Stella
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I Was In An Accident!
last night yes the one night y'all switched the one night we switched she's just like everywhere and i'll be honest dang it i heard her starting to like and i was like i'm not dealing with that that's not in the contract of what comes with this side of the bed you didn't at least like i woke kinsey up i was like hey your dog you should do something oh wow that's crazy i don't do dog throw up
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I Was In An Accident!
That's a risk. What if she throws up while I'm carrying her, you know?
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I Was In An Accident!
Or you could just kill him by asking him the question and then giving him the animal, and then he'd try to go kill the animal.
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I Was In An Accident!
And once she's in the trash, she's committed and she knows she's already in trouble. So she just continues. So you're like, get out of the trash. And she's like, yeah, she does that.
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I Was In An Accident!
Okay, so maybe the fat shaming was necessary because I'm afraid you're going to rip the shirt.
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I Was In An Accident!
Because it was going to be dark when they got out of the movie theater. And they were just like, I'll just tip on my car. And they're probably like, someone hit my car.
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I Was In An Accident!
My Challenger. And I'm like, what the? And I pull it off and they're like, somebody hit the back right bumper of your car. Back right bumper of your car. Here's their license plate number. They drove off.
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I Was In An Accident!
And I was like, what? I go back there and my bumper's kind of crooked, kind of messed up. I'm like, no shot. So we call the police and the police are like, yeah, we'll see if we can get video footage from like the restaurant.
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I Was In An Accident!
We'll see if we can get video footage from the restaurant and stuff. No, within like, I'm not even kidding. Like three hours they call me back. They're like, yeah, we ran the license plate, all this stuff. Uh, went to the guy's house and they measured like his car and the red paint marks that were on his front bumper. And then they measured my car and they were like,
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I Was In An Accident!
And they, like, knocked on it. It was the same kind of thing. He was, like, it was, like, some dad answered the door. It was, like, his son was, like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't even think I hit it.
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I Was In An Accident!
Mm-hmm. One of my exes rear-ended somebody at a stoplight. Just rear-ended somebody at a stoplight. Same thing, cashed it. And they had to have an ambulance come out and all this stuff.
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I Was In An Accident!
It was like the cars was just dented a little. And then they had to have an ambulance come out to... Assess the damage of her body? Yeah, take them away. Because her back was hurt. I was like, come on. I was like, you ever rode Batman at Six Flags?
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I Was In An Accident!
When your parents actually trust you because like it's like even if he does go out and he makes a mistake or something happens, he's going to tell me it's going to be okay.
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I Was In An Accident!
But it's like, oh, he's going to go out and he's going to hide it and then I'll never even know.
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I Was In An Accident!
through um through uh like like me getting caught with cars bumped um yeah she's found out everything so yeah so you might as well just tell her you might as well tell her because you can't hide anything from her yeah i mean cash didn't tell my dad cash didn't tell my dad something and it was like yeah alex knows what i'm saying and and then it just made my dad way more suspicious because usually your lie doesn't hold up in court it doesn't go very well court well i just mean like it doesn't hold up when you tell your parents they like start poking holes in it and you're like hey
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I Was In An Accident!
And so one night, Cash is with Alex. I'll let you tell the story.
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I Was In An Accident!
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I Was In An Accident!
Caps said something he can't say. And then Harper said the exact same thing that Caps said.