Behind the Bastards
Part Four: The Zizian Murder Spree (or Exactly How Harry Potter Fanfic Killed A Border Patrol Agent)
20 Mar 2025
Robert concludes the story of the Zizians with a spree of horrific violent crimes and deaths, culminating in a shoot out with the Border Patrol in Vermont of all places.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We're back! Oh my gosh, it's Behind the Bastards, a podcast where Robert Evans ruined his life by reading too many blogs by internet-poisoned nerd rationalist people, and I deeply regret everything I've done. How are you doing, David?
I'm good. I am concerned for you. This is a difficult place for you to spend a week.
Yeah, I've had an, this is an info hazard. They're not wrong to use that term, just not in the way they mean it.
Yeah, exactly. This whole...
Like I'm half committed to like selling my house, putting my goats into like a big trailer and traveling around the country, finding people who are going on online doom loops and like handing them a goat and just like, play with this goat for 20 minutes. Like touch an animal, look into its weird little eyes, get off of your phone.
That's real, you need to go do goat yoga.
Yeah. Something has to be done. Oh my God. Yeah. This is, it's so wild. It's so wild. Yeah. Again, folks, if you want to immunize your stuff to this, a great way to do it is to just like have friends who don't live in a boat with you. Yeah.
A very, very small boat. Yeah. Barely a boat.
Even a big boat. Yeah. Let alone barely a boat. And talk to like, you know, my neighbor's like a Mexican dude who loves gardening and has had a completely different life than me and knows nothing of the internet. And I talk with him a couple of times a week.
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