David

What is the point?

Dude, fuck.

Jesus Christ.

April Fool's.

Discovery.

Off the ball.

Rugby.

My Instagram feed, and I don't know if I've clicked into all that much.

I probably have a little bit and I've explored the outskirts of the jersey collecting, whatever actually going through with it.

But I cannot move for being advertised of jersey sites at the moment.

It does seem like it is in a complete high point of be it retro or the shirt in the box thing and wearing something random.

But I've never, I don't know how, I'd say David could beat us both in the random football jersey stakes.

But you always make the bad decision when you're a kid.

Okay, yeah.

Well, I automatically, like I veered towards Real Madrid over Barcelona.

I veered towards River Plate over Boca Juniors when I just didn't know anymore.

It was just like they probably had a more exciting long-haired curly striker than the other long-haired curly striker who was playing for Boca at the time.

You know, and you sort of veered towards that and...

you became a River person, then you grow up a bit older and you kind of realise the cult of Maradona and you kind of go, no, I've kind of picked the wrong team.

I didn't really want to wear Tipperary colours anyway, to be honest.