Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani
Fri, 14 Feb 2025
The people's champ Timm Woods is back to finish our last campaign, Forge of Fury. We are joined by Nick Turani, this quest is filled with twists and turns that will leave you speechless.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take
Chapter 1: Where can you listen to Pardon My Take?
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On today's part of my take, it is Tim Woods with us, and we're going back into the realm. We're going to do some Dungeons & Dragons. We are on vacation. Absolutely. Absolutely. So Nick is here. We've got Max, Hank, PFT, and myself, and Tim Woods bringing us on a great journey. One of the best ones we've done. Yeah. Really good teamwork on this one. Really good teamwork. Really good teamwork.
So very excited for everyone to listen. Again, we're on vacation. We'll be back on Monday with an episode with Rosillo. But this is our once a year or twice a year Dungeons & Dragons vacation. And it's Tim Woods. It's the best. So get excited to go into the land of... Tim Woods. Land of Tim Woods. I can't even remember what the name of the place is called. Narnia. Narnia. We're going to Narnia.
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Chapter 2: Who is participating in this D&D campaign?
If you've ever watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Shredder is in every episode. The Ninja Turtles are in like every episode. They never actually kill each other.
Yeah. They just fight. Mm-hmm. They fight. All right, so Tim, welcome back.
Great to see you. Thanks for having me back. It's good to be back. It's awesome.
Is that a horn?
This is my ranger garb. You can kind of think of a ranger as, I would say, like a medieval shredder a little bit.
Fuck yes.
And as we pointed out, we did in our last session for the first time both get to the end of the adventure for that day, and no one had gotten killed. So I don't know if that will hold up today or not, but I'm very excited.
This is so stupid. There's just so many Shredders.
We... We did end things on a very exciting cliffhanger last time. We did decide that we would do the extended version of the Forge of Fury adventure where we completed level one. But now we are discovering there is more to the adventure. I don't expect anybody to remember anything from last time. It's been six months. I had to rewatch the episode.
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Chapter 3: What are the roles and costumes of the players in the campaign?
I hate that dude. I fucking hate Master Splinter.
Yes, absolutely.
You don't know who Master Splinter is. Oh, you do? What am I doing?
100%.
18.
18, there you go. She has a plus five to hit. So with a 23, you're hitting the guy with the crossbow for 1d4 plus three damage with a stinger, a scorpion stinger. And I'm going to say he's coming out of the rat tail for sure. So it'd be the d4. It is the pyramid-shaped die. You're looking for the number on top. Ooh, I'm sorry to say with a plus three, that's four damage against him so far.
But then the poison kicks in. I would like you to please roll for me three D6s in all and add them up. That's a lot of poison damage. That's three? Three. Give me a six. Three. Okay, six of four. Come on, four. Four, okay, so 10 damage.
Unfortunately, Duagar being dwarves, dwarves in our group would know, they have advantage on saving throws against the poison, so they're gonna try to shake it off. First is not a success, but let's try the second roll. That is enough to succeed. They're taking half that damage, so five. And then, Duagar are dwarves who take half damage from poison also,
So it drops down to just two damage instead, I am sorry to say. So that Duagar with the crossbow took six points of damage. They're not halfway dead just yet. But that was only Lola's turn. Lola is now visible, and you can tell that this guy's reaching for a hammer on his back to try to hit Lola and dropping his crossbow. Do you want to do anything to him?
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Chapter 4: What happened in the last D&D session?
Ooh. 4 more damage on Shredette is going to bring her up to 14. You can't tell if she's halfway dead or not. Then again, you just dealt damage to her while she's invisible. Let's see if she maintains her invisibility. And her invisibility is broken. You can see her running behind the throne. She opens up the door behind the throne and tries to run through it. So you did get the free attack.
She's no longer invisible thanks to that attack. You can tell with 14 damage, she's very close to halfway dead, but not quite there. And she just disappeared through a door, unfortunately. But but she couldn't have gotten very far beyond that door. So we know it's the fifth door, the one to the east, just behind the throne, that she just ran through.
We can chase her, no problem, but there's still one conscious Duagar in the room with us, and she ditched the two who were hypnotized. Well done on the Dwaygar turn.
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Magnus Steeltoe now gets to go, and you can have him run up and just roll a D20 plus four.
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