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CFB With Kirk Herbstreit, Actor Paul Walter Hauser, The Bears Are A Dumpster Fire, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener FAQ’s

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A timeline. A timeline. January 25th, 2022. Bears hire Ryan Poles. January 26th, 2022. Vikings hire Kwisai Adafi Mensah. Probably fucked that up. January 27th, 2022, Bears hire Matt Eberflus. January 16th, 2022, Vikings hire Kevin O'Connell. Damn.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah. Eagles. Do you guys get nervous about him going to a team that you can't rhyme the Jameis song with? Oh, we'll figure something out. We can figure it out. Because I get worried.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah. That's what I think of. I mean, it's down in Cuyahoga now, so it's like you can think of something. I know. That was a good one.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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I think the Eagles have the tiebreaker over the Vikings, by the way. Oh, they do. They lost to the Rams, and we beat the Rams.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Broke my foot. What do you mean? Listen, sometimes... You get out of a car and you break your foot. That's facts.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Getting out of the car. I slipped. It was rainy. It was rainy night. Were you drunk? Very much so. Yes. Which is a problem.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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I know we had a birthday party during the day. Shout out Quigs. So then we went from that into a dinner where Jack McCarthy and I just had too much red wine. So it's Jack McCarthy's fault. It's Jack McCarthy's fault. And Quigs.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Excuse me. He's still drunk. The doctor today said that I probably will not need surgery.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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You're an athlete. Max, you're not an athlete. I do not want to get the surgery.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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No, yeah, this is terrible. This is so, so, so, so, so, so bad. I woke up this morning, honestly kind of forgot about it. Got out of bed to take a piss. And the battle to get to the bathroom was one of the most difficult things I've ever done. And then I ended up sitting and peeing. And then I just sat there for an extra like 10 minutes because I was like, I can't.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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You were hopping? Zero weight. Zero weight. Is it black and blue? It honestly wasn't as swollen as you would have thought. Or as I would have thought.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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I have to go to a foot doctor at some point this week, like a specialist, to look at it.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Did you get the surgery? No. I did have the surgery. I do not want the surgery. Yeah. Anyone out there... That was when we checked him out. Yeah. Just tell me I don't need to get the surgery.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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No, I think I'm going to be like Lieutenant Dan on bourbon. Yeah. Hank wants me scooting around bourbons. Yeah.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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I'm just not going to eat. I don't know how you're going to eat. I'm just not going to eat. At all? Yep. No eating? Salads. Just salads. What if you lost weight? There's no way. Calories in, calories out. Shake weight. I need to figure out how.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah. No, I'm still going to do some upper body, but that's not really like burning calories.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Can you stop? You guys just keep bringing up things that are going to suck for me. It's reality. I'm worried about that plane. I have to take...

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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So I have to go to Philly. You won't split your pants dancing. I have to go to Philly, take a train to New York, take a train back to Philly, go to Hilton Head, and then come back to Chicago all within the next three weeks.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Bad. Bad. Really, really, shockingly bad. I almost slipped walking here. Yeah.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Also, the elevator to my parking garage is broken right now. I just thought about that.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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nothing nothing except eat nope not gonna eat salads salads salads you can drink you can drink a lot yeah i got some shrimp cocktail today that was nice you're not in danger of falling down so you can get as drunk as you want can you get a dui in a wheelchair um what you ordered shrimp cocktail what yep i got a salad i got a steak salad and shrimp cocktail oh man for lunch today

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah, no. Yeah, see, look at this touchdown dance. So fun. They don't look like they're in sync.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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He was great today. He had one of the best games of his entire career today. I was happy for him.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah. But Nick Sirianni has been really good. Yeah. Like – Everyone gave him a bunch of shit in the beginning of the year, as they probably should have, but he's adjusted, and he's done a really good job with this team.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah, I'll still say the Lions are the team I'm still most scared of. Yeah. For sure.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah, I think they're going to. They traded for Devin Williams. They also signed Max Fried.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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I'm a huge fan of burgers. Fries are good. Can't go wrong with Shake Shack. It's awesome.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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On and off. Did you do any reading? I read some headlines. Yeah? Yep. Did you read anything below the headline? I read some things below the headline.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Well, we have to see if any other reporters fact check that. But I'm going to wait for more information to come out.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Mike Silver, who RG3 came on the podcast, called him a liar. Diana Rossini, who I've came on this podcast, called her a liar. And Zach Rosenblatt.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Yeah, but I also told Hank about this a month ago that it was possible that we were the shadow GMs. Oh, you did? I did. Because it was like week by week, Devante Adams. We said Devante Adams. They signed Devante Adams. We said Hasan Reddick. They signed Hasan Reddick. It was week by week. So he might actually listen to the podcast.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Yeah, and I unfortunately have to defend my quarterback. So if you have a vax, you're bad.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Yeah. Yeah, and then Woody always does talk to the refs before the game, which is weird. He does? Yeah.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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So that is true because Ryan Fitzpatrick went on a podcast a couple weeks ago. He said that OneJet Drive is like one of the greatest places.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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It's just we have a fan that's in charge of our team and makes reactionary decisions and goes, we lost one game, everybody's got to go. That's awesome, though. Yeah. That's kind of the dream. That's why we need Mike Vrabel, who's a winner.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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You see who else they interviewed for their GM job? Who's that? Who's that? Nagy? Matt Nagy? Was it Matt Nagy? No, Jim Nagy. Jim Nagy. The guy who runs the Senior Bowl. So we might just get everybody from the Senior Bowl.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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But I think this adds to his, like, I'm telling my story so nobody else can twist it. Legend. Aura. Like, I'm actually a good teammate. Jordan loves my guy. Yeah. I might not come back next year, but I might come back.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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There's a win-by-win calculator for the playoffs. I was trying to find that for the Bengals. If they win versus the Browns, it's 12%. But if they win versus the Broncos, it could be 65%.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Izzy. Izzy two touchdowns this weekend. Izzy two. Oh, yes. I might have to start Izzy.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Hank, 15.5 points first. Me and Big Cat, 15 points. PFT, 13. Max, also 13. Oh.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Sammy Sosa. Hey, Danny. You want a little dust on the table? Oh, my sit-em is weird podcasters like you guys trying to make me feel uncomfortable in a van. Didn't want to talk about OJ. Yeah, didn't want to talk about OJ. The juice, the juice is loose. My sleeper is Josh Allen. I think he's going to score some touchdowns. Josh Allen. Need it.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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So there's a light in there that I guess I haven't noticed until now, and I've just been staring at it. Now my eyes are all fucked up.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Which light? That's above your left shoulder. And you just started staring at it and couldn't stop? Yeah. What are you, a moth? I was looking at the screen, and then I was seeing dots, so now I got sunglasses. You look ridiculous wearing sunglasses during a podcast.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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I think this is going to be a shit-kicking. By? The Jets. Okay. This is actually my game of the year. Oh, okay. I think they're going to take all the frustrations out of this dog shit season onto the Jaguars this Sunday. And that's it.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Yeah, you guys want to hear the sad stat of the day? Yeah. Aaron Rodgers averages 260 yards for the next four games. He'll be the single season passing leader of the New York Jets.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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If he averages 260 yards a game for the next four games, he'll be the single season passing leader of the Jets. That seems like a lot of yards, though. Yeah. Yeah, but he's kind of in that range. And it's an extra game. Yeah. Yeah, but still.

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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I keep accidentally ordering hot chocolate. Oh. How many hot chocolates do you have?

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Nick Foles In Studio, Week 15 Picks And Preview With Bonus Hank Conspiracy Corner, TNF Clunker + Fyre Fest of The Week

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And I had Pug get it twice. Where are you ordering these from? No free ads.