Pardon My Take
NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week
Mon, 27 Jan 2025
NFL Conference Championship Sunday. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes (00:00:00-00:07:22). Commanders 23, Eagles 55 (00:07:22-00:54:50) Bills 29, Chiefs 32 (00:54:50-01:21:49) We finish with an NFL coaching update (01:21:49-01:40:56) and Who's Back of The Week (01:40:56-02:00:14).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take
Chapter 1: What happened in the NFC Championship game?
Chapter 2: How did the Eagles dominate the Commanders?
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What?
Fumble, fumble, fumble.
We start in Philadelphia where Saquon Charles Barkley was the round mound of touchdowns, opening the scoring after some terrible tackling by the commanders. And like my good friend Max, Saquon was obviously winded at the end of the runs, breathing heavily and having big pants. Also like Max, Saquon flew and popped twice up the giant gut and rolled into the end zone, making Washington go belly up.
The story of this game was turnovers, not the ones Max eats. Fat. And much like Max in the bathtub, Washington struggled to clean up their game. As the Eagles continued to pound the rock, they began to tip the scales and put up a huge number. Max.
Ultimately, it was a great season for the Commanders, but much like Max, Washington fans have to admit, even though they took one on the chins, being a good football team was worth the huge weight. As for the Eagles, just like when Max has ice cream, they go for the Super Bowl.
This is ridiculous. I'm trying to cheer up my friend PFT. This is pussy shit. If I were losing this game, we wouldn't be doing all this shit.
I'm trying to cheer up my friend PFT. Boom, boom. Did you hear about the Washington Commanders, the defensive players for the Commanders? There were some bad LBs.
When I told Max I was going to write this, Boomer, I said, I'm going to cheer up.
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Chapter 3: What were the key moments in the Chiefs vs. Bills game?
It was like 14 plays, you got three, and you did that a few times where it's like you get three instead of seven, and you just can't do that against a team like the Eagles with the way they were playing on offense.
It was way more difficult for us when we had the ball, for sure. And yet the turnover sucked.
The turnovers were very significant.
But also at the same time, they turned those turnovers into touchdowns. Right. And that's what made it so difficult to come back from. Yeah. And so, yeah, at least we still have the hard rock. You still have the Hard Rock. That's Commander's territory.
Can you play that guy's video? So for people who missed it, the Commander fan meetup at the Hard Rock in Philly last night.
Philly, iconic space in Philadelphia.
Yes, everyone knows. I saw a lot of Philly people being like, I don't even know where the fuck this is. But the Hard Rock has fallen. And this guy's speech was so funny because it really was like what I would imagine they said once they stormed the beaches of Normandy and they finally got like the... You know, they got control of France. They entered into France.
This is almost exactly what it was like when they got the hard rock last night. All right, play it.
You guys are coming out here tonight and fucking represent us. Right? Excuse my language. But what we want to do tonight, we did. We took over this place. We took over this place.
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Chapter 4: What are the latest NFL coaching updates?
Oh, yeah, I told you, make sure you compile a list. You know what we should do? We should make Max available for media interviews.
yeah like if if other if other shows want to interview max yes we'll screen them yep but we'll i won't do a good job he can go on any show yep i won't do a good job with that those okay i want you going up and down radio yeah put them on radio row yeah all right we'll figure out how to do it i have six people on my bad list and then two people are on on a good list oh i do have two good hank hank hank's looking yeah why are you doing the put on he wants to be on the good list
Yeah, Hank can be on the good list. So that's three people. I'll add Hank to the good list. Okay. I also don't have, there's no references here. It was just, I was throughout the week going through Twitter and like watching different things and then just putting people on name on the list. I don't remember what any of them said.
Okay.
So don't ask me that.
Yeah, that's fair.
Bad list. Mike Greenberg. What did he say? Don't know. Chris Sims. Chris Sims said a lot of shit. Okay. Chase Daniel. Okay. Co-host of Diana Rossini, I think. Right?
Yes. That's the name of the podcast. It's called Diana Rossini.
No, it's actually just called co-host of Diana Rossini.
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Chapter 5: Who's back this week in the NFL?
Chapter 6: What impact will the Super Bowl have on the Eagles?
Chapter 7: How do the Chiefs and Eagles match up for the Super Bowl?
Well, he's not.
Not yet. Well, he got let out today.
He said Sirianni finally let me out.
Yeah, let him off the leash. Well, yeah, I mean, he was last week. Last week was snow game. It's hard for any quarterback to be good in the snow game. And he was hurt. And now he's got a little confidence. We're going back to the Super Bowl. He had his best game of his career against Patrick Mahomes in the Super Bowl. He's got to do it again.
Okay, so talk to us about the game. I mean, you almost passed out watching this game.
Yeah, that was bad. That was like a big wake-up moment in that game. It was a positive pass out.
Some people are saying that you don't go. Wait, what exactly was the pass out play? It was the fumble on the kickoff. He got up too fast and screamed and then spit on PFT and then held his head because he was like, oh my God, I almost passed out.
Some people are saying you don't go all the way because the Eagles players are out there, blood and guts, puking, just trying their hardest, and you're worried about passing out.
I was very close to passing out. You should have just passed out. I was very close to passing out. Mom, I know you're listening to this. I'm going to work on it. I'm sorry. Because she's definitely going to be very upset that I almost passed out. She's going to wish you had passed out. Yeah.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of the NFC Championship results?
Yeah.
I lost those particular pants.
I lose all of my clothing. My clothing has like a one-year lifespan until it gets lost.
Max, I have a question for you. Honest question. So after the game, Nick Sirianni called Jalen Hurts a winner. He's a winner. Do you think that Jalen Hurts is a winner?
Good question.
His head's just about to implode.
Look at that. He can't get out of this.
Max is getting a fever. He can't get out of this. He might just pass out. He can't get out of this. This question is going to make you tap.
Is he a winner? Yes. He is a winner. Yes. Has he won a Super Bowl?
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