Pardon My Take
RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week
Fri, 6 Dec 2024
Lions take down the Packers in TNF and Dan Campbell is addicted to doing psycho shit (00:00:00-.00:20:49) Thank you to all the fans after Spotify wrapped came out. Week 14 picks and preview for every game, Kirk Cousins revenge, Rams back against the wall, and whats the most depressing game of the week (00:20:49-01:24:39). RG3 joins us in studio and Big Cat admits he was wrong about the Bears, we talk rookie quarterbacks, winning the Heisman, leaving ESPN, the famous croissant picture and tons more (01:24:39-02:38:11). We finish with fyre fest of the week and lottery ball drama continues (02:38:11-02:58:24).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take
Chapter 1: What happened in the Lions vs. Packers game?
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And his addiction is doing the craziest fucking shit at every turn.
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Chapter 2: What are the Week 14 NFL picks and previews?
Dan Campbell's like, fuck it. I'm a psycho. I'm going to make sure they never get the ball back. I'm going for this on fourth down.
The risk-reward was insane in that. Because what he ended up doing was he got the first down, and then he just proceeded to take 40 seconds off the clock and kick the field goal with no time left. So he defeated... He defeated Matt LaFleur, and he also defeated the clock. Yeah. He defeated time tonight. He's 1-0 against time.
Yeah, and we were having a debate after the game. I mean, I would have just kicked a field goal, but I'm not Dan Campbell. But the one thing I've always said about Dan Campbell is he's consistently psycho. And Stephen Shea was sitting next to me. He's like, they're going to lose a game. That's going to cost them. I was like, yeah, it might, but...
They went for it on fourth down on their own 31 in the third quarter that did not work. And so I feel like Dan Campbell's got this algorithm in his head, this big balls algorithm that's like, if we just go for it enough on fourth down, enough of them will go our way and we'll come out winners.
He feels like Tin Cup if he was a football coach. Just constantly challenging, staring death in the face repeatedly when he knows that he shouldn't. He probably knows it's a problem, too. After the game, after the adrenaline rush wears off, have you ever done anything really stupid in your life and you got away with it? A lot of things. A lot of shit?
You know that feeling that you get when you wake up the next morning and you're like... Fuck, that was dangerous.
Yeah.
I could have died. I shouldn't have done that. Yeah. And then later on in life, you think back to how dumb you were as a kid and you get scared all over again for what you did. Dan Campbell wakes up after game days and he's like, oh, fuck, I did it again.
Oh, man. But it worked out. What was that? You guys aren't even mentioning that Jared Goff tripped on the play and was somehow able to get the handoff off. Great handoff. It was an unbelievable handoff. Great handoff. But he tripped. It was so close to just blowing up in his face.
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Chapter 3: How does RG3 view the current state of the NFL?
Yeah. iHeart. Yeah. Amazon. iHeart?
Yep.
Yep.
Hell yeah. I think Google might have got rid of Podcast. I think we're on iHeart.
fuck no not gonna say that no uh Max anything last thing about the Lions schedule instead of saying thank you to the fans uh the fans probably know how easy the Lions schedule is that they've just given them all of their hard games at home
I know. I feel like they play their division rivals only at home.
I know. For some reason, I'm only paying attention to the divisional games at home. I don't even think that they played those road games earlier in the season.
Oh, man. All right. Let's kick it to ourself. We got week 14 preview. We've got RG3, and then we've got some great Fyre Fest and a little lottery ball magic. Okay, before we get to the weekend preview, we're brought to you by our friends at GameTime. Football season is here.
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Chapter 4: What is the Fyre Fest of the Week?
Chapter 5: How does Dan Campbell's coaching style impact the Lions?
Max, instead of saying thank you to our fans, do you have anything else to say about the Lions schedule?
Also, Apple Music, do something similar. Maybe this is your chance.
Thank you for listening to everyone who listens to Apple Music, too. I think Apple Music does. Apple Podcast does. Apple Podcast. Thank you, everyone who listens to Apple Podcast. Google Play.
Google Play, yeah. Watch this on Rumble. Stitcher, is that still a thing?
Yeah. iHeart. Yeah. Amazon. iHeart?
Yep.
Yep.
Hell yeah. I think Google might have got rid of Podcast. I think we're on iHeart.
fuck no not gonna say that no uh Max anything last thing about the Lions schedule instead of saying thank you to the fans uh the fans probably know how easy the Lions schedule is that they've just given them all of their hard games at home
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Chapter 6: What are the predictions for the upcoming NFL games?
I think this could be the game that Nick Sirianni goes video game controller and tries to get sequel on the MVP.
That would be elite. That would be awesome for me.
I actually think we should contemplate for our TD parlay. Saquon 2?
Saquon 2. The problem with that is if this goes according to plan for the Eagles, it's going to be a blowout, and then Barkley might not stay in the game.
But I think they're going to – and I'm not basing this off anything, but I'm just taking a guess. Could we potentially see, instead of the tush push at goal line, Saquon trying to get some TDs? Fake tush push? No, or just Saquon just running the ball normally and scoring that way because the Panthers defense –
I can see the fake tush push where they fake it and then pitch it to Saquon going to the outside.
Okay, but it's just like Saquon, his numbers are there. Maybe he needs a couple more TDs because Jalen Hurts has vultured some, so they might just pump him up a little bit this week.
Max, do you think that the tush push is getting back to pre-post-Kelsey levels of effectiveness?
No, there was a couple weeks where it was bad, but that was because Jordan Mailata wasn't there because Jalen Hurts always goes towards Jordan Mailata's side. With Mailata back, it's still a lead. Just as effective. I feel like you have some sort of stat to tell me.
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Chapter 7: Why is the NFL unpredictable this season?
Yeah, wait. If it's like remodeling the bathroom and the kitchen, then that's to increase value of the home. Do we know what rooms?
We don't know what rooms. Do you want them to win?
I don't want them to win. I want them to play well. That's a perfect answer. The Jameis loss. That's what I want.
You want Rodgers to throw for over 300 yards if she hasn't done in like three years, and you want the Jets to lose.
Jets to lose. Alan Lazard's coming back. He's an Alan Lazard merchant. Yep. So I think the offense should sling it.
No sauce Gardner though.
No sauce. Uh, the defense probably get run out all over.
Yeah. I was going to say no sauce Gardner against the dolphins. Offense is tough.
Yeah.
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Chapter 8: How has Aaron Rodgers performed this season?
10 hits. 10 plus children. Maybe it's just an adjective like they're really awesome children. I mean, it's 10 plus children. His sperm are just as fast as he is. Close to a whole team. All right. Afternoon game number two, Bills at Rams. Rams plus 3.5 over under 49.5. This is a very important game for the Rams. They need to win this game. Otherwise, they're in trouble.
Also, just a shout-out, Sean McDermott and Josh Allen. If the Bills win this game... Sean McDermott will be his fifth straight 11-win season. The only coaches to do that are Bill Belichick, Tony Dungy, Andy Reid, and Tom Landry. Pretty good company. Yeah, really good. That's Bill Belichick with Tom Brady. That's Tony Dungy with Peyton Manning. That's Andy Reid with Patrick Mahomes.
That's Tom Landry with Roger Staubach. That's pretty good company.
Yeah, it's really good. He's been an elite regular season coach. I like the Bills in this. I think the Bills are a better team than they've been given credit for all year and getting Matt Milano back on defense and shoring some of that up. I really, really like the Bills this season. I think that they're kind of a slept-on team.
I agree. Hank, Rams and the Hungry Dog? Yeah.
Yeah.
Let down game. Yeah.
Why is that travel travel? I just think this is, I don't know if the Rams can win this game, but three and a half. I, the Rams have to win this game. Like it's a kitchen sink game. Sean McVay throwing everything at the wall.
Yeah, the kitchen sink game, didn't factor that in. He's 1-0 in those this year. When I say the Bills are slept on, obviously nobody out there thinks that the Bills are a bad football team. They all think that they're a very good football team. I think that they're a great football team.
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