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That's what always fucks with you is that you think, oh, it's going to get dark so early in the wintertime, but then it starts to get longer in January. Yeah. Yeah, we're almost there.

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If you take away daylight savings time, that takes away like three hours worth of recurring bits on part of my tape. What are you talking about bits? Just think about that. Think about the podcasters out there.

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You mean PSAs, not bits. Last year, we thought that the clocks went back in the fall. Oh. And we fucked that up the entire time.

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I think you're thinking of PSAs because we've been bought by big time. No, we kept saying that it falls back, but it actually goes forward.

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Yeah, we have to do 10 minutes in the dungeon for every time we fuck that up.

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Damn. The only reason I would talk about an injury is if it was mandated for me to report it. Yeah. Otherwise, I don't want people to know. Right. But Pug, you should definitely do a mandated injury report.

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Yeah. I think he does it once a week. I would like to see a once-a-week injury report.

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Then we have to wait for all the test results to come back, and we'll have more information about his injury as the week progresses. Yeah. I missed the first part. This is just... Injury reports.

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Oh, thank you. That's nice. It depends week to week, honestly, depending on what the schedule is. If we have a Bears game or a Commanders game or a really good game like we had last weekend in the late slate, we just put off writing the boomers as long as we can, and then we just write like hell for about, I don't know, 40 minutes. Yeah. And also Hank writes his Boomer. Memes does his.

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Are we saying, like, the dead rise? Like, everybody that's dead shows up? Can I make a confession?

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I don't know why everybody decided that, like, zombies are a thing. Right. And we're always going to talk about zombies.

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i always thought that was tsunami like just swim underneath it wait what if you you thought that the way to survive a tsunami was to jump into the water well yeah you know how like when you're in the in the water and you just go underneath the wave i did yeah like when you're body surfing yeah yeah yeah sure i mean i don't know all these idiots running away from that might not be wrong

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He's a very talented artist, and he also does some sick-ass graphics for college football Saturdays where he shows you exactly what games are on what channel at what time.

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Yeah? So? Get it? But no, you don't understand. The way I operate with Christmas trees, I get them a little bit late, and then I get my fill-in on the back end.

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And then the new GM comes in and has to fire the new coach after like a year. Yeah. The new coach isn't his guy.

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You like that? Yeah. Or you could adopt like seven homeless pit bulls and just lock her in a room with them. Listen, very nice lady. Is she? Sure. She doesn't let people.

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Yeah. Old people didn't do anything bad. Yeah, that's true. Here's the thing. She is a quiet lady. I don't even know if she talks. She doesn't let people wear Bears jerseys or uniforms or logos or merchandise in her box. I think she might have the worst box in the NFL.

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Since I'm being tagged in it, I will respond to a question out there. Oh, great. A friend of the program, Ryan Fitzpatrick.

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He was on X.com, the everything app. It's all happening on X. I saw that. I saw this. Do you see that? It said, name something worse than being a Bears fan. And his response was being friends with a Bears fan and having to listen to them complain about the Bears. I want to say that's not worse than being a Bears fan.

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No, no. It is true. When you... I experienced it directly that you have a fucked up owner that no matter what happens, they fuck everything else up. It's true. That's not me being bigger then. That's me just saying something that's the truth. Max, what was that about you asking Hank to ask me?

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Is it okay if I agree with that, Max, or would that be being bigger than Big Cat?

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But, again, watching bad football, it's a deposit into the bank. Yeah. And you always get rewarded. We did that last Thursday. What did we get? We got Bill's Lions on Sunday.

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They're wearing the white helmets, the red jerseys. Be original. Why did that game get flexed into primetime?

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Listen, it was a weird look tuning into it. It was just bad football last night. It's okay. We can turn the page on bad football. Bad presentation. Everything was just rotten. Kirk Cousins, after the game was over, though, they were talking to him on the sidelines. They were like, how do you feel about this? He's like, you know, it's hard to win this league. Yada, yada, yada.

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And they said, how do you feel about your play, Kirk? And it looked like he was going to cry. I thought Kirk Cousins was going to cry because he was like, clearly I'm not playing up to my standard. I think they might make a change. Yeah. I think so too. It might be Pennix time.

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Maybe he just got old. He's looked bad. He's looked bad. But then we laughed at the Falcons on draft night. It might have been a good move.

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Does it sound like, hey, Max, put your stinky little toes inside. Hey, it's me, Max. Hey, Max, you're going to get so fat. Oh, Italy is a boot.

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It's going to be tough to climb up a greased up light pole with a walking boot on, Max. Yeah.

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Yep. All the assistant coaches going up to Dan Campbell, looking like they're going to strangle him, being like, you better get the fuck away from Dan.

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I'm sorry that you're going through this. And I'm sorry that really what I'm sorry that we're all going through together is. Wait, are you talking about the Bears?

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I'm going to think of them the same way I thought of the Ravens from like two seasons ago.

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Remember that when they got so banged up that even their mascot tore his ACL? Yeah. That was a bad season. And you can remember that Ravens team for being good, very good, but also, yeah, but injuries.

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Yeah. That's a lot. Hearing Dan Campbell talk about it, though, it did make me buy back into the Lions. Yeah, of course. He was like, you know what? We got by on eating moldy bread for a long-ass time. Now we're used to filet mignon. Guess what? That moldy bread was good for us. We got through it. I think he said, we got new guys. We're going to cut them loose.

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Yeah, it's like hot chicks hate when guys are like, oh my god, you're so hot.

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It's like David Tepper and his wife going out to dinner with C.J. Stroud. She loves C.J. Stroud, so he's like, I'm going to draft Bryce Young.

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I wish he acknowledged his privilege sometimes. We don't all get the same treatment that he gets. That's true. Listen, hot quarterbacks like Josh Allen and Big Ben, they get treated differently. You'd think the media would be nicer to Jake Hayner.

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He really is. And also, Max, remember maybe six months after you started on the show, you made the remark that memes is obsessed with me? Memes is obsessed with you.

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I've got a Coors Light that's out on my deck and I use it to monitor the temperature depending how blue the mountains are. I love that. Last week, the bluest mountain I've ever seen in my life. It was like an Eve's Klein blue. It was perfect.

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Yeah. Chris Hansen, the let's take a seat guy. Yeah, let's take a seat over there. Yeah. Sorry, Scott. They call it the Pred Zone.

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I remember the guy from Cheaters. Was that Joey Greco that got stabbed on the episode of Cheaters?

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That's so funny. Wait, it was his own videotape sting? It was like his show? He forgot the video?

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Wow. I want to get ahead of something. We had cameras set up in the studio on Sunday because Hank's doing the part of my take documentary. And there was like a camera that was in here while I was working on Boomers. And this was probably like, I don't know, 6 p.m. I forgot that the camera was there and that was on. And I farted real loud like nine times. Who cares?

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I pick my nose also when I was sitting at this desk, and I think after five minutes I looked at the camera, I was like, the camera probably just caught me picking my nose. Deal with it. Don't care.

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She's still not made a statement. She did. Her statement was, hey, y'all, I'm kind of tired. Go to bed. See you tomorrow. Go to bed. All right. All right. Bye. Yeah. All right. So this is it is bullshit because the red zone is it's supposed to be a sanctuary away from commercials. Correct. They market it as such. I don't know if I blame Scott Hanson.

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I think I might blame Scott Hanson because Jeff D. Lowe showed me a very interesting video the other day. Okay. He was asked to rank his top five red zone sayings, like the Scott Hanson sayings, Scott Hanson isms. He's claiming the witching hour as being his saying that Mike Francesa created that as far as I know.

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Yeah. Do you guys have a name for, I'm going to call it like the 3 to 4 p.m. hour that happens when you get just like all the games coming down to the wire and there are like four close finishes at once. Do you have a nickname for that?

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I remember it that way as well. So we're giving credit to Mike Francesa. Yeah. But he gave credit to us, but now the credit has faded away.

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Like we have product placement now. That's been around. That's been a thing for a while.

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Are they going to have commercials like in the court, like a 15 second break? Yeah. That would be insane. What's next? Commercials and podcasts? I could see it. I'm out. I'm out.

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i would always love when people like yeah you should just walk out it's like for what 10 minutes of our respect yeah we would have forgotten about it the second the bills and lions kicked off the set like no he would have walked off the set we would have been like everybody we would have tweeted about it yeah show respect to scott hansen and then greg rosenthal would have walked on yeah i'd be like we love greg yeah oh yeah this guy rocks yeah like red zone they also could have done it without scott hansen and half the people wouldn't even notice yeah yeah uh

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You know what? I will boycott this fight. If I do watch it. If it's on for free.

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I'm going to break the law. This is entrapment. You're forcing me to break the law. You can only push a man so far.

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My hot seat. That's okay. My hot seat is Doug Gottlieb. That's mine, yeah. Doug Gottlieb on the hot seat. Our boy Adam Schefter reported yesterday that Sacramento State was in discussions to hire Mike Vick as their head coach, head football coach. And along with that report, he also posted that Sacramento State...

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has over $50 million in NIL money at their behest that they can contribute to building the program. And then Doug Gottlieb replied saying, Jesus, Shefty. But it was J-E-E-Z-U-S. That's how you know he's serious. Jesus, Shefty. Edit what agents tell you. 0.0% chance Sac State has $50 million in NIL. Shefty did not take that laying down.

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He said the Sac 12 leading the school's NIL efforts already announced it reached its initial goal of raising $50 million in NIL funds to strengthen the school's case for an invitation to the Pac-12 or Mountain West Conference. And Jesus, Doug, a seven-game losing streak and last place in the Horizon League. Less time on social media, more time in the gym. I give that round to Shefty.

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I give that round to Shefty. Now, I did see some fact-checking of Shefty saying that the $50 million for Sacramento State is contingent on them following through on their roadmap and then being accepted into the Pac-12 down the line. So it's not like Sacramento State has $50 million laying around.

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Yeah, but Doug Gottlieb, people forget he's hosting his radio show and also doing a bad job coaching college basketball team.

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Now, to be fair, he's had a gauntlet of a schedule. So he's lost to Evansville, Campbell. Cleveland State. He also he also has done.

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Well, I think they do say that. I think that Shefty is on high alert after the hijinks that was pulled by Mike Malarkey against Ian Rappaport. We should talk about that again because it's such a dirty move and not hilarious at all that Mike Malarkey did that.

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So the insinuation here was that... And Shams the other day was freaking out about Jimmy Butler. Shams got... He got cooked by Jimmy Butler's agent.

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So Heyman is being accused of getting money from Scott Boris? Yeah, in a joking way. So play the end of it. Do you think Scott Boris would ever give any of his money to a reporter? No, hell no.

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Yeah. The only joy that Leroy ever got out of breaking stories was the fact that he was beating the insiders. Yeah. And the insiders who, like, make that their job, getting beaten by a dog.

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They're getting upset when they're talking to another member of media and they're like, you're not even a journalist. Yeah. You wouldn't get it.

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I can't believe it. Yeah. Moj got out at the right time. Memes attacking Rossini. Yeah. He was crying the other day about that?

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I think memes, to be fair to memes, he reads a headline or he reads a post, and then he just gets the vibe of what that post is. And then he has his own grok, his own AI inside of his head that summarizes it, rewrites it, and then that's the report.

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Okay. Where were we? Oh, hot seat was over. Cool Throne. Cool Throne is combat sports. We got a new combat sport that we have to start paying attention to, guys. It's better than power slap. It's better than arm wrestling. It's the ultimate dick kicking championship. Two guys just stand across from each other and kick each other in the dicks until one guy gives up.

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Oh, and it's another one of these sports like power slap that was designed just for the clips, basically, because you will share and you will watch clips of two guys kicking each other in the dick. To me, it might as well just be. Yeah. Watch this video. Boom.

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So to me, this might as well be the ultimate coin flipping championship, because if you go first, you should win every time.

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Yeah. Ultimate dick kicking? Why not? At some point, this will be like a national event. Yeah. The clips are just too good. It's also funnier than slap, right? It's much better. They should have a women's division.

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So there was a level of skill. Sitting on the ground with your legs open in gym shorts, no underwear. Blindfolded. And then rolling a basketball as hard as you can at the other person.

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I like that there's a ref in it. Yeah. What's the ref's job to police the ultimate dick kicking?

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Yep. My other cool throne is the Boca Raton Bowl. That's tonight, Wednesday. You guys, long time, real ones on part of my take will remember that we sponsored the Boca Raton Bowl back in 2016.

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boca raton bowl presented by part of my take presented by barcelo sports yeah so uh western kentucky memphis was the first matchup of it back in 2016 and who can forget the royal rumble the intern royal rumble that we had at halftime with glenny balls tommy smokes hubs robbie fox jesus who else was in that when he went to the hospital yeah yeah glenny went to the hospital what a great time that was

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It really does. We had Caleb down there with a trophy who snuck onto the field at the end of it.

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The bowl game did not have a sponsor. So we just said, hey, we're just going to act like we're the sponsor of this bowl game to raise awareness for it. And we sent Caleb down there. He presented the official trophy. to Western Kentucky after the game. Western Kentucky, last I checked, has that trophy in their official trophy case at the school. Yes. They're playing in it again tonight.

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They're in the Boca Raton Bowl, and they're playing against James Madison. I love it. I want that fucking trophy.

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Yeah, something like that. Mikey Lightning? I want to let the people, because I know that they listen to the show at Western Kentucky. The trophy's on the line again. Yeah. I will go down there and steal that trophy back if I have to, if JMU beats Western Kentucky tonight.

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Yeah, Dan Orlovsky is a bad one. It's crazy, but it's also... With Deshaun Jackson, he was still so good for so long and so fast that it's not the first thing you think of with Deshaun Jackson. When somebody drops the ball, then you do think about him, but that's not his enduring legacy. But he does own the legacy of that play.

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um for her cousin's fourth fourth down play check down check down the uh on the positive side when in hockey the michigan goal which one if somebody does something they do the oh yeah the wraparound they call that a michigan yeah that was just part of uh the like ncaa highlight package for that commercial for yeah for a hundred years anytime you get jumped you can just i got bizzed i got pissed but you know took some gave some more

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Gave more. Gave some more. I read the police right up behind that. So they did like the police report. You probably saw some of the videos where the guy was like, this guy, not a lick of fat on him.

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But like Dwayne, the rock Johnson, there was a written report that came out where these guys were just fucking terrified of biz.

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four to five times a week four to five times a week and the staff is unbelievable great organization it's a great organization at houston's and it's just everything that happened there i saw a guy i was like hey buddy you know like you're an unbelievable guy i got someone should do something i did something he's the fucking best oh he's a one-on-one guy

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No, it was... What's his name? This is great UVM history right now. Goldtender from the Bruins.

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Yeah, I think that's exactly it, by the way. Yeah, and it's the calendar. I don't blame the kids because you do have an advantage if you're in the portal earlier. So you want to go ahead and make that decision. Now, one way to fix it might be if you could go into the portal and then you could actually join a college football playoff team.

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So you get like an impact free agent that just transfers out of nowhere with no connection to the school that could play.

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That seems good. You hire Mike Vrabel to coach the defense and Ben Johnson to coach the offense. For the Bears? For the Bears. Oh, that's pretty good.

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It just really stinks. Some stuff is going to change once the schools start to – they get to pay the players directly now. I think that starts, what, next season?

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Yeah, so there'll have to be new rules put in place for that as well. But, yeah, what's the problem with just saying, hey, I'm going to enter the portal and then you finish out the season with your team and then maybe you miss a week of classes at whatever that new school is?

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Maybe just make the transfer portal happen after the championship game. We don't have NFL free agency before the Super Bowl.

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But then now we're going to pretend like these guys, the reason why they're at that school is for class.

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I know what he was doing. What if you got a new stadium done? It's perfect.

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I agree with you because I think Ohio State, they've been practicing with a lot of pissed off energy. They've been very, very angry, right? So you've got to channel that somehow. And I think they're channeling their anger, obviously, into preparing for the football playoff. But if something goes wrong, all that emotion that you've put in, all that pissed off energy quickly can turn on you.

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If that's been your reason for getting ready for this and things start to go downhill, then it can snowball on you and you can get down real fast. You mentioned the home field advantage. I heard that it's not actually as much of a home field advantage as you might think that it would be during the playoff because they're not doing like the normal game day operations at these schools.

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They're bringing in the national guys. So it's not like the scoreboard guys or the in-stadium audio guys are going to be the normal Ohio State people that run the show. It's going to be like a neutral site type of environment with all the media and all the sound just that happens to be played in the horseshoe. Do you think that has any impact on it?

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Yeah. I heard no hang on Sloopy. They're not doing, they're not doing that either. That's, that's worth at least four points right there.

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music dj like feed the energy feet don't take it away it's so true all the way feed it yeah you should go right up to that line yeah those those guys are doing a great job if that's how they approach the game it's like i'm gonna do everything that i can to to fuck with the opponent even though my job is to sit in a booth with a lanyard on around my neck and like an officially issued team polo i'm out there making a difference i like that mentality yeah

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What if the Bears said, we heard a real smart idea out there from our friend Big Cat via Troy Aikman, via Mike Florio, and we traded for Kyle Shanahan. He's now our head coach, and he's bringing Trent Williams.

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I haven't heard anything. I'm more concerned about their punter. Their punter being injured. That's the real aspect. That guy's a stud. He's a beast. So with Texas' quarterback situation, though, are you a little bit surprised that Arch didn't get more playing time in the SEC championship game? Because I felt like there was a moment where he had a lever that he could have pulled.

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and he chose not to pull it. I don't know if that was intentional because he wanted to save him for the playoff or if he was just like, you know what? You were just my guy. We're going to live and die with Quinn. But do you expect to see more of Arch?

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Manning shouldn't be allowed to be fast. It's weird seeing him run with a ball. It's like, come on, man. Just stay in the pocket. Maybe once every three years do a naked bootleg and then everybody stands up and claps and laughs while you try to run for a first down. That's the Manning way. Right.

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Yeah, it's tough. So looking at these games, the spreads are pretty big. They go from what, last I checked, I think it was 7 to 12 point favorites in each game. If you had to pick one upset, because there's going to be one, who would it be? What's the IU-Notre Dame spread? Seven and a half is what I'm looking at right now. I don't know if that's moved.

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Yeah. I do love the drama behind the scenes of the Tennessee fans being like, yeah, that stadium's going to be 30% orange, buddy.

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It would be. I saw another post. I don't know if it was from game day operations at Ohio State or if it was from somebody else that showed what the color orange looks like underneath their LED lights that they have, and it looks red. And so now Ohio State is like, yeah, wear your orange. We're going to turn you red. It's been a fun behind-the-scenes battle.

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It's a classic. Wear it. Matter of fact, take all the stickers off the helmet. Like you start new. It's a new season right now.

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Yeah, not being told to report is eligible. You're in the backfield, dude. Yeah, you get put your job. Here's your job. You stay on the sidelines, and then they tell you occasionally on the goal line, sprint onto the field because you're going to play offensive line here, or you're going to play fullback here. To not go up to the ref and report, that seems ridiculous.

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Yeah. Herbie, we are a national sports podcast, and very rarely do we use our platform and advocate for something. But I feel like it's an appropriate time. And I want to put your feet to the fire on this because you might not be in charge of it, but I think you have a say. You're a college football icon. You can make change if you believe in it enough. The Dr. Pepper Tuition Challenge.

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is out of hand. The chess passes are ruining America. It might be symbolic of everything that's wrong with America right now, actually, but it's feeding into it. Can we do something about that? Either move the challenge back a little bit or mandate that they have to throw with one arm like a quarterback. It's a football game. It's not a basketball game. Make your passes with one hand.

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they've ruined it i don't blame the competitors it's like it's like the challenge portal that's the best way to do it right it's easier you have yeah they figured out the answer right right yeah so the game has to evolve as the players evolve with it yeah i think you can either move it back a little bit or just say hey you have to have one hand it has to go above your shoulders yeah

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Thank you for not boycotting the second half of the Niners-Rams game. That must have been tough to not boycott that.

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I mean, you could have your own EGOT. The EGOT Plus, you get the Emmy, the Grammy, the Oscar, the Tony, and also heavyweight champion of the world.

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Yeah. So you mentioned the Oscar and it's interesting you brought that up because we have said on this show, I think we had Matt Damon and Ben Affleck or no, no, it was Matt Damon and Casey Affleck. on the show. And I said that if I could put in a bet, a future bet for somebody to win an Oscar for best actor, it would be you. Because I love you in everything that you're in.

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You've played a wide variety of characters. Do you feel like that's a possibility? Do you see roles come across your desk and you're like, you know what? I feel like this could be one that's critically acclaimed.

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Yeah, the problem with shitty owners is that they're very good at instilling hope in people. And they do that in a variety of ways. They usually get people that are very excited to step into different jobs, whether that's head coach or in the front office, team president, GM, whatever it is. You get excited about those people in the short term because they seem different.

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They seem like they know what they're doing. They seem like they have it all put together. But at the end of the day, you feel bad for those people that take those jobs because they realize what you've always known, which is this is an impossible job to succeed at. Yeah, it's impossible.

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So with Chris Farley, that must have been fascinating to play him in a biopic. I can't wait to watch it. I have to assume that you learned a lot about Chris as you're studying for the role. What have you learned about him that maybe you didn't know going into it?

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You can go into it with the best plans that you have, but at the end of the day, there's going to be something over your head that's fucking you up the entire time until that thing is gone. Then those good hires that you make, I still think Ryan Poles was a good hire to make. I think there are a lot of teams that would probably like to have Ryan Poles working for them.

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When it comes to playing a role like that, do you go like full time into character or do you, you know, when the cameras are on, you flip the switch?

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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when you're acting in a show like Blackbird and it's probably not the I don't know. Is it a fun role when you're playing a psychopathic serial killer? Like, do you have fun? Because you did. First of all, just say, like, you did an amazing job in that show. It was incredible.

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I don't know if he'll get a GM gig next if he does leave the Bears, but he'll be back in the front office, work his way back up. But he was a qualified candidate. He was a good candidate. And guys like those, they will continue to be hired by the Bears at times and then continue to not be able to do their job, not be allowed to do their job.

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But I can't imagine that it would be an enjoyable time for you to spend in character as like the scummiest person to ever live.

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So after a day on set there, is there something that you would do to cleanse yourself, to wipe that day away?

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Yeah. I like, I think, I think you will be like one of the biggest actors in the world in the next 10 years.

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You should be. We said, this might have been the same interview, but you should play Andy Reid in the Andy Reid biopic.

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here's advanced statistics for you here manalytics cable williams with painted fingernails four and three without painted fingernails oh and seven yeah he needs to paint his fingernails again he lost his mojo it's like when you see the killer whale in captivity and their fin is drooped over yeah it just all sucks i don't know what else to say it all sucks

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Yeah. Yeah. Or do you pay attention to the guys that are coming up behind you, too? The relatively new guys? Or are you like, this guy, he's getting a little too close to me. I need to separate myself.

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So what's the story of the rumor that surrounded you, the Quentin Tarantino rumor? Fake news.

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We've got some pretty deep connections in Hollywood. Jerry O'Connell is a good friend of ours. Have you ever met Jerry O'Connell?

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No, I think it would be better if he was your dad and then Rebecca Romijn is your stepmom.

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That's gotta be crazy. Going back to making people break on set, that never happens in a show like Blackbird, right?

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I've got a really dumb question for you. But I think about this with actors.

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How much time do you put in behind the scenes just literally memorizing your lines?

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So when you're rehearsing for like black Klansman, there's some lines of dialogue in that movie. You probably would never want to say in any context besides in front of a camera, right? Are you, are you doing, are you rehearsing like the full lines?

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Unfortunately, it's really, really racist, and you came up with it all on your own.

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Yeah, but I still think you got to keep Sam. I think you have to keep Sam. How much better could Sam Darnold be playing right now? than he already is. Like, how much better... It's money, is what we're talking about. But let's just say he keeps playing like that. Yeah.

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I think it comes across, too. So is there one role, not one that you have... like the ball in motion for, so taking out like the Chris Farley, any of that stuff, is there something that you've been fascinated with a story or an individual that you've just been really, really interested in who you would like to play or a role that you would really like to play at some point?

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I mean, as good as he looked in the preseason, to expect that he would be able to step in and play at the same level Sam's playing at next year. He might be very good. We don't know. But Sam has played to the peak of his ability this year with one or two exceptions.

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I like that. If you could forward that to the group chat memes. Yeah, that would be nice.

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I need you to hold off the Rams. I'm doing everything that I can to hold off the Rams. Rams have Jets, Cardinals, Seahawks. It's going to be tough. Listen.

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I think no. I don't believe it, yeah. He has the ability to just go back and hover over a medical device kit like in a video game for a little bit, and he just recharges.

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Yeah, the NFL is not going to let Patrick Mahomes sit out on Christmas. No, no, absolutely not.

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Yeah, so who do they have on Christmas Day again? They have the Steelers. They play the Texans on Saturday and the Steelers on Wednesday. There's 0% chance that Carson Wentz, he'll be the Wentz who stole Christmas.

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It might be over for Jameis. In Cleveland. We needed something from him today. In Cleveland. We needed to see him play against the Bengals defense. In Cleveland is what we're saying.

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Also, he continues to be delivered from pick sixes. I think two of his interceptions were thrown into the opponent's end zone, which is as far away from a pick six as you can get. So he's improving. You know what? I'm okay with Jameis just traveling the United States playing for various teams.

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Every fan base should be so lucky to have an experience like Jameis Winston for a season as a bridge quarterback.

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Maybe it was just we need to see a different look in this game. Maybe. There was also one of the interceptions, I think it was Trent McDuffie's.

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He said after the game that he saw Jameis throw it to his side of the field on the video board during the play. So he turned his head around. So he's cheating. So he's cheating. So you can see it also on the replay of it from the end zone angle. He's trailing his guy into the end zone. He looks up at the video board in the end zone, and then he turns his head around to intercept it.

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And then after the game was over, to make matters worse for Browns fans, they leaked a story that Deshaun Watson might come back and compete to be the starting quarterback next year.

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why they're not closing the door on the show why what was his injury achilles he should never be in a room with door closed uh yeah it was achilles this is i'm just bummed about jamis i'm really bummed about jamis where does he go memes wants him on the jets yeah he wants him as a bridge quarterback who wins the super bowl on the jets

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All right, so let's find a landing home for Jameis next season. Maybe the Saints. Go back to New Orleans. Saints would be good.

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no and also for the brown it was just a bummer day for the browns because nick chubb out for the season yeah broke his foot and that might be i don't want to say his career but it definitely how old is nick chubb it just feels like he's that old but yeah it seems like him and he's had so many injuries he's gonna be he's gonna be 29 in in a week yeah so i got a question for you bummer where was taylor swift today

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Does she not at the game? Does she hate Cleveland? Because my thought was the two biggest stars in the world both refused to go to Cleveland. Taylor Swift, Marlins man. That's the only place that Marlins man won't go. That's true. You know that. What is it about Cleveland that's keeping all the stars out?

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I think he probably thought that she, since the Chiefs were in town, she might be there.

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The Bengals, it could happen. It could happen. There is a path for the Bengals now.

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So look at the Broncos' schedule, though. Yeah. It might be more at the expense of the Broncos. Okay. Because the Broncos, they do play the Chargers next week, I think. And then they play the Bengals, right?

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Yeah, this one was an unintentional Sean Jackson moment. He got excited at the one-yard line. He freaked out. I thought the better defensive player running with the ball in this game was Tavondre Sweat. Oh, yeah. So our guy StatHole posted this. I think it's true. That's the heaviest player to ever run with a football in NFL history. He sent me that, too.

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And Ted Washington, I feel like, was heavier. I don't know. Tavondre Sweat is 366 pounds. He might be, yeah. And I'll tell you what, he's faster than I am.

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So the league has an abundance of sweat on defense. Yeah. They got Montez, Tavondre, and Josh Sweat on defense. This is probably the sweatiest the league's ever been. Yep. It's awesome.

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Yep, and the Titans, good luck. Good luck with the rest of your season. I vote that we should probably put the Titans with the Jaguars. Yeah. We'll find something else to talk about.

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On Thursday? I don't think it's a Thursday game. It should be. You should flex that to Thursday. Like a doubleheader Thursday. That should be played at 4 p.m.

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There is a path, though. I don't believe the percentage that I saw earlier. My personal math. I did the math in my head. I've got them at 24%. I have them at 5%. They're at 5%? 5%.

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I think maybe the Ravens. Both Ravens. 35-34. Both Ravens. And then Ravens 41-38. Yeah. The Steelers too.

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All they needed was if one of these changed. And you could look at the Commanders game week three and say if we had forced them to punt one time, we could have won that game.

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Very stupid. 33 weeks in a row that they were underdogs? Yep. Should have been 34. Yep. That was an oversight by Las Vegas. Yep. But, yeah, the Cooper rush looked pretty good today. Because I think he realized, I should just continue to throw the ball to Ralph Wiggum. City lamb.

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And I think if you just keep getting the ball to dowdle and mixing a little turpin, too. Yeah. Because like he's dynamic with the bowling.

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And then every now and then just be like Zeke. Yeah. You need two yards. Zeke will get you one. I think they put Zeke in just just to make Jerry Jones happy. I feel like he had one good just to make Jerry feel young.

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Over to New York, where Rashad Master Bateman shot out a couple seeds and spermanently ended the Giants' season. There's been a lot of talk about dangerous flying objects in New Jersey, as both Tim Boyle and Tommy DeVito attempted passes on Sunday, furthering concerns residents of the Garden State.

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Yeah, they did the rare bring him back and then pay him for his service that he provided you over the years. Yeah. Usually that doesn't happen. Usually you give some guy a contract who's still on your team. Like in the NBA, this happens. Yeah, Jerry's good to his guys. Yeah, you're good to your guys. But to bring someone back and then give them like a retirement contract is crazy.

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Yeah. Letting your oldest dog have, like, a T-bone steak. Yeah. Like, okay, this might be your last week. Yeah. Let's make you feel good.

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I think they might have. I think he might be coming back next season. This is a game that if they lose, then you would think, okay, time to get rid of Mike. Right. But I think he's done enough where they'll bring him back.

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And then Stephen Jones was talking about how they need to figure out what they did wrong, the different procedures and mechanisms that need to be put in place as a front office to make sure that they can turn this around. It's still going to be Jerry and Steven Jones making all the decisions. Yes. So it's going to continue to be fucked.

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The Janikowski field goal was especially funny 76 It was 76 yards at the end of the half I think And it probably landed 15 yards short and to the left Yeah This one he also hooked to the left a little bit But I think just give him That's your purpose for the rest of the season Mike McCarthy Let's have him break the NFL record for longest field goal Yeah

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Also, there was a report that came out today. Stefan Diggs, he's going to need massive surgery. Like Trayvon? Oh, yeah, yeah, Trayvon Diggs. Going to need massive, massive surgery. Keeping him out maybe into next year. So things are not looking good in Dallas.

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LaMartha Stewart Jackson might be getting older, but that butt don't quit, as he did unspeakable things to the New York Stock Exchange Giants on the way to a blowout. Ravens, 35.

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Yeah. Relatively speaking, he's putting it together. He might be... If you had a better record going into the Cooper Rush experiment, he would be keeping you afloat. Treading water, yeah.

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It was a plane. No, that was one of the good aliens. Yeah, it was a plane. The aliens that watch ball.

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I like that because if you read that in a sarcastic voice, it's very funny. It's like Tim Boyle is warming up as if he's going to get into this game. Yeah, no, he was. Tim Boyle's threatening to get into this game. As if he would, and he did. Bad times in New York, but credit to Lamar Jackson. Great game from Lamar today. More touchdowns and incompletions. Five touchdowns, four incompletions.

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Yeah. And listen, if he just goes nuts for the last four games, who's to say?

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Lamar should be the MVP, although we love Josh. No, I'm willing to say right now he should not be the MVP. That's Josh Allen right now. But I think he's lurking. I will help you if you need me. No, you don't. I don't want to get greedy. I don't want to get greedy.

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Lamar has struggled against the Steelers. So back to what we talked about on Friday. With this loss, now they are 0-8 at home. And so they would be the first team to go 0-9 if they lose at home to the Colts. Yeah. Which is like a double insult that it's the Colts that are going to do it to them. Potentially. Maybe not, though. We don't know. Maybe they'll win.

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I'm going to root for the Giants in that game. I don't want to see the Giants do that. Yeah, win one game. Give your fans one thing, like a happy Sunday to drive home with.

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This was maybe a get-right game for Justin Tucker. Yeah. Extra points only. Yeah. Five for five.

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Felt good that he could see one go through. Yeah. He saw five go through today. Yeah.

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If you have to parent trap Devontae Adams into staying. What if something happens and Devontae's not there next year? Still back on Aaron Rodgers? No. No. Oh, you need, you need both. We need both. Yeah. Who's daddy.

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Yeah. He was Johnny Football. I mean, Mac Jones was good in college, too. Yeah, true.

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Took you a while, but you can finally say that. He was just a competitor when he was on the Patriots.

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Thank you, memes. We go to Tampa, where Mike El Angelo Evans is experiencing a renaissance as he painted a masterpiece with 159 yards. And the Bucs had a nice little package featuring Levante's Statue of David and a touching tribute to Max Delente. Justin Hurtbert suffered another ankle injury after taking way too many shots.

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So we talked about this earlier, and I think she's, what, three for four? Two for three. Well, what was the one that she was wrong about that you claim?

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Was the report they will be benching Aaron Rodgers? Yeah. I don't remember that report.

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Right. Yeah. Which is why I think the report was put out there by the Jets. Yeah. They saw their one opportunity to get a clean shot in at Bill and be like, hey, he's down so bad that he even wanted to work for us. Yeah. Which is maybe not the same own that they think that it is. Hank, do you believe it?

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That would be very funny. So if an NFL coach gets fired during the offseason, then Bill could take their spot.

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Yeah, but the thing is about the NFL, if you have a very good quarterback, then everything else kind of changes.

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Meanwhile, Vladimir Putin-McConkie's offensive efforts were stolen as the Chargers offense continues to lack real and Russian threats. Los Angeles Laker Mayfield and Lebronte David are back from their unexplained absence from earlier this season, leaving Judge Judy saying, he didn't just beat us, did he? Bucks 40, Chargers 17.

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Okay. All right, that's a good plan. So maybe compete for the division next year with the bridge?

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Get this team out of here. I thought that, I mean, Tua was dumping off a little bit early in the game, and then after the injury to his receiver, DuBose, he felt, to me, it felt like he didn't want to throw anything across the middle, which on a human level, I kind of get it. Yeah. I understand it. That was like a really scary moment for everyone.

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But yeah, the offense didn't look like, it looked like the Steelers offense that we saw like the last two seasons. Yeah. It was not fun. No, it was a bummer to watch. And when you see Mike McDaniel on the sideline, when he's bummed out, that bums me out too. Yep, yep.

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It's like some coaches have the capacity when their team is playing bad to at least get super pissed off, and then that makes me entertained. Right. When I get to see them grabbing people and spitting and shit. Mike McDaniel, he just gets sad on the sideline.

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He just kept on throwing picks to Derek Stingley. So you remember that Dolphins-Broncos game? Remember that one where the Dolphins scored 70 points? Yes. And blew out the Broncos? Yes. So since that game, the Dolphins are 14 and 15, and the Broncos are 17 and 11. Yikes.

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So the Texans, they could win two out of their next three because they got the Chiefs next week, right? Yeah. And maybe no Mahomes. Maybe no Mahomes. Then they host the Ravens. Probably a loss. But that's Christmas, right? Yeah. That's the Beyonce game. And then last week at the Titans. So they'll probably end up with 11 wins.

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think so yeah Carson wants to win I think I think the Texans end up with 11 wins and they become the most disrespected 11 win team of all time but rightfully so but maybe rightfully so maybe rightfully so and then you've got they could then play against the uh the Ravens

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So if you're a Texans fan, you're probably not happy with how your offense looked this year compared to last season, right? Right. So Bobby Sloak was a name that was thrown out a lot last season as being the next up-and-coming coordinator that's going to be a head coach somewhere. Yep. He's probably not going to get that buzz this offseason.

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In fact, Texans fans, I think a lot of Texans fans want to fire him, want to move on. This might be the best thing, though. You might get three seasons of C.J. Stroud with Bobby Slowik because he didn't have a great second year.

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But right now, if the Broncos went to Houston, first round of the playoffs, are you taking the Broncos? I would take the Broncos.

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I think probably, like, three or four times. He's just played volleyball to a defensive player.

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If you were to find out that Mayo was coming back next season, you would be bummed out?

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I think they will bring him back. And the reason why is because of Robert Kraft. Because Robert Kraft doesn't want to seem like he's a guy that's short-tempered. He doesn't want to admit that he made a bad decision. He wants a guy that he will allow to grow into the role of a head coach.

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Right. I just think that Robert Kraft, he wants to be, he visions himself like the Steelers organization where it's like a stable franchise. So I don't think he would want to fire a coach after one year.

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Yeah, that's not, that's not. So maybe he's on the hot seat. Community notes.

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If you think he's not the guy, Belichick would get rid of him one year too early. Yeah. Probably did when he was playing.

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Kyler did have that one that one interception it was a bad interception too they got called back from roughing the pass yeah which was a bullshit I feel so bad I feel so bad for defensive players especially when you're trying to hit Kyler Murray who's his strike zone the head is already pretty low for him and then he ducked into it as he was going to the ground that was purely a interception that or sorry a roughing the pass it was like he's too small we have to

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protect he's just a little he's just a little guy yeah but his head are at the defender's arms yeah and he ducked too this is why the nfl needs the super challenge we've seen it a bunch this year the super challenge should be a thing challenge anything challenge once again once again if you can see that the call is wrong on the replay the super challenge turns it over immediately I like that.

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Yeah. Orange. You like that? Oh, the orange. What if you have to light it on fire? That would be cool, too.

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Like a magician. Yeah. You light it on fire. But then it's kind of like maybe it explodes. Yeah. On the field. Like a grenade. You get a grenade. You get a grenade. The challenge grenade. If you hit a ref, that's fair play. Dude, the challenge grenade. You tell me that that wouldn't drive ratings up. It would stop the game. The NBA fucked up their whole challenge system. Now nobody watches. Yeah.

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If Steve Kerr had a grenade that he would throw onto the court, damn right people would tune in.

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If you had him and Christian Gonzalez, that would be such an awesome pair of corners. That would be the Patriot Missile, no-fly zone.

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We go over to Detroit where Josh Ray Allen was getting there, switching back and forth between throwing and passing touchdowns on the Lions' D Sunday. Dan John Skipper ran furiously towards the white line but claimed it was the first time he tried it as he scored a touchdown in the first half.

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Yeah, the defense, the once vaunted Chargers defense does not look good when they have to play against good quarterbacks.

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They've played well all season, and when they had their best players out, they still played well just with worse players. So they've been kind of consistent, even though at times they weren't very good, if that makes sense at all. Yeah, no, it makes perfect sense. So now that they've got some of their better players back, Yeah, they're a legitimate threat, I think, in the playoffs.

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This game got off to a great start because our good friend Coach Harbaugh had Judge Judy serve as one of the captains for the Chargers before the game. He's been a huge fan of Judge Judy. I always laugh when I see those pictures of Harbaugh and his dad sitting at a live taping. Yeah. Of Judge Judy. The best. So he's pulling out all the stops. What else can you do if you're Harbaugh?

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Like, what do you do next? Well, to be fair also, Herbert, he got hurt in the first half. Yeah. He got rolled up on it, fucked his ankle up. He's had just a rotating series of, I feel like he goes back and forth between both of his ankles. Yeah. Just keep getting fucked up.

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Sean McDermotologist was able to help James Cook with his hair loss as the Buffalo Bills Clintons pulled out their victory cigar against the Detroit Leonskis and their snazzy blue dress. Bills, 48. The Lions, 42.

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This is a big game for the Bucs, too. So now what are they at, 87% to make the playoffs? Yeah.

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He has no idea. No idea. No idea when to punt. No idea when to call a timeout. No idea when to go for two. None. But it didn't matter today.

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Scroll down. Scroll down. See, it literally says it right there. Strength of victory would be strength of victory. Okay. Strength of victory. I mean, I don't know. I like that, though. Like the best teams that you've beaten?

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But if you lose to the Commanders this week, then that victory over the Commanders from Thursday night looks a lot better.

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Yeah, I mean, we could sit here and say how stupid it is to drop the ball on the one-yard line. I'd never do it. I have never dropped the ball on the one-yard line. If my body was teleported into Jonathan Taylor's body at the one-yard line, you bet your ass we'd score that touchdown. Yep. I could have scored that touchdown. Every time. It's mass hysteria at this point. It's crazy.

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Because it's made no sense since day one when it first started, Deshaun Jackson. Yep. And the fact that people keep doing it for absolutely no reason at all. There's no other explanation.

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I think they think it looks cool. I think they just give up on it. You know what? We can make this about society. Yeah. You know what, Big Cat? That's the problem with Zoomers. Yep. Is that they never finish anything.

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So was that a pick six? Was that technically an interception? It might have been a fumble. Like a backwards pass or backwards fumble that went 30 yards in the air? I don't know. So what would the score to that game been if Jonathan Taylor 20 to seven, it would have been 20 to seven, 20 to seven, way to seven in the third, in the start of the third quarter.

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I would say that... I would say probably the Broncos as a franchise that wakes up today at the fan base and just looks at the playoff standings. And they deserve it. And they're like, look at that. We're the sixth seed right now, baby.

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Yeah, it was bad. It was very bad. Benito, was that his second pick six of the year? Yeah. He does the hold my dick jumping in the end zone. Yeah, he got a flag for that. The ref had the flag out of his pocket while the hand was still on the dick. Yeah. Jumping into the end zone. But yeah, if you're a Broncos fan, just spend all day Monday looking at the standings.

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It does feel. You look back at that loss against the Dolphins. That was the bottom. That was the turning point. That was it.

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I mean, the Colts have a very rich recent history of hiring the least mobile old-ass quarterback in the NFL. Yeah. So Flacco, Matt Ryan, Phillip Rivers, Aaron Rodgers. Who can fill that void for them as a bridge? Jameis. Jameis.

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All I know about Chris Ballard is that he is maybe the leading recipient of the Dan Dockage My Ass tweets.

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Yeah, I get a feeling like Ursae is not a fan of cycling through his right-hand men.

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All because we need football on Thanksgiving. Well, because we need it to take over the NBA on Christmas. I mean, we've taken over the NBA.

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They're going to have to have you out there in a wheelchair. That's a problem. Like George H.W. Bush at the Astros game. That's a problem. That's a problem.

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How many foot doctors have you seen in the last eight months? This will be... Do you have a frequent flyer account at that one guy? This will be my third, I believe.

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So the very first year part of my take, that fall, I had the exact same thing happen where I was stepping off of a curb after it was my buddy Quiggs' birthday party and basically Jack McCarthy forced me to drink wine. And I fractured my foot, got the Jones fracture. You're going to go to a doctor. They're going to x-ray you. They're going to hopefully put you in a boot.

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And then they're going to check you again in a couple weeks to see if it healed. And if it doesn't, then you have to get the surgery. And then at that point, you're off it for like two months.

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I mean, Max, you in a wheelchair, if the Eagles are in the Super Bowl, going to the game in a wheelchair. Oh, my God. And guess what? We got you a wheelchair. Yeah. We got you a joystick wheelchair. I wanted to get you one with the straw. That's crazy. A motorized wheelchair. How sick is that going to be? That'll be cool.

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Have you thought about the showering situation? Because you're going to be taking some sponge baths, buddy.

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Yeah. Here's what you're going to have to do, Max. You're going to be sitting on the edge of the tub with a garbage bag tied around one of your feet, and then you're just going to take a washcloth and just wash yourself with a rag.

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You don't have to do it fast enough. The problem with that, Max, is you're going to do like arms workouts, and you're going to get sweaty, and then your foot's going to sink.

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And that's bad because every time you put pressure on that foot, you make that fracture worse.

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Yeah, they started with 10 minutes, 29 seconds left, and they picked up 12 on third and 13. They converted a fourth and one. They converted another third down. 21 play, 88 yards, 10 minutes, 29 second drive at the end. The decision to punt was just unreal in real time. Yeah. Watching like, what the fuck are you down? You're down by two scores.

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Why are you kicking the ball where you're down 14 points? You're in plus territory. Mike Tomlin, why is this even a thought that you would consider?

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Here's what that happened with that. Jalen, he texted AJ a YouTube link to, hey, this is the dance that we're going to do together. And then they both learned it at their own houses. Yeah. And then they did together for the first time right there.

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But the Eagles might be just good enough to beat all of them. I think the Eagles are very, very, very good right now.

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I mean, it does matter, but today it did not matter because you were able to do that drive without one of your best players. Also, Kenny. Kenny Gainwell.

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After today, they are. With the injuries in Detroit, yeah. Yeah, they are. I think they probably are.

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We talked about that. Then he shaves it, and then you start winning again. His beard looked horrendous today, though.

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Well, Pickens being out makes a big difference for them. Oh, for sure. Their offense just goes back to what it was before Russ. Yeah. When you don't have him in there. It just becomes find a tight end, hopefully, run the football, try to, and then maybe convert like a three-yard out.

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And with Pickens in there, they throw the ball downfield, they push it. Rusty does his moon balls. Without him in, they're, again, back to being very boring to watch without Georgie.

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He's a tough motherfucker, too. He gets hit so hard. He just bounces right up from it.

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Yeah, it was an awesome game today. Not a lot of defense being played. Not a lot of defense. The Lions got a couple more injuries on their defense.

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They can't really afford having any more injuries on their defense, but they got them. And then Dan Campbell, I don't know what he was doing with the onside kick. Yeah. With what, 12 minutes left in the game? 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left in the game? That made no sense to me. And they asked him about it afterwards. He's like, yeah, I kind of wish that I hadn't done that at the time.

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Yeah, and then they tried to do an onside kick to get the ball back one last time at the end, and that was a way better onside kick. Yeah. That one almost worked for him.

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It looked like he was wearing Lululemon athletic pants instead of football pants. The pictures of Jake Hainer, I was nervous about it because I could not lose to Jake Hainer. That's a loss that will follow you around. But Hainer's going to hate, I guess, because he was not good. No, he was bad. He was not good. And then Spencer Rattler got in and looked pretty decent, actually.

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This was such a cool game, not only because there were so many points scored, but also everybody out there is in fantasy playoffs. Yeah. And having all the stars get yards and get points all at the same time, that fourth quarter felt like it was going to last forever.

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I don't know. If you thought that Dan Campbell was reckless with fourth downs earlier, now that he's got all these injuries, he might not punt for the rest of the season. He might cut the punter for another defensive player. Yeah, sorry, Jack Fox. Thank you for your service.

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I went into today thinking, like, Super Bowl preview in this game. Now I'm like, yeah, Bills could definitely make the Super Bowl. Lions, I'm not confident at all.

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I thought that Jaden played pretty well. He missed a couple wide-open bombs to Terry McLaurin by like a total of probably a total of eight inches away from three more touchdown passes to Terry.

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I feel bad now about the Lions. I feel very bad. I've been super high on them all season, even when they had a lot of injuries. Now they've just got their morgue. Yeah.

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Yeah, the Packers look loaded. Really good. Yeah, the Seahawks, they didn't even look that good when Geno was in the game. No. Geno was just like drifting back and sacked a lot. The offense looked disjointed. The defense did not look – they're like a very schizophrenic defense too. Yes. They can look very good. I bought into the death zone.

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I'm saying that I cannot win the Super Bowl this year. Get to the Super Bowl. Get to the Super Bowl. Can you get to the Super Bowl? Let's see. Can I answer that question after next weekend against the Eagles? Because right now the answer is no.

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So we had our chances, missed some of the chances. Defense played good enough. At the end, when they got the ball down to like the two-yard line and the clock just stopped with nine seconds left, I was screaming. I was going nuts. I don't know how that happens. I don't know. I guess it's in the dome. It was crazy. It's the dome clock operator.

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The problem with the playoffs is you don't get to beat any bad teams in the playoffs. Right. So that's where I think we might run into a small issue. A tiny issue. A tiny issue. But if you play the Panthers in the playoffs, it'd be awesome. That could all change. If we get to, if we beat the Eagles next week, if we beat the, what are the, the Falcons are above 500, right?

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Yeah. My NFC power rankings are Eagles won. Vikings two, Packers three, Lions fourth, Bucks fifth. I'm not going to dump the Lions all the way down.

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They're fucking good. Do you have the commanders in last place in your NFC playoff?

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We lost to the Bucs. They won't play them. That is the last team that we beat in the playoffs was the Bucs, 2006.

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So after the game, Sean Hockley was like, yeah, that shouldn't have happened. Our bad. Sorry about that. Almost cost you the game. Almost cost us the game. If you had the Commanders minus seven, you should be eligible to sue Roger Goodell. Yeah, I'd agree. You should demand restitution from him for that because that was dirty what happened at the end of that game.

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But Darren Rizzi's field goal defense remains excellent. Mm-hmm. So we missed a field goal at the very end from like 50-some yards, and we missed a field goal at the end of the third quarter that didn't count because I guess the clock had expired before it was snapped. So then he got to kick it again at the start of the fourth corner. Rizzi was not happy about that.

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The problem is that LeBron James has his own little media ecosystem that's right around him. Yeah. And so they're people that have proven loyalty to LeBron's people. Right. And so they will not put out anything that's bad about him if he's not around. Yeah. What do you think is going on, Hank? It's weird.

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There also is a chance that there's, like, something going on with his family. For sure. So we don't know. We don't know.

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Yeah. I was watching it in the Metaverse on Saturday. That's sick. It was awesome. Joel Embiid, I saw him fall down in the Metaverse. I felt like I was there for it.

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He said, I've coached kickers for 30 years, and I can tell you if they get a practice shot, they're going to make the second one more often than not. So listen, not going to apologize for a win. No. It's hard to win on the road in this league.

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max gone yeah max you just did it in solidarity huh yes sympathy foot sympathy foot yep correct so is joel is he out for a while i don't know is he got a sinus fracture yeah tom wilson came back and played scored two goals a sinus fracture same injury sounds very painful uh

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Well, Hank also... This is great. Hank told me that he thought when he first read the report that Joel Embiid was out indefinitely because he had a sinus infection.

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That'd be sick. That would be nice. Dunk should be three. That would be awesome. What if they, in the NBA Cup, they just got rid of the three-pointer?

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yeah but imagine if they made dunks threes everyone was just trying to fucking yam on each other constantly yeah that would be sick that would be sick uh okay who's your who's back pft uh my who's back of the week is america because the army navy game went over went over yes a lot of points throwing the ball a little bit that was a fun game to watch it was very fun it was a good time uh

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And also, I like it when rivalry games happen like this, when one team is, obviously when it's Army-Navy, it's up in the air no matter what, but it's kind of like Michigan-Ohio State.

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Where it was like, okay, Army's having their top year this year, and then Navy goes in and just smashes.

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But that would be a very funny thing to wake up to on Sunday morning. Yeah, because Navy was just the better team for the entire game. But it was awesome. It was a fun game to watch. And I like the fact that it's its own thing. There's no other games on. I'm glad that if the NFL was in charge of college football, they would schedule a new weird round of the playoffs for that same day as Army.

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yeah yeah i want a guy who the opposing pitcher fears yeah kyle tucker it's nice it's good to have like at least one of your teams be in the mix for something i don't have any yeah at all even close the cubs i feel like the cubs could be in the mix probably not though probably not probably not uh all right anything else good show boys

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Yes. And you can't lose this game. So it was awesome to see Lattimore out there. Because Marshawn Lattimore played for the first time against his old team, the Saints. They didn't throw at him a single time. Smart. No catches, no yards, no targets. That also might be because of the quarterbacks playing. Probably also because of the quarterback. But they threw to other guys.

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Yeah, they just didn't target him at all. Mike Sanders still. I love that dude. He's come on strong. I'm I'm a little bit I'm apprehensive about the Eagles next week. The commanders there. They're a good team, but I don't think that they're where they they're not going to win a playoff game if they keep playing like this. Yeah. So listen, they're not in five.

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The commanders are not a season for the first time since 1992. Wow. That's pretty crazy. So I'm, I'm happy. I could have dealt with like a little bit less stress today, but overall I did find myself saying though, like right after the game, I started doing the playoff machine thing. There's a possibility we get the sixth seed.

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I'm going to need you to beat the Packers week 18. Again, you keep saying that. It's not going to happen. That's the key to all this. It's not going to happen. That's the key to all this. It ain't going to happen.

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How is this possibly a game right now? A few things. Again, Terry McLaurin could have had three more touchdown catches. Yeah, there was a few of those. And they were just very, very slight overthrows.

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The big issue for the Commanders, I don't think we'll stick around, and that's like the running game sucked today, with the exception of Jaden just tucking in and going 20 yards whenever he felt like it. But our center was out, and we couldn't block anybody, so we couldn't get Brian Robinson to run game going.

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So hopefully when he gets back, I'm still, I feel like this could be an inbound shit pumping, because I thought we were going to whomp the Saints. Yeah. And it was not a womp. It was a womp until Spencer Rattler showed up. And again, I don't know what the hell Rizzi thought he was going to get a spark with Jake Hayner.

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That doesn't really help Jake Hayner. I did that to Blake this morning. That same move, like scratch on the back of the head.

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Eagles are banged up. Max has got one foot. Yeah, Max is banged up. But we can get to that later. I think that the foot thing might be a good thing for Max. Really? I think it might be good vibes. Like, everyone's banged up. Like you said, Max absolutely gritting out a foot injury to do a podcast.

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Yeah, he was like a crash test on me. His ankles were ending up over his head. Yeah. He got sacked somehow.

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But I don't know if that counts this week because it says right there, it's got the New Orleans Saints symbol. No, it does. It counts this week. Okay. Okay. 82% is pretty fucking good. 82% is good. I'm happy. Listen, this season was supposed to be the season before the season. Who do you guys have after the Eagles? We get the Eagles and the Falcons. That's right. Cowboys.

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Yeah. Low Man Award winner in the playoffs. I love that. Representation for all you youngsters at home.

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They're doing Saturday football so that they can get the teams that are playing on Christmas an extra day of rest. Correct.

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He just bounced back. He's not even on the injury report anymore. Which we kind of predicted. We said that he has the ability to just not be injured.

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They're tough to watch. Well, they haven't beaten a team that's over 500 yet. Yeah. So they're 0-2. To their credit, they haven't played a lot of teams that are over 500. Yeah. They've only played two. Yeah. But, yeah, they don't seem like the same Texans from last year.

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Yeah, it's probably fair to say, though, that he had an injury in the first half last week.

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Yeah, the Texans defense is making, I was about to say they're making threats. They're actually pointedly not making threats against Patrick Mahomes.

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you see what Tim Settle said yeah he said uh Mahomes better make a good decision I ain't making no threats I'm making promises promises man that was just him playing or not just saying he make a he better make a good decision yeah on whether or not he can play whether or not he's mobile enough to scramble Carson Wentz also said that he's preparing as if he were the starter please don't good yeah Carson I mean I get good job saying the right thing to the press I guess

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I got you. Prepare to be the starter. I would love to see Carson Wentz doing the walk into the stadium, the fashion walk, what he would wear if he were thinking that he was going to be the starter. Because I actually think it would be more boring than if he were the backup.

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Yeah, so the anxiety leading up to the game. If you told him he wouldn't sleep Friday, or I guess in this case, he wouldn't get sleep on Thursday or Friday night. Right. So by the time he rolls up to the stadium, he's all nervous and lacks sleep.

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Is it crazy to think that if you gave Carson Wentz a different jersey with a different name on the back, if you named him Peter... Overmire. Alfin Seika. Overmire. Peter Overmire. Yeah. If it said Overmire on the back of his uniform, I would actually be like, let's see what this guy can do.

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It was a big miss on our part when we were talking about the Colts' recent history of sad, old, broken-down quarterbacks. We left Carson Wentz off that list.

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They get the number one seat if they win and the Bills lose or tie. Or, yeah, they get the number one seat with a Bills loss or tie or a tie and a Bills loss.

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The Texans' offense has been just so boring this year that if this were the third year, if CJ Stroud had two great years to start his career and then this happened in the third year coming off two disappointing playoff losses, then I would put some stock into maybe they're saving something. Yeah. They're saving the wrinkles, the real stuff for the postseason. Yeah.

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But year two, it's like something is not the same. It just feels a little broken.

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Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. TJ, I have a theory about TJ Watt's injury. Okay. Do you think he was actually injured? I don't know. I think this could be an art of war situation. If you watch the replay of it, It was like non-contact kind of. He was pass rushing, but he didn't twist it. Nothing looked strange on it. They just started hopping. The game was already lost at that point.

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No, at the time, they know they have the Ravens next week. Sun Tzu, Art of War, make your enemy think that you were weak when you were strong.

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Let people start thinking during the week of practice, maybe TJ's not going to be playing this week. I don't hate it. Because I went back and I watched the injury a few times. I'm thinking maybe because, I mean, Mike Tomlin, when he talks, he sounds like he's the art of war. Yeah. Translated back and forth like three times from English to Chinese, English, Chinese, back to English.

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The Chargers come back, spurned on by the first free kick in, what, 46 years in the NFL? Two pivotal moments. Yeah, the free kick before halftime. Which is awesome. Rarely used free kick. Yep. If there's a penalty and there's zero seconds left on the clock, you can do an untimed down or you can just do a place kick.

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Yeah. I mean, let's just take the underdog. So 18 times these two teams have played in the last 35, and it's been decided by three points or less. It's crazy. So it's always going to be like that when it's Ravens and Steelers. This is also Lamar Jackson's first time playing in front of fans at home against the Steelers. Oh, wow. Isn't that crazy? Because he's been injured?

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Because you would think that they've seen each other a few times at this point. But yeah, he's been injured, had butt stuff, and then COVID. There were no fans.

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Maybe. I don't know. I feel like Josh Allen's been so good in big games, though.

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Yeah, I'd say the run that he had was a couple weeks ago against that zone defense, 50-yard touchdown run. That was a big one. Lamar, I mean, if he can beat the Steelers at home, because I looked it up last year, it was Tyler Huntley.

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And I don't know why more kickers don't take the 15-step run-up and try to boot it 75 yards like it's a kickoff. But it was the first one that's been made. I think the Chargers had the last one before this. In 79? 48 years ago is how long ago it was. So there was that. And then the other pivotal moment.

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I mean, that game got Tyler Huntley into the Pro Bowl. That was two years ago, I think, when he finished the season for Lamar. 2023, yeah. You're right, because it was January 1st, 2023.

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I think the narrative, though, of Lamar winning two years in a row could swing it to Josh.

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I think if you did a blind resume right now, can we do that? Max, can you pull up blind resume for Lamar and Josh? How would I do that? If you just showed us yards passing. Oh. You want me to, like, make a graphic? We can do... What? I think Lamar hasn't beaten almost all of them. Not rushing touchdowns. Not rushing touchdowns. I think a lot of the other ones.

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Yeah, that's actually not true. So if we did blind narratives during college football season, I think we also would have said the guy that has stats at wide receiver and cornerback. That would have been an easy blind resume.

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What do we think about Deontay Johnson with the Ravens? Him and the Ravens have mutually agreed to excuse him from playing.

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PFT, do you think he should be worried about the curse of Jim Kelly? I'm focused on the curse of Jim Kelly.

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Shout out real Dan Mitchell. Until the recent updates to that list, it's not great quarterbacks on that list. No, that's true. But recently, I'd say in the last seven years.

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Yeah. They never went back. Yeah, Max, I'll tell you this. I'm worried. I'm worried about the Eagles. I think you guys might stomp us.

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Yeah, that's what's crazy. It's been a crazy year. Things turned around in D.C., and it's so good that our kickers are fucking. Yeah. Zane Gonzalez and Greg Joseph. Both our kickers are having sex, which is crazy. Again, not together. We weren't having a baby together. Well, we don't know that. That's true. Love is love. Yeah, that's good vibes. Things tend to be positive after a win.

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You go back and you look at some good things that happened the first half last week. Hopefully our center's back because if we have that same offensive line that we had last week. Eight sacks. Yeah, Eagles are going to tee off.

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This is for a home game. Yeah. You don't want to come in the link. This is to make somebody come into Philly.

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Yeah. So, Max, I think that this is prime for a whomping for the following reasons. One, our offensive line did not look good at all last week against like a mediocre Saints defense. Two, it feels like every position on your team except for quarterback and maybe Terry McLaurin is better for the Eagles.

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Be careful. PFT is going to catch you. Gun to my head this year right now. Be careful. I'm saying right now. Terry McLaurin has 11 touchdowns. He's had a great year. Yeah, fantastic year. Terry McLaurin. Max, who's having the better year, A.J. Brown or Terry McLaurin? Who's the better football player? Who's the better person and teammate and friend?

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Aside from the quarterback position, I just want to put some respect on Terry's name because he should get respect. He's got like 1,000 yards in every season since he's been in the league, basically. And, yeah, he just doesn't get talked about enough. Terry McLaurin over Devontae Smith? Yeah, National Sports Podcast. Terry McLaurin deserves all the accolades.

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But besides the position of quarterback, I don't think we have a single advantage over you guys.

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All right, outside the position of quarterback, I don't think that we have anything that can... I'm trying to give you a compliment, Max.

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Outside the quarterback, I don't think that we have a position that is better on our side. Kicker? I don't think so. I don't know. Over 50 yards. Has your kicker made a 50-yarder this year? Yeah, several we've had.

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I think now the criticism of Justin Herbert is that people were angry to the phrasing and the narrative that he was a social media quarterback. Then there was backlash to that. And then when he didn't win, people then did the backlash to those people that did the backlash.

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I like that. So, Max, that's why I'm saying I think that you guys are in a position to womp.

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We retook Ralph John Maryland this season. Okay. Yeah. We also do clinch a playoff berth, Hank, if we win and either a Falcons loss or tie and a Rams loss or tie, or if we win and a Falcons loss or tie and a Seahawks loss or tie. There you go. That does involve the Falcons losing to the Giants, though. And you also beating the Eagles.

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He's got to win a playoff game. That's where we're at today. But right now, this is big. It was big for two teams tonight. The Chargers increased their odds of making the playoffs. Hank? They will make the playoffs if they can get wins, I believe, by the Colts. Or excuse me, the Colts have to lose this weekend. They have to lose to the Titans.

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No. Hank's a winner. Yeah, so Max, congratulations. I think you got this one in the bag this weekend.

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Okay. So a double? Well, a double perm. The problem with a perm bed is my hair is curly already. And so if I get a perm, it's like, oh, it just looks like he's wet.

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Deal. If I lose, I will... I almost said something that I shouldn't have said, and I'm glad that I didn't say it.

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Good job not saying it. If the commanders win, I'm going to throw Max's wheelchair into the dumpster.

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Against his former GOAT quarterback, the guy that got you in a college football playoff as a Husky, Hank.

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Also, just a round of applause for Kirk Cousins' agent. Agent of the year. That's tremendous. He's always getting the bag. I don't think that... We're going to see Kirk Cousins play another game. I don't think this is the end. For the Falcons? I don't think so. Probably not for the Falcons. Yeah. But he'll go somewhere else. I think he's definitely... He came back too soon from the Achilles.

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Yeah, I mean, they were saying with Kirk, hopefully we won't be so... We'll be so good that we won't be in a position to draft a quarterback that we really, really like in the future. So we might as well get it right now. It ended up working out for him. So I like Michael Penix. If you watch him, especially his last year at Washington...

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And then they need the Dolphins to lose to the 49ers this weekend. And they'd clinch. And they would clinch this weekend. And it was also big.

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He was just the most accurate quarterback that you've ever seen. Throwing outside the numbers, attacking the entire field. And he didn't take sacks, which is – that's going to be a big one for the Falcons. Yeah. So he got sacked I think like eight times or something over the course of the entire season last year. He had a great offensive line too, yeah. It was incredible. So, yeah.

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Fun fact about Michael Pennix, same high school recruiting class as Justin Fields.

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And Trey Lance is... Michael Penix is one day older than Trey Lance, I believe.

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So, yeah, that stat will get thrown out there a lot because I think he started college in, like, 2018.

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And give us a proper – Bijan's been good, yeah. But, like, you know what I'm saying?

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We all say we want more Bijan in the game plan. Need more Bijan. Now he's a lefty. So is that – maybe Kyle Pitts just needs a left-handed quarterback.

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I also love the story about him eating a Costco hot dog. Yeah. Michael Penix just gave it away.

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In the food court. He's got to eat it. He didn't eat it. Did he order the hot dog and then sit down and he had the hot dog?

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Literally. Yeah, he was in line. Yeah. But maybe that's good for Falcons quarterbacks to not have any dogs.

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Do they do the boom or doom for the hot dogs, or is it just the double chocolate chunk cookie?

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Okay, but not for the hot dogs. I'm sure they have. I think everything in Costco is up for grabs.

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I've never had a panic attack. I think that 25 might have been the year that I puked the most. No, mine was definitely like 20. Because at 25, I'm combining booze with also... Yeah, 18. That's when you start to get a little bit of acid reflux.

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Yeah, if you can puke and rally, that shows the ability to handle adversity. You don't know if Amin Ra can handle adversity. Is he a pussy? We don't know. Yeah.

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It did not spark joy. Yeah. So you got rid of it. Yeah, that's concerning to me. To me, it's more of a red flag.

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Yeah, I was just hoping for Jameis against the Bengals defense. I was looking forward to that. Now we can always say, like, imagine what would have happened if Jameis started this game.

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I get that Jameis gave you some headaches. I understand that. Jameis throws interceptions. That's what he does. He threw some pick sixes, but he fixed the pick six problem and only threw interceptions in the red zone after that. What else do you want him to do? Mm-hmm. But DTR is not the answer. He's not a quarterback. DTR, his only win was a 13-10 game against the Steelers last year.

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He's worse than Deshaun. Yeah, it's not going to be better. You're not going to watch it and be like, thank God we made that change. Right. We look like we're competent. James, he can get you up and down the field. He just might not finish the drives in the end zone. Correct. So do you want your guys to have stats? Do you care about your receivers having stats? Yeah. Yeah.

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Jerry Judy, if you want to improve your Madden rating, you're going to want Jameis throwing you the ball.

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I love that. I loved it. When I first heard it, I was like, good for him, but also who called the Titans soft? I don't think we've ever said the Titans were soft, did we? Yeah, I don't know who did. They're bad. Is that a discourse that's being had out there? Yeah, they're a bad football team. They're really bad. They're 2-11 against the spread. They're a bad football team. They're boring.

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We didn't say that they're boring. Yeah. But I don't think we ever said that they were soft. A bummer. He also said that teams know that they just played them when they get done with the games. Yeah, because they win. Yeah, well, they win. Yeah, they're like, oh, shit, we won. No, but he was saying it like they remember. They remember that that's the Titans we just played against.

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Because they left an impact. I would say that it's the opposite where you want teams to not be able to remember who you are because you just knocked the shit out of them.

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Yeah. Yeah. This game stinks, though. So in the NFL script, it's always that Mason Rudolph is going to get a start before Christmas, right? Like, legally, they had to do that just so that people can make jokes about it.

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Yeah, so my fix to that as a coach would be to tell my running back – all my players, if you score a touchdown at this point, I'll take the excessive celebration penalty.

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Do whatever you want in the end zone. I don't give a – act like it's a gun and then go around and execute every single player on the defense. Do whatever. I'll take the flag. Just don't – but you have to have the ball in your hand.

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It's crazy. And obviously Week 18 would be against the Steelers. That could be a tough game for them. I'm guessing the Steelers would still have something to play for, whether it's seeding or whatever. But yeah, and don't get me wrong. The Bengals don't have any easy wins, regardless.

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yeah I don't mind that if you drop the football in this zone maybe there's a landmine that only is activated with balls at the goal line yeah yeah you set up well because no if it was like an invisible fence then it would every time a player has a ball because they do this in training camp anyways every run that they have finish every run get to the end zone so you set like a 15 second timer of explosive inside the grenade and you have to cross the goal line with the ball for it to be deactivated yeah someone figure that out someone figure that out

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It's really good. Their shakes are great. It's milkshake season. I don't care. Some people say don't drink a milkshake if it's cold outside. I think it almost tastes better.

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They've proven that they can lose to anybody in heartbreaking fashion. But this schedule, it's not like the easiest schedule, but it does shake out about as good as you can hope for the Bengals right now.

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Okay, so what did we read? What did we learn today? Yeah, what have we learned?

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Do whatever you want, bro. I think that the problem is that Brick doesn't have enough power. Yeah. I feel like he's being limited. Like, one day he will own the Jets, the way that teams get passed down. I feel like brick, it's time to just unleash full brick.

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They got Brick Johnson, Ulbrich. DeBrickishaw Ferguson. I heard that Brick was actually named after DeBrickishaw.

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Mike White. Yeah, the Mike White story that he played, he had broken ribs, and then Woody was in the locker room, and Mike White threw his helmet, and Woody goes, you should throw your helmet. You fucking suck.

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Okay. Yeah. So memes. What about the parts in the article where the team confirmed that the stuff happened? The Broncos confirmed that it happened. No, no, no. The spokesperson for the Jets said that they use Madden as a reference point, but it's not determinative. Yeah. Confirming that that happened. I mean, it is a quick way to figure out if someone's good or not.

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What about the part in the article where they talked about Woody Johnson and the team spokesperson said, yeah, he apologized for saying that Mike White fucking sucks in the locker room.

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Yeah, and there was the part of the article where when he left to go overseas to be the ambassador to England, and his brother, who co-owns the team, but Woody's like, this is my gig. His brother took over and was just like, he was the chill guy meme behind the scenes. Just like, you guys do what you gotta do. Yeah, just do your thing.

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As an owner, I think I would buy a team, and then I would probably act a lot like Woody Johnson in the first...

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like two or three years and then I'd just be like you know what I'm too rich for this shit well he's only owned the Jets for like two or three years right Mr. Ambassador yeah he's owned it since what 24 years something like that yeah oh yeah 24 years since 2000 something like that yeah yeah something like that memes this is bad

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How are you going to find out if it's true? I'm curious to know how memes thinks the media works. So now that the stories come out, then there will be other reporters that go to the Jets and they're like, hey, can we confirm that that stuff is all true? And then that's the story you'll pay attention to.

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All right, so what's the next move? Because we're brick guys. Yeah, we're big time brick guys.

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Oh, it's like a 10-round fight. And it's both guys being like, we don't give a fuck what the media says, and doing videos that are very explicitly meant to generate more love from whichever branch of the media they're fawning for.

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Yeah. Well, your owner literally is the heir to Johnson & Johnson, the vaccine company.

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That might be when he did ayahuasca for the first time, so his brain is stuck in 2020.

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Okay. Yeah. That's not an answer. But memes. Yes. There was another part of the article that I noticed, and it kind of made sense for me a little bit. The Jets, they didn't hire any referees for training camp this year. Yeah. And that's a standard practice. And then now they're the third most penalized team.

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Is this a form of legal bribery that every team does, where they pay refs to come to their training camp? And then it's like, hey, you're on our payroll. We gave you money. Let's be nice. I'm not sure about the refs. But isn't that weird that teams can pay the refs directly? And then if you don't pay them, then the refs can be like, you didn't pay us this offseason.

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That is weird. The owner? Now, we should play both sides here and be a fair and impartial media presence. The spokesperson also said, Woody Johnson just seeks out and welcomes feedback and debate. We wouldn't have been named one of the best places to work in New Jersey if people thought that way. There's never been a complaint. So they're on one of those lists of best workplaces.

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Yeah. No, I think he's like, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind if they brought me in. Yeah, I would take Pete. There you go.

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based off of everything that happened this week no okay but west coast east coast yeah aaron rogers also ate no lifetime against the rams yeah it's cold as shit he's got a chip on his shoulder that's yeah the cold is a real thing it's going to be 24 at kickoff and the rams played four outdoor games under sean mcveigh where the temperature was 35 or lower and they're one in three

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So the only game they won was when they beat the Broncos and Todd Gurley had 208 yards rushing. So I feel like the Rams are going to run the football.

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Wouldn't that freak you out more if you were doing an ayahuasca trip and you had Netflix cameras in your face?

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You like what I did earlier with the Sean McVay stat of him being 1-3 in cold weather games? Yeah. It's the Jerry Goff stat. I just put it on Sean McVay.

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I don't know, dude. I'm trying to do the same thing. Yeah, the only way is to implicate them in some sort of financial crime against the other owners.

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Yeah, you can do... Well, no, because the federal probe's about sexual harassment. They didn't care about that. You have to make the other owners think this guy's costing you money.

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It's like, well, I know who wrote this. Yeah, the problem is when you have a dysfunctional organization, then you have a lot of people who are very willing to become sources for articles like this and tell everything that happened behind the scenes.

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Yeah. And I know that you think the Athletics have been obsessed with you guys' memes, but if... I know, I know. If... Diana Rossini wrote a tell-all article about the dysfunction, say, for the Patriots. at the end of the season, would you be like, okay, I believe that? Yeah, I'd be her number one fan. That's probably the only way that she can get memes back.

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Yeah, the real question. Did we learn our lesson last week about the Panthers?

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I think I'm going to bet on McBride to score a touchdown until he does. Yeah, so receiving touchdown. He's got a rushing touchdown, fumble recovery touchdown. Kyler Murray said that he was going to get him the ball in the end zone. I'm going to go down with that ship. I might double down on it every week responsibly for when it doesn't hit.

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They surprise you. You don't know what you're going to – if it's Sam Howell, listen, I love Sam Howell. I was in that haliband for a short period of time. But he did not look good.

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He did not look good. And I don't know. Geno is like – he is the epitome of just a completely schizophrenic quarterback one week to the next. So who knows? If he starts, I think I like the Seahawks to cover. But the Vikings are the real deal.

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Yeah, I think that it's very, very dangerous. Josh McDaniels, Awesome offensive coordinator. Awesome. Very, very good. But it's a little dicey now where the Raiders stopped. It seemed like there was some fucked up stuff going on there.

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Every different website has their own metrics that go into it. They don't match. One will say that the Bengals are at 14%. One will say they're at 13%. I apologize. The math. The math. They don't control their own destiny, but they basically do. Yeah. They basically do.

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It's a good situation that he's in. So you want a whomping. You are begging for a whomping right now.

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Yeah. Get your dominatrix in here. Love that. Get whipped. Love that for you. It might be a whipping.

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The Bills can do whatever they want. And they're wearing the Patriots jerseys, as you said, which is a weird choice. I don't love it for this game. It's going to be confusing when you watch it on TV. You'll be like, wait, okay, that's the Bills because they're scoring.

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They could set the record for the most 30-point games in a season. They're on 8-8 right now? No, I think they've got... I think they're 6 in a row. They've got 11. Yeah, so they're 6 in a row. And the Broncos have the record. The Broncos... Peyton Manning, Broncos? I believe it was, yeah. They had 13 30-point games in a season. So the Bills need to win out scoring 30 points in each game.

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No, we don't talk about it. We don't preview the Jags. Hank, can you tell me what happened with the Hawk Tua coin? Again?

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I don't think that she created the coin and wrote the code and then engineered the rug pull where she dumped all the coin. I feel like... But is there a rug pull without Hoctua? There's no rug pull without Hoctua. Right. Yeah.

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Let me ask you a question. Is there a part of you that thinks if you invested your money in the Hawk to a coin that you should have seen something exactly like this coming? And then maybe you should try to sue yourself for being a fucking moron.

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Because, I mean, if they win and then next week is the biggest game ever because it's between the two of them. Ever created. Ever created. And then week 18, anything can happen.

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That thins the herd. Yeah. I'm not saying that she was ethical. Yeah. But I'm saying, come on. And I say that as a talk to a fan. I'll admit that. Yeah. It's a good podcast. That would be funny if they were suing to get spit on.

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Yeah, I saw that. I read it as it's a fucking a man situation. Yeah. Did he say it's time for me to go coach or is he saying it's time for me to go coach? Because it was right after Mike Vick.

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Does he want to get cut? Does he want to get unlocked? Or does he want to go coach college football? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't know.

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I read today that the 49ers might be down to, what, would that be their fifth string running back? Mm-hmm. Because Garendo might not play? I think Garendo got hurt in practice.

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They should start. They got Banjo, right? He's on the night. He should start. And Kazooie? Banjo, that's a fifth string instrument. Oh.

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Yeah, definitely give us a little bit of Izzy. People forget that he ran a 4-4-1 second 40-yard time at his pit pro day.

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God, who? Unofficial. God, who? That's maybe the least inspiring tweet that I've ever read. He ran an unofficial 4-4-1 40.

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You are a crazy guy. You're a wild and crazy guy. I don't think the Cowboys would be crazy. And I like the Bucs. I just think that the Cowboys have been playing good. Yeah, they've been okay.

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So much like you guys, I have to reinvest my money. I put it immediately on the bills to win the Super Bowl and the NFC, the bucks to win the Super Bowl. Nice. At 30 to 1.

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And if it's a tie where we hit all our – it's the most touchdowns. So if there's multiple touchdowns for your guy. Yeah, tiebreaker.

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I'll take the Jets Rams over 46 and a half. I wanted that one, Hank. I will take the Giants Falcons under 42. I like that.

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Oh, no. Spin on that bag. She's still asleep. It's been 12 days. Lost all my money on Hawk tour coin. She might be asleep.

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Hawk tour. All right. All right. What's up? It's Vinny Testaverde. Vinny Testaverde. Vinny Testaverde. Vinny Testaverde. My stardom is the Pro Bowl. Oh. Guys are doing the skills challenges again. Hell yeah. And they're making guys punt.

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They're making guys punt and throw at the accuracy targets, basically trying to get back to what it was like in the late 90s, back when the Pro Bowl meant something.

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I'm sitting cave exploration because one of our Italian friends named Ottavia Piana had to be rescued by 150 people from the same cave in the Alps for the second time in two years. Whoops. Maybe just stay the fuck out of that cave. Yeah, don't go there. Stay out of the cave. Don't go there.

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My sleeper is Barry Sanders because I think you could step in for the 49ers this weekend and still run for it. Probably be a good option. Barry Sanders looks like he could still cut a run.

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It was the two biggest non-statements of all time. And it was just like, we need to shame you. A dozen years for you to say I'm sorry. And then he was like, I'm sorry, I guess.

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And it's like he had that statement welcoming back prepared. And just all that needed to happen was like press one button.

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Their season has made no sense. This would just continue that trend and make it make even less sense.

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Yeah. Has there been anything that you've been asked to do where you don't understand why you're doing this at all? And then pretty much all of it.

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That's incredible. Did anybody take your picture in the airport and then post, John Gruden's in Chicago, maybe possible Bears opening?

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It's tough. Yeah, but you have to give the message to your team that, hey, we're not quitting. We're not waving the white flag because everyone has injuries. You got to make guys believe that they can step into those roles. Have you ever had a guy that, you know, you suffer a big injury, one of your star players, and then somebody has to be elevated.

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You know that you're going to have a little bit of a downgrade there at the position, but you have to make that guy believe that they can play like a superstar? Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah, so you mentioned Sean Payton. The job he's done in Denver is just incredible this year. What's different? Obviously, the quarterback position's changed. Bo Nix has been electric at times. But from an X's and O's standpoint, is there anything that he's doing different this year as opposed to last year that you love?

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But yeah, it's crazy. It's weird how that started. Like Deshaun Jackson did one time. I don't think it had happened before that.

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I think that's a little bit different because he kind of, you know, he started celebrating early, got caught from behind, stripped of the ball. It makes you real mad as a coach. But, you know, that type of thing happens. But just dropping the ball before you get to the end zone. What would you do to a player if they did that?

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You would rather have your guy take an unsportsmanlike penalty for excessive taunting after the touchdown.

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Is there anything in the NFL that you've seen, you've been noticing over the, you know, the rules always change every year. There's something new, a new wrinkled point of emphasis they add in.

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Is there anything that you would make as a change to the way the game is either officiated or anything just about how NFL football is going right now that you'd like to see changed from a coaching perspective?

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If you underthrow a ball just slightly, you can draw pass interference. Good quarterbacks will do that. Good wide receivers.

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Yeah, they should have sensors hooked up to us. Something. Give us six beers and then let 20 of us watch a game at the same time. We get a button in front of us. We all say yes or no. Then they take that data. Okay, no pass interference.

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Did you watch a lot of Michael Penix tape? I did. So what do we think about him? I know he can throw the ball to the outside.

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Right. Yeah. So this weekend, I believe we got the 49ers and the Dolphins, right? Yes. So both teams, disappointing seasons for each one. And it felt like a couple of years ago, two of the most dynamic, exciting offenses. Now they've kind of just they've gotten slow. It's not as fun of a matchup as it used to be. What do you see? I'll ask about the Dolphins first.

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What do you see out of the Dolphins offense that's different now that they're kind of a little bit lackluster and whereas before they're lighting it up?

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On the other side of that, Brock Purdy, they're going to have to make a decision about Brock Purdy pretty soon and what the contract is going to be for him. Is he a guy that you would pay? Or would you look to the draft, free agency?

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Yeah, sticking in that division, we're friends with Josh Allen. We love the Buffalo Bills. We're part of Bills Mafia, I think, maybe honorary part. Haven't gone through a table yet, but we love Buffalo, and it feels like this might be the year for them, the way that Josh is playing. Do you think that this is their best chance that they've ever had this year?

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That's Dwight Freeney. Dwight Freeney, fourth quarter, hasn't done a spin move all game. Guess what? You're getting a spin move.

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TJ has a knack for doing that in the fourth quarter. That's when he's going to get a strip sack in.

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Yeah. And we saw an awful game last Thursday night. This time of year, it seems like the product gets worse.

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So with the Barstool team, if you're installing plays for us, you've got to know a lot of people here. And it's been fun watching you interact. Do you think that you've got a – do you have a starting 11 in your mind?

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You're the F. I'm like Julian Edelman. I was a quarterback before, but I get to the league.

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What about Max? Max is a broken foot, but imagine he didn't have a broken foot.

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Friday and Saturday. So I honestly think that Notre Dame's probably going to win, but I really want Indiana to win.

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They've been kind of weird this year because last year it felt like their offense was way more explosive. It felt like they were dynamic, exciting. It feels like it's taken a little step back this year. Has it been concerning to you to watch the development of that offense?

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Yeah, there's no flow to it at all. We talked last time when we were doing the live stream of the Thursday Night Football, Commanders, Eagles. I heard that you didn't know that the cameras were on for that whole thing.

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People loved you. And we had the conversation about the analytics where you were like, there's some nerd that's in your ear telling you, hey, go for it, go for it, go for it. Um, and then you mentioned like pro football focus and some of the people that do, you know, the, the talent evaluation. Do you feel the same way about those guys?

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The, the, the outside, like third parties that grade players as you do about the numbers guys that are in your ear during your game.

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That's great. So have you ever had an owner say, I'd like for you guys to practice during the bye week? Oh, yeah.

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Yeah. How do you manage that? Because ultimately, the owner is your boss, right? They sign your paychecks. You serve at their discretion. But then your job is also to just manage an entire. You got like two separate jobs almost like one is running the team and then the other is presenting a case of how you're running the team to the owner when things get bad. So how do you juggle those two things?

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That's interesting. Yeah, using the pregame warm-up almost as an extra practice.

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I like your strategy on the golf course, too, which is just every hole is a par five. Yeah.

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They're learning how to – they do all the small things right. If things go bad, but if they get that one break, they know how to take advantage. They dance on that margin just a little bit too much, though. What about their offensive line? Aren't you watching them and you're like, this is not sustainable?

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I saw a stat today. It was like a survey that was done of, I think, European people. And it said, which country do you give the most responsibility to for winning World War II? And number one, I think, was England. Number two was the United States. Number three was, I think, France. That was tied with the USSR. Yeah.

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I think the fact that Lamar won it last year makes it more likely that Josh is going to get it this year. Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right.

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It was like a cycle that kept reinforcing itself, too, because you had the actual lung injury. And then you had the panic attack. And one of the symptoms of that is thinking that you can't breathe. Correct. So it's like the lung injury was feeding into your panic attack of being like, I'm never going to have any more oxygen ever again, which makes everything worse.

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Because Indiana's Big Ten, Notre Dame's not Big Ten. What do you like about Clemson?

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If you listen to the part of my take on that Wednesday, you can probably tell that Hank's voice is not like all the way there. But you gritted out, you got through it. But yeah, you were not in a good place at that point.

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And I'm glad that it's nothing serious that you're able to, are you ever, wait, are you ever going to smoke again?

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And I was like, what's up, dude? He's like, oh, hey, what's up, Big Cat? Imagine being that guy. You get into a car accident. You're in the hospital. And then Big Cat just pokes his head.

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He's like, what up, dude? Yeah, we should start doing that. Going around to emergency rooms and just asking for dudes between the age of 18 and 40. Hey, we're here to cheer you up.

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He wasn't even close. I was kind of close. There was one where you got part of your fingers above the rim. That was impressive. I gasped.

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PFT. All right. So I did not know that Hank was going to be doing the serious one today. But I also have some news somewhat seriously, but it's good news. Okay. But it's like kind of the same health scare thing. Hank knows what I'm talking about because you were there for it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. I know we're doing this. Wait, what? Because I got the news on Tuesday.

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That's a good point. They came out of nowhere and won their conference championship tournament.

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I just got the news back on Tuesday and I'm pumped about it now. Boys have been down. Choo, choo, choo. So we go to the Sturgill Simpson show back in October, right? We go, we have, I think, two beers before the show, go inside, and after about three hours of the concert, because he played for the longest set ever.

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Standing up. It was an awesome, awesome show. And then after about, what did you say, two and a half hours, three hours?

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Yeah. So it was a long time to be standing there. Um, I start to like focus on my breathing cause I'm having problems breathing. Um, Next thing I know, I'm on the ground. Chaps is stabilizing my neck. Hank is trying to like block me out so that like people aren't staring at me or whatever. I just passed out, hit my head on the ground.

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And I got taken to the like backstage area at the salt shed, great people at the salt shed. And they ran me through like a bunch of tests, check my blood pressure, which is like super, super low. And Hank, I don't remember that much about being in that room other than being very, very confused about what was happening. But Hank was saying that, I kept saying, I don't think my head's hurt.

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Meanwhile, I was rubbing my head and wincing the entire time. So I'm there with Hank, Chaps, and Donnie. And I'm trying to figure out, they're like, do you want to go to the hospital or not? And I felt like I was getting better. So I was like, no, just get me home. I just need to be home. So eventually we left. And I was trying to think, like, what the hell is going on? I wasn't hammered.

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I took one hit of weed. Closed cigarette. Closed cigarette. And I might have had, like, a small dose of mushrooms. Small dose of mushrooms.

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They were like, yeah, we've seen like three other people pass out tonight. So I was, they try to make me feel better. Like I'm not the only one.

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So I, they tell me like, go to the hospital, go to the cardiologist and get checked out and just make sure that everything's cool. So I scheduled an appointment, went to the cardiologist and they saw like something on the EKG and they were like, we're going to schedule you for like every heart test known to man. Yeah. So I've been wearing a portable heart monitor under my shirt for like a month.

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I guess I was like a month and a half now. And then they put me through like a calcium scan. They put me through like an ultrasound of my heart. All this shit gave me all these tests. And then the full body, the full EKG came back. And he was like, yeah, I see like there's a couple blips on here, but it's nothing to be worried about. I'm like, okay, all right, fair enough. I get an email.

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like a day later and it says on the ekg printout uh possible heart attack oh yeah i remember you telling me this and it didn't say the words heart attack but it said like possible infarction or whatever yeah and i'm looking at this like what the fuck does that mean i look it up and it says heart attack so i had to call my doctor and he was like yeah i think the uh the software just read it wrong i

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Okay, we got anything else? Congratulations to the 2024 Low Man Trophy Award winner. It's Tyler Crowe from Boise State. Yeah. That is a well-deserving award going to Tyler Crowe.

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I don't think he had a heart attack, but we're going to schedule more tests. So then I do more tests. And then I go in last Friday. I go and I do a stress test on a treadmill when they had me hooked up to everything. And then they looked at that. That was the last thing they were going to look at. And just the blips on there was like no big deal.

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If you had like too many cups of coffee, sometimes they'll make that show up. But basically, they were trying to figure out if I had like a leaky heart for the last month and a half. But you don't. But I don't. And I got the results back on Tuesday. So in the clear on that one. Again, like Hank, not to get serious, but it's been a month and a half long fire fest.

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Yeah, because I'd never passed out before. It's scary to pass out. But I guess the real fire fest in all this.

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out trying to burp them yeah the first thing i remember is waking up chaps is above me stabilizing my neck being like buddy can you hear me can you hear me and this lady is just grabbing my legs holding holding me back and be like get his legs up and chaps is like put his fucking legs down uh but then i guess the fire fest of all this is finding out that the reason why i passed out at this concert uh was because i was uh dehydrated and i smoked weed that was too strong so basically i'm a pussy yeah but you're not

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If there's one rabid bat that's in the crowd, there's probably another one. So I saw that and I was like, fuck.

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Yeah. Maybe I got rabies foaming at the mouth. Okay, so sorry to get serious again.

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Yeah. I mean, some would say, I heard some people online saying Ashton Gentry system running back. Not us.

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I don't know. Broken foot. Yeah. Broken foot. Broken foot. Is your foot really broken? Because you don't need surgery.

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Well, I said, Doc, I'm not a pussy. Get in there. Look at my foot. Yeah, he's an athlete.

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no no he he blocked for the best running back in college football and i don't think they realize the committee yeah the committee is made up of mostly fullbacks like the best fullbacks of all time on the committee right and then uh we have hank and tom fornelli liam blutman you got your brandon walkers you got your uh big cat and pfts but it's 90 fullbacks that watch and care Yeah.

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Now, Max, you know what you've done is now Philly fans are going to ask him that all the time, and it's all because of you. Yeah, you actually just created a lot of issues for me. You are a fan.

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Yeah, I heard some things from the walls regarding the pre-negotiations. There were some slander. There were some slander. Well, no, because slander is when it's not true. Oh yeah. But just some insults that were thrown around very loosely.

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But yeah, Hank, this has been like a six month fire fest for you because you've just, there've been so many ups and downs and having this challenge just looming out in the distance has really put you through a mental ringer.

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But I think if the Bears lost that game, No, no. There's not an if. That might be the top part of my take. There's not an if, PFT. They're going to lose that game. If you lose by like 45 points to the Packers again. Sure. And then that knocks me out. And then that makes Hank's bet win. And then Max is happy.

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You explain it. No, you explain it. You explain it. So Max is walking around showing everybody this clip yesterday, trying to figure out what this clip means. If you watch it. I watched the clip, Hank. My initial reaction was 20 for 20.

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I have a question. Yeah. What was the initial discussion? Do we have a clip?

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You're not giving up on the dunk, are you? Nope. So why are you this upset about the three-pointer? I'm not. You're not.

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All right. So let's negotiate. Yeah. Let's negotiate. Because here's what it comes down to.

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yeah he's willing to do a million dollars and get a cat and shave his face i kind of want to take that bet a million i mean dude a million it's not the million is cool but getting a cat yeah and shaving i mean i'm open to the either of those

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Yeah, we're rooting in the fourth quarter because the Packers are only winning by 40 points. And the Bears have four yards. Yeah. And then the Packers score a meaningless touchdown on the last drive.

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But here's what I'll do. Wipe it clean no matter what? I'll also wipe it clean if I beat you. I'm willing to trade $4,000 cash.

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Why wouldn't you take this? You just said a million dollars. Why would you take this? And listen, I do not shoot three-pointers.

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Okay. Okay. Yeah, I don't care when I go. Yeah. Why don't you want me to go second?

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I think there's way more pressure on you if you go second. Yeah, that's true.

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Hank, if you can dunk, I think you should go heads up against me and I'll double how much I owe you.

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All right. And what day are we doing this? Friday. Friday. Okay. I'm texting Mark.

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My Fyre Fest kind of addressed a couple of them already. One was that Hank brought back winter by provoking it.

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It was negative five wind chill this morning. It's okay. My other Fyre Fest.

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It'll be okay. It'll be okay. My other Fyre Fest is that I have entered the metaverse. Uh-oh. I think I like it. I think I enjoy it. So I got the Apple Vision Pro like seven months ago. What a waste of fucking money that was. Yeah. That's probably the biggest waste of money I've ever had in my entire life was buying that. But a couple days ago went out, picked up the Meta Quest 3.

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That thing rocks. So you can watch NBA games and feel like you're actually courtside at it. It's not an ad. I just enjoy being in the metaverse. Shit, I might have to buy it. You feel like a courtside. It's great for flight simulators. I know you love those big cat. Yeah. So I'm just like rocking my meta helmet at home. I was watching college football on Saturday.

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Yeah, somehow Sean McVay looked less wet than Kyle Shanahan, and he wasn't even wearing a hat.

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I had three games on at once on like big screen TVs that were just floating in my room. It's awesome. I think I'm just a full-time metaverse guy. I guess I got to get it. You can troll in the metaverse too. Oh. You can like go up to other people and start fucking with them. Oh. Yeah, it's fun. Okay. It's fun. I'm going to be a meta quest guy. I'm in the metaverse right now.

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Yeah, stop talking. I know that if you don't adjust it, if you don't adjust the tightness of it or the lens distance or whatever, it fucks with you. But if you have it set up perfectly, it's... Man, I'm telling you, the Apple Vision Pro was like five grand. This thing was $500. This kicks the shit out of the Apple Vision Pro. Apple Vision Pro sucks ass, but this rocks.

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No, shut. No, stop. Stop. I mean, it's not going to make a difference. I think I would honestly shoot. I'm probably like 7% from three. Is that fair?

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Dude, how sick would it be if you were to dunk and you'd had that video for forever?

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Yeah, because you'll stop being able to jump as high after a little bit. You'll quit. Memes, are you still staring at that light?

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The late slate is maybe the most perfect part of an NFL Sunday that we've had all season.

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Yeah, shout out to the people that go to church. They're going to get back, have great NFL matchups ready for them. Yeah. Yeah. This might be the slate of the year, the afternoon slate, week 15. Church normally ends before. Yeah, church is like 10 a.m.

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Maybe the way you guys worship, maybe. What time did you go to church? I went to Quaker meeting. That was a little bit more relaxed. I went to be hungover, stumble on in.

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Yeah, well, maybe they're just— No, 12-1. Are they 12-1? 12-1. Maybe they're just perfect at not exerting themselves too much. They don't waste any energy.

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Yeah, it's been the year to do it. I just want Jameis to play well enough in this game that he doesn't get benched next week. I agree with that. Because next week, it will be Browns-Bengals, and I just want to see Jameis Winston and Joe Burrow duel it out. I want to see 85 points.

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Because I know that Andy was waiting on that. The MRI. The MRI. He said that. Yeah, he's like, I'm waiting on this MRI. We ordered an MRI. Yeah, so we'll see what happens with that. I like what the Browns did this week. They cut Kadarius Toney. Which is smart.

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That's addition by subtraction. It also tells me that they probably asked Kaderi Sone. Hey, can you give us any information about the Chiefs playbook? Realize that he had absolutely no help on that regard. Yeah. And they're like, well, that's really the only reason why we're hoping to have you around this. Yeah. We'll see you.

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I don't know. I wouldn't mind if he had... I don't want Jameis to throw no picks. That means he's not taking enough chances. True. I want full-blooded Jameis. Yeah, we need full-blooded Jameis. You're right. I don't know. I don't know which Jameis we're going to get this week. It could be good. It could be bad. I'm hoping for good. I'm hoping for great. Browns against the spread. Not a bad play.

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I think that's a man's fantasy questions are between him and the Lord. I want to answer this, but I've got to buy in both my leagues.

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Jayden Daniels. Easy. No question. Just in general or this week? This week in fantasy. Okay, this week in fantasy.

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Does the words Brian Callahan revenge game mean anything? Yeah. A little bit. Well, maybe not because him and Zach Taylor are like best friends.

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So Callahan would say that like after losses, I think it actually was the other way around. I think Zach Taylor was saying after losses, the only people that hit you up are like your wife and maybe like one of your parents hit you up.

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But apparently Callahan would hit him up after every loss to know exactly what to say. So these guys are like very, very close friends. So I don't know if revenge is going to be the right thing.

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Yes. There's a criminal syndicate out there that is targeting players based on their Monday Night Football schedules. It's nuts. And then just invading their homes while they're known to be away.

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I feel bad for Joe. He said his privacy has been invaded in more ways than one. So I won't touch on the other part. I'll just say that Joe Burrow is so handsome that literally everyone finds him attractive.

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Regardless of your sexual orientation. That's just a good looking human.

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What would be worse? If this was them trying their hardest? Right. The last two weeks, the loss against the Commanders and then losing to the Jaguars.

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Yeah, yeah. I mean, I want the Bengals to keep winning. Just because it'd be great going into the last couple weeks of the season if they were still theoretically alive.

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Yeah, the game was terrible. Terrible. It was a bad game. It was raining pretty hard for the first half, but it looked like neither team could, they couldn't get the ball going on the ground. They couldn't get the ball going in the passing game. Nothing happened in the first half. Nothing. That's like the first game that I can remember where absolutely nothing happened in a half.

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And they're doing the whole – I'm sure they're doing the playoffs start now speech. Where's the ping pong table at? I don't know. That's going to be key for me. The playoffs start now.

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Can I give you some confidence? Well, so my first question is, because I don't know. I haven't seen anything out there about this. Are we getting Spencer Rattler on the Saints? Are we getting... Jake Hainer on the Saints.

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Yeah, also Jaden makes his return to Louisiana. Going to be in the Dome. I feel like he's fully healed now. I think this is going to be a shit game. You know what? You know what they're going to do this weekend? They're going to turn him loose. Oh. This is the Jaden Daniels gets turned loose weekend. Off a bye?

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Off a bye, feeling good, going back to Louisiana, playing – I think this is his first game in a dome on artificial turf because he played in Arizona, but that's grass. And he played in Cincy, but that's not a dome. Yeah, it is turf, but this is the first combo artificial turf. Wow. He's the anti-Jarrett Goff. He might be. I feel like this is going to be a – This could be a whomping.

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Yeah. Next week. Don't look in that rearview mirror. Watch out. Watch out, buddy. Don't drop the soap. I'm not going to overlook the Saints, though. Saints are a good football team. I'm just trying to do, like, coach speak right now. Yeah. Jake Hayner does a lot of good things. Jake Hayner, he's looked good in some of his pictures that he took.

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The official team photos were very interesting that Jake Hayner took this season. Spencer Rattler.

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Pukunukuwa made a good catch. The camera misidentified a player as being Trent Williams. That might have been the highlight of the first half. That might have been it. Looking at the TV and being like, hey, that's not Trent Williams.

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five-star guy out of high school we know he's got the talent yeah it's somewhere in there alvin kamara i mean what hasn't he done in this league says that's all you gotta say he does it all you gotta just say that they got some they got some playmakers on defense that have been around uh good kicking game they pay those guys too they pay those guys too being a road favorite like this is a it's still a very unusual sensation for me yeah i don't know how to feel about it but uh

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Marshawn Lattimore should play this weekend. Revenge game for him. Revenge game for him, which will be nice. And good vibes in the district. It looks like we're getting RFK Stadium back. Oh, wow. Yeah. All we had to do was trade a squadron of F-16s to Maryland for it. Oh, hell yes. That's an awesome trade. That's a story that was, I think, only written for me to read. Yeah. Yeah.

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RFK Junior Stadium. That would be kind of cool. Yeah, no shots allowed. Yeah. There's some dead animals in the end zone. I kind of like that. Yeah, put one at midfield. Yeah. Yeah, not bad. Just got to play around the whale carcass. Yeah, you get brain worms if you play there.

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So the Saints are not in the Hungry Dog. So you're in the clear. Yeah. The Browns are not in the Hungry Dog.

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God, no. Okay. Okay. Hank, what are your thoughts on this? If the Commanders win, I know you put that bet in for them to not make the playoffs because you're Jake Hader.

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give me everything you just said give me hank's supercomputer projected outcome for this game the things we just said were coach speak talking up the saints you could simulate this game a thousand times the saints might win twice oh okay but what is it what's the aggregate projection aggregate projection 35 7 okay all right so that's your statistical model all right so you're taking the are you taking the commanders this weekend

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Yeah, if you tease them, what would that be? Seven and a half down to one and a half? Yeah. Yeah, something like that.

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Give me the second leg. Find the second leg for that teaser. We'll find it as we go through the games. How about that? Yeah. We'll make a PM tease.

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Okay, so this is the centennial season for the New York Giants. It's their 100th season. There is a chance because their last two home games are against the Ravens and the Colts. They're going to be underdogs, I would imagine, against the Colts as well.

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If they lose those two games, they will become the first team in NFL history to go 0-9 at home in a single season. Damn.

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No home team has been this much of an underdog since 2021. You know who it was? The Jaguars when they hosted the Bills, but the Jags won 9-6. Oh, I remember that game. Who could forget that game?

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I don't know. Yeah. Why was Lamar Jackson? I would imagine that most people, most of the feedback Lamar gets online is generally positive. Yeah. I would think so. Right. Unless he's missing a practice for diarrhea. Yeah. Or losing in the playoffs. Or losing the playoffs. Yeah. That's probably not a good time for him to go online. This would make more sense if he tweeted that out in January. Yeah.

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Yeah. But the Ravens are also prone to weird games. But the Giants are really bad. That's a good point.

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Yeah. When I watch games like this, especially in primetime, because if it's on a Sunday and it gets swallowed up by the rest of the slate, you can overlook it. But if it's a primetime game like this, I look at watching it like we're making a deposit into the future football bank. Yeah. That money is going to go ahead and make money. You don't always see immediate returns on your investment.

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If Daniel Jones was starting, I don't think that they would be the worst team, though.

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Yeah, they're doing elective surgery to make themselves uglier right now.

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I think if you just look at the pan, if you throw away everything before Andy Dalton got into a car accident. Yep. then I think the Panthers are like an average team that has actually been trending in a very good direction, like an above-average team right now.

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So I kind of like the Panthers this week. I do too. I kind of like them straight up. Uh-oh. I mean, they are. Oh, Hank's going hungry dog with the Cowboys? Gomas Hank? Big letdown spot. Hank Gomas? A letdown spot.

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I said they're a good team relative to... PFT just said above average. I think they're playing above average football right now.

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But they haven't won them. Hank kind of makes a little bit of sense. Like the Panthers, we've never talked about the Panthers.

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As road favorites. But the Cowboys stink. They almost beat the Bengals. Well, the Cowboys also have some bad injuries. Yes. And Overshawn's out, right? Yep. He's out for a long time. So to me, Overshawn... The way that he's played this season, if you compare it just straight up to how Micah Parsons has played this season, Overshawn, I think, has been their best defensive player.

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Yeah. You don't go into the bank like that. Yeah. You don't do that. You don't go into that bank. They're going to pound that, keep pounding drum. Somebody's going to break that drum this weekend. That's my call. Trouble Hubbard.

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But I know if I watch enough games like that, then I'm going to watch. If you don't love me at my 49ers Rams, you don't deserve me at my Bills Rams.

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Mm-hmm. They've lost three in a row. I mean, Hank is kind of right in that nobody has talked about the Panthers in such glowing terms as everybody's been talking about the Panthers recently. But that might just be because they've been playing well.

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Very classy. That Bryce Young, did you see him? He said a prayer during the game. Who was it that got injured on the Eagles? I don't know, but there was a guy who went down.

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This guy. This guy right here. Greek individual. Greek and Italians are sometimes close. Luigi Mangione. Mangione is at... What's the country of origin on that? Greece.

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I heard he's Greek. He's actually Eastern Italian, which is pretty much Greek. You know, there's countries in between Greece and Italy.

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All right, so Hank. Yeah. Your conspiracy theory. What do you got for us? The government has... All right, good start.

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Oh, yeah, so I did hear about this. Ah, yeah, yeah. So the person in McDonald's that allegedly called the cops is not going to get whatever the $50,000 reward, which seems honestly like a low reward for this, but $50,000 reward because they did not call Crime Stoppers. They dialed 911.

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Crime Stoppers is the company that you call if you see a criminal and they give you money.

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Yeah, so this man or woman is not getting paid for that because they dialed 911.

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Okay, not to be alarmist. Yeah, not to be alarmist. But the drones, I've heard that they came out of the ocean. Somebody in the Coast Guard said that the drones came out of the ocean, which means that they could be aliens, too. And then President Pug was reporting that they might be aliens, but good news, they're aliens that are fighting against other aliens, protecting us from the other aliens.

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How about his cousin, though? Or not his cousin, his old roommate throwing him under the bus. Dude. His roommate called up, was it the Daily Mail? Called up the newspaper and said, yeah, you know, I lived with him for a while. His back was so bad that he couldn't fuck. He never had sex because his back was too bad.

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I'm pretty sure that if you are able-bodied enough to get up, go to New York, shoot somebody, ride a bike, get on a bus, go to Altoona, Pennsylvania, you could probably have sex.

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So, like, whenever something in the news happens, then there will be another news story that happens.

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I think he is. I think he had a very bad game tonight. He looked stupid and shitty tonight. That's my analysis. That last throw was so bad. It was stupid and shitty in one throw. It was dumb to throw it, and it was a bad pass. I think he's still a very good quarterback. You think he's, give me a number. How much I would pay him? I mean, 60 has been floated around. It's not my money. 60 a year?

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Was he a distraction from Jay-Z or was Jay-Z a distraction from him? Because Jay-Z happened before they arrested this guy.

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Diddy. Yeah, Diddy-related allegations. There's a woman that is suing him, so it's a civil case, and the same attorney, David Busby, I think that's his name, Busby, whatever it is, he's out of Houston. He's the same guy that represents all the Deshaun Watson accusers.

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Him and his client have filed a civil case against Jay-Z claiming that he raped a 14-year-old girl.

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And then Jay-Z said, take my name out of your mouth. You're about to find out where I come from.

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Yeah. And Roger Goodell would never lie. Roger Goodell said, we're going to stick with Jay-Z and wait for all the facts to come out.

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Read that whole quote. It's good aliens. Probably... Okay, why do the good aliens watch?

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Why do the good aliens, why are they protecting us? What's in it for them? Are they just nice?

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So they're our saviors. Yes. And how do I tell the difference? If I'm outside and I see an alien, how do I know if it's a good alien or a bad one?

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Who just said all this stuff? Pug. All right. Thank you, Pug. Memes, do you have anything about the Jets? We can talk about the Jets.

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I don't disagree with you. It feels like this is a weekend for the Jets' offense to actually do something.

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This is actually the last few games of the season for the Jaguars. I know we're not supposed to preview them, but we have a potential narrative that could stick around for a while developing. Okay. So I'm sitting up. Head coach of the Jaguars, Doug Peterson, still the head coach. Mm-hmm.

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If he wins this game, they should fire him because that would put him one game above 500 lifetime as a head coach. I like that. And you don't want to be like one of those statistics where it's like this Super Bowl winning coach is actually below 500 for his career. Yeah, you're right. The nice thing to do for the Jaguars would be to fire Doug Peterson with a win.

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Yeah, but I think I like the Dolphins straight up this weekend. But did you hear what I said? I did. I heard that. I still like them. I still like them because I don't think the Texans, they're not in that. Obviously, the Cardinals, they don't kind of qualify the same way that the Bills would qualify as like a very, very good team or the Packers would qualify as a very, very good team.

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Good question. 65 million a year was this report. I have a question for you, Max. Holy shit. Would I want the Giants to sign Brock Purdy? Yes, I would. Yeah. Yeah, but if he's on a team that's got weapons, I guess Malik Naber's pretty good. But if he's on a team that's like – if he's on a good team, he can be a very, very good quarterback. We've obviously seen it from him.

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So, I mean, what you're saying is essentially if the Texans beat the Dolphins, then the Texans are a good team. And if they lose, then they're a bad team. Yeah, yeah.

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I don't know. I'm not saying that he's not because he's obviously one of the smartest and best football coaches of all time. But there's a lot that's different about college from the NFL. And to think that you're going to jump into it and immediately be able to run the best program, I think it's going to be a lot more complicated than even he thinks it's going to be.

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Let me go to somewhere where there's significantly more bullshit. Yeah, college football is the bullshit-est sport. That's what we love about it. It's all bullshit. It's insane. There's so much crazy shit that happens all the time. The NFL is pretty buttoned up for the most part, but there's wild stuff that he can't even account for in that.

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I like the people that are pointing out some coaches have been successful as NFL coaches that then transitioned into college coaches, and I love the fact that they're including Nick Saban in that list. as like a great NFL coach that proved that he should make the transition to college football and win there.

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It's like back to school with Rodney Dangerfield. He's going to be cool guy Bill.

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All right, so this – yeah. I think you make kind of a valid point, though, which is like if he's not on a team with good players, then he's not like a difference maker that can take a team to the Super Bowl.

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Oh. I like that a lot. That would be hot, yeah. So you think he's going to be – when you say successful, first year. Playoff. What? College football playoff. We should have won the ACC. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. What kind of props is old Bill going to have on the sideline? You know, the turnover chain, turnover hoop. You got to appeal to the kids.

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Also, if you're a college ref and Bill Belichick's screaming at you from his call, you think, I fucked that up. Yeah.

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Is his girlfriend going to enroll at grad school? Maybe. She probably already is. Yeah, that's cool.

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Yeah, I agree. I think the Cardinals buy a decent margin in this game. If Kyler can stop turning the ball over, because he had two last week, and then one or two interceptions each in the previous two games. Yeah. He needs to stop turning the ball over, Kyler.

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Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of rooting for the Colts in this just to keep more chaos in the playoffs.

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guaranteed set and if you're rooting for the bangles to still be in the conversation at all then you're definitely rooting for the colts this weekend yeah yeah uh no no hungry dog hank hungry horse yep

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Yeah. I want the Colts to win this weekend, but I feel like it's the Broncos. The Broncos have been playing much better football.

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Yeah, people are pissed off. Chargers fans are pissed off because Ladd was left off of ESPN's list of top 10 rookies.

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Yeah, so they're mad about that, and I think they're mad fairly, not just because he should be on there, but when they listed what the stats for each rookie were, they had the wrong number of receptions and yards for him. I think they shortchanged him by like 150, 200 yards.

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Yeah, so Chargers fans are pissed off. They have every right to be pissed off. The Bucs, this is a big game for them. Huge. Huge game for the Chargers. Back to percentages. If the Bucs lose, their playoff chances are down to 59%. If they win, they're up to 87%.

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Yeah. Was it 14 touchdowns? Week two. One pick. So he's gone 11 straight games with no interceptions. Week two. And I think... Is that the record, or he has, like, one more to go? I think he has one more to go. So if he throws no picks against the Bucs, then he has the record for most consecutive games started with, like, a minimum of 15 attempts, I think.

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Yeah, I don't agree with that. And I think they updated those receiving yards for him. Did he used to be wrong? Yeah, those were lower. It was like 600 something.

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Good rookie class. Good rookie class. He should be in there instead of Marvin Harrison. Yeah. Marvin Harrison, 45 receptions.

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He's great, but quite literally. What's the most important position in the NFL? Probably maybe tight end. Okay.

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Kind of like the Bucs. I don't know. What are they going to do with Bucky Irving? Is he going to play? Are they going to dangle Bucky around for us again? Are they going to screw us? We're going to have to file a lawsuit.

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Also, the thing with... Debo Samuel, my ass. The thing with Brock Purdy is... John Lynch kind of owes Brock Purdy. You can't play like that. No, but think about it. You can't play like that. Think about it. The move that John Lynch made on draft day to move up, get Trey Lance, he's not talked about as being one of the bigger draft busts of all time. He just needs more snaps.

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We're underlooking the Eagles are favored. Correct. So how can we underlook them?

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Yeah. We're underlooking them. We just said that Pittsburgh hasn't won in Philly since 1965. They've lost 10 straight.

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There you go. Facts. When Jerry doesn't say that before a game, that's when you should be terrified.

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You can tell Jerry's nervous, though, because he is doing the thing where he walks around and he's just telling everybody, I don't think George Pickens is going to play at all for the rest of the year. He's like out. According to Jerry, George Pickens has retired from the NFL. Yeah. Because his hamstring hurts. Max, can I overlook you? Can I stop underlooking you for a second with a stat?

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Yeah. Second place, Derrick Henry with 1,407 yards. You know who third place in the NFL is? Saquon Barkley in the second half. Saquon Barkley before contact. Wow. With 1,175. Wow. So your offensive line has done a very, very, very good job for your boy Quan, as you call him.

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Slides. Are you worried about TJ? Are you worried about TJ Watt hitting Jalen Hurts very hard? Lane Johnson. What about Alex Highsmith?

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But the fact is Brock Purdy saved John Lynch's ass by being good with the very last pick. Yeah.

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So the Steagals, the team that was put together during World War II, a combination effort between the Steelers.

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Okay, but you've placed the same wrong order twice in a row in the last 30 minutes.

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Stop looking at the song memes. All right. The Steagals. Yeah, the Steagals. They were a team that was put together in 1943, I believe, during World War II when a lot of players had to be shipped overseas to go fight. The NFL tried to carry on, and they combined the Eagles and the Steelers into one team called the Steagals.

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And they finished 5-4-1, which is the Eagles' first winning season, officially, is how it's been written down in the record books. And I looked at some of their players that they had. Their leading receiver had 17 receptions, named Tony Bova, and he was blind in one eye. Oh, I love it. Because in order to get out of serving in World War II, you usually had to have a disability.

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Their center was deaf. And their kicker and punter, Troy Smith, had a fake leg. Oh. I would love to go back and find footage of this team. I want to see the steals in action. This team won five games. That's awesome. With a deaf receiver and a kicker with one leg. They also did a draft in 1940. I think it was in 1944. They drafted together. And they selected a guy named Max Kielbasa.

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Maybe this game just taught us that Trent Williams was the most valuable player in this team.

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But I do want to see highlights. If there's any highlights out there of Stiegels games.

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This is an awesome game. My thought on this game is it fucking rocks that we're getting this game in week 15. Rocks. So you got two teams, double digit wins, playing each other in week 15. The last time that happened was all the way back in 1985. So it fucking rocks. Rocks. This is a historically fucking rocks matchup.

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What's the over-under on this game? 54 and a half. Over. Yeah, over. The funnest over possible.

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I mean, the game of the year is personal. You're going to do a game of the year.

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Oh, that's right. I need to recalibrate my thinking about this weekend. Correct. Because my bank account. That's all I've been thinking about. I'm going to have a fucking arsenal.

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And that award goes out to the best football player of the year, I would imagine.

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I think me and Blake might get dressed up in suits. Yeah. And sit down on the couch like we're the family and watch this game. But, yeah, no, you reminded me. I'm Ukraine right now. I have no bullets left. And then there's a shipment coming over on Saturday.

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Also would be heartbreaking for whoever lost that game. Yes. But also, maybe the most merchandise ever sold the day after the Super Bowl, regardless of fan base.

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I bet you $1,000 that you'll bet on this game. I'm not going to take that bet. I thought that there was a chance that you could not bet on this game.

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Okay. That's a great bet that I just offered you. Nuclear missile whale play. I just offered you $1,000 to not lose money. Well, no, because the minute I say yes, you're going to be like, well, you just bet on this game.

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How do you like that? In what way are they at the death zone? Is that like on a mountain? You just die when you go up against them. Once you get up a certain altitude? Yeah. They have been really good. I like Legion of Spoon better. Legion of Spoon? Oh, no. Death Zone. What? Death Zone? Yeah. You've got to earn Death Zone. Legion of Spoon? Yeah. No way. In terms of intimidation? Death Zone.

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You've got to earn Death Zone, though. Death Zone. Death Zone rocks if you're an elite defense that is dominating people.

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Amon Ross St. Brown. Like it. AJ Brown. Oh. Okay, this is crazy. Rashad White. Yeah. Brown, brown, white. Brown, brown, white.

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Memes, what about the graphic that you put out besmirching my NBA Cup reputation? My apologies. I don't make the graphic.

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Yeah. I mean, putting an 0-3 up there when it was not 0-3 is a dirty move.

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Interesting. I'm going to take the Arizona Cardinals minus six. Love that number six.

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Give me... I didn't look at the weather. Bad mistake. What do you need? I got you. I need the Cleveland weather forecast.

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Okay, I'm going to stay away. Glad I looked at the weather forecast. I'm going to take the over in the Commies Saints, 44. Nice. Dome. Dome.

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Yeah, I get that. But Max, you just have to accept where you are right now. By the time next week comes around, I might be insanely bad. Like if I go 0-2, 12-19, I would say that's insanely bad. Yeah, I'm insanely bad. I think like that's pretty much I'm losing almost twice as much as I'm winning.

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I'd have to travel. I'd have to travel. I would be a lot of fun for one night.

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One night and then after that night's over, I'd just be miserable. We have very few. I'd just be talking about different aspects of my hangover for the next seven hours.

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Hank might just not come back. Hank might have such a great time on your bachelor party that he just goes wherever you go. He's just hoping it's a golf trip. Yeah. Max, you'd be fun on the party.

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$9 a month. Some bullshit. Absolute bullshit. It is bullshit. When they started, it was $40.

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She's having a good time. I thought that was a respectful way to get out of a very awkward conversation. Just being like, I'm tired. I'm tired.

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Yeah. Respect. Respect. You know, she makes the money. Hey, respect. You make her the money.

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Hey, this is Luigi Mangione. Oh, Luigi. Just heard from my brother Mario. I'm starting the McRib. Oh. It's back. Fuck yes. If loving the McRib is a crime, then lock me up and throw away the key. I just want to get a McRib. That's why I go to McDonald's all the time. Love that. It's great. I'm sitting in a jail cell right now. Mmm. And then my sleeper this weekend, it's fuck winter.

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I can't have the Rams in these playoffs. Max, you'd rather play the Rams than the Commanders?

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Jack Frost is my sleeper this weekend. Yeah, fuck winter. I woke up this morning. My balls was up in my stomach. I had no balls. No balls. No balls at all. No balls. Like a castrated bull. Wasn't that bad.

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Luigi, you're Mario. You're tough. I had a friend. I had a friend. Last year, he said, Chicago winner, not that bad. Kind of a pussy. That was Mario. That was Mario. Today wasn't that bad. Mario's staying with it. He's sticking with it. This winner's bad. Get a fucking coat, dude. You talk shit to the wrong guy. I ain't scared. You're not made. You thought you was made. I was born in the winner.

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That was something. You watch the documentary about her? No. The cockumentary? Fuck no. It was sad. Fuck no.

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I'm going to win. It's a me, a Wario. The documentary thing about that girl. It's just. She was like, they interviewed the dudes. The dudes were like, yeah, you can talk to me about it.

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I did not watch it. And I don't think there was porn in it if you did watch it.

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It's very, the clips I saw. It would be worse than the porn. The clips I saw, she was like crying afterwards.

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Well, I think she took 100 and she wants to take 1,000. Oh, man. Yeah. I want to know more about the order that the guys got put in when they went there. If you just showed up and you were put in a waiting room or if there was a lottery ball like the NBA draft.

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If you're a virgin, you get to go first. I don't know. I don't know how it works.

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Okay. Should we get to our interview? Maybe that's what Lamar Jackson was talking about. Oh, yeah.

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Fuego? Yeah. It might be... Like a good lasagna might be my favorite Italian dish. No.

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You just haven't. You're telling yourself you've never eaten good lasagna.

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Yeah, before we get to Nick Foles, he is brought to you by our great friends over at Coors. The mountains are blue. Coors Light. You should be drinking Coors. I'm going to drink a lot of beer this winter. That's a promise. Get through this cold Chicago winter by drinking some ice cold Coors Light.

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staying nice and toasty inside with a refreshing beer nothing beats a cold Coors Light it's the only beer that's mountain chilled and they've got the blue bottles the blue mountains on the bottles blue mountains on the cans so you know when your beer is cold I actually I put my beer outside last night as a science experiment the bluest mountain I've ever seen in my entire life it was it was gorgeous and

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But this season, you've got overcrowded stores, flight delays, awkward family dynamics, dinner mishaps. The holidays are far from perfect, but that doesn't mean that we have to lose our chill. Forgotten ingredients don't have to ruin dinner. Takeout and Coors Light are always crowd pleasers. It's cold-loggered, cold-filtered. cold packaged for a smoother finish. Choose chill this holiday season.

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But the real reason why we've never done it is because, for part of my take, there's only one pickup truck. It's the Chevy Silverado. Why is that? Well, Silverado is a partner, a partner that you can depend on. We've all spent time driving, using the Silverado for all kinds of part-of-my-take-jobs-adventures shenanigans. Silverado has been our ride for a cross-country trip to the Super Bowl.

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The Rams did look much better in a very, very shitty game than the Niners did. I said during the game, but if that was the first game ever played of football, they would never play a second game of football. Maybe like this sport is not good. Let's retool, get back together. We're playing rugby now.

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Discover strength, a world of strength and capability, all behind the wheel of our favorite truck, the Chevy Silverado. And now, here's Nick Foles.

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You got to show them. If there's one city to be a legend in, I feel like Philadelphia would be a pretty good one.

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Yeah, an iconic moment that will stand the test of time. That's got to be cool to think about. It's like... Philadelphia will always remember this one moment, and you're a hero forever in their eyes. And yeah, Philly fans, they can be a little bit over the top sometimes, but they also have your back. Were they ever down on you as a quarterback where you felt like the wrath of the Philly fans?

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Do you think that maybe you screwed up by that one season that you had? I forget how many interceptions. There were just two interceptions, right, over the course of one year? 27 and two? 27 touchdowns, two interceptions. Was that a mistake on your part to do that? Because you set the expectation. It's pretty perfect football.

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You throw like nine interceptions the next year, they're like, this guy sucks.

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Listen, I've had my sword out for Al Michaels the last two seasons. I don't know if I've got it.

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When he's annoyed at an appropriate time, then it's okay. But I can't do another season of defending Al Michaels.

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Right. So you get to the Super Bowl that year, and you're going up against the Patriots. What were your feelings? What was the mentality that you had going into that game? Because the Patriots, obviously, dynasty, one of the greatest football teams of all time, right in the thick of their groove that they had.

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What was the mentality going into that game to prepare yourself to compete and eventually beat them?

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Yeah, so when you guys practiced it that week, you said that was the best that you'd run it was during the game. Yeah. Were you confident in the play? Like you had – how many times did you practice it beforehand? Yeah.

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You mentioned Tom Brady and how he was not able to catch the ball earlier, but – Do you know that to this day, like he has a hard time saying your name? You're like his kryptonite. He just won't even acknowledge you.

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Once he started talking about the Super Bowl, Hank gets up. Watch for this in the YouTube.

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Yeah, there was a famous clip in the Patriots documentary, the Dynasty documentary. Did you see that?

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Okay, so they had the NFL Films version of the Philly special, and they put that in, and he edited out foals. like the word foals has actually been removed from that as a broadcast. I think that's a pretty healthy mentality to have to be like, you know what? Tom Brady wouldn't do this about somebody that he doesn't respect because you beat him.

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So when you went to Michigan State, I know that Izzo likes to get basketball players sometimes to compete against the football team to toughen them up and to learn how to rebound. Did you ever get that call?

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You and Hank are pretty much the same person, Max. Did you know that? Like, deep down in your core, you're the same guy.

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Fair answer. I do have another Big Dom question. Just walk me through, like, what's Big Dom's day-to-day? What does he do?

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Yeah, he's the best. He used to be the best kept secret. And me and Big Cat were upset that we didn't know about Big Dom until just a couple years ago.

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He should be. He sent us some footballs. I think he autographed some footballs.

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And then I'm at the Super Bowl, and I forget what he said. I was like Kid Rock on mushrooms or something like that. It was the highest compliment I've ever... He almost arrested you.

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Every time I have pre-alcohol before drinks, I notice a difference the next day. Last Friday night, went out to a concert, had Z-biotics before I had my first drink of the night. Saturday morning, woke up feeling wonderful. The stuff works. If you come over to my house, I make sure to pass out a round of pre-alcohol Z-Biotics to everybody before you start drinking. And this stuff actually works.

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So if you're unsatisfied, they will refund your money, no questions asked. Remember, head to zbiotics.com slash PMT and use code PMT at checkout for 15% off. They're good people. It's a good product. I endorse it. I personally use it. Check them out now. ZBiotics. Now, more Nick Foles. So Max is a huge Eagles fan, big Philly sports guy. I'm sure he has some questions for you.

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Five teams, by the way. Five teams. Five teams. So the Blackhawks, none. The Cubs, this does not count 2016 or does it? Nope. Okay. So none for the Cubs then. None for the White Sox. The Bears don't have any either.

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Would you listen to Philly media? Would you find yourself in the car tuned in?

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To me, there would be like a little bit of morbid curiosity where I would know that it wouldn't be healthy for me, but I'd find myself on the drive into the facility and I'd be like, let's just see what WIP is saying.

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Yeah, it's better to just ignore it completely. If you hear them say one thing nice about you, if you have a good game and you tune in real quick and they're like, oh, Nick Foles, he's the best, this guy's the best. You don't want that either.

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And then you don't want that either because when you have a bad game, they say something bad about you, then that's going to absolutely crush you because you gave them power in the first place to have your emotions affected by them. So you don't want to swing the other way. What about the offseason after the Super Bowl?

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Did you think that, like, hey, I might just stick around in Philly for a little bit?

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Yeah, was that a humbling moment? Like you're Super Bowl MVP and then, boom, scout team.

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And then she just handed you... She's a great writer. She's like, here are my words. And then you sat down, you read a letter. That's very old school, but it sounds like it was powerful.

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Yeah, it's a big Rams problem. We got a Rams problem. I'm knee deep in the Rams right now. I'm with you. I'm a brother in arm. They've got a great coach. And somebody sent this scenario to me. This is sick. This is sick. It's perverted. This person go to jail. Pre-crime.

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Yeah. And also Alex Smith might be the best starting quarterback of all time to be a backup quarterback for.

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Okay, so you and Skip, so you and Carson Wentz were not as close as you were.

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Pre-crime. There is a scenario that is looking more likely. I don't want to say it's probable, but the scenario is out there and it's talking to me every day. That week 18. Hank is so 18.

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We get credit. Speaking of Roebuck, they've got very roomy pants and joggers and shorts for all types of bodies.

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Max, was that you asking him if he would sign your penis? No, no, no, no, no, no.

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They're respectful, like us. You did not ask the question. We did not ask the question. You didn't ask the question. He brought in a worse question.

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I need to beat the Cowboys. Or maybe it doesn't matter if I beat the Cowboys or not, but the Commander's playoff chances come down to the Bears beating the Packers.