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Chapter 1: What happened during Harper's first accident?
I pulled into the corner bakery, and then I bumped a car.
You hit another car? On your first day of driving?
Yes. Are you freaking out? Yes, because the next thing that happened was I pulled out of the shops, and I go into the oncoming traffic lane where the cars are coming in. Yesterday, at like 5, my mom gives a text on Facebook saying, your daughter crashed into my car. I need your insurance, like immediately.
We're going to be dissecting frogs today, and Kate's going to be dissecting it. What are you doing, Kate? He keeps moving.
welcome back to another episode guys today we're going to be talking about a very serious topic very serious which is what this is a topic that people avoid in school teachers students and all what what this is a topic that is very uncomfortable puberty dissecting frogs that is what we're going to be doing today are you kidding me i'm a vegetarian and kate's going to be dissecting it in your mouth
No, it's actually... Are you ready?
Are you ready to dissect the frog?
Sure.
I'm going to be eating it.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about dissecting frogs?
He's little. He's only like this big. Let me see him. Come on, Kate. Yeah, there's no frog.
What's in it? Hey, can I have my hat?
There's no frog.
I was looking for the dissecting. No, that's my hat. No, it's not. It's mine. It was in my PR box.
Ma'am, I don't think you should say that's your hat. That would be bad.
I stole the hat. Well, now that they're done trying to scare me because they like making me cry because they know that every time I collide, you got... Every time I cry, you guys click on it. So they try to make me cry every episode now.
So stop clicking on it. I think that actually is a good topic. Everybody comment down below if we should actually dissect a frog. No.
One time I dissected a quail, which is a type of bird. What the? You dissected a quail? I don't think we needed the definition of a type of bird. In eighth grade science class, we were dissecting quails. And my quail had a full tummy when it died.
oh we like cut into it and its stomach literally exploded it was so bad exploded it like literally like shot food out of us and we were the only group there was like what you dissected a cat oh my gosh that happened okay that's crazy that's like dissecting a dog usually science teachers have like baby pigs or frogs or frogs i'll tell you that that's like literally dissecting someone's puppy
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Chapter 3: What role does fashion play in the hosts' lives?
Oh, guess what? You know how I eat beef jerky sticks every night? Yeah. Okay, so Honey has figured that out. And now every night she comes to me for beef jerky sticks. And I'm like, oh, here's your beef jerky stick. And we eat beef jerky sticks together.
Yeah. I tell him not to.
How does she eat it with no front teeth?
She makes it work.
No, no, no. She likes the wrapper. I eat the beef.
She likes to lick the wrapper.
I eat the beef out of it, and then I give her the wrapper.
You give it to her? No. Yeah. No, you don't. He throws his trash on the floor. What do you mean? Yes, I do. And then she comes and she snatches it from him.
Yeah, so she chews on it because she likes the taste of the beef juice that's left or whatever. Ew. So I just leave it behind for her.
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