The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Scrotox & Tell with Katie Nolan, Michael Cruz Kayne Nolan and Pablo Torre
Fri, 14 Feb 2025
Is Bill Belichick's girlfriend a Marvel superhero AND his momager? Why is Elon Musk lying about being a world-class gamer? And would you hire Dr. David Schlong? Plus: TMJ, POE2, foggin' it up, goin' all the way in, pre-mirror narcissism... and Chad Ochocinco's three-inch penis. Further content: DunKings 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quS-Ubn1tKA Elon Musk rose to the top of video game charts. Now he has confessed to cheating. (Drew Harwell) https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2025/01/29/elon-musk-video-games-diablo-path-exile/ The Musklash (Max Read) https://maxread.substack.com/p/the-musklash 'Labia puffing' is the latest NSFW cosmetic trend (Brooke Kate) https://nypost.com/2025/02/04/lifestyle/what-is-labia-puffing-the-latest-nsfw-cosmetic-filler-trend/ Chins Are In (Brock Colyar) https://www.vulture.com/article/hollywood-leading-men-plastic-surgery-chins-jawlines.html Subscribe to "Casuals with Katie Nolan" https://www.youtube.com/katienolan Listen to "Sorry for Your Loss" by Michael Cruz Kayne https://www.audible.com/pd/Sorry-for-Your-Loss-Audiobook/B0CGJSXSPF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the purpose of this episode?
Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre. Today's episode is brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. And today we're going to find out what this sound is.
They couldn't believe we weren't keeping our bush around.
Right after this ad.
You're listening to DraftKings Network. Oh, my glasses are what I left in my jacket. You're not showing us anything, are you?
Undoubtedly.
Okay.
We get shade of your glasses?
No, no, they're in a, like, hidden pocket.
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Chapter 2: How does Katie Nolan feel about self-care and glasses?
Middle. What do the other ones do?
Oh, yeah, lots of me, baby.
What if I can make it only me and none of them? Can I just not hear them?
You guys always have it cold in here.
Is it too hot?
Oh, they're dirty. No, I just have a turtle neck on.
What's your glasses cleaning move? Oh, just rubbing it against straight dry. Is this not right? Just real dry.
You make it wet?
I fog it up.
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Chapter 3: Did the invention of the mirror change the world?
Hold on, I'm gonna move.
I'm not in my spot. Using the temperature of the human body and then you wipe it down. It has its own Amazon device.
Is that okay if I do it wrong? I do everything right. Can I do this one thing wrong?
I feel like there are micro abrasions throughout the lens. Oh, you're gonna have micro abrasions like crazy.
Yeah, these things suck. You know, I wore broken glasses for three years before I finally was like, I deserve to upgrade these. I just, I don't like taking care of myself. I don't enjoy the act of taking care of myself.
Something I think about a lot is the invention of the mirror. I've been thinking about this a lot lately. Screw that person. And if it hadn't been for that, you wouldn't have to. We wouldn't have cameras.
We wouldn't even have cameras if it weren't for the invention of the mirror.
Do we think a person, there's a person who invented the mirror? As opposed to? A discovery?
A discovery of a thing.
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Chapter 4: What was the Super Bowl experience like for the hosts?
Okay, check the tape. I said an 18. I said an 18. You don't get to be friends with them at any of that. You said earlier, I was like, oh, I feel stupid.
There's no way.
Damn it, Katie. Believe in yourself.
You're telling me none of those people, King Tut, none of those had a mirror?
No, because I think once we got the mirror, then we got the lens, then everything changed. Like glasses happened and all that.
But you wouldn't have needed any of that. Are you doing a Don Draper sales pitch for mirrors right now?
Yeah, I think.
Or maybe they had reflective surfaces that weren't mirrors. Is that possible? I don't even know what that would be.
Let me give you some fine print on Eustace von Liebig in 1835. Okay. A discovery by the great German chemist Eustace von Liebig in 1835 made mirrors widely available. Liebig found a way to coat glass with a thin layer of metallic silver... by depositing the metal directly by means of a chemical reaction. So when it comes to the question, according to McGill University's page, how are mirrors made?
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Chapter 5: Is Bill Belichick's girlfriend influencing his career?
of the Brand Bands. This ain't the Dunkings. Where the hell are Matt and Tom? Forget them suckers. Matt Damon and Tom Brady don't have the heart of a champion. We got a new squad, Dunkings sequel. Affleck's and Belichick. Dunkings!
So this is just Cameo City, right?
That's the Super Bowl.
That's with the Super Bowl. How would you summarize the Dunkin' commercial, the franchise that this now is, I guess, for people who are not seeing this?
Oh, I don't know. It's like a Boston Avengers assemble. Ben Affleck is sitting with his brother, who's wearing a pink Kangol,
And wasn't the brother removed from public view for a while? He sure was. He's coming back in the Dunkin' commercial?
No, I think he's come back before this and other stuff. But he's here and arguably the better actor. But anyway, in the back, we see Belichick, who cut the sleeves off of his Dunkin's jacket.
Orange jumpsuit. Apparel, jumpsuit.
And next to him, in questionable hair and makeup, I don't know what they're trying to do to Jordan, but it seems like they're trying to make her look like a stereotypical football wife or something, or this is her aesthetic and I'm just not familiar with it.
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Chapter 6: How is Elon Musk involved in the video game world?
The most embarrassing possible thing.
Great question, Michael. So what happens is, Zach Hoyt, a popular gaming streamer known as Asmongold, he said that this is, I mean, part of the crime here is that if you're really into video games, this is horrifically... The whole point is that you're actually, like, there spending time in the trenches playing these games. He's the one who said that Musk was insecure and lying about this.
It's a truly sad day for gamers. And Elon Musk said in a since-deleted post that, quote, he had been on hundreds of streams playing live with the world's best players, and that it was Zach Hoyt, in fact, who was not good at video games. He's good at... My critic is bad.
Actually, you're who's making this up. I'm rubber and you're glue. Your dad had an emerald mine.
And then he took Zach Hoyt's blue check away, naturally.
As you do, because it's not supposed to be about earning it, you know?
But then, finally, as people began to assemble yet more and more evidence, evidence that he, in fact, was doing something that's very common, which is paying other people to level up your character. Elon has to do an interview. And in that interview with a gaming streamer known as NicoRex, He confesses, finally. But as a video game enthusiast, Katie, let's talk about the sin involved here.
Yeah, it's the most embarrassing possible outcome. If I told people I was really good at video games, I would live my life petrified that somebody was going to ask me to prove it. I would never walk around being like, yeah, I'm the best. Oh, you want me to prove it? I would never get on the sticks. Are you out of your mind? Why would you immediately prove it?
You thought we wouldn't know the difference? It's this like, it's the thing about Elon Musk that has never made sense to me. Is this just blind faith in himself and the fact that everyone will buy it so it doesn't really matter? And people are willing to give them that credit. And so like, as a video game person, I'm like, listen, my culture is not a costume.
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