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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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All right, Conan, when are you coming out going storm chasing with me?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I'm a survivor.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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We'll see. We'll see about that. Some people like it cold.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I'm not one of them.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Tell my family I love them.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Oh, I think that's a load of bullshit.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I'm on TV. I don't have to take this.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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It's we do have the periods where it'll get a little bit boring, but those are fairly few and far between. Right now, it's you know, we've got almost 60 mile an hour wind gusts and blizzard warnings. So it's you know, it's a good weather day to be a meteorologist, but not a good day for pretty much anyone else who wants to do anything around town because it's not right. It's not great.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Yeah, each individual snowflake that comes down, I'm typically outside the studio point. And here's one. Here's two.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I guess that hasn't made its way to my part of the country yet. Where are you, sir?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Fortunately, that hasn't happened too frequently, but when you're on air, it's always professional. I have no experience with that.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Stick with me, baby. You're going to learn some things. And one thing, you know, the news anchors, when they're reading the news, they're reading off of script. They're reading off a prompter. When I'm doing the weather, it's all free form.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Well, every once in a while for work, I'll do the weather from outside. But when I'm not working, especially when it's, you know, warm out and spring, summer, something I really, really like to do. And as I've been doing for a while, as I go storm chasing, I go driving around looking for tornadoes. Oh, really?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Well, the original Twister, there's they take a whole a lot of liberties with it. The newest one is a little bit more accurate, but it's definitely not just jam packed balls to the wall action 24 seven. It's. It's more so, you know, you're you're spending a lot of time in a car just driving around or if you're just hanging out in a field playing catch with the baseball waiting for storms to go up.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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But then it's that one percent when the storms are actually going up. That is just the sheer adrenaline rush of.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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The biggest thing is, if you're not sure if the tornado is heading your way or not, is to find a stationary object and just have the tornado in relation to that stationary object, line it up. And if the tornado is moving to the right of that object, it's going to pass to your right. If it's moving to the left of that object, it's going to pass to your left.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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No, this is my deal here, C. No, no, we talked about this. There might need to be some incentive for me to talk like Margie.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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But if it just appears to be getting bigger... it's coming straight at you. And that's not good news. That means you just got to book it.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I'm surprised you left out Dorothy and Toto in that analogy as well.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Well, you know what, Conan? You can come out storm chasing and we'll let you dive into a tornado and we'll see how it goes.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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No, I've been doing it long enough where I have a pretty good handling on being able to look at what I'm seeing in front of me and know if I'm in a good position or in bad position. There's been a couple times where maybe we're rolling into a town and we're getting reports that the tornado is rolling into the same town we're driving through, but

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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We can't see as much because there's trees, there's hills, and we've got to try to find somewhere to get visual of the tornado. Those moments are definitely a lot more scary just because you can't see it. You don't know where it is and you're trying to get visual on it. Those are definitely when the blood pressure kind of goes up a little bit more.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Well, I don't know if it can be that precise, but there are, you know, when we're chasing, I've got the weather radar in front of me and I can see where we are in position in relation to the storm. I've got the National Weather Service chat room open so I can see what other meteorologists are saying. So that's always a big help. But until you can actually see it for yourself...

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Because weather radar can only go so far, especially if you're far away from a radar. Gotcha. You're not getting the best picture.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Yeah. Yeah. Fargo. Um, how to do an accent.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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So I'm very, very white.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Uh, my, so I grew up in the twin cities. It's a, you know, pretty close by a couple hour drive into Minnesota. So most of my family is in, uh, the twin cities. So get home when I can, basically it's, it's not always easy to get home and see my family, but, uh, otherwise, you know, it's when I'm around town here in Fargo, it's, uh, I've got, uh,

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I'm really big into photography, so I'm taking pictures. Obviously, you saw the photo that I took. I'm taking pictures of the storms. And then this past summer, I got really big into starting to take film photography as well.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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He auditioned. I don't know if I agree with your police work 100% there, Lou. Hey! Yay! Yay!

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Yeah, well, you've seen Fight Club, right? Yeah. Sure. I love this already.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Yeah. Well, the first two rules is I can't talk about it. Sure. But I'll let your imagination kind of roam.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Yep. That's a sign of a humble man when they tell you. Yep. Well, I'm going to maybe break the rules a little bit. I'm going to ask two questions because I think you're probably not going to have a great answer for the first one that I'm probably not going to use. Do you have any advice? Okay, Dick. Go ahead. Any advice to kind of spice up maybe my on-air weather forecasting? No.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I'm surprised. That was surprisingly better than what I thought I was going to get. I thought I was going to be, you know, don't wear pants and underwear, something like that.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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So I want help figuring out what I should be doing to set myself up to be able to meet my financial goals that will later come.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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Well, I work in marketing and I'd like to have my own firm someday.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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Right. Fair. I live in New York City and I don't really see myself buying an apartment here. It's just like way too expensive for what you can get. I think I would move outside of the city, but stay close. I'm not exactly sure where that'll be. And yeah, I do want to get married. I do want to have kids. I have two sisters and we're really close. So I've always kind of pictured having three kids.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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I don't feel the need to live in a super rich and crazy luxurious life when I'm older. But I do. I know I don't want to worry about money. I want to feel like I can always get what I need. I think that building up my firm is going to take time. So I'd rather not. have that be really successful than retire early.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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I'm 31. And I'd like to buy a house before I'm 40. So I guess I'll say I'm shooting to buy in five or six years, I guess.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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Well, let's say I do have three kids. I'd like everyone to have their own bedroom. So I guess a four bedroom? They wouldn't necessarily all have to have their own bedrooms from birth. Growing up, my family lived in a four bedroom house and I shared a room with my older sister until I was maybe eight-ish. And then the spare room was used as a guest room.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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I'm not really looking at real estate just yet. But I do know everything is expensive. But because I'm flexible on the location, I'm not tied to living in a super expensive area. But realistically, I don't know. Do you think 750K is reasonable?

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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Happy enough. I don't want to start my own firm because I don't like where I am now. It's more that I want to build a business that's mine and be able to run it in the way I want to. Yeah, sister, you don't have to tell me.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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I guess just utilities like electric, internet, and my phone bill. So how much would you say you spend on all that a month? I should probably know that. Maybe $300. Cool. And do you have a car? Doesn't sound like it. No, I don't. I take public transportation to get to work. So that's like Five bucks a day. Nothing crazy. Do you have any debt?

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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Yeah, seriously. And I got in-state tuition too, so it wasn't even as crazy as it could have been.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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Yeah, I have a retirement plan through work. I think I have around 60K in there. I've been at the same company since I graduated.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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I mean... I live in Williamsburg and I love my apartment, but it is in the most expensive part of Brooklyn. I've lived in the same apartment for two years, but it's just an annual lease. I'm not locked in for a long time period. So I guess I could look into a cheaper place. I don't know. I'm in my 30s.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

654.007

I don't want to be living in the same kind of shoebox I was living in in my 20s, where if I was lying down on my bed, I could touch all four walls.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

785.527

I am. I guess while I'm still paying off my student loans, it feels a little risky to invest just in case I lose the money.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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I feel good, actually. There's a part of me that finds it a little scary to put numbers to a goal, but it's also motivating. And having a plan that will help me get there is amazing.

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

“I Want to Achieve My Financial Goals Within Five Years. What Should I Be Doing Now To Get There?“ (Listener Intervention)

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I'm feeling pretty good about where I am right now in terms of how much I'm making and I feel like I'm able to live the life that I want right now as much as someone in my early, early 30s. But I wouldn't be able to just like fast forward 10 years and live how I want to live when I'm 40, if that makes sense. Like I want to buy a house someday, but I couldn't now.

Pardon My Take

Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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Oh, we just lost a series, dude. Like, that's just unacceptable. Damn. That's really unacceptable. They shouldn't ever lose a series. So pretty devastated to have lost our second game of the season. Hopefully 160-2 is still alive.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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Fuck, dude, he's so good. I was thinking about it. They're so rare that there's an athlete that has hype in certain games and actually pulls it off. Bryce Harper does it a lot.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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but Shohei like last year he needed I think it was like two homers and a steal to get 50-50 or something he had the greatest baseball game of all time and then last week or early this week he had his own bobblehead night bottom of the ninth first pitch sent it walk off it's just like how the fuck do you do this yeah let's get a great sense of the moment yeah and congrats on your Lakers by the way all good all things coming up max

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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Dude, other than my own golf game, this shit is fucking on fire lately. Maybe I needed to suck for my teams to thrive. I know Hank's enjoyed watching LeBron. It's been quite the ride this season. I did not think they were going to be that good, so this is kind of shocking.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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And those are three massive publications. Yeah, they are. Uh, I am subscribed to all three twice each.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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Uh, yeah, no, that feels good. Um, all those, those, those are great headlines.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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I've honestly been looking for some momentum, and I can't lie. That is absolutely what I've been looking for. The only hard difference is my last round at Valero last year was on a Sunday, and this year was a Friday.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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I'm not a details guy. Last round is last round. This is what I've been missing.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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True. Good point. Dude, all season. I don't think people – people use this chestnut checkers thing way too liberally. I am actually doing – I am the freshest person here. I have not played a weekend in over like a month and a half. And I, I have been getting more rest, more time on my couch. Like all these guys are going to be exhausted by the time the tournament comes and I'm just cruising on it.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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My wife kind of pointed out, she goes, this kind of just feels like a golf tournament this year. There's not a whole lot of hype for myself. So maybe it is just,

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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fly under the radar um yeah i think it's a good spot yeah also here's a little tip for you if things don't go well this week just get your kid and put them on on your lap for your interview use them as a human shield that always works work for nick sirianni i have i have learned that from sirianni uh the the press conference is genius i wrote it down i said if you ever struggling

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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human shield the kid. He won't remember. He's too young. So I think that's always a play.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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Yeah. Uh, first of all, I didn't do it. So, um, that, that was hard. I wasn't like massively shocked. Cause it's obviously been really hard, uh, on him. Um, But it's tough. I always promised that we were friends first. And if he didn't want to do it, I'd rather be his friend than stretch something out and maybe we resent each other or whatever.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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So looking back now, it was tough the first few days to process. But looking back, I'm glad that he stepped up and did what he wanted to so that we don't have any ill will anymore.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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uh against each other so i think that was good but i mean it does suck like the dude is one of my favorite people on the planet we've made like some awesome memories um so you don't ever want to like sully that but it uh yeah it's just it's i guess it's just the ebbs and flows of like life in this game and it's stressful and i think a lot of it you know we get shown so much and

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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We're making bogeys and birdies, but we have a teammate that's going through it as well, and they don't have near as much control over if I'm doing well. He could have the best week of his career as far as just saying the right things and doing everything right, but if I'm not executing... it doesn't reflect well on him.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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And, uh, you know, I, that's, it's a tough job and, um, but it does, it just sucks. But, um, like I said, it's, I'm proud and happy that he spoke up when, when he felt that, because, um, you know, you don't want to, like I said, drag someone and ruin a relationship for, I mean, it's been 28 years I've known him. So, um, now we can just go back to being boys playing golf at home. Um,

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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And I still want to beat his ass when we play at home. So nothing's really changed too much. I just might see him a little bit less.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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Yeah, honestly, that would actually have been pretty awesome. He actually caddied the weekend at the Players, and I had to see it on TV. Like, I caught you, bitch.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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I have not. There was a great AWL contingent last week in San Antonio, and I heard some spicy meatballs, and I keep waiting for him to ask me, but I'm going to wait for him to ask before I bring it up. This week won't be a good one for him to know because I don't think anyone's got the guts to yell here. Yeah.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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But next week is the two-year anniversary of that lady calling me a pervert and Joe wanted to lose his mind. That's when he started his hiatus against you guys. So I think we might have some explaining next week, but I'm waiting for him to ask.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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Yeah, it's kind of messed up because since it wasn't, obviously, like I said, my idea, I hadn't really thought about it at all. I called, uh, I thought about it for a while. It's kind of a weird time of year. Cause like this doesn't, um, it's not, you know, sometimes in the off season, there's like a, always seems to be like a mass exodus and there's some shifts going on. Uh, but I called a bones.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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Who's like one of the greatest caddies, if not the greatest caddy of all time, uh, legend, one bunch of majors and all that. And I called him for advice. I was like, what, what do you think I should do? Who should I hire? And he mentioned, uh, my caddies, uh, Bill Harkey and, He's like, I think you should call Bill.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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And I've actually had Bill filled in for Joe once when Joe had something going on a year or two ago. And it just had slipped my mind. So it was like perfect advice. So I gave Bill a call. Fortunately, he was free. And yeah, last week obviously didn't go great with the actual scores. But I thought the vibe was really good. We got along. It's tough because he's a Bay Area guy.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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So he likes the Giants and the Warriors. So that's like a bit of a... of a clash, but it does give me a reason to like talk shit to him. And I think I am at my best when I'm talking shit. So I need, I need my teams to keep being good and the giants to keep sucking. Although they're kind of good this year. And I think that might, that might, that might be like the catalyst.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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No, no. He DM me, Matt. What'd he say? remember uh i think i'd text you big cat he dm me he goes hey matt i would love to catty for you sometime and i texted you something about dairy text and messaged me and you're like oh i did tell him that uh you go by matt nice guy funny guy i don't think we would uh we would work too well together he he seems uh He seems like a liability. Yes.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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I don't know. I think any question you have, Jerry would find out within the first day on Monday.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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I've changed damn near everything. Yeah, it's been chaotic. Clubs, coach, trainer, caddy, clothes.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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I kept my beard. Somebody told me to shave, go back to the mustache. They thought that might fix it, but I just thought that that was just too much. That would be one change too many.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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Exactly. I feel like that's dying down, and I just can't. i can't make although although when that was going on i was playing pretty fucking well so yeah listen i don't want to bring it back but it just yeah i mean if you want it's like i sacrificed it and it was it went it went wrong yeah if it listen we we can hit the nuclear code but we're not going to but you just tell us if

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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you give us the word i think i need that pressure on me to play well without having to hit that button because i don't want that at all yes but like just maybe i need to know that if that if it comes to it like we might need to do it maybe that will motivate me better than just supporting my family and eating food yeah we're happy to threaten you with that as much as you need

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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just just know that we might do it we might go like hank might go rogue and be like okay it's time to let's go back to the old us let's go i gotta i gotta tell y'all a story uh i don't think i've told you guys i think it was last year at bay hill is the tournament it's arnold palmer's tournament and every year we get there i'm always like reminded from his stories how good he was with the fans and sometimes you know i can get my head down i hope i haven't told you guys this already and uh so i was like you know what i'm gonna do better i'm gonna you know

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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be more open, you know, when I'm playing and whatever. And on Wednesday I'm signing autographs, walk into, uh, between holes. And this, this older guy comes up, he goes, Hey, do you mind signing something for my son? And I, you typically don't personalize stuff because one, you can just write their name on it and they will never know it wasn't me. Um, but he asked me to do it.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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I was like, you know what? I'm going to turn a new leaf. So I said, yeah, what's your son's name? And he says, whatever. And I write dear him. And then his dad's like, yeah, can you just say, you know, happy birthday, so and so from your favorite pervert. And I'm like writing all this as I go. And I get to that and I just stopped. I'm like, here you go, man.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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Did you hear what you just said to an adult? And I just like had to leave. I was like, that shows you why you don't. You don't. Turn new leads. You just keep it the same.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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Yeah. The change actually hasn't, it's just been the swing changes and like, it's complicated, um, like to explain because, I mean, people think I'm crazy. I think my wife thinks I'm nuts, but it feels incredible. Um, like it, it, it's feel, it's felt better and better every week. There's little things in like tournaments that it's just, I don't trust things.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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And like, I have new misses and, you know, golf is, you know, the cliche is it's a game of misses. So you kind of play off, like, you know, I typically always miss the ball, right? Like my whole career. And Now it's been less of that, but I have like this, it's like a subconscious fear of right. So it's like trying to just get comfy.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

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But like, I literally, I just played the front nine at Augusta about three hours ago. I had the craziest day ever. I shot like seven under nine holes. I know it's, I know it's in there, but I've been doing that a decent amount. Uh, just in practice, like last week, my practice Monday to Wednesday was a joke. And then I go out there and I'm four over through four. in the tournament when it matters.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4265.705

So all this to be said, it does feel good, but I mean, obviously it's got to show up when it actually matters at some point, but it's not for lack of effort. And I don't mind, you know, talking about it and being vulnerable, vulnerable about it. Cause I do know that, you know, some people like to just play cool and, you know, Just avoid it. But I do think that you owe stuff to the fans at times.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4289.691

And I've been really lucky to have some pretty awesome support from everybody, especially, you know, through you guys and the AWL. So I don't, I mean, it doesn't like hurt me to talk about what I'm going through. I know I'm trying my ass off. to not suck. And, uh, I do think that's important, but it does suck to suck. So at some point, hopefully this flips around, hopefully this week.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4310.906

Um, I didn't necessarily prove I could win as you always ask, uh, about the sermon, but I can sure shit get third.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4338.743

of a problem when you know that you can do it in practice and then it's maybe not showing up versus like if you just sucked in practice too yeah that would probably be like holy shit do i just suck at golf now that was that was kind of the whole thing of last year like pretty much after augusta right after may like every week my practice wasn't very good i wasn't playing well at home and it felt like when i got to the start of the round on thursday like i i was

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4364.696

if it didn't go well, like I kind of knew it wasn't going to, because I just like didn't really feel good about it. I could piece some things together here and there, but it wasn't good. And then kind of early this year through like the middle of January, it felt similar where it just was like, it just didn't feel great. And then it clicked around, it clicked at the waste management in Phoenix.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4384.073

Again, I, I grasp this all sounds crazy because I've missed all these cuts since, but I started to feel good. And when I was home, it felt good. And some practice rounds were really good and like definitely haven't felt like that. It's more frustrating, I guess, in a way, because when I do go to Thursday, I'm like super jazzed to play. And then I bogey the first few and I'm in the same exact spot.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4407.44

But I see the light at the end of the tunnel. I just think the tunnel is like really, really long, like way too long.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4466.523

I've rarely done the latter. I've had some like surprisingly good rounds after having terrible warm up sessions, but like arranged sessions, but never like the best round. I also have, you know, had the best range sessions of my life and then gone out and laid an egg. So I'm not a good one to like. Based that off of, I do know there's some guys, I've seen Justin Thomas do it.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4491.117

I remember he walked off a range in Chicago like four or five years ago at the BMW. And I went to go say hi to him and he was white as a ghost. And I was like, man, that must have been a bad warmup. And then he went out and shot something like 62. And I texted him like a couple of days after I was like, what the hell dude? Like, you look like you were going to cry.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4510.747

He goes, that was the worst warmup I've ever had in my life. And he ended up winning the golf tournament. I'm not quite like, I can't, I haven't quite done that one yet. So, um, definitely like I need in a way, some kind of good juju as the, uh, warmup goes, but I've seen some guys hit some awful golf shots and you go out and you think to yourself, oh, he's good.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4529.351

He doesn't have, and you look at the leaderboard and he'll be right near the top. So

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4558.696

I'll take maybe three out of four. Each club would be good. I should, maybe that's what I should do. PFT is hit each, every one of my golf clubs on the brain and just start eliminating the ones that aren't working.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4569.403

Um, I, yeah, I'm, I'm more like, I, I run through a little bit of technique stuff, but then I, I try to just like, I work my way up towards driver, but I, I try to hit, you know,

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4579.204

left to right straight right to left and part of it is to like get them clean and better but also part of it is like if one of those shots feels like uh try to like avoid it when i'm out on the course and then you know fix it fix it in post for your guys world um but yeah so it's just like kind of somebody once said it you're just kind of getting the the engine running like don't look too much into it uh try to take some away from it but like

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4605.592

Like you said, there's days where like my driver feels bad on the range and I'll go out on the course and strike the first few and it doesn't matter. So I think not attaching yourself too much to the range session is probably the key, although I'm not the greatest at that.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4732.186

I still don't get that. I don't really know what that is. Yeah. I'm okay with that too.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4752.945

I mean, I do get that on the pod. That one's... I think PFT, you said, is the boy who cried wolf.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4800.695

I can't, I can't live in a world where they're, they're good at football and basketball. It's, it's painful. Yeah.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4823.565

You know how nice it is to have someone come up to me or, or text me a video and be like, Look at this video and me not have to lie and be like, oh, wow, so funny. I didn't totally didn't see that three days ago before I even opened it. Like it's got embarrassing at some point. My wife and I talk about the videos now. She'll never believe this. And I'm like, no, you're right.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4844.678

I would not have ever known that instead of lying and being like, oh, no, I didn't. I saw that whilst driving. Yeah.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4856.923

Yeah. And it always takes 30 seconds. Whoever the new Rizzler becomes at some point, I want to meet somebody who has to explain that. OK.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4871.83

It's a, you, you can't, it's a, it's a no win. And then if you start to talk about how his dad's not the Costco guy, you always have to have that conversation too.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4916.02

Good question. That is a great question. That was way more serious than I thought. That's awesome. That is awesome. There's a saying when it's breezy, swing easy. So just employ that no matter if it's not windy at all. Does any of this have to do with the fact that PFT bombs it by you and then you felt for a while like you needed to have an ego?

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

4991.698

Yeah. Yeah. I've been trying to do that. Like, like when I hit a really good shot, I'll just sit there and be, and look around at my team and be like, let's just soak that one in.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

5003.769

Yeah. I do miss that. Hank, I think you're on the right track though. I respect that. You've come to that. That, that is how I would say the, that's the road to good is to eliminate the big mistakes by not over swinging.

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Max Homa, Shane Bacon Previewing The Masters, Florida Wins The National Championship, Pardon Your Take And White Lotus Finale

5031.963

I'm 100% getting back. I have one more tournament after next week, and I will be back. Two of my buddies are coming this week, and they're, like, my crew. I play with Josh and Steven and Zach. And Josh, he's never come here before, and he texts me. He goes, dude, is it cool if I bring the Xbox and we game in the living room? And I'm like, no, dude, that's, like, straight-up not cool. Like,

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

2308.226

Hot seat. Yeah. I mean, you said we have the gym now. We also have an in-house golf instructor. So I was thinking about it earlier and everything. Everything's come together in this office.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

2346.055

Listen, people online hate it. There's no perfect golf swing. Tiger Woods could post a swing, and people online would be like, blah. But you just got to do what works for you, and that swing works for you. Okay. Even though it's a drill. I haven't seen it yet. He got told to do a drill, and he just had all the pieces in my swing.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

2379.068

But yeah, if you were thinking about, you know, maybe moving to North Korea, you heard some good things. I don't think you might want to rethink it because North Korea has banned eating hot dogs.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

2389.834

Yeah. Cooking and selling hot dogs as part of a crackdown on Western culture, infiltrating the hermit kingdom.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

2441.328

Yeah, that's my hot seat. My cool throne is WWE. Yeah. They are on Netflix now. I'm not a WWE guy. I think you guys are more wrestling people when you were younger. I was not, but... I mean, Netflix is the answer. Getting anything on Netflix. I went on Netflix last night to watch something else, and I saw WWE. I was like, I'll watch this for a little bit. That's never happened.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

2461.896

I've been on TV a million times. I've scrolled past it, never watched it, but it was like, open Netflix, WWE. I was like, oh, what's this about? And I realized... They just own everything. Yeah. They own our eyeballs. But it's got to be great for WWE.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

2488.198

The panel? The promo. Yeah. A couple of great promos. Cody Rhodes, I think. The Rock. I don't know.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

2537.785

Did he just get bought out? FCC, yeah. Or the FBI. Dana White showed up to his house and fucking beat him up.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

632.622

Anyone to the Bears would be a disaster. That's the reality. I think he's a good coach. A coordinator is not a proven good head coach. There's been many examples of stud offensive coordinators not working on his head coaches. Mike McCarthy has at least proven himself as a head coach. You have a better chance with Mike McCarthy than Ben Johnson. I'm not even joking about that.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

653.05

and no matter what makes it funny but yeah i think i think honestly if i really want to see your pain ben johnson would be more painful because you'd get so much higher up and then when he sucked you i'm never gonna i'm never getting higher than six out of ten but that's a lie if you got ben johnson if i really wanted to take glee in your pain i would root for ron rivera to the bears but i'm not and i'm rooting for mike but you would also love that no i actually i don't think that i would

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

753.362

I think Tom Brady and Mr. Kraft have a good relationship. So I don't think it would give him that much joy. There's not bad blood.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

7649.799

If I lost that bet, I would be at so many bachelorette parties. That's the thing about me. Yeah, you would. That's the thing about Hank. That's the thing about me.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

7758.943

All right. Hey, guys and chicks. Speaking of pronunciation, this actually kind of plays into it. We also got a note about this. K-E-T-O.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

776.711

I would take Mike McCarthy. Proven winner. I... Don't know a lot of ball, but I would rather take a proven head coach than an unproven coordinator. You are rolling the dice a little bit.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

7770.583

Keto. Keto. That's the correct pronunciation. Okay. Fun fact. Okay. My boyfriend decided he was going on a keto diet to start the new year. I always thought it was keto, too. Ketosis.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

7787.364

My boyfriend decided he was going on a keto diet to start the new year. I thought he was kidding, but when I came home from work the other day, he filled almost the entire fridge and freezer with meat. Like a fridge almost entirely of fish, beef, and chicken. He's not crazy chunky, and I never said he had to lose weight. I actually like the little plump. Oh, that's mean.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

7805.497

But he's fully doing this, and it's kind of annoying. Probably piss smells bad, too, right? Am I a bad girlfriend if I tell him to stop because I don't want our entire fridge and freezer filled with meat? Do I let him go for this? I'm thinking this resolution will end soon anyways. That's the answer.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

7897.988

And sugar. And sugar, which is a carb. But I'm not eating candy. But you're right. Grapes, when I found out grapes were carbs, blew my mind. Yeah.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

7907.213

did yeah uh hey guys my husband is a huge baltimore sports fan we are expecting our first child and he is adamant on naming the boy jackson well i do love the name jackson he wants to name the middle he wants to name the middle name either lamar or holiday is enough enough or do i bend the knee has his sports fandom gone too far to run for the hills you gotta go holiday i mean that's because you cover both or does that then take away the lamar

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

8090.874

All right, we'll end with a part in your take. Hey, boys, new take. Why hasn't anyone tried to block a field goal at the crossbar? Obviously, it would have to be a long field goal so the kick has a chance of landing short, but I feel like there's enough there to at least give it a try. The Lions could have tried against the Ravens back when Tucker kicked the 66-yarder.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

8111.998

The crossbar is 10 feet above the ground, and anyone who can dunk could give it a shot. What do you guys think? Much love. Go Hawks.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

8129.729

I don't know if there's goaltending. What's the difference between five inches and 50 yards?

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

8141.374

I'm guessing you can't put your hand on the crossbar, but if you're just straight up jumping up.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

839.229

Remove the Redskins, and then let's do it again. Huh? Remove the entire Redskins coaching tree. Okay. Like, you just named one organization, and that's just because the Redskins are— We build coaches. I just said Matt LaFleur.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

871.789

I'm basically just talking specifically about McDaniels. I obviously have a Patriots bias, but that is how I see it.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

1181.138

That's what's going to happen. If Wentz went in, he would have cooked.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

1368.386

Not exactly. We got a third and we got a fifth back as well.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

1385.617

But you just said you swapped a fourth and a fifth. We swapped a third and a fifth.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

1397.863

Correct. And you added a fourth. And we added a fourth. To the Lattimore.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

1453.668

But we also got one of your fifths. Yeah. So it's Jahan Dotson and a fourth because it was the same trade plus a fourth. Okay. So it's Jahan Dotson and a fourth.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

2061.348

Yeah. What do you do about DJ Moore going forward? I would trade him. How can him and Caleb play in the future?

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

2098.39

Where something is up. Each one you can look over individually, but all of them together means that there's got to be something up.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

2192.828

Yeah, I mean, Cooper, this has to be a spanking. It has to be.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

2203.875

Yeah, I know. For 60 minutes. At Jerry World, it will still always scare me a little bit.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

2217.961

I'm hoping that we spank. I'm hoping that we spank. I'm confident that we spank. You gotta spank. AJ Brown, good news from the MRI. What's the good news? No structural damage. Looks like just a bruise.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

2424.127

Cool. I mean, yeah, sure. I feel like they were like, yeah, he'll probably be back after the next three games, so let's just suspend him for the next three games. Are you sure about that?

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

2442.645

We've never talked about the NBA this much. We've never talked about the NBA this much this early in the season.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

2453.69

Oh, no, you guys are 1-5. We haven't talked about the Bucs for a second.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

2513.223

But if they don't have their own pick, why would the Bucs trade Giannis?

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3148.953

And then they play next year with the new Big Ten. They don't play Ohio State again for another four years.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3163.482

I mean, he's got to catch that ball. Trey Wallace has got to catch that ball.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3173.442

And also the end of the game. Yeah, I mean, that was the worst.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3206.773

Just fucking snap it to him at least once. And then you run it three times. You get it to the one, and then you decide to pass. If you're going to pass, pass on one of the earlier... I know.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3234.247

Well, that's what they did in the goal line play. They did it three times in a row. They had the linemen come in motion three times in a row for no reason.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3267.205

And then Ohio State has a bunch of backup offensive linemen. They have the ball on their own one with four minutes to go, and then they just run for seven yards a carry every single time to ice the game.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3303.396

There's no other option. That's what everyone keeps saying is that it's frustrating. He is a good football coach. He puts them in a good position in the college football landscape that most teams would like to be in. but he'll never get to that eight year. He'll never get to the eight year.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3342.62

Yeah, I mean, I think Kurt Cignetti is probably going to get any job in the country.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3350.505

He's old. I think he'll stay maybe for a couple of years, but someone offers him. He's going to get like a billion dollars.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3398.981

The way the schedule works out, they very well could have a home playoff game. Which would be awesome. Whiteout? No. Noon? The whiteout's this weekend.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3415.987

You've got to double whiteout. I don't know if you can double whiteout.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3420.828

They do do double renegade. If so facto, if you can do double renegade, you should be able to do double whiteout.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3448.362

Yeah, top eight seeds. They'll be like eight or nine. They'll play like Tennessee and get smoked.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3478.211

Thank you, thank you. Best case scenario would be playing, like, BYU.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3495.94

Well, they don't even need to win out, right? They just need to win the Big 12. Yes. Well...

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3572.225

I mean, it shouldn't be the same as getting people to go to Columbus as it is getting people to go to Happy Valley. Just Ohio State pays more money and is better at it.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3585.035

I never buy that anyway. Yeah. I don't really buy that. Like, Penn State is an awesome college town. Yeah. And, like, a great place for college kids to have a great time.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3761.817

Well, some guy was chirping at him, and then he asked, what's your name? And then the kid ran away. Smart move. Which I don't blame the kid for running away.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3803.203

See, no, I'm the opposite. I think that what Sirianni did was worse than what Franklin did.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

3820.86

Not when it's a win against the Browns where he barely squeaked away with that win.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

414.247

I agree. But what if he doesn't answer? Is that what you... I think that makes him... That might make him even more president.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

4143.312

We look good last night, kind of, in the second half.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

4370.322

Yeah, no, I'd like to walk that take. Yeah, there we go. I think he's going to get a stupid amount of money.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

4376.749

But the fact that the way he's going about it just means that he doesn't give a fuck who's giving him this money.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

4402.395

I took a wager on the DraftKings sportsbook of any other team. I feel like if there was ever any other team, it would be this one because it could be anyone. The Phillies were in the any other team, but there's also plenty.

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4429.545

Okay, it's the Yankees, the Mets, the Dodgers, the Cubs, the Blue Jays, the Nationals, the Giants, the Red Sox, the Mariners, the Padres, the Tigers, and then any other team. I don't know about that, Max. Well, the Phillies are in any other team, so that's why.

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7139.165

Yeah. I'm on memes' side. Memes went up to Jack McCarthy, screamed in his face, do you want to go? You want one? I don't know how much closer it can get to fighting.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

7283.188

He started rooting for the Jags. He was doing the first down for the Jaguars. For no reason.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

7374.096

He says that about me often. Whenever I start to get angry, because it's the Philly.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

7437.415

I feel like that's about as safe as you can say. One of the most? You just want someone else to get Taylor Swift blowback.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

1061.695

I need him to have more sex, though. He's only had sex. I want him to like... Is that a bong? Yeah, you want Howie Rose to end the fall. I want Howie Rose. Yeah, you want him to fall. But it's a metaphor.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

1125.109

nfl's legal tampering period aka free agency is one week away you know what i hereby declare legal tampering open i will not i will look the other way if anyone wants to tamper right now yeah do you think aj brown's gonna stay at philadelphia eagle oh is that a question i the this is going off of the patriots reached out to see if aj brown was available

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1153.985

I don't know. I saw an aggregator tweet about this, which seems like a big nothing.

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1709.854

I still don't think he would have to be the best corner and the best receiver in the league. Yeah. I'm sure he's not the best pitcher, but he's up there. He's up there.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

1730.085

He would be an all-pro, and if MLB had all-pro like the NFL does, he would be an all-pro in both. Correct.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

1767.33

I also don't think Hank actually believes what he's arguing. He just wants to be the other side of the argument, which is a good role to have. No, no, no. I don't think you actually believe it.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

1813.123

What is that? Oh, okay, now Hank's losing. Now Hank's losing. Go back to the Heisman.

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1925.948

dog dog life is tough yeah dog life is Max said reality just hit him that he he got a dog it's cute and then you gotta you gotta train the dog and live with the dog there's a lot that goes into it and think about the dog I love my dog it's been I've been I've been single dog parent this week and I and it's just sucks oh no I've just been going back and forth from the office oh no honestly it has me on edge I'm yelling at everybody today oh no I'm yelling at everybody today

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2078.498

What are you going to say? Yeah. I've been yelling. I just got to stop yelling at people.

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2384.324

I got to step my game up. Yeah. Sorry, I respect women. Do you? Sounds like you don't. Yeah, sounds like you don't. No, you guys look at those sexual objects.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

7304.205

Next year. We're not good with anniversaries. We're going to the 10th year.

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7313.168

No, I did not say just pass it. We did technically miss our nine-year. I did not say just pass it.

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7495.111

Yeah. Probably an accurate answer there. So here, the real answer is we had it set up twice. We got rained out twice. We were working on rescheduling for a third time. And then I broke my foot. And now the college baseball season has started.

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7518.409

And maybe independent. Yeah, independent. Yeah, independent is probably.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

7532.062

Yes. It was going to be the Vols. Who won a national championship last year. I think they're currently undefeated.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

7544.31

And then I broke my foot. The breaking of the foot was the real...

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

7550.157

But then I won a Super Bowl. Yep. And now I'm basically healthy.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

7557.322

I'm technically not supposed to run or jump for another two weeks.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

845.792

James Bradbury, I don't think, was active for a single game this year.

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850.677

Super Bowl champion, though. Gets a ring. And he was a good vet in the locker room, apparently. He did all the right things. He was never upset about it. So shout out James Bradbury. But Saquon deserved it. I also think how he's doing. There's got to be some cap. He's up to something? Yeah. Restructuring? I think that had to have been part of it. Howie had a great quote.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

873.137

Howie just moves money back all the time. So I think somehow he probably restructured it that he's getting more money. Miles Garrett? With the extension.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

905.342

The Browns had always had the lead. I was saying other than the Browns.

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911.426

He's probably just going to stay with the Browns. The Browns are probably going to be like, Miles Garrett's the best player in the league.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

1524.377

Super Bowl halftime. He's having a hell of a week. The whole crowd sang A minor when they played this song.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

1641.829

It was so funny. I was scared. He's done merch collabs with us.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

1649.335

I was nervous. I was expecting to see him. We were standing right... It started off, I just stared at him. And then I think he saw me staring at him. I was like, this is awkward. And you got to your red eyes still. I just got scared and went behind this little pillar.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

1665.575

I don't know. So what'd you think when you saw him? He looked strong. Yeah?

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

1674.174

Yeah, and he was walking well. Yeah, I analyzed the gait. He was walking strong.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

1680.841

He's gonna fuck shit up on Sunday. Yeah. Wait. In a good way. That's not really... No, like, I came here to fuck shit up.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

1699.782

He can do both. And run the football. And run the football. He can do everything. And score the football.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

1716.472

I think I was having this conversation with Jerry. Does he have the best goatee in sports right now?

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1741.737

Yeah. It's football. Be better. Be better. That's all I have to say.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

1785.984

What if Carson Wentz has to play in this game this weekend?

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

1809.477

But Carson Wentz beating you in the Super Bowl would be.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

1829.435

Yeah, man. No, I was just thinking about it. You said Carson Wentz, and I was like, oh, yeah, Carson Wentz plays for the Chiefs.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

1873.706

Yeah, no, I hope that that doesn't happen. Sorry for interrupting you there.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

2258.21

Bag fumbler. Yeah. He had the $12.4 million deal with the Lakers and opted out and bet on himself and got a $1.something million deal.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

2309.47

End of the show, I was pretty. We did the end of the show this morning. Yeah. I was pretty hungover. You look great now. Right now, I feel good.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

2328.033

Yeah. All right. So hot seat. Kevin Durant might get traded. Oh. That was my hot seat.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

2337.357

That's never happened. No. They said that they're listening to the phone calls on Kevin Durant. Got it. And there's a bunch of guys that are doing that now. If the Warriors are trying to trade. The week of trade deadline week? Yeah. Yeah, I know. It was trade deadline week.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

2378.665

That's what people are saying. This is a novel concept. Paul George. Also, the Warriors are trying to trade for Paul George.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

2386.268

If Nico calls. And Caleb Martin also got traded. Didn't Paul George just sign? Get Caleb Martin out of the East. Fuck him. Yeah, what?

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

2394.111

Yeah, but they traded him. Oh, okay. Quentin Grimes. All right.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

2422.628

Everyone said he got fleeced. Quentin Grimes is younger and better than Caleb Martin. That's the big fleecing that they're talking about. Salt the killer, true. Yeah, cool throne us. Hank is right, because we're not what you are right now. Wrong. Cool throne. Giants. Jameis to the Giants, according to Saquon. Yeah. That's it. Done. Finito.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

356.85

Hand grenades. Fun. Love this place. You're just locked in. Yeah, I'm trying to win a Super Bowl. That's all I'm thinking about.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

366.395

Yeah, I'm just here to win a Super Bowl. No, I said I had fun on Bourbon Street, but it's Super Bowl.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

4269.206

Every single person could say that they were bested by Patrick Mahomes.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

4309.699

So Sunday night, we will fight, and the Philadelphia Eagles will return as Super Bowl champs. Let me get

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

4370.224

Yeah, no, no. This week is a work week. This week is a week to win the Super Bowl. Business trip. It's a business trip, but like... Sunday is the business trip.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

4397.282

Yes. I have two questions, actually. First question. You've been mentioning him a little bit today. I've been wondering this. What makes Coach Stoutland the best offensive line coach in the NFL? Because I feel like he's getting these guys and he's resurrecting careers here in Philly that other teams just aren't doing.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

4463.68

All right, second question. How does Brandon Graham look in practice?

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

4483.052

Let's go. I love that. I love that. You got a feeling.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

555.375

What are you talking about? I'm still playing this year.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

562.265

Well, I mean, that's what people are saying, but I'm worried about this year. I'll let you worry about next year.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8064.375

What was the last one I did? No, no, you have to go with how you're feeling right now. Go vibes.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8109.316

I feel great. I feel great. I'm ready to go. I'm ready for Sunday. Lane. It's only Tuesday. We haven't interviewed Lane yet, but I'm sure he was great. I'm sure he was dialed.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8352.505

I don't know. It was some conspiracy theory, so I was looking at Hank and doing this.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

841.85

You're worried about the Super Bowl. Say you're worried about the Super Bowl. Yeah, no, he's just upset.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8531.779

So I'm a pirate in this scenario? No, you're the spokesperson.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8569.782

Big Dom was for sure being set free. Yeah, he'll get vengeance. Yeah, yeah. He will find those pirates. That was the only thing I knew. I couldn't figure out the other two.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8584.301

I think... This is good podcasting. I don't know. I don't want to answer this question. They're my guys. I love all those guys. You have to answer the question. I love all those guys. You have to answer the question.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8596.643

Yeah. So I have to kill one? Yes. No, you're not killing them. You're telling the pirates to execute them. But the pirates... That doesn't necessarily... They could beat the pirates. Sure. I think Nick Foles is such a winner, he would just beat the Pirates.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8630.339

I didn't execute him. It was, I mean, he beat Tom Brady. That's true. You would have said the same thing about that.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8642.446

I didn't execute him. I said I believe in him to be a winner. Okay.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8703.908

It'll change everything. It would change everything.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8708.411

It's the same. No, it's worse. It's way worse. Why is it worse? It's just the same thing.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8714.875

I'm already looked at as second place guy. Yeah, it reaffirms. Yeah, that's it.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8724.412

Add another one to the tally. I think you're underestimating how bad it will be. It's going to be really bad.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8737.36

I hope you win for my sake. Yeah. Bad. No, it'll just be the same song and dance.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8755.714

What? I wouldn't. Hank is my brother in birds. Okay.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8762.655

Way to use your words there, Max. I was going to say brother in arms, and I don't know. Brother in birds.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8777.819

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And you'll be screaming. I'm going to be angry no matter what.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8839.317

No, this is Memes week. No, we've upgraded from Eagles week to Max week. Oh, okay. Max week.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8855.201

I'm thinking of players on the Eagles. Come on, Memes. You're not going to get it, so it doesn't matter. What's your guess? All right, 77.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

1635.661

Blumman tweeted 24 minutes ago, oh, no, Magnus, and it's a new video.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

1906.761

Blutman left, but I do have him on the phone right now, and he is giving an explanation. All right, tell us, Blutman. Explain what happened today. You're live to tape on part of my take.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

1929.698

Oh, we may have lost him. Yeah, we lost him. I mean, I told him that... He was going up so many stairs. The fact that he went in the elevator when I told him that he was about to come on is...

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

1941.621

Yeah. Well, okay. He gave me the recap. Do you want me to give you the recap?

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

1949.623

Oh. And that's it. Yeah, there's a chess recap. He lost again today, and the guy that beat him also lost today.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

1970.891

See, these are the things that I wish he wasn't in the elevator.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

1984.256

Blutman. You got to do it. How did he lose? Is that the question? Yeah. Was it embarrassing? Was it embarrassing?

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

2031.002

No, Jukic lost today. So, yeah. Who's the GOAT now? So, yeah. Who's the GOAT of chess now?

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

2037.703

No. He still is. The GOATs lose sometimes. They're getting upset with you.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

2053.609

When was the last time he lost, Blotman? Wait, can you hear all this? The butthole guy.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

2059.251

No, it's the Queen's Gambit. Okay. When was the last time he lost?

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

2102.766

He's talking about the jeans. Yeah. Okay. All right. We're done with chess talk. Thank you, Bloodman.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

2932.472

Shout out, Joel. Yeah, no, it was a special day in the office yesterday.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

2935.992

It was a special day at the office. I felt like a very special boy. And someone sent you a drink at dinner because of it? I don't know if that was true, but I did get sent a drink.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

3036.767

I got a good feeling about the El Camino this summer. I got a really good feeling.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

309.761

He doesn't want to coach? He doesn't want to coach. Why not? He's retired. He's retired from coaching. I don't know how many times the guy has to say he's retired from coaching. Oh, man.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

569.699

Yeah, seriously. I'm just saying he doesn't want to coach anymore.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

597.182

From him, this happens every single time there's a coaching vacancy. Everyone screams Jay Wright. Has it ever happened?

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

8411.41

It's oftentimes way more dumb than what like yellow things was a big one last year.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

8595.252

I mean, PFT's guitar is just the answer. Yeah, it is. Or maybe flying. Plane flying.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

8682.973

You already killed J.O.C. You're killing Whitney, which works for this moment.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

8694.923

He's got to defeat me. For the record, I said it makes sense because he's mad at you right now.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

8855.433

It was all filmed, so technically you can go back and watch tape on what the man was saying, Mr. Eric.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

9076.776

But you think that you got it? I think I said 74. You got to know your number. I know. There's so many numbers. But you just have to remember the one that you said. No, but this is fair. He's saying that maybe 74.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

9091.762

What happens to memes if... Well, I mean, I've already gotten it.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

911.776

Some of your favorite players. I don't understand. It's crazy. He said he doesn't want to coach anymore.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

927.631

You don't want him to be happy. Right now he's happy. I want him to be happy. He's happy with his life. I want to be as happy as possible.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

945.816

What if it made him so happy? It wouldn't. It wouldn't. Like so happy. He would just come back to coach for Villanova.

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Finals Preview, NBA With Ryen Russillo, SCF With Keith Yandle, Thibs Fired Plus Listener FAQ’s

963.604

No, but then he wouldn't have to move. He'd have to move to New York. That's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. So far. So far. Yeah, no. Who would do that? So far. He posted a picture at a bar, at a nice little music bar in my hometown on Sunday. He's happy.

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NFL With Steve Smith, The Jameis Winston Experience, CFB With Brandon Walker And Listener Submitted Pardon Your Takes

2742.297

It is. It's loser talk. Are all those teams getting a bye this week? Like, Notre Dame is getting a bye. But it's not in the playoff. But what he's saying is, like, getting a bye for rest.

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NFL With Steve Smith, The Jameis Winston Experience, CFB With Brandon Walker And Listener Submitted Pardon Your Takes

2752.125

But they're getting that this week. A bye in the playoff. Penn State, who is currently ranked higher than Notre Dame, could play themselves out of that five seed. Just because they lose to the number one team in the country?

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NFL With Steve Smith, The Jameis Winston Experience, CFB With Brandon Walker And Listener Submitted Pardon Your Takes

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Did you also just out yourself as being biased towards Ash and Jenny over Travis Hunter?

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NFL With Steve Smith, The Jameis Winston Experience, CFB With Brandon Walker And Listener Submitted Pardon Your Takes

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The guy you're referring to doesn't even play single games anymore, so I don't even understand his pitch. He doesn't play backs? Oh, Kawhi? He doesn't play backs, let alone back-to-backs?

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No, I'm going to keep doing my picks, but I'm just so bad at it. What an endorsement.

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There has to become a point where we stop talking about the Sixers every week.

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We're talking about the NBA cop. And then named Ben Simmons and Joel Embiid.

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NFL With Steve Smith, The Jameis Winston Experience, CFB With Brandon Walker And Listener Submitted Pardon Your Takes

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Nick Sirianni's brain. Fuck that guy. No, Sirianni's all the way back. Oh. All the way back.

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NFL With Steve Smith, The Jameis Winston Experience, CFB With Brandon Walker And Listener Submitted Pardon Your Takes

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I don't know what to tell you. What did you watch? I caught up on some shows. What shows?

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NFL With Steve Smith, The Jameis Winston Experience, CFB With Brandon Walker And Listener Submitted Pardon Your Takes

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Below Deck. You watched a lady show. No, I watched Silo. I watched two episodes of Silo, made a nice chicken chili.

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NFL With Steve Smith, The Jameis Winston Experience, CFB With Brandon Walker And Listener Submitted Pardon Your Takes

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It's Broncos. He's a winner. He's thinking about winning. These teams have nothing to do with the Eagles. If the Lions were playing, I would be watching.

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Listen, I'm happy that Jameis entertained the people. I'll tell you that.

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Yeah, Derrick Henry also has 60 pounds on him. Okay. And he lifted him off his feet. Formed tackle. They should put that in textbooks.

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NFL With Steve Smith, The Jameis Winston Experience, CFB With Brandon Walker And Listener Submitted Pardon Your Takes

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I think we've made this abundantly clear that MVPs don't matter on this show.

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NFL With Steve Smith, The Jameis Winston Experience, CFB With Brandon Walker And Listener Submitted Pardon Your Takes

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Yeah, no, I have ADD, and I think it was a dirty hit, and then the fight was bad.

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And neither of those teams really affect the Eagles, so that's what I got for this.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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rumors on the street are that kellen moore might be the next coach of the saints how do you feel about that will the saints get a coach i don't know he interviewed for that a while ago it is alarming that they haven't hired somebody new yet i was hoping that mike mccarthy what alarming yeah oh did they do i didn't even know they did a second interview with him

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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No, I mean, we lose our coordinator. Jalen Hurst has had eight different coordinators since he's been in the league. And I feel like he's only been in the league for like five years. So that would suck. But, you know, you got to worry about winning right now. That's the only thing that matters.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Last year, Dolphins faced Mahomes. They lost that game, but the Chiefs only scored 14 points, and Mahomes threw for 180 yards in that game.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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I know, but, you know, context. I'm adding more context to your stat, context stat.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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I was looking up – during that whole Bills talk, I was looking up anti-stats.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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No, there was a couple others, but that was the most recent one, so that's why I used that one.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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There was another clip that was going around Eagles Twitter. It was like Chris Canty. He got caught in a lie about talking about Jalen Hurts. And his producer, like, stepped in in the middle of it and corrected him. And, like, awful announcing. It was like, wow, one of the craziest things I've ever seen on ESPN. Someone's producer coming in and correcting the host. Damn. Imagine, like...

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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I think he was just like, I think he was like, I had Jalen Hurts top 10 before the year. And his producer was like, yeah, but you also said he was not top 10 during the year. I was like, this is my guy.

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But the fact that Alfonso was like, I've never seen anything like this.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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okay yeah that's not good put that on a quote card it's okay max's thoughts on the eagles wearing green it's okay yeah memes keep saying it's 21 jump street 22 jump street saying meaning it's the same movie oh no and i just keep saying it's rocky one rocky two all right but i don't know about i don't think right i don't think they wore the same stuff the same the same trunks in both of those movies but you guys are wearing the same trunks

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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You're wearing white. We are wearing the same trunks. I don't think in Rocky 1, Rocky 2, they're wearing the same trunks.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Was the one jumpsuit that you look like a bunny rabbit, was that in there?

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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That's the one I was really hoping is just right on top, the first thing he sees.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Yeah, I'm on the Kansas City, but I'm back on being mad at the media because now everyone's just saying, oh, the Eagles now get credit for beating a rookie quarterback. Oh, who said that?

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Oh, yeah, big-time list. Oh, Colin Coward said that the Eagles might not get in the red zone because the Chiefs' defense is so good. That's mega list.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Wasn't that the Stephen Che thing? He did a prediction for the whole league?

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Not really. Every other team in Philadelphia posted about the game. The Sixers went radio silent.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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The only reason is because people were going to every other team in Philly posted about it. The Water Dogs posted it. Shout out to Water Dogs.

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That's how you fight back. I didn't even think about that when I said that, but yep.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Feels like that's not... Well, the Sixers suck, although the Sixers did just beat the Cavs.

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I didn't know about it until other people were talking about it. And then although realistically, I think it's probably like the social media manager who was who was like, I'm just not going to post about this because I don't know if my boss.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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You were like, I'm done with your fucking stats. Your last big stat was that no quarterback is that long.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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I don't know where this – I'm not answering that question because it looks like you're trying to – Smart man.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Incorrect. Incorrect. We beat them in the regular season last year. I said in the Super Bowl.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Incredible. He went back for more. He could have just kept going, but he said he had to slow down to give him just one more punch.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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I mean, he's not playing anymore. Are you sure it wasn't just, he has a TV show. He has a late night show. He does?

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Yep, using game time. Congratulations, Max. Shout out game time. I love game time. Can't wait to be in New Orleans.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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I have this sick feature in my house that I didn't even know about. I didn't know for a year and a half. I got a glory hole in my shower.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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since i've turned 30 or since i've turned 29 i've just been like oh i'm 30 yeah but like once i was 28 i was like oh yeah i'm in my 20s but then once you turn 29 it's like oh yeah i'm in my 30s and then once you actually turn 30 it's like oh yeah i've been in this mindset for a year yep yeah yep it hits and you're like it's exactly the same but we're gonna yeah i think we're gonna i think it's gonna suck for like a week and then we're like you know what fuck it and also you can you can just be like i can't go i i'm not going out tonight i'm not getting drunk i'm i'm 40 i'm old yeah

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I know. It'll be great. It'll be awesome. It'll be the best. But it's not going to happen. God. It's just the same.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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He's a birds guy. It's a donation. It was a one and a half point spread. That's what I just keep telling myself. Then cash out, Hank. It's a one and a half point spread. Cash out and bet the Chiefs.

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yeah i'm very familiar with that place that's the thing it's not like it's going to be some something that i can't imagine i'm there i'm there like every 18 months so yes i i have thought about it and i know exactly what it's going to feel like and it's not going to be good okay

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Thanksgiving Special With Fred Smoot In Studio, CFB, Week 13 Picks And Preview, Kirk Cousins And PFT/Hank Rivalry Continues

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Thanksgiving Special With Fred Smoot In Studio, CFB, Week 13 Picks And Preview, Kirk Cousins And PFT/Hank Rivalry Continues

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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Well, you said you were hungry. You were like, I need that right now. Okay. What happened with the shot? The first one, he did not make it there. The second one.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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It was in a competitor's packaging, and I didn't want the competitor's packaging in there.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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I also accidentally, I did a first order, sent it to my apartment. We've all been there, huh?

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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I just wake up, listen to my dog cry, and then ask my girlfriend to take her out. She normally does it. And then I lay in bed until I have to go. And then I'll normally, my girlfriend will ask me to do something. And I'll be like, I have to go for work. And she's like, what have you been doing?

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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Well, Woj tweeted the bomb emoji, and then it got everyone excited, and then it was just St. Bonaventure.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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Yeah. But then it wouldn't matter. Yeah, if it's square, it's square. Yeah, if it's square, it doesn't matter. No, some of it would have to go up the headboard.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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What were you going to say, Max? Stance on the Mormons. What do you mean stance on the Mormons? They're still Mormons. They're Mormons. Yeah. No, the Mormons were upset that they weren't on one side.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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Some of them were happy. They were like, oh, this must mean that we're both football and basketball.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

943.698

It is kind of bullshit. I don't think any of them are. I think they're all caffeine free sodas.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

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Oldie's great. He's a great character. I want him to be a part of this show very much going forward. I just don't want him to take my job.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

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As bad as Howie Roseman wants him. That's my answer. Would you rather have the tush push or Miles Garrett? Miles Garrett, we would just sneak it.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

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I went down a black diamond. I fell. Would you go down another black diamond for Miles Garrett? Oh, yeah, for sure.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

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I would, yeah. I would go double. I would go double black diamond. Double black diamond?

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

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Yeah. Have you guys seen the newest child stars on the internet? No. The Maryland Foodie Boys? Oh, yes. I love those guys.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

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I've never had meat lovers. None of them liked pepperoni. They didn't like pepperoni? It was too spicy for them, but they have a food podcast. I love that.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

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One of the kids said that he hasn't had a different lunch since kindergarten. I assume he's probably in sixth grade. Yeah. It was peanut butter and jelly, yogurt, chips, fruit, and a juice box. I love that. He's had the same lunch every single day, but he has a food box.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

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You wanted me, after the Eagles fan was disrespectful to the women, you wanted me to go up to the women of Barstool and say something nice. Oh, yeah. Say something nice but respectful. But you just assumed everything was going to be sexual.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

303.474

Loser mentality. They're all a bunch of pussies. The Eagles are the best at it. They work on it a lot. They practice it a lot. They have the right guys to do it. I don't know why you would punish a team for just being better at one play than the rest of the league.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

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Meniscus sounds better. But who knows? This could be some groundbreaking. We've seen the meniscus surgery before. And he still gets hurt.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

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Yeah, how was the fitness vacation? Fitness vacation was good. Yeah? I'm pretty tired. Any yard sales?

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

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Oh, yeah. One time, there was at one point, I accidentally went down a black. Pause. Okay. I went down a black diamond. I fell almost immediately, and then I couldn't get my ski back on because the mountain was so steep, so I just went down stomach first like a penguin. The entire mountain. I was sledding on my stomach all the way down.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

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I was holding them, and then I dropped them because I was going so fast, and some nice fellow behind me got them for me and brought them down to the bottom of the mountain. How was the snow? It was okay. It was warm. It was like people were skiing with their shirts off. Not me. That's the best. It was like 50s. A little slushy. Good powder. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, it was fun. Cool. Love that for you.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

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Thank you for your service, Max. Good point, Max. Thank you. You're welcome. Are you worried about Oldie at all? Am I what? Worried about oldie. No, I don't know. Memes fucking out all the captions. He just kept saying new producer. And I had family members reaching out to me asking if I got replaced.

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NFL Draft With Todd McShay, Packers HC Matt LaFleur, Playoff Recaps In NHL/NBA + Listener Submitted FAQ's

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I think the only one that he said was Shea and Tatum are a wash, but everything else was...

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NFL Draft With Todd McShay, Packers HC Matt LaFleur, Playoff Recaps In NHL/NBA + Listener Submitted FAQ's

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Are you falling asleep? No, I'm good. That was an internal roll of the eyes from whatever is going on about this Eastern Conference bullshit. I didn't go in. I had the stomach bug. I was awake all night last night coming out of both ends. There's no worse feeling in the world than having a stomach bug.

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NFL Draft With Todd McShay, Packers HC Matt LaFleur, Playoff Recaps In NHL/NBA + Listener Submitted FAQ's

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No, yeah. I didn't shit my pants. I may have gotten a little bit of puke in my hair at one point because there was an emergency situation and my hair was down and I didn't have time to put it up. It's been a bad day. It's been a rough day. I've been in this exact position for the entirety of the day. I haven't eaten at all, which is nice.

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NFL Draft With Todd McShay, Packers HC Matt LaFleur, Playoff Recaps In NHL/NBA + Listener Submitted FAQ's

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I'm probably going to be skinny as fuck at the end of this. Yeah, you are.

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NFL Draft With Todd McShay, Packers HC Matt LaFleur, Playoff Recaps In NHL/NBA + Listener Submitted FAQ's

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I closed my eyes and was rolling them inside of my eye. Inside of your head? What do you disagree with? Do you even do that? I don't even remember what we were talking about.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

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Penn State should be good next year. I'm just saying, Michigan, Ohio State. I was looking at the best part of when a college season ends. You got to look at the way too early top 25 for next year.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

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Texas. Okay. Give us the top ten. Notre Dame, number four. Okay. Georgia, number five. Yeah. Oregon, six. Yeah. Clemson, seven. Yeah. LSU, eight. BYU, nine. And South Carolina, ten. I think you could just... According to ESPN.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

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Yes. I'm willing to let you say your piece. Yeah, you should. Hank, are you willing to? I'm willing to.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

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But I'm willing to say that I'm not holding you to your word on the 6 out of 10. You can say what you want.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

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No, I feel it more than I've ever felt any pressure before in my life. Do you think that we're adding to the pressure at all? I have thought about this a lot. The difference of my nerves going into this game because I work for this company and I work for this show. I think about it like if I was just a normal guy that was just an Eagles fan, lived in Philly. Butt crack showing. Butt crack showing.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

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I just noticed something. What? PFT, Hank called you a loser, and you said, shut up, Hank. You didn't say, shut the fuck up, Hank.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

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You might have half accepted the loser. The inflection of your voice was not an... It was, shut up, Hank. Shut the fuck up, Hank. Shut the fuck up, Hank, is a motto in your brain.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

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I'm just doing the wind horse fingers. Do you care to address what I just said? I wasn't listening. I wasn't listening. There you go.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

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No, yeah. Obviously, you and I are going into this game in two completely separate ways. modes of mind modes of mind modes of mind yeah word count yeah true word count I'm done I'm just thinking shut it down it would be if the Eagles lose this game my life is over if you lose this game you had a great season yeah this is the window this is the start of the window and we could shut your window

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

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Hank is... might actually be on your side. The way he says everything. Look, he's smiling. Are you Windhorsey? He's smiling. Are you Windhorsey? Look at him. Hank, everything that he says, there's a little word count.

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Yeah. There's been a lot of people saying that in his car. I also have a bet that we could do. We could do the winner goes to the Super Bowl and the loser doesn't. I don't understand why we have to do a bet for this game.

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Like, the pinky bet we do as, like, an extra... We don't do the pinky bet. I do it, and it's stupid. But as a collective, we, as in podcast... Yeah. But we're getting into a bet culture that we're just going to... We're going to fuck ourselves. Because...

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

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I would do cornrows. I don't want to do anything. He doesn't want to permanently change his hair. I don't want to permanently change my hair. Yeah, I've been doing it. This is my hair. The thing about hair is it grows. But if we shaved it, what? I permanently shaved my hair. You have a shaved head. False. Very false. You have short hair. Look at your head. Look at the side of your head.

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You also chose to do this. No, you actually said that. You said if the Celtics win a final, I will shave my head. You did.

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Yeah. Actually, false. I said that if the Sixers won the NBA Finals this year, I would shave my head. So, okay. Good point. So, yeah.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

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Those are good quarterbacks, Max. No, I'm fine with what he just said. I think that makes sense. He didn't say he's a... The rest of the media world right now is painting Jalen Hurts to be the worst quarterback in the NFL. I think he's good. There's never been a team that has more bulletin board material while also being the Super Bowl favorites in the Philadelphia Eagles.

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That was what, five years ago? I said loading. Loading. Did you just write this? I am a loser. How many times do I have to come on this fucking show and tell every person who's listening that I'm a fucking loser? Hank, just two weeks ago, you were just yelling at me because I was talking like a loser. You said the question like you wrote the question.

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NHL Playoffs With Paul Bissonnette, Chris Berman, Thunder Take Game 1, Jordon Is Engaged To Be Married, RG3 vs Ryan Clark + FAQ's

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The first time the Eagles were in. Well, not the first time, but the first Chiefs-Eagles Super Bowl.

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I believe all of them. There's not a video that I've ever watched that I thought was AI.

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Yeah. I don't understand why they keep saying player safety when no player's ever gotten hurt from the play.

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I actually think there might be a ticket up for Greer. I think I heard someone bailed in the Greer crew.

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Maybe if I was in, like, me and one other person, I've never, like, gotten to the bottom of it.

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These are still small. I'm looking at another picture of him eating buckets. It's another smaller bucket.

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You know, it's one day of a tough walk, and then, you know, you're fine. You're fine. Tape it up. They probably got better painkillers than me. He'll be fine.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Hey Pardon My Take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.

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When you sat down on that couch before we were recording, you were just like, I think Chargers' future is a good bet.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Okay. No, what we should talk about before we talk college football is that guy over there that's just not said a word for the whole show. He's just watching the chaos, loving the chaos, thinking maybe, maybe, maybe...

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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They'll forget the fact that the Jets fired their GM in the middle of the season, and this is now just – I mean, even for the Jets, everything that's happened, it's just – there's such a dumpster fire. Memes, Joe Douglas gets fired. Is this the thing that will fix everything?

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Well, I think you want to fire someone so that you can start your draft prep with someone who's actually going to be there to draft them. I guess.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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The Jets are just, I mean, is Aaron Rodgers just the coach at MGM right now? No, he's gone too. Fully. Fully, he's gone. Where's he going to go? Is he the Titans quarterback? Titans would be a good fit for him. Oh, that would be fun. Because he could win the AFC South maybe. Maybe. Probably not.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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That's intriguing. I could see. And you know how this is going to work means, right?

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He'll be very good for at least one year. He's going to go, so if he goes to the Giants, he'll be awesome for a year, then it'll be over. But he'll have one year just to, because he basically will just have a chip on his shoulder. That's really what, if you break down what happened with Aaron Rodgers, I know everyone goes with the Achilles, and the Achilles obviously ended that season.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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The biggest reason that Aaron Rodgers didn't work in the Jets is because the Achilles took away his chip on his shoulder year. The guy is great when he has a chip on his shoulder. He had it from Green Bay. He got hurt. Couldn't play. The chip on the shoulder goes away. Now he's got a year where he doesn't have to prove anything. Next year is his chip on his shoulder year for the Jets.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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That's the people doing the Mike McCarthy to the Bears. You can't let that get to you. It's just a bad situation.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Memes were sitting at the table. I'm starting to see through Max's eyes, and it just feels good. Okay, go ahead. I saw Hank. He wanted to ask a question this entire time. It's my favorite part of it. I love what you add to everything. Go ahead.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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I mean, Memes, I've been to the playoffs. But, yeah, I mean, we're not – we've talked about it. It's – The same dysfunction happens in both places. They're a little bit different because the Jets do a... The Jets' dysfunction is more all in and then they fall on their face. The Bears' dysfunction is more, hey, let's hope we catch lightning in a bottle every now and then and then fuck it up.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Playoffs are overrated. Yeah. Well, Hank's not allowed to say that. No. Because losing sucks. Getting to the playoffs, getting your hopes up, and then losing is so much pain.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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All right, speaking of playoffs, should we talk some college football? Should we talk some college football? We have the rankings out. The rankings, I just had them in front of me, and then I just lost them. Here they are. It is right now the playoff bracket would be one seed Oregon, two seed Texas, three seed Miami, four seed Boise State because BYU just lost.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Then it would be home game for Ohio State against BYU, home game for Notre Dame against Alabama. That would be awesome. Home game for Penn State against Georgia and home game for Indiana versus Ole Miss. So... We're two weeks, three weeks, really, because we have the conference championships away from the first 12-team playoff bracket. I like how everyone's getting upset.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yeah, but this is also, remember, this is the rankings for the automatic qualifiers are one through four. Yeah. So they're ranked fine. You see what I'm saying? Boise is not ranked higher than Indiana right now. They just are the automatic qualifier.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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So if Indiana's ranked fifth, where else would you rank them? Penn State would be the only gripe you'd have, but... Yeah, I think Indiana's ranked fine right now. The problem with Indiana is that Greg Sankey made a call to all of media on Monday and had everyone in the media bash them when they have their big game coming up against Ohio State, and that makes no sense to me.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Indiana has not played anyone. Indiana's an awesome story. Indiana's an underdog story. I'm rooting for Indiana. Let them at least go play Ohio State before we say Indiana sucks. That was my problem. They have the game to play. They're going to play the game on Saturday. Let Indiana go play themselves.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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If they get killed, I have no problem if people want to say that Indiana with one loss shouldn't be in the playoff. I really won't if they get killed because they have not played anyone. But I want to see them play and compete, and I think they're going to do a good job staying in this game and maybe winning this game.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Wednesday, November 20th, and the Dallas Cowboys are deader than dead. It was already dead, but now it's really, really dead, and they're pathetic, and they shouldn't be on TV. But, oh, wait, we still have them on Monday Night Football that they can't flex because there's a Simpsons broadcast.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Right. And they played... They did... They played Clemson non-conference. They had to play all their tough games on the road. Georgia's the only one. But like... The big thing is, my big takeaway from this entire week is everyone, again, I think there was a coordinated hit against Indiana, which makes no sense to me because this is the last time they can say strength of schedule.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Their strength of schedule is about to get a lot better because they're going to play Ohio State this weekend in Columbus. Let them play on the field before we say they shouldn't be in. If they get smoked on Saturday, then I'm fine. They shouldn't be in. But let them actually play. Since when did we not like these underdog stories? Actually, I kind of know the answer to that.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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It's pretty much the minute the underdog takes the blue bloods away, which is what happens in all sports. We root for the underdog, and then if the blue blood gets squeezed out, we're like, no, we don't want this underdog anymore. Texas and Penn State have been hiding behind their resumes for the entire time, and no one's saying anything about that.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yeah, and Penn State is the same way. I know, Max, you don't like hearing that, but Penn State, they're hiding in place. The ire has been at Indiana when it's like, how about Texas and Penn State?

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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I have been saying, we've been talking about this all day in the office, I need Ohio State to beat the shit out of Indiana because then problems arise for Penn State, I think.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Right, if Indiana wins this game or, yeah, because there could be – yeah, but Texas, Penn State will not lose a game probably. Minnesota this weekend is a tough game. Yeah, that's not easy. And then they play, I think, finish with Maryland. Texas could easily lose to Texas A&M. It is a mess everywhere.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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I just didn't like the coordinated hit on Indiana, and I do have something very funny to share with you guys. This made me laugh. So Indiana Twitter, shout out them. They've been fighting really hard and they've been going after people and I respect it. This guy, fifth ranked Indiana edits. I'm just going to assume he's a stoolie. Maybe not.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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But anyway, he said he posted a group chat with his friends that said, we need to get Dan Dockage involved in this SEC fight. Let's bring out the big guns. Got to find a way to show the SEC is woke. And then Chris DePlante wrote, he quote-tweeted Rosillo and McShay talking. He said, hey, Dockage, the West Coast California liberals are trying to steal another election.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Handing out a participation trophy to a two-loss SEC team is utter woke nonsense. Do something. And then...

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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like five minutes my ass quote treated the same tweet and said dudes that were this about riscilla mcshay dudes that were never in a locker room other than to take a peek get an autograph or take a picture it's just like mission accomplished got him he played college football yeah he did yeah he was a quarterback right yeah yeah but it was so funny they weaponized it i mean how you do it riscilla lives in locker rooms they're usually at an equinox but he's always in a locker

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Yeah, I just loved it. So shout out Indiana fans fighting the good fight on Twitter.

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And you could do it with almost like, listen, I think Tennessee's a very good team. Obviously didn't go well for them in Georgia. Tennessee, you lost to Arkansas. Arkansas is not good. Yeah. I get it. You play a tough schedule. Alabama, you lost to Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt had a nice run there, but they're not going to finish.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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If you have two losses and one of them isn't the best loss, that's why Georgia. Ole Miss has two bad, bad losses. Yeah. Yeah, well, wait, they lost. LSU and Kentucky. Yeah, LSU's a bad loss now. I mean, that was a crazy game. That was a pure Saturday night in Baton Rouge game. Kentucky's a bad loss. Kentucky's a bad loss. So, yeah, it's just like you, and I get it.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Indiana, the one thing I like about, like, people complain about the unbalanced schedule now. I kind of like it just because a team like Indiana can have a season like this where the schedule bounces their way, and still they have to prove it. They have to prove it in Columbus on Saturday. So, wait, what were you saying about Joey Galloway further on that?

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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I was going to say, counterpoint Alabama. They literally can't beat Alabama.

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I think Ohio State's pretty damn good. This is why I like the 12-team playoff. I think there's a lot of good teams. Ole Miss's defensive line can wreck anyone. There's something about seven or eight teams where I'm like, yeah. Even in Miami, who I don't think is great, their defense is great, Cam Ward can win a playoff game.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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I know Oregon didn't look great against Wisconsin on Saturday. That was kind of like Wisconsin was throwing everything they had at them. And also... Oregon, that was their eighth straight game. That was the longest streak of games without a bye week in the country. You could see that they were kind of running out of gas. All in conference, too, I think, right? Yeah, they were running out of gas.

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So I wasn't shocked that they played with fire there. I still think Oregon's very, very good. And they also have some of their guys. I think they're running back. They have them on load management, basically.

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You raise your hand. We need a graphic where he comes out from underneath the bridge.

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But when you do troll, you do a great job. Like, that's what the people want.

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Yeah. Yeah, I know Max doesn't think so. Guess what? Madison, with the new teams from the West Coast, there was a lot of Oregon fans there. Madison's a great college town. Everyone puts it on their list of places they want to go see. So we have a lot of fans show up. My buddy was there. He said there was Oregon fans everywhere. Bucket list.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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That's the other thing I want to say just in defense of Indiana. I know I'm defending Indiana a lot. You don't know year to year what your schedule is going to look like. Everyone read Florida State on their schedule this year. I understand what you're going to say. They did cancel a game against Louisville for Western Illinois. That does hurt their case. But they had on their schedule...

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Michigan and Washington, two teams that were in the national championship last year, two teams that their coaches left and their programs completely took a big step back. You can't really predict that part. Yeah, no, I'm rooting very hard for Indiana. You were going to say the Western Illinois thing, which is fair.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Oh, no, that's Louisville fans are all up in Indiana's face. Kurt Cignetti was not the one who canceled the game.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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I mean, I'm going to have to watch that broadcast because it's going to suck having to watch the Cowboys again. It's just not fun. Cooper Rush, not fun. Why don't they start Trey Lance? He's probably not good. But he's not Cooper Rush. Right, but he's probably not good. But why not at this point? I think you got to be at least like there's a level of competency that maybe he hasn't achieved.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Are you looking at their schedule next year? Well, this was just what somebody else was.

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Oh, yeah, that's not a good non-conference. They've skipped non-conference. They've decided to elect out of non-conference games.

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Kennesaw State won one game this year, then they fired their coach who built their program. Yeah, Indiana State Sycamores. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. They skipped on conference. I wish Wisconsin wouldn't play Alabama at a home-and-home. That sucks. It sucks. I'd rather have that be a win. We'd be bowl eligible right now.

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Well, you could make the case. Yes, you should, because if Indiana had played and beaten Louisville and then they lose to Ohio State, they would still have a case to be in the 12-team playoff. If they lose to Ohio State and they have no signature win, no big win, it's going to be harder to make that case.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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If they beat Louisville earlier, they would have a lot better of a chance.

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Well, no, it could backfire on them. That's what I'm saying. If they lose to Ohio State by a lot, it actually will be the wrong approach because playing and beating Louisville would have gotten them in.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yeah. The Big 12. So the Big 12 could be left out. I still don't think it's going to happen. BYU lost to Kansas, which BYU's been playing with fire for a long time. Now we have Arizona State, who is a great story and has been playing great ball, could give BYU their second loss this weekend because they have to go down to Tempe. And I'm...

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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our colorado and travis hunter going to uh kansas who's playing great balls ball as well is going to be a tough one the big 12 just eats itself alive also shout out kenny dillingham the coach arizona state uh he is uh he's the guy who you're gonna try out for in the offseason yeah i've been working out he's awesome i've been working i've been working the leg out the last couple days back on the peloton i think i can get up what if i 40 40 yards by my 40th birthday

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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You'd be like... 100 bucks? You'd be good at ambulance. I only know one person who went to Arizona State and he's got... Issues.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yeah. Yeah. The Big 12 is going to be chaotic. This is what the Big 12 is built on parody. The Big 12 is built on the chaos. The Big 12 is chaos. Very unlikely, but could fuck them.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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not a troll oh i mean i mean memes that was so perfect because he's like there's that fine line of him being like you guys accuse me of being a troll that he can't help dude mike gundy in new york would be so funny

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Beams also is going off on Rossini back here right now. Seriously, where is she getting these sources? Where is she getting these sources? Why does that make any sense? We just beat the shit out of the Patriots before that game. We did.

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Yeah, I'm sure they will at some point. It was a fourth rounder. I'm sure they will at some point. I just... I would assume he's... There's got to be a reason he's not playing. You know what the saddest part? I think they will now maybe because they're so bad and it's over, but I think this was the last moment where they're like, hey, maybe we'll win a game and change it around.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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They don't want to be the coach of the Jets. So it kind of sounds like you're saying there's no one out there who wants to coach the Jets.

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You got to find, like, a special teams coach that nobody knows about but is, like, a great leader of men.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yeah. Yeah, I mean, again, we're in the same spot. I do not think that, like, the Bears will get the first... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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But my point is, I don't... The Bears will... The number one choice the Bears could make, they'll say, we're not going to interview him because he's too much of a man. The number two choice will probably say, I don't want to coach for the Bears because that's disappointing. Number three choice will be like, I'm going to go do this. We'll get the fourth or fifth. We're not the top choice team.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Right. We've never been the top choice team. But you're definitely a more attractive choice than you. Yes. But we're not a top choice team. That's a fact.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yes. You guys want to hear finish the college football talk with one of the craziest stats I've ever seen? Sure. Not Travis Hunter, who should be the Heisman. He needs to be – Colorado needs to beat Kansas. Kansas is very good now. That's a great, great touchdown run he had.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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By the way, how sick – this is a really stupid thought, but how sick would it be if the commanders drafted the Kansas quarterback as the backup?

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yeah. Here's the crazy stat. So Kentucky is playing Texas this weekend. That is the farthest west Kentucky football has ever played a football game. Oh, wow. Good stat. That's crazy. It's like half the country. Half the country. Kentucky has never played a football game west of Austin, Texas.

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Nope. That's nuts. Not even a bowl game. Not even a bowl game. This is from Brian Davis.

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But did they add to it? They did add to it. Did they add to it West?

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UK's last game at Texas was 73 years ago. That's crazy. So this is the furthest. That was Bear Bryant coaching them. Bear Bryant was a Kentucky coach in 1951. That's just nuts to me. Never played a game further west than Austin, Texas.

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Where do they walk in? Has the entrance changed? Is it further west than east? I think the entrance is on the south side. Okay.

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Find out if there's any orientation in the field that's changed at all. Okay. Yeah, even if they change the layout of the field and one of the end zone goes five feet further west, that would be the furthest west they've ever played.

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It's very, very bad. Yeah, the Cowboys are very, very bad. Jerry's very, very bad. I feel like the fans have fully turned on him. He's in late stage dementia, weird. He's giving these press conferences after. He's like, I've been here for bad teams, and bad years happen. It's like, yeah, we get it, but this team sucks, and you had no contingency.

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So, yeah, we might have something. Okay. You're watching history when you watch that game. Yep. Okay, last thing before we kick it to ourselves. Hank, good job. We're going to talk about the Cavs with Pat Bev, but you broke up the Cavs.

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NBA Cup. They actually are very fun games. It does feel like they try harder.

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It was when the Heat were wearing a yellow jersey and looked like the Pacers that I was like, this is too much. And I think the Blazers and Nuggets were playing, and the Nuggets were wearing the Blazers colors. Either way, we're running a contest, so we release our picks. We told you last week we release our picks on socials every single Tuesday for our NBA Cup picks.

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So far, we have the first day. So this isn't counting what's playing right now. I'm 3-0, PFT's 2-1, Hank's 2-1, Max, you're 1-2. So you're at the bottom of both.

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Yeah, and we're recording this late right now, so I just got absolutely fucked in my pick for tonight.

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Okay. But the NBA Cup, you can bet on it in DraftKings, and you can follow our picks, and we're running a competition. So we'll have the updated leaderboard. I think I went 2-1.

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I like the NBA Cup, though. It does feel different. November, NBA is tough to get into, and then you turn on the TV and it's a different court. You're like, oh, okay. They're trying a little harder.

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So you'd have to win the finals after, or are you counting it retroactive?

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It's getting hidden by the fact that Dak Prescott got hurt. They sucked before that. Oh, well before, yeah. Their defense stinks. This isn't just a Dak Prescott got hurt, our year went to shit. It was bad before that.

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Oh, no. Yeah, I need a D. I need a D. Do you need a D? I need a D. You need a D bad. I need a D. Bad.

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Stamos wasn't an uncle. No, Joey. It's not uncle. Jesse was an uncle.

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Crazy, crazy, crazy move. Wait, he did a Photoshop of him wearing a bald cap? He put on a bald cap, and then he also Photoshopped it. To make him look even extra bald. Extra bald, more bald. I think he photoshopped where the lines on the bald cap are. Yeah.

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I had it as my cool throne for JOC. Cool throw on J.O.C. J.O.C. is a stand-up guy. J.O.C. would never do that. J.O.C. is the... J.O.C.

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Right, and make it very funny. J.O.C. making you laugh would cure cancer. Yeah, like that's how funny he is.

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And the Texans get a little right, get a little mojo going right, with just never trailing in that game, just whooping up on them. That's got to feel good. That first play should have counted.

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This was crazy, though. Like the fact that he did this, I guess the only little small part is that he admitted to it. Like it would have been worse if he had just pretended that he shaved his head. But still, an insane, insane move. You, I mean, just an... How big of a narcissist do you have to be?

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Or just don't shave your head, which you didn't do, and just don't wear a bald cap and be like, I'm here visiting my friend. I hope he gets better. Crazy.

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Yeah, we're going to have JLC on, I think, next week for an update on the fantasy.

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Yeah, we're going to have him because I know people have been asking.

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I had two cool thrones. I thought I was going to be okay, and it turns out I'm not.

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It was such a good first play, too. It also was just classic for Laramie Tunsil. They probably practiced that play all week, and then he just didn't do it right. Yeah. He's the king of penalties. But yeah, the Texans, I don't really know where. I think the Texans are still in that second tier in the AFC where they could maybe win a playoff game. I just don't know.

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Oh, I thought you meant Max pulling it up. No, it's really bad at that.

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Yeah, there you go, producer. Yep. I was waiting for a good time for you to start playing it, guy. Okay, play it, guy. Yeah, come on, guy.

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That's it. He crushed it. So good. This is cool. What more do you need to say? You know what? That was cool. It was cool. And what more do you need to say?

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Yeah, the meme of Paul Skeen's winning the Rookie of the Year and Paul Skeen sitting in a firetruck. He's so much happier to be in a firetruck. But that's what firetrucks do to people. Yeah. Firetrucks are fucking cool.

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They draw the whole thing out. So tonight, if you're listening to this tonight, Tarek Scooble will win the AL Cy Young. What is it, like the 12 Days of Christmas for MLB awards? I've been waiting for this forever. Shout out the AWL. I got to track him down, who handed me an envelope when we were in Detroit for the draft.

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He handed it to me, walked away, opened it, and said, take Tarek Skubal plus 400 to win the Cy Young.

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There was a... I want to say there was some type of event going on in Vegas with all the baseball players. Why didn't they just do all the announcements then? It makes no sense. It makes no sense. Doesn't. Yeah. Shout out that AWL. I got to find it. I got to find the original tweet. Just been sitting there for six months, but he nailed it.

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Yeah. That would be insane if he didn't win it. I would be like voter fraud. This is unjinxable. Yeah. I mean, this is... You're Gucci. Oh, shut up. I hate that you just did that. Yeah. His last odds were minus 5,802. Is that right? Is that possible? Would they take bets on that?

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I feel like they just don't have enough against a Bills, Ravens, Steelers, Chiefs. Chargers.

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That's the worst, too, because you can never figure out what a hockey injury is. No, lower body. They will give no details, nothing. You can't even see, like, when a guy gets hit, he's got so many pads on that you can't, you know, where we zoom in on, like, a football player or a basketball player, like, oh, that's exactly what it was. You just have no idea.

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No. You didn't let me finish. Thanks for waking up, Hank. You didn't let me finish. I was going to say Chargers. 8 o'clock at night.

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Antonio Brown could save their ass. How? He live-streamed from his phone the Jake Paul-Mike Tyson fight, and he had 7 million people watching. That's pretty good. He's taking a little pressure off him.

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Yeah. It's going to be close. I don't know. 60 was 60 million was the total they were watching. So it might not be average NFL game is what? 20 million.

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Yeah, all business Pete is sitting there being like, it's fine. I don't see any issues. People are saying that it's fine.

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I'd agree. I have a question. Why can't they just get... The Amazon guys and just be like, hey. Help us? Yeah, just do this. We'll pay you. Bezos ain't like that. Why would Bezos help Netflix?

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You just pay them. They're all different production teams, right? That's true. Just get a bigger router. Why no?

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They're going to be a suck my dick. I feel like there's got to be a different production team that can put this.

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Yeah, Amazon has all the servers. Do you think Pete could do it? No. Absolutely not. If he had the servers. Yeah, I guess if he had the servers.

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I feel like Pete could do it. No. No. It's just, it's servers. It's servers. Pete, I want you to know that I think that you could do it. I think Pete. With no issues? No issues. Also, can we get Pug and Chain some computers?

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So Pete could definitely do it. Everyone tweet all business Pete when you're listening to this and say Pug and Shane need new computers.

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They have. No, they don't have the desktops. They keep yelling at me to get the desktops. I know.

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I know. And Pete also, I think Pete has some free month trials for Netflix. So if anyone wants it for the game, tweet them and ask for a code.

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When the people with multiple TVs get a nice win. Yep. Get a nice win. Okay, your cool throw?

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Not to get political, but the Trump celebration is pretty fun. How the guy, everyone's doing it. Is Pulisic getting under fire? He did it.

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Very fun fact. All right, my hot seat is, well, we're going to talk about it with Pat Bev, but... I feel like we kind of glossed over it. This Tyrese Maxey, Joel Embiid thing feels for real.

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So Tyrese Maxey called out Joel Embiid in a meeting and said that he's late and disrespectful to everyone. I didn't realize that this is just like a well-known fact that he's always done this. There was a book written, what, in 2015 where everyone was like, Joel Embiid is just a terror to work with. Feels like...

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It feels like things are bad right now. Maxine and Beat are friends. They challenge each other often. What does that mean? Apparently, it was a constructive meeting. What does that mean that they challenge each other?

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How many times did you practice this speech in the mirror before you sat down? Zero times. That's fake. Maxine and Beat are friends. They challenge each other. You had that ready to go.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. What about those? Did you say 2017? Or whatever that book was. Who gives up? Whatever the book came out. I think 2017.

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He sent it into the league. I'm sure it will fix everything. I don't like you, Hank. I'm stuck on the Chargers thing.

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Wait, what's the date? We're worried about something 10 years ago?

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That's not a problem. Him showing up late, that's different. You think that's not a problem? No. Pat Bev said it wasn't a problem.

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But what about the people saying that this is maybe the first time Embiid's ever been challenged?

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It's said in the thing that Maxie and Embiid go back and forth at each other because there's a mutual respect and friendship. Sounds like there's not a lot of respect for Embiid. You know what? You guys, this is where the national podcast thing turns disgusting.

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Hey, welcome back to Locked on Sixers. Listen, yeah, we've won two games.

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Well, respectfully, Anthony and Gino, I disagree. Joel Embiid's a bum. He's a bum. He doesn't respect the hardworking people of Philadelphia.

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I get up at every morning, 5 o'clock, think about the construction workers and the trash workers, and Joel B. can't be there at 10 a.m.?

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No, that's loser talk, Anthony. All right. How'd we do? Great. Really good. I fucking love the fluffy eagles. It feels like a problem. 2-11 and this feels like a problem.

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What was the original bet, though? I said that now I obviously believe in them fully, but the original bet that we all put in together was I don't think the Chargers are going to win the Super Bowl, but they are at 45-1 insane odds because they're a playoff team and they could basically beat anyone in a one-game elimination seven.

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Tells me that people are sick of his shit because usually it wouldn't get out if Joe Embiid has maybe not been the best teammate, shows up late, whatever the story is. But if he's playing well and the team's doing well, that stuff never gets out. He's playing poorly. The team's playing poorly.

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There's a mole. There's a mole in the organization, which, you know, we got to sniff out because that should never have gotten out. That's correct. But what if this is the turning point of the whole season? And then we look back to this moment.

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Yeah. Or tank Cooper Flagg. Oh. No. I'm all right with both of those.

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You said yourself. I said I was out. Yeah, but I say now I'm back in. No, you can't do that.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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It's nuts. I mean, it all doesn't fucking matter. What point will it matter? Christmas. So how many wins do you have to have by Christmas? How many times have we said on this show that the NBA doesn't start until Christmas? I understand, but I want to hold you to this. If this wasn't the Sixers, no one would care. Okay, agreed. We would not be talking about this.

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The Bucs fucking suck. We don't talk about that at all. I have. I've brought it up multiple times.

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Yeah, I mean, what are we going to say? There's a mole in the bowls of the wizard? Like, we suck. Nobody would care about that. Yeah, all right, so you have 13 games. Christmas is your 13th game. How many wins do you have to have to be like, this is a problem?

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So you've got to go 10 wins, and you've got to go 8 and 5. That's not that hard. 8 and 5 is not that hard. Oh, 8 and 5.

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Yeah, there's eight. Yes. Ten wins. Ten wins. Ten wins by Christmas.

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And then I've been telling you, like, you're going to cash out, right?

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494.381

Jay Billis agreed to disagree. Disingenuous. You're disagreeing with yourself.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

4953.707

Everyone says an elephant in the room. That's like every report ever. It's Raptor Moments. I believe Raptor Moments. This account has 2,000 followers.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Wait, Raptor Moments isn't actually reporting anything. They're literally just being like, look... This phrase was used and this phrase was used.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Right, but you can't believe Raptor Moments because Raptor Moments doesn't have any actual knowledge of this. No actual knowledge whatsoever. Yeah, he's just saying, oh, Nick Nurse has said elephant in the room and this person did?

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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that's true so that happens all the time you're taking out on me well i feel like no no no you're arguing with a ghost right now you're arguing with someone that doesn't exist anymore that's correct logic that was old big cat that cat's incorrect logic is arguing with his what i'm arguing i'm taking out on you because i feel like i feel like the chargers are basically the only thing you care about now no because you were trolling me before and like i think

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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He had a fucking elephant on his desk. When there's an elephant in the room, you use the phrase elephant in the room.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Have you ever used the phrase elephant in the room? Not to a reporter. Don't recall. Wait, what was the original quote? The original quote. It was the most standard quote of all time.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Okay, here's the only pushback I'd have. Wasn't part of the report that the Sixers players were like, hey, Nick Nurse, you need to coach us harder? Why would Nick Nurse leak that his players are mad at him?

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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He swayed me. Could you imagine if memes got this news? We should stop listening to reports. We just went from the athletic to Raptors moment.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Raptors moments with an S. We should stop listening to reports. It's fucking us up. Oh, okay. Back to whatever we were talking about. Okay, my cool throne is Kentucky basketball. Because I don't know if you guys saw, but John Calpa Perry is now begging fans to show up to basketball games in Arkansas. And he was like, if you don't want to come to the game, give us the tickets back.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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We'll find someone who can come to the game. And they have also not looked great in the start of their season. And then on the other side, Kentucky, there's a clip going around that's awesome. It's Mark Pope. Coaching in the huddle, essentially telling his players exactly what Cooper Flagg is going to do on that last possession against Duke and being like, this is how we're going to defend it.

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He's going to spin. We're going to send the extra man, two hands, take the ball away. And then it's like a cut up where he's saying it and it happens exactly like that. Something that Kentucky basketball is missing, that in-game coaching. So Kentucky basketball, good for you guys.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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But I also saw, like, Cal in the red looks weird, and then him being like, please come to the games.

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But they also have kind of, like, they had a couple games where they were struggling a little bit with lesser competition.

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I got a little soft spot for Kentucky. I got no problem with Kentucky. And that's probably because it's 2015. What? I guess, yeah, you beat them. Yeah, right. Like, it's just... They beat you. I know, but it's also, like, that was... I mean, they were undefeated that season, so... And I love Matt Jones and those guys, so... Yeah, I want Kentucky basketball to be good.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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I might be an honorary member of Big Blue Nation. I don't know. Mark Pope. I mean, very loosely honorary, meaning I'd put a future on him and be like, go Kentucky.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yeah, you're rooting against it. But you should thank me for giving you life.

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That would be sick. you Okay, we have more basketball talk with our guy Pat Beck.

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Okay, we now welcome on our co-worker, very special guest, recurring guest. It is Pat Bev, Patrick Beverly. Back from Israel for a short stint. I thought World War III had broken out when you walked into the gambling cave on Sunday, unannounced. I was like, why is Pat here? I thought he was in the middle of the season. So you have a break.

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On today's part of my take, we have our good friend Pat Bev, Patrick Beverly, in studio. Talking some ball with him. He's back from Israel for 10 days. A little break in the action. Talk some ball with him. Talk Joel Embiid. Maybe Trouble in Paradise in Philadelphia. We got Hot Seat, Cool Throne. College football rankings.

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How is the game different over, like, is it, when you go over there, because you played, obviously, in different leagues around the world before, but you go over there, is it, I don't want to say easier, but is it like... It's easier, but like...

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I want to talk to Max and Max only. sorry that I came up with a bet that all the boys could ride on and we could have fun and root for it together and then half of the boys cashed out. Sorry. Sorry I was rooting for that. I'm still in. Thank you, Max. I thought it would be fun. No, no, you didn't let him play the butt.

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So there's a guy just standing under the hoop basically just swatting shots.

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And do you, you haven't gotten a technical yet. Is that because of the language barrier? Because I'm sure you've said things that should get you a technical.

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First tough question is the way last year ended, not the best because obviously you guys got bounced. You threw a pass to someone. I look ready for a pass. He's wearing a uniform. Yeah. You were just trying to get some numbers up on the pod afterwards.

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Do you think any of that... Like, how did it work in the offseason when you were trying to figure out where you were going to play? Was that part of it at all, or was it you wanted to go play in Israel? I don't think it helped. It didn't help. Right.

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I mean, the goal, I would assume, is to eventually get back in the NBA, correct?

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No, my butt was going to be that before the show we were all silent and then Hank just whispers into the mic, he goes... Chargers is a pretty good future.

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Yeah. And the one thing I love about you is you have the utmost confidence at all times. That's why you're that's why you've made it so far in the NBA. That's why you've played for so long was how last season ended. Was it humbling at all where it's like, OK, Pat, like, take a step back. Maybe got a, you know, like, was there any of that?

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No one was talking and Hank just was like... He's trolling me. Can you at least admit that, PFT? I know you're taking Hank's side, but he's trolling me.

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I agree with that. Have you thought about maybe instead of saying, are you subscribed to the Pat Bev Pod? You can't ask me a question unless you subscribe to the Pat Bev Pod. If you ask them, are you subscribed to a part of my take? Because the answer would probably be yes, so then they can ask you the question.

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Well, I mean, he is, but I can't gaslight someone who's trolling me. Sorry that I did something that we all could do together and then, like... Listen, I know I got Max. Max will always have my back. Everyone else just bailed on me.

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Yeah, no, that was – I mean, obviously, I think you said it afterwards, like you should have handled it better, but it wasn't – it did get spun out as, like, I can't believe he said this. Like, no, he's been saying it all year.

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it's it's kind of exciting to kind of be up a couple hours now trying to see scores trying to see who the fuck goes score one in the first quarter type shit so yeah shout out DraftKings all right so I got a question about this NBA the Cavs yeah they've I mean this is running on Wednesday so they play the Celtics uh in a few hours and they might lose that game but they started undefeated uh

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What is it about the Cavs? I mean, Kenny Atkinson is a really good coach.

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So, yeah, so tell me about Kenny Atkinson. What does he do that makes it – because it feels like the Cavs – last year they were a good team, playoff team, but this is – they're playing out of their mind right now.

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So in Cleveland, there was a guy in a frog costume that he was dancing in the streets after the Cavs won a couple games, and now they've invited him in, and he dances in the arena after they win. How important is that if you're a player? Because I feel like that's pretty damn important.

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Good answer. From a fan's perspective, I would say Kenny Atkinson deserves, I don't know, 20% of the credit. The players, another 20. The dancing frog, 60%.

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It was fun to do it as a crew. Travis Hunter's been fun for us. It was fun to do it as a crew. And then I found out just... We don't do it as a crew. I like friendship. But you cash out of Travis Hunter too?

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Yeah, well, it's also one of those situations where every team that has that momentum and they're maybe on the cusp of a special season, it always feels like there's some little funny story that they start rallying around, whether it's a slogan, a dancing frog.

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I'm reading right now, Jared Allen said, I've been wanting to dance with that frog since I've seen him. So he was... And then Froggy the Frog finally showed up.

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Oh, it's a she. I'm sorry. Froggy is a she. Froggy is here and there are no plans for her to leave anytime soon.

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City has embraced a dancing frog after the cows wins. I need to understand... So yeah, this is... Miss Froggy. Miss Froggy. Yeah. And the whole city is just embracing the frog. Love that. I think that's more important than people realize. It's just...

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So I got a dumb question. How often if you're a player, are you looking at the standings? Are you actually like, okay, where are we at the standings? Is it every day or is it just like every five games? Every five games you look at?

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So if you're the Sixers right now and you look at the standings and you're 2-11. Man, unbelievable. 2-11. Is that right, Max? Can we get a stat check on that?

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They're 12 games out of first place and they've only played 13 games.

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At what point in the season are you like, because you've been on some teams that have not been great. Is there a moment in the season where you're like, all right, this is kind of what we are?

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Max, the two of us will do friend bets together. Love it. We'll ride.

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Yeah, and that's the spark because it's a long season and you see that all the time where teams will just kind of take off nights. They don't take off a night with Pat Peve on the team.

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Yeah, if we talk about it, we did say, if he says, hey, remember how we talked about this? I'm going to cash out. I'd be like, yeah, you guys cash out for a loss. The whole point was to cash out for a win. I don't know if I did. Yes, you did. You 100% did. There's no chance. No chance. No chance.

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Do you feel – if you're a Pat Bev and you're playing on a team with LeBron or Giannis, do you feel extra pressure being like there's a standard that they're playing at that I have to reach?

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That's the definition of greatness is a great player lifts everyone else's game.

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And do you have that feeling too? Like say you're playing with Giannis where it's not like Giannis has got us, but... I would imagine players play with more confidence knowing Giannis is on your team and not their team.

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White boys might be back. Yeah. He might be the number one pick. American white boy. White boys might be back. A lot has changed since you've gone to Israel.

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Just keep your eye on that guy. He can ball. He can hoop. He might be the first white guy drafted number one overall, American white guy drafted number one overall since like the 70s.

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Where you're like, damn, even because you're considered obviously a tough player. Yeah. But you see you play with someone or play against someone. You're like, damn, even I feel kind of like a wimp compared to this person.

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Well, their offensive line is not great, and they've obviously had some injuries. It's good that Nico's back because he's awesome. Yeah, I do think that we just expected CJ Shroud to go into infinity. Like, oh, that was his rookie year? He'll just be the best quarterback of all time.

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Just a regular dude. What was your favorite memory being teammates with Robin Lopez?

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Yeah, you were. He tweeted last year, February 8th, 2024. This is when the trade deadline. I enjoyed being teammates with Patrick Beverly for all of an hour and 45 minutes. I'll never forget those times. He's great, too.

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Brooke went off the other night. didn't he what did he hit he went five for five from threes and i think he had had uh the magic johnson up and underlay up yeah yeah yeah they're still dumbing hey i have a teammate question though for real yeah b-ball paul paul reed yeah is he as cool as i've made it out in my head okay will you will you say cool I mean, his nickname's B-Ball Paul.

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Well, it's not looking at him. It's the fact that he's B-Ball Paul, and they chant B-Ball Paul, and that's like the funniest nickname possible.

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Yeah, right. B-Ball Paul. Like, that's a funny, kind of like the frog in Cleveland. That's the fan experience. I mean, you tell Max B-Ball Paul.

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I mean, he hustles. I love B-Ball Paul. He's not on the Sixers anymore, but he's a guy who came from the G League. Out the mud. Out the mud. The out the mud sweatshirts are funny and cool that he would make his own merch and sell it himself. Yeah, that was the other thing.

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You'd have to just Venmo him. I Venmoed him for a shirt. He didn't have a store. Yeah, he sent me the out the mud.

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Yeah, no, he's like a good success story. You know, fought for what he got, and he was a good player. He's a dog. Yeah.

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He's a golden retriever and then also he's very lovable, also maybe has saved a kid out of a well or something.

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Yeah. Yeah, he's had one, like, great moment where you're like, damn.

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No, they have not really blown anyone out. No. Oh, they blew out the Patriots 41-21. What did you just do?

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And Tyrese is someone... But if that was B-Ball Paul, it wouldn't be... No, that's not even a conversation. That's not a... You can't even be fucking late.

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It was for a loss. Yeah. The whole point was to do it for a win. I got even money. Max, good investment. No chance.

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Fact check. Coaches were also involved in the meeting. Oh, coaches were there.

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No, but I wasn't giving false information because I said, is there such thing as too many players-only meetings? Whoop. That's a fair question, right?

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Yeah, but it wasn't. Max is saying it wasn't. What... When a players-only meeting, is there too many, though? Like, can you have too many? Because we see it every now and then where it's like they've had their third players-only meeting in the last month. That feels like too many.

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Just boys. I'm not cashing out. No, but if we do, we'll do it together.

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Yeah, that was the correct answer. All right, you still know ball. Yeah. Good job. Yeah. He is. Jokic. It seems like he'd be fun to play with too.

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Yeah. Plays the right way. Every time he has the ball, it's like the gravity towards him just gets everyone open. It's nuts watching him play.

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It's like the difference in football of throwing someone open, where it's like you're throwing the ball before they're open. Type shit. And they get open as the ball gets there. Right, type shit. Jokic is doing that where he knows it. It's almost like he's playing chess on the court, where it's like, I know where this guy's about to cut to. The ball will be there.

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We have two weeks and then conference championship week left in the season. We're getting down to it. Big time debates going on. We're going to talk Monday Night Football. The Cowboys are dead. And then we have, pardon your take, with some really good ones.

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Okay, so other things. Clean up from Sunday. I wanted to point out this stat from our friend Ben Baby. This one's crazy. Through the first 11 games on the 4-7 Bengals, Joe Burrow has 3,028 passing yards, 27 touchdowns, and 5 interceptions. Players to achieve 3,000 passing yards, 27 touchdowns, and five or fewer interceptions through the first 11 games. Here they are. Tom Brady, 2007 and 2015.

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Have you ever overslept by accident? No. Okay. So the internal alarm clock wakes you up.

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His teams were 16-0 and 13-3. Aaron Rodgers, 2011-2020. His teams were 15-1, 13-3. Patrick Mahomes, 2020, 14-2. Drew Brees, 2018, 13-3. This entire exercise is just to prove that Joe Burrow is having an insane season

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Celtics won last year. Did you see Hank on the float with Joe Mazzulla? He went on the parade. He went on the parade. He was on the duck boat. You said Hank? Yeah, Hank, right there, sitting right there. Producer, pardon my take. Future dunker. One of our best friends, known him for almost half his life. No. Hank was on the float with Joe Mazzulla. Greatest day of my life?

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Yeah, greatest day of his life. I ask that because, hypothetically, if you were to ever win a title-

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Oh, no, I was going to ask for Hank. No, it was going to be Roan. Yeah, yeah. Would Roan be on the float or wherever with you? Roan's in my wedding. Okay, great. So I just want to make sure, because I love Roan, too. I wanted to make sure he will be able to live the day like Hank lived.

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Because I feel like I have to work really hard to be entertaining. He feels like you could throw him. I always said this about Roan, too. You can throw him in any setting. Any situation. Any person.

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down yeah it sucks it sucks that's every single I mean the lowest amount of wins was 13 and three of that list I just said and he's in a list with Tom Brady Aaron Rodgers Patrick Mahomes and Drew Brees and they're four and seven we should start talking more about Joe Burrow being the MVP all right you're trolling me too now I mean if they go on a little run

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Yeah, they are different. I mean, that whole region with Luka... Jokic.

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They were bad for basketball. Yeah. They're like Yukon women's hoop. They had to break it up.

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All right, Pat. Everyone go subscribe to the Pat Bev Pod. Please. He's the best.

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Okay, let's wrap up. We got part of your take, Henry. Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do.

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it yeah you knew that i i got one shot four years ago and that's it you didn't know that they released shots every like six months the whole steven i knew steven say had shots i thought there was like a new i didn't know it was like the flu shot now i thought it was like a new like a whole new brand i didn't know it was like seasonal boosters yeah i mean every that's crazy travis kelsey john legend they're talking about getting the new i thought that was a whole new shot

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Yeah, I know, but I didn't realize that you get the flu shot and then you get the COVID booster.

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The Johnson & Johnson one was the weakest one. It was the one shot. There was no follow up. That was like four years ago. I didn't know that people were doing every single season.

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I'm also wondering, the person who does these pardon your takes is memes. I'm wondering if they're all going to be Jets pardon your takes.

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It is. I'm dead. I guess I'm just an idiot because I thought I didn't realize boosters. I don't know what I thought. I thought it was just a whole new brand new vaccine, but I guess that makes no sense.

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My biggest crime here, by the way, is being early to all of these takes that actually have value. First in the league. Chargers, Travis Hunter, Joe Burrow MVP. Who told you about all three of those a month and a half ago? Smart guy. That's my crime. That is my crime. I mean, he has MVP numbers. What do you want me to say?

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Yeah. Because you got Duke and UNC just duking it out, and they're like, hey, we don't like UNC. We don't like Duke.

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Commanders Dallas. Anyone who thinks they're a rival with Notre Dame. Notre Dame has a million rivals.

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Yeah, the only ones I really think for Notre Dame is USC. I mean, they don't play it anymore, but Michigan and Notre Dame was rivals.

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Well, Tennessee has Alabama. Alabama, that's a little brother move by Tennessee.

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Right? Yeah, and then Tennessee Little Brothers Vanderbilt. But yeah, that's a good one. Tennessee, Alabama, and Alabama's like, no, it's Auburn, and it's kind of LSU, too. I would say the Mets are probably up there, too.

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Yeah. Wait, did you say Kentucky and Tennessee? I think that, yeah. Kentucky has Louisville. Yeah, Meeam said Kentucky has Louisville. Yeah, Kentucky has Louisville.

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Yeah, listen, it's a fair... Like, this is part of your take. You bring the spiciest takes.

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So J.J. Watt, from 2012 to 2014, was probably the best, one of, if not the best defensive players. Probably Lawrence Taylor is obviously number one.

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He should be in the Hall of Fame too. I agree, Hank. So he had 20.5 sacks, 10.5 sacks, 20.5 sacks, 17.5 sacks in those four years. That's an insane, insane clip. 67 and a half sacks, or 68 sacks in four years.

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He should, but I think the Hall of Fame, obviously you can go off career, but there's like, I mean, it's the Terrell Davis thing. Like he wasn't, his career wasn't super long, but the three or four year stretch where he was just so much better than everyone else. Jared Allen. He did not win a defensive player of the year, so you could never say he was by far the best defender.

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I do think Jared Allen should be in the Hall of Fame, but he did have 22 sacks in 2011. But yeah, I mean, he had a nice four-year stretch as well, five-year stretch. Jared Allen should be in the Hall of Fame. Yeah.

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He was injured for four of his 12 years. So he pretty much played eight years. Jared Allen played 12 years. He was injured. He played 16, like more than 14 games pretty much every single year that he was in the NFL. So he played more games. I think you got to go by games as well. 187 to 151. I don't know. Now I've got to crunch the number sacks per game. Because if J.J.

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893.845

No, probably not, because he's like the sixth seed now. And I also, I mean, that was... Yeah, but if he made the playoffs, it would be so impressive. He should be. We discount... The MVP conversation just becomes the quarterback of the team on the one seat. That sucks.

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8941.9

And we all agree that Jared Allen should be in the Hall of Fame, so don't take it away from J.J. just because you want Jared Allen in. All right, I'm doing the stats real quick. You ready for this? Sacks per game? Yeah. I'm doing it. J.J. Watt, remember this number. Wait, is that right? No. Remember this number. Fuck, I can't do math.

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9009.282

Why don't we just flip this into a positive? We'll just become a Jared Allen should be in the Hall of Fame podcast.

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9014.628

yeah he should i had he also i made one of the least sold shirts i've ever made in my entire barstool career i made a shirt that she said wine him dine him 69 and when we saw i thought he was the the finishing piece for the bears second year atrestment he's gonna do this holy shit he's gonna be awesome Also, people didn't really want to wear a shirt that said, wine him, dine him, 69 him.

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9043.16

Yeah, I mean, I think obviously Vikings is the first jersey you come up with, but Chiefs, Vikings, and then at the end of his career.

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9118.888

Yeah. Did you guys see the Paul Skeen's giveaway? There's giving away a card, and if you get it, it's a rookie Paul Skeen's card, and if you get it, you get 30 years of Pirates season tickets, two seats behind home plate. Okay. Okay. It's an interesting giveaway. You guys in? It seems like a burden. It's a lot of years. It's a lot of years for Pirate season tickets. Can you resell them?

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9146.974

I don't know. I would hope so. Here's what you get. You get two Pirate season tickets behind home plate for the next 30 years. Meet and greet with Paul Skeens. Two Paul Skeens autographed jerseys. Softball game for 30 at PNC Park. That's awesome. That is the sickest. Wait, someone did it? Someone got it?

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916.325

I agree. If he goes on like a media darling, if they run the table and finally sneak in and he has insane numbers, he would definitely win. I'd feel vindicated. Are you still in on that?

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9169.039

I don't know. I think the Pirates are looking for whoever pulls this card. Oh, they're trying to buy it? The card is already out, but the Pirates are trying to get that card.

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9182.684

So the Pirates are trying to get that card so they can sell it in four years so they can pay Paul Skeens.

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9198.378

I didn't say it. Okay. Good show, boys. Good show. Let's do numbers. Three. Eleven. Memes. You're never going to get it, Memes. Thirty-six.

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940.82

I'm done saying my takes that actually end up being good, that have value. I think now makes a lot of sense. Oh, fuck you. You guys are welcome for telling me about Travis Hunter.

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984.395

I can't trust anything you say now. That's not nice. I can't. I feel like I'm Max right now.

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993.182

Great is honesty. Is that a crime? Great is honesty, Max. He's never honest.

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999.326

I love this. Everything he does on that couch is a troll. He's a troll.

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Auburn HC Bruce Pearl, PGA Pro Min Woo Lee, NFL Rule Changes, Someone On The Show Quits The Podcast Mid Episode And FAQ's

1020.861

You've been telling me all day how lame April Fool's jokes are. That was a good one. But if you get someone, I said this is April Fool's.

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1031.609

Don't act like I didn't just fucking say that it was April Fool's as it was going on.

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1097.613

No, I didn't know it all along. But I was skeptical. I just at one point thought it was a joke. I also – that obviously doesn't sound like his voice.

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1164.815

It's so easy to be the man in the fucking arena when it's not fucking happening to you, you pussy. I've been in the arena. No, no. I would have seen through that like a fucking glass door. It's so easy to say. It's so easy to say.

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1187.22

No, as it was going on, if you're fucking listening. I just like the... As it was going on, I said, oh, this is April Fool's.

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1208.18

I fucking hate this show. You guys are assholes. I don't want to fucking leave.

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1304.339

I just want to stop talking about it. Can we just go on? I never wanted to.

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1795.663

Are you back, Max? Sure. I'm done. What do you mean? I'm done with this episode. I'm opting out for the rest of this episode. Why are you so upset? Tell us why you're so upset, Max. Because April Fool's is the lowest form of comedy. Agreed.

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2055.279

It's the lowest form of comedy. It's my brother's birthday. Shout out to Will. Oh, shout out to Will.

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2138.693

No, that's not – I said it. You weren't paying attention. During the phone call, I said this is April Fool's. Yeah, but then after when Jerry called you, you pulled out your phone. You don't remember that. You don't remember that I said it in the middle of the initial phone call. And then I said that.

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2187.352

Also... It's like the thing. It's like you say something, and then if someone's...

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2865.927

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2929.019

I just feel like such an idiot and a loser. You're not. It's so easy to just pick up on April Fool's jokes. That's what's pissing me off. Hank, I'm sorry for saying you didn't listen.

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2945.732

Well, April Fool's content is terrible content. It was a good reaction for me, but... Yeah. Great job, Mac. No, no. A good in a way that I don't want it to be good, and it's embarrassing, but it's a... Whatever, I'm just... Okay.

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2975.968

Correct. Yes. Now you're getting it. Yeah, no. So like the past five minutes is me just being like, I wish I just didn't say anything. I didn't realize that I got it. So I'm going through the full range of emotions during this episode here.

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I've blocked Jerry's number, by the way. He kept texting me and I said, I'm going to block your number and his number is blocked.

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568.897

The other day. Yeah, right. I don't really care. I think it'll be fun to be like, oh, we're so good.

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597.424

Yeah, no, I'm not worried about that. As long as we have our... As long as we have Jalen Hurts and we have our offensive line, we're going to be the best at it.

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879.709

I'm shocked. Midway through, I was like, oh, that has to be an April Fool's joke.

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909.152

No, he theoretically wouldn't go. Something's happening. Jerry O'Connell just called me. What'd he say? Pick up. Do you think that was Jerry?

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996.259

I knew. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. I said April Fool's. At one point, I was like, oh, this is April Fool's.

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10205.635

Somebody send us a merch. I'm on it, Max. Yep. You're already on it? RG3's hooking it up.

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duke we're going to the east we're going across okay okay i thought we were going to go to hang too that's okay okay we can we can no no i'm good i'm ready to go i'm ready to go i'm ready to go i'm ready who's more ready to go me uh he said that faster i've already i've already told you guys this fun fact i don't know if i told all four of you we're starting with duke and my friend's sister is john shire's assistant at duke yes that's pretty cool so how close are friends

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1339.803

um we played baseball together in college do you keep up he was in chicago last year we got dinner okay so so fairly like yeah you could get us john shire on the show yeah okay yes love that i could get it i could yes i will say yes okay that is a very fun fact fun fact what is john shire translate to hank oh i got one what no i'm waiting for hank

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1435.803

So Duke plays the winner of American or St. Mary's. I have some facts about both of them. Okay, great. The American fun fact is another personal fact. Okay. I hope they're all personal facts. In 2009, they were beating Villanova by 13 at halftime in the first round as a 14 seed against a 3.

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And I vividly remember where I was at that moment and thinking that I wanted Jay Wright fired in that moment. And then they ended up.

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Yeah. No, I wanted him fired. But then Villanova ended up winning that game by 12. Okay. Nice. I also did something. I started to do something and then I felt like it was mean. I started to do a best player and a worst player from each team.

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I don't have to continue. No, give us one. Okay, American. Matt Rogers, best player, 17 points, 55% shooting, 40% from three. Pretty good numbers. Worst player. No disrespect to Jeff Sprouse.

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1511.981

The guard, Jeff Sprouse from American, plays 23 minutes a game. I didn't want to pick the walk-ons who never play. He has six points a game, but he's the guard who shoots 33% from the field and 50% from the line.

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oh just knock Jeff Sprouse get those numbers what are the assist numbers like there Max I what's this game this is what I yeah he might be like a John Stockton this is the notes that I have okay I don't have the assist numbers on here okay um okay St. Mary's uh

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1544.469

this kind of got away from me too you're on your third team i know but okay d2 d2 wagon 1962 national champions in the d2 five time final five final fours in the d2 okay and then i started thinking about saint mary's i'm like i'm pretty sure they have a really small court and i looked it up i'm like oh yeah they have a small court but then it made me think like is that the smallest court with the courts not regulation size

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1568.826

No, like stadium, small stadium, like high school-looking stadium. Small barn, yeah. So they have 3,000 people in their stadium. And I was like, that's pretty small. I wonder what the smallest is. South Carolina upstate, their stadium seats 800 people in it. Whoa. I'm going to show you a picture of it right now.

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1590.444

I think if we could get more people in our office basketball gym than this team can.

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1599.889

Yeah, so it kind of got away from me, and I started to look... This is why... This ended up being a South Carolina upstate fact. Look how small this gym is.

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And one more thing about St. Mary's. This is a bad fun fact that I found.

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1642.514

Just like, it's just a stupid fact. They have a player on their team that his name is two other teams in the tournament.

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1652.459

His name is Xavier Lipscomb. Wow. Whoa. That is a very fun fact. That's a very fun fact. Xavier Lipscomb plays for St. Mary's. You killed that.

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1666.967

Whoa. That's big time. Okay, I think Pete's going to win that game. Okay. We're on to Mississippi State Baylor. Mississippi State, big dairy school. Yeah. Didn't know this.

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1682.177

They annually produce 369,000 gallons of milk, 9,000 gallons of ice cream, and 300,000 pounds of cheese, all sold exclusively on campus. Love that. Big dairy school. Didn't know it. Josh Hubbard, good player. Okay. Baylor. So I have a fun fact about the people in this room with Baylor, and then I have a morbid fact that I did not know about Baylor. Oh, you did not know about that.

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1710.263

Did you know about this? What about this thing with Baylor? He's pointing at you. Are you talking about the murders? I didn't know murders.

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1719.991

That's not what I'm talking about. Go ahead. Well, the fun fact is that- Is it the Branch Davidians you're going to bring up? No. Okay.

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No. You don't know what that is either. I don't know what that is either. The fun fact is that Baylor is the team of the bracket busters of the three of the four people in this room. Well, whatever, room, whatever. So let's go Baylors. We're rooting for Baylor in here.

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1772.225

Okay. Morbid fact about Baylor basketball. Did you know that they had a Marshall situation? A what?

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1779.26

A we are Marshall situation. Oh. In 1927, they were busing the team to a game, and the bus driver ended up putting the bus on a train track as the tracks were coming through. What? And 10 of their players died, and they had to suspend the season. Holy shit. Not good. That's bad. Morbid fact. Not a fun fact.

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There were some crazy stories of it. Apparently one of the teammates pushed another one out the window before the train hit and saved his life.

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1816.046

They pretty much had to redo the entire program. Yeah, like 20 years ago. Yeah, so I didn't know about either of those.

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I mean, RG3. They won a national title. Yeah. There we go. Baylor. Baylor. I like Baylor in this game.

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1872.173

Okay. Oregon. This was another. I got fixated on courts a little bit during this. I was in my head. I was going to say Oregon. Horrible, horrible court because I remember watching how bad their court is. They changed the court.

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1901.955

Yeah, so it looks much better now. Yep. That's it. They've improved their court.

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They also have TJ Bomba, who was once a Villanova Wildcat. So I like him, but I also hate him for leaving.

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1952.661

Yeah. Okay, well, they played Liberty, and I knew that Liberty was strict, but they're worse than BYU strict. Oh, yeah. I looked up some of the things that you can't do at Liberty School. Mm-hmm. No R-rated movies, no cursing, no hugging, and no dancing. And if you violate any of these, you get fined. Yeah. I don't understand how you can fine someone who's paying to be there.

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2005.881

I spent like four hours looking for these, by the way. You can ask memes. I was stressing. Okay. I like Oregon in that game. Okay. Okay.

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2017.515

Now we're on to Arizona-Akron. Yeah. Arizona, fun fact. They already have a Cinderella on the team. One of their best players, Trey Townsend, was a teammate of Jack Golke at Oakland last year when they beat Kentucky.

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2031.859

Yep, he had a really good game in that game. I think he had like 18 points.

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2039.581

He was a stud. Yeah. Also, Caleb Love, I think he's been on the team for 40 years.

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2050.167

This is the worst fun fact that I found of the day. I was looking up every team's fun facts, and then I found this, and it pissed me off, so I had to tell you. Akron is really excited about this matchup because he really likes coffee and the game is being played in Seattle.

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2069.019

Who really likes coffee? The coach really likes coffee. And he's excited because Seattle is known for their coffee.

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2077.885

No, yeah. So he's really excited to go to Seattle for their coffee. That's the fun fact that I found from Akron.

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2090.931

Love it. I like the over in this game. Okay. Okay. BYU. Memes is a BYU leaver because they play super fast and he likes teams that play super fast. And they also have like the most NIL in the entire country. They have the number one recruit coming in next year, and they've given him $7 million, and I did not know BYU had NIL money like that. Yeah. I also read another article.

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Also, I read an article that someone predicted Richie Saunders would be the name of March Madness. So that's a guy on their team that apparently is getting a lot of hype.

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2165.632

And they will be playing VCU, who their head coach, this will be his last time at VCU, no matter what. That's my prediction.

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2178.996

No, no, no. I'm telling you this as my thoughts, is that this guy will not be coaching VCU after this. Are you reporting? I'm reporting this.

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2192.422

Or Virginia. It's most likely Virginia. Okay. Because I want him to be the Villanova head coach, but it's looking like he's going to Virginia. So he will either be going to Villanova or Virginia after this year. This is his last ride with VCU.

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2220.843

Okay. Wisconsin, Montana. Another terrible fun fact that I found that I'm going to share. Montana's forward Amari Jenkins and Wisconsin guard Kamari McGee are both from Racine, Wisconsin. Yeah. And they both started their college at Green Bay. However, they did not attend the same high school, and they weren't at Green Bay at the same time. So it's basically a nothing fact.

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2247.242

Okay, that's a nothing fact. I was starting to read. I was like, oh, this could be good. This could be good. And then by the end of it, I was like, why even include this in anything?

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2270.194

Another thing that I found about Wisconsin is that every single article about Wisconsin basketball, the headline is just the coach is not complaining about quick turnaround to Thursday. Love that. But it makes me think that he might be complaining. But everything is just about they're not complaining.

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2297.714

And last thing, not good for Big Cat. Montana has the best name in the tournament. The Grizzlies? Money Williams is a guy from Montana. That's a good name. But Money Williams sounds like a guy who's going to be a star in March Madness.

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I also have a fun fact about that game. I was watching that game at my friend's house at Delaware, and he had friends that were coming over that apparently had to leave because he was like, I couldn't watch a game with that guy because he was freaking out so much.

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Now we're on to St. Mary's versus Vandy. Oh, this is actually a pretty fun fact. Well, first off, notable alumni, St. Mary's, PFT.

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Delhi. There you go. Fun fact. Their name is the St. Mary's Gales, and their name was given to them by a sports writer in the 20 who nicknamed them that because they had so many Irish guys on the team.

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I guess so. Good way to look at it. Okay. And now we have a contradictory fact from PFT from earlier. Oh. But I think I understand where the contradiction comes from. Vanderbilt is the first college to participate in a basketball game, and that was a 9-6 victory over Nashville YMCA.

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So I think maybe yours is the first to play another college, and this is the first college to play. Okay.

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I don't know. All it says is in 1893, Vanderbilt beat Nashville YMCA 9-6 in the first college to participate, whatever.

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Okay, this is my last game. Alabama versus Robert Morris. I have some bad stats about Alabama.

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But I thought that I would phone a friend to maybe see if he could save those facts from being said.

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So let's phone this friend. Let's see if he answers. I mean, he should.

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Rico, thank you for answering the phone. Tell him he's live. You are live to tape on part of my take. Okay. Do you have any fun facts about this Alabama-Robert Morris game?

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I just want to know if you have any fun facts about Alabama's basketball program.

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I called you. I called you because I wanted. Wait, is that true, Matt? No, it is not true.

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This is actually incorrect. I actually have video evidence of us not leaving because we were going to go to the bar together and then some assistant coach hit him up and asked him to go to a different bar and he was like, oh, I got to go eat.

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Sounds like you guys might be dating. Yeah. I wanted to go on a date with him.

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No. He was ready to go with that. For the record, I had nothing to do with any fat girls. His kids were right there. I had nothing to do with any fat girls.

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All right, Hank. Hank, you're up. Wait, was there a Robert Morris fact in there? I thought maybe he would have something about Robert Morris.

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I do have a fun fact, but this is via StatHole Sports, is that they have the most losses of all time without a win in the NCAA tournament. Oh. Robert Morris. Okay. 0-8. Oh.

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Oh, actually sick. Actually. Wait, is that what you were referring to, Hank? The flu. Yeah.

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Yeah, let's hear it. Ryan Odom is the top of my big board. I really think that he's going to be the guy to get Villanova to the next step.

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there was some talks from mick cronin today i don't think that i want mick cronin uh people are upset about that i said todd golden yesterday i still think that there's a chance there um we have money we have a lot they're upset because they think that you're delusional correct yeah yeah yep yep uh chris collins i think is a blunt i think that he's probably going to be the one that gets hired he's a what

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He's just a little bleh to me. I don't think that he's going to be really exciting. I've heard that Porter Moser is gaining more and more steam. Which I think I would be pretty – I think I would be excited about Porter Moser, but I'm not exactly sure because, you know, he's kind of a one-hit wonder at Loyola Chicago. He's been in Oklahoma for a couple years now.

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Little Patino, I would like that just because it's fun. Like St. John's, Villanova to, you know – og big east basketball i have my answers all right i'm done okay i think friday night is by far the best

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That's it? No, the follow-up was they were like, he was just like, I play third. It was, I will not DH, I play third. Yeah, I love that. When I asked to play DH, he said no.

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There it is. There it is. That's it. That's all I wanted to find. Yeah, I played third. I played third.

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it was a super rainy it was a super stormy day okay and then thanks for that context it just got all of a sudden you just saw like bright lights just go all around all of the windows and you were like what the hell was that and then they got on the whatever the flight attendant got on the thing and was like alright we need to do an emergency landing in Baltimore everything's gonna be okay but we need to land immediately and then they told us after the fact that it was because the plane got struck by lightning did the plane get hurt

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Yeah, no, the plane was done. Oh. Like, it was good enough to land, but it was not. Like, if we went any further, it would have. It, like, knocked out some of the systems.

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And except Jalen Hurts, everyone is like, nah, he's still... It's unbelievable that the two most important guys in my life are Jalen Hurts and Joel Embiid, and they are just both the exact opposite player and both looked at the exact same.

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I saw that. I respect that. He was like, Jalen Hurts is a really good quarterback. And then whoever's social person asked him 50 quarterbacks, and he said that Jalen Hurts was worse than every single one of them.

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Hank and I are going to try and get them on a Zoom to really get a vibe. Oh, I love that. I love that.

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He just bailed on the switcher. He was like, you have to tell him that he's in business school. No, you don't. You don't. It just didn't have to be said.

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I have some friends in college. They would just take videos of themselves taking a piss in a stall and just pissing all over. Yeah. Not even close to the toilet.

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I used to do the thing. Like a carnival game. I used to do this thing in college where it was like a super crowded shoulder-to-shoulder college bar, and the line to the bathroom would be super long, so you would just go up and pretend like you're ordering a drink and just piss on the side of the bar. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, on the floor. On the bar, you're like, hey, can I – you're talking to a bartender. You're like, hey, can I get two Trulies as you're pissing on the bar.

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I don't know. That's definitely... He's sitting on the toilet and jerking off while letting the shower run.

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Also, yeah, Google says, no, a shower drain is highly unlikely to clog for semen alone. Makes no sense. Yeah, I think that was a college myth.

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It's getting up there. We checked recently, and it was still like a fifth of the amount of time that Hank went.

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Hank, can you please remind PFT that they basically lost to the Bears? They did. I mean, that's... Huh? Commies are good. They're in the playoffs. Wait, what? I mean, you love to do this, like, I'm bigger than you.

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No, you can agree. You can agree. It's Eagles Commanders Week. I'm on Commander's Alert. Okay. Respect. I'm on Commander's Alert.

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It was a good update. Went to the foot doctor. I'm in a walking boot. I still can't walk without crutches. But my doctor said eventually, within the next couple weeks, I will be able to just use the walking boot, which is big.

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He said... You're not an athlete? Very, very minimal chance that I need surgery. Did you tell him that you were an athlete? I would think like less than 1%. I did not tell him I was an athlete. How long until you get out of your boot? I think he could tell. How long until you get out of your boot? I get reevaluated in a month.

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That was so fucked up. Right before the Eagles Super Bowl. That was so fucked up that you just said that.

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We got a lot of football. I don't want you to have to cut your pants. Vikings are good. Vikings are very good.

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um no that's just like the culture and that all the coaches feel comfortable enough to go up and have that conversation yeah with nick sirianni leader of men the way that he coaches his guys is that you can do that and then you can go back the next day and everything's all right because it's like brothers yeah when brothers fight but it's at it's at the end of the day we're brothers and common goal of championships right you see that all the time in lions games

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Right, because of all the Super Bowls that Dan Campbell and the Lions have won.

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I think he'll be back for the playoffs, though, correct? I don't know. I don't think so.

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There's also another clip of he's interviewing, I don't know if it's his wife or his daughter or something, but he's interviewing another woman and they're talking about how beautiful Jalen Hurts is. And he's upset by the woman talking about how beautiful Jalen Hurts is.

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I didn't think this was going to get brought up, but I wish I got more information on that follow-up because it did make me laugh because it made it seem like he just hates Jalen Hurts because someone in his life thinks that he's hot.

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Kind of. Kind of like that. Or it could have just been like a random person that he was interviewing.

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I did that by accident. But yeah, this is it. Yeah, it's his wife. He's mad that his wife is thirsting for... Can I play the clip?

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Yes, yes, that's the information that I gathered, so I didn't take it too seriously.

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He should have pretty privilege. Yeah, memes just AI'd me so much. Memes is on an AI binge right now. He is. You said Jay Kaner just reminded me. He's on a generational run of AI.

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I've also seen a couple tweets now that said I would like to buy Cody Petit's stock.

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Great. Let's go. That could be good for you. Cubs are back. That's all I really need to see.

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Correct. You're saving money on the long term. You're only giving five. Yeah, yeah.

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1194.095

You said state. We'll cut this. We'll cut this. We'll cut this. You said state income tax, and Hank just immediately started shaking his head.

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Because sometimes crumbs just go down. You guys don't have fierce beards like Hank and I do. I mean, I have a decent beard. No, not the same.

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it doesn't matter because he's never going to get it, but what would we do with the lottery ball? If memes does get it, start over, start over, get a new machine. We actually should do that.

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No, Jalen Brunson is not a narrative. He is not. Okay. At what point has he had a team that's underperformed?

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We haven't seen the playoffs. Oh, you're going to turn me into a Knicks guy, and I fucking hate the Knicks.

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2419.219

The meeting's at a great point back here. How about when Luka went down and he just single-handedly brought the Mavs to the Western Conference final?

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No, he's not a narrative guy. He won two national championships. Jalen Brunson's a stud. Okay. Okay. Max is talking me into it. The question is, he hasn't won the big one. He's won the big one twice.

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See what I'm doing? You got me to the point that I'm starting to argue that Joel Embiid's on this list, obviously.

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2559.116

We'll see. Wait a minute, so now we're counting college for Kaitlyn Clark, but not for Jalen Brunson?

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But that's not a discussion for Ovi. Why would that be a discussion? He also fucking carried. He did. All right.

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Whatever. Yeah, you're not mad. That was the worst argument ever because it's the opposite. What? Is Villanova a Jay Wright merchant is the real argument there.

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One player can do really well, and the team still can't lose, but you can't blame the one player. Clayton Kershaw was such a good one because he would be so good in the regular season, and then as soon as the playoffs came, he would suck. Yeah. Bryce Harper is also an opposite one. He's never won a World Series, but he always plays well in the playoffs.

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Bryce Harper is like one of the best postseason hitters ever. He is. All right, so what's your fourth pick, Hank?

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3979.926

They also just described influencers. What? You were like, Coachella is just influencers going to Coachella.

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4011.779

Eight years ago, my Coachella? Instagram models. Instagram models other than like... My Coachella? Yeah.

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It was about the music. It was about the vibes. You were like, my Coachella was... Hot influencers.

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I still think that most of those were probably influencers as well. 10 years ago, you were 14, Max. I wish that were the case.

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If a brand really wants to send one of us, I guess I'll fall on that. I'm more of a Fyre Fest guy.

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I heard this Dominique Malanga is just a female Wemby. She can dunk, right? Yep. So I'm a Malanga head. A Malanga head? I don't know if that's how you pronounce her name. But a female Wemby sounds cool. You're Malangaloid.

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Yeah, no, that's cool. I feel like maybe she should have been like Paige Beckers. It's just a more marketable name. So that's why Paige Beckers went first. but Malanga's probably the better player.

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I think you go back and forth. I used to do it when I was actually training every time after I worked out because that was what you would do. But one guy telling you at the gym, no. Another guy telling you, yes.

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But, like, there's multiple experts. Like, there's another expert who can tell you. You? Joe Rogan. No, when I went, I worked. The Exos guys, when we used to do, remember we, before the combine, they put us through a workout?

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It just forces you to breathe out. You can still breathe out of your mouth, too. Yeah, you can. I do it and try not to breathe out of my mouth, but I end up breathing out of my mouth.

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Well, you can still breathe that. It's like it's breathable tape over your over your mouth.

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I also have those things that open up your nostrils, so I do both. You're just Ashton Hall. What? You're just that influencer guy. Does he do that? I've never watched any of those videos. You should remake one. It was one of those where people were talking about it, and I was behind the loop, and I never got into it.

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I have a fix for you there. Yeah. Do you know this changed my life? There is a sleep timer on your iPhone. What? If you go to your timer setting. Shut up. And you put a timer, there's an option at the very bottom to say stop playing. Oh. And it'll stop playing whatever is on your phone in like 20 minutes. Oh, that's huge. I do it every single night.

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No, this woman seems like the absolute opposite from the last woman. Even asking that question means she's not completely out against it, even though she should be completely out. Eight and a half months. That's insane. I think it was more of a... That's not even a question.

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Yeah. Balls are meant to show other guys. Right. Yeah. It's way cooler to show your boys your balls than anything else.

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Do you feel a little bit bad about this entire playoff just saying you don't feel bad about that at all? Nope.

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Tatum looked phenomenal last night I was like ready to I mean I'm he looked really good he looked like a superstar last night and from experience I know that it it sucks when when your superstar player goes down and it looks like they're out for a year but I can help you I can like tell you how to maneuver this situation yeah I've been there before I think that'd be helpful it'd be really nice okay can you help him I'm asking you do you want or would you like to receive my help

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When you have this situation, you turn lemons into lemonade. Right. Yeah, you beat the Knicks. No, no, no, no, no. We're done with the Knicks. Oh, no. We're done with the Knicks. But again, if the Celtics do end up winning, whatever. We're done with the Knicks. We'll cross that bridge when we get there. You can use this opportunity to get a good pick. Right. That's what I told them.

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It's a hard reset. If you look at the past of the Sixers, when Joel Embiid gets hurt, since Joel Embiid and Jason Tatum are looking like similar players in this moment of their careers, you can take years off and pick up picks.

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Right, but he's saying next year both of their statuses are up. Well, like, Embiid didn't play this year. Tatum's not going to play next year. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. I hope that he comes back. I want that on the record. I hope that he comes back. I don't root for any injuries. No, and he looked so good last night. And people were so mad that I tweeted that he looked good last night. He did.

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People were so... He was the best player on the floor. He was... Jalen Brunson was on the floor. I think Jalen Brunson was on the floor.

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That's another question. When did we talk about Jalen Brunson being a superstar? I think we've talked about that a lot.

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But if you ever want to talk, I'm here for you. I've been in your situation and beat Tatum very similar players. You know, sometimes you just got to take a year off and reassess as a franchise.

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And hope the lottery ball works out. You could have a top three pick next year. Think about that. No, we're...

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Don't look at the bad ones. You can't look at bad studies, dude. Tatum is young. Tatum is young enough that he'll miss a year, come back, and still be under 30. You can't say that about a lot of these injuries.

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And then he also went on to say, I think Jason Tatum injured his Achilles here. Dr. Bingball. Hopefully not torn. That was a hot take from Stephen Chay.

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I hate... It truly, truly does suck that Jason Tatum got hurt. I'm not kidding when I say that. It was fun to watch. It was a fun narrative. But it was really tough that for the past week I've had a million people say that he's Iron Man and that he's never missed a game. And then that's why he's so much better than Embiid. And then literally three days later, done.

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yeah people are so i like i tweeted tatum looks really good tonight because i was just preparing to like have to eat my work i mean i i was preparing for this for this episode and then a bunch of celtics fans saw that tweet and thought that i tweeted it after he got hurt and then i was getting check the timestamps and then i was getting debt well i have a similar one that i muted that was just like tatum is on fire or arising yeah it was like maybe 20 minutes before the injury

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And then the other moment was everyone was just like, this is your fault. You put your Embiid stink on Tatum.

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We were eating it up. I'm still, like, how could you possibly, how could you do that? How could you rig it? It's rigged. I don't think it's rigged. I believe what that guy.

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Correct, but I'm sure that it does get annoying if they put in all of this work for it not to be rigged, and then everyone just says this is rigged.

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I also feel like there's plenty of stories where it's like the most boring team. Yeah, but that's not what we do here, Max.

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I did not touch the buffet. Dude, he was inside of that buffet. We have it on camera. The only thing I ate at the buffet is when you fed me the yogurt and just put it on my face. Who was the cameraman? That was me, but you put the yogurt in my face. Who's editing the video? Pug.

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That's not true. I looked back at the footage. I did not say it immediately. I'll... Hand up, I did not say it immediately.

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Because I was looking puzzled because it didn't make sense. He said the Sixers have fallen out of the top six at like... That was a sad cow.

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But he was fine. This is bullshit. If they already did the surgery, they must have known this morning. They knew last night. Why are they just reporting this now?

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oh yeah you within achilles you know pretty much immediately yeah but i i feel like it's just mean to well steven chay was the one who really knew it like an hour after everyone else said it uh he said he thinks thanks he's like i think this isn't i'm sorry hank that sucks yeah it does i'm sorry fucking a man fucking a man don't fuck this guy

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told him that the sixers dropped and he repeated it because then they cut to commercial and he was like what the fuck was that he was like mad at somebody in production he wasn't like mad i think but he was just like what what what the hell just happened there because someone was definitely because he did no no it was not the wizards because he did say the sixers will lose their pick so there's they were the only team that that like could have happened to yeah

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So it had to have been that someone was just wrong about the reporting of what happened. which is crazy because they said it after like the ninth pick, which didn't make sense because their spot wasn't up yet. So in my head, I was like, this doesn't make sense unless someone already knew that and told him before they were supposed to tell him.

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But then when the seventh pick came out and it wasn't the Thunder, it was like, no, then the Sixers keep their pick because that was the only way that we were going to lose it.

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But we've been saying that. How many years in a row have Bulls fans be like, they're going to rig it in our favor?

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unless like certain times because i want to have some ice cream but if i have it if i have access to it unlimited access i will have multiple ice creams every day yeah so yeah which is with a cat and you you set out like a one of those automatic feeders i should get one of those i should get one yeah also we should put up a sign do not feed this man ice cream so that you can't ask people to get you do not feed the max yeah

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The first day of the ice cream, you not getting a cone on the inaugural ice cream day is going to be... Oh, it's going to hurt. Opening day has to have toppings. Oh, definitely. Opening day has toppings.

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Yeah, it's crazy. Let's just give another Eagles game in the morning and then another game at night. That's how they're doing it.

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We also found, because we found out the Eagles and Packers are not playing that Christmas, which means that...

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No, it's the same. Jimmy Clawson? It's the same, Hank. It's the same. I kind of agree with Hank. We had a guy tear his ACL celebrating a sack down 40 points. He sacked a backup quarterback. It's the same. It's just a clusterfuck. And just firing guy. And then, you know, Cromer got fired. Like, the whole thing... The Bears are a joke of an organization. I've been over this a million times.

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I don't think that it's the same because Caleb is still, he's got the talent to be. What was the knock on Caleb when he came out of college? He holds on to the ball.

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Yeah, I think crying. Yeah. He holds on to the ball too long. But he now holds on the ball because they told him don't throw picks. But I think it's a different holding on to the ball too long problem than what they had last year. That's why I think that going to Bajent doesn't fix anything.

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Because last year, the holding on to the ball too long problem was because Justin Fields just couldn't get the ball out on time because he couldn't process it. With Caleb... I think the problem is more that he just believes that he's going to be able to make a play, and he holds onto it and tries to run around, ends up getting sacked, runs out of bounds, whatever.

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Well, no, it's everything. Caleb is tentative and not seeing anything well, playing bad. The offensive line, playing bad. And the schemes don't work. I watched some tape. I watched the tape. uh, essentially Keenan Allen is, is, is playing DJ Moore's position from last year. DJ Moore had a great year last year. We're getting them in motion and letting them beat guys off the line of scrimmage.

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Uh, Keenan Allen's not as fast. Keenan Allen is old. He's not as fast as DJ Moore. Why is Keenan Allen running DJ Moore's plays? And DJ Moore is just being put out wide and just being like, okay, just get jammed at the line of scrimmage. Like don't, The whole thing is a mess. It will never get fixed.

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We hired a fucking, the guy who's running the whole operation is Kevin Warren, who remember tried to cancel football. He doesn't fucking like football and it's all, it's never going to change. So I think I, I think I might've reached the point where it's, I'll never believe again.

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But if they go up 7-0 on the Packers, they're back. No. They're back. I think I'll never believe a game. I would bet $1,000. I'll put $1,000 into the part of my take. What are we calling that? The tip jar?

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That when the Packers, if they go down to the Bears, Big Cat will be like, the Bears are back.

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I think I'm never going to believe again. I mean, we did it with Mitch. We did it with Justin. We did it with Caleb. I think it's rotten to the core. It has nothing to do with who they're going to hire the fourth best offensive coordinator to be the new head coach, and we're going to try to be sold on that, and I'm not going to fall for it anymore.

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Did you see the one guy I saw on Friday night? He was wearing a Drake May Bears jersey. That's tough. Kind of wild.

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But Drake May would suck on the Bears. Yeah, I think anybody would. Jaden Daniels would suck on the Bears. This is the Patrick Mahomes. Jaden Daniels is really good. This is the Patrick Mahomes. We didn't pick Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes would suck on the Bears because the Bears are a joke of an organization. That's just how it works. Nothing's going to change. They don't care about winning.

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And, yeah, Shane Waldron, that doesn't solve anything. That was also the first time they've ever fired an offensive coordinator midseason. That's good. Yeah.

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great awesome progress it is very funny that luke getzey and and shane waldron are the only two offensive coordinators fired this year and they both were hand selected by matt eberflus yep and luke getzey was fired obviously by the raiders like week six so knows how to pick them should have fired matt when you had the chance last year should have fired matt when we had the chance didn't do it didn't do it because we're fucking a joke he was like come on i'll get hot

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Unfortunately, Deion's going to the Cowboys. Unfortunately, Deion might be going to the LSU Tigers. There was a flight tracker today that a flight from Boulder went to, stopped in Dallas where Deion has a house, then went to Baton Rouge, and then stopped in Houston, and then went back to Boulder where Deion also has a house.

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That's very interesting. I love flight tracking. I love it. I love it. I've said a million times, if the SEC message boards had been in charge of NORAD on 9-11, we would shut that shit down. They are all over the private jets. And if they are saying it, then I have no choice to believe it. But I do think that Dion to the Cowboys would just be a lot of fun.

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yeah which i why not that would make for an interesting dynamic in the nfl if if your coach's son is also your quarterback i hope i hope i hope lebron lebron comes out he's like this is not right yeah the head coach should not be coaching his son so you're looking at coaches what deon sanders what else deon sanders mike vrabel uh somebody threw out the idea john burton Yeah.

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Mike Vrabel, by the way, he's the winner of this whole thing because he's going to get whatever he wants. Whatever he wants.

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Yeah, there's a lot of teams out there that need men. There's a man problem in the NFL.

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Yeah, there's a big-time man problem. Society, that's right. By the way, did you see – so here's how bad – it might go down as one of the worst head coaching carousels of all time. 2022, here, I'm going to give you all the coaches. So these are the good ones, Mike McDaniel, Kevin O'Connell, good coaches, good hires. Here are the other – this is 2022 coaching vacancies.

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Brian Dable got hired by the Giants. He's probably going to get fired. Doug Peterson, already fired. Todd Bowles, that was kind of coach in place. Josh McDaniels, already fired. Matt Eberflus, going to get fired. Dennis Allen, already got fired. Lovie Smith, already got fired. Nathaniel Hackett, already got fired. Ten head coaching vacancies. and half of them have already been fired.

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Yeah, I do like the idea, though. I think Josh McDaniels is a shitty head coach, and I don't know. At some point, another team might take a chance on him, but I like the idea of him getting back with Belichick. Yeah, that would work. Because Belichick can keep him in line a little bit. That would work. That would absolutely work. Because I feel like they do good cop.

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They do good cop, bad cop, but somehow Bill Belichick is the good cop in that relationship. That's how shitty of a police officer Josh McDaniels is.

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You don't understand. The Bears will never hire someone who's an alpha or a football guy. They won't. Because they just want to have Kevin Warren in an empty suit be the guy who's in charge somehow. This is never going to happen. They're never going to hire a guy who's like, this is it's my way or the highway. I'm running this. I'm bigger than the organization.

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It just won't happen because that would be a good move. And they don't. It's a fork in the road. And if it's good move, they always go the other way. Memes, what do you think about Rex Ryan? Oh, some glory days? I could make a sick, sick hype video. Sometimes you got to go back to move forward. I would love Rex Ryan.

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Yeah, you would. I mean, at this point, it does feel like that's the next move for the Jets, right? Is glory days.

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Then you're back. Who else would be a good glory days? Eric Mangini? Nope. The man genius?

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Pete Carroll. Yeah, remember Darren Rizzi called Dan Campbell and Bill Parcells.

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Yeah. Parcells is still very much alive. He just spends all day at the track, I bet.

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Yeah, and taking phone calls from coaches as a mentor. All right, last thing about NFL before we do college football. How are you guys? We're two days away from a PMT, all-time PMT rivalry match for the NFC East. How are both sides feeling? It's hate week. How are both sides feeling?

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I actually do. Okay. I think that the commander is going to win this game. I also went back and rewatched the film. I watched every play. That was continue. You don't know what I'm going to say. You know what I'm going to say, Max? Yep. You're debating a ghost right now. Yeah. I was going to say that the Steelers' defensive line and their linebackers played exceptionally well. Yeah.

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They're really, really, really good on defense. They limited Jaden to not scrambling at all. I think he had maybe five yards rushing. We didn't really do any design runs, and when we did try to do them, they didn't work, and he just got down immediately. They did a great job. The Pittsburgh Steelers are a very, very, very good football team.

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And if you look at how the Commanders bounced back to their other great loss that they had, which was against the Ravens, I feel like we're in a good position. I trust Dan Quinn. What was the game after the Ravens? I believe that was the Panthers. And that's when Mariota went out there and lit them up. Now, there's some frauds. There's some fraud talk out there.

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Yeah, also, can I say I'm... Because the Bears season is completely over. I'm now getting personally offended for you on the fraud talk. I'm not. I'm not offended by it. Oh, I am because I saw someone say the commanders have not beat – they've lost all their games to winning teams and they've only beaten losing teams. That's just not true. Yeah. They beat the Cardinals. Yes.

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They beat the Bears when they were 4-2. Yep. And they... Well, I mean, they were. They were, and they also lost to the Bucs, who were a loser. I don't know what... I feel like those arguments always... You just... I guess the person was taking it, their record at the time of playing. At the time, which you can't do. You can't do that. But if you do that... you beat the Bears, who are 4-2.

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So you can't switch back and forth. You can't be like, oh, we beat the 4-2 Bears, but that counts as an under-500 team, but we also beat the 2-4 Cardinals, who are now 6-2.

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Yeah, listen, you have to be consistent when you do your fraud stats. You either have to say, right now, what are the team's records that you beat and the teams that you lost to? If you go by right now, guess what? The Cardinals are a good team, and we crushed the Cardinals. But here's why I'm not upset at all about the fraud talk. It's an honor to be called a fraud.

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As long as I've lived, I have yearned for somebody to think highly enough of my football team to the point where they can hate my football team.

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I don't give a fuck. You can call me. Guess what? If you lose to the Eagles by a lot.

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No, I'm talking about right now. Oh. As we stand right now. Guess what? Bernie Madoff, he lived a long time as a fraud and he had fucking islands that he vacationed on.

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They're spoilers. They're spoilers. They win Monday Night Football. Tua looks good. And I don't know what the fuck to make of the Rams other than the fact that what the hell is going on with Sean McVay. Why are you kicking field goals on third down?

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But he also probably- He had a great run. But he probably also stayed up every single night being like, someone's going to catch me.

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He had a great run being a fraud. And I think this is how big of a loser I am. This goes against Hank's, all his messaging to me of how to handle winning. Now I'm going to go against it for a second because being called a fraud, we haven't been nearly good enough in decades for somebody to think that we're so highly rated that we could even possibly be frauds.

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Nobody thinks that a 4-14 team is a fraud. Or excuse me, 4-13 team is a fraud. Yeah, I don't agree with this sentiment, but okay. Yeah, going back to what Max was alluding to, I think, was the drop catches that Jaden had.

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That's not true at all. And I forgot to put in the Luke McCaffrey drop that he had, which would have been another, like, 25 yards. But, I mean, I'm going to go back and repeat what I said on Monday, which is Jaden did not play his best game. It wasn't his best game. He didn't look outstanding.

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Yeah. He did not play his best game, but I think that he— Max did make you say that. He probably left about, I'd say, 65 to 70 yards on the field in drops and a touchdown that was dropped. Okay. All right, let's see it. That's George Pickens.

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That was a drop. I'm counting that as one drop. We're on drop watch. Hank left. He's just like, I don't want to do this. That's a pass breakup. No, the defender didn't touch it. I think the defender broke his hands there and got in front of his face. Like he was covered.

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The Dolphins are technically not out of it. They're the perfect spoiler team. They might spoil a bunch of games, but if you look at the seventh seed in the AFC right now, we don't know. And this was a perfect weekend for it. All their competition for that final seed ended up losing. The Dolphins win. Tua comes back. Proves to us he can still make a tackle.

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That's maybe a pass breakup. Watch the replay. Okay. I mean, he got his hands into his hands. He would have, Terry would have re-caught that. That's a drop. That's a drop. That was a catch. No, he dropped it.

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You didn't see it bounce off the ground. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's how obvious it was.

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That's a pass breakup. That's a horrible throw. That's a pass breakup and behind him, yeah. So there's two drops so far.

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That's a bad throw. So that was two drops. And then there was a Luke McCaffrey one that he also dropped. Yeah.

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Because that last one was a missed throw. I would say of the drops compilation that I put on, there were at least three drops.

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There was another one that I didn't include. How did you not include that? Also drop. Because I didn't have the replay of it.

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We've got some great losses, though. It's really good losses. I don't think your season's over. I think you'll still go to the playoffs, but this is why I push back on the fraud thing. If you lose to the Eagles by a lot, being a fraud, that sucks because everything you thought you thought is not real.

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Well, no, I disagree because in this season, this is all gravy. This is all extra. So I didn't think that the Commanders had a good enough team roster-wise to compete and even be this good and win this many games. I was expecting eight wins tops.

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But what if Jaden plays like he did last week again against the Eagles? Does that not make you nervous about how many drops?

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I want to see Jaden continue to play well. That's obvious. But this is such an unexpectedly good season so far. that to have this many wins, I think is great. I'm not going to be upset about outperforming expectations because it tells me, number one, we've got a quarterback that we can build around.

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Number two, our coaching staff did a hell of a job to get this much production out of guys that were either brought in off the scrap heap or guys that are holdovers from the previous regime that are just not, they haven't shown to be that good and to get them to all buy in and outperform expectations. I think that's a great thing. So it's not like,

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It's hard for me to be disappointed about being a fraud if I never thought that we would even get to this place.

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What I'm basically trying to say is it's on the table now, and the true sicko and perverts are rooting for this, and who knows what's going to happen. But if we were running a race...

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uh the race started and jayden daniels car went so fast down down like he he just was going so fast looking great lambo my race started my car uh didn't start and then it went like 60 miles an hour and then it literally blew up there's another car that has shown up to the race that is showing that it could be faster than all the other cars and that would be the worst outcome drake may yeah

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yeah credit to tua sticking his head in there that seemed like it was a bad idea but yeah mcveigh kicking a field goal on third down i don't know if that was the right decision or not they probably weren't going to win the game no that was the wrong decision and here's why if you are going to play the game of we should kick a field goal before we kick uh before we try to get a touchdown do it with like a minute and a half left at the minute you get into field first down

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That's what everyone who's listening to this podcast is rooting for. And it's like, look at his face. Look at his face. He's already gotten one out.

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And in this analogy, that car didn't have a driver because the driver was like, I don't really care. Yeah, it didn't start off the gate. And then it started rolling for a little bit. And then the driver had to be convinced by his other two podcast co-hosts to get into the car and start driving reluctantly. And then he wins the race.

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I think Jayden Daniels is very, very good and looks great, but there's also just the fucked up nature of this ecosystem.

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that that's the only part it's like i'm not down on jayden daniels for any of his play i'm down on jayden daniels because of how this podcast operates yeah would you say that um does that make sense in this analogy big cat would it be fair to equate this to like getting a car that you you love and you're super pumped up about and you show off to everybody and then you drive it around and then you keep bragging about it and then yeah it stalls in the middle of the freeway during rush hour yeah

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I think he had maybe one of his worst games of the season, which was still a good game. He was okay. Max?

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Yeah, I'm not down on it. The only part that I'm down on with Jayden Daniels is that this is such a fucked up world that we live in. That that car might, yeah, sitting on the couch, just smirking a little bit, being like, whoops, me?

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Yeah, if he had played like he did against the Bengals, then we probably would have won that game. There were a couple throws that he missed. There was one on that final drive, which would have probably gotten us into field goal range at the very least, that he missed the one to Brown. He had a miss to McCaffrey when we were backed up in our own end zone that he missed.

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So yeah, there were some mistakes out there, but I still... I'm still buying all the Jaden Daniels stuff. As you should.

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And I'm going to stick with what I said, that I think that the Eagles have the better team. I think they've got the better roster. Um, but if, if our quarterback plays to the top of his ability, I think that we can win this game.

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Yeah. My car's blown up, blew up. Also massive Matt. Like it's my car is one of those like buses in India with like a hundred people on the roof and it flipped. Yeah.

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Credit to the Steelers, too, because Russell Wilson played very, very well. Swag. I think that the Steelers are a legitimate threat.

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Also, Mike Tomlin, you're not a degenerate. There was lip reading afterwards where you said, do not snap it, do not snap it. Okay. So he was not going to go for that.

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Yeah, but do it when you get into field goal range if you're going to go that route. Otherwise, why would you give away a down? The harder thing to do is score a touchdown. Why are you giving away a down there? Just go for it on third down and then kick the field goal. It felt like he got caught somewhere in the middle where he just didn't really make up his mind.

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Yeah, I mean, that's a dumbass play, a dumbass penalty we committed at the end. Yeah.

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Okay, boys. College football. We are three weeks away from, you know, two weeks away from Thanksgiving. Championship Saturday coming up very shortly. Of course, as we all expected on November 12th, the undefeated teams are Oregon, BYU, Army, and Indiana. Huh? Huh? Indiana looked good. Yeah, well, Michigan kind of almost won that game. But yes, they're 10-0.

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I think there was a not-so-quiet conglomerate of people that were saying that this was the week, though, that Indiana gets introduced to real Big Ten football.

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Yeah, I mean, that's been happening for the last three or four weeks, and they just keep on winning. And Kurt Cignetti is coach of the year for sure. Indiana, I think it's the first 10-win season for Indiana ever in football.

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Did you see his daughter got engaged to after the game with a video board? His future son-in-law said being with you is like being 10-0 every day. I'm undefeated in life. Yeah. I don't know what his plan was if they lost to Michigan. Being with you is like being 9-1 in a really good season. Yeah. You're a 9 and I'm a 1. Yeah.

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And they have their big game against Ohio State coming up, which will be another noon game. That's the big controversy. Big noon kickoff. Ohio State's finishing the season with all six straight noon kickoffs. Can we talk about big noon Saturday real quick? Yeah, but before we talk about it, I just want to say – This makes no sense and he seems like a really nice guy.

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It weirdly bothers me that Joel Klatt's name isn't Joe Klatt. Joe Klatt? Yeah, I don't like that his name's Joel. I don't know. Joel Klatt? Yeah, I just... It's just an extra L that I just don't really want to say. Schrodinger's Klatt? Yeah, do you guys... Is that a crazy take? Kind of. Yeah. Okay. I've never had a problem with it. I've always had a problem with it. I don't know why. Joel.

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Joel Klatt. He's just a Joe Klatt. Joe Klatt. He's making me do more work. Joe Klatt. Yeah. But he went on a big tangent being like, it's actually good, and it was essentially just saying it makes more money for Fox.

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You have to be decisive that if you're like, hey, we got to get a field goal first –

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Yeah, so that's the thing about Big Noon Saturday is it is entirely – it's a marketing gimmick that was designed by Fox to try to create a window of college football that people are excited to see where there was not a window before. Correct. Where, as in the past, you had the 330 on the East Coast kickoffs.

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Then you had the night games, and those were like the two big windows, and Fox has rights to TV games. So they said, why don't we just build an entirely new brand of appointment television around an early game? That's fine. It's nice to have more like a full day of big college football games. It's nice to have one game that you can circle in each window.

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Do it with a minute and a half left. So what we're saying is he made the right decision, but just way too late. Way too late and then early. To the point where it ended up not being the right decision because he waited so long to make the right decision.

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If your house that has one TV, this is what I'm going to be doing early in the day. This is what I'm going to be doing as I take a nap in the afternoon. This is what I'm doing when I eat dinner and watch a big college football game at night. That's kind of nice. But to make. all your most important matchups happen that early. It feels like there's a lot of people that don't like watching those.

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Number one, the fans that are going to the games. Yeah, Penn State, Ohio State should have been a night game. You don't have enough time to tailgate beforehand. You don't have enough time to get drunk enough to get a true home field advantage if you're at that game. And, yeah, it feels more important when it's at night. And it is.

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I have been a critic of Gus Johnson just because he has had at times been – I've liked Gus Johnson, but there's been times where it's like five yard out in West Lafayette at like 11.05, and he says it's like winning the Super Bowl, and it was a little too much. But the reverse has happened, and we've now killed Gus Johnson. I don't know if you could play that clip, but he was dead on Saturday.

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The big noon kickoff has killed Gus Johnson. He has no life left to him. Can you play the audio of the scoop and score? Yeah. I don't know if you can. Yeah, play it. Sometimes it's just too early in the day to get screamed at by the announcer. But this was a scoop and score. It was literally Ohio State scored a touchdown.

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I know that the game was over and they were killing Purdue, but it was insane. Oh, this is the other one. He had two. This is another touchdown. This is the first quarter.

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He's trying to find the scoop and score. He's trying not to wake up the baby. The scoop and score was even worse. It was so bad because he just, yeah, he's got no life left to him. All right, here's the scoop and score.

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People aren't watching this. They're obviously only listening. We're not going to be able to put the video in. I know the Ohio State was up 31-0. That was a fumble recovery for a touchdown.

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And then he somehow waited way too long and then also at the same time still did it early. I mean, shout out to procrastinators. I think it's a very relatable mistake to make. I feel like he just was like, I kind of didn't really have a plan here. Fuck it. Let's kick the field goal now. He was like, oh, shit. Yeah. I should have done this a while ago.

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It sounds like either a man that has the under in that game or a guy that's doing a crossword puzzle as he's doing the play-by-play for it.

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But big noon kickoff has killed Gus Johnson, but we have it. We actually have the big game. Travis Hunter is playing big noon kickoff, I believe, this week in Colorado against Utah. Boys, it's getting very serious because Miami losing, Cam Ward – I don't want to say eliminated from the Heisman, but that's a big blow.

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Well, Cam Ward, his case for being the Heisman winner was that he was able to bounce back from any sort of deficit and just will his team to victory. And then when you don't do that, when the luck runs out, then kind of all the wind gets taken out of those sails.

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Yeah, and then we have Dylan Gabriel who's still lurking and Ashton Gentry who's still lurking. Colorado has to win out. They have to win out and get to the Big 12 championship because I think that if you have a championship Saturday and Dylan Gabriel and Ashton Gentry and Cam Ward are all playing and Travis Hunter isn't, I think we might be fucked.

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That might be a problem. I'm actually going to stand up for Joe Klatt. Right now. Joe Klatt. So I'm going to be on Joe Klatt's side.

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Because he brought up a very interesting point about Travis Hunter. When we talk about his snap count. Yeah. And I forget how many snaps he played this weekend. I know he scored a touchdown in his 100th snap. Okay. And that was around the third quarter or so. So Joe Klatt pointed out that Travis Hunter actually played 170 snaps. When you factor in the penalty plays. Penalties, yeah.

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He actually played those plays. They happened. Yeah. Whether you like it or not, that existed before. in the time-space continuum. But just because there was a flag on the play, they don't count in the official stat sheet at the end of the day. 170 snaps, insane. The interception that he had was incredible.

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Incredible that should have counted. Should have counted. We just got to keep playing that interception over and over. That's his Heisman moment. That's his Heisman moment.

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moment that didn't count it didn't count yeah so that that will be a big game Colorado I I'm very nervous about the Kansas game Kansas is playing a lot better they're starting to cause chaos in the in the big 12 we also have so the SEC credit to Ole Miss incredible performance against Georgia they Georgia Georgia

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Their defensive line was so good, and their defense as a whole was so good, you thought the way that game started, it was sack, sack, fumble for Jackson Dart, and he got hurt. And you're like, oh, here we go. And then the Georgia scores on the third play. Here we go. This is going to be a blowout. Their defense just kept them in that game, and Jackson Dart obviously gutted it out.

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Their backup, too, came in and had a really nice drive. Ole Miss is for real, for real. And we now have an SEC where there's three teams that are one-loss teams, and then there's another, what, five teams that have two losses? And the craziest thing about the SEC, this is how deep the SEC is, South Carolina, who has three losses in the conference, I would take them over –

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I'll do it right now. But someone should have said, hey, no, actually, don't do it right now. Wait at least one more down. You know the old saying where there's never a good way to make the wrong decision? Yeah. This is like the opposite of that. There is a bad way to make the right decision.

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Probably three or four of the teams that only have two losses. Definitely A&M. I'd take them over A&M. I'd take them over Mizzou. I'd take them over LSU because they should have won that game. They got screwed. And remember, they almost beat Alabama. They were in that game. They didn't beat them, but they were in that game. So that's how deep the SEC is.

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And we are headed for a collision course where if Tennessee loses to Georgia, we're going to have a whole mess. Yeah, doomsday. Yeah. It's basically Tennessee losing to Georgia and Texas getting upset by Arkansas, and it will be headed careening towards doomsday.

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Yeah, there's going to be some wild shit that plays out in the SEC. I don't know that. Obviously, Ole Miss' defense played very well, but this is kind of a running theme with Georgia where their offense is not as good as it has been.

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They don't have the run game going. The offensive line doesn't look great. Carson Beck looks weird and also is not that great this year. Yeah. Ole Miss. Yeah, it's a big win for him.

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This is the one that Lane couldn't get, and he got it. The university has never had wins like this.

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Yeah, and I think they won one time against a top three opponent or something like that. It's been a very long time. Oh, actually, no. I know what it was. It was our guy, Chad Kelly. Yeah. First Alabama in 2014 or 15 or somewhere. Also, best wishes to Swag Kelly.

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Kelly had a brutal injury in the Grey Cup semifinals. He was holding his own leg together with his hands. Really bad.

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Really, really bad. So the other SEC big matchup, LSU's out. Brian Kelly, he's just such a loser. He's such a loser. Did you see the clip of him complaining to the refs about Alabama blitzing eight with like 15 seconds left? Mm-hmm. LSU had their whole starters in. They were trying to score a touchdown. I can't believe you complained to the refs about that.

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He's just a loser, loser, loser, and it's just so perfect that Notre Dame is going to go to the playoff and LSU is not. I wish they would just get rid of Brian Kelly because I want to root for LSU again. I can't stand the guy, and Jalen Milrow is the most electric – I mean, he was just so-so.

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Every single time he gets into open space and he does that running sideways thing, I don't know how the angles work. You're just dead to rights if he's got full steam.

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Who could have ever seen this coming, that team was going to try to beat LSU by having their quarterback run a lot on them? Yeah. Brian Kelly didn't see that coming. Brian Kelly did not see that coming. And the fake mic on the sidelines was a disaster. Also, I think that might be an indictment on Brian Kelly. Yeah.

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Because Brian Kelly, you have to be smart on that and stand up for yourself a little bit when it comes to endangering students to not look the other way when they're bringing a fucking live tiger onto the sidelines. That's facts. Just for your own brand. You have to be like, we're not going to do that again. It was a depressing fake mic. He was all doped up on quaaludes, passed out in a glass...

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I'm concerned about McVeigh's beard. So you know how he talked to us about the beard procedure that he had? He got PRP injected into his cheeks.

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Like, I don't know if that was a cage. Omar Bradley, right? Yeah, it was Omar Bradley. It was not Mike. The tiger's name was Omar Bradley. And it came from a tiger dealer who has had Omar Bradley escape twice from his cage. And Brian Kelly was like, fuck it. Okay, yeah, that sounds safe enough. We'll put him on the sideline. Bad, bad omens.

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You think Coach O would ever allow a fake Mike to be brought into the stadium? Mike the Tiger lives, I think, like 200 feet from the stadium. Correct. And you're going out of state to outsource a dangerous Tiger with a history of prison breaks, and you're bringing it onto the sidelines.

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It was insane. LSU's changed. They're down bad. I have two other shout-outs I want to give. I want to give Drive of the Week. To Army, they had a drive against North Texas. 21 plays, 94 yards, 13 minutes and 54 seconds off the clock. That's almost, I don't know how you could get more. That's classic Army drive. That's an insane drive.

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It scooped down way low. It's looking pretty patchy on the sides. I'm concerned about his hair. Yeah, well, the hair's another thing.

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Yeah. Yeah, insane, insane drive. And then the crazy chaos game of the night that most people probably weren't watching because it's too – Mizzou's still technically in it. Drinkwitz said that after. He's like, we're still in the playoff picture because they only have two losses. Mizzou versus Oklahoma had – it was – Oklahoma was down seven. They scored with like a minute and a half left.

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Mizzou gets the ball, fumbles the ball. Oklahoma picks it up, touchdown. So now they're up seven with a minute left. Mizzou then scores. Oklahoma gets the ball with 30 seconds left. They fumble, and Mizzou gets a touchdown off the fumble. So he had two scooping scores in the last two minutes to basically swing the game. Both teams were down seven, and then Mizzou ended up winning by seven.

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Yeah, I thought the crazy game of the night though was BYU-Utah. That was, yes, that was crazy. Because Utah, they won the game. Utah was just punishing them. Yeah. And BYU in the fourth quarter comes back. There's a lot of talk about the, was it defensive holding? It was holding on the outside, yeah. And the camera angle that we have is bad. You can't see anything. It's also holding.

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He needs to go with Juan Tondon and Nicky Smokes and White Sox Dave to Turkey. That's like a midlife crisis in a bottle right there.

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It also gives – but if you're not a fan of BYU, it gives you an opportunity to be like, this is bullshit. That clearly wasn't a hold because the camera angle is on the moon. But then you find out later that obviously there are fans in the stands that are taping it themselves that have a better angle. I think it probably was a hold. Yeah, I think so too. I think there was a lot of contact there.

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But there was enough – it was close enough where there was a ton of controversy at the end of it. And Utah felt like they had that in the bag, and that was just a crazy ending to it.

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I really enjoyed Terry McCauley, rules official, maybe the most dunked on guy ever after this happened because he said – I'm going to see if I can find it. He someone basically he basically was like, it's a hold. It's always a hold. That's the correct call. You know, yeah, like the end of story.

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And someone he said, I've looked at every pass play in the entire game, every complete route on the all 22. Nothing even remotely close to defensive holding occurred against either team because Utah fans like you can't call that now. You know, like it hasn't been called all night. And then a guy said, first of all, thanks for the retweet.

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Second, I find it hard to believe that you found the all 22 footage. Those are under tight lock and key in any program. Third, you clearly didn't examine the game. Definitely not in an hour. DBs and wide receivers are physical all night. Quit lying. And Terry McCauley just said, I have access to every camera angle of every game in college football within minutes of each play.

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I think that... NFL coaches and coaches in general have done no favors by camera angles when it comes to thinning hairlines. Yeah, I would agree with that. It's a bad spot to be in. But yeah, the Dolphins, they're not dead. The Dolphins are not dead. They're probably not going to make the playoffs.

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And he also was like, do you realize that a football game takes, there's like 13 minutes of action and the all 22 has run past split up. He's like, it takes me 20 minutes to watch every pass.

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So he doesn't watch the commercials? Is that what you're saying? No, he has the all 22. Yeah, all 22.

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Because he does, he still is the, I think he's replay guy for NBC. Yeah, so. Just people be like, there's no way you could have watched it. He's like, I literally watched it all.

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I need my replay officials and my rules experts to be Italian. Call me old school. But I like a good Dean Blandino I like a Gene Steratore I like those kind of guys Terry McCauley seems a little too Irish To me to get it right Mike Pereira you gotta have an Italian Memes is also Talking back here about a Time out that they called No what was that

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That is bullshit. All right, justice for Utah. BYU is going to lose a game. I'll say it right now. I'm going to predict it. Not a crazy prediction. They might lose two games down the stretch. I'm going to pull up their schedule real quick.

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Isn't Utah, that's the school that has the nuclear reactor on campus where a couple years ago after a bad loss, a student said that they were going to go blow it up?

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Yeah. They were going to detonate it? Yeah, that's right. BYU has Kansas, who's playing really good ball right now, at Arizona State, who's also playing really good ball, and Houston, who might be the turnaround team of the year in the fact that they were the worst team possible in September, and now they are very, very frisky. They're going to lose at least one game.

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So it's been a great story, but BYU's been doing this, living very, very dangerously for a while now. Okay, anything else? I mean, the rankings, they're going to come out with the rankings. We're taping this in the afternoon, but there's nothing that can surprise me. I do think they should put more credit on SMU. That's my big thing. And I don't know. I mean... We'll see.

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But you still have some games that mean a little bit to you before you officially start playing spoiler and just being like, okay, I'm going to go into every weekend trying to be an asshole.

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The SEC still has to work itself out because you have Tennessee, Georgia coming up. You have Texas A&M, Texas coming up. There's big games.

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I wouldn't be surprised if Tennessee was able to beat Georgia. Yeah. Because Tennessee, they're not a great team. I just don't know about it. But Georgia's not a great team either. Georgia's offense is not that good. Tennessee's defense is pretty good. Yeah. No, Tennessee's defense is good.

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I just don't worry about Nico in a road environment. Okay, let's do Hot Seat Cool Throne, and then we got our interview with Julius Randall coming up.

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Well, they have the Raiders and the Patriots next, so if they can win those two games, they're now sitting there five and six going into Lambeau Thanksgiving weekend. So, yeah. And I thought Tua played great.

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Our good friend Tom Fornelli pointed out something to me via text last night, and it didn't dawn on me until he said that. This very well could just be Billy vs. Canseco.

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Yeah, so to me, the whole build-up to this feels like this is boomer porn, where you see... Watch this clip. Can we pull up the clip? Because think about it this way. You've got Mike Tyson, who's a legend, and a lot of older people grew up watching and be like, this man can kill anybody, which at the time is 100% true.

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And then they naturally grow to hate the Paul brothers because they're, like, emblematic of everything that millennials and Gen Zers are doing. And so you're like, my guy that I've loved is going to knock the fuck out of this young little pissant. And you have all this hope leading up to it to watch the younger generation get their comeuppance.

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And at the end of the day, the older generation is also still very old and probably out of shape and probably not able to punch nearly as hard as they could. And it's just going to be very, very disappointing to anybody over the age of like 40.

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Like, I know that his numbers weren't, like, super flashy, but even in the second half, when they needed to get first downs, when they needed to extend drives to keep the ball away from the Rams, they were able to do it. And there's something about the Dolphins. I think it's a night game, and I think it's indoors. They just look so fast. And their uniforms pop, and...

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But it is. It's Billy versus Canseco, where it's like the older guy, everyone's like, holy shit, he's going to demolish him. This is going to be like a bloodbath. How is this young guy even taking this fight? And the older guy will most likely get hurt like 30 seconds in. Yeah. Billy did win, though. It's true. Go ahead.

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That's the difference. That's a great clip. The only problem I have is it's Jake Paul saying, I'm going to take your throne, Mike. Mike hasn't had the throne for 20 years. Yeah. More than 20 years. It's been 30 years. What's the headgear?

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Mike Tyson did say something like, Iron Mike has come back, and I can't control him when he comes back, which that's also scary for other reasons. Okay, good hot seat.

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dana yeah dana holgerson will serve as the uh nebraska offensive coordinator versus usc and i think for the rest of the season yeah this bullshit because wisconsin plays him next week oh no yeah they i mean he's gonna fix their offense no doubt no doubt about it i love it i love it our guy dana your best friend my best friend i'm happy for him yeah uh you had another cool zone

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Yeah, this one's better. You know what? I love it because this podcast wouldn't be careening towards year nine if we had kept that show.

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Yeah, that was the best thing that's ever happened to us. By far. It sucked in the moment. It was a very bad feeling when it happened, but looking back on it, goddamn, I'm so happy I didn't have to work.

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i just remember getting when it got canceled we got i got so high that i got trapped in a call of duty commercial it was like one of those when the new call of duty came out and they did like the three minute commercials and i was so high sitting on my couch trying to like numb away being canceled and i was just like the commercial got like two minutes in i was like did i change the channel where the fuck am i right now i remember what happened uh right after it was canceled you know how we dealt with her misery you guys are spoiling on the doc

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yeah i i i feel like uh they got another weapon too spoilers malik washington yeah so the guy that ran in that first touchdown he looks so fast so fast like how do they keep finding these guys i went up and looked up his combine stats because i was like how did the dolphins how did the league allow the dolphins to get another guy that appears to run like a 4-3 i think he ran like a 4-5-9 or 4-5 at the combine now i'm so deep in the conspiracy where i'm thinking that like uh

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Oh, okay. All right. Tune in to the doc. Tune in to the doc. Did I say the call to do anything?

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My hot seat is cleanliness. Okay. Did you see the story about Syracuse head coach? Yes. So Syracuse head coach Fran Brown says that after losses, he doesn't allow himself to shower because only winners get soap or excuse me. Yeah. Winners get washed. Winners get soap.

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i like afterwards he just he doesn't feel that he's entitled to shower because he doesn't deserve it after losing basically saying you get a piece of dry like steel wool and you can spit on yourself and that's the only way that you can wash i uh i like this i like this sentiment i i kind of disagree though shouldn't you wash off a loss and keep the mojo going for a win you want to don't ever change what about the stink of losing

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Yeah, you want to wash it off. You want to get that off? That doesn't motivate you? No, I want to keep the wind and never change anything. But if you were dirty, wouldn't you be more motivated to win so that you can shower?

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I want to keep wearing it. You keep going until... Yeah. Like being clean, smelling good is the mark of a loser? Yeah, right. A winner is just, yeah, just rolling through it. Your must should take over.

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Yeah, he probably has. I remember there was a team, I think it was Derek Dooley when he coached at Tennessee. And they were on a losing streak, and he blamed it on the lack of shower discipline on his players. So at practice, he had them gather around, and he had to show them how to wash their ass with a loofah. Here's where you put the soap. Here are the hot zones that you have to get.

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That's a mark of a loser head coach right there is when he's coaching showering to the guys. But I still appreciate it from a football guy mentality. Yeah, no, I like that part.

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But also for, I don't know if he extends that to the team or if that's just for himself. If it's for himself, I love it. He's like, I won't allow myself to shower.

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Yeah. And then my cool throne is Stu Feiner, our good friend Stu Feiner. Tonight, Wednesday in Chicago at the Laugh Factory, Stu is doing a stand-up routine about his life.

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I'm lucky enough to host it. Nick's going to be there. Mook's going to be there. Is it a 12-hour show? They're taping it for a special. Oh, he's doing a special? Yeah, Stu Feiner's doing a special tonight. Yeah, so he's going to do a stand-up routine about his life. I think the rest of us, we might roast Stu with our time on stage.

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Yeah, it's never-ending. We'll see. That's going to be a double VHS. Tickets are on sale right now if you want to go to the Stu Feiner stand-up special. Is there intermission and everything like that? I don't know. There has to be. Listen, nobody can control what Stu does.

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Yeah, yeah. That's definitely a possibility. Yeah. But I'm excited about it. I'm excited to be there.

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That will be fun. All right. My hot seat is cheap wedding guests. Did you guys see there was a viral post the other day? A woman said, we just got married yesterday. We spent $60,000 on our wedding with a guest count of 270. We worked our butts off and pushed so many bills, rent, et cetera, only taking out a loan of $4,000 from my mom. And we received $3,000 in cash and checks total from cards.

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We're freaking out. We thought we'd get more, and the lowest card amount was $10. And this woman is basically like, we expected a lot more for all of our guests, and now we're fucked.

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The only thing that I'd ask is if they had a registry. If they had a registry with, like, pots and pans, they fucked themselves. They should have just been, like, registry is cash. Yeah, right. I would expect for 270 people... I'm trying to do the math. Probably a lot of couples... I'm going to say I would expect at least 10 grand, at least a hundred bucks is what you like.

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They talk to guys who are fast, and they say, hey, just run a little bit slower, and then I'll draft you, and then we'll get you in an offense that works, and nobody else will know that you're secretly very fast.

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A hundred bucks is a typical, you know, depending on where you are in life. $100, I feel like, is the minimum you give at a wedding.

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Is that not right? I don't know because the registry plays a important part in it. With a registry, even if the average gift on the registry is between $50 and $150, you get people that spend $100 on a gift, and then they don't necessarily put up nearly as much as they would have. That's what I'm saying. The registry is all, if there was a registry, then they fucked themselves.

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If you're counting on this wedding to fund your honeymoon, then you just make a honeymoon fund instead of doing a registry at all.

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Yeah. I'm saying minimums too. Like I've, I even when I didn't have money, it would be like 300, 500. Like if it's a close friend, that's what you do. Minimum is a hundred. You got to pay for your meal and the drinks. That's kind of what you do at $10 is the big, I would fucking send that back to the person.

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very that's what i'm saying that's minimum you're getting a full meal a band a full bar maybe it was cash bar cash bar you give nothing that's a good point yeah cash bar you get nothing destination wedding

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They build the whole plane out of speed, and it works. So, yeah, looking at the Dolphins, I think they are just the prime spoiler team. I think they have a game against the Texans and the 49ers later in the season. They're going to win one of those two. It's not going to mean anything for them, but it will mean a lot for the team that loses. So that's not – listen, being spoiler –

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maybe it could have been a destination i do like to go when i go to weddings i like to bring uh like a bunch of cash and not have signed the card yet and i'll i'll my gift will be based on the time i had you put the stack of cash on the table and you start removing it can fluctuate yeah it's on the playlist bad dj yeah how was the dinner was there multiple what were the hors d'oeuvres like it's basically based off the hors d'oeuvres

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And then my cool throne is the NBA Cup because it's back. And we have an awesome promo going with DraftKings. We're going to start doing our NBA Cup picks. So people will be listening to this. Obviously, the games happen. But going forward, we're going to release it on all the socials on Tuesdays. So next week, look out for our picks on Tuesdays.

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You'll actually, if you're listening to this right now, you can go and look at our picks that we've already made on our socials and we'll look like idiots. But DraftKings has a great promo on the NBA Cup, so check it out. And we're going to be getting in on the NBA Cup this year. We're battling for the NBA Cup Cup.

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Yeah, we do. It's sitting right over there. So we're going to have some fun with that and hopefully...

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I was going to take the Sixers money line. But that's fine. You can take them against the spread.

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Love the NBA Cup. Oh, I'm going to take... Oh, I know it. This will be very stupid when you're listening to this. I'm just going to take every single Klay Thompson over. First time back in Golden State.

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At this point, if you can't get to the playoffs, be a spoiler. Yeah, but they're not there yet. They still have that hope to clean up. They still do. If they can win the next two games, they still have a little hope. Okay, other cleanup stuff. Am I wrong to think that Micah Parsons didn't say anything wrong? No. What did he say?

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Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest in studio, three-time NBA All-Star, two-time first team?

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How many times first team? All right, three-time All-Star. He's been in one of the all-NBA teams at least twice. Twice. Yeah, it doesn't matter which one. It is Julius Randle from the Minnesota Timberwolves. Does that sound weird saying it? Because it's still new, right?

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Yeah. So how, let's start with that. How is, how's the first month and a half that you've been on the Timberwolves and like feeling everything out and, and yeah, I mean, it's, it's gotta be weird.

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Yeah. And I mean, you got traded like late, like right before the season. Is that especially weird not having a like training camp and everything with your new team? You're just like, all right, now I'm on this team.

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Yeah. How long did it take you to get used to the business of the NBA and understand that sometimes things happen to you, not because it's like them. Maybe you still feel like upset if you get traded. You're like, man, I don't feel like they really appreciate me if they're willing to trade me away.

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But I feel like a lot of players that have been in your position at some point, you kind of figure out that it's not personal.

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The fact that he's on the Cowboys makes you think this has to be a story anytime he says something.

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I think you were also unlucky your first time because they had to, like, renounce you. They had to use the word renounce. Nobody likes to be renounced.

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Yeah, so here's what he said. After the game, after another loss, he was asked about Mike McCarthy's hot seat. And he said, that's above my pay grade whether Mike is coaching again next year. Coaching, Mike can leave and go wherever he wants.

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Was there a part of you like, oh, I get out of Tibbs practices now? I mean, there has to have been. And I'm a Tibbs guy, but everyone says the practices are brutal.

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And it feels like everyone who has played for Tibbs, they'll be like, yeah, the practices are brutal, he grinds you hard, but he also brings the most out of you. Because, like, you had your best year, you know, whatever it is, probably his second year, I think, in New York. Like, that's – and, like, we've had Joakim Noah on here.

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He's like, yeah, if I – Tibbs was a real motherfucker, but, like, if I didn't have him, I wouldn't have gotten the best out of my ability.

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Guys I kind of feel bad for are veteran right guard, Zach Martin, guys who might be on their last year or on their way out because that's who I want to hold the trophy for. And essentially being like, I don't give a fuck about Mike McCarthy. I guess...

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Yeah. Did you ever think about going back to school and, like, getting a master's degree from Villanova so you could fit in?

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Yeah, so your time at Kentucky, Cal, that was when Kentucky was rolling. You guys go to the championship game. I went to Wisconsin, so I was actually sitting like maybe 20 feet from what was it? One of the Harrisons hit that three. That destroyed me. Was there ever a moment during that game you're like, we can't lose to these white guys? You know...

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So, I mean, what kind of coach was Cal? Because I feel like he gets a, not a bad rap, but he obviously, like, there's a lot of times, especially his end of Kentucky, where it's like they weren't winning as much in the tournament. And he was talking about his draft picks and everyone's making jokes. But, like, he seems like a guy who every player loves.

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People are saying – he went on to say, you want to win games and do great things with those type of legends who put in more time and work than Mike McCarthy ever did. I guess that would be maybe the shot. Those are the kind of guys that I have so much sympathy and hurt for. I have no problem with it. It was honest. Mike McCarthy can coach seemingly for the rest of his life.

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Yeah, it also is cool. I feel like Kentucky is one of those schools because they don't have an NBA team in Kentucky. Like all Kentucky fans root for Kentucky players for the rest of their career, like in the NBA, like they're all do you notice that when you go and like see, you know, Kentucky fans at random arenas like cheering you on?

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What was the sales pitch like to get you to go there? Was Cal like, I will make you rich beyond.

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So, obviously, going to Kentucky, you're like a five-star recruit coming out of high school. What was the point growing up that you're like, oh, shit, I'm different than everyone else? Like, I'm so much better than everyone else.

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A NFL player has a limited time to be on an NFL roster, and he's like, yeah, the guys next to me who might be on there last year, those are the guys I feel for, knowing that Mike McCarthy's going to be fine no matter what. I guess maybe saying they work harder than Mike McCarthy ever works, I could see understanding that would be like, maybe don't say that.

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What was your best high school game? Do you remember one that you put in an insane amount of points? I just love thinking about... Because anyone who's obviously in the NBA, they've just been so much better than everyone for such a long time. It's got to be...

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I read a story that when you were playing AAU, I don't know if you were 11 or 12, but your team was so good that you guys flew private.

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And then, and then you have to, you go to high school, which I was high school. That was a different team from the AAU team, right?

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Yeah, but, I mean, at the end of the day, the fact that your travel was taken care of, it allowed a lot of people to play against competition that they wouldn't get to play against otherwise, right?

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But this is one of those, this falls under the category of you want your athletes to and coaches to give honest answers. And when they give honest answers, we should be like, that was an honest answer, not, holy shit, how could he say that?

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On today's part of my take, we have an awesome interview with Minnesota Timberwolves Julius Randall in studio. He stopped by, talked to us. Great time with him talking to NBA. We are going to talk about Monday Night Football, some things going on in the NFL, some cleanup from Week 10. We have college football talk. We're getting close to the end of the season. Things are getting tight.

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uh you know with my growth and um you know where I am today visualizing it yeah that's that's huge so you mentioned Kobe you you get drafted by the Lakers Kobe's at the end of his career does is he still psycho Kobe in terms of his workouts and everything is there a story yeah like we've we've heard them all but what was the one where you're like oh man this guy is different

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I think it's a fair answer to give, but it's also knowing that you're a star player on the Dallas Cowboys, know that any piece of media you put out there is going to take an out of context. Correct. And then you're going to have to answer.

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Yeah, and that's crazy to consider, like, that's the end of, you know, his career. That was the end.

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Early 30s, like. Was he, every practice, was it just full on, like, this is the most important game? No.

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Actually, it's a great move for his podcast to be open and honest because not only do you get the initial news bump when you say something, but then you also get the clarification podcast.

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Yeah. That must have been a crazy experience, though, going from, like, watching him courtside. When you were a little kid.

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Now, are you able to go hard? Are you able to, like, play as hard as you want to against a guy that you've looked up to for that long?

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This might be a dumb question, but I'm curious whenever I talk to an NBA player to know how you come up with new moves for yourself, like how you put wrinkles in your game. Is it, is it something where you spend most of your time or if you're watching like somebody else, you pick up things here and there, or do you have to get in like a creative mindset to figure something out?

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Where you go back on and address the controversy. You might ask yourself, is it wise for a star player to have a podcast and say at times inflammatory things? Or is that mostly the position that should be withheld for people that are media trained like the owner of the team?

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When did you know that you were awesome at spin moves? Because that's like when I think of Julius Randle, it's like the spin move, you know?

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Do you... So I looked up on Pro Basketball Reference, they have all your nicknames. I want to know how many of these actually people have ever called you. They have Big Jew, King Julius... Don Julio. Don Julio. Don Julio. Okay, I didn't know if it was Don Julio because it's Julius. Orange Julius. Never.

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I don't know. I mean, if there's somebody yelling Big Jew at you, I would just be like, I don't know. Yeah, that one's a little.

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How is it – you obviously saw Anthony Edwards last year in the playoffs and everything. When you get to play with him, he does feel like a guy who just makes everyone better in the confidence that he has. Is that accurate? Yeah.

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Yeah, I saw – what was it? The other night he scored, like, 27 in the first – was that him? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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They're just they're they're gorging the media. Like, they're just filling up the news cycle with things to talk about with the Dallas Cowboys. And somehow, Micah Parsons' quote about Mike McCarthy, Mike McCarthy's response quote about us handling it like men. We had a conversation like men do, which is a great thing to say. Like, how did you address this?

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Yeah, when that happens, are you just, like, I'm getting out of the way? Like, just get him the ball?

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He has what, three or four more years of him and then he's going to the NFL, right? Yeah, he's going to the NFL.

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Oh, no. What's it like being a Cowboys fan? It's bad. Because we talk about Cowboys fans. You talk about Cowboys?

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What do you say about Cowboys fans? Well, we talk so much shit. Well, actually, no.

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We had Skip Bayless on, and we also had Dak ranked as the 17th best quarterback in the NFL this year. Accurate. No, we definitely, I mean, it's fun to shit on the Cowboys, that they're kind of that brand. It's like the Yankees, it's the Cowboys, the Lakers. The Knicks. Yeah, the Knicks. So, I mean, are you ever going to win again? Because you're not old enough to remember the Super Bowls.

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Yeah, I mean, I have three kids, and they're Bears fans, and I had to teach them what tanking was last year. And that's a real humbling thing to explain to your kid that losing is actually winning. And they repeated it back to me. I was like, well, only when we're talking about the Bears, not like in life.

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I just assumed when Micah Parsons says we had a conversation like men, it was just Mike McCarthy on the shitter and Micah Parsons maybe sitting next to him in the stall next to him being like, hey, should we talk about this real quick? They're playing battleship with each other. Yeah. But you're right. You're exactly right that this is like a cats in a cradle situation.

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Yeah, yeah. It's like, no, it's good that we lost. It's like, yeah, I shouldn't teach this lesson.

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Did you ever feel like as a Cowboys fan you should go to Duke instead of Kentucky?

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being around like coach k and just like he was coaching an olympic team and stuff like that so it was like it just duke i didn't feel like i fit like duke culture yeah were you about to say like i went to kentucky big state school a lot of people there great student fan base and then i went to duke smaller school i visited not a lot of nice

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Wait, so when did you start getting recruited by these big schools? At what age? Like my freshman year. That's crazy. That's got to be kind of like a mind fuck to be like you're, you know, 14 years old and you've got D1, major D1 programs hitting you up.

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Oh, so they would come see him, and they'd be like, wait, who's that freshman?

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So I know that when you were recovering from an injury a little bit ago, you spent so much time off your feet. That you actually got better at basketball because you were studying. It made you study. You got all that screen time in because you couldn't walk around. Because I did read that you were forced to work on the mental aspect of the game more because you couldn't do the physical stuff.

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Micah Parsons learned it from Jerry Jones. Exactly. You can't say, Micah Parsons, how are you saying this? Well... We say everything here.

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Yeah, you can't discipline Micah Parsons for doing the exact same thing that your owner does on a weekly basis. As he's fighting, he's fighting now like a two-front battle, one against the PR machine around Micah Parsons, and Jerry Jones is also fighting a battle against The Sun, and he's currently losing that battle to The Sun, although they have adapted. They've adapted a little bit.

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Was it was it frustrating the playoffs two years ago when you're you were playing like very banged up and you had a ton of injuries and you, you know, you struggled at times like was it frustrating? Having the fans be like, oh, why is he playing better? It's like, dude, I have so many injuries right now and I'm out here battling.

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Because that would drive me nuts where I would just complain about my injuries so much that everyone would be like, all right, stop complaining about the injuries.

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Yeah, but it was clear, and you were battling through it, which you should get more credit for.

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If I tried to do this podcast and I had a severe concussion during the podcast, that's all I would talk about.

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I'd be like, hey, listen, none of the shit that I'm saying right now should count against me because I am banged up.

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And I would just milk that. But I guess it's a different mentality if you're a professional athlete.

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What what because we are fans and we're stupid. What do fans get wrong about the NBA? Like when they're watching it or like they're just it's like that's not how it works. Or I think it's from my perspective, it's that I don't think anyone I think the average fan doesn't realize how incredible you guys all are at basketball, even like the last guy on the bench.

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Mike McCarthy did that press conference yesterday, and the sun was beaming straight into his eyes where the podium was. So they set up a little sunblocker for Mike McCarthy. I mean, what are you going to do? You're going to put up a sunblocker? You want him to bulldoze the entire stadium next?

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Wait, so in the NBA, when you've been on bad teams, do you guys still in the NBA do the thing that, like, you do when you're growing up playing team sports and you look across to the other team and you're like, oh, we're fucked?

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You count it, you're like, all right, they got that guy, that guy, that guy, and we got, oh, shit.

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And you know when you were growing up that every team you played did that for you. They were like, oh, we're fucked.

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yes i can guarantee we could go like get kids from texas that were in that same area and at that time and be like yeah what was it like playing jewish and i was like yeah we showed up and we were fucked private jet they just saw you they just looked at you like shit my mom said not tonight yeah you could feel it i'm sure you could for sure

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Is there a – like if you're in the middle of a losing streak, if you're on a team that's not going to compete for anything at the end of the season, it's a long season and it gets dragged out. Is there a difference between like how to be a good teammate on a shitty team versus how to be a bad teammate on a shitty team?

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Like can you pull together towards anything if you're on a team that's that bad?

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Yeah. The facility? You can't do that. You can't do that. I did like that move by Jerry Jones being like, hey, here, we'll answer the critics on The Sun. Yeah, we got you. Bang.

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Really good team. When you first got into the league, who was the one guy that you were like, oh man, he's way harder to defend than I ever imagined or craftier strength? LaMarcus Aldridge. Oh, good answer. Yeah. Not a crazy vertical for the Marcus Aldridge, but he was – But he knew how to get a bucket, man.

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But I really have no problem with Michael Parsons saying it because there's a lot of truth in it that... I think an NFL player, as much as you don't maybe want to say that quiet part out loud, they are always going to care more about the guys next to them in the locker room than they are about a coach.

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Yeah. Yeah. Very good. I've always heard also Stephen Adams is a crazy guy to go up against.

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Yeah. He creates all sorts of math problems that you've never had to figure out.

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Yeah. All right, this has been so much fun, Julius. We really appreciate you coming by. I had one last question for you.

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We mentioned earlier the Tibbs practices. What's the craziest drill or practice that Tibbs would make you guys do? I'm fascinated by this stuff. We had Joe Keeman here, and he told us what – was it Kirk Heinrich he said used to sit in his car before the practices and just be like, God damn it, God damn it, I don't want to do this. Or is Mike Dunleavy maybe?

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That's a cycle drill. Damn. Just touch the ball 100 times and then shoot. Yeah.

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Yeah, we got that. And after you shot, would you do it again? Yeah, absolutely.

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Oh, actually, I did have one other question. Wait, PFT, you had a last question?

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Yeah, I was just going to ask about some of the work that you do in the community because it's pretty cool stuff that you're up to, and I feel like a lot of people would like to hear about it.

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It's not like he said... You know, at this point, I can't control what the coaches do. They make some decisions that I don't like, but I'm going to go out there and play for the guy next. It's not like he threw Mike McCarthy under, I guess, a very, very large bus. It's just the fact that he did not praise Mike McCarthy enough as he talked about.

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Where did you live when you were in New York? We used to live in New York as well.

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Our office was, our old office was right across from Madison Square Garden. Oh yeah? I heard about that. It's that area. It's good. Not sometimes. During COVID. There was a couple times where I came in the office and there was a guy jerking off in front of me.

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on the street i said minnesota is a lot more convenient yeah yeah you get in a car that's the thing i i do miss parts of new york and it is nice not having to get a car but then when you do get in a car it's like oh this is kind of nice just put on like nice music or podcast just drive it's gotta be nice getting out to the midwest yeah i love it stretching legs a little bit um all right well julius thanks so much man anytime you're in the city we'd love to have you back on this was so much fun i appreciate you guys thank you thank you yes sir

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Or say the cliche thing, which the reporter was fishing for, is Micah Parsons being like, no, we're still fighting for our guy, Mike McCarthy. Yeah, which would have been not true. Like they're fighting to win games. But this is also the point in the NFL season where guys do start making business decisions where it's like, listen, I'm we're not going to go to the playoffs. We're not a good team.

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Psychopath. Not a psychopath, but at this point, yeah, you should be well beyond that. Now, a lot of women don't realize that the size of a man's dick can fluctuate wildly depending on anything from the temperature of the room to what pants they're wearing, what they had to eat that day. Were they running? Are they scared at the moment?

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yeah there's no if you had a big dick you're you don't give a shit yeah i think no you'd be flashing everywhere he's probably grower not shower yeah and yeah at any given time walking around probably like an 80 difference in how big your penis can appear he just wants he's still putting on like the happy face for you he's not afraid to show you his real self and that's the problem my urologist was a stool yesterday did you did you show it

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No. So I went to the urologist for my kidney stones. Very nice doctor walked in and he was just like, hey, you seem familiar. Maybe a big online presence. And I was like, sick. Nice. Let's see that schlong. Yeah. So we talked about my kidney stones. He took the kidney stone. He's going to do a test and all this stuff. Looked at some CT scans, whatever.

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And I was like, are you going to look at my dick? And he's like, no, I don't have to. And then I was just like, well, I shaved for you. And that got awkward.

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Yeah. And then he said after he's like, just so you know, like I, I follow you on Instagram, but I, that I had been following you for a while. It wasn't, it didn't just happen. I was like, I appreciate that. But yeah, I mean, depending on how my kidney stones go, that guy will look at my dick eventually.

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So I had two urologists in New York when I was going through the same thing with kidney stones, one of which was an AWL of the show, did not show him my dick. The other guy was not, but you feel like you have to make small talk when the doctor is like- Looking at your dick. Moving your dick around and feeling things. And so he was like, so-

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So Sollenberger, is that the name of the guy that landed that plane in the Hudson? And the only thing I could think to say, because we were still doing that joke, was, yeah, you know, they named a drink after that guy. And the guy goes, oh, yeah? And then I just couldn't bring myself to deliver the punchline. I just choked big time. Yeah, it's a big time moment. What's the punchline?

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You know the punchline. Yeah, Grey Goose with a splash of water. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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I got to get my stats. I got to put on tape. I got to play for my next contract. And again, Mike McCarthy will be fine because if he doesn't get another head coaching job, he'll get a consulting job. He'll get paid $3 million to sit and find the next Jets or the Bears next head coach. He's going to be fine. And then he'll say it should be me.

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holy shit yeah good for that guy good for him he should be holding the fish up next to his dick to show how big the fish is what if he just has stuff in his pockets and she's expecting the john ham now so i'm looking at the angle right now there could be something in that right pocket that gravity is pulling down yeah it could be a golf ball or just his phone what do we have any other picture

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Oh, is that it? Okay. All right, good. It is a girl. Okay, so we have confirmation because obviously there's a lot of people who think the guy's on chicks. There's a lot of men that write in. That would be an all-time wrinkle if this dude AWO basically concocted a story for us to look at his penis.

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Yeah, I think you got to, I mean, he's also, the fish is a nice fish. It's a really nice fish. And he's not doing the cheating thing where he's putting the fish too close to the camera to make it look bigger than it is.

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That and his dick. There's a good possibility this guy sent you that picture because there was something in his pocket weighing it down that made it look like he had a big dick and he wanted to send it to you so that you'd get excited.

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I don't know, dude. The guy's wearing the croquis, the sunglass things. He's kind of a sportsman. I think that's a man's man. I think that's a man's man.

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And the guy with the big dick and the fish, if you want to chime in with your size, soft and hard, we'll take that.

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Yeah, right. So he's set up for life. I don't have a problem at all with what Micah Parsons said, but what I did have a problem with is that he referred to his defensive coordinator as Zimmerman.

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Wait. The husband texted the guys on chicks. No. The husband had his wife. Text the guys on chicks. Yeah. I like this dude for the record. No, it was a mess. My bad. But this dude rocks. The fact that you, the wife has to actually, if this story is true and the wife has to be like, Hey, he has to look after our fucking daughter in the morning. That's awesome.

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This guy is like, he just got, listen, it's always when you get older in life, Those moments of like, oh, the night got away from me. I just didn't come home. Those don't happen anymore. But if you know someone who that could happen to, that guy rocks.

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And there's always one friend that you have to be on the lookout for. Yeah. Everybody's got that one friend and getting to spend one night. It's like a little mini vacation that he gets.

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give him one night alone with his most unruly friend I've had moments in my life where I've been out with friends and it's like oh night got away from us we didn't go to sleep we just went to the casino till 7am or we stayed at the bar those are the best nights ever and I wish I could still do those I haven't done one in forever this guy rocks credit to him his wife wrote a confusing guys on chicks but I love this fucking guy he's the man Pug any presidential orders you got for us

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Love that. Yeah. Thank you. Also, I received a lot of feedback from Monday's show, especially the end of the show, accusing me of not saying love you guys to the listeners. Many people felt unloved. I did say I love you guys. It seemed like this was Max during, you know, he's trying to psych me out for hate week and take me off my game because the Eagles-Commanders game on Thursday.

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So I don't think he knows the name of his defensive coordinator. He might not. I think he thinks his name is Mike Zimmerman.

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Wouldn't be surprised if he does some monkey business and takes it out at the end of the show, too. But I did say I love you guys, and it was visible on the YouTube.

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We'll see. Pug, when you fuck, if you fuck for like a minute, are you like, yeah, actually, that was seven? Yeah. Dog years. Yes.

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Okay, nice. It would rock. Credit to you, Pug. If when Pug became a dad, he had like six kids at once.

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A litter of Pugs going around would be so great. Pug, if you have anything, if you have six tuplet, six tuplet, six tuplet, six tuplet, the odds are like one in a billion. But if you do, I want you here and now to say that we're allowed to make one of those weird, creepy reality shows about him.

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That would be crazy. But guess what? The reality show would pay for your kid's life. Six of them. The Puglets. Those shows. What was it? Octomom? Octomom, yeah. And John and K Plus 8. Those were.

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Nothing is a bigger guarantee of your life getting ruined than doing one of those shows.

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Yes. Okay. The Duggars. The Duggars. Numbers. Three. Forty. Eleven. Five. Ninety-nine. Twenty-one. Sixty-four. Love you guys.

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You would think that he would at least get his defensive coordinator's name correct. It was close enough. I guess.

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Maybe they just call each other man. Yeah, he's the Zimmerman. Yeah, he's the Zimmerman. Yeah, that might be it. Yeah. Okay, other news. The Bears fired Shane Waldron, which was just a Band-Aid on a gaping wide hole that's going to keep bleeding out forever.

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Yeah, so Shane Waldron, Luke Getze, both get the ax early. Both Eberflusse's hires. Now, here's what's crazy is that when you look at Shane Waldron being fired and how that all shook out yesterday, Adam Schefter said that the Bears are going to make a decision. They're going to move on. They're going to make some changes on offense. It could be their coordinator, and it could be their quarterback.

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We're going to do guys on chicks, hot seat, cool throne. Hey, it's John Gruden.

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Why did Adam Schefter, why did the Bears even throw that out there? In what world? Is benching Caleb Williams right now a solution to anything?

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I actually think there's – I don't want him to be benched, but there actually is a world where it solves a little something in the fact that you now have – for all the jokes we made about the Panthers and fleecing the Panthers, we are the Panthers from last year in that you had Frank Wright, who was like a lame duck coach, and he was calling plays, and then he gave Thomas Brown play calling duty for three weeks, and then he took the play calling duty back.

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Now the Bears, lame duck head coach, rookie quarterback, give the play calling to Thomas Brown, who's now the Bears offensive coordinator, probably going to take it back after he sucks. So I'm just worried that, I mean, it probably doesn't matter at the end of the day, but yeah, I think you could probably hurt Caleb Williams even more by having him run an offense that doesn't work whatsoever.

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I want him to play, but... I'm it's gotten so bad that I actually could be convinced that like, yeah, maybe we should just sit him out and just start next year fresh and be like new team, new everything new. You know, like you never even played an NFL game.

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Yeah, and Eberflus has broken him to a point. I mean, you can see it when he plays. They stressed it all summer, like, hey, we want to take the aggressiveness out of him. his brain is locked up every time he drops back.

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I think the players want, if a player did go to the coaching staff and say, we want to have Bajan play instead of Caleb Williams, do you think it's because that's the fix that they learned last year that worked in the short term when they put Bajan in and the offense looked a little bit better? So the solution that they have in their minds is let's get Bajan in?

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Or is this a completely different problem that the Bears have this year compared to what they had last year?

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They are – it's the same problem every year for the Bears. They are actually running essentially the worst anniversary year of all time. It's the 10-year anniversary of the 2014 team who – that was Mark Trestman's last year. And down to like a T, it was actually – when the season started to spiral, it was losing the Dolphins, Brandon Marshall and Robbie Gold getting in a fight in the locker room.

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Always great when your kicker gets in a fight. Mm-hmm. Losing to the Patriots, that was the famous Lamar Houston towards ACL after sacking Jimmy Garoppolo when we were down 40 points. And then, so we lost the Patriots. Then the next week was the game that Aaron Rodgers threw like six touchdowns in the first half. So it went Patriots, Packers, and everything.

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And then Jay Cutler got benched for Jimmy Clawson because Mark Trestman was trying to save his job. So this is, it's just history repeating itself. I do think they probably at some point will probably be like, yeah, we'll just put in Tyson Bajan.

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Well, this isn't the first time you've had this debate with a Philly person. I already saw that you went on 97.5 and the Philly Sports Talk Radio and did the same thing. It's about that video, which I basically just want you to admit that it was clickbait because there's guys on that list who you just can't make that debate for. Explain the list, Max.

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The list that he did, it was a social video, and the question was, who is the quarterback that you would rather have over the next five years? And it was Jalen Hurts compared to a bunch of different quarterbacks. Some of them, I don't even, like, I can understand that you can make an argument for. Jaden Daniels, fine. Justin Herbert, disagree, but I don't know film, whatever.

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I understand there's film people that like Justin Herbert. I'm not going to argue Justin Herbert.

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So then where did you have problems? CJ Stroud, Young, whatever. Trevor Lawrence, I respect you dying on a take. It's a bad take, but you've been the Trevor Lawrence guy since day one, so you have to go there. Over the next five years, the fact that there's two quarterbacks that you just can't make this debate for.

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Over the next five years, what makes you think that Dak Prescott and Baker Mayfield are both better options at quarterback than Jalen Hurts? Dak Prescott is 31 years old. Baker Mayfield is 30 years old. And they have shown nothing in the NFL for the first eight years of their career. What does Jalen Hurts need to show more of rather than those two guys?

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It's just a clickbait video that you had to do if you're going to include Dak Prescott and Baker Mayfield over Jalen Hurts.

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He won a single wild card game. He won one playoff game with a very good offensive line and a very good run game, which you like to diminish Jalen Hurts for. There was a number, the number three run game and the number one. That's what Baker Mayfield has done.

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Yeah, he would. I rest my case. But what is that case? That the Eagles have a good football team? I know the 97-5 guys did this to you already. You picked them to lose every game in the playoffs. So you didn't think that they were that good.

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Okay, you picked them over the Rams. You picked the Packers over them. You picked the Commanders over them. You picked the Chiefs over them. So you didn't think that they were that good.

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But when has we've gotten to a point in sports where playing well in big games doesn't matter? No, it matters. Dak Prescott does not play well in big games. He never does.

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Yeah, because he put up numbers against shitty teams and absolute blowouts. That's what Dak Prescott does. I would rather a quarterback who wins football games, carries the game. Once they're winning, they run the football, run the clock out, doesn't put up garbage time numbers, and then when it comes down to it and times that matter, he shows up. Jalen Hurts does that. Dak Prescott does not.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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good two years ago and he's been good when he's healthy he's been hurt Jalen Hurts was good two years ago yeah Jalen Hurts hasn't had to learn a bunch of different offenses though has he Max no no he's actually had the same regime offensive coordinator and play caller every year of his career no he hasn't no he has not I get it every single year

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Well, the Trevor Lawrence thing I don't even care about because I respect that. He's had this Trevor Lawrence take forever, and you die. Everyone knows that if you have a strong take, you die with that.

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Yes, in an absolute dumpster fire of a year in Philly, Baker came in and beat the Eagles and then lost in the next round. Congrats.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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What did Baker Mayfield do this year? He played the commanders. He had a chance to ice the game, and he fumbled in his own territory to lose the game. Jalen Hurts went out and won football games. Baker Mayfield lost. We're looking at the most recent situation. They played the same team. Baker Mayfield put up 20 points. Jalen Hurts put up 52. 52 points. A lot of fumbles.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Baker Mayfield threw for 180 yards in that game when he needed to throw the ball to win. Jalen Hurts didn't need to throw the ball to win in those games that he didn't throw for 200 yards.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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It was on after a show. I feel like it was big on the CW network. Yeah. And it would be, like, two and a half men, King of Queens, and... Maybe Seinfeld.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Oh, I got How I Met Your Mother. Oh, you do? Yep. Okay. I've seen every episode like three times.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Does anybody, anyone here a big Puna Ford fan? I'm trying to find Justin Fields wearing number three. Puna Ford's 95.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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That's the problem with winning Super Bowls is that you provide good players, and then those good players don't have contracts anymore, and then other teams can pay those players more than you can. So right now we're just offloading contracts, which kind of sucks. We traded C.J. Gardner-Johnson.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Yep, Darius Slay retweeted something that kind of talked about that. Oh, no. Yeah, no, but Gardner Johnson's actually been very mature about it. He did a thank you Philadelphia post, and then he also was on some live stream. He was talking about how it basically had to happen because he was like, I had to go.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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I just asked for them to send me to a contender because they have a lot of contracts that are coming up, and the young guy's got to get paid. So that's basically what he said is, we're not really saving that much cap space for this year, but we're saving a lot of cap space for the next couple years because... We have a lot of guys on rookie contracts that are going to have to get paid.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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He didn't request a trade. He just understood the trade. Okay. He understood that if he's there, then Nolan Smith might not get paid, and Nolan Smith's got to get paid. It's a business. It's a business. Yeah, it's a business.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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It looks like he's gone. We're not going to be able to afford to pay him either. We instead went and traded for statistically the worst offensive lineman in the NFL. But Mekhi Becton was also a bad offensive lineman. And then Coach Stoutland coached him up, got him ready. So hopefully we can do the same thing. Had a lot of potential. He was a first-round pick in 2022.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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So he's basically still a first-rounder. We traded C.J. Gardner-Johnson for a first-rounder.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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No, I won't. Me, Chris, and Big Cat were in a group chat being like, we got to meet up. We got to meet up. So then once we did meet up, I sent Big Cat a picture of us.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah, no, we were in until it closed. So what time did it close? I think four. Is that right, Pug?

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Let's get Pug on the parade. I don't know. Yeah. It's Valentine's Day. That's a big issue. That's the issue. I was thinking about that.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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A lot of pukes at dinner. After being gone for eight days and then being like, I had the most unreal night ever, but I need to have another one is going to be a tough one.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Like yesterday. Yesterday was like I was sitting at the airport. I was about to go get food. And then I was like, I shouldn't eat anything right now. I ended up getting Lunchables. That was my lunch. Nice. Hank, that was my lunch. What? Do you not remember that debate?

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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not rushmore yeah yeah yeah so i had that and then i had you know a salad for dinner yeah salad i got a salad for dinner you have to eat something green i'm going to diet heavy heavy diet starts started yesterday you gotta book a trip to like a sauna or something like you need to sweat yeah you sleep for like 50 minutes yeah just to just to get get it out kind of started the toxins out but you're going on an exercise vacation

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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If you'd only watched the two Super Bowls that Jalen Hurts and Patrick Mahomes played against each other, Jalen Hurts clears them by a million.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah. What type of jumpsuit was Big Don wearing? Big Dom basically got us into the party and then immediately left. He had a lot of stuff going on. He was like, yeah, he texted me the next day.

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Like, he's got to be on point with that. Yeah, as he was walking us in, C.J. Gardner-Johnson was walking out, and he was like, he was like, Dom, I'm going to need a ride from me and all these people, like, immediately. And then he was like, all right, all right, I'll get to you in a second.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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We know you're on Hank's side, but you killed him. Tom Brady will never have tape like that first half tape. No matter what. That will be on his legacy forever. That he had a chance to do something legendary and came out with the worst performance in the history of football.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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So we'll just go with that. Do you think Carson Wentz still thinks that he's like, if that were me, I would want to.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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I don't know. This is a way more fun conversation than what I was going to say.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Actually, I'll ask a question. Yeah, do it. Realistically, where do you rank Jalen Hurts as quarterbacks in the NFL right now? Right now, one.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Jalen Hurts, it's not even close. Justin Herbert is just a regular season merchant, and then as soon as the playoff... It's exactly what you don't want in a quarterback. Someone who looks really good in shorts and does bullshit during the regular season, and then as soon as the playoff comes, shits his pants. Jalen Hurts is a complete...

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That's fair. I would say top three, but I'm willing to go to top five.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Hertz is above Lamar. You can't... There's no... Hertz and Lamar have been in the same situation with both loaded rosters, but Lamar cannot win.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah. Yes. I'm alright with that. Four is okay for you? Four I'm okay with. I'd have him six.

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I get hard for you guys. Thank you, Max. Max gets real hard for us. I'm always hard for you guys.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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John Summit's pretty big now. Me and PFT were having this debate all weekend.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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PFT was getting mad at us for saying we're going to the John Summit concert, not the Ludacris concert. Ludacris show.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Right. But you're doing good. Oh, I also brought the boot. I was meaning to show that when I first came in. It smells horrendous.

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Yeah, you don't want to overuse it, and then it runs out of power. That might be true.

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Yeah. No, but then I'm going to be put in the situations of... If it loses... Yeah, I think it's just playoffs next year. Just playoffs. Just playoffs. Because then you're going to use that against me. No.

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Did you text him to do that? No, he did it on his own. I think he actually, I don't think those were fake.

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Mm-hmm. I don't think I got that in my bag. I don't think I have that. No, he's going to live and die with every game.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah, I was surrounded by Chiefs fans. Surprisingly, there was a decent amount of Eagles fans on that flight to Kansas City, which was... They're probably just going to pillage the city. Yeah, I don't know what... There was one guy that... I was, like, sitting in, like, the seventh row, the first one past first class, and there was this one guy who... No big deal.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah, comfort plus. Uh... There was a guy who literally just stopped dead in his tracks, and he just looked at me and was like, what the fuck are you doing on this flight? The last guy you want to see. Shout out that guy.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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He didn't sit next to me. He was just walking down the aisle and saw me, and he was just so disappointed that my face was what he saw after losing the Super Bowl like that.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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We were a little bit late getting to the party, so some people were leaving as we were coming in. But there were still, I mean, there were still some big names in that little section.

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That's only one person. And? I would like you to guess. I think you'll get it within two tries.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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reed blankenship came up to me and was like wait a minute you're the guy from barstool right hell yes shout out reed so shout out reed that's my guy but i mean all jokes aside that was so that was like a surreal moment that like i mean he's been an integral part of this team all year he was great and then being at this super bowl after party and then him coming up to me and i was like

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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I saw Nick Sirianni was getting after it. He was just walking around with a cigar in his mouth the whole time. There was a server that would come around. He was ripping tequila shots. As he should. He was having the time. He went up on stage and he did that whole thing. What's that whole thing? He sang a speech.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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That whole thing. He sang my way? No, he sang this – I can't play this song.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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No, but he sang a song that was like talking – it was basically everybody's talking all this stuff about me. That's what he did.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah. Wow. Nice. That's too much golf. At some point, you got to be like, this is too much.

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But, like, come Sunday, are you still going to wake up like, oh, I'm itching to get another round in?

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah, I took no pictures. Well, I don't know. A million people are going up to them asking for pictures. They're trying to enjoy their Super Bowl night, and I just wanted to enjoy everything that was going on without being annoying.

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You can do it. I think you can do it, too, for sure. Big Cat can do it. I have a ton of faith in you to be able to do it.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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I'm currently the fattest I've ever been, so I'm going to work on that.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah, but you're a champion when you're fat. Yeah, no, I got to... That's... That's it.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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It was great. All right, so did you talk to anyone else? Did you hang with anyone else? Yeah, I walked in. The first people I saw were Chris O'Connor and Shane Gillis.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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He was the main character of that party. He rocks. He was forming a dance circle, and only himself was in the middle dancing in the circle. It was awesome. What was Pug doing at this party? Pug got a picture with Sirianni. Okay. Good.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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No, so Jalen Hurts was there, but he was in a different section within the section.

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Yeah. But he was kind of one in his own in that section. Other people would come into his section, but everyone else was in the mix of everything. And he basically had security going in and out of that section. And as soon as he moved everywhere, everyone just had a phone just filming him walking around.

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Coach Dan Hurley, Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus, Ovi Breaks The Goal Record, An Incredible Final Four And All Time Choke By Duke

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That was bad. I should have known that joke. Yeah, you should have. You should have. I was like, I'll look up how it's spelled.

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Coach Dan Hurley, Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus, Ovi Breaks The Goal Record, An Incredible Final Four And All Time Choke By Duke

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No, they're just fun. They are fun. They're more scoring, so I appreciate that.

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Coach Dan Hurley, Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus, Ovi Breaks The Goal Record, An Incredible Final Four And All Time Choke By Duke

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He got it from, like, one of those AI type in whatever things, but... Like he's the one who did it the first time and now it's for everything. Yeah.

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Coach Dan Hurley, Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus, Ovi Breaks The Goal Record, An Incredible Final Four And All Time Choke By Duke

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If Jerry was in the room, probably. You would have flashed it? I would have. At least flashed it? Maybe. Fuck Jerry.

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Coach Dan Hurley, Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus, Ovi Breaks The Goal Record, An Incredible Final Four And All Time Choke By Duke

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I used to be so bad as a kid. I used to get so many technicals in basketball. Of course. For going like this. Just for losing my temper.

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NFL Week 18, Playoffs Are Set, Lions Get The 1 Seed, Bengals Bounced + Who's Back Of The Week

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We head to Philadelphia where Sirianni was saying Tanner. Me Kiki, do you love me? Are we thriving? Now we told the league you are arriving. And they want you. But I need you. You're our QB2. QB2. QB2. Jahan G. Spottson was absolutely fucking the Giants D-all game as he went on to have his best game of the season.

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NFL Week 18, Playoffs Are Set, Lions Get The 1 Seed, Bengals Bounced + Who's Back Of The Week

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One of the lone bright spots for the Giants had to have been Tyrone Tracy Chapman, who was saying that, I could be a fast star, but I need a ticket to get me out of here. Poor guy. Eagle 20, Giants 13. Thanks, Rex. We head to Foxborough where Hank is with us.

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John Fanta Talking Final Four, NFL Coach's Picture And Tush Push Being Banned, The Yankees Might Be Cheating, Impractical Jokers Down Bad + Monday Reading

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Obviously, there's bad blood between Kevin Willard and the athletic department at the University of Maryland. But the players? Players to zoom the players? We'll see. No, we saw. He didn't address them. No, but we'll see if any of the players come with him.

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No. There's coaches out there that kill people. There's coaches out there that you defend that help cover up murders. Whoa, who do we defend?

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You don't defend him. Who do we defend? I mean, everyone says that there's way worse coaches that do worse stuff. Why are you pointing at us? Who killed someone, Max? What, Max? He didn't kill anyone, but there was allegations that he was... Actually, tune into our Monday reading.

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Yeah, yeah. We have a graph that someone... What did Kevin Willard do? He went into the media and said that he... Oh, shit.

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Dylan Brooks also just went nuts. He got kicked out of the game. That was interesting. That was interesting.

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Not necessarily a school that gets great resources. Do you think he's a great hire? I think he's a good hire. Okay. Who would have been a great hire?

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Yeah, Jay Wright. Todd Golden? There wasn't like guys out there this cycle for there to be like A++ hires. So I'm excited for the next chapter. We're going to be competitive again. You got the crown. We got the crown coming up.

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And that's just the nature of the game. And Kevin Willard went to Villanova to get a better job and to be in a better situation for his family.

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Deal. See, that's another thing. One day, Maryland will face off against Villanova in something, and that'll be awesome to watch.

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But it should happen next year. It should happen next year. No, I would love that. I would absolutely love that.

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Yeah, we won the series. What happened to that? We just got to keep winning series. Aaron Nola is just Aaron Nola.

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Every single game, he starts off great. He looks like the best pitcher in baseball, and then he has one inning where he just blows up every single game.

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I'm certainly not saying he's an asshole. He's a great coach. He's going to bring Villanova back to where we need to be.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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Reporting live from Philadelphia, where 2K Quan Barkley has officially etched his name into the prestigious 2000 Dark Club. Kenny Chiklitz redeemed his performance from last week with two early touchdowns and a 24-7 halftime lead. Not a big deal! After an unfortunate injury, Tanner McKeegan Bradley looked like the people's quarterback while throwing his first touchdown pass of the year.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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But then A.J., what can Brown do for you? Express ship the Memorial Ball into the stands. After we all thought the ball was gone, A.J. went to Big Don Corleone and said, someday I will call upon you to do a service for me. And that day is today, as Big Don was able to retrieve the ball for A.J. to give to McKeegan. Shout out Big Tom. Eagles win 41, Cowboys 7.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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This was last updated on February 28th. That's crazy, Joe. He doesn't like to do his job.

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But Jason Tatum said, fuck out of here, man, after being up 25-2.

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It's a race right now. I was watching the Sixers-Warriors game last night just actively rooting for the Warriors, and it's a weird place to be in, but you got to do it.

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What if Jalen Brown wins it? Then is he the face of the league? Yes. Yeah.

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Yeah, he was. Scotty Barnes, future face of this league. People don't talk about this video as much as we talk about this video.

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He says face of this league. He should have said future face of this league. He's going to be the face of this league. It's total crap. Face of this league?

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I feel like every single year they say that they're taking away Daylight City.

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That's going to be a day, boys. Saturday for Patty's Day. Rainy. That's ass.

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I didn't ask for a picture because I was like, you know, this is the best night of his life. I wanted you to, you know, enjoy the night and not get hounded by a bunch of pictures. So I felt out of respect. He wants credit for that. I don't want credit for that.

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People in Philly, you know, sometimes we get over emotional and we say things that we don't mean.

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Sometimes you say things you don't mean. That's all. That's all.

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First question going off of that. How does it feel now to be in this class of immortality in Philadelphia? Like going into the year was obviously a little feisty with you and the Philly fans. And now no matter what you do, you're automatically on the pantheon of all-time greats.

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All right, Max, go. Number one, that was great. I'm happy that you're in this moment now because, like, Howie Roseman is another one that, like, people really criticized him after, like, the Jalen Rager, Justin Jefferson thing.

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It's good. And I'm happy Philadelphia's turned on people who deserve – to be turned on for the better. You're turned on.

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I try and say something right. Never works. All right, next question. Back to Italians. Is Kevin Petullo Italian? Because I'm seeing different reports.

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I just wanted the people of Philadelphia to know coming from you that he is Italian.

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He's Italian. Follow-up question to that. Let's get the boys fired up about him.

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An excellent bison. No, I believed it. I just wanted the people to stop putting out these fake rumors.

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But following up on Kevin Petullo, can we get the Eagles fans fired up? Like what's he going to bring to this offense? Tell me about Kevin Petullo.

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I don't think that that's how it went at all. I think that they're making this up. You've got to see me out of it.

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Are you ever going to get it? I think Memes is going to get it today.

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Here comes three, Memes. I'm so sick. It means birthday, by the way, 30. Happy birthday, man.

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I don't know. Things are changing. Things are changing. The Commanders were the heavy favorites other than the Browns. Now, the Browns were the heavy favorites. Correct. But if you were to bet on any team other than Cleveland, it was Washington. And now it's Eagles and Washington have the same odds.

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Shane told me he had the least separation in the entire NFL last year. I don't know if that's true, but Shane said it.

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No, I mean, Jalen Hurts, I knew he was going to have a good game today. He always does that.

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Yeah, he's angry at the haters. I am angry at the haters. I have a list of the haters.

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yeah like if if other if other shows want to interview max yes we'll screen them yep but we'll i won't do a good job he can go on any show yep i won't do a good job with that those okay i want you going up and down radio yeah put them on radio row yeah all right we'll figure out how to do it i have six people on my bad list and then two people are on on a good list oh i do have two good hank hank hank's looking yeah why are you doing the put on he wants to be on the good list

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Yeah, Hank can be on the good list. So that's three people. I'll add Hank to the good list. Okay. I also don't have, there's no references here. It was just, I was throughout the week going through Twitter and like watching different things and then just putting people on name on the list. I don't remember what any of them said.

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Bad list. Mike Greenberg. What did he say? Don't know. Chris Sims. Chris Sims said a lot of shit. Okay. Chase Daniel. Okay. Co-host of Diana Rossini, I think. Right?

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Alex Smith. Kurt Benkert. Okay. And Nick Wright. Okay. All bad. All bad. Good. Dan Orlovsky. Yeah. He told everyone they're pieces of shit for saying that Jalen Hurts stinks. And he said that he didn't say shit, though.

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He basically just said that Jalen Hurts was good. And Craig Carton. Craig Carton also was backing up the Eagles. So those are my two good guy lists and my six bad guy lists. I don't know any of the context for any of these people, but that's it.

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Yeah, no, there's a lot of Jalen Hurts is not a Super Bowl winning quarterback, which really pissed me off.

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Yeah, let him off the leash. Well, yeah, I mean, he was last week. Last week was snow game. It's hard for any quarterback to be good in the snow game. And he was hurt. And now he's got a little confidence. We're going back to the Super Bowl. He had his best game of his career against Patrick Mahomes in the Super Bowl. He's got to do it again.

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Yeah, that was bad. That was like a big wake-up moment in that game. It was a positive pass out.

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I was very close to passing out. You should have just passed out. I was very close to passing out. Mom, I know you're listening to this. I'm going to work on it. I'm sorry. Because she's definitely going to be very upset that I almost passed out. She's going to wish you had passed out. Yeah.

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Yeah, no, that was bizarre. So you got a dog? I did get a dog. So for the haters that say I hate dogs... Is she okay?

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Shout out, Paul. Paul's made it very easy. It was a very good... They're the best. You know, interaction. They brought me into the dog and made it seamless. Got me in and out the door really quickly. And, you know...

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That's not true. I had a good weekend because of the dog. But you said, I haven't slept. My sleep schedule is fucked, and this dog is ruined. The reason I haven't slept is the dart stream. And the dog.

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Yeah. Kind of like football. Nope. She's a good dog. We went through... We've been looking at paws. Me and my girlfriend have been looking at paws for a really long time, and we finally found a dog that we were not finally, but we found a dog that we were really excited about, and we jumped on it, and it happened to be that her name was Nola. You jumped on the dog?

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Yeah. We can't keep going back. I thought about it, but we can't keep going back and forth.

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Everyone go get a dog from Paws Chicago. Any Chicago dog trainers out there. Hit me up. I got to train this dog. Okay.

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The game, Max. Yeah, no, the game was great. There's not really much more I can say. Jalen Hurst was fantastic.

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Shaquan Barkley is the best player in the NFL, and I think that he's going to change the running back market because it shows that we're going back into a play of game where running the football matters and you can win running because there was that stat that was going on for forever that actually we still don't know that stat.

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I know, but Saquon Barkley is a piece that... This team is not where they are right now without Saquon Barkley.

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I'm not just saying immediately, but going forward, Saquon Barkley is getting paid less than Gabe Davis.

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But I'm saying B. John's next contract, he's going to get more than the top running back was getting this past offseason.

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Yeah, no, it was great. It still was stressful. You know I was saying stupid shit at the end of the game.

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But as far as for this podcast, you would love this. It would be good for numbers. You would love to see me lose.

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I know. I'm rooting for the Eagles. If it was the Bills, it would be a whole different story.

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This is ridiculous. I'm trying to cheer up my friend PFT. This is pussy shit. If I were losing this game, we wouldn't be doing all this shit.

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I know. I'm so excited. It's going to be like the best week of my life. Cool. That's awesome. That's fucking cool.

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Maybe. We're going to interview him quickly. Let's not. Big Dom, you know. Big Dom does what Big Dom wants to do. We love Big Dom. We're not going to pressure Big Dom. We're not going to pressure Big Dom.

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No, I'm wearing the same thing that I've worn the past two games. You saw what PFT did when he changed up his outfit.

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No. Which I didn't realize. That's not true. I don't even want you to realize it. I just want you to know that I am dialed on winning a Super Bowl. I need to win a Super Bowl. He also, he's out of the boot and he wore the boot. Yeah. Big Ben. Yeah. No, I'm bringing the boot to New Orleans.

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I'm bringing the boot to the boot. I have to wear the boot inside the Caesars Superdome.

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What did he say? If the Eagles win, that's a promise. If the Eagles win, I will do a shoeie out of the boot. I love that. Did Nick say? That'll be so gross. I love it.

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They might be. I gave them the hang for the Halloween costume, and then I think he gave them back to me. We got to find them. We got to find them. People want to see the pants.

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I lose all of my clothing. My clothing has like a one-year lifespan until it gets lost.

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A lot of losses in the Super Bowl. My whole thing... I just wanted Nick Sirianni to also be listed as a winner when he's not. Terry Bradshaw?

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The fake punt was stressful. You were up 14-3. Yeah, but that felt like a game, like a momentum changing.

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Yeah, but we were up two scores against them in that other game, too. You can't pick it. I kept saying that, and you kept telling me about that.

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I know, but it's still stressful. When we went three and out to start the second half, I felt kind of stressed then.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

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Oh, also buy some merch. We got some new merch in the Philly store. Hank is wearing some of it.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

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I don't know. I am terrified of that. I think he's going to do like a house divided jersey.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

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Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what he ended up doing today. He was at the Eagles tailgate, but he said on his show on Friday night that he was going to try and get to the Chiefs game. He was trying to go to both games somehow. That's not possible. Maybe second half? Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't know what he ended up doing, but he was at the Eagles tailgate for like ESPN game.

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I forget. I don't know what they do. They're they're pregame for the NFL. And then he was like, I really want to get to get to Kansas City, though, for Travis's game. I think Travis is going to retire after this year. The way that he talked about that made me think that he's going to retire.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

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I know. We got to take him down. We got to take him down for Hank's legacy, really.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

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Only lost to the Eagles. No, I mean, but this just tears down everything the Patriots built. Not fully, if he keeps winning.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

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Just win. Just win. If the Eagles lose this game, I will have lost 67% of the Super Bowls on this podcast. Since I've been here. Yeah. Since I've been here.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

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The Eagles are going to lose. Shut up, Hank. See, now when I need you, you're just a fucking dick. Now I'm beginning to think you're not actually an Eagles fan, Hank. Well, what was last week? Last week you were, you know.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

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So what are you going to do with your future? Patrick Mahomes under a field goal. I'm going to ride it out.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

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I don't know. There was some meme of the Eagles and the Chiefs playing the Patriots in the Super Bowl, and it was one of those America maps of what every team is going for. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

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Yeah. So, yeah, there's a couple spots. Niners fans hate the Eagles. They also hate the Chiefs.

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I was thinking about just getting a new phone on Super Bowl. No, that's not good. What?

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It also made the darts so oily. Yeah. No, duh. And so hard to throw. Yeah. It was a big detriment.

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I didn't even get a week of thinking that was a good bet. Incorrect. UConn. UConn. It was 100-1. If you give someone 100-1, you can't be like, oh, what the fuck. It was 100-1. Obviously, it wasn't going to win. Villanova was supposed to make the tournament, you said. Yeah, and then they started sucking again, but it's okay.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

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You said it like, if we get to a million by the end of the stream, you would show dong. Eventually, it will get to a million.

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NFL Week 12, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Commanders Lose A Stunner To The Cowboys, Eagles Roll And Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah. Yes. I mean, that is abundantly clear at this point. They're just kicking the shit out of everybody. Saquon Barkley deserves to be in the MVP conversation. Yeah, I agree. He's incredible.

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I was also told that. QB 13. I actually was told not to draft him in the first or second round of my fantasy drafts.

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Yeah, no. I think everyone's been anointing the Lions the winners of the NFC. I would like to know what makes the Lions so much better than the Eagles at this point. You can say coaching. Other than coaching, what unit is better than the Eagles?

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Even then, I didn't really like... The aggressiveness is not that big of a deal. Trust your defense not to give up a Hail Mary to end the half.

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Yeah, the first two drives were like, all right, this is a different offense.

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NFL Week 12, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Commanders Lose A Stunner To The Cowboys, Eagles Roll And Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, the first two drives. Yeah, no, the first two drives were a little scary because it was like, all right, this Rams defense is a little bit different than the past teams that we've been playing. But then the defense settled in, and it was like right back to where we were, like with the best unit in football.

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NFL Week 12, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Commanders Lose A Stunner To The Cowboys, Eagles Roll And Who's Back Of The Week

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All I know is that the Eagles went up three games in the division. I mean, I had some family stuff going on, so I didn't get to watch every game, but Apparently, we're up three games in the loss column. Is that true?

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No, I just didn't really know. I know that there was a missed kick. Can you elaborate on anything or no?

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Well, I have one more thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember when we did our preview, we were like, the commanders need to crush the Cowboys.

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Is this also Commanders related? It might be. Okay. The Hail Mary at the end of game. Are we counting that interception or no?

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And it counts because – Even though it was just like a throw, like a Hail Mary.

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Got it, got it. It did not get to the end zone. Yeah. That's good. That's good. That's like basically a win.

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NFL Week 12, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Commanders Lose A Stunner To The Cowboys, Eagles Roll And Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, the counter of he is so good, how many were there? It was low. He had six drops. It was low today. Six. Can't throw it and catch it, dude.

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We need more controversy on this show. Yeah. Well, we've had it. We're going to have a closed door meeting and then someone's going to leak it.

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Yeah, a lot of green. A whole lot of green. Yeah. I'm just still talking to this mic even though.

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Find that snitch. I'm going to the game on Wednesday, so I'll be there in support.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

1002.785

Just that this tournament doesn't really matter anymore because there's no more Big East teams left.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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Yeah. That's the national champion, St. John's. There's too many SEC teams. Big East is college basketball. SEC is football.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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And the fans aren't the same. It's football. Because when you're watching... SEC basketball fans, you're only thinking in the back of your head, like they don't care about this like they care about football. Correct. When you look at Big East basketball fans, it's everything. Right. It's all you got. It's all you got.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

1440.693

I am bringing as much as I would any other day. You are bringing a lot. You're bringing a lot.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

1578.643

I don't know. Maryland keeps winning, so it's not great there. Maybe this guy.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

1598.009

No, I got to respect dibs. Yes, thank you. I got to respect dibs.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

1603.212

Yeah. And you respect that. That one I don't respect. No, you do respect it. Well, we'll see. Nasty. If you get the first pick, I will respect it. Thank you. But if the Sixers get the first pick, I will not respect it.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

1641.402

You're not using big man. You're doing a bad job. I said he is a... I mean, everyone in the NBA is a big man. Paul George is a big man. Fact or fiction. He is a tall... He's tall. Yeah.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

1711.212

Yeah, he was a name that was floating around Villanova circles. Oh! I think the Minnesota years have scared some people.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

1812.909

I was actually prepping for... The next region? No, I'm trying to count as how many football schools and basketball schools are left. And there's honestly more basketball schools than I thought.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

255.074

The crown should be playing. It's the week of the final four.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3025.144

120. One of the guys off the bench played more minutes than him.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3230.483

He belongs in the Big East. He belongs in the Big East. Oh, man, that would be so great. That would be awesome.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3474.643

He was actually asking a question. It wasn't a take. It was a question.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3562.294

St. John's was a dumpster fire before Patino went there. The coaches that they brought, they were just a revolving door of bad, bad coaches that underperformed and were very disappointing year after year. Patino, in his second year, won the Big East. Which is basically a mid-major. They don't have any teams in the Sweet 16.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3596.235

But it's still winning your conference. It's still getting a 2C.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3605.188

I mean, UConn lost to Florida by two points today, and everyone is saying that Florida's the best team in the country. It's still a competitive conference.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3621.942

UConn, what do you mean? UConn was in that game the entire game against the best team in the country.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3629.709

But it's still a good team. Yes, it's a down year for the Big East, but you still win the Big East.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3648.383

I just gave you the whole point about St. John's. St. John's went through horrible coach after horrible coach, and then they win the Big East under Rick Pitino's second year is a plus to the program.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3941.632

Wait, wait, what do you average? 13 at four. Okay, so no. No, so he's not.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3972.557

I thought Proctor was really good. Jeremy Lin went there.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

4152.432

Prolific prep. It looks like twice they had close games with them. 78-72 and then 76-71.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

4290.32

I'm looking at who's good on the team that played them close last year. They have this guy, the $7 million guy for BYU.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

6004.998

Yeah, Hank, that was bad. You're also not allowed to say I don't like dogs anymore.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

6464.069

I feel like that's the team that has the best shot that no one's talking about. I'd agree with that. That's why I picked them.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

6475.964

Yeah, no, it's a tough draw. Got to beat good teams to win the tournament.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

6919.238

They must have. That's exactly what happened. Yeah. They both go. Charlie Woods and Kai Trump both go to the Benjamin School.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

6990.804

Especially if you have your shirt off. Oh, they get the, oh. Yeah.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

707.819

I was thinking about this take more. What happens when they run out of the money? What do you mean? So does that billionaire just have to give a billion every year?

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

7247.297

If you like to sit outside, wouldn't you want it to be nice? And comfortable? If you had the choice of nice outdoor furniture or not nice outdoor furniture, you would prefer to sit on nice outdoor furniture.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

7317.016

Look at this thing. That's incredible. Are you kidding me?

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

750.754

I think that'll go badly for you. Why? Because it doesn't sound like you're thinking this through.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

762.466

You said 20 million to 200 schools. I was like, no one is that rich to just do this every year.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

772.797

That's what he said. He said, I'll give $20 million to 200 schools. Here's the deal.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

970.748

I'm good. Bring some takes. And you said you were going to bring some takes. I don't have the strongest takes, but I got talking points.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1641.97

They stink. Joel Embiid, they should shut him down for this season. And they should tank for Cooper Flagg.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1658.621

He's worthy of that contract for sure. He's an MVP. He's one of the best players in the league. Went healthy. Just got to get healthy.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1675.442

I'm trying to have a nice steakhouse meal right now. Okay. The last day of my fitness vacation.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1717.46

What do you mean? I'm happy that he had a good performance. Yeah, but he's a good producer. Good for the show. Good for the show. Good for the company.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

1546.206

I just wanted to play the clip. It was funny. It was a funny clip. That's a funny clip. I get to rebuttal that. It was a funny laugh. I liked that clip. What was that clip? Rebuttal what?

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2171.846

If you're asking me if I want it, I don't. You don't want a stat? I'm sure you're going to say it. You don't want to talk ball with the boys? We're not going to overreact.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2196.557

No, it's not that, PFT. I know the playoffs, there's a lot of basketball to be played. They're in a separate conference. I think once we get to the Western Conference Finals, then I'll tune in on the two teams, and depending on how they're playing in the Western Conference Finals, I'll determine whether or not I'm worried.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2210.943

But first round, game one, a lot of basketball to be played, a lot of good teams in the West. We'll see what happens.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2227.893

Y'all's job will come up with a narrative like you did last year with the Timberwolves and the Nuggets, who didn't even end up making it to the finals. That's true. That's a good point. We were wrong. Hey, guess what? I should be worried about the Thunder when they have to make it there first.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2246.845

Yeah, that's true, and that's what I'm focused on. I'm not worrying about other teams. I'm worrying about my team, the Boston Celtics.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2656.678

We said, let's go guy for guy. I did not say that. Not even close. You went guy for guy? You said, let's go guy for guy. Yes, Hank did. But I did not say the words, the Thunder don't have a single person, but I just said, let's go guy for guy.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2708.797

I'll take Al Horford. Way better playoff experience, veteran player, big-time player, clutch.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2762.83

If the Thunder win the Western Conference... I will start to think about that. You were not respecting the Thunder. You're not. Thunder.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2790.809

I have tremendous respect for the Celtics and supreme confidence in my team. That doesn't mean I don't respect the Thunder. I just believe in our guys.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2805.3

No, it's round one of the Western Conference Finals. There's a lot of good teams in the West. This iteration of the Thunder haven't done jack shit.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2826.634

They made it to the finals. What are you talking about? What the fuck does that mean? It means you won the Eastern Conference. That's pretty fucking hard.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2836.801

Fact or fiction? How have the Philadelphia 76ers done the Eastern Conference, Max? We're not talking about the Philadelphia 76ers. We're not talking about the Philadelphia 76ers. If the fucking Eastern Conference is so easy, then how come the Sixers can't even make it to the finals of the Eastern Conference finals? Because you said the Eastern Conference is so easy, Max.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2886.829

On this show over and over and over and over and over again when it's like you guys, are you worried? Are you worried? Are you worried? Are you worried? Oh, they lost the regular season game.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2928.223

Again, if they were in our conference, it would be a different story. You're flying too close to the sun. You've got to respect your phones. If we play the Thunder, it's not going to be until June. Why would I be concerning myself?

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2968.92

You guys are now making a Root Against the Thunder. You should want to Root Against the Thunder.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

2988.407

The under two, I mean, personally, just like, although not really, it's not really statistical based, but. LeBron. LeBron. Yeah. Would scare me.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

3030.029

I understand it's hard to repeat. I do believe, truly, from the bottom of my heart, and I'm probably going to say this statement over and over and over again when this debate keeps coming up every show, and it's like, are you worried about this team because they won one game? Celtics maybe lose one game. Are you worried? The answer is going to be no.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

3048.104

This team is better than the team last year that won the championship, and if they stay healthy, they will repeat. That is my... wholehearted belief.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

3114.198

So many guys. Any given night. Are you worried about Jason Tatum's wrist? No, he got x-rays and said they came back negative.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

3178.124

I would say two and a half. I mean, I would take the under. I would set the line at two and a half.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

3243.949

Yeah, the Cavs are better than the Heat. There's also got to be something to be said that the Grizzlies and Heat getting blown out has something to do with the fact that they had to play all week.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

3836.851

Yeah, man. Who's back of the week is playoffs. Playoffs? It's that time of year. Should we break down the games? Also in golf, though, Justin Thomas, for the first time in three years, won his first tournament in a playoff, the RBC Heritage. So Justin Thomas is back? Playoffs are back?

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

3877.9

But the winner, I always thought it was Canada because the winner gets that jacket, the red jacket. Oh. The fifth major.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

3917.466

We all choose a path in life. I mean, the Brooks tracker is like gone. He's been gone rogue.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

3988.259

You didn't like it? It was good. It was good. You didn't want to say golf. It was really good. Well, no, it was playoffs.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

4075.032

What position do you want to play? Whatever position. No, in a perfect world, though. Let's say you're setting the lineup. You're putting yourself—

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

4084.355

No, but in a perfect world. I got to get in where. In a world where there's. Yeah.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

4204.491

Let's go to a field. I'm down. Again, I don't know where the I didn't want the smoke came from, but I would love to.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

4406.178

No, it's not a punishment. He punished himself. You can have weights. Yeah. But he just thought he was, like, he cares so much about the data and, you know, knows all the shafts and weights and lofts and stuff. He put it in for practice. So he was assuming he was playing.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

4423.122

Okay, it doesn't add distance. Like he chose a 38-ounce bat. Yeah. But thought in his head that he was hitting a 34-ounce bat.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

6912.418

No, I'm just going to look at Game 2 is on Wednesday. That's probably the last game of this series that you can go to, in Boston at least. You can get in the building for $150.

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NFL Draft With Daniel Jeremiah, Timberwolves HC Chris Finch, Playoffs Are Here And We Have A Thunder Fan Refusing To Wear The Shirt

709.043

Jason Tatum had great stats in the finals last year. It's crazy that people pretend like he doesn't.

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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP

450.222

We head over to Baltimore where Justin Sucker continues to have a sucky year of sucking as he missed two field goals and an extra point. Hey, Mr. DeGreen, Mr. DeGreen, I just want you to know that I think that you're the best ever for laying the boom on Derrick Henry. Christopher Nolan Smith Jr. has gone nuclear as he recorded another sack while officially becoming death, the destroyer of worlds.

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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP

5109.955

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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP

5133.587

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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP

5151.434

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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP

5174.161

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

4106.743

Look at the difference between the two things. video yeah and where would be there's no there's no camera behind look at his look at his jersey it's like there's no camera behind dancy swanson it lags the jerk like the middle of his torso lags

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1021.088

He was just going up to every single person in the stands, and every time someone said shotgun this beer, he would shotgun that beer. Yeah. So that was cool. A lot of F-bombs in the speeches that the local news just had no idea what to do when broadcasting the game or broadcasting the speeches.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1040.067

They would cut out like audio for the entire speech and then they would come back in and then an F-bomb would immediately come after it. So that was good. There wasn't any big like Jason Kelsey speech, but it was it was good. It was fun.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1062.085

That was awesome. I saw that. That was cool. He also went to Barstool Sansom right after right after. Oh, yes. And was just partying right next to all of my coworkers that I would have liked to have been there with.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1085.066

Classless. I honestly didn't even see that. The only thing I saw was a debate.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1107.907

I honestly didn't see that. The only one I saw was the pig roast that someone put 15 in the side of. That was the discourse that I saw that people were getting angry of. I think that's fine.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1196.617

Uh, the, the CJ Gardner Johnson shirt was hilarious. Oh, so good. It was hilarious.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1235.565

Agreed. I have nothing else to say. other than funny is funny, and I respect funny.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1335.23

What if? What if? You're so close. Who do you want memes? Yeah. Who's the quarterback?

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1985.274

Villanova is not on the bubble. They are very well below the bubble.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1994.058

They were starting to creep up into bubble land after beating St. John's last week, and then they just got absolutely smoked and embarrassed by Providence on Saturday. Oh, man.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

2061.351

He's just got to put a future on your squad. Yeah, no, I love the birds. That's the difference maker.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

2704.175

I'm pretty sure Greer's rooting for America anyway. That's funny to nobody except for the people that are in this room.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

5067.853

The one thing that you contributed to this was ice cream. It was ice cream.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

5473.183

So I think Cooper reclassified so that he could go to college early. Oh, so that's why he's still in high school. So he's still in high school. That's why he's committed to Maine. I'm like 80% sure that that's, that's what happened by Max.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

6626.147

If you had to guess, how do you think the Sixers season ends this year? Bad.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

6747.815

Yeah. I mean, they're all back tonight. First time back in forever. Let's go.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

6781.448

Yeah. He barely played. He was hurt. It was Maxie the whole time.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

6795.942

It was the only way to score. They needed him and Yabu. They should have been selling at the deadline. Whatever. I'll stop talking. But they're going to lose in the play-in.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

964.761

Yep. I mean, some people had to do some stuff while you guys were on vacation. That's fine.

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Yeah, no, I fucked up on my dates on the vacation. That's fine. Sometimes you get bad scheduling, and it happens. I didn't even go to the parade, which. Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, no, there was a lot of beers being thrown. No one went on the floats. They all just decided to get absolutely wasted and just walk the entire parade, which was cool. Quinion Mitchell was super fucked up, had no idea what he was saying when getting interviewed on the side of the street. Nolan Smith Jr., I think he got sent home early. He was so drunk.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston, Cuyahoga, such a fine sight to see. It's Carson Wentz, locked up for arson since he burned down Washington, D.C. Come on, my homes, you've got some strong bones.

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Rachel Nichols, Celtics Win Big, Pacers And Wolves Go Up, Derek Carr Retires, NHL Playoffs, Max Is Back And Jordon Of The Week

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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No, there'll be some... You want that out of your wide receiver one, though.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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No. And LeBron's been playing good in the D-League, but it's also LeBron. LeBron's going to come up to you and talk to you about that. Everyone resurfaced the tweet of LeBron from last year, which is just him saying lightweight hilarious is funny. But he was like, yeah, I'm watching League Pass and Bronny's better than a lot of these cats. It's lightweight hilarious.

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I also don't think it was very funny timing, but from what I looked into, it was taped before, but it came out on Friday that Skip and Stephen A. are reunited. Correct.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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I had a moment during the Duke-UNC game, and I've talked about not caring as much about Duke over the years, and obviously it started with Caleb back in the day, but they did the celebrities in the crowd during that game, and it was Belichick first and then Drake May, and I was like, yeah, yeah. And I was like, shit.

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Definitely. You think so? Yeah, Belichick, I mean... Spending time with Gruden, it's an insight into a true football guy's mind, which Belichick is as well. They're just talking X's and O's. You know that he can talk to any football player and just talk about their film or whatever it may be. You know Belichick's watching Drake May.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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You know that he doesn't take his personal feelings with the Patriots when he's talking to a player. They can just talk ball. And that goes for any football player with any coach ever.

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Anything else? People were giving online. I saw there was a clip of a UNC fan crying in the stands after and they caught her mouth saying at least they tried really hard.

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Yeah, my first one was shorts. Another treacherous winter of Chicago survived. It was like two cold weeks. Now it's 60 degrees again. So all the people that said Chicago is going to be so tough, the winters are so bad.

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Yeah, all you need is a couple nice, like, today was really nice. Tomorrow's going to be really nice. The clock's changing. The clock's changed. Like, the end is near. Summer is here.

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My other who's back was the Celtics as a national, I mean, NBA championship favorite.

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The Lakers were scaring me. They won eight straight. They were playing really well. And the conspiracy of how does Luka end up in L.A.? The NBA needs a Celtics-Lakers NBA Finals for ratings. Yep. I hope that happens.

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I hope that happens. The Celtics love Luka. They love hating Luka. They love DN him up and showing the world that he's not as good as people says he is. Showed it again last night. Al Horford, 40-plus. Maybe not 40-plus, but he's so old. DN up LeBron. DN up Luka. It was just a beautiful sight to see. And with no Porzingis.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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where luca was just traveling all over the gym he was taking like seven steps and he got neat in the face on that al horford dunk yeah he got pickpocketed on one end neat in the face on the other it was just you're having the time of your life you're calling him out you're calling lebron out yeah i was i was a little there was you know a little bit of of concern with like lebron luca team of destiny could this be the team that beats the celtics now

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Yeah, I put two futures because obviously Celtics are such heavy favorites, but I did Celtics to beat the Nuggets in the finals and Celtics to beat the Lakers in the finals.

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I think they're probably six or seven back. Cavs don't lose. It's crazy. Cavs are really good.

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I'm a little concerned, but we're the champs. You got to beat the champs to be the champs.

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But I'm pretty sure that was what I was hoping. They saw that and was like, finally, it's time. Let's get back together.

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I think the report came out on Friday that they had already taped it earlier in the week. I hope the case is that it was LeBron-focused and they talk about that for the whole time, but I'm pretty sure that the report came out Friday that they taped earlier in the week and the LeBron thing happened late Thursday night.

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Very sad. Very, very sad. Again, not a diehard Bruins fan, but... You're a puck head. I'm a puck head in the playoffs, and...

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That was the very, very – it's tough that he went to the Panthers. Like, that hurt. It's tough to get over our rivals, hated rivals. And truly, the end, the final person of someone who won a championship for Boston when I was still in high school, last player on any of the teams. So sad. Sad, sad day for young Hank.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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No, it's just going to go through the regular fuck. The microphone is fuck. The microphone is fuck. All right, no microphone. We're not doing the microphone. The mic worked earlier, though.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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It was a hell of a weekend. It was a hell of a football game by one team that is an elite, all-time historic football team. The Philadelphia Eagles of the 2024-2025 season are a historic football team. Games that they have been healthy in, they've lost one game. The Falcons game is the only real loss that they had all year.

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If you go back and look at it, Jalen Hurts didn't play in the Commanders game. Devontae Smith and Lane Johnson and A.J. Brown didn't play in the Bucs game. The Atlanta Falcons game is the only real loss that this team has had all year. And we beat the fuck out of teams. All year we beat the fuck out of teams. Right. Multiple scores against the Ravens. Multiple scores against the Steelers.

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Keep going. Beat the fuck out of the Commanders. Bengals. This fucking team is one of the best football teams of all time. And Jalen Hurts is a top five quarterback in this league. He's a top three quarterback in this league. He's one of the best to ever do it in the Eagles green. Jalen fucking Hurts deserves respect. I'm fucking blowing up this mic for sure. But a hell of a football game.

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All-time defense. Vic Fangio is a fucking god. I love the Eagles. I love this city. And I love Philadelphia.

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Uh, once the, the, the strip sack, the strip sack was definitely the moment where, where it switched for me because I was also thinking like, given my track hit, like track record, I was thinking like, we're going to have a historic loss and I'm going to have to go on this show tonight and sit down after the Sorry. The worst loss in history of football.

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Because I just kept thinking like 28-3, 28-3, like this is worse than 28-3. And then I'm going to be that guy that has to go on to the part of my take and do a podcast after giving that up. But our defense is just fucking good.

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Oh, horrendous. I don't even want him to answer. I smell bad right now.

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It was a long day. It was a long day. We came out victorious. The birds are champions. And I happen to be sweaty. I happen to be a little sweaty throughout the day. It's a pretty hot place. Tensions are flying. But even though I was a little sweaty, even though my boot was a little sweaty, I didn't smell. And you know why? Why? Because Dove men care, whole body Dio.

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Keeps you feeling right all day. It keeps you feeling right all day. Shout out Dove. Shout out the whole body Dio.

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We did it. The birds are champs. Yes, sir. Come on now. And it's time to celebrate. Come on now. We're going out in NOLA. Yeah. We're going to have the time of our lives. Yeah. And I said I would do it. Pretty sober.

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I did it on the show. Uh-huh. I'm going to do it again for you right now.

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there's so many holes in that oh let's go shout out truly shout out the birds let's have a night yes sir oh uh what do we think about kendrick's halftime performance

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Gilbert Arenas, Knicks Up 2-0, Thunder And Wolves Tie The Series, The Pope Is American, Playoff Hockey And Fyre Fest With Some Bonus Mystery Guests

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Yeah, I do have a Fyre Fest. My Fyre Fest of the week is time zones. Yes. Yeah. I, you know... I'm in Hawaii right now. I think it's about a six hour, maybe seven hour difference. I still don't know. I can't figure out the time zones out here. And I keep looking forward to watching Nick Celtics every night or every night that they play. And somehow I just keep missing the games.

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Do you guys have any updates that you could give me of like what's going on with this series?

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I guess that it's super embarrassing that Jason Tatum has now taken the crown of the worst playoff performer in the Eastern Conference.

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Joel Embiid for a long time was known as the worst Eastern Conference superstar to play in the playoffs, and Jason Tatum simply has worse playoff stats than Joel Embiid, and that's a fact.

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Jason Tatum has 24 points per game on 43% shooting. Not terrible. 43% shooting is bad. Significantly worse than Joel Embiid. He has eight assists and... Eight rebounds.

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Five assists, eight rebounds. Joel Embiid, 25 points per game on 46% shooting, 11 rebounds, four assists, two blocks.

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Because that's what you need to show up the most. Yeah, Jason Tatum had one good elimination game, which is even crazier than his overall stats are that bad with a 50-point game.

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All playoff games don't matter. They all matter the same because to get to the Eastern Conference Finals, you got to play well in the early games.

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What about the fact that Jason Tatum would also be a loser if he wasn't playing for the Celtics?

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Hank went numbers for numbers with the Thunder and the Celtics going into this series. All I'm doing is doing the same thing of numbers for numbers between Joe Allenby and Jason Tatum in the playoffs.

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And this is one of those takes that... I wanted a couple days to marinate on this take, to be fair. Yeah. I thought I had to bring it out.

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I'm not saying that Jason Tatum has had... Then Joel Embiid hasn't played that badly either. They have the same numbers.

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The Boston Celtics won a championship last year. Jason Tatum is a part of the Boston Celtics, but he is not the entire team.

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You know what it is. To be fair, I did say I wanted to marinate over a couple of days, and then I was asked to bring the take today.

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Actually incredible. Let's get a view from my room over here. Breaking. Let's get a room view.

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There's some turtles that go down in that little corner right there. I don't know if you can see my finger. There's some turtles. Every morning I come out and I just go out and look at the turtles for a little bit. Mr. Pears, all of his grandfathers and ancestors. I'm just hanging. They're just hanging out. The vibes are high. People are just coming up.

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I wouldn't have even known about Celtics, Nick, unless the people – that are in this resort were just so excited to tell me that the Celtics just keep blowing leads.

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Yeah, I know. I actually didn't believe it. I thought someone was looking at a box score from the game before. I was like, there's no way that this actually happened twice.

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Oh, man. I don't understand. I don't understand what's happening. Wait, didn't Hank say that they were only going to lose, what was the number, two and a half before the finals? Two and a half, yeah. Oh, shit, that's an over, right? Cash it. That's cashy over. Cash that over. And we're not even halfway there yet? Okay.

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I already got most of them. Oh. I already have some for everyone, but I'm coming back with extras.

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Nova Pope. Put your V's up. For Vatican. No one knows what this means for recruiting. You literally don't know. It's never been done before.

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Yes, for sure. I'll be there Sunday night. Jason Tatum, Joel Embiid, same playoff performers.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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You're allergic to... At least once a month, I have to just be like, Shane, go home. Oh, no.

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Yep. I can not say it. No, I would like to hear it. There's three players that are involved, two of them. If I gave you three guesses, I think you could get two of them.

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Brown. That's one. C.D. Deuce. That's the other. Okay.

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Well, and then there's a third, which is Darius Slay.

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Darius Slay went on a podcast. He got cut. He got cut. They're trying to maybe rework his contract and him come back eventually. But as of right now, he is cut. He went on a podcast, and they asked who's going to be the leader in the locker room, in the defensive back room, after... Like, since he's out.

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And he was like, I think Reed Blankenship is going to be the leader in that room or they're going to bring in an old guy to replace me as leadership. CD took offense to that. Went on a tweet spree where it was very... It didn't make a ton of sense. Okay. Oh, did you pull it up? Yeah. Yeah, basically went on a tweet spree, subtweeting, doing GIFs, everything.

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But CeeDee needs a little chip on his shoulder to play well. And after winning a Super Bowl, it's hard to get that chip on his shoulder. This is one to get a chip on his shoulder. And then the A.J. Brown aspect, that same podcast, Devontae Smith, somebody asked – or that same podcast, somebody asked if Darius Slay thought that prime Devontae Smith or prime OBJ was a better receiver.

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And Darius Slay said OBJ and like an Eagles fan was like, damn, uh, Darius Slay throwing shade at Smitty. And then AJ Brown got mad at that Eagles fan for saying, for saying Odell Beckham was better in his prime.

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I don't know. He had a couple of pretty sick plays after that this year.

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I think there could be co-leaders. I don't think there needs to be one certain guy.

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No, but people lead in different ways. I think that, like, CD is going to be a vocal leader. He's always going to have someone's back in the locker, in a scrum. And... I don't know. I think Reed Blankenship will also be a leader.

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Really well said. Yeah, I was trying to think of... Like Elon and Vivek.

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Who's Vivek? Yeah, exactly. Ramaswamy. Exactly. Yeah, no, there could be co-leaders.

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I mean, we're recording it. It's the Riverside. I've never seen it. It says zero out of zero.

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Oh, that's a nice name that you have there. Maybe stop and just – You want to see if it will upload if we stop?

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From the first episode, I watched it week by week. Did you re-watch? No. I don't like you in this seat, by the way. Meme's got his wisdom teeth out, so I'm here.

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Yeah, yeah. Did you guys see that Netflix also is doing a Genie bus show? Oh! No. Kate Hudson is the owner of the Los Angeles Waves. Is it going to be salacious?

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I think it's very loosely based off of... It's basically just a woman's father dies and then she takes over the team. Got it. It's like a sitcom almost. Got it.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

6568.624

He also is the biggest asshole douchebag ever in the show.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

6857.453

Baguette ate Taco Bell cheesy potatoes, Panera mac and cheese, Panera strawberry banana smoothie, and a baguette. Steak and shake single burger, a steak and shake double burger, side of fries. I'll be...

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

686.49

The Sixers team was also all out, by the way. well who's out and bead well that doesn't be is out max is out uh paul george questionable will probably play but let's not act like be like oh yeah our whole team's out we're still going to beat the sixers whose team is also still out but his team's out your team has been what max difference is when the celtics are all out they're still all in what

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

6871.445

A McDonald's caramel frappe, a large Chick-fil-A cookies and cream milkshake, a large Sonic chocolate shake, three quarters of a Wendy's chocolate frosty, a quarter of a Dunkin' Mango, whatever the fuck that was. That one hurt my chest. And one attempt at a Raising Gains lemonade.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

6959.252

The KFC bucket was tough. I had to lead the KFC bucket, which was probably the most difficult meal of the night, but I'll just go with my full list. A Starbucks lemonade, a third of a McDonald's frappe, a half-pound Arby's beef, a five-piece bucket from KFC. What's in that? Like two drumsticks? Three drumsticks and two thighs.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

6982.865

A spicy chicken deluxe sandwich with fries from Chick-fil-A, a half of a chocolate Frosty, a Dunkin' Chocolate Long John donut, and one and a half White Castle double doubles.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7131.931

The White Castle. I have KDK's list here, too. All right, go ahead. Yeah, yeah. KDIC had a Popeye's fish sandwich, five tenders, biscuit, red beans and rice, an Arby's chicken sandwich, large crinkle fry, three pieces of the KFC bucket, a McDonald's third of a caramel frat, Diet Coke, Chick-fil-A fry, and three quarters of a mango refresher.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

716.467

How upset would you be if the Sixers got Cooper Flagg?

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7170.423

Yeah, I promised my mom I would never do it again, but I'm... I feel like you do that with your mom weekly. Oh, yeah.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7226.788

I had to take a shit at a gas station at one point. No toilet paper. Yeah.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7443.735

33. Is that what I was saying? Yeah. Yeah. Let's do two more.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7471.26

I'm going to do 11 this time. I'll go with three.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7587.035

Obviously, it has to be swollen. He would make a joke, be like, your face is always swollen. That's true.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7737.559

He's just lurking up there. He's hanging. He wants it. I've never seen that. Oh, shit.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1053.825

That was basically a free roll because they should have been in the Luca trade. Correct.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1099.262

It would have been cool to see Steph. If they got KD, LeBron, and Steph. No, they wouldn't have gotten KD and LeBron, I don't think.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11150.414

My Fyre Fest, we've been talking a lot about getting older and some thoughts and stuff. And yeah, as I've gotten older. Are you golfing today?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11178.852

Can a guy not wear a polo? Where are you playing? I'm not playing. Did you bring your sticks? No. What track are you at today? No. I got invited to play. I just said no. I got to work. Wow.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11190.598

Yeah. But anyway, back to my Fyre Fest. I have just come to the realization in the past year, specifically the last few months, that... I may have some irrational confidence about my athletic ability. No. And I may not be the athlete that I am in my head. Last night we did a skills challenge, and I was quarterback. That's a sound guy. Shout out, Ian. Last time we did that.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11221.24

Yeah. I mean, he's going to have our actual Anley Super Bowl tradition to get our sound guy on the mic.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11229.949

It is. You walk in the room, you're like, am I at a ditty party?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11235.543

But I was, I got tasked with being the quarterback. I had to throw to different quarterbacks. And I put my hand up. I said, I can be QB, which is where the irrational confidence.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11244.725

We were talking about, you know, there was five different positions. Our coach, our leader was assigned with putting people in different spots. And I said, whatever you need, coach. And then I said, I can throw.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11255.508

I thought that I could, you know, again, in my head, I was like, I'm an athlete. I can do anything. I'm great at everything. Need me to be a quarterback? I can be a quarterback. Easy. But you can't. That's literally my fire. Yeah, I can't. I'm not. I'm not. Would you say that? I'm not a God gifted natural athlete.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11300.765

Yeah, blame on myself. And going back to the dunking thing, it's kind of the same thing. Maybe. Maybe. I've started to accept the fact that maybe. The jury is not out yet. On the dunking? Just in general athletic ability. Maybe. I may not be as God-gifted athletic genetic freak as I thought I was.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11323.064

Three for 57 on throws. Yeah, it was windy. The balls were wet. But yeah, it was all on me. No excuses.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11370.746

Yeah, I said I can quarterback. I can jump. I can run. I can throw. I probably couldn't do any of those things.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11384.724

I mean, it's not crazy. The cat's clipped out specific parts and removed contacts and removed situations, and that's fine.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11394.366

Yeah, it goes quarterback one, then coach. That's usually where the blame goes.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11423.715

I just heard static. Shut up, Pete. But no, again, I'm not blaming anyone. I'm blaming myself. And yeah, when you go three for 57 in front of the world and in front of John Gruden, who's just been roasting me ever since for putting up that performance at Pan American Stadium, it's tough. Joe Burrow came in today and he was that first thing John Gruden said.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11447.699

said to Joe Burrow was, we got this guy Hank over here. He went three for 57 last night. What can we do to help him?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11464.751

Is it just like... I'm just not going to make these claims that I can do things that my body can't. I'm not going to cash checks that my body can't write.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11484.186

In the past, I would be like, Big Cat's the coach. He's got to know me better and know that if I can be quarterback, he should have evaluated my talent and known that I'm not capable of doing that. In the past. In the past, that's what I would have said. Now, I'm just saying hand up.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11574.554

No hand up. Only would have been like, did you ask me if I could throw? And I said, yes. Or did I say, you did.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11587.903

And I said, I can throw. To Max. And you said, can you throw? I said, I can throw. No, no, no. Oh, you want to watch the clip again? Yeah, let's play it again. Yeah, okay, watch this. Old me would want to watch the clip again.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11650.697

When it comes to a team, it's all on the players. There's nothing that the coach could do separately, and it's players. Yeah. And the players let the coach down. Don't the coaches put...

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11697.373

I started two for two. What happened after? It got really windy. Yeah. And the balls are wet.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11724.952

You know what? No, no, no. All that stuff, two for two.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11788.261

They had a gumbo-like dish on the meal. That was basically, you got stopped on the goal line in the first quarter. And it was like, yeah, it's hard to recover.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1180.356

Don't really shoot threes. I think Draymond's one of the bigger losers. You think so? Because the Warriors had a deal – where Kevin Durant was going to be going to the Warriors that he basically shut down just because he doesn't want to play with Draymond again.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11879.816

Your schedule's full of gumbo. It's gumbo, yeah. You're running a marathon and you have the runs. But you've got to finish.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11911.121

Yeah. I would kill for diarrhea right now. Yeah, like all of me would be upset that you want players. Don't you want players that want to compete?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11924.074

Exactly. You can't quit. Just because you get put in a situation where you might not excel, you have to overcome. The difference, though, is even though. Old me would be upset at the lack of accountability by the coach, but new me is just going to put his hands up.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11960.967

Yeah, it is. I said I was going to throw, and I hit every target I needed to hit. 57 throws.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

12101.348

We hit it. Yeah. What about off camera? What do you think about the operation like off camera? Yeah.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1250.222

Yeah. My losers are... What about the Wizards and the Kings? I feel like just for making a lot of moves. Oh, yeah.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1260.066

That was a win. They just made moves. I don't know that they were winning moves, but I just like that they were so active. Every tweet was like the Wizards were just moving pieces around. I feel bad for Marcus Smart. I feel terrible. I want him to come home.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1315.17

Okay. Who cares? I saw this also winners. Why? Caleb Martin, Chris Middleton, saw the killers out of the picture.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1362.999

This is bad podcasting, so we can maybe cut this. Who is the guy that looks like Kramer on ESPN? That's Bob. Is it Bob Myers? He's the guy from the Warriors.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1380.396

That was bad. No, this is good podcasting. I thought there was a follow-up.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1463.725

Yeah. This is always like Brandon Ingram. Yeah, I do.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1859.723

Yeah, I think they will. They should. No, I'm just shaking my head like you shouldn't do that. Why?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1891.057

We'll get to it later, but we had a really fun, friendly competition the other night where we all competed and did different activities, throwing, kicking. You were really good. How are you? How was I? Did you make all your kicks? I did not make all my kicks.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1915.148

I'm with you, Tee. PFT, I will. How many kicks? Eight? How many kicks did you hit? Fuck it, you know what I'm saying.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1936.88

Yeah, you know you're going to anyways. I have a Lamar future as well, and I might put all that on doink.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

2281.461

That's true. He got them cut off. I kind of do, too. You do? Just hearing the actual football guys that we've been around, they just keep talking about talent, talent, talent, talent.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

2297.262

And yeah, so yeah. BFT likes the Chiefs, though. I also think the Chiefs are the worst. Respect greatness. Good team of all time. This team stinks. I want to respect greatness. I don't think this team stinks. They got bailed out by the refs 25 times.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

2517.247

I like the flea flicker. That would be my pick for the parlay if you would allow it.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

2531.89

Whatever you want to do. Whatever you feel best about.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

2551.042

We're looking for two trick plays. This wouldn't be for the parlay, but it wouldn't I like because I feel like Andy Reid dials this up in the Super Bowl. We've talked about it. A lot about how he's got these plays in the vault, only seen in the Super Bowl. Any offensive lineman to score a touchdown, plus 1,600.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

2603.726

And this goes to the talent. This goes to the birds. But the Chiefs can help out too. Over three and a half total number of three and outs in the game. Okay.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

445.426

He looks like a drug dealer in 2025. Scarface. Yeah. You should be in Scarface as like, yeah, that's not a bad thing, but like 1989, whatever. You're stealing all the swag. How about this? We both look good.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

542.366

Okay. One thing I learned this week is the most dialed I saw Max was when we were drunk on Monday. So once you get a couple drinks, you'll be back. It's work.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

736.989

No. This is bad. The news is you can walk there. Yeah. True.

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Indiana Pacers Take Game 1, Wright Thompson, Mike Florio Talking NFL, Aaron Rodgers Is A Steeler + Fyre Fest Of The Week

1126.885

There's a lot of people getting on me saying that. A lot of high school basketball players aren't Catholics, and it won't mean anything to them, but you won't know. Literally nobody knows.

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Indiana Pacers Take Game 1, Wright Thompson, Mike Florio Talking NFL, Aaron Rodgers Is A Steeler + Fyre Fest Of The Week

1165.015

And then everyone just backs me up by saying that Jay Wright never wants to coach again. I'm sorry. I was listening.

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Indiana Pacers Take Game 1, Wright Thompson, Mike Florio Talking NFL, Aaron Rodgers Is A Steeler + Fyre Fest Of The Week

1181.419

Yeah, and he's close. More inside than John Fanta? You don't trust John Fanta?

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Indiana Pacers Take Game 1, Wright Thompson, Mike Florio Talking NFL, Aaron Rodgers Is A Steeler + Fyre Fest Of The Week

1194.624

Okay, disrespect to John Fanta. That's what kind of show you do now? No, no, no, no, no, no.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

10120.006

We're in a bad spot. We're all... Yeah. We're all... Watch all of this debacle go down.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

10177.377

Let's do a good news. Yeah. What? Baseball might be back. Oh, we're back. Let's go back. All right. Just got a text. Okay. Might be back.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

10340.847

They're close enough, though. He can hear it. He can hear.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

10568.148

You can ask Hank. I mean, Hank's been in this situation before.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1080.394

i don't know why you did that that was just like a fuck spotify rant for no reason that was so weird drop the ball thank you to spotify for carrying our podcast on their platform keep pumping us please hank heard you say spotify yeah he just blacked out listening to everything else yeah just like spotify that reminds me max i was thinking it i just shouldn't have said it

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1136.297

fuck no not gonna say that no uh Max anything last thing about the Lions schedule instead of saying thank you to the fans uh the fans probably know how easy the Lions schedule is that they've just given them all of their hard games at home

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1155.437

I know. For some reason, I'm only paying attention to the divisional games at home. I don't even think that they played those road games earlier in the season.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1838.357

Yeah, that's what I was going for when I said Miles Garrett.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2160.94

Do you think that there's any chance of a divisional look-ahead game for the Steelers?

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2167.462

No, that's what I'm saying. Like, next week, they go to Philly, play the Eagles, play the three-win Browns. That's not in their division. Why are we talking about the Eagles right now?

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2179.066

That the Steelers are looking towards the Eagles next week.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2201.88

I'm going to watch tonight. Okay. There'll be a quiz.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2213.348

Yeah. Who asked that? Someone asked that question the other day.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2440.06

He's always bringing up Philly sports. I want the Steelers to win because we play them next week. They will. But I don't want that. That is my worry, and I don't think it's that bad of a take.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2700.242

I said the look-ahead thing because I'm worried about a look-ahead.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2705.188

I know, but then I added a divisional thing because I thought that made sense and it honestly made it worse. No, it was the opposite. It was the opposite. It was dumb, but that was me projecting. That was me projecting my own insecurities.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2733.95

But everyone thinks the Eagles are going to kill him.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2804.915

I can see the fake tush push where they fake it and then pitch it to Saquon going to the outside.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2827.908

No, there was a couple weeks where it was bad, but that was because Jordan Mailata wasn't there because Jalen Hurts always goes towards Jordan Mailata's side. With Mailata back, it's still a lead. Just as effective. I feel like you have some sort of stat to tell me.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2846.769

I think it's like 90% as effective with Jordan Mailata.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2853.372

I mean, I still have zero. I still get just as excited if we're third and one or fourth and one.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2916.721

I think you're out to get me. 95% is a very high number, too.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2923.966

I thought you were looking at Hank when you were looking at Meme.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2949.508

I would love to be 45% against the spread, by the way. Yeah, me too. Oh, my God. You said that, and I was like, that seems kind of good.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2964.654

Yeah, no. I think we're going to win. I'm just worried it's going to get... I just don't want it to be... I don't want them to get cute. Yeah. I don't want them to get cute. Win every game. Especially because I could see... We're taping after this. The Lions just lost. The Eagles are playing for the— You're so bad at this, Matt.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2988.972

I know. That's just wishful thinking. And now this is going to be the part that—whatever. If the Eagles are—they have to beat the Panthers for the one seed, it's like, oh, Eagles, one seed, done. Lock it in. And then it's like, oh, my God, we finally have a chance to be the one seed, and then we lose to the fucking Panthers.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

3013.651

No, he has to keep until he loses again. Then he goes Baldiani again. Got it. Every loss bald. You restart. And another thing that I've been worried about for the past couple weeks is Hank keeps saying it. When are we getting the NFL makes no sense game? Yeah. Could have been the Raiders on Black Friday. I'm worried that the Eagles are going to get one of these. NFL makes no sense.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

3062.476

I don't know, but you said it, and I've been thinking about it ever since. As soon as you said NFL makes no sense game, I've been worried it's going to be coming to me.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

3422.564

Also, don't people redo their houses right before they're about to sell it? True.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

345.037

Oh, man. But it worked out. What was that? You guys aren't even mentioning that Jared Goff tripped on the play and was somehow able to get the handoff off. Great handoff. It was an unbelievable handoff. Great handoff. But he tripped. It was so close to just blowing up in his face.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

3614.304

Memes already has released his playbook on death. It's explosion.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

3744.071

I don't know. I'm just reporting this tweet. Once you get double digits, it doesn't matter? When you said the other baby thing, it triggered memes to say, show them this.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

3762.925

Somebody out there smarter than me figure out those facts.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

3769.309

That's also not a number. Yeah, ten plus. That means at least 11.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

3788.722

But you're betting on something on DraftKings, and it's 10 plus. It could just be 10.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

385.494

So is Nick Sirianni. No, he's not. Nick Sirianni does dumb shit all the time. It was just in the beginning of the year, none of it was working.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

395.578

He does Dan Campbell shit like that, and it just wasn't working.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

412.245

This was doy-doy. If Jared Goff slips there and falls down and isn't able to get that hand off, you are talking about how much of a fucking idiot he is right now.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

4265.928

But the whole thing is we've got to get to a good number.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

4287.243

I feel like you're trying to do some mind tricks right now, and I don't know what the story is.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

4493.039

I will go. I'm not going to lie. I thought PFT was going to go. I will go. This is no conviction. God damn it. You go, and I'll find conviction.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

4513.066

Sure, I can find a late game. No, I'm going to do a late game, so you do an early. Okay, fine, I'll do an early game. Tyrone Tracy. What are the odds? Plus 140. Okay. Someone's got to score. All right, I'll take Josh Allen. Yeah. All right, let's see what that – Tyrone Tracy is plus 140.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

4546.382

Yeah, well, in this game – In this game, I could see no score. So what are we going to do? Josh Allen is plus 100. Tyrone Tracy is plus 140. Bijan is – Why don't you just do Saquon, dude? All right, fine. I'll do Saquon. We want to win, right? I'll do Saquon. I'll do Saquon. I'll do Saquon.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

4567.857

Saquon. Okay, and then what's Hanks? Josh Allen. Bijan. Bijan. Oh, this will be fine. Plus 415. Okay, that's fine. As of now. Can change by the time this comes out. Okay. All right, so plus 415.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

4708.126

You guys should just pick for each other for the rest of the week.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

494.873

If you had to get stepped on and throw a 75-yard pass, I don't think Jared Goff would have been able to do that.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

508.018

You're comparing a once-in-a-million Hail Mary to a handoff. That's what you're doing right now. Jared Goff got it done. That's what you're doing right now.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

578.335

But it doesn't matter. The Bills next week is basically a bye for them. Them losing that game means nothing. Oh, because of the indivision?

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

589.64

They need... Yes. One of those... And even the Niners, I don't know if that gets it done. It needs to be...

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

605.183

I know. It's not even going to – it's them coming to Philly.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

609.189

That's it. That's it. They don't win that game in Philly.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

615.931

They don't win that game. The Lions are so good, though.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

641.595

Wait, so they have big games that are on the road? They're division games. They have the Bills at home next week. That's what. That's what really set it off.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

692.165

Yeah, yeah. I wasn't paying attention. I'm looking at their away games right now. It's crazy. What's so crazy? I mean, it's just bullshit.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

700.589

Less. Uneven. So they have less road games than home games.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

853.895

I remember there was a streaming playoff game last year, but it's Peacock, not Amazon. It's on the cock, yeah. Yeah, that's what I got.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

862.639

I thought maybe they had a wild card round game, but that's Peacock I was thinking of.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

9461.188

We already have plans. We already have sold chill week. This is already sold.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

9481.819

Oh, fuck you, memes. Good man memes. This is last year's date. Last year's date was July 10th.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

9672.623

Oh, okay. Cool. Baseball streams also not looking great.

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RG3 In Studio, Lions Take Down Packers, Week 14 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest Of The Week

9829.448

That's a plus. It's that guy from the bar car. That's a plus right there. He just said your car stinks because you can get into parking spots. No, no, no.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1196.406

We're looking at, like... I'm actually... Like, tomorrow, this is 1,000% my plan. I'm going to go to the bar and then use game time right before it starts.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1277.284

Let's do a lotto ball to figure out the order, and then we'll go in order. We can go 0 to 25, 25 to 50, 50 to 75. That's fair. Okay, I like that. I'll take three. And then we'll just go in clockwise.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1313.716

39 that's max so that's me so i get so i get first one we go clockwise counter what what we never go counter um my first pick will be well it's your only pick yeah my yes but my first overall pick will be auburn at plus 130 so that would be 1000 would be 1300 okay so i would get a 1300 bonus bet okay i will go uh florida

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1368.547

You cannot. You love Duke. The fall from grace with Hank and Duke is crazy. Duke is also minus 270.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1758.129

I think Bazooka Joe could be fun to watch. Yes. I wanted him to go to a spot that he could compete to be a guy.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1783.1

Bazooka Joe has a sick arm. Dude, he would knock that scoreboard off.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1948.647

He forgot that Vrabel was a new head coach because he'd been a coach in the NFL before. So I understand what he was thinking there.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6317.017

I will say I got a lot of people who would text me as they were listening, being like, holy shit, you're going to the White House, and then being like, oh, fuck. So they fell for it, too.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6352.667

I wish I thought of the pizza draft thing in real time. That was a miss by me.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6405.481

No, he just wanted to listen back because he's a sicko and he was like, Max sounded like an idiot. Let me go back and relive that moment of Max.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6422.95

That had nothing to do with seeing if I was going to cut it. You just loved that moment and wanted to live through it again.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6438.867

Also, my girlfriend listens to nothing. She didn't listen after the Eagles won the Super Bowl. She was like, oh, I got to listen to this. Everyone just likes to see me at my low points.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6468.391

No, Hank's never had any moments like that where he falls for a prank. I wouldn't get that upset if I did fall.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6516.2

Yeah, it does. I think we did it another time. Billy and Jake saying oregano. Oregano. Oregano. With their number two overall pick.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6602.083

I got mad at Pug. For doing what? You didn't threaten him with violence, did you? I don't think that I threatened him with violence. I don't remember threatening him with violence. He did. We have a clip, too. What did he say? We don't have a real clip.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6639.399

No, that's not what he said. That's not what he said. Memes is talking. Well, he just did it wrong.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6649.089

It was close. It was close. He was like. He genuinely asked the question, which made it even worse. He was like, you didn't actually believe this, right? And it was when I was the most heated about it. That's what memes just said. And he said, no, no, no. Because the way that memes portrayed that was he was mocking me, but he wasn't mocking me. He was genuinely asking the question. Not mocking.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6671.421

Which made it. Which made me even more angry. And then when I told him to shut up, he just kept asking, being like, no, you said it. He was like, this is all a joke. He was trying to have your back. Kind of, but it made me more angry because he couldn't possibly fathom.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6697.166

Nothing more from Hank. Nothing more from Hank after you've also been pranked in a way that is unfathomable to understand.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6778.387

Yeah, no, I should have done that. Yeah. But I was mad. Yeah. You hate dogs.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

7326.053

Oh, wow. I've gone to two separate Planet Fitness locations this week. I was playing road games.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

7480.705

All I said was they won their first game. They did. They won their first game. That's a fact.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

7495.935

Monday afternoon, we do morning. Yeah. I like Monday. Yeah, Monday sounds great.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

828.287

I mean, it's happened recently. You're acting like because you're the defending champions that it's just automatic that you're going to win again. No, it's not automatic, but it's like I'm not going to.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

852.589

But you also didn't play the, like, you're playing different teams. Who said that? I thought they were going to advance. Who said you're going to advance? True. True.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

963.207

I'm just going to have to screenshot this one for Pug. I can't believe you. Why did you celebrate that?

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

996.913

Wait, what? I was just wondering. What do you mean off the mat? Like, you've just been dead. Oh, no, I'm actively rooting for the Sixers to lose.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I feel good. I mean, I'm not letting myself really worry until I get to New Orleans.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

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New Orleans is going to be, you're going to see all the Super Bowl stuff around the city. There's going to be all the Eagles, Chiefs, you know, banners, and that's when I'm really going to start.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1526.084

getting nervous because i i can't get i can't do two weeks of of freak out yeah you can't you can't but you might no i can't okay do you have a prop that you like max uh my prop i think that davante smith's do oh i think he i 50 plus yards i feel good about davante smith okay all right uh hank do you have a prop yeah i don't feel as excited i'm really just

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1707.023

It could be Jackson Mahomes. Yeah, it might be Jackson Mahomes. It might be Jackson. Either Jason Kelsey or... It could be Jason Barkley. Yep.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1810.412

He was like, it's hard to root against family, but the people in Philly are my family, too. Right. He was like, if you really wanted to ask me, it's going to be tough to say that I don't want the Eagles to win, but I'm always rooting for Travis Kelsey. Right.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1835.844

Travis asked him if he would wear the split team jersey, and he was like, I will not be wearing red.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1932.964

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I will not be drinking champagne. Getting drunk before the game, I will not be promising sobriety that Saturday. No, you got to get hammered. Yeah, I mean. You're going to get fucked up. I will not be promising sobriety that Saturday evening. Yeah, that's a good non-promise.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

376.075

It is what it is. That's what happens in football. Sometimes if you're a good team, other teams are going to want your coordinators, and I'm not going to cry about it.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

389.382

Yeah, I think he's a good football coach. Thanks to Jalen Hurts, it looks like he'll probably have his ninth offensive coordinator in eight years. That's a real stat.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

465.572

Why? Because fuck them. You get Chiefs Day. Okay, you get Chiefs Day and then Eagles Week. Yes.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

7508.394

Yeah, no, I was trying to think of why he was on my shit list this entire time. I couldn't quite remember. I mean, he said a lot of things about the Eagles this year.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

7655.605

Well, there was a picture of A.J. Brown reading Inner Excellence. Yes, there was a picture.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

7662.33

Is that a video from the game? Well, I stopped listening when he said there was no photographic evidence of him reading the book.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

7682.284

Well, I mean, that was the first thing that came to my mind. I mean, I'm not going to win this fight. I don't know how to battle here. I don't fight with any logic.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

7698.031

Jalen Hurts coming off his best game of the year, and then the last time he had his best game ever was against the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, so there's no reason to believe that he can't do it again.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

7750.84

It was a good performance. He shouldn't have fumbled. It was a second quarter fumble.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

784.544

Baseball is definitely the most exclusive. But, like, too much so.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8576.22

I did exactly what I thought I was going to do. No, you didn't. And it's so bad.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8707.161

I have something else for you. Uh-oh. I got sent a box of Commanders merch on Monday. I didn't have the heart to give it to you.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8716.006

Yeah, you have more clothes. Is it a championship? It says, like, anybody, anywhere, anytime.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8844.822

We're getting a newborn. We're going to raise a newborn. It's like a frat house dog. That was Memes' idea. Memes was like, why don't we just adopt a child?

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8921.599

He just loves New Orleans. He's been talking about, like, New Orleans is his favorite city in the world. Yep. And since he found out that this Super Bowl was in New Orleans, he's been talking about this week for the past six months.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8938.758

He actually did say that. He's like, as long as I make it to New Orleans.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8955.669

Absolutely not. Absolutely not. We don't need to be on it. No, no.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8978.043

Look at my boy. Look how strong my boy is. I have nothing to say. Oh, man. Nothing noteworthy to say.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

961.921

No, it's my snap. I have a Snapchat group chat. Oh, yeah. That's called only farts.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

968.004

Yeah. It's just the only thing that goes on in that group chat is just videos of farting.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

10020.053

Also, eat less. But it's just staring you in the face. Calories in, calories out. I know, I know. But I can't do calories out right now.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

10036.735

Yeah, there was a salad. I ate. I didn't eat unhealthy today. It's just every time I went back, I was like, oh, I'll get a piece.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1012.542

So Kolenicki will have to do a little bit of the... I think he's going to have to do some fuck shit.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1021.066

Yes, he's going to have to get creative in this game. And if he does, I like Penn State's chances. I like that they're dogs. I like that they're dogs in this game.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1033.093

Open his dogs. It'll be a good game. It'll be a good game. I think I like the under. I'll say that.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1041.241

I hope Abdul Carter put... I mean, Abdul Carter put out the Darth Vader video saying that he was loading up to... What happened with him? His shoulder? It was insane that they just weren't talking about it. Yeah, yeah.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1059.178

He's the best player on the field. He is going to be a top five pick in the draft. And he just didn't play for three quarters of the game. And they just didn't say a thing. And nobody knew what was going on. Yeah. So if Abdul Carter plays, I like her chances.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1075.89

So I didn't know anything about this video. I had some Connor Griffin resident. Star Wars nerd. Star Wars nerd and Penn State super, super, super fan. He zipped up his fly and then came over and told you. That it's a scene from Star Wars where Darth Vader goes into this healing chamber. Okay. And then he gets healthy super fast and gets super jacked and powerful.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1173.293

All I know is that it seems like he's getting super healthy and super jacked. Super jacked, super healthy. Hank? That's sick. All right. Good. That's my analysis.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1210.001

But if you beat Notre Dame to go to the national championship, that's a big win.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1242.597

Yeah. I don't know. But this is the game. They got it. This is the big game. This is the big game.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1254.207

Yeah. I think it would be funnier if Ryan Day lost than it would be if James Franklin lost.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1743.645

That's a whole other process. I have so many weddings this summer.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

229.205

A lot of drop passes. Katron Allen could have run. He could have run for, like, 190 yards in that game if they really tried to. And that's what most Penn State fans, I think, were wanting for most of the game. But whatever. It got a little, like, it never got, like, nervous nervous, but it got, like, why aren't we beating the fuck out of this team nervous.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

2357.779

But the reality is— We'll see what Mike Florio said about that when we get to that.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

2362.521

His number one thing he said was, as long as you don't play the Eagles.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

256.118

I did tweet that it was a big game because, you know, emotions in the game. I'm getting mad and I'm like... That happens to you.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3300.385

The way you two looked at each other was like you planned this conversation.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3304.206

We didn't plan it. It was like we're going to find a way to fuck with Max.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3312.589

Football guys is making sure you're in the best situation to win a fucking Super Bowl.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3331.219

I would say, give me the rock. I want to get this record. We haven't had a week. We haven't had a bye since week five.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3347.279

You would love to be in a situation where you can rest your starters going into the playoffs.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3362.788

True. I feel like we've had this exact conversation the other way.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3380.871

I would... I would feel worse if he didn't get into the 2000. The 2000-yard club, no matter what, is still an elite group of running backs in history that have got there. It's hard to do. He's still got that mark.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3401.588

Correct. Yeah. So I'm not – like he still has that from this season. No one can take that away from him.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3409.551

But we got to win a – but we're trying to win a Super Bowl. We're trying to win a Super Bowl. And I cannot – could you imagine if any – if him or any of the linemen got hurt? No, it would be – you would be – Because that's the thing. You're risking six guys.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3438.086

You haven't had a buy in 15 weeks. That's not right math, but basically.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3449.334

That's not true. That is incorrect. That is incorrect. Tanner McKee. This game is about Tanner McKee. Tanner McKee. Are you a little worried?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3469.254

But like, that's not something you can just cheat your way out of. But you can just like stay in concussion protocol.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3476.615

What do you mean? No. Tell me how concussion protocol works.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3508.618

I would be more comfortable if he wasn't in concussion protocol.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3554.439

Ian Book. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's nice. Right? Yep, Ian Book.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3587.558

Monday, if he's not practicing on Monday, then I'm nervous. But this week, because I don't get how you get out of concussion protocol. You have to pass a test. But what does that mean? Could he just be like, oh, yeah, I'm not going to pass a test today?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3630.36

Two thumbs up, then you're out. Monday. Because this week is not a real week of practice. They're preparing for next week.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3646.961

Yeah. A.J. Brown, also not Pro Bowl, so he's probably mad about that. Jordan Maialata not being Pro Bowl is bullshit. Number one ranked player in all of offense in the NFL this year.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5081.727

It would. For the record, also, I saw something that popped up on my Twitter that said Bears eyeing head profile. Oh, my God. Bears eye high profile coaches for head coaching role, and it was about Mike McCarthy.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5629.762

I am, yes. Right? Yeah, I think you have first pick. I have first pick. What would your first pick be? Should I say or should Hank? Max. No, you say. Seahawks minus six and a half. Ooh. Bad pick. Geno Smith.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5648.292

Jimmy G. You forgot about Jimmy G. Geno Smith needs to win the game for $2 million.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5708.491

So then I have my next two, right, Hank? Yeah. I have the Bengals, Steelers over 48. Whoa. Ugh. And the... What did memes just say? He said, don't do it. No, I'm not going to do it.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5726.025

I switched. I told memes I was going to take the Jets, but I'm switching it to Saints, Bucks over 43 and a half. the uh what's it called the incentives game yeah i like that that was on my list okay so wait what are your three picks max i have the seahawks minus six and that over in bengal steelers is is a disgusting pick why

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5759.23

They're going to play. And the Bengals defense is the worst defense ever.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5763.734

And the Bengals are playing for their lives. All right. Say it again.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5768.839

Bengals Steelers over 48. Okay. Saints-Bucks over 43.5 and Seahawks minus 6.5.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5786.739

So we have that. That would be great. It could really come down to that.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5791.461

If Max goes 3-0 and PFT needs a win... I thought I wasn't... The Bucks-Saints I thought I wasn't going to get.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5802.006

Well, that one is just, I saw the Geno need, if Geno wins the game, he gets $2 million. Yeah. They have to win that game for him.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

6222.944

Yeah. So he kind of did a thing. Why are they all just wearing his merch?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

9862.113

I was all over the place. I went to the wedding. The wedding was very fun. Did you dance? I did. I sat for like two minutes at that wedding.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

987.895

I feel like Penn State and Notre Dame have kind of looked... Notre Dame just had a very impressive win. I don't know. Their offense is so bland. Their defense is elite. Their defense is shown to be elite. If Drew Aller can have a good game, get hot. But this is the sort of game where we're not going to be able to shove it down their throats.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

9872.439

Killing me at the end of it. I'm fucking up this. I'm going to go back to this doctor in three weeks. And he's like, somehow this is worse than when it was when you first came in here. What have you been doing? Yeah, I was riding bikes down in South Carolina.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

9935.695

Riding bikes, I was worried about the riding of the bikes. Well, yeah, you got a broken foot, you idiot. No, but I don't got a broken leg.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

9950.484

No, it was nice. I was biking around like a neighborhood and stuff, so it wasn't strenuous biking.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

9973.277

I have a request. Yeah. I want us to do January. We do free lunches here. Yeah. I want the free lunches in December. Oh, okay. Hank, don't shake your head at me. No. Because there's so much... It's like you get back and you don't want to eat food all the time, and now we just have unlimited supply of food just staring you in the face all day, every day.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

1362.849

yeah i'm a crown guy i'm i'm excited for the crown i want max will you be live streaming every every crime game yeah no um but said yes i i get fucked up with it i'm looking at pacific time i don't know what that means what do you mean so all of these are two hours back why is your computer not having time well i'm looking at the bracket

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

1392.728

Got it. I also like that the final four of the crown is the same day as the real final four, but it's just before. Oh, that's great. So it's 1230 and three our time. So it'll be like going right up until the final four.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

1415.001

Love it. I'm a crown guy. It's good scheduling. It's good scheduling for the crown. Your crown with a sickness? Sure. I don't know what that means at all. It's a lyric. Down with the sickness? Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. I thought this, I don't know. My bad.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

5997.252

Correct. And it's also such an easy out just being like, oh, well, it's Greer's bachelor party. It's a gift to Greer for him getting married. All right. You know what? That's the easiest way.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6166.245

Greer's calling me back. Should I answer? Yeah, we'll give him a shot. Michael? What up? You're live to tape on part of my take right now. Okay. So, Saturday of Memorial Day weekend, you are going to an ACDC concert in Chicago. Is that correct? That's correct, yeah. One Mr. PFT commenter would like to gift you four tickets to that concert.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6195.025

Is there anyone in your party that would like four tickets to the ACDC concert? Anyone who's going to your bachelor party?

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6210.771

Oh, okay. Find more people. No, he's got to find more people. No, you have to find more people. You're getting the tickets. The tickets are yours. You have to find the people to go.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6229.894

Actually, yeah. BFD accidentally bought too many tickets to this concert, and it is now your responsibility to find people from this office to go to this concert. But it's not his responsibility. It's yours. But congratulations on your marriage.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6538.929

I feel like we do this all the time on camera, and PFT just wins outright. Well, that's on camera. That's on camera.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6570.328

Eight. Out. I don't think it would be possible for me to get a handicap. I think the course would close before I did a real round of golf.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6609.153

I am so bad. He said I could stop at any time I wanted if I got a par, which would just never happen.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6638.882

Because like a short par four, I could get it right next to the green and still probably bogey.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

717.622

Not a great exit for Maryland, but I'm worried about his tenure at Villanova. That's the past. We're worried about the future. Okay. And Kevin Willard at Villanova.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

738.451

But that's what I care about. That's my... I'm not worried about that.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

756.22

Maybe the people of Maryland are also doing a bad job behind doors, you know?

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

937.637

He even... He said in his post-game press conference, the only thing I'm worried about right now is who my next boss is going to be. Yeah. He was still throwing shots at Maryland.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1428.223

I don't understand it. Do you think the linemen are sitting like coach? Like a guy who's like Jordan Mailata is sitting in like 23B?

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1442.971

What's the difference then if you get a full row? Legroom.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1514.651

I also think the Dolphins aren't filling this out. I think the team just got sent the thing and they just didn't read anything and did fives across the board.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1530.961

Everything is A+. They're first in everything. Everyone has got that survey where it's like, I don't feel like filling this out. I'm just giving fives.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1793.493

Yeah. You don't think that if he has a chef making his dinner, he doesn't have a chef making his cookies? But I think his chef making his dinner, that's because he only eats specific healthy shit. Why would he get shitty cookies? So that he's probably getting almond flour cookies and stuff.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1822.527

And the ice cream makes you think that it's... Yeah. Yeah, he's got a sweet tooth. Yeah, he's got a sweet tooth. Okay.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1841.787

I've still been thinking about the same short scenes cookies that he brought in. Those were so good. Shout out his wife.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2327.056

No, I think I don't hate fouling up. Especially Wisconsin. Wisconsin should be fouling up three early because they're the best free throw shooting team of all time.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2339.847

But you just got to trust your, if you're that good of a free throw shooting team, you got to trust your free throws. That's all you got to do.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2350.887

It depends on the team. If you're a shitty free throw shooting team, you probably never foul up three.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2435.133

I'm done with Paul George. That's my take. Wait, even next year? Maybe. We'll see.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2444.403

That's what I'm saying. I don't care. I'm opting out of all Sixers news.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2453.827

I just want to fast forward to the end of the season.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2462.451

No, yeah, I understand. We have to talk about it.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2529.193

I had a bunch of people coming up to me last week saying that I was the new Hank.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2539.858

I didn't think about it like that. Wow. It could have been that. Yeah. I am planning my next vacation just for... Yeah.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2556.809

Literally... The second closest. Wait, no, the third closest. The third closest.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2597.358

That's a fact. We probably have the footage. The last I had spoken to you, you told me that you were leaving at a different time. And as I was going through the drive, I was like... As I was going through the drive, I was like, if he left at the time he told me he was going to leave, he may not be there on time. What time did you call, though? I don't know. I can check my phone.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2628.092

I understand that. I was getting anxious in my own brain about what I would do if you guys weren't. If Liam Cohn showed up and it was just me, I was getting anxious about what I was going to do in that moment.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2644.797

You were a little bro. No, not a little bro-ing. That was my own anxiety taking over. What day? This was Tuesday? Tuesday. All right, yeah, it was exactly 20 minutes after he told me. But that wasn't a, like, have you left yet? That was more of a... You said, have you left yet? I know, but that was poor wording. Sometimes I have poor wording. Sometimes I have poor wording.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2672.878

Correct, but I wanted to make sure. I was, you know.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7290.908

I was getting this for like... I wasn't here last week when you were talking about it. Oh, where were you? I was on vacation. I was getting this for like months straight from the same toll thing. And then the weirdest part was... At one point, a real person was texting my brother being like, hey, is your brother this person? I keep getting toll things sent to my house. Please pay now. Damn.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7318.885

Or this is getting really annoying. Please pay this toll thing now. Which is weird. That's the weirdest part. Did you do it? No. That's crazy. It was one of those things where I texted Mike. I was like, this isn't legit, right? And he was like, no.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7340.389

But yeah, I don't know how the scammer got my brother's contact information. Damn. And he was sending pictures of real letters addressed to me from this toll thing.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7502.795

They take care of themselves. I'd have to call you every morning to make sure you left on time.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7546.939

Yeah. There's a lake very close by to here. Yeah, you need a fishing pond.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7579.29

Just get a lake house. Right. Right. There's houses on lakes. Right, right. That would be sick.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7624.905

Visiting a farm is cool. Visiting a lake is so much cooler. Yes. And also the key word is visiting, too. Yeah, no, I would like you to have the lake and you to get a boat as well.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7689.466

Yeah, good content. Yeah. What was that game back at Farmville? Yeah.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7887.079

Pug texted me last night in the Seton Hall-Villanova game, trying to rub it in my face that Seton Hall was going to beat Villanova, and then they never scored again. They were up 16 and just never scored again.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

1478.578

There's another note from the halftime show. They were all wearing Cowboys gear.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

1506.022

Yeah. But the Cowboys weren't in the game, and they were wearing stuff that said Cowboy Carter.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

1514.533

This is a Philly complaint. I was not the only one that said that.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

1580.611

Also may not exactly be the Cowboys color, but it was the Cowboys font.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

1750.724

Yeah, Sixers are back. Everyone knows the NBA starts on Christmas. The Sixers are 1-0 in the NBA season this year. The Celtics are 0-1. That's the only way that you can really look at it, and that's just a fact.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

1771.714

We also said that if the Sixers beat the Celtics on Christmas, that counts as 10 wins in itself. Wow. That was part of the stipulation.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

1793.47

I'm just going to ignore that. That was a nothing thing that Twitter got excited about for no reason. One thing that is relevant is Caleb Martin might be the Celtic killer. That might be the difference.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

1808.585

Caleb Martin, he has been horrendous this year. And all of a sudden shows up on Christmas Day, goes seven of nine from three, and just buries every single shot against the Seas. He's a Celtic killer. He's going to be the difference maker this year. We'll always say to Al Horford, I don't understand why he plays so well against the Sixers every single time.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

1884.747

Against the Celtics. He cooks the Celtics. He's the Celtic killer.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

1898.831

Eight and three in their past 11. Sixers are eight and three in their past 11.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

1910.574

Do it. I don't even know if he's still in the organization today.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

1959.791

All right. Jason Tatum will just forever be able to get away with push-offs until the end of time. It's incredible. Every single time. Every single time he shoots a three, he just completely pushes off to create separation every time, and then he whines that he got fouled. Jason Tatum is just as much of a whiner as Joel Embiid. I will stand on that hill. Jason Tatum, push-off, whiner.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

3966.047

Yeah, got to get healthy. There's nothing else really to say. Quarterback room is not looking great. Tanner McKee, Tanner McKee is underrated ball player, though. I wouldn't hate to see Tanner McKee get a shot out there.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

3990.051

Also, Pug loves Tanner McKee, and he's been hiding himself from this Zoom this entire time. And I said Tanner McKee. He went off of hiding himself, gave me a fierce nod, and then went right back to hiding himself.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4077.958

Good question. Passionate guy. Passionate guy. Fiery guy. Fights for his team.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4129.119

I don't know what you want me to say. But I will say what we're talking about. We're defending Big Tom. Nick Sirianni is the problem.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4161.242

Yeah. Yeah. He also had to walk C.J. Gardner-Johnson to the locker room the other day, so that was important. He looked awesome. He did. He looked awesome.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4219.678

Yeah, he tried to kick his ass. Sometimes, you know, Italians just... Their words get misconstrued by the other guy when he's just trying to have a conversation.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4255.104

He sent him an email invite for the apology. Sometimes family members fight. It's Christmas. It's Christmas.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4323.157

Technically, we're still playing for the NFC East, but we would just have to win one out of the next two games.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4337.906

If they lose the Cowboys and the Giants. If the Giants won next week. It would ruin their franchise.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4377.979

Yeah. Did you also see Shefty got community noted yesterday? Oh, no. For what? He reported Jalen Hurts did not practice today when none of the Eagles practiced yesterday on Christmas.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4410.836

I don't know what you own. I didn't own anything. I just told you what happened.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4437.14

Good. I love everyone in the locker room to be friends. They are great friends. I would like everyone in my locker room to be dapping each other up.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4708.443

I would like to lose a lot of weight, also learn how to make bread. So those two things aren't going to go super hand in hand, but I'm pretty confident that I'm going to be able to do at least one of those. And I think it's going to be the bread.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4725.915

Well, no. I brought it up to Chef Donnie a couple months ago, and now he got super excited, and he's trying to get it sold, and we're trying to do a series out of it. But me and Donnie will be the bread boys in 2025, and I'm going to learn how to make bread, but I'm also going to lose weight.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4753.832

True. But, you know, part of a trial and error is like you got to taste at least some of the bread. Yeah.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4777.179

No, see, here's the thing. I think that I could still lose 30 pounds but also be fat. So that's where I would like to get to. I want to get to a point where I lose weight but am still fat.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

5461.566

Also known as listening to you because you sound like an idiot, but continue.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

5532.199

Right now we have a Bears fan arguing that interceptions are good for quarterback and a Washington fan arguing that pass interferences are good for corners.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

5798.165

But I suck the most. My second pick will be the Rams minus six and a half against the Cardinals.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1073.438

I don't care about that. I'm stressed out. I'm done with being stressed. I'm excited for this game. I'm excited for this game. I'm also excited for this game to be over. I'm confident that the Eagles are going to win. But it's taking a toll on me.

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1166.47

That was tough. And Commanders fans were trying to dunk on Eagles fans because Quinion Mitchell was not on the rookie tackle leader.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1190.974

No, but you were just like, Sanders still is not better than either of the two Eagles D-backs.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1199.421

But you can't just look at a game, a whole player by one game. He might be better than Cooper. Cooper DeGene. Number one, he's not. Cooper DeGene was nominated for Defensive Rookie of the Year. Okay. Sanders still was not.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1214.614

Point, Max. I said he might be. Okay. Okay. Okay. Jalen Hurts might be better than Jayden Daniels. Disagree. What is Jalen Hurts' status?

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1244.318

Would you have said that same thing about Matt Stafford last week? In the snowy conditions?

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1253.364

That's incorrect. He did it the drive before. I understand. And then he did it up until that drive, until the Eagles made the big plays and win the game.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1264.841

I mean, you talk all the time about how good Matthew Stafford is.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1286.688

I just think that I don't know if that answer, I agree with that answer.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1385.285

I think he has an alarm on his phone at 10 o'clock to text Max birds. It's been every day this week at 10 p.m.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1490.112

That's the key. All right, can I say something that I've noticed this week? Okay. Birds. I would like to read a tweet. I would like to pull it up, and I will be doing so right now. Okay. Here we go. This is from Ben Standig. He is a beat reporter for the Washington Commanders.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1511.562

The Commanders are practicing in the bubble with the Eagles' Fly Eagles Fly song pumped in during the practice. Are you aware of what that song is to the Eagles? Yeah, it's their touchdown song. They played the song during their entire practice. Are they just preparing to let up a ton of points? I think they're just preparing to be annoyed.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1570.114

Yeah, thank God she said that before the Rams game. They're 1-0 after that chant.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1598.803

Yeah, sure. Goes both ways. Goes both ways. Your quarterback also likes to run like a running back.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1608.71

I mean, I don't know if your defensive coordinator agreed to that. No, we agreed to that. I mean, it makes you wonder about these questionable Frankie Lou Vu hits the past couple months. It makes you wonder what's going on in that defensive room.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1663.499

All right. Good job producing. Well, I mean, you brought this up.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1720.315

Would you like to counter with a can't lose? No, I would like to follow up with a must-win as well.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1797.674

This is a screenshot of it, but I need the full video. That looks dirty, that screenshot.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

186.628

I don't know how he can call the North when we're clearly the North.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1912.661

By the way, the reason I couldn't find it was because the tweet I saw actually, I was looking up the words in the thing, and he actually referred to him as Frankie Doo-Doo.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1933.655

Yes, I will be wearing the overalls underneath my sweatshirt. Okay. Same outfit for all plays minus one of the Rams game.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1957.831

Hank, the fact that Hank... Like he has $30,000 on the line and still wants to be a fucking asshole?

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1972.278

No, Hank is either in a position where he wins $50,000 or he can make fun of me.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2016.17

Upper body wax. A torso wax. Basically, 40-year-old virgin wax.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2049.022

Yeah. This also will suck. Yeah, no, this will suck. This is obviously something that neither of us want to do. It's going to be very painful, and I will have to take my shirt off on camera, which I never like to do either. That's a punishment in its own.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2072.413

Sure. What are the keys to victory? Win. I don't care about anything else. Win the football game.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2096.285

It's just a guy that already makes them, but I've DM'd with him a couple times because he makes sick hype videos.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2139.828

uh taylor swift purple that's what people are saying yeah okay so wait wait so what is it this year you can't counteract memes you can't tell memes to change his prediction no my counteract of of weird stats okay so that does look like chiefs eagles again no bills bills have red oh yeah bills have red too but even chiefs are chiefs all red uh okay 34 21 eagles uh max

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2168.635

Wait, you said 34-21 Eagles? Wait a minute. Just think of two numbers. No, someone else go first. I refuse to go right now.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2351.713

I mean, just no matter what, I will be... The Commanders, I will not be rooting to win the Super Bowl, no matter what. I will not be a Commanders fan.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2409.049

Oh, my God. Yeah, that would be... Win this week. Yep.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2476.97

You get a ring. We also learned from the Ravens that that means nothing.

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2497.293

I don't know. That's what I looked up, is that they were a slave state, but they were technically in the Union. So some parts of Maryland fought for the Confederacy. Some parts of Maryland fought for the Union.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2532.025

But I said south of the Mason-Dixon line, and I was correct.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2988.487

43 and cloudy in Philly. The other game doesn't exist to me.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

3344.847

Who wants to go first? Max, you can go first. I'll go first.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

3350.709

I'm going to go right off the rip. Right off the rip. Break the streak. Jalen Hurts, 175 plus passing yards. This is the game that he tells everyone to suck it.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

3386.089

Okay, so Jalen Hurts, 175-plus passing yards. A.J. Brown to score a touchdown. We've done it every week. He has to get in there once. Eagles to win, and my favorite play on the board, Jalen Carter, one-plus sack. Okay. You're doing just like a streak break.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

4168.447

Yeah, no, I think the defense, you are greatly overestimating how much better this defense has been than the past couple defenses you've been playing. Jaden Daniels hasn't looked as good as he has in the past couple weeks against elite defenses, and the Eagles are an elite defense. Yes, Jaden Daniels is very good, but this is a different animal.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

4189.68

And I understand that Detroit was a tough place to go into and win. But that team you were playing is a third string defense. This isn't the same team.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

4250.822

All right, there's another fact that if you want to talk about facts, you said that the Eagles had a completely healthy secondary, but C.J. Gardner-Johnson got kicked out of that game for talking shit. Was he healthy? He got everything he deserved. Yup, yup, coming from you. Talking shit. Everyone should get kicked out of the game for talking a little shit.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

4294.83

We'll see. Jalen Carter, it's going to be a tough day with a backup going against Jalen Carter.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

4326.332

He's not. I mean, we'll see. We'll see. He's doing practice. He didn't look great at the end of last week, but a lot can change in a week.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

4340.729

Yeah, helmet to helmet. We don't condone helmet to helmet.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

4466.871

I mean, he's also just not saying that Kenny Pickett was the quarterback in the game that he won.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

4515.841

I can't compete with the rhyme. I can't compete with the rhyme.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

7780.193

Are you going to turn on Hank's mic? I didn't show the gun. He knows I didn't show the gun.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

7820.588

Why is this mic not on? Why is this mic not on? This fucking thing sucks. It breaks every time we... Keep all this in. I've talked to Pete about it, and then he just starts saying a bunch of words.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

7836.441

He starts saying a bunch of words that I don't understand what they fucking mean.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

7907.813

How many times are we going to have this conversation?

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

7982.078

Yeah. No, you haven't been bitching. I have something to say. We, as a community here, we got to stop freaking out when one person says that we're bitching about something. And we just got to do it. I agree.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

7998.772

I know. Well, people bitch and then everyone freaks out about it. Let people bitch. People are going to bitch about everything. Yes, it doesn't matter. People are going to bitch.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

8043.446

We're not even talking about the Eagles, and we're fired up.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

8425.823

You think it's bad vibes? I mean, it's not a great omen. Probably not. Especially when you weren't trying to show people this. You were trying to do this in secret.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

8435.85

And you would not have shown the crashes if you weren't streaming.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

8652.175

What'd he say? You threw me under the bus? That's not true.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

1779.773

There also was a Thursday night football game where you guys said, is Jacoby Brissett the guy? I'll never forget that. We started off the show. Browns. Today is blah, blah, blah. Yeah, that makes sense. Is Jacoby Brissett maybe the guy?

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

2642.4

I want just a good game. I think Vikings-Bears will be a good game.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

2711.757

Because they had both channels. Yeah. So you could like last it with the HD and the standard D and be like, oh my God, the HD is so much better. And you just see it in real time.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

2882.497

He has eight in seven games. The leader has 11 in 10 games. Yeah, he's tied for interceptions per game.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

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But you're also just being given grizzly bears. Well, yeah, I took grizzly bears. It's not like you're the Memphis Grizzlies. You could have been the Chicago Grizzlies.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

3210.508

Should we watch this whole minute 30 video? Yeah, I think we should.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

3308.908

Yeah. Flash of the Beast. No, I think we just have to go off of Flash of the Beast.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

3852.689

You're also being mean when I had Broncos money line against the Chiefs.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

3866.963

I think you just called it that they were going to miss the field goal. That was right.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

3877.685

I realized that as I was saying it. I just remember saying, fuck you, Hank. And I thought it was trolling.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

3923.034

I think maybe I just didn't want you to say it out loud because I think that I was thinking it too. But you were like, this is Chiefs magic. This is Chiefs black magic. And I was like, shut up, shut up. And he was right. And he was right. And that's why I was mad.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

3969.855

I wasn't... He does that all the time. If he thinks he's missing a free throw, he reacts. If he has it come weird off of his hand, he throws his hands up because he feels like he missed the free throw and he's mad that he missed the free throw. Did the free throw go in? I don't know. I didn't even see it. So he thought that he missed it.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

3990.835

So that's even worse. Oh, you've never shot a free throw and been like, oh, that's a miss.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

3999.204

No, that's also where he's not in the zone. Correct. What's the game last night?

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4006.676

Yeah, correct. I don't think it was a swish. Actually, I have no idea. I only saw the clip.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4025.653

Assess? That makes no sense because the Eagles are Philly fans are going to be mad. But Philly fans, like the Eagles look so good right now and Philly fans are so mad at the Sixers.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4049.788

If the Eagles lose, then no one will care about the Sixers because the only thing that they will care about is the Eagles. Nick Nurse is obsessed with elephants.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4077.649

apologize to raptor reports i don't give a fuck i will not be apologizing to anyone and it makes no sense and also if the coach says elephant in the room and that's like jargon locker room jargon wouldn't that jargon pass off to any of the players in the room also

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4107.286

And it's just saying the word. If you just say things enough in a locker room, it becomes everyone.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4128.06

I'm not saying what Hank is saying. I'm just saying that if that becomes a part of a team meeting of talking about the elephant of the room, other people on the team will also be like, we talk a lot about the elephant in the room. Tyrese Maxey goes, this is the elephant in the room.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4150.357

And also, the leak said that Tyrese Maxey said that he was the elephant in the room. What does that have to do with Nick Nurse? The leak said, the quote is that Tyrese Maxey said the elephant in the room is Joel Embiid.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4167.786

It said Tyrese Maxey said the elephant. He said the elephant in the room.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4200.06

Elephant. This line is too short. Oh, so you're nervous. Yes. I think Eagles minus two and a half is easy, and that makes me think it's hard.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4233.007

Last week wasn't... Commanders had the best offense in the league going into last week.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4252.72

I swear we had this exact conversation last week about the Commander's offense and the Eagles' defense.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4364.873

It's just another test. Yeah, yes. Obviously, everything's a test, but everything's a test for everyone. Not everything's a test.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4373.296

Yeah, but I'm saying every time you play a good game, I guess it's another test. But you could say that about any big game.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4421.894

Correct. That is my statement. I... Minus two and a half seems... I feel like I want to hammer the Eagles, but I won't because that... Oh, guess what?

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4439.397

Yeah. Ravens. That's kind of why I'm worried about this, because I feel like we might be looking towards the Ravens.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4449.323

We get the Panthers in between there, and then we finish Cowboys Giants.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4507.19

Right now, that would be plus 700. Okay. That's good. So we'll see where it goes by game time. But right now, it would be plus 700.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4553.473

I'm in last. I'm behind PFT by a game and a half, and I hate everything this weekend.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4575.788

Maxie. I am going to go Bears plus three and a half. Okay. Bears plus three and a half. Against the Vikings at home against the Vikings. Bears plus three and a half.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4650.395

Yeah. This keeps happening as I get fucked right before I'm supposed to go. You went first. Yeah, you should have taken it. I know, but then I don't get prepared. I keep thinking. What about the over in the Bears-Vikings game? No, I already have the Bears.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4665.221

um double tip i am going to go no i i now i have to do totals total stink can i do can i do you can do whatever you want buddy i have no i have no conviction and i'm the worst at this convict i am going to go

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4691.581

uh over 46 Patriots Dolphins okay I like that pick good pick Max good pick Hank Winst yeah that was tough Drake May Drake May is good you've told me that Drake May is good you said he gets two if Drake May can get me two touchdowns four touchdowns from the Dolphins yeah what does that what's that math a lot of touchdowns 14 yeah 42 fuck A lot of touchdowns. And a rushing touchdown from Ramondre.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4719.7

You said two touchdowns. You said two touchdowns. I feel like two touchdowns from Drake May, there should be enough points there.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

4942.699

No, he won't. What's that? No. Not against the Eagles defense. No. No running for Kyron Williams. I guess the great white hole.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

5672.621

Yeah, you guys are just contradicting the things that we've said in the past. What do you mean? That's fine.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

6513.165

Yeah, I'm about 60 right now. I got a flat ground in. It wasn't great. I think I topped out at 63.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

6550.054

It's Jersey Jerry. It's Brandon. Yeah, it's not going to be great. It's probably equivalent to two and a half. Outfielders, yeah. real outfielders.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

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Yeah, I wasn't planning on throwing four seams at all. That was really good advice. I know. I actually was, when I was doing my warm-up, I called it a sinker. It's really not. But, like, I was just throwing fastballs just with both of my two fingers on the one seam. I don't know what seam you're talking about. I don't know.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

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I don't have a baseball, and I probably sound dumb, and I'm not saying it correctly. This is a Cy Young winner right now. I know, but we're just talking. Yeah, we're talking ball right now. Okay, I wish I had a ball. Actually, I got one over here.

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All right. I love this. I didn't think I was actually going to get good advice here, but this is great advice.

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AL Cy Young Winner Tarik Skubal, Rex Ryan, An Awesome Snow Game On TNF, Week 12 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

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Should I do that thing where you put a little bit more pressure on one of the fingers or is that too much? No, no, no. Okay, I'm thinking too much. I'm thinking too much.

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Hank is going to put his car through like Pimp My Ride and just put a bunch of different mods onto it.

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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Yeah, I noticed that was a thing. I noticed that was a thing earlier today, but I thought that was just because we were watching it on YouTube TV.

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Crown. Do you like Villanova's draw? Sure. We don't have a coach. We're focused on bringing in a coach, maybe Kevin Willard from Maryland.

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Whoa. Yeah, well, that's three straight years of Villanova not being there to carry the Big Five. So that's everyone. That's almost half a decade. I know. It's a long time.

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I also saw the meme of the Duke guy with the gun on his head. I was like, fuck, it got spoiled. This guy killed himself. Didn't actually kill himself.

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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Irv and Burt, they treat their innie relationship like it's their outie relationship. But Dylan and the girl look at it as completely separate things.

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What were you going to say, Max? The Twilight Zone thing is that they have like the same episode names of a Twilight Zone episode about like a mannequin going into the real world. So that's why people back up what Hank said about Gemma was just a mannequin the whole time and that she's like not even a real person.

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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I normally don't do Fyre Fest. I know, but I just asked. I feel like I did have one, but I can't remember. Your entire day yesterday? Oh, yeah, DMV. That's actually what it was. DMV sucks. DMV, Illinois, makes no sense. Impossible to get an appointment because everyone's trying to get real ID. Real ID, that's a load of bullshit.

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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Yeah, in May, starting May 5th. I don't have it. You need real ID. I don't have it. And now it's impossible to get an appointment, and then you get an appointment, and then you go to the DMV, and then you still wait in line for like two hours, and then you go from one line to the next line. There's six different lines you go to at the DMV. Why can't there just be one line?

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You go to one person, you get everything done, and you leave. You go to eight different lines, and you get an appointment, and appointment means nothing. Good, good. I hate the DMV. Good job, Max. People are nice, though. I will say that. People at the DMV get a bad rap for being mean. The people are nice there. But too many lines.

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You just walk around everywhere. I swear to God, I went into six different... There's a line outside to get to the line inside. Then you get to the line inside to get to the...

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first person and then you go that person says you got to go take a picture i don't know why i had to take a picture i just took a picture three months ago then i have to go to another person at another desk then they actually fill everything out then you got to go to the cashier they you just you just a line to pay someone yeah and then you go to the final person and they print out your id there's six different lines yeah too many lines you have to take tickets at like four different places to get a number yeah and then they send you right in i ran into the illinois secretary of state last time i was at the dmv because i saw his picture on the wall they

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I was pissed. Hank just kept saying too much about the DMV. You get two complaints about going to the DMV. I said it like 15 times.

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yeah i heard that oh i need also the reason i went to the dmv was because when i lost lost my wallet when i broke my foot four months ago oh i just got i just got my life that's a bad night yeah wait so you i've just been driving around yeah for four months but i have one now okay so you're back yeah try it pug just kept being worried for me he was like

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Wait, so you really just drive around with the possibility of getting pulled over? And I'm like, it's fine, dude. It's fine. He's like, I would be freaking out.

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facts i just love the pug was was like worried for max that's very pug like he's like what are you doing so nervous he found out on the way back from our drive from indy and he was like wait a minute so you've just been driving this whole time without a license i was like i i'm surprised you didn't have a license it's just not on me pug you should have taken it that doesn't wait a minute that doesn't affect the safety of you

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No, you say what the fact is. You have BYU. You say it. Richie Saunders, his great-grandfather invented tater tots. That's big time. Awesome. That's a sick fact.

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I did best player, worst player for like six of the teams, and then I only said one of the worst players, and it was Jeff Sprouse who went six of 12 from three in the play-in game.

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Someone from the Sprouse family. Someone told it. I got a reply from a Sprouse saying, admit that you don't know ball and only looked at the box scores. And I was like, I admitted that as I said.

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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week

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That's not true. That is true. It is true. I get nervous of all punts. Punts have to be the highest percentage of turnover play.

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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week

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All right, Max, what do you got? What questions you got? All right, I have a couple here. First one, I can't believe we haven't gotten to it. Derrick Henry hit. How'd you do that? That didn't make any sense, but it was awesome.

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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week

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So right after that hit, you also did the big play, Selly, that kind of went off a little bit after that. Can you explain that? I've wanted to know what it is for a long time, and I don't get it.

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You're not in-house, Max. No, no, no. The world doesn't need to know. I don't need to know. Next thing. You got fucked in the LeBron video. Does it pitch you off that, like, two weeks later, you probably would have been, like, the first person he went up to?

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The LeBron video. Everyone is sitting courtside. I think it's, like, you, AJ, Devontae, and you're at the end of the row. You can see that you're excited to give him a dap, and he just cuts you off right before it gets to you.

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No, that counts. That counts. You basically dapped him up then. He realizes it.

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Any other questions, Max? One last one. You played mostly nickel this year. Do you eventually want to move outside, or are you comfortable in your role now in the defense?

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Well, that's just the song. The song says you're not a safety, so that would ruin the song.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Are you worried about the curse of Jim Kelly? This is a week-by-week league. I'm worried about the commanders. You're worried. I'm just saying. I'm focused on the commanders.

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There's always the opportunity. No, what does that mean? There's always the opportunity of a whomping.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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If you win it, you clinch. It absolutely is. But the way you said that, I thought you meant the winner takes the NFC East.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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If we win, we get. But we just have to win one of the last three games. You lock it up.

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No, no one wants to go to Philly. You don't want to make anyone go to Philly under any circumstances. The Eagles have lost one game at home this year, and it was the game that I attended. But that's neither here nor there.

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Imagine if you guys had won that game. You'd already have the division. But then again, we also shouldn't have won the Saints game, and we did win that game. So that's why I keep going back to it of like, I can't believe we lost that game, but then I also can't believe we won the Saints game.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Even that is tight. At this point in their career, the quarterback position? You said many times this year that you would take... That is out of context. What do you mean? If you had to take a position going forward with contracts involved, you would take Jaden Daniels over Jalen Hurts.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Jake Elliott has not. I'm willing to get... See, at this point of their career, I'm willing to give you that one.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Let alone two. Great question. Yeah, we've had two for the price of one. But that's good for your kicking game. Yeah.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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But it's the NFL. Anything can happen each week. Any given Sunday. Any given Sunday. You guys are at home. I'm excited. You guys have a shit field. It'll probably be 50% Eagles fans in the stands. Yeah.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I didn't do it. You know what? I'm willing to... I would be willing to take that risk.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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There's a difference between Hank having the future and you having the future. Correct. Because Hank is a winner. And I'm fired up to have Hank. Travis Hunter, 200K, buddy. No, no. Super Bowl winner. That guy just ripped Super Bowl winners.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Good. Sometimes my mouth gets in front of my brain. I'm very happy you didn't say it.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I love Shake Shack. It's one of my favorite burgers. I think my favorite thing at Shake Shack is the shack stack. You got the patty and then you got the fried mushroom with the cheese inside with the shack sauce. It's so good. I'm a big fan of the shack stack at Shake Shack.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I will also say Shake Shack's fries travel better than any other fry. They stay crispy. I don't understand how they do it. They still stay crispy even after you bring them home in the car and all that jazz. Facts.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Twelve. Twelve. They have to win out, basically. But if they win this weekend, it's twelve.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I have another question about the Jets. You were talking about this to me earlier. What's going on with Aaron Rodgers and... Who's he in a fight with? Oh, yeah.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Memes is trying to tell me something. Half the time he's back here, he's telling me to look things up that just don't make any sense.

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I don't know. Vikings have a tiebreaker. I saw some scenario. Not necessarily. I forget. I saw something on Twitter that went through each scenario for the Eagles to get. It wasn't too detailed, though, to be honest with you. Pretty sure it's Vikings. Here it is. Okay. Scenario two is win out. Lions lose one. Eagles.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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eagles win the strength of victory tiebreaker but there is a way that they win that tiebreaker i just don't know what that way is do we know what the strength of victory tiebreaker is we tried to figure it out i don't know i don't i don't know but according to this graphic there is a way that we have we win the tiebreaker over there's no way we win the tiebreaker of the lions there is a way that we win a tiebreaker over the vikings somehow i don't i don't know how okay um

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It was a tweet that's a reminder of recent 49ers running back edition. Izzy ran an official 4-4-1. He seems like a strong potential Shanahan scheme fit.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I thought we were getting a snow game for a second, but it'll be a high of 27 at State College on Saturday. It's going to be cold. It's going to be cold. For the fellas from Dallas. From Dallas.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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We've got to start thinking about it in March Madness terms of the team that got hot to win and get in, and then they had the win and get in game. That's definitely not how we have to start thinking about it.

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The full video will be at the end of part four of the PMT doc that releases next week.

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Won the whole thing. The only way that they were going to be able to get in. And then they played a team that lost a heartbreaker.

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Yeah. True. You told me that you probably didn't need surgery when you got surgery. He's an athlete.

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Randy Moss Talking Kentucky Derby, Joakim Noah In Studio, The Lakers Go Out Sad, Jalen Brunson Ends The Pistons, Hockey Playoffs + Fyre Fest of The Week

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I don't even know. But they played so bad. That was a Lakers. The Timberwolves did not win that game as much as the Lakers just didn't. They gave up.

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No, I'm excited for the next. I'm excited to. It's going to be good content to get Mr. Bing Bong back.

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And New York fans are the loudest fans and never win anything. And it's just fun to shut them up.

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Tons of tickets available, like a stunning amount. Bad sports town, potentially. But you can get in for as cheap as $71 on GameTime.

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I think we have an amazing perimeter defense. I think we're going to lock them up and make other players beat us. The Knicks don't have those players.

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Yes. What's up? I've had a great week. This is, you know, we joke about the best weeks of the year, but these two weeks are my favorite time of the year. Weather's getting better. Summer's right there. Playoffs every single night. So many games. Like... You get home from work and you're up to 1 a.m., just pure playoffs.

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And it's like, oh, the flowers are blooming. The trees are spurting. It's great. People are saying they have allergies. People are saying they have allergies.

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But I think people have been in that experience. I do think when things come to light, it's kind of like, you know, everyone has a buddy or, you know, maybe themselves that has been in a similar relationship with someone who's crazy. They know they're crazy. Their friends definitely know they're crazy, but it's kind of unspoken about.

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And then they get in like a big blow up fight at a bar or something. And then it's like, all right, well, now that it's kind of like public. Yeah. I probably have to. be truthful with how crazy this is and how bad of a situation I might be in. Maybe they were in denial. Maybe Jordan was in denial, and now she's like, oh, okay.

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I am very much. She also knocked. The report came out after the last show that she was the reason Hard Knocks at UNC got axed.

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That sucks. That would have been great. Yeah, well, I'm sure they probably had like one meeting with her. Maybe. No, well, maybe they were like one meeting and they're like, her creative vision is so good that we're going to get exposed.

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Or how bad our Knox is when this one's so good because it's kind of the Jordan vision. Or, I mean, when has Hard Knocks ever... Like you never want to work with someone that's so much better than you because it highlights how bad you are.

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Yeah. Like she's got receipts. My understanding was that because they said she stormed out for 30 minutes. The video she posted was 36 minutes. I think she was like filming the conversation maybe with the rep. like the fight about why she stormed out.

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That's just a guess. At least all the transcripts. I need more of it. I don't want that. I don't think we want that. What if it somehow... I mean, it probably won't, but what if it makes...

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block out the haters don't don't yeah keep doing you you know what they i think i think the i think the i personally think the best resolution for this whole situation is for jordan to just keep doing her yeah as much as possible yeah i was gonna say the if i had to give one piece of advice to jordan have a baby no no yeah let's go let's make this official not with belichick yeah with belichick with bill have a let's get a baby in this thing no no at least at least fake a pregnancy yeah

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Right. It also really, like, it's good perspective, I think, for the rest of the world. Because it kind of happened with Brady, too. It was like, yeah, these two are the greatest of all time. Unquestionably, undeniably. But in their personal lives, they're just normal people. Normal shit happens. Wait, were you saying that Belichick...

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and Jordan are like Belichick and Brady no like Belichick and Brady like in the football world untouchable gods but then it's like all this personal stuff that happens outside of football is just like you know that happens with everyone I mean Bill respects greatness and it's just it's not fun to follow we can agree that Bill Belichick respects greatness right and that includes Jordan yes and Jordan is the Tom Brady of crazy girlfriends right exactly she is the ghost she's putting up crazy numbers she's the Will Chamberlain yep watch this

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baby baby good fire fest huh yeah good fire fest okay you can just you can just start though it is we're in it is disaster like that every report it's like just more every single one the fact that the family's getting involved now is yeah real estate was tough and then yeah it's just it doesn't end yeah and it it's not gonna it's ever this is for like i don't think i think there's a chance like i

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I said over-under of games that he coaches is like one and a half. It feels like he's just not going to coach. I don't know how, I don't know what is going to lead to that, but part of me is just like he's not going to end up coaching a game.

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and then put the cuffs on him yeah don't film it it's a he said she said it's like did you have a gun no you go in you report to the police there's like one rookie cop and then a bunch of veteran cops and yeah we did a fake kidnapping and uh my son is he's got ptsd from it and immediately the rookie cop it just starts laughing like you gotta keep your mouth shut yeah yeah you're like yeah and he's like yeah back in fucking class of 96 like yeah that hit me way worse yeah well just kind of chuckle and dap up and say good luck this season kid

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The team that was there. It's all about next week. Just a funny little... That's just another game for me. PFT anecdote that's been making me laugh since it happened. They were playing the game before us. I walked up and PFT was wearing his nobles and I was like, no, why don't you have cleats, PFT? And he was like, well, I brought my golf shoes, which I do too, because with spikes.

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Good riddance. Do you want to do that? Meme says no. Meme says no. He's not going to do it. You don't want that smoke.

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Yeah. Now we got to do it. Memes. But then it's going to look like our entire show is saying this.

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Why? You don't want the Giants? Yeah, I don't like... All the Penn State guys just go to... Yeah, but they go to the Eagles. Yeah. So you just got that.

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Oh, no. You are. It was breaking news. It was boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Oh, that was a mean breaking news. That's not even the right breaking news sound. You did, like, lasers. Well, it wasn't, like, a full-on breaking news because it's pretty low news. So it was, like, lasers. Who'd they get? I mean, it's really high news for this show.

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We're also about to take one of Maryland's best players. Why don't you grow your own program?

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Yes. That's exactly what it would be. That's exactly it. Who uses commas? I agree.

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We had a game that we didn't want to go to. That's right. And you were like, put me in the group chat. I'll say you can't go. Right. And then you stayed in the group chat. And then when we started to talk about it for next year, you're like, I'm in. I'm in if we play 16-inch.

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Kadek's got a team. And just dominate you guys. May 7th. But me and Big Hat both won't be at that game.

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there's only one 630 game love it i'll be out not also we played the whole team was stoolies yesterday oh yeah they're gonna be so fired up listening to this right now yeah they suck they sucked if you you who are listening right now yeah you guys thank you for giving us our confidence because you guys were really bad yeah how many games did you guys win last year in the summer we won zero summer yeah summer was tough because summer was a disaster was a joke

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So much fun. The stoolies that we played, very bad. Very bad. We had a blast.

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No, it was 12-inch last time. You probably would have come to post-game beers.

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The group chat's good. It's not. The group chat's so fun. They just do, like, birthday parties, male birthday parties. It's weird. You got another spot. That was fun.

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I'm just the acting manager. Pug will not look in the direction of PFT right now.

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Newspaper, hit you on the nose. He's looking in the complete opposite direction.

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Chris Long Talking Divisional Round, Adam Schefter On Coaching Carousel, Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

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They got to get girls. That's how you break through the hostage situation.

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Defense makes a play. Okay. Control the ball on offense. Joe Mixon, two touchdowns, own time of possession. Got to get lucky.

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There's something about him that feels like he can coach in the cold.

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By Joe Mixon. Those one and three are basically the same thing.

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Get a lucky turnover. Pick six. Pick six. Kick return touchdown. Punt block. Can we stop? I'm not going to have any more keys left.

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and ignite i will try i fix you and then jayden someone make this for pft he just gave you the vision no i just i just went back and listened to the song it's more of a like after you win like like like yearbook video it is it is a little bit of that it's a yearbook video it gets exciting at the end but that's when you show like the

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winning the super bowl yeah no let's go win it but for the hype video needs to be like that's not a fire me up song yeah you don't know shit about hype videos this is my vision this is not i might swear bend that corner whoa no it needs to be like iron maiden and shit run for the hills that was my first job here was hype making hype videos really what was your best work i did them for you ducks

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Were you texting them to me? No, I would text them to Hank and Hank would text them to me.

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The Quigs? Quigs. Alisak makes some good ones. We don't talk about him anymore.

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Well, you were just taking credit. If Quigs makes it, it might be good. If Quigs makes it, it will be good. You just keep taking shots. I'm going to make the greatest... You don't think I can do it? He can direct it.

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That's also not even true. I'd send you a song and be like, here you go. You would do that like once every six videos that I made. That was bullshit.

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this pass defense thing for some reason I've clicked on four different things and said four different websites said four different things well what's the is it EPA or what did you is it yards passing yards I don't know I saw a couple things and it had us listed as the third best pass defense and I was very confused by it like Max when I said that out loud it doesn't sound right does it I mean this says third here I don't know what I'm looking at that's yards per game yeah but then this one I feel like I'm also looking at yards per oh wait that's postseason

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I'm going to take the Commanders spread. Okay. And probably the over. Because that's the only way the Commanders win. Man.

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Doing a GoFundMe as just a normal random dude to go to a football game is insane. Insane.

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um i learned some good information learned a lot about the lincoln financial field and the security around it however big dom got hurt about me taking this class it was not and was unhappy what'd he say i don't know if he was unhappy he was he was concerned that he was concerned you got kicked out for something yeah no he thought i got he thought i got kicked out of the game oh and did you explain it to him yep i texted i told him the whole thing and he was like wait how do you find out about this

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He said, I was tweeting about it. I at first thought that there was, like, an alert that there was an alert that would, like, go to his desk or something as soon as somebody took the test, which I thought would have been way funnier. Yeah. But someone just, like, sent him his tweet. He was like, what happened to you this weekend?

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You always have to put yourself in the shoes of an opposing fan. If you were going into an opposing stadium, how would you want to be treated? Curse words are not allowed at any moment, so use of foul language, disappointing. Drinking, it was a lot of drinking. It was a lot about...

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the rules of how much you can drink, what your blood alcohol level will look like if you are drinking, what can happen if your blood alcohol gets to a certain level. Stress management, that was another one. It talked a lot about stress.

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That's big. It was not only if things are going poorly in your life, you can be stressed out, but also if things are going well in your life, you can be stressed out. So that's another thing about stress, and that can cause people to...

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Well, that was a motivational book that keeps him locked in. Jake Elliott misses third PAT of the day. That I'm worried about. I'm so worried about that.

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Disagree, it's going to be cold. You're just going to pound the rock. Our offense will be good.

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The older you get, the joints, they don't do as well in the cold.

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You lived in Texas. I love it here. As you were saying that. Yeah. You know from first-hand experience here.

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N'Kobe Dean being out is a worry. That's really my only worry on the defensive side of the ball. We're going to have Oren Burks, who did not look great. He's the one who had the fumble on the kickoff to start the game, but defensively he did not look great last week. And then Jeremiah Trotter Jr.

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is rumored to be getting a bunch of snaps this weekend, and he's a rookie and hasn't gotten any playing time. So that's N'Kobe Dean's play caller, the middle linebacker that... His leader on the team and not having him is going to be worrisome for the defense, but I still like our guys.

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Yes. We watch the game together on Sunday. Every single time, I just say, just catch it. Just catch it. Don't... Punts are the... Returning punts is the scariest play in football for me because I feel it has to be the highest percentage play of turnover.

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It's very easy to turn the ball over on a punt, and it completely changes the game because it's 60 yards of field position or whatever that number is. Just hold on to the football, get the ball back to the offense, run the rock, win the game. Play good defense, don't turn the ball over, run the rock, win the game.

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But I put it up right before halftime because they went into that lull.

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So I think maybe start. I think the first couple drives are going to be down.

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Yeah, but if they lose, think of how bad of a look that will be if they lose. Exactly. For you, it'll be a good look. But Philly fans will be so mad at me.

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Yeah, I know. I should have. But there were so many times I thought about it during the regular season, and I was like, well, what if they lose? Then it's a bad look.

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I don't hate that. Yeah. I don't hate that. Work it in slowly.

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If Philly fans listening to this are mad at me and I get an overwhelming response of do not wear the overalls, I can't wear the overalls.

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I think the weather matters more in the playoffs. People give it credit for it, to PFT's point. And Josh Allen. He loves that cold.

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Daughter born in 2014, son born in 2016. Okay, so he's got a 10-year-old and a 9-year-old.

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No, it was always going to be Jim Nance and Tony Romo for this game. Always.

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This Twitter account that just covers the world of ski lifts said so stoked to be adding Norway. That sounds like a universal.

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Let's get to our interviews. Everyone's been saying these playoffs have sucked.

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He's got talent. Also, Harbaugh... I mean, if Lamar loses this weekend, again, it's kind of... It won't make him a bad quarterback.

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Lamar's obviously really good, but still, if you can't win in the playoffs... It doesn't matter how good you are. Who cares?

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Yeah. Yeah, I was going to talk about that. We haven't got a lot of submissions.

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It's a Fyre Fest. It's a Fyre Fest? You have a Fyre Fest this week? No, we can just talk about it. Talk about it then.

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Yeah, we'll circle back to the bachelor parties. What's the issue? It's football. It's time to talk about football.

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Good friend, long-time colleague, co-worker, collaborator, brother, PFT commenter who's in the room with us right now. He's trying to spin a false narrative against me and you kind of, Big Cat, that we don't like V. That you don't exist? Oh, yeah. I love V. I love V. Love V. Love V. He removed the context from the conversation.

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I think I was on your side, PFT. Oh, thank you, Max. I think I was talking about how I like full V pictures.

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I know I have to say, I have to clarify knowing that you and you got memes in your pocket with the clip army and it's like, I gotta say, I also love vaginas.

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but yeah if we're talking about strictly pictures which we were like visually yes yeah like the question is is is tits or ass and you would say v that's what you're you would rather have a picture of v than t i i love look yeah they look great oh i'd rather see a picture what would your answer be

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Well, you made the wings analogy, which you said that A is celery, which if you're looking at the wings, the sauce, celery, you're ranking A last. What do you mean? If you're talking about a plate of wings, you're power raking a wing of plates. It's the wings. It's the sauce. It's the celery. It's the last.

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I don't know. I just didn't appreciate it. I've had people coming up, talk to me and be like, do you don't like V, dude? I'm like, no. This is all PFT spin doctor.

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My Fyre Fest is today in our office, which is against... I don't even know what's inappropriate. I had to defend my stance on liking Vs around a bunch of coworkers.

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Women? Women? uh maybe rick it was it was a it was a everyone was getting lunch and i was just like trying to make my lunch just being like nope i love v so rick got you this rattled

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It was PFT's tweet being like, I don't like V, Henry Lockwood.

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I don't know. You said it. No, it was your quote. I don't know that I get turned on by straight V. Visually.

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Pictures. We're talking strictly pictures. That's exactly. That's where the context you were selectively choosing context. I was just quoting you. I'm sorry.

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Are you hoping for like bedtime by the commander's game or are you hoping like halftime?

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I didn't even tell you. This is just funny. If we're doing a reverse Fyre Fest, it's just an anecdote that's made me laugh since it happened. But I went out to dinner with Stu on Wednesday or Tuesday, just me and him. And a few months ago, I was talking about quitting smoking. I have quitting smoking. And he also used to be the biggest pothead of all time.

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He has also quit, so we were talking about that and, like, talking about how, like, weird dreams and shit. And I was like, you know, do you think he'll ever, like, start again? He's like, no, I can't. Like, his diabetes or whatever it is, he's like, I just can't smoke. Like, I can't eat carbs. After he had just eaten, like...

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Two appetizers, like a massive pasta meal, and then ate like half of my chicken parm. I was dying. He's like, yeah, you know, I just can't eat the carbs. And I was like, Stu, you just fucking wolfed down like an Italian dinner for three. It's like... He's like, yeah, you know, I just can't smoke and I can't do carbs. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, what?

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You didn't say it. I didn't say anything. Go ahead. Bachelor parties. A lot of bachelor parties. Yeah. That's basically it. And I also can't... I'm not picking the bachelor party. We are. Correct.

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So that's why everyone... The amount of texts that I've gotten from people that I've met like one time six years ago being like, you have to come to my bachelor... It's never been more of a thing in my entire life. And I can't keep track of it all. I guess if you guys want to do that one, we can do that.

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But that's why I think I'm putting out a Google form so that it's just organized in one place. Who's going over the Google form? Not me. Not me. I will. Oh. I don't want Hank doing either. I will. I trust BFT.

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No. He's a Google Doc master. No, but he'll give Max, he'll be like, oh, go to Chicago. No, but he'll get us down to 100. True. I honestly haven't seen that many people send us DMs. I haven't either. I'm surprised with the lack of AWLs getting married.

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Most people are just sending them to me, and I just have to say I can't. So keep sending them to you? What have you gotten, like 10?

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I think that's fine. I think that's fine to say. What? Sometimes you can have the take of, I think this game's either going to go, this team's going to win easily, no chance, or the underdog is going to win outright. People have had that take before.

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Yep. Going to the bachelor party with a group of AWLs. I'm looking forward to it. Hank picked it out. I don't know exactly what's going on, but it should be a good one.

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Just a friendly guy that, you know, goes with, goes with the flow of the group. Are you going to, I'm not loud. I don't try and do too much. I don't try and take too much attention away from anything. I never drink, drink too much. I never do any of that.

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I won't be coming with any of those things. I will be a good guest until I have like seven beers, and then I'm just going to be probably bad news. Yeah.

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I haven't been in contact with this crew once. Are you bringing presents? No. You've got to bring a present.

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No, I'm excited. It's going to be good. What was the punishment for again? Yeah, I didn't know either, PFT. Losing the NFL picks.

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2X NBA Champ Mike Miller In Studio, Randy Moss, Nuggets Force A Game 7, Hank Saves The Celtics And Has A New Rival In Timothee Chalamet + NFL Schedule Release

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If the Knicks lose, they're still playing games. Okay, Max. What do you mean? You're the repeat champions.

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2X NBA Champ Mike Miller In Studio, Randy Moss, Nuggets Force A Game 7, Hank Saves The Celtics And Has A New Rival In Timothee Chalamet + NFL Schedule Release

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wait wait what you just said is wrong I'm an all-star I'm an all-star I'm blatantly wrong I'm an all-star I'm an all-star the all-star MVP might be more impressive you might need to put that on a quote card

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2X NBA Champ Mike Miller In Studio, Randy Moss, Nuggets Force A Game 7, Hank Saves The Celtics And Has A New Rival In Timothee Chalamet + NFL Schedule Release

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Hell yeah. Can I say bullshit that the Bills used AI? Well, you should have used them. We did the Super Bowl. You should have used them. What do you mean we did the Super Bowl? Our release video was just a two-minute video of the Super Bowl trophy and then the last frame.

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2X NBA Champ Mike Miller In Studio, Randy Moss, Nuggets Force A Game 7, Hank Saves The Celtics And Has A New Rival In Timothee Chalamet + NFL Schedule Release

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That's a flex. Yeah, it's just who gives a fuck about this. Here's the schedule. I like that. But the Bills using Allen Iverson is absolute bullshit. Very creative, though.

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2X NBA Champ Mike Miller In Studio, Randy Moss, Nuggets Force A Game 7, Hank Saves The Celtics And Has A New Rival In Timothee Chalamet + NFL Schedule Release

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No, no, Max. I will go. My first one will be week 11, Lions at Eagles, Sunday night football. Lions fans, Lions players think that they would have beat the Eagles last year, so they'll, you know. Give him a chance of some sort of redemption, even though it'll mean nothing. And then my next one will be week four, Ravens at Chiefs.

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2X NBA Champ Mike Miller In Studio, Randy Moss, Nuggets Force A Game 7, Hank Saves The Celtics And Has A New Rival In Timothee Chalamet + NFL Schedule Release

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Week three. I'm seeing week four. Okay, week four. Ravens at Chiefs, 425 start. Wow. That has to be a great one.

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2X NBA Champ Mike Miller In Studio, Randy Moss, Nuggets Force A Game 7, Hank Saves The Celtics And Has A New Rival In Timothee Chalamet + NFL Schedule Release

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Yeah, this has been great. I'm going to go with week 17, Eagles at Bills. Okay. Nice. Another 425 start. And then crazy. You got to hope that game doesn't matter, though, right? It's the second to last week. Oh, true. Yeah. Still. Yeah, I mean, whatever. Eagles at Bills week 17, and then I'm going to go week 10, Monday Night Football, Eagles in Lambeau. Okay.

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2X NBA Champ Mike Miller In Studio, Randy Moss, Nuggets Force A Game 7, Hank Saves The Celtics And Has A New Rival In Timothee Chalamet + NFL Schedule Release

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I literally, I never eat gravy. I don't even eat on Thanksgiving. What are you talking about? Red sauce? Red sauce? It's called sauce. I literally don't eat gravy on Thanksgiving. It's gravy. I'm out on gravy. Well, get ready to learn gravy, buddy. Yeah. No, that was bullshit. Big Cat's badass probably eats gravy on everything.

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2X NBA Champ Mike Miller In Studio, Randy Moss, Nuggets Force A Game 7, Hank Saves The Celtics And Has A New Rival In Timothee Chalamet + NFL Schedule Release

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Tell us. You're keeping the secret from us. People are just smashing the 15 second right now. All right, whatever. You guys are right.

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Jon Gruden In Studio, NFL Week 11 Picks And Preview, Eagles Beat Commanders + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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He's got a little surprise in the trunk waiting for the Jaguars, if you know what I'm saying. Love it. Hey, what's up? This is Alex Jones from Infowars.com, Prison Planet TV. They sold my website, so this is the only place that you can hear Alex Jones. What's up, Alex? I'm starting this weekend. I'm starting, folks, the New England Patriots, folks. I'm starting the Patriots.

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Jon Gruden In Studio, NFL Week 11 Picks And Preview, Eagles Beat Commanders + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I've got the documents right here. I love New England's defense shutting down the Rams. You can bet on a Patriot Act to be used to prevent any future McVeighs from creating explosives. That's a fact. Love it. This week I'm sitting C.J. Stroud. C.J. Stroud is number seven in your programs.

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Jon Gruden In Studio, NFL Week 11 Picks And Preview, Eagles Beat Commanders + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I call this guy building seven because he collapsed the other week even though the Jets never really hit him that bad. My sleeper is Anthony Richardson. He's like Dr. Fauci taking so many unnecessary shots. The people are waking up. People are waking up. Expect a lot of false flags from New York Jets. Google operates in Northwoods. The Jets are Lazard people.

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Jon Gruden In Studio, NFL Week 11 Picks And Preview, Eagles Beat Commanders + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Yeah, that was bad. You know, that kind of rubbed me the wrong way.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Yeah, no, that was just the entire season. Except for Eric Dixon played much worse than he normally played this season. That was the only difference. Go up, look good, 75% of the game. Absolute fucking pitfall.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Dixon went 2-for-15 from the field. And how many points did he need to get the record? He needed 16 points to break the all-time scoring record at Villanova. And he's the highest scoring player. And he's the leading scorer in the country, went 2-for-15 in a way that ended their season, ended his career, and most likely ended the career of the head coach of Villanova, Kyle Knipp.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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You wanted that. Good guy. So who do you want, Max? I don't know. I don't know. The coach of Vandy, JMU. JMU coach who then went to Vandy. That's probably number one on my big board. Okay. I'm seeing a lot of the VCU coach, which... Byington?

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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What about Jay Wright? Jay Wright would... I miss those days. That's a good point. I miss those days, and I'm sorry for yelling. No! My mom, I'm going to get a stern talking to from my mother tomorrow morning. She doesn't like when I say sucking dick.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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That was a good sign-off. Can you also – my mom also does this weird thing of when I do this – She thinks that. Max, you follow Campus Cuties? I don't follow. Oh, no. Campus Cuties.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Wait for the last pussy. Go suck some more dick. Go ask fucking Danny Hurley the next time he comes on BNP and you can get his fucking shoelace. Huh? Pussy.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I get angry. You said seeing red. He just kept saying seeing red. I was like, sometimes you see red.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Yeah, there was also a report that they were looking to trade him in the offseason. Oh, yeah?

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Yeah, it's a very... Well, but it's also the most necessary tank ever.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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But the difference is we we don't need a lottery pick. We need to be top six.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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We're at the sixth spot, and the Raptors, the Sixers, and the Nets are all within a half game. And if we get the seventh pick, the Thunder get our pick.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Correct, after the lottery. The odds. Realistically, we're trying to get to five.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Because if you get to five, then one team can still jump you, and we'll still get our first-round pick. But we're a half a game back. It's like... You have to lose. You have to lose.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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But then this summer, they're going to be back to championship. You think so? Oh, yeah.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Correct. Unless Embiid's dead. Not dead, but knee is dead. Knee's dead. R.I.P. R.I.P. Knee. He's already R.I.P. 'd his knee a few times.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Max, in fairness, I didn't say a word the entire game. I saw you fucking dance, you fucking... Actually, shut the fuck up. You fucking piece of shit pussy. Go suck some more dick. Go ask fucking Danny Hurley the next time he comes on PNT if you can get his fucking shoelace. Pussy fucking...

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I think it was negative. It had to have been negative. He lost.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I was watching Trent struggle thinking how awesome it would be if I was watching Hank struggle. Because Hank would have taken it so much worse and been so much more upset. That's my porn is when Hank is playing poorly in golf and I can just look at his face.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I didn't ask for more time. Sorry I wanted to see Hank fail in front of millions of people.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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That's true. That's a good point. Don't let them put us against each other. I think it's starting to happen. No, no, no. We're too big. We're on the same side here. Yeah, we are. We're too big.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm looking at the accommodations right now. Part of it. It says the luxury room, which I believe is the million dollar room will contain a minimum of one bed.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Hey, they're doing a good job now. That's for the luxury package. You get a minimum of one bed or two double beds at the guest choice. At least it's not zero beds. Which makes me believe that there's probably some that have zero beds.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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No, you're good here. I won't look until you're ready for me to look.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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That's amazing. That's an incredible flight. Are you puking? Well, I didn't feel good on the plane. It was rough. He showed me pictures. Now he showed a picture of him in the doggy bag. Picture of him in the bathroom.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Anyone watching on the YouTube will be able to see all these photos.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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We could use that face. There's a party section? It's like a little... He did a full photo shoot on this plane.

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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Also, for everyone out there, his name is now Lil' Jackie. Yeah.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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If I had to choose. It's a little early in the day to start anamorphic. I mean, if you morph into something else already. How can you be trusted? It's not even noon yet, Max. Does it fit in with the rest of the crowd? Yeah, that's true.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Is there anything that I could roll to try and get more wisdom of where they could be? Absolutely. That would be a perception check.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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I am Hippo Maximus, the human druid. And I am dressed as Shredder from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle universe.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Shredder oath. Do we all say that? Yeah, yeah. All right. That's bad for Max then. No, I'm disguising myself as a turtle to know more about the species. Something that you wouldn't understand because you're not a shredder. I am a shredder. No, I'm a shredder. No, it's the opposite. You're disguising yourself to be a shredder, but you really only know the turtle ways.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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No, that's something that this shredder turned turtle understood when he took this form, but it was a journey that he chose to do to learn more about the enemy at hand.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Is there any sort of attack I could do to... I was going to say dressing.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Also good, also good. What would those potions do to my current form?

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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It's perfectly normal to swallow those potions, even though other people might think that it's not.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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And number two rule might be number one. It's fluid. We don't know where the priority goes.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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get hit points on me, will that take away from my turtle status? Takes away from your turtle hit points, but not your druid hit points. Those stay the same. As much as I'd love to be a turtle, I'm willing to risk that for the betterment of the team and try and defeat these duagars. Absolutely.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Yes, I will be attacking them in turtle form and risking my turtle form.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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I would like to keep Shredette around. Absolutely. So we can learn some shit from her.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Is there any way that I can, like... bring everyone back to what they originally were?

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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There's something about a turtle that they do things in a way that is just really annoying to others, and I felt that annoyance within myself, so I had to get out of that.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Yeah. They're also dumb when they think that they're in on something when they're really not.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Yeah, back into shredder form. Shredder form, of course.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Now, there's one teammate that I don't necessarily trust, and I think that for the benefit of the rest of us Shredders, there's five of us right now. I would like to question one of them.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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He didn't do that on his turn. What do you guys think?

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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You're hiding a moonbeam? Oh, yeah, I have a moonbeam. Fucking tell us now.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Absolutely. That's one way to know what hippo mass is. That's how you just have to refer to all of these guys. Dang, I think that's been bothering me my whole life. And I'm like, yeah, it is a gusher. What kind of sweet treat can we compare this to? Now these are going to be forbidden snacks for me for the rest of my life. I'm going to be wanting to munch on these. Okay, so I have two of these.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Could I turn into... A hunter shark? You certainly, yes, 100%. You have a hunter shark?

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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You need to get this. I have two. Yeah, you need to get this.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Oh, right. Because I can't find one of the shredders. So just grab all the shredders you can see. So if I can't find him, then he's got to stay.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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No, we're going to leave that shredder. The shredders I can see, though. They're hopping off.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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We got a mic off right now. We got two podcasters just not talking into a mic.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Also, this will be the finale of the PMT documentary. Yes. It'll air Christmas week. Yes. Yes. So just for everyone who's been asking about that. This will air Christmas. This will air Christmas week at the end of the last episode of the PMT documentary.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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No headaches. No headaches. I remember because we had this in the New York office and I played like two games of something and my brain could... I also have a fucked up brain. That's true. That's a me thing. That's a me thing.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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I went to 1130 Mass, but it would be done at 1230 and you'd be home by the 1 o'clock.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Well, 1130 is East Coast time. You think church starts at 1030 in Central Time Zone? They schedule church for football. Do they? Yeah.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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You couldn't stop staring at the light? It's literally been there since we've been in this studio.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Thank you to Bryce Young. Okay. I have no problem with Bryce Young. He's a good quarterback. He thought some prayers do, and it worked.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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None of these say Greek. I know. I don't know where. It was like an ancestry thing.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

2902.205

You made this up. I may have just made this up in my head. I could have swore.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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I saw like an ancestor.com thing that was just like a screenshot of his. It could have been any screenshot now that I think about it. I don't. I'm just going to shut up.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Does anyone know the number? I have a question for you. Yes. If he was in the NFC East, would you want a rival team to sign him long term?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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But that's the point, that once you pay them, then you have to – actually, I don't get the cap. I don't get the cap. No, the cap doesn't exist.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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He said that he will. Oh. Oh, how did he say that? He said that I do well when criticized or something like that.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Jordan Mailata had the best response to it. He was just joking around saying he was like, I'm happy to be talking about it now because the more we can talk about it now, the more we can eliminate and just focus on the Steelers.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4322.697

No, he wasn't joking about it at first. Well, they start off and he's like, you guys think I spread the rumor? You guys think I spread the rumor? And then he was joking, and then he was like, started. Then he went down. It's classic Jordan Maillard.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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I don't think that that's necessarily going to be the case. You think they're going to charge you? They're still going to run the ball. Okay. It's a very good defense, though. Yeah. Correct. And we have a very good defense, and their best weapon is out.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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It sounds like you're overlooking the Steelers. I'm not overlooking the Steelers, but it seems like you're underlooking the Eagles. No, I don't think we are at all. I mean, you just went for 10 Steelers.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4431.37

I know, but you were saying that as like, I don't know. How are you feeling on this game? I feel good. You feel good? I feel good.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4441.999

Yeah, I feel confident every week. Jerry said he wasn't going to bring his gun. Jerry doesn't feel confident.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4449.378

I know. That was nice of him. Yeah. You can tell Jerry. I'm scared of Jerry.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4458.982

You should be. If you have to clarify that you're not going to bring your gun. Yeah. No, but he said I'm not going to bring my gun.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Jordan Mailata. What about Nick Herbig? I don't know. I don't know what you want me to say. He's running out of guys. No, I got guys. But I also don't know where that guy plays, so I don't know.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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The actual thing? But he made a mistake once, and then he did it again. Wait, on the same day? In the same episode of this podcast.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Yeah, you definitely have. Don't lie. I don't even. Is it a brat? Is that also a brat?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

5367.371

I can't wait for it. Max is stressed. I wish one of those games was at the noon.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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No, that was McCarthy's fault. He's a scumbag. Yep. Everyone knows that. My apologies.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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That was current. If win, it jumped up to 50 from 48. The way Max said 50 there, he's so excited. Well, that was also like it went from 48 to 50.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

5740.435

How are you and BFT the same when you guys are a full point away from each other and we're different?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Yeah, 13-18, I'd be insanely bad. I also feel horrible about my picks this weekend. What were they again? One was bad. Bengals minus five? Yeah, it's a bad pick. What was the other one?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Me and Hank would also be boring. No, that's wrong. But we're both in bachelor party age. I'm saying for the listeners. That's why you'd be great. You'd be great, Max. But the funniest outcome would be either... I understand the funniest, but I also would not... I could...

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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You would do a Chicago bachelor party. Yeah. I'd go to a Cubs game. We'd go to a Cubs game.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

5887.941

Yeah, we also need to figure out who's filming. Whatever, that's a later thing.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

6213.225

Me neither. Lasagna is... It depends on the lasagna. It is easy to fuck up lasagna. And it's just too much going on. But if you have good lasagna, it's like... Yeah.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

623.809

That game we just watched. I didn't watch a game that had been like, holy shit, I don't want to play this team. Yeah. That was the worst football game ever.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

708.653

The playoffs start tomorrow. In this world, I would like the Rams. But in the real world. In the real world, I would like... It is the same world. But see, Hank doesn't get it. Because Hank never loses the big game. He always wins it. Who the fuck is the guest on this show today, dude? Hank...

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

737.364

He took his headphones off, and he was just going off what Nick Foles was saying by my reaction. And he was getting angry, and I was looking at him. He was like, oh, can't hear.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8185.985

Oh, I got it. Yeah, there you go. Look at that. I said few for the record. Okay, few.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8199.578

It's all right. I'm making it work. That's Hank. That's Hank. Hank also, by the way, couldn't listen. He didn't have his headphones on the entire time back here. He couldn't listen? Couldn't listen to a single word that he was saying.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8209.484

hanks he's like tom brady's fan he literally left yeah yeah he walked out this is the ultimate sign he walked out for he walked out for a meeting i'll give him credit for that yeah right he was talking about the super bowl he said he couldn't he couldn't listen he couldn't listen all right go ahead max um first of all i want to thank you for everything you've done for the city of philadelphia and for the people of philadelphia you're the best and i love you

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8243.75

You can see what I'm looking at. First question, Philly Philly call. Had you ever gone to Peterson before and, like, recommended another call, or was that a one-and-done situation?

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8362.401

I'll never forget where I was. Okay. I know it's been said before, I think, in different media outlets. Where did the Hungry Dogs thing start, and what was the story that came from there?

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8438.027

So, Coach, that was forever? That wasn't just because they were underdogs in every game? Like, all year he was saying hungry dogs run faster?

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8457.117

um but once again now i got another host uh guest for y'all get get coached out on the show he'd be better than me yeah no i think he just they just came out with nfl films about him last night i didn't get to watch yeah he's fantastic i mean he's fantastic yeah eagles online always the best yep all right last question i think you talked a little about a little bit about the philly media they like to emphasize drama what was a quarterback room like when you were when you were taken over

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8540.301

That wasn't what I said. Yeah, it was. It was what you were doing. I was just acknowledging that that was something that was being talked about at that time.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8553.064

Drama. That's what Philly media likes to do. They're doing it right now. You're doing it right now. You're literally doing it. I wanted him to give the opportunity to say that Philly media overemphasizes things, and that's what's going on with Jalen Hurts and A.J. Brown right now.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8568.617

They were saying that Nick and Carson were, that Carson was pissed off that he was there, and I wanted to give him the chance to say that wasn't true, or if it was true.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

912.67

Joe Gibbs. I don't want to lose again to another person on this podcast in the playoffs. I've done it to you twice, and it's the worst feeling. You don't understand how bad the feeling is when you lose to somebody in this podcast in a playoff game.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

9663.411

I was going to ask if there's ever anyone in Philly who has asked you to sign their dick. What?

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

9752.079

That's not what I was saying. That's what it sounded like to me. That's not what I was saying. I just, I really wanted to ask, like, what was the craziest Philly thing that you saw? And then you talked about that. And then it made me think. Damn, I wonder if that has ever happened.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

9863.552

No, this is incorrect. This is incorrect. This is not how I wanted this podcast to end. You be kidding.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

1395.93

Memes was telling me that he... Bruce Brown made an All-Star game? Memes thought that he won Sixth Man of the Year.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

1406.272

I don't know if he did. I don't think he did. I don't think he did. He played one year in Denver and he averaged 11 points.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

1502.369

If anything, this Rays guy is trying to steal it from him. Yeah, exactly. Thank you, Max.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

2297.773

I was embarrassed. I should have known Big Dom's voice. And that's what I was ashamed of myself.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

2306.404

No, I said it. I thought. Obviously, I didn't know it wasn't him or else I wouldn't have reacted that way. What day was this on? This was on April 1st. Oh, okay.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

2434.836

Yeah, I may have overreacted. I may have overreacted.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

2470.265

I don't think it's... I... Which is more than fine. Which is more than fine.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

2494.725

That was bad. There's a lot of things. The Sal Palantonio is really the one that I look back at. And I'm like, how the fuck did I think that Sal Palantonio... You started listing Italians, Sal Pal. I know, I know. That was...

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

2509.478

See, there was moments where I would just get, I'd be like, oh, I'm starting to do it right now, where I just think about, like, how are you that stupid and just being, I was mostly mad at myself. I was mostly mad at myself. No, no, no.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

4839.678

I did. No way. Graduated from Villanova. Great school.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

4843.84

Yeah. Max is a smart guy. But I am talking to Hank back here about getting him back into school.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

5267.758

what an animal like he was like paying paying to have his like super chats right aloud yeah to hype up me and Hank when we were just like oldie you can just text like we have your number yeah you don't have to pay like oldie like your work you're on the truck in like two hours go to bed yeah no he's

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

6299.799

I think that's the first time that guy's ever been to a gym. Yeah. Or a locker room.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

6384.172

Were there any other women in there at the time?

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

6424.976

I hate this. Yeah, don't say that. I hate that attitude. That's when you start to fuck up.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

6490.73

What do you think about what if we line up the ball every time?

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

6765.877

Oh, we're going to win. We got to win. Also, me and Hank did a little mini tournament before, and Hank absolutely choked. Oh, he did choke.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

6815.045

Wrong. Hank actually golfs a lot, and I never golf. That's wild.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

6838.562

That is correct. Holy fuck. And he was Hank Rockwood. He was switching the rocks around to benefit him.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

6847.287

The chat was saying Hank Rock with it. They were doing a great job. That's great. I was chipping at one point.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

6853.49

They were not happy with the chipping. They were not happy.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

6864.875

That was the loudest memes has ever been on this show.

Pardon My Take

Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

6869.076

But sometimes you don't want three. I was going to say 77. I'll go one.

Scam Factory

Shoot to Kill | 1

1065.434

I asked them what they are doing actually.

Scam Factory

Shoot to Kill | 1

107.335

That's the time I started calling him darling.

Scam Factory

Shoot to Kill | 1

1088.376

Our job will be a scammer?

Scam Factory

Shoot to Kill | 1

1295.561

She told me, OK, listen, what they want you to do for now, just don't complain anymore.

Scam Factory

Shoot to Kill | 1

1392.882

She's very excited.

Scam Factory

Shoot to Kill | 1

1405.159

She's so happy. Oh, at last I can smoke my Bora Blue.

Scam Factory

Shoot to Kill | 1

638.619

I think she was 23 or 24 years old.

Scam Factory

Shoot to Kill | 1

711.161

The place is so dark, and the driver drives so fast.

Scam Factory

Shoot to Kill | 1

741.173

We don't have any signal.

Scam Factory

Shoot to Kill | 1

750.596

Just to make her feel better.

Scam Factory

Shoot to Kill | 1

782.322

A guy told us to just rest for now.

Scam Factory

Negotiation with the Devil | 5

1151.991

Immediately, they were confrontational. But Max didn't know what they were talking about.

Scam Factory

Negotiation with the Devil | 5

1194.238

Don't deposit anymore because it's a scam.

Scam Factory

Negotiation with the Devil | 5

1280.134

Got old children and back. I have all this.

The Game with Alex Hormozi

Why Constant Changes Kill Growth | Ep 893

1596.842

My name is Max. I sell tech and operations consulting to law firms. We started about six months ago and...

The Game with Alex Hormozi

Why Constant Changes Kill Growth | Ep 893

1842.229

Not too sure. Okay. Yeah. We're quite early on, so. Yes. Half of that.

The Game with Alex Hormozi

Why Constant Changes Kill Growth | Ep 893

1861.796

Yeah. I mean, at the moment we are getting this fulfilled by a really expensive, highly certified guy that's been in the- Outside of the business.

The Game with Alex Hormozi

Why Constant Changes Kill Growth | Ep 893

416.644

I sell content. So. Content. Yeah. So we do videos like marketing materials for real estate agents looking to market their personal brands and properties.

The Game with Alex Hormozi

Why Constant Changes Kill Growth | Ep 893

428.248

Okay. Got it.

The Game with Alex Hormozi

Why Constant Changes Kill Growth | Ep 893

433.491

So I'm a young entrepreneur and I basically based my own brand off of being a young entrepreneur. My.

The Game with Alex Hormozi

Why Constant Changes Kill Growth | Ep 893

458.205

The only problem is like clients find out my real age and I use my, I technically use my age as a leverage to what I sell. So social media, I grew up with social media. So, you know, I know social media better than six year old agents do. Okay. So my constraint, what's up? What's the issue? Just the pitch is wrong. No, people don't trust necessarily older people in my business.

The Game with Alex Hormozi

Why Constant Changes Kill Growth | Ep 893

482.725

We based our brand off of being young. All right. So, you know, young. Yes. But when I hire someone like a new shooter or a director of operations, who's 25 and above, they don't necessarily. Yeah. They don't necessarily. I want to say too is boomers.

The Game with Alex Hormozi

Why Constant Changes Kill Growth | Ep 893

560.718

Okay. Can I follow up with another question? So on a scaling aspect, we have a lot of realtors, you know, asking us in different areas like Texas, California to come produce the work out there because our content is kind of one of one. It's different and it's providing a lot of value.

The Game with Alex Hormozi

Why Constant Changes Kill Growth | Ep 893

577.202

I'm looking at it as more of like a 1099, you know, contracting videographers and teaching them, you know, in that state or region to shoot that kind of property. Okay. But I'm also looking at it as kind of like a franchise. What would you do in that situation?

The Game with Alex Hormozi

Why Constant Changes Kill Growth | Ep 893

652.559

We have a team in-house to edit. And we're still like the shots, like learning the correct shots for us to edit.

The Game with Alex Hormozi

Why Constant Changes Kill Growth | Ep 893

747.408

So look at it more as like a vendor.

The LOL Podcast

Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4

773.128

Isn't that Kate's sweater?

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1379.192

Hey, how are you doing? Thank you for taking my call.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1393.442

What's up? I was calling because something happened where my brother kind of holds a lot of anger towards me because he got fired from his job and I had to take it over. Okay. And I'm getting ready to move out now and I'm worried it's going to cause like more family disconnect. So I'm just trying to get some help like navigating the situation.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1416.972

It's like a financial and family thing. I mean, is it a business? No, it's somebody we know that he worked for.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1427.496

It's a pool cleaning job. I take home like about like 50 a year. So it's pretty good.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1435.925

He had gone on a trip for an extended leave, and I was covering it for him, and the boss at the end of it decided to fire him and offered me the job.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1457.054

There were some issues with him, and that was a part of it. I wasn't sure if my brother would even be let back after anyways. Okay.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1475.068

I think what happened was he's just feeling like he lost out on a good opportunity. He did. He wasn't a good worker. He wants somebody to blame for it, and it's me. He wants to blame me for it instead of himself. And I'm okay with that. The main issue is the money from the job helps financially support my family. It comes from like a single mom household. And I'm 19.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1499.458

I'm trying to move out and be on my own, which would mean that I wouldn't have the same amount of money for my mom anymore. And I'm worried that's going to create even more of a family disconnect. So I don't really know what to do. What's your mom do? She's a cleaner. She works like two jobs cleaning. Okay.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1517.652

Um, I'm not sure exactly. I think, I think I went over it with her one time.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1523.117

How much does she, how much difference does she need?

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1528.942

I'm contributing about, it was about $1,500 that I was paying off some debt on the water bill. And then now it's like to about 1300. I pay some of rent. I buy all of our food and I cover the water.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1547.291

No, I mean, I think... Like with addiction or with mental health challenges? No, I don't... Sorry, what was that? I'm asking, does she have... No, not with addiction or mental health.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1569.015

I think it's really expensive here, and it's hard to afford to live out here if you aren't making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. Exactly. The main thing is that my mom, I think she'd be fine on her own, but I have two younger sisters, and that's where I feel weird leaving. I feel like I'm abandoning them.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1593.654

They're 11. They turned 11 yesterday.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1668.823

Yeah, I think I've come to a similar conclusion. I just feel like I'm like— Sure.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1678.546

Yeah, and then it's like, where do they go? We have family here, and I'm sure they could move in with my grandparents or something.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1777.875

I think so, too. I think I just needed some, like, I didn't even feel like I was crazy. No, you're not crazy.

The Ramsey Show

Money Stress Isn’t Always About Money

1789.939

Yeah, it sounds unkind. You're going to feel guilty.

The Telepathy Tapes

Ep. 9: Telepathy Across Dimensions, Death, and Beyond

532.303

I'm thinking this lady's loony. She's trying to get something from me. And I actually made her cry. Because I'm a skeptic. So that's how it began.

The Telepathy Tapes

Ep. 9: Telepathy Across Dimensions, Death, and Beyond

598.435

One night, I decided that I'm going to go in the wood and I'm going to spend the night in prayer. Now, you have to understand, I've never done this. So I go into the middle of the wood. There's no electricity. It's completely dark.

The Telepathy Tapes

Ep. 9: Telepathy Across Dimensions, Death, and Beyond

651.024

It was this little quaint motel on the Gulf of Mexico. And I would go to that motel and I would lock myself in it. And I had a YouTube playlist of things. And then I would go out for these long walks on the beach and do my writing.

The Telepathy Tapes

Ep. 9: Telepathy Across Dimensions, Death, and Beyond

675.452

The second word I got from Josiah, he says, Max loves sacred times in his motel. He bands his music for sacred times in motel. And Max is shocked.

The Telepathy Tapes

Ep. 9: Telepathy Across Dimensions, Death, and Beyond

709.74

We stayed home and we worked on this chapter. Well, about one o'clock, I got really sleepy. And I told my wife, I said, man, I need to take a nap because I'm so sleepy. But I feel bad because we stayed home to work. And my wife goes, go ahead and take a nap. So I took this long nap, got up, and I wrote all night. The next day, I get a word from Josiah, and this is what he said. Naps are nice.

The Telepathy Tapes

Ep. 9: Telepathy Across Dimensions, Death, and Beyond

807.665

It's God using that boy to let me know he sees me when I pray. So that pretty much sums it up for me.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3146.909

My girlfriend abandoned me during my mom's passing and during Christmas time.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3153.472

No, we actually broke up in December.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3162.216

During the Christmas timeframe, you know, you know, her and I had lived together, you know, we moved locations, uh, due to some other circumstances due to contracts and whatnot. We moved, I got, you know, kept my same field of profession. So did she. And as time went on, she just kind of started to, I guess, give red flags, if that's the best way to describe it.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3184.332

And when Christmas came along, she started to, I guess, pull away even harder. She decided to say that she wasn't ready for this. She didn't know what she wanted after we had spent over a year together together. and moved 2,800 miles together. And she didn't know what she wanted.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3205.439

She didn't know herself and that she didn't know if she wanted to take a break or not, but she just felt like there wasn't any connection anymore, which didn't make sense seeing as, you know, I had made significant plans in other places with her. And... It just turned into, you know, her basically packing her things and leaving me to spend for myself along with the financial cost of everything.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3232.729

So just kind of up and left, especially since she knew about what my mother was going through and was very sick and, you know, in a very critical state.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3244.515

A little over a year and three months.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3268.301

I guess how to move forward on how to kind of recover from this because there was more financial decisions and plans that I had made with her that now I'm committed to that I cannot get out of.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3280.305

Her and I, I was building a dream home near her hometown And I had committed to that in November as a Christmas present. We were building a I think it's called a barn dominium. And I committed to that and bought land and things of that nature. It was I paid I paid a five figure down payment. to get this started and then we break up and now I'm basically left with the tab. It's in my name.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3311.585

I bought land and I financed the building of the house.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3340.496

want to keep the property. We have discussed options with Airbnb and renting it and trying to turn it into a profit. That way, you know, I can still keep this and whatnot because it'll be about two years before I can even come close to selling it due to terms.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3377.305

Yes, sir. And it doesn't help that I paid to, you know, I was going to propose this coming up summer.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3383.576

She's a very sentimental person and she was very close to her father. And I had paid an event coordinator to... actually basically furnished the whole altar and everything out on her dad's uh ancestral land to propose and that cost me about five grand and then you know the ring and then all of a sudden it's just like well i don't want this anymore and i'm like

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3574.498

Yeah, it was a very different time because she... She knew what was going on. I would always lean on her to have a conversation. And I told her about it. And one of the iconic statements I remember her telling me is that she said, I can't give advice because I'm not in that situation. I just kind of looked at her and I was like, I'm not asking for advice.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3598.529

I was asking for some sort of, you know, comfort, some way to kind of, you know, reassurance, so to speak. And that statement right there kind of stuck with me. And then after the breakup, she kind of just like shoved all the issues on me and basically told me, you know, didn't even tell me anything, just said, you know, basically left me to deal with all the consequences. Yeah.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3623.976

Which I'm still dealing with. Yeah.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3769.446

Yeah, I guess the weirdest part, like you said, was trying to turn her into this monster, I guess this enemy, and... You know, back then in Christmas, you know, I had paid for plane tickets for us to go. And then after she had canceled it, she just kind of took that piece of my financial status with her. Like she canceled my plane ticket, didn't give me my money back.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3791.49

I didn't even know what was going on. I basically got blindsided, like you said, but it gave me this image of her that I didn't recognize. And I think that I think you're right, that the best way is to kind of think of her about this monster and kind of distance myself away from the issue.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4022.621

Yeah, that's the key piece because it's, you know, when I think it's over, it's not really over because this situation has evolved into a bigger issue where, because I, you know, I was actually doing what you were stating.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4037.729

I was basically going to the gym all the time, hanging out with my friends, becoming better, pursuing a higher education, doing these things that I needed to do to secure my financial success, which I have to say was fantastic after I found out about it. And then, you know, she kind of keeps adding to the situation, even though her and I haven't spoken.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4059.642

She continues to add more to the situation by pulling my family into it. How so?

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4067.029

I work in the health care field. One member of my family, he got injured and then he got brought to the facility. And then when he got brought in, she was in charge of him.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4081.562

She walked in as a person taking care of him and she didn't know that me and him were related. And she kind of blew the situation out of proportion and started to make these accusations and everything else. And it started to make caring for him harder because, you know, I had to take him back and forth to appointments because he got severely hurt.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4103.557

And she just kind of keeps adding on and involving other people. And it just keeps stacking on in my life, if that makes sense.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4114.272

Well, she was she was accusing me of being a stalker. She's saying that I was trying to harass her or whatever. She was she was trying to accuse me of that. And I haven't spoken to her for over a month. And she tried to basically say that I was there for her when I wasn't because I didn't even know she worked there. I didn't I had no idea. Gotcha. Gotcha. I had absolutely no idea she worked there.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4210.738

Truth be told, I've kind of fully checked out like after certain things that occurred. Great.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4217.124

you know i you know i had found out certain things and i just kind of checked out because i was like i that's great that's awesome you know yeah i don't want to do it anymore that's a it's not that's amazing news that's amazing news so if she's gonna pop in your head

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4356.994

I think that's what I'm going to end up doing. Just doing whatever I can to take the emotional side of it away and then adding the objective sense.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

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I go to two types of therapy. I do iron therapy, which is the gym, and then I go to a counseling session probably about once a month. I just talk about everything, check in, and stuff like that. That's good. We do that group because we have a support group, and we all are there for each other, and we talk about things, and we try to do things that are positive for us.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4456.209

Yeah, it makes sense because it's it's a very traumatic time and everything because it was it was pretty big on my mind. I've been that's the reason I've been going to therapy, trying to deal with that kind of, I guess, per se, confront the demon, try to get that get that out of the way, you know.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4530.339

Yeah. Cause I mean, she, when she did it, when she decided to do it that night, she was, you know, kind of implicating things about moving too fast, stating you want to, you know, you want to get married next year. You want to have kids after that. I did expressly tell her, I was like, I want to slow it down.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4546.532

I don't want to go that fast for us to have the freedom to do, have fun with each other and then move on to that piece whenever we're ready. But she, you know, from my understanding, it looked like she was just ready to, to, to leave.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4605.568

That's something that I realized that maybe, maybe that played a part into all of it. And as you said, just chalk it up to a loss and lean forward, so to speak.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4617.171

Oh, it was. It was very helpful.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4641.024

Well, I appreciate your time and thank you for having me.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4655.623

Yes, sir. Well, thank you again.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

1109.971

And the plan for the livestream that week was if... Instead, I've been doing these marathon livestreams until 7 a.m. But for this one, we wanted to keep the time.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

1166.404

Es ist jetzt auch alkoholisch.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

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Ich weiß nicht, ob es genug gibt.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

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The guy saw her bank account and he said... Oh, that's right. Remember, she shows him her bank account and he's like, why do I have to pay for the taxi?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

2138.271

It'll only be like an hour. I'm joking.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

2142.372

I'm joking. It's not gonna be an hour. We should, yeah. I think we should live stream on a Saturday afternoon our 100 guests.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

2660.375

Aber mein Mann unter mir, der Bunker unter mir, der Mann, äh,

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

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See BetMGM.com for details. Terms 21 plus only. US promotional offers not available in New York, Nevada, Ontario or Puerto Rico. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Available in the US. Call 877-8-HOPE-NY or text HOPE-NY 467-369 in New York. Call 1-800-NEXT-STEP in Arizona. One of my best buddies to this day, we live together all through Rollins. Harper Grove.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

3616.203

Well, yeah, because of cropping.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

3633.331

And all in one big barrel. And it was out in the sun for like a day or two. And then they went to take it to the dump. And they were just going to get rid of the whole thing. And as my dad was loading it into their new BMW...

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

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Selbst in Jahrzehnten. Wenn du das hörst, hast du dich letzte Nacht verärgert. Nein.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

3765.348

They think it's really bad. And they're waiting for your comments. They made a text group chat of everyone you know except you and they're sending you to rehab.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

3924.619

The Japanese are so innovative. Shout out Shauna.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

3932.582

I think, yeah, I mean, the technology exists at car washes.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

4249.164

It's the last thing. It's always the last place. You work alone?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

4344.022

It doesn't last very long. You eat the whole thing and you say, I could go for another. I wish this was twice as long. If it was twice as long, it'd be like a cartoon-ish.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

4359.75

Of course not. So, it's a rechargeable wand. You just plug it in overnight and you wake up with a new meat stick.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

4464.771

Ich meine, es ist wie etwas, das nach unten geht. Es ist wie eine Drain-Szene. Okay. Oh, das macht auch Sinn. Ja.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

4472.475

Ich habe gesagt, paint in the corners.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

4476.036

Was bedeutet das? Das gleiche. Du bist nah dran. Du bist überall um dich herum.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

4511.408

Mr. Beast Videos. True. ASMR. Pranks.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

4590.24

Wird er männlich werden?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

4605.849

Ja, da sind wir. Oh, auch Lauren und ich gehen zum Wettbewerb im Softball. Wir sind... Ich habe das gesehen. Glückwunsch, Leute. Januar 6.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

4620.055

Ich werde das Kapital am Morgen machen und dann fliege ich zurück für das Spiel. Und ich werde wieder auf Pelosi-Desk pufen.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

4890.913

Was ist die Unterschiede?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

5620.92

But she kind of seems a little cuckoo.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

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Or you put it all into like a coin that you think might take off.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

5717.441

Put it all on Rismus Eve.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

5721.022

He's gonna rug pull. Don't listen to him.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

5737.087

And Luigi Mangione coin is way down too.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

5766.444

Mom's cheating on you.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

5805.353

That's such a... Yeah, I know, but I wanted... Oh, there it goes. Wow. You just swipe and you can just delete a call from your... They shouldn't allow that. It was like a girl's name and he just went and deleted them all right as we landed.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

5826.942

And he was sitting in the middle seat and he's old. He's like in his 60s. People are bad. I didn't think to look. But I saw him look up something that suggested he lived in Nashville. So he's definitely coming home.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

5898.335

Wait, yeah, it's J-O-I.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

5987.022

No, the furthest thing from cheating is making love.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

6050.672

Yeah, it was mostly bumping.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

6067.132

I like that. I want to try to cut down on bean dipping.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

6073.796

You never got bean dip? Bean dip!

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

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Anyway, something like that.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

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Oh, no. Let's not be rash. In defense, he is thick.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

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That's awesome. People are going to roll up beef jerky and smoke it.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

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Well, that feels inevitable.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

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I don't know how it's happening, but it's happening.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

6738.794

Meme? Yeah. I watched SNL because I thought they teased that the Rizzler was going to be on and then he wasn't.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

6750.251

Sie sagten es in der Promo. Sie machten ein bisschen, als die eine Frau sagte, heute Abend werden es ich, Chris Rock und Gracie Abrams sein. Und die andere Frau sagte, danke für's Zuschauen. Es war eine tolle Nacht. Nein, das Show ist nicht vorbei. Das ist die Promo. Und dann sagt sie, danke Dick Van Dyke, Dana Carvey und The Rizzler. Gute Nacht, New York.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

680.25

Ein Junge. Ein Junge.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

6846.588

I'm going to steal Mr. Guilfoyle's personality. Elisa's dad. That's Elisa's last name? Yeah. She's got like four last names.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

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Ja, ich denke, du arbeitest sehr hart.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

6921.625

Du musst es sein, weil wir zwei Episoden pro Woche machen. Ja. Ich habe das gehört.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

7010.468

Remember when you said to DM pictures of their goochies to me? Did someone do it? Yeah, a bunch of people were sending... Yikes.