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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

Fri, 04 Apr 2025

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Chapter 1: What is Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II about?

0.31 - 23.523 Dax Shepard

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts, or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dan Rather, and I'm joined by Mrs. Mouse. Hi. Meet cute part do.

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23.964 - 24.464 Monica Padman

That's right.

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25.444 - 28.785 Dax Shepard

I feel like it's part Trey, but it's part Dew.

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28.865 - 29.286 Monica Padman

It is.

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29.486 - 30.086 Dax Shepard

Part Dew.

Chapter 2: Why are meet cutes considered palate cleansers?

30.266 - 35.408 Monica Padman

We love a meet cute. It's very hopeful and sweet, and we need to throw those in.

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35.428 - 39.85 Dax Shepard

Yeah, they kind of are palate cleansers. They're uplifting. They're hopeful.

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39.95 - 40.691 Monica Padman

Yeah.

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40.751 - 44.412 Dax Shepard

Yeah, we needed it because we had animal attacks, and we've had shit in your pants.

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44.472 - 44.672 Monica Padman

Yeah.

44.732 - 47.674 Dax Shepard

There's a whole host of depravity, really.

47.734 - 49.094 Monica Padman

A lot of nasty stuff.

49.114 - 50.415 Dax Shepard

Could be called armchair depravity.

50.715 - 50.955 Monica Padman

Could be.

Chapter 3: How did Heather and Brian's meet cute unfold?

77.307 - 81.417 Heather

Hi. Can you hear me okay? Oh, my God. This is beautiful setup.

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81.677 - 82.579 Dax Shepard

What is happening?

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82.66 - 85.967 Heather

Thank you. I'm underneath my standing desk. Oh.

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88.803 - 93.324 Monica Padman

Do you watch Severance? It looks like you're in that welcoming room where she delivers information.

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93.364 - 95.845 Dax Shepard

Your Audi is a very good roller skater.

95.865 - 100.666 Heather

That's right. I do have a little lamp with a sheet over it to give it a little ambience.

101.767 - 105.548 Dax Shepard

Oh, well, it looks great. First of all, where are you other than this cute cave?

105.868 - 107.408 Heather

I live in Beverly Hills, Michigan.

107.768 - 110.229 Dax Shepard

Oh, my God. By Aaron Weakley. Do you ever see Aaron Weakley?

Chapter 4: What role did Brian's dog play in Heather's story?

131.686 - 132.366 Heather

We'll say so.

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132.407 - 133.227 Dax Shepard

Did you grow up there?

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133.247 - 134.428 Heather

I grew up in Royal Oak.

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134.568 - 135.229 Dax Shepard

Wonderful.

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135.369 - 140.873 Heather

I actually went to a shrine. Of course you did. Okay, that's Kristen's high school for people who don't know.

140.913 - 143.415 Dax Shepard

You had to. Okay, Heather, you have a meet-cute story.

143.655 - 165.593 Heather

Yes. So it takes place at Central Michigan University. It was New Year's Eve 2008. I was up there after Christmas to go back to work. My roommate, Mary, was up there with me and my neighbor, our friend Kelly, was also there. And Kelly at the time was dating this fraternity guy. They're actually now married, but the fraternity was having a New Year's Eve party.

165.914 - 185.153 Heather

So the three of us decide that we're going to get dressed up and go to this party. As the party's going on, my roommate Mary comes over to us and she's like, hey, there's this guy Brian here. I think you two would really hit it off. He's upstairs in the attic with some friends. You should go up there and say hi. So I grab my friend Kelly and we go up there and they're all smoking in the attic.

185.233 - 186.194 Dax Shepard

Cigarettes or marijuana?

Chapter 5: How did a high school compatibility test lead to love?

464.957 - 473.024 Dax Shepard

It's interesting you said, I put my hand up and touched the wall. When you said it, I thought that's an interesting detail. Is that foreshadowing?

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473.264 - 474.525 Monica Padman

Oh. Oh, and then it was.

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474.545 - 487.636 Dax Shepard

It was. Yeah, you must ask yourself, had he not bit your face? And both of you are not asking for anyone's numbers. Like, neither of you are pursuing this with any kind of gusto. Had the dog not intervened and caused this walk home and the ice pack, I don't think we're here.

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487.656 - 493.3 Monica Padman

Probably never would have happened. That's a good point. I hate to give the dog any credit.

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493.42 - 504.816 Dax Shepard

Well, you got to give credit where credit's due. I must. That's also another ethos of yours. Well, Heather, it's lovely meeting you. I'm delighted we've got a Michigander in the audience. We don't talk to nearly enough people from Michigan.

504.856 - 509.378 Monica Padman

I feel like we've talked to just a lot of them, but I love them. You guys are a great group.

509.578 - 514.08 Dax Shepard

Yeah, before we go, if you had to guess what the best amusement park in the world is, what would you say?

514.1 - 517.201 Heather

My husband and I were literally talking about this earlier. Cedar Point, of course.

517.221 - 518.421 Dax Shepard

Let's go, baby.

Chapter 6: Is there a connection between compatibility tests and lasting relationships?

571.507 - 572.467 Monica Padman

You can smell the guy.

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573.248 - 585.074 Dax Shepard

Yeah, I'd be really curious if we could get an evolutionary biologist to explain why that is. Do we not smell as good? Is it more important for a female throughout history to be able to identify her partner? There has to be an explanation.

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585.094 - 586.495 Monica Padman

Because you definitely don't have that.

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586.655 - 587.776 Dax Shepard

Zero desire.

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587.836 - 589.197 Rob

Do you think so too, Rob?

589.497 - 597.433 Dax Shepard

Yeah, I agree. All right, we have a pair. Oh, fun. Ah, you're in two different locations.

597.753 - 604.995 Megan

We are. Did you do that for sound? Yes, that was the advice given. We both wanted to be here because we're both big fans.

605.195 - 607.116 Sean

Oh, how exciting. You guys are so cute.

607.136 - 608.476 Dax Shepard

But wait, are you in the same home?

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