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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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All right, Conan, when are you coming out going storm chasing with me?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I'm a survivor.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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We'll see. We'll see about that. Some people like it cold.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I'm not one of them.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Tell my family I love them.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Oh, I think that's a load of bullshit.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I'm on TV. I don't have to take this.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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It's we do have the periods where it'll get a little bit boring, but those are fairly few and far between. Right now, it's you know, we've got almost 60 mile an hour wind gusts and blizzard warnings. So it's you know, it's a good weather day to be a meteorologist, but not a good day for pretty much anyone else who wants to do anything around town because it's not right. It's not great.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Yeah, each individual snowflake that comes down, I'm typically outside the studio point. And here's one. Here's two.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I guess that hasn't made its way to my part of the country yet. Where are you, sir?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Fortunately, that hasn't happened too frequently, but when you're on air, it's always professional. I have no experience with that.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Stick with me, baby. You're going to learn some things. And one thing, you know, the news anchors, when they're reading the news, they're reading off of script. They're reading off a prompter. When I'm doing the weather, it's all free form.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Well, every once in a while for work, I'll do the weather from outside. But when I'm not working, especially when it's, you know, warm out and spring, summer, something I really, really like to do. And as I've been doing for a while, as I go storm chasing, I go driving around looking for tornadoes. Oh, really?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Well, the original Twister, there's they take a whole a lot of liberties with it. The newest one is a little bit more accurate, but it's definitely not just jam packed balls to the wall action 24 seven. It's. It's more so, you know, you're you're spending a lot of time in a car just driving around or if you're just hanging out in a field playing catch with the baseball waiting for storms to go up.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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But then it's that one percent when the storms are actually going up. That is just the sheer adrenaline rush of.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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The biggest thing is, if you're not sure if the tornado is heading your way or not, is to find a stationary object and just have the tornado in relation to that stationary object, line it up. And if the tornado is moving to the right of that object, it's going to pass to your right. If it's moving to the left of that object, it's going to pass to your left.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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No, this is my deal here, C. No, no, we talked about this. There might need to be some incentive for me to talk like Margie.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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But if it just appears to be getting bigger... it's coming straight at you. And that's not good news. That means you just got to book it.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I'm surprised you left out Dorothy and Toto in that analogy as well.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Well, you know what, Conan? You can come out storm chasing and we'll let you dive into a tornado and we'll see how it goes.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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No, I've been doing it long enough where I have a pretty good handling on being able to look at what I'm seeing in front of me and know if I'm in a good position or in bad position. There's been a couple times where maybe we're rolling into a town and we're getting reports that the tornado is rolling into the same town we're driving through, but

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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We can't see as much because there's trees, there's hills, and we've got to try to find somewhere to get visual of the tornado. Those moments are definitely a lot more scary just because you can't see it. You don't know where it is and you're trying to get visual on it. Those are definitely when the blood pressure kind of goes up a little bit more.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Well, I don't know if it can be that precise, but there are, you know, when we're chasing, I've got the weather radar in front of me and I can see where we are in position in relation to the storm. I've got the National Weather Service chat room open so I can see what other meteorologists are saying. So that's always a big help. But until you can actually see it for yourself...

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Because weather radar can only go so far, especially if you're far away from a radar. Gotcha. You're not getting the best picture.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Yeah. Yeah. Fargo. Um, how to do an accent.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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So I'm very, very white.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Uh, my, so I grew up in the twin cities. It's a, you know, pretty close by a couple hour drive into Minnesota. So most of my family is in, uh, the twin cities. So get home when I can, basically it's, it's not always easy to get home and see my family, but, uh, otherwise, you know, it's when I'm around town here in Fargo, it's, uh, I've got, uh,

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I'm really big into photography, so I'm taking pictures. Obviously, you saw the photo that I took. I'm taking pictures of the storms. And then this past summer, I got really big into starting to take film photography as well.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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He auditioned. I don't know if I agree with your police work 100% there, Lou. Hey! Yay! Yay!

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Yeah, well, you've seen Fight Club, right? Yeah. Sure. I love this already.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Yeah. Well, the first two rules is I can't talk about it. Sure. But I'll let your imagination kind of roam.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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Yep. That's a sign of a humble man when they tell you. Yep. Well, I'm going to maybe break the rules a little bit. I'm going to ask two questions because I think you're probably not going to have a great answer for the first one that I'm probably not going to use. Do you have any advice? Okay, Dick. Go ahead. Any advice to kind of spice up maybe my on-air weather forecasting? No.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

This Is My Deal Here, Wade

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I'm surprised. That was surprisingly better than what I thought I was going to get. I thought I was going to be, you know, don't wear pants and underwear, something like that.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Hot seat. Yeah. I mean, you said we have the gym now. We also have an in-house golf instructor. So I was thinking about it earlier and everything. Everything's come together in this office.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Listen, people online hate it. There's no perfect golf swing. Tiger Woods could post a swing, and people online would be like, blah. But you just got to do what works for you, and that swing works for you. Okay. Even though it's a drill. I haven't seen it yet. He got told to do a drill, and he just had all the pieces in my swing.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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But yeah, if you were thinking about, you know, maybe moving to North Korea, you heard some good things. I don't think you might want to rethink it because North Korea has banned eating hot dogs.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Yeah. Cooking and selling hot dogs as part of a crackdown on Western culture, infiltrating the hermit kingdom.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Yeah, that's my hot seat. My cool throne is WWE. Yeah. They are on Netflix now. I'm not a WWE guy. I think you guys are more wrestling people when you were younger. I was not, but... I mean, Netflix is the answer. Getting anything on Netflix. I went on Netflix last night to watch something else, and I saw WWE. I was like, I'll watch this for a little bit. That's never happened.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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I've been on TV a million times. I've scrolled past it, never watched it, but it was like, open Netflix, WWE. I was like, oh, what's this about? And I realized... They just own everything. Yeah. They own our eyeballs. But it's got to be great for WWE.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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The panel? The promo. Yeah. A couple of great promos. Cody Rhodes, I think. The Rock. I don't know.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Did he just get bought out? FCC, yeah. Or the FBI. Dana White showed up to his house and fucking beat him up.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Anyone to the Bears would be a disaster. That's the reality. I think he's a good coach. A coordinator is not a proven good head coach. There's been many examples of stud offensive coordinators not working on his head coaches. Mike McCarthy has at least proven himself as a head coach. You have a better chance with Mike McCarthy than Ben Johnson. I'm not even joking about that.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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and no matter what makes it funny but yeah i think i think honestly if i really want to see your pain ben johnson would be more painful because you'd get so much higher up and then when he sucked you i'm never gonna i'm never getting higher than six out of ten but that's a lie if you got ben johnson if i really wanted to take glee in your pain i would root for ron rivera to the bears but i'm not and i'm rooting for mike but you would also love that no i actually i don't think that i would

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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I think Tom Brady and Mr. Kraft have a good relationship. So I don't think it would give him that much joy. There's not bad blood.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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If I lost that bet, I would be at so many bachelorette parties. That's the thing about me. Yeah, you would. That's the thing about Hank. That's the thing about me.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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All right. Hey, guys and chicks. Speaking of pronunciation, this actually kind of plays into it. We also got a note about this. K-E-T-O.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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I would take Mike McCarthy. Proven winner. I... Don't know a lot of ball, but I would rather take a proven head coach than an unproven coordinator. You are rolling the dice a little bit.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Keto. Keto. That's the correct pronunciation. Okay. Fun fact. Okay. My boyfriend decided he was going on a keto diet to start the new year. I always thought it was keto, too. Ketosis.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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My boyfriend decided he was going on a keto diet to start the new year. I thought he was kidding, but when I came home from work the other day, he filled almost the entire fridge and freezer with meat. Like a fridge almost entirely of fish, beef, and chicken. He's not crazy chunky, and I never said he had to lose weight. I actually like the little plump. Oh, that's mean.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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But he's fully doing this, and it's kind of annoying. Probably piss smells bad, too, right? Am I a bad girlfriend if I tell him to stop because I don't want our entire fridge and freezer filled with meat? Do I let him go for this? I'm thinking this resolution will end soon anyways. That's the answer.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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And sugar. And sugar, which is a carb. But I'm not eating candy. But you're right. Grapes, when I found out grapes were carbs, blew my mind. Yeah.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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did yeah uh hey guys my husband is a huge baltimore sports fan we are expecting our first child and he is adamant on naming the boy jackson well i do love the name jackson he wants to name the middle he wants to name the middle name either lamar or holiday is enough enough or do i bend the knee has his sports fandom gone too far to run for the hills you gotta go holiday i mean that's because you cover both or does that then take away the lamar

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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All right, we'll end with a part in your take. Hey, boys, new take. Why hasn't anyone tried to block a field goal at the crossbar? Obviously, it would have to be a long field goal so the kick has a chance of landing short, but I feel like there's enough there to at least give it a try. The Lions could have tried against the Ravens back when Tucker kicked the 66-yarder.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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The crossbar is 10 feet above the ground, and anyone who can dunk could give it a shot. What do you guys think? Much love. Go Hawks.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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I don't know if there's goaltending. What's the difference between five inches and 50 yards?

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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I'm guessing you can't put your hand on the crossbar, but if you're just straight up jumping up.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Remove the Redskins, and then let's do it again. Huh? Remove the entire Redskins coaching tree. Okay. Like, you just named one organization, and that's just because the Redskins are— We build coaches. I just said Matt LaFleur.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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I'm basically just talking specifically about McDaniels. I obviously have a Patriots bias, but that is how I see it.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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I need him to have more sex, though. He's only had sex. I want him to like... Is that a bong? Yeah, you want Howie Rose to end the fall. I want Howie Rose. Yeah, you want him to fall. But it's a metaphor.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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nfl's legal tampering period aka free agency is one week away you know what i hereby declare legal tampering open i will not i will look the other way if anyone wants to tamper right now yeah do you think aj brown's gonna stay at philadelphia eagle oh is that a question i the this is going off of the patriots reached out to see if aj brown was available

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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I don't know. I saw an aggregator tweet about this, which seems like a big nothing.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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I still don't think he would have to be the best corner and the best receiver in the league. Yeah. I'm sure he's not the best pitcher, but he's up there. He's up there.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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He would be an all-pro, and if MLB had all-pro like the NFL does, he would be an all-pro in both. Correct.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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I also don't think Hank actually believes what he's arguing. He just wants to be the other side of the argument, which is a good role to have. No, no, no. I don't think you actually believe it.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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What is that? Oh, okay, now Hank's losing. Now Hank's losing. Go back to the Heisman.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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dog dog life is tough yeah dog life is Max said reality just hit him that he he got a dog it's cute and then you gotta you gotta train the dog and live with the dog there's a lot that goes into it and think about the dog I love my dog it's been I've been I've been single dog parent this week and I and it's just sucks oh no I've just been going back and forth from the office oh no honestly it has me on edge I'm yelling at everybody today oh no I'm yelling at everybody today

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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What are you going to say? Yeah. I've been yelling. I just got to stop yelling at people.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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I got to step my game up. Yeah. Sorry, I respect women. Do you? Sounds like you don't. Yeah, sounds like you don't. No, you guys look at those sexual objects.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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Next year. We're not good with anniversaries. We're going to the 10th year.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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No, I did not say just pass it. We did technically miss our nine-year. I did not say just pass it.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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Yeah. Probably an accurate answer there. So here, the real answer is we had it set up twice. We got rained out twice. We were working on rescheduling for a third time. And then I broke my foot. And now the college baseball season has started.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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And maybe independent. Yeah, independent. Yeah, independent is probably.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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Yes. It was going to be the Vols. Who won a national championship last year. I think they're currently undefeated.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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And then I broke my foot. The breaking of the foot was the real...

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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But then I won a Super Bowl. Yep. And now I'm basically healthy.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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I'm technically not supposed to run or jump for another two weeks.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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James Bradbury, I don't think, was active for a single game this year.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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Super Bowl champion, though. Gets a ring. And he was a good vet in the locker room, apparently. He did all the right things. He was never upset about it. So shout out James Bradbury. But Saquon deserved it. I also think how he's doing. There's got to be some cap. He's up to something? Yeah. Restructuring? I think that had to have been part of it. Howie had a great quote.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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Howie just moves money back all the time. So I think somehow he probably restructured it that he's getting more money. Miles Garrett? With the extension.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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The Browns had always had the lead. I was saying other than the Browns.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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He's probably just going to stay with the Browns. The Browns are probably going to be like, Miles Garrett's the best player in the league.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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Super Bowl halftime. He's having a hell of a week. The whole crowd sang A minor when they played this song.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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It was so funny. I was scared. He's done merch collabs with us.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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I was nervous. I was expecting to see him. We were standing right... It started off, I just stared at him. And then I think he saw me staring at him. I was like, this is awkward. And you got to your red eyes still. I just got scared and went behind this little pillar.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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I don't know. So what'd you think when you saw him? He looked strong. Yeah?

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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Yeah, and he was walking well. Yeah, I analyzed the gait. He was walking strong.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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He's gonna fuck shit up on Sunday. Yeah. Wait. In a good way. That's not really... No, like, I came here to fuck shit up.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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He can do both. And run the football. And run the football. He can do everything. And score the football.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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I think I was having this conversation with Jerry. Does he have the best goatee in sports right now?

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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Yeah. It's football. Be better. Be better. That's all I have to say.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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What if Carson Wentz has to play in this game this weekend?

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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But Carson Wentz beating you in the Super Bowl would be.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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Yeah, man. No, I was just thinking about it. You said Carson Wentz, and I was like, oh, yeah, Carson Wentz plays for the Chiefs.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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Yeah, no, I hope that that doesn't happen. Sorry for interrupting you there.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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Bag fumbler. Yeah. He had the $12.4 million deal with the Lakers and opted out and bet on himself and got a $1.something million deal.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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End of the show, I was pretty. We did the end of the show this morning. Yeah. I was pretty hungover. You look great now. Right now, I feel good.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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Yeah. All right. So hot seat. Kevin Durant might get traded. Oh. That was my hot seat.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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That's never happened. No. They said that they're listening to the phone calls on Kevin Durant. Got it. And there's a bunch of guys that are doing that now. If the Warriors are trying to trade. The week of trade deadline week? Yeah. Yeah, I know. It was trade deadline week.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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That's what people are saying. This is a novel concept. Paul George. Also, the Warriors are trying to trade for Paul George.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

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If Nico calls. And Caleb Martin also got traded. Didn't Paul George just sign? Get Caleb Martin out of the East. Fuck him. Yeah, what?

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2394.111

Yeah, but they traded him. Oh, okay. Quentin Grimes. All right.

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2422.628

Everyone said he got fleeced. Quentin Grimes is younger and better than Caleb Martin. That's the big fleecing that they're talking about. Salt the killer, true. Yeah, cool throne us. Hank is right, because we're not what you are right now. Wrong. Cool throne. Giants. Jameis to the Giants, according to Saquon. Yeah. That's it. Done. Finito.

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356.85

Hand grenades. Fun. Love this place. You're just locked in. Yeah, I'm trying to win a Super Bowl. That's all I'm thinking about.

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366.395

Yeah, I'm just here to win a Super Bowl. No, I said I had fun on Bourbon Street, but it's Super Bowl.

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4269.206

Every single person could say that they were bested by Patrick Mahomes.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

4309.699

So Sunday night, we will fight, and the Philadelphia Eagles will return as Super Bowl champs. Let me get

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Yeah, no, no. This week is a work week. This week is a week to win the Super Bowl. Business trip. It's a business trip, but like... Sunday is the business trip.

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Yes. I have two questions, actually. First question. You've been mentioning him a little bit today. I've been wondering this. What makes Coach Stoutland the best offensive line coach in the NFL? Because I feel like he's getting these guys and he's resurrecting careers here in Philly that other teams just aren't doing.

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All right, second question. How does Brandon Graham look in practice?

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Let's go. I love that. I love that. You got a feeling.

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555.375

What are you talking about? I'm still playing this year.

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Well, I mean, that's what people are saying, but I'm worried about this year. I'll let you worry about next year.

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8064.375

What was the last one I did? No, no, you have to go with how you're feeling right now. Go vibes.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8109.316

I feel great. I feel great. I'm ready to go. I'm ready for Sunday. Lane. It's only Tuesday. We haven't interviewed Lane yet, but I'm sure he was great. I'm sure he was dialed.

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8352.505

I don't know. It was some conspiracy theory, so I was looking at Hank and doing this.

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841.85

You're worried about the Super Bowl. Say you're worried about the Super Bowl. Yeah, no, he's just upset.

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8531.779

So I'm a pirate in this scenario? No, you're the spokesperson.

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Big Dom was for sure being set free. Yeah, he'll get vengeance. Yeah, yeah. He will find those pirates. That was the only thing I knew. I couldn't figure out the other two.

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I think... This is good podcasting. I don't know. I don't want to answer this question. They're my guys. I love all those guys. You have to answer the question. I love all those guys. You have to answer the question.

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8596.643

Yeah. So I have to kill one? Yes. No, you're not killing them. You're telling the pirates to execute them. But the pirates... That doesn't necessarily... They could beat the pirates. Sure. I think Nick Foles is such a winner, he would just beat the Pirates.

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8630.339

I didn't execute him. It was, I mean, he beat Tom Brady. That's true. You would have said the same thing about that.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8642.446

I didn't execute him. I said I believe in him to be a winner. Okay.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8703.908

It'll change everything. It would change everything.

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8708.411

It's the same. No, it's worse. It's way worse. Why is it worse? It's just the same thing.

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8714.875

I'm already looked at as second place guy. Yeah, it reaffirms. Yeah, that's it.

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8724.412

Add another one to the tally. I think you're underestimating how bad it will be. It's going to be really bad.

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8737.36

I hope you win for my sake. Yeah. Bad. No, it'll just be the same song and dance.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8755.714

What? I wouldn't. Hank is my brother in birds. Okay.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8762.655

Way to use your words there, Max. I was going to say brother in arms, and I don't know. Brother in birds.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8777.819

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And you'll be screaming. I'm going to be angry no matter what.

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Eagles Lane Johnson, Jameis Winston, Day 3 In New Orleans And Listener FAQ’s

8839.317

No, this is Memes week. No, we've upgraded from Eagles week to Max week. Oh, okay. Max week.

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8855.201

I'm thinking of players on the Eagles. Come on, Memes. You're not going to get it, so it doesn't matter. What's your guess? All right, 77.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

1744.855

rumors on the street are that kellen moore might be the next coach of the saints how do you feel about that will the saints get a coach i don't know he interviewed for that a while ago it is alarming that they haven't hired somebody new yet i was hoping that mike mccarthy what alarming yeah oh did they do i didn't even know they did a second interview with him

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

1768.021

No, I mean, we lose our coordinator. Jalen Hurst has had eight different coordinators since he's been in the league. And I feel like he's only been in the league for like five years. So that would suck. But, you know, you got to worry about winning right now. That's the only thing that matters.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

1818.649

Last year, Dolphins faced Mahomes. They lost that game, but the Chiefs only scored 14 points, and Mahomes threw for 180 yards in that game.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

1837.663

I know, but, you know, context. I'm adding more context to your stat, context stat.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

1842.107

I was looking up – during that whole Bills talk, I was looking up anti-stats.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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No, there was a couple others, but that was the most recent one, so that's why I used that one.

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1892.307

There was another clip that was going around Eagles Twitter. It was like Chris Canty. He got caught in a lie about talking about Jalen Hurts. And his producer, like, stepped in in the middle of it and corrected him. And, like, awful announcing. It was like, wow, one of the craziest things I've ever seen on ESPN. Someone's producer coming in and correcting the host. Damn. Imagine, like...

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I think he was just like, I think he was like, I had Jalen Hurts top 10 before the year. And his producer was like, yeah, but you also said he was not top 10 during the year. I was like, this is my guy.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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But the fact that Alfonso was like, I've never seen anything like this.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

1973.297

okay yeah that's not good put that on a quote card it's okay max's thoughts on the eagles wearing green it's okay yeah memes keep saying it's 21 jump street 22 jump street saying meaning it's the same movie oh no and i just keep saying it's rocky one rocky two all right but i don't know about i don't think right i don't think they wore the same stuff the same the same trunks in both of those movies but you guys are wearing the same trunks

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2000.185

You're wearing white. We are wearing the same trunks. I don't think in Rocky 1, Rocky 2, they're wearing the same trunks.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

3218.588

Was the one jumpsuit that you look like a bunny rabbit, was that in there?

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3227.196

That's the one I was really hoping is just right on top, the first thing he sees.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

325.629

Yeah, I'm on the Kansas City, but I'm back on being mad at the media because now everyone's just saying, oh, the Eagles now get credit for beating a rookie quarterback. Oh, who said that?

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

338.394

Oh, yeah, big-time list. Oh, Colin Coward said that the Eagles might not get in the red zone because the Chiefs' defense is so good. That's mega list.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

3469.026

Wasn't that the Stephen Che thing? He did a prediction for the whole league?

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Not really. Every other team in Philadelphia posted about the game. The Sixers went radio silent.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

3664.205

The only reason is because people were going to every other team in Philly posted about it. The Water Dogs posted it. Shout out to Water Dogs.

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3682.495

That's how you fight back. I didn't even think about that when I said that, but yep.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

3711.105

Feels like that's not... Well, the Sixers suck, although the Sixers did just beat the Cavs.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

3770.172

I didn't know about it until other people were talking about it. And then although realistically, I think it's probably like the social media manager who was who was like, I'm just not going to post about this because I don't know if my boss.

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415.425

You were like, I'm done with your fucking stats. Your last big stat was that no quarterback is that long.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

433.226

I don't know where this – I'm not answering that question because it looks like you're trying to – Smart man.

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Incorrect. Incorrect. We beat them in the regular season last year. I said in the Super Bowl.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Incredible. He went back for more. He could have just kept going, but he said he had to slow down to give him just one more punch.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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I mean, he's not playing anymore. Are you sure it wasn't just, he has a TV show. He has a late night show. He does?

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

9063.76

Yep, using game time. Congratulations, Max. Shout out game time. I love game time. Can't wait to be in New Orleans.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

9331.976

I have this sick feature in my house that I didn't even know about. I didn't know for a year and a half. I got a glory hole in my shower.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

9583.087

since i've turned 30 or since i've turned 29 i've just been like oh i'm 30 yeah but like once i was 28 i was like oh yeah i'm in my 20s but then once you turn 29 it's like oh yeah i'm in my 30s and then once you actually turn 30 it's like oh yeah i've been in this mindset for a year yep yeah yep it hits and you're like it's exactly the same but we're gonna yeah i think we're gonna i think it's gonna suck for like a week and then we're like you know what fuck it and also you can you can just be like i can't go i i'm not going out tonight i'm not getting drunk i'm i'm 40 i'm old yeah

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9736.569

I know. It'll be great. It'll be awesome. It'll be the best. But it's not going to happen. God. It's just the same.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

9752.512

He's a birds guy. It's a donation. It was a one and a half point spread. That's what I just keep telling myself. Then cash out, Hank. It's a one and a half point spread. Cash out and bet the Chiefs.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

9776.938

yeah i'm very familiar with that place that's the thing it's not like it's going to be some something that i can't imagine i'm there i'm there like every 18 months so yes i i have thought about it and i know exactly what it's going to feel like and it's not going to be good okay

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

3379.766

Well, you said you were hungry. You were like, I need that right now. Okay. What happened with the shot? The first one, he did not make it there. The second one.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

3409.35

It was in a competitor's packaging, and I didn't want the competitor's packaging in there.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

3436.341

I also accidentally, I did a first order, sent it to my apartment. We've all been there, huh?

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

4141.727

I just wake up, listen to my dog cry, and then ask my girlfriend to take her out. She normally does it. And then I lay in bed until I have to go. And then I'll normally, my girlfriend will ask me to do something. And I'll be like, I have to go for work. And she's like, what have you been doing?

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

7055.641

Well, Woj tweeted the bomb emoji, and then it got everyone excited, and then it was just St. Bonaventure.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

7285.117

Yeah. But then it wouldn't matter. Yeah, if it's square, it's square. Yeah, if it's square, it doesn't matter. No, some of it would have to go up the headboard.

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811.424

What were you going to say, Max? Stance on the Mormons. What do you mean stance on the Mormons? They're still Mormons. They're Mormons. Yeah. No, the Mormons were upset that they weren't on one side.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

853.417

Some of them were happy. They were like, oh, this must mean that we're both football and basketball.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

943.698

It is kind of bullshit. I don't think any of them are. I think they're all caffeine free sodas.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

1008.706

Oldie's great. He's a great character. I want him to be a part of this show very much going forward. I just don't want him to take my job.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

1044.103

As bad as Howie Roseman wants him. That's my answer. Would you rather have the tush push or Miles Garrett? Miles Garrett, we would just sneak it.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

1054.637

I went down a black diamond. I fell. Would you go down another black diamond for Miles Garrett? Oh, yeah, for sure.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

1060.662

I would, yeah. I would go double. I would go double black diamond. Double black diamond?

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

2088.465

Yeah. Have you guys seen the newest child stars on the internet? No. The Maryland Foodie Boys? Oh, yes. I love those guys.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

2151.796

I've never had meat lovers. None of them liked pepperoni. They didn't like pepperoni? It was too spicy for them, but they have a food podcast. I love that.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

2169.104

One of the kids said that he hasn't had a different lunch since kindergarten. I assume he's probably in sixth grade. Yeah. It was peanut butter and jelly, yogurt, chips, fruit, and a juice box. I love that. He's had the same lunch every single day, but he has a food box.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

2637.711

You wanted me, after the Eagles fan was disrespectful to the women, you wanted me to go up to the women of Barstool and say something nice. Oh, yeah. Say something nice but respectful. But you just assumed everything was going to be sexual.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

303.474

Loser mentality. They're all a bunch of pussies. The Eagles are the best at it. They work on it a lot. They practice it a lot. They have the right guys to do it. I don't know why you would punish a team for just being better at one play than the rest of the league.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

784.815

Meniscus sounds better. But who knows? This could be some groundbreaking. We've seen the meniscus surgery before. And he still gets hurt.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

894.217

Yeah, how was the fitness vacation? Fitness vacation was good. Yeah? I'm pretty tired. Any yard sales?

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

906.132

Oh, yeah. One time, there was at one point, I accidentally went down a black. Pause. Okay. I went down a black diamond. I fell almost immediately, and then I couldn't get my ski back on because the mountain was so steep, so I just went down stomach first like a penguin. The entire mountain. I was sledding on my stomach all the way down.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

932.905

I was holding them, and then I dropped them because I was going so fast, and some nice fellow behind me got them for me and brought them down to the bottom of the mountain. How was the snow? It was okay. It was warm. It was like people were skiing with their shirts off. Not me. That's the best. It was like 50s. A little slushy. Good powder. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, it was fun. Cool. Love that for you.

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Combine Week, Bears HC Ben Johnson, Max Is Back From Vacation And Joel Embiid Is Extremely Injured Plus Guys On Chicks

982.115

Thank you for your service, Max. Good point, Max. Thank you. You're welcome. Are you worried about Oldie at all? Am I what? Worried about oldie. No, I don't know. Memes fucking out all the captions. He just kept saying new producer. And I had family members reaching out to me asking if I got replaced.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

1289.403

Penn State should be good next year. I'm just saying, Michigan, Ohio State. I was looking at the best part of when a college season ends. You got to look at the way too early top 25 for next year.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

1307.475

Texas. Okay. Give us the top ten. Notre Dame, number four. Okay. Georgia, number five. Yeah. Oregon, six. Yeah. Clemson, seven. Yeah. LSU, eight. BYU, nine. And South Carolina, ten. I think you could just... According to ESPN.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

1692.955

Yes. I'm willing to let you say your piece. Yeah, you should. Hank, are you willing to? I'm willing to.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

1730.434

But I'm willing to say that I'm not holding you to your word on the 6 out of 10. You can say what you want.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

2237.027

No, I feel it more than I've ever felt any pressure before in my life. Do you think that we're adding to the pressure at all? I have thought about this a lot. The difference of my nerves going into this game because I work for this company and I work for this show. I think about it like if I was just a normal guy that was just an Eagles fan, lived in Philly. Butt crack showing. Butt crack showing.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

2377.481

I just noticed something. What? PFT, Hank called you a loser, and you said, shut up, Hank. You didn't say, shut the fuck up, Hank.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

2409.107

You might have half accepted the loser. The inflection of your voice was not an... It was, shut up, Hank. Shut the fuck up, Hank. Shut the fuck up, Hank, is a motto in your brain.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

2446.841

I'm just doing the wind horse fingers. Do you care to address what I just said? I wasn't listening. I wasn't listening. There you go.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

2584.539

No, yeah. Obviously, you and I are going into this game in two completely separate ways. modes of mind modes of mind modes of mind yeah word count yeah true word count I'm done I'm just thinking shut it down it would be if the Eagles lose this game my life is over if you lose this game you had a great season yeah this is the window this is the start of the window and we could shut your window

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Talking Conference Championships, Stavros Halkios And The Ravens Loss, Ohio State Wins The Natty, Bears Get Ben Johnson And Tensions Are Mounting

2631.629

Hank is... might actually be on your side. The way he says everything. Look, he's smiling. Are you Windhorsey? He's smiling. Are you Windhorsey? Look at him. Hank, everything that he says, there's a little word count.

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Yeah. There's been a lot of people saying that in his car. I also have a bet that we could do. We could do the winner goes to the Super Bowl and the loser doesn't. I don't understand why we have to do a bet for this game.

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Like, the pinky bet we do as, like, an extra... We don't do the pinky bet. I do it, and it's stupid. But as a collective, we, as in podcast... Yeah. But we're getting into a bet culture that we're just going to... We're going to fuck ourselves. Because...

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I would do cornrows. I don't want to do anything. He doesn't want to permanently change his hair. I don't want to permanently change my hair. Yeah, I've been doing it. This is my hair. The thing about hair is it grows. But if we shaved it, what? I permanently shaved my hair. You have a shaved head. False. Very false. You have short hair. Look at your head. Look at the side of your head.

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You also chose to do this. No, you actually said that. You said if the Celtics win a final, I will shave my head. You did.

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Yeah. Actually, false. I said that if the Sixers won the NBA Finals this year, I would shave my head. So, okay. Good point. So, yeah.

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Those are good quarterbacks, Max. No, I'm fine with what he just said. I think that makes sense. He didn't say he's a... The rest of the media world right now is painting Jalen Hurts to be the worst quarterback in the NFL. I think he's good. There's never been a team that has more bulletin board material while also being the Super Bowl favorites in the Philadelphia Eagles.

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That was what, five years ago? I said loading. Loading. Did you just write this? I am a loser. How many times do I have to come on this fucking show and tell every person who's listening that I'm a fucking loser? Hank, just two weeks ago, you were just yelling at me because I was talking like a loser. You said the question like you wrote the question.

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You've been telling me all day how lame April Fool's jokes are. That was a good one. But if you get someone, I said this is April Fool's.

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Don't act like I didn't just fucking say that it was April Fool's as it was going on.

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No, I didn't know it all along. But I was skeptical. I just at one point thought it was a joke. I also – that obviously doesn't sound like his voice.

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It's so easy to be the man in the fucking arena when it's not fucking happening to you, you pussy. I've been in the arena. No, no. I would have seen through that like a fucking glass door. It's so easy to say. It's so easy to say.

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1187.22

No, as it was going on, if you're fucking listening. I just like the... As it was going on, I said, oh, this is April Fool's.

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I fucking hate this show. You guys are assholes. I don't want to fucking leave.

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I just want to stop talking about it. Can we just go on? I never wanted to.

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Are you back, Max? Sure. I'm done. What do you mean? I'm done with this episode. I'm opting out for the rest of this episode. Why are you so upset? Tell us why you're so upset, Max. Because April Fool's is the lowest form of comedy. Agreed.

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2055.279

It's the lowest form of comedy. It's my brother's birthday. Shout out to Will. Oh, shout out to Will.

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No, that's not – I said it. You weren't paying attention. During the phone call, I said this is April Fool's. Yeah, but then after when Jerry called you, you pulled out your phone. You don't remember that. You don't remember that I said it in the middle of the initial phone call. And then I said that.

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Also... It's like the thing. It's like you say something, and then if someone's...

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2865.927

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I just feel like such an idiot and a loser. You're not. It's so easy to just pick up on April Fool's jokes. That's what's pissing me off. Hank, I'm sorry for saying you didn't listen.

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Well, April Fool's content is terrible content. It was a good reaction for me, but... Yeah. Great job, Mac. No, no. A good in a way that I don't want it to be good, and it's embarrassing, but it's a... Whatever, I'm just... Okay.

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Correct. Yes. Now you're getting it. Yeah, no. So like the past five minutes is me just being like, I wish I just didn't say anything. I didn't realize that I got it. So I'm going through the full range of emotions during this episode here.

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I've blocked Jerry's number, by the way. He kept texting me and I said, I'm going to block your number and his number is blocked.

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The other day. Yeah, right. I don't really care. I think it'll be fun to be like, oh, we're so good.

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Yeah, no, I'm not worried about that. As long as we have our... As long as we have Jalen Hurts and we have our offensive line, we're going to be the best at it.

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I'm shocked. Midway through, I was like, oh, that has to be an April Fool's joke.

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909.152

No, he theoretically wouldn't go. Something's happening. Jerry O'Connell just called me. What'd he say? Pick up. Do you think that was Jerry?

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996.259

I knew. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. I said April Fool's. At one point, I was like, oh, this is April Fool's.

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Somebody send us a merch. I'm on it, Max. Yep. You're already on it? RG3's hooking it up.

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duke we're going to the east we're going across okay okay i thought we were going to go to hang too that's okay okay we can we can no no i'm good i'm ready to go i'm ready to go i'm ready to go i'm ready who's more ready to go me uh he said that faster i've already i've already told you guys this fun fact i don't know if i told all four of you we're starting with duke and my friend's sister is john shire's assistant at duke yes that's pretty cool so how close are friends

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um we played baseball together in college do you keep up he was in chicago last year we got dinner okay so so fairly like yeah you could get us john shire on the show yeah okay yes love that i could get it i could yes i will say yes okay that is a very fun fact fun fact what is john shire translate to hank oh i got one what no i'm waiting for hank

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So Duke plays the winner of American or St. Mary's. I have some facts about both of them. Okay, great. The American fun fact is another personal fact. Okay. I hope they're all personal facts. In 2009, they were beating Villanova by 13 at halftime in the first round as a 14 seed against a 3.

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And I vividly remember where I was at that moment and thinking that I wanted Jay Wright fired in that moment. And then they ended up.

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Yeah. No, I wanted him fired. But then Villanova ended up winning that game by 12. Okay. Nice. I also did something. I started to do something and then I felt like it was mean. I started to do a best player and a worst player from each team.

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I don't have to continue. No, give us one. Okay, American. Matt Rogers, best player, 17 points, 55% shooting, 40% from three. Pretty good numbers. Worst player. No disrespect to Jeff Sprouse.

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The guard, Jeff Sprouse from American, plays 23 minutes a game. I didn't want to pick the walk-ons who never play. He has six points a game, but he's the guard who shoots 33% from the field and 50% from the line.

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oh just knock Jeff Sprouse get those numbers what are the assist numbers like there Max I what's this game this is what I yeah he might be like a John Stockton this is the notes that I have okay I don't have the assist numbers on here okay um okay St. Mary's uh

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this kind of got away from me too you're on your third team i know but okay d2 d2 wagon 1962 national champions in the d2 five time final five final fours in the d2 okay and then i started thinking about saint mary's i'm like i'm pretty sure they have a really small court and i looked it up i'm like oh yeah they have a small court but then it made me think like is that the smallest court with the courts not regulation size

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No, like stadium, small stadium, like high school-looking stadium. Small barn, yeah. So they have 3,000 people in their stadium. And I was like, that's pretty small. I wonder what the smallest is. South Carolina upstate, their stadium seats 800 people in it. Whoa. I'm going to show you a picture of it right now.

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I think if we could get more people in our office basketball gym than this team can.

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Yeah, so it kind of got away from me, and I started to look... This is why... This ended up being a South Carolina upstate fact. Look how small this gym is.

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And one more thing about St. Mary's. This is a bad fun fact that I found.

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Just like, it's just a stupid fact. They have a player on their team that his name is two other teams in the tournament.

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His name is Xavier Lipscomb. Wow. Whoa. That is a very fun fact. That's a very fun fact. Xavier Lipscomb plays for St. Mary's. You killed that.

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Whoa. That's big time. Okay, I think Pete's going to win that game. Okay. We're on to Mississippi State Baylor. Mississippi State, big dairy school. Yeah. Didn't know this.

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They annually produce 369,000 gallons of milk, 9,000 gallons of ice cream, and 300,000 pounds of cheese, all sold exclusively on campus. Love that. Big dairy school. Didn't know it. Josh Hubbard, good player. Okay. Baylor. So I have a fun fact about the people in this room with Baylor, and then I have a morbid fact that I did not know about Baylor. Oh, you did not know about that.

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Did you know about this? What about this thing with Baylor? He's pointing at you. Are you talking about the murders? I didn't know murders.

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That's not what I'm talking about. Go ahead. Well, the fun fact is that- Is it the Branch Davidians you're going to bring up? No. Okay.

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No. You don't know what that is either. I don't know what that is either. The fun fact is that Baylor is the team of the bracket busters of the three of the four people in this room. Well, whatever, room, whatever. So let's go Baylors. We're rooting for Baylor in here.

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Okay. Morbid fact about Baylor basketball. Did you know that they had a Marshall situation? A what?

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A we are Marshall situation. Oh. In 1927, they were busing the team to a game, and the bus driver ended up putting the bus on a train track as the tracks were coming through. What? And 10 of their players died, and they had to suspend the season. Holy shit. Not good. That's bad. Morbid fact. Not a fun fact.

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There were some crazy stories of it. Apparently one of the teammates pushed another one out the window before the train hit and saved his life.

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They pretty much had to redo the entire program. Yeah, like 20 years ago. Yeah, so I didn't know about either of those.

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I mean, RG3. They won a national title. Yeah. There we go. Baylor. Baylor. I like Baylor in this game.

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Okay. Oregon. This was another. I got fixated on courts a little bit during this. I was in my head. I was going to say Oregon. Horrible, horrible court because I remember watching how bad their court is. They changed the court.

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Yeah, so it looks much better now. Yep. That's it. They've improved their court.

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They also have TJ Bomba, who was once a Villanova Wildcat. So I like him, but I also hate him for leaving.

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Yeah. Okay, well, they played Liberty, and I knew that Liberty was strict, but they're worse than BYU strict. Oh, yeah. I looked up some of the things that you can't do at Liberty School. Mm-hmm. No R-rated movies, no cursing, no hugging, and no dancing. And if you violate any of these, you get fined. Yeah. I don't understand how you can fine someone who's paying to be there.

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I spent like four hours looking for these, by the way. You can ask memes. I was stressing. Okay. I like Oregon in that game. Okay. Okay.

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Now we're on to Arizona-Akron. Yeah. Arizona, fun fact. They already have a Cinderella on the team. One of their best players, Trey Townsend, was a teammate of Jack Golke at Oakland last year when they beat Kentucky.

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Yep, he had a really good game in that game. I think he had like 18 points.

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He was a stud. Yeah. Also, Caleb Love, I think he's been on the team for 40 years.

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This is the worst fun fact that I found of the day. I was looking up every team's fun facts, and then I found this, and it pissed me off, so I had to tell you. Akron is really excited about this matchup because he really likes coffee and the game is being played in Seattle.

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Who really likes coffee? The coach really likes coffee. And he's excited because Seattle is known for their coffee.

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No, yeah. So he's really excited to go to Seattle for their coffee. That's the fun fact that I found from Akron.

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Love it. I like the over in this game. Okay. Okay. BYU. Memes is a BYU leaver because they play super fast and he likes teams that play super fast. And they also have like the most NIL in the entire country. They have the number one recruit coming in next year, and they've given him $7 million, and I did not know BYU had NIL money like that. Yeah. I also read another article.

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Also, I read an article that someone predicted Richie Saunders would be the name of March Madness. So that's a guy on their team that apparently is getting a lot of hype.

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And they will be playing VCU, who their head coach, this will be his last time at VCU, no matter what. That's my prediction.

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2178.996

No, no, no. I'm telling you this as my thoughts, is that this guy will not be coaching VCU after this. Are you reporting? I'm reporting this.

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Or Virginia. It's most likely Virginia. Okay. Because I want him to be the Villanova head coach, but it's looking like he's going to Virginia. So he will either be going to Villanova or Virginia after this year. This is his last ride with VCU.

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Okay. Wisconsin, Montana. Another terrible fun fact that I found that I'm going to share. Montana's forward Amari Jenkins and Wisconsin guard Kamari McGee are both from Racine, Wisconsin. Yeah. And they both started their college at Green Bay. However, they did not attend the same high school, and they weren't at Green Bay at the same time. So it's basically a nothing fact.

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Okay, that's a nothing fact. I was starting to read. I was like, oh, this could be good. This could be good. And then by the end of it, I was like, why even include this in anything?

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2270.194

Another thing that I found about Wisconsin is that every single article about Wisconsin basketball, the headline is just the coach is not complaining about quick turnaround to Thursday. Love that. But it makes me think that he might be complaining. But everything is just about they're not complaining.

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And last thing, not good for Big Cat. Montana has the best name in the tournament. The Grizzlies? Money Williams is a guy from Montana. That's a good name. But Money Williams sounds like a guy who's going to be a star in March Madness.

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I also have a fun fact about that game. I was watching that game at my friend's house at Delaware, and he had friends that were coming over that apparently had to leave because he was like, I couldn't watch a game with that guy because he was freaking out so much.

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Now we're on to St. Mary's versus Vandy. Oh, this is actually a pretty fun fact. Well, first off, notable alumni, St. Mary's, PFT.

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Delhi. There you go. Fun fact. Their name is the St. Mary's Gales, and their name was given to them by a sports writer in the 20 who nicknamed them that because they had so many Irish guys on the team.

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I guess so. Good way to look at it. Okay. And now we have a contradictory fact from PFT from earlier. Oh. But I think I understand where the contradiction comes from. Vanderbilt is the first college to participate in a basketball game, and that was a 9-6 victory over Nashville YMCA.

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So I think maybe yours is the first to play another college, and this is the first college to play. Okay.

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I don't know. All it says is in 1893, Vanderbilt beat Nashville YMCA 9-6 in the first college to participate, whatever.

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Okay, this is my last game. Alabama versus Robert Morris. I have some bad stats about Alabama.

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But I thought that I would phone a friend to maybe see if he could save those facts from being said.

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So let's phone this friend. Let's see if he answers. I mean, he should.

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Rico, thank you for answering the phone. Tell him he's live. You are live to tape on part of my take. Okay. Do you have any fun facts about this Alabama-Robert Morris game?

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I just want to know if you have any fun facts about Alabama's basketball program.

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I called you. I called you because I wanted. Wait, is that true, Matt? No, it is not true.

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This is actually incorrect. I actually have video evidence of us not leaving because we were going to go to the bar together and then some assistant coach hit him up and asked him to go to a different bar and he was like, oh, I got to go eat.

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Sounds like you guys might be dating. Yeah. I wanted to go on a date with him.

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No. He was ready to go with that. For the record, I had nothing to do with any fat girls. His kids were right there. I had nothing to do with any fat girls.

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All right, Hank. Hank, you're up. Wait, was there a Robert Morris fact in there? I thought maybe he would have something about Robert Morris.

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I do have a fun fact, but this is via StatHole Sports, is that they have the most losses of all time without a win in the NCAA tournament. Oh. Robert Morris. Okay. 0-8. Oh.

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Oh, actually sick. Actually. Wait, is that what you were referring to, Hank? The flu. Yeah.

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Yeah, let's hear it. Ryan Odom is the top of my big board. I really think that he's going to be the guy to get Villanova to the next step.

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there was some talks from mick cronin today i don't think that i want mick cronin uh people are upset about that i said todd golden yesterday i still think that there's a chance there um we have money we have a lot they're upset because they think that you're delusional correct yeah yeah yep yep uh chris collins i think is a blunt i think that he's probably going to be the one that gets hired he's a what

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He's just a little bleh to me. I don't think that he's going to be really exciting. I've heard that Porter Moser is gaining more and more steam. Which I think I would be pretty – I think I would be excited about Porter Moser, but I'm not exactly sure because, you know, he's kind of a one-hit wonder at Loyola Chicago. He's been in Oklahoma for a couple years now.

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Little Patino, I would like that just because it's fun. Like St. John's, Villanova to, you know – og big east basketball i have my answers all right i'm done okay i think friday night is by far the best

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Paul Bissonnette Talking Four Nations, People Are Mad About Lebron Ruining A Picture, Is This The Worst Sports Stretch? Hot Seat/Cool Throne + Guys on Chicks

1094.808

That's it? No, the follow-up was they were like, he was just like, I play third. It was, I will not DH, I play third. Yeah, I love that. When I asked to play DH, he said no.

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There it is. There it is. That's it. That's all I wanted to find. Yeah, I played third. I played third.

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Paul Bissonnette Talking Four Nations, People Are Mad About Lebron Ruining A Picture, Is This The Worst Sports Stretch? Hot Seat/Cool Throne + Guys on Chicks

1781.288

it was a super rainy it was a super stormy day okay and then thanks for that context it just got all of a sudden you just saw like bright lights just go all around all of the windows and you were like what the hell was that and then they got on the whatever the flight attendant got on the thing and was like alright we need to do an emergency landing in Baltimore everything's gonna be okay but we need to land immediately and then they told us after the fact that it was because the plane got struck by lightning did the plane get hurt

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Paul Bissonnette Talking Four Nations, People Are Mad About Lebron Ruining A Picture, Is This The Worst Sports Stretch? Hot Seat/Cool Throne + Guys on Chicks

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Yeah, no, the plane was done. Oh. Like, it was good enough to land, but it was not. Like, if we went any further, it would have. It, like, knocked out some of the systems.

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And except Jalen Hurts, everyone is like, nah, he's still... It's unbelievable that the two most important guys in my life are Jalen Hurts and Joel Embiid, and they are just both the exact opposite player and both looked at the exact same.

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I saw that. I respect that. He was like, Jalen Hurts is a really good quarterback. And then whoever's social person asked him 50 quarterbacks, and he said that Jalen Hurts was worse than every single one of them.

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Paul Bissonnette Talking Four Nations, People Are Mad About Lebron Ruining A Picture, Is This The Worst Sports Stretch? Hot Seat/Cool Throne + Guys on Chicks

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Hank and I are going to try and get them on a Zoom to really get a vibe. Oh, I love that. I love that.

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He just bailed on the switcher. He was like, you have to tell him that he's in business school. No, you don't. You don't. It just didn't have to be said.

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I have some friends in college. They would just take videos of themselves taking a piss in a stall and just pissing all over. Yeah. Not even close to the toilet.

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I used to do the thing. Like a carnival game. I used to do this thing in college where it was like a super crowded shoulder-to-shoulder college bar, and the line to the bathroom would be super long, so you would just go up and pretend like you're ordering a drink and just piss on the side of the bar. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, on the floor. On the bar, you're like, hey, can I – you're talking to a bartender. You're like, hey, can I get two Trulies as you're pissing on the bar.

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I don't know. That's definitely... He's sitting on the toilet and jerking off while letting the shower run.

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5718.437

Also, yeah, Google says, no, a shower drain is highly unlikely to clog for semen alone. Makes no sense. Yeah, I think that was a college myth.

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5848.24

It's getting up there. We checked recently, and it was still like a fifth of the amount of time that Hank went.

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CFB With Kirk Herbstreit, Actor Paul Walter Hauser, The Bears Are A Dumpster Fire, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener FAQ’s

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Hank, can you please remind PFT that they basically lost to the Bears? They did. I mean, that's... Huh? Commies are good. They're in the playoffs. Wait, what? I mean, you love to do this, like, I'm bigger than you.

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No, you can agree. You can agree. It's Eagles Commanders Week. I'm on Commander's Alert. Okay. Respect. I'm on Commander's Alert.

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1651.953

It was a good update. Went to the foot doctor. I'm in a walking boot. I still can't walk without crutches. But my doctor said eventually, within the next couple weeks, I will be able to just use the walking boot, which is big.

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He said... You're not an athlete? Very, very minimal chance that I need surgery. Did you tell him that you were an athlete? I would think like less than 1%. I did not tell him I was an athlete. How long until you get out of your boot? I think he could tell. How long until you get out of your boot? I get reevaluated in a month.

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That was so fucked up. Right before the Eagles Super Bowl. That was so fucked up that you just said that.

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We got a lot of football. I don't want you to have to cut your pants. Vikings are good. Vikings are very good.

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um no that's just like the culture and that all the coaches feel comfortable enough to go up and have that conversation yeah with nick sirianni leader of men the way that he coaches his guys is that you can do that and then you can go back the next day and everything's all right because it's like brothers yeah when brothers fight but it's at it's at the end of the day we're brothers and common goal of championships right you see that all the time in lions games

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Right, because of all the Super Bowls that Dan Campbell and the Lions have won.

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I think he'll be back for the playoffs, though, correct? I don't know. I don't think so.

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There's also another clip of he's interviewing, I don't know if it's his wife or his daughter or something, but he's interviewing another woman and they're talking about how beautiful Jalen Hurts is. And he's upset by the woman talking about how beautiful Jalen Hurts is.

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I didn't think this was going to get brought up, but I wish I got more information on that follow-up because it did make me laugh because it made it seem like he just hates Jalen Hurts because someone in his life thinks that he's hot.

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Kind of. Kind of like that. Or it could have just been like a random person that he was interviewing.

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I did that by accident. But yeah, this is it. Yeah, it's his wife. He's mad that his wife is thirsting for... Can I play the clip?

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Yes, yes, that's the information that I gathered, so I didn't take it too seriously.

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He should have pretty privilege. Yeah, memes just AI'd me so much. Memes is on an AI binge right now. He is. You said Jay Kaner just reminded me. He's on a generational run of AI.

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I've also seen a couple tweets now that said I would like to buy Cody Petit's stock.

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Great. Let's go. That could be good for you. Cubs are back. That's all I really need to see.

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Correct. You're saving money on the long term. You're only giving five. Yeah, yeah.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

5460.885

Well, this isn't the first time you've had this debate with a Philly person. I already saw that you went on 97.5 and the Philly Sports Talk Radio and did the same thing. It's about that video, which I basically just want you to admit that it was clickbait because there's guys on that list who you just can't make that debate for. Explain the list, Max.

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The list that he did, it was a social video, and the question was, who is the quarterback that you would rather have over the next five years? And it was Jalen Hurts compared to a bunch of different quarterbacks. Some of them, I don't even, like, I can understand that you can make an argument for. Jaden Daniels, fine. Justin Herbert, disagree, but I don't know film, whatever.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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I understand there's film people that like Justin Herbert. I'm not going to argue Justin Herbert.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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So then where did you have problems? CJ Stroud, Young, whatever. Trevor Lawrence, I respect you dying on a take. It's a bad take, but you've been the Trevor Lawrence guy since day one, so you have to go there. Over the next five years, the fact that there's two quarterbacks that you just can't make this debate for.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Over the next five years, what makes you think that Dak Prescott and Baker Mayfield are both better options at quarterback than Jalen Hurts? Dak Prescott is 31 years old. Baker Mayfield is 30 years old. And they have shown nothing in the NFL for the first eight years of their career. What does Jalen Hurts need to show more of rather than those two guys?

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It's just a clickbait video that you had to do if you're going to include Dak Prescott and Baker Mayfield over Jalen Hurts.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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He won a single wild card game. He won one playoff game with a very good offensive line and a very good run game, which you like to diminish Jalen Hurts for. There was a number, the number three run game and the number one. That's what Baker Mayfield has done.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Yeah, he would. I rest my case. But what is that case? That the Eagles have a good football team? I know the 97-5 guys did this to you already. You picked them to lose every game in the playoffs. So you didn't think that they were that good.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

5729.398

Okay, you picked them over the Rams. You picked the Packers over them. You picked the Commanders over them. You picked the Chiefs over them. So you didn't think that they were that good.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

5743.451

But when has we've gotten to a point in sports where playing well in big games doesn't matter? No, it matters. Dak Prescott does not play well in big games. He never does.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Yeah, because he put up numbers against shitty teams and absolute blowouts. That's what Dak Prescott does. I would rather a quarterback who wins football games, carries the game. Once they're winning, they run the football, run the clock out, doesn't put up garbage time numbers, and then when it comes down to it and times that matter, he shows up. Jalen Hurts does that. Dak Prescott does not.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

5897.458

good two years ago and he's been good when he's healthy he's been hurt Jalen Hurts was good two years ago yeah Jalen Hurts hasn't had to learn a bunch of different offenses though has he Max no no he's actually had the same regime offensive coordinator and play caller every year of his career no he hasn't no he has not I get it every single year

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

5938.796

Well, the Trevor Lawrence thing I don't even care about because I respect that. He's had this Trevor Lawrence take forever, and you die. Everyone knows that if you have a strong take, you die with that.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

5973.458

Yes, in an absolute dumpster fire of a year in Philly, Baker came in and beat the Eagles and then lost in the next round. Congrats.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

5989.058

What did Baker Mayfield do this year? He played the commanders. He had a chance to ice the game, and he fumbled in his own territory to lose the game. Jalen Hurts went out and won football games. Baker Mayfield lost. We're looking at the most recent situation. They played the same team. Baker Mayfield put up 20 points. Jalen Hurts put up 52. 52 points. A lot of fumbles.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

6018.945

Baker Mayfield threw for 180 yards in that game when he needed to throw the ball to win. Jalen Hurts didn't need to throw the ball to win in those games that he didn't throw for 200 yards.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

6645.707

It was on after a show. I feel like it was big on the CW network. Yeah. And it would be, like, two and a half men, King of Queens, and... Maybe Seinfeld.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

6695.06

Oh, I got How I Met Your Mother. Oh, you do? Yep. Okay. I've seen every episode like three times.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

7315.357

Does anybody, anyone here a big Puna Ford fan? I'm trying to find Justin Fields wearing number three. Puna Ford's 95.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

781.61

That's the problem with winning Super Bowls is that you provide good players, and then those good players don't have contracts anymore, and then other teams can pay those players more than you can. So right now we're just offloading contracts, which kind of sucks. We traded C.J. Gardner-Johnson.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

802.64

Yep, Darius Slay retweeted something that kind of talked about that. Oh, no. Yeah, no, but Gardner Johnson's actually been very mature about it. He did a thank you Philadelphia post, and then he also was on some live stream. He was talking about how it basically had to happen because he was like, I had to go.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

821.965

I just asked for them to send me to a contender because they have a lot of contracts that are coming up, and the young guy's got to get paid. So that's basically what he said is, we're not really saving that much cap space for this year, but we're saving a lot of cap space for the next couple years because... We have a lot of guys on rookie contracts that are going to have to get paid.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

848.612

He didn't request a trade. He just understood the trade. Okay. He understood that if he's there, then Nolan Smith might not get paid, and Nolan Smith's got to get paid. It's a business. It's a business. Yeah, it's a business.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

865.095

It looks like he's gone. We're not going to be able to afford to pay him either. We instead went and traded for statistically the worst offensive lineman in the NFL. But Mekhi Becton was also a bad offensive lineman. And then Coach Stoutland coached him up, got him ready. So hopefully we can do the same thing. Had a lot of potential. He was a first-round pick in 2022.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

888.169

So he's basically still a first-rounder. We traded C.J. Gardner-Johnson for a first-rounder.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

1046.34

No, I won't. Me, Chris, and Big Cat were in a group chat being like, we got to meet up. We got to meet up. So then once we did meet up, I sent Big Cat a picture of us.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

1064.725

Yeah, no, we were in until it closed. So what time did it close? I think four. Is that right, Pug?

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

1261.935

Let's get Pug on the parade. I don't know. Yeah. It's Valentine's Day. That's a big issue. That's the issue. I was thinking about that.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

1279.578

A lot of pukes at dinner. After being gone for eight days and then being like, I had the most unreal night ever, but I need to have another one is going to be a tough one.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Like yesterday. Yesterday was like I was sitting at the airport. I was about to go get food. And then I was like, I shouldn't eat anything right now. I ended up getting Lunchables. That was my lunch. Nice. Hank, that was my lunch. What? Do you not remember that debate?

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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not rushmore yeah yeah yeah so i had that and then i had you know a salad for dinner yeah salad i got a salad for dinner you have to eat something green i'm going to diet heavy heavy diet starts started yesterday you gotta book a trip to like a sauna or something like you need to sweat yeah you sleep for like 50 minutes yeah just to just to get get it out kind of started the toxins out but you're going on an exercise vacation

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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If you'd only watched the two Super Bowls that Jalen Hurts and Patrick Mahomes played against each other, Jalen Hurts clears them by a million.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah. What type of jumpsuit was Big Don wearing? Big Dom basically got us into the party and then immediately left. He had a lot of stuff going on. He was like, yeah, he texted me the next day.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Like, he's got to be on point with that. Yeah, as he was walking us in, C.J. Gardner-Johnson was walking out, and he was like, he was like, Dom, I'm going to need a ride from me and all these people, like, immediately. And then he was like, all right, all right, I'll get to you in a second.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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We know you're on Hank's side, but you killed him. Tom Brady will never have tape like that first half tape. No matter what. That will be on his legacy forever. That he had a chance to do something legendary and came out with the worst performance in the history of football.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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So we'll just go with that. Do you think Carson Wentz still thinks that he's like, if that were me, I would want to.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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I don't know. This is a way more fun conversation than what I was going to say.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Actually, I'll ask a question. Yeah, do it. Realistically, where do you rank Jalen Hurts as quarterbacks in the NFL right now? Right now, one.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Jalen Hurts, it's not even close. Justin Herbert is just a regular season merchant, and then as soon as the playoff... It's exactly what you don't want in a quarterback. Someone who looks really good in shorts and does bullshit during the regular season, and then as soon as the playoff comes, shits his pants. Jalen Hurts is a complete...

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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That's fair. I would say top three, but I'm willing to go to top five.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Hertz is above Lamar. You can't... There's no... Hertz and Lamar have been in the same situation with both loaded rosters, but Lamar cannot win.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah. Yes. I'm alright with that. Four is okay for you? Four I'm okay with. I'd have him six.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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I get hard for you guys. Thank you, Max. Max gets real hard for us. I'm always hard for you guys.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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John Summit's pretty big now. Me and PFT were having this debate all weekend.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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PFT was getting mad at us for saying we're going to the John Summit concert, not the Ludacris concert. Ludacris show.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Right. But you're doing good. Oh, I also brought the boot. I was meaning to show that when I first came in. It smells horrendous.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah, you don't want to overuse it, and then it runs out of power. That might be true.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah. No, but then I'm going to be put in the situations of... If it loses... Yeah, I think it's just playoffs next year. Just playoffs. Just playoffs. Because then you're going to use that against me. No.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Did you text him to do that? No, he did it on his own. I think he actually, I don't think those were fake.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Mm-hmm. I don't think I got that in my bag. I don't think I have that. No, he's going to live and die with every game.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah, I was surrounded by Chiefs fans. Surprisingly, there was a decent amount of Eagles fans on that flight to Kansas City, which was... They're probably just going to pillage the city. Yeah, I don't know what... There was one guy that... I was, like, sitting in, like, the seventh row, the first one past first class, and there was this one guy who... No big deal.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah, comfort plus. Uh... There was a guy who literally just stopped dead in his tracks, and he just looked at me and was like, what the fuck are you doing on this flight? The last guy you want to see. Shout out that guy.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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He didn't sit next to me. He was just walking down the aisle and saw me, and he was just so disappointed that my face was what he saw after losing the Super Bowl like that.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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We were a little bit late getting to the party, so some people were leaving as we were coming in. But there were still, I mean, there were still some big names in that little section.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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That's only one person. And? I would like you to guess. I think you'll get it within two tries.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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reed blankenship came up to me and was like wait a minute you're the guy from barstool right hell yes shout out reed so shout out reed that's my guy but i mean all jokes aside that was so that was like a surreal moment that like i mean he's been an integral part of this team all year he was great and then being at this super bowl after party and then him coming up to me and i was like

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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I saw Nick Sirianni was getting after it. He was just walking around with a cigar in his mouth the whole time. There was a server that would come around. He was ripping tequila shots. As he should. He was having the time. He went up on stage and he did that whole thing. What's that whole thing? He sang a speech.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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That whole thing. He sang my way? No, he sang this – I can't play this song.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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No, but he sang a song that was like talking – it was basically everybody's talking all this stuff about me. That's what he did.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah. Wow. Nice. That's too much golf. At some point, you got to be like, this is too much.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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But, like, come Sunday, are you still going to wake up like, oh, I'm itching to get another round in?

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah, I took no pictures. Well, I don't know. A million people are going up to them asking for pictures. They're trying to enjoy their Super Bowl night, and I just wanted to enjoy everything that was going on without being annoying.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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You can do it. I think you can do it, too, for sure. Big Cat can do it. I have a ton of faith in you to be able to do it.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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I'm currently the fattest I've ever been, so I'm going to work on that.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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Yeah, but you're a champion when you're fat. Yeah, no, I got to... That's... That's it.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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It was great. All right, so did you talk to anyone else? Did you hang with anyone else? Yeah, I walked in. The first people I saw were Chris O'Connor and Shane Gillis.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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He was the main character of that party. He rocks. He was forming a dance circle, and only himself was in the middle dancing in the circle. It was awesome. What was Pug doing at this party? Pug got a picture with Sirianni. Okay. Good.

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest

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No, so Jalen Hurts was there, but he was in a different section within the section.

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Yeah. But he was kind of one in his own in that section. Other people would come into his section, but everyone else was in the mix of everything. And he basically had security going in and out of that section. And as soon as he moved everywhere, everyone just had a phone just filming him walking around.

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Coach Dan Hurley, Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus, Ovi Breaks The Goal Record, An Incredible Final Four And All Time Choke By Duke

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That was bad. I should have known that joke. Yeah, you should have. You should have. I was like, I'll look up how it's spelled.

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Coach Dan Hurley, Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus, Ovi Breaks The Goal Record, An Incredible Final Four And All Time Choke By Duke

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No, they're just fun. They are fun. They're more scoring, so I appreciate that.

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Coach Dan Hurley, Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus, Ovi Breaks The Goal Record, An Incredible Final Four And All Time Choke By Duke

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He got it from, like, one of those AI type in whatever things, but... Like he's the one who did it the first time and now it's for everything. Yeah.

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Coach Dan Hurley, Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus, Ovi Breaks The Goal Record, An Incredible Final Four And All Time Choke By Duke

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If Jerry was in the room, probably. You would have flashed it? I would have. At least flashed it? Maybe. Fuck Jerry.

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Coach Dan Hurley, Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus, Ovi Breaks The Goal Record, An Incredible Final Four And All Time Choke By Duke

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I used to be so bad as a kid. I used to get so many technicals in basketball. Of course. For going like this. Just for losing my temper.

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John Fanta Talking Final Four, NFL Coach's Picture And Tush Push Being Banned, The Yankees Might Be Cheating, Impractical Jokers Down Bad + Monday Reading

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Obviously, there's bad blood between Kevin Willard and the athletic department at the University of Maryland. But the players? Players to zoom the players? We'll see. No, we saw. He didn't address them. No, but we'll see if any of the players come with him.

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John Fanta Talking Final Four, NFL Coach's Picture And Tush Push Being Banned, The Yankees Might Be Cheating, Impractical Jokers Down Bad + Monday Reading

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No. There's coaches out there that kill people. There's coaches out there that you defend that help cover up murders. Whoa, who do we defend?

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John Fanta Talking Final Four, NFL Coach's Picture And Tush Push Being Banned, The Yankees Might Be Cheating, Impractical Jokers Down Bad + Monday Reading

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You don't defend him. Who do we defend? I mean, everyone says that there's way worse coaches that do worse stuff. Why are you pointing at us? Who killed someone, Max? What, Max? He didn't kill anyone, but there was allegations that he was... Actually, tune into our Monday reading.

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John Fanta Talking Final Four, NFL Coach's Picture And Tush Push Being Banned, The Yankees Might Be Cheating, Impractical Jokers Down Bad + Monday Reading

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Yeah, yeah. We have a graph that someone... What did Kevin Willard do? He went into the media and said that he... Oh, shit.

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John Fanta Talking Final Four, NFL Coach's Picture And Tush Push Being Banned, The Yankees Might Be Cheating, Impractical Jokers Down Bad + Monday Reading

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Dylan Brooks also just went nuts. He got kicked out of the game. That was interesting. That was interesting.

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John Fanta Talking Final Four, NFL Coach's Picture And Tush Push Being Banned, The Yankees Might Be Cheating, Impractical Jokers Down Bad + Monday Reading

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Not necessarily a school that gets great resources. Do you think he's a great hire? I think he's a good hire. Okay. Who would have been a great hire?

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John Fanta Talking Final Four, NFL Coach's Picture And Tush Push Being Banned, The Yankees Might Be Cheating, Impractical Jokers Down Bad + Monday Reading

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Yeah, Jay Wright. Todd Golden? There wasn't like guys out there this cycle for there to be like A++ hires. So I'm excited for the next chapter. We're going to be competitive again. You got the crown. We got the crown coming up.

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John Fanta Talking Final Four, NFL Coach's Picture And Tush Push Being Banned, The Yankees Might Be Cheating, Impractical Jokers Down Bad + Monday Reading

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And that's just the nature of the game. And Kevin Willard went to Villanova to get a better job and to be in a better situation for his family.

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Deal. See, that's another thing. One day, Maryland will face off against Villanova in something, and that'll be awesome to watch.

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John Fanta Talking Final Four, NFL Coach's Picture And Tush Push Being Banned, The Yankees Might Be Cheating, Impractical Jokers Down Bad + Monday Reading

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But it should happen next year. It should happen next year. No, I would love that. I would absolutely love that.

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Yeah, we won the series. What happened to that? We just got to keep winning series. Aaron Nola is just Aaron Nola.

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John Fanta Talking Final Four, NFL Coach's Picture And Tush Push Being Banned, The Yankees Might Be Cheating, Impractical Jokers Down Bad + Monday Reading

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Every single game, he starts off great. He looks like the best pitcher in baseball, and then he has one inning where he just blows up every single game.

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I'm certainly not saying he's an asshole. He's a great coach. He's going to bring Villanova back to where we need to be.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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This was last updated on February 28th. That's crazy, Joe. He doesn't like to do his job.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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But Jason Tatum said, fuck out of here, man, after being up 25-2.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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It's a race right now. I was watching the Sixers-Warriors game last night just actively rooting for the Warriors, and it's a weird place to be in, but you got to do it.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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What if Jalen Brown wins it? Then is he the face of the league? Yes. Yeah.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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Yeah, he was. Scotty Barnes, future face of this league. People don't talk about this video as much as we talk about this video.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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He says face of this league. He should have said future face of this league. He's going to be the face of this league. It's total crap. Face of this league?

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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I feel like every single year they say that they're taking away Daylight City.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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That's going to be a day, boys. Saturday for Patty's Day. Rainy. That's ass.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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I didn't ask for a picture because I was like, you know, this is the best night of his life. I wanted you to, you know, enjoy the night and not get hounded by a bunch of pictures. So I felt out of respect. He wants credit for that. I don't want credit for that.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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People in Philly, you know, sometimes we get over emotional and we say things that we don't mean.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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Sometimes you say things you don't mean. That's all. That's all.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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First question going off of that. How does it feel now to be in this class of immortality in Philadelphia? Like going into the year was obviously a little feisty with you and the Philly fans. And now no matter what you do, you're automatically on the pantheon of all-time greats.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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All right, Max, go. Number one, that was great. I'm happy that you're in this moment now because, like, Howie Roseman is another one that, like, people really criticized him after, like, the Jalen Rager, Justin Jefferson thing.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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It's good. And I'm happy Philadelphia's turned on people who deserve – to be turned on for the better. You're turned on.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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I try and say something right. Never works. All right, next question. Back to Italians. Is Kevin Petullo Italian? Because I'm seeing different reports.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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I just wanted the people of Philadelphia to know coming from you that he is Italian.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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He's Italian. Follow-up question to that. Let's get the boys fired up about him.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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An excellent bison. No, I believed it. I just wanted the people to stop putting out these fake rumors.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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But following up on Kevin Petullo, can we get the Eagles fans fired up? Like what's he going to bring to this offense? Tell me about Kevin Petullo.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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I don't think that that's how it went at all. I think that they're making this up. You've got to see me out of it.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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Are you ever going to get it? I think Memes is going to get it today.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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Here comes three, Memes. I'm so sick. It means birthday, by the way, 30. Happy birthday, man.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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I don't know. Things are changing. Things are changing. The Commanders were the heavy favorites other than the Browns. Now, the Browns were the heavy favorites. Correct. But if you were to bet on any team other than Cleveland, it was Washington. And now it's Eagles and Washington have the same odds.

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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March

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Shane told me he had the least separation in the entire NFL last year. I don't know if that's true, but Shane said it.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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Just that this tournament doesn't really matter anymore because there's no more Big East teams left.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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Yeah. That's the national champion, St. John's. There's too many SEC teams. Big East is college basketball. SEC is football.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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And the fans aren't the same. It's football. Because when you're watching... SEC basketball fans, you're only thinking in the back of your head, like they don't care about this like they care about football. Correct. When you look at Big East basketball fans, it's everything. Right. It's all you got. It's all you got.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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I am bringing as much as I would any other day. You are bringing a lot. You're bringing a lot.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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I don't know. Maryland keeps winning, so it's not great there. Maybe this guy.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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No, I got to respect dibs. Yes, thank you. I got to respect dibs.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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Yeah. And you respect that. That one I don't respect. No, you do respect it. Well, we'll see. Nasty. If you get the first pick, I will respect it. Thank you. But if the Sixers get the first pick, I will not respect it.

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You're not using big man. You're doing a bad job. I said he is a... I mean, everyone in the NBA is a big man. Paul George is a big man. Fact or fiction. He is a tall... He's tall. Yeah.

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Yeah, he was a name that was floating around Villanova circles. Oh! I think the Minnesota years have scared some people.

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I was actually prepping for... The next region? No, I'm trying to count as how many football schools and basketball schools are left. And there's honestly more basketball schools than I thought.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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The crown should be playing. It's the week of the final four.

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120. One of the guys off the bench played more minutes than him.

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He belongs in the Big East. He belongs in the Big East. Oh, man, that would be so great. That would be awesome.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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He was actually asking a question. It wasn't a take. It was a question.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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St. John's was a dumpster fire before Patino went there. The coaches that they brought, they were just a revolving door of bad, bad coaches that underperformed and were very disappointing year after year. Patino, in his second year, won the Big East. Which is basically a mid-major. They don't have any teams in the Sweet 16.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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But it's still winning your conference. It's still getting a 2C.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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I mean, UConn lost to Florida by two points today, and everyone is saying that Florida's the best team in the country. It's still a competitive conference.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3621.942

UConn, what do you mean? UConn was in that game the entire game against the best team in the country.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3629.709

But it's still a good team. Yes, it's a down year for the Big East, but you still win the Big East.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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I just gave you the whole point about St. John's. St. John's went through horrible coach after horrible coach, and then they win the Big East under Rick Pitino's second year is a plus to the program.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3941.632

Wait, wait, what do you average? 13 at four. Okay, so no. No, so he's not.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

3972.557

I thought Proctor was really good. Jeremy Lin went there.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

4152.432

Prolific prep. It looks like twice they had close games with them. 78-72 and then 76-71.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

4290.32

I'm looking at who's good on the team that played them close last year. They have this guy, the $7 million guy for BYU.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

6004.998

Yeah, Hank, that was bad. You're also not allowed to say I don't like dogs anymore.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

6464.069

I feel like that's the team that has the best shot that no one's talking about. I'd agree with that. That's why I picked them.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

6475.964

Yeah, no, it's a tough draw. Got to beat good teams to win the tournament.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

6919.238

They must have. That's exactly what happened. Yeah. They both go. Charlie Woods and Kai Trump both go to the Benjamin School.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

6990.804

Especially if you have your shirt off. Oh, they get the, oh. Yeah.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

707.819

I was thinking about this take more. What happens when they run out of the money? What do you mean? So does that billionaire just have to give a billion every year?

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

7247.297

If you like to sit outside, wouldn't you want it to be nice? And comfortable? If you had the choice of nice outdoor furniture or not nice outdoor furniture, you would prefer to sit on nice outdoor furniture.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

7317.016

Look at this thing. That's incredible. Are you kidding me?

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

750.754

I think that'll go badly for you. Why? Because it doesn't sound like you're thinking this through.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

762.466

You said 20 million to 200 schools. I was like, no one is that rich to just do this every year.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

772.797

That's what he said. He said, I'll give $20 million to 200 schools. Here's the deal.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

970.748

I'm good. Bring some takes. And you said you were going to bring some takes. I don't have the strongest takes, but I got talking points.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1641.97

They stink. Joel Embiid, they should shut him down for this season. And they should tank for Cooper Flagg.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1658.621

He's worthy of that contract for sure. He's an MVP. He's one of the best players in the league. Went healthy. Just got to get healthy.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1675.442

I'm trying to have a nice steakhouse meal right now. Okay. The last day of my fitness vacation.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1717.46

What do you mean? I'm happy that he had a good performance. Yeah, but he's a good producer. Good for the show. Good for the show. Good for the company.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

4106.743

Look at the difference between the two things. video yeah and where would be there's no there's no camera behind look at his look at his jersey it's like there's no camera behind dancy swanson it lags the jerk like the middle of his torso lags

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1021.088

He was just going up to every single person in the stands, and every time someone said shotgun this beer, he would shotgun that beer. Yeah. So that was cool. A lot of F-bombs in the speeches that the local news just had no idea what to do when broadcasting the game or broadcasting the speeches.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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They would cut out like audio for the entire speech and then they would come back in and then an F-bomb would immediately come after it. So that was good. There wasn't any big like Jason Kelsey speech, but it was it was good. It was fun.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1062.085

That was awesome. I saw that. That was cool. He also went to Barstool Sansom right after right after. Oh, yes. And was just partying right next to all of my coworkers that I would have liked to have been there with.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1085.066

Classless. I honestly didn't even see that. The only thing I saw was a debate.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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I honestly didn't see that. The only one I saw was the pig roast that someone put 15 in the side of. That was the discourse that I saw that people were getting angry of. I think that's fine.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1196.617

Uh, the, the CJ Gardner Johnson shirt was hilarious. Oh, so good. It was hilarious.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1235.565

Agreed. I have nothing else to say. other than funny is funny, and I respect funny.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1335.23

What if? What if? You're so close. Who do you want memes? Yeah. Who's the quarterback?

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1985.274

Villanova is not on the bubble. They are very well below the bubble.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1994.058

They were starting to creep up into bubble land after beating St. John's last week, and then they just got absolutely smoked and embarrassed by Providence on Saturday. Oh, man.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

2061.351

He's just got to put a future on your squad. Yeah, no, I love the birds. That's the difference maker.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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I'm pretty sure Greer's rooting for America anyway. That's funny to nobody except for the people that are in this room.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

5067.853

The one thing that you contributed to this was ice cream. It was ice cream.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

5473.183

So I think Cooper reclassified so that he could go to college early. Oh, so that's why he's still in high school. So he's still in high school. That's why he's committed to Maine. I'm like 80% sure that that's, that's what happened by Max.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

6626.147

If you had to guess, how do you think the Sixers season ends this year? Bad.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

6747.815

Yeah. I mean, they're all back tonight. First time back in forever. Let's go.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

6781.448

Yeah. He barely played. He was hurt. It was Maxie the whole time.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

6795.942

It was the only way to score. They needed him and Yabu. They should have been selling at the deadline. Whatever. I'll stop talking. But they're going to lose in the play-in.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

964.761

Yep. I mean, some people had to do some stuff while you guys were on vacation. That's fine.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

974.499

Yeah, no, I fucked up on my dates on the vacation. That's fine. Sometimes you get bad scheduling, and it happens. I didn't even go to the parade, which. Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

997.758

Yeah, no, there was a lot of beers being thrown. No one went on the floats. They all just decided to get absolutely wasted and just walk the entire parade, which was cool. Quinion Mitchell was super fucked up, had no idea what he was saying when getting interviewed on the side of the street. Nolan Smith Jr., I think he got sent home early. He was so drunk.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

470.436

Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston, Cuyahoga, such a fine sight to see. It's Carson Wentz, locked up for arson since he burned down Washington, D.C. Come on, my homes, you've got some strong bones.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

1110.928

No, there'll be some... You want that out of your wide receiver one, though.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

2098.562

No. And LeBron's been playing good in the D-League, but it's also LeBron. LeBron's going to come up to you and talk to you about that. Everyone resurfaced the tweet of LeBron from last year, which is just him saying lightweight hilarious is funny. But he was like, yeah, I'm watching League Pass and Bronny's better than a lot of these cats. It's lightweight hilarious.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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I also don't think it was very funny timing, but from what I looked into, it was taped before, but it came out on Friday that Skip and Stephen A. are reunited. Correct.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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I had a moment during the Duke-UNC game, and I've talked about not caring as much about Duke over the years, and obviously it started with Caleb back in the day, but they did the celebrities in the crowd during that game, and it was Belichick first and then Drake May, and I was like, yeah, yeah. And I was like, shit.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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Definitely. You think so? Yeah, Belichick, I mean... Spending time with Gruden, it's an insight into a true football guy's mind, which Belichick is as well. They're just talking X's and O's. You know that he can talk to any football player and just talk about their film or whatever it may be. You know Belichick's watching Drake May.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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You know that he doesn't take his personal feelings with the Patriots when he's talking to a player. They can just talk ball. And that goes for any football player with any coach ever.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

2582.819

Anything else? People were giving online. I saw there was a clip of a UNC fan crying in the stands after and they caught her mouth saying at least they tried really hard.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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Yeah, my first one was shorts. Another treacherous winter of Chicago survived. It was like two cold weeks. Now it's 60 degrees again. So all the people that said Chicago is going to be so tough, the winters are so bad.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

2798.61

Yeah, all you need is a couple nice, like, today was really nice. Tomorrow's going to be really nice. The clock's changing. The clock's changed. Like, the end is near. Summer is here.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

2813.536

My other who's back was the Celtics as a national, I mean, NBA championship favorite.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

2830.887

The Lakers were scaring me. They won eight straight. They were playing really well. And the conspiracy of how does Luka end up in L.A.? The NBA needs a Celtics-Lakers NBA Finals for ratings. Yep. I hope that happens.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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I hope that happens. The Celtics love Luka. They love hating Luka. They love DN him up and showing the world that he's not as good as people says he is. Showed it again last night. Al Horford, 40-plus. Maybe not 40-plus, but he's so old. DN up LeBron. DN up Luka. It was just a beautiful sight to see. And with no Porzingis.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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where luca was just traveling all over the gym he was taking like seven steps and he got neat in the face on that al horford dunk yeah he got pickpocketed on one end neat in the face on the other it was just you're having the time of your life you're calling him out you're calling lebron out yeah i was i was a little there was you know a little bit of of concern with like lebron luca team of destiny could this be the team that beats the celtics now

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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Yeah, I put two futures because obviously Celtics are such heavy favorites, but I did Celtics to beat the Nuggets in the finals and Celtics to beat the Lakers in the finals.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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I think they're probably six or seven back. Cavs don't lose. It's crazy. Cavs are really good.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

2922.819

I'm a little concerned, but we're the champs. You got to beat the champs to be the champs.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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But I'm pretty sure that was what I was hoping. They saw that and was like, finally, it's time. Let's get back together.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

2973.237

I think the report came out on Friday that they had already taped it earlier in the week. I hope the case is that it was LeBron-focused and they talk about that for the whole time, but I'm pretty sure that the report came out Friday that they taped earlier in the week and the LeBron thing happened late Thursday night.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

3117.874

Very sad. Very, very sad. Again, not a diehard Bruins fan, but... You're a puck head. I'm a puck head in the playoffs, and...

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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That was the very, very – it's tough that he went to the Panthers. Like, that hurt. It's tough to get over our rivals, hated rivals. And truly, the end, the final person of someone who won a championship for Boston when I was still in high school, last player on any of the teams. So sad. Sad, sad day for young Hank.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

1742.7

No, it's just going to go through the regular fuck. The microphone is fuck. The microphone is fuck. All right, no microphone. We're not doing the microphone. The mic worked earlier, though.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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It was a hell of a weekend. It was a hell of a football game by one team that is an elite, all-time historic football team. The Philadelphia Eagles of the 2024-2025 season are a historic football team. Games that they have been healthy in, they've lost one game. The Falcons game is the only real loss that they had all year.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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If you go back and look at it, Jalen Hurts didn't play in the Commanders game. Devontae Smith and Lane Johnson and A.J. Brown didn't play in the Bucs game. The Atlanta Falcons game is the only real loss that this team has had all year. And we beat the fuck out of teams. All year we beat the fuck out of teams. Right. Multiple scores against the Ravens. Multiple scores against the Steelers.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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Keep going. Beat the fuck out of the Commanders. Bengals. This fucking team is one of the best football teams of all time. And Jalen Hurts is a top five quarterback in this league. He's a top three quarterback in this league. He's one of the best to ever do it in the Eagles green. Jalen fucking Hurts deserves respect. I'm fucking blowing up this mic for sure. But a hell of a football game.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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All-time defense. Vic Fangio is a fucking god. I love the Eagles. I love this city. And I love Philadelphia.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

2097.582

Uh, once the, the, the strip sack, the strip sack was definitely the moment where, where it switched for me because I was also thinking like, given my track hit, like track record, I was thinking like, we're going to have a historic loss and I'm going to have to go on this show tonight and sit down after the Sorry. The worst loss in history of football.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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Because I just kept thinking like 28-3, 28-3, like this is worse than 28-3. And then I'm going to be that guy that has to go on to the part of my take and do a podcast after giving that up. But our defense is just fucking good.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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Oh, horrendous. I don't even want him to answer. I smell bad right now.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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It was a long day. It was a long day. We came out victorious. The birds are champions. And I happen to be sweaty. I happen to be a little sweaty throughout the day. It's a pretty hot place. Tensions are flying. But even though I was a little sweaty, even though my boot was a little sweaty, I didn't smell. And you know why? Why? Because Dove men care, whole body Dio.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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Keeps you feeling right all day. It keeps you feeling right all day. Shout out Dove. Shout out the whole body Dio.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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We did it. The birds are champs. Yes, sir. Come on now. And it's time to celebrate. Come on now. We're going out in NOLA. Yeah. We're going to have the time of our lives. Yeah. And I said I would do it. Pretty sober.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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I did it on the show. Uh-huh. I'm going to do it again for you right now.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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there's so many holes in that oh let's go shout out truly shout out the birds let's have a night yes sir oh uh what do we think about kendrick's halftime performance

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

1418.629

You're allergic to... At least once a month, I have to just be like, Shane, go home. Oh, no.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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Yep. I can not say it. No, I would like to hear it. There's three players that are involved, two of them. If I gave you three guesses, I think you could get two of them.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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Brown. That's one. C.D. Deuce. That's the other. Okay.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

1584.838

Well, and then there's a third, which is Darius Slay.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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Darius Slay went on a podcast. He got cut. He got cut. They're trying to maybe rework his contract and him come back eventually. But as of right now, he is cut. He went on a podcast, and they asked who's going to be the leader in the locker room, in the defensive back room, after... Like, since he's out.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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And he was like, I think Reed Blankenship is going to be the leader in that room or they're going to bring in an old guy to replace me as leadership. CD took offense to that. Went on a tweet spree where it was very... It didn't make a ton of sense. Okay. Oh, did you pull it up? Yeah. Yeah, basically went on a tweet spree, subtweeting, doing GIFs, everything.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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But CeeDee needs a little chip on his shoulder to play well. And after winning a Super Bowl, it's hard to get that chip on his shoulder. This is one to get a chip on his shoulder. And then the A.J. Brown aspect, that same podcast, Devontae Smith, somebody asked – or that same podcast, somebody asked if Darius Slay thought that prime Devontae Smith or prime OBJ was a better receiver.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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And Darius Slay said OBJ and like an Eagles fan was like, damn, uh, Darius Slay throwing shade at Smitty. And then AJ Brown got mad at that Eagles fan for saying, for saying Odell Beckham was better in his prime.

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1715.534

I don't know. He had a couple of pretty sick plays after that this year.

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1763.134

I think there could be co-leaders. I don't think there needs to be one certain guy.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

1769.576

No, but people lead in different ways. I think that, like, CD is going to be a vocal leader. He's always going to have someone's back in the locker, in a scrum. And... I don't know. I think Reed Blankenship will also be a leader.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

1789.142

Really well said. Yeah, I was trying to think of... Like Elon and Vivek.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

1797.767

Who's Vivek? Yeah, exactly. Ramaswamy. Exactly. Yeah, no, there could be co-leaders.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

2385.616

I mean, we're recording it. It's the Riverside. I've never seen it. It says zero out of zero.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

2428.445

Oh, that's a nice name that you have there. Maybe stop and just – You want to see if it will upload if we stop?

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

6298.164

From the first episode, I watched it week by week. Did you re-watch? No. I don't like you in this seat, by the way. Meme's got his wisdom teeth out, so I'm here.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

6505.86

Yeah, yeah. Did you guys see that Netflix also is doing a Genie bus show? Oh! No. Kate Hudson is the owner of the Los Angeles Waves. Is it going to be salacious?

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

6526.593

I think it's very loosely based off of... It's basically just a woman's father dies and then she takes over the team. Got it. It's like a sitcom almost. Got it.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

6568.624

He also is the biggest asshole douchebag ever in the show.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

6857.453

Baguette ate Taco Bell cheesy potatoes, Panera mac and cheese, Panera strawberry banana smoothie, and a baguette. Steak and shake single burger, a steak and shake double burger, side of fries. I'll be...

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

686.49

The Sixers team was also all out, by the way. well who's out and bead well that doesn't be is out max is out uh paul george questionable will probably play but let's not act like be like oh yeah our whole team's out we're still going to beat the sixers whose team is also still out but his team's out your team has been what max difference is when the celtics are all out they're still all in what

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

6871.445

A McDonald's caramel frappe, a large Chick-fil-A cookies and cream milkshake, a large Sonic chocolate shake, three quarters of a Wendy's chocolate frosty, a quarter of a Dunkin' Mango, whatever the fuck that was. That one hurt my chest. And one attempt at a Raising Gains lemonade.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

6959.252

The KFC bucket was tough. I had to lead the KFC bucket, which was probably the most difficult meal of the night, but I'll just go with my full list. A Starbucks lemonade, a third of a McDonald's frappe, a half-pound Arby's beef, a five-piece bucket from KFC. What's in that? Like two drumsticks? Three drumsticks and two thighs.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

6982.865

A spicy chicken deluxe sandwich with fries from Chick-fil-A, a half of a chocolate Frosty, a Dunkin' Chocolate Long John donut, and one and a half White Castle double doubles.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7131.931

The White Castle. I have KDK's list here, too. All right, go ahead. Yeah, yeah. KDIC had a Popeye's fish sandwich, five tenders, biscuit, red beans and rice, an Arby's chicken sandwich, large crinkle fry, three pieces of the KFC bucket, a McDonald's third of a caramel frat, Diet Coke, Chick-fil-A fry, and three quarters of a mango refresher.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

716.467

How upset would you be if the Sixers got Cooper Flagg?

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7170.423

Yeah, I promised my mom I would never do it again, but I'm... I feel like you do that with your mom weekly. Oh, yeah.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7226.788

I had to take a shit at a gas station at one point. No toilet paper. Yeah.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7443.735

33. Is that what I was saying? Yeah. Yeah. Let's do two more.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7471.26

I'm going to do 11 this time. I'll go with three.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7587.035

Obviously, it has to be swollen. He would make a joke, be like, your face is always swollen. That's true.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7737.559

He's just lurking up there. He's hanging. He wants it. I've never seen that. Oh, shit.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1196.406

We're looking at, like... I'm actually... Like, tomorrow, this is 1,000% my plan. I'm going to go to the bar and then use game time right before it starts.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1277.284

Let's do a lotto ball to figure out the order, and then we'll go in order. We can go 0 to 25, 25 to 50, 50 to 75. That's fair. Okay, I like that. I'll take three. And then we'll just go in clockwise.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1313.716

39 that's max so that's me so i get so i get first one we go clockwise counter what what we never go counter um my first pick will be well it's your only pick yeah my yes but my first overall pick will be auburn at plus 130 so that would be 1000 would be 1300 okay so i would get a 1300 bonus bet okay i will go uh florida

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1368.547

You cannot. You love Duke. The fall from grace with Hank and Duke is crazy. Duke is also minus 270.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1758.129

I think Bazooka Joe could be fun to watch. Yes. I wanted him to go to a spot that he could compete to be a guy.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1783.1

Bazooka Joe has a sick arm. Dude, he would knock that scoreboard off.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

1948.647

He forgot that Vrabel was a new head coach because he'd been a coach in the NFL before. So I understand what he was thinking there.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6317.017

I will say I got a lot of people who would text me as they were listening, being like, holy shit, you're going to the White House, and then being like, oh, fuck. So they fell for it, too.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6352.667

I wish I thought of the pizza draft thing in real time. That was a miss by me.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6405.481

No, he just wanted to listen back because he's a sicko and he was like, Max sounded like an idiot. Let me go back and relive that moment of Max.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6422.95

That had nothing to do with seeing if I was going to cut it. You just loved that moment and wanted to live through it again.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6438.867

Also, my girlfriend listens to nothing. She didn't listen after the Eagles won the Super Bowl. She was like, oh, I got to listen to this. Everyone just likes to see me at my low points.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6468.391

No, Hank's never had any moments like that where he falls for a prank. I wouldn't get that upset if I did fall.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6516.2

Yeah, it does. I think we did it another time. Billy and Jake saying oregano. Oregano. Oregano. With their number two overall pick.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6602.083

I got mad at Pug. For doing what? You didn't threaten him with violence, did you? I don't think that I threatened him with violence. I don't remember threatening him with violence. He did. We have a clip, too. What did he say? We don't have a real clip.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6639.399

No, that's not what he said. That's not what he said. Memes is talking. Well, he just did it wrong.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6649.089

It was close. It was close. He was like. He genuinely asked the question, which made it even worse. He was like, you didn't actually believe this, right? And it was when I was the most heated about it. That's what memes just said. And he said, no, no, no. Because the way that memes portrayed that was he was mocking me, but he wasn't mocking me. He was genuinely asking the question. Not mocking.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6671.421

Which made it. Which made me even more angry. And then when I told him to shut up, he just kept asking, being like, no, you said it. He was like, this is all a joke. He was trying to have your back. Kind of, but it made me more angry because he couldn't possibly fathom.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6697.166

Nothing more from Hank. Nothing more from Hank after you've also been pranked in a way that is unfathomable to understand.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6778.387

Yeah, no, I should have done that. Yeah. But I was mad. Yeah. You hate dogs.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

7326.053

Oh, wow. I've gone to two separate Planet Fitness locations this week. I was playing road games.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

7480.705

All I said was they won their first game. They did. They won their first game. That's a fact.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

7495.935

Monday afternoon, we do morning. Yeah. I like Monday. Yeah, Monday sounds great.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

828.287

I mean, it's happened recently. You're acting like because you're the defending champions that it's just automatic that you're going to win again. No, it's not automatic, but it's like I'm not going to.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

852.589

But you also didn't play the, like, you're playing different teams. Who said that? I thought they were going to advance. Who said you're going to advance? True. True.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

963.207

I'm just going to have to screenshot this one for Pug. I can't believe you. Why did you celebrate that?

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

996.913

Wait, what? I was just wondering. What do you mean off the mat? Like, you've just been dead. Oh, no, I'm actively rooting for the Sixers to lose.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I feel good. I mean, I'm not letting myself really worry until I get to New Orleans.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1513.844

New Orleans is going to be, you're going to see all the Super Bowl stuff around the city. There's going to be all the Eagles, Chiefs, you know, banners, and that's when I'm really going to start.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1526.084

getting nervous because i i can't get i can't do two weeks of of freak out yeah you can't you can't but you might no i can't okay do you have a prop that you like max uh my prop i think that davante smith's do oh i think he i 50 plus yards i feel good about davante smith okay all right uh hank do you have a prop yeah i don't feel as excited i'm really just

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1707.023

It could be Jackson Mahomes. Yeah, it might be Jackson Mahomes. It might be Jackson. Either Jason Kelsey or... It could be Jason Barkley. Yep.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1810.412

He was like, it's hard to root against family, but the people in Philly are my family, too. Right. He was like, if you really wanted to ask me, it's going to be tough to say that I don't want the Eagles to win, but I'm always rooting for Travis Kelsey. Right.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1835.844

Travis asked him if he would wear the split team jersey, and he was like, I will not be wearing red.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1932.964

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I will not be drinking champagne. Getting drunk before the game, I will not be promising sobriety that Saturday. No, you got to get hammered. Yeah, I mean. You're going to get fucked up. I will not be promising sobriety that Saturday evening. Yeah, that's a good non-promise.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

376.075

It is what it is. That's what happens in football. Sometimes if you're a good team, other teams are going to want your coordinators, and I'm not going to cry about it.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

389.382

Yeah, I think he's a good football coach. Thanks to Jalen Hurts, it looks like he'll probably have his ninth offensive coordinator in eight years. That's a real stat.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

465.572

Why? Because fuck them. You get Chiefs Day. Okay, you get Chiefs Day and then Eagles Week. Yes.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

7508.394

Yeah, no, I was trying to think of why he was on my shit list this entire time. I couldn't quite remember. I mean, he said a lot of things about the Eagles this year.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

7655.605

Well, there was a picture of A.J. Brown reading Inner Excellence. Yes, there was a picture.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

7662.33

Is that a video from the game? Well, I stopped listening when he said there was no photographic evidence of him reading the book.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

7682.284

Well, I mean, that was the first thing that came to my mind. I mean, I'm not going to win this fight. I don't know how to battle here. I don't fight with any logic.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

7698.031

Jalen Hurts coming off his best game of the year, and then the last time he had his best game ever was against the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, so there's no reason to believe that he can't do it again.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

7750.84

It was a good performance. He shouldn't have fumbled. It was a second quarter fumble.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

784.544

Baseball is definitely the most exclusive. But, like, too much so.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8576.22

I did exactly what I thought I was going to do. No, you didn't. And it's so bad.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8707.161

I have something else for you. Uh-oh. I got sent a box of Commanders merch on Monday. I didn't have the heart to give it to you.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8716.006

Yeah, you have more clothes. Is it a championship? It says, like, anybody, anywhere, anytime.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8844.822

We're getting a newborn. We're going to raise a newborn. It's like a frat house dog. That was Memes' idea. Memes was like, why don't we just adopt a child?

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8921.599

He just loves New Orleans. He's been talking about, like, New Orleans is his favorite city in the world. Yep. And since he found out that this Super Bowl was in New Orleans, he's been talking about this week for the past six months.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8938.758

He actually did say that. He's like, as long as I make it to New Orleans.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8955.669

Absolutely not. Absolutely not. We don't need to be on it. No, no.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8978.043

Look at my boy. Look how strong my boy is. I have nothing to say. Oh, man. Nothing noteworthy to say.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

961.921

No, it's my snap. I have a Snapchat group chat. Oh, yeah. That's called only farts.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

968.004

Yeah. It's just the only thing that goes on in that group chat is just videos of farting.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

10020.053

Also, eat less. But it's just staring you in the face. Calories in, calories out. I know, I know. But I can't do calories out right now.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

10036.735

Yeah, there was a salad. I ate. I didn't eat unhealthy today. It's just every time I went back, I was like, oh, I'll get a piece.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1012.542

So Kolenicki will have to do a little bit of the... I think he's going to have to do some fuck shit.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1021.066

Yes, he's going to have to get creative in this game. And if he does, I like Penn State's chances. I like that they're dogs. I like that they're dogs in this game.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1033.093

Open his dogs. It'll be a good game. It'll be a good game. I think I like the under. I'll say that.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1041.241

I hope Abdul Carter put... I mean, Abdul Carter put out the Darth Vader video saying that he was loading up to... What happened with him? His shoulder? It was insane that they just weren't talking about it. Yeah, yeah.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1059.178

He's the best player on the field. He is going to be a top five pick in the draft. And he just didn't play for three quarters of the game. And they just didn't say a thing. And nobody knew what was going on. Yeah. So if Abdul Carter plays, I like her chances.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1075.89

So I didn't know anything about this video. I had some Connor Griffin resident. Star Wars nerd. Star Wars nerd and Penn State super, super, super fan. He zipped up his fly and then came over and told you. That it's a scene from Star Wars where Darth Vader goes into this healing chamber. Okay. And then he gets healthy super fast and gets super jacked and powerful.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1173.293

All I know is that it seems like he's getting super healthy and super jacked. Super jacked, super healthy. Hank? That's sick. All right. Good. That's my analysis.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1210.001

But if you beat Notre Dame to go to the national championship, that's a big win.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1242.597

Yeah. I don't know. But this is the game. They got it. This is the big game. This is the big game.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1254.207

Yeah. I think it would be funnier if Ryan Day lost than it would be if James Franklin lost.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1743.645

That's a whole other process. I have so many weddings this summer.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

229.205

A lot of drop passes. Katron Allen could have run. He could have run for, like, 190 yards in that game if they really tried to. And that's what most Penn State fans, I think, were wanting for most of the game. But whatever. It got a little, like, it never got, like, nervous nervous, but it got, like, why aren't we beating the fuck out of this team nervous.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

2357.779

But the reality is— We'll see what Mike Florio said about that when we get to that.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

2362.521

His number one thing he said was, as long as you don't play the Eagles.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

256.118

I did tweet that it was a big game because, you know, emotions in the game. I'm getting mad and I'm like... That happens to you.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3300.385

The way you two looked at each other was like you planned this conversation.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3304.206

We didn't plan it. It was like we're going to find a way to fuck with Max.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3312.589

Football guys is making sure you're in the best situation to win a fucking Super Bowl.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3331.219

I would say, give me the rock. I want to get this record. We haven't had a week. We haven't had a bye since week five.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3347.279

You would love to be in a situation where you can rest your starters going into the playoffs.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3362.788

True. I feel like we've had this exact conversation the other way.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3380.871

I would... I would feel worse if he didn't get into the 2000. The 2000-yard club, no matter what, is still an elite group of running backs in history that have got there. It's hard to do. He's still got that mark.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3401.588

Correct. Yeah. So I'm not – like he still has that from this season. No one can take that away from him.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3409.551

But we got to win a – but we're trying to win a Super Bowl. We're trying to win a Super Bowl. And I cannot – could you imagine if any – if him or any of the linemen got hurt? No, it would be – you would be – Because that's the thing. You're risking six guys.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3438.086

You haven't had a buy in 15 weeks. That's not right math, but basically.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3449.334

That's not true. That is incorrect. That is incorrect. Tanner McKee. This game is about Tanner McKee. Tanner McKee. Are you a little worried?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3469.254

But like, that's not something you can just cheat your way out of. But you can just like stay in concussion protocol.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3476.615

What do you mean? No. Tell me how concussion protocol works.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3508.618

I would be more comfortable if he wasn't in concussion protocol.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3554.439

Ian Book. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's nice. Right? Yep, Ian Book.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3587.558

Monday, if he's not practicing on Monday, then I'm nervous. But this week, because I don't get how you get out of concussion protocol. You have to pass a test. But what does that mean? Could he just be like, oh, yeah, I'm not going to pass a test today?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3630.36

Two thumbs up, then you're out. Monday. Because this week is not a real week of practice. They're preparing for next week.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3646.961

Yeah. A.J. Brown, also not Pro Bowl, so he's probably mad about that. Jordan Maialata not being Pro Bowl is bullshit. Number one ranked player in all of offense in the NFL this year.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5081.727

It would. For the record, also, I saw something that popped up on my Twitter that said Bears eyeing head profile. Oh, my God. Bears eye high profile coaches for head coaching role, and it was about Mike McCarthy.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5629.762

I am, yes. Right? Yeah, I think you have first pick. I have first pick. What would your first pick be? Should I say or should Hank? Max. No, you say. Seahawks minus six and a half. Ooh. Bad pick. Geno Smith.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5648.292

Jimmy G. You forgot about Jimmy G. Geno Smith needs to win the game for $2 million.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5708.491

So then I have my next two, right, Hank? Yeah. I have the Bengals, Steelers over 48. Whoa. Ugh. And the... What did memes just say? He said, don't do it. No, I'm not going to do it.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5726.025

I switched. I told memes I was going to take the Jets, but I'm switching it to Saints, Bucks over 43 and a half. the uh what's it called the incentives game yeah i like that that was on my list okay so wait what are your three picks max i have the seahawks minus six and that over in bengal steelers is is a disgusting pick why

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5759.23

They're going to play. And the Bengals defense is the worst defense ever.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5763.734

And the Bengals are playing for their lives. All right. Say it again.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5768.839

Bengals Steelers over 48. Okay. Saints-Bucks over 43.5 and Seahawks minus 6.5.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5786.739

So we have that. That would be great. It could really come down to that.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5791.461

If Max goes 3-0 and PFT needs a win... I thought I wasn't... The Bucks-Saints I thought I wasn't going to get.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5802.006

Well, that one is just, I saw the Geno need, if Geno wins the game, he gets $2 million. Yeah. They have to win that game for him.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

6222.944

Yeah. So he kind of did a thing. Why are they all just wearing his merch?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

9862.113

I was all over the place. I went to the wedding. The wedding was very fun. Did you dance? I did. I sat for like two minutes at that wedding.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

987.895

I feel like Penn State and Notre Dame have kind of looked... Notre Dame just had a very impressive win. I don't know. Their offense is so bland. Their defense is elite. Their defense is shown to be elite. If Drew Aller can have a good game, get hot. But this is the sort of game where we're not going to be able to shove it down their throats.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

9872.439

Killing me at the end of it. I'm fucking up this. I'm going to go back to this doctor in three weeks. And he's like, somehow this is worse than when it was when you first came in here. What have you been doing? Yeah, I was riding bikes down in South Carolina.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

9935.695

Riding bikes, I was worried about the riding of the bikes. Well, yeah, you got a broken foot, you idiot. No, but I don't got a broken leg.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

9950.484

No, it was nice. I was biking around like a neighborhood and stuff, so it wasn't strenuous biking.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

9973.277

I have a request. Yeah. I want us to do January. We do free lunches here. Yeah. I want the free lunches in December. Oh, okay. Hank, don't shake your head at me. No. Because there's so much... It's like you get back and you don't want to eat food all the time, and now we just have unlimited supply of food just staring you in the face all day, every day.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

1362.849

yeah i'm a crown guy i'm i'm excited for the crown i want max will you be live streaming every every crime game yeah no um but said yes i i get fucked up with it i'm looking at pacific time i don't know what that means what do you mean so all of these are two hours back why is your computer not having time well i'm looking at the bracket

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

1392.728

Got it. I also like that the final four of the crown is the same day as the real final four, but it's just before. Oh, that's great. So it's 1230 and three our time. So it'll be like going right up until the final four.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

1415.001

Love it. I'm a crown guy. It's good scheduling. It's good scheduling for the crown. Your crown with a sickness? Sure. I don't know what that means at all. It's a lyric. Down with the sickness? Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. I thought this, I don't know. My bad.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

5997.252

Correct. And it's also such an easy out just being like, oh, well, it's Greer's bachelor party. It's a gift to Greer for him getting married. All right. You know what? That's the easiest way.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6166.245

Greer's calling me back. Should I answer? Yeah, we'll give him a shot. Michael? What up? You're live to tape on part of my take right now. Okay. So, Saturday of Memorial Day weekend, you are going to an ACDC concert in Chicago. Is that correct? That's correct, yeah. One Mr. PFT commenter would like to gift you four tickets to that concert.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6195.025

Is there anyone in your party that would like four tickets to the ACDC concert? Anyone who's going to your bachelor party?

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6210.771

Oh, okay. Find more people. No, he's got to find more people. No, you have to find more people. You're getting the tickets. The tickets are yours. You have to find the people to go.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6229.894

Actually, yeah. BFD accidentally bought too many tickets to this concert, and it is now your responsibility to find people from this office to go to this concert. But it's not his responsibility. It's yours. But congratulations on your marriage.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6538.929

I feel like we do this all the time on camera, and PFT just wins outright. Well, that's on camera. That's on camera.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6570.328

Eight. Out. I don't think it would be possible for me to get a handicap. I think the course would close before I did a real round of golf.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6609.153

I am so bad. He said I could stop at any time I wanted if I got a par, which would just never happen.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

6638.882

Because like a short par four, I could get it right next to the green and still probably bogey.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

717.622

Not a great exit for Maryland, but I'm worried about his tenure at Villanova. That's the past. We're worried about the future. Okay. And Kevin Willard at Villanova.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

738.451

But that's what I care about. That's my... I'm not worried about that.

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

756.22

Maybe the people of Maryland are also doing a bad job behind doors, you know?

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Opening Day With Jeff Passan, We Finally Got A Great Tourney Game, Lebron vs The World, Fyre Fest + Severance Finale

937.637

He even... He said in his post-game press conference, the only thing I'm worried about right now is who my next boss is going to be. Yeah. He was still throwing shots at Maryland.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1428.223

I don't understand it. Do you think the linemen are sitting like coach? Like a guy who's like Jordan Mailata is sitting in like 23B?

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1442.971

What's the difference then if you get a full row? Legroom.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1514.651

I also think the Dolphins aren't filling this out. I think the team just got sent the thing and they just didn't read anything and did fives across the board.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1530.961

Everything is A+. They're first in everything. Everyone has got that survey where it's like, I don't feel like filling this out. I'm just giving fives.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1793.493

Yeah. You don't think that if he has a chef making his dinner, he doesn't have a chef making his cookies? But I think his chef making his dinner, that's because he only eats specific healthy shit. Why would he get shitty cookies? So that he's probably getting almond flour cookies and stuff.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1822.527

And the ice cream makes you think that it's... Yeah. Yeah, he's got a sweet tooth. Yeah, he's got a sweet tooth. Okay.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

1841.787

I've still been thinking about the same short scenes cookies that he brought in. Those were so good. Shout out his wife.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2327.056

No, I think I don't hate fouling up. Especially Wisconsin. Wisconsin should be fouling up three early because they're the best free throw shooting team of all time.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2339.847

But you just got to trust your, if you're that good of a free throw shooting team, you got to trust your free throws. That's all you got to do.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2350.887

It depends on the team. If you're a shitty free throw shooting team, you probably never foul up three.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2435.133

I'm done with Paul George. That's my take. Wait, even next year? Maybe. We'll see.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2444.403

That's what I'm saying. I don't care. I'm opting out of all Sixers news.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2453.827

I just want to fast forward to the end of the season.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2462.451

No, yeah, I understand. We have to talk about it.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2529.193

I had a bunch of people coming up to me last week saying that I was the new Hank.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2539.858

I didn't think about it like that. Wow. It could have been that. Yeah. I am planning my next vacation just for... Yeah.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2556.809

Literally... The second closest. Wait, no, the third closest. The third closest.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2597.358

That's a fact. We probably have the footage. The last I had spoken to you, you told me that you were leaving at a different time. And as I was going through the drive, I was like... As I was going through the drive, I was like, if he left at the time he told me he was going to leave, he may not be there on time. What time did you call, though? I don't know. I can check my phone.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2628.092

I understand that. I was getting anxious in my own brain about what I would do if you guys weren't. If Liam Cohn showed up and it was just me, I was getting anxious about what I was going to do in that moment.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2644.797

You were a little bro. No, not a little bro-ing. That was my own anxiety taking over. What day? This was Tuesday? Tuesday. All right, yeah, it was exactly 20 minutes after he told me. But that wasn't a, like, have you left yet? That was more of a... You said, have you left yet? I know, but that was poor wording. Sometimes I have poor wording. Sometimes I have poor wording.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

2672.878

Correct, but I wanted to make sure. I was, you know.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7290.908

I was getting this for like... I wasn't here last week when you were talking about it. Oh, where were you? I was on vacation. I was getting this for like months straight from the same toll thing. And then the weirdest part was... At one point, a real person was texting my brother being like, hey, is your brother this person? I keep getting toll things sent to my house. Please pay now. Damn.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7318.885

Or this is getting really annoying. Please pay this toll thing now. Which is weird. That's the weirdest part. Did you do it? No. That's crazy. It was one of those things where I texted Mike. I was like, this isn't legit, right? And he was like, no.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7340.389

But yeah, I don't know how the scammer got my brother's contact information. Damn. And he was sending pictures of real letters addressed to me from this toll thing.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7502.795

They take care of themselves. I'd have to call you every morning to make sure you left on time.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7546.939

Yeah. There's a lake very close by to here. Yeah, you need a fishing pond.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7579.29

Just get a lake house. Right. Right. There's houses on lakes. Right, right. That would be sick.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7624.905

Visiting a farm is cool. Visiting a lake is so much cooler. Yes. And also the key word is visiting, too. Yeah, no, I would like you to have the lake and you to get a boat as well.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7689.466

Yeah, good content. Yeah. What was that game back at Farmville? Yeah.

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Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

7887.079

Pug texted me last night in the Seton Hall-Villanova game, trying to rub it in my face that Seton Hall was going to beat Villanova, and then they never scored again. They were up 16 and just never scored again.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1073.438

I don't care about that. I'm stressed out. I'm done with being stressed. I'm excited for this game. I'm excited for this game. I'm also excited for this game to be over. I'm confident that the Eagles are going to win. But it's taking a toll on me.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1166.47

That was tough. And Commanders fans were trying to dunk on Eagles fans because Quinion Mitchell was not on the rookie tackle leader.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1190.974

No, but you were just like, Sanders still is not better than either of the two Eagles D-backs.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1199.421

But you can't just look at a game, a whole player by one game. He might be better than Cooper. Cooper DeGene. Number one, he's not. Cooper DeGene was nominated for Defensive Rookie of the Year. Okay. Sanders still was not.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1214.614

Point, Max. I said he might be. Okay. Okay. Okay. Jalen Hurts might be better than Jayden Daniels. Disagree. What is Jalen Hurts' status?

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1244.318

Would you have said that same thing about Matt Stafford last week? In the snowy conditions?

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1253.364

That's incorrect. He did it the drive before. I understand. And then he did it up until that drive, until the Eagles made the big plays and win the game.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1264.841

I mean, you talk all the time about how good Matthew Stafford is.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1286.688

I just think that I don't know if that answer, I agree with that answer.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1385.285

I think he has an alarm on his phone at 10 o'clock to text Max birds. It's been every day this week at 10 p.m.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1490.112

That's the key. All right, can I say something that I've noticed this week? Okay. Birds. I would like to read a tweet. I would like to pull it up, and I will be doing so right now. Okay. Here we go. This is from Ben Standig. He is a beat reporter for the Washington Commanders.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1511.562

The Commanders are practicing in the bubble with the Eagles' Fly Eagles Fly song pumped in during the practice. Are you aware of what that song is to the Eagles? Yeah, it's their touchdown song. They played the song during their entire practice. Are they just preparing to let up a ton of points? I think they're just preparing to be annoyed.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1570.114

Yeah, thank God she said that before the Rams game. They're 1-0 after that chant.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1598.803

Yeah, sure. Goes both ways. Goes both ways. Your quarterback also likes to run like a running back.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1608.71

I mean, I don't know if your defensive coordinator agreed to that. No, we agreed to that. I mean, it makes you wonder about these questionable Frankie Lou Vu hits the past couple months. It makes you wonder what's going on in that defensive room.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1663.499

All right. Good job producing. Well, I mean, you brought this up.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1720.315

Would you like to counter with a can't lose? No, I would like to follow up with a must-win as well.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1797.674

This is a screenshot of it, but I need the full video. That looks dirty, that screenshot.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

186.628

I don't know how he can call the North when we're clearly the North.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1912.661

By the way, the reason I couldn't find it was because the tweet I saw actually, I was looking up the words in the thing, and he actually referred to him as Frankie Doo-Doo.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1933.655

Yes, I will be wearing the overalls underneath my sweatshirt. Okay. Same outfit for all plays minus one of the Rams game.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1957.831

Hank, the fact that Hank... Like he has $30,000 on the line and still wants to be a fucking asshole?

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1972.278

No, Hank is either in a position where he wins $50,000 or he can make fun of me.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2016.17

Upper body wax. A torso wax. Basically, 40-year-old virgin wax.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2049.022

Yeah. This also will suck. Yeah, no, this will suck. This is obviously something that neither of us want to do. It's going to be very painful, and I will have to take my shirt off on camera, which I never like to do either. That's a punishment in its own.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2072.413

Sure. What are the keys to victory? Win. I don't care about anything else. Win the football game.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2096.285

It's just a guy that already makes them, but I've DM'd with him a couple times because he makes sick hype videos.

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uh taylor swift purple that's what people are saying yeah okay so wait wait so what is it this year you can't counteract memes you can't tell memes to change his prediction no my counteract of of weird stats okay so that does look like chiefs eagles again no bills bills have red oh yeah bills have red too but even chiefs are chiefs all red uh okay 34 21 eagles uh max

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Wait, you said 34-21 Eagles? Wait a minute. Just think of two numbers. No, someone else go first. I refuse to go right now.

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I mean, just no matter what, I will be... The Commanders, I will not be rooting to win the Super Bowl, no matter what. I will not be a Commanders fan.

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Oh, my God. Yeah, that would be... Win this week. Yep.

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You get a ring. We also learned from the Ravens that that means nothing.

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I don't know. That's what I looked up, is that they were a slave state, but they were technically in the Union. So some parts of Maryland fought for the Confederacy. Some parts of Maryland fought for the Union.

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But I said south of the Mason-Dixon line, and I was correct.

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43 and cloudy in Philly. The other game doesn't exist to me.

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Who wants to go first? Max, you can go first. I'll go first.

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I'm going to go right off the rip. Right off the rip. Break the streak. Jalen Hurts, 175 plus passing yards. This is the game that he tells everyone to suck it.

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Okay, so Jalen Hurts, 175-plus passing yards. A.J. Brown to score a touchdown. We've done it every week. He has to get in there once. Eagles to win, and my favorite play on the board, Jalen Carter, one-plus sack. Okay. You're doing just like a streak break.

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Yeah, no, I think the defense, you are greatly overestimating how much better this defense has been than the past couple defenses you've been playing. Jaden Daniels hasn't looked as good as he has in the past couple weeks against elite defenses, and the Eagles are an elite defense. Yes, Jaden Daniels is very good, but this is a different animal.

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And I understand that Detroit was a tough place to go into and win. But that team you were playing is a third string defense. This isn't the same team.

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All right, there's another fact that if you want to talk about facts, you said that the Eagles had a completely healthy secondary, but C.J. Gardner-Johnson got kicked out of that game for talking shit. Was he healthy? He got everything he deserved. Yup, yup, coming from you. Talking shit. Everyone should get kicked out of the game for talking a little shit.

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We'll see. Jalen Carter, it's going to be a tough day with a backup going against Jalen Carter.

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He's not. I mean, we'll see. We'll see. He's doing practice. He didn't look great at the end of last week, but a lot can change in a week.

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Yeah, helmet to helmet. We don't condone helmet to helmet.

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I mean, he's also just not saying that Kenny Pickett was the quarterback in the game that he won.

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I can't compete with the rhyme. I can't compete with the rhyme.

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Are you going to turn on Hank's mic? I didn't show the gun. He knows I didn't show the gun.

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Why is this mic not on? Why is this mic not on? This fucking thing sucks. It breaks every time we... Keep all this in. I've talked to Pete about it, and then he just starts saying a bunch of words.

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He starts saying a bunch of words that I don't understand what they fucking mean.

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How many times are we going to have this conversation?

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Yeah. No, you haven't been bitching. I have something to say. We, as a community here, we got to stop freaking out when one person says that we're bitching about something. And we just got to do it. I agree.

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I know. Well, people bitch and then everyone freaks out about it. Let people bitch. People are going to bitch about everything. Yes, it doesn't matter. People are going to bitch.

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We're not even talking about the Eagles, and we're fired up.

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You think it's bad vibes? I mean, it's not a great omen. Probably not. Especially when you weren't trying to show people this. You were trying to do this in secret.

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And you would not have shown the crashes if you weren't streaming.

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What'd he say? You threw me under the bus? That's not true.

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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Yeah, I noticed that was a thing. I noticed that was a thing earlier today, but I thought that was just because we were watching it on YouTube TV.

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Crown. Do you like Villanova's draw? Sure. We don't have a coach. We're focused on bringing in a coach, maybe Kevin Willard from Maryland.

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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Whoa. Yeah, well, that's three straight years of Villanova not being there to carry the Big Five. So that's everyone. That's almost half a decade. I know. It's a long time.

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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I also saw the meme of the Duke guy with the gun on his head. I was like, fuck, it got spoiled. This guy killed himself. Didn't actually kill himself.

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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Irv and Burt, they treat their innie relationship like it's their outie relationship. But Dylan and the girl look at it as completely separate things.

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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What were you going to say, Max? The Twilight Zone thing is that they have like the same episode names of a Twilight Zone episode about like a mannequin going into the real world. So that's why people back up what Hank said about Gemma was just a mannequin the whole time and that she's like not even a real person.

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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I normally don't do Fyre Fest. I know, but I just asked. I feel like I did have one, but I can't remember. Your entire day yesterday? Oh, yeah, DMV. That's actually what it was. DMV sucks. DMV, Illinois, makes no sense. Impossible to get an appointment because everyone's trying to get real ID. Real ID, that's a load of bullshit.

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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Yeah, in May, starting May 5th. I don't have it. You need real ID. I don't have it. And now it's impossible to get an appointment, and then you get an appointment, and then you go to the DMV, and then you still wait in line for like two hours, and then you go from one line to the next line. There's six different lines you go to at the DMV. Why can't there just be one line?

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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You go to one person, you get everything done, and you leave. You go to eight different lines, and you get an appointment, and appointment means nothing. Good, good. I hate the DMV. Good job, Max. People are nice, though. I will say that. People at the DMV get a bad rap for being mean. The people are nice there. But too many lines.

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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You just walk around everywhere. I swear to God, I went into six different... There's a line outside to get to the line inside. Then you get to the line inside to get to the...

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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first person and then you go that person says you got to go take a picture i don't know why i had to take a picture i just took a picture three months ago then i have to go to another person at another desk then they actually fill everything out then you got to go to the cashier they you just you just a line to pay someone yeah and then you go to the final person and they print out your id there's six different lines yeah too many lines you have to take tickets at like four different places to get a number yeah and then they send you right in i ran into the illinois secretary of state last time i was at the dmv because i saw his picture on the wall they

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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I was pissed. Hank just kept saying too much about the DMV. You get two complaints about going to the DMV. I said it like 15 times.

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yeah i heard that oh i need also the reason i went to the dmv was because when i lost lost my wallet when i broke my foot four months ago oh i just got i just got my life that's a bad night yeah wait so you i've just been driving around yeah for four months but i have one now okay so you're back yeah try it pug just kept being worried for me he was like

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Friday Winners With Stanford Steve, Recapping Day 1 Of March Madness, Bonus Mt Rushmore Of March Madness Things + Fyre Fest Of The Week Including Possible Severance Spoilers (We Haven't Seen The Finale Yet)

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Wait, so you really just drive around with the possibility of getting pulled over? And I'm like, it's fine, dude. It's fine. He's like, I would be freaking out.

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facts i just love the pug was was like worried for max that's very pug like he's like what are you doing so nervous he found out on the way back from our drive from indy and he was like wait a minute so you've just been driving this whole time without a license i was like i i'm surprised you didn't have a license it's just not on me pug you should have taken it that doesn't wait a minute that doesn't affect the safety of you

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No, you say what the fact is. You have BYU. You say it. Richie Saunders, his great-grandfather invented tater tots. That's big time. Awesome. That's a sick fact.

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I did best player, worst player for like six of the teams, and then I only said one of the worst players, and it was Jeff Sprouse who went six of 12 from three in the play-in game.

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Someone from the Sprouse family. Someone told it. I got a reply from a Sprouse saying, admit that you don't know ball and only looked at the box scores. And I was like, I admitted that as I said.

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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week

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That's not true. That is true. It is true. I get nervous of all punts. Punts have to be the highest percentage of turnover play.

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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week

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All right, Max, what do you got? What questions you got? All right, I have a couple here. First one, I can't believe we haven't gotten to it. Derrick Henry hit. How'd you do that? That didn't make any sense, but it was awesome.

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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week

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So right after that hit, you also did the big play, Selly, that kind of went off a little bit after that. Can you explain that? I've wanted to know what it is for a long time, and I don't get it.

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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week

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You're not in-house, Max. No, no, no. The world doesn't need to know. I don't need to know. Next thing. You got fucked in the LeBron video. Does it pitch you off that, like, two weeks later, you probably would have been, like, the first person he went up to?

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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week

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The LeBron video. Everyone is sitting courtside. I think it's, like, you, AJ, Devontae, and you're at the end of the row. You can see that you're excited to give him a dap, and he just cuts you off right before it gets to you.

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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week

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No, that counts. That counts. You basically dapped him up then. He realizes it.

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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Any other questions, Max? One last one. You played mostly nickel this year. Do you eventually want to move outside, or are you comfortable in your role now in the defense?

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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Well, that's just the song. The song says you're not a safety, so that would ruin the song.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Are you worried about the curse of Jim Kelly? This is a week-by-week league. I'm worried about the commanders. You're worried. I'm just saying. I'm focused on the commanders.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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There's always the opportunity. No, what does that mean? There's always the opportunity of a whomping.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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If you win it, you clinch. It absolutely is. But the way you said that, I thought you meant the winner takes the NFC East.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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If we win, we get. But we just have to win one of the last three games. You lock it up.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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No, no one wants to go to Philly. You don't want to make anyone go to Philly under any circumstances. The Eagles have lost one game at home this year, and it was the game that I attended. But that's neither here nor there.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Imagine if you guys had won that game. You'd already have the division. But then again, we also shouldn't have won the Saints game, and we did win that game. So that's why I keep going back to it of like, I can't believe we lost that game, but then I also can't believe we won the Saints game.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Even that is tight. At this point in their career, the quarterback position? You said many times this year that you would take... That is out of context. What do you mean? If you had to take a position going forward with contracts involved, you would take Jaden Daniels over Jalen Hurts.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Jake Elliott has not. I'm willing to get... See, at this point of their career, I'm willing to give you that one.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Let alone two. Great question. Yeah, we've had two for the price of one. But that's good for your kicking game. Yeah.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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But it's the NFL. Anything can happen each week. Any given Sunday. Any given Sunday. You guys are at home. I'm excited. You guys have a shit field. It'll probably be 50% Eagles fans in the stands. Yeah.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I didn't do it. You know what? I'm willing to... I would be willing to take that risk.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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There's a difference between Hank having the future and you having the future. Correct. Because Hank is a winner. And I'm fired up to have Hank. Travis Hunter, 200K, buddy. No, no. Super Bowl winner. That guy just ripped Super Bowl winners.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Good. Sometimes my mouth gets in front of my brain. I'm very happy you didn't say it.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I love Shake Shack. It's one of my favorite burgers. I think my favorite thing at Shake Shack is the shack stack. You got the patty and then you got the fried mushroom with the cheese inside with the shack sauce. It's so good. I'm a big fan of the shack stack at Shake Shack.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I will also say Shake Shack's fries travel better than any other fry. They stay crispy. I don't understand how they do it. They still stay crispy even after you bring them home in the car and all that jazz. Facts.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Twelve. Twelve. They have to win out, basically. But if they win this weekend, it's twelve.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I have another question about the Jets. You were talking about this to me earlier. What's going on with Aaron Rodgers and... Who's he in a fight with? Oh, yeah.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Memes is trying to tell me something. Half the time he's back here, he's telling me to look things up that just don't make any sense.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I don't know. Vikings have a tiebreaker. I saw some scenario. Not necessarily. I forget. I saw something on Twitter that went through each scenario for the Eagles to get. It wasn't too detailed, though, to be honest with you. Pretty sure it's Vikings. Here it is. Okay. Scenario two is win out. Lions lose one. Eagles.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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eagles win the strength of victory tiebreaker but there is a way that they win that tiebreaker i just don't know what that way is do we know what the strength of victory tiebreaker is we tried to figure it out i don't know i don't i don't know but according to this graphic there is a way that we have we win the tiebreaker over there's no way we win the tiebreaker of the lions there is a way that we win a tiebreaker over the vikings somehow i don't i don't know how okay um

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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It was a tweet that's a reminder of recent 49ers running back edition. Izzy ran an official 4-4-1. He seems like a strong potential Shanahan scheme fit.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I thought we were getting a snow game for a second, but it'll be a high of 27 at State College on Saturday. It's going to be cold. It's going to be cold. For the fellas from Dallas. From Dallas.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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We've got to start thinking about it in March Madness terms of the team that got hot to win and get in, and then they had the win and get in game. That's definitely not how we have to start thinking about it.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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The full video will be at the end of part four of the PMT doc that releases next week.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Won the whole thing. The only way that they were going to be able to get in. And then they played a team that lost a heartbreaker.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Yeah. True. You told me that you probably didn't need surgery when you got surgery. He's an athlete.

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Chris Long Talking Divisional Round, Adam Schefter On Coaching Carousel, Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

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They got to get girls. That's how you break through the hostage situation.

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Chris Long Talking Divisional Round, Adam Schefter On Coaching Carousel, Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

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Defense makes a play. Okay. Control the ball on offense. Joe Mixon, two touchdowns, own time of possession. Got to get lucky.

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Chris Long Talking Divisional Round, Adam Schefter On Coaching Carousel, Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

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There's something about him that feels like he can coach in the cold.

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Chris Long Talking Divisional Round, Adam Schefter On Coaching Carousel, Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

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By Joe Mixon. Those one and three are basically the same thing.

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Chris Long Talking Divisional Round, Adam Schefter On Coaching Carousel, Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

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Get a lucky turnover. Pick six. Pick six. Kick return touchdown. Punt block. Can we stop? I'm not going to have any more keys left.

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Chris Long Talking Divisional Round, Adam Schefter On Coaching Carousel, Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

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and ignite i will try i fix you and then jayden someone make this for pft he just gave you the vision no i just i just went back and listened to the song it's more of a like after you win like like like yearbook video it is it is a little bit of that it's a yearbook video it gets exciting at the end but that's when you show like the

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winning the super bowl yeah no let's go win it but for the hype video needs to be like that's not a fire me up song yeah you don't know shit about hype videos this is my vision this is not i might swear bend that corner whoa no it needs to be like iron maiden and shit run for the hills that was my first job here was hype making hype videos really what was your best work i did them for you ducks

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Were you texting them to me? No, I would text them to Hank and Hank would text them to me.

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The Quigs? Quigs. Alisak makes some good ones. We don't talk about him anymore.

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Well, you were just taking credit. If Quigs makes it, it might be good. If Quigs makes it, it will be good. You just keep taking shots. I'm going to make the greatest... You don't think I can do it? He can direct it.

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That's also not even true. I'd send you a song and be like, here you go. You would do that like once every six videos that I made. That was bullshit.

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this pass defense thing for some reason I've clicked on four different things and said four different websites said four different things well what's the is it EPA or what did you is it yards passing yards I don't know I saw a couple things and it had us listed as the third best pass defense and I was very confused by it like Max when I said that out loud it doesn't sound right does it I mean this says third here I don't know what I'm looking at that's yards per game yeah but then this one I feel like I'm also looking at yards per oh wait that's postseason

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I'm going to take the Commanders spread. Okay. And probably the over. Because that's the only way the Commanders win. Man.

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Doing a GoFundMe as just a normal random dude to go to a football game is insane. Insane.

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um i learned some good information learned a lot about the lincoln financial field and the security around it however big dom got hurt about me taking this class it was not and was unhappy what'd he say i don't know if he was unhappy he was he was concerned that he was concerned you got kicked out for something yeah no he thought i got he thought i got kicked out of the game oh and did you explain it to him yep i texted i told him the whole thing and he was like wait how do you find out about this

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He said, I was tweeting about it. I at first thought that there was, like, an alert that there was an alert that would, like, go to his desk or something as soon as somebody took the test, which I thought would have been way funnier. Yeah. But someone just, like, sent him his tweet. He was like, what happened to you this weekend?

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You always have to put yourself in the shoes of an opposing fan. If you were going into an opposing stadium, how would you want to be treated? Curse words are not allowed at any moment, so use of foul language, disappointing. Drinking, it was a lot of drinking. It was a lot about...

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the rules of how much you can drink, what your blood alcohol level will look like if you are drinking, what can happen if your blood alcohol gets to a certain level. Stress management, that was another one. It talked a lot about stress.

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That's big. It was not only if things are going poorly in your life, you can be stressed out, but also if things are going well in your life, you can be stressed out. So that's another thing about stress, and that can cause people to...

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Well, that was a motivational book that keeps him locked in. Jake Elliott misses third PAT of the day. That I'm worried about. I'm so worried about that.

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Disagree, it's going to be cold. You're just going to pound the rock. Our offense will be good.

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The older you get, the joints, they don't do as well in the cold.

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You lived in Texas. I love it here. As you were saying that. Yeah. You know from first-hand experience here.

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N'Kobe Dean being out is a worry. That's really my only worry on the defensive side of the ball. We're going to have Oren Burks, who did not look great. He's the one who had the fumble on the kickoff to start the game, but defensively he did not look great last week. And then Jeremiah Trotter Jr.

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is rumored to be getting a bunch of snaps this weekend, and he's a rookie and hasn't gotten any playing time. So that's N'Kobe Dean's play caller, the middle linebacker that... His leader on the team and not having him is going to be worrisome for the defense, but I still like our guys.

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Yes. We watch the game together on Sunday. Every single time, I just say, just catch it. Just catch it. Don't... Punts are the... Returning punts is the scariest play in football for me because I feel it has to be the highest percentage play of turnover.

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It's very easy to turn the ball over on a punt, and it completely changes the game because it's 60 yards of field position or whatever that number is. Just hold on to the football, get the ball back to the offense, run the rock, win the game. Play good defense, don't turn the ball over, run the rock, win the game.

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But I put it up right before halftime because they went into that lull.

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So I think maybe start. I think the first couple drives are going to be down.

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Yeah, but if they lose, think of how bad of a look that will be if they lose. Exactly. For you, it'll be a good look. But Philly fans will be so mad at me.

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Yeah, I know. I should have. But there were so many times I thought about it during the regular season, and I was like, well, what if they lose? Then it's a bad look.

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I don't hate that. Yeah. I don't hate that. Work it in slowly.

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If Philly fans listening to this are mad at me and I get an overwhelming response of do not wear the overalls, I can't wear the overalls.

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I think the weather matters more in the playoffs. People give it credit for it, to PFT's point. And Josh Allen. He loves that cold.

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Daughter born in 2014, son born in 2016. Okay, so he's got a 10-year-old and a 9-year-old.

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No, it was always going to be Jim Nance and Tony Romo for this game. Always.

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This Twitter account that just covers the world of ski lifts said so stoked to be adding Norway. That sounds like a universal.

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Let's get to our interviews. Everyone's been saying these playoffs have sucked.

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He's got talent. Also, Harbaugh... I mean, if Lamar loses this weekend, again, it's kind of... It won't make him a bad quarterback.

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Lamar's obviously really good, but still, if you can't win in the playoffs... It doesn't matter how good you are. Who cares?

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Yeah. Yeah, I was going to talk about that. We haven't got a lot of submissions.

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It's a Fyre Fest. It's a Fyre Fest? You have a Fyre Fest this week? No, we can just talk about it. Talk about it then.

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Yeah, we'll circle back to the bachelor parties. What's the issue? It's football. It's time to talk about football.

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Good friend, long-time colleague, co-worker, collaborator, brother, PFT commenter who's in the room with us right now. He's trying to spin a false narrative against me and you kind of, Big Cat, that we don't like V. That you don't exist? Oh, yeah. I love V. I love V. Love V. Love V. He removed the context from the conversation.

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I think I was on your side, PFT. Oh, thank you, Max. I think I was talking about how I like full V pictures.

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I know I have to say, I have to clarify knowing that you and you got memes in your pocket with the clip army and it's like, I gotta say, I also love vaginas.

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but yeah if we're talking about strictly pictures which we were like visually yes yeah like the question is is is tits or ass and you would say v that's what you're you would rather have a picture of v than t i i love look yeah they look great oh i'd rather see a picture what would your answer be

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Well, you made the wings analogy, which you said that A is celery, which if you're looking at the wings, the sauce, celery, you're ranking A last. What do you mean? If you're talking about a plate of wings, you're power raking a wing of plates. It's the wings. It's the sauce. It's the celery. It's the last.

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I don't know. I just didn't appreciate it. I've had people coming up, talk to me and be like, do you don't like V, dude? I'm like, no. This is all PFT spin doctor.

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My Fyre Fest is today in our office, which is against... I don't even know what's inappropriate. I had to defend my stance on liking Vs around a bunch of coworkers.

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Women? Women? uh maybe rick it was it was a it was a everyone was getting lunch and i was just like trying to make my lunch just being like nope i love v so rick got you this rattled

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It was PFT's tweet being like, I don't like V, Henry Lockwood.

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I don't know. You said it. No, it was your quote. I don't know that I get turned on by straight V. Visually.

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Pictures. We're talking strictly pictures. That's exactly. That's where the context you were selectively choosing context. I was just quoting you. I'm sorry.

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Are you hoping for like bedtime by the commander's game or are you hoping like halftime?

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I didn't even tell you. This is just funny. If we're doing a reverse Fyre Fest, it's just an anecdote that's made me laugh since it happened. But I went out to dinner with Stu on Wednesday or Tuesday, just me and him. And a few months ago, I was talking about quitting smoking. I have quitting smoking. And he also used to be the biggest pothead of all time.

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He has also quit, so we were talking about that and, like, talking about how, like, weird dreams and shit. And I was like, you know, do you think he'll ever, like, start again? He's like, no, I can't. Like, his diabetes or whatever it is, he's like, I just can't smoke. Like, I can't eat carbs. After he had just eaten, like...

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Two appetizers, like a massive pasta meal, and then ate like half of my chicken parm. I was dying. He's like, yeah, you know, I just can't eat the carbs. And I was like, Stu, you just fucking wolfed down like an Italian dinner for three. It's like... He's like, yeah, you know, I just can't smoke and I can't do carbs. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, what?

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You didn't say it. I didn't say anything. Go ahead. Bachelor parties. A lot of bachelor parties. Yeah. That's basically it. And I also can't... I'm not picking the bachelor party. We are. Correct.

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So that's why everyone... The amount of texts that I've gotten from people that I've met like one time six years ago being like, you have to come to my bachelor... It's never been more of a thing in my entire life. And I can't keep track of it all. I guess if you guys want to do that one, we can do that.

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But that's why I think I'm putting out a Google form so that it's just organized in one place. Who's going over the Google form? Not me. Not me. I will. Oh. I don't want Hank doing either. I will. I trust BFT.

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No. He's a Google Doc master. No, but he'll give Max, he'll be like, oh, go to Chicago. No, but he'll get us down to 100. True. I honestly haven't seen that many people send us DMs. I haven't either. I'm surprised with the lack of AWLs getting married.

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Most people are just sending them to me, and I just have to say I can't. So keep sending them to you? What have you gotten, like 10?

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Yeah, no, that was just the entire season. Except for Eric Dixon played much worse than he normally played this season. That was the only difference. Go up, look good, 75% of the game. Absolute fucking pitfall.

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Dixon went 2-for-15 from the field. And how many points did he need to get the record? He needed 16 points to break the all-time scoring record at Villanova. And he's the highest scoring player. And he's the leading scorer in the country, went 2-for-15 in a way that ended their season, ended his career, and most likely ended the career of the head coach of Villanova, Kyle Knipp.

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You wanted that. Good guy. So who do you want, Max? I don't know. I don't know. The coach of Vandy, JMU. JMU coach who then went to Vandy. That's probably number one on my big board. Okay. I'm seeing a lot of the VCU coach, which... Byington?

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What about Jay Wright? Jay Wright would... I miss those days. That's a good point. I miss those days, and I'm sorry for yelling. No! My mom, I'm going to get a stern talking to from my mother tomorrow morning. She doesn't like when I say sucking dick.

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That was a good sign-off. Can you also – my mom also does this weird thing of when I do this – She thinks that. Max, you follow Campus Cuties? I don't follow. Oh, no. Campus Cuties.

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Wait for the last pussy. Go suck some more dick. Go ask fucking Danny Hurley the next time he comes on BNP and you can get his fucking shoelace. Huh? Pussy.

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I get angry. You said seeing red. He just kept saying seeing red. I was like, sometimes you see red.

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Yeah, there was also a report that they were looking to trade him in the offseason. Oh, yeah?

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Yeah, it's a very... Well, but it's also the most necessary tank ever.

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But the difference is we we don't need a lottery pick. We need to be top six.

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We're at the sixth spot, and the Raptors, the Sixers, and the Nets are all within a half game. And if we get the seventh pick, the Thunder get our pick.

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Correct, after the lottery. The odds. Realistically, we're trying to get to five.

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Because if you get to five, then one team can still jump you, and we'll still get our first-round pick. But we're a half a game back. It's like... You have to lose. You have to lose.

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But then this summer, they're going to be back to championship. You think so? Oh, yeah.

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Correct. Unless Embiid's dead. Not dead, but knee is dead. Knee's dead. R.I.P. R.I.P. Knee. He's already R.I.P. 'd his knee a few times.

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Max, in fairness, I didn't say a word the entire game. I saw you fucking dance, you fucking... Actually, shut the fuck up. You fucking piece of shit pussy. Go suck some more dick. Go ask fucking Danny Hurley the next time he comes on PNT if you can get his fucking shoelace. Pussy fucking...

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I think it was negative. It had to have been negative. He lost.

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I was watching Trent struggle thinking how awesome it would be if I was watching Hank struggle. Because Hank would have taken it so much worse and been so much more upset. That's my porn is when Hank is playing poorly in golf and I can just look at his face.

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I didn't ask for more time. Sorry I wanted to see Hank fail in front of millions of people.

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That's true. That's a good point. Don't let them put us against each other. I think it's starting to happen. No, no, no. We're too big. We're on the same side here. Yeah, we are. We're too big.

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm looking at the accommodations right now. Part of it. It says the luxury room, which I believe is the million dollar room will contain a minimum of one bed.

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Hey, they're doing a good job now. That's for the luxury package. You get a minimum of one bed or two double beds at the guest choice. At least it's not zero beds. Which makes me believe that there's probably some that have zero beds.

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No, you're good here. I won't look until you're ready for me to look.

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That's amazing. That's an incredible flight. Are you puking? Well, I didn't feel good on the plane. It was rough. He showed me pictures. Now he showed a picture of him in the doggy bag. Picture of him in the bathroom.

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Anyone watching on the YouTube will be able to see all these photos.

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We could use that face. There's a party section? It's like a little... He did a full photo shoot on this plane.

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Also, for everyone out there, his name is now Lil' Jackie. Yeah.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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If I had to choose. It's a little early in the day to start anamorphic. I mean, if you morph into something else already. How can you be trusted? It's not even noon yet, Max. Does it fit in with the rest of the crowd? Yeah, that's true.

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Is there anything that I could roll to try and get more wisdom of where they could be? Absolutely. That would be a perception check.

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I am Hippo Maximus, the human druid. And I am dressed as Shredder from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle universe.

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Shredder oath. Do we all say that? Yeah, yeah. All right. That's bad for Max then. No, I'm disguising myself as a turtle to know more about the species. Something that you wouldn't understand because you're not a shredder. I am a shredder. No, I'm a shredder. No, it's the opposite. You're disguising yourself to be a shredder, but you really only know the turtle ways.

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No, that's something that this shredder turned turtle understood when he took this form, but it was a journey that he chose to do to learn more about the enemy at hand.

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Is there any sort of attack I could do to... I was going to say dressing.

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Also good, also good. What would those potions do to my current form?

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It's perfectly normal to swallow those potions, even though other people might think that it's not.

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And number two rule might be number one. It's fluid. We don't know where the priority goes.

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get hit points on me, will that take away from my turtle status? Takes away from your turtle hit points, but not your druid hit points. Those stay the same. As much as I'd love to be a turtle, I'm willing to risk that for the betterment of the team and try and defeat these duagars. Absolutely.

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Yes, I will be attacking them in turtle form and risking my turtle form.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

4220.272

I would like to keep Shredette around. Absolutely. So we can learn some shit from her.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

4311.89

Is there any way that I can, like... bring everyone back to what they originally were?

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

4330.901

There's something about a turtle that they do things in a way that is just really annoying to others, and I felt that annoyance within myself, so I had to get out of that.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

4342.129

Yeah. They're also dumb when they think that they're in on something when they're really not.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

4365.308

Yeah, back into shredder form. Shredder form, of course.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

5760.011

Now, there's one teammate that I don't necessarily trust, and I think that for the benefit of the rest of us Shredders, there's five of us right now. I would like to question one of them.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

5850.21

He didn't do that on his turn. What do you guys think?

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

5889.605

You're hiding a moonbeam? Oh, yeah, I have a moonbeam. Fucking tell us now.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

5972.976

Absolutely. That's one way to know what hippo mass is. That's how you just have to refer to all of these guys. Dang, I think that's been bothering me my whole life. And I'm like, yeah, it is a gusher. What kind of sweet treat can we compare this to? Now these are going to be forbidden snacks for me for the rest of my life. I'm going to be wanting to munch on these. Okay, so I have two of these.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

7741.54

Could I turn into... A hunter shark? You certainly, yes, 100%. You have a hunter shark?

Pardon My Take

We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

7809.982

You need to get this. I have two. Yeah, you need to get this.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

7931.842

Oh, right. Because I can't find one of the shredders. So just grab all the shredders you can see. So if I can't find him, then he's got to stay.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

7965.126

No, we're going to leave that shredder. The shredders I can see, though. They're hopping off.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

10201.083

We got a mic off right now. We got two podcasters just not talking into a mic.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

10787.126

Also, this will be the finale of the PMT documentary. Yes. It'll air Christmas week. Yes. Yes. So just for everyone who's been asking about that. This will air Christmas. This will air Christmas week at the end of the last episode of the PMT documentary.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

10898.777

No headaches. No headaches. I remember because we had this in the New York office and I played like two games of something and my brain could... I also have a fucked up brain. That's true. That's a me thing. That's a me thing.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

1308.456

I went to 1130 Mass, but it would be done at 1230 and you'd be home by the 1 o'clock.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

1315.699

Well, 1130 is East Coast time. You think church starts at 1030 in Central Time Zone? They schedule church for football. Do they? Yeah.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

2539.433

You couldn't stop staring at the light? It's literally been there since we've been in this studio.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

2631.754

Thank you to Bryce Young. Okay. I have no problem with Bryce Young. He's a good quarterback. He thought some prayers do, and it worked.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

2720.165

None of these say Greek. I know. I don't know where. It was like an ancestry thing.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

2902.205

You made this up. I may have just made this up in my head. I could have swore.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

2925.194

I saw like an ancestor.com thing that was just like a screenshot of his. It could have been any screenshot now that I think about it. I don't. I'm just going to shut up.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

332.165

Does anyone know the number? I have a question for you. Yes. If he was in the NFC East, would you want a rival team to sign him long term?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

365.786

But that's the point, that once you pay them, then you have to – actually, I don't get the cap. I don't get the cap. No, the cap doesn't exist.

Pardon My Take

Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4288.539

He said that he will. Oh. Oh, how did he say that? He said that I do well when criticized or something like that.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4310.189

Jordan Mailata had the best response to it. He was just joking around saying he was like, I'm happy to be talking about it now because the more we can talk about it now, the more we can eliminate and just focus on the Steelers.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4322.697

No, he wasn't joking about it at first. Well, they start off and he's like, you guys think I spread the rumor? You guys think I spread the rumor? And then he was joking, and then he was like, started. Then he went down. It's classic Jordan Maillard.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4379.79

I don't think that that's necessarily going to be the case. You think they're going to charge you? They're still going to run the ball. Okay. It's a very good defense, though. Yeah. Correct. And we have a very good defense, and their best weapon is out.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4405.313

It sounds like you're overlooking the Steelers. I'm not overlooking the Steelers, but it seems like you're underlooking the Eagles. No, I don't think we are at all. I mean, you just went for 10 Steelers.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4431.37

I know, but you were saying that as like, I don't know. How are you feeling on this game? I feel good. You feel good? I feel good.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4441.999

Yeah, I feel confident every week. Jerry said he wasn't going to bring his gun. Jerry doesn't feel confident.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4449.378

I know. That was nice of him. Yeah. You can tell Jerry. I'm scared of Jerry.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4458.982

You should be. If you have to clarify that you're not going to bring your gun. Yeah. No, but he said I'm not going to bring my gun.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4570.295

Jordan Mailata. What about Nick Herbig? I don't know. I don't know what you want me to say. He's running out of guys. No, I got guys. But I also don't know where that guy plays, so I don't know.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4641.456

The actual thing? But he made a mistake once, and then he did it again. Wait, on the same day? In the same episode of this podcast.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

4745.916

Yeah, you definitely have. Don't lie. I don't even. Is it a brat? Is that also a brat?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

5367.371

I can't wait for it. Max is stressed. I wish one of those games was at the noon.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

5556.71

No, that was McCarthy's fault. He's a scumbag. Yep. Everyone knows that. My apologies.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

570.1

That was current. If win, it jumped up to 50 from 48. The way Max said 50 there, he's so excited. Well, that was also like it went from 48 to 50.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

5740.435

How are you and BFT the same when you guys are a full point away from each other and we're different?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

5776.379

Yeah, 13-18, I'd be insanely bad. I also feel horrible about my picks this weekend. What were they again? One was bad. Bengals minus five? Yeah, it's a bad pick. What was the other one?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

5822.516

Me and Hank would also be boring. No, that's wrong. But we're both in bachelor party age. I'm saying for the listeners. That's why you'd be great. You'd be great, Max. But the funniest outcome would be either... I understand the funniest, but I also would not... I could...

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

5849.167

You would do a Chicago bachelor party. Yeah. I'd go to a Cubs game. We'd go to a Cubs game.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

5887.941

Yeah, we also need to figure out who's filming. Whatever, that's a later thing.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

6213.225

Me neither. Lasagna is... It depends on the lasagna. It is easy to fuck up lasagna. And it's just too much going on. But if you have good lasagna, it's like... Yeah.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

623.809

That game we just watched. I didn't watch a game that had been like, holy shit, I don't want to play this team. Yeah. That was the worst football game ever.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

708.653

The playoffs start tomorrow. In this world, I would like the Rams. But in the real world. In the real world, I would like... It is the same world. But see, Hank doesn't get it. Because Hank never loses the big game. He always wins it. Who the fuck is the guest on this show today, dude? Hank...

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

737.364

He took his headphones off, and he was just going off what Nick Foles was saying by my reaction. And he was getting angry, and I was looking at him. He was like, oh, can't hear.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8185.985

Oh, I got it. Yeah, there you go. Look at that. I said few for the record. Okay, few.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8199.578

It's all right. I'm making it work. That's Hank. That's Hank. Hank also, by the way, couldn't listen. He didn't have his headphones on the entire time back here. He couldn't listen? Couldn't listen to a single word that he was saying.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8209.484

hanks he's like tom brady's fan he literally left yeah yeah he walked out this is the ultimate sign he walked out for he walked out for a meeting i'll give him credit for that yeah right he was talking about the super bowl he said he couldn't he couldn't listen he couldn't listen all right go ahead max um first of all i want to thank you for everything you've done for the city of philadelphia and for the people of philadelphia you're the best and i love you

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8243.75

You can see what I'm looking at. First question, Philly Philly call. Had you ever gone to Peterson before and, like, recommended another call, or was that a one-and-done situation?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8362.401

I'll never forget where I was. Okay. I know it's been said before, I think, in different media outlets. Where did the Hungry Dogs thing start, and what was the story that came from there?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8438.027

So, Coach, that was forever? That wasn't just because they were underdogs in every game? Like, all year he was saying hungry dogs run faster?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8457.117

um but once again now i got another host uh guest for y'all get get coached out on the show he'd be better than me yeah no i think he just they just came out with nfl films about him last night i didn't get to watch yeah he's fantastic i mean he's fantastic yeah eagles online always the best yep all right last question i think you talked a little about a little bit about the philly media they like to emphasize drama what was a quarterback room like when you were when you were taken over

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8540.301

That wasn't what I said. Yeah, it was. It was what you were doing. I was just acknowledging that that was something that was being talked about at that time.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8553.064

Drama. That's what Philly media likes to do. They're doing it right now. You're doing it right now. You're literally doing it. I wanted him to give the opportunity to say that Philly media overemphasizes things, and that's what's going on with Jalen Hurts and A.J. Brown right now.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

8568.617

They were saying that Nick and Carson were, that Carson was pissed off that he was there, and I wanted to give him the chance to say that wasn't true, or if it was true.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

912.67

Joe Gibbs. I don't want to lose again to another person on this podcast in the playoffs. I've done it to you twice, and it's the worst feeling. You don't understand how bad the feeling is when you lose to somebody in this podcast in a playoff game.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

9663.411

I was going to ask if there's ever anyone in Philly who has asked you to sign their dick. What?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

9752.079

That's not what I was saying. That's what it sounded like to me. That's not what I was saying. I just, I really wanted to ask, like, what was the craziest Philly thing that you saw? And then you talked about that. And then it made me think. Damn, I wonder if that has ever happened.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

9863.552

No, this is incorrect. This is incorrect. This is not how I wanted this podcast to end. You be kidding.

Scam Factory

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I asked them what they are doing actually.

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That's the time I started calling him darling.

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Our job will be a scammer?

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She told me, OK, listen, what they want you to do for now, just don't complain anymore.

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She's very excited.

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She's so happy. Oh, at last I can smoke my Bora Blue.

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I think she was 23 or 24 years old.

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The place is so dark, and the driver drives so fast.

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We don't have any signal.

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Just to make her feel better.

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A guy told us to just rest for now.

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Negotiation with the Devil | 5

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Immediately, they were confrontational. But Max didn't know what they were talking about.

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Got old children and back. I have all this.

The LOL Podcast

Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4

773.128

Isn't that Kate's sweater?

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3146.909

My girlfriend abandoned me during my mom's passing and during Christmas time.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

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No, we actually broke up in December.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3162.216

During the Christmas timeframe, you know, you know, her and I had lived together, you know, we moved locations, uh, due to some other circumstances due to contracts and whatnot. We moved, I got, you know, kept my same field of profession. So did she. And as time went on, she just kind of started to, I guess, give red flags, if that's the best way to describe it.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3184.332

And when Christmas came along, she started to, I guess, pull away even harder. She decided to say that she wasn't ready for this. She didn't know what she wanted after we had spent over a year together together. and moved 2,800 miles together. And she didn't know what she wanted.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3205.439

She didn't know herself and that she didn't know if she wanted to take a break or not, but she just felt like there wasn't any connection anymore, which didn't make sense seeing as, you know, I had made significant plans in other places with her. And... It just turned into, you know, her basically packing her things and leaving me to spend for myself along with the financial cost of everything.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3232.729

So just kind of up and left, especially since she knew about what my mother was going through and was very sick and, you know, in a very critical state.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3244.515

A little over a year and three months.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3268.301

I guess how to move forward on how to kind of recover from this because there was more financial decisions and plans that I had made with her that now I'm committed to that I cannot get out of.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3280.305

Her and I, I was building a dream home near her hometown And I had committed to that in November as a Christmas present. We were building a I think it's called a barn dominium. And I committed to that and bought land and things of that nature. It was I paid I paid a five figure down payment. to get this started and then we break up and now I'm basically left with the tab. It's in my name.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3311.585

I bought land and I financed the building of the house.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3340.496

want to keep the property. We have discussed options with Airbnb and renting it and trying to turn it into a profit. That way, you know, I can still keep this and whatnot because it'll be about two years before I can even come close to selling it due to terms.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3377.305

Yes, sir. And it doesn't help that I paid to, you know, I was going to propose this coming up summer.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3383.576

She's a very sentimental person and she was very close to her father. And I had paid an event coordinator to... actually basically furnished the whole altar and everything out on her dad's uh ancestral land to propose and that cost me about five grand and then you know the ring and then all of a sudden it's just like well i don't want this anymore and i'm like

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3574.498

Yeah, it was a very different time because she... She knew what was going on. I would always lean on her to have a conversation. And I told her about it. And one of the iconic statements I remember her telling me is that she said, I can't give advice because I'm not in that situation. I just kind of looked at her and I was like, I'm not asking for advice.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3598.529

I was asking for some sort of, you know, comfort, some way to kind of, you know, reassurance, so to speak. And that statement right there kind of stuck with me. And then after the breakup, she kind of just like shoved all the issues on me and basically told me, you know, didn't even tell me anything, just said, you know, basically left me to deal with all the consequences. Yeah.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3623.976

Which I'm still dealing with. Yeah.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3769.446

Yeah, I guess the weirdest part, like you said, was trying to turn her into this monster, I guess this enemy, and... You know, back then in Christmas, you know, I had paid for plane tickets for us to go. And then after she had canceled it, she just kind of took that piece of my financial status with her. Like she canceled my plane ticket, didn't give me my money back.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

3791.49

I didn't even know what was going on. I basically got blindsided, like you said, but it gave me this image of her that I didn't recognize. And I think that I think you're right, that the best way is to kind of think of her about this monster and kind of distance myself away from the issue.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4022.621

Yeah, that's the key piece because it's, you know, when I think it's over, it's not really over because this situation has evolved into a bigger issue where, because I, you know, I was actually doing what you were stating.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4037.729

I was basically going to the gym all the time, hanging out with my friends, becoming better, pursuing a higher education, doing these things that I needed to do to secure my financial success, which I have to say was fantastic after I found out about it. And then, you know, she kind of keeps adding to the situation, even though her and I haven't spoken.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4059.642

She continues to add more to the situation by pulling my family into it. How so?

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4067.029

I work in the health care field. One member of my family, he got injured and then he got brought to the facility. And then when he got brought in, she was in charge of him.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4081.562

She walked in as a person taking care of him and she didn't know that me and him were related. And she kind of blew the situation out of proportion and started to make these accusations and everything else. And it started to make caring for him harder because, you know, I had to take him back and forth to appointments because he got severely hurt.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4103.557

And she just kind of keeps adding on and involving other people. And it just keeps stacking on in my life, if that makes sense.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

4114.272

Well, she was she was accusing me of being a stalker. She's saying that I was trying to harass her or whatever. She was she was trying to accuse me of that. And I haven't spoken to her for over a month. And she tried to basically say that I was there for her when I wasn't because I didn't even know she worked there. I didn't I had no idea. Gotcha. Gotcha. I had absolutely no idea she worked there.

The Viall Files

E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

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Truth be told, I've kind of fully checked out like after certain things that occurred. Great.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

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you know i you know i had found out certain things and i just kind of checked out because i was like i that's great that's awesome you know yeah i don't want to do it anymore that's a it's not that's amazing news that's amazing news so if she's gonna pop in your head

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I think that's what I'm going to end up doing. Just doing whatever I can to take the emotional side of it away and then adding the objective sense.

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I go to two types of therapy. I do iron therapy, which is the gym, and then I go to a counseling session probably about once a month. I just talk about everything, check in, and stuff like that. That's good. We do that group because we have a support group, and we all are there for each other, and we talk about things, and we try to do things that are positive for us.

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Yeah, it makes sense because it's it's a very traumatic time and everything because it was it was pretty big on my mind. I've been that's the reason I've been going to therapy, trying to deal with that kind of, I guess, per se, confront the demon, try to get that get that out of the way, you know.

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Yeah. Cause I mean, she, when she did it, when she decided to do it that night, she was, you know, kind of implicating things about moving too fast, stating you want to, you know, you want to get married next year. You want to have kids after that. I did expressly tell her, I was like, I want to slow it down.

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I don't want to go that fast for us to have the freedom to do, have fun with each other and then move on to that piece whenever we're ready. But she, you know, from my understanding, it looked like she was just ready to, to, to leave.

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That's something that I realized that maybe, maybe that played a part into all of it. And as you said, just chalk it up to a loss and lean forward, so to speak.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

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Oh, it was. It was very helpful.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

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Well, I appreciate your time and thank you for having me.

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E885 Ask Nick - The Best Bangsgiving Ever

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Yes, sir. Well, thank you again.