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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Uh, the first one's for me and the others from Tom lay. He's a coworker, also a jets fan. Uh, mine is who's your source inside the jets building and why do they keep showing up for a job? They hate. Okay. And then the followup for Tom lay, uh, what's your fucking problem?

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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You sad, sad boy. Yeah, I mean, it's still possible. Aaron Glenn. Okay. Brian Flores. I'm sure Dolphins fans are probably like, Yeah, take him. I'll take him. That's pretty much it.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Back to the beginning, but he's old now. You don't know how he deals with the new players.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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He's never done this before. Yeah. And the jet season is over. Yeah. And we're winning the Super Bowl this year.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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Do you think that Mike Vrabel wanted to trade A.J. Brown? Yeah, probably. He probably fucking hates him.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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I liked his tackle that he made against the Steelers. Oh, that's good. He had one great release, too.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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No, he was a lecturer. He was incredible. He gave that speech that fired up the team that Aaron Rodgers said was life-changing. Yeah, the life-changing speech.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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Yeah, it's very mean. And then PFT's tweet yesterday was also very nice. What was my tweet? It's part of my meme's birthday. Everybody say something nice about him.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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Have you ever gotten your birthday would be a lot better if you would have got the ball.

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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Can't punch the monitor because we would lose all the files. Storm out? Okay.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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He didn't have a coach all season. See, he's mad. Also, Devontae Adams and Gary Wilson, you should take them.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Yeah, he's a full-blown drug addict. But he had the second best season in the franchise history. Top five quarterback. Top five quarterback. He was top five in everything.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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Don't you guys have to get your finger up your ass now? Memes actually is rooting for us to die.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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Memes, who you got? Mets over the Tigers. Whoa. What do you mean, whoa? Tigers, yeah. I can see the Tigers. Scooble.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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They called goalie interference, even though the goalie reestablished himself. Islanders scored with nine seconds left. Wood got two points over the Columbus Blue Jackets, both fighting for a wild card spot to play the Capitals. And we got absolutely hosed, ended up losing in a shootout and lost one point.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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I was heartbroken memes I'm heartbroken just listening to that I saw the replay it didn't even look like he was in the crease his body might have been in the crease but his skates looked like they were outside right yeah I mean he was in for a second but the goalie was able to reestablish himself it just didn't make any sense brutal so now are you guys you guys are fighting for the last playoff spot yeah we're fighting fighting hard fighting real hard I can't wait for playoffs me too very excited

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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Sorry, the original video was cut short. You hear the celebration, and then it makes it seem like he made it, but there's another video where he knows he missed it and goes, it was this close.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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Okay, all right. Okay. So the original viral post made it seem like he made it.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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All right, memes, go ahead. So he's a lifestyle coach. Okay, already bullshit. Already bullshit. He has a two-hour morning routine. That's pretty much it.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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yeah it's a very christ-like okay yeah so he made that video back in february but the guy there's an original guy from about two years ago who made one of these videos who went viral and he clapped back at him saying uh something forgot i got talked about for two months straight and ain't say a word so he's going back at hall for this for what So Ashton Hall copied this guy. Oh. Yeah.

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SVP Talking Terps & Tournament, Russ Wilson and Jameis On The Giants, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted Guys On Chicks

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This is the OG. What's his name? Morning routine. Drew Walls. And can you read that tweet again? Something forget I got talked about for two months straight and it'd say a word.

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Auburn HC Bruce Pearl, PGA Pro Min Woo Lee, NFL Rule Changes, Someone On The Show Quits The Podcast Mid Episode And FAQ's

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Memes, tell us what's happening in there right now. Max just keeps thinking about how embarrassing it is in his head, and he's throwing stuff against the wall, and he's trying to break the tech deck right now.

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Auburn HC Bruce Pearl, PGA Pro Min Woo Lee, NFL Rule Changes, Someone On The Show Quits The Podcast Mid Episode And FAQ's

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Memes. Give us an update. He hopes one of you guys get into a car accident.

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Auburn HC Bruce Pearl, PGA Pro Min Woo Lee, NFL Rule Changes, Someone On The Show Quits The Podcast Mid Episode And FAQ's

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It could be a good thing just being like, well, we've been losers for the past 15 years. Let's just get everyone out.

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Auburn HC Bruce Pearl, PGA Pro Min Woo Lee, NFL Rule Changes, Someone On The Show Quits The Podcast Mid Episode And FAQ's

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CFB With Kirk Herbstreit, Actor Paul Walter Hauser, The Bears Are A Dumpster Fire, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener FAQ’s

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A timeline. A timeline. January 25th, 2022. Bears hire Ryan Poles. January 26th, 2022. Vikings hire Kwisai Adafi Mensah. Probably fucked that up. January 27th, 2022, Bears hire Matt Eberflus. January 16th, 2022, Vikings hire Kevin O'Connell. Damn.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Oh. Here we go. The worst contract of all time. You guys just let Jonathan Allen walk and you signed Javon Kinlaw.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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He's the king of just like, all right, plays over, 15-yard penalty, Javon Kinlaw. You can't stop the run. You can't do much. He was on a proven deal last year and just didn't prove anything.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Well, I mean, it sounds like he proved something if he got that much money. He got $45 million.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Got a safety, a corner. They also told Peter Schrager that they're not going to leak any information. What? We don't know. They could assign more guys.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Yeah. They'll be announcing everything at 12 o'clock when the official period starts.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Yeah, respecting the league year. So everything that got announced was from the agent or player side. Got it.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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I hope so. But Justin Fields got leaked. Yeah, but that's from the player side. So the player side could leak it. But inside the building, I don't fucking know.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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He also deleted that tweet immediately and then quote tweeted somebody who was just like, yeah, they're not telling anybody anything.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Yeah, we should have. And then it was just a holdoff between him and Joe Douglas. He never came in, got fat, refused to play, didn't get a contract, went to free agency. I love me just breakdowns of these things.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Congrats. We got our guy. Happy for Justin. Happy for Justin. I'm excited. A lot of Bears fans have been DMing me saying he's a lot of fun. Big Cats told me he's a lot of fun. He is. There's also a downside. He's never had a good offensive line. We do have a good offensive line. We have good running backs. We're going to establish a run. We're going to be a run first team.

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John Fanta Talking Final Four, NFL Coach's Picture And Tush Push Being Banned, The Yankees Might Be Cheating, Impractical Jokers Down Bad + Monday Reading

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Volpe's doing it. Bellinger's doing it. Jazz Chisholm's doing it. And I think there might be one more. So three?

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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The 2020 Mountford roster is like one of the greatest rosters of all time. Oh, give it to us. Max pull up. But it's like Cade Cunningham, Scotty Barnes. I'm still taking Moses Moody and Chino Hills. Nem hard. They had like five NBA players.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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Zero percent chance. I root for all your teams to make it to the championship and lose.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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I believe that. Did you bet on BYU? Yeah, I took a money line.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Oh. Yeah, no, that would have been the funniest thing ever. Just somehow they messed up and were like, you know what? A Kyle Neptune-less Villanova team should be dangerous.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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That's 15 hours. I was with Hank at 11. I went out until like 4.30, went home, took a nap, went back out. Hank was still out from when I started. And then I left early. And then I left, and then he was like...

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, I can't do that. I felt great. I was rejuvenated. It was like I was just starting my day over again.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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St. John's to win it all. I filled out my entire bracket. It's kind of, it's a weird Final Four.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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I love BYU. I just love how they play. And the region they're in, I think they could outrun the teams they're going to play. Shots at you.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Okay. Deal. Okay. I'm a BYU leaver. Please don't say that ever again, Memes. What?

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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They get hot. Hank was also... I also didn't watch the game on Saturday, but you also did not watch the game on Saturday. It was on at the bar. Didn't they get absolutely smoked?

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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By proxy. Yeah. All right. Just wanted to put a little bit of context out there that this is an insane bet that I'm a part of. Max just got thrown into it.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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It was you. No, it was Jack McCarthy. No. It was your buddy. It was Jack versus Rico, and then you were like, oh, yeah, we'll have Max go with Jack, too. Well, Bama's going to lose. What's done is done. Bama has to lose.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yep. And then we're just on. I'm fine with losing immediately and just figuring out who our next coach is.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, I did ask some Villanova people because I've been trying to get in the know of who our next coach is going to be. I'm like, can we opt out of the next tournament to just focus on coaching? And apparently you're not allowed to opt out of the crown.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, he's on the list. Who else is on your list? Jay Wright. I can give you my list. Richard Pitino. I can give you my list. Richard Pitino is on my list. Italian League. My list is... TJ Otzen, what's his name?

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Todd Golden, Will Wade, Tommy Lloyd, Ben McCollum, Ryan Odom, Chris Collins, Mitch Henderson, Richard Pitino, Matt Lengel, Porter Moser. Wait, wait, wait.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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I don't know. He's on my list. You think he's Villanova material? He's on your list. He's on my list. John Shire? Yep. He's on your list? Sure. He can be on my list.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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arguably championship dna what about jay wright jay wright owns the list oh he runs the list he runs the list what do you think they'd have to offer jay wright to come back i think they have offered him unlimited money so i think that there is not a number got it what would you personally do to get jay wright as the coach What would you want? I would do anything.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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I just want to know where your line is. My line is high. My line... I miss Jay Wright.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Easy. That's easier than quitting the show. Okay. I would help you with that. He's a BYU Lever.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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BYU Lever. He's just been cackling to himself back here with the mics off just saying BYU Lever over and over again.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Max memes just tells me to look up stuff that we aren't talking about all the time. Are you listening yourself? I am. But he just keeps saying, look this up. Look this up. He's like, look up the hand shin tigers. Why would you say that? Because I guess they shut out the Cubs.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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All right, this person says... Look at the MLB kid tweet. Okay, this says it's actual footage from a different angle fed into AI, which then creates the highlight. Okay, so it is fake. So it's like that really happened, but then they make this angle via AI. This is also... My source is RobJ08, and it has four likes on Twitter.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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The angle is AI. The footage is real. What does that mean? Look at it. I've seen it.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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I would like the Giants because I predicted that. But the Vikings for the Brett Favre storyline. Yeah, that's memes for you. And that means the Jets are going to the AFC Championship.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, I think that was an obvious retaliation to Danny Hurley doing the rings to the Creighton student section on his way out of winning.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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As a Jet. Him walking out with the flag. Well, running out with the flag. Yeah, that's a good one. The most excited I've ever been to watch a football game. The first drive on that Monday Night Football game of this season. I thought we were going to the Super Bowl. And the Devontae Adams Hail Mary. That was good.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, the Denver Broncos game. That was brutal. The Vikings interception. That was brutal.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, Aaron Rodgers would probably still be a jet if Greg Zerline made a couple kicks.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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You blew six fourth-quarter leads. You win those games. You're in the playoffs. Yeah, it's true.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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I think it happened. Me and Max in New Orleans for the Super Bowl. Oh, man.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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Oh, no, baby, baby. No, no, no, no. Yeah, but if he comes and does good.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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Just do a little quarterback swap? If it's Kirk Cousins, I'll kill myself. Oh, no.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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Everybody else is better than Zach Wilson, so that's fine. But Kirk Cousins is just a lateral move from Kirk Cousins to Kirk Cousins.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, but he started the season off so good, and then he fell off a cliff. Also, Schefter said that Sam Darnold's most likely Raiders or Vikings.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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Just put us in the Big East tournament. Anything can happen. Okay.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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I guessed it one time. No, you haven't. You didn't get it. I just guessed it one time. Never. Fuck you.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah. Eagles. Do you guys get nervous about him going to a team that you can't rhyme the Jameis song with? Oh, we'll figure something out. We can figure it out. Because I get worried.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah. That's what I think of. I mean, it's down in Cuyahoga now, so it's like you can think of something. I know. That was a good one.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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I think the Eagles have the tiebreaker over the Vikings, by the way. Oh, they do. They lost to the Rams, and we beat the Rams.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Broke my foot. What do you mean? Listen, sometimes... You get out of a car and you break your foot. That's facts.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Getting out of the car. I slipped. It was rainy. It was rainy night. Were you drunk? Very much so. Yes. Which is a problem.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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I know we had a birthday party during the day. Shout out Quigs. So then we went from that into a dinner where Jack McCarthy and I just had too much red wine. So it's Jack McCarthy's fault. It's Jack McCarthy's fault. And Quigs.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Excuse me. He's still drunk. The doctor today said that I probably will not need surgery.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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You're an athlete. Max, you're not an athlete. I do not want to get the surgery.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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No, yeah, this is terrible. This is so, so, so, so, so, so bad. I woke up this morning, honestly kind of forgot about it. Got out of bed to take a piss. And the battle to get to the bathroom was one of the most difficult things I've ever done. And then I ended up sitting and peeing. And then I just sat there for an extra like 10 minutes because I was like, I can't.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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You were hopping? Zero weight. Zero weight. Is it black and blue? It honestly wasn't as swollen as you would have thought. Or as I would have thought.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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I have to go to a foot doctor at some point this week, like a specialist, to look at it.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Did you get the surgery? No. I did have the surgery. I do not want the surgery. Yeah. Anyone out there... That was when we checked him out. Yeah. Just tell me I don't need to get the surgery.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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No, I think I'm going to be like Lieutenant Dan on bourbon. Yeah. Hank wants me scooting around bourbons. Yeah.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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I'm just not going to eat. I don't know how you're going to eat. I'm just not going to eat. At all? Yep. No eating? Salads. Just salads. What if you lost weight? There's no way. Calories in, calories out. Shake weight. I need to figure out how.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah. No, I'm still going to do some upper body, but that's not really like burning calories.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Can you stop? You guys just keep bringing up things that are going to suck for me. It's reality. I'm worried about that plane. I have to take...

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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So I have to go to Philly. You won't split your pants dancing. I have to go to Philly, take a train to New York, take a train back to Philly, go to Hilton Head, and then come back to Chicago all within the next three weeks.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Bad. Bad. Really, really, shockingly bad. I almost slipped walking here. Yeah.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Also, the elevator to my parking garage is broken right now. I just thought about that.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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nothing nothing except eat nope not gonna eat salads salads salads you can drink you can drink a lot yeah i got some shrimp cocktail today that was nice you're not in danger of falling down so you can get as drunk as you want can you get a dui in a wheelchair um what you ordered shrimp cocktail what yep i got a salad i got a steak salad and shrimp cocktail oh man for lunch today

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah, no. Yeah, see, look at this touchdown dance. So fun. They don't look like they're in sync.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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He was great today. He had one of the best games of his entire career today. I was happy for him.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah. But Nick Sirianni has been really good. Yeah. Like – Everyone gave him a bunch of shit in the beginning of the year, as they probably should have, but he's adjusted, and he's done a really good job with this team.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah, I'll still say the Lions are the team I'm still most scared of. Yeah. For sure.

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Yeah, I think they're going to. They traded for Devin Williams. They also signed Max Fried.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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Saying mobile, mobile is insane. You say it every time, and I had to address it.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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Aaron Rodgers. Daniel Jones. I think I would rather have Justin Fields than bring back Aaron Rodgers.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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Also could be a good rebuilding quarterback. Could be a bridge quarterback. Could be a good enough quarterback to be bad next year to get a good quarterback.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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I was trying to pull up the video that they were talking about. I accidentally pulled up Twitch instead of Twitter because it's X. The Everything app is all happening on X. Action baddie.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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And this was just the first picture that came up. That's an interesting picture. On a boat. Wow, good job, Max. Now I'm just not going to find the video.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Just say birds. Just say birds, Max. Birds are getting older. I mean, I'm going to be excited for opening day. We'll see how we do, but I don't have the highest of hopes for the fill season. Got it.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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Like win or lose. Yeah, win or lose. They were like, we got to get this on and out of here. Jack McCarthy keeps having Max do fake ads and just doing a shoeie with each one. Except me, Truly, and Dove.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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All right, that one is real. The truly one was fake. Okay, let's see the truly one.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah. What's happening? It's over. It is. The Aaron Rodgers experience is officially over. Damn. And the Devante Adams, unfortunately.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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it is a solution because if you look at the the cap hit it's 35 million dollars and you could get five guys with that money compared to one aging receiver and all the toppings a giant bag full of fries yeah it's a good deal on top that's true so what are you gonna do you can draft a quarterback

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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You could draft a quarterback, but if we're going to suck, I would rather just have fun watching football and just go with Jameis Winston for 17 games. Jameis. Love that. Bridge, but Bridge didn't win a Super Bowl. He said on the part of my tech interview that he wants to be a Bridge quarterback and he wants to win a Super Bowl. I'm sold. He's the guy, 17 games.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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Nobody's given him a shot for 17 games since the Buccaneers. Actually, the Saints did. He started off 5-2, beat the number one team in the NFC, then got hurt.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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Seriously injured. But if he comes to the Jets, starts all 17 games, number one seed, Super Bowl.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

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Yeah. I'm happy that every, all you guys keep getting it.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

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So Pug was editing the podcast. It was his first time listening to it. And out loud, Pug just goes, I can't believe you fell for this.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Maybe this is Spotify exclusive. Yeah. So we got to be close to that 500. Bump us up, Spotify. Yeah.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

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It's Eagles week. It's Eagles week. New Orleans is a very happy place.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

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No, no. I have a prediction that over the next week we're going to be very Eagles-focused. Yes.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Last good sports movie. The Adam Sandler basketball one was good. Oh. Oh, yeah.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Mr. Pear's been in hibernation. I bought a tortoise that hibernates.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Yes. I have a plan for next football season, though. To stimulate it? Uh-oh. How are you going to stimulate it? I have a plan. Okay. I can't tell you the plan, but there is one. Why? Because Mr. Pear might hear?

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

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It's a plan. You guys can't know the plan. Okay. What is going on?

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Three years ago? Yeah. Had Mark on the calendar. I was like, don't let the pit get you before New Orleans.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Memes, what's the number? I'm thinking. You picked 8? No. Let's go 8.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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I believe Quentin Williams, Garrett Wilson, Xavier Gibson, Irv Charles. Oh, shit, dude.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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A ton of reserves. But there's like second reserve, third reserve. There's tiers.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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He's an owner killer. Oh, that is true. Yes. So his final two years of the Panthers.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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He sold the team. And then the final is last two seasons of the commanders. How many? He was there for three. Yeah, that's true. And then they. Damn, that's a good spin zone.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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There's no way that's true. We had a wide receiver, but it was technically special teams.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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All right. Positive. It's their fifth kicker. There was also a stat that the Jets signed five players from the Commanders, which would line up for Ron and Barry getting the job. Who'd they sign? I'll have to pull up the tweet. But it was Greg Joseph. They signed a D lineman, a cornerback.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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I believe so. And then in the final act, I think they're going to get him killed because we— Oh, my God. Our right guard was DNP, and Morgan Moses, who the right tackle, was also a DNP today. So if we don't have either of them, we'll lose out. Aaron Rodgers just might get sacked a thousand times.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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We were watching with the sound off, but it was just like, wait, what happened? I thought we were inside the tent. And then it was just Parker Jones.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

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A lot of tortellini with crumbled sausage. It was so good. Wait, how many times did you eat that? Like four times. Oh, okay. I just wanted to.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I'm a huge fan of burgers. Fries are good. Can't go wrong with Shake Shack. It's awesome.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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On and off. Did you do any reading? I read some headlines. Yeah? Yep. Did you read anything below the headline? I read some things below the headline.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Well, we have to see if any other reporters fact check that. But I'm going to wait for more information to come out.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Mike Silver, who RG3 came on the podcast, called him a liar. Diana Rossini, who I've came on this podcast, called her a liar. And Zach Rosenblatt.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Yeah, but I also told Hank about this a month ago that it was possible that we were the shadow GMs. Oh, you did? I did. Because it was like week by week, Devante Adams. We said Devante Adams. They signed Devante Adams. We said Hasan Reddick. They signed Hasan Reddick. It was week by week. So he might actually listen to the podcast.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Yeah, and I unfortunately have to defend my quarterback. So if you have a vax, you're bad.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Yeah. Yeah, and then Woody always does talk to the refs before the game, which is weird. He does? Yeah.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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So that is true because Ryan Fitzpatrick went on a podcast a couple weeks ago. He said that OneJet Drive is like one of the greatest places.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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It's just we have a fan that's in charge of our team and makes reactionary decisions and goes, we lost one game, everybody's got to go. That's awesome, though. Yeah. That's kind of the dream. That's why we need Mike Vrabel, who's a winner.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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You see who else they interviewed for their GM job? Who's that? Who's that? Nagy? Matt Nagy? Was it Matt Nagy? No, Jim Nagy. Jim Nagy. The guy who runs the Senior Bowl. So we might just get everybody from the Senior Bowl.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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But I think this adds to his, like, I'm telling my story so nobody else can twist it. Legend. Aura. Like, I'm actually a good teammate. Jordan loves my guy. Yeah. I might not come back next year, but I might come back.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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There's a win-by-win calculator for the playoffs. I was trying to find that for the Bengals. If they win versus the Browns, it's 12%. But if they win versus the Broncos, it could be 65%.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Izzy. Izzy two touchdowns this weekend. Izzy two. Oh, yes. I might have to start Izzy.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Hank, 15.5 points first. Me and Big Cat, 15 points. PFT, 13. Max, also 13. Oh.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Sammy Sosa. Hey, Danny. You want a little dust on the table? Oh, my sit-em is weird podcasters like you guys trying to make me feel uncomfortable in a van. Didn't want to talk about OJ. Yeah, didn't want to talk about OJ. The juice, the juice is loose. My sleeper is Josh Allen. I think he's going to score some touchdowns. Josh Allen. Need it.

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Chris Long Talking Divisional Round, Adam Schefter On Coaching Carousel, Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

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There was a report that Aaron Glenn is... He wants the Jets. Jets fans want Aaron Glenn, which means we're going to make the wrong choice.

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Chris Long Talking Divisional Round, Adam Schefter On Coaching Carousel, Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

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I think they just also put in a request to interview the D.C. for the Packers. I don't even know what they're doing at this point.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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So there's a light in there that I guess I haven't noticed until now, and I've just been staring at it. Now my eyes are all fucked up.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Which light? That's above your left shoulder. And you just started staring at it and couldn't stop? Yeah. What are you, a moth? I was looking at the screen, and then I was seeing dots, so now I got sunglasses. You look ridiculous wearing sunglasses during a podcast.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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I think this is going to be a shit-kicking. By? The Jets. Okay. This is actually my game of the year. Oh, okay. I think they're going to take all the frustrations out of this dog shit season onto the Jaguars this Sunday. And that's it.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Yeah, you guys want to hear the sad stat of the day? Yeah. Aaron Rodgers averages 260 yards for the next four games. He'll be the single season passing leader of the New York Jets.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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If he averages 260 yards a game for the next four games, he'll be the single season passing leader of the Jets. That seems like a lot of yards, though. Yeah. Yeah, but he's kind of in that range. And it's an extra game. Yeah. Yeah, but still.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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I keep accidentally ordering hot chocolate. Oh. How many hot chocolates do you have?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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And I had Pug get it twice. Where are you ordering these from? No free ads.