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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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You're ahead of Jalen Hurts. It's a lot of names to try to remember the exact order of them. But there's also a difference between quarterback and quarterback in the system that they're currently in.

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Based on how good Lamar's been this year. I understand. Yeah. His interceptions aren't really interceptions.

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Seems like you guys certainly have a type. My last pick. What's our type? Well, I wasn't going to take you in love. I'm going to go Malik Willis. Good pick. No, can I change it? Yeah. Tanner McKee.

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I've got a 1-1, and it might be different from what you had talked about. All right. So give me your 1-1. My 1-1 is Sean McDermott.

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Okay, because Josh Allen has been an alien this year. He's been incredible. It's his best year ever. He might win the MVP. Uh, and he's probably going to be incredible in the playoffs again, because Josh plays very well in the playoffs, the playoff losses. You can look at all of them and say, that's not really on Josh. Like he played out of, he played good enough to win 99.9% of games.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Right. So who gets the blame for those losses? Sean McDermott, I think deservedly. I don't think that obviously there's a narrative out there because he wants to beat Mahomes. He wants to say, OK, I'm the guy in the AFC. I can lead my team to Super Bowl. I get that. But in reality. it's a lot more on his head coach than it is on him.

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And McDermott, I thought this after the heartbreaking loss last year, and it would be shocking if it happened, but if they get bounced in a terrible fashion again, I wouldn't be surprised if the Bills moved on from McDermott, even though he's been a great coach for him. He turned the entire franchise around along with Josh. But at some point, these losses add up.

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And you become that guy, and then it breaks your brain, and you spend all your time thinking about how to get over this one little hump, and then things just fall apart. It's a good point.

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Sam Darnold was going to be my next pick. Yeah. Because the difference in how much money he's going to make next year based on how he performs in the playoffs is... There's probably a $100 million difference. Yes. If he stinks... He could get franchise tagged. He could get picked up and signed for some team. If he hits the open market, some team will overpay for him.

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So it probably won't be in the 25 to $30 million range. They'll probably pay like a little bit more. But if he plays really, really well in the playoffs, now we're talking about like $150 million. Yes. 175, 200 million. The way quarterbacks get paid, you don't know. So this is like, it's a hundred million dollar difference. Yeah. Based strictly on how he plays, I would say, in the next two games.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Yeah, I actually agree with that. I disagreed with you, I think, on Sunday and thought that it was mostly on Josh. But that's a good point. Yeah. I think that Lamar, yeah, especially the season he has, especially if he wins MVP. If you lose in the playoff, if you're Josh or Lamar and you lose early on in the playoffs, you probably don't want to win MVP, right? Yeah. You're like, maybe Josh.

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Maybe Josh because he hasn't got one. But if you're Lamar. You're like, well, I got a third one. But, again, it almost serves to magnify your playoff losses.

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All right, so we've got right now a sample size of two for that. Correct. But this would fulfill the pattern.

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Yeah. The second. I think Cam Dicker, the kicker for the Chargers, has a lot of pressure on it. Just because Harbaugh. Yes. If you blow a kick. And Justin Herbert would be my actual pick.

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Yeah, but Herbert. Herbert definitely has pressure. He's got pressure. They were beating the Jaguars at one point. But the narrative will be out there that you can't win the playoffs. Yeah. Even though he's a very good quarterback. Also, I just found this out yesterday. Game in Houston. The annual wild card game there. You know who's leading the Texans out onto the field?

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Arian Foster. Oh! Yeah. Hell yeah. That's awesome. I don't know if that's good or bad for the Texans. I think it's good. I think it's good. To wear the jacket? I need to get in touch with them. No, they lost that game. They lost that game.

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But yeah, Arian Foster will be leading the Houston Texans onto the field for this playoff game. That rocks. I'm pumped for him. But yeah, in this game, I would say... There is some pressure on C.J. Stroud, but not nearly to the extent as Herbert.

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This might be a Michigan-Ohio State thing where you beat them, and now they get really, really good.

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Okay, so you liked Charles Barkley, and then you didn't like the bits. I love the whole show. I thought it was great. Yeah, me too.

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Right. Okay. Do you think there's any job pressure for Kevin O'Connell? Not in the sense of he'll be fired, but kind of in the sense of he's getting a new contract.

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I think that there might be some truth to what you just said because he was upset that he didn't get a contract extension earlier. Right. And so he's like telling his agent, yeah, it's okay if you leak this. Yeah, make some noise. Because there are probably some teams that would line up to trade for him. Yeah.

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No, it's a very somber day. Thoughts and prayers. Anyone that takes joy in their coach being fired is a sicko.

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That's what's going to happen. And he's a winner. He's a winner. He's a winner. Did you see the post-game video? It was awesome. In the locker room? Awesome. When I grow up, I want to play football for Dan Campbell.

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That quote from... What was the cornerback's name? The guy that said, they tried to bury me, but you can't bury what came from dirt?

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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midweek it's actually pretty high okay like i i agree so sometimes memes gets pissed at me for not being as like super confident about my team as i should be but i feel like i'm also realistic also these are this is the result of decades of scars of being disappointed by my team where i think most normal people they they take that forward and they are less likely to get excited about things memes is not a normal person no so he's just like yeah jets will be great next week

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I think that we have a very good chance against Todd Bowles and the Bucs defense. I'm now back big time thinking that Jaden Daniels is going to put on a crazy display where I'm talking. I think he's going to run all over the Bucs. And I know they have a good rush defense. But I think I know what Todd Bowles is going to do. I think I'm one step ahead of him. Hell yes. That's got to feel good.

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When we do our picks, I like the commanders in this game. I like them too. But again, like you mentioned, it's really no risk. It's a free roll where if we lose in the playoffs, still great 10 out of 10 season.

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Yeah, I don't want to look bad, and I would like to see Jaden play well in the playoffs. I would like to see Dan Quinn make good decisions during games, and I would like to see some spark out of a run game.

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Yeah, I mean, Jaden, luckily he played in big games in the SEC back when the SEC used to mean something back in the day. But I think, yeah, I'm confident. We'll talk more on Friday, but I'm going to bet on the Commanders for like the first time in a very, very long time. I usually stay away from those games. And I've got a little parlay cooking to it.

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That's the super deal they have there. I actually might buy Commanders NFC Championship game tickets just in case it's Commanders Packers. $2,000 a pop right now. I like that. And then give them away. I like that.

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There's no chance I'd be allowed to go. You know what? I'll match. You want to match? Yeah, I'll match. You want to get tickets? Yeah. You get refunded if it doesn't happen. Yeah, no, I know.

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I'll buy the tickets, and then I got to figure out who I'll give them away to. Yeah. We'll find someone. You know what? In the spirit of bipartisanship, I will give them away to Donald Trump and Joe Biden if they would like to attend together and send a strong message to America that all politicians are great.

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People are not going to like the new one. I would like to hire a long drive coach. Kyle Berkshire, if you're out there, Kyle, let's do a video together.

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Yeah, well, if he's listening. Hank, not right now. I'm trying to interfere with my training right now, Hank.

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Yeah. They crack down on some other stuff, too, besides just hot dogs. You can't wear jeans. No leather jackets. That's fine. No microwaves. Okay.

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That's a big attack. No slang. Yeah. No slang? No slang. That's actually good for us. Yeah, that is. No new slang. Porn. No porn. But I think that was already a rule. Okay. That's why the North Korean soldiers that went to Russia and fought against the Ukraine, they all kind of just kind of went away because they got addicted to porn.

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I've never wrestled. My hot seat is Meth Streams, the site we all love and have agreed silently to not discuss on the show because you don't want to talk about Meth Streams because it'll get taken down. It was a big part of, I'd say, my entire 20s. First Crack Streams, then it was Meth Streams, and the sites have been taken down.

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And there's a note on there that says, I believe it's from the owner of the site. I'll be taking a break from live streaming. Reminder that the only domains in which I operate are meth streams and crack streams. So no more meth, no more crack. Why did this happen? This guy made so many people happy by having this website.

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Yeah, this sucks. It's a very, very sad day. Very sad day. I always love the chat on the side of these streams. Trying to trick you? That's where you got to really... Oh, yeah. I was actually... I was watching... I was watching the caps game yesterday and for a second I had to pull up the score app and I just went over to the chat and every single comment in the chat on the score app was tie game.

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It was very, very funny. Um, then my cool throne is mayor's bets. They're back on, uh, this is the time of year and playoff season where the mayor's come out of the closet and they just make a bunch of bets with each other. It's always for the dorkiest shit that they send back and forth. But this time the mayor's bet is actually between J.D. Vance and Ted Cruz. Okay. For the UT Ohio State game.

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So Ted Cruz says, hey, J.D. Vance, care for a wager? Loser brings beer and food from his home state and delivers it wearing the winning jersey. And then J.D. Vance says, all right, which Texas ice cream should I have Ted bring when the Buckeyes win? It's just Maribet season. Wow. And they're always quirky. The stakes couldn't be higher. Can't wait for this. Yeah. Also, shout out.

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Yeah. So Trent Balke, he was there for the 49ers, the Jim Harbaugh, Jim Tomsula days. Yep. I believe he hired. Chip Kelly. He hired Jim Tomsula. He hired Chip Kelly. Yep. And he was part of that whole scene where allegedly Harbaugh may have told some high up people when they walked into the room, sorry, this room is for men only.

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Fuck you to Aftab Pureval, the mayor of Cincinnati. He still owes me a case of Skyline Chili. He also. They don't pay up on that shit. But I'm waiting for my case of Skyline Aftab. Didn't it wasn't. Haven't the Bengals not been in the playoffs since he got all cocky? Since Travis Kelsey called him a jabroni? Yeah. I think it's been a while.

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I think there's an aftab curse. Yeah. Until you send me my skyline, you're never going to make the playoffs, buddy.

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Oh, why? Jalen Hurts is still in it. But isn't that cool throwing concussion protocol because they're taking good care of him? That's true. Good point.

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yes uh and then that you know you know what he's really good at he's really good at sitting next to the owner yeah and being the one with the most face time around the owner even how he got the job in jacksville he started as a like i said senior player personnel or something and then uh they fired their gm and then he was like i'll be the interim gm and then after a while i was like wait i guess i'll just stick as the gm yeah he just he's he's a survivor sitting next to the owner during games is actually worth a lot in terms of job security and he's very good at that

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It's been a long time. Gosh, the protocol's bad. I care about him as a person first and foremost.

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Also, me, Big Cat, and Hank each took four guys. So the least we could have him is number four. True. On our personal rosters.

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Are we in a fart bubble right now? Fart coin. I'm an idiot. How long has fart coin been around? 1869. Okay. Wait, the market cap on fart coin is $1.2 billion.

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Far coins going crazy. I might get in on Hawk to a coin. Oh, I feel like that's going to pop by the dip. That's going to pop by the day. She just gone. No, she was back. She was asleep. A picture of her came out. She was just chilling on the beach, rocking a $2,000 swimsuit. Oh, nice. Respect.

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that Doug Peterson actually has the third best winning percentage of all time for the Jaguars in the history of their franchise. And so Balky sticks around. He's a survivor. You can't get rid of that guy. What does that mean for the Jags coaching search? Which coaches do you think would be less likely to work with a guy like Trent?

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I guess so. He also really kind of threw him under the bus while saying that he's keeping them. He's like, this is one of the hardest decisions I've had to make, but we're not firing him.

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Yeah. I don't know about that. No, it'd be good for you. I think the Jets were good, right?

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Yeah, so let's talk about the Jets. So Mike Greenberg got an interview to be the GM for the Jets. That sounds like a dream job for him. But who are you hearing in terms of their coaching options right now?

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Yeah. Is that an unusual thing to do to have two coaches that are interviewing for your job go out and watch practice at the same time?

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And also probably draft a quarterback. And then maybe I would say that the pressure would be on them to play that quarterback on the early side rather than on the delayed side. Yes. So I'm not saying that if they get like Cam Ward and he's great, they put him in too soon. But again,

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Damn. And weirdly, like that drives the price up every year. Yeah. That he says no. But it's like, oh, I got I got to get this guy.

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if they get Cam Ward or Shador or somebody like that and they wait around for four weeks in the regular season and he doesn't look great in practice, they're going to be more likely to be like, fuck it, let's just pull the emergency, start rookie quarterback lever so that we can save our own job. Correct. But I do think that Dayball, I think he's a...

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I do like that format, though, when you get a younger head coach and then he brings in a guy that's just been around for forever to kind of like show him like what Wade Phillips did in L.A.

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Yeah. So the statement that they put out today was really, really strange. They said that Rand was hired to be like, the description of the job was different when they brought him in, which was to be in lockstep with the head coach. Now the description of that job has changed, which also implies that now Rand's job is to be like Brian Callahan's daddy and tell him what to do all the time.

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That's got to be such a shitty feeling as a GM. You have the number one pick. You're excited for a couple weeks. After week 18, you're like, fuck yeah, okay, now it's ran season, baby. And then it's like, no, you don't even get to make that choice.

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I I've changed a little bit as the course of this year went on, but I still think that he is a guy that can be a very good head coach. I agree with that. If he had the right tools around him, they got to do a lot of other stuff. Like the roster is not so great. Um, but yeah, they're going to be sticking around and, and Mr. Mara.

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Yeah, that sucks. But yeah, no, I can see that there is a difference between being emotional about a decision that you made and then making the decision because your emotions took over.

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That would be the funniest possible – yeah, funniest possible outcome, I think.

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I would feel so bad if I was the head coach and the owner gave a press conference being like, I know everybody in the world wanted me to fire this guy, and I wanted to fire this guy, but I'm not going to fire this guy.

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One other name in Chicago is Cliff Kingsbury that people have thrown out. I don't want it. I talked myself into that. I don't want it because I selfishly want to keep him around in Washington, and I think he's a very good OC.

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Didn't work out for him at all as a head coach, and he's one of these guys where when they get fired from being a head coach, they immediately say, like, in that moment of truth after you realize what you just got freed from, like, yeah, being a head coach kind of sucks. Like, that might not be for me.

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Then a year later, though, these guys are like, yeah, I want to coach football again. Like, they forget so fast.

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Are you saying that her integrity as a reporter is so low that I could text her and make her put out a false report? You don't respect women.

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Count backwards by seven. How are things inside your own house? Is your husband as deeply into the Tanner McKee lore as Max is?

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yeah he can't separate it yeah no don't shoot the messenger shoot the message you are shoots the message to him you are the news yeah like he it's easier to get mad at you than it would be to like i'm the one who did that yes so speaking of the jets with the rex ryan thing do you think it's a good strategy for rex ryan to say like i'm going to go in there and tell aaron rogers that the country club days are over

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definitely a weird thing for year three like year one three wins you can keep your job year two maybe even year three three wins definitely usually is you're gone i think they both made such an equal amount of mistakes that it was hard to pin most of the blame on one of them it's kind of smart it's very cover each other's so they're like they can if they both get a little bit better then we're in a good spot yeah but i can't identify which guy is the issue

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It'd be fun. I have one question about the Raiders because we talked about the teams that didn't do anything. I'm not sure that we can put the Raiders into that category just yet because I think Mark Davis is kind of just like thinking it over. I don't know. He's taking his time. What's going on with Tom Brady and the Raiders and the relationship with Mark Davis? And is Antonio Pierce safe?

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Not Shiano. Dabo, because he hates coaching college now. It seems like he's fed up with the transfer portal NIL stuff. And then Sark.

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Yeah, the Jaguars publishing their list of people that they've asked to interview for the job was pretty strange.

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Yeah, Vanny Woodhead, it's our van. Sure, sure. Hank just said unilaterally that he was going to move the chair, install the chair, and then... Whenever we'd have a guest off, he'd force memes to come in here and move the entire couch back.

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Well, Brandon's also not. His ass isn't really built for a chair. It's more of a couch ass.

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All right. So you're here. I'm here. Wait, are you a guest on your own show now? No, I'm not a guest. But you might be a guest on your own show.

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Yeah, Brandon told me that he ordered dark chicken for lunch instead of having the chicken breast meal that we had for lunch for the whole office thinking it was healthier. I think that's actually way worse. So you're probably up to 276 now. I love that dark meat.

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That's good. I don't like his attitude when it comes to taking meetings either. Yeah, I don't either.

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Yeah. He knows what he's capable of. I wouldn't allow myself around her because I knew you'd get me in the same room as that.

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I think that because they installed this new playoff, there are now a bunch of people out there that are looking at it and trying to tweak it, trying to move it around, trying to add things, trying to inject their own ideas into it. You've got to be careful with that. You've got to be careful because if you do too much, you're going to become the NBA. And you don't want that.

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How about we compromise? How about we keep the current format, but the winner gets the old trophy?

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It also takes time to build up to that schedule, to make it part of a fan bases routine, where if you're a big school that has national title aspirations every year that you just pencil in, okay, like late December through mid January, I had to keep my calendar open because it might be on the road.

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I don't think the Rose Bowl farts smell that good. Well, Brandon, they had to kick off because the game is built... It's not... It doesn't go by... It's about a sunset. Correct. It goes by the sun. Oh, so you don't respect the sun?

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Not respecting the sun? There's an airplane that was... You don't even know what they fly over for the Rose Bowl. No, you don't.

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Are you fucking kidding me? What flyover did you not know? Are you fucking kidding me?

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Yeah, there was a flyover, but that was like an experimental aircraft that I couldn't possibly be expecting. What was the stealth that flew over the Rose Bowl, right? It's called a B-2 bomber. Come on.

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Maybe you knew... Don't we call it the stealth? Some would, yeah. Like casuals would call it the stealth bomber.

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I think you should want Rex Ryan. I think you should want Rex Ryan more than anything you've ever wanted. Because at the very least, it's going to be a fucking blast.

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No, he's mocking me with gifts. Brandon was nailing you for three hours and you didn't realize it?

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I know that he loves the Rose Bowl, so I got him Rose Bowl gifts. Honestly, Big Cat, if I were you, I would be fine with that arrangement. If somebody wanted to buy me a mocking gift that I actually enjoyed, I'd be like, okay.

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So as an SEC fan, Brandon, how do you feel about the mighty shoulders of Texas carrying the mantle for the SEC?

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I like that. But in a weird way, the SEC school, Texas, going up against Ohio State, kind of built like an SEC team.

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I think most of the shitting on the SEC is because the SEC so vehemently defended itself going into the playoffs.

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Okay, did you plan on this when you're thinking about who's going to win this game? It's the 100th anniversary of the Four Horsemen.

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Did you know that Georgia had a giant banner on the sidelines that said DJO? You remember that DJO that was on the bottom of the screen the entire game because it was boom, right there on the sidelines. So what did DJO stand for? Don't jump off sides.

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But I think that having the don't jump off sides banner makes you more likely, if that's the one thing that you're emphasizing. It's in your head. It's like, don't hit the ball in the water, Hank.

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Would you be willing to put your reputation as a college football expert on the line?

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So the one thing that's been jumping out to me about Notre Dame is they're secondary. Yeah.

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As much as you want to trust Penn State and you want to trust Drew Allard, that is going to be a tough battle for him.

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Tom Brady. Tom Brady. Tom Brady's part owner of the Raiders now. You probably didn't know that.

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What I'm saying is like it's not. So the quarterback obviously is why somebody would be interested in New England. Yeah. Second is Robert Kraft feels like he would typically be a good owner to work.

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I also think that the guy who is the longtime offensive coordinator of a team, that he's been very committed to the Lions. He stayed out of the coaching search last year. He took himself out because he wanted to return to the Lions. He's super close. I think if he...

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Yeah, so do you think that the formula is going to be run the ball, get physical?

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They do have a golden and a blue. Yes. I know it's not Mays and blue, but it's close.

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I said I know it's not maize, but it's close. Maize is Mexican corn, right? It is corn. Or Native American corn. Native American.

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I don't think I would. You'd find a way to love him. No, because he's so nice, and he'd probably stop in, probably have to be nice to him again. Yeah, that would be too close to us.

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So the thing that concerns me is, and I agree with you, I was planning on betting on Ohio State. I feel like they're not going to make the same mistakes that they made against Michigan. They just can't. That was like shock therapy where they woke up and were like, okay, we can't do that again. But it also seems like everybody else in America is saying Ohio State by two touchdowns.

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Yeah, the game-winning throw against Arizona State was incredible. That was a great play by him.

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Yeah, that was a great throw. You've got to give him credit for it. He's capable of doing great things.

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2 out of 10. Two out of ten. I'm rooting for Mike now because I feel bad for the way he's been treated in Dallas. I think he got a raw deal.

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I kind of would agree with that too. It at least indicates some swagger to him that he really doesn't have. Right. It would actually transform this entire discussion from like, oh, he really frustrates me with the interceptions to that's Quinn, he's a gunslinger.

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Ohio State fights through, gets to the national championship, loses to Notre Dame, Lou Holtz laughs in his face. Oh, I didn't even think of that.

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They should actually do, you know how ESPN always does the seven different simulcasts of the Natty? Sure, sure. A Lou Holtz game. One should be like the Lou Holtz cast and it's just him asleep on his chair.

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Ohio State's very concerned about the temperature at game time. We saw that with Tennessee, too. I think it's going to be very cold, actually, in Dallas.

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Yeah, you'd think so. That's actually my favorite sunset in sports is that 15-minute window when it's at Jerry World and it blinds all the receivers.

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So if it sounds like they're going to get Ben Johnson, then Big Cat gets to watch the rest of the playoffs and see every play and be like, oh, fuck yeah, that's mine.

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He does have a pretty crazy resume. He spent one year in school. He's been to three schools. Yeah. And then I think he went to two or three different high schools. Yeah.

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No, he's just in the concussion program. We're worried about him. I don't know what it's going to look like when the schools start paying directly, but you are going to be able to... You can have contracts. I don't think that's un-American. If you sign up for a contract and you probably have some sort of collective bargaining with the players...

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You look at a guy like Jalen Hurts, he's stuck around, right? He's stuck through it, showed that he's a good teammate. Then he got out of there.

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Are you a little bit worried about Tom Brady? How much joy would it give Tom Brady, the guy that demanded his release from the New England Patriots, to then take their potential next coach and put him in Las Vegas?

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He's probably a great backup quarterback. That's what you can say about that man.

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Well, yeah, if you wear sunglasses inside, there's something fucked up with your brain. Actually, PFT did have a concussion at the salt shed. Yeah, I had multiple concussions. I also may have gotten bit by a rabid bat. Still came out, did the show the next day.

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We'll review. USA Rugby does the same thing. You finish in second place long enough, you get first place. It's like Kobe Bryant's career. It's like he was never the best player ever in the NBA, but he was always like number two, three.

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Henry. Hank. How many of these questions are, hey, as a female AWL, I was greatly disappointed to hear that Max would not attend my bachelorette party.

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Isn't that disgusting, Hank, that we have a producer that can't pronounce words?

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I have a girlfriend. So you can't respect women. She could go too. If you're in a relationship, you can't respect women.

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Some of your most respected women are your girlfriends. Max is afraid of getting in a room with some of that peanut butter skin.

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Canute Rockne. Am I wrong? But is this the 100 year anniversary of the Canute Rockne? I don't know. Was it the Four Horsemen of Notre Dame, right?

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If so. Or coach, sorry. If so, that would be like, I mean, Team of Destiny, Notre Dame, right? Yeah. The Echoes literally getting woken up.

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die for right now is a piece of pizza yeah guys see like an influencer who's in tremendous shape he's like all i have to do is eat as much meat as i want all the time and it's very easy for a guy to say yeah that sounds like the easiest diet ever but at the end of the day he's going to want a bag of chips i went through this with the dunk when i was like looking up the easiest and or no the fastest ways to lose weight without you know losing like muscle or strength and it's keto but it's then i looked into actually how you do it and i was like i'm not that's not possible

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There's a lot that happens as a head coach that you don't get practice for as an OC. And he has the best guy ever to manage that team and be the leader of that team in Dan Campbell while he gets to try all this fuck shit. Josh McDaniels.

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Yeah. Also, you know what else I really like is all the sides that come with steak.

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Gunner Jackson is cool. If you want to go with like a tried and true Baltimore guy, you could go Calvin Jackson.

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Also, Jackson to me sounds like more of a Southern name, doesn't it? Yeah. Like if you're from Georgia, you're named Jackson. That's different from if you're from Baltimore. A Nashville suburb. Yeah. How about this? How about Jackson Stavros? That's good.

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Also, there's something weird about naming your son after a 21-year-old that's not related to you. Right? With Lamar, at least he's got some age and he's become a part of Baltimore. At this point, it's like you're naming your son after a 21-year-old who's good at sports.

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I'm looking up field goal rules right now. Okay. I'm not sure, but we're going to find out. What would make it illegal?

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Because if not, why not you sign Wimby for a playoff contract and just put him back there on field goals?

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The entire ball must pass through the vertical plane of the goal, which is the area above the crossbar. If the ball passes through the goal and returns through the goal without striking the ground or some object or person beyond the goal, the attempt is unsuccessful.

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And if you reject it above the crossbar and catch it and return it for a touchdown, that's worth 10 points. I like that.

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This is a weird penalty for them to implement because the chance of this happening got to be very, very rare, right?

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Max, let me give you one because we'll adjust it now. We'll not go second team. John Fox. We'll go third team. Bill Belichick. UNC. No. Oh, you're counting the Jets. Yeah. Browns, Jets, Patriots. Okay.

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Did you guys see Jerry Jones on Landman? No. His acting job? What is Landman? It's a show. It's got like Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Hamm in it. It's a crazy show. But Jerry had like a 90 second cameo. Was it good? It was incredible. Whoa. Like, this guy can fucking act. Whoa. He started to tear up and, like, have sniffles during it. He gave a passionate speech.

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He out-acted Jon Hamm and Billy Bob Thornton in the same scene. That's what Jerry should be doing. Yeah.

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But it made me think Mike might be coming back. Like, the emotion that he was able to demonstrate.

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He was talking about just life and family and having people around you that you care about deeply. Like, he meant it. Yeah. And obviously he feels that way about his son. But, yeah, it made me think. I think he's not cut out for firing guys anymore.

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No, and the Steph Curry thing, I hope he's okay because I want to see him play in this series. What do you think? I think the first five games are every other day, so it does feel like they might – I feel like he's guaranteed to sit on Thursday.

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Yeah, or at least if he does, just make sure someone else is running for you. Yeah, pinch runner. Yeah, pinch runner. Yeah, I hope he plays. I feel like they're going to sit him, though.

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probably game two and three and then be like load up the clip for game four because that's crazy that they stole this game like that was imagine imagine the mood for the Warriors right now if they lost this game and Steph was out you'd feel like this series was completely over but I don't know Timberwolves can't hit a shot this is a couple games in a row now like remember the closeout game against the Lakers they were just as bad from three they shot 17 percent from three tonight

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We're going to do FAQs. Also, bonus talking soccer. Great show. We're going to start via Zoom, but then we're back in studio for Nick Celtics and Thunder Nuggets and the rest of the show, and it's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. The NBA 82 game grind is done, and now the real fun begins.

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Actually, I would think so. I would think so. But then you thought the Cavs were going to do the same. Nothing makes sense right now. I did think that. I misspoke. They shot significantly better from three tonight than they did against the Lakers in the closeout game. They shot 17% tonight. In the Lakers closeout game, they shot 14%. So... That's a problem. It's a make or miss league, PFT.

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Very ugly. Very ugly. And, man, if the Warriors... I don't even want to... If Steph comes back and the Warriors win another title, is where... Well...

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Especially if he was incredible in the finals. We're getting ahead of ourselves, but that's what we like to do. We watch ball, then we come on Zoom, then we get ahead of ourselves, then we do a Zoom two days later, and we say, hey, remember that thing I said?

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Yeah, he's got to be. Yeah, it's got to be Jimmy. But that was when you knew there was the Warriors night when the Wolves were making a little run. And then Jimmy Butler did the foul bait three where he just threw it up and it went off the backboard. Yeah. OK, this is not this. The Warriors are winning this game no matter what. It just felt like that. All right. Let's talk some hockey.

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And we're going to talk more basketball with Kirk Goldsberry. And we obviously have the recap of the Beck Gala and Nick Celtics and Thunder Nuggets. PFT. Not the best experience, I would assume, tonight.

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And it's so different when Tom Wilson does it versus when it's like a pest doing it. What are you supposed to say to Tom Wilson? Just kick your ass.

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All time sports sound is the road playoff hockey overtime winner where it's not like a clean goal where it's like, you know, there's a there's kind of like there's a bunch of people in front of the net. I think I don't think it got tipped, but still it was one of those goals where. You kind of see it, but you don't really see it.

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And then all of a sudden the Hurricanes are just celebrating and the air coming out of a building on one of those moments because the finality of it is just like, wait, wait, what the fuck just happened? Turn it back on.

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Oh, and he could do it. Listen, I've been out with Steve a bunch. You have two PFT. You have two, Hank. I've seen just in the most casual. I remember I went to a Cubs game with him like eight years ago, and we were sitting at a bar. He asked how early we could get to a bar. Yeah, I was there. Yeah, yeah. And my buddy was like, yeah, we can open a little earlier. We'll get in there.

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And then he's like, can I bring my bags? Like, yeah, no problem. I'll get them. I know the owner. He'll put them behind. Steve had like four beers before I finished my first. And it wasn't like he was chugging. He was just drinking regularly. He just has a hollow leg. So that's a man. Would you ever call Steve scrappy, Hank? No. No. Fuck no. Exactly. So there you go.

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They just caught him in the – yeah, if you just have a camera on him every 10 minutes, you'll get that. I'm starting to think it might be the Leafs' year. It might be Canada's year because we also had the Oilers win tonight, game one against the Knights, and we have – so the Oilers are up 1-0, the Leafs are up 1-0, and the Jets are still there. It might be Canada's year.

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I know I'm getting ahead of myself, but that Leafs game was electric, and I – I thought going into the game, I was like, man, the Panthers are going to be way better than the Leafs. We've seen this before. Leafs fans getting really cocky. It's obviously only one game, but winning game one is massive.

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It's very fun. Yeah, the Oilers. I mean, that was a great game by the Oilers. They scored three goals in the third to beat the Knights soundly. Could be the year for...

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we should we should we should talk about this plan real quick if the Oilers did win we just can't have Whitney on again hmm well it depends now he would have to win MVP he'd have to win MVP otherwise we'd have a we we would just debate him to death on who's the best player it would be Jason Tatum all over again yeah um We got a lot of rounds to go. I'm actually rooting for the Oilers.

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I do love watching Connor McDavid. I hope no one tells Whitney this, but we have fun with him, but he's so much fun to watch.

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I would prefer two Canadian teams in one Canadian team, because it's like, if it's been so long since they've gotten a cup and to have one of the, like the stakes for both Canadian teams would be like, can we be the first team? And the other team's going to be just forgotten in history because Oh, man, would that be awesome? Need it.

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Easy mode. Easy mode. Also, memes, congratulations. The Islanders won the lottery. Still don't understand how the lottery worked. It felt like they made that way more complicated than it had to be.

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Yeah. Make sure he doesn't have any. Yeah. Yeah. Leafs, you know, betting that he was in when he was seven years old. You got to make sure you got to make sure that doesn't happen.

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Yeah. That lottery made no sense. I watched it back, and I was just like, what? It was like two numbers, and then just fucking tell us. Just reveal it.

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Yeah, we're three. Because I know the Blackhawks had the second best chance to get the number one pick. So they got kind of screwed there. But... Whatever, three. Blackhawks are going to be good in another couple of years. I think so. I don't know how to auto... I don't know how to get... I don't know how to get off of auto-renew on my season tickets, so those are generational.

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My kids are going to have them. Their kids are going to have them. That's something I got. It's out of my hands. The season, we get to late March, and I just get an email that says... Thank you for your first installment for your Blackhawks tickets renewal.

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Yeah. I made the smart choice with those doing the game-by-game when we did it because I knew I was going to get stuck in an auto-renew again.

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All right. Do we have anything else before we kick it to ourselves and we have special guest Jerry O'Connell and then Kirk Goldsberry? Let's hop back in the studio. Okay, before we get to Monday night's action in the NBA, which was incredible, you can see it in front of us. The new Mountain Dew cans are out. PFT, it is summertime. What's your favorite part about summer? Mine? Baseball. Outside.

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Mine's probably drinking Mountain Dew with the boys. I love that. Golf season, Hank? Yep. Beach? Getting it ready in golf season? Maybe going to the beach? Boating? River or a lake? Yeah, my favorite personally is vacation. Vacation? Well, guess what? Nothing goes better with baseball, boating, golf, beach, and hanging with your friends than the refreshing, citrusy kick of Mountain Dew.

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And look at these new cans. They went old school, baby. They went throwbacks. They are awesome. This is like nostalgia in a can.

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Yeah. It's pretty sweet. Yeah. Makes me want to go outside. They knocked it out of the park with the new Mountain Dew, old Mountain Dew, but new Mountain Dew cans. We love Mountain Dew. There's nothing like the citrusy kick of Mountain Dew in the summertime when the sun's shining down. Ice cold Mountain Dew with the new can. Again, nostalgia in a can. Go check these out. Just the can alone.

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I don't even want to crack mine because then the can... Actually, you know what? I'm going to save the can. I'm going to make a graveyard of cans. Get it graded. Yes, I will get it graded. So grab a Dew in the new packaging and enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of... Mountain Dew. Thank you to Mountain Dew, our wonderful sponsor. Okay, Monday night was an incredible night of basketball.

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I think it might have been the best night of basketball in the last couple years. It was insane. We had two road teams, big underdogs, come back in very dramatic fashion. And we'll start, Hank, with your Celtics. Yeah. 45 missed threes. Jalen Brunson was insane down the stretch. There was a stretch there where it was 75-55. The Suns were up by 20 with 534 left in the third quarter.

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And they were on cruise control. I think you thought the same thing. I thought the same thing watching the game. I was like, I said it was over at halftime. This is it. This is going to be a four-game series. The Celtics are just so much better than the Knicks. And then in the next whatever it is, I think it's – I can't do my math real quick.

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It's like 14 minutes a game, so it's 534 in the third to 328 in the fourth. The Knicks went on a 42-16 run, 14 minutes of game play, and Jalen Brunson outscored the Celtics 18-6. O.G. Ananobi was unbelievable as well. This was a game I just I was shocked. I was like, this is the Celtics are going to win this game so easily. And then it just all flipped.

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And Jalen Brunson, I know there'll be Knicks fans being like, did you trash him? I don't like the Jalen Brunson foul baiter. I did say in that statement when we talked about it two weeks ago that I think he's a phenomenal player and very fun to watch when he's not foul baiting. And this was phenomenal. Jalen Brunson, I have a stat for you, PFD. You ready for this? Sure. The NBA put this out.

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There's only been three players to score 75-plus fourth-quarter points through their first seven games of a postseason run in the play-by-play era. Can anyone name the other two? The first how many games? First seven games of a playoff of a postseason run. There's only three players to score 75-plus fourth-quarter points. Kawhi. Nope. I'm going to go with Allen Iverson. Nope. It is Jalen Brunson.

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Steph Curry. Ever heard of him in 2023? Kobe Bryant. Ever heard of him? Oh, first seven games. First seven games of the postseason. He's scored 75 plus. He's in the sentence with Steph Curry and Kobe Bryant. It's insane. Now, Hank. You had to watch this game with Jerry O'Connor. Yep. I think you said afterwards that it was the worst experience of your life. Oh, that's what it is. What?

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You think Jerry did ear damage to you? Yeah. Jerry's in your head. He's firmly in your head. Yeah. Because I was sitting, I was all over the place. I live streamed you for the overtime, but I wasn't sitting with you guys for the majority of the second half. He was just screaming bing bong over and over. There was a little bit of that.

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It might be one of those things where you hear a song, it gets stuck in your head, you need to hear it again to get it out of your head.

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Jerry, tell us from your perspective how the night was because you haven't changed. I don't know if you slept. For people who aren't watching the YouTube, tune into the YouTube because he's back in his mesh green tank top in front of his car, his antique car. He's got the hat on. He's got the hat on. Nipples are popping.

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Yeah, it got written up in the New York Post. The New York Post had a story about Jerry O'Connell bing bonging Dave Portnoy.

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They're up 2-0 on the Cavs. PFT, the last two days of, it's May Madness. I feel bad for John Rothstein because he's been sleeping this entire month. It's been insane. And we thought we couldn't top it for Monday night, which we're going to get to when we're back in studio. And then tonight happens where the Pacers are down 23. six minutes into the third quarter. They're down seven under a minute.

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Jerry, I got a question for you. So you spent the whole day with us. It was great. We played golf. We hung out in the suite. We went to the Beck Gala. Was it every, like, our operation, it was just fun having you around, right? It was such a joy having you around all day.

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You know, that's true. That's true. And Jerry, that's that's very fair criticism. I personally thought I took the bet gala as a personal challenge where I was like, I'm going to bet everything in a lot of it. Cause I was like, what else are you supposed to do at the bet gala? Uh, so yeah, I had a lot of balls in the air at the beginning, like that, that, whatever it was.

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Uh, I think it was like four o'clock to five o'clock Pacific time, had a lot of balls in the air and none of them were going through the net. So it wasn't going well, but then it turned around. Yeah, didn't you hit your over goals in the Maple Leafs game?

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Yeah, it was tough when you start and you're like, I was 0-4 within the first 15 minutes of the Beck Gala, and that's when it gets a little, you know, the stress starts to rise.

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Love that. Love that. Well, Jerry, let's hope this series goes six or seven because we have plans to maybe fly you back for. Well, just you know what? You'll just do Hanks right here. You'll even him out.

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Good work there. Good work. Good catch there. All right, Jerry, you're the best. We can't wait to see you, hopefully, game six or seven, Bing Bong and Hank's year. And, yeah, it was sensual. It was special stuff. It was special, special stuff seeing you and Hank just having those moments.

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I think the one lasting image is Hank being like when my kids, when we're walking on the street and a fire truck goes by and they put their fingers in their ear, that was just Hank for the entire fourth quarter.

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Yeah. All right, thanks, Jerry. Okay, Hank. We had to get Jerry here, special guest, because he was with us all day. It was just like a shot of energy all day. Like all day. Being with him is so much fun. I didn't feel the best during the back gala because I was also battling kidney stones and thought I was going to shit myself and piss myself, but he just brings the energy up.

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No, not at all. If we said, yes, you're being recorded, he still would say the same things. He's so fucking funny.

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That's true. But is there any backup? It wouldn't even be because it feels like the Celtics strategy is shoot threes. Their backup strategy is also to shoot threes. I think their emergency strategy is to shoot more threes. Is there like a fourth option that's not threes?

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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, a Tony Brothers ref game, you can't expect anything to make sense whatsoever. I know people were complaining about that, Cavs fans. Listen. The Cavs should have won that game, and the Pacers prove again that you have to beat them for all 48 minutes.

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You have to make some of your threes. Yeah, you're going to make threes. Are you willing to do Game of the Year Wednesday night?

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game of the year yeah i'll go game of the year personally if barcelona wins on uh it's tuesday so barcelona has won today it's game of the year game of the year okay uh also shout out mikhail bridges because i know his stat line isn't like super sexy he played 51 minutes yeah and he also had the big three and was he the one who stole the ball at the end on jalen brown i'm pretty sure yes so yeah just ripped it away from but like having a guy who could play 51 minutes

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Well, it's clear they're going to just go after Cat to try to follow him out because when he's off the floor, the spacing for the Knicks is a lot different.

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I honestly think with the way they play pace-wise, with the way Rick Carlisle basically plays every single guy on their team, he'll just be like... Ben Shepard, your time, you get a few minutes here. That doesn't happen in the playoffs. You don't play – let me look up how many guys played for the Pacers tonight. You don't play the amount of guys that he plays. He played 11 guys tonight.

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Because it's not like you, the normal person would not notice that Tibbs is going bald, but it's kind of like you're almost trained as a hair doctor now where you know like, hey, you're not bald yet, but like give it 10 years, you might be bald.

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I agree. I agree. Yeah. All right. The other game. Also, insane. Nuggets Thunder, hand up. I'm a moron. I think I had the exact quote of like, this is a scheduled loss for the Nuggets. Two days rest into Oklahoma City, one seed waiting for you. It's basically a game that they might just punt on and try to win on Wednesday night. Couldn't have been more wrong.

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The Nuggets kept on fighting and, like, pushing the ball, pushing the rock up the hill, and it was crazy because it felt like the Thunder had won this game so many times. They were up 10. It was just varying degrees of 10 where it was like, oh, yeah, then the Nuggets make a little run, then they're back up to 10. The Nuggets were up – or, sorry, the Thunder were up 13 with 639 left.

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The Thunder were up 9 with 302 left. But – Nikola Jokic is the best player in the world. He is the best player playing basketball right now in the world. He had 42-22-6. It was an MVP off with him and SGA, who also was very good with 33-10-8. But the Nuggets, Aaron Gordon's shot... I mean, I don't know your takeaway, PFT, but mine is just the Thunder. The Nuggets are a really good team.

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They've been there. They've been through the wars. The Thunder are on the younger side, choked, and should have won this game. And the mismanagement and missed free throws at the end of the game were just egregious.

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But that moment was the dumbest moment I've ever seen in these playoffs in the fact that I do not understand for the life of me. The wave of foul up three has taken over basketball. I get the analytics of it. In no way are you supposed to foul up three without letting any time go off the clock and 75 feet from the basket.

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And if you're the Thunder, how do you fuck this up so bad where there's 11 seconds left, you are up three, Jokic is on the bench, the Nuggets do not have a timeout.

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play fucking defense you're the best defense in the league yeah the worst that can happen is you go to overtime and there's 11 seconds left and the best player in the world's on the bench instead they fouled in us like 0.1 seconds let him come back in it was insane baffling baffling and they found a guy who i think aaron gordon's like an 80 free throw shooter and they found him so far away from the basket got yokich back in the game i understand the foul up three thing i personally fucking hate fouling up

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That's pretty crazy for an NBA playoff game. And so the Pacers, with the pace they play, the conditioning they have, I really think that it's like they are built for this type of situation where it's like you've seen it two times in the last three games where they're just going to keep going at you and they're not going to give up. And Kenny Atkinson even admitted it.

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Oh, yeah. Big time. And yeah, you are right. There was the Thunder user last time out before Chet Holmgren's free throws. Another coaching malpractice move because what happens at the end of the game? Aaron Gordon hits a three with two seconds left. you need to have a timeout in your back pocket so that you can advance the ball. That's crazy.

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So this was just a masterclass of a young team not being through it and not knowing how to close out these games and the Nuggets being the opposite in a team that's been through the wars and Jokic being the best player in the world. I do have a couple, and also, by the way, Russell Westbrook, We almost had a Russell Westbrook moment where he almost hit that three.

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He was wide open to go ahead before the Chet free throws. But then, credit to Russell Westbrook. He's having a very good playoffs as well. His drive to set up Aaron Gordon, if you watch it, like... You know in Russell Westbrook's head he's like, I'm going to go be the hero. Yeah. Instead, he takes a step or two past the three-point line. Chet has to sag off. Then he hits Aaron Gordon.

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Perfect pass. Perfect shot. That was Russell Westbrook. I don't want to say growing up because he's very old, but look at this. He gets Chet to kind of commit a little bit with a false step, and Russell Westbrook needs a lot of credit because we make a lot of jokes. He's been very good these playoffs.

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Well, it was imperfect. Like, he stepped right into it. It was perfectly... He was wide open. Incredible game by the Nuggets. The Nuggets are just fun. Like, Jokic is so much fun to watch. I just fucking... I love watching him play basketball. I do have a few things that I'm concerned about for the Thunder in this series. Now, I think it's going to be a long series. We've talked about the youth.

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He was like, we ran out of gas, which I don't understand that either because the Cavs didn't have a guy over 40 minutes. But it's all credits to the Pacers. I know that the Cavs fans can say, oh, we missed this call, this call, that call. The Pacers are just – they have alligator blood. They do not die. And they have a belief in Tyrese Halliburton.

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The other things that I have that I'm concerned about the Thunder. One, this was the bugaboo all year was like they're not very big down low and they get bullied a little bit because Chet Holmgren is not exactly stout. I think Jokic could eat Chet.

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Yeah, right. So then he goes to... It's basically he played a full series with like six batting donuts on, and now he's swinging a wiffle ball bat. So the Nuggets out-rebounded the Thunder 63-43, including 21 offensive rebounds. That feels like a problem. That feels like something that might... They might have to figure out, hey, we're going to have to put more people on the glass.

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I don't know what that's going to end up being, but that's a problem. I also think the problem with the Thunder is who's going to be their second guy because they wasted a Caruso game. Caruso was awesome this game. Jalen Green was not the second. You need a second guy who can step up, and they had a bunch of guys who scored between 10 and 15 points.

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I forgot your guy's guy off. Who's their second guy to score? Probably Jalen Williams. Sorry, I said Jalen Green. Jalen Williams.

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He's he's in the camp of of the Brunson Harden where it's like, to be fair, he a lot of times he will foul bait. I do like watching him, but when he gets into that mode where it's just living on the free throw line, it's not as fun.

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I like that, but then when he does the thing where he hits the brakes or jumps sideways into a guy... Right, it's the same thing as Brunson, where it's like, I think both of them are so awesome, but when they do get into that mode, it's not fun to watch. I just don't know... Caruso had 20 points, and they... You just need they're going to need someone to step up.

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And it might just be that they they're a year away from from one of those guys being the step up guy. And then the last thing that concerns me about the Thunder is our boy didn't put on the shirt again. And he not only didn't do that, but he mocked it. He mocked the shirt. PFT, you were correct in saying that those black shirts do not play.

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He even said after, he's like, there's no way I was passing that up. He's stepped back three to win the game, silenced the crowd. What a stud.

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Yeah, and so our guy Juan Guerra, there was rumors going around the internet. Actually, you said it to me in person, PFT. You're like, I think the guy put the shirt on tonight. And that's because he basically is mocking everyone who puts on the shirt. He had a poll out being like, who thinks that I'll wear a black shirt tonight? Because that was the shirt of choice for everyone.

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And it was no minus 1,000, yes, plus 600 people. And then he's like, for everyone who said that I was not going to wear a black shirt, you're wrong. He was wearing a black shirt. He was just wearing an orange Oklahoma City Thunder jersey over it, making sure that he stuck out more than everyone. I don't like it at all. He's mocking the t-shirt culture now.

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It's one thing to be, go be yourself, be an asshole, say you're not going to wear the shirt, fine, make it all about yourself, that's fine, do it. But now you're mocking those that do? Come on, man. So I think if the Thunder lose game two, this guy, someone's got to hold him down and put the t-shirt on.

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No. It's like, I'll eat you. He just big body boys him constantly. There was one possession where he was just big body boying him to the point where Jokic was like, all right, now I'll throw it off the rim and it will hit 95% of the rim rolling around and then go in.

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Yeah, yeah. All right, should we do Hot Seat Cool Throne? Incredible night of basketball. That was just the best. I mean, that's going to be tough for the hockey guys to hear it, but that was... That was two insane, insane Game 1s. And if the series can match the Game 1s, we're in for a very fun time. All right, so Hot Seat Cool Throne.

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Yeah, he was great. And we should mention, obviously, the Cavs were very banged up. Evan Mobley didn't play. DeAndre Hunter didn't play. Darius Garland didn't play. Those are three significant pieces to the Cavs. And they needed Donovan Mitchell to just be, you know, 48, 49, 48 points. Was it 48 points? Did he finish with 48? Yeah. I mean, they needed every single bit of that and more.

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By the way, I totally thought that was him, the golf course one. Me too. That was my first thought. It's got to be Harrison Ford.

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Wait, Hank, what other lefties? Because I do find myself, my oldest is a lefty, and so I point out when we go to the Cubs game, I'm like, hey, Kyle Tucker's really good, he's a lefty. Are there lefties that I should get him on to?

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I'll say this for James Harden, at least obviously this year aside, because it was first round. A lot of his... Oh, Barcelona just scored. Fuck yes. Barca. Fuck. Wow. At least a lot of his playoff chokes have happened in the second or third round. That's true. So he's won a series.

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But again, I think it's more about the Pacers just like they just never quit. And Rick Carlisle is a very underrated coach. And this Pacers team is fun. And I don't know what like if the Cavs don't get healthy, they're in serious trouble.

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This game has been incredible. That's talking soccer. That was talking soccer. In all time. Big time. There's been a lot of stuff that's happened.

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I can't wait. I bookmarked this one idiot because I said, what's the play in this game? And everyone picked Barcelona. And they went down 2-0. And I was like, why is Barcelona so bad? Everyone told me they'd win. And someone was like, your followers aren't smart enough about soccer to give you a winner. So I'm going to quote tweet that fucker. Small victories. Yeah, it's good.

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And again, it's similar to Monday night where it's like I thought the Cavs would win this game because you have the pressure of going down potentially 0-2 as a home team as a one seed. And for, I don't know, the first 30 minutes of this game, it looked like that was going to be the case, where it's like the Pacers are happy to have their one win on the road. They're down 20.

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Yeah, it sucks. I mean, there's thoughts that he might have an injury. Obviously a quick turnaround, but that's the whole point of this. Winning the Triple Crown is not easy. What did it say? We received a call today from trainer Bill Mott that Sovereignty will not be competing in the Preakness. Bill informed us they would point towards the Belmont Stakes. So he didn't even cite an injury.

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It sucks. This is, I think, the third time it's happened in the last 13 years, so it's obviously a trend. Yeah, horse racing has a lot of issues right now, and this is definitely one of them. We talked about it, remember, a couple years ago, Flightline, one of the best horses I've ever seen in my life, and he raced, I think, five races and then was studded.

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And then just shit started happening. Cavs couldn't get the ball inbounds. Couldn't like the Pacers pressing them. Just flustered them so much. And Tyrese Halliburton, big balls. I love the big balls dances back. That was awesome.

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Because my four-year-old daughter came in and said, I want to be sovereignty when I grow up. And I said, hey, idiot, you're older than sovereignty.

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I remember he was going back and forth. He was switching back and forth. That's not a joke about Justin Tucker and massage, but you could make that joke. I'll find it. You keep going. I'll find it.

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Yeah. He is technically field goal percentage. He is. Yeah. What? Why are the Ravens pretending? I mean, I guess you can just do this. They can do whatever they want. Yeah. But it's also very weird because it's not a football decision.

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Do you think there's – I would imagine there is a magic eight ball at every NFL headquarters, and they hit it. They shake it up, and they say, oh, my God. All right, we got to stop watching this game.

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They shake it up and then it just gives you an answer of like, how should we release Justin Tucker? He's been accused many times of sexual misconduct and it just floats up. It says football decision.

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Yeah. All right. My hot seats, I have two. The first is Nebraska, Nebraska football, because Michigan has put a self-imposed two-game penalty on their head coach, Sharon Moore. It is the scandal that keeps on getting... Guys fired or suspended or self-imposed suspensions. And usually you'd say, oh, yeah, okay, that makes sense. Sharon Moore out for the first two games. No, he's not.

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So they play Oklahoma week two. Yeah, so you can't do that. Michigan has suspended Sharon Moore for week three and four, Central Michigan and Nebraska. That's such a slap in their face.

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yeah it's tough it's very tough i sure i'm more did go to oklahoma so they're like oh well he wants to play his i think it's more that they're doing central michigan and nebraska because they yeah it's a pairing yeah oklahoma and new mexico or central michigan nebraska that they're literally saying nebraska is not as good as oklahoma which i think is is probably fair yeah uh did you see that michigan's president is leaving for florida

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Yeah. My other hot seat is Grand Theft Auto because they released another preview. I didn't realize that it's 2026 now. I also, this is my hand up. I'm not in gaming shape. I don't really game anymore. I miss it. I had no idea they didn't release a new main title Grand Theft Auto since 2013. I had no idea. I didn't know that either.

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I thought it was every couple years there's a new Grand Theft Auto. What the fuck are they doing? Figure it out. They're creating the greatest game of all time. But you can't have a gap of 13 years between the game. I mean, people are excited.

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So I'm not saying that this game won't rock, because it probably will, and I'm excited they finally are doing it, although they did push it from this summer to next summer. I'm saying, how the hell did we have 13 years in between? Yeah.

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No, no. Not in these playoffs. It's been insane to watch how crazy he is. And we're going to talk more about this series. And actually, credit to Kurt Goldsberry when we talked to him because he had a good Tyrese Halliburton take that looks even better, and we taped it in the afternoon. So it's always fun when that works out because –

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Catch me at the casino. That sounds safe. I'll be there. And then my cool throne is I piss out one of the two kidney stones, so I'm feeling better. Let's go. Yeah, so we talked to Jerry O'Connell about... The Bet Gala and I was in a bad mood because I didn't have any winners early on. But I also was in torture at the Bet Gala because my stomach felt like it was going to explode.

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And being in a social setting with kidney stones is not exactly fun. So you did not save this one, correct? I didn't. So we got back at 2 in the morning. I took a piss. I knew it was coming. I had the split piss. Yeah, yeah. Also, shout out Shefty for announcing. Good job. That's why you're our insider. I had the split piss on the plane and I was like, it's coming.

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Got home two in the morning after a long ass day. Pissed. Incredible pain, see it floating around, and then I had this moment of, should I fish this out of a toilet with piss in it, or should I just go to sleep after a 20-hour day? And I chose sleep after a 20-hour day.

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If that's disgusting, well, then tell me... Like, put these two together. You can't use a piss spoon, but you can piss in the sink where the spoon ends up? Yeah, good point. Hypocrites must... Doesn't make any sense.

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Yeah, it felt good. It felt like I just... My stomach hurts so bad all day. I pushed it too hard. I shouldn't have played golf, but I did have fun with the pool.

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but we're both on the clock now again yeah you know you are we have I have another one but that might have been the big one I don't know yeah that's what they told like I've got multiple so it's like any given moment yeah but I do feel better so that's good and what are you looking at us like that means There's more?

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Oh yeah I had a 2mm and a 3mm and a 4mm I think that was, I hope that was the 4mm My body's like a quarry I'm just pissing out stones I got a whole stash inside me right now I like to think my body is more like a really nice English countryside One of those big driveways going up to the mansion And it's lined with pebbles Yeah, cobblestone Yeah, not cobblestone, I'm saying like the actual pebbles Okay, gotcha You know what I mean?

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yeah you see those that like super super rich like hampton's houses have them the driveway is pebbles that's my that's my kidney you think one day if we just kept them inside our bodies it would turn into diamonds we should try i think it might you should try uh okay good hot seat cool toronto everyone yeah barcelona and inter are in extra time it's a sudden death nope this is not

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Okay. No, no, no. So we'll just keep updating when we do FAQs. And that was Talking Soccer again. All right. Before we get to our interview with Kirk Goldsberry, you see it right in front of us. We've got the new Mountain Dew cans. And guess what? Bottles as well. And guess what? It is summertime. I love summer. I love the heat. I love golf. I love barbecue. I love baseball.

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May Madness, and again, we should call John Rossi and be like, dude, I imagine he's just hibernating right now, and then anytime there's... Like, you know, if there's a war breaking out in Europe or the Middle East or if there's celebrity death, he's going to be like Tulane has a non-conference game against Chattanooga. Mark your calendars, December 2nd.

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So nothing goes better with pizza oven outside, grilling outside, and hanging with your friends in the refreshing citrusy kick of Mountain Dew. We love Mountain Dew. We love these new cans. It's nostalgia in a can. They brought back the old...

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logo so go check it out right now grab a dew in the new packaging and enjoy the refreshing refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew I already had one today gonna have another one because I love Mountain Dew and it tastes delicious so thank you to Mountain Dew and again go grab a dew in the new packaging and enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew okay here he is Kirk Goldsberry

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Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very special guest, our good friend. He has changed jobs, though, since we last had him on. He is now with The Ringer, NBA analyst at The Ringer. He's also a New York Times bestselling author. He also has some new cool stuff at his store, which we'll talk about later. It is Kirk Goldsberry, here to talk playoffs. Kirk, always great having you on.

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I have a first question, and I don't know if... I just want to hear from your brain because you're a lot smarter about basketball than us. Nikola Jokic is the best basketball player in the world. We've run out of things to explain it. Can you explain it in your smart guy language of how and why he is the best basketball player in the world?

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6175.755

And no disrespect to SGA who will win the MVP this year most likely. Nikola Jokic is the best basketball player in the world.

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Yeah, it is. It really is. And it does feel... There's every now and then... You know, Steph was probably... You could put him in this category, even LeBron, where it's like you feel like you're watching something that you haven't seen before in basketball. And I feel like... There have been big men who have been skilled in certain ways.

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They're obviously, you know, the dominance of Shaq or Kareem. But, like, the total package of Jokic does feel like something we have never seen before.

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Yeah, and so we obviously don't want to react to one game, but it was a shocking game, the Nuggets-Thunder. It was an incredible game. I know that the foul-up three, we discussed it. I think you probably agree. Foul-up three is fine. You don't foul-up three 75 feet from the basket with the best player off the court. That just felt like the Thunder completely screwed that up. But I had...

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I listed three things that I'd be concerned about for the Thunder, and I want you to maybe tell me if I'm way off or if you maybe have a fix the Thunder could go with. The first was rebounding. This has been their problem all year. They're not super big down low, especially with Chet because he's a stretch five.

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The second is I don't know who their second scorer is going to be, and you kind of need that second scorer to step up in big moments. And the third is the fan who sits courtside has got to put the fucking T-shirt on.

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All right. But question about that, because the Rockets beat the fuck out of Steph Curry. Like, I think that was one of the hardest series he had to play in terms of the physicality. And Alman Thompson was, you know, obviously gets hurt at the end of game seven, which clearly bothered him. And the closeouts weren't the same. I feel like this is...

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And similar to Jokic going from the Clippers to the Thunder, where it's like now he can do whatever he wants down low, Zubac isn't there. I feel like Steph Curry will have a little bit easier time than he did against the Rockets because they did a very good job of making sure that Steph didn't beat them every single night.

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Here's the thing. They scrapped their way back. they went through the wars last year and they got a little bit of scars and now it does feel like they're a different team making these big time plays and never being out of it. And kind of like, cause remember the, the, it was Easter conference finals, right? That you played them.

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6691.137

That's a good point. Yeah, Houston was a tough watch. They're building something, but it was a tough watch sometimes watching them play offense.

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6736.12

Like, he is. Yeah, it's the truth. He's gotten bigger. He's not, like, fat by our standards, but in terms of NBA basketball, he is too fat.

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Yeah. And they just torched him. You know what's funny is, like, I was thinking about it because, you know, Luka gets – killed for his defense and his body, and there's other superstars that maybe aren't the best defensively, and you could put Jokic and Steph in that category where they both try very hard, but they're not elite defenders.

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Jokic and Steph, if you look at their bodies, they transform their bodies. And I know people are like, Jokic still looks... He's totally different than he was five years ago. Steph, remember how much... Like, Steph has put on so much muscle and just gotten so much stronger through the course of his career. Luka has to do that.

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They look like the team in that Eastern Conference Finals that what the Pacers are making everyone look like, you know, where they make mistakes down at the end of the game. The Pacers are forcing other teams to make mistakes. They're making these crazy errors, games that they could win. The Pacers are stealing from them. So I feel like they're definitely a better version.

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Yeah, they really did crush it. When you walk down a grocery store aisle, it's like, that's what I want. I want this. I want the citrusy, delicious kick of Mountain Dew. Nothing goes better with golfing. with hanging with your friends than the refreshing citrusy kick of Mountain Dew. So grab a Dew in the new packaging and enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew today.

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Yeah. Ty Jerome should. Nice guy. He shouldn't be playing as many. I mean, I think he went one for 15 and he was the one who was guarding Tyrese Halliburton at the end of the game. Was it? Let me look up. I don't want to slander. I think it was 14. Sorry. My apologies. He went one for 14. It's a bad deal when you have Tyra Jerome taking 14 shots in a playoff game.

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We love Mountain Dew. Thank you to Mountain Dew. We appreciate you, Mountain Dew. All right, back to Kirk Goldsberry.

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Yeah. And that's also like a credit to him. I would assume that working with him, he was like the best coaches are open to ideas and they're open to, you know, someone on the staff being like, hey, just look at this. And they don't say, oh, well, I know basketball better than anyone here because he could do that.

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He could say he knows basketball better than anyone, but instead being like, oh, yeah, actually, this is a this is something that we have to, you know, game plan for and be smart about.

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Westbrook gets two, and you're going to see six more. Yeah. Yeah. Also, we were just saying it. Russell Westbrook has been awesome for the Nuggets this postseason. Like, they don't – some of these games, they do not win without him. And I know that we joke about him because he is funny to watch, and he does have moments where he just becomes like, hey, I got this. Yeah.

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But he's been playing great team basketball, and even we were breaking down that past Aaron Gordon. Like – There's a world where Russell Westbrook says we're down one. It's two on. I'm one on two. I'm going to go to the rack and be Russell Westbrook. And he made the smart basketball decision.

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But I just love that feel of a team. The Pacers now have that feel where it doesn't matter – These moments are not too big for them where maybe last year they were. And this year, just it doesn't matter what the lead is. I mean, two out of the last three games in a playoff setting to come back down seven in under a minute is insane. That's an absolutely insane thing to be able to pull off.

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Yeah. I had a scheduled loss for the Nuggets, and I was way wrong. And that also is like the Thunder, as a young team, I was actually weirdly more shocked by the Celtics not being able to put away the Knicks. Because a young team, this will happen where it's like, hey, you're up 10 all game. The kill shot has to come. Because you just can't let teams hang around, especially like the Nuggets.

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And when the kill shot doesn't come, this is what you roll the dice of. Like, we could have a couple things go wrong in the last minute, and here we are, down 0-1.

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7749.147

All right, other series we got to talk about. So we're taping this Tuesday afternoon around 3 o'clock, so we don't know what happens game two. Cavs Pacers, though. I've been a big fan of the Pacers these playoffs because I just think they're very fun to watch. They have five guys. I mean, they have more than five guys, but they have everyone scores. I feel like they get open shots.

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And I think it starts with Tyrese Halliburton just being like, I'm that guy. He's got that irrational confidence going. I think it might be rational now, though. Yeah, it could be rational. It could be fully rational.

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Halliburton drives creates so much space for everyone. Is there a chance the Pacers can win this series against Cavs, and what is the fix that the Cavs have to do? Because it felt like the Pacers sped them up even more in Game 1, and that made the Cavs pretty uncomfortable.

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7893.061

I think he's just – I think he's a little goofy. And that's what – and like people – It's a weird thing, but guys that smile too much, guys that maybe talk a little shit but in a goofy way, people just don't like that. His shooting numbers aren't out of this world, but what he does passing the basketball is insane. He's fun to watch. I feel like he can go by anyone.

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Right, you're making the story about something else. Your dad stole the story of the first round, their win, by going on the court and being crazy.

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No, I want to see if the Cavs get healthy. Like if they get their guys back, I still think the Cavs are a good team. So I'm not going to fully call it. But Pacers are a fun watch. They're a very fun watch and they're scrappy as fuck. And Tyrese happened there. There you go, Hank. Scrappy as fuck. And Tyrese Halliburton is that guy.

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8118.484

Hank just chimed in. He said he loves that. Bing bong, baby. All right, so off of that, I got one last question, the rowback question. Actually, we got to talk about your Atlas balls too. Rowback question, rhoback.com, promo code TAKE, 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts.

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You should go right now and buy, perfect for Father's Day or Mother's Day, thegoldenhexagon.com. You made an Atlas basketball, which is pretty damn sick. So what is on this?

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8275.726

All right. So my last question. So Celtics Thunder is your finals. Tell me what would have to happen for all the other teams. You could just be one line. It could be as easy as, hey, Jokic is just Jokic. But what would have to happen if we're sitting here two months from now and we've just crowned one of the other six teams that are not the Thunder or Celtics as champions?

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8357.041

Who would be next up in the West if it wasn't OKC? Timberwolves are – I don't know. All of those teams look good.

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On today's part of my take, we have our good friend Kirk Goldsberry on to talk NBA. Incredible, incredible last two days of NBA action in the playoffs. We're going to talk some playoff hockey. We also have a very special guest, Jerry O'Connell, who surprises Hank during the Celtics-Knicks talk. And we recap Bet Gala and the day with Jerry O'Connell. We're going to do Hot Seat Cool Throne.

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I do agree that the Celtics are going to be in the finals from the East because I just think they're better. Listen, I've been talking up the Pacers. They're dangerous, but yeah, I think the Celtics will be there. And then, oh man, I keep going back to... All right, tell me this. Is it crazy? It feels like... I really like the Timberwolves is my short answer.

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My concern is it does feel like whenever the Warriors and Rudy Gobert go up against each other, Steph Curry's found a way to play him off the court in a way where it's like you get a lot of switches and you can't guard Steph in space. Is that a real concern for the Timberwolves?

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Or is it because the Warriors don't have as many guys now, it's not as much of a concern that the Timberwolves can counteract that a little bit?

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847.513

He is scrappy. David Eckstein, scrappy. Very scrappy. Scrappy. Gritty. No, he's gritty. There's a big – that's – scrappy is like the teenage – Spencer on the Warriors. Teenage boy version of gritty. Gritty, you grow up to a man. You become – a scrappy boy can become a gritty man, but it's not necessarily going to happen.

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Yes, he could. He absolutely could. All right, Kirk, you're the best man. We appreciate you as always. And everyone go buy a father's day gift or mother's day gift at the golden hexagon.com podcasters gift.

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877.29

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, scrappy is a patronizing word. You were being a little patronizing. You're a little scrappy guy, huh? You're a little scrappy. You're going to do your little thing where you come back.

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8780.977

Yeah. Yeah. But, hey, you hit it with the thanks for all that you do. Really kind of you can't get mad about that.

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8923.282

Yeah, Meme sends the food question mark text around 5 o'clock. That's kind of like the old bell for everyone to go to the town square. All right, get to the office. Meme sent the food question mark text. The podcast is nigh. Yeah, we're on the precipice of podcasting.

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Scrappy is basically like a 20-pound dog at your heels. That's scrappy. But, you know, a championship team is, you know, a full-grown 125-pound... They're not a championship team.

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It's almost like we're doing the tennis, you know, volleying back and forth, warming up. We're just doing that on someone's face.

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That one probably. That was a basketball decision. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think, though. Is there one where I've walked away been like, damn, I wish I'd asked that. Like, damn, we fucking missed that question. I don't know, man.

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Dance around almost. I mean, there's obviously someone has something that, you know, like a crime they committed when they were a kid or something. We're not going to bring it up and embarrass them. You know what I mean? Like, there's not shit like that.

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Who is that? Yeah, okay, so there's some... Hey, listen, we're not journalists. I'll be the first to admit. There are definitely times we've done interviews where people are like, how did you not ask that? How did you not ask that? Dude, we're trying to fucking just have a good time. Sorry. If you want journalism, go listen to The Daily.

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Big mistake. All right. Hank, it's dead. They're going to park the bus. It means they're going to put every player in front of the goal and there's no chance they're going to score.

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I enjoy watching them play. I don't know what you want me to say. I love ball. I love ball. All right, the other game. Speaking of bad takes, this would be funny if the Pacers won because we just... If they won it all, Hank, that would be an all-time clip. But I had a clip, which I copped to when we're back in studio talking about the Nuggets Thunder. I had the Warriors' scheduled loss again.

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I did know that Max was – the two things I knew about Max before he – because, like, I don't think we really interacted much, was that Philly and he had a rivalry with Hank. Like, swear to God, I knew that Hank and him, like, didn't – they had a playful thing with each other.

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Yeah, he absolutely went to that. Memes tweeted us so many times that we had to hire him because we were like, this guy might kill us. No, Memes did a great job.

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Yeah, memes is a good test case of, like, a lot of people obviously would love to work at Barstool and be involved in this and will be like, oh, I want to work here. Like, here's my resume. Or, oh, I want to work here. Watch me tweet, like, a few things, like, every couple weeks. Memes was just committed to the game. You could see his work ethic from day one.

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yeah shane's ai shane just shane just was here one day uh love him you see you see my pope bobblehead see my pope bobblehead shane he's fucking sick wait oh it's a great bobblehead it's a great bobblehead yeah i don't i i don't remember like they're just like traditional yeah they were traditional hires so it was just like one day they were here it's like oh cool nice and that was that was it do you remember uh your first interaction with everybody

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Yeah. And then Jack, I'm still waiting to meet Jack because he's like, he's like over a thousand on introductions to me. So we're just, we're waiting for our first formal introduction.

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And guess what? The Warriors did not lose, and they did lose Steph Curry. I'm a moron, but the Warriors, I don't know... I don't know what Steph Curry's injury status is going to be. I feel like he's going to be out for a game or two, especially now that they stole this game. But the Warriors did not look like the team that played a game seven two days ago. They looked like the rested team.

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No, it was a little later than that. And it also was weird to be like, just how's your morning going? I was like, what did you just do, dude? It was very like corporate America. Nice guy. Yeah. Nice guy. Nice guy. Jack, real quick. Sean Moore, self-imposed two game penalty suspension. And then also your president left. Is this is this weird to you?

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All right, that's our Michigan man, Jack. All right, good show, boys. No, Max isn't back until Monday, Sunday. What has he been doing in Hawaii? Tweeting at us. He misses us so much.

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They were running everywhere. So much more energy. And God damn it. The Timberwolves could not hit a shot. That was atrocious to watch.

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There's one other thing that Howie did, Max. I don't know if you saw that quote. You see his quote about winning Super Bowls?

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It's pretty good. He said the first one is almost like having sex for the first time. You're just so happy you had sex. It's not even the quality of it. The second time, it's like I can almost have fun and enjoy this. I like that.

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You want your boys to get laid. Correct. Imagine losing your virginity to Nick Foles. That would hurt. That would be bad. That would be bad. He probably didn't even enjoy that Super Bowl at all. That would hurt a lot.

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Tamper away. Also, Devontae Adams got released. Yes. So he will probably co-attend whatever job interview that Aaron Rodgers goes on, like in Step Brothers. Yeah. That's probably ski vacation.

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You think he'd want to play in Las Vegas? I can't see him in a Raiders uniform.

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Yeah. Did they reach out to Howie, or did they reach out to AJ?

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Yeah, did you get aggregated, Hank? No, the Patriots want him. Every team should want AJ Brown.

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I don't think that's what happened. So then why would they call the Eagles to see if he's available? You got aggregated.

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Do you see that release? The Texans? I think it was against the Texans. He did a little sidestep at the line of scrimmage, broke a guy's ankles.

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Oh, okay. That's not bad. That's very generous. He wasn't the most disappointing missing piece.

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Sam Darnold will not be franchise tagged. Yes, so situation's fluid. It's very fluid. I guess he could go back to Minnesota at this point. Yeah. Or he could be a giant. He could be a giant.

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Devontae Adams is going to be a giant as well. I think I would like to see Sam back in New York.

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Yeah, it is sad. Woody Page must have run out of shit to put on his blackboard. That's the only excuse I can think.

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Don't know. No follow-up? I think they announced that they were going to get rid of it a while ago, but now they have a date. Got it. That they put on it. So, I mean... You can't get rid of a sports program like that during football season. No. But late May. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. People won't. They're not going to realize it's gone until August. And then they'll be like, wait, I need to hear people scream at each other.

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Yeah. And I think that's what made the early around the horn so great, too, was the panelists that they'd have on. They had those relationships and they would get like pissed off at each other. They'd yell at each other.

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And it was great. And they figured out. They figured out. Yeah. Mariotti was the goat. They figured out a way to to make talking to each other about sports a sport.

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I feel like it would be a better comparison if Travis Hunter was a cornerback and a quarterback.

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Why? Well, we've seen it. It's a more specialized position. And we've seen guys do it.

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No, but I'm saying there's a lot of crossover between if you're playing corner, if you're playing wide receiver. There's a lot of the same skills that you would use for both of those. Shohei as a pitcher and then as a hitter, it's completely different.

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Some of these guys could do both. I think Sonny Ball led the league in touchdown passes, interceptions, and punting in a season.

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Travis Hunter doesn't have any gambling scandal connections to him?

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Yeah. I will say that he has to hit people. Yeah. On both sides. I will start...

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But that's just double the chance of getting injured. I think he's going to try to do it.

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Hank kind of bodied us. Also, counterpoint though, Hank. This is one thing I learned watching Around the Horn. You have to say the hardest thing to do in sports is hitting a baseball.

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You just said such is not right. Hank, who else has done it at Shohei's level ever?

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Yeah, I mean, the Heisman thing just crippled me. He got off to a hot start. We couldn't catch up.

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My hot seat is the Houston Rodeo. I think it was a Houston Rodeo. It was a rodeo that was happening right outside NRG Stadium. They were loading in for the rodeo to take place at NRG Stadium, and a bull got out and ran away. I think it might still be on the loose right now. We got a runaway bull in Houston.

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And according to the Texas Livestock Committee, they have a name for it when a bull escapes and gets out in the wild.

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No, it's not oh shit. Okay. It's called a Johnny Football. Oh. So we have a currently happening Johnny Football. We need to get the choppers in the air and chase this thing down. But this thing is just steamrolling people on the sidewalks of Houston. It's pretty great. Like there's a guy wearing a neon vest that steps in front to try to stop it.

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and the bull's just like, no, I don't care about your neon vest. He's like blowing a whistle at it. Bull doesn't care. Bull just goes through. Anyways, it's a cool video to watch, and it's rodeo season.

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My other hot seat is, I'm just going to say it, Blake's on my hot seat right now. Blake got put in time out at daycare again today. This has happened a couple times. He's grabbing dogs by the collar and walking them around. I love that. Alpha. I don't like that. I don't like that behavior from him. He's taking other dogs for a walk.

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Yeah, this is fun uncle encouragement behavior. We're going to have to have a talk when I get home because he can't be doing this shit.

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I... I get a call like once every, I'd say three weeks from his daycare. And when I see a pop up on my phone, I'm like, oh fuck, what do you do? Just the same as you would if you got a call from your kid's school being like, oh shit, he's in trouble right now. So I got the call, pick up. They're like, yeah, he's been walking other dogs around. They're not liking it, but he won't stop doing it.

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And we can't think of anything to do to make him stop. There's one thing that I've learned that I can do to make Blake stop doing whatever it is he's doing. And he like freezes and looks at me like, oh fuck, I'm in big trouble. And if I make this sound, it's... That sound, he fucking hates that sound.

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It helps you write new chapters and creates the meaningful story that you deserve to live. I've personally used therapy in the past as a tool to help me get through some times of loss and to also help me prioritize what was important in my life and help me focus on those and create a future that I was very happy in and very confident in. Therapy has been a great tool for me.

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I couldn't figure out why. And then it dawned on me. The only other time I've seen him give me that look is when he was laying on the couch one time and I farted on him. And he stood up and he stared at me. He was like, what the fuck was that, bro?

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I think he thinks that I'm farting every time I make that sound at him. So I'm just going to have to go home and either fart on him or just make that noise. Damn. He's in trouble, though. Blake, if you're listening, I still love you very much.

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No, Max, he doesn't get it. You don't get it. You don't get it.

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Yeah. When I get a call, I'm like, oh, something really bad happened to my dog. Yeah. And it's pretty bad. Yeah.

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My cool throne. Oh, sorry. Cool throne. Sorry. My cool throne. Pete Rose. Ah, because Pete Rose might get reinstated into baseball. Oh, now he is dead. But Rob Manfred is considering allowing him to be reinstated and therefore maybe putting him in the Hall of Fame.

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He got pardoned. And then I think a quote from Pete came out from before he died that said, after I die, they'll reinstate me at that point, which it makes it was a lifetime ban. Right. The operative word being life.

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He just like incrementally apologized for more and more things, but also said more lies about what he didn't do.

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You dropped it on Sunday, and then on Tuesday they're like, yeah, we're not doing it. I think somebody from HBO listened to the show and was like, everyone's going to be calling it Tardnox. Yeah. I think so, too. We can't have this.

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So are they going to try to get a professional team to do it, or are they going to just try to find another college team?

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I always thought so too. I think they have to do the regular hard knocks, but to do the off-season hard knocks, since it's like a new thing, they might just be like, no, fuck you. We don't want to do that. Yeah.

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Yeah. That was cool. Or you're watching it with somebody that isn't a big football fan, and you're like... I know what's going to happen after this. Yeah, right. They're setting you up for something.

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I'm good with Canada. I'm good with Canada. It seems like they put a retaliatory tariff on us. Oh, we're in a tariff off? We're in a tariff off, and I'm hearing that it might get resolved tomorrow. Okay. Shortest war ever. I don't want to hate Canada. No, I like Canada. I got no beef with Canada. I got no beef with the Canadian people.

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No, no. I'd say out of those five, I'm going to guess that two of them have just been me being horny.

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Yeah, is it disrespectful to women to go on their Instagram and say, I like this picture that you took and you uploaded?

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Come on, Max. Is it disrespectful to say, AJ Titties, I would drink your bath water?

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Well, she's back. She is back. And I am fascinated with her. The murdering part? I'm fascinated with her as a liar. Okay. She is like a top five liar of all time. Casey Anthony looks like Susan Boyle. Do you care? No. And the thing is, I don't know who Susan Boyle is. It's the American Idol singer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I mean, even if Casey Anthony looked like almost anybody besides Casey Anthony, we'd not care.

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He has two MVPs. Does not have a Heisman. But on this post, he might have just been liking the caption because the caption was, Fuck Kanye. Oh. Love to 2 Chainz.

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Beware the Ides of March? Beware the Ides of March. What is that? That's when Caesar got shanked.

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March 4th was yesterday, and that's the only day of the year that's a complete sentence.

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Yeah. Yeah. I feel like Brown and Holy Cross are two schools where like coaches know that's a great coaching school. Yes. What makes a great coaching school?

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Yes. Is what the Star Wars people say. Yes, it is. That's a fact. No, but yeah, season from hell for the Mavs. The worst. Sucks for Kyrie. I feel bad for him. I feel bad for Mavs fans. This has just been so shitty for you guys. Yeah. And now Anthony Davis, according to Shams, he and his representatives are huddling up right now. Oh, no.

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They're all going to figure out whether or not Anthony Davis is going to return this year.

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Toughness. Is that one word or two? It's two words. Situational. Phasmed. Yeah. Phasmed. Situational masters.

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I forgot A already. Attacking. Attacking. Fundamental. No, it's not fundamental.

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Fundamentally sound. Attacking. Situational masters. Situational masters. And tough.

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Wait, so let's do our situational. If you brought up Baker, I just want to see, like, do you feel bad making Baker have to meet another offensive coordinator? Bad?

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Well, I was thinking to the book that we use for everybody. Yes. It's pretty simple math. Yeah. End of game situation. You want to ask the which one? Two point one point.

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Yeah. It would be crazy to kick that field goal. Who's on the other side? It's actually the best quarterback in the history of the NFL.

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I feel like over the last 10 years especially, coaches have started to realize that it's smart. It's actually the correct thing to do to go four and fourth down more often. But is that a change that you noticed as you started coaching? Or the second you got into the coaching gig, it was like that was already the thought that was bubbling its way up to the NFL?

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Yeah, they're huddling to determine whether or not they're going to. I'll tell you what's going to happen if they decide for him to come back. He's going to have like a hamstring strain in game one. It's going to be planned out like the Bay of Pigs, and then it's going to be over just as fast. It's not a good situation for the Mavericks to be in.

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I think you're smart to hold off on it, wait until after your first win, and then maybe you hit the Duval and you hit it with a wink too at the same time.

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I think we also, I don't know how much you know about the storied history of the Jacksonville Jaguars, but we have a couple of things that we'd just like to inform you about so that you know what you're getting into and you have to learn the history of where you're working. Are you familiar with the kid that got his head stuck in the Jaguar statue?

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We interviewed him. He was pumped up one day. He was, I think, eight years old at the time. There's a giant jaguar statue outside the facility. He stuck his head in it. There was a little bit of blood. They called the fire department. I think they had to saw off one of the Jaguars' teeth.

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But Duke's good. Duke is good. Tony Romo. Yeah, that's good for them.

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And you're like, hey, just tapping in, making sure, letting you know I'm in town now. Blake, absolute best.

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Maybe you do Blake Bortles' night. And then any fan that shaves Blake Bortles' haircut into their head, they get free tickets to the game.

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So what was that? I assume that you had probably met him before. But as coach, what was that first meet and greet about like, hey, I'm going to unlock you?

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Pug nailed it. Pug absolutely nailed it. Listen, if you had Luka, you'd still be like, ah, this sucks. But yeah, maybe he'll be back next year. Probably not, but even so, we got Luka.

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Yeah. Also in Jacksonville history, are you familiar with the pool? The pool in the stadium. Yeah.

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You have a swimming pool in your stadium. You might be the only NFL team with a pool.

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Or how about this? How about you? You know, that die that you grow up hearing about that's in a pool where if you pee. Yeah. I don't think that exists, but a phenomenal idea. You put that in the pool until you start winning and then you take the guy out.

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Yeah. Would you ever get in trouble for, I don't know, calling too many shots or something when you're an offensive coordinator and you're in practice going up against the defense? Yeah. And the head coach has to dial you back and say, hey, we're both trying to learn here. Let's practice for both sides.

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That was the one thing that Dallas fans had for a long time. Even when the Cowboys weren't playing well, when Dak would get hurt, they'd be like, well, Luka's season coming up.

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Luka holds it all together. Now it's like, yeah, Kyrie, he's got another season left on his contract, I think, right? I imagine he'll opt into that after this injury. I have no idea how NBA contracts work, but I think he has one more year left. Yeah. Uh, so he'll be back next year.

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It was never anti-Bucs because Mike Evans is a stud and he's been a stud.

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Hopefully, maybe it just looked bad, but respected Kyrie for stepping up to the foul line while he was crying and then hitting the foul shot. Yes. That was kind of cool. It's kind of like when Kobe did it with his Achilles. Yeah. That's, that's the best thing that's happened to the Mavericks this year was Kyrie being able to hit those clutch free throws.

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You better hope that's not week two. Because Todd Bowles is coming.

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So since you grew up a Patriots fan, was Miles Jack down in the AFC championship game? Jaguars-Pats? Dude.

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Well, fandom is weak of. I have a question for you. Would you rather have your job or would you have a better job and $10 million? $10 million.

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That was to help pay for Anthony Davis' medical bills. Yes. Their insurance went up.

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Brutal. I feel bad for Mavs fans. What do you think are the worst seasons?

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happen. Yeah, hopefully you just hit the ground running. But if you forget how to use timeouts in Monday Night Football week one, we'll say... We'll just pretend it didn't happen. You gotta give this guy time.

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I was meeting with some of the Reese's people, and the first thing I said to them was, you guys probably don't need to advertise because Reese's peanut butter cups are that good. Everybody knows about them. They're the best. It is the best candy in the world. Best chocolate, best peanut butter. Reese's peanut butter cups are a winning part of the game day experience. Eat Reese's peanut butter cups.

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they are yeah what the fuck well i think you should just remind them like it was you're an all-star finalist it was the all-star game yeah it was an all-star so we said the second that we lost we were just like oh we don't care about the all-star yeah yeah that's exhibition you agree right like that was just the all-star break

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It is weird, though, because, yeah, you mentioned it, but you and Austin Matthews, especially like you go to Boston and now all of a sudden that Boston crowd is cheering for you. Was that a little bit surreal to be in that arena and feel? I mean, obviously you played in Boston before, but to have them like support guys that they normally just boo the shit out of. Was that kind of strange?

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You got a little mark on your face. Is that from Tom Wilson? That was, yeah.

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You had a fight and scored a goal. Yeah, respect. That was a good fight. Good scrap against Tom. He's a big dude. We like to ask all the NHL players that come on the show, what do you say to another guy when you're about to... How do you instigate the fight?

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It's almost like a romance for hockey guys. You just look each other in the eye and you know it's on. Time to lean into this. Yet, I noticed that you had a nice little takedown at the end. That's a good strategy to have. Like if you're in a fight, it's been going for a while, train some heavy blows, just try to land on top of the other guy. And then it's almost like you won the fight.

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yeah it's not good i would say this the white socks had a season from hell but that was just that was different that was almost by design and that also like gets to comical level where it's like holy shit how many games are they gonna lose yeah uh but yeah this is really bad browns 2024 browns 2016 browns 2024 what was that was the sean that was this year

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You guys, you guys are kind of similar in that you're both very, very skilled hockey players, but also very capable of handling yourselves in a fight. That feels like a new type of player, whereas back in the day, it was mostly like you have a goon and his job is to go out there. Like you're Paul Bissonnette in the world. You're going to step on the ice and you're going to fight somebody.

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Then you're going to go waddle to the penalty box. Nice day at the office. But now it's like guys like you and Tom Wilson are so valuable. But now that you're going into the playoff stretch where you have to be around, you have to like designate somebody else. Be like, I want to fight this guy, but I can't. Can you do that for me?

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It does, yeah. The Four Nations was awesome. I think it's going to generate a lot of interest in hockey, especially as the playoffs get closer in the NHL. I feel like the ratings should be up across the board for that. And now you're like, are you the face of hockey?

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So coming from a hockey family, and your hockey family, your hockey tree extends all across the NHL with all the guys that you're related to in various ways. But from that hockey family, were you told very early on the importance of the unwritten rules of hockey? I don't know if we... The unwritten rules? Because I remember you enforced one last year.

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So when you were growing up, was it always you were going to be in the NHL? That was the one thing that you knew?

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Oh, that's incredible. It's awesome. You've got cameras following you around now, right?

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That's such a crazy thing because, like, you can barely walk when you're 10. Oh, yeah. Just holding them along. I'm more than happy to do that.

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insane when you think about I'm pretty clear on LeBron he's he can be very frustrating and funny sometimes very funny he can be unintentionally hilarious he's one of if not the best basketball player of all time he's done a great job in terms of being in the public eye since he was what 16 years old yes and not having any major scandals not having anything like derail his career that's hard to do I don't I don't know how he's done it but he's done a great job of it I think you could actually make the case that LeBron James

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This late in the season, is this the grind? Obviously, you would get a nice little energy boost for the playoffs, but right now I feel like this is the time of year where everyone's banged up. It's been long. You barely got a break at all. Is this like a part of the year where you're just like kind of just going day to day? Got to get through this.

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I definitely would have tried to trick you into touching it. Oh, 100%. Yeah.

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Yeah, Rocky would be solid. Yeah. Yeah. I like tricking yourself into thinking that you're underdogs, though. That works a lot. The Patriots did that for years, where Belichick's like, nobody believes you. Nick Saban does that, or he did that at Alabama. He's like, nobody thinks you can win. It's like, well, you have the number one recruiting class ever in the history of football.

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Put that chip on your shoulder. You can get it. Not specifically for Vegas, but is there any other place that you play that's just harder to score goals in? Like in college basketball, some places are way harder to score in. Does that carry over to

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He is top two basketball player of all time. Yep. He might be a better dad than basketball player.

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Zamboni drivers in Canada are probably better. Oh, yeah. They've probably been driving those things since they were kids.

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The fact that he got his son drafted. Yeah, that's facts. He might actually be one of the best dads. It's like him and God. Yeah. I guess depending on which testament God you're looking at.

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I wouldn't step off the ice. Yeah, I would never come off. I care that much about the game.

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Like... lebron plays 44 minutes travis hunter plays 110 snaps a game yeah which is very impressive right that's very impressive yeah heisman you just i just don't think he could play like a full game like with the speed that it's at lebron probably could yeah and he gained weight while he did it what if you did what overtime should just be no shift changes

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You get hit with a puck in between the skate and down on your leg. Is that the worst place to get hit?

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Right, right. But that's the most insane thing to me about hockey is until, what, maybe 50 years ago, 40 years ago, goalies didn't all wear masks.

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Yeah, flow looked good. You get a couple nice scars. Not like bad scars, but a couple scars on your face. Then everyone sees you for the rest of your life. You're like, that guy played hockey.

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This is a very important question for you. How much chicken parm do you eat in a normal, I guess, we'll go with a month.

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Have you had chicken parm and you're like, that's a good chicken parm. I'm going to play well tonight.

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What are the best chicken parm cities? DC was good yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. They've got a good one. Yeah. You got to do a review.

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It was great. It was so awesome. Was there any talk about doing that again for the finals?

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We watched the game with a Canadian, Oldie, and he is the definition of a beauty. And he was talking shit to us the entire game just about how bad the ice is in America because he drives the Zamboni up in Canada. He's like, that's bad ice. Bad job by the Zamboni guy. Have you seen Oldie? Have you seen this guy? Nash's buddy?

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Because we're ready to go at him. We're like, you want to go? You want to go older? He didn't want it.

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That would have been crazy. Do you guys think you've ever done 50,000 of anything in your life? Bets? Probably. You think you've made 50,000 bets? I don't know. Maybe. Sunflower seeds. You think, yeah, all those years playing baseball for you? Yeah. Let me think about this.

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I had one last thing, actually. I forgot to ask you this. Your teammate, Shane Pinto, He was asked about you, and they said, what's the most Kachuk thing about Brady Kachuk? And he said, you mean, what's the raddiest thing about him? Was that a compliment? Pence. Oh, Pence.

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So the way that he explained it, he said that you stir the pot, but off the ice, you're super nice. But then once the game starts, you kind of switch into a different mode, like ratty kachok. So do you actually feel that? Like puck drop, your personality changes? Yeah.

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I got to work my way up to that. The eight's rookie numbers. Hank, what do you use? For what flavor? Ah, espresso breakers. Lucy has brought to you espresso breakers. Yeah, it's good. Good choice. Each breakers pouch contains a hydration capsule you crack open with your teeth before tossing it in your lip.

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It's probably in the multiple thousands a year. Yeah, I just don't know if I've done anything 50,000 times. Piss, bets, eat. No, I was going to say eat ice cream. Probably not. That's a lot of ice cream. 50,000 meals? 50,000 meals sounds right. So 900 to 1,000.

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I'm just thinking through the tallest people that we've had on the show. Yeah, Wendy. Wendy's got handles. Adam Sandler. For sure. Sandler. Sandler, great call.

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No, but I think we should actually do all professional wrestlers, and we'll just beat the fuck out of everybody.

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You think he'd dribble? Yeah. He just spends enough time around the game. I think he could... Yeah. What about Rothstein? Has he ever taken a jump shot? I don't think so.

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Rosillo the three or Rosillo the four? Rosillo would... If we talked to Rosillo about if he wanted to be a three or a four, he would have like an hour-long answer.

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Ooh, good question. That was in Barstool Gold back in the day. We wanted to do some different shows that weren't sports-related, something different for the people out there. We had a professional cuddler come on the show and tell us about her job. We had a marine biologist come on the show, and we wanted to do a board game type thing, and we thought D&D might be good.

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Yeah, and it's, I mean, one of the best relationships we've made. And credit to our guest booker who just, we told her, go out, find a D&D. Shout out Jordan.

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Yeah, it's actually... We're two. Yeah. Because the show started on Leap Day. Yeah, we're not good with... So I was right.

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You try to take those. Yeah, I mean, that's a very astute question. We never have any overlap, and we always hit all the main points in the sporting calendar. No, yeah, we have, I think it's like a 45-minute. It used to be an hour long, but now it's a 45-minute production meeting four hours before each show. Script the whole thing. And then we plot it out. We use Post-it notes, color-coded.

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No, the start of the show, when we did for the first two, maybe three years, it was every topic at the start. So the main sports talk at the start. And then we would do segments after the interview. And the segments would be like Hot Seat, Cool Throne was one of them. Hurt or Injured would be another one. PR 101. I'm trying to remember the other ones that we had.

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Mike Wilbon's name drop of the week. He played golf with Obama, not to brag. That was another one. But we would go through whatever happened in the sports and fit them into one of those segments. And then the show kind of evolved from there.

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Well, the thing is... Let's answer the second part first. Yeah, the thing is, what is the thing? Are you scared? Scared?

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Mallard, if you're listening, let's get this set up. And we can say now, we were going to do it with the University of Tennessee.

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Max is going to get shelled by them. They were in on it, but then because of the weather in Knoxville, we couldn't find a day that worked. And then he broke his foot.

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Nah Nah they're too big 50,000 is so much Yeah you gotta have something small Yeah I've probably played 50,000 notes on the guitar I've taken 50,000 steps Yeah 50,000 steps There you go That's huge I've not thought about Michael Sam 50,000 times That's also huge I'm probably leading all time record for that Yeah 50,000 minutes podcasted Yes, we have to have hit that.

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Yeah, but minutes is different. It's like minutes spent doing something as opposed to doing the actual task. We couldn't say 50,000 pods. Also, is our 500th show coming up soon? Yeah, I think so. I think it's this one.

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I've never seen you storm out. Would you try to fist fight the person who got three?

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Okay. I think he would punch the person closest to him. Who's that person? It's Max. Punch Max. That's Max. Okay. All right.

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Yeah, are running backs overvalued in the NFL now? They might be. I don't think I'd ever pay a running back. I don't know. What was the deals of his term, the terms of his deal? It was two years, $41 million, I believe. Okay, that's pretty good. It put it over $20 million. No running back has ever been paid that much.

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I think there's, what, at least a dozen, maybe two dozen receivers who make that much money. Good for him. But good for him. Happy for Saquon. He deserves it. It goes back to him and Derrick Henry. They are worth that much money to be a piece on a good team.

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But they are not worth that much money. If you're a bad team, paying them that much doesn't make sense. Yes. But it is better to pay him that much money than it is to pay a quarterback who's not very good a lot of money.

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miles garrett i this is bad podcasting i stopped my sentence midway just so i could do the the fingers yeah max we were getting to a little uh debate over the weekend and on on monday's show about how i was maybe overreacting to the commanders getting miles garrett but now it's more even between the eagles and the commanders now actually the browns have retaken the lead on that

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We're not giving him up. Listen, Howie is always cooking something. He's got something cooking. It must be fun to be an Eagles fan because you get to see any possible free agent or any possible trade and be like, that seems like a Howie deal. Yeah. How he's working the phones.

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I think we educated him also on the history of the Jacksonville Jaguars, some things he did not know.

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I would. Sure. Figure it out. You could just pay everyone. If he doesn't get a new deal and he goes into the second year in a row on the franchise tag, which is still a lot of money. But it's still bullshit. It's not guaranteed. There's nothing in the future. I guess this one year is guaranteed, but there's nothing past that.

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What's the over-under for amount of weeks that he plays before he has an injury that they can't figure out how severe it is? Can it be negative? Would you put it at half a week?

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Yeah, I think if the Mavericks win the NBA title this year, that would be awesome. And then if the Lakers won the NBA championship, like, for the three years after that, that would be very funny.

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Yeah, so $15 million. I thought his house would be more expensive than that. You think so? It's cheaper in Dallas. Also, I don't know. Yeah, what are mansions like in Dallas, Hank? They're nice. There's a lot of them, yeah. Better price for them, yeah. Hot tubs. Yeah, no, the drywall work is shoddy, to say the least. Oil. Oil. Oil. Good point, Max. Yeah, great job, Max.

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It also could be trying to get a favor from LA.

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The casino. We'll try that. The casino that the Mavericks owner wants to build. Yeah.

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So the casino conspiracy is that the owner of the Mavericks wants very badly to build a casino in Texas. Right. Like at the site of the Mavericks.

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OK, so I want to hear yours. All right. All right. So so he wants he's on the record. He's lobbying in the Texas state legislature, which means it meets for six months once every two years. They do all their work in those six months and then they just they just go away and they don't do anything for a while. So if you want to get anything done in Texas... Hank wants to be a legislator so bad.

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You should work in the Texas state legislature, Hank. I'm down. Work on that. Are they on Indeed? Step number one, get established residency in Texas. Easy. You know any houses that you could live in. He's already got his print in there, yeah. All right. So, yeah, big footprint for Hank in Texas already. They do all their work in six months and they go away and they fuck off for a while.

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The owner of the Mavericks has been lobbying to get this casino built and to lobby for like legalized sports gaming and for gambling in Texas. The legislature is like, yeah, fuck it. We don't really feel like doing that because we might lose some votes. So we're not going to do the whole gambling thing. That pissed off the owner of the Mavericks.

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Now the conspiracy is the Mavericks owner wants to send a good player to L.A. to get on the good side of the Lakers because they're like the most powerful voice in the NBA. So in a couple years, he could threaten to move the Mavericks to Las Vegas where they have legalized gambling.

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Yeah, no, that's pretty much the same thing. But it's like the NFL used to do this until there was a team in Vegas. It was always great having Las Vegas without a team because any owner, anytime they wanted money from, you know, when the billionaires, they don't want to pay for their own fucking stadiums. You can bleep that out. They would say, yeah, well, we could maybe move to Las Vegas.

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And then the local community would be like, yeah, I guess we have to give you all the money for our schools.

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Like you said, the L.A. thing. Which, in fairness, would you rather have a good school system or a winning football team?

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You can trick them. Kids can root for football.

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Yeah, just give them YouTube. They can learn football math. Yeah. Just log them into X.com. The better your football team is, the more numbers they learn.

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Was it his brother or was it just a friend? I'll say it. Professional poker player. I'll say it.

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That's crazy. And then if you hit a couple bets, then your friend tells people, like, hey, look at all these bets I hit. That's insane.

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But that account did bet on baseball games that he was reffing. Correct.

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I used to think they were all fat, because they wore the chest protectors. I think they used to be fatter back in the day. They did.

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Was he the umpire for any significant games? I did not say in the article that I read. We got to go back and check that out.

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Yeah. We did all kind of stop talking about the Ipe Shohei thing.

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Ipe's in jail, I think. Yeah, Ipe, he begged for leniency. I don't know. Justice for Ipe, maybe.

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Has there ever been more of a blowout, subjective loss? It's insane. That the Kendrick Drake thing turned into? Obviously, art is entirely in the eye of the beholder, and different people can have differing opinions. But in this one thing where people can interpret it any way they see fit, this is as big of a blowout as you'll ever see.

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And you made this song in two minutes. And here's the Super Bowl, too. Yeah.

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Yeah. It was like a 9-0 soccer victory, and three of them were own goals.

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Disappear. I think Drake needs to sue everyone that's listened to the song.

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He's going to hand the fuck out of the ball on Sunday. And throw the football.

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Love him. The Packers president said he hopes that it gets banned.

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Oh, interesting. Embrace debate. Who? Jalen Hurts. We don't have a lot of relief pitcher goatees like we used to. No. That was like it was part of the uniform code back in the 90s. Goatees are hard to pull off. They really are.

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If you don't like to tush-push, don't let him get in tush-push situations. Or keep breaking the rules until the referees threaten you with a touchdown. That's what winners do.

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Okay, your hot seat cool thrown? My hot seat is the birds. Birds are on the hot seat. Ducks? Yeah, because like 300 dead birds washed up ashore. Don't worry about it. Of Lake Michigan. In Chicago. They said it's bird flu, maybe. Oh, no.

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Carson Wentz just hanging out. Do you think he just shot all of them? I don't know. That seems like a lot of dead ducks.

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You're insane. Max has gone crazy right now. Oh, my God. That would actually be unbelievable.

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Yeah. What if they roll that little freak out there and he just drops 300 yards on you?

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OJ? Nah. That's not a sports story. That's crime. It's kind of a sports story. He was athletic and fast. He's a football player. NASCAR, maybe.

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Yeah, Max, that would be awesome. Now that's what I hope happens.

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My cool throne is litigation because Pat Riley has struck a deal with the NFL. So the term three-peat is trademarked by Pat Riley. Okay.

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from back when the lakers did it and anytime a team wants to use the term three pete they got to pay pat royalties and uh the chiefs as we know they didn't get a three pete by the way he got it when they had two and they were going for their third and lost the pistons Yeah. So, but he did trademark it. So yeah, Hank, it is sick that anytime somebody uses that officially, it's crazy.

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You got to kick up to the big man, Pat Riley. So the chiefs obviously on the precipice of an unprecedented three Pete in the NFL, and they struck a deal with the NFL that they can put it on merchandise. The term three Pete, if the chiefs win, does that make you do the fingers max? The NFL seems like they wouldn't do this if they didn't already know that chiefs were going to win.

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I'm worried about winning. And also a little bit about Carson Wentz.

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My other cool turn is style because I just downloaded the Timu app. And you can just buy anything on there. It all costs like $12. And so I'm just going to load up on the highest fashion since ever.

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Yeah, but they got – It sounds like you. It sounds like the PFT of old. They got high fashion haute couture on Timu.

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designer brands i'm just gonna order what designers i don't know the gap no they're not dude you don't know about timu i'm gonna get i'm gonna be so swaggy when i get back from vacation i'm gonna look like a new man new clothes sean john yeah whatever echo unlimited sweatshirt growing up echo unlimited get some uh yeah some like what was diddy's

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I actually don't hate it at all. I love it. I love it. Yeah, so is collusion even illegal? I don't know. Is it? Who's going to enforce it?

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The most ambitious crossover event of all time. Syracuse, Pitt. Who else?

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Sorry. But in reality, if you were to take the all-star teams from those schools and put them together on one team, I still don't think that they're going to get the national championship.

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I'm not a history buff. So maybe you guys can help me. Did slaves get paid?

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I think what he was trying to say is that it sucks to get traded.

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And there's also a thing, if you're good enough, you can get a no-trade clause where you can control where you're going.

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Yeah. I mean, it's a fair point to be like, yeah, it personally kind of sucks when you get traded.

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Did you see it? Well, I saw a couple questions. There was one reporter that asked him, like, back-to-back questions. Taylor Swift questions. He was like, back to back, that's nuts. That's crazy.

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That's got to be real kick in the dick when you're like, I'd like to bet on myself. And then the casino tells you, yeah, it turns out you suck. Oh, shit. You bet on yourself? Oh, you're a loser.

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I'm a little bit concerned about him. You didn't let me finish.

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Hank has done thousands of podcasts with deep red eyes.

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Caleb Martin and the Mavs. We're actually making me feel better. Yeah, he is. Are you a cool drone? If you get a call from Nico right now, though, if you're a GM, you're so excited to pick up that call. Yeah, that's true. That would be the best time for Nico to get a great trade-off. Yeah. Because everyone thinks he's a fucking moron.

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Lane Johnson and then Jameis Winston. One very funny thing on the set, I don't know if you guys noticed this, but they made a license plate for part of my take in Louisiana. It just says PMT Licks. back there, because it's the Roman numeral.

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The NFL released, I think at the NFL Ref Association, I'm pretty sure they have like a union. They released a statement saying they take an enormous amount of umbrage at all the accusations that they've been favoring the Chiefs. Yes.

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Screaming at Jalen Hurts again. Yeah. How much you love him. Yeah. How much you love him.

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Yeah. That's got to feel pretty good. Oh, yeah. First play from scrimmage in the NFC Championship game. It's like, okay, yeah, we're going to do this. We're going to roll on.

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Your offensive line in that game, it was – It was impressive to watch. Like, you guys are some tough motherfuckers.

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Yeah. I mean, the way that Cam was playing, the way that Landon Dickerson was playing, especially after getting injured in that first half, like, you guys left it all on the field. It was impressive.

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Yeah, I feel like if you have two injuries, your body only really focuses on one at a time. Right? Like it's hard to feel pain in two places. I took it one day at a time. I promise.

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What if you. No matter what. What if you get Super Bowl MVP?

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Saquon gets 250 yards, but you have like seven pancakes on all those runs. You just dominate people. Offensive lineman, MVP. That would be fun to see.

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Yeah, and to get – how many yards did he finish up with this year?

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And it's cool that he got it in 16 games too. So you can say like, hey, you can stack this up. This is an incredible season. Didn't they really just mess with the record book holders at this extra game?

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Yeah. Yeah. That's when you got to get out. They announced it.

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they announced the super bowl dates today and in 2027 i think it's going to be in la and it's going to be on president's day weekend oh which means probably 18 games at that point yeah they were scheming they're scheming they care about player safety though yeah player safety first and foremost number one hey i do have to wear that the mushroom uh the guardian cap over uh whenever i'm in practice but in games i'm good does that help

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Maybe in practice it reduces some of the, like, small hits that add up.

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Yeah. So if you were to compare this Eagles team to the other two Eagles Super Bowl teams, who wins? Like this team against the Nick Foles team. Good question. Thank you.

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I remember, was it week one against the Ravens, the Chiefs? They were calling a lot of those false starts on the Ravens on the tackles. And it was mine and Jawan Taylor's fault for all this. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Do you think that the refs are going to be out to get you?

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If it was NFL players playing, I would watch that. I like where Hank's head's at though. Maybe instead of a league where they hit harder, a league where everyone has weapons. Like you actually have a baseball bat as a linebacker.

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You're like Big Dom on the sideline just looking at the refs. I'll take care of a lot of that stuff.

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Max Week. It's Max Week. Birth Week. My body is probably two-thirds gumbo. Love that. Just swollen. We're feeling good. Yeah. We're sitting in New Orleans right now. What could be better than this?

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I feel like Baldy watches more film than most coaches.

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That's perfectly said. Coming up with nicknames for guys. With the Saquon Hurdle, did you go up to him the first time you saw it on the video board? Were you like, dude, you just fucking jumped over that guy backwards?

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There are some NFL analysts out there that said that Saquon was not a top-tier running back going into the season. What would you say to those people?

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So now he's got 2,000 or 3,000 yards. Yeah. This is also the same analyst that said that the tush push should be banned. Yes. And that he hopes that Jalen Hurts gets injured doing the tush push.

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So when Frankie Luva was jumping over and he was doing it a couple times, what was he saying after he would land it?

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Yeah, if the refs had said we want to award you guys a touchdown, would you have done the honorable thing and say we decline? We'd like to settle this on the field like men?

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Okay, yeah, maybe if you do the same penalty like four times in a row, we'll give you the first down at this point.

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Yeah. I think we asked you this last time before the Super Bowl.

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But typically on the sideline, what's in that cooler?

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Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, Big Cap brought up all those great stats about you and your illustrious career.

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Does the guy, he must get a lot of texts for Lane.

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Send him a picture of Lane. Yeah, I will. I'll send him a picture. Hey, having a lot of fun talking to you right now, Lane.

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Lane Johnson is a much better name for an offensive lineman.

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And he's still mad. So when Big Cat's Computer released those power rankings, you were actually mad, though. Like, super ass is not good.

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1865 until 2021. We didn't have end racism painted in end zones. And then 2021, we decided, let's do something. Yeah. Let's fix this. And we fucking painted that shit in end zones. And we did. And we put on the backs of helmets. And now racism's dead. Done. See a racism.

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That's crazy. Well, if you're in the media, you should want guys like that. Yeah.

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If I was a rookie and won a Super Bowl, see ya.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So coming into this year, after being super ass last year, when did you realize that you were no longer super ass?

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Yeah. I went back and looked at some of the stats because we always talk about Dan Campbell as being like the fourth down guy or Dan Quinn too sometimes. It's like the Dans are known for being super aggressive on fourth down. But your coach, Nick Sirianni, is right up there with anybody. And he actually, if you look at when he goes for it, I think he's secretly a nerd.

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I think he knows, like, he's got the analytics. He knows the numbers and percentages. So, like, does he communicate that to you? Like, here are the exact scenarios where we're going to end up going for it.

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But yeah. And you can also do the tush push twice in a row if it's like third and five.

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Yeah. Do you think you could go up and down the entire field just tush-pushing? Like, if you had to. If you had to, right? Let's say A.J., like, he dropped the book on his foot.

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I thought the pauses were good. He's like, we got the better trenches.

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He didn't know cameras were rolling or anything. I wonder where he got the hand gestures from.

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Yeah, so that you can get better at hating when you get back. Yeah, timeout to hate. That's what Hank does.

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I used to have that number. I'm going to come back for it one day.

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My guys are a little bit winded. We need to call a timeout. They're going to go out there, and they're going to be really fucking nasty.

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I love that. I like calling them a mountain. Stands the test of time. Mountains don't go anywhere. Yeah. Have you seen what they've done in China? I'm joking. I'm joking.

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I fucking hate how much I love the Eagles. You guys are great. I have to hate you, but you and Big Dom make it very difficult. Yeah, Big Dom. He's got to get in this chair.

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Yeah. He's got a stack of cannolis in his office?

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He said 131 tracksuits. He's got formal ones.

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How about a Beastmode? Eastmode. He got rid of the B and the O. So he's just Eastmode. The scissor lift reminds me of, did you ever see the injury cart that Marshawn drove around? Yep. Ghost Ride the Whip. Classic. Yeah, he was in college. They won that game. He celebrated. He hopped on the injury cart. Took it for a little spin across the field, fast and the furious. So check it out.

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I'm trying to eat 15 gumbos in the time that I'm here. So I've already had one. We're leaving on Friday or Saturday. So I'm trying to figure out the best places to go. So if you've got any recommendations, lay them on us because I love gumbo.

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I'll eat at a grandma's house. If there's any AWLs that have a grandma that actually will sit down, make the room.

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So, yeah, we're very excited for you because this is a great thing, I think, that Fox is doing is bringing Jameis Winston on. So you're going to take people around, show them some food and things like that. What other stuff are you going to do this week? How are they going to be using you?

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I would say he's probably in his prime right now.

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But the crazy, he had, what, 14 sacks this year? Yeah. And he had it on a team that stunk offensively? No, he's still very, very good. So it's not like he was on the field in a lot of, like, you know, late-game pass rush situations. Yeah. He's still got 14 sacks. I think he's, like, in his prime solidly right now. Who is he going to go to? I think he might be, that boy might be Kami. Yeah?

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Maybe he just makes you better at tackling. So when you do throw an interception, you knock the guy out. He doesn't score. You're like, I should have specified, Lord. I'm sorry. Bro, I'm tired of tackling.

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So like- For the record, James, we'll talk to you whenever.

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Yeah. Yeah. That Thursday night game that Big Cap brought up in the snow, that was a lot of fun to watch too. And seeing, it was, I forget, was it Tracy Wolfson? it was somebody that was interviewing you in the pregame and they start talking to you about the snow and you were locked in very serious.

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I think so. I think so. You don't want that, Max. Oh, we're talking about next year? Yeah, talking about next year. Got it.

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And then all of a sudden it's like something hit you and you just got this big smile and you started looking around at the snow and it's like you got transformed and turned into, um, I don't know if it just took you to a different place mentally where it woke you up, but watching you just embrace that environment on that Thursday night and go out there and play an excellent game of football was so much fun for America to watch.

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So you'd never played in the snow before in your entire life?

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Yeah, but no, but a couple minutes ago you were saying that he might be a bird.

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It was great. It was so cold your helmet exploded. Yeah.

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Where do you think Miles Garrett's going to end up?

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That was way easier than I thought it would be. Yeah, I think it would make sense for the guy. It would make sense for the Commanders. It would make sense for the Bills.

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Yeah, he can be a big, big fill for those holes. That man can fill the hole. I've seen him in the sweatpants.

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Visualizing it. We'll record the entire season.

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Yeah, I don't know the name of the brand, but they found him at Louisiana. They were trying to sell their technology to any school that wanted it. And LSU was like, yeah, we want this. So I don't know if it's like an exclusive thing that he gets. I don't know what it is, but it seems like it's a great idea. You get all those reps in.

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I would love to see what kind of training exercises you can come up with while wearing the virtual reality helmet too.

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Yeah, if you're a German VR company listening to this right now, you have a potential client here in James Winston that we would like to see.

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We were talking to Andrew Luck earlier today, and he had very nice things to say about you. And he asked us to ask you about how close you were to going to Stanford.

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Well, no, it was the team decided to trade him. Yeah, yeah, and he announced it. And so he was like, they've decided to move on from me. Right. I'm letting you guys know. It's not my call. It's your call.

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So, yeah, I was looking at his numbers too. He obviously had that great 2021 season, one of the best seasons of any wide receiver of all time. Since then, hasn't really been a top-tier wide receiver.

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When does that happen in the NFL? When do teams start to reach out to you?

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So I'll just say some cities. I think we might have done this last time. But just cities, random cities, and you tell me what you think about each city. New York City. Or I guess northern New Jersey, but really New York City.

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The Big Apple. Yeah. Is it big? Is it giant? Is it the Giant Apple?

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What about Pittsburgh? I know they were kind of a rival city to Cleveland, but what about Pittsburgh? What's your vibe there?

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Yeah, so I don't know how that's going to work out. I mean, I think he's still pretty good. Commie? He could be a commie. Yeah, fuck it. Spread the love around. Spread the wealth around.

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Maybe Patriot. Maybe Patriot, yeah. Well, Belichick's not the coach anymore. He would get Cooper Cup in a second.

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You would make so much money from CMT if you were in Nashville.

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You would be a correspondent. Yeah. Yeah, immediately.

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You might be Shohei except better. Like if he was also a great football player.

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Yeah. Yeah. What about, what about right here? New Orleans. Got a house here.

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Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's true. That's true.

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It sucks if you're a Browns fan because it does tie into the Deshaun Watson trade. Yep. Everything they gave up for that guy, and it was as bad a move as you could ever make.

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Do you visualize where you're going to be next at your next stop in life? Like do you sit down, close your eyes, and let the vision come to you?

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Yeah. I don't know what the Browns do. Ask Mason Rudolph about that. Yeah. I don't know how that works out, but I feel like two first-round picks – That seems like a fair deal for Miles Garrett.

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And then in turn, you don't want to let them down. Because you know that they have this deep belief in you. And you're like, I got to prove them right, if anything, you know?

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Yeah, two first-round picks seems like a good deal. I would love for him to be a commander. I would absolutely love that. I want Miles Garrett so bad. Okay, so sign up. Come to D.C. Miles, I know you're listening to the show. Come on, Miles. Appreciate you. Don't listen to your boy Chris Long. He's going to feed you a bunch of nonsense about the birds. Don't listen to him. He's high. He's stoned.

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You impacted Big Cat and myself when we did those drills with you. Keep the ball high. I think about that all the time.

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Yeah, yeah. So what are you doing? You got any new workouts that you've been working on?

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How often do you work out? Do you work out like five days a week?

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Everybody, all my family know who I'm talking about.

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He's not making any sense. He's a limp. I'm clear-minded, of sound body and mind, sober. Miles, come to D.C. We'll treat you so good, buddy.

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Did you hear about the guy that wouldn't eat the dog poop? He what? This is where me and Big Cat lost faith in Florida State. He said he would eat poop If Florida State lost to Georgia Tech in Ireland.

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He deactivated. He left the internet. And then, yeah, just loss after loss kept piling up.

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Oh, man. We didn't ask you about this last time. We were, like, getting to know each other, and then after we got done with the interview, you said... I thought you were going to ask me about the crab legs. So we didn't do that last time. But I feel like now we have to. We've always had your back, by the way, on this. There's never been any judgment coming from us to the crab leg story.

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But if you want to speak on the crab leg story and educate people about the truth behind some of the misconceptions.

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You would have been living in crab legs. You think back to, like, Ohio State and the huge scandal, the massive scandal. It was the biggest story in sports at the time because some guys got tattoos, right? They got free tattoos for giving their jersey to somebody. And that was the only thing that we talked about for, like, three months. And if that happened now, it's, like, not –

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Nobody cares at all. Nobody would care. And the same thing I think with the crab leg, it's like, okay. By the way, there are worse things to be thrown at you for the course of your life than crab legs. Crab legs are delicious.

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So we hope you have a long, fruitful NFL career. We hope that you fulfill your dream of being a starting quarterback, winning a Super Bowl. Hope all that happens. But when the time comes to hang them up, I predict that you will have a massive podcast. Yeah, hopefully at Barstool Sports. Hopefully, yeah.

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But if not, we have to be invited on occasionally because we're going to need some shine from the Jameis Winston podcast. A lot of people, me and Big Cat are still out there.

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I think you've been watching film. You've been studying podcasts.

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He's like, whoops, we got the best trade ever. Do you think that Rob Palenka in those meetings, the thought occurred to him that maybe this is an episode of punk? Like, is this a hidden camera show? Like, I'm just going to try to play it cool.

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Did you say you met your wife at Fred Smoot's football camp?

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No, she was a camper. Oh, okay. Nice. So we are here for the Super Bowl. Max is, if you talk about like sweat equity that you put into a podcast, Max has been sweating this entire week. He's very nervous.

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Drake tried to sue everybody to make them not like us. Yeah. He's going to play that song, right?

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We keep rolling. I think that would have been amazing.

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I know the block would have been hot for sure.

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It's going to be a great performance. I kind of agree. I like to see a little bit of the local flavor wherever they're at. When it was in Los Angeles, that was incredible what they did there. It would have been cool, but also when Not Like Us drops, it's going to be the best. Yeah, people are going to love it.

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He got sick all over himself in the back of a cab.

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James Winston's brought to you by Truly. Let's get unruly, boys. Let's have an unruly boy winter. Crack me one of those Truly in Edelman's. Hand me a Truly a serving. Truly Unruly is the first high ABV hard seltzer that actually tastes good. Truly Unruly is a hard seltzer, breaks all the rules, drinks light, parties hard with 8% ABV. It hits hard, but it still tastes amazing.

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It's actually really, really good. And then you think 8%. Yeah, I think I'll have a Truly. Comes in four fresh flavors. Tropical Twist, Berry Blast, Citrus Crush, Strawberry Smash. That's my favorite. Strawberry Smash? Yep. I think I like the Berry Blast. Same. I think I like the Berry Blast, but the Strawberry Smash, also very good. It's the official hard seltzer. Pardon my take.

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Find Truly Unruly at a store near you or visit www.trulyhardseltzer.com. Love an ice cold Truly. Yes. Having a few ice cold Truly's here in New Orleans. Shout out Truly for supporting the boys. I'm very pumped.

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I like that. So what is that, another touchdown, missed extra point?

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Patrick Mahomes, zero awareness in the pocket.

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That's how bad this trade is. That's a good front office that knows how to take care of their fans.

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Did you read that article today? I think it was on MMQB about Italian culture and the Philadelphia Eagles. No, but it sounds like a good read.

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Did they mention Max? They did not mention Max, but they mentioned like four coaches on the team, how they all go to this one restaurant with this paisan that kisses them on the lips, sits them down. They yell at each other, but some people are like, oh, they're fighting. No, we're just Italian. This is how we communicate. Did they mention Big Dom? They did.

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Big Dom was featured heavily in this article. Max should have been mentioned. No. Big Dom's father, bricklayer. Love that. Blue collar.

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I'll have one page that's open to some league standings. Yeah, usually not the NFL, but I'll just have like the random NBA standings pulled up so I can remind myself. Oh, yeah. The Rockets are somehow good.

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That's smart. Yeah. So I'll have X.com, the everything app. And really, that's the only app that you need to have open at any time. It's still Twitter on my computer. Bleep that out. Okay. Don't say the T word. Yeah. I'll have the ads pulled up, and then I'll have a Google Doc that has links to the tweets and stories that I want to talk about.

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Or if it's like a Friday show, if it's a preview show. Oh, I'll put my notes in there. I'll have my stats that are pulled up. DraftKings odds.

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I also have Flight Tracker pulled up sometimes. Have to. Flight Simulator? No, not Flight Simulator, Flight Tracker. My laptop doesn't have the gaming power to process Flight Simulator.

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Yep. For a while, I was afraid that I had somehow gotten into a white supremacist flight simulator group. And that took some years off my life trying to think that through. Eventually, the guy named KKK made him change his name.

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Yeah, you got to hope he gets real fat. You don't want to root against Luka. You don't want to root against Luka. Nothing against Luka.

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I don't know if he left or if he changed his name. Yeah.

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That making a difference. I took a stand. Yeah. He might still be a white supremacist that is in my online flight community.

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He's just undercover right now. Yeah. But, yeah, that was a – I don't have that pulled up during the games. But you know that there's been that helicopter that's been flying real low this week? I think it was, like, flying over the yak yesterday or flying over – Brandon Walker was pissed off about it. But I've noticed it a few places.

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I looked it up. You know what this helicopter is? What? They call it a nuke sniffer. Oh. It's a radiation detection helicopter that's been traveling back and forth across the city of New Orleans every morning. Just chill out, man. It's scanning for nuclear. Would you rather not have that?

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Yeah. It's here. It's checking. I like that. Yeah, I like it too.

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Are you so woke and you're thinking that the helicopter is there to make us scared and make us think there might be a nuke?

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Just keep it moving, Hank. Yeah, just keep living, man. Keep it moving. If there's a nuke here, who cares?

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I think... Yeah. Yes. Everything is on the table, of course. Italian food. Your thoughts. Here's what you do. If the Eagles win, if the birds win, you need to reward those rats. And they are your new god right now. Party sub. If the... If the Eagles lose, you just got to get some cats. Yeah. And just let nature take its course. I don't think that you should kill the rats by hand.

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Massacre is an aggressive word for rat extermination.

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I am upset. Yeah, the Luka thing, the fact that Dalton Connect was even tossed out there and the Lakers were like, no, you know, including Dalton Connect, I think that kills the deal. And the Mavericks were like, oh, fuck, they're going to walk away. Yeah. Okay, I'll say yes. Luka is 6'6", by the way, and his listed weight is 230.

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Please take video and send it to us. That implies that you're using your hands. I don't think that you should use your hands.

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If you can catch the rat with your hand and choke it out. Yeah. Rats never tap.

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I think also if we got rid of Jason Kelsey, it eliminates competition in the podcast game.

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Wow. You think that Nick Foles would stand a better chance going toe-to-toe with Pirates than Big Dom would?

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You know Tom Brady didn't punt in that Super Bowl? That's crazy, huh? You just executed him.

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Defy all odds. That's a good FAQ. Nick Foles. That's a very frequently asked question. All right, last one.

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There's nothing that we can say to hurt him in that moment.

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Yeah, it'll be bad. I hope you win for your sake. No, you don't. You're right. You don't win at all.

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I mean, the one good part about the Eagles winning this would be Max just constantly shoving it in Hank's face all the time. That's fine.

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Brother in birds. Yeah, Max, if you lose, it'll definitely be bad. I think it'll be worse. You're underestimating how bad it's going to be. But if you win, you're going to do that thing where you get so happy that you're angry.

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It's going to be crying, screaming, but you'll be the happiest you've ever been in your life.

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It did seem that the GM, Nico, was, like, just trying to avoid doing more work this summer and next year. Yeah. you know, it's a hard conversation. Do you want to commit this much money to him? Didn't really feel like going through that discussion, so I just got him off my table.

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It's the Burt Kreischer with Kool-Aid, right?

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They just don't want to let the guy fucking live. You know, it's interesting. The double standard the media has, when LeBron James puts on nine pounds during an NBA game, we all talk about what a freak athlete he is. When Luka puts on nine pounds during a practice, it's like, oh, this guy's got a problem. This guy's got a weight problem.

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I don't like the slander on Luka. He did wear a fat guy outfit today. He had the button-up shirt and then the sweater over top of that. So the button-up was holding his physique in, and then the cardigan was covering it all up. It would be very funny if he just showed up day one for the Lakers and was in the best shape ever, like chiseled six-pack.

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Or you can get away with using him if you're going to throw the ball to your skill players that are much better than Michigan's skill players. So like Michigan, when they changed the tide because Harbaugh was like, we're going to beat you playing man football. We're going to just be tougher. We're going to shove you around. And it worked for him.

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Ohio State still has that advantage of having better skill position players. And now, especially, Michigan's not as tough as they were when Harbaugh was there. But when Ohio State tries to play Michigan's game, Michigan's still going to be able to beat them at that shitty brand of football.

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Yeah, they could. That's what would be so crazy about it. So, Brandon, the real reason why I had you on today's show was because... All right, here we come. Well, I mean, we've talked a lot about Ohio State, and it's probably painful. We have a lot of listeners that are Buckeyes that are going to be listening to this, and they feel down about themselves.

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They need some advice on how to handle it, how to get over it. You have lost a lot of rivalry games in your life. A ton. A ton.

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the egg it's actually not true since 1990 when the when the it went to campuses uh it's tied at 17 so it's uh you've lost 50 50 a lot recently not really so do you have any advice for ohio state students or or fans on you know what what the next you know couple weeks are gonna look like how you like to get over i'd like to point something out real quick and i don't like to say this a lot

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Yeah, they are. There's not a lot. So if you lose to Purdue, you write that off. It's a trap game. You overlooked an inferior opponent. It's not great, but we can get over it. But this is the one opponent that you're supposed to be thinking about all year long.

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I didn't say it was windy. I'm not saying that Will Howard's the best quarterback in college football. He's not. Well, he's not. But they could have at least tried to get the ball to their playmakers.

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He is the best athlete to root for of all time on not your team. What we saw on Monday night... 460 yards? It was historic. Historic. And I mean truly historic, not in the we love Jameis Winston, we're going to call everything historic type of way, which we will do. Yeah. It was literally historic. He had four touchdowns. He had three interceptions. Two pick sixes. Almost a third.

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Yes. I think that just doing it the regular way in a meaningful game, that would make by far the most sense. It was so annoying, too, to watch. There's no flow on offense for either team. You don't have any real drop. It's just like all or nothing on this one play.

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They're terrible. Okay, so if you have the ball on the two-yard line in a game, in the course of a normal game, what are you likely to do in that scenario? Run. You're likely to run the football. For some reason, in this overtime, coaches' brains get broken. Correct. And they think we have to pass the ball from the two-yard line. Correct. Can you explain that to me at all?

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You know what you have to do. Go that way. And then after the game, the post-game hug between Brent Key and Kirby Smart.

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If you count every yard that was gained by an NFL football player who received any of his passes, doesn't matter what uniform they're wearing. Yeah. He threw for 668 passing yards. I love it. That is the most of any quarterback in NFL history. Second is Vinny Testaverde. And I think he had quite a bit less than 668 combined passing yards.

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That's where we disagree. But also, you should preface this, you hate the Gamecocks.

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I think this is a fair point. I just wanted to preface it so that people knew you hate the Cox. Yeah, it was unbiased journalism.

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I think quarterback thing is like if they want a reason to keep you out and you have an impact player that's not going to play, they will use that as a reason, but they're not going to give you a benefit. I know, which is bullshit. Your quarterback was out for a game.

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One thing you did beat Tom Fornelli on was in the argument of whether or not the 12-team playoff is better. It's way better. It's so good. All these conversations we're having right now, we would not be having these at all.

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I don't like seeing the number three. If you're giving an at-large bid to a team with three losses, the problem with it this year is that you don't have that many teams to choose from.

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Yeah. So in the NFL, you got the divisions, yeah. And every winner of each division, they get in. Every conference champion gets in. But we have no tiebreaker system that's on a national scale for the at-large bids.

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You don't get to say that about Indiana because if you want to talk strength of schedule for Indiana, though, I believe that their strength of schedule is now better than Notre Dame. Fine. And Notre Dame has a way worse loss.

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What are you looking at, Max? It looks like Indiana. Where's Indiana on this list? Indiana was 65. Oh, they're 65. I thought they were in the 50s. Notre Dame was 57. Okay. So they're close. You also can't, we should say, you can't.

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I'm the opposite. I wake up in the morning a little bit daunted, like a hangover. But then as the day goes on, the world gets better.

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I shed my daunting. Yeah, so I want to give you the opportunity to talk about- Have you ever been daunted, Big Cat?

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Yeah. So, Brandon, I want to give you the opportunity to talk a little bit more about Ole Miss because Lane Kiffin is making a very powerful argument online. He's taking it upon himself to just kind of do all the marketing.

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It's going to matter if your buy is the week before as opposed to two weeks before, three weeks before. That's a big deal, too. Like, if you sit out the championship game, okay, that's a little bit different than sitting at a playoff.

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If I could men in black myself and remove those memories, I would do it. To now, they are must-see TV. And it sucks that they got flexed out of another primetime game because I want to see more primetime James. It would have been the Browns and the Bengals in primetime. That game, I guarantee you, that game is going to be just a fireworks display.

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So at their best, each team at their best, whose best is better than everyone else's?

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Yeah. And it's – yeah. I just want to say I wanted to revisit a conversation we had a while ago, Brandon. That's not fair. Or it might be fair. Yeah, it's fair. Okay. It happened. I have the exact date that it happened. Oh, boy. It was September 24th. Okay. Year of our Lord, 2024. Uh-huh. I said to you, I like Travis Hunter towing the Heisman Trophy. And you said, I would not make that bet.

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That is true. I did say that. You did say that. And you tried to talk me out of it. Big Cat talked me into it. Yeah, I made the bet in August. You daunted me a little bit in that moment. Stop saying that. No, I'm admitting, self-admitting. I got a little bit daunted after that conversation because I was saying with my chest, I was all in on Travis Hunter.

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Thank God Big Cat brought me back in on it. Yes, thank God. August, Brandon. I placed a bet in August. You said he wouldn't have the stats. Correct. Well, as a cornerback, Brandon, you're a smart guy. You know that stats aren't everything for a good cornerback. Brandon, let me tell you something. Wait, you're a cornerback? I don't know what he's saying. No, as a quarterback, they don't.

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He said as a quarterback, Brandon. Cornerback. The stats don't tell the story. They don't give out a lot of speeding tickets. That's also not what I said. They don't give out a lot of speeding tickets in Amish country. That's not what I said. That doesn't mean the roads are unsafe. That's not what I said. What did I say?

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You said he's not going to have the stats because there will be a quarterback that separates himself.

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Yeah, Jamis might break Norm Van Brocklin's record for most yards passing in the game.

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Yeah, there was a caller into Andy Staple's show that said that Travis Hunter is just good at stamina.

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I didn't get ugly until they got ugly. You go low, I go lower. I love that take, by the way. For the record, if you're going to be a hater, that's a great line.

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No, it's definitely why you don't have a vote. They have 870 people who vote on this. I have no idea. Do you think one day you will have a vote? No, I don't want to vote for these things. We should try to get one.

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I mean, he watches the most ball. If you call yourself a college football expert, you say that you love the sport. Wouldn't you want your voice as somebody who pays attention and knows what he's talking about?

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Also, yes. It's exciting. It's fun. Everybody, if you want to draw on the casual viewer. Yeah. Well, number one, give us a Simpsons game. Yeah. Or two, give us James Winston. I'm kind of excited for the Simpsons game. Oh, I've been excited. I'm pumped to see what they do with it. Like the Simpsons, that was my entire life growing up. Yeah. Yeah.

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How come when they do the Heisman pose, they don't actually do the pose?

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It's Berenstain Bears. It's like, yeah, the statue, both feet are on the ground. They're not doing the Heisman. They're doing the Howard.

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He also took pride in his players defending midfield. After the game, he tried to salvage a little bit of self-respect. He was like, I'm really proud of my guys for what they did right after the game was over.

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He is. And if he plays at his best, if this is like the new Niko that we're seeing, which we've said that before, by the way, but if he shows consistency, then yes, they can definitely beat anybody.

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They're going to be right in that flip-flop zone with probably Ohio State.

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It's college football expert Liam Blutman. Can you turn on his mic real quick? So there wasn't.

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Does Brandon have a vote? Brandon does have a vote. Okay, nice. He has not given his vote yet, though.

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You didn't submit the ballot. This is why you don't have a Heisman vote. No, it's not. You don't do the paperwork. I gave you a vote, and you eschewed it.

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All right, so we consulted the panel, very prestigious panel of current former fullbacks, and they submitted these names. These are the most common names, and then we will narrow them down and have a winner in due time. Max Bredesen, Michigan. Kanye Udo.

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It's a great name, Steve-O Klotz. Steve-O Klotz is great. That's what you think about when you think about a fullback. Gabe Fisher from Vandy. Eli Heidenreich from Navy. That's also a great name. Yeah. Great name. It means Argentina. Mm-hmm. Heidenreich. Mm-hmm. Tyler Crow from Boise State.

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And then the final nominee, this was actually from the AWLs. I allowed them to nominate somebody. And truthfully, I would have nominated this guy as well. Brock Lampe from Northern Illinois. Instrumental in their defeat of Notre Dame.

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So that's your list. Max Bredesen, Kanye Udo, Christian Moore, Steve O'Clotz, Gabe Fisher, Eli Heidenreich, Tyler Crowe, Blutman.

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And I think we do a good job of awarding them because we have, like, you know, professional fullbacks, people that take this seriously. He just showed me the North Dakota State fullback.

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That's a fullback. He's got the nice fullback tilt right there where he's not all the way hunched over, but he can still run your ass over. Yeah. I love that. Okay. Well, this has been fun. Boys. You know what I love about the college football playoffs? What? I just realized after having all these conversations, they've secretly turned us. They've tricked us into doing math.

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but just with names of schools. Like we're doing algebra, like probability, if this team beats this team. They made us learn a quadratic formula, a brand new one in like 12 months. Our critical thinking skills are off the charts right now.

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I also love seeing Jameis and Bo side-by-side when they were doing the Monday Night Football graphic where they had them stand in front of the camera, and they said, okay, just stand there and maybe twirl the ball. And Jameis put on a full-on improv comedy routine. Yeah. He's just the best. Yeah. He's a drug. Jameis Winston is a drug. That I want to be addicted to forever.

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It's like how your dumbest friend from high school was tricked into learning the metric system, buying and selling drugs.

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Like Nicky Smokes could do grams to ounces faster than Google Calendar.

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I'm sorry I called you Ellen DeGeneres. It's okay. You're not generous.

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Anyone that wants to be great. After everything he's done for the city, I think Boston can give him a pass.

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Yeah, showing up. You have to show up to be great. And I think, yeah, I think that star players can get away with doing that if they've got results, you know, if they've got pelts on the wall. Right. If they can say, I won a championship. There's no doubting my commitment to this team. Also, they lost Sunday.

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Yeah, and there's no downside. Well, the pick sixes, which the Lord is going to help us. Well, the Lord also said Jeremiah 27, 4, 6, intercept them and give them a message for their masters. There you go.

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Oh, no. Yeah. Setting records. Yeah. This is part of the plan. It's the process. But Max is getting Cooper. No, he disavowed. So wait, Max, what is your record for the NBA Cup? I am two and seven.

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If I get the free bet, I'm going to Mississippi. I'm going to hang out for a while.

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Yeah, no, he's really good. So if he's making the TikToks and he's stunk, then everybody would be like, fuck this guy. I'd still be a fan of the TikToks. Well, what happens is he makes people so mad with the TikToks, and then he goes out and he just drops an insane game on you and tells you that he's rookie of the year, and it makes his opponents so much more angry at him.

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I'm going to say yes. I think it's completely fair to ask that question because it is, like, if the second things start going poorly, it's very easy to be like, this guy needs to get off TikTok. How are the Eagles playing?

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Explain to me how that is not talking about the Sixers. Max, we're talking about the rookie of the year. Yeah.

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Oh, that's definitely what a hacker would do. When was this? This was on Friday? It was after the news broke. She got hacked by Pino Grigio.

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They're thriving. She's focusing on herself, which, honestly, she deserves to do. And by the way, Brittany is the most ex name of all time. Yeah. Every Brittany is somebody's ex. It's Brittany, bitch.

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On Monday night, Mile High. Were you also thinking the same way that this game would be just a little bit better if they weren't wearing those uniforms? I liked the helmets, though. I didn't like them. I want to see.

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His wife has burners. Maybe hacked. Oh. Pat Reed. Yeah. Actually, incorrect, Hank. There's a fifth ace. They just acquired Thomas Peters from the Range Goats. So there are five four aces right now. You knew that Thomas Peters was on the Range Goats? Yeah. So there are five four aces. Pat Perez's contract ends on January 1st. That's awkward. So as of right now, there are five four aces.

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That's very awkward. So can you remember those? We'll quiz you on those later.

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Yeah, my other hot seat is Mike Greenberg because baseball is implementing some very dumb rules. Maybe. They're floating some very dumb rules.

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And this sounds like it's right out of Mike Greenberg's brain. That's why he's on the hot seat for not thinking of this first. Rob Manfred is talking about the winter meetings and all the stuff that gets discussed in the offseason, baseball, whatever that might be. And there's a new rule that he says has a lot of buzz going around the meetings. Okay. It's called the Golden at Bat.

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The Golden at Bat is a rule change that MLB is considering implementing.

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It's a Shohei rule. They're floating out the idea that it might be only if your team is trailing and then they have to figure out what's going to happen if like if you want to move Shohei up like two spots in the lineup and then he gets on base and then his turn comes around in the order. Does he get to bat again? Oh, yeah. Or do they have to flip-flop positions?

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You could do it, but I think the idea is that when you have a hitter that's up that you don't think is going to get a hit, then you can be like, hey, instead of Aaron Judge hitting, let's just have Giancarlo Stanton hit twice. I like this rule. I think that makes it cool. Baseball hardouts are going to be so mad.

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This is one of those rules that it sounds fun to talk about because this is what baseball does. There's just so many different opportunities to make the game more entertaining that you have an endless supply of wrinkles that you can put in. But once it gets in the game, I feel like that's going to be very weird to watch. I don't think I'm going to like it. I like this. It's a great idea.

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What I really want them to do is to implement the idea of having challenges for strikes, but it's just done by the batter at the plate, and he has to say it immediately.

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Okay, I could be on board with this, but what I really want to see is some nerds go back and do projections for what Babe Ruth's numbers would have been if they had the golden at bat.

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So it could maybe like 30, 40 at-bats extra. What they really need to do is just make red zone for baseball.

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Also, one of the infielders gets a knife. Yeah, I'm in for that. The cool throne today is going to be Instagram hockey. There's a guy that does Monday Night Hockey. I forget his name. It is Steve Valliquette. He works for the Rangers. Maybe you can provide some insight as to this guy.

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So he went after Jack Hughes because in the game on Monday night, Jack Hughes had a breakaway, and then he did like a few too many moves on the breakaway and tried to score with one hand on a stick.

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Also, side note, he didn't end up scoring on it. Shuster can stop the shot. Yeah. But in hockey, the idea is to beat the goalie on a breakaway. Right. So who cares if you juke him out too much?

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Right. Correct. But I also, this goes back to- And this was a save. Yeah, it was a save. This goes back to how we love these type of guys being around sports. Oh, yeah. Don Cherry needs a guy like this to step up and take the torch for him in the future who just hates fun stuff. Yeah, it's Ian Rapport crying about Mike Malarkey.

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Yeah, we need old guys that get pissed off over stupid shit because that actually makes sports more fun for those of us who aren't old who get pissed off over stupid shit.

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Yeah, because I don't want to have to invent a straw man in my head that I can argue against and be like, I can't believe there's some people out there that think this isn't fun.

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Yeah, exactly. It fills a valuable role for us to have somebody who actually believes this stuff. So did Jack Hughes say something about it? What do you say, Memes?

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And score, yeah. And it's good for the sport. It is good for the sport. Also, this guy's good for the sport because we're talking about the sport.

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Yeah, they're very clear about that. Leader of men. I think they've said the phrase leader of men too many times.

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DJ Moore says, they asked him, what are you looking for in a head coach? He's like, well, Kevin Warren told me we're looking for a leader of men.

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But yeah, it looks like it might be a mess, and they're looking for leader of men. During the postgame speech, apparently, Jalen Johnson was just like, the same fucking thing happens over. I've heard the speech five times in a row.

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And then Matt Iberflues just, in a very non-leader of men fashion, closed his mouth and just ended the speech after a couple seconds. There was also something that I read, Big Cat, where they did the press conference on that Friday morning. Yeah. And they started the meeting behind the scenes with Kevin Warren, Ryan Poles, and McCaskey. So they started that meeting at 7 a.m. Mm-hmm.

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Matt Eberflus' press conference started at 9 a.m. Yeah, I can explain this. But the meeting of whether or not to fire Matt Eberflus wasn't concluded until like 10 a.m. Yeah. So that tells me that in this meeting that lasted three hours, there was somebody who was passionately trying to defend Matt Eberflus and not let him be fired.

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Well, no, because if the Browns win, then you could be like, that win against the Browns, that means a little bit more.

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I feel like in a three-hour meeting, somebody probably had a dissenting voice.

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We didn't have one of those guys. You can lead all men, maybe. But men. It's so funny that they're going out and they're looking to hire somebody to lead them. Yeah. It's like, I want you to come into this office and show me how you would dominate me.

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I just wish that you watched Monday Night Football. Our friend Joe Buck. I love Joe Buck.

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Well, you guys play Shanahan this week, right? Yeah, it's true. You guys are on back-to-back weeks trying to impress other coaches.

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No, he's not. He's not. He's not old. Because the second I admit that LeBron is old, guess what? We're old? We're old. But... I think it's happening. He's not old.

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You know what I realized the other day? Derrick Henry, you would consider him to be old, right? He's like, what, 29? I think he might be a year younger than Hank.

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Okay, so. We're not talking about why do you have to inject Philly into every conversation that we're having.

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No, I took football in college. We're down for football textbooks. I took football in college, but we didn't have a textbook. We had film.

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I love these guys. I want to stand up for these guys real quick because really they undersold it a little bit because this year Michigan probably also cheated because they had cheated in the past. So now Ohio State's like, how are they cheating this time? And that got into their own head.

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No one's talking about that drive and how they basically won a national championship.

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Also, I feel like protecting legacy is more important than winning a football game. And the players protected the legacy of the school by defending their midfield against having a flag planted on.

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I like that. I honestly do like this take. And I don't know if we've talked about this with Brandon Walker earlier because we haven't recorded that yet. I really want Ohio State to win the national championship. I think that would be the funniest thing ever. It would. It would be so funny. It would. In my dream scenario, I like Root for Chaos and just for ridiculous things to happen.

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Ohio State winning the national championship by going through the easiest schedule ever. Yeah. They don't have to win any... Upsets everywhere else. Upsets everywhere else. They don't have to win a single big game. They win the national championship, and then Ryan Day gets fired.

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Yeah. I mean, if you don't have a horse in this race, that's a pretty funny one to back.

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Yeah, I mean. I need a little bit more because there's a chance they just crumble. I might do it. Yeah. I got Oregon. I might sprinkle in some Ohio State. I'm doing Ohio State. All right. Let's do it. Let's do it. We'll do it as a pot. Are you actually? Are you rooting against my bet? Are we cashing out?

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To make this future bet? Because you might go up. Well, no. At the moment. No, it's not this Saturday. That Saturday night is what I'm talking about.

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What do you think would be a funnier outcome? If Ryan Day goes through the easiest possible road, wins the national championship, and then he gets an extension afterwards. Yeah. That would be funnier? Yeah. Either way, I'm rooting for that.

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It doesn't sound like something that you'd say if you were still planning on having more memories with that team. It seemed like the memories were over.

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I feel like you ignored it for an appropriate amount of time where it was just you were annoyed by the fact that not only did you lose the bet, but you lost it by like it wasn't even really close.

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So then you were just like, I just don't want to have to admit that I was very wrong, but I will eventually and I'll make it right. And I actually think, listen, Steve, this goes a long way towards the Hall of Fame case for you being nice to journalists. The guys are being in that room.

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Solemn occasion. And then D'Amico Ryans kind of walked back some of the stuff that he was saying right after the game.

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And he kind of defended Al Shaheer. I have been watching. I watched the clip a bunch, and I did some ruminating on it.

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On the slide, the quarterback slide. it's kind of weird that the way that you give yourself up to protect yourself in the NFL, like the rule that's written in for quarterbacks also puts you in a position where you're very likely to get concussed. Yeah. Like how many times have we seen a quarterback slide? Their head is down near the ground.

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Yeah. So in your career, have you had the experience of playing for an interim coach?

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Yeah, so we always like to bet on interim head coaches when they step in that first week because you get the bump of having a guy that's gone that probably had lost the locker room, and then usually the interim coach would be somebody that's like, you know, big, tough guy, strength and conditioning background, might just get you juiced up to run through somebody's face that game that week.

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But, yeah, I guess if you haven't been through it, that's probably a good thing because you never had a coach that was fired in season for you.

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The other thing that happens a lot during losing streaks is the players-only meetings. And we're big fans of players-only meetings. But sometimes you might have too many players-only meetings. At what point in the season do you decide, hey, it's time to have a players-only meeting? And then what gets discussed during those meetings?

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They get even slightly hit on their head and it bounces off the ground and they get a concussion.

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It feels like it's, it's one of those rules where I understand why they did it. Cause they, they have to protect the golden boys.

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perspective hey i think this is the best thing for our team moving forward and it looks like that was the right move yeah yeah it's been fun to watch him i think a lot of people wrote him off maybe maybe us included at some points but oh yeah but it's fun no we definitely yeah we i mean we did yeah we watched a lot of the bad games but it's been cool to see him come back and play well so what is what is dave canalis doing that is helping bryce out specifically well one uh

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Guys are bringing the money. The alternative is they just get hammered. They get hammered, they learn not to run, or they dive headfirst.

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Yeah, he just seems to be way more confident in every throw that he's making. It was a great game on Sunday. I want to give you the opportunity to say something nice about Baker Mayfield. We lost him?

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Has he been better than you thought he would be? I don't care. You don't have to care about me. I don't care about him.

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So if there's no beef, can you say one thing that he's done well? He's doing really good. He's throwing the football.

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What about the defensive side of the ball? Is there a cornerback that you've seen recently, maybe a new guy on the scene that you're like, that guy can play, that dude would be very tough to go up against?

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One of our favorite. Wait, wait, wait. Does that mean that you're rooting for Ladd to do well because that way the comparison to Steve Smith is good? Are you rooting for Ladd to not be as good because then you can be like, there's only one Steve Smith.

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I feel like the slide, you have a higher likelihood of getting a concussion. Getting crunched and not sliding, you have a much higher likelihood of getting another injury. But I agree with that.

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So you need to be careful. I think he likes having guys like that around, though, because it gives him a good challenge as a coach. He likes being able to take somebody and help them reach that next level and maybe battle some of their internal demons. But with George, I feel like you can't really tell George to stop being George because that's who he is and that makes him special.

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I think you need to tell his teammates almost have like a quarterback rule where the second he gets tackled, just have everybody out in the field run up to him, help him up, and walk him back to the huddle. Just, like, don't do the gun sign. Don't grab anybody by the face mask. Don't punt the ball into the stands.

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Just let's all work as a team to get George back to the huddle after every reception.

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Yeah. I feel like – so you got those reputation calls at points when they be looking at you. Another guy that gets reputation calls, I feel like, is DK Metcalf, where now he's under a microscope for Seattle. Have you watched him recently this year?

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No, no, I don't think DK's a troublemaker at all. I love the way that DK plays the game. I'm just saying that I feel like the refs, after there's enough times where you get a penalty against you, I feel like the refs, they start to zero in on you and you get reputation calls that maybe you don't earn. And I think that that's what's happened sometimes with DK.

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Those are both good picks. With Kansas City, they are playing with fire. They've had a bunch of really, really close victories where it seems like they're going to lose, and then somehow they manage to pull it off. Do you think that's more of a weakness in Kansas City, or has it become almost to the point where it's a strength where they know how to win these close games?

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Yeah, yeah. Was there any cornerback that would get in your head that would know to piss you off?

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I think it's also like extending the traffic analogy. You're way, way more likely to get into a car crash than you are into a plane accident. But if you get into a plane crash, you're dead. You're dead.

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And the way he talks about it, I actually feel bad, too. Yeah. He was doing some of the talking, too. Oh, a lot of the talking. He needs to apologize to you for some stuff. Yeah. We all can't live in the past, man. Some people need to move forward. Yeah, sure. Steve, I had one last question for you. Hey, Barstool fans. PFT here making my Irish entrance with proper number 12 Irish whiskey.

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So it's very safe to slide. But it's more dangerous than, yeah. If it goes wrong, you're fucked. Yeah. I wonder what Tua's thoughts are on this. He's like, nah, let's go head first. Yeah. I mean, some quarterbacks do that. They dive head first. Yeah.

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That's perfect. A golf company called Out of Office. That's Hank's two favorite things all rolled into one. Yeah. Our producer would absolutely love that. Yeah. So have you got a hole-in-one yet?

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To be friends with them so that they put you in the Hall of Fame. We need Steve Smith in a gold jacket. And I want to see how they make your bust. I want to see what that statue looks like.

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Yeah, that was a bad one. We'll make sure that guy's not involved. They usually do a good job with the Hall of Fame, though.

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Okay, perfect. Love that. Love it. And if you want to make another hat bet at any time, just let us know. Yeah. We're game.

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Yeah, it was avoidable, but also we do forget how quickly this is. Of course. It was a bad one. I mean, he had forearm to the head. Yeah, I think it was kind of targeted, and I think it's probably worthy of some sort of a suspension. Three games is a lot. Yeah. Yeah.

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He would be the greatest kicker of all time if that were the case. Yeah.

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They just don't get hyped up. They got to put them on Xanax. Yeah, put them on Xanax. Have them go out there on Xanax. There's something going on with kickers, and we're going to find out what it is. There really is.

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I think this happens a lot with quarterbacks that are considered to be the greatest of all time. There will be doubters and haters along the way that predict their demise before it actually happens. And then the great ones bounce back against them.

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I got a question for you, Big Cat. Hank just said it's a what-have-you-done-for-me-lately league in regards to Patrick Mahomes.

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But Mahomes is so far ahead. The good news is there is time to rewrite the narrative. We know what the narrative is going to be, and it's what Big Cat just said, but at this moment in time, you can think and use your imagination and say there's still time. What if Lamar just rattles off four in a row?

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Max, what are your thoughts? I know you don't watch football, but what are your thoughts? ADD is kicking in.

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Russ wins the Super Bowl this year. He's got to be in the conversation. You think of 2000s quarterbacks, you think of Mahomes, Brady, Russell Wilson.

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I get a good look at him during the show, and I just see him. He's looking all around the room. He looks dizzy.

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Yeah, I mean, you find a lot of joy in winning things and being a personal champion. You find almost as much joy in watching your biggest rivals just piss down their leg and fuck up. Like, being a hater is very, very fun. But what adds to that is if your biggest rivals can absolutely shit the bed while you're still buzzing in the afterglow of a championship yourself. Then that's a speedball.

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The best. Also, Ohio State, this year against Michigan, they're 1-0 and having better players. Mm-hmm.

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Our good friend Tom Fornelli suggests that maybe Hank should go to the Big Ten championship game and root against his hated rival, the Oregon Ducks. I mean, Hank has two favorite teams in college football. It's the Washington Huskies and whoever's playing the Ducks. Nope, I got a new one. And whoever's playing Wazoo.

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Yeah. Yeah, you have to have a big swinging moment where they thought they're going to win.

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Oh. Oh! Hey, memes, have you ever gotten this? I did get it. No, you didn't. I got it. No, you didn't.

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I picked the right number. Memes is drunk with power right now. So, but the thing is, Memes, in picking my number, you knew that he would not want me to get it before him, right? So he was trying to pick a number that he didn't think would hit, and he's even bad at that.

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This is Memes. I would say yes. What do you guys think? I'll continue to pick memes' number. Okay. If it pleases the president.

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Great job. Great job, PFT. Congrats. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it, guys. I want to thank everybody out there that stuck with me. All the PFT writers appreciate you. There's so many people in the room to thank. Big Cat, I want to thank you.

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Thanks for coming out. Great show. Max, thank you very much for sticking with me through thick and thin. NFC beast for everybody. Pug, great job as president. This has been a great era for the podcast. Shane, awesome as always. Never forget that really cool letter that you designed that one time, and the chargers look great. Jack is doing an awesome job, too.

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And Brandon's very paranoid right now. We got a second mic set up. Gee, I wonder why. And you think that we're not just going to have you on. You think Andy Staples is walking in the door.

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Yeah. My real answer to that question, though, was when I first had my back injury. When your back hurts for the first time, that's when you know way past your athletic prime.

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Yeah. When I was doing the kicking thing at the Barstool Bowl, and all I had to do was make a 35-yard field goal, and I was training for it. I was kicking like 36 yards, and two years ago I was kicking 45 yards. At that point, I was like, it's never coming back.

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Looks like he wants a career. Yeah. Get ready, buddy, because the hangovers are going to get way worse.

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Yeah. I mean, I think that's a very personal question, depending on who you are, like how we know when your your job is the one that you want. I think if you just if you enjoy it, if you truly like it, if you like thinking about it when you're not working there, that's that's probably a pretty good sign.

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Yeah, don't think because you're 25 years old that you have to be on the path for the rest of your life.

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Yeah. Would Robert De Niro say he never gets so attached to something that you can't walk away from in 30 seconds or less? That's how you should feel about your job until you're like 27. Yeah.

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from the stream yesterday ah okay i got no no i got it he can still he can still do this hank i got it yeah you're trying to fucking that was an old man yeah let me get that for you sir all right numbers three 11 99 poke 40 92 what'd you guess last time memes three no no you guessed something else no i guess three was it 11 who gets 11 i always guess 11

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I think if you can't see the ball, then you get the microchip involved.

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Those are my favorite arguments. So the microchip would exist in the middle of the ball, right? So how would you know?

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The ball would be made out of microchip? Kind of. And shiny on the outside?

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If you tell Andy Reid that there's a microchip inside the pigskin, he's going to try to eat it. Yeah. So be on the lookout for that. But there should be a way if you can't see the ball. Maybe go to the microchip, but I love the chain gang. I do too. It's one of the things about football that's just, it's tradition and you shouldn't try to, don't make the NFL into the NBA.

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Don't try to evolve the game into something that it's not, that we all hate.

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Oh, no way. That's not how fans work, Hank. I would be pulling a memes at the NFL front office right now.

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Yeah, I would move to Taiwan and start my own semiconductor company.

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Remember that movie Celtic Pride? I would kidnap Roger Goodell and I would tattoo that, that image onto his body. So he had to look at it every single day.

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I love the people that discover for the first time that the NFL has argued in court that they're an entertainment company, not a sports company. And then that proved that it's 100% rigged, which if you're trying to make a conspiracy out of it, the NFL gives you a lot of stuff to work with. They give you a ton to work with.

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But I don't think that distinction has anything to do with whether or not one ref saw Josh Allen's shoulder and was like, no, that looks like it's two inches short.

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You know what? I think we should make a stand. Who was it that said that? Tram 2022.

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As a company, Tram, I think that we should all boycott the Pro Bowl games.

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But I'm doing it this year for Tram. Yeah. I'm not going to watch. Okay. I'll stand with you. Are they going to do the one where they throw for distance to see how far the quarterbacks can throw? I won't watch. I might watch that. But the rest of it, I'm out.

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I talked to Jerry O'Connell about that. We were hanging out in the gambling cave. He's like, so that Jaguars coach, that was AI, right? Yeah.

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He was like, now that we're off the air, that was AI. No, that's him. That's Liam Cohn. And it's rare that you see one thing from an introductory press conference and you just know what it's going to be like after every single Jaguars loss. Yeah. Where that is going to be the only thing that you see on social media. Negative aura.

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That's going to be the one thing that sticks in my brain about Liam Cohn until I see him do something even weirder.

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I kind of love the idea, though, of the Jaguars having just a swindler as a head coach. Yeah. Just a guy that's actually a snake. A guy that's dirty. Like the perfect Florida man. I want him to go to a pawn shop with Brian Thomas Jr. Try to get 90 bucks for him. Yeah. I want him to get paid in scratch-off tickets.

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I remember when Jim Zorn was introduced as the coach of the Redskins, he was promoted from being the offensive coordinator before he ever coached a game as the OC. He was promoted to head coach. In his introductory press conference, he said, like, I can't wait to represent the maroon and black of the Washington Redskins, which are not the colors of the team.

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And so from that point on, you just were like, I don't really trust this guy 100%. But with Dan Campbell, yes, he's kind of overcome what a lot of people thought in that first press conference. But the first thing that people bring up, usually with Dan Campbell, is like, yeah, you know, this is a team that will eat your kneecaps. Yeah. It became a positive. Yeah.

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He sounds like he's trying to do a presidential campaign. No, he sounds like he's giving a TED Talk about coaching a football team. If you play that back and think about a guy on stage in a leather jacket with one of those microphones that attaches to his chin, and now listen to him, this is a TED Talk.

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Fast is good. Fast is fast. Well, the faster you are, the faster you're out of position if you're not a situational master. That's true. Good point. Yeah, think about TED Talk.

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Yeah. Okay. First, we're going to bring out, Elon's going to host this panel about football guys. Yeah. Well, I mean, listen.

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But I hope it works out for the Jaguars. Yeah, I do too. Max, I have a question for you about the birds. Yep.

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Yeah. They flew into Philly. Yeah, they went there. Kind of a thirsty move by the Saints.

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Do you think that maybe Sirianni is looking at Kellen Moore doing all these interviews and he's like, you know what? Maybe I should take a more hands-on approach. Maybe I could call a few plays for the Super Bowl.

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Yeah. Yeah. There was a clip. It'll be pacing around the room while you're gone.

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No, I don't think he should be fired. But that has been the discourse. He's a very, very good coach, but you have to also look at what he's done in the playoffs and how much those losses just stay with the man. Yeah. Andy Reid, you know what happened to him? He was fired by the Philadelphia Eagles. He's fired. He fired him. Then he went to Kansas City.

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He clarified himself when he repeated very low percentage of the glory holes. This is the second time that Jerry Jones has brought up glory holes, maybe even third. I think he believes that a glory hole is a Super Bowl window. To him, it's the same thing.

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So when he's like, I want to get back to the glory hole days, I want me some glory hole. In his eyes, he's talking about being a championship team. But you don't make that mistake unless you're a man that has used a glory hole or two.

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When I woke up on Monday, I felt better just from the second I opened my eyes. And I posted a meme about it, and I think it captures the moment perfectly. It's the two guys on the bus meme.

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Yeah, it's just quotes. Dude, it is a drought. The media has been obsessed with this so-called alleged drought where we haven't allegedly won any Super Bowls. Right. The drought. But it's a bad stat. It's a misleading stat. We've won several off seasons. The funniest part of this press conference to me was when they introduced Brian Schottenheimer and the whole crowd clapped for him.

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It was very nice, very positive. And then the loud speaker introduced Stephen Jones, the executive vice president, and nobody clapped at all. And then one guy started clapping and then three other guys kind of clapped and they pretend to laugh. Oh, you know, they're just busting my balls. They really love me up here.

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Well, they did, and when they talked to Pete Carroll, he called Pete Carroll to get his opinion on Brian Schottenheimer as their coach. And then they said – we also briefly talked about the possibility that he could coach, but it was just – it was a fact-finding call.

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We're just not going to talk about the fact that Cardi B has pierced her butt crack? No. No.

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Yeah, she announced that on X.com, the everything app, yesterday. So, dot, dot, dot, I got my butt crack pierced. Okay. Your thoughts. How? How? Well, then she said, do I lie and post a picture of it right here? So, she got the top of it. Oh, I see how. That's actually... It's actually cute. I think that's cute. Wiping has got to be tough. Yeah. Yeah. She's got to front to back.

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One is really pissed off, doom and gloom. The other guy is super happy. The guy that's pissed off is losing a close game. The guy that's super happy is getting your ass kicked.

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So getting your ass kicked is better in those situations, I think, than being like, oh, you know, we're one play away.

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Shouldn't the guy with the bigger dick end up on bottom? It would be on top. On top? That's painful.

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I think the older is the bigger part of the equation. I think the older piece is the bigger part of the equation. I think that Jimmy Butler and his prime, you would love to have him on your team if you're the Sixers. Can you imagine if you got a prime Jimmy Butler on that team? You'd never let him go.

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But Bradley Beal has a no trade clause. And although, like, yes, you have a no trade clause. You negotiated that for a reason. But come on, Bradley Beal.

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I also love that Matt Eshbia last year was like, I need to examine what went wrong with this team and figure it out as an owner so that we can move forward. And now he's trying to do the same thing.

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It does feel like this is the end of that era. Oh, yeah, definitely. Can you imagine Jay Butt on that team trying to get along with Draymond Green?

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I was just thinking of this. I know what you're saying, though. Yeah. Which is, if the team's not competitive, you might as well just kind of keep everybody around and together. And then let them all, maybe one day they'll all retire at the same time.

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I mean, a dumb ownership group would certainly do something like that. But a smart ownership group would not.

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Yeah, I'm still not happy about the result of the game. And I'm also not doing the thing where I'm just constantly pointing at, we'll be back. Look at this team. That's the worst team Jaden's ever going to have. You never know. Weird things happen in the NFL all the time. So I've also realized, and this is my fault for not realizing before the game, that was the post-Lions week.

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Make the I fell for it again award, although it's a guy wearing a Celtics hat and all the medals on his chest are for tuning in to Jake Paul fights.

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Also, this time of year, have your alert, your intent up high because anything that you see that stirs your interest, pretty good chance it's a Super Bowl commercial.

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Good job, Hank. My hot seat is saying it with your chest. So I was watching Good Morning Football yesterday. Our good friend Peter Schrager on that show. Love Peter. Kyle Brandt, friend of the program. We like Kyle Brandt.

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He went on a little rant about the Chiefs and the Bills and the reaction to the game and how there were all these people out there saying everybody wanted the Bills to do it for America. But let's not turn this into the Chiefs are some evil empire out there that is easy to root for and it's us against them and we don't want them to win no matter what.

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Kyle Brandt also on Sunday put out a hype video for the game. I saw that, yeah. Where he was literally rocky as a Bills fan. Yeah. and Drago from Rocky IV. Were the chiefs. Were the chiefs. Yeah. The evil empire was literally the USSR. Yeah. Where was Drago from? Russia. He was from Russia. Yeah, USSR.

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And so now he's saying don't act like you've got to root against the chiefs and they're literally an evil empire. Yeah. And you've got to take down Big Red. You just did that. Yeah. You just did that, Kyle.

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And I understand that Kyle, he's not technically a Bills fan. He's a hype guy for the Bills. Yeah. But still, you were actually doing that thing. Yeah, you were rooting for the Bills. And also, let people root against the Chiefs if they want to.

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And every team gets their ass kicked post-Lions. So the Eagles didn't really even beat us. We just had delayed onset getting beaten by the Lions.

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I think Kyle tried to do the neat little pivot from Bill's super fan to, hey, Chiefs, I love you guys. Yeah. And that's a hard move to pull off.

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Now, to be fair, maybe it was a bit because I was listening to it. I wasn't watching. Maybe they were playing in the background, the Rocky montage that he did. That would be a bit. Yep. In which case, hand up. I got it wrong. But if it's not, then now I feel like it's a different kind of bit.

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I never wanted to root for the Eagles in that first Super Bowl. Big Cat had literally $200,000. Yeah, that was a big one. I didn't want to be sitting next to him rooting for him to lose $200,000. I appreciate that. So I bet $8,000 on him. Lost that. Lost the doink bet to Hank. I was getting rods from all angles again that week.

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Yeah, exactly. I mean, it happened with the Vikings too. The Vikings beat the Lions last game of the season, lose to the Rams.

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I might have to go back to the no doinks well. Get my revenge on that bet. What I would say if I didn't. 50 grand on no doinks at minus 500. What does that pay out? Probably a lot.

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NFL rigged, I think I'm just going to go with the rigged. Yeah, do it. Why not? It's a decent watch. I'm betting on Undertaker at WrestleMania. Yeah, I'm one and one in the last two Chiefs Super Bowls. But wait, Undertaker lost at WrestleMania in New Orleans.

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That's a great stat. Okay, was he in your cool throne? My cool throne is some random burglar in Chicago. This is also a fire fest, but I'm getting to it ahead of time. So I get home on Sunday night. I sent my laundry out this weekend because I ran out of clothes. I had jumpsuits I had to watch, et cetera, et cetera. Two giant, giant duffel bags of clothes. I get home.

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The Lions beat the Vikings, but they played, and then they end up losing afterwards. So congratulations to the Lions for beating us. Yeah.

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They had dropped it off on my porch. Somebody stole all my clothes.

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Not to brag, but I think I have a pretty... A Takis medium jumpsuit? Yeah. So... Some burglar went up to my house. They probably were thinking, I'm going to get some good clothes. They stole these two huge fucking bags of clothes, got them in their car. They're driving away like I made out like a bandit. Let's open this up. There's probably going to be Gucci in there.

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There's going to be Dolce and Gabbana. They unzip it and they see six different Darius Rucker themed Washington Commander shirts.

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They actually did you a favor if it was a lot of jumpsuits. Just clean out for jumpsuit January. There were a few jumpsuits in there, but it was pretty much my entire wardrobe was stolen. So now I don't really have any clothes. I went out, I bought a bunch of socks.

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You got any propeller beanies I can put on? Elementary school. But now I'm looking at this and I'm thinking this could be a good opportunity. I'm turning 40. Don't change. Could be time to start dressing like an adult.

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Yeah, but, you know, it's not a good feeling. Next week would be so much more fun if my team was in it. Yeah, I would say so. I'm doing okay. Max?

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You have a style. I was thinking about maybe getting some of the TikTok girls to give me fashion makeover. I think you should dress like luxury. Like Joe Burrow. Like I turned into Joe Burrow now. Backless vest.

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This to me feels like a great opportunity, though, to turn a page. It's like the universe telling me maybe it's time to stop wearing F-15 onesies. No.

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It was. Yeah, they stole my part. That was Chris's story. He had a Chris's story one, yeah.

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That's what's made me not be that pissed off about it. It sucks to lose all your clothes, obviously, but... I can get over it. Yeah. They might return it. I have... Well, the first thing I did when I saw that the bag was gone, I drove around my neighborhood anticipating that they opened it up, saw what was in there, and just threw it out their window. Yeah. They were like, fuck this.

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That's so funny. So, yeah. Maybe I'll just do the... I think I might try the fashion makeover. That's so funny. Yeah.

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Not be able to throw. That's a very small hand. I would say that everybody on this podcast has a bigger hand than that. Yeah. Yeah. No, Hank's got tiny hands. Yeah, little hands. Little guy. Tiny little nubs. I have big hands. Oh, actually, I have three hot seats. What? But do you see when Josh Allen fumbled that ball? I got Pedro Martinez fingers. Just picked it up. Yeah. Off the ground.

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Just palmed it. That was a pig snack. Yeah, like a vacuum cleaner. It was a snarf. Hands mean something.

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Now it's back. Yeah, it sounds like there's another addition to the list.

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Yeah, because there's some bad teams that are at the bottom, and when you lose to a good team, the good team gets a win, but you get a loss.

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One conference ends up with a slightly better record. Yeah, that will always happen.

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No, but he did it wrong. He was off by like 10. Because his predictions weren't game by game. They were just, I think that this team is going to win their division with 13 wins. This team's going to have 10. This team's going to have 10. This team's going to have 9.

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Tailgate Ted will just get back to Hard Rock and he'll just be around his people. He does seem like a good guy. He also needs to realize that in this moment where he's become an internet flashpoint, there are going to be a lot of Eagles fans that will then respond to anything that you say. He's like, I don't know why I'm still getting trolled for it. It's going to last for a little bit.

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Just fucking let him post it. If they had posted it, we would also talk about that on the show. I don't think so. No way.

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Max would definitely be like, your owner just congratulated the birds.

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I decided to put my business relationships aside and acknowledge the local team.

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No, I don't think so. A lot of people are saying... Philly has not been happy with Josh Harris recently. They point at what's happening with the Commanders, and they say he doesn't care about the Sixers, all this stuff.

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Yeah. That's my only point. Yeah. The commanders are to Josh Harris, that's barren. The Sixers are like, Eric. And then the Devils are like Don Jr.

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Yeah. Yeah. I don't want my boss mad at me. Correct. Yeah, and honestly, fair play to both sides, because if he had posted that from the Sixers, then I would have been like, what the fuck, dude? His fans in D.C. would be mad, or his fans in Philly would be mad if he doesn't post it.

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Like this shit happens. That's what sports are. The NFC East once again representing the NFC in the Super Bowl. Congrats.

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Also, the real – If they lose and they post something, that would be very funny.

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Max, I think I might be putting you on my list for putting Colin Cowherd on your list because that's what he wanted to have happen. He said that so guys like you would be like, Colin Cowherd, let's talk about him. Yeah, you fell for it. Yeah, you fell for it. I don't care.

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That's a nice quick John out here. Did you stop at any apartments that you've been looking at? Because Jerry always sends us apartments, usually on Chicago's Gold Coast. He's like, hey, look what you can buy here.

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There's a big difference. Max, for the record, you do not believe in 25-plus-year curses.

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Yeah, I think it was a 15 person group chat. I tossed Jerry in. It immediately turned to the green bubble and everybody was like, who the fuck is this? And Jerry just immediately became an agent of chaos. Yeah. sending shirtless pictures to the chat. You took it upon yourself to organize the draft order by taking names out of hat while shirtless.

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Yeah. It started with a bang. I thought people didn't really appreciate Jerry from the get-go. But then after like one, two, three months, they grew to love Jerry. And now Jerry is like the unofficial mascot of that fantasy league, which it goes to show you, if you keep Jerry around long enough, you're going to end up loving him.

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I just feel a little bit like John Mara, where it's like, I'm going to kill myself if A.J. Brown beats us. Yeah, I'm doing this right now. Is it fair to say, Jerry, you're not on the hot seat? But people are asking if you're on the hot seat.

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Yeah, not anybody that's above you. Right. But just somebody that you can ask questions.

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Because the standard that we have as an organization, it couldn't be higher. The standard is anything less than championship. We don't think about that. Our goal is to win championships here. And I'll speak on behalf of Big Cat. We're giving you a vote of confidence.

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Just repeat it. The standard is the standard. There it is. Got it. All right. That's our guy.

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No trend. I got a trend, Big Cat. No team that's won exactly 15 games in the regular season has won the Super Bowl since 1985. Whoa.

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I don't think that's what we said. Over and over and over. I don't think that's what we said. I didn't say that. I said I loved her in the swimsuit issue. Yeah. Absolutely loved her.

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Jerry, let me just ask you this. Stand by me. Yeah, I was in it. Great film. Thank you. Classic. How would you describe that? What is the genre of film that is? A buddy, a coming of age film. Exactly. Interesting. Rebecca Romijn was a coming of age thing for me.

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I love it. I love that you're on edge. That was a little boy ass play game when the Eagles beat the Super Bowl.

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Yeah. Big Cat, I think we need to get somebody that- Oh, sorry.

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Do you use Madden for any of your rankings and help in decision making?

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I know that Brick is a listener of this podcast. Brick could be the guy that we bring in to work with Jerry. No, don't do it to me, guys.

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What happened with our wire this week or this year? Did we make any big pickups?

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Yep. Nick Sirianni, good coach. Have we gotten any media requests for Max during the week of the Super Bowl? Zero.

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That's a big thing that I have. Like Belichick, it's like the undrafted free agents. That's where you win. Yeah, and his answer was, I do not recall. Do not recall. Not important. Okay.

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Yeah. He's a great player. He's still really, really good. I just don't know. You got to take a gamble on some of the off-the-field stuff.

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You can get two guests for the price of one. That was not a weight joke. That was just two teams. Big Cat, I have a question for you because there's a take that is riling people up online. Okay. Do you think that Josh Allen should have thrown to the wide-open guy that he had in the flat when he had two defenders from the Kansas City Chiefs in his face?

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Yeah, yeah. He was running the little merry-go-round play in the backfield.

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Tettoria. Tettoria. Come on, Max. Guys. Give it one shot, Max. Go for it.

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I think she's waiting to propose to him. I think her fans would be like, how dare Travis think that he can propose to her and put her on the spot like that?

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Well, I guess I was just, I was thinking, somebody asked the question in the gambling cave on Sunday, what if at the end of the Super Bowl, confetti coming down, Travis Kelsey gets on a knee and proposes to Taylor Swift? And we were saying that the Swifties would not like that. No. Because that's putting her on the spot at his biggest moment.

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So what if she proposed to him at like the Grammys or at her big, like a big concert that she was having? That to me feels like that might be the way that relationship's going. Yeah, AMAs, Grammys. Yeah, then they just become essentially the king and queen of America at that point. Wow. Like they become the number one tabloid story. Yeah. What are Travis and Taylor doing today?

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Okay. So you think that if they get another really good wide receiver, then their number one receiver gets better?

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Yeah. I do think that Bo Nix is going to have a great year next year. Have you seen the clips of former quarterbacks for Sean Payton talking about the play calls that they have to learn? No. And how long they are? They go on for like 15 seconds sometimes.

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You have to tell everybody on the offense what you're doing on that play and then also throw in, okay, here's what we're going to check to in case they blitz. The fact that Bo Nix played that well his rookie year in Sean Payton's season, I think he's going to be great in his second year.

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Oh, he should have flipped his hips to the left. I personally would have thrown it even deeper for a touchdown. Yeah. The touchdown was open on that play.

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That would be awesome for you. I love watching George when he's on a different team. Okay. Hank?

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Like you look at the Photoshop of a guy and you think, okay, what if, for example, what if Tom Brady was a Tampa Bay Buccaneer? That looks good.

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I also love Derrick Henry's new hair. He goes even higher, I think, on my board next year.

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He's a good defensive coach. Do you think that with T. Higgins, maybe he missed some of the games because he was thinking about getting a big contract? Protecting himself.

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And when Chubb, when he's healthy, if you have Chubb or you have Ford and you're watching a Browns game, whoever scores a touchdown, you get excited and it's always the guy that you don't have.

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Oh, wow. What did we say about that when Jerry said he's targeting Anthony Richardson? I was like, I don't like him.

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I would like to see a little bit more. That's the worst thing that I've ever done in my life after that game. Yeah. I would like to see somebody say that. Accountability.

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Yeah, so Big Cat, if we're looking at one of our employees and they drop the metaphorical ball at the one-yard line, I would like them to say to me, I'm changing everything about my life.

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Fitzy was nice to him. Yeah, Fitzy was nice to him. He was like, I love your passion, which is actually the meanest thing you can say. I mean, it was a horrible take. He said it like the proper Harvard man that he was. That's Fitzy's version of saying somebody needs to show up at your house and kick your ass.

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So, Cam Ward on the Titans. Watch out. Best quarterback of all time. Watch out.

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Yeah, I think there were two things working against Ben Solak. And yeah, he is good at what he does. But number one, he used the dots. His initial take used the overhead. He can't use the dots. They use the overhead dots. And the overhead, I don't know who likes watching the dots. It's all the like film nerd people. You don't, you don't. Like football if you like watching the dots. Yeah.

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Love that. Love that. Good point. Because Mario Lopez is usually the guy that I see on TV when I turn on a TV in a hotel.

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I think we will get a wide receiver. You can bet on that going into next year if we draft somebody in the first round or if we sign somebody in free agency. I think we will have a very good number two.

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Or maybe you can, but I can't appreciate looking at the dots and understanding how awesome football is. Nobody's hitting each other. There's nothing cool that happens. You get a little animated football that glides across the field. What's your favorite album of all time, Big Cat?

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I don't think you really can move Dak. I think he probably has a no trade clause, right?

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But yeah, I think Dak has the no trade, so I don't know that he would leave.

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Because earlier, I think you called them the New York shitbag Giants.

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Yeah, we're a pro Marvin Harrison podcast, just for the record. In case he happens to listen, big fans. Senior and junior. Of course. Yeah, both of them. Love them. Great family.

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Okay, let's say... That was hard. Let's say Prince, Purple Rain. Okay. You've never heard it, right? Yeah. Sublime Sublime. Okay, Sublime Sublime. You've never heard the Ballad of Johnny Butt. You've never heard Wrong Way. You've never heard Caress Me Down. I come up to you and I'm like, Big Cat, I think you're going to love this album.

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Yeah, but it was good. He's great. He's great. I'm just saying if he's... Marvin Harrison. All the Marvin Harrison's are awesome. He lives in California. Not in Chicago. Marvin Harrison.

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But we're trying to protect you, but if it's going to be you or us, this is you saying that.

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And you represent our team. No, no, no. Would you take a bullet for us?

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And then I hand you the sheet music to the album for you to read.

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That's what looking at the dots is for football. You can't appreciate how sick it actually is. So use the dots. That's strike one. And then strike two... His profile pic that he had was a bad signal for football jocks to point at him and say, this is everything that's wrong with the film dorks that are sitting at home.

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Because I think, yeah, you would say let's talk if it was he's walking away. But since he brought in next season.

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Let's talk about it. Yeah. So that means that next season exists. Yeah. Okay. Interesting.

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They're in their big comfy chairs and they've never had a guy in their face before. So I think every film nerd should have to, on video, let a guy just... get right in their face. Yeah. Like, have a guy come in their face. Yep. Like, not, you know, like, physically. Yeah, physically. Like, impose their will on him in his face. And then show that you can break down film while a guy is in your face.

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Yeah, we've hit them all. You know what would be interesting, though, is if there was a WAGS podcast, but for the wives and girlfriends of fantasy managers. And if there's anybody out there that is maybe like a wife of a guy that spends a lot of time on fantasy and he's annoying and you want to start a podcast, I think Barstool Sports would probably be interested in producing that.

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What happens there? I don't know. Yeah, it's an interesting question because you would think that he would want to be paid more than Dak Prescott. And Dak Prescott is the highest paid player in the league. But then now you've got all that cap committed to Brock. Your team's already making – you've got a lot of questions about who you keep around.

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And also you kind of owe Brock Purdy because nobody talks about Trey Lance because of Brock Purdy. And all the picks you gave up to move up to get Trey.

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what happened with deandre swift this this season it was the offensive line but also he's he's not very good i don't think i think there's a there's a big difference between running behind the bears offensive line and running behind the eagles offensive line i think that's what that showed us yeah maxi uh nfc south falcons okay i have a question for you guys if

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Yeah. I was lucky enough to get to go home on Sunday and not have to force myself to spend the next 48 hours drawing Photoshopped lines onto the screen to show where the ball is, where the first down line is, and then replying to every popular tweet using my Photoshopped lines and demonstrating that the NFL was wrong. But you have to do that if you're a Bills fan.

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You're the best, Jerry. You're the best. Me and Big Cat need to have some discussions offline, so put a pin in it. We'll circle back. You've given us a lot to think about. Yeah.

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I've been worried about turning 40 since I turned 30. And then I was so worried when I turned 39 that I feel like now I'm not. I'm already there.

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We're taping this right before the case race. I've been pretty hungover for the case race since Monday.

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The anxiety going into it. I get real bad anxiety when I'm hungover. Very, very bad.

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Tripling now. I used to be able to, yeah, until I was 34, wake up the next day, feel okay. Now it's like I have that hangover anxiety, but I had it on Monday for getting drunk on Tuesday night.

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She's like, you idiot. When I moved in, I was like, yeah, what's this hole in my wall in the shower for? I just found out last week. You can come through. It's pretty good. I got a question for the young kids, young kids on the show. So the booth, not you, Hank. You're old. What is over the hill? Is over the hill 40 or is it 50?

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Or is it 30 now that the internet, like everybody online is under the age of 20?

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Yeah, but I remember when I was growing up, I think 40 was over the hill, and then I thought 50 might have been over the hill. But I think now 40, at least, maybe 30.

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People have just gotten older with us. I think one thing that we forget sometimes is when we started doing the show, it wasn't just people that were younger than us that listened. Yeah, right. There's a lot of people that are older than us that listen.

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It was the Michigan-Ohio State game right before Michigan went on its win streak against Ohio State.

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People have grown up with us. I just like the idea of a 70-year-old out there when we turn 45 listening and be like, these guys are so out of touch. Yeah.

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Can someone explain to me? Give me something to look for. What are some things that you get better at after you turn 40?

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But then, yeah. But then they were back. Then they were back big time.

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Yeah, I think we talked about this once before. 27 is the best age. If you're a kid, if you're like 10 years old, winning titles, it's like that's the center. That's all you care about. Like Hank, you were saying that when you were a kid, all you cared about was baseball, right? That's got to be sweet if you're a kid.

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I love the chain gang I love the sticks I love the old guys that they wheel out there on Sundays that get run into on the sidelines sometimes that's always fun too but I like the idea I love it if there's a close play they stop the clock real quick the chain gang comes out onto the field there's that moment of anticipation then you either get the first down or you don't get the first down it's like another play that's built in that you get to cheer for

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If you're like in your 20s, you can party, you can celebrate, you can like quit your job essentially if your team wins a Super Bowl because you're like, I'd kind of like to just get drunk for a month and celebrate. In your 30s, I don't think it would be as fun.

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Yeah, I know. That was pretty cool. You're in a different dynasty era.

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I also think that if you're like 95, then it becomes great again.

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Are you going to let Hank just dump on you like this? Hank's got a future on the birds.

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Max, I know you've daydreamed about what's going to happen after the Super Bowl if you win and how happy you're going to be. Have you thought about the place you would be at if you lose?

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Yeah, and they also get to lie about what they used to do when they were younger. So they hear you be like, oh yeah, I went out and I partied on Friday night. They're like, yeah, I used to start Friday night, end Sunday night, sometimes some beers Monday morning going into work. They like to just exaggerate how much action they had when they were your age.

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or be pissed off about. I like the chain gang, but I can see why the microchip crowd can be like, we can measure this better.

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yeah so it's at this age you collect injuries so if you get injured that's going to be something that you deal with for pretty much the rest of your life yeah where you you break a leg and you're like well now my leg is never going to work the same ever whereas if you get injured when you're 25 yeah give me give me a month i'll be back i still hold out hope that someday i'm just gonna when i'm like not working as much maybe like start doing yoga and just get like

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Sox. Okay. I mean, I want to take the Dodgers too. It's very chalky, but if you look at it. You can't copy me. You purposely said it first so that nobody else can say it. The Dodgers are going to win the World Series. That's just it. That's it. Fast forward to October. Congrats to the Dodgers. You won again. Magic Johnson, one of the best owners in sports. I'm going to say Dodgers in five games.

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I think the Washington Nationals are going to sneaky compete for a wild card spot. That's my wild prediction. They won't be out of it in September.

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I think they're still shopping. I think they're still shopping and looking around. If they draft a quarterback, then I think Jameis would probably be QB1 going into the season. Yeah. We got to figure out what we're doing with the song. Yeah. Jameis, I have two options that I've thought about. Okay. Standing on a corner, Jameis Winston in Hoboken. Okay.

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Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston down in Soho. Soho flows a little bit better. But they play in Jersey. I know. They practice in Jersey. This is big.

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james james what about some sopranos down in the meadow lands yeah there you go james winston in the meadow lands i don't know i like where your head's at yeah no wrong answer we'll think about it mall of america no or what is it called uh what's that mall Oh, the one that has the water slides and the ski thing?

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He's looking for Green Bay. Yeah. He wants to go. He's like, I fucked up. I want to go. Yeah. Take me back, please. Yeah. There's no other culture like Green Bay in the NFL.

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I tweeted this out on Friday, but I firmly believe it. This is a good window into Aaron Rodgers and the kind of guy that he is. Yeah. He spent six hours. He took up six hours of NCAA tournament Friday meeting with the other coaches on the Pittsburgh Steelers, like the entire head of the coaching staff, the big guys. That's a selfish move.

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That of all days tells me Aaron Rodgers only cares about himself. Yeah. There is also a very funny article on Pro Football Talk, which is talking – I think it's in reference to a different article here. But basically there was an article in Pittsburgh about the fan backlash to Aaron Rodgers and whether or not the fans will appreciate Aaron Rodgers in Pittsburgh.

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It was just kind of letters and emails from Steelers fans. Okay. This is a good one. My 81 year old father said that if Aaron Rogers comes to the Steelers, he will ruin the heart and soul of the team and it will never be the same again. Whoa.

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Maybe that's a bit dramatic, but he's talking about the honor a player should feel for the privilege of donning a Steeler uniform and representing a team that has a history that is intertwined with the citizens of Pittsburgh.

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I don't necessarily disagree. Yeah. Ruin it forever. It will never be the same. He could. It might not ever be the same after having Aaron Rodgers for one year.

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Yeah, I still think he's going to go to Pittsburgh. I do too. If we get to the draft and Aaron Rodgers still hasn't made up his mind and then he calls the Vikings and he says, I've thought about it. I'd like to come play in Minnesota. Do you think they know? Do they take that call? I don't think so.

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So I actually don't hate the fit for Jameis in New York. No. He's going to throw a million deep balls to Malik Nabors. It's going to be fun.

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It's great. Yeah, but what offseason? I guess we should say, like, what offseason to the offseason? It broke. Everyone thought that it was going to happen days ago, that we'd get some news about Russell or about Diggs. Turns out they happened within like 10 minutes of each other. Russell Wilson to the Giants, to me, feels like a wife move. Do you agree? Was it Sierra?

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Sierra was like, hey, I lived in Pittsburgh. I went to Denver for you. Let's do something for me. It's my turn now.

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So it's interesting because with those two quarterbacks, they couldn't be any more dissimilar. I think that's the right word. If Russ was a starting job, he's going to go out there, he's going to bum you out. But the thing is, After like two weeks of Russ bumming you out, you're going to want Jameis playing quarterback.

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So what they should do is give the starting job to Jameis and say it's his to lose. And then they bring Russ in. He kind of stables things. He makes things nice and quiet. And then after maybe like three or four weeks, he starts to bum you out. Then you go back to Jameis. That's the prescription for the season. Sprinkle in some Tommy DeVito. Some Tommy DeVito, yeah.

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I understand the sentiment. I think that Jameis going through training camp, the boys are going to be fired up to have Jameis playing quarterback week one. Don't get it twisted. Jameis should be the starting quarterback week one. It might not go well. It's not going to happen, though. It's going to be Russ. They're paying him more money. I know, but it should be Jameis.

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That way you can go to Russ, go to the safe guy, bring in the stepdad, have him come in, mellow things out, and then you switch back to Jameis. But I could, yeah, just go to the hot hand, whatever. Brian Dable, I think if you look at these quarterbacks that they have, the three QBs they've got in that room, That is a pre-fired head coach, 100%.

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If those three guys are your plan, I was thinking maybe they get Jameis and then they draft someone and then they bring that guy along slowly. Then Dable could do the thing where he's like, okay, we're going to start him after week seven. He shows some promise. Keep me around so that I can develop this guy in the future. I don't know if that's going to happen anymore.

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It feels like they're not going to go quarterback. They still might. Who knows? Weird things have happened. The way that it looks right now, Brian Dable, you're going to be a great offensive coordinator somewhere.

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Yeah, did you notice, did you watch any of the hard knocks, the in-season stuff last year with Russ Wilson on the Steelers? Yeah. He sometimes talks like Jameis, like the words are the same. but he doesn't believe him. The difference is Jameis believes the Jameis words. Russ is just like an AI transcript, like a voiceover of a Jameis Winston sound clip.

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I like that take, though, that it's providing him with mental reps of dealing with a problem wide receiver that he's going to have to deal with in the future at some point.

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Yeah. He's going to, man, he's going to fall in love with Joe Milton's arm. He's going to be like, this reminds me of Josh.

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There was that takeaway from Pro Day, and then there was the Alex Restrepo 40-yard dash time from Miami's Pro Day. Did you see what he ran?

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He ran a 4.8, and speed isn't everything. I guess they're going to look at the tape. Our good friend Arian Foster ran like a 4.75 at his Pro Day, and he had like a tweaked hamstring. He was pretty good when he put the pads on.

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Got hammock people mad at me. Post-madness clarity. Post-madness clarity. I feel like I'm on the right side of history with a hammock take. I went out, had a nice little sit on a hammock yesterday morning. Got some direct sunlight in my eyes like you're supposed to start. That's my morning routine.

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I feel like he's probably booked up for the next six months reviewing those documents.

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chill on the hammock get the uv rays i did do some research though into how dangerous hammocks a lot of people die i think that this is a product of the media this is big mattress this is big mattress trying to steer you away from hammocks they put out all this stuff relative to what anytime somebody dies in a hammock it becomes a big news story like a shark attack hammocks are more afraid of you than you are them

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That was very funny, though, if you criticize Big Cat for making dinner for his family.

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My take is that some of us aren't pussies and it's extreme sports. It's like extreme sleeping. Listen.

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I wish you had a modicum of coordination where you could sit down and stand without falling down.

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No, that's... You're getting Big Cat 101 to get Hank. I know. The argument was about hammocks. He's moved it to now you're wrong about outdoor furniture. Also, the original argument... Which you are. Hank is wrong about outdoor furniture, but you're also correct about hammocks.

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Yeah, because he shot it from such a long distance away and it looked like it went in. They celebrated because they thought that it went in. We only saw that angle. It was a polar swish. Yeah, parallax angle. Then the new camera angle came out and he missed it short. It hit the net, but it didn't go in. So if you're at the other end, you think it went in. They showed that to us. We were lied to.

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What am I missing here? Yeah, no, this is exactly what happened. Yeah, Memes is raising his hand. Yes, Memes?

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Oh, you have to. But he does like a little shimmy, right? He kind of celebrates it. He does like a little pose.

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I don't see that. I did go deep into hammock Twitter and hammock Internet yesterday. And there are a lot of hammock message boards and people just like rate my hammock set up. I've been sleeping in a hammock for five years now. I'm trying to get my girlfriend to sleep in a hammock too. Any recommendations for how I can get her to? That's kind of weird. Yeah, there's a lot of weirdos out there.

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You go get it there. Here's what's going to happen. He's going to hit the ceiling because he's going to be so juiced up.

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I'm going to get it there. Big Cat's talking all this shit. He doesn't think I'm strong. I'm going to be so strong. I'm going to get it there. It's going to break a light. You're getting there. That's my call, actually. Broken light. Oh, Broken Light would be great. Speaking of Broken Light, so the Caps just re-signed Chikrin to an eight-year deal. Okay. He is an anti-lightbulb guy.

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What does that mean? He doesn't have lightbulbs in his house. Is he Polish? He doesn't know how to put them in? No, he thinks that lightbulbs are bad for you. So he's got just beeswax candles all around his house.

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It's a mistake waiting to happen. But yeah, he's one of the anti-UV guys. I didn't know those guys existed. Anti-light bulbs? That's the guy from Better Call Saul. Yeah, where it's just, yeah, the tinfoil everywhere? The tinfoil, and yeah, puts everything inside a box outside. Anti-light bulbs, that's a new one. That is kind of crazy, right? Aaron Rodgers might become an anti-light bulb guy.

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That's bad. I was like, what the fuck, man? He's one of those guys that's like, if it's not found, if that color isn't found in nature, it shouldn't be on my food. Yeah. All the neon colors are delicious on food.

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What is Hank doing? What is Hank doing? Max is getting some sort of... What did he just give you?

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Did not get it there. Yes, it did. You cannot get it there anytime you want. Two things. One, it didn't get there. Two, Hank is probably 15 yards closer than Steph Curry was. Yeah, you cannot get it there anytime you want.

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But you can't get it there. I know he's like twice as long. You can back up to where he was.

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Do his texts go to everyone? I don't know because he normally texts in all caps for his pics. Yeah. And so I assume that goes to everyone at the same time. But the last five times he's texted me something else that's been in lowercase, you guys have gotten the same text at the same time. Yeah. Yeah, he sent, check this out.

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Bad move. Did he include them on a group text? I don't know. But here's the thing. Dan Hurley, I'm fine with Dan Hurley. Because if you have a problem with Dan Hurley, then you have a problem with college basketball. And winning. Because if you go back throughout the years, you've got great coaches who are always, they're on that line.

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He doesn't do anything. He spends six hours in the morning journaling, doing UV light therapy. Or no, that's the IR sauna, right? He's in like the infrared sauna. Yeah. He goes to the gym. He jumps into the gym for four minutes. Yep. Uh, and then the funniest part is when he's at his computer and he just goes, yeah, I'm going to need 10,000. Right. And then they just cuts the next one.

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But it still stands. He says that there's been a lot of people that copied him.

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And so people copy that. You're right, making fun of him. He doesn't realize that they're making fun of him. And then he had a moment of clarity where he thought to himself, you know what? A lot of people follow Jesus too and mimicked him. So if he's good enough to allow people to mimic him, then I can be good enough to allow people to mimic me.

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And also, the guy is jacked up. So whatever his routine is, he has an insane amount of dedication to it. The banana peel facial that everybody was talking about, rubbing a banana peel on your face. If you don't remember, our good friend Uncle Chaps did that like four years ago. And he got potassium poisoning inside of his eye because he rubbed a banana peel on his face one time.

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And he had to basically have his eyelid lanced open and had surgery done on his eye. And it's still kind of fucked up to this day. So don't rub banana peels on your face. Bananas are for eating.

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They can be kind of assholes sometimes, especially if they lose. Mm-hmm. He wins. He can be intense. He can be an asshole. That's who he is. Good for the sport. Also, the SID probably shouldn't threaten somebody's career for taking a video in a public place.

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Yeah. So I like, I like both these guys. I like the guy that goes to target that just, because it's so funny. You set a camera up on a tripod and then you, you wheel the shopping cart into the frame. You get something off the shelf, wheel the shopping cart out. Then you go and you pick up your tripod and you, if you move on to the next race, like I am in love with the,

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Mine would be telling Blake to not wake me up yet three times and then trying to start the El Camino, then letting Blake outside, then trying to start the El Camino again, then having a cup of coffee, trying to start the El Camino, putting Blake in his crate and getting in my other car and drive to work. That's what my morning routine is.

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You should do a video of your morning. I'm not a morning guy. Yeah. Oh, really? We're familiar.

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Wake up, get angry at something. No. How do you handle that if there's nobody in your apartment when you wake up and you're angry? Who do you get that out on?

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That was a cool throne. My hot seat is the media. Media is in the hot seat. And I guess we can include ourselves in the media. We were put there by Doc Rivers because Doc Rivers says no one tells the real story. And I'm fine with that. It's unfair in some ways. I don't get enough credit for getting the three wins in the playoffs. I get credit for losing.

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I always say, what if we had lost to Houston in six? No one cares. One of the things I'm proud of is we've never been swept. All the coaches have been swept in the playoffs. My teams achieve. A lot of them overachieve, and I'm very proud of that. Wow. So it's on us for not telling the full story about Doc Rivers. He has won three games in the playoffs many times in a series.

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You've got to go good cop, bad cop. Right. Your job is just to be the most likable person ever. Even if you don't like the journalist, you've got to be like, hey, I know you're a great guy. My job could be in trouble if that gets out. Would you mind taking that down?

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You think so? Yeah. Well, you're discounting the fact that when he loses the 3-1 leads, he's won three games. He's won three games. That should be worth something. Like, if you get up 28-3 against the Patriots in the Super Bowl, that should be worth something.

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Scared of the Cavs. Exactly. You said, no, no, you guys are twisting my words. And then you said, no, I'd like to play the team that's the better matchup. Meaning the team that you're not afraid of.

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No, we beat him before. We'll beat him again. Okay. My cool throne is FIFA. FIFA is on the cool throne because former FIFA president Sepp Blatter was cleared of all corruption charges by a Swiss court Tuesday. So two and a half years after the original hearing, he was once the most powerful figure in global football, and now he's been cleared of fraud.

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So he was at the extraordinary appeals chamber of the Swiss criminal court, which is a crazy name for an appeals chamber. So anyone that was pointing a finger at Sepp Blatter and saying that FIFA is corrupt, Sepp Blatter is corrupt, guess what? You're wrong. He's been officially cleared. He's done nothing wrong. Okay. So he's a good guy. Good guy. Never did anything wrong.

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FIFA, it turns out, plot twist, not corrupt. Everything's above board in FIFA. Oh. So why did we ever think that FIFA was doing anything wrong? Because we're getting billions of dollars to give the World Cup to Qatar and Saudi Arabia. Which, again, no proof of anything under the table happening there. Right. So move on. Move the fuck on.

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I do like the fact that FIFA will just they will always be corrupt. That's what they are.

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Very corrupt thing. They're so corrupt that they get cleared of corruption charges.

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People are asking me to comment on the U.S. national team losing. Here's my comment. Who did we lose to? I think we would lose to Panama. Who cares? We're automatically in. Who cares? That's my comment. Who cares?

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That was an all-star game. Yeah, true. Well, this tournament didn't mean anything. This was a tournament? It was a tournament. Was it the Nations League? The storied Nations League finals? God damn it. None of these tournaments mean anything. We're in. Who cares? You got to lose before you win. We keep losing in these tournaments.

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Everyone thought that our new coach would be great. I think he still will be great. I think he intentionally lost these games to light a fire under the boys' eyes.

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Golden generation. Again, just make Messi a United States citizen. Just do that.

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The Federal Reserve should just be based on Big Cat's bets. Yeah. I don't. I think it's still developing right now. But are you on Signal? I'm not. If you were on Signal, you might have been added to that group chat. I'm on. No, I'm on. I have a telegram. Okay. If you were on Signal, they might have accidentally added you to the group chat.

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I wonder if he. Yeah, he might have got the invite. So apparently there's a group chat when you're getting ready to bomb a place. And they're like, hey, here's what we're going to do. Here are our concerns. Here's how we're going to bomb it. They accidentally added the editor in chief of the Atlantic to the group chat. Wait, they text before they're going to bomb? Apparently. That's crazy.

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I wonder what the picture is in the group chat. You know how every group chat has that one image? What do they set that to? Bombs away, yeah. Just an F-18. So apparently they were planning on the bombing, and then they added probably the last guy in the world they would want to add, which is a guy that already hates them, that runs the Atlantic. Got it.

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He got added to the group chat and then he released the logs, part of them from the group chat. And it was like, hey, here's how they plan to bomb the Houthis in Yemen. And then it happened. And then he left the group chat. By the way, if you get added to a group chat where the boys are planning war. Yeah. How do you leave that group chat? You got to stay in that group chat.

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Or send a picture of your balls. Yeah. That's what I would have done. Send a picture of your balls to the group chat, then log out and be like, hey, whose balls are those? Who did we accidentally add?

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Okay. I would like to be in that group chat. Just because I want to know about the different planes they're going to use. Just see it.

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There was like an hour on Sunday where no matter what TV you were looking at, there was a review going on. Yes. It could have been in hockey. There were a couple of those. It could have been in any number of basketball games. Basketball is like 30% reviews now. Yeah.

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Bobby Knight. Yeah. Bobby Knight was an asshole. Right. He was also a great coach. Jim Boeheim. Jim Boeheim. Dickhead. Also a great coach. I think Dan Hurley, if you look at the last year of Dan Hurley, through the last tournament, he was the story. He gave people in the media a lot of stuff to talk about.

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I feel like Jokic could also learn from wearing the long-sleeve shirt underneath the jersey. That might diminish some of the razor-barbed cuts that he gets on his arms every game.

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So, Scott, we've talked to a few friends of yours over the years that have given their side of things for what it's like to watch a Terps game with Scott Van Pelt. What are you like during Terps games? Do you entertain outsiders or is it Maryland fans or nothing?

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When he was deciding if he's going to be the coach of the Lakers or whatever, that whole span, he was leading all the news broadcasts. He was leading every single sports show in America. What will Dan Hurley do? He makes your job so much easier if you're in the media. You should want guys like this around.

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I think that Dan Hurley goes over the line, but that's why you have an SID to pull that back and to apologize. And say, I'm going to ruin your life. Not to draw more attention to it and be like, fuck you. Right.

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To reiterate what you said, if you're a fan of a competing team... Oh, yeah. This is... You should hate Dan Hurley. Like, yes, he's a prick. Look at how he's treating everybody. Lean all the way into that.

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Yeah. Scott, I watched you a couple weeks ago, and I want to compliment you because I thought that your interview with Jokic after he had 20 assists was really strong from your end. And you went into the interview thinking, maybe I'm going to get some emotion out of the guy. Maybe after this incredible evening, he's going to sense some of the same joy that I'm sensing and we're sensing as fans.

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And I think all of us were feeling the same way you were. And then he kind of was just like... Yeah, you know, it's his basketball game. I look forward to the next one, you know, back to practice. He did not give you anything, but you were trying very hard to drag it out of him. Did you think that you'd be able to do it?

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Show me a good loser. I'll show you a loser. You know what I mean? But that's the thing. Guys like me and Big Cat are good losers, and there's a reason why we've never won a championship.

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That's a good answer. Yeah, that is interesting. Have you ever had an interview where somebody cried and you weren't expecting them to cry?

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Yeah. Yeah. That's very cool. I think we had that experience with Chris Berman. Chris Berman cried.

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Yeah, he's a little rough around the edges. What makes him sometimes out of line makes him great, you know? So I don't think I agree. I think that, you know, there is a line. There's always going to be a line of what, you know, verges into complete asshole territory, unlikable behavior. He is unlikable at times, but in a weird way.

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I think that's why he it's a great story and he's a great character in college basketball. And with, you know, players bouncing around, it's good to have those guys remain in one spot that kind of they write the storylines for college basketball.

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Right. Scott, while we have you here, it's almost Masters time. I feel like this weekend is when we hear the tinkling of the ivories, the first commercial, the first, you know, hello, friends.

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This is going to be the only time this maybe ever happens in the history of the show, so we'll have you on to discuss this.

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Now, I am rooting for you this weekend. I would love to see nothing more than your Terps beat the Gators and move on. I want to see you in the Final Four, Scott. I really do. But in terms of the Masters specifically, is there anybody, anyone that you're looking at to keep our eye on? Maybe an underdog that's been playing really well that you think can handle Augusta.

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I heard our guy Beef was telling me about that the other day, that I think people are going to be allowed to have cell phones at Augusta and take pictures. I might have gotten fed misinformation about this, but that's what he told me.

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And just to clear up some misinformation, I might have gotten some misinformation from Beef because I researched it. It said cell phones are not allowed at the 2025 Masters Tournament. So, bullet dodged. I was very upset about that. Good that we got to the bottom of that so quickly. Yeah.

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Yes, he might have gotten dunk-sintled. I'm thinking that, or ball-sacked. He might have gotten ball-sacked.

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When Coach K goes into an opposing team's locker room after a game to talk to the players, that is being such a good loser that you are the worst loser.

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No, I think that's completely relatable. So you want another day. If it was on Friday, then you could spend all Thursday watching the games and then also reading more articles about the Terps and the Terps' magical run. You get to watch more highlights without having that sadness where it's like, that was a great run. I get to enjoy this day of celebration.

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If they told you, Dad, we're actually going to root for the over, would that make you happy?

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I think it's probably 30 to 50, somewhere in that range for all of us. We ate so much Reese's. It was so good. It's chocolate. It's peanut butter. Reese's peanut butter cups are a winning part of the game day experience. Eat Reese's peanut butter cups. Feed your fandom.

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And if you're saying that this is ruining college basketball, and we did, there's been a lot of hand-wringing. I think we took part in a little bit of hand-wringing on Monday talking about is NIL ruining the tournament from the Cinderella aspect. The ratings just came out, Big Cat.

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Yeah. You're good. The day ones are always the best. If I see a day one of tagging PFT commenter until something, I'm way more likely to respond to that.

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It's Frank Mitchell. I love that. I love that from Woj. So many people still have Woj notifications on their phone, and now they're getting overloaded with St. Bonnie's news. Perfect job, Woj. That's huge.

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I think you might just not know the difference between parallel and perpendicular. Is she saying she sleeps with a pillow lengthwise? Like aligning with her body?

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The best viewership since 1993. Wow. Averaging 9.4 million viewers throughout the second round.

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Hank, it might also just be you could start using a leg pillow if somebody told you that made your golf swing better. That's true. Do anything. It does help. Does it? I actually do. I have three pillows now that I think about it. One under the head, one between the knees, and then the third I take off the bed every day and I throw on the floor.

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Or like you have one of those inversion tables. You just strap your ankles in it, sleep upside down like a bat. How many pillows you got, Memes?

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that makes no sense so they're sleeping on just a small portion yeah and i guess if you're smaller like even me i'm 5 10 basically uh but if you lay if i lay in a bed and i go pillow lengthwise i run out of bed at the bottom yeah if you're at the bottom of your lengthwise pillow huh maybe it's a small pillow it could be small it could be decorative the half size pillow could be decorative

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Yeah, the noogie. Noogie's always a good one. Nut shot. Nut shot, fish hook. Fish hook. Fish hook is diabolical. It's the equalizer.

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It's smart advice. It's good advice on the whole. What is that? Like fifth base fingering somebody's nose? Yeah. It's a weird move. Fourth.

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Does he just do it like a quick twist or does he try to go excavating? Is he like picking boogers out?

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Yeah, I know. That doesn't make sense. I think it's because it's implied that you might eat it.

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There's a graphic that goes viral once every couple years that says, did you know? It's one of those things where they say you've been doing it wrong this whole time. Did you know that toilets are actually meant to be shit on facing the tank because you have a place to rest your book on top of it? Again, I don't think that's true. No, I don't think that's true.

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Yeah. How old were you when you discovered that this is the proper way to sit on the toilet?

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Dan Hurley effect, yeah. Also maybe Duke. Duke Baylor was a big one. Kentucky being in.

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You just got to wait. You got to wait for the next thing to come out and he'll move on to it.

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I was hoping that every single rating this guy had was going to be five booms. Yeah. They're all good. Yeah, that's got to suck when he throws out one boom. What is it, 4.2 booms?

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I could see whatever the new trend is that's going to happen in like six months. He'll just incorporate that instead of boom. Then you'll have to get upset at him about that. Let guys have hobbies. Sounds like he's passionate about this. I would encourage it. Also, sounds like he's keeping a good log of like where you can go back to dinner.

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Yeah, this is actually, if you take out the boom and the Costco guys from the equation, he's being a good boyfriend. Right.

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I think that if Arkansas, they want to be a football school. But I think they're okay with being a basketball. They're fine with being a basketball school. But if they got really fucking good at football.

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Because otherwise it's idolatry. Right. Otherwise you're worshiping something besides the Lord.

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Do you have Mormons getting mad at you, Max? Oh, yeah, Mormons are mad. Well, it's actually a compliment. We're saying that you put your faith first. Right.

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No, you're Mormons. Yeah. Yeah, you're 27 years old, and you're in school, and you look great because you've never touched alcohol. I'm starting to think. I'm honestly envious of Mormons.

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In solidarity with Mormon people, I will live my life as a Mormon on Thursday if that's what it takes to have them beat Alabama.

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I'm not going to drink alcohol. I'm going to soak. What else? You can't fuck? I'll get married twice.

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I can't drink coffee, but I think I can do that thing where you make your own drink out of Dr. Pepper, heavy cream, coffee creamer, and sugar. I'll make my own dirty soda in a stand-up.

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I think some can. I think I'll go diet Mormon. I think some are allowed to have caffeine.

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I think it depends on what the head guy does. Whatever the Mormon of the month is that's running the religion at the time, they get to dictate. Yeah, Keir.

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What? Oh, yeah, good point. Oh, he could do some memes. I would love to see Oldie signing memes. I bet he'd be great at it.

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I mean, this is what was concerning me about the report. It was that the commanders are looking to make a strong offer, but if they do, the Eagles are set to make an offer that he can't refuse. Ooh, that's big Dom. It sounds like big Dom is like, no, I'm going to leave a horse head in your head.

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This is why I'm terrified of having Big Dom in the division because he can make trades like that happen.

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Although he did apparently see Rossini today and didn't say anything. Just kind of swallowed his mic. Oh, no. Wow.

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Yeah, I've been told that Meme saw her, made eye contact, and then did not say a single word to her. I said hello, and then I didn't say a word. How did you say hello? What did she say? She said, oh, hey, guys. Hug? No, she gave Max a hug.

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Took off one round. Fact check. Safer to fly than ever. Source. Fact check. Source.

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Is there a chance so far? Any good landing is one that you can walk away from. That was a great landing.

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No, Hank shoots an oversized load anytime he sees a video of a plane almost crash. Yeah. Now it's to the point where Hank almost enjoys the plane crash. You're just looking. You're just seeing it more. And the fact is, Hank, January of 2025. fewer plane incidents than January of 2024. Wow. Source? How about that? Reality. The source is the documented worldwide incidence of plane crashes.

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Wait, when did that plane crash in D.C.? February. I don't recall. I think that was February. Oh, no, that was January. You are seeing more.

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I mean, you're the one that put planes on the hot seat. Now you're saying just chill out. Which one is it?

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Yeah. He's having a moment. He is. Did he say who he liked in Mississippi State, Alabama?

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Is he eating people? It's called The Dark Knight. Wait, is he back? Yeah. I thought he was selling real estate in the Bahamas. No, he's back. He's doing a movie. It's called The Dark Knight. It's a movie about a vigilante superhero kind of guy, and it's not related to Batman.

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My favorite fact about Armie Hammer, it weirds me out every time I relearn this one. His grandfather was the CEO of Armie Hammer. But his grandfather's name was Armand Hammer.

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He was the CEO of Armand Hammer, but he wasn't the founder of Armand Hammer. Whoa. So his name was Armand Hammer. The company Armand Hammer came out, and everybody was like, dude, you should buy this company because it's your name. And then he ended up buying the company. That's sick. So he is kind of the heir to the Armand Hammer franchise, but they didn't find it. Wow.

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All right. PFT. My hot seat is Bonnie Blue. She is a liar. She lied to us. No. What? She's not actually pregnant.

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Fake pregnancy. What? You think you know somebody. But is at least Lily pregnant? We're still unclear about that one. Okay. I'm going to guess probably not. Wait, they both claim pregnancy? Yeah.

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Well, what she claims she did was she said that she said she was pregnant to get more money on her OnlyFans account. And then she used that money to pay for her friend's fertility treatment, IVF, because the price of eggs is going way up. So there is a pregnancy. Someone is about to be pregnant. Got it. And I think the other girl, Lily, I think she might be pregnant.

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But now it's like a boy who cried wolf situation. So now since – but she only fucked 100 guys, right?

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is fertility stuff to help fertility have babies if you can't have it inter vitro fertilization you got it yeah yeah you know they used to call test tube babies You know that. Yeah, it makes sense. It's where they take, you like nut into a bottle and then the girl nuts into a bottle and then you mix them together. You stir them around.

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But yeah, so Bonnie Blue, liar. Yeah. Well, I guess Cool Throne, Paul Bissonnette. Yeah. He can still munch that bin.

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Yeah, exactly. All right. My Cool Throne is Gronk. Yes. Yes. Hank, did you hear about this? I did. So there was a report today amongst the Denver media that Rob Gronkowski is considering a return to the NFL and that he would like to potentially play for the Denver Broncos. Wow.

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Okay. Well, I think there was a little bit more to it than that, Hank. Do tell. Why would that report just come out? They've worked together way in the past. Is there more that I missed? League sources tell me four-time Super Bowl champion Rob Gronkowski is considering a return to the NFL. He worked with Sean Payton Fox, and I'm told he loves Denver. You left that part out. You left that part out.

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You very conveniently left out two major parts of this report. One, he loves Denver. This guy's false. A guy was told that he loves Denver. That's definitely false. Two of his brothers, Dan and Chris, had short stints to the team.

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There's no chance he could do it. If they're looking to bring on a guy that hasn't played in the NFL as a tight end, I feel like Jokic would be a damn good tight end. But does he love Denver? I don't think he loves Denver. I don't think he loves Denver. And his brothers. I don't think his brothers ever played for the Broncos. Yeah.

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Well, the last line was that his brothers both played for the Broncos. Oh, but what was the line before that? He worked with Sean Payton at Fox, and I'm told he loves Denver and quarterback Bo Nix. That was, yeah. He loves Denver, dude.

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My hot seat is... Oh, also, Baby Gronk has committed to Georgia. Oh. He said he will commit to Georgia. I hate that kid. No offense. Why?

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You found a body. Come here. Oh, side hug. And he hit her with a side hug, too. Damn. So he got the offer. He's committing to Georgia.

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No, he said, he said, there are no baddies that go to Georgia. Then I said, then I misspoke and said body instead of baddie. Okay. You know what, Hank? You're on an all-time hate streak right now. He's just mad.

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Jerry's talking me into Mama Justice. Oh, yeah. He's shown me enough clips.

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The most magical city in Indiana. Yes. Indianapolis. That's facts. There's magic on these streets.

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I also saw a story, an unconfirmed report, that she's got a beef with Blake Lively going right now. Is that true, Hank?

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That was funny. Yeah, Van Wilder, Waiting, two great films. Deadpool. I liked the Welcome to Wrexham thing.

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Voted on to be banned, led by the Packers. An unnamed team has requested that the NFL change the tush-push rule. That unnamed team is the Green Bay Packers.

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But is there any truth to the fact that there's a rift between Blake Lively and Taylor Swift now?

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They're being salty about it. And for the record, I'm against banning the tush-push. This is the Ravens. It's John Harbaugh all over again.

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I mean, that brings up a good point. What phones historically would you like to purchase? I think the Brett Favre phone. Yeah. The Brett Favre phone would be good. Joe Horn. Joe Horn's phone from underneath the uprights and the end zone. Tom Brady deflate gate phone. Now that thing's destroyed.

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I might still be active. That might be an active phone. Yeah, it might be.

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You are really going to want this one. Whose job, hypothetically, would have been to archive all the part of my take stuff? That would have been you. How's the Bonkless going this year? Let's pull it up. Because the people love it. Yeah, they do. You just aren't doing it. That's not true. I maybe just got way less horny this year.

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Or you could just try jumping over the line of scrimmage infinity times in a row to try to stop it. Keep the tush push, but also allow teams to do that.

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I just told all of them they're really good at their job. That's a weak, weak bonk list, Hank. Yeah, your bonk list sucks, Hank.

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Because it just doesn't work. The weird part about it is the Bills were the other team besides the Eagles that used that play the most this season. And it worked for them until the playoffs.

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There was another coach that we had on. There might have been another coach. A few years ago that said, not only cats, but multiple cats.

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So you don't own a dog. Are you an aspiring dog owner? No, I'm not. But you love dogs. You appreciate their work. I don't have time for pets, guys. Oh, that's fair. That's fair. Football is life.

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And then it didn't work. And now Sean McDermott is like, yeah, I think I'm in favor of banning the play now.

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So I was actually, I was a little bit worried that you were not going to show up today because you love canceling interviews at the last second. Is that true?

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Hard question. Was it a question? It sounded like a statement. I was expressing my deep fears. No, honestly, I did want you as the coach of the commanders last year. I think it worked out well for everybody involved. No question.

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I like that a lot. You seem like an intense guy, somebody who's very clear about your intentions for everything. When did you know that you wanted to be a head football coach?

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You were watching film, figuring out ways to arrange data, or what was that?

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That's pretty cool. It's an interesting ability that you have because if you were to go back 20 years, how many football coaches have ever written code trying to organize their systems? It's probably 0%. There's probably not many. Yeah. There's probably not many.

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One thing that I really love about your coaching style is all the downfield laterals that you do.

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I love them. So we've been talking about that on this show. I think every single head coach that we've interviewed, I've been telling them like more downfield laterals, there's ability to break open big plays. By the way, that, you know, defenses are coached on how to tackle, swarm to the ball, opens up gaps. You use that as much as anybody in the NFL in your offense.

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Is that something that you've like grown up looking at the, you know, the percentages and done all the analytics and said you have the ability to make

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Well said. Yeah. I mean, they banned the slam dunk when Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was throwing it down too much. That's true. So maybe they'll bring it back.

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You have to coach it. You have to have guys that are ready for it, guys that are ready to pitch it. And if you watch rugby, there are people that are very capable of, while they're getting hit, offload the ball, boom, break it for a touchdown.

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So when you're doing different things, you want people to be like, oh, they're just running their vanilla offense. I think I'm going to dumb it down.

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players from behind because that that was the rule for a while so you yeah but you're talking about just let them do normal quarterback sneaks but yeah normal correct sneaks yeah the rule for a while was that you weren't allowed to assist a ball carrier you can have like alignment or tight end grab somebody and push them forward right like the uh the matt liner reggie bush yeah that would have been illegal at one point but then they took that out because they said it was too hard to officiate

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So if there was a great running back that was around in the draft, you'd think, man, that guy would be important. Certainly. That's a good answer. I would think that way too. That's a good answer. I like that you're very comfortable doing the, I know that I'm getting too close to something and I can't give away too much information.

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So I'm going to sit here and smile and let you guys figure it out. You're beyond your years on that. When you were working with Coach Dan Campbell in Detroit, one thing that we love about Coach Campbell is we think that he's actually very, very smart.

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He's a super smart guy, and sometimes he likes to toss a little red meat out to the media to get them talking about a lion on the sidelines instead of trying to actually figure out what he's up to in the games. But I think he's an underrated, intelligent coach. He knew exactly when to go for it on fourth down according to actual statistics.

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it wasn't like sometimes it might've been overall motto of we're going to be aggressive, but it was all backed up by math on that. Was that like going into every game? Did you know the exact scenarios where you had to be prepared to go for on fourth down? And if so, did you stay with the, with that plan or were there times where you had to deviate from the plan?

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I don't think it's that hard to officiate. I don't think so either. If you clearly see it, then you can call it.

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fake fall down and score a touchdown but it was damn cool yeah and i just be like damn that was pretty damn cool i appreciate it yeah yeah the made it come to life was it on thanksgiving or it might have been the uh the other time you guys played the bears where you just had pene sewell just stiff arm like four guys you know yeah was he was he planning on throwing that ball or was the design just have him run over as many bears as possible

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3685.885

I got another coaching scenario for you. Go ahead. At the end of a game, let's say you guys have a lead. I think it might be a two-point lead, maybe three-point lead. The opponent has the ball around the 45-yard line.

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Minus 45. Okay. And there's, I don't know, like four seconds left. There's two schools of thought on how to defend it. One, you use 11 guys to play defense against the Hail Mary. And the other is you have one of your players flip off somebody in the crowd on the Hail Mary. Okay. So I know you're an offensive guy, so maybe this hasn't occurred to you. What would you do?

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And I'm in a great spot here because I'm firmly saying that I'm anti-banning the tush push, but I'm also going to be really, really happy when they do decide to ban it.

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Yes, it did. And I think it's worked out well for everyone involved. Sliding doors. We got to interview Caleb on the podcast back in August of last year, and I asked him this question. I'm curious to know your answer to it as well. But if there was a button that you could press, And if you press the button, the Bears would win 10 Super Bowls, but one random Bears fan would die.

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You didn't have to do both of them. You could have just said one's fine. Give us both.

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I didn't know where the answer was going to go. 405 is pretty insane. You look like you're built like a steel trap.

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Yeah, but you didn't win the Super Bowl last year. Yeah, there's more. Way different. They don't ban nobodies. Way different.

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yeah get multiple same things looking differently and different things looking the same i love that i've got a serious question so you you went back to detroit a couple times when you had offers to be a head coach elsewhere you want to make sure that you were ready you were committed to the team i thought like actually probably a smart move you're not ready to go until you're ready to go and then the bears position opens up now you go to the bears and you have to play the lions twice a year did that influence your decision one way or the other

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Do you feel like your mastery of offense gives you a better insight as to how to lean in and give some examples of –

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That'd be fun. Is that Aaron Rodgers? I'm thinking if we're doing quarterback musical chairs this offseason. I think it's going to be Stafford and New York. I think it's going to be Aaron Rodgers, Los Angeles.

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How many, what's the longest you've gone without watching tape? Good question.

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It's probably been about a week. Have you taken a vacation and gone somewhere?

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Honey, I swear I'm not looking at tape right now. But you probably watch a ton, I would imagine.

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Big Cat asked you if you ever got reined in by Coach Campbell. He was like, that's too crazy. But have you ever had to rein yourself in? Was there a play that you designed and you were like, this is too much?

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Probably smart. That would have been one where if it worked, it would have been maybe the best play ever. But if it didn't work, it would be like, this is the dumbest play ever designed. Yeah. Yeah.

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I don't know how Mike – do you think Mike Tomlin would enjoy it? I think Mike Tomlin, he does like having – personalities to juggle on his team. At this point, we can say that Mike Todd, he's done a very good job in the past of having some absolute psychos on his team. Now it's to the point where I think he actually enjoys it. He gets off on it.

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Yeah. It works. No one returned it. It just rolled down. That's right. Yeah. My overall football philosophy is that the check down is always open on a flea flicker.

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You can get seven yards every time on a flea flicker. Yeah, I agree with that. Every single time. You got the tight end dragging across, make a whole offense out of that. Yeah. I'm also very stupid. I apologize. Do you like shovel passes?

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They're coming back, but it's more like an H-back where you have to be able to be a fullback and a tight end and a lot of different stuff. But there's something. I mean, what are your thoughts on Bear football? On bear football? Yeah, bear weather.

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So when me and Big Cat watch games, sometimes we just scream at the TV that you have to establish the run. Is that important too? Because you're a math guy, you know that if you run the ball more frequently, you end up winning those games based on the numbers afterwards, which has nothing to do with getting a lead and then running the football to drain the clock or anything like that.

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That's facts. That's facts. I heard that when you did the interview with the Bears, you stopped at the last minute and you went back to them and you just said, I want this job. Yes. Is that true?

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Yeah, I feel like that would have been the logical Kirk Cousins swan song out there.

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Is that the only team that you said that to? That is. So the Bears were the one you had identified, like, just so you know, this is the one that I'm interested in. That's right. That's a, I imagine a very powerful thing to say at the end of a job interview to somebody. I would imagine so. Right. Did you, did you feel like they, they reciprocated in that moment? I think they liked that.

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4714.38

Are you concerned about moving to Chicago? From our personal experience, at least mine, you put on a little weight when you move to Chicago.

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477.014

Do it, dude. So as it stands right now, Kirk Cousins, they've said that he's not going to be traded or anything. He's going to be a $50 million backup on the Falcons. On the Falcons. Congratulations to Kirk Cousins. What a move. $100 million guaranteed, signed last offseason. Then they ended up drafting his replacement. Then he got hurt, allegedly. Then Penix just took his job.

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You guys get hard knocks, and then you give your big, fiery first speech of the season. Glennie's just sitting behind you in front of the whiteboard just eating. Yeah. Shoveling some Rocky Road. It's not a bad thought.

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The boys are making gains, feeling strong. Hank, what have you been working on over there? Glutes and lats. Yeah. I mean, Hank, all due respect. Your body's been looking right. Thank you. You've been looking fit. Big Cat, I've seen you over there working out, getting jacked up.

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$100 million does not work. That's the American dream. But the Falcons also said that they were never informed of any injury from Kirk Cousins. What do you mean? So after the season was over... Kirk's camp let it leak out there. Yeah, it was dealing with a bunch of like shoulder, elbow, things like that. The Falcons are like, this is the first we've heard of it.

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Who's the biggest guy, not physically, but the one that you love the most that you've spotted in Indy the last couple years that you've gotten excited about?

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It was so big for him. He had the little shark backpack too on. Yeah, I know. It's a big backpack week. You see a bunch of dudes that used to be in shape are extremely well-groomed when it comes to their facial hair wearing lanyards and backpacks.

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you know what i watch on youtube come to life yeah so it's cool love it all right um all right guys on chicks it's like a fan fest but just no for steven chet i do like the description of like it's his twitter feed he's walking through the hallways and he's like oh this is yeah wow i didn't see bonnie blue here yeah anyway he got a little uncomfortable with that one

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5179.17

That sounds like he's got a hammer. Yeah, it sounds like he's got a package. I don't know. It sounds like he's also just very horny. I think he takes that out of his sleeve every night, hoping that you'll roll over and accidentally touch it. Yeah. There's no real reason to pull the boys out.

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I thought with Heat Sleeve, he was going for, like, you know, guys like to have our ass groove on the couch. Right? We've broken that in throughout the years. When you get a new set of underwear, you have to break that in, too. Yeah. It's like, I know how I fit in my old stuff.

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5247.057

What are we talking about? We're talking about heat sleeves. Everyone knows heat sleeves. You wiggle your penis through it and then you pee.

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5287.984

I'll go through there. But sometimes it's easier to just pull down. I don't even use my fly because I know I'll just end up pissing on myself. But then sometimes if you go over the top, it kind of pinches it off a little bit. Well, I go balls over the top too. But when you put it away, then you dribble out.

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5387.084

That would be a tough one to explain. Like, why are you skipping Valentine's Day? Well, because there's this tournament that just got created that I care deeply about.

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Yeah, you're so whipped. You went out to Valentine's Day dinner with your girlfriend. Yeah, that's crazy, dude. That's so gay.

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If you have some girlfriends that are also single, you should introduce them to his guy friends. Correct. That way, hook them up. Worlds collide.

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I was getting ready to take her side in this and being like, guy, he probably doesn't want that much space. He doesn't care that much about decorating because if you go over to a woman's apartment, especially in college, and compare it to a guy's, it's literally two different species.

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I'd agree. If they're real, that is concerning. They're waiting for the facts to come out. That's concerning. So if true that he allegedly... Nothing on the Steve Smith ban thing? No, that's not concerning.

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So mine used to be 100% planes and dogs. The jello. Look at mine. Mine's tits.

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It was. It used to be planes and dogs. Now it's dogs and football. Love that.

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579.5

Yeah, I mean, in a perverse way, this is probably the best team that the Steve Smith thing could have happened to because they've got bigger fish to fry out there.

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Are you kidding me? Yeah, yeah. When we said he was washed, we didn't know that it was a table shower.

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It was reactionary. Like if it was in-house, he would have posted that to Slack.

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Yeah. It's in-house now. Speaking of A-Rod, he might get leagued. What? You see his half-court shot?

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773.7

He's going to have to break his hip. Which would you prefer your star player have? A meniscus procedure or that they break a bone in his hip to alleviate knee pain? That sounds horrible.

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No, but this one was called radical. Radical meniscus. What does that even mean? His recovery is on a skateboard.

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That's a big oof. Breaking a bone to alleviate a different set of pain that you're having sounds – Sounds radical. Sounds radical. Either radical or it sounds like something you would do in the 1800s. Like a Civil War injury. Oh, you got shot in your pelvis? No worries. We're just going to take a sledgehammer to your foot. That way you won't feel your pelvis.

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I don't know what I'm talking about. Maybe it'll help. We'll break your hip. If your knee recovers, it means you're a witch and we have to kill you.

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Big Cat, did you hear that the Thunder put you on the Jumbotron tonight? What? Saying wear the shirt.

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I don't have a clip. Somebody just tweeted at me and said Big Cat was just on the Jumbotron before the game telling fans to put the shirt on. And the shirt guy was he was sticking out. He was he was like neon colored tonight, not wearing a shirt.

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So I do want to hear I want to hear the Thunder fans explanation for why I want to hear his reasoning behind it, because he might have a good reason. I don't know.

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It feels like this might be the year for our friends up in Toronto.

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Big Cat, I know we're going to talk about the Caps in a second. Did you see the teeth? No. So Alex Alexiev, he got hit in the face by a stick. It was inadvertent. They called it a four-minute penalty at the time, and they took it off because it was on a follow-through. But he got hit in the mouth by a stick. He lost two of his front teeth on the ice, and they found the teeth.

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crew found the teeth they took a picture of it and they put up online these are some gnarly ass teeth they look like shark teeth i tweeted out a second ago um but apparently he needs like full facial reconstruction dental surgery and he's like you know what i'll do it after the playoffs fuck it we gotta send this to max see if he can puke again oh shit yeah pretty gnarly right you know what you know what lucy's teeth don't get enough credit for being as big as they are

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Two front teeth. Like a fang. Nuts. Yeah, it's a canine tooth. He's Russian. He might be part wolf.

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He's not even lifting his head. Memes, how many numbers would this clip do if Max just puked during the show? He just started puking on himself.

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if you died during the show, it would be tremendous for the ratings. Incredible. That would be true.

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Well, I like him, but again, I go back to the fact that having a fat pope would be great for the vibes. It would. I would love to see a fat pope. Pierre Batista Pete Zabala. Yeah, it's a good name. That is his name. But Big K, that's short-sighted because when you become pope, you take on a new pope name.

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You'll forget. He'll be like, I'm Pope Innocent the 17th. It's not going to be Pope Pizzabala.

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I would respect that. I would respect that a lot. Yeah, I would like to see a fat pope. Also, if you're the pope, it must be a real letdown to die right after Easter. Because if you die on Easter as the Pope, that's some pizzazz. That's some flair. That is a one-way ticket to sainthood, right? It's like when I think Thomas Jefferson, didn't he die on the 4th of July?

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Yeah. Pretty cool thing. If you're the Pope and you die on Easter, you're like, that's a legacy move right there.

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Yeah. And apparently our vice president, J.D. Vance, was the last person to see the Pope alive. Wearing a yellow tie. Interesting. What is that?

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Like what happened to the other popes? They retired and then they died?

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Right. Steal home court. Also, if you're the Rockets, game two kind of feels like a game seven.

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No, you've got to be old. I feel like you have to be in your 50s.

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I do have a Monday reading. That's okay. Okay. It's a tweet from Kanye West. Oh. No, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. But the thought did cross my mind when I saw it. Like, I already put something in the draft for a banger week one. How are you getting ready for NFL Sunday with the Falcons' cousins, Phoenix?

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And guys that like football, they like me back. And I like them back. And even guys that don't like football, they try to avoid me because I'm always trying to get them to like me.

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Yeah, so that 2007-2008 Pistons team, that was like the end of the bad boy era, the bad boy part two era.

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Yeah, so that was, I think it was Rasheed, Chauncey, Rip, and Tayshaun. I don't think Ben Wallace was there.

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The end of this game, it was very, very close at the end. And that Schroeder three made all the difference. And then watching, I didn't watch all the game because my eyes were mostly focused on the Caps. But watching the highlights of this game, they showed Jalen Brunson highlights from the game. I don't think you can call them highlights. Yeah.

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I don't think I don't what they showed from that game was like four different plays where he does the insurance fraud. Yeah. Where he's in front of you in traffic slams on the brakes. You run into you're like, what the hell? And then he's like, oh, yeah, I got to file a claim. Sorry, you hit me. Yep.

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So from what I've seen, Knicks fans, they tend to agree in games that they lose.

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In games that they win, they're like, well, it works. It's winning basketball. But when they lose, I think even they're like, come on, man. Let's have some watchable basketball.

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He'll jump in front of you. They need to implement something that's similar to the charge rule.

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Where Jalen Brunson, if he gets in front of you, he has to have established position and you have to have time to avoid him. Yeah. Instead of just hitting two feet, stopping, getting the ball, and having the guy barely clip you on the back and fall down.

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That's insane. It is. I thought 50 Cent put it best when he commented on what happened yesterday. Did you see 50's comments? No. He said, fuck today, man. The Knicks lost. The Pope died. And Kanye told us he sucked his cousin's dick for eight years. Yeah. I'm going to bed early tomorrow. Got to be a better day. Yeah. I mean, what else can you say? What else can you say? High level analysis from 50.

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The Knicks are the biggest good vibes, bad vibes bust depending on what happens in that game. When they win, it's like these guys are a bunch of dogs. Tibbs has a guy playing. He's got the guys playing hungry. This is Tibbs basketball. This is awesome. I love the grittiness. When the Knicks lose, it's like this team sucks. I hate watching them. And it all depends on the result of the game.

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We're getting into moral relativism when we're talking about how people are playing basketball. Here's newsflash. There's no such thing as moral relativism in sports. Correct. Is it allowed? Did you score? Yeah. Are you scoring something? Yeah. If it's allowed by the rules, then you can do it. And if it's not, then you can still do it and try to get away with it.

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It just sucks to watch. Yeah, we're not going to talk about altruism. It's ball truism. He's a ball truistic player. I do. You know what? Like, yeah, obviously that's a ridiculous take to make it to start putting labels on ethical or not. It's unethical hoops.

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But the more I think about it, the more I kind of agree, like he's playing the game the way that it's meant to be. Right. This is how I know I'm getting old. Yes. Where I'm like, yeah, you know what? When Dr. James Naismith nailed up the peach basket, he was thinking about Cade Cunningham.

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And Cade Cunningham will come and be the savior. You would have been like, wait, what are Pistons?

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Good job. Hey. I don't know, yeah, if there were pistons in them. I don't know. The fastest horses. That's what he would have envisioned. Can you Google when pistons were invented? I just invented when was the piston invented, and it says that the jet for the Winnipeg is an F-15 Eagle, so this is all fucked up.

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So it could have maybe. Yeah, internal combustion. I don't know. Not car guys.

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Wait, are you saying Max not being here is James Harden-esque? Both. That is true.

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2419.217

It's lame. But Jalen Brunson also does things that you watch and you enjoy. Of course. His mid-range game when he came in, he's so clutch.

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Max is sick. If you're watching on YouTube, this is the coziest part of my take ever. If you're just looking at Max, you do look like you're snuggled up, which is adorable. I have an immediate take about the NBA, and I think Hank might actually agree with me on this one. I like this. Can we just stop with the Eastern Conference playoffs? Can we just not do them?

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It's like a kid in school that tattles early on. They get their way. They learn that they can have the teacher punish the kids they don't like. And then later, three years later, they're just a jerk.

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Yeah. I said on, I think, Monday's show, if you watched the way that Kawhi just looked on the court, the way he was asserting himself, this guy is just 100% healthy now. I think he just refuses to play unless he's 110%, unless he's feeling like the best he's ever felt in his life.

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So with Kawhi, if he's on your team, you're either going to get the best player in the NBA, one of them, all around, or you're going to get a guy that's just going to disappear for six months.

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He's so good. I have a question for you, Big Cat. Is Russell Westbrook contagious? Oh, who caught it? Jamal Murray? Jamal Murray a little bit. Jokic caught a tinge of the Westbrook-itis last night.

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2553.172

He had a good amount of it last night, especially down the stretch. What did he have, like seven or eight turnovers?

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I feel like the whole team has just, they're a little bit more Russell Westbrook, even the guys who aren't Russell Westbrook, than they were last year.

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2587.785

Yeah, get ready for some shots that go just directly off the backboard.

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2601.919

Porter might be hurt, too. That would be concerning for your nugget.

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Because what's happening is every team is just kind of getting fattened up to get eaten by the Celtics and a delicious snack. That's what's going to happen. I'm actually being serious. Oh, this is a reversal? No, no.

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Right. When his code is like completely compiled and all the systems are running and he's out there, there's very few people that are better than him. Yeah. But when one thing is wrong, he just shuts. He goes into a hard reboot. Yeah. He's like, I need to go back in the shed for a while and wrench on myself and I'll be back. I'm going to be back when I'm back.

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has there been a time if you're a nuggets fan when you're watching this team and you're like it would be it would be advantageous to us if we had our coach who because there was one of those moments last night oh seemed like a couple just stutters of the rotation where it didn't seem like they were completely confident what they should be doing yeah but they did not like michael malone that's true is the reports yeah but guess what sometimes the team unites around hating the coach that's

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fact that's literally how bobby knight coached right he wanted them all to hate him yeah they have a something that's great in common yeah like a bedrock of who they are as a person is they fucking hate their coach together yeah as one together uh all right it's like hank and us yeah that's absolutely true yeah if hank well no he's right i am right

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2804.073

Even the fact that you're pretending to not understand this analogy is infuriating.

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Listen, I say that we should respect the Thunder, and I would like for Hank to show a little humility, but that's just because I can't stand when he's cocky and right about something at the same time. And he should respect the Cavs, or at least pretend to respect them. But the East is just – get it out of my face.

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So you tune out now because you had to do so much work back then.

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Meatball Monday. That's a wild move. Like getting back into your week with a meatball dinner.

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And then half the third period, and then overtime was cool again. Man, I just love watching OV play so much. I think it was Grant Paulson tweeted out the clip of the hit that OV laid, and I think he had seven or eight hits last night. He's an animal. He was fucking insane last night.

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If you're a kid, if you're a 10-year-old kid, and you're creating your own player, your custom player in a video game, And you have a certain limit of how many points you can give for attributes. I feel like you would create Ovi every time, like shot power 100, shot accuracy 100, hit power 100. And that's what you do. He's exactly what I would create as a 12-year-old.

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But yeah, the guys look great in the first two periods. just physically dominant, controlling play down on their end. And then it all fell apart in the second half of the third period. And then my butthole tightened up real, real tight. And I was like, fuck, we're going to lose because 2-0, most dangerous lead in hockey. That's facts. And they scored one. I was like, they're going to get another.

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And the goaltending, I don't know if you saw the second goal last night. This is what I'm worried about. The second goal from the Canadians, yes. This is what I'm worried about with this team. Lindgren was standing a full crease outside of his own crease at one point, just leaving the goal wide open. That concerns me a little bit. But overall, still feeling good about the Caps.

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The East, there's no point in watching these games in the East because all these teams are going to – What about the Cavs, dude?

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I do like Ryan Leonard, too. I like the rookie that they've got. He hasn't really scored much, but he's just out there looking to hit people. And he's got those young legs that you can see. Like, he's fresh.

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What an animal. Yeah, Stav is walking across the screen right now. We talked to Stav a little bit about how if you're a fan of a team, you learn to defend and you become a deputized legal expert in anything that your players do wrong so you can defend them. I realized last night that I've become that way about Ovi. You have to. To the extent where now I'm like...

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Ukraine might have had some bioweapons. There's some bad dudes, some bad guy. Listen, they're saying they might want to join NATO one day. Yeah. Some bad mamma jammas.

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The Magic could be good one day. The Cavs could be a contender, but I don't think that they're a contender right now. I think that they're a very good team that is going to struggle against superior talent and coaching on the Celtics. But the East in general, I don't want to watch any more Eastern Conference playoff games. I don't.

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I was going to say there's nothing better than overtime playoff hockey when you're not rooting for one of the two teams. That's in the overtime playoff.

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Well, I don't know. You're in LA. You might think like Fergie's coming out there. And then it's Harmonica. And then it's Harmonica. Then you've got the Korean Harmonica Orchestra. Yes. I think all these ladies, they appear to be on the silver side of life.

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But still very vibrant and youthful. I thought it was beautiful.

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3201.428

You go inside and there's no parents around. Does everybody have a Gravitron? Because I had a Gravitron too.

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It's hard body. It was at a varsity football game. I was in eighth grade, and everyone puked, and then we're like, I can't wait to do this again. Yeah. That rocked. My head is buzzing. We should get a Gravitron for the office. I'm down. Yeah, let's do it. How much do you think a Gravitron costs? I'm going to guess. Pug is really way better. I think it's more. I think it's like 129,000.

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Oh, we certainly do have enough square footage. Look at that. It's, what, 55 feet wide? We have a basketball court. But we do like to play basketball on it.

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But, I mean, we use the basketball court for other things. Hank takes it over for putt-putt golf two weeks a year. Yeah, I do. Yeah. He does. So we can do this for, like, three days. Yeah. Do it for your little science fair, too.

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Hank, what we're seeing here from Hank is a terrible attempt to reframe the conversation.

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No, and Hank, what you're doing right now is this narrative you're trying to put out there is completely false, so let me just cut that down at the bottom.

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Okay. Well, tell you what. I'll just talk to Big Cat because you're not going to listen anyways. Okay. The guy off was because Hank said, guy for guy, everyone on the Celtics is better than everyone on the Thunder.

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3510.839

You're just saying. I said, let's go guy for guy. I'm calling Max. I'm calling Max.

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3584.056

I'm not an NBA expert, but I do watch the association, and I do know some guys on the Thunder that could be better than guys on the Celtics.

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Also, now that you bring it up, I've been thinking for the last hour since we taped the NHL recap that my mentions tomorrow are just going to be like, dude, you don't even know the difference between Charlie Lindgren and Logan Thompson. And that's going to be tough. How could you? That's going to be a tough morning.

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3654.257

Max, you'll have to tape and part my take. I'm going to put you on mute real quick.

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3666.741

hey what a sweet a second where the fuck are we okay max uh yeah we're on part of my take number one sports podcast pug's doing a great job behind the glass looking stuff up real fast um first question how is how's your butt uh but but it's still bad i stopped puking though okay max uh second question why you're you have the you have the neurovirus and you're tweeting about meatballs in the middle of the day

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Okay. They're liking all those pictures too from your account, I'm sure. The real reason why we want to talk to you was because Hank and I were having a little discussion and he put both you and I on his hot seat. You were not there to defend yourself. So he was talking about the guy off that we had when we were talking about Thunder and the Celtics the other day.

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I told Hank that the entire premise of the guy-off was because he said if you go down the list, there's not a single guy that you would take on the Thunder over a single guy on the Celtics. Can you confirm that that's true? Or did I say that, or did I say, do you want to go guy for guy?

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3740.557

At the start of the conversation, it was Hank saying every guy on the Celtics is better than every guy on the Thunder.

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3771.144

was trying to say that but i never said the word that could be the assumption though that he has that he would win the guy off not that every guy is better than every other guy no he he said every guy on the celtics is better so i said well then let's have a guy like this is insane this is actually insane okay let's go guy for guy get back to your toilet all right bye

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3848.149

Well, he said that the sex tape that's about to be revealed is through his accuser's attorney, which is Jay Busby. And he's saying that they're going to drop a 30 second clip of the sex tape. So Shannon Sharp said, why don't you just release the entire sex tape and show the people the entire sex tape?

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But I like – the Pacers are fun. You make a good point about what Doc Rivers did tonight. It's ironic for his name to be Doc and for him to be like, hey, this guy has blood clots. He hasn't been allowed to exercise, not just play basketball. He has not been allowed to exercise. And you know what? He's back for the first night. Yeah, we'll give him a full run. We'll play his way back into shape.

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3885.706

I do think it's fair to say that context could matter in a sex tape. For sure.

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So I thought that was all fair. As an entertainer, you bring him on, you probably expect him. He's going to say some wild card shit, right? The one thing I had a problem with with Heyman was he defied the sanctity of the blunt rotation.

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3981.982

Which is a hilarious accusation. But that's still words that are said in the cipher stay in the cipher.

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Unbelievable. When Joe Buck has Artie Lang on, you got to expect him. He's going to say that he's going to jizz on your chest. Right.

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4030.603

Yeah, like if we're having a conversation about ball, and then he gets brought up on the air, and then we hate each other.

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He's probably dropped that line 50,000 times in his life. And for the record, Hank, I'm not upset at you. I still love you. Okay. But I think that you're misremembering the conversation. I know you're misremembering the conversation. If one of you were to have dementia, who would it be? Me. Easy. That's easy. All right. PFT. My hot seat is Anthony Edwards.

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He got fined $50,000 for some comments that he made courtside at the Lakers game.

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Told a fan that he had a bigger dick than him. Probably true. Which could be true. That's probably why the fine is only $50,000. And now that I think about it, $50,000 to have this pretty cool clip go out is easily worth the price. Yeah, absolutely. Like for PR value for Anthony Edwards. He was like, I have $200 million and my dick is bigger than yours. There's nothing that you can say to that.

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massive don't feel uh my cool throne is jerry jones because jerry jones people say that he's got you know a cold almost dead heart he actually said that he cried a couple months ago oh when luca got traded yes They asked him about the Luca trade. He said, yeah, I cried when they traded Luca, which is, it's remarkable because they removed his tear ducts at least three surgeries ago.

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But yeah, I hope that this is just a never ending series of asking anyone who has lived in Dallas with any small semblance of fame, what their reaction was from the Luca trade. And I hope it keeps going on for the next like three years, just so that Nico feels like a bigger piece of shit.

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no, but big cat, you're, you're being the fake news media right now. We should be talking about how good of a job he did building those three, one leads.

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Oh, you didn't see that? No. So it was after the Clippers game, and they're doing their wrap-up. To me, I was watching puck. In the middle of the conversation, he just gets up and trots off the stage. Yeah, watch this. Watch the run he does away from the stage.

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Yeah, so he just leaves for like six minutes, comes back, and then he comes back and he goes, it was number one, Ernie.

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That was number two, Shaq. We know it. And he's apparently been doing this olive oil thing, the olive oil cleanse, which... That's a good punishment to give to somebody.

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His presence was a nice surprise. I mean, Kirk Cousins, if nothing, the man is professional.

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He will attend voluntary team activities. He's probably good at texting back. Yeah. Probably responds to most emails. Yeah, he's a pro's pro. He's a pro's pro.

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He's like, oh, yeah, I might as well just pretend I've got an injury right now.

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Wow. So how would you compare Ashton Gentry with running backs in the first round from the last couple of years, like Bijan Robinson or Gibbs? Is he in that same class? Oh, absolutely.

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Yeah. Yeah, it is. And it's funny that there is a Dame insider because that sounds like a job title. Nicky Smokes would give himself in the 1920s. But I would also agree that it doesn't feel like it's been working, even when Dame has been out there.

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I truly do. That would be exciting. I saw a report earlier today that the Giants and the Browns are taking calls, taking calls on their draft pick.

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2 to get Travis Hunter. Can we guess what team it is? Does it rhyme with the Los Angeles Largers?

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Oh, yeah, because Jerry did say he's looking at doing something either before or after the draft. But it could happen.

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Not in the middle? He said, we're looking at two things, and these two things could happen either before or after the draft. So it could be anything. It could be the Cowboys.

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Ideally, if you as long as you're still alive, then you can do something. So Jerry Jones confirms he will live through the weekend. When I saw that report that the Giants and the Browns are taking calls, I just immediately thought they put that report out there so that they will start to take calls. They're letting people know, like, please continue to contact us because we're listening.

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Yeah, it's kind of a bummer because I don't think this might be one of those things where we never really get to see this version of this team play to their true like top level that they can get to because of all the injuries and bad luck. And when Dame got there, they didn't really gel so much right off the bat. So we might not ever know if it was destined to succeed or not because should happen.

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Right. So let's say hypothetically, they stay at their pick. They make their pick and they don't take a quarterback. They might want to move back up, maybe late on in the first round, to draft that quarterback with a second first-round pick.

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Do any owners, and I guess with the Marys specifically, would they say, hey, no, we don't want to trade all this away to move up so that you can take a quarterback because you're kind of mortgaging the future? And drafting a quarterback kind of feels like it could be an effort to save your job, like Big Cat was saying. Yeah.

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getting a quarterback in, are there any owners that will say, that will shut that down and say, no, I don't think this is a good idea?

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Yeah, I could see the Steelers on the clock at 21. The camera is live on them in the war room, and Mike Tomlin picks up the phone, but it's a call from Aaron Rodgers, who's drafting himself onto the Steelers, just letting them know, hey, I've made my decision. I'm ready to say I'm going to play.

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One guy we haven't talked a lot about because he's a presumptive No. 1 overall pick, Cam Ward to the Titans. He's been just glazing his teammates on the Titans on live streams. I don't know if you've seen that. Good teammate. I would say good teammate on his part. But can you just tell us what you project him as as an NFL quarterback?

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Because it's just been, yeah, he's going to go number one overall. And then we move on to try to figure out what every other team is going to do. But in terms of him as a player for the Titans, how would you have him graded in some of the last handfuls of drafts?

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Yeah, my point isn't that the Pacers are a shitty team. I just think that they're nowhere near ready to beat the Celtics on that level. They are fun, and if you're a Pacers fan, you should enjoy the hell out of it. This is why you watch sports, is to watch a team that's young, that's putting it together, that you're getting excited about, that's fun. So, yeah, enjoy it.

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Okay. Are there any guys from smaller schools that you're keeping your eye on?

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Interesting. What about the wide receivers? How do you have them ranked?

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I don't know if you watched the same film I watched, but as a scout, Tet had this one catch. He wasn't wearing pads, no big deal, but he jumped up in the air, caught it, and then put the ball between his legs before he landed. Did you see that? And if you haven't... I did. Did that change your mind at all?

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Yeah, Lisa, it does make it a little bit interesting. And I watched and I enjoyed the game. I was hoping that there would be a couple lead changes just to make it a little bit spicy in the fourth. But in terms of the other series, I would probably say it's the most – the Knicks Pistons at times is fun. Yeah. But just the fact that the Pacers are kind of frenetic.

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Where do you see the Washington Commanders going this year? Because they're an interesting team. On paper, they make the NFC Championship game, but then you look at the roster and you think to yourself, they do have a lot of holes. They've got a lot of places that they have to get much younger at because we've been doing one-year rentals on a lot of people. So what direction do you see them going?

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Yeah, I mean, Eckler did a pretty good job with that last year, but he's not getting any younger. And on third down for Jaden, he likes to find the running backs, move the sticks. That would make a lot of sense to me. I would personally like to see Malachi Starks. I love watching that guy play.

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And I know that we talked about their jerseys, the alternate jerseys that they're wearing. It's even doubly worse that it's like a throwback look to the era where they actually had good throwback uniforms.

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Yeah, yeah. Are you a guy that puts any stock into drafting captains? Like you give a little bonus, like a gold star if they're a captain on their college team?

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Okay. I like what you said about Bo Nix, too. I'm wrong so far on Bo Nix.

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7209.135

I do kind of feel bad for the scouts that spend all year studying guys, certain guys, and they fall in love with these guys. And they're like, I need you on my team. And then some other team swoops in and takes him beforehand. How are you supposed to detangle yourself from that relationship that you've built up? You've watched every play he's made. You've hung out with him. You've met his family.

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Yeah. I am actually being honest. I'm not playing any games with Hank. It works out that I might be fucking with him a little bit, but it's not intentional. I'm serious.

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It's a wild profession. Yeah, it is. There should be a Scout of the Year award. Because we don't celebrate the Scouts. Actually, we'll give it to us. For John, we picked Josh Allen.

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You got it, man. Let's do it. We'll be right back. You can save up to 60% when buying last-minute tickets. And I'm going to be going to the Caps-Canadiens game in Montreal with Oldie and Pug on Friday. Pumped about that series. Game two is tonight, Wednesday night in D.C. Hank, what's the get-in price tonight? The get-in price tonight in Washington is $59. That's a pretty good deal. Great deal.

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yeah we do miss arthur smith in the league too like as a uh as a head coach having him in that picture was that was a nice touch too yeah no art's the best yeah yeah so um so coach you're are you hosting the draft are you do you have any hosting responsibilities yeah are they staying at your house i have no hosting responsibilities oh so nothing nothing additional are you going to be at the team facility are you going to be like at the physical draft itself

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7757.374

Yeah. So what's the snack situation like in your draft war room?

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7849.855

Yeah. Do you guys still use the same draft chart, the one that Jimmy Johnson came up with where he assigned all the numbers, the different values for each pick?

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A lot of people are calling you Lamar Maxson. Do you have any comment on that?

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Yeah. Has it ever come down to the last second and you guys don't have your pick in? Has there ever been pressure on the clock that way? Because I remember the Vikings, I think twice, they didn't submit their pick on time and lost their pick.

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I think I'm going to have to try it. Yeah. Well, now, if any other coaches are listening to this interview and they don't get a text from you being like, good pick, then they're going to be in their own head thinking like, why didn't I get the good pick text from Matt? He must think that pick sucks. We set that up. One thing I would also do if I was a coach.

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I would probably forget to do my draft prep and then read a mock draft on my way into the office that day and be like, oh shit, okay, now I'm good. Do you ever read the mock drafts and think to yourself, these guys have no fucking idea what we're talking about?

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I think it's just good for them to feel smart about themselves.

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They listen to us and they're like, okay, yeah, I know what I'm talking about. These guys don't.

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I think I personally had a first overall grade on Joe Milton last year. You still do. When you were scouting Joe Milton, were you like, man, that guy can throw a football a fucking mile?

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Yeah, I love watching them. Yeah. I have a real Big J question for you. I need to hold your feet to the fire on something.

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Why are you afraid of the tush push? Why are you scared of it? It's just a play. You can do it. You're being kind of a pussy about it.

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Yeah. Yeah. If you're allowed to do the tush push, I think you should be allowed to do the thing that Frankie Luvu did, which is just jump over the line repeatedly and hit somebody.

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Right. Yeah. But that's still fun. It's like the defense has the ability to do that. I just, I thought it was very funny when the ref was like, if you do it again, we're going to award a touchdown. I'd never heard that before.

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but the Packers are like, we'll propose it. We'll say it, and then everybody will just be mad out of state. Right. Yeah.

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It's good for the rivalry. You need to watch the pitch, though, because it was some nasty stuff. It was like Greg Maddux. Really? Yeah, it was I think the most impressive first pitch that I've seen in a very long time. But yeah, when he when he brought your name up, I think everybody was like, oh, the old buddies just jabbing each other.

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I assume like, do you do you do work like point zero zero zero one percent harder because he said that?

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Yep, yep, yep. There was a game. So maybe a shifting of the tides. I do want to give you some credit, though, for your coaching job this year because I thought what you did when Malik Willis came in, to the outsider, it looked like you were calling – you were emptying the bag when Malik was out there, the way that you were designing the running plays.

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Was that a fun week of work for you when you're like, I am going to need to figure out a tale of this offense and win a football game? It seemed like you were having fun calling those plays.

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Yeah. Did you know that some people were calling you Mad LaFleur?

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Yeah, you got mad. You got mad. You got triggered. People were saying that. In that game against the Dolphins, when you looked across the field and you saw Mike McDaniel just all bundled up in his very cozy parka, were you like, we got this game? This guy can't coach in the cold.

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Yeah. Would you sign the Rizzler? You know who the Rizzler is, right? I don't know who the Rizzler is.

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You just don't want the Vikings to draft him. You're like, we've got him on our big board. He's the little kid that goes like this.

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We're shitheads who sit on our phones all day. Do you have a burner? Do you look at social media?

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He's a regular person. He's QB1 in this draft. You throw him over the line of scrimmage and easy touchdown every single time. It makes a tush-push look like the least effective play ever.

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Yeah, they know who the Rizzler is. They probably have the Rizzler posters.

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That's a good one. I like it. Max, why did you roll your eyes internally? What does an internal eye roll even mean?

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I got kind of probably a dumb question. It might be a good question, though, depending how you answer it. Have you, Sean, and Kyle ever gotten, like, on the group chat together and said, like, what if we just all teamed up again on the same team one day? Like, maybe 20 years from now. You know how, like, the Eagles break up, they do their own side projects, they do a reunion tour?

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Mm hmm. Would you are you closing the door on ever being on the same coaching staff again?

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Wow, sorry memes or producers. Every time an article would come out about the Jets, he'd be like, this is completely made up. He'd just attack all the journalists. The Jets are fine.

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Yeah, is there one reporter that if they call, you're like, oh shit, this person's called, they must have something.

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When it comes to a new draft pick, how often are you in touch with them on a one-on-one basis? Because as a coach, you have a lot of jobs. You've got a lot of stuff that you have to do. How much time do you carve out to meet with them one-on-one and give them specific instructions?

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Yeah, one thing I love about draft night is the first time that a coach makes the call to the guy that he's about to draft. We always get to see those videos after the fact of that initial conversation that you're having. Do they have your number stored already and they know when you're calling them like, hey, this is the Green Bay Packers?

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It says all the players ready to go. He kind of talked down to you there. Yeah, but no, I'm saying you have to be able to call.

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Don't let him talk to you like that. You have to look at a screen, but where do you get the... I'm wondering how many numbers you have. I don't actually think they make the call.

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9140.597

Are you going to listen to any music on the way into work to get pumped up?

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Yeah. You're going to think much less of us after you watch this.

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Okay. All right. Good. I got one last thing for you. Are you guys playing in Ireland this year?

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I feel like they should tell you about the international games a little bit sooner, right?

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Because I've read Packers-Steelers in Dublin, Ireland. Oh, wow. That would be fun.

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According to Hank, the only other part that's almost as good as golf about golf is getting ready to play golf and thinking about playing golf.

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Yeah, he'd be fun. It might be recency bias, but I think that Bill Raftery would be a great dinner guest.

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It was recurring guests. You were about to pick Jules this time, right?

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So let's do that. The vending machine should have SVP next to it. Yeah. Yeah. Big Cat.

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You know what? I think it's 98 and a half, and I'm going to take the over.

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Unexpected smells. It could be a gourmet steak. And if you don't see it coming, you're like, what died in here?

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We just knew Max as kind of a quirky online guy, but we didn't know him personally the first time that we had him on. He had, I think, talked to us via DMs. He played Warzone with Hank. He and I had DMed a few times, but we didn't know each other. He came on the show, and we were like, yeah, love this guy. Brooks.

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It just feels weird. It feels off. It's stupid. It was cool seeing those two schools on the field, though, for a national title.

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That's just his thing. I saw people having the debate, like, how many losses in a row would you take to Michigan for one national title? What's the math on that? But that's more interesting. Like, how many national titles in a row would you want to win losing to Michigan every year? If you're Ohio State this year, you're like, fuck, yeah, I'll take that deal. You're the national champions.

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If it happens again next year, then you're like, OK, yeah, pretty cool. Back to back. But then if it's every I think maybe by three, you're like, I would just like to beat Michigan.

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I think they've got to beat Michigan next year. I think I was wrong right after to say that you would not take the deal. I think that after the fact, it felt so low for them. But the way that it's played out and the way that they battled back from that, I've changed my mind.

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I think that Ohio State fans are just as proud of this season as they are of a lot of their others where they do beat Michigan. So I think I was wrong about that. Hand up. But that doesn't mean that there isn't a shitload of ammunition for people out there to fire back whenever you talk about that.

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That's going to be the story of this championship for the rest of your lives when you say, yeah, we won this game. We won the national title. There will be somebody that says, yeah, but you lost to Michigan.

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So that game would have meant nothing. The loss to Michigan, truly the start of the championship DVD.

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Yeah, you could have pulled that out of your ass at any point in the last four years and just put those teams together. South Carolina's a little bit of a wild card. Yeah, you got to have BYU mix it up a little bit. LSU, I'm sure that'll end well. Congrats to Ohio State, though.

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Well, there was also the tragic golf cart accident in the tunnel afterwards when that lady was driving Ryan Day. Who else was in that golf cart?

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Will Howard was in there, and the lady, she just drives directly into the wall. Couldn't see the wall. Came out of nowhere. Yeah, exactly. It wasn't painted yellow or anything. It was a hazard. She drove directly into it. She was probably a Georgia alumni. Yeah. But yeah, it was a very, very funny... Watch her steer. Bang. She just didn't see the wall.

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We're out of here. It does rock to be able to just ride around golf course. That's my dream. I don't know. You want her to release a statement? I would.

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For the record, Hank wants to know. So make sure to follow her on Instagram, Hank. What is her Instagram? Because Hank would like to follow her for the statement.

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Yeah, such a lot. That's the first thing. So Big Cat's not a 6 out of 10 because I was in the gambling cave. And the first thing Big Cat says to me is like, The Bears just got Ben Johnson. Big Cat is all the way back. No, I'm 6 out of 10. I don't blame you. There's still a lot of work to be done.

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This is the move that you have to—this is what I was talking about with Mike McCarthy versus Ben Johnson.

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Yeah. Very wrong. Mike McCarthy, safe hire, probably gets you to the playoffs, probably have you guys win a couple games. Ben Johnson is a guy that can turn Caleb Williams into a superstar quarterback.

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I heard one suggestion. Memes heard the same thing on the radio this morning. Draft Ashton Gentry in the first round. What do you think about that?

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How old is Ben Johnson? He is 38. Okay, we're about to be 40. Does that count as boy genius? Could be. Is Ben Johnson a boy genius? He might be. I think he is. I think for NFL coaches under 40 he is. Yeah, he's boy genius.

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You have your own boy genius. Boy genius. And he must love Caleb if he's signing up to coach against the Lions twice a year, coach against Kevin O'Connell twice a year.

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Be upfront. Be honest with our listeners. Because the takeaway right now is Big Cat grades the coaching hire a 6 out of 10. No, that's going to be bad. That's not how I grade the coaching hire. Don't let the pass out.

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It's 14 million. I mean, congratulations to Ben Johnson. When it comes to getting paid, this was a great, great way he went about it. Just say no to everyone. And then they want you more. And the Bears are going to go for it on fourth downs and get aggressive as fuck.

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It's a great hire. I think this is the right hire. The best hire they could make. Congratulations. A 6 out of 10 should be a 10 out of 10. If you're a Bears fan.

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He had a very funny spin about it when he said that the Bears have hired Ben Johnson. He said, Ben Johnson has spent the last week putting together a star-studded cast of assistant coaches. And then there was a big picture of Dennis Allen.

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I agree that getting an older guy that has coached before, good move. Would you say that it is star-studded with Dennis Allen?

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Yeah. Now, Rob Ryan, that's star-studded. That is star-studded. Shout-out USC. Yeah, that is star-studded.

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And I think Ben Johnson, he said that he turned down the Jaguars because he didn't like how everything was set up.

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Liam Cohen to maybe the Jaguars. I think Jerry Jones is shocked at how much head coaches cost now. Yeah. He's been out of the market for a little bit. He didn't realize it. And he's like, wait, he wants $14 million and he's never coached before?

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The team should have to tell us like they tell us what the extensions are for quarterbacks. Yeah, I agree. I want to know that. I think Andy Reid gets paid $20. Yeah, fan bases have a right to know so they can choose how much they want to complain to the owner.

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Yeah. If you're the Cowboys, you got to get Dion at this point, right? Yeah. You got to make every play to get Dion. Just have it be fun. And then what are the Raiders going to do?

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Hank has finally aligned himself with the city of Philadelphia. I think Big Cat's going to, too, eventually, based on money reasons.

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Yeah, but in a way, because everybody is aligning themselves with the Eagles and rooting for the Eagles, that puts way more pressure on Max.

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I feel confident in the fact that I've accepted the fact it's house money, and I have to kind of put aside all the stats, all the roster gazing that you do, and you look at all the dudes that Philly has. You have to throw that all away. None of that really matters right now.

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What matters is that we have the best quarterback in this game who's capable of doing things that other quarterbacks aren't against the Philadelphia Eagles. He's the hottest quarterback in the league right now. And the Eagles have a history. It's not the NCAA tournament. I think what J.D. kind of is. I mean, something is happening.

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Usually when I scream at Hank and tell him to shut the fuck up, it's because there's like a kernel of really mean truth in whatever Hank has just said. And so I have to just shout him down. In this one, I don't think that's loser talk at all. I like just doing this now and... Oh, wind horse.

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no it'll be fine again we're having fun doing the wind horse here's the thing he said i'm always i heard you say i don't care everything i say is the truth or something yeah that's exactly what i said um it is it is house money we're playing with no pressure and we're dangerous team and all you can put all the stats in front of me i think you can throw them out spreads don't matter in this game agreed it doesn't the spread does not matter at all unless the eagles win by a field goal which i don't think that they will

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Yep. Number four, Texas. Beat slash womp them. I don't call it a womp. Womp if you look at the final score. Beat if you watch the game.

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I think the Eagles are going to win by a touchdown or more, or the Commanders are going to win by three. But you said Eagles first.

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I said, unless the Eagles win by three. Yeah, so that's why I said I see the Eagles winning by more than that or losing outright. Got it. It's fine. Hey, this is going to be gang up week. I'm not. I'm just obsessed with doing wind horse. Gang, gang, gang, gang.

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I'm going to dye my hair blonde and put on a white T-shirt and underpants and sit on a couch in front of you guys because it's just going to be. It's going to be just taking rods from all angles. Memes is on your side. And that's fine.

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Yeah, you won't do it. And I don't care if you do it or not. So when I do it, will you apologize to me? No. What do you mean you won't do it? I might do it. I might do it. First of all, what am I going to apologize to you for? Second of all, I do not give a fuck who you bet on this weekend.

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Those are two conflicting things. Well, because right now you are betting on the Eagles. That's what I'm saying. I have a future on the Eagles. I'm living in the present.

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Yeah, but... Our defense is so good and so young. And you're going to find out someday. If we go into your house, though, and beat the Eagles, then there's a new daddy. There's no way. Then you can forget. You don't run this shit anymore if that happens.

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Beat them. They beat them by seven. They beat a lot of really good teams, and they had a very tough path to go through this playoff. You can't point to Ohio State and say anything about Asterix, Mickey Mouse, whatever. They were the best team in this playoff. They do have that big, expensive roster, but to their credit, most of the money from the roster is going to guys that stayed around.

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I'm excited. It's okay. They're funny, though. I'm excited. And there's a good chance that the Eagles win this game. I'm not delusional. I don't think that the Commanders should be favored in this game. I think the Eagles have a great team. They're favored for a reason. But I also feel confident going into it. And I felt confident going into the Lions last week. I did.

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I felt as the week went on, I got more calm. So let's just see what happens between the Lions on Sunday, Max. Yeah. And may the better team advance to the Super Bowl.

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He's going to be fine. He's a gamer. Is he okay, Hank? He's a gamer, yep. Is Quinnian Mitchell okay? Yes.

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This is bad. Big cat. Try not to breathe. If you have kids at home and they're listening to this podcast, they might not want to listen to this. Oh, no.

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So it was like, hey, come back to OSU instead of trying to declare for the draft. We'll pay you some money while you're here. They did make a big addition at safety, obviously. But yeah, it's a team that's been there for a long time. And credit to them. What a crazy season Ohio State had.

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Listen, Dan Wolkin pays your salary. You understand that? You've got to treat this man with the utmost respect.

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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what do you expect when you go into a locker room after a national championship loss? I would be concerned with the team if they were just super respectful and like, hey, yeah, I'm open for questions. Ask me about field goals. Ask me about that first drive and whether or not our quarterback was just on E after that 20-play drive to start the game.

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Ask me all the questions that you think that I'm going to get pissed off about because I love that about journalism.

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I also think the real irony is that the journalists that complain the most about players not answering their questions, if you question them about anything, they get the most offensive, and they're like, fuck you, block.

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It is a very, very difficult challenge that you have. And I think the act of throwing a dart, it seems so easy. But if you do it for 12 hours in a row, your elbow is going to be killing you.

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James told me at 2 p.m. it was going to be official. It is now 3 p.m. Okay, so hot seat, cool throne.

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No, I'm going to come in and help. Have you done any prep for your dart technique? What does that mean? I don't know. Like practiced or trained? Have I thrown a dart before? Like have you learned anything that you're planning on taking into? I think it's a pretty normal question to be asking. Fuck you, PFT. My bad. Why would you ask that? Sorry.

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It sounds like you've prepared for it. How would you prepare? It sounds like doing the stuff that you're doing, where you watch YouTube videos, maybe get on the board a couple times and just take some practice, figure out where the elbow goes.

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I'm bad at darts. That's the problem. You know what that is? It's because it's the Mount Rushmore punishment. Oh, is it? Is that what it is? Yeah. And he's still a little upset about that. Ah.

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Hank, I'm going to be rooting for you. I want you to do it because... You got this. I want you to be out of this mood. I genuinely think this is going to be a great stream.

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I can tell that you're upset. Well, that was a triggering comment. I can tell that you're upset. You know that somebody was going to make the joke. Wouldn't you rather come from me?

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that's where i'm going to be relying on people to hopefully show up and get the two darts and then that third dart that will be the moment i would tell you that if you get a little bit drunk i would get a little bit drunk earlier than that before your arm gives out because you are better your coordination is like i don't know when i play darts i always feel like i'm much better after exactly three beers question dan uh you're sleeping on stream are you worried about boners

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Please. Okay? You're in the locker room, too. Yeah. Good luck, Hank. I'm rooting for you. Thanks. I'm glad that you did some preparation for it. I think that was smart. Thanks.

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Yeah, you're welcome. Okay. So I was going to have Dan Wilkin too, but my hot seat instead, I guess, will just be me and Max's hair because we're trying to figure out what our bet is going to be for the Eagles-Commanders game. And it seems to all be hair-related suggestions that we're having. So, Hank, this is actually maybe a good chance for you. You say my punishments are always way easier.

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Yeah, it's for a championship. So this is for the NFC Championship game. The suggestions that we've been hearing a lot are the loser gets a mullet. Which is your suggestion, what you want to do.

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It was like, give the ball to Will Howard. Don't even let him pitch the ball. Don't let him hand the ball off. Don't let him throw the ball. Don't even let him get tackled. Just give the ball, snap the ball to Will Howard, have him run to the right and fall down.

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It just so happens that... Listen, I understand the stakes could not be higher, but instantly when it was going to be Commanders Eagles, everybody was blowing me up saying, what are you guys going to bet on this game? People do want to see a wager on it.

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Samurais or Dothraki's, that you put your hair in a ponytail, the winner cuts it off with a blade to signal victory over his adversary.

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I like that. The problem with cornrows for me is that I've got some seedlings that are germinating and sprouting up here, and that could potentially pull the seedlings out.

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I'll say if the Washington Wizards win the NBA championship, I will get Bub Carrington's face tattooed on my face.

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I don't like eyebrows. I still love my eyebrows. It's the one part of my body and my calves I feel really good about.

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My cool throne is bulletin board material because Andy Reid is leaning into the bulletin board material hard, which I respect. You got to do it. You got to find it.

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But he's got he must have a team of people that are out there and he's he's put them in a room saying scour the Internet, scour the newspapers, try to find any bulletin board material that you can get so that we can feel like we're we're underdogs going to this game. and that's what a good coach should be doing.

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He's gotten to the point now where he's just making stuff up, though, because he said, I presume the Bills will probably be favored, but that's all right. We'll do our thing. It doesn't matter if it's true or not. If you tell your team, hey, you're the underdogs, the Bills are favored, good. You can just lie about that, and it's all good.

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But, yeah, he's been looking out there, and the fans have too, which I, again, full respect. You've got to find any motivation where you can get it, and now Max and I are in a bulletin board war with each other. Which is good. This is healthy stuff. But it's like every team. You have to feel bad to make yourself work.

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I mean, the ultimate bulletin board material was losing to Michigan if you're Ohio State. That was the best thing they could have ever hoped for in order to motivate them to galvanize and come together. So, yeah, if you're a Chiefs fan, I would just deputize yourself as an internet sleuth.

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Find whatever bulletin board material you can get and send it to the Chiefs because they're scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to find it now.

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That call to Jeremiah Smith was the same call, kind of, as they did, I think, to Tony in the Super Bowl, where you move your guy in motion, have him fake like he's going to run a reverse or jet sweep or something like that, send him back out, and he's going to be a step ahead in a short yardage situation. Again, the ball, it works all the time.

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Not true. But it doesn't really matter. Does it matter? Doesn't matter. If Andy Reid says it, it's true.

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So, yeah, I love the American. What's her name? The American woman that's down there in Australia that's just yelling at the fans. I don't know. She's the best. Coco? No, not Coco. There's one lady that's from America. She goes down to Australia, and she's, like, talking shit to the fans. Like, do you guys mind shutting up while I'm playing? Lisa Leslie.

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They start to boo her and she's like putting her hand up to her ear. Like, give me more. She's the best. Yeah. I love a good tennis troll.

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gulf of america yeah that's fucking badass we just renamed it yeah and soon mars is going to be ours too hell yes let's go let's start claiming stars gulf of america does not sound great well because the thing is i don't really under when you go to the gulf of mexico yeah if you go there for spring break then it sounds like way less exotic if you go to the gulf of america than the gulf of mexico you can go to the gulf of mexico and be like i'm in destin but you feel like you're in cancun

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So, yeah. But yeah, but get to your point. The oil spills happened in the Gulf of Mexico. The Gulf of America has not had an oil spill.

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Yeah. That was cool. Good job, Zuck. Was she wearing just like a lace bra? Yeah, it was like lingerie. Okay, let's normalize that. Yeah. I respect her right to wear that.

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Yeah, I don't know if he had a recent software upgrade or whatever. It's like you have to start finding women attractive now and have the capability for lust.

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I'm very excited about that. I think it's a dude that lives basically in Chicago that did it. Yeah. He's an old guy. Yeah. And he was in the mafia or mafia related.

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They seem like good dudes. This dude was a special forces guy overseas, worked for the CIA and the military back in Vietnam. He was over in Laos. And then he came back here. He had all the training. He helped train the Bay of Pigs operation. Mm-hmm. That got shot down by Kennedy at the last second. Then the CIA was pissed at Kennedy. He's one of their special forces guys that works for him.

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He goes down and meets up with Lee Harvey Oswald. Lee Harvey Oswald gives him the gun. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. But there is a guy that's confessed to shooting JFK in the head, and he lives in Illinois. He lives close by. We've got to get that guy. He was not the driver.

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And then when Notre Dame was tracking him across the field, he goes in motion, and there's two guys that are like, oh, fuck, he's in motion. I've got to start running as fast as I can. And then, boom, left it wide open. Score! On that last series of the game for Ohio State when they're going down the field and they're doing the conservative shit with Will Howard, just give him the ball.

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Do you think that Chip Kelly decided to do that to set up the deep shot? He's like, make them think that we're getting conservative and then that's going to open it up.

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Do you think that there's anything different about this Bills team? Because I am leaning very – I know that I shouldn't bet against Patrick Mahomes. I understand that. It's happened before. But I'm feeling like this Bills team might be different this year. Tough environment to go into, but do you see the same thing?

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That's what I thought last night. Then I woke up this morning and I thought to myself, did Chip Kelly just fake out all of America? Because we all bought into the narrative of Ohio State getting too conservative and just kind of pissing away the game at the very end. He might have just fooled everybody and said, we're going to make you think that we're doing that. And then bomb it deep.

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for sure. And then on the outside for the Chiefs, you have Xavier Worthy, who started off the year a little shaky. They would get him the ball in space sometimes and design some plays where they could just use his speed. And then he kind of hit a lull in the middle of the season. He had the worst sideline awareness for a while. He would just catch the ball one foot down, let's get out of bounds.

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But towards the end of the season, he's looked a lot better. And it feels like if we're doing the narrative, if we're looking back and I'm imagining what I'm going to be saying on Monday, I could see a world where I just focus and say, how did the Bills let this guy go to Kansas City? How do you make that trade?

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It feels like a big narrative and like the next brick in the wall of sadness for Buffalo to get beat by the guy that you gave to Kansas City. But what have you seen from Xavier Worthy this season as it's progressed that shows you that he's becoming a real threat?

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Yeah, you know that Jake knows that those conversations are happening. Yeah. You can have the whispers behind closed doors.

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Yeah. You got to be careful about gassing up too much. Like then he knows like this is OK. You just complimented me on my park job that I had this morning. Hey, great job, Jake. You really split those lines. Perfect job.

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You're here for a reason. It's because we haven't killed you yet. Yeah. So you're welcome. That's how much we believe in you.

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Yeah. But I'm obviously super excited for the NFC Championship game. It feels kind of surreal that Washington is in the NFC Championship game this quickly into a turnaround. I love what they've done. All the credit to Adam Peters for getting good veterans, nailing some draft picks, and getting Dan Quinn on board. But I was actually watching the tape, Fitzy. Oh, look at you. You're grinding.

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My level of preparation, I've been grinding the All-22. Last night I watched the Thursday night game that the Commanders played against the Eagles in Philly, and I was just watching Jalen Carter the entire time because that guy wrecks everything.

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He scares me, and the fact that Sam Cosme, our best offensive lineman, some might say, he's out probably for a long time with an ACL, and he lines up directly across from Jalen Carter. Yeah. So now we've got a backup coming in trying to stop this guy. What, as an offense, would you look to do? Because you can't take him out of the game. It's impossible. He's going to find a way to make some plays.

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I think that's a fair answer. Yeah, I think it's fair. People are going to be very angry at you, though. I'm going to get slaughtered. I know I'm going to get slaughtered. You put him in with Tua and Brock Purdy, that's sending out a signal to English fans. Those are good quarterbacks. Like, attack me, please. Max, what are your thoughts?

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I like that. And I don't think that the Eagles are going to have Jalen Hurts throw a slant route at the one-yard line in the Super Bowl. That's a tush-push.

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It's a part of my take guarantee that you will love this Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. It's the best. So in watching Saquon Barkley, I think that the commanders have done a decent job. Nobody does a great job of stopping Saquon. You can't really stop him, especially when that offensive line gets moving to the side and they start going downhill. How do you limit his big plays? Is it possible?

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Yeah, I've been doing a lot of reading about Jaden recently and his use of virtual reality and how he started doing that at LSU. And so that's like a very important part of his prep at LSU. That's what kind of changed his whole momentum around was he started doing this virtual reality stuff for like 45 minutes, an hour, three days a week where he would get reps in against a simulated defense team.

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and it allowed him to see and and think a lot quicker when he was playing on saturdays and the commander's invested in that same company and now he's just like he's living in the metaverse three days a week and by the time he hits the field on sunday he's ready to go have you tried using the virtual reality stuff i did they started to incorporate it a little bit um

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They were never able to really run the ball. Outside of that first drive where they went all gas, no brakes, that doesn't mean that you can't steer. And they didn't. They just were going to crash into everybody. And then Jeremiah Love was just not part of the game at all, actually.

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It's from the metaverse. Yeah. I got to ask you a question about your Twitter account because, and this was like a month ago, but I was heavily invested in an ongoing saga that you had. Oh, I was going to ask the same question. Yeah.

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You got a shot putt ball stuck in a golf hole and you couldn't get it out. I guess my first question is why do you have a shot putt ball?

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I loved it because it was Harvard guy, Fitzy, trying to use all the brain power in the world, trying to problem solve this. And at the end of the day, sometimes something as simple as a ball getting stuck in a hole, you just have to be a man about it.

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And if it does, I hope it has it equally on both sides. I hope that they officiate the same way for Josh as they do for Patrick. And in that event, you can just be like, well, it washed out.

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He did look a lot better last week. He was a big part of that defense and how they were able to limit some of the big plays to the Lions. So I like the Commander's secondary and a shocking twist as the season has progressed. I love Mikey Sanristill and Marshawn Lattimore is playing a lot better. And Jeremy Chin is back there just hitting the fuck out of people. Yeah, he is.

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So I'm okay with where we're at. I never thought we'd be a great defense this year. I just want us to be kind of middle of the road, and I think we've officially reached that tier.

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I had one more question for you about the Bills because you danced around the NFL a little bit. You had a lot of flings. You had a lot of one-night stands in the NFL, but the Bills, they were like your long-term relationship, and you settled in nicely there. They paid you a good amount of money. That must have been pretty cool.

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But it feels like the Bills fans have a different place in your heart from everybody else in the NFL. What was the moment where you realized that Bills fans are different and you really like this place?

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That's nice. Yeah. And to the point about the podcast, I think what you're doing, it's not not having guests might be a good thing for you guys because. The listeners want to hear the relationship develop between you. And then they, then they get like, they feel like they're a, they're part of, you know, a little family.

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And then you can slowly add on guests after that, you know, in the off season, sometimes in May, June, there's not a lot to talk about. Then, then you start mixing in guests as a, as a treat, but yeah, no, your podcast is great. And I love watching. I love listening to it. So congratulations.

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The long snapper for the commanders is... I hate to put you on the spot like this, but... It's not Cheeseman. It used to be Cheeseman.

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Okay, that's huge. That's huge. The snaps have been really good this year. If you don't know his name, that means they've been great. I just jinxed it right there. I should have said that. They did.

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Appreciate the invite. You did. And we agreed afterwards, next time you're in town, let's get you on PMT. The schedule didn't match up.

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So at the end of the month, they're going to do the NFL honors ceremony. Lamar Jackson might get another MVP. Is that going to feel good at all for you to watch that?

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I'm going to play devil's advocate for Notre Dame. We'd be Jesus Christ advocate for Notre Dame. Uh, Did you see the plays that they were calling and how effective they were earlier in that situation? Yeah. I still don't. I'm playing this advocate real quick. They didn't even sniff the end zone. They were getting overpowered.

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It didn't look like they had a hope on fourth down of scoring a touchdown. It would basically be throw the ball up, hope that somehow a miracle happens, you come down with it. Although their two-point plays were really good. This would have been a nine-yard touchdown, but they didn't look like they were in rhythm at all to score a touchdown on that.

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So Marcus Freeman was probably just like, yeah, you know what, screw it. Let's just take some points here. But then in that situation, you have to still go down the field twice. Right, and get two stops. I hated the field goal call. I thought it was bad, but I thought that probably had something to do with it. If they were close on one of their previous plays, if they looked like they –

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When you were doing your numerology, did you ever take into account the fact that it's only happened twice, so it's not really that much of a pattern? It just happened twice before.

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I'm just saying, like, any team that won two Super Bowls, you could be like, yeah. Or if you're a Cubs fan, you could be like, yeah, the Cubs win a World Series every 102 years or whatever the fuck it was.

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ran a play that worked out anywhere near what they had practiced, they probably would have been like, yeah, okay, let's take a shot at the end zone. But it was a bad series.

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You got to become just a full-time dome guy. Like, what's the league doing allowing Buffalo to build a stadium? It's dangerous.

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There's a Doritos commercial. Shout out Doritos. Our sponsor, yeah. Become a sports ball guy. Oh, the sports is on TV, huh? And then just look down your nose at everybody. Yeah, yeah. It would be nice. I'm sorry, Savvy. It breaks my heart to see you in a broken heart.

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Yeah, it was karma. And then I saw people posting the stats of whether or not you should go for it, what the plus minus was, and it was a toss-up. But I'm pretty sure that on those toss-ups, they don't take into account the two-point conversion, too. Yeah. Like, obviously, if you're down by 16... then it's not the same as being down by 14 in that model.

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Yeah, it's cool, but I understand what you're saying. Like, if you're looking at the Eagles and the Commanders, you probably do want to see the Eagles win because you don't want to see my Lamar get to a Super Bowl. Yeah, you just copied.

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Yeah, well, Savvy, I mean, I want to tell you that he gets better. At least you have your health. Look what a better place you are right now.

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Or are you just like, all right, fair play, man. It's not taunting. Yeah. Unless you're including the trauma that the defense would go through watching you shoot yourself.

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Yeah, we would have. Yeah, we'll definitely. Yeah, we'll be out in Chicago. Buy tickets. See the movie. If you want to see Stavi's balls, see this movie.

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We could have talked about anything on this podcast. We weren't necessarily just going to talk about the Ravens. Yeah, you started talking about the Ravens.

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But it's going to be flag football, right? Maybe flag football. But that guy's better than Patrick Mahomes. That 5'7 quarterback we have.

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That's the thing. I've listened to a lot of sports talk today. And every single time I've been hearing somebody talk about Ohio State, when they bring it up, within two sentences, the word Michigan is used.

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I think the answer for somebody that's never seen sports before would be boxing. Boxing would be pretty sick. You'd be like, holy shit, these guys are just beating the fuck out of each other.

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Rugby. Rugby would be up there. If you're saying football, it would be rugby. Yeah, because it's not flag rugby. It's full-on rugby.

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It's also just an insane sport because you should die if you jump that far on skis off a mountain. Correct.

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And it's not an asterisk. You guys won the national championship. Ohio State was the best team in college football. I don't think that you can argue that. They were the best. They proved it through a tournament. They beat all the other top-ranked teams in the tournament. Crazy route that they took. But people are always going to say Michigan after they talk about this title.

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I do respect Philly sports fans because they care this much. Correct. I hate them when I play them. I do not want to go into the link as an opposing fan. That's what sports should be.

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You need that. You think about Philly sports, you've got great fans like Bill Cosby. You've got Eat That Pussy. You've got Sandusky. Sandusky. Joe Pa was almost the coach there. Just like the list goes on. Don Vito from Viva La Bam. They've got great fans.

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You have to just embrace that if you're Ohio State and say, yeah, we experienced the lowest low that you could possibly have for our team during a season. And then we responded and we're better than everybody in the country.

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There's no way to solve the problem. Well, it kind of already did a little bit. But I think it's still an issue. Obviously, Ben Johnson was getting his staff together during the week.

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Yeah, I mean, you could say that at least one of those turnovers was the Ben Johnson play where he had Jameson throw the ball. Yeah, exactly.

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I don't think that it's like a massive, massive thing. There's no way to really fully stop it either. Cause it's going to happen. And this is what you have when you have a good team, you're going to lose your coordinators. It sucks.

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Maybe you make a rule you can't hire a coach until a week after the Super Bowl. Like any coach? Any coach. Okay. I don't know. I don't think there's a great answer to it.

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Maybe that's why they don't lose anybody to the transfer portal because you can tell your players like, hey, if you transfer, you're going to hell. Yeah.

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Give God some bulletin board material. Yeah. That's what Martin Luther did when he nailed that shit on the door.

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So what we're saying. It's a different world. And Woody Hayes, he co-signs on this. Co-national champions. Michigan and Ohio State. Michigan and Ohio State. What this has really done is this is just the ultimate buildup to that game next year. Oh, my God. It's going to be incredible. I can't wait.

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It is kind of crazy, yeah. It's good for football. You know what's not good for football was having that game last night. Yeah. That was bad. Yeah.

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We didn't feel like it was even college football season anymore at that point. It was like, oh, yeah, the most important game of all is tonight. We forgot.

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Would you say that there's less distractions from your distraction? So you can focus on your distraction?

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Ooh. I mean, I don't want to say something that I've already done because that implies that it's all downhill from here. But it probably is. Like, I'm 40. I'm a man.

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Getting a house is cool. That was very cool. Playing Freebird. Playing the Freebird solo. That's very cool. That's something that I've worked for. I mean, on stage with my brother, it was a pretty cool moment.

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Stanley Cup winning night in Vegas with the Cup. That's a tough one to beat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I don't know if anyone's fucked the Cup. I'd say like hundreds of people. Yeah. Yeah.

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No free ads. My summit was John Summit when he was on part of my team. I guess I'm just a bigger John Summit fan than you, Max.

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We don't say that anymore. We don't say it anymore. Just a what's up. Also, I want to compliment the AWLs out there because there were a lot of them at the Caps game. All very well behaved. I was around my mom. Not one person said the thing that we don't say anymore. And I appreciate that.

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I'd like to give you the keys to the socials for like three days. Hank Weekend. Hank Early Week.

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Yes. The teammate part I sometimes think about. Like, when we're getting deep into it and we're laying into somebody and they're, like, laughing at it and they have to stop themselves because they're like, oh, shit, that's actually my good friend and teammate they're making fun of.

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Like, what? What are you doing? I think with Pablo, it's important to hear how bad podcasts can be so he knows what to avoid.

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Yeah. As far as I'm concerned, it's just us. Yeah. And then somehow everybody else finds out.

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Yes. Yeah, I mean, we changed up how we do Fourth of July week because of the NBA trade deadline.

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Well, it's also because stuff is going to happen over the weekend. So by the time Monday morning comes around, we can't react to the same news on Friday like we would if it had just broken. Yeah, big time.

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He's going to get it before memes. Yeah, for sure. Memes is just sad. It's just sad at this point.

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Is Hank here? I'm looking at a stat that matters here, Big Cat. If you want to talk about shots on goal, if you're a Carolina Hurricanes fan, the Carolina Hurricanes had 33 shots on goal, and the Florida Panthers had 20 shots on goal. So you guys won the shots on goal.

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Did you see what happened at the, I think it was like 10 minutes into the third period where Gattaspierre took that shot from the opposite end of the ice and tried to hit Marchand with it?

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At least we've got some intrigue. Now we've got some real bad blood between the teams.

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They're dirty. But but like in the that's a compliment when I say it about the Panthers. They're like they're a big bunch of assholes.

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I'd like to change my pick, though, before it starts. I can do that, right? Yeah. I think I said Pacers in seven. I'm going to say Knicks in seven now. Oh. Because I just found out that the Pacers are changing their uniforms. They're getting off the City Connects. That was NBA League mandate. Yeah.

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So we've been demanding that they get off the City Connect jerseys. But now that they actually did it, I'm like, wait, they won a lot of playoff games wearing those alternate uniforms.

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Right. If anybody out there is like, Hank cares more about golf than about the podcast. I don't want to do that. Oh, my God.

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They were driving. There was a guy like sitting in a driver's seat, driving the tractor up and down the back, the spine of the whale as well as just sitting there, not moving. Like, thank you. Like the whale knows that he's getting power washed.

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I agree with Hank though. If, can you imagine how cool that video would have been if it was real?

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Maybe your post is going to give somebody a great idea for an invention, and they can actually do this for real to the whales.

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It's not that good. It's not good at all. But I also didn't hear the whales saying thank you. I didn't hear how accurate the whale sounds were.

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We're smarter than AI. We are. Although if AI does take over, just shout out AI. I actually seriously love you. That was just a joke earlier.

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Well, the great thing is I don't think that they make AI that's dumb enough that could ever do part of my take. Like AI would never be dumb enough. Don't tempt them. AI would never be dumb enough to fall for an AI video of a whale. That's true.

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I don't know if Bill knows yet. I don't think that Jordan would make this up, but apparently she's told at least one friend who then talked to the New York Times. This all seems fishy. Maybe or maybe without Jordan's direction to talk to the New York Times to let the world know. Happy news. Save the date. Save the date. We're getting married. Little May December relationship.

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Yeah, it's just a ring, just a diamond ring. You've got several of them. Can I get one?

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It sounds like you don't want to believe it because you don't want it to be true. Right. Are you rooting against Bill's happiness?

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I know what's going on, Big Cat. Yeah. Hank is just upset because he thinks that they're engaged and he didn't find out from Bill. Oh. He was expecting. He's like, I would have thought that I would have been on that text.

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It helps you write new chapters and creates the meaningful story that you deserve to live. I've personally used therapy in the past as a tool to help me get through some times of loss and to also help me prioritize what was important in my life and help me focus on those and create a future that I was very happy in and very confident in. Therapy has been a great tool for me.

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If Bill Belichick had to find out a way that he was engaged, he would have liked to see it in the press first. Yeah. The media has always been his friend. It's your favorite thing. Journalism and love.

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I think at the very least, Hank should be invited to the bachelor party. Yeah, that would be fun.

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Something with nine. I think it's probably going to be just love story. Bill's version. Oh, I like that.

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I think Bill just wouldn't tell the media about the nature of the injury. Yeah. But we'll see how he does.

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I don't like this reporting. I mean, the hashtag's definitely going to be Chapel Bill, right?

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When they consummate the marriage, if he's able to get it up, that's going to be the miracle on the Hudson. Mm-hmm.

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I think that HBO just heard that everyone was going to call it Tardnox, and then they backed out. I don't think this has anything to do with Miss Belichick Hudson.

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all opposite there's a there are a lot of very rich powerful people that get attracted to women that just completely dominate them maybe i'm just basing that on the show billions with paul giamatti but bill is a control freak and he finally met somebody that can control him and now he's like just going hog wild he loves it yeah he loves being in the passenger seat for a change yeah

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I'm happy for that. He's riding shotgun on the Jordan Hudson show. There was also a report that she was attending Patriots practices and training camp and that she would wear bright red sweatpants so that Bill could see her from the sidelines. I love that. That's love. And that's, that's the year that, um, well, we don't have to talk about that year. What happened?

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That's inconsequential to the story, which is about true love. And I don't think that has anything to do with football, but apparently she was, yeah, she was like staying in the team hotel with them. That's normal.

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It's a fiancé now, though. But it's a fiancé. Let's respect it. She's also meeting with senators, according to this article. What's wrong with that? Power. No, we don't. Why do you think I thought there was something wrong with that? I was very clear. I think it's wonderful. I think we need more women speaking truth to power.

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Okay. There was also another part in the story. I didn't realize this, but when he was watching the Miss Maine pageant, which, again, very supportive fiancé move to do. I like that. Him sitting front and center rooting for her. That's fiancé goals. It is. It really is. And he was sitting next to her dad. I didn't realize this part, but her dad is 49 years old. Oh.

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When they get married and it's going to be a lovely wedding, I hope that you're in attendance, Hank, is her dad going to walk her down the aisle and give her away to Bill Belichick?

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This is Romeo and Juliet all over again. It's fucking beautiful. Except for the ending. The ending is going to be great in this one. It's fucking beautiful.

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where caitlin got she was very upset i think rightfully so last year when she got that hard foul and angel reese was the first one off the bench clapping and then angel hit her in the head i think that there's like there's definitely some animosity between them but yeah i think that obviously it's clear that angel reese hates caitlin clark or at the very least hates what she perceives to be caitlin clark's audience and what they stand for

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transcendent basketball I'm lightweight upset that we're taping part of my take right now because this is time that I could be using to scroll X the everything app to read more takes about Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark yeah and what it means about our society and all the think pieces about the WNBA can we just take some time to appreciate the fact that we're at a point where people are now engagement farming

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off of the WNBA. Oh, yeah. It's toxic. That should be a massive win for the WNBA, right? Big time. They're now to a point where content about the WNBA is leading the news cycle, but it gets absolutely exhausting reading all these takes. I'm worn out from reading these takes.

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I made a list. I made a list yesterday of the best takes are the strongest, most wild takes I've seen about this because people are on their shit right now. They see this and they're like, I got to come up with a threat. I'm going to I'm going to compare the situation to Israel, Palestine. That's next. Very important thread.

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But the best takes that I've seen one, Caitlin should be arrested for getting a triple double. Okay. Yeah, I saw that. Because she asked her coach to put her back in the game so she could get another rebound, and that is literally illegal.

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Yep. Number two, what if Angel Reese had gotten killed on that foul? Oh. What if she got seriously injured or worse?

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Yeah. Ever. Listen, when you have hard foul, it's a hardwood court. She could have hit her head on it. That's true. Number three, Caitlin Clark is a racist. And then number four, Caitlin Clark is not racist enough. So everyone's angry at everybody. And it's something to see.

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I personally think that this is a big psyop to distract you from the fact that the Boston Celtics, they blew a 0-2 lead against the New York Knicks in the playoffs.

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Which she has done in the past. She literally did that, I think it was after the NCAA National Championship. Yeah. She was like... Don't treat her badly.

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He just went all the way. It is funny how the podcast scene turns even the hardest professional athletes into just middle school girls.

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Just like, dude, you're fighting over a foul in the WNBA. Hey, Robert, guess what? You're not invited to my birthday anymore.

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It is kind of exhausting to keep up with all this, and I just know that I'm the big winner in this situation. I just get to sit back and scroll, baby. Just refreshing the timeline. They should play one WNBA game a week so that we can have the other six days to just think about what that game meant and discuss it.

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he is but he'll be the first to say that he makes him and listen i i am compromised when it comes to the rg3 situation because i have no choice but to support his wife yeah i think his wife is a strong powerful woman with a great voice and uh i will not ever say anything bad about her

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I think Ryan Clark gets very, very emotional. Very emotional. That's kind of the thing with his podcast is the times where I see him go mega viral, it'll be like that soft, somber music and he'll just be like almost crying into the camera talking about something getting worked up. He's very in touch with his feelings.

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Well, you guys obviously have not watched RG3's podcast. This was a clip that RG3 did. In the podcast, Greta is a very important part, and she does have a microphone, and she's allowed to voice her opinion, Hank. That's good.

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Now, if you had asked me when we started part of my take, what's the reason you're starting this podcast, I would have told you so that one day RG3 and his wife can also do a podcast together.

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What I love about this entire situation, going back to the Angel Reese, Caitlin Clark dynamic, is that this is just but a small taste of how toxic sports fans can be online. Sports fans are mean and ugly. They're just getting a tiny nibble of what really goes on. Like the WNBA, if you compare that to NBA Twitter or what happens on NBA social media, it's way, way worse in the NBA. Yeah.

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But now it's like a new fan base being exposed to how crazy sports fans get online. And yeah, that's kind of the world that we live in.

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I saw Jalen Brown's face as Osama Bin Laden the other day. Yeah. Now, if I'm Angel Reese, some advice for both Angel and Caitlin. Just don't be on social media. Because I would imagine that most of the really, really bad shit that you deal with is from people that are DMing you from anonymous accounts. Probably saying some really, really bad stuff.

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And then you take reading all that into the real world. And then you just assume the worst about your opponent's fans and all this shit. I would just log off. Have somebody else run your social media. Do your ad deals. Do all that shit for you. But don't. I would stay off.

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Yeah. You can't, like LeBron said. I think it is, though. I don't think so. Remember when LeBron went to the heel? That was funny.

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I think she likes to say, I'll be the villain because it makes her feel good in the moment, but she really does not want to be the villain.

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Draymond does something similar. All I know is that they should just play these games every single week. There should be a Sky Fever game every Saturday, and they're playing in Chicago next. Love it. We should go. I feel like we should go to that one. We should go. Just supporting both sides.

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Wait. What? What? Is it in Rosemont? No, it's at the United Center. No, it's Wintrust. No, they play that game at the United Center. Oh, they move that game to the United Center? Yeah, the Sky Fever. You better believe it. Oh, that's awesome. I thought they played their games there.

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I might go to the game. You know the guys that wear the orange vests around Chicago and they try to neutralize situations?

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You know them? Yeah. I think I might do that at this game just to try to calm everybody down.

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Yeah, just let me know when this game is happening. We're Sky Fever. Yeah, the Stars. No, that's the... Oh, the Stars? The San Antonio Stars? Yeah.

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Okay, so you're right. Credit to the Thunder. I think the Thunder are a good team. I think SGA is a phenomenal basketball player. I think he's an awesome basketball player. But he doesn't have to do this shit. He doesn't have to do it. It pisses me off watching him play. It pisses me off when they show the replays.

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All I know is that... National Sports Podcast for a reason. This is all a big distraction, and the Mystics are 2-0, and nobody's talking about that. They're all talking about these other teams.

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You're talking about they moved... At some point in WNBA history, they moved a game in San Antonio from... No, no, no.

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I have to watch the foul baiting like three times in a row where I have to see the same non-foul three times. You force the opposing coach to decide, like, do I want to use a challenge right now on this? Or do I want to wait until later on in the game? Yeah, they would have won the game no matter what. They were the much better team tonight. But it pisses me off.

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Or he's got like a family event that he has to make it back for, so he takes a slightly earlier flight. This is big time cope by Yankees fans, and I get it. You're not used to losing out on the big fish, and especially not losing out on a big fish that goes just right across town. So listen, you got to get through it somehow, so if you just want to tell yourself stories, that's fine. Yeah.

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That's the thing. It's like there's one play where he didn't run as hard as he possibly could to first base. I personally don't give a fuck. He's on the team for however many years. It doesn't matter. You were met. Guess what means he's awesome at baseball.

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That's the thing is, like, if you reach that point where you get that massive contract, you won. Yeah, right. You won. Be hard to get motivated. I'll just be totally honest. It's human nature. You're 1-0 lifetime. Right. And you're going to retire with that record.

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That means that whoever's hitting ahead of him is going to be basically like the hit king.

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Kyle Schwarber's not on the Cubs. I mean, holy shit. With the San Antonio Stars or Schwarber on the Cubs.

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Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. And I don't feel like being silent because it pisses me off watching SGA play. And Doris Burke is compromised too. She was like complimenting the foul baiting that he was doing. He leans into people at the last minute and then falls down. And to his credit, he's very good at hitting these off-balance shots as he's flopping.

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I do love that discourse, though, about Juan Soto. I wish that he would have run harder to first base on this. Therefore, he's not worth the money that we paid him on this one hit. Ideally, yeah, you'd like your players. But yeah, to your point, Big Cat, if you won the lottery, would you still take the trash out every single day?

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That would be me not running to first base. I'd just refresh my bank account like AB in a team meeting.

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yeah i would do that that's so cool it's like the uh i would get dressed up though as an old guy like uncle drew yeah i would just be like can you believe this old man got up there and then sang a song it sounded exactly like good charlotte remember and they take the mask off it's me bingey yeah jewel did that i remember that video she dressed she like put on prosthetics and did a karaoke night it was like holy shit this woman's incredible this is very cool i like the all-american rejects good for them yeah very cool cool throw them

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PFT. My hot seat is the Tush Push. Again. So they've officially put this rule out there. They're going to be voting on it this week about whether or not the Tush Push should be banned. And all the reporting on it makes it seem like it has a possibility of getting banned now.

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He practices those, and he's very good at it. And so you have to take your hat off and be like, that was a really good shot that you made when your body was completely parallel to the floor as you were falling down because you didn't get touched.

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Oh, sick. Yeah. He just said out of jail. Okay. Well, that's going to affect how I bet on that series. Yeah. Sure. Absolutely.

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So the Packers proposed the rule change. We know that. That way there's no owner that everybody can get mad at. You just get mad at the entire city of Green Bay. And Matt LaFleur has to go on podcast and take the bullets when it's not him that's proposing the rule change.

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Yeah, it does sound like... Sorry about that, Matt. It does sound like it might get banned this year. And again... I'm opposed to banning the Tush Push. Just figure out a way to stop it. But also, if they do ban it, I'll be pumped because I was on the side saying, don't ban it, but now I don't have to deal with it anymore. Correct. So I'm playing both sides.

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It's very unfair to ban it. You can't ban a play because one team is way better at it than every other team. But if it does get banned, that's awesome.

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I never said that. I think the real issue that they should deal with with the tush-push, don't ban it. Just let the defense do the exact same thing where you can throw guys at the play.

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I think they do that. I don't think that you're allowed to. Well, you're allowed to push. Yeah.

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Can you propel a player on defense? Can you grab a player on defense and then push them towards the ball?

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That's the whole thing they do. Also, defenses are... Maybe this is just kicking plays. It might be on... They're not allowed to push or pull their own teammates is what I'm reading in the rule book right now. It might just be on kicking plays, though.

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If you're in a great division, then yes, absolutely. It means more if you're able to beat that division. It puts more on the line in those games. Yeah. So I agree with this. I think it's reactionary to this one thing that happened that could have blown up in their faces, but didn't even really blow up in their faces that much.

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They're also voting on whether or not to allow players to play in the Olympics in flag football. I think that passed. Officially passed? Okay. It passed. So you can make the rule saying that the players are allowed to play in the Olympics, but I don't know if you've seen the flag football players that we already have playing flag football. Oh, yeah.

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And I don't know that Patrick Mahomes would be an upgrade on what we got at quarterback. No. We got that guy who's like 5'8", right? 170 pounds.

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It's so arrogant for NFL players to think that they can just go in and dominate football. Could you imagine Lamar trying to get Lamar Jackson's flag? It would be so funny. Oh, I can't wait for the schedule release video that we do for the U.S. flag football team. Just roasting every other country.

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All right. Your cool throne? My cool throne is... I got two. One is friendship. Oh. Friendship's on the cool throne. As we discussed a couple months ago, I drunkenly ordered eight tickets to go see ACDC. And then I had Greer give away all the tickets because I didn't want anyone to feel left out in this office. Smart move.

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I got a little notification yesterday from one of the people that had committed to going, Ben Mintz. Oh, no. And he got an offer for another ticket.

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better offer i think i think my ticket might be better i didn't ask but ben was like is it cool if i take this other ticket and then you can have my ticket wait so he gifted your ticket back to me what a guy so now hank i'd like to formally invite you to go see acdc on saturday at soldier field i actually i mean i appreciate the offer i do have uh i got family in town

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Okay, well, Hank, I want to give you... Don't you have someone else you need to get a ticket for?

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No. Oh. All right, I'm going to give my ticket back. Tell you what, Noah. You have someone else you need to give a ticket to. I'm giving Big Cat's ticket back to Big Cat, and now Big Cat gets to decide who gets the last ticket to ACDC. Hank! I can't go. You're not going to take a free ticket?

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Okay, Hank's in. No, Big Cat, you are now officially in charge of giving away this last ticket to somebody.

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Yeah. I got an extra ticket and Greer's got an extra ticket. So we've got two extra tickets right now. So Hank's going to go. Then I would go. You would go if there were two tickets. You would take two tickets and then just not use one and use one.

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He's interning. He's got an internship. My other cool throne is acting. I can't believe we didn't talk about this on Sunday or maybe even Friday when it came out. There's a movie coming out about the Raiders. Yes. Oh, yeah. I thought this was AI. Me too. When I first saw it, it's going to star Nick Cage and Christian Bale. Nick Cage is going to play John Madden. It looks so good.

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Which is incredible. By the way, I watched The Rock on Saturday. It still holds up. Oh, of course it still holds up. That is a fucking banger of a movie. I'm going to watch it. Yeah, it's so good. Losers cry about their best. Winners go home and fuck to the prom queen.

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Yeah, Christian Bale and Nick Cage. Christian Bale is Al Davis. Nick Cage is John Madden. I saw somewhere Shane Gillis is in it. Yeah, he is. I got to say, they nailed the pants. Yeah, they did. I've seen a bunch of pictures of Nick Cage walking around wearing pants, and it's like, those are John Madden 1970s pants.

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yeah so i'm rooting for this well here's the thing about the f1 movie with brad pitt will be good too ford versus ferrari no that movie is great shout out peter cherny um no there's a new one that's coming out oh okay the the thing with sports movies they get a lot better if they have the official logos yes so like draft day would have sucked as a movie yes like terrible acting from whoever played the running back that was drafted by the browns i forget that guy's name but he sucked

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uh but if they didn't have the official logos for the teams that movie would suck they had the official logos and the movie was awesome yeah this is going to have the official logos so now i'm going to watch and be like is this the nfl this is i think i'm watching the nfl right now i'm watching football it'll trick me into thinking the movie's good no matter and also with those two acting fuck yes i'm up uh okay my hot seat is uh the phoenix suns

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So this guy, Bartelstein, I looked him up. You know he was a college basketball player? Yeah, Michigan. He's a Michigan man.

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This guy, and yeah, I... I kind of like having chaos around ownership groups in the NBA. I don't know what to think about this one. Was this an affair or was it... Allocations of an affair.

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I don't know what pigeon life support is. So maybe they injected him with that stuff that lowers the body temperature?

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And just put him in a coma? Yeah, it's a miracle on ice. Yeah. I think that this pigeon, if it pulls through, then the Reds are the team of destiny.

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is the pigeon brain dead yeah so they so they could have the pigeon family could have pulled the pulled the plug so they've just got maybe a pigeon in a hospital bed with like a feeding tube of mushed up sunflower seeds that's just going right into its stomach just trash yeah it's just it's just like a solo cup and trash going just ground up into his feeding tube yeah this is i mean this is sad stuff real sad stuff i hope i hope the pigeon's okay um it would be an amazing comeback

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Yeah, and if you're a Thunder fan, you have to defend your guy. I get it. You're going to hate what I have to say about SGA. Like I'm attacking your guy. So, yeah, I'll be the bad guy in this situation. But also everybody else thinks that it sucks to watch him. Everybody else that watches it – It's very tough to get through, again, the foul where you're like, wait, what did they just call?

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Would be amazing. Cincinnati, man. Yeah. Yeah. Something with the animals. Well said, Hank. Throw it in there. It's true. The advancements they've made in bird health is kind of crazy. Prayers for DeMar. Harambe, our sweet prince. Yeah.

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Yeah. I mean, if this happened at a Bengals practice, the jokes would just be like, oh, another season cursed by injuries for the Bengals. We need to get a name on this pigeon.

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That's soft on Hank and Max's part because you never, that one bucket of popcorn, you can finish that. I don't believe that you guys have never... I don't believe for a second you've never finished a popcorn. Oh, never. I finish my popcorn before the movie starts.

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You know what that bag is? That's like a bag they give you at a screening of an important movie that comes out. Here's your popcorn. And if you get a small when you're actually at a movie that you pay for, the small is about like it's the size of a keg. It's crazy.

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Yeah, I mean, Scientology, say what you want about the religion, but they picked the best spokesman that they could ever get.

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And then two replays from different angles that you watch, and you get progressively angrier as they keep showing these replays. I don't know what they can do. Maybe it's like in hockey where, yeah, you've got penalties, you've got whistles, but in the playoffs you lose those whistles a little bit. Yeah.

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It was a banger of a movie. It was such a good movie. I can't wait for Top Gun 3.

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I mean, Marner during the game, the cameras obviously caught him. Maybe he was getting the team fired up, but he looked disappointed. He did a press conference today. He seemed to be noncommittal about whether or not he was coming back. He ain't coming back. Do we blow it up? Are we blowing it up?

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i mean it's toronto you're playing in a big market you want to put yourself in that situation and not snap the money around a little bit more other places well you're going to have to fall on the sword right i think that getting guys that are from toronto might actually just make the problem worse because they've grown up as you know the with all the the leafs failures that they've had in the playoffs like that moment becomes bigger if it's a team that you grew up rooting for and now you're in that moment right

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I got a fun little game that we can play, and then maybe we can move on to some things that aren't Maple Leafs related. But I'm going to give you a list of things, and you tell me if these things happened before or after the Leafs won their last Stanley Cup.

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67. Yeah, that's bang on. That was after they won the last Stanley Cup. The Rubik's Cube.

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After that was also after the nation of the Bahamas. After that's also after Yeah, Star Wars. After also after correct and landing on the moon. After? Also after. Yeah, they were all after. These are all things that have happened since they won the Stanley Cup.

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Yeah, there was absolutely no cutting to the basket. So they didn't even get the opportunity because the defense was so good. They didn't even get the opportunity to get a lot of those fouls in the end ones that Oklahoma City was getting. There were virtually no fast break points for the Timberwolves tonight either. It was, yeah, it was a dominant performance by the Thunder for sure.

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So with the Hurricanes, do you think that this is a matchup where the Panthers should dominate?

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And also, yes, Julius Randle, great the first half. I think the Wolves are still going to get a couple games out of this because he went down the first half, sprained his ankle again, came back. Very, very tough performance on his part to come back and still have some of the explosiveness that he normally does. if he gets healthy in the series, I think it'll be, it'll be competitive.

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That was the one thing that I came away really impressed with the Hurricanes on is their penalty kill. On the penalty kill, not only do they stop you from getting shots off and stop you from getting to the neutral zone, they also counterattack really well on the penalty. They get opportunities for a shorthanded goal almost every time. As a player, what makes a great penalty kill?

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It's not going to be as lopsided as it was tonight, but as of tonight, the thunder clearly the better. I mean, we spent, we spent several years being like, I wish teams would stop just taking threes and dunking and then the thunder do it. And we're like, no, not like this. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. So are you rooting for Ryan Whitney to get Stanley Cup? Like how how intolerable is he going to be?

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I have one one question about Ovi because after seeing him in the series, I had some dark thoughts about Ovi after game five. I didn't seem to really skating around that much. He was kind of just getting out on the ice standing there. He looks slow when he was skating. Is this something should I be worried about Ovi going into next year?

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It's insane. I think the Stanley Cup is the hardest tournament to win. It is, no doubt. I think it's harder to win a Stanley Cup than an NBA championship. I know it's impossible to actually measure those together, but just by the vibe of how things go and how hard these teams play, it feels like it's an absolute grinder to get to the playoffs in hockey.

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Easily. Easily. He is the absolute best. He has the ability to just talk anybody down. If anyone's mad at him, he becomes their best friend in about two seconds. Two seconds.

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Yeah. I think that would be an all-time record that would probably stand for forever. Yeah. And you put it in perspective. We've been doing this show for 10 years. Imagine doing this five times, not even 10 years for us, but imagine doing this five times as much as we've done it. It's a testament to you. It's a testament to the people that you've worked with.

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But you have been a mainstay, I think, for a lot of people's sports childhoods all the way up through adulthoods. And so we're glad that we're going to see you there. It would be weird if you went somewhere else. Did that thought ever occur to you? Was it going to be ESPN or nowhere? Or were you thinking like, hey, maybe I could join. Maybe I joined Barstool Sports.

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Yeah, and I agree. I've watched maybe five or six Thunder games in the regular season before the playoffs started. And for some reason, I don't have a problem with SGA when he does this in the regular season. It's fine. But in the playoffs, it's like, come on, man, this really pissed me off.

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Yeah. Did you see that ESPN did a horoscope reading of the NBA playoffs? No. This is real deep stuff. Real deep stuff. So they predicted the Pacers and the Thunder based on everybody's horoscope signs going into this.

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You built that place. That place also shaped you. So that's got to be tough to walk. I think it's been a great fit. I'm very glad that you're sticking around. It would be weird to see you if you just popped up on like Fox Sports one day. Yeah. Doing like an NFL pregame show. It would look so weird. Yeah, it would look really, really strange.

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I saw that the MLB All-Star game in 2029, they have not announced who's got the TV rights to it. If that's ESPN, can we please get you doing the Home Run Derby?

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That sounds perfect to me. When I think back of all the years of you on ESPN, I also think of the SportsCenter commercials. This is SportsCenter commercial. Do you have a list of your favorite ones?

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I mean, that one was actually, I think, my favorite, the Y2K scare. I like the don't walk, the PSA that you guys did for NBA players to stop traveling. That was a great one. The crocodile hunter where he sees the Florida gator and wrestles him to the ground.

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And then my homerism, I like when Ovi and I think it was Alexander Simmons lowered through the ceiling like they were in Mission Impossible, like Russian spies. I like.

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Yeah, I will check that out. You're right. There were several times in the broadcast tonight where I was just – I wanted to pretend like this game was closer than it was. And a good analogy booth will do that. They'll bring some like – they'll make it a big moment even when it might not be. This one, it felt like it was – yeah, I was watching the circus.

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Yeah, I mean, you have to get to a point where you play all the time if you want to be good at golf. It's not something you can parachute in and out of. Right. But yeah, on a good day, I think we'll probably shoot in the 90s. On Hank's good day, he'll shoot in the 80s. What's your best round ever?

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Yeah, it is. It really is. He makes it look easy. One of the craziest stats that I saw this week was that Scotty Scheffler, he's right now, I think, how long is this that he's been ranked number one? 82nd consecutive week being ranked number one in the world to bring it up to a total of 116 weeks. 116 weeks is what Scotty Scheffler has been ranked number one at. Tiger Woods has 683 weeks. Sure.

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So he would need to be ranked number one in the world every week for the next, what, 10 plus years to catch what Tiger did. Right. Just unbelievable. It's crazy.

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I think Tiger's got the number one and number two all-time rankings for the longest streaks being ranked number one. It's crazy. Absolutely insane to think about.

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Yeah. Norman got up to 96 weeks. Okay. I believe. Yeah. So yeah, pretty close. And Swam, one thing we love about you is you're such a football fan, even though it's the off season. I know that you've been thinking about football through the draft, through free agency, through the schedules coming out for next season. What are you thinking about the most?

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I've got an answer. It's kind of a cheap answer, but the 49ers. Yeah. They might get healthy. If they stay healthy this year, I wouldn't bet against them making the playoffs.

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Yeah, I actually do think that the Wolves are going to win two, maybe three games. I think that that's possible. I know it doesn't feel like it after what we just watched tonight, but, I mean, crazy shit happens in the playoffs. So, if one game it was dominant, the Thunder defense was really, really good. Like, when we watched game one of the Thunder and the Nuggets in the last series –

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I like that. I like that as a Bills fan, you're thinking, okay, well, we've tried to take the bad man out. It hasn't worked for us. Maybe somebody else just does it for us. Maybe Lamar elevates his game, becomes a playoff quarterback, and then we don't have to worry about Patrick Mahomes. That would be a better formula.

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we were like, oh, shit, the Thunder are in real deep trouble here because they're not going to be able to do anything on the inside. Things happen over the course of a seven-game series. So it'll even out a little bit, I think. But I think they need to get Ant healthy. That would be a problem if his ankle lingered on for a little bit. Max, what's the injury prognosis?

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It's a privilege. It's a privilege to feel those butterflies. I got one last one for you, Boom, because every year we have, when we do our recaps of the games, as a tribute to you, we talk about Jameis Winston, and when we bring up Jameis Winston's name, we put him in the Eagles song. We put him in Take It Easy, Stand on the Corner, Jameis Winston, Cuyahoga, is what it was last year on the Browns.

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Now he's on the Giants. So we had a couple ideas. We want to get your feedback, or maybe you've got something else. We were thinking, standing on the corner, Jameis Winston down in Soho, or standing on the corner, Jameis Winston in Hoboken.

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Yeah. I think he would probably be one of the first calls if you have a starter that goes down. At least I hope he would.

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I think he's probably going to go Russell Wilson. I would think so. But if it's a truly open competition, it could be Jameis. Yeah.

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That's true. That's true. So what I'm hearing from you is stand on the corner of Jameis Winston and Hoboken, such a fine sight to see. I like that. You like that? Yeah. Hoboken you're going? I think so.

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You thought it was Jerry as Big Dom? Oh. Shout out to Jerry. That was all Jerry's idea, by the way.

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Like, we'll cut that second part. You thought at the worst it was Big Dom doing an April Fool's. Was that Jerry as Big Dom?

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I thought it might have been. The more I hear him, the more – yeah, Max knew it all along.

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I thought it sounded a lot. I think our good friend Jerry's a great actor. I thought it sounded just like Big Don.

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Nope. There's a non-zero chance that Max does end up going to the White House.

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Oh, that's good. I like that. That's good. Unnecessary roughness is good. Roughing the quarterback.

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I hope that they do the super challenge, which is like in, was it the UFL, USFL? Where like at the end of that game with the Vikings and the Rams this year, the face mask they didn't call on Sam Darnold. Like, look at that. It's obvious. Right. Do the flag.

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Pick a sport. You're either a football guy or you're either a football school or you're a basketball school. I'm gined out. Gined out at this point. Too much gene. You just love rules, Gene. We get it.

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That's a good one. That's a good one. There was also another one, Hank. Big change.

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Yeah, so what they did was they moved back the free agency, but now teams are trying to do the thing that they used to do for free agency for the tampering period. So it's always going to get moved back. Got it.

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No, there's another one. There's a technology one. Oh, what is it? The NFL is going to be using Hawkeye next year. Oh, it's a big one. The chain gang is going to be ceremonial. They'll be out there on the field still.

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And they'll use them if the Hawkeye technology breaks down, but they're doing the same thing that tennis did. I think the EPL also uses it, and some other sports use it, but they're measuring first downs based on Hawkeye technology, which, I don't know, it's going to get it right more often, but I love the chain gang. I love the guys jogging out there, the 60-year-old dudes with the chains.

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They'll be there. They'll be just, you know, still dressed up, still looking good on the sidelines, but they're going to be using the space age technology.

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Yeah. I mean, listen, it's the owner's meetings. This is the most important time of the year.

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Also, Art Rooney said that he thinks that Rodgers is going to sign with the Steelers. Oh. He said, we keep hearing that he's, I guess, headed in our direction. So that seems to be all signs are positive so far.

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Three and a half. I was going to say the over-under should probably be .5.

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If they give you $230 million, at that point, your career should be done no matter what it is. Why are you going to go out there and get hit again?

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And I saw the reminder pop up in our calendars for next year on Christmas. Bet on all the away teams.

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Because it's going to be like family in town for the home teams. And we have a sample size of two. Sample size of two, which it's ironclad.

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What, he woke up and his Achilles just felt good? He's been sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber, which has a lot of oxygen and allows your body to heal quicker. And he woke up somehow feeling great, like he could go out there and play. So he is announced on his X account, x.com, the everything app. It's all happening on X. He's going to be playing in the Masters.

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That's crazy. That's incredible. Fat Perez is going on the Live Tour? Yeah. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. These are all real things happening.

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You guys remember, I think it was- He's just yelling without the mic on. I think it was three years ago, LeBron James, when he tweeted, I'm out for the season officially. See y'all in the fall. King, peace. Yeah. Yeah. On this day in sports, LeBron James is out for the season.

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Shit. Remember when Julian Edelman announced that he was signing with the Buccaneers? That's right.

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April Fool's. He is Pug. You see that Luka Doncic got traded to the Los Angeles Lakers? No way. Yeah. For what?

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Smart move for Buzz. I have a question about Buzz. Yeah. We like Buzz. Yeah. He's always been great on the show. He seems like a good dude. Great coach. The jobs that he's had, I don't really see, like, is he advancing or is he just going to different schools that are kind of at the same level?

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Yeah, so Maryland, in its DNA, is a basketball school. So at least he's going to have that. They're going to be like, hopefully, Maryland, this is a sign of them committing to basketball a little bit more. Texas A&M is always going to be way, way, way, way, way more football. Correct. I still think that Maryland can get slapped out of them to be like, you're a basketball school. Focus on that.

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There's a lot of good local talent. Hope Buzz does well. Max is still bitching.

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That would be a good prank. That'd be sick. Max, when I was in fifth grade, fourth or fifth grade, my dad came to school, and he had the principal page down and say, Get little PFT out of class. His dad's here. He's got his glove. He's going to go to the Orioles game. And then I go to the front office. My dad takes me, puts me in the car, starts driving me out of the school parking lot.

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And then him and my brother, my brother bounced up from behind the seat and they said, April Fool's, you're going back to class. I had to go back to class on opening day, opening day of baseball. And you know what? The next year, I actually got to go to opening day because my dad felt so bad. That's pretty cool. So maybe you'll go to the White House.

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Big Cat kind of buried the lead there, Big Cat. Uh... The NFL is doubling down on sportsmanship in 2025. Oh. Per the NFL. Is this one of your new rules, Hank? Say that again? The NFL has decided to double down on sportsmanship next season. That's what Troy Vincent said, the executive vice president.

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It's a great headline that I saw in Pro Football Talk today. And Jake Marsh somewhere is smiling from the clouds. God rest his soul. Double sportsmanship. Him and Nolan Richardson. Very happy to see that sportsmanship's on the way back. Terry Bradshaw. They were talking about the nose thing specifically. They were like, yeah, that's a blood symbol. You can't be doing that anymore.

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But yeah, Hank, there's a lot of rule changes. We're probably going to have to revisit this sometime in August.

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It was a good reaction by me, but I'm mad that I had that reaction because it's not what I wanted it to be, but it's still good.

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But no, you're probably right, because it sounds like what happened with Manny. Yeah, the masking agent.

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Would it be worth it to go 3-14 while also leading the league in fun? I think it might.

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Yeah. If you look at Russell Wilson, you say this guy's going to start all 17 games for you. In a situation where if the coach loses a lot, he loses his job, there's no chance that Russell Wilson's starting all 17 games. Mm-hmm. Zero. Zero.

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Okay. Okay. PFT. Yeah. My hot seat is the crown. Yeah. The crown. The college basketball crown is on the hot seat. People couldn't bet on it.

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mm-hmm now i'm fucked up now you might say well people are surely going to watch the crown even if you can't gamble on it wrong that's the whole purpose of this tournament is to give people like big cats something to bet on after the ncaa tournament's over and it's also a sweet sweet vindication for our guy nit stew who is he takes on all the new competitive tournaments to the nit every year yeah and guess what he was there before you he'll be there after you that's fact

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The NIT is the granddaddy of them all. It was the national championship before the NCAA tournament came around, which he will be the first to remind you of. So he wrote this up, and his explanation for why he thinks that the crown did not work is that Fox Sports did not go through the proper channels to approve the games as being sanctioned by the NCAA to be allowed to be gambled on.

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How do you not do that? Really the only thing that you should have been worried about.

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Chattanooga, Loyola, North Texas, UC Irvine. Love it. Final four. My cool throne is the Jets. Oh, I had that as well. And the culture around the Jets. Because Woody Johnson is offering buyouts. I think two thirds of the employees are going to be taking a walk after this year memes. Is that correct?

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Nope. Nope. Because what you're missing out here is that Woody did his own study on his own organization. Okay. So they had a comprehensive study and the exercise has identified opportunities to operate, align and innovate more effectively. Okay. Per the Jets.

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Woody Johnson is firing everybody else from the Jets, but himself. We'll see what happens. So two-thirds of the employees memes. I think you got to say maybe a good thing.

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Yeah, those are snitches. So he's saying if I buy out two-thirds of my employees, then I have like a 66% chance that I got rid of all the leaks.

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Did he do an email? Was he like, in five words or less, tell me what you did to improve the Jets last week?

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Five words to fix it. Remove Diana Rossini from signal chat. Problem solved.

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I'm starting to think that maybe math might be a football thing. Yeah. Because when he puts it that way, I've never heard, if I had a math teacher in high school that told me that, I would have been like, oh, okay, math is kind of hardcore. Somebody told Jim Harbaugh that like, hey, in mathematics, you either get truth or you find out everything else that's a lie.

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Okay, so now we're going to have to recalibrate because you win the coin toss. You don't want the ball first, correct? You don't want the ball first.

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And he's like, well, that's what I do. He like, that's his personal philosophy of how he runs a football team. Somebody made math appeal to football guys and that person should get a raise. Absolutely. Absolutely.

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Sometimes struggle with it. He's like, Dad thinks that 12 donuts is really 13.

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Yeah, I think any time your engagement ends, you can't be up big at that moment.

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Especially when your fiancé is dating Glenn Powell publicly. And your fiancé is Sidney Sweeney. Correct. Yeah. Correct. What do you think, Hank?

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I think that's what the podcast needs. Be huge for the podcast. Yeah. You could handle that, right? The entire internet being horny about it?

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Yeah, for sure. I'd imagine that does well. It says that she likes to fix up cars, Hank. She can repair your grill.

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Good. She's got tremendous boobs and you love boobs. That's true. You guys are practically meant for each other.

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It's going to be the NFL doesn't care about player safety because there's going to be more plays during overtime. That's the angle we're going to go with.

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Yeah, and you're right. You cut down the nets. Is that the net right above your left shoulder there? Is that the actual net?

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Yeah, that's a tough question. It's like, what do you do with a great net? I would think maybe frame it up, but it looks like you just put a nail through it and hung it up on the bookshelf.

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I love that. Yeah, I would do the exact same. Just maybe put some chewing gum and stick it to the wall. But you've got a great game coming up against Florida. You are the underdog this week. Last weekend you were like, yeah, I'm going to self-appoint ourselves as underdogs against Michigan State. I think you guys were favored in that one, but it was a fantastic game.

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You actually are the underdog going into this weekend, and you've lost to them once this season. So what do we learn from the loss to Florida that we're going to take into this game?

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I see the hole right there. Yep. This is the Sam Schwartstein rule. I think we predicted this after week one of last season, which was they're experimenting with the kickoff, and then what they'll do next year to make it less likely for teams to just kneel the ball out is make the touchback further out. Eventually, they'll just get to all Sam's rules.

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Yeah, I did notice that he changed his shoes at halftime in the Elite Eight. I don't know if you caught that. Maybe he wasn't feeling himself in the first half, but he came out in the second half. I was like, okay, it's on because he's identified the problem. Now he's wearing the blue shoes. He's going to be hot in the second half. Was that a coaching point? No, that's good.

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Yeah, I love watching him play. You're right, he plays with his heart out of his sleeve. As a coach, when you're watching him, can you sense, like, hey, it might be time to get Chad on the bench just for a second, let him take a couple deep breaths, maybe do some meditation, send him back in?

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So one of the wildest parts of the game in the Elite Eight, probably had your heart up in your throat for a little bit, was when Jani Barum came out, grabbing his elbow, looked like he was hurt. I'm a lip-reading expert. It seemed like he said, I'm done. Like, this is it for me. Was that what your impression was? Were you shocked to see him come out of the locker room and say, hey, I'm good to go?

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By the way, if you hate this rule, his name is Sam Schwartstein, and he ruined football.

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Okay. If you had to cut one of his arms off and he only had one arm, would he be in your rotation?

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Yeah, I've always wondered that if you've got a great play like that, I would burn it on the first blob of the night. I'd be like, yeah, okay, let's use the play that we're going to score on. Does it take discipline to keep your best blob in your back pocket?

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Yeah, so I got to imagine there's some additional pressure on you as well, knowing that if you lose, you stand to make Charles Barkley look like a fool, like a damn fool on national television.

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There's no resolution. It means that they're going to look at it again at the next meeting.

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That's either extremely disrespectful on his part, or he's a great friend because he's giving you extra bulletin board material.

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It'd be big for the conference, too. You're rocking the SEC on your shirt right there. Yeah. Some conference pride. If Florida were to beat you, would you root for Florida in the national championship? Are you that pro-SEC?

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I mean, even worse than that, a bigger black eye for the conference, I think, is that you guys are going to set the record for most NCAA tournament losses this season. That's true. Pretty crazy, right?

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It's gaining momentum, though. That's the problem. They're up to 16 teams that voted to ban it right now. There's more pushers? There's more support for the tush push. Elon got involved. He was wearing the cheese head supporting the Green Bay Packers. Yeah. So I feel like at some point it's going to be banned. Again, it shouldn't be banned.

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The only thing that you can do, you can say, I don't think the defense is allowed to push their guys. But you should allow the defense to be able to be allowed to push on that side.

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Yeah, I mean, you're a lot of fun to watch. I like you. For a brief moment on Sunday, I despised you. I'd like to give you a chance to clear it up, to explain things, so we can get back to liking you again. The 8th hole. It took 30 minutes to play the 8th hole. I think I said that we got to start stroking guys after you complete that hole.

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I just mostly say we got to start stroking guys because it's fun to say. But it took you 30 minutes, a half hour to play the eighth hole. You hit your first shot under a tree, and then you tried to figure out what you were going to do. Can you walk us through why that hole took a half hour?

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I've drilled down on this a little bit more. So the one way that could make the goal line push more effective, like a better QB sneak, you sign the Rizzler. You get the Rizzler on the Lions.

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Yeah, did that thought cross your mind? In the 15 seconds after you did the aim point, you're like, I better fucking make it now.

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Three Ms. The mustache is one. The mock turtle neck is the other. And then the mullet is the third. I'm not seeing... Did you trim up the mullet a little bit?

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If they say player safety about the tush push, it's 100% bullshit because I don't think there was a single injury on the tush push.

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In the, uh, in the full swing documentary, you were, they were talking about you and your sister. Cause your sister is a very good golfer. I think you said that she's better than I am at some point. Uh, and that if you practice more, maybe you'd be as good, but you just sometimes don't feel like practicing. Do you, have you, have you, uh, change up your practice game at all since that taped?

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Very fair point. That's fair. Heard that you got a nice congratulatory FaceTime from Justin Bieber. Is that true?

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I took the liberty of jotting down a couple others if you'd like to hear. I like this. Just kind of brainstormed. You can tell me what you think. What about – you're Australian. What about The Wooman Onion?

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I like that. So how are you feeling about Augusta? What would be his success?

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So our producer, Hank, is a big golf guy. Spends, I think, 90% of his time golfing, 10% working. But he's a big fan of yours, as I think we all are, and he's got a question for you.

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Yeah. Do you still get nervous at Augusta when they announce your name on the first tee box? Do you get nervous?

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So let's just say that you had not listened to your caddy on the eighth hole last week. You would have hit that shot, right? You would have hit that so far.

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The one on your knees when you were trying to, you were taking out different clubs, seeing which one you.

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Yeah. I mean, the scariest part, when I was watching you set up for that shot and I was like, is he going to hit this off his knees? The gallery that they had was in like a 10-yard alley for you. It's like this shot, if like a regular, you know, weekend golfer was out there hitting that, they would probably kill somebody.

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But I think that even at like your stage, sometimes they cut it a little close with the gallery.

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My last question isn't as much a question as just me saying, I think I'm going to bet on you at the Masters. I think I'm now in the Wu-Tang Clan. I feel like I got to back you. Because you hit the ball a mile, which I love. You got the mullet. You got the mustache. You're Australian. You're checking a lot of boxes. So just know that. No additional pressure.

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We got wingnut sauce back here. Wingnut sauce. Wingnut's a big part of my take. Lower. Jeff Fisher. A caricature of Jeff Fisher. One of the OGs of part of my take. Jeff. My DC Defenders jersey.

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The fan behavior test. So he should be good. I love it. Thank you, Big Dom.

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Yeah. If the Jaguars had beaten the Patriots in the AFC championship game, Blake Bortles goes to the Super Bowl.

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And the man. I mean, the answer might be, well, I guess he's not a guest, but Charlie Woods.

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Ryan Whitney. Ryan Whitney was a nobody, and then he became part of my take, and now he's got a world-class podcast and a line of liquor. Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, he said it was fine. I feel like it's not fine. No, he said it was fine. Plus, that means week 10, week 11. I'm going to call him back because I feel like that's not fine.

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I mean, Max, you thought it might be an April Fool's joke, but you thought it was Big Dom playing an April Fool's joke on you.

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All right, next up we have Ole Miss against UNC or San Diego State. There was, I think it was Doyle. Who was it on CBS? One of them said that Ole Miss gets a lot of love because they played in a great conference. They had a lot of opportunities. But eyeball test. They're a fraud. They've been called out as being frauds.

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I need your official pick. They don't want to hear me talk about winning. Mississippi State Baylor. Your co-host Brandon Walker, big Mississippi State fan, allegedly.

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10158.177

No, we actually did not want to do the troll move. The troll move would have been to take VCU. That would have been the troll move. We wanted to do that one. But yeah, we did take Baylor. RG3 is my guy. Central Texas, I was near there for a while, so we had to.

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1020.926

The eyeball test seems like a personal shot at notable alumni Ben Mintz, but I don't know. Chris Beard is their coach. Chris Beard is their coach. He's a very, very good basketball coach.

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10232.402

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10272.571

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10314.418

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1032.102

I already built up my UNC San Diego State fun fact, which is what John Rothstein told us that these two teams both played in the national championship game in the last five years. Iowa State.

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10339.628

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10398.39

He said it. I said before we do numbers. That sounds like a penalty. That sounds like a penalty to me.

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1043.692

Iowa State. This is a fun fact. I wish I could take credit for it, but I can't. There is a Reddit user. who goes by the name of Otzelberger's Polos, who put together a spreadsheet of the winningest and losingest polos that he wears. Wow. Pretty good, right? This is the stuff you need. This is the stuff you need. for your bracket.

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10431.255

If it's end of show and you say the word numbers, I think it's fair. Okay. All right. There we go.

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1065.592

This is why the internet was invented for this guy to figure this out. So the best polo shirts that he wears are the dark red stripes or the red polo shirt with the dark red stripes on the front and then the red polo shirt with the single yellow stripe. The worst that he has is the plain gray.

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1083.57

He's really bad in the plain gray, and he has never worn a polo that's the extra medium size that has yellow as the primary color, even though that is one of their primary colors at Iowa State. Okay. So keep your eye on what Otzelberger wears for his polo shirt. Very important. Lipscomb has five guys who are shooting 33% or more from three. Iowa State is 135th in three-point defense. Okay.

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1108.017

Fun fact. Yes. What does Lipscomb mean, Hank? Teeth. I was going to say mustache, but you're thinking about teeth a lot. Yeah. Something going on? No.

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1123.565

It's that you didn't say something that you should have said or you said something that you shouldn't have. Got it. Marquette. Marquette. Marquette, New Mexico. Marquette, the term, the big dance, was first coined by Marquette coach Al McGuire, who said that he would wear a blue blazer because he's going to the big dance. It's the first time anyone said it. Love that.

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1143.693

And they won the title that year. Shaka Smart, their coach, has a 26-page document about culture that he sends to every single recruit. Manifesto? Well, it's a manifesto if you killed somebody.

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1166.242

That might be a manifesto. I think if you send it to somebody for publicity, it's a manifesto.

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1189.54

I think manifestos, they typically have to be uncovered too. Like somebody finds a manifesto.

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1202.733

Great. Good. Then it won't be a manifesto. At that point, it's an executive summary.

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1207.456

Yeah. It's a table of contents is what you're doing. Marquette has lost to every tournament team in conference twice, except for Xavier, whom they beat twice. Okay. New Mexico, Richard Pitino is their head coach. Yes. Fun fact. And my other fun fact is we should change the name to New America. Oh. Instead of New Mexico.

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1229.808

That's my only fun fact there. Okay. Michigan State, they have the longest streak in the country. in terms of consecutive tournament appearances with 27. Next year, they would tie the all-time record. So 28 would be the record that Kansas had. It's not an active streak for Kansas any longer. So yeah, Tom Izzo, January, February, Izzo, April.

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1253.194

Although he should want it to be January, February, March, Izzo would be better because that's when they play the championship game. And they play against Bryant. My fun fact about Bryant is their coach is Phil Martelli Jr., son of legendary St. Joe's coach Phil Martelli Sr.

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1271.722

Also, I believe this is true, Richard Pitino, back to New Mexico, I think he's the only coach in this tournament that at some point has lived in another coach's balls.

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1294.237

Thank you. Who do you have coming out of this region? The funnest fact out of this region? Who do you have coming out of this region? Oh, I've got Michigan State coming out of this region. I've got Michigan State against Auburn.

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1387.463

Bathroom. Because he couldn't piss. He couldn't piss. Got it. Wait, what is that? What are you referring to? I mean, I brought it up with Ed Sheeran. I don't think you have. In 2015, I was at the Sirius XM studio and I went to the bathroom. He came in with me and Ed Sheeran goes to the urinal next to me. I start to piss. I'm letting it rip. I'm just pissing like a racehorse. Okay.

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1408.87

Like letting out gallons. It's a fire hose. It's like a super soaker. And then Ed Sheeran's trying to piss and he can't piss. What? And yeah, he's just standing there like, you know, he's shorter than me too, which is crazy. So he's trying to piss. He's intimidated by my strong stream. And then he does the fake flush like he pissed. But him and I both know he didn't piss.

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1424.5

And then he gets out, washes his hands and leaves. He went in there to pee. He didn't pee because he got scared. Holy shit.

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1469.921

So like, this is why we shouldn't listen to you. You're going to want every coach fired at some point.

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1505.636

Jeff Sprouse is definitely in AWL. He's definitely listening to this right now. Trying to take his mind off the play and matchup.

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1634.552

Yeah. That's a cool gym. 800 people in that tiny room, yeah. That's a cool gym.

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1661.624

What happens when he plays against Lipscomb? Does he play for the name on the front or the name on the back? Yeah.

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1757.088

Bear up. Yeah, you do the... Bear down. You do the claw, yeah. They leave. It's one of these, right? No, that's a horn from... I'm a Baylor-y. What's the hand signal for the Bears? The paw. Paw. They do a claw?

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1844.818

How many schools have won a national title in basketball and a Heisman? I thought you were going to say won a national title and also had murders. No, we're not talking about that. We're not talking about that. In the last 15 years, let's say.

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1916.595

Fun fact. Okay. You remember when they tried to update Puddles the Duck into Robo Puddles? Nope. I think they debuted that in like 2002, 2003. They tried to have like a new space age version of Puddles the Duck, who we all know and love. And this duck, the Robo Duck, is fucking hilarious. Yeah. He looks like Batman if it was a duck.

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194.12

But it does feel like UNC is the team now. Yeah. We've had four days of just hearing that they don't belong. You don't belong. You don't belong. They probably don't belong.

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1945.055

You've got to watch the birthing of RoboDuck. They had it hatch out of an egg. It was weird. And then it met Puddles, and it was, yeah, one of my favorite clips.

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1995.033

The pool boy was fucking his wife, and he was just sitting there watching it.

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2141.451

Okay. What was that documentary you told me to watch, Max, about the influencer family, the mom influencer?

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2148.194

fuck ruby ruby frank ruby frank yeah yeah crazy and then her crazy her weird husband who i think is just as in on it as she was either that or he's the biggest idiot on the planet he's always rocking byu gear interesting so he's a byu fan good fun fact yeah very good fun fact

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2285.969

Can't complain. You haven't complained once. No. About going to Denver. Nope.

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2333.753

Wisconsin's been really good recently. Max, do you know the last team to beat Wisconsin in the NCAA tournament?

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2397.136

Australians are just, they're Irish criminals. And now they're just importing from the opposite side.

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247.608

but you got to basically work good for the constituents he's also work he's working a ref constituents yeah next year if they're on the bubble that's the right that's the right they might they might give them a little friendly bump this is the best thing that can ever happen to a politician because it gives you something where you can take everybody under your wing and be like i got your back as your leader meatball ron did this with florida state yep and then got awful quiet about it when florida state got their ass kicked in that bowl game that's

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2470.178

He's probably on the phone with somebody else, though. He probably is, yeah. He's got deep rollbacks. What's up?

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2598.537

Yeah. But I have him on. Sounds like you guys did make, in fact, make plans for a date.

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2645.51

Oh, okay. All right. To me, Robert Morris just sounds like a cigarette company.

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271.786

True. But it's a good opportunity. Like if you're a politician, you know, every crisis needs a leader. It's a great opportunity for leaders step up and to have everybody support them. So I guess congratulations to the governor.

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2833.555

Well, that was an extra one. Betting the opposite of 20 to 1 for Norfolk State. Yeah, that's the easiest bet ever. That's a great bet.

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2971.009

Why are they the turtle? Why are the turtle not the crabs? Yeah, I don't know the answer.

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298.388

Bubba's walked into a lot of meetings where the other guy brings a briefcase in and then doesn't take that briefcase with him on the way out.

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2993.063

I think it has something to do with the flag. I think they wanted the flag to be the start of the show. And so they wanted like a less angular, cool mascots. They went with the terrapin.

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3052.178

Damn. Wow. The Grand Canyon, I saw it for the first time last year. It's grand. It is really awesome. It's a very cool place to go. I can't imagine the first person who discovered it. They're just like walking through the woods and they're like, holy fuck.

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3072.232

No. Arizona. Yeah. Yeah. It's in Phoenix. It's also for profit. I believe you can buy stock in Grand Canyon University. Oh, we should. Yeah. Or short it. That would be nice.

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3215.654

He's got like a little Cavalier soul patch mustache thing going on. Yeah. That's a cool mascot.

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3256.878

How come Kansas is pronounced Kansas and then Arkansas is pronounced Arkansas, not Arkansas?

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333.704

I feel like this is on whoever the committee is, the NCAA, for putting Bubba in charge of everything. You don't put a Bubba in the position of leadership. Bubba brings the beers.

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353.216

It's bullshit. I think he gets, like, anywhere between $40,000 and $60,000. And the reason why they do what they say is because if you make the tournament, then the AD has to work overtime. Yeah. So he deserves to be compensated for that.

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3548.839

I did not know that. Pretty cool. Let's get him talking some poli. So I was Stephen A. Smith.

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3591.021

Yeah, I know. You can do both. You can do both. He probably saw higher education and was like, I was wildly misled by this title.

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3611.572

I do like to get cheeky at the bar. Both teams are named Cougars. I like to get cheeky with the Cougs.

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3718.633

That's kind of creepy. So he put like a little notch in there so he can line it up?

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373.812

yeah i'm just guessing yeah alabama state st francis i was looking i did research into these teams earlier yeah so i've got fun facts about them as fun as they can get about alabama state and st francis but yeah who they're gonna lose yeah i i don't know who it was i saw it on uh x everything app so apologies uh if this was you but i i like the take that

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3816.321

That's kind of crazy. Isn't it? Why do you think? They've had some decent players, too, right?

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3839.335

It also means that, yeah, you can fund a decent basketball program with what you get. And you want to have your fan base spend money in the wintertime after football season's over. With basketball, yeah, funding a great athletic department for football is a lot harder to do from the ground up.

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3939.568

Now they don't even make $2 bills anymore. Yeah, they're just bragging. You probably have to. If you're a Clemson fan and you're planning a road trip, you have to go to the bank and ask for all the $2 bills that you might have behind the scenes. You have to plan these road trips.

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3970.39

But you're not allowed to. I could. I'll fucking do it. But you're not allowed to read the plaque. What do they do? Is there a punishment if they catch you reading the plaque?

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3995.523

You spend any time in the town? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've got a gas station. Yeah. They've got a rock. It's small. And then they have a hill.

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4032.706

Yeah, this guy rocks. He's the best. I've seen a bunch of videos with this dude. Yeah. He's worth every penny.

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406.811

It would be better if it was just the bubble teams that had to play for the right to get in and then give the 16 teams their opportunity to get their ass kicked by the one seed.

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4150.629

High Point's not real world. I'm going to guess that High Point might have, outside of like Yale, High Point might have sneaky the highest tuition.

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4175.729

If you look at anything about High Point, it basically is like a movie set for a college. That's very funny. They're like, it's $70,000 a year, but free ice cream while you're here.

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4249.394

Maybe was Tom talking to him while he fell asleep? Yeah, it's like, oh, no, this guy's going to come talk to me.

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4292.37

I ate the sausage. Was it temperature hot, or was it just cold, stale pocket temperature sausage?

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4406.022

I saw Mark Pope's rap. Well, he did Eminem at the... Credit him for trying.

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4477.938

I like that because if you spend time in a Waffle House, you know how to handle yourself too. You got street skills.

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455.695

Also, I appreciate the pageantry and the tradition that is Dayton, Ohio.

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4550.59

This is how dudes learn about injuries and learn about, like, illnesses that they might have. Yeah. It's like, oh, I think I might have what that coach has.

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4614.479

Not great. Is it their last three years they won? Yeah, so that was my other phone call.

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4638.818

That would mess. I don't think that there would be. But yeah. So this guarantees that they get to the final four. Yes.

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467.418

I do think it's interesting, though, and John brought this up, Hank, so if you see it online, it's probably from him, that San Diego State and North Carolina, both teams that have played in the NCAA championship game in the last five years. Fun fact. It is a fun fact.

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4674.987

Yeah, I mean, I think that most people learn about geography in the United States via mid-major schools in March Madness. And so when I learned that this was South Carolina, I'm like, okay, Wofford, South Carolina, Terriers, and they had that one good player a couple years ago. Fletcher McGee. Fletcher McGee.

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4706.697

But it was great. It was good. It was the funnest segment we've ever done.

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4846.037

Like that. Is Yale A&M Thursday or Friday? Yale and A&M is... Okay. Yale plus 7.5. Like that. Max?

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4999.767

did he forget that i don't know he's still he's not back you know he's not back he's still off notes app hot seat what do you got uh michigan baseball player yeah no tap oh for doing a line of coke max you took mine but yeah that's that's what hank would have done sorry no no go for it i was just thinking i was like we should that's it was funny yeah the notes app the uh the guy from michigan had to apologize for fake snorting a lot of coke

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501.718

So Auburn is the one city out of that division. They are the Tigers. We know them as the Auburn Tigers, but they also chant War Eagle. Do you know why they chant War Eagle? No. So the tradition goes back to 1892. There was a football game going on. It was Auburn against Georgia, and there was a Civil War veteran in the stands who had a pet eagle that he found during a battle in the Civil War.

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5027.785

Yeah, it was very funny. He really... Read the notes app. Do you have it? I got it right here.

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5036.109

Yeah. I would like to apologize for my actions on third base yesterday. I made an immature decision in the heat of the moment. The gesture I made does not reflect my character, the household I was raised in, or the black M that I represent in any kind of way. I take full responsibility for what I did, and I'm truly sorry to all those who I have negatively impacted by doing this.

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5056.806

This is like Michigan State's tradition of kissing the logo at center court. Every Michigan player should snort up the third baseline.

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5074.755

Cool throne, PFT. Okay, my cool throne is Paul Skeens. Because Paul Skeens, you might want to sit down. Uh-oh. He was named the starter for opening day for the Pirates.

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5085.594

And they did a big video production about it, too. And they were like, congratulations, you're going to start opening. The dude fucking started the All-Star game last year as a rookie. I love that. The Yankees don't have to put out an announcement that Giancarlo Stanton is going to be injured opening day. Right.

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5099.004

The Pirates don't need to put out an announcement that Paul Skeens is going to be the starting pitcher for opening day.

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5104.468

My other hot seat was going to be Griff, too. The Drake Bulldogs live mascot.

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5109.532

You're not allowed to bring your live mascots to the NCAA tournament unless it's the Final Four.

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5114.437

But they don't allow them in the building. And the Drake Bulldogs, under Griff 2, their current Bulldog, I believe their record is, at least in the Missouri Valley Conference Tournament, 9-0. They're 9-0 when Griff 2 is there.

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5164.603

So he was supposed to release those today. We haven't seen it today. I hope it happens.

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5207.762

Killing that guy, yeah. And then the craziest part about Jack Ruby, he went to prison, and then one of the doctors that ran MKUltra went to visit him, gave him a dose of some medication, then Jack Ruby went insane right after that visit.

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525.239

But he had his pet eagle in the stands. Then the eagle took off, started a circle in the sky as Auburn came back and drove for the win. I love that. Against Georgia. And the crowd started chanting, War Eagle, War Eagle. Plot twist. Then the eagle just turned straight downwards from the sky, flew into the field, and killed itself. Oh. Kamikaze. Kamikaze War Eagle. That's an awesome story.

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5264.58

He's got to bring it back. You said Podcast P. I thought you meant that you just got off the couch again to go use the bathroom during a segment.

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5354.884

Yeah, I like that from Cam Hayward. He's like, this is what Aaron Rodgers is doing right now. It's not Steeler football.

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5368.072

Also, Schefter said that he thinks that the Vikings want Aaron. He's option number one for the Vikings. And so now it's up to Aaron Rodgers to just decide if he wants to play there.

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5413.093

Yeah. If anybody that enters the Stella Blue, it's one per person, right?

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5421.561

One per person. If somebody gets a perfect bracket, I will cut off my penis. Yes. Love that.

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5468.776

It's like the world has reminded Tracy Morgan, like, please, I hope you're okay.

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547.066

I didn't know that. The eagle might have been woke because he was like, I'd rather die than go back to my Confederate soldier boss.

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5483.781

Yeah, James Dolan has got to be furious that Tracy Morgan got food poisoning at MSG.

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5504.315

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5521.989

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554.329

So we don't know what happened there. But yeah, that's why they call it War Eagle. Okay. I like that.

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5541.598

This guy is trapped inside this car by a demented dude who tortures him. It's not just a game of survival. It's psychological war. The question is, would you survive a car like this? This is the kind of movie that demands to be seen in a theater. The sound design alone, especially the psychological torture sequences, will hit way harder on the big screen.

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5560.267

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5616.083

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566.479

Yeah. Very cool. Now, if we saw that today, we would say that's a bad omen for Auburn if the eagle just decided to unalive itself. Yeah.

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577.589

Oh, are you talking about Flacco? Flacco. Flacco the owl. Yeah, but he was a slut. Remember? He was a slut. He was fucking everything. He had herpes, owl herpes. He also might have been taken out.

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5812.33

And they're probably going to win a couple games. You guys just interviewed the governor of West Virginia, but he also gave a press conference earlier today. I wasn't able to watch it. Did he do the thing like Chief Sahalik's lawyer where he made a lot of like bad basketball puns in reference to the miscarriage of justice?

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5829.504

He was like, this isn't going to change anything. Yeah. Okay. He's like, nothing's going to change. I just want to raise a little hell. I was hoping he was going to say like, this is an alley oops. Oh. Or like, this is... The big dance is now the big dunks.

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5857.076

He's just like, I'm showing my constituents. I, too, am upset, and I'm going to say something about it.

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587.198

I didn't have eyeballs on Hillary at the time. Okay. That was a great start. Is that a fun fact?

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5877.912

Would you change the channel to something else during the play-in game halftime show?

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596.167

Yeah, it's a fun fact. Okay. And they're playing? And they're playing against either Alabama State or St. Francis of Pennsylvania. So Alabama State Hornets, notable alumni, two chains. Oh. Also notable alumni.

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5984.395

Has it ever gone the other way where the ball is perfect? Yeah. Like a great example of a ball, and it's like scoring's through the roof because the guys love this ball.

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5994.98

Because I feel like any time they switch out a ball, it's never for the better.

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6003.643

It's a feel thing. You know when you dribble it, it's that perfect ball, the exact right amount of bounce that you were expecting. You throw the other one away, let's go.

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6036.963

I agree. So you want to get into the bracket, Mark? Yeah. I would love to get into the bracket. Let's dive in. And if you doubt Mark Titus' credentials, he was drafted by the Harlem Globetrotters. That's right. So that's a pretty fucking impressive thing to have on your resume.

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611.34

He might have played ball there. And also Clarence Carter. He sang that song, Strokin'.

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625.866

Maybe the best dynamic duo. If you're putting together an NBA jam team of two musicians that went to any of these schools, 2 Chainz and Clarence Carter are pretty good.

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6290.791

The other nice thing that we like about the Cinderella's early on is if there's an unlikable coach or a coach where it's fun if they lose to a Golke. Last year it was Cal losing to a Golke in the first round. Is there any coach out there that you think America would be like, be really funny if that guy lost?

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6315.436

Yeah, they did an investigation. And their investigation was Florida's really good.

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636.631

They're always in the first four, and they've never won a first four game. Okay. And then the Red Flash. Here's my fun fact about the Red Flash. St. Francis coach Rob Krimmel has a lifetime record of 171 and 227. Oh, wow. So he's been coaching there for a long time. They haven't won a lot of games. Good job. Just keep staying out there and trying. He's elite at keeping his job.

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6522.991

Do they have the horses for that? I think their tallest guy is 6'8", and most of the guys are 6'6 or under.

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6786.783

What I see from Izzo, usually, like, the last couple seasons going into the tournament, Izzo, he's very transparent. He kind of, like, lets you know with his body language and his language language that he's not happy with his team and he's not, like, super confident. What I've seen more from Tom Izzo is him being, like, upset that he doesn't have enough reasons to be pissed off at his team.

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682.694

No, that was his Audi. It might have been his Audi. Well, his Audi punishes any. Yeah, yeah.

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6863.22

Right when the seed is starting, it's not hot yet, but people are talking about maybe heating it up next year.

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695.784

Next game, Louisville-Crayton. Louisville versus Crayton. We've got Bird Nugget. Bird Nugget of the week because it's the Cardinals against the Blue Jays.

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6970.37

This is like Izzo coaching against Draymond if they get to that matchup.

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7009.742

That was going to be my question. As a college basketball casual, I watch probably five to six games of college ball a week until March starts, and then you ramp it up, and you feel like you know more after conference tournament week. I don't know anything about Iowa State. I don't know anything, but I know they have a great coach. I know that they have a star who's going to be injured.

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7030.153

Otzelberger. He looks like a thumb. Is he going to be thinking about how the Villanova colors will look on his body? Is he maybe mind elsewhere? But also, really, how is Iowa State going to be able to do without their star?

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706.451

That was good. That was good. A Blue Jay would kick a Cardinal's ass in a fight, even though the Louisville Cardinal has teeth. Blue Jays are much bigger. They're super, super aggressive. Also, per StatHole Sports, Rain Smith is the best free throw shooter in the country for Louisville. So keep your eye on that.

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722.682

R-E-Y-N-E. I believe that's Rain Smith. But that's still making it rain. Making it rain. Pretty good. Creighton, fun fact, the Toronto Blue Jays sued Creighton in 2014 over the redesign of the Blue Jay logo. And after three years of litigation, it got thrown out because Creighton's name predates the Toronto Blue Jays name.

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7244.458

Is when they just wheel their 7'9 redshirt freshman team who's not even playing. He doesn't even play. And he's the tallest human being you've ever seen. You're like, we don't need this guy.

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7265.978

Yeah, you're like, holy shit, this guy is not even playing. He's not even one of their best players.

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7281.665

And I watched him walk. He looks like he's a healthy walker. He looks like he can move.

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7288.767

Oh, I love that. You know, he was the world's tallest teenager. That's pretty cool. I think he was like 7'4". That's really cool. Yeah.

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739.515

And also the judge ruled that the Toronto Blue Jays logo was not famous enough to be infringed upon. Ouch. Yeah. That's brutal. I had to go wild. I went balls deep in reading actual court documents to figure that one out. Also. Oh, I did so much more reading than I've ever done today. Yeah. Creighton Blue Jays. Blue Jays is one word. It's not two.

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7393.319

Yeah. I don't know. It's disrespectful that UConn is an eight seat, Mark, because they won. I don't know if you know this. They won the last two national championships. And I think they covered every single game in both those tournaments. And now you're just relegating them to an eight. You're throwing them out like the trash. Give me a fucking break. They stink. And caravan.

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7411.149

The shocking thing about watching caravan this year is last year people were saying like top 10 pick.

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7417.313

top 15 pick in the nba draft yeah and it turns out he needs it appears that he needs other guys that he can just worry about getting open yeah when he has four other guys on the court who are better than everyone else's guys on the other side he looks a lot better is what you're saying well i'm saying that also like last year i thought that he was better off the dribble i thought he was a better shot creator this year he has just not been that at all

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7595.046

Yeah, so he's a heel so that you're a face as a pundit, right? I don't know, yeah. If he loses, are you going to take any pleasure in UConn losing in the first round?

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760.499

So if you see somebody put a space in between blue and Jays in March, they're casual. What about BJs? BJs.

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7792.352

And I'm bought in on this being a matchup of Cal versus Pitino. I think it has to be. I'm with you. You've got to rig it. You have to rig this. If you have to insure us of one second round matchup, it has to be Arkansas-St. John's. Although it was very funny during the bracket buster selection that we took today. Roan was on Pat Bev's team. Arkansas was still on the board.

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7811.519

And then he selected some random ass team. Then Arkansas went off the next one afterwards. Pat Bev's not going to be happy about that. I have to see Cal versus Rick Pitino.

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7822.643

have to see it i need patino wearing the white suit for the matchup against cal too um what about drake what about him what about drake here's what's gonna happen with certified lover boy i'm gonna bet on i'm certified spread of file i'm gonna bet on drake and they're going to be up for the majority of this game then they're gonna melt down in the last five minutes where they can't score a bucket and i'm like i did it again yeah we did it again boys it is a completely different drake team it is different coach different team same drake probably though i

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794.462

There we go. Full circle. Next matchup. We got Michigan and UC San Diego. Michigan, Dusty May literally translates to pollen season. 10-0 in games decided by 10 points or less this year. They've been very good in those tight games. And 10 of their last 12 wins have been decided by 4 points or fewer. So they play close games. UC San Diego, they have the fewest turnovers in the entire country.

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7957.12

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8185.876

Or do I diversify the text that are out there? No, here's what you do. Max, what are you doing? You double down because if you're right, then you're like, I'm a fucking genius. I told you. And you get to claim yourself as being like the number one St. John's believer. Okay. And if you're wrong, then you just find something to bitch about, like something unfair that happened.

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820.166

And they live in heaven. They live in San Diego. So who cares if they lose? Honestly. Yeah. Go back to your vacation. You probably don't even like sports. Sports is for people who don't have to deal with winter.

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8216.381

You could also do this. This is what Stephen A. Smith is really good at. If they lose, then you can turn it on them and be like, they let me down.

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8295.143

Rutgers had just insane amount of talent at the top. Two lottery picks.

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831.813

Also, you see San Diego during every finals week. They have a primal scream at exactly 10 p.m. that goes 10 p.m. to 10.05 where all their students can just scream as loud as they want out their window, in their dorm, wherever. The campus just erupts with people screaming because they're frustrated. Like COVID.

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8328.242

Wait, but Auburn wasn't in the top 25. Oh. They were 27. Or they got 27 votes. Wait, is that this year?

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No, Auburn's right there. What the fuck? Why is Auburn at the end, too? They just got extra votes.

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Yeah, and then when she apologized, and then everyone was like, oh, shit, she's apologizing, and then she was like two middle fingers. Yeah, for absolutely nothing.

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No, I don't think it's possible for them to be likable. I think it's possible for them to be less hateable. Okay. And this is one of the less hateable Duke teams. I think this is a pretty neutral one as far as Duke goes, and that almost makes them likable.

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i was walking to the grocery store during that it was pretty cool i felt like i was in a parade yeah in new york i can kind of see it because in new york the hospitals were bad a lot of people died right right off the bat but yeah there's i don't want to remember anything from that no i don't either it just it bums me out when i see it it was a bad year yeah all right so that's that game next like bad like month and a half for us we went back to work pretty quickly we did yeah got back to work texas a&m against yale

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Yeah, I want them to give us a reason to hate them. Yeah, it's probably they're not doing that. And it's it's disappointing for the sport. I don't know if I told you this, Titus, but I grew up. I liked both UNC and Duke when I was a kid in my family because my parents were from my grandparents were from North Carolina and they were Tar Heels fans. And then Grant Hill was my preschool teacher.

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in northern virginia so then when he goes to duke now i gotta root for duke too and it was a very confusing time until i learned what a dickhead coach k was and then i'm like oh this is no brainer you would see better colors nicer people let's root for unc and then now that there's no coach k it's like i need a reason to be reminded of my hatred but but the if you watch the carolina duke game that was like living in bizarro world because the the identities of both of those yeah

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That's it. That's the only thing about Duke that's been memorable this year. I saw that. I'm not caught up. Okay, well, I won't say anything.

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If you would take Tonja and just put him in just like a black jersey with no letters on it, no numbers on it, how long do you think it would take for you to guess What school he went to.

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is the next one fun fact about this one you could make the case that alumni from yale have gotten more alumni from their opponents killed than any other matchup in the history of march madness oh cia stuff all the well all the war criminals yeah that went to yale and then texas a&m has like the highest percentage of military graduates so when you look at it uh famous alumni from yale george what were you saying

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When they have that guy, LeBaron Phylon, making shots, then they can beat anybody, I think. If it's going like Grant Nelson's playing well and then also Phylon is able to step up and score, then they're a very good team. But yeah, there's another team. Is it Baylor? So they're really good from three, but they suck at shooting foul shots, right?

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George W. Bush, John Ashcroft, Prescott Bush, some Nazi ties there, Dick Cheney, Bill and Hillary Clinton, all Yale graduates went to Yale, and then A&M has the highest amount of Medal of Honor winners of any school in the entire nation. More than Army? Any non-military school. Also, Texas A&M, not a cult. That's my fun fact. They're not a cult. They're very clear about that.

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So talk to me about Gonzaga. Because as a casual, I've got to admit, Gonzaga until the conference tournament, not a team I was ever interested in watching this year in conference play. So all I know about Gonzaga is basically what Big Cat said, which is they're always winning in March.

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Illinois. Talk to me about Illinois. Yep. Because I think from what I've seen at Illinois, they've been really, really good, or they've been getting the shit kicked out of them.

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Reveille the dog, their mascot, is considered a cadet general and the highest ranking member in the Corps of Cadets at A&M. Freshmen are required to address her as Miss Rev Mam. It's a held tradition that if Reveille decides to sleep on a cadet's bed, the cadet has to sleep on the floor.

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What was the source you had? Source inside. Well, I don't want to say who it was from or give away who it could be from. But it was a source. A source that I have has sources inside High Point, and they said that Purdue was the one matchup that they did not want. Yeah. Looking ahead at the tournament, it said, okay, we can deal with a lot of these other three seeds, four seeds, that sort of thing.

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Reveille has her own cell phone, who's operated by the mascot corporal, and she has her own student identification card.

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The Aggie rings from A&M are just, it's a lot. Also, fun fact about Yale. Yale played in the very first five-on-five collegiate basketball game. Oh, wow. Who played in the first four and four? I don't know. I don't know what happened before that.

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Yeah. Then we have, did you go Florida or St. John's? I went St. John's. St. John's. Yeah, I had to go St. John's.

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Yeah. I think that Thursday, my favorite window is Thursday through, Thursday at like 11 through Friday at like 1130 p.m. That is the sweet spot.

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the outfield i think he has moved positions before like he i would i i don't understand when anyone's like i don't want to move to first i would rather play first i like the idea of him saying like it's not my job to tutor a young guy and show him how to play third base bregman it's alex bregman yeah alex bregman all right you'd imagine devers would wait hold on here full-time dh dh would rock i would absolutely take that change oh

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um i mean what else there's there's it's just this is uh this is proving my point more mark cuban brought that fan back courtside oh nice yeah the guy that got ejected okay so now everyone's like well is this is everyone on the jumbotron now gonna say fire nico i hope that happens yeah and the more and more that has come out because there's been a couple more articles it literally just was nico did not like luke hank has a take

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I don't think that's going to stop him from doing what he's trying to do, but Hank, I do agree with you that the NBA has bent over backwards, or I guess bent over forwards for LeBron for the past, I guess, 15 years. And now he's going to leave the NBA and then start a rival league to the NBA with like Saudi money and all this shit.

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And it's going to be very funny to see how the NBA reacts to that after the guy that they've given everything. I don't know how the Luka thing fits into it. But we need to explore all possibilities. So I like that your brain's going there.

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It is good to have a defense wins championships guy, though. Oh, yeah. But you don't want him to be probably not leading your team in the NBA.

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Yeah, you want a guy that's going to get your guys to play 1% harder defense, but ultimately superstars win championships. Guys like Luka, guys like Jalen Brown, all these guys. Yeah, all these guys. Thanks for listening.

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It is kind of an eye opening experience for us to realize that we don't have any Canadians that work for us. Bad job.

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We're not going to lose. Why are you thinking like that? I'm just making plans. No, yeah, this is bad mentality, Big Cat Scott. If this was Max, Big Cat would crawl down Max's throat. That's insane.

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At least one Kachuk is hurt. Charlie McAvoy is also out. McAvoy is out. All right, so it's not even our best.

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Kind of crazy, right? I mean, you probably can sue the fuck out of them. The wings snapped off. Yeah. They were okay. I don't want to throw the pilot under the bus. The landing looked a little hard in my eyes.

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That's crazy. I've also heard that there have been a couple birds that have gotten sucked into the engines, like Sully. Oh, yeah, that's bad. But not, like, they're not bad bird strikes, but when they do hit the 737 MAX, it fills the cabin with smoke because the air conditioner pulls from the engine. We've had that happen a couple times, too.

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I'll be honest with you. It is kind of shocking that planes haven't crashed more. They used to crash a lot. When you're ever on a plane, are you like, holy shit, this is crazy? Every time. A big tube of metal that's flying through the sky?

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Maybe I have the Neuralink. We did just wish for the Neuralink when it came to eliminating the offseason.

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Oh, I thought you were saying that if Hank had a chip in his brain that we controlled. Click was ahead of its time.

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You got to just keep going. That's why you got to buy land. Near water. And spinach, base spinach. Raise your own meat. You just got to keep going. You got to become a liver kid. Keep on trucking.

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Good job, Hank. Thanks. Great job, Hank. Thanks. My hot seat is Caitlin Clark. Again, more contract discussions, but her agent gave an interview where she said that Caitlin Clark is so good at basketball that she'll never be paid fairly by the WNBA because the league just can't afford to pay her what she's truly worth.

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There's probably some bit of truth in that, that the league doesn't generate enough money where her salary will never be equivalent to what she brings into the league.

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yeah but it's also the god paradox which is like could god create a stone so big that he himself could not lift it because he's like all powerful but then he'd be able to lift that stone no matter what so what's the solution the solution i don't think there's a solution they just can't pay her i think the solution is just to remind everybody all the time that she's underpaid yeah which i have a problem with because she hasn't won shit it's true hasn't won any big ones

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She's never won a college national championship, never won a WNBA national championship. These are all facts. So I think that she's paid what she's worth right now. She's got to win the big one. Talk to me when she's got a chip, when she gets that ring.

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Well, he loves Trevor Lawrence. He does. Who's not going to Pittsburgh. Yeah, that's a weird rumor that just got tossed out there because, number one, the Jaguars don't even have a general manager right now. Yeah. And number two, he has no trade clause. Yeah. So just erroneous on all counts. And he's way too young for the Steelers to want him. That's true. That's the other part.

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Steelers are more in the Aaron Rodgers business. In conclusion, Caitlin Clark is not overpaid. Yet. Until she wins. Okay, your cool throne? Yeah, my cool throne is steroids. Steroids on the cool throne because that guy Yannick Sinner, the tennis player, you remember him? He was like the subject of a big steroid debate a while ago. Yep. The World Anti-Doping Agency reached their conclusion.

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They said, yeah, we'll suspend him for a couple months, but he's not getting the three-year ban that we asked for.

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Yeah, it's interesting. So his excuse was he had a cut on his hand and his trainer sprayed something on there. They got into the bloodstream. And then the tennis people were like, oh, yeah, the levels were exactly even with what he said happened. And now you've got guys like Djokovic coming out and saying, like, we can't trust the doping agencies. No shit.

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Okay, let's discuss. Three weeks from now, your favorite week of the year starts, which is Conference Championship Week. Correct. Starting a little later this year, which kind of bummed me out when I was looking at the schedule. So, I mean, it sounds like you have no respect for the window where teams can designate who they're going to get the franchise tag to.

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All right. Great. All right. So. Watch out. Yeah. So there's that. Then the indoor mile time record, world record, has been broken twice in a week. So now it's down to 345.15. Last week it was broken down to 346.63. So they're getting faster. And at some point, I've always wanted this about 100 meter dash. Like when is it going to be the fastest that you'll ever run? Right.

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Yeah, but then also in the news was that organization that we talked about like six months ago, the Enhanced Games. So the Enhanced Games are coming where steroid use is encouraged amongst the athletes. And I personally am excited about watching that, watching all those freaks out there.

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And if you go on the Enhanced Games website, it'll give you tips on how to come out to your parents as being Enhanced. Like you're a discriminated class. It's a very funny website.

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Peanut butter. When we give Max's daily scoop of peanut butter. Give me a Kong. One of these times.

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Well, I would also like to see how many days in the last 10 years he's worked from his office. True. And how many days he's traveled.

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I don't know about sales because you have some salespeople that are just like absolute killers no matter where they work from. Yeah, but I think working around other people in competition, that stuff matters. I do think that does matter, yeah, but it depends on what industry you're talking about. He's not wrong, but he's not right.

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We don't know because his mom said, uh, selfish bastards on X, the everything app. And then people were like, Oh, this is obviously about the bangles. Cause the news had just broken that they plan to franchise tag T Higgins. And then she said, no, it's not about the bangles. Right. So it could, she might've been anything. She could have been watching severance and like this, this milkshake bastard.

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No, he had guitar hero. Yeah, guitar hero. Guitar hero fucked up his wrist. There's been a lot of shower injuries, too.

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I'm not saying you're a 54. You're a 52nd. We got to get Greenland in there first. And then Canada, you can be 52. Puerto Rico. That's fine.

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We'll get to you guys when, you know, in due course. But yeah, let's talk about that shit pumping in the round robin stage because we kicked your ass, Biz. Admit it. Admit it was ass kicking.

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Yeah. That would be great for travel days. Although that's the time that I used to catch up on Severance. True. I guess you could just watch Severance while being severed. Yeah, you only think about Severance.

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Yeah, hit him with the Ovechkin. Yeah, how about Alexander Ovechkin, Biz? How about him in your top ten?

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Although I don't think that saying when our citizens move to your country for like six months, they want to stay there for the rest of life is the own that he thinks it is.

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All right, biz, you're back. Biz, so we at least beat the fuck out of you in the two of the first three fights in the round robin. If you guys have all the studs, how come you didn't win?

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So this tournament has been incredible. It has been awesome. I think it's going to be on the NHL's wildest dreams how successful that it's been. I saw that the USA Canada game, the round robin one where we kicked your ass, that was the highest rated hockey game outside of the Stanley Cup Finals since 2014. So pretty incredible. Great job by the NHL.

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People are watching this, getting excited about hockey. Is it almost too good, though? Because now I'm like... Regular season in the NHL is going to be weird to go back to after I've had this taste of ultra-nationalism and just caring so very deeply about a USA hockey game.

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Do you think that people in the NHL are surprised at how engaging it's been and how much people have loved the Four Nations?

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I do enjoy the Combine week. But that's specific to us. Because there's all the rumors. That's when you can really play fan fiction with everything. Correct. You're like, what if the Jets change their mind about Aaron Rodgers?

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But could you imagine if we beat you and then you did become the 51st state? Together, we would never lose another four nations again. True. We would dominate. Think about that.

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Does that concern you that McDavid's never really won anything and now you're counting on him to win the big one?

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Yeah. No, really, the only stories out there, there's some baseball news, but again, it's all contract news. Yeah. This is a great week if you care about numbers.

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I play all 60 minutes, no problem. They'd have to send the Mounties out there to arrest me and take me off the ice in handcuffs and horseback.

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And so, yeah, I agree with you. There's not a lot of action going on right now. Thankfully, we have the Four Nations.

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Biz, we love you. Do you think there's going to be fights? Do you think we're going to see, like, at puck drop, first face-off, are they going to drop the gloves again?

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Yeah, we also have the news leading up to the draft where you start to get interviews with certain players that are going to be in the draft where they say, you will regret not drafting me. Every team that passes on me is going to regret it. Cam Ward said that he pulled the Josh Rosen. Josh Rosen, nine teams made a mistake. Made a big mistake by passing on Josh.

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You call him Connor McJesus. He's never won a big one. We got big guns like Austin Matthews, certified winner, that's going to score a game-winning goal.

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We have our own guy that puts his hand on his dick. That's Max. Max is just always. There's nothing wrong with that. It's comfortable.

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Yeah. So it's Josh Rosen. I think he's like a doctor now. Yeah, he's he's not doing much. I mean, that's something. Yeah, there's a lot of doing okay with his life. They give anybody a doctorate now. Hank.

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It would be very funny if he became like a Josh Rosen doctor in Chicago. I don't know if that's what you're thinking.

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I mean, I wasn't planning on booing O Canada. Oh, I'm going to boo now. But because of the disrespect you just demonstrated towards our country, and I thought we were friends. I thought we were friends. My Canadian brothers, I love them, but Biz unfortunately had to open his big mouth and say all the mean stuff about the United States. You started this. I am forced to boo the national anthem.

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I had one last thing I want to bring up because it was maybe one of my favorite videos that I've seen this year. you were lucky enough to sing on stage with Nickelback. Oh yeah. There is no higher honor that a Canadian man can get than that. Do you feel like maybe you blew the Canadian load too early? Like that's something you do after you win the four nations.

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And now it's like, okay, Canada's reached its peak already. Paul Bissonette was up there singing rockstar with Nickelback. Where do we go from here?

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I think you're in love with Bonnie Blue because you talked about her earlier, you mentioned her again, and then I saw earlier today you said that you would eat her box if it meant that Tom Wilson would play on Team Canada.

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He's going to bring you Freebird. That's what he's going to bring. You're going to get Freebird into death. We're going to play some Freebird.

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Yeah, they might have been lying to you, too. Like outside. I've done it before where you go to the bathroom. You guys are pussies.

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You know what I like doing? I love those tweets. I like going up to a urinal at the same time as somebody, and then you agree to take, like, one step back every couple seconds. That's good. And you see who can continue pissing into the urinal the longest.

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You're paying for connections. No, you learn how to avoid paying taxes on the money that you will make eventually. That would be, yeah.

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He's in the chat. He just tells you that he's not in the chat. Because he knows that you're going to bother him and be like, tell me what's in that chat. Yeah, what did you say about me in that chat? He's probably the most in that chat. That's kind of a weird chat.

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Yeah. It's what I think it's awesome. If yeah, if you're single and you're cruising, but then the second your friend has a girlfriend, it's like, I don't want to hear that.

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Wow, great vacation week, Max. Memes, I was reading up a little bit about the post-June 1st designation, too. That's how bad things are, is I'm looking at clauses and contracts now. That's what they're going to do for Aaron Rodgers. So it's essentially just saying, pretend that we let you go after June 1st, but you're not a part of the team anymore.

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You can't ask him to jerk off somewhere else. Is any place okay? That should be one of the sacred places that a man has. Also, it is your hair. It is your hair that's clogging the drain.

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No, there's that thing that goes viral every year. Somebody puts up a fake picture at their college that says, like, you guys need to stop jerking off in the showers because it's clogging the drains. That's never happened. Yeah. Drains are robust in America.

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There's something to the shit thing, too. I do that all the time. I'll turn the shower on, let it heat up while I'm taking a poop. He's not pooping in the shower unless he's doing the thing where you stomp down the drain.

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That is really pushing the limits, though, for a girlfriend that's used to, obviously, football, basketball, baseball, hockey. And then he's like, oh, yeah, we're doing golf and NASCAR on Sunday. But yeah, this was a transition weekend.

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Yeah, it's like if a girl breaks up with you with a post-February 14th designation, but she really breaks up with you in January, she's like, I'm going to stick around for the gifts.

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uh the theory is that he's been on in lebron's mind he's been unfairly blamed for ruining the all-star game so he was like fine i won't play i mean what a protest so he's been blamed for ruining the all-star game by not playing hard in the all-star correct it's the lebronification of the nba and so now he's ruining it further by not playing in the all-star game he's silently protesting

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He is right in the middle. It's ridiculous. It looks photoshopped. I'm going to be honest with you. LeBron James ruined this picture.

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He's the OG. Steph kind of ruined this picture, too, with two different colored shoes. That's cool. That's hip. No, I don't like that. That's how they do it. This is a terrible picture. Yeah, it's the worst picture ever taken. Also, LeBron. Can we Photoshop Hank's face on LeBron? You know, the one where he's looking at the camera after doing the workout.

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Is that Chris Paul that's fronting to the right on that? Is Chris Paul sitting on a stack of phone books? I don't know. Why does he look huge in that picture?

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Yeah, I mean, good for Doug Gottlieb. LeBron's giving him credit. Usually Doug just takes it. Yeah, that's true.

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I've noticed something about our good friend LeBron James, aside from ruining pictures. LeBron James steals tweets. Oh, yeah. Dude, I've... That's why he's behind on this algorithm was because he saw people talking about Doug Gottlieb probably on, like, the For You page where it was a tweet that was, like, a day, maybe two days old, and then he stole that take.

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He's been stealing takes left and right, and they're all about 24 hours delayed on what everyone's talking about. Yeah.

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Yeah. Okay. Jason Tatum might be kind of the same way. That's our good friend Jason Tatum, by the way, Hank.

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Nice guy, though. If I asked him to flick up real quick, I would have taken that picture and everybody would have been like, damn, Jason Tatum ruined this picture.

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That's what always fucks with you is that you think, oh, it's going to get dark so early in the wintertime, but then it starts to get longer in January. Yeah. Yeah, we're almost there.

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If you take away daylight savings time, that takes away like three hours worth of recurring bits on part of my tape. What are you talking about bits? Just think about that. Think about the podcasters out there.

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You mean PSAs, not bits. Last year, we thought that the clocks went back in the fall. Oh. And we fucked that up the entire time.

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I think you're thinking of PSAs because we've been bought by big time. No, we kept saying that it falls back, but it actually goes forward.

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Yeah, we have to do 10 minutes in the dungeon for every time we fuck that up.

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Damn. The only reason I would talk about an injury is if it was mandated for me to report it. Yeah. Otherwise, I don't want people to know. Right. But Pug, you should definitely do a mandated injury report.

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Yeah. I think he does it once a week. I would like to see a once-a-week injury report.

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Then we have to wait for all the test results to come back, and we'll have more information about his injury as the week progresses. Yeah. I missed the first part. This is just... Injury reports.

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Oh, thank you. That's nice. It depends week to week, honestly, depending on what the schedule is. If we have a Bears game or a Commanders game or a really good game like we had last weekend in the late slate, we just put off writing the boomers as long as we can, and then we just write like hell for about, I don't know, 40 minutes. Yeah. And also Hank writes his Boomer. Memes does his.

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Are we saying, like, the dead rise? Like, everybody that's dead shows up? Can I make a confession?

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I don't know why everybody decided that, like, zombies are a thing. Right. And we're always going to talk about zombies.

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i always thought that was tsunami like just swim underneath it wait what if you you thought that the way to survive a tsunami was to jump into the water well yeah you know how like when you're in the in the water and you just go underneath the wave i did yeah like when you're body surfing yeah yeah yeah sure i mean i don't know all these idiots running away from that might not be wrong

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He's a very talented artist, and he also does some sick-ass graphics for college football Saturdays where he shows you exactly what games are on what channel at what time.

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Yeah? So? Get it? But no, you don't understand. The way I operate with Christmas trees, I get them a little bit late, and then I get my fill-in on the back end.

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And then the new GM comes in and has to fire the new coach after like a year. Yeah. The new coach isn't his guy.

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You like that? Yeah. Or you could adopt like seven homeless pit bulls and just lock her in a room with them. Listen, very nice lady. Is she? Sure. She doesn't let people.

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Yeah. Old people didn't do anything bad. Yeah, that's true. Here's the thing. She is a quiet lady. I don't even know if she talks. She doesn't let people wear Bears jerseys or uniforms or logos or merchandise in her box. I think she might have the worst box in the NFL.

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Since I'm being tagged in it, I will respond to a question out there. Oh, great. A friend of the program, Ryan Fitzpatrick.

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He was on X.com, the everything app. It's all happening on X. I saw that. I saw this. Do you see that? It said, name something worse than being a Bears fan. And his response was being friends with a Bears fan and having to listen to them complain about the Bears. I want to say that's not worse than being a Bears fan.

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No, no. It is true. When you... I experienced it directly that you have a fucked up owner that no matter what happens, they fuck everything else up. It's true. That's not me being bigger then. That's me just saying something that's the truth. Max, what was that about you asking Hank to ask me?

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Is it okay if I agree with that, Max, or would that be being bigger than Big Cat?

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But, again, watching bad football, it's a deposit into the bank. Yeah. And you always get rewarded. We did that last Thursday. What did we get? We got Bill's Lions on Sunday.

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They're wearing the white helmets, the red jerseys. Be original. Why did that game get flexed into primetime?

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Listen, it was a weird look tuning into it. It was just bad football last night. It's okay. We can turn the page on bad football. Bad presentation. Everything was just rotten. Kirk Cousins, after the game was over, though, they were talking to him on the sidelines. They were like, how do you feel about this? He's like, you know, it's hard to win this league. Yada, yada, yada.

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And they said, how do you feel about your play, Kirk? And it looked like he was going to cry. I thought Kirk Cousins was going to cry because he was like, clearly I'm not playing up to my standard. I think they might make a change. Yeah. I think so too. It might be Pennix time.

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Maybe he just got old. He's looked bad. He's looked bad. But then we laughed at the Falcons on draft night. It might have been a good move.

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Does it sound like, hey, Max, put your stinky little toes inside. Hey, it's me, Max. Hey, Max, you're going to get so fat. Oh, Italy is a boot.

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It's going to be tough to climb up a greased up light pole with a walking boot on, Max. Yeah.

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Yep. All the assistant coaches going up to Dan Campbell, looking like they're going to strangle him, being like, you better get the fuck away from Dan.

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I'm sorry that you're going through this. And I'm sorry that really what I'm sorry that we're all going through together is. Wait, are you talking about the Bears?

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I'm going to think of them the same way I thought of the Ravens from like two seasons ago.

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Remember that when they got so banged up that even their mascot tore his ACL? Yeah. That was a bad season. And you can remember that Ravens team for being good, very good, but also, yeah, but injuries.

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Yeah. That's a lot. Hearing Dan Campbell talk about it, though, it did make me buy back into the Lions. Yeah, of course. He was like, you know what? We got by on eating moldy bread for a long-ass time. Now we're used to filet mignon. Guess what? That moldy bread was good for us. We got through it. I think he said, we got new guys. We're going to cut them loose.

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Yeah, it's like hot chicks hate when guys are like, oh my god, you're so hot.

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It's like David Tepper and his wife going out to dinner with C.J. Stroud. She loves C.J. Stroud, so he's like, I'm going to draft Bryce Young.

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I wish he acknowledged his privilege sometimes. We don't all get the same treatment that he gets. That's true. Listen, hot quarterbacks like Josh Allen and Big Ben, they get treated differently. You'd think the media would be nicer to Jake Hayner.

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He really is. And also, Max, remember maybe six months after you started on the show, you made the remark that memes is obsessed with me? Memes is obsessed with you.

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I've got a Coors Light that's out on my deck and I use it to monitor the temperature depending how blue the mountains are. I love that. Last week, the bluest mountain I've ever seen in my life. It was like an Eve's Klein blue. It was perfect.

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Yeah. Chris Hansen, the let's take a seat guy. Yeah, let's take a seat over there. Yeah. Sorry, Scott. They call it the Pred Zone.

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I remember the guy from Cheaters. Was that Joey Greco that got stabbed on the episode of Cheaters?

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That's so funny. Wait, it was his own videotape sting? It was like his show? He forgot the video?

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Wow. I want to get ahead of something. We had cameras set up in the studio on Sunday because Hank's doing the part of my take documentary. And there was like a camera that was in here while I was working on Boomers. And this was probably like, I don't know, 6 p.m. I forgot that the camera was there and that was on. And I farted real loud like nine times. Who cares?

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I pick my nose also when I was sitting at this desk, and I think after five minutes I looked at the camera, I was like, the camera probably just caught me picking my nose. Deal with it. Don't care.

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She's still not made a statement. She did. Her statement was, hey, y'all, I'm kind of tired. Go to bed. See you tomorrow. Go to bed. All right. All right. Bye. Yeah. All right. So this is it is bullshit because the red zone is it's supposed to be a sanctuary away from commercials. Correct. They market it as such. I don't know if I blame Scott Hanson.

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I think I might blame Scott Hanson because Jeff D. Lowe showed me a very interesting video the other day. Okay. He was asked to rank his top five red zone sayings, like the Scott Hanson sayings, Scott Hanson isms. He's claiming the witching hour as being his saying that Mike Francesa created that as far as I know.

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Yeah. Do you guys have a name for, I'm going to call it like the 3 to 4 p.m. hour that happens when you get just like all the games coming down to the wire and there are like four close finishes at once. Do you have a nickname for that?

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I remember it that way as well. So we're giving credit to Mike Francesa. Yeah. But he gave credit to us, but now the credit has faded away.

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Like we have product placement now. That's been around. That's been a thing for a while.

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Are they going to have commercials like in the court, like a 15 second break? Yeah. That would be insane. What's next? Commercials and podcasts? I could see it. I'm out. I'm out.

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i would always love when people like yeah you should just walk out it's like for what 10 minutes of our respect yeah we would have forgotten about it the second the bills and lions kicked off the set like no he would have walked off the set we would have been like everybody we would have tweeted about it yeah show respect to scott hansen and then greg rosenthal would have walked on yeah i'd be like we love greg yeah oh yeah this guy rocks yeah like red zone they also could have done it without scott hansen and half the people wouldn't even notice yeah yeah uh

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You know what? I will boycott this fight. If I do watch it. If it's on for free.

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I'm going to break the law. This is entrapment. You're forcing me to break the law. You can only push a man so far.

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My hot seat. That's okay. My hot seat is Doug Gottlieb. That's mine, yeah. Doug Gottlieb on the hot seat. Our boy Adam Schefter reported yesterday that Sacramento State was in discussions to hire Mike Vick as their head coach, head football coach. And along with that report, he also posted that Sacramento State...

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has over $50 million in NIL money at their behest that they can contribute to building the program. And then Doug Gottlieb replied saying, Jesus, Shefty. But it was J-E-E-Z-U-S. That's how you know he's serious. Jesus, Shefty. Edit what agents tell you. 0.0% chance Sac State has $50 million in NIL. Shefty did not take that laying down.

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He said the Sac 12 leading the school's NIL efforts already announced it reached its initial goal of raising $50 million in NIL funds to strengthen the school's case for an invitation to the Pac-12 or Mountain West Conference. And Jesus, Doug, a seven-game losing streak and last place in the Horizon League. Less time on social media, more time in the gym. I give that round to Shefty.

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I give that round to Shefty. Now, I did see some fact-checking of Shefty saying that the $50 million for Sacramento State is contingent on them following through on their roadmap and then being accepted into the Pac-12 down the line. So it's not like Sacramento State has $50 million laying around.

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Yeah, but Doug Gottlieb, people forget he's hosting his radio show and also doing a bad job coaching college basketball team.

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Now, to be fair, he's had a gauntlet of a schedule. So he's lost to Evansville, Campbell. Cleveland State. He also he also has done.

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Well, I think they do say that. I think that Shefty is on high alert after the hijinks that was pulled by Mike Malarkey against Ian Rappaport. We should talk about that again because it's such a dirty move and not hilarious at all that Mike Malarkey did that.

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So the insinuation here was that... And Shams the other day was freaking out about Jimmy Butler. Shams got... He got cooked by Jimmy Butler's agent.

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So Heyman is being accused of getting money from Scott Boris? Yeah, in a joking way. So play the end of it. Do you think Scott Boris would ever give any of his money to a reporter? No, hell no.

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Yeah. The only joy that Leroy ever got out of breaking stories was the fact that he was beating the insiders. Yeah. And the insiders who, like, make that their job, getting beaten by a dog.

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They're getting upset when they're talking to another member of media and they're like, you're not even a journalist. Yeah. You wouldn't get it.

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I can't believe it. Yeah. Moj got out at the right time. Memes attacking Rossini. Yeah. He was crying the other day about that?

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I think memes, to be fair to memes, he reads a headline or he reads a post, and then he just gets the vibe of what that post is. And then he has his own grok, his own AI inside of his head that summarizes it, rewrites it, and then that's the report.

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Okay. Where were we? Oh, hot seat was over. Cool Throne. Cool Throne is combat sports. We got a new combat sport that we have to start paying attention to, guys. It's better than power slap. It's better than arm wrestling. It's the ultimate dick kicking championship. Two guys just stand across from each other and kick each other in the dicks until one guy gives up.

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Oh, and it's another one of these sports like power slap that was designed just for the clips, basically, because you will share and you will watch clips of two guys kicking each other in the dick. To me, it might as well just be. Yeah. Watch this video. Boom.

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So to me, this might as well be the ultimate coin flipping championship, because if you go first, you should win every time.

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Yeah. Ultimate dick kicking? Why not? At some point, this will be like a national event. Yeah. The clips are just too good. It's also funnier than slap, right? It's much better. They should have a women's division.

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So there was a level of skill. Sitting on the ground with your legs open in gym shorts, no underwear. Blindfolded. And then rolling a basketball as hard as you can at the other person.

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I like that there's a ref in it. Yeah. What's the ref's job to police the ultimate dick kicking?

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Yep. My other cool throne is the Boca Raton Bowl. That's tonight, Wednesday. You guys, long time, real ones on part of my take will remember that we sponsored the Boca Raton Bowl back in 2016.

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boca raton bowl presented by part of my take presented by barcelo sports yeah so uh western kentucky memphis was the first matchup of it back in 2016 and who can forget the royal rumble the intern royal rumble that we had at halftime with glenny balls tommy smokes hubs robbie fox jesus who else was in that when he went to the hospital yeah yeah glenny went to the hospital what a great time that was

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It really does. We had Caleb down there with a trophy who snuck onto the field at the end of it.

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The bowl game did not have a sponsor. So we just said, hey, we're just going to act like we're the sponsor of this bowl game to raise awareness for it. And we sent Caleb down there. He presented the official trophy. to Western Kentucky after the game. Western Kentucky, last I checked, has that trophy in their official trophy case at the school. Yes. They're playing in it again tonight.

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They're in the Boca Raton Bowl, and they're playing against James Madison. I love it. I want that fucking trophy.

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Yeah, something like that. Mikey Lightning? I want to let the people, because I know that they listen to the show at Western Kentucky. The trophy's on the line again. Yeah. I will go down there and steal that trophy back if I have to, if JMU beats Western Kentucky tonight.

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Yeah, Dan Orlovsky is a bad one. It's crazy, but it's also... With Deshaun Jackson, he was still so good for so long and so fast that it's not the first thing you think of with Deshaun Jackson. When somebody drops the ball, then you do think about him, but that's not his enduring legacy. But he does own the legacy of that play.

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um for her cousin's fourth fourth down play check down check down the uh on the positive side when in hockey the michigan goal which one if somebody does something they do the oh yeah the wraparound they call that a michigan yeah that was just part of uh the like ncaa highlight package for that commercial for yeah for a hundred years anytime you get jumped you can just i got bizzed i got pissed but you know took some gave some more

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Gave more. Gave some more. I read the police right up behind that. So they did like the police report. You probably saw some of the videos where the guy was like, this guy, not a lick of fat on him.

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But like Dwayne, the rock Johnson, there was a written report that came out where these guys were just fucking terrified of biz.

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four to five times a week four to five times a week and the staff is unbelievable great organization it's a great organization at houston's and it's just everything that happened there i saw a guy i was like hey buddy you know like you're an unbelievable guy i got someone should do something i did something he's the fucking best oh he's a one-on-one guy

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No, it was... What's his name? This is great UVM history right now. Goldtender from the Bruins.

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Yeah, I think that's exactly it, by the way. Yeah, and it's the calendar. I don't blame the kids because you do have an advantage if you're in the portal earlier. So you want to go ahead and make that decision. Now, one way to fix it might be if you could go into the portal and then you could actually join a college football playoff team.

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So you get like an impact free agent that just transfers out of nowhere with no connection to the school that could play.

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That seems good. You hire Mike Vrabel to coach the defense and Ben Johnson to coach the offense. For the Bears? For the Bears. Oh, that's pretty good.

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It just really stinks. Some stuff is going to change once the schools start to – they get to pay the players directly now. I think that starts, what, next season?

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Yeah, so there'll have to be new rules put in place for that as well. But, yeah, what's the problem with just saying, hey, I'm going to enter the portal and then you finish out the season with your team and then maybe you miss a week of classes at whatever that new school is?

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Maybe just make the transfer portal happen after the championship game. We don't have NFL free agency before the Super Bowl.

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But then now we're going to pretend like these guys, the reason why they're at that school is for class.

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I know what he was doing. What if you got a new stadium done? It's perfect.

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I agree with you because I think Ohio State, they've been practicing with a lot of pissed off energy. They've been very, very angry, right? So you've got to channel that somehow. And I think they're channeling their anger, obviously, into preparing for the football playoff. But if something goes wrong, all that emotion that you've put in, all that pissed off energy quickly can turn on you.

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If that's been your reason for getting ready for this and things start to go downhill, then it can snowball on you and you can get down real fast. You mentioned the home field advantage. I heard that it's not actually as much of a home field advantage as you might think that it would be during the playoff because they're not doing like the normal game day operations at these schools.

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They're bringing in the national guys. So it's not like the scoreboard guys or the in-stadium audio guys are going to be the normal Ohio State people that run the show. It's going to be like a neutral site type of environment with all the media and all the sound just that happens to be played in the horseshoe. Do you think that has any impact on it?

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Yeah. I heard no hang on Sloopy. They're not doing, they're not doing that either. That's, that's worth at least four points right there.

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music dj like feed the energy feet don't take it away it's so true all the way feed it yeah you should go right up to that line yeah those those guys are doing a great job if that's how they approach the game it's like i'm gonna do everything that i can to to fuck with the opponent even though my job is to sit in a booth with a lanyard on around my neck and like an officially issued team polo i'm out there making a difference i like that mentality yeah

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What if the Bears said, we heard a real smart idea out there from our friend Big Cat via Troy Aikman, via Mike Florio, and we traded for Kyle Shanahan. He's now our head coach, and he's bringing Trent Williams.

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I haven't heard anything. I'm more concerned about their punter. Their punter being injured. That's the real aspect. That guy's a stud. He's a beast. So with Texas' quarterback situation, though, are you a little bit surprised that Arch didn't get more playing time in the SEC championship game? Because I felt like there was a moment where he had a lever that he could have pulled.

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and he chose not to pull it. I don't know if that was intentional because he wanted to save him for the playoff or if he was just like, you know what? You were just my guy. We're going to live and die with Quinn. But do you expect to see more of Arch?

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Manning shouldn't be allowed to be fast. It's weird seeing him run with a ball. It's like, come on, man. Just stay in the pocket. Maybe once every three years do a naked bootleg and then everybody stands up and claps and laughs while you try to run for a first down. That's the Manning way. Right.

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Yeah, it's tough. So looking at these games, the spreads are pretty big. They go from what, last I checked, I think it was 7 to 12 point favorites in each game. If you had to pick one upset, because there's going to be one, who would it be? What's the IU-Notre Dame spread? Seven and a half is what I'm looking at right now. I don't know if that's moved.

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Yeah. I do love the drama behind the scenes of the Tennessee fans being like, yeah, that stadium's going to be 30% orange, buddy.

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It would be. I saw another post. I don't know if it was from game day operations at Ohio State or if it was from somebody else that showed what the color orange looks like underneath their LED lights that they have, and it looks red. And so now Ohio State is like, yeah, wear your orange. We're going to turn you red. It's been a fun behind-the-scenes battle.

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It's a classic. Wear it. Matter of fact, take all the stickers off the helmet. Like you start new. It's a new season right now.

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Yeah, not being told to report is eligible. You're in the backfield, dude. Yeah, you get put your job. Here's your job. You stay on the sidelines, and then they tell you occasionally on the goal line, sprint onto the field because you're going to play offensive line here, or you're going to play fullback here. To not go up to the ref and report, that seems ridiculous.

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Yeah. Herbie, we are a national sports podcast, and very rarely do we use our platform and advocate for something. But I feel like it's an appropriate time. And I want to put your feet to the fire on this because you might not be in charge of it, but I think you have a say. You're a college football icon. You can make change if you believe in it enough. The Dr. Pepper Tuition Challenge.

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is out of hand. The chess passes are ruining America. It might be symbolic of everything that's wrong with America right now, actually, but it's feeding into it. Can we do something about that? Either move the challenge back a little bit or mandate that they have to throw with one arm like a quarterback. It's a football game. It's not a basketball game. Make your passes with one hand.

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they've ruined it i don't blame the competitors it's like it's like the challenge portal that's the best way to do it right it's easier you have yeah they figured out the answer right right yeah so the game has to evolve as the players evolve with it yeah i think you can either move it back a little bit or just say hey you have to have one hand it has to go above your shoulders yeah

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Thank you for not boycotting the second half of the Niners-Rams game. That must have been tough to not boycott that.

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I mean, you could have your own EGOT. The EGOT Plus, you get the Emmy, the Grammy, the Oscar, the Tony, and also heavyweight champion of the world.

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Yeah. So you mentioned the Oscar and it's interesting you brought that up because we have said on this show, I think we had Matt Damon and Ben Affleck or no, no, it was Matt Damon and Casey Affleck. on the show. And I said that if I could put in a bet, a future bet for somebody to win an Oscar for best actor, it would be you. Because I love you in everything that you're in.

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You've played a wide variety of characters. Do you feel like that's a possibility? Do you see roles come across your desk and you're like, you know what? I feel like this could be one that's critically acclaimed.

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Yeah, the problem with shitty owners is that they're very good at instilling hope in people. And they do that in a variety of ways. They usually get people that are very excited to step into different jobs, whether that's head coach or in the front office, team president, GM, whatever it is. You get excited about those people in the short term because they seem different.

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They seem like they know what they're doing. They seem like they have it all put together. But at the end of the day, you feel bad for those people that take those jobs because they realize what you've always known, which is this is an impossible job to succeed at. Yeah, it's impossible.

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So with Chris Farley, that must have been fascinating to play him in a biopic. I can't wait to watch it. I have to assume that you learned a lot about Chris as you're studying for the role. What have you learned about him that maybe you didn't know going into it?

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You can go into it with the best plans that you have, but at the end of the day, there's going to be something over your head that's fucking you up the entire time until that thing is gone. Then those good hires that you make, I still think Ryan Poles was a good hire to make. I think there are a lot of teams that would probably like to have Ryan Poles working for them.

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When it comes to playing a role like that, do you go like full time into character or do you, you know, when the cameras are on, you flip the switch?

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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when you're acting in a show like Blackbird and it's probably not the I don't know. Is it a fun role when you're playing a psychopathic serial killer? Like, do you have fun? Because you did. First of all, just say, like, you did an amazing job in that show. It was incredible.

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I don't know if he'll get a GM gig next if he does leave the Bears, but he'll be back in the front office, work his way back up. But he was a qualified candidate. He was a good candidate. And guys like those, they will continue to be hired by the Bears at times and then continue to not be able to do their job, not be allowed to do their job.

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But I can't imagine that it would be an enjoyable time for you to spend in character as like the scummiest person to ever live.

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So after a day on set there, is there something that you would do to cleanse yourself, to wipe that day away?

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Yeah. I like, I think, I think you will be like one of the biggest actors in the world in the next 10 years.

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You should be. We said, this might have been the same interview, but you should play Andy Reid in the Andy Reid biopic.

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here's advanced statistics for you here manalytics cable williams with painted fingernails four and three without painted fingernails oh and seven yeah he needs to paint his fingernails again he lost his mojo it's like when you see the killer whale in captivity and their fin is drooped over yeah it just all sucks i don't know what else to say it all sucks

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Yeah. Yeah. Or do you pay attention to the guys that are coming up behind you, too? The relatively new guys? Or are you like, this guy, he's getting a little too close to me. I need to separate myself.

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So what's the story of the rumor that surrounded you, the Quentin Tarantino rumor? Fake news.

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We've got some pretty deep connections in Hollywood. Jerry O'Connell is a good friend of ours. Have you ever met Jerry O'Connell?

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No, I think it would be better if he was your dad and then Rebecca Romijn is your stepmom.

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That's gotta be crazy. Going back to making people break on set, that never happens in a show like Blackbird, right?

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I've got a really dumb question for you. But I think about this with actors.

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How much time do you put in behind the scenes just literally memorizing your lines?

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So when you're rehearsing for like black Klansman, there's some lines of dialogue in that movie. You probably would never want to say in any context besides in front of a camera, right? Are you, are you doing, are you rehearsing like the full lines?

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Unfortunately, it's really, really racist, and you came up with it all on your own.

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Yeah, but I still think you got to keep Sam. I think you have to keep Sam. How much better could Sam Darnold be playing right now? than he already is. Like, how much better... It's money, is what we're talking about. But let's just say he keeps playing like that. Yeah.

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We educated numerous NFL head coaches on what to do in the fourth quarter of a playoff game if you're losing by two scores and it's fourth down, fourth and eight. Do you kick the field goal or do you give the ball back to Tom Brady to beat you in the NFC Championship game?

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I think it comes across, too. So is there one role, not one that you have... like the ball in motion for, so taking out like the Chris Farley, any of that stuff, is there something that you've been fascinated with a story or an individual that you've just been really, really interested in who you would like to play or a role that you would really like to play at some point?

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And on the slate today, we have the avocado bacon burger. Oh, hell yes. Nothing like avocado and bacon on a burger. Hank, let me get one of the fries.

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I mean, as good as he looked in the preseason, to expect that he would be able to step in and play at the same level Sam's playing at next year. He might be very good. We don't know. But Sam has played to the peak of his ability this year with one or two exceptions.

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And then he also had, I mean, also if you take into account state income taxes, yeah, it's more than a hundred million.

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Yeah, listen, buddy, you fucked up. Sometimes you just got to say it. If this press conference today was just, hey, I just want to say my bad. I fucked that one up. I tried my best, realized it was stupid. I thought I was being really smart. Turns out it was the dumbest thing ever. Max, what are you laughing about? What are you giggling about?

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but yes, you're right. Just say I fucked up. Yeah. I fucked up. Listen, my bad. I tried to, I tried to outsmart myself and I lost.

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He should. He should do that right now. It's like if the Warren Commission is asking you questions and the Secret Service is like, listen, you're asking a lot of questions from a negative standpoint right now. Let's talk about all the positives. OBJ has passed a lot of good legislation, okay?

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I do like the idea of just trotting him out to do these press conferences all the time. That would be a good idea, too.

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AJ Brown, I feel like a team that would take him would be a good team to play for because they know how to identify a good receiver. He said Tony Pollard was the best running back in the NFL. And Spears.

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No, I mean, that was one of those things where I saw just a little bit of outrage, but I'd say it was more people getting mad at people who were outraged. There weren't enough people who were outraged to be upset about.

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Yeah, that's what baseball announcers do. You cut to them in the middle of a dead inning, and they've got something wacky with the stadium going on, like the reporters that go down that slide in Milwaukee and break their legs. Yeah. Yeah, that's the job. Did he get her number?

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Yeah, but Jalen Brown did say he was going to win seven NBA titles. The narrative is kind of still going because Jalen Brown was nice enough to win MVP. True. So then now it's like that narrative just evolved.

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The Masters Sunday is better than... If the Super Bowl was a better game, would you say that? No. Right, so... We're a football podcast.

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Yeah, no, that's... Objectively, Hank is correct that this Masters was more intriguing than this year's Super Bowl.

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We haven't gotten the schedule, release day, release day yet. Schefter usually puts that out, and sometimes there's a release day, release day, release day. So, yeah, the Super Bowl for social media managers is coming up soon.

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Congrats to Jay Butt. Play in Jay. Play in Jimmy. Play in Hemi. Oh, play in Hemi. I like that. Yeah, he went off tonight. That was a fun game. I liked watching the Warriors and the Grizzlies. Bad part about the play-in tournament is you don't get to develop a sense of a series out of it because I would like to see these two teams play a bit.

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He's not wrong. He's not wrong. Yeah, but I mean, I think more people expect it from Max than what they expect from Hank. I mean, that's a fucking shot. That was bullshit. People won't even mention it. I tried to get your side, Max. That was unfair that Hank did that to you. How was that getting on my side? That was way worse.

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The ability to eat, I'd say, is a little bit stronger. Hank gets food cocky. He's been pounding these big Texas cinnamon rolls, and they're spraying all over the place.

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I eat too fast. It just is what it is. I don't know. It's a problem, though. Okay. I like the narrative, though, that Hank can't eat. He can't. That's a good one. He just ends up with food on his face. I do appreciate that the yawn eats, though, because that's efficiency. If your mouth is going to be open, might as well be eating.

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But if you're going to mix them in, if you're going to be a merchant, being a master's merchant, I feel like would be one of the better ones.

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For a while, he was flying under the radar with Xander because it was always like Xander. It was Shoffley and Cantley. They haven't done anything in majors. Then Xander smashed that. And now, yeah, Cantley. He's more infuriating to watch, though.

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He's always in the content game, though. He probably had that scheduled for six months. There was a plaque or something. All right, so are you cool with Canley?

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Tommy Fleetwood's son makes it easy to root for him, though. His son. Did you see the interview that his son gave after the par three? Yeah.

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His hair, too, is cool. Yeah. The mullet. Although he's kind of watered down the mullet. That's what I'm like. If you're going to have the mullet. commit to it. I think can't lose the guy though.

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Yeah. He didn't do it. In terms of narratives for golf in general, I just like to get the – I want a drug controversy. We haven't had one of those in a long time. I'd like to get maybe is Adderall a problem for PGA Tour players.

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It's desperate. It's aged him. Have you seen the before and after? Yeah. It's like he's a president.

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Which is funny because he's had some of the best seasons of all time by any offensive player. Still not a true Yankee.

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Maybe not. I also think that that was just a test. Yeah. I think it was like if you do grow the hair out, grow the beard out, that means that you were never a true Yankee to begin with.

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If I was Nate Oates, I would hightail it to the NBA before that narrative really gets teeth.

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If we get 10 years and it's like, holy shit, he hasn't won one. You realize that that would just be a feather in Coach K's cap. True. If John Shire couldn't win.

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What about this? John Shire, is he a better coach than Coach K? Maybe that narrative. He needs to win one first.

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You know what I did a week later is I cashed out of that bet for like 25% of what I put down. The Knicks are built to beat the Celtics. Yeah, I was feeling the Knicks for a little bit. I still think that Jalen Brunson is stuck in that zone where the team around him isn't good enough. That's what everyone's saying.

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It's like the way that he plays is so hard and he gives so much effort that it's hard to put that narrative on him. It's everybody else's fault.

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That's not the big one. Yes, it is. No, it's not. We literally just did. What league does he play in?

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This is the stupidest one yet. No, it is stupid, but it makes me want to big cat side. Because it makes me mad. But you're also wrong about college basketball being different from like that's in the past, man.

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People were roasting me about Joel Embiid. You see that Sixers Twitter got a hold of that?

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Yeah. Oh, kidney stones? Yeah, the kidney stones. Hey, buddy, I have 16. Because I told Joel Embiid, like, I'm not missing a podcast. And then all the comments, once Sixers Twitter got a hold of it, were like, this motherfucker is in the hospital and can't piss, and he's thinking about Joel Embiid. I was like, yep.

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She's got to start winning championships. And Paige Becker, as many are saying, is going to be better than her. We'll see.

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He crushed up some aspirin. He's probably on the same stuff I'm on, me and Ja. I thought he was done for the entire offseason. I thought that it was Ja Morant questionable for starting next year. When he came down on his ankle, it was a bad-looking injury. But then he's like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to go back in.

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Yeah, she hasn't won one. It's doubled. She has. She had that narrative. That was established at Iowa. Now she's got a brand new narrative.

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I think there's a chance. I think there is an actual chance he goes to D.C. if we get the first pick. That'd be a good narrative. It'd be a good narrative. Go home.

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What other ones do you have, PFT? I have kind of a reverse one, one that might get flipped on its head depending on what happens this postseason. If the Warriors go on a run, which they could, Steph Curry goes lights out. Does he enter the Kobe realm of the GOAT conversation?

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I did like Reggie Miller's advice where he was like – because Ja had to shoot the foul shot afterwards. And Reggie Miller's advice was when I had to do that and I was hurt, I would just go to my happy place. I would just think of things in my life that made me happy as I'm shooting a foul shot.

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You change the game. Yeah. Maybe not for the better. Would be big for J-Butt, too. It'd be huge for J-Butt. J-Butt would have a massive. But if the Warriors win the NBA title this year, Steph Curry wins finals MVP, I feel like you're going to have the Jordan, LeBron, Kobe Curry conversation.

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Yeah. Yeah. One team. One team. One team. One jersey guy. One jersey guy. One that you might want to buy in on now. Okay. From the ground up. Can Arch Manning win the big one? I like that. He's got not winner DNA in his system. Peyton Manning, yeah, he won, but for a long time we had that. By the way, one of the funniest clips of all time was when, was it Phil Simms?

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Who was it that said, if Peyton doesn't win a Super Bowl, we're going to talk about him in the same vein as Dan Marino, that he can't win a Super Bowl. And Dan Marino was on the set with him. He was like, dude, what the fuck? Yeah, he was so pissed.

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But yeah, we'll see what Arch Manning does at Texas. Texas has not been able to win the big one since Vince Young. So it's like... I don't know. They've been sniffing around. If Arch can't get it done, then it might be that same narrative that, I mean, Peyton, they didn't win the big one in college either. Then he leaves and they win.

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Kevin O'Connell can't win in the playoffs. Oh. He's a regular season merchant. He's doing the best with some below average to maybe kind of good quarterbacks, bringing the best out of them, getting high seeds, losing the playoffs. Just something to keep your eye on. Don't get me wrong. He's one of the best coaches, if not the best offensively in the NFL.

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I think all of America thought the same thing, and that is John Moran is envisioning the AK-47 in his hands right now.

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Yeah, like Kevin O'Connor right now would suck a dick to get to the Kyle Shanahan can't win the Super Bowl in there.

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But I like the fact... I like being able to say Juicy J has won more Oscars than Timothee Chalamet.

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One narrative I'm just going to lean into this year is that the SEC is a basketball conference.

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Oh, I forgot about Bryce. Wait, Bryce Harper's never won the World Series? No, you think that he has, Hank, because when he signed with the Phillies in his press conference that he gave. Bryce Harper? Bryce Harper said, it's my dream to bring a World Series to Washington, D.C. when he signed with the Phillies by mistake. And then we won the World Series, and the Phillies didn't.

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Somebody out there is like, PMT has never won the iHeartMedia Podcast Award. Can't win the big one.

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That was crazy. It's a good point because he went from pretending that he was shooting people to acting like he got shot tonight. Right. So, yeah, he's got both sides of that coin. He's fun to watch, man. Zach Eadie, he shows me like he's improved still. I would say he's like slightly better than he was as an athlete when he was in his last year at Purdue.

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You know what I take away from this is that it's even funnier because Ryan Day obviously dyes his beard in secret. He hides it from his wife. Okay. He's probably got a special bathroom that he goes into that's got his chest for men for the beard, hidden away in a cabinet that she doesn't look into. He goes in there for like 15 minutes. She probably thinks he's jacking off.

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He goes in there, dyes the beard, comes out, and then she pretends that nothing is amiss.

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You know what it is? It's so dark. It's the rosy cheeks that really make the beard pop.

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I can personally attest that the beard goes first. Well, that might just be mayonnaise.

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But that guy, somebody needs to pull him aside and be like youngster. you need to quit taking the ball down on rebounds. You need to put that ball up higher, taller than everybody else, because he's addicted to it. He does it every single time and he gets stripped.

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i don't want to know gross yeah sounds gross okay where did you see that you get the slide you know i kind of want to see it they do the pictures where you like show like before and after flooding oh i thought that it was like an ai thing that you could do imagine this guy without a beard no he actually didn't have a beard can we do that with hank memes can you find some sort of face tuning app that removes hank's beard uh okay what's your next one

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That might be the new Max that you Photoshop onto stuff. PFT just used to rock a Hitler stash for like three years. I did not rock a Hitler stash for three years. This is what separates me from Ryan Day, is that the center of my mustache grows in darker than the blonde hairs at the end. So if I go a couple days without... Remember when you dyed your beard and you tried to pot it off as not? Yeah.

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That was awesome. Yeah, I remember that. But so yeah, the sides grow in blonder, lighter. And so if I go a couple days without trimming it up, it looks like... You know who else had the Hitler stash? Don't say Hitler. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan, yeah. Michael Jordan in the Hanes commercial. Yeah. But yeah, so memes has found a bunch of old pictures of me with a Hitler stash. Yeah.

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The Joker. If any of you guys got arrested for something violent, I would be like, that's completely out of character. I've got a document already typed up for when memes inevitably does. I'm ready to go.

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You got to let it settle. What happens if... Hank, you also implied that Deion had something to do with Shador's number being retired. I think he did. You think so?

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Hank, I feel like you would be in favor of just every team retiring the number 12. Yeah, I would be. Like Jackie Robinson?

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What are you going to say? Oh, your hot seat. My hot seat. I mean, I'm kind of on the hot seat still from the stones. Haven't passed them yet. So last night I took an edible because I was in a bunch of pain. Not a drug guy, but I was like, I'm going to try to dull this as much as I can. So I take an edible and then I'm trying to piss the stone out. So I'm banging waters all night.

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I probably banged like nine waters or so. Sitting there on the couch, and then I got super paranoid, probably from the edible, and I convinced myself that I gave myself water poisoning, which you can do. Oh, yeah. You can die. Yeah, you can die from it. So this lady, it was like a radio call-in show or something, and they were giving away a Nintendo Wii because they were hard to get your hands on.

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So it was hold your Wii for Wii, and they brought a bunch of guests in the studio, made them chug waters, and the person that lasted the longest that didn't pee They won the Wii. I think this lady, I don't know if she won. She might have come in second. That's brutal. And then she drank so much water that she died. You can drown yourself from the inside.

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I obviously came nowhere close to that, but I was paranoid from the weed. So I was like, oh, shit, am I going to die from drinking all this water? And so then I decide the best way to counteract all that. was I had to eat a giant bag of Doritos Cool Ranch Doritos to get some sodium in my system.

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So then I just woke up this morning feeling like shit because I ate a full bag of Doritos Cool Ranch Doritos. On a full tummy. On a full tummy, yeah. My other hot seat is nepotism. So nothing to do with Dion, but there was a story that came out in The Athletic this morning about what's going on at Chapel Hill at UNC.

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And so one thing that Belichick didn't have to worry about beforehand was Freedom of Information Act requests where you can get your hands on the emails that are sent around. So Belichick's girlfriend, also personal assistant, philosophy major, author, probably. Assistant coach. Assistant coach. Jordan Hudson. They got their hands. Hank is locked back in and he's peeved. Oh, no. Right.

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She suggested that the Tar Heels avoid referring to Steve as Bill's son and instead highlight his own accomplishments. She said, That's facts. I believe being strategic about the depiction of the Steve will prevent controversy. She calls him the Steve.

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I believe that being strategic about the depiction of the Steve will prevent controversy and show up most respect towards Steve's career. Validate Bill's decision as head coach to hire Steve. So they've also applied for a number of patents. They... I have tried to trademark Chapel Bill, The Bellistrator, The Belichick Way, and my personal favorite, Chapel Bill, parentheses, Bill's version. Oh.

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She's a good dresser, though. I'll give her that. She's passionate. She's very good looking.

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Okay, your cool throne? My cool throne? We did a bad job. Joe Flacco's back in Cleveland. Oh! Did you miss that? I did. Yeah, so Joe Flacco is back. So very thankful for that. The Browns love doing things with quarterbacks one year too late.

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Yeah. You know how the Thunder lead the league in wearing the free t-shirt that they give you? I think Warriors fans, they lead the league in like 60-year-old rich white dudes with like really tan faces that step on the court when the horn blows and try to get a high five from the players.

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Yeah, I mean, him, Kenny Pickett. Yep. Kenny Pickett was pumped. Although Kenny had a quote that was like, I'm excited to play with Joe Flacco. I used to watch him when I was 10.

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Yeah, I mean, we'll see if it's a real competition, if it's a real open quarterback thing. My other cool throne is Coachella because Coachella people, I read a stat that was 50% of concert attendees are financing their tickets this year. It's like $700 to get in. Is Coachella still a cool thing to go to? Because I've opted out officially of all music festivals. I think I'm done with festivals.

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I didn't, I didn't leave Coachella. Coachella left me. So, yeah, people are financing them. They're putting them on layaway, meaning you're getting a loan for your ticket to Coachella, which sounds like a terrible decision financially. And then what happens if you don't pay up? And you already went to the festival. Do they repossess your Instagram posts? I think so. I don't know how that works.

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No, it was chicks in the wild back then. Yeah. And it was organic. No, they were just... How were you seeing them? No, it was Chicks in the Wild.

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No, for you. And then they become influencers because their Coachella pictures were so good.

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Yeah, they're still doing that. That's memories. They were concert attendees that happened to be very attractive. Right. And then those same girls became the influencers. Correct. And now they're no longer as hot because they're not just chicks in the wild anymore. Yeah.

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Yeah. They sold out. Yeah. Babes sold out. They did. Women. Honestly, women sold out. The natties were the best. I liked women before it was cool.

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How were you seeing them? I just saw them. Sidebar? Yeah. I think maybe five years ago it was influencers. That's fine. Ten years? Yeah, ten years ago. Fine. Ten years ago.

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That might be on the Mount Rushmore of stuff I never want to go to. That would be a good one to do.

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Yeah, but still. Oh, you want to go? I would never go to Coachella. I would never go to Burning Man. I don't think I'm ever going to go to.

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Probably. It's like a mix of Brooks Brothers, but also like the tech vests. Yeah. Silicon Valley guys. But yeah, they think that they're on the team because they're they're billionaires and they're sitting courtside. This is my team. I help pay for this arena.

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We got the guard from Notre Dame. Okay. We got a player from Southern California. I didn't mean to put you on the spot. No, I'm trying to think. Somebody from Southern California, and then I want to say, I don't know, probably European or something.

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no i did not it was him dancing at a wedding oh yeah i saw that one and his mom was like right behind him yeah no girls what part of no girls don't you understand hank is that weird like if we're gonna talk about yeah no no we gotta we gotta have the conversation no he's he's ball is a grown man he's he's worried about one ring and that's a super bowl ring it's a little weird hank i'd agree

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sixth grade like there's no way you could tell a sixth grader being like that's gonna be the next number one pick no but i mean she's she's awesome i do think that she might be a better wmba player than kayla clark i do not i think she's more athletic she's more explosive kayla clark obviously shoots better from the outside and she's like a once in a generation talent but in terms of i'm talking about winning i think kayla clark's better you just said once in a generation yeah once in a generation shooter i'm also a juju guy

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Did you see that Nico is doing a press conference? No. So he's meeting with the media for the first time since the trade. Only caveat is you're not allowed to bring any recording devices. Oh, that's a pretty big caveat. Yeah, pretty big caveat.

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But I'm also cool. Yeah. Dudes like that. Keep it a casual. Probably on TRT. Keep it.

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Before we get to Coach Mazzulla, he's brought to you by our great friends over at Morgan & Morgan. That's right. Morgan & Morgan is America's top injury law firm. Morgan & Morgan will fight for the people. They've been fighting for the people for over 35 years.

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There's a reason why coffee is the first thing that people reach for in the morning, just like there's a reason why Morgan & Morgan is America's largest injury law firm. By the way, speaking of coffee in the morning, Big Cat, those battle bars, Incredible. They're legitimately one of my favorite things to eat in the morning. They taste so good. This morning with coffee, you know what I did?

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I had a battle bar, and then I figured out the perfect ratio of whole milk, just a splash of half and half, splash of creamer, and then I frothed the shit out of that. And it feels like a drink that you would pay like... $9 for. Best breakfast ever. But Morgan & Morgan is the first people that you should call, just like coffee is the first thing that you should reach for in the morning.

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They're America's largest injury law firm. They have over 100 offices, more than 1,000 lawyers nationwide. When hiring Morgan & Morgan, it's like hiring an army that's got your back. If you're injured by the negligence of another, you deserve to be paid. When you hire the wrong law firm, you may be beat before you start. All law firms are not the same.

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I know that you're always looking for ways to make sure that your team is still motivated. Like a different season this year. The championship was last year. God turned the page. New season. Do you find that it's hard to get yourself or to get the team to buy in on that given that once you win something, everybody treats you differently? They treat you like a champion.

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You've got this, you know, the pedigree or whatever they call it for you. How do you kind of try to remove that to keep your team motivated and focus on now as opposed to last season?

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I heard that you don't let your assistant coaches wear championship merch from last year. Is that true?

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What about fans? What about hypothetically a podcast producer that wears 2024 Boston Celtics NBA champion shirts all the time? Is that person living in the past?

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It must be hard to have that mentality when you're getting all these awards, like the prestigious NBA Coach of the Month award that you got from March.

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Yeah. It's like, if I call a timeout, at least I haven't lost yet. Yeah, right. I can still wait for a little bit and we haven't taken the L. I know that you like to use clips to motivate your team. You clip everything. I've read that you clip from baseball games. You clip from soccer games.

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They usually have their secretary buy them that jersey when it's game day. Like, I'm going to the game tonight. Can you go out and get me a Draymond jersey, please?

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When you're watching, it could be sports, TV, movies, is your brain always in, this could be a good motivational clip mode where you're always on the lookout for stuff?

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Is that sports only for you, or does it extend to, like, if you're watching Wheel of Fortune, you're like, you shouldn't have bought a Val there. That's where you lost it.

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Exactly. That would make the end of – yeah, it would make March games way more exciting for all the players and coaches that hadn't burned their fight yet.

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Oh, I was on my couch. I mean, the only place I would want to be for the play-in tournament.

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So I know that part of your job is – or a big part of your job is trying to like just establish the culture in Boston. Yeah. or keep the culture going from where it has been in the past. And I saw that you said that basketball is like 10th on the list of the most important things that you do as a head coach. What comes before basketball?

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Yeah. What do you like to see from the kitchen staff in terms of increasing competitiveness?

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Yeah. Some aggression when it comes to beating those eggs up. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Yeah.

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Yeah. When he's rocking like the fingerless gloves and the leather jacket, are you like, yes, this is awesome. This guy's this motherfucker is locked in.

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Yeah, yeah. Also, maybe, yeah, they were trying to motivate. They're like, if we don't call him, then he's going to take that personal and he's going to think I'm not even good enough to coach at West Virginia right now.

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That's such a deep question. I don't know. You know what I mean? Like, are we really good enough to do anything? No. No, the answer is no. Probably not. So we have to fight every day to prove that we can.

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Good call, Hank. Yeah. Have you seen that ref since then? And did you go up and say, hey, you didn't give me a card back? Like, what's going on?

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Yeah, what about soccer? Because I know that Pep's your guy. So what have you translated from soccer into basketball?

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Do you have a message for your team going into the first round of the playoffs? Have you decided what it's going to be yet?

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You said that you simulate playoff series during the regular season over the course of random five-game, seven-game, ten-game stretches. How did you guys do in the playoffs this year?

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Biggest day in our history. Have you ever had a practice where you're like, this practice doesn't really make a difference? I don't really care.

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Somebody sent me a tweet and it was something about cocaine, but I was looking at the player because the player was like rubbing his lips.

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Yeah, we'll put some respect on the Cavs name. Are you disappointed that some of your fan base is disrespecting the Cavs, like giving them motivation?

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It's good to have a confidence guy. He's the confidence guy. Hank also doesn't really respond well to stern talkings, too.

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Soul patch? Soul patch, yeah. What do you think about the soul patch, Coach? I think he'll look good. You want to do soul patch?

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I've been watching the town, mostly. It's a good movie, though. I like it a lot. Ben Affleck just walking around cold as ice, not really showing any emotion, but deadly killer. Yeah. It's great.

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All right. That's a great answer. Accountant 2. But we got to save some time to, like, go back to Old Faithful and still watch the town. Like, are you worried?

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Oh, I like that. Yeah. I like that a lot. So are we using the large calibers in the first series? Are we saving those?

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Been around the world twice. Talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck. Been to three world fairs. I push more Peter, more sweeter, more completer than any Peter Pusher around. I'm a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rooting, tooting, shooting, parachuting, demolition, double-cap crimping frog man. There ain't nothing I can't do. No sky too high, no sea too rough. No muff too tough. I like that.

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I disagree with that one. I think that there are a couple muffs that are too tough. Been a lot of lessons in my life.

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Yeah, I did. I think I skipped a couple things here. Let's see. Been a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove all kinds of trucks, two-bys, four-bys, six-bys, and those big motherfuckers that bend and go, shh, shh, when you step on the brakes. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderations for cowards.

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I'll wind down, intertwine, and sneak out the back door. when refueling is done. So if you're feeling froggy, then you better jump because this frog man's been there, done that, and is going back for more. Cheers, boys.

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Is he sleep cheating? Now, you've got more evidence there than if a girl wakes up and she gets mad at you because she had a dream that you cheated on her. Sleep talking is not evidence. Sleep talking is not evidence.

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I've got a third nominee. It's not going to win. The lady with the cocaine obviously wins fan of the night. But my nominee would be the guy that was at the Warriors game that was just straight up eating a big plate of spaghetti behind the Grizzlies bench. I didn't know that this – number one, I didn't know that they served spaghetti in plates. No offense, Hank. I remember that picture.

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Do you remember, like, right when I moved to Chicago? Really mean. I got a cold plunge. I did the same thing. I did it for two weeks. You remember when I moved here, and I was like, I'm going to be a cold plunge guy, and you guys were like, that's a stupid idea?

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And what I did was I went shopping online, and I had it in my cart, and it was a cold day outside that day. And I was like, fuck this. I'm not doing a cold plunge in Chicago. You're saying that because it's been nice for the last couple days. So you're like, yeah, I could do it. Well, no, I started... When it's, like, negative five outside...

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I am getting a cold punch, though, and we will be attempting to cold punch. The indoor cold plunge makes it doable.

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I looked into getting an outdoor one. Yeah. No, that's crazy. Then the problem with me is you have to go up steps to get there.

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The first key for me should have been, like, if I'm really planning on taking my fitness seriously, but I refuse to walk up one flight of steps to get to the cold plunge, maybe I just need to get off this altogether.

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I'm going to rest up. This dude was just chowing down on a plate of spaghetti at a basketball game, probably in, like, $2,000 seats.

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It's been perfect because my gym has been saying that they're going to get a cold plunge for the last year and a half, and they never do, which is actually great because I'm like, oh, sick, I'm going to use that all the time. But them not having it is great because I never actually have to do it.

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If you have like a really stuffy nose, I won't put it on. Same. Do they do they market it as like spider prevention? So you won't eat spiders in your sleep.

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uh you know what i do to go to sleep now i i got the sleep blindfold that has bluetooth speakers oh i bought one of the years changed my life i need to i need to change my life not always for the better i sleep more uh i sleep harder but then i'll wake up at like three o'clock in the morning and i'll have because the youtube algorithm just like keeps feeding you the different recommended video i'll wake up in the morning it'll be like four hours of airport traffic at heathrow

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$1,000 to take a sip means. I drank so much water I almost died last night. Why is that thing orange? Because it's got blood in it.

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There also might be a chance that this was in some weird part of the cloud, maybe from several phones ago. Like you ever get surprised by a photo that you had forgotten about because it was like 2007 that somehow made its way to your cloud. Yeah. It's usually just pictures of Stella.

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If she was smart, she would identify herself, drop her at and be like, hey, I'm the cocaine tits chick.

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Yeah, sure. That sounds fine. She definitely won't hold this against you for the rest of her life.

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but that was also very, like, that was so stressful. Max, I disagree. I don't think that she's asking it because she still thinks it might be cool. I think she's asking it so that we say it because she has told him, like, even the part of my take guys would say that this is fucked up.

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Yeah, it's ridiculous. You get a spill. Number one, okay, you're at a basketball. When was the last time you ate anything at a sporting event and didn't spill any of it? It's never happened.

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So you're either going to spill it on yourself or you're going to spill it and it's going to fall on the court, and then you have to bring the mop guy over.

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I mean, imagine a mop guy just going up, and the game has to be paused because there's a full plate of spaghetti that spilled on the court.

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There were some Orioles fans that went viral a couple years ago because they smuggled in a Ziploc bag filled with spaghetti to a game.

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Okay, so Atlantic is the Celtics. Yep. It's the Knicks. It's the Nets. Yep. It is the Sixers. Yep.

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Yeah, and again, it does feel like a lot for somebody that's Jordan's age to deal with all this stuff. So I'm not saying it's definitely her that released it. She could have sent that to her friend.

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I'm dating Bill, and they're like, no, you're not. And they're like, yeah, this is him leaving the house the other day, and then that's how it gets out. That's a possibility. I just don't think that – I don't like the idea of Bill Belichick around secret cameras. That's not the Belichick way. That's not the same guy.

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Listen, and we should say all the stuff that Jordan has on her plate right now, it's actually impressive. Like, I don't know how she does it, but she does.

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So I actually think that's probably the biggest reason why Jordan's doing this. is because he wants to come back and dominate Chuck. He's sick of Chuck. And he got mad at Chuck a couple years ago when Barkley was saying that MJ stunk as a GM, which is true. I mean, just objectively. It is. As an analyst.

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It's going to be crazy once they get to the ACC coaches day where the media gets to ask questions of everybody. Like Bill Belichick sitting in front of a group of reporters, it's going to be huge. And they're going to be asking a lot of questions about her. He's not going to let, he might, if I was Belichick, you know what I'd do? I just opened the book on Deflategate at that point.

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Yeah. Let's revisit all the stuff I never wanted to talk to you about. Or you can just ask about long snappers and we'll talk for like five minutes about that, too. So, yeah, I mean, this is a crazy story. Thank you for for your journalist journalism on it. Journalist isms. What would you say, Hank?

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Has there ever been someone from Jordan's camp that has reached out to you? Has anyone said, hey, what are you doing?

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And then I think Jordan got real mad about that, and he sees these guys that he used to dominate in basketball on TV, and he's like, fuck that. I'm going to come on TV and just make their life hell again.

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She is our boss, though, for part of my cheesesteak. We're deeply ambitious people, Pablo, and she is the perfect vehicle for us to channel all this energy that we have into. So, yeah, we're happy to do that.

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Oh, okay. Credit to you. That's an ingenious way of trying to figure out exactly where that house is located. That guy's an expert. That guy could testify.

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He's really, really good at it. And there are people I've seen. We have some people in this office who are very good, accomplished geoguessers. So I know that it is a skill that you can...

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I need all of the picks. And I need, like, you know, instead of a race to the screen, Like, maybe they have, like, wiener dogs racing in between commercials. A roulette table. What if his table is just a roulette table? I'd need all of it. It's just MJ's gambling hour. That would be incredible TV.

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I do have one more question for you. I had one issue with the reporting. You spoke with somebody that said that Jordan is, what was the exact term that you used? The worst person I've ever met and I've worked with sociopaths?

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It might be Josh McDaniels, actually, because he would be the only person in that circle that could say that. He doesn't have any mirrors in his house.

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My goal for how this ends is we get Jordan on, and you just pull your hair out listening to us be like, yes, queen. Yeah, we just ask.

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He does. He does. Pablo, by the way, if your next investigation is going to be how the NBA rigged the lottery for the Mavs, we are happy to talk on record. We realized afterwards we were invited. We got credentials. They showed us the room.

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They gave us a free buffet, and then we walked out, and we realized that they just used us, which if you give us credentials in free food, we'll carry water for anyone. So we were used last night as pawns, and we're dumb.

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Yeah, they let the outdoor cat inside, and they quickly realized we still got our claws. And they're like, we got to get this guy out of the room. Ernst and Young guys over here looking over their shoulders.

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Yeah, if there's an inappropriate joke to be made, we're going to make it and then have, you know, quietly be told that, hey, this is time to go to the buffet, guys.

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We will be witnesses, though. I mean, we were there. We saw it in person. I'm sorry. I saw it in person. This is rigged for money.

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Yeah, it does. Yeah, it does. And what happened last night makes a lot of sense. Makes a lot of sense. It really does. But it's still fucking bullshit. And we'll look into it, too. Yeah, we'll let you know what we find out, because I would trust your reporting on this.

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Yeah, Chiefsaholics in Jail, so that one's kind of old. Yeah, I had to cross that one off. I'm sure that there's some theories that we've been working on behind the scenes.

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To have Michael Giroux on TV talking to us. It's like... We don't deserve to hear from Michael Jordan. It's weird having that.

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It was jackass. John Skipper's like, all right, these guys totally think they're making a show. We're going to cancel after one week.

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I'm waiting for the John Skipper Nathan For You episode to come out for Marcel Van Ton. These guys thought they had a show. Be great. All right. Well, Pablo, thank you so much. We appreciate it. And now that you've been a recurring guest, you got to come back on whenever we ask. So it will happen soon.

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I appreciate it. I also wonder if Jordan, Michael Jordan, has met Jordan. Oh, boy. The UNC connection. Yeah, Jordan Jordan. The most ambitious crossover of all time.

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It's Jeter doing the Fox. It's Brady doing it. There's like a bubble to the aura that then when you see them on TV and he'll say something wrong or say something stupid and that will become a viral clip and you're like, ooh, what's this?

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Hank, so in the interest of our listeners out there, because first and foremost we care about the listeners, can we try that with a little more energy?

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What's your take on this? Would you do this to keep things nice and tight? I personally don't care what my scrotum looks like.

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I don't either. Do girls care what scrotums look like? I feel like... Girls know that balls are weird. Yeah. Like, balls are just weird.

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The male body is weird. Breaking news. Like, guys want to see girls' boobs. I don't think girls want to see guys' balls.

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Yeah, the female body is beautiful. It's curvy. It's artistic. It's smooth. It's wonderful to look at. The male body is just absolutely disgusting. They don't want to see B. No.

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Probably not any of the A. I just think that women would probably be cool with it if our balls were inside our bodies. If we just had internal balls, they'd be fine with that. They wouldn't, like, miss them.

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Absolutely. And so under this, like, do not get scrotox. Because if you got scrotox and showed your boys your scrotox balls, everyone would be like, dude, what the fuck are those? Mm-hmm. Balls are for humor. Which ball hangs lower for you guys? My left. My left as well. Is it always left?

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Yeah, mine is left. That's crazy. I thought it was like kind of a, you know, everyone's different, left or right.

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I think maybe if you're left-handed, does your right ball hang lower? Maybe. In most individuals, the right testicle is slightly larger than the left. What? So we're abnormal? Well, no, I don't think that matters about hanging lower. Yeah, true. I don't think it's just grabbing.

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Yeah, that's good. Can I get scrotex for, like, my grundle? That's where the sweat is the problem. All right, so the left tang's lower for most people. Is there anyone out there who has right? That's kind of weird. I don't know. That's like a unicorn.

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I watched that move. He's checking his balls. The difference is the reason in the spermatic cord for most guys. I didn't know we had a spermatic cord. Yeah. Is that just like the thing that it hangs on? The rope? Yeah, I don't understand any of that.

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I hope he gets on Twitter. He'll never do it. He'll never do that. Michael Jordan, he doesn't talk to us. I hope he gets into meme coins. Oh, for sure. He and Reggie Miller might actually get into a fight on the air.

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I never understood. I always was very confused, even still am as a 40-year-old man. How do you pee and piss out of the same hole? How do you cum and piss out of the same hole?

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I do find it amazing, though, that guys are just like, you know what could impress chicks is if my balls were less wrinkly. It's not going to work. There's a little island.

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What is he doing? Yeah, I don't know. Ghosting has a pretty wide definition these days, I feel like. Back in the day, before Hinge, people just kind of stopped talking sometimes. It was no big deal, but you have one conversation with somebody, and then you stop. Then it's like a big thing, like, oh, I got ghosted.

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Yeah, but it sounds like they're talking. Not anymore. But they were, and then he just went, and he's done this a couple times. I think he's just a serial ghoster. Get it together, dude. You're putting a bad name on AWLs. Like, we'll go to this wedding. I'm going to pass. No.

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I mean, here's what you do. Just send him the clip of this conversation right now. Yeah. And be like, hey, just respond to her. Shit or get off the pot.

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She can't be. She wants to bang so bad that she wrote into a podcast to ask for advice on how to get to bang you.

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Oh, I mean, it will be great, too, because he can just like he has the ultimate trump card on every like I hope he just shows up in his ring sometimes just to be like, yeah, yeah.

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What do you think the face on these two lovebirds who are going to end up getting married and having a beautiful life together? What do you think their face is going to say when Shane walks into their wedding? We give him a PMT pin.

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Well, we sent our representative. What are you going to do? He's got a GoPro on. He's live streaming like a surrogate. We couldn't send Shane because he would totally dick down the bride. Same with Pug.

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Yeah, now, if you're putting on jeans without underwear, then now we're talking emergency. Yeah. That shouldn't happen at that age.

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That's a massive win. How long did it take you? What do you mean? To find out that your building had a laundry room.

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Shut up. I recently made maybe the bougiest move that I've made. Got a brand new drying and washing appliance.

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Yeah. Have the host who's hosting that show. Do we know? I'm not sure. Maybe Tariko. OK, Tariko. Tariko is dressed up like a like a blackjack dealer and like they're just playing hands during the show. Yeah. Just keep them engaged.

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Yes, that's true. That's valid. I'm on a hot streak though. I re-upped on the wardrobe. I got a steam closet, which is like a little, it looks like a portable closet that you have in your house.

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And you, if you have something that you like to wear again and it doesn't need a full wash, like a sweater or like sweatpants or jeans, you just hang it up in this thing for like 20 minutes and you hit a button and it steam cleans it and you don't even have to like wash it or dry it. It's actually great. That's awesome. It's a great thing.

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Hank, anything to say today about my blue shirt, not black? Yeah, it looks good. Yeah, looks like I'm doing different fashion. Yeah, you're matching. Right in your face.

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They're going to come at you like they came at me for saying that I wasn't surprised tickets were expensive in New York City. Yeah.

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By the way, I do think that there should be affordable tickets. I just don't know how you can do that in the playoffs because tickets always get crazy. Poor section. Poor section. Yeah. Poor section. And New York City is always... I was thinking about it more. I think...

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I think people like to just judge New York City and be like, oh, there's no real fans there because the tickets are always so crazy. You know, where it's like, holy shit, to get in places a thousand dollars here. And they're like, there's no real fans. There's a lot of rich people in New York City.

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No, there should be a – it should be like college basketball. There should be like a student section for NBA games where there's cheaper tickets, affordable tickets. I'm all in for that. I just don't know how to fix the other thing.

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Anything that you want to do that you think you might want to try to do for the rest of your life, you should start before you get married.

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Yeah, no, he just loves golf. If you want to put it a different way, I don't think he's deliberately saying, I don't want to spend time with my wife. I think what he is saying, and it's probably the truth, he loves golf more than you. No, he just loves golf. No, I mean, he loves golf more than her. At this point.

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I'm in. I'm in. I'm interested to see what happens. But it's like with Brady. It's like with Gretzky. It's shocking to see the greatest of all time in any sport talking to you and commentating on the games. Yeah. But the one thing with MJ is I feel like he...

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Actually, it wouldn't be. Yeah, if she was decent. Yeah, not cramping the style. I don't even think it matters. It's just fun to get out there. They just really need to figure out. I wish golf courses were 12 holes. That's what they need to figure out because they're 24. Okay. If a golf round was like a guaranteed two hours. Yeah, it'd be great.

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Yeah, it is too long. It is because between driving out there, getting your practice swings and playing golf, driving home, it's like eight hours. Yeah. You're looking at like a full day. So Hank sees no problem. She might be like, yeah, he's just trying to get out of the house away from me for a full day. Right. What if you just learn how to play golf? Yeah. Like that.

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Hank, I like you. I'll go six. It's not your fault. Seven. It's not your fault. Knicks in seven? Celtics in seven. Oh. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Numbers? Shut up. You didn't do anything.

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he will have the opportunity to be like a great storyteller that we don't, you know, we don't, we don't hear often. Cause again, he, he, he's not done media for so long outside of the last dance. Like he has that ability. Like he could tell stories that you're like, I've, you know what I mean? I've never heard this story. I've never heard this angle of this story.

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Whereas some of the guys who are like very accessible, you kind of have heard them all and you, you, you've gone through them all. So he does have that like, wow factor. Yeah, I mean, it's a great move by NBC. Yeah. Great move. Can I do one quick baseball thing? Yep. Shout out Javi Baez because I'll say this right now. I think the Detroit Tigers are going to win the AL.

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I don't know if they can win the World Series. There's some good teams in the NL. Javi Baez, he basically was a joke for the Tigers the last few years. There would always be these mashups of him striking out all the time. In the last 34 games, he's hitting 319, five home runs, 27 RBIs. Tonight he hit two home runs, including a walk-off three-run homer. I'm happy for my guy, Javi.

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It's like a complete – he was – if you ask any Tiger fan, they did not like Javi Baez, and he's – hopefully this sustains, but in the last month, it's like he's recaptured something and come back to the world as what the electrifying Javi Baez was.

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Yeah, yeah. So I just, you know, it's cool to see Javi doing well. Yeah. Yeah. What did I say? No, I was just saying Justin Turner had a walk-off hit tonight, which was nice because we needed him to do something. Cubs are... Our guy Kyle Stowers, who we did an interview with a couple of the Marlins, will release next week. He hit his eighth home run of this year. Dinger's only league.

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Okay, so PFT. There has been conflicting reports. And one of the reports, so Jesse Rogers, who does a really good job locally in Chicago, has reported they have not talked about an extension. David Kaplan, who also does a good job, who I know, I know both these guys are very good guys. He said the Cubs are...

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Wrapping their head around what an extension would look like, which means they haven't done shit. What does that mean? It means nothing.

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They own a baseball team. That's kind of like their only real job is to wrap their heads around giving contracts.

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I think it's Tom Ricketts literally looking in the mirror every morning being like, you can do this, dude. You have a lot of money. But then he doesn't do it. But no, I don't. I think Kyle Tucker, unfortunately, will become a free agent. And the Dodgers have already put dibs on him. So that's going to suck.

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Do it now. I do think there's something to be said when you're negotiating in all of sports. You can get a little bit of a discount doing an extension in season because that is money in hand. It's not going to be a big discount, and you're the only team that can negotiate with him. You will not have that ability once he's a free agent. It makes no sense. It makes no sense.

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The guy's fucking 28 years old. He's everything you want. in, you know, like a superstar player. And he's all right. People are going to get at me for the superstar thing. Superstar is a little different in baseball. He's a very good. He's a very, very good baseball player. He's everything you want in a very, very good baseball player. Sign him right now.

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I like that. I know you hate the superstar conversation, but now I'm thinking how many superstars are there in baseball right now?

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I think baseball superstars are just different because there's no household names. I don't do the same thing. Shohei is, yeah. But I'm saying I don't do the same... household name thing with the NBA. There's like 20 superstar players in MLB. I know this makes no sense. People will say that I'm just changing the rules. I get it. I totally agree. It makes no sense in my head.

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But like superstar in baseball, I throw it around a lot more willy-nilly knowing that half of the guys no one will have heard of if they don't play in the market you live in. I think you could say he's our superstar.

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But I think with baseball, there's really... Yeah, it's just Shohei. There's probably fewer. There's probably like three superstars.

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Shohei, Bryce Harper, Soto, Aaron Judge. That feels right. Kyle Tucker's a star, not a superstar. I've corrected myself.

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You already got one Met in there. Let's not throw Lindor in there. Lindor should be a shit on the Phillies last year. Schwarber maybe. Schwarber, by the way, could he be the MVP? Should we start that conversation? He's playing well. Listen, we don't have any bias here, but should we start that conversation? We can have the conversation.

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Yeah, that's true. Kyle Schwarber hits home runs. Okay, should we kick it to ourselves, what everyone's waiting for? Uh, any hockey? Uh, well, we're going to talk about it with all you with the ends, but the stars won again. Yeah. We do get into an extended hockey talk with the end. So we are going to talk hockey today.

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The stars look great. And I found myself, I found myself during the game being like good for Dallas fans, which I have to beat out of my system. I have to be, I have to beat that out of my system because they got the number one pick in both drafts. And, but yeah, listen, I originally, I was thinking like, I will feel good for Dallas fans and,

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They're clean and even. It's over. Cooper Flagg is going to be a star. It's clean and done. You're good. You actually... I don't want to say you could make the case that you upgraded, but we don't know what Cooper flag could be, but he is obviously younger and is in better shape than Luca. Like there's a chance you could have upgraded.

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There's a chance you could have ended this season after the lottery's all said and done in a better spot than you were in January. Yep. So, yeah, we don't feel bad anymore. But yeah, good for the stars. They're awesome. But yeah, we're going to talk to Jens. We have Pablo Torre. Really fun interview with him.

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Yeah, I mean, I thought that this was a 3-1 series to the Celtics. I was way wrong. And the Knicks came to play. They came to play.

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They are a tough team. Jalen Brunson was awesome down the stretch and the whole game. He ended up with 39. The Knicks, like...

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Half time, you're like, hey man, this game is probably going to go the way that it's, you know, game three when Celtics were up, Jason Tatum was on fire, but Jalen Brunson in the end, and they had the, they had, the Knicks finally had like the even scoring throughout where they're like cat chipped in, OG, Mikael Bridges, they all ended up with 20 plus, and they now have a 3-1 lead, and I was very impressed with the Knicks resolve.

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Also, Jalen Brunson basically calling out the team and them answering. That was a leadership move. People were like, oh, man, he's calling them out after one loss. They're up 2-1. No, he called them out, and they all stepped up to the plate, and so did he. That's a leader.

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And Cat was feeling spicy last night, too. Oh, so zesty. So spicy. Did you see him after the game? He has a move that I've never seen that he does. He goes in for a one-armed hug and then puts his other arm out to the side like he's flying.

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I love watching them. Now, credit to the Knicks. They battled back. They seemed to be in the same spot that they were down, but they are a second-half team. They proved that. You can't kill them. They never go away. How much do we put on the Knicks winning this game as opposed to the Celtics losing this game?

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Because I think that the Knicks, the way they were playing in the second half, really the entire second half, they were the better team. Yeah. For two quarters. Yeah. And then the most important two quarters.

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And it wasn't like the Celtics shot horrifically bad from three. They weren't great from three, but they were, you know, 37 and a half percent. That's not terrible. So, yeah, I think I was very, very impressed with the Knicks resolve this team. The garden was alive. And I think that's pretty much the recap of the game, Hank. Yeah. Let's talk caps.

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You are learning. So what's up, Hank? How are we doing? The real story here is Jason Tatum went down with an injury.

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The Knicks were probably going to win this game anyway. I think at the time, the Knicks seemed to be the better team. But, I mean, anything could have happened from that point on. But you can't put the injury – you can't blame the loss entirely on the injury.

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Yeah, he got injured with three minutes left. The Knicks, on the injury, took a nine-point lead. The injury was tough because it was a little bit of the Jalen Brown turning the ball over thing. It's not his fault that Jason Tatum might have torn his Achilles. We still don't have a report. I'm sure by the time people are listening, there'll be a report. What do you want to start with, Hank?

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You want to start with that being down 3-1? You want to start with Tatum? What do you want to start with? Do you want to start with Max?

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Hank, earlier today, when he says everything, he means everything. Like, he was questioning the entire team. He's like, I don't know if they like Joe Mazzulla. I didn't say that. He didn't say that. Okay, what'd you say?

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It's fun. It's fun. I felt like they were going to come back even when they were down early. This is a team that does not quit. And the Cavs, yeah, they were hobbled. They've got excuses. That's good for the Cavs. At least you can point to injuries and stuff. Be like, yeah, well, we weren't at full speed. But the Pacers did look good, and they stuck it in ESPN's face.

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Did you—I threw out a spin zone to you earlier this morning. You did not seem to— I don't even remember what you said. Okay, what I told Hank, and I actually think this is how you should be thinking, the reporting up until this point was that the Celtics, and just looking at the luxury tax, the Celtics were going to have to make some changes this offseason, right?

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Like, they're going to probably have to trade— There's been talks about trading Jalen Brown. There's been talks about, you know, I don't know how much left Drew Holiday has on his contract, but like there's going to this Celtics, the team that won last year is not going to be the team that starts the season next year. And it was going to be hard decisions.

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If Jason Tatum tours the Achilles, those decisions become a little bit easier where it's like, hey, we've lost a year, but this is where the hard reset happens. Get under the luxury tax. It's almost like the painfulness of breaking up a potentially championship team is not even going to be there because the championship team is not going to be there because Jason Tatum won't be playing for a year.

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But do you not, like, it almost took the whole, like, how could you trade this guy? How could you trade this guy out of it? Because it's like, if this next year is lost, it's going to be a hard reset.

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You can win. We can. You can beat the Knicks without Jason Taylor. Yes, we can. Do you feel a little bit bad about provoking the Garden?

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I want to be fair to Hank, though, because I've heard Hank say like six times throughout this whole conversation. I still think we're on to the finals. He always says, barring injury. True. He has said that a lot.

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Regardless, they would still be down 3-1. Almost too much. Where I've been like, why do you keep almost wishing injury on yourself?

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This is a trend that we're seeing now. Because remember in the first round, I think it was 10-0. The ESPN experts picked the Lakers over the Wolves. I think it was 13-0 ESPN experts picked the Cavs over the Pacers. And I think it's 13-1 Celtics over the Knicks as well. So there's a lot. There's a lot going on right now at ESPN.

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It does suck that Jason Tatum got hurt. He's 27 years old. It's Achilles injury. That's going to be a year out. Maybe. But it sucks. It sucks for him. It sucks for us because Jason Tatum was one of my favorite guys who, by all accounts, great teammate, great father, great player. It was fun to make fun of him for the trivial things. Yeah.

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Like, when someone gets hurt who you don't actually hate, you just like to poke your friends about the trivial things. It's like, damn. Well, I didn't want that to happen to that guy. We were just kind of joking about the whole aura thing. Like, what does aura even mean? Which, by the way, if anyone saw Timothee Chalamet without the Timberlands laced up. Yeah. Do I know her or do I know her?

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Hank, admit Timothee Chalamet with Kylie Jenner looking so fucking hot. Bonk me. Timberlands, not laced up. Had aura.

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Okay, so you agree with that? Nobody's ever said that Stefan Diggs does not have aura. The man, if anything, has too much aura.

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Yeah, wait to it. Will you take back your comment saying, like, how could you be the one fashion police and aura judge when I was spot on?

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sure okay thank you whatever do you remember like a couple days ago when we were talking about high tops on this show yeah and i told you about the study that's if you wear high top shoes you're actually more likely to get an ankle injury that's what laced up tims do if you tie your your tims up tight it makes you more likely to have an ankle injury just something to think about hank

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Just something to think about. Do you want to say anything about our gracious friend, Jerry O'Connell, who retired?

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Yeah. He said, out of respect for Stool President Hennies and the Celtics and especially Jason Tatum, Mr. Bing Bong will be taking a break for the remainder of this series. Appreciate all you all do. Bing Bong. And then he an hour or no, four hours later said, after some thought of the Celtics win game five tomorrow, Mr. Bing Bong will be back.

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flip-flopper okay so also shout out jerry who sent me and pft some very funny voice messages that all of them said afterwards not for air all cats we'll just say that jerry he's unveiled a new character it's a private character that only me and big cat get to see it's uh it's not mr bing bong anymore it's dr bing bong dr bing bong diagnosis was making some great points last night in the side chat till like midnight i was laying in bed and dr bing bong had another report

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Hank, I am a little bit worried about you, though, because last night you said you weren't feeling good. And so I just wanted to make sure that you were feeling okay today, health-wise.

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Yeah, so I was willing to tape an emergency pod. Same, so was I. It felt like a time when we should have done an emergency pod. If we ever do it, last night would have been a great time because so much stuff happened. I'd even taken an edible, but I was ready to lock it in and try to focus. Hank wasn't feeling good, unfortunately. I would have done it. Big Cat was asleep.

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Well, no, hold on. I threw out the idea to do an emergency pod right after all of it happened, and I got no response. And then two hours went by, and then it was like, oh, should we? It was like, well, the moment kind of is gone. They wanted it right away. I was the first one to say emergency pop.

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Okay. I don't know if you did say you were down. You say sick or down. I don't think you ever did say you were down.

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And hand up, I think this whole show had the Cavs. This whole show had the Celtics, which we're going to get to. I know a lot of people are probably tuning in for that. When we get back in studio, we will get to. Yeah, I saw it. Miles Turner tweeted out after the game all the experts that picked the Cavs. Miles Turner was incredible this series. He was incredible tonight. He hit the dagger shot.

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You never said you were down. I said, let's do an emergency pod. And then an hour after that, PFT said, for the record, I'd be willing to do one. And then you still never replied.

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Thank you, Hank. You're welcome. I would have said yes. Okay. So I have to confess, me and Big Cat did hit the side chat real quick because neither one of us wanted to jump into the main chat after the Jason tape. We want to give you some space because obviously it's a traumatic thing that you're dealing with.

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and we weren't saying anything mean but what i did say was that you have to admit it would be very very funny if the celtics went on to win the championship without tatum and then we could just continue to clown on tatum in the future i'm fine with that well i then i i was like pft good point but there would be a funnier one and that would be the celtics getting to game seven and then tatum miraculously coming back and then losing game seven in the finals

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One game at a time. I do feel like, Hank, my future is tied to your future because I think there's no chance that the Caps win game five if you don't win your game five. So let's win game five. I think the series are going to go the exact same way.

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Hank, do you have anything to say to Max? Well, Max, you take the floor. The debate that has raged across the country in Bede versus Tatum took an interesting turn last night.

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We're going to talk about the Celtics' next Jason Tatum's unfortunate injury. Get our thoughts from Hank. We are going to talk about the lottery, NBA lottery, which we attended yesterday. And the Mavs get the first pick. Hot seat, cool throne. Then we have our guy Yans, Keith Yandel on to talk some playoff hockey. Then we have a very great interview with Pablo Torre.

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I think he had five blocks. Hal Burton was awesome. Playoff Nembhard is a real thing. They're just a fun team. They play with so much pace. They wear you out. Rick Carlisle was even like – Rick Carlisle might be the most underrated coach in the NBA. He was very gracious in victory being like, you know, the Cavs had an incredible season. They just ran into a hot team like us.

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Focused on the Knicks. So if you lose on Wednesday night with you on the wood, you'll then be ready to address these things? Yeah. That's not going to happen, though. Okay. I actually do think the Celtics are probably going to win game five.

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So, Hank, what... I mean, it sucks. If you lose a guy in the prime of his career for a year, that's... I mean, KD, that happened to him. Like, that's... He came back. He was okay.

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Yeah. It is crazy, though, because it just shows how fleeting sports are, where it's like the window is open, but then it could just jam shut in the blink of an eye.

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everything's up in the air and it just changes everything like in a blink of an eye and you're like what the fuck i thought it was gonna go this way and it went a completely different way yeah the good news is you've got a really good team you still have a lot of good players we do guy for guy you've got some good players really good players agreed right i think we're gonna beat the next are you gonna beat the pacers are you mad at anyone no no one god no one you're mad at god okay he spoke to god

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Can we release the graphic? Hank and God currently in a fight. It's complicated. Friendship status update. It's complicated.

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Yeah. Okay. I feel like people were pretty respectful online last night because it's like Jason Tatum, again, we make jokes about the aura, but that's such a trivial thing. He's a great player, and it sucks to see a great player go down.

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I saw some Knicks fans that had some very classy takes, though. The first person that I saw with a take on it was Stephen Che, who was all class, saying, as a Knicks fan, you hate to see an injury like this. Yeah. So I think the loudest voices were actually the good ones this time. So that was nice to see.

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We're playing great ball right now, and that's a fact. Like they – I think – so the excuse thing for the Cavs, They obviously had some injuries. Darius Garland, Mobley, Donovan Mitchell gets banged up a little. I still think that this is a really demoralizing, disgusting way to go out. For a team that won 64 games this year, that's the second most wins in Cleveland Cavaliers' franchise.

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Chase says, as a Knicks fan, I hope Jason Tatum isn't really hurt. He's having an incredible game, and I want to—what does that say? I want to win this series against a healthy Celtics team.

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Yeah, well, he's recruiting. The garden is where he plays a lot of home games, so he's trying to pump up the garden.

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I thought the Knicks were going to be dead. And yeah, very wrong. Last question for you. At any point last night, did you think of Max and be like, I fucking hate his guts?

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No, no, no, no, no. That did not happen. When something like this happens, I understand that, Hank, you have to go into a hole. You have to. You have to retreat into your own hole. I've done this before. And just block everything. Everything's sad. Everything sucks if you have a superstar that gets hurt. It's not a good place to be in. We tried to respect your boundaries last night. No, you didn't.

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I said, did you guys see Chalamet at the game? Max said, Ora, you left the conversation. That had nothing to do with Tatum at all. No, it did, because remember, Tatum were... Oh, I guess the Ora part, but I was just commenting about Chalamet.

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Well, I mean, we plan stuff on the show and stuff like that. We need you here. What if you miss an important text?

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I don't know about game six. I think Joe Mazzulla is going to get these boys. Joe Mazzulla is locked in right now. There you go, Hank. Fired up. Joe Mazzulla is going to be watching. He's going to watch Troy. He's going to put Troy on nonstop and be like, this is how you respond from an Achilles injury.

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Think about, Hank, close your eyes and think about the moment that you're on the wood on Wednesday night and Joe Mazzulla locks eyes with you and gives you a little nod being like, it's fucking on.

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That's the mentality you got to have. You are a Knicks fan. Yeah. Congrats. This is an incredible podcast. Are you enjoying yourself? Oh, yeah. Do you have anything to say about the game or Hank or anything?

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To go out in five games, and especially the way Game 4 happened... I think you got to run it back if you're the Cavs, but man, that's as demoralizing as it gets to go out that way. They just didn't put up a fight other than Donovan Mitchell having heroic moments.

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Right. That's what Hank really... That's why I thought maybe he was mad at you, Max, because he knew what you were thinking last night.

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Do I get any thoughts and prayers for cashing out of my Knicks future? I feel like last night, that was a bad night for me last night. Yeah. Really bad. I didn't leave the group chat, though.

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Although that's kind of the cash out. I would give you more thoughts and prayers because I already used my one thought and prayer for the Caps and the Wizards. You only dated that future for a day.

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If you had been married to that future for a couple of months, I would have been like, oh, my God, PFT, I feel so bad. You had a one night stand with me.

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It was hot and heavy for a couple of days. It was a one night stand with a great morning after. And then I had to get out of town.

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Yeah. But I did. It was one of those cash outs where you feel awesome about cashing out of it. Yeah. Like, that's a smart choice for the future. Turns out it wasn't. So, yeah, last night, I mean, I was a victim, too. So I get it.

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Yeah. And I was a victim, too, because like I said, I like harmlessly joking about Jason Tatum's aura was fun. And it's gone. Now we can't do it.

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Yeah, it was a fun debate. It was a good debate. And it was eerily prescient, Max. It was you looking into the future and truly understanding the pulse of the NBA. Mm-hmm.

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And yeah, you could turn to game two and be like, hey, if they could inbound the ball, they could have had two wins and the series could still be going on. But that's what the Pacers – the Pacers make clutch shots, big moments, run fast. They just – they have it all. And if you're a Cavs fan, I think this is as dark as it's been for a long time. And I'll say this, PFT.

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No, you didn't do that. That's a fair take. And also, I understand that when an injury like that happens... Fans got to find a place. You got to blame someone.

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You got to go somewhere. I saw one thing that was being blamed, and I agree with it. We could do with less of the cameras in the tunnels when guys are on wheelchairs and they're crying.

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I didn't need to see Tatum in probably not only a painful moment, but a moment where he's realizing his next season might be done. I feel bad for the guy.

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He was having a moment where the world was crashing in on him. We don't need to see that. Have a little bit of respect for the guy at that point.

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Because there is, obviously, I can't relate at all to a professional athlete in terms of injuries, but anyone who's been injured in anything knows that it's like the injury happens, there's the immediate ow, it's pain, and then the moment of like, shit, I'm going to be injured for a while now. It's devastating.

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yeah thinking about what the injury means for your future right it's a crisis that you go through I didn't want to see that I didn't want to see him crying and all that stuff it was bad so we hope Jason Tatum gets hopefully we get good news because I do not want to see him injured I want to see Jason Tatum come back maybe more than anybody in this podcast so that we can make fun of him right oh if it was just an ankle roll imagine that Hank I would love that yeah because you would eat all those jokes yeah yeah like when Trevor Lawrence remember when he was crying maybe he was just embarrassed yeah

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Well, keep looking. We'll get one. It might be fine. The Wolves-Warriors game, the Warriors had a lead at halftime again. They just do not have enough offense.

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They just run out of stuff. They run out of ideas. Their ideas work great four and a half, and then they can't rely on mucking it up and getting mid-range and all this stuff. They can't. Four quarters is too much for them to do that.

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And Jimmy Butler... They're fighting, though. Jimmy Butler, who I think was under the weather going into the game, it was very clear the Wolves were like, all right, defensively, if we just pack the paint and don't let Jimmy Butler score on floaters and drives the basket and make him pass the ball out to the three-point line...

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They can't beat us, and that proved out to be true because they couldn't really hit shots from three, and Anthony Edwards was awesome again, and Julius Randle was awesome again. These two, like, together, I mean, we're wooing.

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We're wooing. Yeah, listen, they're a very, very fun team, and then with McDaniels just cleaning up the glass, just eating glass all day, they are going to be very, very tough to beat. I don't think the Warriors can beat them without Steph, not even a single game.

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Yeah, I wish we had Steph in this series because it would be a lot more fun. And, I mean, the Warriors are keeping these games relatively close. At the end of the game, again, they almost covered again in a crazy fashion. So, like, it looks like it was a seven-point game. It really wasn't in the second half because the Wolves just jumped all over them in the third quarter.

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But, yeah, I'm impressed with the Timberwolves. I think they're a very good team. I just wish we could see Steph. Similar to the Jason Tatum, you just don't want to see really good guys get hurt. I'm impressed with Kaminga, though. Yeah. Maybe fool's gold. What do you mean? I don't know.

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He's a weird one because he has really good games and he has bad games, but he's one of those guys, I think he's in his fourth year, where he's been in and out of the doghouse. So it's like, how much is it his confidence? And I don't know. I can't figure out Kameka.

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LeBron, he's going to opt out. He's going to opt out. Could he end his career in Cleveland? Could he fix everything? I don't think he's opting out. He might opt out to take less money, but that would be fun if he did the opt out. And we had like a day or two of being like calves last time.

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He was pretty efficient, though. Yeah, no, I'm saying he was trying to get out of the doghouse and then trying to shoot his way out and be like, I'm going to get my points.

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Right, right. I'm saying in the course of his career, he's had a very up and down, one step forward, two steps back kind of feel. But maybe this is where he fully steps forward and is like, oh, yeah, he can be a real option for them.

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Yeah. They're trying everything. And the Wolves are down to their eight-man rotation that works. And yeah, the Wolves are really good. All right. PFT, you are down. Hank, are you still with us? You're just looking for Tatum updates? Mm-hmm. Are you? He's locked in on the Caps. Who was that with the Caps?

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It's fair. These are fair points. You're down 3-1. Down 3-1. We talk about it in a little bit more depth with Yandel, but it's been no fun to watch this series at all. And it's a compliment to the Hurricanes. They have a way of sucking the soil out of you when you play hockey where you just can't get into the zone.

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That's the most frustrating part of watching a team that should be good on offense, not even being able to get the ball properly. or the puck into their zone. It's hard to watch. It's very frustrating. They're getting more chances on our power plays than we are. Their shorthanded opportunities are better than ours. So it's looked pretty bad.

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Yesterday was one of the worst days in Washington sports that you could ever draw up. It was really, really bad. Dropping to six with the Wizards in the draft, and then the Caps going out there and just doing nothing for two periods. The Caps just need to score first. That's my theory. It's just take advantage of the early game opportunities. Put a puck in the net, not a ball.

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Put a puck in the net and then see how the game goes from there because you can't play from behind against the Hurricanes.

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Yeah. We should talk about the lottery. So, crazy. The Mavs win the lottery. 1.8% chance to win the lottery. It was a coin flip with the Bulls, so they had the same record. They coin flip. The Mavs get 1.8%. The Bulls get 1.7%. Now, I don't think – I saw some people being like, if Boozless doesn't hit the buzzer beater against the Lakers, the Bulls get the number one pick. Yeah.

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Yeah, that's not how it works. They had a 0.1% better chance of getting the overall number one pick than you did because they won the coin toss. Their numbers would have been our numbers, maybe. I don't know if you swap numbers at that point. They probably get one extra number.

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Right. Yeah, true. Good point. That makes me feel better. Yeah, so it's not like that determined everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a really good point. So we got credentialed, and we were at the lottery. We might have gotten got. We're suckers. We're suckers. I'm a sucker. So shout out to the NBA. Very nice of them. They let us get credentialed, which we don't get credentialed for anything.

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We are suckers because we wanted to go. We got dressed up. There's a video coming out. I had to leave early because it was my son's birthday, but PFT and Max stayed for the actual lottery reveal. But we got there... Dressed like idiots in suits credentials, which like we are. We are. We're six year olds. They hand us a fucking picture of ourselves on a laminated card with a lanyard on.

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It would be fun. It is demoralizing. You're right. Because last year felt like the year where they learn how to lose.

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Hit the buffet. Yeah. Did the whole thing. Did the behind-the-scenes tour. They made us feel special going into the room. So the way the draft lottery works out is there's two rooms for everything. One room is where the real shit happens. And that's where they have all the numbers up on the wall. That's where the guy from Ernst & Young is supervising everything. That's where they do the drawing.

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And then after they do the drawing, they take the results in like a briefcase and they bring it out to the main room where they announce it to the world. So everybody that is supervising the draft lottery, as it actually happens in the real secret room, they get their cell phones taken away. It's like a conclave. They get locked in there. They're electing the Pope. Yeah.

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Right. Like last year, they were too young. And they were injured last year on the rise. They were injured last year. But that felt like for most Cavs fans, it's like, OK, let's focus on next season. That's when we can put it all together. They had a great season. So the expectations were super, super high for them. And yeah, this is this is going to be one that takes a while to get over.

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And they don't get their cell phones back until after it's been broadcast to the world. And then they take the results out, and that's where you see Hakeem Olajuwon. That's where you see Bub Carrington. That's where you see Jared McCain representing their teams is when they make that announcement after it's already happened. And we got the tour behind the scenes.

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We saw the official lottery ball machine that they have. Yep. I wanted to buy it. I told Max this, but when you looked at that, My first thought was, I would love to smoke out of this thing. You could turn that into a sick-ass bong. I want to blaze up out of there. Yep. Thanks, Hank. And being behind the scenes, we talked to them for a little bit. We started to make some jokes.

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I took out $80 in my pocket. I was like, I got $80 if you rig it for the Wizards. I took out a lot of hundreds. And then Big Cat opened up his wallet, took out some money, too. And they were like, okay, guys, time for you all to go. You behaved yourself for a little bit. Then we hit the buffet, which was underwhelming, to say the least.

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And we had a very interesting conversation before the actual lottery itself. I think he was head of PR for the NBA. Really nice guy.

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Came out and talked to us and explained to us the history of why the media is now welcome at the draft lottery. Because he used to see it behind the scenes. And then he was like, man, we got to get the media out here. Because if they really saw how this is done, they would know that it was impossible to rig this thing. Right. It's unrigable. And he was laying it on thick.

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He was doing a lot of unrigable talk. Yep. And we were eating it up. I still am eating it up. Shut the fuck up, Max.

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We did. It was funny because then afterwards when the Mavs get the first pick, I texted the guys. I was like, did we? Why were we there again? And then like, oh, yeah. We asked to be there. I know, but then they had us talking about how unrigable it is, and they gave us food and a lanyard and everything.

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Yeah. Obviously. Well, I thought about this last night because it sucked at the Wizards. Really, what was on the line for me, I had a 14% chance of becoming a Wizards fan last night. And the numbers did not hit. And I was excited about rooting for the Wizards again. So now it's back to the drawing board for me. But then I thought, you know, I got enough on my plate.

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But you do. It is nice to have that built an excuse to be like, yeah, we were injured. Yeah. It helps you get through the dark days.

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I don't need to worry about the Wizards. It's just, as Forrest Gump would say, good, that's one less thing. Yeah. So I'm okay with it. Back to not caring about the Wiz for me.

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Yeah, but it's crazy. I'm, in one part, happy for Mavs fans because they have gone through hell and Mavs fans did not trade Luka. So Mavs fans, I'm pumped for it. They actually deserve it. Nico Harrison, that fuck, does not deserve it. Unless it's rigged and he worked out a deal with the NBA, which you could tell me that. You could convince me that. Not rigged. I'd buy that. GM of the year.

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Yeah, GM of the year. He just knew how this was all going to play out. But, Max, you have to admit that there have been some interesting lotteries. Have there not?

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The Patrick Ewing, the LeBron to Cleveland, the Derrick Rose to Chicago. Then you go to the 2011. LeBron makes the decision. 18 months later, the Cavs get the number one pick. The 2012, the Hornets.

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Yeah. And and. They did win 64 games. That's not an easy task, but you just can't go out. If you win 64 games... You got to get to at least the conference finals, I feel like. And you can't go out this way unless it's like someone is out for the entire playoffs. But like, yeah, it's tough for the cast. Pacers are fucking good. The Pacers are good.

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Not shopping Luca. A clandestine trade. 2012, the Hornets, who are now the Pelicans, get the number one picks. The pick a few months after trading Chris Paul, which the NBA technically owned the team when they traded Chris Paul. Then a new owner comes. Whoa, they get the Anthony Davis pick. 2014, LeBron goes back to Cleveland. They get the number one pick. They get to trade it for Kevin Love.

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2019, the Pelicans trade Anthony Davis to the Lakers. They get Zion Mavs 2025. They trade Luca to the Lakers. They get Cooper flag. It's interesting.

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Max, here's where you're wrong. How much did they pay you? Here's where you can pick and choose, Max. They were very nice. Yeah, you're very happy with how things turned out for your Sixers. Correct. Very happy. Of course you're saying it's not rigged. But you can pick and choose. He's a buffet whore. Yeah.

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Oh, well, you were the cameraman. Interesting. Now, to be fair to Max, he might not have touched the buffet, but they only had healthy options at this buffet. Yeah, the buffet actually sucked. Like I said, subpar was like grilled chicken, quinoa, couscous, a lot of stuff that Max doesn't know how to pronounce, much less eat. So, yeah, it is true. You didn't touch the health stuff.

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But when you look at the teams where... Or the examples where it has been rigged, quote-unquote, you do find a lot of superstars coming out of the tops of those drafts.

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Like, you might rig it when it matters, and you don't rig it when it does really matter. I'm saying... I tend to believe the guy when he says that it's not rigged. He had a great way about him. Good mannerisms. They were nice enough to bring us behind the scenes. But also that shit's fucking rigged and I fucking hate it. And there should be an investigation.

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It's every sports conspiracy theory. We're like, if you had a gun to my head and you're like, you have to say yes or no. Was this rigged? I would say no. But is life more fun when you can explain the crazy outcomes of things by saying rigged?

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Yeah. Absolutely. It's way more fun. Just yell rigged out loud. It's fun. It was a big night too for people that don't really have a firm concept of probability to just throw out numbers out there. So I had some people telling me that since 2008, there have been five teams that had a 3% chance or less to win the lottery that have won the lottery.

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So that is something that should happen 3% of the time, but it's happening 29% of the time. That's not really the case because there's a lot of teams that have like 3% or less, and when you add up all their odds together, it becomes like they actually have, I don't know what it is, 20%, 30% chance?

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Right, like the Bulls got the pick that they were supposed to get. The Hawks got the pick they were supposed to get. Nothing changed with those.

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If you have under the new lottery system, if you have a bunch of teams that are like 3%, 2%, 1%, you add up all those percents together and it's like, oh yeah, there's like a 30% chance that one of the teams with bad odds is going to get the top pick. Right.

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Not individually, like the, for example, the Mavericks, there was not a high percentage that they would get the first pick, but there was a reasonable percentage that one of the bad teams could move up. But it was like, and you know who really made out like a bandit in all this? We're not talking about them. San Antonio Spurs. Yeah, they got the number two pick.

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But what you just said is a good point because I do think that the NBA, they were trying to fix a problem and they've made it kind of worse because they were trying to fix the tanking problem by flattening the odds a few years ago, which they did, where it was now instead of whatever it used to be, it's now 14% is the highest you can get odds.

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I don't think that works because I still don't understand how a lower market team can get better other than through the draft. And you have to, like, I get it. You don't want tanking, but it feels like there's even more teams tanking. There was, like, half the Eastern Conference wasn't playing at the end of the season.

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Yeah, if you're the Wizards, how do you get better? Right. If you're the Jazz, how do you get better? Yeah, I think the Wizards may be a little bit different because they do have, it is technically a big market in D.C., but it's not like a rabid fan base.

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And it's crazy because now who knows how the Celtics Knicks will finish. But obviously the Celtics are on the ropes. the Knicks could be hosting an Eastern Conference final. And we have, remember last year, all the ESPN stuff where they just didn't mention the Pacers in that series against the Knicks?

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You have to get drafted. You have to just hit on Steph Curry in the draft. Right. If you find a guy that slips a little bit and he develops into being somebody that nobody expected, that's one way to do it. But that's very, very rare to do. It's hard to get a free agent. I just don't know what else the Wizards can do right now. And if you're a Wizards fan... Right. Right. Right.

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If you're the Wizards front office, do you pick up that phone and do you call Nico and do you say, just take a flyer? Nico, we will offer you the number six overall pick for the number one overall pick and see what he says? Yeah, definitely. The chance isn't zero that he says yes. Yeah. There's a small chance.

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No, you got to just frame it in a way of like, hey, Nico, if you take the one overall pick and he ends up not being good, you could get fired. You're dead. If you take the six overall pick... People don't really expect a lot from that player.

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You could be good, dude. And if he's a solid rotational guy, then people will be like, damn, Nico knows how to find him. Yeah, diamond in the rough. Anyone can pick Cooper Flagg. I could pick Cooper Flagg right now.

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What is the outcome you guys are rooting for the most? For me, it's somehow the Niko trades the Lakers the number one pick and gets Luka back.

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Also, I think the funniest one, and I don't want this to happen for Mavs fans, but it would be very funny if he's like Cooper Flags bad on defense and takes Ace Bailey.

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Yeah. He's yeah. No, I, I'm saying it's not real. It's just, I mean, Luke is also really fucking good at basketball and Nico traded him. Uh, I do think that the honest thing is interesting. Because Giannis did say that he wants to play in a state with no income tax, reportedly. And I think the Bucs would absolutely do that trade, right? Yeah. In a heartbeat.

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I don't know what the fair compensation is, but like... If you're the Bucs and you're like, hey, we're not going to win with Giannis, but we can get Cooper Flagg and reset everything, and the Mavs would be an immediate with Giannis and Anthony Davis. Well, Kyrie's out. Did Kyrie have an Achilles too?

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He did, yeah. I could see Eric Adams lobbying the state of New York to be like, just suspend income tax for a year so we can sign Giannis.

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yeah just all after i i imagine that that would get people very upset not if they won that's true then they'd be very happy all right so before we do hot seat cool to our own show of hands uh rigged or not rigged who thinks it is rigged rigged i do memes you think it's rigged no oh so the booth boys all lotteries are fair oh okay all sports okay big of you memes Okay.

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I want to give credit to Max, though. So when they were announcing the order, at one point, Kevin Negande, he said that the Sixers are now... They've fallen out, and they will not get a, what, top six pick?

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So I like it. The Hicks versus the Knicks. And it's like the Pacers get they have that chip on their shoulder. And the only the only complaint I have about the Pacers in this run, because they are so much fun to watch, is they got to figure out the jerseys. That's it. That's the only thing I'll throw out there. I keep saying it. They look like the heat at home. But other than that.

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I mean, he could be back for the end of next year. It's like a year, right? Just worry about the Knicks, Hank.

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Thanks. So congrats, Max. I'm very happy that you got the number three overall pick. Yeah. Wait, so Max yelled out right away? Well, upon Max's reexamining of the video, there was like a gap. But he was the first person I heard say it. And it was pretty quickly after they made the mistake on the broadcast. And I kept making fun of Max. I'm like, no, you didn't. You loser. You dropped out.

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Yeah. All right, well, I'm sorry, PFT. It's okay. Good job, Max. Coin flip didn't go my way. And NBA rigged. Very rigged. Not rigged. I do not think that the Mavs were going to get it anyway.

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Hal Burton has risen a different, like an extra level. All the other guys are playing big time moments and making big time shots. They pass the ball so well. It feels like everyone's always getting good looks. And I'm happy for Miles Turner because going into the series, you're like, oh, Jared Allen versus Miles Turner or Evan Mobley versus Miles Turner. He's still good.

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No, because LeBron. What? Because LeBron. LeBron needed a solid young player. He needed a superstar on his team. So the Mavericks send Luka over. And in exchange, the Mavericks, they get the number one overall pick.

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Well, because that's the only hope you can have when they can't tank properly. So we haven't had odds that have been like... I think that if the Bulls were the worst team, we would just get the first pick, but they just can't. It's crazy. And the Mavs fans didn't deserve this.

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Also, credit to Pug. He had a great take. He hit us up last night. He said, yeah, but imagine if they kept Luka and got the number one overall pick, how much cooler that team would have been. We're like, no, Pug. They would not have gotten a lottery pick if they still had Luka.

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Yeah, I had to tell him right away. Luka on the team probably isn't in the lottery. He's like, oh, shit. But it would have been cool. Luka and Cooper Flagg would have been sick. Real sick. All right. Should we do Hot Seat, Cool Throne? Hank, are you still with us? Physically. Stop. So bad. You got to get to it. You're sitting on the wood, dude. And we're going to talk more hockey with Jens.

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Yeah. U.S. Open should be right now. Or I guess it would be in a couple weeks, but yeah. And it is in a couple weeks. It's in June? I believe so. Yeah. I like that it finished with PGA. I like that ending. I don't know why they did this.

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I'm not sure, but I saw the look on Hank's face. I don't want to bury the Celtics just yet. Hank got a little bit upset with the presumptive Knicks discussion. He's been in the league for 10 years. You got to think about it, Hank. That's our job. We got to look ahead sometimes. And right now it's three to one.

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The groundskeepers, though, they're like Cam Newton. Like, okay, all right, I see what you're saying. They're going to fuck with the course a little bit.

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I do like, though, the Quail Hollow. The 16 through 18 is called the Green Mile. That's kind of cool. Yep. Because it's, like, really tough, I guess, the end of the course. Yeah. Do you have a pick? No.

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I'm not. One thing at a time. But if game five doesn't go your way, you're going to have a full weekend of golf.

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If the Celtics lose, hypothetically, game five, how quickly do you check out on the rest of the NBA playoffs?

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So I my only thing is and we did find out last night that we have there's some people in the NBA front office that do listen to part of my take. So I'll make this case one more time. One last time. Free John Halliburton.

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I reassessed my life. There's some things that I can do better. I've already started to, like, do you know, you comment about the Lucky Charms. Did you not hear about the yellow Cheerios that I eat?

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Yeah. Bones. Yes. I reassessed my life and I realized that a life without constant access to soft serve ice cream is not a life I want to live anymore.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I've already made it very clear, too. We're only doing toppings on Friday. We are. We're only doing toppings on Friday. It sounds like you're anti-cream. Do you like the cream team? Do you think I put a good... So it's Zach, Jacob, and then I've added Ben Mintz as the special advisor to getting shit for free.

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You'll never eat it. Banned. Fine. Make the graphic, Henry Lockwood banned. Forever. Until you apologize and show real remorse, you are not allowed to have a single drop of that thing.

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All right, great. But I'm saying I'm going to be watching the tapes every night because I know the minute we leave, you're going to go get your ice cream.

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Have you thought about on an NFL Sunday, if you lose, if the Patriots lose a game, you're going to want to hit the ice cream machine immediately. Dude, soft-serve ice cream doesn't even have calories.

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Free Halliburton's dad. Yes. His time. He sat out. He missed the home games. This is Indiana basketball. This is as a state that has Hoosiers. Did they shun Dennis Hopper and Hoosiers? They got to bring him back. They got to bring him back for the Knicks. They ended up embracing him. They made him an assistant coach. He totally redeemed himself. You got to let the guy's dad be there at the games.

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No, I think we're going to keep it simple. Chocolate, vanilla, and a swirl twist. And then toppings on Fridays. Cones.

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I hate to have to do that to you. I don't care about anything. I really don't. I think Hank's just going to plead injury to all this. Yeah. Like anything that he says within 24 hours. They can't be held against him in court. He's grieving. Are you guys? I am. Are you guys all in? Well, no, I'm not.

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So you're not grieving. You're in denial. I'm focused. I'm focused on game five. Hank, that's the first stage of grief.

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Banned. Sorry for your loss, Hank. Thanks. You lost ice cream, too. I will hear an appeal. I will hear Hank's appeal in court knowing that he is in a very fragile state right now. But he has to at least appeal to get unbanned.

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I'm just saying toppings will be Friday only, so that way we keep a little of the calories down. The cream team is hard at work. Okay, PFT. My hot seat. Look at his face. That looks like a guy who's down in the dumps and just got banned from ice cream.

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Great. I think what's going to happen is Hank's going to sabotage the ice cream machine. No, I want you guys to be happy. Okay. No, you don't. That's not true. That's not true at all.

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We weren't talking about teams. Why'd you have to go there? Is happiness? I want you guys to be happy. You root for me to be better at golf?

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I said I hadn't changed my diet at all. I hadn't been eating more sodium. And then Mad Dog was like, didn't you just eat 15 days of gumbo in New Orleans? I was like, that's a valid point.

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Yeah. Hank, I know we're going to talk about the Celtics-Knicks, and we taped that portion earlier in the day, and we talked about Jerry O'Connell. Jerry O'Connell has...

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More ice cream. I'll shoot a diamond out of my dick once a month if it means I can have ice cream every day. Absolutely.

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That's a fair trade. I'd trade that in a heartbeat. I mean, a soft serve machine. It's like gold mine. It's a dream of mine. It's the best. I love soft serve ice cream. It's so good. And it's good for you.

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It's liquid, dude. That's just not true. Here's a list of carbs. Bread. French fries. Pasta. Rice. No, rice I don't even count as a car. It's so small. White rice. It's so small.

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It is. They're so small. I think the solution is just put up a sign over the ice cream machine that just says frozen yogurt machine. Yeah. Just label it as frozen yogurt. No fat frozen yogurt. Yep. But it's just ice cream inside.

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My hot seat is jockeys. Okay. Jockeys are on the hot seat because the jockey that won the Kentucky Derby, Junior Alvarado, he just got fined. He got slapped with a $62,000 fine. See you later, Hank. All right. See you, Hank. Apparently, he hit the horse too many times with the racing crop during it. So he hit the horse eight times sovereignty during the race. Wow.

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And the maximum that you're allowed to hit the horse is just six times. So they fined him $62,000. Normally, it's just a 10% fine. And his total purse from the race was $310,000. So he should have been fined $31,000. But it's his second offense in a calendar year. So they upped it up. Bad boy. They doubled the fine to $62,000. Also kind of the pussification of America.

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We can't even hit horses anymore. Yeah, that is. That is. Okay. Okay. And then my cool throne is Sharks. Sharks are on the cool throne because Trey Hendrickson, the pass rusher from the Cincinnati Bengals, gave a press conference today. He's unhappy with his contract still. They promised him that they were going to do a deal. They were going to work on something. And they just didn't do that.

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already gone on to the pacers yeah he's moved on he's moved mr bing bong has moved on to the pacers are you going to be using this as fuel for the celtics yeah i mean it's the playoffs you should never look ahead like that uh it's still game by game anyone can come back and and he's going to learn that the hard way that's what that's what hank's always said mr game by game mr game by game don't look ahead do not look ahead i did like do the paces scary a little hank

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Apparently, the Bengals did not live up to their end of the bargain when it came to honoring a verbal commitment to rework something and get them paid. So he kind of rescinded his no trade. He had a trade request earlier this offseason, and he kind of backed off from that because he thought that they were trying to work things through.

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But then apparently they went back on that, so now he's on the offensive, and he said there's provoked shark attacks and there's unprovoked shark attacks. And right now this is a provoked shark attack that he's doing to the media. where he's going after the Bengals and complaining about the way that they treat him. It sounds like he's not going to play for – he doesn't want to play this season.

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He says that he doesn't want to play this season. They asked him, at this point, do you want to be a Cincinnati Bengal? He said, that's a tough question. And then he talked about animosity, and he used the analogy of provoke shark attacks. That's what he's dealing with right now.

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It feels like that might be the burning of a bridge right there. Yeah. So I don't know. I guess my takeaway from this is that the Bengals might be the only team that would say, yeah, well, we don't give a fuck. We're not trading you. I dare you to go the whole season without playing.

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And so Hendrickson has himself in a tough position because he does have a contract. He is under contract right now. And that's kind of the price that you pay when you sign a three-year deal or a three-year extension. And then you overperform it, and then you want to get paid. Now, the Bengals are famous for asking people to take pay cuts if you don't play up to your expectation. Right.

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So the Bengals are going to have it both ways, but as the NFL goes, the teams have a lot more leverage. So I guess Trey's going to try to just sit out and see if they'll trade him. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like they won't.

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Well, no, they'll trade him if they get a good offer. They would rather get the asset than, yeah. All right. My hot seat is the NFL because we said this on Sunday. I'm so sick of this fucking schedule release week. It sucks. It fucking sucks. Give me the whole schedule. Stop giving me a piece of a game here and there.

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We found out the Eagles and the Commanders are playing on... You're not on right now. The Eagles and Commanders are playing on the 20th, Saturday the 20th. Of December. Of December. Packers-Bears. The Eagles and Bears are playing on... It's just Eagle schedule release.

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It's driving me insane. I fucking hate it. Just give me the whole schedule. They've completely ruined something that was kind of fun. And now it's just become because now I'm piecing it all together. We spent we were at the NBA draft lottery like for 20 minutes trying to piece together what the Christmas Day games might be.

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And like, it's just so stupid. So it's looking like, yeah, the Eagles have a game week 10 Monday Night Football against the Packers. They are just, yes. Yeah, they're playing opening day against the Cowboys. It's been a lot. They did the international schedule as well. The Commanders are playing against the Dolphins in Spain.

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They're going Dublin, then London. Yeah. Steelers and then the Browns back-to-back. It does suck. It does suck. I understand that you want to... The problem is it's each broadcast partner that wants to have their moment in the sun where they get all the attention on one of their games. But no one asked for this. We're going to watch the games anyway.

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Just give us the whole fucking schedule and stop with the leaks and stop with the morsels. Just give us the whole fucking schedule. And also, fuck you to the people who are like, it doesn't matter. We already know the opponents. That's Max. How they go matters a lot. It does. It also matters for people who are trying to make trips around this.

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It also matters if you're, like, I really enjoy complaining if you're like, the NFL fucked us because we have to play, like, two games in a matter of six days. Right. You know, like, that whole shit. Like, complaining about getting bad rest when it matters the most, when your bye week is. Yep. It's fun to complain about that, but also you could do all this by just releasing the schedule.

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Release the fucking schedule. The entire schedule. So annoying. Just mainline it to us. But yeah, we were looking at the Christmas week games, and Big Cat and I were like, well, fuck, that means that if you do the math... we're going to be playing each other on Christmas.

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And then we started planning the part of my take schedule for that week with the understanding that the commanders are probably playing the Bears on Christmas. And then all that might be wrong, too.

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Yeah, because we realized that we were planning it like it was last year when it was Wednesday was Christmas, so the Saturday games had to be the Wednesday games. This year it's Thursday's Christmas, so they can absolutely use the Sunday games for Thursday games.

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We were just being dumb. But that's the NFL's fault and all this shit for making us guess. Hank, you still with us?

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Nope. No, he's not. Hank has been checked out. It's okay. I get it. This is one circumstance. I'll give Hank a pass. Oh, absolutely. I'll give Hank a pass on this. Absolutely. That's bad news that he has to deal with.

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It's really, really shitty news. The long injury thing is devastating. It's not, oh, he's out for two or three weeks. It's devastating. It fucking sucks beyond belief. All right. My cool throne is, you know what? I'm going to do a reversal. My cool throne is college grads because they're graduating right now. And I see all the pictures and everyone's like, oh, it's graduation.

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And I'm sure there's some college grads listening right now that are freaking out. Don't freak out. I think we've given this speech before. There's a lot of pressure when you graduate college because you're like, holy shit, I got to go in the real world. There's going to be one friend who's making more money than everyone else. You feel pressure from that. You're 22 years old.

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You got so much time to figure some shit out. you're probably going to fuck up. You're probably going to hate your job or you might love your job. Whatever happens, you've got time to fail at a job, hate a job, quit a job, love a job, and then reimagine yourself a couple years later. You're still 25.

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You know the guys in college that sometimes might not be doing so well and they pretend to their parents that they're doing well and when in reality they're failing? Do you think there's anybody out there that has told their parents that they did not graduate this year

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when they did graduate, so they can just go back to school for one more year and just hang out in town and do Forge report cards and be like, I'm doing a lot better this year, guys. Getting Bs instead of Ds.

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Jerry's little man bun that he's got going right now is elite too. I didn't know he was capable of that. I didn't know he had that shot in his bag. But yeah, he pulls it off.

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That is, though, the one... Because it sucks graduating college, that feeling of like, oh, shit, the four years are over. The one saving grace is... When all your friends leave together, like I remember going back to Madison like two years after I graduated and I didn't know, I knew like a couple people and I was like, well, this isn't what college, you know what I mean?

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So it doesn't feel, the idea of like leaving and having all your friends stay and still doing college, that's not reality.

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Right, Hank? Yep. You know what, Hank? Nice. I feel bad for you. No, I feel bad for him. I feel bad for him. He's going through a lot right now. He just privately in a moment in the next couple of weeks, just be like, hey, you know what? I was wrong about, you know, the ice cream machine. It rocks. That's all I'll ask. It doesn't even have to be public. But unbanned.

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And Tatum injury sucks a lot. It does. Yeah. Okay. Game five. Game five. On the wood. Joe Mazzulla, looking you in the eyes. I need this, Hank. Come on.

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Yes. So jealous. When we say that... I want to clear something up. When we say that we as a podcast don't root for injuries, that's not entirely true. Because memes definitely roots for injuries.

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All right? Probably do. Also, cool throwing all the dead guys in baseball. Oh, yeah. Because they got unbanned.

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Shoeless Joe Jackson. The rule was, I think Manfred said, if you're dead, then you're off the banned list. Yeah. Which is how it should be. It's a lifetime ban, right? Their lifetime's over. Get them off the list.

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Disgusting Fleming. He's Fleming that. But yeah, I'm happy for the Pacers. I'm happy for Pacers fans. It will be fun to watch whoever it is. They play in the next round. There you go, Hank. How much they shun them and pretend that the Pacers aren't involved in the series. We will on this podcast. be repping the Pacers and saying the Pacers deserve more credit throughout the entire series.

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After he does. Yeah, he should just fake his death and show up to Cooperstown. That would rock. Also, it sucked for Oswaldo Cabrera. That injury was brutal. Yeah, so that's a pretty shame. Okay, let's get to our interviews. We got Yans talking hockey, and then we got Pablo Torre talking Jordan.

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Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very special guest. It is our guy, Keith Yandel. That was three verys. That's better than the none I got last time. You got none last time?

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That's not true. I always don't know what to do with our friends and coworkers. You know what I mean? It's a little different because you're our guy and you're our colleague. So it's like, yeah. A very, very intimate guest. Yeah, very intimate guest. It is Yans. We're going to talk some playoff hockey. Actually, you know what?

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Let's start with, you know, we're taping this on Tuesday morning, so the Leafs and Panthers will play game five. But let's talk about that series first because you banged the drum on Sunday night. How much credit do you get for the win, like dominant win by the Panthers on Sunday night?

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Yeah. So this series, would you say it feels like seven feels like we're going seven? Is that fair to say? And is it like how is how is you and how are you and biz like getting on right now? Because it feels like it's gotten contentious on spitting chiclets.

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If ESPN, if they have Stephen A. Smith doing speeches and tunnel walks, we'll do a tunnel walk. We'll do a speech. We'll represent for the smaller markets.

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Yeah, see, I think you're right that you'll go back to being friends if the Panthers win. But if the Leafs win, I think it's even worse if the Leafs keep winning. Imagine the Leafs win the Stanley Cup. You might not ever hear from Biz again. He might just move into the front office there.

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for the panthers to win this series we can kind of you know just agree get him off talking about you know the beliefs agreed would do would you say that you deserve credit for that win or would you say that what you did banging the drum was just a continuation of the momentum that the costco guys started when they banged the drum that's what i was worried about i found out

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Oh, I like that. So in terms of the actual play on the ice, what is it about the Panthers that, because I would assume you're confident that they can win this series, even though they have to win at least one game in Toronto, but do you think they're overall the better team? And also, I know we're taping this before the game, like, How much justice is Kachuk going to get tonight after that?

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That was a shitty hit by Domi, I would assume. In terms of in the locker room, are you guys afterwards being like, what was that? The game was over, and he cross-checked someone into the boards.

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That would be good. That would be good. I don't have Stephen A. Smith's phone number. We know Pat McAfee, so the choice is easy. We'll have our sword. Take our sword in this battle. All right, and then we had an awesome game in the second game, the Thunder and Nuggets. It felt like the Nuggets were going to win that game, and then they just could not make a shot in the fourth quarter.

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Also, shout out to Players Association because I think that's the maximum allowable fine, right? They love to say that, $5,000, and then they're like, that is the maximum that we can do up to this point. $5,000, it does seem like a slap on the wrist.

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Also, by the way, you just said Wednesday night, I'm an idiot. I didn't realize that Game 5 is Wednesday night, so this actually all works. This preview, we're not going to see another game. So, yeah, is Kachuk going to go out there and fight right away?

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I heard a nasty rumor. Maybe you can tell me if this is true or not. Nasty rumor that the Leafs hung out on the beach before the game and dehydrated them being out in the sun, that their fair Toronto complexion wasn't built for the South Florida sun. Is that true? Is there any validity to these rumors that I'm hearing?

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It must be nice for the Maple Leafs, too, especially when they play in southern towns like Colorado or Miami. In the United States, they don't get recognized, I would assume, going around town, right?

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All right. So other series I want to talk about the Oilers and the Knights. It feels like the Oilers are, I mean, they're up 3-1. Yeah. Tell me this, though, because Skinner had an incredible shutout after Saturday night. Was I right in my assessment? Like, I don't know hockey very well, but where Skinner was for that buzzer beater was just insane. Like, that was just bad.

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It was crazy. Like, they just kept – I mean, we had the Russ air ball. They just couldn't find offense, and the Thunder, That felt like one of those, you know, how on Friday night they lose that OT game and it was like, ooh, the Nuggets just know how to win these games. Feels like the Thunder are starting to get up to speed where it's like these crunch time, big time moments.

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Like, you can't be that far out, and you have to hug the post there. Is that a correct assessment? Because it seemed like something, like, how does that happen?

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Do you believe in Skinner? Because that was an incredible... you know, come back to be like, hey, here's a shutout because he has that happen on Saturday night. I think people, I even saw people tweeting like he can't play again in this series, which seemed a little knee-jerk reaction, then gets a shutout on Monday night. Do you believe in him going forward?

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Or is that like the one, the weak link where you're like, hey, he's got to hold up. I don't know if he can actually do it.

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Game fives are always important, especially when it's 2-2. And the Thunder kind of grew up a little bit tonight. Yeah.

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Got it. So can we talk about my caps for a second? It's been a painful series to watch. Watching the Hurricanes brand of hockey, it's tough, especially when they're kicking the shit out of you. I mean, it's bad enough if you're just watching them casually, but if you're on the receiving end, it's a real tough watch to get through.

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My takeaway is that the Capitals, they look like they've lost a lot of the energy that they had at the end of the season and in the first round of the playoffs. For whatever reason, they seem like they're kind of coming out there flat. And we're missing a lot of opportunities early in the first periods of these games.

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And every time that happens, you can mark that down as being like, that's going to be the difference in this game because Caroline is going to get out to a lead. And then we're going to have to press and try to score the third period and then leave things open on the back end. And their counterattack is so good that they'll just end up scoring if you end up pressing too hard.

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I was going back and forth because it felt like it was a Jamal Murray game where Jamal Murray was giving you enough as the number two option where the Nuggets usually win those sorts of games. But then the fourth quarter, he just kind of disappeared and he quit making his shots. It basically became like, okay, pick and roll at the top of the key and then Jokic do something magical.

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So my takeaway as just a casual is you've got to score all the opportunities early. But what have you seen from the series?

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I hear you. The Canes are so dangerous on that counterattack when they muck up the neutral zone. And I think our only power play goal is in a five-on-three situation. It wasn't even five-on-four. And it seems that even when we've got a power play, the Hurricanes are the ones that are getting the better scoring opportunities on the counterattack.

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They're having more opportunities for shorthanded goals than we are having solid opportunities on a five-on-four. It's crazy watching. So credit to the Hurricanes. They're obviously a very good team. I don't particularly like watching them play. But if there's a way to turn it around, I think that if the Caps win game five at home, it might go seven. That's my take.

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I got to do it one game at a time. If we win at home, then I think we're going to go into Carolina and win game six.

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And he is capable of doing magic shit like – There's sometimes when – even when he gets tired, he plays like a dad just dominating in pool basketball. Right. Just dudes hanging off him, spinning around, using the glass, and it felt like that was going to be the story of this game, but he didn't have enough help.

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It might be loser talk, so I'm not going to say it. But if I were to do loser talk, I would say it's important to remember, in perspective, this cap season was way better than anybody ever expected. I'm not going to say that, obviously, because we're still playing.

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So I was going to say, like, this cap season, watching, like, it's way, like, we've outblown the expectations.

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Eyes on the prize. We're a gape. Our team, we lead the league in being a gape. Are you familiar with a gape?

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I got a strategy question for you, Jens. Like, when we get deeper in the playoffs, you'll see teams switch up lines later in a series. Like, the Blackhawks, the Quinville used to do, like, Tays and Kane on the same line when it got, like, to game five. It's like, you need a win. What happens in the locker room when the coach switches up the lines?

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Yeah, it was basically like which help showed up because SGA had his 30, 31. Jokic was just bounced back from his – slew of like a subpar games with 44 and it just happens that the the thunder were able to make the big shots from the other guys like even lou dort who couldn't hit a three to start the series or these playoffs uh you know hit some big shots caruso was everywhere as always uh

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Yeah, the supercharged lines always pump me up when I see it later in playoffs. They're like, oh, they're just going for it. They're just going to basically be like, this line will win this game for the team. What about in terms of the course of the playoffs? Because you had some deep runs.

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Is there a point where, not that it drags on because it's playoff hockey and you're pumped, but where it's like, okay, this is where you have to focus a little bit more because exhaustion does start to take a toll?

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Yeah, we got to talk about Miko Rantanen because what he's doing is absolutely insane. Although they did prove that they can score without him. I think he had – how many goals in a row was it that he either assisted on? It was 13. 13 consecutive goals that he either assisted on or personally scored. That streak came to an end in their last game. But he does have nine goals in six games.

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And so, yeah, it felt like the rest of the Thunder stepped up in a way that the Nuggets weren't able to find someone because it was just Jamal Murray and Nikola Jokic scoring.

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I think a moose for hockey. You got to have a moose. Yeah, because a moose is like cold weather, like Canada.

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That's true. Yeah, that's a good point. When I hear people say like, oh, yeah, we got this horse, I feel like that's a fast guy, scores a lot of goals, but you got to have a moose if you want to win a cup.

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Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. All right, so in that series, the other question, because that game is tonight, so we are taping before game four. Hellebuck has been really bad on the road. It's crazy. I think they've had 10 games total in the playoffs, 34 goals he's given up, 21 of them have been on the road. So what is that? Is it mental? What's going on, and is there a fix?

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They didn't get much from anyone else, and you could see it at the end when they just had no options and no one could hit a shot for them, and they were just putting basically the entire defense on Jokic and being like, anyone else hit a shot and we can live with it, and they couldn't hit a shot.

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All right, so obviously you're going to pick the Panthers to come out of the East. Do you want it to be another chicklet? Do you want it to be a chicklet Stanley Cup where it's you versus Witt, or you think that it's going to be the Stars?

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Yeah, so if the Oilers somehow hoist the Cup, are you ready to pick up the slack and come on PMT more often? Because I don't think we'll ever be able to have Witt on again.

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Yeah, Dort went back-to-back-to-back with three-pointers. I love when he does that. And then the hustle play, run out of bounds. I love watching that guy play.

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Yeah, but we just can't. He has been a lot more calm, but we can get him rattled by just saying Connor McDavid hasn't won the big one, even though I love watching Connor McDavid play the game. I understand it's a team sport. I don't actually think he's a choker, but it's fun to say that to Witt and watch him get upset.

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And he has been bad. He's had moments where he's played himself off the court. They have not been able to use him because his shooting, his – The way that the Thunder are set up, like Lou Dort plays defense, and he's going to get some open looks. He's got to hit those open looks.

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Well, what's crazy with Biz, I heard this on Chicklets the other day. Biz, he's evolved from saying we, you know, with the Maple Leafs. Sometimes we do that on – actually, we do that a lot on part of my take. We're like we, us when referring to the team. He's jumped all the way past that. Now he's saying I.

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Yeah. Yeah. And you don't even need – I don't even think you need a Panther fan. I think you need like a biz super fan that just wants to talk his ear off.

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Yeah, good call. Good call. Yeah, use Oldie to get to him. He'll never see it coming. Yeah. Yeah, I think this all started because Wiz got a Maple Leafs jersey, right? Or like a jacket, the team cinema jacket. And then like a little kid that gets something from their favorite team, he now thinks that that's his team.

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I think he was shooting like 29% before tonight, and then tonight he started hitting those big threes, and that's a big difference for their offense.

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That's an all-time stretch, too, to be like, they kind of wanted me, I think. So now I've dedicated my life to them.

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Are you worried at all for a potential Panthers, Hurricanes, Eastern Conference final, and losing the Henry Lockwoods of the world? Because Hank has said he's out. He's out if it's Panthers, Hurricanes.

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I want to see more of the series. I hope it goes seven because this has been a really fun one to watch, and the others, it's like kind of fast-forwarding, looking forward to getting to the next round. This one, I love this matchup. I wish that they could play 20 more times.

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Did you hear Hank, when we started the playoffs, he said that he didn't know the Bruins didn't make it until he looked at the playoff schedule and didn't see them there.

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He said he looked at the schedule. He's like, hey, where's the Bruins game? Oh, my God. All right, Jens, you're the best. Everyone listen to Spittin' Chicklets. They're doing awesome live shows, too, during the week. They're doing watch-alongs, so they got the best hockey content this time of year by far. All year, but especially this time of year. Thanks, Jens.

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We've got a lot of big games coming up, none bigger than the Knicks at the Celtics. Hank, you're going to be at the game. I will be at the game, yes. Don't give up the ship. Don't give up the ship. You're going to be there on the wood? On the wood. Feet on wood. If somebody else wants to get into that game, what are we looking at on game time?

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Yeah, I need a game seven. I need a game seven. What's that look, Hank? Hank's mad. You mad about something?

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Yeah. So. All right. So before we start, I think journalists to journalists, because we are journalists as well. I think we have to just lay all of our cards on the table and admit any of our bias or any any ulterior motives. We'll start. We're Team Jordan because Hank told us that if we ever want to get Bill Belichick on the show, we got to be Team Jordan. So we ride with our queen.

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Witch hunt. Witch hunt. You have your sources. What about our sources that say that you're just jealous of their love?

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All right. So, so talking real here, uh, I guess like from the start, uh, the reason why your, your podcast is successful and I enjoy it very much is you do do real journalism on on sometimes trivial topics. And I would say this is probably a little bit of a trivial topic, although there is some weird like, hey, this is the best coach of all time. What the hell is going on?

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So when did you start when you were like, I'm going to go down this path, like I'm actually going to figure out what is going on here?

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So we appreciate you doing that because the podcast was fantastic. I learned a lot. It was also fun to hear how you guys discussed it.

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One of the more explosive claims from it was the underdog commercial, that this was a pattern of Jordan inserting herself into multiple commercials now, where she said, okay, I've got an idea, maybe a better idea for this commercial, where it's Bill and her at the pool. She's trying to get his attention. You said that they might have filmed it, but they also might have just pretended to film it.

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to satiate her and her request. Have we made any progress on that? Do we know if there's actually any film of this?

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All right, so in terms of timeline, you were already investigating what was going on when the famous CBS interview happened. Is that right? Yes. So the CBS interview happens, and that was – it's crazy because – It felt like Jordan was basically trying to not, she was trying to hide something, but it had the reverse effect where everyone was like, holy shit, what is this?

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And everyone started looking at it. So when that happens, are you like, oh, here we go. Like this is, this is now going to be a huge story that people want to talk about.

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I'm sorry for being not BFT. It's not nice. Please. Please be nicer. I'm going to be, I'm going to be nicer to Hank specifically in the future. That's nice. You know what else is nice? I have something nice. It's nice that we don't have to do all the inside the NBA tributes. Yeah. Like, I feel like that was the big conversation last year.

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Yeah. Do you have the footage of the CBS interview uncut? Because I would assume there was from everything I've read, there was more than one interruption during the course of that interview. And obviously there's been reported that it was a 30 minute walkout.

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It's like, Oh no, we're going to be losing these guys in a year. And now it's like, okay, well they're coming back next year. Yeah. That's cool. We don't have to, we don't have to deal with that loss to Michael Jordan. Yeah.

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So do you have any idea why she didn't want him to answer that question? I know it's been speculated that maybe there's a reality show coming out or some show between the two of them where she's like, that's that's our IP. And so I want to save that. I don't want to give that away on on CBS Sunday morning.

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michael jordan's gonna be dude if so there's news i think it was what tuesday morning uh or no sorry monday morning i can't i can't get my days straight uh that mj is doing uh and he's doing peacock right yeah he's gonna be on the peacock uh he's gonna be an occasional contributor so not all the time but he's gonna he's gonna parachute in if mj has to give picks He has to give picks.

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19 years old. So obviously, there's a big age gap that makes some people uncomfortable. Not going to disagree with that. But 19 and 20, they are both over 18. So that's the weird part to me. Why? I don't understand why 19 and 20 makes a huge difference from their perspective. The age gap is already what it is.

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Have you gone back at all through the Manning cast, all the appearances that Belichick made in the media from his house or from his studio? Is she behind the scenes running the camera on that? Can we go back and say, oh, she's in the room for all this?

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So what we've seen since the pod came out and since the CBS Sunday morning thing came out is kind of the UNC brass is kind of clearing things up. Or they're issuing public statements saying that she does not work for the program. She's Bill's personal social media person, personal PR person. Doesn't have anything to do with UNC football.

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And then today Belichick said that he's excited to be back in meetings. He's probably the first person who's ever said that. And that she has nothing to do with UNC football. So is that something that's changed in the last week?

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No, you know he won't. They won't let him, but he has to. I think he might. I think he might weasel it in there. I would love if he not only gave picks, but he also like, he's like, all right, we're going to go to MJ's picks tonight. And he's like, all right, I got the Knicks. I got the Nuggets. And here's what you're going to want to do if you have 14 and the dealer showing eight.

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So this is at its core a very relatable story in that everyone knows a friend who maybe had a significant other who they didn't really approve of, but you can't be the guy who says, hey, I don't like your girlfriend or I don't like your boyfriend because you know that that will just drive a wedge in your friendship with them.

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And now that all this has come out, they finally have their opening to be like, hey, we've been thinking this for a while and now we can act on it.

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It's like Bill Belichick has become a vehicle for her ambitions, for everything that she's just like channeling everything that she thinks she knows about the world through Bill, who has a big presence already. And so now she's got a big platform with which to make these mistakes that maybe somebody just starting in the industry might make on a low-key basis. And she's a queen.

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Yeah, we said that. I don't know if you heard that part, but that actually is illegal. You never ask a woman's age, so jail for you.

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Well, that's us. That's us. I did have a question. I asked this on the last podcast because it just occurred to me. With the timeline of everything, Is there a chance that she had anything to do with Bill not getting any NFL jobs?

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I want MJ just unloading the clip. I think I mean, if we're being honest, why do you think MJ is doing this? I think he probably had the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, right? Damn it. I got to get a job.

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Did she design that stupid fucking lighthouse at Gillette? It wouldn't shock me if she was behind that fake lighthouse.

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Yeah, if you know the motivation behind it, then you can truly understand the story behind the lighthouse. But as it stands, it's just a piece of kitsch. But if we knew that she was involved, then you truly understand.

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What's up? PFT pointed this out the other day on our group text, and I did see, I think the New York Post might have reported about it. What's up with the ring camera stuff? So there was the famous Bill Belichick leaving a house, farting in a ring camera, and then there was an article I read yesterday that was like, the family is now worried that how did this get out and who might've leaked this?

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I think he also like this is this is a part. Legacy is obviously important. And like being on TV is important. He hasn't he doesn't do he doesn't do media like at all. So I think being in the conversation like you see Gretzky out there, obviously, like Charles Barkley had an incredible NBA career. He he is well known far past. Is it like compared to like some of the guys he played with?

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Right. That's what I was thinking. I just I was driving home from work. I texted the guys. I was like, do we think that that she released that video? And if so, why would what would her angle be? And the only angle I could think of and what we know about Jordan would be that maybe she was pressuring Bill to be public with the relationship.

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Yeah. So I love watching him play Elijah Martin. He might be the best dunker in college basketball right now. Yeah, that dunk changed the energy of the game. That's how I evaluate NBA talent, based on how you dunk in college. And Elijah Martin, yeah, I'd take him one.

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He's bigger than what's-his-name, Hawthorne. Yeah, he's better. I don't know how you pronounce his name, but he's better offensively clearly than Condon has been. Yeah. But then Condon, yeah, he's a bigger body on defense.

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They didn't have their best game and they still beat Auburn. Because Walter Clayton. Which is pretty good.

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Yeah. He was incredible. Incredible. Now, I think Big Cat, Houston's going to be a little bit different than Florida in terms of defending Clayton.

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Yeah, he's great. He's an awesome player. This game had way too many reviews.

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And it got to the point where players were doing the look at it again for things that I didn't care if they got right or not.

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now but it was great watching these even when you know one team would pull away because florida had what uh they were down by eight points at halftime yeah even when the game wasn't that close in the moment you could still watch these guys play and be like these are two great teams that are playing each other yes it felt good to feel that way about college basketball yes and have a final four actually deliver uh on a game that we we needed we need some good games so the second game was a fantastic game the second game was incredible uh houston would you say all time

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Yeah, so if you look at the stats for Duke's offense, I think they had one basket from the field in the last 10.5 minutes of the game. Can we pull up this video from Mike underscore J-A-G-A-C-K-I? They also had— Because this is Houston in practice. Is it the diving around? Yeah, this is what Houston does every single practice. They have two guys line up, and then the coach throws the ball.

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I don't know if that's Kelvin Samps or not. Somebody throws the ball out. Then they just wrestle on the court to see who gets the loose ball. That's how Houston plays all the time. This is an awesome way to end practice at an elite college. They're running into the walls and shit, wrestling each other. Yeah. And that's how they play.

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And at the end of the game, when they get that steal off the inbounds pass, that was Sean James that was inbounding that, right? I thought he might have had a concussion earlier in the game when he landed on his head. So he inbounds the ball. It gets deflected twice, bounces out to take the three, and then the putback dunk on it.

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And he was crying. He was crying. He made Jim Nance cry tears of joy at the end of it. In March Madness. Which was incredible. Here's some fun stats about Duke. And actually, before we get to the fun stats about Duke, Cooper Cup is awesome. Sorry, Cooper Flag is awesome. He's an... Are we doing the Duke stuff? Are we getting the Duke hater on? Let me get to it. He's not clutch.

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I'm going to get to it. He had a great game passing the ball. He had a great game just making the right decision. Great game defensively. He was doing it all. But as our good friend and recurring guest Skip Bayless would like to know, Does he have the clutch gene? And I sat down. I watched 15 minutes of Skip Bayless breaking down Cooper flag.

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And when I say 10 minutes of those 15 minutes were actually Skip Bayless talking about LeBron and the ways that he's disappointed him. It was a perfect video from Skip Bayless. He reminds him so much of LeBron James, except he might be a better free throw shooter. than LeBron James. But at the end of the game, you got to get up if you want to get it in. He didn't get it up. No.

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They're the only team to have a higher field goal percentage, more free throw attempts, more assists, fewer turnovers, more steals, and lose in the history of the NCAA tournament. Other teams were 335-0 when doing that in March Madness. Best team ever analytically. Does Coach K win this game?

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That's what a lot of people do when they retire. I would say every person does that when they retire.

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You know what I was thinking about? I was thinking about how many more national title appearances that UNC had in that same time span.

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What I'm doing, I'm sorry that you got caught by a stray, Big Cat, but it was a stray.

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It was a stray, but I'm trying to defend my Roy Williams better coach in North Carolina while he was in North Carolina than Coach K was. Take. which is aging like wine because I'm counting this as a Final Four loss for Coach K because he was so close to the court.

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A true point guard. Proctor seems pretty comfortable with just standing there on the court. He looks like he should be bringing the ball up the court every single time, but what he likes to do is get down court and then stand at the edge, stretch the defense a little bit, and then not get the ball and not shoot it.

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Do you think the fact that Coach K has stepped away from the team has led to their lack of conditioning, which Houston excels in, and that's what made them get the tired legs at the end of the game? Good question. Because John Shire wants to be like, I'm not like all the other coaches. I'm a cool coach.

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I was stunned. Stunned. You know what? Okay, I agree with Skip Bayless and Big Cat in that Cooper Flagg probably doesn't have the clutch gene. If I'm drafting number one in the NBA draft and I'm, I don't know, the Utah Jazz, I would pass on him. Yeah. And let whoever is picking after take him because you're not going to win with him.

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What if this was Con Nipple's ultimate payback? This was like the Count of Monte Cristo, where he waited all these years, decided, no, I don't want to stay in state. I want to get recruited by Duke.

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Okay. Don't care. You get them all. Here's where it backfires in Duke fans because they'll incessantly show this replay. Not realizing that it makes everybody happy to watch. Yes. It's the total reverse. It's the complete reverse. Because is that a call every single time? Probably not. Is the fact that it happened to Duke, does that make the majority of people who watch it very happy?

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You're absolutely right. That's actually a highlight reel for everybody else. Not one that you can be like, we got fucked. Because it's like...

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It's like when we're talking to Titus, we get to say, Duke let me down. Yeah. I'm disappointed by Duke because I did think that they were the best team in the country. I did. And they were fun. They were the funnest Duke team to watch that I've seen in probably 30 years. And they let me down. They let America down.

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But again, they also gave America quite a blessing because America had the White Lotus memes ready to go. Oh, yeah. And that would have gone to the sad graveyard of unused memes and...

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Yeah, I mean, it's been great watching him. That's been one guy that pretty much since I was in college, I've gotten the pleasure of watching Ovi score that same goal over and over and over and over again. Some call him a one-trick pony. That's not the case, but he is very, very good at that one trick. Yes.

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So that goal that he scored, it was awesome to see him score it from his office against the Islanders. That's the same place where Gretzky scored his last goal, too. They did it in the exact same number of games. I noticed that Memes was running the account today, so he made sure to post about all class by the Islanders congratulating Ovechkin. That was the first thing that he posted today.

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That was the first goal content? No, the first goal content. He had a graphic. And then the first highlight after that goal was the Islanders congratulating Ovi. But I agree. Memes. All class. Great job by the boys in the barn. Great win today. The game on Friday, though. I watched him play against the Blackhawks.

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Big Cat, I don't know how you deal with this motherfucker, Jerry Reinsdorf, because it was on NHL Network. It was a nationally broadcast game. I couldn't watch it. I had to download an app and then pay $20 to be able to watch a month's worth of Blackhawks games.

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Walter Clayton, just do it again. I think they're going to do a better job than most of limiting Walter Clayton.

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I should never have seen that video of them wrestling around for the ball at practice because that's going to change everything in terms of how I analyze Houston. I can't go against these guys now. I just can't do it.

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I don't know what the rules are, but I do know that a lot of them make more money in NIL than they would in the WNBA.

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Yeah, so where is she going to play? Is it the Wings? Who has the number one pick?

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I think she might be a better WNBA player than Kaitlyn Clark. What about that? Whoa. Whoa. What about that?

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Shout out to Gino Auriemma. Wait, are you simming it? I think they already did the lottery, didn't they? Because they're going to draft them and then they'll have to play real soon.

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I don't want to give him money. He sucks. So I paid 20 bucks. I need to cancel that subscription immediately so I can get my money back. But the game on Friday was awesome because Ovi had what ended up being the game winning goal. And then he could have stayed on the ice to get a hat trick with an empty netter. And he told Carberry, the coach, no, don't put me in the game.

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Let's go Mystics. Is it M-I-S-S space T-I-C-K-S or is it M-Y? There we go. That was a joke, Max. Yeah, I think Paige Buckets. I think she's got it in her. She's got the clutch gene.

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Hank, I'm going to watch it again tonight. As a former and I think still closeted Duke fan.

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But you've been poo-pooing your Duke fandom this year quite a bit. Watching that game on Saturday, were you like, this fucking sucks? No, because he has a Houston future.

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I don't want to break this on an empty netter. So instead we got Ryan Leonard, Ryan Leonard Skinner's first NHL goal on an empty netter that could have been Ovi's. So Ovi was like, fuck it. I know it's at home. And I don't think anybody would have given him a hard time if he got an empty netter when you take into account that he also got the game winner and it would have been a hat trick.

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That's fair. Okay. Fair. Who's back? Hank's thinking about the Masters. Hank's thinking about the Masters.

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Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't want anything to impact Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. Definitely not that, like, the rain delay that Brooks had to deal with when Hank cursed him by releasing the shirt. But, yeah, it'll probably soften it up, right? Yeah. It ends on Monday.

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That would kind of take away some of the sting from the haters that might be like fake record. But he said, no, I don't want to do it on an empty netter. Instead, he did it from his office. Yeah, he did it perfectly. Perfect. Perfect shot. That shot has been happening for 20 years.

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Okay. PFT. My who's back of the week this week. is Ja Morant. Because we talked about him on Friday's show when he got in trouble for... Well, they investigated him for doing a simulated gun on the court, and then they reprimanded him. They said, hey, Ja, knock it off, even with the fake guns. We should have specified that when we told you not to hold any guns. This includes fake ones.

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Which, respect. Very funny. I respect the hell out of that. I don't know if he, like, did it and then it's just like a...

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involuntary reaction when he makes a shot to pretend to hold the gun or if he did it intentionally and then memes went mega viral yeah mega viral memes with the clip of jaw pulling the gun out when did the the trend of like is there an ai program that just simulates somebody grabbing a gun out of nowhere or is it just quakes it's called is he the trend he's the one man trend because this is going to be a thing now yeah

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Like, somebody's going to design a piece of software that probably takes, like, a week to write, and it's just going to be, like, engineer anybody to pull out a gun out of nowhere.

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I just I love the fact that John Moran can't quit holding fake guns. My new favorite. It's the best addiction of all time.

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It's great. I mean, it is behavior that a five-year-old would do. When they learn back in the day, if you were playing cowboys and Indians or cops and robbers, you just go around doing the finger gun point.

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He's been scoring that goal for 20 years. Nobody's ever figured out how to stop it. Nobody ever will figure out how to stop it. And then, yeah, he had his two sons there. They came down on the ice. His wife, his mom was in attendance. I'm terrified of Ovi's mom, by the way. I think she could beat the fuck out of me. Probably. Yeah.

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Yeah, you have to teach a six-year-old, hey, don't always go around pointing a fake gun. John Morant, again, I think it's progress by John that he's now doing fake guns exclusively, and they might be super soakers. We're not sure. But yeah, it's very funny that he just continues to do it after they tell him not to.

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Well, so an Italian walking around carrying a gun, you would get profiled in ways that me and Big Cat might not.

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Yeah, just imagine every time that Max does this. Yeah, actually just slamming a clip into it.

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At my show? The whole world is content now. Yeah. It really is. It's like, okay, we're going to wait for a podcast to do this. We're going to have this guy on my podcast. And then that guy, I got to go on his podcast because I beefed with this other guy on this other podcast. And then it's a big podcast crossover. And then it's the pod crossover that will end them all.

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No, don't get me wrong. Like, this is what Pat's doing. This is if we had our way and like Blake Griffin was announcing his return to the NBA.

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Because he can dunk again. I would love for him to do that on this here show. Yeah. But yeah, it's just if Aaron Rodgers has been waiting and he actually hasn't told teams for the last month because he's like, I got this live show thing. Yeah. I'm trying to do. That's kind of fucked up. I kind of like it. But if it was your team. Oh, yeah. I'd be pissed. Yeah. You'd be pissed.

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But also we can hold two thoughts in our head at the same time, which is he's the machine. Sometimes I kind of like the machine. Yeah. When it's Schefter, he can be cool. Oh, the machine. We need to have notice on for the machine. Yeah. When the machine delivers the goods, you're like, fuck, I'm glad we have a machine.

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That would be a funny twist because you know what that would be? That would be Adam Schefter raging against the machine too.

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He could still get it first, yeah. If Schefter right before the show scooped Aaron Rodgers, then that makes Aaron Rodgers the machine.

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Yeah. I saw the picture of him getting on that plane, and I was like, there should be something there at the center of his hat. Yeah. That's an awesome company. I don't know anything about the butthole whispers, but I'm all in.

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Memes. How scared are you whenever you have to tweet Kike Hernandez highlight? Good question. How scared? Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Reigning national champion. That might be one of the last times people get to call you that for at least another year. So enjoy it. Is that the net behind you?

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Have you been watching the game since you got eliminated or are you just like, I don't want to see?

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So how do you feel about watching Florida? Are you taking the mentality of if they win the national championship, at least we lost to the national champion? Or are you angry at Florida and you're like, I hope these guys lose because I'm pissed at them? Those are the only two options.

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Yeah, great shot, great assist by Tom Wilson. The crazy thing is, also, you're right, the celebration was perfect. Just a slide on the belly. Yeah, just jumping. That's what I fucking love about Ovi. Throughout his entire career, every time he scores a goal, he turns into a four-year-old. Yeah. That's like, I scored a goal. And he jumps against the glass and he freaks out.

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His rookie season, they called it the goal against the Coyotes, where he's sliding on his back, rotates, does a toe drag past the defender, and then scores from his side, essentially. The coach of the Coyotes in that game was Wayne Gretzky. And you could see the look on Wayne's face after he scored that goal where he looks up at the scoreboard and he's like...

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Yeah. How much time do you have to actually implement anything that you find on tape through advanced scouting? How much time do you have to actually translate that to a change in the game plan for your team?

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holy fuck, this kid's really, really good. Somebody else pointed out Brian Boucher was the goalie that day, and he was the on-ice reporter for the game where Ovi scored his goal. And also Austin Matthews was in the crowd. It's like the Chris Berman, Tom Brady thing. Austin Matthews was watching.

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Yeah. Yeah. What do you talk about with Tracy Wolfson when she comes over and she tries to ask hard hitting journalism questions, you know, either during the game or coming out of halftime? Do you have a script ready to go for where you're like, here's where I'll say something and not say anything at all?

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Because that would have changed everything. This moment would have kind of sucked. Yeah. I mean, it would have been great. It would have been super impressive that he did it, but it would have kind of sucked because everybody would be like, never won the big one.

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Yeah, live up and surpass the hype for both of them. It's funny because over the years, I used to fucking hate the Pittsburgh Penguins. I hated them so much. But now as both Ovi and Crosby get older, it's kind of like you respect the other team. Yeah, it's like Dave Crosby was really, really good. Ovi was really, really good.

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That's fast. You said that you emptied the clip. Did you offer his twin brother a scholarship too? Ace is a player, man.

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I would have done like the Giannis thing. Like, yeah, we'll get your brother on the squad too.

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And if you go back and look at because I was fully prepared to battle haters. I thought that there would be many haters. I don't think that would that would try to tear it down. Surprisingly, not surprisingly, everybody was like, this is great. But can I just say the things that I would have said? Sure. Sure. Mm-hmm. Correct. Correct. essentially lost like a season and a half to lockouts.

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All right. You did a good job on 60 Minutes. You didn't flip out at the interview or anything.

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Did you ever say to yourself, like after you lost a game against Florida, well, at least we covered again.

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Yeah, true. Well, not in the tournament. Always bet on Hurley in the tournament.

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And then there was a COVID season. So he's lost about two seasons worth of games throughout his career. And he still did it.

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Still going. And also credit to Wayne Gretzky because if you took away all of his goals, he would still be the all-time leading points getter in NHL history, which is crazy. So he was obviously much more of an assist guy than Ovi was. But Ovi, yeah, the best goal scorer of all time, and he's not done.

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And he did it in a season where the Caps are not only competitive, they're competitive for the President's Cup.

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That's awesome. That's really cool. So I might be a bigger fan of Blink-182 than you are. Maybe. I'm not sure. I took the shades off for this interview out of respect. I think there have been like three guys that we've interviewed on this show.

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I just want to look you in the eyes, Mark, because your band provided one of the seminal moments of my childhood, which was getting kicked out of school for the first time when I got sent home because I was wearing a T-shirt that said Blink-182 crappy punk rock. You got kicked out of school for crappy punk rock? They sent me home early. It wasn't like a suspension, but I felt like a badass.

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And he broke his leg and he's still playing great. Like this is one of his better seasons that he's having right now. So yeah, I'm, I was very pumped. I'm not going to lie. I, I got a little misty eyed because something like this happens and you think of all the times you got to watch your favorite player scoring these goals over the course of your adult life.

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The ups and downs. But no, we appreciate you coming on the show. And you guys, I noticed last year all the small things kind of became a sports anthem. Somewhat out of nowhere. I'm not sure how it happened. But I know that you're a Dodgers fan. I am. And Tom is a Padres fan. Yep. And the Padres were using all the small things as their pump-up song in the series against the Dodgers.

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Did you think about calling the Dodgers and being like, I do not give you permission to use this song? No.

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And it was really, really cool to see. I don't want to say it's unbreakable because that's what they said when Gretzky got it. But maybe Ryan Leonard will get it one day.

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Yeah, that's awesome. The first time you guys met, you broke your feet trying to impress him. Is that true?

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I'm always curious when I'm talking to musicians about when you know that you're going to commit to this full time, that it's going to be your job because it's fun to play music with your friends. It's fun to be in a band, but at some point you guys have to commit to it and say, this is my focus. If we need to get into a van and travel around for like three weeks, we'll do it.

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We'll make dog shit money, but this is going to be my full time gig right now. What was that for you guys?

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Yeah, very cool mom move. Things kind of took off when Dude Ranch came out. And when you're recording that and you're listening to Damn It for the first time after you've recorded it, do you know this is going to be a hit? Like, my life's going to change?

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Yeah, and I remember the first time when I heard the intro to Damn It, I was like, I love this. Before the song started, really, I was like, I love this song. This is now my favorite song. And you wrote the guitar part for that, right? And so when you're showing Tom the guitar part, is he like, dude, what the fuck? I write the guitar parts.

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At some point, I would love to have Ovi on part of my take, but I feel like that would need to be in person. Might be a bit of a language barrier there.

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Yeah. Yeah. And in the TRL era, when the, all the small things video came out, That was it felt like a moment because like we were going through the boy band era at the time. And then this comes out and it's like given kind of like a fuck you to the boy bands. But it was funny. It was like a funny joke.

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But I read an excerpt from the book that you didn't know anything about the boy band music videos while you were filming that video. And so while you were doing that, it was like you were like, are our fans going to like this?

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Yeah, you had an absolute heat or two with album titles. Thank you. So you had Dude Ranch, which, by the way, is Dude Ranch, does that come?

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I mean, it was so good that you were like, I don't know that we can let's just next album self-titled.

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Yeah. I created the DC Sports Superstar Triangle a few years ago. I think it was right during the invasion of Ukraine. But Jaden kind of got rid of the sports triangle. But for a while, the sports triangle was... You can only pick two of these three things. One, generational talent. Two, does not have a debilitating injury. Three, does not support a murderous dictator. Mm-hmm.

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That's awesome. That's great. And when Enema comes out, obviously you make the switch to Travis on the drums, who I think is one of the best rock drummers of all time. Just an incredible musician. Maybe the best songwriting drummer of all time.

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When you think of how he breaks down songs. Did that put any pressure on you?

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Yeah. Is there an alternate universe where Travis is just the best ska drummer of all time?

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Yeah, incredible drummer. And yeah, you guys have had such an incredible career. Is it harder to write pop punk songs as you get older? Because so much of what you started with in your catalog is like teenage angst, right? Like you're not getting laid, you're pissed off at your parents, that sort of thing. Is it harder to write that type of music getting older and dealing with different problems?

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Right. Although, after you write Family Reunion, are you like, maybe we've peaked as a band? This is a great song.

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To my knowledge, and I hope nobody asks Jaden Daniels what he thinks about Putin.

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pft has a shirt with the date on it already oh yeah yeah yeah go buy the shirt go buy we got all sorts of ovi goat merch up in the store right now my favorite is the one that shows him scoring the same goal for 20 years yeah the goat king um do we have uh any any other sports to talk about this weekend There was some sports happening this weekend. There was a great game on Saturday.

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Yeah. Yeah, it's really smart. Yeah. So I've got a band here at Barstool Sports called Pup Punk. And we're a pop punk band, but we're like also a parody of pop punk bands. Like we've got a song, My Real Girlfriend, which is about obviously fake girlfriend. We've got a song called Peaked in High School we just recorded. I'm going to send you through your literary agent.

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I'm going to send you Peaked in High School. And if you like it, just record yourself saying Peaked in High School, and I'm just going to use that in the track. Featuring Mark Hoppus. Or if you just want to say Peaked in High School right now, I'll just grab this audio. Peaked in High School. Okay, there you go. Peaked in High School featuring Mark Hoppus.

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Not to jinx myself, not to jinx it, I'm calling no jinx. It's been like four, maybe five months since I've ordered food to the wrong address by mistake. Ordered it to work when I'm at home. Ordered it to home when I'm at work. It's because Uber Eats, they let me know you might be far away from where you're ordering right now. Been on a real hot streak.

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That was also kind of mean that he said 10 to 20, not counting playoffs at all.

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no not at all not it's far even close it's far from the best they shouldn't move there should be a rule saying that teams should not be allowed to move just because their owner doesn't want to pay for a new stadium that's that's part of the price of owning a team and guess what when you get a new stadium your team is worth a lot more money and you'll end up making money on also like

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You can't change the NFC North. Although the Browns, but yeah. No, you can't. The Packers, Bears –

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Yeah, so what are the other cities that people are throwing out? Because for a while, Las Vegas was a very important city because every team would threaten to move to Las Vegas.

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St. Louis is out there. They got the Battle Hawks, though. All right, so I'm looking at... And then San Antonio?

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I'm just putting myself in Florio's head here. Is the whole genesis of this article like, this is kind of weird. They're spending money on people. Yeah. They have to have some plan to make more money, like an obscene amount more money. Yeah. Since they're giving contracts to their own players. Yeah. Yeah.

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I think that's probably... He thought about that too hard, and then he's like, they're probably planning on moving.

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Are the current political winds actually blowing that way? Because I feel like we're still doing a thing where owners threaten to move and then they get more tax breaks from the city and then they stay. That's kind of what's been going on.

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You are the problem with the world. You're like, yeah, it'd be kind of cool to say we got Tuesday. You're completely discounting everybody in Cincinnati and like Northern Kentucky that loves the Bengals. And you're like, yeah, it'd be kind of, I'd like it if they played in my backyard. Can I just throw, and we love Florio.

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Florio's the problem. Always. You're pointing out he's the reason that you would accept a new team that you don't care about?

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Hank, I kind of don't hate that idea. What? Move them both to Gary, Indiana. Get rid of all the traffic.

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That's such an alpha move right there. No, no. Just making him think about it.

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I'm going two. That's what I got for PFT that one time. PFT's knocked out. I got number three this time.

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Walt. Walt. Yeah, I think he's probably right. When I think about Walter Clayton, I don't think about Walter. I just think about the W. I think about, yeah.

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Yeah. He's been sneezing more aggressively than any man has ever sneezed before today.

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They have such a tough road. I know, but that's – They have to go on the road to Buffalo and then on the road to Kansas City.

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Yeah. Would you say the Eagles have more pressure? I personally think the Eagles have more pressure. I do not think the Eagles have more pressure.

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We got a get in price of $220. Not bad for, you know, semi-final game.

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What? Oh, yeah, he's sick. Hank, why don't you read it, and then we'll put it in like 600 speed.

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But he'll never get to your step. Right, right. He will never accept that the Jets suck. Right.

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Yeah, but... Do you think he wants to come back to the Jets?

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We talked to Flory about that. Memes won't stop talking about the Jets winning the Super Bowl. Ever since we got off the Jets, our mics have been muted, and he just keeps saying Peyton Manning.

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The Lions also, they really turned it on in the second half, but in the first half, they looked very beatable.

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How many times did you just miss a wide-open guy in the end zone?

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Yeah, but they could have called the timeout and then gone for it. Dan Campbell has definitely done that before.

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Obviously, Dan Campbell does dumb shit all the time like that. No, he does winning shit.

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No, but he's... Does he have the highest winning percentage in the NFL? This year? Yeah. Out of current active NFL head coaches. This season, yeah. Did you just learn a new stat? No, I've already said... I said this last week. Okay. So if you want to talk about regular season winning, Nick Sirianni is a winner. Yeah, but... Dan Campbell's a good regular season winner. So is Nick Sirianni.

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Yeah, and then they were coming off a dumpster fire every year that led to firing a bad coach. You're talking about the Detroit Lions.

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You can't say that a guy's a bona fide winner until he wins a Super Bowl. How many times are we going to say it? We say it about every other guy in every other sport. Win a Super Bowl, then you're a winner. He's a winner. Win a Super Bowl, then you're a winner. Hank, what are your thoughts about regular season wins?

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Bill Belichick, winner. Sean McVay. Sean McVay, winner.

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But, like, you can't just say someone's a good coach because they're a winner. Doug Peterson. And they've never won his tournament.

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No, no, no. It's just that Dan Campbell does the same shit as Nick Sirianni, but for some reason. No. For some reason, Dan Campbell. Wrong. People think that it's fine. It's because he's a winner. No.

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No, because it actually made sense to kick it there, to go up three scores. But he does shit that doesn't make sense all the time. When has he done that? I can't remember the exact play. When has he passed up going up three scores? He might have. I don't know. Do you have a time? No, but there was something in that... I think, what was it, the Bills game?

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Late in the fourth quarter where we were like, what the fuck?

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That was stupid. No, that wasn't it. Are you talking about against the Cowboys? No, it was a Sunday night game. All right, fine.

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Well, they could be if they make it to the... Yeah, but you're... Right there, you're just assuming that they're not going to make it to the Champions League.

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But you can't play each other for two weeks. You know who's not an enemy? Bears. You know who's not an enemy? Jets. You know who's not an enemy? Patriots. Those aren't enemies. You know what? Fine.

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All I was doing was just asking the question of whether he was going to go for it, and then this conversation spiraled.

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Also, this is just a hypothetical that has no answer. So that was a stupid thing to bring up in the first place.

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wait oh no no you can't cut it do not cut this do not cut what i what i really was going to say was in that same game it didn't work out they were up three points at the beginning at the beginning we're at the very end of the third quarter went forward and fourth down and they're on their own 30 didn't get it gave up a touchdown gave up the lead but the lions came back and won

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I didn't want to talk about this. You said you looked at me, and then I went. I thought exactly what I was talking about. Good work, Max. I'm cutting all of this. No, you're not. Yes, I am. You can't do anything about it.

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Were you rooting for the Bears against the Packers or no?

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Simultaneous wins was great. Yeah. It was like within five seconds of each other. Oh, do we even mention we had the PMP? Oh, yeah.

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Some AWL looked it up and said it was the first time since 2017. Wow.

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Yeah. He said that. That's shit. Now you said you won't do that anymore.

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By the way, Dan Campbell went for it on fourth down in a tie game with 30 seconds to go. Again, that's not – Just saying. It's a different scenario. That's what I was trying to find. What?

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Oh, yeah. Okay. And it was a tie game with 30 seconds left. Tie game with 30 seconds.

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No, I already found the one. The one exactly what you're saying? No, I was wrong. By the way, it was the one exactly what I was saying, but I got mixed up and whatever.

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I got nervous. And when I went to say the one that I was actually saying, I was like, oh, that was actually a good idea. But I didn't realize it was tied when he went for it. Yeah. Yeah.

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I mean, they're a playoff team. I think that they could beat the Bucs. Yes, I would agree. The Bucs have weaknesses. Yeah, I think they're good enough to win a playoff game. I don't think they're anywhere near Super Bowl contenders.

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He said, I won a Super Bowl in this building, as a matter of fact. I'm actually going to compliment. The Steelers don't really get blown out of games. No. So, like, I don't agree with that. I think it's going to be a close game. Well, the Bucs blew us out. But week one. And the Ravens.

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I think we lost by one score. They lost by seven points. Yeah. So, like, I don't think that that's necessarily – I feel like that would be going out on a limb to say that it's going to be a blowout or the Commanders win.

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I think it's going to be a competitive game. I don't know necessarily who's going to win. I think the Commanders can win that game.

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Disagree. Why? It'd be funny. I think hitting women shouldn't count as a point.

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What was that face? There's a way that you said that. I feel like there's going to be a part of you rooting for the Packers.

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I think the NFC kind of is a path. It's wide open. I think that didn't sound that crazy what you just said.

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No, I don't think so. Not that crazy. It's the playoffs.

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I mean, maybe if Dan Campbell gets stopped on fourth and one in that game, it just happens. That's a good point.

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No. Yep, it was a tie game. Went for it on fourth and one. Crazy.

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Well, Memes just is such a different fan that he thinks that, like, the Jets are winning.

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He went through a walkthrough yesterday. And the line for Eagles Packers just moved to full point. To where? Four and a half.

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That he's going to play? I get former and ladder mixed up sometimes.

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I just don't think that they're going to say that he cleared concussion protocol in like 1045.

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But do you think he will clear concussion protocol? Yes. In my heart of hearts.

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No. Because he's healthy and the offensive line is healthy. And you saw a lot of people get injured today. On the Eagles? No, on other playoff teams.

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He's the QB2 of the future. He's so good. That's good. You got that figured out. Yep, he's so good.

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See, that's how there's a part of you. Like, if you were really rooting against the Packers this weekend, you wouldn't say that. Why? Okay, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday. You would want them to have a full week of practice.

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You want one more show for me to be nervous about concussion protocol.

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I just looked at a picture of her where she looks so old, and then underneath it, it said 1999. Yeah.

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What do you say, Max? Well, we all started 2025 without a loss.

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Yeah. Good point. It sounds like a good idea for another punishment, but it's a shame that this one is a bachelor party.

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No, I do. I care about our female fans. I agree. This sounds like a great idea for another punishment that we can do. It's a shame that we already made this one a bachelor party. I wish we didn't. I wish we didn't make that. But we could vote. We could vote. No, yeah, for our next punishment, we can do that. No, we can vote right now for this one. No, no, no.

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No, I just want to oblige by... Oblige? Oblige to the punishment that we were doing. What is that word you're saying? I don't know. Oblige. I want to oblige to the punishment that was said. Is that what you think the word is? I want to oblige to the punishment. And unfortunately, we said this was a bachelor party.

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Correct. On the Bachelor party, that was the punishment.

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Yeah, actually. And you were like, oh, this is bullshit. No, I was just pissed. I was just pissed in the way that I lost because I was looking forward to getting riled up for Sunday. It was more so that I lost than I was about the actual punishment. Because you lost on the push. It was the only way I could have possibly lost on Saturday night, and that's what it was.

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You were getting very upset. Yeah, no, I shouldn't have done that. I'm excited to make friends with some AWLs. Love that. I'm excited. Male or female, yeah. Yep, the bachelor party is going to be great.

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Also... There's no way that any bachelorette party would want me there.

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No way. Challenge accepted. Are you challenging them? Are you challenging the AWLs? I'm not challenging them. I'm not.

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What is Max listening to? I was listening to the song. I had never heard of it.

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No, but there was a report that they tried to do that in the offseason. The Sixers did? Yep. They couldn't get a deal. Before Paul George, they tried to get Jimmy Butler back.

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No, I don't think it would work. Yeah, I can't believe Jimmy Butler. He wants to go to a contender. I don't think he wants to come to Philly. He wants to go to a contender. Sixers beat the Nets yesterday.

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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week

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But, yeah, that's... There's also a weird three-day gap in this series, too. Exactly. Between game five and six, where it's like... I'm sure I am very dumb.

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No, not fist pumping. Never for injuries. I want to beat teams at their best. Okay.

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Not worried about the Knicks. Even if we lose, I'll say it right now, if somehow we lose game one, we could lose two games and I wouldn't be worried. If you go down to 0-2. 0-2, not worried. I'll say it in advance. Okay.

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Dumb question I was trying to figure out when I saw the secretariat graphic is, are they equal descendants? No. Is it great, great, great, great, great, great, great?

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But maybe do you think anyone had the foresight to just do it and keep it in the freezer?

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It's the most valuable thing I own. Like an unopened pack of cards from the 60s. It's like, oh, we just found in this freezer authentic secretariat cum.

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It wasn't his fault except for the error he made in the game that they lost. That's true. Completely blow the World Series.

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Wire to wire, dominating performance, 31 under par. The guy that came in second came lost by eight strokes. He was 23 under. Is that a record? That's got to be the most devastating. I think it tied the record or maybe broke it by one, but it's got to be devastating to have the best week of your life and not even sniff coming in first.

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I played pretty well. I got nine holes in before I came back for the pod. Love that. Game's trending upward. We're here for the Beck Gala, entertain some clients. Had a great time.

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Yeah, today, yesterday, they were in Hong Kong, but he won live. A lot of good storylines heading into the PGA Championship. Yeah, which is when?

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So if we're going in the rock might be the most, and I guess, uh, catch me if you can, like the most watchable TV movies of all time.

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No, I'm excited. I'm excited to see him in person. And no, I'm excited for the series.

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No. That's interesting. I don't know why they would do that. Financially? Yeah, financially.

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Hockey playoffs can't be beat. Hockey playoffs cannot be beat. Yeah. My other hockey takeaway, which I am sure real hockey heads will hate it, but it doesn't matter about the team or the play styles. I don't like the warm weather teams, the Floridas, the Carolinas. I don't like them advancing. When they advance, I lose interest completely.

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What about the girl Biz tweeted yesterday who had the craziest Twitter profile I think I've ever seen in my entire life?

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Why would you say I'm going to start eating healthy? Your answer solution was like get a dietician, but you still need to eat healthy.

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I don't doubt that you're going to get a nutritionist. I believe you there. We actually agree on everything. We're in 100% agreement.

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Uh, what was it? Coach Taylor. Yeah. You saw him. He was, uh, he, he, he spent, he spent summers in situate in the past. He was summering in situate that summer. And I had a source at a restaurant that he was like, she was like, he's eating at this restaurant right now. And I asked you guys, I was like, should I go park my car and wait for him to walk out?

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So I did that, waited in my car for like 30 minutes. He walked out and I, then I got on my car, walked in and acted like it was a natural, like I happened to be, you know, passing him.

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I was like, oh, hey, coach, like, you mind if we take a picture? And then I was like, hey, you know, I produce this football podcast part of my take. Like, we'd love to have you just like just take the damn picture.

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It was I mean, it was it was I was forcing it for sure. He wasn't it wasn't really rude by him at all.

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Same picture, son, yeah. Yeah. I do have the picture, but, yeah, it was a big swing and a miss on my part.

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i think watching the commercial after hearing this alleged report it makes the commercial funnier it makes it a cult classic yeah yeah like i like watching it with that context in mind like i i got a smile out of it and what do you think about her ex-boyfriend i mean it's good that that's actually a good sign that her ex-boyfriend is defending her right yeah not a lot of ex-boyfriends are going to come out of the woodwork to defend an ex-girlfriend uh where did they meet i

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I think the age thing is irrelevant. I don't know why you had to throw that number in there.

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Thank you, like older women. I'll report that he hired a new PR team to help promote his book. So at least he's not just using strictly Jordan.

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Yeah. No, I want good games. The very clear issue has been if you're not making your three pointers. Yeah. If you don't make your three pointers, you're going to lose. And not only are you going to lose, but you're going to get the shit kicked out of you. It is very saw in several games in the elite.

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It was unreal. Yeah, what, 15 points in the first half from Tennessee? Yeah. And then on Thursday night, the Indiana Pacers scored 162 points against the Wizards and took shot clock violations intentionally in the last three possessions. It was a different sport. Yeah, different sport. Hank, how would you fix college basketball?

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What was that in 2008, Hank? That was Titus. That was a Titus year? Ohio State, Florida. Yeah. Where was that? What city was that in? UCLA. It was in San Antonio. Oh, nice.

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I also appreciate this guy, Steve Berkowitz. For some reason, he just spent like five hours tweeting out all the bonuses that coaches got this year. Bruce Pearl got a $100,000 bonus for making the Final Four. That's it? Yeah, he's gotten 450,000 bonuses this season. Michigan State coach Tom Izzo finished the season with 200,000 bonuses. Kelvin Sampson picks up a $300,000 bonus.

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And then Tennessee, if they finish in the top ten in the media poll, which they will, Rick Barnes will get a million dollars in bonuses. A million bucks for old Ricky Barnes.

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I bet you Queen doesn't come. He's going to the draft. Have the last two weeks given you any pause about Kevin Willard as a man of integrity?

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Maryland has been trying to rehire Gary Williams. The next incarnation. They've been lost ever since Gary Williams left. And he was a great coach. I think they are a basketball school, firmly. Yeah, well, they're definitely not a football school. They're not a football school. You're a basketball school. Hire some big sweaty guy that screams at people and fires assistants during games.

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So it started... Was it Nas Reed? Somebody fouled Nas Reed? Then Nas got in his face? Nas Reed terrifies me. Yeah. He seems like a very scary guy.

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I remember I heard a story about this big Timberwolves fan that loved Nas Reed so much that he got a Nas Reed tattoo, like the words Nas Reed.

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When you're getting that tattoo and they write the N, the A, and the Z, how quickly do you say to that tattoo guy, you probably actually make them write Reed first.

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JJ actually put a study together complaining about some stuff. What did he say? He said that no matter how much the rest of the league is sitting their guys out, he had his guy look at the numbers, and I think it's 86% of the starting fives play against the Lakers when they get a chance to play the Lakers. So nobody sits their guys against L.A. Oh, so that's actually makes me hate Duke.

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Big kid, I was going to say, is college basketball a Ponzi scheme? Because the tournament starts. Just wait. Not great matchups. Round of 32 is going to be great. Round of 32 is not great. Just wait. Sweet 16. Sweet 16 happens. Oh, that sucked, but just wait. This is the best Elite Eight you've ever seen. The Elite Eight sucks, but just wait. The Final Four. We're kicking the can down the road.

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It sucks. Has there been a more overlooked, disrespected, brushed-aside two-seed overall than the Houston Rockets?

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And then John Morant comes back right when they get their interim head coach. Yeah. He must have just hated them. Well, they were playing poorly. They haven't been good for the last couple weeks. But yeah, to just... The problem might be... If you're going to fire... If you hate your coach, right? If you're a GM and you hate your coach and he's the four seed, he gets in the playoffs.

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Yes. Okay. Good man. That's a man of principle. Coach Mizzou might not like that. I believe you.

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And then nobody will remember the tournament. They'll just remember the championship game. And they'll be like, college basketball is so bad. Correct. I mean, people are watching. The games haven't been great. The Florida game, that was... We had two great games over the weekend.

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That was great. Yeah. And the Purdue Houston game, the end of that, I stuck around on the channel. I watched the post game. Oh, yeah. I wanted to see Jay Wright and Candice Barker argue for two hours about that play. Yeah. Just breaking down that play as granularly as you possibly can, because it was awesome. Sexiest blob I've ever seen. It was a super sexy blob.

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Yeah, but the game's not great. The Florida one was crazy and chaotic at the end. Clayton, he seems like he can check out of the game and then come back and just make a shot on a whim. People were saying it was Curry-like. Curry would have swished it. That's the difference. It was an ugly make.

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If the bat's that much better, every team should be doing it right now. I think there was a player on the Rays that did it in a pinch hit situation, got a hit. He's like, yeah, I'm going to break it out for special circumstances. Dude, just fucking everybody use this bat if it's better.

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If it was any other team doing it, we'd all be very chill. Every team should fucking do it. If the Yankees are doing it, it's working, just do it. That's also true.

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Every team started cheating, and then the Red Sox had to start using iPhones and Apple Watches. But this is cheating. The Astros made you cheat.

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That is bad. I think that in the case of the Nationals, if you're selling the team, this goes across all sports, if you're selling the team, why not put some money in some free agents right before you sell the team?

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No, I feel like that's a rounding error at that point. Work for the Celtics. Yeah. Well, they paid good players.

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Like, are you fucking down for it or no? Are you a real sports fan? Because what you can do, here's what you can do is you can pay 100% of your revenue. Yeah. And guess what? You're still going to make money because your team's going to get more valuable. Correct. Over the long term.

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I have a question for you, Big Cat. If we're doing Cinderella power rankings of these final four teams, of the four one-seeds,

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Yeah, they were pretty good cartoons. I was actually on a hammock on Saturday, and it's all that is cracked up to be in more.

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Who's the most Cinderella? Houston. Houston, I agree with you. Easy. I had Houston one, then I had Florida two. I think Auburn's two. I mean, you think Auburn's two. Auburn was ranked number one for most of the season. Of course.

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No. That's Siwoo Kim. Yep, I knew that. Minwoo Lee, he's an internet golf guy. He's huge on TikTok, huge on Instagram, YouTube probably. Cool. This is his first win on the tour. He's pumped. He's from Australia. He's from Australia? Australia. People's champ.

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My who's back of the week is me being right for about six years, and I've dealt with a lot of hate for this take. Sweet vindication is here. The impractical jokers suck ass. Oh, yeah.

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No. Like, no, we're not. I've been anti. I knew that something was up. Yeah. I knew something was up, and I didn't know what it was. And the Mike Greenbergs of the world were all pumped about the Impractical Jokers. The whole world became a big commercial for Impractical Jokers for about five years. Turns out two of the four creeps. Okay. Sex creeps. Which ones? Please don't tell me it was Sal.

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It's not Sal. Sal's a good guy. Fuck yes. It was Joe and it was Murr, allegedly. Okay. So Joe, well, I also want to say for Joe, he has now checked himself into inpatient treatment for being a Sex creep. I don't know what that... That's like when Riley Cooper, after that video came out, he was like, I've entered therapy. Yeah. I've entered treatment. I'm seeking treatment for being a racist. Yeah.

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Joe Gatto is seeking treatment for, I guess, being a sex creep. So he's been hitting up high school girls, hanging out with them, touching their stomachs, doing weird shit. And then Murr was allegedly DMing a bunch of underage girls. Oh.

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so impractical jokers not good guys we stand vindicate we get now we just now we just wait now we just wait big cat you know who i'm waiting for the downfall dude perfect yeah just waiting not before i i was offered to go uh see their new uh headquarters and bring my kids so can i just go do that yeah and also for the record kids purple hose are good guy

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No, and now apparently they've taken down a bunch of their old episodes where they've got Joe doing some weird stuff and Murr doing weird stuff that in retrospect doesn't look good. But at the time it was like, oh, ha-ha, these guys are so funny.

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It was a mutual decision on both of their parts for him to not play the end of that game. And then you know what Rick Pitino was doing was saving his health for the NBA.

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I might have Duke number three in my Cinderella power rankings. Duke. Duke might be the third Cinderella. I think that's taking it a little too far.

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Houston is definitely the number one, though. We both agree on that. I find myself rooting for Houston because they've been so close so many times in the past, and they've been the most snake-bitten team in the past. It's always been a big injury. Was it Shed last year?

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Shed with that ankle injury last year, that was tough because that team looked like they could have competed. No, they would have beaten Duke. This team is fucking awesome to watch, and I feel like they could possibly frustrate Duke.

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But I've also been saying that after every round. Yeah. I've been like, you know what? It wasn't the best opening round, but that means we're going to get great matchups in the round of 32. Oh, we're going to have an awesome Sweet 16. Is this the best Elite Eight ever? Oh, it's going to be such a good Final Four. But I believe it more this time.

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If I'm being honest, I'm looking at these matchups because you look at Duke and for the last couple of weeks, I think a lot of people have been thinking nobody can beat Duke. They just seem like the best all around team. And you're right. They're fun. The way that they play, it doesn't seem like an old Duke team with like a scrappy little point guard that just annoys the shit out of you.

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They are a very fun team to watch. But I do think that Houston might be able to frustrate them. I think they're so physical and they're so good at rebounding, they might be able to frustrate Duke a little bit the same way that Duke frustrated Alabama.

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Like do something to make me hate you. I hate that I don't hate them. You know what the issue is? That's what's making me mad. All right, here's what I think the issue is. Knipple. Knipple should be the guy that you hate on the Stuke team. Yeah.

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But because Flagg's better than him, and Flagg is a bigger part of their offense, he takes away some of the hateability that Knipple would have if he was the main guy that you could focus your attention on. Yeah. Right? Like, he is drawn up in a lab where you're like, this is the guy why I fucking hate Duke.

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Yeah, and when you look at the last season, the year before, it was UConn just steamrolling people. Right. So it's not like... What we have now is unique, and it's different, and it's great because we have four great teams. We don't have one great team. I'm just waiting for that next great round to kick in. I don't think that the Final Four is going to disappoint us. And also, yeah, you're right.

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The numbers bear it out in the ratings. People are watching it. Even though a lot of these games are blowouts and not that great at the end, people are still watching. I think the Final Four is going to be great. There's one team just got done playing, Auburn, that I do have a question. You're plugged in as anybody, Johnny. So I'm curious what you've heard about Jani Broome.

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We came back in, he said he was okay. And then he proceeded to get some rebounds with one arm. He didn't look like, I mean, he was playing with one arm out there at the end of the game. Have you heard anything about him with the statuses?

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And the way that they have it is, like, Cooper Flagg is their main guy. I like watching Cooper Flagg play, so I don't hate him. And then with Knipple as a second guy, he's not hateable because he's a second guy, so I end up actually liking Knipple, a guy that I would have hated if he was the guy.

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You're just like, well, yeah, no, he's him. Counterpoint, we do say that's just Bobby Hurley being Bobby Hurley. Or Danny. Bobby Hurley is the name that I would look at.

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Here's what America needs. In this week, between the Elite Eight and the Final Four, we need Jay Billis to get on TV and say something so insufferable.

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You might have to have him on the show. Have him on the show so that we can give us, just say something that will make, that will remind America why we should hate Duke.

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You're high stepping from the 20-yard line on a race you already won. Yeah, right. We agree that players should be allowed to transfer. They can. Yeah. Just like coaches. It's just a knee-jerk reaction. They're reminding everybody that they were right. Yeah, right. Exactly. We were right, but we don't feel the need to remind everybody of why we were right.

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Can't wait. I love that. So the games do start at, what, 9 a.m. Eastern? No, no. 2 o'clock, right?

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This is why the Yankees are doing a great job right now of stepping into this void and reminding us why we should all hate them.

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That's fine. I got a question for you about the coaches that are remaining in the NCAA tournament. We got four great coaches, right? Can you power-rank them? Mm-hmm.

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Because I do think that this could be – if you look at the history of Duke basketball, it's interesting because the team right now as they stand – Like in Ken Palm, in those type ratings, they're, I think, the second best Duke team of all time.

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So I lived in Austin for about 10 years. I, my game plan was similar. Here's how you don't get chipped to death is the first time the waiter comes out, you order the apps and the entrees at the same time. And you get the entrees out there ASAP. Because otherwise, you're going to be eating chips before the entrees come out.

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Your ball's deep in salsa, and you haven't even seen a thing of guacamole yet. Then they bring the guacamole out. Now you're eating chips on that. And then you put in your order, and it takes another 10 minutes. And then the enchiladas come out. And by that time, you want to tap out.

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You want to put the order of the enchis in right when they come over the first time to get the drink order and get the appetizer order. Otherwise, you're done.

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Well, also, depending on how good he is, fans develop more of an understanding of the law. Right. So if he's a superstar, you get balls deep in all the penal codes, and you become his lawyer, and you figure out why, on a technicality, this actually isn't bad. Right.

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Yeah, that's, in retrospect, bad choice. This is like when Lincoln Chafee ran for president, and his scandal was that he used taxpayer funds to purchase frogs for his office. Yeah. And everybody was like, we can't have that guy leading America.

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No, I was just going to say that if this Duke team wins, they will be looked at as one of the best Duke teams of all time. Corey Maggette.

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I want Maryland to get a great coach. I want Maryland basketball to be great. Yeah. It's good for the sport. What were you gonna say, Max?

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I also don't think the Final Four games are going to be that good. Way to shit on everyone, Hank.

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I don't think so. Okay. All right. Cavs, Lakers. Lakers in four. Oh, man. What if this is the year? What if this is the year that we get Duke, National Championship, Lakers, Yankees World Series. With the bats. The Cowboys. Super Bowl. Well, the Cowboys part. That's not going to happen. It would be Chiefs.

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You know how I found out about the fake rumor? How? I walked into the office yesterday and Jerry asked me, have you heard the news about Dak? And I said, what news? He's going to be traded to the Browns. I said, where'd you hear that? He's like, internet accounts. And I was like, the aggregators? He's like, yeah, but it's everywhere. Dak Prescott has an ironclad no trade clause. Yeah.

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There's just no way they're going to do that. What if they got, what are they called, Dak, the Black Kirk Cousins? What if they got the Black Kirk Cousins and the white Dak Prescott on the same team?

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Yeah, so they were used to having Chaz Lanier get like a little bit of daylight on their three-pointers and get into rhythm, and they got no rhythm. It was just suffocating defense the entire time from Houston. They couldn't get anything in the paint. It was, yeah, what was the score, like 22-5 at one point? It was...

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Yeah, it was ugly. It was ugly early. And then, yeah, what does Tennessee do? Because they're a good basketball team. Tennessee is consistently, under Rick Barnes, a very good basketball team. They've never been to a Final Four. They used to have the NIT banners hanging up inside their basketball stadium. I think they took those down.

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But do they have Elite Eight banners hanging up, or is there just nothing reminding them of their basketball team?

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Yeah. They got Purdue last year. And then it's just like that's the one year with the Zach Eaddy whistles.

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Yeah, they just couldn't hit it from the outside. And when they tried to go in the lane, they were getting swatted.

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Yeah. And Janiro Broome coming back in the game after it looked like he fucked up his elbow bad. It was one of those things where he he was on the ground and he was just looking at his elbow like there was something wrong with it that didn't hurt, but that he knew was like fucked up. He goes in the locker room after telling his mom, like, I'm done.

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And then the X-ray comes back in and then he proceeds to play the end of the game with one arm. Yeah. And he's still pretty good. He's still like blocking shots and getting rebounds.

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If I was Cooper Flagg, I would sit out. And don't get hurt. You're going to be playing against grown-ass men. Sit out and then just wait to enter the NBA draft and make your money.

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I feel bad for this one, though. I think it might be too early. Okay. I might just stay away. Okay.

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That's usually, yeah. I don't want to be in this spot for the entire month.

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Probably another global pandemic happening. Yeah, probably another global pandemic.

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Or we just take the Dukes. I was never picking against Wisconsin.

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The Celtics lost on Friday night. Porzingis wasn't playing, so they weren't fully healthy.

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Yeah, I mean, everyone knows the NBA. A lead doesn't matter that much until probably... Four minutes left in the third quarter.

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Yeah, that's what you do. You want your face of the league to be cocky. You want them to say, get the fuck out of here. But then you lose. They lost a regular season game. Max, it's a regular season. Wake me up in the conference championship. A fully healthy Celtics team is not losing to the Cavs. It was an absolute ref show, but it was, I mean, it's good. Missoula loves those games.

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He loves having things that he can use to motivate the team and losing to a team that's going to have a better record than them going into the playoffs like that. That's good. That was a good statement loss.

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No, they're taking them seriously, but now they're really going to take them seriously.

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Yeah, if you win back-to-back, gets a final MVP in there, it's tough to argue. He's 27.

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Shouldn't you have to win a finals MVP? Yeah, so like one minute ago, I just said that.

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Yep. No one got slapped. How many of these movies have you seen? Like, I haven't seen most of them, so I don't know.

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I saw... Yeah, Dune 2 came out in March 2024, for those wondering.

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Brutalist won Best Original Score. Should have been Dune 2. Wasn't nominated somehow. Okay. Best Movie Score of All Time. That makes no sense. Yeah. Oh, I'm Still Here.

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Saturday night, he turned heel. The golden boy, pretty boy of WWE for his whole career.

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It's true. It was a great—I mean, I'm not watching WWE every week, but a heel turn like this and just watching the wrestling community freak out about it is—can't beat it. Because didn't he retire?

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Go Hollywood Hogan on them? Yeah. So they're saying this is the modern birth of the NWO.

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Travis Scott, like, punched the fuck out of Cody Rhodes. Like, actually punched him.

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Yeah, I think the heel turn picture where it's Cena, The Rock, and Travis Scott, who's the biggest rapper in the world, in the ring, that's legendary. Awesome.

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Are you pumped for this, Hank? Very pumped. It's hilarious. The Bill Belichick college story is the gift that keeps on giving. It's like everything that he didn't want to do and didn't seem like he would ever do in the pros, he's just doing all of it.

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Mike Lombardi. You're still thinking Gene Hackman? Hmm? Royal Tenenbaums.

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Yeah. We're back. We're all the way back. I actually got pre-mad at you there. Yeah, I know. No, it's not.

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beautiful there's just really nothing better I it's crazy and I love it that Chicago goes hard it seems like Chicago is harder for St. Paddy's Day than like Boston it's like the biggest day and well it's also the end of winter I know yeah I know it's it's crazy it's like people go fucking nuts for St.

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Oh, breaking news. Breaking news. OJ Simpson. Yeah? Not in the memorial.

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I thought you were going to say I got some of you. You know what? You know what?

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I can't believe he's never gotten this. Come on, memes. It's so easy. You got this.

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I can't remember how far he said in the solar system, but like long ways. And they're looking at planets that are just past the sun because of the way large bodies work space and time. Yeah. So the sun basically like focuses the image, uh,

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of the star just beyond the edge of the sun and these cameras are looking at yeah it's super wild so using the sun is like this amplification of our ability to to view exoplanets anyway let's talk about something that's not on another podcast My memory's not good enough for this exercise.

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Yeah, we didn't really talk about DeepSeek much, did we? Can you just run that on your local machine? Can I just start getting coding benefits from DeepSeek R1 without an API call?

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They did it for less. It's like the... Not Indiana Jones. What's the guy? MacGyver. They just MacGyvered it and they made it out of duct tape.

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It's just... Oh, whoa, whoa. Stop. Hold on. Catch me up. I didn't know that it wasn't true. What are the facts that aren't true? Because I don't even know the facts around it, really.

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Is it a currency thing? Or were they talking maybe yen or something? No, make it even cheaper.

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And you just think, you think, why would they, oh, because it's like a competitive thing? They're trying to lie.

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No one's been able to reproduce it for once. That's not a thing. Could you make some of them explicit? Yeah, say some of the reasons because I don't always connect dots.

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Okay, you've got a lot of context here. You need to lay it all out. Spell the case out for why DeepSeek is a fraud.

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Okay. See, these are things I just don't know for sure. So you got to spell it out.

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Sorry, going back just real quick. The reason they can't export them to China is like American law?

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Oh, so they're buying all the GPUs and then just taking them into China? Are they smuggling them?

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That's awesome. Yeah. Tell him I said hi. Or if he's a listener. Hi, AJ. I'll just bypass Dax. He's a terrible middleman.

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Yeah. Okay. But DeepSeek put out a paper. I know this because all the software engineering nerds who act like they're smart enough to understand papers are like, oh, check out this paper. This is amazing. Like you don't know what the paper says. Just stop.

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Okay, but question. Did they not have to outline in the paper what hardware they use and all that stuff? I guess they don't have to, but would they not generally do that?

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If it's in the single digits of millions of dollars, I feel like there's somebody out there sufficiently motivated to reproduce. Can they not reproduce based off the paper or there's still some secret stuff?

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So I imagine that something similar is going on here. So, so you're saying like, I have so many, I'm sorry, I keep interrupting you. I just feel like you're, you're moving a hundred miles an hour and I'm like at the stop sign still. So you're saying that like big companies just all believe this is a bunch of BS. Like it's just,

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Uh, I've been listening to a lot of stuff. Uh, we don't want to talk about AI more. Do we?

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like the broader people in the know in the industry just dismiss this thing right out. And we're all excited about it, but they're like, yeah, whatever.

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Okay. Whatever. I was just listening to, uh, Oh my God. Uh, just sorry. This reminded me of, uh, this reminded me of this stupid show. Casey and I've been watching on Netflix. called later daters. And it's like these 50 to 60 plus. Yeah, it's like, it's these older people, 50s and 60s dating, like divorcees, widowers, et cetera. And there's this woman who they have like a dating coach.

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Yeah, I guess has, like, OpenAI, so you said they said this thing about them using their outputs. Have, like, people like Sam Altman or any of the figures in this space come out and said anything about DeepSeek publicly?

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You tweeted this? I got to see this. I'm trying to do so many things. I was also trying to look up techno signatures because I feel so bad about not knowing. THDXR. Okay, so you just tweeted this recently? I tweeted it last night. Last night. Oh, wow, bro. Claude is straight up pranking me now. Can I make it do on conflict on anything? Yes, in Postgres you can use on conflict. Just kidding.

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The Claude thing, I heard somebody or somebody tweeted this the other day that Claude was getting dumber. And he talks about it on the podcast. Apparently, Lex asked him a question from Reddit, which was like, why does Claude just keep getting dumber? And he kind of goes on to say that people report this on all the major models. This isn't just unique to Claude. Yeah, it's not.

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He kind of explains like... It was kind of hand-wavy. I don't know. I didn't really take from it that I believe they don't get dumber. He said they don't intentionally... They never change the weights. They do sometimes change the system prompts and they change some other things. And I don't know. But he basically was saying like, most people, it's just like a psychology thing.

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You're really impressed at first and then you just get less impressed over time.

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But I do genuinely feel like it's gotten dumber in the last couple weeks. And I don't know what to do with that feeling. Because if I felt it, and then I read someone else felt it, and then I learned that Reddit feels it, there's something there, right? Because it's like things that I felt like it was doing a pretty good job... A few weeks ago, it feels like it's not doing as good.

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Is that the kind of tinfoil hat theory that it's a cost thing, that they're just using less resources over time for inference?

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who seems to know stuff about relationships. And she encourages this lady to like open up conversations, like break the ice by talking about like a podcast you just listened to. But like the woman didn't quite understand. She doesn't seem to grasp the idea that you have to like actually talk about the podcast.

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That wasn't good enough for you? No, it's good. It's good. I just thought you were, like, on a roll, and I'm, like, looking up techno signatures. Oh, my God. Just give up on techno signatures.

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No, I found it. I found it. So I'm going to tell you at some point. But I do want to respond to the last thing you said, which I totally knew what you were saying. Oh, I'm sorry. This has been a weird one. Yeah.

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Yeah, you never use it. And then when you turn it on for the first time, it does. It smells like there's like a actual like wood burning fire in your house. I know that smell. I did have a follow-up to what you said. Sorry, I had a question.

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Do you know, when we were just talking about inference and the GPU resources allocated to inference, they have to use, I guess now, thousands of GPUs to do the training. Do you know, orders of magnitude-wise, what inference looks like compared to training resources, like infrastructure?

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Okay, so if they have 10,000 GPUs, like most of the 9,000 are used for... I don't know the exact ratio, but I know it's more on the training side than on the inference side.

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Intuitively, that made sense to me, and I figured that was the case. It's just interesting when you think about a business, the lifeblood of Anthropic or OpenAI is this huge farm of GPUs, and that huge investment in GPUs is useful for training new models. So they just always had to be training new models to get... the thing out of that huge investment. Right.

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Which I guess they always will be training new models. So maybe it doesn't matter.

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And she would just open all her dates with, so I was listening to this podcast with Matthew McConaughey. And that's all she would say, like that line. And like, you have to keep going. Yeah. It just made me think of it, though, when I said, I was listening to this podcast. I just wanted to break the ice with you. Yeah, pause. That's all. I was listening to the podcast.

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Yeah, and Sam Altman sucks. That's an easy way to not want to take that bet. Well, I mean, OpenAI or its competitors. It could be Anthropic or... Yeah, okay, sure, I guess.

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Like, they're trying to do the frontier model thing. Like, they're on that.

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Maybe they're going to train models for a thousand times cheaper than OpenAI. Maybe they're going to go the deep secret.

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I didn't remember if Mistral was... There's been so many of these companies doing image stuff. I think the image space is even more messed up in my brain. And I thought they maybe were one of the image generating things, but no. I want to talk about the app layer, the AI app space, because that's also kind of top of mind for me. Maybe it's because VCs are excited about it.

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And Mark Andreessen was just on Lex Friedman. And like I said, I've listened to all of his podcasts. I want to talk about my experiences and I want to hear from you how you think about those companies. But first, techno signatures. The main one that we're looking for is chlorofluorocarbons because nature can't create those. That requires... some sophistication technology.

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I've been listening to all of Lex's stuff because Prime's going to be on there and I just forgot I liked his podcast. So I was listening to like some of his back catalog and he had Anthropic CEO on was super interesting.

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And like he talked about Earth, we pumped so many in the atmosphere that we blew a hole in the ozone layer and that that would be detectable using the right instruments from far away. That seems pretty solid. I'm increasingly convinced that there's nothing out there, but... Really? Oh, because I'm increasingly convinced. I listen to a lot of sci-fi.

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Now I'm increasingly convinced that it's everywhere. It's a dark forest. They're all out there. They're just being quiet. That's how I feel. Tell me why you feel that way. Why do you think there's nothing out there?

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Yeah, just feel. I guess like, okay, I have a lot of thoughts. First, you just said that and it reminded me that I just heard how things can't travel across space and time faster than the speed of light. according to our understanding of physics. But the actual universe moves faster than the speed of light. So yeah, the galaxies moving apart are moving faster than the speed of light, right?

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between you and me more space it's like we've moved further apart at a certain rate right but we didn't yeah so maybe that's what he's talking about i don't know i i just got ahead of my skis here just even just trying to think about what you're saying but i think what adam frank just said on this podcast was that space time moves faster than the speed of light

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like the expansion of it, but you can't, an object can't move across space and time faster than the speed of light. But if it is true that the galaxies are moving apart faster than the speed of light, then yeah, you could never get to another galaxy because we can only dream to ever move at the speed of light, which would be a crazy accomplishment.

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So, okay, so my stance, I guess, it's that... It's about time. It's not about distance.

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Maybe... Yeah, maybe civilizations... And I'm stealing this from all the various science fiction writers and actual scientists that I've listened to in the last year. But... Yeah, maybe it's that like...

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intelligent uh societies just don't last very long so the chance that overlap is happening like the you know our whatever 100 years 200 years of technological advancement here is just such a tiny little blip in the broader expands to the universe, that the chance of that blip happening at the same time as a bunch of other blips is maybe super low.

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But that maybe life is super common, just not intelligent societies that last long enough. If we can get past... Adam Frank talks about this too. If we could get past all the terrible things that could end our civilization, whether that's nuclear war, climate change, AI, whatever.

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If we get past all those hurdles and we can figure out how to live for hundreds of thousands of years, millions of years as a civilization, then the chances of finding life maybe is more realistic because you're around long enough to see. I don't know. I'm just saying stuff that I don't have any credibility to say.

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Yeah, it was very illuminating. I'm not going to try and regurgitate it because it won't be as illuminating coming out of my mouth. But you should go listen to it. He's clearly very focused on safety. And it's just fun to listen to people building these things, running companies, building these models, talk about...

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Let's talk about the AI app stuff. So this idea was seated in my head just a few days ago when Andreessen was on Lex and he talked about... I think the example they used was email. AI first email. And how so many apps just have AI bolt-ons now. We have a little button in the corner that's like, ask AI. But...

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companies that are started with the whole premise of like rethinking the product, the entire category of product with AI first. So he used the example of an AI company building an email client or something, which I've now, I think I've downloaded. I don't know if it's the one that they're invested in, but he kind of threw that out there and just said like all the different categories.

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Which I will not repeat. Thank you. Okay, that's what it was. Yeah, it was a DM. I knew some other data point hit my brain that was like, oh, the app layer of AI. That's a thing. And it's like when you learn a new word and then you start seeing it everywhere.

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So could you tell me with your big brain that you've been thinking about this probably for like 10 years, could you tell me what is going on in the app AI space?

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the risks and like the future and how it could play out because i always hear people talk about ai safety and it's like yeah well i don't know like it's all kind of vague and fuzzy but he like talks about the specific categories of threat that they pose and like how to kind of like mitigate those things it's just super interesting what is one example that you remember because i don't know anything about this

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Man. Does that make sense? Yeah, it makes a ton of sense. I've already downloaded Granola now. I feel like this is very exciting as a person who has an entrepreneurial side. It just kind of makes you want to build like a million companies. Not a million. Let's build one. Yeah, just like one company. It just makes you want to build something, doesn't it? It feels like the Wild West.

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I was just on the news. I just read about a plane crash, and that's not good. Yeah, I saw it last night, and I'm getting on a plane tomorrow, so really bad timing. Oh, man. Yeah. I guess two things collided in the air. I always worry about that. You always think, like... I don't know. Could something just run into the side of us?

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Yeah, so he has, like, I can't remember the name of this. I think Anthropic came up with this system for categorizing the different levels of, like, threat that these models pose to society. Or level two is, like, the, like, state actors could use it to further their goals. Level three is, like, normal people could use it to, like, cause harm to humanity.

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It's like starting over. All the digital products we use just could be reimagined. And there's so many categories of those. And it kind of makes you just want to build some of them.

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Wait, 2010, what was the new thing that enabled, like, mobile? What are you talking about?

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Yeah, there's like the table stakes part that's kind of boring where you just have to have all the features that people expect from an app like that. in order to unlock the new way of thinking about it. So for the Granola case, it was like they had to build an actual note-taking app and all that comes with it.

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And how did you explain how that dynamic came to be? Because I get it for like recording audio. it just works for everything. But what you're saying, there's this whole era of not integrating directly with stuff. What's that about?

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And level four is that the AI itself, along with humans, is actually a threat. So, like... the AI can take its own actions, even like circumvent things. Like he talked about, they have to worry about, you know, they have these benchmarks or these tests that they do for safety to make sure that the model can't do certain things, like can't tell people how to make smallpox or whatever.

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Okay, that didn't really answer my question. I mean, I don't feel satisfied. Maybe it did, but I think it's like there's another example and I can't remember. I feel like there is another company where it was like, oh, that's a clever way of integrating with everything. Oh no, it was the conversation we had about like an AI tool that just looks at the file system.

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Use that as a source of truth and you don't have to integrate with every editor. You just interact with the file system. Yeah, so that's like a very clever way to get around This like this thing on your landing page where you have all the things you support. Yeah. It's like just what's a common denominator.

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Yeah. So it feels like that should be the ultimate thing. The Apple intelligence kind of thing, like...

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I don't know what they're doing. It's pretty bad. Hopefully they do that thing where they catch up really fast because I would like Apple software to be good because I love their hardware.

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Are you quitting terminal? Is that what you're saying? Is it not AI enough for you? It's not AI enough. You missed the meeting yesterday.

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It only would have happened if you started it. But the fact that you didn't start it because you weren't going to make it.

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So they have these tests, but they have to worry at level four that the AI will just like sandbag and pretend that it's not smart enough, even though it is because it knows it wants to pass the test. Yeah. Which is super interesting to think about. What do you do if these models can scale to super intelligence, smarter than us? How do you control something that's smarter than us?

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I got it. No, I got it. I don't use my computer. Is it that one? Yeah, so I made a video on my remote dev setup. Oh, I've been wanting this video. I can't believe I didn't see it. How do I not see? This is how big the world is. Anytime you think everyone just sees all your stuff, if anyone sees your videos, I should see your videos.

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right that's true yeah and i didn't know you made this video like are you ever on youtube no no i go to youtube from twitter links that people post would you see it oh because you think i would see i mean sometimes you would think i would see your tweets i don't know that's true i feel like we're friends and i should know when you make a good video that i really want to see and this is one i've wanted you to outline because i didn't want to bug you too much and be like hey could you tell me how you do the remote team bucks thing but now you've just made the video and i can watch it like every other normie this is awesome

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Yeah. The internet kind of sucks. It's kind of amazing, but it also kind of sucks. I'm just reading YouTube comments now. I wish I hadn't. Sorry, would you just not, just don't remind me that YouTube exists and I'll be a happier person.

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So it's funny. I just saw Kevin Naughton commented an excuse to not do any work for the next three or four weeks. I really do need to spend like two days and just like copy all your NeoVim setup and my NeoVim is so bad right now. I know. I just need to do all that work. And I just, it's so hard to take a time out.

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It's that stupid meme that I do hate because I resonate with it of like the cavemen with like the square wheels. And they're like too busy. Leave me alone. And the guy's like, but here's a wheel. It's that, but it's just so hard. Maybe you should just go use Cursor. You know what? I've actually thought about downloading it. I'm doing it right now. I do want to... I have it downloaded.

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Yeah, I want to download it. Like, why have I... It's like, all this stuff is free. Paid for by VCs. Why am I not using all of it? Just play around with it.

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Yeah. It's the we have cursor at home and it's like cursor at home is like four libraries duct taped together and like socks. Like why am I installing something like that on my machine? What is going on? It's like there's too much. There's too much steps. Too many steps.

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He didn't, no. Yeah, I guess, so what you're saying is, like, how is level three and below anything new to the world? Is it just more efficient? Like, a dumber person could figure out how to make an atomic bomb because AI is so smart?

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Because I just had the thought in my sleep last night, which is just an indictment on my sleep. I had the thought like, oh, poor Zed. How does Zed have a chance when there's all these AI things now? But they're doing the AI thing. It's like there's so many editors already. If you're not an AI editor, good luck.

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actually know like this is going to end up being the thing that wins so to me it's plausible like i don't i don't think they're screwed uh and that they are going to do ai stuff yeah i just didn't even know they were working on if they're working on the ai stuff then yeah good for them and they're not built on i have no idea i don't keep up on this stuff i've just i mean i use neovim because someone said use neovim so i do i mean they say ai in their um

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Yeah, all my muscle memory is around like switching between Tmux panes and doing all this stuff. And if I'm just in some editor now, I guess like I can get the Vim experience in the files, the actual files I'm modifying, but like, Okay, can I go back to something just on behalf of the normies that listen to us? Why is VS Code bad again? I know we all hate VS Code, but just someone remind me.

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Okay. I just take everyone's word for it when everyone's like making fun of VS Code. I'm like, yeah, VS Code. But I didn't actually know why.

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Oh, I'm going to try Cursor. I'm going to give it a go. I hope it doesn't botch the whole terminal code repo. YOLO.

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Ah, just use the integrated terminal. I hear it's good. Skeptical, but. Skeptical. I'm going to give it a shot. I'll let the listeners know if Cursor's good. They probably already know, but I'll let you know.

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Okay, I'll try Zed. If Zed has AI stuff, I'll start there, actually, because I'd rather use the thing that you think is good, generally, in life.

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Definitely stuff. Zed. What is it? Zed.dev. The editor for what's next. Humans and AI.

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So he speaks to that, like, the world is... The state that it is, it's mostly been safe because the overlap of people who are extremely intelligent and the people who want to do a lot of harm to people is a small overlap.

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Tip of the hat to AI. Used by X, Typeform, Midjourney, and Tailwind. That's an interesting collection of companies. You know who else uses it? Terminal. Terminal. We've got to get the Terminal logo on the Bunsite.

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Actually, I've been bun-pilled. I'm enjoying bun quite a lot because I just copy everything you do.

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There's nothing better than that. Like a weight dollar sign and then put your shell command in there. That feels so good.

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I gotta go, Dax. When I say I gotta go and you're like, one more thing and then you have like four more things. We could pause if you want to do a two-hour episode.

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I want to talk to you. You don't want to talk to me. It's fine. I'm going to pee myself.

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Generally, there's not a lot of people that fit both those things, but the fear is that AI increases that overlap because now you take people who want to do a lot of harm and you give them intelligence they didn't have. I guess that's the vague general idea. Yeah.

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Cause they didn't know we were here and they didn't look at the radar or whatever. Sonar. I don't know.

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So I remember when North Korea, there was a lot of tension with North Korea and like they were shooting a lot of rockets just to like flex their muscles. And there's a lot of talk about like how soon could North Korea develop nuclear weapons?

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Is that not like that's not because they're not smart enough, not smart enough, but like they don't have the knowledge of how to do it or it takes years to develop that technology. Is that not something I could be faster at?

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Yeah, if I'm being honest, I don't really buy all the AI safety talk. Like, it's so hard to know what's just noise. Like, what is just posturing and, like, even competitive. Like, some of these CEOs, there's a bit of, like, pulling the ladder up, right? That's been kind of at least theorized. I don't know if it's been proven.

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But, like, when the people that have the biggest AI companies training the big extensive models are the ones leading the charge on, we need to make this harder. Yeah. I don't know. Is there some other motive involved? But yeah, I guess like and then it seems like the other dialogue, you don't know what like is grounded in reality.

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There's so many people that talk about AI safety that don't seem to have any idea what that looks like. It's like at the government level, like they have no idea. Like nobody has any clue what that practically looks like. So yeah, it just feels like that whole conversation is either not grounded in reality or might have other kind of like hidden agendas behind it. I'm not scared.

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I say bring on the AI. It's like if it could solve problems and make things easier, yeah, I feel like if it gives the good guys more tools too.

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I guess on the digital front, though, there is a lot of havoc that systems could do, like banking systems. If autonomous AI stuff that had its own agenda... It could cause a lot of problems in the world, even if it's only digital and doesn't have physical form, right?

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a long sleeve long sleeve shirt yeah i went for a walk this morning outside at 5 30 in the morning because it was 50 degrees here which is amazing it's been so cold and it should not be 50 before 6 a.m that's unusual going outside when it's 50 degrees is uh it's really dangerous you should have seen how i was dressed probably lighter than you're dressed right now

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I listened to another podcast of Lex's with, I think his name was Adam Frank. He's like some kind of a astro something, astrophysicist maybe.

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He looks at space, but he like, he like thinks about his job is like, I guess they just got the first grant for looking for techno... What did he call it? Techno... Signatures? Techno signatures. It's like bio signatures would be like looking at a planet and saying, is there any like... Are there gases that would prove that there's life on this planet?

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But techno signatures are like, does this prove that there's advanced technology? So they're like actually looking at...

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exoplanets in the habitable zone or whatever uh and trying to find like signs that they have created technology i can't remember what some of them were a super fascinating guy just go listen to lex podcast what are you doing listen to us just go just listen like the last five episodes are all good i just listened to them all we're just we're now just a podcast that summarizes that other podcast

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No. So he did talk about Dyson spheres, which I didn't remember knowing what those were. That's wild. Which I think they proved you can't, they couldn't actually make a Dyson sphere.

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Yes. Listen, I don't have a great memory. Okay. And I know I've heard of Dyson spheres, but until I heard him talk about them on this episode, I didn't recall.

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It's like basically this big sphere around your star, around the sun that like all the energy from that sun, which that's another crazy thing that he talks about is like the levels of civilization, the level, whatever they are, the energy output. Yeah. But the technosphere thing, I think the main one they're looking at, what did he say? What did he say? it was not Dyson spheres.

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It was satellites, radio waves. No, it wasn't waves. I don't remember, man. I'm sorry. It would be interesting content and conversation. I just don't remember. Oh, what would you personally look for? Well, let's see. What would I look for? If there was a civilization with technology, uh,

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Oh, yeah. No, this isn't like they have images. He did talk about imaging. This is just... We're going off the rails. I could just talk about different podcast episodes forever. But he did talk about in the next however many hundred years that we'd be able to have Manhattan-size imaging, interstellar view, cities the size of Manhattan.

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what did he say, 26 kilometer resolution or something on exoplanets. They have this idea for, it sounds like science fiction for sure. And that's the cool thing about science fiction. That would be crazy. The way it worked is like, you send all these like sensors, cameras, I guess, way away from earth, the opposite direction from the sun.

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So Florio came from the clouds with some great fan fiction that actually turned out to be kind of true. Florio wrote an article on Friday and essentially was like, he should pull out of the draft. go back to college, make more money now.

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Do you know how sad that is that what you just said? What's that? Like how old we're getting. You're like, I'm going to an antique store to find a DVD. Yeah.

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DVDs were the shit. Oh, man. I was talking with someone the other day. Remember the six months that LaserDiscs had a run where it was just huge DVDs? Yeah, I caught the very tail. It was like, this is the future.

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Right, right, right. Yeah, a metallic record. They're like, we used the entire school budget on this one machine.

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Now that he's in these third, fourth, fifth rounds, he would have made more money in NIL this year in college than probably his entire rookie contract because it falls off a cliff in terms of guaranteed money and all that stuff.

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And he, Florio basically was like, it, it's never been done because if you go to the combine, usually you're not able to get back into college football, but where NCAA is now is the antitrust laws and everything that's going on. They would be able to sue and probably win that lawsuit.

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What was the decision? Because most like comedians, I feel like when they do a big tour like this, they go home during the week and then they go back out and you're like, I just want to be out. So how many months are you going to be away from home?

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I think it's just more or less because I think there was a time when he was like 15 a day. God damn. I think so, yeah.

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You're not sober. Literally, we were going to do this show at 6, and you text me like, hey, can I come at 7? I got high, and I got to watch Rush Hour.

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You don't think Dion makes them go to school? Well, that was the other part of Fleur's thing. He said he should transfer somewhere else. Oh, I love that. And get coached by someone else.

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And prove to the world. Okay. Cause there was the other Quinn yours was the other one where Quinn years had a choice. He was offered. I, the report was, you know, six, $7 million NIL offer, I think from a big 10 school. Uh, and he decided to go to the draft and he got drafted. What? Seventh round, seventh round to that.

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The reality, like, when we go and we do, like, Grit Week or we go Super Bowl Week and everyone's like, you guys must party the whole time. It's like, not really. Yeah. Because, like, if I did, we wouldn't be able to do our job.

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The end of the tour, though. The end of Super Bowl week, we'll go out. You're going to go out at the end of the tour.

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You did a reunion with Comptown with Adam and Nick. I mean, it was hilarious having you guys back together. How did it come about that you guys were doing it? Because you guys only broke up three years ago.

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Yeah. It's very funny. Wait, so you did it. I mean, the reaction probably, I know that you weren't surprised, but it had to feel good. Because it's a time and place for a lot of people who love that show. I count myself in that.

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Right place, right time. And PFT and I are, like, in the town where everyone starts breaking up, and we're like, we're still good, right? Like, Desus and Mero break up, Comptown breaks up. It all happened pretty quick. Yeah, and we're just like, but we're good. You're the married couple that's still good.

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And it was like the last time because it was, you know, podcasts obviously started well before that. Joe Rogan, Bill Simmons, all these guys. So it's not like we invented podcasting, but I think that that was.

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I mean, KFC had a you know, I was on KFC radio for four years before the KFC was the one who was like.

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podcasting is the future and Dave's like dumb idea but like that yeah that 2015-16-17 range where it's like that was kind of the last time where you could break through unless you have like multiple Super Bowls or you know played a sport or done something you're right we were like yeah we're like it's like when the NFL would draft a guy out of the fucking mind

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yeah that was us yeah you know we were just like oh yeah i saw a strong guy yeah pulling you know like working on a farm let's make him our lineman yeah we were just guys yeah he's got media careers he's a really good plumber but yeah like i don't think that you could i i think like i say that always because i i hate when people have success and they just completely just oh my god they're like luck had nothing to do with it it's like dude luck had

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I'll also say that you have stayed young at heart. And I think that people who try to shame that always... It's so funny to me. I'll get it a lot where people are like, 40-year-old father of three, grow up. It's like, no, dude. I don't have to grow up. That's the best part of this job. I can literally just be an idiot for the rest of my life.

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All sports fans have had to become legal experts at some point. Absolutely. Just because someone got into hot water. Last week we decided Arch Manning can't win the big one. And Texas fans were getting so mad at us. So fun.

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this is what you do with your friends yeah just like troll your friend totally yeah yeah your guy sucks just mock a child like a strong child but still like a 20 year old child who could kick our ass of course of course i feel like as a manning though manning i don't have to respect the child aspect you're right because like he's already royalty so you're right like yeah you're a choker a 14 year old manning a 14 year old manning is like a 50 year old with a 401k mortgage

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So I don't know what the Browns are going to do. It's very Browns. It... Someday we'll probably get one of those athletic reports where they say, hey, here's what happened in the 2025 Browns War Room. And I'm just taking a guess here. But I think that maybe they drafted Dylan Gabriel so that Jimmy Haslam couldn't be like, hey, you have to draft Shador Sanders.

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I mean, the NFL is just every game matters. True. It's really like the NBA. I love NBA basketball. I love basketball. I just can't the regular season. I can't like, just let me know when the playoffs start and I'll be tuned into every game. Yeah. But it's just, it was 50 games.

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And then when it got to the fifth round, Jimmy Haslam still was like, hey, no, you still have to draft Shador. George Sanders.

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You'll never get me on record, you motherfuckers. He's fine. Fuck you guys. We're fine. Josh Allen Lamar Jackson. He couldn't win it either. What about him? Is he on the list? Hold on. No, he wasn't. Oh, well, fuck you. He's on the list. No, no, no. He's on the list. He's friends of ours. No, the refs. I don't care. Be a fucking journalist. No, we don't do that.

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Listen, we keep you off of lists because we're friends with you. No, but I was thinking about this the other day, and it was kind of a depressing thought because I like Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow. I like all three of those guys. They're so much fun to watch.

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That's what I'm saying, dude. That's what I'm saying. But it's depressing because those guys are awesome, and it's like it's the Philip Rivers. Like, where it's like, that guy was awesome at being a quarterback, and he never went to a Super Bowl.

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You're basically doing the like, I wouldn't even want to win the lottery because your life would get ruined.

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Because then he could just be a little bit better in the postseason. Everyone's like, holy shit, team on his back. Is he just tired in the playoffs? He's like, that was a long fucking season.

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Yeah. Yeah. So we'll see what happens. But I think if I had to guess, it feels like it's going to be a...

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I felt bad that you had to do because, you know, we kind of have made you our Ravens fan. No, I was kidding. Not for what we did.

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Hold on. Go ahead. I am not apologizing for having you on after the loss. That Katie Nolan also used you as after.

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I think it won't be as bad as Tebow mania just because it will be – so I'm guessing here. I think they'll have Joe Flacco and Kenny Pickett in a QB competition for QB1. I think whoever loses that competition will get traded to a team that needs a QB because of injuries or whatever during training camp.

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You just get. Listen. if there's a franchise that's equipped for Justin Tucker it's the Ravens you got a fan base that has done who's basically gotten their JD in Ray Lewis and Terrell Suggs you're ready and Ray Wright you guys have more law degrees than any fan base yeah and the fan base is mostly guys who have represented themselves in court you know

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It's a double whammy for Justin Tucker that he also started sucking this year. I mean, in hindsight, maybe it makes a difference.

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Yeah. Because I would think that would be like if you just go on vacation in Greece and you're just having women just... All over you. Oh, that'd be nice. Yeah.

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I think Dylan Gabriel will be the second quarterback, and I think Shador will be the emergency third string. So it's hard to be a lot of the hype. What if he plays better in camp? But if he's not even dressing, I think that does diminish a little of the hype.

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All right. I got one last question. Roback question. R-H-O-B-A-C-K dot com. Promo code TAKE. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback dot com. Promo code TAKE. I guess this is the draft episode. So what do you think about the Ravens pick?

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I hope you do like a – You are going to be an awesome player. I hope you guys pick like a character concern guy so you have to answer for him and Justin. Yeah, yeah.

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Great locker room. And if it's not the locker room, you got the veterans. Ray Lewis and Terrell Suggs are going to come in and they'll mentor. Absolutely. Oh, yeah.

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Shane is back from Italy. Shane brought us gifts, but he forgot them. Shane brought us gifts, but he forgot them. Shane, we want the gifts on Wednesday's show. Is that okay?

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uh what sure what do you mean yeah oh i want i want you to give the gifts when we're taping wednesday show on tuesday and we'll get a recap of your italy trip okay does that work yeah okay he didn't get max anything also did you kill the pope I did not kill the Pope, no. Were you in Italy when the Pope died? I was.

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I'm getting hot. I'm getting hot. Wizards got it? Sim it again. Let's go. Let's sim it one more time. One more time. Pelicans. One more time. Jazz. One more time. Jazz. How many times do we have to send it for the Bulls to get it? Blazers. Wizards. Wizards. Spurs. Charlotte. Charlotte. Oh, you're cold, Max. Have we seen the Sixers once? Sixers. There it is. There it is. All right.

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Eagles. Is Dylan Gabriel? Dylan Gabriel, I feel like, is going to be one of those career backup. Well, actually, he's our guy, right? Didn't Daniel Jeremiah give it to us? Is he Mr. PMT? He's Mr. PMT, so we got to root for him. Let's go Dill. Yeah. I mean, he's a good quarterback. He's just short and doesn't have the strongest arm.

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The other one I want to see along those same lines. Wait, wait. Desmond Watson went to the Bucs, you're saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They both went to. Yeah, next to Vida Vey. Yeah. That will be incredible. That would be an incredible line. That is like a goal line stop package. You want to know how to stop the tush push? Yeah. I think the Bucks just did. They just did. No, he's so awesome.

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Whenever I would see him on Florida, he just leans on people. Yeah. And his numbers get erased because his jersey just scrunches up. He's awesome.

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Yeah. It's like the Dallas Cowboys 88. Yeah, it's all retired. No, but I'm just saying. He's already proven it.

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Also, speaking of numbers, I was worried about Matthew Golden, the Packers first round pick, but he picked number 22 for a wide receiver. Yuck. Yeah, that's tough. So bad. That is so slow for a wide receiver. That is so bad. That's maybe the worst you could pick for a wide receiver. They got to put the numbers back to old school.

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Different. Basketball is so different. Also, what were you going to say, Max? You like the number zero?

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Itching your nose. Yeah. By the way, the booth smells bad. It does. I don't know what they're doing in there. We got problems. Memes dressed like Luka today. I don't know what's going on. Other stories I liked. Did you guys see that Lions six-round draft pick Ahmad Hassanine on the phone with Dan Campbell said, I will die on the field for you, coach.

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I think that's the one guy you can't say that to because he'll just be like, okay, great. Now I have my week one motivational speech.

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Also, too soon, because I think the only person who's ever died on an NFL team was that Lions player in, like, the 60s. I was going to say prayers for DeMar. Yeah, prayers for DeMar. But I'm pretty sure that was... Don't fact check. Well, fact check me. Lions player died on the field. I'm almost positive that was the only death on the field in the NFL. So too soon, bro. How could you do that?

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That's just up-tempo offense. It's rinky-dink offense. By the way, I was right. It was Chuck Hayes in 1971 died on an NFL team, on an NFL field for the Detroit Lions. So officially too soon.

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What else from the draft? Oh, I want to say we give this speech every year, but the draft grades are so funny because you can go depending on your team. You can go and find a great draft grade for your team or a bad draft grade for your team. We always bring up the 2012 Seahawks draft class from Bleach Report graded a D. That was the draft class that got Bruce Irvin.

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Oh, they gave it an F. Oh, they gave it an F. Bobby Wagner, Russell Wilson, Robert Turbin, and Jeremy Lane. And they gave it an F. I also found a very funny tweet that basically sums up the entire trying to grade how the draft went for your team. This is from ZWK Football.

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Based on the consensus value of the picks they made, Atlanta had one of the best drafts and the LA Rams had one of the worst drafts. including value gained slash loss from trades. The Rams had one of the best drafts, and Atlanta had one of the worst.

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If you're perfectly as smart as I am, then I will give you an A. And even if it's someone grading the drafts that didn't have a mock draft themselves, they're just grading it on what other people thought the draft was going to happen. How other people thought the draft was going to happen. But yeah, I don't know. Did you guys like your draft?

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I thought the Bears probably should have gotten a running back. Got sniped a few times. Maybe should have gotten more defensive line, but I do like Luther Burden.

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i was a little bit confused with the commander's draft class i like the the first pick that we had yeah guy from oregon he's big that's my analysis he's very athletic good feet used to play running back i forgot to tell you uh nate tice our friend who we're gonna have on in football season his dad mike tice he had his dad uh grade all the offensive linemen for his podcast and mike tice did have your guys his favorite uh outside uh you know tackle

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The Bears should have gotten a running back. They didn't. Well, they did late. They got the kid from Rutgers, but you could see how it fell. They got sniped like three different times where there was a run on running backs right before their pick.

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That's kind of how I feel with the running backs in the Bears. Like, how do we not get draft players that ended in in B? We got the fastest linebacker ever from Maryland. Actually, our good friend Tom Fornelli thinks that maybe we drafted him to be the running back. Gotcha. Even though he doesn't play running back because he's so fast.

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How fast was your guy's linebacker? I just read that he was the fastest in the draft. What was his 40 time? I don't have it in front of me. My linebacker was 4.42, so maybe not the fastest, but that's pretty fucking fast. Okay.

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Yeah, one person, I don't understand how this works. All right, well, you look up your guy's speed. What was your guy's name?

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We have the draft. We have the playoffs. We should probably start with the draft. Mel Kiper might have had the greatest meltdown of all time, and I'm worried about Mel.

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4-4-6 is what I'm looking at right now. That is not as fast as my guy. Sorry. Looks like I got the fastest. It said fastest linebacker in the draft. 4-4-6. But my guy went 4-4-2. So AI is lying.

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Washington gets athletic freak in all caps. So our good friend Tom Fernelli, there's a site called Relative Athletic Score. where it has you ranked in your position group. So you see this right here, PFT? So this is him as a linebacker, and then this is him as a running back. He would basically be like a freak in all of the running back.

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Oh, no, it's bad, actually. Well, it's eight point two two, but it's a nine point two is a running back. This all started because I said that I think that the Bears might have drafted a linebacker that's going to be a running back per Tom Fordelli. He ran a 4-4-2 at his pro day. Okay. Shorter hash marks. Well, you had the fastest at the combine. All right. Any other draft things?

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They're all the draft grades. I basically came to the conclusion this weekend, too. The only way that you can have a steal of the draft is you just have to draft a guy who's got problems.

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pageantry of it all it feels great it feels great uh oh i had two last things one i loved the saints pick of quincy riley because they had his superlatives up there and it was twitchy will gamble excellent competitiveness so it sounds like basically me every sunday when i drink too much coffee just ready to gamble and then here's one that want to feel old pft This came from at Mikey Sanders.

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I don't think it's actually the right one. Yeah, I saw that. Want to feel old. Tyler Shuck will officially be the last person drafted to the NFL born in the 1990s.

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Yeah. Now, I don't know if that could be official because I'm sure there's an old. Like, what about me? Yeah, there's an old player in college football right now that could maybe have like an incredible eighth year and get drafted.

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Yeah, there's going to be some of those. Yeah, when you've seen their whole... When the juniors start to go. When you see their whole career and their dad's whole career. Yeah, overall, good draft, though. Shador made everything interesting all the way till Saturday. He did. Like, I know I was watching on Saturday being like, this has to happen eventually. I'm never going to watch that prank call.

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It... Actually, no, I don't know if they might have gotten... The original version was very glitchy because it was ripped from a Twitch stream that was glitchy, so that made it not as bad. But then I think they got a cleaner version that was bad. It was tough to watch. Very tough to watch. He'll be okay. He'll be fine. And if he's not, he'll still be fine. Yeah, he's good.

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If he's not good in the NFL, he'll still be fine. He's going to be okay. He'll be fine. The draft party room with the legendary and everything, that, in retrospect, was that the worst draft party ever?

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he did have a good sense of humor. That quote when he said, yeah, he's like, if they're going to make him wait, what are they going to do to me? Yeah. Oh, we got to mention the Jaguars GM, which we mentioned on Thursday night, but then he doubled down. Yeah. The press conference, an all-time just chill out, man. Oh, I disagree. He's crazy.

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But here's the problem. James Gladstone seems like a really nice guy. He's 34 years old. It does feel like he's trying a little too hard to be something that he maybe isn't yet. But I'm thinking maybe he is. Maybe he is his visionary. All right, here's James Gladstone, the Jaguars GM, talking about Travis Hunter's introductory press conference.

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Yeah, it was a wild draft because of Shador Sanders and watching the slide, which in retrospect, I think we were – we didn't think he was – we talked to McShay. We talked to Daniel Jeremiah. I don't think we thought he was going to be a first-rounder. We didn't think he was going to be a fourth-rounder.

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Also, he could just be simply being like a perfect shield for Liam Cohn because when he starts going, you're like, that other guy seems fine now.

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Yeah, I mean, Travis Hunter is that good, so maybe he's right on it. All right, any other draft things? Draft is complete. That means football is getting close. Feels good. May 14th is our next football where we get to football schedules.

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Yeah. But you can also it's it also there is awkwardness when they when they'll pass it to like six different people.

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yeah like all right we're gonna get you on now with your with the the president of football ops all right now it's the gm now we got your position coaches yeah here's the owner wants to talk to you the owner yeah you're just passing the phone along like everyone's just like hey man you ready to get going it's like you ready to get out here yeah i'd really like to get back to my party crack a beer and get my dick sucked that's okay you ready to get going

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I know there's a certain sect of the internet, our audience, that might be like NBA boring. These NBA playoffs have been incredible. Outside of the Cavs heat and the Thunder Grizzlies, every series has had a moment and every series has had some bad blood and felt awesome to watch. We had a great weekend of playoff basketball. Where do we want to start? We'll start on Saturday.

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I don't know. That was from 2018. That's kind of bullshit. People were pulling that up. I'll say this. We're obviously biased. Bias is out in the open with Deion. Spin zone for Deion and the Sanders family. Deion Sanders actually father of the year because he got his fourth round son mocked as a first rounder. Yeah, that's pretty crazy.

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So, Max, are you good with that Friday night? Yeah, that's fine. I do. When we do... It's a Friday-Sunday game, and I feel like the Sunday game is... Yeah, you erased your sadness.

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Yeah. The Thunder Grizzlies, let's just credit to us. We said we're not going to talk about the Thunder until the next round, and we don't have to because they are in the next round. They're the first team to switch their ticket.

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to the next round also Cavs heat that's just over just get it out of my face let's move on there was one in each one in the Eastern Conference one in the Western Conference just don't even care just fucking go to the next was the one seeds uh the Nuggets Clippers game on Saturday this series is so good and this is where this is kind of where I my opening statement is

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If you're not watching this series, you just are saying you have a preconceived notion about the NBA that you're not going to move off of. Because this has been one of the most entertaining series. We're only four games in. This game had a 22-point comeback. And the only reason the comeback wasn't completed was...

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The closest buzzer beater you could possibly ever have by Aaron Gordon who dunked in Jokic's airball.

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But remember DeAndre Ayton's The Valley Hoop? If you watch that one back, the ball... They maybe could have even put a .1 second left, but I think it's when the ball hit the ground. Because there was still time left on the clock when it went through the hoop. But this is...

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Yeah, whoever said that, they might have forgotten the value. We got to respect the value. ESPN.com? Yeah, I mean, how is this not a dunk? The value was a dunk. Am I am I going crazy? I'm looking at it. That's a that's a dunk.

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You don't usually have that happen where a guy ends up going pick 144, is mocked in a lot of mocks as a first rounder. So credit to Deion. Oh, fifth round. Sorry. Fifth round. Once it gets past the fourth round, I just... I kind of all the numbers blend together.

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It feels like you guys are having a private conversation to get. I promise you. Stephen Shea gave me a bet.

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correct yeah okay so then if at that same time is when the basket counts then there should be time to throw an inbounds pass try to get a foul with like no time left on the clock essentially i still don't understand i know that if there's less than point one they don't like the game's over like you can't inbound it i mean it's what is it it's like point four you can't inbound it and grab the ball but you could get a foul i still don't understand do you guys understand am i the only one who's dumb or you guys understand what they're saying

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You guys have found a way to ruin the coolest moment ever. I don't even understand what's going on. That play was so awesome.

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144 fifth round to the Cleveland Browns, who, by the way, had an incredible logo that looked like testicles from the right angle all weekend.

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But there's been buzzer beaters where the ball is going through when the buzzer count, when the buzzer goes off.

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Right here. Yeah. Watch the value. Watch the like. He literally dunked it and there was, I don't know, point one second left when it goes through. Find the actual the actual like play of it. Not not a replay. Not that.

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um just google it max google value and you'll be able to see the highlight i also this game was yokich just reminding everyone that he's the best player in the world because he was if he had his teammates stink now aaron gordon was incredible with that with that uh watch this ready he dunks it

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There was still – the ball was all the way through, and there was still like a second – like a .1 left, and it was game over. So it might not be until it hits the ground. Right.

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Yeah, because I think that's – I mean, I remember that play very well. Oh, there's our guy Pepev. Because that was why I was confused. I saw the stat about the dunk, and I was like – The value definitely happens.

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Maybe it's not technically a dunk because it was an inbound pass? I don't fucking know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. But yeah, this game was Jokic being like, I'm the best player in the world. He had 36-21-8, which is just insane. And everyone around him watched. Ready? And see? Did they put time back on? No, they didn't. That was the end of the game.

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That was the last play of the game, if you look at the box score. Like, Jamal Murray was 5 for 17. Christian Brown was 8 for 19. I wonder if Jokic had guys who could shoot around him, he would have so many more assists.

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capable of doing it yeah porter has played better uh but it's just it's like yokish had to basically carry his team and then obviously the clippers with like norman powell and and and kawaii and james harden everyone's playing like 22 point comeback to have it and like that what it's an insane series it's the same game insane series i i hope it goes seven it's so much fun to watch i love it when yokich gets the ball and the shot clock is about to expire and he just does like

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Yeah, just all weekend long. But yeah, so it was crazy. So we had obviously Cam Ward. I feel bad for Cam Ward because his being number one overall got completely hijacked by the Shador Sanders draft. Looks like Walker from a couple years ago. Yeah. Nobody ever talks about him. Yeah, Jackson Dart obviously went to the Giants with the 25th pick.

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And the series got a little chippy. Yeah. It's been fun. Yeah. We had the James Harden step back push.

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I think he pushed Eric Gordon he stepped back very quickly and I was like oh that's kind of a pussy move but then as the clip goes on he did he did square up the entire Nuggets team yeah he was ready to go which is very funny and we also have this series has given us peak Balmer which every fucking owner should act like Balmer like the he lives and dies with every single possession

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To start the fourth quarter. And they just kept on chipping away. But, yeah, this has been incredible. And I did hit that 31, which was Stephen Shea. Shout out to Stephen Shea. He needs his – the guy is the dumbest person I know. But hitting a 30-1 on the closest buzzer beater possible is something I'll remember for the rest of my life. Saturday Night Warriors Rockets, Steph Curry.

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Steph Curry is just – he just – here's what Steph Curry is doing right now. Uh, Jimmy Butler's out. He's playing with a bunch of guys who are there. No disrespect to him, but like this game basically came down to Gary Payton being able to run a perfect pick and roll with Steph Curry for the entire fourth quarter.

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And Gary Payton deserves a lot of credit because like the way he was short rolling his attacking the hoop, he needed, they needed one guy who could, who could do that with Steph Curry because they couldn't score in the first half. And Steph had two points through a quarter and a half and he ended up with 36. This is what Steph Curry's doing, though. He's 37 years old. Steph Curry...

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broke and demolished the Rockets, the James Harden Rockets, the Chris Paul, Clint Capella, those Rockets. And I think 2015 he beat them on his way to his first title. And then, of course, in the famous seven-game series, what was that? I think it was 2018 or 2017, whatever year that was, when it went seven and the Rockets, remember, they shot like two for 30 from three.

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He demolished the Houston Rockets. The Rockets then bottomed out. Three years in a row, they averaged 19 wins. They have rebuilt themselves into a very talented young team that should be good in the West for a long time. And guess who's still there demolishing these new Rockets? Steph Curry.

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Tyler Shaw, I can never pronounce his name because everyone pronounces it differently. Shad... McShay was pronouncing it Shuck. I'm going to go with McShay. Tyler Shuck went to the Saints with the 40th pick. And then we all kind of were like, hey, this is probably going to happen at some point. And then Jalen Milrow went to the Seahawks with the 92nd pick. Shout out Jalen Milrow.

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I know it's very simplistic and it sounds it's not like it's a no duh thing but when you watch Steph play it's not even his shots which are so incredible by the way one of the coolest things in all of sports is when Steph hits one of his dagger threes and he knows it's good and he starts running back before it goes through he did that with like three minutes left when they were up six and he just turned around and that's to have that confidence and know that it's going to happen is so awesome but

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Like, Steph and the amount of eyeballs on him and how much energy they have to take to defend him and the gravity he pulls on the court just makes everything else so much easier. You watch it. Even when he's not scoring, there's a reason why there's a guy cutting free to the basket. It's because Steph Curry's out there and they can't leave him alone for a second.

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So, yeah. And shout out Gary Payton because he was very, very good. And he that pick and roll was deadly. And it's like they without Jimmy Butler there, they need someone to step up. And this series still has a lot left. So it's not like the Warriors have won it. But I do feel like Steph because we don't know how much longer he's going to play.

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You have to enjoy those like Saturday night was one of those. Holy shit. We get to watch Steph Curry play basketball. This is so much fun.

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This is what the NBA is. You have to go through the wars to climb the mountain. And guess what? Fred Van Vliet shouldn't be shooting the ball 14 times or whatever he did. And they lost their cool a little after you see Draymond and Jalen Green go at it.

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That is a win for Draymond. And I'm not defending Draymond because he's done some very questionable things. But if you are at a point after the game that you're so mad at Draymond that you're jawing with him and you look like you're that upset, Draymond is walking back to the locker room and literally saying to everyone, hey, we got him.

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Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. Okay, Sunday, Nick's Pistons, Carl Anthony Towns. Good for him. He's the difference. Just bombing it from downtown. He is the difference, and I say he's the difference because Cade Cunningham is phenomenal. Cade Cunningham had a triple-double. Jalen Brunson is phenomenal. He had 32 and 11 assists. The Pistons don't have a Carl Anthony Towns, the Knicks do.

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When you have another guy, that's why they traded for him. His last two minutes where he hit a three, he hit a fadeaway on the baseline where he was basically out of bounds, and then he hit another three, that's the difference in this series that they have a Carl Anthony Towns.

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He said after the draft. that the Seahawks told him that he was the best quarterback in the draft as official meeting with the Seahawks. And then John Schneider in his press conference reporter asked him, he's like, no, I didn't say that. I don't think that actually. So shout out John Schneider. Very awkward moment. Also shout out John Schneider because we got to get him on at some point.

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They should just say, no, it wasn't a foul. I mean, if they had said, hey, we didn't call any fouls all day. That's why we didn't call that. That would have been a better response by the NBA because I was like, when it happened in real time, I was like, well, yeah, of course they didn't call it. They literally haven't called fouls.

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Pistons fans have every right to be bullshit. As I was watching it, I guess I probably phrased it wrong when I tweeted right after the game, but I wasn't surprised just because they didn't call anything all game. Like, they were consistently, we're not calling fouls. They turned fouls off, which was crazy. But yeah, no, Pistons fans have every right to be upset because it was bullshit.

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Yeah. Yeah. Um, I'm just happy for cat. He almost got in a fight. I would need to see that the zestiest fight possible.

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But this is why, dare I say it, I actually think, because we'll talk about the Lakers-Timberwolves, I think it might have been one of those trades where both teams kind of did better off because Julius Randle adds a toughness and a bully ball aspect that the Wolves can use when Anthony Edwards needs help. And Cat,

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can disappear at moments but the knicks needed another offensive weapon that could be like hey i can take this yeah so it's not just jalen brunson going iso right like trying to drive into everyone's face and i'm gonna i credit to i i said after game two that jalen brunson when he foul baits uh is hard to watch i feel like it has not been as egregious recently and he's passed the ball a lot better

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Like, you could see that they did not go just straight ISO like they did in game two. And when he's playing like that, he was phenomenal. I mean, he's an incredible player, and he took over as well. Yeah, that cat turnaround on the baseline where he was basically out of bounds when he hit that. That was an insane, insane play. Are you at all worried about the Knicks? No. Okay. Okay. That's good.

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We met him at the combine a few years ago. Seems like a very cool dude. I don't know if you saw this. I think it was maybe after the first round, a reporter asked how he'd handle an owner meddling in the draft. And he said, well, I worked for the Washington Redskins for a year. Yep. So he was very honest about that. He's like, I've been there. I would roll over and I would take it. Yeah.

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I think that this is going to go the distance, though. You do? I think so. Anthony Edwards was so good. And he's like, his decision-making has gotten so much better. What did he end up with, 43? It was over 40. Yeah. I think he had 43.

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And listen, that game was fun at the end because LeBron couldn't get the ball inbounds, then fouled Anthony Edwards, which I don't know if the Lakers got screwed or maybe J.J. Redick screwed that up. But the way it worked was the Lakers called the timeout to get the ball to half court. Yep.

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And the Timberwolves called the challenge within 30 seconds of the timeout, won the challenge, and then the Lakers lose their timeout.

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Yeah, well, that's what happened. So it was like, I don't know if JJ should have waited to see if they were going to challenge before using his timeout.

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All day. All day. All day. Shams had a report. Yep. He was like, here's what Luca did all day. And I clicked the video to be like, what did Luca do all day? He slept. He literally was like, he slept all day. All day on Saturday. He hibernated on Saturday. It was the weirdest report ever. Can you find the clip, Max?

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On today's part of my take, we've got a ton to get to. We have the NFL draft concluding. We have NBA and NHL playoffs. We have our good friend Peter Schrager, who is there in Green Bay to talk about the draft. Shador, what happened there? Who had great drafts? Who had some weird moves? We also have our good friend Stavros Halkias in studio. Great time with him, as always.

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I clicked on it being like Luka Doncic found some cryo chamber alternative medicine and was cured of the flu in some miraculous way. Shams literally just had a report that he slept all day. Play it.

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All day. He couldn't do that Thursday and Friday. No. Couldn't sleep. Saturday, all day in his bed. Good for him.

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Because he's the owner and he signs the checks. Yeah. So Jalen Milrow goes 90 seconds to Seahawks. Jalen Milrow is an incredible athlete. You could be like, hey, the upside makes sense. Jalen Milrow struggles to throw the football at times, and that's what a quarterback should do. Then Dylan Gabriel goes 94 to the Cleveland Browns.

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He hit five shots. He went five for nine for 27 points. He went 15 for 18 at the free throw line. Yeah, he was good from the line tonight. He was very good from the line. I mean, he was still, I mean, that block he had was incredible. That was like old school LeBron. I mean, he still can do everything. It's just they don't have enough guys. They really don't.

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They don't have enough size for the Wolves. No subs. No subs. It's crazy when one's a guy who spent all day in bed and the other guy's 40. And you played on Friday. Right. Right. That's insane. Insane. So I think, yeah, the Wolves hit the awoo because the Wolves are... They're a problem. Do you hate JJ, Hank? Do you hate JJ, Hank?

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And Julius Randle has a little bit of that shit to him where he could be like, yeah, you know what? I'm just going to be a bully for a little bit here. Cat maybe wouldn't do that as much. Yeah.

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Yeah, right. But that was kind of what they were missing. Cat's a better offensive player than Julius Randle, but the way Julius Randle could be like, no, you know what? Fuck this. I'm going to take this. The Wolves kind of need that a little bit. I agree. And Nas Reed hit some big threes. Yeah, the Wolves are... Anthony Edwards, he's gone up another level.

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Dude, he goes to everyone. Everyone, and he talks shit to them. And he makes... I feel like his decision-making is better than it was last year, too.

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Right, he's more in control, knows when to pass, knows how to read defenses. Super explosive. But yeah, the last possession where they called the review, which this is the other thing that I feel like the Lakers might have gotten a little screwed on because the original review the announcer said or the ref said was for ball out of bounds. And then they reviewed it and saw that LeBron fouled.

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Yeah, the Hawkeye was crazy there. But yeah, that play was like Dante DiVincenzo, who also had some big moments driving the lane. And then Anthony Edwards just basically driving it with him and him just handing him the ball. And then LeBron did the foul. So you think it's going to go seven? I think so.

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I'll say this. I think the Lakers are like I would maybe even game of the year the Lakers in game five.

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yeah that's probably what I'm getting at is I feel like it's definitely going to go six right and then I think that this is an Adam Silver situation oh LeBron game seven numbers well that's that basically will decide who's the face of the league that's true because Adam Silver wouldn't do it for if it goes seven that means that LeBron is still the face still the face or Luka is or possibly Luka yeah all right what other oh the Celtics you feel feel we can how'd the game go

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We got to actually – I wonder what Tony Grassi said because, remember, he's the – He's a Cleveland sports radio host who I'm quoting him. So it's not me saying it. I'm quoting him. When they got Baker Mayfield, he said, we've got a fucking midget. Dylan Gabriel is shorter than Baker Mayfield. He probably was pissed. He was punching air. And then so we're like, what the hell is going on?

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Dame, I think, towards Achilles. Sucks. Yep. The Pacers are just better. Yep. Pacers are a fun team. They play with pace. I said it last week. I think the Pacers Cavs is going to be a more competitive series than people think.

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uh so i i put a lot of respect on the pacers but the bucks dame tearing his achilles is like it already was nightmare time for the bucks now it's like where where is the honest going i mean it just sucks that dame he comes back from blood clots and you're like yeah go out there play the full game twice in a row yeah pops the achilles now he's done yeah i just feel i feel bad i feel really bad i feel really bad um

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Yeah. Although Hal Burton was going after Bobby Portis, which seems like a mistake. Hal Burton strikes me, and he's a very good player, and I respect the fuck out of the Pacers. Hal Burton, I feel like he talks a lot of shit only when they're winning. Yeah. I don't know if I've seen him do that when they're struggling or trying to fire up the team in that type of situation. He's a little goofy.

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A little goofy with the shit talking. But yeah, the Pacers are good. All their starters were in double figures tonight again. Feels like they have just guys. Everyone can contribute. I'm excited for the Pacers Cavs series. I want to talk some puck. PFT, I got to hear everything about Friday night. I mean, Friday was a long time ago. We can talk about today's game. No, but you were there.

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I wasn't saying that because of a loss. I'm saying that because I need to hear about you and Oldie in Montreal. I cannot wait for this video.

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Friday night ends. Mel Kiper continues to have a meltdown. And then Shador Sanders goes to 144 to the Browns who already drafted Dylan Gabriel. And now the Browns have a QB room of Kenny Pickett, Joe Flacco, Deshaun Watson, Dylan Gabriel, and Shador Sanders.

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hey how how obvious can we make this super sex super sex it sounds like a translation like we you know like a french person was like we need to sell sex yeah yeah but no it's such a cool city first thing we did oh it's abandoned it's an abandoned sex yeah it is sex is spelled with the extra e on the end so oh now it's called sex appeal that's that's not as that's not as direct no super sex

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Yeah, Canadian hockey doesn't even count when you do loudest. It's already established that that's the loudest. So today you win. That was a little nervous game because going 2-2 would have been like... I still think the Caps are going to win the series, but 2-2 is a different ballgame, right?

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All right. Other hockey. We have some really good series outside of the Carolina series where they're up 3-1. And the Leafs, although the Senators did win in overtime, which is good because I wanted the Senators. When it's Canadian versus Canadian, it's like you got to let them have one.

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Oh, I love that. They're still thinking about the Leafs. Everything you've described is just an SEC game on ice. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, the Leafs lose in overtime to the Senators. By the way, we are going to have some hockey this week, whether it be Biz, Yandel, or Whitney. just so that we can get a full picture because we're not hockey experts.

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The Avalanche tied at 2-2, which that Landeskog goal, I don't know if you guys saw it. Yeah. His smile after that goal was just like sports rule. It was cool. Because he's – Whitney told us the story that he's basically been out for three years and he's their heartbeat, their captain, everything like that. He comes back, he scores and the relief and smile on his face.

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And there was like people, there was, there was like a couple literally making out right after the goal with the Landeskog jersey on. Yeah. It's like, this is, this is, This is sports rule. It was a super cool moment. Let me ask you a question. And that series is going to be, it's 2-2 right now, and it feels like, because we've already had two overtime games in that series.

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I don't think they're going to blow this lead. But if you're a Leafs fan, losing in the... You're thinking about it. Yeah. And I think Whitney had a stat that it's been like 25 years since the Leafs swept an opponent, which was the Senators, I think in like 2001. And they were that close. They were in overtime. But yeah, when you lose in overtime, you're like, oh shit, here comes the doubts.

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I feel like we are American shows, because I agree with everything you just said, by the way. It would be a cool story for the Leafs to win the Stanley Cup. If you talk to any Canadian who's not a Leafs fan, they're like, fuck you guys. Why would you ever say that? You're basically rooting for the Yankees and Cowboys combined. Yeah. Which I understand. I get it. Yeah, I get it. I get it.

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Yeah. Yeah. We're going to get old here for a live stream. We have to. And then the Jets and Blues. The Blues fucking killed the Jets today. And the Jets are... They are the one seed, right?

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That's kind of like the Knights Wild series. The Knights, I think, were heavy favorites. They had to win in overtime to tie that series 2-2.

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Yeah. Yeah. So we got to he might not be able to win the big one. It's Hellebuck, right? Yeah, this is the isn't isn't the Hellebuck Bennington. Hellebuck's our goalie, right? Yeah. This is the Four Nations exhibition game, all-star game final. Yep. That's what the matchup is. Yep. Yeah. Oh, that should be... Because he got pulled today. Uh-oh. He's not been good. Oh, the Blues.

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If the Blues... I mean, Binnington would be... If the Blues go on a deep run, like... Because when they won that year, what it was, was it like six or seven years ago? When they were basically dead in the water in January? Yeah. This would be an all-time run. Either way, the hockey playoffs have been awesome. Awesome, awesome. That game that you were at on Friday night had everything.

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Yeah. It was that game and then the night game, Kings-Oilers, which they're playing right now, and the Oilers are in deep, deep trouble because they're down 2-1 in the series and they're down 3-2 in the game as we're watching it. So I watched your game, PFT. Mm-hmm. Had everything, goals, fights, electric barn, all that.

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And then the Oilers game later on that night, the Oilers were down and they had, I think it was... I want to say it was 4-3. They scored and then scored almost immediately off the faceoff to go up 5-4, which was like the place felt like the roof was going to come off because they scored that quickly, two goals. And it was like, damn, hockey fucking rocks. So, yeah, it's been great hockey.

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Yeah, it's kind of like the NBA where there's a couple series that are not great. You'd say the Leafs and the Senators and that one. I know the Panthers, they're like a game behind. So the Lightning did win a game, which was good that that series should be competitive. But every other series has been awesome.

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No, just keep talking about it. No, no. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. Maybe they'll come up in Who's Back. I know what video he's talking about. Yeah. I watched it for both of us. It was. It was definitely cringeworthy, apparently. So we find out later on, for people who are maybe living under rocks, someone called How it works is all these guys have their numbers in a database with the NFL.

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...is everyone's got to be about the shit. Yeah, you got to be about the shit. Because... The first guy who goes in is going to get his head ripped off by the gorilla. And then everyone else has to be like, but hold on. We got to still do this together. It's got to be like the Nazi meth soldiers. Well, if it's one by one, no.

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I was thinking that, too. They got balls. They got tiny dicks. The problem, though, is what happens when the gorilla gets a hold of one person and rips his head off, and then everyone's like, fuck.

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Right, right. Is everyone still about that shit? You have to stay about the shit. If you ain't ready to die, sign up.

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We're not about the shit. I am not about the shit. No, for real. The whole thing with the animal hypotheticals is, well, actually, no, I am about the shit. You are about the shit. What are you talking about? Yeah, you're right. I was honestly being humble. I think I could do it. Just me and Max. Two of us. Two guys like us. We could do it after a case race. No problem.

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Oh, you've got to be about the shit. What was the tweet, Max? If you ain't about the shit, don't sign up.

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Warning sign, like, if you ain't ready to die, don't sign up. That's a fact. Memes, you think you take it? I'd die. What if the gorilla was Italian? We have a nice meal.

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Shador Sanders got a new phone just for this situation. So all the teams have all the phone numbers so they can call all these prospects. Per Matt LaFleur. Per Matt LaFleur. So the database is there. Shador Sanders gets a new phone. So it's not even his regular phone. He has a draft phone. He's got a draft phone. He gets prank called. Someone says, hey, I'm Mickey Loomis from the Saints.

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We do murder classy here. Gorilla murder's classy. I kind of want to see this now. Why can't like Bezos or someone do this? Yeah. I agree. Set it up. Be like Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast was literally invented for this. Mr. Beast, you give everyone $10 million can compete in the 100 versus gorilla challenge. If you die, you don't get the money.

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Yeah, I was shooting the shit with Eddie Vedder. I'm not a music guy. But first, Pearl Jam. You don't fucking know who Eddie Vedder is, dude?

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I have no idea. I got to meet Eddie Vedder once. He was a very cool guy. Didn't smell the best, but that doesn't matter because he's Eddie Vedder. And also it was after the Cubs clinched.

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beat the dodgers to go to the world oh oh wow the oilers just scored so i think he also was like like drink champagne for hours and cigars that was crazy the oilers how much time's left just 28 seconds left holy shit one other crazy tied it with the empty netter

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I know you've been waiting a long time. And then Shador's like, thank you so much. I can't wait for this. And then the kid goes, you're going to have to wait a little longer and then hangs up and pranks him. I'm glad I didn't watch it. Yeah. We find out today that it was Jeff Ulbrich. Yeah. Point to memes. This is memes. Former head coach.

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Do you have a picture of who is sitting in front of you? This is pissing me off that you were just hanging out with Eddie Vedder and you didn't say anything.

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You're probably friends with him now because that's what someone that famous and that talented is looking for is ballgame banter, not, hey, Eddie Vedder.

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Fake Eddie Vedder, real Eddie Vedder. All right. My Who's Back of the Week is Bill Belichick. why uh can i go to the bathroom now he's got you can if you want he's got a uh new book out and he was on cbs good morning america what is it yeah the softball series what is it just light-hearted yeah cbs morning time um and the interview was very funny curmudgeon-y bill belichick

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Yeah. And then- His girlfriend, who we love, Jordan Hudson, she's a delight. We have nothing but positive things to say about her. Coworker, friend, lover. Right. She's the best. Might have interrupted the interview and was like, we're not talking about that when asked how they met.

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And then there's theories that CBS left that in because that wasn't the only time she had interrupted. But we don't buy that theory. It's bullshit. Yeah, listen.

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He's memes. Former head coach. Falcon. Jeff Ulbrich's son was the prank caller. Jax. Jax Ulbrich because apparently he found the database on his dad's iPad and then took the number and then was stupid enough to be in a video of them prank calling.

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And people are like, oh, he's whipped or something. No, it's not. That's a healthy relationship. They're both very highly successful people in a relationship together. Love is love. Independently. And everyone leave it alone. Hank, what are your thoughts on how PFT and I just handled that in trying to get Belichick on PMT in the future? Did we do a better job?

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Here's what I'll say, Jordan. If you can land us Bill Belichick on PMT, you can interrupt as many times as you want. And we will cut or not cut whatever you want. You can just sit here. You can be on the pod. We're a pro- Girlfriend podcast. We're pro Bill Belichick's girlfriend podcast. That's a fact. Whatever that looks like. Yeah, that was a crazy clip. Crazy clip.

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Oh, man. So, yeah. We're pro Jordan. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. You think that went well, Hank? We'll just make the clip of us just saying the good part and leave out the part where we say we just have said all this because we want to get Belichick on and pretty much it's been clear that you have to say nice things about his girlfriend to get him on. So leave that out and then put in the other stuff.

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Yeah, we would not do a gotcha question. Yeah, that's gotcha. Gotcha question, journalism. That's fucked up. We would not do that. To ask someone how he met his significant other is just too far in my book. I agree. Some things should be private. And no questions about anything that you post publicly to your millions of followers on Instagram.

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That fake news fucking reporter probably went into this interview and was like, I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to get him with this fucking picture that he doesn't even know exists. It's out there on the internet that got retweeted and posted a billion times. Tell me about this picture.

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Well, no, I'm saying you get a little older and you can't take care of yourself, and then someone comes and takes care of you and then also takes everything.

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I think we're going to get them. I think we're going to get them on PMT, guys. I think we did a good job. Did we do a good job, Max? You love love.

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Well, you know what? Maybe we can all laugh about it. How ridiculous this whole thing is. And it's like, who cares? You can date whoever you want to date. CBS fake news. Yeah, we're going to make a couple jokes. But the best way to know that it doesn't bother you, Jordan, is to let Bill Belichick come on the show. Yeah. And it's like, you're not controlling anything.

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Correct. They think it was the same kid who prank called Tyler Warren when Tyler Warren... They prank called him at 7 saying the Jets were going to pick him.

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Here's the problem. A lot of people in today's day and age don't respect a strong, powerful woman. That's the problem here. They think this, they see a strong, powerful woman and they just start throwing around the B word or the C word. And that's bullshit.

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Correct. Women can be bosses too. So if you don't love love, then you're a misogynist and you also hate love. Hank, how are we doing? Are we falling apart? I think we absolutely nailed this.

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Put that on a quote card. Things got to be said. I don't know what to say. Wait, which things have to be said? Just things. Things do have to be said.

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Yes, someone prank called Cooper to Gene last year. Listen, Jeff Olbrich, I... It was a terrible thing to do. Jax Ulbrich, I don't wish to be him right now.

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His young girlfriend who is age appropriate interrupted several times, but really she was just interrupting with her love. Sorry for her love.

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We fucking crushed it. Yeah. We're going to get them on. We're going to get them on. I love, love Bill. All right. Send this straight to her. All right. We're going to hit. Let's do our interview. She's already heard it. With Peter Schrager. And then we got Stavros in studio, which was very, very funny. So let's get to it.

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Okay, we now welcome on our very good friend, recurring guest. He's now part of ESPN. Congratulations on that. It's Peter Schrager. He was at the draft. He's fresh home from Green Bay. So we wanted to have you on to basically get you to dump your brain to us on what occurred the last three days. And I think we should start, obviously, with the biggest story, Shador Sanders.

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I heard your take earlier in the week. I thought it was pretty apt and it then turned out to be true. But what did you hear and what exactly occurred? Because I think from my perspective, I didn't think he was going to be a first rounder. I knew that going in. I thought he was going to go in the second.

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Then when it went, you know, Dylan Gabriel and Jalen Miller, I think everyone's like, what the hell is going on? So what happened and what's kind of the takeaway from the whole thing?

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Memes, I have a question for you. Do you think there's a chance that Jax Ulbrich and Brick Johnson have ever been in a room together? Because I would love to see that duo. Yeah, for sure.

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Yeah, it's kind of a crazy story just because I think he's a good quarterback, not a great quarterback. If he was a great quarterback, everyone would put up with whatever comes with it. And it's very funny because the media was complicit in building him up, and then when it's wrong... You could see the media complicit in tearing him down where like, I think I saw it, maybe it was NFL Network.

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They were like, oh, the Rico case just came out on Shador and it was like a four minute segment about how awful he was in every interview. And this all comes out, you know, after Friday where everyone's trying to cover their ass being like, well, this is why we had him as a first rounder and he's not going in the first round. So the whole thing becomes like a clusterfuck, you know?

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And what you said at the beginning is exactly, I think, what happened is that, listen, we're friends with Deion. I think there's a lot of people who are friends with Deion. If Shador goes in the first round and you are someone who's like, he's not a first-round quarterback, you're going to – the backlash is going to be strong.

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So it's easier to just be like, I think he might be a first-round quarterback. We do that too. My hand's up. I'm biased. So that plays into it.

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I think Jax is from New Jersey, so I think that Brick and Jax have probably been together. I would love to see those two minds going at it.

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Right. The talent is... I mean, you see it all the time. There's character concerns with a lot of guys who get picked. No doubt. It doesn't matter.

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Here we go. All right. So, Peter, back to the draft. We always laugh at the draft grades. You don't know. Everyone loves their draft class. Everyone thinks they did a great job. Is there, though, a team or two that you can point to and be like, what they were able to do filled a lot of holes, and they're going to be able to build off this?

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Well, I don't know if he turned in his son. His son was literally on the video. Yeah. And it was almost instant that everyone's like, hey, that's Jeff Ulbrich's son. That's Jax. That's Jax. Jax Ulbrich, who plays, I think, D3 football, running back. So it wasn't even Ole Miss. Ole Miss got dragged through it. Yeah. Everyone was like, oh, Ole Miss frat bros.

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Yeah, and I think the Giants, the strategy of before you can be good at everything, you've got to be great at one thing, and they're going to be very, very difficult to block up front. That defensive line is going to be a problem, and it's like if you can build off one great unit, you can start playing competitive football. What other team would you say?

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That sounds like a guy I'm going to pick up in fantasy after he scores three touchdowns and then never score again.

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Max, as someone who's maybe been prank called recently, how does it feel? Bad. Okay. So there's your statement. You actually just put, how does it feel? Bad. And then say, Max Delente, Shador Sanders. Mm-hmm. Both of them feel bad. Okay. So can we actually play the Mel Kiper? Just crash out to 15 seconds. This was so good. I loved watching Mel. He was... He was visibly upset. Yeah.

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Well, I mean, you're right, but I should give some context to the listeners. Schrager is a stoolie. He's a barstool fan, and one of his favorite people to watch is when Frank the Tank watches Mets games. Schrager will text me live updates. So similar to Frank the Tank watching the Mets game, that's what Mel Kuyper was doing. He was having a complete meltdown alive on air, and I agree.

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It was compelling. I was glued to it. I know a lot of people were glued to it. So credit to Mel. I don't know if he did that on purpose, but I was very entertained. I'll add this.

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Peter, I know we're not critical of teams as much, or at least you don't have a lot of relationships, but what was the draft where you're like, that was kind of weird. I don't really understand their strategy.

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I said, Max, I sent you the 15 second clip. I DM did to you. There you go. It's that one. It's 15 seconds of Mel. Just he's, he's just in a bad spot.

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Because I like getting excited for different teams. You're like, oh, they felt... I think the Cardinals did really well. Give me a team. Give me another team that you think.

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Yeah, Diamond Jackson was their first. I mean, they've really done a good job with their offensive line in the offseason. Maybe that's what it was.

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It's nice to have someone, especially with, you know, the coach that they have with Kevin O'Connor. No doubt.

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It was such a great... It was such great entertainment because it was Mel Kiper just not accepting the fact that Shador Sanders... probably wasn't good enough to be a first-rounder, and then as soon as the slide happens, then all the other stuff comes into play. Because I am a big believer, especially in the NFL, if you're good enough, teams will draft whoever as long as it helps them win.

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But the stories behind the draft, you do very well, and we appreciate it. Sorry for keeping you up late. You have Get Up in the Morning. Congrats on the new gig. Tell Greeny I say hello, please.

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It was recently. Yeah, I know. Because we asked him all the questions about the mashed potato on the pizza, the pumpkin pie.

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Well, we'll invite him back on. We'll see how it goes after he listens to today's episode. Well, I just hope he's OK.

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Yeah, he's doing fine. All right, Shrakes, thank you so much, and we'll hopefully see you and talk to you maybe this summer when we get closer to training camp. Football's back.

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Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest, good friend of the show, great friend of the show. It's Savros Halkias. He is on tour. He's in Chicago, live in studio. All the boys saw you last night at the Chicago Theater. So you're on a nationwide tour. When did you start the tour?

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So Mel got it wrong that he was a first-rounder. I think once he slipped out of the first round, teams were like, well, if he's going to be a backup, we don't probably want to have everything that comes with.

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You know what I mean? You would do like, I remember being like, lunch would be like 15 chicken fingers and then dinner would be like, oh, they got burgers or pizza.

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And you wouldn't, like, I know that I didn't go to class a lot. Like, I would read the book. That was a trick to college. Either you read the book or you go to class. So I'd pick.

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Like, some of them I'd go to class. Some of them I just would never go and read the book. So there'd be days where I would just, I'd, like, go down, eat my meals, go back up to my dorm room, and then wait, like, four hours, then just go back down. Yeah, when it resets.

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He got skinny. Did he do the dickhead thing where he got skinny and started taking off his shirt all the time? No. So is he still, like, a fat guy in his brain? Because that's always, like, everyone knows that guy who was fat, gets skinny, and then all of a sudden he's got his shirt off. Like, he takes his shirt off at weddings, takes his shirt off.

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Like, if it's 55 degrees, he's like, oh, man, I got to have my shirt off. It's like, dude, shut the fuck up. You were wearing sweatshirts when it was 90 degrees three years ago. I remember this.

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Also, the pendulum is going to swing back to the power of Tony Soprano. I think that actually we're kind of getting more alpha as a country. That might just be the new thing.

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When Bane was sick. Wait, do you remember? Because my problem is I've always had large breasts. Do you remember the moment when you were a kid when you realized that you were overweight? Because I remember. Oh, wow. You have a crystallized moment. I remember going to my friend's pool.

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And my friends asked me, I took my shirt off, my friends asked me if I could put my hands together, and I did that, and my breasts popped. Oh, shit. And they laughed, and I looked down, and I was like, what are those? And it's seared in my brain. I was like, I didn't know I had tits. And from that moment on, it was like, because, you know, when you're like seven years old, you don't fucking know.

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Of course. And then that moment happened. You're blissfully unaware. And the shame happened. I was like, God damn it.

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So no going to Turkey. We had a bunch of dudes from the office who went to Turkey. I saw some videos. Yeah, they took fans. I think we're doing a second version this summer. No. Where we're going to find the baldest dude we can possibly find.

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It probably will be a good thing for him in terms of humble pie. Because some of the reports, I mean, the pro day where it was like, I think they spent $100,000 on the pro day in terms of like a red carpet and like a VIP section. Retired his number. Yeah, retired his number. So I do think that this might help Humble and it could be good for Shador Sanders in the long run.

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that you got to think about like right now i'm with you in 10 years you're gonna wish you had a bald dude yeah 50 years old yeah yeah it might it might go again i don't know i've been very diligent about taking my medicine you see a guy with a bald who's bald ponytail and it's like that guy has had something catastrophic happen in his life like it's like oh you know he was a professor at princeton until something horrendous happened yes he lost all his money in stocks or you know horse you know racing it's powerful one way or the other yeah

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That guy with that look has never been a boring person. Exactly. You just sit down and you're like, hey, what happened? Something's up. He'll just tell you everything.

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So so you said when we sat down that you've been walking 20,000 steps a day. Yeah. Is that should we should we credit Frank? Is that Frank Walks? Are you a Frank Walks success story?

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Hey Pardon My Take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, it is Championship Sunday recap. We have the NFC Championship game. Max is heading to the Super Bowl. We have the AFC Championship game. The Chiefs are back in the Super Bowl. We have a rematch.

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We can take over the hard rock. We've scouted it out. We've had advanced scouts at the Hard Rock all week testing their patterns and everything.

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Before we talk about the Eagles and let Max bathe in the glory here, I also want to say a shout out Frankie Lou Vu for letting us all know that a rule exists that I didn't know existed until today. It's called the palpably unfair act. And apparently. If you intentionally get a penalty over and over, the ref can just award a touchdown to the other team.

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So there was a moment in the third quarter, I believe, where the Eagles were on the goal line and they were trying to tush-push, and Frankie Louvu kept on jumping over the line, trying to tackle Jalen Hurts and getting an offsides penalty. And the ref said, this is a warning for a probably unfair act, and if they continue to do it, we will award the Eagles a touchdown. I had no idea.

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Yeah. I think he also noted there was a game maybe last year where a team was jumping off sides over and over for a field goal try. Yeah. So they could just give you the points, which I had no idea. That's kind of crazy the ref could just say that.

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Stay woke. Stay woke. They obviously basically educated America on the palpably unfair act rule right before they use it for the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Yeah, good call. They're going to use it for the Chiefs and we're all going to be like, wait, oh yeah, that is a rule. It's been around since 1942.

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It's an act. It's not even a rule. It's an act. It's a palpably unfair act. That was what Frankie Lou Vu was doing.

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It was a perfect throw. And yeah, Vic Fangio is an incredible defensive coordinator. It was very clear from the jump that their entire game plan was let's just take away. We're going to take away Jaden Daniels first read and make him go through his progressions, which he's able to do, obviously.

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But you could see the explosiveness wasn't there for the Washington offense because it was a lot of shorter passes that, you know, you had to go 14 play drive to get three. And Vic Fangio is just, I mean, he's a great defensive coordinator.

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And, you know, dialing up blitzes when he had to, they were able to keep, like, they played really sound defense in keeping Jaden Daniels in the pocket as well. Like, it didn't feel like he had a couple of those big runs. There was one that I can really think of. But for the most part, they did a really good job of making sure that he wasn't able to just completely gash him with his legs.

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Their offense didn't play bad. Their defense played awful. I mean, seven rushing touchdowns is pretty hard to come back from.

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The Eagles went 230 passing, 229 rushing. I mean, that's as sound of a game as you can possibly have. 459 total yards. And it did feel like whenever they had the ball, they were just going to go right down the field. Max. I have some things to say about Nick Sirianni. Would you like to hear them? I would love to hear them. Okay, so Nick Sirianni, as a head coach, this is his fourth season.

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He's the first head coach to win the NFC two out of his first four years in the last 40 years. No other coach has done that. He's 48-20 all-time, which is the highest winning percentage of any active head coach, 7.06 winning percentage. He's 5-3 in the playoffs. He's made the playoffs all four years. People obviously would be like, well, he's at a super team. I mean, the first year they were 9-8.

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They weren't a super team. He went to the Super Bowl his second year. Last year it felt like everything was kind of falling apart at the end of the season. Comes into this year, since September, they have not lost a game that Jalen Hurts started and finished and was healthy since September 29th. So that's a long-ass time. I think that was week four against the Bucs. And he's done all of this.

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He's a little emotionally unstable. This is all credit to him. And he's coaching Italian. Coaching Italian, that's a hard thing to do.

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But it can also be a negative sometimes. Vince Lombardi? Yeah, true. Ever heard of him? Coaching Italian is hard to do. You're thinking of other Italians.

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I would say coaching Italian is difficult. There's credit to Sirianni. He's coaching very Italian. Yeah, no, he's good. He's great. All right, so, yeah, Sirianni has proven that he's one of the best coaches in the NFL.

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It is crazy that I think at the beginning of this season he was on a hot seat, but with the way last year ended, it's not like there's still some context, but he completely rebounded off of the debacle of the end of last season. This team is really fucking good. And like I said, they haven't lost a game with Jalen hurts healthy since September 29th.

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And they're going to another Superbowl two out of his first four years as a head coach. He's an awesome, awesome head coach. And he deserves a lot of credit. And Jalen hurts deserves a lot of credit too, because he has had games where it hasn't looked pretty. This is another big game where he came up big and he was awesome today with his legs. And I mean, he's injured and,

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And he was throwing the ball well. And if you're going to say Jalen Hurts isn't a good QB, then you have to give more credit to Nick Sirianni, right? You can't have it both ways. I'm talking about the haters. I don't think the haters can say anything.

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But I'm just pointing out that if your argument is Jalen Hurts is not great, it's like, well, then Nick Sirianni is the best coach ever. Or Jalen Hurts is really good and Nick Ciarani is also really good, which is what I believe.

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Okay, so talk to us about the game. I mean, you almost passed out watching this game.

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Some people are saying that you don't go. Wait, what exactly was the pass out play? It was the fumble on the kickoff. He got up too fast and screamed and then spit on PFT and then held his head because he was like, oh my God, I almost passed out.

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Some people are saying you don't go all the way because the Eagles players are out there, blood and guts, puking, just trying their hardest, and you're worried about passing out.

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Also, I just want to say Paws does do screening, so they did screen Max before. I know that people are going to be like, what kind of operation is Paws if they're letting Max walk out with a dog? They called me, and they basically talked to me for 30 minutes about the history of Max.

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We start in Philadelphia where Saquon Charles Barkley was the round mound of touchdowns, opening the scoring after some terrible tackling by the commanders. And like my good friend Max, Saquon was obviously winded at the end of the runs, breathing heavily and having big pants. Also like Max, Saquon flew and popped twice up the giant gut and rolled into the end zone, making Washington go belly up.

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And it's also like the Eagles played it perfectly because I still don't think that you should pay a running back a ton of money if you're not a team ready to compete for a Super Bowl. The Eagles were a loaded roster and adding Saquon Barkley just makes them that much better. Whereas if you added Saquon Barkley to the Giants... The Giants aren't going to the playoffs. True.

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So it's more like teams that are on the precipice, that's a perfect signing. But he's a beast. The Eagles are just really fucking good. We said it on Friday. They're better at pretty much every position than the Commanders, and that showed today. Their defensive line got a great push. Their offensive line, even though there's injuries, was very good, kept Jalen Hurts relatively clean. A.J.

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Brown and Devontae Smith are still difference makers. Dallas Goddard, one of the most underrated tight ends. He needs more credit. Dallas Goddard's a beast. He was an absolute monster.

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And he actually, the biggest, one of the biggest plays in the first half that felt like a pretty consequential play was when they didn't have Dallas Goddard on the field and Calcaterra wasn't able to pick up the blitz and they got a huge, the commanders got a huge sack and And that was, like, the moment where it was like, oh, shit, are the Commanders going to be back in this game?

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The story of this game was turnovers, not the ones Max eats. Fat. And much like Max in the bathtub, Washington struggled to clean up their game. As the Eagles continued to pound the rock, they began to tip the scales and put up a huge number. Max.

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I think that's the correct way to do it. The big picture is an off-season thing. That's an off-season thought exercise that you'll be able to do for the next seven months. Right now, you've got your ass kicked in the NFC Championship game. That sucks.

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There's no way. After the Super Bowl. Yeah, when we're in New Orleans and Max is living his best life and wearing ridiculous pants.

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I believe in you. I believe in you. Max, yeah, that had to have been one of the most enjoyable games, though, for you.

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Yeah, Max said when the Eagles were up, I believe they were up 25 with six minutes left, Max said this is still going to end up ending a one-score game. Yeah. And we had to explain to him, we're like, there's six minutes left. If they score 17 points, they're down eight, and that would mean they had three possessions in the last six minutes.

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It was a Saturday night. Max, also shout out Roan. He surprised everyone. He texted me yesterday. He's like, I'm going to be there. Don't tell anyone. He walked in.

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i've you could tell that it was that was tough for you it was it was tough and hey i gotta put my hand up i could put my hand up too and say like i i didn't show enough fight either i don't know i gotta learn how to win yeah it's a process it was uh it was a ass kicking though max you gotta you gotta feel good and you're going back to the super bowl you got to get redemption against the kansas city chiefs and not to put pressure on you max but

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Have you had the moment to realize like what's at stake here in terms of you in this podcast and like if we have to have another losing Max second place situation like?

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Ultimately, it was a great season for the Commanders, but much like Max, Washington fans have to admit, even though they took one on the chins, being a good football team was worth the huge weight. As for the Eagles, just like when Max has ice cream, they go for the Super Bowl.

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If it was the Bills, I would have cashed out and I would have been Josh Allen in your face the whole time. Let's mix it up.

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Max, have you texted Big Dom yet? No. I texted him on your behalf. Already? Yeah. No, I didn't say anything about the... I just said, congrats to you and Nola with the eagle emoji and the Italian flag. And he just wrote back, thanks, Paisan. See you there. Italian flag.

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Yeah, Italian father. Max, this is the fifth time in Super Bowl history we're going to have a rematch of coaches in the big game. The losing coach has lost all four of the rematches.

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So it's Chuck Knoll over Tom Landry, Jimmy Johnson over Marv Levy, Coughlin over Bill Belichick, and Andy Reid over Shanahan. And this will be Andy Reid versus Nick Sirianni, too. So each time, the winning coach the first time won the second time as well.

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But what about the week before? Like, what about preceding that? We're probably going to get to interview an Eagle, hopefully. Yep, that'll be cool.

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I don't want to interview Big Dom Super Bowl week. I don't even want to ask because he's going to be like, it's about the players.

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We're going to break down both games. We're also going to talk some coach hirings, some shocking news that happened since we last recorded. We have who's back of the week. It's one of our last Monday, Football Monday shows of the year. It's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. And this ain't the little itty-bitty teeny tiny bowl. This is Super Bowl 59.

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yeah he did yeah i thought i heard that another another thing nick wrote down yeah i didn't say it oh because i'm fat i didn't say i didn't say it no no i didn't know you spoke french uh hey so max you're can we get the pants during the week

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I'm going to cheer up my good friend PFT. Let me finish it, Max. As for the Eagles, just like when Max has ice cream, they go for the Super Bowl. You're the one who eats ice cream. This is my Boomer. Eagles 55, Commanders 23. You played really well, Teej.

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We're not talking about Jalen Hurst as a GOAT. We're just asking if he's a winner or not.

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But Max said that Dan Campbell. He's like 27. Yeah, but Max said Dan Campbell's not a winner.

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Is Dan Marino a winner? Nah. Okay. He only made it once. Dan Marino's not a winner. That was my phone, not a fart.

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The Philly fan, too, that was walking around with the roasting a pig in a shopping cart, that was genius.

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And cherry on top, we actually, I think, posed this question last week. Does Dan Snyder watch? The story came out, which was pretty much just porn for you. Oh, yeah. That Dan Snyder not only is aware of the commanders, he's living in England, and he's fucking pissed off and so angry about all of it.

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And the best part was Goodell got Dan Snyder on the way out because Dan Snyder basically was like, I'm only selling this. I don't want to sell this team. I'm going to make the price so ridiculous that no one's going to be able to pay for it. He wanted over $6 billion. Josh Harris was barely able to get the $6 billion.

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And then as he's about to wire the $6 billion, the NFL fined him $65 million that took the actual full transaction just below $6 billion.

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You ran him out of the country. He literally doesn't live in the country anymore. He can't sell his house. He had to give that away. Yeah. Which, I mean, I guess that was a nice move by him because he did give it to the Cancer Society.

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Yeah. And he's basically been run away. He lives in England. And they even threw in like, oh, no. Well, he actually loves it there. And he goes to a pub and he's having a great time. Like a normal guy.

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i want to go over there imagine living in london and not drinking he's got a drink if he's going to a westminster pub there was that there was that anecdote too where he was like at one point they were trying to say that uh he was basically gonna get out of all the shit he did bad by being like i used to drink and i did that all when i was drinking and now i don't drink anymore yeah like i went i checked myself into rehab excuse

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And congrats to Max. Stressful week, not a stressful game, and you're on to New Orleans. It's still pretty stressful. And so Max is going to go to the game. He will have a setup so that he can zoom in, win or lose. We're not going to stay in New Orleans for those extra days, but Max will go to the games. We'll have on-field reporting, and he will be on the show, win or lose.

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No, you have to get your victory lap if you win the Super Bowl. You have to really stick it to us.

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The only stressful time was in the second quarter when it was, I think, 14-12. But then you guys scored, and then you got a fumble on the kickoff right after and scored again. Like, 14-12 was the only time where it was like, oh, this could be a game.

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Yeah, right. So in the 14-12, that was when it was close. You scored. And then the next time the commanders touched the ball, it was 27-12.

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Do you think Fred Smoot watched that game and was like, what the fuck? Was he watching that game being like, am I sleeping right now? This can't be happening.

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Does that make you nervous that it's Chiefs Eagles again and I can win a shitload of money? Oh, yeah. A lot of this sounds familiar. Yeah, a lot of it sounds very familiar.

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Yeah, those are sick. Okay, let's take a break, and then we will talk AFC Championship game.

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Okay, Chiefs 32, Bills 29. How do we want to do this, PFT? Do we want to just do the ref thing at first, or do we want to talk about the game, and then we can give ourselves a minute to talk about the ref thing?

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That game was a great game, incredible game, as close as it could be. It felt like, to start the game, the Bills were going to get boat raced, but they hung tough. And...

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yeah let's just say it because everyone's complaining about it the spot i did not agree with the spot i still will uh i'll still maintain that the chiefs like again we've said it a million times say it a million times more like they have the championship dna that big time plays big time moments they will come through and if they have a 50 50 thing go their way they will capitalize on it that did suck though

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Because if the Bills got that first down, it felt like they were going to go down and score and be up nine. And it was like, you won't even give Patrick Mahomes a chance to win this game. And I thought the spot sucked. But here's what really sucked. And for anyone who didn't watch the game, I assume everyone who's listening did. It was fourth and one on the Kansas City 41 in the fourth quarter.

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The Bills are up 22-21. They do Josh Allen's sneak. And the far line judge, I believe, ruled it pretty much close to a first down. The closer line judge had a completely different interpretation. They went to review. They didn't give him the first down. I thought it was a first down. I thought it was bullshit. But you know what was really bullshit?

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is the fact that Sean McDermott and Joe Brady decided to keep running the same play that the Chiefs were clearly ready for all game, and that was the tush push that they didn't even do correctly. They don't even push. They just ram Josh Allen in the line. That was coaching malpractice in my eyes. Like, stop running a play that's not working.

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And they kept running it, and it burned them on a fourth and one that, again, I thought they got it, but it was so close that it leaves it up to the review, and that sucked.

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But it's heartbreaking for Josh Allen. I know there'll be a lot of people who are like, he can't win the big one. If you watch that game and you're like, Josh Allen can't win the big one. I mean, they're... I think that really does come down to Sean McDermott had a really bad game again against the Chiefs, which happens every single year. Their defense got torched.

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I know Benford went out early with a concussion, and their secondary was thinned, has a little depth, Rapp didn't play in the game, but... The Mahomes in that offense, they scored more than 30 points the first time all year. They had 8.3 yards per play on passing downs. It felt like guys were just wide open.

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And what really would drive me nuts if I was a Bills fan, outside of the ref stuff, which we've acknowledged, is on that last drive where you have three timeouts, you have two minutes or more than two minutes to try to go down the field and score a touchdown and win the game. You did not get a single touch for James Cook, who was by far your best player on offense.

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Like, James Cook had 139 yards receiving and rushing, two touchdowns. He was averaging 8.6 yards per touch, and he did not touch the ball On those six plays that you ran, one was a perfectly timed Steve Spagnuolo blitz where that's where it's the Chiefs. Spags is such a good coach, and Andy Reid is such a good coach. They have that blitz that gave Josh no time.

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He throws up a prayer to Dalton Kincaid, who probably could have caught that. I know people are saying Khalil Shakir was open on the backside. If you watch that play and you're like, how... Josh Allen had a guy in his face in less than a half a second. Yeah, he couldn't get the ball.

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What happened today? I don't know, man. Today was pretty brutal because like... The 13 seconds was different. 13 seconds was awful. It goes into the whole storyline of the Chiefs and the refs and everything. And look, I get it. That spot sucked. And the Xavier Worthy review, there was a penalty on that play, so obviously it cost them yards, but the Chiefs were going to get a first down anyway.

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But that one was iffy and didn't really make sense to me. I don't know. I'm not going to sit here and be like, the Chiefs are only in the Super Bowl because of the refs. I feel like the Bills... That play sucked, but the Bills' game plan of... Defensively, they weren't able to guard anyone. And offensively, just ramming into Chris Jones in that defensive line on those short yards made no sense.

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And it was just like... Like, I just don't get the James. Like, James Cook. That touchdown by James Cook was one of the coolest touchdowns I've ever seen. Yeah. He was in the Matrix. He floated. His body was contorted, and he floated into the end zone. And that guy didn't get. He didn't end up getting.

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And they also kind of went away from the run in the first half, whereas second half, you see them come out. They shove it down their throat. And here's another one. I get it. You can't second guess everything. Sean McDermott taking points off the board. Basically, I mean, that's a 31-31 game if he doesn't take the points off the board.

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So essentially what happens is they score a touchdown at the end of the first half. The Chiefs get a penalty. The Bills kick the extra point. So it's 21-17. There's a penalty. They're like, fuck it, we'll go for two. Now they don't get it. So instead of 21-17, it's 21-16. They score a touchdown in the second half.

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because it's because they didn't get it the first time they go for it again so instead of being it if you kick both extra points it's 24 21 and now it's 22 21 do the math it would have been 31 31 not to get all analytical on you but part of the reason why you go for two is because there is a chance that you miss the extra point of course so if you've already made the extra point right then that's a little bit less of a reason right don't take the points off the board i just feel like

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I feel like Sean McDermott just, again, Andy Reid just outcoached him. And I feel bad for Josh. Like, yeah, especially at the beginning of the game, he was kind of erratic. And could he have played better? Yeah. But he also has been asked to play basically perfect to give them a chance. And it's yet again where his defense and his coaching just...

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People will listen and take away. People can listen to the show and there'll be people like, you just glazed Josh Allen or you hate the Chiefs. I've been saying it for how many times have I said that the Chiefs, the reason why the Chiefs are the Chiefs is not because of the refs. It's because if you make a mistake, they take advantage of it. And that's what a championship team does.

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I don't know how more clear I can be that the Chiefs have that DNA. Every big play they need. They were 6 of 10 on third and fourth down. Patrick Mahomes used his legs perfectly today. He scored two touchdowns. And then the best was we were having the debate in the cave when the Bills... So who went out of bounds? That was so stupid of them. Was it Pacheco went out of bounds?

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It stopped the clock with like a minute and a half left. I can't remember who went out of bounds, but it was very low football IQ. It was Pacheco. It was Pacheco. Like that was very unchiefs like. So the Bills technically still had a chance. It was third and nine. And we're sitting there being like, should they kick the field goal? What should they do? And then I just stopped.

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It was like, what are we talking about right now? They're going to get the first down. And that's what they did. They have a play that gets them a first down when they need to get a first down and ends the game.

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Also, just for the storyline, not to give him podcast advice, but you root for the Eagles, dude. Yeah.

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I think if they win, he will. By the way, more so to the Chiefs' greatness, Patrick Holmes, Travis Kelsey was taken away in this game. The Bills did a good job of taking him away, and they're like, we're not going to let him beat us. And then Patrick Mahomes just Hollywood Brown, Xavier Worthy, DeAndre Hopkins. He found other ways with his feet. He found other ways to beat him.

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I got a couple crazy Patrick Mahomes stats for you. So this is from Josh Dubow AP. Patrick Mahomes has trailed in fourth quarters in nine playoff games. He has come back to win six and forced OT in two others before losing. He has a 132.2 rating with five touchdown passes, one TD run, went down one to eight points in the fourth quarter OT of playoff games, leading scores on 13 of 14 drives.

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That's as money as you get. That's Patrick Mahomes being incredible, the best quarterback in football. That's not refs. I know that people will say it's refs. That's not refs. What about the blended clock?

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He was explaining it was like when it's half a second off. And you can just run it down. But then I see the zeros on one and I don't see the zeros on the other. Makes no sense. Also, Patrick Mahomes has been a starter in the NFL for seven years. He has gone to five Super Bowls and his worst season is a loss in the AFC Championship game twice. Yeah. That's insane. That's insane. He's great.

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And again... I thought that was a first down. I really did. And I'm so gutted for Josh Allen and the Bills because I do think that if they get that first down... No, who am I kidding? The Chiefs probably find a way to win the game anyway.

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But it's just... It sucks. Being a Bills fan is torture. They go through torture. I don't know what else to say. It's so brutal. And I really do... You said it a week or two ago, PFD, like... If they lose in the playoffs, is there a chance Sean McDermott's on the hot seat?

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Now, I think Sean McDermott's a really good coach, but kind of like Andy Reid in Philadelphia, is there a chance that they've hit the wall and to get through the wall, they need something different?

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So, yeah, I don't think you fire him, but it did feel like this game was another winnable Bills game that coaching and defense, like, it hurt them. And Josh could have been better. He was a little erratic at times, but he also made some fucking huge – that Matt Collins touchdown was a huge throw. Yeah.

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And, you know, they obviously were going to try to run the ball and they did a really good job of that. And they just couldn't get stops. I mean, the Chiefs didn't score 30 points all season. They did today.

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Probably. What do we say to the people who are now saying they're not going to watch the Super Bowl? Who's saying that? A lot of people online saying it's rigged. They're not going to watch the Super Bowl.

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Great question. That's me personally. That's what I would do. Yeah. Something is rigged.

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Yeah, no, they don't like the matchup, but it's still the Super Bowl. I don't care. It's the Super Bowl. It's the last football game of the year. You're going to watch the Super Bowl. You got to watch the Super Bowl. If you don't watch the Super Bowl, you're just not American.

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Oh, memes just said you're cooked. Do you think it's going to be the refs or it's going to be Patrick Holmes?

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And it would have been an all-time play that went down in the history books. But again, I still... I don't know how the... the Bills would have gotten any stops. I guess they'd have to score a touchdown there, and then maybe the game would have been over. But it didn't feel like the Bills were ever going to... Like, if it went to overtime, did you think the Bills were going to get a stop then?

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I really thought it was a first down. I really did. And I thought that one ref basically came out and did that. But it's just... Again, it's more like... I understand. All Bills fans should be mad at the refs, and they should complain about the refs, and they have every right to be mad at the refs and talk about it ad nauseum about the refs.

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I'm removed a little from it that I can be like, maybe just don't run the same play that was getting nothing over and over. They weren't even running the tush push correctly. They weren't pushing. I agree. I thought he got the first down as well. And it was clear the Chiefs had figured it out. The Chiefs were defending against it so well.

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And the Chiefs are just really fucking good, and that's what they do. They capitalize on everything. Mahomes makes big plays. And you're right about Mahomes running tough. He wasn't doing any of the trying to get hit late or trying to dance around the sideline. He was just... You could tell he was jacked up on some of those runs.

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okay championship sunday in the book super bowl 59 is set eagles versus chiefs rematch of super bowl 57 but we got to talk about the games first and then we'll we'll do some some early thoughts on the super bowl let's start with eagles 55 commanders 23 pft i gotta take some medicine that sucked i gotta take some medicine

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That's a fact. All right. Anything else on this game? I mean... I just feel really bad for Bills fans, and I just feel really bad for Josh. It just sucks. People will be like, hey, Josh Allen sucks. No, he just keeps running up against Mahomes, and he's playing to a level that should win games. I just think the Bills keep kind of getting outcoached in these games.

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The margin for error is so small in these games, and Sean McDermott makes a couple of these errors chasing points early, running the same play that's not working over and over. Challenging that one catch. Yeah, there's just these moments where it's like if you just can –

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Do a better job or like, you know, knowing that Spags is going to do something crazy on that last but using a timeout and talking to him like figuring out your best play because you had three timeouts there. I know you wanted to save him in case you didn't get that first down, but also the play calling on that drive made no sense. Again, James Cook like.

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You can't make any mistakes against a team like the Chiefs. They're so fucking good. They're so well coached. Patrick Holmes is just money in the playoffs. That's what he does. Chiefs are just a wagon, and they're going for history. First three-peat ever, which would be insane.

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A three-peat is the best team in history of the NFL, but no team's ever done a three-peat.

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Yeah. That's a lot. What were you going to say, Hank? That's a lot of podcasts of Super Bowls.

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Yeah, I wanted this game for Josh so bad, and I was just like, I should have just bet on the Chiefs because that's the smart play.

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I'm riding as well, Max. I'm not cashing out. All right, go birds. I'm riding with you. I'm riding with you. Go birds. The Chiefs are just really fucking good. So are the Eagles. And they're so well coached.

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It was just like, oh, well, Mahomes is going to win this game. You're such a dickhead. Why would you do that? Why would you kick a man when he's... I was just thinking.

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Do we give enough credit to the Chiefs? Fuck the Chiefs. Okay. I mean, they're just really good.

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Yeah. And the refs... It sucks that that happened. The fourth and one, that sucks. That's... They're just going to replay that over. That's why it's like, man, the Bills, they just invent new ways to just... What is Max looking up? Villain hero.

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As long as, yeah. Good job, me. Live long enough to be the villain. Yeah, whatever the hell the saying is.

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Josh is going to get one, right? He has to. But this team was like, I know they were rebuilding, but their defense, obviously, Benford going out in the first quarter was bad. But their defense was fairly healthy considering how unhealthy they've been in the last couple years. And the AFC is just so goddamn hard.

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You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Got it off Google. Okay. Yeah.

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And now it's flipped again where the Eagles are the hero again because it's a map of everyone rooting for the Eagles in the Super Bowl against the Patriots and everyone rooting for the Chiefs in the AFC Championship against the Patriots and then everyone rooting for the Bills versus the Chiefs and everyone rooting for the Commanders against the Eagles.

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Yeah, Dallas. Houston isn't. Houston is not. Houston's not. Yeah. No. It's a bigger city, too. That is a bigger city.

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They've lost twice to the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, Max. Chiefs are just destroying everyone. This is what they do. Fuck.

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Yeah, everyone. All right, let's take our last break, and then we'll do some coaching news and some other stuff.

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Okay. Oh, whose line is anyway? Super Bowl 59. I haven't looked. I said it was just going to be under a field goal. Is Chiefs, are they favored? What's the line? One and a half. Chiefs, one and a half.

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I think it's never going to happen. I think people will gobble that up. Yeah, I think they would gobble that up in a second. Over under 49 and a half. Got to probably bet the over because it's the Super Bowl. Yeah, it's un-American. Get it all on DraftKings. I'm going to bet tails tonight just to feel like I'm locked in.

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Yeah. All right. So coaching news. Liam Cohn is the new head coach for the Jacksonville Jaguars, and it was quite a sordid affair on Thursday. It was after we recorded. We actually got a little bit of it in there, but then more details came out. He spurned the box. The timeline goes like this.

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Liam Cohn took the first interview with the Jaguars, actually at the Glazers telling him, like, hey, go take this interview. came back. Balky was still the head, the GM of the Jaguars. The offer was probably in the, I don't know, five, 6 million, whatever you want to call it range. Uh, he talks to the box handshake deal.

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Bucks are going to make him the highest paid coordinator, offensive coordinator in the league. Part of the handshake deal is he can't go for a second interview with the Jags. Uh, Trent Balke gets fired. Sean Khan calls up Liam Cohen, says, hey, the price just went up. We're going to pay you 13, 14 million dollars a year.

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Liam Cohen's now stuck because he made this handshake deal that if he takes a second interview, he's not going to be the highest paid coordinator. So he goes to Jacksonville, basically tells the Bucks, hey, I'm going to come in on Thursday to sign my new contract. Doesn't take any calls from them. Tells him that he's tending to a family emergency.

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Word gets out that he actually is in Jacksonville interviewing for the Jaguars job. The Jaguars are also trying to keep it under wraps because they had to clear the Rooney rule and get another minority candidate in the building. So they do that on Thursday morning. Get Liam Cohn to agree to be the head coach.

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Then Liam Cohn, I think, picks up a phone call from Todd Bowles like, hey, I'm at the hospital with my kid. And also this Jaguar situation is changing. Takes Jaguar's job and the Bucks are pissed.

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He's getting paid insane money. Ben Johnson money is what they said, which is insane money as well. The Bears paying Ben Johnson insane money. But it's unprecedented for a first-time head coach. It's also unprecedented for a first-time head coach to be able to pick their GM. I don't really blame Liam Cohn at all on this. I know that that's probably looked like scumbag behavior, but he...

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I don't know what choices he had in the fact that the Bucs shouldn't have made it contingent on not taking the second interview. If you're an employer, you should let your employees take those interviews. Go see what is out there, especially in this business when you know that guys are going to try to get dream jobs. There's only 32 of them.

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If they didn't make it contingent on him not taking the second interview, I think he probably would have been more forthright about it, but he was stuck in a position where if he takes a second interview, he could potentially lose his job with the Bucs and not get the Jags job.

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nfl franchises will cut players anytime they want they will like our our colleague john gruden who worked for the bucks signed an extension and then got fired four months later or whatever it was like look at bobby slowick the the coordinator for the texans after last season yeah he was one of the hot names out there getting all the interviews he decides to go back to houston and

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Lou Anarumo was the hottest name after the Bengals go to the Super Bowl. He just got fired by the Bengals. I just think it's such a cutthroat business that if you don't look out for yourself, you can't be a nice guy in the NFL. You know what the craziest part is, too? I understand Todd Bowles is mad.

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If the Bucs didn't make the playoffs this year, Todd Bowles probably would have been fired for Liam Cohen. Yeah, but you know what?

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But people calling him a scumbag, I'm just like, I don't know, where's that same energy when a team does that to a player or a team does that to a coach? Because that happens literally all the time. And now it's the one time it's flipped where a coach has kind of fucked over a team. I don't know. It's just the NFL's cutthroat.

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I feel like the NFL, you just can't expect loyalty and feelings just don't exist. Because they know that the minute things go bad, you're going to get fired. And you have no guarantee of having a job opening like this again, especially with this money.

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And really, if you want to blame anyone, it's probably Shad Khan probably should have just fired Trent Baalke on Black Monday when everyone expected it. And this would have made it a lot easier.

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I think on a personal level, I think people in the Bucs building should be upset. But I also, again, I think that if the Bucs had a chance to do something like this to a coach or someone, they probably would. Whatever makes their team better, they're going to do. So why can't Liam Cohen do whatever makes his life better?

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Also, Liam Cohen has jumped around. I think he said this is his fifth different job in five years. You hired that guy. You knew that that guy could do this. You saw the resume, right? Like it's not, it's not crazy to be like, wow, I never, I thought he would make roots here and stay forever.

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Yeah. I don't think it might. I also think, like, the Jags, they just got in a spot where, you know, Ben Johnson said no to them.

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I don't even know if Mike Vrabel interviewed with them, and they, like, had to do a panic move where the price... They basically boxed themselves into being like, we have to fire Trent Palky and pay an insane amount of money so that we can get someone that is sought after instead of having a situation where we end up with, like, the sixth option, and everyone's like, wow, the Jags really fucked this up.

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That's true. So it was crazy, though. The whole thing was crazy. I just thought it was very funny that people were like, How could anyone ever do this? It's the NFL. Yeah, it's going to happen. Do you think when a coach gets in front of a college coach, does a press conference, like, I want to be here for the rest of my life, and then he gets an offer the next day and he jumps?

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Right, right. And then when Lane Kiffin gets left on a tarmac at USC, that's the other way. I feel like everyone just cuts everyone in the back in the NFL, and it sucks, but it's just the truth of it.

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That rocked. Good segue. Speaking of Al Davis, Jerry Jones is in his late Al Davis years. because he hired Brian Schottenheimer, which was his offensive coordinator this year. So the Cowboys, basically the Cowboys offseason is gone.

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Blocking Mike McCarthy from doing any interviews, having everyone believe that they're going to re-sign Mike McCarthy, not re-signing Mike McCarthy, then doing like a half-ass search for a head coach, calling Deion once, and then Jerry Jones walking down the hallway and being like, Hey, you, what's your name again? You want to be the head coach? And now Brian Schottenheimer is the head coach.

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And Jerry even said one of the weirdest quotes ever, Brian Schottenheimer is known as a career assistant. He ain't Brian no more. He is now known as the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys. That's his name. He ain't Brian no more.

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He's not the boss boss. And this goes to, I've been saying it for a while now because I thought they weren't going to fire Mike McCarthy or part ways with him. Jerry Jones, the Jerry Jones from the 90s and the Jimmy Johnson stuff and Barry Switzer and then bringing in Parcells. That guy doesn't exist anymore. He just wants a coach that will just follow whatever he says.

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And guess who's going to follow whatever he says? The career assistant who is down the hall who's like, here, you be the head coach. Thank you for the opportunity, sir. Yeah, ever since Bill Parcells, he's not going to hire someone who is going to have that alpha energy and be like, this is my show.

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He's going to hire people, Jason Garrett, Mike McCarthy, who sat out for a year, guys who are going to basically do what Jerry says and be like, thank you, Jerry, for giving me a life.

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You actually said it before. You're like, we're not counting these. If he throws a pick on this last drive, it doesn't count. I agree with that.

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Yeah. Yeah. This has to make you, PFT, and Max. Oh, he's leaving. He's taking a piss. I think it's a great hire, by the way. I think you guys have got to be both very pumped. I think it's a great hire.

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And people are bringing up like, oh, well, everyone thought Dan Campbell was crazy. I... This hire could work. I think it's more the fact that the process made no sense because it doesn't feel, again, like they did. It felt like Jerry Jones just called up Deion Sanders and was like, do you want the job? He's like, no. He's like, all right. I think he talked to Brian. Yeah.

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Who Pete Carroll got hired by the Raiders, which is awesome. Because Pete Carroll is – it's going to be fun to have him back there. He will be – on week one, he will be the oldest coach to coach an NFL game. I think he beats Romeo Cornell by like six months, who is the oldest right now when he was interim for the Texans. But the real story with Pete Carroll being in the Raiders is that –

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Jim Harbaugh and Pete Carroll are destined to just go against each other. I love that they, no matter what, they will always follow each other. This time it's Pete Carroll following Jim Harbaugh. Obviously, we had Stanford and USC in their famous dust-ups, the biggest upset ever, 41.5-point favorites. Then Pete Carroll goes to the Seahawks. Jim Harbaugh goes to the Niners.

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And now Jim Harbaugh to the Chargers and Pete Carroll to the Raiders. They just... They have to be together.

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Definitely been freaking out about it a little bit. Yeah, memes is shaking his head. He's so happy. I had to get up. Happy birthday. It's not our birthday yet. I had to get up three times to pee the other night. It's not our birthday yet. Actually, tune in to Friday's show because I think PFT and I will... By the way, subscribe to the YouTube. Please subscribe to the YouTube and watch us.

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On the Friday show, we'll probably do the kiss. Because Thursday's my birthday and Friday's yours. That's right, yeah. So we'll probably do the kiss exclusive to YouTube only. What a tradition. Yeah, we kiss every year. At the stroke of midnight. At the stroke of midnight between January 30th and 31st. Yeah, we're going to be 40. It's very weird. It's fine. You know what?

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We just got to get through the week where everyone says, you guys are old, and then we'll be young again. So we're not 50. 40 plus. Hank, you're fucking like 32.

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Max is going to be 30. Yeah, I'm over it. In two years? This year. Oh! Memes, you're like 40.

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next month you're 30 yeah next month oh my god we gotta get it all right we gotta get an intern this year we gotta get younger we gotta get one young guy here jack's young shane's young yeah i know but we need to get we're gonna we're gonna do it right this year we'll get interned for the whole summer and we gotta get we can't say age but we need a teenager yeah Part of my drink.

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We need someone whose parents are really cool and they can sign the waiver. We need a 16-year-old. Yep. The next generation. We're cool. I'm just kidding. We're not going to get a 16-year-old. 17 is fine. Unless they're really good. Yeah, unless they're really funny. 17, if you're listening to this, you're 17.

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Yeah, you can just get in here. We want a kid who's like... I want the Rizzler. I'll just say it. We can't afford the Rizzler. The spot's open for the Rizzler. I want a kid walking in here being like, yeah, I started listening to you guys when I was nine.

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Are they going to hire a coach? I think Mike McCarthy. Okay. Feels like it. That makes sense. Yeah, Dennis Allen's now the DC in Chicago.

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All right. Rowback question real quick, Max. Rowback question. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Promo code TAKE. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. I'm wearing the joggers and the new Hezzy hoodie right now. They're the best. Rowback.com. Promo code TAKE. Max.

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Noah, the question that everyone really wants to know is, Saturday night, will you be drinking champagne and getting fucked up?

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That's a hell of a crew. That's a hell of a crew. All right. Let's see who's back. Does everybody know here what season it is?

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That's right. But it's also tax season, which we all know Hank is not a fan of. How are you feeling about that, Hank?

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It's like, yeah, Dove Men Whole Body Dio. So go right now and get it at Walmart today. You will smell great, especially if you're hosting. Spray it on. Feel good. Everyone's going to be complimenting you. Dove Whole Body Dio at Walmart today. Who's back of the week, Hank?

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Also, he basically won the whole thing because he beat Alcaraz. Wait, tweeting out a picture of your MRI? Isn't that a hippo? He doesn't care about that shit. Yeah, right. Hey, Hank, you want to recap your dart stream at all? It was great.

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I tuned in on Friday night when I got home from the movies, and almost instantly you hit your first 180, and I was so pumped for you. What about the sleep talking?

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And that was why that's very funny. Yeah. He probably thinks you're dreaming about him.

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And then it was just like, yeah, he's the last thing in your head. Yeah. Okay. PFT year. Who's back?

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You think it's funny. No, I don't. Basically, what happened was you're way too deep online. You probably know this. A guy, there's a coffee shop in Arizona where the baristas wear bikinis. A guy got caught on video jerking off while trying to order coffee. He became a meme, and then he killed himself. So it's not funny.

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They held a Guna rule. They had a Guna rule for him. Hank explained to us last week, and we just sat here. We're like, wait, the guy died? That's fucked up. And he was just like, yeah, I probably shouldn't have said this.

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made me want to kill myself was uh our good friend keith yandel who's now part of barstool sports shout out spit and chiclets they've added yans uh i was talking to yans about mini golf and like now that he's part of barstool i was like we got to get you in all these things and i was like you got to come and do march madness with us and he replied and he's like when is that and i was like it's march and he's like yeah i fucking know i was joking and i was like i want to

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Yeah, but Jans has got like, he said to me, and then he made worse. He's like, I think he's like, I used to get all the Canadian dudes in the locker room with that one. I think you're the first American I've ever gotten. And I was like, God fucking damn it. But Jans is the best. So hopefully he'll be here for March Madness, which is in March. Also a little bit in April. Yeah.

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Uh, speaking of which my who's back national sports podcast, college basketball, college basketball is back for me feast week. Uh, I love college basketball, but now that the football is over, weekends are for a lot of America, college basketball, uh, quick thoughts on college basketball. Uh, Duke is a problem, but the ACC fucking sucks.

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So I'm just going to tell myself that they're good only because they're killing everyone in the ACC. Uh, The SEC is so goddamn loaded. Auburn and Alabama are both really fucking good. Tennessee is good. Florida is really, really good. Houston is the same team every year. And I'm trying to think what other thoughts.

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Well, Kansas, that was one of – I hate Kansas so much now. That was – they were up six going to the line with 18 seconds left and somehow lost that game in double overtime. Is that worse than what A&M did, though? No, because I should have even said Kansas also, in regulation, they were up three, and they got a five-second call with two timeouts. Yes, A&M. I like A&M.

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I think A&M is going to be a good tournament team. But yeah, they completely choked against Texas.

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6872.341

Total meltdown. And then also for the sickos and perverts out there, I have started to believe in the Wisconsin Badgers who are ranked and their offense is actually awesome. And they whap threes. And so get ready for me to have my heart broken on that because I actually believe that they could make a run and which they won't, and you guys will get to watch that on livestream.

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6899.564

So when you told me to bet Eric Dixon Player of the Year, and I bet it, was that a bad bet? Bad bet.

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By the way, people are mad about Dan Hurley. If you missed it last week, he yelled at a ref, don't turn your back on me. I'm the best fucking coach in the league or in the country. Jay Billis did a whole preachy thing where he was like, this is just... You're being disingenuous. Yeah, he did a preachy thing. I can't say this clearly enough. College basketball needs asshole coaches.

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That's what it was built on. The players change. Especially in the Big East. The transfer portal has changed everything. You don't know who you're rooting for. I need a Boeheim. I need a Coach K. As much as I hate Coach K, he has that, like, ah, I hate him. I want to root against him. Dan Hurley is that. If you hate him, that's good for college basketball.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

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So I want him to do whatever he wants to do. He's also being just as hard on his own players as he is the refs. Although he had a great line. Was it against Villanova that Caravan missed the free throws?

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

6986.617

Yeah, Caravan missed two free throws. He's a great free throw shooter. And Hurley told what? He missed what?

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6994.044

Oh, yeah, yeah. It was a bad call. And Hurley just told him after, he's like, if you want to cry about it, go cry about it with your two national championship rings. It's like, get back to practice.

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7006.275

Auburn's really good. No, Auburn and Alabama are both really good. The SEC is loaded. I mean, the SEC has teams. Mississippi State's good. Kentucky's good. Vandy just beat Kentucky. Like, the SEC top to bottom is so goddamn good that it's going to be, like, I don't know how each team is going to survive. Mississippi's good, like... Mississippi State. Mississippi State. Mississippi.

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Like, all these teams are really fucking good. Missouri's decent. So, yeah, I'm excited for college basketball. And it's always fun because I love just getting really mad. Just kids. Yeah, I was. Hunter Dickinson, not a kid. Not a kid. He's just 25. Doesn't... Whatever. I've been watching... His defense is... Just because you stand straight up and down doesn't mean you're playing good defense.

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I love it. They also need to figure out the schedule because they don't. It used to be that Monday and Thursday still had a lot of games. They've taken away Monday and Thursday, and Tuesday and Wednesday has all the games, and it's just because Friday now has games. Just give us even out the games. Even out the games. Uh, also Doug's is back 3 PM today. I'm going to be doing a Doug stream.

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So tune in. Uh, we just got one last one that we're going to do a little, you know, there's no, there's no football on for two weeks. So we do a Doug stream going to get there, try to try to win some games, have some fun. Uh, we haven't decided exactly the format either. I'm going to try to win a natty playing in the tournament. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. Not play Jerry.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

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Jerry will be there though for defensive coordinating in the, uh, So I'm going to basically start at the playoff and try to win a natty for a couple hours. So tune in on the part of my take YouTube and subscribe to the part of my take YouTube. Did we hit 600K? Not yet. Showing dong at a million. Everyone, please subscribe. You're dong? You're dong?

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Thirty-four. That was Jack. Twenty-one. Forty. Forty. What was yours? Five. What was yours, Max?

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

744.076

Yeah. I actually think, Max, I wrote down in his note, like, you should get to poke Max in the eye.

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Yeah, it was a tough game for the Commanders. I mean, the four turnovers or three turnovers or three fumbles were very bad, but I don't think that it was. Obviously, they're significant, but also the Eagles offense was just running down your throat, and Jalen Hurts was awesome. The game, I feel like, came down to that fourth and five shot play to A.J.

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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

782.983

Brown because that was, I think, a 20 to 12 game at the time. and he makes that throw, perfect throw, and he was doing everything. Saquon was doing everything, and the Eagles' defense is fucking good because as much as Jaden played well, also everything was more difficult for the commanders, even that first drive.

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It was like 14 plays, you got three, and you did that a few times where it's like you get three instead of seven, and you just can't do that against a team like the Eagles with the way they were playing on offense.

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Can you play that guy's video? So for people who missed it, the Commander fan meetup at the Hard Rock in Philly last night.

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Yes, everyone knows. I saw a lot of Philly people being like, I don't even know where the fuck this is. But the Hard Rock has fallen. And this guy's speech was so funny because it really was like what I would imagine they said once they stormed the beaches of Normandy and they finally got like the... You know, they got control of France. They entered into France.

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This is almost exactly what it was like when they got the hard rock last night. All right, play it.

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891.713

Yeah, good guy. I love it. Yeah. He does seem like a genuinely good guy, and it's more just... The funniness is more just the fact that it was the Hard Rock. Yeah. And they're like... We came out here to accomplish getting, you know, 50 simultaneous reservations at the Hard Rock. Shout out Open Table.

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Oh, no. Were they giving him shit on the way out? What were they saying? Great tailgate at the Hard Rock.

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955.937

It's so funny that it was the Hard Rock Cafe. They went for the weakness. They figured out that if Philadelphia has one weakness, it's that you can probably get a shitload of reservations on a Saturday night before the NFC Championship game at the Hard Rock downtown.

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And then it was 55-23. Yeah, it's... I like to imagine like... What's the guy's name? Tailgate something. He had it on his back. Anyway, I like to imagine this guy this week sitting around. Tailgate Teddy, I think. Sitting around with war maps out being like, should we go for the Applebee's? What about the Chili's? No, sir. We've done some advanced scouting and the hard rock is weak.

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I like that. Your take should be that the Big East tournament is actually the hardest tournament to win.

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1021.037

They're just acting like they've cared about college basketball all along. But you know that in your heart of hearts, if you're Auburn, What would you trade for a football? How many basketball national championships would you trade for a football? Five. You think five?

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I think Tennessee is up there, though, because they do care.

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1104.462

They care in a way that they deeply care about because they've never won.

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The fact that Alabama has won so many titles in college football and that I think it would still, it would, it would probably take Bama fans like what? Six, seven. Yeah. Natty's in football to trade for a basketball one. Yeah.

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That's going to be interesting to see how they go up against the big guys in Michigan.

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And they have... This is interesting. What's the guy's name from Michigan? Is it Donaldson?

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And then transferred to Michigan. Now they're going to be matched up. And I actually like watching Wolf play, too. Oh, he's awesome.

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He's addicted to spin moves, and he might appear... kind of frumpy when you first look at him, but I think it's deceptive how fast he is.

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And Michigan just wants them to keep winning because the longer they win, the longer they have to kind of push off the reality that's hitting some of their other programs right now.

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But we don't have to worry about the other things while sports are still happening. That's true. That's how it goes. It's like Florida.

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coach so is this the first uh sweet 16 that they've been to since was it like 2000 it's been a long something like 20 years because i thought that marshall henderson had got there no but he didn't it's just that anytime he won a game he made you know you thought that they just won the final four game he let you know that he won the game he let you know that they won but yeah chris beard and the guys they they look very very good today against iowa state i asked mark titus this big cat i'll ask you the same question yes

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Is it time to prepare to have a conversation about Otzelberger? In what way? Just a conversation of, like, when can we expect more than sweet 16s? Because I feel like he's a victim of his own success at this point.

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But I'm saying, is it time for others to begin to prep for the conversation? Right. I think maybe it's okay to prep. It's never too early to prep.

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He's such a good coach that now you're like, we expect more from you.

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1450.86

TJ Altsberger had the hot seat, Hank? No. Crazy take. Terrible take. That wasn't the take. The take was his time to prepare to have a conversation. Also a bad take. Not a hot seat. Just a conversation about him. No. No. Again, I'm not saying hot seat, but some coaches, they start to get labeled as can't get past the Sweet 16 once they get good enough at coaching.

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That's not even the one from today. The one he was wearing today, the gray and black one.

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If he showed up with a leather, a tight leather one that just zipped all the way up with a hoodie that he could pull over his entire face, I would bet on him for that.

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He should go back to college. Yes. By the way, the Sixers do a great job, big men with ankle injuries.

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He is a big man with ankle injuries. He is a taller guy who had a sprained ankle. Yeah. Paul George, he's a big man.

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Probably. But they didn't hang in there. No. It looked promising at the start. I mean, I think that's one coach, Richard Pitino. It's... It's a matter of time before he's in the Big East, right? Well, he's got to take over for St. John's. That's a succession play. He could.

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I was thinking there's people having a discussion at Providence right now. Seat's heating up.

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1721.178

It just does feel like his destiny to be in the Big East at some point, right?

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1771.41

Very good. Did you see what he did last year when he got bounced?

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1775.011

He wrote down, I'm getting back to a deeper run in this tournament or I'm going to die trying. Yeah. He said that out loud.

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He was literally going to kill himself trying to get back to this point, and he did it.

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182.771

We've just watched a lot of basketball. We mainlined that. That was four days. Tough four days of watching hoops, sitting on a couch. My steps, I think my steps per day topped out at about 500 or 600. Yeah. Which is the way that God intended. Yes. It was a great weekend of sports. It ended up being pretty chalky, but that's okay. Yes. We got some great matchups coming up.

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Scenes. Get to kiss the logo at center court. Kiss the bracket.

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2085.3

Okay, so we're starting the south and then we're going down to the west. West, yeah. Yeah, so Florida-Yukon. Great game. Incredible game. Danny Hurley actually coached an awesome game. Because if you saw Florida play... The way that they handled their business, you thought that they were just going to run UConn out of the gym. Yeah.

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And the way that UConn kind of took away some of the strengths that Florida had, this was as good a job that Danny Hurley's done coaching. And then after the game, him saying, I hope they don't fuck you like they fucked us. He kind of lost his shit. Danny Hurley lost his shit.

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And a lot of people are upset at Danny Hurley for being a bad loser. I think he would say... Yes, I am a bad loser. I think he would agree with those people. But also, I don't care. Yeah. I don't care that he's a bad loser.

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What did you expect? That's what that's what coaches do. That's what fans do after a game.

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You know what? Also, I'm not a doctor, so I can't diagnose him. He might have Tourette's. He could. He winces a lot during the games. When he drops those F-bombs, it might just be a byproduct of Tourette's.

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Shut up, yeah. But that's just a direct communicator, Big Pat. In the moment, you only have X amount of seconds during a timeout. You've got to be direct and to the point. You can't be having side conversations.

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I think it probably does save some relationships, though, because you just spent the last four days watching sports all day on TV. If you did it again on Monday, then you might have to have a hard conversation.

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In a close game, I agree. I think you have to be willing to say he's our best player. One of these has to go in. If we lose because he's out there, that's fine. We'll go down with the ship.

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Yeah, he was bad. Don't get me wrong. He was bad. And then Pitino said he played 30 minutes. That's a long time. In Rick Pitino's history, 30 minutes is a very, very long time.

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They've crisscrossed a million different ways. These guys know as much about the other guy as it's possible for a grown man to know about another grown man. There's no question about it. And they're very similar guys.

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So they have essentially the same career. They started out, they coached in the Northeast, they tried to go to the NBA, didn't work out.

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3150.319

Yeah, went back, stayed in Kentucky, stayed in Tennessee for the other guy, then went to Kentucky, and now they're going up against each other one more time in the tournament. They have had very similar careers. They know each other extremely well.

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And this is his fourth team that he's taken to the Final Four.

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319.694

It feels like there should be more games. If you got home on Monday from work, and then maybe your significant other was like, okay, you made me wait to watch Severance, so we got that recorded. White Lotus recorded. Let's sit down, have a family night. And you're like, UAB is playing UNT. And I want to watch it.

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3252.082

Is this Cal's best coaching job? Did you see how quick the handshake happened at the end of the game too? The game was still going on. Yeah. I think that there were maybe five seconds remaining on the clock, and Cal and Pitino right in each other's face. Quick handshake. A handshake that fast, they don't like each other. No.

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3284.696

I think what would happen would be they'd start fighting, and then they'd start wrestling, and then they'd stop and be like, what are we doing? We love each other.

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3321.278

It does feel like a moment that we look back on in a year and we're like, remember that? They show a clip during the game. Yeah, he's going to have a big moment. Here's him on the bench for the second half of that game against Arkansas. And then he has a great game. He goes out there and crushes it. And it's like complete redemption. It's like, yeah, Patino got that out of him.

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3338.549

I personally would have kept him in the game. But Patino, he might be a better basketball coach than me.

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3396.069

Yeah, he's feeling himself again. Do we think Kentucky was holding Coach Cal back? It was making him soft. It was making him cater too much to getting the star players there because they cared so much about the recruiting. Now he's going to grind it out. I like that. Coach Cal is now a great coach. He's free from the pressures.

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3453.971

Yeah. It turns out that having good shot-making ability on your team is important to winning basketball games. It's like they built the entire team out of Ben Simmons. If there was no basket, this would be a great team.

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348.504

It's a brutal day. I think this day is probably the number one water cooler day.

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3505.339

Television program. You just did it on a premier sports show.

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3547.187

Okay, 2-0. Max, why do you think it's a stupid question? Max, you only care about the Big East.

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3557.661

So how good was the conference anyway? Don't they have to have higher expectations?

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Well, no, because Hank's point is that the Big East doesn't have any teams left, right?

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3599.599

Yeah, but does that subtract from how impressive winning the Big East was? Mm-hmm.

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3614.536

You actually made his point because it's a down year for UConn. They don't have a good team this year, so that's a minus point for the Big East.

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3634.832

I started this conversation off by fully agreeing with you, Max. And the more we talk about it, the more I'm seeing Hank's point.

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3644.216

It wasn't even a point, it was a question. You're not making any points to the contrary.

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3666.53

Yes, I like this. No, it was a stupid question. Max is right. Obviously, St. John's is happy with the way the season went. Yes, Hank, you get the chance to rebut.

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About as bad. Yeah, it's like I wasn't asking the question, Hank. I was asking if it's time to prepare to even have the conversation.

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But if you are a fan of one of the teams that's still in it, this is a great Monday.

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3937.85

Is that he might be the best player to ever play sports at his high school.

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4145.868

Austin Newell. They all are good. Is that Oak Ridge? They only beat 78-72? Oh, wow. Tough game.

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4158.5

Prolific prep. That does sound like a fake school. That sounds like Bishop whatever.

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4237.109

Yeah. It wouldn't be fake diarrhea. No, but mine wouldn't be fake. Like, I would see that on the calendar, and then two days before, I would drink expired milk.

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4262.877

Right was electric. He was fun to watch. Edgecombe, great physical guy. Edgecombe's going to be in the NBA? Yeah.

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4269.921

jeremy roach should have stayed i don't know why he left yeah so he left he got pushed out he left because he thought he was getting pushed out and then he wanted to start and then he went to baylor and then uh right showed up and then he kind of got edged out there tough break i like roach yeah what are you looking up now pacific prep

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4298.933

Oh. Oh. That game probably made him $7 million. Yeah. Played them tight.

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4338.629

Right. So when those two teams play each other, even though they're in different conferences right now, in my mind, just throw all that out. It's a Pac-12 game.

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4356.6

And I think Arizona moves on because they won that Pac-12 game. I think now it's ACC Pac-12. Yeah, yeah. And it's Duke and Arizona. Yeah, Duke and Arizona, which is they played in the national title.

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4382.535

It was fun. Oregon just, they got outworked on the glass a little bit. Yeah. They fought hard. A couple balances didn't go their way. Those two missed free throws and then the ball going out of bounds took the possession away. That felt like that was the end.

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4417.683

What did you think about the Ducks unis? The fighting Ducks. I liked them. They popped. It was a little bit different.

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4438.177

So I was thinking about this because I don't like it as a viewer. No, it sucks. The strategy is actually great. Of course. It's a very good strategy, and you should do it as a coach. But as a viewer, when you get the ball and you're down three, everyone has that anticipation of they can make a shot and tie the game. We take it away. It kind of sucks.

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I just don't know how they'd be able to change that rule without also changing the rule of if you're losing,

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4461.835

fouling intentionally right you know like do you how many of those do you get because it's the same it's the same strategy it's just it's no fun when the rabbit's got the gun what what about if you you can foul up three once the second time they get three three shots but you probably wouldn't want to do it i think they should just be more more lenient with is it a shooting motion yeah

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When you're, when you're up exactly up three in the last, you get one chance in the last minute of the game.

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I loved what Arizona did at the end when they would put, what's his name, DeLorso in? Yeah. The skinny kid? It's like, here's our foul shooter. And then every single time, they just schemed him open. That was his only purpose, really, at the end. They schemed him open off the inbounds play, and Oregon had no choice but to foul the one guy they didn't want to foul.

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4616.571

It was a boy who cried wolf. You've done the fake hacked tweet probably 20 times. And every time Big Cat does this fucking tweet, he doesn't think about the people around him that get the collateral damage. We have people hitting all of us up being like, hey, just so you guys know, Big Cat's account got hacked. But it's a very funny tweet, and it's a good strategy.

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This time it caught up to you, so you can get back in until when?

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McNeese? McNeese, yeah. McNeese in the first round. Robert Morris for a half? That was pretty mad. Also, was it Norfolk? Norfolk. Norfolk, they were plucky. They were frisky.

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4701.095

Yeah, the best is when you do those tweets, sometimes I get texts from people, mutual friends of ours, like people that know Big Cat and know me, but I get a text saying, hey, just so you know, can you tell Big Cat his account got hacked? And I'm like, you could just text, like his phone didn't get hacked. Well, it might, maybe. You can text that to him.

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4749.637

yeah i think bitcoin was what did me maybe and i also i think i was trying to change it up there's probably a good chance that someone started a shit coin yeah based off that tweet like someone who was really in on the bit i don't know what you call i made up if it was a bit and they wanted to start a coin after it i i made uh i made up the whole number yeah i just typed in random things so but yeah the game sucked here's the thing i like

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The story, the underdog story, the feel-good Hoosiers story coming out of this weekend was those plucky underdogs at Arkansas. Coach Cal, he is the one Cinderella that's still left. And he's at Arkansas. They were 10 seeds, so it still counts. But yeah, we don't get the mid-majors, which is unfortunate.

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No, again, it's like a small era of your life is over. Right. I'll never see John Tonje play for the Badgers again. We live our lives in specific areas. If you're a fan of a pro team, those areas, the window is large. Right. If you're a college team, it's like you have to do something with these guys.

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What do you think about the ejection for the nut shot? Because the nut shot, I think that's against the Mormon code of conduct. I think it's... I actually very, very against it.

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4877.173

If you touch another man's penis as a Mormon, you are kicked out of the church.

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4929.302

It sucks. I'm not a math guy, but I get frustrated when I watch games when coaches screw up the two-for-one at the end of the game. It happens a lot.

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Also, Memes, I think I've become a BYU leaver. No, really good. Because they're so fun to watch. They don't miss. Oh, I'm rooting for them against Bama for obvious reasons. It's going to be a great game because both those teams love to run. So I'm pumped to watch that one. But yeah, Memes was right. Point memes. BYU, leave her.

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498.592

Yeah, because I do— But also for college basketball, it's good to have one, maybe two of those. Yes. And the matchups are all really good. If you look at what we're looking at for Thursday and Friday, it's going to be some good games.

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Was he having conversations with NC State during this run? Probably.

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5805.55

I'm going to wait and see what they do against Houston, and then I will make my judgment. He's either going to be overrated or underrated.

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I think they will. They will lose to Houston. They got a good matchup, too, because Clemson almost beat McNeese. I know it was close at the very, very end. But they also started the game like 0 for 40.

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Yes. Bad, bad start for Clemson. Yeah. I'm not willing to say he's overrated or underrated just yet. I think he's exactly properly rated until if he loses to Houston, then overrated. Then overrated.

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team three times and i know that a lot of a lot of tennessee fans were looking at the bracket before this whole thing started and they are not they're not excited about the prospect of playing against kentucky no not at all no but kentucky's fun you're right mark pope kentucky's somehow an underdog yeah somehow in the conscience of america and arkansas with calipari also somehow an underdog yeah we got underdogs everywhere and byu where pope came from

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594.864

Yeah, NIL did do it. It is kind of weird that the transfer portal is now open.

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Also an underdog. A lot of underdogs. A lot of guys that you can root for at these traditional underdogs.

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Oh, Tennessee. They have a dog. Yeah, they're the Vols, though. Yeah, Smokey is an elite dog, too.

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Lanier's been shooting lights out from the outside. I do love watching Ziegler play. Oh, he's so good. And I hope he's a guy that I would like to also see stick around at Tennessee for like five more years.

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He's my rule of one guy, he would be perfect. Him, Marquise Noel at Kansas State. Yeah. I want to see these guys that are just like undersized elite ball handlers, great passers. They should be able to play for the school for free.

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Okay, so that last piece was actually very important. He's just hangry. Yeah. He's just as grumpy because he hasn't had anything. That's like Hank waking up on Grit Week and doesn't get a good breakfast. That's how Mick Cronin was coaching that game.

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That's tough. Times are tough. Yeah. Okay. Any other notes? Oh, Kentucky, Tennessee, 740 on Friday. Love it. That game is going to be awesome. I'm very excited about that. I feel like that's the highest rated game of the weekend.

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Because he was like, shit. No, I think he went out and he got that for the tournament.

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6263.281

But he also has a 26-page binder of their culture. True, which we got to get our hands on. Also, Shaka Smart, he had everybody thinking that he was bald like the Liberty coach when he shaved his head, which was stolen valor. And then he decides he's going to grow his hair out. He's able to have a full head of hair. That's bad vibes. Same with Buzz Williams, our guy. Yeah. Bald guy.

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6286.559

I think Buzz did that just because of efficiency. He's like, that's one less thing. Every time I wash my hair, I could be watching tape.

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632.07

Any non-Power 5 school per year. So then you get some of the second guys from the Power 5, from the big program.

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6339.744

I'd forgotten about Bryant because it was such a blowout by the end.

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6389.654

Okay. Yeah, that's good. I think there are two maybe on ESPN.

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640.135

They'd be able to keep their guys, their homegrown guys. Because they're still going to be able to get outspent by the big programs. Of course. And now the SEC learned that once you throw money at all the sports that you used to just throw money, like football was the one place where they would dominate for a while. And now the SEC is like, oh, we can pay basketball players too?

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6424.15

And there's been no upsets. To me, when I look at them, every bracket's perfect.

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6470.902

Well, they'd have to get through Kentucky, possibly Houston, and then possibly Duke.

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6605.882

Yeah, if you have two jobs after you leave college, I don't know how you go back. One, okay, I'll look past that, but he tried out for the NFL, and he signed with WWE. I saw it on TV, and I was like, are they replaying two years ago's wrestling tournament?

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6653.094

KB went to this and he left early. He goes to the NCAA Wrestling National Championships. Gabe Stevenson is wrestling. It's an iconic moment. Maybe the best collegiate wrestler of all time. And then he leaves. And in his Uber ride home, he finds out that he got upset at the last second. That's as bad as it gets.

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6702.086

Tiger? Yeah. We can't talk about it. He asked us to respect his privacy in his Twitter post.

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6755.692

Yeah. Woods Trump would be a powerful name, though. Yeah.

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678.53

Have fun. For the billionaires that don't have a school that they like already.

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6796.693

Now, this could be good for Tiger, because if she's got Trump grandchildren, anytime Tiger is with those kids, he gets somebody to drive him around, right? True. Like a professional driver, so Tiger doesn't have to worry about running afoul of the law. Yeah, that's a good point.

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683.592

I would say that billionaires that love madness probably have already found a school that they're giving money to.

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6882.12

And we won't. We'll continue to respect his wishes for privacy. But the two pictures that he put accompanying the post, the first one was pretty normal, I would say. They're just like standing next to each other. They look happy. I'm happy. And then the second one was in a hammock. And it looked like that picture of Willie Mays that Barry Bonds took. Remember where everyone was like, oh, shit.

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Is this Willie Mays funeral? Is he dead? Yeah. That's what that looked like for Tiger. It looked like he was dead in a hammock laying next to her. And then you're like, who took that picture?

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Oh, they probably got fucking killed by him. What if Charlie and the Trump granddaughter, what if love was in the air with them? Are they the same age? I think they're both underage. But what if they, you can date somebody?

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Day beds are like, hey, we're going to put a bed in this room, and it's going to be smaller, and you're not going to fit on it.

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The billionaires like that, they're like, oh, the sports is on TV? Yeah. You guys are watching sports ball?

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7031.302

Way better. Bad take. You just have never been on nice furniture outside. I've been on nice furniture outside. Hammocks are getting out of the hammock.

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7055.459

No, it's not. Yes. Getting into the hammock is tough sometimes. Getting out of the hammock sucks. What do you want?

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7076.501

Have you slept on a king? Max, I own that outdoor couch. Yeah, it's comfortable. I own that. I also own a hammock, and I'm on the hammock to nap, not on that couch. Which one do you go on more? The hammock. I sit on the couch if I'm watching TV. I go on the hammock to lay down.

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7095.424

Yeah. You want to have a hammock date? I got two of them.

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7105.912

That was a big mess by Max, though, bringing up the couch I own.

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7161.853

This is crazy. Here's what you guys aren't thinking about with the outdoor furniture. You have to pick all those pillows up and take them inside and store them in like a waterproof thing if it's bad weather.

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7187.953

No, I got to stack them sometimes. The maintenance is really where they get you.

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7198.426

I mean, ever. See... Hank, he's moving the gold. No, I won't sit on a hammock again in my life. He's talking about sitting. We're talking about laying down. I won't lay down on a hammock again in my life.

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7263.103

No, we're not. We've separated. The original argument, Hank is correct. Hammocks are a great place to lay down.

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7304.131

What is your point? What the truly elite thing to do is to, just on a nice day, take your indoor television and then pick it up and walk it outside and put it down and be like, I'm going to watch sports outside today.

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731.604

I think what Big Cat's asking for is very politely if the crown prince of Saudi Arabia wants to get involved in mid-major college basketball, now is the time to do it.

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7337.18

There's nice furniture. But that's like on a vacation at a nice place. Most people, if they're going to have something outside, a hammock is way more accessible than that thing probably costs like $30,000.

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7368.477

So he played in the NBL. He was named the finals MVP, which is great. Good for Dele. Despite the fact that his team, Melbourne United, lost the game and the title to the Illawarra Hawks. So Dele at the podium... He got the trophy for MVP, which, by the way, is a very funny thing to do, to give the MVP to somebody on the losing team.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

7392.373

It never happens anymore. But he said that the guard for the Hawks, Will Davo Hickey, was more deserving of the award, so Dele walked off the stage with the MVP trophy and gave it to Hickey.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

7407.091

Yeah. Davo. I also love the fact that Dele is still playing at a high enough level to be the finals MVP. Yeah.

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7476.058

He might be alive. Oh, shit. So apparently there's a documentary. I think it's on Apple TV. Yeah, Apple TV that claims that he's still alive. It was done by a super fan of the Doors and of Jim Morrison. He says that he did not die in Paris in 1971. They said that he faked his own death and there was never an autopsy done to determine the cause.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

7498.728

And then he says, I think he lives somewhere in the Midwest right now. And this dude is like trying to track him down and find this guy. So Jim Morrison, the liver King might still be alive, which would be, that would be the ultimate who's back. Holy shit. Faking deaths. I've always wondered how many people fake their deaths and get away with it. It's gotta be more, more than you think, right?

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

7538.218

Well, he didn't really fake his own death. They just never found him.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

7574.917

They played it on the bongos? Kind of. I've been saying for years that they need to do national anthem on the drums. Watch this.

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7620.507

I think this might be the future of the National Anthem. This is pretty good, yeah. Max, there was a time, I think it was Chad Smith from the Chili Peppers. I think he played the National Anthem on the drums before a Lakers game. Oh, yeah, he did. It's wild. Look that up. He did.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

7654.932

You can also kind of squint a little bit and think that it's Will Ferrell.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

769.713

If you gave $20 million, you wouldn't have to give it to 200, though.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

775.92

With the mid-majors, there's mid-majors and then there's mid-mid-majors. Yeah. Like some of the familiar names for the mid-majors that we like to see run around.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

789.196

Yeah, like you guys can rotate. Like the Mountain West gets four or five.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

810.729

lehigh you're getting 20 million this year buddy administrative errors like the mac gets five teams but it accidentally goes to the mac yeah the 2a mac oh i would boost the fuck out of the mac that would be awesome if i just gave a billion to the mac yeah

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

843.778

You get $120. He doesn't have that. You know what's a better use of this money is if you just pay off refs. Yeah. You'd only have to pay off like 15 guys.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

876.012

Well, there was a first bracket. You got the second bracket. There was a different one that was on your desk because I got the first one, and it's good. Auburn, you want to start in that?

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

938.089

Had a great game. I love watching him play. He's got a little George Pickens in him. He just goes nuts, and he is a force. The DNA of guys that are just really great rebounders, they're fascinating to me. Just because they're always fighting, and he's one of those guys. He takes it over the line sometimes. But, yeah, he was somewhat dominant in that game.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1028.948

I think just using Jeff Van Gundy's name in a post is a cheat code because whenever you see it written, you think about Mark Jackson saying it.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1094.096

I think it's also like Matt Stafford not wanting to commit right after the season was over and being like, I got to think it over. So, you know, he's thinking about retiring. So you might as well get something for him at the end of his career.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1140.567

I think that's the one because he's like a dog that's gone through four or five different homes, and he wants a familiar place. He values going to a good coaching situation over anything else because he knows how bad it can be if it's not. So yeah, I think he probably would take a little bit less money to play for Los Angeles than another team if it came down to that.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1159.314

But yeah, it also makes perfect sense for the Giants because right now it's like Dable has to win. He has to win something.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1189.486

I like Cam Ward, which is why I would be very happy with the Giants getting Stafford, short-term rental, maybe not getting Cam Ward.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1202.25

We'll have to have Jerry O'Connell listen to his wife's podcast and tell us what's going on with that situation.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1238.021

I just was asking a question. It's fashion for, like, somebody in elementary school. Who are you guys to say? I was just asking a question. Don't get defensive.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1268.576

Well, I mean, to her defense, basketball games, it's very tough to dress for a basketball game. Yeah. Because it's always super hot when you're next to the court. True. And it's kind of cold outside right now in Chapel Hill. So, yeah, she's going half on, half off. It's kind of utilitarian. It's actually the same way that Bill Belichick is the king of inventing new ways to wear his jackets. True.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1293.05

It does look like that's his daughter. It's a funny visual. I thought it looked good. I thought it was perfectly normal.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1302.977

Ovi's back. Anytime that there's a short little break for some of these Russian players, they somehow come back playing really, really well afterwards. So, yeah, I think this was supposed to be the game that he was going to break the record at. That was my initial prediction before he got the injury. And now I think he's going to do it this year.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1321.79

I think he's going to do it against the Penguins at the end of the season. I would agree. The pace that he's on is absolutely incredible. It's so cool, too, to watch him after he scores a goal. He skates right over to his son, who's in the first row. That's awesome. And pounds the glass for him. Yeah, Ovi's really fucking good, and the Caps are... Is it the Caps year? Yes, it is.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1338.231

It is the Caps here. I'm all in on the Caps. They're legitimately a good team. They've got a bunch of great players. Somehow, it felt like they were just going to re-engineer their whole roster to ensure that OV breaks the record, and that was going to be the reason to pay attention to the Caps for the next two seasons. But somehow, in that rebuild, they also were able to get good again.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1358.121

Caps year. Yeah, I think it is the Caps year. I believe they have the best record in hockey. Whoa. It's them or the Jets. Whoa. But I think the Caps are number one. I got them at, I think it was 20-1 or 25. I think it was 20-1 when I bet on them earlier this season. Watch out. Watch out for the Caps. Everyone's on notice. Yep. Everyone's officially on notice. The league should be on notice.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1387.866

I was thinking about, you tell me if this is a good idea or not, trying to time it to go to the game that Ovi breaks the record at. But I only get one game to do it. You should. I only get one game to pick. Why not? I think I can do it. Why not?

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1407.13

I don't know if the next – I mean – 20? He's, what, 13 away, you said? The pace that he's on has been incredible, so it could happen in the next 15 games. Yeah. But I'd say more likely – I think it's the game against the Penguins towards the end of the regular season. Let me see when that is. That's the one.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1422.958

I think if you're looking at league-wide narrative, having him break it right in Sidney Crosby's face would be incredible.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1439.39

April 17th, what day of the week is that? You got to go. That's the last game of the regular season?

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1465.157

Oldie hung out for pretty much the whole day on Friday, just chilling in the office. That man is incredible. I miss him so much already.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1496.802

Thursday. Thursday. Thursday, April 17th. That might be a field trip. Get it done. I might have to bring home the record. Get it done. But, yeah, great weekend. They scored eight against the Penguins on Saturday, seven against the Oilers, 15 goals in, like, 24 hours, basically.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1517.483

And I wish Max was back, too, just because I wanted to talk to him about Embiid. Yeah. And what's going on with that. Yeah. That was the most depressing series of press conferences that I've heard in a long time when they're explaining, like, obviously he doesn't feel good. They got to just shut them down. Yeah. Well, the Sixers are exploring options for the knee injury.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1591.655

Well, the funniest part about that is— Wait, we all said it wouldn't. Paul George is now the one that's—he's a little bro-ing Joel Embiid. Yeah. And being like, when I was going through this, the multiple times I've gone through this, Joel, I found that just playing makes me feel better. Yeah. Like, that's the only way to get better is to just play your way through it.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1708.038

But he's too good to tank. With a guy like Yabu, you're not going to get Cooper Flagg.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1782.481

I was just like, okay. No chance he knows how to work it or anything. No. I mean, say what you want about Max. He is capable of pressing a button. Yeah. Oldie, I don't think if we told him to press the button. I don't want him to, though. What's a puck?

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1806.755

Okay. The New York Yankees. Oh, yes. How the mighty have fallen. The New York Yankees are relaxing their grooming standards. After all these years, the Yankees used to stand for something. You know that? You could set your watch to the New York Yankees. Yep. You weren't allowed to have sideburns. They made Johnny Damon cut his hair and trim his beard. And now this.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1828.523

Now the statement from Hal Steinbrenner on the alteration of Yankees' facial hair policy, which is very funny that the New York Yankees have a facial hair policy. In recent weeks, I've spoken to a large number of former and current Yankees Spanning several. I got you.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1846.246

To elicit their perspectives. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. To elicit their perspectives on our longstanding facial hair and grooming policy. And I appreciate that their current. You go ahead. I can't read this.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1901.074

Wow. We used to be a country. Wow. A proper country. And then this. And Don Mattingly and his sideburns, it'll be a tale lost to the ages. Kids won't understand that anymore.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

1929.607

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. There's got to be an angle. Can we look that up? 2025 or somebody that might be key in the trade deadline this year.

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2012.732

That's a whole evil empire thing. That's the whole point. It's so funny that they just re-signed Aaron Boone, right? Yeah. Well-deserved. Well-deserved. Congratulations to Aaron Boone. So people were mad at them at that, and they're like, don't worry about it. We're going to make up for it next week with a big announcement. You can have a mustache now.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2042.669

What if they all grew beards instead? That would suck. That would suck, wouldn't it?

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2050.493

They're trying to have a good moment of PR after what were those brothers out in right field last year? Oh, yeah.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2063.539

After that, they're like, we got to do something that will make people happy with us. Okay, you're allowed to have a gotino.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2090.47

Alabama beat the shit out of Kentucky this weekend in college basketball, and in other news of Popes taking and beating. There we go.

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2199.301

I like it. The pizza Pope. Is he a big boy? Is he a big boy? I don't know. Can we get a, can we get some eyes on because here's what I think the Vatican desperately needs. We need a fat Pope. Yeah. A fat Pope would absolutely rock. Wouldn't it? Pierre Batista. I want that little cap on that. They were skinny to be so tiny. Yeah.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2253.87

This Lorenzo, he looks like a pope, doesn't he? He's got a little Dick Cheney vibe to him, but he looks like a pope from Central Castile.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2283.792

Ready? If we get a pope that's above 350 pounds, I will become a Catholic.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2321.077

Fabio Baggio is pretty damn good, right? Fabio Baggio, yes. So it's Pope talk. I like that. If you had a fat Pope, you could have a mass mass. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be pretty good. I need a fat pope. That's my analysis. Fabio Baggio. How do they elect him? They get together in a room? I know you saw the movie.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2357.925

So they sequester them. They're like a jury. They can't talk to anybody.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2362.788

It's like they do a vote. Then they like the smoke. And when the gray smoke comes out, a new pope has been elected. No, white smoke. White smoke, okay.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2371.517

They should do a different color besides gray and white. Those are too similar.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2405.458

You get blamed for a lot of stuff. You do get to meet Jim Harbaugh once a year. Yep. So that's cool.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2411.522

You get to meet God eventually. Yeah, but the Harbaughs, they always bring you a set of cleats. Like, here's some Mary Jordan cleats. Yeah.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2419.448

Yeah. But you never get to fuck. Yeah. But I'm guessing most of these guys probably do the celibacy thing.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2453.396

So can you actually bet on who the next pope's going to be? I would like to, if you can. Yeah. They should make commercials. They should do, like, attack ads on each other.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2494.636

Also, having an American pope would be awesome. Yeah, it would. That would be great.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2501.217

That would be like the U.S. winning the World Cup in soccer, is if we got the pope.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2626.084

Your head is talking. Yeah. Well, I put a bet in on the Knicks last week to win the championship. And then I told Hank about it. And we had a little off-air part of my take, embrace debate. And I want to say for the record. I was wrong. I'll admit it. After like four days, might as well light that on fire. So the future had four days. It was the shortest future of all time. Yeah.

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2648.535

Russell Wilson wants to raise that future. It was bad. It was a bad bet. That's brutal. The Celtics are much better than the Knicks. Although, come playoff time, yeah, I'm going to be teaming up with Jerry. We're going to be bing-bonging you. We're going to be bing-bonging you.

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2663.851

Yeah, well, so part of the bet in theory was that the Magic might have to play against the Celtics. I think the Magic could beat the Celtics.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2673.314

Sure. Anything could happen. And then you might ask, why then wouldn't you just bet on the Magic to beat the Celtics? And to that I say, that's a great point. I don't really have an answer to that. Good point. Yeah. So you're back. Celtics are back.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2687.301

My who's back of the week is J.J. Watt. J.J. Watt is back. He is probably going to come out of retirement to play for the Bengals. Yeah. Because he owns one of those English football teams, Burnley, right? Yep. Yep. And their goalkeeper hit him up, slid into the DMs, and was like, hey, JJ, any chance that you could come back to play for the Cincinnati Bengals?

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2708.669

Because their goalie is apparently a Bengals fan. And then JJ said, if you don't let in a goal for the rest of the season, then yes, I will do that. I think, has it been seven games? Yeah. Clean sheets. Clean sheets for seven games. And JJ's now looking at Zillow. He's cruising Zillow in Cincinnati. This is awesome. It might actually happen.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2729.556

I think there's probably too many games left for the rest of the season. No. When does it end? April? Yeah.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2751.388

They've got a lot of games left. There's 13. 13 games left. Okay, thank you.

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2759.318

You got this. That would be an incredible story if J.J. actually came back. He has to. He has to. He has to if they do it. So I'm rooting for that to happen. I don't know. He would probably get cut what, first week of training camp, you think? No. You think J.J. could still play right now? Yes. He looks light. He looks skinny. I think he has to take it seriously.

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2883.788

Yes, especially in football. I don't really think about it in baseball that much, but maybe that's the new money ball. Yeah. It's just make your guys change their numbers.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

2893.054

it matters yeah he will be significantly faster he's already very fast but he'll be significantly faster in number four well the uniform is going to weigh less yeah because it doesn't have that extra digit on there that's true and it's also true yeah if you were to say winners and losers in baseball this weekend winner the cubs for having a gm that knows what he's doing loser the yankees for turning their back on tradition that's fact for spitting in the face of honor

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2936.139

I wonder why. They probably have a very liberal policy when it comes to filming YouTube videos during the season.

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2985.346

I like that. You are Jack's boss. Pug is a weapon on the roulette table. We should have known that, right? Of course. With the lotto ball.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

3111.558

I was wearing them all week, and I'm not wearing them right now. But, yeah, they're great. I was wearing them all day Friday, all day Saturday.

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3325.325

And you get the added bonus of your entire house smelling like popcorn, which is better than any candle out there. And I like to mix it up, too, with the different seasonings. I like to go not strictly butter all the time, but I'm a big fan of the white cheddar cheese. I like that taste. I like to put a little lemon pepper on there, too. Lemon pepper seasoning on the popcorn is a nice treat.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

3362.62

That's a man's handful. No dainty shit. It's an efficient shovel of popcorn. It's a dunk. You should be making all those.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

3772.594

Don't sleep on the Ducks. Dana Altman's a great coach. I do make that mistake every year. I really start paying attention to college basketball right the day after the Super Bowl. That's when I go binge all in on it. And so I get a couple of games under my belt, but it just confuses me because I make my snap judgments, and then I find out that I'm totally wrong about my snap judgments.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

3792.439

Then I go into the tournament just having no idea what to do. Would you say – because I actually thought the same thing that you just said about Wisconsin and the loss they had to Oregon. I kind of felt the same way about Kentucky, getting their ass kicked a little bit. I mean, it was a different game, obviously, Wisconsin in overtime.

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CBB With John Fanta, Steve Smith Sr Dominated The Weekend, Picking A New Pope, Who's Back Of The Week + Monday Reading

3808.066

But Kentucky getting handled by Alabama, I thought that Pope is going to do a good job in turning his guys around and having them ready to play in the tournament. Is that crazy for me to think that?

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uh that that i wouldn't bet against the red storm because not only are they really good guys but there's something magical with this team yeah yeah i mean i'm hoping they get to san antonio too that'd be so much fun if they were in the final four yeah enrico bosco would look like the dumbest person alive yeah that's true so uh back back to dan hurley again real quick do you think that if you were to give him uh you know truth serum and and hook him up to a lie detector and ask him do you regret not taking the lakers job this offseason what do you think he'd say

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eaten up it's been thrown out immediately he is best in college i don't think he regrets it i agree i i like him in college as well i want to go down to the acc real quick because you just had a take that you think that maryland is a dark horse to reach the final four how much did that pain you to say that john fanta after because we all know that you hate maryland and you've hated him and now you're all of a sudden out of nowhere you're giving credit to the terps they're good

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It's awesome. If you were to say, do you think that the winner of the SEC tournament is also going to play in the championship game or not, what would you say to that?

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Now, what instrument did she play? That's a huge question. It's a big question. I would like to know the answer to.

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drake can wear that slipper yale is back and loaded and don't sleep on the akron zips out of the mid-american okay yeah what about what about houston i keep waiting for houston for it to finally be their year and last year it did feel like it could have been different until the unfortunate injury but um i i still think from what i've seen from houston they're very tough team they're a team that you don't want to play against that's kind of the style they always play do you think that they would have a chance do you know what the difference is

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Yeah, what does this tell us about Lamar Jackson as a leader? The fact that this type of fraternization is going on between the marching band and former athletes from the team. I like that that was his main point that he made at the end of the Facebook post.

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Like, I'm pretty sure that my wife getting her IUD flipped inside out by Steve Smith is technically a violation of the band's fraternization policy. You're going to want to look into this, Ravens. Something you might want to be aware of, Baltimore.

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They're not teaching statue making anymore. What's that? We're not teaching it. The kids don't learn how to make a statue in school anymore. Mm-hmm.

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I agree. I mean, the Washington Commanders, the one good thing that they ever did with Dan Snyder was the Sean Taylor statue because it didn't have a statue to it, so you couldn't screw it up. It was just an empty suit. It was perfect. Yeah, yeah.

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John Fanta was brought to you by Kevin's Natural Foods. If you haven't tried Kevin's Natural Foods, you're missing out. I love the Sichuan chicken. The General Tso's chicken is outstanding, too. The stir-fry kits are amazing, and they're super, super easy to cook up. If you want a delicious protein-packed meal on the table in five minutes, Kevin's Natural Foods heat and serve entrees are perfect.

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It's clean, nutritious. These meals taste like something you'd get in a restaurant. Kevin's entrees include fully cooked beef or chicken and incredible sauces, so all you need to do is heat and eat. It's hard to believe something this tasty and healthy can be ready this fast. Kevin sent us a bunch of their natural foods. They've been in my refrigerator. I've been eating them all the time.

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Great for lunches, great for dinners. If you're in a rush, they're on the table in five minutes, and they do taste restaurant quality. And you can tell that it's good, clean food, nutritious food. You can skip the greasy takeout and grab Kevin's Natural Foods instead. It's the perfect mealtime hack, and it's faster than takeout. Find Kevin's in the refrigerated section at your local grocery store.

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Fanta was also brought to you by TGL. This is TGL presented by SoFi. It's golf's newest league, an all-new indoor arena-style golf where high-tech meets higher stakes, meets primetime ESPN, and the next match of the season is teeing off Monday, February 24th. That's tonight. We got LA versus New York, and we got Boston versus Atlanta. And then on Tuesday, we got the Bay against Jupiter. Homa.

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Big Jupiter guy. We ride with Jupiter. We do. Biggest planet. It's three match play. Yeah.

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I think it might be the biggest planet in the universe. Okay. Yeah. And they won in Max Homa. It's three versus three match play. It's team golf. Takes the competition of pro golf and places it inside an arena sports atmosphere. You got those six teams. You have 24 of the PGA Tours best pitted against each other each week.

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Mic'd up players, shot clocks, refs, never before seen holes, a moving green, playoff lights, camera, action. It all goes down in a first-of-its-kind arena in Florida. Hank, I know you've been watching.

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I like that they talk some crap to each other. Yeah. It's good. It's good for golf. LA sits right now in second place. It's a tight race up top. New York is building on its momentum from their first win. Boston is below the playoff line, while Atlanta looks to build from their impressive win last week.

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And on Tuesday, the Bay goes into their match against Jupiter undefeated, while Jupiter looks to move up in the SoFi Cup standings. It does look like the best time ever. I would like to go to one at some point. Tune in tonight and tomorrow only on ESPN2 and ESPN+. Search and download the TGL app. Keep up with all the matches through Matchup Live.

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Real-time stats, live interviews, highlights, and more. This is TGL presented by SoFi. Keep up. It's golf.

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There should be Tinder. It should be a Tinder app for guys that just want to say dudes' names to other dudes.

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Yeah, it's honestly a very productive thing. I think that dudes should do this. Just have a way to link up with other guys online just to say names. Okay. Also, Kyle Hamilton put out a thought-provoking question last week on X The Everything app. Oh. In a Royal Rumble format, between every president that's ever lived, who wins? Lincoln. You think Lincoln? He's a wrestler.

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Taft probably has him by about, I don't know, 100 pounds. Because he has the stamina. Teddy Roosevelt got shot and gave the rest of his speech. No other president's done that, Hank. Per Hank.

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Yeah. Just choke you out with his dick. I was under Hamilton. Kill the guy.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, if Obama was allowed to use his drones. Yeah. Wait, you think Hamilton? He's got bodies.

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Yep. All right. So Monday reading. This is from Reddit. Yeah. He also always adds kidney beans, not canned beans either. That's a process if you're cooking your own beans. Yeah. Committed to it.

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Anyways, for the past two or three years, my cousin has become obsessed with all this bullshit about what is or isn't woke and how woke things are the end of the world. He's always been a good dude, so I don't know what his bag is, but he's completely obsessed. It's annoying. So the other weekend I was at his place and he was making his famous chili, so I got the idea for a little prank.

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I was like, I'm surprised you still put beans in your chili. He was like, what? Why? I was like, beans and chili are so woke. Everyone's saying so. He was like, what do you mean? And he was genuinely concerned. As if this was something serious. I said something like, yeah, beans and chili are woke. The original conservative Texans who made chili only use meat and chili.

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San Francisco Libs started adding beans to chili in the 60s because so many hippies were vegetarian. Now all the woke scientists are saying beans are a better protein source than meat. He didn't say anything to that. I imagine he just stewed on it after that. Yeah. Literally. I kind of just assumed he'd know I was fucking with him and get the joke.

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We've always fucked around with each other and jokes about and all, but he was quiet all dinner. Just yesterday, I was back again at his place, and he was making his chili again. There were no beans. It was a totally different chili. This guy's been making his chili with beans for 15 years. I was like, what's up? Where's the beans? He's like, I don't fuck with that woke shit. I was like, what?

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He was like, beans and chili are woke. Even you know that. Everyone else was like, what? Because what? I was like, dude, I was just fucking with you. He got really angry. He dumped his chili in the sink and told everyone to go home. I thought he was pranking me back or something, but he was serious. This dude totally lost it. He texted me later and said this exact thing.

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I researched this online and it turns out you really were lying to me. Beans are not woke. How could you do this?

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we went back and forth for a bit his position is even though we have historically pranked each other I went too far that I betrayed him that I made him question his chili I tried to ask him if this at all made him think he cared too much about woke like what if beans and chili was woke so what he ignored that and demanded I apologize did I take this too far

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That was pretty nice. He doesn't run from it? I'm sorry. I said I was sorry. What else do you want?

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You lost your chili guy. I'll say he had very good reasoning for why beans and chili might be woke. Yeah, it sounded real. And... In Texas, a lot of chili is made with no beans. That part is true, but the San Francisco hippie libs adding the beans in as protein, this is a very well-constructed prank.

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Yeah, I feel like he uses his satellites to disable women's birth control. Yeah. Is he fucking? I don't think so. Or is he mailing his sperm?

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I mean, he is very mad at his wife. Yeah, I guess he is very mad at his wife. The posting on her Facebook account. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh... But yeah, what a story. Yeah, it's pretty wild. It took me about, I'd say 30 minutes to get fully caught up on this story when I woke up this morning going back because I was trying to figure out why Yeti Coolers was trending.

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Yeah, I mean, it's great that it was a perfect prank because this guy took his chili so seriously. Right. That he then questioned his entire life. I just love the idea. He probably thought he might be gay. Yeah. Jumping it all out. I've been enjoying beans in my chili this whole time. What's wrong with me?

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Oh, I didn't realize. Congratulations to Ballsack Sports for beating cancer. He has multitudes.

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You guys like beans and chili? I do. Yeah, I don't mind them. But it is like Texas chili is just meat. It's basically just meat. So it kind of is correct. There is some truth to it. Yeah. No, I... I know this guy did it as a joke, but I think I agree with him that beans and chili are woke.

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Also, is maybe beans... No beans in chili might be woke now that I think about it because chili dudes eat chili. Then they sit around farting for the next day.

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This is like nerfing chili. Yeah. It's not letting dudes fart. Dudes can't even fart anymore. Yeah. Because we're taking the beans out of chili.

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Yeah, there's nothing less woke than dudes sitting in a room with each other, farting on each other after enjoying a nice pot of chili.

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Yeah, it's tough. I love that. He's committed to it. Tough break for him. Tough break for Gruden. Tough break for John Daly.

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I feel like this Hooters thing might be, because if you work in marketing at Hooters, you know that putting out a release being like, yeah, we're probably going to have to close everything up. People are going to be like, no, please don't go Hooters. Well, that's what happened with Red Lobster, right?

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Or, yeah, this cooler is perfectly engineered to keep sperm at perfectly frozen levels. Now, TaylorMade Golf, that's one company that we could probably lean on a little bit. Yeah. And Shady Race. TaylorMade, to my knowledge, hasn't said anything. No.

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Well, yeah, when I saw Shady Rays, I thought this might be pod-related.

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Steve Smith? Yeah. Probably. Well, I don't know what his family situation's like. I don't know. Is he married? He is married. So he was probably. A lot of kids. He probably got the call. Not good. He probably got the call a couple days ago and then was just waiting. Like, this is going to come out. And then he probably tried to take his wife on a vacation somewhere where they're off the grid.

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He didn't have time? Because if you're Steve Smith and you get that call, you have to be like, honey, we're going to go to Alaska. You've always wanted to go check out Denali National Park. Let's go hiking. Let's do the whole thing.

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Let's go to South America for a while. Just hang out in the rainforest. You don't need that phone. We're on our phones too much, I've realized, as a family. Yeah. Too much screen time.

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He probably shouldn't have done that. I'm the world's most famous cuck right now. That's a title you never want to hold.

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I think it's a little bit different because one was the tweet accidentally.

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Yeah, the other was just two consenting adults firing at each other hot and heavy.

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That would be good. Mount Rushmore to save up for the summertime. Mount Rushmore of professional athletes that you would not want to find out that your wife is cheating on you with.

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Yeah. Targeting. All the way inside them. That's got to be a penalty, removing an IUD with your dick. That's also one of those problems that I'm just blessed to never have to worry about in my life.

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Yeah, to accidentally remove an IUD with your penis. I'm not even close. That's one thing I will never be accused of. Not same zip code.

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That's me and IUDs. I'd have better luck catching a lanternfish with my dick than I would finding an IUD with it.

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Yeah. Anything deeper than that? Nuh-uh. Not for me. Who else would be on that Mount Rushmore? Athletes? Shaq, probably. Shannon Sharp.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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We go over to Baltimore where Najee, I see Harris, I see France. I dumped a log of Schittsburg in my underpants, had a costly fumble, and Ben hooked on Scronix, gave Russell Wilson some very difficult reads, mixing up his L's and W's. The Ravens' tight end touchdown duel was the answer to the question of what Air Force base is closest to MNT Bank Stadium. Likely Andrews.

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Derrick Henry VIII took the Steelers for a pride, while TJ turned down for what? Got outplayed by little John Harbaugh, seeing the ball downfield giving shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shots to everybody! And let us be the first to wish you all a very Lamar-y Christmas as the Ravens roll Baltimore 34, Pittsburgh 17.

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To Carolina, where we say, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Shug night, as the Cards' playoff chances are on death row in this matchup of the two shortest QBs. Chuba Indian in the Hubbard has turned into a real young adult, running for two touchdowns and the game-winning score.

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Dave Panama Canales says it's not so easy to travel from west to east, as the Panthers get their fourth win on the season. The Panthers, 36. The Cardinals, 34.

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To all our listeners, lock the door, get the lotion out, and get nice and comfortable, because it's men's sea time. As the Vikings head out west to Seattle, Randy Jackson Smith Najigma said, that's going to be a Gino for me, dog, as he scored to tighten the game before halftime.

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Justin Timberlake Jefferson probably going to be popping a few bottles of Patron, vacationing in the Samptons with Darnold stacking up first downs, reminding fans at home and Long Island police officers, that the yellow line is not official. The Vikings, 27. The Seahawks, 24.

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Hey, Pardon My Take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.

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We finally kicked off all the playoffs in the NBA and the NHL. We're going to do Who's Back of the Week, Lottery Ball, and it's all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. The NBA 82 game grind is done, and now the real fun begins. The NBA playoffs are here, and it's time for all the high-stakes drama, clutch moments, and jaw-dropping plays.

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Russell Westbrook now has the most clutch shots made by a point guard in NBA history. Uh, he definitely has the most missed clutch shots too. That's why, like, think about it. What other, what other athlete right now can both lovers and haters say, I told you so. And you can say, you're both right. You're both 100% right. That's it. He really is so perfect.

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Because whatever side you pick, you're going to be right. You just got to wait a couple seconds.

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He made that three to go up two, and it was like, he's the hero, and then he doesn't get a shot off at the end of regulation. They should pass him around.

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I think it's a lot more fun to watch Russell Westbrook if you do not have, if you're not rooting for him on your team or even rooting against him.

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Yeah. He's fully back. I feel like he could have asserted himself a little bit more. I mean, they kind of, the Clippers should have won this game. They absolutely should have won this game. I think this series is going to go long.

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Yes, he had 22 points. I feel like I might be wrong, but I feel like he had 12 of them in the second quarter. And... I don't know. I mean, James Harden. This was almost a heroic James Harden game. And it is a game one. Yeah, I was going to say, I can't see real good.

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Yeah, it was game one. And Jokic is still the best. Did you guys see that video of Jokic with the little kid? Yeah. That made me cry. Yeah, Ben Simmons on the Clippers is so funny.

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No, it was like it was like a shoe dealer. It's like a shoe deal. The guy gave the kid money. He was like, it's like a little chubby kid with with rec specs. He's like, my favorite player is Jokic. I've always wanted to meet him.

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guy gives him new Jokic shoes gives him money he gives it right to his mom his mom's like we're gonna I'm gonna spend this on you and what do I always tell you and he's like be kind to everyone and I just started fucking get a little little teary eyed then he went to a game and he was like and Jokic was like you kind of look like me which was very funny and asked Jokic for a hug and Jokic like Jokic looked happier than he did with the kid than he did when he won the title yeah it was awesome

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Can you find it, Max, so Hank can see it and get a little teary-eyed? I'll find it.

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Yeah. Yeah, and fuck anyone who's like, oh, this was staged. Come on, guys. We got to be able to believe in something. Did WrestleMania end without us realizing it? Who won?

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Oh, my God. I mean, Van Gundy being jacked. Van Gundy being whatever it is, 30 years later, and he's still, I mean, because obviously everyone was tweeting out him on Alonzo Mourning's leg. Yeah. 30 years later, he's still fighting. Yeah, he held on to that ball.

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is when he just grabbed onto zoe's leg and was like stop stop fighting and zoe was just walking around like nothing was attached to him like a pair of heavy shoes yeah but yeah yokich uh yokich and jvg just going at it trying to i feel like the nuggets or the clippers you had a couple people helping them i feel like yokich gets into these like once a playoff i mean it was the best when he got into it with the son's owner yeah it should be a flopped

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Yeah, Ishpia did flop. It was maybe on Thursday, Max. It's okay. Hank will find it. Hank will probably think it's fake. Hank will probably think it's rigged. And it's not real, and he'll have some. I mean, what you said about Lee Corso was disgusting. Good riddance? Yeah, good riddance.

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Happy birthday to the Rizzler, by the way. He is risen? Yeah, nine years old. On Easter? Saturday was maybe his birthday.

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Okay. Get a knock on your door for that sort of thing. Next day, or next game, Knicks versus Pistons. This was, so I know, and I'm not even going to fight the fight because I understand it's a very small minority of like the NBA playoffs suck. Why would you watch that? Listen, any playoffs I'm watching, I just am. But going from Russell Westbrook to campaign was so entertaining because this was,

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This was basically the Pistons' first try at the playoffs as a young core, and they were really good for three quarters. And as soon as it got to crunch time, it was like, oh, yeah, this is what a hardened team looks like. And Campaign and Jalen Brunson going for 17 consecutive points between the two of them, 21-0 run, was so awesome. And Campaign...

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Max, what can you believe that just a year ago, like think about how many Knicks fans had to delete their tweets because campaign was the Jalen Brunson agitator last year. And now he and Jalen Brunson are teamed up, you know, being a Knicks legend on his first game as a Knicks legend on the, you know, in a playoff game.

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Yeah. And his shot looks so bad, but it goes in. Yeah, Max, this was a bizarro Sixers game because it was campaign going off, and then Tobias Harris having 25 points for the Pistons.

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So I read an article this morning on The Athletic written by Fred Katz, no relation, and he was talking about campaign, and it was like when he first got to the Knicks, Jalen Brunson literally went up to him and was like, I fucking hate you. But now you're my teammate. And it was very awkward. And then he dropped an anecdote that is so campaign and just so funny.

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So the anecdote goes this as a rookie campaign didn't appreciate his overall rating in the video game NBA 2K16. a 72-grade ranked 242nd in the NBA. So Payne solved the problem himself. He created a new player, named the new player Cameron Payne, moved all the sliders up to 99, the highest rating, and played a season that technically had two campaigns refusing to acknowledge the lesser avatar.

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Yeah. Yeah. You love playing with yourself. I do. OG was awesome. He put Cade Cunningham in a torture chamber. And shout out Cat. Played some defense in the fourth. Pistons collapsed. They did. But the Knicks also kind of ramped up the pressure. And, I mean, campaign. When campaign gets going, you can't stop them. When campaign is he said his mind went blank. It was just all of a sudden.

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I'm sure we will. Let's get to the Thunder in a little bit. Yeah, we'll get to the Thunder in a little bit. So we have Chris Finch, Minnesota Timberwolves head coach, coming up. Great interview. We taped it on Friday. We gave him some tips for this series, which he might have actually taken some of these tips. I think so, yeah. Because the Timberwolves destroyed the Lakers.

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Absolutely destroyed him. And really good interview. I enjoyed watching this game. Jaden McDaniels, I feel like he does this in the playoffs where he just goes up a level. He was awesome. And like Anthony Edwards didn't even shoot well. He did a good job reading their defense. I don't know what the Lakers don't have... I'm not going to overreact. You know what? I'm not going to overreact.

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Yeah. What was the Jamel Hill tweet where they figured something out? The Lakers figured something out at the end of the game here.

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Maybe. Because you could make the argument, Bronny getting into this game. They figured out. The Lakers might have figured something out.

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Oh, wait, here it is. A win is a win, but if I'm Denver, I treat this like a loss. Lakers really figured something out putting Hachimura on Jokic. That's one of those somewhat small adjustments that can win a series. That was when the Lakers got swept. And I think after that was just a shit-pumping. No, I think it was 4-1. No, last year was 4-1.

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Are you just going to take this? Dude, the Timberwolves are deep. They roll guys out there. They play with so much defensive intensity. They had them. Like, Luka, and we actually said this to Chris Finch. Like, what do you do when you know Luka's going to go for 30-plus every game? And he's like, you know, we just got to make sure it's not efficient. He had 37. They just don't have anyone besides.

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Once it's Luka and LeBron, their role players have to step up, and I don't know. I'm not going to overreact, though. Cause I did see a stat. I'll throw the stat out there. I'm not going to overreact. Uh, so this is fifth. This is LeBron James 55th playoff series. And, uh, he's 31 and 24 in game ones, which obviously you're like, Oh, that's, yeah, that's good. He's over 500.

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It's still LeBron James has been on some really good teams. He's lost 24 game ones. Uh, but he's 41 and 13 in, in series overall. So,

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Yeah, just with a warning. You know, it's like warning the jackass warning. It should just be a warning. Jay Billis is calling this game. You're going to get a stern talking to.

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Yes, he was. I don't appreciate being lied to as a viewer. I'd agree. I 100% agree. Will the Timberwolves shoot 50% from three every game? Probably not. Nope. Probably not. That would be your takeaway if you're a Lakers fan. Yep. That's probably not going to happen again. Uh,

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But on the other side, early playoffs, I like to look for Team of Destiny stuff, watching all these games, figuring out what the fan base feels like. Here's something I love from the Timberwolves fan base. There's a guy on Twitter called Ball of the Wild, who I think is the Timberwolves. Maybe he runs the Reddit, the Timberwolves Reddit.

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He does an edit after every win that's Warren Zevon, Werewolves from London, and it's awesome. Werewolves of London? Yeah. And it's just him saying awoo for like 40 seconds while it's like Anthony Edwards popping up and all this stuff. Can you find it? He's ball of the wild. I don't know if we can play it. You can play it without the sound, and I'll just do the awoo.

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It's the woo the whole time. Woo. That's the woo going the whole time. And it's just got cool Timberwolves stuff, guys dancing and everything. Love that. And it just says zero. Yeah. So when they've won a game, it's zero days since last. The woo. I love that so much. Yeah. So that's pretty cool.

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Yeah, I'm not going to overreact because I think the Lakers will still be in this series because they have Luka and they have LeBron James. But Nico Harrison was happy watching this. He definitely was. He said defense wins championships. That was so funny on Friday night.

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Oh, yeah. No, he can't. He knows he can't. But the camera work. Shout out Jake Bars. Shout out the guys in the truck. The camera work to zoom in on Nico Harrison when Anthony Davis was limping to the bench. Was so perfect. And Nico Harrison having the court vision to realize the camera was on him and giving a side eye to it. What a moment. It was good. Good television.

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That was a beautiful, beautiful moment. Great television. Nico Harrison, you know what? He's off the hook. He's been let off the hook by the Mavs not making it. We just need to bring him up once a week. Just put a reminder that he's a shithead and an idiot, and we'll do that for Mavs fans. I agree. Just once a week throughout the entire playoffs, be like, hey, remember Nico Harrison?

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What a fucking moron that guy is. Yeah, the side eye. So good. All right. You want to talk about the Thunder, Hank? Sure. They look pretty damn good.

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Did you like my new Mike Greenberg rule? What's your new rule? If you win a Game 1 by 50 points, the series should be over. Okay. This game was such a blowout. It was like 30 points at half. How much more exciting would it be in the second half if the Grizzlies were literally fighting to keep the series alive and the Thunder were like, no, we're going to finish the series in one game?

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It would be awesome. Yeah. It's only game one. It's got to be exactly 50 or more. If you win the game one by 50, series over, we've seen enough.

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Yeah. Just be done with it. And just have that be something in the back of your head every game won.

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If you told me before the game that Marvin Bagley... would go 8 for 8 from the field and score 17 points, and SGA would go 4 for 13 from the field and score 15 points. I'd be like, probably the Thunder still won because they're just better. But, man, that was a close game. Yeah, they didn't even get a SGA game. He was 4 for 13. And they won by 50, and it was never... It wasn't close.

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I mean, the first quarter was a little... No, the first five minutes maybe was close. After that, it was just an absolute beatdown. And guess what? The Thunder have played the Grizzlies four times this year. They've beaten them, not 50 points, but they've beaten them soundly every time. This series, I will overreact. Over, done, see ya. See ya.

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There was a moment in the game where our good friend, friend of the program, Alex Caruso, had zero points, and I think his plus minus was 27.

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The lottery. Pull it up. Bulls went up to 1.7%. That's huge. They doubled it? Yeah, because the heat got in. All right, sim it. Sim that shit. Brooklyn. Bullshit. We'll do it till one of the three gets it. Philly.

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I don't know what you want me to say. So I made you guys aware of this. As a journalist, I was doing some work on Friday night. Really awesome life I have. Super exciting. There's a guy. Who has season tickets to the Thunder, who sits front row, who I think has actually been to every Thunder game since their existence, who refuses to wear the shirt.

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So this guy, Juan Guerra, I actually reached out to him trying to get him on the show. He's gone radio silent on me. I think I might have tweeted too much about how he needs to wear the shirt. He realized it was not going to be a friendly interview. It was probably not going to be. It was going to be a contentious interview because I also had Thunder fans being like, don't give this guy any shine.

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I was like, dude. We're going to have him on. Listen, there's one thing about this show. We would never have the back of a guy who just sits front row at sporting events trying to stick out so people notice him on the camera. Absolutely not. We would never have that guy's back. So we can do good cop, bad cop.

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You've got to wear the shirt. You've got to wear the shirt. So this... I was made aware of this by our good friend Ryan Russillo on Friday night. This was the tweet that he sent out. Yeah, that's the guy. He doesn't wear the shirt. He doesn't wear the shirt. Look at that. He's just wearing a different shirt. Trying to stick out. And that's his friend. He takes the game.

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Who at least wears the right color. But he doesn't wear the shirt either. Juan Guerrero wrote on Friday night. I think he might have deleted this. I'm going to say this in the most respectful way possible. Mention to another grown man what he should be wearing at any point in his life will get you immediately blocked. Yeah, that means even a Thunder playoff shirt.

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You may as well just block me first. Russo then got blocked within like five minutes. And I was like, I'm going to try to get this guy on. But yeah, I did reach out to him as a Big J journalist. And he initially agreed. And since then, he has not responded. So yeah, I think I... I'm a big you got to wear the shirt guy.

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I'll tell you what. The Thunder are going to lose a playoff game at home in this run, and it's because this guy's not wearing the shirt. They might not, though. They're not good. That's why. He's going to be... It's going to be... You look out... There's this intimidating crowd. Everyone's wearing the shirt, and that guy's not wearing the shirt. There's a reason why.

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Okay. He might have. I don't know if he put Boston up first. I mean, they had a historic regular season. They did. They were very, very good. But this guy's shirt, him trying to be different. They're not going to lose a game at home. Hank, they are.

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Well, he thinks that this guy's shirt doesn't matter, and I do. There's the difference. Do you know that they let you exchange a shirt if they give you the wrong size? No. That's how good they are with the shirts in Oklahoma City.

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They have a kiosk that you can go and you'd be like, you gave me a small, I need an XL. Boom. There you go. There's the shirt. Any other city, I'd be like, listen, some people wear the shirt. Some people don't wear the shirt. Oklahoma City does one thing. They wear the shirt. What is their shirt budget per game? It's got to be insane. It's got to be tens of thousands of dollars.

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You know what? Not some poor person. I bet you that guy or girl is essentially royalty in Oklahoma City.

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You I guarantee you there's there's some kid in in middle school right now in Oklahoma City listening to this podcast. Shout out this kid. And he's like, yeah, my mom is friends with a guy who puts out the shirt.

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This is Oklahoma City, dude. It's a free country. They are known for their shirts. You got to put on the shirt. Where has it gotten them? I mean, the best... No. No, where has it gotten... In the playoffs. Where has it gotten them? He's gone to every single game. He paid for those tickets. But I'm saying, what you said, where's it gotten him?

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You don't know how high the Oklahoma City Thunder can go if he puts on the shirt. They literally have never won anything with him. Might be the missing piece. It'd be a real shame if this guy... He's peacocking out there, and what if he puts on the shirt and they win it all? I don't think he should put on the shirt.

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Do you have Dave Portnoy in the guy who won't put on the shirt? No. Okay, well, you should put that in the guy for guy off. All right, go.

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I mean, I would take Hartenstein right now. Al Horford's pretty old. Al Horford is a better player overall in his career. Correct. Okay. By far. Okay. Okay. Chris Stapps and Chet.

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I was pissed, though, for you. Because the first, I don't know why the NHL did it this way this year. Maybe it was last year, too. But I always love the first weekend of playoffs because it's like, all right, we got eight hockey games on Saturday. Or eight hockey and basketball games Saturday. Eight hockey and basketball games Sunday. It's going to be wall to wall.

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I think we can all agree that this guy has to put on the shirt because the minute this argument happened was because we started talking about the shirt. That's where the anger came out in this podcast.

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Look at you, emotional. We're all trying to find the guy who wound him up. No, I'm not wound up. It's just like you guys. I was shocked.

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It felt great to have just, you know, noon comes around on Saturday. Yeah, I'm going to watch some playoff basketball.

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Okay, me too. I do too, because I hope that everyone sees this and says, put the fucking shirt on, dude. Yeah. Fucking put it on. Put it on.

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You want to talk about the Celtics game? Yeah. Celtics 103, Magic 86. This is why the Celtics are really fucking good, because their fourth option is Derek White, and he had 30 points.

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Listen, you can say anything you want about the Thunder. If you fucking go after Lou Dort, I will fight you. I fucking love Lou Dort. The guy brings energy. He hits threes, big threes. Defense. Defense. He's got fat ass. He's Canadian.

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The Magic just have two guys really good. Wagner and Paolo are really, really good. And the rest of their team, I mean, think about it. I think their third leading scorer was Jonathan Isaac with seven points. You can't beat a Celtics team that has Derek White. Again, Derek White, it's not disrespect to say he's their fourth option because that's just what he is.

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He scored 30 points, and he was awesome. and Tatum and Jalen Brown did not shoot well, and it does not matter because they have so many guys.

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It is your favorite week of the year. We also have WrestleMania going on right now that we're going to comment on at the end. We have it live in the studio. So we're watching Cody Rhodes versus John Cena. I know that a lot of people come to this podcast for our wrestling takes.

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Are you worried that his mom's going to try to fight a team? No, it's a good thing. That was very funny. His mom said, do you want me to go in that locker room? That's a good mom. Yeah, really good mom. I'm excited. How many tweets did you get being like panic button at halftime? I got a few, a decent amount. That's premature, guys.

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Listen, we're going to get to the panic button stuff when the Cavs win a couple games against the Celtics. Or maybe when the Knicks are 1-1, if the Knicks win one of the first two games.

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Oh, okay. I mean, they beat the shit out of the Heat. Yeah. The Heat, this is why the play... I mean, the Heat are... The Heat are just not... Like, what are we doing? The Heat were not a good team during the regular season. They won the play-in. I mean, I guess the Heat were the best of the other play-in. They proved that on Friday night. Trey Young is just... I don't know how Hawks fans do it.

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His just standing around the last few possessions, having guys get rebounds over him, it was brutal to watch. I just don't know how you do that. I don't know how you root for that guy. And Davion Mitchell basically out-hustled him, and the end of that game was unbelievable. It was just a win for Heat culture. Yeah, but then they had to play the Cavs today, and guess what?

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A Cavs team that won, what, 60-plus games versus a Heat team that is six games under .500.

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On Friday, yeah. Yeah? Yeah. I'd say probably. That's probably fair. But still, the Cavs are so much better than the Heat.

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Yeah. And if he doesn't, it was rigged. Yeah. I can't see the person that beat him. Scripted. Where is this one? It's in Vegas.

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The Cavs are so much better than the Heat. I would take the under on two. I think the Cavs are a lot better than the Heat, and they've been very good all year. And the Heat are not – I mean, they're just not a very good team. They're under .500. Yeah. I don't know what else to say. When you're under .500, we've proven over 82 games you're not that good of a team.

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Yeah, and Donovan Mitchell was awesome. Scored 30. Yeah. Yeah. I think the Cavs are a very good team. And then we're watching right now the Warriors kind of welcome the Rockets to the NBA playoffs.

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Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, I mean, this is a Warriors team that I don't – their depth could be an issue because, obviously, Jimmy and Steph have to carry a big scoring load every single night. But, yeah, I wouldn't go against Steph Curry.

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Yeah. Max, can we make sure the TV is set up? Because I'm sure at some point we're going to need a clip from you or something. And maybe also we're going to have to sim the lottery. We're going to have to sim the draft at some point.

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That's a fact. That's a fact. Should talk a little puck. We had two games on Saturday. I've made my future bet because Whitney told me that he thought maybe the abs I took abs plus 750. I've also told PFT not that he cares that I would cash out if they play the caps in the finals because I would rather you win.

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Yeah, I'd want to root for you. But that first game, the Jets-Blues was awesome. And I don't know if you guys saw, but the one-timer goal to win the game with like a minute and 30 left by Kyle Conner was so sick. Cross ice just fucking buried it. And there's something about playoff games in Canada that are just... Incredible.

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Yeah. I think that'd be fun. So the Avs beat the fuck out of the Stars. Speaking of famous fans, I remembered that Glassbanger is in jail. Oh, he is? Yes. He got locked up? He's in jail till the end of May. Now, I don't know what to believe on Twitter because anyone could say anything. But there was a question of like, where is he? And everyone's like, he's in jail. Oh, Hank might be right.

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The Rockets just cut it to nine. And someone replied, he's in jail because his old lawyer died and he missed a court date for a DUI he got. Insane circumstances only could happen to a fucker like that.

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I choose to believe these circumstances apparently he's in jail for until like the end of May so we will not get glass banger at Dallas Stars home but he is like that's the irony of being in jail and visiting with people you do get to bang on the glass there that's true that's facts do you think he's doing that I think probably someone shows up somebody just shows up and plays the game for him on like it's like on their phone yeah he just gets a hit the the cell

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And then the Devils got killed by the Hurricanes, which when we had Whitney on last week previewing the NHL playoffs, based solely on Frank the Tank's tweets, I had no idea the Devils were even in the playoffs. They also got a bunch of injuries. There was that one clip of both their guys coming off. Guess what?

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I know that there's people who were in prime season of dick measuring between the two sports. There were some blowouts in hockey, too. A lot of blowouts. There were some blowouts in hockey. I think also the Sunday, because we had three games to start Sunday in the NBA where there were 12 and a half or more favorites, and they all covered.

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And it was like, yeah, I guess this sucks because it was the one seeds and then the two seed.

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That won the President's Trophy, and that was a long time ago. Was that 2012? I think in 2015 we might have. No, 2013. When was the shortened year? The shortened year, I don't know. I think the shortened year was 2011. No, no, no. There was a year where they started the season. I'm going to look it up. I want to say it was 2015 was the shortened year. Nope, that was not a shortened year.

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That was a short year. They had the best record because I remember they started and they won like 20 in a row or didn't lose forever. So wait. So explain it to me again.

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Memes is coming in. Memes has a memes. Two looks are either Luka Doncic or I'm going to break and enter your home. This is wet bandit me. Yeah, he really like I don't know what what's what's with what are you trying to look like someone who's going to come rob us? He's got the one pant leg up. Yeah.

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It's still a jet, right? Yep, it's still a jet. Okay. Still a jet. So that part, they're right. They are right. They are the jet. That is a jet.

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Do you think maybe you could take that guy? Knicks in six. Oh. Oh. Bing bong. Jerry was in Chicago this weekend. We just didn't see him. Sucks. He was here for a volleyball tournament.

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But then they showed the... The aerials, and it was prime South Carolina, right? Yeah. Prime South Carolina.

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Tough for our guy, Siwoo Kim Tracker. Siwoo Kim started the day in first, right?

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Until today. That was brutal. I felt bad for our boy. I saw him tweet something like, I'm with my family, they're all happy, and I'm just in hell.

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Yeah, he goes off the map a lot. But our guy, Siwoo Kim tracker, we love him. And you don't choose this life. It chooses you. And it happened to choose him to track Siwoo Kim. And he was brutal today. And that was tough. Yeah, family all happy, laughing. And here I am, malding about the woo. I actually can't imagine not being a sports fan. You all must be so happy.

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It's very funny to be a sports fan when it's like, you're actually just talking about Siwoo Kim.

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No. Okay. All right. Let's talk some playoffs. Let's talk some ball. Let's just go through it chronologically because we had eight NBA games, five hockey games, six hockey games. I can't remember how many hockey games we had. But let's start with the Pacers and Bucs. First tip off on Saturday. I had a take that I wanted to just rip off right away.

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He's like, Siwoo Kim? Oh, you got money on the Grizzlies? Nope. I just track Siwoo Kim, and that's my life. And I love it. I respect him for it.

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I think we are. Yeah, that's a good point. We just did that segment. What's up with Siwoo Kim tracker this week? I would like to see an account, though, that does it so I can read it. Okay, PFT Year, who's back? So, Hank, you just went with playoffs?

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Also, people should be blaming Max for not inviting PFT. Yeah, I'll go with that. People are blaming me. It's like, dude, I invited myself onto a team. I mean, you are kind of the leader of the team. I am not the leader. Yeah, he is the leader of the pugs. He is kind of the leader of the pugs. You are.

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Hank and I both joined this team at the exact same time. You're the best player. You're the dog dad. I'm not the best player. I might join KDX team.

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Listen, I'm committed to the Pugs. We're 1-0. We've had some early season adversity, and we fought through, and we're ready to go. We're ready to go. We're so back. I find myself. Clubhouse cancer find.

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So it's a bunch of big boys, which I'm down with. You're like when that happens on the Burnerverse, always makes you laugh when a guy's like, you're all cool if I have a day, and he posts a picture of his fit pic, and it's like a Peter Millar medium. Everyone's like, dude, you probably weigh 130 pounds. You obviously are. You're as sturdy of a medium as they come.

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I think that you shouldn't wear your alternate jerseys, especially like I think those are the city version for the Pacers in the playoffs because someday you will look back and if like the Pacers go to the NBA finals and they have a historic run in 20 years from now, you'd be like, man, I wish they were wearing the old school like pinstripes or looking like the Pacers, not whatever the hell they looked like on Saturday with the paint splatter too at the baseline.

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I have one. Okay, great. They might not hit any home runs, though. How many pitches? I think it's like first to five home runs. That might take a while. Might take a while. Yeah. How far are these fences? Well, there's a softball field that we could play on. It's like 220.

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I do have the power. 16 inches. Yeah, 16 inches. It's tough to hit out. That's hard. Like, it's not. For people who don't know what we're talking about, 16-inch softball, the ball is like this big. and it's softer, and in Chicago you don't play with gloves. So there's no gloves on the field, and the ball gets a little softer as the game goes.

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And it's a very fun game because as you get older, you don't really want to be playing 12-inch where someone like Max gets up to the plate, you're playing first base, and he hits a rocket 100 miles an hour down the line right in your face. This is a game that's a little bit more skill than speed. And yeah, the ball gets a little softer. You can't really hit it.

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Yeah. Oh, I just played a little league. We just played a little league field. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We find a little league. All right. Yeah. We'll do that. That'd be good. PM TV. We'll do it right after Max actually fucking does his dingers only league video.

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We have that set up. We have to do it before we play dingers only again. But that team doesn't play.

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Yeah. That would be so awesome. Oh, my God. The wind's blowing out. Oh, that would be so fucking awesome. Okay. My who's back of the week is Big Dom. Not to be a trigger to you, Max, but Big Dom because Harry Roseman said Big Dom is the best in the NFL at finding out about players' red flags. Mm-hmm. He's the best. I don't know how he does, but he does. Finds it out. And he stops problems.

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He stops problems before they start. Never been in a rest. Yeah. Also, my who's back is, how did Matt Fitzpatrick do today or this weekend? Did he play? He did, I think, but not great. I didn't know this story until I saw it, but he played an entire season with a four-ounce weight in his driver without realizing it. How's that possible?

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Right, like we did a whole full swing thing about him keeping track of every shot ever, and then he forgot to take a four-ounce weight out of his club.

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He didn't cork it. What? He doesn't think you know baseball. He's trying to dumb it down to you with ounces and bats. No, I understand the concept of the leaded donut. Dude, this guy's on a softball team now. Fat pitches only. Yeah. You don't have to talk to him like that. He was really talking down to you.

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Hank, good call on this Warriors-Rockets game. Fuck. We'll get to our interviews. Maybe we'll give an update right before the lottery ball on who wins this game. But yeah, don't talk PFT. Okay. You got this. All right. Let's get to our interviews. We've got... Minnesota Timberwolves.

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Okay, we now welcome on recurring guests, very special guests. It's a yearly tradition. It is Daniel Jeremiah from the NFL Network, Move the Sticks podcast, Chargers Radio. You can find him on Twitter at Move the Sticks. He is one of our draft experts, and it's always great. It's draft week. So let's start with this. DJ, great to talk to you. Thanks for coming on.

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I don't want to overreact to game ones. I think the Bucs are in a lot of trouble. I think the Pacers are really good. And I'm going to throw out... Game's coming back, though. Game is coming back. He got in a little... He actually was wearing a great sweater. He got into a jawing match with Tyrese Halliburton towards the end of the game. Pascal Siakam needs more respect. Okay. He's so good.

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Is it wrong to say that this draft does not have a lot of buzz? Because I feel like maybe, especially compared to last year, we're in draft week, and it just feels like there's not a lot of movement, not a lot of talk. Is that a fair assessment?

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Yeah, so you just said starters, not stars, and that's what I've been reading about. Well, you tell me how many blue chippers, projected pro bowlers, and obviously this is all hard to do because it's the draft. Are there in this draft or where would you say if you're picking in this range, you're going to get a guy who has potential to be a bona fide star versus this is where the fall off is?

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And what were the six players that you would say are like, hey, these are the blue chip guys. These are the guys that if you have one of these top picks, you're going to probably get someone who might be a perennial pro bowler.

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Yeah, I think that gets you to the six. Yeah, I mean, I love Mason Graham. I think he's going to be awesome. I'm hoping he falls to 10, but I very highly doubt it. Okay, so that's a good big picture of the draft. What about in terms of strongest positions and weakest positions, just so people know going into this week?

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All right. And he's also consistently so good. Yeah, I know. He's consistently so good, but he's not flashy. He's not flashy. He's kind of a little bit of a throwback, and he's also not a number. He's not a number one.

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And he's so efficient. He's effective. And I feel like the reason why the Bucs could be in a lot of trouble is Giannis still got all his stats. Hal Burton was not good shooting, and they still blew him out, and it was never really close. And Hal Burton obviously does more than shooting because he had a bunch of assists, and he can control the games in other ways.

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So I know I would be a terrible scout or someone in the front office because I would overreact to a specific game more than every other game. Yeah, so that was good. Now, it's helped me sometimes. I was first on the bandwagon of Paxton Lynch is not good because I lost a lot of money in his bowl game.

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Yeah. So sometimes it works in my favor. Sometimes it doesn't. But the Florida game for Jackson Dart was horrendous. And when you're sitting in that meeting, is there – like do you say, hey, look, it's one game, guys. We can't react to a bad game just like we can't react to a really good game. Yeah.

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Or is it like, no, this might be a sign of something else that we got to be worried about long term?

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Yeah. No, it's a good way to think about it. And I think that as fans, we probably criticize too much on the swings because it's like you don't want to be stuck in that mediocre, having a starting quarterback who's just good enough to get paid but not good enough to win a Super Bowl.

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Yeah. The running backs in this draft is very interesting because it's Ashton Jenney obviously is at the top, and he's going to go in whatever the first six, seven picks. But you said there's a lot of depth at running back. Who's your favorite of the next group?

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And is it fair to say that there's going to be probably five or six teams that have come away from this draft being like, hey, we feel like we've got a guy who on his rookie contract is going to be a really good contributor to this team?

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He... I think he is one of those guys that maybe gets picked on a little bit. He also likes to talk shit when he's up. And he doesn't really play defense. Yeah, but he's a very, very good player. And like I said, he didn't shoot well. He's not a bad shooter. He's not known for being an incredible shooter.

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pick but I could easily explain it so like in terms of draft trends it is a copycat league do you feel like the the tide shifting in the running backs or even linebackers where it's like you saw what the Lions did a couple years ago and everyone's like this is crazy why would they do this they took it they take a running back and a linebacker early our team starting to open their eyes a little bit more being like hey this isn't this isn't as crazy as we thought it was you know five six years ago

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And it's a really good point. It's why I feel bad for Giants fans who get made fun of for the Saquon deal. And it's like, but Saquon would like the Giants wouldn't have been good with Saquon this year. Saquon was added to a Super Bowl ready team. And that's why he flourished. He always has been a good running back.

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It's just that he was on a really bad team and it makes no sense to pay a running back on a really bad team.

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But if you win a game by 20 plus, or I think it was 19, and Tyrese Halliburton shoots three for 13, it feels like the Pacers might have more to go up. I know Dame's coming back. This Bucs team kind of bums me out because Giannis is so good. Did you guys see Kyle Kuzma? He dropped 22 minutes, 0.0 rebounds, 0 assists, 2 fouls. That is so hard to do in a playoff game.

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On today's part of my take, we have two great interviews. for the people we have daniel jeremiah it is draft week we always have dj on we're gonna have mcshay on later this week uh breaking down the draft who he thinks is gonna go in the top 10 some late picks that could be good overall thoughts on the draft a crazy crazy take that now i'm actually coming around on on travis hunter

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It's kind of like all these measurements where it's like the hand size. We joke about it. But if you had a preference, you would rather have your quarterback have bigger hands than smaller hands because it's proven that, yes, there are quarterbacks with smaller hands who are good.

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But when it comes to elements, when it comes to holding on to the football, yeah, you'd probably want to have a 10-inch hand. That would help.

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Another reason why this draft maybe doesn't have as much buzz is it's not just the quarterbacks, but the wide receivers. I feel like we had a stretch here where the wide receivers were phenomenal, and every year it would be five or six guys going in the first round. It's like, holy shit. And it doesn't feel that way.

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In a regular season game, I could see it happening. In a playoff game... That is really, really hard to not have a single statistic. Like a rebound bounce your way. You happen to pass to someone and they score. Especially a guy like Kuzma. Who has no problem just chucking it. Hank, did you see there was a meme going around? I guess it was from a Laker fan account.

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Talk to me about the wide receiver class and then specifically Tett McMillan because I feel like I've heard just everything. Like people saying he's a stud and then people ripping him apart. Where do you land on Tett and then as the wide receivers in total?

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Yeah, and then wide receivers in total, is there another one that you like or maybe farther down the line where you're like, hey, this guy's probably not going to go to the second or third round, but he's going to be a solid pro?

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I always assumed it was the other way around. You have him graded higher as a wide receiver?

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They had a draft grade after the Tatum draft. Yes, yes. And it had player ratings. No, this was on ESPN, I think. Oh, it was? Yes, this was on ESPN. And it was upside and everything. everything was either Kyle Kuzma tied with Tatum or Kyle Kuzma beating Tatum. Yeah. It was crazy. Think about it. I'm going to try to find it right now. But yeah, 22 minutes, 0.0 rebounds, 0 assists.

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Yeah. I got a question about not this year's draft, but overall the way college football is going and then as it pertains to the NFL. Obviously, you followed the Nico saga in Tennessee. Yeah. How's that going to impact how teams evaluate these guys going forward where it's like, hey, you know, loyalty is kind of a stupid thing because, you know, there is no loyalty in these high-level sports.

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But, you know, jumping around from team to team, having a situation like this where it's like he, you know, sits out. I don't want to say he quit on his team, but like there's that storyline goes. So how do teams kind of judge something like this? Because it probably is going to happen a lot more going forward.

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It's a really good point because we get tricked by it. So going forward, we just got to remember that we're going to hear a lot of criticism of a guy like Nico or someone who has the same situation. It's just going to come from guys that would never have to pick him anyway.

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That's really hard to do. I could do it. I might be able to get an assist. Yeah, I mean, I would probably have more than two fouls. I would just pass the ball to Giannis. Right. It's pretty simple. Pass the ball to Giannis when he's got a full head of steam.

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All right. This is an unfair question, but I'm going to ask you anyway. Outside of the top, let's say eight, Give me a team and player that you're like, I know this is what's going to end up happening. Because I think there are teams like the Packers or the Ravens. It's almost like if you follow any of their beat writers, you can basically telegraph what their pick is.

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So do you have – I'll give you two shots at it. And if you get one of them right, we'll just be like, DJ was right. He nailed it. So I'll give you two shots at a team player that you're like, I think this is going to happen. It's like you can almost write it down right now.

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Okay, so if you get either of those right, we'll make a graphic and be like, as first reported by Daniel Jeremiah seven days before the draft, he nailed this.

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Let's talk about it. So shooting, Kuzma was better than Tatum. Okay. Passing, they were the same. Defense, Kuzma was better. Potential, Kuzma was better.

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Okay, I got one last question. This has been awesome. Thank you so much, DJ. You got to go. Obviously, everyone's going to be watching on NFL Network on draft night, Move the Sticks podcast. The last question is a Roback question. You're wearing your Roback right now. Roback.com. Promo code TAKE. 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, everything. Roback.com.

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Promo code TAKE. All right, give us – I want to do a new thing where we're just going to call it Mr. PMT because there's obviously the Mr. Irrelevant. Give us a sixth or seventh round quarterback that you're like, hey, this guy could, who knows? Just so we can then say, yeah, actually we had it first before anyone else.

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Not saying give us the next Tom Brady, but a quarterback you know is going to go in the last couple rounds that you're like, there's at least something there. So when his name gets called, all of our fans can be like, yep, that's Mr. PMT. He's going to be the guy.

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And we're just going to do this every year for the next decade until we get one right, and then we're going to be like, we were the first to say it.

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yeah puppy security is like opposite you got to throw all there's no point you want zero points of pressure you got to keep that thing out extended so that's that's all i'm really focused on to be honest it's a great point all right well we can't wait to watch you on draft night thank you so much dj we appreciate you and having you on every year and let's hope that dylan gabriel goes and you know wins a super bowl and we can be like yeah actually that was mr pmt

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And they can get as much lasagna as they want. Yeah. See, it sounds like a heck of a weekend. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Thanks so much. See you, buddy.

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Jalen Hurts, okay. I think I get it. He's like a cleaned up. Well, no, he's way more than a cleaned up Kyle Kuzma. Yeah, cleaned up.

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Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is Minnesota Timberwolves head coach Chris Finch ahead of the playoffs. Just so that everyone knows, we're taping this on Friday. They have game one Saturday night against the Lakers. We just told coach he's got to try to really win this game so that on Monday when we run the interview, everyone's like, man, Chris Finch, what a genius.

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Here's actually what you need to do. Don't tear your knee on Saturday night again, okay? Because then this would be an awkward interview to run. How is your knee feeling, and are you excited to actually be able to walk around this playoffs?

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Yeah, so your knee, do you have a different strategy now going into this postseason? I always think it's similar to being at a dog park where you've got to keep a little bend in your knee because a Labrador might jump and – Cut you from behind? Do you have any new strategy on how you're going to be standing in the box in the playoffs?

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Yeah. Yeah. Alright, so we're getting ready for the playoffs. Your season has been an interesting one because you guys started off slow, you came on strong at the end. What was the big adjustment that you were able to make or was it just the guys fighting through things to get to a point where you're back to where you want to be in terms of a real contender in the West?

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He didn't beat Patrick Mahomes. He did not beat Patrick Mahomes. He did not. I don't think he could. Just like Shohei doesn't have a Heisman. Until Jason Tatum beats Patrick Mahomes, can you actually say he's good?

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Is there any element, like, in a pregame speech before the series starts where you do, like, a little, like, hey, I'm Chris Finch. You know, I was a lower-level player. I grinded it out. I played in Europe. And then you got the pretty boy, JJ Redick, who we're friends with, Duke, and all the accolades, and a first-round pick. Like, you got to –

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Yeah. All right, so I saw some of social media, which you've had comments on, saying that using Joe Ingles as your Luka model in practice is not going to work. What is he able to do, though, to replicate it? Because it does – Maybe he's not Luka, but he also has a lot of smarts and you're able to maybe give you looks.

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So how does that work when you're trying to mimic a player like Luka and how you're going to defend him in a series?

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I got a free tip for you. You don't have to take it, but have you thought about, we saw Luca go back to Dallas. He was very emotional when he saw the video. Have you thought about maybe playing into that, maybe playing the same video when he comes to Minnesota?

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Yeah, I feel like the Bucks are just kind of a bummer now, because I like Giannis. I've never not liked Giannis, and it's just... He doesn't really seem to have much help at all.

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Maybe we get a couple fans wearing Luka Mavs jerseys in the front row, maybe changing some of your play calls to just be like Dallas Mavericks, like over and over just to keep reminding him about the Mavs and get in his head a little bit.

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Hey, listen, I said free tip. You didn't have to take it, but just something to think about. Maybe you pencil in a little unibrow on Rudy.

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Just have him constantly be thinking about Dallas instead of thinking about the Minnesota Timberwolves.

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Yeah. So so in a game to game, because I love watching the playoffs because it feels like every game you see, you know, adjustments and counter adjustments from a coach's perspective, you go into a series. Is it just a total feel of like, OK? now it's time to adjust after, say, game one?

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Or is it sometimes you're like, hey, we got to just trust what we came in here with and maybe not adjust till it's elimination time? Or how does that really work where you're weighing like, hey, let's do something totally different after game one because we got to change it, otherwise we're going to be in trouble quickly?

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Yeah, and maybe Giannis in Milwaukee. Mm-hmm. Uh... Yeah, probably. He might ask out. I don't know. I don't want him to. I also do feel bad. I don't like the Bucs, but I feel bad for Bucs fans having to deal with the minute Giannis got good. It's literally the prevailing conversation has been, when is he going to ask out?

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Yeah. I also am curious, going up against a guy like Luka, and obviously LeBron is LeBron, But the mentality of a player that you're coaching and trying to explain to them that, like, hey, he's probably going to get 30. Like, we got to make it harder for him to get 30, but he's going to probably get 30. And how you get someone to, like, mentally be locked in where it's like if someone puts 30 up –

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naturally you're going to be like, man, I didn't do well tonight. But Luka's such an incredible offensive player, and you could say the same for Ant, where it's like, hey, it doesn't matter. We know he's going to do that. It's just trying to make it as difficult as possible with him and keeping everyone not down on themselves when he does go for 35.

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Yeah. All right. My favorite game, I think, of the weekend, you guys would agree, Nuggets-Clippers. There has never been a more Russell Westbrook game. It was the most Russell Westbrook game possible.

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Do you have like two or three blobs that you're like, these are, do you have a blob that you, you have like breaking case of emergency? Yeah, we have a few of those.

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Yeah, so yeah, shocking one. So really good stuff there. And then we also have Minnesota Timberwolves head coach Chris Finch. We taped it on Friday, so we knew there was going to be a game one in between. We told him, hey, coach, try to win game one so this is not awkward. And guess what? He went out and won game one for us. We're going to talk about the playoffs. We've got them.

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Yeah. So Anthony Edwards, who's a phenom, and last year was kind of his coming out party in the playoffs. Obviously, he was good before that, but that was like the national coming out party. When you're coaching him, are there games where you're like you see it in his eyes or he tells you something and it's like, okay. We can just let Ant do what he wants to do because he's got it right now.

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Is that a feel thing or does he actually say it to you like, hey, coach, I got this tonight. I'm feeling great.

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So there was a perfect tweet from Kofi, who I think he's a – is he an NBA guy or a streamer? He's very talented, but he had the perfect tweet. He said, Russell Westbrook truly is the item box for Mario Kart. Yeah. And it's so perfect because this Russell – the best way I could describe it, if you missed this game –

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Yeah. Do you ever catch yourself watching the Jumbotron a little too much when they're replaying a dunk or something, a big moment from him?

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Yeah, so we talked about Luka's play. From a coaching perspective, do you have a game plan or are you maybe getting yourself hyped up before the game being like, I can't let Luka out-complain me to the refs? I have to be ready for his complaining to the refs and I have to match that? Are you looking in the mirror and being like, hey, you're the coach.

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If you watch the last three minutes of Russell Westbrook, Russell Westbrook haters and lovers could both say, I told you so. They could literally just point at each other and be like, told you so. This is what Russell Westbrook did to end the game. This is like three minutes left. This is a back-and-forth game. He went offensive rebound and a putback.

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Yeah. Is there, though, in your head like a strategic tech that you can take? Because we saw it in like the national championship game where the second half started and it was the refereeing was going one way. And then Todd Golden, Florida's coach, got a tech and it then flipped.

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And it was like, I don't know if he did it on purpose, but is there in your head like, hey, there's a time when I should take a tech here to try to maybe bring a little bit more balance to the game?

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Yeah. All right. So, Coach, I got one last question. It's been so much fun. We appreciate you joining us. Roback question. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Promo code TAKE. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com. Promo code TAKE. You had a... A comment to the media the other day where you're like, hey, I could just go on Twitter.

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Everyone knows how to coach better than me. I found this guy named BallLover6969 said, Chris Finch is a fucking idiot. I could do the rotations better than him. Do you want to maybe take his criticism? Should we connect you with him?

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I also made up that one, but I did – you actually – I looked for Chris Finch idiot, and it wasn't as much as you'd think. So I think you're doing an okay job. Like it wasn't that bad. Oh, you got to wear the throwback jerseys. Is that the plan? The white throwback jerseys that say Wolves on them? No, that was last year's. Those are the cleanest jerseys.

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Then he missed a layup where he was forcing it on a fast break. Then he made a layup. Then he bricked an open three. Then he made a three with 24 seconds left to take a two-point lead. And then he had the last shot and he didn't get a shot off. It was literally back and forth. Awesome play, bad play, awesome play, bad play. And also Russell Westbrook, I know that he frustrates people.

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I think those might be the best jerseys in the NBA right now. You got to bring them back.

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Yeah. All right. Well, Coach, best of luck in the playoffs and great having you on.

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Okay, let's do numbers. The Warriors have won game one. Welcome to the playoffs, Rockets.

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I give credit to the Rockets for fighting. I thought that game was over. Yeah. They fought back. Made it like a four-point game. But yeah, Warriors, different. I think this would be a good series. But a little welcome to the NBA press. All the young teams. The Rockets. What?

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All the young teams that are welcoming themselves to the playoffs. The Rockets. The Pistons. The Magic were in the playoffs last year. But. Tough.

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Well, the Thunder were in the playoffs last year. Oh, just this year. I'm saying the Rockets, they had a really good season, but they're very young. Same with the Pistons.

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Champ? I think people were upset about WrestleMania. You know what? Put me in that camp. I'm fucking pissed. Yeah. I'm pissed, too. I wanted Cody Rhodes to win. This is The Rock's fault. Yeah. 99 poke. Go 89. Sure. What did you say, PFT? 93. Memes, I see, by the way. All right, we'll do the number. I'm probably going to get it. I'm probably going to get it. I need four. So close.

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I love watching Russell Westbrook because he basically is the... If you ever ask, like, what if someone tried just the absolute hardest... And like what would happen? That's Russell Westbrook. Cause he's like his offensive rebound. He got, he was getting offensive rebounds. He was out hustling the entire team, but then he was also trying so hard to make plays that weren't there.

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Memes, I see that you're running with this. I'm never going to get the 50-50 lottery.

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Yeah. Never. The thing that it's like I do probably 20 times a year, and it's a one in 20,000 chance versus the thing you do three times a week, one in 100 chance.

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And then he would actually make a play that was there. And it was just so much fun.

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Oh, wait, you're talking about the end of overtime. Yeah. Oh, because the end of regulation when he just didn't get a shot off. Yeah, that was crazy. He jumped up and threw it off the clipboard.

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It was just... It was pure Russell Westbrook. And... Jokic was great. James Harden was great. I don't know why Kawhi felt like he was like he had that. I think in the second quarter, he scored like 12 points in a few minutes. And then I feel like he just kind of disappeared for a little bit. This series is going to rock, though. Yeah, it's going to be great. The Max just pulled up.

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And they have all the rights the quarterback does in terms of how they can dictate how the play is going to go. And he called out that one specific play where Mahomes... It wasn't even one of the penalties. It was Mahomes... Essentially, he was scrambling and almost stood still waiting for a guy to hit him illegally or hit him out of bounds.

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And I wish Mahomes didn't do that because he doesn't have to. That's the one thing. He doesn't have to do that.

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Right, and it's no different than the NBA when guys used to try to jump into people to get a shooting foul. Yeah. Guys were doing that because they were calling it. You need to figure out a way to not call it as much so that Mahomes isn't

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But the game plan of like, oh, we think Travis Kelsey's over the hill. That's just not true because Travis Kelsey continues to be a monster in the playoffs. He went for seven catches, 117 yards and a touchdown. Travis Kelsey, that is his 14th straight game with over 70 – playoff game with over 70 yards. In those 14 games, he is averaging – these are all playoff games.

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He is averaging 8.5 catches, 99 yards, and over a touchdown per game. Like – You probably should have worried about Travis Kelsey a little bit more. And we said this on Friday when we were doing the preview. When the Chiefs get in the playoffs, it's Mahomes with his legs and Travis Kelsey on third down. And you just know that it's going to be there. And it was there when they needed it.

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And that was the difference in the game. Like, if you don't let Travis Kelsey beat you, maybe the Texans win that game. I don't know. They... At the end of the day, the Texans just didn't execute in special teams more than anything and not blocking. It felt like there was multiple times that the Chiefs needed a big play on defense and Spags would dial something up and they would send a blitzer.

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At the right time. Karloftis would win it one-on-one and they would get that big sack and get him into negative plays. It sucks because I thought CJ Stroud, he played well and he was tough as fuck because he got absolutely killed a few times.

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Yeah, they only scored one touchdown, though. You look at it, and you're like, okay, you left a bunch of points on the field with your field goal unit. You hurt your defense by giving up a bunch of kick returns. And then you scored one touchdown. You can't win a game scoring one touchdown against the Chiefs in Arrowhead in the playoffs.

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Yeah, I mean... So would it be the Chiefs have the same history, but they never, would they have gotten as far and like fallen short? Yeah, I guess that's the question you have to ask. Because then, yes, I think they teams, people would have been rooting for Mahomes, kind of like a Josh Allen or Lamar, where it's like, if he had gotten to all these Super Bowls and never won one.

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But this is what we say. I mean, the Chiefs are – for the – every call goes the Chiefs way. I actually don't think statistically I don't think that's true. Like people pull it up and it's like it's actually not true. It feels that way. The reason why it feels that way is that if you give the Chiefs even an inch, they're going to win the game. If you extend a drive.

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If you make a singular mistake with the Chiefs, and these calls weren't mistakes because they were just bad calls – They will capitalize every single time and make you pay for it. So the calls get magnified. You know what I mean? Like if they don't score a touchdown and a field goal off these two calls, it probably just doesn't feel as significant.

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But because if they get a free 15 yards, they're going to go score a touchdown. That's just what the Chiefs do. That's a championship team. That's what they do.

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He's so good, and he's so good in these big situations. And like I said, I mean, the 14 straight playoff games of 70 yards or more. I think two of those 14 were in the 70s. Like he had 171 and 179. There's a bunch that are in the hundreds. Like he just... He just shows up. He's there for Mahomes when he needs to be. And that passed by Mahomes where he was completely parallel was insane.

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It was nuts. It was absolutely insane. And now Mahomes is 7-0 in the divisional round. He has won a playoff game every single year that he has been a starter, which is pretty insane. That's just baseline. He's going to win at least one playoff game. And the last seven years for the Chiefs look like this. In 2018, they lost to the Patriots in the AFC Championship game.

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In 2019, they won the Super Bowl. In 2020, they lost the Super Bowl. In 2021, they lost to the Bengals in the AFC Championship game. 22 Super Bowl champs, 23 Super Bowl champs, 24 AFC Championship game. The floor for their season is the AFC Championship game.

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It's crazy. They're just always there, and it is – I mean, Scott Van Pelt joked about it, like the Kansas City Invitational. That's what it's become.

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They just – Oh, I guess last year they didn't host it because they went to Baltimore. But the other six years, I believe they hosted all of those.

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Yeah. I think there was that clip of him, I think it was on the Ravens when he got one target and they won the game. I think he was pissed off after.

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Really bad. So, Texans... I feel like as rocky as this season looked, and it did look really rocky because C.J. Stroud, I mean, he took a step back. He was not as good as he was last year.

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I feel like the arrow is still pointing up for them because that defense is so legit, and you've got to hope that you're not going to have two of your top three weapons get hurt like they did with Tank Dell and Stephon Diggs. I know Tank Dell might not be back for a while, but that –

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No. In the Chargers game, they killed him. And that defense is... I mean, that was an incredible defense. And they went toe-to-toe with the Chiefs. I know that the final score doesn't look like that, but... They were in that game for the majority of that game, and they just had a few plays, whether it be the block field goal, missed field goal, a couple sacks here and there.

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If they get an offensive line and maybe another weapon, they'll be right back in the thick of it.

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Yeah, and there was a lot of, rightfully so, Texans players being like, you can't. I actually thought that they were... I saw a couple quotes, and they were essentially like... you just can't make mistakes against the Chiefs. Like, you know that they were kind of blaming the refs, but it is true.

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Like, you just can't make a single mistake against the Chiefs because Patrick Mahomes is at that level now where he's not the same guy that he was six years ago where he was just throwing bombs to Tyreek Hill, but his, like, savviness and ability to just make a big play when it needs to be made is so off the charts. It's like that winning...

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His numbers don't jump off the page like they used to, but his ability to just win and be in big moments is so out of control that you just know the Chiefs are going to be there.

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And last year, everyone was like, the Chiefs are not good, and they won the Super Bowl. Yeah, that's that's that's the level that Patrick Holmes is playing. And their defense is just so legit. I mean, their defensive line wrecks wrecks teams. McDuffie is such a stud. Jalen Watson being back was huge.

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And Spags is I mean, he just it feels like there's like three or four times a game where Spags would just call the perfect play.

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that it's it's it's it's the same thing as like a genius offensive coordinator who will call a play that no one sees coming and trick a team uh he does that on defense and it's it's incredible to watch because you just know if you get in a spot where you are in like obvious passing downs late in the game and you're trailing to the chiefs spags will figure it out and that's what he did at all the right times yeah hank what were you gonna say i thought you raised your hand no

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Yeah. I mean, they didn't really have – I mean, we said it with the yards gained. I mean, like I said, the field position was great for them. But it's not – I mean, Kareem Hunt carried the ball eight times. That was their leading rusher for 44 yards. And Pacheco had five rushes for 18 yards. It was Travis Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes making big plays.

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Talking about the refs, Travis Kelsey being washed in the regular season. His over-under yards for the playoff game was 50.

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Yeah, of course they are. He has to show up in the playoffs, and that's what he does. So it's Mahomes, the refs, Travis Kelsey. Also remember that stat? They were one of, like, three teams to not score 30 points?

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Like, that's... They don't give a fuck. The Chiefs are not trying to win style points. They're just winning football games, and they do it at a level that is insane.

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Yeah, I mean, like I said, Mahomes has reached a different level where it's not the wow, eye-popping numbers that he's had in years past. But it doesn't matter because he's just – he's like thinking the game at a different level. And every time you need a big play, it's Mahomes.

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We start in Kansas City where it was a cold January game and the Texans reminded everyone of Mayweather the way they struggled with Reed. The game started with an explosion as Nico Bosco Remigio returned the kick, forcing Chris Boyds of London to put his special teams coach's manhood up for sale after he shoved him on the sidelines.

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And yeah, I mean, the Chiefs fans like – I think Chiefs fans need to just embrace the fact that the refs did help them in this game and just be like, sorry. Don't make mistakes. Don't ever lead with your helmet within 10 yards of Patrick Mahomes. If you put your helmet even 10 yards within Patrick Mahomes, there's a chance it's going to get flat.

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yep donna kelsey was mr was mr kelsey around i don't know he never gets talked never gets facetime but yeah kelsey never gets it yeah box here is also dave portnoy's like dream dream box yep it was he he probably saw that and was like man i wish i was there are you guys box guys

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I'd like to watch the whole thing. I want everything around the box. Like, what's a box if you don't have the football game?

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Maybe I should have just asked if I could have gotten in that box. And the box would have been like, yeah, why did it take you so long to ask?

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oh yeah those are some of the best boxes when you go and you're like oh do you see how many boxes i could have gotten into tonight but i don't i didn't you know what i'd rather just have pizza all of them yeah sometimes i'd rather just have pizza and hang with the boys at 2 a.m yeah instead of getting into all those boxes that were inviting me when you saw tommy your friend in the box were you like damn like were you like mad or you like happy no i asked him i asked him to please not shower so i could smell him after

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I tweeted it a month ago. I was like, everyone needs to just recognize that the Chiefs are going to three-peat and then act accordingly. And it's not like I'm rooting for the opposite to happen. I bet the Chiefs in this game because I was like, well, it's playoff Mahomes. And I was actively rooting for the Texans during the game.

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And he's going to have like two or three of those plays a game where like no one else can do that. And he did that. And that's why he's Mahomes and everyone else is everyone else. I like... Just thinking about this game, I do want to say anyone who bet minus 9.5, apologies, because I know it was 8.5 all week, and then on Saturday it was 9.5. That safety was so fucked.

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That's an all-time, all-time loss. After the missed field goal. After the missed field goal, we were like, holy shit, we did it. And then to lose it, I think some people pushed it 9 as well. That's one that you have a right to complain about. Just as much as the Texans can complain.

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Travis Kelseyman was anything but a white bust as he came out ahead and had the stickiest of hands. PJ Stroud and Grandpa Joe Mixon tried to end this Chiefs dynasty to bed. I screwed that up. They tried to put this Chiefs dynasty to bed, but it was Patrick Mahomes who had the golden ticket and the everlasting ref stoppers, making the Texans the ones who kicked the bucket.

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Again, I think the Texans, when you score one touchdown and have those gaffes on special teams, you can't be like, man, we should have won that game if those calls go differently. But that's common sense. The two things can be true. That's common sense. Irrational fan brain, complain the fuck away.

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Yeah. Okay, so anything else from this game? The Chiefs, I believe, are one and a half point favorites over the Bills? Okay. Which that's disrespectful to Patrick Mahomes. I would say so. I would say that's... They'll just throw that out there. They just... I also... Did you guys see that picture of the Texans fans that were at the last, last row of Arrowhead? No. Oh, my God.

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I want to just... I don't know. They probably don't... If they're hearing this, if they know someone... If someone knows these people, just be like, hey, we mentioned them. I'll try to find it for you. It's like a narrow portion where it like... They were so far up there, and it was so cold and so windy that I don't know how they survived. And those fans need a shout-out. Let me find a picture.

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Yeah. All right. Yeah, look at that. Look at that picture. Those Texans fans. I don't even know if they make you pay for those seats. Is that a safe row?

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Is that structurally sound? That's so far up there. And you know they're just getting their fucking dicks kicked in by the wind up there.

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Yeah, so shout out to those Texans fans. Arrow pointing up for the Texans. I really do think that. This was weirdly a bad season because the injuries and C.J. Stroud's step back, but they're going to be there next year. Yeah. And they are the only team to never be in a championship game. I think I saw that stat.

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And remember, you have more playoff wins than the Cowboys since your franchise was created. Pretty good. We made that graphic. Just take that graphic, save it in your phone, show it to everyone. Okay, before we get to the night game, does everybody here know what season it is? Football season. Football, yes. Hockey. Basketball. Yeah, that's right.

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But it's also tax season, which we all know Hank is not a fan of. How are you feeling about that, Hank?

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In other news, Caitlin Clark and Taylor Swift submitted a Box of the Year nominee at Arrowhead Saturday as the Chiefs booked their ticket to the Kansas City Invitational.

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I watched the whole thing. It was a great hype video. And then I listened to Coldplay in my car. Yeah. I did. That's when you know a hype video is good that you listen to the song after the hype video.

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It was a great storytelling. This game, to me, came down to two things. One, a guy by the name of Philly Maze on Twitter tweeted out, the Lions may win this game by 100 when they were up 7-3. That was almost instantly proven incorrect. And then the real thing was, I think we all had the same thought when we were watching this game. Commanders were incredible in the first half.

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We're like, can they hold on? And what happened in the second half? Commanders get the ball, three and out. The Lions go down the field, score, make it a three-point game. You're like, uh-oh, here it comes.

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and then Jaden Daniels went on a 15-play, 70-yard drive, started with 828 in the third quarter, gave the ball back to the Lions with 1329 in the fourth quarter, got a touchdown, back to a 10-point lead. That was it. That drive, because that was the moment. That was the moment, and I think I tweeted Jaden Daniels is unflappable. That was the moment where the commanders could have blinked.

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You're in a ruckus environment. You're an 8.5-point dog. You just went three and out. They just went and scored. It's a three-point game, and he didn't blink. I mean, he's special. That's what I wrote down right here. Jaden Daniels is special. He's incredible. His rookie season has been out of this world, probably one of the best of all time rookie seasons.

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Obviously, I get tagged in a lot of tweets. He's way better than Caleb Williams right now. I still have hopes for Caleb Williams. But I also think that if Jaden Daniels was drafted by the Bears, he wouldn't have been good. That's neither here nor there. This is more about Jaden Daniels. He's special. He's an incredible, incredible talent. And I said this to you on Friday.

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I was like, I went in the game being like, the Lions are better, but Jaden Daniels is just different. I kept on saying in my head, I ended up betting the Commanders on the spread. I wish I'd bet a money line.

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But I just kept on saying, whatever's happening here, it's a whole team believing and this guy just carrying them all to this place where everyone's playing better and everyone plays different, knowing they have that guy who can make those type of drives and those type of plays, fourth down plays, where it's incredible.

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He's unflappable. That was the two words, unflappable and special. There's just something going on there where the game is slowing down for him almost, where he just looks like he's playing it at a completely different speed than everyone else. Also, to add to your turnaround, Each of the top eight commander tacklers this year on defense were not on the roster a year ago. Yeah.

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And Dan Quinn and Cliff Kingsbury and your ownership group and, you know, your GM, everyone. Like, this is...

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did watching this i i've i've come to peace with it obviously i've had uh mixed feelings where i you know tried to fight against it and i was like fuck this is not like this isn't happening jayden jayden was a special i had i i've given up probably like three weeks ago where i was like this is just i think it was the falcons game where i was like why even fight it the guy is on another level and if anything it gives hope to anyone who roots for a bad team is like you just got to get a new owner yeah

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And then everything can work because Dan Quinn, everything's working for him and everything's working for Cliff Kingsbury. Everything's working for Jayden Daniels. The only thing that's not working is Stu Feiner did say that after everyone on the commanders hugged Magic Johnson after the game that the whole team is out with AIDS next week.

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No, it's crazy. I'm happy for you. It's crazy. I know people are like, oh, you're not actually happy for him. I gave up on trying to fight it, like I said, a month ago. You just got to sit back and watch and be like, what we're watching is incredible and enjoy it as a sports watcher and not think about what could have been. It's just he's a joy to watch play football.

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And Deami Brown, all the stats you just said, that really goes back to what I was saying with Jaden Daniel being special. And you know when you're watching a special quarterback because he just elevates every single person. Every single person plays better. The line blocks better. Running backs run harder. Just everything looks better because of that guy.

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And I know that's oversimplifying it, but I truly believe it. That's why it's the most important position in all of American sports.

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Because you agree with this statement because what I was saying was if the – like revisionist history, if the Bears had drafted Jaden Daniels, I think he would not have had this rookie year because he would have been on the Bears and we had Ibrahimovic as a coach and all this turmoil and all this shit and offensive line, all that crap. Like I just don't think it would have gone the same way.

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I also want one spin zone because obviously, you know, the Jaden Daniels, Caleb Williams, and my own personal hell, it does mask the fact that Dan Quinn also was a finalist for the Bears head coaching job. And they were like, nah, Eberfluss.

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And he gets Cliff Kingsbury. And that was so huge because Cliff Kingsbury has done an incredible job of basically making sure that a rookie quarterback is in the perfect spot to succeed. Essentially everything that I said that was wrong in the offseason just applied to Jaden Daniels.

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Now, if we're going to do what ifs, I have one question for you. That was a crazy hit on Jared Goff on the pick six.

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Well, I'm just saying it's crazy in the fact that quarterbacks don't, like, usually that's a flag.

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Yeah, yeah. You agree with me. Wait. So what I'm saying is it might be a flag. I thought you were disagreeing.

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I mean, he launched into him, and... This is crazy. Jared Goff probably got... Listen, Jared Goff played a bad game. We love Jared. He's a friend of the show, been a friend of the show since the beginning of this show. He had a bad game. He was careless with the ball. I... I wonder if he got concussed there because he did go back to the locker room and he got fucking wrecked on this play. Yeah.

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And that is usually that's flagged almost all the time. Like when you hit a quarterback like that after a pick, that's, that's a flag. I mean, that's my homes. That's jail. If you do that to my home. Yeah.

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drop a bomb on you what do you say max throw a grenade no i mean memes told me to bring this up earlier because he was like you have to oh i was always gonna bring it up yeah yeah no that was that that and i don't know if he got concussed or not like he he obviously threw that pick before that hit so he was not playing great before that hit but he didn't play great after either

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Where the Lions really lost the game, JMO lost the game for them, and it sucks because I like watching Jameson Williams play football, and he's electric, and he had that incredible run. But Jameson Williams lost this game for them in two different ways. And Jared Goff obviously deserves in the defense, all that stuff, which we can get to all the Lions stuff.

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But I thought the Jameson Williams trick play where he threw the ball, just don't throw it out of bounds. I don't know. Do something else. And then I actually thought in the end of the first half was where the Lions really – like kind of lost the game because they're going down to score and Jared throws a pass to Jamison Williams in the end zone that gets intercepted.

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And that was like, maybe Jamison Williams being a younger receiver where a savvy vet, you slow down and let the cornerback make contact through you and you get a flag. Like he kind of, he wasn't strong enough on the ball there and the cornerback made a great play. And that was maybe a, maybe the lions are down three going into the half and now they're down 10 and they don't get the ball.

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Yeah, but he just wasn't strong enough to the ball. You know what I mean? Like a vet receiver is stronger to the ball there than Jameson Williams was.

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Yeah. But we should talk about the Lions. That was about as devastating of a loss as you can have for a team. Now, you have a season that's a dream season in terms of record and 15 wins and number one seed for the first time in franchise history. But the defensive injuries, and I know, listen, everyone gets injured. I saw the depth chart. Did you see that?

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They basically, I'm going to look it up real quick. I think I bookmarked it. The Lions, because they lost Amik Robertson in the first quarter of the game, and he's obviously very important. Yeah, so here it is. So they had, by the end of this game, they were out one, two, three, four, five, six week one starters on defense, and then one, two, three, four, five, six, seven backups.

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And what is that? three four of them were they lost the starter and the backup they had basically no one playing defense at the end of the game um so i i do feel bad in that respect because that's just the shittiest the shittiest luck with injuries on defense he could possibly have it's actually pretty remarkable that they got this far and they got the they got the buy

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And now you have the Lions... franchise that's kind of at a crossroads because you're going to lose your offensive coordinator. You're going to lose your defense quarter, most likely your defense quarter. Schefter already reported that Ben Johnson will take a head coaching job between the Raiders, the Jaguars, or the Bears. And you just won 15 games.

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You come off an NFC Championship appearance last year. You climbed back to the mountain. You could see it in Dan Campbell's post-game press conference. He was crying. He was very emotional about Uh, he took all the blame again.

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I think it's when you look at like the blame pie for the lions, Jared had a really bad game at the worst time and their defense couldn't withstand the amount of injuries they had. And Jane Daniels is special. Our friend Detroit Don did hit me up. He said, uh, this was at midnight on Saturday night. He said, I'm staying off social media for a month. See on the backside, me and super fan are sick.

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Yeah. And you could see it. They were showing the Lions fans at the end of the game, and it was just shock and disbelief. I mean, the first time in franchise history that they have the path goes through Detroit and to have that happen where it wasn't – It wasn't a fluke. It wasn't like a crazy bounce off a helmet. It wasn't a Hail Mary. The commanders were better.

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How quickly is the storyline going to be that Dan Campbell pushes too hard and the practices are too hard and that's why they're injured so much?

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And just run Jameer Gibbs. Like, I know David Montgomery came back faster than anyone ever expected. Jameer Gibbs is such an insane talent. And the way he runs and how fast he is and his vision...

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Yeah, you absolutely were. And Jay Daniels significantly outplayed Jared. Like, that's just a fact. You can't sugarcoat it or anything.

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I don't want to talk Commanders Eagles until after we talk all the games, but then I want to do that.

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I'm happy for you too, PFT. I'm happy that I also made the decision to let go of just trying to fight it.

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Like a month ago. I just had to do it because it's better for my mental health. Because it was like one of those things where people would text me. I think I got in a fight with SVP on text about a month ago. And I was like, what are you doing, dude? Like, Caleb, I still think he could be great. But he had a disaster. Like the Bears were a disaster this year. And Jaden Daniels is special.

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I do think that the... I mean, our words get dissected over a million times. I do think people have noticed that I have had a shift in general vibe just because... It's fun to watch Jaden Daniels play football. And I'm not going to rob myself of having fun watching someone play football, just thinking about what could be. Because, again, Jaden Daniels would have sucked if he was on the Bears.

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Bears had just as many playoff wins as the rest of the division. Yep, that's a fact. Also tied for the most wins in 2025. One to one with the Lions.

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Lions fans. Lions fans. Yeah. I don't feel bad for Lions fans because they're in the division and they've talked a lot of shit. I do feel bad for Detroit Dunn and Superfan. Those two guys specifically. I feel bad for Lions fans. I feel bad for Lions fans.

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Their defense was just so, so broken. They had no names. They had guys who didn't practice, who just showed up and had to play in a divisional round playoff game.

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I didn't say winner. When did I say winner? But when did I say it now? Did I say it now? We haven't. But I didn't say it. Did I say it?

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Yeah, I mean, he was a winner this year, but he's not a winner for this game. The team wasn't ready.

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We didn't call him a winner. Imagine if we had started this and been like, all right, PFT, hold on a second. I know you want to talk about the Commanders being the NFC Championship game, but I'd first like to say Dan Campbell's a winner.

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We had that one debate where he was like, you can't say he's a winner. Until he wins in the playoffs.

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I think grading it on a curve, Dan Campbell's a winner because he changed the complete culture of the Detroit Lions. The Detroit Lions. That's fair.

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The entire culture and performance of the Detroit Lions, a franchise that just, besides the Cleveland Browns, you'd never say winning in the Detroit Lions, and he made that a real thing that happened the last couple of years. He's not a winner today. They lost. He wasn't ready.

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I'm happy you addressed that because I was worried. There's a lot of people out there. I was worried that someone was going to be like, hey, why didn't they talk about Dan Campbell not being a winner?

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There was a lot of blame to Ben Johnson, a lot of blame to... I said that Dan Campbell... I'm pretty sure I said that. If I didn't, I'm sorry. Dan Campbell got outcoached. Okay. Hank? What? Are you happy he said that? He had to say it. I had to say it.

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Yeah, that hurt. Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson, not winners. Correct. Jane Daniels, not a winner. Not yet.

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But you gave us the right to call Nick Sirianni a loser by calling him a loser. Fair. But now I don't think so. But he's not won a Super Bowl.

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Bad game. Bad game. Team wasn't ready. They got punched in the mouth. They're supposed to be the tougher team that punches other teams in the mouth, biting kneecaps, all that shit. That was a bad game. They weren't ready. Yeah, but he's a winner.

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Also very funny because PFT was wearing an outrageous, for the outsiders, an outrageous jumpsuit, Washington Commanders jumpsuit. And Coach Gruden even said to me, he's like, Can you believe what this guy's wearing today? And I had to look and be like, oh, yeah, I guess for you that would be weird. I was like, that's... I didn't flinch when PFT walked in with that on.

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That's what I'm saying. If you are rooting against... Obviously, if you're an Eagles fan, but if you're a neutral party, it's way more fun, especially if you're a neutral party and you're a Bears fan who has Caleb Williams, like myself. If you're a neutral party, though... It's a lot more fun to just let go and be like, he's awesome to watch. Because he is. He's awesome to watch.

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Okay, Max, Eagles 28, Rams 22, Saquon Barkley. That's it. Saquon Barkley, I mean, obviously the Eagles defense as well, which I won't talk about, but Saquon Barkley is so fucking good. Saquon Barkley had, that was his sixth touchdown of 60-plus yards. Four of the six have come against the Rams.

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He had 534 total yards is the most a player's ever had against another opponent in a season, and he only played the Rams twice. Think about that. He only played them twice. He had 534 total yards from scrimmage. The run in the first half, the run to end the game, he is so goddamn good.

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And, Max, did you see that clip, which was one of the coolest things I've ever seen, before the 78-yard touchdown? He turned to Jalen Hurts. They did a mouth reading, and he said, watch this. He just knew what was going to happen, and he ripped off a 78-yard run. And the Eagles are back in the NFC Championship game. Nick Sirianni, really good coach, winner.

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Nick Sirianni is now 3-0 versus Sean McVay. Nick Sirianni is 8-0 versus Sean McVay, Matt LaFleur, and Dan Campbell. That's pretty good. It's a winner. Those are three coaches that everyone's like, hey, coach of the years and everything, Super Bowl coach and Sean McVay. He's 8-0 against those guys. That's a winner.

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Those three coaches you would say if you're like, hey, who are the top three coaches in the NFC? I mean, maybe you throw in Kyle Shanahan as well, but those are three names that come up. And Nick Sirianni has not lost to any of those guys. He's 8-0. And the Eagles, Jalen Hurts gets hurt. I don't know what his status is, Max. Can you tell us? Also, shout out Mother Nature because –

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And the snow fucked up the Rams because it was – I mean, they fumbled. The Eagles didn't fumble.

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Yeah. They did – by the way, the Eagles also didn't really love playing on it. Did you see Josh Schwett's quote after he said, ass, playing on the snow today. That's what he said, ass. He said, I'd rather play on the shitty Brazil field before playing on that again. I ain't going to lie to you. I like that quote.

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Yeah, but this game was very tight at the end, but the Eagles, they did the thing that they are built around. Their offensive line mauled. Saquon Barkley was special, and their defense was incredible.

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Jalen Carter was insane. The guy scares me. He was so good. He had five tackles, five pressures, three QB hits, two sacks, two fumbles, or one forced fumble, and two tackles for a loss. Yeah.

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And he made the biggest – like, Vic Fangio obviously deserves a lot of credit as well because what he was doing in that game when – I think it was around the second quarter they started stunting, and you could see Stafford was like – it was fucking Stafford up because he'd try to step up and there'd be a guy in his face. And then on that second – what was it, third and two?

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Third and two on the 13-yard line with a minute and change left. They faked a stunt, and that's where Jalen Carter just basically blew right by his guy because he tried to pass him off, and that was the game. That sack saved the Eagles' season because I do think, if you even watch that play, Tyler Higby was wide open. He had beaten his guy.

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Tyler Higby was going to catch that ball, maybe even score on that play, and Jalen Carter made the play and saved their season.

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That one's totally different because you can't say the Bears don't address offensive line and be like, we should have taken Jalen Carter, but then we also took Darnell Wright in that position, who's a really good offensive lineman, and then got Dexter as well in the second round, who's a really good—he's not Jalen Carter, but—

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You can't criticize the Bears for not being like, why didn't you address the offensive line? Also, why didn't you take Jalen Carter? There's a really good offensive line, but you can't have it both ways. But when you're watching it, you're not like, fuck. Honestly, Dexter's really awesome, and I said it at the time.

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Jalen Carter would have been drafted to a locker room that was in complete flux, and he had some character issues, and I don't think it would have worked the same. He went to a locker room with Brandon Graham and a bunch of veterans who probably— Fletcher Cox. Fletcher Cox, who probably helped him a lot. You got to know, like, hey, we have a rebuilding team that sucks ass.

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I don't know, but either way, you got Darnell Wright, who's a really good offensive, he's our best offensive lineman, so you can't, you know what I mean? You can't be like, man, they don't do anything for the offensive line. Oh yeah, you should have taken Jalen Carter.

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So incredible. We had to drop a little new intro for the people out there. I think it's a good time to do it. Yeah. Thank you to the Armentani brothers and little legends.

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Yeah. By the way, Saquon Barkley wouldn't be a top 30 paid wide receiver. That's crazy to say. Gabe Davis gets paid more than him.

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It's why I have some sympathy for Giants fans who have to fight this fight. And yes, you probably should have kept... Saquon Barkley probably shouldn't have paid Daniel Jones hindsight 2020 although a lot of Giants fans said that in the moment yeah but Saquon Barkley on the Giants this year doesn't make the Giants a playoff team. It makes it more fun to watch.

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They probably win a couple more games because he's their most explosive player. But you're right. Saquon Barkley works when it's on a great team, and then he becomes the complete X factor that can dominate these type of playoff games.

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Derrick Henry's on the Panthers. Not the Panthers deserve credit. If Derrick Henry's on the Raiders, it doesn't change anything. Max, let's hear from you.

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We want to get people jacked up for, that was one of the best weekends of football. I mean, all the games, three out of four were like very, very close. Your game, PFT, which we'll get to, we got a lot to talk about, wasn't really close, but it was an awesome, awesome game.

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Can I give you two stats, Max, that might be of use for you in terms of online discourse? Sure. Okay. Here's the first one. The Eagles in the playoffs are 4-0 when Jake Elliott misses an extra point.

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He's nerve-wracking. So bad. Here's another one. Jalen Hurts didn't really... I mean, the weather was a big factor. He also was banged up. Jalen Hurts, in his four playoff wins, 154 yards passing, 121 yards passing, 131 yards passing, 128 yards passing. Doesn't matter.

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I know. I'm saying, like, I'm giving you these stats to use. He doesn't have to be, you know, he had the incredible Super Bowl they lost.

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Yeah, but he had a hypothetical pre-fight and never in the wildest imaginations realized that... I actually wrote down pro-Nick Sirianni stuff instead of negative Nick. We're so in his head... That he's thinking, this is the Mad Men meme. Like, we're not even thinking about you, dude.

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Like, I will take a hand up. Everyone in this room should put their hand up. Memes, put your hand up. Memes, put your hand up. We have battered this.

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The amount of max face photoshops that he's done. We have battered this man to the point where he is literally fighting his shadow.

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No, I'm actually – I'm so happy you did that because of this moment right here where we just get – we just fully went into Max's mind. And Max's mind is just like it's –

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Um, but yeah, we deserve that. We should just soak in it. Love it. We have so much to talk about.

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max larger man with his hair up in a ninja thing he's got the kimono on and he's got maybe the donatello stick what is that called uh the kinja stick yeah whatever the kinja stick yeah and he's just kinja sticking all four of us in his brain constantly we're he's like oh i gotta get them this this this and we're i didn't even think i was in your brain but i guess i am

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yeah i need a graphic of that you can just sticking like the four of us i don't know if it's called inside of your brain what it's called you want to know i know another secret yeah

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And he got banged up. Like, it was clear that he was in. A.J. Brown dropped an easy ball that would have made his stats look a little bit different. He was a tough dude today. He made that one throw to double coverage to A.J. Brown was bad in the end zone. That was a bad throw. That was a bad decision. But otherwise, he played winning football.

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He made the plays that he had to play, and he knows that he's got a running back that can do everything. Do you want to do that fight with him?

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I mean, the script writers went off, especially for this show. God is an AWL. I think we can all shout out the G man.

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Oh, let me guess, Nick, did you, after Saquon Barkley ran a 74-yard touchdown pass, did you look into the camera and point at it?

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It had to be said. I want you to come and look at my notes after this just so you can see that I literally had it all written down.

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The Jalen Hurts, like people are going to shit on Jalen Hurts. He does what he's supposed to do. And yeah, there'll be moments where he has to make some more throws, but he was clearly hampered by both snow and injury. Is he going to be okay?

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You said a lot of things. So you want the commanders at their best. Will you apologize for the Brock Purdy injury?

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Wait, let's save this for after we talk Bills-Ravens. I want to light preview and we can set the stage for you guys. Because I want to do that. We should talk real quick Rams. First of all, Jared Verse. I love when people talk shit and then back it up. He backed it up. He had a great game. He said that he hated Philadelphia fans. That was awesome. Uh...

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I think the arrow's pointing up for the Rams because they did flip this roster very quickly, but Matthew Stafford's not getting any younger.

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Like, this is a tough— I mean, Cooper Cup— kind of disappeared at the end of the season. He's getting a little older, too.

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They stayed in this game. I mean, it was a nerve-wracking game. I mean, even the sack. Should we talk about the overalls? What's the plan? So for people who didn't watch the stream, we had a couple things working, mojo-wise. Obviously the Rams were my pinky team. I may be done with the pinky bet because that was the most I've been afraid.

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uh oz the uh mentalist i haven't seen you do that no try try creating a vagina out of a rib dude can't be done uh all right yeah i don't think anyone expected uh that little tangent number one sports podcast yeah we're talking ribs and vaginas all right chiefs 23 texans 14 Oh boy, there's a lot to talk about here. I have this as my two things can be true game. Yeah.

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And I know people are like, they're two games away from the Super Bowl. The idea of the Rams being able to host an NFC Championship game and then if a pinky team ever gets to Super Bowl, I'm going to shit myself. I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm going to be a wreck.

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True. But there's just no upside. The moment when I had to explain it to Coach Gruden and he was like, what? It really stuck to me like, why do you do this? Listen, I'm not going to make any rash decisions after successfully keeping all 10 of my fingers for another season. It's an emotional season, a long season, like Dan Campbell said.

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That was insanely stressful. I think, Max, you felt the stress on me. So we had two things. We had the TV broke in the gambling cave in the first quarter, and they had to reset it, and I pulled up my phone. And as I pulled up my phone, Jalen Hurst ran for a touchdown. And after he ran for a touchdown, the TV came back on, and Jake Elliott missed an extra point.

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So for the rest of the game, I was basically playing a game of should I watch it on my phone, should I not? I went and took a shit and watched it on my phone, and the Rams went three and out, and I was like, there's something about this phone. And then we also had Max overalls. He had a sweatshirt on over his overalls. We flipped a coin to see if he should do overalls or not.

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He probably also was just watching our Twitter to see if we tipped our hand on what angle we were going to use.

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The first thing can be that the Texans got absolutely screwed by penalties. And the second thing that can also be true is the Chiefs deserve to win this game because they outplayed them in special teams and they made big defensive stands and they made... big plays to Travis Kelsey, and as much as it sucks, it's like, yes, did the Texans get screwed? Of course they did.

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Good. Good. Fact. Okay, we are going to talk about the matchup in a little preview of what's coming this week. But let's get to the last game before we do that. Bills 27, Ravens 25. Wow. This was an awesome game, and this is another two things can be true. Lamar had an incredible drive at the end of the game.

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Mark Andrews is having probably the worst night of anyone in America right now because he not only fumbled, but he dropped the two-point conversion. Lamar had two turnovers, and he hasn't had two turnovers all year, and he now has four games. Four of his eight playoff games has two-plus turnovers. I don't want to do the, like, Lamar sucks and Lamar—because he doesn't suck.

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This will obviously be the narrative coming out of this game, is playoff Lamar can't get it done. And while it's very reductive to say that, because I still think he's one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL, you can't... He didn't play his best. He actually had his worst game probably of the year because he had two turnovers, and you need your best player to play his best in these games.

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Yeah. But it sucks for Lamar because, obviously, you have all this season where you were incredible. I mean, he had four interceptions all year, and then he threw one. And I know that was probably miscommunication with Bateman. But the fumble led to points, and they were playing from behind the whole game.

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He put them in a spot where it was not great for the Ravens, and especially a team that likes to play from ahead and run the ball. I also do think that that two-point conversion, the first one, That one kind of didn't make any sense because they ran right down the field and then they passed in the two-point conversion.

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The... The thing I'll say about the Bills here, so the reason why I like the Bills in this game, bet on the Bills this game we talked about on Friday. If you thought the Bills-Ravens first game was going to be just a replay for today, you just weren't paying attention to who the Bills had back on defense. And the two of the biggest plays in the game came from two of those guys.

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Matt Milano tipped the pass on the first two-point conversion to keep it a two-point game. And then Bernard, who didn't play in the first game, had the game changing fumble on Mark Andrews. That was really like that was that did change the entire course of the game because I don't know what the Bill's plan was. Obviously, you win and just survive in advance.

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They had a very weird offensive game plan where they were just very conservative, and they didn't let Josh Allen just be Josh Allen. It was a lot of dump-offs, running the ball a lot. Maybe they saw something. They were like, we can control the game this way.

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But I thought the second half for the Bills, they were just trying to hold on instead of just taking it to the Ravens and finishing that game earlier.

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The roughing the passer penalty in the first quarter that led to a field goal where... That one was kind of like, you can't even put yourself in a position where you're going helmet to helmet on a quarterback because you just know that's probably going to get called.

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Also, Josh Allen, statistically, it wasn't like he lit the world on fire. They really didn't try to go deep often. But he's such a weapon when you get into goal line where he had those two touchdown runs where it's like you get within 10 yards and Josh Allen is going to just pull you over a couple times.

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And I do think they're going to have to let him be himself more against the Chiefs because you just can't expect to beat Patrick Mahomes in his house unless Josh plays out of his mind, and I think he has that in him. But it was the Bills. Their defense stood up.

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Besides that really long Ravens drive, they had a really good plan for Derrick Henry, and they weren't going to let the Ravens run it down their throat. You could see that from the very jump, That was their plan. They're like, we're going to have to let Lamar beat us with his arm, which he did a couple times.

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But for the most part, the plan worked, and they made the big plays when you had to make the big plays. They got three turnovers that changed the game.

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Yeah, the Bills defense stood up when they needed to stand up and the Bills keep going. By the way, we should mention also the DPI call at the end of the first half was bullshit. Ravens fans, similar to Texas fans, you have a right to be upset about that.

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I thought the one that happened, I think, in the third quarter, the unnecessary roughness where the Texans hit each other and Mahomes slid underneath them. That led to a touchdown. That one was absolutely bullshit. And if you're a Texans fan, you have every... You probably weren't going to win the game because you didn't execute in the big moments and especially special teams.

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Also, but if we're doing fairness, the Deion Dawkins hold call was bullshit and that was when the Bills were driving and they immediately had to punt after that. The only person who thought the DPI call was a good call was Tony Romo.

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Let James Cook. They're trying to impose their will. Imposing their will. They're imposing their will over and over.

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But yeah, the Bills are a tough team. I don't know. The Chiefs are fucking going to win. I don't know. We need the Bills. They can't play conservative like they did. It did feel in the second half because they had the perfect first half. They go up 21-10 before halftime. They get the ball, and it just felt like they're like, hey, we're just going to hold on here.

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I will say, Sean McDermott, I did like – I know we've had a lot of discourse about being aggressive, trying to win the game. I thought that was the right call to kick that field goal with four minutes left because it was a long two. If it was one –

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Maybe you do the push, but with two and to be able to go up eight and exactly what happens, the Ravens have to go down the field, score, and then get a two-point conversion. At the moment, I was like, I think you've got to kick the field goal here.

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We pre-taped the ads. I had to piss. We were going to take a break. What are you going to do? He's not using the sink. What do you want me to do? I had to piss.

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What do you mean you didn't want to hear the sound? I was still talking during that. I was following along. I had to piss. So what's your take on it? Buffalo is trying to be a city of winners. They're trying their best. They're trying their best to be a city of winners. There's a better way than I put it, but I concur. They're on their path to trying to be winners.

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But if you're a Texans fan, you have every right to bitch about that for the next week straight. Like, I'm talking... video replays, slow-mo replays, replying to every Chiefs tweet, just being upset. You have every single right in the legal court of the internet

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Yeah, one has huge tits that they show a couple times a year. And a weird one. The other likes beef on wagon wings. They're sisters, though. Yeah, Buffalo's got a great personality. Right.

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Have you guys thought about that possibility? Because obviously if either of you goes against the Chiefs, America's going to be on your side. I'm taking it one game at a time. We'll be on your side too.

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If it was Bills, Eagles, I'd root for Josh full-throated. If it was Bills, full-throated. Yeah, I said it. I mean, listen, we get accused of it, so why not just come out and say we do it? If it was Bills, Commanders, I think I would just take a step back and be like, well, there's a positive one way or the other.

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I know, but then I said I hope you don't get to the Super Bowl. I said it would be bullshit if you got to the Super Bowl. I didn't really think about what would happen if you got to the Super Bowl because then it's like one of the closest people in my life to have a ton of happiness. I think I'd have to be like, yeah, I want Josh Allen to win.

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No, I think if you went to the Super Bowl, PFT, I would be rooting for you because it would be fucking awesome for you. I'd get back to probably being bitter about Jaden Daniels, but I'd be happy for you.

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I don't know about that. Let's wrap up this game. Ravens, what do they do? I don't know that you'd change anything. I mean, they're starting to get to that point of, like, What's happening?

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Yeah, you still have to keep going because you have Lamar Jackson and your window's open as long as you have Lamar Jackson. But this is now, how many years of Lamar Jackson being one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL? I wonder, last year probably hurt more. Yeah. Because they were favorites at home against the Chiefs, and they lost.

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Yeah, because they were playing. I mean, you know, they beat the Steelers. They kicked the shit out of the Texans down the stretch, and it felt like everything was clicking at the right time for them. And, yeah, they go back to the well. Hey, go back to the well. That's a tough one. We're going to try to get Stavion, so maybe he can answer that for us. I feel bad, but I'm going to have to ask him.

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Right. And they would have and they would have both quarterbacks had stat like Lamar with the turnovers and Josh. They didn't really stretch the field and they didn't let him be himself. So they both whoever lost was going to have to answer to it.

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Okay. Let's take another break. When we come back, let's talk national championship and also a little tiny first thoughts about the championship Sunday coming up.

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But that's actually way worse that you've had only low points and this will be the lowest point. I mean, the Super Bowl, Max. But I think this might... No, this is worse. The Super Bowl was the opening of a window and you lose to Mahomes and as much as it sucks, it's Patrick Mahomes. He would have to look at you every single day

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Pretty much for the rest of his life because he said he's only going to live to 45. And that will be in his head every single day.

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Right. I saw that stat. That stat was bullshit because not only did the Chiefs intentionally take a safety and lose, like, 27 yards at the end of the game, which would have made that not a 100-yard difference, the Chiefs also had 110 yards of kick returns. Yeah. Which, I mean... you could win a game... Well, most of them were on that first one, yeah. Yeah, well, it's 64.

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For PMTV, we should do some kind of competition where Hank and I versus Max at PFT let them get maybe closer as friends. Yes. Get him on the same team.

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They had some other good kick returns. Like, you could... Theoretically, you could have a 99-yard kick return every single time and win a game with four yards of offense. Yeah, that's true. So that stat was misleading. I... The Texans just have a right to be upset, and I don't think that's what... They'd screwed up the game in so many other ways.

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Well, no. So memes. Yeah. That's... We were talking about it before, and if the Eagles go to the Super Bowl— I think you will be able to regardless, Memes. Yeah, you might be able to regardless. I got to do the podcast. If the Eagles go to the Super Bowl, Max is going to go to the Super Bowl, Max?

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So Max is going to go to the Super Bowl, but we will not stay in New Orleans because we can easily have Max zoom in after the game. If the Commanders go, PFT is going to go to the Super Bowl, and we can't do a Super Bowl show with PFT and I both on Zoom. So I'd have to stay three extra days in New Orleans. And I want to kill myself just thinking about that.

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No offense, New Orleans, but I also like... I'd like to see my kids. Why don't you just fly back and then fly back? That sounds even worse.

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I actually was thinking about. That's fine. Anybody. Anybody. Anytime. Anywhere. I was wanted to root for the commanders. And then I because I want to see Max sad. But then when we mapped out the plans, I was like, wait, what? We have to do to Monday. And then I'm going on vacation on Wednesday. So I basically just wouldn't see my kids for two weeks. Now it's suck a lot.

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I know. I just wanted to throw it out there for the listeners. The listeners might want to know who the three of us are.

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I might switch, too. I might try to figure out how to just not go to New Orleans until the Super Bowl.

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Mm-hmm. Man, this is going to be fun. House money. This is going to be fun. Yeah, I wish I had house money.

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Yeah. I think the exact same thing I thought before the Lions-Commanders game, and I ended up betting the Commanders. No, I didn't bet a money line, but I bet them eight and a half. The Eagles are a better team. Jaden Daniels is special. Like, I don't. If they play this game 10 times, I think it's 5-5 because I think Jaden Daniels just does something.

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Not to mention, like, the special teams, that was atrocious. And we said it when it was happening. Kaimi Fairbairn, he looked like sub-zero.

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If you give him the ball late, he's going to do something special and he's going to beat them. So, yeah, on paper, Eagles are way better. Most talented roster in the NFL. They don't have Jaden Daniels. It just keeps sticking in my head. They barely beat him with Kenny Pickett. But it doesn't matter. There's something going on. The Eagles dropped a pick at the end of that game. Didn't they?

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Yeah, you can't wear that much cold-weather gear and, like, exude any type of confidence for your teammates.

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Yeah. I think I've also realized that for logistics standpoint, I think I want the Eagles to win the NFC Championship. If the Commanders win the NFC Championship, I think I am going to be rooting for the Commanders in Super Bowl because I'm going to have to stay an extra three days, and I want it to be worth it.

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I don't know, dude. Again, it comes down to like you actually like that you're there and it's like your ultimate happiness. I would I'd be I'd be bitter about Jane Daniels, but be happy for you. And I also be like, at least we stayed for you to win. Yeah. Because if you lost, I'd be like, fuck, why'd we stay?

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Hank is basically what I'm telling you. I'm ready for double misery bills. If you get to, I'm not with you next Sunday, but if you get to the thing, win the whole fucking, but no, actually that's what I'm, that's where I'm at. If you get to the Superbowl, you fucking win that whole thing.

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PFT win the Super Bowl but also I have this fucking stupid like the worst case scenario here is you is is the Chiefs just win I would also say and that's what's gonna happen and it's like we go and we go to the Super Bowl and we have to stay and then that's that's pod misery yeah so that's why I'm like I will be rooting for you I'll also say that if we get to the Super Bowl if we're lucky enough to win the Super Bowl

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I'm going to probably I'm going to probably I'm probably going to game of the year at the commander's money line to try to make that extra three days in New Orleans worth it. I don't hate it. Yeah. I might have to do that because I might just be like, fuck it, I'm going all in with you. Like, if you're going to be miserable, I'll just join you. Memes also has something to say.

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Misery is always number one. Sickos and perverts love it. But we don't know. No, I think we know. That's how the internet works, memes. You are a student of the internet. You live on the internet.

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I mean, Ohio State's the better team. I feel like it's one of those things where like Notre Dame two out of 10 times maybe could win this game. They got to get Will Howard to turn the ball over.

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Yeah, and Riley Leonard's going to have to play perfect. But it could be there. Get him into a tight game. Let Marcus Freeman out. Coach Ryan Day. I just, I'm worried about Notre Dame's rush defense. And, yeah.

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And the problem with Ohio State, like obviously everyone knows Jeremiah Smith, and they got dudes everywhere, but like their defense, their defensive line is so nasty, and they'll just be able to get pressure with four and be able to play coverage. And Notre Dame doesn't exactly have like – they don't have a Jeremiah Smith. That's really what it comes out.

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They don't have a difference maker on the outside, although Faison. Yeah, he's quick. He could do something. It's probably Ohio State. But yeah, the college football season goes on too long. Also, we talked about it with Booger, so if you want a full preview.

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do it earlier yeah like there's a there's spots in the schedule where they could just be like hey we're gonna play a game instead and now the the college football national championship should be like january 10th at the latest yeah that's that's what it feels like make week zero week one or just get rid of the conference championships and start the playoffs yeah that's really what it is just give the conference championship to whoever the home like whoever would have won the home team seating for the conference championship

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Also, there's an entire week between conference championship week or two weeks between conference championship week and the playoffs.

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yeah and we were like sharing there was there's a bunch of clips of like people sharing videos from aircraft carriers and shit yeah not great so tiktok back tiktok's back i think they said they're they're doing like a 90 day uh extension and then it might be banned again but there's just no way that it ever gets banned

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everything's out there tiktok though congrats everyone who makes a living on tiktok because that would have sucked for them yeah like there's a lot of people who are probably freaking the fuck out yeah there was there was there was real tears going on yeah yeah also do you see snacking girl came back i did see that was great awesome that was great she did the snacking oh she ran it back yeah she's like this might be the end here it is one last time yeah all right pft year who's back

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All right, my who's back. I got two. The Dodgers, they signed another guy who's going to be incredible. Two of them, Tanner Scott and Sasaki. They're just really fucking good. I don't really know what else to say.

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Yeah. She said stay tuned for some wild conversations about transgenderism and abortion at USF. Great. Awesome. That sounds fun. I saw it because someone quoted it and was like, her face looks like when you eat mushrooms and you look at yourself in the mirror. I thought that was funny. Yeah. All right. I'm glad she's back. Welcome back. Okay. Good show, boys. What a week we got coming up.

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Yeah, this is... I mean, you're not in a... Like, you just need the game to kick off. Because you're not... You're not in exactly a... I'm going to say that you versus PFT in a battle of words, wits... I'm cooked.

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Yeah, but everyone will give you support to feel like you can fight a fight, and then, like, the backup is Connor Griffin.

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Yeah, and Carl Loftus was incredible. I mean, he was just wrecking them on big, big plays. The Texans, that fourth and ten that they ran where they weren't really set, didn't call a timeout, that was an enormous play, and it just felt like... Outside of the penalties, which were egregious, the Chiefs did what they do.

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That's probably not going to happen. Yikes. I know. Who did you think you were making that deal with?

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this is the universe's plan then you're kind of okay with it we did establish that god is an awl so maybe you can tell him right now like hey dude i really need you to get osu to lose so lions are obviously second behind michigan football yes yeah yeah man that was really sad coming out of your mouth dude because like osu's probably gonna win and then you're gonna have lions lost and then

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That's a hell of a cope that he's in right now. You went to bed on Saturday night, and you're like, well, at least this probably means that OSU is going to lose.

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All the bad things can happen. Oh, man. All right, I'm rooting for Notre Dame now, for your sake. Thank you.

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They execute big-time situations like that throw to Travis Kelsey where Mahomes was completely parallel to the ground. Those type of plays, the big third downs. I do want to say, so Russell Yerke, Troy Aikman, shout out Troy Aikman.

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Because I like that he has just basically, I don't know when it happened, but he essentially is just like, I'm going to be brutally honest all the time and say, fuck it. If he watches a bad football game, he's going to tell you it's a bad football game. And his point on Patrick Mahomes was spot on.

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That Mahomes, as great as he is, and he is the best, right now in the NFL, he's going for a three-peat, which has never happened in the NFL before. His thing where he lets up on purpose to try to goat players into hitting him is bullshit. It's bullshit. It's so hard for defenders to hit a quarterback in today's NFL. It's essentially impossible.

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Yeah. Yeah. All right, this has been awesome, guys. I got one last question. It's a Roback question. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com, promo code TAKE. 20% off your first purchase, Roback.com, promo code TAKE. This is a good question because you guys are obviously in different spots during the game. Kyle, you're in the dugout. Tyler, you're out in the bullpen.

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If there's a brawl, what's your move when you – I love the – when the bullpen runs out, it's always so funny because you guys are always so late and it's just like it's already over. But what's your move? Are you trying to brawl or are you just going and just trying to separate things? Have you been part of one?

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All right, so Scotty Scheffler, incredible. So I was thinking about it. Do you think there's probably a few guys out there who timed their nap Where they never thought this tournament was ever in doubt. Because they basically timed their nap and fell asleep in the middle portion of the day when Jon Rahm tied it. And then they woke up and Jon Rahm was like six shots back.

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Yeah, that's the best bachelor party. So when you're with your boys and there's not like a, oh, let's go out to this bar and then everyone gets separated. It's like just the boys hanging.

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Do you think you represented us well? Like they walked away from it being like, Max is a cool guy. Those guys are awesome.

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All right, so we should see how this video does. If it does well, maybe we'll run it back for another punishment because it seems like it was good time and it was good time for the AWLs. Yeah, no, I think it was good all the way around. That's awesome. Good job, Max. Yeah, love my boys.

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And you're like, oh yeah, I knew. Perfect nap. There was no... Knew the... Scotty Shuffler was going to run away with this.

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What do you mean? I walked in today thinking that you were going to be on crutches, and you didn't have a limp. I know. That's good. I wasted thoughts and prayers.

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Yeah, but it's tight. Also, Jerry, and I want you and Hank to put a cap on this series, but just as an aside, my feelings were hurt today, what you did to me. That was fucked up.

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Yeah. So for the AWLs, this is what Jerry thinks of you. He's thrown us to the side. I was texting with PFT and Jerry, and I was like – Jerry said, hey, can I get Titus' phone number? And I was like, yeah, no problem. I made a light joke being like, no problem. We'll have Josh Duhamel on to talk about the Nexus series. We don't need you anymore. I mean, we would take you, but we don't need you.

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You've just gone on. And then I said, hey, can you come on tonight to a final blow to Hank? And no response. No response. And then I put him on. No, hold on. Hold on. Then I put him on a text with TJ, the producer of Mostly Sports, being like, hey, TJ, here's Jerry. Jerry, TJ, you know, we're family here. Want to make the connection so that Jerry can go on Mostly Sports.

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Jerry responds to TJ instantly being like, whenever you need me. Still no response on the text with me and PFT. And then I texted PFT on that text chain. I was like, Jerry's responding to another text chain and not responding to us here. It's hurting my feelings. And then like an hour passed and he responds again to TJ and not to us.

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It's in the middle of a parking lot. I don't know where the fuck he is. I love that he's always got his car behind him. Yeah. We just lost him. All right, what were you saying?

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When that hotline rang... But it happened twice? It happened twice, and there was multiple texts that he didn't see. And also, he was replying to TJ, wow, wow, I sent... He replied to TJ, then I sent another text he didn't see. Then he replied to TJ again.

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interesting just an interesting point of fact i feel very vindicated that we rooted against rory for the masters after he didn't talk to the media any of the days that's that should be illegal you have to talk to the media we do how are we going to do our job yeah listen we we are actually the reason why the why professional golfers exist yeah is us talking about the golfers yeah that exist

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Man, it's crazy. Jerry, do you want to participate? This is the end of the show. You want to participate in numbers?

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third major we also have a really fun interview with kyle stowers and tyler phillips from the miami marlins they came into studio uh last week awesome dudes a little baseball talk i think we're gonna hit everything we're gonna hit all the sports today let's see we got hockey baseball basketball golf horses horses we'll have to talk some football we'll figure out some football

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I love watching Scotty when he's the man. It also just like from a personal perspective, the fact that like he's intimately knowledgeable of Stu Feiner just makes it even better.

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The most relatable dad moment because I remember once I was in a car with my kids and they were screaming bloody murder and I got one of them to stop by just handing them a bottle and they were just playing with the actual empty bottle. That was Scotty Shepard being like, dude, notebook, hat, those are your toys for the next three minutes. You got this.

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i've done that before but with remotes where i'm like here look at this remote and then they just pick it up and start hitting all the buttons yeah yeah remotes are are dicey though because then you just change everything on your tv yeah well it wasn't my tv so it was like free play yeah yeah but it was an awesome tournament hank did you have any thoughts on the tournament yeah it was awesome tournament for scotty it wasn't an awesome tournament in terms of like drama

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Yeah. And it was it was all I mean, we will talk about it with Smiley, but I was Scotty was was was in like seventh place and he was plus 250. And I was just like this. It's just it's almost like they knew Scotty's coming. Yeah. And there's nothing you can do about it.

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Remember I said I got a little hate for my take that Scotty had that moment in the Butler cabin where he was like, oh, it's on now? Because people were like, no, dude, he just wanted to get out of there and didn't want to take away from Rory's moment. I was like, this might be the fuck you tour from Scotty. Looks like it might be on. He looks pretty good. Looks like it might be on.

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Well, here's the thing. The other part with Scotty is he looks like he's 40 years old. He's 28. That's what fucks everyone up. He has looked like he's a 40-year-old man, and I don't say that in a disrespectful way. He's kind of got an air to him where it's like he's... He's 12 years younger than us, and I would call him sir.

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Right. He's only, yeah, 22 major starts. He's won three of them. Pretty crazy. So he's only, what's his age again? He's 28.

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Yeah. The young guns. Scotty has looked, yeah, he's had a man look about him. I don't know what it is. I think it's the beard.

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I guess... Listen, we like Scotty, friend of the program, current guest. I guess you can't ever say no, because if you had the same conversation about Tiger Woods in 2006, people would be like, no way. I don't know, but that's the truth. That was, that was, I think Scottie is, is, is a pretty safe bet that he, uh, I feel like Scottie has like five best friends that he gets fucked up with.

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And they're there. Those best friends don't even tell anyone that they're best friends with Scottie Sheffer. Like that's how, how good of like an inner circle he has.

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But you know what I'm saying? Tiger did kind of ruin the whole... Everybody's good. Everyone, no matter what, you're good to say that nothing will ever be bad about this.

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true plus 500 000 we would say yeah don't take that bet yeah this was his revenge yeah it was yeah nike put out an ad uh best golfer in the world question mark guilty pretty good ad pretty good ad um all right so that was pga do you want to talk about this game seven just ended oh florida florida toronto yeah yeah bad game seven you want to do hockey

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I feel like, though, even in the first period, the Leafs were kind of holding on. Whereas you saw the shots in the zone. The Panthers felt like it was not an if, just when. And...

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the Panthers are a better team than the Leafs and they are they just won a cup they played perfect hockey tonight this was about as perfect of a game seven as you can play doesn't help like Leafs fans dealing with this loss but I don't think you can this wasn't one of those Leafs choked haha Leafs choked seasons they played a better team and went to seven games and lost yeah Marshawn turns out was a great pickup by the Panthers yeah and then we also had the Stars what team let him go

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The Bruins traded him. We also had... He owns Toronto. The Stars, awesome. The Stars are very good. They finished that in six against the Jets. Overtime winner, which... Overtime winner to finish a series at home. What a moment that has to feel.

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Got to always do it. And now I'm... Outside of Carolina, no offense to the Carolina Hurricanes, but after watching them play against your Caps, I don't like watching them play hockey. Yep, that's fair. I'm very excited for Stars Oilers. That's going to be awesome. And I'm excited that Biz is going to get his life back.

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So we're going to have Biz on Wednesday's show to talk about the conference finals. Credit to TNT because they just let Biz do whatever he wanted. Before the game tonight, he had a candlelight vigil for the Maple Leafs, and he was lighting the Leafs, each candle, being like, got to get Marner going, light the candle.

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Locked in. I thought for a second Oldie might have saved the Leafs going down to Florida for game six. That was bullshit that they kicked Oldie out. Did they actually kick him out? Because he shook hands with the police officer.

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No, there was some bumping and grinding. Yeah, it's old school horse racing. They were elbowing each other. It's 1990s horse racing. Yeah, but journalism, like, it was so cool to watch the last, I don't know, 100 yards where he, it looked like he had nitrous in his ass. He was going in a different speed than every other horse on the track.

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Let's save that. Let's save that. Let's save that. Yeah. Why don't... Should we talk about Friday night? The boat? The boat? Yeah, that was crazy. That was Saturday night. The Mexican boat that ran into the Brooklyn Bridge. I think a couple people might have died. That was pretty sad. But Hank brought it up, not me.

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Speaking of bridges, Mikael Bridges plays for the Knicks. He does. And that was Friday night. And that's where the video is from. That was Friday night.

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Let's see how many things you can get. Empty the clip. Go ahead. Yeah, Joe Biden has cancer. Hope he's okay.

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I have... I think I'm addicted to WNBA discourse because that was the first game of the season, and... I've never seen racism thrown on both sides so quickly. First game of the season, everyone was just calling each other racist. It was fucking awesome. Racism everywhere.

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The only criticism of Kaitlyn Clark fouling there was that Angel Reese misses a lot of layups. She should have just let her shoot. She probably would have missed it, yeah. And that's my biggest takeaway from the Angel Reese versus Kaitlyn Clark rivalry, if you want to call it that.

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I actually feel bad for Angel Reese at this point, and it has nothing to do with how she's handled herself or anything. It's just simply... Kaitlyn Clark is so much better than Angel Reese at basketball that it doesn't feel fair.

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She had a triple-double. She's tied for the third most triple doubles in WNBA history, and she's played 50 games.

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Do you agree that, like, in a weird way, I feel bad for Andreessen, the fact that she wants a rivalry and she has history with Kaitlyn Clark, but it's nowhere near equal footing in terms of play, and it's, like, almost an awkward fit. Like, Kaitlyn Clark needs a different rival because this one is just not fair.

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Racism by everyone. LeBron congratulating Kaitlyn Reese and people being like LeBron. Kaitlyn Clark. Or Kaitlyn Clark, Kaitlyn Reese. Thank you, Hank. You're really sharp today. You're welcome. Thank you.

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LeBron congratulating Caitlin Clark and everyone's like LeBron's a sellout and then our guy white boy Rick saying Angel Reese can't is dribbling at her chin and then saying he's racist and I was like I love all this everyone's racist on both sides I do love Angel Reese getting all those rebounds off her own missed layups though yeah

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I can't remember the last story where we've had the equal claims of racism on both sides, and it's like, guys, we're talking about basketball. Yeah. It's like, what are we even doing here? But people have just gone nuclear, and it's just so toxic that I'm addicted to it.

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It's just White Sox versus Cubs. Okay. I mean, it is connected by a subway, but I feel like subway series is New York, and it's the L. They actually had a subway series this weekend, too.

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Yankees fans. Crosstown Classic. They tried to do a trophy. I don't think they have it anymore. The Crosstown Classic trophy, it was so sad. It was a hot dog? When both teams were not good, and it was like, they literally had a trophy, and it was just like, what is this? It should be the bean. Yeah.

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Yeah. By the way, Max, he's looking out Crosstown Cup. The best part about the Crosstown Cup is the tiebreaker would be who won it last year. So there was a year where there was no winner. It was like 3-3, but it was because the team had won it last year. They get to keep the cup. It's fucking so stupid. I love that. So stupid. All right, Hank, what else you got? I think it's time. It's time.

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I think we need to give the Knicks their flowers because I think that's appropriate because the Knicks... Shout out Knicks fans. They have gone through a lot of shit. They've seen some really bad basketball for a lot of years. I think there was a lot of weird gatekeeping going on on Friday night because Knicks fans were going crazy in the streets and like guys on billboards.

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This podcast is very much in favor of enjoying the ride. If you're a fan, you can't be like, oh, job's not finished. Job's not finished for the players. The players should say job's not finished. Jalen Brunson actually said that. They had a team meeting after game five after they lost in Boston being like, that was piss poor effort. Job's not finished. They didn't really celebrate.

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If you watch, they celebrated game four victory a lot. And then on game six, they didn't really celebrate that much after on the court.

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I would say the toughest in the fact that you had... There was two moments on Friday night where I was like, this... I mean, the game was over pretty quickly. But... Mitchell Robinson basically playing defense on the entire Celtics team on that one possession where he was just hustling his ass off. And then Josh Hart having a triple-double and diving for offensive rebounds when they're up 40.

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This Knicks team has grit. They have guts. They've done a good job with their roster, making the moves they made. And Jalen Brunson... And I'm sure Knicks fans, I would love for you to chime in and tell me if I'm close or where I'm at. What do you got, memes? What are you pulling up? Langston Galloway, Alexi Shved, Andre Bargnani, Lou Amundsen, and Lance Thomas. Knicks fans have been through shit.

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This franchise has been a joke for a long time, and New York cares about basketball. So them celebrating the way they did, I'll actually say, you know what? My only critique of New York on Friday night, you didn't go hard enough. You should have gone crazier.

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Well, living in New York, you know that the Knicks – and it happens when there's split teams everywhere in the city, like New York, where there's Mets and Yankees fans and Jets and Giants fans, but New York is the one team that everyone gets behind. You know what I mean? So the city does feel different when the Knicks are doing well. We didn't even get to see it. We saw a couple runs, but –

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Knicks fans, do not apologize for anything. Go as crazy as you want to go. Fucking talk any shit you want to talk. This is the whole point of playoffs and watching sports and watching Langston Galloway six years ago, seven years ago. This is the whole point is that you get these moments and you should embrace it and enjoy it as much as you possibly can.

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No, I remember I went to the Game 7, the Kevin Durant foot-on-the-line game, Bucs-Nets, and walking out of that game, there was a crossing guard who was a Knicks fan. He was just talking all this shit to the Nets fans. He's like, you guys fucking suck. And everyone's like, dude, the Knicks suck. He's like, I don't care. At least we're not the Nets.

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I have a question, though, and I'm sure, Memes, you could chime in, but I want to hear from Knicks fans as well. I think Jalen Brunson is already a top five Knick. I think it's not – I think it's – the list now is Patrick Ewing, Willis Reed, and Clyde Frazier. And then it's like, yeah, Earl Pearl and then like Mello is somewhere in there.

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Obviously, Lynn Sanity has a special place in Knicks fans' hearts. But I think he's a top five – he might be top four. He might be – the New York Knicks in the last 20 years before Brunson got there, they won eight playoff games. In the three seasons he's been a Knick, they've won 21 playoff games.

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And he's like, he's also, I think it's just like the undersized guard kind of thing that everyone can get behind. Second round pick. Second round pick. Dallas being like, no, we're good, which is still crazy. Went to a small school. Small school. Not known for basketball.

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Yeah, no, I think he's a top five Knick of all time in the three years that he's been there. And he's awesome, and he's the heartbeat of that team. And, yeah, they're fun to root for. And Tibbs is like, you know... He's tips. He had those guys in there with 10 minutes left of 40.

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Well, it is on TNT. So Reggie Miller will be calling the game. So we'll get a lot of that. It won't be the Stephen A. Smith show. So I think... I love this. I love the Eastern Conference. This is going to be bad blood city because these teams have legitimate real history. They played, I think it was like six times in eight years in the 90s.

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You had the John Starks headbutt of Reggie Miller, which was more of a Reggie Miller flop. You had the Reggie Miller eight points in nine seconds. You had the Larry Johnson four-point play. You had Reggie Miller doing the choke to Spike Lee. There's history between these two teams, so I'm excited. I think this will be toxic. People don't like the Pacers. People don't like the Knicks.

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I wrote down what you did on Friday night. It was crazy, man. For people who don't follow us on social, pardon my take.

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Yeah, he warned you. And then he went to do Hank is Bonnie Blue twice. Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips. And Lily Phillips.

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Bongie Blue. That's great. He hit Max with a stray. He had the graphic ready for Cat being in the Eastern Conference for one year and already being in the Eastern Conference Finals. On his personal account, he had, I don't know if you saw this one, PFT, he had the Tropic Thunder Ben Stiller holding Hank's decapitated head. Did you see that one, Hank? I did. That one was good. But then, Meme, so,

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We alluded to this when we were having dinner tonight, and we're like, we're going to have to discuss it. This one is crazy. This is just gruesome. Yeah, it's good. It's good stuff. It's crazy.

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Listen, Game 7s are great. Game 7 duds, I don't even want there to be a Game 7 when it happens. And we had two of them on Sunday. I agree with you. Game 6s may be more important. Did we have any Game 6s? That's the new Game 7. The new Game 6. Hank, what would you like to talk about first? Because we have every sport. We're literally going to talk golf.

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All right. And then I want to get to the video, but I have to question one thing, Mims. Yes. Because you were just taking shots, shots, shots. The Banner 19 one made no sense. What do you mean? The Banner 19, the Celtics 4-0 in the regular season versus the Knicks. What Celtics fan ever said was like, hey, we're 4-0 against the Knicks? Hank. He did? Yeah. But he raised the Banner 19?

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That was the only one that I was like, wait, what? But I guess you had context there because you take meticulous notes and you're always ready for this. So do you want to play the clip that you were in your bag? You did a compilation for Hank. Hank, did you watch this?

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Oh, okay. So now you're going to have to watch it like Clockwork Orange. We don't have to watch the whole thing. No, we got to watch the whole thing. Let's watch the whole thing.

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You blew it. What do you think about the Knicks? They're not going to go anywhere. Oh, I was wrong. It does feel like they're still away from the Celtics and the Cavs. Right?

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Oh, so that's it. That's it for the Knicks. Yeah. Listen, I didn't think the Knicks were going to be in the Eastern Conference final, but Hank – You never – let's talk about this from your perspective. You never led this series, and you also called this series over twice.

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What about when we started the playoffs, you said over under two and a half losses before the finals. You said take the under. You ended up having... Was that in one series or was that the full playoffs? Five losses. Five losses.

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Because I was wrong, too. I did not think the Knicks would be in the Eastern Conference Finals. They have greatly impressed me.

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Yeah. Good for you. What happened Friday night? Let's talk Friday night. Because somehow this series not having a single show night was crazy. We had Monday, Wednesday, Friday the whole time.

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No, we were talking about the Thunder and the Nuggets, and we were talking about this Game 7, and we were talking about Scottie. Let's wait. Let's talk about the Game 7s today. Let's talk about the Thunder Nuggets. By the way, I should have started the show. Parody is back. NBA Parody is officially back. This now with the Thunder beating the Nuggets in Game 7.

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Rebuild. Ish. Wow. That's crazy. You just hit the rebuild button. Ish. Probably. Memes. Make a graphic. He hit the rebuild button. Memes, how happy are you right now? How awesome was Friday for you?

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As someone who's been on the other side of one of those memes joints, they hurt, but it's also like a hat tip, like, you did your job, man.

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No, no, no. If the Knicks beat the Pacers to go to the NBA finals, it's not going to be, it's going to be like, yay. It's going to be a graphic. It's going to be a graphic.

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There are going to be – it's guaranteed seven different champions in seven different years in the NBA. And we also have the chance for two franchises who have never won a title in Indiana and Minnesota. I guess actually three because I don't think OKC claims any of Seattle's history. Well, Kevin Durant. Yeah, Kevin Durant. And then the Knicks – Last title was 52 years ago.

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So the second body blue hit the tower. I was like, Oh my God. I think it makes sense. I think we could have used all of the body. Do you have a body blue that you, you kept in the chamber?

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Is there any that you kept in the chamber that you would like to release right now? Because then people can see it and then hear this point in the podcast.

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Yeah, but you don't have anything saved? No. Anything that you were thinking about? Because you didn't even put this one on the main, the Ben Stiller, Hank Decapitated head.

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Hank, you look hot as pipe. I think he looks hotter as Lily Phillips. Hank, all right, spin zone time. Summer's kind of opened up. Doesn't matter. But summer's kind of opened up. Games were at night. You don't have to do the duck boats. Don't have to make any trips to the wood. Keep your hair. Extra golf.

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I bet you he doesn't have a sad couch. No, no. He's probably got an awesome couch. Yeah, his couch is probably fucking awesome.

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He's the man. Yeah, there's the old picture of him rushing to Grand Central to get free tickets from who is that?

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They're laughing. They're having the time of their life. This is why you lift all those weights, boys. This is why you stay up until 4 or 5 in the morning editing the podcast for this moment.

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All right, Max went too long. I have one last question. Just a thought starter question, then we'll do who's back in the week. We'll get to our interviews. So the Knicks fans going crazy was awesome on Friday night. I think the Knicks might be the number one city to proverbially burn down in a championship. And I was thinking about this.

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So, obviously, you could throw in the Browns or the Lions or the Bills, but those teams play winner sports. It's definitely different if you win... a Super Bowl like it just is versus winning an NBA or a Stanley Cup and it's nice out and everyone just takes to the streets. The only other one I could think of is the Toronto Maple Leafs.

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Right. It's obviously the same franchise, but it's not. So we're going to say three out of four have never won a title, and the fourth is the New York Knicks, who haven't won a title in 52 years. So parity is back, and it's just kind of cool because out of maybe a passing of the torch, SGA, Anthony Edwards, Jalen Brunson, Tyrese Halliburton, one of those four is going to win their first NBA title.

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But the Knicks might be number one right now of City to proverbially, but not actually burn down, but like just the most chaotic scenes possible after a champion.

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I'm now in the mindset of any of these four teams. I really do. I could see any of these four teams. I think the Thunder are probably the best team still standing. But if you flash forward and you tell me the Pacers, the Knicks, the Wolves, the Thunder all win the championship, I'm like, yeah, they're really fucking good. I think it's a good place to be. It's a fun Final Four.

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It really feels chaotic and awesome. And someone's going to have a championship for either the first time ever or the Knicks' first time in 52 years. Yeah. Knicks could absolutely win the title now. Yeah. It's crazy, the Cavs and the Celtics. You should have put that in there. Injuries, man.

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PFT laid the death knell when he was like, can we just fast forward the Eastern Conference to the Cavs and the Celtics?

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Only two media members. That counts. The booth is up. The booth is up huge. All right, let's do Who's Back, then we'll get to our interviews. We've got two great interviews, Smiley Kaufman talking more golf, and then an awesome interview with Kyle Stowers and Tyler Phillips from the Miami Marlins in studio. So it was great hanging with those guys.

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And by the way, just to put it into perspective, Aaron Gordon played in game seven with a grade two hammy, and if the Lakers were in this game, LeBron would still be two weeks away from coming back.

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Is that Olivia Munn? Yep. Nope. It's fake Olivia Munn. Olivia Morris, isn't it? So it's a fake Olivia Munn and a fake Lin-Manuel Miranda?

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We're about to hit summer. Memorial Day is the start of summer. So we're like seven days away. Are we on track? No. Oh, okay. Because that was your thing.

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Well, the Celtics. Because if we went through the list, like memes, your thing is to meme Hank to death. Check. Max, your thing is to freak out and make good content about getting tricked. I went to the bachelor party. Bachelor party. Check. Hank, Vanny Woodhead. On it.

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All right, I have two who's back. The first is Giannis because he did a Q&A. while everyone's wondering where he's going, and it was very funny because he was answering. I think Giannis, like, people were asking him very loaded questions. He was answering them honestly.

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Like, someone asked, out of all the cities you've ever been to, which city made you the happiest to be there, not counting your hometown? He said Florida cities. Mm-hmm. He said, what's your favorite city to play in on the road? He said New York.

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He said there was something else about, I think there was something with Texas or something, but he's basically just throwing red meat at the internet being like, here you go. And I think he's actually being genuine. Like, I don't know if he's doing this on purpose. Florida cities. Yeah. Florida cities. All Florida cities. All Florida cities. Even Orlando. It would be a good fit. It would be. Palo.

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It would be great. My other who's back is PEDs. Because did you guys see Brittany Mahomes? No. I did not. I did. Yeah. There's been some upgrades. Let me look at this. Respectfully. All due respect. Developing. Developing. Respect. All due respect. I think she's always been a lovely person. She's always been a lovely person. I'm just saying there has been some alterations. Good for her. Yeah.

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Yeah. The overused joke of the weekend online was, look at the weapons Mahomes got to play with this year. I like that. That's good. It's a pretty good one. Very nice lady. Yeah. Respect. Looks great. Always has. Also, the real PEDs is Jose Alvarado. Philly's closer got busted for PEDs. No. Big time bust.

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Yeah, they shouldn't have busted this guy. Yeah, no, we laughed over it, but he's like, ah, fat boy, I'm fucking fat.

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Ah. Okay. Got it. But I actually believe him that he was not trying to do it in a steroids way. He was just trying to get lose weight.

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Open and the Open Championship. You also can listen to him, The Smiley Show. He just did a live stream after the PGA Championship. And he was there in Charlotte all week, Smiley.

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I don't really know where to start other than Scotty Scheffler is just the best golfer in the world, and it feels like, maybe you can explain it to me, it feels like the gap is larger than we let on because obviously Rory and Xander won two last year, but it does feel like when Scotty plays his best, there is no one close to him. Is that a fair assessment?

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Yeah, as I say, it all fell apart for the Nuggets. It all fell into plan for the Thunder. I feel like this series was the Thunder growing up in front of our eyes because they had in this series, they had the Game 3 overtime game where it was like, ooh, is this moment too big for them? Then they come back, have the Game 4 and 5 wins, Don't close it out in Denver, Game 6.

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Yeah, there was that moment where Jon Rahm tied him, and it was like, oh, man, is this really going to happen? And then Jon Rahm completely melted down, and Scottie just kind of stayed steady throughout it. I want to go back, though, the start of the tournament, and obviously the odds don't tell everything, but I thought it was crazy because on Friday, I believe it was, I was looking at the odds.

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Scottie's in like fifth or sixth, and he's probably four strokes back. And he's by far the favorite to win the tournament. In the argument in the beginning of the tournament was like, look at these guys. They're not the known guys at the top of leaderboard.

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If you're one of those guys who came out and shot a 64 or 65 on Thursday and you're in the lead, are you the whole time thinking like, well, Scottie is four strokes behind and I'm fucked?

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And then even in Game 7, the way this game started, they were down 10 almost instantly. And you're like, uh-oh. Are they getting a little tight? Is this like a championship DNA kind of game? And then the Thunder, again, grow up. And that's a game where they play defense. I mean, it's insane watching them play defense. They are so good as a unit. Caruso... is such a menace.

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It is nuts, and it is Tiger-like. Because Tiger, I remember there was a year where Tiger, to win the Masters, was plus 150 or something. It's like, this is ridiculous. So I know this is a lame thing to do, but I do love to talk about it. Is Scottie officially on Tiger Watch? I know he's got a lot of things to do, but I saw a stat. 22 major starts. I think Tiger had three wins in his first 22.

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Sorry, Tiger had five in his first 22. Scotty has three. Scotty had more top 25s, more top 10s, and the same amount of top fives. I know I never thought when Tiger happened, you're like, it's never going to happen again. But it does feel like Scottie is, and maybe the competition is just harder because you see the guys that week in and week out are so good.

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But if you had to put a number on Scottie, if everything stays, if he stays healthy and plays for 15 more years, it does feel like he will be in that double-digit majors territory.

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There's a little bit... I know there's a lot of argument about fouls and all this. I enjoyed watching because I feel like Jokic and Caruso were going back and forth. They were both kind of being very physical. And I do think the Thunder have a little bit of the Seattle Seahawks. There's our football talk of they can't call everything. But Caruso... was such a tone setter and so good.

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Yeah, it is pretty crazy. So Bryson, you mentioned, I wanted to ask a question about that. Bryson, he gained so much from his drives, and he's bombing it so much farther than everyone else, but then it feels like his iron play was just all over the place and his putting wasn't there.

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Is there a fix for him, or is it like, no, dude, he's in the last six majors, he's been in the contention in pretty much all of them. It will happen again for him.

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And I threw out there on Thursday night, I believe, that he's so underrated. And someone was like, dude, he's not underrated. He's been all defense a couple times. And I was thinking about it. He is underrated because two franchises basically got rid of Caruso for nothing. The Lakers let him walk because they were cheap and didn't want to go into luxury tax.

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Yeah. Big time. All right, so I want to talk about the course real quick. Well, actually, no. What's up? Explain to me the driver saga that happened this weekend. They test 50 people randomly, their driver, and apparently Scotty used his backup driver, still dominated. Rory used his backup driver, was a baby, and didn't talk to media.

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I just feel vindicated that he didn't talk to the media because we rooted against him at the Masters. I feel a little vindicated. But what's up with the testing of the drivers?

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And the Bulls didn't get a pick for him, even though they should have because the Thunder, I think, have 7 billion picks overall. And Alex Crusoe is like – Thunder are great as a team, and Alex Crusoe just takes that defense intensity to another level, and they are so fucking ferocious defensively. And shout-out SGA because I feel like he grew up as well.

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So what I'm taking away from this is Rory had an illegal driver. He was a baby about it, didn't talk to the media, had to use his backup driver. That's why he sucked. But that also means that he had an illegal driver at the Masters. Asterix, he needs to still win the Masters to complete the Grand Slam.

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Who knows? The most nonconforming of his driver was at the Masters. At its peak. That's what I'm going to go with. He won the Masters.

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I got another question about the course because there was a lot of mud ball talk this week. Oh, Mudball. Mudball. So Shane Lowry, I loved his... He took it out on the course. He beat the course up. First question is, the story came out afterwards that it actually was a ESPN employee that was the one who pointed out that that wasn't his... He tried to claim... He wasn't trying to cheat.

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He went games 5, 6, and 7, 31 points, 32 points, 35 points, and he went game 5, 52% from the field, then game 6, 68% from the field, game 7, 63% from the field defensively. The best player on the Thunder stepped up his game when they needed him to, and they had their role players step up today. The Thunder are so good.

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You can just say, hey, I think that divot was already there. That's why my ball is half submerged. There was an ESPN bystander who was like, no, that's actually not true. That was your divot. If you were in that spot, would you report that?

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Don't want any smoke with MBS. So my real question, though, is, and you can maybe tell me that I'm wrong and you can spin on this, the complaints about the mud balls is like the softest thing ever. Like, come on, golfers. There's mud on balls. So you tell me how wrong I am that it's actually impossible to hit a mud ball.

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Because, like, this is one of those situations where I love watching the majors. I love watching golf. You know, there's times when, you know, if the crowd says something and someone flips out, I'm like, come on, don't be so soft. Mud balls, are they that hard? Is it that hard? Am I way off?

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that makes sense too, because I've always thought that the PGA championship has a little bit of like little brother going on where like, you know, they moved from the last one to this one. They also like, there was that one year where the scoring was outrageous and everyone was like, well, this isn't the U S open.

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They are such a good team, and I don't even know where to start with the Thunder versus Wolves because both defenses are just going to eat each other alive.

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So they're trying, they're trying to be a little bit more like the rest of the major. So maybe if it were another, like they're like, Hey, we gotta, we gotta make sure that they hit these mud balls.

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I got a question. So not only Shane Lowry beat up the course, but we also saw Wyndham Clark launch his driver. People were trying to say that that was the same as when Max launched his driver. If you watch, Wyndham Clark could have killed someone. Max did it in the most gentlemanly way where he tossed it up. The fairway where there's no one there. It was perfect.

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And he also tossed it where he was walking, which was efficient. Does the PGA say anything after these kind of things? Are they like, hey, man, you can't do that? Or do they just they're like, hey, emotions happen. What are you going to do?

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That was a good snap. Yeah, it was. Because I would be nervous that I wouldn't be able to snap it. If you're going to go for the snap and you don't snap it, that's a horrible moment.

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Well, I mean, the Thunder are a better team. They were a better team. And, like, you go back to that game three, like they – That's a game they could have won, should have won, and it could have been.

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I got a couple last questions. Jon Rahm, so we didn't talk about – I mean, he was tied at one point in this final round on Sunday, and then it fell apart. Do you think he – Watching him in this tournament, you think he's closer to being back? Or is it like, man, this was just another moment where things just haven't been going his way ever since he kind of went to live?

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I do give the Nuggets a ton of credit for even getting to Game 7 because I do think they were overmatched, and they have a lot of questions going into this offseason because you've got to get more help for Jokic. But Jokic, we love Jokic on this podcast. He's awesome. He could have played better this series. And I know that he needs probably a little more spacing and some more help.

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All right, I got one last question. Roback question. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Promo code TAKE. 20% off your first purchase. Cuses, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback has great golf gear. So go Roback.com. Promo code TAKE. My last question I'm going to give to Hank. Hank, do you have a question for Smiley about your game? Hank shot a 93 at a member guest on Friday. No big deal. Okay, Hank.

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But games four, he only took nine shots today. He was at the free throw line a lot. But game four and game seven, and again, this is all relative because... Jokic, even in a bad game, still impacts the game in a way that few people do. But I think it's fair to hold him to the standard of best player in the world.

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All right. Well, Smiley, thank you, man. We love having you on. Appreciate it. And we'll talk maybe U.S. Open or Open Championship because you're covering both.

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And if he was the best player in the world, game four and seven, he could have played better and they could have won this. We have 20 points today.

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Okay, we now welcome on two very special guests from the Miami Marlins. It is Kyle Stowers, Tyler Phillips, boys in studio. You guys have been in Chicago for what feels like forever, playing the White Sox and the Cubs. First of all, how's the season going? I know the record's not great, but how's the season going overall vibes?

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So you guys both got traded recently. You got traded last year, Kyle. You got traded in the offseason from the Phillies.

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So what was the moment like when they actually called you up? Because I love those videos. They're so awesome.

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did they do any like fun fun video i would just prank if i were the the manager i would do all pranks for all the videos just like fake them out be like we're sending you down just kidding we're sending you up yeah no they didn't give me the any any special video after after me they were starting to do like the call-up videos for guys inside yeah no it wasn't wasn't as special as the other ones what about you did you cry did you cry

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Yeah, because what would be the, like, if you do it and no one trades you, then you're just shit out of luck.

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Yeah. What's it? I always wondered this when in minor league baseball, like, is it weird? You're playing with your teammates and these are guys that are your teammates, but you're also competing against them every single day. Is that a weird feeling to be like, hey, I know we're all on the same team here trying to win games.

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But at the end of the day, like, I want to do better than you because I want to get called up before you get called up.

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No, I didn't say Jokic sucked. I said Jokic, if he's the best player in the world, he had two games in this series that if he had played better... they would have probably won the series. And again, he needs more help around him. I'm more saying like the conversation of Jokic is best player in the world.

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Kyle went to Stanford. Is he the smartest guy in the clubhouse? Are you? I don't know. Did you graduate at Stanford? I did.

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On today's part of my take, we've got a ton of sports to talk about. A lot of sports this weekend. We're going to talk about NBA playoffs. We had some duds in Game 7s. We had the Preakness, which was incredible. Celtics-Knicks are over. We're going to get our thoughts from Hank from Friday night. We got a great interview with Smiley Kaufman talking PGA Championship.

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Best player in the world can sometimes be like, I'm going to take over this series and win this series. Yeah, he didn't do that. And that didn't happen. He did not suck. Although game four, he sucked. He was like seven for 22. And again, I think it's the Thunder defense. They are so good defensively. And yeah, I mean, remember game one, because that feels like forever ago.

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Yeah. Yeah. Respect. Kyle, this is a dumb question because I'm assuming the answer is going to be it was fucking sweet. But how awesome was it to hit a walk-off home run? It was wild. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Had you hit one before in any other level?

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So when you hit it, did you go extra slow around the bases? I would take so long going around the bases if I hit a walk-off home run. It would take me like five minutes.

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That was a game the Thunder almost won in the you know, crazy heroics at the end. They lucked into that one, yeah. Yeah, so I feel like the story of this series is not as much as like, oh man, the Nuggets are right there. I feel like it's the Thunder grew up and like the demons of going through the wars in a playoffs and being a young team, they almost like speed ran it in this series alone.

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Yeah, that was his heyday. I have a dumb hypothetical for you guys, and this works because hitter, pitcher. I don't know. You probably didn't see it, but – Last week, Ryan Presley, the Cubs closer, had maybe the worst outing I've ever seen. He gave up eight earned runs, a walk, five hits, zero outs. So 25 pitches, zero outs, eight earned runs.

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I think I honestly could get an out before that because it would fuck you up so bad that I'm throwing 55 miles an hour, and you'd probably fly one out. Do you think that's fair?

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Yeah. So you think that I could get a single out in a big league game? And again, it's obviously not like I'm striking anyone out. It's just they would hit one to the warning time. Then you get three outs. Yeah. Honestly. Max has to do that against a AAA team.

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, we have a dingers-only league, fantasy league, where it's just home runs because we don't really – like fantasy sports are just confusing and annoying after a while, so we just do home runs. And loser has to pitch against a college team. Last year, PFT pitched against UIC. Did well.

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Yeah, I did drop a third strike, but threw him out after. Yeah, that was good. Pretty much a double play. How bad did your arm feel after?

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Because he was also, he had like the age thing where he was the oldest. Slightly older. Good birthday, yeah. Yeah. I was younger.

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Hey, we, we threw this out there to the brewers. Uh, and I know Kyle, you play in the outfield, so you can't probably do this, but Tyler, maybe you can. Why don't you guys do a hidden ball trick?

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Yeah, and it's really going to come down to... I think it's going to come down to the guys around him. Jalen Williams today was awesome, and that's what the Thunder need is the second guy who can step up. And Julius Randle has been awesome, so it's like the Wolves feel like they might have that. Did you guys see Jokic's quotes after? He had two that I really enjoyed.

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Have you ever successfully talked your manager out of not pulling you in a game? I love when pitchers do that. I think that's a Haas thing.

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How fun is it in the outfield for relievers? Because I feel like that would be really fun, like the guys just hanging out. I know, obviously, once it gets later in the innings, you're like, oh, shit, someone's up.

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One was he was asked how this offseason would be compared to last offseason. He said the next couple of days is going to be a lot of beer probably. Okay. Which, okay, that's relatable. There's a lot of beer. And then I really like this one. Because this happens with every team. When they lose, they get asked about window and all this stuff. They asked him if this team can win a title.

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Kyle, how many home runs are you going to hit this year? You have seven. Yeah, seven. I think so. You've hit two home runs in two separate games. So maybe we got to, I mean, keep doing that, but like spread it out a little too.

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It also helps that I have your phone number now because I might call you and do a draft video being like, hey, you want to play for my team? Kind of like what you guys did with Gunner last year. Yeah, right. You want to get on the team? Okay, so how many are you going to hit, though? Yeah. Make your pitch to us for the Dingers Only League.

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You do need to get – you need to be in – to basically be drafted in the Dinger's Only League is like somewhere in July you need to be in like the top 10 in your position group because that's basically how we draft is everyone just looks at how many home runs have been hit and we're just like, all right, that guy's going to keep doing that.

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And he said, we didn't. I don't believe in if stuff. There it is. They didn't win a title. You can't be like, can they win a title? They didn't win a title.

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The treats of games. Yeah, I take my kids to games, and it's just like I have to basically have a manager having a set plan for the game, being like, all right, first thing, we're doing hot dog. Third inning, we're going to do some candy. Fourth inning, maybe we'll mix in a pretzel.

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Yeah. But I really wish this game was better. That's all. Game seven. Scott Foster didn't do his fucking job. That's my problem. Game sevens, they need to always deliver. We don't talk enough about the bad game sevens. The bad game sevens are the biggest bummer. There were a couple bad game sevens today. Yeah.

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i want to be in major league baseball just for the ice just for the spread that's pretty sick it's like a golden corral every time you go to a different ballpark yeah i mean you always have options it's crazy how long after a game does it take you guys to like actually wind down and go to sleep is it like are you wired for a long time uh yes i mean pitching yes i don't know how you guys are can you play every day but but pitching once you're out there i mean you're

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Max, do you have any questions for these guys? Max at one point wanted to be a big leaguer. He played college ball at Hofstra. Matt Stairs of the CAA. No big deal. Do you have any questions about big league life?

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Although, credit to the Thunder, I want to say for anyone who had one TV, they did do a good job of making a no-doubter at the end of the first half and in the third quarter so that everyone could switch to the PGA Championship. That's for one TV, guys.

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I threw out a first pitch when we used to live in New York in the Hamptons, and that seemed like a pretty good summer league. Probably not very competitive, but it seemed like those guys were living a pretty good life.

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Yeah. That was pretty funny. Buzz is going to be dressed up like a guy from Yale. He wears like nine piece suits. Yeah. He's going to be sweating his balls off. It's going to be great.

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No, he's not. I'd say he dresses like a guy from Yale in the 1920s. Yeah. Yeah. Like a robber baron. Yeah. That contributes a significant amount to the Yale endowment.

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Well, there's one team that's in the play-in that gets to the Sweet 16 every year.

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Louisville is going to lose in the first round, and then UNC is going to make it.

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Yeah, we'll take it. We'll run. Yeah, we're good. Max and I were talking earlier about Villanova, and then if them firing Kyle Neptune would have actually made it more likely for Villanova to make the tournament.

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oh what you're a pushy you're gonna meet me out here and then you're gonna be the one to leave early i'm like dude i'm going home you guys are you guys are too fucked up for me no that's actually that's the most impressive thing you can do i think max i think it's way more impressive to go home for two hours take a nap and then come back than it is to stay out for 15 hours

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The power nap reset is something I don't think I've done that in 20 years. I really don't. That's something that you just don't do when you get older. No. You go home, you even think about your house, and you're like, well, that's it for me for the night. Sleep is death.

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I need that to be Cal versus Patino. Cal versus Patino. That's what America is hoping for. Kansas is a bummer to watch.

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They really are, because you're going to look at them and think, oh, wait, it's Kansas. Kansas is the tournament. Bill Self in the tournament. They're going to be a pain in the ass to watch. But Arkansas is not great. No. So I think Kansas is favored, aren't they? It's a 7-10, but I think Kansas is also a slight favorite.

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But you're going to see UConn in that second round. Everyone's going to be like, UConn. You're going to save yourself. Danny Hurley, he knows how to coach during the tournament. And Florida will kill him.

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And Memphis, what's the guy that they got? He scored 42, I think, in the tournament semifinals.

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I don't know where that game is, but I got a fun stat about Maryland. Okay. Queen, one of the members of the Fab Five.

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Crab Five. Yeah, that's what I said, right? You said Fab Five. First time I said Crab. The Crab Five. They have lost in every single game that he's made a three-pointer. So keep an eye out for that. If he makes a three early on, they're going to lose.

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If you're just betting on social media memes, I would say that You want Wisconsin to beat BYU, and then you want Wisconsin to lose to Duke.

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No, I think you want Wisconsin to beat Bama just so that Duke can be the one to beat you. If I'm just thinking about memes here.

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So Flagg, his injury is going to... I don't think he's going to play at all in the first two games. Doesn't matter. But then he's going to be back. Will he be 100%? Doesn't matter. I don't know. They're still very deep.

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Yeah, I have Oregon beating Arizona in the second round because that will be, I think that's going to be the Caleb Love masterpiece. Yeah. I think he'll go three for 21 for 14 points. I like that. I think that's where I like that. Essentially the Josh Rosen stat line of basketball.

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Got the brackets right here. Got a little ink under my fingernails, big cat. You hear this? This is a real life in-person bracket. I don't do my shit online. I hold it in my hands. Hell yes. Pen and paper like a man. Always.

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There's two other three seeds in Milwaukee. So who is playing in Milwaukee? Kentucky and Iowa State. I don't know. I think protecting a three seed is halfway down the list of stuff that's important for them.

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Why? I think they could. I think they possibly could, too. Phylon is my favorite player to watch in college basketball.

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But they did crush Vandy when they played earlier. Yeah. And then St. Mary's. I don't know anything about St. Mary's. Do they have an Australian guy this year?

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I like the bottom half of this bracket a lot. I like Illinois, Kentucky, UCLA, and Tennessee. I think those will make for, at the very least, very entertaining second-round matchups if they all win.

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Oh, really? Yeah. It's a rumor. It's a rumor. You got sources? No, I don't want to throw anybody under the bus. It's not throwing anyone under the bus? No, but it's someone who's in my inner circle, and we have a good relationship. Yeah. And so I don't want to go behind their back. I don't want to annoy the guy.

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You're not a man if you don't fuck it. I actually think that this is the best non-sporting.

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They were just saying like if there's a bunch of teams that they could play in that, you know, the slot that they were looking at, the 13-ish slot that they were putting themselves in, and Purdue was one of the teams that they said do not like that matchup.

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I don't want to talk about it, Max. Just rumors. He knows someone at High Point? He knows a coach. No.

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sporting event of the year just roll it up like this is yeah just roll it up and crank it yeah I think I think that oh Max is going through the hole oh you make a hole in your bracket you're fucking it that way you could I was thinking of just going like this you could also roll it up and then the bracket could fuck you true maybe just get a hold maybe make a paper mache doll out of it yeah Okay.

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Coach Cal, he could lose that first-round matchup again. That would be a game that Cal would lose. Pope, I don't think so.

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You know, Cal would lose to Troy. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Cal would lose to Troy. Troy would throw a zone at Cal, and he'd be like, what? I think Pope would not lose to Troy. Right. Pope might lose to Illinois.

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Here's my take. I think whoever wins the East winning it all. It's going to be Duke. Duke's going to win it all. Could be Wisconsin. Could be Bama.

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They were taking the same shots. I actually think that they were taking better shots in the championship game than they were on Friday. It's just that every shot they were taking on Friday was going in. Every single one.

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I'm into that. I'm in for that. But you know what I'm saying? I think that bracket reveal is the best sporting event that does not actually contain sports of the year.

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You were very nice about that. Wow. I just love looking at this bracket. Also, the NIT bracket just came out, Max. Oh. You're not in it. Sorry. What?

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I don't think you know about the crown. I know about the crown. The crown where they say that they're going to make NIL payments, but they don't actually make NIL payments unless you finish in the finals?

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You're fine with losing the crown? Then it must not be that important of a tournament. It's not that important. Okay.

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All right. SMU against Northern Iowa. SMU the one seed. Oklahoma State against Wichita State. Arkansas State against St. Louis. North Texas against Furman. Dayton. I like Furman in that.

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Oh, man. Dayton against FAU. Middle Tennessee against Chattanooga. Bradley against North Alabama. George Mason against Samford. I love George Mason's big band. He was fun to watch. Yeah. San Francisco against Utah Valley. San Jose State against Loyola Chicago. Sister Jean.

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You've got to understand how important the crown is. You don't get the crown. I left off one leg of the bracket. Then we have UC Irvine, Northern Colorado, Georgia Tech against Jacksonville State, St. Joseph's against UAB, Santa Clara against UC Riverside. The NIT.

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The boilers. All right. Like boilers, like a chef, someone who boils something, or boilers like an engine? Like an engine.

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I love that when you talk college basketball, you say it the correct Houston way.

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Well, you should say yes because we just say no. You're not allowed to. Yes. Okay. Would you kill memes?

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He's so bad. I wish they had given BYU a Sunday game. Just be like, let's put our chips on the table here.

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But Rory on St. Patrick's Day? True. I feel like that's good vibes for him, right? But isn't he? Northern Ireland also celebrates him. They do? I looked it up, yeah. It's not as big a deal, I don't think, because they're Protestant up there. It's St. Patrick's Day. That's a Catholic thing.

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I just feel like if it's a guy from a part of Ireland against a guy not from a part of Ireland, that leans towards the Irish guy.

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Yeah, she was great. She was awesome. What if Liv just decided to get into the college basketball playoff scene?

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What it is, it's just like a personal thing that you bring around. You just get blacked out. Yeah, it used to be just jungle juice in that cooler at the party. And then you have some of that. You never have to worry about cleaning out the cooler because you just make more jungle juice and it goes in there. But now, yeah, you've got your own Borg that you carry around.

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All right. Hank took one of my who's backs. Borgs? I was going to say Borg, yeah. Oh, shit. That's what I brought too, sorry. We should Borg.

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No, I just think, yeah, chairman of the Borg. Like that. My who's back of the week is Karen Reid. You guys remember Karen Reid? Yeah. So her trial is going to resume. I think it's going to restart. Hank, you probably know more about it than I do. Karen Reid.

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Hung jury? When you're all just packing heat. Yeah. I think that's it. Too many cocks. There was a lot of meat on the jury.

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Another murder news trial. There's a new OJ Simpson documentary, which I watched as well, which doesn't I will watch every single OJ documentary that they put out. I will learn nothing new. Every single one that I watch because I've already seen 20 of them, but I'm going to watch it if it's out.

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Listen, I don't like OJ. I've been very clear on that. OJ has been on my shit list for a long time, ever since he blocked me on twitter.com.

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Thought of me, yeah. I want people to look at OJ and their first thought to be PFT.

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Yeah. Well, no, it wasn't outside of jail. The deal was there was an alcohol brand, I won't say their name, that was asking us to pick him up from jail in a van. And do an interview in the van on the ride home from the jail in Las Vegas, Nevada. Like, his first interview out was going to be with us. And we're like, you know what? He's a murderer, so we're going to pass. Credit to us. Yeah.

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What website is the OJ auction on? Is it on inter slash slash slash slash escape?

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Because the internet was new too. Yeah. So it was like combining two very current things. Jay Leno got paid probably $40 million just for those jokes.

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Max, look up. Look up Dansby camera because there's a sick angle of Dansby Swanson. Oh, wait, that was fake.

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Yeah. And just made him answer all the hard questions. He's going to answer all the UNC-related topics that you have for me. This is classic Belichick. Yeah. I think he might have had something to do with it. Yeah. Well, he was on a beach. He was on a beach. We know that. Yeah, we do know that. Also, living his best life. Living his best life. Best life. Congrats. Athlete. Congrats, athlete.

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So we all scrolled past that and thought maybe it's real. This is so fake. It's very fake, yes. This is like MLB The Show. That's the show.

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I scrolled past it very fast on my phone, and I thought that's what he was talking about with the camera angle. Got it. I think it's real.

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I found a new kind of guy online on Friday. It's very rare that you find a new guy. But there's been like a conspiracy out there for a while that sunscreen is actually what gives you cancer, not the rays from the sun. Oh, this is good. But that's been out there for a long time.

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So what they're doing is they're taking real highlights and then they're making it look more like video games so that kids will watch the highlights.

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Oh, yeah, tell me the new guy. So the sunscreen truth was they've been out there for a while. Then I found guys that think that actually this is a different sun. That we switched the sun out like 40 years ago, and it's the new sun. And it's worse? And it's worse for you. I have so many questions, though. One, where did we make the new sun? What did we do with the old sun?

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What year did we switch it out? And how is that person able to get through life without dying every single day getting hit by a car?

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I don't know. They drafted him. But it seems weird that they're waiting for Aaron Rodgers to make his decision if they were really that convinced that JJ was their guy, right?

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Apologize. No, it's a real highlight that they were like, if this looked like video games, then kids would like watching it. So let's just turn the real highlight into a video game. Apologize.

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But that's the airplane game I play with my kids. I'm not going to make fun of Coach Belichick for doing that. Congrats, Bill. Is she wearing headphones? In this?

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correct the big camera that's over top of everything it sees all the movement and then it feeds it into a little processor and it's like here the the idiots like hank out there will like this highlight more if it looks like we're playing the show well and when mlb the main account posts this and it doesn't have the little ai tag or anything and it just says i can't believe this replay why would i not believe that it's a real replay i'm very sad for the future of our society yeah well this whole conversation is

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Back to the bracket. UNC got in. So here's a stat that I looked up, because the bracket matrix, they track everything. They compile everybody, all the amateur bracketologists out there, which is such a funny science to study. They have 111 bracketologists, and they compile all their results. Out of those 111...

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So it's interesting you said that. I like the promo. It's maybe the best first four in the history, the long vaunted history of the first four. We got UNC in there. And John, just but a couple days ago, you were passionately making your declaration that UNC would not be in the first four. Yep. What happened? What's going on with it?

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Because I know that you talked to Bubba Cunningham, the AD from UNC. So what happened?

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27 of the 111 had UNC in the bracket and 111 out of 111 bracketologists had West Virginia. Yes. And UNC got in. They got screwed. I think there were one in 12 in quad one. Yeah.

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So you talked to Bubba Cunningham, the AD from UNC. What did he say? Was he just like, hey, wasn't my call? Did he try to defend it?

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I agree. I think we were talking about expanding the tournament. We said don't expand it. It's great the way that it is, but if you were, do it that way so you don't make the automatic qualifiers play play-in games on a Tuesday or Wednesday.

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I have a question for you, Big Cat. Why does the Big Ten insist on having their championship game as late as possible?

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Because it's so late that the committee is forced to ignore the results of the Big Ten Championship. Correct. No matter what.

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Ooh, I like it. Yeah, I like that a lot, too. I like it. So you think that Yale's coach is the most underrated coach in America, right?

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Okay. And then you got Tom Izzo over Bruce Pearl to get to the final four there. What's your thought about Auburn right now? Because they were dominant all year long. And then at the end, they kind of stumbled a little bit. You could write that off. Some people are like, yeah, it's the tournament. Doesn't really count conference tournaments. Not a big deal.

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So I think Louisville finished the season 20-2. Yeah. They were 14th in the AP, and they were 23rd in the net, and they got an eight seed.

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So you've got VCU over BYU. It sounds like you're not a BYU leaver. I'm not. I just came up with that. You can use that.

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Just like if you're thinking of an A-10 team from 2006, just toss in the name, I don't know, Tommy Spanninati. Oh, yeah. Tommy Spanninati? Yeah. Great all-time three-point guy. Not much off the dribble, but catch and shoot all day long.

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That is true. That's fair. I have a question for you because you are plugged in, John. And that's not a robot comment. You're plugged in. You talk to a lot of people. Grant Nelson from Alabama. What are we hearing about him? Because I think Alabama is a good team. I would still take them in the first two games without Grant Nelson, but after that it's probably going to be a problem.

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Yeah, I think this year there weren't as many teams that are pissed off. Like, obviously, if you're Indiana, if you're West Virginia especially, you have every right to be super pissed. But there weren't a lot of bid stealers this year.

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And Grand Canyon women's team got left off. Total snub. Why'd you... Well, no, they made the tournament. Of this one. Oh, this one. Yeah. Why'd you bring them up?

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Yeah. And when the coaches talk about the Rothstein text, I bet they're happier to get the text now that it's a blue bubble.

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No, no, no. So put it on the bonk list. She's a great coach. Put it on the bonk list. She's a fantastic coach.

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There was another part of the article that I loved and it talks about your wife and she said when it gets to March, he will literally walk around our place and repeat. This is March. This is March. I'm like, I know it's March. Just say it in your head. How many times a day do you say this is March to yourself?

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And I think that there should be a uniform. I'd say like 90% of the brackets are in the same format, but then you get some websites that try to get cute with it and they mix things around. The regions, they go south in the top left corner. They go west in the bottom left corner. East, top right, midwest, bottom right. That's how it should be.

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Yeah, that guy rocks. So, yeah, you mentioned Will Wade. We were actually just talking about Will Wade earlier today. Will Wade, any chance, if you're Villanova, any chance you're picking up the phone, giving Will Wade a call?

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Yeah. I mean, all this stuff that he got in trouble for is stuff that is actually legal, and it's an advantage if your coach can do those things well right now. They also have, I think, the best student manager of anybody.

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He's awesome. Good vibes from him. So you have Houston over Illinois. You got Illinois over Tennessee. Talk me through that one.

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Can you give us some names of guys that we're going to want to get to know from March, like guys that have the potential to take over this tournament and become household names?

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Yeah, it's one of those things where Louisville got fucked over by having a bad seed. So they have to play Creighton in the first round, which sucks for them. But also they get what would be two home games.

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But I think Big Cat's point still stands, though, which is Mark Zuckerberg, he's a person. He's a real person. Not like outside of the movie. The movie was about Mark Zuckerberg, but you can just say he's like Mark Zuckerberg.

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What about the Rothsteinism I suggested? I know that you don't take submissions for Rothsteinisms, but Danny Hurley, drinking piss. That's a good one right there. That's a really good one.

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Yeah, it's really good. It fits in with your thing. It's like old movies. Rothsteinism can't be Forrest. I know.

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Okay, well, I have one last question for you. John, some people have accused you. You're an insider. You work on the air. You're in media, but you weren't a coach. You weren't a player. Some people are saying that you can't diagram a flare screen. Can you describe a flare screen to us?

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And I'm okay with them throwing home a slam dunk at the end of it, hanging on the rim, celebrating a little bit. Yeah. I don't think it's that fucked up.

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Yeah, so Jamar, four years, $161 million, 112 mil guaranteed. He is now the highest paid non-quarterback in NFL history. Oh, he didn't give him seven days. He got the crown. And then T. Higgins got four years, two years guaranteed, worth up to $115 million. I don't know what the guaranteed money is on that. But he is now the highest paid wide receiver, too, in NFL history.

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Yeah, they're saying, let's lean into what we do really well, and that's offense. Our offense is fucking awesome. Let's just do more of that. And if you're a fan, that's exactly what you want. That's what you want. You don't want to have to revamp that whole thing. Also, you just don't want to piss off your quarterback. Right. And it seems like he's going to be very happy with what you've done.

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It also probably means that Trey Hendrickson will definitely get traded at some point, right?

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Well, that's not good for the listeners either. Now they're like, I wonder if they talked about something cool with the video.

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It's going to be worse. We're going to have a worse conversation than we did on the air.

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Yeah, that was all time. We were working on the El Camino out in the garage here. We hear a beeping noise. The garage door raises up. It's a dump truck backing in. Immediately, Oldie goes, hang on, I'll be right back. He runs over to the dumpster and starts loading the truck up with trash. The guy gets out, and Oldie starts hitting the gears again. To work the back gate of the truck.

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And the guy just looked at him and was like, at first, like, what the fuck? And then all he was like, it's okay, I got this. And then he just dapped it up. And it was all good from there.

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It's a Friday, long week for him. Oldie gave him a spell at the end of it. He appreciated the blow.

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No, it's all good. I think this is going to be a good year for the El Camino Oldie.

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No, no. No highways. Can't take it on the highway anymore. No. You know what? That's right. Ran out of gas on the highway one time.

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Yeah. Can't do it. Can't do it. I made the entire city of Chicago late for work. Yeah. Can't do it again. Stay on those safe streets.

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If you're the type of fan that gets online and says stay classy after getting beat by somebody. You've lost. You lost. You lost that argument already. You've lost. And there's probably a bunch of people that did the stay classy to Danny Hurley from Creighton that are now getting stay classied by UConn fans. Yes.

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If you look at San Diego's starting lineup, it's all 6'4", 6'5". I think they got one guy who's 6'8". And they don't really run. Their pace isn't big. So if they can force turnovers. But Michigan, the way they were playing against Wisconsin, that's granted also at the end of a Big Ten tournament run where every team's tired, the shots aren't going in. It was a horrendous game to watch.

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Yeah, it was not a fun game, but this goes back to what we talked about with Dusty May. It's like at the end of a hockey game in the playoffs, you're getting your ass kicked, start a fight, flip up the whole dynamic, and they got into a fight with Michigan State and played way, way better coming out of it.

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I like Saquon when he went to the he went to the side. I think he was doing a lot of walking and he saw one of the ball boys was just on the side and he grabbed him, pulled him over the stands. It was like, yeah, you're walking with us.

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Yeah, they're doing an act like you've been there before. If you win, you can do whatever you want. Also, isn't Kermit the Frog, isn't it one of those marionettes? So it's like always kind of hanging? True. Good point.

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That Broncos game. And you guys won that Broncos game, right? Didn't you?

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He had that one drive where it was like, okay, Kirk, go out there, and we're just not going to run anything from the playbook. Just do no huddle.

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Yeah, so in this article, he was like, yeah, I was not bullied. Bullying was never really what it was about. I think Jonathan Martin, he's had his fair share of issues off the field in the last 10 years. I hope he's doing well. He seems like he's at least in a space where he wants to clear everything up and try to move forward.

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There was a lot of stuff, a lot of meaning that got put onto this story that probably should have been it should have become like a wide cultural issue. Correct. That NFL players and fellow offensive linemen were talking a lot of shit to each other. And some of the stuff went like way over the line for sure.

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But like it was not ganging up and bullying one person and like driving them to the point of going insane. It was dudes shit-talking each other. And it became so much bigger than just that story. Like I feel like this same thing has probably happened hundreds of times in the NFL. Mm-hmm.

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And if anything, like a player might get like a one game suspension for conduct detrimental to the team or they might get fined and then you never hear about it. But it became a fucking Ted Wells report where you had like the FBI investigating it. And it just got it got insane.

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Yeah, do you walk around naked after lunch break with the other people in sales? You guys shower together? Yeah. Like 99% of football is technically bully.

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Yeah. The narrative at the time was like Richie incognito basically killed one of his teammates by being such an asshole. And it was not at all based in what the truth of the situation was. And it does suck for him that it took 10 years for this to come out.

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And so he's doing a victory lap as he should at this point, which is like, yeah, I was, I was painted as like the worst person in professional sports.

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Yeah, he was definitely made the face of it because Richie, everything that went along with Richie, it was like he was the easiest person to believe that could be a huge bully just on how he played sometimes. He'd always be like right up against that edge. So I hope he's feeling good today. I hope that Jonathan Martin's doing okay because it seems like he's kind of all over the map.

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There was a report from Pete Thamel, I think. on expanding the NCAA tournament. So he says that for the 2026 season, the tournament could expand and the likely option would be to 76 teams. 76 teams in the NCAA tournament. At first I saw this and I thought, dear God, no. 64 to me is still the perfect number. It's a nice clean bracket. I'm a simple man. I can divide by eight.

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I like looking at a 64-team bracket. Now, the only way that I would be okay with it if it was 76 teams is if you had the eight teams outside of the 64 that were all at-large bids. Well, that would be what they were. No, because sometimes you get the conference tournament winners. What do you mean? I'm saying like in the play-in games.

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Right, right. No, but I mean that we have obviously the Dayton play-in games. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they would do another site that was not on the East Coast. It would be somewhere out West for, I don't know, time zones. But – Yeah, if all the play-in games were at-large teams, then I'd be okay with it.

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A team that got their bid stolen, their automatic stolen in the championship game. Yeah.

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Right. Yeah, I just don't like – I hate it when they have the conference winners and they have to play in the playing game. That sucks.

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Wait, below the bubble? Are you inside the bubble or outside of the bubble?

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Right. I think they have the structure in place of an extension. It's like what the PGA Tour and Live keeps doing, where it's like we have an agreement to framework.

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PFT, your who's back of the week. My who's back of the week is Giancarlo Stanton. He's back on the injury report. He's going to start the season on the injury report. Might not play in the first game. He's got double elbow tendinitis. So both of his elbows are fucked up. That's what Blake had. So if he does play, he's going to be in a cone and probably sedated a little bit. But it is...

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Well, we got the Stanley Cup. Right now, as of the 2nd, we're still, and still, the best hockey country in the world. We got the Cup. They're not getting it back. That was an ass-kicking... Now... The NHL got it right.

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It's so perfectly Giancarlo Stanton to go into the spring training, Yankees feeling good about themselves again, and then, oh, yeah, he's still Giancarlo Stanton.

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Yeah. How many games has he played on this contract? Yeah, I think three or four. I mean, you can look at his highlights on the Angels, and it's when he slapped that fan.

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That means that it's in distress when they raise it upside down. I don't know. The gasp from the audience was very, very funny when they all realized at the same time, oh, shit, this whole thing's upside down. I don't know. Yeah. The discourse that I really like after the Auburn-Alabama game is people immediately saying, let's do this again three more times this season.

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If we don't get Auburn-Alabama four times total in college basketball this year, people are going to be very upset. And I think the schedule makers will do everything in their power if it does come to bracket time. Make sure that we have a strong possibility of seeing those two teams match up in the Elite Eight.

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Pug, you should do bracketology for the Big East tournament. Last four in, Seton Hall.

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Yeah, he's going to get into a lot of national sports podcast stuff, mostly about World War II. But, yeah. I think one thing that I saw that caught my eye earlier today was Calipari just yelling at people for – he was basically saying my team sucks. Yeah. He's not having a great time. He's having a bad time. He says, like, my team sucks. They're soft. I have to treat them delicately.

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This is me treating them delicately. But I need to get in their ass somehow so I won't be hard. It doesn't look good. It doesn't look good for Cal.

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I just want to say, for the record, you've got to beat the best. Anybody, anytime, anywhere. But yes, we should definitely take it. We should definitely take it. Are you paid off by Putin?

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Yeah, listen, you guys can miss football. Real ones misses football because we're married to the game.

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I was trying to think if we had one. Yeah, there's Greer, there's Biz, but he's going to be there, right?

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Of Luca. My favorite was when Shams was on SportsCenter the other day and they had a camera on him backstage when they were getting ready to bring him out to the desk. And it was like a tunnel entrance to an NBA game. The camera was like going around him 360 degrees. He was like shaking his neck out. They're like, we'll go to Shams in a second. He's getting pumped up to go out there.

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Then he goes out there. He sits down all fired up. He's like, League circles just can't believe what they're hearing right now. What is a league circle?

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Yeah, that would have been a much better trade. Do you think LeBron would have said no? They would have had to let LeBron know.

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It was the complete opposite of the All-Star Game, right from the first whistle. I think, were there three fights in the first ten seconds of the game? Nine seconds. That's awesome. First nine seconds. There's nothing like a little pure, unadulterated nationalism to really get people going. Yeah.

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And then they think that you came up with it. Like, yeah, Big Cat just told me this thing.

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He makes a lot of good points, yeah. Put another nickel in the FartSniffer69 was right jar. Yeah.

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And the NBA, like, scratched the surface a little bit with that by doing the different teams with the guys from TNT. But it's not the same. It's not the same. Like, having just USA against Canada, it gets the blood going. Oh, yeah. I don't think the NBA –

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Yeah, I'm offering you gold and you're going to break my balls.

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Okay, so the other thing that could make sense with it is that he's just obsessed with AD. And he just loved AD and needed him on that team. I don't know. Get somebody else involved.

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And I don't think his defense was that bad late on in the playoffs. I feel like once he started to play hard, he wasn't a great defender, but he wasn't a complete liability all the time.

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The process is bad. You're 100% correct. Like, if they knew that Luka was up for being traded, you would have most GMs in the league making their final best offers, and you would get an enormous haul for him.

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Well, Brown's the alpha. MVP. He's got the aura. Batman-Robin talk.

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Do you want to do Batman Robin for the Lakers now? Who takes the last shot?

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The fans showing up and protesting, like trying to kill him, bringing the casket out. Yeah. Then the Mavericks go on and win a championship.

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And he's going to be next to LeBron who's going to get him in shape. Right, like Sula. Yeah. That's not really that much of a wake-up call where it's like, hey, we're going to send you to L.A., you're going to play with LeBron, and you're going to be the face of the Lakers. More taxes. That'll show you. A lot more taxes.

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One of the, one of the teams was, I want to say it was team Mitch. I don't know. Either Chuck or Shaq had the international guys.

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That's the first thing I thought about when I saw that Luke was going to L.A. Are you doing Roman Empire right now?

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Are you still single? When somebody says, like, how often do boys think about the Roman Empire? That's just you weighing it down for everybody else. I never think about it.

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Oh, this is a beautiful shirt. Are we, we're splitting this shirt? Look at this. This is for me and big cat. It's a, uh, keep them flying. U S army air forces. Love that. It's so good. I was there. Love planes. Yeah.

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He was sitting out with foot and ankle discomfort. I don't know about you, but we have a producer on this show that broke their foot and didn't miss a single episode.

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LeBron James has to bow out at the last second for the All-Star game. But yeah, the moral of the story is that the NBA cucked the NFL during Super Bowl week, and the NHL cucked the NBA during All-Star week. NHL is king.

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How do you evaluate Kuzma when he's basically in Siberia with the Wizards for so long?

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Yeah. I mean, I like it when players do that. When they say, I like this city. I want to be a one-Jersey guy. I want to stay here. if we're going to try to win, but if we don't win, you know, I'm going to give it my all and that's okay. I think that's good. I think that's good for the league as a whole. I liked it too. I wouldn't say all the good players.

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I think he was probably happy in OKC when it was all new to him.

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When he wasn't online as much. That's when he was the happiest.

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Oh, okay. You're dropping knowledge on us. Yeah, you are. You've been reading a lot, haven't you?

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No. Have you ever read anything about Henry V? It's completely misleading.

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I agree. You know what it is? It's an oversimplification of him.

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Probably had one chick that he liked from France and he was like, I kind of want the whole country now. Yeah.

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I agree. And somehow Freebird has become our national song again. Back in like 1977, it was once King. Now it's King again. I don't know how that became the USA song. I think it was in the juniors, right? It was like the song that played after the goals. But it just fucking rocks tweeting out a clip of Freebird every time we score.

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Maps are the best. What's your favorite projection? Are you a cater guy?

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I kind of like Mercators. They're fun to look at. They're fun to look at, but they wildly distort how big Greenland is. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Well, the wars then were a little bit different, too. It's like if there's big countries, world powers invading other world powers right now, it's like eventually you're going to start a nuclear war. Back then it was like we're going to send seven horses and five guys with swords, and then they're going to duke it out on the border for a little bit.

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Have you read about the naval battles in the Philippines? There's some crazy shit that went on there too.

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Are we going to do the thing where we just ignore the rape of Nanking?

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What does that mean? You've probably watched more Cooper Flagg than almost anyone.

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We literally did that bit. White flag would also be a much better name for a French player.

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You had that. Barron. Barron Trump, he could also go one next year.

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Yeah, no, it's a, I'm fine with it. Don't boo vote. I like the fact that they, that there's some bad blood there. Like for a while, USA, Canada, we've been buddy, buddy. I think after, after the game's over, they're probably cool with each other. where our nations have a long stored history together, but to like actually drum up some hate for your opponent, I think is really good. It's awesome.

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No, I don't know what you're talking about. What's prideful nationalism? So, wait, I had another question about Cooper Flagg, too. Why? I don't have any answers for you. I think you'll find this interesting. He's got a twin brother. Oh, I didn't know that.

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He's got a twin brother. I think they might. I don't know if they're identical, but they're he's also like big.

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He's in the stands. He wears his jersey. That's his identical twin or his twin brother. Yeah, he plays basketball, too. He's not very good. Well, I guess he's not as good. Well, he's in the stands. They did an article about it. I think it was in The Athletic a couple of months ago.

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It was like, this guy kind of stinks at basketball, but his brother's really good. How does he live? Damn. We should do an episode where it's like, interview Cooper Flagg's brother, Trevor Lawrence's brother.

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is that his name ace flag cool name yeah but it's not he's not twins um oh they are twins what and he's not even playing he's not very good he's he's transferred around a bunch i think he's like a well how is he transferred if they're same age maybe it was high school okay a couple different schools yeah uh he was committed or he's committed to maine

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And I think most of the people that are saying, I used to watch the games change so much, I can't watch this shit anymore, you know, they're like... 45 and above, I would say, for the most part. And, of course, you like shit that you got to watch when you were 20 years old better than the stuff you get to see when you're 45.

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Yeah, I liked that there was some booing, and then there was people that booed the booers. Yeah. So you had no idea who was booing who by the end of it, but just boo. I'm a big fan of boos in general.

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Can you explain to me why we're still doing All-Star Weekend and why that's a big thing?

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What happens at All-Star Weekend? What kind of conversations do you have?

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He was nervous, too. Before they announced, he was grinding his teeth.

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They try to market it like a mini Super Bowl week, but every year is the same thing where it's like, oh, yeah, shit, the weird skills competition is on and the dunk contest that's going to suck is here.

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That was an awesome moment. National anthems need to be easier to sing. I can understand booing the Star Spangled Banner just because it's a tough one to get through. But I can't believe we didn't lead with the fact that Wimby made a mockery of the all-star skills competition this weekend. That's what people are really upset about.

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I didn't know that. Dead serious. Look at the Harlem Globetrotters Wikipedia page. Feels like a DEI hire though, no? It does, yeah. Definitely. It does. But I think he thought they would do these draft picks every year as like a promo thing, like press release. Look who we drafted. And Mark had like a YouTube channel at the time.

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So they just wanted to include his name and be like, hey, we drafted Mark Titus. You've seen him on YouTube. He's funny. And then Titus was like, yeah, okay. Yeah, I'll show up and play. And they're like, oh. Oh, you're taking it seriously. And Texas was like, fuck yeah, I got drafted by the Globetrotters. I'm going to play for the Harlem Globetrotters. Yeah, it didn't work out.

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First white American to be drafted by the Harlem Globetrotters ever.

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That one was invented, but it's probably also true. Those are the best stats when you just make something up and you're right. Sound true. Have you ever gotten lucky with a take? Like you say something and then later on you're like, fuck, that was a stupid thing to say. And then it comes true later. No, it's a pretty good feeling.

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It was he, if you look at the course of their careers, Tom Brady has a better chance of making it to the Super Bowl in any given year than Joel Embiid does of playing a game on game night.

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Yeah, I was talking to Darlington last night. He's like, remember when you guys talked about my interview with Antonio Brown and said I was dick-to-dick with him? He was. Yeah, you were. It was dick-to-dick.

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Max, do you have any comments about Ryan's comments regarding Joel Embiid?

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It was a great, great final score. The way that Sig got that game to be engineered as a 10-point loss It's beautiful. Very impressive.

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I gave Sig one year where I'm like, I'm glad that he got a Power 5 job. Like, that's cool. That's your guy. If we're going to be a stepping stone, I want to be the best stepping stone, right? So, like, I want him to go to Indiana, put Indiana in a great place. That would be awesome for JMU, I think. I gave him one year, and then he continues to raid the JMU players.

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Now I have to wash my hands of him. But the play-in's bullshit.

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Yeah, so we heavily did. That was most of our Patino content, actually, was the whole ejaculatory system.

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No, no, I'm just saying we had him on, and we basically said we've said bad stuff about you. Yeah, we buried the hatchet. You guys are good at that. You have to tell them to their face, and then Rick gets it. He'll laugh a little bit. He might still hate you a little bit, but he'll laugh about it.

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Yeah, we thought that Chris Paul was foul-baiting the skills competition. Yeah. And then afterwards, Wimby was like, no, I went around, I asked all the refs, and they told me I could just throw him. And how come when Ben Simmons attempts a shot that looks like that, we all feel bad for him? When Wimby does it, we kick him out of the tournament. Doesn't make sense to me. Doesn't add up. I agree.

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You just got to be like, I was a dick to you about the Celtics documentary, but at least I didn't talk about your balls.

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I told somebody that at the party last night. They said, who do you like in college basketball? I said, I like what Rick Pitino's got going on. And they just laughed at me and walked away. And I was like, I'm actually, I think I'm right. No, you are.

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My guess is that he thought I was making a Patino joke because with Patino now, he probably laughed and it wasn't laughing at me. He was probably like, Oh, that's so funny. Classic PFT. Like it's not even a joke, but he's like, Oh, PFT is talking about Patino again. But I was serious.

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It was very funny that they thought that they had a loophole, and then they were just like, no, this is Bush League shit. Get out of here. But yeah, Chris Paul – I think everybody thought it was Chris Paul's idea until after the fact.

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No, that's his voice when you wake him up. That was so funny. But yeah, Hank, every other night, he's like, Celtics are down. Just put a nuke on him.

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Yeah, that went to 27. Yeah, that's crazy. I would text the guys whenever the Wizards would be up by double digits. Be like, hey, Wiz are up by 14 points. Hammer the money line. And it usually hit, like 90% of the time. On the other team? On the other team, yeah. I wrote down a list of topics, and it's just one topic that I think I would like to just hear your opinion on.

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Nothing to do with basketball, but I just want to let you cook on this. What are your thoughts on crypto? Oh.

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I think that's a very, very good take. Good job. How about you guys? Wait, what you just said. That's as much research as I've done right there.

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I bought Doge as a joke back in 2020 or 2021, and then it went up 7,000%, but I only spent $50 on Doge. I was just like, look, I got $50 worth of Doge that turned into $4,000, which is pretty cool. Then it went down to $2,000. That's all I know about crypto.

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no that was the only topic yeah okay the only topic i want to hear what are you guys doing life advice without also had world war ii but we covered that yep thanks for the napoleon book i haven't read a single page in the last what a year and a half ago you sent it love is a distraction of the warrior but i'm i'm taking it on vacation it's a nice light vacation read the biography of napoleon yeah any of those books that are that massive like the chernow stuff yeah

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There's going to be several parts in the first, I'd say, 50 pages where I will be strongly tempted to throw the book away.

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Also, did you see that John Morant saw Mac McClung and he was like, yeah, we got to do this shit next year. I'm in. Count me in. And then he tried to get Zach Levine to say that he was in. And then I think Giannis also tweeted that he'd be down. This happens every year, though. Something cool happens in the slam dunk competition.

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He did the Blake Griffin. He did the Blake Griffin. I mean, that's kind of justice for the kid I was hanging out with on Christmas, who just wouldn't stop talking about Mac McClung. deserving to be on an NBA roster, get him on our active roster. Because I think he's on the two-way contract right now, right?

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Yeah. I mean – If the NBA All-Star Game, Shaq versus Chuck, in the final game started out the way that USA versus Canada started out, where there were three just full-on brawls on the court in the first 10 seconds, we would be having a discussion for six months of, like, what does Adam Silver need to do to save the NBA and its image problem?

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Listen, it would be very, very bad for the world, but it would be fun to watch.

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I mean, can you imagine? No way would LeBron James back out an hour before that game.

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I like that. If you could forward that to the group chat memes. Yeah, that would be nice.

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I need you to hold off the Rams. I'm doing everything that I can to hold off the Rams. Rams have Jets, Cardinals, Seahawks. It's going to be tough. Listen.

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I think no. I don't believe it, yeah. He has the ability to just go back and hover over a medical device kit like in a video game for a little bit, and he just recharges.

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Yeah, the NFL is not going to let Patrick Mahomes sit out on Christmas. No, no, absolutely not.

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Yeah, so who do they have on Christmas Day again? They have the Steelers. They play the Texans on Saturday and the Steelers on Wednesday. There's 0% chance that Carson Wentz, he'll be the Wentz who stole Christmas.

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It might be over for Jameis. In Cleveland. We needed something from him today. In Cleveland. We needed to see him play against the Bengals defense. In Cleveland is what we're saying.

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Also, he continues to be delivered from pick sixes. I think two of his interceptions were thrown into the opponent's end zone, which is as far away from a pick six as you can get. So he's improving. You know what? I'm okay with Jameis just traveling the United States playing for various teams.

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Every fan base should be so lucky to have an experience like Jameis Winston for a season as a bridge quarterback.

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Maybe it was just we need to see a different look in this game. Maybe. There was also one of the interceptions, I think it was Trent McDuffie's.

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He said after the game that he saw Jameis throw it to his side of the field on the video board during the play. So he turned his head around. So he's cheating. So he's cheating. So you can see it also on the replay of it from the end zone angle. He's trailing his guy into the end zone. He looks up at the video board in the end zone, and then he turns his head around to intercept it.

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And then after the game was over, to make matters worse for Browns fans, they leaked a story that Deshaun Watson might come back and compete to be the starting quarterback next year.

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why they're not closing the door on the show why what was his injury achilles he should never be in a room with door closed uh yeah it was achilles this is i'm just bummed about jamis i'm really bummed about jamis where does he go memes wants him on the jets yeah he wants him as a bridge quarterback who wins the super bowl on the jets

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All right, so let's find a landing home for Jameis next season. Maybe the Saints. Go back to New Orleans. Saints would be good.

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no and also for the brown it was just a bummer day for the browns because nick chubb out for the season yeah broke his foot and that might be i don't want to say his career but it definitely how old is nick chubb it just feels like he's that old but yeah it seems like him and he's had so many injuries he's gonna be he's gonna be 29 in in a week yeah so i got a question for you bummer where was taylor swift today

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Does she not at the game? Does she hate Cleveland? Because my thought was the two biggest stars in the world both refused to go to Cleveland. Taylor Swift, Marlins man. That's the only place that Marlins man won't go. That's true. You know that. What is it about Cleveland that's keeping all the stars out?

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I think he probably thought that she, since the Chiefs were in town, she might be there.

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The Bengals, it could happen. It could happen. There is a path for the Bengals now.

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So look at the Broncos' schedule, though. Yeah. It might be more at the expense of the Broncos. Okay. Because the Broncos, they do play the Chargers next week, I think. And then they play the Bengals, right?

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Yeah, this one was an unintentional Sean Jackson moment. He got excited at the one-yard line. He freaked out. I thought the better defensive player running with the ball in this game was Tavondre Sweat. Oh, yeah. So our guy StatHole posted this. I think it's true. That's the heaviest player to ever run with a football in NFL history. He sent me that, too.

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And Ted Washington, I feel like, was heavier. I don't know. Tavondre Sweat is 366 pounds. He might be, yeah. And I'll tell you what, he's faster than I am.

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So the league has an abundance of sweat on defense. Yeah. They got Montez, Tavondre, and Josh Sweat on defense. This is probably the sweatiest the league's ever been. Yep. It's awesome.

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Yep, and the Titans, good luck. Good luck with the rest of your season. I vote that we should probably put the Titans with the Jaguars. Yeah. We'll find something else to talk about.

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On Thursday? I don't think it's a Thursday game. It should be. You should flex that to Thursday. Like a doubleheader Thursday. That should be played at 4 p.m.

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There is a path, though. I don't believe the percentage that I saw earlier. My personal math. I did the math in my head. I've got them at 24%. I have them at 5%. They're at 5%? 5%.

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I think maybe the Ravens. Both Ravens. 35-34. Both Ravens. And then Ravens 41-38. Yeah. The Steelers too.

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All they needed was if one of these changed. And you could look at the Commanders game week three and say if we had forced them to punt one time, we could have won that game.

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Very stupid. 33 weeks in a row that they were underdogs? Yep. Should have been 34. Yep. That was an oversight by Las Vegas. Yep. But, yeah, the Cooper rush looked pretty good today. Because I think he realized, I should just continue to throw the ball to Ralph Wiggum. City lamb.

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And I think if you just keep getting the ball to dowdle and mixing a little turpin, too. Yeah. Because like he's dynamic with the bowling.

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And then every now and then just be like Zeke. Yeah. You need two yards. Zeke will get you one. I think they put Zeke in just just to make Jerry Jones happy. I feel like he had one good just to make Jerry feel young.

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Over to New York, where Rashad Master Bateman shot out a couple seeds and spermanently ended the Giants' season. There's been a lot of talk about dangerous flying objects in New Jersey, as both Tim Boyle and Tommy DeVito attempted passes on Sunday, furthering concerns residents of the Garden State.

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Yeah, they did the rare bring him back and then pay him for his service that he provided you over the years. Yeah. Usually that doesn't happen. Usually you give some guy a contract who's still on your team. Like in the NBA, this happens. Yeah, Jerry's good to his guys. Yeah, you're good to your guys. But to bring someone back and then give them like a retirement contract is crazy.

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Yeah. Letting your oldest dog have, like, a T-bone steak. Yeah. Like, okay, this might be your last week. Yeah. Let's make you feel good.

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I think they might have. I think he might be coming back next season. This is a game that if they lose, then you would think, okay, time to get rid of Mike. Right. But I think he's done enough where they'll bring him back.

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And then Stephen Jones was talking about how they need to figure out what they did wrong, the different procedures and mechanisms that need to be put in place as a front office to make sure that they can turn this around. It's still going to be Jerry and Steven Jones making all the decisions. Yes. So it's going to continue to be fucked.

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The Janikowski field goal was especially funny 76 It was 76 yards at the end of the half I think And it probably landed 15 yards short and to the left Yeah This one he also hooked to the left a little bit But I think just give him That's your purpose for the rest of the season Mike McCarthy Let's have him break the NFL record for longest field goal Yeah

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Also, there was a report that came out today. Stefan Diggs, he's going to need massive surgery. Like Trayvon? Oh, yeah, yeah, Trayvon Diggs. Going to need massive, massive surgery. Keeping him out maybe into next year. So things are not looking good in Dallas.

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LaMartha Stewart Jackson might be getting older, but that butt don't quit, as he did unspeakable things to the New York Stock Exchange Giants on the way to a blowout. Ravens, 35.

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Yeah. Relatively speaking, he's putting it together. He might be... If you had a better record going into the Cooper Rush experiment, he would be keeping you afloat. Treading water, yeah.

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It was a plane. No, that was one of the good aliens. Yeah, it was a plane. The aliens that watch ball.

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I like that because if you read that in a sarcastic voice, it's very funny. It's like Tim Boyle is warming up as if he's going to get into this game. Yeah, no, he was. Tim Boyle's threatening to get into this game. As if he would, and he did. Bad times in New York, but credit to Lamar Jackson. Great game from Lamar today. More touchdowns and incompletions. Five touchdowns, four incompletions.

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Yeah. And listen, if he just goes nuts for the last four games, who's to say?

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Lamar should be the MVP, although we love Josh. No, I'm willing to say right now he should not be the MVP. That's Josh Allen right now. But I think he's lurking. I will help you if you need me. No, you don't. I don't want to get greedy. I don't want to get greedy.

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Lamar has struggled against the Steelers. So back to what we talked about on Friday. With this loss, now they are 0-8 at home. And so they would be the first team to go 0-9 if they lose at home to the Colts. Yeah. Which is like a double insult that it's the Colts that are going to do it to them. Potentially. Maybe not, though. We don't know. Maybe they'll win.

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I'm going to root for the Giants in that game. I don't want to see the Giants do that. Yeah, win one game. Give your fans one thing, like a happy Sunday to drive home with.

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This was maybe a get-right game for Justin Tucker. Yeah. Extra points only. Yeah. Five for five.

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Felt good that he could see one go through. Yeah. He saw five go through today. Yeah.

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If you have to parent trap Devontae Adams into staying. What if something happens and Devontae's not there next year? Still back on Aaron Rodgers? No. No. Oh, you need, you need both. We need both. Yeah. Who's daddy.

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Yeah. He was Johnny Football. I mean, Mac Jones was good in college, too. Yeah, true.

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Took you a while, but you can finally say that. He was just a competitor when he was on the Patriots.

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Thank you, memes. We go to Tampa, where Mike El Angelo Evans is experiencing a renaissance as he painted a masterpiece with 159 yards. And the Bucs had a nice little package featuring Levante's Statue of David and a touching tribute to Max Delente. Justin Hurtbert suffered another ankle injury after taking way too many shots.

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So we talked about this earlier, and I think she's, what, three for four? Two for three. Well, what was the one that she was wrong about that you claim?

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Was the report they will be benching Aaron Rodgers? Yeah. I don't remember that report.

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Right. Yeah. Which is why I think the report was put out there by the Jets. Yeah. They saw their one opportunity to get a clean shot in at Bill and be like, hey, he's down so bad that he even wanted to work for us. Yeah. Which is maybe not the same own that they think that it is. Hank, do you believe it?

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That would be very funny. So if an NFL coach gets fired during the offseason, then Bill could take their spot.

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Yeah, but the thing is about the NFL, if you have a very good quarterback, then everything else kind of changes.

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Meanwhile, Vladimir Putin-McConkie's offensive efforts were stolen as the Chargers offense continues to lack real and Russian threats. Los Angeles Laker Mayfield and Lebronte David are back from their unexplained absence from earlier this season, leaving Judge Judy saying, he didn't just beat us, did he? Bucks 40, Chargers 17.

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Okay. All right, that's a good plan. So maybe compete for the division next year with the bridge?

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Get this team out of here. I thought that, I mean, Tua was dumping off a little bit early in the game, and then after the injury to his receiver, DuBose, he felt, to me, it felt like he didn't want to throw anything across the middle, which on a human level, I kind of get it. Yeah. I understand it. That was like a really scary moment for everyone.

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But yeah, the offense didn't look like, it looked like the Steelers offense that we saw like the last two seasons. Yeah. It was not fun. No, it was a bummer to watch. And when you see Mike McDaniel on the sideline, when he's bummed out, that bums me out too. Yep, yep.

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It's like some coaches have the capacity when their team is playing bad to at least get super pissed off, and then that makes me entertained. Right. When I get to see them grabbing people and spitting and shit. Mike McDaniel, he just gets sad on the sideline.

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He just kept on throwing picks to Derek Stingley. So you remember that Dolphins-Broncos game? Remember that one where the Dolphins scored 70 points? Yes. And blew out the Broncos? Yes. So since that game, the Dolphins are 14 and 15, and the Broncos are 17 and 11. Yikes.

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So the Texans, they could win two out of their next three because they got the Chiefs next week, right? Yeah. And maybe no Mahomes. Maybe no Mahomes. Then they host the Ravens. Probably a loss. But that's Christmas, right? Yeah. That's the Beyonce game. And then last week at the Titans. So they'll probably end up with 11 wins.

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think so yeah Carson wants to win I think I think the Texans end up with 11 wins and they become the most disrespected 11 win team of all time but rightfully so but maybe rightfully so maybe rightfully so and then you've got they could then play against the uh the Ravens

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So if you're a Texans fan, you're probably not happy with how your offense looked this year compared to last season, right? Right. So Bobby Sloak was a name that was thrown out a lot last season as being the next up-and-coming coordinator that's going to be a head coach somewhere. Yep. He's probably not going to get that buzz this offseason.

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In fact, Texans fans, I think a lot of Texans fans want to fire him, want to move on. This might be the best thing, though. You might get three seasons of C.J. Stroud with Bobby Slowik because he didn't have a great second year.

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But right now, if the Broncos went to Houston, first round of the playoffs, are you taking the Broncos? I would take the Broncos.

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I think probably, like, three or four times. He's just played volleyball to a defensive player.

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If you were to find out that Mayo was coming back next season, you would be bummed out?

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I think they will bring him back. And the reason why is because of Robert Kraft. Because Robert Kraft doesn't want to seem like he's a guy that's short-tempered. He doesn't want to admit that he made a bad decision. He wants a guy that he will allow to grow into the role of a head coach.

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Right. I just think that Robert Kraft, he wants to be, he visions himself like the Steelers organization where it's like a stable franchise. So I don't think he would want to fire a coach after one year.

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Yeah, that's not, that's not. So maybe he's on the hot seat. Community notes.

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If you think he's not the guy, Belichick would get rid of him one year too early. Yeah. Probably did when he was playing.

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Kyler did have that one that one interception it was a bad interception too they got called back from roughing the pass yeah which was a bullshit I feel so bad I feel so bad for defensive players especially when you're trying to hit Kyler Murray who's his strike zone the head is already pretty low for him and then he ducked into it as he was going to the ground that was purely a interception that or sorry a roughing the pass it was like he's too small we have to

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protect he's just a little he's just a little guy yeah but his head are at the defender's arms yeah and he ducked too this is why the nfl needs the super challenge we've seen it a bunch this year the super challenge should be a thing challenge anything challenge once again once again if you can see that the call is wrong on the replay the super challenge turns it over immediately I like that.

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Yeah. Orange. You like that? Oh, the orange. What if you have to light it on fire? That would be cool, too.

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Like a magician. Yeah. You light it on fire. But then it's kind of like maybe it explodes. Yeah. On the field. Like a grenade. You get a grenade. You get a grenade. The challenge grenade. If you hit a ref, that's fair play. Dude, the challenge grenade. You tell me that that wouldn't drive ratings up. It would stop the game. The NBA fucked up their whole challenge system. Now nobody watches. Yeah.

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If Steve Kerr had a grenade that he would throw onto the court, damn right people would tune in.

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If you had him and Christian Gonzalez, that would be such an awesome pair of corners. That would be the Patriot Missile, no-fly zone.

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We go over to Detroit where Josh Ray Allen was getting there, switching back and forth between throwing and passing touchdowns on the Lions' D Sunday. Dan John Skipper ran furiously towards the white line but claimed it was the first time he tried it as he scored a touchdown in the first half.

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Yeah, the defense, the once vaunted Chargers defense does not look good when they have to play against good quarterbacks.

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They've played well all season, and when they had their best players out, they still played well just with worse players. So they've been kind of consistent, even though at times they weren't very good, if that makes sense at all. Yeah, no, it makes perfect sense. So now that they've got some of their better players back, Yeah, they're a legitimate threat, I think, in the playoffs.

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This game got off to a great start because our good friend Coach Harbaugh had Judge Judy serve as one of the captains for the Chargers before the game. He's been a huge fan of Judge Judy. I always laugh when I see those pictures of Harbaugh and his dad sitting at a live taping. Yeah. Of Judge Judy. The best. So he's pulling out all the stops. What else can you do if you're Harbaugh?

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Like, what do you do next? Well, to be fair also, Herbert, he got hurt in the first half. Yeah. He got rolled up on it, fucked his ankle up. He's had just a rotating series of, I feel like he goes back and forth between both of his ankles. Yeah. Just keep getting fucked up.

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Sean McDermotologist was able to help James Cook with his hair loss as the Buffalo Bills Clintons pulled out their victory cigar against the Detroit Leonskis and their snazzy blue dress. Bills, 48. The Lions, 42.

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This is a big game for the Bucs, too. So now what are they at, 87% to make the playoffs? Yeah.

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He has no idea. No idea. No idea when to punt. No idea when to call a timeout. No idea when to go for two. None. But it didn't matter today.

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Scroll down. Scroll down. See, it literally says it right there. Strength of victory would be strength of victory. Okay. Strength of victory. I mean, I don't know. I like that, though. Like the best teams that you've beaten?

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But if you lose to the Commanders this week, then that victory over the Commanders from Thursday night looks a lot better.

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Yeah, I mean, we could sit here and say how stupid it is to drop the ball on the one-yard line. I'd never do it. I have never dropped the ball on the one-yard line. If my body was teleported into Jonathan Taylor's body at the one-yard line, you bet your ass we'd score that touchdown. Yep. I could have scored that touchdown. Every time. It's mass hysteria at this point. It's crazy.

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Because it's made no sense since day one when it first started, Deshaun Jackson. Yep. And the fact that people keep doing it for absolutely no reason at all. There's no other explanation.

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I think they think it looks cool. I think they just give up on it. You know what? We can make this about society. Yeah. You know what, Big Cat? That's the problem with Zoomers. Yep. Is that they never finish anything.

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So was that a pick six? Was that technically an interception? It might have been a fumble. Like a backwards pass or backwards fumble that went 30 yards in the air? I don't know. So what would the score to that game been if Jonathan Taylor 20 to seven, it would have been 20 to seven, 20 to seven, way to seven in the third, in the start of the third quarter.

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I would say that... I would say probably the Broncos as a franchise that wakes up today at the fan base and just looks at the playoff standings. And they deserve it. And they're like, look at that. We're the sixth seed right now, baby.

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Yeah, it was bad. It was very bad. Benito, was that his second pick six of the year? Yeah. He does the hold my dick jumping in the end zone. Yeah, he got a flag for that. The ref had the flag out of his pocket while the hand was still on the dick. Yeah. Jumping into the end zone. But yeah, if you're a Broncos fan, just spend all day Monday looking at the standings.

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It does feel. You look back at that loss against the Dolphins. That was the bottom. That was the turning point. That was it.

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I mean, the Colts have a very rich recent history of hiring the least mobile old-ass quarterback in the NFL. Yeah. So Flacco, Matt Ryan, Phillip Rivers, Aaron Rodgers. Who can fill that void for them as a bridge? Jameis. Jameis.

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All I know about Chris Ballard is that he is maybe the leading recipient of the Dan Dockage My Ass tweets.

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Yeah, I get a feeling like Ursae is not a fan of cycling through his right-hand men.

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All because we need football on Thanksgiving. Well, because we need it to take over the NBA on Christmas. I mean, we've taken over the NBA.

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They're going to have to have you out there in a wheelchair. That's a problem. Like George H.W. Bush at the Astros game. That's a problem. That's a problem.

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How many foot doctors have you seen in the last eight months? This will be... Do you have a frequent flyer account at that one guy? This will be my third, I believe.

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So the very first year part of my take, that fall, I had the exact same thing happen where I was stepping off of a curb after it was my buddy Quiggs' birthday party and basically Jack McCarthy forced me to drink wine. And I fractured my foot, got the Jones fracture. You're going to go to a doctor. They're going to x-ray you. They're going to hopefully put you in a boot.

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And then they're going to check you again in a couple weeks to see if it healed. And if it doesn't, then you have to get the surgery. And then at that point, you're off it for like two months.

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I mean, Max, you in a wheelchair, if the Eagles are in the Super Bowl, going to the game in a wheelchair. Oh, my God. And guess what? We got you a wheelchair. Yeah. We got you a joystick wheelchair. I wanted to get you one with the straw. That's crazy. A motorized wheelchair. How sick is that going to be? That'll be cool.

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Have you thought about the showering situation? Because you're going to be taking some sponge baths, buddy.

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Yeah. Here's what you're going to have to do, Max. You're going to be sitting on the edge of the tub with a garbage bag tied around one of your feet, and then you're just going to take a washcloth and just wash yourself with a rag.

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You don't have to do it fast enough. The problem with that, Max, is you're going to do like arms workouts, and you're going to get sweaty, and then your foot's going to sink.

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And that's bad because every time you put pressure on that foot, you make that fracture worse.

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Yeah, they started with 10 minutes, 29 seconds left, and they picked up 12 on third and 13. They converted a fourth and one. They converted another third down. 21 play, 88 yards, 10 minutes, 29 second drive at the end. The decision to punt was just unreal in real time. Yeah. Watching like, what the fuck are you down? You're down by two scores.

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Why are you kicking the ball where you're down 14 points? You're in plus territory. Mike Tomlin, why is this even a thought that you would consider?

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Here's what that happened with that. Jalen, he texted AJ a YouTube link to, hey, this is the dance that we're going to do together. And then they both learned it at their own houses. Yeah. And then they did together for the first time right there.

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But the Eagles might be just good enough to beat all of them. I think the Eagles are very, very, very good right now.

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I mean, it does matter, but today it did not matter because you were able to do that drive without one of your best players. Also, Kenny. Kenny Gainwell.

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After today, they are. With the injuries in Detroit, yeah. Yeah, they are. I think they probably are.

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We talked about that. Then he shaves it, and then you start winning again. His beard looked horrendous today, though.

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Well, Pickens being out makes a big difference for them. Oh, for sure. Their offense just goes back to what it was before Russ. Yeah. When you don't have him in there. It just becomes find a tight end, hopefully, run the football, try to, and then maybe convert like a three-yard out.

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And with Pickens in there, they throw the ball downfield, they push it. Rusty does his moon balls. Without him in, they're, again, back to being very boring to watch without Georgie.

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He's a tough motherfucker, too. He gets hit so hard. He just bounces right up from it.

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Yeah, it was an awesome game today. Not a lot of defense being played. Not a lot of defense. The Lions got a couple more injuries on their defense.

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They can't really afford having any more injuries on their defense, but they got them. And then Dan Campbell, I don't know what he was doing with the onside kick. Yeah. With what, 12 minutes left in the game? 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left in the game? That made no sense to me. And they asked him about it afterwards. He's like, yeah, I kind of wish that I hadn't done that at the time.

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Yeah, and then they tried to do an onside kick to get the ball back one last time at the end, and that was a way better onside kick. Yeah. That one almost worked for him.

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It looked like he was wearing Lululemon athletic pants instead of football pants. The pictures of Jake Hainer, I was nervous about it because I could not lose to Jake Hainer. That's a loss that will follow you around. But Hainer's going to hate, I guess, because he was not good. No, he was bad. He was not good. And then Spencer Rattler got in and looked pretty decent, actually.

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This was such a cool game, not only because there were so many points scored, but also everybody out there is in fantasy playoffs. Yeah. And having all the stars get yards and get points all at the same time, that fourth quarter felt like it was going to last forever.

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I don't know. If you thought that Dan Campbell was reckless with fourth downs earlier, now that he's got all these injuries, he might not punt for the rest of the season. He might cut the punter for another defensive player. Yeah, sorry, Jack Fox. Thank you for your service.

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I went into today thinking, like, Super Bowl preview in this game. Now I'm like, yeah, Bills could definitely make the Super Bowl. Lions, I'm not confident at all.

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I thought that Jaden played pretty well. He missed a couple wide-open bombs to Terry McLaurin by like a total of probably a total of eight inches away from three more touchdown passes to Terry.

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I feel bad now about the Lions. I feel very bad. I've been super high on them all season, even when they had a lot of injuries. Now they've just got their morgue. Yeah.

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Yeah, the Packers look loaded. Really good. Yeah, the Seahawks, they didn't even look that good when Geno was in the game. No. Geno was just like drifting back and sacked a lot. The offense looked disjointed. The defense did not look – they're like a very schizophrenic defense too. Yes. They can look very good. I bought into the death zone.

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I'm saying that I cannot win the Super Bowl this year. Get to the Super Bowl. Get to the Super Bowl. Can you get to the Super Bowl? Let's see. Can I answer that question after next weekend against the Eagles? Because right now the answer is no.

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So we had our chances, missed some of the chances. Defense played good enough. At the end, when they got the ball down to like the two-yard line and the clock just stopped with nine seconds left, I was screaming. I was going nuts. I don't know how that happens. I don't know. I guess it's in the dome. It was crazy. It's the dome clock operator.

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The problem with the playoffs is you don't get to beat any bad teams in the playoffs. Right. So that's where I think we might run into a small issue. A tiny issue. A tiny issue. But if you play the Panthers in the playoffs, it'd be awesome. That could all change. If we get to, if we beat the Eagles next week, if we beat the, what are the, the Falcons are above 500, right?

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Yeah. My NFC power rankings are Eagles won. Vikings two, Packers three, Lions fourth, Bucks fifth. I'm not going to dump the Lions all the way down.

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They're fucking good. Do you have the commanders in last place in your NFC playoff?

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We lost to the Bucs. They won't play them. That is the last team that we beat in the playoffs was the Bucs, 2006.

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So after the game, Sean Hockley was like, yeah, that shouldn't have happened. Our bad. Sorry about that. Almost cost you the game. Almost cost us the game. If you had the Commanders minus seven, you should be eligible to sue Roger Goodell. Yeah, I'd agree. You should demand restitution from him for that because that was dirty what happened at the end of that game.

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But Darren Rizzi's field goal defense remains excellent. Mm-hmm. So we missed a field goal at the very end from like 50-some yards, and we missed a field goal at the end of the third quarter that didn't count because I guess the clock had expired before it was snapped. So then he got to kick it again at the start of the fourth corner. Rizzi was not happy about that.

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The problem is that LeBron James has his own little media ecosystem that's right around him. Yeah. And so they're people that have proven loyalty to LeBron's people. Right. And so they will not put out anything that's bad about him if he's not around. Yeah. What do you think is going on, Hank? It's weird.

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There also is a chance that there's, like, something going on with his family. For sure. So we don't know. We don't know.

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Yeah. I was watching it in the Metaverse on Saturday. That's sick. It was awesome. Joel Embiid, I saw him fall down in the Metaverse. I felt like I was there for it.

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He said, I've coached kickers for 30 years, and I can tell you if they get a practice shot, they're going to make the second one more often than not. So listen, not going to apologize for a win. No. It's hard to win on the road in this league.

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max gone yeah max you just did it in solidarity huh yes sympathy foot sympathy foot yep correct so is joel is he out for a while i don't know is he got a sinus fracture yeah tom wilson came back and played scored two goals a sinus fracture same injury sounds very painful uh

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Well, Hank also... This is great. Hank told me that he thought when he first read the report that Joel Embiid was out indefinitely because he had a sinus infection.

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That'd be sick. That would be nice. Dunk should be three. That would be awesome. What if they, in the NBA Cup, they just got rid of the three-pointer?

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yeah but imagine if they made dunks threes everyone was just trying to fucking yam on each other constantly yeah that would be sick that would be sick uh okay who's your who's back pft uh my who's back of the week is america because the army navy game went over went over yes a lot of points throwing the ball a little bit that was a fun game to watch it was very fun it was a good time uh

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And also, I like it when rivalry games happen like this, when one team is, obviously when it's Army-Navy, it's up in the air no matter what, but it's kind of like Michigan-Ohio State.

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Where it was like, okay, Army's having their top year this year, and then Navy goes in and just smashes.

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But that would be a very funny thing to wake up to on Sunday morning. Yeah, because Navy was just the better team for the entire game. But it was awesome. It was a fun game to watch. And I like the fact that it's its own thing. There's no other games on. I'm glad that if the NFL was in charge of college football, they would schedule a new weird round of the playoffs for that same day as Army.

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yeah yeah i want a guy who the opposing pitcher fears yeah kyle tucker it's nice it's good to have like at least one of your teams be in the mix for something i don't have any yeah at all even close the cubs i feel like the cubs could be in the mix probably not though probably not probably not uh all right anything else good show boys

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Yes. And you can't lose this game. So it was awesome to see Lattimore out there. Because Marshawn Lattimore played for the first time against his old team, the Saints. They didn't throw at him a single time. Smart. No catches, no yards, no targets. That also might be because of the quarterbacks playing. Probably also because of the quarterback. But they threw to other guys.

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Yeah, they just didn't target him at all. Mike Sanders still. I love that dude. He's come on strong. I'm I'm a little bit I'm apprehensive about the Eagles next week. The commanders there. They're a good team, but I don't think that they're where they they're not going to win a playoff game if they keep playing like this. Yeah. So listen, they're not in five.

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The commanders are not a season for the first time since 1992. Wow. That's pretty crazy. So I'm, I'm happy. I could have dealt with like a little bit less stress today, but overall I did find myself saying though, like right after the game, I started doing the playoff machine thing. There's a possibility we get the sixth seed.

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I'm going to need you to beat the Packers week 18. Again, you keep saying that. It's not going to happen. That's the key to all this. It's not going to happen. That's the key to all this. It ain't going to happen.

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How is this possibly a game right now? A few things. Again, Terry McLaurin could have had three more touchdown catches. Yeah, there was a few of those. And they were just very, very slight overthrows.

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The big issue for the Commanders, I don't think we'll stick around, and that's like the running game sucked today, with the exception of Jaden just tucking in and going 20 yards whenever he felt like it. But our center was out, and we couldn't block anybody, so we couldn't get Brian Robinson to run game going.

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So hopefully when he gets back, I'm still, I feel like this could be an inbound shit pumping, because I thought we were going to whomp the Saints. Yeah. And it was not a womp. It was a womp until Spencer Rattler showed up. And again, I don't know what the hell Rizzi thought he was going to get a spark with Jake Hayner.

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That doesn't really help Jake Hayner. I did that to Blake this morning. That same move, like scratch on the back of the head.

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Eagles are banged up. Max has got one foot. Yeah, Max is banged up. But we can get to that later. I think that the foot thing might be a good thing for Max. Really? I think it might be good vibes. Like, everyone's banged up. Like you said, Max absolutely gritting out a foot injury to do a podcast.

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Yeah, he was like a crash test on me. His ankles were ending up over his head. Yeah. He got sacked somehow.

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But I don't know if that counts this week because it says right there, it's got the New Orleans Saints symbol. No, it does. It counts this week. Okay. Okay. 82% is pretty fucking good. 82% is good. I'm happy. Listen, this season was supposed to be the season before the season. Who do you guys have after the Eagles? We get the Eagles and the Falcons. That's right. Cowboys.

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10% from you. 4% from you. 2% from you. Okay, number one, everybody has dreams. I mean, everybody's got dreams of winning the Big Ten, getting in the playoffs, getting a new NIL deal. Everybody has what? Dreams. I'm into nightmares. You guys got to end people's dreams. You understand that? Miami, Ohio is coming in here in a couple months. You end their dreams. Okay?

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And then you get on with the schedule. But everybody's got dreams. Now, it's your job to end those dreams and become a nightmare coming out of the tunnel. Yes? Yes, sir. Okay. Number two is there's a thing called the team. It's called the what? Team. The team. There's a lot of people, I think, in football now that aren't invested in the team. Are we clear on that?

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I want you to envision a big rock right here. The rock is the opponent. And if you pound that rock by yourself, that rock won't crack. If you pound a rock with them, that rock won't crack. And that rock is Michigan. That rock is Alabama. We all got to pound a what? Rock. We all got a pound of what? Rock. Invest in this team.

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In these next couple weeks before spring practice goes away, invest in your teammates, man. Go out of your way to get to know each other and have a rock mentality. Point number three real quick is communication. Say it with me.

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It ain't good enough. It's not good enough anywhere. Coaches, we're not communicating good enough together. Players and coaches don't communicate good enough together, yes? Every blown coverage, every big running play, there's a lack of what on defense? Recognize the set, make the call, and let's roll. Yeah? Let's communicate better. And then the last thing I'll leave you with is this.

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What I've noticed is there's really good effort here. really good but there's a big difference between good and great are we clear on that you get one shot at 20 25 that's it and as soon as you blink your eyes and open them it's over we got to do a better job i think of working together yes i'm talking about our effort our execution, our enthusiasm, and our intensity.

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You turn it up 4%, 2%, 8%, 10%, and that accumulation is going to turn us into a freaking nightmare. You guys dig it? Yes, sir. You guys believe in each other or not? Yes, sir. Go prove it. All right? Let's go, man. Let's have a great day. Let's go. Oh, so pumped up.

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Here's how Justin Herbert works for me. When I hear somebody saying this guy, when I hear somebody like sucking his dick, I'm like, let's pump the brakes. He hasn't really done anything. Right. When I hear somebody like sharpening their knife and being like, this fucking guy's a bum. I'm like, actually, he's really good.

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I wouldn't say great just yet. And with C.J. Stroud, maybe his rookie season kind of fast-forward through everything because usually when you get a rookie quarterback who's good – He goes into like a game manager phase.

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And he just doesn't turn the ball. Just take care of the ball. You don't have to make these incredible throws downfield. Just be safe and let's move the ball on offense. Rely on our defense. But we didn't get that his rookie year. It was like CJ is going to go out there and he's going to be special and they're going to figure out a way to win.

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And now watching how they played against the Chargers, that is a formula for these Texans. Yeah. Is to play great defense and then just be very, very almost conservative on offense.

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No interceptions. They're proven. Yeah, no points. So if you were to have the Texans playing against the Bills or the Ravens, what would your thought be about that game?

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Yeah. Remember, the Chiefs are just as good, if not better. Probably better. They are better. Statistically, they're better than the Bills or the Ravens. So just remember that.

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Yeah, that's the game manager formula. Strong running game, good defense, don't make a mistake. The blocked extra point that was returned, you have to, at some point, the special teams coach needs to go over that scenario with the kicker, right? Like if the kick is blocked behind the line of scrimmage and it comes to you, you didn't just throw a forward pass.

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You're not like Peyton Manning who's disgusted and just does the most unathletic bat down of all time. You've got to catch that thing.

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Yeah. So it's even more pathetic. This is like crazy. This is crazy. Rex girlfriend. Yeah. He's being very, very emotional. And it's like, OK, Rex, you're coming on a little bit too strong, buddy. Yeah.

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now does this continue the stat that we brought up earlier this season that every team that has played both the Harbaugh brothers went one and one against the Harbaugh brothers because they got Texans did yeah they got beat by the by the Ravens yeah and then one against the Chargers I think that's every every coach that has played against each Harbaugh brother yeah although I guess technically uh Antonio Pierce went one and two against the Harbaugh brothers

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That's us. It happens from time to time when they're doing the Game Time commercial, where I'll hear my voice from the other side of the room and be like, what was that? But this one, we had absolutely no idea it was going to happen. We look up at it, and then next up is LeBron James and Kevin, what was it?

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Kev Finhart, yeah. We were bigger than them. And then whoever Ice Spice was.

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Okay, got it. Okay, so it's pretty literal. That seems like it's not fair that they captured him in that.

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So this year they had a little disclaimer on the votes for MVP saying for entertainment purposes only. Look at that. As opposed to other years where it's definitely not supposed to be entertaining. But they made it seem like they would just give it to whoever they wanted. I would like to think that if the Chargers won, Harbaugh would have gotten the MVP.

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It was cool having it up there. They really went all out with the slime this year.

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I don't think it's cool. What do you mean? If you're really a big fan of weed, you probably wouldn't post a picture of that. He's probably just being like, hey, guys, I smoke weed. Yeah. Like trying to make it seem like he's a cool guy who smokes. But maybe real real leaf heads know that if you really felt that way, you wouldn't need to post about it. You would just go spark up a dude.

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I got no problem with it. No, like, from a standpoint of admitting that you smoke weed, I would never do such a thing because I'm not a drug guy. But for him, no problem with being like, I can't wait to smoke weed again. I just question posting it on social media. Like, why?

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Maybe it was the dirty cloud. It was a dirty cloud just came out of his mouth. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what he said to him. I like the move, though, just being like, no cameras, please.

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Yeah, I can see that. I still think that the Chargers, they're on the upswing. Yeah, they were on the downswing last year.

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Yeah. And no, Josh Palmer was a big one for him. Yeah. Because he does stretch the field a little bit. They also didn't count on Arian Foster. Yeah. Arian with a great – I hope they taped his pregame speech.

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If you can handle big T on a weekly basis, you should be able to handle a cannon. I'd agree.

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Your hatred of the Chiefs comes from a place of being a Patriots fan, where you want to keep them as far away from the dynasty that you had as possible.

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Rest versus rust. Okay. I don't have any counter to that. I do like that there's somebody that's brave enough to go out there and be like, the Chiefs aren't very good. I appreciate that about you. The Chiefs could lose this game.

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But you also have to remember that that Week 18 game was Carson Wentz. That's what I'm saying.

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Okay. There's like a curse of 15-win teams. It goes all the way back to the 1985 Bears. The 85 Bears were the last team, I think, to win 15 games to win the Super Bowl.

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And I mean exactly 15 wins. I think there was a year where there might have been...

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Yeah. There hasn't been a ton. Let's see, 15 win teams in NFL history.

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Correct. So 1998 Vikings lost in the NFC Championship game. 2004 Steelers lost in the AFC Championship. 2011 Packers lost in the NFC Divisional. 2015 Panthers lost the Super Bowl. Okay.

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Yeah. All cool, calm, and collected back there as everybody was trying to like... TJ Watt... He hasn't been playing that well in the last two months. And if you're going to beat the Ravens, you have to have TJ do... He has to have two takeaways on his own. He has to have a punch, and then he's got to get a strip sack that he recovers.

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And TJ has, I think in the last month, he hasn't... He might not have had a tackle.

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Here we go. Last 127 snaps of his 2024 season. Zero tackles, zero assists, zero sacks. And what they had him doing on defense was... Whenever they would run the read option, he would always tackle the ball carrier. Crash, yeah. The running back. Yeah. And that was his job. And it left these huge gaps to the side, which somebody should fill if you're drawing up this defense.

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But there were some times where they just didn't fill that gap. And so Lamar just kept it and waltzed. Yeah. And it was like nobody within five yards of him for most of his run until the very end. And it was a very confusing defensive scheme.

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I'm telling you, Derek Henry with the short hair, that is championship mentality. To take a growth of braids that you've been working on for how long? 10 years? Yeah. And be like, you know what? Fuck it. Chop it off. Yeah. I feel like that's a good mindset to have.

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Them and the Bills would have to beat three Super Bowl championship teams. Yeah. Super Bowl this year. Yeah. It would be like the hardest Super Bowl road ever.

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But yeah, if that happens, then we will go back and retroactively act like we said what Hank was saying all along. Yes. And the Chiefs were the worst 15 win team of all time.

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You have to say, if you look at the Ravens, they are as close to a complete team as you can get, with the exception maybe of their kicking game. Yeah. Would you say that they're so good right now? Didn't have to kick. They're so good right now that Justin Tucker might be their biggest weakness? Yeah, and they didn't have to kick. That's a good spot to be in.

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I think that also their defense, by the time they get to the playoffs with these just crazy, boring, substandard offenses, by the time they get there, their defense is sick of having to carry the team. Their defense is exhausted.

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from somehow scrapping together a playoff team, getting enough wins to get in, that by the time you get there and you have to play against another really good team, then they're just too gassed. They're too tired from having to do it week in and week out.

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He loves old guys. Dick LeBeau was his defensive coordinator for it felt like decades. Right. So that's part of the like he hasn't. But he also goes out and he gets old. He right. He imports old guys. So like Danny Smith, their special teams coach that's always chewing on gum on the sidelines brought him in.

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You know what really happened, though? If you look at the stats, the defense has been very, very good for the Steelers in the playoffs until a certain event happened. And then their playoff defense was permanently broken.

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It wasn't that close. That was a lot of garbage time. Yeah. It was a backdoor 42 is what they got. So they gave up 45 points. In the previous playoff, they gave up 12 points, 16 points. And then the New England Patriots in 2016 put 36 on them. That's forgivable. Yeah. But their defense was still legit at that point. Then 45 points. Then in 2020, they gave up 48, then 42, then 31, and now 28.

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This was actually the least amount of points that the Steelers have given up in a playoff game since 2016. Yeah.

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No, he had that nice deep ball to Georgie. Besides that, not a lot. Justin Fields, I don't think he's the long-term answer either. Right.

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fix so band-aid coach gruden was saying he would take daniel jones daniel jones would be intriguing just because his point was like if you look at all the other players that the giants have gotten rid of or not brought back they all go somewhere else and play very well yeah he spent so much time in such a great room Yeah, he's in a great room right now.

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Okay, so I think I have an idea for what they could do. How much does it cost to trade for the franchise tag? Is it two first rounders? I believe so. That's almost the perfect situation if you're the Steelers because you're always picking in the mid to late teens. Right. So you're never going to be in a position where you can draft a quarterback with Mike Tomlin. Right.

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Where, you know, a lot of teams, if they are in the midst of what they feel like is a rut, they're usually one of the worst teams in the league. So that's not an option for the Steelers. Two, like, 18 overall picks or 17 overall picks for Sam Darnold, I think I might do that if the Vikings tag him. Oh.

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Do you have a better idea? I don't. I don't. I don't. The best one I can come up with is if he gets tagged, trade for Sam Darnold, I think Arthur Smith can get something good out of Sam.

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Well, you say they don't show any signs of growth. George Pickens would disagree with you. Yeah. He said he's seen signs of growth from the offense, and then the reporter asked him, does that make you optimistic going forward? And he said, nah. Nah. That's good. It's good to acknowledge that growth is not always good. Yeah. Sometimes it's okay to not grow.

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There's no good solution for them. And again, it feels kind of weird to feel bad for a franchise or feel bad for fans of a franchise that are perennially in the playoffs. They have six Super Bowls. They have six Super Bowls. But I understand the frustration.

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And also Steelers fans kind of saw this coming in late September. Oh, yeah. You knew exactly how the rest of the season was going to play out.

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We did give a lot of credit to Mike Tomlin for making that change. Yeah. Which took some balls.

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Ravens are insane. They can do anything they want on offense. Yeah. Even without safe flowers. Yeah. And I'm so excited for that matchup next week. I'm very excited too, but I've never been more confused about a game. Like how it's going to shake out. I have no idea.

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I think I'll probably end up betting for touchdown scores on each team.

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I read a report last week saying that if he doesn't play this game, he should be back in time for the next round, but I don't know. I don't think they really know either.

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First rookie-to-rookie touchdown pass in postseason history. Yeah, that was a crazy stat. I didn't believe it at first. Bo Nix, Troy Franklin.

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And I think we need to start respecting Khalil Shakir a little bit more. Yeah, I love him. Because he is a top-tier wide receiver. He doesn't get talked about like he is because his name wasn't Stefan Diggs, and he didn't have the media attention all around him. But he can play. Yeah. Whether he's returning a kick out of the slot on the outside, he's a problem for defenses.

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was so insane yeah he was just running around scrambling didn't look like anything was going to be open throws to the back of the end zone and he catches it with like his knee on the ground before his feet hit it was insane but you expect that type of stuff out of Josh the one to Dalton Kincaid also going into halftime the Broncos were kicking a field goal to tie the game yeah

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That's wild when you think about the second half and how lopsided it was to think back to that moment. Was it a 38-yarder? Yeah. Something like that?

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He doinked it. It was a very makeable kick. It was. And it was a very loud doink that he let out. Yeah. And if he had made that kick 10-10 into halftime, second half probably turns out the same way. But just kind of weird to think that they played him to a tie at halftime.

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50 yards is a lot longer. You know what it was? He hit it up so high on the upright. That's just kickers, man.

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and uh yeah the offensive line for the bills at one point our friend rudy who is uh i don't know if he is he a denver native yeah he is colorado yeah he is as colorado as it gets he was just like national champion yeah he was like the bills are their offensive line is just so heavy yeah and he was right they were mauling they just leaned on him dawkins was just bowling people over at one point dawkins like picked up james cook and dragged him for a first down on his own

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Yeah, hit him hard in the shoulder, right? Yeah. Yeah, knocked him out. Looked like he separated his shoulder. The Bills also looked like a very complete team.

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The thing I'll say nice about the Broncos, obviously this is free money. Oh, yeah, I got some nice things to say about the Broncos. Great season for the Broncos. You're very happy if you're a Broncos fan. You probably would have liked to make this more competitive or win the game, obviously, but you're happy. This is a good season for you. I think they have the most dead cap in NFL history.

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$85 million. So that's Russ Wilson. Yep. That's the contract that you correctly decided to cut your losses and move on from. And with Bo Nix and Cortland Sutton together, if you're putting together like an NBA jam team where you can only have two guys out there on offense. Yeah. That's one of the better combos. That's a fun one. Because Cortland Sutton is really, really good.

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And Bo Nix, obviously, he's going to be a great quarterback. Although I did see, I saw something in one of the pregame shows where they were talking about Sean Payton's offense and how complicated it is to learn for a quarterback. And some of his play calls are like, they take seven or eight seconds to say out loud, that's got to suck if you're a quarterback in that system.

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How much time do you have to spend just memorizing and paying attention?

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That's kind of the vibe with them. It's like, we're going to try to run the football. Right. We're going to put forth our best foot and try to run the football, but they just weren't able to.

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I'd say, is this an A, A-plus season? I'd say it's an A. Should we grade seasons? I think it's an A season. I think it's an A season. I would say an A-minus season for the Chargers.

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Yeah, I don't like the orange pants. The orange pants just look ridiculous. We say you don't want to be uniformed police. Yes, you do. Yeah, I want to be. Well, I saw the uniforms. They got no chance. I'm like the guy that buys that light at the hardware store and puts it in my car so I can pretend I'm a cop. I do want to be the uniformed police.

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Maybe Sean Payton went with these uniforms because he knew he was going to lose. And he didn't want to add, he wanted to sully the legacy of the great Denver uniforms with a loss.

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We always think, oh, I feel like they always win in these uniforms. Well, it's because their coach knows that they're better when they wear them.

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Those are awesome. I also like these Bills throwbacks with the red helmet. Yeah. Also, shout out that one guy in Bills Mafia that was in the end zone. Sport coat, big belly hanging over, giant twisted tee in his hand, and the buffalo wing necklace and the top hat. That was just like Bills Mafia just still down to a human being. King.

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Yeah, instead of watching sports, you should be out there participating in mutual combat.

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This is a game that you're going to have to be prepared for. You're going to have to be ready as a fan. Even if you're not a fan, specifically, of the Ravens or the Bills... You got to bring your A game to watch this game.

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And I would also like to know when they thought that the country was great because there's always been sports. Yeah. Bread and circus. Always been sports. Since the Romans. They did sports. It's a hell of a circus.

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Yeah. How about instead of worrying about whether or not a guy is going to cross an imaginary line on a field, you focus on real issues like immigration.

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DeMar should not have celebrated the interception. He knew that he didn't pick it off.

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That's true. I always wonder that when they go to a replay and it's a bang-bang play where a guy traps the ball off the ground a little bit. In the moment, if you're diving on the ground, do you know that you didn't catch it?

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I got a question for you about DeMar. Which is crazy. When did DeMar become a joke because he died? I don't know. Because it was a pretty incredible story what happened to him. Correct.

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I've noticed the same thing. Do you think it was a fake punt? It might have been the fake punt. That fake punt was... It might have been the fake punt. That was a funny... Because it felt like they were doing the fake punt to put the spotlight on, like, thank you for coming back tomorrow.

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And I think his whole mission is to put defibrillators in schools. Really good mission. Yeah.

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I think it was the mutual hand touching and then the pat on the head. They gave each other a side hug.

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Imagine if Patrick Mahomes did this, the media would go nuts. Did that become a big thing?

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You know what? This is ammunition for that war. This is ammunition for the picture of Patrick Mahomes kissing the ref on the lips, which I'm still not sure if that's real or not. No, that's real. It looks very real. So whenever that gets posted, now they have instant comeback. Yeah. Yeah, they're like, look at this. And this is realer.

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Yeah, you were. Yeah, you were mad. You were saying to show the Josh Allen thing. Yeah. Not knowing that Big Cat was going to say, oh, Josh said that the ref was saying stop yelling at me or I'm going to get penalized. Yeah.

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Are you concerned with the play-calling? I'm concerned with a win. Oh, okay. I was just asking. It sounds like you're a little touchy about that question.

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A normal answer to that would be, no, I thought Kellen Moore did a great job. Yeah, no, I'm not worried. Your answer tells me that you might be a little bit worried.

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Yeah. The injuries. Not great today. N'Kobe Dean. That's bad. That's the only injury, but it's really bad. Is Slay totally good? Slay came back in the game.

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Yeah, and then when they were driving with the ball, I think they threw a pass to their fifth string wide receiver who didn't put his feet inbound.

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Yeah, like if that was Romeo Dobbs that did that or if it was Christian Watson that did that, you'd be like, ha-ha, losers. Right. But now it's like this is kind of what you expect.

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Because that's what Rodgers and Favre were. Yeah, here's what I would say. On the broadcast, when they're talking about the passing of the torch, and they say, first it was Favre, then it went to Rodgers, now it's on Love, I don't think that one of those three is like the other. Right. It's the dragon meme? Exactly. But I think he's a good quarterback.

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Matt LaFleur is an awesome head coach. Yeah. And Josh Jacobs, great running back.

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That was a big boy run. Love watching. There were a couple big boy runs in this game. Dallas Goddard. That one, at one point, Josh Jacobs dragged a defender, I think like five yards on the ground, who was grabbing on the back of his shirt, which somehow didn't rip. It just stretched for like five yards. Yeah.

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Are they going to start drafting wide receivers in the first round all the time now for Jordan Love? That would be very funny. It would be.

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Yeah. Imagine Malik Willis without Matt LaFleur. Yeah. Exactly. Max, another question for you. AJ Green. Brown. AJ Brown. Different color. Reading a book on the sidelines. What book was it and why was he reading it?

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What's up, pit stain guy over there? Do you think the game is 90... Max never having pit stains. Come on, Max. Yeah, that was a bad... Come on, Max. Your ass crack is probably showing right now. Yeah. Not pit stains. Do you think 90% mental, 10% physical is a good breakdown? Um... For him, yes.

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Yeah, his ass is out for sure. He's just watching it. I got a chair. I'm not sure that the whole physical put together in this thing is the battle you want to pick with anybody, Max, because, yeah, your butt gets a lot of screen time.

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Would you like, in a game like this, where he is limited, how many catches did he have? He had one catch, three targets. Would you rather he maybe cranks it up to 15% physical?

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Okay. All right. So, Max, who do you want? Vikings or the Rams? Good question.

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And the Rams' offenses look bad. I don't know how they're going to be tonight.

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It's so my job as a member of the media to ask those tough questions, Max. It's so clear you're upset about the play calling. Just say it.

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Those are two separate things. Oh, okay. What would you grade the Packers season?

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They were. Oh, Schrager. Oh, yeah. RIP to the Schrager streak. They kind of got dealt a bad hand, though, with the injuries.

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Okay, so if you're looking at it just straight up grade as a whole the outcome of the season, yeah, definitely worse than a B. I'm saying B given what they were dealing with today.

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They were good. All their cornerbacks were good, especially Derek Stingley. Oh, yeah. Stingley was a problem. Will Anderson was very, very good, too. Yep. We have slept on the Texans' defense. Yeah, the offense still kind of stinks. I think it's been under the assumption that they're not a great team.

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Also, shout out to Philly for having the sax guy playing the national anthem. Oh, my God. Vanya Sax? Vanya Sax. Vanya Sax. That guy. That guy can get it. That was incredible. That sounds sexual.

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Yeah. No, penalty. And you remember how good, like, the push the offensive line was getting for the running game? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Overall, when we've been talking about them, we haven't been talking about them like they're a very good team because they haven't blown out bad teams. They've played in close games all year long. They haven't really shown us flashes on offense, but their defense has been good.

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What a fucking game. A crazy game. Every Commander's game is like this. Every single one comes down to the end.

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That's what we do. We had like a 17-play drive in the first or second quarter. Yeah. We didn't punt again today. Yeah. Because when it comes to fourth down, we either get fourth downs or we go for it and we don't convert them. And then we find ourselves like one minute later back in that same exact fourth down situation. And there's something about coaches named Dan.

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And their defense was very good against the Chargers, who they were the team that was supposed to have the suffocating defense going into it.

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that are just like, fuck it, we're going to go for it. If it's Dan Quinn, if it's Dan Campbell, Dan Lanning did that this year too, where you just get ultra aggressive. But I didn't have a problem, even when it didn't work out, that Dan Quinn kept going for it, because that's what we've done all year.

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Keep going for it, and something good will happen. Yeah, you go for it. You don't get it. You pin them deep, and then if you get a turnover, you're at least deep in their territory. But, yeah, it's like they pushed everything to the limit of how close they could make this game. And there's something about Jaden. He does not show emotion. Sometimes he smiles during play.

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Yeah, I was going to say, his only emotion is happiness. But usually, he just doesn't have any emotion whatsoever. Yeah. If you see the clip of him reacting to the game-winning field goal at the end of this game, He's on the sidelines, and he doesn't even smile. He just sits there, and it doinks in, and then he gets up, and then five seconds after it goes in, he starts dapping people up.

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And then if you go up, if you dominate the first part of the game and you go up 6-0 on two field goals, that, when we talked about, like, if you go up, if you kick a field goal to go up six points in a game, it feels like the other team always comes down and scores again. It felt like you were losing the game, having only gotten six points out of those two incredible drives.

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But the dude, he's like, they say that Joe Burrow, his high school basketball coach, told his parents, you're lucky that he loves sports, because if he didn't, you might have a Dexter on your hands. Yeah. He might actually be a killer. Yeah.

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uh jayden is kind of the same way during a game he just he he never gets too excited never get the moment's never too big for jayden which is crazy to say as a rookie but he is he's going to be him and who he is is just fucking awesome yeah so watch this clip here it doinks in he's just like okay cool We won the game. Yeah, nice. We won.

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So the Chiefs thing, which is my favorite team plays today, I'm going to kill myself. Oh, nice, we won. I had memes whip up a Commander's version, and the Commander's version is like in the middle. It's just this game is really close. Holy shit, Jane Daniels is good. And then at the end, nice, we won. He's going to do something awesome, and we're going to win this game.

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Somehow this happens every week. Again, it goes back to the question of are the Commanders a good team? I still don't know how good we are.

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I think Jaden Daniels is the best team I've ever rooted for in my life.

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Yeah, and you know the inches that are all around us? Yeah. He gets those inches. Jaden Daniels leads the league in inches all around him that he acquires. Yeah. And there's... Every time something like this happens, I still have a part of my brain that has to think, if Dan Snyder was still the owner, there's no chance that ball bounces in. Right. Bounces in.

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And something interesting about the Commander's playoff history. So this is their first playoff win in 19 years since 2006, January 26. Against the Bucs, right? Against the Bucs. The previous playoff game before that, I believe, was 1999, and it was also against the Bucs. And that was Dan Snyder's first playoff game as owner. We're down 14-13, kicking a field goal at the end of the fourth quarter.

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Botched the snap. Everything goes to shit. Game over. And this... Josh Harris' first game as owner, the ball bounces off the upright and somehow goes in. There's been good vibes around this team all season long where just the smallest shit tends to break our way when we need it the most. And I don't know. I don't know how else to explain it. I'm so happy getting to watch Jaden Daniels.

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And also Terry McLaurin, another great game for him. And our defense, we just stepped up and now we're like a medium defense team. Marshawn Lattimore got cooked. You got to get medium plus. We do get medium plus. A lot of places don't say medium plus exists. Marshawn Lattimore got cooked in the first half by Mike Evans. But still, I think he was held under 100 yards somehow.

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But this team, there's just something about them that I love watching. I don't know if they're good, but they're great.

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But then we got the ball in our hands, and we were moving the ball, and it was like this is exactly how I saw it playing out, which is Todd Bowles is going to try to blitz a lot, and Jaden is a different quarterback than who we saw in week one. He's more decisive. He's going to be able to take off and run when he has to.

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But also, more importantly, he's going to hit guys in the middle of the field when he has to. He played a great game. Our running game was virtually non-existent.

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Vitave is just a mountain of a human being. He's one of my favorite players. He's great. We kept trying to run it up the middle. Brian Robinson is the last person that you should be asking to run against defense like that because he hates bouncing to the outside. Yeah.

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Brian Robinson, if he gets the ball, he wants to run at somebody's face and run him over for two, three extra yards and soften him up over the course of a game. You're not going to soften Vitave up. No. He's untenderizable.

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I was going to lead off by saying he didn't throw any interceptions, so I don't know what I'm supposed to talk about right off the jump.

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scrambles out of the pocket makes an incredible play hits a bomb down the field like 34 yards that was like that play that ben johnson tried to get jerry goff to run yeah he said can you intentionally fumble it because it throws the whole defense off they they get off what their normal schedule is and their routine is right and then it can open stuff up this was not intentional this is a mistake but it opened everything up downfield and then all of a sudden yeah like they're saying it's the whole offense looked different

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Yeah. I can't have Max. Max, you can't do that. Oh, an NFC championship with the Eagles? Why?

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No. No, but I can't have Max's stink on this team. Too bad. I ban you from cheering for the Commanders.

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Max, we, we, we did get some breaks today. They got some breaks too. It happens. But also if, okay, if they fumble a snap and they don't get a third down conversion and then guess what? You still have to go win the game. No, I... Like, we're good enough to... Here's where we're at. We're not a great team. We're good enough, and Jaden is good enough to take advantage of every mistake.

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If you give him a window, he will find a way to win a game at the end.

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Did you hear his speech or his interview that he gave out of halftime?

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Was it just as uninspiring as I imagined it to be? He got so confused. I forgot which was left and which was right. Yeah. Like, listen to his explanation here.

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He had no idea what to do. What he did at the end of the first half was one of the more puzzling things I've ever seen. Yeah. How many seconds did he waste?

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So, yeah. We're a little bit banged up. Marshawn Lattimore's injured, obviously. Yeah. I hope he's injured, because otherwise it's not a very good performance out of a healthy Marshawn Lattimore, given what we're paying him. But... I would give the Bucs a B. You won your division. Baker's awesome. Baker's awesome. That's really what it is. Like, Baker's awesome. Yeah. What?

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I gave the Broncos an A. Recency bias. Yeah, wait. So those are two A grades out of four that I've given up.

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Why are you so angry with me today, Max? Because he's a real Commanders fan.

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See, I fucking love the Commanders, and I love Jaden Daniels, and this season has been an incredible gift, and I'm so excited about what's coming next. Next week... Let's not talk about next week right now. How about that? You should not think about the Lions until Thursday. Not going to think about the Lions. Just enjoy this win. There's no reason to think about the Lions.

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We're playing Team X next week. Yeah. Who knows? Maybe their offense is bad. Who knows?

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Yeah. And there have been some fucking crazy ones. The Bears game, obviously. The Cowboys game, which wasn't even him. He was on the sidelines in the second half cheering on Marcus Mariota. Yeah. The Eagles game when he came back against that really, really good defense that the Eagles have. Yeah. And just shredded him. The Saints game. The Saints game and the Falcons game.

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It always comes down to the last minute with this guy. If we can get to the last minute against the Lions, I will be a very, very happy man.

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Shock the world. Shock the world. Shock the world. Max is rooting for you. Thank you, Max. That means a lot. Let's go commies. Let's go commies. Left hand up, Max. Yep.

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I don't even remember what you're talking about Hank is all over the map with it. You know what your problem is Hank you have like conflicting allegiances due to your troll brain and your vet brain and sometimes Sometimes they fight.

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I would take it. He is the first rookie quarterback to win in the playoffs on the road since 2012, Russell Wilson. Don't ask who he played or where he played. And before that was Mark Sanchez. Before that, Joe Flacco. And then before that, all the way back to 1976, Pat Hayden. So I'm going to say it. I'm going to stamp my grade on the commander season already. A plus. A plus plus. A plus plus.

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Let's go, yeah. Did you see that play at the end where Cancy tried to tackle Jaden from behind and grabbed his towel and then just kept sprinting towards Jaden with Jaden's full towel in his hand?

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And it's like the shortest hair ever. So when he kept fixing it, I was like, is there a bug on there? But he actually does have OCD. And his compulsion is that he has to split the uprights. Yeah. Or at least bounce off the inside of one of them.

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And very clearly so that everyone can hear it, when people get mad at Big Cat and Hank and they're like, why aren't you happier for PFT?

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i don't need them to be happy for me that's that's not your job to be happy that's not your team that you're rooting for like i understand like okay it's cool if your friend did something whatever yeah i'm happy for you right now but if it comes to like if you have a bet yeah that's on the line you're gonna root for that bet and i would root for that bet in your in your position every single time also it would be the weirdest thing ever if hank and i celebrated with pft like like we were like

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Well, you know what? We are genuinely super, super upset whenever Max loses. That's true.

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Actually, you know what? Max has almost gotten to the point where now I would be happy for Max. No, I was thinking about this. I said the word almost very clearly. Yes. I agree with that. Almost. I missed the almost. It's close. We're getting dangerously close to me being happy for Max with a win.

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Yeah, he's got other bills, too. Yeah, the only team Hank... This is where the troll brain comes in.

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I feel like Chargering would be a little bit closer at the end. Yeah, I don't know. I think the Chargers ran into an acute case of building their entire offense out of Vlad Mikhalki.

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All right, fine. We'll empty the clip. Okay, I've got the Buffalo Bills.

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What? I've got the Buffalo Bills, Lamar Jackson, and then Manchester United to be relegated. But that money goes to Chief, which could be worth $10,000. And then the Washington Capitals to win the Stanley Cup.

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Here's a fun stat real quick. This is from Optus Stats. In NFL history, there have been three instances of a team having zero turnovers and zero punts in a game behind a rookie starting quarterback.

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All three were by Jaden Daniels and the Commanders. Week two, week three, and tonight.

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I love him so much. Max, what were you going to say? He's so good. He turned it over on downs twice. Oh.

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Correct. Okay, well, hey, Max, how about this? If we kicked field goals every time on fourth down, then that Baker fumble doesn't really mean anything. But you didn't, and then you failed. Yeah, but you're taking away turnovers for the Bucs, but not taking away turnovers for the Commanders. They were just unforced errors.

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That's a good thing. You're right that we do have that, and Adam Peters gets a lot of credit, too, for the just complete roster turnaround that's happened. Just all new guys. Dan Quinn's done a great job. I'm the happiest I can remember being as a football fan maybe ever. Maybe ever. If we're talking about arrows, if we're doing the arrow game.

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Yeah, I mean, the wild card game that year. Yeah, it was as disastrous as it could.

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That looked bad. Che and I agreed to turn injuries off at the start of this game. And this is now two games, not two games in a row because the Falcons game and then this one where his knee bends and you're like, fuck, this is it. And then he just stands up. Yeah. He's just like not injured. But yeah, this is way better than 2005 because we had Mark Brunel who was like 46 years old.

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Took it out. About four minutes later, I was eating a world-class meal. The chicken burrito bowl is legit. If you haven't tried Kevin's Natural Foods, you're missing out. If you want a delicious protein-packed meal that's on the table in five minutes, Kevin's Natural Foods heat and serve entrees are perfect. They're clean, nutritious meals, and they taste like something you get in a restaurant.

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Again, try that chicken burrito bowl. You guys will not regret it. It is delicious.

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I think. I think the Vikings should win, but I also think that Sean McVay. And that's the end of that sentence. And Sam Darnold, I'm a little nervous. I just think Sean McVay, I would not bet against him in the playoffs.

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he like he's got a good team yeah i think he knows something he knows something because on paper you should have tried to win that win horse win horse why did he do that why did he do why did he feel so confident rolling jimmy garoppolo out there it's because he he knew either one that resting his guys was more important than whoever they played yeah or because he sees some weird voodoo matchup hmm

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But he also didn't know who he would be playing in that opening game. It could have been the Lions. Right. Or maybe he just knew that the Lions were going to roll the Vikings.

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Who knows? But I'm sure I'll have some degree of, like, super confidence in whatever I choose to gamble on tomorrow night. Oh, for sure.

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So Matt Stafford is very good against the Blitz. He's one of the best quarterbacks against the Blitz.

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But also we can agree that Matt Statton, not all pressures are created equally.

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Yeah, it could be. Maybe he spent the week off at Aloe. He's feeling good. Maybe a little Daniel Jones. Two-headed monster. With Sam Darnold? Yeah, mix him in there.

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Not to me. I mean, I heard some people saying that they're dragging the season out too long. I'm fine with dragging the football seasons longer.

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And was it the pick six that bounced off Will Disley? That one wasn't on Justin Herbert, but the other ones were.

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Yeah, where they ran the toss play out to the left, where they went backwards about four yards. Mm-hmm. I don't know why you do that. Don't really get it. We should say, though, Caleb Downs made a great play on it. Caleb Downs is a heat-seeking missile on that play. Caleb Downs has been doing that all season long. He takes the perfect angle every single time. He's a great player.

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So, yeah, a great player made a great play on a bad play call. Yeah. How about that? Yeah. Texas had a chance going in at the end. They just made more plays. The better team won. Jeremiah Smith was not really part of it. No, they shut him down. Which is crazy to say, like, just throw the ball to Jeremiah Smith every single time because you probably could do that.

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But I don't know if Texas took him out of the game. No, Texas defense balled out. And Ohio State does have other good wide receivers. Yeah. And they made plays.

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I think this was important for Sark to show Quinn Ewers that he had his back. Yeah, I understand that. Because everybody was saying put in Arch, and I was saying it too. If you're looking for a couple yards, you have a quarterback that can move. And also, he's definitely a threat to pass, but much more capable of picking up a couple yards in a running game than Quinn would be. Yeah.

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I don't know why you wouldn't put him in, but I think that Sark had some weird blood oath with Quinn Ewers. It's like, you're my guy. We're bringing Arch in. Probably when they first signed Arch. He was like, Quinn, I want to let you know. I want to give you my word that he's not coming here to take your job. And we're not going to play into any of that. There's going to be a lot of media talk.

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The fans are going to say we want Arch. This is you. This is me talking to you, and I give you my word. You're my guy. I think this was Sark like... fulfilling on that when he did have something that he could have done that probably would have given them a slightly better chance to win.

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For you, did you see it in the moment and think to yourself, this is an all-time Ohio State highlight? Yeah. It's perfect for him. Yeah. I don't know if you knew this.

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I think Ohio State would have jumped the loser of the SEC championship game. Or the Big Ten. So it might have been both teams. If Texas had lost that game like they did, then I think Ohio State maybe would have jumped.

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Okay. Let me pull up the... But that also means that, yeah, two of the teams in the top four got beaten by those teams that were like, maybe they'd get in, maybe they wouldn't.

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I would never understand somebody who's a fan of a sport being upset that the sport uses a tournament at the end of the season to pick who the winner is.

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Yeah, and in the championship, Ohio State, they seem like they're the better team, right? Would you agree? Yes. They seem to be the better team? They are the better team. Ohio State... should beat Notre Dame unless Ryan Day does the weird Ryan Day thing that he did against Michigan.

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And if there's a coach who's capable of bringing that out of Ryan Day, I think it might be Lou Holtz to get him back into that mindset that he had where it's like we have to just outman him because he has something to prove. Right. He's got a fixation with Lou Holtz that he needs to figure out how to set aside going into this game. Yeah. And also Marcus Freeman is a great coach too.

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Texas got a little bit of push at times on that defensive line. Notre Dame's got a great offensive line.

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Big Cat, this stat, is it a bad stat? Is it a good stat? Or is a bad stat that actually is kind of good if you read it the wrong way? Okay. Justin Herbert is now the only player in NFL history to throw more interceptions in a playoff game than he had interceptions during the entire regular season.

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play itself out there. What about this take? And I'm going to say this from an anonymous person online. Mike Vrabel is proof that one smart clock management moment in a nationally televised game buys you five to 10 years of NFL media thinking you're a great coach. Memes meme that. That was memes. Memes? Hurt people hurt people.

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Also in this post, memes refers, I think he's referring to me as being NFL media.

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My who's back of the week is the Philadelphia 76ers. Oh. Because they were threatening to leave town. Oh. They were going to abandon Philly. After all they've done for Philly. And the city of Philadelphia just came to an agreement to keep them around for a while. So congrats, Max.

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But aren't you happy? Like, that's a major win. They're not leaving town. Good. I'm glad.

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Yeah. Cooper Flagg. My other who's back of the week is LeBron. Oh. He's back in the news. Have you heard about LeBron? I've seen it. I still don't understand it. All right. So LeBron was dancing to a Kendrick Lamar song like a month ago. And then Drake put out a song called Fighting Irish. And Drake has a tattoo of LeBron on his arm. This is normal stuff.

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Has a tattoo of LeBron on his arm from when LeBron was a high schooler. Oh. When he was playing on a team that was called the Irish.

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And in that, he seems to throw some shots at LeBron being like, I know things about you. You shouldn't have been dancing to that song that called me a pedophile.

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Now, DJ Academics went live and said that he is familiar with the accusations and that Drake does have some info about LeBron that he could put out. And now LeBron is probably very, very afraid. Credit to LeBron.

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He's done a great... Being the most famous person in the world for the last 20 years, he's done a great job of not having any major, huge scandals about him that have gotten brought to light until recently, until very recently. So I don't know what's going to happen. Do you think Drake has... Is he just lashing out because he got beat so bad? Has he...

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Handled getting defeated on a public stage worse than anyone else after threatening to sue his own record label?

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I would agree that LeBron, if he was friends with Drake, should not have done that.

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That lines up. Yeah. He was up in Canada banging whores. That's academics.

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I also think that Drake is just desperate to get a win anywhere. Yeah. Anywhere he can find one.

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Yeah, he's pressing the button, blowing everybody up. Everyone's coming down with me.

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Here's a take. Three interceptions is not enough interceptions. Mm-hmm. I agree. That's not enough interceptions. You've got to throw a few. You have to have more interceptions than that. But, yeah, it shines a light on how well he played and how the Chargers formula during the regular season was play mistake-free football, play tough defense, and then somehow you win the game. Right.

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It also leads to regional styles of football amongst the divisions, which is cool. It's like having identity for your division.

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They were probably looking at the criticisms of the college football playoff. They're like, yeah, we need to do that too. No, you don't. Yeah, no, you don't. I mean, yeah, sometimes you're going to have a good wildcard team and you're going to have a below average division winner.

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I'm okay with it because if you go on the road and you lose to a 7-9 team in the playoffs, you should have beaten that team.

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No, I think we're good. I mean, unless something really weird happens. If there was an instance where a really shitty division winner, what's the worst possible record you could have?

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Wait, you're Mike Frabel? Blake Bortles? Which team are you talking about? Oh, no.

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I also like having Max as my buddy and my friend right now, so I appreciate it, Max. I can tell you really mean all this stuff from your heart.

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And in this game, it didn't work out, and he did not play mistake-free football by a long shot. He was, to be fair to Justin Herbert, they hit the fuck out of him a lot.

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So far we have two Ron Rivera teams. And the Pete Carroll team, yeah.

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That was a big time NFC beast move by Doug Peterson that game. Get us into the playoffs. Put Nate Sudfeld up. Yeah.

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I think people are frustrated with Justin Herbert because this gets really into, like, the sports media ecosystem. Correct. I'm going to be the Justin Herbert. I'm going to be the say something bad about Justin Herbert guy. Okay. You guys talk about him like he's won three Super Bowls. He hasn't won a playoff game.

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But you guys, we're supposed to think Justin Herbert is the second coming of Jesus Christ and Tom Brady. Yeah. But your golden boy hasn't won a playoff game. He just threw four interceptions. He sucks. He sucks. He played a very bad game. At some point, the expectations, if he is like your entire offense...

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And if he's supposed to be a great quarterback that's going to be worthy of a huge extension, you would like for him to play way, way better in the playoffs.

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Yeah, but to be worthy of that, to be worthy of that money and all the cap that's going to be tied up in him.

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I'm very critical of the tag superstar. People got mad at me when I said Jalen Brunson wasn't a superstar. I have like four superstars in the whole league.

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He didn't play. Who are the four? So it's Jokic, it's Giannis, it's Luka, and then there's the aging group of superstars that's like Steph, LeBron, KD. It's not. I don't go. Superstar to me is if you said their name to your mom or someone on the street, they would immediately be like, yeah, of course I know who that is.

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He's a star. I'm very critical. We've done this, so I don't want to rehash it. But it's not a knock on him. Jalen Brunson, I feel the same way. It's like he's a star. Superstar has to be one of the... Everyone knows who that person is.

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Yeah, that's true. Listen, some people have superstar threshold is different than mine.

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Yeah. Wait, so these are the Stat Hole Sports? He has all these numbers up here?

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Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But this also has Tatum is better than Embiid in both numbers.

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So he could explain each number and why it's better. It makes sense. So it's better to be higher in offense and lower in – Correct. Actually, that does make sense. That does make sense. All right. Okay. Want to talk about some other games?

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Crazy. Literally the same percentage. What do they say? Player shooter shots made in the final five minutes. That's clutch time, baby.

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Max, PFT's right. You're not a numbers guy. That would be like Hank dressing nice on a regular day. Like, you're not a numbers guy. You'd look really weird. He's not a numbers guy. You're an emotions guy, Max. Yeah, you're fucking... You're a piss and vinegar guy.

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All right, let's talk about Timberwolves Warriors because Steph is still not playing, and the Warriors are very difficult to watch.

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They are very difficult. They were leading at half without making a three. I mean, credit to Jimmy Butler and Kaminga for keeping this game close, but this game was Julius Randle. Julius Randle has been so good. He's their most consistent player. Anthony Edwards, I know, I think he had 36th. and Anthony Edwards obviously has a higher ceiling and all that stuff.

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Julius Reynolds in these playoffs has been Mr. Consistency, and it's crazy to watch him make the right pass instead of doing his old school spin move where he spins to no one, being all over the boards. He's not forcing it. He's letting the game come to him, and it's cool to watch a guy find a good spot.

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It's probably going to piss off Knicks fans to watch this, but he is Mr. Consistency, and he was triple-double in this game.

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I think it was coming out of a huddle because Draymond Green had fouled out of the game. I don't know if you can find the clip, Max. Max says a funny thing after he goes toe-to-toe with Hank. He just kind of sits back and like stops, takes like a timeout, mental timeout. Yeah, I was processing. Replaying everything in his head. He thinks about what he said. The show is still going.

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I can't believe I tried to do math. He just didn't have his hands anywhere near his computer there when we started bringing it up.

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I also like that people were like, this is rigged. There was 15 seconds left. The Warriors were going to try to score. Yeah. You can't rig... It'd be one thing if it was, they were up, if it was, you know, the Wolves had said five and a half, and they're like, hey, let the Warriors score here.

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No, it was absolutely five and a half. I'm just happy that we keep doing the Awu tweet. I would like to see Steph Curry play in this game. I don't really want to see Gary Payton and... Gary Payton Jr., the second, sorry. And Pudzimski just missed a million shots. Buddy Hill. Buddy Hill's actually been decent. Yeah. You can't expect much more from what Buddy Hill has given. No, you can't expect.

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We're at max Buddy Hill. You can't expect much more from this team. No. It's Jimmy Butler basically making incredible footwork plays in one-on-one basketball and then shooting it over Rudy Gobert, who does affect every shot, and you're hoping that all of them go in and then maybe you have a chance.

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And Kaminga did have his 30-point game, so that was tough that it came in a loss.

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Yeah. And yeah, I just... The Wolves are fun. Julius Randle, fun. I like watching the Wolves. And I like watching Anthony Edwards, that dunk he had. Woo! And also, you know what I'm rooting for? Mike Conley.

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Of course. Good guy. And he had, I think it was late in the game. I watched all these games. I saved them on YouTube TV and watched them on my flight back. It was towards the end of the game where he was just playing really good defense. I was like, Mike Conley. I fucking like that. That's the dad in you. I had to.

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Yeah. All right. Nuggets Thunder has been a weird series. 2-2. Since we last recorded, though, we had the overtime game on Friday night where I don't want to... like reduce playoff basketball into one simple thing. But I think in this game you can, where it simply was the Denver Nuggets are former champions and the Oklahoma City Thunder are a young team.

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And it was like, find a way to win and the Nuggets could do it. And the Thunder were like, hey, let's just have SGA go one on five and hope it works.

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And Aaron Gordon just being the man. Mr. Nugget. He is so awesome. Give me five Aaron Gordons. Did you know that he built a court in his house this summer and worked on his shot all summer?

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And also Michael Porter Jr. is playing with an entire ice pack on his shoulder. Yeah. At all times.

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Yeah. But so Friday night, the Nuggets have a huge win. It's like, all right, if they can somehow win on Sunday, this series could be over. And this game was... Horrific to watch. The Nuggets scored eight points in the first quarter. The teams were combined one for 32 shooting at one point from three point to start the game.

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It felt like the Nuggets had this game, or they at least were going to have a chance to win this game and get to that pressure point of like, hey, we're the team that's won a championship. And Jokic missing those two free throws when it was 84-80. Jokic has not been that good. He looks like he's hurt. Well, they're also beating the fuck out of him.

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I feel like there was a few moments in that fourth quarter where it was like, oh, here come the Nuggets. And there was at least two that had come to mind of Russ having a wide open three and missing.

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That's true. Bronchitis. Yeah, but it was... I mean, those two... I know... Well, it does come down. You got to make your free throws. And it was kind of shocking to see Jokic miss those two free throws. And it's also... We're having a competing war online of... fan bases and posting replays of Jokic flops and Thunder beating the fuck out of Jokic and which one's more egregious.

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There's complaints coming from all sides. Yeah. Because there was that clip that went viral the other night of Lou Dort just basically trying to wrestle Jokic and nothing getting called. And then Jokic having flops and doing stuff and nothing getting called. I think they're just not calling anything. Ever. Yeah. Which I'm okay with as long as they stay consistent. Yeah.

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Lou Dort does have a little bit of a football player playing like pickup basketball with the basketball team. He's got some sharp elbows. Yeah. He can't hit a three right now too. And I'm a torture guy. I'm a torture chamber guy. I love Lou Dort.

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And I also do think there's times where he just doesn't get the call. Yeah. Because it happened to Shaq famously of Shaq is so big they don't know how to officiate him because he's so much bigger than everyone.

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Yeah, huge ball don't lie. Ball don't lie for Caruso. Yeah, but it really is a clip war going on. Yeah. On both sides, and I'm just sitting here just enjoying it. I think that- Today was not an enjoyable basketball game, I should say. No, it was not.

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Yeah. Who do you think is going to win this series? I do think Jokic is going to have another... He's not going to play... And again, all in perspective, a bad Jokic game is when he's like 26 points, 12 rebounds, but he has to take like 24 shots to do it. Yeah, what's the schedule? I think their next game is Tuesday. You're just going off legs?

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Yeah, they play Tuesday, Thursday. They don't get a day off. Then Sunday if there's a game, 7. So that would be the only time they get two days off. So if you're going off legs, the Nuggets have to win one of these next two, and then they get two days off before game seven.

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The last series, the Pacers, holy shit. They kicked the fuck out of the Cavs tonight. I know the Cavs. So the Cavs won on Friday night. Donovan Mitchell was out of this world. That one highlight was so sick of him spin moving and then readjusting in the air. But tonight was Pacer ball. I think they had 25 assists in the first half. Insane. Insane. Everyone shot.

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Remember Kyrie scored like 18 points in a row. Yeah. I was like, I've never seen anyone play basketball. 80 to 39.

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Yeah, someone asked me, and I said the only thing bigger than 80-39 would be 70-29. That's a huge leap. 72-31 does not even feel like 41 points. Yeah, but 70-29, that's massive.

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60-19, that's not an NBA basketball game. That's SEC football. No, I was going to say that's a high school girls basketball, the first round of the tournament, state tournament. The best team plays the worst team in 60-19.

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Yeah, I like that Kennesaw pull. I was on the tip of my tongue. Listen, I'm not going to say this series is over because I do think the Cavs are going to win the next game, and then there's a little bit more pressure. But Charles Barkley thinks this series is over because he said, I'll see you all in Indy next week. Say no more. Get the steak ready. Well done, Filet Mignon. Okay. Okay.

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That is so disgusting. That is so disgusting. Also, I think he said filet mignon.

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He does. He does love hockey. Good point. I mean, I do think the Pacers are going to win this. I think they're better than the Cavs. I just think that the Cavs are going to win game five.

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What happened to the locker room? Pacers team is good. Hank... Yeah. You've been mocking me. No, I like Pacer Dan.

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Yeah, big time. Big time. And the Pacers had a whoop-ass half at the same time as the Cavs had their suck-ass half. Yeah, it was poor timing. Wait, did Donovan Mitchell come back in the game? I don't think he did because he only played 20 minutes. That's not good. I'll be honest. I tuned out the second half because I was like, the Pacers are just so much better.

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So, doubtful return game after suffering an ankle injury. Okay, I take that back. The Pacers are going to win this series, maybe in five. I think in five. So, just going off vibes. And I think I predicted Cavs in five or six, so I was very wrong about that. But yeah, Pacers. They got to go back to the old logo for the fucking Eastern Conference final. I agree.

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And if the Pacers play the Knicks or the Celtics, that's like big time. You have to go.

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You have to fight fire with fire. You can't be the Indiana Heat, which is what they've been wearing.

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That feels like three and a half. Let me explain why I think it's three and a half, one and a half. I feel like the Celtics are one half of basketball away from the Knicks being like, all right, we quit.

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Like, if they come out and they just absolutely demolish it, I think the Knicks would be like, this is not fun.

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No, I think it's 2-2 because I think the way the Nuggets have won their two games has been very like we're a team that knows how to do this, whereas the Thunder cannot. I know that it was like crazy game one, obviously, but like the championship medal of the Nuggets deserves two wins in this game.

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4-0 Pacers is what I have it at. 5-1. Hank, do you agree with all these advanced metrics? Yeah. Dude, the filet mignon, well done.

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That would be funny if the Knicks somehow won Monday night and then Joe Mazzulla came out game five with just a belt around his neck. Just tightening it a little bit more. A ball gag in.

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max let me let me ask you a question first do you think the knicks are gonna win again on wednesday they they can if the knicks win monday night i'll tell you what's gonna happen if the knicks can win monday night i think the celtics will 100 win game five and then it will be just pressure cooker two games two game series that's what if the knicks can win monday night do you agree with that

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Yeah, actually, the Knicks have to win Monday night because the only thing you don't want to do is have a 3-2 lead on the Celtics.

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Max. But here's the thing. We got a Pope. Good point. We do have a Pope. Here's the thing, Max. This is not the series, I think. I know the first two games happened. The Knicks kind of had to win Saturday. They weirdly had to go up 3-0 because what happened on Saturday, what can you replicate more? The Celtics have had a 20-point lead in all three games. I know, but...

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We should probably start with this because we need to pump up our boy, get him back. There were some comments that were like, hey, Hank's just, you know, he's down in the dumps again. Who said that? Negative Nancy not talking. That's not true.

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You're just saying that you don't watch the Pacers. And you don't like that they're in Indiana.

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We were talking on Thursday night. Before we recorded, because you guys were out, so it was just me and PFT and memes on the Zoom, and I was just like, it's crazy that Hank just doesn't, because he doesn't watch hockey, he can't just reverse everything that PFT trolls Hank with.

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Yeah, he was not worried. So the Celtics on Saturday, we're going to talk about every game from this weekend. The Celtics on Saturday kicked the shit out of the Knicks. Jason Tatum showed up in his fully laced up Timberlands, ready to go to work. What was that look for, Hank?

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We cannot lose Hank. We also had a buzzer beater on Saturday night. It was sick. Insane. Insane. Do we want to debate how it could actually be a buzzer beater with time still on the clock? I was joking. We don't. We don't. There was 0.4 seconds left on the clock. I don't know what Skinner was doing in that moment.

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I don't know hockey, I'm not an expert, but it feels like the goalie's job there is to put their leg firmly on the post and make sure nothing gets by them in that angle. And he comes so far out, and I mean, it was crazy.

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What? Yeah. His own goal. Yeah, Dreisaitl, I mean, he was trying to make a play. He just kind of got stuck there.

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Well, I mean, it's just like he... I mean, the Joker did the Joker. I know, literally the Joker. A guy with aura would have... The Joker did the Joker. Would have the loose Timberlands, I would say. Got it.

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He came so far out. It was a great fake shot. No, but he could have. He didn't have to. He came out. He comes out of the camera. He came out of the crease. Like, he came too far out before the fake. He was just out of position. Like. Right there. That's fine. But then, like, you have to get back. He's so far out of the... Yeah. That's a crazy... That's just crazy.

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I don't know how that... And listen, the Oilers are up 2-1, but that's the type of game that's like you had... Or you didn't have, but you just can't lose like that. Yeah. Whitney must have been just... Oh, his Twitter spaces was... Buried.

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Yeah. The Leafs had no chance tonight because Yans hit the drum. And we got to get Yans on. He hit the drum for the Panthers. That was it. And he banged the Biz Idiot shirt. Yeah. Which is a great shirt. Yeah. So that... That was – and it did feel – because what game – when was game three was? Friday. Friday night, Marchand in OT.

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That was where the Leafs, if they could have won that game, found a way to win that game, then it's like, all right, you should not fully Leaf this. And I'm not saying they've Leafed it yet because his home team has won both games and it's been very competitive. But now it gets a little tighter for the Leafs.

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You wear the same shit every day, too. You win one game. Yeah, you do. You wear the same shit every day, too. We all wear the same shit. but I'm not deciding who has or who doesn't. Literally, this room is just PFT dresses like a fifth grader, and then everyone else wears a hoodie and joggers. That's it. That's the entire fashion of part of my day.

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Yeah. Last series, my only thing is the Jets aren't going to win this series because Hellebuck on the road stinks. Yeah. He gave up five goals. He's just not good on the road. Do they bench him? They did not bench him, but they should bench him.

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Because he's not good on the road. And the Stars are really good. Rantanen is continuing to stay on fire. I think he had a goal.

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He had two assists and a goal. Yeah. He's in the zone. We got to get Yantz off.

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And this is one of those situations, I know this is stupid to judge your sports this way, but I do. The Stars fans had to deal with Luka being traded. Right. And the Cowboys. If I'm going to root for any Dallas sports success, it would be the Stars. What about the Rangers? Rangers don't really care. It was kind of cool when they won the series. Yeah, it was. But I'm just saying, like, I don't.

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Media should start talking about it. National Sports Podcast. National Sports Podcast should start talking about it. Kyle Schwarber, MVP, leading the league in home runs. Just something to think about. Just something to think about. You guys want to talk a little football? Because I got a couple things.

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Yeah, Derek Carr retired. He did retire, yeah. So I... I tweeted out that I'm going to be sad, and I understand people. The majority of the reaction was like, dude, who cares? If he's on your team, you don't like him. He's just good enough to just piss you off. One, we're a little biased because we actually enjoyed our interview with Derek Carr very much. Two, Derek Carr is in that camp.

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He's like a half a version of Philip Rivers. Do you know what I mean? You know what you're getting from Derek Carr, and he will provide you with some funny moments, and that is worth something to me.

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And he'll make a weird face. He'll have the mascara. He'll throw a funny interception. He'll also throw a perfect drop it in a bucket touchdown.

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So I'm going to miss him. And he did have that stretch of his from, I think it was 2014, 15, 16. He was good. He was good. And I also wonder, is he fully retired? I don't know. Or is he just trying to not play on the Saints?

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I also think this helps the Saints because I saw he was taking his bonus this year, but it's going to help them overall in the cap.

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Kirk Hudson's a little better than Derek Carr, but yes, I agree. Yeah, he is. He's an upgrade.

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So I agree on paper what you're saying. Do you think the Falcons are scared of Kirk Cousins?

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That's the take that you got to go with. I think there could be a chance that that phone gets picked up because they're like, hey, he's not going to hurt us.

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I mean, if he's healthy. Yeah. But yeah, I'm going to be sad. Derek Carter was like a dependable guy we can joke about. Yep. And so when you lose one, don't you agree? He's like 40% of a Philip Rivers. Yeah. I mean, he was never as hilarious as Philip.

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On Fox, we're going to get one. I saw the leak of Commander's Dolphins in Spain. Is that real? I just saw the leak.

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I wish they did this. I'm going to say I don't like how they're doing this, PFT. I don't like that they're slowly trickling out the schedule. I would prefer if the NFL, instead of telling us when the schedule comes, just one day we wake up and they hit us with a surprise schedule.

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We need to someday have the NFL respect us so much that we get to release a game.

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All right, so the actual release is Wednesday? I believe so. Okay, so on Friday's show, when we tape on Thursday, we'll do Mount Rushmore of games of the 2025 season? Mm-hmm.

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But you know who you play and where you play them. No, because when you do the actual schedule, it's all art to it where it's like if you do three wins in a row, you're going to have to throw a loss in there.

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You don't know when you're going to want to play? I want to know when the Bears are playing Thursday and Monday night games.

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How on a scale of one to I'm going to be one to this is bullshit and disrespectful. What if it was Eagles Cowboys? They might do that. Yeah. Would that be bullshit and disrespectful?

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I think Commanders makes more sense just off of Jaden Daniels. Cowboys are a bummer. Yeah, but they're the Cowboys. They are the Cowboys. But then, you know, now that I'm saying it, it'll be the Commanders because they'll save the Cowboys for Sunday night football. Yeah. You know what I mean? They'll just hit that button. What are you looking up, Max?

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Play the Bears? Yeah, I think maybe the Lions. Oh, yeah. Lions could make sense. All right. My other NFL news was I just love this part of the season, the minicamp season, where every draft pick looks awesome. You have guys, you know, tackles getting into their set, not blocking anyone. Everyone's like, look, look at them move their feet. You have stretches even.

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Like, look how deep he gets in that lunge. I watched a clip of Abdul Carter doing a drill work, and I was like, look at this speed. It's fucking insane. He should be wearing number 56. Yeah. We have QBs with, you know, no pass rush, throwing the ball. Shadur Sanders out there throwing the ball. Uh, sure. Sanders being the last one off the practice, last one off the practice field.

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But my favorite thing from this week of mini camps where everyone is in love with every pick and everyone looks awesome. And this is how sports should work. Like you should have maximum excitement. Uh, Brian Dable is, this was a quote from Jay Fowler, ESPN.

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Brian Dable is really excited about this guy talking about, uh, Jackson dart more excited about him than really any other quarterback since Josh Allen that he's worked with. So just so we're clear, Brian Dable is more excited about Jackson Dart than he was to work with Daniel Jones, Davis Webb, Drew Locke, Tommy DeVito, and Tyrod Taylor. And Jameis.

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It does feel... It feels not great for the Knicks because they're up 2-1, but it felt like the Celtics were going to finally make their threes, and then they finally made their threes, and they won by 30. I guess it was closer in the end where they went by like 20, 22, but this game was never in doubt. They scored, what, 71 in the first half? How are you feeling?

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And also he's more excited about Jackson Dart than a list of shitty quarterbacks that he actually no disrespect to Tommy DeVito. Tommy DeVito. And then the last NFL thing. Did you guys see Anthony Richardson's tattoo?

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Apparently, he really loves gambling because he got a giant roulette wheel on his back, and he had to be put under for this tattoo. Got temporarily euthanized for it. There's cards. There's a roulette wheel. Anthony Richardson said on McAfee's show he was put to sleep while getting a back tattoo this offseason. Seven hours, four artists. This thing is sick. I know it is sick. Yeah.

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His name, just in case anyone forgets. That's important. I love that he's got the shield.

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Is that okay with you, Hank? Don't worry, I'll wear my sweatshirt so you don't have to see it. My black sweatshirt. Fashion police coming at me. You look like fucks. You're wearing the same fucking shit as me.

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Wait, doesn't he have a weird trophy? What? What did he get? Oh, no. What did he get?

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No, it was something else. What is it? Is it the All-Star MVP? No. What is it? It is the All-Star MVP, isn't it?

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I'm pretty sure he has the All-Star MVP. I just have a vague memory of... He's got a lot of tattoos.

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Oh, man, Hank. That's Aura. Oh, no. He's got Kobe's number? Oh, yeah. Big Cat, here it is.

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Oh, it's a snake? Oh, no, that's someone who said mine is better. Oh, it is snake. Okay. Did you guys see? All right, let's see who's back of the week. Let's see who's back of the week. I had a couple of them. Who's back of the week is brought in after Rachel Nichols. We're going to do Jordan of the week, and Max has gifts for us. Thank God. Hank personally requested that we do Jordan of the week.

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I actually have a stat for you that might make you a little worried. Okay. You ready for it? Yeah. This is advanced analytics. In the last three seasons in the playoffs, the Knicks record in the second round – When playing on ESPN, they're 0-8. This game was on ESPN. When playing on TNT, they're 7-1. I looked ahead. Monday's ESPN, so that's a win. So it's 2-2. Wednesday's TNT.

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I think you said you were 32. I'm six feet. Oh, six feet. I think six years old. I turned 32 weeks. That sucks. Max.

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That's actually not what I was going to say. Your look is that of an older man.

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No, it's not. Some people like that look. No, I don't think... No, that's not. That's not.

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I believe him. I believe Harry Higgs. Not true. You could easily run a marathon, Hank.

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People do run marathons in, like, six hours, and then they post on Instagram, like, did it. Like, no, you didn't. Six-hour marathon is not doing it.

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If they don't win, you've got to run a marathon. And if they do, Max dies. And if they do win, Max, soul patch. I'm not part of this. You just asked me the question. Yeah, soul patch, Max.

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No, I remember you did. Celtic Max was funny. I don't even remember why that came up. I forget why that came up. But it was very funny. Oh, that was last year. Yeah. Whatever. All right. My who's back the week. I have a couple. Theranos is back. Yeah, she is. Because Elizabeth Holmes is in prison, but she is consulting with her husband on a new startup.

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And part of the new startup is apparently a blood droplet that can tell how healthy you are.

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Yeah, so the article says the technology can also conduct diagnostic tests using a small sample of blood. She's just literally running it back again.

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Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, it's Firefest 2. Yeah. That's what they're doing. My other who's back is the Rockies because they fired Bud Black. So back. So they lost 21 to nothing against the Padres on Saturday night. Before that game, the GM of the Rockies said, guys are working hard every day. They come with energy for the most part. I don't think we were at the point of firing Bud Black.

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Now the Knicks are back up 3-2. Friday's ESPN, damn, 3-3. Monday is TNT. So you're going to lose in seven. No team is going to win a home game.

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Guys will still believe in what we're doing and that we're headed and where we're headed. We're all frustrated. They lost 21 to nothing to the Padres. They fired Bud Black. That idiot Dick Monfort then had a basically release a statement just being like, why are the boys coming in here? We got Jordan of the week. They jumped the gun.

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They do. The Rockies owner, Dick Monfort, said, Our play so far this season, especially coming off the last two seasons, has been unacceptable. Our fans deserve better, and we are capable of better.

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They did win on Sunday. Yeah. They got their seventh win of the season. It is May 11th. They got their seventh win of the season. So their seventh win of the season. I'm pretty sure the Dodgers had seven wins one weekend.

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Yeah. We should do alternate lines, too, because I feel like every night they lose like 10 to 1. It's crazy. Maybe this is a new thing.

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No, he's not. Outside of what he's done with the Rockies. Correct. And the Rockies, the owner, Dick Monfort, being like, we're all trying to find out how this happened. It's you, dude. Yeah. You're the piece of shit. Also, Nico Harrison's a piece of shit. I said that I would say that once a week. It's a good reminder. Also, the Spheres back. I went this weekend. It was awesome. You guys got to go.

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It was awesome. And shout out to all the AWLs I saw. Sorry if all I could do was take a picture and not have a conversation. My head was full of mushrooms. I had a couple weird encounters. But I think they also had their heads full of mushrooms.

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But it was a lot of people that I talked to, maybe not talked to, more like, hey, like that. Kind of made a sound. Yeah, and did a fist bump. This is crazy. Took a picture. Yeah, isn't this awesome? But, yes, it is very awesome.

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Yeah. It was sick, though. Mayer, awesome. The whole thing is awesome. You guys got to go to Sphere. I got to go.

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Who else is playing at this fair? Kenny Chesney. Backstreet Boys. We need Bill. Billy Strings? Think he could sell out this fair?

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By the way, Vegas... How many... 20,000? Vegas... A 48-hour Vegas trip. I've done this now two years in a row going to the Sphere. It's the best. That's how you do it. Just fly in Friday, fly out Sunday morning. It's great. It's... I'm back in on Vegas. I was out on Vegas for a little bit. I'm back in on Vegas.

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Right. I want to announce. Yeah. With a show. I went to a nice dinner at golf. I got a cabana.

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They have one more weekend. And then they might add shows, but I don't know. If they add shows, maybe we'll go.

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No, they just don't give up. Karl-Anthony Towns might have broken his finger. I love Katz so much. His fingernail? He's so fucking zesty. When he hit his first three, I think it was his first three since the Pistons series, and he did like a... He kissed his hand. He's so funny. I also don't know why the Knicks don't get him involved more.

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Okay, we now welcome on a very good friend of the show, very special guest. It's been too long. It is Rachel Nichols, longtime friend. You can see her on Fox Sports. You can hear her on Headliners with Rachel Nichols, All Smoke Productions. Rachel, it's great talking to you. We have the NBA playoffs, and I have one pressing question to start.

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You probably don't have an answer, but I still want to hear what you have to say. Are we going to see Steph Curry again in these playoffs?

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I thought that they were going to do this strategy of trying to steal one of these next couple and then get to the three-day break. And it just sucks because watching the Warriors without Steph –

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Turns out he's really damn good, and they kind of need him because I think they were – I think I saw a stat that they were like the first team in the NBA playoffs who were leading at half without making a three or something last night.

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Right, right. So it's just totally different, and I want to see the best players play. All right, so that was a bummer that you gave me that answer. I was hoping you were like, yeah, you know what? He's playing on Monday night. This is going to be awesome. I find that very hard to believe.

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The other thing about that series, and I saw you tweeting about it as well, Julius Randle has been, he might be like the best change of scenery guy ever because what he's done with the Wolves, I mean, you've talked to people in the league, like, is he as beloved as it seems in that locker room and how seamlessly he's fitting? Because it was rough to start, but now he's so, so good for them.

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It was funny watching that game because there will be people who complain about the scoring getting out of control in the NBA, and then you watch a game like that. People are like, oh, I missed 90s basketball, and then you watch that where no one came to three. You're like, yeah, I'd prefer seeing the games in the 120s.

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There was a clip that you could see him say, I think I broke my finger. Okay, but in the locker room. In the game. But in the locker room. It's broken. He pulls his finger and says, I broke it.

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Yeah, and it's clearly bothered Jokic. I mean, he hasn't played to his standard, which is not – it's unfair how good he is. And then when he has like 20 and 13, everyone's like, damn, he sucks now. But the last two games, He has, you know, his teammates kind of picked him up on Friday night in the overtime win. And then tonight he was not good and he missed two big free throws.

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And it's like, I don't know. He's got to be great for them to be great. Do you have an MVP vote?

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And hyper extends it. Makes it worse. Maybe he pointed at someone and said, you. And kind of wagged it a little too hard.

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It's true, especially now that we have Clutch Player of the Year, which, okay, they do the Clutch Minutes analytics and everything, but why can't we have a top dog or alpha of the year? Who's the best player? And then the MVP can be something different where it's like, yeah, this guy brought his team to the most wins, most impactful on his team, because I agree. There's definitely a difference.

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Obviously, the Celtics hit their shots. The Celtics' defense is what won this game. They have Jalen Brunson in hell. I know he still is scoring, but he has to work so hard for everything. And when the Knicks refuse to—I feel like they don't run plays for Cat where they just give him the ball, and they're like, hey, figure this out, Cat. And then you have role players who don't step up enough.

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Yeah. Could you imagine if it reset? They would have to make a rule to change it for the Draymond because he would just try to fly through it as fast as possible.

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He just doesn't have control of his body, even though he's a world-class athlete. What is it, though? The thing that we were talking about the other day with Draymond, the refs feel like he gets away with a lot, not of when he flails his body, but when he talks to the refs, it does feel like he gets away with way more than everyone else because they just don't want to deal with him. What is that?

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Yeah, yeah. All right, I got a non-playoff question for you. All right. Giannis is going to be playing for what team next year?

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Yeah, it was the Celtics defense and Peyton Pritchard. Celtics defense and Peyton Pritchard were the winners of this game in my eyes.

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You're right. They won't be really bad if they keep Giannis. They'll win 42 to 45 games and they won't really contend for a title because he won't have peace around him. You can't be bad with Giannis on your team because he's that good. It's a tough situation because you don't... I wonder what most Bucs fans

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I think most Bucs fans would prefer to keep Giannis, but there's obviously the part where you said if you trade him, you're going to probably be bad for a while. If you keep him, you're going to at least have a playoff team, and Giannis is a lot of fun to watch.

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Another one, non-NBA playoffs, because I saw you comment on this. LeBron should take less money. I agree with you. Is there any chance LeBron takes less money? Because, like, LeBron is still a very good player. I was making this argument when they got bounced in the playoffs. I don't think you can pay a 41-year-old LeBron $50 million and expect to have the roster that you need to compete.

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Yeah, Peyton Pritchard was awesome. Very awesome. He's so fun to watch when he's hot. I got a question for you, Hank. We talked about Chris stops having whatever he has. There's been more reports. Shams even reported in his report. He told us absolutely nothing. He was just like, yeah, he wakes up some days. He's tired. He probably needs to do a follow up to Luca being like he slept all day.

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You saw the roster of the Lakers. They didn't have a center. You got to build the team around Luka. And if you're going to build a team around Luka, you need some flexibility. So is there any chance that he takes less money? And what is less money if he were to do that?

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Yeah. But no, you're, you're absolutely right. I've, I've taught this for a while.

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Like at the end of the career, like why wouldn't you, again, it's, it's hard to talk about someone else's money, but you would think that the, the legacy part and having that, like, especially if he won a ring as a 41 year old, uh, at the end of his career and you're like, holy shit, this guy just won a ring after being in the NBA for 20 plus years. It's a hard argument to go against.

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I think I got that. Yeah. He's taking IVs. Everything. Is there a chance that you trust Luke Cornett more than Chris stops at this point?

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We'll see. Yeah. And while we're taping this, the Pacers are playing pretty much perfect basketball. They're up 80-39 on the Cavs at half. I respect the Pacers. They're so much fun to watch. Like, could the Pacers go to the finals? Is it crazy to start believing if you're Indiana?

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I know the Celtics are on paper better, and they played last year, and I think that was a sweep, even though there was some very close games in there. The Pacers are fun. They play a fun style of basketball, and it just feels like they have a really solid rotation of guys who can all contribute night in and night out.

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What is, what's the team? It's probably Philly, but is there another team that you're like, they can't win the lottery. This would be bullshit.

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Spurs? Spurs maybe? Yeah, one of these teams that has all the resources already.

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If Philly wins, people are going to be so pissed because they did the whole process, and then they had one year where everyone got hurt, and they basically were like, yeah, we're just not going to try this year. Did a great job tanking. It's actually an art. There's some teams that cannot tank. The Bulls do not know how to tank.

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And if Philly wins this, you'd be like, oh, man, people would be so mad. They'd think it's so rigged. Yeah.

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Everyone's going to look back and be like, how do they have two guys in the top five?

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Dylan Harper and Ace Bailey. Yeah, they're both very good. All right. So, Rachel, I know that we're like halfway through the second round, but we're going to just give you the chance right now to tell us your NBA finals and NBA final winner.

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And so you get a little you get to cheat a little bit because we not that you would have picked any of the teams that are actually might have picked the Clippers. You're a bomber. You like bomber. We love bomber. How cool is that stadium, by the way?

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yeah um probably probably a lot 500 a pop probably yeah i mean he's a good he's a cool guy like that's how i would own a team if i own it yeah he does rich right like he does rich right it's kind of like you know when mark cuban came on the scene everyone's like oh shit it turns out mark cuban just had to change like how they like the chairs in the locker room and everyone was like oh my god this is incredible no one's ever done this

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Everyone was like, holy shit, the Mavs treat him right. All right, so what is your NBA Finals prediction and your winner?

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Going into this game, were you nervous? Or were you like, hey, we're going to win this game by a lot?

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Yeah. Bad news. That doesn't make me feel good. No, not at all. Because Alex Crusoe. All right. I got one last question for you, Rachel. It's a Roback question. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Promo code take. Roback.com. Promo code take. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. We had a debate last week on this show, and one of our producers said that Joel Embiid's actually the same playoff performer as Jason Tatum.

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I also am addicted to two things on the Knicks, and I do think the Knicks are in a lot of trouble. Cat, just being Cat, is very funny to watch. He's just so zesty. And then Mitchell Robinson shooting free throws. And I don't know if you guys saw this, but we had one of the most ridiculous. I don't know if there was like a weekend intern running the ESPN account.

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He's basically making the argument that Celtics are a super team and Joel Embiid does just as well, even though, Again, didn't Tatum score 50 on Joel Embiid's team in Game 7? That's true. Yeah, that was in Game 7.

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On today's part of my take, we have our good friend Rachel Nichols back on the show talking some NBA playoffs. We also have Max. He's back. Max is back. We're going to talk about all the playoff action from this weekend. Got a little NFL news we're going to get to. We got who's back. And then we will finish with Max giving us gifts from Hawaii and Jordan of the week. She's back in the news.

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Hold on. I'm looking up right now. We actually don't have fire insurance on those shirts. So sorry about that.

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Mitchell Robinson got to the free throw line. The Knicks fans tried to cheer him on. And ESPN tweeted, the Knicks crowd supported Mitchell Robinson while he was at the free throw line bigger than basketball. I thought at a moment when I read that at first. I was like, does Mitchell Robinson have some illness I do not know about?

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I'm happy I didn't bring up the shirt before you said that because that would have been awkward if I'd been like, hey, you still got the shirt? Like, nope, burned. Yeah, we will get you a new shirt. We gotta get you a new shirt.

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Yeah, yeah. It's not great. Agreed. Not great. Well, Rachel, it's always great having you on. We appreciate your time as always. Hopefully we see you soon. And thanks. Thanks. Happy Mother's Day. Thanks for coming on for Mother's Day.

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Is Mitchell Robinson, did he have like some horrific thing happen as a child that makes it so he can't shoot free throws? His basketball hoop burned down when he was a kid and his family died in the fire. Something.

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Okay, let's wrap up the show with Jordan of the week. Hank, do you want to start? No.

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Right. And I don't want to say UNC copied us, but we memes got right on it. When the news came out that she was banned from UNC memes released a graphic saying that she is not banned from PMT. Not at all. And she is not. Yeah.

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Yeah. She's probably going to run HBO soon enough. There's a little bit of confusion about her age. She might have filled out that she was born in 2000 in the UNC directory, but she, I think, was born in 2001. I don't know when it became appropriate to ask a woman's age. I thought you weren't supposed to do that. So let's just leave that one aside. It's very impolite.

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Maybe could fix all this. Then there's also the belief that Pablo floated it out that they're potentially leaving the how did we meet thing because they're going to do a reality show. Good. More Jordan. Can't wait. Need it. I want to see that. Want more Jordan.

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And then the one part that I, because Pablo did a very good job of reporting, even though we might disagree on whether Jordan's a girl boss or not. I think she is. The one part that maybe irked me a little, there was probably an anonymous source that said one person said she's the worst person I've ever dealt with on Earth and I've dealt with actual sociopaths. I'm not saying that is everyone.

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I'm just saying this story is extreme. That last part is Pablo. So the source said she's the worst person I've ever dealt with on Earth and I've dealt with actual sociopaths. Anonymous source. I have an anonymous source about Jordan. I have an anonymous source that this person said, hey, if we ever want Bill Belichick on, we got to start being nice to Jordan. Also, she's really hot.

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But I'm just saying, anonymous sources can go both ways. Yeah, for sure. Because that anonymous source who said, hey, if you want Belichick on, you're going to have to be nice to your daughter, also said she's very beautiful and smart.

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That's something that happens. That's Little League World Series shit, where they're like, yeah, it's bigger than sports. These kids high-fiving, playing ping pong after Chinese Taipei beats them by 100.

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Also, that anonymous source said, watch out, Christian McCaffrey may not play football anymore.

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Sounds like we need this footage because it's probably going to be. You know what? If we get our hands on that footage, we'll make a part of my cheesesteak commercial out of it. Agreed. No problem. Agreed. Jordan, we'll have you. We'll pay you to be in a part of my cheesesteak commercial.

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Whoops. Okay. Let me do that again. Breaking Moves. Breaking Moves. Breaking Moves. Come on. Jordan Hudson. You are officially the first person and the last person to ever be granted lifetime cheese steaks from Pardon My Cheese Steak. Wow. That's huge. Anytime you want a cheese steak, it has to be for you. You have to eat it. You can't give it to anyone else. Not transferable.

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That is legally binding. Anytime you want a cheese steak, it's on us. One thing I will defend her on is... What if she got, like, super fat? No, not her. She works too hard. Genetics. Genetics.

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I think it's... Florio said that. I think Florio wrote, he's like, there's a big difference between a 70-year-old meeting a 19-year-old and a 70-year-old meeting a 20-year-old. I don't know.

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We stand with Jordan. Agreed? Agreed. Also, congratulations to the Miss Maine. She looks beautiful.

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I believe so. I think she came out in a gown that said, it talked about Maine lobster fishermen. Love that.

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Yeah. But yeah, listen, third is not something to be ashamed of. No. Jordan is our queen. Hank, how are we doing? Great. You think she'll eat a cheesesteak?

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Well, I think they dated after she met Bill because Bill was still dating his ex-girlfriend. So they met and didn't start dating until two years after that.

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Ben Stiller? I mean, that is how playoffs work in all sports. When your team goes to the playoffs and then goes deeper into the playoffs, the tickets do get more expensive.

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You know, people would look at parts of our lives and be like, that's a lot. That's stupid.

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this guy cares about the schedule release it's fun to complain i don't like i don't like i don't like to hate on the schedule no schedule release is fun just do it all at once but you do it all at once but i don't know i don't like them hating on us yeah i'm not i don't like the way they've they've bastardized the schedule release i think it should just be one yeah i think you should do it with no leaks and just be like here it is but them judging us it doesn't sit right

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Jordan, if you would like to do a schedule release with us on where we'll be watching each game, they'll all be in the gambling cave, but we could have fun with it. A lot of fun. That would be a lot of fun. A lot of fun.

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No, I actually think it's the opposite, PFT. I think he started dating her after, and if he had started dating her before, he would have definitely gotten an NFL job. He'd be commissioner by now. Correct. Correct. It's just something to think about. I think Arthur Blank has actually texted.

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I do not believe so. Okay, never mind. No, I do not believe so. Take it back. Okay. She did not go to UNC. I think Arthur Blank probably texted Bill Belichick and was like, hey, dude, why didn't you tell me about this cool-ass chick?

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Yeah, they weren't dating. They just met. Okay, Max, Hawaii, you're back. Back. You brought us gifts? I brought gifts. Are any of them the Pope?

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Yep, bought another book the other day. Did you read the first one? No, but I bought another book. I bought about five books this year.

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No, no, bring it in, Pug. Yeah, bring it in. All right, Pug, you bring it in. I want to play with my bookmark. Yep.

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Well, I mean, season ticket holders still have tickets. And those guys are diehards and don't have to be like billionaires.

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Yeah, they are. But I mean, it's how sports work. The ticket prices go up. It sucks. I mean, the garden was electric for a team that got absolutely killed. It was loud. Yeah. Yeah. In the beginning, it was very loud.

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Yeah. Oh, it would have been super sick. But it would have been... Man, that would have been fucked up. Instead, you went with a bookmark? No. It's a postcard. Instead, I went to that ukulele store. I would have given up the bookmark budget for the ukulele.

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And that's it. All right. I'm so... I think I won this with the bookmark. I think the picks. Dude, did you see this bookmark that I'm going to totally use for the books I read? It is pretty sick, but it's a bookmark. You told me you were going to start reading books. Who wouldn't want to get a gift of a bookmark? You literally just gave me homework.

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A fucking bookmark is an insult gift. That's what you told me you were going to start reading.

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I know. I should have got the... I'm going to put my bookmark next to the Pope just so I can just remind myself how awesome the gifts I get from my boys. Do you have a ukulele? I don't have a ukulele, no. I also thought about that.

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Do you think if there was a poor section, they wouldn't have made a bigger than basketball moment with Mitchell Robinson? They definitely would not. They would have booed.

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This is a fun tradition we're starting. This is a good way to combat vacation.

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Yeah, but then I heard someone, I saw that, and then they're like, Max is literally taking two vacations in his entire time here. Yeah, I agree. They just happen to be very close together.

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You're not going to get it, though, memes. I got it. What if today's the day? Titty mug.

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You need the guys who ripped down Julius Randall's fat head like a couple years ago when he was injured.

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Yeah, yeah. No, I see what you're saying. So, Max, you missed... Basically the worst week that you could have missed because I think we all, when the Knicks were up 2-0, we're like, this is funny. But if the Celtics hit some shots, it's not going to be funny much longer. And you missed that whole week. So, yeah, Celtics probably aren't going to lose a game the rest of the playoffs. Oh, wow. Yeah.

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Wow. Max has come all the way around. I can tell you meant that. What was the feedback on your Embiid versus Tatum take?

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We screwed up our recording by about three hours because we said on Thursday night, man, it stinks. We don't have any new Jordan news. And then we got the bombshell.

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Oh. Strong interest. And are you interested in? Yeah, it would be good to have a mobile quarterback for once. Okay, that's... You always say... Memes.

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Yeah, there were moments last year where you're just like, the yards are right in front of you, Aaron, just run. And he couldn't run because he's old as shit. So you put Justin Fields in that scenario, he gets those yards.

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And that Atlanta Falcons game when the entire stadium's just cheering, Justin Fields, Justin Fields. He was a stud. He has those games where he is a stud. That's true, he does.

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No, not that many. He was good at times. When he would break out for one of those runs, you would just be like, oh, my God.

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Correct. He also didn't have an offensive line there. All right, let me ask this a different way.

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Yeah. Why not? Memes? But what if Justin Fields has that redemption arc like Sam Darnold did with the Jets? And then we go. But it's the Jets. Yeah. Your team sucks too, Ag.

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He'd be awesome in Seattle. Yeah, he would. He'd be awesome in Pittsburgh. He doesn't get enough in-person meetings.

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They are. They were significant blowouts. His Super Bowl point differential, you want to guess what it is, Hank? Hmm.

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I mean, I think we will at some point. Maybe. At some point you're going to have good teams in the NFL.

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Yeah, but I – Like, this is the first time it literally ever happened that a team got to the Super Bowl after winning two in a row. At some point it's probably going to happen, but it's very, very hard to do.

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Wait, so then what if you die? You have to put in your will. What if you die before me?

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That's a bet that will last well after we're dead. With inflation? Yes. No. We got to account for inflation. You think it's going to go up or down? I think it's, well, the T-man probably down. With tariffs.

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Yeah, can I deduct that from your... Well, no, the bet is that the Patriots will make it to the Super Bowl in the next, what, four years? Three years. Three years. Four years. No, four, four, four, four, four. No, Meme's corrected me. Three years. Yeah, we'll tack it on there. Okay.

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Well, he was out in the rain for about two hours drinking beer. Yeah. The beard looked like if you smelled it, you would pass out.

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He tweeted out one hour ago, I'm going to get so fucking drunk tonight. Yeah. I'm curious to know if he's begun that mission. I think he probably has. Okay, so while we wait for Max.

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It was disgusting. It was just insane. Why do networks do that for the Super Bowl? This is something that you need at least a full year to workshop in case you lay a dud. This one was so bad, it looked like they screwed up and had to redevelop and redesign their score bug four hours before kickoff, and they just had time to make two rectangles that they would put on the screen.

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Have them sit down, show them the score bug, and they'll immediately be like, what the fuck is that? Well, here's the other thing. You need to do it ahead of time because that way we would have a full season to get used to it. Right. And we probably wouldn't think that it looked as bad after seeing it for like 20 weeks in a row. But if you do it, we all hate the new score bugs.

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I would say that the approval rating on a brand new score bug is probably like 20%, right? Yeah. Every time you've seen a new score bug, you hate it. Fact or fiction? Fact. Fact. To do it during the Super Bowl, even if it is halfway decent, which this one was not, we're still going to act like it's the worst thing in the world. This was worse than anyone could have expected, though.

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Suck on the pacing. Suck on that, haters. Oh, my God. You had it working.

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Yeah, but did you see Tom Brady's cheeks? They look great. Real hot cheekbones today. Yeah. Yeah. He looked good. Did you see his watch? Yeah, it was a nice watch.

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600K. Okay. It was a big win for Tom Brady. It was a big win for Belichick, I guess. Although the pregame stat where they showed Andy Reid walking out and they said all-time winningest coach in Chiefs and Eagles history is pretty crazy to see. But big win for Belichick. Yep. Not letting Andy Reid get that. Also big win for Gronk.

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And Patrick Mahomes wearing Eagles green. Intentionally. Intentionally. As his pregame attire. Wild move. I respect the cockiness. Yeah. I do. But if you're Patrick Mahomes and you wear that on the walk-in, you should also wear that at the post-game press conference. I haven't seen any pictures of him. Was he wearing that post-game?

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Belt to ass. Belt to ass. When did you guys allow yourselves to feel comfortable with it? Because I know Max was saying, like, it's not over. Stop cursing it when you were up by 34 points.

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yeah the most important question i have for you because we're watching on tv and there was a moment in the game when the chiefs had the ball they were driving and you could hear the arrowhead tomahawk chant break out in the superdome and i thought to myself like that's a really loud fucking chant i didn't think that the chiefs had that many fans there could that be the eagles fans doing the arrowhead chop sarcastically because if so that's fucking awesome was that you guys

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I don't know what to do with it. You promised it was a shoo-ee. Shoo-ee. Shoo-ee. Shoo-ee. Shoo-ee. You said you'd do a shoo-ee if you won.

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This is going to be the grossest smelling tasting thing ever. By the way, he's had this on all day. He's been walking around New Orleans in it. He had it on for a month. He's been wearing it down Bourbon Street.

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I got to say, if there's one place in the world to be world champions for a night, I feel like New Orleans is right at the top of that list. Yeah. You guys are going to have an absolute blast.

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He's Super Bowl MVP. He's won right now. That's true. We've got to be consistent. If you're the MVP of the championship, then you are no doubt the alpha of that team and the best player. Yeah. He's number one. Number one right now. One more question.

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Well, about, like, 20 minutes into the game, I thought to myself, like, how good does this look for the commanders? He's doing another shooey. Yeah. Chug, chug, chug. Honestly, Max, I'm very happy for you and Roan on a personal level.

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Well, no, he had the speech ready to go. He's like, you need to respect us as one of the all-time greats. And that's the conversation you have to have after a Super Bowl ass-kicking like that. Like, you got to stand on the table for your guys. Yeah.

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A couple things. Yeah, go ahead. Credit to part of my take guests last week.

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Chris Berman gave us DeAndre Hopkins anytime touchdown. That was plus 500 or plus 425, depending when you got it. Yep. So good on them, and congratulations to Hank for winning. You're just a winner, Hank.

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No doinks. No doinks. A lot of clean kicks. Thanks, Hank. Sorry you lost your bet, Hank.

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So heavy. That stat that they showed was insane, where it was the average weight of the Birds offensive line, what was it, like 340 pounds? Yeah. And in the first Super Bowl, the average weight was 240? Yeah. That's crazy.

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Also, I got eyes on the postgame presser from Mahomes. He changed into a t-shirt. I understand why, but if you wear the troll suit going in, I feel like you should face the music and wear it afterwards. Yeah, you should.

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I'm just seeing this right now. Philadelphia schools have a two-hour delay tomorrow. Just cancel. Yeah. Honestly, there's not going to be any learning done.

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It's great. I also love, you have to watch the YouTube, but he was wearing the overalls. He took the sweatshirt off for a lot of it. And the overall, the right strap just falling down the entire time. Yeah. Just pulling it back up like he was Sidney Sweeney dumping out of his bra.

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uh any super bowl ads i mean i feel like we knew a lot we knew the doritos one doritos one was good yeah this one was good i met the doritos ad guys when they were down in new orleans the guy the two guys that made that commercial they were fucking pumped to get a million bucks yeah the uh i like the lilo and stitch great movie good good nostalgia there

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I thought it was like a 20-minute advertisement for Drake being a pedophile.

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Listen, I am a Kendrick Lamar fan. I think he's a really good artist. I don't think it makes a whole lot of sense as a Super Bowl halftime show.

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But still, it was very funny when he looked at the camera and was like, hey, Drake. And then he threw that line in when he talked about like, oh, he wants to play the song, but you like to sue people. That was funny. It was also funny comparing that to the NFL playing two separate ads with Tom Brady and Snoop Dogg to stop all hate.

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And then Kendrick Lamar, his entire halftime performance was just hate. Yeah. They had Serena Williams on stage who used to date Drake, crip walking. Like rubbing in his face. Somebody said there was someone else on stage that used to be associated with Drake.

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Yeah. But isn't it weird that the NFL just like gave their biggest platform to be like, hey, we're just going to like fuck Drake up for 20 minutes at halftime.

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That would have been great. Actually, I'm going to agree with our good friend Michael Greer. He has a great idea for the next halftime show. Okay. I feel like we should get behind it as a podcast. Yeah. ACDC. Ooh. ACDC at halftime would fucking rock.

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That was a long time ago. Yeah. But they do sometimes throw in some old... Older acts. If it was ACDC at halftime, just banger after banger.

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Yeah. Yeah. That seems impossible. I guess it's because presidents used to always call the head coach after the Super Bowl. So, like, a president was always involved, but they were just never there.

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I don't know if this stat's true. Here's a new segment of part of my take. Stat that I read online, and I don't care to fact check because I prefer it if it's true. That's every stat. Ready? The Eagles are now 6-6-6 and 6-6-6 all time. Whoa. When you include the playoffs. Whoa. There's some draws and there's some ties that aren't included. Okay. But, yeah. Wow. Mark of the beast.

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Okay, honestly, here's what they say. The block got too hot. Too many people started to catch on to it, so they had to go completely in the opposite direction. And like DeAndre Hopkins says, the refs gave the Eagles the Super Bowl. Yes. That's what you say if you're a Chiefs-rigged guy.

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Yeah. I mean, last year, the first thing that he said after the game was over was we're coming back for three. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So he has had it in his head for the last two seasons, like keep playing and try to get the goal is to get three Super Bowls in a row.

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Now that you don't get that, I feel like that was a big driving factor in him spending another offseason staying in shape to play football. Yeah. This. Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if he did, but. I don't know. He can still play. Yeah, absolutely. He played pretty well in the playoffs. The first game of the playoffs.

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They dominated that game. They beat the fuck out of the Chiefs from the opening snap of the game. Mahomes looked very uncomfortable. And there was no blitzing happening either. Nope. It was like a 0% blitz rate. But the defensive line for the Eagles, hey, Big Cat, you know what? I know how to beat Mahomes. Yeah. Do you know how to beat him? Yeah. You got to get pressure with four.

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I would probably do a fuckload of steroids this offseason and then come back for one more year. One more year. Hope you don't get piss tested.

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Well, the NFL needs you for Taylor Swift. Blame it on Taylor. No, if you get piss tested, you retire on the spot.

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Yeah, you're a pervert, Roger. Yeah, the steroids got shipped to Taylor.

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yeah right and then the swifties will just go after roger and make his life hell and then they'll just be like you know what we can't suspend him i love that hank the old peyton manning yeah she was taking him yeah yeah yeah no but like what's to stop you if you get the letter and they're like hey you have a piss test in uh 12 hours just be like my body's breaking down at this point uh i need to spend more time with my family i gotta retire i'm retiring

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That would be the way to do it, right? Yeah. Like load up on steroids this offseason and then just hope you don't get that note. And if you do, okay, well then go do your podcast and date the most famous woman in the world. Pretty good alternative.

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So you think that's definitely a package deal? Because I was talking to memes earlier, and I was like, memes, how do you sell yourself? Because I feel like you're going to spend the next three months just saying names, just muttering names to yourself. Yeah. And he's like, well, it's going to be great because we're going to get rid of Devante Adams.

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And I was like, wait, like three months ago, Devante Adams was the solution to everything. Now getting rid of him is the solution.

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You get pressure with four. We set the key to the game. It's exactly what Todd Bowles did to Patrick Mahomes in that first Super Bowl where Mahomes lost.

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The MVP. You got kind of emotional because right after they gave it to him, I heard some sniffles. Yeah, I couldn't sleep. Yeah, I couldn't sleep.

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So at the after party that we were lucky enough to get into, Josh was there and he had a reception line like it was his wedding where you greet everybody that came out there. You say hi to them for about five seconds, shake their hand, move on to the next person. Honestly, it must be pretty exhausting to win an MVP. Yes. That night must be very tiring. Yes. So we get up to him. We hand our phone.

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Yeah, me, Hank, and Big Cat go up to Josh, shake his hand. I think he was pumped to see us. We hand the phone to Ryan Fitzpatrick, who was standing next to us. Yes. And we're like, Fitzy, can you take this picture? He's like, yeah, I got you, boys. Took like, I don't know, six pictures. Probably spent 10 seconds taking the pictures. Handed the phone back. We look at it.

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My eyes are just closed in most of them. Mine weren't. The complete opposite of Big Cat's. And we're like, hey, Josh, can we take some more pictures real quick? And Josh was like, yeah, absolutely, guys.

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Yeah. So the Chiefs offense broke football temporarily when everybody they weren't running like that deep cover to and their exotic blitzes and shit. And when they had Tyreek Hill and all those fast guys, they were just lighting everyone up. And then Bowles was like, you know what? I blitz all the time. What if I just didn't blitz? Yeah.

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He was nervous beforehand, too. He was grinding his teeth when they were about to make the announcement. I was like, ah, he's so nervous. I just hope he wins. I wanted him to win really bad.

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It is. He's so excited. I love Dickie V. It was awesome to see him back. Good for the sport.

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Dickie V, he was college basketball for a very, very long time. He was the first person you thought of.

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I'd say they got to step up their towel game, their mop game. Yeah. Rico Bosco, is Duke one of his guys? Is he like a friend of the program? I don't think so. They should ask him. I don't think so. He's just a Nate Oates guy.

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And we just got pressure on him before roughed him up in the Super Bowl. That's exactly what Vic Fangio did. He did it to a level.

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R.I.P. R.I.P. PFT, your who's back. My who's back. I actually had an insult stat and I was going to do an insult stat, but it doesn't feel right because it's about the Sixers. Oh, and you can't. Tonight is not the night to shit on Philadelphia. Let's hear it.

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All right, insult stat that I'm not going to say that I was going to say, but I'm not going to out of respect for the city of champions tonight. Since joining the Sixers, Paul George has uploaded more podcast clips to YouTube, 228, than field goals made, 191. Oh, no. I'll say this. Respect the grind. His social guy is doing a great job. Yeah. Like, 228 podcast clips.

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Like, you know how to generate revenue. That's pretty good. You're looking for your future after you're done playing. But then the field goal is made, 191. That doesn't sound quite as great.

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Yeah, you have to tie everything. If you don't have a dog in the fight, you have to find a way to make the Super Bowl about your team a little bit.

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Yeah, yeah, probably. So that's not going to be my Who's Back of the Week, but it was going to be until Philly won.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Also... If you are a fan of a team that's in the same division as a Super Bowl champion, you have to figure out a way to spin zone it a little bit. Yeah. It's good that the Eagles won.

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It's good because, number one, now people in the offseason aren't going to be sucking the commander's dick so much and picking them to win the NFC East. If you have the reigning champion, you have to give them that respect. So I'm glad that that's not going to be the case. Also... The Commander's loss doesn't look so bad right now. True. Because the Eagles are a really fucking good team. True.

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Also, A.D. is hurt. Anthony Davis got hurt. Yeah, Anthony Davis got hurt. He's out for several weeks, maybe a month.

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Yeah, Dalton Connect, good call, man. That's gotta be awkward. So, yeah, I was thinking about this.

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Yeah, so he gets traded to the Horrocks for Mark Williams. Mark Williams had issues, yeah. Mark Williams has to pass a physical. Allegedly, he did not pass that physical.

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But all they said was, like, there was some, I don't know, clause in the trade that was not satisfied. So now Dawn Connect has to go back to Los Angeles. The trade deadline has passed.

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What's that like going back in the locker room after they traded you? A little awkward. Like you're a cat that you tried to just drop off on the outskirts of town. And he found his way back. Found his way back there.

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Tahoe. Yeah. So me and Big Cat, this is the second year that we've done this. The first time was in Normandy.

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embrace debate yeah is patrick mahomes washed trash or ass who what do we hank you want to chime in i think he's washed he's washed okay he's washed yeah check down merchant listen it happens to every quarterback you know like uh father time is undefeated bat yeah for for patrick mahomes and he's looking at that right now and you know tom brady i think he had a pretty good career i'd say the second biggest winner out of tonight was hank lockwood yeah

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Yeah, so not only Saquon Barkley, 57 rush yards. Also, Patrick Mahomes ended up with 257 pass yards, three touchdowns, two picks. Hurts with 221 passing yards, two touchdowns, one pick. If you were to look at all that together, you'd say, yeah, it sounds like the Chiefs won by three points. And what happened was it was just an utter ass-kicking by the defensive line for the Philadelphia Eagles.

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Yeah, it was never close. This was actually a pretty boring Super Bowl. I think a lot of America is pretty happy with the way that it ended because everyone wanted to see Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs of the Evil Empire lose. So a lot of people are happy about that. But I would have preferred somewhat of a competitive game in the second half.

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I think a lot of people were, like, hoping for Mahomes to do something to make it a little bit interesting the second half. But, yeah, it was just utter domination. And as we've always said on this show, you've got to respect Nick Sirianni as a head coach.

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You have to because right now, did you know that Nick Sirianni has the highest winning percentage of any coach in the NFL?

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And he's doing an awesome job, and I think it's high time that other podcasts start to recognize that besides just us. Yeah.

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And yeah, Jalen Hurts, he had a great game also with his legs. Yes. He ran the ball really well. That was the other thing. When he started to take off, it was like, this is a healthy Jalen Hurts. We haven't seen this type of running from him in a long time. Yeah. He ran the ball well. He ran it smart. He played a really, really good football game.

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That's true. So this is the first quarterback to ever win a Super Bowl while wearing a visor. Yeah. You talk about records being shattered today, barriers being broken. Cooper to Gene, white quarterback, pick six in the Super Bowl, and Jalen Hurts winning Super Bowl with a visor.

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That was all garbage time. So you know what I noticed in the first half was they were getting really good pressure. They were getting back there on the edges. And then Mahomes likes to step up in the pocket and then either wiggle through, turn off to his right, and then find somebody downfield or pick up an easy like eight, nine yards rushing.

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But when he went up the middle, when he stepped up, there were two guys there every time. And then he got scared. And then he knew that he couldn't step up, so he tried to do his little spin moves like Russ Wilson does in the backfield. And he would just get caught by somebody that was faster than him. Yeah. And he didn't know what was going on.

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Yeah. Very un-Mahomes-like. Has he ever thrown back-to-back picks on consecutive plays? I don't know. I'm going to guess no. That might be the first time.

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Would you say they're aligning right now? They feel like they might be aligning. And with those goals, didn't he get a hat trick in one period in each of those games?

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But that's fine. I feel like the downplaying of empty netters is something that the casual fan would do. Because if you're winning a playoff game and they got to take the goalie out, that means that you guys did something right.

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It kind of also, it might imply a gape, too. That's true. Did you see his video? I mean, the love definition.

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He's getting a massage. He's going nuts. And that's why I can't take anything that he says about the cap seriously, because I know he's going to turn his back on me the second that they go up against the Leafs. And also, let's not forget that Paul Bissonnette is a bet welcher. Mm-hmm. He made a bet about getting circumcised a couple of years ago.

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Oilers are buzzing. He was walking to work, and then Kevin Garnett drove past him. Yeah. Found out where he was driving and just gave him a little flyby real quick. That was credit to Paul Pierce. He is the truth.

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Yeah. Yeah, it is a sad state of affairs in this country, but I'm glad to see that Paul Pierce is living up to it. With the Leafs, Nylander might be close to being in the zone too. Yeah. He's having a great playoffs. And shout out Mitch Marner. He got a baby goal.

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He had, I think it was his first kid over the weekend on Saturday maybe, and then had an awesome shot from pretty much on the boards that he just sniped in. The Leafs are fun. I find myself rooting for the Leafs.

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That's where the maple syrup is. Yeah. That's where the good stuff comes from. You just stick it in there like an IV, yeah, and just pour it out. But, yeah, we're really in a no-lose situation with these leafs because it's awesome if they lose because it's very funny, and they're a fun team. So if they win, we get to watch them play more.

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Yeah, it's very important. Finally, representation matters. Now American kids can grow up thinking they, too, can be the Pope one day. And apparently this guy's neighbor in Chicago told him growing up, like, one day you will be the first American Pope. He's like, hey, you can be the Pope.

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It's very cool to be able to say to the world that has, you know, you've all had your turns with Popes. Italy's had like a million Popes before. And now it's time, let's get American in there, kick some ass. Let's see what we do with it. And we might just never relinquish it. It might be just a thing where it's like, you know, we took over your, come to your trap, take over your trap.

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I mean, credit to Ryan Polis because Chicago, they're going to be way better at Hail Mary's next year. They got the Pope on their side.

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Stole my tweet. Stole my tweet, Caleb. But I pointed out to Caleb that if you're going to make fun of Jade and Daniel's mom, then you're also making fun of the depot. No girls. That's true.

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The players like, thank God after the game and the Pope's just like, you're welcome. I got you, boys. I hooked that up for you. Also, big misstep by the Cubs, though. Big miscalculation by the Cubs. Yeah, there were some weird reports. They claimed the Pope.

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And then it took a real journalist to go out there, boots on the ground journalism, find his brother and be like, which baseball team does he actually root for? Because you can't lie on the Pope's name. You can't do that.

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Okay, I'm going to go Pascal Siakam plus 850 first basket, Pascal's wager, and then Jokic plus 600 to score in the nightcap. Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, it's in the stipulations of the rules of the contest is that you have to be present on part of my take to make the pick.

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Yeah. Goatee yourself. That's fine. Yeah. Listen, it's not for the faint of heart. Not everyone's built to get a gape like I am.

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You never saw Princess Bride? I've dropped in and out of it a few times. And I understand the references. Okay, hold on. I'm going to find it. I'm your father.

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Yeah, I mean, I don't think that it's a little bit different from the other examples that you gave because some of those other guys, not all of them, but some of them were towards the downside of their career. I don't think that anyone's saying that Pickens physically is getting towards the downside of his career. Like when you look at Mike Wallace, he probably wasn't.

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He was probably like right in the prime. Yeah, he played well on the Dolphins and the Ravens after that. But a lot of those others were kind of like on the downside. They had reached their peak physically and they were getting slower, not faster at that point. Pickens is a little bit different from that.

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But also, if Mike Tomlin doesn't think he can handle you anymore, that is a pretty good sign that Jerry Jones won't be able to handle you. What I think is a big, big warning sign for this entire operation here for the Cowboys is that Pickens is not signing an extension. So he's on a one year deal. Now you might be saying to yourself, well, PFT, doesn't that just mean that he's going to be.

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highly motivated to be productive this year so he can cash in a free agency. Yes, that is a valid point. However, I think the bigger point is that if C.D. Lamb starts getting the lion's share of the targets and Pickens isn't involved in the game plan, he is going to blow his head off. He is going to go fucking insane, even by George Pickens standards, because he always wants the ball in general.

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And he's a great player. He does... He does deserve the ball, I think, more than he's gotten it in the past. But even when he's getting the ball a decent amount, he still flips out. And he does crazy shit because he's frustrated. When he's really not getting the ball and it's impacting his bottom line on what he's going to sign for in free agency, I feel like it's a volatile mix.

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Yeah, it's probably not a Mike Tomlin problem. I think it's on the other foot. But I do love George Pickens is still like one of the more electric players in the NFL to watch. I'm rooting for him.

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I think a lot of times teams do that if they've got a young superstar and they got to trade away like the old veteran presence to really let the young superstar grow into their role. Jason Tate, Marcus Smart was the heartbeat of that team. And Brad Stevens was like, we love you, Marcus, but we got to get rid of you and let these guys step it up. I think this is a challenge.

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I think Mike Tomlin is issuing a challenge to DK Metcalf to really get fucking nuts with it this year. Yeah. I think he can fulfill it. Yeah.

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Yeah, you step into the that's the Steelers wide receiver one position. Yeah, that's what that means. And I think he's he's capable. They might be able to offset some of the crazy if they get Aaron Rodgers like a different element of crazy.

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Yeah, he came out there for the shoot-around. He tried to pull the okey-doke on us, but... I think that Draymond knew at the start of the game that Steph, like he wanted to get out of this game. Oh, so bad. It's one of those things where like he knows that Steph's not going to be playing. He knows it's not going to be competitive. So Dray tries to get a tech like right off the bat. Yeah.

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Oh, I like that. That's a great saying. Shout out to those guys. I love the guys. They're the best. So it's an interesting thing. You're saying that she, as an astrologist,

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He's playing this game just so that he doesn't have to play at night. I think it's more just astronomy. It's nighttime outside. Does that make you an astrologist to be like, I don't see the sun? Yeah, you could say I'm a bit of a star freak myself. We should look into seeing what Aaron Rodgers' sign is. And compare that to what George Pickens sign is and see if the two of them are compatible.

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So I think we're going to get Aaron Rodgers on the Steelers on May 15th. If they go into the season with no Aaron Rodgers into the schedule, I feel like they would get maybe one. Like Mason Rudolph as the quarterback. What does that do for you? Yeah.

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Okay, so George Pickens, when's his birthday? Let's look this up here. His birthday is March 4, 2001. What sign is that?

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Okay. Do Sagittarius and Pisces get along? Pisces and... Let's find out. This is the type of hard-hitting analysis that only part of my take can give you.

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Sagittarius is need for freedom and independence may clash with Pisces desire for emotional security. That, that checks out to me.

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And then he gets in the ref's face being like, fuck you, fuck you, asking you to get kicked out because he knows that Steph's not playing.

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We should get an astrologist on, on part of my take and, and do our like full NFL team record predictions based off astrology.

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But it also, it gets deeper than that if you read the whole chart. So I'm assuming that Aaron Rodgers' girlfriend, wife, Jordan, whatever it is, that individual has, you know, they get deep into it. They find out what time of day you were born, that whole thing.

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And then they do the big sketch out the chart and they're like, okay, now I can tell you the most generic things possible that you will find to be seemingly accurate.

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By the way, we haven't had any updates on Jordan. That's true. I did hear one. I heard one update on Jordan. As her job, as the head PR marketing person for Belichick's book, she is giving every UNC graduate a copy of her book this year. Or excuse me, his book. That's a good way to sell it. So yeah, bumping those numbers up a little bit. Good job, Jordan. Yeah. Jordan did it.

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It is a tough team. They don't die. And the Celtics go in 15 for 60 in game one. That's 25% from three. And then in game two, they went 10 for 40. Also 25%. This can't. It's not going to last, right? That's the thing.

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Here's how it went down. He flails his arms, gets the tee that he wanted. Then the ref goes up to him. He's like, I'm not going to kick you out, Draymond. He's like, fucking kick me out. Fuck you. Do it. Fuck you. And the ref's like, sorry, you can keep cussing all you want. You're not getting ejected from this game. You got to play.

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Yeah. Came away with zero. You did make a field goal down the stretch. That's when Jason Tatum drove the length of the floor. And everybody was like, wow, that was really easy. Well, yeah.

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Jerry, Hank was saying earlier this week that he would not be worried if the Celtics went down 2-0. Now that they are down 2-0, he confided in us that he was, in fact, a little bit worried. I don't know if you have any words of encouragement or anything like that, but the board needs to be picked up a little bit.

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Hank, the question could go back to you, though. Is this a must-win or is it a can't-lose for the Celtics? Can't-lose. Can't-lose this one? So you're not must-winning it. Going down 3-0, to me, you can't go down 3-0. Which is why we can't lose it. It's a must-win. No, if we lose, the series is over.

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Let me just double check this news here. Rebecca Romijn nude. Yeah. I got an autocomplete on that. I don't see anything in the actual. Sorry, Jerry. I don't see anything in the actual news about it. All right.

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Yeah. Hey Jerry, can you give Hank a little for old time's sake want to see a dead body? We're not What's going on? What?

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They don't. They don't win the series without Steph, for sure. I think that the Wolves without Ant would be favored in Minnesota, I'd say, by five and a half points over the Warriors without Steph.

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Yeah, listen. Hank's trying to do the math on how he can figure out how to come up on top of this situation. I don't think that's... You're down 2-0. It sucks.

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You do make a good point, though, that this is – Missoula is like – this is where he loves to be. He's like a pig in shit right now where it's like, okay, now he really has to tap into that inner psycho that he's got because he loves to do things. When we talk to him about his house, he's got a nice house –

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He was like, I kind of wanted to destroy part of it with a sledgehammer so that I could feel like grittier and more inspired. This does feel like obviously he'd rather be up to nothing than down to nothing. But we're going to see some wild boy shit out of Missoula.

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uh so you said earlier in this interview that it's not an interview well no we're interviewing you yeah we're asking you is it are you fair it's a post interview interview because jerry o'connell we just interviewed him and now we're interviewing you getting your reaction to it earlier in this interview you stated that uh the celtics were the better team um losing two games in a row uh in fact the only two games in the series how do you justify that statement how do you square that

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They were early this morning, but I think that flipped back. I think now it's the Celtics minus 120.

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Like I've said for the last three, four months, this Knicks team is built to beat the Celtics. I'm so happy you bailed on that. I know. I bailed on it so early. Yeah, you did. So early. You bailed so early. I think it was one game after I put the future. I'm like, fuck this. There's no chance in hell the Knicks beat the Celtics. Oh, man.

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yeah you're fine where are you gonna be watching game game three uh i'll be in situate so probably my parents basement okay maybe tk's okay okay so you're fine yeah i it we're okay wait are you fine are you worried are you not worried i'm you're all over the place yeah you're giving us the body language and your face pressure is a privilege preference pressure is a privilege uh

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Yeah, this is what he lives to do. It's like the one time that he can really take a big shit right on Hank's head. And he just can't do it. And he can't. Too far away to shit. Yeah. Way too far. The shitting on Hank doesn't work when you're recording a video and posting it live, and the time is noticeably different. Like it's the middle of the day, and you're already moved on to the nighttime.

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Yeah, they never really got that close. They never. I was happy with my decision. And it was the 87 in the first half from the Thunder. Yeah. That's, I think, an NBA playoff record.

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Did you see what TNT did on the broadcast last night? No. So this was in the second half. Before the game was over, they changed the graphic to 1-1, like the graphic that's on the screen that says what the score of the series is overall. Not like cutting away to a graphic and being like, okay, series tied 1-1 going back.

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On screen before the game, I think there were about two or three minutes left in the game, which is crazy to do. But at this point, nobody can even argue with that. Right. If they had done that up, you know, 10 points, even 20 points with three minutes left, you're like, what the fuck? But the game was like, I think a 40 point lead at that point.

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Moons agrees. In this case, I think that Steph is actually going to come back sooner than we think that he is. I wouldn't be shocked if he tried to play in their next game because he knows. And with the team they've got right now, he feels like he's been saying this feels like the last dance type thing that we're trying to do right now. I think he's going to try to come back maybe too soon.

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They're like, okay, we've, we've literally never done this, but if there's a time to do it, it's now. Yeah.

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So if you're the Nugget, I would be not feeling... I'd be feeling as bad about a 1-1 series tie as possible after this game. Yeah. The way that it went.

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Yeah, sure. Yeah, Hank still has no confidence. Hank, do something that brings you joy today. Like, go play some golf. Can't. Why not? I'm traveling.

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Yeah, I mean. I mean, he's 86 Mets. They're up 2-0. He's been waiting for this moment for over a year. He was bing-bonging you when it wasn't even the Knicks. I know. What? Well said. What is it, Hank?

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Just deal with it, Hank. You're up. Listen, if you were up to nothing, then you wouldn't think anything of it.

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That's from Bing Bong guy himself. And he's way more of Mr. Bing Bong than you are. No shit. Jerry is. I'm not a bit stealer. Yeah, let's go, Hank. That's a fight. I want you to have this fight, Hank. This is salty, Hank. Oh, boy. Hank, the Celtics are a scrappy little team. Kevin Harlan literally said that at the end of the game. Celtics are so scrappy. They are scrappy. Good for them.

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I hope not too soon. I hope he's able to play and play healthy because I like watching Steph play. But it's like getting a blowjob, Big Cat. That's what I would say about that. But I do think that he's going to give it a shot and try to play sooner than he probably should. And we'll see if it works out from there.

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I saw a little glint of joy in your eye because Jerry's been bringing up all the old New York stuff when you thought about the Red Sox-Yankees. Yeah.

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I think it was probably too late to switch it up after game one into game two. They probably had the t-shirt designer. You've got to order that shit well in advance. But if you really want that, and also they did win by, like,

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Yeah. But just from a visual, from an aesthetic, I think the ratings would have been higher if they were wearing brightly colored shirts in the second half. I'd agree. I'd agree. Big Cat, you would not have gone to sleep.

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Yeah. And I didn't miss it. There's no worse feeling than the opposite. The worst. I went to bed the other week and I was like, well, this episode of Last of Us is going to be exactly like the other three beforehand. That was a that was a nightmare to wake up from.

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Yeah. And you guys at the end of the documentary, it showed that you guys are still in touch to this day. Did you did you reach back out to him when he got out of prison or have you guys been in touch over the last couple of decades? Is that something that you guys went your separate ways and then you decided to come back and say, hey, check in on him? Or is that more recently?

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Yeah, no chance at all for the Warriors. Jimmy Butler can do anything and everything that he wants to do, and he can have a great game without Steph, for sure. But again, the whole team is going to be limited without one of the best players of all time.

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So one of the more interesting parts of this documentary, and I was a fan of these Wizards teams, so I remember watching it, how fun you were. You guys were kind of out of control sometimes, but it was a fun team to watch. There was no mention of Deshaun Stevenson in the documentary.

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and uh i feel like his uh his playoff battles against lebron where he would just openly antagonize lebron going into the games that was so fun i know that you guys had some rivalry some some bets i know you competed in a three-point shootout against deshaun right and yes what were the rules of that and how much money was on the line uh the rules were um

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Yeah, I think the stat line that came out of that, you went 73 for 100 from three, flat-footed with one hand. 76, 76, only shoot me three.

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Yeah, and then you ran it back against Nick Young, and you brought $100,000 in cash and a duffel bag into the gym, right?

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Yeah, I mean, it's been crazy watching this series, and I don't know what the Celtics are going to do to adjust because it seems like they've just tried to shoot their way out of having bad shooting nights. And maybe something happens when they go to a different arena.

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I don't know, but the old saying is like the role players play better at home, but the Knicks role players have been playing pretty good on the road right now.

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So I don't know, if you were coaching the Celtics, do you just say, listen, we got to stick with what got us all these wins, with what got us a championship last year, or do we need to tweak something because what we're doing right now, it's not working?

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The thing about Steph Curry and how big of a difference he makes is it's actually crazy, especially against a team like the Timberwolves, where I think you could put Steph on any team in the NBA and they would be able to win at least one game in a seven-game series. Agreed. Obviously, it would be five. That's how big a difference it makes because he'll have one where he just goes nuclear.

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He doesn't miss anything. And then the whole spacing on defense is thrown off because you have to account for the outside shooting. And then they can get one, maybe even two games off most teams with Steph Curry. Maybe not the really bad teams. Maybe not the Wizards. Maybe not the Sixers. Maybe not the Sixers. Well, the Sixers, if Steph Curry played on the Sixers, they would rest him.

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Yeah, so how would you work that out? I assume that you've played on some teams where somebody else thought that they were the man at the end of the game, and I know that you probably always knew that you were the man at the end of the game that was going to need the ball.

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When it comes to somebody that thinks that they're the guy but they're not, how would you go about letting him know, hey, fuck you, I'm the man, give me the ball, stop taking those shots?

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Yeah, so looking out west, I got to bring up an old take of yours. You said Jokic was the worst MVP to ever win the award. If SGA wins it this year, is he worse than Jokic was? Or how does that work out? Who would then be the number one worst?

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Yeah. What if he becomes the worst four-time MVP? I don't think anybody's been the worst three-time and the worst four-time MVP.

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Yeah, I think he's the one guy that the ring conversation is fair. It's like... The team that he has around him, and don't get me wrong, I don't think that the Nuggets have a bad team around him, but he doesn't have a genuine top-tier superstar. I think the stat was he's never played with an all-star on the Nuggets, right? Yeah.

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But when he's able to take his team to a championship, he's literally making everybody on that floor two times better than what they could be, and he's the main reason why they get that ring. So with him, I actually do think it's fair to be like, yeah, he won a championship over some of these other great teams.

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That thought crossed my head all day today. That thought started crossing my head right when the Celtics lost last night. I'm not rooting against the Celtics per se, but I am rooting against Hank. Right. Because it's a lot of fun to watch Hank lose. I think most people would agree with me, by the way.

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Even if you don't feel one way or the other about the Celtics, I would rather see him lose than see him win. But yeah, that thought crossed my mind the second that the game ended yesterday. I didn't really even get to enjoy the loss that much because I was just thinking, well, this is what I'm staring down for my own personal game too.

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Grab a Dew in the new packaging and enjoy that refreshing citrus kick. And now here's more Gilbert Arenas. Yeah, I mean, the quote, I'm looking at it right now, it looks like it came from Goatman23. At Goatman23. You gotta source these quotes, Gil. I mean, everything that you said was in theory true about Charles Barkley, it was just Goatman23 started the conversation.

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And there's a lot of similarities between the Caps and the Celtics in terms of how their season's gone, the expectations for them. And I wake up every day and I think my lucky star is that Hank is not smart enough to see that I'm opening myself up to all sorts of responses from him.

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That's a valid point, because Michael Jordan's Wizards years, it was like a sideshow. We knew at the time, this doesn't really count. This isn't really Michael Jordan. If LeBron did the shit that Jordan did later on in his career, we wouldn't be glazing him like you are today.

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Every word that I say to him doesn't see it. He does not see it at all. Every word, every single word that I say to Hank could very easily have been said right back to me regarding the gaps. But guess what? We don't have to have that conversation because we split at home. Tom Wilson played one of the best games of hockey that I've seen anybody play all year.

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And it was it was in every aspect of the game. Even if you're a Tom Wilson hater, which I acknowledge there are there are many Tom Wilson haters. And in fact, I think most fans of other teams probably hate Tom Wilson. But if Tom Wilson was on your team, you would love him.

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Yeah, I also think the Lakers yellow doesn't really flatter Luka as much. When you see him put it on, it looks like a big poncho. I think it'd actually be funnier if he got fatter. If Luka got, like, real fat and he could still, you know, give you 30 on offense, that would be awesome watching, like, Escalade out there just burying shots in your face.

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that's just the kind of player that he is uh and i've had to deputize myself as like a tom wilson defender in the last several years because you can slow down every screenshot make a case that oh this guy is dirty this guy does blah blah blah he's also really fucking skilled and he had a great assist tonight he played awesome on defense in addition to some of the big hits that he had uh he he took away a goal from orlov and then he blocked a shot like five seconds afterwards and

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It's like an asset, like a draft pick. We're thinking about signing Dre, so we're going to need a couple more fight-a-fans this season.

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Yeah, yeah. I want to go back real quick to the Thunder and the Nuggets series. So it's 1-1. They're going back to Denver. Is Denver – like they get home, are they happy with how things went in Oklahoma City? Because at the end of the day, they flipped home court. They got the first game, but then they just got their ass kicked the second game. So how do you think that team's feeling right now?

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And, yeah, just an all-around great game of hockey from Tom Wilson. He's so much fun to watch. And I'm glad that the Caps were able to pull one out. We look pretty good tonight. There was more juice. We had juice in the building. You know what? There was more juice. It wasn't juice, Big Cat. I was wrong. It's not the juice that we needed. What was it? Agape.

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We needed agape in the building tonight. That's the Caps catchphrase right now. And it's spelled A-G-A-P-E. Okay. So it's agape. Okay. And they handed out towels tonight for the game for the fans that just said agape on them. In the stands, they had like a laser projection before the game that said agape.

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Did you hear from anybody else in the league that after the incident went down, they were like, hey, man, now they're telling us we can't play cards on games. What the fuck? Why'd you do that? Nah. No one cared.

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Because I feel like at the time, you might have thought this whole thing was going to blow over.

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Yeah. Did the team ever, like, was the coach ever like, how do I get control of these guys? Like a substitute teacher, like, I can't control the class right now.

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agape and then when you when you say agape all the fans of the stands make what looks like a hole with their hands but it's really a heart okay just like agape look at i'm going agape right now it's the funniest thing ever uh it is like a biblical word for like true love like the highest form of love that you can have but they still have the word agape plastered all over the arena and they're making a giant hole with their hands when they show uh their support for the agape movement

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Yeah, it's recess here all the time. I got one more question about the gun incident because I don't think the documentary brought this up, but after it happens and before the story leaks, before the guy from the New York Post starts making phone calls about it, had you guys squashed it already? Were you and Javaris, like, were you cool?

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He's watched every porn on the internet. He made that claim in like 2015. He'd seen every single porn. Yeah.

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i am the most what's a gape let's get a gape together i'm gonna gape out of my eyeballs part of my take is the number one most agape podcast in the united states i'm the biggest i'm the biggest dumbest shit i've ever heard i'm the i'm the most agape guy on the planet right now when i'm watching when i watch tom wilson i get a gape what is the genesis of it who came up with it it's a biblical word you got a problem with the lord

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I was thinking about you, Max, because you must be so far behind in Hawaii that it's still like early in the second halves there. So right now you're thinking that the Celtics are winning. Yeah, up 20. Turns out they lost both games.

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I have a question for Max, Hank. PFT. Yeah, Max, this is a PFT commenter from part of my take. Which one of those two players has missed more playoff games?

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What about Eastern Conference final stats, head-to-head? Like when it matters the most, you know, to get to the finals. Which guy has better numbers?

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No, that's a good point. Jason Tatum would be a loser if he wasn't a champion. That's true.

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He has the same number. The fact of the matter is that Jason Tatum just won an NBA title last year.

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Jason Tatum literally won a championship last year. Yeah. They're also going to win the series.

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Max, this take would be perfect if you let it marinate for a little bit longer, let it soak a couple more overnights, and if the Celtics get swept by the Knicks, then you could come over top with some of these stats, and then you could be like, what have you done for me lately? This is a take if the series was over. Yeah. Yeah, this is series over. Series is not.

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All right. Max gets a Villanova Pope, and all of a sudden he thinks that he's infallible, too. Mm hmm. Feeling yourself, Max.

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It started with our backup goalie. I think it was Charlie Lindgren. OK, that helps. He helps. He's a big he's a big like Christian literature guy. Got it. And so he read about the concept of agape love being the most pure form of love. So he brought it to my understanding. And I'm reading between the lines because there's nothing from the Capitals that like they know that the word is agape.

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Hank also said, though, that if they went down 0-2 in the series, he wouldn't be worried, so he's not worried. But then he was a little bit worried, but then he's not worried again.

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He is bad at vacations. Yes, I agree. Yeah, he seems like he's having fun. He's a quantity over quality. He's kind of like the Celtics. Takes a lot of shots at him, misses.

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You have to know that the word is agape. But they don't do anything to like wink-wink at you about why this is a big thing for us. So reading between the lines, I think that it was Charlie Lindgren, who's a big Christian literature guy. He read about the concept of agape love, brought it to the locker room and said, this is what I'm reading about.

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That's tough. That's crazy. One time Hank did that next to me on a flight. He had just had a Go-Gurt. Oh. And we took off. And, yeah, it got a little bit on my arm. It was like baby puke? Yeah, it was kind of adorable. I just started patting him on the back. I said, they're there. What happened?

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I know. It's mutant mode. I feel like people used to do that a lot more frequently because they used to have the barf bags everywhere.

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Now you got to ask for one. I know. That's how they get you. The airline's cutting back. Yeah, it was.

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Yeah, that's true. Your beloved Barcelona. So when we're recording the sound that you heard where Hank got really upset that they were losing in the moaning groaning, Hank didn't realize that there were two periods in extra time. So Hank got up to leave and they're like, no, Hank, you can come back and watch. There's more soccer. And then you got pumped and yeah, nothing really happened.

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I had a pretty good week this week, so I can't really complain about too much. But I did have one thing that happened to me recently.

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earlier today i think a lot of people can identify with it's a minor thing but it felt bad at the time i took a dump and while i took a dump i forgot to bring my phone with me to the bathroom i don't know if you guys have experienced that recently yeah that sucks it is the worst yeah it is it could ruin your day Yeah, because you just sit there and you're like, well, now what?

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I just sat there and I thought. I was alone with my thoughts for about seven minutes. And it's a shocking thing in today's day and age. I was looking for stuff to read. The dude wipes ingredients box. Maybe songs to listen to. Like in my own head? Yeah. No, I wasn't singing along to any songs in my own head.

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I was humming a little bit. I was humming at the time. I forget. I forget the name of it. Yeah.

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It's like the best form, the highest form of love that you can have for somebody that you truly care about, like we care about each other in this locker room. And then I think what probably happened was – All the guys in the locker room were like, holy shit, a gape? Yeah. And then they started saying a gape. And then they told the team PR person, yeah, it's this form of love.

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No, not always. Sometimes you just have to hope that it'll get out of there because you don't really, really, really don't want to sing the lyrics to this song. Although musically, from a melody standpoint, it's a good melody, but the lyrics are like the worst lyrics that you could possibly write ever. Maybe the worst things anyone's ever said ever. Yeah. But the melody can get stuck in your head.

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Right. I'd forget the name of the title to the track. I'll be honest. Yeah. I've forgotten everything about the lyrics to that at this point. But no, you start to think about, can I read the shampoo bottle? Can I read like, is there anything with words on it in the bathroom that I can read to, to just make this faster? But yeah, it was something that happened to us when we were kids a lot more.

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I think like 90% of Rick Riley articles were read to while there was poop coming out of somebody's butt.

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That always felt bad. The funniest was the part of this complete breakfast, and it was like 10 items in the complete breakfast. Yeah. Like three glasses of orange juice. Then you had the cereal with the milk. Then you had like a bran muffin on the side. Then you had yogurt. It was like, yeah, if you eat all this shit together, it's a full breakfast.

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Yes. That's great. It's dessert soup. Yeah. So I got a frother a few months ago, and I've been frothing everything, which is kind of addictive. I just take stuff out of my fridge, and I'm like, will this froth? And I try to froth it. Most things do froth. I frothed my cereal milk the other day. It was delightful. It was like a little moose cereal. That is nice.

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And then they ran with it. That's what I think is going on here. So... Also, you got to fight fire with fire. We're going up against Brandi Love.

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You'll probably be fine. It was a lot of hot dogs. The best time to eat a hot dog or anything bad for you is right after you get rid of a kidney stone. That's true.

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I had a hot dog that isn't even released to the public. I guess if you work at a hot dog place, it's probably going to smell pretty bad in there, so they don't mind if you just...

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Yeah, it was very shocking. And even more shocking is that he takes them off to play first base.

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It's like, we're never going to try that hard. I think I took 10 swings, yeah. I did take 10 swings.

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That's a witching hour in my house. It was great. Also, to be fair to Hank, he was probably thinking about the Celtics. Yeah, but at that point, they were winning. We had a TV on our bench. Yeah, I was home by halftime. I was calling out scores to Hank just to let him know. I wasn't even trolling him. I was like, Celtics are crushing the Knicks. There's no chance that they lose.

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Hank, who were you talking about specifically when you said unearned runs? I mean, our team had like five errors. Yeah, not the best defense.

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No, no. So I'm guessing Florida now one seed after that win.

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What concerns me is the fact that Big Cat doesn't have somebody that he's going against right now.

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So have you done any of your 12-0 on 50 slates before? Hold on one second.

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It's okay. He was just going with the vibes of the university.

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Well, that's because the over had adjusted down to like 29 points a game.

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So yeah, my thing is like, have you done, have you made picks with an empty slate? Because I feel like you would not be giving out a pick necessarily tonight if you weren't 12 and 0 right now.

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I mean, that would build the anticipation for the next pick so much.

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You could do that. You got to step up to the plate. Undefeated in March.

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So just to recap, your enemy right now is the possibility that Hank wants you to lose.

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Well, Hank lives to hate. Seeing him go at Shane right off the bat was wild. Wild. He's just like, whoever's in that chair, I'm attacking. Yeah.

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poor memes got his wisdom teeth out at the ripe age of 30 have you had yours out yeah when i was like 16 like everyone else i still have not had mine out do they hurt uh seven years ago in new york i had one day where my mouth just like blew up i went to the dentist and then he gave me the x-ray he's like yeah we got to get all four of these out so i went home and uh he told me call him back we're going to schedule an appointment i simply did not make that call and it just went away

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That's smart. So I think I'm good. Your body's strong. I think getting your wisdom teeth out is a racket.

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If Max was not in the room, what would your answer be? Max earmuffs.

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Bengals fans would have been pumped. It would have taken the sting off the Trey Hendrickson thing a little bit. It was like, maybe I'll get J.J.

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That was like step one on the checklist of something that he'll have to... In the future, I would have just... I would have just said fuck it and kept doing my thing until it was time to actually go to training camp. And then just not make the team. And then just sucked, yeah. But he's built different. I was wondering this about J.J.

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Watt because he's a guy that retired and then all of a sudden he got to enjoy himself a little bit, enjoy the fruits of his labor, travel the world a little bit. He started drinking some beer after he retired. Do you think that a guy as big as J.J. is, he probably didn't drink much while he was in the league? Do you think he had a higher or low tolerance when he quit? Wisconsin. Wisconsin. Yeah.

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I think now he can. I just don't know. Like, right after you retire, you're built like a tank. But Wisconsin. But do you have, like, two beers, and then you're like, oh, fuck.

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Correct. In his, his prime was that catch. It's very rare that you can pinpoint a man's actual prime. It was in that moment, and it was maybe the best prime of all time.

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Yeah, if you make a play like that, it's awesome. But also, if it were me, it would kind of suck because I'd be like, fuck, I'm never going to get better than that. Yeah, that's it. Like Saquon Barkley, is he going to do better than that backwards hurdle? Probably not. Or is he past his prime?

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Good question. What do you mean? Who's going to be the leader in that locker room? I think... Big Dom.

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Well, no, in the defensive backroom, that's what the question was, right?

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I was trying to think of... They were co-leaders and they got along real well.

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We saw you on TV and you look great, Jerry. I don't know. Who are you wearing?

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Right. But you did look good, Jerry, for the record. You look good at the Oscars.

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What can we do to get you in the building, though?

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Listen, Jerry, Adam is a great guest on the show. I don't even think that he's interested in the position. I don't think that you'll hear from Adam Schefter. I don't think that he's a threat to your job. I think that you actually showed us a lot about how seriously you were taking it. Now, if Adam Schefter did decide that he wanted to be part of it, we'd have to have that conversation with you.

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talk to him or if someone else but it seems like he does not give a shit about this and he's sick of doing fantasy football so I don't think you have anything to worry about we were mostly just doing that to scare you I think Adam is not a threat I don't think you'll hear from him okay hey chicken fry it's it's Jerry oh we could take a swing on Noah Gray today all right wait so Jerry didn't answer chicken fry Jerry I do I do have questions about the Oscars I feel like you dismissed our interest in the Oscars uh who was the best who's the best interview you had

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I don't think there are any. I think that's what was so attractive about Adam Schefter in this position is because he's got the inside info. I don't think that there's any rules that govern insider trading.

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Jerry, is this the kind of internet that you deal with on a regular basis when you're on the clock?

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If Jerry's doing the draft, God forbid, and he runs into this situation.

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Green bubble. Is that better, Phyllis? Seems like it might be. I don't know. Max, is that better? So what do you want? You just put this camera. Jerry O'Fantasy Man is his name.

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All right, so Oscars, Jerry. What did you think of it?

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Yes. So, yeah, it's over. No more San Diego Chargers. But I heard rumors that he might want to go up to the Bay, play with his brother. Ooh, the Bosa brothers together.

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Jerry, the difference is, like, when was the last time you won a championship? Good question.

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And so every day you drive over the pothole and it reminds you that you have not won a championship in, what, over 10 years?

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It's fair. I can only take so much. Jerry, it's fair. We don't relish putting you down. We don't because you care very deeply about the fantasy team, which is why it was a little bit puzzling that you were so averse to having anybody else help. Big Cat and I, we love this fantasy team. We live it. We breathe it. We sleep it.

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Ever since the start of the show, it was our baby, and we cared so much about it that we wanted to bring somebody else, you,

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Yeah. And he had just a couple questions for you. No big deal.

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Oh, Hank. Hank just goes after whoever is in that seat. Hank. He just said, what a resume.

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So is there anything else to his resume that you'd like to add to impress Hank? He was Rookie of the Year, five-time Pro Bowler.

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Okay. I think you're dismissing the five-time Pro Bowler, Hank. Five-time Pro Bowler. Everyone makes the Pro Bowl.

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You hear like one word that you recognize, and you're like, yeah, I understand the whole thing. Yeah.

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Jerry, what we'd like to know, because we've been talking to a lot of coaches recently, they've got a lot of acronyms. I want you to come up with an acronym that embodies kind of the spirit and the motto of what you're looking for in a team. You don't have to do it right now, but we're looking for a change of direction, maybe some fresh ideas.

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You're sad to see him go, obviously, but you knew it was happening.

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I like that he fought back a little bit, and he kind of blackmailed Shefty. He's like, yeah, I'll work with you, but you're going to be under the investigation for many, many computer charges.

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I think he's at the point in his career where he wants to win something.

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So he's gotten paid a shitload of money. Yeah. And I feel like he will probably sign somewhere for maybe less than the open market might necessarily dictate.

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Yeah, it's a very bad sign. I like dahlias, and I like lantana. It's a member of the mint family, but it's got flowers. Really covers all your bases.

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Did you have any specific questions you used to ask guys in those 15 minutes to try to get a feel for who they are?

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Yeah, I mean, definitely. On the other hand, it's kind of become like an arms race. Everyone ever since people were like, oh, yeah, Adrian Peterson, he'll break your hand off. I feel like guys go into the handshake now thinking about really squeezing and it's not like a natural squeeze. It's like, I'm gonna try to impress him with my grip strength right now.

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players of a franchise five-time pro bowler rookie of the year is not exactly all-time it's just a good solid player this is very smart by hank right yeah yeah you'll at this point you would just you i guess you would take them yeah yeah yeah uh and then the other big news is dk meccaf wants out he wants out he wants to go to a contender too i think and he also wants a new contract i have i have a place that i would like to see dk okay

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You do the look away because you know that you screwed it up.

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yeah now you can't even make eye contact because he's thinking you're a pussy too yeah right exactly i judge mostly based on the clamminess of the handshake that's like how much moisture is is on the other end of it because that tells you that the palms don't lie it's like you can squeeze as hard as you want but if you're sweating i know that you're a little bit nervous i if i was a prospect i would just go in for a hug and a kiss with the coach yeah i'll just be like strong come here give me a smooch give me a quick kiss um all right hey that's certainly leaving an impression

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We got a guy that does it, Jerry O'Connell. He's got all the information on that.

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But you're a smart guy. If you're going to be trying to convince Matt Stafford to play for your team, you take him someplace warm. You take him to Cabo. You don't take him up in the mountains on a ski trip.

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It'd be, it'd be interesting because you'd probably be having Aaron Rogers come in and then we'd have a whole bunch of things to talk about in that case. Yeah. So there's another guy, Cooper cup, great player. He might be playing in a different place next year, but I think you guys are, it's kind of the same situation, right?

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Where it's like, if he doesn't find someplace, if you guys don't find a good deal or whatever, there's a chance he could be a Ram next year too. Is that fair to say?

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Don't say the Packers. I'm not going to say the Packers. I personally would like to see DK on the Pittsburgh Steelers. Ooh. Him and Georgia. Him and Georgia out there together.

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Yeah, you have to have a very, it's a personality type thing. You have to be like borderline personality disorder. I don't think DK necessarily, he's not a complete psycho, but he goes up to that line because he plays with a lot of aggression. I think he's like a good mentally healthy version of George Pickens.

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Do you ever think to yourself, like 30 years old, what were they thinking hiring a 30-year-old to be a head coach? Like being this old now and thinking about how young you were back then. When I was 30, I was a completely different human being.

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yes yes so do we have any idea where he might like what's where's he rumored i know the packers everywhere i did see the packers like the patriots have inquired about him hank would you want dk what's his resume uh two-time pro bowler three-time he's under contract now so he he would you'd have to trade picks probably a first or third yeah maybe a second and a third for dk i would like dk on the patriots for sure yeah i think most teams should want him he's a very good player draft king can't turn but he's a great player

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Was there a point this year where you did send that text to Aaron Donald and you're like, hey, how are you feeling? Ha ha.

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It worked, too. It was a great play. You think about putting that in the playbook next year?

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The flea flicker check down is always open. You can always get 7 to 12 yards on that.

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Yeah, it would've been cool to see Los Angeles showing out there. That brought up something that I think we talked about at the start of the playoffs, which was the Chargers were in the playoffs. You guys were in the playoffs. There was a chance, it was an outside chance, granted, that both the Chargers and the Rams would have hosted the NFC and AFC championship games on the same day.

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How crazy would that have been? And also, is there a difference between having Harbaugh as the coach of the Chargers and having Staley? Are you finding more tins of dip around the team facility that you guys share?

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He feels like a Raider. He'd look good in the Raider uniform, too.

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So let's talk about the acronyms. You've got two acronyms over your left shoulder, HART and FAST. FAST seems pretty familiar to me. I think that's Liam Cohen's. Did you steal FAST from Liam Cohen? No.

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I think he'd also look good in a Bills uniform. I think the Bills should want DK, too. I did text DK when the news broke, and I just said, hey, DK, I dare you to go to the commanders. And what did he say? You won't. And then he just didn't reply. Okay. Well, that's not a no. But now I double dog dare him.

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Can you ever achieve situational mastery, though? Like, mastery is a big word. You want to strive for it, but I don't think you can ever achieve it.

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Yeah, it's not a bad way to look at it. But to be fair, you also stole the standard is the standard from Mike Tomlin.

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No, I don't think he did. I think it's Liam Cohn's acronym.

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That's good. I'm sure that you've gotten some calls from me. I don't know if it's other owners, other GMs that have used you as a sounding board if they're thinking about hiring somebody, whether it be as a coordinator, as a head coach. You don't have to name any names. Has there ever been a time when you'd be like, don't hire that guy?

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you got to put them together in the picture that that's that's a good idea we'll arrange that but seems like a good dude i don't know him you guys have talked to him you like him yeah i think he's he's a very very smart guy and uh he he's got like a uh software coding background where he was telling us that he was like working with with data sets and like actually writing code when he first started coaching to like optimize the workflow have you ever was that something you ever did did you did

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I like getting hired and then just immediately taking a shot at somebody.

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I think it was also out of respect. He was like, he's a great coach, so I want to coach against great coaches.

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And he got moved to center last year, and then he wasn't great at center. And by the time they got healthier at the guard, he lost his spot.

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That's smart. That's smart. My last question. Can you just remind our listeners, because we've talked about the standard being the standard, and we brought it up earlier. It was originally a Mike Tomlin thing. He probably stole it from somebody else, though, because that's how coaches work. They hear something.

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Can you explain what the standard is the standard means? Because we know what it means. Like, Big Cat, what's the standard? It's the standard. It's the standard. But can you explain to those of us who might not fully understand it, what does that mean? It's the standard. You got it. Great answer.

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We actually were. Credit to us. We were. And it's mostly because me and Big Cat are so invested in it that we feel we have sympathy for what you're going through. Because if anyone were to spoil it for us, we would be furious.

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Yeah. It's the worst contract maybe in the history of sports. Yeah. I think it's probably up there, right? I would say so. And he restructured again. I think it helps them spend more money right now. They're going to end up paying him the $230 million. All of it. The Browns are going to have to pay that to him.

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Yeah. Severance is the rare show that is the first like four episodes are so complicated and convoluted. It's very like Game of Thrones. You don't know what the fuck is going on, but you can identify this is a pretty good show. I just don't understand anything.

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We do everything. Always praise Kier. I might be rooting for Kier. Got to. I want to see what that guy's got going on. Got to. I think they're bringing Kier back. Kier's good for the league. I think Kier might be God. Listen, you need Kier. Kier gets ratings. You need a guy like Kier. Somebody you can point at and say, that's the bad guy.

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so i i'm pretty good about severance in terms of knowing that it's on apple tv and knowing what streaming service to go to but most other shows i'd say i'm batting like 10 in finding the correct app the first time when i'm looking for i just google it yeah google exists yeah this is a horrible no but but back sometimes you don't sometimes you you feel like you can trust yourself and i'm like i'm pretty sure that one's on hulu

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Yeah. I love it. I'm sure you do. It must be awesome for you.

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It is, yeah. That's big time power. As a Boston sports fan, he's produced more porn than anybody else.

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But yeah, Deshaun Watson, good guy. Team player. Team player. Taking a little pay cut. Yeah. Yeah.

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Right, right. What obscure, or more obscure than the Celtics, but what other Boston sports story would you like to see Bill Simmons make a documentary about? Oof.

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I don't know. That's one that should have been just one season.

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Chet Hayes should make his own streaming app. It's just any show he's in.

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All right. All right. What's your Fyre Fest? My Fyre Fest of the week is I spent yesterday morning building a flight simulator in one of our studios here. And it's pretty much good to go. And I just know that I'm basically never going to go home now. Yeah. Because I've got everything that I need within these walls.

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So it's a relatively intricate flight sim that I built with the help of Sam and Spider. And it's a Boeing flight sim. And I'm thinking, yeah, exactly. I was thinking that maybe Boeing might be interested in sponsoring our flight simulator because they've had a lot of bad PR. It would be one way for us to actually, everyone's just going to crash.

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How hard will it, I want to get on the simulator. How hard will it be to like learn it? Not that hard. I love it. I don't think my only rule, I've got one rule for the flight sim. Because you've got a map of the entire United States. You can fly planes anywhere you want. It's very realistic. No 9-11s. Okay. If you do a 9-11, you're suspended.

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they built the new tower it's just one tower I would assume they don't have like retro I don't think they have retro I don't think so no but they should have a mission where you can go back and be Mark Wahlberg and stop you can stop 9-11 that would be sick that would be sick If you'd want to do that. But no, I'm pretty pumped up about it. We got a stream coming on Tuesday that I'm excited about.

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But yeah, now that that thing's built, it's like, I'm going to go home to sleep. And that's about it. Everything I need is in these walls. You should get severed. I might get severed.

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The other thing is... You're just you here. I'm not very good at the flight simulator. Who cares? That's impossible. I just like doing it. Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? You think it's not possible? Yeah. 10,000 hours. I don't know if I got 10,000 hours doing that. What if you include the phone? That's only on Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.

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I didn't even get it. Where were the lemonades? So where was the original Doug Doug? Where's he from? I don't know. Because I feel like doing it in Chicago is expert level.

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You could do the Dug Dug Challenge pretty easily, I would think, in Seattle or Los Angeles. There are rules, though. You go to the Midwest, and they like their food.

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You guys puked and I didn't. It is funny, though, if a cop sees like five dudes puking in a parking lot, they would come up. They'd be like, OK, suspicion of DUI. Yeah. And then they give you a sobriety test and you'd probably fail just from being too full.

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Yeah, the KFC one seems like it was tough. White Castle, what a twist on White Castle. You think that they're going to get the tiny little burgers. And they get the double doubles.

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Had not had a piece of food. Were you allowed to indulge in some extracurricular activities to make you more hungry? Nope.

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You can't get Cooper Flagg because you said on this program that I'm out. I'm removing myself from Cooper Flagg consideration. I did see something very mean from front of the program, Andy Staples. Okay. Andy might not be front of the program anymore. Oh, he said if I was Cooper flag and the Wizards are the Hornets got the number one overall pick. I go back to college.

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It's very fun. I believe Hank's going to be involved. I think we got 10 people. One very special guest that is coming in to participate in the Flight Simulator. One of the most famous people in the field of aviation, I'd say, in the last 20 years. Sully. You sick fuck. Sully, if you want to join the stream, let me know. I'm going to crash so many times.

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He was just the most positive person on the internet. Right. And he did it all after battling cancer for, I think, what, 15 years?

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Which is crazy. And it battled back against him. And he was not as healthy as he wanted to be in the last couple years. But he was still the nicest guy ever. Yeah. Most positive guy ever. We had the chance to hang out with him a couple times, and he's going to be missed. And, yeah, fuck cancer.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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Yeah, yeah. He was successful while also being nice online.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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Is his other big one? According to these stats, yes. All right, so I'm doing 77. Oh, wait, wait. Pause. No, number eight is his second. He's done that 11 times. Eight.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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Oh, and then I thought about it. And he's not wrong, but it hurt for me to hear him say that. It's still an insult. It's still an insult. If I was Cooper Flagg, I would play for the Wizards myself if they got the first overall pick. But in the NIL era... But you love ball. I do love ball. He can go back to Duke, make some decent money at Duke for another season.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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We got to do one more for memes. You know what? If one of us gets it, I feel like this is almost like also memes getting it.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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I didn't FaceTime him. I'll FaceTime him. That's mean, Max. That's really mean, Max.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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And then go back to the NBA draft when a team that isn't the Hornets or the Wizards has the number one overall pick. It was mean for him to put that out there. Yeah. I know it's a possibility technically in the back of my head, but it's still mean for Andy to put that out there on a national sports podcast.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7654.37

Wait, memes, are you saying that you're on the hot seat?

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

796.355

And if the Clippers were to, they're not going to get it, but if the Clippers were to get the number one overall pick, I believe it would go to the Thunder, who then could add a flag to their roster.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

839.407

Some breaking moves. Oh, breaking moves. Christian Kirk to the Texans. The Jaguars are sending Christian Kirk to the Texans. I feel like the Texans should just get every receiver this year. Why not? Tank Dell has had another surgery, so that feels like it's going to take a while. I think he just had the ACL. He had the maybe PCL and MCL already done.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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So the second surgery just happened, and Diggs not coming back most likely. He's a free agent too, right? Yeah. Digs. Yeah. Yeah. They should just get every receiver. They should get DK, get Christian Kirk and everybody also today.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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I think the Jaguars' move with him was to pay him like a number one receiver in hopes that he would perform like a number one receiver.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

907.893

I think he might have been on our fantasy team last year. Yeah, well, we'll get to that. Also, Trey Hendrickson has been granted permission to seek a trade by the Bengals. So that might be their money issues. So he led the NFL in sacks last year, right? Yep. Doesn't wear gloves. Yep. Is a badass. Yep. I feel like there will be a lot of interest in him.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

10.643

There's making a sandwich, and then there's crafting a sandwich. And when I want something perfectly crafted, I go straight to Boar's Head. For over a century, Boar's Head has been dedicated to crafting premium deli favorites. Every ingredient is carefully chosen, every recipe made with a purpose.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

10072.699

Pretty cool, right? Yeah. Yes, I forgot that. I got to enjoy football season for the first time in a long time.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

10141.941

I like to remind people, too, about Joe Gibbs, because I feel like people don't talk about the job Joe Gibbs did in the 80s and early 90s enough. The fact that he won three Super Bowls with three different starting quarterbacks and three different running backs is crazy. I don't think we're ever going to see that again.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

10271.362

Right, so I think we got that land back. I heard. I think we're going to develop that RFK, too. RFK Junior is what some people are calling it. Don't do that. Jay's not going to be taking any shots. And then everybody will have different health, you know. But, no, I think they're going to get that land back.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

10289.168

And, ideally, it would be cool if there was a section of the stadium that was, like, on hydraulics. Like a roller coaster, yeah. That could bounce if you jumped on it. Like, hey, you're going to the springy part of the stadium. Here's your waiver to sign. Make that thing shake again.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

10397.139

I do have a question I don't think we've ever asked you before. What is the best football game you've ever seen?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1074.089

There's only one ball. Yeah, you're right. He needed the ball. He was a scorer. He forgot about that for a second. Not a lot of defense. Yeah. They're also winners because LeBron didn't leave. Yeah. He said, I'm here right now. Yeah.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1084.297

Which means right at this very second, he's there, which I don't know if he's planning on leaving, but there were rumors that he might be interested in going to the Warriors, which I think would have made everybody hate basketball.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

10842.194

They didn't invent that in Ireland? Huh? The Irish coffee?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

10928.344

Yeah, we got a little French. Yeah, I think Jameis asked us, or somebody that we had on the show was like, what's the coolest thing that you guys get to do? And I was like, you know what is like the most surreal moment that I think I've ever had, maybe the happiest that I've had related to this show?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

10943.854

When you texted me and Big Cat at the start of football season this year, when I woke up in the morning to a text from Chris Berman wishing me a happy football season. Yeah. I was like, well, I think I'm dead, and I think that this is a simulation or something, but I'm happy with it.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1095.666

Right? If they got everyone, you would have liked that?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

10999.948

Yeah, well, then when Goodell puts the Super Bowl in London, we'll do it over there. Don't even. You know what? Don't even.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1105.666

Well, they were all names that were like floating around. I'm glad that didn't happen.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11160.721

No. That's what I asked him earlier. He's like, dress for the job you want, not the job you have. You have golf today. I don't have golf today. This is a golf outfit. That's a golf outfit. Dude, they're sweatpants. Hey, question. What does your shirt say? A polo shirt. TaylorMade.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1130.46

It just didn't work. Yeah, exactly. It just didn't work. I don't think anybody looks good dry in an NBA jersey.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11320.602

You got a hole-in-one in like three swings the other day. True.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11333.874

How big are your hands? I got Pedro Martinez fingers. Tiny hands? No. Somebody said you had tiny hands. Yeah, you did. I didn't say that.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11391.606

If the team performs bad, the quarterback is the reason why.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11454.824

That was tough. Can I say something? You do a very good John Gruden. Thanks, man. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Got me feeling nice-y.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11474.057

Yeah, yeah. Cool. Hank, it is growth because in the past you would say, well, I'm just not going to do any work. No, in the past. Because everything I do is wrong.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11495.513

Wait, when you say in the past, you mean like 15 minutes ago? That's what I'm saying.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11537.604

That's a big fire fest for you because if you care about somebody so much and you believe in someone that much and then they just disappoint you over and over and over and over and over and over again, then it's like when your parents tell you, like, I'm not mad, but I am disappointed. That's the worst punishment of all. Yeah, you know what? I'll be the bigger man here.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11611.498

It sounds like, Big Cat, you're mad at old Hank. No, I'm mad at myself. What about present day Hank?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1162.52

Yeah, you got playoff Jimmy maybe. Yeah. That's going to be – I think if they get to the playoffs.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11642.45

Your team seems like a fully dysfunctional front office.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11682.845

Hank, I have a question. Why didn't you volunteer for high jump or something? I did. I literally was saying whatever you need.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11714.114

No, it was electric. I was. Japan started off World War Two pretty hot, too. Yeah.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11728.795

All right, PFT. Yeah, my Fyre Fest is I've gumboed myself to death. I realized last night at dinner, I used to love gumbo. I don't really want to have any more gumbo. I'm going to, and I'm going to try to enjoy it. Right after this. Yeah, for lunch, I'm about to have another gumbo. But my body is like all sodium right now. I'm bloated.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11754.673

I haven't pooped in three days, which is the exact opposite of what people thought was going to happen with all this gumbo. But yeah, I have to have gumbo for lunch, and then I have to have... gumbo for dinner, but then I have to sneak a gumbo in in between. How many are you at? I'm at 10. You need five more? The middle gumbo is pre-gum.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11777.996

I'm going to pre-gum before dinner tonight. Yeah, that was bad.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11795.483

But guess what? It's not over, Hank. I got I got the rest of the day today. I got all day tomorrow. Gumbo is delicious. But I last night at dinner, I was just looking at the menu and my body needed it was craving the color green. I needed something. I needed a green. And I don't know if I'm getting scurvy, probably. But, yeah, it's been a lot of gumbo.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11827.935

Yeah, well, you guys did. Old PFT probably would have done that. At dinner the other night, I put my hand up and I said, I've got a good place that has gumbo. And then we got there, and there was absolutely no gumbo. But I started the dinner out hot by saying, I've got a place. And then after that, it all fell apart. I do take accountability for that. That's huge.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11869.104

That's the other thing. There's so much good food in New Orleans. Etouffee, jambalaya, po'boys. Yeah. And as much as I want to have it, there's no room for non-gumbo. Yeah.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11892.227

I'm also concerned about that aspect. But the finish line is. I'm actually bleeding from my chest a little bit from the waxing. But the gumbo blocking me up is a side effect that should not be happening.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11902.454

It's just my body being like, hey, dude, stop. Whatever you're doing, stop this.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11919.713

Yeah, but I do realize that right now. You could quit. No, I couldn't. I can't.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I put myself, but you know what else I'm going to do? Even though I put myself in a bad situation, I'm going to finish it, and I'm going to do it.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

11948.621

I'm embracing the suck. Cleats in the grass. Man in the arena. I'm going to finish the week. I'm going to do what I said I was going to do. I'm going to eat 15 gumbos. Come hell or high water, I'm going to go 15 for 15 on gumbos, which is a pretty damn good percentage.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

12007.671

Super Bowl week. They should make a pill for guys like Max that just has a salad inside the pill.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1207.734

No, but there's a difference between regular season J-Bud and playoff J-Bud. You know that there is.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

12090.426

That's sick. They make full-size trains, too. Oh, I like that. Yeah, sorry. I just got distracted.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

12146.607

I heard it was like 0 for 55. Yeah, 0 for 55. Oh, 3, 3. 2 for 2. Sorry, 2 for 2.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

12154.169

Hank said earlier, we'll always have Pearl Harbor. I didn't think that that was.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

12159.291

That was disgusting and inappropriate. What about Max?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

12178.312

Come on, let's go. Let's keep the party going. Do you have any spicy sports steaks?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

12237.62

Remember when you said that you took it for Jalen Hurts? Yeah. Wait, what was your guess? Why was that for Jalen Hurts?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1224.744

Like, this is what you expect when you have Jimmy Butler.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

12245.442

Number 1. All right, I'll go 77. Is he number 2? There's a giant fathead of him wearing number 1 behind you.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1235.893

You don't like the Spurs? I think the Spurs would be a winner. Spurs are winners? DeAndre Fox, yeah. Oh, yeah. DeAndre Fox. DeAndre Fox, yeah. They're a winner. I'm a big watcher of his.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1271.473

Here's the thing about what the Wizards are doing. They're moving names around. They're doing stuff with the salary cap that I don't understand, but I know that what they're engaged in is just active tanking. Yeah, they're going to trade Chris Middleton.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1282.799

and for the longest time they they did not have a plan and their plan was it was like even worse than the bulls plan because we would finish outside of the playoffs yeah but not be bad enough to get a one pick or two pick until last season then we finally got competent front uh front office when we got the dude from oklahoma city and now we've had a plan in place where it's like get you have to get really fucking bad yeah and i'm i'm completely on board with getting as bad as possible that's the key

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1328.994

They're not going to play him in the playoffs. Just right down the street. What about, are you not afraid of Kyle Kuzma? No. You're not? No. You just don't like people with fashion.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1342.44

Yeah. You're afraid of it. It's very funny because all the talking heads on ESPN were like, I like this trade for the Bucs. Kyle Kuzma, I know he sucked, but that's just because he was in Washington. Yeah. But now that he's gone, he's going to be good again. And I thought about it. I got mad for a second, and I was like, I'm kind of right. Yeah. That's a very accurate statement.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1399.444

Yeah, he's a good front office guy. He helped pick Dan Quinn.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1418.399

If you were Bradley Beal, what would you do? I know I said last week, you have the no trade clause. You got that written in for a reason. But just fuck it. Just, like, don't use your no trade clause.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1440.902

Yeah, it's going to suck. Yeah. It's going to suck. Yeah, you'll still have that contract. You'll still have the same house. You'll still have the same drive into work every day, but it's going to get a lot worse.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1494.574

It is funny that the NBA is at its best when we're not talking about games. Yeah. We're just talking about guys moving to different cities. Playoffs. I love the playoffs. And being next to other guys. It's like, oh, imagine if Luka was in L.A. Imagine if KD was in New York. Imagine if LeBron was in Riyadh. The –

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1550.78

Can you explain to me like I'm five, how, how that market works? So the wizards trade assets. So pretty much everything. And then we just pay him to not play for us. Yeah. And then someone else, then that's good for us.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1609.151

It is. We got one game left. Enjoy it. I was thinking about how my brain is going to feel on Monday morning with no football.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1778.01

That's so good. There were like nine times in that one story where I was like, please, please stop talking because you're about to say something that's going to get you in trouble. Big trouble.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1793.182

I know Kaluks. Yeah, so if you're in Maui, just say, hey, I know Kaluks. Tougher than a rattlesnake.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1801.469

I'm excited. We got Ron Rivera going back to school, too. Oh. He's going to Cal, right? Oh. He's going to be consulting to the GM at Cal. I love it. So he told the text that he sent to Adam Schefter was, it was, going back to school is cool again. Bill Belichick taught me that, so I'm going back to school. Very cool, Ron.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1835.037

I would like to see Josh win just because seeing the story with Josh and being around him enough over all these years, it would be very cool to see that after everyone doubted him. So in my heart, I would like that, but my wallet wants Lamar very badly. Yeah.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1850.969

If I get Lamar 15 grand, no doinks. If they let me put that in, do you think they'll let me bet that? Yeah, why not?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1864.69

Well, what happened to that? Because it's such a dumb bet. It's electric for the game. It's an investment, Hank. It's a 10% overnight investment. It only didn't hit last time because of a fluke. But what happened? Okay. I think there were seven. No, there were eight kicks. It was like the first kick of the game. No, that's not true. PFT, I got your back.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1882.135

There were like eight kicks in the last game. Seven of them did not hit the uprights. That's like 85%. No, no, no, no, no. Hank.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1906.204

What happened on the one you missed? I was barefoot, and I kicked it, and I doinked it. You got the doinks out of the way. Does that mean it's less likely that these are going to doink?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1940.982

Yeah, you know you're going to. Oh, we got a doink off. All right, so let me prepare you for what you're going to experience with a no doinks bet. Oh, don't do this. Every single time. Don't do this.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1952.788

Every single time someone scores a touchdown. you're going to hope to God they go for two for some reason, first of all. Then when they line up to kick, your butthole is going to shrink up to about the size of an electron.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1965.562

Yeah, he doesn't want it. He doesn't want it. He doesn't want the smoke. No, I haven't gotten to the good part yet.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1976.226

Just be all in. I'm going to root for you. I'm going to root for this fucking loser. Do not put 15. It's not for the fan of heart.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1986.875

Bet a little bit on it. But yeah, and then after the ball goes through or misses and doesn't hit the upright, it's a great feeling because statistically... It's a good investment. Yeah. But you just have to be prepared to go through hell. I'm going to be rooting like hell. Doinks are very rare. They're more rare than you think.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

2004.947

You only hear about doinks because every time it happens, the NFL has put microphones closer and closer to uprights to make them sound bigger. And then everybody in the world tweets doink at the same time. That's why you think it happens all the time.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

2232.873

Harrison Bucker is a very, very good kicker. Harrison Bucker. Okay. You forgot about him.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

2252.265

If Mahomes can get a 57-yard field goal, he can probably make that.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

2257.85

Okay, so he makes Patrick Mahomes more powerful. Correct.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

2316.913

And what I saw, especially last week in the championship game, a team win by 30 points in the championship game, that's a great team. Great. Yeah. And you have to respect greatness. I've been better about the Chiefs than I have all week. Put it up. All the logos for part of my take. Birds. No. I'm birds.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

2364.63

I think the birds are going to win, but I'm going to bet on Mahomes. But for the record, I'm picking the birds. Wait, what? No, no, no. You're betting on Mahomes. I'm betting on the Chiefs. Oh, okay. So then your pick is the Chiefs. No, but... Your pick is the Chiefs. I'm betting on the Chiefs, but I'm picking the Eagles. No, no, no.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

2389.585

Well, you don't get to tell me what to do. The fucking graphic that we're going to make is going to say bird, bird, bird, bird, bird. No, it's going to be our picks.

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This is the picks and preview segment of the show. Your pick is what you put money on. Caesar. My pick is none of your business. I want the bird on the graphic. Okay, I'm taking the cheese. Listen, you have to respect greatness. I respect greatness.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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What do you guys like? I like Jalen Hurts over 38 and a half yards rushing.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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And then I saw one earlier. I'm trying to track it down again. It was Saquon Barkley to have a certain amount of yards per quarter in every quarter. Oh. I forget what that number was, but I remember seeing it and looking at it and thinking to myself, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And I like Flea Flicker, plus 250. Okay.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I like that a lot because when we talked to Lane Johnson, I don't know if you picked up on this, but we said, what if you caught a pass? He's like, me? No, not me. They might be looking at somebody else that could get a touchdown.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I found that bet at Saquon Barkley to have 10 plus rushing yards in each quarter minus 150. Okay.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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It's full go. I love it. It's full go from Friday morning to Sunday night, Friday afternoon, Monday afternoon.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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No, I'm not. You haven't given us a list update. I don't think you have the list anymore.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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okay because we were the first to have it you know what i mean it seems only fair when they do your bust are you gonna want the the big hair i don't do you get to choose the actual i think you do you that would feel right sit down and then somebody comes in and like paints your face or does whatever i don't know how they do it with a sculpting but yeah i think you get to choose the era of look that you have so you could be like yeah give me give me the long hair would be good i'm gonna take my max era

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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How do you process that? Where do your eyes go first? What do you think about?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I think it was winning. What happened? You won. You won.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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four down front that's sorry i know that we don't we don't know about this as fans sometimes sure and i i don't know maybe it sounds like you really put yourself into you know dedicating your uh you're like you know prep to this type of of uh like understanding and you know your routine that you have to get in do you think there's some centers in the nfl that just go up there and they're like oh fuck i have no idea i'm just gonna try to kill the guy that's closest to me

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I want you to tell me how you stop winning. Because if the Chiefs have been watching the film, they know what your keys to the game are from last week, and they can counter that. That's a great point. They can win harder. By the way, PFT, you look great. I should have said that. I should have said that to start. I feel great, yeah. You look incredible. I went out, picked up some new threads.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I feel pretty good about it. I got some new shoes. Apparently, you don't wear socks with shoes anymore. So I'm not wearing socks. Okay. And then socks are out. Plaid pants. Then I got every country in the world. I have a world map, which our sound guy very astutely pointed out. Like, this is just the country equivalent of my NFL shirt. Yes. That I was wearing.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Puna's listening to this right now. He's like, what the fuck, man?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I love that. So, so with the last Superbowl, I'm more interested in how you went about scheduling the next podcast after that. Like who sent the first text and I was like, Hey, it's probably intern Brandon. We should probably record in a very softly worded guys.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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He was right on the money. And the Kangol hat. And the Kangol hat. The Kangol hat is awesome. It does tie it all together. I got in here and Hank instantly got jealous. Oh. Mood turned sour immediately. Yeah. No, I just said to you, look, what time is your tea time? That's very funny.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Yeah, it was great. It was great for me this year. Yeah.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Okay, so I get the house money argument. But at the same time, there's a lot of guys that get to the NFC Championship or AFC Championship that don't get back. So it's like when you're there, you want to win. But I am glad that we got our ass kicked. That's way better than losing a close game.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I don't want to jinx him, but yeah, he's pretty fucking awesome.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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It's a big one. Yeah. But if you had played another year and then you somehow beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, then you would rub that in his face because he only got one on you. Yeah. If we were one on one, then it's like all fair play. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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God damn it. This came across my timeline the other day. This is Travis back in, like, 2015, maybe 2016. Do you remember this? When he went through, like, his kind of meth era? What is that? It looks like he's going to, like, a shop class.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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It was you trying to flex on him, but he's off what is significantly cooler than you not significantly cooler than I would say Cooler PFT is a hundred times swagger dealer in 1989. That's what he looks like

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Yeah. But, yeah, so you were just saying earlier how, you know, getting away from the NFL, you weren't sure if your body could do it. It's a lot of pain, a lot of stuff that, you know, aches every single day. Is it harder being a podcaster, though?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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And his dating life maybe helped a little too. We've been trying to get Hank to date Beyonce or Rihanna.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I mean, you've done very well on the podcast game. I think you understand how to poke the hornet's nest sometimes, but you apologize too much. That's the one thing you've told me. The secretariat thing. You had a great take with the secretariat thing. I agree with you.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I was like, hey, we bullied Nyquist offline. Don't fucking apologize to this dude. We have to stick together. You have a good take. That fucking horse was doing steroids. We've heard from From horse racing Randy Moss, he's like the biggest proponent of the sport. He's like, yeah, I mean, he probably was. They all were. It doesn't detract from his legacy, but we can speak honestly about it.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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We should dig up his fucking corpse and give him a blood test and see what's what. Don't apologize. And then you apologize to a dead horse.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Listen, for the very first time I went out and I spent money on clothes today for the low cost of $3,000. Put this outfit together and I feel good about it. I don't, I think you're serious. I am serious. No way.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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It was funny because you were like heartfelt in your contrition. You were like, I know that there's a lot of fans of horse racing out there. I did not mean to denigrate sport and the passion that you so clearly have for a legend. No. No, fuck that. The horse was juicing.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Have you ever seen Secretariat's horse? Have you ever seen his balls? No. That's right, because they're so fucking small.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Just promise us that you won't apologize to any more horses.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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He was. It was also great product placement. I thought it might have been a viral ad. We're so stupid in our podcast brains. Was this planned?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Max asked me what kind of shoes these are. I said brown. Brown. I don't know.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I just gave him a Baja Blast. There we go. Let's hear that sound. Nice job. It's good for the set. That's good for the set. That makes a more refreshing sound when you crack it into a microphone. Good job, Max. Oh, it tastes so good. And now, here's more Jason Kelsey. What do you say to the haters out there that are saying, oh, Kelsey retires and then Saquon Barkley sets every record ever.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Yeah, I think that was just me that said that. I don't think there's actually any haters.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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It's a nice black t-shirt. Thank you. I appreciate it.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Yeah. No, that's just a little podcaster trick. Anytime somebody good retires, you just hop. You try to be the first person. I'm a part of it. Yeah. Are they better without this awesome guy?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Yeah. It's like the world is filled with like geniuses that don't work hard enough. Essentially. And they say that they could have been something. Yeah, it's... Wasted talent.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Yeah, for sure. You get to say we still about the Eagles. Yeah, for sure. What about us? If I talk about the Commanders, Big Cat talks about the Bears. Yeah. We say we.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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They might be sick too. There's worries that it's spreading through the locker room.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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She's bad. She was a stat compiler. I mean, what the fuck, man? I think she had some bad tweets. She would like go into a hospital and just be like, blessed, blessed, blessed, blessed. Just like walk through the hallways. And she's like, got another 200 today. Another 200 souls in heaven. There's a lot of garbage time stuff. Yeah, there's garbage time that got added to her lifetime.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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You take out the garbage time. The PFF grades suck. I think Mr. Rogers. If Mr. Rogers, if something bad came out about him, I'd be like, fuck, nothing's real. Yeah. He's a one solid. Him and Weird Al, I think.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Yeah. You're a way better football player than human. Yeah. I mean, you were an incredible football player. Not even close.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Yeah. And if you can teach somebody how to do something, if you're trying to be helpful, show them the way, if you can actually impart that knowledge, you're learning more about it yourself, right?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I'm fascinated by the transition you made when you go to college and you become a lineman. And you were, what, a running back and a linebacker?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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That's awesome. Yeah, but I was a linebacker. So you go to college and some coach is like, hey, we'd like you to play center.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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That's what I would thought. Like you got fat over the winter break.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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So Max. Max Monday. If you don't have keys to the game, at least show me the path. What has to happen?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Yeah. I love that, that like character trait about a football coach where he just looks at a human being. He's like, sees his hips tight end. All right.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Yeah. We didn't have much of a defense. That's true. We ended up being, like, average by the end of the season. They got a lot better by the end of the year. Yeah.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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We had a great goal line defense against the Tush Push. There you go. Just jump over top. Yeah. Just keep going offside. Four times kill. How much more awarded points? How much would that suck? Yeah, being Cam Jurgens, you get a bad back.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I think the thing about Jason is you look like an Eagles fan. Yeah. I think if you were to take like one guy in the NFL and be like, does this person look like he's from the city of the team?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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All right. Max? What do you call a group of people from Philly? You know how it's like a murder of crows? Douchebags. John?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Strong. Confident. We have Jason Kelsey at home. Do you have a question? Yeah, no, I got a question.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Here's the reality of the situation. A touchdown field goal, you can come back from. 10-0, you can do that. But if you start out getting safetied and it's 2-0, that's game over.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I love that. That's the best thing ever. Look at the life force behind the Philadelphia Eagles, and I believe that. Yeah.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Good job, Max. All right, Kate's last stop. That had everything. Everything we expected and more, Max.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Mm-hmm. Have you thought about how many drinks you're going to have in your system at kickoff?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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your performance at that game it was it was perfect because you were you were obviously hammered you're having a great time yeah but you also didn't do anything embarrassing like you just all you did was skyrocket to the top of like most average dudes like number one guy they want to drink a beer with yeah i find most of the time when i do embarrassing things it ends up positive

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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How many podcasts a week? What's your schedule? One a week? We're doing one a week. Yeah. One every other week. One every other week. Yeah.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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You parachute it in and you try to, my culture is not your costume.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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It looks awesome. The Silverado Trail Boss is built like a fullback. We're talking 495 foot-pounds of torque. Hold on to those sodas, Max. Plus, the Trail Boss gives you an extra 2-inch lift so maybe Hank can finally dunk. That would put me right at 6 feet, exactly, if I got that. The result, a truck that can do it all, then show up on Monday with a storage sale.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Yes. If you have no plan, you're planning on having 20. No. Truly's only. Okay. Okay. You're going to get unruly.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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We love how much you love football. It's very clear that you still love football. I don't know if the game has changed. It's obviously changed on the field, but your relationship with it, your relationship with the game itself, it's gotten so much bigger. All the media, all the marketing around it. There's a lot that is wrapped around football that's changed over the years.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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But in terms of you and the game, how you see the game, has that changed or has that kind of stayed the same?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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But these are details you've got to figure out. It's just like you're playing the game. You have to script the first 15 drinks.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I don't know if you agree or not. It's still about, yeah. Yeah, they can change the game. They can make certain hits illegal. It's harder to hit the quarterback, all this stuff. But anybody that says, like, oh, they're turning to flag football, it's try stepping out on the field. Yeah. Watch the Pro Bowl.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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That's good. We've got some preparation there. Yeah, putting on the boot. But we don't know pregame meal. We don't know. I think if you score first, shooey.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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You have to think about your night before meal, too. Like, what's your dinner? What are you going to load up on? Seafood. Oysters.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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It's such a funny question too because, like you said, this individual team, you could make the argument that the 16-0 Patriots were a better team than these Kansas City Chiefs, but look who's got the opportunity to win three in a row. Correct.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I don't know. Do you think it would be? How about this? How about not using the word best, the greatest?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I wonder what Brady's going to say during the game if the Chiefs win and if they win convincingly. Do you think Brady's going to take a moment and almost put Mahomes in his place historically? Is he going to want to do that? I think so.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I think it matters a lot how he gets that 120. So he gets, you know, he breaks off a 70-yard run in the first quarter, scores a touchdown, kind of bottom him up a little bit after halftime. I think, yeah, the Chiefs should be able to win a game like that. But if it's just constant, you know, he's breaking off nine 10-yard runs.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Yeah, and I also feel like if the Chiefs win and the defense shows up and there's a couple splash plays here and there like we've seen from the Chiefs, Spagnuolo should be a Hall of Famer as a coordinator.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I know they don't do that for just coordinators. You have to be a head coach. But if you're the D.C. for a team that wins three Super Bowls in a row, in large part because you dialed the right things up at the right times, put that man in the Hall of Fame.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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That's my kind of thought. I love it. DeAndre Hopkins has been such a good player for such a long time, and he's played on some terrible teams. He's had some really bad years in his career just in terms of Having to show up every day and still, you know, he's still always been a professional.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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It is crazy. For the record, I do not want to be 102. I never want to get there.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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But in some situations where it was a little bit harder to do, this has got to be like, he is so focused on this game. This is what he's worked for. This is why he's done it all these years. And he finally gets a chance. He's a little bit older. He can still catch the ball. He can catch the hell out of the ball. I like that pick a lot. I also like...

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I love the pick. I also like on Philly. I like Goddard. Love it.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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It's Saquon's birthday. Did you know that? On the Super Bowl? On the Super Bowl, yeah.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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He kind of turned around down in New Orleans on that one breakaway run that he had, too. Yeah. That game was not in hand. They looked like they might lose that one, and the season was kind of shaky. What, early in the year? Yeah, he was making some weird decisions. That was a moment that kind of shifted the entire season around for him.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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You'd want to be 102 and then go through this season again?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

898.212

I mean, we're in New Orleans. They celebrate death. Yeah. They do a line, a funeral line.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

910.073

Tomorrow's the time to think about that. It does kind of rock that she said like, yeah, I'll spend all my money on this new coach, and then she doesn't have to actually do that. Yeah. That's the way to go. Yeah. When I'm like 95, I'm going to make a major financial commitment and then load up on a huge batch of heroin.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I am as well, yeah. Any score, and I'm going to do Hopkins any time touchdown. I like that. And tails. Tails is a big one. Oh, tails. Always. Here's a nice one I'm on. It's like roulette. Tails never fails. Just go with it. No doinks. It's a hot bet.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I bet no doinks in the first matchup between these two teams. Minus 1,000 were the odds on it. So I looked at it like an investment. I make 10% back if there's no doinks. There was a doink. I thought so. There was a doink. Oh, sure there was. And it was bad. But I'm simply just going to bet more this year on no doinks. The do theory. It can't happen twice. Yeah. Lightning doesn't strike twice.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Elliott, have they doinked during the season? I don't know what – the point you made about Elliott, you know, he's the most accurate field goal kicker in the history of the postseason, and he's the least accurate extra point kicker in the history of the postseason.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Minus 1,000. Minus 1,000. Yeah, 10% return on investment. I mean, try to find me a better investment than that overnight.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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I might be betting 10 times as much as I did the first time. So he's making all that. Oh, let it ride. Well, I lost the first time. Yeah, yeah. I think that I found a system and a flaw in how gambling math is constructed. But in reality, I'm probably going to lose a lot of money.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Saw World War II. All of it. Saw the Great Depression. Great Depression. Dust Bowl. Pearl Harbor. Wait, is she older than the Hoover Dam? That's crazy. Probably. Yeah, she is.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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That's nuts. That's insane. She was older than highways. I did appreciate in the write-up. What?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

966.438

Well, because there weren't a lot of cars. They were invented highways.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

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Come on. Do you do a fastest two minutes after the Super Bowl?

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

9859.175

It's crazy that you came in here, Jules, because Chris was just telling us a second ago how if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, Far and away the best team of all time. I did not say that.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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For the next 18 years. You see what Elon paid that girl, Ashley? No. He paid her 2.5 mil up front and then 500 grand a year. Whoa. That's a great job.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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I've got to download the Masters app. It is the greatest piece of technology to ever exist.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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Yeah, it's sad. That was the death of Dookie Hank. You were a fan of a coach. Imagine that.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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Yeah, that's how I'm with networks. Yeah. I always wait until the last second to find out what network a game is on.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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This is an interesting debate. Shohei Otani, does the best player in baseball have it? Does he have the it factor? I think he has the aura factor. I think he's had the aura factor.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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Well, for a while, we knew that we didn't have that because the debate was who is the face of baseball.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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It was against the Braves, who are not having a great season so far. I think Braves fans, they need to burn Blooper and Effigy.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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I said yesterday, light him on fire. I realized that was going a little too far. No, run him over with a truck. I think just lighting. Get your Blooper dolls out. Have a little bonfire. Run the dolls over.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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yes that is whatever that was bad that was no hand up hand up bad edition hey we're just happy you're back we're happy you're here i opted in taking shots i'm glad that you're listening to the show and you're contributing to it yes that's very good not everyone can do that no not everyone can do that that's correct that's a fact

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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So I've been thinking this for the last two and a half, three months. It's very strange how he hasn't made up his mind, obviously. And it's very strange how the Vikings took a while to commit to JJ as their starting quarterback.

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It took longer than you think that it would. If they had a first-round pick that they absolutely loved, they would just be like, oh, yeah, Sam can go. No problem. This is JJ's team. By the way, you have to admit there was a flirtation.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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JJ McCarthy. He hasn't earned full JJ. Don't you agree? That's fair. JJ McCarthy. He's got to earn that. I think if he was just JJ, then it's like he's the starter. Right.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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Justin Jefferson. So if Jedis gets the starting job, like right off the bat, if they're like, hey, Mr. McCarthy, we know that you're a guy for next year. I don't think they would even... They wouldn't pause, right, if they were firmly committed to it. But it took them a while, and then they kind of got sick of the Aaron Rodgers thing, so then they said, yeah, J.J.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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McCarthy is going to be our starting quarterback, and we're fully committed to him. Meanwhile, I think Aaron Rodgers is waiting to commit to the Steelers until he knows for sure that the door is shut in Minnesota. Yeah. That's what I think is happening.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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I don't know. It all depends on what he saw in his most recent vision quest. Like he could come in after a long week and be like, no, I'm not playing football anymore. Yeah. Or he'd be like, yeah, I'd like to sign a five year contract.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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Yeah, Joe Milton. Bazooka Joe. Bazooka Joe is a Dallas Cowboy, which both Max and I are upset about because we like Bazooka Joe and we want to root for him to be successful, and it's just impossible to do that with the Cowboys. So it's kind of a bummer for us. That's my analysis.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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He is a guy. He is not the guy yet. Ever. From the outside, it's fun to root for Bazooka Joe.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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That's the beauty of Bazooka Joe is that we've all seen Bazooka Joe and we know what he is, but it's fun to get re-excited for Bazooka Joe.

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Well, I mean, he improved in value. He got two rounds better last year.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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Bill Belichick built his career off fifth-round picks. He only drafted in the fifth round.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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I mean, the Belichick model was trade your first, your second, your third-round picks and get 25 picks in the fifth round.

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We also changed the rules for Hard Knocks. Did you see that? No. So now a team that made the playoffs last year can be the Hard Knocks team.

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We got some good teams we could go to. Yeah. I mean, Pittsburgh would be awesome if Aaron Rodgers there gets to run that back.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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I'm kind of with the Pats. Well, you can't. New head coach. New head coach. We just said that. You don't listen.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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Listen, Charles Barkley, when he's talking about the big old women, don't act like Charles doesn't sneak a peek.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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Also, Kirk Cousins had a meeting with Arthur Blank. Okay. Apparently, it was an hour-long meeting, and Arthur Blank says that he took five pages of notes during the conversation. Wow. I don't know what he could possibly do.

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I don't know. Five pages of notes. What would the notes be about? It might be a new chapter of the Bible. I don't know.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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like this should be a one if anything a one cheater it should be yeah it kind of sucked when you drafted a quarterback yeah or or it could be five pages of notes where it's just like uh kirk cousins passing him a note saying can i start him passing it back saying no yeah back and forth over and over yeah how about now still no write down a team that you would be willing to go to not that one yeah write down another team not that not that one

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I would pay a good amount of money for those notes. Yeah. Good amount.

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Yeah, I mean, we had a debate the other day of Shaq versus Jokic. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was a fiery one. They play different positions. Yeah. And I'm sure that both could be successful in the other person's era.

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I have to tell myself that. Yeah. I have to tell myself that this weekend is going to be the best weekend of college basketball of my life.

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If Duke doesn't lose, you talk about an all-time wasted meme from the White Lotus, right? I know. It feels like that has to be used at some point.

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It would be a real shame if it wasn't. I do find myself also rooting for Duke because they're fun to root for. Oh, I'm not rooting for them. But then, well, I find myself enjoying them. Yeah, yeah. Because they're fun to watch. But also, then I think about... What would those crying faces look like? And there would be some good crying faces. Some really good crying faces.

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You get crying moms that you've seen. I think Con Nipple might be a good cry. He would be a great cry. That's what I'm focused on is like the cheeks would get extra red. It would be a solid cry. So I'm going to be rooting for the Cougs. But I do think that Duke is going to win.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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I think a lot of people appreciate you, Dickie. I'm sure that you've had a lot of people that reached out over the last couple years and let you know exactly how loved you are, how they're rooting for you. I'm curious, though, when you were going through the treatment and you couldn't talk, what was that like? Because you're a guy that loves to talk. That's your thing. You love talking to people.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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Would you go home? Would you write? How did you get these thoughts out?

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There's one little tiny. There's a thread. One thread. See if you can pick up on the thread.

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I just keep thinking to myself like this is the place that Cliff Kingsbury bought a one way ticket to.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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I think that's the horniest move that an adult male can do is to buy a one way ticket to Thailand.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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So Dickie, thank you so much for joining us. It's a dream come true to get to talk to you and we hope you enjoy the game. So you got Duke against who in the championship?

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But yeah, basketball. Yeah, basketball. Pump for the Final Four. I don't know what to expect in Auburn, Florida. I've closed my eyes. I've tried to visualize this game. Basically, if Clayton is hot, Florida wins.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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Yeah. I mean, your story is incredible. For those that don't know, you bet on yourself. Actually, our good friend Robbie Fox...

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You and him became pretty close. He drove you around. He showed me a picture where he took you to the emergency room. So tell our listeners a story about how you bet on yourself, the road that you went on that you brought people along.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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That's very cool. Do you carry the belt around with you? I mean, like what's the longest that you've ever gone without touching the belt?

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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I think he embellishes them. When he stacks up all those pancakes, I think he eats maybe a quarter of them.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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I'm back on my grind. What Big Cat's saying is that it's stolen valor. Right. To eat a big meal like that and to act like you're a fat guy and then to not have to suffer the consequences of eating like that all the time. His culture is not his costume.

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Yes. I agree with that. Yes. But I'll go one step further and say, I don't think he actually eats everything that I think that the rock did his first cheat meal, which was organic. And it would not like in terms of organic food, but like it was from his own brain. Hey, I'll post my cheat meal. Yeah. Everybody was like, wow, the rock, that's such a huge cheat meal.

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And then he was like, oh shit, that did a lot of traction. So now you have to find a different way to make my meal look bigger. Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, it's all about how you photograph it. So if you want to make something look bigger, you got to get down from like a low angle.

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You were talking about how you keep thinking next time you come out into the ring, they might boo me. Like that's a thought that's in the back of your head. I would imagine that to stay in the good graces of your audience, you have to think of ways at times, like what can I do to keep them cheering for me?

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But then it's kind of a catch-22 where if you go too hard, they can sense that and then they'll start to boo you. So how do you deal with that mentally?

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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It's way more fun to see Nipple. It's so much more fun. Yeah, you might be right. I... I don't know. Houston is a lot older. I do think that makes somewhat of a difference at that age.

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There you go. That is the scene from Dodgeball where Guy LaFleur, he's sitting in the office and he's just looking at pizza and shocking himself. Yeah. So he won't eat it.

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Top golf's very fun. So you smash it, you step up, you just hit driver?

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What the fuck is that? A fictional award, but he's got a hot feeling for it. There should be an opposite award. Least clutch player of the year.

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I think that's the real takeaway is Jerry O'Connell's back. Yeah. The acting chops still got it.

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Also, Hank's Fyre Fest is reminding you that he does listen to the show. Yeah. That was a good way of putting that, Hank.

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Hank was mad about it for legitimately two full years. You know why Hank's been in such a good mood recently? Because this is as far away from Mount Rushmore season as we can possibly get. Once we get back into Mount Rushmore season, he just becomes pissed off all the time.

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Yeah. There's also John Morant being investigated again. Yeah. The NBA has launched an investigation against John Morant, and I believe Buddy healed, too, for simulating a gun, which I think this is progress. Yeah. This should be celebrated, the fact that John Morant is now not holding a gun. Yeah. It was an assault rifle, it looked like. I don't know if you watched. But I did see it. Yeah.

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You know what? I was actually looking back at the Mount Rushmore pizza toppings. This is how I know that I'm getting a little bit old. The combination of ham, green olives, black olives, and mushrooms. Like, that actually sounds like a pretty good pie.

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No, I think what we did on that, if memory serves, Hank had an all-time bad draft of the worst appetizers.

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Where he put all the good ones, and so we tried to give that back to him.

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No, Calamari's good. No, but I can tell that you're beating yourself up over being mean to Max, and I appreciate that from you.

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Max, I have a question. Do we have a way of, like, when you're going back and listening to the podcast and when Pug is editing it, certainly you're letting Pug edit in peace, right?

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Well, Memes is talking. Let Memes present his case. But he answered the question wrong.

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To be fair to Hank or to be fair to Max. PFT has terrible taste. He probably thought that Jerry said no hummus and Max was like, not a problem.

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It's usually pretty late because you're working late too. What the fuck are you doing? Yeah.

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Great job, Hank. And golf. All right, PFT. Good friend, even better coworker. That's what we say about Hank. My Fire Fest of the Week, it's all Blake-related this week. So on Sunday, took Blake to a dog training class because we're trying to work on some of his behavior issues.

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And at the start of the class, the trainer went around the room and she said, everybody here, please introduce yourselves. Start with the pronouns. I thought she meant Blake, the dog. And I think he's he, him, is what I think. That was an awkward moment for myself. And then later on this week, I picked him up from daycare.

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Because the dog, I don't know. She wasn't actually asking for the dog's pronouns.

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Yeah, but when I look at Blake, I'm like, I thought she was talking about introducing Blake.

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I started to. And then I realized it halfway through and it was very awkward and very embarrassing for me. And then I picked him up from daycare on Tuesday and he wasn't putting any weight on his back right leg. So I took him to the vet. He wouldn't let the vet touch him yesterday because he was like, I don't know. He's like, don't fuck with my leg. So now I have to I've got him doped up today.

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I gave him four pills this morning. I'm giving him four more this afternoon. Then I have to pick him up because he's going to be knocked out. put him in the car, take him to the vet. Hopefully they'll examine him. But now it's looking like Blake might be, last summer is when he had the double elbows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now he might have an ACL. Oh, fuck.

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Yeah. Heavy favorite. Make up your mind, NBA. Do you want John Morant to hold a gun, or do you want him to not hold a gun? Because that's all I saw last night was him not holding a gun. He was not holding a gun.

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So I got to get, I don't know, can we do blood spinning? Can we do, is there HGH? Get him to Germany? Get him to fly Blake to Germany? Yeah. Hopefully it's not the ACL.

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um but yeah he's we're looking at maybe another summer where shit blake won't be able to go outside and play which is a bummer when you look at your dog he just looks at you like i'm depressed yeah i can tell that my dog is depressed people are starting to ask can he stay on the field yeah there's injury questions can't make the club in the tub you can't there's injury questions for blake he is this is anthony rendon i signed anthony rendon to be my dog

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And I still love him. But it's tough looking at your dog when he's just like, this sucks, dude.

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Yeah. Drive him over in the Camaro. I don't own a Camaro. You don't listen to the show.

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The El Camino is also not starting. But that's also normal. Yeah, a lot of people are asking questions about the El Camino.

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Right. We're taking a shot on a guy that had injury concerns in college. And it's high upside for it. But I think I figured out what's going on, and I'm fixing it up this weekend myself. I'm going to try to fix my car.

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If you try to turn it on, PFD, and it blows up? I bet you, Max, that I get the car running by the end of this weekend. With no help. No help. I get to use YouTube.

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That's not true. I just put two gallons in my garage in there, and I filled it up on my way home from work and put 20 bucks in there. So I think I know what it is. The battery terminal had a thing that was fucked up on it, so I'm replacing the battery terminal, the part that connects the wires to the battery this weekend. And I got tools. I bought $200 worth of tools at AutoZone.

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Yeah. Now they got it all figured out. Except it's all computer now. So it's way harder for you to fix it if there's something wrong with it.

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Yeah, me too. I have no car knowledge whatsoever. Now I feel like I'm elementary school level. I'm still like that guy from the meme where he stands in front of the server and just looks at it and hopes that he can figure out what to do. But I watched so many YouTube videos on how to replace a battery terminal. And I got the most expensive set of tools that actually here's what happened.

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I hit up the guy that sold me the El Camino. And I was like, hey, man, another problem is like my third time calling him. And he goes, OK, I think I know how you can take care of this. You're going to want to go to Lowe's and you're going to want to buy a really expensive set of tools and you're going to want to learn how to fix the car yourself. And then he hung up on me.

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Yeah, that's exactly what this guy said to me. And I was like, okay. And then I paused for a second. I was like, wait a second. This guy's fucking with me. And he's like, okay, I got to run. There's nothing worse. So step one accomplished. I bought the tools. Step two, I'm going to get this fucker started. I'm going to drive it. If it's nice outside, I'm driving it to work on Sunday.

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He also did the Russell Westbrook thing where he just decided to go full speed, like down the court. He's like, I'm going to sprint. I'm going to go as fast as I can, then misses it, and then comes back and blows it again. That was a great game, though. It was a great game. It was a great game.

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Yeah, but you know what? I feel like swim shirts have become normalized. For regular work? No, I'm just saying, like, if you're thinking about going to the pool.

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You know what you should do? You should just become like a clean white quadruple XLT guy. Like a Kevin Federline? Yeah, like the ones that you can buy in gas stations.

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lose that i also gained a little weight from march madness so that didn't help here's what you do giant t-shirt big ass preferably and one basketball shorts that go down to like your shin and then walk around with a hand towel on your shoulder that's a good look that is a good look like a tarkanian yeah yeah yeah max so you got no plans

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There's so much. So much. Oh, my God. And then we got blizzards and they were just. The thing is, when you're staring at a screen, you just absentmindedly eat stuff. You just graze all day long. Right. But that's the cycle of life. It's like every single year, I'm pretty sure that we go through the same phase. Correct. And it's like post normal spring break. It's our post March madness.

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And then we look at the clock and we've got, oh, shit, we got two months to get in shape.

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Are you nervous at how much money you're going to owe me after the golf long drive?

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I'm nervous about it. I've struggled with that because if I outdrive Hank by like 30 yards, am I actually going to be able to collect $30,000 from Hank? Yeah.

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Things do look pretty bad for Mr. Bing Bong, too, for Jerry, for his Knicks. Don't even bring that up. It just feels every time they play one of the two teams they're going to have to play, they get their ass kicked.

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Pug, if you're ever around Max and he's making you feel unsafe, like he might hurt you, let's think of a word we can say. Maybe meatball? Mm-hmm. I like that.

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I bet on the Knicks to win the NBA Finals, and I think it was less than a week later.

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But I think it was the Cavs. I think they lost to the Cavs, and I was like, fuck this. I'm not going to just spend my money. Hank, let me ask you a question because you're not worried about the Cavs.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would agree. They're 64-12, Hank. And their defense is really good. Who's defending champions? Okay.

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Hey, Max, are you worried about winning the Super Bowl next year? Yeah, of course. Exactly. You should be because leagues change. Max knows ball. That was smart.

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Fake. Any team that's like, oh, we took a nosedive in March. It's like, well, you did that intentionally for probably a smart reason. Right. Like the Sixers.

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Max, can you send the lottery one time? Oh, yeah, I like this. Give us one, Sim. There we go.

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I saw the butthole basketball. PFT, you just celebrated the Sixers getting the first pick. It's fine. They're not allowed to have it. Oh, my God.

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Because the Wizards logo was the last one that I saw, and I thought it stuck on it. And sixth. That would be a nightmare. You got six. I got to be honest. I'm terrible at tank-a-thon at the simulator. I can never get it. Statistically, I should get it once every, what, eight times, seven times? Every morning I wake up, I go to tank-a-thon, and I simulate it probably 20 times until it happens.

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And guys who like football, they like me back. And I like them back. And even guys that don't like football, they try to avoid me because I'm always trying to get them.

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I remember when Big Cat told me about the clock in, clock out, the time clock. I thought, like, these bulls are going somewhere. I loved that addition to the facility. Yeah, blue collar shit. So about the time clock, when you would punch in it, would it actually clock the time or was it just stamping your name on it?

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That might have been the missing piece. I think the time clock was a great addition. But the second part of having a time clock, you got to check the time clock. You got to check the cards.

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I agree with you. I think it was unnecessary to take a shot at John Cougar Mellencamp like that, but I agree with the rest of it.

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You've played a lot. You've played a lot. But yeah, I'd wear the jacket with the logo on the back.

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Yeah. Who's the best assistant coach that you've ever had? The one that we should be on the lookout for. Like, that guy's going to get a shot and he's going to be great.

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Yeah, you've played in a lot of places that have legends that have preceded you, legends of the game, like KG in Chicago with Michael Jordan. But probably most importantly, growing up in Seattle with Spencer Hawes, the looming shadow of Spencer Hawes there. We are a Spencer Hawes respecting podcast. Was Spencer just a big part of the basketball scene in Seattle growing up?

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Seven will be Monday night, right? Yeah, seven would be great. I would like to see – I'd like to see some crazy comebacks. I think this series has been awesome to watch. There's been great basketball. So I'm at the point where now the more basketball, the better.

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Yeah. And then from that moment, that spurned you to become a professional basketball player, all thanks to Spencer Hawes.

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Mike Trout's probably just kicking the shit out of his translator every day. Bure, yeah.

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Yeah. After all this time in the NBA in the offseason, are there still things that you're trying to improve on your game or different wrinkles you're trying to add? Or are you just at this point trying to stay in shape and keep what you've got going?

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Who do you study if you're trying to figure out how to get to the free throw line more?

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That is. That wasn't a fair shot. I do also love Draymond. I respect his game as a podcaster as well. So I got to take a shot every now and again.

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Yeah. The NBA is definitely going to call Scott Foster game six, right? We can agree on that.

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What were the tweets? What would they have been? What was that, my bad? What would the tweets have been if you had tweeted them out?

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What was the takeaway from I know that some of the New York fans have been upset about about the Pacers and more specifically Pat McAfee taking the mic and being like, oh, you out of town sons and bitches go back home as an out of town son of a bitch memes. And Zach, did you guys feel like that was hostile directed at you guys?

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So do we have any proof that there was actually a witch involved or somebody just said that? They showed the receipt on Etsy. That, to me, seems like you're cheaping out on your witches.

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I guess more importantly, what was the vibe like on the ride back? How much talking?

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So you were in the right spot in the wrong parking garage. Wrong garage, yeah. But if the car had been in that garage, you were in the exact right place to catch it.

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Yeah, just a little. Yeah, just a little off. By a parking garage. All right, so the ride home, what was the vibe like on the ride home?

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There's some playlists getting shuffled through. Okay. So memes, don't listen to this. But Zach, memes has a tendency to get very, very angry when his team loses. Did he say anything or make you feel unsafe in any way? Did he hit any children?

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Were you eating this type of meal when you were in Florida? Were you eating in Florida? Is that like a new thing?

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He's an alcoholic living in a bar. It's very good. So when you moved here, you saw the McDonald's. Did you move into the apartment because it was so close to the McDonald's?

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Did it factor at all? Were you like, hmm, that's the extra little bit that I needed to make this decision?

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Yeah? Ask him, PFT, how much. How much? You said, I noticed that when you were talking earlier, you said just a little pint with a Chick-fil-A. That implies that normally it's more than just one little pint. How much is normal? Just one to two pints. But if it's one, it's just like a little. Yeah, just... No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Greg Olsen, Zach LaVine, Knicks Stay Alive, Thunder Win The West Plus We Check In With Thundor and Thunder Princess + Fyre Fest

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Yeah. You're right. She gave a COVID vibe. Four years before. I knew something was up.

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Yeah, usually by the time I'm done with one pint, I've had more than enough ice cream. But you, you're just getting started. So you don't believe in the lid either. I'm with you. Yeah, no, I don't believe in the lid.

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Greg Olsen, Zach LaVine, Knicks Stay Alive, Thunder Win The West Plus We Check In With Thundor and Thunder Princess + Fyre Fest

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It's a tease. When you're eating this meal, is that your only meal of the day? It is. Okay, so you're like a snake. You do intermittent fasting every day.

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Yeah. Well, I think my favorite part of Zach eating these giant meals and getting two of everything, even this guy knows, you just need one soda. Yeah, right. You just need one. It's not going to get crazy. Two sodas is a wild move. I don't want to bloat.

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So it's just never going to happen? We work in an office that can't have ice cream?

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All due respect to the cream team, you got to look at that on the specifications of the machine.

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Yeah. Okay, Zach, I appreciate that you took accountability for it, that you're like, it's an unacceptable mistake, all on me, hand up. But whose fault really was it?

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I do think that there's a good chance that Pete is actually to blame for this. Because putting a fake plate on an outlet, having it look like it's 220 when it's not, that is a wild boy move. And there's one snake that I can think of that would do something like that. Because he was like, they're never going to figure this out. They're not going to run 220 off of this.

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They're not going to buy an ice cream machine. That's got all business Pete's sticky little fingers all over it. Could have been an honest mistake. No, not Pete. Not Pete.

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Maybe crushed Oreo, Reese's, sprinkles. You know what I like in my ice cream a little bit? Peanut butter.

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No, no, no, no. Listen, Pug, we're in no position. We're in no position right now to be saying what kind of ice cream. We're lactose intolerant.

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My fire fest of the week is that I quit golf last week after a... It was a strenuous round that I played with Henry at his club. And I don't know if you guys have ever experienced this, but you get so bad... during a round are so bad at something that you just completely mentally break.

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And you're like, I never want to look at a golf club again. Never want to talk to Hank about golf. Never want to watch golf on TV anymore. Just fully on.

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I convinced myself I was going to say fuck golf to the extent that I wanted to become a foot golfer and do the soccer golf and then make it my mission to lobby to have more foot golf courses installed on real golf courses just to fuck with every golfer in the city of Chicago.

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Which I still might do. That's up in the air. By the way, I think I could be a professional, like top half percent foot golfer in the world. I think I got a future in that. So I quit golf. I was very happy with my decision to quit golf. I've been thinking about not playing golf all week, and it feels great. And then today, got a little tap on the shoulder.

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Touched it 09-1. I got a fun little stat for you. Can you name the last three Stanley Cup Finals rematches? Including this one. We'll count this one as the most recent one. So, you just said one of them.

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And I think I have to come out of retirement for playing golf because I've been invited to the, uh, invitational here at Barstool, the internet invitational to play golf. And I stink at golf, which I'm going to have a sick handicap.

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The second I quit, I can't quit this thing. It's like a bad penny. It's like a cat that follows you after you move. Like, I had already moved on mentally.

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So now I can't quit golf. So now I'm back. Print the press release. I'm back, and I'm going to need all of your help, Hank.

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Hank and I have that long drive bet where he owes me $1,000 per yard at Tahoe. You hit one good drive on Friday.

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Off you? Yeah, but I'm taking 15%. Would I rather win a million dollars or would I rather win like $50,000 out of Hank's pocket? That is actually a good question.

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All right, well, so don't say you want my help and then just turn down the literal first piece of advice. Hank, it was very suspicious how your first piece of advice is we're not hitting driver at all.

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The long drive competition, you have to hit them straight, too. If you're spraying them, those aren't going to count. You have to hit the fairway. I have to hit one straight. That's all. All right, but Hank, I'm not going to listen to your driving advice, because why would I take advice from somebody that can't drive?

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let's let's let's try and you know hit clubs at a normal speed i'm gonna need you to coach me i'm gonna need you to coach me hard that's where i need a bad spot but i will this is a good spot no i know i'm just i'm i'm also sounds like we gotta make some golf videos yeah for work shit shit sounds like we gotta get back in the golf video i'm gonna make it my singular mission to win the million dollars and you know what i'm gonna do with that million dollars

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Ice cream. Petting zoo. Petting zoo for the office. Toosie? I'm going to make it rain Toosie. Toosie is going to be in the topping bar. Yes.

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I'm excited for UPFT. Yeah, I'm excited too, except it felt great to quit golf. It really did. I might have to just quit golf after this.

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Yeah, no, it's a good lesson that quitting sometimes works really well. Yeah. It's the best thing that you can do.

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He was in a very emotionally vulnerable state. Correct. And if the machine was up, you would have never hit the email. Never would have hit the email. Because you don't need $50 from Uber Eats to order ice cream if you have your own ice cream.

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When is the invitational? I'll go 71. I'll go 15. Hank, what's my target score to win the invitational?

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Oh, Oilers-Islanders? Oilers-Islanders. Gretzky lost the first time, second year won. Crosby loses the first time to the Red Wings, second time comes back and wins. Now McDavid loses to the Panthers the first time. Second time, I think I like the Oilers boys.

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That's toughed. I'm seeing at least 17 Dairy Queen locations in Edmonton right now. Listen, Edmonton, everybody in town has to be behind this effort. Yeah. From the guys who are out there on the ice to the people that are cleaning the blizzard machine. Do not sell blizzards to the Florida Panthers. Don't do it. It's that simple. Can't do it.

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You have to ask them, and they have to tell you if they're a member of the Panthers organization. Otherwise, it's entrapment, and that's against the law. Don't sell Dairy Queen to anybody that sounds American. For Canadians only.

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Yeah. He tricked us again. My only crime was listening to the mob. The woke mob convinced me to root for McJesus.

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Ovechkin pre-retired. He pre-tired for like two hours today. Oh. So the Washington Capitals sent out an email to season ticket holders asking to renew, and they said this is Alex Ovechkin's last season playing in the NHL. And so everybody was like, what the fuck? He hadn't announced that or anything. Is this how they're telling us?

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And then everybody was asking about it, and the Capitals had to send out another email being like, the person that wrote that email actually had no knowledge whatsoever. They just put that in there to try to get people to buy tickets. So to their knowledge – he has not made a decision on whether or not last year will be his last year.

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Also next Monday's part of my tape will be the last part of my take that we ever do. So make sure to tune in. Yeah.

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Just let him develop a little bit more. He needs more time. He needs more time to progress.

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Yeah, I mean... Dak, I think Dak is the most who we think he is quarterback in the NFL. We've been dead right about Dak for years. At his best, he will throw five touchdowns against some shitty teams.

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And he'll light it up. But when the rubber meets the road, we know what's up with Dak.

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I've never been more right about anything in my life than I have been my entire life about Dak Prescott.

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And I was like, tell me now. Okay. So it's like something that we have to maybe put a future on. And the guy that he DM me the first stat. And he said, remember when that guy gave Big Cat the Tarek Scooble envelope? This is my version of that. Okay. But then I went and I added to the stat a little bit. So I think this comes from the OVs and Giglo podcast. I'm probably butchering that name.

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They seem like nice guys. They seem like they've got a good podcast. They were talking about the Panthers. They're big Carolina Panthers fans in the NFL. And they said in the 2002 college football season, Ohio State wins the national championship. That same year, the Carolina Panthers have a losing record.

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The Panthers opened the next season by playing the Jacksonville Jaguars, and they go to the Super Bowl. In 2014, Ohio State wins the national championship. The Panthers have a losing record. The very next year, the Panthers open up with the Jaguars, and the Panthers go to the Super Bowl. 2024, Ohio State wins the national championship. The Panthers have a losing record.

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This feels like it's written in the story. Now, I did a little bit more research because I thought to myself, those years, 2002, 2014, sound familiar in a certain way that matches up with 2024. Also, in 2002, Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce from Chris Judd. 2014, Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce from Marc Anthony. 2024, Jennifer Lopez files for divorce from Ben Affleck. Wow.

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It seems like the Carolina Panthers are going to be in the Super Bowl. Okay, so we just got to pick them to win the NFC. Yep. Easy. I think this is how you make the money. Long shots nobody else is thinking about. Bryce Young takes the next step.

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just wait yeah i think uh we have certain future bets that we look at and every time we're looking at the uh the draft kings app and we click on my bets it says you've got this one out in the future we feel great about it like i've just got money that hasn't hit the bank yet this is going to be one of those bets that's going to feel terrible every time we look at it yeah but then we're going to be laughing all the way to the bank listen if the panthers aren't

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Western Conference Finals MVP as well. I think Magic Johnson put it best. I want to apologize to the Oklahoma City Thunder for underestimating them and not thinking they were ready to compete for a championship. Now, he put that out last night at 10.38 p.m. And if you know anything about Irvin Magic Johnson and his Twitter accounts, he does not tweet anything in real time, ever.

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He rushed to his phone or to his assistant's phone and said, I need you to tweet this out right now. I need to take accountability right away for it. The Thunder are very, very scary. They're a scary team. They emasculated the Timberwolves last night. Emasculated. Nine points. They neutered the Timberwolves. Yeah. Nine points in the first quarter for the Timberwolves.

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23 points in the second quarter. And then they kind of woke up at the end when nobody really expected that it was going to be a game. Some Luka Garza minutes. Yeah. Some guys off the bench got some time, scored a few points.

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I'll say this. As crazy as the NBA has been this postseason, this was the first time when, at the end of the first quarter, I actually felt like this game was over.

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That would have worked in SGA shoes. Like a giant shoe coming down. Yeah. Like a converse. Yeah. Coming down, crushing the end.

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All the picks give him joy. Does this 2027 second rounder give you meaning? I hope that in, in future draft ladders, he still has the opportunity to get into the top five. That's just, that's such a nice wrinkle that could pop up from time to time.

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But yeah, the, the nuggets have constructed a team almost according, sorry, the thunder have constructed blue team, almost according to like the perfect blueprint that you could ever have where everything falls into place.

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Next two years, not counting this one that's about to happen, but the next two years, who is their other first-round pick from?

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I love what their coach said after the game, which was they're professional, they're high character, they're idiots. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like a fun team. That was the Red Sox, right? Yeah. The old Bo Sox, a bunch of idiots. Cowboy up.

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Yeah. I have a fact. You can debate whether or not it's a fun fact. It is a fact. It's like a mildly entertaining fact, but it's so mildly entertaining it might be fun.

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I've had a few of those. Yeah. The story of the night was that the humble New Yorkers took the big Sydney Annapolis shit talk personally. They heard a lot of it in Indy. Memes got to hear it firsthand, and New York had a great game. The two sweetest words in the English language, game six. Yeah. We get another one. I'm excited to see this series go.

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So with the Thunder, they have two players named Jalen Williams on their team. J-Dub and J-Will. Those are the only two Jalen Williams to ever play in the NBA. Wow. And they got both of them. It seems like that's a pretty common name, right? Yeah. No, they got the only two. That's crazy. I think that's a mildly mid-fact.

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It's tough. I don't really feel that bad for Ant, although, like you, I enjoy watching him play basketball. Mike Conley I felt bad for. Yeah. It looked like that was a tough series for him to get over afterwards. And I want him to do something great. He seems like a good guy. But, I mean, the Thunder, there's just no beating them this postseason. The woo. The woos are gone. That's right, Hank.

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That's right. You called it the guy off. I was as much crap as I give SGA just because at times he's annoying to watch. I still think he's an incredible player and he's he is fun to watch when he's not doing the foul baiting stuff. I love this league. He might be the face of this.

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Hank's looking at me like, Tatum, who was the MVP? Remind me who the MVP of that final was.

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It's exceedingly rare that a person as young as Ant leads his team to an NBA Finals. It's a bright future.

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Now, I was willing to trade a shitty game tonight for the possibility of a more meaningful great game later. It wasn't a great game tonight. The Knicks came out. They had something to prove. It never really felt that close. The Pacers came back a few times here and there, but then Jalen Brunson kind of stepped on their throats in the third quarter.

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Are you their boss? No. So you wear clothes to work to impress the women of the office.

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It kind of looks like Zack Morris, like something that he'd wear on Saved by the Bell.

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Listen, when you get a coupon to Bugle Boy, you spend all of it. You get the full rack.

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Oh, you got to put yourself on Bugle Boy, Max. You look great in a set of Bugle Boy. Yeah. Look at that.

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I think Knicks in seven against the Thunder, but they're going to sweep the Pacers.

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And from that point on, it felt like the Knicks never they kept their eye on the ball, never really lost control, never really let Indy get close enough to do one of their crazy ass into the game comebacks. So I'm OK with having a game where there's not a lot of lead changes, not a crazy comeback at the end, as long as it means that maybe in one of the next two games we might get one of those.

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I'm worried that I'm going to have to have a conversation about the ratings at some point in the future. Am I worried about what it means for the game? No, because you know what? That just means that only the real ball heads are going to watch.

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And I also think that it's going to be a game for whoever wants the NBA to have bad ratings. They're going to talk about how bad the ratings are. Right. And what would be kind of funny, because I think it might be Caitlin Clark's first game back against the Sky, Chicago. That's Saturday, June 7th. there will be people comparing the ratings of that game.

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It's definitely big time up in the air. I think that there's an outside chance that would be her first game back. You would see people comparing the NBA Finals ratings to the ratings of that game. Personally, I don't care, but it does cross my mind because I'm going to have to see people talk about it. Yeah, do you guys see that...

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Listen, I would love to come put on the shirt. I would put that shirt on so fast.

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I love that. I respect that. Thundor, I was reading a profile about you last week, and we were talking about you on the podcast.

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Yeah, it's a great story and you seem like a good guy. So I just want to clarify, like when you change into the Thunder outfit, are you still doing that at a gas station on the way to the arena?

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Yeah. Last year was the time when we had a funeral for it, when everybody got up and said some nice words and it was a very somber affair. But then they announced that ESPN was going to be licensing it. Or I don't know. NBC is doing the Jordan thing. Yeah. So inside the NBA will be around. It's just going to be on a different channel.

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Yep. When we're coming up with what we're putting on the chest and the belly, how often do we use the same slogans? How often do we change it up?

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Oh, yeah, I like that. Yeah. Do we have any any sneak peeks of what the belly is going to look like in the finals? Because we're big Caruso fans. So anything Caruso themed, we're going to be automatically drawn to. I can tell you that.

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You guys have actual superheroes as super fans. This is awesome. It's pretty crazy. So what do you guys do during games? Do you have a thing that you're known for during the games, like jinxing the foul shooter, yelling at the opposing coach? What's your bread and butter?

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in the final. It's pretty cool. So tell me about your origin stories as super fans. How did you get into becoming super fans?

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And are there any other super fans in the NBA that you have to take your hat off to and say, hey, game, respect, game, you're doing a great job too?

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It's pretty good. You're right. I was ready to get real reckless with the takes because I was listening to all the sports media. I was listening to every show and hearing what they were having to say. People saying that he's just too small to win basketball games. We're forgetting that we're in the Eastern Conference Finals. Correct. And in large part due to Jalen Brunson's play in the playoffs.

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Good point. As you should. Good point. So congratulations. I can't help but root for you guys. Yeah. It's very easy to get caught up in the action. I hope that you guys have a great rest of your postseason.

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We love super fans. So my last question was going to be, who do you guys have winning the NBA Finals?

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Yeah, I'd like to see the brick. I'd like to see the brick. It'd be nice. It's probably a pretty important work call if you're heading a meeting as a rocket scientist.

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I love the confidence. All right. We will have you back on when you win the championship. And maybe we'll see you on the float in the parade afterwards.

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He's been really, really good. Of course, he's not the best defender in the world, but that's okay. A lot of players don't play that great defense. But we were buried. As a society, we buried Jalen Brunson in the last two days. I'll even give you a sneak peek as to one thing I was going to say if they had lost tonight, just to kick the conversation to higher gear.

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It didn't exist. Was this AI or was this a video that was shot in one of those fake airports or fake planes that you can rent out to shoot videos on?

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Yeah, I saw emotional support kangaroo and I looked at the kangaroo. I was like, that's cute. I'm going to keep it moving. No chance this is real.

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Yeah. Okay. Yeah. He likes to get some ink under his fingers. This might be a sequel. Kangaroo hijack.

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I had a thought the other day about AI. I think, you remember when they made it? Statue's too small? No, you remember when they made the hands all fucked up and that's how you can tell that it's an AI video?

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I think that they did that on purpose so that people would be cool with AI because we're like, oh, well, it's going to be so easy to tell what AI-generated videos are or pictures because the hands have nine fingers or they're melded together and they look like wax that's melted. I think they did that intentionally so we would be cool with AI.

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knowing that we could tell the difference and then in reality they just delete that line of code and they're like okay hands are perfect now yeah now we've got full because you can make anything in ai don't tell me that you couldn't make a hand look normal

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The world. This is why you invest in my KO AI app that knocks out AI. I like that.

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I was getting ready to ask the question – were the Dallas Mavericks also correct to let Jalen Brunson walk and lowball him at a $55 million offer? And is Nico just the smartest GM in the history of the world for letting both Jalen Brunson and Luka get out of town? I was ready to get that spinning up. But again, we didn't have a show, so luckily I never said that.

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I mean, it is kind of nice. What's the longest that you've gone without looking at your phone in the last week? Being awake.

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But yeah, I did a bunch of chores around my house the other day. Took me about two hours and that two hours. I felt great even though I was just doing chores.

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I saw a quote from Cardi B about that, though. She said, he should know better. The fact that he didn't realize what was going on around him is embarrassing, and she is mad at him. Or I guess that was a quote from somebody close to Cardi B. Cardi has her fair share of relationship issues. She doesn't want it to continue with Stefan.

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Now that the video went viral, she's frustrated with him that he would allow that to happen.

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Yeah, very. That is very hot. So one of the other things in this article was she wishes he wouldn't be a scumbag. No, she doesn't. No. No, she doesn't. Cardi B does not wish that her boyfriend is a scumbag.

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And if you're going to be... Don't do drugs. If you're going to be addicted to any substance, I can absolutely 100% see why it would be 2C and it would be awesome. 2C. Or maybe it was just cocaine for breast cancer awareness. Yeah, or pixie dust. The sugar? It could have been sugar. Yeah. We don't know what was... Pixie Stix. Stix.

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But he looked excited to be passing it out, and she looked excited to be getting it. We don't know what that is. Is Vrabel upset?

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I can definitely see Vrabel being like, yeah, last year was pretty sweet, not having to answer questions like that.

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him it's him not caring that there was a phone there I think he knew the phone was there I think he knew it was being recorded yeah and he did look like a boss yeah and I think he was just like oh whatever this is fine that that is more concerning to me than if somebody like across the boat is zooming in on the alleged to see and you don't notice it that's a problem too but I also think knowing the camera was there and being like yeah they call me daddy would put this online I think Vrabel would like citizens arrest someone if they pulled out to see with him I

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I didn't say any of that, so we're good. But it's an interesting thought to have. I think we might have the conversation at some point. When his dad's in the building, he is.

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It's safe to say the future is now in golf, and his name is Charlie Woods. Forget about the live tour. Forget about the PGA. Charlie and Tiger could start their own tour.

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Over. Smash. Easy. Smash it. Easy. Scotty, you better win now. Yep. clock's ticking buddy chucky's coming uh pft your hot secret uh my hot seat is me and big cat stones firmly on the hot seat no stones are great why do you all automatically jump to the kidney stone we're the model of health i've been lifting again i've been drinking a lot of water

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So, yeah, we're on the hot seat because we have been blocked online by Rebecca Romaine O'Connell. And I didn't see it coming. I don't know what we did. I actually checked my DMs. I know what you did.

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I checked my DMs. I didn't hit send on the DM because I'm a good guy. What about the words you said on this podcast?

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Well, the bottom line is I think it's a little bit unfair. We haven't met, and I think that's the only way that you can really get to know somebody. You're not counting dreams?

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is to look at not dreams but we haven't met in real life in real life and the only way you can really judge a person's character if you stare deeply deeply into their eyes and heart and heart and heart and and maintain that eye contact for a period of time until you've sufficiently been able to fall in love with them and i just think that she's not giving us a fair shake

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That was a prank. I did not say that. The fact that she followed Max tells me she's just doing that to try to get at us. Yeah. She's trying to make us jealous. That's kind of flirting. That's the most flirting that any of us have done with each other is her following Max. She's putting gum in our hair. Yeah. Teasing us. I'll play that game.

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Yeah, we're just playing around. This is how we flirt. Not flirt. We're not flirting, but it sounds like she's flirting. It's like the president of France's wife. Just give him a little shove in the face. Yeah, shove in the face. That's what she's doing to us. We're just very happy together.

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You should block her. You really should. Nope. You should block all women. Damn. If you really respected them.

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Max thought Indante was how he liked his pasta cooked. All right. You a cool thrower? My cool thrower is me and Big Cat. Yeah. Cool thrower is me and Big Cat because, man, I've been watching some baseball in the last week, and there are some absolutely filthy left-handed home run hitters in this next generation that I think that all the kids are excited about seeing guys like Eli De La Cruz.

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All the kids are excited about seeing guys like James Wood from the Nationals that's just mashing left and right. Mm-hmm. And I personally cannot wait for this year's All-Star game because for the kids, the next generation of superstars is here. What about PCA? And PCA. And PCA. These are all guys. And you know what? Maybe a veteran gets tossed in there from the lefty side. Schwarber. Put him.

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Bryce Harper. Probably mostly just Schwarber. Kyle Tucker. Yeah. Why not? They usually just do one player from each team.

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So I think that the future is bright for left-handed superstars in Major League Baseball. It is. And I'm just excited.

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yeah uh the or maybe just the kentucky derby yeah yeah yeah that's it the kentucky derby and at the all-star break maybe just lefties have to be 25 and under yeah that's fine uh but yeah these guys are absolutely raking so the future is bright future is bright very bright um okay my hot seat uh

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I actually wouldn't be shocked if he does it during the NBA Finals. So why is he a scumbag for opting in?

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I love it. But it's also hard to tell somebody, hey, you should just not make $30 million.

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The only thing I could think that would happen would be he does this last year. It's a one-year opt-in? Yeah. Yes? And then he goes back to Cleveland at the end. I could see him doing that, too.

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That's not a bad idea. It's a pretty good idea. Nathan Fielder, he could pull this off.

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Ben Simmons did it. I think since it's a two-way problem, it's not just Ben Simmons' problem because the city is not in a good place with him. Nathan needs to also have a Ben Simmons lookalike that just walks around town all the time until he gets like 100% happiness. So you guys have to put in the work too.

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Yeah, now I really understand just how hard that was to do. Like, I watched it, and it was incredible. But now, yeah, I mean, if he was a football player, he should have played football.

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I think he might be right that it doesn't really work. Yeah, but it might this time.

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The soap has a drop of her bathwater in it. How long was she in the bath? I want to know more about this product.

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Yeah, yeah. And that's not going to work against Tibbs if you half-ass it because they're going to lose their entire ass. They're going to play a little bit of booty ball.

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the guys to elevate their career and don't get anything in return i it's almost like you're being taken advantage of yeah you're right it feels a lot like that and you also you do a great job of getting quarterbacks a lot of times like backup quarterbacks will come to teu and then they end up getting a chance to start and then they get paid yeah

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I would say that there's no tight end. Yeah. There's no football. At this point, the position would be extinct. We'd be playing flag football with guys, four receivers out wide. You have two running backs.

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It was also kind of a sneaky thing that he did because I think Josh Hart started on the bench, right? But he's still got 34 minutes.

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Yeah. Do you guys do things like invite coordinators or who's out there like running the the play calls and the setup of what kind of offense you're actually going to be putting these guys through? Because I feel like that would be a good addition to right.

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Probably not. Probably eat too many wings. Yeah, I would say probably the hefty amount, maybe 15 days of gumbo in a row might have something to do with the sodium.

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Yeah. And the second half, same thing. I'm using my bench. I went down a little rabbit hole tonight because I'm fascinated with Mitchell Robinson. And I don't know how much you know about this guy personally, like what he's like off the court. Yeah, he's the man. He's the most country dude that you'll ever meet in your entire life. Guess how many dogs Mitchell Robinson has?

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Yes. You take one step in the morning and your heel kind of hurts and you think to yourself, I better not do anything active today because this is the day.

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Do you find yourself struggling to do cardio? For me, that's the big one. I can't. I hate cardio. If you're not playing a sport, then it sucks. If I'm playing a sport, then I can run. But just to run, just to run, it's the worst thing ever.

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He's got to have like 20. Yeah, he's got 18 dogs. Okay. He owns 18 dogs. I think a dozen of those dogs are Rottweilers. Love it. So massive respect. He's got like a million trucks, pickup trucks. And they are, when I say they're trucks, he actually owns monster trucks. Like his personal trucks that he uses to drive around in, indistinguishable from monster trucks.

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If you go on his TikTok page, it's all trucks, dogs, fishing, country songs, and then bigger trucks. I think we've been looking for the next big country for a long time. I think it's just been Mitchell Robinson the whole time. Can I ask a question about the 18 dogs?

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And I think our roster was much worse than Chicago's roster is right now going into last season. Like we had to get a bunch of one-year rentals off the street and it was like, okay, try a piece of it. No, no, I'm talking about in D.C., Dan Quinn.

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jade and daniels had arguably the greatest rookie season of any quarterback in history yeah yeah yeah it's pretty cool it's pretty pretty fun to watch uh so going through the young tight ends that you have right now in the nfl and you're not allowed to say brock bowers for this besides brock who is the best young titan that we should keep our eye on

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Yeah, we should talk about Brock, though, because I don't want to completely gloss over it. He's obviously the number one answer to that question. But what was it about his rookie year? What did he do that was so special that you haven't seen from other players?

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yeah and I think it also would help them personally they'd see themselves in the mirror and they'd see pictures wearing number 88 and it's like you first you see it then you believe it then you do it yeah that's smart I there's so it's like that it's like the scene in uh

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Can you keep track of all those dogs? I think even if you have 18 dogs, if it's one of the older ones, I think they each get their time in the sun. When they're a puppy, obviously, they get a lot of shine. When they're middle-aged dogs, you kind of forget about them. Then when they're veteran dogs –

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I hate it. Unless, here's the one exception, if it's like a scat back. Yeah. If it's like a Darren Sproles.

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He said before you start with one, you start with zero. And Dan, that's so true.

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Right. Yeah, I like that. Or like a Dallas Clark. I was going to say like a possession tight end. Yeah. Not the fastest guy.

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The ones that – like King Charles, the alpha male dog, which I'm obsessed with, the Chinese dog that just regulates on everybody. The dogs get a chance to prove themselves to be special. And then by the time that dog gets old, if it passes away, it's a sad occasion.

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Yeah. I remember we ran into him at TU a couple years ago, and he's lost so much weight.

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he's shredded that dude is a specimen still to this day yeah yeah we hardly recognize we're like oh wait that is luke and he looks great yeah i have a question about teu do you guys do grades like abcd yeah it's a university right that would be grades that's really small yeah we just found the answer to did they do grades in miami

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But if I saw 18 dogs in somebody's backyard, I would immediately think whoever lives there is a fantastic rebounder. Absolutely. That's a big rebound guy.

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I work, Yeah, we're pumped. I saw a press release that said Greg Olson has purchased a team in Monterey, Mexico. Among the co-owners include Dan Big Cat Katz and Eric PFT commenter Sollenberger. So I texted Big Cat. I was like, hey, do we own this football team? He was like, yeah, I think we might.

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I would think that an older dog above the age of nine, you feel that same sadness. But if it's a middle-aged dog that passes away, you feel sad, but you're like, you know what? Next dog up. 17 more dogs.

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uh you're the best greg we we love having you on uh we love you know teu hopefully we could do some stuff the numbers the numbers seminar would be numbers well branded as math yeah this is like advanced math for tight ends and then we'll do the media training where we'll just we'll teach them how to respond to stupid questions from the media and we have no shortage of stupid people in the media that work here that i'm sure would love to volunteer their time as well

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Well, no, that one was a trick because the answer is, no, I can't do that. I have prior commitments. I will not go live with Ben Mintz.

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But if you say no to somebody that you should go do an interview with, then that's a problem too, because then that guy is going to be like, I'm bigger than this tight end. I'm going to make it my mission to trash him. And then that's going to ding you on the PR side. So yeah, listen, I don't want to, I'm not, I'm going to give away the milk for free.

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You know, you gotta, you gotta pay for the cow a little bit. So we'll talk later. Smart.

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I'm going to kick it back to you, Greg, as such a good guy. And you're so good working with all these different brands. And you've done so well in your media career. That was such a great compliment that you paid Big Cat on his coffee. I think it would be great if you gave Stella Blue a free sponsorship into TVU. Good point. And then you raise the awareness.

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And you know what Stella Blue might need is maybe a decaffeinated version of the coffee for people that have caffeine sensitivities, maybe that have hearts that aren't able to handle it. So if you want to work to develop that, I'm sure Big Cat would be okay with you selling that and then kicking back a modest percentage to him on the top end to save those dogs. So it's like people helping people.

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Also big fan of the Bumpin' Blue Raz lemonade. It's the drink of the summer. It's the official hard seltzer part of my take. You can level up your lemonade with Truly Unruly. And now here's Zach Levine.

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Okay. You got to pick one guy that you have to beat. If, if you were to select one on the, that was easy.

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Greg Olsen, Zach LaVine, Knicks Stay Alive, Thunder Win The West Plus We Check In With Thundor and Thunder Princess + Fyre Fest

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Yeah, you were talking about having your dad put a golf club in your hands when you were getting started. I know that your dad was instrumental in helping you become a great athlete. He was a great athlete himself and your mom, both of them. But I've heard that your dad had some crazy-ass workouts that he used to put you through, like some next-level stuff.

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I don't care what it is. He was the first Italian American to win all defense in the NBA. I think in the history of the association, so that's a pretty prestigious honor they gave him.

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Greg Olsen, Zach LaVine, Knicks Stay Alive, Thunder Win The West Plus We Check In With Thundor and Thunder Princess + Fyre Fest

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So is it fair to say that you're – I know you're probably rooting for him a little bit. Do you find yourself watching these playoffs with like a preference of which team you'd like to see win?

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Greg Olsen, Zach LaVine, Knicks Stay Alive, Thunder Win The West Plus We Check In With Thundor and Thunder Princess + Fyre Fest

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yeah yeah and looking out to the east what's it like playing against the pacers is it the most exhausting thing that you've ever done because over the course of the series it feels like the knicks they don't play a lot of guys to begin with they would prefer not to play a lot of guys but it feels like they've just been ground down just having to run up and down the court non-stop is it that tiring i mean they're in our division we i played them so many damn times it's

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Yeah, me personally, if I were to score against a team and then immediately they just throw the ball down the court and they've already scored. I'm like, come on, man, you have to give me like a second to do my little celebration dance. Yeah, give me a second to talk a little shit and slowly backpedal on defense, get set up. It's not fair.

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Yeah. Well, I would just celebrate because it'd be a miracle that it went in. So you got to take.

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I'd probably get 23, 24. No, we did a three-point shootout, and I think I took 20 three-pointers. I made nine.

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Yeah, and also the ones that I missed, I think they were all air balls. So it either goes in or it misses the basket entirely. So, no, I mean, I saw there was one example in the last game where I think they might have dunked it, but it was a layup or something like that. And then within two seconds, the ball was down the court and the Pacers were already scoring.

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Greg Olsen, Zach LaVine, Knicks Stay Alive, Thunder Win The West Plus We Check In With Thundor and Thunder Princess + Fyre Fest

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Yeah. You ever think about, like, what could have been if that group had, you know, stayed young together, grown up together?

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Greg Olsen, Zach LaVine, Knicks Stay Alive, Thunder Win The West Plus We Check In With Thundor and Thunder Princess + Fyre Fest

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Listen, the first basket is meaningless in these playoffs. The last basket, that's where your money's at.

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Yeah, so getting to play with him too as a rookie must have been fun outside the locker room. I imagine that people show him that same level of respect on the court, like the opponents. He had a way of demanding respect and getting respect from people. Must have felt like you had a hockey enforcer on your side.

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Yeah, it was a crazy Olympics. It was 2020 in Tokyo, right? It was a 2020 Olympics, but it was played in... In Tokyo.

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Greg Olsen, Zach LaVine, Knicks Stay Alive, Thunder Win The West Plus We Check In With Thundor and Thunder Princess + Fyre Fest

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There's some crazy games in that Olympics, too. It felt like, you know, it wasn't a given that you guys were going to win gold. You guys. We lost.

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Greg Olsen, Zach LaVine, Knicks Stay Alive, Thunder Win The West Plus We Check In With Thundor and Thunder Princess + Fyre Fest

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So in practice for that team, I've heard all the stories. I'm sure you've heard them too of the old school dream team practices that they'd have, how competitive it got. Was it that same way for you guys where it was just like some extremely high level basketball?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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Also, Max, you have two weeks of vacation in December. Would you rather have two weeks of food or four weeks of food?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

10153.037

They look like little helicopters almost. It sounds like you're describing planes.

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President Pug. Pug, you have a, was it a $2,500 free bet? Yeah.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

10169.59

Hank, how much did we split? No, 10 grand. So you have a $5,000 free bet then?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1102.888

And then Darth Vader ends up winning in the end, right? i don't i'm not a star wars guy okay that's probably an important part to look up i'm not i personally i'm not a star wars guy hank does he win yeah i mean he made up his relationship with his son oh that's a good father okay and his hand was fine yeah no no no no well what happened

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1131.693

So Abdul Qadir's going to play a whole game without a hand? Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Where does Baby Yoda factor into this? He doesn't. Wait, did he even post a video? It looks like a picture.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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He posted a picture of Darth Vader right before Darth Vader died.

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Max, if it makes a difference to you, I will be rooting for you.

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If you get too natty and you lose. If it just keeps proving that you can't.

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And you can just imagine them winning and Jack Sawyer getting on stage and crying and screaming for about seven minutes nonstop. That feels like something that could very easily happen.

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Because they wanted to become Michigan, to beat Michigan. Like I said, if they had played their game, they should have beaten the shit out of Michigan. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1630.815

Oh, nice. So Patrick Mahomes, is he in the Pro Bowl? He is not. That's weird because he's the best quarterback in football.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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Yeah, I mean, he's going to probably play in the Super Bowl. He was not going to go to the Pro Bowl anyways. But now you give the Chiefs a tiny bit of ammunition. You're like, look, Patrick Mahomes wasn't a Pro Bowler. That's the opposite of what the rest of the NFL needs out of him.

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Yeah, I don't care. He wins Super Bowls. Yeah, it really doesn't matter.

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Yeah, Texas represent the Big 12. What a Big 12 matchup that was.

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He's getting, yeah, the easiest road to the championship.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1785.226

So, they don't have seating to play for in that case? I thought they did. I guess they would with the Chargers, but... Because it would be a pretty big seating deal then, right?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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It didn't... No, to me, that makes a massive difference. But it makes so much more sense for them to just go first. Yeah, it probably does. Why wouldn't they have just gone first? It probably does. I think you probably wanted to get Joe Burrow and the Steelers. It's a much more impactful game in terms of driving viewers, so you want that in primetime.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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I think they want that in the afternoon slate, because I do think the Steelers have a lot to play for. Yeah, no, they definitely do. A home playoff game is a lot. A home playoff game is a lot, but also avoiding the Ravens in the first round is a lot. And then... At least we're getting the Bengals on Saturday so that we can see the outcome of their game before we see. Yeah, I like that part.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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Yeah, we've got a lot of those this weekend. A lot of, like, really, really depressing two-headed monster backfields. If and. Yeah, so we might get a combination of both DTR and Bailey Zappi. Bailey Zappi has been there for how long? The year. The whole year? Maybe not the whole year. I don't think so.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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So one thing to watch for in this game, Lamar Jackson might break the single-season quarterback rating record. Correct. So he's right behind Aaron Rodgers from 2011. Yep. So maybe Lamar just plays a half, gets out of there.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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That's huge. I read somewhere, I forget who posted this, but this is the 40th quarterback that the Browns have started since 1999 with Bailey Zappi.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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Listen, this is the last week of the NFL season. Your team is playing this weekend.

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For a lot of people, it's going to be your last chance to watch your team play. Which... This is big.

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2020.04

I get that. But there's something different about an NFL Sunday where you know what you have to do. And you know that you have to put on that Browns jersey, the face paint. Yeah. You know, you have to do the whole. It's a tradition. It's a ritual. Yeah. This is your last Sunday of that ritual that you get to experience until maybe late August.

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So they weren't on the same page even. You know what? Mike Tomlin, Coach of the Year. Right there, what I just saw from George Pickens, that's growth. He physically took his shysty, pulled it up over his mouth. He's like, I want to say a lot of things right now. Coach told me, don't say anything. And he physically restrained himself from talking. I admire that.

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And they're like, nah, let's bomb this on third and short. At the start of the game, it just seemed like they could big boy him all day. Yeah. And then there was some little boy ass play from Max.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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It's nuts. And what Joe Burrow's done this year has been awesome. I can't wait for this game because I think that no matter what, the Steelers are going to play very, very hard. The Bengals, when they try their very hardest – They might end up losing in heartbreaking fashion, but it's going to be a crazy game. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's going to be a great game. We get renegade in a night game.

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We get the terrible towels going. Double renegade. Maybe double renegade.

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Joey Porter Jr. trying not to interfere with people. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. Okay.

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commanders of cowboys cowboys plus six over-unders 44 how we feel bfd you got to win this game to avoid the eagles doesn't matter we play who you got to beat good teams in the playoffs okay that's that's what i'm looking at right max have you fully uh come to grips with the seating yep i'm on to the packers okay okay i'm i'm ready for the pack because you're trying to duck the commanders uh it's okay i'll play i'll play you i want max

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Okay. Mike Florio knows ball. Who am I to argue with? Yeah, we'll get to it.

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So, Max, I want to beat the Cowboys because I want to win every game that I'm in, regardless of opponent. Also, 4-2 in the division, in those parentheses next to your record, looks a lot better than 3-3 in the division. So that's what I'm hoping for, and I'm hoping to stay healthy.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

2417.077

Yeah, 12 wins, two teams tied at that, one would get left out. And then in the NFC, anything can happen as far as the road goes. If we win this game, we get the sixth seed. We could play at the Rams. We could play at the Bucs. You don't know. And then once the reseeding starts to happen, We talked about a dream scenario. Crazy. We'll have to wait for that conversation.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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Yeah, I'd like to beat the Cowboys. You always want to beat the Cowboys. But to me, the most intriguing part of this game is Mike McCarthy and what happens afterwards.

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Yeah, I don't know what really the expectation is. The ideal scenario for him is to stay on the Cowboys and to keep getting these lifetime achievement touchdowns from the Cowboys when they get the ball at the one-yard line.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

2472.427

Be like, here you go, Zeke. I guess you can have a touchdown. Who would even sign him? Maybe the one team that I've heard that would make any bit of sense would be the Chargers. I was going to say the Chargers because they got injured. Because they're banged up at that position. J.K. Dobbins is back, but yeah. But besides that, I don't know why. I don't know why any team would really.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

2491.453

Let him be a Raven. Sure. Fuck it. Let him be a Raven. Get him on the Chiefs. Let him spell Derrick Henry. If Andy Reid is trying to win a Super Bowl on expert mode, get Ezekiel Elliott back there and give him meaningful carries.

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It never got to the point where it became a big game.

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That would be my only argument for it. I hope so. I hope we win. I think that we're going to win. I'd like to see Luke McCaffrey get a touchdown too. I went back through all the film. He was my all 22 project this week. The stuff he does without the ball.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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Collinsworth did say that. He did. Listen, obviously you don't want, pass interferences are not good, but they don't always tell the whole story. Yeah. But, yeah, Luke. Get Luke a touchdown. He's always the first guy to help up a teammate, too.

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I think it matters how we lose the game. If we lose with no injuries and we don't look just terrible, then I'll be like, listen, I'll take the Eagles. You play who you play.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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Yeah. I want to beat good teams. That's the thing about me, Big Cat, is I want to beat the best.

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2613.8

That's very true. Well, Tanner McKee. Tanner McKee. Okay, can I amend this? I want zero part of playing Tanner McKee in the playoffs. I don't want that guy because that guy, he's different.

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262.581

Between the lines, things happen. Shout out Tyler Crowe, low man trophy winner, got a touchdown. Yes. All the haters out there that said that he wasn't worthy, suck my dick.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

2673.994

So it's going to be bare weather, though, which is also Packer weather. No, it's more bare weather. So it's going to be like low 20s, maybe some snow.

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2726.585

Yeah, well, I can also chalk that up to Brian Flores being part of Bill Belichick's tentacles, where he would just farm out his assistant coaches to go destroy another team. And so he probably loved a team in the division getting absolutely creamed by Brian Flores. Let me put it this way. 9-8, 10-6, 5-11.

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2775.711

You don't think that Brian Flores is one of these coaches that goes to his second job and he's like, I learned a lot of stuff from my first job? Like, namely, don't make your young quarterback hate you?

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2826.615

I don't know that he would, though. Yeah. He wasn't. Okay, yes, he alienated Tua, but Hank just said 10 wins. Tua did not start that whole season. 10 wins without Tua. Mike McDaniel would love that. Yeah. You get two-starred for nine games. You win ten.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

2902.221

So right now the Packers have 108 wins against the Bears. It's tied all time for the most victories by one team over another team. You know who you're tied with, though? They've been playing for a long time. You know who you're tied with, though? Who? Me. The Giants beating the Redskins football team commanders. So we'll have that record. Yeah. Passing the torch game.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

2976.572

Well, Josh is starting too. Yeah. But that's mostly so that he can continue the streak because he is available to play. Yeah. So he's going to try to start. How many series do you think for Josh?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3036.855

Yeah, and they could get 14 wins, which would be the most for the Bills in franchise history.

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3102.805

We've got to figure out who that touchdown is going to be to. Dawkins anytime touchdown. Is that listed?

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312.449

Yeah, he was shaking off a lot of tackles, but they bottled him up a little bit. They didn't let him – because he's had halves like that before where he's not really breaking anything, but then he gets his, like, 70-yard touchdown. Right.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3123.985

What about has Josh got a receiving touchdown? Josh does. He does.

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3176.895

DeMar out there is a decoy. And then he trips and falls down. To Reggie Gilliam. Then the whole defense is like, oh, my God, is he okay? Touchdown pass to Reggie Gilliam. Reggie Gilliam. Okay, got it. I'm rooting for Reggie Gilliam.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3212.836

No touchdown, okay. For not asking for the rock? Yeah. So if I was Saquon Barkley, here's what I would say. I would march straight into Nick Sirianni's office, and I would say, Coach, I want to play. I want to play for my teammates. I want to play most of all, though, for the game. Yeah. For the game, because I respect the game so much, and it's such a meaningful record.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3233.983

If you don't respect the game, the game won't respect you back. That's a good point. And also, you're not going to tell me that Saquon doesn't have any feelings towards the Giants, like going for the record against his own team that didn't want him.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3246.048

Either this is a Saquon problem, which Max just told me that it's not, or it's a Nick Sirianni problem, where Nick Sirianni is like, I don't have any... The game means nothing to me. The records mean nothing. History means nothing to me.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3275.649

culture culture okay it's not it's not about it's not about yes it is saquon it's not about saquon it's about the message the offensive line to have been able to tell their kids and their grandkids hey i blocked for that guy that set the all-time record and you still can say it and sirianni you know this is coward guy this is chicken shit you guys you know it's chicken shit

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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No, we didn't plan it. It's called being in luck. It's called being football guys. With your teammate.

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3316.891

You guys don't know anything about that. I'm Lane Johnson right now, okay? And we looked at each other and we said we want to play. Yeah. Give me the rock. We both want to play. Give me the fucking rock. They're not playing either. And then Sirianni up in the boot.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3398.164

And he did it in the correct amount of games, too. Yeah.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3424.055

Yeah. But, Max, what do you think about rust versus rust? I know that's been a topic of discussion recently.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3431.321

Yeah, but you saw what happened in college football playoff.

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3442.769

You already have the buy. What? This is just more rest. Or if you play the Commanders, you have a buy. It's true.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

346.584

And then so that game happens. Then we wake up on New Year's Day and we tune in to Arizona State, Texas. And we thought that just all the college football games were going to be bad. Yes. In the first half, it just seemed like there was no chance. Was the first two offensive plays that Texas had went for six?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3546.918

We're just skipping over Kenny. Is Kenny out this weekend?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3622.638

No, him and Saquon, they don't really squat much. Thumbs up, though. What if he just gives a thumbs up again? Two thumbs up. Two thumbs up.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

3639.583

Has anybody asked AJ Brown what he thinks about him still being in concussion protocol?

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I don't think that Philly fans will understand. No, he doesn't. Max literally doesn't understand. He's like, what do you mean? Knowing Philadelphia as a city, your starting quarterback has not been cleared to return to practice the week of a playoff game. That is not going to go well. This isn't the week of a playoff game. I'm saying next week. Oh, yes.

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That's so sad. So sad. It's so sad. Need the Texas just stomp them for that. But I don't know. I don't know. I feel like this might be. Oh, Jerry. No. That was the one. We got the two-headed monster of Will Levis and Mason Rudolph. You don't know how to game plan for that. No. You absolutely don't. And I believe the Texans are not going to play a lot of guys, right?

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I think D'Amico said that they're going to play the starters just because they looked so bad in the last game. Got it. I think it goes based off how the first drive looks. Got it. If they have a good first drive on offense, then they'll probably take the starters out. Good first stop on defense. Okay. Get off the field.

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Yeah. I've got, I've got one that I'm looking at later. One guy, this is a huge weekend for one guy in particular.

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No real analysis on this game. Yeah. I hope that the Titans lose so that they can be two. And what is it? Two and 15 against the spread. Yeah.

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They're just thinking about last week. They're thinking about timeouts. Yep. So the good news is, if you're the Falcons, Raheem Moore still has a timeout left over. Yep. So he gets four to start the game. That's a good advantage. Yeah, you're just going to spend this entire game being like, fuck, we should have won that game.

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But instead, no, I don't hate the Panthers in this game. Was it eight points? Defense is so banged up. Defense is bad. Yeah. Eight points. It's a lot. Yeah. Miles Sanders legacy game. Oh, okay. This is for his legacy in Carolina.

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Yeah, so we're not going to preview Jags games, though. No, it was the Colts. That was a Colts preview. We do have Colts tickets to give away to somebody. Oh, God. So for the Jaguars game, what should it be? Bortles jerseys. If you have a Bortles... Yeah. If you're a Jaguars fan that is planning on going to this game, how about that?

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The sideline reporter said that he was throwing up profusely on the sidelines, and then the announcers were speculating, well, maybe it's because he hasn't had to play into the fourth quarter a lot recently. Some other people were speculating, well, it is New Year's Day. Who knows what happened last night? Whatever happened, he got better after he puked, which was great.

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Yeah, it's big. And also with those 85 yards for Mike Evans, then he would get to 1,000 yards for the 11th straight season. Every season he's been in the NFL. Jerry Rice, tie his record. Pretty good record to have.

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Yeah. So here's the real question about this game. The Saints, they should want their season to be over. Yeah. But they're planning on maybe bringing back all their starters. Yeah. Like Derek Carr. I saw that. Might play. As of right now when we're taping this, he might play. Kamara might play. They're doing a simulated game, which I think is also known as practice.

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If you're an interim coach, you call it. Sounds more badass. Something that Jalen Hurts can't do right now. That's very true. Chris Olavi might return. I don't know why. That's crazy.

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Yeah, apparently. So I don't know if these guys are going to play yet because we don't have the final word on it. But it seems like they want to play their best players. Why are you pointing like that? Focus on him.

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Chris Olave got two concussions. And he's out of concussion protocol, maybe. Yeah, that's crazy. It is kind of wild. But, yeah, I don't know why the Saints are doing this. What's the upside?

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Also, the Saints, I feel like when they play at the Bucs, they typically play pretty hard. Yeah. Pretty well. Yeah. They don't like each other.

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And on that touchdown pass that he threw, did you know that that's not the pass that he was supposed to throw?

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And that's a big back too. Yeah. It's a huge back. Take a long time.

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You little bitch. Yeah. Better make this fucking kick. All right. So, um, Max earmuffs. So if I'm being real, I would like for the, for the bucks to win and for the Packers to lose this weekend, because I feel like the box is probably my best road.

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It was designed to be a pass back to the quarterback.

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We were at 500. We were 0-0. They beat the Detroit Lions, right?

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okay y'all take that i mean they had a tough early schedule i think they're a good team so i'm not september is basically the the post preseason yeah not even real regular season yeah um if you were team x though hypothetical team x in the nfc and you had to pick who you wanted to play in the playoffs would you rather play at the rams the bucks or the eagles team x i would rather play

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Lose? No. No, Bucs win. I got the playoff simulator pulled up right here. We need the Bucs to win, and then we need to win. Okay, got it. And then it would be you versus Stephen Che. Me versus Stephen Che, which I've lost to him before. Yeah. It's not a pleasant experience. Oh, and then I think we would also need the Seahawks to beat the Rams. Got it. For that to happen.

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Everything, it all hinges. This is the hinge game. Carson Wentz controls the fate of Sunday. I can think of no worst fate. If you had to pick one guy in the NFL for everybody else's enjoyment to be pinned on, he's the last. He's dead last. Dead last. DTR. DTR. We've got Bo Nix, who beat out Patrick Mahomes in the Pro Bowl this year. And the Broncos obviously have everything to play for.

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The Chiefs, the only thing they have to play for is to just be like, yeah, we're the fucking Chiefs.

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way more entertaining that we get carson wentz in a try your very best game than it would be if we had bailey zappy right absolutely because you're either going to get something spectacular from carson wentz or you're going to get like the most awkward you're looking like a deer on a frozen over pond yeah from carson wentz from carson wentz yeah uh yeah there's just so much pressure on the broncos

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But if the Chiefs win, then everything else gets way more exciting.

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They got lucky that they ended up winning. So there was the targeting call that confused America. Yeah. Because nobody knows what targeting is. No one knows. No, that was targeted. I feel like the rule was created so that the refs have an opportunity to impact a game one way or the other. Yeah. Where, like, if you want it to be targeting, you can say, okay, that's targeting. This guy's ejected.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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We're actually helping out Dolphins fans here. The meanest thing you could hope for is to get to the playoffs, make the trip to Buffalo, super cold. Bills win by 35 points.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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Yeah, but I can understand if you're a Dolphins fan, you would rather get into the playoffs. Of course. Especially after a season that looked as lost as this season did many times over where it felt like the sky was falling all the time for the Dolphins. If you can turn a sky is falling season into a playoff berth, that's a pretty cool thing.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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But we're just thinking we're trying to protect Dolphins fans. You know what would happen if you went up and you saw Daddy and Josh Allen hung four touchdowns on you and the game was over in the second quarter.

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It would also answer the question that we had about Mike McDaniel when he first got the job. How can he do in a season where everything goes to shit?

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memes congratulations on interviewing Louis Riddick and Ron Rivera for GM and coach I love these posts by the way that the official team accounts put out like after they've concluded it they're usually sponsored posts too yeah it's like we've just interviewed Ron Rivera sponsored by Bose I thought of a positive for Ron Rivera Okay. Great guy. We know him. I have his phone number.

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That'd be a positive. He's such a good person that he ends up making the bad owners be like, hey, we got to get out of here. We've seen how good a person should be, and we're just not that.

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Yeah. If you don't want it to be, then you can say no, and everyone's like, well, okay, I guess I don't know what targeting is. Yeah. Because it's so weird. But the way that it's written, he was defenseless. I think he did lead with the crowd of his helmet. It was above the face mask.

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So Ron was getting his players in there ahead of time. Yeah. To learn the playbook from a different coach. And then they're getting them in. Yeah, just to learn the culture and the environment. Is this Aaron Rodgers' last game for the New York Jets memes?

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He's going to lock in. Yeah. It's been the best two years of his life.

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It's going to be fine. I guess it's been a cool year. You got paid a lot of money for not working. Yes, you're sucked. No, last year, I'm saying. Yeah, he was injured, but if you get paid $20 million, $30 million to not work, that's a pretty good year. Yeah, it's a really good year.

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Yeah, but ball don't lie. They doink a kick at the end. Shout out to the Arizona State ball girls that walked right in front of the kicker.

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If the Steelers win, let me pull up the playoff machine again here. I believe they have nothing to play for because they beat the Broncos twice this year.

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Yeah. Will there be a hungry dog? Steelers win and the Chargers would be, they get the sixth seed. Yeah. No matter what.

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Yeah, I don't think that Harbaugh is capable of playing any activity where he's not trying to win, where that's not the object of it. So I feel like they're going to go out there and compete. They're going to try to win the game.

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I mean, Harbaugh literally did say we're attacking it with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind. Yeah. Yeah. But hasn't he said that before about things? Everything. It's just like every time he says that, it's unknown to mankind because this week it's even more enthusiasm. Correct.

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And I feel like all their teammates are rooting for them to make money. Yeah. It's not their money. You want your boys to get paid.

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So not only that. Yeah, that's scratching the surface, Big Cat. Buckle up. Smith gets $2 million if the Seahawks finish with a 10th win. Okay. He gets $2 million if he gets 4,282 yards. That's the one where he's 185 away. Mm-hmm. And he also gets $2 million if he finishes with a completion percentage better than 69.75. Right now, he's at 70.23. Whoa. So Geno Smith could make $6 million on Sunday.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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Geno. Geno's going to... Listen, Geno... Wait, what was the second one you said? The 10 wins, the yards, and the completion. He needs 185 yards. Yep. And then he needs to win. And then he has to finish with a completion percentage better than 69.75. Right now, he's just above 70. Wow. Wow. So if he finishes this game at 69, that might be enough to bring it down. I don't know. I'm not a math guy.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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To be safe, he's got to get – I don't know. 69.75% is what the number is. Would it drop him down beneath that if he finished this game at 69%?

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

5099.383

So this is our Geno game. This is our Geno game. Okay. I think we got to unload the clip on Geno Smith. Yeah, I agree. Nobody's ever believed in Geno Smith more than us. Yes. And Jimmy G's starting for the Rams. Jimmy G, who's a winner. He is a winner. He went to a Super Bowl. He wins football games. Yep. Went to actually multiple Super Bowls, technically.

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Maybe the funniest outcome would be if Jimmy G went out there and just lit it up. And then to see what team would then overpay Jimmy Garoppolo to be a quarterback for the next season.

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So I think that the reinforcement was so positive beforehand that the kicker didn't have any fear in him. You have to be a little bit afraid of your coach, right? Like kickers, we're mental midgets. Can we say that? Yeah. Mental. You need to have the, oh shit, I'm probably going to get killed by my head coach if I don't make this kick.

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Yeah, and really nothing – there's no difference made in this game if you're the 49ers if you win or lose, really. No. Josh Dobbs. You're going to be picking right around 11.

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I'll say this. If Kittle, when he gets into the Hall of Fame, we'll make our own bust of George Kittle to keep in this studio. Yes, absolutely. And we'll say Greg Kittle.

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yeah it looks sweet double the size his hair his flow will be better whatever hairstyle he wants in it the mohawk will be incredible you name it he's a hall of famer start start referring to him as george kittle hall of famer yeah do you think that the cardinals try extra hard in this game to put up points because the last half of their season has been so disappointing try maybe Yeah.

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Also, Jake being on TV reminded me with college football with the playoffs on. I would like to see Jake Marsh calling college football next year. Yeah. I feel like a lot of people would. Yeah. So if you're a big so-and-so out there, hire fucking Jake.

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Maybe the best game of the NFL season is the last game.

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Guy's guy type of guy. That's a football guy. That is. I think that's what we've been looking for the way to describe a football guy for eight years. A guy's guy type of guy.

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I don't think Dan Campbell's going to punt. I honestly don't either. I don't think that he is. So this game. I think Kevin O'Connell might not punt. That would be awesome. Right before the game, gentlemen's agreement.

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Yeah. Maybe the best way is like punt till Jack Fox boom one down there. He made the Pro Bowl, which is crazy that the Lions punter, of all people, made the Pro Bowl. Let them return it for a touchdown. So you just get the ball right back.

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5406.38

Yeah, so in this game, it's the most combined wins of any regular season game in NFL history.

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541.533

Yeah. I got a lot of people saying the hair is too much for kick. I don't disagree. Yeah. You don't want to stand out at all.

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Again, great job by the Patriots sending your coaches out like little dandelion seeds floating through the wind to just go poison other NFL franchises.

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I think there's something to be said, too, for guys that are stepping into positions on defense to just get them in games more. Yeah. They're not going to get better unless they play.

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Whoever loses this game is going to be the best fifth seed, the best wildcard team of all time.

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Well, imagine that you're the Bucks or the Rams. You're just sitting there. We won our division. Oh, fuck. The Detroit Lions. Who would you want? Well, if I'm the Bucks, I think I would rather have the Detroit Lions because we beat them in September.

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557.436

They balled their ass off. Uh, Texas got bailed out with that, that touchdown pass and overtime. Yeah. That was a Greg Williams special. Yeah. The zero blitz. Was it fourth and 13, I think?

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Oh, I like that. I like that. So not the end of the world. If you lose this game.

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That was my number one that I said over and over. Okay. I'm going to take the Vikings and the Lions over. I wrote down the wrong number here. But what is the over on that game? 56 and a half. 56 and a half.

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Don't really understand the play call. I guess they're just like, let's go win it. Let's be aggressive.

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You got one of that? I'm trying to think of... Pretty much anybody in this game should score. In theory. In theory, everyone should score.

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I know he's coming back from something, but they got to use him a little bit more. Scataboo. This guy. I fucking love this guy. Yeah. I love him so much. Sean Payton probably will use a first-round pick on him because he's like, that is my new Taysom Hill.

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Love it. You doing pretty much dry January? I'm doing fry January. Fry January. I like that.

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You can drink some beers on Fridays? Yeah. Okay. Love it. Or if it's your birthday.

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Hey, it's Johnny Buglisi. What's up, Johnny? What's up? Johnny B. My starter, I was going to start jumpsuits because it is jumpsuits.

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6013.456

Right? So we're all zipped up here. Boy's looking good. What is that, Tally? It's Sergio Ticini. That's nice. Ticini. I like the jumpsuits. Solves a lot of problems. Mm-hmm. I'm sitting the Cleveland Browns because they're so fucking boring. I can't stand this team. Can't stand them. Get them out of my face. Just simp the rest of the season. Just don't show up on Sundays, guys. Come on.

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That's everything I need out of the guy. He was so fun to watch. He was like Mike Allstop mixed with John Coon, running people over in the backfield. So fun.

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And then Saturday this week was subjected to an extra day at Cleveland Browns. My sleeper is Pornhub. Pornhub is sleeping if you're in like a third of the United States because it's now officially banned. in 33% of states in the United States right now. Oh, shit. You can't log on without an ID. How are we going to whack off?

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Government putting the wet, sticky hands into your cell phones. Get them off there.

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I did a thing, and then what's the emoji? Or we did a thing. Yeah. Well, he said I kind of did a thing. Making all about himself. Yeah. Mrs. Beast, you should be respected, too. You were part of the process.

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Yeah, or if he just puts it on a live stream, the more hours you can last without saying a word, the diamond gets bigger.

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You don't think that was at the moment? Congrats to him, though.

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I did see somebody when Jeremy Reeves got engaged after Sunday Night Football last week. Yeah. I saw somebody that was saying, like, I would never in a million years get down on my knee to propose to a woman. Yeah, I saw that. That's a bad way to start off a relationship. Yeah. Putting yourself beneath the woman. Honestly, fellas, is it gay to propose to a woman? Sounds like it.

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I don't know where we were. You know what? Let's start. I got one real quick for him. Okay. Because Mike is a big J journalist. We know that. We respect him, despite the fact that memes tries to slander him all the time. We always have your back, Mike. But how can you claim to be neutral if you show up on a national sports podcast wearing a Minnesota Vikings shirt?

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Yeah, I don't know why they would get rid of him right now unless a team came in and offered a high first-round pick for him. Outside of that, I don't get why the Vikings would move on.

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Yeah, I agree with that. So you mentioned Trey Lance. Is there any chance that Trey Lance gets meaningful minutes this weekend?

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Yeah. So with Mike McCarthy, I mean, people have been talking about like getting fired. Mike McCarthy is his contract expires. So after the end of the season, what does that process look like? Are they going to start negotiating or are they going to just be like, do you think they'll just say, hey, Mike, nature ran its course. Good luck. Godspeed. See you around.

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Like Ryan Day choke. If you're a Michigan fan drawing this up, you want them to get to the national championship and then maybe lose to Penn State? Yeah. Yeah.

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So when does he hit free agency? When is his contract expired?

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Like, yeah. Just be like. Michigan fans would rather Penn State win the national championship than Notre Dame. Probably... Yeah. No, that's a toss-up. I don't know, because I know Notre Dame's not in the big... They're not in the big, but the rivalry from... Yeah, but Michigan and Penn State play almost every year.

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I feel like it would be after the Super Bowl, right? Like in the event that the Cowboys had made the Super Bowl this year, you don't want to lose your coach in January. But you could also do the – But if you're done.

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Is he just going to have to go into the office and just kind of sit in his room and just wait for Jerry to call him into his office? Hope someone talks to him.

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That's what I'm saying. I'm saying that they'd rather Penn State beat OSU.

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All right. So two other teams that you didn't mention. One is the Arizona Cardinals. Is there any chance that they move on from Gannon there? And then the second is the Raiders.

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But it's an added bonus every time Ohio State wins an important game that Michigan gets to be like, yeah, ever since we beat them.

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What I love about you, Mike, is you've been all over the Tom Brady rules. So every time there's a seeming conflict of interest, I feel like I hear it from you. So what's the latest on that? What was he allowed to do last week that he shouldn't have been allowed to do?

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No, it's great. You're on top of it. You're an important voice because nobody else is doing it.

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Yeah. I mean, the conflict of interest thing is interesting because everybody, we all have our biases. You're wearing a Minnesota Vikings shirt right now.

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Yeah. I'm a part owner of the Green Bay Packers, but I'm still right down the middle when we talk.

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We got the Cleveland Browns. We both love Stefanski. We think he's a great coach. Things have been very weird in Cleveland this season. It's just been a weird year. I don't know what type of decision making was going on behind the scenes, how they were determining who the starting quarterback was going to be week to week. But is there any chance that Stefanski gets the ax?

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Has he lost weight this offseason so he's less intimidating?

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I think you're right about him in the New York market, though, because he has a way of – he'll be a little bit hostile. But it'll still give you good copy as a reporter. Yeah. Like the headlines will be funny and entertaining. And he wouldn't be bothered by it. Yeah, he wouldn't be bothered by it either. Yeah. We've made him an offer if he wants to come to Chicago.

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We offered, what was it, Wednesdays on Part of My Take? Wednesdays on Part of My Take. He gets to do an exclusive interview. Hank is his butler. Yep. We've given him a lot of options. So Chicago is in play for Mike Vrabel right now.

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You guys are kind of the same, Michigan and Notre Dame. Don't tell them that. How? Well, you are the same. You just refuse to. It's like Ravens and Steelers. They hate each other so much, and they refuse to admit that they're the same team. They love to talk about football from the 1940s.

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Okay. So you're saying, actually, I mean, a guy that has a pending lawsuit against the NFL would be a perfect fit for the Raiders. Yeah.

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If you were a betting man, would you say that there would be good odds on somebody who's named rhymed with Spruce Fallon that was behind the leaking of that email?

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Okay. Until last year, that was literally you. Who have you guys beaten in national championships besides the most recent one? Yeah. You guys are the same. It's fine. It's okay. I mean, congratulations. You are a national champion right now.

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Mike. Fuck. Wait, hold on. I got a good one. I got a good one. Let me know because I'm ready to fire.

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I have a real question for you. You talked about playoff teams. Sometimes there's a disappointment in the playoffs and a team decides to move on. Last year, there was a lot of buzz around the Philadelphia Eagles. If it's like a bad loss, I'm not saying Sirianni's had a bad season. He's had a very good season, in fact. And he's a great guy. But a bad loss. And he's a good friend to Max.

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Yeah, but a bad loss. But if he has a real bad loss, like a blowout, like the Packers roll in there and he cries at halftime. They forget how to hike. And tries to fight Matt LaFleur. And it's embarrassing. And they lose by 30, 40 points. Yeah. You think there's any chance that Philadelphia moves on from him? They had a real bad loss last year, though.

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Not taking that away from you. Thank you. We support Connor Stallions.

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That would, yeah, maybe. I feel like they'd probably stick to the Saturday, though.

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Yeah, if he loses the natty to a guy who is known for losing big games, that would be the best outcome, right?

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Yeah, but I think he would say that, but I think he really does think about the NBA. He wants to just twist that knife. They put it on streaming so he couldn't even change the channel. Yeah. You couldn't even flip over to the NBA games.

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Yeah, crazy. So, all right, playoffs coming up. What teams do you think can win the Super Bowl?

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You're going to have Chiefs fans. I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you out, Mike, because you're going to get a lot of shit from Chiefs fans.

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But here's the thing. The teams that they would have to play would be either the Bengals. The Dolphins or maybe the Steelers, right?

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Broncos or Chargers. Possibly the Broncos. I feel like the real matchup is them against the Bills or them against the Ravens.

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It's not. Also, blocking for their backup quarterback wasn't his strength.

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Mike, give me a path because I just want to fantasize.

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Mike, can I just fantasize? Just talk me through this. What is the path that the Commanders could make it to the Super Bowl?

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He had some interceptions, though. Don't forget about the interceptions.

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Where's your pack? I think they can make some noise. Stay away from the Eagles. Stay away from the Eagles. Make some noise. If the Packers take out the Eagles in the first round, we beat the Bucs, weird stuff starts to happen. It's not going to happen this year, but I just want to think about it. Yeah.

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That's the path. That is the path right there. Okay, cool. Packers commanders at Ralph John.

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I've got it right behind me. I read the cover every day.

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We are. Jerry O'Connell's talked to. Actually, we might fire Jerry O'Connell and have his wife do it next year. Yeah. I feel like she'd be good.

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So it's basically like the Old Testament and the New Testament.

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That's really good. You can't do that. Mike, as a lawyer, could we name our book a New York Times bestseller by John Grisham?

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He said it's the best two years of his life, though, in New York.

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Jets hired Mike McCarthy. Mike McCarthy, Aaron, reunite. We're an Aaron Rodgers podcast. I didn't know if you knew that. You know who Kyle does like a lot? Kirk Cousins. What's going to happen with Kirk? What are the possibilities for Kirk Cousins?

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It smells fine. We used to smoke heaters in that van all the time. Corn cob pipes.

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That was when the RV, the sewage tank overflowed. And we didn't have the heat. And we didn't have air fresheners. So we figured two birds, one stone. We smoked corn cob pipes.

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Because jumpsuits, they're the first thing to go because they take up so much room. So if you've got to thin out the closet a little bit, see you. But that said, jumpsuit January rocks. It does. I feel more energized than I have in a long time on jumpsuits.

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I remember that name. I thought it was mean that they showed him at the end of the game. They showed him so much. Everyone had kind of moved on from him a little bit. And then to put him back on the screen on the national broadcast, that felt, that was targeting. That was targeting.

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This one makes me feel like I just want to eat. I loaded up on the one pieces this year. And so I've got a bunch of these ones that just have, it's a one piece. It's a one piece. It's got the zipper down the middle of it, which is very convenient for if you're a six year old and getting dressed. Yeah. But you're wearing jammies. Yeah. I'm wearing jammies.

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But the problem is with these, if you go to the bathroom, It's a big problem. Yeah, it's a big problem when you go to the bathroom. I have to wrap it around my waist and hold the front of it against my stomach if I'm going number two.

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uh okay pft uh my fire fest is i've honestly had a pretty good week things are going well yeah it's a new year 2025 new year new me i've resolved i'm gonna get one percent better every single day and if you get one percent better every day you end up like 37 times better There you go. By math. I saw somebody say that online.

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So every day I'm just trying to – I guess that might be my Fyre Fest is it's hard to find ways to get 1% better every day.

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Just 1%. That's all you got to do. I think I'm tapped out. I also – I went to the Winter Classic, which was – it was cool to go to. Great concert by the Smashing Pumpkins at Wrigley Field. Great concert by Chance the Rapper.

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Besides that, what you don't realize when you go to the Winter Classic is when you're looking down at a hockey game that's almost at eye level, it's hard to see a lot of hockey.

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And I missed the flyover at it. I was coming back from getting beers, and four 810s, four Warthogs buzzed the tower. It was a big disappointment. How could you? Big disappointment. How could you miss the flyover?

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He's just like he said, I probably won't need surgery. So now I can really bang it up.

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Well, we picked up a wheelchair at Walgreens, I think. For the Bears game. And I was like, I don't want people to keep having to push me around. I'll just walk. I got a boot. It'll be fine. And then I walked on it a bunch and then I went back to the doctor. He's like, yeah, you do need surgery.

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I also didn't ride bikes. Maybe riding bikes is good for it.

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Yeah, but did the bike ever lean to the side of your broken foot and you had to put your foot down?

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Yeah, I think you're right. I think the way to handle it is just like, I'm not going to talk about anything else. Not talking about it? You got to set the ground rules as a head coach. Not going to talk about the next job. Or the Will Wade. Not the halfway of, as of right now, I'm the Maryland coach. Here's how I would handle it.

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As somebody that would not feel comfortable doing the, yeah, I'm taking the Villanova job, but I'm still coaching these guys, and I love these guys. I would probably say, I'm not going to talk about my future. I love these guys. Yeah. And then I'd shame the reporters for asking me about it. I love that move. Focus on the kids. It's like,

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I think it's highly offensive that you want to take the spotlight off the players and their experience and try to divide us. I think that's a shameful thing to do.

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Yeah, he did a bad job quitting. But I still think that whether you go that way or the Will Wade way, it sucks that it's a conversation that happens.

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You know what was crazy tonight, too, is that the first half was close. It was 40-38 at halftime. Do you think Kevin Willard was like, we're so close? Fuck it. At halftime, I'm just going to tell the boys. I'm going to open up my heart to them. Be like, hey, guys, there's been a lot of talk. I want you to hear it from me first. I am leaving.

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Let's go out there and let's fucking win this game because I love you guys and I'm still coaching you right now. And they took it the exact opposite way and they're like, fuck this guy.

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Yeah, probably. It could definitely have happened. That was his big motivational speech. Backfired big time.

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Which, by the way, this is a stat that I wish that we had. I wish that we had said this earlier in the week. Teams in the last 10 years are 1-7 after a buzzer beater in the NCAA tournament, in their next game. 1-7. Would have liked to have known that earlier.

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No, I think it has more to do with maybe an underdog that shouldn't win the game, and they end up winning at the very last second on a fluky shot. They're less likely to beat a better team in the next round. It has nothing to do with the actual shot. Hank was ready to ride.

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It's good having basketball on in those days. I'm going to watch the crowd. I mean, the timing of it is a no-brainer. Yeah. It's great. What are the match-ups? Which crowd match-up are you most excited for, Cat?

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So on the printout bracket, it says Pacific. So that means that you need to add two hours to it. Just look at the website.

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Just say I'm crying with a sickness. Yeah, I'm crying with a sickness for sure. Fuck yeah, you are.

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It was nuts. Three to cut it within two. Yeah. And then stolen inbounds pass. Kobe White was just on fire again. Go ahead, Bucket. He's been on an insane run. And then was it— Lakers scored a two. Yeah, it was Luka to Austin Reeves. Yep. They go ahead, and then Giddey hits a half-court shot.

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He's the big loser in all of this. Yeah, Skip was really grasping at straws tonight because he was mad at LeBron. He was calling him out for losing the game tonight in the home palace of Michael Jordan. So he was laying in extra hard trying to make LeBron seem like a loser. But in reality, Skip was just like, maybe he's going to call Stephen A by my name in the LeBronversation.

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But I thought that... LeBron and then Stephen A's response to LeBron, they just need to have a fucking conversation on a podcast together. They need to quit talking about each other behind each other's backs. They need to just sit down and do it all in a room. You think that this is all the work to get Stephen A. Smith some ratings?

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It's trying to put a little crack in the truth. Hank, I've agreed with you since day one when LeBron said that he was thinking about starting his own league that would rival the NBA after they've done everything just bending over for him for the last 25 years. Yeah. I thought that fair play on both sides until Stephen A. was like, you didn't go to Kobe's funeral. Well, no, he didn't say that.

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Good point, good point. Things that he was never brought up, and then he brought them up. There are things that he could have brought up in the past, which he hasn't, and he will continue to not bring them up. Correct. And those things, as he listed them, were, I didn't bring up that you didn't go to Kobe's funeral. Yep. I... Get it right when I'm talking about the news between you and your son.

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There were things about your son's illness. I'm so thankful that he's okay. And then he just moved on from that point.

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And also the Dwayne Wade didn't go to Dwayne Wade's Hall of Fame induction. That's right. But when he fired the shot about Bronny, that was the weirdest one to me because he didn't finish his thought on it. It was almost like one of two things happened. Either one, he was letting LeBron know that he knew something that he wasn't going to detail.

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Or two, he just decided mid-sentence, oh, fuck, I better not go there because LeBron's going to kick my ass. Right. And then moved on. But that part was really weird to me. And then also, oh, yeah, it turns out that LeBron did go to Kobe's funeral. And he just asked to not be photographed there because he didn't want to make it about himself. Right.

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I think maybe what LeBron's heard is everybody else being like, Wendy is best friends with LeBron. That's why he gets all the LeBron scoops. But Wendy has never said that. It's just everybody else being like, Wendy is the guy that has everything about LeBron.

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Yeah. Right? Yeah. If I was Wendy, I would have been like... I wish that LeBron would say that to my face because I'd have to swing on him. I don't think so.

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Or it's like hypothetically if a coach left a job unceremoniously. Right. What do you think he's going to do to your job at some point?

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Also, is he saying that if you took modern-day Giannis and then just teleported him back in time and dropped him in the middle of a game, he would dominate? Okay, that's probably correct. He'd probably be the best player by far. But also, if you were to take Giannis and then have him be born in that era... He probably would never play in the NBA because they didn't scout in Greece. Correct.

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And so LeBron, if he had been born in that era, probably would have been a great player, great basketball player, one of the best. But he wouldn't be a carbon copy of who he is today.

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Yeah, I don't like him going at Wendy. Yeah, Wendy was too much. I don't like that. But I do like the fact that Stephen A. is like, I would have swung on him if he put hands on me.

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I love that. Yeah, I like that, too. And then also fair play by LeBron posting the boxing video of Stephen A. Smith. Yeah. Be like, bring it on. It's a good rivalry. It's a great rivalry. It is a great rivalry. The other two ones I have. Hey, can you think that Stephen A. Smith and Pat McAfee don't like each other? I think there was a report. Definitely. Because Stephen A. Definitely.

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You think Perk has LeBron in his phone as do not text? Yeah, do not text. And you get a couple glasses of red wine and Perk.

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Yeah, I don't know that you can group this one in with the other ones because at least he got this far and he was a 10 seed. Yeah. It's a bad joke. Don't get me. It was a hog reveal. They're chokers. That was bad. It was a bad job in the second half for sure. I don't know that you would put this on the same level as losing to a 15.

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It was the classic Todd Bowles. You can't take him with you. Yeah. You got the timeout, burn a hole. I guess he was like, I guess maybe we can just catch him by surprise. Yeah. But maybe his thought was that Darian Williams would be winded after backing the guy down. He wouldn't get back on defense. Maybe a travel.

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Darian Williams, by the way, I enjoy watching him play very much because he is just always bumping and grinding.

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Yeah. I think they might be bad for baseball, though. Because here's why. Hear me out. Now we're not complaining about the Yankees being bad for baseball. We're complaining about the Dodgers being bad for baseball. And I miss that. I miss being able to do that. You were talking about the salary. Obviously, with a league that doesn't have the same salary cap, like the NFL does.

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It's not built for parity. Has there been more discussion about the salary floor and having a high salary floor? So some of these teams that get away with not spending any money at all, some would say it's disrespectful to their fan base. They're just printing money. They know they don't have to win to make money. Has there been a discussion about incorporating that into the next CBA?

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They don't call it 45 minutes of hell. Yeah. It's 40 minutes of hell. So at that point, Calipari is like... They don't pay me for overtime.

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Yeah. So in that central, we've got to check in on the health of our guy, Christian Yelich. He's very important to this podcast for reasons we could get into with you, but I don't think you want to hear about. Well, actually, let's ask him.

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Please enlighten me. So we had back surgery, right? Are we thinking that a guy like Christian Yelich would be able to compete in the home run derby this year?

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Like upstarts that we're going to want to know their names, but we know their names now because you just gave them to us.

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I'm glad that we got some overtime. I'm glad that we got some action in the Sweet 16 because the first two games sucked. Bad games. Bad job, basketball.

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Yeah, that's right. My dog had the same thing. I can give you a little bit of insight. My dog had bilateral elbow injuries. Fixed him up. He spent about three months in a crate. Gave him a lot of trazodone, anxiety medication. He wore a cone. Then he got out. He's good as new now. So have the Yankees considered putting him in a crate? With trazodone.

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It is a weird, it's a really strange thing for a baseball player to have like both elbows give out at the exact same time. But do the Yankees still have hope? Cause they've got other, they've got some really, really good players. They've got a good roster still. Yeah.

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If they hadn't shot a two-point shot, they still would have won this game. It was insane. That's how crazy it is. When you take into account the three-pointers and the foul shots that they made, if you eliminate every single two-point basket that they made, they still would have beaten BYU.

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He won the Super Bowl this year, though. He's pumped for his Eagles. But you're right. It's like, how could that not get to you on a day-to-day, year-to-year basis? You go to work every day. You don't win. Your teammates are bummed out a lot. I would like to see him win. I'd like to see Mike Trout go to a better place, a place that will take care of him.

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I don't know what team that would be, where he would want to go, but, yeah, maybe the unfinished business is like, yeah, they send me my check every two weeks, and it's a pretty good check. Yeah. So I'm going to continue with that business. But with the Angels, is Rendon going to play at all this year for them?

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It was absolutely nuts. I don't think any team in the country beats Alabama if they're shooting like that.

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What about the Astros? I feel like the Astros, no matter what we do, we'll never get rid of the Astros. They're always going to be hanging around. They're going to be pesky. They're going to be showing up in the postseason. Is this like the last dance for that core group of guys that's been around for a while?

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That's such a flex for the Dodgers to be like, hey, it'd be nice to have you pitch, but we don't need you.

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Oh, man. I had one last thing about Mookie Betts because I've been reading about Mookie Betts. Did he lose 25 pounds? Did he have the flu? He went down from like 185 to 160?

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So I got a dumb question for you, Big Cat. Is it bad that they shot so good? Does that ever carry over to that? If you have an outlier, a game like this that's so insanely good from three points, they're not going to be able to keep that going, right?

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Yeah, that's why it's not fair, because Mookie Betts is so likable and he's playing for the team that everyone should hate. It's like, God damn it. I want to hate you. But yeah, yeah. Mookie's I hope he's OK, too.

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The hardest thing to do in sports is to hit a baseball. That's impossible for Christian Yelich. Yeah, can't do it. Baseball's that many times.

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And BYU, they weren't making their threes tonight like they were against Wisconsin. They were ice cold from the outside. I was hoping that the rim in the first half would translate and that BYU would heat up in the second. Here's one thing I noticed about BYU. I've never seen a team miss as many alley-oops as BYU missed.

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I think it was a little bit racist how high they were throwing the ball and missing their alley-oops.

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I don't know how the scores would... Is that a shot? I think that's a turnover. Do I count that as a turnover? No, it's just a bad pass. Yeah, it was like, I'm going to throw it. That guy can jump 13 feet in the air.

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Okay. Beach chair. Make sure if you get a hammock that you hang it at about 30 degrees hang angle with an asymmetric lay. And then you're going to get rid of your back pain. All right. Good to know.

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My Fyre Fest of the week is, I realized this, I believe on Sunday of this week, but I went to a concert like four or five months ago and I had a great time and I got in the mood to see more live music. So I looked up to see who was coming to Chicago in the next like six months and And I proceeded to, I was drunk at the time, hand up, bought eight tickets to go see ACDC at Soldier Field.

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Eight really nice seats. And then the person that I bought them with turns out is going to be out of town for the ACDC concert. So now I got seven tickets that I got to find people to bring along to go see ACDC in Chicago. And I realized, especially in this office, that seven tickets is the perfect amount to have people not like you if they don't get the invite.

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because it's a big enough group where it's like oh anybody that he likes should be invited right if i'm not invited i'm not part of the crew right and i i was saying this the other day to mincy and mincy just put his hand up he said stop right now i'm coming with you so i mentioned this entire that's great so mincy mincy said like right off the bat like no ifs ands or buts he's locked it he said it like nine times he was like just say no i'm definite i'm a definite yes

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So Mincy's going to come, and then Megan was listening to me. So her and her husband, Mr. Making Money, are coming. But now I've got to figure out what to do with the remaining tickets, remaining five tickets. Because, again, this is like you're in – remember the Club Cool Days in New York? Yeah. It's like if you don't get the invitation, then PFT doesn't like you.

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You were there. Club Cool? You weren't? No. No. Had you moved already? Yeah. Connie is not my guy. Maybe he's your guy. I don't remember who was there. Yeah, I wish I had gone. It was really sick. I think I was out of town that weekend.

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Well, so that's the problem is like if I don't ask somebody. We'll just sound it out.

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No, we're just tied. Oh, if you want to go see ACDC right now, you guys, I think we have dibs. You guys have dibs, but did you talk to Greer? I did not. So that's the other thing that comes into this is that Greer is having his bachelor party in Chicago that weekend. And, and they're going to ACDC as part of the bachelor party. But then I thought about that. And then I'm like, is that weird?

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Where if I, if I give the tickets around me to people in Greer's bachelor party, am I inviting myself onto Greer's bachelor party?

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As my wedding present to Greer, who's getting real married, not at all a green card marriage, I would like to donate four tickets to ACDC to his bachelor party. Love that. If you would like it.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hank didn't say kind of yes. He was just like, I'll think about it. No-

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What's the date? It is the Saturday of Memorial Day weekend. I'm out. I'm also out. I penciled Big Cat in.

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Here's how I operate. If I have a situation like this around Big Cat, I invite him knowing that he's going to say no.

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All right, so Hank's in. So now we're down to three tickets. That's my wedding gift.

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I offered you like four days ago, and you didn't say yes. He kind of said yes, but you also kind of offered. That's the worst kind of friend. That's like a maybe.

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This is our data guy. Wow. We're never inviting Greer onto part of my take again. Nope, never again. One and done. We have our Canadian. His name's Oldie. By the way, I got a text from Oldie today because it's opening day. Oh, yeah, he's pumped. He's so fucking pumped about opening day. He said... I fucking love sports, bro.

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That's the kind of yes. Yes. Don't do this, Hank. He did it. He just did it. You're going to be golfing that day anyways. Let's get real.

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So the way they ran this game, especially after the first 10 minutes, the last 30 minutes of this game, it was Cooper Flagg on the inside running a two-man game. Occasionally, Knipple would drive to the hole too, but they would just space out the defense and then let Cooper Flagg do whatever he wanted with the ball. Yeah. And they couldn't stop him. There was no chance.

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Yeah, Max. Max, tell him that I accidentally bought too many tickets and that I would now like him to decide who from the office gets the invite.

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It's a bittersweet moment. I'd like to encourage Hank's hobby. I think it's important to have hobbies.

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Stuff like that. No, Hank, I'm excited for you because I plan on playing more golf this year, too. So I can't be too hard on you because then I just look like a hypocrite.

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Okay. It doesn't sound like you will. It sounds like you're not really focused on the hole-in-one.

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Yeah, I do like when he does the shimmy and he gets to the baseline. I call it the nip slip. Yeah. That's a good move.

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Hank, if we played one-on-one, 18 holes, how many strokes would you give me?

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Yeah, con nipple. Duke is fun. I have bad news. Duke is a fun basketball team. If you enjoy watching basketball, you're going to love Duke Blue Devil.

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Let's say seven strokes. Seven strokes and all the holes that we play, all the rounds that we play this summer... You have to beat me by more than an average of seven strokes.

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Hank chokes on camera every time. Also, I'm clutch when the lights come on.

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It's fine. We'll see. Time will tell. Okay. So you're turning down my challenge.

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I want a summer long competition, like an extra long round of golf. How many rounds do I have to play to get a handicap?

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Congratulations to Kevin Willard. You are the head coach of the Villanova Wildcats. You got your guy, Max.

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So you just said, the quote I heard from Max Memes, I don't know if you caught this, was, I am worried about Kevin Willard at Villanova.

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I think that if I was in charge of a coaching search, I would take into account how poorly he handled the exiting of the Maryland job, and I'd be like, actually, I don't know if we're going to go ahead and do this.

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It's a bad position for a coach to be in because coaches, here's a newsflash, they have zero loyalty to whatever job that they're in. Unless it's one of probably like a dozen. There's probably a dozen schools that guys are at where they're like, this is where I want to be as long as they'll have me. But outside of that, they will be looking for a higher paying job, a better job if it's available.

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And it sucks. It sucks. This is the part that I don't like about college basketball is this type of stuff. because Maryland should have been such a good feel good story. It should have been, you know, I feel bad for the, for the players. I feel bad for the fans because of the nature of the sport. They've had a bad time going to the sweet 16. Right. It has not been enjoyable.

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There was nothing happy about this time for them. There's really no fix. Like I can't think of a way to, to make this right off the top of my head, but I do maybe if, if reporters agreed to stop asking coaches,

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And this is the same thing that he did. He was at, what, Seton Hall? He was at Seton Hall. So when he was at Seton Hall, his season ended kind of the same way. And in the tournament, he was like, yeah, I've got an agent. I haven't talked to him yet, so I don't know what's going to happen. He was, like, very, very cagey about it, about the way that he left.

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Well, so there was a report that came out that said that he is expected to take the job. I think it was Baltimore Sun. But Maryland is planning on making a last ditch effort to bring him back, which would be wild. So awkward. Because when they left the team hotel today to go to the game, the fans booed him. Maryland fans booed their head coach on the way to a Sweet 16 game.

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No, I don't think so. I think we just remembered facts.

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That's probably true. How crazy is it that you used to just be allowed to smoke on airplanes?

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Yeah, in Virginia, I would go to bars sometimes. This is when I was underage, but I would go to see a band or something, and then your hair would just smell like cigarettes for three days, no matter what you did after that.

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Yeah, that's wild. Well, they had the smoking section, which was just a table that was right next to the non-smoking section.

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So the Patriots got an F for team travel. The Bills got an F- for team travel. Again, that's not a real grade. An F- doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. It's all Fs. But they got an F- for travel. The players aren't happy with the travel accommodations for away games. I think it's just that the Bills miss being in Buffalo when they're on the road. Probably.

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They're just like, there's no wingnuts here. F-.

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C was an F. Yeah. The Eagles also had an F for team travel. They don't like the travel situation. Got to fix that.

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Last year, the Commanders got an F- for treatment of families, and I would say that that's probably the category that you do not want to get an F- in. That seems to be a pretty important one. That really is just breastfeeding rooms. They have a daycare facility now, which is good. Otherwise, it was just like, if you are playing in the game, bring your kids to the stadium, and just let them go.

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Yeah, locker rooms, there were a lot of negative comments about locker rooms.

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Yeah, so the last place was the Cardinals, I believe. I think they had the worst grades overall. The Jets, memes.

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I think that's Woody. That's Woody. Brick is the future.

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I thought you guys were my friends. Yeah, we were a talking game. The Patriots got an F for their weight room.

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I think Frabe's going to take care of that. Day one.

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Dan Campbell had 100% approval rating as a head coach. I believe Dan Quinn did too, 100%.

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Yeah, so looking at the Bengals, they got the F- for treatment of families. And then, yeah, Bears looked okay.

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The other thing, the Baltimore Ravens, didn't they get an F?

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a couple years ago maybe it was last year for their uh their medical staff their training staff so good news now the training staff is at a b minus oh so they've improved i think that was just when they were all injured and they're like it's the trainer's fault right right um the eagles got an a minus in food i think that's probably just big dom's office yeah it's just like everyone's like yeah the food was fine but i can always go to big dom's office and get a great meal

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Legroom. It's probably like Southwest. They get on, and then you can pick your seat. Jordan takes the middle seat and then just defies anybody to try to sit window or aisle next.

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But they still got a bad travel plan. Yeah. Craft. I think just teams don't like... I saw a lot of teams complaining that there wasn't Wi-Fi on the planes.

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Yeah. That's just how it works. You spend the entire flight just refreshing and you don't get anything. Right. But you spend two hours searching for Wi-Fi.

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You have to attract people. I think the Vikings and the Falcons also had very good grades. Yeah, they always do. Just everybody copying over Kirk Cousins' shoulder.

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The thing is, you could just not give cookies in the first place, but you can't give them and then take them away. But he brought the cookies.

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I'm saying if they're ooey and they're gooey and you take them, yeah, I'm quitting.

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Respect. I mean, I would quit. I would quit if I were LeBron. I don't blame him for walking away from the heat for this.

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What if they just ate them all? What if they were so good, the flight attendants had them, it got out of hand, no more cookies?

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It's crazy. I discovered some Thin Mints in my freezer from last year. You think those are still good? Yeah, definitely. Okay, good.

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Yeah, we left this Big Mac on the counter for three months, and it still looks exactly the same.

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I'm fine. So the big question I have, though, LeBron has been so good at curating and managing his public image throughout the years. How come he didn't talk about this? Everyone would have been on his side.

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And then he promised me that he would let me have my cookies again, so I came back. All right. The other thing I had was... Jordan would never allow his cookies to be taken. No. That's the thing. That's the difference. He would keep that on his person. Yeah, absolutely. Bad OPSEC by LeBron letting another man touch your cookies to begin with.

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Discover the craftsmanship behind every bite at boarshead.com.

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That was heartbreaking. I'm excited for conference tournament week. My favorite week of the year. It's going to be great.

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Yeah, I mean, if they score, if they really fill it up and they win by 20, that's a game Cal would have won. But if it comes down to X's nose, Cal would have lost it.

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You stayed in India an extra day. Yeah, I got bullied to stay another night because I had a poor showing night one of the combine. We all went home pretty early because we're old. We're washed. Went home at about 10 p.m. on Tuesday night. So I decided to stick around, and I'm very glad that I did just for this little juicy nugget. Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, I like that. I like that take. Let's bounce that around a little bit.

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I like it. There's another piece of news from the NFL.

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They're going to start using Hawkeye technology. Oh, yeah, I saw that. So for first downs next year, they're going to have the chain gang on the sideline to use as a backup just in case, but they're going to do like tennis does, and they're going to say first down, no first down based on technology. Okay. Which I, I like the chain gang. I don't want to turn NFL into a computer simulation.

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I like having the guys run out on the field with the chain. There's something nice about seeing a 70 year old man tried out there very slowly. And then they measure it. Then the official gets real close, holds up his hands. I like that part of the game.

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Yeah, that's pretty much how it's done. They're also thinking about changing overtime. Again. Again. Troy Vincent said it's time to re-examine the overtime rules, which sucks because... It takes us two years to really learn overtime and be able to spot it off the top of our head.

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If you were to ask me on a Wednesday during NFL season, what is the NFL's overtime policy, it takes me a year to get confident, to just have that information, and then they change it, and then they're going to have to put that big graphic up before overtime. It's not going to make any sense to me.

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My favorite thing to do at the end of the game is, no matter how much time's left, no matter what the lead is, I just like to say, you don't need a three here. You can get a two here.

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So what happened was I was having some drinks with a friend of the program, Mike Silver, and a slew of reporters. Michael. Michael Silver. A slew of reporters and agents came downstairs, and they were all abuzz about essentially a melee that happened in the Starbucks. Talking about Malice in the Palace? It was worse than Malice in the Palace. Okay.

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Love it. There's another little tidbit here, Max, I'd like to get your take on from Steph Ngo. Steph Ngo did some research, and he came to the conclusion that Paul George played better this season right after he dropped podcasts. Mm-hmm. And now he's not podcasting anymore. So games directly following a podcast, he averaged 17.1 points per game with no podcast down to 16 points per game.

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You've got to get him podcasting again. So he shoots 11% better from three directly after dropping a podcast.

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Do you think when somebody does a deep dive into the analytics of Podcast P and his game, you think we're not going to bring that up to you?

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You are trying to be Paul George. You're trying to not do a podcast.

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We were driving to Indy on Tuesday, and after about 10 minutes on the road, Hank just looks to the side of the road and looks at me and smiles. I'm like, you motherfucker. He was just looking at the road that he takes to go to his golf club, and he was just thinking about getting out there with his sticks. So wait, ask the question again. What would take us to stop podcasting?

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I would only stop podcasting to focus on the podcast.

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What does that mean? Because you took a vacation.

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Oh, and you win? And you're a winner now. And you're a winner.

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He hasn't won anything in a while. He won... In a while. Almost a full year.

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So they came down, and they were like, we just saw the craziest thing ever. And it was an extension of a Twitter fight that happened earlier in the day. So it all stems from the report that Jordan Schultz had that Matt Stafford and Tom Brady went on a nice little cozy ski vacation together. Matt Stafford, it is kind of, you'll see a pattern with him.

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Yeah. That's not true. Yeah, it is. You called and you said, hey, do you guys think that you'll be on time?

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I thought humor was legal now. What about free speech?

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I can't believe Hank's taking the side of big tech. You're blaming Central. Central is a vital part of the sports ecosystem.

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He went to Cabo with Sean McVay before he became a Ram. That was also a coincidence that they happened to run into each other.

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So in this case, he happened to run into Tom Brady at a ski resort, and Schultz was saying that they talked about the future, things like that. And then Ian Rappaport came over the top and said, I'm told that this was just a coincidence. They both go vacationing there sometimes. They did not talk about plans for the future.

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Jerry, I need you to not flip out until you actually hear the words that he said in the interview.

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I'm saying it with my chest, Jerry. I'm telling you to just contain yourself until you listen to the interview. You might be whistling a different tune.

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It's true. Likes golf. Also, it just dawned on me. You know who won our fantasy league last year? Who? Jordan Schultz.

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We're examining everything to deliver a winner.

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We're custodians of a very important franchise. Right. And we take that very seriously. And frankly, Jerry's reaction to not having any news at all about this is concerning to me.

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Okay, 11-15-2019. Oh, so that might not be the phone. So five, yeah, about five years ago.

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We do need to do some forensic analysis of the phone to make sure that that's the one.

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We have the Ray Allen phone that he tweeted that thing out. That would be nice. Yes.

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Wow. That's big. That's huge. Charge admission for people to touch it. You can't put a price on that. People take it. pictures next to the phone? So wait, you have two different carriers? Do you do that just in case AT&T blows up for a day?

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I mean, can you imagine the coincidence level, though, of like you and I happen to run into each other on vacation? Yeah, I'm just not buying it.

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I think that's probably correct. Yes. So they according to Rappaport, they just happen to be at the same place. Didn't talk about the future. Didn't talk about playing for the Raiders. The interesting part, though, is that Jordan Schultz works.

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It makes me feel tingly. Contender. I don't see it. The thing about Washington is... They were a great team. They were fun to watch last year. I love the direction the team's going, and Dan Quinn did a great job. Adam Peters seems to know what he's doing. But the roster needs a lot of upgrades.

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I don't know that you can say that we're one piece away just because we got to the NFC Championship game. The roster across the board, they have to go out and find all these replacements. So, while, yes, I would love Miles Garrett, I feel like the compensation is going to be –

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I hope. I hope that you're right. Because we were in these chairs not but four years ago when you did the meanest thing you've ever done to me. And you put Carson Wentz inside my brain. And you knew what you were doing. Is there anything that you've heard this week? Maybe if you want to say Debo repeatedly to me to make me feel good about the chances of getting Debo Samuel.

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for fox and so he was saying like he was telling on his uh co-worker tom brady okay and then that that got people all in a tizzy at the combine too this is the level of nerdiness that happens at the combine yeah it's like wow i can't believe he's going after his own co-worker like that uh so That was earlier in the day. Apparently, Schultz ran into Ian Rappaport at the Starbucks.

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It's a real issue because on Sunday you wake up. We as football fans have about like a three- or four-hour time span there where we can act like normal functioning adults. Get all your pets in. You can do some sort of chore. You can spend time with a family or with a dog, act like you are a real human being, and then you sit down on the couch for nine hours nonstop.

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This would never happen at a Stella Blue. No. Violence-free.

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But when you take away that Sunday morning, then it's just like, oh, I don't have Sunday.

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Yeah, it's just so we can pretend to have a real life on Sunday. We don't. We don't have a real life. Walk the dog. Yeah, you get up. How many pets are going to die because Roger Goodell is going to insist on taking away all of our Sundays?

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Oh, okay. His dad was the CEO of Starbucks. Founder of Starbucks.

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You know what else I don't want? I don't want the Super Bowl in London.

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Enough is enough. But Goodell wants it so badly. All right, let's get some of the fun stuff. Shefty, New Year's Eve. 2024, you send off a very nice in memoriam tweet where you honor those that we lost in the year 2024. How many different edits did you go through to figure out where to put OJ Simpson's name in the middle so that nobody saw that OJ was in there?

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Yeah. Also the Sonics guy. His dad was the guy that took the Sonics away. Yeah. So they get into a little argument there. Jordan Schultz walks up to Ian and says, we have to talk. Ian says, I don't think we have to talk about anything. Jordan Schultz then says, like, you need to back the fuck off because you're talking about me behind my back. Oh. Throws in a couple F-bombs. Okay.

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He played football. Now, he did have 2,000 yards in the season, 14 games. And he did die. Separate the art from the artist. He did die. Now, on the other hand, he committed double murder. So I'm going to say – That's a toss-up. He was found not guilty, though, of double murder. But he did do that. Right. But he blocked me on Twitter. That's true. So, yeah. No, I would leave him out.

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Then Rappaport was like, I'm not talking about you behind your back. Apparently, this is what the scuttlebutt was. Okay. Schultz was saying that Ian Rappaport is going behind his back and telling people that Jordan Schultz gives agents Uber stock in exchange for scoops. Uber stock? I don't know how this got involved. Like a lot of stock? Yeah, like Uber amount of Starbucks stock?

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So I could have asterisked any of the classifications that you want. Maybe you do a separate post for the people who have died who were also murderers.

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The other thing I really want to bring up with you about some year and some small missteps. I feel like it was a pretty clean year for you overall.

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Yeah. Were you illegally streaming the Jets-Texans game on meth streams? You know what's amazing about that?

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No, like Uber stock is what... The car. Somehow Schultz thought that Rappaport was telling people that he was giving people Uber stock. Okay. I talked to Rappaport. Ian Rappaport has never told anybody that they get Uber stock. According to Ian Rappaport. Per sources.

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Yeah, meth streams. Well, meth streams, it was a refuge for those of us that didn't want to pay for all the different packages you have to do, and now they shut it down because you blew it up.

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This is a lot of... I think it's breaking badum. I think that's what it is. I think that you are... You get a problem. We'll get back to Adam Schefter in a second. He's brought to you by Chevy. Our great friends at Chevy would like you to know that they have packed more capability into the Silverado Trail Boss. More capability than ever.

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I don't know. I don't think that Ian actually said anything like that. He's probably said some other things about Jordan Schultz behind his back.

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Yeah. I just feel like this is you getting out because other people were getting the scoops ahead of time. Like you got bullied out of the Groundhog space. That's true too. If you can't win, you quit? Is that what people are saying?

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No, there's more. All right. So when the Luca trade happened, you said that for an NFL comparison, this is like Lamar Jackson plus for Joe Burrow plus. And I thought that you made it seem like there were streaming services. You put like the little plus sign next to it.

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Yeah, my not involved in human trafficking t-shirt is making people ask a lot of questions that are already answered by my t-shirt. Correct, correct. So there was a dust-up. There was a fracas. He got in his face, apparently. I'm going to read... Mike Florio's report on everything.

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That's fair. Yeah. Yeah, source off. I think you won the source off, but Big Ed's kind of right. Yeah. Doug Gottlieb, come on. Like, take it easy on him. Yeah, everyone. It's T-ball. He's been through enough in his life.

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Don't fake us. You remember when you faked me out?

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all right so disappointed i didn't get it but that's the way it goes yeah i was wondering if that was gonna be matt stafford news where's where gun to your head matt stafford's next team max oh i i i don't like oh first i don't have guns pointed at my head a lot of guns pug get the guns up chay where's he playing adam makes me very where's he playing he's refusing to put the guns no no no way where's he playing um

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Love that. So this is per Pro Football Talk. If you have anything to say to me, say it to my fucking face, Schultz said, or specific words to that effect. If this continues, we're going to have a fucking problem. Oh, boy. If this happens again, we're going to have a fucking problem, Schultz said, or specific words to that effect. I love that reporting by Florio. Yes. Now we'll step back.

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Okay, so if Rodgers, if Stafford signs with the Giants, it sounds like you're saying Rodgers to the Rams. I definitely could see that happening.

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Let's see what happens. I'm not a comic book guy. Is there a role that Marvel would be looking at and be like, this is Kelsey?

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So got in his face. There were like, I don't know, five or ten people that just witnessed it straight up happen. And then after he walked away, Rappaport notified NFL security, called the cops or Roger Goodell on him. And per sources. What does that mean? Well, he called NFL security and was like, hey, there was a confrontation. There's a fracas? According to Rappaport. But why?

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Yeah. That's pretty good. So we've got some years left in us. That's pretty good, yeah. You might not have any jumpsuits, but you've had a lot of success. Well, they all get stolen. Yeah. No, it's been a wild ride. But the Kelseys, they do need to quit it with the antics and just get on as two normal guys doing a podcast. Let's see if they can hang.

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Yeah, I mean, if you date the most famous person in the world, it's pretty easy to get their listens up.

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Yeah. See us there. Yeah, they couldn't pull that off. They're playing from the red tees. Yeah. We're back on the championship tees. Exactly. And you guys have played like champions. Yes, we have played like champions. Thank you, Seth.

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Yeah, he's got it. You have seen that? Yeah. Also, thank you for the Christmas presents or for the holiday presents.

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He called the NFL security because it was witnessed by so many people. He knew that somebody would have reported it. And he wanted to talk to them instead of them calling him in a day and him having to give his side of the story. Per Rappaport. I think we just said that's something NFL security would be concerned about. They are investigating. There's an active ongoing investigation.

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Yeah. Interesting. All right. So what's going on with Tom Brady and the Raiders? How active is he? He's been active. Is he like calling shots out there?

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Do we care at all about the ethics of Tom Brady owning a team and then also participating?

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I'd rather have the two byes. Two byes, but also I would play for free.

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So I think I know how I feel about it. Rough and rowdy.

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It's almost like so he knows that somebody's watching him.

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I got certain guys that already do that. Here's the deal. It requires no work on your part. You just accept the title. As in title only? Yes, in title only. In title only, fine. A governing owner. Okay. That's fine.

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Yeah. I mean, really what you get, get out of it aside from the trophy potentially is you get power over Jerry O'Connell, which means that you can fire him at any given time. You don't have to do anything, but if you wake up one day and you're like, it's time for a change, we got to shake things up in the locker room.

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You got the story right. All right. So what about this name for potentially being on the move? Max Crosby.

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Yeah, yeah. One more gun to your head. Oh, God damn. Get him up. Next quarterback. I feel like I'm in Landman. Get him up. Next quarterback, Pittsburgh Steelers.

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Russie's back. We're sussying for Russie. Okay. What about James Winston? What's the, what's the market expected to look like for James Winston? I'd want him on my team.

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What I would have done is I would have just simply gotten punched in the face and then made a fuckload of money. True. Good point. Maybe Uber stock.

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My dream scenario is that he got the text for the Luca trade. He got it on his phone. He looked at it and he goes, that's the old me. Closed his phone, threw it away, like threw it into the ocean. Oh, I forgot. Che, you got some questions? Yep. Also, Shefty, you look good for 58. Yeah, you do. Thank you. You might be daddy. Is Shefter daddy? Shefter might be daddy. What does that mean?

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He said he didn't recall using all that profanity. Now, I do have a picture. Do you want to see the picture of the confrontation?

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Before Che, Memes does have one question for you that I'll ask. Are the Jets going to trade up to one or two? What are they, seven? Are they seven, Memes?

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No. He just had you kill a bunch of rumors, though. Yeah. Apparently he squashed them. Tons of rumors. So I do.

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I don't think that there was any video. This is the only picture that I know that exists. And it's perfect because the Starbucks sign is right above Jordan Schultz's head.

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It was one coach. It was one coach. It was just one coach. Just brought it up. And it was that team. It was what team? Was it the Vikings? No. No. What conference? What color?

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He has hands on his hips. He is towering over Rappaport. Yeah. And that appears to be Jeremy Fowler next to them as well.

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If there was an NFL insider Royal Rumble. I'd take Jay Glazer. What about our guy Prisco? I don't know that he's an insider. He's a film guy.

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Can you just do something to get me and Big Cat excited and just tell us what players are fun transactions the Bears and the Commanders should find themselves involved in the next week? Like, who are the names that we should be looking at?

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If he heard that there was a journalist fight, he'd show up.

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I don't think it's even close. I feel like I'd take Schefter over Rapsheet. Yeah. He's a sturdier boy. I'd agree with that. Fowler is big. He's got a reach issue. That's going to be tough to deal with. Yeah. Racine got like seven red cards in college.

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Right. The kids aren't involved in this. Exactly.

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They're destroying families. They're trying to break up families. Yeah, they're turning brother against brother.

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That's a good scam, though. Your brother owes a lot of money. Please tell him to pay.

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Yeah, that's a scam. Okay, PFT? I had a pretty good week this week, I would say. My Fyre Fest is that I have fallen deeply in love with a house that I'm not going to buy. And I'm obsessed with this house. And I can't stop looking at this house and just thinking about it. It's like 60 acres. They call it a hobby farm. It's got like a gym, a little basketball hoop. I look at it every single day.

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And you have a lot of time to farm. I got so deep in this obsession with a house that I'm not going to buy, I started to look up what kind of crops grow out here and what I could plant on the farm that I'm not going to purchase. But I'm obsessed with it. I look at the house probably two or three times a day and just think, yeah, that's where my corn would go. You should just buy it.

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Some snow peas right there. Well, the thing is, when you get a farm, it's not just like waking up and like your cows are happy to see you at the front door and then you go about your business. You actually have to work. By the way, you pay someone else to do the work. This farm is in Wisconsin, too. Yeah.

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Yeah. I even looked up how many chickens I could keep there. I started looking at ducks and goats.

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No, no, no. I would summer at the farm. The cows would be like, where have you been? We're all dying. Yeah. We all have brocilocious. Give us medicine. Yeah. Sounds like a terrible house. I even looked up cattle diseases that I should need to be on the lookout for.

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Yeah, I know, but this is, we don't have a farm. Does it have a lake? There's no lake. Oh, this is pointless. Oh, that's a good point, Max. There's a lake very close by. You need a fishing pond.

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Yeah, I think they have bigger fish to fry than two guys that will never fight. And if they did fight, would probably not do any damage to each other.

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No, this lake is closer. This lake is way closer. The lake in Chicago. Because I've been showing everybody this house, and everybody is pumped for me to continue thinking about buying a house that I'm not going to buy, except for you guys. Who has given you positive reinforcement about this house? You guys are the only ones who are taking big, steamy dumps on my daydream. Name names.

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You are rich. You can buy a lake house. Where are the goats going to live on a lake? Who needs goats?

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Your dog is big. Yeah, well, I'd have to get more dogs for the farm.

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Everybody that I've showed you, and I've showed it to probably dozens of people. Name one name. My friend Brian.

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Again, I'm not going to buy this farm, but I am obsessed with thinking about buying the farm.

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Listen, I want to indulge in fantasizing about buying this. I fear this is why it's about Fyre Fest is because I've become obsessed with it.

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Yeah, but I mean, so you could do squash. Fans would lose. You could do cucumbers, tomatoes. You could do good content on the farm, though.

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I find it hard to believe that they just showed up at the same vacation. We're like, oh, this is a weird coincidence.

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Yeah, I do real life. Yeah, real life Farmville. I would even maybe grow some weed. The possibilities are endless.

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Yeah, you could. These possibilities. No, no. I can't have animals at my current house. You have one.

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I have one. You could have another. But you guys are forgetting the goats.

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Yeah, I agree with you. The tropical subpar. Gross. Yeah, not good.

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Or just put them out on your front step and put a sign that says, please take one. Free fruit snacks. Act like it's Halloween. Yeah.

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I got a good feeling. Somebody's going to get it.

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It's a weird coincidence that the owner of a team that is looking to get a quarterback and a quarterback who is looking to be traded from his team

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So, yeah, I mean, I know this club exists. I just think that I think the two of them were having a little rendezvous on the slope.

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The rules don't apply to Tom Brady, though. He'll probably get away with it or he'll smash his phone before it gets confiscated.

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It's going to be very hard to prove. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. And especially since Stafford has kind of been given permission to look for a trade and feel out where his next location is going to be. Yeah, I guess.

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I think they have an open relationship right now. The Rams and Matt Stafford. So Tom Brady just cracked the garage out at the Yellowstone Club.

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Yeah. Got his pineapple snowboard out. And yeah, just had a little conversation.

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Right. It is funny, though, that Schultz works for Fox, and then he was tattling on his coworker.

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Yeah. Unless Tom Brady owns like half of Uber. Then he'd be like, yeah, we're doing a lot of business together.

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It's such a funny accusation, though, that this guy's giving out Uber stock in exchange for scoops.

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My conclusion was that everybody. Did you ask Rapport if he'd fight him? I did not ask him if he'd fight him. He stepped into this room at this party I was at after I had tweeted it out and the story had just broken. I was the first person he saw. He was like, you motherfucker. I was like, hey, I'm just doing my job here. I'm a journalist just like you. I didn't name any names.

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I was going to let it come out. But yeah, it was quite a night. That's hilarious. I also saw Big Dom. I got to be Big Dom for Big Dom. I introduced him to somebody. I was like, this guy's going to take care of you tonight. Yeah.

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They kind of have been dealing with it, though. Like, yeah, they're not happy with it. Steelers fans aren't happy with it. But the organization is okay with it. They have to be.

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Definitely. If you saw the most recent – their last two games, he's just like completely freelancing when it comes to trying to tackle and run support. He's just – He'll be in the wrong channel, and then it'll be a 50-yard run, and it's all because he took the wrong angle on it.

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No. Well, the first half, at the end of the first half, I thought it was going to be competitive because they put together a nice little drive and you thought maybe, but then second half was just all Chiefs.

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Who would you rather have CJ Stroud or Bryce Young? I asked again.

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Definitely C.J. Stroud. But, yeah, they're a sad offense to watch right now. Makes him look like he was going to get into the end zone. And then once he got stopped at the one, it felt like nothing at all went the Texans' way. You're probably not looking forward very much to that opening round playoff game if you're the Texans. No.

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It's like you would rather just try to lick your wounds and be like, okay, let's regroup. Try to get people healthy if we can. They couldn't do anything with Derrick Henry. Couldn't do anything with Lamar. Also, Derrick Henry, I don't know how we missed this. We haven't talked about this. Derrick Henry cut his hair.

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Yeah, so he got – well, I guess it wasn't – I don't know if it was a haircut or not, but he turned the giant-ass braids into cornrows so you can no longer tackle Derrick Henry. That was his one – that's a surefire way to get him down, just grab that big clump of hair and jerk his neck backwards.

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So he can't – that's championship mentality, by the way, because he's been growing that out for probably 10 years, and he's like, I'm going to change it for this playoff run. I feel like that's a good vibe. His head's in the game. But they couldn't do anything with Lamar who just passed Michael Vick's record. 41 fewer games, by the way. Yeah, it's insane.

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The defense couldn't do anything at all against him. Also, shout out to Netflix. Shout out to Netflix. The score bug was awesome. Score bug was cool. It felt like it was classic.

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You see that after the game, some news broke about Josh Allen's hand. He's been playing with a broken left hand all season. And then people were saying like, oh, is Josh doing like some PR work here because Lamar had such a good game? I wish they could both win MVP. I want there to be co-MVPs like there were. It was Peyton Manning and Steve McNair, right?

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Yeah. Yeah, that sounds about right. But yeah, Lamar seems like this game was a step towards maybe an MVP for him.

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Yeah, I would agree. As somebody who watched it with the sound off, I think at one point she did that Texas Hold'em song, the one where it's like down, down, down. That's a great song. It probably sounded good if you listened to it.

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1528.373

Did you know until just now that her album was called Cowboy Carter?

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1548.755

Max, if they had the Eagles playing at a halftime show, you think – actually, yeah, Cowboys fans would be pissed about that.

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1593.203

I think it was a lot of white, wasn't it? It was a lot of white uniforms. Cowboys wear white.

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Yeah, no, Christmas is the NBA's day. I like how he said that after the game, like he knew what the ratings were already. Yeah. Just because he felt good about how he played on Christmas.

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1685.858

Yeah, so I was at... I was at a party and I got schooled by two middle schoolers. The first thing, I got schooled by a middle school girl who told me all these stats about Travis Kelsey and how great he is that I didn't even know. And I was like, fuck, you really know football because she's a Taylor Swift fan.

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And then there was another middle school guy that right when the NBA games kicked off, he goes, can we please change the channel off the NBA? This product is unwatchable. And I was like, yeah, you guys know ball.

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1916.943

How did that name just come to your... Okay, so at this same Christmas party, I was talking to the world's number one Mac McClung fan, probably even more so than his parents. And by the end of it, I'd watched all the highlights. I was like, it is bullshit that he's not in the league. The Sixers should bring him back.

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1950.868

Yeah. Bring them back. Bring it back, Max. I made a promise to a child.

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1984.304

Okay, so the Celtics-Sixers game had 5.1 million viewers. The Ravens-Texans game, again, what was the score of that?

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1994.409

Oh, really? 24.3 million viewers. Yeah. The only thing I didn't really love about the broadcast was how it seemed like I don't know what the rules are, but they had people from like every channel. It was like the Avengers that they brought in where it's like they have hosts of people from ESPN, NFL Network, Amazon. They like mixed it all together. And they're like, here's our studio.

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2021.29

And then they had Netflix rules analyst Gene Sterritore. And I was like, that's not right. He's not Netflix rules analyst. I don't know what the rules are, but they can just pick anybody off.

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2053.824

I was waiting for a jump scare cut to Tony Dungy to frighten everybody.

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2165.152

And bet all the away teams. Because Christmas, like, if the games are on Christmas, you don't think that the away teams have a big advantage on that? Oh, yeah.

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2181.345

I think it's a little bit different even with the NFL because the road teams, they don't have to worry about having a big meal Christmas Eve, Christmas morning. It's like the opposite of the baby bump. When you're a home team and you have your parents in town that you're hosting, you actually play lethargic. Having relatives in town is a detriment to your game.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

2233.449

Hank, can you set a reminder for Christmas next year? The most important thing is to bet on the road teams.

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2267.619

Because you've got to think that the road teams celebrate when they get back home, right? Yeah, big time. They don't do it early.

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2481.031

It's a true house divided for Hank. Who are you rooting for, the city of San Diego, but they're the L.A. Chargers, or the city of New England?

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2538.362

Yeah, I saw that. That was literally my only note on this game besides bust Hank's balls for going up against his home city. Yeah, the only other thing that I really thought about going into this is I'd like to see Stone Smart score a touchdown just because he's got a very underrated name.

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2566.311

Yeah, it's a great quote by Harbaugh. I'm not a doctor either, but I'm pretty sure that young guys and old guys, when their hearts beat, it doesn't matter if you're young. It sends the blood through your body. But he's not wrong. Young guys do it too.

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2618.796

Is this going to tell us actually whether or not Drake May is a good quarterback? Because the Chargers defense is very, very good against bad quarterbacks. And they're not so great against good quarterbacks. So this might be a Drake May. Which side are you on game?

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2650.157

Hank, does this have anything to do with you rooting against the Chargers?

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2697.104

The moment of realization on Hank's face when he realized that even his subconscious is a troll when he puts in these types of bets, it's pretty excellent.

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2737.495

Yeah, yeah. We probably already talked about this with the Chiefs, or we haven't talked about the Chiefs yet. I get confused when we record these out of order. But the fact of the matter is – It's really not hard.

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2750.98

Well, we already talked about it then, so I don't need to say it again.

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2834.961

Yeah, so Will Levis is QB1. Was QB1. And Deshaun Watson was QB1. And there was another one that you mentioned.

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2860.687

You don't think about the Bengals that way because they do score such a fuckload of points that you think, oh, it's not just – but their defense is just that bad where they have to have a bad quarterback that they're going against if they have a chance of outscoring that person.

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2874.117

I looked up the stats for Burrow and Chase, and I did not realize that the Bengals, their quarterback leads the league in passing yards. Their wide receiver one leads the league in reception yards, and they also have the number one sack getter in the NFL this year on defense, and they still stick.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

2914.028

Yeah, we're going to figure out whether or not Lou Anarumo's got a little bit of Greg Williams in him this week. Because with Mahomes being out, would you be surprised if they hit Bo Nix a little extra hard?

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2936.065

They've got to figure out something. If they also need the Broncos to lose to the Chiefs next week, what would Greg Williams do? That's what I'm saying. We'll see how old school Anarumo is. You don't think Zach Wilson could beat the Chiefs? Well, it's going to be Carson Wentz, right?

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296.405

Yeah, you shouldn't feel good about yourself if you're the Seahawks, for sure. And it's mean what Roger Goodell keeps doing to my good friend Big Cat and making them play primetime games, right? When you think you're done, oh, no, we've got another Bears primetime game. It's meaner what they're doing to Big Cat than what he did to Hank and Tom Brady of the Patriots.

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2993.922

Yeah, they're forcing us to learn the names of all the anonymous crush like John Gruden calls them. I think we're up to, what, three now? Yeah. Let's just chill at three. Three's good. Because it's like a compliment to their defense if you can't name any more than that and you just know that they're fucking awesome.

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3024.784

It doesn't look good for them. I was hoping for the Steelers to do their part. I feel like the playoffs will be that much more chaotic. They might not win, but you can circle that one and be like, that's going to be a fun-ass game.

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3070.378

Yeah, would you rather play the Bills or the Ravens in round two or the Steelers? or let's see, I guess it would be the Steelers, the Texans.

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3092.762

I don't think that the Steelers would win a first-round game. They would make an entertaining game. It would be very, very fun to watch, but we've seen enough. There's enough body of evidence out there on the Bengals this year to know that they're just not that good of a team overall. Their offense is electric, but their defense is so, so fucked that it's beyond hope.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

313.408

Roger Goodell is a bigger dickhead for making Big Cat be exposed to the Bears in primetime all these times this year.

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3208.572

Yeah, I'd like to see that. You remember what happened week two with these teams? It feels like it was forever ago. Week two, the Cardinals won 41-10 against the Rams, which seems absolutely insane right now. But the Rams did not have Puka in that game. I feel like Puka's a wide receiver that gives – I don't know what his war is, like how many wins he adds just by starting.

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3228.989

But I feel like it's a lot. Because I feel like everybody in the secondary is thinking, like, where's Puka all the time? Yeah. And he's obviously a dynamic pass catcher and great running with the ball. So it's going to be a different game. I feel like it's going to be shit pumping. But I do agree with you that you don't have anything to lose.

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3246.678

The Cardinals fans are pissed off right now because of the collapse that we've seen the second half of the season. At least give them something exciting. Give them a team that does not give a fuck, that will let their balls hang a little bit.

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3291.956

They're not going to have James Conner, though, I don't think, right? No, I don't think so. I think they might even be down to their third string running back.

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3306.607

Yeah, they tried to last game. They drew something up for him in the first half. It didn't work out. But, yeah, just – okay, so either do all the fuck shit, all the pew-pew-pew explosives. Don't let anybody named McVay hear that. Or you just make the entire game plan, feed the ball to Trey McBride. Yes.

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333.381

So, Big Cat, there's some coaching search news for the Bears. Yeah, this is the other part of this. Yeah, let's talk about it. So, Ben Johnson's still like – you're going to interview Ben Johnson.

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3420.373

Yeah, I don't want to speak too much because Brick's definitely listening right now. Also, shout out Brick. I hope I gave you more responsibility last week. Let's get to work, buddy. I think that the Bills definitely do have – they're going to try to play vanilla unless it's close, and then they will – because they have to get the two-seed.

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3437.988

And ideally, you would like to be able to use next week to rest up. Correct. So this is a game where I wouldn't mind seeing them open up the playbook a little bit, if it's even remotely close, just so that they can make sure that they don't have anything to worry about going into next week.

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344.807

Yeah, he's intrigued by Caleb Williams' balls. They whistle, and he likes that. Pete Carroll has also thrown his hat into the ring, as he did with the Jets. But he wouldn't mind coaching the Bears, apparently. Or maybe it was his agent saying that to drum up interest. I don't know. It depends on which side you fall on in the Schefter-Florio dispute.

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3501.252

Over city. Yeah. Nine points last week. It was windy. It was windy, and also that first drive. And the first drive was sick.

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3526.472

Yeah, Memes, do you think that when this game kicks off, are you going to be rooting for the Jets? I'm rooting for no injuries.

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3564.633

A 12-year recovery, yeah. Yeah. A 12-month recovery. That's not a football number.

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3572.717

Even now, we're kind of seeing what happened with Adrian Peterson's knee. Now that's happening with guys that tear their Achilles, where it's like, oh, they can be back in eight months. Whose dog is barking? Is that Memes? No, that is Blake. I thought Memes had a dog. Blake's mad at me.

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3588.274

I farted on Blake by accident on the couch earlier, and he stood up and he barked at me, and he left the couch and went and laid down. He won't even look at me now. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I was on airplane.

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3670.723

I would have liked to see him take it out a little bit on the floor after Monday night, like give him, you know, one of the drive-by handshakes or like yell something at him. It seemed very undaring Rizzi like that. He didn't say anything during that. Like you're an interim coach, dude. What do you have to lose? Like, just, just fucking lay into him. You got embarrassed on Monday night.

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3688.36

The fact that he didn't do that, he bottled that shit up. So he either took it out on the team or on his family. And he might be looking for a little retribution. But I just think that, I don't know, there's something about the Raiders where they are like anti-tanking. I feel like they are trying to win as hard as they can every single game.

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3709.398

They're preparing like it's their Super Bowl every week, even though ultimately they would much rather lose.

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3773.061

Yeah, maybe Antonio Pierce is just fucking Tom Brady over one last time. Maybe that's why he's winning these games.

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3818.487

Yeah, the sun shining bright as fuck and the temperature being like 25 degrees. One of those late December games that's just very, very depressing to watch. I'm pulling up the weather right now. Oh, no, it's going to be rainy. It's going to be rainy and like in the 50s and 40s there. So that is going to suck. This is going to be a bad game. This is going to be a really bad game.

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3842.245

They should not televise this game. Yeah. Give us the updates, and if Anthony Richardson throws or runs like a 50-yard run or a 50-yard bomb, then give us a live look at that, Scott Hanson. But, yeah, it's going to be stinky. They do have a lot to play for, but did I hear that Anthony Richardson might not play?

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3872.273

Maybe they know that Anthony Richardson's on Tebow watch, so they're like, let's not leave this up to chance. Let's just get old Joe Flacco in there.

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3926.748

No, their ratings are up 84% in the NBA, Big Cat. You see that? Up 84% year over year, and they got smoked by like five times by the NFL.

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3977.975

Yeah, I think I'm afraid of Tanner McKee just based on the fact that I'm always terrified of like a third string quarterback that the hometown absolutely loves. And Tanner McKee seems like that guy.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4068.111

That's huge. Max, where do you stand on the latest Nick Sirianni on the field incident where he had to be separated from Zach Ertz by Big Dom?

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4087.096

I feel bad for Big Dom at this point because it's like Nick Serena is like Kevin Hart. He's got his mother's words. He's drawn off at people, and then he has to have The Rock come in and pick him up and escort him away. Yeah.

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4113.28

What are we talking about? At some point, Big Dom has to be like, Jesus Christ, I got to go manage this guy's emotions again.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4148.788

I think what Hank is trying to say is that we love Big Dom so much that at one point, does it become a distraction for Big Dom where now his full-time job is just have a leash on Nick Sirianni?

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4172.107

Can we just say that the Eagles should be very thankful for Big Dom? Big Dom, say what you want about it, he earns his paycheck. Imagine what the Eagles would be like without him.

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4230.069

Well, that's not what I heard. I didn't hear that it was misconstrued. Also, put some respect on Julie Ertz's husband's name. That's a goddamn national hero. What I heard was that Nick Sirianni initiated a Zoom call with Zach Ertz where he apologized to him via Zoom. Oh.

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4277.835

Cooper Rush might be awesome. Dowdle is close to a thousand yards, I think, which is pretty cool for him, I guess.

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4285.38

And then there are other wide receivers. Who's the guy that they that they got that they traded for with the Panthers when they were going all in this trade deadline? Is it Mingo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now they got Mingo and Flournoy. Dave Flournoy is playing receiver for them.

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4364.876

See, I don't know that Sirianni is capable of pulling off that type of mastermind. I think Sirianni is more likely to just give Saquon the ball 40 times.

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4420.158

What I heard is that Jalen Hurts was absent from the team facility on the day when Ian Book paid them a visit, which is actually a good move by Jalen Hurts.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4444.706

No, Max, as an Eagles fan, you still got to hope that you destroy the Cowboys.

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445.638

At least Pete Carroll won a Super Bowl. Yeah, I think there's like a difference between John Fox and Pete Carroll. He's got a little bit more energy to him. But, yeah, it's like a very safe hire for them to do. The only safer hire in their mind, in their fucked up mind, would probably be Ron Rivera because of the ties back to the 85 Bears, and he was defensive coordinator there for a long time.

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4468.577

Nice guy. What a good dude. I love Xavier Leguette. I wish he had caught that pass against Max. But besides that, awesome dude.

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4493.268

Yeah. If there's a team that starts out the season and they sucked or playoff chances are over in like October, but then they get hot at the end of the year, that's actually a team that will, they'll have a ton to play for, even though they don't have any playoff hopes or aspirations, like they've turned something around.

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4507.732

So they're trying, there's going to be a lot of guys that will probably be back next year for the Panthers. And so they are actually like, they're looking at this as a preseason for next year. So yeah, I like the Panthers in the points. I don't know if I like them money-lined against the Bucs, but I feel like that's a lot of points for this team. A lot of points.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4525.918

They're factoring in weeks like one through eight in this spread, I think, a little bit.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4552.577

I've got a couple New Year's resolutions. Okay. Lay them on me. I'm going to drink more water again this year. I'm going to get a six-pack by the summer. Six-pack summer. And I'm going to get a couple new planes and hit the flight simulator back up now that I've got the virtual reality 360. Okay. Hell yes.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4584.756

Okay. That's good. That's huge. You can do that in the same week. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, having a New Year's resolution be go to the dentist, that's something that you should do every year.

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4606.387

My actual resolution is to get my drive about 15 yards longer so that Hank will owe me more money.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

466.49

Did you see that article? It was in the New York Times or The Athletic. It said the Bears need a coach who holds players accountable. Look no further than Ron Rivera.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4666.061

Daddy needs to stop by the office real quick and do some paperwork before he drops you off. It's a great move. Being a regular is so fun.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4747.812

Okay. You didn't say that you were going to eat more bread. You were going to make it for other people.

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4760.214

I mean, this is like just the next step for Max's deli at work. You got to. I know it's all part of bread.

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4902.454

I'm like, what, dude? You went there for three days. We got to get you one of those. You know how the NFL coaches wear the shirts and the hats with the flags on them? We got to get you a Chargers Italy sweatshirt.

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4959.597

Get your blood pressure checked in a Target. That's kind of a doctor.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4971.01

Done on January 1st. There really should be like a doctor's office for guys where in the same doctor's office, they have the doctor. They've got your dentist. They've got like a secondary doctor that does like blood work and all that. And maybe like a place for lunch.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

5017.99

Yeah, it's not a bad idea. They've already got the oxygen mask things that come down. Just put nitrous in there. Knock it out on the plane.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

5037.254

There should be an airline that has, like, professors that are the stewards and the stewardesses. And they just teach you, like, a college class if you fly in there, like, six times.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

5052.585

Yeah, pass the bar. Or teach you Italian if you take four plane flights.

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Yeah, I read one update from him where I think his direct quote was like, I've got a sore little calf. That didn't really give me a lot of inspiration. So we're probably not going to get Jameis even if we don't get DTR, right, because his shoulder is still banged up. But I saw Jameis eating chicken wings online this week, and the man just – he just needs to be in front of a camera at all times.

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That's my only note here. This is going to be a poopy game. Dolphins, I guess, still –

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Yeah, and we do have divisions for a reason because it's good for the game to have rivals that you play every single year, year in and year out. It's not like they're playing an unbalanced schedule or anything.

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And, yeah, it will suck for the Vikings if they end up being like a great, great wildcard team and get that first wildcard spot. That's going to suck to have to go on the road, but, I mean, that's such is life. deal with it.

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Yeah, two good quarterbacks, very good quarterbacks in this game. I saw a stat that they're both – I think they're two of the top three quarterbacks against man-to-man so far this year, and they are two of the five worst, I believe, against zone this year. So – The Vikings, I know they do a lot of zone blitzing and shit like that.

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I don't know if they'll be able to get into Jordan, but I feel like Jordan Love does better when he's off his back foot anyway. So truly, I'm just excited to watch this game. This is going to be a playoff game.

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Yeah, it's still possible that we could jump the Packers, but then you start getting into – there's a lot of other stuff that has to shake out too. So we could jump the Packers and get that sixth seed, I believe. But then you'd be looking at maybe playing at the Rams.

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in the first round, which is not really, there's no good place to play in the first round. I guess if I, if I had to draw it up, I would want to go to Philadelphia and beat the fuck out of Max. So that's what I'm hoping for.

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Listen, I would love to know what you know about Tanner McKee, bitch.

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I am bummed out. I'm bummed out that we're not going to get Kirk Cousins. Yeah. I had mentally prepared myself to face Kirk Cousins at home. I don't know what we're going to get with Pennix. I don't think anybody really knows. We had like a little bit of a clue last week, but not really. So it's kind of like the unknown that we're going into. I – I think I like the Commanders.

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Their offense played pretty well last week against a really, really good Eagles defense. Kind of embarrassed them in the fourth quarter. But I am always afraid to see the Commanders in primetime. And I always will be. Those scars run very, very deep where it's just like I'm always thinking in the back of my head this is about to be the most embarrassing thing ever. But I don't know.

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I don't know that I truly believe in Michael Pena. How can you after one week? So there's a chance that he goes out there and just lights us up because our defense, not that great. We've been playing a little bit better with a lot more. I actually went back and watched the tape, grinded all 22 on Lattimore. He didn't play that bad. He had some good plays. He played much, much better.

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He was getting destroyed. If you watch ball, you're exposing yourselves as non-ball knowers right now because pass interference penalty is not always a bad thing for cornerbacks. It means that they were in position to make a play.

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That's almost a guarantee. He might not drive the price tag that Ben Johnson is driving right now because he's going to have a crazy bidding war for his services. But I feel like if you're going to try to save on price, just get Vrabel. He's going to be a great coach.

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Oh, here we go. Max, you don't know ball, Max. You don't talk to somebody that watches ball for a living. They'll tell you that pass interference penalty is not always that bad. Keep coping.

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I agree with you, PFT, by the way. I talked about that on Monday, and I said how bad that was. And then Max said, well, first of all, you've got to say that Jane Daniels threw two interceptions in addition to his five touchdowns. First, you have to say that.

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Yeah, I mean, it gets penalized, but don't get me wrong. It's not good that he got called for pass interference, but it also means you can't get called for pass interference if you're five yards away from a guy like Emmanuel Forbes used to be.

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I stand by it. And I stand by what I said to Max. I think it – okay, it sounds stupid, and it probably is stupid to a certain – but if you talk to ball knowers, real ones out there, they'll be like, yeah, that's a bad stat to ding a cornerback for. Also, now is probably a good time to mention that Marshawn Lattimore might not even play this week. Oh, no. What happened? Yeah.

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He's dealing with – everyone's dealing with something this time of year. His hamstring might have cleared out. He was great against the Saints.

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Yeah, I'm worried because I think there might be, like, a post-Cousins bump. It's the fear of the unknown. It's the fear of the unknown. And I feel like the Falcons skill players, when they're not, like, deflecting passes that get intercepted and returned for six points, they're probably pretty excited to have somebody that can throw the ball and hit somebody outside the numbers.

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I don't think Dan Quinn's going to let him get scared like that. I don't think he's going to have him – he's going to have him ready to play. But I'm not like supreme – we're not a great team right now. We're capable of doing great things. And when everything works for us, we are a great team. But it's nothing that you can count on. I can't bank on beating the Falcons, especially in prime time.

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We didn't last year. Nobody was tied. I think it's normally a regular season thing, right?

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I love that. I'm going to go with the Eagles minus seven. I think they're going to spank the Cowboys. Ooh, spanking?

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Okay. I'm going to take the over in Colts-Giants. Oh. Head-to-head. Head-to-head.

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Yeah. Yeah. Sell it to a Native American tribe for what they stole it for. I like that.

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We taped up my friend Billy Bats' mouth one time. It worked real good. Yeah. Hey, what's up, dickheads? It's Leonardo Daboudi, DiCaprio Daboudi. Full names. Remember them all. I'm starting seven fishes this week. What's your guys' favorite kind of fish? Mine's shrimp. Mine's when anyone's swimming with them. Calamari. Yeah, you love the calamari. You love it for appetizers and everything.

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My sit-em is the Boston Celtics. Boston Celtics fucking suck. Bro, they fucking suck. What's going on in Boston right now? This team can't win a fucking game. Bad, bad basketball. Coach trying to fight guys at half court. What the fuck is going on with these clowns?

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Whoa. My sleeper is cheap flights to Hawaii from Chicago. Cause you can get them for $0. If you just climb up into the landing gear and then you just kind of hold on and you hope that you get there safe and sound, but you usually die. So RIP to that guy.

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real great guy my guy left chicago and he was like i want to go to maui what's the best way to get to maui i'll just climb up into the landing gear compartment and then the landing gear crushed him to death and also was like negative 70 degrees on the flight uh i think they they did a study and they said 70 of people that have tried that move have died but the 30 you get a great deal

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I don't know about you guys, but on Sunday, well, I thought Christmas was Sunday because there was football on TV. And so I've been referring to Thursday as being Monday and Friday as being Tuesday.

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It is very cool. I love that. So he just won a state championship coaching his high school team, right? And then he's like, you know what? I'll just come back.

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I feel like it's a hire that they're making just because he's a good guy that people like to be around.

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So what's going on right now with the legal proceedings with these guys? I saw one clip of one of the dudes who said, yeah, I'll try to make it back. And the judge is like, well, you have to do better than try. Have we got an update on that guy?

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Yeah. So, I mean, I feel like you could take them all out one by one, rough and rowdy, just biz versus the Irish. Do it one night only. And then just give them three rounds and everybody steps up. You beat the fuck out of them. You beat the next guy. But you're such a nice guy. You're willing to say that you just want one of them. You just want one of their scalps.

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That's exactly it. It's going to be probably the Texans or the Steelers in the first round, two teams that they've already beaten this year. They decided they whooped the shit out of the Steelers in that second half. They beat the Texans pretty convincingly.

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Yeah, that's true. You might know some bad people out there, some bad hombres.

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They had a good thing going until they fucked with the wrong guy.

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Because we had never heard about this subculture until you got into a fight with seven of them. And now it's like I'm obsessed with finding out more about these guys.

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No, let's get the feds involved. Let's get the FBI monitoring the Irish travelers.

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They did. They did. They stepped in it. That's a fact. And I love the fact that you're formally offering a retribution challenge for yourself. I will drop everything if I can just beat the fuck out of one of them. You're like Jason Statham or something.

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So they're going to have to play one of those two teams at Arrowhead, and then they're going to play, in all likelihood, the Bills or the Ravens, but they get it at home. So congratulations to the Chiefs. You guys did it. You've won almost all your games, even though there were a lot of close ones. It's the Chiefs. And I'm still impressed by the Chiefs. Oh, me too.

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How do you send that offer to them? Do you send that to their attorney? Or are you just faxing a document over and be like, you want to go? Paul Bissonnette. You want one? Yeah. Yeah.

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do it in a boxing ring i want to do it in an mma ring i want the punches to hurt yeah yeah yeah there you go light gloves arm bar them yeah because i want to i want to just pin down a couple details because i've done a lot of reading about this and i've been i i'm i'm so happy that you're okay and i think it's it's a uh it's ended up being one of these stories where paul bisnett becomes a legend you're like paul bunyan you can tell me anything about paul bisnett it's like okay you guys would have done the same thing no no no no

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Well, so that was one of the details I wanted to clear up here. So Houston's, this place, it's a family restaurant. Yes. And how many times a week do you eat there?

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Yeah, at the height of it, yeah. Okay, so do you get the same thing every time you go? I switch it up a little bit. Okay, because I've heard that their salad is outstanding. Traditional salad, yeah.

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It's a family restaurant. It is a family restaurant. You confirmed that. Yeah, but there's 39 locations.

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Okay, and then in the fight, I saw the video several times. I'm pretty upset. I know that you're upset about this. The part where you clocked the guy, you're behind the tree, so you don't get to see the full-on clock. Can you tell me just about that punch and how good it felt and seeing that guy get knocked out?

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Their offense is looking good, like actually good. Patrick Mahomes is throwing the ball in like under a second. They're getting the ball out of his hands. The offense looks alive. The running game looks pretty good.

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they're just yeah they're it's it's not even frustrating to me because like yeah i would ultimately like to see another team like a team that maybe hasn't won in a long time win a super bowl but at the same they're so good it's kind of like the steph curry effect where you're like it's still kind of entertaining to watch greatness at this level so congrats the chiefs i watched the chiefs aholic documentary today have you guys seen that yet no i haven't i need to

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In the after report, I think the guys wanted to fuck you for the most part. His body was just covered with awesome tattoos.

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So there was one moment where you're backing up through the parking lot, and it seems like there are three guys that are walking at you, but they're not running at you yet. You're just kind of keeping your head on a swivel, backpedaling, trying to get out of the situation, where it seems like you guys are exchanging words at that point. What do you say?

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Are you having a conversation at that point? Are you like, I'll fuck you up?

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I recommend it. We show up in there for about three seconds. It's Billy asking if he can go hunt down Chiefs of Holic when you skip bail and us saying, yes, please go, go hunt him down. Also, the hard factor guys are in there. Robbie Fox is in there for about a quarter of a second somehow. But yeah, good documentary. Chiefs of Holic's going to be very happy in his prison cell somewhere.

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They're just inevitable. They are. They're just really, really fucking good.

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Yeah, you're mowing them down one by one. What about Marchand? What about him? What bad stuff is going to happen? Because he boot fucked you in the face on TNT.

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And a pretty rested, healthy Travis Kelsey. And, oh yeah, their coach is literally Santa Claus. So good luck with that.

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I mean, the year isn't over, but right now you're the front runner. Yeah, don't. Don't mess anything up. You're minus 900 to be the citizen of the year.

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Listen, you should not pay for another meal there ever. Ever. We'll see.

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Also, your recap speech, I mean, you didn't plan on doing it this way, but it was, you have a way about speaking that's like, maybe it's part, you know, the Canadian part of you, where you're retelling this very scary event, but almost like in a whimsical way where you're like, yeah, three or four guys just boot fucked me in the parking lot outside the CVS.

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And it makes you want to laugh as you're recapping it, but it's like serious stuff. It was just, it's been a whirlwind of last month for you.

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Yeah, well, we're glad that you're not. But I do hope you get your nose fixed at some point. They fucked you up pretty bad there.

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Yeah, Biz's nose was perfect. You had a great nose before that fight. They need to fix that.

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I hope this doesn't become a Jussie Smollett in the next week where we found out that none of this actually happened. But right now, minus 900. They were hired actors.

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Yeah. I mean, I think, I think they can beat the Texans. But, I mean, the Texans are bad too. Texans aren't looking so good, but I think they can beat the Texans. They might just be right outside that Chiefs, Ravens, Bills kind of.

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Yeah. Kind of like Hank, it's a good week. Christmas. The joy is here. I'm in the Christmas spirit. Got to see some family and hang out. It's been a good week. So my only FireFest is, I guess, I went to a speakeasy. On Monday. You guys ever go to a speakeasy?

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9071.808

I agree. And I don't think that there should be speakeasies unless they're actually like illegal places where you can like smoke inside and like, it's against the law. That's what a speakeasy should be. There are way too many speakeasies in America right now. If you want to have a cool bar, you just call it a speakeasy. And you just go up to the door, you like knock on it.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

908.783

If they're not, it doesn't mean that they're a bad team. I think that they're a good team, actually. They're just not going to win it.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

9088.801

You just have to know the right door. And then you walk in and it's a bar. There's this one that's down in Texas that I just heard about where you go up to it and it looks like it's a flower shop that's closing. And you go in and there's a guy that's like cleaning off the counters. And then you go in and he lets you into the actual bar. So this guy up front is just like an actor.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

9106.755

playing somebody that that cleans up at night and then he's like okay here's the bar there's way too many speakeasies if you're going to have a speakeasy it should be illegal you should feel like you're getting away with something like you could you stand the chance of getting arrested and have or at least watching the entire place get shut down while you're in it there's way too many speakeasies out there they're just bars you're looking for an excuse to charge like

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

9130.902

$7 more for a beer and $10 more for a cocktail. But you're just a bar. You're not a speakeasy. It's stolen valor.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

9162.646

That's what a speakeasy should be. That counts as a speakeasy, but now the term just gets thrown around fast. It's not a speakeasy if I look at your wall and you have your health department grade on the wall. You're right. It pisses me off. I don't know. Maybe there's people out there that like the whole speakeasy trend. I'm not one of them.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

9216.474

Yeah. Dave and Buster's mega beer that you have to pour yourself. I didn't like it when Elon did that, the Tesla convention or whatever. And he had the robot bartender. I don't want a robot bartender. I want a bartender that's going to be like friendly with me and trick me into thinking that we're friends now. And then like, I'm going to have a good conversation with him.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

9236.068

I don't want to have to like wait patiently for a robot or a machine to pour my beer.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

9281.792

Have you had the conversation about like, did you try to turn them off tanking?

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

932.354

I think you kind of just let him hang around. Resign him? For how much? I think you wait to see if he comes to you and asks you for a contract.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

9322.659

So, Caleb had a dime. An absolute dot for a touchdown. What are you laughing at, Hank? I'm taking a video.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

9337.472

That touchdown pass that he threw, was it to Roman Dunzey in the first half?

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

9345.057

It's bullshit that the Bears aren't allowed to cheat. They should be allowed to cheat. One guy should be allowed to cheat on every play.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

946.598

Yeah. At the current price? Yeah, you just kind of wait them out. Maybe just do that. Maybe just, like, send them an email. Congratulations, your contract with the Pittsburgh Steelers has auto-renewed for the next 12 months. The same price of $1 million. Yeah, I don't think that you, like, pay him a shitload of money. But make him an insulting offer and see how insulted he is at it.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1040.678

Well, Max said something very interesting before we started taping, which was he just wants to fast forward and get to the end of the game when there's zeros on the clock. Oh. He doesn't even want to watch the game. Me personally, I wouldn't mind fast forwarding to maybe like 30 minutes before kickoff, see some of the pageantry, the flyover, everything.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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But Max just wants to be at the end of the game when it's all over. So I don't know if Max likes watching ball. Mm-hmm. For me, the thing about me is I can't wait for kickoff. You love ball. Yeah, kickoff, that's my time, baby. Max?

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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I mean, I hope that's how it works out. I think the Eagles are a really, really fucking good team.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Yeah, I'll give you the nod at running back. I'll give you the nod at left tackle, right tackle as well.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1145.281

Yeah, I'd say Terry McLaurin better than A.J. Brown at the moment. On defense, yeah, maybe. I mean... If you look at Lattimore, how he played last week, if you look at how Sanders still played last week, they both played excellent. Really good ball last week.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1186.993

Yeah, it's true. Congratulations for dunking on the dumbest people online.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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I'm just saying the way that he played last week and how he's been playing recently.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1289.13

I'll say confidently, with the exception of quarterback and punter, I think the Eagles have the better roster. Yes. I would probably agree with that across the board. Punter. You have the better kicker. No, we have the better punter. Tress Way is a fucking legend. And kicker. Yeah, Jake Elliott's a problem. That also makes sense.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1311.17

That wasn't a... He did. You were getting angry. I was giving... No, no. Max, I actually have a stat about Jake Elliott because this is kind of crazy. In the postseason... Jake Elliott is 22 for 22 on field goals. In the postseason, Jake Elliott is 25 for 30 on extra points. Jake Elliott is the most accurate kicker in NFL history in the postseason on field goals.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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He is the least accurate kicker in the NFL in history in the playoffs on extra points.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Isn't that crazy that he's the best of all time at field goals and the worst of all time at extra points in the playoffs?

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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It's sad because Hank really can't win. When he's going against Philly, you hate the guy's guts. When he finally does the Bloods and the Crips tying the handkerchief together, you're like, turn this guy's mic off. Don't let him talk.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1464.67

You want to know an interesting stat about Jalen Hurts? About his playoff record? So he's 4-3 in the playoffs all time. And when he throws for less than 155 yards, he's won all four games.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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And when he throws for over 155... They lose all those games.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1536.377

You shouldn't be listening to that song at all. That's an interesting song choice. Hostile environment possible for yourself.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1590.52

Yeah, it's good defense. When he's running with a football, hit him like a running back. I got no problem with that.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1626.44

Okay, because he hit Jared Goff. Correct. That one.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1636.608

I have not seen the Jake Ferguson one. Sorry that we play physical football. And you know what? People in Philly would never celebrate an opponent getting injured. That's a good point, PFT.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1646.676

Why was the first thing JFK get dome shot at? I was like, I don't think that was Frankie Louvu. But if that happened to Pat Mahomes, they'd suspend him from the league.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1679.006

That's ooze. Put some respect on Frankie Luvu's name.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1701.462

I hope it's close. Everybody's saying that the Commanders, this is the start. They'll expect to be back. I disagree with that. When you're in the NFC Championship game, you have to need to win. They should try to win it. I'm declaring this a must-win game. This is a must-win game for the Commanders. Max? It's been a great season, but you must win this game.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1727.022

Oh, we got a must-win off. Okay. Okay. So also one difference in this game from the other two games that we played this season, Jonathan Allen is back for the Commanders. And he makes a difference at defensive tackle. So I'm happy about that. I don't know that. I think the formula for this game is just don't let Saquon Barkley score a 70-yard touchdown. That's a really good formula.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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He's going to have some like 20, 30-yard runs. Just don't let him score on those runs. And, yeah, if you can force him into kicking 33-yard field goals, that would be great, too. Just simulate an extra point.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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But I'm on edge. I'm not as on edge as Max is. Max is just a basket case this week. He has been. Shocker. Yeah. Max, if you lose this game, maybe you'll get to... I'm not worried about it.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1782.094

I don't know. Yeah, he does. I don't hit them. I was going to tell Max, if you lose a conference championship, you might get to play Boise State in the first round. So that'd be nice.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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That's true. But what about this? No team has ever beaten Jaden Daniels twice in the same season. He's a rookie. No team. No team's done it. No team has done it. Think about that. Well, yeah, the other two teams in the division sucked. Well, also the Bucs.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1838.891

That is true, but Jaden was the first one. Well, Jaden played for half of it. Not well. Kind of. And then he was on the sidelines, first guy cheering. Did you guys see the report about Jaden Daniels' mom? Yeah, what did she say? She does not let him date. Oh. There's a lot of skirts running around, and she's like, nope, you're not getting close to my Jaden.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

1858.097

The big graphic that I saw just said it was a picture of Jaden Daniels. It said, no girls. Love that. No girls. Football only. He's married to the game, which I love. I'm so excited, Max. I really am excited to watch this game. I'm so excited as well. We're going to be streaming.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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He went helmet to helmet. He's getting thrown down, and then he comes in to make a tackle.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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We're to the north, too. What was the capital of the north? This is what we've been dealing with all week.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Got him good. You should have just called him Frankie Doo-Doo instead of going on this wild goose chase, and I'd be like, good point, Max.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Who would ever do that? I'm glad that Hank is so confident because we'll get to our interview with Fred Smoot, who basically just, you cannot lay a jinx on thicker than Fred Smoot laid on by how confident he was in the commanders. So I'm glad that Hank is here counterbalancing that. I appreciate that.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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What was the capital of the north? Wait a minute. State of Maryland is where they play, Max. Now, remind me again. What side was Maryland on in the Civil War?

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Yeah. I got a decent amount of hair on this chest, and we had talked about the Brazilian, but if you're doing Brazilian, then you have to actually go to a waxing person, take all your underwear off, and be like, hey, can you wax my ball? And then that's just weird. Yeah. And then also somebody filming that.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Yeah, that's a fact. Max, do you have keys to the game?

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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That's a good key to victory. I had want it more. I had dial something up. And no girls. That's pretty good. And also make another fucking sweet pregame hype video. When is that dropping? I'm working on it right now. I got my team on it. Shout out Quiggs. I got a guy too. Yeah, Quiggs is doing a great job.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Does that line have a name? No, we were... Mason-Dixon. No, there it is. We were in the north.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Maryland was in the North. Firmly in the North. Washington, D.C. was, in fact, the capital of the Union.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Because if Big Cat had taken the Eagles and Hank takes the Eagles, you take the Eagles, I was just going to abstain. So we had the graphic that was all Eagles.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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The only thing is too many people are saying Team of Destiny. Too many people are saying it.

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It hasn't happened yet. You've got to go out there and you've got to earn it, and this is going to be a very hard game, very, very hard environment against a great team. What's the weather?

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Oh, the glazing that we would put on Josh Allen after that.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2413.173

Win this week. Win this week. Everyone's got to win this week. I do have one numerology. We got into it for the Ravens. Yeah. There is some numerology for the Commanders.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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January 20... Or, excuse me. Yeah, January 26, 1992. Okay. Okay. The Redskins beat the Bills in the Super Bowl on that day. This game will be played on January 26, 2025. That was 33 years ago, same day. They beat the Bills in the Super Bowl. 33 years before that, January 26, 1959, Fidel Castro marries revolutionary Vilma Espin. Every 33 years, Akami gets a ring. And this is a ring game.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

2464.464

No, you get a ring. I love the numerology. Factor Fiction, you get a ring if you win this game.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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That's true. But that was only two examples. This is three. No, they had two. Oh, yeah. Fuck, you're right. Yeah, I fucked myself. Damn it.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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They were a Union state, though. They were a border state. They were a Union state. Border state.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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He's basically an expert. To Max's point, there were definitely some militias from Maryland that fought on the south.

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I still called the North in the Civil War this podcast.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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No, I don't want that either. Although, if it was 42-13, I would actually like that a lot if it was for the Commanders. Yeah.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Yep, we've seen this story before. I've kind of convinced myself that the Bills can do it, even though I know all the history. I know that you shouldn't doubt Mahomes in the playoffs. But that's the part of me that just wants to see the Bills in the Super Bowl. That's part of it. I think, in all honesty, if you're putting money on this game, I would probably bet on the Chiefs to win this game.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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That's how I feel, but I'm not going to bet the Chiefs. It feels like they will find a way to get it done, and Josh Allen is going to be standing there on the sidelines just with that same look in his face, 1,000-yard stare, This happened again. Oh, my God. I can't believe it happened again.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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I watched an interview with him where he said he decided that he was going to get back into coaching, get back into the NFL after he took a break off when he retired. So he was like a restaurant owner. And then one of his restaurants was right next to one of the stadiums, I think NRG Stadium. He would watch some of the games and be like, they're fucking everything up. This is really bad.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Yeah, I think that this is a situation where you let Josh be full Josh. Right. Turn him loose, and then we're going to see how many downfield laterals are we going to see between Josh Allen and Travis Kelsey?

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Maybe like four or five this game. That's a good question. I hope Josh does all the crazy shit, all the stuff where sometimes he saves himself in the regular season. I hope he's jumping over people. I hope he's doing pump fakes 25 yards downfield. I hope all that happens. I want a very fun game out of this.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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What sucks is that between me and Max, one of us is not going to be able to enjoy this game for how good of a game it probably is going to be. Correct. But yeah, I mean, if Josh can have... one of his better top five of the year performances, I think the Bills have a very, very good chance of winning this game.

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And it sucks because they've had some playoff losses that have not been on Josh Allen, but that's how we're going to look at this. After this game's over, we're either going to look at Josh as the conquering hero and what a great story for him, or we're going to look at him as just the guy that can't get it done.

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And it sucks. It's not fair. But as a member of the media, that's what we're duty-bound to do.

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And his wife was like, stop yelling at the TV. Go coach. You can coach. Love that. And then he said when he joined a coaching staff, he didn't want to be promoted to being, like, defensive backs coach or, like –

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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He's Superman. For the ref group, Cleet Blakeman, let the boys play. Let the boys play. Let them play. Josh and Pat, they like to flop. They're going to try to bait you. Please let the boys play for America because if you throw a flag, you're probably getting the flag wrong.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Yeah. One crazy thing to keep in mind for the AFC. This is how dominant Mahomes and Brady and Peyton Manning and Ben Roethlisberger have been. Only seven quarterbacks have started at quarterback for the AFC since 2001 in the Super Bowl. Only seven guys. And in the NFC, in that same time span, there have only been two repeat quarterbacks. It's crazy. So I think that's 22 quarterbacks versus seven.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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It's funny because, Hank, you're fighting a three-front war against the Chiefs as a Patriots fan. You're fighting the Andy Reid Belichick. You're fighting the Tom Brady, Patrick Mahomes, and you're fighting the Kelsey Gronk battle. Kelsey Gronk. Which one would you say that you're winning in right now?

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defensive line coach or anything like that in house he's like start me at the bottom send me out on the road have me be a scout because i want to learn every step of the process and so he worked his way up seems like a great dude his players love him memes i i'm happy for you yeah your first choice i'm happy for me too uh good

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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I got to find the stat. Let me find the stat. Yeah, that's right. It's snowing in New Orleans. That means that winter is coming.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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I'm kind of the same way, Max. When I was prepping for this show, I was like, I need to focus. This is the biggest game of my life. Okay, here it is.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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Yeah, but Hank, you know how it is. If you're a fan of a dynasty, it becomes you against the world, and now you're just defending the wall. Yeah. That's what you're doing. That's the only thing that you can do. You're laughing at people that are blaming the refs. You're laughing at everybody in the media that says something bad about you or something that's perceived to be bad about you.

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Yeah, so... Sorry, our bad. Breaking news. I guess they sent Liam Cohn back. Liam Cohen also agreed to a deal in principle with the Bucs that would have made him the highest paid coordinator in the league. Oh, this is great. And then he left the Bucs.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

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We have a source off between Memes and Adam Schefter.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

3332.13

Yep. I feel like Mike McCarthy to the Saints. I do too. That feels better by the day.

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3403.007

Jalen Jalen Carter one plus no no not that just Philadelphia Eagles to win no AJ touchdown I mean yeah I did two of the four okay you're calling your shot keep that energy max what's the uh payout uh right now it's nine to one always subject to change okay Okay, I'm going back to Austin Eckler receiving yards. We had it last week, that bad hit. I like it even better this week.

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I think that they're going to use him a lot out of the backfield. 25-plus receiving yards. I've got commanders over 23.5 team points. And then I've got Olamide Zaccheaus, 25-plus receiving yards. People forgot about Zaccheaus because of the emergence of playoff Diame. We also have playoff Olamide. And this is also revenge game for him. The Eagles didn't want him. Okay. Birds didn't want him.

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3457.42

Yeah, who won that trade? Remember when we had that? That was at Camp Barstool.

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3477.191

That's good. That way you're kind of like leaving yourself a little treat.

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Championship Sunday, Fred Smoot, SB Champ Mitchell Schwartz, PFT vs Max and Fyre Fest

3483.538

Yeah, listen, I would love to watch the game with Rowan, but he scares me. I love him, but I would rather him not be in that room. Max?

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One thing I've loved watching about this team is that they're getting better. I don't know that we've seen their best yet, which is a crazy thing to think about. And certainly in the future, you would like to imagine that given the cap space and everything that we got going on, we're going to be able to improve the team as it keeps going.

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But that said, I don't like the people that are saying like, oh, the commanders will be a good team for the next 10 to 15 years. I've already heard that. I've heard people talking about that because we have a good quarterback. It's very, very hard to sustain excellence in the NFL today. So you've got to take this opportunity.

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So I think that the Lions are going to have to raid the Bucs. Oh. That's what they're looking to do. So just, yeah, fuck Stephen Che up.

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Don't take it for granted that we're going to be back next year, the year after. We're here right now. It's the Bengals. Yeah, yeah. So you can say window is open. That's fine. But also recognize it's very hard to get to this point, and not every team that gets here is guaranteed to get back. But what I've seen, especially from this defense – is the defense gets better almost on a weekly basis.

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It's gotten better consistently throughout the year. And what we saw last week with Joe Witt going up against Ben Johnson and Jared Goff and the Lions offense, I was really impressed with. So the Eagles, different animal. Taking them on is going to be a different game plan from the Lions. What do you expect our defense to do to try to slow down?

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Because you can't stop them, but just try to slow down Saquon Barkley.

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Yeah. Yeah, he is keeping me up at night. Like, literally, last night I was up until like 2 a.m. watching film of Saquon Barkley just being scared of him.

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Yeah, I was just going to say, I think the key to limiting Saquon is to make sure that when he does break one out, because he's going to break a few off. Yeah, he is. Just don't let him score. If you give up 30 yards to him, have your safety make a big tackle. Have your cornerbacks ready to hit. Because there's always going to be gaps that that offensive line is going to create.

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I'm looking at Frankie Louvu this weekend. I think it's a big weekend for Frankie Louvu because he's violent as fuck. And if you want to stop the Eagles offensive line from opening up big holes, especially when they get moving side to side, you just knock the fuck out of their guard. You knock somebody back a little bit, disrupt the timing of the offense.

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And I think that Frankie Louvu is the kind of psycho that is going to be ready to do that.

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I do like how Ben Johnson's picking a fight with the rest of the division, too. Saying stuff about Matt LaFleur, Kevin O'Connell. I'd say that's the best coach division in football.

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That hasn't been mentioned once. Well, he wasn't talking about doing anything against the offense. He was talking about five touchdowns.

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Because you could say something, you could make a great point against him, and then he's going to come back and make a louder point that rhymes. Yeah. And then you're like, fuck.

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Fred, I think... I love the vibes. I'm a little bit – I'm backing off saying team of destiny just yet because I'm also – I respect the Philadelphia Eagles.

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I'm with you. I'm with that. I love the mentality. I just don't think saying team of destiny is a good – because you've got to – You got to go out there and you got to earn it. If you go into it thinking team of destiny, then it's like, oh, we're going to win because we're a team of destiny.

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You compare it to 2022 when the tush push was unstoppable. The commander's fourth down has been better than the tush push.

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Yeah, if we're lucky enough to make it to the Super Bowl, I think me and you should host a love boat party on Lake Pontchartrain.

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Get some ladies. Get some liquor out there. We'll have a good time. Nobody will tell us for pissing.

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All right. I'm going to look at boats if we win this game. I'm not going to look at boats until after the final whistle on Sunday.

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Yeah. I mean, better late than never, I guess. But it just goes to show you that Trent Balke, he had a lot of power in that organization, just being the person that was informing Shad Khan of what was happening at all times.

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in philadelphia and i cannot wait to go to king street and get me a philly cheesesteak on my way back home to the dmv i love it from your lips to god's ears fred yes yes please please we need it we need it well this is a good fair and balanced preview of commander's eagles we just we just came we just invited fred on to just fucking bash max over the head

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Oh, man. I love it, Fred. I hope you're right. I hope you're right. I love the confidence. I wish I could be as confident as you. I'm nervous.

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No, I respect the hell out of their defense. And Jalen Carter is a guy that will wreck a game, and you can't really stop him for the full 60 minutes. And then Saquon Barkley might be the best offensive player in the NFL. There's a lot to be... concerned about.

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Because you can spin it whatever way you want. If you go out there and you lose to the Texans and some guy that you brought in plays really poorly, then you can go to your owner and be like, yeah, misused our timeouts and cost us the game. You are the news. You're the only source of information in a lot of cases for some of the owners. So he was just doing whatever he could to scrape by.

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I respect Big Dom, so he scares me too. But I love it. I'm confident. I think we've got a real chance at winning. And if we play our game and if we operate fast and no huddle, tire the defense out, I could see it happening. I hope you're right. I hope you're right. Why not us? That's all I'm going to tell you.

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Then they got rid of – he's also obsessed with arm length. This guy is like – he's obsessed with drafting injured players. I think guys with short arms. Yeah. So, Trent Balke, better late than never. But I guess you learn if you're the Jaguars. Okay, well, going through this decision, everyone's turning us down because of him. Maybe he's the problem.

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Yeah, I think it would be during the game, like in WWE when they, like, whisper something into each other's ears. The ref's going to be like, I'm going to call hands to the face, act like he hit you in the face. Yeah. And then you just go out there and do that. You did a great job. You're a great actor.

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Right, and I'll give you a little bit of ammunition that you can use, and Chiefs fans can use this too this weekend. So the referee assignments for this weekend. Cleet Blakeman is the head ref. The Kansas City Chiefs are 9-7 with Cleet Blakeman as the ref since Patrick Mahomes was the starter for the Chiefs.

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That sounds like, you know, not a bad record, 9-7, until you realize that the Chiefs in that same time period are 90-26. So, like, if you just look at that, Cleet Blakeman is the most effective person in the NFL at stopping Patrick Mahomes at 9-7.

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It's people who are blowing off steam, and they're angry because the Chiefs are really good, and there's a lot of fan bases that have been personally affected by the Chiefs that don't want the Chiefs to win anymore. So sometimes it's easier to just complain, just bitch and moan about it. It's the American way.

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It's looking like that right now, yeah. He got his second interview today. Okay. And I just want Deion. I just want Deion. I think that would be so fun to have Deion as the coach of the Cowboys. But I'm tracking Jerry Jones' flights right now. I'm reporting at 4.19 Central Time. Jerry Jones' helicopter took off from the practice facility. Flew out to AT&T Stadium. Oh.

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Did a full circle, one full circle, and then flew back. Oh. That feels like a closing move, doesn't it? Yeah. Like the guys verbally agreed to it, and Jerry's like, let me go show you where we play ball.

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There's another guy that always shows up in big moments, and that's Chris Jones. It seems like every big third down, he's making a play. I'm curious to know from your perspective as an offensive lineman, and you can get as detailed and nitty-gritty as you want, what is it about Chris Jones that makes him such a pain in the ass for offensive linemen to deal with?

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Yeah, see that hole? That's where his son poked in.

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You always see the offensive lineman doing that sad little turn after their hands get hit to the side and he's by you, and you know that he's by you. They do the sad turn where they take one step like they're going to try to catch him and block him again, but he's halfway to the quarterback and they just have to, I guess, run a couple steps so they can help their guy up after he gets sacked.

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The other sad thing is when they call illegal man downfield on an RPO. And like, what are you supposed to do as an offensive lineman in that situation? Is that your fault? Like, do the coaches end up chewing you out because you got the flag afterwards?

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Yeah, and also, congratulations, Hank. You got your offensive coordinator. Oh, yeah, Josh McDaniels. Putting the band back together. Pumped.

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Yeah, they're able to run the ball really effectively against Baltimore, too. Your rushing defense might be a different story. Spagnuolo, he always seems to have something planned. He's always thinking a couple steps ahead. I heard somebody talk about this a couple months ago, and it made me wonder that Spag should be a Hall of Famer. As a coordinator.

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I don't think there are any coordinators in the Hall of Fame. Are there no offensive coordinators, no defensive coordinators? Obviously guys that have gone on to be head coaches later. But I feel like if Spag, if you get three in a row and this defense plays well again, I think Spag should probably be considered for the Hall of Fame at that point.

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And on the other side, tell me about what a great job Matt Nagy has done this year.

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Yeah, if you're Mark Andrews, are you happy? Are you like, this is good. Thank you, guys. I think you have to say thank you, but you're also pretty bummed out that they are donating all this money.

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Yeah, it's been really interesting to watch them develop. They just overcome everything. That's the thing about the Chiefs is as long as they have Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, Travis Kelsey, it feels like they'll figure the rest out, and it's going to be a different solution every single year, but they'll end up getting there.

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And from the weather perspective, it's not going to be like it was last year where you had the Dolphins coming into town and it was like 6 degrees. It's going to be like 34, maybe down into the upper 20s by the end of the game. Offensive linemen, sleeves or no sleeves?

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That's a great trick. I would say the colder it gets, the less you should wear sleeves. I would actually be okay with the live and wearing sleeves if it was like 30 to 45 degrees outside. You wear sleeves then, yeah, who cares? But if it's like 20 degrees, no, sleeves off. Yeah. Got to show those guns.

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I think it's going to be good for the rivalry. I think it's going to be great for Chicago versus Detroit. Like you're going to get some of that. And then I think a fair thing to say if you're a Lions fan would be like, well, yeah, you're also taking three of our coaches with you. So I think it's Antoine Randall-El, their O-line coach, and there's somebody else.

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No, the O-line coach is not coming to Chicago. Oh, he's not? No. It's not Farley?

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Okay. Yeah. So you're bringing a couple guys. So then the fan starts thinking, oh, were you having these conversations all week, like looking at Zillow together and circling neighborhoods and being like, oh, is this where we're going? So you create like a whole fan fiction in your head. Yeah. But again, I think that this is good for the rivalry in the NFC North.

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I think that's awesome that there's going to be genuine animosity between those fan bases.

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I thought they were friends. I thought that was like, can't wait to take on Matt.

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Yeah. Well, thank you for joining us. We appreciate it, Mitch. You're very smart.

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So he tweeted at Marcellus Wiley. Hey, Marcellus Wiley, you forgot to tell all your followers about our interaction at catch for the Super Bowl. Like I said, we were not alone in Vegas. You just couldn't let me be when I ignored you. So now I'm not ignoring you anymore. Let's have this conversation man to man. And then he did a screenshot from a text message that he was having with somebody.

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So when you went from Cleveland to Kansas City, were you a free agent at the time?

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Yeah. Was there a moment where it was between like Kansas City and some other team and you look back on then you're like, thank God I chose the Chiefs.

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It's been cropped, so you can't see who it was. Somebody says, Marcel is chirping again. He always is. I'm just finally tired of it. And he's acting like Vegas didn't happen because he's a bitch. Oh, shit. And then the other person says, lol. I remember the interaction vividly. Lol. Oh, I know you do. You actually made it funny. Then the other guy says, lol. Lol. So there's actually no context.

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But, yes. Which, I mean, if we're going to have one taken down, having it be Stavi with a revolver, I think, is a pretty good reason.

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He was just existing. You're just breathing like you normally breathe.

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No, but with Hank's looking at them, he's waiting for them to apologize for not taking Hank's breathing out. So now we have a stare down going on between Hank and the booth.

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What happened in Vegas? But it sounds hilarious. Hilarious. It sounds like this guy's actually hysterical with laughter right now. I don't really know what's going on here, but now I want to know what happened at catch because it sounds like Ryan Clark ignored Marcellus Wiley at catch. And then Marcellus Wiley got up in his feelings because Ryan Clark was ignoring him. Got it.

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Pugs do have very labored breathing processes. Yeah, that's true.

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Yeah, I know. It does all go back to the dunk. So wait, didn't you suggest putting the nine darter in there? No, that was fucking dumbass.

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I mean, Big Cat knew exactly who he was talking about. Tomas over there. He wasn't talking about memes. Tomas.

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All right. Let's just reset. Hank, you've done some work in the last 24 hours. You're going to be here for a long time. But you've also, it sounds like, made peace with the fact that you're just going to have to do it.

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Have you thought about getting a blowgun and shooting darts?

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When Stavi holds a gun, you think it's going to be used.

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It's funny to also think that the marathon would have been the much easier choice.

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It'll be good content, though. I'll stop by for a little. I'll stop by, yeah. You'll have buddies. Yeah.

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Okay. And I will be staying at the office. PFT? My Firefest of the Week happened last night. I accidentally went live on the part of my take Twitch for about a half hour by mistake. Okay. So I was trying to record myself flying from Washington, D.C., from Dulles Airport in Northern Virginia.

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uh up to washington or up to philadelphia to do a flyby for the eagles commanders game at lincoln financial field i downloaded microsoft flight simulator i i hopped in my f18 i buzzed the tower of the commander's facility flew all the way up which is by the way a pretty boring game to play i think you just like you get up to altitude and then you just kind of cruise there for a while yeah

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Yeah, combat simulators. When he's dogfighting? Yeah, when you're dogfighting. That's when it rocks. But this is just you fly up in the air, and the object is to not inflict violence on people. So I'm flying up to Philadelphia. I think I'm recording it on OBS on my computer, which is the program that we use to stream on Twitch.

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And instead of clicking the button that says start recording, I accidentally clicked the button that says start streaming. And I had no sound, no volume for real. So I was in turn kind of fucking with the chat because they were all like, no sound, no sound. But I didn't know I was streaming. I do this for about 25 minutes, and then I quit because I crashed twice.

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And then I go back to OBS, and I'm like, oh, shit. It says stop streaming, not stop recording. So I click stop recording, and I immediately call Hank. I'm like, hey, Hank, my bad. Can you delete this from our Twitch account? But before Hank did that, I went back and I watched it, and I just saw all the comments coming in that were just like, no sound, but for real. Like, honestly, no sound.

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So they didn't know if I was fucking with them or what was going on. But yeah, it was just a complete mistake that I made by clicking that button, which is right next to the start recording button. But I think it was a pretty electric stream. I did an inverted flyby through Lincoln Financial Field, like about 20 feet above the bleachers. But you crashed?

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I crashed not into Lincoln Financial Field, which credit to me, I thought I was just playing on my own. I could have just steered that motherfucker right into the stands and then I would have been caught in 4K. But no, I crashed like maybe two seconds after I got right past Lincoln Financial Field. So the lot. How many Eagles fans did you kill?

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You could say that, or you could say, I was wrong about Josh. Yeah. And that's okay, too. Yeah. I think what he's opting to do is just wait until he's right again about Josh.

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It was people that live within a quarter mile of the stadium, so I think probably seven or eight. Probably my brother. Yeah, I killed Max's brother on stream last night. But yeah, I just didn't know what was going on when I was like, oh, shit, have I been streaming this entire time? So my bad if you tuned into the part of my take Twitch last night and get a push notification.

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Yeah, I'm Shannon Sharp. Except when Shannon Sharp's thing goes off, he's not doing a flight simulator at 9 p.m. on a weekday night. Your life is cool too. Yeah, it is. But it was fun. It was fun being able to do like a super low altitude. Dude, Microsoft Flight Simulator, not that fun of a game in terms of actually flying everywhere, but they've got like a real 3D representation of the earth.

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Yeah. So they had everything. You could see like the, I could see Xfinity Live almost drove into that. So Max, you know that even when I think no one's watching, I'm not crashing planes into your stadium.

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Oh, I did two successful flyovers, and then I crashed. So two out of three.

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And then he'll be like, see, I was right about Josh.

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Oh, yeah. I never crash on stream when I'm flying in the simulator.

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Yeah. At least I didn't get shot down. That's true. That would have been way worse.

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They have these plants now that have these basins at the top that are like the thing that you leave for your cat when you go out of town, where it meters it out. You fill up the top basin, and then it just slowly releases. Yeah, they're awesome. The plants never die.

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Yeah, but if you were to pick one thing in your house to forget to give water to, I think the plants are probably the one that you'd circle. I also forgot about the Stella medicine. The Stella medicine. But the water.

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I kind of like Ryan Clark. Maybe it's because he used to be on the Redskins. But I think sometimes he's okay. Sometimes when he gets on TV, he delivers these sermons while he's dressed up like Austin Powers. Then I'm like, okay, I can tune this guy out right now. So I don't know. I thought that he's always been wrong about Josh, and it seems personal. That's the thing is it does seem personal.

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It is true, because if it was for one meal, then all the fans would be like... He should get more minutes.

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It was too formal. We have a real problem with Jack on the text thread because... It happened one time before, and ever since then, every single time he hits us up with a favor, I think it's Jack McCarthy. Yeah. I do every time. And I want to do your favors. I don't want to do Jack McCarthy's favors. That's probably on my end. I need to change your name to, like, Jack Good. Yeah. The Good One.

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And the race stuff always happens in boxing. That's when it's very normal for everybody. If there's a white fighter and a black fighter or a Mexican fighter against a Canadian fighter, then you just squad up. And you let it all happen in between the bells. And then afterwards, you're like, okay, back to normal. But in football, some people don't do that.

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It was a decent look, but it just... You have one shot. The play took so long to develop that you didn't give yourself an opportunity to get a rebound. You didn't give yourself an opportunity for them to get a rebound and foul. Right. Yeah. It's just the game ended. Yeah, try to get that off. You actually...

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1046.598

It could have been even worse, I think, because you could have let Dusty May get enough time where he could then foul when you're on the floor and take away your opportunity to shoot a three.

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1245.237

You have to have several conversations. Nitro, you're going to be under a microscope because your name is Nitro and also you play football for me.

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I do think you can point at Kirby Smart and be like, dude, you need to do a better job of making the local police in your pocket, like Urban Meyer did in Jacksonville.

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When you're Kirby smart, you see Nitro pull up to the facility day one, probably in like a Dodge Hellcat. You have to be like, hey, Nitro, you're not driving. I'm sorry. You're just not. Yeah.

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1430.513

Yeah, I was wondering how they were able to, because they said that they were going to keep, obviously, T. Higgins. They're keeping Jamar Chase. They said they were going to try to keep Trey Hendrickson, too, if they can. I had no idea how any of that was going to work out. This is a fake contract. Well, he's getting a lot of money this year over what would have been the franchise tag.

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1474.923

Except he didn't do the tortilla soup because he told us on PMT that the soup was too spicy for some of the old timers that were there, and it made their tum tums hurt.

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1538.753

Oh, yeah. All I'll say is they have so many arrests at college. They make their way to the NFL. They play for the Eagles. They don't get in trouble because they got Big Dom. Big Dom. Making sure everyone stays high and tight.

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1664.5

I'm going to put on the old Apple Watch tomorrow, see how many steps I take. There you go. I'm guessing it's maybe double figures, maybe like 70 steps.

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I need four games going at the same exact time. There was a moment, though, when I think the first time there were three games on at once, it just blew my mind.

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1725.701

Yeah, my guess is they have some sort of a live feed plugged directly into the scores table. So like when the scoreboard at the arena changes, that gets fed into the other TV channel.

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26.318

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268.42

Clemson couldn't make a shot in the first half. It was ugly. Towards the end, they started to pour it in. It all came in kind of all of a sudden. So the two points looks a lot closer than it was. But yeah, Will Wade, Clemson alum, beating his alma mater, then going to NC State.

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The other thing I wanted to get to real quick was kind of a revisiting of our wing date that we had last year with Mark Titus. So Mark, he ate chicken wings because he's proven he's one of the boys, right? Like, Mark can hang.

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299.145

Yeah, I heard some people that were upset about it. I think Will Wade probably told his students last year, Like, hey, I'm going to come back for another year. I probably had some offers. I'm going to come back. I'm going to be talking to other schools. You guys want to transfer at the end of this year too, probably, if all goes well.

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3110.257

I was surprised that Rosillo was the maniac this Super Bowl week. I felt like every time I ran into you, Rosillo was coming in at like 2 a.m., closing the shop down, telling stories about getting into a fight with Warren Sapp, just like holding court in front of the entire house. Rosillo's got a second wind in life. Yeah.

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If you win games in the tournament, you'll get to transfer to a better school, maybe get some NIL money. So I think Will Wade, in a stunning twist –

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323.272

everything that he was doing that was illegal back then is legal now yeah and he's just being open and honest about it and telling the kids like hey i'm not gonna lie to you i'm gonna leave you're probably gonna go look for some money too let's win some games not only that but with the new transfer portal rules he's gonna take a bunch of these guys with him yeah so it's like hey i'm gonna be open with you guys with me i'd rather will wade

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3254.258

Steve, real quick, though, before we get into the bracket, you gave Max some shit for the crown. How are you feeling about our Cardinal in the NIT? I picked you guys to win it all.

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3480.389

So the 12-5 game, Colorado State-Memphis. I feel like everybody's picking Colorado State. They are the favorite in this game. It's like this one and then the Michigan-San Diego game. People are going back and forth between those over the most likely 12-5 upset. I feel like this one, we've talked about Memphis, that the fact that they got a five seed is very puzzling. It's really strange.

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And Colorado State is probably the hottest team So I like Colorado State, but now I'm double-guessing myself and I'm like, oh, I've heard so many other people say Colorado State, where now they're becoming a trendy pick to make, so maybe I should go Memphis.

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374.669

Yeah, I'm totally cool with that. And I'm also sure that Will Wade told the administration, I am going to be listening to phone calls if they come.

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I wouldn't it was going in no matter what Steve I got a question for you about that so you're saying like we'll see one day of balls on Thursday and then on Friday we can adjust our bets based on what we saw Thursday historically do you know how that works out like if there's a trend on Thursday where the under is hitting at 70% clip does that hold over through Friday or do the bookmakers adjust overnight for that

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4022.884

Big game for conference pride would be UNC Ole Miss. I feel like that swings a lot of emotion. If you're an ACC guy, you're definitely rooting for UNC to say, even in a down year, we can still beat the fuck out of you guys. UNC, do we owe Bubba Cunningham an apology? Did Bubba Cunningham get it right?

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4139.199

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And they look good. Yeah. Arkansas looked real good. They were getting boards. They were creating a lot of turnovers. So many turnovers for Kansas. It was crazy. Like Kansas felt like they were going to come start knocking at the door, and then they just couldn't get the ball down the court. Yeah. It was very strange. And I think that Arkansas, the way that they're built, we can talk about St.

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448.597

John's, but not only are we going to get Cal Patino like America wanted in the second round, but I think that those two schools can give each other a really good game.

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4550.349

Go ahead. Liberty, Oregon over. Just strictly because it's the lowest, and it's also the last game, and I feel like crazy shit happens in those nighttime matches.

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4654.484

Okay. All right, so who are the other teams that you have overall across the bracket that can win it all? Be careful because one of these might have already been eliminated.

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Steve, what's your plan in terms of your bet management strategy for what you're looking at like i'm talking about like do you have a pen and a paper do you have a physical piece of paper in front of you while you're watching the games do you have written down on like a whiteboard or do you just rely on the app this this is already written this has been a couple day tally of things we like um

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5406.087

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544.82

Yeah. Yeah, he is done. I think so. I don't think that there's any sort of exploitable rule that they can do to bring him back. I don't know that they'd want him back. I think they're ready to move on from the Hunter Dickinson experiment.

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Kansas also, they became the second AP preseason number one to lose in the first round of the NCAA tournament. You know who the other one was. Who? Also Kansas in 2005 to Bucknell.

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5642.87

Have been sold. Ooh. Oh. Bill Chisholm, the managing partner at Symphony Technology Group. Oh, Billy. Billy Chizzy has agreed to purchase the Celtics from the Grousbeck family for a valuation of $6.1 billion. What does he do?

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5748.26

Then they sell it. So this guy is going to be acquiring the Celtics. So put that in basketball terms for me. He's going to make Peyton Pritchard play 500 minutes a week and then fire him in two years.

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5762.49

Bill Chisholm. So it's now the largest sale for a sports franchise in North America. The Commanders were sold for $6.05 billion. The Celtics were sold for $6.1 billion. William Chisholm.

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5808.59

I'm sure that's what it is. I mean, I'm sure the private equity managing partner doesn't care about making money. There's a passion for him.

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5928.174

excited you know what this is this is like a relationship breaker this severance coming out right now because a lot of guys are gonna watch it either late night tonight or early tomorrow morning so they don't watch it on thursday night friday night saturday sunday and then their girlfriends and wives are gonna be like what the fuck you just watched the finale of severance without me well they're idiots because they just have to like i told my wife i was like just watch it without me i'll figure out when i'm gonna watch it

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599.752

It was just the guards for UCLA were so much bigger than the guards from Utah State. It looked like a high school team playing against them.

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6137.679

I think that young girl that had the adult's brain inside her. Miss Huang? Huang. Wait, she has an adult's brain inside of her? Yeah, clearly. Huang. She was the manager? I think she might be Mark's kid. What do you think about that? I don't know if the time And they were doing the fertility treatments Yeah she was like Yeah 10 though Yeah The timing doesn't match up You don't think so?

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6166.462

It was right when they graduated from college No What? Right? That was like a flash forward sequence They were college professors Yeah but I thought that it was I thought the timeline would match up No they were college professors Not in college She died like two years ago Yeah Miss Wong is like 10. Okay, never mind. That doesn't add up.

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6271.251

What if Michael Scott just came out and he was Kira at the end and it was just a big episode of The Office? That would be sick. Yeah.

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6318.829

We're like, what was this? But in Severance, I think it might be. That's the difference. A lot of shows, you read too much into it. I think that Severance has all that shit in there on purpose. My personal take, that's not... But it's not all of it. Probably not. Yeah, there's probably some crackpot ones.

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633.496

Yeah, right off the bat, when they missed three-pointers, they really missed three-pointers. And I think they ended up shooting like a respectable percentage. I think it was probably in the mid-30s. So at the end of the day, you look at what they shot from three, and you're like, okay, that's a pretty good day shooting. But when they miss, they airball three-pointers.

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6450.095

My Fyre Fest is that earlier this week, I was coming home late, and the lock on my front door, I lost the key to it a long time ago. So I've just been going in through the garage. No big deal. But I've got a lock on my back door through the garage to get into my house. Okay. And it's been blinking red when I enter the code to get in for the last, like, two months.

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I was like, okay, that's kind of weird. But it was still working. So I got there on, I think it was Sunday night after we recorded PMT. What? That's kind of weird. And I hit the code.

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So, so I entered the, I entered the code in and it blinks red, but it blinks like faster and red this time. And then it makes like, it makes a pathetic sound. Like it's trying to open the lock and it doesn't. And then I just sat there and I hit it again and it still didn't work. And I was like, fuck, this sucks. I think I'm locked out of my house right now.

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And so I keep entering it, keep entering it. And then after about, I'd say seven minutes, Probably not seven minutes. I'd say probably like two and a half minutes. It finally opens and I get in. I'm like, fuck, yeah, this is cool. So then I'm going home again. No thought to change the battery. No thought. No thought to change the battery.

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So then I go home again later this week and I'm trying to get in. Doesn't open. Same thing happens. It's like, OK, I'll just sit here for we'll give it two and a half, five minutes and I'll just keep entering the code until it opens because that's what happened on Sunday. And I keep doing it, keep doing it, keep doing it. And the door just never opens. Yeah.

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And so then I just go out and I fall asleep in my car in the garage and I just wait. And then I got up like an hour later, went back to it. Second time, it finally opened up and I got inside. At that point, I thought I'd look it up and I had to change the battery on it. So I'm able to get inside now, but I slept in my car for like an hour, I think on Tuesday night. No big deal.

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The thing I love about St. John's is that on defense – If a team is working the ball around, pump faking, getting guys to leave their feet, they pass it to the open guy. St. John's seems to have an unlimited amount of dudes on the floor running at the face. Yeah. Their rotation is so good on defense. They just keep cycling. There's always somebody running at your face.

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Yeah, the car wasn't on in the garage. It's all good. Good point, though, Hank. Don't run your car in the garage. Yeah. But yeah, I probably should have known that something was wrong with the door lock the first time when it started blinking red a few weeks ago. I was just excited to see you.

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yeah yeah oh that's cool yeah when you have a household appliance that starts blinking red like it's a bomb about to go off maybe that's cool maybe google it uh but now i feel like i'm i'm on like i i got a clear path in front because i got a brand new set of batteries in there would you be fine since it was electric if it was it says not to run it in the garage just in case it starts a fire got it so i i just wouldn't it wouldn't be the i think it's a general rule of thumb

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Am I in heaven? A guy who owns a Prius catches his wife cheating on him, and he just goes to the garage. He's like, I'm ending it all. He just stays in there for a day. But yeah, my garage is good now. But that's a good point. Even if you have a hybrid or an electric car, some of them produce some emissions, so don't do that. But I was good.

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Yeah. My daughter was like, get up, get up. Isn't that a good precedent to set, though, that dad always eats first? Yeah. Like, you have to wait till I eat. I just thought it was kind of bullshit.

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If you think you're about to take an open shot, you're not. And if you look at the offensive rebounds, I believe they lost the offensive rebounding battle. But they kicked the shit out of Omaha in second chance points. Yeah. And that's because Omaha, they would get an offensive rebound occasionally and then just get swatted into oblivion in the lane.

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They make that guy look like here. Yeah. And then the guy that was on the wall just walked past me in the hallway and I stopped and I go, you're that guy from the wall. And he looked at me. He was like, yeah, what can I help you with? I was like, I'm trying to register my license plate on my El Camino and no one's helping me. He's like, okay, I can help you with that.

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That is bullshit. But what's the guy's name? Alexi. Alexi Janulius. Janulius. Yeah. Good guy. He reached out later. Tried to make it better. He's like, I'm sorry. I can't do bitching. If you want his number, Max, I'll give you his number. You can complain to him.

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Yeah. You have other people with real licenses that could not be trouble. No, I think Pug was worried about getting pulled over. Max gets found with no ID, and then in Pug's mind, the cops raid the entire car.

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Alabama State, they played so much harder than Auburn. Yeah. They were beating them to loose balls. They were picking up every 50-50 thing. Auburn didn't look like they had a fire lit under their ass before the game. Maybe Bruce Pearl will be able to start it. And they ended up winning by a good amount.

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Pick out what happens if the game keeps going to overtime and going to overtime and going to overtime and it gets into Sunday. Can BYU play? 6-45.

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And we missed a fun fact. We missed a fun fact about BYU. No, Max missed a fun fact. Max missed a fun fact by BYU. Maxwell missed a fun fact. Because I heard that on the radio yesterday, and I was like, that's a big mistake on our part.

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This is maybe the coolest fact in the tournament. I looked up BYU fun facts. What was your BYU fun fact? Uh... Was it as fun as this one? No. No.

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Yeah. Low Man Award winner in the playoffs. I love that. Representation for all you youngsters at home.

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They're doing Saturday football so that they can get the teams that are playing on Christmas an extra day of rest. Correct.

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He just bounced back. He's not even on the injury report anymore. Which we kind of predicted. We said that he has the ability to just not be injured.

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They're tough to watch. Well, they haven't beaten a team that's over 500 yet. Yeah. So they're 0-2. To their credit, they haven't played a lot of teams that are over 500. Yeah. They've only played two. Yeah. But, yeah, they don't seem like the same Texans from last year.

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Yeah, it's probably fair to say, though, that he had an injury in the first half last week.

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Yeah, the Texans defense is making, I was about to say they're making threats. They're actually pointedly not making threats against Patrick Mahomes.

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you see what Tim Settle said yeah he said uh Mahomes better make a good decision I ain't making no threats I'm making promises promises man that was just him playing or not just saying he make a he better make a good decision yeah on whether or not he can play whether or not he's mobile enough to scramble Carson Wentz also said that he's preparing as if he were the starter please don't good yeah Carson I mean I get good job saying the right thing to the press I guess

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I got you. Prepare to be the starter. I would love to see Carson Wentz doing the walk into the stadium, the fashion walk, what he would wear if he were thinking that he was going to be the starter. Because I actually think it would be more boring than if he were the backup.

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Yeah, so the anxiety leading up to the game. If you told him he wouldn't sleep Friday, or I guess in this case, he wouldn't get sleep on Thursday or Friday night. Right. So by the time he rolls up to the stadium, he's all nervous and lacks sleep.

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Is it crazy to think that if you gave Carson Wentz a different jersey with a different name on the back, if you named him Peter... Overmire. Alfin Seika. Overmire. Peter Overmire. Yeah. If it said Overmire on the back of his uniform, I would actually be like, let's see what this guy can do.

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It was a big miss on our part when we were talking about the Colts' recent history of sad, old, broken-down quarterbacks. We left Carson Wentz off that list.

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They get the number one seat if they win and the Bills lose or tie. Or, yeah, they get the number one seat with a Bills loss or tie or a tie and a Bills loss.

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The Texans' offense has been just so boring this year that if this were the third year, if CJ Stroud had two great years to start his career and then this happened in the third year coming off two disappointing playoff losses, then I would put some stock into maybe they're saving something. Yeah. They're saving the wrinkles, the real stuff for the postseason. Yeah.

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But year two, it's like something is not the same. It just feels a little broken.

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Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. TJ, I have a theory about TJ Watt's injury. Okay. Do you think he was actually injured? I don't know. I think this could be an art of war situation. If you watch the replay of it, It was like non-contact kind of. He was pass rushing, but he didn't twist it. Nothing looked strange on it. They just started hopping. The game was already lost at that point.

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No, at the time, they know they have the Ravens next week. Sun Tzu, Art of War, make your enemy think that you were weak when you were strong.

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Let people start thinking during the week of practice, maybe TJ's not going to be playing this week. I don't hate it. Because I went back and I watched the injury a few times. I'm thinking maybe because, I mean, Mike Tomlin, when he talks, he sounds like he's the art of war. Yeah. Translated back and forth like three times from English to Chinese, English, Chinese, back to English.

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The Chargers come back, spurned on by the first free kick in, what, 46 years in the NFL? Two pivotal moments. Yeah, the free kick before halftime. Which is awesome. Rarely used free kick. Yep. If there's a penalty and there's zero seconds left on the clock, you can do an untimed down or you can just do a place kick.

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Yeah. I mean, let's just take the underdog. So 18 times these two teams have played in the last 35, and it's been decided by three points or less. It's crazy. So it's always going to be like that when it's Ravens and Steelers. This is also Lamar Jackson's first time playing in front of fans at home against the Steelers. Oh, wow. Isn't that crazy? Because he's been injured?

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Because you would think that they've seen each other a few times at this point. But yeah, he's been injured, had butt stuff, and then COVID. There were no fans.

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Maybe. I don't know. I feel like Josh Allen's been so good in big games, though.

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Yeah, I'd say the run that he had was a couple weeks ago against that zone defense, 50-yard touchdown run. That was a big one. Lamar, I mean, if he can beat the Steelers at home, because I looked it up last year, it was Tyler Huntley.

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And I don't know why more kickers don't take the 15-step run-up and try to boot it 75 yards like it's a kickoff. But it was the first one that's been made. I think the Chargers had the last one before this. In 79? 48 years ago is how long ago it was. So there was that. And then the other pivotal moment.

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I mean, that game got Tyler Huntley into the Pro Bowl. That was two years ago, I think, when he finished the season for Lamar. 2023, yeah. You're right, because it was January 1st, 2023.

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I think the narrative, though, of Lamar winning two years in a row could swing it to Josh.

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I think if you did a blind resume right now, can we do that? Max, can you pull up blind resume for Lamar and Josh? How would I do that? If you just showed us yards passing. Oh. You want me to, like, make a graphic? We can do... What? I think Lamar hasn't beaten almost all of them. Not rushing touchdowns. Not rushing touchdowns. I think a lot of the other ones.

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Yeah, that's actually not true. So if we did blind narratives during college football season, I think we also would have said the guy that has stats at wide receiver and cornerback. That would have been an easy blind resume.

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What do we think about Deontay Johnson with the Ravens? Him and the Ravens have mutually agreed to excuse him from playing.

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PFT, do you think he should be worried about the curse of Jim Kelly? I'm focused on the curse of Jim Kelly.

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Shout out real Dan Mitchell. Until the recent updates to that list, it's not great quarterbacks on that list. No, that's true. But recently, I'd say in the last seven years.

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Yeah. They never went back. Yeah, Max, I'll tell you this. I'm worried. I'm worried about the Eagles. I think you guys might stomp us.

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Yeah, that's what's crazy. It's been a crazy year. Things turned around in D.C., and it's so good that our kickers are fucking. Yeah. Zane Gonzalez and Greg Joseph. Both our kickers are having sex, which is crazy. Again, not together. We weren't having a baby together. Well, we don't know that. That's true. Love is love. Yeah, that's good vibes. Things tend to be positive after a win.

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You go back and you look at some good things that happened the first half last week. Hopefully our center's back because if we have that same offensive line that we had last week. Eight sacks. Yeah, Eagles are going to tee off.

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This is for a home game. Yeah. You don't want to come in the link. This is to make somebody come into Philly.

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Yeah. So, Max, I think that this is prime for a whomping for the following reasons. One, our offensive line did not look good at all last week against like a mediocre Saints defense. Two, it feels like every position on your team except for quarterback and maybe Terry McLaurin is better for the Eagles.

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Be careful. PFT is going to catch you. Gun to my head this year right now. Be careful. I'm saying right now. Terry McLaurin has 11 touchdowns. He's had a great year. Yeah, fantastic year. Terry McLaurin. Max, who's having the better year, A.J. Brown or Terry McLaurin? Who's the better football player? Who's the better person and teammate and friend?

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Aside from the quarterback position, I just want to put some respect on Terry's name because he should get respect. He's got like 1,000 yards in every season since he's been in the league, basically. And, yeah, he just doesn't get talked about enough. Terry McLaurin over Devontae Smith? Yeah, National Sports Podcast. Terry McLaurin deserves all the accolades.

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But besides the position of quarterback, I don't think we have a single advantage over you guys.

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All right, outside the position of quarterback, I don't think that we have anything that can... I'm trying to give you a compliment, Max.

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Outside the quarterback, I don't think that we have a position that is better on our side. Kicker? I don't think so. I don't know. Over 50 yards. Has your kicker made a 50-yarder this year? Yeah, several we've had.

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I think now the criticism of Justin Herbert is that people were angry to the phrasing and the narrative that he was a social media quarterback. Then there was backlash to that. And then when he didn't win, people then did the backlash to those people that did the backlash.

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I like that. So, Max, that's why I'm saying I think that you guys are in a position to womp.

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We retook Ralph John Maryland this season. Okay. Yeah. We also do clinch a playoff berth, Hank, if we win and either a Falcons loss or tie and a Rams loss or tie, or if we win and a Falcons loss or tie and a Seahawks loss or tie. There you go. That does involve the Falcons losing to the Giants, though. And you also beating the Eagles.

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He's got to win a playoff game. That's where we're at today. But right now, this is big. It was big for two teams tonight. The Chargers increased their odds of making the playoffs. Hank? They will make the playoffs if they can get wins, I believe, by the Colts. Or excuse me, the Colts have to lose this weekend. They have to lose to the Titans.

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No. Hank's a winner. Yeah, so Max, congratulations. I think you got this one in the bag this weekend.

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Okay. So a double? Well, a double perm. The problem with a perm bed is my hair is curly already. And so if I get a perm, it's like, oh, it just looks like he's wet.

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Deal. If I lose, I will... I almost said something that I shouldn't have said, and I'm glad that I didn't say it.

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Good job not saying it. If the commanders win, I'm going to throw Max's wheelchair into the dumpster.

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Against his former GOAT quarterback, the guy that got you in a college football playoff as a Husky, Hank.

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Also, just a round of applause for Kirk Cousins' agent. Agent of the year. That's tremendous. He's always getting the bag. I don't think that... We're going to see Kirk Cousins play another game. I don't think this is the end. For the Falcons? I don't think so. Probably not for the Falcons. Yeah. But he'll go somewhere else. I think he's definitely... He came back too soon from the Achilles.

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Yeah, I mean, they were saying with Kirk, hopefully we won't be so... We'll be so good that we won't be in a position to draft a quarterback that we really, really like in the future. So we might as well get it right now. It ended up working out for him. So I like Michael Penix. If you watch him, especially his last year at Washington...

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And then they need the Dolphins to lose to the 49ers this weekend. And they'd clinch. And they would clinch this weekend. And it was also big.

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He was just the most accurate quarterback that you've ever seen. Throwing outside the numbers, attacking the entire field. And he didn't take sacks, which is – that's going to be a big one for the Falcons. Yeah. So he got sacked I think like eight times or something over the course of the entire season last year. He had a great offensive line too, yeah. It was incredible. So, yeah.

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Fun fact about Michael Pennix, same high school recruiting class as Justin Fields.

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And Trey Lance is... Michael Penix is one day older than Trey Lance, I believe.

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So, yeah, that stat will get thrown out there a lot because I think he started college in, like, 2018.

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And give us a proper – Bijan's been good, yeah. But, like, you know what I'm saying?

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We all say we want more Bijan in the game plan. Need more Bijan. Now he's a lefty. So is that – maybe Kyle Pitts just needs a left-handed quarterback.

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I also love the story about him eating a Costco hot dog. Yeah. Michael Penix just gave it away.

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In the food court. He's got to eat it. He didn't eat it. Did he order the hot dog and then sit down and he had the hot dog?

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Literally. Yeah, he was in line. Yeah. But maybe that's good for Falcons quarterbacks to not have any dogs.

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Do they do the boom or doom for the hot dogs, or is it just the double chocolate chunk cookie?

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Okay, but not for the hot dogs. I'm sure they have. I think everything in Costco is up for grabs.

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I've never had a panic attack. I think that 25 might have been the year that I puked the most. No, mine was definitely like 20. Because at 25, I'm combining booze with also... Yeah, 18. That's when you start to get a little bit of acid reflux.

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Yeah, if you can puke and rally, that shows the ability to handle adversity. You don't know if Amin Ra can handle adversity. Is he a pussy? We don't know. Yeah.

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It did not spark joy. Yeah. So you got rid of it. Yeah, that's concerning to me. To me, it's more of a red flag.

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Yeah, I was just hoping for Jameis against the Bengals defense. I was looking forward to that. Now we can always say, like, imagine what would have happened if Jameis started this game.

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I get that Jameis gave you some headaches. I understand that. Jameis throws interceptions. That's what he does. He threw some pick sixes, but he fixed the pick six problem and only threw interceptions in the red zone after that. What else do you want him to do? Mm-hmm. But DTR is not the answer. He's not a quarterback. DTR, his only win was a 13-10 game against the Steelers last year.

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He's worse than Deshaun. Yeah, it's not going to be better. You're not going to watch it and be like, thank God we made that change. Right. We look like we're competent. James, he can get you up and down the field. He just might not finish the drives in the end zone. Correct. So do you want your guys to have stats? Do you care about your receivers having stats? Yeah. Yeah.

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Jerry Judy, if you want to improve your Madden rating, you're going to want Jameis throwing you the ball.

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I love that. I loved it. When I first heard it, I was like, good for him, but also who called the Titans soft? I don't think we've ever said the Titans were soft, did we? Yeah, I don't know who did. They're bad. Is that a discourse that's being had out there? Yeah, they're a bad football team. They're really bad. They're 2-11 against the spread. They're a bad football team. They're boring.

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We didn't say that they're boring. Yeah. But I don't think we ever said that they were soft. A bummer. He also said that teams know that they just played them when they get done with the games. Yeah, because they win. Yeah, well, they win. Yeah, they're like, oh, shit, we won. No, but he was saying it like they remember. They remember that that's the Titans we just played against.

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Because they left an impact. I would say that it's the opposite where you want teams to not be able to remember who you are because you just knocked the shit out of them.

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Yeah. Yeah. This game stinks, though. So in the NFL script, it's always that Mason Rudolph is going to get a start before Christmas, right? Like, legally, they had to do that just so that people can make jokes about it.

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Yeah, so my fix to that as a coach would be to tell my running back – all my players, if you score a touchdown at this point, I'll take the excessive celebration penalty.

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Do whatever you want in the end zone. I don't give a – act like it's a gun and then go around and execute every single player on the defense. Do whatever. I'll take the flag. Just don't – but you have to have the ball in your hand.

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It's crazy. And obviously Week 18 would be against the Steelers. That could be a tough game for them. I'm guessing the Steelers would still have something to play for, whether it's seeding or whatever. But yeah, and don't get me wrong. The Bengals don't have any easy wins, regardless.

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yeah I don't mind that if you drop the football in this zone maybe there's a landmine that only is activated with balls at the goal line yeah yeah you set up well because no if it was like an invisible fence then it would every time a player has a ball because they do this in training camp anyways every run that they have finish every run get to the end zone so you set like a 15 second timer of explosive inside the grenade and you have to cross the goal line with the ball for it to be deactivated yeah someone figure that out someone figure that out

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It's really good. Their shakes are great. It's milkshake season. I don't care. Some people say don't drink a milkshake if it's cold outside. I think it almost tastes better.

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They've proven that they can lose to anybody in heartbreaking fashion. But this schedule, it's not like the easiest schedule, but it does shake out about as good as you can hope for the Bengals right now.

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Okay, so what did we read? What did we learn today? Yeah, what have we learned?

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Do whatever you want, bro. I think that the problem is that Brick doesn't have enough power. Yeah. I feel like he's being limited. Like, one day he will own the Jets, the way that teams get passed down. I feel like brick, it's time to just unleash full brick.

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They got Brick Johnson, Ulbrich. DeBrickishaw Ferguson. I heard that Brick was actually named after DeBrickishaw.

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Mike White. Yeah, the Mike White story that he played, he had broken ribs, and then Woody was in the locker room, and Mike White threw his helmet, and Woody goes, you should throw your helmet. You fucking suck.

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Okay. Yeah. So memes. What about the parts in the article where the team confirmed that the stuff happened? The Broncos confirmed that it happened. No, no, no. The spokesperson for the Jets said that they use Madden as a reference point, but it's not determinative. Yeah. Confirming that that happened. I mean, it is a quick way to figure out if someone's good or not.

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What about the part in the article where they talked about Woody Johnson and the team spokesperson said, yeah, he apologized for saying that Mike White fucking sucks in the locker room.

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Yeah, and there was the part of the article where when he left to go overseas to be the ambassador to England, and his brother, who co-owns the team, but Woody's like, this is my gig. His brother took over and was just like, he was the chill guy meme behind the scenes. Just like, you guys do what you gotta do. Yeah, just do your thing.

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As an owner, I think I would buy a team, and then I would probably act a lot like Woody Johnson in the first...

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like two or three years and then I'd just be like you know what I'm too rich for this shit well he's only owned the Jets for like two or three years right Mr. Ambassador yeah he's owned it since what 24 years something like that yeah oh yeah 24 years since 2000 something like that yeah yeah something like that memes this is bad

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How are you going to find out if it's true? I'm curious to know how memes thinks the media works. So now that the stories come out, then there will be other reporters that go to the Jets and they're like, hey, can we confirm that that stuff is all true? And then that's the story you'll pay attention to.

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All right, so what's the next move? Because we're brick guys. Yeah, we're big time brick guys.

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Oh, it's like a 10-round fight. And it's both guys being like, we don't give a fuck what the media says, and doing videos that are very explicitly meant to generate more love from whichever branch of the media they're fawning for.

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Yeah. Well, your owner literally is the heir to Johnson & Johnson, the vaccine company.

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That might be when he did ayahuasca for the first time, so his brain is stuck in 2020.

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Okay. Yeah. That's not an answer. But memes. Yes. There was another part of the article that I noticed, and it kind of made sense for me a little bit. The Jets, they didn't hire any referees for training camp this year. Yeah. And that's a standard practice. And then now they're the third most penalized team.

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Is this a form of legal bribery that every team does, where they pay refs to come to their training camp? And then it's like, hey, you're on our payroll. We gave you money. Let's be nice. I'm not sure about the refs. But isn't that weird that teams can pay the refs directly? And then if you don't pay them, then the refs can be like, you didn't pay us this offseason.

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That is weird. The owner? Now, we should play both sides here and be a fair and impartial media presence. The spokesperson also said, Woody Johnson just seeks out and welcomes feedback and debate. We wouldn't have been named one of the best places to work in New Jersey if people thought that way. There's never been a complaint. So they're on one of those lists of best workplaces.

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Yeah. No, I think he's like, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind if they brought me in. Yeah, I would take Pete. There you go.

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based off of everything that happened this week no okay but west coast east coast yeah aaron rogers also ate no lifetime against the rams yeah it's cold as shit he's got a chip on his shoulder that's yeah the cold is a real thing it's going to be 24 at kickoff and the rams played four outdoor games under sean mcveigh where the temperature was 35 or lower and they're one in three

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So the only game they won was when they beat the Broncos and Todd Gurley had 208 yards rushing. So I feel like the Rams are going to run the football.

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Wouldn't that freak you out more if you were doing an ayahuasca trip and you had Netflix cameras in your face?

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You like what I did earlier with the Sean McVay stat of him being 1-3 in cold weather games? Yeah. It's the Jerry Goff stat. I just put it on Sean McVay.

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I don't know, dude. I'm trying to do the same thing. Yeah, the only way is to implicate them in some sort of financial crime against the other owners.

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Yeah, you can do... Well, no, because the federal probe's about sexual harassment. They didn't care about that. You have to make the other owners think this guy's costing you money.

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It's like, well, I know who wrote this. Yeah, the problem is when you have a dysfunctional organization, then you have a lot of people who are very willing to become sources for articles like this and tell everything that happened behind the scenes.

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Yeah. And I know that you think the Athletics have been obsessed with you guys' memes, but if... I know, I know. If... Diana Rossini wrote a tell-all article about the dysfunction, say, for the Patriots. at the end of the season, would you be like, okay, I believe that? Yeah, I'd be her number one fan. That's probably the only way that she can get memes back.

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Yeah, the real question. Did we learn our lesson last week about the Panthers?

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I think I'm going to bet on McBride to score a touchdown until he does. Yeah, so receiving touchdown. He's got a rushing touchdown, fumble recovery touchdown. Kyler Murray said that he was going to get him the ball in the end zone. I'm going to go down with that ship. I might double down on it every week responsibly for when it doesn't hit.

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They surprise you. You don't know what you're going to – if it's Sam Howell, listen, I love Sam Howell. I was in that haliband for a short period of time. But he did not look good.

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He did not look good. And I don't know. Geno is like – he is the epitome of just a completely schizophrenic quarterback one week to the next. So who knows? If he starts, I think I like the Seahawks to cover. But the Vikings are the real deal.

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Yeah, I think that it's very, very dangerous. Josh McDaniels, Awesome offensive coordinator. Awesome. Very, very good. But it's a little dicey now where the Raiders stopped. It seemed like there was some fucked up stuff going on there.

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Every different website has their own metrics that go into it. They don't match. One will say that the Bengals are at 14%. One will say they're at 13%. I apologize. The math. The math. They don't control their own destiny, but they basically do. Yeah. They basically do.

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It's a good situation that he's in. So you want a whomping. You are begging for a whomping right now.

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Yeah. Get your dominatrix in here. Love that. Get whipped. Love that for you. It might be a whipping.

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The Bills can do whatever they want. And they're wearing the Patriots jerseys, as you said, which is a weird choice. I don't love it for this game. It's going to be confusing when you watch it on TV. You'll be like, wait, okay, that's the Bills because they're scoring.

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They could set the record for the most 30-point games in a season. They're on 8-8 right now? No, I think they've got... I think they're 6 in a row. They've got 11. Yeah, so they're 6 in a row. And the Broncos have the record. The Broncos... Peyton Manning, Broncos? I believe it was, yeah. They had 13 30-point games in a season. So the Bills need to win out scoring 30 points in each game.

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No, we don't talk about it. We don't preview the Jags. Hank, can you tell me what happened with the Hawk Tua coin? Again?

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I don't think that she created the coin and wrote the code and then engineered the rug pull where she dumped all the coin. I feel like... But is there a rug pull without Hoctua? There's no rug pull without Hoctua. Right. Yeah.

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Let me ask you a question. Is there a part of you that thinks if you invested your money in the Hawk to a coin that you should have seen something exactly like this coming? And then maybe you should try to sue yourself for being a fucking moron.

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Because, I mean, if they win and then next week is the biggest game ever because it's between the two of them. Ever created. Ever created. And then week 18, anything can happen.

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That thins the herd. Yeah. I'm not saying that she was ethical. Yeah. But I'm saying, come on. And I say that as a talk to a fan. I'll admit that. Yeah. It's a good podcast. That would be funny if they were suing to get spit on.

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Yeah, I saw that. I read it as it's a fucking a man situation. Yeah. Did he say it's time for me to go coach or is he saying it's time for me to go coach? Because it was right after Mike Vick.

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Does he want to get cut? Does he want to get unlocked? Or does he want to go coach college football? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't know.

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I read today that the 49ers might be down to, what, would that be their fifth string running back? Mm-hmm. Because Garendo might not play? I think Garendo got hurt in practice.

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They should start. They got Banjo, right? He's on the night. He should start. And Kazooie? Banjo, that's a fifth string instrument. Oh.

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Yeah, definitely give us a little bit of Izzy. People forget that he ran a 4-4-1 second 40-yard time at his pit pro day.

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God, who? Unofficial. God, who? That's maybe the least inspiring tweet that I've ever read. He ran an unofficial 4-4-1 40.

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You are a crazy guy. You're a wild and crazy guy. I don't think the Cowboys would be crazy. And I like the Bucs. I just think that the Cowboys have been playing good. Yeah, they've been okay.

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So much like you guys, I have to reinvest my money. I put it immediately on the bills to win the Super Bowl and the NFC, the bucks to win the Super Bowl. Nice. At 30 to 1.

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And if it's a tie where we hit all our – it's the most touchdowns. So if there's multiple touchdowns for your guy. Yeah, tiebreaker.

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I'll take the Jets Rams over 46 and a half. I wanted that one, Hank. I will take the Giants Falcons under 42. I like that.

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Oh, no. Spin on that bag. She's still asleep. It's been 12 days. Lost all my money on Hawk tour coin. She might be asleep.

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Hawk tour. All right. All right. What's up? It's Vinny Testaverde. Vinny Testaverde. Vinny Testaverde. Vinny Testaverde. My stardom is the Pro Bowl. Oh. Guys are doing the skills challenges again. Hell yeah. And they're making guys punt.

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They're making guys punt and throw at the accuracy targets, basically trying to get back to what it was like in the late 90s, back when the Pro Bowl meant something.

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I'm sitting cave exploration because one of our Italian friends named Ottavia Piana had to be rescued by 150 people from the same cave in the Alps for the second time in two years. Whoops. Maybe just stay the fuck out of that cave. Yeah, don't go there. Stay out of the cave. Don't go there.

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My sleeper is Barry Sanders because I think you could step in for the 49ers this weekend and still run for it. Probably be a good option. Barry Sanders looks like he could still cut a run.

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It was the two biggest non-statements of all time. And it was just like, we need to shame you. A dozen years for you to say I'm sorry. And then he was like, I'm sorry, I guess.

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And it's like he had that statement welcoming back prepared. And just all that needed to happen was like press one button.

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Yeah. Has there been anything that you've been asked to do where you don't understand why you're doing this at all? And then pretty much all of it.

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That's incredible. Did anybody take your picture in the airport and then post, John Gruden's in Chicago, maybe possible Bears opening?

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It's tough. Yeah, but you have to give the message to your team that, hey, we're not quitting. We're not waving the white flag because everyone has injuries. You got to make guys believe that they can step into those roles. Have you ever had a guy that, you know, you suffer a big injury, one of your star players, and then somebody has to be elevated.

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You know that you're going to have a little bit of a downgrade there at the position, but you have to make that guy believe that they can play like a superstar? Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah, so you mentioned Sean Payton. The job he's done in Denver is just incredible this year. What's different? Obviously, the quarterback position's changed. Bo Nix has been electric at times. But from an X's and O's standpoint, is there anything that he's doing different this year as opposed to last year that you love?

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But yeah, it's crazy. It's weird how that started. Like Deshaun Jackson did one time. I don't think it had happened before that.

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I think that's a little bit different because he kind of, you know, he started celebrating early, got caught from behind, stripped of the ball. It makes you real mad as a coach. But, you know, that type of thing happens. But just dropping the ball before you get to the end zone. What would you do to a player if they did that?

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You would rather have your guy take an unsportsmanlike penalty for excessive taunting after the touchdown.

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Is there anything in the NFL that you've seen, you've been noticing over the, you know, the rules always change every year. There's something new, a new wrinkled point of emphasis they add in.

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Is there anything that you would make as a change to the way the game is either officiated or anything just about how NFL football is going right now that you'd like to see changed from a coaching perspective?

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If you underthrow a ball just slightly, you can draw pass interference. Good quarterbacks will do that. Good wide receivers.

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Yeah, they should have sensors hooked up to us. Something. Give us six beers and then let 20 of us watch a game at the same time. We get a button in front of us. We all say yes or no. Then they take that data. Okay, no pass interference.

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Did you watch a lot of Michael Penix tape? I did. So what do we think about him? I know he can throw the ball to the outside.

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Right. Yeah. So this weekend, I believe we got the 49ers and the Dolphins, right? Yes. So both teams, disappointing seasons for each one. And it felt like a couple of years ago, two of the most dynamic, exciting offenses. Now they've kind of just they've gotten slow. It's not as fun of a matchup as it used to be. What do you see? I'll ask about the Dolphins first.

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What do you see out of the Dolphins offense that's different now that they're kind of a little bit lackluster and whereas before they're lighting it up?

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On the other side of that, Brock Purdy, they're going to have to make a decision about Brock Purdy pretty soon and what the contract is going to be for him. Is he a guy that you would pay? Or would you look to the draft, free agency?

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Yeah, sticking in that division, we're friends with Josh Allen. We love the Buffalo Bills. We're part of Bills Mafia, I think, maybe honorary part. Haven't gone through a table yet, but we love Buffalo, and it feels like this might be the year for them, the way that Josh is playing. Do you think that this is their best chance that they've ever had this year?

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That's Dwight Freeney. Dwight Freeney, fourth quarter, hasn't done a spin move all game. Guess what? You're getting a spin move.

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TJ has a knack for doing that in the fourth quarter. That's when he's going to get a strip sack in.

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Yeah. And we saw an awful game last Thursday night. This time of year, it seems like the product gets worse.

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So with the Barstool team, if you're installing plays for us, you've got to know a lot of people here. And it's been fun watching you interact. Do you think that you've got a – do you have a starting 11 in your mind?

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You're the F. I'm like Julian Edelman. I was a quarterback before, but I get to the league.

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What about Max? Max is a broken foot, but imagine he didn't have a broken foot.

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Friday and Saturday. So I honestly think that Notre Dame's probably going to win, but I really want Indiana to win.

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They've been kind of weird this year because last year it felt like their offense was way more explosive. It felt like they were dynamic, exciting. It feels like it's taken a little step back this year. Has it been concerning to you to watch the development of that offense?

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Yeah, there's no flow to it at all. We talked last time when we were doing the live stream of the Thursday Night Football, Commanders, Eagles. I heard that you didn't know that the cameras were on for that whole thing.

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People loved you. And we had the conversation about the analytics where you were like, there's some nerd that's in your ear telling you, hey, go for it, go for it, go for it. Um, and then you mentioned like pro football focus and some of the people that do, you know, the, the talent evaluation. Do you feel the same way about those guys?

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The, the, the outside, like third parties that grade players as you do about the numbers guys that are in your ear during your game.

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That's great. So have you ever had an owner say, I'd like for you guys to practice during the bye week? Oh, yeah.

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Yeah. How do you manage that? Because ultimately, the owner is your boss, right? They sign your paychecks. You serve at their discretion. But then your job is also to just manage an entire. You got like two separate jobs almost like one is running the team and then the other is presenting a case of how you're running the team to the owner when things get bad. So how do you juggle those two things?

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That's interesting. Yeah, using the pregame warm-up almost as an extra practice.

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I like your strategy on the golf course, too, which is just every hole is a par five. Yeah.

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They're learning how to – they do all the small things right. If things go bad, but if they get that one break, they know how to take advantage. They dance on that margin just a little bit too much, though. What about their offensive line? Aren't you watching them and you're like, this is not sustainable?

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I saw a stat today. It was like a survey that was done of, I think, European people. And it said, which country do you give the most responsibility to for winning World War II? And number one, I think, was England. Number two was the United States. Number three was, I think, France. That was tied with the USSR. Yeah.

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I think the fact that Lamar won it last year makes it more likely that Josh is going to get it this year. Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right.

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It was like a cycle that kept reinforcing itself, too, because you had the actual lung injury. And then you had the panic attack. And one of the symptoms of that is thinking that you can't breathe. Correct. So it's like the lung injury was feeding into your panic attack of being like, I'm never going to have any more oxygen ever again, which makes everything worse.

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Because Indiana's Big Ten, Notre Dame's not Big Ten. What do you like about Clemson?

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If you listen to the part of my take on that Wednesday, you can probably tell that Hank's voice is not like all the way there. But you gritted out, you got through it. But yeah, you were not in a good place at that point.

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And I'm glad that it's nothing serious that you're able to, are you ever, wait, are you ever going to smoke again?

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And I was like, what's up, dude? He's like, oh, hey, what's up, Big Cat? Imagine being that guy. You get into a car accident. You're in the hospital. And then Big Cat just pokes his head.

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He's like, what up, dude? Yeah, we should start doing that. Going around to emergency rooms and just asking for dudes between the age of 18 and 40. Hey, we're here to cheer you up.

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He wasn't even close. I was kind of close. There was one where you got part of your fingers above the rim. That was impressive. I gasped.

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PFT. All right. So I did not know that Hank was going to be doing the serious one today. But I also have some news somewhat seriously, but it's good news. Okay. But it's like kind of the same health scare thing. Hank knows what I'm talking about because you were there for it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. I know we're doing this. Wait, what? Because I got the news on Tuesday.

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That's a good point. They came out of nowhere and won their conference championship tournament.

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I just got the news back on Tuesday and I'm pumped about it now. Boys have been down. Choo, choo, choo. So we go to the Sturgill Simpson show back in October, right? We go, we have, I think, two beers before the show, go inside, and after about three hours of the concert, because he played for the longest set ever.

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Standing up. It was an awesome, awesome show. And then after about, what did you say, two and a half hours, three hours?

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Yeah. So it was a long time to be standing there. Um, I start to like focus on my breathing cause I'm having problems breathing. Um, Next thing I know, I'm on the ground. Chaps is stabilizing my neck. Hank is trying to like block me out so that like people aren't staring at me or whatever. I just passed out, hit my head on the ground.

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And I got taken to the like backstage area at the salt shed, great people at the salt shed. And they ran me through like a bunch of tests, check my blood pressure, which is like super, super low. And Hank, I don't remember that much about being in that room other than being very, very confused about what was happening. But Hank was saying that, I kept saying, I don't think my head's hurt.

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Meanwhile, I was rubbing my head and wincing the entire time. So I'm there with Hank, Chaps, and Donnie. And I'm trying to figure out, they're like, do you want to go to the hospital or not? And I felt like I was getting better. So I was like, no, just get me home. I just need to be home. So eventually we left. And I was trying to think, like, what the hell is going on? I wasn't hammered.

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I took one hit of weed. Closed cigarette. Closed cigarette. And I might have had, like, a small dose of mushrooms. Small dose of mushrooms.

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They were like, yeah, we've seen like three other people pass out tonight. So I was, they try to make me feel better. Like I'm not the only one.

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So I, they tell me like, go to the hospital, go to the cardiologist and get checked out and just make sure that everything's cool. So I scheduled an appointment, went to the cardiologist and they saw like something on the EKG and they were like, we're going to schedule you for like every heart test known to man. Yeah. So I've been wearing a portable heart monitor under my shirt for like a month.

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I guess I was like a month and a half now. And then they put me through like a calcium scan. They put me through like an ultrasound of my heart. All this shit gave me all these tests. And then the full body, the full EKG came back. And he was like, yeah, I see like there's a couple blips on here, but it's nothing to be worried about. I'm like, okay, all right, fair enough. I get an email.

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like a day later and it says on the ekg printout uh possible heart attack oh yeah i remember you telling me this and it didn't say the words heart attack but it said like possible infarction or whatever yeah and i'm looking at this like what the fuck does that mean i look it up and it says heart attack so i had to call my doctor and he was like yeah i think the uh the software just read it wrong i

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Okay, we got anything else? Congratulations to the 2024 Low Man Trophy Award winner. It's Tyler Crowe from Boise State. Yeah. That is a well-deserving award going to Tyler Crowe.

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I don't think he had a heart attack, but we're going to schedule more tests. So then I do more tests. And then I go in last Friday. I go and I do a stress test on a treadmill when they had me hooked up to everything. And then they looked at that. That was the last thing they were going to look at. And just the blips on there was like no big deal.

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If you had like too many cups of coffee, sometimes they'll make that show up. But basically, they were trying to figure out if I had like a leaky heart for the last month and a half. But you don't. But I don't. And I got the results back on Tuesday. So in the clear on that one. Again, like Hank, not to get serious, but it's been a month and a half long fire fest.

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Yeah, because I'd never passed out before. It's scary to pass out. But I guess the real fire fest in all this.

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out trying to burp them yeah the first thing i remember is waking up chaps is above me stabilizing my neck being like buddy can you hear me can you hear me and this lady is just grabbing my legs holding holding me back and be like get his legs up and chaps is like put his fucking legs down uh but then i guess the fire fest of all this is finding out that the reason why i passed out at this concert uh was because i was uh dehydrated and i smoked weed that was too strong so basically i'm a pussy yeah but you're not

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If there's one rabid bat that's in the crowd, there's probably another one. So I saw that and I was like, fuck.

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Yeah. Maybe I got rabies foaming at the mouth. Okay, so sorry to get serious again.

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Yeah. I mean, some would say, I heard some people online saying Ashton Gentry system running back. Not us.

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I don't know. Broken foot. Yeah. Broken foot. Broken foot. Is your foot really broken? Because you don't need surgery.

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Well, I said, Doc, I'm not a pussy. Get in there. Look at my foot. Yeah, he's an athlete.

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no no he he blocked for the best running back in college football and i don't think they realize the committee yeah the committee is made up of mostly fullbacks like the best fullbacks of all time on the committee right and then uh we have hank and tom fornelli liam blutman you got your brandon walkers you got your uh big cat and pfts but it's 90 fullbacks that watch and care Yeah.

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No, you're right. That's not the argument. It should be if a 9 or a 10. Right. A team that would be left out if they actually advance in the playoffs.

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Yeah. Miami, Atlanta. I think this is where heat culture takes over. I feel like heat culture gets the nod. Kevin Love, one last rodeo.

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He was very upset about it. And then at the end of the interview, the pastor that was on the phone with him held up his copy of the Bible that he keeps in his office. Yeah. And it's an orange Bible with the power T on it. It's so awesome.

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Also, Nico got, I think, 1.5 mil. Oh, good deal. Well, the nice thing is that the cost of living in California is much less than in Tennessee. Yeah. So he actually ended up losing, I'm going to guess, like 80% of his earning power when you take into account the cost of living in L.A. and the state income tax in California as opposed to Tennessee, which doesn't have any. So the art of the deal.

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Yeah, that's the best place. Yeah. That's the best place he could possibly be.

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Yeah. So I know that Tennessee fans are pumped about it because they're like, ha, you got less money and you're going to a school that's not going to be nearly as good for you as we were.

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Yeah. I keep forgetting that UCLA is in the Big Ten. They are. Still makes no sense.

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He's all in for week one. All in for week one. He's got a big summer to prep for Ohio State, Texas.

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It doesn't feel like Corso. You know what? It should have been week two. That's when usually some of the power schools schedule the cupcakes.

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Week one is going to be... Yeah, week one, it's like a celebration that college football is back. So we're all super pumped about that. Week two, we look at the slate and we're like, oh, shit. This isn't nearly as good as week one. Week two could have just been a big celebration of Lee Corso.

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And then they get cynical as the years go on. And I always loved when Kirk Herbstreet would just support him. It actually made Kirk way more likable to the average viewer too. So yeah, it's going to be different. I don't know if they're going to fill the chair with somebody else or just move on because they've got a pretty good team. So I don't know, but you can't really fill Lee Corso's shoes.

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Yeah, he's the best. You can't say anything bad about him. Memes, did you have something bad to say about him?

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If you have something bad in your head, say it. What the internet needs is for somebody to get mad about and take out all of our... Because right now we feel sad. Right. And as men, that makes us feel vulnerable. So we have anger that we would like to release. So if you say something bad, then we can just hate you.

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Yeah. Lock it up. Just throw it out there. Arch Manning, the world's biggest choke artist.

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If he was still on the Jets. Yeah, but he's not on the Jets anymore. I thought it was illuminating. I thought that I've never heard one person say as many words without saying anything at all. As I heard Aaron Rodgers say on Pat McAfee today, I think it was probably 20 minutes of Aaron just kind of saying, I'm up for anything, down for whatever. So there's absolutely no news that came out of it.

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It does sound like he's dealing with a personal issue. They kept going back to that. So if it is something serious that he's dealing with, like family or friends, then obviously he's doing the right thing by taking that time before moving on with his professional career. But it just sounded like he's just waiting. He's waiting for the universe to speak to him.

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I think he's waiting for a dog to walk down the street and talk to him, and then that will be his sign that it's time to join the Steelers.

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Also, Aaron Rodgers is 41, right? So even if he went to the Steelers, it would be reasonable, I think, for them to draft a quarterback.

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But do you actually think that the longer he waits out, the worse the situation becomes for Kirk Cousins? Because obviously there are teams that would be interested in Aaron Rodgers that might also be interested in trading for Kirk.

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Okay. Because Kirk Cousins doesn't want to have it happen again to him. Because it'd be very funny. That's a good point. But it'd be very funny if Aaron Rodgers was doing this just to stick it to Kirk.

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Yeah, but he didn't say anything. Actually, I take that back. He did say something very interesting. He just spent, like, five minutes dumping on the Jets. Oh. Just, like, going scorched earth on the Jets. He said that he flew out on his own dime to meet with the Jets' new front office. Okay.

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And Aaron Glenn met with him for, like, 20 seconds, ran out of the room, got the GM, brought the GM back in there, and told him, we're moving in a different direction without you.

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Memes thinks that Aaron Rodgers, he perceives time at a different pace from everybody else. Memes thinks that when he's speaking, then time moves very quickly. Got it. When somebody else is speaking, time moves very slowly. Got it. So what was the source off?

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So Aaron was pissed off that he had to fly across the country for a 20-second meeting that could have been an email.

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Yeah, it would have been like the Jets didn't respect Aaron Rodgers enough to do this face-to-face.

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You don't know me. Got it. Does anybody really know Aaron, though? No. Universe. Yeah, how could one man really know another man? That's a really good question. That's a good point.

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As long as it's not in the NFC North. The other thing I took away from this interview was he loves Ashton Gentry. Really? If you find the clip of him talking about seeing Ashton Genting in person, he really loves that guy. Like, a lot. Loves his build. Oh. Like, is obsessed with looking at the guy.

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Can we find that clip? Can you see if that exists out there? Because, man, Aaron really, really likes Ashton Kutcher a lot. He's got a nice build.

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Shohei Ohtani's going to pitch soon again. How many touchdowns and picks would he have to have to have a Shohei-type season?

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Just two weeks ago. It might be a boy named Sue. Yeah. Probably him. My number one. I think it's Malachi Starks at safety.

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And, you know, it goes back from watching his very first game that he played in college. I think that was against Oregon.

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Where he had just an incredible pick. And I made a mental note. I was like, put a pin in this guy. Would love to see this guy play on my team in the NFL. Then I've kind of like casually watched him over the last couple years. But I just go back to that one play. I like that. I want that guy.

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Personally, if he doesn't want to be a Duke, I don't want him. There you go.

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You wrote, we're portaling boys. This sounds like an admission of sex trafficking.

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Yeah, so now Dallas advances to play against Memphis. Yep. And I want Dallas in the playoffs. I do too. I really do. I think that'd be fun. Klay Thompson avenged last year's, he went 0 for 10, I believe, last year.

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Memes, do a Photoshop real quick for me of Diddy and then the speech bubble underneath so then I can quote tweet Max's tweet and it looks like it's Diddy saying that. Yeah. You know the one.

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Yeah, putting it at the back of the book is a good way for LeBron to never have it read. Yeah, there you go.

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He probably had a couple glasses of wine and decided to hop online. It happens to everybody.

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So when you were at his house for Taco Tuesday this week. How did he tell you he was feeling going to the playoffs?

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You cannot. At least they brought back the gun emoji, so if you do beat the Mavs, you can shoot the horse. That's true. So that's good.

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What do we make of the two teams in the West that fired their coaches right before the playoffs started? Did they do it for the same reasons? I think that the Nuggets' explanation was that they were planning on moving on from Michael Malone anyways, so they wanted to fire him before he had a chance to save his job.

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It seems really strange to do that, especially if he can win two championships for the Denver Nuggets. Hypothetically, if they go in and run this postseason, they're going to be like, ah, damn, we really wanted to fire this guy, but now we can't because he won again. Is that kind of the same thing that happened with Memphis, or is that a different story?

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Yeah, so Max has already disavowed and denied taking Cooper Flagg if they get the first overall pick. Big Cat, I don't think that you did. I did not. So you're still in. I said I wanted him. He's still in on Cooper Flagg.

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But yeah, that's my that's my list. What happens in the finals? You've got the two cities ideally booked out well ahead of time. Do you cancel the days in between where you're not going to be there or do you just have an empty hotel room?

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That's a good rule. What if you show up and the party has expanded from when you were invited?

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I want to know the percentage of players all time that have ever played in the NBA that have played on a team with Jeff Green. It's a lot. It's got to be.

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I'm looking forward to seeing Dylan Brooks and Draymond Green on the court at the same time in this series.

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You haven't mentioned the Knicks on your pressure teams. No pressure on New York?

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I feel like, yeah, given what they've done against the good teams in the East, I think most Knicks fans are not going into this playoffs being like, yeah, this is our year. We can do it. We're gritty, scrappy underdogs. We can do it. I think they're kind of guarded going into it, but I do think that they need to at least win a series.

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Yeah, that is kind of weird that they're the favorites to win it all, because usually you would see that, you would expect that team to be coming out of the East, where it might be a little bit easier to get to the finals.

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What are we hearing on the health front from Dame? So he apparently responded to the treatments for the blood clots a lot faster than anybody thought that he would. Is there a chance that he plays in the first series?

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Yeah. If you had a gun to your head right now, or I guess if your credit card company called you up and they said, you have to cancel, you can't have all these hotel rooms. There's a housing crisis in America. We need some of these hotel rooms back. And they only gave you two options. You can only pick one from the West city in Boston. That's where you're keeping it. Okay. Yeah.

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But you also have a lot of friends in Cleveland. You could just say that like you'll crash at their place so you can cancel the hotel.

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Yeah, is there any chance that Silver steps in and he's like, hey, we told you not to do this. You kept doing it. I'm taking away a couple of your percentage points, giving it to the Bulls.

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Yeah, we're taking away. You're going down to like 5% in the lottery. The Bulls jump up to like 6% and maybe the Wizards get the rest. I don't know.

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I love it. I can tell you're very passionate about this, but it comes from a place of experience where you've had some bad situations. I can tell that there's trauma in your past.

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Now, this is a dumb question, but do horses have to act? Do they have, like, a coach?

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Yeah. That's good. I feel like Kevin Costner, his roles recently have just been like, get me to a place where I can ride horses around while I'm on the set because that's what I want to be doing anyways. It's actually a really cool strategy if that's what you love.

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Speaking of your place that you have up in Minnesota, I watched the tour that you gave of your cabin, your property that you have up there.

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that looks awesome yeah i'm actually envious of what you did to that place because maybe you can tell the story but you bought a spot for what like 75 grand and then you spent the last couple years fixing it up it looks incredible by the way you guys are always welcome it is a lot of fun i don't want to like overplay the relationship but my follow-up question was going to be if there is an apocalypse i'm going to go to your cabin is that ready okay i'm ready it truly is my happy place we bought that place

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Yeah, it looks amazing. Were people calling you insane when you said, hey, I'm going to buy this place, fix it up and spend a lot of time out there? Because it's so far away from everything. I get it. But I imagine that a lot of people that you work around, that might not have been like their ideal situation to live.

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I've been watching The Last of Us. You could just walk. That's kind of what they do. They just walked across the entire country. It doesn't take that long. Walk from L.A. to Fargo? Yeah, or get a pilot's license. Just fly there.

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Yeah. And it's nice. It's a short commute from your real house in North Dakota, so you can just drive over there every day and come right back.

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That's actually a genius idea, though, doing croquet golf. Just a giant-sized croquet field. I'm surprised. I don't know if anyone's done that before, if you invented it, but that sounds like the best time ever.

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Would you rather he not have almost averaged a triple-double? I would have rather them take. When I think about it, I think Jokic, Westbrook, was it Moses Malone or Oscar Robertson? Yeah.

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How did you do? And if you have a lackluster Buddy Games, do you find yourself beating yourself up for the next year? Like, God, I really, really left a lot of opportunities out there.

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Yeah. It's just how, how you're wired. We got to talk about some, some NFL stuff here because you're Vikings. Let me just ask you this. Would you want Aaron Rogers on your Vikings?

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Iron sharpens iron. Yeah. It must be nice, though, having a head coach where you can convince yourself no matter who plays quarterback, you're going to be like, yeah, that guy's going to be a pro bowler just because the coach is that good.

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Yeah. Is it tough to not micromanage the actors while you're directing as an actor? I feel like I would, I would always want to give like advice or here's, here's how I would do that scene.

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Yeah, it's way better to do that. Like having a plan. Having a plan to do that is what every bad team should do. You're not going to get good in the NBA unless, one, you're a destination city where you feel confident that you can attract an already cemented superstar to want to go to your city, or two, you're just really shitty and you get the first pick in the draft. Correct.

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You eat the steak that you grew out on the range. Yeah, I'm going to eat my steak, and then to drink, I'll just have whiskey. Just neat. I'll just sip some whiskey. He drunk the whole time. The nice thing about doing a Western, too, is you get to wear the hat, the cowboy hat. I feel like that helps a lot with acting.

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You can be very emotional, like taking the hat off, tugging on the bill of the hat. It does. It is a valuable crutch. Yeah. Were there notes in the script, like, at this point, you're going to adjust your hat, or was that all feel? No, that's all me, man. Yeah. Oh, hell yes. That's why you're the best. Hell yes. Best ad actor in the world. Hell yes.

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You're like, I'm going to get on this horse. Yeah. Take my time. I'm going to rock this. Howdy, man.

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Hottest teacher I ever had. But if the apocalypse happens, like, I'm going to your cabin. Just know that.

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Or I guess you could also hit on somebody in the draft later on, but that's so hard to do in the NBA.

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I feel like Josh is inviting us out there so he can eat us. He just said he doesn't know how to hunt. He's like, yeah, you guys can come out.

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Well, no, you were judging men in the arena, and you were doing a bad job judging the men in the arena.

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For you, you should be amazed that anybody's able to dunk given your performance last year. Everything should be a 10.

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Yeah. All right, PFT? My Fyre Fest, well, number one, Fyre Fest 2.0 has been postponed. So that's kind of a Fyre Fest.

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I saw that. There's a BeastCon out in Las Vegas that Mr. Beast didn't show up to. So now everybody's in the lobby of the hotel being like, yo, where's Mr. Beast? Why isn't he at BeastCon? Yeah. Which I don't know what you say or do if you go to BeastCon in general. Do you just meet people in the lobby and you're like, so do you like Mr. Beast too? Yeah. I don't get BeastCon. Anyways.

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If I was locked in that room, I would have found ways to make the canned chicken taste different. So, yeah, what Hank's alluding to is I offered up the Barstool Chicago office for Fyre Fest if they need a new location because it sounds like the government of Mexico wasn't playing ball. We're getting double booked right now. Okay.

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Nothing. Why not have a festival for him? He was a great dude. Yeah. But yeah, Firefest. We could do it together. Listen, Billy McFarlane, I consider him to be an acquaintance. We're friendly with each other. I've offered it to him. If he would like to accept, I think we could do a good job hosting Firefest 2.0 here.

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Yes. Why are you so out on one of the premier concert destinations in the history of the world? Have you not seen the Phoenix package? It's at 1.5 million for a ticket.

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My other Firefest of the week is that apparently all the boys are on a softball team. All the boys are on a softball team.

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Yeah. I found out today Max came into the studio and he was like, we won our softball game last night. I was like, sick. And then he started to give me the box score. And he's like, yeah, Big Cat did this. Hank did this. Memes did this. Pug was a manager. Shane's on the team. So everyone, part of my take is on the softball team. And I didn't even know about it.

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A lot. Oh, yeah, yeah. I knew that you guys had a team. I knew that for sure. You want me to be off the team? No, I don't want you off the team. I think I have no choice but to just put together my own team and beat the fuck out of you guys.

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By the way, I was upset. The real reason I was upset is I'm definitely so much better than Hank at softball.

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I'm definitely so much better than Hank at 16-inch softball. I don't think so.

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I hope you win it. Thank you. I hope Chicago gets it. If I don't win it, I hope you win it. Thank you. I appreciate that.

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That's true. But Hank's better at softball. I can slap singles. I'm faster than Hank. Good at softball. How good are you? He's pretty good.

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I was excited. Max gave me like a full post-game report. Yeah, the vibes were high. And I was like listening to it at first. I was like, okay, Big Cat was a good pitcher. Hank did good. I was like, cool. And then he proceeded to name everybody. You should just be on the team. Why not? I'll put you on the text chain. No, well, then Max was like, do you want to play in a game? I was like, no.

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That's what I said. Not anymore. But I just forced myself on the team, so you should just force yourself on the team. No, I'm out for blood now. I want you on the team. I'm taking this personal. This is going to be the biggest mistake you've ever made.

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That'd be great to have Cooper Flagg in Chicago. Yeah. If I can't have him in D.C. It would be a lot of fun. Yeah.

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Okay, so Hank made your stat line appear worse. Yeah. I mean, Camp Barstool last summer was sucking up fly balls in the outfield like a vacuum.

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Again, I don't want a pity spot on this roster. I'm doing my own team. It's not a pity spot. I'm doing my own team, and we're going to beat the fuck out of you guys. It's not a pity spot. I'm texting Kadish right now.

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What's really going to be awkward is the day after that, after I take you deep three times. I'm looking forward to it.

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Well, yeah, but that was like you guys. That was all the producers. It still is.

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Oh, no, PFT. I don't remember. I must have had something going on, because you know me. I love 16-inch softball. Oh, no.

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You guys can all have a bite. You should do like very, very obviously planted great cards that you pull out and keep trying to say that they're real. Yeah. And just to troll them, just to be like, fuck you.

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I did pull a sick gremlin card the other day, though. Oh, hell yes. George the Mogwai. Yeah. Pretty good from the Gremlins 2 movie. I think it's worth like three bucks. Hell yes. The best part about old packs of cards is the 30-year-old chewing gum that comes with it.

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But I thought Eric cards are worth more like the Billy Ripken fuck face card.

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Yeah. Have you ever eaten Alfredo sauce? I have had it. Yeah. Oh, I heard that you hadn't. So what's the plan?

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But I think it's worse for the Hawks. And here's why. With the Hawks, you have a guy that you, in theory, could build around and make a good team around, right? I think. I think that Trae Young is good enough where you can get to that next level, which is maybe being like a four-seed or a five-seed. If you put the right pieces around him. The Bulls, you don't have that.

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Are you going to Sicily? Peninsula full of perverts. Yeah. You got to talk with your hands more too. They like to do constant sign language.

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Yeah. Who's the guy in Italy right now? Who's the Max Homa? Do you have to tap in with Max Homa?

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It would be good for numbers. Before you go, can you make a graphic of your face behind bars that just says kidnapped? Just in case. Yeah, just in case.

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That's exactly what my dog does when he chews something up in the house. Bad boy.

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We just said, whose job is it? Everybody stared at the dog that did do it. The dog that did do it looks away. It's not my fault. That's okay. It's all right. I'll see you in the playoffs. Yeah, we'll see you.

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Yeah, because you rarely see it with those numbers that high. It feels like 30. Yeah, that's a big one.

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You're not even at 50, and they're in the 70s? If you can jump over multiple digits of 10, that's when it appears so much larger.

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I hate to play in tournament. I hate it. It's stupid. Because the very best thing you can hope for is that you get a great game. And then the fans are like, we wish that we had more of this matchup. Correct. Because the teams match up so well. At worst is what we saw last night, which is just uninteresting, boring, depressing basketball. And nobody wants to watch that. No.

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Although the one good thing. I'll say this. Watching the play-in tournament right after March Madness is kind of cool because for a while you forget what good basketball looks like. And you just get amazed at the shots that are going.

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Yeah. It's so stupid. You play 82 games. Yeah, wasn't the play-in tournament designed because they wanted to make sure that Zion Williamson could get in it? Yeah. For ratings? I think so. I think that's when they did it, yeah.

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Oh, and the owner's got a small dick. The owner's definitely got a tiny penis. The owner is 100% Italian. His name is Lotito. Lotito. So, Lotito. Claudio Lotito. Claudio Lotito. And then he did come out and officially say that the picture that he posted is worse than the fascist salute. Okay.

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So the story just keeps getting weirder. I don't know what's going to go on with this hostage negotiation. If he kills the Falcon, I'm out on this guy. Right now, I think I'm on his side.

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some elective surgeries and there's nothing wrong with that there's no problem he had a procedure done and yeah I just want to say I stand with the falconer as long as he doesn't harm the falcon not the Mussolini stuff I disavow that but I think he's Italian let him be a little bit horny I think it's good for club morale you don't want to have a falconer out there with a tiny penis No.

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That's awful. No. So he's trying to better himself. He's probably trying to improve the club's image as well. And if he does harm the Falcon, then I'm out on this guy. But right now, I think he's reacting as you or I would if we were in this situation, which is to grab a bird, take it hostage, and then barricade yourself inside your employer's facility. While you masturbate all day.

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While you masturbate all the time. I don't see anything wrong with this. And yeah, we stand with him until he does. Until he hurts the Falcon. Harm the Falcon, at which point we wash our hands.

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His explanation for it was I was promoting self-love. I was shining visibility on a part of lives where people are generally afraid to discuss this. They're ashamed and they shouldn't be ashamed. Look, I had the surgery. It's good for me. You can too.

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Keep fighting, but don't fight the falcon. Oh, also the doctor that was fired by the team claims that he was not fired. Oh. Because he's not under contract with the team.

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So this guy is the team doctor, but he didn't have a current contract in place. That's just wild to me that the team doctor is putting dicks in.

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I bet you that guy that goes out on the field for the Cowboys with the cowboy hat, that doctor, that guy's definitely given Jerry Jones a penile implant.

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That's good. We need somebody that will do that. I won't be afraid. Yeah, the Chiefs' defense is completely different. Their defensive line, Chris Jones against that Texans' offensive line, I think it's going to be an issue. And the Chiefs are healthy. They're rested. They've got all their guys. We saw them at the end of the season. Don't forget how good the Chiefs are.

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Stop forgetting how good the Chiefs are. They're awesome. Their offense is humming. Everything looks good for them. Andy Reid off a bye. Don't overthink it. It's also going to be a high of 17, low of 3 in Kansas City on Saturday. So, Hank, did you count on that? No.

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That the Texas boys going up Tornado Alley to Kansas City, playing outside at Arrowhead Stadium in the cold, that should factor into it, too.

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It should be 6-0 Asterix because the Browns should have beat him that one year. But not actually. But they didn't actually beat them. Yeah, they didn't actually beat them. The Chiefs ended up winning that game. But yeah, Patrick Mahomes in this round of playoffs. Lights out. Don't forget that. Stop forgetting about the Chiefs. This is the rematch of the original Thanks for Coming Out. Yeah.

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So back in 2019, the Texans were up 24-0 against the Chiefs. Yep. With 10 minutes left in the second quarter. Yep. They're up 24-0. The final score, 51-31, Kansas City. Jeez. That was crazy. They just poured it on them. They were down 24-0, 10 minutes left in the second quarter. The Chiefs were winning at halftime.

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It's kind of crazy that he waited for the third one to be named gold.

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Andy Reid calls the sun 3 p.m. 3 p.m. Because Patrick is 2 p.m., and then that's 3 p.m. Yeah, do whatever you want with your names. I always thought that naming your kids various types of cheeses would work out well, too. You got Colby, Jack, Pepper, Monty, Brie. Yep. Gouda. Gouda. Gouda. Who could forget baby Gouda? Sharp cheddar. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, white American. This is my son, white American. That actually rocks.

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Actually, I get to name a litter of puppies for Paws. Oh, nice. Because we won that auction at the Paws Gala. I might just go all cheeses. We should go all cheeses.

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Yeah, it looked close in the first quarter and a half, I want to say. But the Texans' defense is capable of stepping up their game to a point where they can frustrate really good quarterbacks.

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Yeah. Do you think there's any additional pressure on Patrick Mahomes now that his brother's biggest source of income has dried up with the TikTok ban? Like now Patrick Mahomes is the breadwinner in that family. He's feeding it all. Jackson Mahomes was independently wealthy. And now it's like all on his shoulders.

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Technically, I think Max goes to sleep every night looking at a picture of Jason Kelsey. Like, this is my goal for tomorrow to do that.

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mahomes rushing yards in the playoffs and travis kelsey yards because that is when they need a big play it's travis kelsey or mahomes using his feet yeah and we've seen it time and time again and i think that's exactly what's going to happen on on saturday i like cj stroud rushing yards too i like it last week that hit and you go back to back when he was in college yeah in that playoff game everybody's like oh shit cj can run yeah he can use his feet i think he'll do it again that might also just be a product of plays breaking down sometimes around him

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And he's not – I think the Chiefs defense is going to do a very, very good job shutting him down. Yeah. But, yeah, I like the Chiefs.

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I've been pretty consistent about this one. This is my favorite sports weekend of the year.

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Not really a dome, though. They open up the roof a lot. At NRG? Yeah. They do? Yeah, from time to time. So there you go.

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Because in wildcard weekend, sometimes you get some lopsided matchups.

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The Texans are also wearing— Oh, Joe Mixon's the key to the game. Okay. And they'll get lucky.

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Let me give you another key to the game. Somehow hope that Carson Wentz's name starting quarterback.

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which we saw last week. Divisional round, you get the prestigious teams, you get the elite teams playing against teams where they win their wildcard matchup, and even if they weren't favored to go far in the playoffs, you're like, well, maybe the Texans can do some damage this year, that type of thing. So this is my favorite sports weekend of the year.

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Not necessarily. Oh. Stop giving away all my keys to the game for commanders. Shit. I've been teasing this all week.

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Okay. No, my keys are completely different, but those are valid keys. Those are huge keys. Yeah, but the Texans also wearing all white uniforms, which led to a lot of infighting amongst the Texans fan base, whether or not they should be excited about this. I found a great interaction underneath the official team tweet about it from Astros Fade. We've never won a playoff game in all white.

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What are we doing? Texas Uniform Tracker replies, to be fair, we've never won any playoff game in white jerseys, regardless of pants. And then Sad Astros posts, to be fair, we've never won any divisional playoff game. And then Astros Fade replies, we've never won a road playoff game in general. So it might not be the white pants.

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You drill down a little bit and you find out it might not be the white pants.

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And then we can kind of... Then we can figure out exactly where we're going wrong with the uniform choices.

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All right. Keys to the game. Number one, fuck them up. Fuck them up.

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them up i love that we got to beat the fuck out of them now would you you can't say four quarters of fuck you football because that's notre dame but would you like them to play four quarters of fuck you football i'd like to play five quarters of fucking five quarters because you gotta be ready for 110 percent fuck fuck them up really really fuck everybody up uh number two kill everyone kill everyone especially on defense women and children

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Okay. Underscore. Yep. And number four, the fourth and final key to the game. I absolutely need an incredible hype video.

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And I'm talking, this has to be the best hype video that I've ever seen.

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Oh, man. What a shot. That was so mean, PFT. I'm going to make the best hype video you've ever seen.

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You're not even in the playoffs. You don't know shit about hype videos. I'm going to make the best hype video. I've already got an idea for it, as a matter of fact.

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hater it's gonna be i'll just i think it's got to be fix you by coldplay oh and i think it's got to start i don't know about that oh yeah wait is this after they lose and like you're remembering them no you know like in remembrance fix you start sad and then it's like when you're lost out there and then you got pictures like dan snyder you got picture okay three yeah that's you got picture the stadium raining shit on fans

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Okay, that works. You try your best, but you don't succeed. And then it's a picture like the Sean Taylor statue that's not even a statue. It's all the bad stuff. And then it goes, ding, lights will guide you. And it's Jane Daniels getting drafted.

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Just let me enjoy my vision. You do your hype videos your way.

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He was taking all the credit. Do we have a hype video guy now at Barstool?

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I'll talk to Quigs, and we'll work on it. But right now, I feel like, just let me follow my vision, which is Coldplay.

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Yeah, direct it by me. That's what I was doing with Max. It's going to be a PFT joint.

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Let me do the Coldplay one. But I am interested in watching all the hype videos. To me, that is a key for my game. You've got to have great hype videos going this week because it's us against the world. Washington versus everyone. That's what they're saying about this game.

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Some people were angry at me because I was like, the Commanders are Final Four this weekend. This is the Final Four. And they're like, there's not four teams left. I was like, there's four games.

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A couple weeks ago I said if we win our first-round playoff game, we're going to be very lucky if the Lions don't score 70 points on us. The Lions have a great roster. They've got all the weapons. They've got an incredible offense. I was shocked to learn that the Commander's rushing offense is actually better than the Lions' rushing attack. It doesn't feel like that, though, does it?

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But I guess you've got to take into account Jaden's legs. He's been a big part of that. Montgomery coming back, I'm more afraid of Gibbs. I know that Montgomery's a great running back, But if you were to say, like, are you more afraid of a healthy dose of Jameer Gibbs or splitting time with him and David Montgomery coming off a PCL, like an injury that people thought was going to be season ending?

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Yeah, I'm OK with Montgomery and Gibbs splitting carries. I just think that our pass defense has to step up. Lattimore's healthy, I guess. I don't know.

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Did you know that our pass defense is third? Is ranked third? That doesn't feel right either, does it? No. The commander's pass defense? I don't know how that works out, but... Yeah, I want to believe in the Commanders. If it's a one-score game in the fourth quarter, we win this game, I think. But then you have to wonder what happens in the first three quarters. But, I mean, think about it.

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The Bears went into Detroit and basically beat the Lions on Thanksgiving. They've had games where they look human. The last month or so, they have not. They've looked incredible. Our offensive line has done a much better job, especially with our center coming back, Piatas. Sam Cosme is playing really, really well. So I realize I haven't talked about any of those guys.

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I've just been focusing on Jaden. But we've had – our team has stepped up. We play weird games. We will not blow anybody out. We'll be lucky to keep it within a score because Detroit is so, so good. But if we can keep it within a score, Jaden Daniels can go out there and win the game.

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If we're the number three pass defense in the postseason, that's a much different stat, but that's not the case. Because I think we're like the number 30 rush defense.

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But, well, the Eagles pass defense is pretty good. The Eagles pass defense? Yes. And we put some points on them.

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We're going to see ultimate Dan's in this showdown. Yeah. Dan Quinn, Dan Campbell, both going forward on fourth downs all the time to alpha dudes. And it's crazy because the history of these franchises, at least, you know, recent history, Tress way for the commanders has been a great punter. I went out there, I bought a punter's jersey. He was the only bright light on the team for a while.

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And then Jack Fox on the Lions, great punter. Now neither one of those guys is being used. They were both in weird ways, like the best player on each team. But yeah, there's going to be a ton of punts, or excuse me, a ton of going for it on fourth down in this game. Not a lot of punts. One thing about the Lions defense, they are the fourth worst in the NFL at allowing explosive plays.

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I think it'd be great. And I'm not even factoring in like, yes, I have an anti-Dallas bias. We've demonstrated that pretty clearly on the show that it's been fun to see Dallas at times lose, especially when Hank's rooting for him. I want it because it would be just an incredible story for the NFL. Having Deion in the NFL, especially for the Dallas Cowboys, would be awesome.

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Yeah. I'm going into this weekend thinking there's a very good chance that this is the end of the run, and if it is, what a great run it's been. No regrets. It's been an incredible season, but I do think that there's a path. Don't write us off. Don't write us off because if it's a one-score game, We can go out there and win the game.

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And the top seeds are 11-7 in playoff games since the format changed. So it's not like getting the one seed is automatic. You're going to go to the Super Bowl.

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But the Packers fan did a GoFundMe probably to get all the way across the country from Wisconsin to Philadelphia to go see this game, right, Max? No, he lived an hour outside of Philadelphia.

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Especially one down the street. Yeah. It's kind of the name of the website, though.

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I want to see Deion interacting with Jerry Jones, how he handles that relationship where Jerry likes to have a guy that he can push around sometimes. Deion will not be pushed around by Jerry Jones. It would just be awesome. It would be good for sports.

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So, Max, you were saying that you were kind of panicking and you weren't sure if you explained it correctly in your text back because you were very nervous about what to write back to Big Dom.

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So let's just clear the air right now and reset. This Eagles fan was caught on video last week saying bad stuff. Max, as a great representative of the city of Philadelphia, decided that he was going to get some good karma back, show that Philadelphia Eagles fans are passionate, but they're not all assholes.

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So Max took the course that the NFL offers for fans who have been kicked out of the stadium to learn more about empathy and appropriate stadium behavior in order to get all the good vibes back

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I'm worried about that as well. Andy Swan had a great idea. It was dress MMA fighters as opposing fan bases. So if you go to Lincoln Financial Field, have an MMA fighter dressed up in all Packers gear, and then have somebody get in a fight with them, and then those guys get their ass kicked by the MMA fighter.

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Not a fat joke. One possibility. Also, maybe just a possibility that Mike McCarthy, he knows that face-to-face is way better than Zoom. That's true. Maybe not with his face. Right. Wait, maybe he just knew that if he showed his face on Zoom, it would look too much like him looking at the scoreboard with his fat, confused face. It would take the whole Zoom up.

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Yeah, two summers. Your first summer, you're like, you know those videos of when they have a monkey and it sees the outdoors for the first time because it's been kept in a lab for its entire life?

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It's never been in the grass and said, oh shit, this is awesome. That's your first summer in warm weather. You're like, this is incredible. Holy shit, I love it.

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Yeah, yeah. No, I got real soft. I got real soft over the course of like nine years down there to the point where I moved to New York and I was like, what the fuck is going on?

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Yeah, now I'm hard. I was soft, now I'm hard. But I think after your second summer, then you just expect nice weather all the time.

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I think your offensive line will do a great job going up against one of the Rams' strengths. If you were to say Rams' defensive line, probably one of the better units out there, but the Eagles' offensive line I think can neutralize them a little bit. Are you ever nervous on punts? I know you love Cooper DeGene, but are you nervous the way that he fields punts?

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Yeah, it's like the camera adds 40 pounds, right? So maybe him being in person was just a slimming move.

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The people want the Eagles overalls. Everybody's been asking for the Eagles. You teased him last year, and he never wore the overalls. You got to wear the overalls.

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No, I don't think that you will. You have to wear them now or never because you're not going to want to wear them in the Super Bowl.

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No, I think you wear them, put the hoodie on over, and if it's going good, then you can demonstrate. And then if it's going poorly, you can also take the hoodie off to switch up the juju.

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Okay, here's another bit of data point for you. I'm all over the weather this weekend. Eight degrees in Buffalo in Orchard Park. The coldest game that Lamar Jackson's ever played. Guess what it was? 35. No, 27. Oh. So kind of cold.

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But this is 8 degrees. It's very different. And he said he wasn't going gloves. Also, Lamar, in their earlier matchup this season, the temperature was like 60, and he was wearing a hoodie and a beanie for it.

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Broward County. I think that it is a very different team that the Buffalo Bills have right now. Home field advantage is going to make a huge difference. I have no idea who's going to win the game. Absolutely no idea. I've been trying to figure it out, too. I think I'm going to bet the over. I'm going to bet for football. I'm going to root for good football. No idea who's going to win this game.

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I don't know if they can stop Derrick Henry. The Ravens are a much more complete team. The Bills have Josh Allen as an all-pro, nobody else as an all-pro. But that said, I don't know. I feel like the Bills are playing their best football right now.

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So Jim Nance is, quote, stoked for this game. Oh, shit. I never thought that Jim Nance was capable of being stoked. Did he say that with a Stussy shirt on? He said it twice. He said, I am stoked for this matchup. That is the Cali in him.

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So the Jets, they seem to be enjoying single life right now. They're doing a lot of dating. They're figuring out what their type is because they're meeting with everyone.

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That's getting there. I mean, 9 is a 9-year-old, maybe skating.

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Yeah. Tony, you know, he's famous for calling plays before they happen. Last week, he called that they were going to get this game at the end of the last game. He's like, can't wait to be up in Buffalo next week. And I don't know if the network executives got bullied into making that the Nance.

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I'm not saying that I'm in vernacular. Cali, they say Stoked. I was assuming that Stoked was big in the 90s, maybe early 2000s. That's what I'm thinking. Then it went out, and I was assuming that maybe it just started to come back.

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I could also see gymnasts being big time into skiing. Yeah. He probably spends a month in Aspen each offseason. Stoked.

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After the game, a tribute to our darling Jake Marsh. I predict sportsmanship of the year. I predict the handshake between Lamar and Josh is going to include some form of, now go out there and win the big one. Win it all.

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It's like you're doing your own version of that OnlyFans check. Woody Johnson is going to hold up a sign that says 1,000. 1,000 candidates.

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Hank and I put together a juicy one. Jameer Gibbs, anytime touchdown. Yep. Zach Ertz, anytime touchdown. Yep. Austin Eckler, 25-plus receiving yards.

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I think David Shaw is a classy guy. Yeah. He's just a class act, so they just wanted some class in that.

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Yeah, that's 24-0 in the second quarter. I watched her on the plane on the way to New Orleans. And then it was immediately over after that moment. So as a defensive end, you were talking about keeping them in the pocket, limiting the scrambling stuff.

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Has there ever been a game plan that you've had going into a game where you're like, okay, we've got a great idea of how we need to limit this quarterback here? and you get really detailed with your preparation, and then you get in the game, and it absolutely does not work.

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So that's actually not about tease what you would tease him down to a point point and a half. You could tease Kansas City down.

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So let's talk about that game. I gave my keys to the game already. You probably know a little bit better. You're going to get a little more granular than I did. My keys to the game were basically just kill everybody. You said fuck them up, kill everybody, and then Jaden Daniels.

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Do you think any chance the Lions break out the Todd Bowles defense, the double quarterback spy? Todd did that at one point. I've never seen that before. I don't know why.

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Yeah. I mean, it's going to be a very tough battle. The Lions are obviously a great team. I think Dan Campbell has done a great job playing into the whole macho man Dan thing, and he throws a lot of red meat out to the press a lot. He's like, yeah, I do push-ups in the shower. That's where I work out. Is that what he said? Yeah, he said he gets his workouts in when he's in the shower.

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He says he'll bite a kneecap off. We're going to drag you down. We're going to drown you.

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But again, I don't necessarily buy into everything that he says like that because I think he does a very good job of playing this persona and then hoping people underestimate him. And he's a super smart guy because if you look at how aggressive he is, he actually just goes for it when you're supposed to go for it based on math. So, like, he knows those numbers.

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So we're going to make billions buying Justin Herbert's stuff. I mean, if you really think that Justin Herbert is a bad quarterback, I question whether or not you watch football. Yeah, agreed. I do. Hank raised his hand. I do, in fact, question if Hank watches football.

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Where's your heart at in this game, Chris? This is the Chris Longbow. Yeah, it is. The Rams, Eagles.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Future Hall of Famer. He looked good last week. He looked kind of shaky in December, but what we saw last week, like my concerns with Matt Stafford, I think they're gone. Yeah, I agree. I mean, him playing outside, that's kind of a different story, but yeah, he looked so good last week that now I'm like, yeah, the Rams could do it.

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So the Bills linebackers you talked about, it's a big difference from the first time they played. How do they slow down Derrick Henry?

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I think that what Hank said a second ago is insane. Who cares if you're a good quarterback if you don't win the playoffs? I care. I think it matters. If you're a good quarterback in the regular season, you're still a good quarterback. Yeah, you do have to elevate your game. You just have people tacking onto it, but he can't win the playoffs.

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Yeah. It's interesting because he doesn't like have a true number one. But I look at it like he just doesn't have a receiver where everybody is asking, why isn't this guy getting enough targets? Right. Which is nice. It's good. He's got really good options. Coleman's been pretty good as a rookie. And Shakir, the more I watch Shakir, I'm like, yeah, this guy is a legitimate star. He's awesome.

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Yeah, so if you're looking at all the coaches still remaining, and we're just talking about during the game, X's and O's during the game, and being a tactician in between the white lines, who is the best coach that's remaining?

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And I feel like we're right at that time in the cycle where Spags is starting to go. He's going to get some interviews. People are going to be interested in having Spags as a head coach.

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Yeah. He's getting that. Well, it's the heart ablation. So that's in a shocking twist of events. I think I accurately diagnosed Harbaugh when he had that moment on the sidelines. I was like, he'll get an ablation. He'll be fine. It's like, they're going to shock part of his heart.

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Yeah, it's interesting. Big Cat's never said a bad thing about Mike McCarthy before, so I think he's totally cool with it.

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They're going to put an electrical charge into part of his heart and kill off the bad cells, leaving his heart stronger. It's like the Buffalo herd theory where the Buffaloes get hunted. The weak Buffaloes get hunted down by the predators. And then the herd moves faster in the long run.

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Yeah, exactly. Like, that was a good response to it. Rolled with the punches. Yeah. I've been telling Big Cat that Mike McCarthy, I want to see it just because it's very funny considering everything Big Cat said in the past about Mike McCarthy.

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To have him now be the head coach. Yes. That's an interesting dynamic. When you get him on – Yeah.

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Yeah, I'll read all the tweets. But the more I think about it, it is a safe choice. And when you look at his history, he's probably going to make you a pretty good team. But Caleb, in my opinion, physically has the tools to be special. Like an incredible quarterback. Mike McCarthy, if you're looking at him as like a high floor play – Yeah, I don't know. I think you can do better.

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I think that if you really want to maximize what could be a great quarterback, like one of the best, if not the best in the history of your franchise, you kind of should take a shot at that.

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I think I know Ben Johnson, but how do we know? I think McCarthy is going to be good. I don't know if he's going to be great. Ben Johnson's a swing for the fences. It could obviously fail.

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Yeah. So it's outpatient, I think. Just put electrical charges on his heart, and then he's going to walk out of there feeling 100% better.

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I like teasing them with the Chiefs because I feel like Chiefs, you tell me that they win by one point or one and a half points. That feels like a pretty good chance to take.

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Oh, that's brutal. I like CJ Stroud over 14 and a half rushing yards.

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Sharps, we wait. Yeah. I've loved watching you on TV, Chris. You've been very good on TV. You've worked with Coach Belichick. What's that been like behind the scenes?

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That's fucking insane. To me, the crazy part is just anesthesia.

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They figured out a way where they can like kind of kill you for a second. You don't remember anything. You don't feel pain. And then you just come back.

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They make bank. Yeah. I want to be anesthesiologist after the Super Bowl every year.

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Yeah, she did a great job, though. I appreciate that she introduced us before she introduced LeBron James.

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And she did a great job. You must have been a very proud dad.

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Yeah, because when they blocked him from doing other interviews, it felt like that's a move that you would make if you were progressing towards a new contract, right?

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That's why you got to take the buffer day after the bachelor party.

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Yeah. They go. It's like the angel and the demon on Jerry Jones' shoulder. The splash hire is always going to be in Jerry's mind. He's like, you know, Deion, instant excitement for the Dallas Cowboys. Good for the brand. Kellen Moore makes the most sense.

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Do you think that Deion would want his son to play for the Cowboys if he was going to be the head coach?

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Okay. I like that. What kind of questions, maybe not in the sense of the Ben Johnson interviews, but if it's a coach that is not seen as someone who gets to pick their destination, what kind of questions are asked to a coach, prospective coach, during an interview for the head job?

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Where on the last day, they just said, okay, we're going to leave. We're going to go up to Denver. When weed had just been legalized there, they're like, we're just going to get really high and sleep all day, Sunday and then into Monday morning. Yeah. Ease ourselves back into the real world. Yeah.

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All right, now here's more Adam Schefter. We saw Rex Ryan, your colleague, has distinguished himself a lot on the airwaves. Is that going to happen, or is that ship-sailed?

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Shit, even after doing like two nights where you don't sleep that well, it'd be awesome to have that pod go in at like 6 p.m. Right. And then wake up at like 10 a.m. the next day.

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That's one of the things that I was looking at when the story came out. I think it was Jonathan Jones reported that he has not signed his contract officially at UNC yet. I don't know how common that is. I don't know if it's if it's one of these things where coaches frequently get to work before signing on the dotted line.

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I know he signed a term sheet, which is different and it's not legally binding to him. But I mean, Bill has signed a napkin before and said this is legally binding.

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Yeah. Let me ask you this. Is there a possibility that Ben Johnson does what he did last season and just says, I want to be a line? I don't see it this year.

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You think maybe Glenn and Ben Johnson a little bit too focused on doing outside interviews, maybe taking their eye off the ball this weekend?

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Okay. I have one non-football related story that I think it's one of the more fascinating stories of the year. And it's a soccer story coming out of Italy.

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Like, come on. Maybe Tom just flashes him that winning smile and charms him with his eyes. I was getting nervous about it.

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So, Hank, just. What a lead in. Yeah. We're talking about other football. So far, I'd say this is the story of the year. Okay. Lazio, the Italian football club.

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How nervous is PFT about Saturday night? I'm nervous. I think the Lions have a great team, but they don't have Jaden Daniels. They don't. Period. That's how I feel about it. If we can keep it within... If it's a one-score game in the fourth quarter, I think that Jaden Daniels will go out there and do something special and win the game.

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Yes, yes, he certainly does. On that note, Cliff Kingsbury, is he going to get a job offer, do you think? And would he accept a head coaching position? Because he said when he left the Cardinals, maybe it's a good thing that I'm not a head coach. That's a lot of stress that he dealt with. Do you think he's going to get an offer, and would he accept?

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They're in a bit of hot water right now because they have an official team falconer. Falconer? The guy that flies the falcon. He does falconry. He does falconry. Yeah. He's a falconer.

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Falconer. He does falconry. Yes. So this guy, he's been with the team for years and years and years. And he manages the Falcon, flies around the stadium. They're the Falcons? Their mascot is a Falcon.

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This is interesting because in the moment, I felt like an outsider because I was the only one putting my hand up and saying, I love V. We were talking visually.

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Yeah, listen, hand up. I'm sorry. I like vaginas. I'm willing to die on that hill. Me too. I'm willing to die on it.

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No, if you ask me T or A, that's a two-part question. It's A or B. How about this, for example?

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Flashing V in a public setting, that's a little low class even for me. But the T was great.

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And there's a bunch of people that are using the Superbad argument of like, oh, yeah, I'm going to say what Jonah Hill said. Jonah Hill's character in Superbad also had an obsession with drawing dicks everywhere. He loved dicks. I don't even remember Superbad. Where he was like, you ever seen a V on its own? Not for me. Ah, got it.

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Dumb question, just wanted to... The Serie A club, Lazio. Yeah, yeah. This guy just got fired. Okay. He got fired because he had a... Penile enhancement surgery.

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Listen, Hank, I believe that you like V. I'm not saying that you're gay. I'm saying that I felt like you were saying I was gay for liking vaginas.

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It might have been a clumsy analogy. Maybe the V, ribeye steak. A, mac and cheese. The T, maybe mashed potatoes. Loaded baked potato. Twice baked potato is what it is. That's what the T's are.

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No, I'm just saying in the moment, I felt like I was a weirdo because I was the only one that said, hey, I love V. So do I, for the record.

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Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, we all have our preferences. I'm just a V guy. I like brains. A woman's brains. I like her soul. Yeah, I agree. Like kind souls. So wait. I'm not talking about feet. Just to put a bow on it. Gay?

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Sure. Sure. Okay. All right. So your Fyre Fest is that everyone thinks that you're gay.

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No, he was not. Well, we don't know. We don't know. I can't take a story about a guy fucking a Falcon. To my knowledge, he has not fucked a Falcon, but it would not shock me if it went there at some point. It's a crazy story. So this guy got fired because he got a dick implant.

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White Boy Ray? I think it was the internet. I think the internet.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's back up because memes posted the clip. But you took it out of context. No, I posted it and I said, fellas, is it gay to like vaginas? And then Hank was like, that's not what I said. Then I directly quoted you. Right.

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Okay, PFT. Good Firefest, eh? Great Firefest. I'm glad we cleared that all up. My week's been pretty good overall. I would say that my Firefest is mostly something that I realized last week watching football. And really, as the college football playoff began, I started to realize this. that there are only like five commercials in the world. Only five commercials exist.

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And I'm sick of all five of them. And I've seen all of them. And the commercials, you basically have your pick of like the State Farm Cinematic Universe, which includes like Derrick Henry, Mahomes, all that stuff. You've got some, usually a product with Shaq in it. Yep. Is one of the options that you have. Then you've got Flow and just like a lot of insurance out there.

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That's not cause for firing, but right after he got the dick implant, he posted a picture of his dick with a dick implant saying what a great surgery he just had and how he needs to ejaculate at least twice a day with as many women as possible. The owner of the club said this. Like in his pants or just straight up posted his dick? Naked? I have not seen the picture.

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Yeah, that's it. And that's all you get. And you see them over and over. And I feel like it's gotten more limited in scope to.

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It actually cools my brain down. It's really good. And I don't want to sound like I'm talking shit about the NFL or their corporate partners or their messaging. I respect the NFL's ability to make. You would never. I would never.

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I used to be racist as fuck until the NFL painted end racism in the end zone. Yep. And so I pay attention when Roger Goodell speaks.

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And I just want to say constructive feedback, Roger Goodell. Give us different commercials. This shit sucks. I'd agree.

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What kind of silverware and cutlery and plate situation are we working with?

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Good luck. I got this. Good luck. We're going to have the beef is going to be on from hard.

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Kate's Mr. Beef is going to be there. Give me moral support as a fellow commanders fan.

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I know it's been a tough few months for you. Yeah, it's been a few months.

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I've read the articles about his dick was out in the picture, and he's bragging about his dick implant. So he was fired. The owner of Lazio was very, very upset with him. This guy apparently lives on the training ground with the Falcon. He lives in the team facility with the Falcon. He was suspended in 2021 because he was doing a Benito Mussolini salute. And then they brought him back.

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I like giving you the illusion of having a choice, but ultimately we're going to be the ones that decide.

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I'll be in charge of the Google Doc, and as my first act of being in charge, I'd like to delegate that task to Hank. I'm done.

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Hank, I need you to report to me, though, and then I'll report to Max.

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98. Right on it. Love you guys. Also, Shane wants a nickname.

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Yeah, Shane has requested a nickname. Shane wants a nickname? Yeah, he said, I'd like a nickname. I've never had a nickname before. So memes posted a picture of him. I think a pretty up-to-date photo. Would you take that like yesterday? I have one for you. Tom Fernelli had a great suggestion, which was Graphics Guy. That's good. And that is so far the leading vocator. I suggested Zane.

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They said, okay, you've served your time. We're bringing you back.

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It's not. So he has been fired from the team for posting this picture. And then he barricaded himself inside the team's facility, demanding that he have his job reinstated. So he's in a hostage situation, potentially with the Falcon, like threatening to kill the Falcon and, To get his job back. And jerking off because he's got to ejaculate twice a day. He has to ejaculate twice a day.

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The owner also fired the doctor that did the penile enhancement surgery because apparently that guy's also the team doctor. So the team doctor gave the Falconer a new dick.

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It could be, yeah. And it was – I mean, Michael Porter Jr. didn't play at the end of the game. They were just like, we're going to ride with Strother. It was the – It was basically in hand.

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The only thing that had it like, ooh, this could get close was Alex Caruso for probably 90 seconds almost created a comeback by himself where he picked, I think, Jamal Murray's pocket, then Jokic's pocket on back-to-back plays and then had a rebound and did another thing where it's just like he's just not giving up. But I'm excited for game seven. I don't know. I don't know.

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I was listening to the postgame. Kendrick Perkins said that he gives the Nuggets a 40% chance of winning game seven, but he has the Thunder by 10. I'm trying to do the math.

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He's a Michael Scott. Every day is a new day. He starts a sentence and doesn't know where it's going to land.

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I agree with that. But a 40% chance, you'd think it would be a little bit closer. Yeah, 40% would be, yeah. It'd be like a five-point game. I can't do math. The whose line is it anyway? You guys want to guess it?

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Seven and a half. Whoa. So Perk was closer than Hank. Should we do first baskets? We got to do first baskets for Celtics Knicks on Friday night, which we're going to get when we're back in studio. We're going to talk all about Hank's time on the wood. He's got a new rival in Timothy Chalamet. DraftKings Sportsbook officials.

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What do you mean? Frenemies. You're rivals. I put in the title. Oh, no. Yeah, I put Hank saves the Celtics, and now he's got a new rivalry with Timothy Chalamet. You know what I mean with that? No, it's fine. I'm going to change it. All right. DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NBA, is giving you a chance to boost your winnings every single game during the playoffs.

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Okay. Wow. Jalen Brunson. Should we talk about this Seth Wickersham article that came out real quick? So there's a new book, Seth Wickersham, who's a very good author. Maybe we'll have him on. The American King's Biography of the Quarterback. Obviously, he's selling a book, so there's got to be some salacious things to get people talking about it.

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And the big one was that Cale Williams did not want to be a Chicago Bear, which... I think most people kind of – well, his dad especially didn't want him to be a Chicago Bear. Most people – that story was out there. I chose to ignore it. It turns out it was true.

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I took my takeaway from the whole article, not just the tweet, was, yeah, I was wrong for thinking that Caleb Williams always wanted to be a Bear, but – I was right that Caleb Williams is the guy because he knew better than anyone that Shane Waldron and Matt Eberfuss were fucking morons. Like he has good judgment. He was like, Shane Waldron's an idiot. He said that before.

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And shout out Ryan Poles because the story goes he met with Kevin O'Connell at the Combine, was like, I want to be a Viking. I don't blame him for that. Kevin O'Connell is a fucking unbelievable coach, especially with QBs. He then went to Alice Hall. Ryan Poles was like, hey, we're going to draft you. And then he changed his tune. He was like, you know what? I can fix this.

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And then the story goes that in his rookie year – The coaching staff was basically AWOL, and he was watching film by himself. And I knew they failed him. I didn't realize to what extent. It's pretty shocking. So, listen, past is the past. Ben Johnson is the future. It's all good.

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Oh, no. So, no, this is actually a direct quote. It says, at times, Williams said he would watch film alone with no instruction or guidance from the coaches. No one tells me what to watch. Caleb Williams told his dad, I just turn it on. So maybe his dad said that to Seth Wickersham.

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I think there was probably, there's been like reporting of it is that like the coaching staff kind of went a wall towards the end there before the firing, they were just kind of like, we're, we're cooked. Also like, I know that it obviously looks bad. The headline, Caleb Williams, his dad weren't wrong. Like, the Bears have historically been bad for quarterbacks. Like, they weren't wrong.

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You can't be like, oh, my God, how could they say that? They weren't wrong, and especially with the coaching staff. Now, I think now it's changed because Ben Johnson is here, and I've apologized many times for saying it was a – Great situation that Caleb Williams walked into. That was a very bad, stupid thing I said all summer long last summer. Really, really dumb shit for brains.

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But yeah, I read the article because obviously I saw the tweet and I was like, oh, fuck. And then I read the article and I was like, I don't really know... Outside of his dad being like, we're going to go to the UFL, which I didn't realize... there wasn't anything that was like, Oh man, how could they say this? You know what I mean?

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He's a dad fighting for his kid. I also watched an interview that Seth Wickersham did this afternoon with Adam Hogue, who's a beat reporter for the Bears. And I think Seth Wickersham's exact quote, because they're like, how close was this actually to happening of him? Like not of being like, we're not going to the Bears. He said he said the gasoline was out, but they never took out the matches.

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So it's like I think a lot of the coward stuff, like coward was reporting directly from his dad. I think it was that like just, you know, floating it out there, but never actually going that extra step to being like, no, we're not going to get we're not coming to Chicago.

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Right. And it does look like, from the reading of the article, that Ryan Poles did a really good job of kind of convincing him because the story goes that he went to Alice Hall and came out of that meeting with Ryan Poles being like, I can do this. I can fix this. And again, it was... He's right that Matt Eberflus and Shane Walter are bad. That's a really good sense of judgment of people.

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And that was the biggest thing. I had to accept it, but I definitely wanted Eberflus fired. I wanted Harbaugh very, very badly. That, I think, would have changed everything. And it I think a lot of people thought that. And then the Bears obviously were like, we're not going to fire him. We're going to keep going with this, which was stupid, very stupid in retrospect.

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And that's probably comes from George McCaskey, who is not the I wouldn't I wouldn't put him in the Hall of Fame of owners of professional sports teams. That would have been wild, though, if he was a battle hawk.

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Yeah, get out of here. But yeah, it's it's like bad shit happened. New stuff. We got new stuff. If he was still the coach and this came out, it would be panic level a billion. Yeah, right. Like it's not that's just not the situation anymore.

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All right. Before we kick it to ourselves, we forgot to mention this during Fyre Fest, so we should say it now. Max, you are paying up your payment this weekend.

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You knew everything that's going on. Yeah, I don't know. You know exactly what's going on. I was trying to convince Max last night because we saw the video. The guys seem like good guys. One of them is the wild card. And I was telling Max he's got to out wildcard the wildcard. So he's got to order some strippers. He's got to bring a loaded gun, some Russian roulette. Just be the wildcard, Max.

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I've seen this so many times. You got to take the wild card to the wild card before he can take it to you.

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So Jack is going to go in and film it. So we will have a vlog of it. I still think you got to be the wild card. Like you, you got it. You got to fuck dude. You show up with a loaded gun, literally. And a couple strippers and maybe some extracurriculars and people like, holy shit, this guy's a wild card.

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Definitely none of that. Let's talk to him. It's about The Bachelor. When's the wedding? I don't know. How do you not know? You're going to this guy's bachelor party.

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Are you looking around your apartment right now to see what you can get? How fast, PFT, how fast can you get him that green?

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I was trying to explain to Max because Max can drink and these guys are just regular guys. But if they're from Wisconsin, they can drink. I don't care what they look like. They can drink.

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Yeah. And I actually was talking to one of them last night and they were like, we're going to out drink Max. And I was like, I hope they do. I really can't happen for our podcast. That cannot happen. I really hope that they do. You got to go in there being like, no one's out drinking me.

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I'm excited for the video. I think it's going to be a great video for the AWLs. Yeah. And you're playing paintball.

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What time is it? GameTime. Okay. Hank is back from sitting on the wood. The Celtics have won game five. Great individual performance from Hank, by the way. Great job by Hank.

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We also have our good friend Randy Moss to talk about the Preakness, try to fix horse racing, and a bonus guest, Sandman from the barn. Randy is the best. We got a lot of sports to talk about. The Caps got bounced. Hank saved the Celtics season and had a showdown with Timothy Chalamet. Denver forces a game seven. We have the NFL schedule release.

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This was the play that Josh Hart got all bloody, and I think it was Luke Cornett has razor blades in his armpits. In the elbows, I think.

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I mean, that was the different... I mean, I think the Celtics, it looked like... The game started and Derek White was like, I'm going to be the man. He was awesome. I mean, he and Jalen Brown were great. And then Luke Cornett, like, I actually think... that Kristaps, whatever he has, Luke Cornett is a better option than Kristaps right now.

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And Joe Mizzou obviously agrees because the second half he sat Kristaps. Kristaps only played 12 minutes in the whole game.

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But again, like I saw the graphic, the graphic of Hank saying we're on to the finals. Then in parentheses says Hank after Celtics down to one against the Knicks.

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I have a question. Would it be, I guess it would be against the PED. Could they just give Kristaps like 100 milligram Vyvanse before the game?

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All right. So you also helped the Jalen Brunson got in foul trouble. Big foul trouble. You got big foul trouble to start the third.

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Cat literally just finds fouls. His fouls are so frustrating because he will foul when it has no impact on the play. And he's like, hey, I just got to get my hands on someone.

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Yeah, he was not happy. So how do you feel about Friday night? Because I think... Obviously, if you get to Game 7, I think the Celtics will win the series. I do not think you're going to win Friday night. I think Jalen Brunson is going to win this series on Friday night.

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Game six, the Knicks have two shots at it. I do not think the pressure is – yes, well, three memes, but you already lost your first one. So you have two shots left. I think the pressure is still on the Celtics for game for Friday night. If it goes to Monday night back in Boston, then it's just... Then the Knicks are fucked. How could you lose up 3-1 with Tatum out? Then it flips. What? What?

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Oh, I like where you're about to go. So, Max... No, go ahead. No, no, go ahead. No, no, Max. That was an impressive win for the Celtics. Without Jason Tatum, I think what Max is trying to say is, are they a better team without Jason Tatum?

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Also, Max has not said anything. He's just giving us faces. And we know exactly where his brain is going. If I may. He's nodding along being like... I've said one word. The only thing I've said so far is well.

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I've slept for two hours. I do not think that the Celtics are better without Jason Tatum. I do think that if you, in this series, like last night watching them, they might be a more team basketball. That might be every team. When your best player goes out, it's like you got to cut more. You got to move more. Everyone's going to spread the ball, make the extra pass.

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Are they undefeated in the playoffs without Jason Tatum? Did they win the game against the Magic without him? No. Oh. Is it a 1-1? Yeah. I have a couple other questions, Hank.

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A win is a stat. Hank, you better just get used to this because if the Celtics keep going, this is going to keep going.

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Like, he actually kind of masturbated him. Yeah, he held it for long enough. I think the ruling on the field is masturbation. He's a ball-dominant player. He jerked him off. Oh, yeah, you can see. He kind of, like, fiddled his fingers on his dick. This was disgusting, Hank. Yeah, I mean, slow-mo, anything. Oh, this is Josh Hart's sister just said weird. Yeah, she quote-tweeted saying weird.

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that's a pelt on the wall yeah yeah yeah he held on to that for it i get it if you like grab or you're like hands and you gotta get an edge any way you can he held it there it looks like josh hart's getting the edge right now um all right that's also josh hart's wife oh that's his wife okay sorry sorry sorry sorry yeah she is jealous yeah yeah you can tell she's like like he did it better than me yeah maybe she's saying it's weird for josh

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Yeah, weird that Josh would allow this to happen. Yeah. Yeah. All right, my other question, last question about this game. There's reports... that you may have met one of the top celebs in the country right now, one of the coolest guys out there, let's say maximum aura based on the fact that he does not lace up his Timberlands. We're talking about Timothee Chalamet, and the report is you turtled.

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a thousand million times cooler than me correct more successful like he he's got it all he's got everything he's got it all uh and how cool is that to be like i think he's he's he obviously he's a real knicks fan but like to also reach this type of fame where if he plays it right like jack nicholson went to what 40 years of lakers games sitting courtside he became synonymous to lakers like timothy chalamet had can be basically the heir apparent to spike lee yeah

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All right, so let's say you win game six Friday night, game seven Monday, which is a weird schedule. Should we fly Jerry O'Connell in and do a stream on PMT, or are you trying to go to the game?

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I don't think you could do it, too. Like, second round is late enough in the playoffs. Max, you've never had to go for the second round, right?

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That's a statement of fact. No, Jerry, the sequence of events is Jerry called the series over, retired Bing Bong, flip-flopped and brought the Bing Bong back, That's when Hank said flip-flopping pussy.

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You've got to be on Chalamet Watch. What about Frank the Tank? Henry Lockwood officially... He's been officially enlisted for Chalamet Watch. You need to fight him. Yeah.

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All right. Other games. Series over for the Warriors. Also feels like kind of the end of maybe this was a bummer.

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This series was... Yeah, I mean, Julius Randle was the MVP of this series. He was so good every single game. And the Timberwolves are a very good team. And we'll talk about them more, because obviously they're in the Western Conference Final, back-to-back Western Conference Finals, to see if they can take the next step and go to the Finals.

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This was like a sad, hey, the Warriors, this iteration may be dead. Steve Kerr said afterwards he thought they had a legitimate chance to make a finals run if Steph had stayed healthy. I also weirdly, I know Jimmy Butler was sick, but is this the death of...

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playoff Jimmy no I think Jimmy's just he can't do it all on his own for three games in a row but that's what he's been like playoff Jimmy has done that's what playoff Jimmy that's literally what playoff Jimmy did he the last two games he took 20 shots total I don't know again he was feeling under the weather two games ago maybe still lingered but like I mean, he's getting older.

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I think that's exactly where... When Steph gets hurt in game two, you're like, playoff Jimmy will get him one. He didn't... He can get them one.

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Yeah, that's part of sports. It sucks, too, that like the Hurricanes were just they like they basically were a boa constrictor on you guys this series. Like, I think what would you score seven goals like it just wasn't it wasn't even a fun series from from the Capitals perspective because the Hurricanes just like choked you to death.

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I mean, they beat the Nuggets last year in seven, so it's like you've done it. Yeah, no, Julius Randle was – he's exactly what the Timberwolves needed in the fact that he – Cat has these swings, and he's an incredible shooter, an incredible offensive big man.

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Julius Randle has just been consistent, and you've seen it where he doesn't do the old Julius Randle of spinning to nowhere and all that stuff. He's just been awesome. And Anthony Edwards, I feel like we're due for – I think – Has Anthony Edwards – he had a 50-point playoff game last year, right? I don't think he's gone nuclear this year, has he? He's toyed with it.

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I think we're going to get a 50-burger in the Western Conference Final at some point, at some point from Anthony Edwards because it feels like he's flirting. I'm looking right now for game logs. Yeah, I'm excited. And shout out also the Timberwolves fan who was just doing coke in the middle of the game. Did you guys see that? I didn't see that one.

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Yeah, there was a guy who... It was the feed of... It was the Jumbotron feed. So people who have league past, they were watching and someone noticed it. But also... No, I think there's still... Oh, I guess the league passes. There were people tweeting about it.

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Yeah, love that. He thought he was set, and the jumbotron was just right on him while he was just doing coke in his seat. That's a savage move, but it's also... It's a closeout game against the Warriors... I think that if it was a court situation, you'd be like, dude, we were closing out the Warriors.

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Although you could probably spin it anyway. You'd be like, yeah, the boys needed me. It's a tight game. You're like, I was nervous. I needed to get locked in. If the game's out of hand, though, that's a bad look. 44 points is his career. I'm going to say it right now, 50-burger coming for Anthony Edwards in this series. I'm excited. I don't know. Are they going to start?

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Well, I guess we've already taped the Nuggets Thunder. Is there a chance we just don't have any playoffs this weekend?

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Got it. Got it. All right, so hockey, the Leafs are in major trouble. Major, major trouble. Big time. That was... As much of an ass kicking as you could get in front of a home crowd. Very important game five. Holy shit, they got smoked.

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yeah well uh coach craig bruby the leafs coach said it perfectly he said i don't think they came in any harder than they have i think we let them come tonight we stood around and watched yeah they were sitting in the cuck chair yeah it's kind of hot yeah kind of hot they were just coming the panthers were coming and craig bruby was just sitting there watching the whole thing oh speaking of great coaching moves how about i don't think we talked about chris finch calling his team a bunch of losers

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domination of the knights you can't win a c that's as close to a sweep as you can get because they won the series 4-1 and the only win for the knights was a buzzer beater yeah so how many minutes did uh did edmonton's goalie go without letting in a goal skinner yeah it was uh it must have been after the after overtime so 60 no no no it was 120 before they got to overtime

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Answer the bell because there were legitimate people saying like, hey, Skinner, that's crazy that you did that in the buzzer beater. How could you let him play anymore? The series comes back, doesn't give up a goal for the next two games.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then McDavid might be Alfred. He's Catwoman. Yeah. Yeah. He's Catwoman. That seems right. I'm excited for the Oilers. I'm excited for Witt. Same. Oilers-Stars feels like it could be awesome. It could be very awesome. Should we talk about the NFL schedule?

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Yeah, the Leafs, yeah. If you were up 2-0 in the series and about to lose in six games, that would be devastating.

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All right. Oh, I have one last thing before we talk NFL schedule. Did you guys see one of the saddest headlines I've seen? Cavs owner Dan Gilbert spent over $500,000 on fake snow machines that were used one time in the postseason. So this is a thing the Cavs did. It's called the Cavalanche. That's a nice touch.

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When the Cavs go on a run, like an unanswered 10 in a row, they do a Cavalanche in the stands where they drop fake snow. He spent $500,000. He used it one single time.

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but you can save that right that's also i don't know that's a business expense yeah you write that off i mean 500k for a billionaires it probably i would imagine 500 bucks it went off they're like hey we want to we want to spend half a million dollars on on this thing where we're going to drop fake snow he's like no like what if we told you it's the capital so some guy some guy came up with them at like the cavalanche and dan gilbert stood up on a table was like

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All right, here it is. Before the start of this postseason, Cavs chairman Dan Gilbert loved the idea of the Cavalanche.

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so much that he paid more than $500,000 to install fake snow machines in the arena ceiling that could blast confetti throughout the arena's bowl when the Cavs went on one of their patented offensive tears. Okay, so that's an investment then. The Cavalanche machine went off exactly once in the entire postseason.

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Yeah, do you think Dan Gilbert, after they got bounced, went into an empty arena and was like, just hit the Cavalange once for me. Just let me see the Cavalange.

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Yeah. That's a great name. We need more guys like Todd and more ideas like the Cavalanche. Everyone else is fired in this room.

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I got two questions for you, PFT. The first is, how quickly did they show the offsides? I think it was the first period on the Jumbotron, because that was heartbreaking. I bet the Caps in solidarity, and I was like,

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Oh, man. All right. NFL schedule. I feel very confident in remaining with my take that they completely have ruined the fun of the NFL schedule release because I don't know if you guys had the same experience. I knew the entire Bears schedule at like noon on Wednesday. It should be noon. It's not primetime.

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Mm-hmm. I'm woke on this. Two powerful enemies. So the Colts tweeted their video. By the way, I'm... I don't want to sound too old man-ish. I'm out on all the scheduled release videos except for the Chargers.

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Everyone tries to get so funny and cute, and then you also remember that there's owners who have to sit and be approved or not approved. Just stop it. Just stop. It's not... Whatever. Whatever. The Chargers, though, and the Colts now. So I'm woke on this. I think the Colts might have deleted it to get more buzz because that was legitimately a hilarious video. They actually crushed it.

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They did Tyreek Hill as a dolphin getting arrested by the Coast Guard. They had Will Levis getting hit by a bus, a bachelorette bus, where there was a chick puking on the bus. They had Kyler Murray as the chicken jockey. They had John Rocker and Mahomes Sr. fighting, and then Patrick Mahomes is a frog, and then they had Liam Cohen doing the Duval. It was funny. That sounds all funny.

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And then they deleted it. But I think that it actually makes it even better. It's like a cult classic. A cult classic.

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It would be very funny for them to do a televised draft. Then you have every social media, like the head of every social media team sitting in a room and they get up there and they're like, hey, we're going to do Minecraft.

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Yeah, right. Yeah, hey, we're going to do a play on the bear, and we're going to do different cuisines.

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So they could have done everything. You can't like every NHL team. That's illegal. The Costco guys should have revealed every single, they should have been every team's video.

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Yeah, I have one other old man take, and I actually think this one's correct and people will agree with me. I think it is absolutely bullshit to have any division game played international. So the Chargers and Chiefs are playing on Friday night in Brazil to start the season. You should not have division games be international games.

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Yeah, that one, I feel like they've just been going towards that way. Do you play the Eagles close?

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yeah yeah you have a buy in the last three weeks oh no it's uh eagles christmas eagles i think i know we finished the last game of the season is eagles commanders so week five by socks that's the bears have not not too happy about that also the i was just looking like random things like the browns the browns scheduled to start as bengals ravens packers lions they're gonna be Yeah, it's tough.

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But they did. They can't. They did whatever they want. We also have on paper, this is my favorite part about the schedule being released, is that we get excited for games. We're about to do our Mount Rushmore of games of the year. On paper, we do have a very strong Thanksgiving. So it's Packers at Lions, Chiefs at Cowboys, Bengals at Ravens.

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That kind of sucks. They also, speaking of primetime, they hit the Patrick Holmes button. The first eight weeks of the season, five primetime games for the Chiefs.

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They smart. I'm down for that. Patrick was playing in a game. It will feel more important. Yeah, it's just a fact. All right. You ready to do the dumbest draft? Because half these games will have like a backup quarterback playing. Yeah. Mount Rushmore of games of the year. Hank, you want to start? No. Okay. PFT, you want to start? Yeah, I'll start. All right. Go ahead, PFT.

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I like that one. All right, I'll go week two, Eagles and Chiefs Super Bowl rematch. afternoon window that's a really nice thing they did there because we get so hyped up for week one and then there's usually a little like oh week two doesn't you don't have the same you know excitement and then we have that waiting for us so good job by the NFL schedule makers

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Yeah. And then my other, well, a side question. You did say going into the playoffs that goaltending was an issue. That last goal for the Hurricanes was an issue.

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All right, I'm going to go with Thanksgiving night. You know, you finish all the meals, you watch some football, and then you're like, man, I hope there's a good game. How about Joe Burrow going up against Lamar Jackson in Baltimore week 13? I love that game. I'm going to love that game. That's a great one. Yeah.

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Prayers for DeMar. Got to have prayers for DeMar. There's so many good games. So many good games to pick from. And it's hard to pick these games because there's so many good games. You don't want to leave one out. And there's just so many good games. I'll go week 13. Vikings at Seahawks. Sam Darnold Revenge.

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I mean, thank God for flex scheduling, right? They should trade for Jameis. Giants have too many quarterbacks. It's just a fact.

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Should have gotten Shedussy. All right, Max, you got your last two. This has been some great podcasting.

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No, you never have, and neither does your mom. Your mom probably went to you, son, that's a soft-ass goal. We were raised better.

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Yeah. Okay. I like that. All right, I'm going to go off the beaten path, too, and try to call my shot. This is my holy shit, there's too many international games. This game's going to suck, and then it actually rocks game of the year. It's Sunday, November 9th in Berlin, Falcons and Colts. I don't want to watch that game. Okay. But then it's just going to end up rocking. Yeah.

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I do not want to watch that game. And it's also like perfectly. It's the fifth, I believe, six international game of the year. You're just like, dude, we're doing this still. And then somehow like Anthony Richardson and Michael Penix are going to have the best games ever.

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So I did it on Waddle and Sylvia. They sprung it on me, and I ended up at 11 and 6. I was like, I don't like that. I'd rather be 10 and 7. Or 9 and 8 feels like 6 out of 10 excitement.

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I can do it. All right. Let's get to our interviews. We've got two great interviews. We've got Mike Miller and then our guy Randy Moss talking Preakness. Before we do that, PFT, you got a couple ads?

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And you would handle it the same way. No, no, I'm not saying you. I'm not saying you. I'm just saying... That felt like the moment that was like, oh, no. And also, I was alerted to something, which I'm sure you knew. But someone commented, because I was getting a gape tonight. I was trying to get a gape. I was tweeting about the game. Hitting some nitrous.

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okay we now welcome on a very very very very special guest it is two-time nba champion uh turned agent he's here for the combine uh shout out lift thank you yeah it is mike miller uh thanks for coming by it's awesome to see you it's awesome to have you in the studio why don't we start with the combine so you are an agent now how was how's the transition to being an agent

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and he told the story paulo's told the story who's he's been on this show he was awesome he said that you were just uh pacing and talking to yourself and being like lock in get in the zone you got to be agent mike is that true well you gotta lock it it's different you know you're like uh you know once you get out of the game you got to find competitive keep you going and so you know for me it was like that's that's just the way i am right and so

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Someone commented under one of my tweets that there's a certain person who has a gape tattoo on their arm.

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Yeah. So when you retired, you immediately were like, I have to stay in the game some way and get into coaching? Or did you take a minute where you're like, because we talked to Joe Keem a couple weeks ago. He said he didn't watch basketball for three years. He's like, I can't watch basketball.

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Yeah, he was just like, I just couldn't do it. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to be a part of it. Now he's back to watching basketball. Did you have any of that, or were you like, I had a great career. I got everything I needed to get out of it, and now I'm on to the next chapter?

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at 40 years old that had to feel good if people didn't see it this is a obviously a division one very good college team and showing the levels to it mike miller's you know you've been out of the game for a couple years you're 40 years old and it was not even close you were just you were just dominating them one-on-one

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Well, you're like, yeah, this is awesome to show them, like, this is what the level is. This is what you got to get to.

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So what was the difference between LeBron in Miami and then Cleveland? Because you played with him both times. Could you tell a difference? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, like Dwayne, it was it was obviously LeBron is LeBron, but it was he was going to a place where it was Dwayne Wade's team franchise. And then he goes back to Cleveland.

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Right move by you, because when I saw it, I was like, oh, my God. Yeah, no, no, please. No, I thought it was Photoshopped. I had to go to his Instagram to check.

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Well, now he has his greatest test of all time. He's got to make Luca not fat. Do you think he will?

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This is like LeBron's done it all, but can he do the one thing no one's been able to do? That's a great question.

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As an agent, and you're obviously in the league circles, was the Luka trade as shocking to you in the moment as it was to everyone else? Absolutely. Absolutely.

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I want you to know, PFD, if the series had still been going on, I would not have mentioned it. I would have also buried it because that was like, it was literally, I was basically Kieran Culkin in Succession when his rocket blows up. I looked at it on my phone and I just put my phone back in my pocket and walked away. I was like, I can't do that.

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Was it a lot harder to transition to the veteran spot where it's like, hey, I'm only getting five shots a night? Because if you shoot 15 times a night, you can miss some. You're going to miss some. But if you shoot five, like you said, you've got to make three. You have to do that.

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So if we said right now, like, go out and shoot 100 threes, what would you confidently... Plus 80, somewhere in that area. Still to this day. That's so awesome.

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No, I was going to say athlete ever. Oh. Who would be in the running? Is Dallas Goddard from there? Yeah.

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Mark Ellis. Hunter Lepke. Mike Miller. You listed three here. Three? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you're the best basketball player from South Dakota, right?

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So you're – it's not even a question. Yeah. Jay Novacek. That was, remember him? Yeah, he's pretty. Tight end for the Cowboys. Yeah, I think I'm going to give it to you. Thank you. South Dakota doesn't really have anything else.

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When you guys were starting off with him, did you know – was there a moment where you're like, oh, Spoh, this guy can coach? Did it click? Because he was young, and there was definitely some conversations of like, oh, can he handle this? Should Pat Riley come back down? That whole thing.

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So towards the end of your career, you played with the Nuggets. Yes. What was your first impression of Jokic?

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Yeah, no more gape. Hank, is there anything, oh, you'd like to say something, Hank? I just have a question.

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Outside of LeBron, actually outside of LeBron, Wade, Bosh, those Heat teams, who is the best player you played with?

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And then you had Mike Batiste. Oh, Mike Batiste. I guess it was seven because Mikel Gladness. He's not a Mike. No, he's not. And then Michael Doliak. Oh, Michael. Big Doli.

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yeah and then it went sideways yeah did you leave the exit step yeah you gotta get out of there i didn't want to see the end of that one that's crazy yeah because i watched the netflix uh the the documentary about it was gilbert like my biggest takeaway from all of it is like gilbert arenas loved to fuck with people and he kind of didn't know where the line was

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Yeah, especially winning the Finals. You don't want to be someone who wasn't participating, and then you have that game where you went seven for eight, right? Which one did you miss?

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That's got to be such an awesome feeling. Did you tell everyone in the huddle, like, hey, just keep, like, I got this?

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You would get fouled hard and you'd just be like, I'm not doing this anymore. I do not want to be a part of this. I love it. Yeah. You'd still, like, you said you can't do it anymore, but like... The Memphis video, you were cooking those guys. What level of college basketball could you still take everyone on the team?

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Also, another spin zone, like, losses suck in the playoffs, but a loss in Game 5 is definitely less painful than a loss in Game 7.

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He was the man. He is the man. Where's he at now? I think he was playing in the Detroit G League, I want to say. He came into the office and hung out with us after.

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Yeah, yeah. He watched some games the Sweet 16 weekend after they got bounced. Yeah, I mean, we basically just sit around and watch you guys play basketball all the time. It's pretty fun. It's so good. It's a pretty good life. All right, I got one last question. It's a rowback question. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Promo code TAKE. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts.

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Rowback.com. Promo code TAKE. So we started, we were talking about Lyft, you being an agent, basketball, media, everything. Is there anyone on your team that you want to shout out? Anyone who played at Providence or anything? Oh, yeah. Did he play there? Yeah, he did play there.

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Yeah, we're talking about Donnie McGrath. He didn't score in the TBT final when we needed him to score.

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It was like Tatum, LeBron, all these guys coming out of the club, and then it's Donnie McGrath. Yeah.

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Oh, man, it was bad. It was bad. I don't want to point fingers. I don't think Donnie had his best night shooting. Andre Barrett did get his pocket pick like five times in a row. Josh Boone didn't feel like he really wanted to be there. It was a bad scene. It was a bad scene. How much would you all have won? I think the players would have won. Well, technically I was a player.

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I think it was like 50 grand each, and then maybe Dave and I were going to win 25 grand each, and we were going to spend it all on the club that night. Dave had it all set up.

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It should have been there, yeah. And it was a bad scene. Yeah, we choked. Did you get any points? I did not get any. I scored in the tournament. That's good. I scored, I think, four points in the tournament. That was in a blowout game in the second round. They put us in. But, yeah, I did not get any minutes in the final game when that much money was at stake. Yeah. All right.

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Right. It sucks to lose, but when you lose in its somewhat convincing fashion, you're like, well, what are you going to do?

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So seriously, though, on the agency thing, like what's what's the next step? Like, are you just how what's the process of getting guys like into your how are you differentiating? How are you like, hey, like Paulo was probably a huge step for you guys. Yeah. So like what's how do you convince someone like that you're the person that they should be entrusting?

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We will put a plaque in this studio. I appreciate that. That means a lot to me. Like the Mike Miller corner. But just so you know- If there is, like, if someone awesome comes out of South Dakota, it is. Yeah, it's up for grabs.

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Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite guests, very, very, very special guest. It is Randy Moss, ahead of the Preakness this weekend. And unfortunately, it's a bummer of a Preakness, and we want to start with that, Randy. Sovereignty, who won the Kentucky Derby, incredible race, will not be racing at Pimlico on Saturday. Like, this sucks for horse racing, Randy.

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And I don't know if you have a spin on it or what exactly happened, but this sucks. How did this happen? Why did this happen? And how can we stop this from happening?

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So this isn't new to the rest of sports. This is something that we complain about all the time, whether it be NBA load management, whether it be Major League Baseball, pitchers only pitching six innings and getting pulled earlier than they used to and not going over 100 pitches. So you think the solution and what will happen is the calendar will change, not the

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potentially a, like the NBA, for example, where they made it, hey, you have to play this many games to be eligible for the postseason awards. Is there any chance they're like, hey, if you run the Kentucky Derby, you have to, unless there's an injury, you have to run the Preakness if you win the Kentucky Derby.

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Or is that kind of like, hey, that's going to open up a can of worms of health of the horse. It's going to be the calendar changing instead.

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Yeah, and it really is. I love horse racing, and I understand the dilemma here because you don't want to have breakdowns and horses get injured because that is bad for the sport.

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But the Triple Crown means something, and it's supposed to be really hard, and that's kind of why it's special if you get a horse winning the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness, and then the Belmont becomes a huge, huge event. It's kind of like last year when we talked about Flight line, one of my favorite horses I've ever seen run, and I got to see flight line in person. Flight line was incredible.

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Ran, what, five races, six races, and then was studded. Like, that's the best athletes in this sport don't run enough, so it stinks.

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Yeah, horses are like the ultimate dudes. If I had a tennis ball right now and I started tossing myself, eventually PFT would be like, yo, throw that to me.

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I love it. Last question about the Kentucky Derby, and then we want to talk picks for this weekend. I know this doesn't count for anything, but I did bet Baeza in the Kentucky Derby. Do you think if the Kentucky Derby was, let's say, 100 yards longer, Baeza would have won? I think he would have run second. Okay. All right. That doesn't help. I've been convincing myself that.

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All right. Let's talk about the races. Let's talk about Friday, which you can watch Randy on Friday, the Black Eyed Susan. Do you have any, besides the Black Eyed Susan, do you have any picks on Friday or races that you're looking forward to? And then also, what do you have for the Black Eyed Susan?

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It's also, it's a one of one, but it's also like a true one of one because it's was made for PFT. And like, he's the only one who could wear it and be like, damn, that's sick. Yeah. Like anyone else put that on. You're like, what the fuck is this guy doing?

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Yeah, no, and you did kind of predict, like, if you do an exotic in the Kentucky Derby, you had the horses.

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All right. So, yeah, the Leafs are in trouble. I don't know. That was the other hockey thing. The Leafs are in a lot of trouble. They're in the don't let us win one, and I don't think they're going to win one. You can't come out flat at home. No. They got fucking. Oh, that was bad. In basketball news, the Denver 5-2-8-0s forced a game seven.

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I have a dumb question, Randy. When they travel with the horses from Louisville to Baltimore for the Preakness, you know, when I do a road trip, I stop, I get snacks, get some pretzels, get some candy. Do they do any special snacks for the horses when they, like, take a, you know, like whoever's driving the car has to take a piss? Do they, like, hey, horse, here's a special snack for the road trip?

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uh very very well you'd be surprised wow has a horse ever been put on a no-fly list if they acted up on the play like they get nervous when they're flying yeah horses from the middle east maybe you put on the no-fly no-fly list yeah um all right randy i got one last question for you it's a roback question r-h-o-b-a-c-k.com promo code take 20 off your first purchase q-zips polos hoodies joggers shorts roback.com promo code take

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So I was very skeptical when I turned on the game and saw the 5-2-8-0s were out there on the court tonight. Not really elimination game jerseys, but it was just the Nuggets bench was just – like Jokic was great. Jamal Murray, who actually I think had the flu –

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I've done a terrible job in the nine years that we've known you. I have not introduced you correctly. Really? Well, you're a Hall of Famer. You're in the Horse Racing Hall of Fame. So I have a couple questions. You are, right? No.

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All right, well, I saw an interview that someone did, and they called you a hall of famer. You should be. All right, fine. You should be in the horse racing hall of fame. What do we have to do to get you in the horse racing hall of fame? And then once you're in the horse racing hall of fame, what is it like? Instead of a gold jacket, is it like a golden saddle? How does it work?

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wing of the hall of fame i don't know if that's ever something that i'll be in but um yeah it would be it would be kind of cool i guess you need to be in i yeah see i looked up like i you know whenever we have a guest on i'll just see like if there's any recent stories and you did a baltimore positive podcast a day ago uh or might have been today or might have been earlier this morning and the host introduced you it says uh randy uh moss a horse racing hall of famer reflects 40 years at pimlico so now it's on the internet now you're in the hall of fame

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So you're in. So I think we're just going to say you're in the horse race. You're in our horse racing hall of fame.

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Yeah, we're going to do a plaque because actually, so this episode on Friday, we also had Mike Miller, who won two NBA titles on the show, And we were talking to him about how he's the best athlete from South Dakota. We said we put up a plaque in the studio that says, Mike Miller, best athlete from South Dakota. Next to that plaque is going to say, Randy Moss, Horse Racing Hall of Fame.

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I'm going to Saratoga later this summer. I'm going to go to the Horse Racing Hall of Fame, and I'm going to drop off a packet of being like, this is the guy. How have we not done this? I will not rest. It's a great injustice.

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was uh very good and i know christian brown is a starter but like julian strother that was he you need one of those you need one of those guys to step up and have that type of game and he had 15 points in it like three huge threes i also think uh

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We're going to find out, and we're going to have the AWLs just spam the Horse Racing Hall of Fame and be like, let Randy in.

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Yeah. All right. Well, Randy, thank you as always. You're the best. And hopefully we'll talk to you in a couple weeks when we have sovereignty back in action for the Belmont.

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That game was basically not won by the Nuggets in the last few minutes of the first half, but kind of lost by the Thunder because it felt like the Thunder were going to take that game. And they were up 9 or 10. And then SGA gets one of the worst, dumbest fouls. And the refs were like, they were all over the place. Guys were just fucking beating on each other.

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They're all scared of you. What does that mean? They said that to me. They're like, Hank scares us. He's our boss. I was like, he is. You should be scared of Hank. Yeah, you should be scared of Hank.

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You can drink beers at softball. You can't be wasted at softball because then it's just not fun to just make errors.

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Ah, got it. Pug? No, Quiggs. Quiggs is taking his coach. Quiggs is the MVP of our team. Also, Quiggs brought a TV to the game. I didn't even know that existed.

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but he fouled a frustration foul on Jokic where he got the ball stolen and then 60 feet from the basket just smacked him, got his fourth foul, had to sit for the last two minutes, and Lou Dort hit a buzzer beater, but the Nuggets came all the way back, tied the game, and it felt like all the momentum switched because it was like Thunder are here and they're going to win this game, and then the second half was more Nuggets, and I'm happy for a game seven.

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Once in a while, like the Browns at the end of last year, where they just... It's like a week 17, 18 problem at all. Yeah. It's not more than that. Remember the Giants won a game late in the season, right?

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Or not DiNucci, DeVito. Was DeVito last year? No, DeVito was two years ago. What was the game they won?

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It was the Colts. Yeah, that's right. The Colts game. Yeah. In New York. Yeah. And that fucked them up.

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No, absolutely not. All right. My Fire Fest is I just have sphere withdrawal. I just wish I was back there. I'm like... Did you say severe? Sphere. Sphere.

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I'm like the Avatar people who saw it and then got depressed because they weren't like the blue creatures. When I leave the sphere, it takes me a while to readjust. Like nothing... The flowers don't smell as sweet. Conversations are boring to me. I just want to be tripping my balls off in a concert in the sphere.

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It's the sphere. I just need the sphere. I need to be back. If I could live in it, I would. Unfortunately, I can't. Maybe someday. Maybe build one here. Minisphere. Minisphere would rock. A personal sphere would rock.

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I think we're in a world of hurt right now with our math. I don't know. The answer is I don't know. 500K times 1E9.

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Yeah, so then it would be 4,000 and some more because it's 2 point whatever billion. One sphere equals like 5,000 cavalanches.

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Because the other... There's one Dwaygar full-strength crossbow, one Dwaygar half-strength. Correct. Let's go for the full-strength.

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Okay, all right, so let's kill the strong one. Absolutely. Before I do that, though, can I just... I got a friend who's in... He's had a tough go of it. Can I just lightly kiss Greg on the lips?

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The result, a truck that can do it all, then show up on Monday with a story to tell. So learn more about the Silverado Trail Boss at Chevy.com. Chevrolet, together, let's drive. Okay, here he is, Tim Woods and Dungeons & Dragons. Okay, we are back. It is Dungeons & Dragons time. We have Tim Woods here. We're very excited to get back into our mission.

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If you are listening to this on the podcast, you can go watch the video because we have an incredible set. We're all dressed up. Let's go around the room just for our podcast listeners. We'll start with Max. Max, Nick are both here. Max, why don't you say who you are and what you're dressed as?

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You don't know who Master Splinter is. Oh, you do? What am I doing?

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Try Reese's new delicious chocolate lava big cup. I love Reese's. They're my favorite. They're my one, one goat candy out there. And they've just kicked it up a whole other level with the Reese's chocolate lava big cup. We're eating them this past week.

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When we say we have the best job in the world, part of it is that when you walk into Parcel HQ this past month, there's been a Reese's Chocolate Lava Big Cup just sitting there every single day. You turn around, and it's right in your face, and guess what? I eat it every single time. They're so good. It hits every time. Yeah. So try the Reese's new delicious Chocolate Lava Big Cup.

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They're huge cups, and they are so, so good. Reese's Cups, you can buy them basically anywhere. But you got to try that Chocolate Lava Big Cup because it has even more perfect with a layer of ooey gooey delicious chocolate lava in the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. So go check them out now, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. The Reese's Chocolate Lava Big Cup. That's what I'm talking about.

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We are also brought to you by our friends at... Tax Act. Hank? Yeah. It's that time of year.

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So the IRS is officially now open and accepting returns. Tax season is officially here. How are you feeling?

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Sounds like you're ready to go this year with the tax season.

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so you're saying tax act if you if you go sign up with tax act right now you you don't have to worry no stress it's a stress-free april 15th yeah we can just get it done now yep makes the filing super easy get in front of it just get it done memes you're using tax act Oh yeah. Fired up about it. Okay. So if memes can use tax act and feel stress-free, then you got to go use tax act.

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That's beautiful. Okay. Let's get it back to Tim Woods and Dungeons and Dragons. Then Wayne, that is going to bring us to you next.

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Yeah, I'm Norm, the human barbarian, and we obviously didn't... Talk about this before because we should have planned better.

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On today's part of my take, it is Tim Woods with us, and we're going back into the realm. We're going to do some Dungeons & Dragons. We are on vacation. Absolutely. Absolutely. So Nick is here. We've got Max, Hank, PFT, and myself, and Tim Woods bringing us on a great journey. One of the best ones we've done. Yeah. Really good teamwork on this one. Really good teamwork. Really good teamwork.

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Yeah, there's four Ninja Turtles. We got four costumes for Ninja Turtles. I think Max is going to be April O'Neil, but accidentally we all... We all ended up being shredders, who is the bad guy.

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But listen, we're all going to stay together. I think the number one rule is all stay together. Number two rule is shredders definitely stay together. Until the end. Yeah.

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One thing about you and lettuce, they don't go well together.

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Yeah. They just fight. Mm-hmm. They fight. All right, so Tim, welcome back.

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As a turtle, though. When you were a turtle, were you kind of untrustworthy?

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I really want to ask Shredette. I know we've all met her, but did she know any of us before we met her?

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Yeah, all right, let's follow. She claims she did. She lies about a lot of stuff. Let's follow her. Let's get everyone going, follow her, and attack her again.

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We don't want to kill her, though. Right. We want to get her as weak as possible. We want to see where she's running to. Can I kidnap her? I don't know.

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It just keeps denying me and it's just wanted more. I think you actually need to take a check if you want your credit card back.

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All right. Yeah, let's fuck up Shredette. Absolutely. So we can kidnap her and get her secrets. Can I assume you're going reckless?

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The oath was we as Shredders promise to never charm another Shredder's stepsister without permission from Shredder. And also fuck turtles.

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Also, just for clarification, Norm the Barbarian, a.k.a. Shredder 4. Oh, absolutely. Working our way down the shredders.

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Why would he do that? I thought he was with us. We've got to put our shredder masks on. How bad does this sound?

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Greg, why don't you answer that? What do you like about me the most?

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No, that's not my... I'm not smart. What do you guys think? Should we go to the door? Or... I mean, she doesn't have the axe.

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So very excited for everyone to listen. Again, we're on vacation. We'll be back on Monday with an episode with Rosillo. But this is our once a year or twice a year Dungeons & Dragons vacation. And it's Tim Woods. It's the best. So get excited to go into the land of... Tim Woods. Land of Tim Woods. I can't even remember what the name of the place is called. Narnia. Narnia. We're going to Narnia.

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Yeah, so let's get to, but I think the axe might be behind this last door.

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It's true. Can I jump into the pit? You could if you really wanted to.

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We're all jumping together, but I would like to make sure that when we jump together, I'm holding Greg.

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Can Greg roll to see how tiny he feels in my arms? Yes, 100%.

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Oh, this is a significant role. Do you want to roll for me? No. Sure. Yeah. Positive. I'm really nervous.

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Can I get a kiss from anyone just to feel more confident?

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I don't know who's talking right now. We can't even see this guy. Does talking give up his location?

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Strong people can do it? Strong people would be the best. Okay, all right. I'd like to save mouth-to-mouth. Who casts the spell that puts my mouth on my dick?

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So Tim, I had one. That was so much fun. I have a row back question. Absolutely. R-H-O-B-A-C-K dot com promo code. Take 20% off first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Row back question. I saw you've been doing games for a bunch of AWLs. Yes. Have they been flying you out? Oh, yes.

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No, no, I'm saying physically. Are you holding a sword? I was getting the key. Oh, you have a sword.

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Now, Max, you know what you've done is now Philly fans are going to ask him that all the time, and it's all because of you. Yeah, you actually just created a lot of issues for me. You are a fan.

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Welcome back to another Fire Fest of the Week brought to you by our friends at Morgan & Morgan. You know what really sucks? Having to dunk over the course of the next couple weeks. You know what else really sucks? Getting injured. But you know what doesn't suck? Calling Morgan & Morgan so they can help you get what you deserve. Well, they can't help add inches to your vertical leap.

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Yeah, I heard some things from the walls regarding the pre-negotiations. There were some slander. There were some slander. Well, no, because slander is when it's not true. Oh yeah. But just some insults that were thrown around very loosely.

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But yeah, Hank, this has been like a six month fire fest for you because you've just, there've been so many ups and downs and having this challenge just looming out in the distance has really put you through a mental ringer.

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But I think if the Bears lost that game, No, no. There's not an if. That might be the top part of my take. There's not an if, PFT. They're going to lose that game. If you lose by like 45 points to the Packers again. Sure. And then that knocks me out. And then that makes Hank's bet win. And then Max is happy.

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You explain it. No, you explain it. You explain it. So Max is walking around showing everybody this clip yesterday, trying to figure out what this clip means. If you watch it. I watched the clip, Hank. My initial reaction was 20 for 20.

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I have a question. Yeah. What was the initial discussion? Do we have a clip?

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You're not giving up on the dunk, are you? Nope. So why are you this upset about the three-pointer? I'm not. You're not.

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All right. So let's negotiate. Yeah. Let's negotiate. Because here's what it comes down to.

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yeah he's willing to do a million dollars and get a cat and shave his face i kind of want to take that bet a million i mean dude a million it's not the million is cool but getting a cat yeah and shaving i mean i'm open to the either of those

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Yeah, we're rooting in the fourth quarter because the Packers are only winning by 40 points. And the Bears have four yards. Yeah. And then the Packers score a meaningless touchdown on the last drive.

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But here's what I'll do. Wipe it clean no matter what? I'll also wipe it clean if I beat you. I'm willing to trade $4,000 cash.

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Why wouldn't you take this? You just said a million dollars. Why would you take this? And listen, I do not shoot three-pointers.

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Okay. Okay. Yeah, I don't care when I go. Yeah. Why don't you want me to go second?

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I think there's way more pressure on you if you go second. Yeah, that's true.

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Hank, if you can dunk, I think you should go heads up against me and I'll double how much I owe you.

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All right. And what day are we doing this? Friday. Friday. Okay. I'm texting Mark.

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My Fyre Fest kind of addressed a couple of them already. One was that Hank brought back winter by provoking it.

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It was negative five wind chill this morning. It's okay. My other Fyre Fest.

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It'll be okay. It'll be okay. My other Fyre Fest is that I have entered the metaverse. Uh-oh. I think I like it. I think I enjoy it. So I got the Apple Vision Pro like seven months ago. What a waste of fucking money that was. Yeah. That's probably the biggest waste of money I've ever had in my entire life was buying that. But a couple days ago went out, picked up the Meta Quest 3.

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That thing rocks. So you can watch NBA games and feel like you're actually courtside at it. It's not an ad. I just enjoy being in the metaverse. Shit, I might have to buy it. You feel like a courtside. It's great for flight simulators. I know you love those big cat. Yeah. So I'm just like rocking my meta helmet at home. I was watching college football on Saturday.

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Yeah, somehow Sean McVay looked less wet than Kyle Shanahan, and he wasn't even wearing a hat.

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I had three games on at once on like big screen TVs that were just floating in my room. It's awesome. I think I'm just a full-time metaverse guy. I guess I got to get it. You can troll in the metaverse too. Oh. You can like go up to other people and start fucking with them. Oh. Yeah, it's fun. Okay. It's fun. I'm going to be a meta quest guy. I'm in the metaverse right now.

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Yeah, stop talking. I know that if you don't adjust it, if you don't adjust the tightness of it or the lens distance or whatever, it fucks with you. But if you have it set up perfectly, it's... Man, I'm telling you, the Apple Vision Pro was like five grand. This thing was $500. This kicks the shit out of the Apple Vision Pro. Apple Vision Pro sucks ass, but this rocks.

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No, shut. No, stop. Stop. I mean, it's not going to make a difference. I think I would honestly shoot. I'm probably like 7% from three. Is that fair?

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Dude, how sick would it be if you were to dunk and you'd had that video for forever?

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Yeah, because you'll stop being able to jump as high after a little bit. You'll quit. Memes, are you still staring at that light?

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The late slate is maybe the most perfect part of an NFL Sunday that we've had all season.

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Yeah, shout out to the people that go to church. They're going to get back, have great NFL matchups ready for them. Yeah. Yeah. This might be the slate of the year, the afternoon slate, week 15. Church normally ends before. Yeah, church is like 10 a.m.

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Maybe the way you guys worship, maybe. What time did you go to church? I went to Quaker meeting. That was a little bit more relaxed. I went to be hungover, stumble on in.

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Yeah, well, maybe they're just— No, 12-1. Are they 12-1? 12-1. Maybe they're just perfect at not exerting themselves too much. They don't waste any energy.

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Yeah, it's been the year to do it. I just want Jameis to play well enough in this game that he doesn't get benched next week. I agree with that. Because next week, it will be Browns-Bengals, and I just want to see Jameis Winston and Joe Burrow duel it out. I want to see 85 points.

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Because I know that Andy was waiting on that. The MRI. The MRI. He said that. Yeah, he's like, I'm waiting on this MRI. We ordered an MRI. Yeah, so we'll see what happens with that. I like what the Browns did this week. They cut Kadarius Toney. Which is smart.

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That's addition by subtraction. It also tells me that they probably asked Kaderi Sone. Hey, can you give us any information about the Chiefs playbook? Realize that he had absolutely no help on that regard. Yeah. And they're like, well, that's really the only reason why we're hoping to have you around this. Yeah. We'll see you.

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I don't know. I wouldn't mind if he had... I don't want Jameis to throw no picks. That means he's not taking enough chances. True. I want full-blooded Jameis. Yeah, we need full-blooded Jameis. You're right. I don't know. I don't know which Jameis we're going to get this week. It could be good. It could be bad. I'm hoping for good. I'm hoping for great. Browns against the spread. Not a bad play.

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I think that's a man's fantasy questions are between him and the Lord. I want to answer this, but I've got to buy in both my leagues.

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Jayden Daniels. Easy. No question. Just in general or this week? This week in fantasy. Okay, this week in fantasy.

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Does the words Brian Callahan revenge game mean anything? Yeah. A little bit. Well, maybe not because him and Zach Taylor are like best friends.

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So Callahan would say that like after losses, I think it actually was the other way around. I think Zach Taylor was saying after losses, the only people that hit you up are like your wife and maybe like one of your parents hit you up.

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But apparently Callahan would hit him up after every loss to know exactly what to say. So these guys are like very, very close friends. So I don't know if revenge is going to be the right thing.

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Yes. There's a criminal syndicate out there that is targeting players based on their Monday Night Football schedules. It's nuts. And then just invading their homes while they're known to be away.

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I feel bad for Joe. He said his privacy has been invaded in more ways than one. So I won't touch on the other part. I'll just say that Joe Burrow is so handsome that literally everyone finds him attractive.

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Regardless of your sexual orientation. That's just a good looking human.

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What would be worse? If this was them trying their hardest? Right. The last two weeks, the loss against the Commanders and then losing to the Jaguars.

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Yeah, yeah. I mean, I want the Bengals to keep winning. Just because it'd be great going into the last couple weeks of the season if they were still theoretically alive.

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Yeah, the game was terrible. Terrible. It was a bad game. It was raining pretty hard for the first half, but it looked like neither team could, they couldn't get the ball going on the ground. They couldn't get the ball going in the passing game. Nothing happened in the first half. Nothing. That's like the first game that I can remember where absolutely nothing happened in a half.

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And they're doing the whole – I'm sure they're doing the playoffs start now speech. Where's the ping pong table at? I don't know. That's going to be key for me. The playoffs start now.

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Can I give you some confidence? Well, so my first question is, because I don't know. I haven't seen anything out there about this. Are we getting Spencer Rattler on the Saints? Are we getting... Jake Hainer on the Saints.

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Yeah, also Jaden makes his return to Louisiana. Going to be in the Dome. I feel like he's fully healed now. I think this is going to be a shit game. You know what? You know what they're going to do this weekend? They're going to turn him loose. Oh. This is the Jaden Daniels gets turned loose weekend. Off a bye?

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Off a bye, feeling good, going back to Louisiana, playing – I think this is his first game in a dome on artificial turf because he played in Arizona, but that's grass. And he played in Cincy, but that's not a dome. Yeah, it is turf, but this is the first combo artificial turf. Wow. He's the anti-Jarrett Goff. He might be. I feel like this is going to be a – This could be a whomping.

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Yeah. Next week. Don't look in that rearview mirror. Watch out. Watch out, buddy. Don't drop the soap. I'm not going to overlook the Saints, though. Saints are a good football team. I'm just trying to do, like, coach speak right now. Yeah. Jake Hayner does a lot of good things. Jake Hayner, he's looked good in some of his pictures that he took.

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The official team photos were very interesting that Jake Hayner took this season. Spencer Rattler.

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Pukunukuwa made a good catch. The camera misidentified a player as being Trent Williams. That might have been the highlight of the first half. That might have been it. Looking at the TV and being like, hey, that's not Trent Williams.

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five-star guy out of high school we know he's got the talent yeah it's somewhere in there alvin kamara i mean what hasn't he done in this league says that's all you gotta say he does it all you gotta just say that they got some they got some playmakers on defense that have been around uh good kicking game they pay those guys too they pay those guys too being a road favorite like this is a it's still a very unusual sensation for me yeah i don't know how to feel about it but uh

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Marshawn Lattimore should play this weekend. Revenge game for him. Revenge game for him, which will be nice. And good vibes in the district. It looks like we're getting RFK Stadium back. Oh, wow. Yeah. All we had to do was trade a squadron of F-16s to Maryland for it. Oh, hell yes. That's an awesome trade. That's a story that was, I think, only written for me to read. Yeah. Yeah.

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RFK Junior Stadium. That would be kind of cool. Yeah, no shots allowed. Yeah. There's some dead animals in the end zone. I kind of like that. Yeah, put one at midfield. Yeah. Yeah, not bad. Just got to play around the whale carcass. Yeah, you get brain worms if you play there.

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So the Saints are not in the Hungry Dog. So you're in the clear. Yeah. The Browns are not in the Hungry Dog.

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God, no. Okay. Okay. Hank, what are your thoughts on this? If the Commanders win, I know you put that bet in for them to not make the playoffs because you're Jake Hader.

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give me everything you just said give me hank's supercomputer projected outcome for this game the things we just said were coach speak talking up the saints you could simulate this game a thousand times the saints might win twice oh okay but what is it what's the aggregate projection aggregate projection 35 7 okay all right so that's your statistical model all right so you're taking the are you taking the commanders this weekend

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Yeah, if you tease them, what would that be? Seven and a half down to one and a half? Yeah. Yeah, something like that.

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Give me the second leg. Find the second leg for that teaser. We'll find it as we go through the games. How about that? Yeah. We'll make a PM tease.

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Okay, so this is the centennial season for the New York Giants. It's their 100th season. There is a chance because their last two home games are against the Ravens and the Colts. They're going to be underdogs, I would imagine, against the Colts as well.

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If they lose those two games, they will become the first team in NFL history to go 0-9 at home in a single season. Damn.

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No home team has been this much of an underdog since 2021. You know who it was? The Jaguars when they hosted the Bills, but the Jags won 9-6. Oh, I remember that game. Who could forget that game?

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I don't know. Yeah. Why was Lamar Jackson? I would imagine that most people, most of the feedback Lamar gets online is generally positive. Yeah. I would think so. Right. Unless he's missing a practice for diarrhea. Yeah. Or losing in the playoffs. Or losing the playoffs. Yeah. That's probably not a good time for him to go online. This would make more sense if he tweeted that out in January. Yeah.

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Yeah. But the Ravens are also prone to weird games. But the Giants are really bad. That's a good point.

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Yeah. When I watch games like this, especially in primetime, because if it's on a Sunday and it gets swallowed up by the rest of the slate, you can overlook it. But if it's a primetime game like this, I look at watching it like we're making a deposit into the future football bank. Yeah. That money is going to go ahead and make money. You don't always see immediate returns on your investment.

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If Daniel Jones was starting, I don't think that they would be the worst team, though.

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Yeah, they're doing elective surgery to make themselves uglier right now.

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I think if you just look at the pan, if you throw away everything before Andy Dalton got into a car accident. Yep. then I think the Panthers are like an average team that has actually been trending in a very good direction, like an above-average team right now.

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So I kind of like the Panthers this week. I do too. I kind of like them straight up. Uh-oh. I mean, they are. Oh, Hank's going hungry dog with the Cowboys? Gomas Hank? Big letdown spot. Hank Gomas? A letdown spot.

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I said they're a good team relative to... PFT just said above average. I think they're playing above average football right now.

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But they haven't won them. Hank kind of makes a little bit of sense. Like the Panthers, we've never talked about the Panthers.

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As road favorites. But the Cowboys stink. They almost beat the Bengals. Well, the Cowboys also have some bad injuries. Yes. And Overshawn's out, right? Yep. He's out for a long time. So to me, Overshawn... The way that he's played this season, if you compare it just straight up to how Micah Parsons has played this season, Overshawn, I think, has been their best defensive player.

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Yeah. You don't go into the bank like that. Yeah. You don't do that. You don't go into that bank. They're going to pound that, keep pounding drum. Somebody's going to break that drum this weekend. That's my call. Trouble Hubbard.

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But I know if I watch enough games like that, then I'm going to watch. If you don't love me at my 49ers Rams, you don't deserve me at my Bills Rams.

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Mm-hmm. They've lost three in a row. I mean, Hank is kind of right in that nobody has talked about the Panthers in such glowing terms as everybody's been talking about the Panthers recently. But that might just be because they've been playing well.

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Very classy. That Bryce Young, did you see him? He said a prayer during the game. Who was it that got injured on the Eagles? I don't know, but there was a guy who went down.

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This guy. This guy right here. Greek individual. Greek and Italians are sometimes close. Luigi Mangione. Mangione is at... What's the country of origin on that? Greece.

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I heard he's Greek. He's actually Eastern Italian, which is pretty much Greek. You know, there's countries in between Greece and Italy.

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All right, so Hank. Yeah. Your conspiracy theory. What do you got for us? The government has... All right, good start.

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Oh, yeah, so I did hear about this. Ah, yeah, yeah. So the person in McDonald's that allegedly called the cops is not going to get whatever the $50,000 reward, which seems honestly like a low reward for this, but $50,000 reward because they did not call Crime Stoppers. They dialed 911.

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Crime Stoppers is the company that you call if you see a criminal and they give you money.

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Yeah, so this man or woman is not getting paid for that because they dialed 911.

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Okay, not to be alarmist. Yeah, not to be alarmist. But the drones, I've heard that they came out of the ocean. Somebody in the Coast Guard said that the drones came out of the ocean, which means that they could be aliens, too. And then President Pug was reporting that they might be aliens, but good news, they're aliens that are fighting against other aliens, protecting us from the other aliens.

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How about his cousin, though? Or not his cousin, his old roommate throwing him under the bus. Dude. His roommate called up, was it the Daily Mail? Called up the newspaper and said, yeah, you know, I lived with him for a while. His back was so bad that he couldn't fuck. He never had sex because his back was too bad.

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I'm pretty sure that if you are able-bodied enough to get up, go to New York, shoot somebody, ride a bike, get on a bus, go to Altoona, Pennsylvania, you could probably have sex.

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So, like, whenever something in the news happens, then there will be another news story that happens.

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I think he is. I think he had a very bad game tonight. He looked stupid and shitty tonight. That's my analysis. That last throw was so bad. It was stupid and shitty in one throw. It was dumb to throw it, and it was a bad pass. I think he's still a very good quarterback. You think he's, give me a number. How much I would pay him? I mean, 60 has been floated around. It's not my money. 60 a year?

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Was he a distraction from Jay-Z or was Jay-Z a distraction from him? Because Jay-Z happened before they arrested this guy.

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Diddy. Yeah, Diddy-related allegations. There's a woman that is suing him, so it's a civil case, and the same attorney, David Busby, I think that's his name, Busby, whatever it is, he's out of Houston. He's the same guy that represents all the Deshaun Watson accusers.

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Him and his client have filed a civil case against Jay-Z claiming that he raped a 14-year-old girl.

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And then Jay-Z said, take my name out of your mouth. You're about to find out where I come from.

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Yeah. And Roger Goodell would never lie. Roger Goodell said, we're going to stick with Jay-Z and wait for all the facts to come out.

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Read that whole quote. It's good aliens. Probably... Okay, why do the good aliens watch?

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Why do the good aliens, why are they protecting us? What's in it for them? Are they just nice?

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So they're our saviors. Yes. And how do I tell the difference? If I'm outside and I see an alien, how do I know if it's a good alien or a bad one?

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Who just said all this stuff? Pug. All right. Thank you, Pug. Memes, do you have anything about the Jets? We can talk about the Jets.

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I don't disagree with you. It feels like this is a weekend for the Jets' offense to actually do something.

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This is actually the last few games of the season for the Jaguars. I know we're not supposed to preview them, but we have a potential narrative that could stick around for a while developing. Okay. So I'm sitting up. Head coach of the Jaguars, Doug Peterson, still the head coach. Mm-hmm.

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If he wins this game, they should fire him because that would put him one game above 500 lifetime as a head coach. I like that. And you don't want to be like one of those statistics where it's like this Super Bowl winning coach is actually below 500 for his career. Yeah, you're right. The nice thing to do for the Jaguars would be to fire Doug Peterson with a win.

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Yeah, but I think I like the Dolphins straight up this weekend. But did you hear what I said? I did. I heard that. I still like them. I still like them because I don't think the Texans, they're not in that. Obviously, the Cardinals, they don't kind of qualify the same way that the Bills would qualify as like a very, very good team or the Packers would qualify as a very, very good team.

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Good question. 65 million a year was this report. I have a question for you, Max. Holy shit. Would I want the Giants to sign Brock Purdy? Yes, I would. Yeah. Yeah, but if he's on a team that's got weapons, I guess Malik Naber's pretty good. But if he's on a team that's like – if he's on a good team, he can be a very, very good quarterback. We've obviously seen it from him.

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So, I mean, what you're saying is essentially if the Texans beat the Dolphins, then the Texans are a good team. And if they lose, then they're a bad team. Yeah, yeah.

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I don't know. I'm not saying that he's not because he's obviously one of the smartest and best football coaches of all time. But there's a lot that's different about college from the NFL. And to think that you're going to jump into it and immediately be able to run the best program, I think it's going to be a lot more complicated than even he thinks it's going to be.

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Let me go to somewhere where there's significantly more bullshit. Yeah, college football is the bullshit-est sport. That's what we love about it. It's all bullshit. It's insane. There's so much crazy shit that happens all the time. The NFL is pretty buttoned up for the most part, but there's wild stuff that he can't even account for in that.

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I like the people that are pointing out some coaches have been successful as NFL coaches that then transitioned into college coaches, and I love the fact that they're including Nick Saban in that list. as like a great NFL coach that proved that he should make the transition to college football and win there.

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It's like back to school with Rodney Dangerfield. He's going to be cool guy Bill.

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All right, so this – yeah. I think you make kind of a valid point, though, which is like if he's not on a team with good players, then he's not like a difference maker that can take a team to the Super Bowl.

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Oh. I like that a lot. That would be hot, yeah. So you think he's going to be – when you say successful, first year. Playoff. What? College football playoff. We should have won the ACC. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. What kind of props is old Bill going to have on the sideline? You know, the turnover chain, turnover hoop. You got to appeal to the kids.

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Also, if you're a college ref and Bill Belichick's screaming at you from his call, you think, I fucked that up. Yeah.

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Is his girlfriend going to enroll at grad school? Maybe. She probably already is. Yeah, that's cool.

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Yeah, I agree. I think the Cardinals buy a decent margin in this game. If Kyler can stop turning the ball over, because he had two last week, and then one or two interceptions each in the previous two games. Yeah. He needs to stop turning the ball over, Kyler.

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Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of rooting for the Colts in this just to keep more chaos in the playoffs.

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guaranteed set and if you're rooting for the bangles to still be in the conversation at all then you're definitely rooting for the colts this weekend yeah yeah uh no no hungry dog hank hungry horse yep

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Yeah. I want the Colts to win this weekend, but I feel like it's the Broncos. The Broncos have been playing much better football.

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Yeah, people are pissed off. Chargers fans are pissed off because Ladd was left off of ESPN's list of top 10 rookies.

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Yeah, so they're mad about that, and I think they're mad fairly, not just because he should be on there, but when they listed what the stats for each rookie were, they had the wrong number of receptions and yards for him. I think they shortchanged him by like 150, 200 yards.

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Yeah, so Chargers fans are pissed off. They have every right to be pissed off. The Bucs, this is a big game for them. Huge. Huge game for the Chargers. Back to percentages. If the Bucs lose, their playoff chances are down to 59%. If they win, they're up to 87%.

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Yeah. Was it 14 touchdowns? Week two. One pick. So he's gone 11 straight games with no interceptions. Week two. And I think... Is that the record, or he has, like, one more to go? I think he has one more to go. So if he throws no picks against the Bucs, then he has the record for most consecutive games started with, like, a minimum of 15 attempts, I think.

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Yeah, I don't agree with that. And I think they updated those receiving yards for him. Did he used to be wrong? Yeah, those were lower. It was like 600 something.

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Good rookie class. Good rookie class. He should be in there instead of Marvin Harrison. Yeah. Marvin Harrison, 45 receptions.

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He's great, but quite literally. What's the most important position in the NFL? Probably maybe tight end. Okay.

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Kind of like the Bucs. I don't know. What are they going to do with Bucky Irving? Is he going to play? Are they going to dangle Bucky around for us again? Are they going to screw us? We're going to have to file a lawsuit.

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Also, the thing with... Debo Samuel, my ass. The thing with Brock Purdy is... John Lynch kind of owes Brock Purdy. You can't play like that. No, but think about it. You can't play like that. Think about it. The move that John Lynch made on draft day to move up, get Trey Lance, he's not talked about as being one of the bigger draft busts of all time. He just needs more snaps.

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We're underlooking the Eagles are favored. Correct. So how can we underlook them?

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Yeah. We're underlooking them. We just said that Pittsburgh hasn't won in Philly since 1965. They've lost 10 straight.

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There you go. Facts. When Jerry doesn't say that before a game, that's when you should be terrified.

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You can tell Jerry's nervous, though, because he is doing the thing where he walks around and he's just telling everybody, I don't think George Pickens is going to play at all for the rest of the year. He's like out. According to Jerry, George Pickens has retired from the NFL. Yeah. Because his hamstring hurts. Max, can I overlook you? Can I stop underlooking you for a second with a stat?

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Yeah. Second place, Derrick Henry with 1,407 yards. You know who third place in the NFL is? Saquon Barkley in the second half. Saquon Barkley before contact. Wow. With 1,175. Wow. So your offensive line has done a very, very, very good job for your boy Quan, as you call him.

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Slides. Are you worried about TJ? Are you worried about TJ Watt hitting Jalen Hurts very hard? Lane Johnson. What about Alex Highsmith?

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But the fact is Brock Purdy saved John Lynch's ass by being good with the very last pick. Yeah.

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So the Steagals, the team that was put together during World War II, a combination effort between the Steelers.

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Okay, but you've placed the same wrong order twice in a row in the last 30 minutes.

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Stop looking at the song memes. All right. The Steagals. Yeah, the Steagals. They were a team that was put together in 1943, I believe, during World War II when a lot of players had to be shipped overseas to go fight. The NFL tried to carry on, and they combined the Eagles and the Steelers into one team called the Steagals.

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And they finished 5-4-1, which is the Eagles' first winning season, officially, is how it's been written down in the record books. And I looked at some of their players that they had. Their leading receiver had 17 receptions, named Tony Bova, and he was blind in one eye. Oh, I love it. Because in order to get out of serving in World War II, you usually had to have a disability.

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Their center was deaf. And their kicker and punter, Troy Smith, had a fake leg. Oh. I would love to go back and find footage of this team. I want to see the steals in action. This team won five games. That's awesome. With a deaf receiver and a kicker with one leg. They also did a draft in 1940. I think it was in 1944. They drafted together. And they selected a guy named Max Kielbasa.

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Maybe this game just taught us that Trent Williams was the most valuable player in this team.

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But I do want to see highlights. If there's any highlights out there of Stiegels games.

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This is an awesome game. My thought on this game is it fucking rocks that we're getting this game in week 15. Rocks. So you got two teams, double digit wins, playing each other in week 15. The last time that happened was all the way back in 1985. So it fucking rocks. Rocks. This is a historically fucking rocks matchup.

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What's the over-under on this game? 54 and a half. Over. Yeah, over. The funnest over possible.

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I mean, the game of the year is personal. You're going to do a game of the year.

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Oh, that's right. I need to recalibrate my thinking about this weekend. Correct. Because my bank account. That's all I've been thinking about. I'm going to have a fucking arsenal.

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And that award goes out to the best football player of the year, I would imagine.

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I think me and Blake might get dressed up in suits. Yeah. And sit down on the couch like we're the family and watch this game. But, yeah, no, you reminded me. I'm Ukraine right now. I have no bullets left. And then there's a shipment coming over on Saturday.

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Also would be heartbreaking for whoever lost that game. Yes. But also, maybe the most merchandise ever sold the day after the Super Bowl, regardless of fan base.

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I bet you $1,000 that you'll bet on this game. I'm not going to take that bet. I thought that there was a chance that you could not bet on this game.

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Okay. That's a great bet that I just offered you. Nuclear missile whale play. I just offered you $1,000 to not lose money. Well, no, because the minute I say yes, you're going to be like, well, you just bet on this game.

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How do you like that? In what way are they at the death zone? Is that like on a mountain? You just die when you go up against them. Once you get up a certain altitude? Yeah. They have been really good. I like Legion of Spoon better. Legion of Spoon? Oh, no. Death Zone. What? Death Zone? Yeah. You've got to earn Death Zone. Legion of Spoon? Yeah. No way. In terms of intimidation? Death Zone.

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You've got to earn Death Zone, though. Death Zone. Death Zone rocks if you're an elite defense that is dominating people.

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Amon Ross St. Brown. Like it. AJ Brown. Oh. Okay, this is crazy. Rashad White. Yeah. Brown, brown, white. Brown, brown, white.

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Memes, what about the graphic that you put out besmirching my NBA Cup reputation? My apologies. I don't make the graphic.

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Yeah. I mean, putting an 0-3 up there when it was not 0-3 is a dirty move.

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Interesting. I'm going to take the Arizona Cardinals minus six. Love that number six.

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Give me... I didn't look at the weather. Bad mistake. What do you need? I got you. I need the Cleveland weather forecast.

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Okay, I'm going to stay away. Glad I looked at the weather forecast. I'm going to take the over in the Commies Saints, 44. Nice. Dome. Dome.

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Yeah, I get that. But Max, you just have to accept where you are right now. By the time next week comes around, I might be insanely bad. Like if I go 0-2, 12-19, I would say that's insanely bad. Yeah, I'm insanely bad. I think like that's pretty much I'm losing almost twice as much as I'm winning.

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I'd have to travel. I'd have to travel. I would be a lot of fun for one night.

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One night and then after that night's over, I'd just be miserable. We have very few. I'd just be talking about different aspects of my hangover for the next seven hours.

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Hank might just not come back. Hank might have such a great time on your bachelor party that he just goes wherever you go. He's just hoping it's a golf trip. Yeah. Max, you'd be fun on the party.

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$9 a month. Some bullshit. Absolute bullshit. It is bullshit. When they started, it was $40.

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She's having a good time. I thought that was a respectful way to get out of a very awkward conversation. Just being like, I'm tired. I'm tired.

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Yeah. Respect. Respect. You know, she makes the money. Hey, respect. You make her the money.

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Hey, this is Luigi Mangione. Oh, Luigi. Just heard from my brother Mario. I'm starting the McRib. Oh. It's back. Fuck yes. If loving the McRib is a crime, then lock me up and throw away the key. I just want to get a McRib. That's why I go to McDonald's all the time. Love that. It's great. I'm sitting in a jail cell right now. Mmm. And then my sleeper this weekend, it's fuck winter.

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I can't have the Rams in these playoffs. Max, you'd rather play the Rams than the Commanders?

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Jack Frost is my sleeper this weekend. Yeah, fuck winter. I woke up this morning. My balls was up in my stomach. I had no balls. No balls. No balls at all. No balls. Like a castrated bull. Wasn't that bad.

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Luigi, you're Mario. You're tough. I had a friend. I had a friend. Last year, he said, Chicago winner, not that bad. Kind of a pussy. That was Mario. That was Mario. Today wasn't that bad. Mario's staying with it. He's sticking with it. This winner's bad. Get a fucking coat, dude. You talk shit to the wrong guy. I ain't scared. You're not made. You thought you was made. I was born in the winner.

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That was something. You watch the documentary about her? No. The cockumentary? Fuck no. It was sad. Fuck no.

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I'm going to win. It's a me, a Wario. The documentary thing about that girl. It's just. She was like, they interviewed the dudes. The dudes were like, yeah, you can talk to me about it.

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I did not watch it. And I don't think there was porn in it if you did watch it.

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It's very, the clips I saw. It would be worse than the porn. The clips I saw, she was like crying afterwards.

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Well, I think she took 100 and she wants to take 1,000. Oh, man. Yeah. I want to know more about the order that the guys got put in when they went there. If you just showed up and you were put in a waiting room or if there was a lottery ball like the NBA draft.

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If you're a virgin, you get to go first. I don't know. I don't know how it works.

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Okay. Should we get to our interview? Maybe that's what Lamar Jackson was talking about. Oh, yeah.

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Fuego? Yeah. It might be... Like a good lasagna might be my favorite Italian dish. No.

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You just haven't. You're telling yourself you've never eaten good lasagna.

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Yeah, before we get to Nick Foles, he is brought to you by our great friends over at Coors. The mountains are blue. Coors Light. You should be drinking Coors. I'm going to drink a lot of beer this winter. That's a promise. Get through this cold Chicago winter by drinking some ice cold Coors Light.

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staying nice and toasty inside with a refreshing beer nothing beats a cold Coors Light it's the only beer that's mountain chilled and they've got the blue bottles the blue mountains on the bottles blue mountains on the cans so you know when your beer is cold I actually I put my beer outside last night as a science experiment the bluest mountain I've ever seen in my entire life it was it was gorgeous and

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But the real reason why we've never done it is because, for part of my take, there's only one pickup truck. It's the Chevy Silverado. Why is that? Well, Silverado is a partner, a partner that you can depend on. We've all spent time driving, using the Silverado for all kinds of part-of-my-take-jobs-adventures shenanigans. Silverado has been our ride for a cross-country trip to the Super Bowl.

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The Rams did look much better in a very, very shitty game than the Niners did. I said during the game, but if that was the first game ever played of football, they would never play a second game of football. Maybe like this sport is not good. Let's retool, get back together. We're playing rugby now.

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You got to show them. If there's one city to be a legend in, I feel like Philadelphia would be a pretty good one.

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Yeah, an iconic moment that will stand the test of time. That's got to be cool to think about. It's like... Philadelphia will always remember this one moment, and you're a hero forever in their eyes. And yeah, Philly fans, they can be a little bit over the top sometimes, but they also have your back. Were they ever down on you as a quarterback where you felt like the wrath of the Philly fans?

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Do you think that maybe you screwed up by that one season that you had? I forget how many interceptions. There were just two interceptions, right, over the course of one year? 27 and two? 27 touchdowns, two interceptions. Was that a mistake on your part to do that? Because you set the expectation. It's pretty perfect football.

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You throw like nine interceptions the next year, they're like, this guy sucks.

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Listen, I've had my sword out for Al Michaels the last two seasons. I don't know if I've got it.

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When he's annoyed at an appropriate time, then it's okay. But I can't do another season of defending Al Michaels.

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Right. So you get to the Super Bowl that year, and you're going up against the Patriots. What were your feelings? What was the mentality that you had going into that game? Because the Patriots, obviously, dynasty, one of the greatest football teams of all time, right in the thick of their groove that they had.

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What was the mentality going into that game to prepare yourself to compete and eventually beat them?

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Yeah, so when you guys practiced it that week, you said that was the best that you'd run it was during the game. Yeah. Were you confident in the play? Like you had – how many times did you practice it beforehand? Yeah.

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You mentioned Tom Brady and how he was not able to catch the ball earlier, but – Do you know that to this day, like he has a hard time saying your name? You're like his kryptonite. He just won't even acknowledge you.

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Once he started talking about the Super Bowl, Hank gets up. Watch for this in the YouTube.

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Yeah, there was a famous clip in the Patriots documentary, the Dynasty documentary. Did you see that?

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Okay, so they had the NFL Films version of the Philly special, and they put that in, and he edited out foals. like the word foals has actually been removed from that as a broadcast. I think that's a pretty healthy mentality to have to be like, you know what? Tom Brady wouldn't do this about somebody that he doesn't respect because you beat him.

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So when you went to Michigan State, I know that Izzo likes to get basketball players sometimes to compete against the football team to toughen them up and to learn how to rebound. Did you ever get that call?

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You and Hank are pretty much the same person, Max. Did you know that? Like, deep down in your core, you're the same guy.

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Fair answer. I do have another Big Dom question. Just walk me through, like, what's Big Dom's day-to-day? What does he do?

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Yeah, he's the best. He used to be the best kept secret. And me and Big Cat were upset that we didn't know about Big Dom until just a couple years ago.

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He should be. He sent us some footballs. I think he autographed some footballs.

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And then I'm at the Super Bowl, and I forget what he said. I was like Kid Rock on mushrooms or something like that. It was the highest compliment I've ever... He almost arrested you.

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We'll get back to Nick in a second, but let's face it, guys. After a night with drinks, I don't really bounce back the next day like I used to. I have to make a choice. I can either have a great night or a great next day. That is until I found pre-alcohol. Z-Biotics. Got them right here. Fun fact, I've been using Z-Biotics for years.

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I was using them before they came onto part of my take as a sponsor. It actually works. I take one of these before a night out and I feel much, much better the next day. Z-Biotics pre-alcohol probiotic drink is the world's first genetically engineered probiotic. It was invented by PhD scientists to tackle rough mornings after drinking. Here's how it works.

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When you drink, alcohol gets converted into a toxic byproduct in the gut. It's this byproduct, not dehydration, that's to blame for your rough next day. Pre-alcohol produces an enzyme to break this byproduct down. Just remember, take pre-alcohol, your first drink of the night, drink responsibly, and you will feel your best tomorrow.

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Every time I have pre-alcohol before drinks, I notice a difference the next day. Last Friday night, went out to a concert, had Z-biotics before I had my first drink of the night. Saturday morning, woke up feeling wonderful. The stuff works. If you come over to my house, I make sure to pass out a round of pre-alcohol Z-Biotics to everybody before you start drinking. And this stuff actually works.

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Five teams, by the way. Five teams. Five teams. So the Blackhawks, none. The Cubs, this does not count 2016 or does it? Nope. Okay. So none for the Cubs then. None for the White Sox. The Bears don't have any either.

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Would you listen to Philly media? Would you find yourself in the car tuned in?

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To me, there would be like a little bit of morbid curiosity where I would know that it wouldn't be healthy for me, but I'd find myself on the drive into the facility and I'd be like, let's just see what WIP is saying.

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Yeah, it's better to just ignore it completely. If you hear them say one thing nice about you, if you have a good game and you tune in real quick and they're like, oh, Nick Foles, he's the best, this guy's the best. You don't want that either.

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And then you don't want that either because when you have a bad game, they say something bad about you, then that's going to absolutely crush you because you gave them power in the first place to have your emotions affected by them. So you don't want to swing the other way. What about the offseason after the Super Bowl?

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Did you think that, like, hey, I might just stick around in Philly for a little bit?

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Yeah, was that a humbling moment? Like you're Super Bowl MVP and then, boom, scout team.

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And then she just handed you... She's a great writer. She's like, here are my words. And then you sat down, you read a letter. That's very old school, but it sounds like it was powerful.

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Yeah, it's a big Rams problem. We got a Rams problem. I'm knee deep in the Rams right now. I'm with you. I'm a brother in arm. They've got a great coach. And somebody sent this scenario to me. This is sick. This is sick. It's perverted. This person go to jail. Pre-crime.

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Yeah. And also Alex Smith might be the best starting quarterback of all time to be a backup quarterback for.

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Okay, so you and Skip, so you and Carson Wentz were not as close as you were.

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Pre-crime. There is a scenario that is looking more likely. I don't want to say it's probable, but the scenario is out there and it's talking to me every day. That week 18. Hank is so 18.

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We get credit. Speaking of Roebuck, they've got very roomy pants and joggers and shorts for all types of bodies.

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Max, was that you asking him if he would sign your penis? No, no, no, no, no, no.

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They're respectful, like us. You did not ask the question. We did not ask the question. You didn't ask the question. He brought in a worse question.

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I need to beat the Cowboys. Or maybe it doesn't matter if I beat the Cowboys or not, but the Commander's playoff chances come down to the Bears beating the Packers.

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He shouldn't be allowed to call it that. Yeah, he should not be allowed to call it that.

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But he's also the guy that made room for all the doubters. I don't think he has any doubters that are wildly inaccurate with doubting him. Five years ago, I was not a doubter. Yeah, it's a completely reasonable thing to doubt Deshaun Watson.

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Big difference. Big difference. They might draft a quarterback.

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So that would be – do you think that's why Aaron Rodgers is taking his time?

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Because he wants to wait for the draft and be like, I don't want to put myself in a Kirk Cousins situation?

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At some point during the six-hour meeting that Aaron Rodgers had with the Steelers brass, he definitely asked, are you guys planning on drafting quarterback? If you're six hours, I assume the topic came up once.

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So, yeah, I think that would be fair for the Steelers to, even if they signed Aaron Rodgers, to be like, hey, we're also going to draft Shador Sanders or we're going to draft somebody else.

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Well, then Wendy had a report earlier today. Did you hear that? No. So Wendy's report was kind of what we said about the Memphis Grizzlies situation, which is they didn't like their coach. They wanted to fire him after the season. And what they didn't want is for him to get hot in the playoffs, and then they can't fire him after. I think that's very different from the Grizz situation.

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Because Malone won an NBA title. He won you your first championship. If he then comes back and wins a second NBA championship in three years, and your team's never won one before, that is a good thing. No matter what concerns you have about...

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where Michael Malone was talking about his players and he said something along the lines of, yeah, you know, we have to go back and, and we'll look at the film. We'll have to show the players of film because they don't watch film, but we'll show it to him. He really like went out of his way. That seemed like there's something wrong.

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There's something going on behind the scenes that we don't know about, but I don't know. I mean, he won you guys a championship. I feel like don't fire him before the playoffs.

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Jamal Murray? Nope. Never made one? Nope. Okay. I don't think Michael Porter. Nope. I don't think he's played with anything.

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Jamal Murray's a good player. Michael Porter Jeter's a good player. KCP was a very good player for him.

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I don't think you could say the Nuggets in this era... It's not like they have scrubs on the team and then Jokic is just dominating everybody. But yeah, that is crazy.

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Now, how are you sure that that's Zach Campbell? On the jumbotron. Also... He was wearing a shirt that said Zach Campbell on it.

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That's very, very close. That's no Jeffrey Mayer, but I don't think he reached out.

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So here's an article from one of our bloggers. It said, Zach Hample continues to be the worst to ever do it. You can't say that. That's an incorrect statement. You can say he continues to be the worst. Yeah. But you can't say the worst to ever do it.

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Because what he does, he is the best of all time at. And it's not even close. Who's this bugger? It's Rico Bosco.

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It started the day after the Four Nations ended.

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Also, if a Russian were to defect, Putin would just probably say, hey, I got your family.

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It's a great play. Imagine if they had said yes. You're right. Like, oh, yeah.

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Like, that guy would have been the GM of the century. Ever.

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Do you think the fact that there was no rush and the Four Nations actually helped Ovi because he got a nice little break in the middle of it?

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My guess is that this is like swimmers peeing in the pool. I think everybody pees in Rays Creek. We just don't talk about peeing in Rays Creek.

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I think we have tried to have him on in the past, but it wasn't like he said no. I think the schedule just never lined up. But we will have him on.

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Yeah, when he's not going from interview to interview all of Super Bowl week. Plus, if we were to have him on that week, it would be us interviewing him, but also, like, four other shows putting out their Jaden Daniels interview.

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I just love talking about Jiffy Lube, their car care service, second to none. Skittles.

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I feel some tension between the two of you. There's no tension.

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And I've heard through the grapevine from two separate sources that Witt has been on edge about this.

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Eight years. I've considered you a friend. We've always been friendly. We haven't spent a lot of time together outside the office.

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Yeah, I would agree with that. So what's interesting is I was going on your Twitter the other day because I want to see what's Whitney posting about. I want to be able to have a good interview. What's he fired up about? You don't follow me on Twitter. I do.

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Yeah, so that's what concerned me. I was like, Whit, we used to follow each other.

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That's what made me so concerned. I actually didn't think that way. I figured out what happened, I think. You remember when I locked down my Twitter account with 999,999 followers? Yes. I think you might have unfollowed and tried to refollow just to see like, oh, is it really locked down?

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And then I think I told you at the time, like, no, if you opted out, I'm not letting you back in until I open it up. And then you just never came in.

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No, I thought about it more overnight. And I was like, I'm pretty sure that's it. I just wanted you to stew in the beef a little bit longer.

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It's beneath Augusta? Yeah. In his defense, he was probably hammered. Yeah. If you're an Arizona State golfer and you play at the... I assume that you're just taking full advantage of the car girl.

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At first... At first he was mad at us, and then after, I'd say even after like 10, 15 minutes, you gradually became mad at yourself. Yes. And then you got mad at yourself for being so mad. Right. And being like, I'm going to look stupid because I was mad.

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Just being like, keep the rounds coming. Yeah, let's go. I love it. If you're a guy that maybe might not get back to Augusta... Mm-hmm. Then I say go ahead and pee in there. Just be yourself? Be yourself. Pee yourself. The one thing is you probably shouldn't say pee. That's probably one of those words that Augusta won't let you say. They probably are like the golfer eliminated into Rays Creek.

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You know what Avery's doing? No. Avery is producing a podcast. I'll give you one guess.

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I thought he worked for Jake Paul. I think he does now. I think it's his production company. Jake Paul, whatever. That was his baby. Talk to her. Which was a great show, by the way.

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Here's another one right here. Brube. He coached the Blues. He snapped a 52-year championship.

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You can see the graphic that they're going to put up on the screen.

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Yikes. But here's the thing. Most people just play golf so that they can pee outside. Yeah. It's just a good excuse to take a leak on a tree.

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They got some goaltending questions. They got two goalies, and they thought they knew which direction they were going to go earlier in the season, and neither one has... They get on hot streaks sometimes, but neither one has done anything to separate themselves. To take the job. That's our guy.

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So it's super. confident? I think that we can go on a run for sure. I disagree with you. I think that Dylan Strom can play with anybody. I love watching him play. He's a great player. He's good at setting his teammates up, always where he needs to be. I think Tom Wilson is playing one of the best seasons of his career, and Ovi is certainly at the top of his game right now.

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The hat, I think, is too much. So I have to defend the hat because I think that's Ben DiNucci's company. So I'm compromised on that. Let's say it's not. Let's say it's not. Let's say it's a quarterback that I don't like.

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The difference between this team and the team that you were talking about that lost to Montreal back in whatever year that was.

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Yeah, so they had a hot goalie, very hot goalie in Montreal. Yeah, Halak. I fucking hate that guy. Our offense was a shitload of Mike Green firing in, like, long-distance, low-percentage shots. And so he was getting a bunch of saves. We would outshoot them by, like, 20 shots a game. But they weren't, like, grade A. But they weren't grade A shots.

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And this team has more of a cohesive offense, I think, than that team did at times. Like, we play prettier hockey at times than that team did. Shit.

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Listen, I don't have the same confidence that I had back in even 2017 or 2018 when they made the playoffs. But I do think that there's something very cool about this team, and they've been a joy to watch the entire season.

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Yeah. No, he invented writing letters upside down. Yeah. But if it wasn't his company, I would say I'm shocked that Augusta didn't confiscate it.

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They've been pretty consistent, and I thought that there might be a little bit of letdown after Ovi got the record because this season has been so much about getting the record, as it probably should be. It's a crazy, crazy achievement.

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I like the fact that we're playing against the Hurricanes tonight. I was just going to bring that up. That we got in that line brawl with at the end of the last game because that's going to be a physical game. I think that's enough to shock you out of any sort of goal record hangover that you might have.

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That was different. He was wearing, he jumped on, like, a backpack.

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Yeah. You can't do this to Augusta. I think that's worse than wearing a hat backwards.

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Real quick, I wanted to just throw this stat at you. I know that the Panthers are a great team, Stanley Cup champions. Do you know offhand the Caps record against the Panthers this year and the total goals?

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They're 3-0 against the Panthers, and the total cumulative score is 16-7.

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So right now that would include Bryson, Ludwig would be in there, Rory would be in that group as well. Rory played really well. Max was up and down today. He started off, I think he was two under through four holes.

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What do we think about Bettman? Where are we at with me? Because I feel like on this show we've got a pretty good narrative going around Adam Silver. We've got a good one going around Manfred in baseball. And we know a lot about Roger Goodell. All I know is that hockey fans tend to not like him. But I don't know why.

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I want to hate him because I want to hate every commissioner because it's easy to be like, that guy fucking sucks. Yeah, he stinks. Why should I hate him?

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Biz has shown me messages where... Because every hockey guy, I'm like, I see him, they're like, that guy's a clown.

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Yeah, wasn't the Stanley Cup Finals were on Spike TV?

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But I think SVP's booth is set up on the second nine.

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And so he got into the SVP zone and was like, I wish I was talking to the PMT guys.

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Yeah. I mean, I have tried to get Ovi on part of my take before, and I've been in touch with the Caps PR people.

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Yeah, when I was running by. That was maybe one of the coolest moments of my life.

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Yeah, yeah. So I was out for a jog. This was like probably 10 years ago. I was out for a jog in my parents' old neighborhood. I was running around this big lake that they had. And so I get to the other side of it, and I knew that's where Ovi's house was. But I'm out for this jog, and then I see this dude in a hoodie on like a BMX bike, like a dirt bike.

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Just riding up this hill right past me, coming straight towards me on the road. I jogged past him, and I was like, okay, that guy's... like a machine on this bike, but I didn't think it was Ovi. I had no idea. Then I see his wife. I'm like, oh shit, that's Ovi's wife. Look back at Ovi. He just gets to the top, walks his bike down the hill, bikes it up again. He was doing rehab for his MCL.

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He had a torn MCL and his whole thing was, I just go ride bike.

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Ride bike uphill, walk bike down, ride bike uphill. And yeah, he did that. I was probably out for about 35 minutes, and he did that the entire time. I just stopped and watched.

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I was just a fan. But I've reached out to their PR people for the Caps before, trying to set up other guys on the team for an interview. And I ask about Ovi, and they're always just like, ha.

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Yeah, I do think that the language barrier is a real thing with Ovi. He speaks English, but it's –

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Now the Islanders are charging, I think, 50 bucks to print out the physical ticket from that game, if you went to that game.

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You have to pay them 50 extra dollars to print out a ticket. Oh, my God. Because everyone had it on their phone, yeah.

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Do we want to talk about what happened with the Bruins this year?

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He's tied for 38th. Yeah, but I mean, the scores are so closely grouped together. Plus one.

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I feel like Freddie Couples has one of these rounds every Masters where it's like, oh shit, yeah, Freddie Couples, still a pleasure to watch him swing. Did he play with a neon ball? Of course. I love it.

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But also in that case with the quarterback at Penn State, it's the system. So it was his fault. The calendar was set up where he had to go in the portal right before the playoffs started because that's when teams make moves in the portal. So he has to put his name in there and then it fucks up his team. It's bad. It's just bad. All right.

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I would probably take a provisional if I missed it. If you pipe one down the middle, can you just finish out the hole? I'd finish out the round. Yeah. I think I'm locked in today.

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Anything else of note? Patrick Reed, also one under. He's one of your guys, Hank? Yep. I like it when Patrick Reed wins the Masters because it makes everybody so mad.

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What about a guy that gets kicked off of his varsity team, has some issues, he's like, fuck it, I'll just play club. He was already a guy that they had their eyes on, and then he goes to the league.

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I know, but everybody like, you know, Patrick Reed has a lot of haters. He's only won once, right? Yeah. Yeah. He's got a lot of haters. You could call them haters or you could call them, I guess, plaintiffs in some circumstances. Teammates? Yeah, teammates. But I like how angry he makes golf people.

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So it's like, yeah, we're signing him. And he's the exact same way when he's not here. Like when he's texting us, he's the same dude.

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There's no act at all. He's just high energy. Did you know about his pouch before he came on with us?

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So I don't like him, but I do enjoy watching the chaos when he does well.

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It's like you root against him, but then when he does it, it's like what a tremendous story.

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Figure out the weather. How's Wu-Tang Clan doing?

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The best part was the golf writers that were like, he sped off. Oh, those are losers. He spun out. Like, did they get upset about it? Like, we're not upset about it. We think that it's funny.

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That the golf writers are getting upset about it.

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My vote would be McDavid. I'm just a big McDavid fan.

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He's the MVP. I've been told he's the best hockey player in the history of the game.

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Hank probably uses a specific golf app for the weather that has the weather inside of it somewhere.

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You don't think he's good. He's the second most valuable player on his own team. Yeah, and he's, you know, he's almost won a cup.

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All right, so Stanley Cup Finals prediction. Teams and winner.

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Got it. Because I just looked up Leafs versus Caps this year. Leafs won one game, lost two against the Caps this year.

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I just see Ryan Whitney has re-followed me on Twitter.

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And actually... Wait a second. Did you say that Kirk Minahan was your boss?

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Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I felt bad for you in the moment because you looked like you were going through it.

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Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Great vibes. Yeah. PFT. I was at the gym this morning. This happened like two hours ago, two and a half hours ago. And after the gym, I'm going to come into work. So what do you do after you work out? You sweat for a little bit. You go into the locker room and you take a shower. Right. I'm just making sure I'm not crazy. Yeah, no, that's... That's absolutely what you do. That's what you do.

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Not always, but most times. We'll get Joey Swole on the case to ask him. But I'm pretty sure you're supposed to shower before you put your clothes on and go back to work. Right. So I go in the locker room. I've got my towel. I'm at my locker. There's two other people in the locker room. One guy is about, I'd say, 25, 30 feet away from me to my right.

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The other guy is behind me, maybe like, I don't know, six or seven feet behind me. He's got headphones on. The other guy doesn't. So I come in. Take my clothes off, and when I take my clothes off and change in the gym, I'm locked in straight ahead. I'm not a guy that wanders. I don't put my leg up on anything. Clothes off, towel on. Question.

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Yeah, you take your boxers off and then you put the towel on.

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Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Exactly. All checks. I'm not turned around facing the center of the locker room.

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They'll have a conversation. Right. They'll go up to the hairdryer, put their leg on the counter, and blow dry their balls.

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So, clothes off, towel on. Then I hear this guy about 25 feet away from me. He's the guy to my right. And he starts yelling. And he's like, bro, what the fuck are you doing? And I'm just like straight ahead. I'm like, he's not talking to me. I'm just minding my own business, getting ready to change or getting ready to shower, bro. What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck is this gay shit?

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Bro, you're going to shower? What the fuck? Put your clothes back on. This is some gay shit. And then after like, I don't know, five seconds, ten seconds of him yelling, I finally look up. I'm like, is he yelling at me? And he's staring at me. And this dude is fucking pissed off. What? Huge scowl on his face. He looks like he's about to come kick my ass. Jacked? No, he's like a medium-sized guy.

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You immediately lose footing. Or if you're naked, a good strategy in this situation might be just like take the towel off because nobody wants to fight a naked guy. Right. So the guy's just yelling at me. I'm looking around like, is this me? The other guy who's there, I looked at him like, is this really happening? He's got his headphones on. He has no idea any of this is happening.

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So the guy starts to walk towards me. He's like, take that fucking gay shit out of here. That's gay as shit, bro. And he just walks out, but he looks like he's stewing. He's shaking. He's so mad. Whoa. So then he walks out, and then I'm thinking to myself, is this guy going to wait for me out in the gym?

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And kick my ass? Did you cover up? I had a towel on. Okay. Your towel on. My ass wasn't out, but he was mad at me that I took my clothes off to shower after the gym. And then for a second, in that situation, I'm like, am I doing something wrong?

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No, he was honestly 25 feet away from me. No, that's crazy. How old was he? I'm going to guess like mid 20s. Oh, so I think he's going through some. So I had a couple of theories on this guy. One, he's probably gay. He's probably very, very closeted because, again, we're 25 feet away. I'm minding my own business. This guy had to actively look at me while I was changing to get pissed off. Right.

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He could if he didn't want to see anything, he could have gone like this. Right. Turned his head five degrees. So then then I got all in my head because I thought, am I doing something wrong? And then I thought, if this guy comes back in here and kicks my ass, then he's going to like and gets caught.

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Then he will file a police report being like this fucking gay guy in the locker room was trying to come on to me. And I'm like going through all these weird scenarios in this guy's mind. Right. But it was weird. When I went out to the parking lot, I was looking around for him. I was like, is this guy waiting to kick my ass in the parking lot? That's crazy. So yeah, I really do. I love Joey Swole.

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Love his content. He's the best. Joey, I need you to weigh in on this. Am I out of line? Is it gay as shit to shower after you work out?

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Very bizarre. Very strange. So I thought, one, either this guy is very repressed in his homosexuality. Was I looking good? Yeah, I was just saying, it's kind of like your fault for being so hot. Well, after about 30 minutes, I thought about it. I was like, man, that guy wanted to fuck me. I guess that's better than him not wanting to fuck me. Yeah. And then... I got to the office.

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I told Mook about it because I was like a little shaken up. He's like, well, were you were you hanging dong? And I was like, none, man. I'd work out dick. I'd like a very bad dick. Right. Right. So I don't I don't know what this guy was going through, but it shook me up a little bit this morning. I was like, I rightfully so. Did I? Did I? Am I wrong to shower after using the gym? That's now.

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Now I'm going to be I'm going to be scared to shower next time.

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Yeah. Yeah. What the hell is going on here? The gayest thing you can do is play sports.

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period yeah he looked like he was in decent shape though that's that because i thought about that max like maybe there's a different environment for him but that's wild i don't know yeah that is wild um

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I was squatting heavy this morning, so I might have been, as Hank would say, looking right.

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It wasn't like a Creed Bratton moment where you're like, this is the one weird thing I do.

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Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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That never happened. I imagine if there was a woman in there at the same time and they were going pee, they would know the sound. They'd be like, that is a man shitting. Yeah, that's a man.

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Big Cat, we- I'm a mental, like, I'm a mental pussy.

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Take deep breaths in and out, and then step up, give a little ass wiggle, put the putter behind the ball, deep breath in, deep breath out, putt. All right.

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The funniest was watching the highlights from yesterday and all the clips that were coming out. You could see how much pressure we felt in those moments. And then you look down and it's like a two-foot putt on a mini golf course.

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Just trusting each other. There's real pressure, though, when you're doing alternate shot because you don't want to let down your team.

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And when you're down three and four and you get a tie out of it, we won that tie. That tie was a blowout. That's a choke by them.

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funny me and big cat have been together at any point in our entire lives no jokes so serious no it was the olympics we were just every time good shot locked stay locked in let's shock the world i watched it back i was like you really did say let's shock the world in a mini golf match dead serious

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The personality that Big Cat and I showed in that is the complete and polar opposite of everything we've ever done on camera, ever.

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Let's write our names in the history books. Also, that putt that you're talking about that you just said, like the huge putt. Yeah. It was, I think, a foot and a half. I think it was a foot and a half long mini golf putt. I'm trying to rewrite the story about me as a putter.

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Yeah, there are. I mean, I didn't get a full backswing. The wall was close.

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Yep. Yeah. I mean, just by watching the little that I watched of that stream, I would say Max probably golfs like six times more than Hank.

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What? You love mini golf so much that you set up this entire tournament to make the whole office play mini golf, Max.

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Cried. Cried. Has tribute video culture gone too far, Big Cat? Do you think he did not deserve a tribute video? Well, that's the thing. It's like, who deserves a tribute video? Like, when did the tribute video?

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Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I'm saying in the modern era when we're talking about tribute videos, of course Luca does deserve a tribute video. I just don't know when the whole tribute video thing started, when that became a thing.

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There's a lot of discourse about the tribute video, though. Okay, so tell me. Well, I remember, was it Isaiah Thomas Jr.?

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I think he's still waiting for his tribute video.

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Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Okay, so here are my two thoughts about the actual tribute video. One, it was really well done. Luka got emotional. He cried. I'm surprised that he played as well as he did after getting so emotional in the pregame because it feels like that was a heavy moment for him. So credit to him for playing well. And then second...

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The video editor the whole time they were making the tribute video had to just be like, why the fuck did we trade this guy? Right. Like, look at all these awesome highlights I'm cutting together. He's young as shit. Why am I making this video? He should have had... Nico should have made the tribute video. Yeah. In fact...

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Any GM, if you ever think that maybe you should trade a great player, what you should be forced to do is sit down and make a tribute video for him. And then after you're done making the video, then you think about it and you decide if you still want to trade him after you made the video.

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I do go to the grocery store hungry all the time. I just eat while I'm grocery shopping. And you buy a shitload of cookies and everything.

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Is he doing the thing where he's trying to get sympathy because he's like, it's not safe for me to sit in my seat?

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Yeah, I saw that they were handing out clown noses, Nico clown noses, to the fans to wear before the game.

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Yeah, especially he should have been forced to watch the tribute video. Yep. Look what you did. Look what you took away from these people. That's a completely fair thing to do. If you're going to make a trade like that, you have to be able to face the music afterwards. Yeah. And then I thought JJ had some pretty cool things to say afterwards. He seems like he'd be a good guy to play for. Oh.

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JJ Redick. Oh. TJ, what? Peace. Is he going to get traded?

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Ryan Whitney, Someone Peed At The Masters, Luka’s Return + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Jerry posted the peace sign. Please know. TJ Watt did not post a picture of the peace sign. Wait, did he? Yeah, TJ Watt did it.

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He might be out on a little drug trip with Aaron Rodgers and just feeling the peaceful vibe of the universe.

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Yeah. That's a fair freak out. Fair freak out. I'd be freaking out too.

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He said he's going to use you as comeback fuel. Great. Right here, Deshaun.

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Hey, Pardon My Take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's Pardon My Take Super Wildcard Weekend, we're still saying it. We're going to talk about every game, Saturday and Sunday. We also have an instant classic, Notre Dame-Penn State, that we're going to recap at the top of the show.

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Yeah, I don't know. And there's probably a decent amount of Vikings fans down in Arizona, maybe for the winter. I don't know.

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Yeah, right. So weird setup. The other one was a stat that came from ZanB21. And we should have seen this because it should have been in the preview. But since 2017, Sean Payton is 30-12 against bald head coaches. It's a pretty big sample size. He's going up against Sean McDermott on Sunday. That makes me very nervous because I love the Bills in that game.

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He only, so ZanB21 only showed, he basically was like, this is bullshit. He's like, you don't think I did my work? So he showed 2017 through 2019. There was a Caldwell. There was a Sean McDermott. There was a Todd Bowles. There was four Dan Quinn wins.

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Mike Tomlin, 2017. Can you even find that? Coach's photo. 2017. Yeah, you're right. He had a little more hair there, if this is correct. So maybe ZanB21, maybe we shouldn't trust this stat. I like the stat, though. It's a great stat.

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It's the kind of stat you need. Okay. Let's kick it to ourselves for more football talk. We're going to preview every game for Saturday, Sunday. Max, are you okay? Birds now. Birds.

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That's a low bar. All right, let's kick it to ourselves for some weekend preview, then Dan Orlovsky talking more football. Okay, let's get to our weekend preview. It's brought to you by our friends at Game Time. It is football season. It's football playoff season, and we can't wait to get out to some games with the help of Game Time, the official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports.

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American Primeval is brought to you by Peter Berg, Mark L. Smith, and Eric Newman. And American Primeval is now playing only on Netflix. Okay, boys, we got some bad news. We are not allowed to call it Super Wild Card Weekend. The NFL has nerfed Super Wild Card Weekend. It is just back to Wild Card Weekend.

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Thank you. We're not going to let them take the super out of wildcard weekend. Yeah. What is it? Just the bowl. Now that's good. Listen, they take the super out of wildcard weekend. The next thing is going to happen. It's going to be just the bowl.

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Yeah. So that that news that was also brought to you by our good friend Mike Florio, which I love that he was on the beat for that. He was like the NFL is slowly taking away the super word in wildcard weekend without anyone knowing. Wait, did they slowly take it away or have they taken? All right, I'm pulling it up. Super wild card is no more. This is from Floria.

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Wild card weekend is no longer super in name, at least. After noticing on Tuesday the conspicuous absence of the name that emerged when the NFL added two more playoff bursts and created a six game opening round, we asked the league if super has been sixed.

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Super debuted during the 2020 season playoffs when the NFL introduced a new wildcard format and the addition of a team from each conference making the playoffs the first change since 1990. The league said via email. I just love the Florio emailed the league about this.

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Super was used the last four seasons to help differentiate from the previous 30 years of the Saturday Sunday schedule and the further drive awareness of the three days of wildcard games. It's served its purpose as fans have responded. Well, while it has been retired, there's no doubt the wildcard games will continue to be super. This is the best story ever.

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Let's get mega with it. Do you think they're ever going to go to eight teams? I hope not. Actually, that would be kind of fun.

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Should we say real quick before we get into the games? It is super wildcard weekend. We still say that on this show. Do we want to do a real quick updated, what teams do you think can win the Super Bowl this year? Okay. I have five teams, and it might look stupid. I think they all can, McCat. They all can, technically.

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I have five teams, and it might look really dumb when one of those teams is not in it and the other one wins. But my five teams are the Philadelphia Eagles, the Detroit Lions— The Baltimore Ravens, the Kansas City Chiefs, and the Buffalo Bills.

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it just didn't show on paper this season just need it no scoreboards they're the winners also uh an update from dallas uh it apparently so the the cowboys blocked the interview with mike mccarthy to the bears uh and then it was a report that jerry jones and mike mccarthy spent significant time together tuesday and wednesday they're getting shit done that's great it's a power meeting that's awesome do you are you happy that they blocked mike

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And wake up the Echoes, PFT, because the Notre Dame Fighting Irish are in the College Football National Championship.

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It's also just like kind of fucked up what they're doing, where they're putting him in limbo. And if they don't resign him, he might miss his window to get another job.

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Yeah. Saturdays and Sundays. Yeah. Feeder system. OK, let's get some games. I'm excited for these games. I'm excited. This is this is I know I have a bunch of top weekends, but in sports like while super wildcard weekend is is very high up there, especially because we have college football playoffs to like. This is a weekend I look forward to all year.

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And usually when there's a big fight and there's the NBA and NHL playoffs. Yep. Super wildcard weekend, divisional round weekend, conference championship weekend.

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And it was an instant classic. Yep, like such a great game. I thought it was going to be a snoozer. First half was neither offense really did anything. Penn State went into halftime up 10-3. Whatever Marcus Freeman did at halftime, he deserves all the credit because that game was won in the third quarter and how Notre Dame came out and they took it right to Penn State. took the lead.

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And then just throw in a random October weekend when the slate is just insane and it's like five awesome college football matchups and five awesome NFL matchups.

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It is. All right, so first game up, Chargers at Texans. I updated my lines last night. Let me make sure they're all good. Chargers at Texans, I believe. Sorry, this is bad. Chargers at Texans. I think the Texans are a three-point. Yes, so three-point underdogs at home. Over-under is 42.5. This is a tough game for me because the Chargers should win this game. The Texans offense is not good.

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It has proven to be not good all year. They are 31st in early down success rate. But the Houston defense is very good, and we also have a fun matchup. Ladd McConkie is going up against his former teammate, Kamari Lassiter, and I think Ladd has said that he is the toughest cornerback he ever played in practice at Georgia. But I'm believing in the Chargers.

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I'm just a little hesitant because I do think Houston's defense is that good, and they can keep them in this game and muck it up. So is it going to be against Lassiter or is it going to be against Stingley? It depends on where he goes. I mean, if he's in the slot, it's going to be Lassiter.

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On the reverse side, the Chargers do play a lot of too high safety. And when Stroud goes up against these eight touchdowns, seven interception, and his passer rating is 31st in the NFL against that type of defense. We also have Jim Harbaugh knowing Nico Collins, which is the only weapon the Texans have. Yep. Recruited him, played for him. Here's another one I had.

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Houston versus top 10 DVOA defenses because the Chargers ranked ninth in DVOA. Minnesota, the second DVOA defense, they lost 34-7. Baltimore, the sixth, they lost 31-2. Detroit, the fifth, they lost 26-23. And Green Bay, the seventh, they lost 24-22. So they are... 0-4 against those top 10 DVOA defenses. And like I said, the Chargers are a top 10 DVOA defense.

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Everything we just have said is just like you should just take the under.

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I have a dumb analytics stat for you. It's just looking at game logs. J.K. Dobbins, when he's hurt or he left the game against Baltimore, the Chargers are 2-3. When he's healthy, they're 9-3.

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Obviously, Penn State came back. They traded some drives. And the big story, as much as I would like to do the narrative that James Franklin can't win a big game, Drew Aller was horrific.

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So where's everyone thinking in this game? I do think the Chargers win. I'm a little nervous about three just because it does feel like it's going to be a low-scoring, knock-down, drag-out fight.

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That Browns game is kind of a similar spot. I think the... I think the Texans might've been underdogs in that game. I can't remember, but that was, yeah, they kicked the shit out of the Browns.

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Right. But the Texans also, you kind of are what you are. They have not been a good offense this year. So last year they were a lot better of an offense. I also, we should say, I mean, the fires in LA are like horrific, really, really sad. Hope everyone who's an AWL is safe and okay. Yeah. I wonder if there is, is there a human element?

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Because, like, you're living in a city if you're a Charger, and it's burning down right now.

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Yeah, I don't know. Just something to throw in there. I just more hope that everyone's okay and anyone who listens is doing okay.

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Max, we've got to win this game, and then we can cash out our future.

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Yeah, the cash out, that's what I was just looking at. It's not great. It's even right now, or a little less, right?

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But this was the plan. Chargers win one playoff game. I'm holding for the Chiefs.

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They got a chance. Okay, next game. Saturday night, Steelers at Ravens. Ravens minus 9.5 over under 43.5. I'm very interested to see if Zay Flowers plays. That's a big one because I don't – there's nothing that tells me the Steelers can win this game unless the Ravens have their number one receiver gone.

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So Zay Flowers has a 24% target rate, so a quarter of the targets, and he also has a quarter of the team's total receiving yards. If he doesn't play, maybe it's a Tomlin muck it up. If he plays, where's the Steelers offense coming from? They've looked so bad.

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Yeah, so we're going to talk more about it with Dan Orlovsky because he breaks it down what they changed. But since week 11 when they made the change, they have the top pass defense in the NFL. So that's pretty crazy. They were 30th weeks 1 through 10.

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They're just an all-around sound team. So if I was going to make the case for the Steelers, It's Zay Flowers being out. It's Justin Tucker being a little shaky. This has got to be the first time in the Ravens' Justin Tucker history that the other team has the edge in kicking. Chris Boswell has had a better year than Justin Tucker.

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And then the Ravens are second in the league in penalties, 132 penalties this year. And we've seen it. They've had games where they've been right there, and that little thing will happen, and it's not fully sound, not buttoned up. So that would be my case for the Steelers, but I feel like that's not a very strong case, and the Ravens are going to win.

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Oh, man. And it was, I mean, listen, that game, back and forth, Riley Leonard made a huge mistake, Penn State takes the lead, and then Drew Aller makes a, like,

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I don't know why I still have my eyes closed. Okay. Lamar may be wearing a little too many undergarments.

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It's Pittsburgh football. And that's it. What's the weather, Max? Cold game.

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uh so i i also russie like george pickens has to do something yep and 25 to 28 degrees i kind of nailed that that degree yeah it doesn't look like today oh that's today all right give us saturday 41 and sunny oh you dummy that's gonna be that's sunday it's gonna be 31 degrees at 7 30.

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drew all or threw three three interceptions today and and only one of them counted because the other two uh phantom well the first one actually was a real hold but the second one was just it was such a bad throw they shouldn't have thrown a flag because it had no impact on the play uh it's a bad throw it's a bad call too yeah it's a bad call i mean i get that he didn't turn his head around yeah and then the fans had a little university texas moment yeah you know how mad you have to be to make an irish guy throw his beer seriously

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If you're a Steelers fan. Right. I also, George Pickens might be the one guy that you would want to talk shit to because he probably is now just like, all I have to do, all I want to do is fight. Yeah. You know, you can get him out of his game very easily. This could be art of war shit from Harbaugh. Yeah. I'm excited for this game, though. I hope it's a close game.

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I don't want this is this is the one game that I'm very nervous could be a blowout. Just just because I mean, the Steelers, I think it's happened twice that a team has made the playoffs on a four game losing streak. Both teams lost. And so I don't. Their offense sucks. Their offense sucks. They can't do anything. Their defense got a little bit better. Their defense is pretty good.

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Add an element. Yeah. Okay, Sunday. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. We have the Broncos at the Bills. Bills minus 8.5, overrunners 46.5. Very funny when reporters ask Josh Allen what Joe Brady has brought to the offense this year. He said because they were asking about him interviewing for head coaching jobs. He said nothing team should stay away from him. I think I love the over in this game. I love it.

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Love it, love it, love it. I think that the weakness of the Bills is their defense has not been great. They've had games where they've looked good, but they just have not. They were that Rams game, that Lions game.

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I know they won the Lions game, but if you ask any Bills fan, that's the concern is their defense has not been up to snuff for the back half of the year, and Josh Allen has been playing out of his mind, and I think that he will not be stopped either, so I like the over. Yeah.

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So this is, uh, one of the, there's three of these. QBs making their first playoff start versus QBs who have playoff experience. The QBs making their first playoff start in that situation are 34% against the spread since 2002. So not great track record. You got to think.

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I think one of the three quarterbacks that are making their first playoff start this year, Jaden Daniels, Bo Nix, Sam Donald, one of those three is going to win the game. I think the other two might be in trouble. I don't know how to pick those. It's kind of like a whack-a-mole. which one's going to show up in the other two.

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But statistically speaking, a guy making his first playoff start versus a guy who's played in the playoffs before, it's a disadvantage for the guy making his first playoff start.

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Really bad interceptions. The last one was just... 40 seconds left. Why? The one thing you can't do in that situation is make a throw like that. And he was so bad that even the last lateral...

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Yeah, I know, but. Full circle. Wouldn't full circle be if the Bills were playing against Texas A&M?

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Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Full circle moment. I don't think it's full circle. I don't know. I don't know what shape it is. Yeah. I like the Bills.

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All right. Packers at Eagles. Eagles minus four and a half over under 44 and a half. Max, do we have any reports? At the time of this taping, we're taping this at 1045.

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Yeah, I think he's going to be fine, too. And I like the Eagles in this game. Here's the problem. Here's the thing, Max, that we can't have happen. The Eagles cannot start slow. The Eagles are... They always start slow. I know. They're 21st, but especially in this game, they're 21st in first quarter scoring, and the Packers are 4th in first quarter scoring. That's not good.

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You don't want to be down and have the Packers be able to lean on Josh Jacobs and have them be able to control this game. And there is a little... Here's my biggest concern. Jordan Love is not. I mean, I think last year he was ascending at the end. This year the Packers are probably a better team overall, but they weren't playing better towards the end of the season.

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of the game he overthrew and threw out of bounds but I like Drew Aller was was horrific and and by the way do we have a little uh dude to do with Brandon Walker because I think on this show on Wednesday he said Drew Aller doesn't turn the ball over and that's why Penn State's gonna win the game that's our college football expert we apologize on behalf of our college football expert

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Like last year they were playing well towards the end of the season. That game against the Cowboys was crazy. He played perfect football game. That was his first playoff start. I'm worried that that guy's going to show up.

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Yeah, no, you guys have a better kicker. But yeah, you guys have better wide receivers. Better cornerbacks.

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The I also think Vic Fangio is going to have a little bit. I mean, I think he already has an edge because Christian Watson being out is a big deal. Like that's I know that he's, you know, Packers like, well, he doesn't he has stones for hands and. But he's a field stretcher. He is the guy who can get open deep and you have to worry about his speed at all times.

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That definitely changes the dynamic of what the Packers can do and what the Eagles can do in terms of defending the Packers.

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Okay. And I just hope he's because that's the slow start. And the fact that he's missed, what, two weeks now, three weeks, two weeks.

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Have to find a way to scheme something up and get in a rhythm early because that's where I'm going to start getting nervous. If the Eagles come out and they're like three and out and the Packers go down the field. and now you're playing a different game because the Eagles are an incredible team to play from ahead.

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We saw it in that Steelers game when they had the fucking, whatever it was, 13-minute drive down the field to end the game.

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It's just playing from behind in the playoffs is definitely a different feeling.

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I'm pretty sure. Did you guys see that you added another Georgia Bulldog? I think there's 11 total playing in this game. Who is it? Lewis Seen, the former first-round pick who was cut by the Vikings. I think he was on the Bills practice squad, and he got added to the Eagles active roster. So it's a significant amount of Georgia Bulldogs. I love that. Let's go win a football game, Max.

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Yeah, I like the Packers. I mean, sorry. I like the Eagles. I think the Packers are going to win.

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I like the Eagles. They're going to win this game. Just don't start slow.

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Nice. All right, let's talk about that game. Commanders at Bucs. Bucs minus three over under 50 and a half. What are we thinking, PFT? How are we feeling?

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Yeah. I do too. I think this will be a great game. I think the Bucs are not – like the Bucs' defense has not looked great. They also have a lot of injuries. And I don't know. I think it actually helps that Jaden Daniels has played them before. Like you said, like it's – like, you know, the unfamiliarity of playoffs, a lot of pressure. It's like, but we've been to Tampa. We've played them.

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That was the first game of the season. I would be a little worried about the run game for the Bucs. I feel like Bucs is going to have a huge day. Yep. Probably going to ladder his overs.

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I think you guys are going to be in this game. I'm rooting for you to get a playoff win. I've told you, I've been honest. If you won a Super Bowl this year, I'd be like, that's fucking bullshit. I would like you to win this game, especially because it's against Stephen Che. And that would be very nice for you to win against Stephen Che.

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I will probably do a friendship bet on the Commanders and ride with you because I want you to just rub it in his face.

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Yeah. Sunday he turned to me during the game. He said the Commanders are not a good team.

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I did put in a future on DraftKings Sportsbook. Ohio State to win the national championship parlayed with the Eagles. I think it's 13-1. Eagles Super Bowl. All right. So I'm with Maxie.

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That's fine. You said the Packers, too. He just named four, five, six. Am I wrong? Four, five, seven. Am I wrong?

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Here's what I was saying in PFT's defense. He's not trying to be cocky about it, but I think what the commanders are is they're not a finished product. They're not a great team. But the way Jaden Daniels has played this year gives you a chance in any game.

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a ball no they can't catch a ball can't get open I mean yeah Tyler Warren is so much fun to watch because he is like if you need three yards he's gonna get you seven yeah he's after contact but so Marcus Freeman was incredible I thought he coached a great game I thought that play at the end of the game where they had third in whatever it was five and the conservative thing would be to just run the ball again with Riley Leonard and they ran they rolled out Riley Leonard he hit that perfect pass to Faison I believe who ended up getting like 15 yards and

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That's really what it comes down to is you got a guy that is so dynamic that if he is hitting his long balls, if he's running when he needs to run, He's a match-up, match-up problem.

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uh you're rooting for pain yeah yeah be honest what are you i don't want anybody to win i want everybody to lose but but if you're rooting for maximum uh for the podcast listeners we need to spread out the losses like if you guys both lost this weekend it would kind of suck yeah you know

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Okay, what is your guys pick? Well, let's do ours first because it's the first game. Max and I are doing the Packers-Eagles game, and we have a plus 575 parlay for the people. It's Eagles money line, Devontae Smith 70 yards receiving, Devontae Smith touchdown, and Saquon Barkley 80-plus yards rushing.

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And Riley Leonard, he wasn't great, but he made big plays at big moments. Like, he made that throw. He made a couple big runs, eluded a couple big-time sacks that would have been, like, you know, very detrimental. And I don't know. Marcus Freeman, I'm a believer. Like, last game when he pants Kirby Smart, this game, how they came out of halftime, because I think we all agree, like, halftime,

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bet for bet i'm bet your parlay you got mine gone so go to drafting sportsbook they got everything this weekend's great weekend of uh football uh okay let's talk some more football we got our good friend dan orlovsky on the show breaking down the wild card super wild card weekend matchups uh pft you got a couple ads before we do that

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Okay, we now welcome on our good friend, Dan Orlovsky. You can see him on ESPN. He's calling games now, doing a great job calling games. He was calling that Ravens-Browns game the other night. It is playoff time, though. We want to talk to Dan about some playoffs. We want to break down these games. Dan, I'm excited. Which matchup has you the most excited out of the six this weekend?

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it looked like Penn State was going to win this game easily because they were just bullying Notre Dame on both lines well it took them a second to figure out the fact that they could get their linemen shoving people over right and they were and they were in the backfield when they were on defense and they were just running the ball down Notre Dame's throat and then Notre Dame came out shot out of a cannon and oh we got to mention Jeremiah Love one of the one of the best like second effort third effort touchdown runs three dudes hanging out maybe even four or five that was a

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So the only question I have in this, we could maybe use this to jump to the Jaden Daniels-Commanders-Bucks game, is obviously a rookie quarterback, first playoff start, especially on the road, not the best record overall. What is that? Is that just simply like this is just a different level of football that they are not? You can't prepare yourself.

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There's just no way you could have a great, fantastic rookie year like Bo Nix and Jaden Daniels did, and then you get into that playoff environment, and it's just a totally different ballgame.

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Dan, you called that Ravens game last week, and you mentioned something on the broadcast, and I think that people who have been watching the Ravens all year have seen it as well, but they have... adjusted their defense, their secondary specifically, and been playing really good ball down the stretch.

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What has happened, and do you think that that is what was needed to, like they're now a very bona fide, like they're going to win the Super Bowl, they're one of the best top two, top three teams in the playoffs?

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It came down to the quarterback. And now it makes sense that Drew Aller is staying in school. I think people scratch their head. They're like, that doesn't make any sense. He would be a first-round pick. He's got some things to work on. Who said he would be a first-round pick?

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Yeah. What about the Texans and the Chargers? That game, I just can't get to it with the Texans in the way they've looked offensively this year. Even when they had all their guys, it was never clean. I can't think of one game where I was like, man, the Texans looked awesome. Their defense is great. But are they going to get enough offense against a good Chargers defense?

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And, like, what is the fix when you're watching the tape? You're like, if they could do this or this, they might have a little more success.

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Cannon arm. So we should talk to Max. Oh, by the way, I wanted to mention Colin Coward. So I said this to you right before we started. He tweeted, you see Riley Leonard. I see Josh Allen. That sounds racist.

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So speaking of quarterbacks, Jordan love, uh, I think he's good. I obviously hate the Packers. Uh, He does throw off his back foot a lot. So what's said in practice, is that something you're trying to coach out of him? Is that something you're saying like, dude, you got to stop doing this?

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Because sometimes they're incredible plays, but sometimes it looks like he's just doing it when he could easily plant and go forward.

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There's literally nothing about it. I think it's bowling people over. Running the football. I guess. Maybe. Yeah. And maybe I guess if you gave. But Josh is a little. He's way more elusive. Yeah, he is. But I think that might be the only thing. But he sees Josh Allen. So, Max. I muted Colin Coward a long time ago. I actually blocked him. Fake soup. Hell yes. That was a bad one.

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We were supposed to have Dan on yesterday and I wake up at like 7 in the morning and I have a text from a number I don't see and it says, hey, it's Orlovsky. My phone broke. I'm texting you from my wife's number. And I was like, oh, okay. And then we just texted on – like I texted your wife's number for like two times back and forth communicating. So – I'll delete the number. Don't worry.

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She's an Eagles fan, isn't she? Yeah. I'm going to tell her I'm going to tell her she's an Eagles fan, right? She is a maniac, dude. Yeah. So I'm going to, I'm going to have to text her.

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I think the Bucs are going to be able to run the ball. I agree, yes. Yeah, and that's going to open up a lot. I think Bucky Irving's going to have a big day.

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He's so good. He's so good, and that's been the difference. Coming down the stretch, he became just a real dude.

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All right, so Monday Night Football will be on ESPN, so we'll see our friends Joe and Troy. Sam Darnold, I saw the clip. You said you thought he missed five touchdown passes on Sunday night. Is this a, hey, the Lions had an incredible game plan. They did something that the Vikings weren't expecting. That's an anomaly. That's one game. Or is this...

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Hey, this is a big problem, and Sam Darnold, as great as he's been this year, you have a little bit of doubt going into the playoffs.

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I got a question about this game as well. Can you explain just how good Puka Nakua is and how does he get open all the time? I know that you can't just leave Cooper Cup as a worry, but Puka, it just feels like every time they need a big pass, he's there and he's open. What the hell do you do if you're a defense?

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All right, Dan, I got one last question for you. By the way, also congrats on one of the best clips ever with Shannon Sharp the other day. You had that locked and loaded.

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Yeah, he's been bad this year. He was injured, but he's been nails in the playoffs. I think he's seven for eight now in the playoffs. Listen, I don't know if they can beat Texas or Ohio State. Okay, you're shaking your head, Max. Notre Dame's just coached really well. I don't know.

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plenty of moments when the opposite happens so yeah all right so my last question roback question r-h-o-b-a-c-k.com promo code take 20 off your first purchase q-zips polos hoodies joggers shorts roback.com promo code take i want to do so i won't make you pick against the spread but can you give us what you think is going to be your winner for all six games wild card weekend and then give us your super bowl yep

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That would be one of those maps where, like, what is the country rooting for? And it's just one circle in the middle for Kansas City.

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Riley Leonard did make some mistakes tonight, but if he doesn't throw any interceptions, they're a team that can just kind of hang around. I think they're good. Yeah. I mean, they're going to be like eight and a half point underdogs probably to Ohio State if Ohio State wins.

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Stop. Yep. Yep, yep, yep. They've run it down their throat. That's what happened in the first time they played this season. All right, well, Dan, thank you as always, man. We love having you on, love talking ball. We appreciate it, and I'm happy you got your phone back.

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We'll see. We'll see. I just give a lot of credit to Notre Dame tonight. Marcus Freeman, he's coached in incredible playoffs.

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It was that first drive in the third quarter. It was the first drive to start the second half. Notre Dame just went right down the field. And it was like all the juice they needed was in that. And then they got a three and out. And then Penn State went three and out. Yeah, yeah. And it was just like this game has just flipped on its head.

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Oh, okay. I am too, so can we mix in some non-jumpsuits here and there? If you're comfortable doing that.

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Whatever Marcus Freeman decided to adjust or do at halftime, it worked because they came out a completely different team.

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Because I had that one day when... High's been Saturday. Yeah. I was... I could not hold anything down. I was puking like 15 times. It happened on a Saturday. I was able to get back on a Sunday and I felt like shit, but... We show up to your job.

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All right. My fire fest. I got a big one. People who have probably watched Surviving Barstool. It has not been a fun week for me, but there's one thing I want to... kind of address because I've obviously seen it in the comment section. I owe it to the AWL. So I think a lot of people knew this, but I'm just going to say it. Let's just fucking do it because I don't know why.

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I don't know why I've been living in shame. Like, I don't know why I'm ashamed of this, but yeah, I was, I was born and raised in Newton, Massachusetts. I, so growing up, I have family in Chicago. I would come here once a year. Michael Jordan was my favorite athlete. I kind of rooted for both. I did root for the Patriots. I moved away in 2003 for college. Never moved back. Long time ago.

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Long time ago. Wasn't like a diehard Patriots fan, but I rooted for them. I moved to Chicago right after college. Um, and I love the city of Chicago. I loved it. I loved it when I was a kid, when I would come visit, um, and my uncle would take me to games and stuff. I loved it. I always loved it. So it's kind of like a, this is the city that, you know, it's the other city.

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Like my, my uncle was, uh, loose. I think he might've lied to me when I was a kid that like loosely friends with Phil Jackson.

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Yeah. And I was just like that fucking awesome dude because they, they used to, uh, practice right by where they live. Um, so I always loved the city of Chicago, uh, kind of just moved. Yeah. Moved out in 2003, have not lived in Massachusetts since then. Um, still, you know, rooted for the Patriots a little bit, uh, rooted. I never was really hockey, uh,

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Um, and then I, you know, when I moved to Chicago, I started falling in love with, you know, the city of Chicago and, uh, the teams and everything. And so it was a slow, gradual thing where I started writing about it. Uh, Dave hired me and he, I remember asking him right away. I was like, should I just say this? And he was like, nah, just, just do your job, just blog and go ahead.

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Yeah, and now James Franklin, I mean, we're not doing the narrative, but should we? He can't win the big one? Although, is it not the big one?

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But I don't know why for so long I've let it bother me and like been ashamed of it. It's such a stupid, trivial thing when it comes to like, you know, listen, I'm sure there'll be some people who are like, fuck this. I hate them. I'm not listening to PMT anymore. Fuck Big Cat. I get it.

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I would say to you, yes, I used to, you know, I have a complicated like Chicago teams are always kind of my second teams. I rooted for the Patriots. I moved away in 2003. So basically all the all the winning happened after I moved probably was probably a curse.

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No, I wish I didn't make that choice. I wish I had just been like, you know, but I fell in love with the city of Chicago and the teams. And I listen, this is why I moved back here is why I'm raising my kids here. I just, you know, and my, my fandom of the Chicago teams is genuine. I've been doing this for 14, 15 years now.

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Yeah. Well, my other fire fesses, I did get my tattoo. Thanks, Tyreek Stevenson. Finally got my tattoo. Paid that bet. So thanks a lot for not paying attention. But so I... Listen, I've been... I think I've talked about it on the show. I started seeing a therapist a few months ago. That's not because of this.

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That was because of the pressure of having an office where everyone gives you their problems and I never give anyone my problems. I never tell anyone my problems. But I...

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it's something that i shouldn't be ashamed of it's something i should just embrace uh i had a great childhood i like i i don't know why i i just it's part of the context hank said it's part of like i just don't want people to to hate me and that's another fucked up like i actually have talked to my therapist about this being a people pleaser you can't do that but i i i should just stop like stop being ashamed that's the story i like rip the band-aid rip the band-aid

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My teams are the teams for the rest of my life now. And and I don't know, you know, I actually my uncle, I was looking at it because I was just like last night. I was just kind of, you know, I was feeling great. Wouldn't feel awesome. So my uncle passed away in 2018. Kind of tragically, it was cancer very quickly. I looked it up because I was just going through memory lane. It was actually 2019.

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And my last text to him is, the Bears are the Bears again. An unbelievable defense and a maddening quarterback. Time is a flat circle. I'm starting to think Trubisky will never be the guy, which is so damn frustrating.

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so like it was it was just funny I was laughing about that because I was like shit like but he you know he was part of why I always would you know have a second team like oh yeah you know Jordan and everything so which everyone when they're growing up like I was I was I was

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born in la i moved when i was three but like when i was growing up i was like oh i was born in la the dodgers are my second team like yeah that's just like a thing and i still rooted for the patriots when they were you know like when i was like 18 19 20 a little bit out of out of college but then i slowly was like i i'm i'm gonna be a bear like i want to be in chicago this is the city i want to be in for the rest of my life i love the city to death i want to rep this city

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Um, so yeah, that's it. And then also the weirdest thing I, I, I get, I get this all the time. Um, yeah, I was, I was in a couple of plays in high school. I did play sports growing up. I just sucked after. So when I was 12 years old, 13 years old, I tore every ligament and tendon in my ankle playing basketball, travel basketball, like whatever the AU equivalent is. Um,

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And I just was never good at anything after that. Like, I just sucked. I mean, I think people understand I did play, like, Little League soccer, basketball, all that stuff. When you see me playing sports when we do competitions, I don't look like a guy who never played a sport.

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No, I mean, listen, if we're being totally honest, I was a way to try to get chicks, okay? I, like, didn't work that well. Wasn't really fucking a lot in high school.

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yeah I mean but you know people will pick it and my problem is I let it I never just said it so then I let it bother me and I'm done letting it bother me I have a fucking awesome life this show is the best thing in the world I love it so so much someone asked me the other day PFT on Twitter they're like how long you do this show I was like dude I'll do this show for as long as people will listen like I truly mean that and I know that it's it sounds corny and shit but like

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I will do this show with these people till we're 60, 70, if everyone wants to do it, because I love it that much. And letting something like this bother me, it affects other parts of my life that I shouldn't let it affect. It makes me not as good of a co-worker, boss, father, husband, all that shit. So I'm done with it. So that's it. And...

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if people are going to hate me, I can't do anything about it. I don't think anybody's going to hate you.

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No, they didn't beat anyone good this year. It's not his fault, but it is a fact. Yeah. I mean, they... They didn't beat anyone on their level in terms of like... Illinois beat South Carolina.

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And I appreciate everyone who's had my back. You know, everyone in this room, everyone in the booth. You've also talked about it. Yeah, I have talked about it before, but I've never said that, like, you know, I used to.

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sure root for you know the like i used to have a kind of a complicated i root for both teams kind of thing and not like i wasn't a full you know bears fan when i was eight nine years old and then i you know was like you know what i'm gonna be a bears fan i'm staying the rest of my life in chicago obviously went to new york for seven years but we came back and my kids are gonna be here they're gonna be raised in chicago which i'm happy about so yeah and i think a lot of people yeah i mean there's multiple times i've said it but there's

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Just say it. I should have just said it. I should have just said it 10 years ago.

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I was like, this guy's a dork. I did root for the Braves a little bit. Terry Pendleton, shout out.

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Cooper's going to run with that. I was. Well, yeah, he is. I was on the Cubs Little League team. And then I could watch Cubs games, too. So I would watch Cubs games and Braves games. But yeah, go ahead. Sorry.

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I know. It's just I'm in my own head. You guys know me well enough that probably one of the faults I have is I do care, not to sound like Michael Scott, I care too much, but I do. I do a little bit where it's like Hank tells me all the time. He's like, dude, Hank will text me and be like, dude, you have an awesome life. You have a beautiful family. You make an incredible living. Why do you care?

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It's like, I don't know. I just still care because I want people to like the show that we do. And I've always been like, oh, fuck, they're going to stop liking me. People, I mean, you're not that good of an actor.

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Who could possibly think that you're faking it? Right. I put my emotions and everything into it. And it's like, yeah. And I get triggered when you guys say, you know, we should get Mike McCarthy. Like, that's real. I wish it wasn't. And, yeah, I probably should have just stuck with Boston teams. My life would have been a lot better. But, yeah, I don't know.

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But you know that they didn't... But I don't blame... This was their second big test, or their third, because they played Oregon, Ohio State, and Notre Dame, and they lost all three. It would be nice to have wide receivers.

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Yeah. No, I know. I know. But I feel good that I'm even saying it right now. So, you know, that's it. I just hope that, you know, people still like me.

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I got a tattoo. Tyreek Stevenson. Also, I was never obviously an incredible athlete. I don't think anyone in this room. Actually, Hank peaked when he was. Well, Max, too.

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Memes, all-American. My baseball highlight was when I was 11 in the City Series. I pitched. I was the third pitcher on our team, and they started the game with me, and our first pitcher only had three innings that they could pitch. And I pitched one hit shutout three innings, and my coach pulled me for the number one pitcher, and we lost. And I've never lived that one down.

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I've been so upset ever since. I had unlimited innings. I was the third ace, not an ace.

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yeah that is funny i didn't even i didn't even connect that um but yeah all right that was my fire for us and yeah i got a tattoo so i finally paid my bet it's uh a grateful dead lightning bolt i think i'm already ready for another one pft yeah we're kind of low-key addicted to getting tats commanders and bears i hope part of hoping that we do this show forever uh is that we get you know 25 years down the line and we both have full sleeves and it's just like all right that was 20 uh 28 and

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yep that was 20 you know that's how they used to write down history like way back in medieval times is like a giant tapestry our bodies are going to be tapestries of losing important battles yeah and so that'll be nice yeah to see yeah um all right well thank you everyone to all the fans i really do love all of you um and everyone who's had my back uh should we finish with numbers 45 11

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My parents are not from Boston. So that's why I've never had an accent.

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Is he? Yeah, he's in the opening scene. He's like in the front row. They use footage from a game. It actually wasn't terrible. I'll watch anything with Pacino. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so two other things, not college football related. Do you guys Ohio State tomorrow night? Are you betting Ohio State?

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But this team's more fun. Cardell was fun. Yeah. But it went 59-0 against Wisconsin in the Big Ten Championship game.

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Was that the one we were at? No. The one we were at, Wisconsin only lost by like seven. So two other things. One is we already taped our preview. We obviously didn't know because they reported it later in the day. But the game in L.A. is being moved to Arizona. Obviously, we hope everyone's okay. Oh, actually, we didn't talk about that game. So we'll talk about that game on Sunday.

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Yeah, but we do hope everybody's okay. Yeah, we do hope everyone's okay. But, yeah, that's...

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For the Rams fans? That would have rocked. Yep, yep. You're right. Good point. They should have played that game in St. Louis. Fuck. That would have been cool.