Pardon My Take
NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President
Wed, 6 Nov 2024
Its an important day in America so we have decided to formally elect a president (00:00:00-00:09:42). We talk MNF (00:09:42-00:21:40) and NFL trade deadline and the Commanders may be all in (00:21:40-00:41:32). We talk college football, chaos in the Big 12 and James Franklin can't win the big one (00:41:32-01:03:38). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Gerrit Cole opting out of his opt out and Ja Morant is a highlight reel (01:03:38-01:16:19). Brian Baldinger joins us to talk NFL, how to stop the Lions, what freaks he's been watching on film, what teams are still frisky and who would be the best 2 win team (01:16:19-01:53:15). We finish with listener submitted roasts (01:53:15-02:09:24).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take
Chapter 1: What is the significance of today's podcast president election?
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Today is Wednesday, November 6th, and I think we need to elect a president of this podcast. Yeah. I vote for Pug. I vote for Pug as well. I was going to say maybe Hank.
Chapter 2: What were the highlights of Monday Night Football?
No.
No, no. God, no. No, but we should make Hank the president because he doesn't want to be the president. Isn't that the rule you always say?
We should find the person who least wants to be it? Yeah, my general rule of thumb is that anybody that wants to be president should never be president. The type of ego that you would need to be president. It's a bad idea to elect those psychos.
15-yard penalty shooting you up. Jail. What? Hank says lock him up. Me?
Yeah. You're throwing penalties at me?
Okay, so you're president. He said you'd be in prison. You're not running against me. You're running against Puck. Still jail, though. But I can do whatever I want.
You can. Oh, OK. All right.
Yeah. I think we need a president of the podcast. You think it should be Pug? I vote Pug. Get Pug in here. In a landslide. Big, big day in the country. We have the NFL trade deadline in Maction back.
The first dog president has been elected.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of the NFL trade deadline?
Pug is MIA.
Oh, no. Did someone throw a tennis ball or something? It would be funny if he was just out on the court. He's just getting distracted. All right, so yeah, you will not get any election coverage on this show. We will talk football, and we also will tell Pug that he's president whenever he comes back. So Big T asked me a question about the election a second ago.
I still think we should title that episode.
You want to? I kind of do.
Okay, I said it at the end of it. We already taped the end of the show, and I said we should do it. Should we do it? It's the most free downloads in the history of free downloads. Maybe not. Maybe that's unethical.
What if we added in? What if it's like Brian Bollinger, NFL trade deadline? The fate of our country.
And the fate of our country 2024. So Big T had an interesting question. It was like, what if, you know, the write-in line on every ballot? What if enough of the country got together and wrote in the same person? And then that person ended up getting elected and they didn't want to be president.
Do they have to be president? That's how it works. Listen, I got duped earlier. I have two things I want to say. One is I think I'm officially, you know, we're going to turn 40 in a couple months, PFT, or like three months. It's been rattling me a little bit, but I'm okay. I'm good.
I'm totally fine with it. I haven't gone out and gotten hair surgery or bought an old car or anything.
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Chapter 4: What chaos is happening in college football this season?
Chapter 5: Why is James Franklin under pressure at Penn State?
Oh.
Yellow.
Hey. Blake.
We're taping the show right now. And, you know, it's a big day in the country. So we decided that we were going to create a president of Pardon My Take. And we have elected you president of Pardon My Take.
Oh, man.
I'm honored. Oh, hell yes. So you take the job. Oh, no. I have the opportunity to decline. You do. Oh, yeah.
No, I don't want that.
all right i'm vp material okay all right you're vp you're vp all right because we were talking about how someone uh a jaguars uh fan account tweeted they're like remember in 2014 when blake portals actually finished sixth for the governor in florida and i got duped because i love you so much i was like yeah of course he did it said you got 20 000 votes it was completely photoshopped but okay so uh
Your VP. I've said that 15 times today. Yeah. I'm in for a VP for sure. All right. Done. All right. Great. All right. We'll talk to you later. All right. See you. All right. See, that's a guy who should be a politician. That's perfect, yeah. He's like, oh, I can decline?
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Chapter 6: What are the latest updates on the NFL teams and players?
Okay, all right. Pug, you are now president. Blake Portals is VP. Thank you for accepting this very important role.
I appreciate it. It's for all the AWLs, all the pugs. Pug.
Love that. All right. Should we talk some football? We got the business out of the way. Let's talk football. We should talk Monday Night Football real quick, and then we'll get to the NFL trade deadline. The Chiefs are perfect on the season.
They are going to play every game the exact same way where you think the Chiefs might lose, and then they're going to be perfect on third down, and they're going to get a big defensive stop, and Patrick Holmes is going to make a big play.
Oh, and yeah, Travis Kelsey's still alive. Yeah, still alive. Very much alive.
Yeah, I think the – oh, yeah, there we go. The mic out. Patrick Mahomes, yeah, that's just what they do. And DeAndre Hopkins, obviously that was his coming out party. And I was impressed. Like, Baker is the man. I can't stop rooting for Baker and the Bucs because he's just – he's a gamer. He's just going to be in every game, going to will them to try and win these games.
Todd Bowles is the biggest fucking coward in the world. He pulled a Billy Napier.
What a loser. It's a loser move. So you're going up against the Chiefs. You're decimated by injuries. Baker just went out there and bled all over himself for three hours.
You somehow got yourself in a position where you can win the game, score a touchdown, and then you have the opportunity to go for two on the road, Monday Night Football, against an undefeated team, or you can kick an extra point like a coward, go to overtime, and think that you can win in overtime against literally Patrick Mahomes.
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Chapter 7: What are the listener roasts and reactions?
Is that a three or is that a four? There's something about his... I've turned on Todd Bowles. I mean, I was never a big Todd Bowles guy, but... This Bucs team fights so hard, and Todd Bowles, you're a coward. Yeah. You're a coward.
It was a cowardly move, and the Bucs very easily could have won that game. They played well. The Bucs were in there the whole time. They were playing hard on defense, and I love Bucky. Bucky's the best. How can you not root for a guy named Bucky?
Yeah, Bucky Irving, Shob White scored. I have a question about Patrick Mahomes. Is he the heir apparent to the Big Ben fake injury? Because Patrick Mahomes gets horrifically injured at least three times a year, and then he's totally fine.
Okay, so be honest. In the moment after it happened, when he's getting carried off the field, they show the replay a couple times. What did you think?
I thought Achilles or knee. It was non-contact. I was watching the game in bed, actually, and I was like, ooh, non-contact.
that's actually way worse and my wife was like why and i just felt like the dumbest person ever i was like well if you get hit like you know you break a bone but like non-contact you don't know what happened total non-answer for me but obviously we've always learned that non-contact is way worse because if it's non-contact then it's probably a ligament or tendon probably if it's a bone you might you might get lucky and it's just a high ankle sprain i
I did not have a good answer for that in the moment. I just completely crumbled under pressure. But yeah, I thought it was Achilles or knee or like they said maybe even his hip. I thought it was Patrick Mahomes. I was like Carson Wentz is going to – I was to the point where I was like Carson Wentz is probably going to win a Super Bowl.
So I got mad. I got so mad when they showed Carson Wentz warming up. You looked good in red. Yeah, I was like, this motherfucker is about to get on the field, force me to watch him play, which brings up big-time PTSD, and be successful. And I was prepared for that.
Carson looked very nervous, and he's probably thankful that he didn't have to go in because he is in the co-pilot seat to potentially win a Super Bowl this year, which is kind of his thing that he likes to do.
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Chapter 8: How does the NFL trade deadline impact team strategies?
Marshawn Lattimore obviously got traded to the Commanders. Huge, huge. I mean, that's a great trade.
It's a good trade. We gave up a third-round pick, and I think we swapped a fourth for a fifth. So essentially what Adam Peters did was he turned John Dotson into Marshawn Lattimore, which is a pretty good magic trick.
Not exactly. We got a third and we got a fifth back as well.
Well, he actually did better than that because the third that we gave up is going to be a much worse draft pick.
But you gave up an extra pick.
But the third that we gave up is going to be a much worse draft pick than what we end up getting from that trade because you had Miami's third rounder.
But you just said you swapped a fourth and a fifth. We swapped a third and a fifth.
Okay, so we swapped a third and a fifth.
Correct. So you gave up more picks.
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