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I've Had It

Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us

Thu, 06 Feb 2025

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Mommy-vlogging gone wrong, hate academies, and bumper sticker abuse. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Discover your relationship green flags, with Betterhelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/HADIT to get 10% off your first month. RoBody: Go to https://RO.CO/HADIT to see if you qualify. Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code Hadit https://Lumedeodorant.com! Tushy: Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code Hadit at https://hellotushy.com/Hadit Addyi, The Little Pink Pill: See full prescribing information and medication guide, including boxed warning for severe low blood pressure and fainting, at http://addyi.com/pi EarthBreeze: Get 40% off Earth Breeze when you sign up for auto-shipments at https:/earthbreeze.com/Hadit Follow Us:  I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumpsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: What is the significance of the clap in today's episode?

6.877 - 15.144 Jennifer Welch

Ready? One, two, three. Oh my God. We haven't commented on the clap in quite some time. It's anemic. Is that a Trump's America clap?

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15.844 - 19.167 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

That is the defeated clap of living in Trump's America.

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19.187 - 40.678 Jennifer Welch

I mean, my God, patriots, gayatriots, and natriots. Okay. All right. I'm back. But the clap was horrific. It was really lackluster. It was really lackluster. It was little dick energy. And I usually have big dick energy. You do. You really do. I really do. You really do. You really do have a lot of big dick energy. I do. Yeah. BDE.

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40.878 - 42.42 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

BDE all over the place right here.

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42.68 - 43.481 Jennifer Welch

What have you had it with?

44.101 - 65.399 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

Okay. What I've had it with is Netflix texts me all the time. We have a new list that you're going to like. Here are your favorites. We think you'll like this and all that. And I'm just like, mind your own business. Why are you in my business all the time? And what really, really makes me had it, like I've had it so hard, is I like everything they recommend.

Chapter 2: What are the issues with Netflix recommendations?

66.04 - 87.694 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

And it infuriates me that they can read me so well. Do they text you on your – like a text message? Well, no. Like it just comes up on my phone. So like a notification. Is that what you call it? A notification? Right. But I'm just looking at my phone and it says, Angie, we have new pics for you. You're really going to like these. And I'm just like – Mind your business. I didn't ask.

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89.055 - 112.673 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

And then when I get in there and look, I do like him. So then I, it just keeps happening. I'm just keep feeding the algorithm because I watch what they tell me to watch and I don't like it. I've had it. But you do like it. No, I don't like them knowing what I like. I feel like that's weird. It's a boundary violation. They shouldn't be able to pick shows for me as well as I pick shows for me.

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113.254 - 114.915 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

And they do. And I don't like it.

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115.115 - 136.632 Jennifer Welch

And you're not appreciative of this service. I'm not appreciative. After you watch the shows they recommend, you're not appreciative? No, I get irritated because I'm like, damn it. I did like this show. See, I would like that. This is where I can't get on board. I support you in your grievance because you get to have it. But I'm always like, I need good shows. And they don't notify me of anything.

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136.732 - 140.275 Jennifer Welch

I don't get any notifications. No, I get them all the time.

140.295 - 154.927 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

Or as you call it, text messages. They show up on your phone twice a week. Really? And maybe it's because I haven't been watching as much Netflix lately and they're just trying to remind me to watch it. But I think it's weird that I get them all the time.

155.991 - 182.123 Jennifer Welch

I'm bitter about it. If you think about what goes on with our phones and our watch. My watch is telling me all the time, it's too loud where you are right now. Yeah, mine too. You need to stand up. It's like there's no privacy between us and these Apple devices and big tech. And we all saw what big tech, what they think about us when they marched to that inauguration.

183.183 - 192.713 Jennifer Welch

And kissed the teeny tiny hand, orange hand of the convicted felon president that we happen to have. So that's nuts.

192.973 - 195.155 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

Yeah. So I'm bitter about all of it.

Chapter 3: What are hate academies and why are they concerning?

Chapter 4: How does MAGA-coded merch impact society?

298.556 - 308.885 Jennifer Welch

So we go to this one gym and all the parents are wearing all the MAGA coded merch. One guy has on like an overt, like it says, Jesus strong, Trump tough.

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309.855 - 310.576 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

It does not.

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310.616 - 334.635 Jennifer Welch

Yes. That cannot be real. It's real. He had it on and he was grinning from ear to ear, proud of himself for his outfit choice. Oh, wow. But anyway, in the gym of some of these churches, I'm just like kind of people watching the opposing team because it's wild. I mean, it's like they just got released from the compound to go to the basketball game for the night.

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335.756 - 364.876 Jennifer Welch

And in the gym, like when we go to the asshole academies, it's like in Jesus name we play. It's on the wall. Get it? I get it. Got it. Okay, so then one game I couldn't make it to because it was in Tulsa, I had to work, et cetera. So a couple of my friends came over Liz and Tricia, and we're sitting streaming the game. And it's one of these like hate academies an hour and a half away from home.

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364.956 - 394.058 Jennifer Welch

And so we're streaming the basketball game. And my friend Liz is looking at the court. And the way the lights are shining down on the wood floor of the gymnasium, there's a message on the sideline. And it says, It appears to say our best gays are ahead of us. G-A-Y-S. But it was the way the line was hitting the D. I think it really said our best days are ahead of us.

394.118 - 402.89 Jennifer Welch

But we read it as our best gays are ahead of us. So are you thinking Freudian? Totally, because I'm thinking that's exactly right.

402.95 - 428.542 Jennifer Welch

Because as soon as the poor kids whose parents forced them to go to this awful asshole indoctrination, white supremacist, anti-evolution, anti-science, MAGA-entraining dump truck of a school, and they get out and they go to college and they meet other gays, then for that school, their best gays are ahead of them.

431.417 - 456.557 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

So it wasn't wrong, right? No, I completely agree. Right. Their best gaze are ahead of them. Yeah. Well, as you know, I have... That's where I sent my kids, to hate academies. Made a lot of mistakes when I was younger. One of the biggest regrets that I have is where I sent my kids to school. And luckily... Not by anything other than just pure luck.

457.317 - 477.896 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

I'm so grateful that they came out of that and were like, what the fuck just happened to me? Why did you send us there? What were you thinking? Like, so oppressed. You know, so I just... It turns my stomach to hear that because I was part of the problem. Yeah.

Chapter 5: What is the story behind Ruby Frankie's child influencer memoir?

1654.388 - 1654.689 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

What?

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1655.089 - 1657.23 Jennifer Welch

Those Mormons always have a bunch of kids, don't they?

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1657.93 - 1672.137 Caleb

And she has, you know what? I do have another bit of tea. There's a woman that was arrested with her that helped her abuse these children. And it's this Mormon life coach. And her kids and people think they're lesbian together.

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1672.157 - 1677.762 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

Of course they are. I knew that immediately because they were living together and they had two houses.

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1677.982 - 1684.228 Jennifer Welch

No disrespect to lesbians, but I mean, I would think that, yeah, I mean, I just, I totally.

1684.428 - 1694.277 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

And the one, not the mother. I mean, I think this girl had kids. The other lady had kids, but not this Ruby Frankie. It was clear that she was a power lesbian. Right.

1694.477 - 1695.998 Jennifer Welch

Why do Mormons have so many kids?

1696.058 - 1699.321 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

Is that just like a... Okay, I think I... You've come to the right source.

1699.421 - 1701.283 Jennifer Welch

Oh, yeah. Because you're a Mormon connoisseur.

Chapter 6: How do child influencers and their experiences affect their future?

Chapter 7: What are the dangers of performative parenting on social media?

1843.033 - 1863.591 Unknown

You don't know their beliefs. And I enjoy it that way. Unfortunately, when you have someone who has a bunch of bumper stickers on the back of their vehicle, like MAGA, God's country. If you're seeing this, your mother chose life, baby on board. I now know exactly what kind of person you are when I never set out to do that. I don't want to know that you're a fucking idiot.

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1863.771 - 1882.761 Unknown

I would rather continue to be oblivious and hope and pray that people are just as rock solid, headstrong and intelligent as I am and as you ladies are. But unfortunately, that's not the case. Take that ugly ass shit off. I don't give a fuck if it rips your paint off. Take it off. It needs to be banned. It's propaganda. It's bullshit. And I'm tired of fucking seeing it.

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1882.781 - 1884.082 Jennifer Welch

I love him.

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1884.833 - 1890.057 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

That is exactly how I feel about it. Exactly how I feel. Like it crawled in my brain.

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1890.117 - 1891.618 Jennifer Welch

That is an A-plus delivery.

1892.078 - 1892.259 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

A-plus.

1893.299 - 1917.053 Jennifer Welch

A-plus listener. A-plus grievance. A-plus voice memo. And I'm going to say this. When I had it, the MAGA-coated t-shirts. I feel exactly the way this guy does. I don't want to know. I don't want to know when I'm on the plane that you have your, I'm a lion, I'm a big boy with my American flag with a grenade next to it, T-shirt on.

1917.173 - 1930.962 Jennifer Welch

I don't want to see it because I know you're compensating for a lot of problems. I know that probably when you watch porn... I know that you're probably watching that penis a little bit more than you are the ta-tas. I know that. And I don't want to think about that on my flight. Right.

1931.062 - 1937.488 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

I don't want to think that you're unstable on my flight. Right. And with you parading around and all that. Yeah.

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