Katie Nolan
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Like, what is this? How do you burn that? I can't light that on fire.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
No, I think they grind them up. I imagine they grind them up. These are also the easiest part to just go like, and it turns to dust. So if I were cremating somebody, and maybe I will someday, I would grind up the teeth, I think, into a fine powder.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Guys don't want to earn. So I assume you're saying a person doesn't want to be cremated and put into an urn, and you're quoting something that already existed that sounded like, guy don't want to earn to you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
So it had nothing to do with earns.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
We were just talking about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Cremation and also separately earning, E-A-R-N.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
You could lure him anywhere, I feel like.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Right. But I do think he'd be very easy to just tell him a couple things and say, it's okay. And if it starts to feel scary in there, nothing's happening. You're okay. And he would just, you know, sit there in that gas chamber that I just lured him into, and then boom, he's dead.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Wait, the hardest is Tony Gonzalez because he's connected to Bezos. And so he's probably got shooters.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Hey, thanks, Dan. I will say we're not on Sirius XM. We're a Sirius XM podcast, and you can get that wherever you get your podcasts. But yeah, it's fun. It's just, you know, I don't have to tell you guys what it is. You know what it is. It's just a show that's about sports, and it isn't really about sports as much as people seem to want it to be sometimes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
You know what I mean when you work in sports media? I'm not going to explain this all to you guys. I've been doing this to, like, outside of sports media, like the media rounds today. And so that speech is very different than the one here. You guys know what it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
that's good i'll give you some grief you can eat so it was like um it was tough apple was tough it was a swing not to get into the baseball metaphor but it was a thing i tried they pitched me on it at first i said no then they came back and they were like we really it's we weren't joking we think you can specifically bring what you do to baseball and then after one game that wasn't what they wanted anymore and you know if you work in the media that happens sometimes you get
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
sold a bill of goods you say yes and then things change and you adapt but adapting in baseball is a lot harder than maybe other sports because it's not a sport that does a lot of change and or rapidness and so it was just sort of look it was a season I got to go for free to a bunch of baseball stadiums I'd never been to and watch live baseball from the best seat in the house so
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
You're not gonna catch me complaining like it was some sort of traumatic experience. Were people really, really, really mad and mean? Yeah, but I got back in touch with baseball. I love baseball like I used to now, which is awesome. I'll never be mad about that. And I also just think like,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
yeah the the the podcast for me was like the la after baseball i took a little bit of time to just like all right let me not let me get out of sports for a second and like go back to liking sports as like a person who likes sports not somebody who likes sports and then the next day is gonna have to talk about them all because that changes the way you watch it and so i just kind of went back to being a lady that likes to sit at home and watch sports and talk about it with her friends and then was like
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
surely we can make a podcast of this. And so here we are. I just want people to have an in. That if they don't already know everything and they don't know the inside jokes and they don't know the references and they don't, they just can come find out on casuals and see if sports are for them because I think You know, Dan, I'm not teaching you anything new here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I think we lean bro-heavy in our coverage of sports. And I think there are gals who might be interested in sports.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
But who are turned off by all of the sleeveless tank tops.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
It rules. It was so much different. I was like, oh my God, I can just like, if I miss a play, I don't have to be like, go back. If this is key, I need to know where were they on the field? What was the down and distance? It's just like, you're just watching the sport. It's like the emotional ride. The whole reason I loved sports in the first place is it's like human interest.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
It's like happening live right in front of you. Nobody knows what's going to happen unless gambling money eventually. Oh, we're on DraftKings Network. Let me not say that. But like it's happening in front of you. No one knows. Everything's like anything could happen at any given moment. And we're all experiencing it. We all have this weird emotional tie to it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Like it reminds us of our families and our dads. And it's like how we communicate with people we love in our lives. But it's just a sport. It's just like a silly thing, especially now with all the goings on. It's just like it's a thing everybody can love. And I feel like we're not helping enough people love it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I feel like it's going to depend on who we're talking to, right? Like so a lot of people when they a lot of people are bringing fandom with them and we will figure out what their fans of and where their fandom comes from and what their connection to it is. And obviously, if there's somebody that Like if they're a Yankees fan, there's going to be some playful, fun tension there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
But we also have a lot of guests who like, you know, comedians who aren't sports fans, don't consider themselves sports fans. And we'll talk to them about like why that is. And like I always think it's really funny to get funny people's perspective on something that you know, but they don't because they always are bringing these fresh eyes and they're watching sports and going, why is it like this?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
And you go like, well, actually, I've Never thought of it that way. Why is it like that? So that's, I'm hoping to have a lot of moments like that. It's just basically gonna be like, tell me what you're into and what you watch and why you care about it. And then like, we go through the news that was interesting to us that week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Yeah, I've met a lot of cool people through doing this job. And then obviously my fiance being a standup comedian, I now, a lot of my friends are standup comedians. And it's just like an interesting,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
group of people that I have a connection to from all these different places that I'm like why wouldn't I bring them in and talk to them about the stuff that I love with them in a unique way like Ken Jennings we're trying to get Ken Jennings because like obviously I met him doing Celebrity Jeopardy and I think it's fascinating that on Jeopardy
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
these really smart people always suck at sports categories. They just never have any sort of understanding about like the most basic sports questions. And I was like, what if we have Ken Jennings on and we ask him why he thinks that is and like what it is about sports categories and Jeopardy that like makes them not work as well. And then I was like, well, where else would that content come from?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
And I don't know. So I made casuals so that we can talk about that kind of stuff.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That's nice of you. What was your question?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
okay so what i've been saying to them is basically like um it's a sports podcast for people who don't listen to sports podcasts it's a sports podcast for somebody that's like yeah i know how sports work and i know them and i like maybe i played them when i was younger but like i don't keep up with them because i'm kind of bored with the way like it's not um
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I'm making this for my sister-in-law, who I'll watch sports with when we're home for holidays, and we'll be watching the pregame show. And she's like, I'm sorry, can I put something else on until the game starts? They keep talking about the same four numbers, and none of those numbers matter to me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
And it's those people, the ones that are entertained by the sport, but the stuff around it, they're sort of like, yeah, I'm not... I'm not probably gambling on it. And I never thought I would go pro. So these numbers don't really matter to me. I just kind of would rather laugh. And we can laugh about the sport, but the laughing is sort of the important part.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
And the main part of the pitch has been like, for whatever reason, sports is really siloed. So if you're listening to like an entertainment podcast or a pop culture podcast, it'll cover almost everything except sports. unless it's like a big sports story, like if Aaron Rodgers does something stupid, but they won't really touch on like, oh, and also we're in the divisional round of the playoffs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
And so I feel like people have a hard time getting just like basic level entertainment, sports content that isn't specifically sports content. You know what I mean? I feel like you're not bumping into it unless you're signing up for the other stuff. And so I want to give people just the like pop culture entertainment sports stuff. So you'll be aware of what's going on in the world of sports.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
You'll be able to use it to your advantage small talk wise, because I think that's one of the best things about sports is you can just like talk to your door guy about their teams. It's just like a little connection you have with them. And then also, ladies, the men in your life, I feel like the emotional door to a lot of men is their sports teams.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
It's just like where you guys are putting all your feelings.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
The the Cut the TSA line meaning like how I would there be a riot if you jumped in the front of the line Well, it was so chaotic that the line like it was hard to tell where the line started So it was just one of those where it was like, oh, where do I go?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I would bet, I mean, I would bet Herbstreet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
yes but i i don't know who's missing like david pollock's not still around uh doing stuff off of off of the broadcasts is he i don't know no who's who's well the sideline's like molly so it's it wouldn't be molly she's too sweet also to answer your question that i skipped i've never skipped uh the tsa line i'll say i don't have tsa pre-check and also i have the thing where i pay them to let me skip the line called clear so i'm always skipping the line but it's like sanctioned in a sanctioned
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
The clear line was 90 minutes long. Oh, my God. I would just check. No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That's how they got me. I was late for a flight at LAX and I was I ran in panicked. You know me. And and somebody was like, are you late for your flight and you want to skip the line?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
and he was like it's gonna he's like walking me to the machine while talking and he goes gonna cost you whatever it is 100 bucks or whatever and i was like don't care fine let's do this
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
That's where we're headed on all things in the future. Everything. That's medicine, too. People are like, oh, I have a doctor come to my house, and it only costs. And I'm like, yeah, that's cost prohibitive to a lot of people. I don't think you can skip the medical line to get to your doctor. People are waiting to see a doctor. That doesn't feel good, I don't think. I don't think we should do that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Katie, do you know anyone that spread their ashes at a sporting event? No. I don't know if I know anyone that spread, I mean, I guess I helped Dan spread his grandmother's ashes. Other than that, I don't. The wind is always a fascinating factor to me when it comes to spreading ashes. It's like you toss it, it comes right back in your face. Now you're eating your loved one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
Oh, my Dan. My fiancé Dan. Not Dan. I didn't go with Dan Lebitard to spread his grandmother's ashes.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
I appreciated the support.
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Hour 1: Guy Don't Wanna Urn (feat. Katie Nolan)
He's still got that little thing that bothers me that is that his... Those teeth he has might be the wrong size for his mouth. I do wish he would. And I Googled it. You can go back to the person who did them and be like, can you shave these down a little? And I think that that'd be in his best interest. I hear his teeth when he talks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Are you renting like a venue?
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I've never been to a party at Mina's house.
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Nice. I love that irrelevant story.
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No, it's not because it's not. It wasn't really a party. It was a wedding. Weddings are different.
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But it's like they're not really. They're a separate thing.
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That's one thing I did, by the way, that tells you that you have no evidence. How did you know she was hammered?
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And she was saying? And she said?
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Pablo, we don't say it enough, but I really do love you. I'm so proud of you. I'm sure it was closer to that.
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That's great. That's ideal. People would pay for that from Mina Kimes.
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Full backstory. It was Trump's idea originally. Was it not? Exactly. Because he's not the first person who came out and was like, I think we should ban this.
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Right.
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Yes.
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And I have like 9,000 like disparate thoughts on it that like don't all... So number one, I think a lot of the narrative about TikTok is like it's just stupid dances. And I feel like we are glossing over a lot of the value that TikTok provides. Like I feel like... people were very, oh, I don't use TikTok. I'm not, I'm not a child. I'm not dancing on the internet.
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There's a lot of people who like run businesses on TikTok. There's a lot of like interesting commentary on TikTok. Musicians that you would never have heard of that you know now because of TikTok. Like it's, it, It is what it is. It's a it's a social media app. It is a center for brain rot.
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But it is also like it's it has it's let's not paint it with a broad brush and say that it's just like garbage. Like it's they all are then in that case.
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I think the comment sections in my experience tend kinder. I think when they are mean, they can be very mean. But I do think my first reaction when I was first started scrolling through TikTok was that like, whoa, the comments are like hyping this person up instead of bullying them.
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I will also say it's a place where like, I know that the government's issue with it mainly, as you said, Mina, wasn't the propaganda aspect of it, but... It is a place where you can hop on and share your opinion. And it's possible your opinion is being influenced by these opinions that are being put out there by people that have nefarious means.
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You can see how it could be used, as any media could be used, to spread propaganda effectively.
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Yeah, I think kids were born into a world where that's everything. They just watched an inauguration where the owners of all of the social media were with the president.
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Right, and you're like, okay, so the government's always got my data. Kids care so little that when they got rid of TikTok for a few hours, they downloaded an app officially owned by the government of China. Yes. to replace it.
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If I'm honest, if I'm completely honest, I think what I would miss the most is hearing other people's drama, drama that does not affect me, but that someone else is really fired up about. I would miss that. I would miss getting face to face. Like I've watched a lot of TikToks where I feel like I'm FaceTiming with somebody who I don't know. And they're telling me a juicy story.
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And yeah, sometimes you're like, I don't really care what this is. And you scroll away. But there's like something to like an An average American TV. It just feels like... And obviously everybody's putting on some... They're presenting some sort of a something, so I'm not saying everyone's being authentically themselves. Putting on that eyelash filter. Yeah. But it was like...
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Where you hear from just people. Anybody can upload. Anybody can upload and it can get enough traction and can go. Like I could just bump into the experiences of regular people scrolling through my phone.
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No, I think there probably was machinations to it that I don't understand. But if you put up a banger of a video, it's going to get out to more people and more people will see it no matter who you are. So you could be a big account. But like my TikTok algorithm didn't have any of the like TikTok influencers that I know of through like people talking about TikTok.
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But it had, like, just, like, Lola Young. I don't know if anybody knows her. She's a musician that I love from England. I never would have heard her music if I hadn't had TikTok. I found Dochi on TikTok forever ago. Like, that's just, like, that's where I, like, find stuff. The music discovery.
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Mandy Reid.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. She is, she makes those seven layer bars. That have the chocolate chips and the coconut. Yeah, yeah. That's what she brings to the bake sale. And she always makes more than enough. Like it's a good amount of bars.
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Right. A five layer dip.
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I'm getting that we didn't slide the slider over far enough. I'm seeing too much C.J. Stroud in this woman.
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The eyes are a little different. I think they probably gave her some lashes or something and maybe made them a little bit more up a little like we do with our makeup, whatever that's called. But this is still just C.J. Stroud to me.
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Just a touch. Flawless face.
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No, I have memory hold this.
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I was going to say, the way that Travis Kelsey was pre-Taylor Swift, I think, is also being memory hold. Just as a personality-wise.
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Yeah.
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Yes. Yeah, this person's name is Samantha. I knew that right away. I looked right at the picture and I said, oh, Samantha? So that's, I know that doesn't rhyme with any of his name in any way, but that's a Samantha if I've ever seen one. She's a coach of a women's high school team.
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Mm-hmm. Or softball.
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Wow.
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Oh, my God.
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Who is this?
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What's his name? What's his face? Pablo, say his name.
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I cannot tell.
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Yeah, Dan Quinn. It's Dan Quinn?
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That's Dan Quinn?
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God, that's so funny.
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Oh my God, so hot. I've seen this. So hot. Yeah, I'm going to go the other way on that. All of them are hot. It's not for you. You don't want to bang Patricia Mahomes.
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Eager?
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Is this hot male Mina? Because this is going to f*** me up.
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Zoom into the face if you can. This is my brother. This is straight up. Huh. Interesting.
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Why did it do that gray thing on her shoulder then? Yes, it is. Hold on. Is that true? Why did it do that thing on her shoulder?
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I mean, look... It's weird because her right ear is hers. The left ear, it does look like you cut a picture and put it on her... Oh, it's her hair. It's trying to... Okay.
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Which I, for the record, I'm not saying.
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Oh, boy.
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I mean, I'm actually, I kind of see it more than I've ever when I look at my brother and I'm like, we don't look alike. I kind of weirdly do see it here, but not a lot. Not a lot. But a little. More than I usually do.
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It's also the same haircut I had my whole childhood. It looks incredibly... It's what it looked like for my childhood. Incredibly natural. Okay. Now that... I'm dating him. Wow. Hello.
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Yeah. That's right. He wears a deep V and a necklace or two. Not bad. Okay. That's Dan as a lady. Okay, girl. Yeah. What a sweetie. Look at Myrtle.
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It's her birthday, by the way. Happy birthday, Myrtle.
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It might have. I think Dan looks cute. I think he looks like the, not the lead, but a supporting character in, like, a teen movie, like, Divergence or something. Like, one of those movies about, like, the world has ended and we're all teenagers. What do we do? Oh, my God. A teacher. My third grade teacher.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Pretty, pretty... I think there'd be similarities.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Is that what Dan wore that night? Or is that updated as well? Yeah. Did Dan wear that blouse with that jacket? She's like, look at me. Oh, my God. Pablo. Damn. Are you the hottest of all of us?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Yeah, I think she looks sweet. I think she looks sweet. Sorry, I won't be saying anything further so as not to incriminate my... That's a beautiful woman. I watch her do dances on TikTok.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
The visual segment on the audio medium? Probably.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yeah.
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Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Out of your minds.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Bye. What'd you find out before you leave?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Hey, how's everybody doing? I'm dressed like Parappa the Rapper today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Sometimes I feel something like that. Sometimes I just feel like this is right and then you leave the house and you're like, it was wrong. But you look like you make YouTube videos for children, right? Yeah, and I pretty much, don't we all?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
But with black ears. It was white and black coloring.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Which is what completed the outfit. I did take it off before I got on camera, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
We were talking about our kids. Children don't watch any of this. Yeah, but we're done now. We promise. Do you watch Miss Rachel? Is that what we were chatting about? Everybody loves Miss Rachel.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Pablo, what? Yeah, what are you talking about?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Right, right.
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Let me see. Show me. Show me to me, Rachel.
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That's hot, Pablo.
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Yeah. Pablo.
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Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
No, you don't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Yeah, yeah, of course.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Because I like to miss that part. It's on purpose. It's by design. Get that shit out of the way.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
You're the host. I just did mine. Wearing the same outfit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Not on YouTube yet. Everybody's very mad about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Mina's booked. Awkward because I'm booked. Mina's booked.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Oh, shoot. I'll make sure that we fix that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
I brought an article from The Atlantic because I'm fancy. I'm a fancy lady who reads The Atlantic. It was about how we're not partying enough.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Basically, you know, a conversation we've been having a lot is about how people don't have friends or we're not seeing each other ever since the pandemic or all these other various cultural factors are affecting how often we're seeing and interacting with our social circles. And this piggybacks off of that and says that that America is in a party deficit.
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Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
They cite the fact that Party City is closing, a place where you get all of your money.
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Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Streamers.
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Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Done.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
The party, you could say, is over.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
I know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Yeah, it's like goodie bags. It's where you go to get all the little stuff to put in a bag that nobody's going to want.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Yeah, we did though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Only 4.1% of Americans attended or hosted a social event on an average weekend or holiday in 2023. This is a 35% decrease since 2004. Wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Yeah, like, I feel like in my ideal world, it's, in a lot of ways, it isn't like this, but it's like Mad Men, you know, those, that party he throws where they've got that, like, remember in that era, the, like, sunken in living rooms that have, like, the little step down, and everybody just has, like, a cocktail. A conversation pit. Yeah, and it's just, like, sitting and chatting.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
That's my dream, is if socializing meant everybody just came to my house, and we just sat around talking, and like watched and talked and mingled. But I also just feel like, and maybe this informs what's happening, or maybe this is just my mental illness, but I feel like inviting somebody over especially in New York City, is a cop out by me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
I feel like it's me being like, want to come to my house? It's like, no, of course they don't. They're in New York City. They want to go out to a bar or a restaurant. And I'm like, why don't you just come over to my house?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
And like sit around and watch like sports and control the volume ourselves and like order some food and hang out. But that feels like an, I don't know, that feels like a cheap, it's like get up. Get dressed. Leave, Katie. Get out of the house. But I would love if people... I'd throw a party every week if you guys would come over. I would come over. I love house parties.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
You have to throw them. Your parents have to go away. You have to throw them. And then everyone shows up and they still don't talk to you. That's my experience. They're just here for the house.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
No. My memories are shit. Oh, so the point, my point was partying. We need to do it more.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
Yeah. Lucky for you, my birthday is next week. So get started. Are you going to have a party? I don't think so. I don't know. I, um, look, I haven't worked in a while and I'm working a bunch now. So I'm like, I don't know if we're going to have a party. It's just going to have to happen to me. I'm not going to be, I haven't put any thought into it, but, uh,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Share & Party & Tell with Mina Kimes, Katie Nolan and Patricia Mahomes
You should. Everybody should. I think it's like an excuse to bring your friends even if they're not all friends with each other necessarily.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I feel like I've heard of this podcast, but it's not made for me, is it? It's not a girl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
All right, gals, here we go. These are wet. These are all wet. I don't know where to touch these because they're all wet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This is very different.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
That is a scented marker from elementary school. You get high off the... You get too close to the blue or purple marker.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Next week, you're just on Galaxy Gas.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I love that because I'm getting like— I think it's like the—almost like maybe the brown. Remember the brown one was always like, what is this?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Could you picture it on someone? Because to me, even though it's making me think of a marker, if I'm picturing it on someone, it's a very older woman.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Like, not to have, and obviously the bacteria of it, but remember how nice it was when you would see it?
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah. Which, kind of nice.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah, I mean, same, working in sports.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
If this is a cologne, I'll eat my hat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Don't use it. It puts f***ing holes in your brain, okay? You're not going to whip it? No, because it puts holes in your f***ing brain.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yes, yes.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Mina.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
There you go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Thank you. I mean, the number five podcast on the sports Apple chart. It's just because it's based on new subs. Hell yeah, good for you. We don't even have an episode. Doesn't matter. Don't even have an episode yet. Are we rolling on various things, Patrick? Wait, one last thing before we start, you guys. The Invisalign's done.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I don't like. Do not like. Back in the bag it goes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
No, it's not Britney Spears. No, it's not Britney Spears. That's not Curious. I've worn Curious. You thought. I thought. Why is it in the full box, you guys? No. Am I thinking of a different Britney Spears fragrance?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Whoa. Wait, is the Curious Love in a pink round bottle with little green dots on it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
That's the one I wore.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I loved Britney Spears. I love Britney Spears.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Are you talking about me? I'm romantic?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This is such a small bottle. Like, you're getting so little actual product.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I would say this is 40 bucks.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
35 bucks.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
A genie bottle, but it's, which, you know, Christina Aguilera. But it's very, like, angular on the ends. It's almost like a clamshell. It's light blue.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
30 milliliters, tiny little guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Maybe. It kind of does look like a cartoon diamond.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It's definitely a Walmart thing. What do you mean by that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Pear is there for sure.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Like me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Those are my three favorite Disney princesses.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yes. Frankincense and pink psilocybin.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Look at that. Katie's hot now. I'm unapproachable.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I'm going to say $30.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It is. Guys, grow up. It's fruity in the back.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Finger on the scent pulse.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wow. You guys spray these and put them right in the bag? Holy shit. Oh, my God.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I'm now unapproachable. Please don't approach me. I'm too hot to talk to you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yo.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh, my God. You are talking to me about something I don't care about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh, my God. You won't shut up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It's tough to put near your nose.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This guy had got one of those apes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It's really alcoholy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It's too much.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It's a coked up business pitch. It's like, dude, I think we should talk about investments.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I know. I hope it's like, I just hope it's an athlete I don't like.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
At the top where you push, where you inflict damage upon, it says CR7, but it kind of looks like it says cry, and I love that. Oh my God, that's f***ing brutal. Yeah, dude.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
And cheeks. Spread cheeks. How much? What are you guys saying? I said $50.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
$25.56. Thank God. Thank God. Thank God. Okay, Cristiano, you win this time. Oh, get it out. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Contain it. Where's the bag? Contain it. Where's the bag? I don't know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It breached. Oh, God.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh, my God. It is on my fingers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh, don't smell my finger.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh, it's cinnamon. Oh, it's spice.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh, it's all spice. It's old spice. It's pungent. Five spice.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Okay, but then on the back, it's like sweet and almost floral. In the back, it's like...
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Baby got it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yes, it holds you nicely.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
This is nice. This smells expensive.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
You try a hat, but you might take it off halfway through because you're crushing under the weight of it.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I think I quite like it. I reserve the right to say I hate it once I see whose it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I'll put it in the bag because we cannot have another breach.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I do think that's nice. Guys, let's go. No, what is it?
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
You sexy fuck. I think we nailed it. I think so too. I think we nailed it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah, that's a really good fragrance, David. I quite like that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Spice. What did the first thing I said when I smelled it a bunch? Spice.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Posh spice, I said. Wow. This is posh spice.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh my God, I do love this. Should we take a look at the bottle? I think we're really good at this. I think we should do this for our living. I'm canceling my podcast and I'm starting it. I mean, that just looks like cologne. Right. That looks like a bottle of cologne.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Classy box.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh, I think it was... Oh, Michael Jordan's tequila was terrible. So bad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Even nicer in the bottle, if I may say. Oh, yeah.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
I think it's Bergamot, but don't quote me.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
No, we had LeBron tequila.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
On that floral note, I'm going to say this is a $60 to $70 potluck.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
We drank a lot.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
We got pretty drunk, yeah. Charles Woodson's we didn't like.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Oh, boy. This is something else.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
That's cinnamon.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
That's heavy musk. That is Elon as f***.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Sometimes you gotta pop out and smell fragrances.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Okay, that is really not getting less strong.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
It's becoming more... It smells like a woman wearing a suit for the first time. It feels like the first time a lady ever was like, women can wear suits as well. That woman wore this perfume.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Right. It smells like a shoulder pad, a big gold button.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
She can have it all. She can. Let's see it.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Gobsmacked.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Okay. Okay. Gobsmacked. Oh my God, Tom Brady. I thought it was Chris Brown. I don't have my glasses on.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah, I think it was. I think vaguely that I remember that it was. I don't, uh, it was one of the first things we drank. Oh, really?
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
No, Chris Pratt. I don't think about that other name. I don't say that person's name.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
First of all, Stetson.
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PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Yeah.
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That's where my friend went to college. Stetson.
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Spirits of true original. Stetson. The legendary fragrance of the American West. A rich, masculine blend of rugged woods and spice.
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Baby, baby, baby, no.
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Tonka bean?
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That's what you get at Tonka Bell.
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It feels like it's enveloping my tongue. Does that make sense? It is. I feel it on, like, all sides of my tongue. This is good stuff.
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Still with us.
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Wow, sexist again. I want this to make me a delicious sandwich. I want this to cook for me.
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This smells like how I remember that Britney Spears perfume smelling.
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I don't think they would do both.
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It's fruity in the back. You get that like apple.
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It's fruity in the back.
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It is. Guys, grow up. It's fruity in the back.
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All right, guys, marry it. Why don't you? Jesus. Simps.
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It's not going to sleep with you. I'm sorry, I'm just being people on the internet when you're nice to a lady. Hope she sees this, bro.
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No.
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Yeah, okay. Because I look at Pablo and I think of his alpha. How alpha?
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Pablo's mad. I can't make eye contact with Pablo while he smells it. It's making me very uncomfortable.
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It's nice. It's light. It's floral. It's fruity. This is wonderful. It's almost like a peach or like a...
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She's not a bitch. When I puked it all up, I didn't even taste that.
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Jennifer Lowe. This is me now.
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Still.
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God, that f***ing J-Lo.
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What can't she do? What can't she do?
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She popped out recently. I want to say it was something political in a brown outfit that my jaw was on the floor.
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That's nice. I like that.
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Yeah.
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And worth every penny, I think. Very beautiful. Very beautiful, very delicate. That's why you can't make eye contact with her when you see her.
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Right. With my fiance, Dan Soder, who is a weed expert.
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J-Lo, you did it again.
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Get that J-Lo off my nose.
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Very funny man. Thank you. I'll let him know. And thank you. I made him this way.
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Yeah. It smells very soapy.
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We all know this about you.
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Unisex, it feels.
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And why isn't it called Will Levis Stinks?
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Will Levis number eight, Hellman's Parfum de Mayonnaise.
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That's so funny.
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That's so funny that you guys thought.
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So it doesn't smell like mayonnaise. It wasn't supposed to, was it? Like, I don't.
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How much of it stays, would you say? Because you don't want to get caught carrying this much. You could get in some real trouble.
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Ah, there you go. You should take it. Can't add to cart.
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Is it supposed to smell like mayo? Now that I've been told that it's mayonnaise.
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Didn't get those at all.
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Drinks mayo?
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They had no business trying as hard as it did.
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They're mussy.
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No, absolutely not.
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Records everything you do and publishes it as a podcast.
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Very nice, very delicate. This feels like a lady to me.
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Enigma.
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It's like a woodsy... I have such a headache from this.
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Just to be clear.
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When you picture perfume, you picture this smell.
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I liked it more at first than I do now.
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What is it? Driven by Derek Jeter.
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Yo, that's for boys. We kind of nailed him. We kind of nailed him.
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It's an Avon. It's another Avon jam.
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Yeah, was the best. Which we, I mean, we knew that.
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Yeah, and he's a snooze fest.
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You're going to be upset.
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We can't take that away. They won't let us.
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They won't let us. But if we could, we'd revoke it because of that sh**ty perfume.
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Not good. Just really boring. Not my cup of tea.
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Yeah, Jeets.
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Oh, this is juicy. This is juiciest.
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Has no sense of smell. Was very upset today when I was leaving.
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This is fruity.
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Yeah, this is those Steve Madden ads where they used to make their heads really big and their bodies really small.
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This is youthful. This is exhausting me just to smell it.
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I'm telling you, this is Britney. This smells like the Britney Spears. I know I'm going to keep saying that.
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He said, tell Pablo I said hi. COVID knocked it out completely. So now it's like gone. But he also insists his taste is untouched. And I'm like, that's not possible. What I know is that I trust his agency on his own senses. And he tells me he can't smell. So he's not here today.
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It's not as bad as they're making it sound. It's just very bright, very sweet. For me. Good instincts for you both to be repulsed by the scent of a child girl. For the record. I love that. Good job doing a great job.
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You hate it. Ew.
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I can picture it bullying me.
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I am scared of it.
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It ends really, really sweet. The more I'm sitting with it, the more it's like... Cotton candy. We get it. You're a 12. This is Taylor Swift, Wonderstruck. Come on.
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That tracks.
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That tracks.
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This smells like a Taylor Swift concert. This is exactly right.
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I don't think she was a full-blown capitalist yet.
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How much she would sell it for, I will say, that size bottle?
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The travel size bottle is $9.99.
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That's egregious.
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That's interesting. That's the worst deal of the day. That being the most expensive and the smallest size, other than the Jeter one.
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What is that? Is that spearmint?
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This cat calls.
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This sits outside in a folding chair and whistles at me.
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This is an Elks Club.
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As I'm sitting with it, I don't dislike it. Necessarily.
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It's kind of like deep. It's kind of like the back of my nose.
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And it's like earthy and woodsy.
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Oh, I hope it's Terry Bradshaw.
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Me too, actually.
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I think I'm giving it credit for being different. It's very different than what we've smelled today.
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What a tacky... Just a sticker. Slapped on a... That's brutal.
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Limited edition, 2024, made in France.
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Yeah, I thought he was America... Interesting. I thought America first.
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Oh, my God. The amount of money. I was looking for the profile notes.
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Oh, my God.
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Mine says $200.
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Now, let's go. Is anybody here really good at math and conversions? I want to end the show. This, if you took the amount that Taylor Swift had in hers and you scaled it up to this size, is that more, does she charge more per drop than he does?
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Happy January 6th, by the way.
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And I guess... I guess, Katie... I found out Taylor Swift charges more per drop of her perfume, or did, I don't know, than 45, 47. Is that what we call them now? Is it 45, 47? How do you even... Do you get both numbers? Did Grover Cleveland get both?
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You do know.
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It's between Beckham... And J-Lo, I think.
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What did you learn today? What did you find out today?
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Nice. That wasn't on there.
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What else could a man named Rodrigo do for a living?
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No, that'd be nuts.
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I'm going to find you that picture over in the outfit.
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He's got a smell.
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100%. All right.
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Nothing.
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Don't wear it. I don't wear perfume. I guess girl cologne.
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But then again, the man, the object of my affection can't smell. So what am I wasting my time smelling all nice for?
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Yeah, exactly. But I think I like know if I like the way something smells. Yeah. Not afraid to say it.
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Okay.
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Are we doing it like they do at a counter where they spray it on a little thing and then they waft it in front of your nose like that?
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I hope it's a plastic bag.
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It doesn't feel it.
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Oh, this smells like my dad 30 years ago.
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Sorry?
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Okay.
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It smells like dad. It smells like aftershave dad.
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It smells like dad camp. Get a little barbershop. Okay.
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This smells like a family function that I have to go to and give a lot of hugs at when I'm in jail.
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Yes.
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A little because it has this like, here we go. New money. It has this like depth in the back end of it. It like dips down in a way that you're like, oh, there's more to this. There's more to this than meets the eye, nose, ear, or throat. Yeah, that's
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Should we put these back in the one bag?
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Or do we need to keep them for context?
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And we can never go back and smell it.
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It's like lunch.
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Okay. Did you say it smelled like dead dad?
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Oh, my God. Oh, wow.
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Yeah, it smells like longing.
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Listen, guy sucks at tequila, but.
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It's fruity in the back. You get that, like, apple... What'd you say? It's fruity in the back.
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Yeah, that you could put your thumb in. That's actually quite nice. I would definitely be holding it that way while spraying it.
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Now, when we did the drinking-based podcast, we had a drinks expert. Do you smell for a living?
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Seedy needy, that's fun to say.
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Fir? Lavender, F-I-R.
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That's all I smell I'm learning. All I get are the bass notes because the musk.
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I think he did. Did you describe what top, middle, and low notes were?
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Thanks.
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I love that.
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It's not right.
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Hmm.
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Okay. Well.
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And it's so cheap. It smells great. For the greatest athlete of all time. Good. I don't, that smelled awful.
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It smells like shit.
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That sounded cheap.
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Damn.
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Is this like Maxwell House?
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Is that what you were doing just then? I thought you were like sneezing in a weird way.
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Yeah, number two. Oh, this one smells very different. This hit hard, dude.
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So it might be, does that mean it's perfumed, do you think?
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That's right. Oh, my God. Wait, really?
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This is like I'm reading a Red Book magazine, and one of the pages is stuck together because of a perfume ad, and I peel it off, and it rips it open, and I'm like, ooh.
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Okay. All right, Pablo. Shout out Victoria's Secret. It almost smells like a perfume that is by a celebrity that I know of, but I don't think it's that.
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Yeah. Sweet.
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You just said it louder than me.
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Both vaguely.
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This is... It's florally, but like not really. It's like lightly, it's almost like a gardenia.
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Yeah.
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Excuse me.
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This may be for boys.
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This is Seahawks perfume. The color of the liquid is green unless that's the glass. Nope, it's the liquid. It is Mountain Dew colored. It is Ecto Cooler. That's right.
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Wow.
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Also, good question.
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It's so crooked, too. It's like every part of it is leaning.
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You know. You know I'm fired up.
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No, he's making it more efficient, Pablo. You just gotta give him time. It's gonna hurt before it heals.
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Clips from all my favorite shows.
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Clips from my programs.
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They couldn't believe we weren't keeping our bush around.
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We wouldn't even have cameras if it weren't for the invention of the mirror.
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Like, basic, like, menu navigation. Like, I don't know that video game, but watching him kind of walk into Walt, you're like, that's how a person that doesn't play games...
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Based on what evidence?
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A discovery of a thing.
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The most embarrassing possible thing.
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As you do, because it's not supposed to be about earning it, you know?
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Yeah, it's the most embarrassing possible outcome. If I told people I was really good at video games, I would live my life petrified that somebody was going to ask me to prove it. I would never walk around being like, yeah, I'm the best. Oh, you want me to prove it? I would never get on the sticks. Are you out of your mind? Why would you immediately prove it?
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You thought we wouldn't know the difference? It's this like, it's the thing about Elon Musk that has never made sense to me. Is this just blind faith in himself and the fact that everyone will buy it so it doesn't really matter? And people are willing to give them that credit. And so like, as a video game person, I'm like, listen, my culture is not a costume.
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And then what if you look at it too long because you're so handsome?
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You can't, like, we don't make fun of people that are good at video games and say they don't have a job. And then a guy with like the most money who does the most jobs also is the best at the video games. It doesn't, the world doesn't work like that. And I feel like where I go nuts is when I'm seeing like, well, for Elon Musk, apparently the world is like that.
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You can just be caught telling an incredibly embarrassing lie and then just be in charge of the government. Like, what an embarrassing lie. This used to end people, stuff like this. And he doesn't even go here. He's not even from here. And yet, in the face of the most embarrassing lie to be caught in, he's caught in it. And then he's like, by the way, you don't have... USAID anymore.
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It doesn't help you in any way.
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That's right. That'll echo a Narcissus. Narcissus. That's right.
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Right. And all... He doesn't respect you, guy who's simping for him.
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Found or invented.
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Oh my God.
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That soupçon, it puts it in people's mouths. And then they go, oh, he's right.
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Why wouldn't he employ the same tactics, but probably on a bigger scale? Why do you trust this guy?
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Exactly. You're thinking that everybody thinks the way you do.
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In a cool way.
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You're listening to DraftKings Network. Oh, my glasses are what I left in my jacket. You're not showing us anything, are you?
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The puffier is the younger. We don't have to pretend those are separate. That's younger.
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Isn't that crazy that now, more than ever, I feel like, well, I should say I got this from the internet.
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I don't mean to rain on a parade, but I feel like you were not single and seeking. How long have you been married?
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We weren't in our porn brain era.
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As heavily then.
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I think it has an effect on the sexual interactions of single people now. I think it's different than it was for us. And this happens in every generation where like our generation, I don't even really want to talk about this. I feel like the difference between my mom's and mine was that like they couldn't believe we weren't keeping our bush around.
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And I feel like that was because you wanted to look younger. This might be that. I just think you're right for your age. It makes sense for you, but I don't know that that's the way it is for kids now.
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Oh my God, what?
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And that's to make them less wrinkly?
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I'm not, and this is, porn brain doesn't change this at all. The balls aren't getting a lot of air time with my eyes. I'm not really gazing upon your sack. I don't know.
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13.05. I think it's like creepy late. But I don't want to be so wrong that it's embarrassing. So I'll say five years after what he said.
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What are we doing? Do it in the dark, close your eyes, and get off. What are we doing? Why are you like, this doesn't hold up in a ring light?
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To what end? Because you're putting a toxin next to your boys. That's not a good idea.
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And that's fine. That's like for the jaw people when they have, what's that called, TMJ, and they get Botox for that. And it's like a medical treatment of the thing.
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You might need to get some tox. Or maybe this is like when people say that they broke their nose, but it was actually just a cover for... No, I remember I had pretty bad TMJ, so I got Botox in my scrotum to kind of fix that.
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This isn't an abstract.
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So the topic you brought was that we're making our lips puffier.
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Get your game shows right. We're not all the same.
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What's the jawline thing?
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I mean, the world's trying to change you, and I don't think you should change yourself at all. Thank you.
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Except your balls. They are shriveling. And could use a bit more.
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We've all been thinking it.
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I'm glad we're finally saying it.
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Allegedly.
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Handsome Squidward.
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No, Matt Rife started his big pop, I believe, was he was on Wildin' Out.
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And he looked very different then. So it was like it's he, you know, it was on TV, so you can look it up. Then he I saw him reenter the public consciousness via TikTok. He did a lot of crowd work, which is famously what a lot of comics post because they don't want to burn their material. So you just post your crowd work. But he sort of rode that wave of crowd work.
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clips people really liked him predominantly women he had a very female audience and fan base then he put out his first Netflix special when he had all these female eyeballs on him and he felt the need to open it up with a very hacky sexist joke which women were like what and he like made this joke and then clearly wanted it to be taken the way that it was he wanted it to offend people and
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Okay, check the tape. I said an 18. I said an 18. You don't get to be friends with them at any of that. You said earlier, I was like, oh, I feel stupid.
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Let them know he's one of the boys. Then he did, like, a Jordan Peterson interview, and you were just like, okay, so you're pivoting in a way I don't really follow. And, sorry, I lost the plot. He got facial surgery. It's rumored. It's widely rumored. He looks so different now. He looks like a male model. He's got, like, male model jaw. And then somebody was like, you know, he was on Wild N' Out.
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People looked it up, and they were like, that's not what his chin looked like before. And then I believe there was a plastic surgeon who posted that he did Matt Rife's chin implant.
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You're reciting every detail of the article. I remember this happening. A plastic surgeon posted that he gave Matt Reif his chin implant. Matt Reif was like, that's not true. And then the surgeon was like, now you can't take a joke. It was this whole big, I think it's weird when plastic surgeons post online about who their patients are anyway. That feels like a HIPAA thing.
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Could not, right.
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And so anyway, there was a lot of talk about his face. And it has seemed like, as with a lot of people who open that door to plastic surgery, it seems like he's reached a point where it's like getting to be, he's letting too much of, you gotta like close the door and step away for a little. You don't look like you're getting uncanny valley.
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Damn it, Katie. Believe in yourself.
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Sorry, I blacked out. Was I talking?
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Special wasn't good. Did I say that?
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I'd say like, look at, find your face.
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Michael Cruz Kane.
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No, because I think once we got the mirror, then we got the lens, then everything changed. Like glasses happened and all that.
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Sort of like that.
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Right. To look just like you.
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I don't know, man. I just feel like if your face... The best version of your face to me is going to be the one that you got because it's like, it all kind of works in, you don't realize that if you add to your jaw, now your cheeks look small.
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I do it with a lot of stuff in my life, which is why I have not yet and will eventually probably open this door and start to... work on this.
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But once I start, like, I want to, if I'm going to buy furniture for my house, I want to research all my options, narrow it down based off on what I'm looking for, find the best possible available couch for me.
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Yes, exactly.
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And on a deeper, weird psychological level, if I look in the mirror right now, thanks to Leder von Sleif or whatever, and I don't like what I see, not my fault. But if I start to play with it and I look in the mirror and I don't like what I see, that's my fault. I told them to give me this nose. I picked these brows. Right now, none of this is my fault. I'm doing the best I can with what I got.
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Yeah, I think.
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Right. You're outweighed. So actually.
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I mean, is that his?
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Well, it's about time. I will say that part. It's about time you guys start worrying about what you look like.
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Did you hear Chad Ochocinco tell Stephen A. Smith he got his penis done?
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Oh!
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Also, I don't think you're allowed to use, I think there's a threshold for use of packing. I don't think you're allowed to pack a penis smaller than five, six. I haven't checked in a while. There's definitely a threshold, and three does not meet it.
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He is concealed carrying. He is cherishing.
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Chad Ochocinco is in possession of a three inch penis.
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Well, not anymore. He doesn't have a three inch penis anymore.
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I think what we found out today was it's never anything.
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I found out Jordan is his momager. I did find that out. I didn't know that coming into today. Sorry. It's really important to me to like make sure I give him something and I never bring it prepared because I'm supposed to find it out, right? You're doing great. Sorry. I just, I think I found out that she's his momager.
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Perfect.
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I'm glad we covered that.
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Do you have embroidered sweatshirts?
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That's some fancy guy s***.
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Yeah, man, it's like your own merch.
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The sweatshirt is, right? I assume you got the sweatshirt.
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Right.
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Interesting. Interesting.
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Kind of a fashion icon.
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I went to a party. Me too. I haven't been to a Super Bowl party, like not a big one, but I haven't been to a social gathering for the Super Bowl in a long time.
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Because I had no reason not to. People that I liked were all going to watch the Super Bowl together.
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Yeah, no, I'd love to go to a party. But years before, I was going to the Super Bowl. You see, I had work. And then usually I would either go to the game or I would leave because the network didn't want to pay for me to be there for the actual Super Bowl. So I would go watch it like on my way back home somewhere.
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Okay.
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Or I would be like, I'd fly home and watch it. Or I'd be like stuck on a layover or something. Then last year, like the last couple of years, like Dan went. And so I was just like at home watching it alone. And then this year I went to a party and I was like this, I'd spent such a long time. You miss a lot of stuff, but you don't care. That's exactly what this type of Super Bowl was for, for me.
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Was like, I don't really care. Gun to my head, go birds. But I don't really care. I'll watch the halftime show. Excited for that, but like, don't have any high hopes for the commercials. It's been a couple years of being disappointed by the commercials, so I'm not like, I need to sit down and make sure I see them all.
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No, no, they're in a, like, hidden pocket.
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I was like, I'll catch the ones that matter tomorrow when somebody says something about it online.
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I'm just going to go watch the game and hang out.
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Yeah, that was a very boring Super Bowl.
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Yeah, I feel like there was a lot of threes in there.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. And the halftime show was okay. I don't remember what it was. It didn't go like I wanted it to.
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Yes, about Belichick's girlfriend.
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Jordan. I think it's just Jordan. Jordan.
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Jordan.
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That's right. In a Super Bowl commercial.
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That's the Super Bowl.
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Oh, I don't know. It's like a Boston Avengers assemble. Ben Affleck is sitting with his brother, who's wearing a pink Kangol,
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No, I think he's come back before this and other stuff. But he's here and arguably the better actor. But anyway, in the back, we see Belichick, who cut the sleeves off of his Dunkin's jacket.
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And next to him, in questionable hair and makeup, I don't know what they're trying to do to Jordan, but it seems like they're trying to make her look like a stereotypical football wife or something, or this is her aesthetic and I'm just not familiar with it.
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You guys always have it cold in here.
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But she's 24. And so it's like, man, this is the closest his age swapped will ever be to her.
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Yeah.
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She's from, I thought.
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She has a ring from a cheerleading...
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Oh, they're dirty. No, I just have a turtle neck on.
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A natty.
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Well, I could name a way.
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You make it wet?
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It's also like you're teaching him the art of yes. He's like in his year of yes, where you're like, listen, I know you don't want to do it, Bill, but I said yes, and now it's a commitment, and now you have to go do it.
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I don't know if you saw Charlotte on her podcast, Sports Gossip Show, had like a theory that they were fighting, that these two were in a fight leading up to the Super Bowl. They think that she's posting to his social media, which would make sense to back up the- I have heard this. Right. And they think at one point in his story, he had just posted like the text of a link, www.linktree.com slash.
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Oh, sometimes, yeah, sometimes.
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And it was like the text of that was the story, which is obviously not clickable. It's not how Instagram works. And they thought that Bill made that post. So they must have been in some sort of a fight where he'd be like, I'll do it. And I just think that's interesting in this context of her being his.
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Yeah. And I want to be clear in saying that that could be, I hold space for the fact, let me hold your finger. That that could be, that could actually be that because they're in love and she has changed him as a man and she's taught him about how, like, to live in the moment and to embrace the opportunities that you have and that they're, like, so in love with each other. And it's beautiful.
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What are you talking about?
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It's beautiful. There is a chance of that.
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Hold on, I'm gonna move.
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But... When you make moves this way, when we're already going, you're how much younger than him? And then you see her show up in a commercial.
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And then you hear that she's in charge of his career. That's when you go, okay, these are all also the traits of somebody who would be here for the wrong reasons. I need to see some of the traits that are evidence that you are here for the right reasons. Otherwise, you're acting like... The evidence is adding up. It seems like you could be taking advantage of the guy.
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And he's obviously taking advantage of the girl. That's what I'm saying.
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No, what is the reason?
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At what point is it elder abuse, I guess, is the question.
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Is that okay if I do it wrong? I do everything right. Can I do this one thing wrong?
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He does.
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Sure. For now.
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I just want to listen to a chat. I just want to hear y'all talk.
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I don't know if you saw at the NFL Honors, Snoop Dogg made a joke about her.
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He starts the joke before he remembers the punchline. And then he like buys himself some time and then delivers like a little too much time.
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Tell me what the scores are.
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Yeah, these things suck. You know, I wore broken glasses for three years before I finally was like, I deserve to upgrade these. I just, I don't like taking care of myself. I don't enjoy the act of taking care of myself.
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So silly.
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Nice. That's cool.
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And what are you doing in comedy?