It's episode 2 of Extra Dirty bitches! Hallie is joined by THE Father Cooper on this hungover morning to debrief their wild weekend in NYC. They recap the Unwell Hydration event, all of the NYC hot spots they conquered, how Alex got an emergency makeover, Graydon's stint in jail, Hallie being put to bed by Alex and Matt over the summer, road head, Graydon's notorious ski mask daddy, the naughty f*ck list on your phone, and TikTok's insane 'grooming' allegations. Enjoy!
Chapter 1: What happened during the NYC weekend recap?
It was fun.
I got there so early. One thing about me is I will be prompt.
No, the best part of the night, you guys, is I'm standing at the DJ booth and all of a sudden I turn around and Graydon's eight foot body is literally laid up behind the DJ booth. And it wasn't like you on the ground, Graydon. He's in the other room being like, oh my God, help me. He was having a good time down there.
no he was having a ball i kept falling into like the crevice of the table behind the table into the corner lord help you i saw you you lost it a couple times i had to grab you by the nipple pull you back up from your nipple no i was trying to make a point to like not get that drunk last night because i feel like every time you see me i'm in the worst shape ever and matt's like matt said to me before i left last night he's like you can go home if you want to your eyes are crossing and i was like fuck i
I failed. I didn't see your eyes cross as much, but that could be because I was sitting next to you like this, so I was never making direct eye contact with you. I was just looking at the side of your head, so I didn't really see your eyes.
No, you were busy.
Should we talk about the tea of me literally talking to Remy about the guy that's dating an influencer that lied to everyone and said he fucked me? Wait, yeah.
I forgot. We say things to each other when we're drunk, and you never know what I'm talking about, and I never know what you're talking about. We just kind of nod at each other.
You're always like, okay. Remy hooked up with this person and before she hooked up with him, he was like saying that he fucked me. I have my list right here. Let me show you the men I've fucked.
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Chapter 2: What wild stories emerged from the NYC party?
oh i did she was talking like jane air or something like wait i was like wait what the fuck are you talking i think that they were like a little like perturbed by the conversation about like your dad having money or something um they're probably broke anyone that comments being like this girl suck blah blah it's donna flex you're poor here's and i don't and i don't feel bad for you
Here's the thing. I don't relate to that concept because I at one point was fucking broke. And so I can talk about this shit. Like I worked fucking hard. You shut up. But me, no, I'm just kidding.
Well, no, no, it's true.
Moving on. What else should we talk about? You think people think I'm grooming you?
Wait, there was one video that she's like, she's trying to pull her out of like all this information. I'm like, no, that's just how we talk.
Wait, she's trying to pull all this information out? What does that mean?
Like about like sex stories and shit.
What?
I saw this whole like in-depth video analyzing my every word.
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Chapter 3: How did a guy lie about hooking up with Alex?
Where is it?
You don't know where it is? I have literally no idea where we're going. It's at St. Theo's.
Have you been there before? Never been there in my life.
It's great Italian.
I think we just got to like start drinking early.
Wait, I love when you're like this.
Maybe we'll go out again. Where do you guys go when we go out?
I've only been out here to Little Sister twice. That's it.
That guy on my list.
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