Wayne

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Uh, is the audience going to know if we choose to play it easy mode?

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So we don't like sliders. Uh, in theory, we love sliders. We just like to change them before people can see. We just don't want people to know that we're doing.

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I want to play hard mode. You got to play hard teams.

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Can we all act surprised that we didn't know it was on low? Absolutely, 100%.

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Hank, don't use the hard R if you're going to say Shredder.

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Okay, but I'm thinking that if we go down these steps, I'm interested to know what's in that room because it might be like where we can find the axe. It's probably in there. Absolutely. You like that?

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I get the feeling like one of these statues might have an arm or maybe the head tips back and it opens up one of the doors. Like an old school trap door. Maybe a speakeasy on the other side. Dude, perfect candy room. Can I go up to all the statues and just like

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But I also have sleight of hand.

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Let's talk Greg up. Gas up the boy.

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I just say, I scream down the hall, my boy over there thinks you're cute, and I point at Greg.

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Are you something with night vision?

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However... Max is making me very angry right now looking at him. Yeah, no, it's okay. Something about how you look. This makes me want to kill you. There's something about snapping turtles.

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Is that what I think it is? Or is that cocked again? I think it's cocked.

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I double cocked.

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I mean, he just hit me. You got to defend yourself. Yeah. Otherwise, they're all going to think you're a bitch.

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I like to get my max refund in British pounds because I think there'd be a lot of those. Stones. Pounds.

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Oh, wow. I am Wayne, the hill dwarf bard, and today, imagine my surprise when I came up here, and I'm also dressed as Shredder.

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Okay, that's fine. I would like to hypnotize all the invisible enemies in the room. Okay. With the exception of the one who is halfway damaged that we want to take hostage.

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Yeah, I'd like to avoid all the shredders if I could. All the shredders. Thank God we all look like shredders.

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All the natural born shredders. Well, you can't tell.

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I would like to make sure that my hypnotization only works on all characters who at the start of this episode were not shredders.

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Bad guy from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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Is Greg looking at the rack?

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I'm just curious if Greg's looking or not.

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You're like Mr. Smithers with the dancers around him.

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100%.

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Yeah, I'd like to inspire Norm. Absolutely.

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100%.

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What's to stop us from bonding today?

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That's a 13. Yeah?

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That would bring us to you next. I mean, if you want to call dibs on her. I don't want to call dibs.

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We share everything as shredders. We do. Yeah, we do.

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Yep. Shredder oath.

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We as Shredders will share our conquests and always swear to kill turtles.

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You're not like us. We do have a shredder who's a turtle and a turtle who's a shredder.

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I'm getting real confused as to who I want to kill. Which one's the turtle? Which one's the shredder? Hmm.

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Well, we know Max wouldn't go after the lettuce anyways. Hippo Maximus, come on.

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If you've ever watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Shredder is in every episode. The Ninja Turtles are in like every episode. They never actually kill each other.

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What did you learn from being a turtle? I learned a lot about how they think.

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They talk down to you. Yep.

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She's got the axe, right? We think she has the axe.

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Everybody knows that Shredder code.

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It's article two.

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I thought he was a shredder. Why would he tell her to keep fighting us if he's one of us?

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She's going to know that he's not a shredder once they get together.

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She gets the pants off. Yeah. Once you go shredder, it's never been wetter. She's going to see him and be like, you're not a shredder. Yeah, right. Every shredder's cut. I'm a little upset. You have every right to be. How far away from Ehrlich are we right now?

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You're within... You look like a pig man.

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Okay, but I can't go level three anymore, right?

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I can go level two as well. You could, yes. Could I create a zone of truth? Yes, you certainly could. And then ask my stepsister, like, What do you see in this guy?

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I trust Norm.

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But I'd like to cover Ehrlich as well.

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I probably should have asked where the axe was. No, no, no.

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Hey, oh, you're back. I'm back.

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So he declined to take the polygraph is what I'm hearing. Yeah, I'll dispel it.

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Little Shredder. Little Shredder.

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Use your head.

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What does he mean by weak?

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She got stuck in the window, and then he had to get her out.

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This is the dumbest thing ever. People are going to either hate it or love it. I mean, we're all Shredettes. My parents would be so upset if I brought home a not shredder. Oh my God.

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Guys, I think we've stumbled into a severe slave operation where my stepsister is keeping all these people against their will, making them work for her. They would probably hate her way more than we would.