Graydon Cookie Cutler
Appearances
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Surprise. fucking dominoes or the vodka here get your fucking mic
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
This is true. We do sleep together a lot.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Oh, okay. Well, this morning I woke up, Hallie woke me up and she said I took up the whole- It was 11, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you, but it was 11.45.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Okay, but that's my morning. Hallie told me that I was taking up the whole entire bed, but this morning I woke up and her head was on my shoulder.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
I don't like that because you have a vagine, okay? If you were a man, I wouldn't mind.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
I just think anatomically I have to be the big spoon. One time I was cuddling with somebody and I fell asleep and I woke up and they were just gone. And I'll be honest with you, I really haven't cuddled since.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
yeah exactly yeah a gold star is when you have a c-section um it's like you can't you did not even like come out of a vagina not only did you not sleep with a woman you didn't even come out of a woman you came out of their stomach that's actually a good point not me teaching you about being gay again well that's not like actually gold star but like that like could be a thing that's platinum star like never touched a vag um yeah i'm a gold star yeah i'm your mom had a c-section
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
No, Holly, that's not actually what a gold star is. A gold star is when you're gay and you've never been with a girl. So you're not a gold star because... I'm a gold star. Okay. Yeah. I'm a gold star. Loud and proud.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
We should tell them the story of how we actually met. Okay, let's tell it. You would remember more than me probably.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
So I walk into this party on Nantucket, obviously shit face. This was like my first time actually going to Nantucket. The year I believe was like 2021, right after COVID. So this was my first like taste of Nantucket kind of. And I see this girl and she's like snatched. She's like her skin's pulled back. I'm like, did she get a facelift? Like what's going on?
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
And I was like, your skin is so amazing. Like what do you do when you told me you like get your Botox at this girl in New York, but like you live in Boston. So at the time you were living in Boston and you would go to New York to get your face done.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Flash forward. I didn't know this bitch lived in was from Boston. I didn't know she had a house in Nantucket. So I thought I was never going to see you again. And then we were in Boston on a cold, rainy ass night.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
set the mood set the tone we're on this yacht that's where hallie and i really rekindled and i was like oh my god you like are from boston like you're here oh my god let's hang out so that's how we started hanging out and then i look over and there's this man and he was like a tech ceo founder i think he is in prison now yeah yeah i worked for him for a
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Okay, no offense, but that's all he could afford if he's in crypto was the Nomo Soho.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Yeah. And he had a Soho loft. No hate to the Nomo Soho.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Anyway, I hope he's well, but I looked over my shoulder and his pants were down to his ankles and his whole entire asshole was out.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Cheek spread, blackout drunk. And I was like, is somebody going to put this guy's pants on? I can't be looking at this.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
I could see his throat from behind. It was crazy.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Yeah, you know, I think we shared that moment of seeing this man's asshole. And that's when we became friends. We've been through it.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Via ear like yesterday. It's been a really long drought and I feel like I'm like in the Sahara desert, like one of those animals who like can't really access the watering hole. And it's not, I don't think it's the rain that's like blocking me from accessing water. I'm starting to think it's me.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Okay, I would just like to correct. It's not straight men. No, it is straight men. I like a more masculine man, which is totally fine. But I don't know. I mean, I definitely don't think my TikTok videos help.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
That's so sweet. Thank you. The last time, let's just go with the last time I got diddled or diddled somebody else.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
I'm going to be honest with you. I don't remember.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Over a year ago probably that I fucked. I've sucked.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
guys this is lauren lauren's here guys we're the three best friends that anyone could have we're the three best friends anyway um welcome to the casting couch thank you guys i feel very welcome i know should we all touch each other yeah let's all hold hands no thank you i see how it is
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Fish is just good at getting shit done.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
A lesbian bar or a gay bar? It was a gay bar.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
And, like, the Holland Tunnel. Did you like being doormat? And I was thick.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Oh, with the fabric? Yeah. That is extremely ghetto.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
I love that for him. He's going to hate us. I love that for him. He deserves that, honestly. He does deserve that. He deserves a big dick.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
He has short limbs, but a big dick. Short limbs.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
I would go for Jordan. I'll go for Jordan right now. Tell him to come over.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
You and Jordan have a very special relationship. Yeah, we do. Anyway, enough about him.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Should we tell them what the pregames usually look like? Yeah, let's tell them. Okay, let's run through it.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
With the vehicles. She's on the car insurance.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Fish is the type of person where she can go out and like have like you'll have like one drink.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
But like you don't need to be like shit face to have fun. Like you always have fun.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Wait, did you? I almost died. No. But I'm not cross-eyed.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
You just like nod your head. You're like, yeah, look over here.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
They're like, we totally understand. Take your time getting out. I hope you get home safe.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
So I'm a Cancer Leo cusp, and I couldn't really tell you what the fuck that means. I can't wait. I'm a Leo Cancer cusp. Wait. What? Leo Cancer cusp?
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Cancer Leo cusp. Yeah, yeah. So we're the same?
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Oh, yeah. I'm the first day of Levi.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
We need to get our charts right or something. But Fish and I just have a really sensitive, like, loving connection. We do. You know, although she's way more sensitive than me.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Yeah. Sometimes Halle goes for her throat. No.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Okay, I received a video this night. Do we want to talk about that?
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
no no that was for me okay or live and then group chat it was liverfish sent it to me and there's this i see this hair underneath the sheet and hallie's there and i'm like is she like playing with like a stuffed animal like what why is her hair under the sheets it was mr chow down chowing down chowing down underneath giving the name all its glory yeah he's a nice guy and then we sent him on his way it's funny because i'll get those videos and i will not think one thing of it
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Wait, I love this. Okay, let's run it back.
Call Her Daddy
Cheers Bitches - Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
If you won't suck my Kwaki, at least drink one.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
How much did it take to bail you out, you think?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
I can't get over the fact that Graydon just said that with one hand he was driving a vehicle and on the other side he had one eye up. Do you have the thing where you're cross-eyed, right? So you can kind of look one eye up and one eye down at the dick? I can do it.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
I failed. I didn't see your eyes cross as much, but that could be because I was sitting next to you like this, so I was never making direct eye contact with you. I was just looking at the side of your head, so I didn't really see your eyes.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
In that moment when he pulls out and you see it on the dash, are you like... It's like it goes out my window on the other side.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
godzilla enters the picture are you like and what do you say you try to like jack him off do you touch him at all i was like it's gonna be a long night you gave him a little diddle oh i was putting my whole i was putting my whole back into it that's the worst when you're off a flaccid penis just fucking shaking it i'm like what's going on shake wait no literally and then how did he leave like he just literally left in silence
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
You have to reply and be like, bring the ski mask for old time's sake.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Should we talk about the tea of me literally talking to Remy about the guy that's dating an influencer that lied to everyone and said he fucked me? Wait, yeah.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Okay, great. And I'm really sorry that that happened to you. Do you feel used? Lord.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
It's literally 11 in the morning. Wait, so you're coming tonight?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
What are you going to wear? Wait, what is the plan tonight? You guys, I have no idea. The plan was we're going to have a cocktail hour. I just thought it would be, like, nice to keep it going. I'm like, I want to keep celebrating you. Did you like my speech last night?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
I wanted to have like a little like cocktail hour with us to just like keep drinking.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Matt stay home. No, I think it's going to just be like everyone like kind of similar to last night-ish. No, it's at a good restaurant too. It is?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Have you been there before? Never been there in my life.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
I think we just got to like start drinking early.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Maybe we'll go out again. Where do you guys go when we go out?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
You know, the one and only time I was at Little Sister is when I see this hockey player that I had like on and off talk to in college. So I'm there and I see him and I knew he had a girlfriend, but I see him and like we kind of knew each other from college. So I still went up to him. I'm not trying to fuck him. But then the rest of the night he was trying to fuck and
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
And I always thought he was so hot and I only had sucked his dick. It was the first like curved penis that I like did the gluck gluck on. And I like really learned a lot from it. It literally was so huge. And then at the top more. But like kind of the whole. To the side. Down would be crazy. It depends what way you're looking at it.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
it kind of is like that straw like that yeah what is that that's to the side or is that up that's down that's down well it depends what way you're looking at it listen i was scared to have sex with it because i don't know how that would work you would squirt you would yeah i feel like that hit the side of my walls not my g spot anyway so i'm at little sister we're talking we're talking it slowly gets more progressively flirty and then we go to avenue after two people so avenue is closed i've had sex in avenue bathroom oh my
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
You're always like, okay. Remy hooked up with this person and before she hooked up with him, he was like saying that he fucked me. I have my list right here. Let me show you the men I've fucked.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
god avenue is so good it's just like these tight walls and everyone's just getting fucked and so we're sitting up on the we're sitting up it's the end of the night and i literally look him in the eyes and i say i have no interest in doing this if you actually are still with that girl like please and the whole night he's been convincing me i don't have a girlfriend i don't have a girlfriend she's so obsessed with me i don't have a girlfriend so obviously i fuck i bleed everywhere you guys i'm not kidding you yeah the dick the fucking punctured you
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
you guys i didn't realize how bad the blood was until in the morning his agent walked in and was like you have like a body armor shoot or something he walks he goes oh shit we're both laying there naked there's blood all over the sheets there's blood on the wall i feel like men don't care about that it was so dark and there was blood everywhere and then you guys less than a month later he was down on one knee and proposed and now they're married oh my god she's still bleeding
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
I've never been the same since. Anyways, yeah, so now he's married and I don't know about that. Cheers to her. I hope he's not cheating. That little scummy.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Wait, Graydon. That makes no sense. What does it look like?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
No, hold it like it's sticking out of you right now.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like just a little hook. It just starts going up and then it just curves, curves, curves more that way.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Okay, you guys, I think we just crushed this.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
okay bye guys wait this is your show say something I hate the end I hate the end every time guys this place has great energy tune back in every week yes for this bitch tune in for the tits tune in for great and sucking stories I may be back every time I'm in New York I need to come on this fucking couch no I really think you do It brings me back from the VP to here. Let's fucking go. Perfect.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Look at this cute little list. And guess who's not on there? Her fucking boyfriend.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Okay, anyways, you guys. Look at this list. Damn! No, no, no.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Do you rate them by the first time you had it? Or do you rate them by the good to the bad?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
same last name and one more twins yeah anyways yeah so that was funny remi and i were laughing about that because i was like i think that's maybe one of the most freaky behaviors did you have any interaction with this man i took a fan photo with him at montauk when i was at surf lodge i'm in the hamptons a couple years ago if any of the daddy gangs listening to this this is when i got kicked out of rush myers and almost got kicked out of surf lodge what did you do
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
I go to Surf Lodge and there's a guy that comes up to me and like he's cute you know and no he's hot but he's short king yeah yeah short king and so he comes up to me he's like Alex like I'm such a big fan can I take a selfie with you what's his fucking last name I want to show you this and I was like yeah for sure
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
he was like daddy gang daddy gang and I was like oh my god I love like a guy that's daddy gang with a penis so then fast forward I never think of anything again and then he told Remy that we had sex I think that's the most disgusting thing for a man to lie about having sex with a woman freak sorry I'm on one this morning no no no look at the photo look at the photo oh my god the bleach bond silver tone
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Hallie is obsessed with my eras of blonde hair.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
To be fair, it used to be very silver, but I feel like it got me through a lot. It's probably how you feel about like filler. I just like love the needle feeling.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
you do i couldn't get my ears pierced till i was like i could see that i could see you being like a little like dealer swift fan i don't want to get my ears pierced but i need to what else happened last night listen to me you did the classic thing that is the best thing in the world where hallie had the entire fucking club and the fucking bouncers looking for her phone and i grab onto her and i literally am holding on clutching onto her purse as i'm like yelling at her and i'm like
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Like you couldn't hear me, but you heard me. Because you told me that this billionaire somehow knew me.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
what's his face wanted to like set you up with this guy that i went on date with last week what was i wearing no i feel like everyone knows like what what you remember all your halloween costumes like was i snow white was it wait i've never been snow white no wait no was i um little red riding hood
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
I was so having the, I was literally having the most fun of my life last night. Have you not learned anything about podcasting yet? Pull up your fucking mic. Where's your mic?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
It went well. He looks more wholesome than I thought when you showed me a picture of him last night.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
I feel like he looks like he's from Greenwich and he shops at Polo.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
And he has cute little like spiky like good hair.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Oh, my God. I'm obsessed. But, like, he's too wholesome for me.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Is there any sexual chemistry? Because I feel like when nice guys are too nice, it's a little like, oh.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Welcome back to Extra Dirty. Hello, everyone. No, you're going to do an intro for this. I'm going to be like the tail end. You intro it.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
And now he's cool because he's a billionaire.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
But I feel like of all the things you've probably looked past with men, like anything with him you could get past because he's a billionaire. Wait, did you see? Have you guys seen anything on TikTok about what people are saying about us?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
I have been grooming her since the day I met her. Okay. What does that even fucking mean? You've literally been doing this without me before you met me.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
And now I'm just literally like helping you with production. You're just the groomer. I am literally the groomer come one come all. If you want to get groomed by Alex Cooper hit me up. Wait no I was actually more talking about like this like there was like a financial conversation. Did you see this?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
People were saying like there's something I saw TikTok it was too much I was like too hammered and they were talking about like the renaissance.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Here's the thing. I don't relate to that concept because I at one point was fucking broke. And so I can talk about this shit. Like I worked fucking hard. You shut up. But me, no, I'm just kidding.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Moving on. What else should we talk about? You think people think I'm grooming you?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Wait, she's trying to pull all this information out? What does that mean?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Bitch, I literally wish we had a fucking camera on us when we were in my fucking house drinking whiskey because we literally are speaking the exact same way. If not, no, you don't.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Welcome back to Extra Dirty. My name is Hallie Batchelder. And I had such a good time last night. I was thriving last night.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
no you guys no i matt and i put hallie to bed one night we get to my house hallie is literally so drunk i'm pretty sober crossed i was so i don't smoke alec we get home and hallie's like one more nightcap one more nightcap and i'm like okay fine fucking shit and matt's like so excited he's like yes one more nightcap the whiskey so i start pouring her whiskey and i make us ramen noodles hallie was hesitant but she took the noodles i don't like food but i ate the ramen
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
So then we ate and we brought you upstairs to the guest bedroom. Hallie was like, I don't want to go to bed yet. You were literally stomping your foot. You said, I want a house tour.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Lauren, immediately gone. So we go upstairs and Hallie is like, show me your closet. She's walking around in my closet.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
she's going into me and matt's bed we finally get her to into her room we have a threesome no that may peg me we get her into her room and hallie sits down on the carpet and she's like good night and we're like what are you doing she's like i was gonna just sleep on the bathroom floor there's a perfectly good king-size bed waiting for her so matt says sit the fuck down she sits down on the couch and matt proceeds to take hallie's feet and
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
And starts taking off her shoes. And you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Because you don't know, I don't know where this is going. And we're like, literally shut up. We don't undress her.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
And this is where the grooming started. We tuck her into bed. And she went to bed. She wakes up the next day. She comes down for coffee. And she asks me for a fucking house tour. I'm like, I literally took you through my whole fucking house last night, you cunt.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Did you get to tell the fucking computer story?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Kelly, did you not watch our episode of Call Her Daddy?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Let's just run this back. Insert clip from Call Her Daddy. Let me guess what you did. You went up to the desktop, you pressed the space bar.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Okay, let's tell them what we did last night.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
did you when you okay wait can we talk about how are you feeling about having a podcast now did you get a good response this is gonna be your second episode like how's the response been going I think it's been positive I think we got some I think shock values what's needed here did you hear from the terrorist
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
I didn't know if he would reach out to you being like, please don't talk about me.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
No I'm saying like I don't want you to feel like you have to. Graydon are you coming?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
We meeting Lauren's boyfriend last night was so fun.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
We were in Delaware. Specifically Memorial Day. I feel like it only happens in Nantucket. Where are the locations it's happened?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
See, I feel like you guys get fucking freaky on Nantucket.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Yeah, because it's kind of like Narnia. It feels like a fake land. Then you go back to reality and you're like, ooh.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Get in here now. Just a quick one, then get back in bed.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
No, the best part of the night, you guys, is I'm standing at the DJ booth and all of a sudden I turn around and Graydon's eight foot body is literally laid up behind the DJ booth. And it wasn't like you on the ground, Graydon. He's in the other room being like, oh my God, help me. He was having a good time down there.
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Because it does. Were you in the front seat? Did you pull over?
Call Her Daddy
Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Well, you were not giving it while you were driving.