Caleb
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I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
Okay, the other thing that Jen sent me was so interesting that I went into a deep, dark dive last night. So I'm going to share this story with you. You guys can jump in, stop me anytime. And it's that the first child influencer memoir is here. And a young girl named Sherry Frank is releasing her tell-all experience as the daughter of a popular family mommy blogger, Ruby Frankie.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
Okay, so the backstory is Ruby Frankie was a popular YouTube mommy blogger. Her content showed all aspects of her six kids' lives as they grew up, and it presented her as a loving mom that gained millions and millions of followers. However, in August 2023, she was arrested on charges of child abuse and neglect after one of her children escaped and was found malnourished and abused.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
Investigations revealed disturbing details about the harsh and abusive treatment her children endured. The case shocked many given her public image as this great mom on her mommy blog. Ruby was a member of the Mormon Church. Her Mormon faith was a central part of her public persona and she often referenced it in her videos, sharing how her religious beliefs influenced her parenting style.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
Fast forward to today, her eldest daughter, Sherry Frankie, is now releasing a memoir titled The House of My Mother. And she's become an advocate for child influencers. And these are quotes to lawmakers. moral or ethical family vlogger. Wow.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
Yeah. And I think it's the same as what we say about couples, the shinier the image. Like when I looked through her Instagram and it was just the happiest, best family, the more they portray that, the more I know that nefarious shit is going on behind the scenes.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
And she has, you know what? I do have another bit of tea. There's a woman that was arrested with her that helped her abuse these children. And it's this Mormon life coach. And her kids and people think they're lesbian together.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
We have voice memos. Yeah, we could lighten it up with a couple voice memos. And up first, we've got Caleb.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
All right, Kylie, last one. Okay. Our last one is from Sam. You know what I've fucking had it with?
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
We've got merch that they can get. We have merch. Patreon YouTube memberships just launched. I have news.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
Kylie, what did I say about IHIP News? You said IHIP News, a daily or twice daily podcast serving digestible political news in short doses.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
Um, obviously I grew up all around them. I was a public school kid, but I always found the kids from those schools were some of the like craziest partiers or just like the opposite of what that school thinks that they are compared to. I agree with that.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
I've got a really great email from a listener that I want to read you guys today. This is from Henry, and he says, I am a perpetually tanned, radiant, hilarious, and undeniably gorgeous gay man. Naturally, this makes me the quintessential GBF, gay best friend, for every sorority sister, basic baddie, and beyond. Think of me as the centurion card of the zesty femme twink community.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
Exclusive, fabulous, and always in demand. But as time marches on, the very same girls whose hair I once held back as they sacrificed their dignity to the porcelain thrones of the diviest dive bars are now settling down and getting married. And here I am about to step into my third wedding as a, quote, bridesmaid. And let me tell you, I've had it.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
These friends of mine, these girls who hump pride floats, bedazzle their Stanley tumblers with rainbows and pop their pussies to Kim Petras, transform into entirely different creatures the moment a wedding is on the horizon. It's giving Princess Fiona turning into an ogre after sunset.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
Weddings, I've come to realize, are a toxic breeding ground for gender norms, thinly veiled homophobia, and relentless capitalism. Not only am I shelling out hundreds, sometimes thousands of dollars on travel, gifts, wardrobe, but I'm also subjected to condescending advice on how to be a man at these family functions. Quote, You have to wear a suit. Maybe go lighter on the makeup.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
Would you mind standing on the guy's side? Excuse me, bitch. I am doing you a favor by being here. Sit me in the front row like the VIP I am. And if you don't want me at your wedding, or if you want me at your wedding, then let me be me.
I've Had It
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
All right, Kylie. Okay, so today I've got some great stuff teed up that Jen has been sending me. And we're going to start with this clip that she sent me on Instagram.
Lords of Death
6 | Angel of Death
I ain't going to lie to you. I'm going to be straight honest. When that happened, he came over by the truck. He was standing up there. I pulled out a shotgun, opened up the back door, and I went, boom. I don't know if I hit him. I didn't hit the truck. No more holes in the truck. I don't know if I hit him or not.
Lords of Death
6 | Angel of Death
I was so scared he was going to come in the fucking house, dude, and hurt my family again. The guy was sick, brother. The guy was sick. He hated me. I didn't care. I hated him, too. I ain't paid back a bitch.
Lords of Death
6 | Angel of Death
I see the boy, like I said, with 35 years. It's a long, long, long time, you know. I prospered and the poor boy Did he get jail time out of this shit for the 85 you know of? He was at Mansfield for like three years. Over the 85 murder. Yeah. So from 88 through 91. I don't wish nobody. The boy is innocent. I swear, man. So how did it turn out that James is the one that got in trouble and not you?
Lords of Death
6 | Angel of Death
I don't know. I swear to God, man, I do not know. But I just, we went, uh, they come and got us. We come all the way back to the hall, all the way back to Southwest. So we went to court. I remember sitting in there and it was just. Then one person on the end of the table was asking questions. The prosecutors was actually on their side, but they just told me to go home.
Lords of Death
6 | Angel of Death
Why James got blamed, I don't. I told the whole truth, nothing but the truth, Ben. And why James got, I didn't know James got in trouble. Not until you got a hold of me.
Lords of Death
6 | Angel of Death
He took the blame, huh? I just love right there. That's love. He knew what we was going through, man. He's innocent on the 85. We all had parts of it. Not just him. I live with it every day. Think about it. And it made me a better person, baby. Made me love more. Made me realize what you got. I'm so sorry. I did not know. I'm so sorry.
Lords of Death
6 | Angel of Death
I'll be straight up, okay? The guy was a sick bastard. The guy was just pervert in the fucking head. You know what he told me? This was a side of Jack that Mick had never seen before.
Lords of Death
6 | Angel of Death
We get down again in the bed, you know. He beat my sister so bad. My sister's been through a lot.
Lords of Death
6 | Angel of Death
That's what led up to it. He beat my sister so bad, and we just had enough, man. We had enough. We couldn't do it no more.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 210: Deport Fauci? Vivek Leaving DOGE? Revive the SAVE Act?
Hi, Charlie. I'm the Tri-Cities High School chapter president in Washington, and I wanted to ask for your advice on a project that my chapter started doing with one of the Richland Library board members. And my chapter is trying to find a way to put more conservative and Christian books into the libraries.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 210: Deport Fauci? Vivek Leaving DOGE? Revive the SAVE Act?
And we're trying to set up a format so that other groups can put these books in libraries too. And I just wanted to ask you on what the best way was to convince the libraries to allow these books because some of the library districts banned me in 2022 for refusing to wear a mask in a public library. And at the time, the libraries didn't have a mask mandate. It was already taken down.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 210: Deport Fauci? Vivek Leaving DOGE? Revive the SAVE Act?
But some people, some of the liberal people in the libraries were forcing the We're forcing the public, everybody in the public, to wear masks when they go in libraries, and I refused to do that, so I got banned from all the mid-Columbia libraries for a year.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 210: Deport Fauci? Vivek Leaving DOGE? Revive the SAVE Act?
But if you could give some advice on how to convince the libraries to allow conservative and Christian books in libraries, how would I look and start doing that?
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Power of The Grassroots — Exclusive Interview with Matt Gaetz
Hey, Mr. Gates, Mr. Kirk, I'm really big fans. My name is Caleb. I'm 17 from upstate New York, and I lean very Austro-libertarian. My question would be on big business. Is big business what's hurting Americans, or is it big government's support of big business and the force of government allowing business to hurt Americans?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 217: Woke Video Games? The Low-Propensity Switcheroo? Security Clearances?
hey, Charlie, what are you doing for your skin? It's just glowing.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 217: Woke Video Games? The Low-Propensity Switcheroo? Security Clearances?
So plug the thought crime. That's such a fun show to watch you guys do. Thank you. So, so we're here in, in, in Raleigh, North Carolina, but tomorrow, no Sunday, we'll be arriving in Milwaukee on our way home to Minnesota. We're going to do some vote chasing and, And just thought you'd like to know that.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 217: Woke Video Games? The Low-Propensity Switcheroo? Security Clearances?
But the question is, how do you overcome the challenges that so much traveling does for you to be connected with your kids as they're growing up and with your wife? when you're spending so much time on your busy schedule?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 217: Woke Video Games? The Low-Propensity Switcheroo? Security Clearances?
For more on many of these stories and news you can trust, go to CharlieKirk.com.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 208: Fat Kids = Child Abuse? Afghanistan Alternatives? Is DCFS Abusive?
Hi, Charlie. It was great seeing you. So as we're about to start Shabbat, Michelle and I have decided to participate in it coming up with the new year. And so we want to ask you what your favorite activities are and how you spend your digital Sabbath.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 208: Fat Kids = Child Abuse? Afghanistan Alternatives? Is DCFS Abusive?
Charlie, what you've done is incredible here.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 216: No Taxes Under $150k? Elon Musk Army?
Hi, Charlie. How are you doing?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 216: No Taxes Under $150k? Elon Musk Army?
How are you? March Madness. We want to know how your bracket is doing. Michelle has a different bracket. She got Gonzaga to win.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 216: No Taxes Under $150k? Elon Musk Army?
Nope, that was our question. Yeah, we just wanted to see how we were doing with March Madness. You have another question, Michelle? No. No, we're good.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 216: No Taxes Under $150k? Elon Musk Army?
Yeah, you too.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 216: No Taxes Under $150k? Elon Musk Army?
Charlie, what you've done is incredible here.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 216: No Taxes Under $150k? Elon Musk Army?
I want you to know we are lucky to have Charlie Kirk.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
What's their main platform, you think?
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In a lot of ways, it is.
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Do they ask if you're an organ donor too? Basically.
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Fat Ticket. Uptick gout, but it's okay.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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But whatever because we have the chairs, so it wouldn't matter. We have the chairs.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Yeah, we're in the end credits for sure.
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The blue for real.
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You know, it's funny you say that about chairs, because I think it's the El Capitan Theater in Hollywood. Those chairs, bitch, mind you, my whole family, all of us huge, enormous, sitting, and we have to fill up one row, but there's two people sitting on the inside. I felt so bad for those two people. Girl, girl. Me sandwiched between my man and my brother. Please.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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I mean, my ass barely fit in the chair. Tell me why I'm feeling bad for the chairs. I'm like, these poor chairs. I get it. It's a monument. Whatever. Let's get an extender. I need an extender on this bitch.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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It would be a lot easier to change the chair than it would be to change me.
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Yeah, a lot of them died from the flu. That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm like, evolution is okay to some extent.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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That's what I'm saying. You know what's funny? Yesterday when I was at that shoot I was telling you about, there was a part where they wanted me to sit on these fake speakers to pose and stuff. And they looked tiny and fragile. And as I was walking over, they were like, yeah, just sit and you can lean. And I was like, you want me to fully sit on it or lean?
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It's a treasure map.
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And they were like, no, no, go ahead, sit on it. And when I'm walking up, it's like a crew of all men who set it up. And I'm walking up, I'm like, is there a weight limit on these? And all of the men go... And then I was like, I'm fucking around. Hey, boys.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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None of them know how to answer. That's like me saying, do I look fat? And then they don't know what to say.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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That's what I'm saying. I made this joke on Trixie's channel when she put me in that horrifying drag. And when I made this joke, I was like, a running bit I have in my head is that any time I meet a celebrity that looks nothing like me and is built nothing like me, I go, well, we're about the same build, so where do you shop?
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And I said, if I ever meet Sydney Sweeney, you bet your ass I'm going to make that joke to her. And I was laughing. I said, because I'm imagining I say it to her, that hurts her feelings, and that makes me laugh. And then I made that joke. Someone clipped it, and people were like, I think it's kind of fucked up that you want to hurt people's feelings.
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Her feelings are going to be hurt because of her fat phobia. That's funny. Yeah. I was like, when I make that joke, that's my way of like, it's almost forcing you to confront your internalized biases immediately. Yeah. Live in front of me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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And then I'm like, why? Is it bad to be built like me?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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what are we gonna talk about we're not we don't and we don't need to um am i the only one who yes shut the fuck up most oftentimes well then i make those jokes and i'm like you guys you guys say you like jokes you say you want to hang out with us yeah that's how we joke hello that's why i'm like there's nothing wrong with that joke it's not gonna she's beautiful and i'm beautiful that's the funny part is that it would be offensive to her to look like me yeah and i think that's funny yeah it's okay
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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I think that's funny. I'm the butt of the joke in that sense, and I'm laughing.
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That's why if I see Jacob Elordi, I'm going to say the same thing.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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She doesn't just do it to me by the fucking way. Everybody's like, oh, she finally texts Drew back. She doesn't text anybody back.
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That's me not reading the room.
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That's it. No other context.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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The ones above that were you asking us to shoot stuff for your tour. Yeah. And then we couldn't do it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Oh, it's never forget until.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Yeah, but that was the last text exchange we had, which was how long ago?
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That's what she was like. We should do a show like The View.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Everyone was like, what? What?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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And if we do do a show, I don't think it'll be like The View.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Sometimes me and Brittany are like, if Caleb's in the group chat, we're like, Caleb will respond. And then the two of us will respond after.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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And you said, and I'm also gay, so careful what you say next. I said, he, him, homosexual, thank you.
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I know one thing about you, you're going to respond, which I love. I love that about you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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yeah that's too i guess like i could say that but no it's like there's like a list of people in my head where i'm like these are priority people you and britney are both on there yeah so like there are people i'm like i have to respond to these people within the next day or two max yeah some people i'm like okay i'll respond to that when i have an answer and i just forget and then i feel awful yeah because i'm like ah fuck
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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I'm glad you clarified. I wasn't sure.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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With just a random person, or was it someone in Congress?
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How'd they get in there?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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And part of you has to respect that.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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You have to. At some point, you're like, that's funny.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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That's so funny.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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They're so unserious about so many things. Yeah, I just love it. That's why I love y'all.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Oh, no. That I don't regret at all.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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It's posting about it for my friends. Maybe I should have thought a little bit more on.
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That's why I told Trixie that. I was like, everybody who says they want to be friends with you and Caleb, I'm like, good luck. What? My feelings are vibranium and sometimes my hands shaking a little bit.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Exactly. God help us all. For real.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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You know what I mean?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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No, that's true. It's appealing to what you think is this exclusive club to get into. It's similar in the sense of I recently posted a video because for some reason I've had women lately be like, You know, they log on to TikTok for the first time and they see me and then they're like, have you ever tried being nice to them? And I was like, no, but feel free.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Shut up. One thing about you, you love a chit chat.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Didn't people try that for like centuries? Yeah. I mean, go ahead. They're still doing it now. What the fuck? I was like, I mean, and I made a video because I was like, I'm just like tired of hearing that because I've been doing this for too long. But I literally said, I'm like, you can be nice to them all you want.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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I'm going to tell them to suck my dick from the back because the side of them disgusts me. That's how I'm going to handle it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Kayla loves small talk. I love to make a little friend. I know. What's funny is you say, I just say whatever I want. You're right. That is true. When we were in the room next door, I was like, oh, sit down. And you're like, I'm going to go read my book outside. You don't need me, dude.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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give me top sloppy style I was like fucking stop asking me to be nice I'm never going to I'm gonna hurt their fucking feelings every time because I want to like sometimes when people I've done a few talks lately where they're like what do you have to say to people that say you're mean and then I literally go I am mean That's true. I am very mean. It depends on what your goals are.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Some of your goals is like, oh, I want them to love me or like me or respect me. My goal is to hurt their fucking feelings. My goal is to make you upset because of what I said.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Because you're being horrible. My goal is to be horrible enough that you get so embarrassed you never go on the internet again. That's my goal. That's me. That's what I'm bringing. I say that so plainly, and women still are like,
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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wow so it's just like your whole thing it's just like razzing men but like have we thought about maybe what they're going to be doing like no this is why i don't like women i've been saying i've been i don't like women i don't i really don't i've just had so many in a row lately of women asking me always like oh have you ever thought about like you know what about the good men i'm like where
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Yeah. Are they? Let me know. Tell them to come forward. What the fuck? I can't see them as far as the eye can see. Yeah. Women are a problem. It's true. Yeah. I've been saying. I've been a problem. Yeah. And for some reason. You are a problem. You are my problem.
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And you're mine.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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I think that's about something else, though, no?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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I have some fun facts about you. Okay. Facts about me? Yeah, they're fun facts.
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I guess it depends on who you ask, though. It says your college fraternity gave you the Outstanding Philanthropist Award. That's funny because philanthropic is not the word I think of when I hear about you. Well, what do you call me hanging out with you, then?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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What do they call it when those – I almost made a really awful joke, and you can bleep it. I was going to say, what do you call it when they have those teachers that hang out with those kids?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Yeah. All those kids that never hang out at the lunch table.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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That's even worse. Gagged. Clockty clock. It's actually out of everyone, not just the frat.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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For fucking what? Well, I... I know you do a lot of charity. I was going to say, you're going to feel bad. As I said, on a serious note, Caleb does a lot of philanthropic work.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Yeah, you are very philanthropic, and I mean that very literally. I once sent Caleb a meme on Instagram that said, you ever look at someone and just know they were super involved on campus? I said that to you, and then he said, yeah, go ahead and block me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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You're like, guys, we have to go to the lunch meeting.
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In college is crazy.
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And I was like, we need a different voice in there. In your frat, did they kiss each other a lot?
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No, honestly, I was just like, as soon as you left, no, we don't ever take offense to shit like that, but as soon as you left, Adam was like, I love how he just does what he wants. Like, he'd just be doing shit. I was like, no, for real.
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Wir machen eine kulinarische Reise.
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A man discovers empathy.
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The most obvious trains of thoughts to us.
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If it works, it works.
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So rock the fuck on. However you receive the message.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Have you seen that clip of Logan Paul where he's like finding out he's having a daughter?
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That's how I feel. Jesus Christ. Anytime I see anything involving them.
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Or say no homo. Yeah, that's funny. Let's take it back. No, but I'm dead serious. Let's throw it back to the 2010s.
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Yeah, let's be for real about it then.
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Not to be the woke friend, but racism, bad.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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That's how I feel sometimes when I've gone on interviews and they're like older white people talking to me. And they're like, did you know that this presidency is like scary? Yeah, I did.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Yeah, I sensed that a tiny bit.
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Right, yeah. That's what I've gathered from all the loss of rights, not just this past year.
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Things have been weird. In 2016, I, that was the first time I actively remember like fighting people on Twitter. Even people I knew personally, but I was going ape shit on Twitter. Like,
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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just absolutely decimating anybody that was talking shit you know they were all like oh i'm gonna write in harambe like people were literally writing in voting for harambe that year yeah and that was the first year i could vote yeah and i was like you guys think this is a fucking game i'm on my twitter you think this shit's a game it's not i've been doing that shit forever yeah well before i had a platform before anybody gave a fuck yeah i remember one time i fought with a guy for like two days straight and i went to high school with him yeah
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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That is true. So let's enjoy that. And I mean that in the nicest, sweetest way possible. It's just like you're always advocating for yourself. And you're also very honest. I have so much respect for how honest you are. In such a sweet way, too. And a perfect example is what I brought up on your show when we did the Minion episode. When I said when we get dinner and we have fun, when you're done...
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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His name's Kevin.
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And not the worst Kevin I've met, by the way. I've met a couple of terrible Kevins.
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Sounds good. Y'all. They couldn't even spell very well, but that's perfect.
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Okay. Another fun fact. It says you make your own ranch dressing from scratch.
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Still to this day?
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So yours is like, is it like when you host? That's when you like to put out a fun dip?
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Celery feels like it's fighting me back when I eat it.
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It's just a taxing endeavor to eat.
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Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show, starring me, your fave, everybody knows me, who cares about me. On to the guests. Today we have a ghost that's haunting me at this fucking point. The one and only Caleb Herron. Woo! Ah!
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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And then you douse it in something that doesn't make it taste anything like what it's supposed to taste like.
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I was going to say, or a strong hummus.
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All of a sudden.
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No, yeah, I was going to say that for sure. Either that or the Brussels sprouts.
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We should get a green. No nachos. We should do the green.
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White and skinny?
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What are you eating with carmy from the fucking bear?
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You're done. So you're like, well, I'm going to head out. So you guys have a nice night.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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There's only three halloumis, and you eat two of them? Yeah, yeah. And the other one's hanging out, and you're like, well, if no one else is going to...
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Yeah. So you guys hang. I got to bounce. Love you, though.
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Oh my god, I was going to say that. Oh, thank you for hearing that.
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What am I supposed to be? What am I, an ape?
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And I love that.
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What am I, an ape eating my fucking leafy greens?
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Oh, that's my enrichment?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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We like to open it up and put treats in between so that they know.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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That's how I feel when I order a soda and nobody else does. When I do that, I'm like, oh, no fucking community. Right, perfect.
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As we get older, we love that.
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They can't stop all of us.
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And that was the French Revolution.
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I hate when we share a lot of things. Like, I don't mind sharing apps, but I don't like when that's the whole meal.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Like, I went to dinner with my friends the other day. My skinny white friends.
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Love them down. We did have drinks, so maybe, I thought maybe, oh, okay, yeah, like, everyone's going to get, we're like, oh, we'll just share. Right. Right.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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You got what you wanted in the way that you wanted it. I just want, yeah, I want it all.
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Me too. That's why I love going to dinner with you and Brittany.
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Because we eat, we eat for real.
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I can bring up a couple. Yeah. To bring up a couple tables.
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i uh well you keep refusing to go to disneyland with us yeah i won't do that right i'm gonna get you there eventually i'm not doing that there was on space mountain i don't know if you know this i don't know if the chat knows this either but literally they have a weight limit on that roller coaster yeah so which they do not specify but here's the thing you get in they strap you strap in
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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They drive you forward. And if the seat screams. They weigh you right there. If it's too heavy, they make you go left. My family has been stopped, I'm not kidding, six times.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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They go left, they take you out, and they split you up so your big fat asses aren't all fucking together. And they literally, one time, I'm not kidding.
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And they know me.
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We were all sitting there. We were all sitting in there. And they were like, the guy down at the bottom who's strapping, checking everyone's belts, he's looking up at the control tower. He goes, how much? No? Too heavy. Too heavy. Too heavy. Too heavy. Too heavy. I said, hey, we were doing the first two times. To the left. To the left. To the left. So too heavy? Yeah. Too heavy.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Go ahead to the left. Go ahead to the left.
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And then the first time it happened to us, we were so confused. And then no one was telling us the answer because no one wants to tell us that you guys are too fucking fat, so we have to split you up. I said, oh.
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Okay, perfect. Happiest place on earth.
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I mean, and did I have two churros in my hand at the time? Yes. Is it relevant to the weight of the roller coaster? I don't think so. Yeah. I think, once again, I'm leaning back to your fat ticket idea with chairs.
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Let's extend it.
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Yeah, you'd rather go to a restaurant.
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It's okay. I'm going to bully Caleb into it eventually.
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Just start making shit up. Oh, I would love that. Me and Jason were talking about the Pope the other day because she was like, what's his deal? And I was like, what do you mean? And she was like, what does he do? And I go, I think you're asking the wrong person because I also wasn't raised Catholic or siblings.
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Yeah, as you are probably mostly familiar with. But I told her, I think, and I was like, I just made a stab in the dark. I was like, I think he's like the head guy, but he's not the main guy.
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So the big guy picks the head guy, and then all your problems, you lay at the feet of the head guy, and he goes, big guy says it's cool. That's my loose interpretation of Catholicism.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Yeah, that's another... I was like, well... Oh, a straight guy from Chicago?
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Yeah, when I watch him go on that balcony and they do that wave and then everyone's crying, I was like, well, it's giving coal, obviously. We know that.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Yeah, of course. And that's where I was going with it. I watch it and I'm like, man, I wish I could feel...
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I know. I found that. So yeah, I was just like, I don't, I don't give a fuck, but like, I'm happy for y'all. Sure. Catholics.
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Yeah. Do what you got to do.
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And also if you were the Pope, When you just start kind of like making shit up, I just start saying shit.
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I just start saying shit.
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They're like, he's just like the last one.
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Sunday and Easter. We'll see you then.
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Yeah, what's the point of the job?
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Okay, I have other fun facts for you. This one, it says you were on the Missouri State Homecoming Planning Committee in 2014, and then later in 2016, you were on the college homecoming court. Once again, super involved in campus. And did you win?
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How fun. Another one.
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Damn, and that didn't work?
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Well, that's ironic because they can't watch that because gay.
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All the alleged gay allegations.
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When I was in high school, I ran for senior ASB council, but I wanted to run for something for college specifically. I didn't even really want to do it, but I was like, well, I'm going to do it because it'll look good on my college application. And so I picked treasurer or secretary because it was like the one with the least amount of responsibilities. So I was like, I just want that one.
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Like that's the one I want to do. But like in order to do that, like the year before you had to be like on someone else's team to help them win. So this girl asked to ask me to be like her representative. I was like, sure. And they had this big fair and each one, it was, there was always a theme and the theme this year was like Disney Pixar.
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So you had to like have a booth and then decorate it like fucking crazy. Give a speech. Everybody had to be dressed like a character. Hers was toy story.
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So she was like, yeah, like, so I'm going to be Jesse and like my boyfriend's going to be Woody. And then like someone else was like, okay. I was like, okay, okay. T T T. And she was like, you don't have to tell me, but like you could just come just somewhere in that realm. I'm like, okay.
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Next day I show up to school and I had overalls and like a red, like long sleeve and the overalls were like too small and too tight. And then I had my mom's cowboy boots on. And then I walked in and I had like, just like a stick with me. And she was like, who are you supposed to be? And then I was like, I'm stinky Pete.
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And then she was like, why did you pick him out of all the, like, she was like, you could be Bo Peep or you could be like, I'm like, yeah, no, for sure. I think I'm gonna be singing. And then she was so upset that I dressed like that. I even put dirt on my face and everything, because I just thought it was part of it.
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For sure. So the tiramisu status?
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And the thing is, too, that they would pick who they thought was popular in that grade so they could help them win. Like, go and tell people, hey, vote for so-and-so, whatever. And I was like, girl, if you think I'm not going to clock votes in this, you're crazy.
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Trust me when I say. Yeah. I was like, I got a butt flap on my overalls. Like, she was so annoyed at me that she made me sit in the back so no one could see me.
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And she was like, and my sister asked me, she's like, why would you dress as him? And I was like, well, I already had the overalls. Like it was funny. One plus one.
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I'm all about a, I'm all about a bit.
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Why? They're freaks.
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He wears her lips.
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And her ears with the pearl earrings.
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Till the room stinks at Mr. Potato Head's house. Okay, it says, when you were 15, you got accused of blasphemy on a youth mission trip for saying a salt shaker had magic powers. Yes.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Is there a place you're really trying to get in, but they're just resisting your charm, your southern charm, Midwest charm?
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So we're having you build a pool house. Oh, we're digging.
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Kissing Kate Barlow?
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Yeah, they say they give you full water and you get to go home early. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get a cold shower too.
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He doesn't take kindly to that.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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He was probably worse than my salt shaker thing.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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I've been to church camp a few times. What? Really? I sure have. What were you doing over there?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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what were you doing over there uh being a fucking nuisance apparently uh when i was with church camp adam knows i've been to church camp a couple times but i remember i think the first time i went like they they split you up into teams and like obviously you have no phones or anything for like three or four days um we were the me and my sister were the only siblings they split up like every other sibling got put on the same team and i was like what the fuck man
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Immediately, I was like, what the fuck, bro? While I'm fucking there. I was just looking at it like.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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When we did shot put in high school, one time, our coach, he's like, oh, varsity over there, JV over there. My sister and I are walking. He goes, not you two. I'm splitting you up. And I said, why? And then he was like, because the giggle twins need to be separated. Period. And he called us the giggle twins.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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And then me and Jason laughed for so long. He was like, this is what I'm talking about. Get over there.
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For real. Anyways, at church camp, I was looking at it like, this is just fun time. Because it's really hard for me to buy in in a lot of instances and stuff like that. Anything with organizers, it's really hard for me. I try to suspend reality when I'm in there. And sometimes I felt like I felt it. But then most times I felt like I was holding my hands up and I was just copying everyone.
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Because I felt left out. Because everyone's feeling the spirit and I couldn't. So I was like, aw. And then I remember my sister was really into it. But I remember most times I was like, I would look at her and I'd be like, you're not buying it. Oh, you are. Okay. Okay. My bad. My bad. Yeah. And then I remember we said the sinner's prayer together when you're like dedicating it.
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And I remember we were saying it. Everyone was like so emotional. Like they asked me and my sister to come if we wanted to say it. And my sister was like, yes. And then I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. For real. And then I was sitting there.
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I remember we were doing the prayer, and we were holding hands, and we were in a circle, and then I kept going to look at Daze, and I was like, oh, damn, she's really doing this shit. Okay, fuck, fuck, fuck. The whole time I was going, oh, fuck, okay, she's being for real. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. And then I kept thinking, I was like, oh, she's being for real, she's being for real.
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And then things took a more serious turn, so clearly I've turned away.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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We have similar backstories being too silly for church camp.
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I don't know. Oh, maybe it'll come back to me. I was talking about it treated like summer camp. Yeah. Feel the spirit. Yeah.
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Sinner's Prayer. It escaped me. I do have a final fun fact for you. Okay, I love it. And this is our funnest fact, I think. Does the name Barbara Tennessee mean anything to you?
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Go ahead. Take her for a spin. Does that mean anything to you personally? Barbara Tennessee. He thinks he knows her personally.
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It says, your improv team Fancy Fancy broke the Chicago record for most consecutive cage match wins. Yeah. 18 wins in a row.
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And your prize was a framed photo of Barbara Tennessee.
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What about a general place? Do you always try to make flight attendants your friends, I feel like?
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Oh, a cage match being associated with your improv team called Fancy Fancy?
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Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
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It feels like you're casting a spell on me.
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With the quirky announcements on the intercom?
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It's like March Madness for improv kids.
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18 weeks is a long-ass time.
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You're the David Goggins of improv.
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Someone who needs to be funny. So like you're just born to be funny. Had to be. In the realm of.
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I agree. It's a different energy.
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Especially improv. That's why I think I told you when I had Sabrina Breyer on, we laughed. She goes, me and Caleb talk about improv all the time. She goes, because we're like, oh, it's so disgusting and embarrassing. And she's like, and then at the same time, we're like, I'm really fucking proud of you. It changed my life.
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When you do the sets against each other, do they give you the same center point to focus on, or is it just random things?
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Well, you know what? It's funny. Speaking of Chicago, you just had a huge show there that I came and it got to be a small part of.
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Which was so exciting for you. It was so exciting for me. That's why it's such a full circle thing for you.
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It was fucking crazy.
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I remember when you came in my dressing room, Caleb goes, yeah, everyone's being super gay today.
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oh my god you were so great i was so glad you could come and do it oh my god of course i'm so i'm honored to have been asked and that was my first time seeing the bean i had never seen the bean the bean i've never seen it before cloud gate shout out cloud and we went to i think it's garrett's the popcorn is it carrots yeah we went there for the first time yeah i was trying to get the full chicago experience yeah did you have a hot dog or a deep dish or something
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I had a deep dish. I did not have a hot dog. Jason did, though. Yeah. She loves a hot dog. Where'd you get deep dish? I don't remember the name of it. Oh, fuck. It was really good, though. Yeah. It's delicious. It's more bread and sauce than I anticipated.
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And I stayed at a hotel that was like, it was a really nice one. It looked almost like art deco-y. But it was like right across the street from Trump Tower. Yeah. So I just took a lot of pictures of me flipping off the building. Why? So that was fun. Why would you do that? To our commander in chief. That's our president. I just respect the office. That's yours.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
that does remind me though of when dayson told me she was watching i think it was the new mr and mrs smith she was watching one of the episodes and like you know on prime like they'll like when they're streaming it you're like they'll pull up their imdb and they'll have your photo and your name yeah and you were on there like next to the main two yeah and they was like oh my god are you in this episode i just watched it you're like funny you ask um they cut my part
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Hi, how are you? First of all.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Hey, shouts out.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
thank you so much.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
I watched, um, I'll tell you after, but I watched a video, a movie that's coming out because I'm doing the carpet for it. And recently, and I was what, there's a scene where they're sitting in, like they're on a date and they're sitting in like a sushi restaurant and they're like, um, it was filmed so beautifully.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
So it's like, they're the only things in focus, but like everything else is kind of moving around. And there's like a hibachi, like there's like an omakase chef, like behind them a lot. You see him a lot.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
And we were watching the movie. I was like, That's what they're fucking going to cast me as. The omakase chef.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Don't you worry.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
My hat's really tall. Moving knives like this. That's what I'm looking down the barrel of. That's what I have coming. For the future of my acting career. I don't think so.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Yeah, you know what? You, me, and Brittany need to be in a new version of The Hangover. Come on. I've pitched that to you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
No, that's Trixie. We'll make that Trixie. Yeah, we'll make that Trixie. Trixie can be the one that's on the fucking roof.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
You know what's funny is that movie would have been a lot shorter because we would have kept partying.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
And been like, she'll find us eventually.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
And it wasn't asking too much of me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
I fucking love you. Thank you so much for coming back. I love you, buddy. Thanks for having me. You're just going to keep coming. Yeah. You're haunting me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Well, if we ever find ourselves in the Senate, I guess we'll see.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Yeah. Girls trip.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
I have those, like the headband.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
You know you ain't topping with me. Come on. Thank you so much for coming back. I fucking love you. Thank you all so much for watching. Everybody already knows because they, for some reason, think you're a co-host of this show, but where can everybody find you?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Thank you so much for tuning into this episode of The Comment Section Show. Thank you so much to my amazing guest, Caleb Herron. Don't forget, new episodes of The Comment Section come out every Wednesday. You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms with the video list for free and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Please, for the love of God, stop fucking asking me, where can I watch this? On Spotify. As of right now. Okay? Thank you so much. Thank you to my amazing guest, Caleb, and I'll see you next week. Bye!
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Slid those panties right on.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Smaller carry-on.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
You guys met in the middle. Yeah. I love that. That's beautiful in the skies.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
What cologne was it? We're being haunted by the speaking of being haunted. P.S. What are the top notes?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Yeah, that's the beauty of it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
I would say I know I agree with you because I've seen I've seen the jokes being accredited to the wrong people like well to the wrong people to you and just me and Brittany are the ones being taken from but at the same time sometimes when I see them they're like oh he's way funnier than the two of them no and I was like no he's just meaner yeah that's the only difference between them
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
You're listening to house music.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Oh girl. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not Drew. What happened to hi, hello?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
And also I don't greet you that way.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
What's funny is we're actually meaner to each other on camera than we are in real life. Yeah. Unless you're telling Caleb about your love life and he doesn't like it. Yeah. Then it matches the energy.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
No, thankfully. Yeah. I agree with you, though. That's over-familiarity that I really don't like, which is like, me and Jason joke about this when we had a girl. We had so many wonderful people on tour, but there were some people that choose the mean route because they're just like, oh, we're all kidding around. Right. But the shit is like, I don't know you at all, so it's just jarring.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
But someone came up to us and she was like, what's up, you fucking bitches? Yeah. And we were like, oh, hey. And then she was like, what the fuck is up? I think trying to be funny, but also she was being really intense and rude. And then she had my book in her hand, but she took the jacket off of it. So I was like, why did you take the panties off my book like that?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
The pussy's just out in the air like that. Immediately doesn't want to play anymore. I was like, so this is why you bitches can't play with me. You can't play with me. Not everyone can do this.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
And that's why sometimes when we hang out, they're like, how come you guys aren't, like, you guys didn't post anything or whatever? I'm like, because we're real life friends. We are. We're not content friends. We don't live in a content house. We're fucking friends in real life. The last thing we're doing is looking at our phones when we're hanging out. And if you could, you'd be Jason Bourne.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
That's true. The green bubbles, I'm sick of it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
I'll cast you aside so fast with that stupid phone.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Different sides of the room.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Did you feel like I was mean to you? Yes, because I have blue eyes.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Dude, Brittany at one point was like, who the fuck is the green bubble in this chat? And there's only four of us, and she knows it's not the two of us. She's like, who the fuck is it?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Yeah, brain rot activated. Brain rot activated. The worm's already in there. Just let it run free.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Yeah. Unfortunately, it's a huge part of your career now. Yeah. My entire fucking career.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DOING BLASPHEMY Ft. Caleb Hearon | Episode 171
Yeah. It's fucking terrible. Speaking of your sub stack post, I thought the little snippet you posted about running on a fat ticket. We need a fat ticket.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DIFFERENT ENERGY Ft. Sabrina Brier | Episode 155
Yeah, I agree. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DIFFERENT ENERGY Ft. Sabrina Brier | Episode 155
And it's a vehicle more than anything.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DIFFERENT ENERGY Ft. Sabrina Brier | Episode 155
But actually better for you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
DIFFERENT ENERGY Ft. Sabrina Brier | Episode 155
The process. Right.
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I think social media affects a lot of young guys in a lot of different ways because some guys like to talk about others. But what I usually use social media for is sports, clips of highlights, and really sharing reels in my interest with my friends. But I'm not the type of person to gossip and be mean to somebody else on social media.
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Typically for me, I would watch like, you know,
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Dave, thank you so much, and thank you both. Thank you both for being a Christ-centered image of, you know, how our finances can look, you know, young or old, no matter where you're at. Dave, I did want to say go Vols as well as a recent graduate from the University of Tennessee.
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I have a degree in agriculture. It took about 10 years. My father passed away when I was 19 years old, my only financial provider. I kind of got fed to the wolves early. I was playing college ball in North Carolina and had to give it all up. So Lord came through later in life to be able to provide the finances to get that done, even though I have a little bit of student loan debt.
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How can we help today, brother? Absolutely. So currently now 30 years old, I've had two professional careers in my life, one as a professional hunting guide and one as a real estate agent. Currently still a real estate agent. The past three years, I opened a branch office of my brokerage in the next county.
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I have now been offered keys to the kingdom to buy everything that I've built over here in this county. I now have my broker's license. I'm looking to transition to the active broker. We manage about 65 rentals, so we have a pretty good rental portfolio. It brings in about $6,500 a month. After we pay our bills for the office that we rent, my property manager and just basic utilities.
The Ramsey Show
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We bring in about a thousand dollars in profit a month, but the lights are on and it really helps with the sales portion of the real estate company as well. Would you purchase this business? Would you not? And how would you do it? I will give you a quick background on myself as far as financially, debt-wise. I have no credit card debt.
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I still drive a 2006 Duramax that's been paid off since I bought it. I only have about $200,000 in total debt with my home, and then I have, again, about $25,000 in student loan debt from the University of Tennessee.
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So for the past four years in a row, I have gone from $90,000 to $125,000 in that kind of fluctuation. Taxable income? Correct, yes, sir.
The Ramsey Show
The Faster You Attack Your Debt - The Faster You Achieve Financial Freedom
That's correct.
The Ramsey Show
The Faster You Attack Your Debt - The Faster You Achieve Financial Freedom
80-20. Okay.
The Ramsey Show
The Faster You Attack Your Debt - The Faster You Achieve Financial Freedom
I have five agents that work in my branch office that will be transitioning over if I purchase the company as well.
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One is relatively new. The other three, I would say gross commission. They probably bring in an extra 30 or 40. I'm kind of the breadwinner here.
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The rental portfolio. Makes $12,000.
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You are correct. Okay. You are correct.
The Ramsey Show
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So he's offered several different terms. $75,000 is what he is valuing the business at. So it can be a seller finance route or it could be whatever route that I find that could be feasible. My goal to him was if I did any sort of financing that I would pray I could have it done in two years, three years at the absolute max.
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There's a few items that I could probably go away with to increase our rental income with that property management portfolio as well to generate anywhere from $15,000 to $2,000 a month of income from there.
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Okay, 100% of the profit.
The Ramsey Show
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That's right.
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Yeah, of profit. Yuck.
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I like it. I like it.
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Understood.
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Stop Letting Excuses Steal Your Wealth
So my wife and I are 26. We have two kids, two and under. My instinct is to have no life and pay off our house as fast as possible. And she wants to live reasonably. And so I was wondering how you balance the gazelle intensity as you step into four, five, six.
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Sure. I guess she's Working full-time now as a paramedic, making about 90, and I'm salary and supply chain at about 60. Great.
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We're pretty comfortable, but I've considered moving to a different job that might pay more, but it would not allow me to be at home as much.
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So right now I work hybrid. I'm home, working from home two to three days a week. But my work lets me pick my hours and I can be flexible around my wife's schedule. It would cause us to have to do child care, which we don't. and just make things more complicated.
The Ramsey Show
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We're projecting around six years. Bro, that's phenomenal. That's amazing. Do it.
The Ramsey Show
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We've never had debt. We've been married. We both cash flowed our two-year degrees from the fire department and me through a charter school in high school. We've been debt-free, and my work paid for us to go through FPU. What do you owe on your house? About $280,000.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Just flashes her. Hey, Cheryl! What? What?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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If you want to talk to your friend. Hey, I'll brush your teeth and brush mine. Shut up.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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That's a whole other story. No. I just want to go there and use devices to clean your teeth. Yeah, moving on.
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If you really want to get your teeth cleaned, you have an electric toothbrush.
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You took it there.