Timm Woods
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All the other people doing this adventure have been playing it hard mode. Do you want to play it hard or easy mode?
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You got to play hard teams to win. You touch where it says enemy difficulty easy and immediately it's the slider starts to move over and now it is set to hard.
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Absolutely, yes.
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Absolutely. And you feel like the mountain shudder just a little bit. And he says, all right, now you're playing without sliders. Well done, well done. I wanna watch. And Poopy Stinks is gonna be following us, it seems, deeper into the mountain. And maybe occasionally insulting our performance or something like that.
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But at this point, to see what order we are gonna be going in today, I'm gonna ask everybody to roll their d20, the 20-sided die, And I'm going to be adding your dexterity bonuses to see what order our characters are going to go in.
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17. 17. Ehrlich, you have a plus two on this, so that's a 19 total for Ehrlich. Two. Two, okay.
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10 for Hippo Maximus, that's a plus one, so you got an 11 total, Hippo Maximus. So, Erlich, you are actually gonna be going first today.
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Leader, our leader. Just walk out in front of us, sir, we'll catch up in a second.
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There is a staircase leading down deeper into the mountain, and you can even make out dusty footprints that seem to indicate the thieves did go up and down these stairs. There's also an annoying orc slash troll named Poopy Stinks Around, and that's about all we're dealing with so far. What would you like to do? Can I, uh... Disguise myself? You certainly could.
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In fact, when we last saw you on our last adventure, you had been disguised as the orc archer who fell off the cliff when Wayne had been tantalizing him along with a mixture of money and his stepsister as bait. So you have definitely already been an orc disguised. You can use another spell slot to switch to another disguise. I would like to do that. What do you want to change into?
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Let's go with Shredder.
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A Shredder suddenly appears where you had been standing, Erlik. Shredder looks massive and scary. You're a gnome, so this is sort of like you're inside of a big tent. It's like moving around with you, but this illusion is much bigger than you, and so you now look like Shredder 100%, big scary ninja lord. Awesome time. Absolutely, 100%.
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It's their word, actually. You certainly used your action to cast Disguise. I would even say maybe that's your bonus action. Was there anything else you want to do on your turn? Currently, we are just all shredders. No one can, I used to always tell who is what shredder, as it were.
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You can certainly look down the stairs, try to scout around, see what you can see. You could head down the stairs either sneakily or in an obvious way and check out what's going on down there. Or you could... Could I do a burning hands, launch a cone of fire ahead of me? You certainly could. However, the Burning Hands only goes about 15 feet.
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And when you look down the stairs, you don't see anybody within 15 feet, though there could be somebody who's invisible or something like that. It's totally up to you. All right, so I'll just scout that.
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That would be a perception check. You want to roll a d20 plus your perception skill bonus, if you have a perception skill bonus. I don't think you do, so your wisdom modifier would just be a plus one here. 19. 19, plus one is a dirty 20, we would say. And so with the dirty 20, you are immediately noticing what is at the bottom of these stairs.
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They go about 20 feet down, and they open into an octagonal room. The stairs are heading down to the north. And then once you get to the bottom of the stairs, you can tell that straight ahead against the northern wall is a big dwarven statue holding two axes up in the air. He's kind of armored in a sort of way that looks a little bit like a ninja lord, maybe like a shredder.
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And then on the eastern side is another dwarven statue with a big axe. On the western side, a third dwarven statue with a big axe. In between each statue, there is a pair of doors. So double doors on the northwest and double doors on the northeast. Two sets of double doors with three statues interspersed between them. However, with a 20, you can tell one important detail. What?
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These doors are sealed and trapped in such a way that you know the statues have hinges on their elbows and shoulders. These axes will come down upon you if you try to open these doors. So you know that before you even head down the stairs. These are two sets of trapped doors right now. Did you want to go try anything down there, or?
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Thank you for letting me know that. So none of us know the information I just said. And Erlik, great turn.
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Wayne, that is now your turn. What would you like to do? Okay, I'm not allowed to know about the statues, right? You don't. Don't know about the statues yet. He hasn't said anything to you.
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Go ahead and roll. Well, you don't have to roll anything to go down the steps. You get down the steps, you can immediately see three Dwarven statues. You can see the doors. Just don't know anything else about them. Would you like to examine them?
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Roll me a d20 plus your investigation skill. Do you have the investigation skill under skills by any chance? I use a skill. I have perception. Perception is what you can use then in that case. That's going to be better than whatever your investigation would have been.
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Can I use my hands to manipulate? I allow that 100%. Yes, definitely. All right. Seven. Seven. Plus five. Plus five with a 12. You are trying to wiggle these statues. It's not working really right now, though. There's something about the arms that might move. I would let you try again if you want, but then if you don't succeed, you might be risking stuff.
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Like, you could try to really push these statues and take a risk on it. I don't think anything bad can happen. No. Okay, yeah, I'll try again. Absolutely. Try one more time. Roll again. 18. 18 plus five. Here's the thing. At the very last minute, as you're really trying to push the arm and all of a sudden it starts to shift, you're like, wait, wait, wait. It's going to drop the axe on me.
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You don't do that. And instead, you get to the top of the statue. And I like what you said about the head. So I'm going to say the trigger for this secret door that you just discovered was shifting the head. As soon as you tilt the head, the eastern wall behind the eastern statue shifts. starts to slide open. It was a secret door.
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But not to a speakeasy, it seems like there's another staircase now going down to the east that opens up into a big dwarven hall. Kind of think Moria, where the pillars seem to be disappearing into the distance. You can tell that there is a big room down these stairs. And you did not set off any traps. Congratulations. Nice. Now, that was your action.
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As a bonus action, would you like to inspire any of your teammates? Yeah, I'd love to inspire my teammates.
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Who's up next? In theory, it would be Greg. Yeah, I'll inspire Greg. Thank you.
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You shout that down the stairs, is that right? Okay, 100%. You kind of shout that, and Greg, you know, whoever's down there, they're at the very least going to think that you're probably cute.
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Is Greg's husband upset about this? You do notice that your husband, the High Priest Horngram, I'm going to roll to see how upset he is. The higher I roll, the more he heard that. Do you want him to be upset? Don't make him a little jealous? He seems like he puts the little horn up to his ear to try to hear what's going on. He didn't hear that at all. He never listened.
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He also healed all of us for our wounds. He is a healer. So we're all good. We're all at full hit points. Your husband touched us.
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Absolutely. I do feel like he is agreeing that your whole marriage ceremony was accidental, but entirely legally binding. So he's like, it's unfortunately a multi-month process to go through Dorvan divorce court. So it's going to take a while, but we can get the process started. And he kind of looks down a little sad. If you... if that's what you want.
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Do I have some sort of like, bracers on my hands, gloves? Yeah, I would say so, probably spikes on them. Do they fit?
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Oh my gosh, you absolutely can if you want to do that. He is looking rather sad and heartbroken, and you have a sword that you could slay him with right now. You also have a lance you could impale him with.
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So you told him you want a divorce. I've been lancing my husband, yeah. He's pretty upset about it. Do you get on your moth to charge him with the lance? I feel like that's only right.
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You're giving him a mercy killing from behind. You never do. Roll a total of three times. You get one advantage because you're on your moth's back. You get another advantage because you're surprising him. And I'll be honest, he doesn't see it coming. So roll a d20 three times and take the highest result. Did you pick a name for the moth yet, Nick?
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20? You can stop rolling. No better number better than that. So I don't even need a dice roll for this. Even without smiting him, that is an insta-kill on High Priest Horngrim. I'm widowed. You are now a widower. What a hundred percent. Absolutely.
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You've still got Little Shredder the Moth. And lest I forget, I also want to remind Norm the Barbarian, you have Magnus Steeltoe, a dwarf who came from the bar to hang out with you. He escorted us to the mountain, and now he's just having a good time drinking. And I also just want to remind you, because you may need to remember this, Ehrlich, you do have an imp.
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Last time, I forgot about your implola. Lola may be the difference between life and death for you today, so just a reminder. But Greg, your husband is now dead. What would you like to do with the rest of your turn?
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Oh, yes, you certainly could. Please roll for me either an insight skill check or perception, whichever skill you have. Do you have either of those?
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Okay, then you would have a plus one from wisdom for investigating the crime scene here.
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Just roll a d20 and you're adding plus one because you don't have either of those skills, just wisdom.
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13 plus one is a 14. You're going to get one clue about this crime scene. What is the thing you want to know the most? What direction the killer escaped from? Ooh, interesting. You are now noticing that somehow maybe while we were resting and getting healed by your late husband, you are noticing someone must have snuck out of the room and gone down the very stairs that we are now going down.
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So they're down here ahead of us, whoever killed Great Ulf and took the stepsister. Really good stuff.
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That is going to bring us to Hippo Maximus next.
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Yeah, tragic.
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So I'm going to want to check down those steps. 100% you can. We've revealed the secret door. That was the big test in the first room. And now you can see down the stairs, it opens up into some multi-pillar big dwarven hall. But from the top of the stairs, we can't see the whole room. So you could go down the stairs. You can make a perception check from the top of the stairs.
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You can do whatever you want. I want to go right down those stairs. Are you going in human form or turning into an animal first? You might want to see what's down there before you turn into an animal. Yeah, I would like to stay in human form for now. That makes complete sense. So you start to go down the stairs.
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Now, this is an area where because we picked a different difficulty, the AWOs who have played this adventure would be expecting you to see something. When you get down to the bottom of the stairs, you see a dwarven hall with six pillars. There's a bunch of dwarves leading out of here. To the left, there's two doors on the northern wall. To the right, there's two doors on the southern wall.
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And then straight ahead on the eastern wall is a throne, a big dwarven throne with a door behind that. five different doors to pick from. And there's a bunch of beds in the middle of the floor, sleeping bags around a campfire. Like somebody has been hunkering down in here and using this as like a base of operations kind of, but you don't see anybody in this room though.
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When you listen, you think you hear someone, but you don't see them. What would you like to do?
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I do not have the perception skill. Then you would have a plus three from your wisdom because you are a very wise character as a druid. So I'm rolling a d20? d20 plus three. Okay. That would be a 16. 16 plus 3 is a 19. Here's the first thing I'm going to tell you. You understand what's going on here. There are people in the room with you. They are using magical invisibility, you think.
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I'm going to ask for you to roll a knowledge check for me. You also know there are at least two, maybe three, maybe more individuals in this room. Giving very Foot Clan vibes, I would say. Very sneaky, very invisible. This seems like a Harry Potter situation. Very much. Roll me a d20 plus your nature skill.
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If you can roll really well on this, you might have a clue as to who or what these people might be. Unfortunately, all you know for sure is you think you hear the clanking of armor. Like, whoever they are, they're not terribly sneaky, but they are invisible. You can hear them in heavy armor, though, slowly trying to maneuver like they might be trying to surround you right now.
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You still have your action to either cast a spell or do an attack. The problem is you don't see anybody right now. Could I now shape into something else? You certainly could, yes. That would be the final thing you get to do, but you can turn into an animal if you want. And I've put some sample animals down there, but really can turn into whatever animal you want.
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Mm-hmm. If I could.
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Is there, like, could I be, like, a snapping turtle? You could be, yes, 100%. Eight, you could turn into a giant snapping turtle. That would be the size of a human, if not a little bit bigger, with a big spiky shell. And a pretty powerful bite attack, I would say, as well. All right, all right. You turn into a big turtle. You're, like, looking around, not like, where are they, where are they?
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And you even hear somebody, like, whisper, like, oh, shh. under their breath as they see you change into this terrifying animal. Gonna put Snapping Turtle down here so I remember. Best of all, if you take any damage in this form, you lose the turtle hit points, but if you get knocked out of turtle form, if you go down to zero hit points in turtle form, you just turn right back into a human druid.
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Back to Shredder? Back into Shredder, 100%.
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Absolutely. Now, at this point, actually, no, not yet. Something else is going to happen first. Magnus Steeltoe, your good dwarven friend, is by our side right now. Would you like to send him down, or would you like to hold him back or have him do something else? He's ready to start heading down the stairs. I'm with all the guys right now. You are, yeah.
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So he goes rushing down, and it is right after he comes rushing down that all of a sudden, from behind one of the pillars, a crossbow bolt comes flying out right at Magnus, I am going to say. This is an attack against him. It actually just barely misses Magnus, luckily. Magnus, come back. Absolutely. And we see whoever fired that is now visible.
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We see what looks like a giant-sized dwarf of some kind with gray skin and white hair who disappears behind the pillar, but only because he's hiding behind it now. You know he was invisible. He is no longer invisible. Actually, because he was invisible, I need to roll a second time to see if he hits Magnus. No, he still doesn't hit Magnus, luckily. Then, suddenly behind you...
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an axe comes down upon your shell, again with advantage because he's invisible, and you see that, nope, just barely a miss against you because you have a turtle shell. It is just barely deflecting off your shell. A big dwarf in armor, again, gray skin, white hair, and he tries to retreat away from you. The moment he does, you get a free attack against him, Hippo Maximus.
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You can roll me a d20 plus five to see if you can
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12 plus your snapping turtle form would have a plus 5. That is just barely a hit against this guy. Well done. You need a 16 or higher. So roll 2d6, the cube-shaped die. Add him up and add plus 4.
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And this will be the guy with the axe.
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Okay. And then the next one will be a 4. A 4 and a 5 is 9, plus another 4 is going to be 13. You can tell this guy with the axe continues retreating. He's not quite halfway dead yet. And this guy looks pretty tough. Anyone who's looking at these two greyskin dwarves can immediately roll a d20. If you roll well enough, you might know who it is we are fighting right now. I roll?
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Are we all looking at it? Everybody can, 100%. Everybody who is down there right now, which I would say at this point, is everybody. I got a four. Absolutely. I got a two again. I roll a one.
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Wow, absolutely. And Max, you also can try. The problem is you can't communicate because you're in turtle form.
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Turtle power. That's a problem. That would be a six. A six is not enough still.
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A d20, yes.
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You want to roll one d20 to see if you're... And you add a plus two for your nature skill as well. All right, all right. Seven. Seven.
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They have gray skin, white hair, and their eyes are really creepy. No pupils or irises. Pure white. And as they are fighting us, they look like they are vicious and much larger than a dwarf should be. At this point, Norm, if you could just roll for Magnus as well, since he's not dead, he might know what's going on here. Two again. Two again. Actually, he has advantage on this because he's a dwarf.
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Of course he does. And Wayne, you can roll a second time as well because you're also a dwarf. Twelve. Twelve. He might know something about this. Okay. And then, Wayne, let's see if you also know. That's a leaner. Yeah, cocked die. Absolutely. Roll again, 100%.
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I think I double cocked.
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No, okay, fair enough, fair enough. That's a four. No, okay. It was almost a 20. We get the name from Magnus Steeltoe. I'll just say Horngrim might have known the exact answer to this automatically, but he knows that there are different types of dwarves, sir, mountain dwarves, there are hill dwarves, and then there are what is known as the deep dwarves, the duagar.
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They are evil dwarves who, instead of delving down to the earth, come up from the deepest levels of the Underdark and make war upon their surface brethren, the good dwarves who live on the surface. The duagar must have come creeping up from below, burrowed their way into the vault, and it is very likely that They are the ones who have stolen the treasure that we are looking for.
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Duagar would love to get their hands on things like axes and magic weapons created by their surface brethren. And so we know we are fighting some evil dwarves who have the ability to magically enlarge themselves and turn invisible. And so that was Magnus Steeltoe and then the Duagar on their turn. Horngrim is out of initiative. So Poopy Stinks the Orc starts going, oh!
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You guys, you've got to start killing them. Do better, do better. And Norm, we are up to you now. What would you like to do?
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You immediately ready your axe. You go, yeah, get him. Get them, get them. And before he even realizes what you're doing, you're already pivoting in midair and going to hack into Poopy Stinks. Go ahead and, you already have advantage. You get to roll the d20 two times because you're surprising him. But let me ask, are you also going reckless? I'm going reckless.
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16 is great, 100%. 15. 15. So with the 16, and I think you have a plus like seven on your attack. That's a 23. And Poopy Stinks goes, no, my armor's higher too because you set the difficulty to, ah! And it's still enough to hit him. Well done. You are hitting him, but I know how many hit points he has currently. Go ahead and roll 2d6 plus six damage, assuming, of course, you are raging right now.
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That is the d6. Bingo. You want to roll that two times and add six to the total. One. That's bad. That's not great. That's bad. Seven damage so far. Four. Four. Four. That's 11 damage total. And at this difficulty, Poopy Stinks had 10 HP. He is just barely slain with your first attack. Well done. And immediately, I will let you touch the blood stain and move the slider. Touch it.
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We're going back to easy, boys. We don't have Poopy Stinks to get up our ass anymore. You can now tell the Dwaygar with the axe is halfway dead now, everybody.
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His hit point bar just went down. Well done. Sucker. My dick poopy stinks. Absolutely. And nothing more satisfying than getting to kill people that we can't normally kill over the internet.
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You still have one more attack. Okay. Who would you like to deliver it to? There's one Dwaygar who is now, thanks to you, halfway dead. All right, I gotta kill the Dwaygar, right? You can also see a full-strength Dwaygar pointing a crossbow at us. Oh. So you can go after either one.
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You'll easily probably be able to kill the one who has- Let's take the crossbow guy, because then you guys can clean up.
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He's ready to shoot? He's not ready to shoot yet, but he's gonna on his next turn. Which one is stronger? Do we know?
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I like hostage. Yeah, hostage.
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If you kill their allies, it usually makes them easier to surrender, and like Pokemon, they're easier to catch if they're a little weak.
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You'll be running right by him to get to the Dwagar. So just a quick bonus. I'll say as part of your raging bonus action. What do I roll if I get hard? Roll me a d20 if you get a 20. You can tell me if you feel like you should be rolling a second time like if there's double the chance you might have Advantage on this as it were and you roll again.
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Oh, that's up to you to decide Yeah, if you think your character would like it, then I have to roll again. I'm sorry to say yeah
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So close. It's a good kiss though, solid kiss. And you can run to the crossbow Dwaygar at the other side of the room. Norm, the moment you do, suddenly as you are crossing the distance to get into melee with him, another invisible Dwaygar tries to plant a pair of axes into your back as you run past the pillar. that he was hiding behind, I'm sorry to say. Only you had a hard shell on your back.
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He is going to hit you with the first one, and actually he gets another roll, because you're going reckless right now. No, okay, didn't crit. But he hits you with the first one, and then the second one is gonna be... Another hit, I am sorry to say.
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That's two separate hits with two separate hand axes, and he is going to get, for the first hand axe, a total of, looks like it's gonna be five plus three, eight damage. I can handle that. You don't take eight damage. You take four damage from the first attack. The second attack would have been 11 gets halved down to five. So you took nine damage in all.
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You still have 50 HP left out of your 59 right now. You're fine. But partially because of the slider. And so you are absolutely able to either turn back on this guy and attack him or Or go for the full strength guy with the crossbow. But now you know there's two Duagar with full strength, not just one.
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17 is a hit already, but let's see if you crit. 19! 19, I mean even better, you are definitely hitting him for 2d6 plus six damage with your great sword. Four. Four. Two. Two. So six plus six is 12 damage on the Duagar with his double hand axes. He's very much like a Duagar ranger, you think, with double hand axes and his cloak thrown up like he's an extra sneaky Duagar.
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So he actually has a little less hit points than the others. 12 is halfway dead for him. Well done.
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Well done on your turn, Norm. That's both of the attacks that you get. And then Erlik, that is going to bring us back around to the top of initiative with you. At some point, the Dwagar are going to go. We actually got a lot of us in a row before they get a chance to.
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Yes. Thank you for remembering that 100%. Lola absolutely gets to attack. Lola also is the other person here who definitely has the invisibility spell. So she, I'm going to assume, is invisible right now at the beginning of combat, and so she'll have advantage on stinging anybody that she can see. But unfortunately, being invisible does not mean you can see other invisible people.
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She's in rat form right now, then. She can be invisible in rat form. Are you Master Splinter?
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18, there you go. She has a plus five to hit. So with a 23, you're hitting the guy with the crossbow for 1d4 plus three damage with a stinger, a scorpion stinger. And I'm going to say he's coming out of the rat tail for sure. So it'd be the d4. It is the pyramid-shaped die. You're looking for the number on top. Ooh, I'm sorry to say with a plus three, that's four damage against him so far.
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But then the poison kicks in. I would like you to please roll for me three D6s in all and add them up. That's a lot of poison damage. That's three? Three. Give me a six. Three. Okay, six of four. Come on, four. Four, okay, so 10 damage.
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Unfortunately, Duagar being dwarves, dwarves in our group would know, they have advantage on saving throws against the poison, so they're gonna try to shake it off. First is not a success, but let's try the second roll. That is enough to succeed. They're taking half that damage, so five. And then, Duagar are dwarves who take half damage from poison also,
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So it drops down to just two damage instead, I am sorry to say. So that Duagar with the crossbow took six points of damage. They're not halfway dead just yet. But that was only Lola's turn. Lola is now visible, and you can tell that this guy's reaching for a hammer on his back to try to hit Lola and dropping his crossbow. Do you want to do anything to him?
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Absolutely! Eldritch Blast is a huge move for you. That's two attacks. Do you want to aim them both at this guy with the crossbow?
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8 plus 6, I'm sorry to say, is not a hit against this guy. Just barely a miss by 2 points. Now, to be fair, you have an ability that could save you here. You have something called Dark One's Blessing. You get to add a D10 to one roll, but once you do it, it's used up for the whole day. So you only get it once per game. I'll save it. You save it. You get another blast. Roll that other blast now.
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Two plus three is five more damage. Brings the one with the crossbow up to 11 damage. That is just a few points shy of being halfway dead for the one with the crossbow. But so far, so good. You piled up some damage on that one Dwagar. Well done. And Erlik, anything else you wanted to do on your turn? Commanding Lola was the bonus action, your action.
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You could move a little bit and open up a door if you wanted to, but I don't know if now is the right time for that. Yeah, I think we're good.
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What would you like to do? Okay. So I can, I can do my level threes. You can. Absolutely. Those are your most powerful spells. Now you each really only get one of those per day.
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I will point out that your hypnotic pattern ability is a great way to take a prisoner because it won't kill anybody. It'll just hypnotize them and then you can decide do you kill them while they're hypnotized or do you chain them up? Okay, then I would like to hypnotize everybody. Everybody in the room, 100%. Are you trying to avoid all of your teammates or are you not minding if you catch
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Anybody else? Oh, yeah.
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Absolutely. It's a little hard to tell who's a shredder and who's not. Sure, if you look under the hood, you'd be able to. You want to make sure that you get maybe one of the shredders.
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Okay, 100%. I want to keep us safe. It does sound like maybe there is one person beside the Dwaygar getting caught. And so I will first roll for the Dwaygar with the axe. The Dwaygar with the axe who's halfway dead is failing the saving throw and ending up hypnotized. Well done. Just barely. Then the one with the crossbow. He's not getting hypnotized, I am sorry to say.
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So right now we've got one who's still loose, and that's the strongest one right now. And then the one with the hand axes who went for Norm. Good job, dude. Is also failing and getting hypnotized. So we've only got one who is not hypnotized currently. And then... Can't defeat a stronger opponent. You can just... Roll me a perception check to see if you're noticing anything here right now.
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Okay, which one is that? That would be a D20. D20. 18. 18. Plus whatever you are definitely noticing. There's one other invisible person in the room who did not get caught in the hypnosis because you heard them shifting around a little bit, almost like to avoid it a little bit. It was like breathing a sigh of relief that they did not get caught.
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By the way, what hypnotic pattern are you creating that they're now staring and drooling at right now? Hypnotic as in, like, what mood are they in? I mean, hypnotic pattern is usually, like, scintillating lights or, like, some display that is making them stare at it, like, aww. So it would be something that they really want to look at that they can't take their eyes off. A great rack.
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Yeah, there's just these jugs kind of floating in the air. And two of the apparently four Dwaygar in the room right now are just like drooling a little bit. One of them's just sort of like rubbing his hands a little bit.
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So right now. I'm just curious.
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Greg, roll for me. You're not caught in the spell, but you might want to. Yeah, the higher you roll, the more likely it is you are.
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Oh, no, Greg. I rolled a one. A one? I did say, I just said the higher you roll, the more likely you are you are looking at it, so apparently you're not interested in these jugs of blood. I don't care about the perfect round titties at all. Nope, apparently not.
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Just sort of jiggling a little bit. And so you are 100% noticing this, but you're not hypnotized, I'm going to say. Or maybe a little hypnotized. We'll see on your turn. However, it sounds like maybe one other person might be getting caught in this. Roll me a d20 just to make sure you got the right shredder. As long as you don't get a one, you're fine. I got a 10. You're fine, absolutely.
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I am gonna need one wisdom saving throw, which I happen to know you're pretty good at. So you have like a plus five on this. Go ahead and roll me a d20 plus five, but you need a 14 or higher against Wayne's spells. How'd you do? Cocked. Nine. Nine plus five is a 14 exactly. It is just barely enough that you are not hypnotized.
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Well done, absolutely.
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And Wayne, that was your hypnotic pattern spell. You're now aware two of them are hypnotized. Apparently two, Dwaygar, one visible and one invisible in this room are still loose. And that will bring us, did you want to inspire anybody else on your turn now with a bonus action?
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With that inspiration, it is now Greg's turn. Greg, what would you like to do? One of these duagars running away, right? It does seem like two of them are hypnotized. The one with the crossbow looks a little scared and has this scorpion-tailed rat right next to them. And then there is one invisible, and we don't know what they're doing. One's invisible. Yes.
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Doesn't seem like any of them are running away just yet, but they're definitely rethinking their strategy here. I'd like to spin in a circle with my longsword, please. Ooh, interesting. You're hoping to hit multiple Dwagar, is that right? Just because I can't see the invisible one. Oh, interesting. Okay, I like that.
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Are you hoping to hit one of the visible Dwagar, or are you just going to try to spin?
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14 is just enough that when you add your athletics bonus, I was looking for a 15 or higher, you are crashing into something. Now, roll me a d20, but two times, and take the lower number. You have disadvantage because they're invisible to see whether your sword hits them or not. Seven. Seven. And roll one more time. Take the lower note. Eighteen.
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So with the seven plus your long sword, it says you have a plus what to hit? Plus six. Plus six. So seven plus six, thirteen. I'm sorry to say you bumped into somebody. Your sword kind of cut into some armor, but it didn't hit whoever they are. However, you get two attacks per turn. So now you can roll again with disadvantage to try to hit this person.
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You do know where they are. In fact, you don't have disadvantage anymore. I like that. Roll one time to hit them now. What is that?
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It looks like a 13. It's a 13. Absolutely. 13 plus 7 is a dirty 20. And that is going to be a hit. Well done. Now, with your sword, it says you have 1d8 plus 3 damage, I think. Is that right? My longsword is 1d8 plus 3. Absolutely. Now that's what it would be if you don't smite. If you burn up one of your valuable smiting spells, it could be an extra 2d8.
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Or if you burn up a second level one, a very powerful one, that would be an extra 3d8. So you could deal 4d8 plus 3 damage to whoever this is. I'm holding off on smite. You're holding off on smite 100%. So it would just be 1d8 plus 3. That's all.
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This? The D8 would be this one right here. Kind of looks like two pyramids stuck together. Seven. Seven, absolutely seven, plus three is gonna be 10 damage. You hear a grunt from what sounds like a female duagar, as far as you can tell, and I'm gonna roll, because since you hurt them, they might lose their invisibility spell if I get less than a 10 on this.
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So just one roll, they have a good bonus on this. And with a, the number they needed to get was a 10. They got a six plus three is only a nine. They become visible. And that is when you see a familiar face. Step sister. It is a Dwaygar, but it seems as though it is the step sister. sister of Wayne, who of course was not related to him.
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And you are realizing now there are signs of like makeup on her neck still where she was wearing a disguise that would make her look like a surface dwarf. And she has apparently been a duagar this whole time. She was a traitor. She says, I knew I should have left that stupid ogre alive and taken him with me. That simp. But I have the treasure now, me and my friends.
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And the other Dwegr are like, hey, we're not winning this fight right now. And she grabs the axe, and she is absolutely going to try to fight back against you. But it's not her turn just yet, Greg. Greg, amazing turn.
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Sorry, Greg, also, I'm just trying to remember, do you remember what you got on that first attack that would have hit her? I'm trying to remember because I forgot you had bardic inspiration. You could have used bardic inspiration.
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It was low. You're absolutely right. It wouldn't have been enough with the disadvantage. Got it. So you still have bardic inspiration if you need it. Did we try to fuck? His stepsister? So his stepsister did join the adventure. We used her as bait to lure out some orcs. Okay. I don't think any of us tried to fuck her.
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The question was whether Wayne would, but that was really hinging on whether she was a stepsister or a sister.
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In theory, she kept that from us. So that's kind of on her a little bit. So it is an issue possibly. But the good news is she's definitely not biologically related to you now. You can confirm that for sure. And hippo Maximus in snapping turtle form.
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We did establish she had very high charisma. She's a looker, your stepsister. Hell yeah. Still is, even if she has, like, gray skin and white hair. It kind of looks pretty good. And she's giant size now. So if muscle mommies are your thing, that's absolutely the status at the moment. Yep.
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Everyone say the Shredder oath together now, 100%.
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That's pretty wild. Yeah. And Hippo Maximus, you're up to you, and you know the Dwagar are going to go right after your turn. Two of them are hypnotized. Shredette has taken 10 points of damage, but is not halfway dead yet. And the Dwagar with the crossbow is also not hypnotized and is almost halfway dead.
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Also, Hippo Maximus, you do have two healing potions, I'm going to say, that you've been given as a gift. It's the perfect thing to heal if you get injured or just on a long plane ride, you can drink your two healing potions.
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Would they bring me back to... In theory, someone might bust you drinking them and start telling people about you drinking both healing potions, but in theory right now, you could just kind of swallow them whole and heal. I would like to swallow those potions. In theory, you don't need it yet because you haven't been injured yet.
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100%. It's a long dungeon crawl. And you could drink them now. You aren't injured yet. So they really wouldn't benefit you at the moment. I still would like to drink them.
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Absolutely. It's a long adventure. You drink your healing potions real quick.
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And you've still got two Dwagar fighting at the moment, and two who are hypnotized. Just a warning, if their turn comes up, they can and might wake up their hypnotized teammates with an action. It eats up their whole action, but they could get their teammates up and running again. So if I fight these Dwagars, and they...
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You're thinking of attacking them in turtle form?
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Absolutely. Assuming that you are going after one of the duagar who's still currently fighting, do you want to go after Shredette or do you want to go after the one with the crossbow?
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Yeah. Seems almost like they're listening to her like she's giving them orders. Right. And so you can go for the one with the crossbow instead. That's one you might be able to take down with a single hit. Go ahead and roll me a d20 plus five to see if you can hit this Dwaygar. That would be 13. 13 plus 5 is 18. That is a hit against the Duagar. Well done.
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And you've got Lola the rat right next to you. Just a heads up. So two animals are currently fighting this Duagar with the crossbow. You can roll 2d6 plus 4 damage. The Duagar has 11 HP. Sorry, this Duagar has 14 HP left right now. So can I lose hit points? You cannot until they attack you on their turn.
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And to be fair, by being in melee, now the one with the crossbow can't easily get over to their teammates to wake them up. Well done. So this is 2d6, you said? Absolutely. 2d6 plus 4. One six, and a one. A six and a one, so seven plus four is 11 more damage. Brings the swagger up to 22. They have four hit points left. That is all. They are on their last legs. Well done.
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So, and in theory, with your bonus action, you could change back if you're done with turtle form, but if you stay in turtle form, you keep those hit points. Nah, I'm done with the turtle form. I've learned what I need to know about the turtle form. Absolutely, 100%. You change back into druid form. Is that right?
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Unfortunately, not unless you have to spell magic to end this guy's self-spell. Good to know. I just wanted to know.
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Absolutely, just a bunch of shredders. And that is a great turn. You turn back into human form. Is that right?
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Great to see you. Thanks for having me back. It's good to be back. It's awesome.
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Five shredders.
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Shredders hanging out. What a cliche. And so, You are absolutely up to the Dwaygar's turn now. I'm going to roll, and if I roll really high, this Dwaygar is feeling bold and brave enough to try to wake up one of his teammates. But if he does, that's two attacks of opportunity he's going to be provoking. He's not willing to risk it.
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He tries to decide, is he going to go after Lola, or is he going to go after you? Lola, I'm so sorry, but instead of going after the turtle, this Dwagar pulls out his hammer and tries to squish Lola. He needs a 13 or higher, and he's got a plus five on this. I'm sorry to say, with a 17, Lola is getting hit by this hammer. Lola does have 10 HP. You gotta look after your pets.
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This is my ranger garb. You can kind of think of a ranger as, I would say, like a medieval shredder a little bit.
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And this hammer's gonna deal this much plus four. Let's see. Oh! I rolled a natural one. And with only five damage, Lola still has half of her hit points. So Lola's at five out of ten. That is that Dwagar's turn. Then Shredette is going to stand up. Now, the last person to attack her was you.
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She looks at you, takes her hand in the air, and just so you think she's going to do some kind of magic, she does. But it's not to attack you. She starts to wave her hands in her face. Uh-oh. And she begins to fall. fade away and turn invisible again. She's trying to really turn invisible.
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And she points at the bodies on the ground and says, hey, I know you guys are having a lot of fun right now, but I gotta turn invisible. I'm so sorry right now. And she does start to vanish before your very eyes, but you can feel her nearby. You feel her start to move away from you. You can take one free attack against her, but since she's invisible... You have disadvantage on this.
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3. Oh, sorry, that was 1d8 plus 3, right? What's the 2 hit? Plus 6.
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And you just got a 12 on the d20, so plus 6. Her armor class is 18. And was that the lower of the two numbers? That was. Was the 12? Absolutely. That is just barely a hit against her. So you get 1d8 plus three unless you're smiting, in which case you get a lot more damage.
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Shredette?
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Yeah. Now, if you bring someone down to zero hit points, you can say you're dealing not really.
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She knows a lot of secrets, guys.
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Ooh. 4 more damage on Shredette is going to bring her up to 14. You can't tell if she's halfway dead or not. Then again, you just dealt damage to her while she's invisible. Let's see if she maintains her invisibility. And her invisibility is broken. You can see her running behind the throne. She opens up the door behind the throne and tries to run through it. So you did get the free attack.
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And as we pointed out, we did in our last session for the first time both get to the end of the adventure for that day, and no one had gotten killed. So I don't know if that will hold up today or not, but I'm very excited.
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She's no longer invisible thanks to that attack. You can tell with 14 damage, she's very close to halfway dead, but not quite there. And she just disappeared through a door, unfortunately. But but she couldn't have gotten very far beyond that door. So we know it's the fifth door, the one to the east, just behind the throne, that she just ran through.
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We can chase her, no problem, but there's still one conscious Duagar in the room with us, and she ditched the two who were hypnotized. Well done on the Dwaygar turn.
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Magnus Steeltoe now gets to go, and you can have him run up and just roll a D20 plus four.
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Unfortunately, she just ran for it. So right now he's going to help us try to kill the Duagar with the crossbow. That's what we want him to do.
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Nine. Absolutely. And unfortunately, he doesn't have advantage. So unfortunately, he clangs in his fighting with the Duagar, who has his hammer out, who had the crossbow, but not hitting him, unfortunately. That's really cute. And Poopy Stinks is also dead now. So that is going to bring us to you, Norm. Norm, what would you like to do? Shredette ran for it.
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We... We did end things on a very exciting cliffhanger last time. We did decide that we would do the extended version of the Forge of Fury adventure where we completed level one. But now we are discovering there is more to the adventure. I don't expect anybody to remember anything from last time. It's been six months. I had to rewatch the episode.
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There's two Duagar who are hypnotized, and one who has four hit points left and a hammer and crossbow.
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You certainly could. All right, let's kidnap her. If you chase her, you run behind the big throne, kick that door open, and sure enough, it's a dead-end room. It looks like it's the war room of the ancient dwarves. There's a table with all these maps on it. of the mountain on the table. So that's good information for us.
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This is a map of the level we're on that has labeling on it in Dwarvish, which Wayne can speak. And standing on the table like a badass, Shredette is standing there with her awesome greatsword pointed at you. She's nervous because she's no longer invisible, and she says, bring it! And you can absolutely attack her. It's kind of hot.
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Since she's visible, you can aim to knock her out, or you could just roll intimidation and try to get her to surrender, though you can do that after attacking it. All right, so let's get her to surrender. Do you want to attack her first and then see if she'll surrender? The more you injure her, the more likely she'll surrender.
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The higher you roll, the tighter you clench.
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It's an 18.
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You're like, is this thing scanning? Is this one of those attachments? I think you do this and you realize you don't have a card in your hand anymore. And you kind of got to fish it out. Like a Chinese finger trap. That's really good. That's really good.
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Greg knows exactly what he's doing. Well, the credit card was my fingers. Oh, it was just your fingers. They were stuck for a moment. But with your strength, you yank them free at the very last minute. They're like swollen a little bit.
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So you can roll two times on the first attack. Who says no?
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Absolutely. Seven, that's not great. Seven is not great. With a plus six to your attacks, I think, or even a plus seven, it might be. Unfortunately, that is not going to be a hit. But you get two attacks, so you can roll again with advantage because you went reckless.
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Incidentally, Norm, all the barbarian AWLs, when I run the game for them and I ask them whether they go reckless, they say, just like Norm. You know it, Tim. Absolutely. They all want to be like Norm. So you can roll two times on the d20 again. 11. 4. Ooh, now the 11 was the higher roll. Can I just ask you to check your sheet?
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So I will give us some highlights of what happened last time. I first want to say that Norm the Barbarian, just a reminder, did go to the bar and chug the boot in record time. That was a big part of the beginning of last time and won over the hearts and souls of all of the dwarves in the town of Blassingdale by setting a new record on chugging. So big celebrity in town for sure.
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That means you got an 18, and 18 is the number you needed to hit, Trident. Go ahead and roll 2. Gotta be 18.
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Dirty 18.
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A 2d6 is absolutely plus 6. Five and five. Five and five is amazing. With 16 more damage, Shredette is up to 30 damage. One more attack will take her down for sure. She is way more than halfway dead. You think she has maybe like five HP left, and you can take her down. Well done. But she's fighting with you.
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Mm-hmm. 16. I am looking for a 20 or higher. What is your intimidation bonus?
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Plus one! I am sorry to say it is not quite enough, unfortunately. But it's only because Shredette is a true badass. Any one of the other Dwaygar would have surrendered with that roll. She is still fighting, and she's looking to see if she can run out around you. Good luck. She probably can't pull that off. Absolutely. And Erlik, this is going to bring us around to you again.
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What would you like to do?
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He's got four HP left. Smart move. Go right ahead and try to sting him. Ten. Ten. Ten plus five is a 15. You'd be missing by a single point with that, I'm sorry to say. So close. So he's still hanging on right now. What would you like to do with your action?
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Absolutely, you can try to charm her. You cast Charm Person on Shredette. It works, and I get one saving throw. If I don't get a 14 or higher, and she has only a plus one on this, then she is charmed by you.
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Like we say in the mirror every morning.
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with a plus or a bonus. The total, and she needed a 14 to avoid being charmed. The total is a 13. She is charmed by you, Ehrlich, just barely. And she starts to look at you with little hearts rising from her head in an admiring way. She's saying, I'll get my way past you, barbarian. And then when I, whoa, wait a minute. Who's that shredder over there?
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For some reason, compared to all the other shredders, that one shredder, for some reason, is like really good looking. I don't know why. And she can't put her finger on it. Anytime you make a persuasion check on her, you now have advantage for the duration of the next hour, after which she will be like, what the fuck was happening to me?
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And she will start to realize that she was under a charm spell. But well done, Erlik. Was there anything else you wanted to do on your turn?
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I believe your character actually speaks Dwarvish. At the very least, Gnomish is based off of Dwarvish. So go ahead and roll an investigation check. D20 plus investigation. Great bonus action there. 16 plus 5. Absolutely. And just so you know, as you're looking at the maps, she was standing on the table.
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So you look at the maps and you see her feet and she takes one step closer to you and then another step. And you kind of look up and you realize she's standing right above you and says, well, hello there, handsome. And what was your total on that? Sixteen. Sixteen. With a sixteen, you're going to learn two important facts.
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First of all, before you learn any of those facts, I'm going to tell you right now, it's clearly a map of the dungeon you're in right now. There's a map of the upper floor. There's also a map of this floor. And now you can tell there's labeling marked on this room. It says war room. And it even says like stepsister Shredette sleeps here, like hangs out here.
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Nobody else is allowed in the war room unless I give you permission. But there's runes labeling the other four doors that we don't know about. Which door do you want to know about first? You're going to learn about two things in this period of time. You get to pick northwest, northeast, southwest, or southeast.
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Absolutely.
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Apparently, they have labeled in Dwarvish that this is an old Dwarven temple beyond on the northwestern door. She has written, treasure, question mark? Like, she's not sure if there's treasure, meaning that whatever treasure she has, it's not that treasure.
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But it also says, on the door, a little arrow's pointing to the door into the temple, and it says, and you did remember there were like runes on the door, but they were tiny and hard to read, and it says, riddle, when it points to that door for some reason. So there might be treasure, there's a riddle on the door apparently, and it says Old Dwarven Temple.
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And then there's a symbol that just says Danger inside of that temple. So that's what you learn first. You've got northeast, southwest, and southeast. Let's go Southwest. Southwest. Southwest is labeled Old Kitchen. And then it says Wizard, Old Dwarven Wizard, Animated Furniture. Danger. Hmm. Weird. And that is all you have time to learn about so far right now, I will say.
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Absolutely. Greg with two Gs, the paladin, I did want to remind you that you did get some good information and potions and stuff when you went to the local temple. You also did get a husband as well. You did put a wedding ring on the high priest.
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And that is Erlich's bonus action. Well done, Erlich. That is going to bring us to Wayne next. And none of us know that information just yet. Wayne, what would you like to do? Currently, your sister's charmed, but still fighting us at the moment, unless... Sorry, did you ask the sister to not... Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? I gotta take a piss.
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Do you tell the sister to stop fighting us, or do you tell her to keep fighting them? Keep fighting. Keep fighting. Absolutely. She's still fighting us. So is the Duagar who had the crossbow. So we've got two Duagar who are still fighting us at the moment, Wayne.
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Surrounded by shredders suddenly.
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We'll take the masks off. You absolutely can see Erlik and either cast spells or move into melee with him.
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Actually, I was mistaken. Now that I think about it, you actually have two level three spell slots at level six.
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Absolutely. Go ahead and you create this zone of truth that no one can lie in. I'm going to roll for your stepsister. And perfect. You know she can't lie now. You could also cast it in such a way that it covers Ehrlich and in such a way that it will also cover Norm, who's in that room.
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Absolutely.
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You cover Ehrlich as well. So both of them are in the zone of truth. He's going to have to roll to see if he can lie or not. But definitely your stepsister is not lying at the moment. You say, what do you see in this guy? And she blurts out, I don't know. He just seems like the kind of shredder that I'm into. And I think I might even be charmed. Wait, what? And she says that out loud.
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She gets another saving throw now, but I'll say maybe with disadvantage because he's already charmed. Yeah, unfortunately, she says, maybe I'm even charmed. And she goes, oh, I guess I'm charmed by his personality. She's confused a little bit right now. It's starting to like, she's like looking at her hands, getting a little like trippy. She's starting to realize what's going on, but not quite.
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It was completely accidental. He was like, oops, we are married now, and he is now escorting you on your adventures. I promise no shit like that will happen again. No, definitely not. And it's not only the high priest, who I'm naming Horngrim. Horngrim, your husband, is with you. As well as your moth. Don't forget, you have a big moth that you ride on. And I never asked a very important question.
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I would like you to just roll a d20 for me real quick. Any particular reason? You'll find out in just a moment. A spell has been cast upon you and the stepsister.
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You actually have, oh, you certainly could.
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Absolutely. Are you counterspelling this? It is automatically successful. If you do a third level counterspell, that instantly negates any level two spell. And so the moment you realize, do you want to roll an Arcana check to see if you knew what spell it was?
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Perfect. Excellent. With a 13 plus whatever your arcana is, you knew it was a zone of truth spell.
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What is he hiding? It affected your stepsister for just a moment. She kind of blurted out that she finds him handsome and she might be charmed, but before it could really even help her start to break free, he counterspells it, unweaving the very magic you just wove, I'm sorry to say. It means both of you have burned up a spell slot now.
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That's what I hear. Absolutely. And that was your action. Anything with your bonus action. You can inspire somebody. You could do a healing word. Whatever you want to do. Is anybody injured? At the moment, yes. Norm is injured. Oh, yeah. Heal him up. Absolutely. Give him a little healing word. That would be a D4, the pyramid shape to die, plus three. Okay. Four.
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Four, you get seven hit points back. Norm, Norm, you're only two hit points down now.
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Done. That's the battle we've got coming.
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And Wayne, amazing turn. That is going to bring us to Greg now. Greg, what would you like to do? I want to torture Shredette.
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Absolutely. Go ahead and roll an athletics check. I believe that's a plus five, so a d20 plus five. Six. Six plus five. You are going to tie her up. She immediately goes, what are you doing? No, no, no. Are you telling her what you're doing, or are you just fighting her and trying to tie her up?
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She's going to try to resist that then with a plus two. She has actually a plus four in all. So let's see. She needs an 11 or higher to beat you. Sorry to say, with a 12 plus four, that's a 16. She avoids getting tied up. I would let you try again with your second attack, or you could stab her with your sword. Hank, can you talk to her? You have her charmed. Can I? I would let you try.
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What would you like me to say? One persuasion check. Convince her it'll be fine. Since you're doing this as a reaction, I'm going to only let you roll once, even though you normally have advantage. On your turn, you'll have advantage.
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Absolutely. Four. Four. I'm sorry to say, you're telling her just like, let him tie you up. And she goes, fuck no. You may be, not him. And she does not seem to want to get tied up, unfortunately. Now, you could try again with the rest of your action if you want. But she's still fighting you at the moment. I'm going to try again. Absolutely.
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That moth gets a name at some point.
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Actually, I'm sorry you don't have two rolls, but the number you need to get was a 24. What's your athletics bonus?
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I'm sorry to say, from your strength, that is not quite enough to tie her up, unfortunately. You're fighting with her, and she is not tied up at the moment. It is now Hippo Maximus' turn. And I guess you could order your moth to do something, if you wanted to. Um... No, it's fine for right now. It's fine for right now. Absolutely. Hippo Maximus right after you go.
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Do you have a suggestion? I was going to say maybe Shredder? Shredder 5.
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The sister's going to get a chance to do something. Step-sister. And the Dwaygar with the hammer and crossbow, who has four hit points left, is going to get to do something, including wake up a teammate if he really wants to.
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Shredder's a good moth name, I would say.
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Yes, absolutely. Now, technically, neither of them have surrendered just yet. Shreddet likes one of us, and the other one has not surrendered, but it would be very easy to get them to surrender. Do you want to try to get them to surrender first and then ask them questions? Yes, I would like to get them to surrender. Absolutely.
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I'll say you've got one roll, a d20 plus one, because it's hard to intimidate people in turtle form. D20 plus one. Okay. That'll be a 14. 14 plus one is a 15. Were you trying to intimidate Shredette, who is the harder? The hypnotized ones can't be, like, they're not hearing anybody right now.
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So your choices are Shredette, who is hard to convince, or the Duagar with the crossbow and the hammer with four hit points left. I still would like the Shredette. Yep.
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You're trying against Shredette, and you got a 15 total. Unfortunately, I'll roll. If I roll really bad, then she is intimidated by you and answering questions. Not low enough. I would say that was your vote. Shredet's fucking on the defensive. Come up. You could attack somebody or try to intimidate another Dwaygar, including Shredet, if you wanted to.
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That sounds fucking sick.
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Why do I think Shredder had a mini... Okay, never mind. Little Shredder is going to be your noted moth, 100%. I wanted to make sure we remembered that, Wayne, we did meet your family, most notably your stepsister, who was revealed to be, in fact, not your biological sister, but your stepsister, but only after she slept with the final boss of our last adventure, the ogre great elf.
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Yeah, just narrow it down.
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So you go for the Dwagar with your bite attack in turtle form. That'd be a d20 plus five. We think we need a 16 to hit this Dwagar. Wait, I thought I changed out of turtle form. Oh, I'm so sorry. Right, you're no longer in turtle form. So you can either use an attack with your scimitar or you could use a spell. Spells are much more powerful. I think I would like to use a spell. Absolutely.
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Normally, this comes down from the clear sky. Instead, it's coming through the ceiling. It doesn't destroy the ceiling or anything, but it passes through the ceiling, and suddenly, this big column of light lands on, is it Shredette, or is it the Duagar with four hit points? We're going to take care of the Duagar. We'll get to Shredette later. Absolutely.
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There's something about... We're going to... Now, the beam comes down. It could cover... I can put in a good word. Since you're right next to this guy, it could hit you. I assume you don't want it to. It could also hit the Duagar and Lola. I assume you're only trying to hit...
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Yeah, I'm willing to risk Lola for sure. Absolutely. So the moonbeam comes down. It's hitting two people in its square. So I will first roll the saving throw for the Dwaygar. He is failing the saving throw just barely. He will take the full damage. And then I'm going to need Lola to roll for me a d20 plus 3. 14 or higher. And a 4. A 4 is not going to be enough.
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Lola is also taking the full damage, which is 2d10 damage. So the d10 is sort of shaped like this. It's a shame about Lola.
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So two of them and add them together.
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That would be a one. Oh, no. Uh-oh. We want the maximum damage so that we can... I mean, not... Nine. Nine. There you go. So, ten damage. Kills the Duagar with the crossbow and the hammer. One Duagar finally down. However... Lola is caught in the moonbeam. Oh, no. Damn it. And instantly incinerated. Oh! I'm sorry. She's never there. But Lola was friends with who? Lola was friends with Erlich.
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She was not just his friend, but his summoned familiar, his spirit that he bound from the nine hells. Now, Lola is not dead. She goes back to the nine hells. In 24 hours, you'll be able to summon her again, but...
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but that's she's probably gonna have a good time going she's gonna have a great time honestly yeah she's going home she's gonna check on her family and stuff she'll come back soon if you are alive to summon her and so hippo maximus amazing turn that was your action can't think of anything with a bonus action there so unless there was anything you wanted to do with a bonus action it would now be shredette's turn anything else you want to do with a bonus
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No, I'm willing to pass to Shredette. Absolutely. I'm going to roll. The higher I roll, the more Shredette wants to run. The lower I roll, the more she wants to make out with Ehrlich. So, ooh, with a six. That's not a very high roll. She starts to get ready to run, and then instead, she stops, looks at Ehrlich, and says, we should make out. But first, we've got to think smart. What should I do?
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And she looks at Norm and gets her weapons ready. Do you think she should attack Norm or do you think she should do something else instead? She is in front of everyone asking you this. You can say nothing.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. She leans in while she's getting her weapons ready. Attack, attack, attack.
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As Norm is trying to lean in to hear what you're saying. Norm, I'll let you roll a D20 if you roll a 10. That was a good whisper. 15 or higher I'm looking for. 17. 17. You heard the whisper. Shit. Even as the axe is coming down upon you. The first roll is a hit because of advantage from you being reckless. And then the second one... Is a critical hit against you, Norm. I am sorry to say.
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Exactly. You said that'll happen. That'll happen. I've seen a lot of footage of that.
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And so that is going to be with her great axe. The first hit is a... Would have been a total of a 15. However, that's only 7 damage against you. Knocking you back down to 50. It ate up the healing. Then the critical hit hits you. It is going to hit you. She swung the axe and cut into your shoulder as you're recovering. Um...
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I might have to ask, Norm, what would you call your most precious body part? She is critically hitting you, so she can hit something very precious to you.
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does a quick maneuver, does a jump over you, lands behind you, brings the axe up, and she's credit card swiping you with the battle axe, I'm sorry to say. And with the battle axe right up the butthole, 10 plus 5 is gonna be, no, plus the 4 is 14, 7. more damage against you is going to knock you down to 43 left on Norm the Barbarian out of your original 59.
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That could certainly be Shredette. Let me just make a quick adjustment here. Shredette was what I picked. That's so weird. That's so weird, Shredette. Thank God it was because I would have been pissed if she wasn't a Shredette. Absolutely.
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And then, I'm just going to roll one more time. Yes. She then tries to make a run for it out of the door. Norm, you can make one more attack against her as she runs if you want. Yeah, I'd love to. She has five hit points left if you hit her. Now, unfortunately, it's not your turn, so you don't have advantage on this. You don't get to go reckless on attacks of opportunity. But in spirit,
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um in spirit you are reckless oh certainly yes absolutely good clarification yes Not six. Six plus seven. I'm sorry to say he's a 13. Not quite a hit. She runs out the door of the war room again. She is running to the southeast, it seems. And that is going to bring us from the Dwagar turn because, oh, and let me just roll to see if she's able to wake up any of her teammates.
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She would have to roll very high to do that while she's running. Nope, she rolled very low. Both of her teammates stay hypnotized. She runs for the southeastern door. I'm going to roll to see if she
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makes it there she did make it she just barely threw open the door of the southeastern room a room we don't know what is beyond there opened it shut it behind her almost instantly and we thought we heard the ringing of hammers and we hear some shouting in that room now we'll get back to tim woods and dnd in a second but it's brought to you by aroxon because we need to talk about the elephant in the room
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And that is going to bring us from the Dwaygar turn to Magnus Steeltoe gets to go now. Do you want your friend Magnus Steeltoe to do anything right now? Yes. I want Magnus Steeltoe to bitch slap Ehrlich. Certainly. He will do that for you. Ehrlich, he's going to walk up to you. Roll me a D20 plus four for Magnus Steeltoe. That's a 16 bitch slap. 16 plus 4 is a dirty 20 on the bitch slap.
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So that is going to be a hit. Were you trying to damage him with the bitch slap or just make a point? A little damage, a little point, a little this, a little that. I'm going to say it's three points of damage in all against Ehrlich the Warlock.
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Yes. My grandpa would be rolling over in his grave. Won't share the same values that we have in their giant underground tank vehicle. And so, uh, We may run into your family again at some point, Wayne, in this adventure. Hippo Maximus, I wanted to remind you that you had acquired a valuable guide who helped lead us to the mountain.
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Is it towards his shredder head or? Oh. It's a great point. Were you slapping him in the face, given that you don't necessarily know this, but the shredder head is floating above Erlik's actual gnomish head? No, I wanna go for lower, yeah. I'll say that she can swipe through, realize it's an illusion, then still smack him in the face if you want her to. Yeah, yeah, let's do that.
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So she realizes he's not as tall as he seems. Her hand goes right through his head, and then she backhands below. where Shredder's stomach would be. It hits Erlik right in the face. For three points of damage, Erlik, you're down to 42 out of 45 left, which puts you, Norm, just one point of damage ahead of Erlik right now.
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And that will be all of the Dwaegar turn, And Magnus Steeltoe's turn bringing us to Norm's turn now. Norm, your official turn is now up. What would you like to do? You saw Shredette run through the southeastern door. You don't know any information about the other doors. And you know that there are two hypnotized Dwaygar in the room. There's also a map in front of you that you could try to study.
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But I'll warn you, that's not what barbarians are good at.
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I do too. Yeah, she was running towards there.
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Absolutely. You throw open the door to the southeastern room, revealing a mighty forgework's There are all of these anvils with chains going above them with like big mine carts and stuff that are hovering by. You see that she is shouting orders at a pair of Dwagar with goggles on looking very shredder because of their spiky armor.
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They pick up these weapons that Norm, since you're looking at them, you can roll a d20 minus one to see if you can figure out what the hell these weapons are. 20. Oh, a natural 20. Natural 20. You are able to put together what's going on here. These look almost like blunderbusses, an item that does exist in the world of D&D.
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Primitive, simple guns, basically, except they have little sparks of fire at the end. like a pilot light, kind of, that just keep flickering. They get these weapons, they begin to march towards you with them, pointing them at you, and one of them, I think that's why you got a critical hit, had to test his out. He presses the trigger and...
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Like a dragon's breath, these flamethrowers are getting closer and closer to you. I'm gonna roll the flamethrower duagar into initiative separately. They are gonna go after Magnus' next turn, so luckily you got some time. But you notice that in this room there is
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a on the eastern side a pit that drops down into the depths below as if it leads to a third level of this dungeon it seems wow and just before that pit there is a duagar chained up but not against his will He's an old duagar, almost as old as the high priest was. That guy's gotta be a blacksmith. He's gotta be like a worker.
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He seems like he is managing the forge, giving the orders to the other blacksmiths who have the flamethrowers now, and he looks like he's a forge priest of some kind, using forge magic to make better items. And it is clear that he is in charge of this whole operation in this room. But the stepsister is shouting orders to him as well as the two guys with flamethrowers right now.
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That was Big Don the Eagle, who I am sorry to say did unfortunately die in their first round of combat after they rolled a one and immediately got one shot by an orc. I also want to extend an apology. I watched the footage. I feel like I was gloating a little bit and having too much fun with that. But it was an epic way for Big Don the Eagle to go down. And who knows?
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You could go for Shredette. You could go for one of the two guys with flamethrowers. The problem with going for the forge priest up in the air is he's like suspended in midair right now. And it seems like he's guarding the drop off down below where like the mine carts would start descending down. There is a system of chains for lowering and raising.
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100% you could. You'd be running past the guys with the flamethrowers but they wouldn't get to hit you. You'd be running past Shredette. She might get to hit you. And then you'd be running under the Forge Priest and you can try to jump down. You guys want to jump in the pit?
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You're already doing great. You're running full speed right now.
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That would take a long time to do, so actually it would be slower in theory.
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The higher you roll, the tinier you feel. A six. A six. You actually feel pretty big. Okay. You feel strong. He's a fucking prude. He makes you feel stronger. Absolutely. And you are being carried as you run full speed. Now, as both, first of all, Shredette. We're all jumping in, though, but I'm just holding.
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So as all of us are running, Shredette's just going to swipe at you once. Ooh, Serena is hitting you. I'm sorry to say as you run by. And she goes, no, he's heading for the treasure. He wants the axe. And she hits you, unfortunately, for a total of nine, which becomes four damage against you. You shrug it off. But Greg's fine, right? Greg is fine, absolutely.
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Let me just make sure that wasn't against Greg. It was not. Okay, thank God. She went for Greg. You blocked the shot. And so you took the four damage instead. Wait, can you say that again? So she was gonna hit Greg, but you moved your shoulder in the way, took the hit for Greg instead. Wow. That is a turn on, to be quite honest. Hero move.
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Might need to roll for it, but I'll say you can declare that 100%. I'd like to declare turned on. Yes, you are officially turned on, absolutely. You are down to 39 health left, just below Ehrlich now, but you run to the edge. And that is when everybody who is looking over the edge can tell. It is a significant drop down.
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You might be able to acquire some new animal companions in your adventure today. And just a reminder, you still have the ability to shapeshift into different animal forms. Your most important druid ability.
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You could jump down but the problem is you don't currently see the bottom and that includes people who have dark vision that goes out 60 feet. So wherever the
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bottom is whatever it is it's further than 60 feet down now you could roll a perception check as a bonus action if you want to see what might be down there before you jump you could also roll an athletics check try to grab a chain and then climb down the rest of the way and not risk any damage but that would be the less could i could if i climb down can everyone get on my back
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Now, if everybody is grabbing onto you, I'm going to say that that gives you disadvantage. Okay, that's fine. I'm for the boys. But because you're raging, you always get advantage on your athletics checks. It cancels out. It's coming down to a single roll. 1D20 plus 5. But to climb down and, more importantly, to catch yourself on the chain, you must get. a 15 or higher.
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15.
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Absolutely. Consent? Given. Absolutely. Now he gives you consent. Do you ask anything else? It's the hottest thing you can do. Can you give me an extra point so I can get a nine or higher? You can ask him for consent again now that you have it. And if you do, I'll say you get an extra plus one on that.
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And of course, Erlik, lest we forget, it was you who delivered the final fireball that killed off the remaining orcs that we were fighting and revealed that the key had been picked up by like the old orc chieftain who had not wanted to give it to the big dumb ogre who is currently sleeping with the stepsister.
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13 is enough.
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You grab onto the chain and you are able to start climbing down. And as you do, you think you see there's actually water. At the bottom of here. Which means you still would have taken damage, but not as much as you thought. But now, you can climb down the chain, get into the water if you want, and you realize you're in like this underground lake complex, you think.
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The Dwaegar are going nuts up there. They're shouting, he's going for the treasure! And one of them shouts, should we go down? And the stepsister Shredette says, no, are you kidding me? You want to go down there? With night scale, I'm not going down there. They can die. But that one shredder, I'm going to miss him. Maybe I should help him.
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11. With a 14, she jumps to try to help you, and you hear her . splash down into the water. I am sorry to say, she is gonna take half of the falling damage, which would have been, 80 feet would have been 8d6. She's gonna take 4d6 damage, and she only has 5 HP left. I'm sorry to say, already.
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Step Sister's not dead, but she hits the water, she's knocked out immediately, and because she's in metal armor, she's sinking, and you know it.
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However, we think we notice that in this underground lake area, it's like a series of chambers underground and in this lake, and there's one going to the south, there's one going to the north, and in the northern tunnel, we think we see an island emerging from out of the lake, covered with treasure. And there seems to be an axe sticking out of the top of the treasure pile.
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Yes, there's this glittering treasure all around. And we think it's a very remote island, very hard to find. No cameras, you're not seeing anything, not a lot of reporting. And so you are definitely seeing, it is clearly the axe of Durgedon up ahead. Well done, Norm. That is going to bring us to Ehrlich's turn now. Ehrlich, what would you like to do? How heavy is the axe?
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The axe is heavy enough that it is difficult, but you could carry it.
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Ooh. Here's the thing. It is more than 10 pounds, but I understand what you're going for, and I would let you roll an arcana check to try to pick it up with a mage hand. Well, yes, absolutely. So you see, suddenly, from out of Ehrlich's hand, this glowing hand flies out towards the axe. I would like you to please roll a d20 plus your arcana bonus if you can get a 15 or higher on this.
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You had caught, thanks to some inspiration from Wayne the Key, we went over, we opened up the vault that held the valuable magic weapons and gold, including the mighty axe of the dwarven blacksmith Durgedon, only to find the vault was completely empty.
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Actually, only 13 or higher is all you need to pick up the axe and bring it wherever you want it to go.
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Is that high enough? We all would have won if you rolled higher. I am sorry to say that here's the thing. Your hand flies over to the axe. It grabs onto the axe. It picks up the axe and then starts to weaken a little bit like it can't do it. Even the axe starts to phase through the hand a little and as you're trying to pick it up it dips down into the water a little bit.
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The hand flickers and then you think You feel something pull on, like, your hand. It's almost like a drone kind of. Like, you're feeling something grabs the axe, pulls it down into the water. The axe is gone. Oh, you fucked that up. The axe is fucking gone. It's somewhere into the water, and you're not sure if you just dropped it or it went through the hand or something grabbed it.
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It's hard to tell. And that was your action. Anything you want to do with your mover bonus, Erlich? Apologize for your selfishness, maybe? Yeah, go get the fucking axe.
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I let you try. What skill were you thinking?
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Ain't nobody noticing you right now. You are stealth. This is an important detail and something we should remember going forward. Your teammates cannot see you right now. That is an important detail. You dive down into the water. No one knows where you are underwater, and you're really like in the corner of one of these caverns if you want, 100%. Wayne, that is going to bring us to you next.
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What would you like to do? Can you remind me what the powers of the axe were? All we knew was that the axe had immense power. I let you roll an arcana check to know, but we never got concrete answers on what the axe could do.
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It's a really powerful, super valuable axe. An axe with immense power. Yeah, so I can roll to see... You certainly can. Yeah, d20 plus your arcana bonus.
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Very reasonable, 100%. Now that it's within sight, it's even easier, I would say. Uh-oh. Typically don't count if it falls on the floor if you want to re-roll that. It's only a seven. It's only seven plus four. I'm sorry to say that you do not... All you know is it's the most valuable magic item you think you've ever seen. I mean, we already came all the way down here.
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I think we're pretty committed at this point.
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Instead, what we found was the empty vault and a secret door that had been dug up into the vault with a staircase that goes downward to level two of the Forge of Fury. And whoever dug that tunnel clearly has taken the treasure we came here for to lay claim to. Just a reminder also, everyone here is looking for the axe, but for very, very different reasons. Some of us can wield it.
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Depends on the spell. Most spells you would need to be able to see him to target him. What spell were you thinking?
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Oh, you need to touch him to do that, so yes, you very much need to be able to see him, unfortunately. That's a good call, though. You could roll a perception check, and if you get a critical hit, you'd be able to find him. I also have Mage Hand. You do, yeah.
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You try to find it 100%. Now, that would be an investigation check, which I let you use either investigate, sleight of hand, or arcana to see if you can find the axe in the water.
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Go ahead and roll that. See if you can find the axe. D20?
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Seven. Seven, absolutely. With a seven plus five, you said, you're fishing around in the water. You are not quite finding the axe, I am sorry to say. Not yet, anyway. You can try again with your bonus action if you want.
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You're 0 for 2 right now.
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If he talks in character to us, we would immediately know where he is.
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Did you say that out loud?
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I'll let you roll a free perception check real quick to see if you heard him talking to himself. Okay, what was that? It would be a perception check, and I'm really looking for a 20 or higher on this. 20. That's an 8. That's not enough, absolutely.
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He's still very hidden at the moment. You have your bonus action to either inspire somebody, do a healing word, or you could try to find the axe again. I'm going to try to find it again. Absolutely. Roll me another d20.
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That's better than before with a 14. I heard a laugh. I heard a laugh too. To be very honest, the number I had been looking for was 13 or higher. You had gotten a 12 before. This time you passed it. Well done. Now here's the thing. You grab the axe. You can feel through your own hand. There is a shaft. that you are, with your mage hand, grabbing onto.
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It feels rock hard, pretty girthy, and it feels magical, like an enchanted shaft, you would say. Like, where's this feeling been all my life? Yeah, exactly. It feels good, good grip. And as you pull it up out of the water, The hand sort of comes up against something, and you realize something else has got the axe.
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Okay, that's enough. You are pulling the axe out of the water. But what you are also pulling out of the water is The dragon who has grabbed onto the axe from below the water. This dragon has black scales. The horns coming out of its head look like Balrog horns that sweep forward in a radical way. And the Dwagar upstairs begin to shout, Nightscale, he's here! They're trying to take the axe!
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Absolutely. Same on business. Absolutely. Now, Greg, you would be up next. What would you like to do at this point? Nightscale the dragon looks very tough. This is obviously, he's laying claim to this axe. Right now, we could absolutely try to fight the axe greatly. grab it, run out with it if we really want to.
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Some of us want to destroy the axe in order to harvest its power. But we have not yet decided who's going to get the axe at the end of the day. So that's what we're looking for. We know there's a staircase leading down deeper into the dungeon where these thieves, not that it was our axe really, but they took it first, that we need to reclaim the treasure from.
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Or we could try to escalate this, and then we'd be turning this into a part three encounter.
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Absolutely. The moth dives down automatically. It won't be a D20 as long as it doesn't get a one. It finds Shredette and... Twelve. Absolutely. Dives down, dives up out of the water with Shredette in its, like, limbs. Okay. Throws Shredette onto his back. Shredette is now safe and unconscious, but no longer drowning. Well done.
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Absolutely. You want to kick her off the moth.
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Back into the water.
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She sinks into the water once again. For just a moment, her eyes blinked open and she said, thank you, brave. Splash back into the water.
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Oh, yes, you can heal Norm by laying hands upon him. What part of him was hurt?
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And you really, you think it's a bad wound. Like, you got to get up in there, you think. Absolutely, 100%. So you stick your hand up. You're not there yet. You're going to have to keep going a little bit. Just to make sure. And once your hand gets up there further, you are able to activate your healing magic. It feels like the best aloe vera you've ever felt.
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In fact, you think you're going to be regular for the next year. It's going to feel real good. You're going to be like nice solid chunks. And you are once absolutely able to give him 20 points. of your Lay on Hands healing, which gets him right up to full hit points in that case. Awesome. And that does eat up your action. So good turn, Greg. And that will bring us to Hippo Maximus next.
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Hippo Maximus, what would you like to do?
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You've got your nature magic. You've got animal forms you can turn into. Right now, the issue is the Duagar upstairs, you're just scared. Down here, it's Shredette in the water and a dragon, who is, properly speaking, supposed to be part three of this. And we might just need to grab this axe and run away and screw this dragon over completely.
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Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
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100%, absolutely, yes. So, hunter shark, you turn into your aquatic morph. Well done. You turn into this bash hunter shark, and you are just about the same size as this dragon, you're pretty sure. Underwater now, you can see clearly, and you can tell... that you can see the lower body, like Jaws style, of this dragon as it is fighting for the axe that is hovering above the water line.
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What would you like to do? You could dive out of the water, literally jump the shark, and you can grab onto the axe, or you can bite onto the dragon on the nards, or you can do whatever you want. I'm gonna go for the axe.
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You're completely surprising the dragon because the dragon is above water, doesn't see you coming. So go ahead and roll 2d20s plus five for the athletics of the hunter shark form, which is what you use. And I'll tell you right now, the number you need to beat, and I give the dragon disadvantage on this, is only a 10. That's all.
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Plus five on this, and you have advantage. You need a ten or higher. Come on. So as long as one of them's five or higher, you're good. That would be a 19. Yes! 19, amazing. Then just roll one more time since you get a second roll. Let me know if you get a critical hit, but otherwise you're still getting a lot with a 19 here.
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Then specifically what you can get with a 19 plus 5 for the Hunter Shark is you dive up into the air, through the air, grab the axe out of the hand and out of the dragon's mouth completely. Actually, you can roll and try to hold on to the axe, but you would need a critical hit to beat him at this point. Making sure. 12. 12 is not enough. You grab the axe from both of them.
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It's not really an immunity axe, though it does give you immense power for defeating people who might try to take the axe from you. I establish that both the paladin and barbarian can wield the axe.
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You dive down to the water, and that is when, and I promise you all, I am not making this up just to give you this opportunity, Max. You notice that as you dive down so deep, and you weren't expecting to find anything deep down there. You're just trying to get away from the dragon. You notice there is a tunnel.
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that goes underwater and just from your shark senses being able to sense in this water like the smells and environmental changes it leads out of the mountain entirely to the lake next door to the mountain you could easily go through this water tunnel with the axe in your grip and you would be able to escape so you're saying that all of us hunter the dragon hunter found the crack
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The dragon is no longer an issue for you if you sail through that tunnel. Maybe help us out. Yeah, can I bring some shredders?
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I would say because you got a 24 on your athletics, not only do you notice this tunnel, you can have everyone, just like Norm did, grab onto your fins. Well, you should grab everyone you can see. That's true. Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Grab all the shredders you can see. You don't grab any shredders you don't see.
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Our dwarven bard, also being a dwarf, can wield the axe, whereas you are maybe looking to take the axe, destroy it, harvest its power, and gain the power of a hundred souls, which would be very helpful for defeating anyone who is trying to kill you. Like, I don't know, a shredder or
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I couldn't hear them, right?
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You do call out. Oh, you were. You think you hear a shredder you didn't see calling out. Do you go to that voice or...
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With a critical hit, you could have gotten to that shredder, but I think without a natural 20, you can only grab these shredders. Shredder code.
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And you were absolutely able to have everyone grab onto your fins and tail. You go out of the secret tunnel that is the dragon's way into and out of this mountain because he's an aquatic dragon. Eventually, he will try to find us, but we're too fast for this dragon.
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And with your athletics check of 24 total, you get to the lake, change back, we all spill onto the shore, and sure enough, you can bring the axe back with you to town. Yes! And you have compl... Question, Tim. Yes.
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Probably.
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Anyone who is just a human would need some mouth-to-mouth.
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You did. Like the ogre, when his dick fell off, you healed his dick. So obviously we can switch dicks around and stuff. I think that'll be the thing. Absolutely. And so bringing the axe back with you, you are able to lay claim to the axe, and you have succeeded at the adventure, the Forge of Fury. Love it. Well done.
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And you did it in two sessions, which is only one group of AWLs was able to do it. Maybe two groups was able to do it in just two sessions.
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I'll let one turtle roll just to see. Oh, with a natural one. Oh, no. You live and live on in that cave system. And I can just go save my girl. The dragon's hunting. You go back to the stepsister. Not a good life. No, that's a terrible, terrible life. And the two of you can, like, retire together.
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She's charmed. You can keep her charmed. That's kind of grim, but yeah, absolutely. It's also poisoned down there, right? And you would essentially, if you have control of her with charm, you'd kind of take over the duagar a little bit. Oh, no. But unfortunately, they don't have the axe anymore. You might have to go back and kill the duagars.
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the dragon's really mad also because the axe got stolen.
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That's the important thing. Do we want to declare? Everyone wanted the axe. Is one person getting the axe? Or are we all great? We said we share the axe.
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We are Shredders.
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Share the axe and fuck turtles. I'm forgetting basic shredder information.
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It's a lot to keep track of. So well done. You share the axe and you are winning the day. Well done. Okay.
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Max, I feel like your druid circle wants to get this axe.
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Yeah, I was just in Columbus two weeks ago. I've gone to other places and cities around here. I think there are some AWLs in Chicago who have brought me out, actually, so I always try to sync up with them and stuff.
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But yeah, I will just say that I love running games for AWLs. I think at this point, 50% of my clients are like AWLs. It is so rad. Because what I do is, now that I've run Forge of Fury, I've been running another adventure for them. So next time I see you guys, I'm going to have to run that adventure that they've all been playing. So far, I think like...
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Once I run it for you, I have to retire it and then start a new adventure for the AWL. So they kind of move through seasons, kind of. And if you want to get in on the current season before we play again on the podcast, now is your only chance. Once I run on the podcast, it has to get retired.
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And I will also be at some conventions in Indianapolis and the Origins convention in Columbus and one in Orlando. Yes, I might see you there. Absolutely. So I always tell AWLs, if you want a discounted game with me, I'll be running games there. So especially if you're already going to that convention, please say hi to me, if nothing else.
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Oh, I would say that we don't know exactly who took this axe, but they clearly brought it deeper into the dungeon where things get a lot more dangerous for certain. And speaking of danger, I will also say that when we notice that the sound has died down from the ogre's bedroom, and we kind of might even check in to see what's going on in there, the ogre and your stepsister are completely missing.
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And just for people who are in New York, I am running after school programs in New York. And currently, we are looking for more schools to expand into. So if you have young people who are looking for a D&D club at their school, I'm providing that in New York and other areas. And if you are a Dungeon Master who is looking to Dungeon Master for kids, we actually need more Dungeon Masters.
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I love that.
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The Indianapolis one is Gen Con. It is the biggest Dungeons and Dragons convention in the world. And if you guys were there, I could take you on the whole tour. That's my stomping ground. When is it? It is in August, end of August. We're in. Yeah. We're going to that convention. We're in. Absolutely. That sounds amazing.
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Also, at some point, I mean, convention, yes, 100%, because I've got to show you what those are like. Also, LARPing at some point. Yeah. This is my LARPing kit, and I haven't gotten to LARP very much at all. Oh, my God. But the people who LARP make me look like a casual. They are hardcore.
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There will be people in costumes in Indie, 100%, including myself. We got to get wild at these conventions.
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Bye.
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We do not see them anywhere. It's as though someone has maybe kidnapped.
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your stepsister perhaps it is unclear what has happened to them and you notice a blood stain you look under the bed the ogre's dead someone cut the ogre's throat and there are signs that you're there was some sort of a struggle here your sister appears to be missing i got a question so so someone cut the ogre's throat yes does anyone here have a sword uh
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I will also say that as we're kind of pondering the staircase downward deeper into the dungeon, there is another character showing up. We had left a few orcs alive. There had been a shaman, a blood shaman, who was no longer a threat or anything. But one orc opens up the door.
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to where all the dead orcs in the barracks are that you had cooked with your fireball, and this individual immediately starts talking really loudly. They seem like a particularly weak and flimsy orc that we could defeat easily, but he starts loudly saying, oh, what smells in here? There's some kind of, is that hamburgers? And he smells the bodies. No, not them. And he starts walking over to us.
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This orc just popped out of nowhere, and he starts sniffing us. It's not hamburgers I smell. And he starts to smell norm in particular. At this point, anybody can attack this guy, but he's acting like we're not going to do anything to him. And as he sniffs, he says, it's not hamburgers at all. I'm smelling sliders. My name's Poopy Stinks.
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I can just smell sliders from pretty far away. I can smell the gods are favoring you all right now. You're using sliders right now. The gods are making things pretty easy for you, I can tell. Watch, the shaman taught me some blood magic.
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He takes a little needle and kind of like hits his palm, drips a drop of blood onto the wall, and all of a sudden, his blood starts to move around, riding on the wall. And it says in clear common tongue, player strength, high. And then underneath it, the word forms monster strength, low. And he points and says, you guys are using sliders right now.