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Pablo Torre Finds Out

We Smoked All the Athlete-Branded Weed We Could Find, with Dan Soder and Katie Nolan

Fri, 21 Feb 2025

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From the beaches of Los Angeles to the botanical gardens of New York City, we traveled the country looking for the best cannabis with an athlete’s name on it. And who better to smoke it with than Katie Nolan and Dan Soder? Pablo joins Dan and Katie in their NYC apartment to burn it down with special guests Magic Johnstoned, Gary Payton, Melo, and more. Come for the marijuana, stay for the cake. This episode originally aired August 15th, 2024. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the premise of this podcast episode?

0.683 - 5.945 Pablo Torre

Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.

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5.965 - 9.647 Dan Soder

Man, this sucks now. Right after this ad.

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11.648 - 38.72 Katie Nolan

You're listening to DraftKings Network. Hey, stop thinking about getting up because getting up's not an option, Myrtle. Once this starts, you're here. You're locked in, you fat sausage. Are we rolling? If there's one thing I know about this podcast, it's always rolling.

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39.82 - 41.321 Pablo Torre

We haven't done this ever before.

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41.621 - 47.783 Katie Nolan

It's so funny being in your own house at 9.30 at night in your comfy clothes doing a podcast.

48.023 - 53.145 Pablo Torre

This is wildly invasive. I've never put my feet up on someone's... Is this okay?

53.165 - 55.966 Katie Nolan

Yeah, it's great. That's actually exactly how Myrtle sits on it.

56.598 - 60.34 Pablo Torre

Katie, Dan, Myrtle, thanks for having us.

60.521 - 60.921 Katie Nolan

Yeah.

Chapter 2: What happened during Dan's tolerance break?

530.34 - 537.417 Dan Soder

That's an old stoner myth. But I've gone by that since I was a wee boy.

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537.457 - 541.998 Katie Nolan

That's why we got rid of that. One of them was named after a perfume once, and you were like, get that out of the house. I do not like it.

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542.558 - 547.079 Pablo Torre

This is one of those rules, like how Dan thinks that vase and vase are two different things. No, this isn't.

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547.199 - 551.539 Katie Nolan

These are the things that under our roof, Pablo, you just have to accept are the way that things are.

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551.659 - 560.721 Dan Soder

Number one, vase and vase was just information given to me. I have spent my Malcolm Gladwell 10,000 hours smoking marijuana.

560.741 - 561.482 Pablo Torre

Debunked theory.

561.622 - 573.61 Dan Soder

I have put in the reps... for marijuana. The vase thing, that's just some bull pulled out the back of my head. This is pretty shaky science, but it's still, it's science.

573.63 - 574.351 Katie Nolan

We still go by it.

575.231 - 578.054 Dan Soder

Myrtle, what do you think? She loves Pac-Man.

Chapter 4: What strains of athlete-branded weed are discussed?

Chapter 5: How do they evaluate the different strains?

2128.058 - 2141.642 Katie Nolan

It was nuts. He'll give me a stat line and be like, just in case something goes wrong, you should know this kid really had it. In case the game freezes again. And he's like, he like files it with me like it's history. In case anything happens in there, four carries.

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2142.301 - 2158.924 Dan Soder

I was kicking the shit out of Oregon State, at Oregon State, in Corvallis. And I come out going, hey, if this game gets shut down, I'm fucking putting one on them right now. And my running back has 13 carries for 226 and three touchdowns in the first half. And I'm going to run them a lot in the second half.

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2159.604 - 2169.906 Dan Soder

And it, thank God, what happened is it was shutting down so much, I deleted the game and re-downloaded it. And that worked. And so far, so good. CSU's already a three-star program. We're number two in the country.

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2169.926 - 2170.626 Katie Nolan

Two in the country.

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2170.766 - 2196.55 Dan Soder

I mean... Really, this podcast ends and a dynasty begins. I'm going to move on. I want to get to the playoffs. It'll mean a lot to the city of Fort Collins. and our Board of Regents. Now, do we smoke some Gary Payton and do the SNL goodbye? We stand there with Myrtle. Myrtle comes out, and we're just like, I want to thank so many people. I want to thank Cookies.

2196.57 - 2202.495 Dan Soder

I want to thank Pac-Man Jones and Gary Payton. I want to thank Magic Johnson, who probably doesn't even know this product exists.

2202.535 - 2204.997 Katie Nolan

Now that he does, it's probably not going to exist anymore.

2205.097 - 2207.759 Pablo Torre

Sorry. Lorne. Lorne.

2208.02 - 2209.461 Katie Nolan

And Lorne, of course.

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