Jane
Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
Well, I feel like I'll always have these photos now that I printed them. So they'll always have their space, whether we have kids or not.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
Little backstory. My husband and I had gone to visit my parents for like a long weekend. We had a wedding. My parents were selling their house, so their estate sale, like no furniture in the house, no beds, except for the one they were sleeping in. So...
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
my husband and i basically slept on the floor one night because the air mattress deflated and then the next night patio cushions makeshift bed in the family room with my sister it was kind of a long weekend with that not sleeping well and then we were driving home and we were kind of like we haven't done the deed in a while the long weekend whatever happened the week before had been a while i just want to point out that i'm proud of you that a long weekend without was a long time it
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
But normally the weekend, we try to make time for each other. You know, we're not working or stressed. So the week before and then the weekend, we were horny. We were on the ride home. We were like, all right, we got to stretch the itch when we get home. We get home, we unpack a little bit. And I think I was just like scrolling around.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
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on my phone on the couch and my husband, you know, gave me the eye. We made our way to the bedroom and went from there. I think for those earlier reasons, I was a bit more vocal than normal.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
Yes. I had even, I really rarely do this, but like gave a little instruction, you know, a little to the left.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
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Right. A great experience. And then we're nearing the end and I, My phone starts to vibrate like I'm getting a call. I kind of just ignore it. I'm like, oh, my sister's probably calling me. And then my husband's phone starts to buzz as well. But we're like so close to the end. We're like, we're just going to power through and figure it out after we finish.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
So immediately after he looks up and sees my phone is towards the head of the bed by the pillows. And he goes, are you on Instagram live right now? No, you are kidding me. No. No. I panic. I've never flipped over so fast to grab my phone. Oh, my God. I knew Monica would do it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
I'm immediately like our phones were buzzing. So I flip over. I see it's like face up. Camera is facing to the ceiling. It's on live. There's a few names underneath. You can only see a few like who are in the live. Oh, wow.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
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of course one of the only ones i saw was an ex-boyfriend and like an old friend that's all i see before i just panic exit out of everything your phone down the toilet i want to i immediately was just running around the house naked like what do i do with myself like i can't even fathom I got a call from a friend I hadn't talked to in forever.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
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And she was like, I know we haven't talked in a long time, but I would have wanted you to call me if you noticed. And I was like, I have no words. I'm so embarrassed. She was like, I joined and immediately left and started calling you. People got messages like Janie went live.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
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Piecing it together. call my sister up freaking out. My husband just was like, oh gosh, jumps in the shower. Doesn't give a fuck.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
Honestly, he's in the shower. I'm just pacing. He was like, you should just post on your story. Like, well, hope you enjoyed the show. Yeah. I really contemplated it. I was like, I guess we can own it. Yeah. Whatever.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
But my sister was like, ignore it. It never happened. Don't talk about it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
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Yeah. I've replayed the sex in my mind so many times. Like, what exactly was I saying? Yes. I...
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
have nightmares i will often this happens honestly every other time now if i don't leave my phone outside of the room i mid sex i'm like i have to look at my phone and make sure it's off but mostly it seems like it was just girlfriends which whatever that's fine but the ex i don't know the ex-boyfriend was just even more wishing he was still with you that's a win it should be harder to go live
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
I've never gone live before. You have to swipe up, hit start. Like, I don't know how my hand, I just threw my phone on the bed. So I got a notification from Instagram shortly after, like, you've been flagged for sexual activity. Oh, wow. Well, my sister's friend reported it because she thought it would, like, end it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
thank god i'm private i don't know what co-workers thought i have no idea i'm a nurse there could have been doctors that i work with on and i don't know nobody has brought it up to me and i imagine all your interactions for the next week you're like hyper focused on like are they acting differently among me which makes you act differently which then could make them act differently yeah the flag on instagram like took it off and it said 7m underneath seven minutes
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
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No, that is long. Oh, no. I was like, maybe it was seven minutes ago. And then the longer I thought, I was like, no, that was the entire experience. Seven whole minutes. People going in and out. In and out of the live. Ew. I have no words. It was so scary in the moment, but I mean, I laugh about it. I tell everybody now.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
Right. And I was like, what did I sound hot? Yeah, I was calling friends. Like, did it sound good or was I like a beached whale?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
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I like to think so. I'm sure it was. I really almost posted. Hope you enjoyed the show. Oh, that's great.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
I'll never not think about it when I'm having sex. Hopefully in a year, I'll not think about it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
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Well, that or they start like licking toes. Oh, God. We usually lock them out. But, you know, sometimes, you know, it's random. They're there.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
It's a good cautionary tale to keep your phones away out of the room. Well, I wanted to say thank you guys. We had a really rough year last year and this year is starting off better. And we are going into a fertility treatment in a couple of days. And I just feel so positive and happy and so excited. You guys really did that for me. And that means more than, you know, going into this process.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Friday 2024
A hundred percent. I did. It felt really good to hear people talking about it because you just see the same stories. You Google, it's the same people. There's not a lot. I appreciate you guys so much.
Scam Factory
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Scam Factory
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I refused. I refused to do it. And that is the time that they threatened me. Just stay here and war. Remember, we control this land. We can kill anyone here. Jane didn't feel like she had much of a choice. I do not want to make my family worried. My plan is just to war, to finish the contract and leave that place.
Scam Factory
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That is the time the boss will check our phones. They're going to check if we are doing something bad or something inappropriate. They're checking if we are trying to contact people outside.
Scam Factory
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Scam Factory
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Scam Factory
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Scam Factory
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Scam Factory
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Scam Factory
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That is one of the hardest part because I know most of the people will not believe it. The trick is how are you going to convince the customer on putting money? How are you going to approach the customer to make them believe that everything there is true?
Scam Factory
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My approach, I do not want to convince the customer. I'm just saying, I understand the customer. Okay, if you do not want to do it, just leave it.
Scam Factory
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Scam Factory
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Scam Factory
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Scam Factory
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Scam Factory
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The customer will be happy. The customer will think that you are there to help, that he will be able to get his money back.
Scam Factory
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I feel so sad to her because she keeps on finding money. She borrowed money from her friends, from her roommates, from her boss. just to invest because she believes that she will be able to get all the money that she invested. Telling me at the end of the month I'm gonna get my salary and I'm gonna deposit again. Please wait for me and help and guide me.
Scam Factory
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Our desktops are all monitored by our boss and leaders. I cannot reply. I cannot respond to her that I feel so sorry also that I scammed her. If the boss or the leader will see it, my God, I'm going to receive a big punishment.
Scam Factory
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Every day we have $25,000 target. $25,000 divided to 13 people. Every agent should have at least $2,000 every day. Our leader keeps on pressuring us. You need to find sales. You need to get sales. You need to work hard. You need to double your work. Sometimes we are working 14, 15, or 16 hours a day. If they're still not meeting quota?
Scam Factory
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The first punishment is you're not allowed to eat in the whole day. Second punishment is you need to pay. And after that is the time that you're going to receive physical punishment.
Scam Factory
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I'm scared and sad because I need to do this job. Because I do not have options.
Scam Factory
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The biggest sales that I contributed to the company is $50,000 in one month.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Harper's a crazy rap track writer. What did she read? What did she say?
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay. Okay. Fine. Take it and trade me. Take it and trade me. Cash. Trade me. Cash.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay, okay, okay. She has a knife. Put the knife down. Yes, just put the knife down. No, a knife. A knife is going to get someone killed.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Give me my cow! Yes! There! There! Give me the cow! Stop him, Kate. No! Stop! I said stop! Tase him.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Mav's in one of those moods again today. Mav's in one of those moods again. No, you pulled the book out.