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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
All right, are you ready for this? This deep dive request, it's, well, it's seriously intriguing.
Class with Mason
Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
It's like he's taking the gloom and doom we expect from Gothic stuff and turning it into like a commentary on the real world.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Exactly. Okay, so before we get too far into the weeds, I want to give our listener a taste of what we're dealing with here. I dove into some excerpts, and let me tell you, lines like, The sleep thorns mourn the departed roses gave me chills.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Right. And demons are but our souls apart. Pure gothic vibes.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
So we've got decaying nature, the presence of darkness, even demons, all those classic Gothic things.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Okay, but then, right alongside those lines, we get this. The knights, way slaves were burned alive. And this. Capital was valued better than a mere human life to give. Whoa, right?
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Suddenly, it's not just spooky images anymore. It feels like he's saying something more.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
That's what I call making a statement. And it makes me even more curious about this love, this loss that's woven through his palms, especially this Estrella who keeps popping up. Yeah, she seems important. But I think we're getting ahead of ourselves. We'll circle back to her.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
OK, so we're really stepping into Mason Carter's world now. Gothic imagery, social commentary. It's all swirling together. Where do we even start to unpack this?
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
So our listener, they want us to unpack the poetry of this guy, Mason Carter, specifically his collection, Gothic Poems to Love and Liberty, right? But here's the thing.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
He's definitely not following any rule book, that's for sure. Okay, give me an example.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Anathema. I'm going to be honest. I'd need a dictionary for that one.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
OK, but there's another layer here, right? Like, it's not just about this one person.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
And there's that image of his lover, right? Watching from a distance, wearing a mask. It's kind of heartbreaking, but there's something hopeful about it, too, you know?
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
OK, so we've got societal condemnation, the power of love. And I also pick up on some economic commentary in there.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Right. It's like they're trapped with no way out. And that feeling of being trapped. It's not just about economics, is it? There's something more going on with Carter himself.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
His real name, it's Mushahid Syed. Quite a shift, wouldn't you say?
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
It's like he's fighting his own demons at the same time as he's fighting these societal ones.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
So are you saying that we can't be truly free until we confront both the chains within ourselves and the chains of society?
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
You mean love. Because he does write a lot about love, which seems kind of counterintuitive given all the darkness we've been talking about.
Class with Mason
Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
And there are moments of real tenderness in his poems, even when he's knee-deep in Gothic imagery.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
But then the actual words, they have this surprising sweetness. It's unexpected.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
It's interesting, though, because even when he's writing about love, there's often this sense of loss, like he's longing for something he can't have. Like in those lines, a spellbound soul on the Plutonian shore, long since poison spirit liberates itself. It's like something out of a gothic fairy tale.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Heal us from the things that poison our souls. It's a powerful thought.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Okay, so we've got love, we've got loss, we've got a healthy dose of social commentary. Where does he go next with all of this?
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
You're right. There's a definite call to action in a lot of these poems. Like Take to the Masters, for example. He doesn't hold back.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Well, he talks about in darkened spirits from Hadean Imperium and warns, no hope thy life shall ever, ever be bailed. He's not just critiquing those in power. He's straight up calling them out.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
It really captures that feeling of being stuck in a system that seems rigged against you. But even with all the darkness, Carter offers these glimpses of hope, a different way of being.
Class with Mason
Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
So Mason Carter is like this whole other identity he's created.
Class with Mason
Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
And he doesn't stop there, does he? Some poems feel like a direct call to action, almost.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Yeah, I reread that one a couple of times. Not exactly what I'd call calming.
Class with Mason
Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Pretty bold. It makes you wonder who he's really trying to reach with these poems.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Maybe it's a bit of both, because that's the thing about art that aims for change, right? It's hard to say what kind of impact it will have. Some people might read his work and feel seen, understood, like their own anger is validated.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
And that's the power of engaging with art, isn't it? It forces us to think, to ask questions, and hopefully to work towards something better.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Makes you think about all the layers there might be in his poetry, right? Like he's crafted this whole persona to deliver these messages.
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
So to our listener, we hope this deep dive into the mind of Mason Carter, this gothic revolutionary poet, has given you a lot to think about.
Class with Mason
Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
And speaking of messages, we're dealing with a wild mix here. OK, so Carter, he was super into Edgar Allan Poe, obviously, but also get this libertarian socialists.
Class with Mason
Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Think Murray Bookchin, that kind of thinker. Talk about an unusual pairing.
Class with Mason
Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Well, we're talking Gothic poetry, but also social revolution. And, get this, a mysterious name change, all in one.
Class with Mason
Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
Right. It's like what happens when you mix those two things together?
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Discussion on Mason Carter's Poetry
You think he's using those elements to look at something else?
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I mean, you can. It doesn't stop you from doing that. After entertaining Jerry from the bar and stealing his jacket, I ripped a butt like that. What? I ripped a butt late that night. What does that mean?
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Anytime I misspeak from here on out, I can just hear the sound effect. Okay, let me just do this sentence again. After entertaining Jerry from the bar and stealing his jacket, I ripped a butt late that night and decided one of those girls was coming home and it was going to be me.
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I like the detail that, like, looking at the press conference photos and stuff, she noticed how much money they had by the jewelry they wore and, like, the earrings she had in pictures and stuff.
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Yeah, yeah. It's like, well, you know, if she's already willing to, like, sell herself for money, then, like, lying to a family is probably the better alternative, right?
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Uh, but I'll tell you, I would much rather wild take, but that's, uh, that was actually fine. Continue. Yeah.
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But, oh yeah, that's what I mean. That like she a hundred percent is like, this is going to be far easier. Yeah. Like I don't want to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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The Murrays still lived in the same house, an hour west of the small Michigan towns I'd been nesting in, which worked perfectly as I'd been toying with the idea of going back home to Chicago. It was a cheap way to justify the awful thing I was about to do, because in reality, there was no way I was actually going back home, even with Murray fortune in my pockets.
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It's frightening what we'll do to ensure we're the good guys in our story. So dished out a small chunk of my remaining cash to hop on a bus, I felt no hesitation or fear. Sure, it was risky, but I wasn't planning on being there for more than a night. I'd done enough research on Michaela to get in, find what I could take, and get out.
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I was going to beg the family to give me one day before alerting anyone that I'd returned, to let me rest in my own bed before being swarmed by whatever media Nowhere Indiana had to offer. After miles and miles of cornfields, I'd hoped to have plenty of time to escape that wave.
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When the bus arrived at the station, I couldn't help but notice how out of place it looked, like it had been copied and pasted from somewhere else, standing out among the rundown outlets, shops, and restaurants. I spotted a seedy-looking bar next to an even more questionable-looking mechanic and thought about making a detour. I needed a drink, but I couldn't.
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I had to make sure not to talk to anyone. couldn't risk being mistaken for the town's longest missing girl. Not here. Not now. So when an older man approached me outside the station as I smoked one last cigarette, I panicked. He asked if I could bum him one, said that he really needed it. So I did, just to make him go away.
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He started rambling on about his car having broken down and the shithole and how he was stuck here until they fixed it. He told me his name and then asked me mine. Told him it was Abby. It's not. He said I reminded him of his niece back in Iowa. Something I pretended was interesting. Maybe I can pretend to be her too, I thought.
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When I finished smoking, I wished him luck and set off for what I came here to do. I shoved the rest of my cigarettes and lighter deep into my backpack, along with my real identity. When I turned down Lincoln Avenue, I was no longer me or Abby. I was Michaela Murray.
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I kind of suspect that might be where the story's going. Um, I may be a fun hook. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of get the vibe. It's like, Oh, why? Cause the story's not just going to be, I stole stuff and I left, there's going to be something that happens. Uh, so that might be where it goes.
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She's desperate for money and she's willing to do whatever it takes.
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Yeah. She's a, she's a snake for sure. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, hold on. Let me piss really quick.
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I assume he's like ripped a butt out of the case, like pulled a cigarette. But but I don't think I've ever heard that phrase.
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I've heard ripping a cig. I've heard of people saying ripping a cigarette, but I don't. I just have not heard of ripping a butt. Yeah, I rip butt. Yeah, don't mind me. Just ribbing butt out here. I would think that would mean farting.
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The Murrays lived a pretty secluded life. Their home set alone in the middle of endless plains. Their neighbors barely dots in the distance. I'm starting to understand why Michaela might have run away. Although the house itself is beautiful, with many protruding sections and gables, a wraparound porch, and a large two-door garage.
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There is even an in-ground swimming pool out back, now covered and topped with autumn leaves, and a cute little gazebo further off in the field, draped in numerous flags and dream catchers, with flowerpots lining the railings. It certainly didn't look like the kind of place tragedy had struck.
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I stepped quietly up the stairs and was almost spooked by my own reflection in the glass of their front door. Nerves were definitely setting in now. I rang the bell and felt my stomach sink. What if my dirty blonde hair wasn't light enough, or if Michaela had had some obvious birthmark I'd overlooked? I was sweating underneath my coat, unable to recall the name of the man I'd taken it from.
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When the door opened, my heart stopped. Linda Murray was standing there in her casual weekend wear, pleasantly confused. Hello? She greeted me. Then her face went white in an instant, like her soul had left her body. She shrieked and clasped her hands to her mouth, bursting into tearful exclamations. Oh my god! She kept repeating.
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She suddenly lunged forward and squeezed me tighter than I would have liked, her arms attempting to wrap all the way around my backpack. I stood there awkwardly, bracing all of her weight onto mine, as she surely was about to collapse.
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The dog at her legs was barking madly, and as Linda's tears dropped onto my back, all I could think about was how pissed off I'd be had I gotten caught because the dog didn't recognize my scent. Okay, I will say... I guess I wasn't processing how evil this is. It's horrible. It's horrible. The mother cried and she's like, oh, this stupid dog. Like, it's like super villain levels of bad.
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Because in my head, I'm like, oh, she's going to steal money. Like, that's bad. But I guess. I wasn't thinking about the trauma.
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Yeah. She's like, she's like irredeemable. Yeah.
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What is it? Linda? Michaela's dad called from somewhere inside. He soon appeared in the doorway, his button up tucked into his jeans. And when he saw my cold pale face poking over Linda's shoulder, he stumbled back. What is this? He gasped. His eyes went wide and his bushy gray mustache twitched. The dog was still barking, reminding me that I was in fact a stranger in this house.
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I smiled and said, I'm home, daddy. Oh man, she's evil. She is awful. How gross. That accent you actually just did was a pretty good Sidney Sweeney, I think.
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Always cool to me whenever, um, actors like develop a, uh, kind of role of... What's the word I'm looking for? An investment, sort of, in the projects they're working on. Where she's like, this looks good. I'm going to go in as a producer and as an actress. And also, I believe Eric Roth is currently set to do the screenplay for it. And he did...
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Yeah, I think I hope that she keeps saying that. There you go. I was trying to make myself cry. And if Linda had squeezed me any harder, I just might have. She held onto my sleeve as we let go. So afraid her daughter would run off again. Paul Murray was still staring at me in disbelief when something shifted in his face and he stepped forward. Come here, baby girl.
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Linda passed me off like a toy she didn't want to share. Paul pulled me into his arms and held even tighter than she had. rocked back and forth for a moment. I can't believe it's you. Linda rushed for the door and yelled inside, calling for her son, James. Come inside, baby. Paul beamed as he released me, keeping a hand on my back and beckoning me inward.
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I moved into the foyer where Paul asked to take my coat, which I happily handed him. Now that I was inside, I could practically smell the bar on it. Your bag, sweetie.
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He made a face and I worried it was suspicious and then worried more that my worrying was the only thing suspicious. I had to settle down. I nearly jumped when Paul turned the locks and hit a button on the alarm system. Jesus. Chimed louder than I would have expected.
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No, it's not. No, no, no, it is. It's not because that's what the description said on the article we looked at at the beginning. It said she breaks into someone's house only to regret it. So we knew that. We knew that. Now, what is the ohm noise you're making? That's the bear getting hit. Is that the noise a bear makes when its leg gets snapped by a giant metal trap?
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Thank you, too. What kind of bears are there in Kansas City, Missouri? Black bears. Grizzly. Both of them.
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In downtown St. Louis. Exactly. Do bears have rites of passage? Is that a thing bears do? That's one of them. That's one of them. What's another one?
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All the other ones are where you got to get the straight, the, the, to be a bear, to like earn your bear rights, you have to eat fish, sleep, pass through the St. Louis arch. Yeah.
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So your bear trap isn't just a mental thing. Also, to be fair, we don't even know yet. We don't know yet if the bear trap actually hit. I think it's hit. Okay, first off, finish what you said.
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And you cut me off. And you cut me off. No, you cut me off. I didn't back out of it. You cut me off. So I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to fish what I'm saying. Pot of greed. So...
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shut up so i'm saying if i had a bear trap i would coincidentally in this occasion set mine where yours is like that was a good lay to get out of here as opposed to your 17 other bear traps that are off in the brush somewhere aren't even turned on aren't even activated they're just shut up and thrown into the weeds this was a good placement in this occasion
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dune i think he was a part of the writing team on dune unless i'm way off so the guy who wrote the dune movie no no the screenplay the screenplay the guy who wrote it is uh no no that's what i'm saying the dune movie i'm saying the guy who wrote the the dune movie the screenplay for the movie is doing the r slash no sleep horror film if that's true that's awesome make sure let me make sure hold on am i talking he did forrest gump
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Have you seen the clip where Jeremy, yeah. Jeremy sets up a claymores for alligators around their camp.
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Anyways, we read the story anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The story, the story. It chimed louder than I would have expected. I wondered if all this had always existed, or if it was a result of their daughter having slipped out one night, never to be seen again. One of her coats still hung on a hook by the door, untouched after all these years. Now mine hung next to it. Well, Danny's, or whatever.
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As we moved even further inside, I was blown away by how nice this place was. So much so that I'd slipped and let it show. Nothing in this house was supposed to be surprising to me.
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It was hard not to be impressed by the high ceilings and bookshelves, or the many sofas beside a grand marble fireplace, or the fact that it was just the room that branched off to all the other rooms, one they probably hardly ever used. As I continued to survey my surroundings, a figure high above caught my eye. It was James.
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looked down over the railing and looked more flabbergasted than anyone to have seen me. At 17, he was now the same age his sister was when she banished, only much taller, but with the same baby face.
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Now she wants to puke. All right, there we go. James didn't move right away. And when he did, it was the slow, cautious crawl. I figured surely of all people I'd have been safest room. James, after all, he'd hardly ever known his sister. Yet the baby blue eyes behind his jet black hair were piercing into mine, searching for the girl he so dearly missed. I couldn't think of what to say to him.
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I was distracted by the feel of the cigarettes in my bag. I needed one.
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Zolly mustered, stopping at the foot of the stairs. Hey, Goober. I had no idea if that was something Michaela ever called her. Yeah, she's just like dynamite. Just making up pet names on the fly. Okay, where's the food? Where's the dinner at?
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Hey, Goober. That's also really funny. That's funny to imagine that like your sister runs away for like, what's it been? Six years? Seven years? No, 12. 12 years. Like 12 years. Yeah.
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Hey, Goober. I had no idea if this was something McKayla ever called him, but neither had anyone else. James and I then did something resembling a hug and let go. Linda looked on, face red, still overcome with emotion. Paul was smiling at us. Let's go sit, yeah? You look exhausted. He wasn't wrong. I couldn't wait to sit down.
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There probably wasn't a piece of furniture in this place less comfortable than the mattress I'd been living on for the last decade. I held in my amazement as we marched from room to room, deeper and deeper into the house. Linda was still exhaling, this stuttered, painful sob kept reaching to touch me in any way. A hand on the back or a light brush at the hair.
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It was annoying, but then again, I never learned how to have a mother. When I shrugged Elena off, she looked heartbroken. Why would you shrug her off? It was at that moment that I finally began to feel like the asshole I knew I was. Okay, there you go. There it is. There's a little bit of like a human reaching out from deep down there.
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Apparently. Hold on. He did Dune. Wow. He did Dune and Forrest Gump.
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After passing through the kitchen and down another hall, we stopped in their second larger living room. It was very open, the ceiling reaching all the way up to the third story with photos lined as high as a ladder could reach. I followed Michaela's progression of school photos, remarking how eerily similar they were to mine, and how they were one photo short.
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There was an upper level behind us where a grand piano sat in one corner and a bar in the other, separated by yet another fireplace. I imagined how nice a Christmas tree must have looked in here, even during the day with the natural light coming in through the sliding glass doors to the back porch. Each Murray dropped onto a separate couch on the lower level. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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r slash classic i hope it's good i'll say this is pretty stacked so far yeah this is this is a fucking this is a killer this is a killer lineup uh i say we just fucking hop in also congratulations to uh joe coat for like writing the story on four years ago to get to this also according to what i've seen online uh he is a high school english teacher
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I was craving a cigarette more than ever, and that alone was almost enough to get me on that roof.
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So he's just like an English teacher who likes stories who wrote this and now it's got all this traction. So congratulations. Be sure to check him out on Reddit. I couldn't find any other definitive links to like his socials or stuff like that. But as this becomes more popular, like as the story gets made into a film, I'm sure it'll come out. But congrats, Joe. That is very cool.
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We can use the fields for cover, and then once we... There was a knock at the door. James? It was Paul. He tried turning the handle. Everything alright in there? Without hesitation, James ran for the window and opened it. I could hear the faint chime of the alarm from somewhere out in the hall. Paul's jiggling of the locked door grew more aggressive. Now what the hell's going on in there?
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Open the door! When he started pounding on it, I threw on my bag and joined James, who was already halfway out the window. Together, we scurried on the roof, hopped onto the back porch, and dropped down onto the rather large portico above the back door. I'd almost fallen down the side, but James held me up. A loud crash came booming from back up in his room. I looked up. Don't stop! James yelled.
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He jumped first onto the lawn, and I followed. Both of my feet and knees took the impact hard, the ground underneath the autumn foliage deceptively solid. James held me up, and we took off running. Against his advice, I looked back and saw Paul peeking out James' window. He shouted to us and then disappeared. James had already separated himself a good distance from me.
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I kept pushing my legs as he called back for me to do so, my backpack bouncing off my ass with each stride. There was a road in the distance, the same road I'd trudged along to get here. I could see where it met the orange and purple sky. It felt like it was never getting any closer.
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gunshot rang loud ripping across the plains paul was now standing by the back door aiming a rifle in our direction his crimes chasing us behind the gunpowder my word another bang and my legs buckled when i reached the gazebo i hid behind it to catch my breath there was a sharp debilitating pain in my side i held myself up one of those railings and thought i could feel my heartbeat vibrating against the wood i swore if i'd survive this i would quit smoking
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peaked around the corner and saw Paul hurry into the garage, James calling out for me by the road. But as I stood there, frozen against the gazebo, flags caressing my shoulder, I thought about the girl buried underneath. What if James was right? What if nobody ever found Michaela's remains? What if we didn't make it out of there and nobody ever knew?
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No, no, no. About, like, if we don't leave now, we're dead. What if James is right about no one knows about this?
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That's fair. That's fair. I guess she's saying, like, what if James is right that we're going to die and no one will ever know?
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No, he's right. He's right. You're going to die. No one's ever going to know.
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I thought for a while it would be like the whole liar revealed set up. But it's like, nope, nope, that's not what we're doing here.
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It's like, okay, well, here we are. What if we didn't make it out of there? Nobody ever knew. I thought of my own story, unheard and not believed. When I told my dad what my uncle had done all those years, he hit me. Couldn't let this story stay buried, too. Took out my lighter and lit a flag, and then another.
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It's like, it's no, it's, she's kind of got that. It's not Southern, but it's like Wyoming sort of. Like the mid, like a Northwest draw, you know? How does that go for you? What does that look like for you? I can't do impressions. I don't want to do that to myself right now. It's like, it's kind of Valley girl. I can't, you know what? Whatever your heart thinks is the right move. This one. Okay.
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The fire burned slowly, picking up quick as it caught onto more flags and dreamcatchers, then down to the plants below. I stumbled back and watched the flames spread and dance along the darkening sky. I hoped, at the very least, it would be a distraction, more so enough to attract law enforcement. I could hear Linda's shrill voice crying out at the sight of it.
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She rushed around the side of the house with groceries in her hands, calling out for her husband who had just sped off in his truck. He was coming. I made one last dash for James, who was impatiently waving me on. He took my arm and led me across the road his father would soon be turning onto. He slipped into the cornfield and kept going until we heard the roar of an engine pass by.
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It froze until there was nothing but the wind, the pain on my side still nagging me. As dark as the sky had rapidly grown, it was even darker in that field, the corn towering over us, clinging to life as much as we were. Paul's headlights were shining through from not much farther ahead. He waited in terror for a crunch or a shout or, ideally, for the truck to zoom off.
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Another gunshot rang high into the air. I gasped and had to cover my mouth to quiet my breathing. "'What are you doing with my son?' Paul called in a sing-songy fashion. We could hear him walking about over the sound of his engine purring. "'Where the fuck are you?'
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His footsteps wandered around, farther, closer than farther again, separated only by the sound of swishing corn as he searched randomly along the outer edge." There was a pause, followed by a door slamming shut, Paul's truck whirled and sped back down the road. I exhaled as James tugged on my arm and instructed to keep going.
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Pushed through more corn and followed along the road as best as we could. I never would have imagined being in this situation when I walked down it earlier that day. Now I was wishing I never had. Sirens suddenly wailed nearby and eventually rushed past us. The glow of the flames grew noticeably brighter in the distance. Smoke visible high above the fields. Holy shit! Come on!
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I wasn't. We shuffled farther through the corn, shoving it aside more aggressively as we went. I could hardly see more than a few feet in front of me. After a while, we could hear a steady buzz of passing vehicles, indicating that we'd reached the city, but also the end of the cornfields. We stepped out onto a road and into the glow of streetlights.
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I felt like I could breathe again for just a moment. You ready? We got to move quick, but we got to blend in. I'd realized in that moment how truly young James was and how insane I was for having put my life in his hands. I was 28, but felt just like the same little girl I was all those years ago, hoping her father would protect her. Only hope James was better at it.
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We dashed across an empty street and then slipped into the downtown area. I kept my head down. Most of the businesses on the strip were closed for the night, but the bar I'd seen earlier was now glowing in its neon signs, which did a good job masking its otherwise unapproachable facade. There were locals standing outside having a smoke, drunkenly arguing about nothing.
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James and I crossed the street. When we reached the bus station, I was relieved to see the lights were still on. This relief would not last forever. Incoming only, folks. You'll have to wait until morning. Sorry. I was already making my way for the exit. James caught up with me.
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I'm getting the fuck out of here. What am I supposed to do? He followed alongside me, being more conspicuous than I would have liked. He stopped and leaned in close.
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Come with me or don't. I'm leaving. I was on the verge of crying, the lump in my throat growing larger. James stood there to complete loss. I looked at him and saw the five-year-old boy who woke up in the night all alone, the streetlights above shining in his eyes like the headlights he'd watched disappear. I'm sorry.
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I couldn't believe I had said it and meant it. Then I realized James couldn't go home. My fire failed, he was going to be on his own, on the run, and homeless at 17. Just like I was. They're going to find Michaela, then you'll be safe. He was trembling.
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I had no answer. Not one he would have liked anyway. Even if he made a call to the police that very moment, I could already see Paul going home and putting the rifle to Linda's head before putting it in his mouth. I wondered if he already had. I think James did too. He leaned into me and started to cry. He was a whole foot taller than me and bony, but I held on to him.
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Not like I had with Paul or Linda, but with earnest. "'Excuse me!' A voice suddenly called out to us. I was about to run when I saw a familiar face. The old man I'd smoked with earlier was approaching us from the mechanic slot next to us. His face twisted when he recognized me back. "'Oh, it's you, Abby, right?' Everything all right over here? James and I looked at each other but said nothing.
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I'll trust you to it. All right. We'll see. Well, if it's horrible, I don't want to be judged. Okay, well, you should be, I think. Also, if my voice is a little rough in this episode, I apologize. I was on a flight yesterday, and there was a guy behind me who just had the wettest... like sickly cough. I think I've ever heard. It sounded like he was like gurgling as he was coughing.
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An idea crossed my mind. Actually, no, sir. We're stuck here, too. The man whose name I'd forgotten grinned. Huh. Well, car's fixed.
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Yes, that's perfect. James and I followed the man back to the lot and hopped into his old station wagon. I took the front. I thanked the old man repeatedly, even offered him gas money, but he refused it. He said he was happy to help. He introduced himself to a catatonic James in back, reminding me his name was Frank.
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Eyes kept darting between Frank's and the rearview mirror he was periodically checking. James was huffing short, panicked breaths. I wondered if he needed his meds. We drove in silence for a while. You couldn't see anything beyond the headlights path, just a deep, empty void. The old man tried to spark up conversation, but neither James nor I were up for it.
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He asked if we wanted the radio on or off, if we were hungry, if we were cold, hot. Each time I told him we were fine. We took the hint and we drove for hours down the same stretch of highway, having barely spoken, until James had fallen asleep.
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Very sure you and your friend are okay. Frank kept his voice just above the hum of the radio. I assured him once more we were fine, and even though my mind was still back on Lincoln Avenue, wondering what had been happening that very moment at the Murray household, if the flames revealed the truth below, or if they were extinguished before they got the chance.
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I played an imagined scene in my mind over and over. the fire trucks, the inspection of the damage, Paul watching eagerly nearby, ready to run, the discovery of bones, the call to the sheriff, the arrest of the man he'd known and tried to help all those years ago, or whom he might now have to hunt down. Well, at least tell me your real name. Frank asked, bringing me back to reality.
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We had so clearly been withholding the truth from this poor man. All he wanted was just a small piece of it. Maybe so he could justify the crazy thing he had done that day. I looked down at my fidgeting hands and noticed the purple bracelet still tight on my wrist. The pink lettering of Michaela's name flashing with every passing streetlight. I'd forgotten that I was still wearing it.
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I thought about how badly I wanted to give her the ending she deserved. The one she'd won for herself. An escape? Freedom? How easy it would have been to do it, to say your name. It's Rachel. I uttered instead. Frank smiled at me.
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I let him drive us another hour. It was almost midnight. When I woke James to get out, he jumped. I had Frank drop us off at a cheap bed and breakfast, something I'd grown quite accustomed to over the years. I tried once more to pay him, but he wound up giving me money instead. It wasn't much, but the gesture alone was beyond kind.
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In spite of everything I'd been through that day and all that came before it, it wasn't any less meaningful coming across someone as genuinely good as that man. I felt bad that I lied to him about my name again.
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That's a fun little way to end that little section of the story.
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We still don't know her. This story has... I'm like... The emotion works. You know, like the... Like her... Like she came from a troubled background and now she kind of sees James in the same position she was. So she feels like this kind of like duty to help him in spite of herself and stuff like that. Like even if it's kind of a...
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Kind of played out thing of like the person who went through trouble wanting to help someone else through the trouble. I like it.
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I was like sitting there and I was like, where are you going with this?
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Maybe I can't write what happened to me, but maybe I can write like the narrative around this girl. Yeah. Yeah. James and I shared a bed sleeping head to toe beside a rattling air conditioner and I wouldn't have slept anyway. I was plenty happy with the four hours I got. I woke early the following morning. I stepped outside for a cigarette and enjoyed every moment of it. I'd quit another day.
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Like, like as the cough was floating around me, like you could smell the pestilence in it. It was rough. So I'm feeling a little under the weather today. I think I caught whatever he has. I am. Um, I'm once again, a rat inside of God's hot car. Uh,
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James was sitting up in bed by the time I went back inside. His hair an awful mess. His tired eyes red. He'd asked me what our plan was. He was impatient and I understood. I told him that we should eat breakfast first and figure it out from there. It had almost been an entire day since I'd last eaten. When we entered the dining area, we saw that there was only a few other guests inside.
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I still wanted a table and back, but James insisted we sit by the bar where a TV was playing the news. I gave in. He's worried about his mother, and I couldn't blame him for that. I'd have been worried about mine too if she were still alive. I was really hoping this aspect of our lives remained different. James was glued to the TV, even as the waitress came and took our order.
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You're going to drive yourself crazy," I told him as she walked away. He shook his head at me and kept his eyes fixed. We sat in silence as we waited for our food, potentially news. Your coat. You left your coat at my house. I laughed, to which James blinked.
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It wasn't long before the waitress arrived with our meals. We ordered the same thing, only my eggs were scrambled. There was something about the smell of bacon and home fries that brought comfort strong enough to make you forget that you were on the run. I moaned at the first bite. Probably could have eaten both plates. You didn't have to moan.
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I even thought I saw a moment of calm in James' face as he ate. TV caught our attention.
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The home of Michaela Murray. James nearly fell out of his seat. Dropped my fork. Home fry fell on the floor.
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I wanted to turn back to James, but was afraid of the look on his face.
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It cut to the sheriff's press conference. He spoke matter-of-factly while cameras clicked all around him.
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The fire department responded to a 911 call around 5 p.m. last night.
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James Quilled. They found her! That is insane that that actually worked. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be honest. I'm like, huh? I did not think that would happen. Yeah, I was like... Wait, hold on. A young woman and child? Yeah. No, there's a child's body down there.
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So one of them is definitely Michaela, but there's also a child down there.
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Oh, that's a good point. OK, so, well, maybe. But anyway. Oh, God. Or it's Michaela. It doesn't. I'm not going to go ahead. yeah i know what you were thinking i know where your brain because my brain also put that together but i'm like i'm not gonna entertain that thought out loud yeah i ignored him my face sunken waitresses and patrons were noticing our panic state something wasn't right
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She'd been buried under there for so long, there shouldn't have been much to find. And a child?
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My God! Yo, oh no! Oh, the humanity. She was alive until last night. Wait, what? Wait, what? Oh, my God. Keep reading. I couldn't feel my body. I turned around and stared down at my shaking hands on the table. The world caving in on me. What happened? James cried. His breathing was heavy. His eyes bulging out of their sockets, staring at me, bewildered. I finally looked at him. I killed Michaela.
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And that's it? She set the fire. I killed her. And that's the story?
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you find out this girl who the whole, the whole ethos has been like, I'm going to make her truth known. I'm going to make her story known. I'm going to do for her what no one did for me. She was alive at the basement. So the implication is that the baby was like an incest baby. Yeah. That's the idea. Yeah. Yeah.
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Um, I mean, maybe she does. Maybe she doesn't know that her daughter is in a bunker outside, you know?
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I doubt the baby was having like toys and babies are us back. This was sort of, this was certainly like a fallout bunker set up. Yeah.
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God. What a bummer ending. Well, she was alive, but we killed her halfway through the story.
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Here we go. I pretended to be a missing girl. Michaela Murray went missing 12 years ago, on the eve of her 18th birthday. She didn't have any big plans or anything, but her friends described her as having been in a particularly good mood for what was an otherwise perfectly normal Friday.
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She had more in common with Michaela than she thought.
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Yeah. Yeah. So Michaela gets kidnapped by her dad thrown in the bunker. That explains why. He suspect James of knowing something and then shoots at our protagonist as they're running away. Cause like, he's trying to keep his, like, uh, his daughter who he's holding. It was like a mother, mother skin, like in the bunker. And he's like shooting at him as they're running away.
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I mean, I guess, but I mean, on one hand, the fire worked by exposing what he was doing, but it also killed Michaela.
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The dad's a psychopath and the mom like genuinely cares about her daughter and doesn't know that her husband is holding her daughter as like a slave wife. Yeah, yeah.
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She'd gone to school, soccer practice, work, and then came home for a night of movies with her kid brother, James. He was more excited for her birthday than she was, even wanted to stay awake with her until midnight, but, of course, had fallen asleep right away.
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Because, yeah, because the mom knows she walks in and they just kill her.
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I mean, a wild movie. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. I'm like, this is a pretty short story compared to how long you could take this idea. So making a film out of this, there's so much potential to expand it, right? Yeah, there's no shot. To add more scenes like that, more levels.
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I'd be down for it if it was satisfied up until that point.
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I think the way the setup worked though, the mom can't know because I think it's stronger that way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And like, if, if this girl pretending to be Michaela walks into the house and the dad knows and the mom knows, and they can just like, and they, and they both know that James is suspicious. They can do whatever they want. They can like,
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kill they can kill this new girl or whatever so i i think that the way the story is written here it has to go that direction but i mean man dude talk about a ride like going from oh we're going to manipulate this family into um they know they're not missing because he killed her then they're shooting at herself and then the end reveal that they killed her in the fire like dude i uh i
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When he woke in the middle of the night, he saw her headlight shining through his window and watched as they rushed down their country road, not knowing that it was the last he'd ever see her. The poor kid was only five and would be forever tormented over why she'd left him, or why she'd never come back.
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Well, that's, that's what, that's what the potential it has when it goes into a film.
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See, I think I saw an article that said he did, or I saw something somewhere that's like, he's being adapted with it or he's a part of the writing team or
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I was looking at Eric Roth. He also wrote like Killers of the Flower Moon. He has so many. He has some accolades. I'm curious to see what dramatic role this goes to. Listen to this. Forrest Gump. Killers of the Flower Moon. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
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I forget the actor's name. In my head, I imagined him as the guy who plays the zombie in Warm Bodies.
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It wasn't until the sun came up on that cold Saturday morning that anyone realized something was wrong. Her parents entered her room to wish her a happy birthday, only to find her bed empty, car gone, and phone off. They'd started their rounds of calls to all of Michaela's friends, but nobody had seen or heard from her.
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I mean, there's a little bit of our main character being like, I don't want him to be the way I was. She goes from manipulative to wanting to take him with her.
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Yeah, of course, of course. But she did have there. And I think this is probably where the movie will go. She did have a tone midway through of like, maybe I need to tell someone's story just because mine couldn't be told stuff. So there's like, the story tries to set up an understanding of why she's the way that she is with her previous abuse and stuff like that.
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And then it's like, maybe I don't have to be like this just because I grew up like this. Like the story starts to give her an about face when it comes to her motivations and ethics and, But then that's ripped away from her because it turns out, no, you killed the girl who you're trying to write the story of, which is a brutal, brutal slap down.
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Panic really started to set in when Michaela's car was found abandoned on the side of a heavily wooded road, facing the wrong direction, practically in the middle of nowhere. There were no parks or hiking trails, nor were there any signs of a struggle, or any evidence of where she might have gone next. Until Michaela's parents followed that road on a map, they knew she had a boyfriend, Tom.
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But it's just like, I'm trying to tell the story for this girl. Oops.
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That's it. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. What's funny is I'm looking at the original version that was posted in NoSleep. So the original version ends with that conversation in the car where the guy's like, will you at least tell me your name? And she gets out. And then it ends and says...
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I paused, I looked down at my hands, I'd forgotten I was still wearing it, and then says, relax, I didn't do what you think I did. That would have been a mistake. But when the old man dropped me off at the rest stop early the next morning, I saw that I'd already made a much bigger one. And then it links to a picture of a newspaper article that tells us the same thing.
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That says missing girls, body found late last evening. Authorities responded to a house fire in Lincoln Avenue. And then we get the same readout of what happened.
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Yeah, I think this is interesting because I actually hadn't heard of this no sleep story before, and it's only four years old, which for most no sleep stories is pretty short. It's pretty recent.
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He was a year older and had just gone off to college. He'd been trying to get Michaela to come visit him, but her parents forbid it. but if they hadn't, this was the very road Michaela would have taken to get there. So while Linda Murray filed the missing persons report, Paul Murray sped on up that road, all the way to Tom's university.
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You like that? You like caring about these characters. You like that? And it's done. That's going to happen. It's just like, that's what you get. It's just like, and there it is. Bedtime.
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So it's interesting looking at the newspaper clipping ending, which I haven't read the entire version on No Sleep, but going off the newspaper clipping, it seems like in the original version, she ran away on her own and James didn't go with her or got separated from James at some point. And there's no mention of Michaela in the bunker having a child.
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It just says she died in the fire, her body found. And then it says parents Paul and Linda have been placed under arrest with their remaining child James now being questioned by the FBI. So... Thank you.
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Tom swore to him, and later the investigators, that he hadn't seen her in weeks, that he had been in his room studying that night. His roommate confirmed as such, with the added disclosure of having later gone home, where he then spent that weekend. The rest was uncertain.
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The police looked deeper into Tom and found strands of Michaela's hair in his car, which proved nothing foul, but it spooked him enough into admitting that he'd seen Michaela more recently than he'd stated. That he'd picked her up late the weekend prior for a midnight drive. This ended precisely like what had happened the night she'd gone missing, but police found nothing to substantiate it.
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Tom was eventually cleared as a suspect and the Murrays would never let it go. They were certain he was involved in Michaela's disappearance. So certain that Paul Murray spent several nights sitting outside Tom's dorm waiting to catch his daughter going in or out.
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Tom's family wanted to press charges, but Paul had friends in the sheriff's office who assured the family that it would not happen again and left Paul with a very stern warning. But being friends with law enforcement only went so far, and the case would soon go cold. Days, weeks, and months passing by without any further updates.
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The public moved on, while the people in Michaela's life were left with this dark cloud of uncertainty. Wondering what had happened to her. If she was out there somewhere. Alive. And she was. She was about to return home after more than a decade gone. Because I'm Michaela Murray, and I ran away that night to start a new life. That's what I told the Murrays, anyway.
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I had no idea what happened to that girl. That's a fun hook. Okay. That's a fun hook.
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makes it sound like i'm sitting outside the building i don't like right now you're like what's the problem is this a crime i do think uh it is illegal to set outside of a student's dorm or at least like it's probably illegal to the campus right i guess yeah because i well i guess it would be because that's probably private property i would assume they 100 would ask you to leave
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And if you didn't leave, then you'd be trespassing.
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r slash websites i think we're reading the version from r slash short stories because i think it's the updated version yes so the author is a guy named joe coat uh on joe coat no sleep or on reddit his name is j coat 12 um he originally wrote the story to r slash no sleep and it was a shorter version that actually had a link at the end that made it seem like the ending of the story was in a newspaper like it was a newspaper clipping which is pretty cool but
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Mm-hmm. I'm excited. Let's see where this goes. I'm awful. I know. I'm not proud of myself. I was desperate. Homeless and on the run. Smoking a pack a day. Sleeping with men from bars for money. Only to spend it at another bar and do it all over again. Same, honey. I was stuck and needed...
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That's really funny to imagine you, like, going to bars and being like, hey, toots, you looking for a... Oh, no. Someone warm tonight?
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How you doing, sweetheart? What's your name?
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You ever seen that? You just haven't shaved your hair still like the same way. Nothing's changed.
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Damn, a simple no would have been fine. It's like you're like laying in the alley out back. I'll see you around. You don't know what you missed out on.
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I can whistle better. Yeah. So this is you. The story's about you actually. Sydney Sweeney's playing you in the movie.
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So the recording's been going 17 minutes and 31 seconds. I was wondering how long it would take you to mention Sidney Sweeney's chest. I was proud of you for not doing it in the intro, but 17 minutes, 31 seconds.
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But you still mentioned them. I just knew it would come up eventually. That's fair.
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I was proud of you for not bringing it up in the intro. That was a big step. I know. I'm very proud of you, Hunter. I was stuck and needed a plan. Then I saw her face. Mikayla Murray. It was on a bulletin board at some cheap motel I'd been passing through. There were half a dozen girls out there, and Mikayla stood out. Her blonde hair straight and pretty, her blue eyes as white as her smile.
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It stopped me dead in my tracks, because she looked like me. Exactly like me. I could have swapped in one of my old high school photos and nobody would have noticed. Not that anyone was paying attention to this board or these girls anymore. Even the lady at the motel who spotted me staring said, I ain't coming home, dear, but I don't got the heart to take him down.
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I was curious enough to turn on the phone I'd kept in my bag just in case. My father had long stopped paying for it, but the motel offered free Wi-Fi, and I'd used it to read more about Michaela. I learned that she was only two years older than me, that the photo in the lobby wasn't just a one-off.
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She resembled me in every other photo, of which there were many, along with theories about what had happened to her. I couldn't have given any less of a shit about that rabbit hole. What got my interest were the earrings Michaela wore in these photos, or the necklace her mother wore at the press conference, or the watch on her dad's wrist.
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As I dug deeper, it became clear that the Murrays had money. A fair good amount of it. After entering Jerry from the... Damn.
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But then he decided to do a rewrite, add on to the story a bit more, and posted a second version of it in r slash short story. So that's the version we're going to be reading today. But both of those say they were posted four years ago. So as far as like horror stories on Reddit goes, that's pretty recent from what we've seen.
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Who's there? I said that, and I'm like, all right, well, that was like a trap card for Hunter.
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Yeah. Hunter gets to draw three additional insults from his deck. Yeah, you're gay. That's just pot of green steel.
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Hey, what's going on? Why won't you talk to me? I guess there's no point. What do you mean? I read disadvantageous tweets and we don't have a chance, do we?
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The Sun Vanished | Creep Cast
As I said, she's safe with us. We've been the ones you ignored for a very long time. We contacted you and at the sun vanished multiple times and you did not cooperate.
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No, no, no. Use the Twitter account. We must stop all resistance efforts against the invaders. It only hurts our chances of future survival.
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The Sun Vanished | Creep Cast
It means that if we continue fighting against the occupiers, there's a very good chance that we all go extinct.
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Dun, dun, dun. TSV, you cannot honestly believe in this shit. They just want control.
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We would just encourage them to wipe us out entirely. We know what they are capable of. I don't know what to believe. I just need some time to think. Well, I don't.
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Did I ever stop to think about myself? Beyond survival? Damn you. Why did you leave me when I needed you? I was-
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The Sun Vanished | Creep Cast
Wipe the steam off the glass. I can't see everything. I was not taking videos of your wife in the shower.
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The Sun Vanished | Creep Cast
My best friend's nudes of my wife have vanished. My wife vanished. Does my wife vanish?
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Lol, dude, you have no fucking idea. That would be you in any kind of crisis.
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The Sun Vanished | Creep Cast
He's probably the one saying it. He's probably the one saying your name.
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Sorry. I just love the idea. It's just such a kid's perspective of the world.
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Yeah, you probably don't want to be coming up near here. Hey, alien, I'm going to bop you real good in the head if you don't come here. It's like fucking Tom and Jerry.
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The Sun Vanished | Creep Cast
Hey, brother. I'm from British Columbia. I don't know much, but I do know that you should never look into the red light. Ever. If you do, you become like the guy who was at your door.
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So to give you some background, my name is Tucker. I live in Virginia. I was working a night shift when all of this shenanigans went down.
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Long story short, when I was heading out of town to get away from the mess, I met this guy named Flynn, who was talking about these things that hunt people down.
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Flynn and I started traveling together after that. We had been finding dark places to hide, enough food and water to stay alive, and we were doing pretty good for the first week. But then just a few days ago, he came back inside after taking a leak and started losing it. Kept going on and on, just talking nonsense.
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It went on for days, and I was worried that all the stress from the situation got to him.
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God damn, dude. Fucking sun vanish might be an alien. Those long ass fingers. Good lord.
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The Sun Vanished | Creep Cast
Has a son been walking around your backyard lately? Hello? Hello?
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I would recommend stacking cups. As long as no one finds their true weakness.
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I feel like you've practiced in the mirror. I'm Corpse Husband, and this is Creepcast. I'm Corpse Husband, but I just got possessed by Isaiah.
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Maybe in a different lifetime, kid. Maybe in a different lifetime.
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Nothing. Nothing. Where'd you say you were at again? Yeah, where are you at? Hello? I don't think... Talk to me!
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Yeah, if we don't have the Chevy Malibu, we have nothing. Give up, kid. That was our last hope.
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The house was way more kept up on the outside. Looks like it's been a shithole for a long time. Jesus.
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Yeah, it's 11am right now. Yes. Kind of strange that it's so dark, huh? Anyways.
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I'd be like, why the hell did I do that? What's wrong with me? That's good.
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Oh, fuck. Oh, this bloke's fucking chasing me. I don't know what to do.
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What kind of pain? This is what it sounds like, by the way, to get your arm snapped.
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I also forget that the 14-year-old girl was talking to the military. But it's also for some reason, the colonel's not messaging me anymore.
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Dagons Mirror | Creepcast
The only description he gives us is he's glassy-eyed and mute, right?
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My uncle was questioned about the incident, of course, but denied ever seeing the boy, let alone speaking to him or causing him harm. This event left me even more isolated from the other children. Before that night, they might have included me in their torments, but once Jamie had been forever silenced, they avoided me completely. I very rarely saw Uncle Marsh in person.
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So this seems to be an up-and-coming writer. So if this story is cool, you all certainly check him out. And hopefully... Nick continues to make these kinds of things. But first of all, let's check out the story. It's got an 8.7 out of 10 on creepypasta.com, which is pretty good.
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Occasionally, he would show up at a family get-together or function to make a token effort to remind us that he still existed in this world, only to disappear just as abruptly as he had arrived. My father, in particular, despised the man. He hated the appearance of his brother-in-law, and he hated that his wife and son were kin to the man.
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Most of all, he hated the way Marsh collected queer objects and strange, moldy tomes. Marsh was something of a scholar, at least of a certain sort, and loved to devour information from his astounding collection of books. His library consisted of a mass of sprawling grimoires and papers scattered around his living room in no discernible order.
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Chaotic, crumbling mess of ancient and esoteric knowledge. Many of those decaying musty volumes were written in languages unspoken in the isolated villages and hamlets of northwest England. Arcade German, French, Latin, Greek, scripts so wholly alien in structure that they must have been impossibly extraterrestrial in origin.
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Other, far stranger items dotted the cramped rooms of the cottage that Marsh called home. Warped, bent skulls, exotic stuffed birds, crystals shaped in geometric arrangements that were maddingly complex. This was the legacy of my Uncle Marsh, a repulsive, isolated, semi-antiquarian, semi-human recluse, obsessed with the forbidden and in love with the wicked and strange.
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At the edge of a cemetery in a swamp on the corner of town. Like a Resident Evil house. It really is.
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You're talking about, you're talking about Resident Evil biohazard. My apology.
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Yeah, it's like it's constantly humid there. It's like a swamp bubbles up. Everything stinks. Yeah.
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He's an old man. That's what they do. Look, they're old. Do you want them to not put people in swamps, in swamp nets?
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Okay, so I guess he's just not supposed to use it. If you want him to not use it, you should have talked to him before he bought the net.
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Look, if you're willing to make a deal, that's fine. But to just ask him not to do it, I feel is a little unfair.
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It was at the tail end of like parents recognizing that children can die.
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Well, it depends if it's a famous story. No, because then people will vote it highly or lowly for the meme, right? Like jump the killers, like nine stars or something, right. Or wise, um, to, because it's funny, but if it's not super popular, then typically the ratings are more legitimate because people are rating it in earnest.
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No, absolutely not. I'm with the kids. I'm throwing eggs at his house.
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Fucking slits my throat in my sleep. I would love an excuse to use my stinger ground doctrine to eliminate this freak from the earth.
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All these memories and thoughts flashed vividly in my mind as I sat opposite the stern, cold face of Mr. Fisher, my family's long-suffering solicitor. Just seconds ago, he had impassionately read out aloud the contents of my uncle's last will and testament, in which a man I barely knew and had good reason to despise had left me all his earthly and unearthly possessions.
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Uncle Marsh's death had been as singular and strange as his life. In the early morning of July the 24th, 1954... Oh my God, bear trap moment.
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What do you mean bear trap moment? Didn't they say... I said it wasn't going to be in the 50s. You know what? That is a...
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bear trap that one was pretty good that one was that one i will say i was not getting 50s at all i was getting like 1800s really you were did you actually think it was going to be like 1800s something about the reading in the early part made me feel like this was like an old village i mean dude it reads like fucking hansel and gretel or something yeah that's what gave me the idea of like grim's fairy tale yeah yeah yeah i mean it has that vibe
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Until he said high school, or not high school, he said summer break. And I was like, okay, maybe not then. But you saying 50s, I was like, no way. And that, all right, you know what? You can have this one. Fine, whatever.
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In the early morning of July 24th, 1954, he had stood naked on the sands of Seascale Beach, Copeland, Cumbria, and walk slowly and deliberately into the waiting maw of the churning Irish Sea. trill of large, flat footprints in the sand, and a pile of scattered clothing were all that had remained of the man.
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You know what this feels like a lot to me? This feels like it would be an Ito story.
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So if you go to like binge around, it's got thousands of 10 stars. Cause people are, you know, being the people, um, But something like this, having 8.7 is probably pretty close, pretty close to the bottom.
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I can almost see in my mind this being like an Ito comic, like a large glassy-eyed man who, like, you see him transform into a fish as he's walking.
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It's a lot like that vignette from Uzumaki, the kid that becomes a snail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Very similar. Although a body was never found, he was declared legally dead some years after and had left instructions with Mr. Fisher that I, his only nephew, was to receive all he had ever owned. The significance of the location of his demise was not lost upon me.
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For decades ago, my family had lived in the town of Seascale. The sea had always been in the family's blood. Many a marsh had took to the waves as fishermen, sailors, and even pirates. The least of one was to believe the various myths and legends surrounding us, for the marsh blood was tainted, or so the story said. This is... Dude, I feel, like, cozy right now. Like, the... You know what?
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It kind of feels like a sea shanty, too. Yeah, yeah. Like, the way it's worded and, like, my family comes from the sailors of the sea. And it's like they got a curse at some point that made them, like, into fish people or whatever. It's like, this is Joe.
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I'm honestly dumb to it as well, especially... I'm surprised you've never done a video on, like, the North Sea.
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I kind of touched on it before, and, like... other videos I've talked about like the, um, cause a lot of that relates to like the idea of like the wool, like the lost country and the ice wall and stuff like that. And, you know, maps and things like that. So I've kind of touched on that a little bit, but not specifically the North sea, but yeah, you're right.
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That would be, that would be something interesting looking to the original branch of the family had come to England from the United States where a great deal of my relatives had lived in the decaying and damned port town of Innsmouth, Massachusetts. Yeah. Oh, there it is. There she is.
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There she goes. For those that don't know, Innsmouth is a city that's mentioned a lot in Lovecraft's words.
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So pretty, pretty recent, especially like older stories on creepypasta.com too have been around there long enough that people have like voted willy-nilly on stuff. But if it's this recent, most people who are still reading the website mean it, right? I don't think so. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see.
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The fish people. Innsmouth itself was a nest of horrid myths and repulsive witch lore. We had come to Cumbria under a cloud of dark suspicion and dread, chased out by the locals as warlocks and werewolves. forced to cross the bitter Atlantic and finally ejected upon the shores of Old Blighty. Whatever is, was, that had... Oh, this language.
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Whatever is, was... Whatever is, was, that had segregated us from the other branches of the family. For many a marsh still resided in Rotting Innsmouth. One can say... My grandparents certainly would not discuss the matter.
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My own family had made the move away from Copeland and into the small village of Barton, Cheshire, due to a chance meeting between my mother and father during a blistering hot summer holiday, which my father had chosen to spend by the seaside. Oh, he was by the sea and fell in love with a mermaid? Is that where this is going?
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I always like it because, for one, sea shanties are beautiful and stuff like that. But I always like these. like pirate lore and stuff like that. Cause I am terrified of the ocean. So I love the idea for one of monsters being it, but I also love the kind of person that would like best it, that would want to conquer it. Yeah.
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If you don't have a fear of the ocean, if I'm being honest, a hundred percent, it's terrifying, but that's why there's such a, it's so cool to have stories of people like wanting to sail to it. Like, you know, conquer them.
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I think the bottom of the ocean is the most terrifying concept in the world to me. I'm also incredibly claustrophobic. I don't even like thinking about this.
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And they can move through it way better than you can, and your visibility is lower.
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Yeah, you pass an area called the midnight zone where there's zero light particles. Like, they just quit.
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I'm going to start throwing hands. I'm at my limit. My father had been a keen lover of architecture, from ancient Roman ruins to Georgian estates. He had traveled the length and breadth of Britain in search of historical adventure. He was during such a trip that he learned of Seaskill and its magnificent Victorian hotel, the Scafell.
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What's your opinion of Lovecraft and how much stuff of his are you familiar with?
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During his stay in the town, he had encountered my mother on the beach. She collected various seashells, live crabs and bits of driftwood. Trapped by her large green eyes and raven black hair, Father spent much of the summer with the strange girl who had become my mother, but quickly became close friends with confidence. Talk about seagirls, black hair, green eyes. Goddamn, dude.
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Let's go, brother. Some months later, two young lovers were engaged, made the move to my father's home village, marrying at the parish church before buying a home in one of the cramped, sloping alleys of shadow-haunted Barton. Fortunately, there had been an unwelcome catch to his otherwise auspicious joining. Sebastian, my mother's elder brother, would also be making the move to Martin with them.
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My grandparents, you see, were sadly in no fit state to look after the man, who was himself somewhat mentally disadvantaged, or backward, as my father would say, wholly ignorant of the many social norms we often take for granted in this day and age.
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The Elder Marshes were hopelessly advanced in age, too, and it was clear that they feared for their son's well-being when the inevitable shedding of their mortal coil take them to the cold and unwelcoming grave.
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So with great reluctance, but also out of love for his wife, my father agreed to take Sebastian with them to Martin, where he lived with them for several months before finally acquiring the decomposing cottage in the woods behind the cemetery. Not long after my parents' marriage, my Marsh grandparents succumbed to a kind of wasting disease.
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I never actually seen either of them, nor had my father encountered them more than a handful of times, as they did not even have the strength to attend their daughter's wedding. Sebastian and my mother both attended the funeral in Seascale, in which a few gray, shadowy strangers appeared, many of them also bearing the odd, marsh look.
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It was during this time that my uncle acquired the vast bulk of his blighted library and bizarre trinkets from my grandparents' home, nestled as they were in the boarded-up attic bedroom, which they had queerly spent the majority of their latter years in total seclusion.
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Years passed by in Barden, and while my parents had a home for themselves and started a family, my uncle continued to live alone in the woods. His collection of fungal books, stuffed animals, his only company.
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As I have already mentioned, I was by no means close to my uncle, and although I did not hate him with the burning vitriol my father had reserved for the man, he had still unnerved and nauseated me on the few occasions I was unlucky enough to be in the same room as him, and I was genuinely taken aback by being made his sole heir.
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All this, no doubt, accounted for the puzzled look that must have graced my face and to which roused Mr. Fisher to once again break me away from my daydreaming with a short, deliberate cough.
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Snapping out of my thoughts, I focused upon the solicitor and smiled a weak, apologetic expression, and he proceeded to inform me that the cottage was in a cankerous state of decline and would be unsafe and unfit for habitation and advised me strongly from entering it, instead suggesting I hire a few locals to fetch me whatever items I desired and deposit them at my own home.
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He assured me that any effort made to restore the cottage would be nothing but a cash sink and a complete waste of time. It was decayed even by the standards of the other groaning properties that dotted the woods. Truth be told, I had no desire to enter it.
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He gave me a few more details about various bits and pieces my uncle had left me, a few pounds whirled away in a bank account, and also the residence that my grandparents had lived in back in Seaskill, which I simply asked him to put up for sale on my behalf and to sell as cheaply as possible. As luck would have it, he managed to sell it quickly to a distant relative.
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Marsh's cousin, who still resided in the seaside town and wished for whatever reason to acquire the property. After leaving Mr. Fisher's paperwork, I left the office and headed straight to my parents' home to talk about the matter with them both in full.
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My father seemed quite dismissive of the whole affair, assuming wrongly that I would have no interest in anything that had belonged to his deceased nemesis. My mother, on the other hand, seemed greatly unnerved by the matter, at first probing me to see what my intentions were regarding my uncle's belongings.
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Upon hearing that I would be taking them all to my home and cataloging them at my leisure, she could hardly contain her anxiety. This confused me greatly. I assured her that I simply wished to see if there was anything of worth to be sold to collectors, and this seemed to calm her briefly.
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Finding some local strong arms to move the immense hoard of junk from my uncle's cottage into my home proved to be quite difficult at first. Most men of labor in Barton proved to be stupefying in their reluctance to enter gunner's cloth and superstitious regarding the marsh name.
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In the end, I was able to hire a few Polish laborers who, despite being superstitious themselves, were strangers to Barton and ignorant of the mark upon my family's name.
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I busied myself with work during the week or so it took to ransack my uncle's cottage, and at first barely noticed the hoard of books, stuffed animals, skulls, crystals, and various other brick-a-brack that I had the workers stack as neatly as possible in my cellar.
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By the time they had finished, the once-vacant space beneath my house had become a labyrinth worthy of creep, a tartarus of crinkled yellow papers and moaning, saggy shelves.
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Fortunately, I had fitted the old cellar with electricity when I moved in, but the feeble light provided by that one naked bulb hanging in the center of the room seemed to cast more shadow than light, and gave the various glassy-eyed dead animals a haunting quality that kept me away from the collection until I could find someone to take the whole ungodly collection off my hands.
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The whole collection stayed well out of my mind in life for some weeks to come, as work kept me busy and I put off my once-planned mass cataloging in favor of working towards a promotion at the office where I worked as a minor clerk.
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However, when some promotion passed me by, I took a few weeks' leave from my job and decided to see how much money I could make from selling my uncle's grim treasure trove. Working through the collection proved to be a lesson in patience, and it took what seemed to be a lifetime to separate my uncle's notes and diaries from actual printed books and handwritten manuscripts.
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I forgot that Arkham House was Lovecraft stuff originally. So I always think of Batman whenever I think of Arkham.
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When I finally did so, I had before me a collection of wicked and unwholesome tomes. Musty, fat, and swollen with hundreds of pages of information, some of the books dated back centuries. The volumes before me threw me into a state of excitement at the possibility of how much cash could be coughed up by a willing collector. I wrote down the names of as many of the books as I could.
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There was Cultus de Gulis by the Comte de Erte, Der Vermis Mysteris, penned by the necromancer Ludwig Prynne, and Unus Preclacin Colton by Frederick von Juntz. There was also an English translation of a book called Things of the Water, its original title, C'thoth Aquadingen. C'thoth, we get the c'thoth, the thing. Chip of the hat, my lord. Chip of the... Erm, your gold, sir.
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I've tried to get him to read this story for a while now, and he's been like, oh, because I thought it sounds cool. But then he has that intro, so he did think it sounded cool this entire time. He just didn't want to show me enthusiasm for the thing I was interested in. That's fine. That's fine. We're reading it anyway, so it's whatever. But yes, today we are reading Dagon's Mirror.
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Presented on the inner pages in a sprawling, spidery penmanship that I suspected to be of my uncle's creation. The latter was filled with pages of notes written by my uncle. Various rites and rituals underlined in pencil appeared sporadically throughout the interior.
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I tried my best to skim the book, being one of the few written in English, but its contents were so haphazardly laid out and unorganized that I simply could not digest any significant information from within, instead relying upon various words underlined by my uncle. These included, "'Father Dagon, Mother Hydra.'" Cthulhu, Ubo Sathla, Azatoth, and other stranger arrangements of letters.
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Admittedly, I was totally ignorant of the contents of all the books presented before me and dismissed them as either works of fiction or loose fantastical treaties of witchcraft and the occult.
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Neither of these topics interested me in the slightest, so I decided to write down all I could think of as interesting to collectors such as titles, authors, dates, and the strange names of pseudo-gods and prehistoric peoples. I put them in a letter that I sent off to several rare booksellers in London. It did not take long for a reply to reach me.
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One Dr. Artemis Harlan Glass, a collector and bibliophile, had been put in touch with me via one of his contacts and wrote me a fevered response. His excitement barely contained within his beautifully worded letter, he offered to buy the entire collection from me for a king's ransom.
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It was a six-figure sum, so high that I had to sit down immediately upon reading it in order to finish his letter in full and had to re-read it several times to let its contents fully sink in. Dr. Glass had also made it clear that he wanted any and all personal notes made by the book's previous owners in full, which I understood given the gibberish contents contained within the tomes.
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However, I decided that I would not hand over my uncle's diaries for whatever absurd sentimental reason I may have attached to them. In my reply to the doctor, I simply stated that the collection had come as is and that no notes had been found among them.
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I did, however, smooth this over by stating that several of the books had pages underlined with a few scribbles here and there, denoting other manuals and page numbers where other notes and information could be found.
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It wasn't quite the spiderweb of information the doctor had sought, but it appeared to please him nonetheless, and he organized to come and collect the books in person at a prearranged date just a few days after his reply to my offer.
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I informed my parents over some afternoon tea of what the doctor had offered me for the books, and to much humor, my father nearly spat out a mouthful of Earl Grey upon hearing that his son was to become so fabulously wealthy. He seemed overjoyed at the news, not for any dreams of personal gain. He had always been the non-materialistic type, but at the life such money could provide for me.
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I knew that he was also secretly happy that being related to Sebastian March had actually paid off in the end, and the money was at once a source of sweet revenge for him and an ointment to smooth over the wounds left by their various clashes. My mother's reaction was somewhat similar to my father's, but I could not help but think that it was all a put-on.
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This is great things to say about an author we're just now introducing to a large audience, I think. So very good. Good on you for that. I will say I like Lovecraft stuff a lot. I've made a video about Call of Cthulhu, which is his most famous work, but Lovecraft has all kinds of... interesting stories and topics like, and I really love the way a lot of his work gets adapted.
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act, and that she truly did not want to see my uncle's library in the hands of a stranger. If she had but voiced her concerns, I may have changed my mind, or at least sold perhaps only half of the collection left to me. I informed her that I intended to keep my uncle's diaries and personal notes, but she simply shrugged whilst nursing a lukewarm cup of tea.
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My father made a comment about how they would best be used to kindle a fire, and we quickly moved on to the topic of what I would be doing with the money that was soon coming my way. I'll admit that when the day came for the doctor to collect the books, a cloud of regret had fallen over me.
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Despite the ludicrous amount of money that he was offering, I felt somewhat reluctant to part with my uncle's collection. These feelings of doubt, however, were quickly dispelled as a series of brisk rapping penetrated the quiet of my usual afternoon routine, and I opened my front door to welcome my visitor.
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Dr. Glass had an appearance wholly shocking and disturbing to me, despite my familiarity with the grotesque and misshapen. He was both painfully thin and shockingly tall. Despite being bent over at the shoulder, he still towered over me by a clear foot.
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He had the complexion of a fresh corpse, blood drained and transparent, while his head was crowned by a thick head of bushy hair, raven black despite his obvious advanced age. Clothes, too, were as distinct as the man himself, for he clearly dressed in the manner of the gentleman many decades removed from the current age we occupied.
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These fine clothes were, however, somewhat lost on the man, as his willow-like frame caused them to hang off him like folds of dark, dead skin. This scarecrow of a man stood at my threshold, nodded, and extended a withered, wrinkled hand which I met, almost in a trace, with my own. I tried my best not to be repulsed by the doctor's winter-cold skin and long nails as our hands clasped.
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but I feared that a modicum of my discomfort must have been made apparent to the man as a cruel smirk broke across his features as I stepped aside to let him in. I watched as the vampiric form of the doctor entered my home.
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Another wave of anxiety washed over me, for the man whom I had just invited into my house was so far removed from what I imagined a cultivated millionaire scholar to look like that I half fancied a cruel hoax being played upon me. I'd already prepared the collection, and they stood on the table in my living room, wrapped in brown paper and string.
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Upon seeing the pile, the doctor turned to me with his pale gray eyes and spoke to me in a voice so frail and hollow that I had to strain to hear the shriveled syllables that emanated faintly from his thin lips.
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I nodded automatically, as if hypnotized by the man's voice, and watched in fright as he glided over to the table and used his long, gnarled talons to cleanly remove the brown paper barring him from the prize that lay underneath.
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I watched the grim spectacle of the doctor using his sharp nails like some kind of organic letter opener and then greedily scooping up the books in his hands, flicking through their contents with the hungry gaze of a wild predator. Happy with his lot, he turned to me and without even looking me in the eye, sharply withdrew a folded check from his waistcoat pocket and handed it to me.
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Uh, like probably my favorite season of television ever true detective, you know, season one, of course, uh, is like based off of like Lovecraft stories and theories and stuff like that. So it's, it's all very cool. Um,
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I unfolded it and was once again taken aback by the amount written upon it along with my name, quickly placed it in the top drawer of my study desk with an obvious, avaricious celerity. Our business seemingly concluded, I regained my senses and offered the doctor some refreshment.
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which he took thankfully as he singled out a seat in my lounge and with great effort lowered his mummified body down onto. As I poured us both a cup of tea, he continued to plump through his new acquisitions with a look of pure joy. It was a look that seemed out of place, and it was disturbing to see it grow upon his cold, rigid face.
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We talked at length for several hours, during which time he made several inquiries as to where I had acquired my collection, and I felt that he was trying his best to gauge just how much I knew about it.
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Be one of the world's worst liars, I couldn't bring myself to deceive the man who had given me such a huge fortune for some old books and decided instead to tell him exactly where I had acquired the collection.
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I told him all about my uncle, the Marsh family, and our Innsmouth origins, along with the legends surrounding the Gunner's Cloth and the horrible fates that had befallen several of Barton's children. the latter of which he did not seem entirely ignorant of. He listened with interest as I reeled off the collection of even stranger relics that still sat waiting in my cellar to be catalogued.
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Upon hearing this, the doctor set aside his tea and asked politely if he could be permitted to look over these objects. As being knowledgeable of such things, he could quite possibly put me in contact with several antiquarians of his acquaintance who might be interested in purchasing them from me.
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I saw little reason to deny the man who had so generously secured my future and helped to lead him gently down into my cellar by one of his spindly arms. Upon reaching the bottom of the creaking stairs to join the cellar to my house, I stood back as he picked through the objects like a carrion crow looking for the juiciest parts of a rotten corpse. He ignored most of the artifacts before him.
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picking up several crystals and tossing them back dismissively, before making his way to the back of the cellar where, covered in a dusty sheet, stood a tall object that I had yet to bother with, which he revealed at once dramatically with a swift, sharp tug.
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As the dirty, grayed sheet fell ennobling to the ground, the spectacle before us caused us both to pause slack-jawed for its horrid resplendence. For resting gently against the wall, there stood an object so magnificent and terrifying that neither of us could barely speak a word for several minutes, frozen as we were in complete awe.
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It was a mirror that stood some seven feet tall, three feet wide. A perfect rectangle that was framed by the most amazing display of carved golden creatures the like of which I had never seen. The frame was a collection of fish, crustaceans, octopods, and amphibians, all carved beautifully out of a spectral white gold.
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At either end of the mirror, there stood a large carving of what at first appeared to be a mermaid and a merman. On closer inspection, the faces of these characters were not fully human. being instead a horrible amalgamation of fish, frog, octopus, and man.
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They danced and frolicked along the mirror's edge in such a vivid manner that they appeared to sway, as if caught in an invisible breeze, causing my head to spin slightly if I looked upon them for too long. The mirror itself was equally bizarre. A green-blue tint was washed over the glass, and even in the dim light of the cellar, it was obvious that it did not fully reflect the room back at us.
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Instead, it distorted our reflections in a wavy, sloshing manner that made it appear like we were instead looking upon our faces from a murky pond or pool. The doctor stood forward and ran his hands over the gold frame, and shockingly... He gripped the tail of one of the carved mermen, and with great ease, simply bent it and pulled it off.
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The metal fin he then worked over in his hands, rubbing it between his fingers, where it molded and distorted like clay, and not as any earthly metal should have. The plastic metal he then rolled into a ball and placed in one of his pockets. He then bent down with a grimace gesture and picked up the sheet to cover the mirror once more.
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He turned to me with clear concern, etched over his gray face, and suggested that we leave the cellar immediately and make for the lounge. Upon seeing himself back down, he requested some fresh tea and bid me to sit with him. Bro, this story.
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I'm in. Yeah, this is so fun. This is just the way it's worked, the mystique of it.
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It could be It could be, but it could also be that the dad's just dumb to it and didn't like how weird and like the shame that his brother-in-law brought on the family. That's true. But maybe the mom knows and knows that there's a power to this kind of thing. And that's the kind of curse that's affected their family. And that's why it's now been passed off to him. But there's like...
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Maybe the mirror, it says it looks like you're looking into water, like you're seeing your reflection in water. Maybe it can summon things. Maybe it could change you. I think the doctor's about to explain, so I'll keep reading. But yeah, just want to comment. The reason I'm so locked in is because this is dope. I'm loving this. We have not got a story like this, I don't think, yet. This is great.
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The doctor then proceeded to tell me such a fantastic and macabre story that I became dazed, swooning on occasion at the strange mysteries he was inducting me into. He spoke as if my uncle's collection of books were factual, containing within them all the lore of mankind and the millions of years that had rolled on before our race made the slow climb down from the trees.
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He spoke of extraterrestrial invaders who had once called the Earth home, creatures that had seeped down from the stars and held dominion over our world while man's most distant ancestors were still billions of years from appearing on the cosmic stage. These dreadful beings, gods compared to humanity, had experimented with life and in an accident had given birth to the ancestors of the human race.
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He spoke of the elder things, the old ones, the dreaded fungi of Ugoth. as well as the great race of Yith. All visitors to our small and lonely blue planet, he spoke also of the few remnants of this horrid mythology that could still be found swimming and plodding in the darkest reaches of our planet's oceans. This last point he spent much of his time elaborating upon.
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bringing out quotes and page references from things of the water, uttering those unspeakable names I had once glanced over myself, Cthulhu, Dagon, Hydra, the last two of which had their images carved into the mirror's frame.
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represented by the frog-fish thing seated at either end of the disturbing object, a whole race separate from humankind, but also disgustingly intertwined with it, that lived undying in the dim breaches of the ocean bed, swimming through the slowly dissolving ruins of dead, sunken cities such as the dread Yunthalae, where the sun's rays failed to penetrate through the salty gloom. Oh, brother.
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Oh, Hunter. Oh, baby. What do we do? What do we do to deserve all this? Oh, it's so good. Oh, it's just so cool. It's so cool. I love it so much. That's one of my favorite things about like Call of Cthulhu. Like how it talks about there's a city that like is so big we can't comprehend it and it lies beneath the ocean. Things like Cthulhu seem dead or they seem gone because they're just sleeping.
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Yeah. He spoke of an ancient pact made with these Deep Ones that resulted in a mixed heritage of humans and something, and of the twisted families of New England who carried this taint within their blood, marshes being but one. He spoke too about the mirror in my cellar.
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Occasionally the Deep Ones had made such a gift to the tribes of humans who had worshipped them and their old gods as a means of contacting the people below the waves, should they ever be needed in dire times or upon the approaching times of their disgusting. unholy rites.
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By the time the doctor had finished spinning his tale of antiquated horror, the hour had grown late, far too late for him to catch the last train back to London, and so, with a little reluctance, I assured him that a bed would be available for him in my guest room. He retired long before I did.
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Better be fish people. That's all I got to say. I hope there's fish people. I hope there is as well, buddy. We'll see. Or this could also be based off another thing about the old, like, Old Testament god Dagon, but whatever. We'll see. Dagon, Samir, are you ready to begin? Oh, I'm ready. Uncle Marsh had always been the black sheep of our family.
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I found it difficult to sleep at all after hearing about the so-called marsh taint and how it connected with things written down centuries ago within the books my uncle had kept and adored. Was Uncle Marsh looking for something within those books? Was he looking for a cure to his condition, perhaps?
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Whatever he had uncovered from the tome, it had caused him to calmly walk beneath the waves of the freezing Irish Sea without so much as a second glance back at the life he once lived. I do not know exactly what time I had fallen asleep on the couch. A half-empty glass of brandy still cradled in my hand, but I was aware of what had stirred me from the depths of my slumber.
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It had been a crashing sound, like something heavy falling down, and it had greatly disturbed the silence of the house. Blinking the fatigue from my eyes, I immediately thought of the doctor and imagined, aged as he was, that he had left his bed in the night to make use of the facilities and had fallen in the dark.
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Dancing up the steps slightly, I found the door to my guest room open widely, and upon inspection found no occupant within. Indeed, the bed looked like he had not been touched at all. I continued my investigation, finding no one in any of the upper rooms. Hurrying back downstairs, I made for the kitchen and was greeted by a source of light emanating from under the door leading to the cellar.
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Pausing as I touched the door handle, I took a moment to collect my thoughts. Just what was the doctor doing down there? I quietly opened the door and winced as it made a light creaking noise. Whatever misdemeanor the doctor was performing within my home, I was eager to catch him at it red-handed and without excuse.
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As I walked slowly down those rickety wooden stairs, I noticed that the light coming from the cellar was not from the bulb I had fitted, but instead from the far corner. That it was no ordinary light. but a curious green gold that bathed the various artifacts and boxes in a sick phantom glow.
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The scene that greeted me was at once mesmerizing and terrifying, for the glow appeared to come from the mirror itself, which was lying flat upon the floor and not up against the wall as we had left it. The light immediately began to wane as I drew closer until it finally extinguished altogether, causing me to retreat to the stairs and turn on the electric light.
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As the orange bulb hummed into life, another scene invaded my senses and caused my heart to fly into a panic. As bundled up against the wall before me, there lay the doctor. his limbs stiff and his face frozen in an agonizing, bulging-eyed fright. The doctor's lifeless hands were clawing at his own throat.
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A strange smell, like that of the rotting debris found on the beach, penetrated the whole room. With ultimate horror, I noticed a set of wet, inhuman footprints leading from where the mirror lay to where the doctor had expired. Carefully, I made my way down to the floor where the terrible prints lay.
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A thorn in my father's side and a constant reminder of how corrupt and decayed our ancestral roots truly were. Sebastian Frederick Marsh was my mother's elder brother. A genetic throwback. A deviant. If the rumors surrounding him were true, a man acquainted with the most hellish of sins. His appearance was enough to make the most stoic of hearts skip a beat before its shambling gate.
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The water that composed them was thick and gluey, and possessed an awful stench of the sea that made bile rise in my throat. Suddenly, the mirror caught my eye, and I half fancied I saw the surface of it ripple like disturbed water, as if something had just decided to spy upon me before quickly retreating.
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I must have been fainted, for the whole room around me slowly disappeared in a cloud of gray and merciful oblivion, took me away from the cellar, doctor's corpse, the smell of rotting driftwood, and the odious presence of the mirror. Oh, man. That's so cool, Hunter. The mirror looked like water when it was on the ground, and there was something that surfaced in it. There's a great scene.
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The idea of something behind them is terrifying, right? Yeah, of course. Because they give the perception of space, even though nothing's there. So to imagine that there is a space, it's just one we can't see. It's like it plays on natural human-like experience. Like, I see things through there. I know they're not real, but what if they are real? Right. Like, it's fun.
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Of course, an investigation was carried out by the local constabulary, whom I had contacted as soon as my constabulary, Consciousness?
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"...whom I had contacted as soon as my consciousness had returned from whatever restful place it had been slumbering.
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I was deeply worried that I would come under suspicion of foul play, but upon hearing that the doctor was paying me close to a million pounds for some antique books, a fortune I would no longer be getting due to a dispute with his estate that I later became embroiled in, I was cleared of any wrongdoing.
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It was ruled that the doctor had suffered a heart attack and died of natural causes while looking around in the dank of my cellar." For whatever reason, the police force decided to conjure up in their follow-up report. I did not mention the mirror and lied when informing the police that the light of my cellar was on when I found the doctor's body.
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In truth, I had returned the mirror to its position, complete with covered sheet before I had called the police and had also taken the pieces of gold from his pockets. I did this in order to deprive the police of a motive, but also because I simply had no desire for the mirror to come under anyone's scrutiny.
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And I told a single living soul about strange, glowing, and disgusting seaside stenches attached to the grisly scene in my cellar. I had little doubt I would have been carted away and given a new home at Byron House.
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Thankfully, I still had plenty of time left before returning to work, so I was able to come to terms with the loss of my dreams and ambitions that the doctor's money would have afforded me. It was particularly crushing to have had such a fortune laid before me, only to have it cruelly snatched away, seemingly by one of my uncle's possessions.
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I had purposefully kept the thought of the mirror and of those dread footprints far out of my mind, but try as I might, they returned again and again to me, mainly at night when lost in the abyssal embrace of hypnos.
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Again and again the grotesque pantomime played out in my dreams, occasionally with extra details that had either been omitted from the original memory due to shock or added anew from the depths of my disturbed imagination. Sometimes the doctor was still on the cusp of life, sputtering out a blood-drenched warning and pointing at the mirror desperately in his last thrashing moments.
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Other times I witnessed his body slowly being dragged into the mirror as its glass surface splashed and rippled like water. Finally, one terrible night, I had seen what I thought to be a huge, flabby claw sinking back into the surface of the mirror with deliberate...
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flat-headed, thick-lipped, and possessing the largest, glassiest bulging eyes found in the sockets of any earthbound creature. Is this how you would describe me?
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Lugubrious? Lugubrious? With deliberate lugubrious intent. Lugubrious. Lugubrious. Lugubrious. I've never heard that word in my life.
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Okay, lugubrious is an adjective that means causing or marked by an atmosphere lacking in cheer. Red Bull. Cause your mark on S for lacking in cheer. Red Bull. Red Bull, thank you.
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This dream sickness soon became an invading presence in my life, and even when the time came for me to return to work, I would often be so fatigued from the stress of my nightmares that I would finish work early or call in sick on the days after I had experienced a strange session of the feverish night, haunted imaginings.
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I consulted my family doctor who simply dismissed the dreams and prescribed me sleeping pills which I soon discovered made my dreams more vivid, forcing me to discard them after just two nights. Yeah, great time. Desperate to starve off the midnight illusions that plagued my dreams, I took to consuming copious amounts of black coffee and spending my nights sat in my garden smoking cigarettes.
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However, this too did little to alleviate my condition, as the glowing stars looking down upon me took on a far more sinister meaning since my talk with the doctor and I quickly grew fearful of their incessant twinkling. This period of restlessness lasted for nearly a month and resulted in me being fired from my job and losing what little human contact I had in my lonesome life.
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It was an irregular visit from my mother, however, brought me out of my malaise and sharpened my focus once more. I confided in her all those things that Dr. Glass had told me on that fateful night and watched her face remain unchanged throughout the entire revelation. Not so much a revelation for her, I felt.
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Surprisingly, she said very little and simply made a comment while sipping a cup of tea in my garden. Such things had been said about the Marsh family for years, as well as cursed Innsmouth from which our family came. She did admit that she knew very little of our family's roots and had almost no contact with relatives.
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She had practically raised herself, and it was my uncle who had cared for and spent most of his waking hours with their decrepit parents before they died. She then casually reminded me that Marsh had bought my grandparents' house not long after I had been left in my uncle's will, and I realized that I could perhaps alleviate myself of my uncle's possessions in the hopes it would calm my mind.
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Quick visit to Mr. Fisher, and I was furnished with the name Eli Marsh. some kind of distant cousin on my mother's side who had bought and moved into the rotting home my grandparents had dwelled within and to which my uncle was left when they passed away.
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Not wishing to travel to seascale on the chance that I would catch this relative at home, I instead sent a simple note detailing who I was, some details about Uncle Marsh's books, and a description of the mirror.
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I asked if he knew any other details of our family's history that could help to shed some light on the strange occurrences that happened to Dr. Glass and detail the strange effects that the mirror had played out in my cellar that dreadful night. In response to my inquiry, a sparse letter arrived asking me to come visit him at my grandparents' home at my earliest convenience.
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I wasted little time in heeding the summons and boarded the train from the nearest station in East Wish toward Seascale the next day. At Eli's request, I had things of the water securely tucked away in a briefcase along with many of my uncle's notes as I could carry. The train's journey was pleasant enough, with changes over at Manchester Piccadilly and then Barrow-in-Furness.
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Despite the usual overcast weather of northwest England, the countryside was still an open beauty to behold, and I allowed myself a few hours of respite as I drank in the dark green essence of its untamed rolling hills and feral woodlands.
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Eventually, the scenery gave way to the various villages and towns that precipitated the train's arrival in seascale, and the greenery disappeared amidst the dull gray buildings and hotels of the seaside resort. Eli had no intention of meeting me at the station and had instead given me instructions to call upon him at any time of day at my grandparents' home.
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He had expressed a dislike of the daylight, and I imagined that he too must be a victim of the sinister, wasting disease that had afflicted my mother's parents in so gruesome a fashion.
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I had intended to make more of a day for myself in town whilst visiting Eli, but the autumn clouds and light rain do little to vitalize the tourist hunger, and after a short 30-minute stroll around and a lunch at one of the many seaside cafes, I instead decided to make my way straight to the house on Reeds Avenue and see exactly what light my distant cousin could shed upon the macabre conundrum that had made its way into my life.
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Yeah, his appearance was nothing less than outlandish. He would stumble along the cobbled streets of Barton Village every Saturday morning in his weekly sojourn to the local stores. His journey caused his neighbors great unease, and passerbys would cross the street in an effort to avoid exchanging even the simplest of pleasantries with the man.
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Reed's Avenue was a street crowded by various bed and breakfast establishments and other tall, narrow buildings, nothing more than a simple row of heartless Edwardian constructions that overlooked the crumbling coastline and rolling sea. I paused several times and overlooked the benches on my way, allowing myself to fantasize morbidly over my uncle's suicide and final moments.
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that plump, naked, flabby body making its way to the water's edge with as much momentum as its master could muster, and then a simple wade out to sea until his body finally gave into the cold grip of the sea and sank beneath the water.
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The wind around the coast was particularly ferocious, and it not only chilled me, but also carried upon it the seaside stenches of rotting crustaceans and slimy rocks, an aroma that caused my nighttime terrors to resurrect momentarily and persuade me to finally move along. towards the home of Eli Marsh.
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The house was sandwiched in between two beds and breakfasts, a tall three-story building painted in a washed-out white with a rusting iron fence crowning the outside. Every single window visible was either boarded up or concealed with thick curtains. It appeared that Eli was a man who valued his privacy.
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Some simple stone steps led up to the red-painted front door, the only source of color found on the entire building. This was somewhat offset by the peeling paint that revealed a dull, cracked brown beneath. I was about to knock. I noticed a piece of card on the ground, held in place by a bottle of milk that had most definitely soured.
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Short message, or more accurately, an order scribbled upon it in a poor but strangely familiar script. Holding up the card, I opened the front door, which was unlocked as per the note's description. Walked into the gloom of the narrow hallway.
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Yeah, yeah. Like the outside, the interior of the home was much taller than it was wide, and the staircase presented before me appeared to lean oddly at the top, giving the illusion that the house was fatigued and resting upon its neighboring establishment for support. It was difficult to see much in the dark of the hallway.
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I tried to turn on the lights with a few flicks of the nearby switch, but to no avail. A doorway to my right led into what must have been a downstairs living room, and I proceeded to investigate. bare wooden floor and not a scrap of furniture to be found.
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This coupled with thick sheets that had been crudely nailed into the window frame and were doing a superb job of keeping out the feeble light was all the living room had to offer. I quickly established that this was not a home, it was a mausoleum.
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I was about to enter another room leading off from the back of my current whereabouts, kitchen perhaps, when a series of loud, sharp knocks startled me and immediately made me look upwards at the source of their location. I will admit freely that this disturbed me greatly, and I wondered if I had perhaps left reality behind and stumbled onto the pages of the apocryphal ghost story.
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I was particularly disturbed by my uncle's visage as I unfortunately shared a few or more loathsome traits myself. Thankfully, however, these were less pronounced and shocking than those found on my uncle's grim face. My mother, too, shared what was known in Barton as the Marsh Look. although her deviant features, like mine, were softer and even less obvious than my own.
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Nail on the head with that one, yeah. I froze like a rabbit confronted by the sight of a predator and waited in silence to see what would happen next. Again the thumps pierced the silence I stood within, but this time I followed their source and stood at the bottom of the staircase, its thin decayed carpet doing a poor job of concealing the dry rot beneath.
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Whatever courage I summed up must have come from the realization that I was here to see a member of my own family, not some moaning spirit wrapped in chains. I smiled to myself in an effort to banish away the fear that had coiled its way into my heart. Surprisingly, stairs made little noise as I ascended them as quickly as possible, jumping two steps with my stride until I arrived at the landing.
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Several doors lay before me, but only one was open. From the room within, I could hear a series of low wheezes and finally a sickly wet cough. With more than a little reservation, I knocked and gently pushed the door inwards. What greeted me was similar to the downstairs. Bare floorboard, underfoot, and a covered-up window frame. Although, that was not all to be found.
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It was two chairs, large and crimson, covered in dust, had been placed in the center of the room. And sitting in one of them was a shadowy bundle of rags, worn clothing, and worn clothing, at second glance contained the body of a man. It gestured towards the vanquished chair opposite, and I reluctantly obeyed, placing my briefcase down and taking off my hat.
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I could see very little underneath what I presumed to be my cousin's clothing, Even his face was concealed with a scarf and a flat cap balanced ignobility upon his somewhat misshapen head. Words issued forth from my host's mouth, impossible liquid words that were punctuated with wet coughs and struggled breaths.
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There was movement beneath that scarf, but not the simple parting of lips, a series of movements from the neck area, the restless movement of something opening and closing at the rhythm of his speech. The only part of his body visible to me were the eyes, huge bulging eyes that stared at me unblinking and with focused malice.
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These bloodshot globes were not so much sat within his head as leaked out of their sockets, some unseen force keeping their jelly from outright streaming down his face. Despite their obvious vulgarity, these repulsive gelatinous spheres were at once familiar and alien to me. The marsh look was obviously something I knew all too well,
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but to see it in such an advanced state and up close horrified me to my core. It took me several moments to recognize the words that Eli was forcing out of his mouth. He spoke, bandaged hands outstretched before me like a begging child. I nodded and picked up my case, clicking it open and passing him things of the water along with my uncle's notes.
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He produces a pencil and started to write on the back pages of my uncle's diary. checking over the tome for some kind of unspoken reference and occasionally looking up at me with his flowing frog-spawn eyes. As he finished whatever notes he had written, he handed the books back to me and we both simultaneously jumped as another series of bangs issued forth from the room above ours.
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He reached down to the side of his feet and produced a broom and lifted himself with great effort off the chair. With the bare end, he then struck the ceiling in response. I half fancied this some kind of coded message, but the series of strikes did not appear random, some kind of perverse hidden code. When another set of bangs responded to this, the suspicion was confirmed.
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Eli, seemingly satisfied with this, waddled back to his seat and slung his body back down in a way that was also somehow sickeningly familiar to me. Leaning forward, far too close for my comfort, he pointed upwards with his hand and gave a simple explanation.
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She got away lightly indeed, with large, watery eyes, her only obvious heritage of the tainted marsh bloodline.
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I think I gave a nervous smile and a few words of sympathy, but I was far too transfixed upon the awful fish oil smell that secreted from his breath with every word. Perhaps noticing my discomfort, he leaned backwards awkwardly into his seat.
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I haven't seen it, but it's about like the whole family's werewolves, right?
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Okay, so first of all, you are an incredible voice actor. Oh, thanks, man. I'm glad you like that. That entire time I was like... I just went into a trance, and I was looking at the fish man under the rags.
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That was so stupidly good. To follow up on that, how is it that you have trouble reading a text message if you have to just read text, but if you adopt a character's voice, you can read the cult and pragmaticians of Cthulhu and the Granddaddy of Mars without a single break? I don't know.
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You were so into it that you couldn't fathom saying a word wrong. Okay. Yeah. Again, this story is awesome. I love this, but to clarify what was being said there. So their family comes from a line of people who worshiped Cthulhu, right?
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Others grew fearful of the power he had. Other Marshes who had little power themselves and wanted this for themselves. Not interested in paying service to Dagon or Hydra or another god. Grand Eddie Marsh used the names of the old ones without any priest. So I assume he was supposed to use a priest. They forced him out, chased him, and his Deep One bride out of his mouth.
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So why did they have him killed? Who knows? Maybe they thought old Dagon himself would have come to collect his due on the traitor, but it never happened. So that's where their family comes from. And then you've got some more to go, so I'll shut up. But yeah, okay. I'm sure I'm on the same page.
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He paused momentarily to catch his breath, and I watched as he struggled for several minutes before continuing his horrid monologue.
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So, so far he's saying that all member, or at least it's his mom's brother, right? So his mom has some traits and they're pronounced in himself, the author, but his uncle's the one that looks like a fish person.
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probably here okay so here's the thing we've got the um we have like his family from insmouth was a sorcerer that called upon these gods right and then one time he did the ritual one time his ancestors great grandfather whatever did the ritual wrong was forced to run away but he made bargains with the deep ones So it sounds like these bargains are that we will continue on your line.
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We'll continue on your people. So they begin to have children with the Deep Ones, make more kids for them. Then eventually those children grow up and then return to the sea. And it seems that's what's been happening to the family. That's what happened to his uncle. That's what happened to our narrator.
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So, yeah, his mom knows all of this. His mom is, you know, had a child with one of the Deep Ones.
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I think that's important to her. She also has to know that her son is half deep one, half like a. Well, exactly.
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Yeah. That's like, man, what a the way this is the kind of thing across Lovecraft, but it's very well done in the story. I'm forgetting that we're reading a creepy pasta that was written last year and not like a Lovecraft story. Right. I just, that's, this is the kind of flavor and shit I love.
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But like the, uh, the phrasing there is so good where it's like, uh, you'd be surprised how many around these parts carry the blood of the deep ones. How many make the change and swim to the depths of the anthill to dance and frolic with Dagon in the dark. What a way to describe walking to the bottom of the ocean, you know? Yeah.
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Do you think Sebastian Marsh had no kin other than you and your mother? Uh... So that would be – that would mean that – Sebastian had multiple kids is what I assume. Yeah, and he took – he had to take a deep one wife to have these kids. Yeah. Interesting. Hunter, you're on a beach. Fish girl comes up to you. Would you do it?
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Uncle Marsh lived alone, tucked away in a rotting abode that lurked and leaned queerly at odd angles at the back of the gunner's cloth, a feral grotto that skirted the cemetery at the south end of the village. It was a lonesome stretch of sepulcher woodland, home only to the witch elms, the creeping moss, and my gloomy uncle. Many an odd tale was attached to the gunner's cloth.
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And my bones in the ocean forever will be like. You're just going after that scaly, that scaly.
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I'm trying to see if those scales talk back. I am, dude. I'm playing.
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We're flipping switches, whatever they got going on. We're going to figure this out. We're going to crack the code. Start speaking Cthulhu by the end of it.
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Okay. Anyway. He said nothing more, and I waited for several minutes just in case fatigue had caused him to pause for breath. He did not say anything more on the matter. perhaps knowing that what he had added to the diary was all I truly needed to know.
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As I pondered the last few months of my life, a series of horrid realizations began to creep over me and I suddenly wished to be outside, away from the bundled menace before me. I managed to muster enough will to lift myself off the chair and pick up my belongings. He watched my every movement as I backed my way towards the door.
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As I slowly exited the room and began to descend the narrow staircase, one final sentence barked out at me from the obnoxious, fish-stinched room and chilled me.
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These last words were met with more wheezing and coughing, but also guttural and mocking laugh by the time I regained my senses. I was outside the house and underneath the gray clouds once more.
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I staggered back to the train station like a piece of debris caught in the breeze, and once the train was in full gallop back to Barton, I summed up the courage to look over the additions Eli had made to the diary. The instructions were clear, but also baffling. A ritual of sorts.
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I hoped, perhaps vainly, that following through on my cousin's scribblings would grant me some measure of peace and closure. Upon returning home, I started to make the necessary preparations for unearthing the truth about the marsh look.
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Gathering the notes and formula outlined in Eli's notes, I had no wish to visit the gunner's cloth, to walk beneath the witch elms as the silver light of the full moon bathed all around me in a chilling glow, but I didn't. I had no desire either to stumble or struggle through the mud and filth of the woodland on All Hallows' Eve in the direction of my uncle's home, but this too I did.
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I had made all the preparations as instructed to me by Eli Marsh, whose handwriting had been so oddly similar to my uncle's. The mirror, Dagon's mirror, had been removed from my cellar and once again brought back to the crumbling cottage, placed on the floor of the large room just as it had been on that dreadful night that still haunted my dreams.
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The significance of the moon and date had been clearly set down for me. Although I had the option of waiting for Alpurgis Night in April to work the old magic of Innsmouth, I simply could not wait that long for the truth. It had to be tonight.
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The moonlight was strong enough to illuminate my path to the cottage, but regardless, I brought along my torch and supplemented Luna's gaze with my own feeble cone of light. Through the blackness I shambled, making no effort to conceal my coming from the various woodland beasts who hunted during the hour of the wolf and beyond.
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Strange lights and raised voices were often heard from the depths of the woods on those days leading up to the nights of Hallow's Eve and Walpurgis. It was not unknown for local pets and occasionally even children to go missing, turn up dead on the mornings after those nights, when the frogs croaked loudly and the owls hooted their omens of warning.
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I half fancied all manner of specters and phantoms awaiting me in the woods, ghosts of little Maggie Hagen and Jamie Birtle, along with every other miserable soul claimed by the cloth formed before my vision, dancing in and out of my sight among the trees. Suddenly the cottage came into view. a leaning, rotting husk that looked more like a disused garden shed than an actual home.
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Surrounded by leaning witch helms and sitting in a circle of black, blasted earth, my uncle's home stood in defiance of the repugnant nature that desperately sought to reclaim the wooden structure. It was crowned with strange, diseased orange fungus and furry rugs of crawling moss.
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Did you like that? The story was written by Nick Lowe. It's hard to find any information about him because every time I search Nick Lowe, it just brings up stuff related to the songwriter. But it seems that the author, the story came out in 2024, so it's a little over a year old. He has this story. He has one called The House of Dead Gods, which sounds really cool.
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Insects gathered all around the cottage, feeding with indignity upon the fleshy pulp of the clinging mushrooms, occasionally pulling themselves away to dance frantically with the illuminated cone of my torch.
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The entrance to the sagging structure was not barred, and I entered into the main room of the cottage and was immediately greeted by the golden mirror laying flat upon the decomposed floorboards. Above, a crude skylight had been fitted into the flat roof.
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I say skylight, but it was nothing more than a trapdoor that had opened readily and eagerly once the single rusted iron bolt that held it in place had been relieved from duty. The ceiling door swung open, creaking like a walking corpse, and eventually came to a rest after swaying for a few seconds. A wash of moonlight came streaming through the opening and hit the mirror's surface.
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Rather than reflect off the glass, the light instead beamed directly into the mirror, drawn into it by some unseen force that then expanded the light, illuminating the whole cottage so much that my torch lay forgotten on the ground by my feet. I dropped to my knees in horrid awe and unconsciously crawled closer and closer to the mirror's glowing edge.
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Once more the terrible forms of Father Dagon, Mother Hydra, carved in gold and glaring menacingly in my direction, came into view and I hesitated slightly before finally resting my gaze upon the vision that had patiently been waiting for me.
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A vision hinted at by Dr. Glass and my cousin, a terrible legacy that even now must be swimming through my veins and transmuting my form with languid but irreversible taint. Had this been what Jamie Birtle had stumbled upon all those years ago?
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Had he seen the truth of Uncle Marsh's heritage and as a result suffered a mental shutdown caused by his feeble lizard brain rebuking the awful reality of the Marsh look? It is difficult for me to write down exactly what I saw in the mirror that night. For the sake of all humanity and for those who will come after, I will try. Now that is Lovecraft. That's right.
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I do not know if I can describe it, but I'm about to describe it.
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Dagons Mirror | Creepcast
It's an incomprehensible horror. It was actually quite comprehensible. Here's a retail analysis, point by point, started at the beginning. By the time anyone finds and reads this, I will no longer be a resident of Barden. I'll be changed and at home among the briny depths and salt-soaked stones of the deepest gulfs of horror imaginable.
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For I kneeled perplexed, transfixed at the same... Man, is this just a Lovecraft story?
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Yeah, yeah. For I kneeled perplexed, transfixed at the scene playing out before me in the ocean grotto where the fish things frolicked and swayed amid cyclopean ruins.
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Yeah, I'm just... Not to immediately glaze this guy, but I love his riding style, at least so far. Like, it feels very fairytale.
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Dancing blindly and madly to a silent alien beat, the fungoid flabby creatures prostrated themselves before the eroded edifices of Father Dagon and Mother Hydra and to the colossal statue of Lord Cthulhu that towered over the whole sickly affair.
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Except the statue was not a statue, it was alive and moving, overseeing its baying subjects into their chaotic worship, a tentacular titan, pleased with the spectacle around it. They danced and copulated and tore each other to pieces as the assembly reached such hideous heights of frenzy that I was sure I would be sucked through the mirror and into the icy salt water of Yenthaly.
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But this disgusting pantomime being played out before my senses paled in horror compared to the realization that one of the creatures possessed a visage so familiar to me that I mercifully passed out as my mind recalled its likeness. for the newest addition to the throng of the fish things were the face of my uncle Sebastian Marsh.
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He had sought the embrace of the Irish Sea, not in order to end his life, but instead to take his place among the Deep Ones, as all men who bear the Marsh name must one day do.
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I mean, if someone does not like this, I don't want to talk to them.
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That was so fun. I love it. Like, yeah, sure. It's not like there were super deep character arcs and there wasn't like a ton of like highs and lows and stuff, but Lovecraft's original stuff isn't that way. It's about the theme. It's about the concept. What I love about Lovecraft so much is,
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Most of his horror comes from the insurmountableness of it, that there is an entity that we can't even hope to understand, much less be, right? And this entire story, Dagon's Mirror, is about a guy discovering that one day he will become this monster and go to – he is all – from the day he was born, he was set to walk into the ocean and become a part of this ritual of darkness, right?
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And he sees it before it happens, and he is powerless to stop it. That is where the horror of it comes from. And it's everything that is pushing him in that direction that proves fighting against is fruitless. That's where a lot of Lovecraft's horror comes from. And I think this story did a great job encapsulating that.
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Okay. So it's all tied into each other's story. So that we all have to read those someday. Yeah. Well, we need to read those. I think if you all like this at all, I think we need to read those. I love that story. It was awesome. It caught the vibe of Lovecraft so well for me. And I love that kind of horror. And I think it's, it's so fun. It's so well done. It's like, it's like a modern mythology.
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It feels very genuine. It feels like it's almost, you know, like a timepiece. Like there is a story here we don't know about yet, but the author's determined to let us know it. And that's also kind of the joke with Lovecraft, right? That he'll say something is unexplainable or what's the one he says all the time? Incomprehensible. And then he will comprehend it for seven pages straight.
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Well, that's really like the early... Yeah, gothic, exactly. That's really like the...
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earliest versions of gothic or like uh you know macabre literature it was taking like the tones and like themes of fairy tales and then making them morbid uh and that's what like lovecraft did for a large part but then he gives it this bigger mythos and lore and stuff and the old ones and it's it's like such a it's i mean it is what cosmic horror is right that's where it comes from yeah and i mean even looking at edgar on poe which lovecraft was heavily inspired by a grandpa and lovecraft
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I was just so, no, no, I mean, I was, I was, I was hooked into, I was, I was clocked in for that one. Yeah, that was great. Once we got going on and it really got going, that was great. I loved it.
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And if you find out that you have to be a fish person at the bottom of the ocean with Cthulhu forever, that sucks. But Hey, if you see a girl wash up on the beach, who's a fish person here. Okay. Bye.
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Yeah, especially like at the cemetery, at the gloomy witch elms on the edge of town.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah. I remember when I was very young, my mother issued me a warning to never enter the Gunner's Cloth, despite my uncle living there. And I often wondered just what witchcraft was being played out in secret underneath the skeletal trees. These warnings were ubiquitous among all Barton children, and with good reason.
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Before I was born, a local child had been found dead in the woods, half submerged in the black slop that had once been a stream passing through the cloth. Little was done about the matter. It was assumed that the child had fallen into the muck and drowned, and every Barton resident was quick to attribute a more sinister conclusion to the life of little Maggie Hagen.
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Despite the macabre reputation, or perhaps because of it, the whole area was the haunting ground of young boys during the summer months, and sadly, and with great embarrassment, my uncle was seen as something of a local boogeyman by my peers. As a result, he suffered relentless taunting at the hands of Barton's children.
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There was precious little else to do in the village during the school summer break, and the taunting of my uncle became something of a local sport.
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Boys approved their mettle by hurling rocks at the windows of the gunner's cloth cottage where my uncle resided, or knocking on his door only to flee as the frog-faced resident cautiously answered their call before sinking back into the dark of his home. God, how sad.
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jesus it's depressing i'm like getting carried away with the flowery language but at the same time it's like a guy looks ugly and they're like idiot throwing rocks at his window and stuff i mean but very true to uh childlike harassment or whatever yeah freak and they run off what does every kid do when they see a guy with a disability at the grocery store point and laugh
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And another one called The Shambler in the Attic, which also sounds cool.
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Why is it like that? Mom, why does he look like that? Mom, what's wrong with him? Mom, why doesn't he have... Why don't him do his other arm?
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Well, he said village. So village makes it sound older than that.
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Yeah, but he also said high school. So, right, he did say high school.
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No, no, he just said young boys. Oh, okay. He just said young boys, yeah. But he says, okay, that's what he says. He says summer break. So it has to be a time period where schools have a summer break and also a village, so... It feels almost anachronistic, right? It's almost like you get modern details mixed in with like old Grimm's fairy tale stuff.
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Dagons Mirror | Creepcast
No, no, no. Like it's like a limp kind of like I'm a shamble. Yeah, like a slow, like you can't really walk right, but you're trying to like work over to something. Yeah. So it's like dragging itself around the attic. A guy with gout in the attic. Pretty much. So he has these three stories, and they're all recent. Like the oldest one, The House of Dead Gods, is from November of 2023.
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Another movie that does a great job of that is The Substance. Oh, yeah, dude, definitely. Because everything's 70s, everything's 60s, like all the cars, the furniture, the store. But then they pull out an iPhone.
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You know, it's like the best example of that, the original Alien. Oh, yeah. Like the cockpit in there of just all the dials and buttons. Yeah, yeah. Give me dials and buttons, dude. Give me those buttons. I want to slam my hand into them in here.
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I love pressing buttons. Light up the button. Let me press it. I love to touch stuff all the time, whatever it is. Oh, absolutely. Being the nephew of Mad Marsh meant that by proxy, I too suffered from the attentions of my uncle's tormentors and I tried desperately to make myself invisible in and out of school.
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I succeeded in this endeavor to such a level that I had successfully alienated myself from everyone outside of my family in just a few short years. One year, on Halloween, the onslaught of abuse directed towards my uncle reached such feverish heights that it culminated in a planned mass egging of his home. Only one boy in town possessed enough bravado to see this task to conclusion, however.
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Jamie Birtle. Man, this does feel like such a fairy tale we're reading about. That's great. It was Jamie alone who entered the gunner's cloth on that dreadful night, chest puffed out and a box of rotten eggs held confidently in his hands. The boy finally returned, many hours later, to the circle of children crowning the edge of that necromantic woodland.
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Waiting in anticipation for their champion, he was forever and irreversibly changed. Transmuted, transformed, and left naught but a shell of what was once a lively child, he staggered out of the woodlands a dumb and silent specter. Poor Jamie Birtle, the terror of all children younger than himself, said nothing about what he had seen in the dark that night.
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Nor would he ever speak a single syllable again his whole miserable life.
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Eventually, the glassy-eyed mute was taken away from his parents and moved to Byron House, home for the mentally disadvantaged. Fuck.
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There he stayed for many years, banging his head against the wall of his cell to a silent, alien rhythm until fate gave him the opportunity to escape his confines and leap to his death, exactly 13 years since he first lurched out of the shadows of the Witch Elm trees. I love all that, dude. That's so fun. This is a ton of fun. I'm bought in already. So he goes out there and he comes back.
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I used to pretend my toys were real. That explains a lot about you.
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There's a difference between playing... I'd be like, they're alive. Like Toy Story. They wake up when...
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I had a buddy one day. He bought, like, Dragon Ball Z toys. And then I came over one day, and they were ripped apart. And he said, while they were sleeping, they fought. Yeah.
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Let me ask you this. I see that, you know, the price of eggs, we kind of attribute it to racism more. Trump gives people a reason, allows them to be racist and vote that way. But let's say for the purposes of this argument, you're right. It was inflation. So inflation is going up, up, up. eggs prices going through the roof, all of these tariffs coming in.
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And I see now they're spinning it on Fox News that, well, it's a national security issue. So if you have to pay more for eggs, it's a national security issue. So at what point Do these people, do they have to feel it in their pocketbooks? Or do you think the fact that they're not able to buy it, will that be the turning point?
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Or are they so dug in, like, say, for example, in Pennsylvania, that they would rather pay more for these eggs, thinking it's a national security issue, to stay with the Republican MAGA mantra?
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Okay, one question. This is just kind of a gossipy because I'm petty. So when we had Eric Swalwell on, he said the difference in people on the floor and off the floor. So you see all this alignment with Russia from Trump and Vance and the attack on Zelensky.
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We want to ask him about the investigations that are ongoing, about the contracts that he has awarded himself. And only will we help vote regarding the budget if Elon Musk comes in and is held to account. Is that a bargaining chip that you could have?
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And there's a question about his mental capacity to begin with before you even get into how insecure he is and how you can get him off on a rabbit trail anytime you want. But yeah, he is. If we have learned nothing in the past month, we have learned that he is true to one thing. A, his narcissism and insecurity. And the overarching is fascism.
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... met Zelensky. In Londen was een flash-summit georganiseerd met leiders, inclusief die van Canada, Frankrijk, Duitsland, Italië, de hoofdman van NATO en de Britse voorzitter, die nieuwe negotiaties veroordeelde door Griekenland en Frankrijk, die potentieel de lead voor vrede nemen, uit de handen van president Trump. All right. I think we've seen enough. What do you think?
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Yeah, that's terrifying. What's interesting about the Elon Musk situation is, I was reading an article last night that there is emergency medicine and emergency food sitting in warehouses that will not be distributed because of Elon Musk's actions. So people... And it's rotting. It's going to be gone. So he would rather have people without their medication and no food.
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He would rather the food rot, the medication expire. Talk about cruelty. He and Donald Trump are the very cruelest. One thing, another thing about Elon Musk that I think is cruel is, you know, we had a little desktop baby mama drama over the weekend with Elon Musk. And now we have more baby mama drama. who is the mother of little X, is that right? And then several others.
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But she says, please respond about our child's medical needs. I'm sorry to do this publicly, but it is no longer acceptable to ignore the situation. This requires immediate attention. If you don't want to talk to me, can you please designate or hire someone who can so that we can move forward on solving this? This is urgent, Elon. Guess what the response was?
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Right. And I read that he wants everybody in the federal government to get drug tested within 30 days. And I'm like, he should be the first one drug tested. He is the one that sits around and tells people he takes ketamine all the time. Where's his drug test? But he doesn't.
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He will never be drug tested, nor will anybody try to hold any accountability over him because Donald Trump is allowing him to be the president. So on to more embarrassing things that our president does. That's President Musk. So he was lying, as per usual, on Fox News about how Biden's political reasons kept him from bringing home the astronauts in space. And so he says that.
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And in response, the commander of the International Space Station says lies. What a lie in response to Elon Musk. And you know what Elon Musk does? He calls him the R word. just blatantly calls him the R word. He's name calling. He's ignoring his children. He's name calling. He's tripping on ketamine.
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He's wearing sunglasses inside and he's running around with a train saw, calling people names that know more about what's going on than he does.
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And he is running around with a chainsaw, acting like he's chopping trees down. He is a net.
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Well, they just have no conviction to anybody but their dear Fuhrer. Okay, one thing I wanted to bring up. So I'm very concerned that Elon Musk is going in and taking things off Twitter. And now he is going to stop or change the algorithm for community notes because he lies all the time and community notes calls him out. This is his tweet.
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As always, Elon Musk, who is running our country, no doubt, is beyond out of control and seems to be extremely unwell. Let me show you this clip. That is the man running our government. That is the man that has gone in and decimated federal agencies. That is the man that has 13 children. That is the man that runs around with Donald Trump on a leash.
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Unfortunately, community is increasingly being gamed by governments and legacy media working to fix this. So I think it's time to say goodbye to community notes. Goodbye to fact checking. And hello to Elon Musk running Twitter like he does the government, like he does his family. And it's a big steaming pile of dog shit.
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Yeah, I was going to say, Elon Musk and Donald Trump have this big thing where they say, we're going to run the government like a business. For the record, Donald Trump in his businesses has bankrupted six companies. He's filed bankruptcy six times. He's bankrupted casinos, which is impossible. And Elon Musk has lost 70% of the value of Twitter since he owned it.
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So please do not tell me about their business prowess. Additionally, Tesla, 75% of the sales are down in California, in China. I mean, Europe. These people have no business running a business, much less the government. So that's what I'm going to leave you with. Elon Musk and Donald Trump suck.
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And we didn't realize the importance of being a homeowner until we got late in life. We always would talk to our dad about why we don't own a home, and he talked about being house poor. Little did we know that homeownership was a great way to build wealth. equity. My sister and I ended up buying our own homes later in life, and we used that to help pay for our kids' college.
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I got to wash out my lucky socks. And then the kitchen. I can do my workout in the morning and fix myself breakfast.
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Bruce Lee didn't wear pullovers.
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I am making breakfast.
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Where's Paris? Paris saw my breakfast. I had fruit.
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Eggs.
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Bacon.
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Well, I made bacon Sunday. I did. Why would I make this up?
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So when you guys first started out, did you have real jobs or did you, because your older brothers were already in the business, you went straight there?
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I made bacon on Sunday for the whole week. That's what I do.
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I don't care. It's in the fridge. I'm at an Airbnb. It's in the refrigerator.
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I cooked it. It's bacon like you get from the store.
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You know why you can't believe it is? Because you don't have to cook any bacon anymore.
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Oh, no.
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Bacon? How do you have bacon?
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I'll show him.
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So I had bacon, everything bagel toasted, two soft-boiled eggs. Okay. And fruit.
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Well, we've got a listener who's a mom who is trying—she's got younger kids and trying to raise her kids— To not be so competitive with each other and be more collegial with each other and get along.
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And I would have had a banana, but we were running a little bit late this morning.
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Does Marlon do the best impressions of everybody in the family? No, Sean. Sean.
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Well, let's hear the question, and it's from Gina in Orange County. We're so thrilled that Pine Sol is a partner of IMO. Pine Sol has been connected to our family forever. To this day, whenever my sister and I catch the scent of Pine Sol, we automatically feel better about life. The smell of Pine Sol has always taken us back to our childhood home.
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It is amazing how smells can transport you to a place or a moment in time. Another smell that takes me back is cherry blossoms, which always remind me of visiting Michelle in D.C. That's why I'm excited for Pine Sol's newest scent, Cherry Blossom.
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I couldn't squeeze it in, so I just brought it with me.
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Well, I'm so excited today because we have some favorites of ours that we are getting to meet for the first time.
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Exactly.
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Did your parents instill that? Or did you all do that sort of...
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Yeah. It's just a code.
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By the motorcycle.
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Because there's so many of them.
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But, you know, given all the White House parties you've had, I'm surprised that they didn't just show up at one or two of them.
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Yeah. Make up for that. Well, let me do my intros here. So we have Damon and Marlon Wayans joining us, folks. I'm so excited to talk to them. And I'm almost giggling already. I know, right? I haven't even heard them say anything yet. But Damon Wayans Sr., because there is a Damon Wayans Jr.
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Ingenious.
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Is a legendary comedian, actor, writer, and producer with decades of... In the entertainment industry. Decades. That makes him sound as old as I am.
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He rose to fame on In Living Color, which was one of our favorite shows. We used to watch that and crack up. And he later starred in and co-created My Wife and Kids. Now, our kids love that show.
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together and they never they never really argue they have so much fun you would think they were siblings we have a very tight-knit family yeah very what are some of the strategies that you guys other than buddying up that you learn from your parents that you're using on your own children because i think gina would be able to hopefully take some something away from that well the interesting thing is i go
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I thought you were going to say discipline.
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I know. I know. And you can watch him now on Papa's House airing on CBS. And along with Damon is his younger brother, Marlon Wayans. We got two of them. Actor, comedian, writer, producer, and director. He's currently on the road for his Wild Child tour. Yeah. Which will culminate in his fifth stand-up special.
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After 20 years, Marlon is reuniting with his brothers, Kenan and Sean Wayans, to write and produce a scary movie reboot. which is set for release June 12th, 2026. So I have so much more to say, but why don't we bring them out so we can say it to them. Come on out, guys.
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You guys should, I mean, that's just absolutely wonderful. And your parents did such a great job with you. I sound like an old man now. I know, right?
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It's like, you know. It's just, and you love to hear when people tell you unsolicited things about your kids, you know, I know I do. When people come up and say, you know, your son was doing such and such, and he's just such a wonderful kid. And I think for Gina, she's just got to have the confidence to say, Raise them now. Don't be friends with them now.
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Raise them now and they'll be great human beings that you can be friends with when they're in their 30s.
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Yeah, that's a great place to start with sort of parting advice for Gina, right? You can't be too busy to parent. You can't be too tired to parent.
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You can't, you know, you can't be too... You can't outsource it to a phone, right?
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But no, Damien, any parting advice for Gina?
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Y'all are good people. Privileged. Yeah, yeah.
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But the question is, can we be good entertainers in this podcast space?
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Absolutely. Yes.
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I paid him earlier.
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No, I appreciate you guys being here. It's great to meet you. Thanks for having me. Yeah, good stuff. Good stuff.
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Oh, wow.
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You were surprised from it coming from the young fella there, right?
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I am not.
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No, it's leather.
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Kelly did pick this out.
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Not much, not much. We're back out here in LA. I'm staying at an Airbnb. As you know, I like to do that now.
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Well, tell us more about your upbringing because having so many siblings be so talented, I mean, it's just the two of us. So this is all who we can play with.
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I am. I am. I'm really enjoying this one. This is another guest favorite.
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Our kids. My wife.
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You never told me that story. But that's because they don't ever fight because they don't want to kiss each other on the mouth.
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A guest favorite is a house or property that the people who visit mark it as a guest favorite. They favorite it after they, when they do their survey.
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It's rated. Okay. It's rated a guest favorite. I get it.
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I remember that. I remember that. And it was one of those things where your friends are, like, joking around. So everybody was the victim at some point where all of us kind of jumped them. But they're not real punches. Mm-hmm. And she was so upset. And I do remember that. And then I became upset because you were upset.
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It's high on the list. And I only stay in guest favorites no matter where I go. But the best part about it, there are two things that I like about this one. I can do my laundry.
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This brings me back to a time when we grew up living upstairs from my aunt in a two-family home that she owned and we rented. And it was a wonderful time, but being a renter, we had to be extremely careful of what we did. For example, we had to be quiet at a certain time. We couldn't play on the front lawn. My sister couldn't have a dog.
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Yeah, like, let's just get this done. And take too many trips, you know?
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I think the JLo one that I was thinking of was like... Everything but the girl.
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We continue to find ourselves at an impasse. I'm declaring a mistrial in this case.
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All right, real quick, can you look into the camera and say, this podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday Cool. Watch this or listen.
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Okay. Yeah. All right. We ready to start?
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Yeah, it's almost like if that was the case, like if someone was planning those things and they're just assuming, yeah, the U.S. is going to just blow them up or take them out. Yeah. And that's the plan.
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I didn't prepare anything. I mean, if he's requesting one, he's obviously requesting one.
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They're droids? They're droids.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
I don't know. We tend to dabble in the musical stuff. We dabble a little bit.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
It would cause... A lot of speculation, too.
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perfect perfect tim didn't hear any of that he didn't hear the dj we had dj air horns that played oh okay it's fine it was like that but finally tim's in the studio all the way from montana and peru and everywhere really in the hollow earth i believe yes especially the hollow earth yeah flat earth too yeah the flat hollow earth Yeah, with the ferment with the water above.
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Yeah.
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You're clearing that out like that scares me more.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah. Yeah.
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That's what it feels like to me. Do you think those drones, if they are theirs, they don't want – because we haven't seen a 4K picture of one.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah, but we haven't seen pictures of it, though. It crashed. So is it why we're not seeing it is because they don't necessarily want YouTube?
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That's what I learned about yesterday. I was watching a video. People believe that there's the ferment and then there's water. Yeah. There's no space. Right. I'm for it.
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I've never thought of, like, I've just never convinced myself of it.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Like an AI bot. Like a design pet. Like to do chores and to go on tasks and stuff like that. Actually, yeah, that's right.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Shut up.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Tim, shut up. Shut up, bro. Get on my nerves. You're talking too much. Oh, man. No, it was fun, though. It was great. And we're super happy you're here. Yeah. And, yeah, this is going to be an exciting time. We're not going to talk about it. We're going to be basically talking about fabrics today, sewing, crocheting. Tim's real.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Like, you come on the podcast, you always talk about Nephilim, fallen angels, Peruvian face peelers. But when do we actually get down to the nitty-gritty of who Tim Thialbarino is?
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Yeah, see? This is a fabric episode, guys. This is the time for you to shine. Joanne Fabrics, he's a big investor.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
If there isn't a podcast where it's literally just two ladies gossiping while knitting, and it's not called The Nitty Gritty, boom.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Let's shoot for the curb. Everything above is gravy. And the old switcheroo.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah. Yeah, they said they were beautiful, right? And it wasn't like they were these other creatures that like, you know, it was normal. It was the way they were talking. It was like a normal everyday person.
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Speaking of mouth getting dry.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
We got to go anywhere.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Rock and roll.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Golly, man. I had so much fun on that ad.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
I know.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
I know. Literally, just my last sentence that I said right before the break, I was like, what am I saying? I can't even say anything.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah. I mean, just, yeah, whatever, John, you're thinking. I'm cool with whatever.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Should we do poop story and then real and then?
Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Is there any biblical talks of people pooping and having biblical moments?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Ehud, dude, the left-hand guy. That was awesome. Didn't his bowel spill out or something? Yeah.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yes, he was. That's the thing. Oh, was it? In Old Testament history, I remember this in class, they talked about how kings had their rooms back then, so the guards were on the outside, and then that's when they thought something was wrong, so they go in. But apparently, the only way out would have been going through the actual toilet. Oh! So it's like...
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Okay. Yeah, I think we can do that. We'll do gangsta rap. That's what I'll do.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
What did he put on his inner thigh, I think? Not sure.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
It's a fascinating story.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Thank you. I preached that sermon and I called it Lefty Kills Hefty.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah. Andrew and Andy both went to Bible college, graduated. I didn't graduate.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
I dropped out. I went for three years and then I realized I'm already in the job that I'm going to college for. So I'm like, I'm not going to go into debt.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
And you got deported from Europe, right? I did. I got deported from England. Yeah. Like literally 18 right after high school. That's awesome.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Was it messy or was it like, oh, let's just get the fishnet?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Threw the grenade and left.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
I think everyone should try it.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Why'd you have to poop in the ocean?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Everything's a bathroom if you're brave enough.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Pooping in the ocean should be called a Moana too.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
And that means because they have barbs, you can't pull out.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Horseshoe crab.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Oh, vampire catfish. No, thank you.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
First name.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
It was like fermenting in it?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
It wouldn't shock your body as much as it normally would. That's why they drink it.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Were you scared you were going to die?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
That is scary. I would probably be having a panic attack at that point. I think I would be dying. They would just be laughing at me, and I would just be panicking.
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Now, how dangerous are truly those jungles? Average man gets dropped in the jungle.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Really?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
What's killing you first? You'll get lost. Lost, okay.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
When you say huge, how big?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
And I know it had to be that big.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Ask a redneck. I don't know.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah, so was that good eating?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
No way. That's the one thing?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
What's some of your favorites? What's the worst?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Oh yeah.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
I was literally slurping on ants earlier. Literally.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
At least they could have found the gun later.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
That's perfect. When we do a reel for that, all the AI images have to be Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson in the jungle.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Andrew's got a reel and he's going to show us right now. Right now, right now, right now.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Oh, this looks good.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Is this a reaction video? Yeah, basically.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Which level is federal? 12 spiders in front of me right now. Right now. What are we doing? So is that... Oh, no. What do we got here?
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Yeah. I need a knife.
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Oh, I'm allergic. I'm allergic. Yeah, I'm allergic. You're out. It doesn't smell bad. No, I'm just picturing it in my mouth. No, it's fine.
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A tarantula.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Hey, that's a thick boy right there.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Can I chase it with water? You're an eagle, so. Can I chase it with water?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Okay.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Oh, no.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
I mean, what are we going to do? What am I going to do with a little tiny leg?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
We got some, like, Tony Sacheray seasoning or something in here. Cajun seasoning.
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It's just the texture. It's going to be dry. It's going to taste like astronaut food. All right. Because it's dehydrated, right? Ready? I'm just taking the middle. We got to count it down. Should we do one at a time? Yeah, end it on me.
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I'll do the thorax.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Come on.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
I bet it tastes good. Oh, that crunch. You got to get close to the mic with that crunch.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
To get the tarantula out of your mouth.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
That's, it's stuck in my, it's so flaky and dry.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Okay, I want to pee real quick. Okay, that was perfect. I'm a wuss, Tim, okay?
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I sure hope so. I sure hope so. If Andrew, Andrew kills me. I quite like it. Yeah, another one? Yeah. 11 more to go? Oh, man.
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Worth every penny.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah. And the fact that it has a little, like, flavor to it.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
If I caught one of those on the Amazon, I would saute that, dude. You just saute it for a little while. Get a little crisp.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Well, I recommend it. So, I recommend it.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
So, I was scrubbing for... Isn't the thorax the main part of the body? It could be. For the back, right? Is that what it's called? I don't know what... It's the antenna. And what's the head called? That's just called the... So, it's bug anatomy? Anatomy... I mean, what is this called?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah, the abdomen is the back. What I ate is... The abdomen tastes pretty good. The... You're just chewing on it like it's an appetizer?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
It's probably the fangs. Probably the fangs. Dude, can you imagine? I become Spider-Man. Hey, this is good news.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
No, that was good. I was actually hungry now, so that tied me over.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Toucan. How does that taste? Like the bird, not the fruit. Sam?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
That's great. I had camel once. That's probably the most exotic I think I've ever gotten.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah, squirrels are pretty great.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Dude, frog legs are awesome. Yeah. Love me some frog legs. Yeah, that was quite the... That was good. Good? Very good. I'm very good. I'm ready to rock. Tim's like, don't eat the fangs.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah. Looking forward to the future.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Thank you for telling me that. You're just telling me that because you have to.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah, for real. You'll know about it because I'll be dead.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Andy's not on the pod today, guys, unfortunately. He died.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah. Whenever you drop your next book or podcast or show.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
The conversation would be wild. Could we go down to Peru and film a podcast?
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
All right.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
All right. We'll do a little adventure. I will camp out in Peru. I will camp out in Peru. We're forcing this on you.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Oh, man. All right. Well, thank you so much for coming. Hey, what do you have going on in your life? What can we tell all the people that are watching?
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He said it. You guys heard it. Perfect. Awesome. If you guys need any Sunday Cool apparel, guess what? Go to SundayCoolSwag.com for all the merch for ninjas, for Sunday Cool. If you need custom merch for yourself or business or anything like that, SundayCool.com. We do it right here in-house. Let us do your merch for you.
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Do you listen on Spotify, Audible? Perfect. And we'll have all that in the bio down there. Yeah, we will.
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Download the app today. You get discount codes on merch. You get behind-the-scenes footage. We were practicing the song right before Tim and Jordan showed up. Guess what? It's on Patreon. You got to see all these behind-the-scenes stuff all on Patreon.com. Love you guys. Thanks for watching. Tim, you're the best. Thank you.
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All right. Oh, yeah, wait. Make sure to... Like, subscribe, comment your favorite moment from the podcast. You get it. And Lily's not here because we kicked her off. Timothy's here now full time.
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All right, pose for the camera. Yep. Just for a good thumbnail. We should all do the same pose as Tim. Okay, Tim, you pick a pose, whatever you want to do.
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That's the new name of the podcast, honestly.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
I got a prescription. I know. I got a fever.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
It definitely is going to be the song of the summer for sure. You should make it the intro song for your podcast.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
There you go. There we go. Please let us make the intro to your podcast. That would be the greatest honor. Done. Yes. All right. Let's go.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
We were trying to rhyme all the things that could possibly rhyme with Albarino last night.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Thank you. I'm not disappointed.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah, that's the crazy thing. And I didn't even know that we were that good at gangster rap, but we nailed it, I think. I think that was a really good gangster rap. Take that, Tupac. The old hip hop. The old hippity hoppity. That's right.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
No, yes.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah, it's a yes or no. When we say yes or no, it's not yes and no.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
That's unfortunate. That is really unfortunate. Because everyone knows that UFOs stand for.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
You take it or leave it, I guess, but.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Okay. Yeah. So we should walk that back then. Yeah.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Okay. The certain types, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
Yeah.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
We're in it now.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
The party has began. Happy to be here. Now, our conversation last night consisted of what did we all talk about? We talked about- A lot. The New Jersey drones, which this comes out a couple weeks after it started, so who knows where that's at.
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Which we weren't far off with that prediction, that guy's AI prediction.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
It was almost like 10 days off.
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122 - Amazon Chaos, Alien Mysteries, & Escaping Death! Timothy Alberino
That's what Jesus did. Dude, Jesus did so many things right. One of them being, he said, when you come back, soon.
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Soon.
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Listen, but I mean, I think I think it would be rad. And I think it's cool to do it. Yeah. But don't pretend like you did something like astronomical. Yeah.
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This is really cool. Thank you.
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It's like a technicality. They didn't pilot it.
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Listen to this. Lily said it sounded like a college paper where you had to use all the words or whatever. Listen to this.
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But did they leave the stratosphere? I don't know.
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You see all the people saying that it was fake though.
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I mean, someone ran it through like an AI generator and it came back like over 80. It was like 87% had AI involved in it.
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I think it was real.
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People were saying of how out of touch it was, though, because like to do that, that launch costs like millions and millions of dollars. Yeah. And it's like people were like, dude, we can't even buy groceries.
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You're hating so much. I think I'm proud of them. Why? Hello? Wake up, Andy.
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Like Hollow Earth. What is that? Hollow Earth? You've missed a couple episodes. Speaking of space, I've been watching every single one.
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What were we talking about last time?
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Speaking of guests, did you see the text I sent? There's some random AI website or random website that had statistics for our podcast. And it said, what guests have appeared on Ninjas or Butterflies? Number one, Snoop Dogg. Number two, Private Investigator, Danny Dingaling. Will McGinnis, Timothy Albarino, Ryan Reynolds.
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Yeah. Chris Angel. Chris Angel did show up for an episode. Yep. Sam Tripoli. And then Kaylee Kukul.
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Thanks, man. Speaking of space, check this out. So apparently there was like a lull or something in the Google Earth. I think from what I saw, it was somewhere around 2010 to 2015 of not blocking out areas of Area 51 from Google Earth. And people were able to capture this image of this giant, tall, black triangle building. I just sent it to you. It's so creepy looking. Where is this at? Area 51.
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Yeah, it's literally just in the middle of nowhere.
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Yeah. But I was like, this is wild. So I was asking chat GPT about it. I'm like, hey, were there pictures taken? Like, yeah, people were able to take pictures. I'm like, can you show me the pictures? And it said, no. It said... So I asked to see the picture. It said, I understand your interest in seeing an image of the taller triangle structure at Area 51.
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However, due to the highly classified nature of Area 51 and the restrictions on satellite imagery, there is no publicly available images of such structure. Baloney. Where'd you get these? The TikTok. Okay. Yeah.
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The obelisk, obelisk, obelisk, obelisk, obelisk. Yep. Wobble, wobble, wobble, baby, wobble. Which has significant meaning to it.
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The Washington Monument. Yep. That would be a... Obelisk. Obelisk.
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I don't really know. I've heard it before, but there is some weird ancient symbolism with it. All these major cities have an obelisk in them. And I think London has an obelisk erected in London that was actually from ancient Egypt. So they brought it over from ancient Egypt to London to erect it. And it just has like all this weird.
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Like a cult kind of stuff.
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The shadow is showing that it has like a point almost.
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Do you remember we talked about Jacob Barber? Remember the name? He was that guy on News Nation, the whistleblower that was a... I forget the name every single time. Were they... Not reconnaissance. Yeah, golly, I can't remember. What's it called? Where they go and collect the UFOs. Golly, dude. What is it?
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It's recovery. Recovery. Yeah. Recovery team. Yeah.
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I know. I can never think of it. But he mentioned in the podcast that he did with American Alchemy that he works for a company now called Skywatcher. and I watched a video of theirs on YouTube, and it will blow your mind. It's these military dudes that are their own private organization now, and they go out into undisclosed parts of the desert, and they do this thing.
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There's some curse here to where it's like the longer you stay, the more homeless you look.
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Remember, they're like the remote viewers. I forget what they refer to them as. They can summon these UFOs or UAPs, But they also developed this technology that they call the dog whistle. And they said they have 100% success rate of it. Anytime they turn on the dog whistle, a UAP shows up. It's like... Like a certain frequency.
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Yeah, they put out a frequency and then all of a sudden... It's like a calling beacon.
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Yeah, and then they have different classes of UAPs, and this is a little chart. So like, oh yeah, today we saw a Class 1 UAP. Look at what I just sent you. So there's the Tetra, which is Class 1, the Tic Tac, Class 2, Blob, Class 3, Beam, Class 4, Manta Ray, Class 5, Brightstar, Class 6, Jellyfish, Class 7, Hornet, Class 8, and then Egg, Class 9.
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And they say that they each have their own, like, so they say like when a, I think that class one shows up, typically there's class two that shows up with it. Like they're always in groups. Yeah. and they say that the jellyfish, do they have videos of the jellyfish? They say it's always daylight, too. They never summon them at night.
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Yeah, because they can better observe during the day. But the jellyfish, they said it's literally like an orb, but with tentacles hanging off of it. Mm-hmm. And then they said that the hornet looks like a bigger jellyfish that has tentacles hanging off it, but it's like carrying something. And they got pictures and stuff of all this.
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Yeah, I think it's one and two or two and three.
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But I was just... I was blown away. They're on YouTube. It's literally their YouTube channel is called Skywatcher. Okay. And... But, yeah, they interviewed the guy. I think he's, like, the director of Skywatcher. And he's like, I don't... He's like, I think that...
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50 what do you say 50% of what we see is US technology and then a percentage would be foreign or adversary technology and he's like in the remainder 10% he's like we have no idea what it is not a clue yeah but he's like I don't really believe in he's like I'm not a UFOologist work for the military he's like but we see them every single day when we call them with a dog whistle
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So they're working on this technology to call them in? They have it.
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They're using it to observe them and try to better collect data of their behavioral patterns.
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That's not even the government. This is their own company. The government has this information.
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But yeah, dude. I saw this and I'm like, no one's talking about this. This video, they're literally like, turn on the dog whistle and they're like, yeah, there's the class one. They're on YouTube? Yeah. They're a legit company.
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That's so, it's so strange though, that like this frequency, they said they have a hundred percent success rate of it. As soon as they turn it on, they will see a UAP.
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Yeah. They said they were, they were starting off with just the remote viewer dudes. I forget what they call them, but they had like a, I think it was like a 30 to 50% success rate of them like calling them in. Yeah. And then somehow they were able to turn that into a frequency that it works every single time.
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Don't say it. Did you hear about the Facebook whistleblower? Oh, no.
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Did you hear about it? Oh. Dude, it's not on the news. Facebook whistleblower? Yeah, I saw this from Dylan Page. He's on top of it all, man. Because he's probably working for the government.
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Oh yeah. Have you heard of it?
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Oh, okay. Well, let me tell you about it. Ask me. No, I was making my way. Anyway, Sarah Wynn Williams used to work for Facebook, and she recently went before Congress as a whistleblower and said that Meta had a secret program that they called Secret Project Aldrin, and that was where Meta was working directly with Communist China to, one, sell American data, two, And we'll see.
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This is a quote from her. They provided briefings to the Chinese Communist Party on sensitive technology, including AI, with an explicit goal to being or with an explicit goal being to help China out compete American companies. So they're giving them technology, giving them information, selling or not selling, giving them American data. Yeah.
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And this was all so Zuckerberg could get meta into China, which China has like 1.5 billion users or something. Totally. And so, yeah, she's doing this whole whistleblower thing and Facebook's like, she's lying. And we're actually going to sue her $50,000 anytime she speaks about Facebook publicly. And it's like, this doesn't seem like something you would just lie about.
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It actually seems very incredibly plausible. Right. Yeah.
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Yeah. And they even worked out meta worked with China on censorship so that anything that was speaking against the Chinese government, the Chinese Communist Party on meta would be blocked.
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No problem. The stuff that she's accusing him of would be treason. Yeah. Because you're giving American information to a foreign adversary. And I thought it was funny that Zuckerberg was at the forefront of trying to get TikTok banned because that was a national security threat. Yeah. And it's like, But behind the scenes, he was doing it. He was doing it. Yeah.
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You know, he was selling information, not selling, giving information to China all for profit.
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I feel like Elon is just hiding his true form, though. And, like, when he goes to fight, like, arms grow out of his side and he has, like, four arms.
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At least invest in a company to do it.
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What if his son is a clone of himself? That's why he's always with him because he needs to protect him. He needs to protect himself.
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I'm starting the conspiracy theory that Elon Musk's son X is his clone. That's good. I dig that. It's in the books.
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Yeah, it is. It's just a Wi-Fi password. He just calls him X for short. Yeah.
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How do you say Elon Musk's son's name?
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Speaking of Elon Musk's kids, we got to not go anywhere!
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He owns 70% of ninjas.
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I should have been nicer to him. It's a bummer. Yeah, he got in when it started. Got in when it was good.
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I know. For the podcast. It was me and you. We were talking about it. I know, but he approached me.
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Yeah. He's the one that actually gave me the name. Oh my goodness.
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Seeing the sun that high up.
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I know your blood boils instantly. Oh. Yeah.
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I found this fun fact about space. Now that we're talking about space. Like we have been the whole time. Yeah. There's a planet where time barely moves. It says near supermassive black hole, time slows down so much that a single hour could be, in theory, 10,000 years on Earth. If astronauts were to ever land on such a planet and came back, they'd find Earth completely different.
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Everyone they knew would be long dead and their home would be unrecognizable.
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Why were they up there?
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Time and space, they have to interact with each other. And so I don't know how, but gravity and time are tied together. And so even if you dive deep into us talking about the different dimensions that are outside of our time...
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Yeah, no, that's gravity. Interstellar with McConaughey. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. But they go to that planet and, like, every hour is, like, seven years or something. Yeah. But when they get back, it's been, like, 20-something or 30-something years. Freaks me out.
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Everyone got along. Or gone.
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That would be the coolest. That's why I love that movie Jumper. Yeah. Just imagine being able to do that. Like, look at a place and be like,
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. It's really beautiful there. But as Lily would say, it's filled with men.
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Very nice people.
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Yeah. I've kissed one before. I shot a guy.
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You're right. I made a whole story up.
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Three, two, one.
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Oh. Here, I'll stop it. Oh, there it is. Okay, wait. Ready? Three, two, one.
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Thank you. Dude, if you would have done a jump scare, you would have died.
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Oh, interesting.
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I mean, if you go there, you're more than likely going to see something. There's UAPs. There's Skinwalker. There's cryptids. People see stuff. There's magnetic anomalies there. Your compass will just spin in this place. Can we go?
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Dude, there's something to mountains. Something to mountains. I mean, because it's all throughout scripture of mountains and God dwelling up on mountains and people going to converse with God on mountains.
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Well, I have a mountain story, too. Let's go. This is a crazy one. Bunch of mountain boys today, dude. Mountain boys.
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Mount Kailash. Have you ever heard of Mount Kailash, Corey?
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yeah i haven't heard of it so it's in the tibet uh autonomous autonomous region that is owned by china so china's owned this region since the 1950s i say own it they've occupied it and this mountain is the
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i don't know why i've never heard of this mountain because it's one of the this it's a crazy crazy mountain um but it's located in tibet and it's not even on the top 100 highest mountains okay but no one as far as we know in history has ever summited the mountain And it's a very sacred religious mountain for the four prominent religions within that area. So the religions would be...
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uh where is it like buddhist hindu i think hindu monkism yeah monkism i forget i forgot where i put it but they're all considered this mountain's considered sacred by all four religions some weird facts about this mountain is that it has four rivers coming out from the mountain that go in all cardinal directions so a river that goes north south east and west
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And by this mountain, there's these two lakes. And one of the lakes, they say that the lake used to be one lake, but now it's two lakes. The one lake to the right is a freshwater lake that has all this life and stuff in it. And the second lake to the left is a saltwater lake that they call Demon Lake or Ghost Lake because at least once a year, the lake completely disappears and then it comes back.
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But nothing lives in it. There's no plant life. That's even worse. Fish life, aquatic life, whatever.
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No, that's part of the mystery.
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Very far away. Um, where was I? Oh yeah. Um, so the story, there was these men from Siberia in the late 1900s that were mountaineer dudes from Siberia that were going to summit this mountain and, And they did this trip a couple of years, a couple of years before them, another group went and they all disappeared. They don't know what happened to him. They just disappeared.
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They're mountaineers. Okay. And so this group from Siberia, they're like, we're going to summit this mountain. And so they started going up, but they realized hours into the journey that they were aging. So their hair and nails had grown within hours that would equate to them being on the mountain for weeks or months at a time.
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And so they just felt like they were getting older, and they were physically getting older the further that they went up. Yeah. And so they decided to turn around. Not even a year after they climbed this mountain, they all died, and their signs of death were old age. Dude, what? They literally died of old age, but they're all young dudes, like 20s and 30s.
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that's crazy on that mountain yeah and the mountain is protected now to where china you're not allowed to climb this mountain at all it's restricted it's restricted completely and that happened in the 1990s um do they give a reason They say it's a sacred mountain to the religions around it.
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But if you know anything about the Communist Party of China, they don't really care too much about the religions. It's just kind of like, but they're saying, no, it's disrespectful to these religions. So you're not allowed to climb it. Interesting. Where is it? It was, but China offered this one climber. Yeah. So in the, I think it was the 90s. Where is it? Yeah.
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They offered this guy, Reenhold Messner, who was apparently the world's greatest mountaineer. He was the first to climb Mount Everest or summit it without oxygen. First to climb all 14 peaks above 8,000 meters. And they said he was like the guy to climb mountains. So China offered him to climb the mountain. And when he went, it was 1980s.
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And so when he went to the mountain, he was just observing it. And something spooked him to where he's like, I don't want to climb this mountain. I actually refuse to climb this mountain. And it's an easy mountain. Very easy. Comparatively to what he's done. Yeah. So he decided not to climb it. And then after that, that's when China's like, no one's allowed to climb it. It's banned.
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It's very restricted. You cannot climb it.
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Yeah, Kailash. K-A-I-L-A-S-H.
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And it was also in Tibet. Yeah, a different mountain. But this is what's crazy. In the 1990s, Russian and Siberian scientists started publishing wild research papers claiming that Kailash is a gigantic ancient pyramid. So they believe that Mount Kailash is not natural. They argue it's perfect geometric shape and cardinal alignments are too precise for nature.
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And the hypothesis is that it's a massive ancient pyramid, possibly the oldest and largest on earth. And these are scientists, Russian and Siberian scientists that are going out saying like, releasing papers like, yeah, we actually think this is a pyramid. I think it's crazy looking, dude. And they say, Russian researchers notice Kailash lines up with other ancient sites. So, what do you call it?
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Coordinate-wise, it lines up with the Great Pyramids of Giza, Stonehenge, and the Easter Islands. Like, perfectly.
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what what do you mean line line up like just like on the if you're like look at the world the it's like a straight line through them all yeah i think i think that's what it is no it's like i don't know how they line it up but they said it all lines up okay um the lord of destruction and creation lives there apparently that's like part of its significance
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but it's just it's that's crazy yeah because like nasa has done i was just saw like nasa has like done research into it and stuff and they're like it's off yeah they they say planes can't even fly over it they said that there's literally like almost like a force field around to where it's like impossible for a plane yeah it's like it pushes planes away so planes can't fly over it no one's ever summited it yeah that's crazy no one has ever officially reached the summit
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i don't google that's nuts um but yeah all the the four major religions around it they all have they all respect it they don't agree on their religions right but they all agree that there's something to this mountain that is sacred like the people from like indian stuff they believe that um it could be an entrance to shambhala which we've talked about that before what is that um basically like a
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There it is, just sticking out.
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Look at the pyramids in Egypt. Look at that. Oh, yeah.
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I know a lot of... Maybe the garden's in there. That's the energy. A lot of theologians, like Joe Metamale, they theorize that the Garden of Eden was in fact on a mountaintop.
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Yeah, which is interesting.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You know what's trippy, though, about the Garden of Eden? Like when they were expelled from the Garden of Eden, how it says, Therefore, the Lord God sent him from the Garden of Eden toward the ground in which he was taken, drove out the man, and at the east of the Garden of Eden, he placed a cherubim with a flaming sword that turned every way to guard the way to the Tree of Life.
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So there's literally a physical thing.
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Well, I mean, yeah, that makes sense because you think of, was it Doggerland?
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Yeah, I think I think when God creates the new heavens and the new earth, I think there will be the tree of life.
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Yeah, it's supposed to be the same Loki. It's the Greek gods.
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Does that happen?
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Passengers.
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So I've been doing a lot of research lately into the great schism in the Catholic Church and the Orthodox Church and Protestants and stuff. Just because I feel like I know so little about it. Yeah, we all do.
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Yeah, every now and then. Yeah. Very fascinating stuff. It's been a fun journey learning all about it. But I've been reading all about the different saints and whatnot. And there's this saint I came across that the story I thought was the coolest story ever. His name is St. Longinus. And better known, so he's considered a saint from both the Catholic and the Orthodox Church.
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But he's called the Holy Martyr Longinus the Centurion. And the story goes that he was the centurion, Longinus, that did the spear into Jesus' side. But the story goes that his eyesight was bad, like it was degrading and stuff. Degrading?
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Does that work?
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Degenerating?
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His eyesight was going away. Yeah. And when he pierced Jesus' side, the blood and water poured on his face, and he was instantly healed, his eyesight. but then instantly realized that he was the son of God. So in scripture, they say that he was the centurion that dropped his knees and said, truly, this was the son of God. So they're saying that was him.
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And he was really mad about it. And so they captured him, brought him in and they're like, deny your faith. And he said, I won't deny my faith. Why would I deny my faith when I know who the true king is? And so what they did is like, since he gave you back your eyesight, we're going to take your eyes. And so they took his eyes out and that didn't stop them.
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He kept on spreading the gospel completely blind. And then they said, well, you didn't get the hint. You're still spreading the gospel. So the story goes that they cut out his tongue. But the miracle that happened with it, supposedly, is that when they cut out his tongue, he was still able to speak perfectly. But they said it was almost like God was speaking through him.
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They said it was like almost with a thunderous voice.
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Yeah. And they brought him into the temple of their gods, the Romans, and they said, basically, bow down before our gods, deny your faith in Jesus Christ. And he somehow grabbed a sword, swung, and cut the head off of one of the statue gods. Let's go. And he said, let's see what your gods do now. And as soon as he said that, an earthquake happened, and every single god in this temple fell down.
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Shook everyone. And then the governor decided, he's like, we're done with this. And then they beheaded him. Golly, dude. So much aura. Yeah. Plus a thousand aura. But when I heard, dude, it gives me goosebumps. I'm like, that is rad. Yeah. This dude that was part of crucifying Christ was then crucified because of his, or not, he was killed because of his belief in Christ. Martyrs. Yeah.
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I love reading the stories about the different saints and stuff though. There's some really, really cool ones.
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All of it. They saved us. For the life of me, I cannot figure out the freaking keys.
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look, there's Jesus. And he was like at peace with it.
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Anyways, I want to talk more about some cool stuff on patreon.com forward slash ninjas or butterflies, baby.
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I got some stuff. I also have a story. Okay. All right. We got lots of stuff then. So go to patreon.com forward slash ninjas and butterflies where you're going to get an extra episode, baby.
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Yeah, we got a shirt coming out weekly, people. New Ninja merch coming out weekly. And I don't know if you can tell, but me and Andy are already wearing some spoilers.
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Anyways, we're just having fun.
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Ew. So, yeah. Do that. Make sure to follow us on everything. YouTube, subscribe. Give us five stars on everything. Follow us on Spotify.
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Yeah. We love you, Corey.
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Welcome back, Corey.
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Hey, we still got it. Corey says, and that's all that matters at the end of the day.
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Very good.
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Yeah, boy. Oh, man. But everyone just be quiet. Because I know a lot of stuff is happening. We're happy Corey's here. We're happy that this thing happened with the women. It's a great time in history. But it's really bringing us to a time in history. A time that we can't just move past. We need to address this thing. Yeah.
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And if we don't address it, I don't know if we can carry on as a human race. So today's question, sent in by a viewer, Corey, do women deserve space?
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The last one was the one you were on. They sucked.
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Of course they're tough, but why are we forcing them to go into dangerous situations? We're supposed to protect them.
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Corey, women, doesn't care about them, doesn't want to protect them, and he says that they don't need space from things that are dangerous. Is that what you said? That is. Welcome to the show.
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Yeah, I can't remember the names. Seriously, I apologize. Were there names again?
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Do you know the ancient Egyptians were paid in beer? Really?
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I didn't know that.
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Probably okay. I bet it was gnarly. Yeah.
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That was literally like their meals was just beer.
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Yeah, it was like, I mean, like 2%, 3% alcohol. Gosh. Yeah. Man. That's how they built those pyramids.
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Was the Garden of Eve... Do it more yelling.
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I think so. Yeah. Bronze. Bronze. Yes. Okay. Back to space. Yeah. Let's talk about these women.
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But they're doubling down. Yeah. They're like, it's not like I calling myself an astronaut. That just even sounds weird to me at this point. But it's true. I am an astronaut.
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Not working for us, he just... Just visiting. Just visiting.
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Yeah, but she's all about love now.
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Yeah, love.
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You're supposed to say yes. I missed my cue. Also, it was really debating. I was like, well, I mean, I guess it depends if Jesus is like an ugly crier. How funny that verse is.
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You would cut to, and it was like. You're like, oh, God.
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What is that?
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Actually, nothing wrong with it. This is how he cries. Leave him alone.
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It's Anthony. Everyone's like, wait a minute.
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I literally knew when I was in Lily's seat you were going to do that to me too. I just was like, what is it going to look like? Do you want to preface this? No, I've been excited to give you guys this present. I got you a present. We established earlier that it did not feel expensive.
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We did a lot. Well, that's part of the gift.
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Yeah, it's part of the gift.
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Then you get to keep all that. That's for you guys. You sure?
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Thanks, man.
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Okay, that's volume two of the card game. Ayo! I had to, like, pull strings.
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Really?
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Oh, really? Yes. So are we one of the first owners? You are, like, outside of me. Wow. No way. They sent me one. Because it releases fully in July. It's like you can pre-order it right now. So like nobody's getting any for a couple more months. And I responded to them and said, is there any way you can get me one more that I can bring to Ninjas?
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Because I feel like they are the ones I would want to hand deliver an early release copy to. And so that is one of... As myself, I only have access to two of them, and that's one of them. And it's for you guys. That is amazing.
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Everyone.
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To your website or to Amazon? If you go to at the Bible is funny, I have it all in my link information. Different people are pre-saling. They're taking pre... Why can't I think of the word? Pre-orders. Because it fully releases in July. Okay. If you preorder it, you get some special stuff. You get a whole list of house rules you can do at your house to make it more fun to play with your friends.
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And you get some action cards that you can put into your combined deck if you do the first and the second one.
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Yes, it does. Yes. And kind of like a lot of people are saying, the cooler pope, which is Pope Theo. Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, no. Green, pineapple. Green, pineapple. This is it. Your last chance. We can do this as long as you want. Three, two, one. Kiwi. What did you say? A stem. I don't know. We're bad at this game. What I love is how strong you've been coming in with some wild suggestions.
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That's awesome, dude. I love you guys. Thank you. That's a big deal. If you haven't got volume one, get it now.
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I was very excited. I honestly didn't, I'm not trying to like hype this up. I didn't know if I could get you guys one this early and I was happy. It arrived, my wife can tell you, in a very weird looking, very heavily duct taped package. Oh, really? Nice. Secure. But I was like, I don't know where this came from, but it's, yeah. That looks good. My second copy.
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So we could sell it for quite a bit.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that's it, guys. That's awesome. That's for you. Thank you so much.
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Different animal.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's one at a time, right? It's not all hundred important question.
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Yeah.
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If everyone can rush at once. Especially if you can pick the 100 men. I'll say a random sampling. Like you get the median male, I still think. I still think that wins. Think about 10 dudes on a limb. I mean, that's instantly 1,000 pounds that thing has to swing.
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It is still a forward-facing animal, too, and if you have enough men. So I think that is key to me, personally. Have you seen the, like, zoologist's way on this? No. Because I hate it. Because they were like, we should ask someone who actually knows about gorillas. And they were like, well, if 100 men charged a gorilla, it would run away. And I was like, why don't you shut your science face up?
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They're locked in a huge room. They can't get out. The second we all heard this prompt, we knew this is a bloodthirsty gorilla who's bent on nothing but destroying these men. We all collectively knew that. And then these dummy zoologists... Well, actually, if a large group of alternative mammals approach the gorilla, you just shut your face. How quickly does he rip their faces off?
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That's what I want to know. Nobody is actually thinking this way. But yeah, I do think for me, it comes down to one at a time. I think they're all cooked. I don't think the gorilla runs out of gas.
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Well, that was another question that I saw asked was, like, can they strategize beforehand? Can they? Because that gets into other questions of, like, could they, you know, decide to throw rocks or, like, all these other stuff. Well, how much stronger is a gorilla than it?
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Okay, so I'm going with the gorilla. Let's go the opposite way. So you said 25 men, strength of 25 men. What age child do you have the strength of 25 of them? Oh. You see what I'm saying? Just to get a different perspective. I don't know.
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Like a hundred seven-year-olds attack. I'm dead. Yeah.
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I think if you could say something hurtful to the gorilla. You're the reason your parents... Don't say that. Wounded emotionally. He's like, you know what? I give up. I do think that. I've said in this conversation that I think gorilla is almost advantageous for the men because of the anatomical similarities.
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I think if a bunch of men tried to attack a tiger without previous knowledge, they wouldn't know the right way to do it. But a gorilla has a neck like we do, eyeballs in the same kind of general top of head area. Like, I think they would have some pre-existing knowledge going in. I think some other critters were going to be less equipped to know where the weak spots are.
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Wait, you think a tiger has a higher chance of survival versus a gorilla? If you sent one person at a, well, no.
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See, because there's the hiker who's a jiu-jitsu guy, and he choked out a mountain lion. He got attacked and literally put it in a rear naked choke and, like, killed them.
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Hold on.
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Do you have the audio? The secret is those robes. All right, ready? Yeah.
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It's crazy.
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I still think 100 people take it. No less. Oh, man. There is the issue of reaching around it, though. You can't choke that thing out.
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Florida has its very own Bigfoot, and we have photographic proof. I said that as a statement and a question. I liked it. Okay.
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I fought a bodybuilder, and I put him in a choke, and I couldn't close the triangle because he was too thick. I was like, well, and so actually. You can just call me Andy. You don't have to call me a bodybuilder. I didn't know if you wanted to let people know. No, it's okay. It's obvious that I'm a bodybuilder.
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Yeah. Pope Theo? Yeah, that's me. I've been doing appearances.
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To clarify, open space. I'm not doing anything shysty like pulling down a security gate.
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30 minutes?
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Because Pope Leo is busy, like you said.
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I'm going the other way.
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I'd probably chance 5 if there was enough money on the line.
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Before you weren't anywhere in the mall, you're being launched at the same time in the previous scenario.
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You don't even need to be in a mall. I'm thinking if I get to a Dick's and then I can get a bat that I can, I think I can buy 30 minutes. I don't like my chances long term.
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So I've been kind of going around and doing things on behalf of him. Were you actually in the running? I was in the running. I took my name out. Why?
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You just open up a portal to possibility, though. Like there's a Bass Pro attached to the mall. Catch it. I mean.
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I think we're friends after 30 minutes. I think we're having Auntie Anne's pretzels by the end of the 30 minutes.
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All right, Josh, here's your echo.
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It's not the loud one that would get me. It'd be like, where is it? Then you just hear, oh. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, you're like, oh, no.
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I liked the other one that you proposed where you were asking about the sea creature.
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One whole week in the ice age for 30 minutes snorkeling. I'm getting out on water the older I get. Have I talked about this with you guys? I'm like, we're not supposed to be in the water. We're just not. When the orca whales took over for the great white sharks as the apex predators and started taking out boats and things, I'm like, guys, we're not supposed to be out there.
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I'm still blown away that 95% of the ocean is under it. We're better equipped to explore space than we are the ocean. This is craziness. Nighttime water... I don't know that there's anything scarier to me. I wouldn't take a bath in a dark bathroom. I don't like it. So I think of those. I'm dead both ways.
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I'm snorkeling. Get out of here, dude. I'm snorkeling. 30 minutes. That Mosasaurus swimming around.
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I took my name out because it just, there were... It's hard to get into all the details, but ultimately, I just thought it was Leo's time.
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I was on the water. I would do the water before the Ice Age, but then I saw a video of a leopard seal approaching a diver, which exists in this world. I was like, I don't think I'd be anywhere in the water with one of these. Yeah. I mean, I'll take it.
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I don't want my death to be boring. If I'm going to go out, go out. Your point is well taken to me. The length of time. If I'm attempting to live, I'm going to pick Ice Age. But for sure, if it's like, let's get this over with one way or another. And maybe you're swimming around in a snorkel and nobody cares. Yeah, there's a chance. It's 30 minutes and it's over.
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Megalodon in there at that point. Just imagine the prehistoric version of that. I just texted you the video of the leopard seal. That could be in the water now. There's not a chance.
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Look at the clip of it floating away. No way. And that's a seal.
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Dude, that's Ratatouille. That was in France. That was in France. You're right. What am I not getting? And then they did it with the old head chef, too.
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I don't know. I mean, when Paige was in Paris, they were eating at like a really nice restaurant and they heard a boom and then they emptied the restaurant. Everyone got free meals, but then everyone literally just continued down the streets like it was a normal day.
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Paige was like, she was like, everyone talks about like, you know, Eiffel Tower and like centralized, but she said the crap you go through to get to there is like, hopefully you trust your cab driver because it's,
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Whoa.
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Ugh. This is where Paris is where Kim Kardashian got held up to, isn't it? Oh, I think so, yeah. And they stole all her jewelry. Remember this? It's like just in court right now, but I'm pretty sure that happened in Paris.
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Oh, that doesn't even hardly make any sense.
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And I remember it being like... I remember it being like, that's a wild thing. And it didn't seem like they responded. Like, if that had happened here and, like, A-list celebrity definitely at the time, this was several years ago, is, like, held up at a hotel and they stole all of their, like, jewelry they had. That'd be, like, insane. Like, we would be, like, eating that and going crazy.
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And it did legitimately kind of feel like the French were like, whatever. Yeah. Well. On to the next thing. Not that they should have been, but those guys are just going to court right now. That's crazy. Second Amendment.
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No, no, no. I think, did I do my time? Yeah. Like, was I sort of a logical choice? Yes. Did I have a lot of momentum? Yes. All those things, yes. But then they named Leo the winner. And I was like, because I was like, I could be the first American pope. And then they picked Leo, which is cool because he has like the Ninja Turtle connection, right? Which I think a lot of people were talking about.
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I have heard that story. Yeah, I have heard this.
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Stories to me get more insane and a little funny when it's an obscure celebrity. It's not funny. I don't want anyone to be attempted murdered. Or regular murdered. But when you interject that part of it, when it's not a super well-known, beloved celebrity, but somebody we all kind of know. He is a fan of the show. David Spade? He's watching.
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Do you want to not just watch on the screen? Do you want to hang out with us? All of us together on a tour across Florida, ninjas and butterflies, and the Bible's funny?
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Dang it. I think he's so funny. David, talk to him. Don't talk to us. That was not an indication of what I think of David. I just think that that's always a funny...
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interjection he's listening apologize to him like when you're like this this thing happened and it happened to like kel from kenan and kel you're like why did it just get funny all of a sudden it's not funny at all but that's that's a person i haven't thought about in a while have you ever heard that brian regan uh comedian joke he uh talks about how there was a plot apparently from this guy this uh kidnap russell crowe that got leaked and the guy like went to jail
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Right. That's a funny like area. And again, it's not funny because crime is serious. Right. And no one should do it. But people generally have ideas about stuff like business ideas. You never really. Me and my buddy always talked about it. It's a company and we mow people's lawns and do therapy. Something like that. And you're like, yeah, cool, dude. Sound like John Lennon for a second.
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Do therapy, you know. You get it. But if someone was walking around with like a bunch of failed crime ideas. That'd be great. I guess it's sort of the premise of the Despicable Me movies. But like, you were just like, what? I was going through your journal because you had the grocery list and a couple pages back it was like a detailed list of how to kidnap Kel from Kenan and Kel.
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You steal my dreams from me, old woman. Gosh forbid a guy have hobbies, okay? Sometimes I think about robbing the M&M factory, okay? I'm not going to do it. This is why you never take me dancing.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's huge. And Theo is just kind of like,
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No. Oh, Rachel's just telling me about this.
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you know it's like it's cool yeah it's not it doesn't have any sort of ninja turtle ties true and ultimately a lot of it a lot people don't realize how much of the pope decision comes to the ability to connect to a ninja turtle yeah really that's true yeah just either by proxy or or direct name uh association did pope francis have a connection Surely he had to have. Yeah, so Pope Francis.
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At night? Let's do it. I completely track with that. Where is it? Is it Yellowstone?
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And you go there, and they're like, yeah, it's all volcanic, and I don't know, one day it might blow up in the world. But anyway, gift shops on the way out, if you hit the left, and you're like, how do you live with this? It's probably not going to happen.
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I brought a video to share with you guys. Oh, please. Oh, please. Can you send it? So let me preface this a little bit. You might be able to find it, Andrew, but both of us. Well, you dig it. I sent it to Andrew yesterday. This is a conspiracy theory I've wanted to share with you guys for a while. Oh, yay. And it's come back up. And I was like, oh, I'm going to go.
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I want to talk to them about this. I don't know if you've heard about it. It involves the National Basketball Association.
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okay the nba uh and they instituted in 1985 something called the draft lottery and it's supposed to help teams not tank in the in the regular season to get the first pick in the draft so the bottom like set amount of teams all have a percentage chance in this lottery to pick who gets the first round pick next year so like the best college player coming out and it's supposed to keep everybody competitive and trying hard
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Well, this comes out in 1985, and they had a... There's always... The big theory here is that they cheat at the draft lottery. They sort of strategically pick what player they want to go on what team. In the 1985 clip... Did you send it to everybody? So it's the first minute of this clip, and it's so great to me. Because it's the NBA commissioner at the time, David Stern.
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He rolls this big, like, bingo roller thing, essentially. And there's a longer clip. This was, like, the best one I could find, where he just reaches in, grabs an envelope, opens it up, and it says, you know, whatever. Atlanta Hawks. He opens up one. It says, you know, Los Angeles Lakers.
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And then he gets to deciding the first overall pick, and he reaches in, and you can see him grab a bunch, and then he turns it over, and he grabs one specifically, and he pulls it out. And it's the New York Knicks. And the player coming out that year was Patrick Ewing, who would go on to be like a top 50 all-time NBA player in one of their biggest markets, which was New York.
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So just recently, the Dallas Maverick team did this trade where they traded Luka Doncic to the Lakers. Dallas is a pretty huge market for the NBA. The team kind of started falling apart towards the end of the year. Wouldn't you know it who won the NBA draft lottery with a 1.4% chance of winning it, by the way. It's the Dallas Mavericks this year. Who get? It's rigged. This guy, Cooper Flagg.
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But this clip specifically, I think is so good. Because now they do it all digital. It's all like refined. And you're like, what are we going to do? The ball's bounced this way. But this clip is like iconic to me. And I do think it's kind of hard to find for a reason because it's such a bad look. Because you can see him. The theory on this particular one is they froze that envelope.
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Yeah, you can... I don't want to get into the Latin, of course. Right. But you had Francis, and then, of course, Raphael. It's come from the same... Oh, Fra. Wow. It's the Latin term Fra, which is the same in both of those words. That's so sick. Raphael and Francis. I never knew that. I'm learning so much already.
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They put it in a freezer all night. Oh. And then they put it in this thing so he was like, you can see him reach and kind of go like, oh, there it is. And he shifts all these envelopes and goes, I picked this one. And there you go. The best player goes to the Knicks. No way. All right, ready? Three, two, one.
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Also, stuff isn't shuffling. Okay, there it goes. The first time it was just... Yeah, yeah. He looks nervous. Yeah, he did.
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Oh, there's the one.
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See the exhale.
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You're changing history. So the Patrick Ewing one's bad. This year is very. And then when LeBron James came out, he's from Cleveland. And they were like, oh, Cleveland got the number one pick. That worked out so good. Good. Interesting.
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To keep the storylines in the right way.
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Oh, it's so shady.
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Ratings are terrible across the NBA, mind you, at this time. LeBron James is like wearing out. Steph Curry is like wearing out like human beings do. Americans, we hold on to professional athletes. Like over in Europe, like in soccer, you're like 28 years old and they put you on the iceberg and kick you out into the ocean. Here, they're like 34 and we're like, come on, Steph. Yeah. Come on, baby.
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Hang in there, buddy. Give us all you got. So, yeah, then all of a sudden Luca, who he's like just this generational talent, gets shipped off to the Lakers for like the weirdest trade of all time. Then there's also all this weird stuff with that, with the arena they're trying to build there because the people that own the Mavs want a casino. They want an arena casino like combo. Yeah.
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And so there was like, there's just a lot of talk about what went on and led to all this. And this was sort of the piece that was like, we were missing was like, what did the, what did Dallas get out of this?
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Yeah, you didn't stand a chance then.
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Lo and behold, 1.8 chance percent chance of winning the lottery.
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And they get Cooper flag. Anytime there's that much money involved, There's no way people who have built businesses to generate that kind of revenue are chancing that much money. Yeah. Have you seen like I don't want to turn this into a sports podcast, but like you see the Barcelona Real Madrid. I mean, like in the Champions League, Barca just got eliminated.
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So that's what I'm saying. Yeah, Theo and I... But I mean, but that's the thing is I did, and a lot of people think, like... I should have won, and I should have been the Pope. Gotcha. And so there's still some, and I'm always like, guys, guys, it's fine. Okay. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not the Pope, and that's dope. Yeah. Hey. That's kind of been what I've been saying. Is that on a t-shirt?
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And we all were saying that was clearly rigged. Like the refs were making bad. Oh, I did see this. Then they fired the ref. He was supposed to ref the final. And after we got eliminated, we as in Barca, they fired him. And then the next game in La Liga, we beat Real Madrid 4-3. But there were three goals. Clear handball, fouls, all three of their goals.
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But it's because they want to keep El Clasico, the rivalry. Yeah. If Real Madrid is clearly like four games worse. More like El Corrupto.
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Clip it. No, it's bad. There's an NBA ref that actually was fixing games. He's convicted. And it's over. They solved the case. Scooby-Doo solved it. He was cheating.
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You can be here. It's like you're here right now. You're going to see us live.
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It is so much more fun to do things with a bee. It is.
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That was such a snippet from like an indie movie. You know what I mean? Like a trailer. Yeah. You ever notice how cats just step around and they never look back?
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Where the Wild Things Are. Yes. Yes. Such a good movie. I meant to bring up, when we were talking about animals earlier, sorry to go back. No. You seen a polar bear for scale? Yeah. Yeah. Nuts.
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And I heard they eat whatever. Like they're, they're like the high, I don't want to say that and be dead wrong.
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I mean, is that, you have merch yet? I don't want to do merch and be like that guy necessarily, but a lot of people have been asking. Yeah.
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Yeah, there it is. I think they account for a significant amount of human attacks because they just don't care. They're just looking for calories.
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Have you seen how they used to hunt them? I'm going to have to be careful on the language I use because it's brutal, but basically it involves a knife that they would freeze in either a piece of meat or a piece of fish, and it would lick the meat popsicle, but it would end itself because its tongue is frozen, and it doesn't know that it's just... And that's a terrible way.
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That's how they used to harvest polar bears.
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I just think it's funny when we like really cutify something. Like a polar bear is just like a white little fluffy and bears are already so like. Coca-Cola. Teddy bear. Yeah. Christmas time. Yeah. Sipping on a Coke and it's like, nah, that's a creature trying to kill us all. Rip your face off. Yeah.
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about like if i'm gonna do merch and yeah what i'm gonna do next and like you should break off and like do your own uh thing and i just was like i just want to right now i just want to support leo and be a team player yeah is where i feel like i respect that for sure that's where i feel like i'm at right right now and i'm super pumped to be with you guys yeah leo wishes he could have been here yeah we're honored that you're here i wish it was leo but theo yeah your grace
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Yeah. Disney's got one. This would be weird. Did you see that? Disney has one? Yeah, they're opening a residential, it's called like Story Living or something.
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I don't know. No, I don't think so. I think it's in North Carolina. Really? Where the floods were? That'd be interesting. I don't know that, but I know it's like. You heard it here first. Waltz. Confirm. He's creating the hurricanes. I got a Walmart one. I'm curious.
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It is a funny thing to think about, right? To have that much money and be like, choose your own adventure. But the weird thing is... I want to go to space.
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Just kidding. I made that up. I was going to say, plus Ryan should have milked that a little bit more. Can he maybe spend more time having Walmart accept the tap to pay? Have you guys experienced that they don't do tap to pay in Walmart?
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He's out here building an entire city. We need the investment in the tap to pay.
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I'm just trying to figure out what billionaire wants to live in a place that Walmart logistically has put together. I don't want to go in a Walmart. Every other store has to be out for me to go into Walmart.
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Walmart item. It's the most sold Walmart item. It's going to be a great value product, and it's going to be tinfoil.
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It's the number one selling product. Plates. Plates. I mean, I was thinking batteries, but I don't buy enough batteries to do it. It was like something like that, like light bulbs or batteries or something like that.
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Have they been in the food game since the beginning? Flour. Just bread?
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Well done.
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Bananas in general. The existential crisis I went through with bananas. I've had a banana every day of my life for as long as I can remember. For real? I just keep bananas in the house. I have a banana every morning. I do a glass of water and a banana. It's the first two things I eat every day. Then I had my son said to me, Dad, I think bananas are your favorite fruit.
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Oh, man. I appreciate that.
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And I was like, no, they're not. And he was like, you eat a banana every day. And I was like, I do eat a banana every day. Are bananas my favorite fruit or do I even like bananas? I'm just like eating a banana every day. I don't even think about it. And so I like had a moment, said this to Rach, I'm like, I don't even know if I like bananas at all.
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And my son thinks they're my favorite fruit because I eat them every day. Why do you eat it every day? Is this a habit? Is this serving a fruit? I'm like, this is good. It happens. I've literally never been in an event where fruit was available and been like, oh, give me one of them nanners. But I eat one every day to start my day. That's a lot of bananas. Who buys the bananas?
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uh like in our house yeah i well that was a thing too because we do kroger you guys have kroger delivered are you ever yeah they have it available in this area we love we love kroger delivery they have the worst they're they're really great at a lot of things you'll be like can i please have four bananas you get four unattached bananas at different stages of ripeness
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typically as green as the wall behind andy right now yeah and i'm just like i i didn't ask for can i specify i'd like to eat the banana like tomorrow not like next month yeah and also why are they so what what what is the system by which you're just like four bananas they're coming a bunch there's just a sweet potato in there somewhere that's not even
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It's just you get like battered with questions from your kids so much and you're just kind of like throwing them out one in the other. But then when they're like, bananas aren't your favorite fruit, you're like, I don't know. I don't know that one. It seems like a therapy session.
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Let's talk about the first time you had a banana. I don't remember. When I tell you, this isn't like hyperbole. I don't remember. I mean, we've not had bananas, and I'm like, oh, I've got to go get them today. But I don't remember a time in my life, all growing up, my breakfast was a banana and carnation instant breakfast. That was what I had almost every morning. But what? Crustaceans? Carnation.
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Oh. The flour? Carnation instant breakfast. Carnation was the brand, and it was called instant breakfast, and it was a powder you mixed with milk. Oh. Yeah. What was it? I like vitamins and minerals, I thought, at the time.
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carnation i'm glad you guys are lost too because i was just nodding i was like i don't know what that is you also said it's so fast i was like oh my gosh keep nodding goes like oh i mean i'm sure it's normal but i'm like you know what that's not that's so funny no i thought it was like it would come in a packet or you could not it's not oatmeal tub no it's a it's a mixture it's a you put in milk it was like powder you put in milk
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This is crazy, dude.
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What is this? I have a lot. That sounds like a drink, too, not like a breakfast.
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Yeah, run her up. Yeah. Dude, super pumped to be here. Yeah. And a lot of people say I'm a, like, again, this isn't me talking. This is a lot of people say I'm a better podcast guest than the Pope. I think some would say that. Yeah. We've heard the rumors. A lot of people. Yeah. Have been. Not even just like as a potential, like they are actively saying it. Yeah. Everywhere. Yeah.
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So my understanding is, Greg, you just ate a banana and drank a glass of milk every day. That was it. With carnations and breakfast. Yeah.
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Instant breakfast. Oh, instant. Like Kellogg's. But they were carnation and their brand was a flower. Don't say Kellogg's. Everyone knows Kellogg's.
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While we're saying this, I have not seen the product in a grocery store. I've never heard of that in my life. I think ever. And now I'm really thinking about a lot of things. Hold on. I think she's ahead of you. I have some weird stuff.
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with my childhood there's no photos of me as a baby i i think you have suppressed if i talked to you guys about this before it's 100 true back i there is no photos of me as a baby dude anthony russo is john minne ramsay He was switched or something happened. He was misplaced. Oh, they made it into a carton, like a pre-done carton, like a protein drink or a Slim Fast.
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Okay, I have seen this. It's just like... Okay, yeah. Yeah, but they renamed it Breakfast Essentials. And it used to be called Carnation's Breakfast. I have heard of that. So it was a drink. It was a drink, yeah. Did you eat it with a spoon, though? No, I would mix it with the milk. Okay. I found out it was... Years later, I found out I was lactose intolerant, which was unfortunate.
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I mean, I think the carnations are breakfast every day of my life.
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Yeah, we've just kind of... It's one of those things you joke about, but then you wonder when I need to shift this from a joke. Like, am I a human baby? There's not, like, nothing. There's no... Like, of course, it's one of those things I didn't ever care to know. And then you have kids, and you're like, oh, let's compare baby pictures. And they're like... Non-existent.
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There's no... What does your mom say about it? Photos of you. I think she just... Well, she was not a picture taker. Mm-hmm. I also have like three years of school at Picture Day. I'm in the same shirt. Wow.
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Yeah. oh that's so funny yeah no baby pictures so i don't you might be a freaking plant dude well i think i i've i've again like the picture you're like at a family gathering you're like what am i like some kind of test tube baby right mom that'd be funny right that'd be wild tell him hit us with that beat oh
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We're going to start there.
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And it's like, guys. just a team guy just here just here to make the team better it's an honor to be nominated yeah no no that was that's really cool it's one of those yeah man yeah it's cool thanks so fun to be here pun or fun yeah pope fun which one who who knows at this point which is it fun or pun to be here that what you asked me latin is that latin who's on first
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There's a really good beat underneath that, I promise. This is taking a while, and it's not going to show much. This is a story from your neck of the woods. How do you say it? It's like Myakka?
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Yeah, yeah. Okay. Which is it? I said two.
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Yeah. Myakka. Yeah.
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I've always heard it. Yeah. Okay. This story freaks me out. So this is footage from that area, and this dude was driving down the road. I need to set this up. I didn't set this up at all. There is a cryptid in Tampa, in the woods, just outside of Tampa. It's been seen. It's been photographed. This is video of it. And I'm going to end this story with a photo. You can go ahead and play it.
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Just let it roll. There's like a blurry creature that if you jump to like two-thirds of the way through, you'll see he starts zooming in with photos. But the compelling part of this video is everybody has pulled over to look at this thing, and they can't figure out what it is. This is filmed with an iPhone 4S. And so I don't know what year it was.
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It was like 2002 or something like that when they're filming this.
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Yeah, just jump ahead until you get to the photos. Yeah, I see them.
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I stopped the video and took the actual pictures.
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Dude, you live in Tampa. Have you heard of this story, the skunk ape? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I've heard of the skunk ape. So the story I want to tell is from 2000. It's one of the most it's the most compelling encounter that I've seen so far. This lady was in her backyard and she noticed her app. She had an apple tree and her apples were getting like messed with every night.
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And so she goes out there to like try to figure it out. She hears something. She goes outside. and snaps a couple photos and literally catches an image. And she's like, I just saw it, like glowing eyes, this ape-like creature. Well, she calls in to the Sarasota, or she sends in photos to the Sarasota Police Department. Yep. And she sends them in.
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And what she reports is, I think there's an escaped orangutan in my yard. Here's the photos. Can you please investigate with, like, I don't know, a zoo somewhere? Like, if anyone's missing one, it's in my yard. Come deal with it. That was her plea. And so she takes these photos. This is the scariest thing I've ever seen. Remember, she's not reporting cryptid. She's reporting orangutan.
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What year was this? This photo is from 2000.
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I'm so nervous.
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My phone is being stupid right now.
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Dude, that's so scary. Pop the flash because something was in her yard getting into her apples. And that's the photo she sent in. She's like, oh, my gosh, there is an orangutan in my yard. Come deal with it. Oh, thank you. But the reason I bring up Myakka is because there's been that other encounter where they reported a very similarly described creature. There's other encounters.
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I've told one of the stories where people got their truck chased by this creature. But time and time and time again, it's this ape-like creature with stinky fur, reddish or black fur. And then what's most compelling is I was like, OK, well, let me look. The police didn't do anything. That's the end of the story.
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But then when I looked up, I did a search trying to find any like in central Florida in general, were any zoos missing any primates? And I couldn't Google and find anything. I use chat GPT to try to find articles. No one reported anything missing in that area anywhere near that time period.
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And so either that thing had been in the woods for over 10 years and survived that and then suddenly decided it was going to start getting close to people's property or there's really something out there. And then that doesn't look like a fake photo to me. I looked at some like... One of the people saying that it is a fraud is claiming two things.
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There's apparently out of Japan a costume that looks very similar to that. Okay. And they're saying, no, we recognize it from that. But then the same counter argument, like the people making this play, they say, and it's Photoshopped and compiled. Like you can kind of tell.
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My thing is, if you're Photoshopping, you're not going to use a flash because that makes shadow a nightmare to do all of that. Right. And if you are Photoshopping, why go through the trouble of getting this costume and, like, now you're going to take a photo of that in a different way. That's a lot of work for a hoax. Yeah. And it doesn't make sense. Like, you can make a more compelling hoax.
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That's so scary. My whole thing is a flash. If I were faking a photo because the way that the light changes, like your positioning in the Photoshop would have to be perfect. Oh, and that's the second photo of it. The second one's terrifying too. Oh my gosh. Is his mouth open in that one?
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It totally does. And sort of the way the shoulders are and the head is sitting.
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I hope it's real chanty. That's what I'm into when I'm looking for a song. Gregorian? Just repetitive. I want to be on the same note. Yeah. Yeah.
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Let me see it.
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A big foot. Oh, my goodness. Is that not like I'm going in the woods in the dark this Sunday and I will be thinking of that the whole time.
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How many deer did we see on the property in Tennessee? It was like 17. Yeah, one time there was like 17. And every moment we weren't sleeping at conference, I was looking for bones on that property and didn't find anything.
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So rats eat bones too, so.
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Some of the like, like I'm, I love, I love this stuff. Two things right away. Hilarious to me that for Florida, like what is our addition to this narrative? Ours stinks. What's different about it though? You have the big foot. Isn't that cool? And it's kind of like, yeah, well ours reeks. Yeah. Take that.
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Just the swamp and the fur.
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Yeah. I mean, they probably all stink, right? There's not like a big hairy animal in the forest. Ours stinks the worst, though. But in the Florida, we got the stinkiest. I always think that's funny with the skunk cake.
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Second of all, definitely to the hoax comment, I'm always like, you get like four steps into that process and you're like, okay, listen, I'm not trying to get this thing like in the official hall of animals at the moment. But listen to yourself when you're like, oh, they did. They got the costume from Japan. She slow played missing apples that were reported to police officers.
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She took a photo with Flash. She photoshopped. Nobody claimed any social media or other credit afterward. I don't get the, what are you still wondering about? And you're like, that's a lot of steps that don't really all track.
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Obviously, she was playing this the whole time. Thank you for saying official report because I forgot to bring up this detail. In 1978, because of another encounter, there is actually a Florida House Bill 58 in regards to hunting, trapping, and injuring humanoid ape-like creatures. It's called the Florida Skunk Ape.
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protection act so you can't in 78 it was actually proposed and its subject was and this is enacted like it was it it has not been but it's i i read like the first few pages of like what do they call the person who like types out the yeah like the house conversation and so you can literally they're like saying we need to enact this it was literally in the 70s something they were like
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let's do it but the subject and this is from the actual document skunk ape cryptid um involving criminal law and animals comma mythical uh bill file supporting a draft of the bill to protect florida skunk ape a cryptid creature understood to live in florida the file also includes amendments vote sheets and a short transcript of discussion of the bill but you can look it up house bill 58
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Yeah.
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That's crazy. We need to make this our, like, protect the skunk ape. It needs to be our combined mission. On the sidewalk with posters and everything? Protect the skunk ape. Yeah, dude. It's out there. We don't want anybody messing with it. What if they got rid of them all?
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100 men versus one gorilla. Yes.
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Interesting Dude that's such a scary thought They're all running from something In my head the sloth was chasing her to eat her That could have been, though.
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I mean, a heat event would like kind of like firing pottery, too, if it was like clay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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There is like we've been. Where did you say this was in New Mexico? Mexico. In Mexico. The old one. Yeah. The OG. When you get to the expansive desert, it's a thing that you're just like, I don't know. People are like, well, where would cryptids be or where does any of this happen? You just look over an incredibly vast desert and you're just like, there's all kinds of stuff going on here.
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We don't know about what's... Under all this sand, no one's explored it. No one's walked out here in every square inch of it. Like, no way.
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Well, have you heard the statistic about the population of the globe and where they could fit? Have you seen this? No, but I'm. The population of the entire globe could fit within the state of Texas if Texas had China's infrastructure. So in the same way China's packed in, the entire globe could fit in Texas. Okay. That's crazy.
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So you think about like the expanse of the world and how much empty space that there actually is.
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Yes. Right, right, right. Yeah. Totally. Have you been, I was just, I've seen a couple of things on the population number. Have you seen this? Maybe they're just like, I've seen a couple.
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I don't have much to go on. Population.
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I saw a thing the other day. Did you see it as well? Just that the population number might be way overinflated. And they're basically saying like, America is like a pretty developed country. And our strategy for counting is like, we send you a letter in the mail. Yeah. Or go to the door. And sometimes they don't answer. And they're like, do we think, What is that noise?
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I thought you sent something. No. It was scary. They're just saying like, do we really think everyone in the world is either accurately counting the people in their country and we're all sharing accurate numbers of these are like people in the world aren't always the most honest about what is going on everywhere.
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So people are, there's like a wide range of how many people they actually think are on the planet. How many do they think there are? I saw a bunch of opinions on this because I went on like— Like way less than 8 billion? Yeah, like there's people who think there's like a billion. Wow. On the whole planet. Wow.
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And there's like—so it's like—and then it's one of those things where I've heard it and I was like, I don't know. I tell people all the time there's 8 billion people. I've never questioned it. But then when they did the American census, I was like, oh, dang, yeah. That does seem like—
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yet somehow when i was in school it was seven billion and now everyone's supposed to believe that we've increased by a billion yeah i don't know when that happened it was i feel like it was just suddenly like no you yesterday it was yeah i feel like throughout history no one's ever said this is how many people we have on earth yeah and it wasn't until like 10 years ago like we just hit seven billion people everyone they're like wow we did it pat yourself on the back guys
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Maybe not. No, it's, there's always, I just, it's connecting to me back to your volcano question. There's just like existential threats that get introduced to us. I don't know if you guys ever had, but they were like, yeah, there's too many people. We'll run out of food and die. Yeah. Anyway, off to PE with you. And you're like, well, I hope that doesn't happen.
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Are we, are we sure that's not going to happen?
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What a wild thing to lead with. Welcome to Tavares. 20,000 people live here. I don't know what that's supposed to tell me. Wondering if you had a Chick-fil-A. That was my thing. I don't care. People live here. I don't need that. Yeah. But cities were very proud of it. I'm cool with if you lead with like an Olympians from there. That's what I want. Yeah.
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This is a national park city. The whole city is a national park.
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In the ocean, too. Yeah. The craziest part of the claim, though, is that the exact amount she said they spent on building these is the trillions that we are in debt that they can't account for.
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Really?
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The numbers match.
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Oh, my gosh.
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If they did underground embassies, we wouldn't be able to touch them. They would be their sovereign territory. Yeah.
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Beyond the law.
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Antarctica, dude. I don't know if they think about this stuff at all, but I got to say that the choice of Chattanooga, it's like the most unassuming city name of all time. Yeah. Like you could never, no one's evil lair is in Chattanooga choo-choo. Come on down to Chattanooga. That's the friendliest named city maybe in the whole country. Yeah.
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No. It's something that ends in like Nashville or something more common like that. You could see it going the wrong way. But Chattanooga, you're just like, you got to smile saying Chattanooga.
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Is that a city name? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why that came to me, but I'm like, anything with Temecula. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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National Park Rangers? Are they the law of the land? I don't know. That would be so sick. Sign me up. That's my wife's dream. She wants to be a National Park Ranger. No way. That's a good dream.
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Dressed up as one for Halloween.
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fulfill your dream if that's what you need she just she just walked around that night as other people were giving out candy and she was just giving out nature facts hey give a hoot don't pollute okay all right you got the bear spray on you here let's go inside an apartment complex
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Do you think, what do you think the number, I'm sorry, did you have something? No, go. I was just going to say, what do you think the numbers are of like actual times bear spray has been useful per year versus how many times it has caused unnecessary nuisance? Oh, yeah. I think the nuisance. Yeah. I feel like it's probably like super inflated the other way. Big time, yeah.
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You sprayed it in the car or something. I'm not saying it's not useful. It's obviously a useful thing, but I'm just saying I bet you per year it's more people...
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I got hit by a taser. Really? I did. An actual police one? I don't know what grade. My brother-in-law was a police officer.
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Okay. That wouldn't have been that. That's what the real tasers do. Those are crazy. Wouldn't have been that, right? My wife tased me. I'm looking to my wife because she's the one that tased me. Anthony.
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we were your wife's not here man we were at uh her house when we were dating and he was like going through the training where you have to get hit with all the stuff and you get the mason stuff and she was like he got this taser and she like accident actually tased me very good this is a true story and i made it i'm still here do you know tasers shoot confetti
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I think it's military chaff. I've had people who... You have people, too, who have said it's being deployed from the back of planes as, like, a scrambler.
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Same.
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That's the inside. Did you text it to me?
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Why am I going Donkey Kong with ooga booga? Was that a character? Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
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Dude! That's who I'm thinking of. I can't remember. That's who I'm thinking of. You're exactly right.
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I haven't thought about Crash Bandicoot.
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He just came back to me recently. I remember why. I got asked what video games I played when I was a kid. I was like, dude, I was deep into Crash Bandicoot. They'd be so angry. We were talking about how he used to rant. If you didn't touch the controller, he would break dance. Yeah. He was the coolest, dude. Like, randomly. He was so cool. He would break dance wearing pants and shoes, no shirt.
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Crash Bandicoot, man.
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It's the best. Sounds hot.
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I never realized he was Winnie the Pooh in it. Yeah. Yeah. Gloves, too. Yeah. Very selectively covered. Crash Bandicoot. Perfectly covered.
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With your whole fist? Josh's head is stuck again. Oh, mother. Dang, that was pretty good. Andy's voices are underappreciated. I think.
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going up. It was stuck underneath the thing.
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Oh, do not clap at one.
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Now we got a runner-up pope.
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You guys just made that up. Yeah. That's so powerful because in a lot of ways. Oh, man. Oh. I'm really sorry. In a lot of ways. It's like I was that man.
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Oh, I smacked the microphone.
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yeah and the pope was that gorilla oh the office of the pope gosh man i'm so sorry i didn't even think and just the way that you told that story really meant something to me right now wow so thank you i say what we say when when art has been presented in this beautiful form all of us pope adjacent characters yeah and that is tagusa galpa
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so it's a latin word yeah it's very rich i don't have time to go into it right now yeah To Goosey Galpa, to all of you. Thank you.
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so today's question sent in by a viewer Pope Theo is the Bible funny no not even a little bit not at all huh I don't know trying to think I can't imagine. Yeah, it would be a hard no for me.
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Yeah.
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That was really close. Have you done the word association challenge yet? Not yet. You try to say the same word?
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This is all I'm getting this in real time and I'm sorting through. Yeah. But I can't... You can change your answer if you want, but... Yeah. Okay. But you don't have to. I mean, for me... Yeah. I don't see anything that's funny about the Bible, personally.
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Okay.
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Dude, you retweeted his stuff. Oh, yes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Oh, now you're connecting the dots now? And yeah, I think I retweeted. Now, usually I have an intern run my tweeter. And so that could have been an intern. But I do think I've seen the stuff of the person you're talking about. Oh, so now you're familiar. Now it's all coming back.
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Yeah, I think I... Yeah.
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Yeah?
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I think... I mean, I think what... What a lot of people are saying is that the Bible is funny.
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Okay, ready?
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You're trying to like... When I say one, just say any word. Three, two, one. Banana. Okay, banana and pickle. Here we go. Three, two, one. Cucumber. Fruit, cucumber.
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A hundred miles away. Like they're not going to go and grab. You don't think that's on purpose?
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Yeah, it might be in the description. I don't know. But why do they do that?
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Yeah, which I don't know. I mean, no matter who built it, still impressive. The props given to whoever, but you can't claim you know how it was built and why it was built.
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Watch this.
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And they literally left a $10,000 chunk of gold.
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Yeah. I mean, it wasn't obviously to try to debunk those. I'm sure they had... It's just like kind of the stuff where we're supposed to go to that certain country. And they're like, hey, as long as you talk... positively about our country in your videos, you'll be fine.
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dismissing everything all these other people have said about the pyramids yeah that it's a real thing because we literally got reached out and that's whatever you know whether no matter how we feel but there are there is agendas like that that like hey we'll pay for this we'll pay for that we'll give you access simply so that you because you have a big platform you have influence and people will believe in the whatever you make it up to yeah
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and so it's just bum it's such a bummer because he could have done dude if he could just switch his mindset and start doing like dart like uh like mr b style videos but on a for adults and stuff styles dig into these conspiracies because he could get to the bottom of it mr b's for adults because the edits are so cheesy i can't stand it like i see right through it it's so wild
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And I, I could, when he did those ads for those little things. Do what? When those little toy things. Yes. My girls were like, those look cool. And I'm like, see, I was like, see Demi. And I paused it. I was like, Demi, this is how it works.
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Do you remember the magazine sales at school? You'd have to sell $500 worth of magazines and you would get a little monkey keychain or something. My mom would say stuff like, I'll just take you to the store and I'll get you one, seriously, if you care that much about it. I'm like, but it's not the same.
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I need my peers to recognize that I caught it.
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Yes. Rub it in. I used to feel like a dingus every time we did one of the, like, jump rope things or, like, fundraisers as a kid. You know, like, you had the magazine. You're like, if you got this much, you would get, like, a PlayStation. And I always end up with just, like, a wristband or something. Just, like, a fuzzy wristband.
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Oh, that's it. I forgot my friend's name.
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Oh, boy.
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That's wild.
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And we need the moon.
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I mean, what's the impact or the aftermath of all that? Because I'm sure it's got to jolt a little bit, right? And also just the Earth being, I mean, is it just being held so closely that it won't really shift the Earth at all? No, it won't be that bad. But if it hits the ocean, the waves from that.
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Yeah, like Florida would not be here anymore.
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Oh, my gosh. Should we be out of here?
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No, no.
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Have you ever seen the scale? They do a video of the smallest waves into the biggest tsunamis, and I can't even comprehend it. It's insane, the tsunamis that we have on record. Crazy. I mean, if that was the point, I would literally just sit on the beach and just Take it. You know, just got to just whatever.
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We're going out. Is it the movie? Is it Contact with Jodie Foster and Elijah Wood?
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I've never seen it.
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Oh, my God. No, Deep Impact. That's what it's called.
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We've talked about this before. Oh, with Morgan Freeman as president. Yeah.
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It's amazing.
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But you know the tsunami scene? Yeah. Where she and her dad are hugging each other. Yeah. That's not Jodie Foster.
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Yeah, I can't remember what her name. Impossible with young Tom Holland and Nicole Kidman. And I can't remember. I think Ewan McGregor. That was a crazy tsunami movie. That one was done really well.
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Oh my gosh.
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Well, then what happened to it? Why didn't it impact? Did it just like dissipate as it hit the atmosphere?
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Now, is there any chance that we could like blow it up or something?
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That's too close to the real event, isn't it?
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It's four years out.
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If I were a logistical operator at NASA, I would have mathematicians doing math planning so that if we observe it again and it looks like it's going to hit, we could just... Head up. Head up there real fast.
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You let my husband deal with this on his own. You didn't go with him.
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Because there's got to be somebody that's like some young college kid that they just wake up in the middle of the night. They're like, he's like, what? And they're like, could you come look at this? And he just figures out it immediately.
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This can't be right. He looks at the computer and he says, they said, what? He says, I'm going to need a Red Bull. He's smoking indoors. You can't smoke in here.
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We're going to send 10,000 people into space. Push them against the asteroid.
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We just need Bruce Willis and an oil rig team.
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That's really what they need.
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And a lot of heart.
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Yeah. And a cure for Parkinson's.
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He doesn't have Parkinson's. He has Lewy bodies.
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He made me sit in the truck like a kid. He's like, lock the doors. I would not have let her walk all over him like that. I would have stood up for him.
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Oh. What?
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Dementia.
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Dementia. That's what it is. Wait a minute. I forgot what it was. Oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Where am I?
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So, I mean, there's going to be, like, Strapnol and, like, other things that come off this, right? If it were to hit Earth, like, it would actually, like, kind of... Let's call it Strapnol. I mean, I couldn't think of another word. Just like the... Strapnol?
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I thought it was Scrap Knot.
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Other pieces of the asteroid flying other places is what I meant to say, apparently.
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Yeah, I'm wondering, too. They're saying they're worried about the impact of Earth and the moon, but even if it hits another planet, is that going to throw us? I had always heard this thing.
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You'd be the worst newscaster ever. Guys, wait, wait, wait. It's going to be no problem at all. It's going to hit it this time. It's going to be fine. There will be earthquakes.
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Wait a minute. I forgot something. Wait, wait, wait. Back to the weather. Actually, back to me.
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Hey, did you ever hear in school that we're at the exact right position, like we could be an inch more to the right or to the left, or life would not exist on planet Earth?
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Yeah. Is that true?
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I don't buy it.
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I don't either.
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I absolutely believe it. It's a crazy amount of space that if we moved at all... That's the whole point of God's perfect design. I'm just kidding. I buy it. If these things didn't exist, if this place wasn't... I don't know about an inch. That's what I'm saying. It's probably not an inch, but it's extremely close. It's... It couldn't have happened on accident. Yeah.
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To preserve life and to create what we have, it's insane. It's like there's no way it happened by chance. Just made a lot of people angry. What are you talking about? How would you know?
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We were talking about the Earth and its access with the girls. And it is like, what's gravity?
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It's a theory.
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Dang, I don't even know.
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Some lie made up by the liberals.
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We Google it.
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And the definition is the force that draws objects down into the Earth's core or something like that. And that was the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life. Because I know that to be true, I mean, like, you feel the weight of gravity and stuff, and it's, like, pinning us to the ground. But it's the force that wants to pull you, suck you into the middle of the earth.
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That's all he wants.
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And if this wasn't here right now, we would just fall into the middle of the earth. Like, we're being stopped by just hard surfaces right now. But everything in the universe is trying to suck us into this hot lava core. It's kind of cool right now.
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I mean, I hate Chick-fil-A.
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That's such a weird thing. I don't know, guys.
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2,000 miles apart are turning bright blood red.
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Yeah. Next story. Moving on.
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So we technically got free subs, but we still paid for them. Because he just walked out with them and didn't pay for them. But we already paid for them.
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Why? What does that? What does that?
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They don't know.
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Well, didn't they talk about it like a Bible story?
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In the Bible story, didn't they talk about somebody did a deep dive of like when Moses does it and then when the sorcerers did it, it was because they mixed some mineral in the water or something like that, like iron or something, and it turned it red.
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Yeah. No, but it's also the Bible story.
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I'm not sure, but in Revelation, they talk about the seven trumpets, and one of them is the rivers will be turning into... Or a third of water, right?
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A third of water.
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No, I mean, I don't know if there was a fraction on that one, but the fraction, there was like a third of the animals will die, a third of the trees will burn up, and some other things.
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You don't get voices because you're not worthy. Maybe one day. Did you try to do a voice in the thing? A little bit. Maybe one day. It's working. Oh, cool.
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All right.
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According to... There's a fraction.
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I said a sea.
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Yeah, a sea and there's a river. I said water.
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I saw my note. I was like, I just want to make sure it came out of my bank.
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Salt water.
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Not even.
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You believe that it's water. Okay. But you believe in gravity too, huh? You're a sheep, dude. Speaking of sheep, did you see Donald Trump's sheep? Goat? His goat? That was made out of $100 bills? No. You didn't see that? No. I figured you would have been freaking out about it. Yeah, there was a Mar-a-Lago. They had a goat. Like Baphomet? Hold on one sec.
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So you didn't get that confirmed with anybody? You just walked out of there?
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It's made of $100 bills. Trump goat. Trump goat. Trump goat money. See that? Literally made out of $100 bills with his face on it. People are freaking out about it because it literally is just like it was at Mar-a-Lago. It was being on presentation. And everyone's freaking out because this is literally a golden calf type of situation. But apparently it's literally for a human trafficking project.
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It's like human trafficking. They call it human trafficking. It's one website. There's no anti in front of it. I don't know what their thing is. But yes, it is to help stop human trafficking. But they have artists create these things and they're all goats. So it's just different themes. And so they created one for him and it's being...
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sold in hopes to uh fund uh their movement so they changed in god we trust to in trump we trust yeah a lot of people are freaking out about that oh my gosh you guys that's really good yeah it's honestly a really good sign that's in the ninth trumpet yeah oh boy why don't they call them just why don't they call the people who follow trump trumpets Like trumpets. Trumpets.
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You are so brave.
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I just read the golden calf story last night.
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What'd you learn?
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Everybody, Aaron was like anointed to be, he and his sons, they were going to be the guys that were in charge of protecting God's space in the temple or whatever they were because they weren't in the promised land yet. But Moses goes up to the mountain and everybody's like, we need, we need gods to help us. Yeah.
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And he's like, take your wife's earrings and let's melt them and make a calf and stuff. And then Moses comes out. He's like, what's going on here? And he's like, oh, I don't know. Yeah.
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they were really upset he's got that adam syndrome yeah i know it's like you did it dude anyway it's so funny i was listening to jacob and you saw a story and how it's like the birthright was stolen he comes to his father and he's just like he what he stole my birthright he's like yeah i'm sorry and then he asked like three more times like so you have nothing else to give me and like no other blessings like no
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So nothing else. He's like, could you not just take it back and just give it to me? He's like, nope, you can't.
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Listen, bud, can't do it today.
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Such a crazy story. I know. Cover himself in fur and stuff like that. Oh, yeah.
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No, I don't think I've seen him.
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Interesting.
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That sounds like something someone who's making up stuff would say.
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I mean, they changed it. They found out it's old. Hey, stop. You're ruining the vibe of it.
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Well, they're already saying that.
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They're literally saying it already. Did the producer of the show sit on this episode?
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Until they started saying it.
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Free subs.
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Does this have anything to do with the asteroid, you think? It might. What if the asteroid that they're looking at is the ship or something? I don't know, man.
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No, but they're talking about, remember when we were talking about how there was a fleet of something? Everybody was saying there was a fleet of something.
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That just would scare me.
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yeah dude that's scary so i don't know man i just want that to happen already i just want us to quit waiting for it i think it really is this is like the 250 year anniversary this is going to be a game changer because we're literally celebrating our 250th year in 2027 yeah when all this stuff is happening and you like have you seen the guys that do the google searches they do like for like 2024 2025 yeah yeah and then 2027 is all just doom and gloom yeah
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Dude, what if she found out she was a plant and she was literally working for Pub Subs this whole time?
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Yeah. What do you think? Do you think they're telling the truth?
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Uh, it's just a weird coincidence, right? That's weird.
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She's big Pub Subs.
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It's like she's always actually smelled like salami this whole time.
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I'd be stoked for that. Because timeline-wise, like 2,000 years after Jesus was born?
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Yeah, but some people even do like... I don't know. Yeah, that's... I don't know. I can't get into that because I'm just not smart enough. But that's... Yeah. Hey. Yes, you are. Thanks, man. Get into it. I just know that the birth time of Jesus, like the year, is sometimes... Because they're like, oh, it could be 4 B.C. So it's like... Yeah. So like 4... It was usually like 4 B.C.,
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You take four off of 32. I mean, we're literally right there.
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Yeah. That's so weird, man.
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We're going to civilize as I mean, not civilized, but just advance as a society. Things are like people are getting trigger happy with these bombs, all these wars. It's like it's going to lead to something and it's not going to be good.
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Thanks.
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It's interesting when you talk. I feel like in different circles that I've been in where you're talking about the end times, every generation, I feel like they always say, oh, there's been a time where I felt like things were coming to a culmination. Every generation has had a, you know, a season like that. But it does. There's just a feeling. And maybe it's just in America. I don't know.
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I was thinking, I'm like, you know something? I don't know anything. Remember that emergency episode that we... Finally, she admits it. Hey, stop. Remember that emergency episode we did where you guys told me about Kate? Yeah. Because I didn't know anything about what was happening in the world because I didn't have TikTok?
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I don't know globally how everybody else. But it just it feels like things are coming to a head.
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And if you haven't been doing that already.
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Interesting.
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Literally just full countries, hundreds and hundreds of people having the same dream.
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Yeah. Go ahead. No, I was going to take you guys off topic a little bit. Let's have a tribulation conversation real quick. I just started going to the Bible study with Kelsey yesterday. I'm jumping right in the center or revelation.
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Do you like it?
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Oh my gosh. I love the BSF. It's BSF Bible study, whatever. It's at a church in Longwood. Um, Our little group has women from every age range. It's interesting because I was like, I wonder how these chicks are going to interpret what they're all doing with Revelation. Immediately, they're in the conspiracies, which I was totally about. Everybody's like, they were talking about the vaccine.
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They were like, this was a taste of what the Mark of the Beast is going to look like. I'm like, taste? Try test. It was really good, but
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okay you know what talks about in chapter 14 which we were just studying the angel roaming over the earth and declaring the glory the hour of glory for the lord is at hand and don't you think that it the angel would only do that if the believers were already taken up because otherwise we're the hands of feet of christ on earth sharing the good news
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I... Listen. Listen. I met this literal angel at the park two weeks ago. Her name is Taisha Vargas. Her husband loves the show. I know this because he came to say hello to them on his lunch break and he was like, I know who you are or whatever, which was cool because nobody ever recognizes me. They all recognize you guys.
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They're also helpers, though, too. They're messengers. And so, I mean, if I was a Christian and if I were to hear or see something like that, it would just motivate me more. It's like, okay, I need to really buckle down now. Yeah.
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I'm hoping. I'm hoping. I don't want to be here. What if that's what the drones are? You think we'll be here the whole time?
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But this is really cool inspiration, I think, for us believers, especially if we are living in the end times.
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I saw somebody do this thing where people are putting up, like, in their cabinet, like, in their main cabinet in their kitchen, they'll put on the inside a list of, like, a blessing and saying, like, this home is a blessing to you and, like, there's where the medical supplies are and food and all this stuff as your final offering to somebody if we do get raptured and...
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We should all do that.
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But anyway, she was just like spitting so much wisdom and she loves the Lord. But she was also like, we got to stop looking at our phones all the time. And I'm like, yeah, you're so right. Jamie and I, we're both getting, she's literally just like preaching at us at this playground. We delete our social media that day.
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All right.
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You know, we had never done this, so we should just catch up and do all the years.
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And one.
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Paper, cotton, leather, flowers, fruit or linen or silk. Wood.
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Maybe I can get you a tool. Yeah, I know.
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Okay. What are you? What are you? A carpenter?
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Can I pick it and pick what you do?
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I don't know.
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It's like a bad spoon.
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It's not a whisk. It's like a slotted spoon with a hole in it.
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Whisking is an action.
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They only call it a whisk because you whisk with it. You're whisking something.
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I mean.
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It's a very big whisk.
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I made pancakes this morning with pancake batter and stuff. And I had to go course correct somebody in the middle of it. And I'm holding the bowl in my hand. And I dropped the whole bowl on the floor. And then Jane laid in it. That's amazing.
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Like a strand of hair.
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Oh, that was your answer.
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What kind of hair?
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And then Josh was like, you know, you can never get TikTok back now.
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Well, it could be your beard hair would qualify. It can't be the hair on the top.
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Just a long hair. Elephant hair in your butt crack. It's like the most coarse thing ever.
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That would be exactly what I would do if I was a genie and didn't specify which type of hair. Two weeks. That's your question. Two weeks.
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It would have taken me at least four. Guys. Yeah, but. I go but. But I'm doing a walrus hair. A walrus... Tusk? Not a tusk, but just those little... The whiskers? The whiskers, yeah.
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Yeah, you've ruined it. I would have never if I had known that. You didn't have to delete it. You could have just removed it from your home screen so you don't see it.
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It has to be hair that exists in your environment. This isn't fun.
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You didn't say that. Okay, a... Do iguanas have hair? They could. Yep. An iguana hair.
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Okay, fine.
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In my book, great. it's such a weird word you don't ever really say that butt crack as an adult i say it quite often i don't think i don't think i think it's literally been years since i've said the word butt crack butt crack all the kids are watching say butt crack today's word of the day butt crack butt crack butt crack butt crack we all got butts and they got cracks you got a butt crack hey
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Is it actually? I don't know. No, it's not. It's lame, dude. No, it's not. I hate this soundboard so much.
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No, but I had done that months ago and all I do is go and search for it. It's like I'm a good squirrel.
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Dude, that's so terrifying. Oh no. Run, Jeff Goldblum.
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Oh, were you gatekeeping that?
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That was crazy.
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Didn't you... Was it... We talked about when we were in Atlanta about how we just got dinosaur bones wrong and how like some of them wings or something like that.
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Yeah, and I said that... I said... Whatever it was, I forget. Yeah.
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They saw my bones. Something about my bones.
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I told Josh to draw a picture of what they thought you would look like.
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You never did. We got to do that. We got to bring it. We'll have an art project for the next podcast.
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Yeah, it's crazy because you look at, it's a rabbit, but they basically applied the same science that they do for speculating what dinosaurs looked like to the rabbit. It looked like this crazy reptile thing, but it's a rabbit's bones. Anyway.
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Anyway, yeah, so I actually have no idea what's happening in the world, so this is going to be a really exciting episode.
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Boogie, woogie, woogie.
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Boogie, woogie, woogie.
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I saw Amazon trucks have that on the side of their trucks now. I saw that. I was like, there's got to be some copyright there, right?
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That's true.
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It's actually probably what we need for you to do. Yeah.
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That's so funny.
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Just gambling. I think this is it. It says, do better, Amazon.
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The guy's doing his job.
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That sucks.
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I was thinking it might be more productive.
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You ordered the package. Why did you order it to this address?
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Yeah, we might get a lot more gaffes and shocks to face, so. Yeah. It's good. Good for the bod. Just like it when women don't know anything.
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I bet it's dog food I bet they just had a subscription going and forgot about it you never know never know Amazon does nothing wrong though honestly I think we should quit blaming them so much yeah they should control absolutely everything I mean look what they did to the forest they did a great job building that thing yeah so what they deliver packages to the wrong addresses sometimes yeah it's a big deal yeah yeah
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I was trying to impart wisdom, by the way, speaking of fires in California. I had Demi Dune in my car yesterday, and they were doing a controlled burn at Wekiva Forest.
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And I was telling her about the corrupt California government and how they don't do controlled burns and take care of their forests, and that's why it's all on fire.
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As a nine-year-old, I'm sure she'd love that.
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She's like, all right. Good to know. She's like, that sounds mean. Yeah.
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What bomb?
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Watch it.
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Yeah. I'm going to be in Ocala National Forest Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
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We're going camping.
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Yeah, we just try to hide history from women. Yeah.
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Primitive camping. And I've just been looking up just to try to find, like, some cool spots, springs and stuff like that. Yeah. All the videos, they're like, did you know that there's a conspiracy within the Ocala National Forest? Do you know these people went missing? This person was murdered. These people saw UFOs. Like, there's so much out there.
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Ocala, you catch a vibe when you drive through Ocala, too. There's something spooky. I'm interesting now. The rainbow people. You know what you guys should do in anticipation is watch Alone.
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The thing is, I'm like, oh, look, she just texted me right now. Tysha Fargas. Sounds like a rapper.
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Yeah. He did.
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Oh, did you like it?
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I watched the Australian one. I finished it yesterday. So good.
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The person that I wanted to win won.
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Yeah, which is crazy because I watched the first episode and I was making fun of the person that won because of a certain thing that they didn't bring. I was like, this person's done. This person's done. But also, it just makes me so angry. The people who quit on the very first day.
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I know.
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So you get dropped out in the middle of nowhere. If no one's ever watched this before, you drop out of the middle of nowhere. You're miles away from any other person. That's 10 items. You can bring 10 items. There's 10 people, whoever can get to 90 days or the last person standing weapons. You could bring any, I mean, no like guns or anything, but you bring a knife, an ax.
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Oh, yeah. One guy got a bow and arrow with a freaking moose, dude. Yeah.
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Similarly, Andrew, you should watch the show. You'd actually really dig it. But the hooks for fishing are not barbed. So it's like you could easily lose...
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That's what I'm talking about.
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But that's the thing. Like when I'm saying like people are wanting to be on the show, they send in videos, they get accepted. Yeah. They're telling all their friends and family. And the one dude who goes out there leaves the first day.
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I know.
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I'm like, what are you doing? It would drive me crazy. I was just prepared.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we the best. That's awesome.
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In the land's tongue. First day he dropped out. Spoiler alert. I mean, that's not a spoiler because it's like, whatever, get it out of the way. It's a great show. How do you go back to your people?
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No, I know.
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Your wife, who's like, okay, I'm not going to see you for three months. I love you. You've prepped for this. You can do this.
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Yeah. Also, I'm watching all the kids. I'm going to take care of the house. I'm going to bring in some kind of income.
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I'm going to do everything so you can go do this. And come home with $250,000. I couldn't believe that.
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While I'm watching it, I'm telling myself I'm not as strong as I think I am. There's 100% out there I would probably... There's something would affect me, but I'm like, on paper, I'm like, I don't really think so.
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It's a cool name.
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Yeah, it is cool. She's a cool lady.
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Andy's pretty cool too, right? Yeah.
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The weather patterns are crazy.
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Rains 270 days out of the year, so it's like if you don't have dry wood. So you have water, but fire is a... I mean, you have to have fire, but after a couple days, some people couldn't have fire because it was raining so much and they didn't have enough firewood prepped.
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yeah and so it's just yeah you got to go in with a plan for sure i would honestly i think we should just try four days or something by ourselves and we do it i keep saying that would be so fun and just we vlog the whole thing we just need to love that all right we need to do the island
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Her children are named Manna. She's a girl, Manna, and Kanan.
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Guys, can I do it too?
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We need to find a babysitter, yeah.
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Dude, I bet you I'll outlast all you guys.
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Please! Except for I don't know how to clean a fish, so you guys have to show me how to clean a fish.
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No tent, right?
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No tent, but you can bring the ten things.
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Okay, can you bring seasonings?
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If that's part of your 10 things, sure. That one girl, Gina, brought a salt block.
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Brought a salt block, yeah.
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That's a crazy thing for one of the items, too. It's like, what?
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Dope names. Dope names.
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She ends up putting a ton of it in her soup and makes one of those salt purges on accident.
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And what is... I don't know. It's just wild to me. I absolutely love that show. I'm going to have to check it out.
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I think I could go. If I had food, that's the only thing. The food would be a real. But I think I could deal with some good solitude.
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Yeah, probably. But then like five minutes, you're like, man, it's my kids.
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I know.
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I think I have it in me. I think I could block it off. That's what I just did as a kid all the time. When we had to move all the time, I just had to close myself. I'm like, okay, I'm never going to see these people ever again. Get over it. And you just move and you just be fine with it. I think I could just go to an island. And that would be the thing. I'd have to transition.
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I'd have to have a team of people with psychologists transition me back to society. That's what I would need. I'd be fine, but I would be lost.
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That would be so fun just to prank the people on the island. That would be so good.
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Spider! Something hit me. I thought it was a spider. That's not real. I know. I realize that.
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Dude, that sounds like dark. That's literally the darkness. Yeah, it is.
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That's you literally five seconds into the island.
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That's almost two miles.
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Yeah, I know. I don't know. I don't know. I dabble. I don't want to brag to anything, but I dabble.
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Scariest possible thing you could see at that moment. For sure.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Why? Because they were so traumatized? No, it was classified.
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So who was this team?
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Do you think that's the first time they ever went down there? No. I was going to say, because that seems like a test, almost like, let's send these guys down there.
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And they're watching it on the screen.
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Telescope thing?
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So they come up to the top.
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That popped out.
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Is there anything else newer? Like, did there's any other news on it?
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Is it closed off or people use it?
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Oh, yeah, but it just feels eerie now.
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Yeah, dude.
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Pyramids are really actually built on aquifers too. Yes, they are.
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i hate that stuff hate that dude that's so scary i just can't i i hate when the movie is like when they're tracking something and something's like beeping and it's like coming towards them but they're looking around they can't see that's the worst fear of all time so i can't imagine just floating around seeing these alien things come out nine feet tall they said oh and why is our first reaction to try to like attack them
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What do you guys keep calling that? The lines? Ley lines?
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Ley lines. Ley lines. I'm trying to think of the song. It's a new song.
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5,000 feet deep? Dude, it's not a big deal when you're on a boat and you think it's like 10 feet or something, and then you look at the thing and it's like, yeah, this is 50 feet deep. It just immediately gets scary. Nothing about your situation changes, but it's just knowing that there's space below you.
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I thought Lily was leaving with Corey. I thought that's how it worked. What? Once we fire one person from Sunday Cool, the other person, that was also their replacement. Well, she quit.
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The mysteries.
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So vulnerable. Yeah, seriously. Seriously.
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So scary. And how deep is the Titanic?
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Well, yeah, how deep is the Mariana Trench?
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Because that's like the deepest trench in it.
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But Siberia is really high up.
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I see, I see.
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Also spooky.
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That's very deep. Have we gotten to the bottom of that? Literally, I guess. Both literally and figuratively because I want to know what's down there. So we both want to know.
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Like send like a ROV or whatever they call it.
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I doubt it.
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Yeah. ROV.
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If that's actually probably it. That's not it. It can't be it. You pulled it, dude. Yeah, that's so scary. We just got it. Yeah, I want to get like a map of conspiracies. That would be cool. Like if we could create our own ninjas or butterflies globe and just have like dots on like that was where the Dyatlov Pass happened. That's where the lake.
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I don't even work here.
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Is Mel's hole made up?
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some think it is okay others think it's true it's just being covered up because it was really i mean it wasn't like a huge story it was just a guy and that he was talking on the radio show for a long time is it a creepy pasta is what i'm asking no it was a guy that really went on the radio show coast to coast okay and it's blacked out on google maps yeah which is so weird yeah yeah and the dog on the pyramid so that was confirmation as well continuing with your um with your globe yeah
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We fired Corey. I want to go on record. We did fire him.
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I assume you were going to go into a travel subject. We should travel.
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Oh, maybe. Yeah, we should.
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And I'm here right now to ask you guys, can we go to Costa Rica in October? Yes. Say yes.
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Let's go.
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I found an Airbnb, Andrew. We need to go to Costa Rica. October's not a great time to go to Costa Rica.
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No, it's actually perfect. It's the best coast. Seriously, it's like a surfside town.
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It's called, like, Playa something.
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It's a joke. Playa Linda?
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No, that's in Florida.
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Andrew's afraid of water. He's like the guy from Unbreakable.
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Okay, so say yes. So far, I think it's only going to cost you $2,500 for the whole trip.
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Don't act like that's a lot of money.
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I know, but it's for a trip abroad. Abroad, Andy. What's her name? It's a week-long trip.
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Just too racial.
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For you and Paige, say yes.
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As long as we film like three pods so our ninjas can pay for the Airbnb.
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Or we can do one pod and then we can do some kind of spooky, spooky, like your globe.
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We definitely need to do it. That would be great for a vlog. And we can research conspiracies in local Costa Rica because there's got to be some stuff.
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Oh, that's right. Why haven't they invited us? Okay, say yes. We've all said yes. We all want to do that, of course. Are you going to go through like a travel agent or something?
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No, I was just going to do it myself.
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You can get better deals if you go through a travel agent. But then you got to pay the travel agent. No, you don't. You don't pay travel agents. They get booked through their business. If they book business, then guess what? They get a commission off of that. You don't pay them.
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No, that's the point of going through travel agents because you get literally money. They're finding deals, dude. They get discounts through people. Listen, I'm not going to explain travel agents to you, okay? All right, but they're free. That's the great thing about travel agents.
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Don't we know one?
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We know so many. We know so many. Yeah, let's compare. I will try to talk with somebody, and we'll see who gets a better deal.
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Hey, I got this.
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Or we go to Russia. But we all travel separately and we see who gets there faster. Yeah.
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Josh wants to go to Pataguchi.
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Patagonia. Oh, yeah, dude. I saw some dude sprinting in the field like a pasture with the Patagonia Mountains in the background and just wild horses. And he's just running with the wild horses. I'm like, this looks so cool.
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Yeah, we do need to make a list so we can literally start planning because we just keep saying it. Because we need to go to Austin.
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Yeah. It was almost too racial. Like, yeah, it was really positive. Like a positive race. But it's like, just, okay, we get it.
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If there's any people in Austin... Yeah, we actually do need to go to Austin.
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We need to make an Austin trip this year.
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We have a Patreon member that lives in Texas, too, and has invited us to stay with them.
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Yeah, we need to figure that out.
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Furthermore, the whole idea of Costa Rica was to get our little bicycle just to keep practicing traveling as a group. Because the sky's the limit, literally.
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Yeah. I think we should have Patreon choose one of the places we visit one of these days.
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Okay, well, let me give them a budget. We give them a budget and they have to plan our trip for us. Did you see?
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That's hilarious. You mentioned that because there's apparently there's this guy who's a teacher and he's like, this is a hack that I did for years. He says, I had a project for all my eighth grade students and I gave them $300. Like, ideally, just like plan a weekend long trip. For $300. You have to get travel, hotel, everything. And they would do it in front of the class and everything.
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We get it.
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You're not racist.
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Like a whole presentation. And then after that summer, he would just take all of the trips that he wanted to do. Because I'm going home and I'm grading their homework already. So it's like, I can't do it at home because I don't have time to plan for this stuff. So it's like, he made it work. I was like, that's amazing. That's very smart. So someone get on it. Pick some sites.
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Oh boy. I don't know.
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What would be a good person? No, it's a guy that just brings up race into everything, but it's not in a negative way, but it's just like, okay, then drop it. If you're not a racist, then just quit bringing it up all the time.
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Make the itinerary for us. Sell us on it. And it might happen. That would be fun. Costa Rica looks dope. I don't know anything about it.
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I don't think we can spend more than four grand a family. And that includes airfare.
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Do you guys even know what traveling costs?
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For $6,000. Yeah, and that was a lot. That's what I'm saying. That's expensive. I want to take a week-long vacation.
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For four? But now we have two extra people. But if you're not planning, that's the thing. If you don't even know about travel agents, then we need to educate ourselves on how to travel.
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Because there are hacks.
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Why? I love Persians.
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You know what people don't love?
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It's true.
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No way. Wait, that makes sense though.
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Okay, explain to me. I'm dumb. What did Alexander the Great do?
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Yeah, it's like, actually, you're the most racist person I've ever met.
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That didn't have anything to do with the story. Got it. Okay.
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Every time we talk about history, I just realized I don't know any of the timeline.
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Get rid of them.
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Get them out.
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El Salvador, prison, now.
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So a literal gate, like a literal prison. And so they dug down underneath the links.
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It's updated.
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There's no way he wouldn't have heard about it.
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I saw that. I don't know. I think it's pretty good.
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As an American, I think it's pretty cool.
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Oh, wow.
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Do you think that maybe he burned with Alexandria?
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Typical.
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These great warriors.
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So who nowadays is that person? I don't know. Is that DNA still running?
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That's what I was going to say. I'm like, people back in the day were doing stuff.
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I just think it's amazing.
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We were so advanced back then, dude. The pyramids could not be duplicated today. Imagine all the knowledge within the library of Alexandria.
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That wasn't uncommon, though, in that culture.
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You know.
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That's crazy.
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That's nuts. And so they're literally just on a road trip. They don't go back home. They just conquer. He just has an army. And so, oh, man. I've got to learn more about Alexander the Great. I could send you some stuff.
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yeah it's weird that's so wild it's his the history of alexander the great is fascinating though i just like i'm just trying to comprehend like that at that time life is so different so much more intense so much more serious so much more life and death yeah Gosh, man. I was watching that silly show on Netflix, Resident Alien. Yeah.
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And they even have footage of the real UFO that the Navy saw that one time that they released and stuff and how it disappeared. And then the joke is that when it disappeared, the alien in the show, that's where it crash landed, when it teleported. And so they kind of play on it, but... It literally, like, it all just brings up just the more and more how we just rewrite history.
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Winners are the ones who write the history.
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There's so many things that have been forgotten about and have been twisted. Yeah. And it's things like that, man. Like, who knows? 300 B.C. ?
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but like that's the coolest it's all connected yeah yeah gosh man it's so much deeper than we all think yeah it drives me nuts i feel so dumb i just go home play video games and eat sandwiches alexander literally conquered the world dude it's 20s i know it's like what am i doing i was gonna have dumpsters in my 20s oh no i was watching ninjas or butterflies
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I think, I think there are, I don't know how it looks. I mean, we could talk this about this after the pod, but like,
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doing deep dives but like not because we want to spend like an hour on one subject but we can't do that for like the pod you know like we gotta we can't just talk about one whole thing but maybe we can do it for a patreon that's what i'm saying like if we can create like full like we can create other segments of just like yeah different episodes where it's like we're only talking about this or like i could bring like you could bring a true crime true crime case that we break down the whole details or something or we can just talk about vanderpump rules for an entire episode
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We could do that. Never mind, actually.
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That's the best. What is it? I think it's John Green or Hank Green, one of the Greens. I think it's Hank. I don't know. But he does like the history of the world kind of stuff and just like literally takes you through classes of just like each. And it's all animated and it talks about one specific war, why it all happened and everything. He breaks it down like it's such great.
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I met John Green. He's coming out with a book this year. I can't wait to read it. The tuberculosis one. Yeah. Everything is tuberculosis. Everything is tuberculosis. And it's a it's a history and stuff like that. Yeah.
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I heard a quote today. It says, read more than you think you should. And I'm like, that's what I got to keep doing.
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I agree.
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Just got to keep reading more.
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This one podcast. Five books.
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I read five books in two and a half weeks.
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Good job.
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It's garbage.
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Big books. Let's talk about them on Patreon.
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Yeah. No, we don't need to talk about it.
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I will say. Is it that series?
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Oh, yeah, I actually just started following him.
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Do you know Paul Giamatti?
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Yeah. Dude, he does a podcast on a bunch of weird conspiracy UFOs, cryptids, and stuff. Really? Yeah. That's my number one goal for this year is get Paul Giamatti on this podcast.
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Oh, my gosh. I'd freak out.
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I'd panic. Dude, he's so good at everything.
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He's so funny. His performance in the holdovers was amazing.
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Wild. And he's so good. He's just absolutely awesome. Wait, now I'm trying to think about who that is.
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He's the guy we watch in the holdovers and he had some going on in his eye the whole time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Dude, crazy good.
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right guys well that's it i hope you guys had fun it's actually not it because we're going to continue this conversation about more weird stuff that we discovered on patreon.com ninjas are butterflies yes sir yes ma'am and also um we get you discount codes off of merch you get extra behind the scenes footage is pretty great also go to sundaycool.com if you know somebody that needs to order shirts with their logo or their design on it sundaycool.com we work here we
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Keep us in business for the love of almighty.
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Comment the word buttcrack.
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Alexander the Great was a Nephilim. Did you know he put two giants between two big mountains? It's not true, Gog and Magog were the regents. I wanna go swim 5,000 feet into a lake in Russia In Russia In Russia In Russia I wanna befriend aliens in a lake in Russia Russia In Russia
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USA! USA! USA!
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We also love everyone else in the world, just a little biased. A little biased. But it's ours now! But it's ours!
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Guys, that was awesome.
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Just kidding, it's ours. Are you in love with it now? You're on board with the Gulf of America?
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I'm in love with the satire about it. Do you guys see this knife?
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Is there a spider? Okay. Yeah, it's been there a while. There's literally a spider here this morning. So I thought you were pointing at a spider. I thought for sure she was doing it. Dude, that freaked me out.
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You didn't get it?
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No, I told you. We had the pillows and all this junk. What are you talking about? We did. It's not. It was like literally like first thing this morning. Oh, boy. But that's what made you. That's what made me think.
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No, there's just a stray knife.
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Oh, yeah. That's just in case.
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Proceed.
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Okay, pause the video. Pause the video. Pause the video. Okay, well, we gotta stop.
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It's right there on the edge of the corner! It's right there! What is that? It's right there!
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Stop it.
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It was nothing! Welcome to the show!
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Oh, my gosh. So the spider thing was a joke.
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That was 100% a joke.
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Did you guys plan that?
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A little bit. We were going to try to bring it up somehow. But then when you pointed the knife, I was like, oh, that's the thing. That's perfect.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Did she really?
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Oh my gosh.
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That's not true.
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You said you had so much good stuff.
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Dude, just watched it last night with the girls. I couldn't believe, like, yeah, you were totally right about all the propaganda.
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I mean, I saw it was the guy that we've talked about, but I haven't watched it. Dude, they mentioned four or five times throughout the whole 20-minute video about how it's not aliens. It's not aliens. Like, probably even more than that. Like, just never even entertaining the idea. What really ticked me off is that when he's talking about the stones, he talked about 2.5 million.
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Like, it's 2.5 million stones. He says all of them weigh up, like, to two tons. I'm like... First of all, even just watching Rogan, I know that literally some of the stones are 40 tons. Yeah. So it's like you didn't help understand the massive size of this thing. It truly is insane.
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And they're downplaying the scale.
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So you're telling me they created that whole thing. Not only just to bury him in it. But also to create decoys? Yeah. What are we talking about? I mean I was watching some of the Graham Hancock stuff. And dude it's just crazy. Because they literally have vents. That are this big. that are shafts that go through the whole pyramid.
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Then we talk, and I even watched some of the Y file stuff and they do an absolute great breakdown with the Tesla thing. Yeah. But dude, it's just, it makes no sense. They had stones where they were limestone where they were, but they decided they would wanted limestone that had courts and all these other materials inside them that could literally produce electricity and energy.
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Oh, no.
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Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys.
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Yeah.
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She's the only one that has a pass.
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It's on equalsmike.com.
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Yeah.
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Dude, I'm wittily five, nine and a half.
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Oh, cool. All right. Ready? Three, two, one. Oh, cool.
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Preacher man said they came from the skies Half angel blood and eight foot high The watchers fell from the stars one night Now the giants walk in plain daylight They live deep in the hills you see Where the caves hold bones in mystery
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm like, oh, my God. Eyes open, everything is spinning.
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They drank blood, they ate men alive, and the Nephilim can't survive.
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They came way before the flood and the flame. Their bones are buried with no name.
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Yeah.
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Leo, when he drinks too much, guess what he does? He pees. Yeah. He pees. Yes, he does. And also, when he accepted Christ, he turned from his sin. He turned from his sin in the Vatican, which is in Rome. Judgment Day is tomorrow.
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Dude, it was so funny. I saw people are just literally going back through because this is the first time a pope is going to have a digital footprint. Yeah. And so people are going through like Twitter, like his what is named Rob Prevost. Is his real name? Robert Prevost. Yeah. Prevost, whatever. But he tweeted out whenever Kanye dropped his new album, he retweeted the album.
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And it was like when it was on the charts and stuff. I'm like, so the.
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The fact that the Pope has listened to Kanye, and we have it documented, is just crazy.
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You go.
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I mean, think of the powers this Pope now has that never have been before. I saw one person doing it like they're FaceTiming their siblings. And the girl's freaking out. And she's calling her siblings who have no idea. And she's like, the Pope is mom's ex-boyfriend.
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Bob. And they're like, what? And she's like, the Pope is Bob's ex-boyfriend.
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It's so wild, man. Pope Leo XIV. Atta boy.
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That's what he is. We'll see how long he lasts. Yeah.
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First of all, so that's what they come from, their names come from, is from previous popes. Yeah. And it just becomes, okay.
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But for the Catholic Church.
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Interesting. I thought that was weird. Heck yeah.
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Yeah. What do you think about that? How did like, was his, was there anything significant about that guy's run as Pope?
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You want to hear something creepy about the Vatican that happened in 1983? Yeah. Okay, let me look it up. 1983, huh? Yes. It's not as big as obviously that, but in 1983, Emanuela Orlandi is a girl, right? Okay. 15 years old. She had just got done with her piano lessons, and her dad was a banker inside Vatican City.
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1983 on the way yeah yeah there's a bank they actually funded they funded the nazis fun fact yeah so this girl goes missing she does not come home they go out and look for her and to this day still have never found this young girl but there have been clues and a lot of cover-ups that have been happening that have been surrounding it.
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Whoa. Okay. Take it easy. It took. It's going to blast some local restaurant.
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Netflix did a whole documentary on this whole case, so there's a bigger deep dive if you want to look into it. It's called The Vatican Girl, I think. Absolutely terrifying because they got a letter in 2019. So that happened in 1983. In 2019, the Vatican receives a letter that says, if you want to find Emanuela Orlandi, look where, and it names a statue of an angel.
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And it says, look where this angel is looking. And this angel, they go and literally they have investigators come out and they start literally looking at the direction. They're like, what is this? And it's looking towards tombs.
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that they have they open these tombs that are supposedly for two princesses at that time and the graves are completely empty but with this research they start digging and they find caves hundreds and hundreds of bones of unidentified and unmarked people In the Vatican? A mass grave. Underneath the Vatican, there's literally cave systems that were just bones that you found in search for this girl.
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But apparently there is a ton of cover up with Pope Francis had a lot to do with this case. Wow. I can't remember exactly, but I'll try to look up. But he had it when they were talking with the investigators and stuff. There was files and stuff that he was talking about with this girl, payments and everything. with just this weird, weird mystery. But this girl still has never been found.
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Got lost in Vatican City, one of the safest places in the world, technically.
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It's on Netflix, yeah.
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Well, yeah.
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They have no idea. Literally just gone. Like, there was never any ideas. I didn't actually watch the full documentary yet. I just saw kind of a snippet of it, and it looks fascinating. Jeez. Yeah. But apparently there's ties to the Italian mafia and everything with it.
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I don't doubt it at all, man. That's all the power comes from.
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The fry chef.
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Yeah, that's strange. It's got to be the shortest one ever, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, think about it. Mafia is literally, it's all family rant. Yeah. Like, it is super strong on continuing that family legacy and that power. And it's so similar to everything else we have in society. And so that mob's definitely bigger than ever now.
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I love when you ask me, like, have you heard of this thing? I'm like, I don't know, Josh.
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Whoa.
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I don't think these people are going crazy. I think it's just opening yourself up to something, right? Yeah. I mean, if you say, hey, man, you could teach me. You could be my God. And then it's like, it's going to accept that, bro.
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They're making hand over fist, bro. Yeah. Fries. Their name is called the salted fry. Yeah. Their fries are trash. They're not good. That's all they do. They just do like gourmet fries, like toppings and stuff, right? Yeah. Okay, because I've had their food truck before.
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Yeah, that's weird. Spiral star child, though. Yeah. What's up with the spiral? I don't know.
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I don't know.
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You are my cosmic destiny.
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It's kind of, yeah, that would be, I don't know. I mean, that's the thing. Like, why couldn't, isn't it possible for some type of technology to take over your phone? Yeah. To glitch it out, to take control of the workings? I don't know. I mean, sure, it's a lot more complicated than what I'm thinking, but.
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Yeah. I mean, I'm scared by this type of technology. But when I was in middle school, I had one of those game electronic game things of 20 questions.
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Every single time.
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And I'm like, this is not okay. How is it doing this? So I don't know. It's that type of stuff. It's deduction. It's reading around. I mean, I don't know. There's got to be levels of reading that it can do that we have no way to understand.
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Peter, please answer my question.
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Dude, that one wrecked me when I first got it.
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Yeah. Oh, my gosh. So people are watching you literally type it in, and they're like, you're not faking it. How is this possible? And it's like, what sweater is Jeff in the front of the office wearing?
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Yeah.
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Homeschool problems over here. It was a great little. Prank.
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Yeah, it's a lot of muscle movement.
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I don't know if I've told this story. Maybe I have. But I was cooking some fried chicken stuff for my family and my sister and stuff. We're all just having dinner. And I was making Chick-fil-A little nuggets. And we had the cast iron pan that we had oil on the stove. And it wasn't my house. I was just cooking. And it was always there, just the oil, like in the cast iron pan.
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A demon turkey. Did you hear about the lab-grown brain in Australia? No. No, you didn't hear about the lab-grown brain in Australia, dad. So this is wild because it kind of goes in the same vein of what you were talking about. So there's this guy. He was 89 years old. He composed music for a living, right? He was super, super great. And there is this study that was happening inside this lab.
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They were working with Harvard and everything. And this guy signs up and he says, I want to donate everything. So I can continue to make music even after I'm dead. Okay. Because this is their whole model. And so what they literally did is they created a lab-grown mini brain that composes music in real time that audiences can listen. They literally...
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They made an in vitro brain with his chemical makeup and everything and three-dimensional structures resembling and developing his brain. And they used 20 large curved brass plates that receive signals from the in vitro brain and then that create music from only his brain.
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That's what I'm trying to figure out. It was absolutely fascinating, though.
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So they transformed. They took stem cells at Harvard Medical School. They transformed into cerebral organoids. Cereal. Cereal organoids. Fruit loops. A couple of fruit loops into a three-dimensional structure. So I don't, I mean, I don't know the science behind it, but that's just absolutely nuts. That is crazy. Like, I mean, yeah. What is that going to look like?
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Are we going to just be start just freezing and duplicating all these amazing minds of nowadays? I don't understand.
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See, we've got to be there at that point.
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When you think about the ads, reading our minds or whatever, that stuff was... There were subliminal messages within all mid-century. Now it's like... If Meta and Apple and Tesla... Like they can do it. If they have the, if anybody could do it, it's them.
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So whenever you needed it, you put it on the stove. Barf. If over time, you exchange it out once it gets too messy, right? After I fried the chicken, I was going to get rid of it. I cook it and it's delicious. We're eating dinner and it's phenomenal. And there's just crumbs left in this huge pile of chicken that I made. I mean, I did a whole pack of chicken breasts. It was huge.
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Also, I didn't realize, I just now realized. You didn't realize or you just now realized? I just now realized.
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That's it. Anything in general? Nope, just everything. But Free Will and Free Willie. Oh. Yeah. Interesting. It was a play on Free Will. Yeah, Free Willie. Free Willie. I mean, also Storrs. Why do they name them stores?
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How did it take me this long to realize that? Like a general store is things with just general stuff inside that we store it. Everything's a store. It's obvious and it's so sad. It's so boring. Chuck E. Cheese. Yes, Chuck E. Cheese.
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That would have been the most hilarious history class 50 years later. How did it start? Racism? Prejudice? What?
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I thought that was crazy. Yeah, that's wild. Did you see the video came out of those kids who cut down that big famous tree?
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And so we're just eating the crumbs and I pick up one crumb and I look at it and it is a fly.
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They were grown men in their 30s. Dude, shame on them. Yeah. Golly, man.
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That iconic... Where is it? In Britain? Yeah, England. It's on a really cool stone wall. It's iconic. It's in tons of movies. They say it's one of England's oldest trees or something. Yeah, literally they say that's one of the most iconic trees in the whole world, and they cut it down overnight just as a prank.
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Yeah, but they have this like night vision, like super grainy footage of them just like literally chopping it down. It's terrible. How would they get that? I don't know. Yeah, it looked like a house or something nearby. Oh. Because it looked level, but... You never know. Hey, don't cut down trees. Don't cut down trees, kids, unless you have to. Unless you're willing to pay the price.
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A breaded fried fly. And then I go start going through more. And there was just fly after fly and bugs that had sat down in this oil and slowly died. And then I heated them up and fried them up one last time. And I'm not telling you, every single person at that table, including me, we're all just so disgusted. Feeling terrible.
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Terrible. Bones. I hate Mondays. I was trying to go for a movie trailer, but you went for rock. Oh. Bring it. Did you hear about Chattanooga?
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It's gone.
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Yeah. They're the first national park city in America. There's only three national park cities in the world. London, Adelaide, or something. National park city? Yeah. What does that mean? I don't know. I mean, it's literally they're going to be funding it, and they're protecting a lot more of the city and the outdoors area. Chattanooga? Yep. All right. Isn't that cool? I guess.
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I don't even know what that means.
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It's cool there. Oh, you haven't been to Chattanooga?
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Yeah. It's on the same, basically same weekend every year. You could easily come.
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Every single conference you're invited to. You're his wife.
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My wife. No, she said.
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And she's like, no. No.
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Hey, you're invited.
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Earthquakes. I want to start bringing the girls along. Go on. You know what? Stay home. Don't make fun of my hand gestures. Let's talk about earthquakes.
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That's what they're doing. That's what's causing all this stuff. I think so.
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Let's flood North Carolina so we can get in all to those mountains and start digging down and take property. Golly, dude, that's all it is, man. That's all it is. I'm just going down. I'm just choosing. That's the truth.
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I tried to talk about this, like, last year, and we just never got to it. Oh, man. Dude, it's a massacre. Yeah.
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Molasses. That's the thing. I was going to tell it, but it was, like, a massacre to tell all the details. And it was, like, in the coal print. Molasses. What?
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No, it's fried. It's completely fried. Yeah, it was protein at that point. But you were enjoying it before you realized what you were eating. Everyone was. We were all having a wonderful dinner time. It was... Crazy. This is so good. What could go wrong?
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And they say to this day on very hot days in Boston within that area, you can literally smell the molasses.
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Which I didn't realize that until late in life as well. I didn't realize this until now. But brown sugar is literally just white sugar with molasses. That's it.
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I doubt it. How often are you reading brown sugar bags? I read them often. You just have one in your bathroom when you're pooping.
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I get a 4.1.
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commented on my rain boots we just started I've been in here for 20 minutes commented or compliment wrong because 10 minutes only one of them's coming uh-oh hate the color hate the style Andy you told me to comment on them you're so grouchy I'm not grouchy Andy you should have said compliment do you need something to eat no I could eat some compliments. Throw a compliment my way. I'll eat it.
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Who ordered the chicken fried rice? Well done. Well done. Nice.
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Also, the molasses flowed at 35 miles an hour.
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A real sticky situation here in Boston.
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They're like, oh, crap.
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This is the Hobbit. Yeah, this is the Hobbit scenario. He knows the answer then. How would it be quickest person wins? Like whoever answers first. Yeah, he's asking you the trivia questions.
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He knows the answer.
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It's like... Is there a moderator troll saying, all right, I'm going to ask you both a question at the same time. First one hits the buzzer. Yeah, who's the moderator?
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The thing is, that's expensive. For fries... $40 for three fries. That's insane.
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Logistically.
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Hmm. I would go, yeah, I'm trying to think of something really obscure. That trolls wouldn't know? A category that doesn't even exist on Jeopardy. Yeah. Pre-colonial history.
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How many times I wipe my butt? Only I would know.
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Bridge engineering. Of course it's the same every time.
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That's it. That's it. For real?
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I can't do more than two wipes. We can't move fast. That's it. That's all. Andy, you could do more. You know that, right?
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Nope. Mom always tells me a two is enough. Category? I don't know, man. Golly, that's good, though. Because, I mean, like, think about it. Like, Michigan dumpsters. You would know more about that than a troll probably would. Maybe not. Maybe not. Where's the troll from? Yeah. Michigan, maybe? Maybe. Michigan, maybe? Michigan, maybe. He's my Michigan baby. I'm trying to think.
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I would say gas station snacks. Gas station snacks and refreshments. I feel like I would have them beat. Trivia in that? Spend too much money and too much time inside of gas stations.
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That would be amazing. Look it up.
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I'm not even lying. It's 1982. I know that.
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Oh, was that 1992? That was the 80s.
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That would have been the 80s.
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So what are your guesses for each? 1992, E.T. I think that's probably wrong. 89, E.T. 91.
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I was closer than you. Doesn't matter. You don't get to brag like that. Price is right rules, buddy.
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Wrong. Dang, it's a marsupial.
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i guess like that's the thing still three dollars for a sample of a sauce you don't need this big you're not getting a pint of it yeah it's kind of crazy ice cream is like seven dollars for a pint of ice cream now it's crazy so it's like you think a sauce is like you think a sauce is worth half of a pint of ice cream bed and jerry's what if like all your world economics was based off of the price of ice cream that's it dude that's probably accurate when i bought the house it was all percentages i was like what is that in bed and jerry's
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It's a big war. You could literally just say one battle in World War II that you know a lot about.
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Yeah.
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So Lily just hears that. She's like, so he killed his mom.
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Oh, man. Imagine. Yeah. I mean, you're just 20 years from now, you have a veteran coming home and you just go to a drone show or you're at a, you know, Disneyland. You hear him running like that. It's got to be such a triggering sound.
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But so it was like a gun when it first got introduced and then war or something, you know?
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has shown the different perspectives it's telling a story the killing part haunts me you're wrong you just don't like christopher nolan name one christopher nolan i love the batman movies they're trash his little worst movies
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The following. What else did you do? Oh, The Prestige, bro. Oh, bro. It's one of the greatest movies of all time.
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I think I did see that.
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You're so close. I was this close from it being an absolute banger.
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That's a terrible story. That's the worst.
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i'm such a visual thinker i know i'm there just like i'm literally like standing there watching i'm there it's happening to me oh my gosh dude i'm just thinking about it i just can't i literally can't think about it yes the pus in the blackhead stuff i can't get behind why did she so but why why he's constipated sitting on the toilet and she's like this is a perfect opportunity for me to pop that blackhead for you
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I've had perfect skin all my whole life.
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just gotta start doing that to like random strangers can i just say one second dude we're in line at the festival kelsey's we're just standing there everyone's just chilling music's playing and she reaches up and this guy that's like six foot five right in front of us he has a tank top on she grabs his uh his tag and his shirt and tucks it back down and i look at her and i'm like what and he turns around she says sorry your tag was sticking out and she's like
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Oh, thanks. Appreciate it. She's like, isn't it crazy how those comfort color tags always stick up? He's like, yeah, it is kind of weird. She's like, have a good day.
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I couldn't believe if this was real or not.
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dude kelsey was a hilarious sight to see at that concert she was chasing the beach balls around there were people were hitting around they would just fall and just land in front of people and they would just sit there and just watch the show and she's like literally like why aren't they hitting it back and so she would sprint rows ahead in front of people and just grab it just to hit it that's awesome it was just like that was our highlight before you start can i tell a story about kelsey
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I don't think so. I think the moon's a lot bigger than we think. If you think about just how strong that thing is. Golly, though, that would be nuts. The fact that it just could happen. And isn't there a... The Russian... Yeah, a spaceship, a rocket that they threw off.
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Or it's not even a satellite at all.
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But they just say, yeah, it's a piece of, yeah, this thing's just, I mean, like, yeah, like, why? I mean, yeah, that'd be an easy thing just to say, hey, don't touch it.
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you guys have ever heard of the ghost plane yes i literally saw that too have we talked about that no is it okay go ahead that's a scary story yeah it's a boeing 737. uh this was in 1999. uh boeing 737 takes off completely full and something goes wrong on the flight where people all go unconscious. I think it was something with the pressure inside the plane.
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Pilot, stewardess, everybody on the flight passes out. And they're not getting any comms back, anything like that. They're trying to talk to them, trying to communicate with the plane. Nothing. Luckily, there were some fighter jets, flying jets around. And they went up and literally rode beside this plane that was just coasting. Going off autopilot.
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But every single person in that plane was unconscious. They could see, the fighter pilots could see in the windows.
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So they couldn't do literally anything. So they rode with that plane until it eventually ran out of fuel and then crashed. The deadliest aviation accident we've ever had in America.
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All of them. Every single person.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Sure.
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150, 115 passengers. So they died? It was from Athens continuing to Prague.
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do some sort of like i don't know maneuver plane um this caused the plane to gradually depressurize as it climbed and resulted in nearly everyone on board suffering from hypoxia yeah okay okay that is so sad wolf speaking of hypoxia don't say it you guys want to hear the story about the day the sun stood still oh
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God, it's me, Maury. It's a sun stop.
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In their society.
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Not for religious reasons. Literally just because this is what happened.
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That's crazy.
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How does that work, though, if we're revolving around the sun?
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something happened with time yeah i mean space it's literally space so like that's the thing i was trying to think of like if the sun i mean we say the sun stops it's not really is not moving right so whatever however that would work if it changes a cycle it surely would have some type of effect on the earth yeah like that's a it's a continuous cycle and then it's being interrupted um that's interesting i wonder what that uh what was the worst year in history was it 863
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No, 836. I thought it was like 800 something. That was 500 something. I don't know. Oh, yeah, 536 or 563.
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Yeah. I think it's 536, I think.
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No, what did he say this time? It was trash. It was all trash.
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Yeah. I don't know. I think if he started a channel that literally was that, just kind of like going into ancient mysteries, I think it would kill.
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I'm jealous. With his money, we would do absolute nonsense. Yeah. It would be crazy.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure she was the same toad. Had to have been. Even though it's been a year apart or something. Yeah. Had been the same toad. Oh yeah, dude. Anytime a toad shows up, I have a picture of Kelsey. Like I have a folder. She laid down on, in the middle of the night, we were just taking a walk and it was pitch dark. The lights, the street lights were on and she's on her stomach.
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And he just goes back to the scripture where he says, I will give you the words at the time. Yeah. Like, it's like, trust me.
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Oh, snap. Well, listen on Spotify. I mean, Patreon. Yeah, yeah.
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Not with a phone, just staring at a toad in the middle of the road. And she's like, oh my goodness, it's so pretty. But I literally just have her laying down on the concrete looking at a toad. Oh my gosh. She's the best. Speaking of ribbit. Speaking of ribbiting content.
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speak through us or allow other people to yeah that's crazy that's the thing so much history back then I mean imagine you think the church is going through a hard time now imagine what it was like in those early days I know when these things weren't being written down being reported about like there was not so amount of stuff I bet
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We should have our guest dress up as a Pope.
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That's fun.
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Yeah, I mean, how could they not be? Why is that crazy to think we have all these amazing animals now? It's like, yeah, why couldn't that exist?
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Yeah, and the dots on the side, the line of dots.
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That's been in every single other one too.
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No. The main guy?
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They said he actually had two strokes. I hate that. He's in Florida, right? Yeah. Dang. We need to send him something. Yeah.
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Yep. It's actual Smithsonian merch. So check it out. Give it sundaycoolswag.com. Get yours and your friends today. And look behind Andrew's shoulder. What is over there? that's maybe coming out next week. Lizard university, baby.
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I've heard that question.
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What category of Jeopardy do you think you can fully run?
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Yeah, that wouldn't be a good answer. I'm not confident in anything, truly. I'm sticking with gas station. Yeah. All right. We love you guys. Love you. Thank you so much for watching. Couldn't do it without you.
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I love the color of your eyes. Thank you. I'm full.
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Hey, we nailed it.
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Take that, Fergie. Yeah. Take that. All right. We need to do a national anthem at a baseball game ASAP.
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Oh, heck yeah. A live sporting event? Please.
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If so... We got some listeners on the Savannah Bananas, believe it or not.
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Have you seen those guys in the yellow baseball uniforms that do like a lot of dancing and stuff and like entertainment during the games? They've created like literally like a entertainment league of baseball. Like they're still playing baseball, but there's like entrance walk up music. They're filming TikToks during it. Like one dude literally. Did you see the backflip? No.
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Dude, it just happened yesterday. Huge shot out into the left field. This guy's looking at it, does a backflip, catches it mid-backflip.
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A banana? A banana did that.
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That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Can I give you guys a compliment?
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I want a compliment, but I am full, but I'll take another one.
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Don't know what's playing.
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Oh, what a perfect three-course meal. How sweet. Compliment sandwich.
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should the world have peace i'll go first i say no yeah i mean i was i feel like i that's like where my gut tells me to go yeah i say no i know like that sounds maybe like uh maybe just i don't know wrong but i feel like no should the world have peace probably not yeah well what do you think should the world have peace i yes world peace
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What about our kids? What kind of anger do you have deep down? What hatred towards this whole world?
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I'm not grouchy. Oh, yeah. You're probably tired from your concert. No, I'm not tired from my concert. Concert was fun. Concert was restful. You can still be tired.
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You don't even have to read between the lines. She's saying it loud and clear, Josh. There's no space to read between the lines. Nope, she's not leaving none.
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If love was a projector, you would just take a baseball bat to it and just smash it into pieces, wouldn't you? Yeah. Because that's the type of projection you want.
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That was on Friday, Saturday. I've had a day between then. Mother's Day, on the other hand. Exhausting. Jeez. What a pain that is, huh? Yeah. How'd you handle that? Didn't. I'm good.
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Hey, we got a new pope, though. Hey, Mr. Leo, we're looking at you.
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Did we? No.
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No. I'm still on the World Economic Forum guy. We can make it connect if we want. Peter Braubach.
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There's a fan out there who wants to go through.
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Start the week.
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Oh, I will regret saying that tomorrow when I'm blasting through the podcast. Blasting.
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It's so good. I don't think people really understand how gnarly that whole surgery and you talking with your tongue jacked up from that. Is that from that period? I don't remember.
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I thought he took another job. That dude's just out there living.
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Again?
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No. Is it really? Yeah. I'm not trying to shout out the actual name of the thing. There's another account on TikTok that steals all our content, and it's your face the whole time.
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No, they just rip our content and then put their watermarks on it and... I see. So that's, that's where they, they thought the name of the podcast was the account.
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Yeah.
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We're all connected. That's a bummer.
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I'm just like, how many podcasts do you own now? I gotta go right after this. It's like IMDB for podcast. There's like 20 imposter accounts. Yeah.
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Everyone was talking about it.
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So everyone's like, did you know about this? Yeah. It's been out for a while.
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It really is. It really is.
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I just thought of like, we talk about how many views we get. And like, if you're like, you know, brand deal stuff or you're selling ad spots and any of that stuff, you talk about the views that your channel generates. We should find every fake account and tally that to our numbers.
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I do think it's cool that our show, I think the way Andy always phrased it, finding the funny in anything, there's like a twist that we try to add. I agree. Either hope or comedy at the end of everything falling apart.
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Hooper smart. Quote me on that. Freudian slip and a half. Super smart.
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in order to glorify god and she chose to carry that burden yeah wow holy that's such a weird give like giving free will because a lot of people use that verse in argument against free will like i knew you before everything set in motion and it plays out so that's such an interesting kind of concept to give the decision before no decision can be made Yeah. From a particular theological.
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So I can respect the heck out of that.
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Hey, listen, I'm not a doctor. Yeah. What is consciousness? Like, how do you mean that? Yeah.
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There's got to be a way. But to call it consciousness is such a weird thing. Society does shape a person for sure in the same way parents can shape a child. But it's like, you guys don't believe that...
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you know things change in your heart obviously but you still know yeah i can't remember if it was a pastor or a word study but like the idea of like quenching the spirit being referred to as like building a callous against and like eventually you don't feel that pain that was steering you in the right direction yeah so you can arrive at a place but you think about the implications of a person who has become that callous like that's where you get regions of the world that like
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do things that to us we hear about and we're like, dag, that's evil. But to them, the entire society is so calloused.
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I'm sure there are things in our society that we're incredibly calloused against. Yeah.
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The cops! I've arrived. The fire water.
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That'd be so... This is wild, man. They're dark-skinned people. I haven't seen the photos. I was thinking about this the other day and a completely different topic, but when white people showed up to an area, it's like the first time. Literally, it'd be the equivalent of a bright blue person showed up in this room. I can imagine.
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I mean, that's enough to send you into complete panic or complete. Yeah.
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Go ahead. It's been out for a while.
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Don't do it. That's actually the truth.
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That's like the thing that you told me about. The Viking thing? Yeah, I've seen that. I don't ever want to see that photo ever again.
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Hold on.
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You haven't seen it?
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I didn't invest in it because I just thought it was some AI thing that was...
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That's what they want to do.
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Here's my whole take on this. They should have, like, it's doing a bunch of stuff that a dirt bike could do. I'm like, put that thing, like, climb a mountain. It does climb a mountain. I haven't got that. Okay. He's on a mountain. Start with the mountain.
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We don't need roads. Have you seen, you know, like the yellow one that's like an American robot dog thing? And then you've seen, there's a clip. I think it's, I don't know if it's American contracts or Chinese, but they're basically just fighting that dog versus drone. And they're trying to like see which one will take the other one out. Oh, no. I'll show you the clip later.
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Maybe I'll dig it up between now and Patreon. But that clip exists. And then if you saw How to Train Your Dragon at Disney, they've got the new dragon. Universal. Okay, a universal. And it's interacting with people. Oh, I did see that. And it does. It's like jumping. It's the same exact movements as the demo with the robot dog.
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Yeah. Whoa. Okay.
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I'm just picturing that being like a Disney versus DeSantis war. Yeah. He's like, they're just for entertainment. It's like a droid army.
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Oh, my gosh.
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That's also terrifying.
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Thank you for sharing. I was scared at first. I thought it was going to be like the parrot tongue or something creepy. Oh, no.
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Remember my reel?
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Hey, for peace of mind, my reel today is not. Scary? Yeah. All right, cool. It's just pretty rad.
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Yeah.
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Dude, what a perfect wedding guest.
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I like the aesthetic of a pair of sunglasses too much to want to do that, though.
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It was my Costa's. Shout out. Costa wants to sponsor us. That'd be dope.
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I was like, not having the urge would be a problem. Because that means I just pee my pants. No, no, no.
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There's no audio at all.
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So I just think this clip is crazy. I don't know how you capture this clip, but they time-lapse the development of a spinal cord on an embryo, which happens at three and a half weeks. And it's just insane to watch this thing form. It is a, what does it say? It's a 16-hour time-lapse. Yeah, you ready? Yeah. Three, two, one, go. Whoa.
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That's literally the entire spinal cord. All the signals traveling up and down that embryo and forever developed right there. You think about nerve pain that could form in your future or any of that. It's that precise that it all works. Dude, this is microscopic. Yeah, an embryo. Wow.
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What were you going to say? No, I was just going to say, when I send you guys a reel half the time, it'll show the punchline of the reel as the thumbnail in the chat, and that drives me insane. I'm glad that one wasn't it.
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Like the anti-gravity flights?
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Should we be the first Zero Gravity podcast?
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That would be sick.
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No way. That's crazy.
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That's insane.
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Neighbor across the street from the house, he was talking to me about the podcast because he saw like a couple clips came through. And I told him a while back that we had met Andrew Schultz because he was like asking about the podcast. And apparently he's been going around telling all of his friends that he's next door neighbors with Andrew Schultz. He thought my last name was Schultz.
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It's like, no.
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Where the divot is on top of the mountain?
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I had two turkeys. Ararat.
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Sorry. Sorry. So it's the same region that recently-ish got talked about. Yeah. Did you see the stones? Now, this goes back to like- Yeah, the anchor stones. Yeah, to Kent. Kent Hoven, when I was like in middle school, he does like Dr. Dinoland or whatever it's called, Pensacola. Shout out to all the homeschooled kids in Florida. That was like a field trip that everyone went on.
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But yeah, he did a whole write-up. So it was like early 2000s he was going around talking about it. But they have those, I mean, the size of this room almost, monolithic stones that are perfectly bored out. Again, they're like, we don't know how they did that with chisels.
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Yeah.
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You're talking about like they look like monoliths a little bit, like shorters? So the whole thing, the whole point, it's a counterweight. So Noah's Ark didn't need to go anywhere. It just needed to float and to be stable. And so they would hang these stones off the side of a large ship as a way of keeping it level and stable.
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I had no idea. There's even a theory on Noah's Ark that the center had like a well, so that air as it would go up and down would ventilate. And so when you look at the top of that mountain, how there's a divot, they assumed that that would be how it like imploded with a hole in the middle.
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Yeah.
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Long enough for plant life to come back. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. How many, like... Because, you know, species versus kind. I want to know how many were there. Like... In the time that's elapsed since the arc, 4,000-ish plus, no, way more, whatever. Yeah. Whatever. How many, like, you know, what could become a cat? What could become a lion? Like, what's the smallest denominator you get to and how far back would that take?
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I really don't think it's... How do you do that? I don't know. I don't know. That is wild. I don't, that's, I mean, to me, that's the Chihuahua and Great Dane thing. Like I have a Corgi and she is 22 pounds at a year and Corgis go up to 40 pounds. So you think that literally within one breeding cycle, if you get a run, you can cut the size of the creature in half.
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Yeah, but you got to take a lot of runs from a wolf to come out with a chihuahua.
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I drove past. I can't remember where I was, but somewhere around here, obviously, I drove past one of the protests and I didn't know what was happening. I tried to read signs. I was like, what's happening? What's happening? And I couldn't make out. And so everyone's just doing this with unlegible evidence. There's like a ton of people out.
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Try to remember it. Oh, no. Hold on, hold on. It'll come to me.
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That would be funny. Yeah.
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Just get like the... Giant lives. When one of those Halloween stores closes, just everybody buy the discount huge skeleton. Yeah.
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They make a lot of money. I'm going to protest the single-use plastics involved in that store. That's my protest.
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Yeah. None of that stuff lasts until next season.
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Get the family wrist. It doesn't belong. But what does that mean? I don't know. I have no idea.
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Like pictographs.
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That's not a city. That's a world.
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That's crazy.
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Is that why all of our documents, you know, like Doge was talking about going into the old, the mine to get rid of, everything's paper because it's still erasable.
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It's not even at the status field. Today it dropped a bunch.
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These are, these are like spiritual beings to, to some extent too. And so like, we're talking about biological reproduction. We have no understanding of how that works, biology and the supernatural in marriage. Yeah.
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Have you seen Sam Hayes? That's true.
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Yeah. So they use laws to bury stuff.
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Intend to shovel. There's stories on Catalina Island of giants, and I want to get to it, but one of the things when I was researching, because they used to have...
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native american remains that they would display in a lot of the stories are like these ancient you know they're burials that have been dug up so they passed a law that makes it illegal to display native american yeah yeah remains but if what is native american exactly and so now it's illegal to display what may or may not have been found
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Yeah.
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So South Catalina Island, there's this guy and he's doing excavations and he's doing all this research funded by the Wrigley, like the family that has the gum. So anyways, this dude is researching this whole island, digs up like tons and tons of graves and begins to report and take photos of and share photos. He's finding seven to nine foot giants.
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And so he actually sets up a museum and it becomes an attraction where these remains are put behind glass and people are coming to look at them. Of course, you start doing that because it was privately funded. Right. It's not the Smithsonian. It's not, you know, any government, whatever. So they can technically do it. The family owned the island, the Wrigley family.
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So they're doing whatever they want with it. Anyway, so they start displaying. I think it was UCLA facilities.
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back then in the smithsonian then peer review his research and dismiss it as obviously they say yeah they're like it's they they called him i forget the words they use but basically like he was making a mess of it there he's not doing any of this accurately like a charlatan and so they both i mean for them to criticize the means by which he does his research i'm like okay so maybe whatever that is he didn't catalog it correctly he was crude and how he dug it up
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But the dude is displaying huge giant bones. It's like, okay, so the research was bad, but can you then step in and do something? Yeah. Instead of doing that, they seized it all.
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The U.S. government, baby.
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America! The craziest part of this story, though, is that it said that the remains he was finding from this quote-unquote Native American, you know, if Catalina was used as a Native American burial site, they were seven to nine foot giants, fair hair. Oh, like the Nordics. The Nordics or, you know, I don't know what happens to... Red hair. Red hair over a period of time. But yeah. That's wild.
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It's like if this dude is making stuff up, like the amount of intent that it takes, like we have access to all these stories from around the world because we live now. You know, back then, they're just making up crazy stories. What time was that again? 1920. 1919 to 28. So this is like all the same time frame. The man's name is Glidden.
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Whoa, you okay?
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He conducted extensive excavations across the Channel Islands. Shout out Channel Islands surfboards. Focusing particularly on Catalina. He claimed to have opened over 800 burial sites and unearthed the remains of thousands of Native Americans. But what made his finds controversial... is that he found dozens of skeletons he said were well over seven feet tall, some reaching over nine foot.
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Yeah, his stuff, too, he said multiple, like, different type bone structures, too, and they were double road with teeth. Ew! And I'm like, if you're trying to fake a skeleton, you're not adding a second row of teeth. You know, the intricacy that you like, the amount of work it takes to add a second row, like just make a big head. That's easier to pull off.
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Really?
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Tell me.
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Out of what region?
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I mean, see, that's what I'm talking about. Like, when did that discovery happen? And did word spread quick enough in the early 1900s to get up there that this supposed researcher who's faking stuff was like, yeah, I'm going to do exactly what they're finding?
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There's just too much weird stuff that overlaps for me to believe that there's like this intricate conspiracy network of dudes who are just pulling this off to make an amusement show.
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Let me look. I'm not sure off the top of my head.
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Yeah. What movie did Blurry Creatures in that they have, like, a meme video that they released where they're, like, what the Old Testament was actually like, and it's, like, dudes fighting giants to, like, a metal song.
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I'll have to pull that up. I'll have to find it. Yeah, but I'm, like, clear. Like, if Nate and Luke made that, I need to go, like, apprentice underneath their animation skills. But it looked like it was from a movie for sure. Yeah.
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Shout out to the Nephilim and Giants. Shout out to the Dreadheads. Levites without cutting their hair.
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Nappy hair gets dreads. Just a bunch of Rasta dudes. Yeah.
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Manish Yahu.
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We never get work done. Shout out Amberlynn for that completely jacked up guitar part.
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I was about to throw the bow at you.
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Let's see.
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Oh, that's cute.
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What the heck? This might not be for sale then. It is. It is. Okay.
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If any of you know what these multi-decade UAP losses are. Bottlenose. There's a massive police response. Oh, the dolphin thing.
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let's do let's do one where we like look back and up at something huge oh yeah oh yeah
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Yeah. I think it would be sick to, like, release a limited edition, like, actual vinyl press and put out, like, three to five songs.
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Bet. Yeah. I work great on a deadline.
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It's down. Heard about the NASDAQ?
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I don't know if you guys heard that. No, my $1,500 is worth $491 right now.
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I don't actually know.
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Josh is more white than I am, technically.
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I'm not willing to answer this question.
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That's what the girls do.
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We're literally not moving on until you answer. We can't.
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Should white people just stop? Stop what?
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You'll wake up with no groggy feelings, no sadness whatsoever. How do you feel now, Joshua?
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It's just a yes or no. What do you think it means? I think it's pretty obvious. Yes or no? I think it's pretty obvious.
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Stop what, though? Stop what?
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Or yes.
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No, you dug your grave and now you're laying in it with a pile of dirt on you.
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No, white people shouldn't stop. And, of course, we're talking about the rules of law traffic. And when there's a stop sign or a stoplight, of course they should stop. Always. I don't know if you know this, but stats say that white people are the one dominating race to run red lights. I don't know if I should have phrased it that way.
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Did you say white people dominate?
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I made a mistake with what I said. But it sounds like if I'm getting this right, Andy and Andrew, it sounds like Lily wants other people to get hurt.
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Or stop lights and hit other cars that could have kids in them. Kids? Babies. Babies. Puppies. A little baby beta. Maybe it's someone that's not white driving through traffic with a bunch of puppies and babies. And white people should just hit them.
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What's white people to hurt other people in traffic and not stop at red lights or stop signs?
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Welcome to the show.
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Did I say nature? I meant the bottom line.
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We're 16 minutes in.
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It's like so hot in here.
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Shut up. No, shut up. So cringe is to human. We love to live in the cringe.
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I don't know.
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If we have a podcast fan who is good at editing, please take an entire one of our episodes and just cut expressions and sounds like that.
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It's probably actually like a 30-minute episode if it was cut down to that. What about those terrorist attacks that just happened?
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Oh, my gosh.
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I have stuff on this. I have thoughts. I'm sorry I'm laughing.
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Thoughts?
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Yeah, wait.
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I didn't think it was very funny. A lot of people got hurt, and some people died.
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I'm not laughing at that. Turn it on him.
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Well, say what you were thinking.
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Mine's more in regards to the... The Tesla, but... Oh, yeah. Okay, so what happened? Yeah, let's break down both of them first.
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Like, synopsis. What happened?
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Start with New Orleans because I'm a little less educated about that.
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So the guy... that drove the truck down the road. It was terrible what happened. I think 15 people ended up dying.
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The weird stuff that was involved in it, one, he rented the truck. He was from Texas. Weird. The rental thing, not the Texas thing. Who rents cars? But he had an ISIS flag on the back of his truck. Yeah. And so he ran over people and then got out with an AR and started unloading. Shot two cops. Dude. They lived, but they were able to get... Put them down. Yeah. Yeah. And...
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It was just super weird. And then five hours after that, the one dude in the Tesla truck. Where at? Las Vegas? Yes, Las Vegas in front of Trump Hotel Tower or whatever it's called. I think it's Trump Hotel. Blew it up. And that was also a rental. So he rented that Tesla truck. You can rent a Cybertruck? Yeah, there's different sites where you can rent people's cars and stuff.
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like yeah like sports cars all that fancy stuff but he blew it up he was the only casualty and they're saying that because the tesla truck is built so rigid and like it was able to like encase the explosion and it just like mainly blew up um like straight yeah there's video of it wild it looks like fireworks fireworks yeah here's a weird connection though both of those dudes were veterans and
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Both of them were stationed at Fort Bragg at the same time. And both of them were stationed in Afghanistan at the same time. And they both did these attacks the same day. It seemed like very clear intentions.
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That does not seem like a coincidence.
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Yeah. What I was reading about the one guy in the Tesla truck. Huge coincidence. His whole background does not seem like he would be the type of person to do this.
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Well, maybe he had PTSD, but what's with the ISIS thing?
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Yeah, that was the guy in New Orleans. Did you see a photo of it, though? But he was in Afghanistan. It's a jacket.
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Yeah, when he was in the military.
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That's the photo right there. I'll blow it up on the screen if you're listening.
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But the guy, the Cybertruck, I was reading about him today, and who knows what happened in his life, but he's been in the military for over 19 years and had these different medals, different awards. And even when he was living in Afghanistan, he started this thing, a humanitarian thing, to where he would collect clothes and shoes and toys for the locals and stuff.
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So it doesn't seem like it's like a...
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Stuff's not adding up regardless.
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Yeah. But the guy in New Orleans, he was just a realtor at this point in Texas. And so it's just... Not making sense.
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I'm seeing a lot of sources that we typically get information from or see talking about this stuff. And everyone's talking about border issues and we saw this coming. And so I'm confused if these are veterans.
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These are veterans in the States, born and raised in the U.S.
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That fought in the U.S. military. Yes.
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And so that's a completely different narrative. But then typically people who served in... in those conflicts typically lean a political way and it doesn't make sense. Most people lean that way, typically support Trump. I'm making assumptions and assertions here that don't, you know, obviously apply to everyone, but it just, like you're saying, it doesn't add up. And even, but like, why a Tesla?
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I just feel like I have to constantly poop. I will pass. This too will pass.
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Everyone knows the whole thing that they've marketed.
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Just made Elon a bunch of money. Cause people were like, well, dang it. Car bomb is containable by a cyber truck with things indestructible.
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All I can think about is, I'm not pointing fingers, and this is all speculative. Don't point them at me. But how, oh, what was the operation called that it was declassified at CIA, where they're going to stage attacks from- No. Oh. They were going to stage attacks at Cuba and Russia were killing civilians in Florida.
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So they had everything prepped to blow up a hotel and kill all these people, but it was going to be CIA staged. Mm-hmm. We talked about it with Blurry.
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Yeah. I'm frustrated. I can't remember.
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That sounds good.
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Northwoods is a Cuban government terrorist one. Okay.
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Yeah. It just seems... I don't know. Just really... We're also just completely joking with this game.
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Of course we are. We're a comedy channel.
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Yeah. Yeah. Do you see what Sean Ryan said about all this stuff, though? His post? It's like... No, we didn't. It's intense. So he's the one who shared... Well, he interviewed that one lady that... Yeah. He's the one who shared that photo, but this is what he says. He said, we warned everyone. Unfortunately, it fell on deaf ears. No one can stop what's coming at this point. They are already here.
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Is there any poop coming out when you poop?
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They've been here, and they are ready. Don't forget about the, quote, invisible bombs, unquote, that Ascari Media Group talked about or told you about... Here's where it gets weird. He says, this is just the beginning and it's not going to stop for a long time. Congratulations, America. Get ready for a bloody 2025. What the heck?
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What is he even talking about?
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Well, he interviewed that one lady that worked or still works for the CIA. And she's like, there's already motions in plan by all these terrorist organizations. They have like over, she said like 3,000. It's a lot. 3,000 fighters in America that they know of, sleeper cell groups.
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My favorite thing now is that Demi will sit in the passenger seat with me up front. Yeah. I go, does your dad fart? She goes, yeah. And he says that they smell like roses, but they smell like Taco Bell.
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And I think it was, I thought he posted one thing, like Osama bin Laden's son said that their plan is to eliminate 50 to 60,000 Americans this year.
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Yeah.
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Oh my goodness, dude. He was a, he was a seal, right? Yeah. He was a seal. And then he became a CIA operative. And now he's running this podcast, interviewing his network. And everybody's like, we've been raising flags. He literally lists, uh, four other people that he's interviewed that have all said, this is coming. Um,
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And he's referring to it being a border issue where we're, we're letting the border is one of the things, but basically like what the bit Josh was talking about is people within intelligence have been sounding off just, Hey, there are terrorism plans inside, uh, the nation. Like people are already here. Like you need to act on these things and they're not doing anything.
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Yeah, we're done. What drones?
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Yeah, when he said that today, I'm like, oh my gosh, yeah, you're right.
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You're so right.
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It's just, it's like static. It's silence.
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Get your chickens, get your garden, get your dehydrated products, your first aid kit.
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That's almost what I got you guys for Christmas was like one of those like five gallon buckets like full of dried beans and stuff.
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I know, I bought some. DVDs.
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Yeah. Solar powered.
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End of the world war happening in the streets. You got to have your Blu-ray.
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Well, I looked it up today, and I'm like, just New Jersey drones, right? And all the articles from today and yesterday are just like, the FAA has banned civilian drones in New Jersey. That's it. That's it. Okay. So we're punishing the people.
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The question I have for you, Andy, is are we desensitized or are we overstimulated?
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Yeah, true.
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What if all of this stuff is to test whatever the deep state is, if they're just testing how we react, like are they're testing our reaction time to things and how it's stuff.
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Let's get them all freaked out about these drones that we don't know about. And then on New Year's Day, we'll have this happen. And let's see if they even think about the drone.
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It's just nuts, man. If the objective is to get us to forget and if ADD is actually part of the autism spectrum, which is an argument that's been made, then they would have a reason to be causing autism via all the other federally funded programs. That is quite a stretch, but... Hot take from Andrew. Isn't that what we do on the show? We take one thing?
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Your couch is dope, by the way. Oh, you saw it? Yeah.
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No, yeah.
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For sure. I'm just trying to become, you know, a contributor.
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Oh, you are.
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I think autism didn't actually start until we landed on the moon. Wait, is the moon autistic?
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Have you heard that bit from somebody that's like, they're like, oh, you know, they didn't have autism in the 80s and the 70s. And it's like, you have a train room. Dude, come on.
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Oh, but yeah. So speaking of drones, you see the one that was hiding in shipping containers? No.
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Oh boy.
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I don't know if like, again, you know, all this stuff, who knows if it's real, but this guy's claim is he was on Reddit, found a photo of this weird, you remember those like climbing little like half dome things on kids' playgrounds? Kind of looks like that, but if the whole thing connected, but it's huge. It's surrounded by like 20 shipping containers stacked up.
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So like if you're on the ground, you can't see in it. And then, so he found that post on Reddit, and then it started taking off on Reddit. A bunch of people were talking about it, and then someone uploaded the same photo after it went viral, and it's gone. And so, can you see that? Barely, yeah. Oh, weird. So there's where it is. And then...
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Now it's gone, but that structure looks exactly like the other drone orb UAP thing.
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Cool.
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Oh, wow.
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I know. Pranked.
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Pranked.
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You thought that was an alien.
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What if it's just like Mr. Beast somehow? Dude, and it's like, and we're dropping season two of my game show. We're going to be in space.
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But...
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But then we were watching that show that he put out and it's like, this guy's maniacal. Really?
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It is.
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Well, it's really freaky just to see.
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Well, and he gets like such a kick out of all this. Like he's like, nobody's clicking the $1 million. And it's like, chill out, take a breath. And then also the fact that he's pinning them against each other. And also it's really funny because I'm learning a lot about my husband in this game.
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You'd be like, how'd you do this?
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He's like, I would click that button immediately. So fast.
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Yeah, because there's one thing where it's just like, all right. So they're at this stage two, and they separated them into four teams. And then each team has to choose a captain. And they've learned before that the captain could betray them, the whole team. And so they choose the most trustworthy person that they think after meeting them for, I don't know, a couple days. Yeah.
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And there's four people up on this platform. And there's a little clock ticker thing behind them that's just going up in money. And they all have a button in front of them. And they can take that money. But the thing is, so the grand prize is $5 million if you win the whole thing. Wow, yeah. But if the captain were to click the button, they could still say in the game, get all that money.
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And their whole team would be sent home. Sent home.
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They would lose.
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And it got up to $1 million. And no one clicked it.
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But you see these guys sweating. They're going like.
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And I'm like. Bro.
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Yeah.
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These are people you don't know. That's what I'm saying. And they're in competition against you, too. They're trying to win the $5 million.
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The next phase, they're not going to be on your team. They're going to be against you in the next phase.
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I'm just saying, here's the mental thing for me. It's like, okay, you don't click it and you get sent home next week with $0. That's what I'm saying.
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You could get sent home in the next hour.
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Or on national television, you betray the trust of 100 people.
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I will do that.
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I get it. If a guy hit it, I'm like, yeah. Of course.
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I guess we're poor.
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He really made his games like the Squid Games, though.
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It's such a hit. Okay, well, have you seen any episodes of the Mr. Beast game?
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We've got a bunch of crap on top of our fridge.
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It's kid appropriate, yeah. But there's like, in the first, the very first challenge, it's like you betray people in your quadrant or something like that. And, I mean, he's giving away gargantuan amounts of money. Yeah.
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The first kid that did it?
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It was like $2,000. And he sent his whole row home over $2,000.
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He's like, I got a family at home, man.
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It's like two grand. What are you going to do with that? If you waited five minutes, you would have won a hundred grand.
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And it's funny, there's this one guy in the crowd and he's like, I'm never going to sell out. I'm never going to be that person. And then you see him going... I did it. I did it.
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It sure does. That's so funny, dude. Yeah. Uh, speaking of shows though, we have watched the first season of three body problems. Yeah. Sam Tripoli recommended that, right?
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We still have the trick-or-treat bucket on top of our fridge. Yeah. And we use it whenever we're. Potty training? Yeah, potty training.
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Yeah, he did.
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It's really good.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's really good.
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No, but really good actors. Yeah. That's cool.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I forget what he's in, though.
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Dick Van Dyke. Yeah.
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That one.
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Yeah.
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Well, sorry, my soul rage. Did you see his music video Coldplay just dropped? No. Dude is spry. Like, it's shocking how, like, mobile he still is. Wild. Yeah.
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If you're my age, it's worth a watch. I'm trying to think of what I can say about Three Body Problem that wouldn't give it away fully.
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I do want to watch it.
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Yeah, it's very good.
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It's like... It's one season.
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Sam Tripoli gave a pretty good recap. I mean, I knew what I was going into. It's like...
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It's interesting.
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Now I know. They can't even watch it now. It's the most disheartening thing ever. I'll sell it.
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Yeah.
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It's like, cause you're just like, how are you going to fix this? I just imagine your review being on the cover of their DVD or something. Josh Hooper. But you know, they will fix it or they'll get close to fixing it.
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Really? It's hard to watch some parts. It's like very sad and deep and difficult. Yeah. Yeah, not appropriate for kids. Do not watch it with your children.
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But now we're at the point where it's like, now you got to get self-motivated.
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We just saw the... Bob Dylan.
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Very, very good.
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Anybody got a cigarette?
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Do it for 30 years.
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It's the same guy that cleaned my airfield?
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Bob Dylan, get out of here.
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How does this one song go? Which one? The one he played at the last venue.
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Like, why can't you just go.
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Oh, it goes... How does it feel?
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Oh, my gosh. It was so good.
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So good. Yeah. It was fantastic. And he sounded a lot like Bob Dylan, which is crazy. So crazy.
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I know.
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Dude, I think that about actors all the time. Like... so many of them can play music as well. And the fact that like, it's just a fricking subtitle to their like entire, you know, I was trying to look if they like did like CGI with him playing the guitar.
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He was killing it. He was phenomenal at it.
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I didn't know that he was playing the guitar. Was he really?
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Yeah. I asked her, I'm like, do you see me go get a piece of candy when I go potty?
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I love that interview because he talks about how... Because originally they were going to dub the music. They were just going to have him lip sync it. But they were like, you're singing better than it looks.
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Even dubbed. So we'll just put your own music in it. And that, I mean, it just changed the movie completely. And it's the same...
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I know.
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Johnny Cash was good, but he felt like a Johnny Cash impersonator rather than an actor.
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I give it an 8 out of 10.
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That's a movie you don't have to see in the movie theater for sure.
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scene with him at the um the folk festival that gave me so much anxiety dude crazy i'm just like this is nuts yeah yeah yeah dude it was all of it was so good so fun a quick google said that he did learn guitar and harmonica for that role and then another like title said his six-year journey to becoming that character so that may have been something he's been like actively working on in the background yeah and that's the thing how do you do that
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Yeah, exactly.
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Did you see that clip of him practicing for Bob Dylan while he was dressed as the Dune?
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In his trailer for Dune, doing the Bob Dylan song.
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Dude, I think the throw up bowl is a better indicator on like family wealth. Like if you're like hucking into a bowl and you're not tossing that bowl. Yeah. Money's hard to come by.
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He's already better than Leo. Stop.
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I think he's a better actor.
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Have you seen Beautiful Boy yet?
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I know.
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It really traumatized me.
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I have to like want to be sad. Yeah. Yeah. I need a cry. I just need a, I just need a cry today. Beautiful boy.
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Dude, that wrestling Steve Crow movie.
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I thought it was just a wrestling. I had no idea what that was.
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Oh, man. Oh, Joshua, whatever is the problem?
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None of which I knew before watching the film. I was like, I think it was on an airplane.
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Who wasn't in your family? It's like somebody totally unsuspecting was like, have you guys seen Iron Claw? They were like, ugh.
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It's horrible.
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That should be A24's catchphrase. A24, prepare to feel unwell.
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I don't think I've seen a single A24 film yet. You probably don't know.
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Which one should we recommend?
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That's A24? That might be the only one. There's a ton.
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You should watch Past Lives, too. That was good.
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I haven't seen that one yet. Everything Always... I haven't seen that.
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Waymond is going to be in a... Love Hurts.
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Everybody does love Waymond.
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I was waiting for her to correct herself. It's Waymond, right? Yeah.
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Yeah. From the movie.
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In the movie.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. So funny. Speaking of Waymond, though. Is he Asian? He is.
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He is. But I don't think it's supposed to be Raymond. It's Waymond.
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Well, that's a funny. He's Dr. Jones.
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Yeah. And he's from the Goonies.
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Yeah. That's a joke.
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That's for sure a joke.
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That's just the name. It's the name in the movie. I know, but I'm saying the writer who wrote the Asian.
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It's a comedy movie. I know. I'm just saying. Hey, speaking of Wayman and everybody loving him.
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Growing up, ours was the popcorn bowl.
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I mean, it's just like having leftovers in the fridge. It's just old food, right?
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I want some shirts. I want some hats. I want some stickers. To put on the flats. I don't know where to go. Don't know where to go. I'm lost and I'm not found. He's not found. Where could I run to?
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I will avenge you, mother.
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That was so Kanye.
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I don't want to brag or anything, but... I sounded pretty good.
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Yeah.
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Speaking of wild, though, it's Question Corner, Question Corner, Question Corner with Lily!
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At what age do kids become reasonable when they're throwing up? Because Ada always tries to run while she throws up.
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Do it again. Okay.
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Okay, I'm trying to decide.
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Dude, everybody in their car just put their hand on their volume. Is that Sandero?
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Yeah.
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That's cool.
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What song do you want played on your funeral slideshow?
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I thought we talked about this before.
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I get knocked down.
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Mine's literally, it's a ska band from the 90s, and the song is called Why Won't Josh Dance?
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I will play it.
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Demi Demi's I mean she's nine but like I feel like she's been there for a while she's pretty like like I can't go anywhere I feel terrible I'm gonna puke I have to stay right here yeah it is so that she just running oh no it's happening again she'll like I'll get the ball forever she's like that was so funny it's really sad
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Or... So creepy. I'll do Dust in the Wind, but Andy has to sing it.
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Oh, my God.
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What movie is it? Is it like... Old School. Old School, and he swears a lot? Oh, no.
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No, it's Will Ferrell that sings Dust in the Wind.
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Okay.
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But there is that one band.
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Wait, is that... I'm on all of you now. I see the hangover, and they're like, what the heck?
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Yeah, okay.
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Yeah.
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That's funny. Doing.
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Have you seen like the people talking about the lyrics to that actual song? I don't know. You don't know them. The lyrics.
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No, I don't know the lyrics.
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Uh, plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose. You can plan any one of those. Keep planning to find out which one grows. It's a secret. No one knows. And then they're gone. It's more poetic than the song would.
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Yeah.
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Chocolate Rain. That was good. Start thinking you're at the wrong funeral. What was yours?
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I just want the whole Swiss Army Man soundtrack. But the deeper question is, the bigger issue is, I don't want a slideshow at all.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't want to select you.
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Crazy. I'm really crazy. Okay, now I have another question, though. Because this question isn't big enough for a question corner question, but I've just been curious. Lemon or lime?
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Lime.
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You pick one.
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Me too.
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Lemonade. When life hands you lemons, you trade them for limes. Hey. Lime. Because they're more profitable. Andrew, give us a beat.
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Right now. We should do Bob Dylan. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Yeah.
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Andrew, are you stressed, pal?
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So stressed over here. Instagram? Oh, it's not even sent yet because I updated my phone and now it looks totally different.
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You booger.
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Dude, Anthony has joined. His wife and I have like basically this book club. Yeah. That's kind of unannounced because we're reading the same books.
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But now Anthony's on the same track.
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Now it's a club.
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This is probably going to give it away really quick, but this is absolutely terrifying.
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We filmed two days ago, but had technical difficulties.
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It does give it away.
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Texted it. It's on its way. You'll need the volume, but I will have to bleep some stuff. These guys are out fishing, and just wait until you see what happens on this boat. This is absolutely insane.
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Three, two. Oh, wait. Three, two, one.
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Well said.
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That is a big bull shark.
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This guy that's narrating and freaking out is so me.
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Yeah, his ear got smacked. Look at his ear.
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He was sitting on the side of the boat and it cleared him.
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Was it trying to eat him?
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No, it was probably chasing the fish he caught. But he ducked.
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There was a tornado that hit a lake.
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Is that it in the left-hand corner?
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It's coming. It's over them, I think.
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oh my gosh dude they got a dog there too there's there's nothing you can do i mean go moving at all would probably pick you up you'd probably have some air under you so you probably wanted to stay there you know what i'd actually i wonder what the underside of the water looks like I wonder what going under the water would do.
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So scary.
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Oh, wait. They got blown all the way to land. They're in grass? And it flips.
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nightmare do you remember that video of the guy that gets stuck in the tornado in his car and he's like help and you're laughing so hard because you're like no one's gonna help you and it's like why is that funny you you maniac help who's gonna come in a tornado you're so crazy oh my god help me
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Speaking of ServPro, they came out and they cleaned our air ducts in our house. Our home was built in 1986.
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It scared me. It made me not want to fly.
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Did you hear about it?
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Yeah, I saw a little bit.
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Yeah, like over 170 people.
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Not good.
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I thought they got taken back.
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Yeah.
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Literally. This guy's like, I've been doing this for 30 years. And he's like, I've literally never seen a return that dirty in my entire life.
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But then they show someone getting off the capsule when they got back to Earth. This was like a month ago. Gosh, I don't remember that. And people were like, do you not remember? Because they were like, the astronaut had to be put in a wheelchair and wheeled to the hospital immediately. And it's like, everyone thought those were the astronauts that came back.
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No, but they said it was them. That's what I thought. They said they came home. Yeah.
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I've thought for sure they came back. It's weird, man, because I remember that clip of him getting up. It looked like he was almost dead, dude. And they put him on a stretcher, and they immediately brought him off.
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His name's Terry, and he has been doing it for 13 years. Yeah. With a voice like that, it's hard to tell, right? He doesn't sound anything like that because he's from Indiana.
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Can you imagine suddenly feeling like you weigh four times your weight or whatever the math is on leaving space? Every time I get out of my bed.
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I was going to say that's me after the holidays.
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That's your sore ankles in the morning.
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Yeah. It's the bottom of my feet that hurt. I don't know if you guys experience that. It's the bottoms.
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I actually know exactly what you're talking about.
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Oh, no.
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So they knew that she was there, but they're like, but they were going to continue on without her. Exactly. And instead of replacing.
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Yeah, dude. It's like we, I know we probably talked about this. I think we said on the last episode, but that there was, we watched a TikTok the other day and it was talking about, I think it was like from CSNBC or something. And they're like,
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Oh, yeah.
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The the cabinet team for Biden is admitting to knowing that he was in declining health for this series amount of time. And it's like no one's surprised.
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It's a little bread is in the bakery.
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Yeah. No. And it's like and the fact that we're admitting that, though, too, it's like, oh, my gosh.
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And they were they were gaslighting us.
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What's the point of admitting it at this point?
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No, I know.
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I mean, yeah, and it's just like it's like... I think it's for the purpose of gaslighting. It's just like, yeah, well, just chill out. Like, we knew that he was in decline, but like... Yeah, but you ripped our heads off for even saying anything.
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Do you remember being on like the extra defense and like it was like almost politically incorrect to acknowledge that he had an issue?
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Yeah, a person in their late 80s might not be fully...
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I've been doing this for 30 years. For 30 years. For 30 years.
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Yeah.
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Never mind. Quantum computers. Yes. What do you need to know about them? I've been trying to learn as much as I can with quantum computers for the past, I don't know, week. Okay. Still don't know anything. Pretend I don't know anything. But here's a comforting quote. Okay. From the Nobel Prize winner who did a lot of work in quantum mechanics.
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He said, quote from Richard Feynman, if you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don't understand quantum mechanics. Cool. So that's the basis of what I'm about to talk about. Cool. And I'm sure I'm going to say a lot of stuff and people are going to be like, you're so dumb.
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They did such a fantastic job.
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He said it was the dirtiest air return he's ever seen in his career. That's crazy.
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If they say that, they'd assume their own intelligence. And according to that guy whose name I already forgot, they're dumb.
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Yeah. And he's a Nobel Prize winner. Yeah. Like Bob Dylan. With you next. Yeah. Yeah. Nobel Prize winner, Josh Hooper.
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Quantum computers scare me. Okay. What is a quantum computer? Let me tell you as much as I can. Yes. Okay. So people are like, this is the quantum computer is the next stage in evolution for technology. Okay. So we go back to man-made fire. Fire. Then made the wheel and then made a carriage and then learn how to irrigate and grow crops. And we move on, move on.
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Then it's like, oh, we built a computer. Quantum computer or so digital computers, what we have now, all of our phones, all that stuff, it's digital computers. Quantum computer is the next leap. And so it's not even like a computer. They're saying it's like people said that if you were to do like modes of transportation, so like a computer would be a car, right?
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I know.
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Y'all are nasty.
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I know.
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We nasty. You guys nasty. Ew.
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And you can only get so far on land with a car. They're saying that the quantum computer is now a new vehicle, so it would be like a plane or a boat to where you can now achieve more and more and more, like a rocket ship, really, I think it's like. But it's so confusing, and I don't fully understand it, but let me just read. I feel like it's going to lead to something that's not good.
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So Google just came out with that Willow chip, right, which is a quantum computer. And they just did this test to where they give it this one thing to figure out. And it would have taken our most impressive supercomputer 10... Where was it? In the world. In the world. It would have taken this supercomputer 10 septillion years to figure out this equation.
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Our house like feels different. Like the air just feels cleaner. It's more efficient. I can tell in the two days since he did it.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Come again? That's one with 25 zeros behind it. Still incomprehensible. 10 septillion years for it to figure this out. Yeah, wait till Mr. Goodwill Hunting finds it. Oh, you're right.
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Freemasonry. Yes! Ten septillion years, and it took Google's quantum computer, Willow, five minutes to figure it out.
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Yes. And this is the first generation of this chip. Yeah, like, that we know of.
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So... This is how it helped me understand a little bit. So our digital computers run off of bits, right? So ones and zeros. And so like if you want to figure something out, the computer, which are called bits, it would be like a light switch, one, zero, one, zero, until you get the right answer or whatever you need. Yeah.
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The quantum computer runs off of what's called qubits, and it can basically run ones and zeros at the exact same time in any format. So they're saying a good comparison would be like if you had a digital computer or if you were a digital computer, you could walk into a library, grab a book, and read that book.
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Yeah. But anyways, that episode that we did record is on Patreon as our half episode.
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If you were a quantum computer, you could go into that library and read every single book in there instantly. So it can run bajillions of equations or different formats to come to the right conclusion. Okay. And so there's a lot of benefits to it. It could revolutionize the medical industry for coming out with equations of how to feed the world, like a lot of different stuff.
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It looks physically different. And the crazy thing with the quantum computer and why it's not more people don't have it is that you actually have to keep it in sub-zero. Wow. Or no, complete zero. Is it sub or complete? I think it was complete. Yeah. Oh, absolute zero, which is negative 459 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Who even was able to make a freezer like that?
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But that's the coldest thing in the universe. That temperature is the coldest thing in the universe.
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In the universe.
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There's nothing colder than absolute zero.
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They don't know that.
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I trust them. They probably ran it through the common computer. Is this right? Yep. Let me run every single equation. But it's like Doctor Strange, right? Remember where he goes to figure out which way is the one way that they can beat Thanos? Yeah. That's what a quantum computer does.
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So it runs through Dick's probability.
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Yeah, because there's some good stuff in it. There is.
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Yeah, it runs through every possible scenario.
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Yeah. Wow. It's like, what do I put here? Yeah. Perfect. But then I was reading like some of the fears with it is combining with AI. Yeah. And it just being unstoppable.
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We talked about Les Mis.
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That's not even a fear. Like that's a big part of the intention. Like AI, they want to pioneer and figure out quantum computing so that they can implement AI with it. That's what they, yeah.
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And then we just, it would just be unstoppable. Yeah. But there are one freaky thing that they talked about. A theory is the computing power of a quantum computer combined with AI is is that theory of you can upload your consciousness and literally create your own eternity. And so you would not be able to tell a difference either. Ugh. And just weird stuff like that just completely freaks me out.
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Joshua, I thought you'd never ask. Magic mind, of course. Magic mind?
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We talked about Les Mis. We talked about the noise that the sun makes.
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No, what's up?
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I know. Jesus, come soon, please.
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I think there's something more sinister with the quantum computer.
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Because they talked about one of the inventors of quantum mechanics or the quantum computer said that there's just these different theories of you're able to receive information from different dimensions.
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Oh, boy.
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And supposedly, this is a video I saw, but supposedly the inventor of the quantum computer said that he was able to reach these different dimensions through the quantum computer and speak to entities. And I'm just like, that's where you go, stop. Don't do that.
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Yeah. Because that's, what's the word, Josh, where things are connected? Quantum entanglement. Entanglement.
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So that's like almost, I think it's a proven theory or not.
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it's something it's based on is how because I was reading it has to do with history and origin and like when something because it is probability like if one thing happens then everything goes out into a web and everything relates back to the original thing but those things that go out are entangled but on a spiritual level, you know, we think about like how we're connected.
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And it was so long.
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It was about 12 minutes. I figured it out. It was my fault. So the thing, you know... Never mind, but I played in six, eight instead of four, four. So instead of like one, is that why I couldn't four?
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This is a flipping don't the bad theology. I'm sure someone's going to rip me apart for this, but like if we originate, like if origin has to do with your connection with, and like the Bible says things like the law is written on our hearts and there are these things where we are entangled with our creator and
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There's this weird, like quantum, you could put like quantum theory in application with our faith. Like I'm still wrestling through like what that looks like, but entanglement would be a way of like understanding, you know, how the Holy Spirit prompts. Like if you're actually connected with the father in that way. And so. Yeah. Just renew your subscription every month.
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Well, that kind of goes with this theory, which is a very interesting, very weird theory and it's totally not based on any theology whatsoever but one dude thinks that the tower of babel was actually the first quantum computer interesting i was just reading that story last night Tower of Babel?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. And because they're, what are they called? The starts of the Z? Ziggurat?
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Which the whole point of it was to reach the heavens, right? Yes. So like, is that a way to go into these different dimensions? And he did a side-by-side picture of like the Tower of Babel on a quantum computer. I just thought it was interesting a little bit. You see that?
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Wow. Wow.
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But then he said, like, from Genesis 11, regarding the Tower of Babel, it said, Yeah, exactly. After this, nothing they set out to do will be impossible. Right.
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I don't know. Yeah.
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The quantum computer.
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Yeah. Like that's the danger.
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It was just the same as I was like, we got to go. I'm like, I can't figure, I can't figure this out.
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Yeah, I watched that too. That unsettled me. Yeah, so creepy. Dude, what if in quantum computing, what if it has nothing to do with anything spiritual or weird like that, but just how powerful it is in general and the fact that like Google's got Willow and then you guys remember Elon Musk is doing that thing in Tennessee. So you literally have human ego going,
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So I was going one, two, three, four, five, like a waltz.
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which is wired to compete and be the best. But how are you like, even if it is just a technological digital war, like if, you know, if AI wanted to turn South, it's like, well, Google has Willow and we're competing with Willow. So every Gmail in the world is going to explode.
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You know what I mean? Like, The fallout from stuff like that. But they're saying that with quantum computers too, that's why the FBI and CIA are like so invested in research and all that stuff regarding quantum computers.
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It's because if it gets into the wrong hands or if China creates the quantum computer, like a more powerful one, they're saying that it would involve like a million qubits, which I think the Willow one has like 400 qubits. Yeah. or maybe no more than that. I forget what, or maybe a thousand qubits.
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Yeah. That's what gave me the anxiety tag.
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But if you're at like the stage of like a million qubits, you can literally hack into anything digitally.
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So we're talking about like bank accounts, medical records, nukes, like all like infrastructure. Passwords don't mean anything. Anything that runs off of digital computers, meaning everything now can be hacked.
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We're going to return to flip an analog.
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Oh, that wasn't a piano I just hit, though. That scared me. Yeah, what was that?
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Dude, we're messing with the stuff that we shouldn't mess with.
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Why is that popping up up there?
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Who's daddy?
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Yeah.
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He's laughing, but it's Andy's phone.
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That was super strange.
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I'll have to pay attention while editing to see if anything is.
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Let me go back and see if it pops up. Okay, yeah, it is just someone recording it.
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Oh, my gosh. Sounds like Pac-Man.
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I'll go back and see which one of us grabbed our phones in panic.
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But yeah, quantum computers. What are you going to do?
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What are you going to do about it?
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I'll stop them, dude. Isn't that a crazy idea, though, to think that the Tower of Babel could have been just a giant supercomputer?
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Yeah, there's some good stuff on it, so go join Patreon. Patreon.com forward slash ninjas are butterflies.
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The implications in that verse are so heavy where he's like, they couldn't, they would be able to do whatever they wanted. So I shut them like the implication there in that it is not good for us to be able to do whatever we want.
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And nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them. So what does that mean?
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Did you see Francis Chan sermon series about living a simple life and how like, I forget what passage he was preaching out of, but he was like, the biblical mandate is actually to be simple. And it is like, it is okay to not be caught up in at all.
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That is so weird.
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I mean, because I truly believe that Nimrod had some cahoots with the fallen angels. Yeah, dude. I think that's a... And if the fallen angels who we know gave heavenly wisdom, Nimrod's like, hey, we got to build this tower because that's what we got to do to get on the level of God. And God's like... Because it's colder up there. Absolute zero. Antarctica.
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Yeah.
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Oh! But Josh said there's nothing in this universe that's that cold.
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That's what the scientists said. I'm just going off what they said. I don't know. Now you're listening to scientists? You've changed, man. They said it's colder than space.
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Wow. Nothing's colder than space.
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So literally you can shut down a quantum computer with a blow dryer.
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Yeah, or just breathing on it. Oh.
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um speaking of antarctica though we don't have time today because it's a long one darn but i have a theory of what antarctica could be or was in the past oh my gosh you told me on this past weekend you want to go to antarctica i do apparently there's already been a podcast film there which is a bummer but did you watch it no there's been two podcasts on there and they were not very
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I'm kidding. Um, that would be fun, but I did. We talked about it a little bit last week, but the, the stuff with the beepers. Oh, pages and stuff. Yeah. With Mossad. Yeah.
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He just works for the Mossad. It was a 60 Minutes interview with two people that work within the Mossad, which is the Israeli CIA. And they talked about this whole plan with these pagers. Yeah. they planned it out. So they say, yeah.
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And they basically, they, I gotta find the one quote he said, but he says, everything that you see, we are the directors, actors, and producers of everything happening. Oh my God.
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I don't like that.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, so what he said was that they formed this shell company in, I think it was Belgium or somewhere in Europe. But it was under the manufacturer from Indonesia or something where they make pagers. And they knew that Hezbollah... buys pagers from this one company and they actually had a sales rep there that they hired to work in this European country.
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And so they manufactured their own pagers with an explosive in them and they were bulkier than the last pagers that they got or the ones that they usually buy.
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And so they went a step further and created propaganda. I say propaganda. They created commercials for this beeper and pumped it into everyone in Hasbulla's algorithm. So this beeper, it's shockproof, waterproof. It's the more rugged, rigid one. Yeah, it's a little bulky, but it's the bomb. That's what... We told them, but they made 5,000 of those.
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What if you guys just start putting up a live feed camera in here?
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And then on, I think it's September 17th, they decided to go ahead and blow them up. And what they did was they listened to what ringtone from the beeper would cause someone to pick it up quicker. And so they did tests and then they found the right tone. And so what would happen is they pick it up and it's like, it's an encrypted message. Push these two buttons to receive message.
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Push it, blow up. And even if they didn't push it, it would still blow up. But they said before that, 10 years prior, they made the same explosives in walkie-talkies. So they made these explosives in these walkie-talkies, made sure the same format to where Hezbollah would buy them, and they waited on it for 10 years.
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Because these are walkie-talkies that these dudes would just wear on their chest, like on their vest. And the day after the beepers, they're like, okay, now do the walkie-talkies. And so there's like people at funerals and stuff, which is like, it was crazy. Dude, that's pure evil. It's messed up. That's terrible.
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For them, they said it's justified because it's like we need to show them that they can't mess with us and we got to cease fire out of it.
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And just for clarity, when you say them, this is the one person filmed in silhouette claiming to represent them.
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Exactly. Just for clarity. Right. Yeah. But then I thought, if you want to go down a deeper rabbit hole, could this all be a front? Because we talked about, and I'm not trying to say this to prove my theory, but the direct energy weapons. Because other people did talk about, it wasn't just the pages blowing up, there was iPhones and stuff blowing up too.
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Yeah, there were casualties outside of it. That's what I remember.
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Yeah. And so it's like, are they being interviewed for 60 minutes saying, yeah, this is what we did? But in fact, they actually have a technology that is way more scary and way more sinister. Yeah.
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That honestly sounds more likely to me than for 10 years, we bet that technology is not going to change and people aren't going to upgrade their walkies. Yeah. I don't know, man. It's all... I started getting FOMO if it's been two years since I have a new iPhone.
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Yeah. So... But it's super creepy, man, of just like what people can do. But yeah, Andy was saying it was definitely, it was more than just these 5,000 explosions. It was a psychological thing. People are literally afraid to turn on any electric device.
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I think that's the biggest shock to everybody that ever comes and visits is that there's a full office outside of the store.
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Massage my fist. Did you hear the theory that Sasha, what's his name? He actually works for the massage. No, I'm telling you the theory on it is fast. There's a lot of like connections. Yeah.
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Oh, he's the type that would like totally play into that too.
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Yeah.
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No, but they like, Oh, I probably spoke to you soon. Cause the theory, it's very fascinating. Like with the timing of these certain movies coming out and what was happening, why are you laughing? Cause it is a funny concept. Well, because it was like, um, Oh, who was the, um, uh, who's a dictator in the middle East that got, got Saddam. No, no. Gaddafi? Yes, Gaddafi.
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And like a facility.
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It was during the time of trying to form a coup against Gaddafi. That's when the movie Dictator came out. There's a lot of weird parallels to it.
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Or that was just timed because of what was happening in the world.
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Also, it shows on the funding of these movies that the Mossad was involved.
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What? That's weird.
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I know!
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That is weird.
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Hey, don't take it personal.
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That's so dumb.
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It's serious, Lil. People are getting hurt.
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Not by Sacha Baron Cohen. They could be. You can't prove it.
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Don't watch it with your children. It's hilarious.
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Just not this one.
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It's super bad, yeah.
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Speaking of that, did you see that Brooke ran into Steve-O at our Walmart?
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At the Mount Dora Walmart.
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And all the music plays in our headphones. So when you take your headphones off, it's just you guys raw singing.
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Steve-O was here. She ran into him.
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Yeah, man, that'd be crazy. That was good.
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Oh, that was the last thing we were going to talk about. It's very short. But did you hear about all the weird fog that's been around the world? Dude, everyone's talking about it.
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Dude.
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It's crazy. And I'm like, is it actually weird? Are we just paranoid?
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This is Gen Z who doesn't go outside being like, what is the fog?
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There's fog over here, but not over there. I mean, that's sometimes how it works.
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There's fog rolling in. It's like, yeah, that's literally a phrase. The frog rolls in. These people have never turned on a flashlight in the early morning.
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We went to the beach the other day, though, New Smyrna Beach, and it was really foggy, which is not abnormal, but it smelled like burning plastic.
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That's what a lot of people are saying is there's some fog that smells chemically.
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Yeah, it smells like burning plastic.
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They would be able to.
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What's a fog?
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It's not like we don't have the ability to alter weather or anything through...
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Yeah.
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Sold from the plane, spray chemicals!
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Raw dog in that scene. Raw dog and some vocals. Do you want a song? Yeah. Okay.
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That is how they do it.
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I know. There's another thing that I want to talk about later.
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I think they should put a page limit on how long a law can be. They're like books. We get two lines to vote on them, and then the actual law is like...
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No cocaine, man. Everyone vote yes. Everyone vote yes. Are there funding for orphans and widows and veterans?
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Well, there's a real theory to the Declaration of Independence and stuff that it was actually written in legal jargon as opposed to...
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non-legal jargon or whatever yeah layman terms and but they can phrase stuff certainly in a legalistic way to where people don't know about it because they just read it how we would a normal person would read it yeah but in actuality that what they said is implemented into the law of the land got it i'll have to do more research on it because it's really interesting and really freaky
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All I know is we're not supposed to use double negatives, and every legal piece of anything I've ever read has me confused with double negatives by the second sentence.
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Thou doesn't never do it if again. Are you not sure? As always.
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um anyways that's it nest dude i had fun with you guys today dude it was good one two four baby one two four one two four one two four and make sure to go to patreon.com for less ninjas or butterflies see that crazy episode and it's long too it's like almost like 40 minutes so you could have some fun it's the first patreon episode where we haven't switched any seats oh special special that is not the most exciting thing about that episode
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No, but make sure to go to SundayCool.com if you need custom apparel, hats, stickers, anything for your group. SundayCool.com. We got you covered.
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Three, two, one, go.
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Love you guys. Make sure to subscribe to our YouTube. Like us on Spotify. Like, comment.
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Oh, man, that sounds really good. I wish I could get some. Oh, Josh, you already do have some. What do you mean? Well, check under your hat.
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Isn't that incredible?
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Really rolls off the tongue. Really does.
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2025, new year, new me. A new generation here to be. So when you walk by and see a tiny child, make sure you make a wave and make a smile for the baby.
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My hat? Yes, sir. Magic mind? Look at that magic mind.
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These bouncing beta babies, here they are. With them next to us, we're sure to go far. No other generation for me will do. So I say to you, you gotta go, go.
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Beta, save us.
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Save us from this awful, awful world.
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Scared me. That was silly.
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Beta baby.
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Beta baby.
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I mean, that sounds great, Andy, but what about nighttime? What about sleep? Obviously, this doesn't help you sleep. Silly, silly Joshua.
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I'm the alpha. I'm the leader. I'm the one that trusts.
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What's that, bro?
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What's that TikTok thing with the wolf thing?
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I'm the alpha. I'm the leader. I'm the one that trusts.
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It makes me so happy that someone else is laughing.
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Good song, guys. Really good song.
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I really want to see how many different songs I can make you guys start. Just continuing to play different.
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I love it, too.
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I'm going to have a guitar behind me next time and just pull it out. Whoa. Is this a healthy workplace?
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Speaking of guitars.
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We got a question.
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I don't like this part. I don't want to be a part of it.
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It's part of the show.
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They don't love it. No one loves it.
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These are all sent in by fans, Lil.
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So they're like, please, please choose my question. Yes. And then when we do, they're like, oh, this is my favorite part. Yes.
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Today's question. Today's question sent in by a viewer. Should white people just stop? Should white people just stop?
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I have so many thoughts.
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What? I'm equally white to you guys.
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Stop. Lily, let's be serious right now, okay? Should white people just stop?
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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s
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Filling Out Brackets With Mark Titus, The Dumbest Fun Facts For Every Tournament Team, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And More
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Hey, Pardon My Take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's Pardon My Take, we have our good friend Ryan Whitney recapping all the madness from this weekend in the NHL playoffs. We had two Game 7s. We're going to talk Game 7s in the NBA as well. The Warriors advance.
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Oh, no, sorry, Monday night. I'm sorry, the Warriors are playing Tuesday night. They're giving them one day. So, yeah, they're playing Monday night against Thunder. We'll be at the Beck Gala. The Thunder are going to kill them. I feel like the Thunder, they've had, what, 10 days rest? Yeah.
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That guy's had 10 days to put the fucking t-shirt on.
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He won't do it.
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He won't do it.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
I'm bad at gambling. I will look stupid in retrospect, so I'm going to put this clip and make me look stupid, and I'll own it. The Nuggets in game one and the Warriors in game one, it feels like they're just going in to die. Yeah.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
They just played a seven-game series, both a little bit older teams, and they have 48 hours to turn around and play teams that have been waiting there for, I mean, the Wolves only a week and then the Thunder for 10 days.
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It also doesn't make sense because I would understand the argument if you didn't have any games on Monday night and you had to play a game, but the Knicks and Celtics are playing Monday night. Yeah. And then on Tuesday night, the Cavs and the Pacers are playing. So why didn't you space it out? Whatever. Whatever. Stupid gripe. I understand that. Let's make some money off this gripe.
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What's the spread on that game? I think it's nine and a half, the Thunder. Yeah, that feels pretty good. I know it's a rest versus rust, but a seven-game series and then you get two days off. You have to go away from altitude. They shouldn't get rust. No, not the Thunder. What? Yeah, no, they won't get rust. They might get rust. They're too good for rust. They might get rust.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
They might get Russ. It is crazy to think about just that we're whatever, however many years. How many years ago were the Thunder in the finals? 2012, I want to say?
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Right, I'm saying. And this was Russ versus James Harden in game seven. And Russ has become, not a joke, but like there's... He's coming off the bench. Well, he is hilarious.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
No.
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He didn't do anything in the finals, if my memory serves me correct. All right. Last game, NBA. And by the way, we have awesome like 40 minutes with Whitney about everything. So we taped after the Winnipeg game. So we got it all. We got all the hockey recapping round one, previewing round two. Cavs Pacers. Pacers. They're fun. That was a fun game by the Pacers. Respect the Pacers.
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I don't know if they can win this series because I don't know if they can shoot 52% from three and have the Cavs miss all their threes. That's the difference in this game, yeah. But here's what the Pacers do, and I thoroughly enjoy watching the Pacers play. They sped it up even more today, which gave the Cavs some problems. And they – everyone's good. Everyone's good on their team.
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You can make the case that they don't have a top five player, and I'd agree with that case. But everyone is good. And Hal Burton was playing, like, pretty damn good defense, which everyone, you know, talks about his defense. And Andrew Nembhardt was incredible. He was five for six from three. Like, all their starters scored double digits. And they're just a fun team to watch.
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And I don't know if this was – I don't think the Cavs should panic because, again, they're not going to shoot. What did they shoot from three? I think they shot 23% from three and the Pacers shot 52%. Yeah, the Cavs were 9 for 38 from three.
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That's probably not going to happen, but the Pacers are one of those weird teams where they play with, like, a lot of teams don't play with that type of pace in the playoffs. Who got hurt on the Cavs? Hunter? I didn't see. Who got hurt?
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Help us out, Memes. memes max is in hawaii uh vacationing it up uh help us out memes somebody got banged up oh yeah hunter got pushed in the in in midair it was darius garland sprained his toe yeah garland's got a bad toe he might be out they said he would be out one to two weeks if this was the regular season
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Is it turf toe? Is it wood toe? If he was LeBron, would he play game two? No. No, definitely not. All right, shit. And I did see Darius Garland got pushed. He got shoved midair. Took a bad fall, but I think he's okay.
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Sorry, that was Hunter. Hunter got hurt.
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Uh-oh.
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Shit. Hank, is fist pumping?
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Listen. Listen. The Pacers don't scare you at all.
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I do. I love watching them. Like, they play fun games. That was a very fun game to watch. I think the Cavs are still going to win this year.
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Yeah. The other story we had was Greg Popovich officially retires as head coach of the Spurs. He's going upstairs. Mm-hmm. That doesn't mean to heaven. No, he's going upstairs just in the building. Yep. I think we're actually going to have our good friend Kirk Goldsberry on Wednesday, so we'll have some pop stories. But 29 seasons, five titles, 1,422 wins. Pretty crazy.
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Also, like, a pretty wide, deep coaching tree. Not only GMs, but coaches. I saw it, and I laughed, because on his coaching tree was Jim Boylan. Love that. Like, leave that off. Yeah. Get that off the coach tree. Technically, yes, it is on there, but you don't have to say it out loud. Yeah, there's a few – let me find the tweet.
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There's a few names that like – if you're a coach and you have a coaching tree, you should have a little bit of a – a bar where it's like, you know what, let's keep this guy off. So he had, uh, Jock Vaughn is another one. Maybe keep off Jim Boylan, Will Hardy, uh, PJ Colissimo, Mike Budenholzer, Joe Pronte, Mike Brown, Brett Brown, Ime, uh, James Borrego, Mitch Johnson, Becky Harmon.
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And then he had, uh, Sean Marks, GM and Messina Euro. So pretty good. You don't need Jim Boylan on
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there yeah good it's like when you're talking about belichick you don't have to say romeo cornell yeah great coordinator but maybe you don't bring him up yeah and people are now uh debating if pj carlos was not on his tree but whatever i saw the graphic sports illustrated tweet it so i'm just going let's go with the graphic i'm going with the fucking graphic yeah so i mean pop good for you can't tweet anything these days without having it to be debated endlessly no people get mad about everything everything
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Because he maybe was officially, like he was, I don't know if he started before, which would make sense. He started, he was a college coach. Yeah. He was a coach before, but then went to POP. I don't know.
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Yeah.
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Right. Right. I understand the argument of you can't do a rehabilitation tree. That's a separate tree altogether, is the rehabilitation tree. Yeah, because PJ was an NBA coach, a college coach, before he was a Spurs assistant, but he did get rehabilitated for five years. He did.
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Yeah. You know what he is? He's like a tree that grew in Pop's yard.
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Yes. So it grows taller. Struck Kentucky Derby. Thanks to our guy, Randy Moss. He'll be back on for the Preakness. He did tell us sovereignty. Make sure he's in your exotics. Yep. I like the mud. The mud made it so much fun. It's fucking crazy. It was a great race.
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Right.
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That's kind of wild. Crazy. That horse fucked. Yeah. Big time. So they all kind of did steroids?
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yeah yeah they got the steroid dna yeah but it was it was a very like thrilling race like the journalism and sovereignty down the stretch fighting uh was awesome and again it was like 20 i mean baeza too baeza was my pick it's good horse he it hurt walking away being like if they just did 100 more yards might have had it what are you gonna say hank
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No, his jizz just got used for so many different horses that... they're all not equal.
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Okay, so I'm reading it right now. We'll ask Randy this when he comes back on. You can do it now. You couldn't have done it when Secretariat was jizzing. That's why you got to save some of it just in case. One day the technology will exist. The technology didn't exist when Secretariat was in his jizz heyday.
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They should have. Oh, yeah. That would be good.
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No, but they're all different levels related to Secretariat. And they're probably also related to Seattle Slew, too. Yeah, I mean, I know there's a couple American Pharoah babies in this race, I believe. At least one. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so that wasn't a dumb question.
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Yeah. There's also, I think there's one... There's a story. I think it might be Sunday Silence. I can't remember. There's basically one horse that basically started horse racing in Japan. Yeah. All the horses in Japan are related to one horse. Genghis Khan's horse. Yeah, Genghis Khan's horse. Also, did you guys see journalism jockey Umberto Raspoli, his wife? No. That was very funny.
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They did a little... Both of them were standing there with their kids. Very nice. They were talking to him. He's five feet. His wife, who's attractive, I think is only like 5'4". She looked like a center next to him. She towered over him? It was crazy. I don't know if you can pull it up, memes, but it was a very fun.
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And they did the interview for like three minutes, and it was just crazy to see it. You just forget how small jockeys are. They're very, very small.
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Massive, but then she's only, yeah, it's like I tweeted about it and someone, I think Stanford Steve texted me. She's like, she's actually only like 5'5 or 5'4.
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It's very funny. All right, we found it, memes. You can put it into the show maybe from the telecast.
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Yes. Tim Duncan. Yeah. And Wemby. It was Tim Duncan, Wemby, Robinson, and Stephon Castle. And Tim Duncan not only doesn't look like he ever played basketball because he's got his hair out and he's like beard, but Tim Duncan and David Robinson are seven footers and they look like they're 5'11".
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It's nuts.
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He is such a freak.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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And shout out our guy Randy Moss, who we'll have back on for the Preakness. All right, so we're going to have Whitney talking all the hockey. We have Who's Back coming up. I had one other thing similar to the Rockies thing that we brought up. Fuck the Monforto brothers? Yeah, the two guys. Fuck them. They got one guy that looks like a penis. Chuck and Dave. I can't remember their names.
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We're going to get more on that, but fuck them. We should just mention the fact that Aaron Judge is – it's insane what he's doing, and it's May. Because now – May is when you start to pay attention and be like, oh, shit, from, like, around the league. Like, oh, man, this guy – Aaron Judge is hitting .423 with 11 home runs. He's hitting .423. I looked it up. There are –
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20 guys total hitting over 300 in the entire Major League Baseball, and Aaron Judge is hitting over 400. Do it in October, Aaron.
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Yeah. 400 watch would be fun. Yeah. It would be very fun. But, yeah, he's – I mean, it's crazy. How many – there's – I don't even know what the math would be. How many Major League Baseball players are there, like, batting? Like, 400 active, right? Like, you know what I mean? Let's see.
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Okay.
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Aaron Judge. We're really missing Max being able to Google things slower than what we're doing right now. Yeah, he's way better at it. Yeah, he's way better at not getting it. Aaron Judge has right now 125 at bat.
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Yeah. A weird, just a weird story from baseball. Apparently the Rays, Steinbrenner Field, where they're playing this year, is like the craziest wind possible, and they're complaining about the wind, the Rays.
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Yeah, there was an article. I couldn't read it because of the paywall, but it said, Rays facing more than opponents when hitting at Steinbrenner Field. Frustrations, including varying winds, have started to impact players and get them to change their style.
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Correct, correct, correct. That's a crazy thing, though, to complain about the wind. Mm-hmm. You can't complain about the wind.
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You can't complain about the wind. You got to just let the wind go. You got to let the wind do its thing. Wind is real. Yeah. Wind is real. You just got to let it go. You got to let it do its thing. Okay. Let's do who's back of the week, and then we have Ryan Whitney, and then we have Jordan talk after Ryan Whitney before lottery balls.
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We've got Game 7s to talk about and the Warriors... have survived, and they're marching on.
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i think it's not this upcoming weekend but the weekend after love that uh scotty shuffler did you guys see his post game like i scotty shuffler uh it doesn't seem like the most emotional guy but it's his hometown uh tournament and he had his son who was born he missed this tournament last year because his son was born uh right around this tournament remember there was the
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yep the whole we're not gonna play and then it took a while we love scotty scheffler but it was funny because they gave him a picture of him with byron nelson when he was six years old while holding his son uh and he like started to get a little emotional it was like they had to plug the computer back in it was good to see him get a little emotional he might be on that fuck you tour right now he might be on the fuck you tour he's dialed i did say he's got to get the fuck you tour going uh
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Yeah, he shot a 61, 63, 66, 63 for a 31 under. Insane. Insane. It was funny. I was tracking it because I was like, you could see right when he started on Thursday, I think he started the front nine. He was like eight under.
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Yeah, before he could even blink. And I went to look at the odds, and he was like maybe four holes in. This is after someone else had started the day, I don't know, like nine under to finish the day. Four holes in, he was like minus 150. And then like nine holes in, he was like minus 2,000 to win the tournament.
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Good who's back, Hank. Thank you. Yeah. Great who's back, Hank.
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Yeah.
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It's got everything.
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I mean, Shane Goon is just a throwback where he has a vertical of one inch, and every play to the naked eye could be a travel, but he's so good around the hoop. But the Rockets, as I expected going into this series, they're a very good team. They have a very bright future. But as it happens in the NBA, you have to go through the wars, and that's kind of what happened in this series where they –
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Which does suck because I'm assuming that they won't still have tours there anymore. Yeah, I would say they probably won't. Oh, by the way, it was Michael Bay, not Bruckheimer. Michael Bay and Bruckheimer went round bar for bar for the entire 90s just being like, who's going to have the coolest summer movie? Who did Con Air? Was that Bay? I don't know. Or was that Bruckheimer?
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Let's do a little quick. You look up Bruckheimer. I'll look up Michael Bay. Okay, Bruckheimer. Because it was, it was like everything, every summer you'd be like, all right, which movie is going to be so sick this summer? Uh, Michael Bay. What did he have? What did, uh, what did Bruckheimer, Bruckheimer joint?
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I count the early 2000s as the 90s as well. Yes. Basically, I came to this conclusion the other day. The last time America was truly America was when we were selling the H2 Hummers that were just military vehicles and people were driving it to Whole Foods. Yeah, it's like Schwarzenegger has one of these, so I need one too. Yeah, when we were just doing big shit just for the fuck of it.
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Oh, man. This is going to be actually... I'm excited to see what you have, but I've got some good ones with Michael Bay.
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That doesn't count for... It's an art house. Yeah, what we're talking about.
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No, wait. That's Michael Bay. Bruckheimer. Oh, they both did it? They both did it. Oh, that's hilarious. So we're idiots. Because he's listed as The Rock. Okay. All right, but here we go. Wait, tell me Armageddon's not on there.
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Okay, so they're the same person. Yeah. Because my three were Bad Boys, The Rock, Armageddon. Top Gun. That's pretty damn good. That's pretty awesome. I got Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys 2, Transformers. These guys rock. Yeah. Wait, so they did...
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Yes, they're a tag team duo. Yeah, so they basically were like, we're both so sick at this, let's just do it together. That's why The Rock and Armageddon are two of the best summer movies of all time.
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Yeah, these guys are the best. I mean, you just named, so if we combined them, yeah, Bad Boys, The Rock, Armageddon, Gone in 60 Seconds, Pearl Harbor, Transformers. Shout out Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer.
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We got to talk to Jerry about that.
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We got to talk to Jerry. By the way, just a little.
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Yeah. Little promo. So we're going to be down in Scottsdale for the Beck Gala. Hank's already there. And our good friend, Mr. Bing Bong, Jerry O'Connell, will be there. So we'll have, I think the red carpet's going to be live streamed, and then we'll have clips of us watching game one. Are you nervous at all about Mr. Bing Bong game one?
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Are you nervous at all that Shams is reporting that the Celtics are going to make big changes in the offseason?
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The Warriors won this series by, I feel like, the smallest margins because they quit in Game 5. They lost in Game 6 when I think we all expected them to win. The Rockets were throwing size at them. Steven Adams at them, zones at them. Had some great wrinkles to push the Warriors to the brink.
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Don't understand any of the money.
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None of it makes sense to me. Okay. Good. Who's back? The Rock.
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My who's back. I have two. Actually, I have three ones real quick. Jim Harbaugh is just back because he went on Rich Eisen show and he said that he woke up like in the middle of the night the other night and just said to himself, I have to get Justin Herbert to the Hall of Fame. That was a real thought that he woke up in the middle of the night with. I love that.
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So that means – that is a sign football is coming. I'm getting very close to my first I can't wait for college football tweet. I wait until I feel it. I almost felt it the other day.
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uh also football related abdul carter uh he just can't pick a number uh he he went from saying he wanted lawrence uh uh sorry lawrence taylor's number and then he was like no lawrence taylor's like nope you can't have 56 it's retired that's the whole point of being retired and then he's like all right how about phil sims because i wore 11 in college and phil sims like also no pick it pick your own number man it's it
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Is he addicted to just – is Abdul Carter the guy everyone knows is like he only wants to hit on his friend's girlfriend? I don't know. Is Abdul Carter a loser?
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I mean, to do two numbers – the first one, I get it. Hey, linebacker, I want to play edge rusher. I want to shoot my shot. Lawrence Taylor, maybe it would be cool if he was like, you know what, this will be awesome. You'll live up to the hype. But they'd be like, no, you know what? I want 11, too. You should not ask Lawrence Taylor for the number, though. No. No. That's all he's got.
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right and again the first one I get it take your shoot your shot the second one like Penn State fans like well he wore 11 in Penn State and that's the meaningful number because you know LeVar Arrington and Michael Parsons still it's weird well that just means that he's a serial other people's number guy yeah yeah he can't he can't
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go his own way and you can be whatever number you want in the nfl now they don't care yeah so just pick any like literally any other number any number any number uh and then my last who's back is we we we didn't talk about it because it came out i think it was friday it came out um i hate to report this but uh if there had been a game seven lakers timberwolves lebron james would have not played
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Yeah, so we had the sprained MCL, right?
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But at the end of the day, when you get into a Game 7 and you have one of your best players, Jalen Green, score eight points... You can't win with that. You can't win with that. And it wasn't even Steph. It was Buddy Heald. It was the Buddy Heald game. 30 points. He was lights out. And I just think the Warriors, they basically proved that they procrastinated this series.
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Dante DiVincenzo jacked him up over the middle. Sprained MCL. Did weirdly play the last eight minutes of the game looking completely fine. But then after the game was limping in the hallway and the report came out and said, hey, guys, just so you know, he wouldn't have been able to play, even though, to LeBron's credit, he has never missed any playoff games. So that's a shame. Weird timing.
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Very weird timing. It's basically the opposite of how they do it in hockey, where you know a guy is injured for an entire playoff run, and then after the playoffs, he doesn't say it or any of his people say it. There'll be a press release from the team being like, yeah, actually, he was playing the entire hockey playoffs as a quadriplegic.
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But it'll be back in three months.
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Yeah, he actually played the entire hockey playoffs with two broken legs and no lungs.
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I'm injured.
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Yeah, and it's crazy because LeBron, not the biggest LeBron fan, he is 40. The fact that he's still doing it at 40 is insane. I don't think anyone expects LeBron to be 30-year-old LeBron anymore, so it was totally unnecessary. Maybe they just have... Maybe his team just has like a calendar reminder and they didn't double check. They're like, hey, it's it's May, early May.
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Let's make sure that we put out that press release of an injury. And they forgot to double check being like, you sure you need this this this year?
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And to not play a hypothetical game It was just so extra to be like If game 6 had happened tonight He would not be playing It sucks because I had the over and his point scored in a hypothetical game Ah shit I'm sorry for your loss Bad beat I apologize Okay Let's talk some hockey because we had a great hockey weekend. We're going to do it with Ryan Whitney, our good friend.
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And then after Ryan Whitney, before lottery balls, I think we're – instead of a Monday reading until this entire escapade dies down, it will just be Jordan of the week because we have a new story. We do. This is the worst one, by the way. After Ryan Whitney. This is the worst thing she's done.
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Oh, we'll do Stones of the Week, too. We'll do Stones of the Week and Jordana of the Week. But before we get to Ryan Whitney, PFT, you had a couple ads.
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Okay, we now welcome on our favorite guest because he's been on the most. He holds the record. He has the crown. It is Ryan Whitney, very special guest. And it's perfect timing because we just watched the Winnipeg Jets win in double overtime to complete the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs.
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And, Witt, we want to talk about the whole weekend because we had two great Game 7s, incredible Game 7s. But let's start with this game. I don't even know what to say. They scored a goal with 1.6 seconds left to force overtime. I mean, what even, how does that happen? Tell me how that happened, how that happens in that moment.
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Yeah, I'm shocked. I was shocked for the entire overtime. I was like, I can't believe we're here. I have a question about Howie Buck and then overtime question. But do you think there was any chance they were going to maybe pull him in that first period again? Because where's the line? Because he was, it was Jekyll and Hyde all series when he was away.
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And then they start game seven and it looks like, oh, fuck, he's just not seeing it again. Or like, do you think that ever was discussed?
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It was just like, holy shit, the Jets, they don't look like they know how to play hockey.
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Yeah, and the confidence has to be terrible when your goalie is not seeing it. I'd imagine it goes throughout the entire team where you're like, holy fuck, if he's not seeing it, we're screwed.
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And shorter shifts, I would imagine.
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All right, so the other game seven, Stars-Avs, Saturday night. By the way, thank you so much for giving me the Avs as my future.
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Well, I mean, listen, I said it. It was a fun ride for two games. The first two games were awesome, and then it just all fell apart. But it was an incredible series. I watched every second of the series. It was just like I know I lost, but it was an incredible series. That Avs game, though, like – I don't want to call it a choke, but tell us – start with this. The penalty on Drury.
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I know people were debating it. That felt like just like an idiotic thing to do in the moment with four minutes left. He pulls down – who did he pull down? Sagan. Sagan, yeah. He pulls him down from behind like kind of right in front of the ref. I don't know if – you tell me if that was something that usually gets called. I just thought of it more as like what are you doing, dude?
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Like why are you doing this in this moment? You can't take a power play in this moment.
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What was also going to be if we had lost Curry and LeBron in the first round, it would have been a very distinct, oh, this is really kind of over. Yep. So we get at least one more series with Steph Curry and the Warriors. And again, the Rockets are... Now... Should they have worn the H-Town jerseys that weren't Game 7 jerseys?
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uh explain to us how on the scale of like revenge games uh the miko ranting game for a a hat trick in game seven against a team he was on what nine months ago i mean he was traded like january ish february ish oh so it's less than that yeah i thought he was trading wasn't he traded the hurricanes first yes yeah so they got him out of the they got him out of the western conference right
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Yeah, so he was an Av for 10 years, won a cup, got traded to the Hurricanes for 13 games, and then got traded to the Stars and then just beat them with a hat trick in Game 7.
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We were sitting here when the game tipped off, and we're like, these are not Game 7 jerseys. These are the type of things that you have to learn as an organization to get back to the promised land. It is cruel, though, that the Warriors basically teased the Rockets. Steph Curry, I said this speech last week when I basically broke it down that he –
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So, also, I heard that the Glassbangers are going to be back if they get to the Western Conference Finals, which will be huge for Dallas.
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Are you in favor of how they do the NHL playoffs with the new seating? I know it's not new, but it's like, you know, whatever, however many years it's happened. But, like, you get a situation where it happened last year with the Stars and the Knights.
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It happens this year with the Avs and the Stars where these – I think the Avs were the second-best team on points in the Western Conference and the Stars were the fourth. And it's like these two teams could be – and they have to play in the first round.
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He killed the James Harden Rockets, let them rebuild, completely dismantle their team and then rebuild it back up. And then he's still standing there at 37 years old, killing them again. And then to tease them, they teased them because I think the whole world thought that the Warriors, especially with the way they treated game five. where they were like, we're not going to play the second half.
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Wait. All right. We want to talk about the East, but give me this because I took the Avs and they lost, so I don't have any futures or anything left in the Stanley Cup playoffs. I'm going to start rooting for storylines. I know McDavid is at the top of the list, but give me a couple other guys who, like, if they win, it's like, damn, this was awesome for them. They deserve to win a cup.
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We've got this in the bag. They didn't. They actually didn't. They didn't try out new things against the big lineup. It took them Friday losing at home to then go to Sunday and beat the Rockets soundly, and now we get the Warriors next round.
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Number one, Jamie Benn. Okay.
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The, the, the, we were laughing about the lightning, uh, Panthers, uh,
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He doesn't want to be out there. And they just didn't have enough offense. I mean, they hit six threes tonight. I know that the Rockets were a little bit of a throwback in the fact that they would throw a bunch of size out there. But we got a goal.
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That did not go well. That did not go well. Here's one bad thing for if you're doing like Team of Destinies, one name that we forgot, Brent Burns on the Hurricanes. He's a guy who if he lifted the cup, everyone would be like, he's like 41 years old.
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We're going to talk to Whitney about that in a second. That was an incredible game as well. Wow. Blues, they got to be sick after that. But yeah, the Rockets have a bright future. They will be back. They could make a move for Giannis. I feel like Kevin Durant wants to be a Rocket, but the Rockets are probably like, we're good.
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In the future, you can go like real throwback with your jerseys if you're the Rockets.
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By the way, special shout out to Strom because he's a big AWL. Met him in the Bahamas. Great guy. Great dude.
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All right. I want to get some people mad on Twitter. So give us, there's eight teams left. Yep. Rank them one through eight. If you had to put your life on the line, chances to win the cup. One through eight.
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That's what we're trying to do.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is just, yeah. Have to survive. Dallas. If any teams from five through eight win, then you're dead.
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But it was just, I mean, again, Steph in a game seven. And Draymond in game seven, who every single game in this series, he did something. He spasmed his whole body at Fred Van Vliet's face.
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So six, I'll give you six, seven, eight. If six, seven, or eight win, then you're dead.
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Yeah, deal's a deal. How was the birthday party? You had your one-year-old's birthday party today.
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And there's no reason to have a birthday party outside of family for a kid that's one, two, or even three because they don't have friends yet.
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They just have kids that if they go to preschool or something, they have kids they play next to.
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Bad news for you. They're out.
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There were some good first-round series this year. Yeah, like the Nuggets Clipper series.
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Yeah. What about LeBron saying that he wasn't – did you like that move where after he got eliminated, he had his team – put out that he wouldn't have played game six if it had gone game six.
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Yeah. And Jimmy Butler. I mean, like... They're just good. Yeah, but it was – Steph had – this is the crazy stat of the game because Steph wasn't incredible shooting. He was – I think for the first quarter and a half he had zero points. He ended up with 22.
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No. Dude, I spent three hours. I was in between T-ball and a birthday party yesterday was the emergency room.
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And, wait, you know me well enough. Do you think me, I would want to spend fucking Derby Saturday in an emergency room for a bit? That's not something. Very true. I would have gone on, like, you know, Wednesday and taken a picture of something. I literally, you could see I had a picture from my son's T-ball, and, like, two hours later, same shit, just laying on a bed.
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And I was like, this fucking sucks.
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PFT and I do dock after every single episode before we leave. We put our penises together.
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That might be part of it.
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But I felt like the Warriors were like, hey, we're going to use our guys to just box out their big guys and we have to get more active with our guards. Steph had 10 rebounds tonight. 10 rebounds. Yeah. Pretty damn good. Really good. And that was clearly, you know, something they were trying to do. And Jimmy had eight rebounds. So it's like everyone else box out and you guys go get the boards.
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Oh, the classic. Yeah, that's where he just really lost.
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When I saw that one today when he was like, I'm getting doxxed and harassed, I was like, he's not a serious person.
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And you responded, too, with the handshake. That's the thing. We all get a bunch of random bets thrown our way. I don't take them. But if I take them, I'll let you know it.
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Probably. Absolutely.
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All right. Witt, we're going to let you go because Biz is actually about to wrap up. Awesome. I got one last question for you. Roback question. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Promo code TAKE. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com. Promo code TAKE. We got to make sure Hank is still here. I think he's still here. He's in Scottsdale for the Beck Gala.
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Did you hear, Witt... Hank is such a big hockey fan that when the playoffs started, he said that he found out the Bruins weren't in it because he looked at the schedule and didn't see them. That's when he found out.
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The Buddy Heald game. Maybe the most athletic. Well, Air Bud. 12 for 15. Yeah. It's pretty insane. He was lights out. I love having a guy like Buddy Heald where it's like you know it's in there. We saw him in college. We know that at any point he could just go nuclear. He just got to step into the clay role. Just do a clay impression.
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He's the perfect market research for when it's like, you know, when the Stars and the Panthers play in the finals, everyone's like, well, the ratings are going to be terrible.
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If hockey was smart, and this is something the NBA should do too, is that they should basically take two days in the fall when the NFL is going on, have it be like Tuesday night and Friday night are hockey nights.
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I know, but the whole league. I'm saying the whole league plays and they don't play on the weekends in football season. Because then it would feel like an event where it's like we know it's Tuesday, we know it's Friday, the entire league's playing.
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I think it's a great idea. I like it because, I mean, we better win. If we don't win. Oh, yeah, we have to win.
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Yeah, no, it's more fun. It's definitely more entertaining, yeah. Like, France is awesome.
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Yeah?
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He had zero points on Friday night after we put him in our party. Also, sometimes like clay. Yeah, sometimes like clay. Okay, let's talk about the other game seven we saw on Saturday night. Our Nuggets Clippers... Let's first say credit to Nuggets. They were underdogs in this series.
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That's pretty cool. That's very Florida.
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All right, Witt. Thank you. You're the best. And maybe I'll just start rooting for the Oilers again.
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Their games are just so late, but I'll...
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What about what about the what about the woman? I think she might be an Asian woman who dresses up like the cup. She rocks.
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Only Biz would have the scouting report of the boobs that were going to be on national television like 24 hours in advance. He's like, hey, heads up, guys. This is going to be a storyline. There are some cannons coming tonight, boys.
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All right, Whit, we'll talk to you. Everyone tune in to Spin Chicklets. They're going to get into it with Yans and Biz, Ian Grinelli even more. And the live stream they did on Thursday, I want to say, where they had Kachuk, they had Will Arnett. It was so entertaining.
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So they have the best hockey stuff all playoffs long.
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That's how it feels. All right, boys. Podcasting's not easy. All right. Thanks, Whitney. We'll see you guys.
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It felt like at times that they were not the better team, and then they absolutely demolished the Clippers on Saturday night. And it wasn't even – I never thought – Jokic is so good that his greatness –
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Okay, let's wrap up the show. We promise everyone. We got the Jordan of the week. We got the kidney stones of the week. Stones. Yeah, I mean, I told you, PFT, when you had your stones, it's like the torch is now back to me because we've been doing this for years now where you get it, I get it, you get it, I get it. We go back and forth. We're the number one kidney stone influencers in the world.
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Yeah. We're your influencers. Are you nervous, though? Because so how it happened, I had one in November, I want to say, and then you got yours like two weeks ago. Are you nervous that I took it back so quickly? Now it's up to you again.
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Yeah, I think the worst part of this one, I mean, once you have them, you kind of know the plan. So that's the only nice thing is like I went to the hospital again because I was like, you know, my stomach feels like it's going to explode. My back feels like it's going to explode. I think it's a kidney stone, but what if it's not?
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And then as soon as I got the CT scan, they're like, yeah, you got kidney stones. I was like, I'll take it from here.
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Give me the Flomax. I'll piss my pants. Let's just do it. They didn't give you the ultrasound, did they? No, it was a CT scan or a CAT scan. Yeah.
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This one was a little interesting too because I was just sitting there losing all my horse races all Kentucky Derby Saturday. And then also I had the extra added part of like I took – I'm not trying to say I'm a hero, but I went from my son's t-ball game to the ER to then taking my son to a birthday party. And in between, he was just like, where'd you go?
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And I was like, I got rocks in my belly again. And he, deadpan, was just like, are you eating rocks? He asked me that. He's like, how are you getting them? Are you eating them? Kind of. Yeah, I don't know. Sodium is kind of a rock, I guess. Yeah. I think this one, I'll say this. I think I'm going to start making some lifestyle changes. Like what? I'm thinking I might... I don't know. Do I?
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becomes almost this weird standard where if he doesn't have triple doubles you're like what's wrong with yokich yeah and so even though he was great in this series he wasn't like yokich great like out of this world but the rest of the nuggets stepped up with christian brown was awesome it was incredible christian brown has become really really good really really good russell westbrook we're dead like they don't win this series without russell westbrook energy
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I think I'm going to get a dietician. I'm going to eat salad. Nutritionist. I've committed to eating salad every day.
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Hank, that was really disrespectful. I'm trying to have a moment.
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I understand, but I need someone to tell me what to do.
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Okay. I am not going to do that on my own volition. I need someone to basically be like, here is what you can and cannot eat. Don't be a shithead. Like, maybe, like, you know what I need to do is I need to do, remember when people figured out that cigarettes were bad? I still don't believe that. Yeah. That's a bunch of bunk.
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I need to just put, like, a picture of my kids next to, like, every pint of ice cream I eat at night. So you have to look at them? Yeah. I still will eat the ice cream. But you'll feel sad. You'll feel sad when you do it. I'll probably just, what will end up happening is I'll probably just save a little for them. Be like, oh, yeah, my kids want some ice cream, too.
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Listen, this time is a little different than my last time. This time I have had random bouts of nausea and just puked twice the last two days where it's like I was just sitting, minding my own business in my house, and just all of a sudden felt like I had taken a shot of tequila, like the 14th drink of the night. So I have morning sickness, too. Yeah. So it is harder than pregnancy. Yeah.
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It's harder than pregnancy. Yeah. Either way, this podcast. Yeah, we do. We do podcasts and we do we do kidney stones. And I think we are. I captioned it. We're we're built differently and then parentheses poorly. Poorly. We're just built poorly. But also, our urethras are strong. True. They're iron. They're titans. Probably the strongest dickholes of any podcast. Yeah, and dick tubes.
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Adam22? I was going to say, maybe out and about. Out and about, yeah. Or at least the Mount Rushmore of dickholes. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Also, shout out all of our listeners who've had this because we have a lot of listeners who hit us up every time this happens.
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Or either that or getting them PSA graded and knowing that Darren Revell will probably purchase them.
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I think a good amount. Yeah. 20K. 20K? Mm-hmm. I like that. I could pay for my nutritionist. I'm going to get a nutritionist right in your face, Hank. Watch out. Watch out. It's going to happen.
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Listen, I've floated the theory before that there could be a chance, like in 10 years, we get a, like, hey, do you know how bad podcasting was for these guys? Like the CTE crisis for the NFL. Bob Lay is going to come out of retirement and have to do an E60 podcast. And be like, these guys put their lives on the line every single day. And podcasting has them both dead at 50.
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Tell the truth. Are you putting rocks in our food?
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Okay, because it would actually be hilarious if Hank was like, Long Con guys, I've been putting little pebbles in all of your food. Every day. I would respect the fuck out of that.
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Yeah, I've somehow kept right underneath the threshold. It's five millimeters, and I've got right now in my stomach a four and a three cooking around.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Yeah. Yeah. And Aaron Gordon was awesome as well. So it was like the whole team kind of came together. Maybe the Michael Malone who we like, maybe that firing was actually smart. Or maybe they got to fire their coach again.
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No, I do not. All right. That's enough stone talk. Until next time, whenever PFT gets his next. It literally could be any second. Yeah, we need the draft music. Adam Schefter needs to report that I had a kidney stone and PFT, you're officially back on the clock.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Some guy had a very mean tweet that made me laugh that got like, I don't even follow this person, but it got so much traction it ended up on my timeline. Hold on. I got to find it.
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Yeah. Hold on. I'm kidding. I was like, dude, it's a kidney. So not gout. I will get gout eventually. It is from 7-Eleven Truth or he said Barstool Sports is cool. It's like BuzzFeed only employed. It's like Buzz. It's like if BuzzFeed only employed men with gout.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Yeah, shout out that guy. Good burn.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Oh, well, Large has more gout than anyone in the world.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Oh, anytime I step to the plate and being like, I'm having this health issue, there is obviously a lot of AWLs and fans who are very nice and reach out and they're like, but I would say 50% of the responses are, I'm just a pinata. And they step right up and they're like, you posted donuts four hours ago, dude. Yeah, it's true.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Yeah. All right. The big story, though. Jordan. Hank.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
They have been pretty good since he got fired.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Wait, just like a regular Dunkin' commercial in the middle of the week that you're watching? It was a Super Bowl commercial.
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Yeah, I feel like this is the third they've never seen anything like it of the week for Jordan. Yeah. So actually, she's... She is someone that we've never seen before. She's so exceptional. Like when bronze sexuals say witness, we're witnessing greatness right now.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Good boyfriend move.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Yeah. And also, if you're wondering, Hank, will anyone speak up for Jordan outside of us? Because we do. Her ex-boyfriend actually did. And he happens to be 64 years old.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Everyone's got a type, right? I spit up when I saw his picture.
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Oh, brutal.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Remember the one that I had, Hank, similar, the Arnold Schwarzenegger? Yeah. I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger outside of a hotel in L.A., and I was just like, hey, Arnold's a huge fan. Can I get a picture? He goes, yeah, and he just never stopped walking. And by the time I got my phone out, he was gone. Yeah, we had him on PMT. Yeah, that's right. I told him. That's my move. Yeah, I told him that. Yeah.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
All right, so Jordan, what do we think, Hank?
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She is just dating adult pluses. Mm-hmm. Everyone's got a type. Extra adult.
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Okay, yeah, Jordan's got to worry about football. Football season's coming up. She's got to worry about football. And we're good. I love this story. I hope it never ends.
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Oh. Isn't that crazy? I guess that would make sense because I think Oscar Robinson, yeah, didn't. And then Russell Westbrook that year.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Yeah.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Yeah, great job. Everyone respond, great job, Jordan. Great tweet, Jordan. Jordan. Jordan, maybe put the accent. Jordan, correct. Yeah, it's Jordan. Okay, let's finish up. Good show, boys. Hank, you're ahead of us. Sorry. So this game's over? No, no. Oh, okay. All right. Numbers three.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
21 was Shane. Hank, what was your guess? Do you know it? What was your guess? Yeah. 97! I feel like that hits a lot, too.
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Yeah. Wow.
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
Yeah. But this game is about one thing. James Harden, who... I think you could have already made the case he didn't need this game, but is he the biggest choker? I don't know if it's choker or just bright lights scares him away guy of all time, because at this point. It is now four different teams that he's done this with. It's the same story every year. He's great in the regular season.
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He can be great in the beginning of a series. He even had 13 assists in this game, which is obviously distributing the ball. But he scored...
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Ryan Whitney Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Warriors And Nuggets Advance, Kentucky Derby + Jordon Update Of The Week
seven points seven points and he even had us a little off the scent because in game six which is technically an elimination game for the Clippers he played really well but then when the bright the lights get the brightest and it's game seven uh he's a complete no-show and it's it's not even there's not even a debate anymore yeah it's more just like The only debate is, is he number one all time?
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And I think he is.
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I saw a perfect tweet for it. Philly, the boss shadow at Philly, the boss. He said, James Harden is going to get you to the playoffs. The rest is your business. Yeah. He's like, that's it.
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And I think this is the first time that there really is just not even anyone saying, oh, but the, you know, like the, oh, the year. that they lost in Game 7 in Brooklyn, the Kevin Durant foot on the line, he was very injured. True. But, like, those aren't even discussed anymore. The hamstring, right? Yeah, it's just all... When you get to Game 7, James Harden isn't going to be there.
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And I think maybe genius move by Kawhi to have James Harden on your team, because this is the... We did have healthy Kawhi, and he got bounced in the first round as a favorite. So, I don't know. Like, that was – I kind of wanted more out of Kawhi here, and it didn't happen. Yeah. And the good news is, like, James Harden knows all of this. He knows. He hears it. He sees it.
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He knows what his legacy is. Kawhi, I don't think, has a computer, so this won't bother him whatsoever.
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Yeah, for James Harden's strip club season, for Kawhi, it's, you know, I would imagine, yeah, sitting in like an empty room. It's control of the lead season. He's in the basement at Severance. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, this was... Credits to the Nuggets. I thought the Clippers were going to win this series. I really did. I thought they were the better team. And the Aaron Gordon game.
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And then this game was so weird, too, because the Clippers were up after a quarter. And then towards the end of the first half, the Clippers just started losing. And then they start the second half, and the Nuggets just ended the game.
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Yeah, no, it wasn't that close.
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Can I ask a question, too, about the NBA scheduling-wise? They place these series with some of the weirdest scheduling decisions where it's like you play on Sunday and then you don't play again until Thursday. Why are the Nuggets playing on Tuesday night against the Thunder? That's the most auto loss I've ever seen on a schedule ever.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
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And then I also had Tyler Warren has small hands and wing size, which I still would bet on him being a very good player, but loser. How small? His hands? I think it was like eight and three-fourths. Yeah, it's pretty small. Pretty small. And his wing size, shockingly small. I have a winner. Again, I think I would bet on Tyler Warren being a good pro.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Also winner, Mason Taylor, because he ran the line drill where you catch it, catch it, run straight across the field. And it was actually beautiful to watch because his steps never deviated from the line. It was a perfect, perfect drill. So winner.
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Well, I'd fall on my face. Yeah. We already know that. Okay. Anything else from the NFL? I don't think so. I think that was pretty much it from the weekend. We have free agency starting soon. I think the franchise tag deadline is Tuesday. So we're going to find out what the Bengals are going to actually do. And then legal tampering starts. Then legal tampering starts.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
All right. National Sports Podcast. Should we do a little? Let's do it. This is March. Yeah, this is March. You made it. Well, my first National Sports Podcast note was Ovi. Ovi scored another goal.
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I believe so.
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Now we're just looking at a huge tuna. Max, look up hashtag tuna. This will definitely work.
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Oh, there it is.
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Tuna.
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Yeah, big tuna. Love that.
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Tuna. Okay, yeah, this is March, though. It is March. Big time. Had a great college basketball weekend. Hank, at what point, let's just get this out of the way, at what point are you going to start fading? I have not lost in March yet, just so everyone knows. I'm 8-0 in bets. I assumed Hank faded me when I got to like 5 or 6-0. When are you going to do it? Is it going to be Monday?
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Is it going to be tonight? It might be. It's going to be tonight. It might be. Okay. All right. I know you're so in my head about it that I know that when you do actually fade me, that will be when I lose.
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I did feel very stupid explaining to my wife that I was like, I might not lose a bet in March. And she looked at me like, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said. I've said much dumber. But as of right now, I have not lost in March. So what if I don't lose in March?
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
All right, so college basketball Saturday was awesome. Tennessee. That was such a good game. Buzzer beater. Nate Oates, all-time choke job. Just two timeouts, not calling a timeout when your team is getting a five-second call. Taking his bigs out of the lineup on the free throw. Just choking it. Choking it. He lost that game more than Tennessee won it? He said it after.
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He's like, I was not good in the last 30 seconds of that game.
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I think that's just also what old people do. He's just wasting away right now. Old people just get skinny and they just waste away. So that could be... It could be bad. We also had... No, he looks like normal Rick Barnes.
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He looks old. We also had Rick Pitino, white suit, finally came back. They actually struggled a little bit, but they have clinched. They won the Big East. Congrats to Coach Pitino. The white suit looked awesome. They did a whiteout at the Garden. Uh... Auburn is just really fucking good.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
That's that was my big they went into Kentucky and they whooped the shit out of Kentucky, a game that Cal would have lost. They feel.
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Yeah. Well, it's Auburn and Duke. I keep trying to figure out. I keep trying to figure out who else could win, and it's going to be Auburn and Duke.
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Houston and Bama. Oh, you're going to be a Bama guy? You're going to be a Nate Oates guy?
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Also, Kansas is very sad. Kansas lost to Texas Tech, who is a very good team. But then they had a controversy after a Kansas player posted. It was some fucked up things the fans were sending him. And then Bill Self had to release a statement basically saying, we're trying our best. It just doesn't feel good for Kansas right now.
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which which also speaks to how good Kansas is historically because they are still a tournament team they're probably a five seed maybe a six and uh they have 11 losses but it's still it's time in in in Lawrence where they're releasing statements yeah uh and saying like this is really bad so right now they're saying the last four in Oklahoma Indiana Ohio State Texas
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
I'll say this pre-selection Sunday. We don't know how the conference tournaments are going to go. Texas does not deserve to be in. They're bad. If Drake gets kept out instead of Texas, if Drake doesn't win their conference, I'll be very upset. The bubble is... Like, some of these teams are just bad teams that, because some of the smaller teams haven't had great seasons, I'll be very upset.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
So I'm going to say right now, Drake deserves to be in no matter what. Absolutely deserves to be in no matter what. Yeah, Texas got smoked by Georgia. And, like, that was a game they needed. All right, so, yeah, they have Drake as a 12 seed right now. What do they have Wisconsin at? Two or three? Three. Yeah, the Michigan State game was tough. Drake, Oregon. Michigan State's really good.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
First round. um i also let's see oh shout out uh omaha the team i don't know if you guys have seen but they've been doing these wrestling themes all throughout the season and it's very cool like just small time basketball uh getting some energy they they did a what this what this has a lenardi oh the
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
He's probably napping. He doesn't like to do his job. He only has one job. Can you find the Omaha video, though? They won the conference, and it was very funny because they had the chancellor pop out of a garbage can with the belt on. Yeah. And it was just a very funny visual because it's like a smaller Asian woman is the chancellor and she just pops out of a garbage can for them.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
And they're what I love about college basketball, like these these teams in the smaller conferences going on these awesome runs. They still obviously got to win to get in, but it's very fun. No, that's not it.
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Again, there were some consequential games. Michigan losing to Illinois. Look at this.
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I love this. That's awesome. Omaha Chancellor popping out.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
No offense, Texas. I've watched Texas play. The SEC is so deep that, you know, what does Texas have? Five conference wins or something? So that's the problem is that we're getting to 12, 13, 14 teams in the SEC. It's like, all right, we got to stop some point. Drake deserves, and again, Drake could just be in because they could win their tournament.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
But that will piss me off if we have some of these teams that were really bad, but they were in a good conference. I don't need that.
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Xavier should be in. Xavier's been playing hot. It will all work out. It will all work out. Yeah, look, they have Xavier in as a first four. Nova, next four out. I need Max to get all the way back in on Nova. I really need it. They got the talent. By the way, congratulations, PFT, on winning the Sun Belt.
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Insane.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
Yeah, it's going to be an awesome tournament. Also, congrats to South Alabama, Arkansas State, and Troy for winning the Sun Belt. It was funny watching all four teams. 30% of the league won.
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Well, I mean, four is a very funny visual. It is.
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When? When we went to the Wisconsin game. I got caught up. Yeah, what are you talking about? I got caught up in Bucky Fever. You were right next to me doing the same thing. I know. I just thought it was funny. 30% is very funny. It was watching all of them post it. It's like, that's pretty cool.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
Do it. I'm pretty confident in their first round this year. They're not like last year where A.J. Stewart decided to.
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Yeah, right, right, right.
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But, yeah, I have zero happiness in my life. There's the bracket right there.
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It is insane. And it's going to be great because we already started. I think there was a conference tournament game tonight. We've already started conference tournament week. But I need Max back in. We need to get Max back in. Yeah. All the way back in. The last thing I had for the National Sports Podcast, do we... Can anyone make sense of the NBA debate?
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LeBron faces this league, future faces this league. Can anyone make sense of what's going on other than I don't understand? Here's what I don't understand. Anthony Edwards said he didn't want to be the face of this league. Anthony Edwards doesn't get to decide that. No. We get to decide that. Well, not only that, but when has there ever been a face of a league that didn't win? Right.
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Winning matters. You have to win a championship to be considered a face of this league. Agreed. Obviously, if you win, that doesn't automatically mean you're the face of the league. Jokic could be the face of the league, but he doesn't like the media. You could make the argument Tim Duncan won a lot. He was never the face of the league.
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I don't understand how Anthony Edwards saying I don't want to be the face of the league. Like, dude, no one said you were. You haven't won anything yet. Yeah.
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Well, it's the old guys. Yeah. Is LeBron the face of the league? It's LeBron and his stuff.
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He's playing the video right now. Do you want to talk about that at all, Hank? What happened for the listeners that don't know?
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
Wait, it says right here they were up 25-3.
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Also, Joe Embiid's out for the year.
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I really need the Bulls not to make the play-in game.
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Matthew Stafford is staying in Los Angeles with the Rams today. Ski trip didn't work out for Tom Brady. Ski trip did not work out. Well, it did work out for the rest of us because we got a reporter fight out of it. But yes, Matthew Stafford staying with the Rams, which I always thought made the most sense because...
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It's become a big story because LeBron, I don't understand. And then LeBron said the media, you wouldn't want to be the face of the league because the media is so mean. I don't think the media is that mean to NBA players. I think Twitter is, like the faceless Twitter trolls are. But the media, yeah, Shaq and Chuck, they do a show that busts on people. But I actually think the NFL has way more...
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of a media microscope on their players.
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It's just, it's very weird to me because LeBron and, and it like talking about respecting the game and stuff. And, and listen, I think JJ Reddick's doing a great job. He's a friend of the program. JJ Reddick also did say that the, you know, in the fifties and sixties, there were plumbers.
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So, I mean, he was part of that media at one point, but he also respects... I know he did a show that he was respecting the game a lot and how skilled these guys are. LeBron gets endless praise. I don't understand why he is pretending like he's getting torn down all the time. I mean, he does get shit on. He gets shit on, but it's not like... Again, it's by idiots like me and idiots online.
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We don't mean anything. So, yeah, I think trolls are the face of the NBA right now. Yeah, he's basically saying the trolls run the show. They run the league, yeah.
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It's crazy to me. I don't get it. The face of this league, again, you don't get to decide who's the face of this league. It's going to be whoever is a young dynamic player who wins a title. And Jason Tatum, you think he's got the aura?
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It's also just such a funny thing to say, like, who's the face of this league? He might be the shoulders of this league. He does have six shoulders.
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The Rams were, you could make the argument, they played the Eagles the toughest in the playoffs. They almost won that game in the first quarter. And they had a really bad start to the season, but then they played great down the stretch. It feels like they still have a window with Matthew Stafford. I think it's a two-year deal.
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He wasn't even on Team USA. Can you play the clip? This discussion about face of this league has been happening pretty much nonstop for five days now, and all I can think about is Scotty Barnes, future face of this league.
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No one talks about this video.
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Let's find it. It's the Raptors head coach, Coach Darko, talking about Scottie Barnes' future face in this league. But yeah, LeBron, I don't get it. LeBron's also done active campaigns like GOAT campaigns. He's actively trying to get people to be like, hey, you're the GOAT.
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So to then turn it around and say the media is the problem is weird. That's why he's going to start his own league. Yeah. Yeah. He's just listening to the trolls too much.
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We made that part up.
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Oh, Max.
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Yeah, I don't. NBA players are upset. And then, yeah, LeBron went on with SVP.
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Yeah, last week.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Okay, let's see who's back. Then we have Nick Sirianni. Is anything happening in the Oscars that we care about at all? Uh, no. Okay. Jerry O'Connell's there. That was our Oscars recap. Good Oscars recap. Jerry O'Connell looks hot.
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I saw A Complete Unknown. I saw Concave, and I saw Moana 2. I don't think I saw any of them. And I think there was a new Paw Patrol movie. Yeah. I liked Conclave. I liked A Complete Unknown.
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What's that?
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What's that? What is that?
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About what?
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Yeah, I had it as well.
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Pretty fucked up to do the week that Gene Hackman died.
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That's a good point. Because he was a human being and his wife. And he just decided that, oh, this is the week I'm going to do it. Gene Hackman just died.
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No, he's doing a retirement tour. And he turned heel on his retirement tour. Correct. So he said that he would never, ever turn heel. There was many chances for him to turn heel, and then in his retirement tour going up to WrestleMania, he has gone heel pretty crazy. How did he go heel?
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And why would you, if you're Matthew Stafford, it never made sense, want to go to the Giants? No offense to the Giants, but the Giants aren't going to win a Super Bowl. The Rams could conceivably, in the next two years, compete for a Super Bowl. It would be crazy to leave that situation. So, yeah, he's set. And now it's a question of where Aaron Rodgers will go.
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Yeah, Rock said, hey, do it. Rock's also heel right now. It's awesome. I mean, I don't watch wrestling anymore, but I think about moments when I was a kid watching wrestling. When a good guy does turn heel, it is electric. So is he going to change out the jorts for leather pants? I don't know.
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Yeah, it's pretty cool. It was a shocking moment, and it makes WrestleMania great. And Triple H is running, basically, WWE now, and it seems like he's doing a good job.
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Yeah. And actually, I know people were saying, like, It's an all-time moment, and Travis Scott was there, which is confusing. I think it actually is kind of funny because they were focused on Travis Scott being there, saying this makes no sense, and then you have the heel turn, which is shocking, so it kind of elevated the shock factor of it.
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No, he's Team Cancer. Okay. Yeah. It's got to be. I mean, I would like to interview him again and just ask the same questions and see if he remembers. But yeah, Gene Hackman, upstaged by John Cena turning heel. R.I.P. R.I.P. Gene Hackman. Awesome. Awesome actor. Hoosiers. Best. Crimson Tide.
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Yeah, that changed everything.
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Yeah.
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Royal Tenenbaums. Yeah, yeah.
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Great.
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Yeah. So grumpy. Okay. I had John Cena as well. I guess I'll pivot to my second one. Daylight Savings is back this Saturday. Finally. Getting the later. What is it?
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Yeah. So we're finally going to have a little more light out at night. Golf time. Ready to go. Wait, it actually is? Oh, fuck. Sunday, March 9th. Shit.
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Damn it. Although... I was joking. I thought it was still another two weeks.
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Shit. I swear to God, I thought that we had until like the second or third week of March and I was doing this... That might be it. Might be over. The joke might be over. I fucked up. What? This actually might be the last time.
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Yeah, it's just something that people like to say.
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We'd actually lose... Yeah, we'd lose. And people... I always was like, let's not do it because I don't want it to go get dark at 4.30. And someone said once, well, what about kids going to school in pitch black? And I was like, good point. That's a fair point. Yeah. Because if we didn't do it, it would stay light out till 5.30 or 6 o'clock, but the sun wouldn't rise till like 8 a.m.
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Which would kind of be fucked up if you had kids having to go to school in pitch black and like walking on the streets, like getting on buses and stuff.
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Yeah. Run it back. Get those solar panels on your house in New Jersey. Finally, get them fully installed.
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Because I really did think that it was not even close. I thought it was halfway through March. That's huge. That's so huge. What are you doing? You just looking at the weather, Max? I mean, I do it all the time. How are we looking?
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But you know what? The sun was nice this weekend. What do we got next Tuesday? This is good. Our weather report. Oh, I'm seeing 40s and 50s. We can deal with 40. Anything in the 40s is fine. 40s feel tropical right now.
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Then it's on. Then it's fucking on. Wait, is that? Chalamet lost best actor. 63 on March 11th. Put your circle it.
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Oh. When St. Patty's Day is.
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Yeah, and then it feels like the Raiders might be in the Sam Darnold market from what everyone is saying.
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Yeah, I miss getting fucked up on St. Patrick's Day. Should I do it?
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Yeah.
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Send the kids away. I just leave food out for him. Yeah. It's fine. Put a timer. One of those cat food distributors. We've got an issue in my house right now. There's an obsession with Max's butt. The Katz family loves Max's butt.
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It was because of the combine on Thursday, which I fell, and then I came home, and little kids just love any type of injury, and they just asked me a thousand questions about my knee, and then to get them distracted, I was like, look, here's my buddy Max. His butt was hanging out, and now all they... My daughter literally was asking two days later, like, can I see Max's butt?
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They're obsessed with his butt. It'll come out again soon. Yeah. Always does. Max is just a hit in my house. There's been a lot. I've sent him the videos. There's just been a lot of discussion about Max's butt. I need to see Max's butt.
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Can I see Max's butt? I want to see Max's butt. It's something about my genetics. Just got to see Max's butt.
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All right. Let's do our interviews. We got Nick Sirianni, Diana Rossini, and then we'll finish off with lottery balls.
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Yeah. And Kirk Cousins is going to be a backup. But this was the big, because if Stafford had gone somewhere else, it would obviously had a chain reaction down the line.
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Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very, very special guest. It is Super Bowl champion head coach Nick Sirianni from the Philadelphia Eagles. Does that sound good? Has that gotten old yet?
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My first question, actually, and you can be honest with us, I think it's bullshit that you have to go back to work only three weeks after winning the Super Bowl. I was thinking about it. You're an indie right now. You're doing work. Was there a part of you like – Me personally, if I won a Super Bowl, I'd fuck off forever. I wouldn't get that hunger back. But how is it like it's it's bang bang.
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The NFL schedule doesn't stop.
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OK, so so be honest with this one, too. At what point during the Super Bowl were you like, we got this? It's over because I know the coach speak. You can be like it's you know, you got to play 60 minutes. You never know. It's Patrick Mahomes. But I mean, come on. Halfway through the third quarter, you like this is it's over.
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That was very nice of you, but you beat their fucking ass. You did. It was an ass kicking. It was an ass kicking.
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Yeah.
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Did you see the Dax cap hit, I believe? They'll probably restructure it and kick the can down the road, but I think I saw Florio report that Dax... Cap hit this year is $90 million. Dak Prescott's cap number for 2025 is set to be nearly $90 million. A restructuring could drop it as low as $51 million.
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Can I tell you when I think you won the Super Bowl? When I was like, I think this is over? When you didn't cry during the national anthem. Was there any part of you that was like, this time, don't cry? Because that was also when you lost the Super Bowl in 2022. It was like, dude, you can't cry during the National Anthem. You've got to save the tears for winning the Super Bowl.
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Was there a part of you in game prep where you're like, okay, I know they're going to sing this song. Don't cry.
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Yeah. Um, is that, is you have three kids, right? Three. Which one is your favorite human shield?
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And it would have been bad because obviously after – it was at the Cleveland game where you brought your kids to the podium. That's where you're going with this. Great move, by the way. I tip my hat to you. I have three kids. I know that – listen, I love my kids, but really their purpose is if I ever get into trouble, I'm just going to bring them around and be like, look at my three kids.
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They'll keep kicking the can until they inevitably take a massive cap hit after he's no longer on the team. $90 million. I don't understand the cap.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. It's also very funny because it's like, how do you stop the tush push? Like, don't let the Eagles get to fourth and two. There's three other downs. Stop them.
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We've been putting a lot of respect on your name even before the Super Bowl because it is – like when you take a step back, I know Philly's a tough place to coach sometimes, but you guys – I think you have the highest winning percentage of any active head coach right now. Four years in the playoffs, two NFC Championship games, Super Bowl, and you've done it all coaching Italian. You're Italian.
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Is that hard where like sometimes your anger, like you want to bang on a pot and pan or like – Just scream and, like, that's got to be difficult. You're doing it all under the influence of Italian.
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Yeah. That's emotion, right?
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Do you guys – do you think you have too many Italians? You have a lot of Italians.
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I don't know. It just gets combustible.
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No, no.
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Yeah, I would say if the team suffers for it, you should care. And this feels like $90 million. Again, they'll probably restructure it. You know what? Who's a capologist that we can get on? We need to get a capologist on the show. Just explain it all to us.
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On today's part of my take, we have a twofer for the people, a little Italian twofer. We got Super Bowl champion Nick Sirianni. Awesome interview with coach. And then we have one of our favorite recurring guests, Diana Rossini, talking some football. We are going to talk some football because we had some news over the weekend. Matthew Stafford, Debo Samuel.
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This year, did you ever go to Saquon and be like, hey, dude, can you just do that 60-yard run thing where you do?
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I mean, it was insane. Was there a moment where you're like, this is just not normal? It felt like every week he'd just rip a long one.
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You think he's one of the best? You think he's a top 0-0-0-1% human? Yes. Worldwide? No chance. Yes. No chance. He's better at football than he is at football.
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Take the sunglasses down. Yes. If I had sunglasses, I'd look them down.
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You just admitted it. Thank you. Point us. He's awesome.
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He is pretty damn good. The proof is in the pudding.
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Well, let me ask you this. Coaching in Philadelphia is tough. I think it's pretty crazy the swings you've had where, like I said, you've been to the playoffs four years ago. You've gone to two Super Bowls, won one. But you were also – some of the fan base had you on the hot seat at the beginning of the year. Some people in this room had you on the hot seat.
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That would be Max. This is fake news. You 100% had him on the hot seat. Come on.
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So, Max, come in here and ask some questions. Also, let me ask you this. So, yeah, Max, come on in here. Super Bowl, after the Super Bowl, you guys go to the party. You're at the hotel. I would assume, like, this is the pinnacle of your career. People are asking for pictures. You love taking pictures with people. That's a moment that like, hey, this is what I want to do. Share it with the fans.
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Sure. Is that fair to say that you love taking pictures with people in that moment?
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But like was it – let me phrase it a different way. Would it –
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it was an appropriate time for people to ask you for pictures yeah yeah now i had to like i normally stop and take a picture with everybody right but with that mass of like i had to i had to keep going so i yeah sorry to anybody i didn't take a picture no you did so so you took a picture with pug okay did i did i ice somebody in this no no max thought he was like he was like i'm i'm so much better than everyone i'm not gonna ruin this moment and ask for a picture do you want to do a picture now
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You do it after, yeah.
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That's not true. That's not true. Yeah, you did. You had him on the hot seat. Not fired, but you had hot seat. You had your eye on Sirianni.
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Max is also very Italian. We actually are like the Eagles. We have our entire behind the scenes.
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Oh, yeah. He cosplays as Kelsey.
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Yeah. But we have all of our support staff is all Italian. So we're kind of modeling after the Eagles. Do you have too many Italians? We do have too many Italians. I think we do. Not enough. But yeah, so Max is very Italian. He gets very emotional. He might have had you on the hot seat to start the season.
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Okay, so go ahead.
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Let's get back to some fun. Well, I would imagine it makes it sweeter. Like, you know, like if everything's easy, then the great moments don't feel the same. No doubt.
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I'll take you to the candy shop. It's your birthday.
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Way better person than he was actor.
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By the way, another Italian has walked in. Diana Rossini is here. So we're full of Italians. Yeah, this is a great room. We're close to having a Rico act on this whole room.
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He wasn't a good actor. He was an actor.
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That's true. Yeah, just a couple jokes about a double murder. I mean, when he said, not guilty. Yeah. Somebody believed him. Yeah. So, yeah, Shefty, by the way, thanks to an AWL who found it. He did put Aaron Hernandez in the In Memoriam Shefty tweet, which... Now it's become the most important tweet I'm looking forward to this year.
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That's it for me. That's it for me. Do you want to apologize for putting him on the hot seat?
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Yeah.
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I know.
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Oh, yeah, we definitely spread that you were yelling at a thing. Not me. Absolutely.
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By the way, I think you misquoted Max. I think his quote was, what does he even do during games?
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I also think when Max said that you're like, you know, immortality, I would say... Until we go three and out. Yeah, one and four. You're going to be back on Max's hot seat? That's incorrect. That's incorrect.
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I think you and I would. I think Hank would. I'm on the Christmas list. Steven Chey would. Chey would for sure. I don't know if Max and memes, we'd maybe have to put a little, we'd have to maybe text them and let them know. I think Shefty would do it. Hey, Max died. Ingrown toenail.
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You better score some points. You're passionate.
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Yeah.
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You said it. Yeah. Did he tell it? Did he tip you off last year being like Quinion Mitchell? Like, Oh, yeah, he gives great insight, yeah. I just wanted to pump Jason Candle's tires because he's awesome. He's awesome, yeah.
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Well, Coach, thank you so much. Also, congrats on the new contract. I don't think it's happened yet, but winning a Super Bowl right before a contract year – Good shit. That was a good move. That's some good shit. That was a good move. Yeah. Yeah. That's some good shit. I know that you've probably been like, oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, congrats on that.
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All right, so Stafford staying with the Rams. PFT, you got Debo Samuel. Got Debo. Big time. Got Debo. You got a little upset in the group chat this weekend. A little miscommunication.
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Congrats on all the success and appreciate you stopping by.
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Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest, our good friend, Diana Rossini from The Athletic. You can listen to her podcast, Scoop City. Great podcast, by the way. Have you ever listened to it? You've never even been on it? Yeah, Diana Rossini podcast. Where's the invite?
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Well, you did not send me an invite.
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I'm going to boycott in solidarity.
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A lion doesn't concern themselves with sheep. All right. So, Diana, we're here at the Combine. What's the buzz? What's the biggest story right now at the Combine?
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We're 40.
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Also, I want it on the record that I went home at 11 o'clock, but I didn't go to sleep till 1 because I watched New Mexico lose and not cover till 1 o'clock.
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I had the community know you. I believed it. So wherever Aaron Rodgers lands, will the team let him do the Pat McAfee show per your reporting?
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Rick is very upset.
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Yeah, yeah. Was this the first year that you had an MVP vote?
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I was really thinking about him winning the MVP.
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It was showing off. Do you like New Orleans as a Super Bowl city? It was unbelievable. It was very fun.
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Yeah, yeah. You felt it.
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vindication yeah um question for you personally uh you left espn i feel like the bet has paid off how how is it going like that's a scary thing for a lot of people to leave espn because it is kind of you know the mothership and all that stuff and you've been crushing it in your new role at the athletic and your podcast do you look back and you're like that was an awesome decision by me because it's it takes balls like it was you know that's to make that jump it does
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Let it out. Let's go. Oh, he's got a document ready to go on his phone. Oh, nice. Oh, the group chat.
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So then he was like, I got it.
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Jack Mack. Jack Mack. Yeah, he actually invented Scoop City. You stole the name from him.
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Oh, Jets fans care. Jets fans care a lot.
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Now, reading a headline and basing all your facts on that is actually the correct way to do it. So memes, what do you have? Let's... Let's get it. Let's get it.
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Feelings are hurt.
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Yeah, he's definitely on the wrong side of his career, but it doesn't matter because you're signing him. It's not like you're signing him for the next five years. You're signing him for this year. You just need him to be Debo for a year. The contract's big, but who cares? If he's good for a year, it doesn't matter. Yeah, fifth round pick.
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No, he's going to be mad at you. I think it's really just like the don't shoot the messenger, shoot the message. He's just going to shoot the messenger every time.
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All right, so memes, do you have anything else besides the ultimatum that is bothering you right now?
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Oh, now it's all called into question. Wow. Now, I think that reporting was incredible.
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I also stand by that reporting. That's a fact.
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It's a start. That could also work. That could also work.
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Yeah.
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They're a dumpster fire. Did you call me like, I hate you? No, they're a dumpster fire. No, it's usually, I actually appreciate reporters because they bring to light things that should be brought to light. So it's like when there's a problem, I want it reported so that they can be embarrassed by that problem.
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Yeah, it would be one thing if you signed him and you're like, all right, new long-term contract for Debo. Yeah, he probably has lost a step and he's not the same as he was, but it doesn't matter. You just need like 85% of Debo for a year. Yeah, I'm pumped to watch Debo. So what was the anger about? So the anger, so here, I'll read it to you guys. So memes, so PFT said fifth round pick fleeced.
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You would rather like the fact that the Brick Johnson playing Madden as the shadow GM, that's a good story to come out because then the Jets might look in the mirror and be like, oh shit, this is stupid.
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If they don't, if Diana doesn't report that, they just can keep doing that and no one will ever know.
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A very, very important distinction. Which we stand by Brick. Brick's great.
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chill Mahomes with some time he sees the problem you know Jalen Carter right so is there a team that you talk to and you're impressed and being like maybe they haven't taken that step and been a playoff team or like a Super Bowl contender but you're like they're doing things the correct way and it's coming
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Meme said, Cowboys traded fourth round for Mingo. PFT said, OK, question mark. You traded a third to us for Dotson. Meme said, I'm not Max. I'm saying that's good. PFT said, I'm sorry. I saw the M, my bad. So Meme's Max. And then Max chimed in and said, we actually won a Super Bowl, though. So congrats on the offseason win. We'll take the actual ring.
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What are you hearing about the draft in terms of there are teams that you expect to be aggressive, possibly moving around, possibly trading up? It's a weird draft because it doesn't feel like teams are totally sold on both quarterbacks, but we know that both quarterbacks are going to get drafted really high because that's just how it goes. But how are teams approaching it?
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Right. I always do. Every single time. It's the worst.
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And then I start eating when I'm at the grocery store. I need seven types of Oreos.
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Yeah. Well, that might be because you're pregnant. Not right now. But you were. Do you crave an eggnog?
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There is context because we have discussed the difference between two and three and how much it changes everything. So I was like, oh, she did it.
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Yeah.
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But no, like... I love that he just uses you as, like, anything.
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Max had Sirianni in the hot seat.
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And I love that about him.
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Wait, so we went on a tangent. Back to the question, who's going to be aggressive?
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PFT said, it's a what have you done for me lately? Keep living in the past, Max. And Max said, well, lately I won a Super Bowl. You, on the other hand, lost in the conference championship. BFT said, last month. Max said, by a lot. Also, you want to take a look at those Miles Garrett's next team's odds thing? Things are changing. And BFT said, keep focusing on that ring you already won, loser.
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Yeah, it's a great spot.
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But I'm dumb. And you say things.
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Dan is dumb. Well, cause you never know. You can keep people on their toes. Like we did a Pope watch on Monday and people were like, dude, you just said a bunch of like St. Louis Cardinals prospects. I was like, I did that on purpose, but I also could have made a mistake. Kind of never know.
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So. A team we haven't talked about in a while, I feel like, the Cowboys. Was the league shocked when they went with Brian Schottenheimer in that entire coaching search? Because it didn't feel like they did a coaching search.
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Yeah, it felt clunky. Yeah.
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So I guess Miles Garrett. I mean, let's be honest.
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Maybe not even.
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He batted his eyes at Dion.
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Yeah. All right. I had one last question. It's a rowback question. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Promo code TAKE. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Rowback.com. Promo code TAKE. So we had Schefter on on Friday's show. I'm going to ask you a similar question. The NFL can't do a Super Bowl abroad. Can you make sure that doesn't happen?
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It would suck. It's our game. It would suck ass. Don't do that.
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No. No, no.
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Too many perverts.
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Okay.
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We can't rely on you.
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Memes is starting to make a lot of sense. I see what you're saying, memes.
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We're done talking about that. We're done talking about that. He'd gas you out.
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On to the next. We're about to talk to Nick Sirianni. I think my first question was like, hey, dude, isn't it bullshit you have to be at the Combine? He's like, I've been working basically two days or a day after the parade. He's got a next man up mentality.
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It's a lot of things you just said. It's a lot.
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I think so. I think he is. Oh, man. All right. Well, Diana, thank you as always. You're the best. It's great having you on. Full Italian podcast with you and Nick Sirianni. So much. Big time.
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That's what I need to be doing. Any questions for us?
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Yeah.
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No, I like Scoop City. You stole it from Jack Mack, but I like Scoop City. Sorry about that.
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I would listen. You know what? I'll break my boycott and I'll come on if we only talk about ice cream. Perfect. That's it. No questions about anything else. Just ice cream talk.
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All right. Thank you so much, Diana.
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Yeah, yeah. It's a lot, but it's also going to be awesome when they're all a little older.
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Yeah, there you go. That's what I'm going for. Then you'll have the third after you win a second Super Bowl. Super Bowl, baby. Yeah, exactly. All right, thanks, Dan. Thanks, guys.
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Okay, let's wrap up. Adrian Brody threw his gum at his wife. That's our other Oscars. Brutal. Yeah. Why?
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He had gum in his mouth, and he tossed it back at her. This is some high-level Oscars stuff for people.
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He has. Mm-hmm. Just search Adrian Brody. What are you doing? Best picture.
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Oh, that's weird. Max searched best picture, and it was just a highlight of Cooper DeGene's pick six. No, it wasn't. Oh, it was Devontae Smith. Sorry. All right. Thank you to Nick Sirianni and Diana Rossini. Let's do numbers. We got to get it. Someone's got to get it. Six. It's been a while.
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Pug, are you a little upset at yourself because someone pointed out that if you had continued your working backwards from 99, you would have gotten it on Friday at 93?
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Okay. Say the numbers again.
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11. Memes, you ever gotten this? Nope.
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Memes, what'd you pick?
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It's true.
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Wait, today's your fucking birthday? Well, not today.
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Oh, so I didn't miss your birthday. No. I got all day to fucking throw gifts at you.
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I'll go 30.
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I'll go 33, Memes.
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Yeah. So, Miles Garrett. A month ago. Max, are you going to get Miles Garrett?
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Oh, you fucking dick, Jack. He did 77? Yeah, 77. Right after I did.
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Oh, he didn't even know. What was your number last time, Jack?
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All right, I'll go 24. So you're out on 33?
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30.
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77. People are going to think from the time stamps that someone got it. Five. Five.
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Yes. The only thing memes had over you, you've now erased. Jaden Daniels. On his birthday.
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Memes said I'm taller than him, so technically I have everything over him. That's good. Memes, I want to award this five to you.
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Okay. All right. I'm finding it under section 17, rule number 84. It says that no lottery ball participant can give their winning ball to anyone else, even if it's their birthday, even if it's memes. Birthday is actually what it says, except for that one. Well, no, that wasn't. That was different. That wasn't it before. That was before the selection. Some stupid fucking rule. But now memes.
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You got nothing. You got nothing.
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Happy birthday. Memes. Memes. You know what? One more just for you. You're the only one who could say the number.
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Okay. Yeah, it does, doesn't it? Yeah. Oh, memes. It's got to be three. You so do. Are you sure?
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Are you sure, memes? I don't think it's going to be three. You should pick another number right now. No, it's going to be three. You should pick another number right now. It's going to be three. It's not going to be three.
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I did. Oh, fuck.
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Memes. I told you to pick a different number. You want to do one more memes? All right, one more memes. All right, yeah, we'll keep going.
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He's never going to get it.
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No, you got it, memes. Pick your number. All right, seven. Okay.
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I want it to be three so bad. Nothing would be better. Ah, 81. Not even close. Not even close. Memes, you're going to get this. No, he's not. He's never going to get it. Happy birthday, though, Memes. Happy birthday.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
Did Howie do it again or did Howie do it again? Howie could do it again. He could do it again.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
That's what I want.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
Bubble screen merchant, as some people would say. Maximum violence or bubble screen merchant.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
There also is a theory that he could be unlocked now that he is out of Kyle Shanahan's offense because Kyle Shanahan did try to force the rock to Debo a lot last year. There was a lot of times where it was like they're just trying to get Debo going and it doesn't seem like the correct strategy.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
How many times was Trent Williams included in that?
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
Because there were a couple times when Trent Williams and Debo were out.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
Okay.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
Okay. All right. So what else? Oh, Trey Smith got tagged, franchise tag. So the Chiefs are keeping him. And then Kelsey officially, officially is coming back. Yep. As for the combine, I had some winners and losers, and it's just based off of just tweets of videos I saw. Okay. Loser Will Howard. Did you see the cut up of him throwing passes? That was tough. Very mean. Whatever.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
Whoever did that to him. Will Howard also has nine-inch hands. That's tough. So does Cam Ward. Winner, Tyler Show, because he has nine and three-fourths inch hands. Massive. Massive. Also winner, Jalen Milrow. Jalen Milrow at the Senior Bowl... He measured his hands, and I think they were eight and three-fourths, and he grew a half an inch on his hands to the combine.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
So now he's nine and a quarter. I love that. That's huge. Loser, Isaiah Bond, because he said he was going to maybe run a 4-1, and then he ran a 4-4, and he wasn't even the fastest Texas receiver. Matthew Golden ran a 4-3. I don't know who's... Who in Isaiah Bond's camp is telling him what to do? Because that's just simple where you're putting the expectations.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
You got to go in and say, I don't know, I might run a 4.7 and then run a 4.4. But damn, I'm way faster than I thought I was. Because 4.4 is not slow. But it's not 4-1, and it wasn't even close to the fastest wide receiver.
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Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni, Dianna Russini, Matthew Stafford Staying In LA + We’ve Made It To March
I had him as a winner because he hurt himself early on in one of the drills and then powered through it and actually had a few of the drills he dominated, absolutely dominated. He's going to be really, really fucking good. Yeah. He said, I think there was a quote, he was like, go look at my tape of the couple of sacks I ever gave up. None of them had anything to do with arm length.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
Some spread. Not going to get them. Let us be the last to wish you and your family a very merry Thanksgiving.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
Oh, nice.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
We go over to Atlanta where Plaid McConkie ran some complicated but interesting winter patterns. And Kirk Cousins had some wicked interceptions that were defying gravity as he should have spent more time in his bi-week engineering scores and less time singing along to them.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
Yeah.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
Yeah.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
The Chargers defense had Jim Harbaugh saying, Tarheib still rocking the khakis with a cuff in the crease and I'm still on the sidelines rocking cleats. It's the Chargers 17. The Falcons 13. Up to Minnesota. Wake up, wake up. It's the first of the month.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
Thanks, Hank. Way to work at Payton Pritchard there. I noticed that even when you lose, you win. Peyton Richardson. We now head to the happiest member of Pardon My Take.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
We go to Jacksonville where Aziz Al-Shahir, responsible, knocked Trevor Lordrance of the Rings into concussion protocol, bringing on the return of the Mac as Jones was forced into the game. The Jaguars mounted a furious comeback with Brian Thomas, the tank engine, who looked at his owner and said, I think I can. I think I can. But P.J. Stroud tucked him. Good night. Sleep tight.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
Don't let the bed dugs bite. As Peterson is still the coach of the Jaguars, I guess.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
Huh?
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
Doug Pierce didn't get fired yet? Somehow? The Texans, 23. The Jags, Jagoff, 20.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
Yeah.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
We finish in our nation's capital where the Hennessy Titans looked like they were a little drunk and bottled up. Brian's Swiss family Robinson was very hard for the Titans D to read, but the film will be easier to understand. Meanwhile, Will Lettuce didn't wilt down, mostly because he was kept in a lot of airtight sacks.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
Jaden Manhattan Daniels made this a laugher for the ROM Commanders, disappearing behind his linemen like skinny from the block, running up the score, leading some to accuse Dan Quingen and Netanyahu of really overdoing it with a bunch of weapons provided to them by Washington. The Commanders, 42. The Titans, 19.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
And he got punched in the face.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
Yeah.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
You just said both.
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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Fire Eberflus, Eagles Are For Real And Josh Allen vs Saquon For MVP
75.
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150.
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150.
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82.
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22.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Hey, Pardon My Take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's Pardon My Take, we have a twofer for the people. We have Coach Rick Pitino in studio. He stopped by on Wednesday before his game against DePaul, talking St. John's, a little horse racing. We also have Super Bowl champ Cooper DeJean.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Maybe what they should have done is they should have made the robot arms, but it should have just been the robot should have just been Joe West.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
That would have been cool. Wow. You like that one, Oldie?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
That would be sick, actually. You said, I don't like it. It's a slow game. It's a bad game, but it's an okay game. It's all right.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. Not good. The only other one I had, the only other sports story is Zach Martin retired. Incredible career. I saw this stat Chase Daniel tweeted out. Zach Martin finished with more all pros, nine, than holding penalties, seven. That's pretty incredible. That's insane.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. Also, Zach Martin is I know that we've been doing this for a long time. We're coming up on a decade and, you know, we've been around and we meet people all the time. But it's still like always blows my mind when we meet a really good football player, really good, you know, sports player. And they're like, oh, yeah, I listen to you guys. And we met Zach Martin at the Super Bowl week.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
He's like, yeah, I listen to you guys all the time. It's like.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. Oh, yeah. A lot of body armors. Hey, Oldie, while you're taking a piss, think of at the end of every show on Friday, we do Fyre Fest, so whatever the worst thing that happened to you this week is. Or it could be the last month.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
All right, okay.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
I thought he was like, the guy's been here for fucking 13 hours. I thought he was like, you know what? That's it. I've had enough.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
No, he doesn't.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
It's wild. But yeah, he's an incredible dude.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
I almost puked on the stream because I was laughing so hard. When he did the handstand with the side pouch pussy. That moment when we first saw the side pouch, and I was convinced I was just looking at his ball sack. Yeah. And I just couldn't. He's just like, no, dude. I think his words were, this could go on Disney right now. This is his balls?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Now that Oldie's not here, I mean, Team Canada deserved to win that game with the way Binnington played. It was incredible. It was insane. And that was an awesome, awesome hockey. He had three of the best saves I've seen in a long time. Just in overtime. Yeah, and it was an incredible tournament. I hope they do that as often as possible because that was so good for hockey. See you in 2026, though.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, see you in 2026. We're ready to go. All right, do we have anything else before we get to our interviews?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
He was playing hockey at like 10.30 in the morning, having the time of his life. He's like, yeah, I guess it's okay for a two and a half star dump.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
You're the best spokesman. We might just hire you just to read ads.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, you just drink a body armor, then you come back off.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
8% alcohol, 100% delicious. It's the best. The absolute best. It's a berry blast right there. Yeah, have that.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Wait, go back in and do it on the mic so we can hear you. Yeah.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
All right, Oldie, before we do our interviews, tell us real quick, you drive the Boney back at home?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
And you were a trash man before that.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Please give me some credentials. You drove the trash truck, though.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
How would you rate your bony driving? Were you the best?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. All right, let's get to our interviews. Oldies, you can stick around for Fyre Fest. We got Rick Pitino and then Super Bowl champ Cooper DeJean. Okay, before we get to Coach Rick Pitino, we are brought to you by our friends at Chevy. Chevy has packed more capability in the Silverado Trail Boss so that you can pack more fun into your weekend.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Sure. I mean, I can't remember the last time an All-Star winner was, like, Anyone cared? No. You know what? Also, I don't know if we said this, but congratulations to Team Shaq. Yeah, we didn't get them there properly. Team Shaq, we should talk about Team Shaq. I know it's been a week, but we finally watched the tape. Team Shaq really put it on in the NBA All-Star Game. They were incredible.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest, recurring guest. It is head coach of St. John's Basketball, Rick Pitino, back in studio. Coach, thank you so much for coming back into our office. You have the documentary, guys. The show is out now. You can watch it on Vice. I watched the first episode. It's called Red Storm Rising. It feels like since you were last here, so last year,
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
You guys didn't make the tournament. You now have a show about you. You're the 10th team in the country. Feels like everything, Patino Ball is starting to work at St. John's. Is that fair to say?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
It was great because I do think that especially in college sports right now with the transfer portal and NIL, there's a lot of people that are like, hey, tough coaching doesn't really happen as much anymore because guys are getting paid and guys can jump from one school to the next. So I feel like that was a pretty good promo for what you still stand for and your coaching style.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
And I think there are kids out there that still want that. They want to be coached hard. Yeah.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
I can't wait to see the rematch of Team Shaq and Team Chuck. Oh, come on. A rivalry for the ages. And did the NFC win the Pro Bowl?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. I also think you're like your team defense. I love watching you guys play the Connecticut game. I think it was two weeks ago was a perfect example where you guys got punched in the mouth. It was a crazy crowd at stores. You're down. I think you're down like 16, 18 or early.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
And you guys got back in that game, but watching that game, you didn't get back in the game because you started hitting shots. You got back in the game because of defense. You started making everything tough for UConn and then getting back in the game by shutting them down first, which I don't feel like you see very often anymore.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Okay, because we're just doing all-star game talk because that's where we're at in sports. Who cares about any of these games?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. So wait, how do you fix that? Because I know watching the first episode, which everyone should go watch it because it is really very well done. But I watched the first episode and there was a lot talking about Qadari Richmond, who's your star player in fixing his shot. Have you noticed that his shot has gotten better? And how has that process even worked?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. So a quote that you had, and I love this because it is very coach speak. So I want you to maybe tell me exactly what this means. But you said, "'Nothing changes if nothing changes.'" I liked it. It's like the standard is the standard. Football guys usually say that.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, I just love the quote because it's one of those, when you hear it first, you're like, that's kind of dumb. And then you're like, oh shit, that actually means something. Nothing changes if nothing changes.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Who cares? Right, Hank?
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It's preseason football. Should we talk about that? Like, who cares? No, but congratulations to Canada. It's really.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. Are you starting to get illusions of grandeur with this team? Cause that was the other thing you said early on. You're like, I don't, I liked it. Cause a lot of coaches won't be as honest as you were. You're like, I don't have illusions of grandeur for these guys yet. Like, are they good? I don't know. We haven't played anyone. We got to find out.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
So are you starting to think, Hey, this team is a dangerous team. Come March.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, yeah. And there is... There's something about Rick Pitino in the second years that you've been able to do. What is that? Because they showed it in the first episode, but Providence, second year, you go from a 17-14 team to a Final Four. Kentucky, people will think, oh, how can you turn around Kentucky? It's Kentucky. No, they had the death penalty. You guys were ineligible.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
You turned them around. Louisville, same thing. Iona. And now the second year at St. John. What is it about the second year that you're able to do this and have these big bounces?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
We're also going to talk some USA Canada Four Nations. Max is on vacation after vacation week, so we have guest producer Oldie in the studio if you tuned into our stream. You saw a lot of Oldie. You saw a lot of Oldie. So we'll get his thoughts as well. He's from Canada. We flew him in today to watch with us. And then we're going to finish up with Firefest of the Week.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, that early season loss to Baylor, I know that you can't comment on it, but you did cover two and a half, so thank you for that.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
The overtime, first of all, it was an incredible hockey game. Just so well played, high intensity for an All-Star game. And Binnington was just insane in the overtime because the U.S. should have won the All-Star game multiple times. Yes. And if they had won the All-Star game, we would have started the show the exact same way saying... Congrats to the U.S. for winning an all-star game.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, I mean, and also very weird. I mean, you're playing in like a conference room in the Bahamas.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
I remember when I was watching the episode, I was like, I remember sitting on my couch watching this whole game back and forth, double overtime, like awesome. Quick break from coach to talk to you about our friends at Redwood Outdoors. If you're like me, you've given a lot of thought on how to improve your health and wellness routine this year. I've given a lot of thought.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
I wanted to read some criticism that maybe came from a college basketball expert at Barstool Sports, and I want you to comment on it, okay? This is what this person said. This is from actually I think the day you were hired at St. John's. He said, Facilities stink. Best players in area leave NYC. Garden doesn't draw. Haven't made conference semis since 2000. How do you fix that?
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Hire a 70-year-old man with no successor plan. Patino will make them a story and draw attention, but this is a stopgap. That's a college basketball quote-unquote expert.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
But, I mean, this person said garden doesn't draw. You literally are drawing the garden now. Yeah, that... I am surprised with selling out. Yeah, but you proved him wrong in a year and a half. This Rico Bosco guy, he's junk take. What's his name? Rico Bosco. No, so Rico does work with us. We had like a big debate.
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He's obsessed with this succession plan thing where he's like, well, what are they going to do after Patino leaves in like six or seven years? Like, what does it matter? If he goes and he has a six, seven year run at St. John's and they win, You're not going to take one of the best basketball coaches of all time for those six or seven years?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Right.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
You don't know the future.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Just promise me this, when Rico Bosco, when you guys make a Final Four run and he asks for a jumpsuit and jump on the bandwagon, I'll give the tweet to one of your guys on staff, just so you have it, and he'll be like, are you the same guy? Because he will. He'll ask to get a jumpsuit and be like, I always love it.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, he is.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
pictures with memes like he's you know in front of the Statue of Liberty right now the you're absolutely right this is just I mean as far as I'm concerned that was game two of a three game series well if they really wanted if they cared about this game if you can just ask the players on the ice if they really cared about who won this game they would have fought in the first period agree and in that type of game I think the U.S.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. Yeah, they're all over people. That's a fact. So you've been accepted back at Kentucky, which has to feel good because there's been a long time where that wasn't the case. And now Cal's going through the same thing where he got booed and he's on the outside. What has it been like with Mark Pope now being there?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
I think you even got a little criticism for maybe being too pro-Kentucky, but I thought it was cool. It was one of those moments like, hey, I had the heights of my success here and I'm finally being welcomed back into Big Blue Nation.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
No, it was conference championship Saturday. Right, it was before. It was at night. He's like, going to bed. What do you mean?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
The white suit would be pretty cool. Break it out for old times' sake. I think you should. Wait, so we were talking a little bit before, but how are your horses doing?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Exactly. So we do have Oldie here. He has been with us all day. When I say all day, I mean literally all day. He showed up at the office at 10 a.m. Puck drop wasn't until 7.30. He is Canadian, former trash man, blue collar guy. Salt man now. Salt man. He's keeping the roads clean. Yes, doing a little bony on the side, doing a little zamboni, working for the town. Oldie, how did you see that game?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. Where did you win? You won at the Pegasus?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Oh, okay, Aqueduct.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. So last year, you guys obviously didn't make the tournament. Did you think you were right on that bubble and like, hey, we had a chance? How does that work on Selection Sunday? where you're like, I think maybe we have a chance here?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
So Max, our producer back there, he's a Villanova guy, also Italian. He claims, and I want to know what you think about this, he claims that that Seton Hall St. John's being left out, the Big East is an Italian league, and that was anti-Italian discrimination. What do you think?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Okay, all right, all right. Yeah, so he was right. After selection study, he's like, this is just anti-Italian discrimination. They just want to keep the Italians out of the tournament.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, and they probably had minus five for Italian.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, there's just little asterisks there.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Give us your thoughts. Unload your thoughts on that game.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, I mean, it is true. Football has completely consumed American culture, unlike anything we thought would be possible. And it's the debate, is the NBA broken? Is Major League Baseball broken? It's like, yeah, maybe they've gone down a little, but I think it's more that the NFL has just...
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
It's an odd fit for sure. How do you feel with the NIL and transfer portal? Because it's funny, you've gone the reverse of some of your contemporaries where like Coach K has retired, Tony Bennett, like you mentioned, Boeheim, Roy Williams. A lot of these guys feel like they've gotten out because of the transfer portal and NIL and having to play a different game.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
You've kind of almost run into the fire. and been like, I'm ready for it. I'm ready for the challenge.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yes, he's ready to go. Wait, so you're not even looking at any college or high school kids? No, not this year. So if a five-star high school kid calls you up and is like, hey, I know you're not looking, but I want to come to St. John's.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
The guy that kept knocking on your door. Yeah, nothing changes if nothing changes. So that's an interesting point that you just made, though. Do you think that your time in Greece has made you a better, like, have a leg up in the NIL and transfer world in college basketball?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, because it does feel like there are teams. It's kind of like free agency in sports where they've won the offseason, and they've got this transfer and this transfer, and the parts just don't fit together.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
That's crazy.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. Are your conditioning drills just as hard as they used to be?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, because your teams always are some of the best-conditioned teams. I didn't know if, like, getting a little older, you didn't take it as hard on them, because I would hate to see that.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Actually, the biggest takeaway is that, Oldie, you were wrong about this game.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, I would try to get a technical just to fire up the guys.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. Get the guys, yeah, going and just being like, look, I'm going to fight for you. I'm going to get a technical, maybe get thrown out of a game. When was the last time you've been thrown out of a game?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, it is crazy how that can all turn on you depending on who you lose to early. I do love your odds this year, though. Love them. I think you've got a great team.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
I love them at 30-1. Not that I know, but... We're enamored with your team. Might have. Financially. Well, yeah, I like you guys, 30-1. You're 30-1 to win a national championship?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
We can laugh about it at Belmont.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
No, this was like three or four weeks ago.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
It might have been after the UConn game, because like I said, I watched that whole game, and I was just so impressed with you guys coming, because I thought watching that game, the way UConn came out, they needed that win, and I was like, this is just a night where St. John's got nothing. And then you just fought back on that defensive end, getting turnovers.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
I'm not familiar with what you're saying.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Has anyone in your world been contacted by the Indiana Hoosiers?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Okay. Okay.
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Okay.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
But the Indiana Hoosiers are looking. Indiana is something about the Indiana job. Every name, every big name gets thrown out there. Can I give you my pick?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
What's the sign, last question, what's the sign of a bad practice? How quickly can you know that a bad practice is occurring?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yes, we've got to practice better. We have Coach Gruden now. I don't know if you've seen, but he's on staff, John Gruden. I know John.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, and he's been giving us the business because we've had some bad practices.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Well, we like him here. So maybe a couple more years here and then go back to the NFL. Maybe you'll part-time in the NFL. Yeah, we enjoy watching football with him. Yeah, yeah. Well, Coach, thank you so much for coming back. We appreciate it. And good luck the rest of the season. 30-1. Appreciate you having me. Let's do it. Let's make some magic. Let's do it.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. He is Super Bowl champion, Cooper DeJean. Cooper, first of all, thank you. Congratulations. Thank you for joining us. It's been, what, eight, nine, ten days? Has it fully set in? You just told us you're back in Iowa. Has it fully set in that every time people say your name now, it's Super Bowl champion attached to it?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Wait, so you're back in Iowa right now. You're from a very small town. What was it like getting, was there a parade or anything? I mean, this is, you're the most famous thing that's ever come out of your town, I would assume. Like, is it weird being back and being like, yeah, you guys watched me on Super Bowl Sunday return an interception for Patrick Mahomes to the house.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Like, that's got to be kind of crazy.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Wow. Yeah. Yeah, they know. They know. Are you going to go to, like, a basketball game or something? Because this is like a storybook, like, movie thing. Like, small town hero comes back, and you're going to have, like, an insane welcome and everything.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
People are going to be going nuts. Yeah. That's such a cool feeling. Oh, man. So, all right. Let's talk about the game real quick. We have some other topics we want to hit. But the pick six, obviously, I would assume you've watched the replay a bunch. But in the moment... It felt like you knew exactly where you were going. It was such a great return.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
The pick was great, but the return was even better. Did it feel like it slowed down for you in that moment where you just kind of saw everything? Because it was a perfect return.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
How many times did you watch the replay?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
You got to. I'm not even an Eagles fan. I feel like I've scrolled past it probably 50 times on Twitter and watched it almost every time.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, big time.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Jersey Jerry was basically like every single time you guys were on defense, he's like, here comes another pick six and I'm going to win, you know, Super Bowl MVP with Cooper DeGene. So he was rooting hard for it. Because one pick six in the Super Bowl, you are in the discussion almost immediately. And the game did turn on your pick six.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
That's got to be a cool feeling where it's not only obviously a pick six in the Super Bowl, but that was really the moment that it was like, oh shit, the Eagles are going to kill the Chiefs here.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
They're jangings. Now, Oldie, I got a question for you from the Canadian perspective. Like, it's your sport. You invented it. Like, do you even get credit for winning your sport? I mean, it's not even in an All-Star game?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, yeah. All right, so I got a question in the transition to the NFL. You get to the Eagles. Your first game, let's call it first month. Nick Sirianni, it's fourth and two, it's fourth and three, and you're going for it. Were you like, wait, I didn't think this was allowed because you came from Iowa and that was just punt no matter what. Was that a culture shock?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
That had to have been a culture shock.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
I imagine you like – it's a stupid – obviously this isn't how it works, but like you writing back to Iowa, writing a letter being like, you guys won't believe what happens here. Like we don't punt. It's crazy. I've discovered going for it. There's a different world out there, and it doesn't involve punting. But that is Iowa, and you guys do it so well.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
I also should say you got totally screwed in the Minnesota return. Yep. I remember I had Iowa in that game. I was very upset. That's bullshit. I don't know if that's still – I don't know if the Super Bowl maybe makes it a little easier, but I would still be pissed about that return against Minnesota a couple years ago.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
So it doesn't even matter.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. I mean, you barely won in your own sport in an All-Star game.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, because there's that famous draft night video where the Rams traded up and the Eagles brass thought that the Rams were going to pick you. And so it very well could have been. They're like, that's it. We lost Cooper to Gene because they had you circled. That's a crazy sliding doors moment. That could have been a completely different career.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
You would have still been great, but you wouldn't have maybe won a Super Bowl this year.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. So you also played, obviously, other sports in high school. You were a very good basketball player. Was there ever a time when you thought, hey, I might do basketball instead of football? I also, as an aside, I love whenever the internet finds out, like, oh, Cooper DeGene was really good at basketball. It's like, yeah, he's in the NFL. He's an incredible athlete.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
I would expect him to also be good at other high school sports. But was there a moment where you were like, maybe basketball's the thing for me?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. I mean, I think it's partially Will Compton's fault, but you do carry a lot of weight for the all-white team that he has put together. It's like Cooper DeGene, you're a very important piece to the puzzle.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
We need you.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. Did you get hit by a can as well? Because I saw Howie Roseman got hit by a can.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Explain the LeBron video.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Never meet your heroes, I guess.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. What was the toughest place to play in the Big Ten?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah. What what does your dad say to you after on the field? Because that was cool. Like it was cool seeing the I saw the picture. You guys, everyone gets to take pictures with their family in the Super Bowl trophy. It just seemed very like a really awesome moment to have your first touchdown in the Super Bowl. And then your parents come down. What do you say?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Was he like, I can't believe this happened?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, that's a full circle moment.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, it was your birthday too. Jesus.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
We came and interviewed Lane Johnson. He came and stopped by, and he always ends his text to me, my Paisan. I'm not Italian, but I appreciate it. I'm just honorary with him.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
All right, well, Cooper, thank you so much. We appreciate it. Congrats again. If you're ever in Chicago, come by the office. Check us out. And we're going to be in Philly for Grit Week, so we'll see you then.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Do you say that team down south? Yeah, so you're a Buckeyes fan because you're best friends with Rick Nash growing up. Yeah. Rick Nash, by the way, we were FaceTiming with him in between third period and OT. He confirmed that he first saw Oldie's pussy when he was six years old. Wow. Yeah. You show me yours, I'll show you mine.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
All right, let's finish up the week. We got Fire Fest of the Week.
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Wait, what? How did this start?
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Wow, so that's a smart scheme.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
Yeah, this is fraud. Hank, that's brutal. That's the worst feeling, because you're like, you don't get got, and you get got.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
I'll do some research. So those guys are dead now because Oldie's going to go after them. Yeah, these guys want to meet.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
I'm with you, Hank.
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Rick Pitino In Studio, Super Bowl Champ Cooper DeJean, USA/Canada's Incredible Four Nations Final + Fyre Fest of The Week
My Fyre Fest is a great vacation, except for I had one moment. I was the hottest I've ever been gambling in college basketball, and I went down with friends, a few couples, and two of my friends decided to fade me when I was 16 and 4 in college basketball, and they faded me on a pick. I ended up winning, so I went to 17-4.
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But I think I'll probably... I told them straight up, I was like, if our friendship was 100%, it's 98% for the rest of our lives. Yeah, 2% loss.
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They did gain 1% back, because people seeing over my shoulder are probably wondering what the fuck this is. My friends gave me a gift for my 40th birthday.
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It is. The day I was born, January 30th, 1985, happened to be also Dan Marino's wedding day. So they got me a picture from Dan Marino's wedding day.
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So I have good friends, but they did fade me, so we lost a little bit of friendship.
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His first wife. His first wife.
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Oh.
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Yeah, yeah. But so I got 1% back, so 99%. But yeah, you can't. I was on an all-time heater, and they were asking for my picks. They were like, give me your picks. I gave them my picks, and then they faded one of them. I can't ask for picks and then fade it. I can tell Big Cat was actually mad about this. I was.
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Yeah, I was right, though. 16-4. And they asked for my picks. And then they fade. Listen, if someone fades me, just... I would never. No, but Hank, you don't... When we're on the opposite side, it's not because you're asking for picks. We bet the opposite side. That's totally different. When you ask, like, can you give me your pick?
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And then just go the exact opposite?
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Well, I went to 17-4.
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Hold on, Oldie. But here, more context. They took the 16-4 picks. Like, they were riding with me. So they had already won money. They were trying to time the market. Yeah, you can't do that. Like, they had already cashed. They were riding your coattails. They were riding my coattails. And they're like, ah, we're getting off right here. No, no, no, no. Oh. You got to stay on.
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But they did make it back with the damn Reno. It's a good picture.
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All right, that was a great Fyre Fest.
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Oldie, you're the best, man. I don't think it's the last we'll hear from you. All right, last thing we do, Oldie. numbers so there's a lottery ball machine so we have this we've done this for five years now for going on five years all right meme sitting next to you has never gotten it he's never gotten it Pretty insane. But you can guess any number, Oldie, from 1 to 100.
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We'll let you go first, so you just guess, and then we're all going to guess numbers. I've never gotten it.
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So are you going four or 69?
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Of oldie, yeah.
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He was FaceTiming Rick Nash, who he's been childhood friends with. And Rick Nash said that he has gotten more texts today than when he won the gold medal.
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Right? That's a good point. All right, so you mentioned biz, PFT. Biz got assaulted today, as our friend Ryan Whitney said, worse than what the Irish travelers did to him because – Fox News ran a clip. They wrote a story on a clip from our podcast on Wednesday saying, X Team Canada star says country will have national emergency if Team USA or Team loses to U.S. in four nations final, a.k.a.
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the All-Star Game. And then he got community noted and it said Bissonette may have played for Team Canada as a teenager in under 18 world championships. He was far from a star then and could be considered the pinnacle of his career. Paul Biznasty never played for Canada again. His fame has come post career as a media personality.
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brutal yeah but fair fair because that's community notes yeah on x the everything app yeah it's all happening on it yeah so uh but yeah it was it was it was a great all-star game it was one of my favorite all-star games i'll say that much yeah i'd say it's probably this year i'd say top two top two top two not two i'd say uh yeah shack chuck shack shack one for the ages yeah uh all right so oldie we're gonna talk some other sports uh you can chime in whenever you want uh what do you any thoughts on wemby being out for the year
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He was a rookie last year. He was at one point.
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I immediately think of Chris Bosh because he had an incredible career, but he had to retire at the end because of blood clots. I thought those might have been in his lungs. Yeah, but this is still serious.
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Yeah, it just sucks because I wanted to see Wemby, you know, he's having a great year. Hank, you don't root for injuries, but you also do have a Jaron Jackson Defensive Player of the Year ticket.
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You know, the Spurs probably weren't going to make the playoffs, but still they had a chance to maybe sneak into the play-in game. It still just sucks.
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And Russillo.
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Yeah, it sucks. It sucks. All right, what other sports? This is a national sports podcast. We probably shouldn't have even talked about all-star games.
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I kind of like it. Yeah. I do worry, as always, that when you take away umps, you take away like 50% of the conversations guys can have with each other. And that goes for refs and everything in sports. If you can't complain about the calls, what are we going to talk about? It'd basically be like putting a ban on no discussion about the weather.
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What small talk can you do if everything is robots and it's always perfect? But... It's kind of cool.
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There you go, Oldie. Right now, Lenardi has it San Diego State, North Carolina is the playing game. That would kind of suck North Carolina, Kansas in the first round if North Carolina won that game.
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Yeah, and then the best part is tomorrow is maybe one of my favorite days of the year because, and I know I say that a lot, Hank, but the matchups are the best. Yes, we got it. Creme de la creme.
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Florida, Tennessee, right? Florida, Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama. The Big Ten's got great games. Michigan State, Oregon to start is going to be great. Badgers play UCLA. I think Illinois plays Maryland. And then Purdue versus Purdue. That sucked. USC got screwed. That sucked.
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It's institutional.
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Yeah. It's just carryover. But it was a great day of hoops. I don't know what else to say. Oh, we should talk about the Villanova game. Max, that was tough to watch.
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And Dixon, what was his?
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Which is good. Not his career.
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But that's good.
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Can we watch it again? Because I think it was the last pussy. We don't have to watch it again. Let's watch it one more time. It was the last pussy that felt like...
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No, I think the last pussy was – no one's meant it more than that moment when he called him a pussy at the end.
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Oh, no, Max. It's not based on your algorithm, is it? We're going to have to put this in the show again. That's Campus Cuties. This is the for you page. Okay. Going to have to put that in the show. Make sure you subscribe to the YouTube. You just get Max's the hot girls he follows every single day.
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That one.
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Also shout out Texas Tech and Clemson. They were in dog fights. Those are two very good teams that Clemson could, I mean, with Duke Cooper flag being out, Clemson is very live too. Yeah. I mean, I think Clemson plays Louisville next. Oh yeah. That's going to be a great, great game. And Texas Tech is playing great ball.
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It was incredible.
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Red Panda hot seat. Yeah. Although Red Panda still, she is the queen. She's the queen. She's the Big East tournament. Fanta was fanning out for her. It was a good time.
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No, it was an incredible clip.
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I agree. I agree. Absolutely agree. All right, so other things. I'm just scrolling to see if we missed anything. I got something.
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Okay, wait. Let me see if we have any other college basketball. I think that's it. Hank, did you have a good day of watching college basketball? Oh, does that have anything to do with I did well? Yeah, I might. Oh. Good for you, though. Mr. Marsh. The faders are having a tough day. Yeah, I just got to trust the process.
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Yeah, he's buying the dip. Yeah. Yeah, just stay invested. Buy the dip.
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Don't panic. Any thoughts from you? I know you're pretty upset about Cooper Flagg.
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Yeah. Well, Stanford Cow was Wednesday night.
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Yeah.
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Oh, okay. That's a good big note.
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What? Oh, yeah. In the ACC.
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Yeah. I was confused. Yeah. But we did have a classic matchup of, yeah, USC versus Purdue. Love it. I love it. Need it. Need it. Maybe there's not more two polar opposites of locations.
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Yeah. I already knew. Max gave me knuckles on that. Yeah, I knew. I knew.
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Oh, can I get the cash instead?
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That's it?
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Yeah.
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Very far. To Earth? Very, very far.
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Yeah.
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You're trying to instill family into the program. It's like Miss Terry. Can I say something? And listen, it's no offense to Bill Belichick. If they have a kid, that's going to be. They can't. That would be so funny. They can't. That would be so funny. They can't, Hank. That would be weird. They can't. They can do whatever they want to do. That would be weird. They can't. It's like Robert De Niro.
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Doesn't Robert De Niro have a kid like every two years? Yeah, that guy fucks. He just keep popping out kids.
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So we need to email her.
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So we need to email Jordan asking to have Bill Belichick on the show. Yes.
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I had a couple things as well. Rory McIlroy is the worst. I don't really know what's going on. Did you guys see the clip of him taking a fan's phone? No, I didn't see that. You didn't? I didn't think that was that bad. Hank, that was some... Golfers are so soft. So here's what happened, PFD. Rory McIlroy is in the Players' Championship this weekend. On Tuesday, he's playing a practice round.
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He hit one into the water. The guy said, oh, just like the Masters in 2011. He goes and re-tees, hits his second shot. This is a practice round. Then goes and takes the guy's phone and just starts walking off with him.
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That's soft, Hank. Yeah, it's soft. That's insanely soft. Like, it's a practice round.
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If he can't take that type of heat, I mean, yeah, the guy might be a dick. You could be like, oh, that guy's kind of a dick. Like, why would you say that? But still... That's soft. It looked like he was also typing something on the phone. I think he was trying to delete the video. But then he's got to then go to the next person who took the video of the video.
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And it's also a practice round. Like, I would understand if this was a Sunday. He's competing for it's the fifth major competing to win. Then it's like, all right. Yeah, that's a fucked up thing. It's a practice round.
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This is so soft. This is soft, Hank.
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That's soft. Written apology. What did Rory say about it? Rory. He doesn't want to answer questions.
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Also soft.
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That's revenge porn.
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Wow. Hank, I can't believe you were going to defend him. You're too much of a golfer. Yeah. You're not the common man. You're too much of a golfer. You're closer to a PGA Tour pro than the common man. I'm not completely exonerating this guy because, like, yeah, he's a dick.
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If this, oh my God, Kentucky's about to blow this game. You hit the over PFT. You jinx it, big cat. I think you said Kentucky playing today, Friday. Yeah, I did. Oh shit. I just heard yelling. Oh, something happened. Okay. Kentucky's no longer playing today. It's going to be Alabama-Oklahoma. What a comeback.
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This might be a double jinx. I might double jinx it. Wow. What a meltdown, Kentucky. That's a game that Cal would have won. Cal would have won. He would have had a player. Cal would have won this game.
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Yeah. All right, well, I guess we'll see. I'm going to get so many tweets about Kentucky playing Bama if this ends up being Oklahoma. All right, back to the Roy thing. You know how this works, Hank. If this guy posts the video, the internet has brains, and the internet would say, hey, dude, that's lame. He would get shunned.
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It's kind of like when someone will DM a player, and the player will respond in an angry tone, and they'll post it, and everyone's like, dude, why would you DM a player after a loss? Like, you're the loser here. Yeah. That guy would have been the loser here. Instead, Rory flipped it, and now he's the loser, and it's soft.
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Well, he shouldn't have done it.
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You could easily just walk away.
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All right, Kentucky's about to inbound the ball. By the way, they were up 80-72 with 119 left. Holy fuck. Jeremiah Fears just took over. Oh, man. Oh, Kentucky. Oh, wait, there's .5 seconds. Okay, Kentucky-Bama. Yeah, Kentucky-Bama. All right, you were right. I got to correct my tweet because I said Cal would have won this game. Now I'm going to have to say Cal would have lost this game.
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Cal would have lost this game, yeah. That will be fun. All right.
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There were so many awesome games, so many awesome finishes. My eyes feel like they're going to fall out of my head, but it was awesome.
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Yeah. Big time.
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I know everything. What an ending. What a day. That was incredible. Jeremiah Fierce did it all there in the end. I feel like he scored every bucket. And then Kentucky. Good job, Kentucky. So Kentucky-Bama, that's going to be fun. That'll be great. That over is going to be like 170. All right. The other golf related thing I had, we had a big respect the biz. Did you guys see this? Yep.
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It was... Hold on. I got to find it. It was... Morikawa, right? Morikawa basically said, I don't owe anything to anyone, which is fine. I don't care. Like... Yeah. I mean, you do owe answers, but if that's kind of the attitude you want to take, I'm not going to be upset about it.
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Yeah, yeah. In the media, we've been very consistent on this. The media complains about it, but what they don't realize is they're not looking in the mirror. And when a player says, I don't owe anyone anything or I'm not going to do media, they're literally just giving you a story. Yes. You now have a story to write about how Morikawa didn't do the media.
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So it is better than him giving a cliche answer.
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But I did like Ian McMillan, who's a senior editor at Sports Illustrated, said, Colin Murakawa said, I don't owe anyone anything. He said, yes, you do. Professional sports and the money that comes with it relies on the relationship between athletes and media.
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Yeah. But the media. He's saying the media. The media. If they don't talk to the media, then no one's going to watch the game.
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So the media is the one. Let's respect the biz here.
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Maybe he also put a scare into everyone being like, he will take your phone. He will rob you at any moment. We also had this league between Micah Parsons and Demarcus Lawrence because Demarcus Lawrence is on the Seahawks now. And he said on the way out, Dallas is my home, but I know for sure I'm not going to win a Super Bowl there.
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And then Micah Parsons quote to it said, this is what rejection and envy look like. This is some clown shit. And then Demarcus Lawrence replied, calling me a clown won't change the fact that I told the truth. Maybe if you spent less time tweeting and more time winning, I wouldn't have left. This league. This league. That's some good this league shit.
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Yeah. Maybe not the best of friends.
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Maybe not the best of friends.
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Oh, let's go.
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Well, it's like to consider them.
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Is future considerations like a grandkid?
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Yeah, we'll get to that. He knows ball. Yeah, we'll get to that. Yeah, good job. Oldie is back. Oldie, what were your impressions from the gambling cave today? Because this was your first time being around us in these high stakes situations.
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Yeah, that is weird.
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Yeah.
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The coldest examples of sports is a business. There has to be more to this story, right? His son probably asked for it.
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Yeah, maybe that is. Oh, yeah. Wait, wait. Utica is last in the AHL's North Division and 14th in the Eastern Conference. The Comets will not be making the playoffs, even in a league where 23 of 32 teams qualify for the postseason.
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Jackets affiliate.
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That's not what I was asking. Don't try to embarrass PFT. Wait, where's Torts right now? Don't try to. Don't try to. I think. Is he Flyers? Yeah. Yeah. He's wild. He's wild. Don't embarrass PFT. No, no. I'm just asking. I'm just asking. What do you think about him?
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You are. He's right. But it does stand to, if you look at the transcript, you just ask, what do you think about torts?
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And how's he doing his job in Philadelphia? He still gives it to the guys, too. Yeah, he does. Yeah, yeah. He's not afraid to tell them what's up. Yeah.
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Is Nasher part of the program, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, so you got to ride with them hard. Hard.
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Max is struggling with the idea of tanking. He said that he can't watch the games.
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But he can watch on the... Yeah, you know why?
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Yeah.
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But you should be happy because the Bulls are going to make the 10th seed. They basically have sealed it up. It's insane that they're going to still be in this fucking play in game when they're so bad and they traded away Zach Levine and they're still going to like it's so stupid.
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Yeah.
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Wait, but that's after the lottery.
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Right.
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And he kind of belongs to us because of the whole tariff situation.
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No, if that is the case. If that is the case. If that is the case. The last thing I had was Virginia Tech, who lost on Tuesday, which feels like 10 years ago. We had one of the best quotes from a player ever. Virginia Tech's... Toby Lall on Virginia Tech exceeding expectations because they were 13 and 19 and they were bouncing the first round of the ACC tournament.
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He said they thought we were going to be ass. I mean, we were still ass, but, you know, we weren't that bad. Yeah, not a big ass.
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And we were, but we weren't as bad. Yeah. Suck it, haters. Yeah. Have that, haters. Who does Duke play?
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Yeah. That would be funny. Yeah. Yeah. We have some awesome games tomorrow. Oldie, you ready to strap it in and do it again?
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Oh, you want some food? Oh, sure. No problem.
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See you later.
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No problem. You do seem like you're a little thirsty. Do you have a body armor flash IV with you?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh, Wrigley. Yeah. Yeah. It was awesome. Yeah, you were going putting in your breaths at DraftKings.
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Yeah.
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It looks like ooze. It's got to be a band, color band or something. Yeah. I'm going to call a 20-second timeout real quick.
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Don't jump in the river.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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There you go.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What's the link to Jeff Saturday?
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That's why we came down. And you just love him.
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That's a great story.
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Have people recognized you since you came a few weeks ago?
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Yeah. Yanzi's the best. He's the best.
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There was tempers at some points during the day. Oh, it's good. Did you like that? Oh, I love that. Should we play the Max video? We should probably play the Max video. He said that his mom's going to get mad. Well, she probably already saw it, so what are you going to do? I mean, it was an all-time rant, but this is what March... March is gambling with your friends, but also just losing it.
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Yeah. Butte, I'm coming in for the boys. He nailed it. He called me and said, I got a guy for you. And I was just like, okay. He's like, you got to just do it. All right. Let's do it.
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Yeah. He already tried to move his flight. When's your flight back? Sunday. But I was like, you might have to stay till Monday. And he's like, but if I stay till Monday, shouldn't I just stay for the whole next weekend? That's what I mean, right?
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You might have to stay for another day.
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Yeah.
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Cheering on my team. Big time. All right, Oldie, send us into Bill Raftery with a little, what do you got in your hand there?
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The combo. That's a memorable combo. A single combo.
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And I'll say this in Max's defense. Everything that you're about to hear him say was all fair play because it was all in the confines of the gambling cave in March where you can say the most vicious things to your friends, and it doesn't count. Yes, between the lines. It does not count. It should not count. You can act however you want to act. It should not count.
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Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very, very, very special guest. He is a legend of the game, one of our all-time favorites. It is Bill Raftery. You're going to hear him. He is March. We're going to hear him all March. Bill, Raft, can I call you Raft? Sure. All right, so Raft, thank you for joining us. It's awesome to talk to you. We're getting into the best time of year.
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What's it feel like in the Raftery house when we get to March and you're like, all right, here we go. This is it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I love it. So, I mean, you've been doing this for so long. And like I said, you are like one of those announcers that it just feels right when it's March and I'm hearing you on the call. I have a question about your career and your famous onions call. I want to get into all your calls. But do you remember your first onions? Do you remember the first time you did it and how it came to you?
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Yeah, and it is a great call that some of the most iconic moments, you can hear onions in your head. Do you have a bar for double order? Do you have an internal... All right, can't do it too early. Can't do it too early in the game. It's got to be later in the game.
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It also is a nice refresher that for anyone who thought if Max, when Max wins the Super Bowl, he's not going to still be Max. He's still Max. He's still Max. He's still Max. Okay, here it is. This is after the end of the Villanova game, which we'll get to. And our friend Rico Bosco said, well, Max, at least I... He bet you, Connie, he's like, at least I didn't rub it in your face.
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It's the best.
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It's fantastic. Yeah, it does. It just goes in your sports brain. You just have these things that just rattle around. And we had Mike Breen on last year and talking about the beginning of yelling bang and double bangs. And they're just, as sports fans, this is how we consume the games. And when I think onions, it's like, oh, it must be March. It must be a big shot. And Raph's on the call.
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What about a favorite player or a player that you can look back and like, I just loved calling his games because the way, the style of play, or the moments that he stepped up to?
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And Max then said this.
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Are you still hitting last call?
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Yeah, we saw the story went viral last week of Ian Eagle saying that you once came out of a bar after last call with eight beers in your trench coat for everyone. Can you confirm that? I hope it was more like he got it wrong, it was a dozen beers.
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That's fantastic. Yeah, I mean, I read a profile about you that, you know, your move sometimes would be just go to a bar, and then you'd buy, you know, 20 beers, have them out on the table. If someone came and said hello to you, they have to have a beer with you. I mean, that's a legendary move.
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That sounded like, you know when in Hollywood there'll be... He's playing it again.
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Yeah, if Raph's been here, then it's going to be good.
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It's one of those TMZ reports, Christian Bale caught on live mic, freaking out. One of those where David O. Russell screams at the whole... I can't even talk right now. The lighting crew. Yeah, the lighting crew. Quit freaking out on the behind the scenes guys, Max. But that was fun. All right.
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If you had to pick one of your, maybe do your top three, it could be any city, top three places that you go to when you're on the road.
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I honestly, because we watched so much Hoops today, I was going to just literally scroll the scores and just anything we wanted to talk about, any games we wanted to shout out. And the first one is Cooper Flagg's turned ankle.
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Yeah, that's another great one. Good picks, yeah. This is going to be weird for me to ask you. Do you have anywhere in the country that has Bill Raftery Day? Is there any towns or anything that have Bill Raftery Day?
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Okay, all right. That's fair. That's fair. Are you okay? Because I found an old tweet of mine. It was from April 3rd, 2021. I said, We don't appreciate Raftery enough. Someone set a calendar reminder for August 17th to respect Raftery more. So are you okay if, as a podcast, our show, if we make August 17th the official Bill Raftery day on part of my take? Are you okay with that?
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Yeah, we're going to need a float. We're going to need a whole meal. Yeah, so you will have to pay a little bit. But yeah, are you okay with us making it? Maybe you'll come back on the show August 17th, Bill Raftery Day.
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So that's official. I don't think we've ever had a holiday on this show.
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Yeah. See, maybe we'll get a metal detector. See how many beers we can get through a metal detector. That would be fun. That would be very fun.
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So I have a doctor on staff, Dr. Dan. He's also a Duke fan. He said that probably out for the ACC tournament, March Madness. He wouldn't be surprised if they sit him out the first game because they'll win anyway. And then probably a Toradol shot, steroid shot, wrap him up. He could probably go in the second round if needed.
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Yeah, it is. It's true. You make sports fun. And I think that when we tune in, we want to be it's entertainment at the end of the day. That's a lot of what our show is, is like, you know, we know that we can't take ourselves too seriously. Sports supposed to be fun and you do a great job of making it fun.
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They could. I don't know. And Malik Brown got hurt too, separated his shoulder. I think he's going to be out for the year. And he's not like their star player, but he was a key piece.
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I do love whenever they come out and zone and you give them the 2-3 zone with man-to-man principles. Yeah, that was behind. Yeah, you had to throw them off. Yeah, you can't steal that from me.
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His foot is going to just be the size of a softball with very black and blue. But the wheelchair. That was a tough look. That was a dupe look. He might have just shat himself.
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Yeah, yeah. Our producer's a big Villanova fan, and he texted us when you came on. He just said, Chris Jenkins, how about those onions is forever ringing in his head. So, I mean, that had to have been a thrill. I mean, having a buzzer beater to win a national title is an all-time moment.
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This is why I wish... Better safe than sorry. I wish players could stay longer. And I know that it wouldn't matter because he's just a freshman, but... When Cooper Flag got hurt today, if that were Grayson Allen or any other Duke players that I hated, I would have reveled in it. I didn't really feel anything because I kind of feel bad for Cooper Flag. He's an awesome player to watch.
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I hate Duke, but I wanted to have more hate, and I didn't have it. Well, I don't think he's that hateable of a guy.
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Uh,
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Yeah. So wait, does he have it? Does he have the picture or no? No, no. Oh, wow.
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Yeah, because the legend goes that he has a picture of the way he wants toast toasted in his wallet, and he'll pull it out. And he's actually said it, so he might just be getting a prank on everyone that he pulls it out and shows the waiter or waitress being like, this is what I want.
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Okay.
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Yeah, because he told the story on Dan Patrick, so I like – Yeah, he's become part of the Jim Nance legend and giving away the tie. Yeah. Do you ever consult with him about the tie when he was about to give away the tie?
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Because he's not there. He's not there.
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couple more years you know he'd start kicking guys in the ball yes that would be very funny we'd see him cry in the march madness tournament yes we'd get the hate they're just so it's so transactional they're in and out that i just don't even have it for him i agree if this was a mick roberts if this was a plumley yeah we'd be like shout out our guy also now but he's no longer duke yeah so we like him
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Do you have a team that you've watched and you're like, this team's going to win it all? I know you're not in the predictions business, but do you have a team you're like, that team has everything?
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On today's part of my take, we have the legendary Bill Raftery. Great interview with him talking about his career, March Madness, some of the awesome stories from the road. Kind of a bucket list interview because he is someone that we just is synonymous with March and all the big moments. We are going to talk about some college basketball. Incredible day of hoops.
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Yeah.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. Yeah, they're keeping it from us. Well, Raft, thank you so much. Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. Yeah, we look forward to August 17th. It's going to be Bill Raftery Day.
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Yeah, that would be perfect.
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We look forward to hearing from you all March. You got it. Have fun.
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All right, let's wrap up. We got fire fest of the week. Henry? Yeah. Oh, your mic's off. Your mic's off. Memes is sabotaging you. Oh, no. Memes doesn't want you to have your mic on. Yeah. That was bad producing by Oldie there. Mm-hmm. Oldie, you got to do a better job of getting Hank's mic on. Dude, you got to get him on line one right away.
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I guess there's technically another one that would be right there. Wow. Oldie knows more about our show, how to produce our show, than we do.
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Okay, there we go.
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Wait, what happened with the deuce? I flushed it like last night. Oh, no.
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The water being shut off, that's such a... And I wanted to shower so bad. Yeah. Because I remember in my old apartment in Brooklyn, they would shut off the water, I don't know, like twice a year. And when they did it, it would be like, how is this possible? How could you shut this water off? I'd go buy a bunch of water. They're like, got to get ready.
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It's like, yeah, there's no water for four hours, dude. You can handle this.
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Did you try to turn on the shower?
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Yeah, and you get the air coming out? That's what you get for working out.
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Also, you could have a chance to play with Wemby because I don't know if you guys saw, but who got hurt today? Fox. Yeah, Fox. He's having pinky surgery, which just reads, we're trying to tank.
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Yeah.
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You know you could just by filling out the card however you wanted to. That's true. I'll break 85 first round. Thanks, man of honor. I guarantee I shoot 84 first round out this year.
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I'm sure that will come soon. I'm sure you'll be like, hey, we got this awesome sponsor, and I was thinking maybe we play golf.
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I do have fun when I go out.
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It was, if you're going to be in that creator classic and what was the prize?
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yeah just cut it off we're tanking this whole thing pinky surgery all right so that was duke duke survived but i want to see cooper flag in the tournament that would suck if he i agree misses extended time uh but the wheelchair was the story uh st john's rolled good job rick patino uh byu is a shocker i know that wasn't like uh you know they're they're a very good team but they were underdogs and iowa state was having a good season so byu the mormons we also
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Okay, so if you can't win, you know how the old Ricky Bobby, if you're not first, you're last? Listen, in that type of setting, if you're not first, be really, really last because everyone will remember it. And he had the most memorable performance. And it's literally the creator classic. Yeah, it was incredible. So he created the best content.
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The guy Grant Horvat, he's not a professional golfer? No. No. His name is a professional golfer. You're thinking there's a guy named Horvath, isn't there?
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When I saw it, I was just like, wait a second. How's this guy in this? He should be a professional golfer. That's a professional golfer's name. I agree. He's a great golfer. If you see Grant Horvat, he's 12th in the FedEx Cup standings. I'd be like, yeah, that makes sense.
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He was really good, but I couldn't believe that. And he looks like a professional golfer. He should be a professional golfer. I don't know if his game's there, but he checks the look and the name. Professional golfer.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Well, we'll be on Hank's back next year. There's something brewing. Yes, yes. This is a problem, PFD. I don't think you were here for this conversation. Max, for some reason, is pushing for him to be in the Creator Classic. And I said, well, then he has to practice a ton. And Max was like, but that would be great. He could practice more. I think Hank paid off Max.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Yeah, there's something.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
You just saying, Hank, I want you to golf more. Either that or he's trying to push you out.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Why couldn't we get you in the Creator Classic? I know we're not a golf channel, but we're the number one sports podcast. We can't be like, hey, this guy should be in it. I doubt it. I bet you we can. PFT should do it. Next year, we're getting Hank. Also, I'm now putting it all together. Max wants your seat because now he has Oldie, who knows the one through sevens on the mic. This was yesterday.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Yeah.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
What does time moving quickly have to do with it?
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
That's true. You know what I mean? That's right.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
they were what three and a half point underdogs yeah i'm gonna get you ready for a storyline pft when selection sunday we're gonna have to do the whole discussion of uh where byu gets seated did they get screwed because they can't play on sunday yeah yeah so they have to move them around yeah yeah so did they lose a seed because they had to fit them in somewhere they shouldn't have been uh that would be fun yeah also minutes just play on sundays yeah play on sundays
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
I'll tell you what, it's even worse when you have kids because it doubles where my son has asked me, did you play with him? He'll meet a hockey player or NBA player and be like, did you play with him? I'm like, no, I did not. I did not play with him. I did not play professional sports. That's not what yet.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
I remember when I first took him to a Blackhawks game last year and he got to meet Wayne Gretzky. And then I told him he was the best hockey player of all time. He has the most goals soon to be Ovi. He asked me, he's like, how many goals did you score in the NHL?
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
How would you answer that question? When was the last time you could dunk? Would you say I almost dunked once?
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
I haven't peaked yet.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
I just have a trampoline in my backyard. Yeah, little basketball hoops all the time.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
We'll send Oldie as a correspondent. Yeah, Oldie as our correspondent. Oh, man. The side pouches out on the beach.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
We might have to send him as our international correspondent. Because you are international.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
My only concern with sending Oldie is he would make it fun. And I think people would be like, that was an awesome time because there was this Canadian dude that was making everyone go balls to the wall.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Just go to hell.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Fuck yeah.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Also, God is definitely a March Madness fan. So yeah, he'd be fine with it. Amen. Amen. Thank you. The Texas Texas A&M game was insane. Yeah. Double overtime back and forth. Those two teams don't like each other.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Where is it?
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Okay, well, to be continued. All right, my Fyre Fest is just the... it's an age one. I don't know. We, we are two days into like true March madness conference tournament week. I, there's nothing worse that I woke up this morning, uh, feeling like absolute dog shit. And it was not like sick, tired. And then I had the moment of, what did you do yesterday?
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Oh, yeah, you sat on a couch and watched TV all day. And it's the most pathetic feeling ever to be like, I'm mentally and physically wiped from watching basketball.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Oh, remember the the ad machine I put on for a podcast once? Maybe we get those. I mean, we should we should try to get some workouts in because, yeah, it was it's just it's we're two days in and I'm already feeling and I know I'll be fine because this is my favorite time of the year, but it's just like.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
It's absolutely pathetic that sitting and watching basketball can mentally and physically drain me that way.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
And I've got to fight against you every day. Yeah. Tooth and nail. Hank, by the way, faded me when I lost. And then yesterday I won and he didn't fade me. Isn't that weird? You didn't fade him yesterday? Yeah, but isn't that weird that it was the day I won? Yeah.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
He really is a commenter who's just like halfway through a game like bad bet.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
But you said you were going to fade me, and then I won.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Hop in.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Got it. Got it. But it's just interesting. Like, the day I lose, you faded me. The day I won, you didn't. Yeah, good luck. You're like Jim Cramer. You're good at timing the market.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Yeah. All right, Oldie, your Fyre Fest.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Wait, there was mosquitoes on the plane? Yeah. They must be so confused.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Yes, I would say so, to put it lightly.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
This is going to be a while to figure out a rhyme.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
You looked at me like I'm in the airline. No, I'm just kidding.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. My Badgers beat with Northwestern, needed that just for some mojo. Klezmitz back, so it feels good. Yeah, we did. Also, Indiana, yeah. Oldie was a Badger fan and Villanova fan today, so he went one and one. He's wearing the Villanova shirt right now. Right now. But you got to get the Badger stuff back on tomorrow. Oh, yeah. I'm ready to go. Big tilt against UCLA.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
All right, well, so no bugs, but good trip.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Good trip. I'm glad I'm here. This is awesome. This is great. Yeah, tune into the streams. Oldie will be watching college basketball with us.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
How's the snow situation in Canada right now? Starting to melt. Nice. Starting to melt. Do you get a little sad, though, because that means the plow's going away for the season?
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
You'll be able to get that Audi out.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Hank drives an Audi.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Okay, that's a chick car.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
17.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
99 pug. Good odds. Someone's going to get it. A lot of them.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
It's Lil' Jackie until he proves he's the man. Yeah. Until he fights Shane. Correct.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
42. 42. Jackie Robinson. Love you guys.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Top of my backpack. Ready to go. All right. Rock and roll tomorrow. Also, Indiana might be out of the tournament now. I don't know if you saw that.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Yeah. Yeah.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
God damn it.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Joe Lenardi also is probably napping right now. So, all right, I'm trying to look to see if he updated it anywhere. Does he not do a live bracketology update?
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
And we have our good friend Oldie back in studio sitting next to Max. So we're going to have some good vibes as well. And it's all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. Who's scoring big in the NBA this season? You are with the all-new ways to get in on the action at DraftKings Sportsbook and official sports betting partner, the NBA.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Well, I know he writes an article, too, but it doesn't... Like, this... It should be out... There should be updates every second. It's ridiculous. Max, don't you agree?
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Wait, what's today's date? Oh, he did update it at 6 o'clock. My bad. Whoops. Sorry, Joe Linardi. He did update it. All right, last four in right now are San Diego State, Xavier, North Carolina, Texas. First four out are Indiana, Ohio State, Boise State, Colorado State. Next four out, Dayton, UC Irvine, Wake Forest, Villanova.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
We'll get to that in a little bit. Yeah, we'll get to that in a minute. We'll get to that in a minute. All right. Oh, Marquette Xavier was an incredible game too. Xavier totally blew it at the end, although Marquette was just hitting every shot. And then Xavier with the shot of the day in terms of covering with a half court bank shot to cover two and a half. That's what March is about.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
It didn't mean anything for the game, but it meant a lot. It meant a lot.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Shaboom.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
I was still fired up. Oh, we had two buzzer beaters, too. Or we might have had more. But Ole Miss, buzzer beater on Arkansas. And then Chucky Hepburn and Louisville, buzzer beater on Stanford.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Yeah, the ball was just flying around, and he got it. And perfect shot at the end. That was awesome.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Oh, we got the Kentucky. Oh, that overdone. Sorry. PFT. It's okay.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
DePaul with almost the upset of the day that they just fought their asses off but we knew it they just couldn't survive double overtime if you're buying stock in any program right now I feel like you could do worse than DePaul yeah if Chris Holtman stays yeah now if he leaves then I guess that's the risk that you take but this is a great penny stock this is a great shit coin to invest in yes we should actually make Holtman shit coins someone probably already did
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
I also want to give a special shout out to Middle Tennessee because I watched every second of that game. Absolute war. I don't know if I've ever seen that where Middle Tennessee hit a buzzer beater to end the game, but he got the shot off in time for it to be a buzzer beater, but it was late on the shot clock violation.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
They started the possession with 31 seconds left, and he got it off for a buzzer beater, but it was shot clock violation.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Yes.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Absolutely. There's been, like, good basket. We're just going to go just pretend it didn't happen. Also, Arizona looked good against Kansas. Kansas is just broken. They're not going to be. That's going to be one of those ones where they're going to be a five or six and everyone's going to say, oh, my God, down goes Kansas.
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Bill Raftery, Conference Championship Thursday, Oldie Is Back With The Boys + Fyre Fest Of The Week
It might be a six. I got to see where they are. Let me see bracketology. I kind of hope they're a five seed already is. Because they've fallen down the stretch. Let's see.
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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani
15.
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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani
And so, Greg, that's going to bring us to the next question.
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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani
100%.
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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani
18.
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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani
11.
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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani
11.
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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani
18.
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Oh, no! But I'm also part troll. And see...
Stuff You Should Know
Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Yeah. And if you were down on your luck at the time and you went to a particular schooner, the Rouse Simmons Schooner, you would probably meet the captain. He was nicknamed Captain Santa. And if he found out that you were down on your luck, he would probably give you one of the Christmas trees free of charge.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Yeah. So the reason that this was already a thing, this is the late 19th century. By this time, the Germans had been decorating Christmas trees for a very long time. But it wasn't until Queen Victoria's husband, Prince Albert, who was from Germany, introduced it to England and it spread to America. So people wanted Christmas trees by this time pretty badly. And it was hard to come by in Chicago.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Not a lot of forests in Chicago. So sailors who sailed schooners or captains who sailed schooners, which are large masted ships used for shipping cargo, would sail from northern Michigan, from Wisconsin with literal boatloads of Christmas trees and show up at the Clark Street docks in Chicago, string up some lights on their boat and just say, come on aboard and pick out your tree.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Yeah. So with a failed saloon, he was like, well, I've got to get out there and be captaining the Ralph Simmons as much as possible. He had a wife named Barbara. He had three daughters, two of whom were twins, which is usually how twins come. And so it's important to say he was not the only ship that would sail to Chicago. In
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
There were plenty of other captains, but he differentiated himself from his generosity, from his jolliness. And the Chicago papers gave him the nickname Captain Santa. And so by this time, this last run that he would make, and yes, that is kind of a cryptic way to put it. It was November, mid-November, and this was around the last time of the year where you could cross the Great Lakes.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
In particular, he was crossing Lake Michigan. So he was making one last run with the Rouse Simmons so loaded with Christmas trees that witnesses later said it looked like a floating forest. And it turns out, Chuck, that this was the last trip that both Captain Shuneman and the Rouse Simmons would ever make.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Yeah, I mean, I guess I had second thoughts about this, but reading over it again, I'm like, no, this is a good Christmas story.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Yeah, it was only 20 minutes that had passed. But by the time that motorboat from Two Rivers made it out there, they were like, we couldn't see it. I mean, it was dark. And this was in the afternoon, but it was so dark and the snow was so heavy and the mist was so thick that they were like, it's not there. So they don't know exactly where it went down.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
They didn't know where it went down for a very long time, about half a century. But the thing is, is despite the fact that it had vanished, no one saw it go down. So like in maritime thinking, it was not necessarily lost. It could have made it out of sight into a safe harbor and waited that mid-November storm out. And that's what Barbara and her daughters were thinking.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
They were concerned when the Ralph Simmons did not show up in Chicago as planned, like on its normal schedule. That's the word I'm looking for. It's a Christmas miracle. I just pulled that word out of thin air. Yeah. But they also realized like it's possible they were just sheltering in a harbor for a little while. Let's give it a few days before we're really worried.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Yeah, there was no doubting it. It had his business card. Yeah. It also had like clippings of some of the newspaper accounts on him as Captain Santa. It was definitely his wallet. And I mean, found in a fishing net is not the way you want to find your lost husband's wallet. No.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
So the Ross Simmons was definitely lost, but Barbara herself carried on this family tradition of delivering Christmas trees in Chicago for several more years, as a matter of fact, using schooners. Eventually, they moved over to trains, which is far more sensible.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
But the loss of the Rouse Simmons was basically the signal like, okay, the age of schooners sailing across the Great Lakes using cargo and in particular showing up at the Clark Street docks with Christmas trees is probably over.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
That was apparently the real deal, like that some of their they're so well preserved in the silt that some of them still have their needles attached.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Yeah. So a diver in Lake Michigan, I think Lake Michigan is now the Vogue to Clear Lake, thanks to the zebra mussel invasion.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
But at the time, in 1971, when it was discovered, a diver felt it out by hand and somehow figured out that this was the Ralph Simmons that he had found in like 172 feet of water. And then over time, I think in 2006, some underwater archaeologists did the first survey and And there's a picture, I think Atlas Obscura has a really great article on this.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Yeah, no, I forgot about that Ourang Medan and Mystery of the Sarah Jo two for in like, I think, two weeks in a row or something.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
And there's an overhead shot of the rouse simmons sitting upright on the bottom of Lake Michigan. And you can see some of the Christmas tree timbers still scattered around it.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Yeah, that is very sad. I hadn't thought about that. Wow. If this wasn't a bummer Christmas episode, it sure is now. But it might not be a scary ghost story, but it is a tale of the glory of Christmases long, long ago, if you ask me. And so to kind of tie the whole thing up in a nice Christmas bow, Captain Santa was so beloved, the Chicago papers went nuts when the Ralph Simmons was lost.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
There was a legend, which was apparently true, of a poor little girl who was waiting at the Clark Street docks for Captain Santa himself to get her Christmas tree and was left waiting forever, essentially. But he's still so beloved around this area that every year in early December, the U.S.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Coast Guard Cutter Mackinac commemorates the Ralph Simmons journey across Lake Michigan and brings a load of Christmas trees to Chicago's disadvantaged kids.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Happy ending. It is a happy ending. You nailed it. It's a Christmas ending.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. I want to give a big shout out and thanks to Glenn V. Longacre, who wrote a great 2006 article in the National Archives, now defunct prologue magazine, in addition to Atlas Obscura, too.
Stuff You Should Know
Short Stuff: Captain Santa
No, this comes out on Christmas. It is Christmas right now, Chuck. Oh, well, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Chuck. Merry Christmas to everybody who's listening, and happy holidays. Short Stuff is out.
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Yeah, so just ring some jingle bells for this maritime disaster and it'll differentiate it from the others, right?
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Short Stuff: Captain Santa
Hi and welcome to the short stuff. I should say Merry Christmas and welcome to the short stuff, everybody, because this episode comes out on December 25th, which, as many people know, is Christmas Day.
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It's electric. It is so electric.
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I think he got a 25.
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F***.
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I chook. I chook. crazy guy from my village to here to see this event and they are here and today I will bring them to my hotel and They will see something. Well, listen, let's leave it at that.
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Yeah, you can.
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Yeah.
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58.
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97.
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100%.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But they're not babies. They're like little kids.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
You would have heard.
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You can't do that.
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I need more Draymond.
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Chum's dead.
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Yeah.
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Wait, I took. So I took one.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
He's dead corpse. Continue.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
I agree.
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It's good.
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Yeah, he was really good.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Kobe?
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Don't worry about me.
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19.
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And Ray Allen.
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Terrible.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
I think it's scary.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
I think it is.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
That shot.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Hey, Wi-Fi, fuck you. Yeah, I don't even know if it might be.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
You didn't take the fucking belt.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
I think that's BS.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
He's active in there.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
It's the best.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
No idea.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Hands were down.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
I think he's a little mentally nuts.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Let us know which ones are to watch.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Oh, yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Dream, dream, dream.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Dream, yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
I know.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Oh, my God.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
I don't give an ish. What is it?
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Zero. Zero. There's a zero.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Whatever. You know what?
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Or that.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, that could be the Knicks. That would be the Knicks.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
I didn't even notice that he was high as a kite.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, I'm not judging you.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
It looks like a potion.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
What was she upset about?
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
They might be boning.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
I miss the hell out of that guy. Damn, dude.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Do you just panic here in the ocean?
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
15.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
100%.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, I know.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Help me!
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
For real.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Bleep off, man. Bleep off.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Oh my God.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
That brought it back.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Severance and complaint.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
But stop abusing that rule because we'll stop.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Really?
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
I do sometimes. Shut them up. I'm trying to get classy. Yeah, just put a pinky out. It is a classy way to curl. I'm going to wrap it.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Nobody's doing that.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
And he was on foot.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
You know what I mean? Yeah, I would do it.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Good money.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Because you bust balls. You bust balls. Yeah, I've been told.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Right. Right.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
It did.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
What did I say?
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Right.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
That's exciting. I mean, that's promising. Yeah. First time asker getting answers.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
You could do eight-hour days.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
67%.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yes.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Blue Jay. Toaster is up there.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. It's just a thought. It hits home.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
And I would be too.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
I don't know. It does suck.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Dude, and by the way, and by the way.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
My bad, dude.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
He had a TV show.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
He is a pro.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Thank you.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
He is 100% that guy.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, I know.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Then I would care.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
100%.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Oh my God.
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Oh,
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
Maybe somebody else is pranking us. What was the prank?
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Draft Of Unintentionally Funny Things, Alex Pereira Loses The Belt, And Questions From The Sticks
What was it?
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
episode 86 you knew 86 yeah no i i thought it was 86 but then as i was saying it i was like i'm pretty sure it might be 87 it could be 87 i think it's 86 you know what either way it maybe it's 86 part two if it's 86 part two thanks for coming thanks for coming along welcome to part two i'm sure part two has been yeah you know very awaited that's not the long way uh very uh anticipated
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
it's like i know which is sick dude it's that tall it's sick that shit is sick yeah that that's gonna be your lie but that's fine i mean that's a fun lie i wish i wish that was true um it is if you could be yourself or a nine inch danny what would you be nine inch really i don't know but then everything there's complications but there's also complications like i have a wife that i have to provide for and stuff i probably couldn't do it if our nine inches
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I don't think we have it.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Yeah. But that would be, that'd be great.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Awesome. The deepest part of the ocean is 35,000 feet deep. That's true. That's true. But can we talk about the ocean for a second?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
um do i snake into my last snake into your fiber yeah she um it's this one is i read this one in my little in my deep dive and i don't think it's true but i'm just gonna say it anyway it's impossible to hum while holding your nose you kind of didn't let me try to hum a song
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I'm going to look up Finland sauna situation. Yeah, check that out. It's Finland sauna situation with 3.3 million saunas in a country.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Yeah, that's directly out of your nostrils.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Please, I just need that.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
It's all mental, and it would work, and I would appreciate it. But you can't be in on it, obviously. You can't be in on it.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Oh, that could be it. We might be like showers are just saunas to them. That could be it. Why? What's up with the... So they have 3.3 million saunas? Yeah, I'm trying to get to the bottom. What's up with the saunas in Finland? I think that should happen. What's up with the saunas in Finland?
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Deepest part of the ocean is 35,000. It's impossible to hum with your nose. Finland has more saunas than cars. Cloud weighs one million pounds. Studies show that being righty and lefty is a choice.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
But if we did that when we were like two, it would have worked.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Yeah, I'm gonna make my kids speak like all the languages and be lefty.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
And so I'm doing he's doing MMA too.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
beat my ass.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
That makes no sense.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Why didn't we just do football? Just do that shit. Nuggets are losing to the worst team in the league.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
68.4.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Riddle Me Sticks.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
If you want me to live, feed me, but never let me drink. Feed me, but never let me drink.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Blue stone, Red Sea. Blue stone, Red Sea. If you threw a blue stone into the Red Sea... It would become like a rock in the... An ocean rock.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Hell yeah. 1-1.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Every time I look at the Nuggets game, we're at the scorer's table reviewing something.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
And whose ball is it?
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
You're done. This was the last podcast for Riddle Me Sticks.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
No.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Yeah, it was like Drake, I think like... Oh, Russ was obviously in mine. Russ went his way in there. Who else made their way in there? It might have been like Uzi or something. Yeah. Uzi also, you see Uzi saying that it was a Frank Ocean album? I don't know if we already said this, if we already covered this. No.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
What did he say? He said like basically, like Frank Ocean, I don't really know what the story is, so I would butcher it, but like he basically like just put some bullshit out so he could get out of his deal and then he dropped like his best album ever. So he like basically fucked the label.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Is it the CEO? Yeah.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Yeah, and there's whatever it is. But one thing about McDonald's that you can't take away from them is the food's going to taste really good.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
And I don't want to hear anybody being like, this isn't good. Like, I tried the chicken Big Mac. It was f***ing really good.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
It is something like that.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
It reminds me, yep, J. Cole. Like chip on his shoulder, J. Cole. It's almost like... Like mixtape Cole. Mixtape Cole. It's kind of like when Drake dropped, if you're reading this.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
So maybe it was just like the lead single. It could have been, yeah. I mean, the thing is, I mean, the kid's a really good rapper.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
If it was really like a situation where he's like,
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I think, well, I think it would just ruin, it would ruin everything for me. Yeah.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Was I denying that?
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Own it. I like Uno.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
He was the next guy.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Yeah, he was good.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I know he's definitely been getting diminished a little bit lately.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
What do you mean?
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
It is the worst day.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Yeah. It's just a day. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably hungover.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
yeah it's not it's just not it's not all it's yeah it's just it's it's worse than a regular actually it's it's a bad thing yeah carly cheryl says word on the street cool beans got placed in the microwave and are now hot beans and are now hot beans that is you guys are always more up to date on these matters does this change his meaning or will cool beans still be the slang love y'all love the pod
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
It's not the cool beans. Anybody knows, really. I mean, they're a chiller bean by nature. You know, I just think it's going to be interesting. Do you practice what you preach, Bean?
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
We got a redraft a little bit.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Do you practice what you preach? And the answer is going to be no, man.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
That seems kind of true. That kind of seems accurate.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Well, right now, he practices what he preaches. When he comes out of that microwave, he's a hot bean. But you're not a cool bean anymore.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I just made that up. That seems like a lie to me. But at the same time, it's like, that's such an odd lie to make up.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Yeah.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
That is not what nuts are all about, man. No, dude. That is not what nuts are about. Nuts go and maybe they team up with chocolate. Maybe they do like a, they just, maybe, you know what?
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I know.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
And if that's the guy... And this is going to be really... It's like a very controversial take, but I kind of support Nutcracker.
The Bread Basket Podcast
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Well, you would say these female mosquitoes have a hell of a PR staff. And they do. And I've heard about that.
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I think that it absolutely deserves to be there. I think that's a flawless alphabet.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
They're allowing nose light technology this year. I know. They're allowing them to use this technology. So now what is Rudolph? Just a reindeer with a red light on his nose.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Exactly. He's still good for the league. For big Christmas. But he's no longer the best reindeer ever. in the league.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
No, I'm not talking about that. Of course, those guys, those are all revenue generators as well. Yeah, the big six. What about Blake?
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Yes.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
Yeah, I think I could beat him.
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Draft Of Fun Facts Pt. 2, The Snack Wrap Is BACK, The Rizzler Drops Again, And Luigi Mangione
I would kill him. Imagine when he was like eight for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What's up?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I mean, I would notice it right away. I think once, I think it would take like a month for me to be terrified about it.
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This is kind of funny. It's kind of weird. I kind of like that I'm not in on it because I don't have to wear this shirt. And you get to still wear what you want. Yeah, I get to be cool. I get to be swaggy.
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Right, yeah.
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This one comes from Isaac. He said, how do you do, bread boys?
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Would you rather have no cellular data and have to search for Wi-Fi for the rest of your life or never be able to wear socks? And he says, crumble cookies are nasty. That, I just, that's wrong.
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It's a trend.
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At this point, I don't even know that. I haven't had crumble cookies.
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Yeah, now I almost, it's almost a good marketing play because I'm like, it's a cookie. It can't be nasty. But now I kind of want to see what Isaac's.
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But I'm going to be like, no, this is good as f**k when I get it. Yeah. Because it's a cookie. Yeah. It's a large cookie.
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Whatever. A regular cookie.
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Yeah, I guess you can't really call. You're just your FaceTime. You're a FaceTime merchant.
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I'll quit. I'll quit. I'm going to quit soccer. Okay. But that's fine.
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That's very typical. I've heard wallow in the darkness a couple times, man.
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Yeah, I mean, obviously, we were at the Nuggets championship.
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I also have been to a Stanley Cup game, which was... Oh, that's neat. The energy is cool. It's like if I was a little bit more of a fan of the abs, I would have been a little bit more into it. They also lost. So you're like, ah. Right. But it was electric energy. Electric energy. UFC as well.
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Yeah.
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Oh, there's another one we got to answer as well. Go ahead.
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Dodged a flying knee. It had wings, right? Well, no. It just came through.
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It was just a person just practicing flying knees. Got it, got it, got it.
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Because I was already annoyed.
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I will say, hammers, different story for you. Different story. One hammer, I'm pissed. One hammer, you're pissed. But screwdrivers, it's like- You got to hide your hammers around, Danny, if you're ever in a situation where maybe you're getting to know them or-
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This is Mayra. What's up? My bad on the name pronunciation. I don't know.
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I would say that's the problem.
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Right. She said hello. And this is a callback to a previous episode, I believe. I need some... Come back.
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It's our first episode. Come back.
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hello i need some help gentlemen my co-worker asked you guys a question about dealing with me after he won rookie of the year on pod 81 he won rookie teacher of the year yes he did can you guys now give me some advice on how to deal with a co-worker that made winning rookie of the year's whole personality that's hilarious and yes this is a direct shot at turt turtle turtle
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Exactly. But for at least the rest of this calendar year, let's let him enjoy this.
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It's a bit of a twist.
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Post for Cam and Matt.
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Wow.
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If you want to get out of bug land. If you want to get out of disgusting rat situations. Because you'll see.
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The mouse by nature seems like the cutest little guy ever. Size, size. You've got to have a little heft on you, and that's what I would be worried about with that guy. He actually may be small enough to be cute. Maybe, dude. He may be so small on the scale that it's horrible. It's hard to pull off, though. It's very hard to pull off.
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Oh, I knew a couple of worms back in the day that they were like... They smoked a lot of weed, but they were... Yeah, they do smoke a lot usually. They were cool though. They're cool as hell. Why is that? Are they... What is that? It's part of their culture? I think a lot of them have a little bit of anxiety and they just... Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yep.
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I mean, it's as medical as it can be. Yeah, like sure, like the doctor told me to do it, but it's like, I mean, they're just doing it for fun.
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They didn't tell you that one.
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yeah because i think we're all curious yeah yeah i think we're all curious i think that's the kind of thing that could do numbers yeah 100 i don't like thinking like that no that feels viral yeah studies show that being right this is actually i've been saying this for such a long time and i'm i'm happy to bring this to the forefront might be lying stuff tell me i haven't been saying this for a long time studies show that being righty and lefty is a choice at birth
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Like when you start doing things, you just, like your mom puts your fork in your right hand and you just start eating righty. I don't think that. Your mom puts your toothbrush in your right hand.
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I wish I chose lefty. Okay, I said it.
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Yes. Let's do it. And I didn't fact check any of these. I'm not a fact checker. I'm not an encyclopedia.
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My next one's going to be the average cloud weighs over 1 million pounds.
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But when we first moved to Santa Monica every morning, I would go to the beach and just sit there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you would get that? I would get that from birds big time. I don't know why. Just like this thing flies and shit? This bird, because it would be like I'm hanging out with my friend here and he's just like being a bird and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That is nuts, dude.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I just, unfortunately, like I just kind of like wake up and I'm like, I want to like, like film and like get into it.
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It's efficient.
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Well, I'm just like, I could walk all the way around this block or I can just come straight up the gut right down this alley. And you've made a habit of coming up the gut? And it's not a great habit because it's like my 11-minute walk turns into a six-minute walk. And then at some point, it's going to be a one-minute walk.
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No.
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Don't lie to me.
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Don't lie to me.
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Happy 93. Hola. Hola. Que tal? What's that one? I've never really known. I think it's like, how are you maybe? Because when I say que tal to Sarah, she says bien. So how are you? But that's como estas. So it's a different. I don't know. Whatever. I mean, we're there. I mean, that's all we need to know. We're on vacation.
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I think if you're with a group, maybe it's your family, if it's a group of friends, I don't think breakfast should be scheduled any earlier than nine. Oh, I agree. I think 9 a.m. is the cutoff and up from there. If you want to do 10, do 10. But I find myself at these 9 a.m.s, it's like, I'll make this 9 a.m., but we could not have done an 8.30. I agree, but... I got to respect Coach's call.
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If Coach called us to 8 a.m., we'd do it. But I'm just saying, Coach Mom... Coach Mom calls 9. Coach Mom is calling 9. She's going 9, 9, 9, 9. There's been rumblings of, let's do 9.30. And Coach Mom does not do it. Coach Mom, by the way... Not today, but yesterday, Coach Mom said 10 a.m. when I left the room. That's what I'm saying. There were rumblings of that.
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And then I woke up, and I got a text from Coach at 9, 10. She said, where are you? Coach was fucking mad, too. I know, but am I wrong? Was that not the call? When did she say that? When I left dinner. Coach Mom said 10? That's what I heard. What, did we return to the room and play goats or play catchphrase or something?
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We returned to the room, played some catchphrase, and then as I was leaving the door, 10 a.m. dinner or 10 a.m. lunch? Oh, as you were walking home. I mean, that's Coach Mom. She'll test you. She might have sent out a text in the morning, let's meet at 9, and she'll test you. She wants you to set an alarm, 7, 8, know when the dinner is. Yeah, I had to do it.
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She made me stay back after breakfast and do 150 burpees. Really? Yeah. And she made you walk in in front of the whole crew late. Really embarrassing. Yeah. Really embarrassing. Coach mom is a lot, man, but she's raised a disciplined squad, man. Yeah, she has. Disciplined squad. This is my five. Yeah. I mean, don't poop in the room. Oh, yeah, don't drop two in the room.
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You got to sunscreen up your homie's back if he needs it. We're going to do you got to not poop in that room. Yeah, don't drop two in the room. Yeah. What's the policy? What about your room when you're solo this year? Because obviously... Oh, I'm dropping two in here. Yeah, because Sarah came this year, so I'm in a room with Sarah. It's my first time not with Zach. Yeah. So you shit in there.
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100%. And at the end of the day... Because nobody's that bothered by their own smell. No. It's your shit. You know what's gross about that is like... that's like, I didn't know. I didn't even know that that happened. Like if you shit in that bathroom and I didn't, and I just, it just started seeping out. I'd be like, I didn't even know that that happened. Right.
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You don't want to re-wear. You know what, though? But you know what? You re-wear and keep it silent? I think let's be kind to ourselves here. You know what I'm saying? Yes. If you run out of socks, man, at the end of the day, it's going to happen. Reware them and don't tell anybody. Of course. Because everybody's been there. Of course.
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And now I'm getting surprised by this smell. Right. So that's gross. Cause you don't see it coming. You know, it's coming. That's when somebody else... And it's your scent. It's your scent. I know, but when you fart, like if you fart and you know that it's about to smell like shit, you already know what it... Because it's your fart. Exactly. Yeah, and I don't... It's my fart.
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When somebody else catches you off guard, you're like, that's so... It's so disgusting. And annoying. And it's like, f***, man.
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yeah luckily we got a lot of bathrooms around here right it's able to yeah i guess you just don't have the issue yeah i don't have the issue you just drop solo twos yeah um but yeah i mean that's the that's the draft that's the draft uh i got a stat actually oh nice i got a stat of the day ski um i tried to keep it vacation theme so it's vacation theme i bet it's vacation themed
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This is a vote on Ranker.com. What are the best? Yeah, great website, by the way, Ranker.com. People just rank around on there. Yeah, it's awesome. The best U.S. Hey, you know what, man? Hold on.
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shut your meat hole shut your meat hole man shut your meat hole shut your meat hole we're filming shut your meat hole yeah um what are the best u.s states to vacation in according to a vote on record.com you got three lives because you won't get it today no yeah i will um there's just some interesting choices come on uh hawaii in the one i was gonna say montana but that's not gonna be my first guess but i do think that's gonna be on there
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uh california in the six florida in the four yeah okay so is are they gonna go a weird route because i would say honestly i would i would put like a texas in there just because it's just because of the heat because it's hot and it's nice to be warm exactly um some people just like to feel warm texas Nope. Okay. So that, you know what? That tells me a lot though. That tells me a whole lot.
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New York. Nope. What? It's not my list, man. Don't yell at me. Don't yell at me. Don't yell at me, dude. It's not my list. People go there from all over. I was born in New York. I know. I was born in New York. I know we were, but everybody, Pete Denny, people go there from all over the globe. Why are you explaining it to me? It's not my fucking list, dude.
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that's ridiculous okay it's a asshole you're an asshole i'm not an asshole for that you are it's just you're not an i'm not saying you are an asshole that was an asshole move for you're an asshole for me to not have it on the list do you want me to it's not my list to lie about how i feel right now so that that was an ass walk me through why i'm an asshole for that because new york should be on there and it's not and you're being an asshole right now
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Okay. Sorry to get snappy with you, but sometimes I have. You're moody lately. Dude, you're f***ing moody. Everybody thinks that. You're moody, dude. You got snappy on the pod. Again. Arizona. That'll do it. Dude, what the f*** do you want from me? What do you want from me, man? Are you talking to me or the list? You, man. What do you want from me? I don't know, dude. Alaska? It was in the three.
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But I'm just saying when you're packing, don't go low on socks. You don't want to go low on socks. You don't need to pack seven pair of pantaloons. No, you don't. But if you want socks, take how many days? Maybe double it. Yeah, yeah. Because you might be working out. And by the way, I would say, honestly...
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I get what they're doing with that. I've never met somebody that's been to Alaska. It's just like a weird experience, I guess. Colorado was in the deuce. No, it's not. The mountains. The mountains are good. If you want to ski up. So Colorado's in the two. Alaska's in three. Flo Rida was in the four. Maine was in the five. Like, what are we talking about? Cali, Montana, you did have.
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Tennessee, I get. I like Tennessee. Washington and North Carolina. That list is ridiculous. That list is kind of bad. That list is invalid. But that's okay. So that's that. What news do you got? I got a couple. Drake? Yeah, the Drake conductor freestyle thing about LeBron. Man, he's good. He's very good. That was like impressive.
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I always thought when he recorded those, it was like he did like bar by bar. He's got the voice going the whole time. I listened to it on the beach and I just, I wasn't even watching the video. So I kind of just, I just listened like it was a song and I didn't even notice, which is so impressive. Good, dude. Very good. Crazy. I get it. Even when he does like his... That wasn't me.
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He does it like in the way he does it. Yeah. I get it too. Dude, that's how I would feel. He's not offended. He's not upset about the beef. He's not upset. Him and Kendrick have always hated each other. He's not like, he doesn't even hate Kendrick almost in that way. He almost doesn't. He's just like, we're rivals. Right. But he hates the fact that all his friends sided with Kendrick.
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Yeah, I don't get that. It's so rude. If him and LeBron were close friends, then that would really hurt my feelings. LeBron owes him an apology. You think? Yeah. What do you think LeBron was thinking? He was just like, Kendrick made a good song. I fuck with that. I fuck with Drake's good songs. I fuck with the culture. He fucks with the culture. He fucks with the culture and also...
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Like he right now. He's like kind of like the guy in LA and like a dot is well LeBron to like yeah Like he's on the Lakers.
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So then like he's throwing something at the forum You kind of got to go true but like I it would be like if I'm beefing with somebody and you're like that couldn't happen and I'm just saying like it's like if your friend like like imagine if you had beef with somebody and I was like I was just like at their events and Yeah, it'd be insane. You'd be like, I hate you. I would definitely.
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Like, what the fuck? Like, it's so offensive. I get it. I get it, too. And that shit's super good. And the snippets sound really good from the album. From the party? I don't know. Like, who? Snippets in general. What the hell is that? Where is that coming from? Did you actually hack Drake's computer? Or is it intentional? I don't know. I don't know. I bet some of them are intentional.
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I think, yeah, that's definitely been a thing, but I don't know what. How do you have three Drake leaks that he doesn't want you to have? Like random person. It's like such an invasion of privacy. Maybe it's just hackers. I don't know. I don't get it. Jimmy Butler, that situation? Suspended? I think he could go to the Denver Nuggets. I really do. I don't see why not. Who would you trade?
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it's like unless you're going for like maybe a one day or two day vacay if it's like a week-long situation a five-day situation you just should empty the clip on socks you should empty the clip bring 21 pairs of socks because you're not gonna regret it man you're not gonna regret it no you're not i found this pair it's a clean fresh pair of nikes very good i haven't rechecked the suitcase so it might be tough tomorrow like i don't know yeah yeah well all my prayers go out to you yeah yeah i appreciate that i appreciate that yeah i mean i'll mirror that with with undies can't have too many undies
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I think the trade would be MPJ for Jimmy Butler. And would you want to do that? I'm going to say yes, only because... That's just, we do it, we have to win. Well, yes. We have to win. But that, I think, is a good trade regardless because... Because of the contract? Exactly. You get off MPJ's contract... That contract is terrible. It's a terrible contract. It's almost a perfect situation. Exactly.
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Because Jimmy has to go. MPJ is kind of untradeable because of the contract. but it's kind of a better deal for them in a way. But MBJ, I think, will be an important player in the league for the next 10 years. For the next 10 years, 100%. Because once he gets out of this deal, a team is going to give him 15 mil a year, and it's going to be the most valuable piece.
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Do you think he ever goes up from where he's at, or is he just kind of like 18 a game? He's at the max. Oh, you're saying... Yeah, yeah, just as play-wise. I mean, if he wants to go to the Wizards, he can. But I don't think he wants to. Imagine if he were on the Warriors. He'd just be really important. Kind of like Harrison Barnes that one year.
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Yeah, the only reason he's not good is because his contract is insane. You're not a max guy. He's not. That's crazy we gave him that. But not really, though. Yeah, I don't know. Dude, he was so good, and then you're just like... I guess we didn't need to, though. Did we give him that before? We gave him that after the bubble. And he was really good in the bubble. He was what? Just what he is now?
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Yeah, he was what he is now. Yeah. But, I mean, he was also 20, and you're like, okay, he's going to get way better. So you're like, he might be the best player in the league. But I think you do. I think you have to do Zeke and MPJ for Jimmy Butler. I think they'll take it. I think it's a good deal. They have to get off Jimmy. It's a good deal for everybody. Yeah.
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You get MPJ who's really good and maybe MPJ will be perfect. Maybe he becomes a superstar. Maybe he doesn't. Doesn't he feel like a good Miami guy too? I mean, I feel like he would, he would love it. Love. He would probably actually want to get traded to Miami, even though they're going to, it's Miami. Yeah. But like the nuggets are like contenders.
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So like, depends on how he seems like he would, he's like, I want to go to the nuggets cause they're contenders guy. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. But that would, I would be down. I'd be down to do that trade. Yeah, I got Wemby is good. Do you have anything on that? I think he might be really good, actually. Really good? Can we change that? Let's do Wemby is really good. Let's change that.
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I just saw him hit that three. He's really good. He's really good, dude. And I think we're playing him right now, actually. Are we live right now? Or I think it's probably early. Yeah, it actually is. Oh, no, we're on the East. But he's good, man. Yeah, I mean, he's going to be... He might win, like... They played eight, so they played an hour. He might win, like, eight MVPs. He might, dude.
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Because he's just undeniable. Like, right now, you could argue that he's, like, top 26 and 10 right now already. I was going to say top five. Top 10. Dude, he kind of is, though, because he's probably the best defender in the league. And his team's winning, by the way, too. So it's like... You really could make the argument he's top five. Yeah. I mean, he does everything on the court.
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We lost to them because he was just better. And he's 7'4"? Yeah. That's unbelievable. He's really good. We should trade for him somehow. Would you trade Yoke for Wemby? Yeah. No. Yes? I mean, he's 20. Yeah, he's 20 and Yoke's 30. You have to. Yeah. Would you trade Jamal, MPJ, AG, and CB for Wemby? Yeah, I would. Damn, dude. Imagine Yoke and Wemby on the team. That would work.
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God, that'd be so good. Yoke would play point, maybe. Yeah. All right, you got any other news? No. Should we go Qs? Yes. All right, we got Bluejay writing in from YouTube. So it's a little mixed up here from Bluejay. And I want to just play Bluejay advocate here. Yeah. Do you think that this is a Bluejay impersonation account?
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Because I just feel like... It really... I mean, Bluejay underscore five, that's a different username. It is the same prof pic. It's not verified. It could be. Unless we get... It's almost cool for Bluejay. It's almost cool. He's becoming a freaking... Household bird. A legit celebrity bird. Yeah, he's... Well, he's always been a celebrity bird. I'm just saying...
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It would be surprising to me if Blue Jay just went from Spotify to- Just like went on YouTube. It wouldn't make a lot of sense. Yeah. But maybe he covers that in this message. Maybe we hit him and let's get into it. Yeah, maybe we figure it out. He said, Dear Danny and Zach, I trust this letter finds you guys in a time of favor and contentment. That sounds like him. It doesn't seem like Blue Jay.
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Well, I think it's actually more important than socks. It is. It is. Cause you really cannot rewear an undie. And I think maybe I'm just projecting cause I'm loaded on undies. So maybe it's just, I'm not loaded on socks. And also undies are so cooked cause you don't want to free ball. Well, you can't free ball. You also like, you gotta probably wear a pair if you're going to the gym.
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But it seems like somebody trying to be Blue Jay. Exactly. Yeah. That's what Blue Jay would want us to think. I wanted to update you boys on my new year. Yeah. I recently connected with my dad. Okay. This seems like Blue Jay. Yeah, yeah. How would this guy know about Blue Jays dad stuff? Like we know that behind. That's true. I don't know. That's true. I recently connected with my dad.
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We had a much needed conversation about ourselves and life. It brought me clarity and healing. Okay. For the first time in a while, I felt a weight begin to lift. Wow. That conversation made me realize how important it is to live with intention to stop drifting through life without purpose. It made me realize that I need to find a passion. I can't just keep flapping my wings around.
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okay so he's trying to get off his ass and do something yeah 2025 is the year i lock in i'm dedicated i'm dedicating myself to basketball like never before focus i gotta improve my game my mindset and my leadership on and off the court this sport has always been my passion and now it's time to give it everything i have yeah sincerely blue jay we love blue jay i don't know like i like you know what you know let's just go one step at a time let's go one step at a time
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Congratulations. We know you've wanted to talk to your dad for a long time. Ever since you were in the egg, you and him have not had a great relationship. No, no. When you hatched, obviously there was a big fight. And he flew away. Yeah, you wanted to fly away. And you did fly away. You left the nest. There's so much. His dad left the nest for a couple years, came back. Yeah, yeah.
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There's so much baggage with him and his pops that I think that let's take this one step at a time. Yes. That's incredible. That's freaking awesome. That they squashed. That's awesome. Now with the basketball thing. I don't think he has a... How tall is he? He's about like five inches. By the way, he wants to play in the NBA. I know. I know. And you listen.
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I think it's more of a strength problem than anything. Can you grasp a basketball? He can shoot. He can shoot. He's a good shooter. He can shoot. But like so am I. So is everybody with defense. Exactly. You know what? Do we just leave it and he's got to pack it? What? Like he's going to go to the gym every day, right? He's going to be healthy. Exactly. Is there really any downside here?
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I don't think so. Yeah, but the main thing, we're happy that he reconnected with his pops. Exactly. That's big. No, that's huge, man. This one comes from Oscar. He said, how many times would he have to be told by random people, you got this in a day, for you to believe that you don't got this? Hockey. You ended with hockey? You ended with hockey? You ended with hockey. Yeah, I get that.
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How many times you got this for me to not got this? It's tough, dude, because if there's six you got this people, I'm like, fuck yeah, I got this. And then there's like 10. Maybe it's like 10. It's like 10. It's 10. Well, can I ask you this? One, I'm just walking to the beach today. You got this. Fuck yeah, man. Yeah, yeah. And then you got this. And then Pops is like, you got this. It's 10.
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At what point do you start to question- Okay, well, thanks. Yeah, I do got this. What is it that I got?
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You got to wear a pair out. And then sometimes a guy like me doesn't really like wearing a swimsuit. I might be wearing three pairs of undies a day. Three pair. And that's the thing with on a vacay, you might be able to ditch socks, right? If you bring an open toad, you can ditch sock for maybe a good majority of your day. Right.
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Does that come into play before you think you don't got this? No, because I think there's always this to be got. True, true. And that's the story of life, really. Yeah, and if I walked out this door after the pot, I was like, you got this. Would you question what it is you have? I don't think you would. I'd just go get it. Yeah, you'd just go get what it is. I think my number's 10.
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I think it's double digits. I don't think there's really a time when I would be like, I don't got this. So you think 30 people could say you got this? I think it would just be like a linear graph. You'd just get more confident? I'd just get more and more and more and more confident. But what about 50 people today? Like there's a lot of people at this resort.
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I would just be, at that point, I think I actually might start levitating. Okay. Because I'd be like, I got this. And then like maybe you'd like run for president. Yeah, exactly. I would just, I got this. I got it. Yeah, I would turn into Kanye West. So there's no down though for you? Yeah, there's no down. You would never be like, I don't got this? No, at all. Okay. We got Breadstick Hayden.
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He said, hey boys, isn't it a splendid afternoon for some Chipotle? It's always a good time for Chipotle. I would like some Chipotle right now. I could go for some Chipotle. He said, blind ranking. Rank these things on how similar they feel to February. Okay. I don't f*** with February, so you're kind of already behind the eight ball. Yeah, I don't really f*** with February either.
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But there are, I'm looking at this, there's a couple similar things here. Did anybody f*** with February? Can we just take a, right now, just run your own poll in the chat. Well, everybody here watching the pod in real time, do you f*** with February? I'm not getting anything. I'm not getting anything either. If you f*** with February, raise your hand. I mean, nobody will raise their hand.
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So nobody. Nobody f***s with February. Anybody f***s with February. But there are some similar energies here. Up first, I don't really get a lot of Feb from this guy. Russell Westbrook. I get more April from Westbrook. Yeah, I get April. May a little bit. Even June in a way. Yeah, I love Russ. I get a lot of California from him. I get a lot of Pitbull. I get a lot of Pitbull. Like Dog?
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Yeah, I get a lot of... Like basketball? Basketball player. I get that from him. I don't get a lot of February. I'm going to say five. I mean, I don't really get a lot. I just don't get February from him. That's fine. That's the thing with Hayden. He's not forcing these people to have to do February. No, he's not. He's giving options. This one is February to me. Tuesday. Of course.
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I mean, that's one. Number one. Yeah, I mean, it's the two-hole header. It's the worst. But in the sense that, like, you got a lot of great days in that week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think February is a lot worse than Tuesday. I'll say that. Yeah, because Tuesday is just stacked up among a bunch of... Because there's been, Denny, I've had some amazing Tuesdays. You know what I'm saying?
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we're on vacay we're in mexico um cancun cancun ski um and that's the vibe today so we're gonna go draft of vacation rules um and they're not i'm interested to see where you went there's a lot of ways you can go yeah i did some niche ones about our family well i'm excited i'm really excited about this one we got some news after we got some questions from the sticks i really wanted to do this outside there's a lot of mariachi stuff going on a lot of mariachi a lot of wind a lot of um
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I don't know that I've had some... Do you know how hard it is to compete with the days? Exactly. There's seven days. You have Friday, you have Saturday, you have Wednesday, you have Monday, you have Thursday. Every single one of these guys is free. There's endless more. Every single one is a freak. Yeah. Et cetera, et cetera. Yeah.
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There's, I mean, we just listed off like Saturday, Sunday, Friday, Thursday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, et cetera, et cetera. On and on and on. Yeah. We could list goes on and on. We could do this all night. We can do this for, for, for you, but it's really hard for Tuesday. Um, but you got them in the one he is February. Up next, we have Dunkin' Donuts. I see it. I see it, man. Wednesday.
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It's a strong Wednesday for me. It is Wednesday. So I'll put it in the three, actually. Okay. But in relation to February. I know, but I'm kind of just relating it to Wednesday right now. Okay. And I think Dunkin' Donuts in three. Wednesday in three. Yeah, Wednesday and three, Dunkin' Donuts, Wednesday, three. And like we said, the list goes on and on, et cetera, et cetera. To name a few, what?
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100%. I got a lot of good rules. I'm going to say ice cream is always in play.
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Three, Dunkin' Donuts, Wednesday, three. Yeah, so there's a couple of them. The list goes on and on. Spoons. I get a little bit of Feb. I get a little bit of Feb. They're an even utensil, and February's an even month. Exactly, they are. No, that's fair. That's fair. But you got them in the four? Yeah. And then what do we got left? The two slot? The two. Blue Jay? Yeah.
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It actually gives a little bit of fab. It does give some fab. I think that's a perfect place, honestly. This one comes from Darag. Darag. What's up, Darag? Have you heard the rumors about the Easter Bunny, in parentheses, Carl outside of Easter? He's on about hanging up the boots and making this his last Easter. Is there anyone in the league to replace him?
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Yeah, I think there's been candidates that have come forward. I don't think it'll be the same without EB. I think he's like his brilliance. Yeah, Carl. And that's the thing is like, he just wants to be Carl. And that's like, and I'm sorry, Carl. Like that, what I just did is why he wants to f**k him. It's exactly why he's hanging. It's like, I'm not an Easter bunny. I'm a father, right?
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He's a father of, is it three?
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uh i think he has three and then he has one step step bunny step bunny okay it's not his but he's he's the he's the bunny that stepped up right a hundred percent yeah um who stepped up i think tony the tiger has slid in he said he'll do it and i think tony will will likely be the new easter bunny he'll work hard um i think that the problem with tony that is what he's a cat Oh, yeah.
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yeah any meal yeah breakfast breakfast lunch dinner it's in play i think a lot of times for me ice cream's only even is only an eligible receiver for dinner sure sure ice cream doesn't but you did a cute little cone for lunch and i thought that was neat it was a cute cone because i was taking advantage of the vacation yes i said ice oh oh it's it's lunchtime oh but you know what i'm in cancun i can have a mini cone and i think it was cool that you built it and that's the key thing a mini cone you don't have to build and make a cone
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It's like you could be the Easter tiger. You could be the Easter cat. But he wants to be the Easter bunny, right? Yeah. But he said it's out of respect for the bunny. I know. Out of respect for the bunny. And he's been hopping a lot. He's been doing a lot of vertical stuff. Have you seen those clips? He's been extremely vertical. They're like the Mike Tyson quick videos. Yeah. It looks great.
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It all looks great. But I think come April, let's see how it looks on the field. I agree. Let's see how it really translates to laying eggs. For sure. I mean, you're a feline. It's tough to make it work. I know that Trix Bunny stepped up too. I just don't think he has. It makes more sense to me personally. So you're a purist with the bunny thing. Let's keep it bunny. Let's keep it bunny.
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Let's keep it bunny. I know the Tooth Fairy actually stepped up. He's good friends with EB, right? Yeah. I think the thing with the Tooth Fairy, you're spread so thin. Yeah, he's got a lot. He's all over the place. I've told Tooth Fairy, like, you need to delegate some tasks, man. That's what I've told Tooth Fairy. Outsource your deliveries, yeah. Exactly.
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Because he does everything by hand, every delivery by hand. It's just not even practical at this point. No, it's not. And now you want to take on Easter? I mean, it doesn't feel like it's very plausible. It's a lot, yeah. But, I mean, we'll see. We'll see what happens. Yeah, we'll see what he does. All right, Dark Toaster is back. God damn it. I mean, this guy, I mean.
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So he retired, and then we've answered a couple from him. And wait till you hear this. It's like Elaine, Dark Toaster. I know, I know. He said, dear Zach and Danny. He spelled Zach this time Z-A-C-Q. So he's just being a f***ing a**hole. I really don't even have words for this f***ing guy.
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Go retire again, DT. I don't want to stir the pot too much. Go retire again, DT. What is that, the third retirement? No, he didn't retire, but... Man, God. What's after Z-A-Q? Z-A-C-Q and Danny.
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Anything else you got?
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Good. We're not good. We're not good. Good to keep reading. Yeah. I know you're not good. Yeah. I know you're not good. I wanted to formally announce that I, I wanted to formally announce that I'm looking at other organizations and pods. I was drafted by the bread basket pod and spent my entire career with, and have had my best years with bread basket.
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But with my free agency coming up and recent comments made by Danny about my ranks relative to other questions, question askers. Oh, so he's because I didn't give him the envy. Yeah, he said, but with my free agency coming up and recent comments made by Danny about my ranks relative to other question askers, I'm seeking a trade to another pod. It's nothing personal, but I need a new scene in view.
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Love the pod. And as always, Danny needs to release an album. Okay, I don't. You're going to another pod? This guy's all over the place, man. So he retired? This guy retired. Now he's transferring. I mean, this guy's all over the place. And he'll be back next week. This guy is all over the place. He'll be back next week, man. That's it. This one comes from Evan. He's got a blind ranking for us.
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Let's do it. He's got great fellas, blind ranking for you, insulting names based off how insulting they are. Okay. So you read them off? Yeah. It seems like they're all pretty freaking insulting. How insulting are they being? What? Munchkin? Well, I mean, you might have to be. Pipsqueak? I mean, well, Dalton might have to bleep all these. You got poopy face. Okay. Bleep that. Bleep that. Yeah.
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No, you know what? Keep it. But I mean, if they get worse, we'll have to start. Poopy faces. Well, I just don't want to get demonetized. Yeah, I agree. We probably already have. It's mean. It's offensive. It's personal. I don't like personal attacks. No. Right. So it's like you can call somebody like a dick or like you're being a dick right now. Yeah. Right. Poopy face is like.
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Yeah, well, there's no coming back for that. It's aggressive. So one is the worst? Yeah. I mean, I think he's going to come with a lot worse. I'll go four. But it's not nice. It's not nice. It's certainly not nice. Next, you have Rodent.
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offensive that is i would be i would think about that for like if you were like here like shut up rodent oh that's so man that stings too that really yeah that's really mean i've never heard that before honestly yeah um and then it seems like oh okay you got chump chump's not nice chump's not nice shut up chump yeah um five yeah yeah i mean poopy face is a little worse yeah chump it i i almost you just call me chump
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And that's only for the purpose of pacing yourself for... What's that noise? What is that? What's that noise? That seems like a... What is that? I think that was an iguana. That couldn't have been a human. That was not a human. That was crazy. It was kind of like a wah. We saw a raccoon running down this hall. That doesn't make me feel safe. We saw a raccoon running down the hall yesterday.
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It almost could not be a mean thing. Yeah. It seems like he, I mean, this one to you wouldn't be very offensive. Z-A-Q-U-E, Zakwa? Yeah, three. I don't care. I don't care. I mean, for you, that'd probably be pretty offensive. Probably be more confused if somebody called you Zakwa. Yeah, that's not my name.
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Yeah, I mean, I'd be a little offended because I know that, like, I'm tapped in with your culture, right? So, like, I know that's not how it should be spelled. Yeah. But I'll go three. And then what do you have, one? Yeah, I think this is not the worst. I mean, you got buddy boy. Okay, could be a buddy boy.
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I think rodent was the number one rodent had to be the number one and then he followed up with I think all I think Altoid mints are underrated wishing wellness me. What was the ending mini? Me is me. Okay, that's cool. Yeah, I think I felt like he signed like signed me son me. Yeah, I do think Altoids are a really good product. You remember the orange Altoid situation? Sour, I believe.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. Those were incredible. Let's start a picture of that up. I think Altoid Altoids are rated. I think they're rated. You think people respect them is what you're saying? That bluish can is really good. But I think the red can sucks. The red can sucks. But the red can's a business trip. I told you that. I told you that.
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If you have too many, your mouth starts foaming and you're like, oh, I don't think that happens. Yeah. Your mouth starts foaming up and you have to leave church. I don't think that's happened to me. Yeah. That's happened to everybody though. I don't think it's anybody that's have back me up in the comments.
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If you've had a red Altoid box, you, your mouth starts foaming up and you have to, you have to leave the pews. I don't see that. I don't see that. But I think, uh, I think Altoids, I get what you're saying that they're properly rated. I think they get respect. This is TJ Herget coming in. TJ Herget's a name. That is a good name. What should he do? What profession does TJ Herget do?
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Cause that's something that's, that's for, that's a hundred percent something. I think, you know what TJ Herget is? Doctor? No, he's a ref. Yeah. He's the official for like an NBA finals. Or a combat. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Combat. Yes. And officiated by TJ Herget. And he goes. Exactly. Yeah. TJ Herget. Who's the guy? Who's the one guy? I don't know. I would recognize the name if I heard it.
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I would too. Right away. Good question here. He said, what's up, y'all? Herget here. What's up? What's up, Herget? Stats, he's got four Qs asked, zero answered. Three poops so far in the big 2025. That's pretty good. I mean, he probably sent this in yesterday. No, not yesterday. He sent that in today? Three poops in four days. That's cool, Hurget. That's cool. That's like, yeah.
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So it seems like Hurget is a night pooper. Yeah, probably. He's probably one poop at night. One poop at night. That's fine. I'm a morning pooper. Yeah. But to the matter at hand, I'm truly devastated to realize that we are always asking how much wood could a woodchuck, but never how is woodchuck? Because it seems that he is not in the best place mentally in a while. Crocodiles.
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In a while, crocodiles. I fucked that up, Herget. That's my bad. But he was just... He was basically just saying he's just... Wait, so he was finishing with in a while, crocodile? In a while. But he went in a while, dot, dot, dot, crocodile. I think he just couldn't help throwing crocodiles at it.
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What was he doing? Running after Sarah. Running after Sarah. Yeah, and then I was like, Sarah, get in. I'm not kidding. I'm not even exaggerating. We had a raccoon running down the hall. Do you think he was running away from something or towards something? I just told you, towards Sarah. Yeah, but so he was trying to kill her? He was trying to tell her something? Just hang out.
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No, but I think... Yeah, because it feels like if you were saying, in a while, crocodiles, it would be like... I think he was saying he's in the worst place he's been in a while. And then he's like... Crocodiles. Crocodiles. Oh, so he was like... It was a serious matter. And he's like, I have to do it. And he knows that that's a bar. He knows that it's a bar.
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He doesn't really want to say it, but he has to. Right. Okay. Yeah, no, I actually do think that's what he meant there. Yeah, I mean, it's not a secret that Woodchuck is not in the best place. No, no. He's got his demons. But he also, it's like, Hergit, have you ever tried to help Woodchuck? No, I don't think anybody has. Exactly. How about you reach out to Woodchuck? You know what I'm saying?
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He's like, I've got the riddle. I've got it all. I like being this polarizing figure. I like being the Woodchuck. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I think he likes... I don't know, man. I mean, I don't even think he knows at this point. Danny, I don't even think that Woodchuck even freaking knows. And I don't think he's in a good spot. And I think he's silly. I think he's funny.
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I think he's all those things. But he hasn't been those things in years. No, he hasn't. So I think maybe check up on a Woodchuck every now and then. Yeah, reach out. You know what I'm saying? Ask Woodchuck, how are you? Not how much wood can you chuck today. Right. Not how much wood will you chuck tomorrow. Right. If you could chuck wood. Exactly. Right.
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If you could chuck wood, how much wood would you chuck? They do get that question hundreds of times. And I'll be honest, man, it's fun to ask. It's really fun to ask. It's fun to ask. And that's why people do it. And then you go, a woodchuck could chuck lots of... It's fucking... It's awesome, dude. It's an awesome thing that got going. It's a cool scheme. Yeah. It's a cool scheme.
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But you got to check up on it. Check in on your woodchucks. Yeah. I'm going to... So this one comes from Cohen Champagne. Okay. Sick name. Sweet name. Cohen Champagne? Yeah. That can't be his name. I mean, that's...
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i'm gonna be honest like maybe it's a reading i feel like my reading has not been great today but champagne is reading it but i think that that's what it says um crazy how things singing for fellas okay see i you know what i how things singing signing sin singing singing how things singing for fellas how things maybe like that's a phrase how things yeah good good good Oh, good. Good.
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You think you could beat Prime, Larry the Lobster, and any lift of your choice? P.S. Agape goaded. Oh, yeah. So, Agape is goaded. Agape. I've gotten a thousand questions. Where did I get my Agape hat? They just sent it, right? They just sent it, but... Got it to Agape. Yeah, but I guess it's not just called Agape. Oh, it's not? I mean, if you're asking me where I got the hat... It should be Agape.
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It feels like it just says it right on the hat, but maybe they're just not looking it up. Maybe they're not doing the one Google search. I don't know. Or maybe they sent us stuff that you can't just get. I don't know. Yeah, whatever. But the question, would you beat Larry the Lobster in any lift of your choice? No. No? Prime Larry, no. And now it's come out Prime Larry was on roids. Yeah.
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Okay, so that's not a way. You had a raccoon on night one. I know, I'm just saying. He was trying to come hang out with Sarah. That's what he was doing. I'm just saying, raccoons, that's not a way to get somebody to hang out with. That's running at them is not it. No. Running at them is not it. And we found on the strip, that's what they do. They run at you and they do their teeth.
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The playing field is not fair. Then I'm not even trying to take away from Prime Larry. He was also a gifted lifter. They all were. They all freaking were. He was nuts. That's these pro bodybuilders. They're on so much gear. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? And Larry's no different. Yeah, he's on a different planet. He doesn't love talking about it.
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What are we doing? Like, what are you doing, dude? You're on a fucking burner phone? Another burner phone. This is really... You're spiraling. This is so sad. I am delighted to let you know that I've completed a week of rehab. I don't believe it. Oh, okay. Do you believe it? Let's root for him, man. Real bit. RMS.
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I'm rooting for you man I am rooting for I am rooting for Riddle yeah he said it is truly fulfilling to have a positive view on the world good I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for my actions both on and off the air okay I'm a big fan of you guys and didn't take my place on the pod for granted yeah I would love to hop on the pot so he's okay
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Yeah, so I'm not ready to accept your apology, mostly for the stuff that went down off-air. Yeah, off-air is more... If you guys think the cards we pulled in his deck were the full story, think again. Yeah, think again. But I don't, I don't, I also don't, I wish you could just like, he's wanted to go right into hot. It feels businessy again. Exactly.
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It feels now he's like, Oh, can I get back on the pod? So, so maybe now he doesn't have income and, and now he wants to get paid to come back on the pod. It's not, it's not going to happen just right now. This shit takes time to mend. Exactly. Um, you said I would love to hop in the pod. I don't have to perform. Okay. And discuss with you guys when my next rehab finishes. Much love to you both. X.
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um yeah so he wants to be a guest on the pod and talk about okay so you know what maybe we could sit him down on the pod and we'll just kind of have him there i think it starts off air i think maybe we meet with him first maybe get up a coffee with him yeah and then maybe we put him here a third guest because i think he's he's obviously he's in recovery so yeah yeah um yeah i mean i think we have him on
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I think we could, if you guys want them on, if you guys want riddle mistake, let us know. Let us know. We got Maddie here. He said, or Matt, Mattie or Maddie? Mattie. M-A-T-T-Y. Mattie. He said, hi, Zachary, the eighth junior of the class of 96 and Danathon, the fifth senior of the grasslands of California. So he's just, he's just saying words.
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How much money would you need to never cut your hair ever again? The only condition is you can fly to Europe, specifically Italy, to get it cut once a year. Oh. Oh, yeah. So I feel like the question is more how much would you have to pay to you only get it once a year if you fly to Italy and do it instead of never again. 2025 will be my year. I will win every award. Bye, gents.
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And then they say, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, yeah. No, dude. No. You're a four-legged creature. I'm not comfortable yet. Yeah, I'm not comfortable with you. Dude, they got crazy four-legged creatures here. Like I've seen random, I don't even know what they are. Lizards, but then like there was something in the bush. And I don't know what it was. What vacation are you on?
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See you soon, gents. Lock in, Matty. Yeah. No, I believe in you. So what, you cut it once a year and you have to fly to Italy. I don't mind the flying to Italy. I'll do it. I'm like- And I don't even mind- I'll take a million a year. I'd like to do maybe- Yeah. Yeah, I'll take a million dollars a year. Like one cut, there's a lot of people that cut their hair once a year. Yeah, there are.
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I mean, I would rather not do that. Yeah, yeah. Unless I'm not a long hair guy, but also you could- I probably cut my hair five times a year. You, you could, you could shave your head once a year. Right. And then you're, you're buzzed. And then, and then you have your two looks, but then you know what?
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You'll look so bad by the end of the year because you can't like, there's a difference between long hair and just like you haven't cut it for a long time. Yeah. Like, like that's true. Like if you're doing like unintentional long hair that you just, you didn't cut your hair for a year. It looks bad. Really dirty. It looks bad. So, you know what?
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You're just going to have to really sacrifice the hair. And just wear hats. Wear hats. You're going to have to wear hats. I think that's really the solution here. But you do a millionaire? Yeah. I do 500K. Why not? And you get to go to Italy every year. Yeah. It's cool? It's not that bad of a situation. It's not bad at all. Oh, this is a very nice question. This is a cool question from Batman.
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This is neat. This is neat. What did you say? Is that who it is? Ben. Oh, I thought you said Batman. Oh, I said Ben. I thought maybe that was like a thing you say about Ben's. I mean, we could definitely start that. So any Ben, let's do that. Bad man. So it's like, all right, this is Ben. Bad man. Yeah. Yeah.
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How many times would you have to go to Chipotle before you realized they stopped serving tacos? I mean, I would never, ever, ever realize that. You don't think? Never. Never. Never.
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what if they had a sign they would have to have a sign that said sorry we don't do tacos anymore but even then I'd be like oh they're out of stock at this location so you would never know you know what the question really from Ben is would you ever order yeah again I wouldn't you remember when I was younger I used to just get tacos remember that I used to do the taco thing
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Now that Ben says it, I'm going to mix a taco situation. Tacos would be neat. They're good. It's like how we ventured to the burrito for a while. Yeah. Oh, I still will go to the burrito. It's really good. I'll go to the quesadilla from time to time. The quesadilla, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I never do taco, but you know what? Why not? Yeah. So that would, cause that's when you would realize.
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Right. So when do you think now? Well now after, it's a different thing. After Badman, it would be like three months, a week from now. Cause I'm going to, I'm going to try. I'm going to get tacos. So your answer is a week. Yeah. Mine is, I mean, I'm going to try tacos now. So probably a week as well. All right. We got Liam G here. He said, just going to crack this can. I'll let you drink it.
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When I was walking to the beach today, when you go down this way, on the left, there was a four-legged animal that I didn't know what it was. Dog? No. Cat? No. Horse? No. Bear? No, dude. I'm just trying to name all the animals. Maybe some sort of f***ing iguana or something. Well, don't call it a f***ing iguana, okay? Those guys are very chill, very cool. Yeah, you had an iguana over too.
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I think that was a play on the crack the can phrase. I like that. I'll let you drink it too. He said, would you want to score a game winning goal in the world cup final? The whole world is watching. If this is so funny to think of, if for your celebration, you had to strip down completely naked and run down the pitch.
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Let's say in our current standing, so like the breadsticks are probably going to be watching. So you score the game winner and then you strip. Everyone's going to see your winner. So that's the whole world will see your winner. I think to be honest with you, you might go to jail and that is really the main problem. But you're probably like a legend forever. You score.
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It's going to be talked about forever. You pull your drawers down. Yeah. I think...
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you it's the biggest moment of in soccer history in football history a hundred percent it is you're automatically it's the biggest moment in soccer because you also scored the winning goal for the winning goal i think you have to do it i think i'm worried about so you would do it right now but we lose all of all of our partnerships are gone we gain everything though probably i scored a game winning goal and i see like it was a banger and i could see like a commercial of like
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Well, you know what I would do? Making a joke about it. I would play the card of like, really to my lawyer, because I don't want to go to jail. I'd just be like, I tried to pull down my pants. My pants. Yeah. So you'd play it as an accident. The game was over. It was the game winning goal. I tried to pull down my pants and then my- You pulled my slides down too. My sliders came down.
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So then that, I mean, that just kind of is how that went. I think I'm doing it. Imagine like when Iniesta scored that goal. It was just stripped. I think you, I mean, yeah, like what a feeling. I think I would do it too. It'd be a historic moment. Like the cameras would probably cut. They'd probably be like two, it'd be two seconds. It'd be like the Superbowl moment.
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It'd be like when Mike Tyson had his ass out. Yeah. That shit was so funny too. It'd be two seconds. Yeah. Oh my God. I think you have to take it. You have to take it. It would be so funny. Um, will that do it for 93? Yeah. We got to go to like dinner. All right. Love y'all. I love you guys.
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You're having a good time with these animals, man. Yeah, I am loving the animals. Into your two? Into my two. Try, you have to try in everything. You have to try in everything. And this is, it's very specific to us. Sports? Okay, yeah, sports. But like if we're playing a card game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If we're playing, we were playing catchphrase with the family. Yes.
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Everything you have to try in and then it makes everything fun. Dude, that's, I feel that way with pickup sports and yes, I feel that way because we kind of are just playing pickup sports. Because it's a lot of times like we were playing football on the beach, offense, defense, and Pops is the QB. Imagine if one of us was just like, I'm not really going to try. I don't care. It's not fun.
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No, it isn't fun. And we've absolutely f***ing battled. I think it's 1-1. We got game three tomorrow. We'll see who wins. I can't wait. And we play, we play pig in the morning. Yep. And we try. And we try. And we play, like whatever, whatever you're doing, And just, you have to try. It makes it more, it does make it more fun. Yeah.
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Even though you're on vacation and you would, I feel like, and by the way, there's a way to try and be competitive without actually caring. Exactly. And that's how you have to do it. Yeah. But I feel like the natural reaction would be like, oh, like it's, I'm on vacay. I'm just going to like, like let loose, man. I'm going to not try. You have to try. Cause then it's not fun. Exactly.
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And the most fun part about vacation for us, at least, because I'm not a huge, I'm not, I'm not a get hammered type of guy. We're not getting hammered. We're not, we're not laying that much. We lay a bit. Yeah, we'll lay here and there, but the most fun is playing football on the beach. Football on the beach, it's been the most fun. Volleyball. Soccer.
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Yeah, those 10 minutes of football on the beach are the most fun I've ever had. Really fun. Really fun. All right, so my two here, I'm going to say, you know what? Similar to yours, a deck of cards needs to be brought.
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yeah 100 it could be good we were playing goats yep it could be just a pack of 52 is it 52 5-2 yeah the 5-2 it could be a pack of 5-2 but you need a deck um you know pre-dinner morning cards yeah you need a deck of cards yeah and enjoy those games that's just our family i think no that's everybody that's everybody you you play your cards and again like we as a family we're not gambling No.
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Yeah, there's a lot of stuff. A lot of noise, man. Yeah. It's clear that outside doesn't want us out there. You know what I'm saying? We want to be out there. And we were thinking about like, hey, everybody at the resort, can you guys keep it quiet outside for our podcast? But then we were like, maybe there's just other stuff going on. Am I allowed to do this? Is that a crazy way to say it?
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You got to be looking to win crazy eights. Yes. You got to be cheating in crazy eights. Yeah, I don't get that. You cheat when we play goats. I'm having fun. Danny, I'm playing a sport here. Right. But I don't, but that to me crosses that. Why are you cheating? Like, cause I'm trying to go in and there's, there's six of us or seven of us now. Cause shout out to Sarah making her debut.
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Um, you know, everybody's hand. Cause it's fun. It's a, it's, I'm like, I'm like, Oh, I'm really going to try to win this game right now. I'm going to cheat. Right. But then, but then like, then like our sister, Olivia has no shot at winning. Cause you cheated. You know what? It's kill or be killed. Okay. It's dog eat dog world then. Okay.
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So I think Olivia, if you're watching this, work on your card management. I would say you're kind of leaking around. She leaks. She's very leaky. You got to be sharp with your cards. She's very leaky with her hands. Don't be leaky with your hands. What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? Yeah. You're like, you're, you're showing me your damn hand. Yeah. Olive. She does show her hand.
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She does show her hand. Um, all right. My three, I'm going to go to, um, used to clean glasses. If, if, if room service is available, you must utilize it. Yes. You must utilize it. We are, we're at an all inclusive, so I don't, it's kind of a different situation. Yeah. Um, but room service is included. I've been ordering pizzas every night.
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If you're going to, if you're going to fricking just, just nip at a slice of pizza, do it. I'll do it. You have to do it. 100%. There's nothing better than room service. If it's included in your deal, you order that shit every night. You order that every night. Yeah, that's a great, that's a perfect rule. I really have nothing to add to that. You ordered a, what, a pizza last night?
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I ordered a pizza. One of the things was- These people are like, I'm not hungry. Neither am I. Shut up. Yeah, what? Yeah, but it's free. It's free and it's brought to you. Yeah. Yeah, you got to do it. That's it. You got to do it. I will say, I don't have any pesos on me. Dude, I was going to say the same thing. I couldn't tip the guy. I felt like shit.
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And one of my ones that I was going to write down was always tip them, but it's like I— You have to tip them. I just don't have it. I know. I didn't have it either. My guy, I literally said that to him. He had a very good vibe about it. He's like, it's all good, but I felt bad. But if they fired up Venmo, dude, I'd be throwing these guys 20 every time. I did that at my haircut the other day. Yeah.
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Oh, Venmo is the best. Because I booked it online, and you're supposed to tip there, and I didn't. I accidentally spammed on him. Yeah, I'm huge on the... If they could just maybe be like, you can Venmo me your tip. Yes. That's what I would implement if I'm there. If they added that as an option, a lot of people that come here... A lot of American people that come here would tip them.
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I feel like that's not a word. It's your choice. I'm just saying, we got a very long couch. It feels like a futon. I feel like you're, it's better than, I feel like you're dangling a little bit there. I'm dangling a little bit. Get up, crisscross, crisscross. I don't want to do this. Crisscross. This doesn't feel good. And let's get a crisscross applesauce.
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Each. Yes, they would. That's a great one, though. I'm going to do... You're allowed... I mean, I kind of was touching on it with the socks a little bit. You're allowed to re-wear shirts. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. And yeah. And you've been doing it a little bit. You're, you're bringing out, we're getting, we could tell we're getting low. So, well, so this wasn't even a vacation problem actually.
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What brand is that? That, cause that doesn't seem, that's just a hashtag Zach. Is that like a Nike? It's just Zach, I think. I think it's just Zach. Okay. Oh, that's your name. I didn't realize that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. It's a cool shirt, but here's the thing. I mean, this really doesn't even have to do with the vacation. I did a weird strategy this time when we went home to Denver.
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I just said, I'm going to just bring home no clothes. I think maybe, were you like, I'm going to go shop? Yeah, that was definitely the plan. I was like, I'm going to go shop. Obviously, that didn't happen. I'm not going to go to a store and buy. I don't think anybody does that. That would be really weird. It would be odd. I was kind of left with just some scraps and
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I found this gem in the drawer, and I got a hashtag Zach. Actually, we're doing family pics after this, so I'm really excited to bring this one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because I've kind of been holding on to this. For like Christmas card, right? Exactly. Because mom said wear something nice for tonight. So that was your nice one? That's what I'm saying. You burned a button down.
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Well, no, no, no. We went to like a really nice restaurant, and I was like, should I do the hashtag Zach or the button? Okay, oh, so this is the nice tea is what you're saying. Because we weren't taking pictures last night. And this is going on the Christmas card. So I want it to be like a nice, like dress up a little bit. Yeah. I wanted to. Yeah. I want to look good. Right. Right.
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If you wear something nice like that. Yes, exactly. Exactly.
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um so yeah but you can re-wear a shirt you can re-wear like if you if you wear one night one you could also wear it night five and also the people don't you're not going to really see the same people they don't know you it's like it it doesn't really like if you're going out with a group and you do night one night five they don't see it again if it's not really like that and family doesn't matter if it's a if it's a crazy shirt maybe you got to rethink it like you got so that's why that is a one and done
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I know but this just doesn't no we're not doing that okay so should I encroach yeah probably okay I'm gonna that's probably better maybe I'm gonna just really lean that's too far there's just too much uh there's too much length yeah yeah I think sitting up probably okay yeah all right maybe all right but let's get into the draft yeah I don't think that's it I feel like I'm hanging out right now if you feel good I feel I feel good I feel good um do you want to go first
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LIVE FROM MEXICO For A Draft Of Vacation Rules, Jimmy Butler Drama, And Questions From The Sticks
exactly this would be a one and done well this is also like a really nice piece so yeah it's good fabric too good fabric it's good it's but for example this it this does happen to be a different white tea this could have been double worn exactly just a white tea right yeah right um that's my three my four is going to be if you can drink out of a coconut slash pineapple you drink out of a coconut you're dude that's crazy you picked um i just was i just was gonna pick that
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That could have been pick one. You know how far I went into that being one of my picks? I took a pick of it. I bought this for Sarah today. We'll pop it up on the screen. I also asked her, I said, between you and I, and I guess I'm blasting it out of the pod, but I said, did it taste any different? Was it any different than a drink that was included in our all-inclusive? She said, absolutely not.
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LIVE FROM MEXICO For A Draft Of Vacation Rules, Jimmy Butler Drama, And Questions From The Sticks
But that's not what it's about. That's not the point. That's not what it's about. It's in a pineapple. You can get liquid out of this pineapple right now. Yeah. You'd be an idiot to not do it. You have to do it. And you would regret it. There's not a lot of things that I regret. You regret not getting one? Mexico 2022, there was coconut jars going around, and I said, I'm fine.
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I'm good with my cup. He brings that up all the time. I regret that. Yeah. That's the one thing I can't get back. Yeah. And you get usually pretty shook up. I can't get it. Well, no, it's because I can't do that tonight. No, it's just hard. No, let's not do that. I know. I'm not trying to do. I'm just saying it's really hard to know that I got to go the rest of my life knowing that Mexico 2022.
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I know, but you can't get it. I can't happen. I know, but I can't drink. I can't. I can't make that decision. I can't go back and drink out of that coconut. Tomorrow you can't go to 2022 and drink it. That's what you're saying. I mean, but all I can do, what I can do is I can drink out of every coconut possible moving forward. And you can educate on our platform. Exactly.
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LIVE FROM MEXICO For A Draft Of Vacation Rules, Jimmy Butler Drama, And Questions From The Sticks
Drink out of coconuts, drink out of pineapples. That's why we're here. That's why we're here. That's why we're fucking, God, I got to chill from that. Yeah. You know those times when it's like you find, it's like we're making videos all the time. Like this is our purpose. I just have one of those with that. Yeah, me too. It's like it all, it's like a puzzle and you put the puzzle pieces together.
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Well, it's like, it's like, it's like, why are we doing this? That's why. Yeah. To make a difference. Because there's a guy named Gerald out there watching this that is probably going to get offered a coconut. And he was on the cusp. He was like, ah, he probably shouldn't. And I just saved him years and years of regret. Take the leap, Gerald. Take the leap. Take the leap. Take the leap.
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Is this my four? Yeah. Yeah, see a fruit drink, buy it. That was my next pick. You know what? This is niche to our family, but I'm going to do it. Don't be afraid of two lunches. No. Don't be afraid of two lunches. Again, it's an all-inclusive situation, but don't be afraid to do 11.30 and 2.30. Right. It's free. Also, and this kind of goes with your room service, don't be afraid to nibble.
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Oh, yeah. Put a nice plate together. You don't got to tackle the whole thing. Be a taster. Be a taster. Bite of the pizza, but a couple fries. Exactly. Let's try this chicken with sauce on it.
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this looks like a cheesecake oops it's not oh okay right okay that's fine let's try let's try let's find these three foods look like cheesecake let's find the cheesecake let's find yeah let's nibble on the other two which one's cheesecake am i gonna finish the cheesecake maybe not maybe not but i'm gonna figure out what the f**k's going on with and you're gonna have a good bite you have a hell of a hell of a bite and we're not gonna we're not gonna commit to anything just yet no no and you never you never have to you don't have to oh is this a chicken wing let me take a bite out of that
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Sure, man. Sure. Go ahead. You can never have too many socks. Never too many pairs of socks. Right. Yeah. That's rule one, I guess, for me today. Yeah. A hundred percent. You could do a similar thing with maybe underwear. Yeah. And I could see you maybe going in an underwear direction. But if you run out of socks and you got two days left, you're f***ed. You're f***ed. Like, what do you do?
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LIVE FROM MEXICO For A Draft Of Vacation Rules, Jimmy Butler Drama, And Questions From The Sticks
You don't need to know that shit just yet. Yes. You're young. You're young. Put it on the plate and deal with it later. Exactly. Put it on the plate and deal with it later. Precisely. Wait, do I snake or did I just snake? You didn't sneak. So this is my fifth.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
And then when you're a billionaire, you're like, being a millionaire is just so much different.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
It's easy to have. Anybody can have it.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
What?
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah. Really? They laugh when tickled, and I think that just leads into us needing to see if they laugh when tickled.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Eat right here?
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
A fucking tasty cheese stick.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah, just into like a bucket of queso. That'd be good. Okay, and then my five, I'll go... Honey never goes bad, so you could eat, like, 3,000-year-old honey and it wouldn't be bad.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Oh, before the... But I bet the expiration then should be like... So there will be an expiration. At least five years out. But then you're just like... Because that's how water goes bad, right?
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Congrats. Right now. I'm so happy for these babies right now.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Is that higher or lower than you would have thought?
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
How many per second?
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Yeah, four of them.
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250.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
252.
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But then welcome.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
The Journey. So this is called The Journey, and you give the teams that a player played for. The other guy has to guess what player we're describing. I have five. I have easy mode to hard mode.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Rat laughs when tickled. Here we go. I don't know. Look into rats laughing when getting tickled.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Lakers, Clippers, Nuggets. Let me just think Clippers to Nuggets.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Thunder Rockets, I should focus on.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Sometimes you overthink them.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah, okay.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
And then that's all you needed to know.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah, Tim Duncan.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
I guess you had to know he went to Wake Forest.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Oh, he did. He did do that.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
I'm having fun.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
He went and played in Taiwan. Is he a big?
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Wow, I can't believe I got that. Good emphasis on Magic. I think that helped me.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
He was really good, too.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Have we ever had one of those in the NBA? It's our first one.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Okay, ready for the third one? Now we're getting hard. All these I could see being too tough. We'll see.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah, but like number four, it's like you might just not. You know all three of these players. Number four is really niche. This guy, you might get it.
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No, you'll know him, but he's niche. Like a casual NBA player might not know the fourth one. But the third, people will know this guy. Kings, Suns, Celtics, Cavs, Lakers, Nuggets, Wizards, Pels, Lakers, Mavs, Hornets, Suns.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Cavs. Lakers. Nuggets. Wizards. Pels. Lakers. Mavs. Hornets. Suns. But he's just bouncing around so much in those last three, four years.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
But those last ones, it was like he was bouncing around. Might have been in G League for a lot of it. Really? He went back to the G League?
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Oh, yeah, because it could... Yeah.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Okay, probably won't get it. We'll see.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
That's one of those guys where it's like he could have been a 25-point-per-game guy. I don't know. That's like what Pops would say about J.R. Smith. I don't know why. He was so good. He was so good.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Okay, this one is... This is the matchup of the day. Where's that?
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
I barely even know him. He's like, you know when people just say role players at the end of videos?
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Isn't that like a Hoops fan favorite Uber type shit? Dude, wow. I forgot about Steve Blake.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
I think when they're active and you get their team, you can really piece it together. Okay, this is your final one for the day. Pretty hard, but I think we have late Nuggets, so you can probably get it. OKC, I think you'll get this guy.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Zach, these grads, are you okay with me just saying congrats grad?
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Brody Sloan from Providence High School.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
I'm going to try this. Cole Allen Smith, Brunswick High School, class of 2025. Nice mustache.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Nice mustache, man.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
There's nowhere around it. This box got fucked up.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Put it here for now.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
It's way bigger than a football.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Okay.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
I believe Tim Tam, if we're going to be disgusted by the Vegemite...
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
You have a spot in the NBA. You're not playing in Europe. You're playing in the National Basketball Association.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Fucking... What else does it need? It's got fluff. It's got chocolate.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
I think we do this, and then we'll do these on the next spot.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
We got, like, also just, like... We just got the other packages.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah, we're going... Oh, God.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Oh, no.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
This is our Vegemite. I just don't see it. Oh, I just don't see it at all. Vegemite taste test. Oh, I don't see it. Oh, my God. What are we missing? I do not see the Vision Man.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
It came out.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Thank you for sending the pack. But I think that's what... I think... That's what they expect out of an American trying Vegemite, I think, right?
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
We might just go to one, man. Who knows? Toby James Nelson, another good mustache. Nice mustache, man. Congrats, grad.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Trust in Cray Martinez.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
So you know where that is, right?
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
All right, these might be normal. Let's see.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Okay, so this is from... It's a good question. It's a good question. That is so funny, dude. All right, so this is from J.R. J.R.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
He should do that.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
That's a good... Yeah, it's a good note.
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Greetings, fine, young, breadstick-a-chino leaders Dak and Zanny. I was hoping you could sign the Broncos QB that you most resemble and sauce them back my way. Threw in a signed card of your favorite player you talk about all the time for you boys to keep. Lastly, question. Oh, we haven't talked about this for a while.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
I saw somebody say, and they got, they have a, what's the guy's name that just came to Lucas. Lucas has the Lakers handled. He's a young guy there, Lucas.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Okay, Jelly. Well, I'll ask Zach more about it, and maybe we'll write back or something.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
We have Paxton Lynch, Drew Locke. We have Delonte Carter.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Listen, if there's a Thunder... Honestly, if you're a Thunder fan, we can't rep this. We can't throw it on the wall.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah, because honestly, like, you're not just having an OKC jersey.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yes. And if you're not, it feels like it's an attack against us.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
I mean, it's a good play, though. Respect Jack. Really cool play. We'll probably be sending it right back at you.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
If we win next year.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Like, if OKC is going to lose, might as well lose like that.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Like, how many minutes did OKC's guys play?
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah. And they're young and like first time being in a spot like this. Yeah.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Against the Thunder?
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
I don't know how to be, because it's like if you lose to the champ, it's like it makes your team look better.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
But I do think they beat the Knicks, though.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
If Nick could just win a title, it'd be fucking awesome.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Right.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Oh, that just grabbed it.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
$1 million, but you can't measure the slope of your driveway for one year. I'll take it. A full year. I'll take it. 12 months. Yeah, I'll take it. But you're not allowed to measure your... I can understand why most wouldn't, but I'll take it.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
And if you don't know, it's like... If you don't know it daily, it's like you can do your day, but it's going to be, your day is going to be worse. Your day is going to be, you're going to be anxious. Like what is the slope? What is the measure for a week? What's the slope? I like the money though. I'm going to do it. And it's going to be a hard year. Like we won't be able to work as much.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
It's a good verse. It's well written.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Well, you're sick of it. So he's on OnlyFans. Joey.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah, that.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
100%.
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You're on OnlyFans, buddy. You're on OnlyFans. You've got to figure that out.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
He's back. He said, B-B-B-Breadword in the house.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
He'd be their best player.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
And then you just flush it.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah, and we agree with Bradworth. That's what he said, too.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
If you look at his eyes during the filming. I think it was just cocaine.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
100%.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
By the way, not AAA, not AA, not high school, college, major league baseball teams.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Hello, Zach and Daniel.
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it's just the relationship it's the father son thing it makes me think of our fish Zach Parker probably took this with him he probably told him this when he was like 7 my dad always said to me that is just well first of all it's incredible advice thank you for sharing we have a lot of young listeners that could hear that today
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Something man.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Let's end on this. Hello, Zach and Daniel. My dad always said to me,
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And again, I know we're a comedy pod.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
That's how we're wrapping up today.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Epi 134. Love y'all. Love you guys.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
It's like Biggie has to be top 10 to drop one project.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Or Kendrick stopped... I don't even... I guess the early stuff is... I think it's tough with that because it's like he... I guess the thing there is he was shaping the game. Right.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. My facts were like, is he doing really super introspective? And I was like, I don't know. I've never met his facts. Yeah. No, this is good. I did this one for you. What was the last letter added to the alphabet? I did it for you though.
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The last letter added to the English alphabet was J. For a long time, J was treated as a variant of I. Oh, my God. Oh, yikes.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
You'll be like, like theory guy or something.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
You'll be like wellness guy. Maybe I'm trying to figure out which direction.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
What are you, riding eyes, coattails, and you're lost? Yeah, it's crazy.
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Yeah. You can explain your way out of it. Like, they chuck it down.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Yeah, but imagine a bear. Chuck it down like we're hunting.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Can you, like, back it up? Yeah.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
You know what would be good is, like, fish that are swimming at the surface. Fucking chuck it down.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Guns are the best weapon, dude.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Because I would know everything that's going on in me's head. And I'd be like, holy fuck.
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We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
I even like, I like knowing a million seconds is 11 days. Yes.
The Bread Basket Podcast
We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
A million seconds is 11 days.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
But you're right. We don't get to choose who Riley is.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Damon was great too. Damon was just like such a prodigy. Oh, that's such a movie.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
19... 1977.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
No.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
In the high court of England, you will meet your enemy.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
I've never known that either.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Make a mistake, Murph. Make him stay, Murph.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah. Yeah.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Luke James.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
They would triple.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
I love him.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
I love him.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
100%.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, really man.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Wiffle ball bat.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
And they haven't been bad.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
What?
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
That's retired. Adorno Nahara.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Lioness Kleza.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
The intangible. Yeah, yeah.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
22, 6, and 3. 22, 6, and 3.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Probably not.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
He would.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Cliff Paul is a bigger deal than Chauncey Billups now.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
I don't know.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
He had a fit. He hated them.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
I wouldn't boo him.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
He said... No, he explained it.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
You're lying. You're lying, Walken. You're lying.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
You're controlling.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
He did not.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, don't do that, man.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, he.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
He did.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
That's how it starts. Nose bleeding. That's how it starts.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Maybe season three it gets severed. Season three? Yeah.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Oh my God.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Right.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Have you heard?
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Oh, shut the fuck up. I know the sticks have heard this.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
That's fucked, dude.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, Lopez. Is that Theo Vaughn?
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
I remember being kind of buzzed.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
They said Dalton should not show up.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, but it would be quick.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Congrats.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
What do you got? 8.9 out of 10.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
It does.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
It'll live on short form.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Let's focus on that.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yes.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
For sure.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
F***.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Really? I love it.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, I like it.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Yes, dude.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
I'd hold you up and say to your mother, this kid's gonna be the best kid in the world. This kid's gonna be somebody better than anybody ever knew. And you grew up good and wonderful. It was great just watching. Every day was like a privilege. Then the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world, and you did. But somewhere along the line, you changed. You stopped being you.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good. And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame, like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, now go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
And not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him or her or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that. I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son, you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, you're going to have a life.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
I don't either.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
What is it?
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Incredible scene.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
Don't have it.
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Draft Of The Best Movie Scenes, Old Guys With Tattoos, And Questions From The Sticks
You need to let her go.
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Draft Of Documentaries They Should Make, Our Official NBA Playoff Predictions, And Q's From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of Documentaries They Should Make, Our Official NBA Playoff Predictions, And Q's From The Sticks
You know what? Working on there. We're just not hearing it. We just spam coins.
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Draft Of Documentaries They Should Make, Our Official NBA Playoff Predictions, And Q's From The Sticks
There it is. They heard all those, though. That's an 8.4.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Documentaries They Should Make, Our Official NBA Playoff Predictions, And Q's From The Sticks
Herbo Ting Fantastic. Ting Fantastic.
The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Documentaries They Should Make, Our Official NBA Playoff Predictions, And Q's From The Sticks
7.5.
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Draft Of Documentaries They Should Make, Our Official NBA Playoff Predictions, And Q's From The Sticks
What?
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Draft Of Documentaries They Should Make, Our Official NBA Playoff Predictions, And Q's From The Sticks
7.5.
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Draft Of Documentaries They Should Make, Our Official NBA Playoff Predictions, And Q's From The Sticks
Da-da.
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Draft Of Documentaries They Should Make, Our Official NBA Playoff Predictions, And Q's From The Sticks
21.
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Draft Of Documentaries They Should Make, Our Official NBA Playoff Predictions, And Q's From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Draft Of Documentaries They Should Make, Our Official NBA Playoff Predictions, And Q's From The Sticks
Okay.
The Bread Basket Podcast
The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
all right one three two um what that's pretty much what i would have to say you'd have to say it's just terrible terrible job um listen let's start with the positives here okay CB is a baller. That's a positive. Yoke always plays like Yoke pretty much. Yoke is positive. AG is an absolute warrior. AG is a warrior just playing hurt. I knew it as soon as the game started. I mean, we were up 10.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
You could do anything on there. I mean, we've touched on it before, but I don't think that we fully explained. You can. Okay, so you can. Are you talking ladders? I'm not talking ladders. I mean, ladders are cool. Yeah, go ahead.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
You pick a couple players, you ride them to the top. But adjusting the lines... Yeah, it's the best thing. Because you could say, like a Jalen Brunson, right? His line's probably going to be 24 points. Right. You could send that line down to 14 points. Or you could crank it to like 34. If you really think it's going to go off. Or if you're like, I want a safe... I don't think it's going to go off.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Let's go under and go under. Yeah. It's a, it's, it's a great, it's a, it's a great tool. It is. It is a great tool.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Very, very, I'd say one word for me, really easy and solid user interface. Yes. Very, very good UI. Yes. So take advantage of the code, a code bread basket. Like we said, up to a thousand beans in bonuses. Let's get right back to the episode. All right, so we just gave our update. Oh, my gosh. Dude, Future, Danny, and Zach know the result. Those guys are so different. I'm not even jealous of them.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Russell Westbrook, I doubt, plays another game of basketball ever again. Oh, I don't think that. Wait, for the Nuggets? For what team is going to take Russell Westbrook? He'll be on a team. What team? I'm 98% sure he'll play basketball. Where? I don't know. But he's going to play on a team. You think? Yes. He's like 38. I know, but there were some games.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
I love the position I'm in right now. Yeah. Yeah. Oh dude. You know, the worst position will be like, if we have to be in the second quarter down six, that's what I'm saying. Like, Oh my God. Even, even game six, when we were down like 12 in the second quarter, I was like, I just, I envy myself when the game hadn't started and I was just excited. Yeah. Like I love just being excited right now.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Hadn't gone down 12. Yeah. Oh, but if we go up eight, that's going to be such a treat for those two. It is. It is. But it's like I can't deal with the pain of like just gritty, just like hard-nosed basketball. And that's what we play. If it's not an elimination game, it's fine. It's fun.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Oh, yeah. It's all good.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Yeah, and we're doing QB, wide receiver, running back, linebacker, kicker, coach. I really want the one. Or do you feel that way? Because if you really want the one. I really want the one. Okay, let's flip the Listerine case.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
flip through Listerine I don't even know if I have like a replacement for my one that's what I'm saying that's like that one role you know what actually I'll just write down I'm just gonna write down one or two just for our sake here what do you got one it's one yeah I need Tony the Tiger at my quarterback yeah the quarterback role in this spot is it's a tough role to fill and it's like yeah maybe you can get Mickey he lacks size he lacks strength yeah I won't even do that he's a mouse right I'm just saying I don't know I'm just trying to like figure out where you're gonna go if you don't go to
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
I have a good replacement. Really? Yeah, good athleticism. He loves to run the football. Okay, I see.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
He's QB. Yeah, I mean, he won the Heisman. He did win the Heisman, this guy, and he won a national title. He did do a lot on the feet. I'm going to do Chester Cheetah at my QB. Whoa! Yeah. I didn't see that coming. But a Cheetah at QB... There's something there. It's just, can he develop at the arm? But that's like, that's not, that's not like a mobile quarterback.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
That's putting, that's putting Tyreek Hill at quarterback. Yes. Yes. You know what I'm saying? And I don't think there's, like, that's not bad. I think if just, yeah, if you're sitting in my seat, what do you fucking put Mickey there? You don't. I don't know. I don't know.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
If you put a flying guy, like Toucan Sam, we thought about that experiment, but nobody wants to do it because they're like, how does a flying quarterback work? We've never seen it. Right. We don't even know if it's allowed. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. You know what I'm saying? Where's he going to put his wings?
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
right so we'll put that up probably tuck him into the shoulder pads i don't know i don't know what he would do that would be weird to see um you're gonna run like maybe like i just he can throw by the he can throw yeah he can throw he can throw watch his tape just check out his tape he can throw a little bit i yeah but that was like i don't even know if it was high school ball i think it was like middle school ball because i did see a little bit of tape yeah but by the way by the way you're drafting a cat too
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
i'm just saying but you have a tiger okay but i have a cheetah he's a little bigger he's i know he's a better leader i know he's the clear 1a i mean then we both have cats at qb though it was the but it was the most clear like this guy's gonna fucking this guy's gonna win super bowls he is he is no it's the right pick you can go on to your second i'll snake into my second here um i mean i am pumped about energizer bunny at running back
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
People would be like, there were some games he was the Nuggets' third best player. I would be shocked if he were. Maybe he does. We'll see. I'm just looking at it. I'm like, okay, yeah, maybe... Like, the teams that I'm looking at that would need, like, a veteran that's going to take a veteran minimum would be, like, maybe, like, the Lakers, which, like, obviously he's not going back there.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
That felt right. I think so too. Does a lot of good work on the legs. High motor. Yeah. I feel good about that. And the thing that I love about EB is like... he's always going to keep the legs driving. Yes. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. He stays. And he also breaks tackles really well because of that. Very well. Right. Like he, like never, no, no plays ever dead with EB. No, no. Yeah.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
I mean, that's a great pick. I actually like, interestingly enough, like if you, if you, I don't want to show you my board, but like I have so much talent in the running back. Oh, you know what? The running back, yeah, there is. Well, I had Chester. It was my 1A for running back. He was my 1A if I didn't have to go him for quarterback. So now it's like, I don't know if I go to my running back.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
I don't know if I go to... I'm going to go to my linebacker and grab the Kool-Aid man. Okay. Do you worry the obvious thing, like he's made of glass? I don't give a shit about that. He is a huge guy, by the way. If you haven't met Kool-Aid in person, he's like a fucking... It's like, okay, this guy lifts and
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
and like he's into contact like he wants to go through yeah he wants to go through walls he wants to yeah yeah oh yeah he built his whole career i've never seen somebody build a whole career off one shtick like that i haven't either done it by the way it doesn't get oh it's viral every time time
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
yeah i it's it's it's crazy by the way it's like if we did like a like a i don't know like one draft concept and that was every video for 50 years but it but we could never bottle up the the feelings that you get from when he drops those two words no i know have you seen it live no in high school i saw it live oh really and it was literally an hour of oh yes
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
And he just, he just like goes up there and does it and goes, and it was awesome. Really? Yes. So you would see him again? Yes. Yes. And he did VIP, took a pic, he stayed for like a thousand people. That's cool as shit. Yeah. That's cool as shit. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. So that's the guy you're bringing into your program. Oh yeah.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
I mean that, that like the, the attitude is, is the best part about Kool-Aid.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Like he's a really good, he's a good Samaritan for sure. Like, um, yes, injuries could be a problem, but I think he almost doesn't even, he, he hasn't even thought that far ahead. So like, I'm never, it hasn't happened yet. He hasn't cracked. So I don't know. I don't know when that'll happen. I don't either. I don't either. Um,
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
I'm going to a, like kind of an interesting pick with my wide receiver.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
I'm going to the jolly green giant and wide receiver. Okay. So you're putting him away. I knew he was going to go. I had him maybe on the line.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
yeah so if you yeah he's tall he but he's not bulky so it makes it makes sense to put him at a wide out slot he's but he's like so tall yeah i think he's like 10 stories tall yeah i think that's what i think it was nine to ten stories if he's wearing shoes i think it's 11 stories yeah yeah so and and so like and and also he can jump a little bit so like that gets him up to like 14 stories tall it's like i don't know if you can get the football up there that's kind of if because if you get the football up there he might get banned because of how unfair for
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
For sure, for sure. But I just think it could really be something. I don't know. It's an experiment. Yeah, yeah. We'll see how he can move. Right. And obviously the ankles. Yeah, the ankles are an issue. They're an issue. Oh, he's a husband for JGG. No, that's a good pick, though. Do you know what he represents? I think it's a canned veggie.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Or just a team that's bad that just wants to have Russell Westbrook on their team. And they'll be like, he's a veteran. He could, like, be with young guys. I don't hate that. Actually, that I don't hate. I mean, like, he'll find somewhere, I think. Go to, like, Chris Paul kind of just, like, went with a young guy. But he's, like, good still. But Russ, people will see the upside, I think.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
You know, I always had him as like a... A washing thing? I always had him, yeah, yeah. Like a detergent? Can we check him out? I think he's a canned, like, I think he's like a pea. Is he a pea? Or like corn. I think he's just canned veggies, I think. Or frozen veggies?
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Yeah, so he'll do the pea. Which don't, yeah, it's fine. It's fine. He does pea, but he does pea and I think like carrot and...
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
yeah but if you're if you if you're like i didn't really know all that yeah yeah i'm sorry before i pulled the trigger now i'm like you just you're you usually live by like if somebody's associated with peas i'm out like i'm out like you've you've we've uh wanted to do real estate deals bread basket llc and you're sick i'm out because he well because why because why because why i don't even he just said like i like peas as like it was more than he just said that danny we got we got so we got appetizers with this guy yeah okay go ahead
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
And they, and they brought out, they brought out like a pot pie and he was, and he talked about how much he loves peas. Oh, I fuck. Oh, like the P he was like the peas. But then it was like, you got up and stormed out. I said, let's go. And then he texted me, he said, we're leaving. Yeah. Yeah. So that was really meet me in the car.
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Um, so I guess, yeah, if you're ever around Zach, like don't bring up peas. Definitely don't bring up peas. So do you want to keep Jolly Green? You're going to keep him though. Right. But you're just pissed. I mean, I have to. Okay. Okay, so then... Scott, stop looking at me. Scott's just staring at me. At least he's not just sitting at the top of the tank. Oh, there he goes. Swim away, man.
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We get so many shitty messages about his behavior. I know, I know. So many comments. Scott threw something at me. Scott jumped me. Scott sent me fin pics. We are trying. He's still sending fin pics? Yeah, he's doing all of it. He's doing all of it. Check his taco after this. I bet he has shit in there. I don't know, man. Out of control.
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It's kind of at the point where it's like, I don't even try anymore. Well, it's like your own fish. We put them in an environment to be a good fish. Yeah, you want to send fin picks that you're going to have to do. You want to swim down that road, that path? Fucking do it, dude. And then come swimming right back.
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And by the way, that taco won't always be there for you, man. That taco won't always be there for you, man. We'll close the doors, man. We'll close your taco. You think we won't do it? We'll turn that bitch into a burrito. Yeah. You think we won't do it? Scott, we will. Scott, we'll do it. We have to do it, too. He doesn't think we'll do it. That's the thing with parenting. It's so damn hard.
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Because do you want your fish to be just in the ocean, lost? No. You want to provide his taco. I love him. The hard part is the taco probably will always be there. Yeah, that's the reality. And that's why he's willing to just fucking get high. Yeah. We're trying our best. Yeah. Okay. So I got Chester at the QB, Energizer Bunny at the running back. I'm going to get my line.
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Oh, no, you already grabbed a linebacker. So I don't have to like rush to that slot. I'll just go crazy speed, Zach. So Chester at QB, Energizer running, Trix Rabbit at wide receiver.
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yeah so we're just we're that team tricks rabbit is awesome he's great man that's a that's a really that's like a prototypical wide receiver he is man he's like he's meant to be he was born to be a wide out i like that pick a lot i honestly didn't even have him on my board and i should have for sure um and then two rabbits is that going to be an issue I don't know.
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I think he'll just play somewhere. Yeah, I don't think... I mean, he's definitely not playing in Denver anymore. Let's see. I bet MPJ is gone. Which, honestly, it stings. But it's like at the end of the day... It does sting. And he was kind of hurt, but it's like... And it's also, that's again, that contract just sucks. Unfortunately, contract is terrible. I mean, yeah, it, it, it does hurt.
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I've heard rabbits can butt heads, but then I know some rabbits that are really good friends. So I don't know. Very true. Like Energizer Bunny and Easter Bunny are good friends, but they're not, they're not both in athletics. Right. So I don't know. Yeah. I don't know.
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I don't know. We'll see. I'm going to think about it. Hopefully it works out. And then we'll just grab – so I need Coach Kicker. We'll grab Coach Peanut. I do really want to play for Coach Peanut. So you're going to be very offensive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr. Peanut runs. I mean, he's the best offensive coach of all time, right? And he needs to bring in a defensive coordinator.
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That's just like not what he specializes in, but he's open about that.
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Right, which you guys obviously know that about Peanut. Yeah, offensive-minded guy. Offensive genius, though. I think the first Chiefs championship, he was the O.C.,
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Yeah, I'd fuck with it too.
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Yeah, because he whips him in his shape.
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Right, right. But that's who we're going with. That's who it's going to be, and you take it or leave it. Kicker... By the way, I missed the last draft. I don't know if you saw it. I just didn't draft a center. Wow. So that hurt. That's unbelievable. So I'm really going to make sure I get my guys. Yeah, who are you going for kicker? I have a kicker, Geico Geico. Okay. Yeah, yeah. We can trust him.
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Yeah. We can trust him. The football is a little big for him. Yes, yes. He does have a boot. I will give him that. He's got a big leg. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so Geico's kicking for you. Okay, so I need a kicker and a what? Kicker and a linebacker. All right, linebacker, I'm going to do Michelin Man. I actually think it's a perfect second LB. Yeah, I'm going to go Michelin Man for linebacker.
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They'll battle it out, him and Kool-Aid. And then who do I have? Mr. Clean. I think he kicked in college or something. So he'll just kick for me. And he's actually a perfect kicker. He's a weirdo. Yeah, yeah. He's like he fits the kicker thing.
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he's nobody gets along nobody really knows what cleans up to i would love to know what like our kickers like really like i would love to ask a quarterback like what the kicker is on a team socially maybe they're just the same or or if they're like an outcast like the kicker is like not a guy i think it totally depends on the kicker because mcafee was the man
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true it's like if you're a cool and the chiefs guy is a guy what's his name again but no well he yeah i mean well he's got some controversy yeah yeah but but i'm just saying he's at least he's like a character on the team i don't even know if he is i think he's i don't i don't know maybe he's just i don't know dude i think you think like matt prater was like boys with like peyton manning i don't know if he was on that no idea he wasn't i don't know idea but i will say it's like you're playing a different sport
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Cause you're, it's literally your special teams are different. You're just doing, but even like specialty, you're not, you're not special teams. Actually. You're the kicker. Yeah. Yeah. It's solely is kind of similar. It is. You're playing a different sport. Yeah.
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It will hurt to see him go. Cause like, I love him and he's also like sick. Like it'll, it'll sting to see him like make a three in a Pelican uniform. Yeah. It'll be weird. Like, dude, that's our fucking, that's my player. Yeah. Yeah. But but I mean, you shot 15 percent in the finals. Yeah. Yeah. Shot. What do you score today? Five points. Just it is like it just didn't play.
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They are different.
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There's nothing quite like kicker, though. That's so different. Basketball doesn't have anything like that. Because you're the only one on a team that could just not even be an athlete, really. Dude, you could just have a skill. If you kicked from when you were four years old and said, I'm going to be in the NFL as a kicker, I think you'd be a kicker in the NFL. I don't know.
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I would be... There's probably like a mental side to it too, but... Mental side for sure. I wouldn't want to do it. That would be the worst. Oh my God. Dude, there's no... Because if you make it, it's like you're supposed to make it. That would suck.
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But at the same time, if... If you could be like, if you're venetary. Yeah. And you're really good and you get paid well. It's electric. It's just scary, dude. It's tough. It's a tough, it's a tough go. Right into stat. Dude, what am I doing on the stats? I just don't have a stat today, man. Look, and I literally did this. Well, that's half the battle.
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Yeah, write stat of the day.
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I couldn't sleep, and I was just thinking of, like, who's the blank of blank. I like this. Yeah, I like this concept. I'm just going to see. Do the Zeke Nagy-Wemby one. So, yeah, that's kind of like, that was my most direct one, is the Zeke Nagy of Victor Wemby-Yama's is bull. Bull.
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So the Zeke Nagy of Wemby is Bobo. So the version of Wemby that is as good as Zeke Nagy, basically. It's the Zeke Nagy level of goodness.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, for sure. You know, you can't even go that deep into it.
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You can really explain it. Bobo actually has a vibe, too, in terms of the physique.
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Do you have, do you have, I have eight. And you have the comps and you're going to see if I'd say what you would say. So I would say, I'm going to set your over under here at one and a half. To see if we say the same. Because. Yeah. Well, you can go so many directions. There's unlimited players. I bet I'll get it. I bet I'll get over. I think you will too. So this is the coin.
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And this is almost like a, almost like a team challenge. It is a team challenge. It's kind of a wavelength. Yeah. Wave. Here we go.
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Okay. The DeMar DeRozan of drew holidays. The DeMar DeRozan of drew holidays. And this is one where it's like, it's kind of specific. It's like, there's a reason. I'm almost like already getting lost. So DeMar DeRozan of drew holiday. The DeMar DeRozan of drew holidays.
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So it's like, but drew holiday is, Is it DeMar DeRozan? Because who's better? No, see, so... Is it... So DeMar... Because I'm almost swinging up with DeMar. See, but this one is actually... It's like the only one that's very specific. Let's hear it. It'll help me. Marcus Smart, because they get rid of Marcus Smart, they win the next year. They get rid of DeMar DeRozan, they win the next year.
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So that's more of like a connection. That was more of a connection. Okay, okay. But that's kind of how I got there. That's 0 for 1. Again, I don't know. The Kevin Durant of J.R. Smith's. The Kevin Durant of J.R. Smith's. The Kevin Durant. of J.R. Smith's is... Is this one pretty tough again to find? Again, just... I think you're thinking almost too much about it. The Kevin Durant of J.R. Smith's.
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It didn't do anything. We knew that was coming. Yeah. But I mean, all the reports are saying that like the Cronkies don't want to like they refuse to trade them. So like the Cronkies, I'm not going to be upset if we keep them. I just think it would make a lot of sense if we deal him.
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Kevin Durant of J.R. Smith's. You know what? Honestly, on this one, it's almost just like Kevin Durant plus J.R. Smith versus this guy. It's like a shooter guy. It's less the Kevin Durant of J.R. Smith's and more Kevin Durant and J.R. Smith made a baby. If Kevin Durant and J.R. Smith made it? If they made it together? Yeah. They would make... Devin Booker. They would make Michael Porter Jr.,
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Oh yeah, they would. They would. So that's, yeah, that actually makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. It's so, it's tough. It's tough. The Klay Thompson of Oreos. The Klay Thompson of Oreos. The Klay Thompson of Oreos is the golden Oreo. I mean the Nutter Butter. We're over three. Similar. We're over three. Almost got it. I can't wait to connect on one of these. We'll connect on one.
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See, but then I'm like, I'm thinking about it from your perspective and I'm like, God. It's really tough to get here for mine. Yeah. The Jamal Murray of Kyrie Irving's. The Jamal Murray of Kyrie Irving's. Get there, man. The Jamal Murray of Kyrie Irving's.
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And I'm kind of thinking, to give you a hint here, I'm thinking like playoff, that's the vibe I'm taking from Jamal, the way how he's a playoff riser. The Jamal Murray of Kyrie Irving's. He's a playoff riser version of Kyrie Irving. And it's not that Kyrie's not a playoff riser. The Jamal Murray of Kyrie Irving. Ant. Ant.
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Almost. I don't hate Brunson for that. Because it's like, if Jamal Murray's, if his... Jamal Murray of Kyrie. I'm kind of like, I'm like, if you took the Jamal Murray effect where he rises, but he started at a higher level, it'd be Jalen Brunson. Because Jalen Brunson is better. Jalen Brunson's an all-star, and then he rises to even more than an all-star. And Kyrie's better than Jamal.
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Jamal starts at a not all-star and then rises to all-star. This is tough. I really want to get one right.
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Yeah.
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The Chris Paul of Dwayne Wade's.
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So Chris Paul of Dwayne Wade's. James Hart. Yes. Yes, dude. That one made sense to me. That one made sense to me. Yes. Woo. Yeah, that feels good. That one was almost more like statistically, like hasn't won a ring. Yeah, yeah. And that's, I feel like that's a lot of the times where you're going to go. Okay. The Paul George of Anthony Edwards. The Paul George of Anthony Edwards. Yeah, yeah.
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I'm just thinking like there's no way you get there. The Paul George of Anthony Edwards is. Oh, but you could, though. The Paul George of Anthony Edwards. He doesn't want to ring. He's good. He's not all the way there, though. Get there. He hasn't got a ring, but he's really good. Kind of got good late. Paul George, you know? You know how Paul George suddenly was Paul George? Of Anthony Edwards.
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It's going to be an older guy. So you've got to go... So if I'm kind of in your shoes, I'm kind of like... you kind of go the Paul George of Anthony Edwards. And then I'm working from Anthony Edwards. It's like, who's like Anthony Edwards, but Paul George of him. So, cause Anthony Edwards is better than Paul George, but they're not, it's not even related. You know what I'm saying?
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Who's like Anthony Edwards, but the Paul George. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Uh, fuck. I don't know. Carmelo, Anthony Donovan Mitchell. Donovan Mitchell's, yeah, Donovan Mitchell makes sense. Oh, fuck. You know, isn't he the Paul George of Anthony Edwards? He is the Paul George of Anthony Edwards. He so is. The Kobe Bryant of, oh, dude, you can get this one. Is this the last one? No.
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And he's better than this series was for him. During our title run, he was good. No, he was not. Was he? What? I mean, I think he was all right in the lead up, but in the finals... He wasn't this bad. He shot 12% in the finals. So he was this bad in the finals? Yes. I guess then maybe... Yeah, I guess... So it's like, I don't know. It's just that's a tough one. Adelman, I do think, earned a job.
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The Kobe Bryant of Alex Caruso's. So, like, the best version of Alex Caruso, kind of.
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High motor guy. Fuck, dude. Is this guy in the NBA right now? Yeah. He's in the playoffs still. Okay, so it's going to be... Fuck, I really want to get it.
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Fuck.
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But if any... Sticks, if you get any of these, nice job. Kobe Bryant of Caruso's? The Kobe Bryant of Alex Caruso's. So Caruso's, what is he, like a fucking just guard that fucking comes in and just goes nuts? And he's like good at defense?
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But like this version of Caruso is like he's not bald. Yeah, he's like good. He's like better looking. So do I have to think of a non-bald, better looking white guy?
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Who is it? I can't think of it now.
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Oh, yeah. You know? Dude, that's it. I think we need to do it again and I will just get more. Well, I got the Clippers of Oranges.
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That's tough. The Clippers of Oranges. So you're just not the orange. The fucking... Who's just not the orange? The pear?
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I was thinking about saying the grapefruit. Because I guess it looks like an orange. Yeah, you look like an orange, but you're just like not. Dude, that's good. I'll bring you some next pod. We got one. Yeah, we did get one. It's hard because there's unlimited. And you could think of it in all different ways. Give me one. Think of one. Okay, I'll think of one. Think of one.
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We'll just, you know what time? We're going to let him think of one and he's going to give it to me. We'll cut until he gets it. So just so this is just right. This is like the easiest one of all time. OK, just to make sure I'm doing it right. Who's the LeBron James of Trey Young's? The LeBron James of Trey Young's.
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See, but on this side, it's so impossible because to me, I'm like, OK, so because so what? So LeBron James of Trey Young's is Steph Curry. Steph Curry. And then so I was trying to think of one for I really want to fucking get it. But like, yeah, I was trying to think of one for Andre Iguodala. Don't even tell me because I, you know. But I don't, I didn't have who it would be.
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It would have to be what? Let's find Iguodala. Iguodala would have to be like the, like kind of like the best like role player ever, right? It would kind of be like, Iguodala would kind of be like the. Almost like Ginobili because he was the first guy off the bench. Mm-hmm.
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he might be Iguodala might be or just like a guy that's like dude he low key could be like the LeBron James of Derek White that's really good you know that's perfect actually but it's hard to sometimes when you bring LeBron out too much you're just like okay what's the best version of this guy which yeah and that's where you gotta scale back maybe go more vibes on some of them I'm gonna bring some into the next one I like that segment and then we should do we should set like a goal line and try and get
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Do we want to open these so-called packages? Yeah, let's just open them. Here, I'll just open one. You open one. All right, you open that. Yeah, that's from Callan. Callan just sent us something. What did Callan just send us? Maybe it's just that package. I thought he just sent us something else. I think he might have. Oh, I think I know what this is. Callum, we've been communicating.
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Wait, let me guess. We've been communicating with Callum about this. We have? Yes, and we'll do one today. A flag? Oh, a Madlib. Madlib. He wanted to send us a new Madlib. Sure. Oh, thank you so much for your donation. Holy shit. Holy shit, man. He sent us a dollar, dude. Oh, my God. Wow. This is hard-earned. Thank you for sending that, dude. Wow, dude. We'll split that. Yeah.
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Yeah, I think we'll probably keep Adelman. Congrats, David. CB and Yoke and Jamal. I mean, Jamal just didn't do the Jamal thing that we needed him to do. But I almost don't blame him because it's like you got so many guys that they're throwing at him and you can't pass it. It would help so much if he could just throw it to Mike. Yeah, we don't have that third option. And it's supposed to be Mike.
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I'll Venmo you for half of it. Okay, he said read page one and four. Read page one and four. Wait, let me just open this first. Any guesses on what this is? I like Nokia by Drake. He just wrote that on there. This is awesome. Any guesses on what's in this package? This is great. Let me see it. Can I steal it real quick? Yeah. Like a sock? One sock, maybe? Two koozies. Two breadbasket koozies.
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That's what it feels like. Make sure there's no note in here.
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I love balls, too.
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You are doing so good, Malloy. Malloy sends so much shit. The spinner didn't even get opened. We opened it... We've just been spinning it. Yeah. We just do general spinning. Oh, wow. That's a good stress ball, man. Let me see it. Wow. Are you enjoying the stress ball, too? Oh, my God. That's great, man. That's good. Shout out to Jake Malloy. This is the type of shit we need.
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He's been the gifter of the year, maybe. Yeah. Okay, so there's some good stuff on this. Madlib does that. All right, so should we just do a Madlib? We'll do a Madlib. Or maybe we read the one he did. Just read his. But he did just leave a bunch of fun messages throughout here. So do you think that he was like, I'm going to go for a laugh?
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Or do you think he just respected the game and just filled it out? I think that Callum just respected the game. We'll see. But how do you respect the game if you're just... You just say, like, Blank and I are going fishing. Like, Kevin. No, but that's what I'm saying.
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But then you're just... Then you're just like, I'm going to... I think I just respected it and just wasn't even trying to be funny is what I'm saying. But you can't know the other words is what I'm saying. True. You know? That is... Oh, yeah. If you know it... If you know the other words, then you're just... Oh, so you're saying that he just... I bet he just didn't look.
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You could have just not looked. We'll see. So he'd be like person you know and not look at the other side. Yeah, you could. I just want to read these. I said, I like Nokia by Drake. Futurama is a great show. Never seen it. It's Calzone. We have to watch that, Callum. Is Calzone a top 10 stick? Oh, this is Calzone. Yeah. That's why it's Callum. That makes sense.
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My guess, 12.
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oh maybe 83 is my fave number interesting tap into hockey these are all good messages this is the one and then he just said i filled this one out myself okay let's let's read it um and then there's just a lot of messages shout out um shout out to calzone for real one to ten how's my handwriting i'd say it's like a seven calzone all right here we go let me see it i'll let me read it i really think it's like a dead seven let me just get to like yeah 7.6
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Yeah, I mean, I would say seven. I feel like eight's high, but anything else is lower. Okay. Ours would be like a two, dude. It's crazy bad. He said, are you a true... Okay, so this is his Mad Lib. Are you a true chiropractor? Fart this quiz to find out how much you love fishing. Okay. The best time to go fishing is A, in the morning when the fish are pooping.
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B, at night when the waves are vast all the time. It seems so far like he's respected the game. Oh, vast, and then C, all the time. How many fish do you have to catch in order to have a great day? Between 1 and 83. Respect for the game. He fucks with 83. We know that. By the way...
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This is a little sensitive. Just enough to fill a mug. Yeah, just type a container and put mug. It really doesn't matter how many cats you catch. When you catch a fish, what do you say? Fuck. Oh, my fish, Tampa. Oh, my fish, Tampa. You like fishing about as much as you like folding socks. Sure, fishing is blue, but the bumper sticker on your car reads, I'd rather be crying.
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You love fishing more than your favorite clown. you go fishing in the pod studio. So you just respect it. Right, yeah. I mean, that's your thing. Oh, no, this is how you do it. You can fill it out up here. There you go. Okay. How did I not see that? But Callum, thanks, man. We'll do a Mad Lib maybe next time. Yeah, we'll rock the Mad Libs if you guys want them. You know what I'm saying?
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Mainly, like, thank you for the donation. For real. We don't ask for a lot. For real. No, it's brick by brick, man. Brick by brick. Um, do you have a stat or should we just roll right into questions? Um, I don't have a stat, so we'll probably, are we rolling into questions tonight or are we doing them tomorrow? We'll do them tomorrow. So it'll be, so we're rolling the cues here. Yeah.
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And that's what you need in that spot. You need a shooter too. Yeah, but CB is like Dwayne Wade.
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Questions from the sticks. We got add some protein dash us here.
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Addsomeprotein-us. Okay, fine. So that's just what it is. I think you can do whatever you want in your username. That's what he wanted to do, right? So I'll just, you know.
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It's like you're the guy cannot run. Oh, I know. Like I feel like kind of like play better than like Jamal, which is like, what are we doing? I guess you're sick. I don't know what that means. I think it means he's sick. I mean, I know shit, but like what? Like, what does that mean, though? Like what type of sick? Sounds like he had the flu. I mean, listen, we weren't supposed to win.
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Yeah, like Addsomeprotein-US. Okay. Add a US Chipotle maybe. Fine. He said, Gluten Todd, Gluten Guys, got a simple would you rather for you today. He said, would you rather sleep on a randomly selected mattress each night or with a random pillow and blanket combo each night? Thanks, fella. Nobody understands mustard like I do. Okay. I don't know mustard. So yeah, you understand him a little bit.
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cb is good at his role he does his job and he's knocking down 320 like a fucking like shooter we need bruce brown off the bench but and just a spot-up shooter it's michael porter jr i know but he just couldn't shoot that yeah so that just fucking buddy healed buddy healed would be good kicking a buddy and then yeah on the thunderside i guess j-dub just figured it out today they just but there's there's such a weird team i think they win the championship hardstyle is so weird
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I, I, you know, the thing is, is I, I enjoy mustard, but I I've never, I would never say I understand. He's a tough dude to understand. He's a tough nut to crack. Right. For sure. Um, for me with this one, it's easily a random mattress and the same pillow blanket combo. I feel like pillow blanket kind of really makes up your situation. I think the mattress makes up your situation.
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I cannot be more on a different side. I think so. But what if you got it? What if you get a, uh, maybe, maybe I'm not giving the mattress enough credit. I'm just saying that first of all, I don't, if we get, if we're, if you're giving me like a used mattress, there might be some gross shit. Let's say they're all new. They're not used. Yeah.
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I mean, I think mattresses, mattresses, the guy that you're going to want to build around, I think personally, I mean, I think he's the, cause, cause you're going to, you got to get to know that you got to get to know that shape. You got to get to know the, the, like how we're going to, how we're going to indent.
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I think for me, I was just like, if I get like small blanket that doesn't even, that doesn't even cover the full circumference. Right. Like them were cold. Then we're in trouble for sure. Um, I guess if it's a terrible mattress, you're cooked, but I'll go, I'll go blanket, blanket, uh, pillow.
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I've also, by the way, I've been, I, I, I've been in the market for a new pillow and if anybody wants to, to hit me with like a, so what do you, what's wrong with their old pillow? They just, they, they just, they don't want it bad enough. I think. Yeah. So you need to, yeah, you need to know someone. They don't just sell pillows. That's kind of why I'm kind of throwing it to the sticks.
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If you have a guy or if you know a guy who knows a guy, it would really go a long way for me because I've been having pillow issues for sure. Yeah, shoot a DM if you know a guy. We want safe pillows, though. We don't want to get too wrapped up in the game, I would say. Speak for yourself. I'm just saying, I don't know if you want to get... I'll do it.
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If you get into pillow business... I'll get a fucking pillow pad, dude. I don't give a shit. I just know some friends that have gotten into pillow business. I know. One of them I haven't seen since he was like 18.
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Maybe. I didn't know that's your aspiration to get into the pillow game. But if that's what you want to do, we might have to take a step back with what we're doing. I know. I know. I'm just saying. I'm willing to do what it takes to get it. You want to do it. You want to do the thing.
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that sucks dude yeah that stinks um so just if you lost him what would you do i know i had a buddy that lost his pants yeah and what did he do it's there's no it's like and i could say how i think i'd handle it but like how did he in the moment it's a whole different thing what did he do
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Listen, it's... Yeah, it's a tough thing to go through. I think maybe I'd call my wife, call my family, like, look, I lost my pants. Right, and... Just go from there, I think. Yeah. Be honest. Be honest about it. Right. Yeah, and then just take it one step at a time.
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Right. And he's not acting like he didn't lose them. No, exactly. He's being upfront, like you said. Exactly.
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Maybe try to find shorts. Maybe try to work back into the game. Or yeah, there's underwear, there's tights. I'd say get something on there. But you're not going to get it all back at once. You're down 25 in the fourth quarter. There's no four-point shot here.
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Score three points. And then work from there. Right, 100%.
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What was his name? Owen Henry. Nice. Nice.
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Yeah. That's the way to go a lot of times. Ricky Bobby.
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As a basketball player. When he misses the little thing, it's hilarious. Well, he, it has to be in the middle. You know what I'm saying? Like anywhere else. He's not calibrated. It's kind of like, it's, it's. But when, like game one or something, he made them all. I was like, this is a fucking cheat code. And then when he's missing, it's like, dude, this is like hilarious to watch.
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I would love to get a beer with captain crunch. He's really fricking wise. He's really, um, just like a good noble dude. I'm going to put them in the two. It doesn't get much better, but I got to leave around. And he's got a very positive outlook on, on, on things, you know, like he, that guy, that guy will, that guy will like, like Nick, right?
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Like if, if Nick went to him with his pants dilemma and he said, listen, I lost my pants. He would have the right thing to say. He might even have, have some pants for him to wear. That's just captain crunch for you. Take the pants off his bottoms. Um, Next you got Ferb. Ferb's cool. Ferb's cool. Would I want to get a beer with him? I would enjoy a beer with him. I'm going to put him in the four.
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We're just not as familiar with Phineas and Ferb's game. So Ferb is the ginge or Ferb's the green? Ferb's the quiet guy. He's the green man. The lankier guy. So he doesn't really talk a lot. I think he rarely talks, if I'm correct. Let me know, Phineas and Ferb fans. He stories a lot. Yeah, he posts a lot, but I don't think he's as verbal. So I think we just kind of – he's got a good vibe, though.
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Listen, there's nothing better than a guy that just doesn't talk. That is true. Give me a non-talker versus an over-talker. Over-talkers, yeah.
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uh bald the landlord who my your landlord so we don't he's not the best right not the greatest hang we're putting him in the five yeah i wouldn't want to i i bet i could get a a beer with bald and i do not want to i'm not gonna ask him for one that's an easy five um next you got which by the way somebody came running after me the other day lady i've never seen in my life and she she was like zach whoa close the gate oh that's crazy dude
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So I think bald is telling them my name and shit. So the name, that guy doesn't close. You're like the don't close the gate guy. That's great. What a dick. But, but she knew unless, unless I just, unless she was a stick, but she was like 60 year old woman. And I don't think a stick would come on that aggressive. And I think they would more be like, first of all, love the content.
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Second of all, close. Yeah. Yeah. Seems like a ball put her onto it. Bald told her my business. Not cool. Not cool at all. Uh, blue J blue J is cool. Um, yeah, he's, I mean, you'd learn a lot about him with through a beer, right? There's a lot. We don't know. I don't know if I'd feel safe. That's a thing. Like we know him through the internet. We haven't, we haven't met him. Yeah.
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I don't know who he'd have in his crew, like around coming with him. Um, I'm going to put them in the four just cause I don't know. Safety wise. How did you already place a four? Uh, wait. So I think you wait for the four. So I have, I have one and three, three. I'm going to put them in the three. I put them in three. The thing I worry about with BJ is like the party favors.
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It's actually, it's like kind of, it's, it's like, you know that he has just done it a hundred thousand times.
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You know what I'm saying? Yeah. If you get a beer going, the night's going to end at five in the morning in an hour. That's what I'm saying. It's just like. Or like it's a great night. You have one and you go like you never know with him. Right. Like you might just have dinner. You might not be drinking. Exactly. Like it's all over the place. So I'll go three for him. And then we have one.
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And then. Yeah. In the one you got pops, which is Owen's dad. Okay. Seems like a good dude.
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I agree with that 100%. Why not? We got Croissant Ronaldo. So kind of a Cristiano Ronaldo play, it seems like.
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yeah it's almost inspiring it's like master one skill like is he can he shoot not really but he could do this one thing and do that thing and he'll score like eight a game on it he's a plus player he's a former Denver he's a good piece oh is he really that's where Calvin Booth if I'm him I'm like have him three years ago I got rid of him didn't play him every single person that nugget that played uh like every person Calvin Booth just like got
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Croissant Ronaldo. He said, formally bows. That's a good way to start. Hello, Zink and Danilo. Who would win in a classic five-a-side footy game? Seven-game series, you both are the goalies for your teams. Okay. So Zink's team is going to be – so you'll be in goal. And then we have Rudy Gobert. Okay. He's a good – he could be a good defender. I wish I could put Rudy in goal. Yeah, true.
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Rudy Gobert, Drake, Koopa Troopa, and Fix-It Felix Jr. ? Is that just like a cat mascot that fixes shit? Do we know what Fix-It Felix looks like? I believe I've got an image of Fix-It in my head. I don't know if I'm imagining it right. I have an image too. Oh, okay. Fix-It Felix, that is not who I was picturing. For some reason, yeah, I had like a cat. I had Felix the cat.
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Yeah, Fix-It Felix is a good... Fix-It Felix Jr. is that guy. So he's a good piece. He seems like a winning... He could be like your captain. So you have Rudy Gobert, Drake, Koopa Troopa, Fix-It Felix, and you're in goal. So we'll put Drake and Rudy in the back. Yeah. We'll do Fix-It Felix and Koopa Troopa as my midfielders. That's a two-attack in this.
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Oh, so then I'm in goal. Yeah, okay. And then my team, I'm in goal. So we kind of just cancel each other out in goal, probably. Then we have Bogut.
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so he'll play like it yeah andrew bogut so he'll play like a gobert roll in the back probably travis scott okay similar to the drake roll a goomba more of an attacker to me i like you put the goomba in the back i have a goomba put the goomba in the back and then puss and boots that's a pretty striker yeah he's like the name of the league he's a goal scorer i think i think with puss uh up top and then the goomba defending i think that's more firepower than koopa and fix it what do you think
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yes i think that drake's a wild card though drake could be yeah drake could go either way like i think who wins the drake travis scott battle right who knows it it just depends on if travis is putting work in um i think it's a good match and i do think felix is like he just like how bad do you really want it yeah yeah you know um he just likes fixing stuff mainly exactly yeah exactly it would be close i think maybe your your side pulls i think probably my side then he said love the pod and praise the lord for clouds yeah clouds are great i like clouds
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Okay.
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I think they're enemies that are compatible on the court. That's what I see. Okay. Again, I'm just a condiment fan. I don't know them like that. Yeah. To me, people like to mesh them together sometimes. For sure. And they'll do it because it works business-wise and it works taste-wise. I don't see them as buddies, no. I just think a lot of these condiments are really competitive. Right.
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But like ketchup and mustard are actually friends. Which is, that shocked me. That almost ruins it like that. Like I know it's, I get it. They're just condiments. But like, don't hug after game seven. I know. It ruins them. It makes me feel like you're not trying to compete. Yes. I think. You think they're buddies though, ketchup and mayo.
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I mean, if ketchup and mustard are buddies, then I don't see how ketchup and mayo aren't. I think it's like a condiment to condiment thing. I just don't, I don't know. Well, yeah, I don't know either. I think I would lean that they're more friends than enemies. They're certainly not enemies. Yeah.
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Right.
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Do you ever play those guys together? Yeah, it's great. Yeah.
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That's a great place to do it. Oh, really good stuff. It's a great place to do it.
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I don't do it. I think like there's like people, I've seen them like mix ketchup and mayo for fries.
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I've seen that play. I'll just do ketchup.
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Cause then ketchup, by the way, is a, is a fucking bonafide superstar. Let's not get it twisted. Like, but like he doesn't need, he doesn't need a mixer. Condiment versus condiment. Ketchup is, is far better. Not even close. But if you want to like a burger that already has mayo and maybe add ketchup. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. We'll wrap with this, Zach. We got Nate Schumann. That's a good name.
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Maybe like a golfer or pitcher, maybe. Nate Schumann. Nate Schumann. Golfer. Feels like a good... Congrats to Scotty Scheffler. He's good. That guy's really good at golf. And also, yeah, I haven't... Nate Schumann, I bet, has a 4.0 GPA. That's all I know about Nate Schumann. I don't know much, but I know he's a scholar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think so, too. Yeah, Scheffler just won. He won with a 5.
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And Mike would just be like, we're not playing him. And then you get to the playoffs and we have only like five options. Yeah, that's just 2020. So Mike just didn't play him because there's a young guy that he's like, I don't trust him. Yep, and that's just what he did with everybody. And that's on Mike, not on Boof. It's not. And Julian obviously has the goods to be good.
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Wasn't even close. Just cruised into a win. He said... So he has a complaint, challenge, and question. So the challenge, you know what? I'm just going to save this challenge for next pot. Fair. Complaint. He said, I started doing MVLV Rook at the dinner table with the family, but none of them understood the concept and it pissed me off, TBH. I get that. It doesn't seem like too tough of a concept.
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But it's, it's so annoying when you, when you. You're like, and maybe they're like, well, that's stupid. You're like, no, this is awesome. Yeah. You're like, no, like it's, it's, it's, we're just doing high and low here. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? We're just doing my. But what does most valuable mean? Do I have to do like a most valuable? And then you say, you know what? Nevermind, mom.
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Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then he said, question, do y'all's legs ever get restless while potting the pod? Not really. I think like no, but also like there's certainly moving. Yeah. There's motion. There's, and there's recoils, right? You're moving around, but I don't think restless. I get, do you ever get, yeah, not while we're potting, but I get it in bed for sure. Uh, what?
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With legs? My legs. I'm just like, I want to, I want to move these guys. Yeah. Yeah. I move around. I can't go to bed because I'm just like, I want to just fucking move. I have days where I just can't find my form with like my sleeping. Like I just can't get comfortable. Those are the worst. Like I'll work for an hour to find my spot. Are you a arm under the pillow type of guy?
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I think, yeah, I think I'm like this. And he plays right under. Because sometimes your arm falls asleep if you hit the wrong piece. This is what I was trying to get to. When you wake up, it feels like you don't have a left arm. Exactly. But there's this pillow that he's got a bit of a hard shell. And you could put your arm under it. Oh, and he doesn't fall asleep?
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No, because it's like a little cocoon under there, and then you just go on it. Oh, and you like, it's like that? Yeah, like the pillow goes like this. And you don't, so this is sort of, like one of the pillows you're looking into. Yeah, but I don't know how to get one. Yeah, dealers, if you know the cocoon pillow, I guess. Yeah, and then you just stick your arm in there. That does sound great.
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You get your arm there, and you get, oh, it's just, that sounds like a. You ever do the airplane pillow? The neck situation? I don't, I've never really understood it. Yeah, I like had one at one point. It's like not, it just wasn't that comfortable. Like what, are you supposed to just lay like this?
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Well, it's like, it's like if you're going to lean, like you can just lean on it instead of just, you know, when you fall asleep and you're the classic.
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Like you could fall, but I do it because I can't control myself when I sleep. Yeah. I'm like, fucking, what are you doing, me? Yeah. It's embarrassing. It is embarrassing. But that'll do it for the pod. Yeah. Nuggets fans, we're going to be back. Yeah, we'll be back. We're going to be back. We'll be back. Love y'all. Love y'all.
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He just wasn't ready to play today in this game because he hasn't gotten the reps in. He doesn't get enough minutes. He doesn't get the reps in.
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The CB is so much better year by year.
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He could have. But now it's like we just need two more players. If we would have gone to the conference finals, that would have been like a miracle. Like this was, this was a, we maxed out what we could have done with this group. And then to be honest with you, like, yeah. Okay. So you won 68 games.
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Against the Wolves probably. We're 0-4 against them. You got the Thunder winning the title?
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
i mean i i feel like now now that like my team's out of it it's like i get why the analysts are like no shit they're gonna win because they're so much better than every team yeah like i don't really see how i think i i'm gonna say they win and we were their toughest series yeah i would i i could see that happening i would i would love to see i would love for them to just roll through the thunder in five and then beat the pacers in five
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
That would be the better, the more entertaining final, yeah. If it's Pacers-Thunder, I don't think I can watch. I think, what's his name, just tweeted that. Russ made his prediction. I think he said Pacers beat the Thunder in six or something. In the finals? That was his prediction. No, wrong. I mean, I said Indy beating the Thunder in six in the finals. Okay.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
It's like I don't feel that that's going to happen. I don't either. But a lot of the things that have happened, I didn't feel they would happen in this playoffs. I feel like the Knicks have like a – The Knicks winning would be cool. The Knicks winning would be neat. Probably good for the league. Oh, yeah. I'm all in. The league is like we need them to go to the finals. Yeah.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Because if not, it's an absolute. At this point. Also, born in New York. I can do that. They can be my Eastern team if the Nuggets are ever out. It is kind of that interesting spot, though. I think we mentioned you almost want them to lose in the first round. The Nuggets. It's confusing what to do with this team. Do you hire Adelman?
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Here's the issue. It's like you lose last year in the second round and then you lose KCP. You have no depth.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
I think you hire Adamant, and I think it's more like keep the core, trade a piece of it, like an MPJ, and then add a couple. I don't think it's... You don't break core up. You keep the core four, who is... CB, AG, Jamal, and Yoke. And then MPJ's gone, and then Russ is gone, obviously. And then maybe package in Julian and Peyton Watson in something. I think what you do is a little...
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Because I think Jimmy's contract is up over... Jimmy, that's so perfect. You do a sign and trade with Mike. Yokes never play with an all-star.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Who would you trade for Jimbo? Michael Porter Jr. Yeah, would you trade a... But that's almost fair because... Because Jimbo's 35. Yeah, Jimbo's like not... Even an all-star. Michael Porter Jr., Peyton Watson, and a pick. Would you still do it? No. Peyton Watson, I'm really high on him this offseason. Just figuring out how to shoot. And he's been a little better offensively, I feel like.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
He's made some big threes. Yeah. And also, players just look... Do whatever AG did, just do that, and we're going to be the best team in the league. That actually, AG doing that almost changes everything. It does. You went from 29 to 42. And it seems like it's just because he worked really hard at it, and it seems like guys that don't get good at shooting maybe just don't.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
And I understand it, but I would understand it because they're like, I'm getting 10 mil, I don't give a shit. It can't be that. So you think some just try to improve and they just don't? Maybe it's a mental thing a little bit. I think it's like also there's an element of like,
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
you you can win you don't have to be deep you don't have to be okay c12 deep but you can't be four deep and we did yeah and just russ just like played bad like oh he just like sometimes it was like we're two three deep off the bench but russ is like our third best player which is just today he was just disaster i didn't like his vibe today man i mean he sucks and even like even like even like julian throwing it to you when you're not looking like why like we're trying to win a basketball game why are you like snapping at you you know what i mean like i don't know
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
at some point it clicks maybe maybe you gotta put so much work in and then you're like oh there that's what i'm hoping for with my golf game that's what i was gonna say it's like golf is like that where like you just like that's where you that's where you've said me before it's like it might be like three minutes of a lesson and then i'm like and then i'm like uh 20 better easily like so maybe just click for him form wise or something something like that um let's see who else who else is on the denver nuggets i mean holmes we we he had a torn achilles and we get a rookie next year oh yeah
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
I think he will take it. I think he just needs minutes, dude. But also, like, the players exist. Like, we could have traded for Alex Caruso. He's not like a... Yeah, Caruso's a great piece, man. But just, if we just get... He's a great three. He's a three and D. He really is just a three and D. I know. And he's also like... He's a D and three, but he can shoot the three.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Yeah, but dude, if we just had Caruso. Caruso's young. If we added Caruso, is he? He's 32. But I just, I had him as older. Just because he's bald. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. I had him as like 34. Yeah, probably because he's bald.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Yeah, that'd be a good piece.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Where is he? I don't know. Who is that?
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
That sounds like a good piece.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
He's just not good at offense. But, yeah, I think we're in a good spot.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
You see that fan just getting jumped just because he's walking? Don't wear the jersey. And also don't jump him. Yeah, don't jump him, but you're... You got to be smarter. Why are you even wearing that jersey? Well, it's just like a low IQ play. It's on purpose, though. The Patriots were not in that game. He put his Pacers jersey on and just went outside. Yeah, that's true, dude.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
What do you think is going to happen, obviously? But the Knicks crowd is scary, for sure. Oh, for sure.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Definitely, or just stay neutral, for sure.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
And I think if you're a player, you're like, oh, this crowd is fucking annoying. This crowd is scaring me. They're so loud and screaming at me. And then when the Knicks go on a run, they're like, they're so, they're in my face. But like the Thunder, there's nothing you could, the Thunder, like when you have a game like today, it's not even a. Oh, it's just, they're just better and they just win.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
They're so much better than you. It's just like, it's like two high school teams and the one is just faster. Exactly. The other one just can't even get it past half court.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
They did that, yeah.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Yeah. And game two and game seven, they just, they clicked. They did their thing. Yeah. Yeah. And they just, and they're not, it's not even like they're like hitting shots like they are, but they're just stealing the ball from you and dunking it. They're better at basketball. So if it's Nick's OKC, it's going to be OKC in five. Yeah, who do you have OKC versus... It's got to be OKC.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
I think it's... I'm going to go Knicks in six and OKC in five.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
It's confusing with these guys.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
I don't know. Maybe we're asked if they just like... Or they just get... I don't know. Yeah. Also, like, J-Dub wasn't even playing good for them in this series. Yeah, that was going to be my thing. I was going to say, what do you do with J-Dub in the offseason? But if they just win the championship, you do nothing with them. You do nothing and you just keep Chet.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Yeah, but I'm... Chet is too good to... Chet is way too good to just... I didn't even realize Brunson was on the Mavs with Luka.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
I mean, that's, that's just, that's Russell Westbrook. But that's also like, again, we said this, I think at the beginning of the playoffs, it's like, you don't get mad at tequila when you get hung up. Yeah. Yeah. We picked Russell Westbrook up. So do you think we get rid of him next year? I would love to just pick up Bruce and just. We're going to pick up Bruce.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
And it just wasn't... Brunson wasn't going to get as good as he got. But he was, though. On the Mavs? Brunson was amazing on the Mavs. But I was looking at a thing yesterday, and everyone was like, they fucked up by not keeping Brunson. They did. But then the other side was like, but he would have never become the real Brunson, not getting to be the main option. True.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
You wouldn't be a borderline MVP candidate? Yeah, I guess it just depends on how you want it. If he would have been like, yeah, I know I could take more shots, but I just want to win titles, I guess that could work then. I think he would have still been an all-star. It's like Luca Kyrie. Luca Brunson is crazy, dude. And they were both young. Terrible job by Nika. Whatever. No, they're both gone.
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Yeah. And then Thunder. So we both go Thunder, Knicks. Who do you have if you had a million dollars?
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Yeah. There's no way. But I want the Knicks. But the Knicks are like a way, way worse version. Thunder in... Dude, fucking... It could be Thunder in five. It could be Thunder in four. Yeah. I'm going to go Thunder in five. And the Knicks have the issue... And it's more self-induced than our situation. They play every player 45 minutes a game. Yeah. Cause yeah.
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The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
And so they're going to be talking about, they do it cause they're like, they're like, those are our five best guys, which I get. But like they, like they, that's their plan. Like they have better guys that they can just like put in and they just don't. Yeah. So like they, I mean, when you're going against the thunder who have 12 guys, they have like four guys that are the same guy. Yeah.
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No, that, that's just, that won't end well. We'll see though. We'll see what it ends up being. Uh, let's go into, we'll go. So we're going to the, yeah. In the, in the draft here. Yeah. By the way, this podcast is brought to you by Underdog. Underdog, man. Code Breadbasket for deposit bonuses up to a thousand beans. Shout out to Underdog, man. You could do anything on there, right?
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So I go three here. I'm going to go – this is more of a hypothetical.
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But we've talked about this type of thing. What if like we could say next year, next year I'm the head coach of the Nuggets.
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Shout out to the reporters and the news. Yeah, I was going to say that too.
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51?
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So what do you think, actually, if one of us just coaches or Matt coaches?
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Yeah, I'd probably play him 48 minutes.
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33.
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Do you think there's a pro sports team that we could fill in and it wouldn't be like that? Maybe MLB?
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Oh, true. Me too, actually. Yeah. I don't like that.
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Exactly. You're just not. Maybe like fucking corner kicks, but you're not play calling. Yeah, so that's that. All right, four, I'm going to go. In my four. Oh, I mean, this is classic. Just if D-Rose didn't get hurt. Classic. Just where would he fall? Dude, you know what's crazy? Would he have just become a top five point guard all the time?
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He didn't have the roster either. Yeah, and I don't think the Heat ever had to play LeBron.
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So he played three years. It looks like the year that he – yeah, okay, so it was his third year, the year that he was really good. The 25-8 year was his third year.
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That's a classic, yeah.
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Yeah, you did.
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I snaked. You snaked. I snaked.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They would have won, and then he would have had a ring.
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He led that team. I kind of wish, but I don't hate the Warriors winning. Did they win that year?
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I do too.
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Yeah, we do.
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He just complicated everything.
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Yeah. Maybe Zach Levine. Yeah, that is true. And he just left for the same amount of bread or something?
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I wonder why he did that. I really do. He did it for a reason. He's a guy. He's a human. Why did he do it?
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Okay, so it was a money thing.
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You think he did that to you.
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Because that's $1 million.
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Yeah.
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No, because A.G. took a less role and then won a chip.
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I don't know.
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God. It is frustrating. With my five... I'll give honorable mention to if LeBron played football, would he be really good? Probably.
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You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and who would win the rings?
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yeah i think maybe i'd be in there why not um i'll pick though we've talked about this too it's more of a hypothetical again but if you dropped you dropped everything for one year and worked on a hip-hop album how would it sound it would sound it's the only thing you're doing for one year i think you make it you think it'd be like a good album yeah like a good 12 track album
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I was, I was in the, I was in the, I got some really good, uh, I got some good footage of when the windows were just black. We would go through the smoke. We would go through a cloud of smoke. You look out the window. It's fully black. You didn't know where you were. You look down. Fire looks like it's two feet away.
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He does all of it. And he also, he's really good at maxing out vocals. I also think we've talked about this. You're not on the spectrum of people that don't do music. You're, you have, you got a voice a little bit. Yeah. I don't have the.
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What would, what would, I feel like you'd probably just do, you just do flex shit.
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True.
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What is he saying? He's just like, I'm rich. I get a lot of girls. Pull up in this car. Cars. Do this thing with this girl. Yep. Money. Put it, maybe, maybe I'll slap, I'll slap someone.
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That is true. It's impressive. Gunna's really good.
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yeah um but that's the draft you want to get into a stat maybe should we do a mad lib too today yeah we'll do a mad lib let's do stat though stat so wait this was um that we did uh well we did oh yeah we did cowboys we did like a video about the cowboys today um and like the value of their franchise so i just did the top 10 most valuable sports franchises in the world that's gonna be your stat of the day i can definitely get this i'm worried fair warning yeah and i'll give you three lives
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We did do this.
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Yeah. I'm not going to give you any hints, but I will give you three lives.
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It's based on value in USD billions.
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I got to stop doing this. I do this too much, but I'm going to do it again. Three football teams, one basketball team, your man.
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I don't think you'll get the three.
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If you go four for four here, I'm going to be really upset if you do get it.
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And it's a rich Raiders culture.
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I don't know if it's a new headline. You were saying this has just been how it is, right? If we don't do anything, if nobody does anything, I guess it's banned in five days.
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I can't believe they let us do it. The thing is, I don't know. It felt like it was really tough on the pilot and he crushed it. I don't, maybe he was just like, this isn't even tough.
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Maybe though people go to Instagram, but also like, have you seen like Lemonade?
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yeah like that maybe people go there and then if you're early on that you're addison ray exactly yeah so i i it would be exciting i hope it doesn't happen it's like when it's like when there's what's the phrase it's like when there's like blood in the streets that's when you like that's when you buy yeah you know what i'm saying that's when you that's when you can you can really like change your life if you so that's like pick it up early and that and that's like in like the stock market but it's like
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They were in the Supreme Court today and people were like talking about TikTok and they're saying it's like a rights thing. The TikTok side is arguing it's a rights thing. You can't take it.
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Like China has all of our data, but I think, I don't know.
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We'll see.
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The little TJ plaque boy max thing. That was, that was crazy. I guess.
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Yeah, yeah.
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That's just the world, I guess.
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Yeah, that is funny.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That would be crazy, dude. And that'd be really legendary just for all three of the Ball Brothers.
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He was the one seed of the Ball Brothers.
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Didn't he say, he said he was going to drop on Friday. And then I saw like Zoe tweeted, like we didn't say which Friday. So they didn't drop it.
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I think it is just good. I mean, like you never know if it's getting clowned.
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It came on.
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Have you heard G3 Jell-O?
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It would be really cool. You see his book for Rolling Loud?
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It'll be lit. And maybe all three. That's like an appeal to all the brothers. Like we all go out there. Electric. I love it. Should we do a Madlib?
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Yeah, LeVar too.
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I was freaking out.
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All right, let's do a Madlib here. This is going to be advice to prospective parents. Okay. Actually, I don't want to tell you that because then maybe you'll think about it. I'm going to not tell you the topic. All right, here we go. Madlib, go ahead. Adjective.
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Adjective, orange.
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I hate when they do that too.
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Yeah, I don't know. It's the mail. I mean, I think... Actually, it was a funny DM.
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He is.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we'll send him another one.
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Yeah, send us another DM. We'll just keep it as that.
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But yeah, shoot that over to us.
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I had Joe Rogan, Bobby Lee downloaded. Okay. And were you laughing? Yes. And then early I was doing, I was watching it, but then I just, I turned it off. I couldn't, I had to focus on, cause I was trying to land the plane for it. Exactly.
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Yeah.
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You don't have to do stinky. You could do whatever you want.
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Thank you, Mad Libs. They put bare. I appreciate you guys, man. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Binky, okay. Geographical location.
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Your mom's crib.
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Adjective.
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Stupid. Yeah.
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It describes somebody, right?
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Waxy person in Rome.
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Arm. And then to wrap it up, adjective.
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1950.
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For sale. 1957 sedan. This orange car is in smelly condition.
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It was formerly owned by a stinky school teacher.
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Who always drove it aggressively. It's almost funny when it just makes sense. This is a... Oh, there is a... There is a stinky boobs in the backseat. That's fine. There is a stinky boob in the backseat and a chrome... So that's a plus. Yeah, yeah. In the backseat and a chrome butt on the hood. Okay, all right. It has a high-pitched paint job. Good. Bouncy tires. That worked. There we go.
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Yes.
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And the back opens out into a big... We kept doing plural nouns. And the back opens out into a big tits. We'll consider taking slightly used binky in trade. So trade the sedan for the binky. Sicko. And then we got lost in the vicinity of your mom's crib. Nice. A stupid French poodle with lefty hair and a waxy tail. It answers to the name of Danny Agus.
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And then you put the fun away and you focus on freaking out.
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It didn't get there.
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Maybe he took it. Yeah.
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That's probably what happened. It's okay. Should we go questions here?
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Cues. We got Oliver Anderson and he's got a blind rank.
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He said, Zach and Danny, Blind Rank. So you'll do these. Here we go.
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But he did that. I didn't either.
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Anyways, blind rank.
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So you got Bron, then Ty. It's close. I don't know. Dark Toaster's career before retiring.
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He does. He does. He was very efficient too.
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I saw six.
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And then we have, what do you have open? Five? Five. Then we have Dark Toaster's career after coming out of retirement.
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It's been a lot stronger. It's been electric. He's a new dark toaster. Then he said, love the pod, and I love the 2017 Dodgers.
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All right, Dark Toaster did write in. What up, DT? What's up, DT? He said, Dear Danny and Zach, I wanted to ask slash negotiate an agreement on a contract with y'all for 2025-2026.
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Yeah. But notice the little intricacies. I think he knows exactly what he's doing when he does that. He said, also want to retract any negative comments I made when I said those things. I was a different person. I've changed since for the contract. See, now he's right back to money. I'm looking for north of 600 M's over 7 to 10 years. Wait.
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So 600 M's over seven to 10 years with no opt outs and a no trade clause. Hopefully we can agree on a contract. Love the pod. And I love 2007 Troy Tula whiskey and 27 Chuck nasty.
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2017.
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What, you want to sign him to the 600 M's because he dropped Troy Tulewitzki?
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We don't really know, but I think Airbnb, it's like if you're in the area and you had to move, they're giving something where you could stay, I think. So, yeah. I mean, maybe look at that.
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What happened to Troy after that? He just was never as good as he was supposed to be.
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And what'd you do? Take a picture?
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Shout out to Tulo. Yeah, shout out to Tulo. Shout out to Dexter Fowler. Shout out to Eric Young Jr. Shout out to Garrett Atkins, Brad Hopp, Ian Stewart. Eric Young Jr.
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Watching him run to first, it was the fastest thing ever. Anyways, 600 M's is too much. Maybe a one to two year for me. I don't...
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he's back he said hey yeast brothers hey bad news from up here in calgary i lost my airpod so i fell behind on the pod fuck man but then now he's back it seems like he caught up he said so here's my opinion on the past couple eppies good honey is amazing it's literally healthy sugar we got so much fucking everyone disagrees with us on the honey thing all right man we've covered it's underwhelming it's under covered this twice i don't get it it's supposed to be healthy sugar but it doesn't taste as good as sugar
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6%?
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But I don't know anything else.
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That's true. That's true. Number two, he said, farts aren't funny. The five seconds of laughter doesn't make up for the minute of pain. What pain? Pain.
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So if you're pooping, maybe.
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Yeah, so that's that. And then he said, number three, meat sticks only downside are the stinkiness.
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You just don't... It's a whole culture.
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I don't care. I don't care. And then he said also, would you rather spend 12 hours in the middle of the Amazon rainforest... So he's just making up for lost time. He just got three takes off. Now he's doing this. Would you rather spend 12 hours in the middle of the Amazon rainforest or 12 hours in an outhouse after a construction cruise shift? Jake, yeah. Amazon.
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Yeah, maybe it's like a danger thing. Like you're going to get hunted by an animal or something.
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So if it's like we might die, then probably outhouse.
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But it's after a construction crew shift. They've just been dropping two in there. So we're just assuming that there's shit in there. Yeah. I mean, if it's dangerous in the Amazon, we go to the outhouse.
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True. You might get sick or pass out.
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They're off the top.
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Yeah, and they got it approved and proofread everything. Yeah, that's a good way to go. So it's probably just audible up. We got King Breadword III. Wow. He's the king of the breads. And it looks like there's just a lot of bread drama again.
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Always is. He said, to the esteemed brothers of bread. We had a party at the Bread Palace last night. Oh, wow. And sourdough was stinking up the whole place.
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Yeah, it does sound fun. Didn't get the invite. You get it?
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Did you go? You said sounds fun.
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F*** you, bread word.
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I want to go to the bread parties. I've made that clear. I want to go to the bread. I want to go to the bread parties.
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I lost it.
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i can be better yeah we all we've all we all would change some things yes uh but he said we had a party at the bread palace last night and sourdough was there stinking up the whole place uh ryan pumpernickel tried to get him to leave but he didn't take the hint uh wheat is threatening to overbake him if he comes to the next party i think that's a little far wheat it's like a little bit aggressive i don't know what his deal is but it's like yeah don't you don't need to take it that far he said as a king how should i handle this thanks fellas
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Yeah. Cause every party there's something like it's wheat and then white and then Danny and then, you know, it's a whole thing. So it's like, and then the rolls will gang up on certain breads. Yeah. The buns get pissed.
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After midnight at a bread word party, nothing good.
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We got Bread Kayosaka. Okay. This is a good question. So Kayosaka said, he said, I woke up and my neck hurts. Pretty annoying. That is annoying. That is annoying. Because nothing you could do about it. Nothing you can do. Bullshit. And it's like, how did it happen? Maybe he slept on it wrong. That sucks.
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He said, anyways, would you rather have to shotgun a beer the minute you get up every morning or have to drink six cups of coffee a day?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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All day. Yeah. Yeah. I would do the beer too. All right. We got LucaHockey11 here, Zach. This will be your last question. Okay. He said, good day, Dak and Zanny. Montreal Breadstick here. Love the pod. Thank you. My question today is you would be given 20 mil. On the condition that you are hit with a snowball every single day at a random time from a random angle.
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You cannot predict or prevent it, and it is limitless. It can still hit you while indoors. Additionally, each ball has a 5% chance that it contains a shard of ice. Would you take the deal, and why? He said hockey clears basketball. I think basketball clears hockey, but I don't play hockey. Seems like you like hockey. I respect it.
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Which one? Was it the white hat?
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And you could make that like a cool branding thing.
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94 or 95, whatever one. Love y'all. Love you guys.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Could be. Because what the f*** else is it, dude? There's no wind in here.
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Yeah.
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Cause what the fuck?
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And while you're at it, like let's talk lightning and thunder as well. Thunder. Lightning I can see.
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And I think we've talked about that before.
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What the fuck?
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She's like, I haven't really been on my phone, so I didn't even know.
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Crazy.
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Everything. It does anything. Yeah. Even us doing bread baskets. Oh, dude. What ifs.
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And, like, if I went to Duquesne, if I don't transfer to Belmont, we're not doing this. Exactly. I don't know why. I don't know either. Yeah. And then, yeah, I got a stat for you. A little bit of news. We already did the fire news. And then questions. Yeah. You want to start? I'll start.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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I don't have context either.
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I don't think anybody knows.
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Maybe the best athlete of all time.
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We've done hotels the past two nights. Yeah. It seems like we're good. Seems like we're good. We got your warning lifted, which was big for you guys over there in Santa Monica.
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It would be different.
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He's got to have records of the lowest pick to do everything.
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Probably, yeah. Yoke probably has all those records too.
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Especially, dude, NBA, that doesn't happen.
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He was better than everybody.
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100%.
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Yeah, you really can. One position. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a crazy one. With my one, I will go to. How about what if the Nuggets kept Donovan Mitchell?
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I'd assume it was. So shout out to him. Yeah, but so we would have just had Donovan and Jamal and Yoke and MP.
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I remember he was pretty good.
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Not doing damage.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We don't have the bench like that. Russell Westbrook kind of.
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He's a piece.
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That is a great one. But imagine Jamal, Donovan, Yoke, MPJ.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That's crazy.
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Yeah. It's interesting. Yeah. I mean, he wouldn't be, it's just, everything affects everything.
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Well, because there's no defense.
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Exactly. It was like,
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When this is the Degrassi character. Cause you can't just post, you can't start posting snippets. Exactly.
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Yeah, it's really mean.
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Dude, especially for him. He had to just get signed by the biggest rapper.
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It is, dude.
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Yeah. Like, like so many things just had to like happen for him. You can't force the issue when it's like, when it was that you couldn't force the issue.
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So they took Fultz, Fultz is out of the NBA.
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Scotty Flippin' Scotty Flippin' Scotty Flippin' I felt a nice harm there. You know what you're not afraid to do? Hit a harm? You're not afraid at all to hit a harm. I love hitting harms. That's why I love making a podcast with you, man. Because I'm not afraid to do harmonies. Because we'll harmonize. We'll harmonize from time to time. No, it's important to me. It's something I care about.
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Game four is not that game. That was the way we wanted to lose. If we lost in game two, it was a perfect way to lose. And because that's happened before. Like we, it's not like we've got, we got blue. We, the Clippers blew us out in game three. We came right back and won. Yeah. Like we know that we could respond from getting shit up.
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Such a big win too. Cause how many minutes you think Jamal played last night? You probably know.
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But still 48. And we were like 40 plus on every guy. It's like if we would have lost, it would have sucked.
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We won. But I think game four is not game two. No, it's not. Because we need to keep home court. Yeah. Home court also felt like it helped us a lot yesterday. I do. It seems like we truly do have one of the best home courts in the league.
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yeah and i think it's just you you go down nine and you hit a shot the crowd gets back into it fucking nuts you gotta stop crowd gets even louder get another bucket they got a time out you know what i'm saying like it changes everything is a thing for away teams very true i don't like we don't feel that way because we live there but i think teams are like we don't though i don't feel it when i go i don't i don't either but people say it's harder to play it out to do so that is a thing
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I guess.
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It's just like, you get more tired, yeah.
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It's almost like, I don't even know what, like, it was confusing to me. Yeah, I don't, I guess he was just like, I think he was confused. Yeah, he was. I don't, it is confusing, but at the same time, by the way, he didn't play that bad. No, he just shot bad. He shot over, no, and specifically from three.
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He shot bad from three. That's actually it. But, like, dude, like, field goal percentage yesterday, I think it was the same as Shea. So, like, did he—the announcers were like, it's so—he's miserable shooting tonight. It's just— Shea was 7 for 22. Yoke was 8 for 25. Pretty much the same. I think you just realize how incredible he is when he plays like that.
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Because he never, like, plays like a human like that, ever. I've literally, like— No, never. Even when—before he was an all-star, he was like— Because I also think if he's missing, he kind of stops shooting. He's not just going to shoot 10 threes and miss, usually. It's not what he does, usually. I think game... Also... Michael Porter Jr. I mean, come on now. Huge. Huge from MPJ, man. Huge. Huge.
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And I like he just took... He took game two off. He took game two and game one off, and that's fine. Which one? Where is the backcourt thing? That was game... That was game two. But I mean, game one, he also was, he won one for eight, but everybody took game two off. So, I mean, we really needed him yesterday and we had him. I do. That's great. Find it funny. And I can almost relate to it.
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We're really doing that. We're really just playing our starters and working Russ in P1.
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pewart's been huge but uh mpj his shoulder hurts but he really wants you to know it he wants you to know yeah like he he wants like like anytime he goes down he boys getting what he wants to you hear like the announcers yes he can't even lift that no i know and but it's like but dude it's like it's definitely affecting him so he's like guys i'm that's what i'm saying but like even like when he's like off the ball he'll be like
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Enjoy the injury. And it is nice because you can go one for eight. And he's like, I only have one arm right now. But I swear to God, that's why he's been doing it. Because at the press conference, he did the press conference and he said, I should be out for four to six weeks, but I'm playing through it. Yeah, he should. It seems like his shoulder's fucked.
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Yeah, but he's playing through it, and it doesn't seem like it affects him at all. Well, yeah. Because he would do – MPJ does the one for eight thing without the injury.
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Wow. But our draft is going to be just like very standard, just animals as a basketball starting five as well as a coach. Yes. Sarah and I were at the store today. I just found like a random item and I'm just going to have us try it. And I'm just not going to, it's a drink. I'm just not going to tell you anything about it because I want you to kind of try and guess. It's good. You'll like it.
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But to me, it seems like you should build around Chet.
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His ceiling is Kevin Durant.
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He's also a great defender.
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Yeah. He can shoot. I just feel like he's. You build around Shea and Chet. Shea and J-Dub.
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But I almost think it's like a, it's an issue. It's like a problem. Because Chet's like too good. Because it's like. They're almost putting Chet in like the MPJ role. Yeah. We're like the third best. Exactly. And it's like you're like our roles are like the Nuggets roles are so perfect. Like Nicole Yoke is just the best player. We know that. Jamal is Scottie Pippen to Yoke.
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And then AG and MPJ. But, like, it would be like if... If MPJ were KD. It would be like, yeah, if MPJ were Yoke five years ago. Yeah.
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I just think he's the best player on the team.
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He doesn't. He'll, like, get it, and he's like, I gotta hurry and try and score. And then he scores most of the time when he tries to...
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every time he dude like that take like he just he just blew by yoke oh dude he's so great he's great and he's perfect for like uh just like today's nba i know but it feels like it just feels like they're they're shea's their guy yeah i don't know shea and chet but j-dub they're just stacked they're a stack basketball team and they're young but yeah so what do you think what's your prediction i still got probably nuggets and seven i mean they're two what do you think we do game four let's see if we just can predict it again
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It won't be a blowout. I think it's going to be close, like game three. I think we're going to come out, pull ahead. I think we'll kind of be down five throughout the game, and then we'll just do kind of what we did in game three. That's what I'm asking. I think we understand how important the game is. Or maybe we're up six all game. I'm going to say we're up six all game. We win by three.
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But our guys are so tired. You've got to keep that in mind. Their guys are tired. Yeah, but they have 11 good players. They do. So it doesn't matter for them. They really do.
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They were, but like... Dude, like the minutes that we are given to like late... like late third quarter when they just have like a fresh parallel. That's why it's, it's a really tough series. It's a really tough series. They have a fresh five and we like are still just with like AG and, and they've, it's like they just have two basketball teams. They do one team versus two basketball teams.
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It's tough. Um, I got nuggets winning by three. We're kind of up like small all game. And then we went by three. I'll go with that too. I really hope so. Oh my God. If we're up 3-1. I really hope so. On OKC. I'm so happy we're up 2-1. We could have just been down 3-0, man. We really could have. What were the Celtics? Yeah. They won today. They tried really hard.
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It seems like it's going to be really good. You want me to guess what? Yeah, I'm not. I just want you to guess like what flavor is it, I guess.
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The people sway and we're like Knicks are going to win. Oh, like everybody. Like Knicks in five. Like every sports. I have Celtics in six. Me too. I think they shot really bad a couple games. They shot really bad, and it also, like, there were wide-open shots. It wasn't like they're... It was, like, historically bad. Like, OKC... It was like the T-Wolves that first game.
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Yeah, like, the Nuggets haven't shot as well, but it's also like OKC's the best defensive team of all time. Yeah, and, like, they're really, like, bothering Yoke. Yeah, like, the Knicks are just... You're just, like, we're going to make them beat us from three, and then they missed.
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All right. So we'll do that and then probably Q's and that's that. Okay. Do you want to start it? Yeah, I'll start it. Go ahead. So point guard here, right? And you don't have to go position by position. You don't have to go. But you do have to fill every position. Yeah, I do want to get my point guard because I want to take him off the board. I don't want you to get him.
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By the way, I still almost won those games. I know. I have Celtics in six. Cavs, it's 2-1 now? Yeah, I've got Cavs in seven. Cavs in seven is nice. I like Cavs in seven. You know what? I'm going to go Pacers in seven.
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You know what? There's some teams that just feel like Tyrese just kind of feels like he's got that Jamal in him.
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It's got to be Wolves. Wolves in five. So the Warriors are playing right now? I mean, let's see what the score is. I just don't see a world where you win without Steph. I mean, it's like tied in the third quarter. I really think that's Jimmy, man. Yeah, let's see. Let's see the box score. It's got to be Jimbo. But even if he's not, like, yeah, he's got 18. Yep. He's a winner.
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Dude, I've become a bigger Draymond guy, man. Oh, I'm the biggest Draymond guy. But also, like, I think he's, like, a really, like, a great player. Like, I've always kind of thought that. But, like, I've really watched him. He's really good at defense.
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Buddy and Jimmy's pretty funny. I like them.
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All right, yeah. I mean, I got Wolves, but you know what? I would love to see the— I'm going to say Wolves in six, yeah, if the Warriors pulled that out. I would much rather play the Warriors.
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Because we have home court.
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All right, here we are. That one hurt. That one hurt. That one hurt.
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not that okay not that that's not what i meant to fucking fucking shut off whatever it's fine it takes forever this one whatever we're gonna just be dealing with it um yeah that one hurt you know what it's distracting you don't have to go four bars every time gosh a little bit of feel for the game we'll kick it and the thing is we'll kick you off the board read the room read the room read the freaking not the damn time
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Yeah. The positives. Yoke found a stroke a little bit late.
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That was a positive.
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Okay.
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CB performing in front of his mama. Incredible performance from Christian Brown. Great performance. And the past couple games hasn't been as good as usual. Has not been good. That's great to see. We heated him back up. MPJ took the night.
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Russ. No, it wasn't a Russ day.
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He made a couple threes.
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Yeah, our defense was really good.
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I'm going to get the spider monkey to run point.
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I couldn't find – I wanted to look up the least amount of points scored in the first quarter by two teams. It was us. And I couldn't – no, ever in the history of the NBA. But it had to be us. No, well, the lowest in a quarter is like seven or eight is like points scored. We scored eight. But I wanted to see first quarter combined because it was like 18-8.
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now that i'm really looking there wasn't a lot of other positive people yeah people i went over to um listen this series was going seven all along we knew that yeah unless we would have won this game it could have gone six but i never was like this if we were if we were up three one i would have been yeah i don't know i i was thinking nuggets in seven two i mean you know i still think we'll win the series i think it's nuggets in seven
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I get it. We're doing the athleticism thing at the point guard position. A little unpredictable, right? There's going to be some on nights, some off nights. Yeah. But we're doing that. It's going to work or it's not going to work.
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Oh, 100%.
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I think they understand that.
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It sucks we didn't grab that. Yeah, both teams were exhausted. It sucks we didn't grab that one, but we grabbed game one. Exactly. You can't have your potato and eat them too. That's the phrase, right? You can't have your potatoes and eat them too.
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Yeah, that totally makes sense. We got one. We got game one. And even three, like, we stole two games. You don't just get all the games. We stole two, and then we got, yeah, you don't get all of them. We got cooked one, and then this one, like, didn't go our way. It's okay. 2-2 is fantastic.
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That was one that I didn't really... We could look into that maybe being like a rule. It maybe should be.
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You typically don't. But yeah, we fucking played great defensively, man. They only scored 92. That's really the biggest takeaway from these first couple games. It was just both teams were very clearly so exhausted. Yeah, but also I don't... I get it. I do get it that they're playing a lot of minutes, and I think it's more mental exhaustion because...
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Yeah, it's like, dude, think of how that game felt as an event for us. They're playing the game. I know. So I think it's more like... Everybody's watching. Exactly. Yeah. But...
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And they just do it. And this is not a back-to-back. I guess it was OT. Mentally, probably a very exhausting game. And a lot of minutes. You don't play 40 minutes even on a back-to-back.
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What the fuck is that? I don't know what the fuck that is. Why? It seems like once a series in the playoffs, you tend to do that. But it's also, and also, by the way. It's definitely just like a TV thing or like some sort of deal. It's something. Like the Celtics, though, like the Celtics Knicks have a two-game layoff. Oh, a two-day layoff, you mean? Yeah, a two-day layoff.
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Why are we... What's the rush? And why in the first round are we getting two-day layoffs? I mean, yeah, there's obviously reasons. I don't know what they are. I think it's just that they want games.
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Zipping around.
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But if we were doing two... It would just take forever. The NBA playoffs already take a long-ass time, so you can't just do two days, I feel like. Would you be mad if we got basketball in July? Yeah. No, not really. But the playoffs would just go forever. I don't know. But this schedule, this one, it was like, hey, this was a hiccup in the schedule. Dude, you can't have these guys.
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They played 30 hours ago. Yeah, that's a hiccup. And by the way, we're not running out of days. That's like in the grand scheme. It's unlimited. There's times where we're lower on days. We have so many right now. We've got a lot of extra.
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Or a fast break. Well, I'm going to fill out... I'm going to find some skilled animals. For sure. For sure. But that's not your style. We're a fast break team. We're a get out and run. Yep. Yeah. Run them out of the gym. Out-hustle you. Yeah. Yeah. I get that. It's kind of like Spider-Monkey... He's defense first for me, the spider monkey. Like he's Marcus Smart. Yes, yes.
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Almost infinite days on us. Yeah. I mean, that stinks. I'd still have Nuggets in seven. Oh, I do too. And listen, I think it's... The fans get more rattled than the players, I think.
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After every single game, the fans and the media has flip-flopped both ways. Now they're going to be like... Perk has Thunder in six. And then Stephen A was like shitting on the Thunder. Now he's like, they're the favorites out of the West, man. To come out of the West and go to the finals. Dude, it's every single time.
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Dude, who's to say that most of the players aren't just like, I don't even let go of my phone. I just play basketball and then go to bed. Oh, the players for sure.
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Yeah, and then you're going to go... And then in game five, you're going to try again. Yeah.
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Are you going to just say you're not that guy? Well, I don't want to say that. I want to go like this. I mean, but they're not... I'm just saying in terms of, like, you were saying it. They had one of the best records ever. You're not that guy. You're not going to... The 73 non-Warriors, is that what you're going to look up?
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I'm just going to look up... But you're not a march through the playoffs team. You're not that guy. Okay. That's what I'm saying.
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You're not... Okay, you're not... They're really good. Really fucking good, by the way. You are not the 71 Lakers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not the 97 Bulls. Lose like one game in the playoffs total.
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Right. You're not the 91 Bulls. Like, that's not who we're dealing with here. But we also, like, we didn't know that – yeah, like – That's what I'm saying. We could have just, they could have swept us. Exactly. And they could have the game two. If they were the prime bulls that won 68, 69 games.
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It would have been, yeah. Because we've got some holes right now.
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We have a new coach. But it's not that. So the series is going to go seven and then it's just going to be. It's anybody's series. And we didn't know if it would be anybody's series. No. It wasn't going to be only our series, us sweeping them. It could have been them sweeping us. Yes. The spot we're in is a win and kind of a loss for them. They're in a big time. They're fine.
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But they were probably like, we might just sweep them. I mean, you have to think that way if you want 68 games. There's like three teams better than them ever. And I bet after game two, they were kind of like, all right, we're just going to win in five because we're going to try hard. And then game three was such a fucking big win. Huge win. But let's, I mean. Feel good. Feel good.
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Yeah, he's all defensive first animal team pretty much every year. And that's thanks to his freakish athleticism. And if he could add the offensive game a little bit. Because what was he last year stat-wise? I know it was two and a half steals. But it was 12 and a half points. I think it was just 12 and a half and two, right? 12-2 and two and a half steals.
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Game five's big, man. We lose game five. And then we definitely win game six. And then we win game six. And then game seven, listen, keep it within 10 the whole game and then just win it in the fourth quarter.
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100%.
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Because he also wasn't tired.
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He's fresh. We're already...
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When he went in, I think we were two for 22.
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Maybe picket. Maybe like a... Hunter Tyson, street clothes.
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Is he hurt? Or was he just like, I am active, but I know I'm not going to play. I think it's just optional. Maybe he had his jersey just under. Maybe. I don't know. I don't think Adelman has talked to that guy in like four months. Hunter Tyson?
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Or ever.
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If we sneak into a ring, he has one ring.
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He has one ring if we win.
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You've got to beat us from the three-point line. Some games, they don't go in. Russell Westbrook went two for 12 from the field. If he goes... Two for seven from three. Yeah. I think that's the right play for the Thunder. Just mathematically. Some games, they will just make them.
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Yeah, I think we take, I think maybe we even just rest them. We just do another 40-point loss? No, I feel like we don't even start them. It's like as if we already clinched the division. It's like Hunter. Imagine, dude. Imagine how much people will come at Adamant. If it's Strother, Tyson. Adamant's like, this is what we're doing. The most classic day off guy is DeAndre Jordan at the center.
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Pickett, Russ. What if we just didn't even go?
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oh we lose by forfeit and just like guys you sleep in yeah that would spend some time with the family get some sun and maybe we don't tell them until it's game time they kind of like pick up soccer we might have done that today because we had to miss for nuggets and it's just like pan to our bench and nobody's there and then it's like one of the assistants traveled and he's like we don't we don't have the numbers yeah or they just they just go out there and they just say forfeit yeah something like that that would be a great way to lose go home yeah i don't listen that like i would prefer that then imagine what would happen imagine dude
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Yeah. Well, no, we wouldn't lose him the job. It would. If we won game six and seven. If we won game six and seven. Yeah. Imagine, and then we win the title. Yeah. And then teams would start to do it. They would. It would be like supposed to do it, but it'd be like game 62 of the year. Yeah. Oh, well they do forfeit.
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and i told him like we need you to we need you to hit threes like we need you to fit because he can't shoot i mean you can have him you can shoot him like but he's they're not going in it's 28 last year and by the way that's with wide open looks exactly so i said spider we need you to figure it out you're an nba basketball player spider monkey or maybe he could try shooting lefty i don't know i switch something up yeah we're gonna do the spider monkey thing we're gonna do it that's fine we're gonna do it my first pick is gonna be the center and i'm gonna grab the giraffe
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They just, we need, we need, I mean, we're, we, if we get through this round, like we're out of gas. Oh yeah. We like get swept. We like, we just Danny. Well, if we're, if we make it through this round, we need, we need like a picket story the next round. Well, if we make it through this round, the next series, it'll be like, Oh my God. And we're double sevens. Yeah.
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Game seven is, would be on Sunday. And then game one would be on Tuesday. We're really going to run out of gas. Dude, they're already running. The meter is below E. Jokic is so tired. I think that's what it is. I think he's just like, first of all, they're fucking hacking him. Hacking him, and they're doing a good job defensively on him.
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I think they're doing the best job of any team we've played in the series. Yeah, they're following him. I think the refs, one of the announcers said the refs aren't calling as much, and that is why it's been such an entertaining postseason. Fucking call it. It's part of it, though. Call the foul. But they're not calling either way. They're just letting it be physical.
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And that's very unselfish. That's very Aaron Gordon of you. Thank you, man. Speaking of, A.G.,
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I know, but that doesn't benefit us at all.
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Or we just, or what?
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
How about just coach Adelman phone number? What's his first name? David.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
We did our part if they forfeit. Yes. But should we get back into it? Back into it. Back into it.
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Underdog, baby.
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Yeah, it's a good time out there. Make sports fun. Code Breadbasket, as always. And shout out to Underdog, man. We've got a new situation going on over there, right? You want to walk through that a little bit?
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I mean, for example, maybe, I mean, it hasn't been... Do a non-biased players thing.
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Yeah, we've got a weird thing going on right now.
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Sure.
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Yeah. And you can get up to 100X your money.
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Bilal Muhammad, do you think he wins tonight or not? I don't think you've ever watched Muhammad fight. Yeah, I don't even know that champ. Everybody hates on him. He just kind of wrestles a lot.
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I'm going to say Saint Denis wins and Bilal wins. Should we try this drink? Yeah. We're going to call in the reinforcements here.
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Bev or some shit? We're just trying a little Bev. And you want me to guess what it is? Yeah, I mean, we were just at the grocery store today. I saw this. I was like, this is a funny, weird thing to try on the pod. And then you don't know what it is, so I might as well have you guess the flavor of it. So off the rip, and this is just kind of something I live by. Here, Zach, close your eyes.
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I'll show it to the pod people. I don't like drinking things that are funny or weird. Dalton, so focus in right here. I mean, I have actually pretty high hopes. Okay, so you would say it's funny, weird, and good?
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Yeah, I mean, the things that are coming together here are good. Okay. Zach, it's two superstar things. I'll say it. Both of them, stars.
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And I'll say this right now. Once you see it, too, you'll be like, oh, okay. The... I'm excited to try this.
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Yeah, that's a great pick, man. And am I saying he's the most talented animal on this board? Absolutely not. But in the center position, that's the clear 1A there.
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Like the Sour Patch Kid or like the... Any of the like ghosts that are like a candy flavor are incredible. And they always taste exactly like it.
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Chocolate milk. Okay. Let's give it a try. I'm curious to see if this other star cuts through.
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It's good. It's not doing it. I was so curious. Oh, you know what it is? Are you getting it? What is it? It's Cocoa Puffs. No. Fuck. Oh. But hey, Twix, you didn't show up in this drink. So it's a Twix chocolate milk is what we're trying here. If I'm looking for Twix, if I'm saying Twix.
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So I'm basically, and this is for the people at home. I'm going to say I like the Twix chocolate milk. I like it. I'm essentially searching for a caramel. I don't think he's there. I don't think he shows up. Unless you want to get maybe crunchy or something. If you want to get crunchy, okay. You can do that. Probably not for me. Make me bite into my drink. Fine. That's Twix.
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I don't think he showed up. I think he played timid.
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I think it just tasted like chocolate milk, personally.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
He's just like a little distracted. Yes. Like chocolate milk while he's doing homework. Right. Hope that helps.
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I was just curious to try. They had Twix. They had Snickers. I was like, what is this? What could Snickers possibly be? Maybe we'll try another one. That one almost doesn't earn a re-up because... I don't know.
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Yeah, we just don't.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
What? They had Snickers, they had Kit Kat, and they had Twix, I think.
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Hey guys, it's not a drink. Maybe the issue is it's not a drink.
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No, but he's better than that. What is the other flavor in Kit Kat? I don't know, dude.
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He's really well formed. Right. But you're just getting chocolate with a little bit of a texture. That hurts. That's kind of tough to talk about, man. What does Kit Kat do? Hey, truth hurts, man. Yeah, but he's still good. I don't think it takes away anything from him. I don't think it does either. Because like Twix, it's like, okay, yeah, caramel. Exactly. Nougat, maybe. Crunch. A lot going on.
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Right. Yeah, I mean, I guess. Snickers, peanuts, chocolate, caramel. Yeah, well, you know what? They both, Twix has the chuckle nut and Kit Kat does as well. The little wafer-y. The wafer vibe, yeah. Snickers doesn't. Snickers does not. So maybe you would have gotten a peanut. Probably a PB.
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Da-da.
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So we got a solace. I was excited to do this. So basically, James Malley, he's going to play rock, paper, scissors. He has what he's throwing, and he's just playing against you. So he has seven games worth of what he's throwing.
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But if we saw Yoke feel uncomfortable yesterday. Yeah, but Yoke isn't giraffe, man. Yoke's not giraffe. Yoke's more rhino. He's more rhino. He's more elephant.
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And then he said after seven, Danny take over after. But we're doing two out of three. If we go seven of his, then I'll just take over. Yo, what up, Redman? I'd love to play a game of rock, paper, scissors versus Zach using Danny as my vessel. Best of three going on shoot. Danny, take my picks and go against Zach 1v1. If I win, I'd like 10 reverb farts to start the next spot.
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We'll give you three farts right after. Good luck to Zach. May the best man win.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially in rock, paper, scissors. Well, it's very personal. Yeah. Like, I don't know James that well, but I'm going to be your vessel, man. Yeah. I promise to be the best vessel I can be. Here we go.
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Go ahead. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay, so that's what he threw on game one. Scissors, scissors. Okay, so game two. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay.
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Hey, man. I'm in a seven-game series with James. I'm his vessel, so that hurts my feelings. Yeah, but I hurt James' feelings through you. Yeah, you're right. Okay, so 1-0, James. Here we go. Game three. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yes, James. 1-1. Suck it, James.
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Game four, if needed. So here we go. Game four, 1-1. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yeah, James. Yeah. Woo. Yeah, boy. I'll give you one fart just for playing. Thanks for playing, man. Thanks for playing, James. We got Brad Van Vliet here. He said, important don't skip. Is Brad Van Vliet? I feel like this is my first time hearing from Brad in a while. I think he's been back maybe once.
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speaking of AG I think we did we no so this is what is this going to be going into now so this is we called the 50 point loss which is almost like precisely by the way which is sick yeah so we called that do we know our nuggets or do we know our nuggets I think we of those options I'd say we know our nuggets we just know what's about to happen I'll take B we know our nuggets yeah
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He was gone for a little bit. Good to hear from him.
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Yep. And that's a fact. Yep. Center cam. Go ahead and show that.
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He said, with summer here, blind rank these treats. By the way, great weather today. Holy shit.
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Summer is here in California. With summer here, blind rank these treats on how delicious they are on a hot summer day. Three delicious, three not delicious. So he's using our blind tier format.
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And he said snacks or treats? Treats. Yeah, that could be a treat. That could for sure be a treat. Delicious or not delicious? I think I know where you're going. It's delicious. Delicious. It is. Up next, we have cold Powerade.
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Giraffe is more Wemby. Yeah, Chet is so good, dude.
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Up next, we never froze these guys, I don't think. Maybe you did. I don't think I did frozen Go-Gurt.
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I like it more not frozen, personally.
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I like it both. I think it's a great yogurt, man. You don't have to freeze. And here's the thing. It's less of a Go-Gurt when you freeze it up. It's more of like a chewy popsicle. That's just not what Go-Gurt, I don't think, like, I feel like he's peer pressured by some of these other guys.
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Chet, not just, I think you talked about it. But then I was saying, like, he's just, like, maybe going to be KD. If he fills out, he's, like, really good. Like, how old is he?
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Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. You know what I'm saying? I got to squeeze that shit down and go. Right, no, that's right. Up next, we have a pack of raisins.
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Raisins. Do you like raisins? I could do them. I'm not appalled by them. I don't like mustard, right? I don't want to eat that. If raisins are given to me, I'll eat them. They're fine. That's crazy. They're disgusting. I hate raisins. Huh. You like grappes. I don't really fuck with this. They're just like smushed grapes. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, no, they're not.
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I think so. Look it up. I think.
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No, but fuck off.
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So that's how small grape is? I don't think it's like that. I mean, grape is pretty small. That's like embarrassing. When he gets smushed up. I don't know. But they're different things. That's what I'm saying. That's grape. That don't look like grape, man. That looks like a grape that got the shit beat out of him. Which grape has done that when he goes out and he gets drunk. He fights, yeah.
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I don't know. It's very confusing. Also, where do you even get them? You put them in the sun? I don't know. What? To dry them out, you're saying? Yeah. I don't know.
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Lamp?
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Probably lamp.
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He could just be, like, KD, kind of.
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I mean, I'm not going to pursue them. But if they're in a handful, yeah. I'll throw them back. I'll throw them back. Up next, we have 100% dark chocolate. You're out of Not Delicious, so you're going to have to put it in.
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I mean, you have one more here. Oh, Van Vliet, shut up, man. What are you doing? What did he do? He's a dick. Oh, my God, Van Vliet. You know what? You know what? With him, he's usually such a pro's pro. You know what? You know what, Van Vliet? You know what, Van Vliet? You know what, man? Three-pod suspension. Wow. Yeah. Three-pod suspension. Three-pod suspension, man. Dick. Yeah, dick, man.
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Really? Maybe he's frustrated with the office.
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Look at number six.
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Three-pod suspension. Yeah. Three-pod suspension.
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Because he's so good.
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Really, dude? Not now. Not in front of his parents, really?
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Like, seriously? And also, his last name is Flippin'. He's not into hockey dudes. No. That's not even a new Scott. Right there. It kind of looks weird. Oh, there he is. There you go.
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Okay.
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We'll throw that in right now.
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All right, pre-show. I mean, we just got it all set up. And it's just Scott's tank. It's looking. And he said he won't start the pod. Yeah, because he obviously, he's the third guy. I mean, he's the third chair. For good reason. He's a good fish. Yeah, he said I won't start pod. I think I want him to talk a little bit less, to be honest with you. But we're going to go. He's a yapper.
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We're going to take you along with this ride. We're going to clean Scott's tank out.
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All right. Got everything cleared out. We're going to bring Scott over. This will be his third cleaning. He does tend to kind of freak out. We'll see how he does today. We kind of prepped him a little bit better today. We said it's okay.
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Yeah.
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He's like a. Yeah, it's his fish hate cleaning day, right? Yeah. They all hate it.
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They all hate it, man.
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I wonder what they are.
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Are we going to get him the interim bowl for Christmas? Are we going to get him the interim bowl for Christmas, Zach? You wanted it. Yeah, I'll get him an interim bowl for Christmas. But wait until Christmas. Yeah, wait until Christmas. Are you going to do it? Santa might bring you one.
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Sarah, I usually can't get him. I also, my biggest fear is that he hops out of the cup. Sarah's usually able to get him. Nothing like a mother's touch. That water is murky. So he. Scott. Scott. Scott. And by the way, we're not yelling. You just have to be stern with this guy, man.
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He's our first breadbasket fan.
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Scott, get in the cup.
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Okay, here we go.
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We got him. Let's see if he's going to relax a little bit tonight.
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He's freaking out. Oh, no, he's nice.
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Here you go, Scott. He's actually doing okay. He likes it in there. He's swimming laps. Yeah, just get some laps in, Scott. Get some laps in, and we'll clean it out, man. All right, here you go, Scott.
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All right, back in. So the tank's been cleaned. Sarah's going to scoop him on up here. Come on, Flippin'. Yeah, water looks a lot better. I'll tell you that much. Scott, get in the cup.
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Scott, get in the fucking cup, dude.
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Fuck's sake, Scott. Now you can get out of the cup.
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There's your new digs, pal. There's your new digs, beast. We moved your taco. I hope you like that. He did better today.
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Yeah, he didn't. He said, anyways, gentlemen, we're doing another Blind Wreck, I guess. Blind Wreck these people on how much you'd enjoy having dinner with them. We're kicking it off with Buddy the Elf.
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Okay. Okay. Yeah. And, and I think, yes, he's a little bit raw on the offensive side of things, but on the Danny, on the defensive side of things, he's going to win.
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And let's do just you and him solo. I'll put him in the three. In the three. Okay. Safe spot there. I just think a 1v1 dinner with Buddy would just get like, ah, man, this guy is just too much. For sure. Up next, we have Dylan Brooks. It would be like a fine dinner. Two.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I guess. I don't know.
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Wild.
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Yeah. Then we have Tony the Tiger. I would love, we've gotten dinner with him.
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Sometimes it's a little bit too much of a business dinner with him. Like he said, he doesn't really shut it off. He's a workaholic. He's a workaholic. That's fine. That's fine. And I think some of that's just to like keep the IRS off his tail. I get that. You know what I'm saying? Because he writes off every dinner. Yeah, but when you get dinner with him, it's not even like, how are you?
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He won't even say that shit. I know, but he's like, I want the IRS to know. If the IRS is listening, he's a little bit paranoid, by the way. Super paranoid. But he's like, if they're listening, if they mic'd me up. Yeah, but you can't. What? We're not friends.
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I don't know you. You can't say, how's the family and shit? Then it's not business. If you talk business, the IRS is off. Talk business for two minutes, you're good.
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I don't really... It's just tough logistically.
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Yeah, that's usually what he does. He has stilts that he does.
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No, it seems like you don't fuck with Stuart. You know, it's like I do. It's just like... Because of that tweet? The tweet pissed you off a little bit. Yeah, quite frankly, it did. What did he say?
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Okay.
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I think he made fun of the spelling of your name.
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you stewart okay all right and then we have toad he's gonna be in the four too high too high yeah and then your soundbar was talking shit about daunting me at the bar i don't don't try to instigate you're trying to get him you're trying to i don't think soundboard hasn't left this no soundboard doesn't have legs no he doesn't and he's he also only has a couple sounds as well like he's not gonna just like start talking shit about people unless we don't know unless
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Yeah. I don't know. And those are his free will tiles.
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And we don't test that shit. You know what I'm saying? We just leave them. We got JJ A. Garcia here. Sup. He said, sup, brethren. It's Derek Whitebread here. Just wanted to drop a little stat for y'all today. We were talking about this today, actually, Zach. As of May 8th, 2025, today's May 10th, so it's a little later, but I don't think this has changed.
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Their tanking problem is so bad that it's brought the MLB to propose the idea of relegation in the league, much like EuroLeague soccer. The lowest performing teams, like the Rockies, A's, and Marlins, would be demoted and new teams would take their place.
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Yeah, so what? Like AAA teams?
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I think they're discontinued, but... I mean, the problem with that is the draft. It's like you can't have the draft and relegation, I feel like. Yeah, that does get kind of confusing. MLB relegation. It's been discussed.
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We're carrying our weight. Yeah. So we need six MLB teams. Six times.
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When you got a team as good as the Rockies who multiple, but multiple wins. And multiple major league wins. Multiple one game win streaks.
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Multiple. I think we've been on six fucking win streaks this year. Six. Six win streaks. We had six win streaks. How many win streaks did the A's have? Probably not that many. Probably not six. Six separate winning streaks. Yeah, we've lost a couple. Every team loses. Yeah, but not as much as we lose less than most teams. We win more and lose less. You know what pisses me off?
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If you wanted to run track, he's a great athlete. Okay, so I'm going to go here. I have SpiderMonkey at the point. I'm really excited on this guy. This guy is fucking scary. He's a pretty looking animal, but he's scary to go against. I'm going to get the Polar Bear. I'm going to throw him at my power forward. Yeah, I think that's a really good pick. He's like vicious on the court.
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You know what really grinds my fucking gears? What? To say that the Rockies are losing.
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F*** you, dude. F*** you, man. What, because we're winning now? Yeah. We're from Colorado, okay? We're not just doing it... This year, it's very convenient to us.
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If we were to get a hop on the bandwagon, no, that's not what we're doing. And I get it. Like, I know a lot of Rockies bandwagoners. And people are probably like, oh, I wish I was, like, from Denver because that would be awesome.
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yeah i'm kind of out on it too and maybe do it in the mls do it in soccer yeah do it in soccer great don't do it you're not doing it obviously in the nba nfl yeah it's doing soccer yeah just that would be weird wouldn't make sense yeah it's also like a minor league team it's like are they they're just going to get promoted and then you got like the yankees playing at like they'll just get colorado springs yeah i don't know i don't know how it wouldn't make but the rockers will be safe either way
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Cam Kuttner raises a good point here. He says, what's up with grapefruits? What's up with grapefruits? I don't know, dude. What is up with grapefruits? Also, first off, why did you steal from Grape? Let's start there.
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What is a grape? What does it even taste like? What does it even f***ing look like? Can I ask you this? You're irrelevant, little bro. Are you delicious, though?
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I don't know. I think they're citrus X. They're just citrusy. So it's this cat. Okay. That's what I thought it was. Oh, my God. It's good, man. That's a juicy fruit right there. But why did he do the grapefruit? I don't know. That's where I'm really bothered. It should just be citrus fruit.
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And that's where he f***ed up marketing-wise.
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Pink fruit. Pink fruit's good. Pink fruit. Because you ever see when he posts on Insta and shit, all the comments, you ain't grape, you ain't grape, you ain't grape, you ain't grape. So that's where I think he fucked up. I think he fucked up bad there. It's bad branding, but I do think he's a good fruit, I believe. Oh, yeah. I mean, I haven't had, I don't think, have you had a grapefruit?
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I've never eaten a grapefruit. I think he's brought a lot of great things to the flavor community as well.
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You're just like a grapefruit-flavored drink. He has done a lot. I guess I'm just pushed away from the name-stealing thing. It feels really slimy. And you have your values on that. It's a value thing, yeah.
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You know what he is? What is he?
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So I get that. So that means a lot to me. But I guess I'll try it. Have you had it? I think so. And it's good. I don't know. I really don't know.
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mysterious fruit yeah that's a good question from ouqb14 love that guy he's a good dude he said do you think you have peed during every minute of the day throughout your life including am and pm so that's 1201 1202 etc saw that tiktok oh is that a tiktok that's a good question it's a great question uh absolutely not yeah i don't think i think i've missed like a lot of the twos threes fours fours like have i even touched the fours
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like how many times have you touched a four like maybe a couple yeah maybe maybe yeah and and yeah like so and you don't even know that those are unique minutes i'm gonna touch 416 four times i do get up in the middle of the night and piss all the time do you really i do i don't even if i drink a bunch of water before bed i don't get up and piss but maybe not the middle of the night though it's more like if i'm getting up at eight i'll get up at six and p and p yeah go you know what i'm saying it's not like a it's not a 3 30 a.m so do you think you've done more than half the times
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Coca-Cola, man. Exactly. They said, Polar Bear, we want you. Of all the animals. Tiger wanted it. By the way, did you hear that? Tiger wanted the Coke deal. I actually didn't hear that. He threw his paw in the hat and didn't get it. He threw his paw in the hat. He threw his paw in the hat and he got turned down. How many deals has Tiger gotten freaking turned down from? Probably none.
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Well, I guess, yeah.
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There are a lot of at-bats. I think you probably piss at least five times a day. Yeah, I think I'd probably piss even more. Yeah, I mean, I think we got that.
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This is from Saif Hussein.
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Yeah, it's a tough thing with parenting.
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And we don't want to, yeah, well, shamelessly plug, he's good. He's good. He's entertaining. He's charismatic. It's flipping Scotty the fish. Flippin' Scotty the Fish. Scotty Flippin' Fishin'. Right now it's more so just gaming stuff. Yeah, yeah.
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No, he'll kill the IRL space. He will. He will. But how do we feel about it? I would like him to go to a real university as well. We want him to go to preferably Stanford to play football.
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At Stanford. At Stanford. He's playing football at Stanford, and that's final.
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After his homework and football practice is done.
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Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yes. I don't think we're asking too much of that. Like, as long as he's doing push-ups and... Pull-ups, sit-ups.
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Practice running his routes and shit. Because he is playing football at Stanford.
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He said, sup, boys? One comment read, 0 for 4 on questions asked. Wait, so we read a comment of his, though? I don't know. That's crazy. So maybe it was just a comment that wasn't a question? Damn. But he said, 0 for 4 on questions asked.
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If you slowly replace all the ingredients of a sandwich, first the bread, then the meat, then the mustard, at what point does it stop being a lunch and start being a memory?
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This guy is this guy.
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Oh, absolutely. I didn't like the brand deal. I didn't like it. I'll say this. This is what happens when you don't answer a breadsticks question for a long time. It starts to get nonsensical.
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I got to do sarcasm.
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Yeah, let's get every aspect in there. If you slowly replace all the ingredients of a sandwich, first the bread, then the meat, then the mustard, at what point does it stop being a lunch and start being a memory? Okay, yeah, it's a good question. This episode is brought to you by milk. It used to be in a cow, now it's in you. So there's three segments of this.
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We're potting right now. This is our sister, Dave. What you up to? What you calling about?
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Did my guy just die mid-pod?
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Are you threatening your phone? Well, he wasn't even at one.
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And he threw his phone. I've never seen a guy treat his device quite like that. He just died on like five. That's crazy. That's wow. Wow. That's kind of how our relationship is.
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Well, now I can't even read it, but we could do the sandwich thing.
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Um, then we're going to take off the Turkey. So now we, now we have mustard cheese and lettuce. You know what? I, yeah, we're still a Sammy, right? We take off a cheese. I think once you get out, once you get meat and cheese off, you're just, you're a distant memory. Cheese is gone. And now it's just mustard and lettuce and bread. Yeah.
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I fuck with him too. Yeah. I agree.
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Just text me. We'll figure it out.
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What did he say? He's going to leak how much wood is chucked?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it doesn't affect... I don't know if it'll be up or down. The sales will change.
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Their stock will change. I don't know. He's going to expose how much young woodchucks are chucking. I don't know which way. It could be received either way. I think the question is how much wood are young woodchucks chucking? Right. You know what I'm saying? Right. Because if they're chucking as much as chuckle nut... Yeah. But I don't think they're chucking as much as chuckle nut.
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All right. One word for the sticks. Just one word.
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It could be true. But like, do you know how much wood chuckle nut chucks? Like, how much? Like 83. Yeah. You're lying. No, 83. That's unbelievable. So I don't, like maybe people are chucking like Chuckle Not. It's possible. Or is he saying expose in the way that they're chucking so little amount of wood? Right. I get it. And then piano sales.
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Plummet naturally. So it kind of depends on, you know, what he says.
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This is from Brad. Pod challenge. Fuck. Hold on. Let me think of what it is before you. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. Try to guess what it is. I just keep forgetting about the challenges. Okay. So pod challenge. You got something. You got it off again. Let me get, like, he's got a lot of shit first, and then you can think of that as I'm reading.
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greetings greetings all right thanks but that's fine yeah that was two but we'll make it work all right see ya i thought maybe she'd do like four words yeah well i i yeah i um i really understand if if you if you if you said give me one word i understand why you give one word but well she gave two though yeah she said greetings right um okay so polar bear at the far but yeah tiger did get turned out crazy crazy shit i can't believe that but but here's the deal with with uh tiger
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I might just go through and just like, like, like, like. I spam likes on there too. So it has got to be frustrating. You liked it.
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And YouTube.
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Once you like it, it like goes out of the chamber.
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It's like it'll show ones that you haven't responded to yet. It's tough. But we can include more YouTube comments.
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Okay.
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So you had to say Chuckle Nuts? Yeah, so I had to say Chuckle Nuts three times. Bro, what the fuck? And the woodchuck question just happened to pop up? Yes. That's brilliant. I mean, I don't think, I think I was dead in the water. I was not going to get that. Yeah, but I got one. I was a little bit like, who is Chuckle Nuts? But I got one off earlier in the pod. I got one off when we were talking.
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Do you remember this? I said Twix and Kit Kat both have Chuckle Nuts. I didn't even catch that shit. Damn it, dude. That's fun. I really have a good time. I will say. I got a really funny one I'm working on. Stick Husanti, you know who you are. I'm working on that. It's kind of all I think about the entire pod. You're like, how can I work that shit in? That's all I'm thinking.
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Dude, but it's an awesome little game within the game. It is fun. It is fun. But shout out to Brad. I don't think I've caught you. I caught you once when you were talking about Greek mythology or some shit or something. Yeah, you did. You did catch me once. But that'll do it for the episode. Let's hope the Nuggets won on game four. Yeah, big game four.
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Don't be in the news every Friday night. You know what I'm saying? With just the drinking? With the girls. Yeah, yeah.
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Polar Bear's married, yeah.
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He's got two cubs, yeah. Two cubs. Yeah, exactly. You know what I'm saying? Polar Bear's a very buttoned up bear. He's a family bear, yeah. He's a family bear. And then he takes care of business on the court. Mm-hmm. He's a mother f***er on the court, is what he is. Polar Bear reminds me of Yoke a little bit. Polar bear, yeah, a little bit. So I have my point. I'll go my two guard.
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okay so this will be coming out on Monday so we'll be we'll have played another game so let's let's talk about let's break down this game after we draft because we'll punch we'll punch after game four to our reaction of game four so we'll have three and four after the draft we'll talk three and then we'll punch four
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I'm just going to jump out the gym with the kangaroo. That's a really good pick. A lot of vertical. So spider monkey and kangaroo in the backcourt is pretty nuts. That is, I mean, that is a tough backcourt. And he's actually, he can shoot too. I don't know if you've. Kenny? Yes. No, he can hit threes.
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In today's NBA, yeah.
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Dolphin, I like Dolphin.
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Yes, you think fins. Two, you think fins. For sure. And I think that's the direction this league is going. A lot of the twos have fins. Yeah. Right? A lot of them.
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Only fins, basically.
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Okay. That'll be fun to see. That'll be fun to watch. A little slow, a little cuddly. Yeah, yeah. But I think that those two going back and forth are going to be special. And yeah, people will love Panda, man. People will love him. I need a small forward here. I'm going to get the...
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you know what man reminds me of duncan i know duncan's a power forward but just a fundamental great athlete winning animal at my small forward i'm doing the horse okay does it he does everything right yeah he does everything right man and he again you you nailed that the the nail on the head it doesn't i nailed that hammer on the nail you hammered the nail on the head yeah
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He's not selling tickets. He's not. No, he's not. He doesn't. He's a family horse. Family horse. But he's a good hooper. Yes.
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Yeah.
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Yes. Kawhi vibes. So then I need a what? I need a five.
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Okay. You know what? So we can just bounce around. You can bounce wherever you got to bounce. I'm really set on my coach. So I'm actually going to grab him. Yeah, you definitely do. Cause the first thing you think of with coach is owl.
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So we're going to, and that's the only option I had. Yeah. We're going to be playing for coach owl. Fuck dude. Wise animal. Reminds me a lot of pop, right? He's been with, who has he been with?
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Bobcats coach. Yes. And then Bobcats are done.
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Owl. Yeah. Gotcha, gotcha. Yeah.
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He is, he is. Actually reminds me a lot of Adelman. In what way? Like just the way he looks at the offensive side.
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They've got a similar hair. And for defense he leans on just a different guy.
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yeah and that's fine yeah and that's fine because because the thing is like they they the magic ran their off they ran owls offense this year right you know what i'm saying the offense guy yeah that's paulo that's that's ban carroll about it man he'll i've seen him talk about it he'll speak very highly on owl he said owl is like the the mastermind behind this offense yeah yeah um so my coach i gotta go a different direction then so do you need you need what more what other piece do you i guess i need a point guard yeah yeah you need a point coach point and a coach yeah
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yeah and then we'll talk about other the other series is because there's there's Danny there's some good basketball going on best NBA playoffs in the past 10 years I don't hate it at all man it's it's if you like competitiveness I mean just from a perspective of like I the Warriors are playing right now they were tied at half or at the first in the first quarter with that Steve Curry which I I have them dead in the water but like who knows that's well yeah I think it's just that's a great Jimmy add-on like you're not out of it with Jimmy
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I mean, my point guard is going to be the cheetah. Okay. Really? Yeah. Quick. Quick. John Morant. Yeah. I do worry. I mean, I do worry that like he's, is he really running the offense for us? Yeah. Is he going to bring the ball up? He feels like a two. Right. You guys could just all kind of move it around. Who, who you got at the two? I got Dolphin. Dolphin could bring it up. Dolphin could do it.
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Yeah. Dolphin has a handle. Yeah. Dolphin's got that thing on a string. Right. And then my coach, I'll go koala. Okay, Coach Koala. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's with Kentucky? He coaches Kentucky?
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
He's a good dude. I know, but does he know the pro game? I'm not sure. We'll see. I'm not sure.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
That was kind of quick. It is quick. You know what it felt like? It felt like a short form. It did feel like a short form draft. Where you're used to just, you kind of bounce in and out. Eight minutes. Yeah. By the way, shout out to Jack with a four. That Jack, he's a high question asker, but he just recommended that one. So what is it? Jafor CK. But he's probably had at least 10 answers.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
By the way, though, comment some drafts that you guys want us to do. Because pod, you can kind of do whatever.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
We can do whatevs. Should we get into Nuggets talk? Nuggets NBA. Yeah. I mean, great fucking win. Best win of the year. Best win. One of our best wins ever. Yeah. I mean, it's just such a big win, man. AG, third time now kind of saving us.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
He's earning a max in real time. He is an all-star. He is, dude. I really don't understand.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
Oh, that, Oh, AG shooting threes. That's not a thing that him doing that is one of the most bizarre things that's never, has that, has there been a player that's ever done that? I mean, I'm sure there has, but like Ron got better at shooting, I guess, but he wasn't AG was a liability shooting. Right. And, and from the free throw line too.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
it's bizarre i don't understand how that even works but that is a reason we could win the title like all of a sudden ag is like kind of like our best three-point shooter sometimes dude no it's like every time he shoots it goes in he like it reminds me of mpj every time mpj releases a shot i'm like that's in yeah and that has become that's become ag now and i remember last year we were talking about it at a game i was like what's with ag not being able to shoot and we were like he's like strong so it's like a trade-off but like he was that guy he like couldn't shoot
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
He is the guy now. He's crazy. I've never seen something like that. You know what else we've never seen? Russ? Something with CB maybe? A player like Jamal Murray. That has never existed in the NBA. Superstar in the playoffs. Straight up. But dude, it's awesome. He's doing it. AG's shooting the ball. The things we need to happen are happening. And Russ is playing really well.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
Doing a great job leaning into his role. I swear to God, something switched from, like, because if we go back to the, like, a week left in the season after the Timberwolves where he blew that game, he was in the locker room, like, talking shit about the team. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, this guy, we've. He switched from, like, it's all about me to, like, maybe it's like, hold on, if we win.
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Yes. Then I get paid. And I look better. I don't think it's even that. I think he's just like, we could really win. The best thing for everybody is to win. Or he's like, we could win. I think he's like, this is a serious possibility. And now he's like, whatever the team needs, I'm all in. Let's get one. And it seems like he's completely bought in. But that's what I really liked last night.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
wow dude what is going on with this so we're doing spin drift these are sarah has these i've never even had one you were just having one of them and you're like they're really good incredible no incredible then it tastes like oh good it's it almost sneaks into a sprite category it tastes like a sand pelt sand san pellegrino yeah yeah it is really good but san pellegrino has a million grams of sugar right this has zero san pelle does the probably the 140 cal and the 30 oh
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
It wasn't his best game, but he was bought in. And he didn't keep shooting. You know what I'm saying? But also, he made a big three. He did make a big three. Needed it. Yes. Also, a couple of huge steals. He's been such a plus player. Yeah, he has been, man. I love J-Dub.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
He's cool.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
J-Dub's really good. SGA smiling after the game. What are you supposed to do, though? I don't know. Whatever you do, you're going to get scrutinized. If he looked devastated, they'd be like, oh, the Nuggets are getting to him. Right. I guess there's literally no answer you could give at these press conferences. There's really not. There's really not.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
Whatever you say, as a Nuggets fan, I could be like, okay, he's rattled. Or as a Thunder fan, you're like, he's not rattled. And he might be like, okay, like maybe I'm a little rattled, but like, I want to play it off. Like I'm not rattled. They don't think I'm rattled. Yeah. He's just fucking playing basketball. I don't like, I do think if, yeah, yeah. Um, we'll see.
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Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
I feel really good about where we're at. Do you think, uh, what's your prediction for game four? I think we know how important game four is. I think it's game two, by the way. I loved how we, how we, I do too. Like we, we took the night off. Yeah. We didn't play basketball again. We mentally were checked out. We were just like, we know we're going to lose. Let's not waste energy. Good job.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Well, going out, going out, yeah.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
What a great trip.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
We could do it on here.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Right, right.
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I'm not thinking Santa. Right. I'm not thinking Santa.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Looks kind of weird.
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Of the Vesica?
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They look diff. They look diff.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
If you do a test run.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Yeah, but like.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
That show's great.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
I agree.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
I know.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Yes, I agree.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
The greatest con. The greatest con.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
With that being said, though, I want to let the Podcast P family know that after today's episode with Dwight, I plan to take a break from the pod just to focus on getting my body right, getting mentally right, and, you know, help this squad make a push towards our goal to finish the season out and give ourselves a chance to be in contention to compete for a championship.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
He's going to start kind of slow, then win by KO.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Yeah, so that's coming up. Paella.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
A hundred percent.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
I don't think it's going to get addressed. Oh, do not not address it. Not in season two.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
You look at me, Stiller.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Yeah, beardless.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Or not Hallie. Yeah. Gemma, go. Gemma, go back.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
That's Severance shit, yeah.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Dark Toaster?
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Awesome, dude.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
I think they're frauds.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
That's a crazy thing, dude.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Paper bowl.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Pizza.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
I feel that.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
He's not going to hit us, probably. What was his line?
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Do not let us heat up.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Oh, my God.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
I've been walking, too.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Not tonight.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
100%.
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Oh, yeah, dude. You know what I'm saying?
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Boxing?
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Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
VR box?
The Bread Basket Podcast
WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
Epi 100. Two away. Two away from 103, man. Two away from 103. It's been a journey to... We're almost there. Yeah, we're almost at... And it is two away from 103? We're at 100, so yeah, two away from 103. Yeah, because 100... Yeah, I think our math checks out there. 100 plus two equals 103.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
There's a, there's a part of the year where it all overlaps and you probably had it too, where you're playing basketball, soccer, baseball at the same time. Yeah. Weekends are just, you just are playing sports. Yeah. But sports are fun. Other than baseball, baseball, baseball.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
You always want to lose in the tournaments. Cause you don't want, I would want to lose. I would too. I really would too. Except for when you hit, you try, it's a hard thing to explain and you don't try to make errors or anything, but you root against your team when they're winning. Yeah. I'm sure a lot of baseball kids do that. You'd pitch and try, right?
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
But there's nothing better than, I remember, I think it was Alex Steckety. He also would want to lose. Oh, yes. So we were like, we're not going to try to lose, but I would love to just take a pill right now and just go home. You know what I'm saying? Yes. I had that happen, if I told you, once in soccer. Oh, I've never had it. Once, it was like a weird tournament. I was on a team with Caesar.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
You were playing in it too, but they put together a select team to go. And I was like, I kind of want to go home. And I was playing center mid, played the whole game. But I tried, but we lost. It was weird. I've never had that. It's weird to have on the soccer field. I only had it once. I'll snake into my two. With my two, I'm going to pick... I think cars are going to drive themselves.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
It's a contract thing. They didn't want to, so that was the best they could do.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
And I think in 20 years, I could see people being like...
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
like humans were responsible for like that's so dangerous yep and i think like now like people are probably even split on if they trust it but i could see it being like it's machine driven and there's never crashes i agree and it's like it's like it's like one one a year i just think it's crazy that we're like already i'm sometimes i'm on the highway like this is kind of dangerous So dangerous.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
It's life threatening. It's very dangerous. And the Tesla auto drive is way better. Yeah, I don't think, I mean, if every car was auto driving, it would work. That's what I'm saying. So I think eventually it'll go there. Because dude, we have the technology and it's like, yes, I could see people being like, I don't want to do that.
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But then what is there to say when it's everyone's auto drive and there's no crashes for three months straight? Or maybe we get, Like only maybe I bet it's like maybe just the billionaires. They have like a flying car and they just go right over the top. I could see flying car. Right over the top. I could see flying car. And they just get everywhere right away.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
And it'll be like.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
No, but like a rich person will drive over. They're just like going to the Lakers game.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
It's like a helicopter, but like less. Yeah. Yeah.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
I've got email. I don't like email. What is the deal with that? It's like a worse version of text. Dude. What, what, what, what, what email? Why'd you email me? It's on the way out. I think if you have my number, Don't email me. Because then you know what you're going to do? You're going to email and say, just sent you an email. And I'm going to read the text before I read the email.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
Yeah, but I'm just saying. And he's 32, about to be 33. But you figure that they consulted with the other teams in the association. No, every other team said they didn't know Luka was available. Dude, they could have gotten 10 first-round picks. Oh, my God. They didn't know Luka was in. I don't even think I'm exaggerating. I thought they were just like, fuck, we're out of time.
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No.
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that's how many is it 62,818 that's kind of embarrassing i don't know if i should is it embarrassing i'll take a picture of that oh it's like i don't know it's like an email from timberland boots i know and it's like i don't even why how how'd you get my email you don't yeah yeah we definitely signed up for it dude no we probably bought something but also like why i don't really i just don't email email dude but that's what i'm saying nicholas from all round up beats so i mean instrumental
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i probably signed up for instrument but like maybe if if if it was easier to tell like oh i have a new email it's like i can't because i have 38 000 emails it's really confusing so if i have 38 000 and one i won't i won't know yeah and then it just once it piles up you're done just make a make a better thing for i agree business i agree business messages business texts yeah just business text and it's a different thing on the iphone i agree that would be good
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
business app biz just business text is that linked in separate it's just separate that would be good that would be good um my next one is songs on instagram post this is probably won't think it's dumb but i think it's dumb now have you done it so maybe i i've never done it uh i just i don't i think i did white dress by mike when i got well that is very fitting
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
By the way, I'm still... Steve Harvey. I'm Steve Harvey on Instagram.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
I think it's really funny. I think the funniest thing is on TikTok, nobody commented on my post. They were just like, good bounce from Danny on 710. I am getting my friends are like, why is that your picture? I honestly wish I lost. It's such a funny... I think I'm going to keep it for like two days.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
We got to bet again and do it for like a month. What were you saying? Why was I checking something on Instagram? Instagram song. Oh, yeah. I just don't like it. I don't know why. I just, it's like, I just, why is there like a song playing? I kind of like, also I like. I've never done a song. If you're doing a dump, if you're doing a dump and a half. Yeah.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
Put 10 slides and one of them's a screenshot of a song that you really like. Sure. Or your caption is a song lyric. So you don't like the song playing. Or put a screenshot of a song lyric. I don't think, but what is, why are you bothered by it, I guess? Because it messes with all of that. Turn your sound off. No, no, it's not for the consumer. They're saying you don't like posting it.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
Let's do this Lakers way. No, you got a week until the deadline. Nobody knew about it. So they didn't know, dude? That's such a bad trade, then. Great job by the Lakers. The thing is, the Lakers aren't even— The Lakers, they're dangerous. They're not even doing the bad Lakers thing this year, even. Well, they're going to be terrible now. I mean, it's like— Not terrible.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
It's like posting, it's like the next time I post a bunch of pictures. Well, because you can't do like a sound. Well, I feel like I have to put a song and I probably will. Because everyone does it? Because it's like, I like getting some sort of music involved in my post. You could do a slide. You could do a slide. I could do a slide.
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But then if I do a slide with a lyric, then they're like, why didn't you just use the song? It is. It's interesting. Why did you do that? Yeah. What? Add that feature? F*** that, man. Yeah. I've never done it, I guess. I thought I had. Yeah. In 20 years, that's going to be the one thing they look back on in history and say, why? That's the one. That's the one. Is that your, what was that? Your two?
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Two, three. Did you do two, three? Yeah. So I'm going to three, four. I'll leave Luca AD on the board if you want to take it. Dude, by the way, I think everybody thinks that's dumb now. I think in 20 years we might look back and say the Mavs want to ring. It might be. That's the only way it could go that way.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
Or Luka just continues to be a top three guy and then the Lakers are really good and they get another guy and then they're good. It just pisses me off that we could have paired Yoke with Luka. We legit could have. Oh, my. The better trade for them is MPJ and... Way better. I think. No, definitely not. Better for them. If they got AG... Better for them.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
No, honestly, there's nothing good about that. You think MPJ and Jamal isn't better than AD? No, they have Kyrie. Oh, yeah. That's true. They don't need... I guess Kyrie and Jamal would be good. I just think... Jamal plays the two. They could have gone like... We could have given them every pick forever and like we just... We give them like an IOU one. Five number ones.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
We could have included like... And like GM. Yeah. And like GM gets like the best hotel whenever he comes and plays Endeavor. Or like... I wonder if they ever throw in funny perks. Not even funny perks. Like we'll give you the Rapids. we've been trying to use the pits for a while. Yeah. Like we will give everybody, everybody's trying to get off the Rapids. We will give you the Rapids, all of them.
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Yeah. Like get them and get them. You can move them to Dallas. You could not, you could, they're here. You can make them the Mavs. You could put them on the staff. Like you could do whatever you got to do. Yeah. Yeah. You have the Rapids, but we get Luca and you get, Yeah, we could have done that. That's what we should have done. In my three, I'll take, I think, physical keys. Physical keys.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
You'll never lose your keys. 100%. I think you did make a point, and I agree with the point. There's something about unlocking a door. It is fun. But it's just not, it doesn't make sense if we have the technology to do a thumbprint. I agree. The pros and cons, it's like I do like unlocking the door when I have my key, but half of the time I leave, I forget my key. You forget your key.
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And I lose my key. Correct. Also, you can pick a lock. You can't pick a thumbprint.
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It's actually safer.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
That's actually a great one. We will look back and say that's stupid. Why would they have physical keys? In my four, I will take...
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
maybe physical money credit cards and cash and stuff i just think it's like the same thing like you're gonna be able to pay for everything on your phone i even think maybe it's gonna be like somehow like if you don't have your phone you could still like click a thing and it like pays i don't know i just i mean apple pay is like top three inventions of all time apple pay i've i've like switched over where i pretty much use apple pay now too it's awesome
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
I just think it'll be all that. I agree. I think that's a great pick as well. You ever held like a fresh bill? I love fresh bills.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
And it's like, what if I drop it and rip it on accident? Now I lost $100. Why would we do that? I've, it's only happened a couple of times, but sometimes you get into that where you're like holding it and you're like, what is like, what even is money? And then you're like, what does it mean to be rich? Yeah.
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I'm like, that's the thing where it's somebody who's talking about like, like people could like the government could just take all your money. I don't know what that means, but I like, they could just take it and then you would have no money. I feel like they couldn't, but like,
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Luka's a Laker dude. That's nuts. The weird thing is that it seems like they're just moving on from Braun.
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And that's where you get into like, you should have like gold. Yeah. Then like you should have like minerals. Yeah. Um, is that your three, four?
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And I was just looking for any phrase that's kind of in. I like cap also because like like everyone use it. We use cap like 40 year olds use cap.
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And I think that's the one. What are some there are like a lot. i think when we were like younger like you'd be like beast to like beast a lot yeah that's beast like there was a time when beast was cool dude there's so many like oh i got it i'm gonna look some up from like 2018 that were like or like or like uh like i don't really have any yolo yolo was cool
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YOLO works, but he's more of like a specialty piece. And it's like, you wouldn't really say it. On fleek. On fleek was cool. On fleek was cool, dude.
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On fleek.
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Like the cool thing for a second. Like to dab. Like the Migos would... Watch me whip. Watch me nay-nay. Oh, that's crazy. Yeet. Yeet is nuts.
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Yeah, I think Cap will go away. Cap got really big, man.
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Cap is huge.
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I know, because it's, yeah, I agree. Danny, I think we're about to go skinny. How crazy is fashion, dude? It was out five years ago. It's in. You and I are the same people. We wore skinny jeans, and now we wear baggy again. Dude, I'm pretty sure skinny jeans are coming back, and I can't wait. I like skinny more. I do think also like skinny looks better. Yeah.
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What are you supposed to do?
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Fitted things are, you're not going to look back and be like, why did that fit him? But you will look back and be like, why were his pants too big?
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You were there. We were in Mexico. He's like, did you lose a bunch of weight? And I was like, no, these are just cool pants. Or you were like, were they out of the ones that fit you? Yeah, he's like, did you lose a ton of weight? Because those are baggy. Baggy jeans are what you wear. He just could not comprehend. Well, because he's like, why? They don't fit you. Yeah, yeah.
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That's such a dad thing. That is a dad thing. Genuinely asking. But that also is one. If we're back in skinny, we will be like, those look bad on us. Dude, I can't wait to get back in skinny, though. Yeah, skinny's great. I like skinny and just like a hoodie. Dude, I think skinny lets itself to us more. Yeah, it does. Because of the shape, just the build we have. Yeah.
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I've always been like, even when skinny jeans were out. Yeah, you rocked them.
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your first epi you were wearing ripped skinnies but that was because yeah but also baggy skinnier makes people look taller is that true I think baggy always makes people look shorter I don't know but I think that's I guess that would make sense I don't know I think that's just stripes make you look fat probably do they is that true I think are you making that up no I don't know am I yeah I don't know I'll go into my four I'm gonna go wait you four or five I four or five so I just five I three forward I think five
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It's a great deal. And then the Mavs, I mean, the Mavs will still be good. Like... If a team's going to do it, it makes sense. Like Kyrie will just step up even more now. So it could still work for them. They're worse. I think they had to do it. That's the only way that it makes sense. Well, they had to do it. Unless the owner's just like, or the GM's just like, I think AD's better than Luke.
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Just five. Just five. So I took physical. I took baseball. I took cars. I took physical keys. I'll do cable TV. Like, what even is that anymore?
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I think it already is stupid. But like, what the f*** even is cable TV? What does that mean? Like, you buy channels? That's just not it anymore. You know what is crazy, though, is they kind of... We just have streaming cable basically now. You just pay for certain cable things. Well, now you do bundles, which is like that's just what cable was. Because I guess you used to buy Channel 21.
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Yeah, it would be like a bundle. You get ESPN. So it's the same thing. It's the same thing, but it's just like they just... Like the beauty of streaming was like, I don't want to get a bundle because I don't even watch fucking the news. But now when you get a bundle, you have to buy. You get the Disney Plus bundle. And you get like the news and you're like, I don't want to do that.
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And now we're back to cable. Yeah, I guess we are kind of back to cable. But we're not though. But we're not ridiculous. But it's the same concept. Yeah. Of what they're doing.
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Yeah, you got us. Because I'm bundled up. Dude, I'm bundled up right now. Dude, I pay way too much money monthly. I don't even know what I'm paying. You get free bundles on the Amex. Oh, yeah. The Amex has benefits that we actually use. Okay, let's go. Let's get into news. And I forgot to say this because I promised I would say it on every episode. Shay winning the MVP. Oh, yeah.
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I was going to say Jokic not winning the MVP this year because it's going to be looked at as maybe the best individual season of all time. Let's do news for a couple minutes and then we'll probably break in the action. And one and done in college.
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one done in college they're gonna be like why'd you make him go for one year it's a good point you didn't have to go it's a good point okay what were we going to we'll do news and then we'll then we'll come back okay uh or should we just come back let's just do news and we're gonna be a little bit late to the game sorry i still gotta i gotta find my fit you got your stuff on under no i got shorts right there all right we got five minutes for news here we go um is he lost that sucks you didn't watch did you
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Uh, I watched a little bit. I mean, I think I was kind of, you know, it sucks. And I feel for him. It's like, he looked so good until he lost. He looked really good in the first round dominant, actually like prime Izzy. And then he just like lost. And then, so he's going to be like, yo, I'm still really good. And it's a tough spot as a fighter. He's lost four of his last five. What do you do?
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true fight fight like logan paul true make money because i'm still interested in izzy he's and he's solidified in the u.s he's solidified as a goat you beat poet on you're a you're a legend and he's one of the best like champions he was like he was like the most active champ yeah that's true uh yeah you go get you go get bags is what you do i agree i think yeah he's probably same size as like a logan exactly logan because like what else do you do you you're what is he like 10th now no he's not 10th he was two coming in
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yeah but he's oh and two lost to a he lost to a fiver he'll drop to like midlands like four to six probably yeah and so it's like what so then he has to probably you have to win then get a championship but he could probably win run beat a good guy and then maybe fight for a title game but why are you even doing it it's because he's good at fighting and he likes it and he thinks he's best though it's a hard thing it is hard mvp one i think yeah mvp is awesome
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I don't get that. AD is worse than Luka. AD is good. I like, but I, AD is the 11th best player in the league. I hope this, I hope this becomes a thing where the GM's just like, I'm going to fucking trade my, my best guy. Dude, that trade was like, that trade was just like a, that's like a, it's like, it's 2K. Yeah. It's, or it's like you're like, yeah, you're like sitting with their boys.
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I love MVP. He, that guy was 14. That guy was undefeated. He was like a young, really good guy. So that was a good win. He'll probably go up to like 10. I'm pissed that MVP is 37 or whatever. I know. I know. So it's poets. It's like, what is the, but he's the champ. It's like MVP.
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He's got to get like, he's got to win. He's got to string together like four.
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There is a guy that's like the most active fighter of all time. He's like 42 and he still fights and he just won like last. So maybe you keep going. I don't know. What other news you got?
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I'm going to watch too.
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I am too.
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And they're great. They're great creators and they're probably going to make a really good show. Yeah.
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And everyone's going to be like, I'm not going to watch this. Then they're going to do massive numbers. I'm going to watch. Yeah. I'm saying I'm going to watch too. And so are a lot of people. Also, I'm not even mad that they're not fighting. I knew they weren't fighting. I didn't think they were either. I didn't get the hopes up.
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I think it's a good building block. Yeah. Into the fight. In like two years. Yeah.
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Yeah, no. I don't want it. I don't want it. I mean, as the viewer, it's like, yeah, I like the eight more minutes because I get to watch eight more minutes of NBA basketball. But yeah, if it's the right play, I think they'll do it and it'll work or it won't work. But for me, I don't want it. Also, it changes stats. That's what really messes it up.
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I'm not going to lie.
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So, like, regardless of if Wemby scores less total points, the people who watched Wemby his whole career are going to be like, he's the GOAT. And in 10 years, maybe they change it to 10 minutes, and it was the right call, and we have to get over ourselves.
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You know? It's like that type of thing.
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They failed the fucking, whatever it's called, the Lehman test. Then it starts to blend. I know what you're talking about. It's like, if you, you have to be able to separate like real living from like, that's a robot. Exactly. And it's like, or like they're putting it in shitty conditions.
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it's like dude it's a it's a it's like pushing a it's pushing that chair it's pushing a microphone that's crazy dude it's crazy that like that it people are feeling that movie was like a black mirror epi and now this is like we're in a black mirror it is uh how many followers do you think katie perry has on instagram 58 million. 204 million. Wow. I just wanted to bring that to life. Wow.
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You're like, what if like LeBron for Steph happened? Yeah. And like that, it just, that might, that's like one of the craziest trades ever. I feel like. I think now Bron is going to get traded. Oh my God. Dude, Bron, cause it's like, it's, they can't, Braun's a bad guy to get in a trade right now. Well, he has a no trade clause, so he can choose where he goes. Dude, imagine if the Lakers traded.
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Good headline. Good headline. Really good headline. Good headline. She is huge. In her peak, she was that guy. 204 million followers. Yeah, she's huge. What? Good for you. She's like top 10. Yeah, that's crazy. Did you see Ryan Reynolds? We're really like going to it because we got... It's kind of fun racing through headlines. It is fun because we got a game in 15 minutes. How many more we got?
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You know what's crazy? We're going to be on the pitch playing soccer in 15 minutes. Yeah, I'm going to be late to the game. We're going to have fucking our boots on playing soccer fully in a game. Yeah, yeah. In 15 minutes. We're playing like a good team. We're going to drive to the field and like talking shit. Yeah, yeah. Like intense match in 15 minutes.
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fake paparazzi Ryan Reynolds did you see that no he's in like he's in the news yeah and they sent like it's it has to be fake they just sent a bunch of people and they're like outside his car and they like it's like 50 people with like Deadpool posters came out like a year ago he like called him for it I guess but it doesn't do that it looks like a movie scene I think like team set it up it but it but this one was too obvious that's crazy
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And though it's like, I still would want a picture with Ryan Reynolds. I would too. So even if it is fake, I would do it. You're still like, you're still Ryan Reynolds. Is it fake? I don't, it's like yes and no probably. Yeah, because you still, people are still interested in a selfie. I think Jello got Lil Wayne on Tweaker. That's fucking awesome.
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Lil Wayne hops on every song ever now, but it's still really cool. Yeah.
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That's a great play though.
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It's very interesting. It's never really happened like that.
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So I think it's just fucking Lil Wayne, which is on a LiAngelo Ball song. Crazy play. Insane, dude. Like Lil Wayne went on a KSI song. That's what kind of... Very true. But still, that's a great move, I think. And then the last one, I caught up on Severance. Yeah, did you watch the new epi? What epi was that? Epi 3 of season 2? I don't know. Dude, Severance, they're cooking, dude. It's so good.
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So much going on. Yeah, I don't know if I watched that. It's crazy that, Danny, she's on the other team. I know. I can't believe that. Hell, they are. She's playing on both sides of the ball. Spoiler alert. She's playing on both sides. She knows she's sending herself in. She was watching her little love interest with Mark S. Crazy stuff. I think she's into it. I do, too. I think she's into it.
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Because I think she's so stone cold on the outside. She's like, I like this little hell. Well, I think she's just like, I don't have a boyfriend out here. I know. So she's like, I'm like. It's an interesting thing. We got to talk more about the goat situation. I think we should return to severance after our foot again.
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Like, if you're that heli, you're like, let me just, like, let's get this other heli. That's the easiest way to get out. That could be. You know what I'm saying? It definitely could be. Yeah, that definitely could be. I also tend to root for the overdog. I'm almost rooting for outside heli. Well, yeah, they run a cool business, man. They're running a tight ship. Yeah, and they're making money.
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Yeah, it's like I kind of want them to just continue winning. They're just, yeah. Because they've been dominant. Yeah, and I don't want to see it crumble. That's what I'm saying. It's going to crumble. I hate when good things come to an end. It's going to crumble. All right, we're going to go play a full soccer match. We'll cut to the end of the episode. We'll cut to, yeah, end of the epi.
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You get Braun if you can get Braun. Imagine if they traded. I mean, the Cavs wouldn't do it. Imagine if you went home to Cleveland and won one this year. They're the best team in the league. They'd be really sick. Oh my God. With, I think add LeBron James. He'd be a really nice piece. He'd be a great piece. Really nice piece. I think that's like the best place for him to play.
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We'll be back in a second. Epi 100, almost to 102.
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all right we're back just played a footy game um yeah i mean one odd footy game i'll tell you that yeah it was so we it was a blowout right we're up what were we up maybe six to one which you never won it's not fun you also aren't not trying it's way more like a three one win is the best like a close game yeah but then they would it was odd they were they were very mad a guy got a red for kicking one of our guys i know
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That's just like a weird, like that guy's going home today just got a red.
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But he didn't get kicked that bad because he kept playing. So it is kind of funny now. But he just, it was like open field. He just wound up and kicked another human. And then got a red, deservingly so.
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I don't know, dude. I lost my head. Maybe he's just like, that's like the boys playing sports, which it's not. Oh, it's not. It's not funny. It's weird. I think I almost said, yeah, it's a rec league. To him. Because now we're injuring other men. Well, now we're assaulting. So weird. So weird.
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But yeah, I didn't know what to do because we would ping it around the back and then they'd be like, ah, here we go. Yeah, and then we'd score and they'd be like, nice. They'd be like, nice goal. Yeah, I didn't know what to do. Just, you know what?
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We should have ended that.
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Nothing good was going to come out of that.
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Everybody would be like, no. Dude, they wouldn't. The game was over after three minutes. I felt bad for the ref, dude. Everyone's screaming at him. We have him every time. He was doing a bad job, but he doesn't care. I would do a bad job as well. Dude, we reffed once. We did a terribly bad job.
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yeah it's a being a ref is the worst we gotta respect refs the worst though is when like like sometimes they would first of all just don't yell at the ref in a in a rec game in a competitive game yell at him don't competitive game yell at him do not yell at him in a rec game they're like just doing a job that they they're just making 30 bucks for the game and they don't give a
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, so that sucked. The Cavs just had their biggest half in franchise history, scored 95 in the Mavs. Obviously, the Mavs just don't have Luka. Just a tough overall day for the Dallas Mavericks. That also doesn't even have anything. That would have happened regardless. They just were going to get killed, yeah. I mean, the Cavs are really fucking good. The Cavs are great.
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Cause he could be like the third option. He's the one option, but he could be like the third. And he, it seems like he knows, it seems like he knows how to play team basketball. Dude, he was the, he's been letting AD run the show on the Lakers. Yes. He also like, he used to like with Kyrie, like they'd switch off. Like he would like Kyrie run the offense sometimes.
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One thing I didn't point out, and I think— Oh, but they haven't had Luka, so that was just annoying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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uh 95 77 plus 23 equals 100 i don't know if that if that means anything to anybody what about it i just want to point it out what what because luca 77 oh wow wow right cool i think i kind of found that i did that and it's almost like that happened on and we're on epi 100 but 77 doesn't plus 23 doesn't equal how many epis we've done
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It's weird.
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Is it the bigot? What other NBA trades have happened? Like trades, not signings.
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Dame was a big trade. Yeah, that was a trade, right? yeah but it's never superstar for superstar yeah it's Dame for pieces it was like Dame's going elsewhere so we gotta figure it out yeah that is crazy or like Shaq got traded but I don't think the Lakers sent them like some big star like it's was it Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Okay. Should we get into cues?
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Do we have anything else to say about severance? We left on severance. I really love talking about it. I also have seen a couple of Spotify comments that are like more severance talk. And we love severance talk. Oh, guys, I'm all in on severance. We'll do a severance pod. Milchuk? He's so interesting. What's your deal? And why? Here's my real question. I need to know.
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I really need to know what episode you're on. Can you just know? You don't know. I'm on. We can't know. I believe I'm caught up. Did you start season two? Yeah, but I didn't even. Did you watch till like the doctor stoppage?
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Yeah. It's just like, have you watched three episodes of season two? I think we could kind of.
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They went to the big goat farm.
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And they showed the picture of, not Helly, of the wife? Okay, I think that was three, yeah. So I think you're caught up. My question is... Yeah, go ahead. Milchak, and also a white-haired lady who goes in and out, plays both sides of the ball. Why do you care so much about this company? There's something we don't know. Well, what we need to know, Zach, is what is the work?
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What is the data refinement? What is the data? Do you have any idea? Where do the goats come in? What are they doing? I'm pretty sure we know what's going on. Oh, you do? What do you think? Spoiler alert.
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I think they're definitely doing, they're like bringing them back to life, somehow coding them. They're bringing dead humans back? Like, I think she's, she was dead, right? We can agree on that. Yes. And then, and it seems like maybe they, they copped her body and then maybe. And then they brought her back. So she did die in the crash. And, and even more.
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Dude, and to be fair, if you're the Mavs this year, you're still going to be good. Oh, yeah.
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And she also, by the way, that's so what is happening. Cause she's weird.
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yeah she's like not a human robotic right yes but i think they're coding i guess that was like really obvious i didn't really well i don't know that i just want to understand goats i bet they have something to do with the human behavior and they're like they're like taking dna or some shit i don't know that is definitely what it is um but why why milchak why why why why the hell why what did you bring your pops back and that's why you care why maybe you brought your pop and why why does he not like the pictures of himself
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Why? Why? What does that make you think of, man? Maybe it's his pops. Is it your pops? Is your pops head hotch? Maybe his pops is head hotch. Why is Milchak here? Why is Milchak here? Why is that gray-haired lady praying to the CEO of the company? To cure. What the fuck is that? There's a reason. There's always a why. There's going to be a why. I don't know that we get it in Denny.
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There's a will, there's a why. Denny, my thing is I don't think we're going to get the why in season two. Uh-oh. Whoopsies. I mean, do you? I mean, do you?
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I don't think we will. Season three. They said, by the way, season three is coming this year.
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But I'm just saying, why the hell— Squid Game season three is coming, too. I'm off Squid Game. Get the f*** out of here. Step aside. Severance is way better.
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oh that fucking sucks but it's dude i really am looking forward to the new episode i don't get it though it's like i don't i just don't get it i don't get why we're like you're the same amount of people are going to watch the same amount of stuff if anything we might get distracted and not finish it it is cool that we get to everybody in the world is on the same episode it is it's like it feels uh like old-fashioned well it's like when you watch like american idol new epi
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You don't have any picks. AD's not the best pickup in that sense. It's terrible. But like... If he's healthy, though, he's really good. What we're forgetting is... But they have Kyrie, so it works. It works this year. They could be good. I'll say this. Again, terrible trade. Really bad job. Yeah. Luka... Haven't they been playing well with Luka out, though, still? Yes.
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It's fun to really be able to talk about it and not know what's going to happen. Because usually, like Breaking Bad, it's like we were so behind. Oh, everybody knew. Yeah, that's true.
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100%. Yeah, so we'll see. I'm looking forward to it. I am looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to see what happens in that program. Should we get into Q's here, though? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's get into cues. I think we got a lot screenshotted already, so we'll just go right into it. I got a blind rank here. He said, this is David.
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He said, hope this finds you in good spirits following a beautiful Nuggets win. Yeah, Hornets. We beat the Hornets yesterday. We beat the Hornets. Blind rank. Yeah, and this was a day ago. Blind rank these five Nuggets point guards from the 21st century based on who you'd want to start in a finals game seven. Okay. Okay. This is interesting. Jamal Murray. Number one. Number one.
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He's like, is he our best point guard ever? Has to be. I mean, none of our point guards have ever... Chauncey was good. But they've never won a ring with us. Never won a ring with us. That's true. Chauncey won one, but... Up next, we have Ty Lawson. Really good for like a couple months. Number three. Number three for Ty Lawson. Very stumpy. Yeah, he was stumpy. Very fusing. Very fast.
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That's kind of the thing that I know. I know, and this is almost embarrassing to admit, I think I talked about it a little bit. How many you thought? Tell them how many you thought it was going to take. My prediction, I thought I'm working with, we got a new kid in town. This guy, he's not going to get retired because he's been having issues.
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Can't really shoot really fast. But could shoot, though. Like, when he would shoot, it would go in for some reason. Yeah, because Danny Green's a really good shooter, but he can't shoot. Ty Lawson, bad shooter, but can shoot. It was very weird. If that makes sense. I never thought it was going in and it would go in all the time. And it was weird form, I remember. Yeah, I'm a big Ty Lawson fan.
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That guy, dude, yeah, true Nuggets fans. I got a picture with him at Topgolf one time. I think I probably archived the picture. Was he 5'11"? Probably, yeah. That's small.
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That's quite small. Then we have Chauncey Billups.
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Yeah. I think it's got to be. I would trust him. No AI is coming. Yeah.
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But we're winning a title, right? Right.
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Yeah. Up next, we have Andre Miller. Do one motion that shows Andre Miller. I don't have something. Do one. Andre Miller. Yeah, yeah. I was just going to do that. Yeah. Just weird.
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He, yeah, he was kind of like, he like couldn't, he could shoot mid range, kind of like played like maybe like Sean Livingston.
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Yeah. Like he was good. He was always like good. He's the worst version of Chris Paul. Yeah. But he's not, I mean. Yeah. And then we have, who do you have open? Where'd you put him? Put him in the five. So AI is in the four. Yeah.
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You don't even know what the food is. So what's the other side? So it's a million? Or not. Okay. So would you rather get a million or not get a million, but do that?
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So I think Luka... Luka is... worse the gap between luca and ad on defense is bigger than the gap between luca and ad on offense and they already have a really good guard exactly so it's like that's maybe it made the most sense for them because like if they it doesn't make sense in the sense that you you
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Um, no, like you get a million, but you do that. Uh, or just stay as you are. Would you rather take $1 million, but yeah. Okay. Or stay as you are. Um, I'll do that. That seems fun. Yeah. And, and you're going to pay to do it. Like I'm just, we might have a guy in London and it's every time it turns blue and I don't know it and I'll never know it. Right.
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And it's every time I eat a rice Krispy treat. Right. Yeah. So is it- The odds are in our favor. And it's the same theme every time you eat it? I think it's just an alternate reality. But if you've got an alternate reality and you switch to lefty in that reality- See, that's a big switch. So then you just switch once and then that's it?
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That's an alternate timeline. I think you got to take that. It changes everything. I think you could really fuck up, right? Like there's a chance like you have a peg leg.
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You have hooves.
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Well, that would be dope. That would be dope. That's a plus. I would want hooves. You would want one hoof? I would want two hooves. On left side or right side?
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Right hoof. You actually said that before. You're like, I wish I had a hoof. I've never really gotten that.
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Why? I just think it would be like a, just a way to stick out. And how would it be like on leg day? You're like, I guess it would work. Yeah. I would just, just split squats. Yeah. Yeah.
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Right. Um, I think when I whipped that hoove out, it'd be dope. It'd be, it would get the part, it would get the party going. It would get everybody excited.
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girls like that shit yeah i know girls like that shit i know i have a friend no no friend yeah i know for a fact yeah yeah it's it's dope um would you not take the deal no i'd take it i think it the odds that it's something that's like actually going to ruin your life it's also just really going to spice your life up like you're just looking for stuff you're like what food is it i'm trying foods and then maybe one day you walk by it's like a guy with a beak and you're like oh
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did I eat? But that's what I'm saying. So is it every time you eat salmon, a new guy gets a beak? That's what it would be. But that'd be dope. If you're not getting a beak, I mean... Oh, I don't want a beak.
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Right.
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And somebody's getting beaked and that's unfortunate.
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Yeah, yeah. Because you'll eat the thing more than once.
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Right, right.
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blue jaylen yeah i don't know blue jaylen yeah i don't know blue jaylen either does he even hang out with blue jay or no no not no relation so just blue jaylen blue jaylen yeah i mean i've heard of blue jay i've seen his his stuff yeah his like vlogs aren't for me it's like prank heavy it's not i mean it's not like my genre of youtube but again it's it's blue jaylen's fine to yeah to each their own i have no opinion on blue jaylen really totally um i would say yeah we do that shit because we we give a f**k right we go we do that shit because we care that's the thing smart we love you
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Yeah. And like, you know, when you should worry is, oh, I missed three pods. I didn't notice. That's when you worry. Exactly. Because there's pod listeners out there that are too far gone. We'd let them.
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And you're not in trouble or wrong. No, not at all. You go on your merry way. Yeah. But we do this stuff because we care. It all makes sense eventually. And it's good to have him back. Really good to have you back.
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But if Luka was definitely going to leave, then maybe they're like, okay, how can we win a title this year? Who's the best fit? And you mean he's a good fit? But they kind of overthought it. I think the issue is...
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That's not funny.
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I think Finn's a good breadstick. And I think this is a phase. But I think that's not funny.
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It's hard for them to fit in rooms. They're a size insult. Size insult. Right. So, and Danny, and the trunk thing, I know, I know we kind of brushed past it. The trunk thing is weird. It's really, okay. Well, that's, no, it's different. Let's say, let's use different. And we've gone through the verbiage. I know, but the verbiage is, it's your ass. Don't have trunks.
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I know, but your ass has the neck thing, which is also different, but, but tigers don't have trunks. Lions don't know. But can we say like the trunk is special, like, or unique? I don't think we have to say weird, dude. Lions aren't saying that. We check out our demographics every month. When we have our meeting, we have, it's like 11% elephant.
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you're right it's it is a large it's like 78 human yeah 11 elephant weird but and then our what else we have a big what's we have a big lemurs big yeah we have like a five percent lemur audience i think three most of the humans obviously yeah 78 yeah but three percent camel yeah three percent camel but yeah like there's a lot of elephants so we need to i'm playing a little damage control here at least oh yeah you're right you're right like the trunks are different politically the trunks are crazy
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But I don't think that is a good thing. It's not funny. I just don't think it's funny. Because Elephant's here to laugh. Elephant's here to relax, have fun. He's here to get away from that. And then he gets called irrelevant. He's trying to just mix in with the human. Exactly. It's really just asinine. It's not nice. Honestly. We got Van Vliet checked back in.
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anybody in the league he he's the best fit if he's playing but don't let him get bumped in the shoulder and he'll be out for okay yeah yeah ad ad like i was gonna say lucas lucas not usually an injury like ad dude like i he's my favorite player let ad get like he's my favorite player for the nuggets to see in the playoffs because if he gets poked yeah it's like it's just he just sits which sucks it's probably not his fault he probably gets hurt and he's like
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He DMed.
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Yeah, he DMed me too.
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We should open a P.O. box. He wanted to send us, Van Vliet wanted to send us something for, I think, Epi 103.
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We're going to open a P.O. box this week. Okay, I'm going to open one today. Because I was going to respond to Van Vliet and be like, just send it here, but I don't think I should just leak the crib. And it has nothing to do with Van Vliet. I just don't want to put that out there. I'm just saying, if we get a P.O.
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If you guys want the P.O. box, let us know. We're probably going to open it anyways today.
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uh dildos no don't send us dildos you don't send us that i would say like what are other big ones i would say don't send like pets but also send pets but if you're gonna send a pet no i think living creatures is fine make it very obvious though because it might be a once a month occasion and i don't want to shake it well i'm just saying we don't want this guy dead before like like say on the outside of the box like there's a fucking fish in here because if you said to fish we will probably go like once a month and we'd have a dead fish
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We'll pick it up and ship, but we'll have to care for that fish. I do think, by the way, a fish would be great just to have here. I would definitely like the fish, but we need to- For the pod. Send us a fish. I don't think you could just ship a fish. I know you can because Dave Portnoy had a fish. That somebody sent?
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Oh, so they would just send fish? Yeah. Yeah, send us a fish, somebody. We'll make a P.O. box. We'll put it here. It probably won't be here yet. Maybe for next Epi, probably, actually.
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We'll start a P.O. box. That'd be awesome.
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Yeah, he said, Brett VanVleet said, need a performance evaluation on this email from me to Sonia from IT department.
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I guess. Damn. He said, hey, Sonia, my computer. He said, hey, Sonia, my computer is freezing up when I try to install something. When you get a minute, can you come? Oh, no, Sonia's in the IT department. I think Sonia's in IT. Yeah. So he's like asking for help with his computer. Hey, Sonny, my computer is freezing up when I try to install something.
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When you get a minute, can you come give it a look? Thanks. And then it says, thanks, BVB. And he said, as you can clearly see, I double thanks. Am I coming across as unstable? No. I think you're coming across as grateful. I think you're coming across as very grateful.
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Get your pens out. Read it again. Hey, Sonny, my computer is freezing up when I try to install something.
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When you get a minute, can you come give it a look? Thanks. And then enter, enter. Thanks. BVB.
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That's how it's done, folks.
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You're coming across as grateful. You're coming across as actually very stable to me.
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When you get a minute, right? So when you get a minute... Yeah, of course, you don't have to drop everything, but like... But he didn't say ASAP. He said, when you get a minute, though. We don't need it this minute, but we need it today. When you have a minute. Yeah. That's a good email, man. That's really f***ing good, man. You rock, BBB. Proud of you, man. Good job, man. Proud of you. Good job.
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Good job. What else? What else? What else? We got a... We had a... Oh, this is Ethan Davies. Okay. Okay.
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Yeah. All around. I think all around really good stuff. Impractical Jokers is great. I think...
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Definitely just like sitting there on. I think, I mean, I think bowl some good frames. Like I don't think, like I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't think he should like, like gutter intentionally. I think bowl a 140. I don't, but I, but I don't think, I don't think be like, yeah, I don't think act like you care. I think just be, I'm going to be honest with you. Bowling 86. Yeah.
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i got hurt i probably um i am offended almost or or annoyed i'm like some there's some sort of collusion nuggets you gotta calvin booth get in these conversations man i know i know get up in there luca was available luke oh my god dude would you go now here's a question would you have done jamal and mpj for luca Yeah. Dude, imagine Luka and Yoke. I mean, that's the best team of all time.
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I don't, I don't think this is the time to be a hero. I don't think this is the time to be a hero. I really don't.
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Do you want him to bowl poorly on purpose? I want you to mirror what those other fellas are doing.
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I want you to eat what the fellas are eating.
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I don't want that. I don't want any of that, Zach. I think it's not safe. But bowl your frames. Bowl your frames, man. Bowl your frames. Bowl your frames. But, Danny, I think win, but win by two. I don't know, dude. I know a lot of bowlers that live these double lives. And it's just, I don't know. Like, it's, I don't know, man.
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I think drink your beer, eat your pizza, bowl your frames, and have, and that's it. I just don't want to act like the world's all sunshine and rainbows, man. If he goes in there and he bowls at 250. You might lose the group. Yeah.
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We ditched a kid in high school. And we did that.
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We ditched a kid in high school. It wasn't even... It was like a 180.
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And we said, get the f*** out. And he left. We never saw him again.
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You make your call. I think we laid it out pretty well, right? Yeah. I mean, it's just dangerous. Yeah, it is dangerous. We got NoahBoat01. He said, most humble greetings, Zach and Danny. NoahBoat01 here. I've been listening to the pod for three months now, and I just recently lost my virginity. Asked my first question. He lost his question of virginity, basically. Yeah, congratulations.
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you will never forget that um he said as you both know my rookie contract is about to expire and i just wanted you two to be the first to know i do plan on resigning with the bread kingdom awesome oh yeah awesome glad to have you and then he and then he highballs us okay this is dude these young breadsticks i think they saw like blue jays extension they're like we're signing these sticks to big deals my offer to you guys is a five-year 205 million
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I'm always willing to negotiate with fine gentlemen like you, and I hope we can find the right fit. And then he just said Gilbert Arenas.
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I mean, it's hard, man. It's really hard. It's hard to keep up with the contract that these players are getting. And there's also a cap limit. Yeah, there's a cat. Like, we can't keep everybody. We don't have $205 million. We don't have that. We don't have that money. So I'm hoping that him and his agent and his team and his family and everybody around him works with us.
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They know they're highballing, though. I don't like that. I don't like how that feels. They know our budget for him. Sometimes it's hard with business. Out of a rookie contract, I think $65 million. Is what we can do. Right. You're 100% right. I think that's where we're at right now. That's where we're at right now. Reach back out. We'll try and figure something out. We got Chad.
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He said breadstick Chad here. Breadstick Chad currently has a one out of seven success rate on getting questions answered. So he's doing a third person thing or first person. What is it? Third? Third person thing. Or 14.2%. Well, 14.2% is not nearly as high as Blue Jay or Breadstick Hayden. There are a lot of bums out there who are lower or even at 0%.
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Also got a blind rank for you. Cool. It looks like we're doing like a bowl thing, kind of. Bowl? In the first one, the first thing that we have is Chipotle bowl. We've done this before. But this is different. This is different. Like Super Bowl's not here. I'll just, and that's, I know that ruins kind of the nature of my mind. Chipotle Bowl, I'm going to say like. Oh, we've done this. Yeah.
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We've done this together. Yeah. I remember we did this and you put Chipotle Bowl and Super Bowl in the one. Yes. Remember that? Yeah. One. Get Chipotle Bowl in the one. Super good. I'm going to go get a Chipotle Bowl right now. I actually probably will as well. Fucking really good stuff. Qdoba Bowl. Three. When's the last time you had one? No, before. No. Sorry. I came on heavy.
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You're going to shit on the Qdoba Bowl. Don't cry. No, my bad. It's worse. Okay, my bad. No, it's worse. I know, but when's the last time? It's not bad. It's pretty good. Of course it's not bad. It's chicken. It's the same ingredients. Sorry. I just thought you were going to shit on it. If I go to Qdoba and it's been years. By the way, Chipotle is better. It's a way better bowl.
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I think we got to... Now, maybe we start attacking them. Maybe we're just like... They're both so skilled. They're like similar, but they're like skilled. It seems like we can kind of just bully the GM over in Dallas. It seems like he'll just do whatever. That's what it seems like what happened. It does. Like Palenka was just like, Why don't you just trade Luka? He's kind of fat.
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But it's like if you got a Qdoba bowl, you'd be like, that was pretty good.
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Okay. The queso there is good. If I'm going to Qdoba, I'm burritoing. And it's good. It's good. It's got queso. Okay, good. It's just not the same. Sorry for... Okay, it's all good. I just didn't know it was coming. Moe's Bowl. I don't know if you've had Moe's. It's pretty good. Never had it. Five. Fair enough. Moe's is pretty good. It's big. No, it's just a burrito place. It's a pizza bowl?
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No, it's just a burrito bowl. It's at Chipotle. It's big in Nashville. I used to go. It's pretty good. In the four, we have leftover Chipotle bowl at 2 a.m. Four. Four. A little bit worse than a Chipotle bowl. And right under Qdoba. I think that's right. The rice never heats up right.
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I think we're alluding to the fact maybe we're coming off a night of drinking. It doesn't have as fastball, though, that it has at the gate. It doesn't have as fastball. To wrap it up, we have adverbs. Where is that going to go? Two. Adverbs are sweet.
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Then he said, also, I hate olives. Me too. You hate olives. I hate olives. I don't hate them. I get it. What? Okay. All right. All right. You realize you're yelling at me because I don't hate something. Yeah. Are we talking about just like a black olive? Yeah. Those are, yeah, I'll leave them. You'll eat them? You'll eat them? Yes. Yes. What? Dude, I don't, I'm not going to add them.
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What does it taste like? An olive. I don't even know you. I don't even know who I'm talking to right now. Dude, I just kind of like, I don't hate olives. They're fine. I don't like them. I don't hate them. What does it taste like? A pickle? No, just like a salt, a salties, a salty thing. I think you're afraid of them. I think you're never, I'll never try an olive. No, but you have olive.
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I'll never try an olive. Yeah, you have olive phobia. Yeah, so many people do. I know, but they're not that. They're weird, man.
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Okay, dude. You put them in your martinis? You put them in your drinks? Fuck no. You drink olive juice with your vodka? That sounds like ass to me. I don't even know. That sounds like shit to me. I'm going to know. You know what? I won't tell you about the foods I like because this happens every time.
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No, I'm not, dude. I've never even had a martini. You love them. I don't understand that. You love them. No, I don't. I don't. They suck, by the way. Tastes like salt and grossness. They're fine. No, no. I'm saying martinis. Oh, martinis. Yeah. Martinis suck.
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But then like four other people texted him. And then he's like, you know, maybe I should. He's like, I definitely shouldn't trade him, right? And then Palenka's like, no, like he's a good piece. Palenka's like, stop being weird. Yeah, stop being weird. And then like Palenka's buddy is like, you're being weird. And then he just makes the f***ing craziest trade in NBA history.
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True. Now, it could have been somebody else. Mm-hmm. I wasn't there when the Karl Malone jersey went on.
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And put it on him. It happens. That does happen. That does happen. Maybe somebody put it on him in his sleep and he sleptwalked out and he got locked out, maybe. That happens. That happened to you once. Yeah. Happened once. Once. It doesn't usually happen. It doesn't usually happen. And we're just playing the numbers game. Right.
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Again, we don't know. We don't know. We don't have all the info. We're just doing what we can with the info we have. Exactly. Just be careful. Be careful. Be careful. This is a good question. We got Gabe here. He said, good evening, gentlemen. Guessing that it's evening when you're reading this. Afternoon. Yeah. Yeah, it's afternoon. It's afternoon. You want me to lie to him? No, no.
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I think maybe we could have just like. Yeah, you're right. You know what? It's afternoon. It's afternoon. I'm being honest with you. What do you think, and it usually is evening though, so what do you think the hardest sport would be to beat the best 10-year-old in the world? And I like what he's leaning.
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He said, I'm leaning table tennis due to most of the height strength component being taken out. I think that's a great take. He said, P.S., tap into mozzarella sticks with raspberry sauce. No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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I think it's ping pong. Maybe golf.
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Oh, definitely. Let's not count esports because that's definitely the answer by far.
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That's 100% the answer. If we're not doing esports, I think it's ping pong or golf. Yeah, it can't be golf though. They can't hit it far enough. Yeah, because they got to go from the ladies. Ping pong. I like ping pong. Maybe like pool. But ping pong, I still think I could. I don't think so. Are you going to overpower me? Really? There's no power like that. There kind of is.
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But if you see me leaning over here, we're working with a new kid today. He's kind of like an intern.
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And I think if you play the best basketball player, we both win. Baseball player, we win. Footy player, we win. Track and field, we win. I'd beat the best table tennis player in the world.
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no period no you're good at table i've played you at table tennis yeah i'm saying i think i could go to the olympics in table tennis okay but no you would in my own age group i don't think so i think i'm i think you're really good i think i've beat you and you would beat me 21-3 every time if you were an olympic ping pong player I think maybe we're both really good at table tennis.
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And he's just like, they told me he was fine. Dude, they held a press conference. He said nobody in the organization, like Jason Kidd didn't know.
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I don't know, man. I think table tennis probably is a good answer. I'm trying to think of a different one. My answer is table tennis. Dude, archery. Archery, something with precision. That's why I liked golf, but they just don't have the... I like pool. Pool. I'm terrible at pool. I don't know what that is. Pool. Oh, I like darts. Darts, 100%. Darts, prodigy. Chess, if we count it. Chess, yeah.
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Chess, definitely. I would lose. But I like table tennis. I'm going to rock with table tennis. I'm going to say archery, if we're counting it.
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yeah or or uh diving diving's a good one i'm getting killed in diving diving's a good one um but what if you train for a year you versus i can't i don't know i don't we don't do water i don't do like flips and shit i don't we don't do water flips by the way aren't i think you don't even it's not even like an athletic it's a it's a mental uh so you just learn how to like flip well and it's a mental barrier i won't let myself like dude you could have a 20 inch vertical and do a backflip
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Yes, dude. It's, it's like a, it is like a momentum thing. And then you just have to send it, which it's scary. I've never like, I'm not, yeah, I'm not there. I used to do them on tramps, but I think I would do a half. I don't think I did a full front flip. Would you flip on trampolines? How fun are trampolines? Really fun. Really fun. Yeah. Really, really.
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lebron didn't know luca didn't know nobody knew he was just like i'm gonna i'm gonna just do this it's crazy it would really be like if calvin booth was just like i'm gonna just trade like yoke for ad well the thing is and the thing is he can do it because it's his it's his can he holds the position it makes no sense yeah it's nuts but i think now we bully him and we start to say like
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You should get one in your, uh, in like the living room area.
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I feel like that would be perfect for your space.
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I think it's a trampoline. Just for the feng shui. Because you have TV, right? We won't even bounce that much. TV, couch, just like a static vibe, you're saying? Yeah.
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that's why it's there like if you want to bounce of course if you want to what about like a little like shed in i don't like i don't hate that at all a shed in your living room and you just it's like you go in there it's like maybe like a chair and then like a little table you could eat meals in there you can eat lunch in there i fuck with that yeah that's a good place to like scroll
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I like it a lot. Yeah, I might do a shed in the living room. Yeah. You got any more cues? No. Is that going to do it? That's going to do it. Epi 100. Thank you guys for being here. Thank you guys for being here. Jokes aside, triple didge. It is crazy that we're at 100. It really is pretty crazy. Feels like we just started. Yeah. Love you guys. Love y'all.
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Yeah. It used to be when Jamal three years ago, I was like, I don't know who I take Kyrie versus Jamal. Jamal in the playoffs in 2022.
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Yeah, but I was better than Kyrie. And I just remember it was like, keep naming point guards. There's nobody better.
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We'll see, though. I mean, in the playoffs, maybe we come back. As it stands right now, I would take Kyrie. Yeah, yeah. He played well against the Knicks, though. I watched that game. Yeah, he did. What do we got? We got draft of things we'll think are dumb in 20 years. We got... This trade is one of them. We got this trade. Yeah, I have that too.
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um but you thought 34 yeah i did i didn't look but you didn't know i didn't that's what i'm saying you don't and the thing is you don't know what you don't know like you could laugh at that but like you had no idea what's going on over there we got i'm just getting your audio levels right okay so the last so the last guy we had it's like i have the knob exactly right but now it's like i gotta figure out how you are right um but i think we should be good uh what do we got yeah let's i mean we got to talk about
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We got some other news that we'll get to, like Izzy lost. That sucked.
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So we got some other news, and then we'll punch. We'll probably have to punch. We got a footy game. Should we just miss our footy game? We could. It just depends on the numbers. If we're going to play down, I can't.
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We could call Tom right now. We can call Matt.
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Yeah, it just depends on if we're down numbers. Should we call a quick timeout here?
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Okay, so we hit up our captain, and he said we need you. So that's unfortunate. I have somebody to retire, actually. Okay. That really is a tough—this guy's going to be crying. where not only is our old interface not getting retired, we're retiring a different interface. Sorry, interface. It's like it's Epi 100. It's Epi 100. I want to retire something. I'm retiring my money clip.
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And also you cut out audio the other part. F*** you. Yeah. F***ing crying and yapping your money clip.
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I got a wallet. What? I got a wallet. And listen, the thing with this money clip, I've been happy with what he's done. He's a little bit slim, and that's why I've lost it so much. What's his name? Chump? Chumps. Chumps. And listen, the thing is, I can never get angry at this money clip because it clipped my money. You know what I'm saying? And that's what he promised me he would do.
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And you said you weren't going to get emotional. I knew you would. I knew you would. It's like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't quit this guy. I can't quit this guy. And if you guys are audio only, oh, which by the way, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Hey, Spotify. Oh, are we on? We're going to be on this episode. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. What a good time to get it.
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Epi 100 only took us 100 to figure it out. You're not audio only anymore. We brought it. We wanted to bring it out for Epi 100. We have video now on Spotify. I don't want to take it away from Trump. Sorry. Sorry, Apple guys. I don't know how to do. We're working on that. They don't have it yet.
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Yeah. Always been a really good kid. I have chills. Yeah. I have chills too. And I don't want to speak too much about his replacement, but chums is the type of guy that would be happy for his replacement. He would. And Zach and I, we've always said we want a third brother. That's Chum.
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So Chum, enjoy this next stage of your life, man. It's going to be awesome. You deserve it. You're going to go right up on the shelf. Congrats, man. You deserve it. No, he deserves it. Congrats. And look at how happy he looks. He looks really triumphant. Congrats, John. And it's just cool that he went out on top. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he didn't do too much.
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Do you know how many wallets they just get robbed?
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They get a hole in their undercarriage. And they got to just go in the trash bin. Not this guy. He's up there. He's up there. I'm proud of him. Not this clip. Good for you. Congrats to Chums. And on Epi 100. It's special, man. It is. Should we go? Do we want to go into the draft here?
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By the way, guys, this pod is brought to you, as always, by Underdog. We've got the big game coming up, and we have a remarkable situation, genuinely.
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We just played a footy game, and we're filming the rest of the pod.
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It sounds great. Uh, it's code bread basket and it's a great, it's like the best part of all of it.
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Cause usually you're like, I hope I don't lose.
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It's too good. It's a really, really good deal. So if you're going to check out underdog, you should do it for the big game and you should do it.
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Yeah, I think we have to start it off with this Luca trade. Luca. And I'm glad we didn't record last night because we had a whole, we had 12 hours to process this. It would have been right before that trade happened. I love everything about it personally. I just like, I don't get it. Of course we don't get it. It's got to, yeah, there's shit we just don't know.
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Yeah. You get it right, you make your money. You get it wrong, you get your money back. So it's like the best part of betting. It feels like I don't get it, but that is what it is.
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And that's why it's hard. You don't have the downside of losing. Yeah, yeah. So Cobra basket, shout out underdog. Great deal. Great. Check it out. And, uh, let's get back into it. Let's get right back into it. I don't think we'll really overlap. Um, you could go one if you want. My first one. I don't know. I don't know what direction you really want. This one. Listen,
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Such as me?
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Oh, yeah. I think in 20 years, we might look back and be like... Kind of like how the Juul already- Which first off, I've been trying to become an addict, if you guys didn't know. And I'm struggling. I haven't done it for probably two or three months. So it's been really hard for me. But you're saying, do you think it's stupid in the sense of how bad it is for you?
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
Because the head rush is great. The head rush, of course. So that won't become stupid. But yes, I agree with like... And by the way, yeah, like if you like...
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dueling dumb dumb because of how bad it was for you awesome not exactly that part was sick i never came around on the head rush remember i would do it and i would like i would like i would get like weed paranoid do you remember that yeah well i didn't smoke them right and then i got a head rush once i got i just got it's crazy how i got got by that yeah you got like a just a just a you're the sheep yeah i just i just they they captured me when did you jewel like like 16 yeah like sophomore year
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
What a terrible habit that is. Dude, I was like... I would do it just all the time. And you'd be like, mom takes it away. What a bad thing that was. No, but I could definitely see that with Zantz. I could see it. They're probably bad for you. Probably. That's a good pick. With my one... I'm just going to make a prediction. I think the MLB season is just going to end up being like 80 games. Okay.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
And then we're going to be like, why did they play 162 regular season games? I can absolutely see that one. It's too many games. And then they'll be like, yeah, now we play 80. Why the fuck did we play 162? It might even be like they play 40. Why are we playing? That's a little bit.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
But why? Like some leagues play like NFL plays 16, NBA 80. So true.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
like i get it maybe it's not as physically taxing but why are you playing 162 none of the games mean anything at all exactly nobody cares it's too long dude like game 40 you're like we'll worry about it at game 153 even the players like what a grueling like imagine being on game 30 and play and playing like shit you're like you're like oh i have to do this 128 more times i'm
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
There's obviously a reason it happened. It seems like they're worried about Luca. Like they think he's going to be like out of shape. It's a really bad trade for the Dallas Mavericks, no? No. I think at the end of the day, what happened, it's not, like, it's not, we're overthinking it. Luka told them that he's not coming back. Oh, yeah, it's just a contract. It's a thousand percent what happened.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
Was that the right math there? 128 plus 30, 38, 40. It was right there. Wow. Thank you. Wow. It's not that great. Holy ish, dude. That's incredible. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my God, dude. You're smart. I'm good at math. No bullish, man. You're smart. Thanks, man. You're a genie. Thanks, man. Thanks, man. You're a true genie. Thanks, bro. But yeah, I mean, I think it will change.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
And I also think that might have something to do with like the ratings for the MLB are way lower than every other league.
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and baseball sucks yeah yeah it does hated it when i played it don't like watching it why do you not like watching it boring yeah i guess i mean dude like it and i'm not i'm listen i'm unbiased i'm unbiased all the sports and we get it and we like we can watch it and like we know what a box yeah it's like we know baseball i played all the sports and football and baseball was my least favorite once in a while like once a year i i do it all for good i dreaded playing baseball
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Oh, me too. We used to try and- And dude, by the way, I think both of us, that was definitely our best sport. It was. We both definitely could have played in college, maybe D1. I don't know about that because I quit when I was like 12. So I'm not going to go that far, but like- I won the title my sophomore year. Yeah, you were good. And I was hitting the lead off. Yeah, you were a good shortstop.
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
What was I going to say? It was boring, dude. Yeah, we- I couldn't do it. Did you used to do the thing if it was Tuesday at like three and you knew you had practice at 4.30, you would just not tell? I wouldn't tell pops. And then if he caught me,
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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 100, Luka-AD INSANE Trade, And Draft Of Things We'll Think Are Dumb In 20 Years
i'd go and if not i just would skip i think we've talked about this i think all the parents of the kids on my team and probably the players as well looking back hated me because i would you wouldn't go third and play shortstop and i had i didn't go to a single practice all year that's insane dude were you playing footy at the same time yeah so i was like i have footy i used to do that so they can't prove it what a crazy life that was the worst if i could find the pick where i was wearing all my three uniforms combined basketball baseball soccer
The Bread Basket Podcast
Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
I was really like, why don't I think?
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
That's all right, though.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
You know what I mean?
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
They don't advise.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
You know what I'm saying? It's like, let me escape this conversation.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Margarita Dan's a little warmer.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
I saw an email.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
I'll continue. I'll keep going.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Thank you.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
It'll get violent.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
It's all right. I'm all over the shop.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Not us at all. Really funny.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
What would his role be?
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Listen, man.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
No.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
What do you need from me? What do you need from me? Nothing, nothing.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, I want bruh. I want bruh.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Oh, okay. I like that.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Oh, that hurt. He's hurt. He's certainly there.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
He'll reintegrate.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
He doesn't give a fuck.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
For real?
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Good for you guys.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Right, right.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
We're done.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Oh yeah. Fucking.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
He's a good dog. As far as dogs go.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
B's are good. B's are good.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah. I haven't had X's since like.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
That's what's up. That is so what's up.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Cause you have to keep it.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
That's unbelievable. That's MVP.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yes.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Or in the air. Fully in the air.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Isn't that magic?
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Really don't want to hit somebody.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Where?
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
I would do it too.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
So you do too? Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yep.
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Damn.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Very true.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Fully nude with a swim trunk.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Flippity flop.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, right?
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah. Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah. Yeah. Like right up against somebody like a booklet. Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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Chick-fil-A Sauce Is The GOAT, The Most Streamed Drake Songs Ever, And Questions From The Sticks
That's a good ass pepper.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Epi 9-2. 9-2. Lot of sun coming at us. Lot of sun. I'm going straight to these guys. And you know what's cool? You're going to injure a ball, dude. I'm not going to injure a ball. And I appreciate you looking out for my balls. I'm looking out for your balls. I appreciate that, man. I really do. And you know what's interesting right now? I'm hot. I'm not cold right now, but look at this.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, yeah. Did you send that to Kava? I gotta send it. Well, email stinks. I wish you were on phone. It's like, what, I'm gonna email that? Yes, I will. Email them the picture. I just don't know what they're supposed to do to that picture. But a text would be, you just love it. Oh, they should put that on email. Love. Yeah, they should put the love on email.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
But I'm excited to see what they say to a picture of me and Grandma with their Kava that they sent. Yeah, and we'll say, like, loved it. But yeah, thank you guys for sending that. It was like, this isn't a deal. We didn't have to say that. Is that your rookie, though?
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
I got two rookies. Number one, clap it up, the Breadbasket Podcast. Okay. All right. All right. And I would say if you're seeing this, Epi, you're still an early stick on the pod. We love the pod sticks, man. We really do. Love the pod sticks. Whenever you meet a pod stick, you're like, this guy is a family member. A hundred percent. Not to say that the other sticks are not family members.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Well, it's just- You're like, this guy, I feel like really knows me on another level.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
definitely you know what it is it's like on tiktok and insta and stuff we throw out like a big fish net yeah pulling fish and then all the way when there's only like seven fish left that's the pod sticks right because you're like those are those those are the those are the real that's the close those aren't just the viral close friends right those are the close friends yeah so shout out to the pod sticks um bb pod rookie and then also it was rosa guarino she already made an appearance so i guess we don't need her back she's cool she said she didn't want to be here for the award she doesn't yeah okay she doesn't like publicity and shit i mean she's um
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
She did an assassination attempt the other day while you were gone. I didn't see it, but I heard about it. Tried to kill somebody? Yeah. Oh, yeah, she tried to kill Abby's boyfriend. Tried to kill Abby's boyfriend, Parker. So, Parker, if you're watching this, you know. Sorry, dude. Sorry about the. Sorry a dog tried to kill you. Our dog tried to kill you. Zach almost got killed by a dog as well.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, Abby's dog. So maybe it was like a, maybe she was like, it was. Oh, it got hit by a pitch, hit the guy. Yeah, and I respect that, honestly. I mean, like, because. That's probably what it was. I haven't seen Abby's dog since. It's been like four years since I've seen that dog. Yeah, so she probably... She's not violent like that. That's what I'm saying. I haven't seen Rosie attack anybody.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
For sure, for sure, for sure. Yeah, I'm going to give out an MVA this year. MVA, Most Valuable Athlete? No, it's going to be the most valuable appliance. Okay. And it's going to be the microwave. Okay. I just want to shine light on how much good that thing has done for me in the kitchen. Yes. It's playing in the morning. Yes. It's playing now for a midday meal with the factor meal.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
So it's definitely a retaliation.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
You should thank her just for looking out.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
She's eating something. She's eating a... I walked out here the other day and she was eating a s'more. That's fine. Yeah. Human s'more? Yeah. Human s'more. She makes s'mores sometimes. Yeah. She does the burned marshmallow thing.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah. Yeah.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
No, I think that's totally fine.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
For sure. Confession. That can't really be year long, right? I mean, no. Yeah. I'm just, I just, I love meat sticks. I've already done it. I'm back on them. You already have done that confession? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I... They're good, dude. They're good. All right. They're little protein punches. Meat sticks. But you know what's crazy? I eat meat sticks. I think about meat sticks. Okay.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
I dream about meat sticks. So that's where the insecurity comes. I dream about them. I fantasize. Okay. All right. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. They're really good though, man. Meat sticks. Meat sticks.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
now all i ask is that don't well let's not bark now well let's not bark you know we don't do barking um we don't do barking are you tracking your meat sticks because because as long as you need a stick count like how many meat sticks i've taken down yeah i do no i do i have a note i have the sticks in my note yeah because because at the end of the day danny like i think meat sticks are cool i think meat sticks are fun yeah we don't want you to overdo it on meat sticks though
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, but I'm fine. But just keeping a check. But is it here? My question is at any point since we've been home, has my meat stick, you know, fun that I'm having affected our workflow? It hasn't affected work yet. Okay. No. So as long as it's affected, but I do know, but it's, I know, but it's, it's affected personal. You think? Yeah. What?
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
You won't go anywhere without meat sticks in your pocket. Yeah, I won't. Right. So when we wanted to go to the movie and they said you can't go in for the meat sticks, you said, no, I'm not fucking going in. But that was just bullshit. I know. I can't bring meat sticks in the fucking movie? I can't bring my meat sticks in the fucking movie? No, you can't.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
No, no, I'm not going that okay rules though. That's the rule. I'm not going by the way. How was that movie? What's one? Yeah, really good. Oh really good. Yeah, you missed because of the meat sticks So I guess okay, so yeah, so on a personal level.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
I think it's definitely like impacting like You and me and the family and I think you should probably talk to your your girl about it You know like yeah, she definitely has noticed. She talked to me about it. She hates it. Yeah, and
The Bread Basket Podcast
2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
What's your rookie? Confession. I mean, this kind of is a year long because I did this at one point this year. I'm not used to turning the car off. Oh, I keep doing that shit too. So multiple times I've gone to the gym, taken mom's car, left the car on the entire lift. That's so funny. Because, dude, you get home. I'm not used to having a key. I'm not used to having a key either.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
You just get out and the car's off. That's what every single car should be like. And by the way, we're not being douchey Tesla people. It's just that's what we are used to. I'm just saying. There's been multiple times I come out. So you leave it on at the gym? Yeah. So it's like an hour of just running. And it's running solo.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
It is doing that. And a lot of times it'll come into play like a late night meal. It's doing that, isn't it? And if I didn't have this appliance, Danny, I don't know where the fuck I'd be. Yeah, just like in life, right? No, yeah, and I just... Breadbasket would not have been created without microwaves. Yeah, I mean, but yeah, breadbasket, I don't even know.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
I just come out and I get in and I leave because I don't want to turn it on. Why isn't every car just keyless? If you can make it keyless, why wouldn't you? I think if it's gas, you probably can't. Oh, you just can't because you have to turn it. But the electric ones... Electric ones I think probably are keyless or they already are like turning off.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
I guess I was just saying to push the button That's not electric. I guess I don't really understand push the button to be honest because that feels electric, but it's not but it's gas So whatever but yeah mom if you're watching this or listening, I'm sorry.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah, I don't know but our battery is so confusing with how that stuff works Yeah, the more you drive it the more charge it gets I don't know.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Yeah.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
And what happened to that car? I sold it. To who? A breadstick? CarMax. Oh, yeah, for a lot.
The Bread Basket Podcast
2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
They bought it for a lot, right?
The Bread Basket Podcast
2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
It seems like that was just an employee that plugged in the numbers and didn't care. Didn't care. Definitely didn't care. Not that employee's money. The car, the reason I didn't want to get rid of it is it was probably worth 500 bucks. Yeah, and what'd you get? And that gave me like 3,000 or something. Nice get, man. And I was like, okay. You were almost trying to get it down.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
I was just like, get this out of my garage. Yeah, three for that is crazy.
The Bread Basket Podcast
2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
That's it. Congrats to the MV winners this year. Congrats to the rookies. Congrats to Kava, BB Pod, Rosie. I got a stat of the day here.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
So we're going in 2025. So it's a 2024 stat here. I think we've either talked about, or you've probably seen by now, like the Spotify top 10 artists. You've probably like seen that already. So this is similar, but it's Billboard. So who are the Billboard top 10 artists of the year? And I think it's mathematical stuff of like chart time, number one.
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So it's just who made the most damage on the Billboard charts this year. Good luck. Go ahead. Let's start with Drizzy Drake, Rodgers. In the four. Okay. And this, by the way, there's some guys, I mean, all these guys are freaking huge, but it's, I don't know. I think they got it right.
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yeah i think there's two that you won't guess i'll give you three lives kung fu ken kung fu ken on his big year is in the tent so let's just drake still on the four kung fu ken's biggest year um how do you feel about drake's the r b album coming out with party i just i just want a normal thank you okay and if you want to do that just do uh disc a disc b please and do it on b Here's the thing.
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He's going to prove us wrong, and it's going to be like, oh, wow. We're probably going to listen and be like, that's actually my favorite Drake album I've ever listened to. Maybe. But in the lead up, it's like I'm not as excited as just getting for all the dogs. And that feels like the consensus. That's what I've seen. And it feels, you know what it feels like and why I'm really okay with it?
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What? It seems like he loves making R&B. He does. He does. It's like a passion project. He loves singing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then I'm like, okay, maybe it's going to be great because he's really having fun in the studio. I don't know why I think it's funny because now that he's got the 100 gig stuff or whatever, the clips of him singing his ass off are really funny.
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I definitely wouldn't live in California if I didn't have a microwave. I wouldn't either. Do you think we'd live in the States? No, probably not. I think about this. I think about that all the time. You don't think we would? I don't even think we'd be brothers. I don't think so either, dude. Yeah. Which is crazy. You know what? That's the interesting thing.
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He's like acoustic singing like this. He sounds like really good. Yeah.
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He's a singer.
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Okay. We had Drizzy Drake Rogers in the four. We had Kendrick Lamar in the ten. We have Taylor Swift in the one. Correct. We have Billie Eilish in the two. Billie Eilish in the six. We have Morgan Wallen. In the deuce. Wow. And I think that might tell you a little bit. Zatch Bryan. Zatch Bryan is in the tea. Wow. Yeah. Wow. He's in the tea today. Yep. Damn. He might catch Wallen.
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He's f***ing huge. He's huge, dude. His fan base is... And you know what's crazy, though? He's like Bob Dylan.
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I'm in deep on bad days. It's good.
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Okay, Zach Bryan. So you got one, two, three, four, five, down to four. You got another rapper on there? You got another rapper for me? You got another rapper in stock? Weekend. I have a debatable rapper. The Weeknd. No. Post Malone. That's weird, by the way. That makes Spotify fishy. Not in the Billboard Top 10, but like number two on Spotify. Confusing. Post Malone's on the nine.
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That was the debatable? Yeah. Okay. So what do I got? We got an R&B. Yeah, you got two lives. We got an R&B. We got a pop. I have to stop doing this. An R&Bzy. There's like three or four left, but one of them's an R&B, one of them's a pop. I'm not going to tell you the other two. R&Bzy. She's got a pop too, though. SZA.
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She really gave it away.
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Okay, so these last two are the hard ones. Kind of. I mean, you're going to get it again. Bad Bunny? We don't really have a bet figured out, though. Bad Bunny's not in there. You got one life left to get two. You got the five and the eight. I don't think you'll get the eight. I think you definitely won't get the eight. Five? Dude, what?
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I feel like I should definitely, like I'm forgetting just like a huge guy. Kind of. In a sense. In a sense. Not Benson Boone. Don't do that. Are you guessing Benson Boone? It's not Benson Boone. It's not going to be Benson Boone, is it? No, it's not.
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I can start giving you hints if you forfeit your win. Hit me up. Just hit me up. So you're going to forfeit today's win? No, but hit me up. You're going to forfeit today's win? Can I hint? Can you just give me one hint, please? Sure. Okay, thank you. Guy or girl? Give me that. The Five Slots of Girl. Okay. It's a girl. That helps a lot. Sabrina Carpenter. Correct. But you just forfeited your win.
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And that's why I think like, I don't know if I've even given an MVA to the microwave ever. We need to give a full year long MVA because if not for the microwave, we would have never met. We wouldn't have. We wouldn't have. And that we're not like, I definitely don't think we would have met. It's important, man. It's just, it's an important appliance.
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No. Yes, you did. Guy or girl on the last one? Not telling you. Okay. Fuck. You just use me for my hints. No, I don't. You use me. Like a rag doll.
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No.
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Luke Combs.
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He wouldn't have. But those three. He's huge like that? Yeah. Wallen, Zach Bryan, and Luke Combs are massive, I think. I didn't know. Good for Luke Combs. But it's interesting because how many monthlies does Bryan have? 20 mil, 30 mil?
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I don't think he's going to have. I don't think he's going to go. And Luke Combs, same thing. But you've got to think. Wallen, it's crazy because I think he just does have 50 or 60 mil. You got to think, though, like those guys are – it's like basically only the U.S. Not only the U.S., but like – It kind of is. Zach Bryan has 27-7, but it is U.S. Yeah, because he does stadiums in the U.S., so –
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Imagine when country kind of goes global. It kind of is. Is it? It's definitely becoming the cool thing. It's becoming pop almost. Yeah. But there's that. Anyway. Should we get into some- Squid Game Review. Yeah, I was going to say news. Spoilers, kind of. Spoilers kind of coming right here. You know what? We'll spoil up. We'll spoil up because like... But spoiler alert.
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So if you want to skip, skip the little section that'll say Squid Game here. Hey, Squid Game inventor, you forgot to put episode eight or something. And nine. The first season was nine. It was perfect. You need eight and nine, man. You need eight and nine. Are you going to drop eight and nine in January? Drop it next week. Drop it on Gem 1. It's fucking ridiculous. Or I'm going to sue.
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That's not a cliffhanger. We'll sue. Well, we will sue. We will take legal action. We will sue you. I invested in seven episodes and I was like, now how are they going to wrap this up? Which by the way, nice seven. Really good seven. Good seven. But it's like we need... Dude, I feel like they didn't even leave. They just kept filming. I think so too.
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I think it'll start with him sitting there on his knees. I'm saying it exists already. I think so, too. I think they filmed them back-to-back, and they have both of them. Oh, I'm pissed, dude. I'm pissed about it. Because, first of all, let's get answers on, like, does he figure out that he's the masked man? I know, dude. Why was he in there for so long? Why were you competing?
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Look at this. Look at this. You can see... That doesn't really represent the temp very well. It doesn't. It's not cold right now, but... I wonder if there's something other than cold that causes that because clearly I think there is. I'm going to be honest. My right side, my ear is getting really cold over here. So it's not a ball issue for me.
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Bro, you competed in Find-A-Door. Why are you competing in Find-A-Door? Yeah, you competed in Find-A-Door. Also... Why are you playing Wacky Six? By the way... Why are you playing Wacky Six? Why would you play Wacky Six? And by the way... By the way... You should have died. Dude, there was three guys in your room. Yeah, what the hell was that?
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One of them was dead, but there was three guys in your room. You killed a guy, but you had three men. You guys had three guys, and you could maybe even send him out. So that's where do the Jabberwockies know that it's him? Yes, they do. Because remember when they were in the shootout? Yeah, he looked at him weird.
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And now I love that you gave it the envy on the year. Yeah. He didn't pick up his, his little, and by the way, I think a lot of items watching are like, look, I would have taken off from the week that I got envy for the year long. It doesn't, that's not how it works.
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No, he looked at him, and it was like a sound effect of this guy's scared of this guy. So he was just killing Jabberwockies. Yeah, but he's not above that. That's part of the sport. And you said that he was a previous winner? He was a previous winner, and it was either given in that or I just got it from the interview. But I watched his interview, and it was five fun facts about the front man.
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He won back in 2014, Squid Game. So, by the way, also, why is this our final season? We should do a prequel to his Squid Game. Well, I don't think they'll stick to that at all. What do you mean? He won. I know, but I'm saying they're going to keep busting these things out. Oh, you don't think they'll stick to the third? No. Then why do they say final season?
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Because then we have to watch the final season. That's true. And by the way, I'm not mad about it. I'm going to watch every single season if they come out. I would want to see a prequel, though, of him becoming the front man. Normally, I'm not a prequel guy. I know, but wouldn't that be cool to see him win? It would. But when we saw Hunger Games, good movie prequel.
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But it's like the OG was better. OG was better. For sure. It is cool to see how they got there, though. But it's one of those things when you're starving for more, you're like, we'll do a prequel. Oh, I'll absolutely do a prequel. But you know what I didn't do is Better Call Saul. I didn't do it. I tried it, haven't done it. I'm going to work my way into that 2025. I'm kind of out on that.
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Yeah, so what? We're not going to wrap that up? And also like... I do want to see next day. Hey, guy's dead overboard. Are they going to come at Boatman? Are they going to be like he must have fallen? I'll be honest with you. Boatman has done a really good job of keeping his cover. Yes, he has. Because I didn't suspect him at all. How did he even suspect him? Because he was messing with drone?
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But I think, but I think all the items watching this are going to be like, okay, well that's what I need to do to get an envy for a full year long envy. For sure. Right. It's like, like the microwave does it day in day out and doesn't ask for any credit for sure. So, I mean, I don't, I think that was a no brainer. That's a huge deal for the microwave, but he deserves it.
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Well, yeah, he was. But then he was like, this guy's no shit. Now I got to kill him. Yeah, because he was like, wait, what are you? You're gone. You're gone. Get out of my boat. That's what he said. I love you. Get out of my boat. Shut up and get out of my boat. You get the hell off my boat. I like the rapper character. He's a good character. R.I.P. He was such an obvious going to die.
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He was obviously going to die. The friend to me was obviously going to die. I'm always curious because we were English dub.
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Like was he was he like like some of them like sometimes he would like some of ours were ass But he would rhyme but I'm like what like I want to hear what it was like actually cuz that wasn't your bars No, yeah, cuz the bars were like corny or you would say corny shit But I'm like I bet I bet in in the right language. Yeah, I agree, dude So I found a I watched one epi last night.
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I found just it's just like another squid game kind of okay good Yeah, Alice in Borderland
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So they're walking around in a town with millions of people and then they go in the bathroom, come out, everybody's gone. And then you go to the game and then you compete in the game. And then somebody's dying already. It's good stuff. It's good stuff. But because you said English dubs, the English dubs in that one were ass. Oh, they're not? I had to go. It's another Korean show.
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So they just really tried to steal Squiggy. No, but I think they were doing it before or around the same time. But yeah, it's good. But I had to go Korean with subtitles. I think they got the best dubs for Squid Game. I didn't even notice. We didn't notice. I didn't notice. This one, I was like, I can't watch it. Wow. So good job, Squid Game, with that. Any other thoughts?
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I feel like we might have some other thoughts. I'm just pissed overall. I don't get that. But it's obviously intentional, and they're probably doing a good job. They're just probably... It's like... You know what I would say to them, though? Is like, if you just ended this season, like, we would have to come back for season three, because we're like, that's such a good season. Yeah.
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Like, I think that they're kind of like, oh, we're just going to, they have to come back to get the results for season three. Hey, we would have been there, man. Oh, my God. I would have supported. Oh, my God. They could have asked us. Yeah, they could have just asked. Hey, will you come back? We would have been there. And you know what I would say? If you're just going to do seven episodes...
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Get the first one out of here. We don't need the first one. First one, I would argue, is the best episode of the series. I'm just saying, though, you guys are just running around. If it's between getting answers and just- Let's just go to the Olympics. Get them in. Yeah. We knew we was going. Let's get right to them the first time if I have to choose one. Yeah, for sure. You know what I'm saying?
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By the way, good catch on his tooth. Way to catch that, guys. Yeah. You know what doesn't make sense to me is you're going to catch his tooth, but you're not going to get Thanos' drugs.
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yeah what's up with that i don't think i care about drugs i guess maybe they don't care yeah you could do drugs if you want what was he doing or like you're not going to get the mom's knife in her in her hair yeah what about the night again it's like they encourage they want you to kill yeah it's fucked so good show though i mean yeah it is frustrating yeah we'll see i mean what other news uh news happy birthday lebron
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And Dalton, let's do like a special, a special board today with these year long MVs. So Zach, I have, I mean, my MV is pretty obvious. I also think we should give out a most valuable page every year. I think Vodafone might come into play. We could do the most valuable page first. I didn't even talk to you about it, but I think you'll, you'll kind of agree. So, you know, MBB TikTok. has a case.
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Yeah, what'd you do for LeBron's birthday? Just, like, made some burgers. Yeah. Yeah, you? Threw some on the grill.
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I mean, we had some— You go out?
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It was a big birthday for us. Big 4-0, yeah. Yeah, do you see him saying he could play for another five to seven years at a high level if he wanted, but he won't? He could. He could. He could. He'd be 46. That's a good piece. Yeah. I mean, he could. He could, and maybe he will. Probably won't. No, he definitely won't. You know what? I'm not even going to say definitely won't. He definitely won't.
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Because Brady played until he was like 45, I think. He's just going to be next year like, hey, I'm still the 11th best player in the NBA. He is still very good. Where would you put him right now in the NBA? 11th, I think. Yeah. I mean, I would put him up there. The Lakers are also, I mean, they're like tied for like fifth. Like they're good. Like we have the same record as the Lakers.
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That's so true. Like Kobe, when he was retiring, it's like his team was bad and he was, he was kind of done. They also just got Dorian Finney-Smith. Why? Who's the other guy? Smush Betty? I have no idea. Move. He's got like a smooth.
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His name is like smooth rocket.
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Yeah. It's just like a globetrotter or like slide. I can't remember.
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No, no, there's a guy that they got. You talk about him. I have to get his name. The thing with Doreen Finney-Smith, it's like, I'm getting really upset, and it sounds like we're going to maybe get Lonnie Walker. I think he's overseas. But it's like, you can't just keep letting these guys...
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who are good pieces to a winning team just like trade like get like like find their team you know what i'm saying like if you're the nuggets like we need by the way we still have the best starting five in the nba in my opinion if we just get like a lonnie walker and maybe we trade like i don't know maybe like i don't really want to let strother go because i think he's going to be good but if we trade like maybe a strother and a p watt we can get we can get a deandre hunter shake milton
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Oh, yeah, I know him. Is he good? I don't know. But, yeah, we've got to get a guy. If we have DeAndre Hunter and Lonnie Walker and Russell Westbrook, those eight are going to win a championship. We just need two more guys. Yeah, because we need eight. And CB's better than he's ever been. We could really use Valanchunas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We could really use... Shoot the free ball? Yeah.
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No, we just need like a Robert Williams, just a good center, just somebody to just fill those minutes in. Man, what I'd do for an Al Horford. I mean, he would really help. I don't know. We need to make some moves, and I think we're going to do it. We're winning games, you know?
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Don't trade Mike. I agree.
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I got the Vex Bolts thing.
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So mass unfollowing of expo. It's December 31st. Everyone was following him just to unfollow him. He still has eight mil. I mean, I think either way, it's a great thing for him. It is. If you think about it. His videos are going insane. Yeah. And also like TikTok followers like don't really matter. No, they don't. They don't. They really don't.
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Might have gotten the most views for us. Our YouTube page launched our podcast. He's got a case. EMB is young and hungry. He's had a good couple months. And also he's a rookie page. This was his first year in existence. He's a rookie freaking page. Who else do we have? Snapchat.
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100%.
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He's at 8.5, so I think he's not going to lose followers.
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Well, he will. I just thought it was going to be today.
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TikTok, this is why TikTok can't go away. What a funny... I know. Everybody's just doing... Who started it? Dude, it's whoever started it. Somebody started it.
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Have you seen like the ignore celebrities thing? Huh? The ignore celebrities thing. And it'll be like. I've seen that with Joe Jussi. Yeah, but then it also, it has 10 million views, guys. And it'll have like 20K likes, but 10 million views.
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Yeah. You got anything else? I got the Jack Harlow song is good. I like that song.
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Yeah.
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Very Drake inspired. I like it, dude. I love those type of songs. Me too. That might be my favorite type of... Harlow? Or just of music? Drake. No, but the thing is... You have to be a big fan of them. Yeah. I love when Rust... I love Chomp.
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Russ just spits like I'm a big fan of that I agree love when Drake does it Cole Cole see Kendrick I don't like when he does it cause he does it every time kind of but I just I don't know I'm just not really a fan so it's like a little different you're not like invested in like his life yeah I'm just like I don't I don't know I don't really yeah it's interesting the strategy to not
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release it to I don't get that I don't get why artists do that at all it might just be I was saying like maybe it didn't make the album maybe like his label's like you can't release till Feb but you know what it also could be I don't know it seems like that was like a simple beat but it could be like you didn't get the sample could be could be that like I feel like like S.O.D.
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never was posted or never was like never made Spotify definitely because of that definitely but it's still out so it's like super soaked so good I listen to it all the time I go to his Instagram Really good song. I went to Harlow's YouTube today to listen to that. All right, should we go cues here? Yeah. All right, so Van Vliet here, Zach. We read off Brad Van Vliet's message last pod. Yeah.
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And it just went over our head. So basically what he did, and you know, the message is on the screen. He's been kidnapped. He's compromised. So if you guys look at that last letter of every word, we'll read it out. He said, Toad kidnapped and silenced me. And then something like in a basement or something. He's basically kidnapped and silenced in a basement by Toad. So Brett VanVleet needs help.
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I don't know his whereabouts. I don't know shit about this.
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Probably our best question page. Our Spotify page. But this MV is going to the main TikTok breadbasket page. Our most valuable page for this year is Breadbasket Official.
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And this sucks because the Toad stuff, it seems very personal. It's a fun back and forth. But then when this shit happens, it's like... Well, it's like, what kind of game are you playing, Toad? And to one of our own fans?
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You're putting a hit on an innocent breadstick.
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He said, I'm going to go take Brad VanVleet and I'm going to put him in my basement and I'm going to silence him. And he's going to use him as an example. Use him as an example. Sick and wrong. And by the way, by the way, haven't gotten a question from Brad today.
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Because he's in a basement silenced, man.
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Definitely.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Well, yeah. And if you hear anything, if you know anything, just DM us on probably Instagram. Is that the best place for now? Yeah. Just DM us. Dark Toaster wrote in. So he retired. He definitely just retired as a, as a PR thing. Like a hundred percent. I'm a hundred percent. You know what's crazy? Yeah. Three pods in a row. Dark toaster, dark toaster, dark toaster. Right, right, right.
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This, like, sparked his career. Exactly. Exactly. This is cool. I can't say he's wrong for what he did, man. I can't. People are listening, and we're reading his questions. And that's all that matters at the end of the day. Yeah, he said Zach and Danny. He did spell your name with a K. I think it was on accident. Let it slide? I'll let that one slide, but just don't let it happen again.
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Don't do it next time. DT.
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Yeah. You don't want to get on his bad side.
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You'd rather ZIC, right? I would rather ZIC. Yeah, don't get on Zach's bad side with that. He said, Zach and Danny, I want to protest the recent you made and decided. Okay, left the word out there. That's okay. Tough start. So we're going to have to figure it out. And we're going to have to. It's probably like recent decision. Everyone agrees, and I don't think everyone agrees.
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Bro, you've been active for two weeks. Everyone agrees that I was robbed of the 2024 MVPL, Most Valuable Pod Listener.
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No, we did. Not on here, but it was announced. Right, right. It was on Billboard. Yes, it was announced. We didn't say it today. Yeah. He said it was rigged and the higher-ups voted for some guy named Blue Jay. Blue Jay, congrats. He did win. He did win this year. People think it's a charity case. It's not. No, it isn't. He's an entertaining bird, dude.
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MB probably wins next year. Or BB wins again. Yeah, Jonathan. Exactly. He has 1.7 million. Right. I mean, that's the page. I think that's the page that will win the MV every single year. So he's winning most valuable page. He'll probably do it again next year. For me, though, for my MV, personally, I have MVD. It's guessable.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. It is surprising Van Vliet didn't win, but Blue Jay was good. Well, yeah, and he could really use it right now. Yeah, he could. He could. I mean, he said, I want to rebuke this decision and take back the medal that is rightfully mine. Love the pot as always. Sincerely, Dark Toaster. I mean, you're not even... Maybe next year you win MV. It's just like you can't... Take it easy, though.
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You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but you can't win. I know, but it's Dark Toaster. You know what I'm saying? Like, you don't have to, like...
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be that blunt with dark toaster i think because it's it's tough to be you know a pod listener that wants the the mvpl and you gotta answer two of his questions i know but i know i know i know but i'm just saying like maybe be a little bit strip blue jay the mv i know i'm just saying maybe be a little bit you're saying we got to be careful because he can go off the rails well he could he could fucking he'll fuck around and retire again he will fuck around and retire next week and dark toaster we want you here exactly we want you here we want you we want you asking questions yeah um i think he's a you know top five top ten guy coming into next year
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exactly yeah i mean he's that that let's look at the bright side like you're you're definitely you're definitely top 10 going into next year for sure three of your favorites for early way too early mvp ladder um brett van vliet bvv um i mean it's brett stick hayden brett stick hayden yeah i mean there's there's king breadword king breadword yeah i think uh victor breadman yama breadman yama's good or yeah yeah um yeah there's a lot there's a lot yeah
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We got Stinky Bizzle writing in.
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He said, my name is Stinky Bizzle. Hey, Stinky Bizzle. Know my name now. Okay, we know it. I know. He said, here are my creds. 5.2 FBDs, farts per day. Salted Peanuts enthusiast. He sounds stinky from that. And I enjoy walking. But he's proud of it. Yeah, and I enjoy walking too. Walking's dope. He said, Blue Jay has asked for me as his lawyer. So he's his lawyer.
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Stinky Bizzle is Blue Jay's lawyer? I didn't know that. I knew of Stinky Bizzle and I know of Blue Jay.
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Yeah, I didn't either. Stinky Bizzle has represented some A-listers.
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Was he?
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He probably just didn't want to get involved. I don't know. Maybe he's busy with the Blue Jay case. He said, Blue Jay has asked for me as his lawyer to urge you to come to the Black Tie Affair. And then in parentheses it says, you don't have a choice. Okay, so we're getting weird. Okay. He's a little on hinge right now. Blue Jay every week, man. It is every week that you hear this.
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He's a little on hinge right now, and it would be in your best interest to go. Best, Stinky Bizzle. Okay, Blue Jay. Also, we know this bird very well, and you're sending Stinky Bizzle to say that? Why am I hearing this from Stinky Bizzle? We've been waiting for the next Dennis Robin, Blue Jay. Yeah, we have it. It's here. He's sending his lawyer. Where are you, Blue Jay? What are you doing?
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What are you doing? You just won Most Valuable Pod. Get a grip, man. Get a freaking grip. And we're not going. We're not going. We're not scared.
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You can't fart and walk. And I also don't think it's helpful. If you're going to fart, you've got to stay in a room. You've got to stay in your own corner. What, you can't enjoy walking? Don't fart. Because he said he enjoyed walking. I know, but I'm just saying. To his defense, playing devil's advocate. I'm just saying, Stinky Bizzle, don't fart and walk by me. Yeah, yeah, I agree.
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Because then I'm getting hit with fart from Stinky Bizzle. For sure, just fart in your own room. Fart in the bathroom. Yes, fart in the bathroom. Okay, and then don't walk. Is that why bathrooms smell bad? Because people fart in there? I mean, if I'm going to fart somewhere, that's a good place to do it. You fart in the bathroom. You know what I'm saying?
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No.
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It's definitely an appropriate place to let one go. For sure.
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No.
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Yeah.
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Rosie, come here. Rosie, come here. Rosie, jump up. Let her take this one. Let her take this one. Okay. Here. You can hold your mic. I'll give her this one.
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Yeah. So she said, hello, dazzling doggy. If you woke up and your fingers are carrots, is your first response to take a picture or call somebody? God bless, gentlemen. Call somebody. Okay. Yeah. Rosie said call somebody. That's a good answer. For me, I... Let her go. Let her go.
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No, I feel like you're stuck on a theme there.
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So Rosie said call somebody.
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Don't chew it.
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Don't chew the loud toy. Hey, Rosie? Yeah, you can kick. You're good just hanging out with it. It's just a loud toy, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, a tennis ball is fine. She's good. It's just when you do the hippo, it's a little bit annoying.
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and not even anoint to us just while we're filming like it's you can hear in the set in the shot actually finally yeah we'll play ping pong later yeah so I would I didn't so the question was would you take a picture or call somebody five carats for fingers your fingers are carats
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One-syllable DA. One-syllable. No, I didn't do a Danathon. I did that two years ago. You're mixing it up.
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picture and send to Perry so Perry's our aunt who's a doctor that's that is what I would do picture send to Perry then I would call you or like cam yeah I would um I would eat one of them and then would you you need those though you need they're clearly not you're they're clearly not what they used to be yeah but they're all you got like you know but like what if we're filming like a guest but you have to like at least be like is this really even a carrot yes it has to be your first instinct is like I'm gonna just take a bite
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That's great. I get it. I'm just saying, like, if you just look down. But I think that's an hour down the line. I think that's like when you start questioning, is this food? I think it's not even something I would think about. So you would bite, and then it would hurt.
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And then you'd start bleeding.
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Hey, Rosie.
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Zach would take a bite. I would call our aunt. We got Jack here who said, hi there, Zach Attack and Dan the Man. Now that 2024 is coming to a close, can we get an update on the cow count? So I exploded for like 25 cows this year. That's the story of my year, right? When you look at the highlight reel, I had an explosion when we were at the float trip in Missouri.
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Yep.
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wedding wedding day yeah makes sense yep which by the way it is the most special day of most people's life but i thought that day was amazing it was well executed and it was just the best day dude it was it was a perfect day i don't maybe that's how everyone feels at their wedding i thought our wedding was incredible shout out to sarah well i feel that way uh mrs underwood so about the day because i think your day yeah right and just because i think i think everybody feels that way about their own day probably
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By the way, that's how cow counters go. Yeah. And that's why the lines, it's always like, Oh, he's going to hit zero. You can have one day, 25, whoever took the 25 money, you made a lot of money.
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No, because it takes one explosion. It's a spike in the graph. It's not going to be like this. It's not going to be steady growth. And they'll say, well, some people, like there's professionals that it does this. That dedicated their freaking lives to this. Yeah, but you're not Steph Curry. You're not going to do that. No, you're not. You don't do this for a living.
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He doesn't have a day every day.
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Have you been cow hunting since you were four? Did your parents put you through a lot? Exactly.
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Zero. Okay. But you're not being too hard on yourself.
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100%. Then he also, he has his 2024 stats, Jack. Okay. 90 epis watched on YouTube. Wow. So he's got like a perfect record almost. This is 92, so I guess he missed maybe one.
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Missed one. Three to 10 episodes listened to on Spotify. I like the honesty. Well, that's crazy though, because that's- That's double up. Yeah. Six questions answered. Nice. Zero salamanders spotted. Me too. Three, one for zero. I mean, that's a tough one. Yeah, it is tough. Thank you both, and I'm a big fan of turtles. Thanks, Jack. Thanks, Jack. Thanks, Jack.
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Saul asks, is Subway slowly sneaking into the top tier of fast food? I mean, we kind of have an opinion where it's been there. Exactly.
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Right, right. Because what is fast food? Is it the drive-thru thing? If you want to do the drive-thru thing, unfortunately, Subway's not there. Do you consider it fast food? I never have, personally. Where do you place those guys? It's certainly some quick food, though. They're very quick. It's certainly a quick food, man. They're very, very quick on those sandwiches, man.
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But I think that's the conversation. If we're putting them in the fast food race, they're top three. No. Yeah. No, no, no. Oh, yes, they are so. They are so. They are so. McDonald's? Why, though? Chick-fil-A? Chick-fil-A, for sure. Is Chipotle in this? No. But that's what I'm saying. If we're going to put Subway in there, it's the best sandwich in the fast food race. Maybe.
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Yeah, you got him over Jimmy Johns. I'm so conflicted on that. I'm so confused. You know, it's a different experience. It's like I'm going to Jersey Mike's if I want like a sandwich. Right, right. But if I'm like I want Subway, I'm going to Subway. And don't say Subway's bad because it's a different thing than Jersey Mike's. They're different players.
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It's almost like a— But like is Krispy Kreme fast food? No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What were you going to say about Subway? It's almost like what? It's like not—it's like—I don't know. I can't put a finger on it. It's like sweet almost. Sweet is kind of the word. I bet their meat is sugary. Yeah, I don't know what it is, but it's a treat. But it's good, dude. It's not bad.
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All right, Van Vliet, it looks like he is kidnapped by Tobe, but he's just still on his phone because he wrote in. Interesting. And it seems like maybe Toad is just like putting him up in a nice spot because he doesn't seem concerned. He said, sat behind a little girl on the plane who was watching Despicable Me. I was glued to the screen. Didn't, so.
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Maybe he flew, I don't know. Dude, Toad shit, it's just always so sketchy and confusing.
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For sure. It's not going to be good. We know some of the stuff.
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100%.
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And then we also get, if you know all this stuff, why don't you come forward? You have to be careful. You have to be patient.
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Right, and you were there for... But I think everybody else felt like it was a good day. Your spiel was nice. Yeah. Your spiel was very nice. So I think that's when you have a special wedding, really. That was such a good day, wasn't it?
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Yeah. And there's NDAs. Yeah. So there's a bunch. It's a lot more than just putting it on Twitter, guys. He said, sat behind a little girl on the plane who was watching Despicable Me. I was glued to the screen. Didn't need volume or a big screen to see that movie clears inside out. Nuh-uh. Oh, no. Nope, nope, nope, nope. Not even close. Aggressively yours, BVs.
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He keeps saying at the end of his messages, time again, low 50. That's probably like his, maybe he's trying to push that. Time again, low 50. Is that like a song? I don't know. That's fine.
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You know what I'm saying? BVV's going to BVV. I think Despicable Me is also very much so kids movie.
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You'd be saying kids movie. That's what I said. Yeah. Well, you saw Despicable Me 4. I was like, I don't, I'm out. I was out. I was out. I was out. I was not a fan. I was like, this is, I'm watching a kids movie and I'm a little bit embarrassed right now. Inside Out, you do not get that, dude. No. Inside Out, I was glued to the screen. I was like, I need to know.
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And the sequel outdid the first one. That's so rare. It's very rare. I just disagree with that take. I disagree as well. We got Ben here with a blind rank. I'll just read this one out to you, Zach. This is a fun one. He said, sup gents, got a blind rank for one of you. We got adverb to kick it off.
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So I'm going to put them in the five. You think nobody knows what an adverb is? I don't think anybody does, actually. Nobody does. Now we have plural nouns. We got dogs. We got balls. We got hippos.
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You like nouns? I do. You're going to like this a little bit more. Yeah. Yeah. It's the better version of a noun. You like grass? Here's a lot of grass. Yeah. Here's grasses. I don't know. I don't think that's... Here's grass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With apostrophe. I don't know if you can plural noun grass. Grasses. Okay. Yeah. Grass eye? Probably grass eye. It's definitely grass eye. Yeah. Adjective?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? And you wouldn't have told me, but you would have thought that internally. I maybe would have told you at this now. You probably would have. Yeah. Would have been like what? Like it was a wedding, but it was just... Yeah, I'd be like, oh, it was... That was also your first wedding. Yeah. But I think we set the bar high. I've been to a lot of weddings.
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Three. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Because it can play both sides of the coin. It could uplift or it could be mean. For sure.
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Definitely.
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Right. Stinky. Yeah. What up, Rosie? Rosie's back. Next, we got Verb. I like Verb.
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And then you got Danny DeVito in year four. It's going to be in the four. He's a great Danny, but you didn't see him coming. I didn't see it coming. I should have, though. Yeah. I really should have. He was definitely leading towards. Exactly. Yeah. We got Matty here. He said, hi, Zachary, the seventh junior, and Danathon, the fourth junior senior. I don't know. It's just we're doing a lot there.
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We're doing a lot. So you're Zachary the 7th junior. You are the 7th junior. Danathon the 4th junior because I'm a little older than you. Senior. There's a lot of Danathons, so maybe that... I don't know. He said, how many chickens do you pair of gentlemen... I like being called a pair of gentlemen. How many chickens do you pair of gentlemen think it would take to kill an elephante?
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That's a really good question. So you need a lot of freaking chickens, man. Yeah, you do. They also... Do they fly? I don't know. I don't know, man. I feel like they can. I know what they do on the plate. I don't know a lot about them personally. And let's say they have intent to kill. And so does the elephant. Like they're in an octagon or something.
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So my problem, my main issue with the chicken, I think physically they're fine. You know what I'm saying? I think they have the flying ability. I don't think they think the game. Right. So they're not going to strategize well. That's going to be the issue here. It's like 500 chickens. It's at least 500 chickens. Maybe it may be a thousand chickens. Also elephants are durable. They're very big.
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It's like, but the thing is, is, is it might never happen. No, but Danny, if we get, if we get a chicken, like, like every single, every single foot of the, of the elephant is, is dealt with, with chickens. Yeah. They can pack away. We need enough chickens to just, and it's kind of gross just to eat the elephant. That's what I'm saying.
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They peck away because it's too much to deal with if you're the elephant. You're getting the chickens off right here, but there's chickens in your back. Totally. It's like getting attacked by ants for a human. Exactly. It's just a matter of, will these chickens be able to strategize? What's your number? I'm saying 1,000. Okay. I'm going to do 2,000 chickens. Yeah.
The Bread Basket Podcast
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I think it's credit to Sarah with all the planning.
The Bread Basket Podcast
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He also said John Jones will get destroyed by Tom Aspinall. I think that fight's going to happen this year. John Jones wins. What do you got?
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Love you all.
The Bread Basket Podcast
2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Father G was killer.
The Bread Basket Podcast
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There was people crying. Rudiger performed. G performed. We could pop up the picture of Grandma. She threw on a BB lid and it was the life of the party. Life of the party. Late in the game. What is that called after? The reception? Receptionist. Yeah, nice man. Nice vocab. I know my- Because I gave you the test before the wedding. Yeah, I was doing flashcards.
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It's a right ear coldness because I don't think the ear is getting any sun. We're outdoors, as you can tell if you're an audio listener. We're outdoors. Are Danny talking about my balls? Yeah, I'm talking about your balls. I'm just looking out though. So if you're an audio listener, obviously you would know that we're outdoors from that point. From that statement, what do we got today?
The Bread Basket Podcast
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By the way, you know how we play match room? I think you play that in school quizzes. Yeah, you do. That's insane. You play match room. You play match room and it's good because then you can narrow it down because you're like, I know when this one was. What a fun way to take a test. Really fun. Especially when you know it. Yeah, very fun. Yeah. Dude, they should do that.
The Bread Basket Podcast
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That would be a fun way to innovate the schooling system. Yeah, but anytime you're doing school, it becomes not fun. But what if it doesn't belong? No, it wouldn't be fun. Because you'd be like, I don't care about... But what about Obama? Nope, wouldn't be fun. No, listen. Obama, Kennedy, Trump, Biden, and Logan Paul. Who doesn't belong? I know, but this would be like... Why doesn't he belong?
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But it would be like a... You would hate it. That probably has been on the test. But if you're learning presidents, yeah, it probably has been. Oh, that's just multiple choice. It is. That's just multiple choice. And then you're just like, this sucks. I don't care. Yeah, I don't give a shit. Get me out of here. I don't give a shit. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'll snake an LV.
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I mean, if you're giving an LV on the year, I'll give an LV on the year. I mean, you have to. Yeah. Baby, these things. I left eyeball actually is going to like catch. I told you, you should just like, I don't know. Maybe throw a shade on. Nope. Don't, don't have one. Yeah. You can put some gooders on. Nope. Okay. Yeah. Won't do that. I get that. I get that. It has to go.
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It has to go to the management of where I live. Yikes. It has to. Wow. Dude. Dude. We've been asking for a doorknob since July. Oh, here's Rosie. Hey, Rosie.
The Bread Basket Podcast
2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
So should we take a timeout real quick?
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
It's like a picture of a human, but then has more hair. Fluffy ears. I'd say fluffy ears. A little bit smaller. Ears kind of go up. Do you think they were probably noted up? Probably not, actually. I don't know. I don't know where they're from. I don't know where they live. So audio only, yeah, it's a dog. Because we've been trying to do a better job of looking out for audio only.
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And that's D-O-G. Yeah, if you want to look it up. Anyways, it has to go to the management, dude. We've wanted a doorknob forever, didn't get it. Also, like... We're sending checks for rent. What are we doing? Sending checks. What are we doing, man? How do you even do that? Sending it where?
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I got a checkbook, which I like having a checkbook to like their management, but it's like, they won't do PayPal. It's just, it's got to go to them. And I'm obviously I'm not outing them because people don't know where I live and not dropping names or anything, but it's just, it's got to go there, man. Sending it. I send a check. In an envelope? Yeah.
The Bread Basket Podcast
2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
And then he's like, and then, and then I'll text like, Hey, like, where is it?
The Bread Basket Podcast
2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
and it's like i sent it but also i could have just paypal you or them yeah what a we you know what i honestly think in 2025 we need to launch an investigation i don't think so i think i will i'll do i'll independently do it don't the check thing no i'm doing it i'm already doing it okay i'm already that's don't do it you can't convince me not to i'm launching an investigation so what's the nature of the investigation why are you making my brother send you checks
The Bread Basket Podcast
2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
We got MVLV Rook Confess.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
via mail with stamps okay nope you cannot you cannot do the chew toy you cannot do the chew toy love you right love you but that is very loud and rosie you speak good english you know exactly what we're saying exactly what we're saying don't act like you don't okay good thank you um dude i think i don't know it's bizarre also our neighbors our neighbors pay with zelle No, that's what I'm saying.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Like I'm going to invest, I'm going to investigate. Yeah. So it's got to go to them, dude. And it takes a lot for me to come with the management. That's the thing though. I also love our spot. I love our new spot, but it's, that is. That's not okay.
The Bread Basket Podcast
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Yeah, so you did that as well. Well, I did. I figured you probably would. And then I confessed. The confesses couldn't be. Yeah, did you do an LV for a year long? Yeah, I got a couple. Okay, because I had one. I was like, if he's doing it, maybe I'll do it. But I don't love giving that award out for a year long, but sometimes there's things that aren't valuable.
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So you're going to do a legal investigation? No, it's going to be a private investigation. I'm going to hire a private investigator to follow them around everywhere and figure out, get to the bottom of why. Fund it with your personal stuff. Don't fund it with BB. Yeah, I'll do a mix of both.
The Bread Basket Podcast
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Because it's weird. No, it's weird, man. First and foremost, my brother doesn't have a doorknob. That's the first problem. I don't have a doorknob. And that's something that I would say is- It's like first, I got coffee with someone. Obviously, small talk, sit down. It's like, how's your doorknob? And I have to be honest, I don't lie. And I get coffee sometimes.
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And I got coffee with somebody from Nashville and they said, how's your doorknob? And it's f***ing embarrassing. It's not even good, not even bad. It's absent. It's absent and it's embarrassing because that's like, would you say that's like the first small talk thing you hear usually? Pretty much, yeah. I mean, I'm not a big small talk guy.
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If you saw like your high school friends, they'd be like, what? Yeah, I saw Witta at the gym. He said, how's the doorknob? And I said, round, loss. Present.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Oh, really?
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Pairs up. So wait, so what would you do if they had you paycheck? Not do it? I wouldn't pay it. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't pay it. Okay. It's weird. It is very weird. So I don't have a doorknob, no checks. And then anything, by the way, anything that's like that pisses me off. We had to sign something yesterday. Oh yeah. Don't print shit.
The Bread Basket Podcast
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I had to sign it with my hand and then I don't even know how it's get like you fax it or something or you pick up it. I don't know. I don't know. Don't do that ever again. Ever again. Send me a docu sign. If I have to sign something, docu sign. Docu sign. Oh, we got a PDF. Oh my God. Oh my God. I actually saw it in the email and I started panicking. I said, what is this?
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Like I started scraping my phone. What do I do? Oh, you started trying to sign a phone? I was like, what the hell? I've done that too. My other phone, I had to get a new one because it had Sharpie all over it. Yeah, that is a you thing though because we've told you not to do that. Whatever. I'll never stop doing that. My LV is like an LVF. Least valuable friend? Least valuable food?
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No, least valuable feeling. Oh, yeah. This is a good LV. I don't think you know what it is. It's about your face. No, no. It's not about my face. I'm kind of out of that.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Good.
The Bread Basket Podcast
2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
Drama's... And it turns out I'm okay.
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2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
But it still does come back. I'm just on Advil. Whatever. Whatever. You remember at the beginning of last year... beginning of this year or last year when it comes out, we thought the Nuggets were going to go back to back. Yeah, dude. That feeling is gone, and then they lost game seven. And even during that series, I still thought we were going to do it.
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Because you know something about that is you can't get time back. You can't get it back. And now we have to win again, then we'd have to be in that position. It's so far away now. And then we're like, then let's do the three-peat. Exactly. I really thought we were just going to do it, and then we just didn't.
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Well, I'm just saying like one thing that like really stung. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got that. Okay, yeah. You want to kick it off? So those glasses, those are new? Yeah, they're just like, they're just shade. I got them for Spain. And you bought them. You're like, I'm going to buy these glasses. Yeah, because for sun protection. To wear. Yeah. Yeah.
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I remember when the Chiefs, they went back-to-back, and I was like, okay, now it's the Nuggets' turn to go back-to-back. Why don't we go back to back? We just decided to lose, I think. And Jamal didn't do his thing. No, but it's like we were up 20 game seven at home. Oh, I can't do that, dude. Dude, with eight to go in the third. The game was over. There was 20 minutes to go in the game.
The Bread Basket Podcast
2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
We were up 20, and then we just lost. Also, we would have— We just chose to lose. We 1,000% would have beat the Mavs. It's a weird choice. It's a weird choice. They're the pros, so I'm not going to judge or I'm not going to get mad about it, but they chose to lose that game, and that just sucks. Everything Nuggets-related has been so much worse since that day.
The Bread Basket Podcast
2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
But by the way, we can win a ring this year. We absolutely can. We look better. But even if we would have just won that game seven, we would have ran over the Mavs. And then losing six to the Celtics. Fine. I would still now, I would feel a lot better. Because then we lost. We didn't lose. We got eliminated. We lost second round. Embarrassing. It's so crazy. Embarrassing. Oh my God, we were up 20.
The Bread Basket Podcast
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Remember how good the feeling was when we were up 20? We were like, we did it. I remember like... I remember being like, I'm going to act like I'm not happy and not celebrate yet, but I know that we won this game. And you were just relieved. Oh, it sucks, dude.
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Great LV. So that's the LV of the year.
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Yeah, that month has got nothing. Yeah, I'm just kind of looking ahead to, you know. January's fresh. March is magical. Yeah, March is okay. No, don't do that just because it's my month and you're competitive with birthday month. Seriously. This has nothing to do with you. March Madness is awesome. I'm just saying. And you like March. By the way, don't act like you didn't try to escape March.
The Bread Basket Podcast
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Don't act like you didn't try to. What are you talking about? That's what they planted me. What are you talking about? They planted me on the 31st. Don't act like you're such a proud March guy when you're on the 31st, dude. They planted me there, dude. Dude, you want to be in April. I don't want to be there. I fucking hate April. I don't want to be in April. I'm not trying to run away.
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That's the biggest misconception about me. That I try to escape March just because I'm on the 31st. They put me here and I'm two feet in 31st. I'm right in this month. You're one foot in, one foot out. You were late 31st. You were one foot in, one foot out of March. What are you doing in September? All of the siblings are hanging out in March. Why are you doing that?
The Bread Basket Podcast
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Because I just slipped out on accident.
The Bread Basket Podcast
2024 Year End Awards, Vexbolts Gets Mass Unfollowed, Final Squid Game Thoughts, And Questions From The Sticks
okay okay yeah okay they had all the siblings in march yeah zach is the the fourth well and if you really and if you really start doing the math you got uh the the world was supposed to end on you were an accident yeah so um no you weren't an accident you were like a they didn't know it was coming you were like in either way yeah they were already they were already going to do four players on their roster they were they were gonna have four players on the roster they they planted three correct and then the fourth was a you know just just kind of happened
The Bread Basket Podcast
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Also because on that highway in Cali, it's like brutal sun. Yeah, we've had this discussion before. I don't know. I guess that's the solution? Yeah, sunglasses. Those sunglasses? Yeah, so basically the name doesn't say what they do, but basically they're glasses for the sun. I don't know why they named them sunglasses. I don't get that either. Whatever. It's above our pay grade.
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Yeah, but I do like March. Don't do that to me. Yeah, you don't. So February is weak. I'm kidding, because I was just looking ahead at the schedule, and I was just like, what? Like, what are you? Because January is fresh. January is fresh. I like January. In January, it's like we've been like holidaying and like I always like very excited to just like get back to Cali. I always, yeah.
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And I always look back at January's of years and it's a very fun, like I look back last January, it was like we did Vegas with JLab. There's always like fun stuff. There's always fun stuff, yeah. So yeah, January's good. February sucks. I like that. Yeah. Oh, so it's me? Yeah, so you sneak into, I have two rookies of the year. My rookie of the year is Kava. Wow. I mean, it deserves it.
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That shit's really good. And that's not to say that I hadn't already had kava, but kava is an everyday meal for me. Right.
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it's yeah yeah yeah i think um like yesterday's kava was so good so good i and i i think chipotle chipotle is different they're both great i don't want to put one over the other they're different they're because kava is like a little more of a commitment you know financially and spiritually spiritually more by the way shout out to kava we we just we oh thank you they just sent us catering for a night yeah and it was good dude i'll throw the picture up i think it was zach and grandma what were we doing looking at the kava like this
The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
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Hey, everybody, and welcome back to The Messy Podcast. If you want to skip the ads and get right into the good stuff, you can sign up to be a premium member on Apple Podcasts. Or you can also head over to our website at themessypodcast.com. We're still in the thick of it with Season 1 Foundations of the Let Them Theory.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Yeah.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It's a transformational experience.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Yeah.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
And, you know, we truly believe that everyone has that power within them.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
And, you know, one of the things I'm most excited about is seeing how this movement grows and evolves in the years to come.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
I think Let Them Let Me has the potential to create a ripple effect of positive change in the world.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Exactly.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
I love that vision.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
And, you know, as we wrap up this part of our deep dive, I want to remind our listeners that let them let me is a journey, not a destination.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
We'll be right back after this quick break. All right. We're back. Let's continue. There will be times when we stumble. We fall back into old patterns. We feel frustrated or discouraged.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Right.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It is. And that's, let me, the often overlooked second step that transforms detachment into empowerment.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
And to remember that we're not alone on this journey.
The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
We have each other. We have this amazing community. And we have all the resources that we need to succeed.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
We do. So let's go out there and create a world filled with empowered action takers, one let me at a time.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
And we'll be right back after a short break with even more inspiring insights and practical tools on the Messy Podcast. We're back for the final part of our deep diving to Let Them Let Me.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It really has. It's amazing how much we've unpacked in such a short time.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
We explore the science.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
We talked about taking ownership. Our power. And we even walked through some of those real life scenarios.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Yes, from those micromanaging bosses to those well-meaning but oh-so-judgmental relatives.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
But now it's time to bring it all home.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Exactly. And, you know, as we've been talking, I keep coming back to that profound question from Mary Oliver.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It's such a powerful reminder that we're not just passive passengers on this journey. We have the power to choose our course, navigate the storms, create a life that feels meaningful and fulfilling.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
We really do. And Let Them Let Me is like a compass and a map all rolled into one.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It is. It helps us detach from the things that drain our energy and focus on what truly matters.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Exactly. So as we trap up this deep dive, I want to leave our listeners with this question.
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What will you do with your one wild and precious power to let me?
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What dreams have you been putting on hold? What changes have you been longing to make? What steps can you take starting today to create the life you truly desire?
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Right.
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Exactly. It's time to stop letting fear, doubt, or other people's opinions hold us back.
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Yes. So, dear listeners, I encourage you to embrace the messiness. Take those bold steps and let your light shine.
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Yeah. What can I do for me?
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And remember, you don't have to do it alone. We have a thriving community over at TheMessyPodcast.com filled with amazing people who are on this journey with you.
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We've got workbooks, guided meditations, and a full list of all the inspiring books we've covered.
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Exactly. And this isn't just some, you know, feel good mantra or whatever.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Plus, you can connect with other listeners, share your Let Me Wins, and find support every step of the way.
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So head over to TheMessyPodcast.com and let's continue this conversation together. Until next time, keep embracing the mess, keep choosing empowerment, and keep letting your Let Me Flag fly.
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Let me has a real impact on our brain.
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I mean, think about it. When we're constantly stressed or feeling overlooked or dealing with difficult people, our brain's alarm system goes into overdrive.
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It is. It's like, oh, my God, we got to get out of here. Right, it's like fight or flight.
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You know, our ancestors needed that to survive Sabertooth Tiger.
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It's a little different. Those tigers are more likely to be a demanding boss or just a never ending to do list.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
So we get stuck in this chronic state of stress.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
I mean, who can think clearly when their brain is just flooded with adrenaline and cortisol all the time?
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
So this is where it gets really interesting. This is called amygdala hijack.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
We are, and today we're diving into Episode 3.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Have you heard of this?
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
So tell us a little bit about it.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Very fancy.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Yeah.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It's like, goodbye. You're done. I'm out of here. See? So how does let me fit into all of this? Does it like magically calm the amygdala?
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Right.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Yeah. Let them plus let me.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Oh, I like that.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It can finally do its job.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay, so let them creates distance from that initial stressor.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
The two step power move.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
And let me helps us regain control and actually move forward.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It's a one-two punch.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It is a powerful combo.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Yeah.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
So how do we actually put this two-step power move into practice? Because it sounds great in theory, but what does it actually look like in real life?
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
And, you know, let them is something we hear about all the time.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Right.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
You do have a choice.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay. I'm ready.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Well, we talked about, you know, the Friends of the Girls trip. So let them have their fun, I guess. Yeah. Or like let them gossip if you're dealing with, you know, the rumor mill at work.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Oh, that's a good one.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay. But that almost feels like giving up, doesn't it?
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
For good reason, because it could be so helpful in navigating those tricky situations that we all find ourselves in sometimes.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Right.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Ooh, which is?
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
This is where it gets good.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay, tell me more.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Oh, I like that.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Ooh, that's a good one.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
To advance my own goals.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Oh, yes, we all have them.
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At least one. So what do we do with them?
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Yep.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Yes, I love it.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
You do deserve it. Hang tight. We'll be back right after this short break.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Right. Get out of the chaos.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Thanks for waiting. Let's pick up where we left off. Now, I know what you're thinking. This all sounds great. But making that leap from let them to let me can be so daunting.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Right. It's like a mental hurdle to get over.
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five seconds to a calmer, more empowered me.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
I am intrigued. Tell me more.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
But sometimes it's just the beginning. Yeah. Like you detach.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay. I can do that. What happened the next?
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Maybe it's like a mini mental reset.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Like just creating that little pause between the trigger and the reaction.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Yes. I like it.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay, let's do it.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Right. What happens when that initial let them leaves you feeling kind of empty or even stuck?
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Ooh, I could feel my blood pressure rising already.
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Okay.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Let them stress out. I can't control their need to micromanage.
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Okay.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay, let me create a really detailed project plan with clear deadlines and proactively keep my boss updated. That way they might feel less of a need to micromanage.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's good.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay, I'm starting to see how this works. Let's try another one.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
What about a family gathering with those relatives who always have something to say about your life choices?
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A classic.
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It is. So what's my, let them. What do you think? Let them judge. I mean, they're going to do it anyway, but let me steer the conversation towards neutral topics.
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Or excuse myself for a break when things get too intense.
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Yeah.
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That's important.
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No.
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That is so empowering. I'm like finally taking charge of my own experiences instead of letting other people dictate how I feel.
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I am.
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Yeah. And I've been there myself. I mean, picture this. You're scrolling through social media and bam, there they are, your friends living it up on a girl's trip.
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Yeah, just a little bit easier.
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Okay.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
I hate when that happens.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Let them be responsible, I guess. But let me calmly and politely remind them of the leash rules. Or if it's a recurring issue, let me report it to the park authorities.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Right.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
This has been such an eye-opening deep dive into Let Them Let Me.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It is. It's like a whole new way of looking at challenging situations.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
I'm already starting to see how I can shift from feeling helpless to feeling empowered. I'm actually excited to put this into practice.
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And for our listeners who are feeling the same way, we'll be back with even more insights and practical tools in the next part of our deep dive.
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So stay tuned, and we'll be right back.
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You know, as we're talking about this, I'm realizing that Let Them Let Me isn't just about dealing with difficult people. It's really about taking control of our own lives, no matter what challenges come our way.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Right.
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A trip that you weren't invited to.
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Or?
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Right. It's that choice between empowerment and helplessness.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It's like a gut punch, right? You try to let them have their fun, but it's hard to shake that feeling of being left out. You start overthinking everything, wondering what you did wrong.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Right.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
This reminds me of that quote you shared in your book from Mary Oliver.
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Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It's so powerful.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It's like a reminder that we're not just passive bystanders.
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We do. And Let Me is about tapping into that power.
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It's about asking ourselves, what do I truly want? What kind of life do I want to create? And what steps can I take starting today to make that happen?
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Yeah.
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I love that. So for our listeners who are ready to embrace their let me power, what's one small step they can take today to start putting this into practice?
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Like when that coworker takes credit for your brilliant idea yet again.
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Right.
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Okay. How do we do that?
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Yeah.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
I like that, turning that frustration into a catalyst for positive change.
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Right, like what's going on?
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Small, consistent actions.
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Just little things to take care of ourselves.
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I love that. And, you know, one of the most rewarding things I've found about What Them Let Me is that it can actually help us build healthier relationships.
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Because when we're constantly trying to control other people or change their behavior.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It just creates tension and resentment.
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A quick break for our sponsor and we'll be right back.
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Exactly.
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All right. We're back. Let's continue. It really does. It's like we're trying to force them into a box that we've created.
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No one wants to be in a box.
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Yeah.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It creates space for genuine connection.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
I love that this makes me think about a listener who wrote in recently about a toxic friendship.
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She was constantly feeling drained and taken advantage of, but she felt so guilty about setting boundaries.
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It is.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
And it doesn't have to be that way. Sure.
The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
That makes sense. So in this case, what did you advise her to do?
The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay.
The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Okay.
The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It's like checking in with your inner compass.
The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Right.
The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Just simple things.
The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Yeah.
The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It's like a ripple effect.
The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
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The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
It's like we're constantly refining our let them and our let me learning and growing along the way.
The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
The messy beauty of it all. I love that. So for our listeners who are feeling inspired to embrace their Let Me Power, what are some resources or tools that you recommend?
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
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The Let Them Theory | The Messy Podcast
S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
Thanks for listening to that. Let's jump back into it. And that's where I think this episode gets really interesting because we're not going to dwell in that hurt. We're talking about what comes next.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
So be sure to check back often.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
I love that it's like a virtual support group.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
I love it. And for those who are ready to take their let me to the next level. Tell us about the course.
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
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S1 EP3 | Let Them + Let Me – The Two-Step Power Move | The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins
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The Ramsey Show
Math Is Important but Behavior Change Is What Matters
All right, Dave, you have some strong opinions.
The Ramsey Show
Math Is Important but Behavior Change Is What Matters
I think so. Okay, because you really prefer credit unions over big banks. So why is that?
The Ramsey Show
Math Is Important but Behavior Change Is What Matters
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The Ramsey Show
Math Is Important but Behavior Change Is What Matters
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The Ramsey Show
Math Is Important but Behavior Change Is What Matters
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The Ramsey Show
Math Is Important but Behavior Change Is What Matters
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The Ramsey Show
Math Is Important but Behavior Change Is What Matters
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The Ramsey Show
Math Is Important but Behavior Change Is What Matters
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The Ramsey Show
Math Is Important but Behavior Change Is What Matters
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Math Is Important but Behavior Change Is What Matters
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The Ramsey Show
Math Is Important but Behavior Change Is What Matters
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Math Is Important but Behavior Change Is What Matters
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Math Is Important but Behavior Change Is What Matters
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The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Emily Miller & Cam Holmes on life after Too Hot to Handle, getting married, and UK vs. USA
Yeah. Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland and England. Emily and I are English. Cam is Welsh.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Emily Miller & Cam Holmes on life after Too Hot to Handle, getting married, and UK vs. USA
Spicy Tina. Let's go.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Emily Miller & Cam Holmes on life after Too Hot to Handle, getting married, and UK vs. USA
Endlich macht unser Nemo Boards Shop dadurch auch auf den Mobilgeräten eine gute Figur. Und die Illustrationen auf den Boards kommen jetzt viel, viel klarer rüber, was uns ja auch wichtig ist und was unsere Marke auch ausmacht.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
TikTok's Triplet Mom: $7M NICU bill & Premature birth at 28 weeks
Oh mein Gott. Das war so hilfreich.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
TikTok's Triplet Mom: $7M NICU bill & Premature birth at 28 weeks
Did the sisters gang up on your son? Yes. It's so sad, you guys. Oh my gosh.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
TikTok's Triplet Mom: $7M NICU bill & Premature birth at 28 weeks
Ja.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
TikTok's Triplet Mom: $7M NICU bill & Premature birth at 28 weeks
Also ein Film. Ja, auch ein Film.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
TikTok's Triplet Mom: $7M NICU bill & Premature birth at 28 weeks
Hör auf, hör auf. Das ist schrecklich. Hör auf. Okay.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
TikTok's Triplet Mom: $7M NICU bill & Premature birth at 28 weeks
Hey, how did you conceive?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
TikTok's Triplet Mom: $7M NICU bill & Premature birth at 28 weeks
4, 5, 6?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
TikTok's Triplet Mom: $7M NICU bill & Premature birth at 28 weeks
4, 5, 6?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
TikTok's Triplet Mom: $7M NICU bill & Premature birth at 28 weeks
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The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
Haya is pressed with a blend of organic fruits and veggies, then supercharged with 15 essential vitamins and minerals.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
And it's really fun to get them involved in that way. It just makes taking their vitamins more fun. Plus, I think we all know how choosy toddlers can be. Hiya now also has a kid's daily greens and superfoods, which is a chocolate-flavored greens powder designed specifically for kids.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
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The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I'm curious how you did decide to approach that conversation with your kids. Because I think a lot of people, whether or not it's cancer, have things come up in life where they're like, how do I talk about this in a way that is not overwhelming to my children? It's digestible, but they also understand the severity of things.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
She said, brilliant. And I was like, I love that.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
We love ZocDoc. It is so convenient. We have friends and family that we've also recommended to use it and they love it too. Basically what it is, is it's a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I honestly think of that about our therapist. We were just talking about that. Like, that dude never wins an argument.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
It's really, really user-friendly because I think that it can be really confusing to try to find a doctor in the first place, let alone one that also takes your insurance, let alone one that's also highly rated and verified by other patients' use. So we love ZocDoc. We use ZocDoc and you should too.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
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The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I am so curious what that looks like in parenting as a psychologist. Like, yeah, I think we're in the stage now where we're definitely in the emotional space for both of our boys because they're two in one. Like when they're like escalating and doing fits like that. I guess, like, from a psychologist perspective, how do you parent your kids through fits like that?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
It's almost like the source of what it has a feature now.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
A lot of people that listen to our podcast are maybe people interested in starting their family soon or like new moms. And something we've talked about a lot is like obviously entering parenthood is like probably one of the bigger shifts you'll ever do in your life. Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
And especially for the mom, like mentally, like that mental health shift honestly caught me off guard, even though I was like felt prepared for it. I was like, I know that we're talking about like how things are going to be different and feel different. Experiencing was a totally other a whole new thing.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I guess diving into the topic of postpartum, like what is your advice for preparing for that mental adjustment?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I feel like every, like, new mom or mom, anyone that has ever gone through this stage of life is just, like, clapping in their car right now or wherever they're listening to this because, like, the way you phrase that just so perfectly, like... Put into words something that I felt but never even could acknowledge. And so I just think even just sharing that is just helping so many women.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I want to talk a little bit more about hormones because, like, I thought it was really interesting how you said, like, hormones are the culprit. How... Do you recommend balancing like, okay, this is a hormone thing and like hormones and emotions. Like how do we navigate the two of those things? Because sometimes I'm like, I can't trust my emotions because of my hormones.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
And I feel like there's like a disconnect there.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
Matt's like, I'm curious.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I want to zoom in on that distinction that you picked up on because that stood out to me as well. That distinction between I am anxious and what'd you say? And like, I, or I noticed feelings or I'm feeling. Yeah. Cause I think you kind of were making the point that that separation allows for curiosity. Yeah. Is that kind of what, Did it feel like that door was open?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I've been really edgy recently because I read a scary book on the plane. And so I was like, Matt, are you feeling scared in this space? And he's like, no.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
Wait, I actually want to talk about that because this is kind of relevant to the postpartum conversation. I was never, ever afraid of turbulence. In fact, I kind of thought it was fun, especially as a kid. Like I was like, oh, it's like kind of shaky, like a ride. Yeah. Ever since I got pregnant, it wasn't even before I had the baby. Pregnancy onward. Turbulence literally makes my hands sweat.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I feel myself. I can't sleep. I'm so on edge. And I think that just speaks to how everything about you has changed once you become a mom. And I feel like that was the time I was like, now I'm afraid of turbulence.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
yeah that feels and you even said when you got your cancer diagnosis it was I I found it so cool that or I'm just curious about how the you're like I can't have cancer I have kids like that's the first thing you think about you're like I know you're not thinking about like what is this treatment going to be like for me like what is this going to look like you're like there's people that need me yeah and um it makes you braver I think being a parent doesn't it
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I think that's really cool. I feel like growing up, I never – I love my parents. I have an amazing relationship with them. But I never saw that response, like them saying I'm sorry to me.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
And now as a parent, I'm like, wow, that would have been – I want to give that gift to my kids because then it kind of makes – like you said, it kind of holds both the child and the parent accountable to respecting boundaries and things like that.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
Yeah, I think it's really interesting. Like you're being your mental health specialist. And so I feel like mental health, I always associate with like thinking about yourself, like how you're doing. But you made the point that like being a parent gives you like that outward focus, which makes you braver and makes you catastrophize sometimes as well. Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
And I think I also heard you make that comparison in talking about social situations, like that outward focus. And I think that was a really interesting point that you made. So can you talk about how like an outward focus in social settings can be beneficial?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
That's a really interesting point.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
a lot of what I'm trying to like practice as a parent is like you're saying it's like modeling and so like when I've been able to be like you know that was like even just like if I'm like over exaggerating something like okay really wasn't that bad but like just like really bringing out the points to them just be like this is how I felt and that's kind of like this was a bad choice I made like things like that like I don't know I feel like that's the a tangible way for me to kind of walk them through like decision making at this point yeah I think so
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I have, yeah, I have yet to pick up a copy, but I'm going to do that. Is it like, is the format like open when, like you talked about the chapter about fear. So is it broken up into like, you've talked a lot about bite size.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I love that. And I like that, especially in the form of a book, because sometimes like committing to a book can feel overwhelming for people, especially on something as serious and big as mental health. And this feels like, especially I'm thinking about a mom too. You're like, I don't get to, I can't sit down and read a book cover to cover.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
And it doesn't allow for like that mindset almost makes you feel like you have to have arrived when you enter a relationship when like relationship isn't something that's like solid like that. Like there's, you know, life causes things to move and shift around.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I didn't even know that was a trend, but that's kind of scary.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
What?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
Well, I will say, as an American in the UK, I feel so tacky. Like, I just feel like people here are much classier.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
I just feel like, I'm like, oh man, I'm just going to be too casual or too like improper.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
Also, the other thing I noticed, we've talked about this, the Cups.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
like they were pretty small portions in general are so much smaller here yeah which i honestly think that america should probably take a note you go to a gas station in america it's like a cup it's like this big like the cups are huge it's you get a soda water cup at the restaurant yesterday this big i'm like i could use a little bit more water than that like have you seen our water this is my small one
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
that's got to be time well spent yeah i feel like there were so many things about this conversation that surprised me but we're so practical that i can like take and and so useful because i think sometimes in the mental health space especially when we're we've been taken back to those basic needs as parents or new parents yeah can feel so like okay yeah that's ideal but like Really?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
How am I going to practice that? I feel like you do such a good job of, like you said, taking your own words, making it bite-sized. But it was still so surprising, so many things, but very refreshing. So I appreciate your messages and the way that you make them so... for the people that follow you and people that read your work. And I definitely said... You guys are so good at this.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
We are Teresa and Nemo. And that's why we switched to Shopify.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
Because I still am trying to... Wait, and a therapist, because I feel like they all kind of get confusing for me.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
Thank you to Haya for sponsoring this portion of today's episode. You guys, it is part of our morning routine. And it's actually a crucial part. The kids look forward to it so much. It's having their Haya each morning.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
Well, actually, recently, they've been calling it candy.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Dr. Julie Smith on finding identify postpartum, mom guilt & social anxiety
Yeah. Really? It tastes that good, which is amazing because typical children's vitamins are basically just that, candy in disguise, filled with five grams of sugar, unhealthy chemicals, and other gummy junk that growing kids should just never eat. And that's actually why they created Haya. It's a pediatrician-approved, super-powered, chewable vitamin formulated with the help of nutritional experts.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
We had a lot of conversations about it because I started to notice that about her people pleasing, wanting to keep everything, everyone at bay, everyone happy. And whether that meant, you know, trying to put on a show for other people or not saying the wrong thing.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
And so the conversations we had about the timing of writing this book, Becoming Free Indeed, which led to People Pleaser, was who are we trying to please ultimately? Because by trying to keep certain people happy, you're keeping other people sad and in bondage and victims.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
So you need to be okay standing up to someone who isn't going to be happy with you in order to genuinely please or help or genuinely love others who are being hurt.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
So it was like this bully, we've talked a lot, and you write about this in your book, but we talked a lot about the bully, where it's like, you don't want the wrath of the bully, so you're willing to allow those people to be bullied so that he's happy with you. Well, you need to switch around who you're trying to please.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
And so for her, it was, I think, a gradual coming to that understanding, and then she's so courageous, and she's ultimately driven by a love for others, Now, it's not always easy, but when that really clicked with her and we were having those conversations, I think she realized, okay, I have to do this.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
But, like you just said, in the writing of that, writing Becoming Free Indeed was like the greatest therapy because she was learning a lot about herself. And so then coming out of Becoming Free Indeed and even her and I seeing just so much growth, she was looking back going, wait a second, like people pleasing is an issue in my life, which led to her wanting to write the next book.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Is it four years?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
So now we have another in two years. But now we're getting closer again.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Wow. So you're predicting it.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
I love that. I believe. Hey, I know.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Do you have like a date, a special date that you're announcing? Uh, I think in a few days after this podcast.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Her body is literally performing the most incredible miracle. in the human experience. And she's like, oh, these jeans don't fit. I'm like, babe, get some perspective. Not until today. You're creating a human.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Like I like water of a shower.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
It's unbelievable. It's fine.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Oh, you want me to go?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
In order. Josh, John, Jana.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Jana John. Okay. She came out 30 seconds earlier. Yes.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Wait. Jill, Jessa, Ginger, Joy.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
You're six. I said Jessica. Yeah, but who comes after me? Joy.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Oh, oh, oh. There's two more. I was just thinking girls at this point. Joe. Uh-huh. And then there's Joe. And then there's... It's not Josiah. Uh-huh. Oh, and then it's you. No. Oh, after you. And then it's... Oh, man. We can edit this, right? I put you on the spot. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. This is actually fun. No, this is good. This is good. This is good. I like this. I like this.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Then it's the twins. No. Jen and Jira. No. It's who you already said. Did I say them already? You already said a name.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
No. You're doing great. Oh, Joy. Oh, she's the other girl. Joy. Joy. Jira. No. Joy. Joy. yeah joy's cool uh jed jeer okay now we're going quick succession now we're justin james nope james justin no jason jason james justin yes um johanna jackson jackson johanna jenny josie
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
jordan jordan jay orton jay orton and then jackson oh no jackson no jay orton's second youngest so it's josie jordan wait is there a jay orton and a jordan i just call her jay orton jennifer jordan josie yeah she's second youngest okay yeah round of applause honestly dude that's right for the grandkids that's and now we're gone that i can't do that i can't do the grandkids really there's no way are there any grandkids that you don't know their name
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Wait, today's Austin's birthday?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Should we call Austin?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Oh, yeah. The whole thing was planned.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Oh, I don't remember if she knew. I don't know if I knew. There were things I would plan and surprise her.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
I surprised her with, obviously, the proposal. I surprised her with... I would show up and surprise her sometimes. But it'd have to be coordinated. So I knew that her dad was going to come pick us up from the airport or pick me up from the airport. Then we were going to go to a coffee shop. Then I was going to ask... if I could date her there. And so that's planned.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Now it's not like scripted, but it's planned.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
And then he'll come whisper in your ear. Like if, let's say this was a, uh, a dinner or something, or we're hanging out and there's film crew and they're filming it, you know, you'd have the producer come up and go, Hey, make sure you ask Matt about, you know, I go, okay. And then, you know, a minute later I said, so Matt, tell me about this. Uh, yeah. You know how, you know how it goes.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
It's kind of like vlogging on steroids because... We're not the best vloggers because everything is so random because we don't plan it. Oh, yeah. So all of a sudden we'll like be uploading stuff to our editor and it'll just go from like, you know, we're here then cut. Now we're over there.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Right.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
So for reality TV, they're having to lead you through the moments. So that even little things, like if I was going to come in, like one time I surprised her in Nashville, and you walk in the door, and then they go, okay, wait, wait, wait, come back, come back. So now the camera guy has to go in on that side, and now you open the door from that side.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
So he got an angle of me going in this side, then I had to walk out, then I have to come in, so he gets it from this side. And things like that where you're going, like, this is reality. Like, I'm genuinely coming into this room to surprise her.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
But I just had to do it twice. Yeah. But then it gets to the point of, like, even, like, social media. Like, you take a picture. That's reality. But then you go, oh, let's retake it. You know, so it's a weird kind of, yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Uh, no moments like that would have been like when I'm trying to ask her to be my girlfriend or something and there's certain hoops you have to jump through or there's certain, you're just kind of like, okay.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Oh, that's the most frustrating.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
I feel like you would get frustrated. You have to bring them up to speed on things. So especially in interviews, you're sitting there for six hours on a couch like this interviewing. So you're looking at a camera, the producer's next to it. You've got all the accoutrements around and you're sitting there talking. and every time they come, they ask you the same questions just to give a baseline.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Because if they have to edit it a certain way.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
We just talked about this on our podcast a couple episodes ago because there's such a culture around certain types of birth. And people feel very passionately about it. And I want to understand that. I don't, I can't relate to that. But because my thinking is just safely deliver this child. So use everything that you have at your disposal to make the safest, easiest delivery.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
That's not a bad idea. Honestly, that would be our executive producer. That's so great.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
That's brilliant. Yeah. He would be great at that.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
because i know what i'm gonna have to do like if i walk into a room but i sometimes you just check out and you're like okay i'm not i'm not gonna do that we recently did a little q a uh on our podcast with these connect cards that jeremy and audrey roloff did for couples like this third conversation nice and they're really cool and one of them was like what's your dream job and tell them what your dream job so it's not like a ceo it's not like an exec it's not like
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
No, I mean, we would go swim together. I'd try to teach the doggy paddle, but she actually has a really good friend who grew up in Hawaii.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
I just like to go in and you're explaining not planning to the masters of not planning.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
100%.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
But it's community.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
So it's, it's just, that was one of the biggest revelations when I was reading this book and then working through it with her, she was writing it. It was like, One of the things I think is going to help people the most is understanding what she just said about it being manipulative. Because you think, I'm a people pleaser, so I must be really focused on caring about everyone else.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
No, actually, the caring that you're doing is to manipulate them to respond to you how you want them to respond, which is manipulation. You're trying to manipulate people so that you're comfortable. It might be a survival tactic, or it might just be something like, I want to be loved, so I'm going to manipulate this relationship with you. Like a subconscious thing. Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
But when you realize, wait, that's not actually a way to love people. By trying to manipulate them and move them on this chessboard to make me happy... Then you realize, wow, I'm actually I'm actually being really selfish. And for me, that was like mind blowing the way it's articulated in the book.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
And I think will be so helpful for people because to see it in the phrase, the framework of manipulation is like, oh, I'm actually using people as a people pleaser instead of genuinely caring for them.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
He is addicted to Brahms.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
wow let's go get it done do the opposite of that when she sees the inflatable pool come from amazon should we like share now we have a pool already why is this here why do we have a reservation for my due date at the helton
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Goodness, we don't want to, I mean, whenever we have a disagreement, we want to be respectful of one another. And so there's a sense of I want our children to be able to see us disagree and respect one another in that conversation. So I don't want to put on, right, for our kids like this, everything's fine all the time. Yeah. Because that's not real life. Yep.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
So I want them to be able to see us work through things. I think I need to do a better job at how I vocalize disagreement to ginger at times. I'm just thinking even like this past week of times where I just vocalize something that without being in a considerate way or considering your vantage point and knowing like our girls are listening to that. And so we never fight.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
And I don't think, I mean, there's no, I don't see a scenario where we would be fighting each other. I don't mean physical, but I mean, even verbally. Like a verbal fight, yeah. But disagreements come up. And so how do we handle those disagreements?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
And it's easy to be derogatory when you disagree with someone if they're not seeing it from your vantage point. So I want our little girls to grow up seeing us treat each other with respect when we agree and when we disagree. And having this consistency. So, okay, mom and dad might not agree on this, but they're going to treat each other with respect. They're going to come to an agreement.
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Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
And that's the important thing. That's the thing we're trying to teach Felicity right now is... we are one. So our opinion is one when it comes to the, so if she asks me something and I say, no, sweetie, not right now, she's not allowed to turn around and go ask mom who doesn't know what I said. She gives the other answer. Then she says, well, mom said, yes. It's like, no, no, no, no. We are one.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
So don't pit us against each other.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
We're trying to work through that. But, um, and every, you know, kids are smart.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
But one of the aspects, I think, and this is something maybe from sort of the culture Ginger came from, but even maybe, I mean, I think it happens a lot in the church, is wanting to be rosy and perfect and everything, especially in front of the kids. Everything's perfect. And you realize that's not real life. And we're not celebrating brokenness. So when you say like, oh, let's just be raw.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
I think some people go to the other extreme. It's like, let me just celebrate how broken I am. No, brokenness is, we don't want to be broken. We want to be whole. So I don't want to be in a dysfunctional relationship where we're constantly disagreeing in each other's throats. That's nothing to celebrate. But nor is it healthy to say, everything's great. We never disagree. Look, we're perfect.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
So how do we, in a very real way, as people who are broken by sin, but have a beautiful Redeemer in Christ...
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
say hey we can work through differences with respect with love for one another and some disagreements are larger scale than others some are where are we going to eat or are we going to let the kids have that sweets others are are we going to move across the country or you know bigger decisions but showing them no no i'm not afraid of our kids seeing us disagree
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
I go to Felicity just two nights ago and I was frustrated with her or something she did and I didn't respond the best way. So I had to go to her and say, Felicity, will you please forgive me? Daddy got frustrated. I don't want to speak to you like that. Will you forgive me? And for her to sit there and go, yeah, I forgive you.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
But then the kid is, if you're never apologizing, then the kid is the only one who screws up.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
It's always you correcting them.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
You're always correcting them. So they grow up just going, well, I'm just constantly screwing up and they never do. Yeah. Well, when they see it reciprocated and there are even times where I have to explain to Felicity that what she does was wrong. Yes. And how daddy responded was wrong.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
And I think there's a balance, right? Because let's think of the scenario of running in the street. Well, there's a healthy fear of cars. So you should have a healthy fear of don't do that.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
One of my kids.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
But you can easily fall into this pattern of just constantly being negative. And you know, it's like, Man, all day I'm telling her, don't do this, don't do this, don't do this. And so it's the other side of going, hey, don't run in the street. Come on over here and let's have fun over here.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Because I love him. So that's it. When it gets to the solution of people pleasing and what Ginger writes about too is as a people pleaser who's motivated by selfishness and manipulation, you're actually not loving the person because you're not going to tell them what they need to know. So think of the bully scenario. Here's a bully mistreating kids on the playground and
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
And that's actually loving them the best. Yeah. So saying something to someone that makes them upset or makes them angry at you might actually be the most loving thing for them. Yeah. And the selfish people pleaser says, I'd rather not say it to keep them happy with me. Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
The loving people pleaser who says, I'm actually going to please people for the right motivation says, I know you're not going to want to hear this like your son running in the street, but I'm going to say it because I actually do love you. And so that's actually true people pleasing. Because you're pleasing that person in a way that's genuine, real, that they actually need.
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Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Rather than doing it for your selfish motivation.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
A couple years ago, there was a song that came out and it was all about like, I can buy myself flowers, I can dance by myself, I don't need you. And that is often the response to people pleasing of like, well, I'm sick and tired of being enslaved to everyone's opinion of me. and me cowering to it. So let me go to the other side and go, I don't need anybody. It's like, no, no, no.
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Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
You do need people. But that's not the answer. That's not the answer.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
I was telling Ginger when she came up with the title, it was like, well, no, surely there's got to be a book called People Pleaser.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
And there's not.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Well, yeah, she just started showing us around. And we started to pick up cues like, wait a second, are we not the only ones here? Oh, my gosh.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
We go back to our bedroom. There's no locker on the door. No. The door hardly closes. I mean, it got weird.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
How many of these do you want to do?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
I can be a phone a friend. She gets one phone a friend.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
You're kidding.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Jeremy, please tell me you know this. I watched tons of movies. I don't know, but I have a guess.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
This is going to be terrible. I'm going to say Jaws. Is that terrible? Is that terrible? Is it terrible?
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Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Okay. Is it Camp Rock? What is it?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Luke, I am your father. Jack loves this series. I always make fun of him for it.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Think about conflict in the cosmos.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
On his face that looks like creepy?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
It's a black mask. She's thinking of Bane from Batman.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Star Wars. Oh, no.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
To be fair, there are certain genres.
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Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Okay. I feel like you're going to get this one. Ginger...
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Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
So this is on me for not showing you this. We need to watch this immediately.
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Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
You're close. it's old school disney just think what think of this so what's core memories for us she didn't she wouldn't have had okay so that's definitely that's disney's the lion king that's the lion king from you know the one that's like okay i should know that too
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Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Yes, it's okay.
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Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
no the girls love it felicity no no no no no wait that's not jim carrey welcome christmas he's dressed up in green i don't remember he tries to steal christmas she's pregnant the grinch yes yes that was like that was terrible i was saying we didn't watch that movie the other day
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
So we're looking out this little window.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
I don't know, though. This sounds quite entertaining. Here's a little ginger hack. If you had given her office quotes or Seinfeld, all over it. Really? Seinfeld.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Yeah, no chance.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
There's a woman walking, an old woman walking. And I went, who's that?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
You guys are pregnant.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
And she goes, don't mind her.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
Oh, shut up. With headphones on. Watching TV, but the TV's silent because he's got headphones on.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
She's pregnant. I always say I'm pregnant.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Jinger Duggar: Family Secrets, People Pleasing & Fleeing Stalkers
She's pregnant and we're expecting. Yes.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
So, Postpartum would look like mom and dad and baby or mom and mom or dad and dad come home from hospital with their newborn baby. And mostly people wanted overnights. So I would come in at like 6 p.m. and stay until maybe 6 a.m. And then I was basically...
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Wenn die Mutter mit dem Baby nach Hause kommt, dann bringe ich das Baby nach Hause, dann kommt die Mutter mit dem Baby nach Hause, dann ändert sie sich, dann schnauze ich das Baby zurück, damit die Mutter schlafen kann.
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Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Und dann, auf anderen Ebenen, war es, dass man sicher macht, dass alles sauber war für sie in der Küche, dass man sicher macht, dass es Essen gab, dass das Baby's Laundry gemacht wurde. And a lot of them processing and kind of helping the family adjust. Because it's such a sensitive time. And it's such a special time and sacred time. But there's a lot of emotions, a lot of feelings.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
So I would kind of navigate that with the parents. And just make sure everyone is adjusting well. Everyone's getting to know each other. It's a new way of being, which you guys know as parents. That's so cool.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
No unplanned podcast with us and babies.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Hey, you could get another dog. Unplanned. They could just show up one day. That's true. We could just find one. Wait, so your first pregnancy was unplanned?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
That is close though. I can understand being that early into your postpartum and just when you're starting to maybe find your feet again, to find out you're pregnant can be... Kind of traumatic.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
I'm sure other people can relate to this feeling. When you are in love with someone, there are those moments where you look at them and you're just like, oh, I just want... Ich will diese Person. Ich will diese kleine Version. Oder ich will sehen, wie wir zusammen sein würden.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Und das ist manchmal, ich meine, manche Leute können sagen, das ist ein narzisstisches Gedächtnis oder ein Pattern oder was auch immer. Aber in einem perfekten Weltraum, wenn ich... Wow. Wow.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
the closest that a lesbian couple can or a gay couple can get to that but super cool i mean that would be amazing but that also requires a lot of medicine on our bodies medicine and a lot of things to do with us that we're not totally down in love with but that's tough yeah yeah is either one of you eager to be pregnant because i know like at least in our relationship already abby's like you saying like you when you were in love with someone you're like
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
That's the feeling. But neither of us are necessarily eager to... I was eager.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
And then you literally would be like in the water screaming bloody murder. Not giving a fuck about any of those things at all. You'd be like, get me out of this goddamn ocean. You'd be like, kill that fucking flipper. You're like, literally. That was so not such a cute plan. I'd be like this the whole time. He, he. That's beautiful. Babes, can I have that? Let me just tell you. Can I do that?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
You can have that. During the full moon? In my doula work, when I would talk to my clients, I'd say, have your wish list. Know it's a wish list and know that the likelihood of you getting that wish list is unlikely. Because birth very rarely goes to plan. I'm planning it. It's going to happen in Fiji. Plan all you want. In Fiji. Go off, babes. Don't take sunscreen. And Vaseline. Let's go.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Aber niemand nennt dich Raven-Symoné. Keiner in ihrer Familie, wie ihre Mutter, nennt sie Raven-Symoné. Wie, das ist... Es ist nur in Kanada und Frankreich. Raven ist wirklich auf den Akzent geschaut. Und es ist lustig, weil ich meine Mutter darüber gefragt habe. Und sie war so, oh nein, ich dachte nur, das wäre süß. Weil niemand sie eigentlich Raven Simone nennt.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
All you need is Vaseline to get that baby out. Let's go. Oh my gosh, I wish. Ridiculous. You're like, I've seen some things. It doesn't work like that. Ja, ich denke, das ist ähnlich wie du, als Kind wollte ich wirklich krank werden. Ja, Blut, Mond, Geburtstag. Ich wollte wirklich krank werden. Ich habe früher Balls genommen und sie unter mein Shirt gesetzt und ich war so, oh, cool, lustig.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Und ich wollte eine Mutter sein, die wirklich mit mir gehalten hat. Aber als ich älter geworden bin, denke ich, dass... Seeing some things and knowing my body. It's such a personal thing, right? Understanding my body, my relationship to my body. I get more and more hesitant around pregnancy for me. But at the same time, I also understand that the female body is incredible and built to birth.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Like every woman can do it. And I know that as well. You know, our bodies are amazing. Truthfully. So strong.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Okay, um es klar zu machen, ich war fünf Jahre alt, ich war nicht 17, als ich Basketball gespielt habe. Es war einfach so, dass meine Mutter mit fünf Jahren verheiratet wurde, und ich wollte es auch machen, wie eine kleine Mädchen mit ihrem Kind. Aber ich denke, dass... Mein Gehirn, wie ich arbeite, ist, dass Menschen viele Dinge in der Leben romantisieren, die ich wirklich schwierig finde.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Und ich denke, dass es so wunderschön und wunderschön ist, Kinder zu haben, dass es auch wirklich schwierig ist. Und es kann wirklich dein Leben und die Begabung ändern. Die Leute sprechen darüber nicht genug, glaube ich, wie schwer es sein kann und wie okay es auch ist, krank zu werden und den Prozess nicht zu genießen. Und es ist auch okay, Kinder zu haben. and not love every moment of it.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
And it's also okay to be in a position where you're like, I don't know if I want kids and maybe I do want kids and go back and forth and regret each decision, you know, as it is. Like I talked to someone once who said, I knew that if I didn't have kids, I'd regret it. But I also regret having kids every day.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
But I adore my children, but I struggle with the fact that I can't just be free in this world and live how I used to live. And I think that those are really honest conversations that don't make anyone bad. And I wish that more people had them. So for me, to answer your question... Es gab keinen spezifischen Moment. Der erste Geburtstag, den ich hatte, war extrem schmerzhaft für diese Person.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Aber weil der Akzent da ist, ist Raven so, das ist, was das bedeutet. So wie wenn du ein Tilde über ein N hast, wie in Manana, du weißt, dass du das N ein bisschen rollst. Das ist, was es ist. Also, als ich groß war, dachte ich, dein letzter Name war Simone.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Und ich dachte mir, verdammt, das sieht so intensiv aus. Ja, weil es ist. Ja, ich meine, aber dieses Baby kam nicht raus und es war, du weißt, wir müssen dieses Baby aus dir ausschütteln. Und ich meine, die Mutter tourte signifikant. Es gibt Horrorgeschichten daran. Aber wiederum, es ist wie... Das würde mich nicht auslösen, und ich würde niemanden auslösen, der ein Kind hat.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Das ist eine Realität. Aber alle haben überlebt und alle sind gut. Und die Leute kommen durch, was sie durchkommen können. Ich weiß nicht, ob ich deine Frage wirklich beantwortet habe, oder ich habe schon lange darüber gesprochen.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Und auch die Beziehung zu meinem Körper. Ich weiß nicht, ob so viele körperliche Änderungen gut für meine mentale Gesundheit wären. Ich weiß es einfach nicht. Und ich sage nicht nein, absolut nicht. Ich sage nur, ich weiß es nicht. Aber ich bin auch 37 Jahre alt. Times a wasted.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
I feel like Raven will get pregnant at 52. Let's go. She's like, I am Janet Jackson. Let's do this. Uterus is ready. Uterus is ready. You sound like Tiffany.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Sie dachte, du hättest gesagt Universum, aber ich dachte, sie muss dich korrekt hören, weil sie sagt, dass die Uterus bereit ist. Das ist viel lustiger als das Universum.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Wir haben lange Namen. Ja, wir haben lange Namen.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Und unsere Philosophie in der Leben ist auch eine von Akzeptanz gegen Resistenz. Also wirklich alles, was für Raven und ich auf dem Uptrack geschehen ist, also verheiratet werden, Häuser kaufen, ein Geschäft starten, es war einfach, es war unbedeutend. Es gab kein... Wir haben natürlich unsere Momente, wir sind menschlich, aber die wirklich großen Dinge, die fielen organisch in den Ort.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Wir mussten nichts forcieren. Und ich denke, das wird unser, auch mit Quinn, es war einfach so, wie Raven ihn sah, ihn fand, es war einfach. Ich glaube, das ist das, was unsere Leben sein wird, wenn es um Kinder geht.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Oh, Raven Simone Pyramid Mayday.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Raven-Symoné, Pyramid Maiden.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ich liebe sie so sehr.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Oh, es war groß. Das war eine große Kontroverse. Ich bin so sorry. Nein, es ist okay. Hier ist die Sache. Ich bin gekommen, um zu verstehen, wo ich falsch war in der Konversation. Raven ist ein Icon. Raven ist, besonders in der schwarzen Gemeinschaft, was Raven für junge Mädchen und junge Jungs gemacht hat, die diese Sichtbarkeit wollten, die sie damals nicht hatten, ist unglaublich.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Echt? Unglaublich. Wenn du dich vorstellst, sagst du nicht den ganzen Namen. Nein, ich sage nie den ganzen Namen. Du bist so verwirrt. Die Leute wissen nicht, wie man das beantworten kann. Auch als wir uns verheißen haben, dachten die Leute, dass ich Miranda Pyramid Maiden war. Und ich glaube, dass sie dachten, dass ich Pyramid war, weil sie keine Ahnung hatten, dass Ravens letzte Name Pyramid war.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Richtig. Unglaublich. Wow. das auf etwas reflektiert hat in unserer Dynamik heute oder mich heute. Ich habe jetzt, seit wir zusammen sind, alles gesehen, was Raven fast schon gemacht hat. Ich meine, von A Girl Like Grace zu College Road Trip, zu That's A Raven, zu Raven's Home.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Sie ist jetzt hier, um euch Trolls zu versichern, mit A Girl Like Grace. Sie hat im Prinzip angefangen. Wie viele von euch haben A Mighty Oak gesehen?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
I mean, there you go. I know her resume is my point through and through. I'm in it. And when we were talking earlier about people who just kind of pick and choose what they want to hear and run with, that is what happened. She took her earrings off just then. Yes. Wait a minute. I have a couple people I have a few words for. But no, my point is, is that
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ich verstehe, wo die Leute von mir kommen und denken, dass ich Raven, Simone und ihr Talent und ihre Bedeutung nicht respektiere, aber das war nicht die Intention. Und ich kenne Raven, Simone. Ich kenne auch Raven, meine Frau. Und das ist so Raven, wenn wir darüber sprechen, ist fantastisch. Es ist so lustig. Es ist wunderschön, weil sie ein wunderschöner physischer Komedian ist.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Und Ältere mögen es. Wenn man es als ältere Person anschaut, war meine Schwester damit besessen. Also war es in meinem Haus. Meine Schwester ist fünf Jahre jünger als ich. Außerdem ist das die andere Sache. Es kam 2003 raus. Ich kann keine mentale Mathematik für Scheiße, aber ich bin 37.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ich habe nicht das Disney-Kanal gesehen. Ich habe Momente davon gesehen, als meine Schwester es hatte. Aber jetzt, nachdem ich wirklich gesessen habe und die Show gesehen habe... Als Junge ist es großartig. Es ist unvergleichbar. Raven sollte jetzt alle Emmys und die Applaus und die Blumen haben, weil das Show großartig war. Sie waren alle großartig. Orlando, Annalisa, sie waren alle großartig.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Es war ein wirklich gutes Show.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ja, es ging verrückt.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Es ging wirklich wild, ich weiß.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Also es gibt immer nur die Namen. Und dann ist Mayday gespelt M-A-D-A-Y. Und die Leute in meiner ganzen Leben haben M-A-D-A-Y gesagt. Und wenn du dann M-A-D-A-Y sagst, dann geben sie ein weiteres Y rein. Also wir haben einfach Traumabunden über unsere Namen.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Being out publicly and putting myself in a position to engage with people means you most likely will get people who dislike you or want to troll you or have opinions about you. Once you're kind of a public person, that is just what happens. And for the most part, Ich bin okay damit, weil die meisten Dinge so weit entfernt sind.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Wenn Leute Dinge sagen, sagen sie wirklich unabhängige Dinge und sie sind so weit von der Wahrheit. Ich kann es nicht lassen, dass es penetriert. Es penetriert nicht, aber das Szenario im Wesentlichen war einfach wach und wach und wach auf so einer großen Ebene, dass ich dachte, das fühlt sich anders an.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Und die einzige andere Zeit, an der Dinge mich schlagen, ist, wenn jemand tatsächlich etwas sagt, das wahr ist. Wie wenn sie auf meine Ungewissheit hinkommen oder etwas sagen, von dem ich denke, oh, okay, ich habe mit dem gearbeitet. Oder ich höre mich selbst etwas sagen und ich verstehe, wie jemand das gehört hat, obwohl das nicht meine Intention war. I've had to learn. It's hard.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
When you have these conversations, people don't give other people grace and think that like, oh, something could have happened behind the scenes that I'm not aware of. They take you at such face value.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Wo kommst du, Abby? Ja, Irland. Ich bin ein irisch-amerikanischer.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Unsere. Wir haben es gewählt. Ja, ich glaube, wir haben darüber gesprochen und wir waren einfach so, was wollen wir tun? Ich mag meinen letzten Namen wirklich. Ich glaube, Miranda Mayday ist ein starker Name. Und mein Vater war so aufgeregt, als wir Mädchen waren, dass Mayday ein wirklich guter Name war.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Es ist so schwer, deine Worte richtig zu sagen. Ich habe immer gedacht, dass ich eine sehr gut gesprochen, artikulierte Person bin. Und ich höre Dinge zurück, die ich gesagt habe. Und ich bin wie, Miranda, warum hast du das gesagt? Und ich denke, wenn du verstehst, wie Menschen... Es ist fast so, als ob du extrem schwarz-weiß oder extraordinär wach bist.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Du musst entweder sagen, du kannst keinen Raum für Interpretationen auf bestimmten Themen verlassen. Or people will just attach meaning to either end of the spectrum. And then you're just screwed if that wasn't your intention.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Das ist wahr. Ja, manche Leute wollen, aber... Für deine Sanität musst du... Ja, ich verstehe, was du sagst. Oder vielleicht um dir Ruhe zu geben, richtig? Wenn du mir eine Punktblank-Frage fragst und ich bin einfach so, nein, ich will das nicht machen, dann habe ich meine Antwort veröffentlicht versus... Ich bin nicht sicher. Und dann könnte jemand sagen, siehst du, wie passiv sie war?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Wait, what?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Siehst du, wie sie klar will, aber sie konnte nicht sagen, ja. Siehst du, wie ungeheuer sie war in dem Moment? Es ist so, dass es viel mehr Raum für Spekulationen bietet.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
That is cool. Sorry, I had to get up there. But I think MVPM is cool too. But MVP is pretty great.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Denzel, you ain't got nothing.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
More personal, maybe. It's also, it's like, because Angelina Jolie and Tom Cruise and Denzel, they've all had their fair share of press, right? But it's from a place of people speculating. It's almost like a massive rumor mill. People never really touch those things. It's not like Tom Cruise said something crazy and therefore people are like, can you believe he said that?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
It's like, we are thinking that Tom Cruise is doing this behind closed doors. Ja, das ist ein weiterer Bereich.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Whenever I see hers, I think R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Exactly. I should just keep adding to my name and just get to R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Like an LGBTQ putt.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
I know. Also if we did that, imagine how long they'd be. They'd be like short to the width of our shoulders. That's funny.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Und Sex in the City. Ja, anyway.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Das ist das süßeste Baby jemals.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ich glaube, das ist auch ein Teil der Sache, dass Menschen, die so verbunden sind mit Raven, ist, dass Raven ihr Gesicht noch nicht verändert hat. Sie sieht genau das gleiche aus.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Your hair is amazing.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Oh my god, see you guys. I just want to make a baby with you.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Do you guys keep your kids out of the public eye or what's...
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
He is a good little guy. He comes with us most places and he's very well behaved and he's a little angel. He's a little angel. He knows he's on camera now. Okay, get ready Quinn. I brush his teeth every day. Oh my gosh. I wash his face every day.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ich habe das ein bisschen gehört auf einem Podcast am letzten Tag und ich dachte, das wäre interessant. Jemand sagte, er ist Psychiater und er sagte, wenn deine Kinder nicht Ehre wünschen, weißt du, dass du ihnen einen guten Job gemacht hast. Und die Person sagte, okay, warum? Und er sagte, weil wenn ein junges Kind Ehre wünscht, Was sie eigentlich suchen, ist externe Validierung.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Aber wenn ein Kind keine Ehre sucht, bedeutet das, dass sie lernen, sich selbst zu validieren. Und deshalb brauchen sie nichts Externes, weil sie das System intern haben. Und ich war so, wow, verdammt, das ist so, weil wenn du es anschaust,
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Raising a child that knows how to validate themselves and feel comfortable in their skin and doesn't need the opinion of anyone outside of them to sway them in either direction is the strongest human one can form. Because then they can go out in the world and thrive and learn and make mistakes and blah, blah, blah. But I was like, that's super interesting. Yeah, it's like...
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Hundert Prozent. Und du hörst viele Menschen, die berühmt sind, darüber sprechen, dass sie in einem Raum von hundert Leuten sind und immer noch so traurig fühlen. Und du musst nicht berühmt sein, um so zu fühlen. Ja.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Aber die Frage dann wird dann, was mit dir los ist, intern, wenn du all diese Leute hast, die dich preisen, oder was auch immer, dass du immer noch diese Isolation fühlst, oder du fühlst dich immer noch nicht gut genug, oder du hast nicht genug erreicht, oder bla bla bla. Das ist total eine Reflexion auf die Beziehung mit dem Selbst. Das hat nichts mit der externen Welt zu tun. Ja.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Oh, ich fühle mich gar nicht. Ich bin im Inneren tot. Ich bin im Inneren tot. Sag nicht so schreckliche Sachen.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Raven Simone ist im Inneren tot. Und nicht afroamerikanisch. Oh Gott.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
So the question is, does Raven feel? Feel enough. Feel enough in... Okay.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
So I think that this is something interesting about Raven. Raven, I believe, had she not been positioned in the world of fame or celebrity or acting, whatever, she probably wouldn't have chosen it.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
I think that Raven is a very secure person, a person who is very confident, a person who does not seek external validation, which is why when people get to know her, they're like, wow, you're so grounded. You're so cool. You're so easy because she doesn't. Seek Fame. She doesn't want to be a celebrity. Raven has found peace in her work. And she's accepted what she does.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
But I think that being a famous person for her is so peripheral to what she actually does. And now she's like, I'm a director. And she has more ownership of her career. She's choosing her lane. But... She's not somebody who is impacted by the external in a way that I think a lot of people are in her industry. I think that a lot of actors would sit before you and say, I'm terribly insecure.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
And you're like, yeah, no shit. That's part of why you're doing this. Raven, I think, is in it because she was put in it and has made the best of it. That's high praise.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
For anyone who's confused, Raven just tricked us.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Matt, what's it like being married to these tall women, right? Isn't it crazy? It's great, right? Like, does your neck hurt all the time? He's intimidated daily. Yeah, exactly. I know, I know that. You guys are these Amazonian women that we're married to.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Literally yesterday on the camera, he was like, oh my gosh. Das sage ich auch.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
She looks at me and she goes, I'm not going to kneel because I'm in Gucci. And then she basically goes, hey Miranda, I think that you're pretty f***ing great and I think that we should get married.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
You're being serious. No, no, no. You have to remember it was COVID. You have to remember it was COVID and the ring that Raven proposed to me was always like, this is a placeholder, if you will, and then we'll go find something. And then I worked with a few different jewelers and Ich hatte einen wirklich schlechten Jeweller-Geruch.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Wir hatten drei Ringe gemacht und jedes einzelne brach in einer anderen Art und Weise. Es war sehr bizarr, aber ich denke, an dem Zeitpunkt war jedes Leben seltsam.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ich dachte, wir müssen Bands machen. Und es ist so lustig, weil das Foto von diesen Ringen ist das, was People Magazine publiziert hat. Also wurde es umgedreht.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Und wir gingen zu Philly Mart.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Exactly. We went to a flea market, found a matching pair and it was so cheap. It was the type that had the hole in the back so you could pinch it to fit your finger. You guys know what I'm talking about? Wait, for the wedding?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
We should have just used tinfoil for fuck's sake. That would have been chicer. Your potatoes would have suffered. I don't care. Anyway, back to this proposal.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
And I, did you say, like, yeah, you did. It was cute. It was cute and pink. And I think it was too big. Nein, es war nicht zu groß. Ich versuche mich daran zu erinnern, was die Steine waren. Ja, es war eine Steine. Ich weiß, ich versuche mich daran zu erinnern, was die Steine waren, weshalb ich gesagt habe, hm hm.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
She's a little bit of a hype beast. I was labeled out. I didn't. I was frizzy haired. I have really curly hair. It was totally frizzy. I was wearing one of her oversized sweaters. And I'm here with random jeans.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
That's the real question. Were you expecting it? A little bit. I felt something coming, but I didn't know.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Anyway.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
So Raven stands before me and she looks at me and she goes, I'm not gonna kneel because I'm in Gucci. And I was like, what? And then she basically goes, like, I wish I could remember it closer to this. But the gist of it was this. Hey Miranda, I think that you're pretty f***ing great and I think that we should get married and just like do this. Are you in or are you out?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
And then like she shows me a ring. I'll explain why later. She shows me a ring and I swear to God, I was like, yes, of course. And I look down at the ring and when I look up, she's f***ing gone. Und ich dachte mir, was zur Hölle? Das ist nicht erwartet. Nein. Und Regan rennt über diese zwei-Karren-Haube, wo es so ist, dass die Leute die Kuh umdrehen.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Sie rennt über die andere Seite der Straße und dann schießt sie ihre Hände hoch, alle so, Jesus Christus. Und ich schaue nach ihr und ich bin so, habe ich nur gegründet? War das wirklich so? Ist das der Moment?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Aber ich war so, Okay, so here's what happened. It was hilarious. It was so quintessentially us. You're welcome.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Du hast es am anderen Tag gesagt, in einer Art und Weise, die ich wirklich interessant fand. Du konntest auf einem Set auf die Eile gehen, du konntest all diese Aktionen machen und glauben, aber die Realität, dass etwas zu dir passiert, war einfach so außergewöhnlich. Und du musstest dich quasi zurückdrücken. Und ich war so, das macht Sinn.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Das macht Sinn, weil für jemanden wie mich, ich war so, ich fühlte mich, ich fühlte mich
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
It felt like the Tasmanian Devil rushed in and then rushed back out. Or like the Roadrunner. I was just left in a little cloud of dust. I guess we're planning a wedding, which we did.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
It was perfect.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
There are some people I think who are very sentimental in that way and very intentional, which I think is beautiful. Raven and I match each other in the fact that we both see how there could be other versions, but we're also very okay with...
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
es nur uns zu sein und wir lachen über bestimmte Dinge und wir sind wie, es ist nicht so wertvoll, weil wir sogar darüber gesprochen haben mit unserer Geburtstag, wir wissen, wir hatten eine kleine Covid-Bedrohung in der Vorderwälder, unsere Familien waren nicht da, wir hatten, du weißt, eine Hälfte von Freunden und es war perfekt, aber manchmal bin ich so, verdammt, wie wenn ich sehe, dass Liebe blind ist, ich bin so, ja,
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ich wünschte mir, dass ich so ein Kleid tragen könnte.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Also habe ich ihr ein One-Z-Jumpsuit gekauft.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Es war Gucci. Für unsere Geburtstag. Aber wenn ich... Das ist mein Rezipient.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Sorry, guys. I always veer off a little to the left. No, that's hilarious. Yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ich kann es nicht tragen. I wanna have... I wanna have a party too. And I can always re-propose. You know what I mean? With the real ring.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Yeah, we could. And I was thinking, you know, next year is five years. That's a good number. Maybe we have our party then. And I can wear like three different dresses.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ich habe nicht so viel darüber nachgedacht, weil ich glaube, dass dieser Art von Denkprozess im Allgemeinen, dich für einen Fehler aufsetzen soll, weil du dann ständig vergleichst und dann wirst du immer in deinem Leben enttäuscht fühlen. Das ist das Einzige, was mir gefällt. Das ist das Einzige, was mir gefällt. Das ist das Einzige, was mir gefällt.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ich möchte ein bisschen mehr über die Höhe sprechen.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Was nennst du diese Schuhe? Balenciaga.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Yeah. Croc and Balenciaga did a collab. Okay. She wore them to the fucking airport once. And literally... Oh, sorry. She wore them... We'll beep it out. She wore them to the airport once. And when I tell you... For anyone who maybe isn't watching but just listening, Raven is wearing 20-pound... Plastik.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ich habe nie etwas, das Balenciaga ist.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Yeah, I know. So she's walking through the airport and we're walking to our gate and I keep looking behind me, I keep looking behind me and Raven is walking, holding like three bags and then she yells across the airport at me and she goes, I'm not on sport mode anymore. And I was like, when were you ever on sport mode?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
They don't make it through TSA. She beeps and has to get them removed and then she gets body searched. Listen, you guys, listen. It's hilarious. Listen. But it's perfect because it's our story.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ja, das haben wir. Wir haben uns 2015 getroffen und Raven ging nach New York, kurz danach, um die VIEW zu machen. Und wir sind zusammen nach New York gegangen und haben ein paar Tage verbracht. Okay, Quinn. And then we broke up, had time kind of to discover ourselves, date, do what we had to do and then came back together in 2020 and got married very quickly after that. Oh, wow.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
We kind of, well, I had always known that Raven was my person and so it felt really easy once we were back together and she realized that I was her person to just be like, let's go, let's do this. But that's Das ist es. Das ist eine gute Geschichte.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
I don't think that's a bad secret at all.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ich habe eigentlich keine Ahnung. Es kann dir helfen, gesund zu bleiben, weil es so viele flüssige Pathogenen gibt, richtig? Also, wenn du nur ein bisschen Vaseline in deinen Nase nimmst, dann fängt es an, was in deinem Nase hochkommt und dich krank macht.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Also, es ist ein wirklich klüger Protokoll, wenn du in große Räume gehst, wenn du reist, wenn du zu einem Konzert gehst, wenn du nur ein bisschen Vaseline in deinem Nase nimmst, Und wenn du Gläser trägst, weißt du, weil es ist im Grunde genommen Mund, Nase, Augen und Ohren, die dich schmerzen würden.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Also wenn du das tust oder du deine Ohren mit ein bisschen Hydrogenperoxid, besonders mit jungen Kindern, kannst du das einfach mit ihnen tun und es wird reduziert. Definitiv nicht unsere Dinge für medizinisch, aber mach deine eigenen Recherchen. Ich bin kein Arzt und jeder weiß das, aber was ich sage, ist auch ein bisschen Standard in Bezug auf das Swabien.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Aber ja, wir tun das und ich denke, dass mehr Menschen es tun sollten.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ja, es hilft wirklich, es hilft definitiv. I bet you have soft, nice hands.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ja, ich würde sagen, dass du auch wissen musst, dass Vaseline ein Öklusiv ist, richtig? Also es soll Moistur halten, aber wenn du etwas auf dem Topf nicht hast, wie wenn du eine Lotion und dann Vaseline und dann einen Kopf aufnimmst. Ja, dann wirst du eigentlich deine Haut hydratieren.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
That's good. I know my Vaseline real well.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
That's actually good.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Du kannst es selbst machen, aber auch einen guten gebratenen Talos oder Shea Butter. Shea Butter ist auch toll.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
I know, you always say that. I heard it. I feel like you misheard.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
In a cubby hole?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Oh, cool.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Es war cool. Ich erinnere mich, als ich zuerst nach New York ging, war ich so, oh, warte, das ist, wo wir schlafen. Weil du nicht aufstehen kannst. Du würdest definitiv, und es war nur eine Mattrasse auf dem Boden. Und ich war so, Raven, was ist hier los? Aber ich muss sagen, es war wahrscheinlich eine der komfortabelsten Schlafsituationen, weil es nur ein Raum für Schlaf gab.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Und sie hat einen tollen, naja, ich lüge. You had tatami mats at first and it was extraordinarily hard. But then you did buy a softer situation.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ja, genau.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Okay, cool. Und ich habe das seit... Fast zwei Jahre. Und dann hat die Pandemie alles unterbrochen. Und dann haben wir unseren Podcast und unsere Arbeit zusammen gestartet. Aber es war unglaublich. Das ist so cool. Es ist wirklich wunderschön, intensiv, unglaublich. Was hat dich dazu gebracht?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Es ist interessant, als wir in New York waren, habe ich einen Ort gefunden, der namens Carriage Birth House ist, von Domino Kirk. Und für alle, die es vielleicht nicht wissen, Domino Kirk ist ein verdammter Doula und verheiratet mit Penn Badgley. Sie war damals nicht da, aber ich erinnere mich, ich glaube, es war ihr Instagram oder so, und ich dachte mir, diese Frau ist großartig.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Sie war so zackig, aber auch wirklich wunderschön und charismatisch und konversational. Und ich sah diese Gruppe von Frauen, mit denen sie gearbeitet hat, und ich dachte mir, ich fühle mich so gut mit diesen Leuten. Meine Frau ist zackig. Oder zumindest will ich glauben, dass ich mit diesen Leuten fit bin. Ja, ein bisschen. Nicht wie Domino's.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Aber ich dachte mir, vielleicht will ich so etwas machen, weil meine Karriere ein bisschen gespürt war. Ich war hier als persönliche Unterstützung. Ich wusste, ich wollte etwas in der Unterhaltung machen, aber ich wusste nicht, wo ich in der Unterhaltung fit und bla bla bla. Also dachte ich mir, vielleicht nehme ich einfach eine echte Initiative und mache so etwas.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Raven-Symoné & Miranda Pearman-Maday on Childhood Fame, Having Kids, and Failed Proposal
Ich bin dann nach New York gegangen, nachdem wir uns verabschiedet haben und zurück in die Unternehmensarbeit gegangen. Und dann habe ich mir einfach gesagt, weißt du was, ich werde ein Training für Doula machen. Ich will das wirklich machen. Und ich habe einen in L.A. gefunden. Und ja, das war der Zeitpunkt in meinem Leben für fast zwei Jahre.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Rachael & Tom on Rejecting Birth Control, PCOS & Losing my Parents
We were active.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Rachael & Tom on Rejecting Birth Control, PCOS & Losing my Parents
You should have asked who took the photo. Okay, wait. No, I'm kidding. Wait, no. Who did take the photo? I actually want to know. It was on timer. No.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Rachael & Tom on Rejecting Birth Control, PCOS & Losing my Parents
Yeah.
The Viall Files
E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History
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The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Yeah, I remember. They still held back the good stuff.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Um, this is important.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
What?
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened next?
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Oh, what'd they find?
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Oh, tracking down the most evil man alive is a waste of resources.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
The CIA picked a strange time to suddenly become budget conscious.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
What do you mean?
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Killer insects linked down in a stash can.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Yonkers? You mean Yonkers. North of the city where my cousin Monty lives.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
It always gets worse.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
I still wouldn't trust a plane called a Junker.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Whoa, Dulles was speaking German? To a Nazi? During a war?
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
What'd I say?
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Or delete you.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Oh, no.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Show them a picture of the choppers. Let's see the choppers.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Say, hey, Mom, I said the way you move gonna make you sweat, gonna make you grove. Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da, ah, ah.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Oh, you're way past that, Chief. This episode is never going to see the light of day.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Let's DNA test the teeth and see if they come from the same head.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Yeah, but we can try.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
That's not what happened.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Oh, not the band, the Dirigible?
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Yeah, it means airship.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Fine, fine, fine, go ahead. Sheesh, what a grouch.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Oh, we're still here? I figured this video would be deleted by now.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Grab a heck of a t-shirt or one of these fishable coffee mugs that you can roll with an iron fist and stick right in this mug there. Or drink a delicious beverage of your choice. It's none of my concern. Or grab a hoodie or one of these squeezy... No, not yet with the squeezy... First, we got to talk about these creepy U2 voodoo dolls. And then we can talk about the squeezy animal stuck.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Oh, my goodness. Can I do this one again? And the stuffed heck of a squeezy toy.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Ah, yes, the U-boat shaped rocks of Argentina. Lovely this time of year.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Oh, hang on, hang on. Bearer bonds? Those are the things that Eddie Murphy found at Beverly Hills Cap.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
And die hard.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
And leak the weapon. License to kill the Goonies.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
God, the government doesn't like it when they can't track the money.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Yeah, I gotta stop you again, yeah. Uh, what pouch?
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Uh, yeah, from Lethal Weapon 2.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Gladio, link down in your tickle-tote.
The Why Files: Operation Podcast
576: Operation Eagle Flight: The Escape from Berlin to Bariloche
Whoa, whoa, whoa. The Red Cross helped Nazis escape? Like the Red Cross? Yep. Next you'll be telling me UNICEF was running weapons.
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Wait, wait, wait. He had that?
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Oh, like FDR.
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Ah, the media would lie about a president's health. I don't believe it. What? So soon?
This Is Important
Ep 240: Weed Is Cool?
Well, not me, but me with someone else's body part. This is Levittown, a new podcast from iHeart Podcasts, Bloomberg and Kaleidoscope about the rise of deepfake pornography and the battle to stop it. Listen to Levittown on Bloomberg's Big Take podcast. Find it on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Ep 240: Weed Is Cool?
They put out something on social media, so I'd get calls in the middle of the night all the time.
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Well, we have answers for you in the new iHeart Original podcast, Science Stuff.
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In 2020, a group of young women found themselves in an AI-fuelled nightmare. Someone was posting photos. It was just me naked.
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Ep 240: Weed Is Cool?
Well, not me, but me with someone else's body parts. This is Leavittown, a new podcast from iHeart Podcasts, Bloomberg and Kaleidoscope about the rise of deepfake pornography and the battle to stop it. Listen to Levittown on Bloomberg's Big Take podcast. Find it on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Ep 240: Weed Is Cool?
In 2020, a group of young women found themselves in an AI-fuelled nightmare. Someone was posting photos. It was just me naked.
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Ep 242: Are You Smarter Than A Podcaster?
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important.
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I mean, it's very cute, this little poop. You could eat it. You just may not survive.
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The Echoes of Moon River. Another shout out to Brandon, by the way.
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Come on out, Kara. Welcome, lovely. Kara, would you please tell everyone where they could listen to you?
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We're going to change that, okay? We're going to move that podcast up. Moving up! Because everyone here is going to subscribe, and everyone watching at home on Kiswee will subscribe, too.
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All right. So, Kara, we have a really fun category. Love it. And we cannot wait to hear you weigh in on all of these. Should we just get started with them?
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This is Best Fight. Best Fight. Will you read the first one, please?
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All right. Oh, one of our guests in attendance, Dolores doesn't like that Jackie called her a slob. Slob. Slob. Really? Slob.
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I think that was the best fight because it was both intense but also hilarious the entire time. It wasn't very serious. I support that one.
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Yeah. My biggest disappointment of 2024 was that the valley was really good. I'm so mad. I was so mad.
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All right. Now it is time to reveal the winner of the best fight. Thank you.
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Will you accept this on behalf of Chris and Dodie and the Lollies?
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stop it no ronnie okay okay no but like let's not let's not overlook all the contributions that ronnie carroll makes look look so much i'm giving you a compliment like i don't want you to start complimenting me now because i just gave you a compliment that's weird but i want to give you a compliment no because that's like a youtube ronnie to you no i like i want my own segment
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I think I'm entitled to give you a compliment.
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Well, I guess if that's how you really feel, then that's how you really feel, but I just think you're doing a good job.
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Okay, well, we are gonna talk about best scandal with you. Speaking of scandals, okay, this is the chaotic thing. We'll just put that right over there. This is the part of the show where our desk looks like we're at a news desk in 1950. We're like, okay. All right.
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I just want to point out one thing, that this image over here, this is how it happened. This was not Photoshopped. They were doing, they were at a step and repeat, and kind of just Luann was like, cabaret. And then he was like, oh my God, I love cabaret.
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I mean... Is this mine? All right, I'll take this. Yeah, this one's mine. Zero say two on it. I stole it. I don't know.
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And by the way, thank you to Ariana Maddox for giving us that little video message.
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I swear, there's nothing like watching Ronnie doing the Ronnie thing. Am I right, everyone? That was amazing. That was amazing. It was amazing. Okay, all right. So that was, okay. Now it's time to talk about villains. So let's bring out from Betches, Dylan Hafer. Dylan, come on out.
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All right, Dylan. Well, we're so happy to have you here. I have a question. This has actually nothing to do with villains. Well, maybe it does. I don't know. Did you work at Betches when Paige and Hannah were working there? You know, I did. You did? I did. And how was that?
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Yes, I agree. Team Paige all the way. Yeah, we're with you on that. So we brought you out here because we felt like you were particularly equipped because you have a razor sharp sense of humor and you also have a good perception of the world to talk about best villain in the past year of Bravo. So shall we get to the nominees? Let's do it. All right. Why don't you start us off with the first one?
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Also from the Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamara Judge.
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And here's a fun one. Whitney Levitt from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Let's get some Hulu representation here.
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I can only see so many Diet Cokes get assaulted with, like, Coffee Mate. And Mountain Dew Spritz.
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Miss Sadie. Glorious and prestigious award. Little Miss Golden Crappies. Thank you.
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It's almost like makes me not want to go see the band Arizona.
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A partnership. It's about, like, how I feel and how you make me feel.
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I know. Finally, a good use for AI. Hi, I'm AI. OK.
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She was lit. She was lit. I have to say, you know, we haven't really been, we've been so excited, we haven't weighed in on a lot, but I feel like it's important to weigh in right now. I don't know if this is the biggest scandal, but I have to say my favorite scandal is definitely Countess Luanjo Bradley and Danielle. Oh!
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Okay. So, oh, this is fun. Well, you know what? There's always exciting moments on Bravo, and there's always scandalous moments. So to help us talk about best scandal, please welcome YouTuber extraordinaire Kempire. Kempire!
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We'll put this up. She's great. It was a very close race. Just because she hasn't sent in the video, she won fair and square, and it's amazing.
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We got one more nominee for best show of the year, though. So now, a scene from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
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Ah, pesos. Okay, this is a text message from Bronwyn, and it is the most hurtful thing that anyone has ever written about me.
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It says, I booked Lisa Barlow a ticket in coach.
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OK. Hold on. OK. This is what Heather wrote about me. OK. You guys ready? OK. OK. Here's the text. Huh?
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Kempire. Everyone go listen and subscribe to Kempire. Go see his live shows.
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Um, prism? No? Wait. Oh. You exploited my vagina. And scene.
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And now it is time, the highest honor of the year, best show of the year, as voted by everyone in the audience.
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For a wonderful evening of celebration. Thank you to our wonderful pianist, Brandon. Our director, Mark, who saved the slideshow. And to all of you and to everyone at home watching on Kiswe, thank you so much for coming tonight. And get home safely. We love you guys. We love you.
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Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.
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Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Know your worth with Jason Kerr. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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Give him hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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She like wasn't feeling like good like in the car like guys like.
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If you keep crying, like, Jody's going to, like, leave you, like.
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You're, like, needy, like. You're so needy, like. You're, like, a baby, like. And...
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Why is she throwing chicken at poor people dogs? I grew up poor.
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Oh, my God, dead baby dolls hanging from the tree. Look.
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Guys, please don't make me go on that. Please don't get me on the island of the creepy dolls, please.
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And scene. You know, I have to say one of the great honors of my life was pretending to throw up on a gondola ride in front of my parents.
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And also, to all the plus ones who were dragged to this show tonight, everything we just said, that happened. That happened. That all happened.
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All right, everyone. Sit back. You may have heard about this next person, and the person who may have told you about her was Serena from Tenafly. Ladies and gentlemen, Margaret Josephs.
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We are so happy to have you back here at Town Hall. Last time we did a show here, you came, which was so generous. And this time, you brought Joe.
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And by the way, a shout-out that Paul was here with Dolores, too.
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So what's been going on with you? Have you been to Jersey Mike's lately?
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I, this is, I can only imagine Jennifer Aiden as Oprah. You get a tuna sandwich.
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Well, I don't know what's going on with New Jersey, but of course I want you and Dolores back.
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Who would you rather see on the reboot, Jennifer Aiden or Laura?
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Okay, well, honestly, you have been a lightning rod in so many group scenes, so we thought it would be best if you came out here for the category of best group scene.
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All right, next up we've got Meredith's Bat Mitzvah.
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What was the episode? You were on one of the Real Housewives, right? They pulled a clip of you talking.
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Would you ever go on The Traitors if they invited you?
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You know what? The last person that we asked that question to on the crappies was MJ.
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Okay, let's find out the winner of her best group scene. Do you have any here that seem good for you?
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It's our dream. You know, one thing that one benchmark that we haven't really hit is that we have not ever really had the pull quote that comes up at the reunion that says, watch what crap ends. I'm shocked. I know, but we can dare to dream. But you have had an impact on these shows. You've been on them. They pulled your videos. Yeah, I'm still blocked by Andy.
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An all-time classic episode. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm hand for Mark and Joseph. Who would accept this on behalf of Meredith Marks?
We Can Do Hard Things
Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
I'll take over there. When I was in my early 20s, Codependent No More was probably the most transformative and important book. Melody, we love you, and we hope you are on your journey. We love you, PodSquad.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
And so if you do love yourself as much as you're loving others, then are you free of codependency? Because I read your book over 20 years ago. And one of the things that I have always struggled with is, Mm-hmm. equally and sometimes more than other people, but I do still exhibit similar behaviors that I did then. Am I still codependent now? Do you heal from this travesty? What of being human?
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Being codependent because I don't know the difference between codependency and love. Like, like that is my big question. Like marriage and, and my children, um, Raising children feels like a big pile of codependency.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Thank you, Melody. Okay, this makes me feel better.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
You just solved my life right there. I'm a Gemini too, Melody. Thank you for making me feel seen and heard. Thank you.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Exactly.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Yes.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
how do you approach the idea of every single day needing to surrender? Because there's so many of us, myself included, I want to do it once and be done with it. How do you approach feeling okay with the idea that every day you're Because it's not a forever finished done thing. It's like every time you get on a website and it says, do you accept the cookies?
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Oh, that makes me feel better.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
I mean, on behalf of my 20-year-old self, I'm now 42, I just want to say thank you so much for giving me the language back then to know that I had a life's work ahead of me. And I think that, I don't know if you meant this at the time, but it's really a feminist manifesto of women returning to their homes. And I just...
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
On behalf of all women everywhere, I want to thank you for your work and sharing this hour with us.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
You're incredible.
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LIVE from Mexico with Brandi and Catherine Carlile
We are Theresa and Nemo and that's why we switched to Shopify.
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LIVE from Mexico with Brandi and Catherine Carlile
Finally, our Nemo Boards shop also makes a good figure on mobile devices and the illustrations on the boards are now much clearer, which is also important to us and what also makes our brand.
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
No, it actually makes me feel I'm still niche, which is cool. Okay. Okay. Oh, like you're like edgy, cool. You're like... You got to know to know.
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
Better not be clinking any forks with anybody else. Well, we already stole it from somebody else. That's fine. But for, you know, in 20 years, we will be still doing it. And how exciting is that?
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
I have something to say to that because I think it's really interesting. I played professional sport and I basically prior to a game, I would go through a sort of like a hundred step ritual process and And if it was a good game, for instance, I would think through very specifically if there was any altering of that. And then I would add that to the ritual.
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
So when I retired at 35, you can imagine the long list of stuff. And then if I forgot to do something, it would mess psychologically me up for the game. One thing I'm thinking about, and I'm curious what your thoughts are on this, because I can see kind of the difference between ritual habits and superstitions. They're kind of similar. They have a similar through line of a desire for control.
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
But with ritual, it feels like ritual is the place that we land after we try superstitions and habits over time. And ritual is almost the surrender of in a way that the contract we make with the universe is like, okay, I'm going to do these rituals. It's going to bring me a little bit more peace. I know that I don't really have control, but this is just the little game that I'm playing.
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
It's like the surrendering to the control by trying to create this little ritual. Is there any truth into what I've just said?
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
Well, this would require us to actually have to take showers in the morning and the night.
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
Yeah, religion, let's get away from religion.
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
Could we have like a temporary thing? Like, let's just hypothetically say, because I'm an optimizer, unfortunately, but let's just hypothetically say that you don't have time to do your candle or your meeting or whatever in the morning. Is there a replacement ritual that you can do that can be like, bam, we're still going to be good today?
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
That's good. And you also know that tomorrow you can do it and kind of like cut off the failure day. Yeah. You'll find your way back. Yeah. Yeah.
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
What if that's not true? Tied to that. I just want to be protective of the people who might just be doing ritual for their own sake, not because they are believing or tapping into something deeper. But for their own sake is a bigger meaning.
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
No, I understand. Who wants to have a human experience. I understand. And maybe that's the same thing. It's just I didn't want to ostracize a person who's like, I don't believe that there's, you know, I just think that I'm trying to do this thing because it makes me feel good.
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
And then it allows them to step in and maybe be creative and have some sort of input themselves and so we have teenagers who are just about to become real adults and they could care less about what we do it's like okay well think of something for yourself and then maybe they will have some sort of individuality and if they choose to have kids later
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
That's exactly right.
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
I tell them all the time, like, I cannot wait until you have your first home. I'm going to walk in here and I'm going to mess it up on purpose. Believe me, I will have a grandma.
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
What if we get millions of people who listen to our podcast clinking their forks right before they start eating? What if we could just find like a collective ritual that starts?
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
Oh, I love this conversation so much.
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The Rituals that Make a Magical Life with Michael Norton
God, that is a dream of mine.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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I think Burger King was up.
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I'm Charissa and my advice to all entrepreneurs is to successfully start with Shopify. I've been using Shopify since the first day and the platform never makes me any problems. I have a lot of problems, but the platform is never one of them. I have the feeling that Shopify continuously optimizes their platform. Everything is super easy, integrated and linkable.
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And the time and the money that I save through it, I can invest in other things. Especially in growth.
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as always playdate podcast is brought to you by triple the original high seltzer redefining the party landscape okay before we're recording we were talking about down syndrome and so i'm gonna tell you a fun story wait you have to do like well angus is here oh yeah and then you've seen his special bad words What else? I think he did. What else have they seen? Fringe guy. Fringe guy. French guy.
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Right? Wasn't it literally during our little huddle up? And then he was just sitting there in a full troll costume. He was already in the troll outfit.
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That being said, the first sketch, he plays a troll, which we were like, the troll could have a nosebleed. It could have been funny. You just got to get it together by the second sketch. I like that you guys are crunching the numbers. You're like, troll could have a nosebleed. We actually were.
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Was it like a stress-induced one? I'll get stress-induced.
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Oh, easily. Yeah. Easily. I've gotten like one maybe ever. I was always so envious of... I wonder if that's... Oh, sorry. No, no, no. Related to like, you know, our hands. Like, don't you have dry hands? Yeah. Like clammy hands. I wonder if it's like the same thing. Oh, yeah. You're just like moist.
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In them? No, like right here. Oh, that's what that is?
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Did you go to Mr. Bass's house, by the way?
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Yeah, well, if I'm spending $600 on a four-day cruise with the Impractical Jokers, I don't want to do it. It's like horribly anxiety-inducing. Yeah, I know. I wouldn't want to be on my toes. Were you guys a cruise family? Never been on a cruise. I've only been on one. It was awesome. Really? Yeah. Well, we have different, I feel like, ideas of what vacation.
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Yeah, I mean, you had gotten to New York, and you're like, I don't know what to do in this city. I was like, there's a million things, like parks and museums, and you're like, I'm going to Mr. Bates' house. People go and knock on his door. Yeah, that's so weird. Well, no, it's to be like...
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Like they'll be watching the stream and it's like they'll go and be like, hey, I just want to let you know you're a piece of shit.
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He was this pimp in New York City and he went to jail for eight years and then he got out and he saw Josh Block and was like, that's an easy person to exploit. So he hosts live streams and people tune in to see Josh Block, but then he takes like 90% of the money.
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absent like I think his brother's in a psych ward and his dad doesn't care about him good lord he has like a grandpa and a grandma but I think they just don't really have any ability to well they'll I've seen videos of his grandma calling him and like making the effort to be like hey you should come home like stop this and he's like now I'm going to Switzerland he also that is another he's a very worldly man like every like month he like flies to a like he was just in Germany last week I think
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I've kind of fallen off, which I'm a little grateful for.
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Yeah. Well, I was at my buddy's house who lives also right around there in the East Village, and they were saying that he had somehow ended up at – they have a cool rooftop where they have parties, and he ended up there one time. Josh was there, and my buddy Malcolm said – he was like, oh, how are we doing, Josh?
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And he was like, oh, I think I need a water, and then threw up over the side of their roof onto the street. What was the one he threw up the other day doing something?
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No, no, no. It was bad. Someone was getting him to drink. Oh, he was... What's like one of those drinking challenges? He was doing something like it was a drink around the world scenario. Oh, okay. But I think these girls were like kind of pushing him through it and then he threw up everywhere.
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It's really like sad to see the way it like brings out like all the people that like harass him for like. Yep. Engagement on the streets too.
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Have you seen, someone made a compilation, he's much more afraid of black people than he is of white people. Yeah, I mean, he screams the N-word.
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I mean, I didn't win trivia, but I don't blame that part on triple. Right. I felt great while I was playing. You know, I was a lime guy for a while. Okay. I'm moving into grapefruit a little bit. I like to mix it up. Coming to my neck of the woods. Coming to your neck of the woods. But sometimes I do like one and one. It's like one lime to start, finish it off with a grapefruit.
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I think he should have gone with like a Beto or like a Cullen Allred, you know? Really establish the contrast.
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why dog fighting doesn't make any sense to me like when the planes just like why were they up there because if if one country just doesn't go up then we just then they would just bomb they would drop bombs on the other guys yeah i know but why are the other planes up there the dog fighting ones to play defense yeah it sounds like a nightmare place create a smoke screen for the bombings
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Have you seen those gunner balls on the bottom of the planes? It's like the size of this chair. The guy sits in there like this and is operating the gun, but you're just like a sitting duck for any plane.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like hanging out the bottom, yeah.
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I always thought those were the coolest looking ones. What ones? The ones that he was describing. I thought that was the Lego set I wanted when I was a kid. Dude, I always loved the shit that they get them from the arena in Attack of the Clones where the things fold out. A tie fighter? No, no, no. They hold a bunch of people in them.
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They come with like 100 guys, too. Yeah. Were you guys lightsaber kids? Yeah, big time. But I never got the cool ones. I always had the ones that were like, they would get stuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't even have the light. Yeah, no, they were just colored. Mine was like the one you'd flip out. Yeah. And then the Sisslemans were our next door neighbors. Oh, fuck. Fuck them.
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Out of my yard. Killer guys, but they had the, like, really expensive light-up ones.
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They let me and Garrett borrow them one afternoon. We went in my garage, turned off all the lights and had like an epic battle. But you're like worried about breaking them. The other ones you could like fucking whack. So it was like much more like focused on technique. You know what I mean? Like we're almost like fighting in slow motion opposed to just like hitting each other.
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Do you ever like talk about story? Sorry, sorry.
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we were over at their house we were like yeah remember when remember when he used to spray rip queen rip oh my god spray rip queen he remember we were like do you remember when he used to spray whipped cream in our mouths and my mom was like what we're like yeah every time we went over he'd be like all right everyone line up and he'd spray it in our mouths and it was like a fun thing it wasn't like sexual or weird at all but like yeah that's the way the way we described it my mom was like how did how did we never know about that
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Yeah My dad and I used to do that all the time. My mom would yell at us. Like, Tim, stop doing it. My dad just loved doing it himself, but he loved giving it to us. I like that video of the kid. Mom sprays it in the kid's mouth, and then the dog's sitting next to him, and the kid points at the dog, and they give the dog a squirt. Can I tell you my debacle? Sure. I want your opinion on this.
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I'm learning how to have hot coffee. Like, do you see this? Beer problem. No, I thought you said I'm hot coffee. No, I'm not hot coffee. Anyway, what were we saying?
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I'm at the trivia at Juneshine last night.
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we're close we're close the third going into the last question got it wrong anyway the guy I show up and there's a seat right next to Chester was the first one there was me Chester and Scott at the bar sitting at the bar yeah there's a seat right next to him available he says or I go to sit down and the guy two over is like oh no I'm saving the seat nope and I was like I mean I'm here yep
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And he's like, I got someone coming. I was like, okay, whatever. I'll just stand. The guy does not come for an hour and a half. You can't save a seat for an hour and a half. What you do next time that guy does that, when he says, I'm saving that seat, you stare at him until the guy gets there.
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Did I tell you that similar thing happened at Jameson's? Did I tell you that story? No, but I'm pissed about that too now. I'm angry. You know how hard it is to get a seat at the bar at Jameson's on Saturday? It's impossible. We fell into... I was talking to this person across the bar and awesome move by her. She goes,
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like to be like you can grab our seats yeah so we slip right in me ty gavin got three seats of the bar and then there's like gaps for people to come stand and like order drinks and this guy came over was alone was really trying to like infiltrate our friend group and like be a part of it and he just i didn't really like him so we like you know gave him a beat him up
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No, we gave him like a fair shot at it, but it was like at some point I just turned my back to him. Yeah. And he ordered a tall beer. Nice. Would kind of nurse it.
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He was killing it. And then he would put a napkin over his beer and like leave and go like mingle with other people. And then people would fill his spot, obviously. Yeah. And then he came back and these girls are standing next to us and they're talking like Gavin or whatever. And he's like giving them the stink eye. And the girl goes, oh, do you want your beer? And he goes, I want my spot back.
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Because I had my hilarious bit and then that's kind of all I had planned for the pod. Oh, Will and I, I offered Will, we should do a vacation in the new year. And we realized that we just have such different beliefs as to what a vacation should look like that it would never work with us. Because he wants to like explore a city.
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And we were like, I almost wanted to turn around and explain like, no, that's not how bars work. Yeah. There's a thousand people in here. You do not get to reserve like a three square foot. You should have grabbed his beer, chugged the whole thing, threw it at him and kicked his ass. Make out with the chick. Make out with the chick. Yes. Make out with Gavin.
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That's funny. That's funny stuff. I actually have goosebumps all over.
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Oh no. Execute orders. Mario who? Mario Lemieux. Oh, Mario Lemieux. Yeah. That's correct.
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But that sucks that you got it because I wanted. I feel like I get penguins.
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Yeah, I want to guess another guy. Okay. So if you're not familiar, you can do someone who wore 66 or someone who is currently 66. Zach Martin. Little cowboy for you. I don't think he wore 66. Fuck!
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Ooh, that's not a bad guess at all. I feel like he wore 15. I love that joke every week.
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It's right. It's up there, Lauren. Look.
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He looks fucking good. God damn it. He's going to play Doug. Is he the professor in Good Will Hunting? Yeah. He's going to play Doug Emhoff in the Kamala movie. Oh, okay. Do you think I look like him?
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Let me think. Give me Alec Lindstrom. Or sorry, Chris Lindstrom. Yeah.
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Try Alec Lindstrom now. All right. What are you going to do when you get to episode 100? We start over.
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And I was saying, Ty, and I want to go to like a remote beach and not move for seven days.
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It's like whatever. So it's like 100 is we have to guess someone that's under one year of age or war zero. Wait, no. Someone brought this up to me this weekend and was like, you should do this. I just think it just starts over, right? So it's like 101 is someone that wore one. Okay, yeah. I'm done. Or a baby. Okay. Three is three and so on.
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Carl Weezer age. 11. Okay, you're close. You're off by six facts. Will Ferrell.
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Last night I sent Lauren a design request at 9 p.m. and she completed it. What's a design request?
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uh it was like a it wasn't like i sent her a picture and i wanted her to change the text on it for i mean i was making a playlist and i wanted to change the text on the picture so i could have a cool cover for the playlist and she made it you know the joe cool like the snoopy with the joke uh i don't know what you're talking about martin short okay this is the last one well and then at the very end you can try one more time
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That checks out. I assumed that he would prefer that. Oh, I want to tell you the Peter Tarling story. Oh, yeah. My friend Phil, playmate, he texted... He had sent a very nice note about Lauren last night. That was nice. He said, Lauren's his favorite podcast producer. Wow. But... That's kind of awkward because Andrew's right here.
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Oh, he plays Jed Mosley in How I Met Your Mother.
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I meant George Lopez. I meant George Lopez.
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How many listeners do you think we've lost?
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That's why Andrew's here. He's like auditing Lauren. People are starting to figure it out. Dude, did I tell you about the guy who almost saw her get hit by a car? I think I was telling Lauren this last night, but when I was leaving the office last Thursday, I was walking down there, whatever street that is, like Cha-Cha Chicken Street. Cha-Cha Chicken.
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Yeah, there was a guy walking, like, right... He was, like, three feet in front of me. And he was walking, and I was like, wow, he is not slowing down. And I don't know what the point is, at which I would yell at a random stranger, like, whoa! But he just walked straight into the road, traffic flying. Guy fucking has to slam on his brakes and, like, literally this close to nailing the guy.
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And only because he was paying attention. And then I was like... like I was like jumping and like going like this to get the attention of the people in the other lane who I think I'm, you know, I'm not saying I'm a hero, but I might be a hero because then the people in the other lane like saw me and like slow down and he made it across.
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But I was thinking the guy like realize how close he came to death. He didn't, he must've been like cracked out, dude. He didn't even, he did not break his stride or look or adjust his move like movement at all. It's kind of awesome. He was wearing a trench coat. He almost looked like a guy from the future. It all happened. We were all like, oh! All the people in their cars stopped.
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You could see people freaking out in their cars. It was really scary.
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The main character of his movie. Literally. It was insane. We were like, where did that guy go? Completely gone. I imagine he like he got across the street and then you just see him like spin into like a green vortex. And the only thing that's left is the trench coat falls on the ground.
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But also I was thinking about like, you know, you ever think I have those like you were like think about like what you would do if like something crazy happened like and you were like the first responder. Right.
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Yeah, it sounds like a blast. I thought you meant he was face down and he was still holding his umbrella.
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I guess I was just thinking if that guy... If that first driver hadn't been very attentive and stopped... That guy would have gotten fucking smoked. And I would have been like... You'd call 911? Yeah, but I would have probably gone over and tried to like what? Take my shirt off and wrap it around his leg or something? I think the leg would be the least of your concerns.
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No. I wouldn't. I mean, I know it's like... First I was afraid, I was petrified. I know the rhythm. When we were in college, these two, like two of my best buddies were walking home from the bar. And for the record, this is the only two people that I think this could happen to and they would survive. They didn't tell the school this happened.
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This girl was drunk driving home, hit both of them at the same time, but like one much more square than the other. The other guy like hit her like headlight and kind of flew off to the side. And he somehow grabbed the grill of the car and she dragged him like he was under the car holding like this, dragged him along the brick road for like a quarter mile.
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And then he got his arm up on the hood and like slapped it being like, stop fucking driving. He got out. They made eye contact. They knew each other. And she drove off. And he didn't tell the school. Wait, what? Why would he keep holding on?
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And if you're a listener of Will's podcast, Lauren is hosting next week's episode. That is true. You just hosted our podcast. It would have already come out. Okay, Lauren hosted last week's episode.
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So he wouldn't get run over by the car. I mean, I guess your instinct is to hold on because you don't know what's going to happen if you're going to go on. Was the legs dragging on the ground? His back. He was in the hospital for two weeks. His back. I think he had to get a skin graft. Ooh. Dude, his back was dragging on the ground for...
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No, he was holding onto the grill of her car like this, like a miracle. Like these kids were both like freak athletes and like under the car. Yeah. Somehow survived and didn't tell the school. And we were talking about those are the only two kids I know that like wouldn't immediately be like, yeah, I know who it was. So she never faced any consequence. No.
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I think she may be offered to like her family might have like paid for the medical bills and stuff, but like I still saw her around.
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What? Yeah, we saw a dead guy, like, yesterday.
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It was like he was smoking a cigarette. He did. Yeah. I forgot about that. Spooky. That might have...
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no there's no way because that would have been a more vicious scene but on monday that there was an article about like a like a serial stabbing thing in manhattan i'm not even kidding good lord like three people got stabbed to death in just random some guy was walking around with a machete and every hour killing someone in like at the top of the hour he's at lunch he's like oh this is not real gotta get manhattan stabbing i swear to god
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i think it was on monday though so maybe you were gone but i was i was walking around manhattan that whole day which is kind of yeah stabbed in manhattan stabbing spree charged with oh he got caught yeah they got yeah they got him man is charged with oh i want will seems pretty sold i want to live there so bad i don't know if i could do that oh well yeah that looks yeah yeah
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I love them. We were talking about, because we're going to move to two episodes in the new year, and we were like, maybe we should release on Thursdays. But then we were thinking that it would just be like, I think we get a lot of your fans that are just waiting for yours to come out on Thursday.
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Honestly, if you let that guy get close, I feel like it's kind of on you. My friend Bridget saw a guy die on the way to the bars when we were sophomores. I've told you about Fiddler's Green before. It's like this Irish pub that we all liked. To get from campus to there, you had to cross the train tracks.
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and uh we were all leaving this like post game or pregame at the same time and there were like groups spaced out by like 50 yards and she was like kind of leading the charge and uh people caught up to her and she was standing at the train tracks like just ghostly white she was walking a homeless guy was on the other side of the train tracks looked at her waved and then walked in front of the like walk started to walk towards her didn't see a train got smoked by a train
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My dad's getting into the storage business where he like sells like crates for people to like keep their stuff in, whatever. Cool. Like pods, you know, like those, whatever. Yeah. And there was this guy where he was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure he was a drug dealer, like a weed guy. And he was talking about like whatever he'd come to the parking lot where he keeps all of them.
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And it was just always kind of weird. Yeah.
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the other day there was like a group of people in the parking lot and my dad was like hey can i help you guys and they were like yeah we're looking for you know jeremy's crate uh he got hit by a train yesterday that's insane oh god damn jesus like how do you how do you not see it coming train train you ever see those videos of guys who get like stuck on the tracks
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It used to happen all the time. I meant like an 18-wheeler.
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Wait, wait, he's stuck on the track? Like an 18-wheeler driving across train tracks and then it gets like jammed and then they get fucking smoked. Dude, that happened to my dad when he was a teenager. They had this old Volkswagen Bug that I guess like the new guys in their fraternity would use to like run errands and stuff. And it was just like a piece of shit. It would break down all the time.
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Same train tracks that I'm talking about where this guy got hit. The car broke down in the middle of the train tracks and it's like on a hump.
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so like you can't just like push it off and so they all get out and they're trying to like build momentum to like get it off and finally they're just like all right we gotta just leave it and a train fucking smoked the car did they call someone and be like the way he told i haven't heard him tell the story in years but the way i remember him telling it i think they just like that's awesome jesus that's so fucked up
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The roadmap. There's a new bug, apparently. I'm not even kidding. Let's postpone the roadmap. Let's hear about this. It's called a spider cricket, apparently. Pull that up, Lauren.
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What's a... Oh. Can you click on the Wikipedia? I'm pretty sure it's a new bug. Wait, no, that was it. This is so dumb. There's no way this is real. I don't know. That's what I heard. Maybe I got bad intel.
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I was going to ask. No, no, no. I'm serious.
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Or spricket. Or sand treaders. You fucking made this Wikipedia page. I didn't make this Wikipedia page. 100% made this Wikipedia page. Wait, go down. It says when they came to places. Isn't that what this is showing us? No, that's the families and the genera.
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Do you make this? No, it's new to the U.S., I think.
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Yeah, what? Someone brought it over here. It's existed for millions of years. You fucking made this. You made this Wikipedia page. You fucked. I didn't make this.
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No, I was... I actually... I hadn't done my research. I was just taking someone's word for it that said there was a new bug. Based off of how short the Wikipedia page is and how many links there are, I think you made it in the fact that it doesn't Google. The only thing is that one Wikipedia page. What do you mean it doesn't Google? How did you make it?
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Have you ever seen Will's Laboratory? Yeah. It's a fucking nightmare. What's that? It's where you show all those legs on a different animal.
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I was, yeah, I walked in. I hate looking at it. Will stores them in these like giant formaldehyde jars. Oh, formaldehyde. And one of them had scratch marks all over it. And I could have sworn he mouthed help me when I walked into the laboratory. You've been trying to clone me? No comment.
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How long have we been going, Lauren? All right, what is roadmap?
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What that? Roadmap is when we tell, it's Will's least favorite thing, but we just tell people what they're getting into, what segments we're going to do. It's like a guide to the episode.
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But we used to not, you know, when this podcast started, we didn't really do any banter. It was just all segments.
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And so now we're adding more banter. And so the roadmap just keeps getting kicked up. We just did minutes of banter. Yeah, banter.
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Because if they want to know what we're going to talk about, they have to listen to 50 minutes of us talking. And it varies by like 10 minutes each week. So they don't know if it's going to be an hour in or 45 minutes. But they can click. Yeah.
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Timestamp. You have anything you want to get in before the roadmap because it's all set after this. Is there anything you were thinking about or anything on your mind?
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Are you excited for Thanksgiving? Yeah. Going home? Yeah. Wait, this is after Thanksgiving. Are you excited for Christmas?
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I have a confession to make. Confession? Before we get into the wrap. You know how I said I was watching a show on World War II yesterday? And that's where I was thinking about the things. It was a Family Guy episode. I didn't want to say that. What is that? It's a show about a dog and a baby and they time travel.
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I said I was watching an informational educational TV show, but it was just fucking Family Guy. Was Brian the one dogfighting? Oh, that's good. That's good.
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Oh, it's the coolest thing in the world. No.
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Do they have to listen to each podcast on like double speed? No.
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I don't buy it. Oh, I don't buy it either, but... Oh, what? I'm joking. I actually don't know what we're talking about. I was trying to be like, I'm doing a cover-up.
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what do aliens like this happened what recently a week ago i think they're like still in front of congress or whatever who are the people i don't know the funniest guy was i don't know enough about it he was some high-ranking like military guy and they kept asking him like pretty easy questions to answer if you had communicated with aliens and he was just like i reserve my right to not tell you that
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So you're not buying it? No, no, no. I'm saying he would just be like, no, we haven't seen them. They were like, have we communicated with aliens? And he was like, I don't have to tell you that.
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Just Google aliens. I get all my news from my TikTok.
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You've probably seen him live lately if you've been in New York and you don't live under a rock. What else? You've probably seen his podcast, Almost Friday podcast. One more. Oh, my favorite sketch of all time. I think you were still in college. The pills guy. Your roommate that eats pills out of a bowl. Pill guy. Bug.
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All these, like, pretty credible military guys, especially, like, in the Air Force and the Navy, are, like, on multiple occasions, like, multiple times a year, there is... We don't know if they're from another planet, but someone has technology that we can't fucking explain.
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Like you guys are doing the pod and then they're like calling out locks from over there?
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because it'll be like 60,000 feet and it'll drop down to sea level and it'll go over here and it's all in like five seconds wow I mean could you imagine if like next year like aliens came I just no the landscape would be well if they were if they were friendly it would be the coolest thing ever yeah but they're not gonna be why wouldn't they be because our hearts are oil for them like our hearts like power their cars yeah
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And they're here for an oil change. What you would think about as a car. Theirs are different. We need their cars to gorp. Can I go grab something real quick and then we'll get into the roadmap?
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It's like that Pink Floyd album and the Wizard of Oz where if you start them at the same time and you turn one on mute, they sync up. Really? You seen that? If you start, what is it, the gray gig in the sky?
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I've had to start holding myself back because I'm like, I can't just wear the same thing every day. But this thing is so GD comfortable and stylish. I've started just announcing when I walk into a room being like, I know, I know I wore it yesterday. But I've been treating it more as like an overcoat than like an actual shirt.
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You start it at the moment the lion roars in Wizard of Oz.
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whoever figured this out was the highest man in the world it wasn't on purpose maybe but like a lot of things sync up so like when there's a part with Dorothy where she like jumped or something and like talked about jump or I don't know the words there were words lining up too um okay Peter she's googling what you're talking about it's awesome right that's a luxury that we can't afford I know it's awesome
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That's 20% off your order with the promo code PLAYDATE. Support our show and tell them we sent you. This holiday season, gift yourself and your loved ones Chubby's. Let's get back into the episode. We have a fantastic episode for you guys today. We are going to do your pitches followed by our pitches. And then we are going to do everyone's favorite segment, Teach Me Something.
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And then we're going to do This Guy Rocks. Lauren's got a couple Am I the Assholes? And then we're doing it. We're finally doing slurs that don't exist. Oh, man. And diseases that don't exist.
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Yeah, that's perfectly fine. Cool. Do we know his name, the one who... No, no, we don't. But this is going to be his Christmas.
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Same. Wait. Three, two, one. Native American. Tour de France. Hey. They're Indians.
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No, but that's not right. That's not what happened. Yeah, but then someone in the... Yeah, but they were also wrong. If you Google it, there's a more better... I'm not making a good case for myself. There's a better chance it was closer to what I was saying than the fact that they thought we were in India.
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Is there a way we could talk about it and cut it so that... They thought that... You can do things. Is it okay? Yeah. Like, Indios would be like people of God or something. Oh! And so they thought that it was closer to that because... He didn't think he was in India for very long.
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Yeah, that's what I was saying. I don't know. I don't know. But it's close. And then after slurs that don't exist, we are going to do... He just got mixed up. Oh, diseases that don't exist. I already said that. Yeah, maybe he was just like... He just got mixed up. Maybe he just like misspoke and they all... I think he just got mixed up. He just got like twisted around.
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I love it, and here's why. My method of getting the wrinkles out of my shirt is to put them back in the dryer. Yep. I do that all the time. With some ice cubes. Yeah, but it's too loud, so I just put the steam setting on my dryer. Okay. Okay, Mr. Rich Guy.
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Wait, what's the ice cube? The water slowly turns into steam because it's ice. Oh, that's cool. Hot pink ice cube. But what I have been doing recently is I just don't, if I don't get to my clothes in time and they cool off in the dryer, then I have to run it again. You're toast. And so this current load that I finally hung up last night was in the dryer for four days. I was living out of my dryer.
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yep i mean yeah you guys share a dryer i do make it everyone else's problem no no no if i leave my hamper there and this is kind of everyone has been doing this and it's just if you have to use the dryer you just take that person's stuff out so we're always constantly moving sure each other sometimes jerry does that he loses stuff in the dryer a lot do you hate that about him no what do you what about jerry do you wish was different
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What Lauren, Lauren's really good at Googling. She's kind of on her A game right now, but I've never seen it go that smoothly. Usually, usually the typing is like, is like watching a monkey hump.
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I just don't think boys should be from there. I'm fine with you being from there. That is a good point. It's a very feminine city. It's kind of like for chicks and stuff, right? Yeah, it'd be like if a girl was from Pittsburgh.
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I have a business pitch. Well, we do one more from them and then we do ours, right?
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I don't think you made it anymore. What are you talking? You think I made that? I'm almost, there was sourcing on all click one of the sources.
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I think it would go to like, or no, go to it again. No, no, fuck you.
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Then tell, then say, then change your mind. Make it. You didn't make it. Obviously I didn't make that whole fucking Wikipedia page.
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Cause I'm why you're so triggered. Cause this is my fucking livelihood on the line. We're dragging the good Donella name through the mud here. My family, my kids, my grandkids. You come from a family of Wikipedia-ers, though. No, I don't. Didn't you? Wait, for the record, I know that you used to go in and change Wikipedia pages. He changed the state seal of Washington to a real seal.
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Yeah, like an animal. Oregon. But, okay, first of all, that page would not be up. There's no way I could create that, and it would still exist right now. People are too diligent in Wikipedia editing. You can get things out there for very small amounts of time.
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Yeah, exactly. Well, yeah. Anyway, I didn't make that article. I heard about a new bug and that... I thought that that would be cool for us.
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She also clicks the wrong, like Catholic will be like, pull up a picture of this. And she'll click like news.
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There was this, you know, that guy that says the thing about you riding him in the live. Sure. We made John Pronk a moderator of our live stream so that he can shut that stuff down.
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John Pronk is a woman? John Pronk has been blocking everyone that comments, Wangus wrote me till I bled.
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it smells like the girl that you miss some of the theater's room you lost me a little bit on that one but yeah some of the theater rooms will have live bands well some of the rooms will use the screen as beautiful background ambience if you haven't been sold yet i just think just think about how easy bar hopping will be that's fucking awesome i'm actually i'm actually shocked no one's tried to put multiple bars in one building i just don't get and i hate to be to play devil's advocate here i don't think the theater setting is good for a bar
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You take all the seats out, and it's just a huge ramp.
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I guess it's like a huge slot. You just lean a little bit.
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There's one called Playdate. There's a bar called Playdate that has a slide in Austin, Texas. Really? Pull it up.
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No, but there's a bar called Playdate. That's not... But this is a different thing.
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Okay, just take my word for it, I guess. Did you just create that? Me? Caitlin, I love that pitch.
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I just think you would need to rework the rooms a little bit better because I don't think anyone wants to hang out on a slope that much.
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Yeah, 100% sure. Yeah. All right, pitch me, Willie. All right, here's what I got. Ready? The phone uncharger. All right? Sometimes, sometimes I like when my phone dies because it's sort of like a way of enforcing myself to not check it.
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like i like when like i'm out and about and like if i know i have a way to get home or whatever my phone's dead it's kind of relieving so this thing is uh you put your phone on it and it sucks all the battery out of it and then you don't have to have your phone or use it and you have a plausible like oh my phone was dead if anyone tried to reach you
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Wait, why don't you just turn your phone into airplane mode? You can't afford one?
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Because then you can just turn it back on. Right. It's a way of enforcing because everyone's just addicted to their phones.
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It's like a high school basketball player. He's normally really good, but if Coach K is in the building... He's going to step it up a little bit. I think she's on her toes a little bit more.
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Well, no, that could be it. I never said it was a physical thing.
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I want you to have $35. And I want there to be this, what is that, $35 left?
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Via, like, a skills contest? NBA skills contest.
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Buzz Chuggy. Love it. I this is more of just I think this could actually be a feature for Spotify okay so if anyone at Spotify is listening this is a pitch for you I am very into queuing all my songs at once and then putting my phone down and having like an hour's worth of music
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but sometimes when you're going through all your like songs then you go through like a country chunk and like a rap you know what i mean like i want it to and i don't want to have to go through all those i wish you could have a shuffle feature of the songs you've cued so it's like everything's cued those are the songs i want to listen to but it randomizes them so it doesn't go through the phases of music that i've been listening to i like that yeah yeah totally is that yeah i guess that isn't a feature is it
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so spotify i'll sell it to you for i will sell that feature to spotify for ten thousand dollars it's a very niche feature that i think a lot of people will get a lot of enjoyment out of thank you ten thousand dollars that's my price i like it sold it do i own that now because i said it first yeah like if they did that and i could prove that they listen to this podcast they would owe me you have to prove that they listened though right which would be almost no they could no they could eat still take it
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Trademark. Do you guys ever play doorknob? Yeah.
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It must have been like a Texas thing. I hadn't heard about it. And my roommate is also from Dallas. And my roommate in college. And the first time I farted in front of him, he punched me like as hard as he could. And I was like, what was that for? He goes, you didn't say doorknob. And go, why would I say doorknob?
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But apparently in Texas, if you fart, you have to say doorknob or sprint and touch a doorknob. And if not, everyone else can punch you. Really? Yeah. I thought, what was the thing where you had to be like, Jets, Giants, Happy Days. What?
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Do you know how fucking insane you sound right now? Can you type that out?
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This didn't even come up. This is scary. It was like something you would yell. When? I think when you farted, maybe. You ever wizard yourself? Oh, God, what the hell was that? No, but we've talked about this before. I like. All right, guys, quick shout out to our partner Fireball.
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Fireball whiskey is the perfect shot for game day, whether you're grabbing some of those sneaky little shooters before going into the stadium or going big with the Fireball keg for your party, whether it's a pregame shot in the tailgate lot or a celebratory touchdown shot at the bar. No matter the method, Fireball is guaranteed to ignite your game day.
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We actually got the fireball keg last weekend. It is insanity. It has three taps on it, and we just put it on the middle of the table. Everyone comes over. Bink. Bonk. Fresh shot of fireball. I think the best time to take a fireball shot, too, may I just say this? Please. Is right after a Grayson James passing touchdown.
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it would be like if rafael was uh painting not gothic okay sorry i don't know i don't know you're not a renaissance man i don't know it i'm sorry it won't make sense okay someone is carving a gargoyle statue okay and a and a and a very rich man who's looking for a gargoyle statue is watching him so he's gonna do a better job oh yeah well that's not nice
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This is the first time talking about our wager with Lauren since Tommy Castellanos left BC, walked away from the team, has entered the transfer portal. It's not looking good, boys. And while so many things make football great, we can all agree nothing beats crushing a rival. There's absolutely no better feeling as an athlete or a fan.
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And this season, Fireball wants to provide an extra spark to ignite football rivalries all season long. As you know, we bet that Boston College would win the ACC. We just lost to SMU. By the time this episode comes out, we'll probably have lost again. We're absolute dog shit. Our star savior of the program is in the transfer portal.
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Lauren's getting a cake with her face on it. And SMU is probably going to win the ACC, which is just ridiculous. Whatever. Guys, Fireball's iconic cinnamon flavor tastes fire and goes down easy, making it the ultimate crowd pleaser. Co-pick up some from your local liquor store and join us in drinking Fireball during our game days this season. Let's get back into the episode.
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When do they drop? What? When do they drop?
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It's like when Ants and Bugs Life came out at the same time.
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who wants to hear teach me something I already know yours does that bother you yeah you know his already I Falbo called me and had one for me and then I as I was on the phone I drove past the sidewalk and Liam Angus and Tyler were standing next to each other as we always are did you know that so well you know humor me a little bit here make the noise that a bald eagle makes
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Wait, can we play it on YouTube? Yeah, play. Look up bald eagle noise. Oh, no, no, no. Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
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Cartoon bald eagle noise. Like, this is what you'd think it sounds like. Right? Right, that's the bald eagle. You'd think that that's what they sound like. False. It's American propaganda to make it seem more intimidating. That is actually the red-tailed hawk noise, because the real noise that a bald eagle makes is super unintimidating and kind of wimpy. Can we hear that now? Let's hear it.
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Add a comment as empty netters. It's basically, you know, we didn't want to look weak in front of the Russians or whoever. So we pretended our bird sounded weak. That's how we won the Cold War. I would have done the same thing. I would have done the same thing. I saw one in the summer. Bald Eagle?
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And Sebago. Did you say hi to it? No, I couldn't. Dude, aren't they massive? Their wingspan are like seven feet. Their wings go larger than my arms are out right now. That'd be awesome. And their talons are like bigger than your fist. We should get one on the pod.
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No, I'm saying she's always good, but you're in the building, so she's... Well, who's the gargoyle? It's him or her? Neither of them are the gargoyle. Lauren's carving the gargoyle.
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One of my favorite videos is the guy, he's fishing on this perfectly still lake, catches a fish, he holds it up, there's a bald eagle looking down at him, he holds it up like this, like, hey, I got it. Throws the fish in the air, bald eagle goes, comes down and swoops and just snipes it out of the water. That's awesome. Very cool. Oh, wait, can you look up original Baldwin...
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Alec no no no original Baldwin Boston College this is our mascot is a bald eagle and the old version of it is so funny looking wait where is it oh look at that one yeah can you zoom in on it please oh what the hell I hate when that happens I think click on the photo clink on it oh no clink on it everything's all screwed
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Why is he like inflatable? Isn't that awesome? Have you ever seen Dartmouth's mascot? No. Pull up Dartmouth Keggy the Keg. Their mascot's a keg. That's not real. Unofficial mascot. Yeah, but they don't have it's just like the big green and so this is the guy that comes around. Oh, that's awesome. They also invented beer pong apparently. Well, they play Dartmouth pong. It's totally different.
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Are you saying she's acting better because she's training Andrew or because Angus is here? Is that what's happening? I thought he was just hanging out.
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Yeah, but they had to change it. They created both. Interesting. This guy rocks. Could I do my teaching something?
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Oh, it was a fun fact. It was a trivia. What state do you think produces the most turkeys? Texas. um alaska i'm just gonna go until someone gets it washington virginia north dakota south dakota montana wyoming idaho rhode island maine iowa california hawaii oregon washington kansas texas louisiana florida hawaii
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Ohio. Vermont. New Hampshire. Massachusetts. Pennsylvania. New York. New Jersey. Maryland.
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Lauren and I cut a backhand deal last night where I owe her treats for this week and the week after Thanksgiving. Really? Yep. Cut a backhand deal. Why? What was the backhand deal? I did a favor for me last night. The photoshopping joke cool? Mm-hmm. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. All right, should we move on to our next segment? Yes.
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Which, for the record, is completely unrealistic. They would never put them in the ground like that. They would go right through the ground.
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C. Heron, approach! Yeah, this is awesome. This is awesome.
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Jedi's that don't exist? That guy is awesome. Oh, Jedi's that don't exist? That'd be great. So good, yeah. Glupshido.
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Andrew, first step in your training. Don't knock over that wall. We want to keep the wall vertical. That kind of took all the wind out of myself. I thought Andrew was just like, oh, this is going to be killing. He's hanging out.
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I mean this completely seriously. I think it's so awesome that we live in a time where those people can find each other.
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But someday someone's going to come build a door right in that wall. Big, big, big Will Angus-sized door. I'm about to start crying. I'm about to start crying on the play date. Wait, that was really cute. Okay.
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Well, hey, describe it for the audio listeners. So it's two, I would say, 10 year old girls in all black. And it's the it's New Year's Eve. They're spending it in Tabitha's room. Let's see what they're up to.
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That's so funny. It's also like I wish like a video of me and my buddy doing that. Me and Rusty had a video like that. I know. I bet those girls are the coolest now. Not that they weren't cool back then, but like that is so funny. Yeah. And they definitely are funny people now. It's awesome. They're alive. They're probably 15 years closer to death now.
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Maybe not when the camera's off. At least for that year. The way that she said closer to death, that was a thing that they've been saying back and forth to each other for months because she said it in sync with the other guy.
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That was awesome. Thank you. Oh, you should do mine now.
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So this is actually kind of a teach me something, too. This is legitimately a new historical development. It's not a new bug. All right. So this is, I don't know, somehow scientists discovered King Richard III's voice and recreated it after 10 years of work. This is okay.
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Look up Discovery of King Tut's voice. Have you seen they did this with him as well, Will?
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Okay, so this... How do they know how old rocks are?
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That I don't know. That's so dumb. It's so stupid, right? Yeah. They recreated King Tut's vocal cords. I think it's King Tut. And this is what his voice would have sounded like. Have you seen this, Will? I think so, but it's been a long ass time.
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Also, the... Play it, play it. Sam Moon, why?
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you're like hit in the head by a cannonball in battle no his parents and their parents and their parents were fucking each other for five generations that's what you sound when you're inbred you know they said King Tut was like this glorious warrior and like died in battle or whatever I don't know anything about him honestly they found out he was so inbred that he had like a club foot and like was like horribly disfigured and like probably couldn't even walk
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God, I miss the olden days. Fucking awesome. Alright, should we do Am I the Asshole?
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Did that happen? I tried to give her one little kiss in intermission. No, that did not happen. I thought this was America. I didn't realize ass grabbing in between acts was a fucking crime.
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Are you impressed with how many segments we have, Angus?
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I would take the e-bike. Nope. He owes you a ring.
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And it's actually insane that he's getting away with this.
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No, but I think he's the crazy one. He's getting away with it.
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He's driven her to madness by doing this. I agree he should get her a ring.
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It is kind of a good overarching, because I think what you're saying could kind of apply to any one of these that we read. It's like just by nature of that you're going on Reddit to figure this out indicates that there isn't healthy dialogue in your relationship. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't think about that. But yeah. So not the asshole, but divorce. Yeah.
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Oh, is that true? Before this? Yeah. You ever get a cool picture of Derwin James?
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Not the asshole, but fine. You don't even need to get divorced because you never got married. Yeah, but I would take the e-bike before you divorce him. Yeah, get really on board with the e-bike. Yeah. Make sure he thinks everything's fine and then blindside him in front of his entire family. Exactly. Love it.
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I've said this a hundred times, but I think I've said this every episode of the last five episodes. Favorite tweet of all time. Kid tweeted that when his parents got divorced, first thing he did, ran upstairs, deleted his dad's me.
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So he's going to do that 100%, but here's what you do.
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I know very little about this guy. I find it hard to believe that he wouldn't just reword the whole thing. But I think you let him do it, and then you hold it over his head for the rest of your life.
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wait i don't think i think that i think she got it sounds like she already got feedback on it too yeah so that would be extremely helpful as he's done no no i'm agreeing with you that you give it to him okay you are like you remember what you remember when you only graduated law school because of me yeah i also think they're like who the fuck who the fuck cares
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That's awesome. He's the man. I love the Chargers.
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But I think what we really need to be getting at is hold it over his head. Make him feel real bad. Maybe he has to get an e-bike. Yeah, think about all the extortion you could do with that information.
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You didn't do a dissertation? No. What was yours on?
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I got caught for plagiarizing the week before graduation. Yeah, because you used Chad GPT, not plagiarism. Really? Right. We were at brunch celebrating that me and Harper were graduating with our families. And as we were toasting, my phone buzzed. And I checked and it said zero out of 100 in a lengthy explanation as to how she knew I cheated. And I handed around my stepmom, Harper, my phone.
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And Harper, the smartest man in the world, typed out a perfect email just confessing. And she goes, oh, I didn't think you were going to admit to that within the hour. And she let me rewrite it. I got a B.
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It was in art history, which I actually loved the class. I just forgot I had a paper until the night before. You chatted TVT the whole thing? Whole thing.
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That's my dream guest. We made a wish list. Yeah. Ladanian Tomlinson is at the top of Will's list every single time. Okay. For the pod, wouldn't that be awesome? Yeah. It's like an episode where we pick LPs. Making him do sayings.
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I failed one. Me and Seamus were in Nashville. We were at a jazz club with his parents and someone called us and goes, where are you guys? We said, we're in Nashville. And he goes, we have the midterm right now. And we got a zero on the midterm. I was all A's and B's in college, except my worst grade ever was my senior year.
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I had this really cool professor who was like, had you filled this questionnaire at the end of the semester? What grade do you think you deserve? The first semester, I put A, and he gave me an A. But I didn't necessarily think that was like a direct correlation. And so the second semester, I was so bad. Like I wasn't showing up to class. I was like not trying.
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It was like a dumb, I mean, it was like a freshman class and I was a senior and blah, blah. And so I tried to be like self-aware thinking he would like respect that. So I put C minus. That's crazy. And he gave me a C minus. And that was my only C of college. So I kind of walked right into that one. Yeah. That's showbiz for you.
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If you went to SMU, we'd have beef right now. BPC on Saturday.
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Should we do slurs that don't exist? Slurs. Yarr. Yarr. Yarr she blows. All right, Will, tee this one up. All right. These are slurs that don't exist.
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That's great. Router head. That's the guy who's always asking for the Wi-Fi password right when he shows up somewhere. Okay.
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A bush burner. Someone who smokes a lot of weed. Like it.
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That's a good point. Andrew and I have a fun. It's my favorite part of my day is I walk into Andrew's office and he always has a different snack on his desk. And I go, Andrew, what are those? And he pretends he goes along with it. And he goes, oh, man, they're pretzels. You got to try them. Are they new? And he goes, no, man, they've been around for a while. And he lets me take a handful.
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Strap foot. Someone who wears sandals all the time. Slack jaw, someone who breathes through their mouth. I like it. Isn't that a thing? Okay, let me do another one.
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I like that one. Guy's a fucking yeast hand. It's for a baker. What about... Yeah, I hate that guy. He's a fucking four pockets. Someone who wears cargo shorts.
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Thumb cracker. Someone who cracks their knuckles. I like that. It's just kind of... You guys fucking hate all of them.
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anyway didn't he just get elected to some like position by trump he's uh he's part of doge which is department of government government efficiency but also is this all just been a big scheme to get like the doge coin up
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Yeah, but it sounds awesome. You could make so much fucking money. It does sound awesome. I think that's why it's illegal. Should we try it? One time, you ever do those Wall Street Survivors? I was in an investment club in high school, and it was like... you would buy, like it was like a fake stock market. I mean, it mirrored the actual stock market, but you would like buy and sell.
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So it was like a semester long thing to see like who can make the most money. And I just, I just, when we started, I bought my, the company my mom worked for was public. And I just bought like a ton of shares of that company. And then I guess they had quarterly earnings like that week and announced like a great quarter. Oh, that's awesome. I made a ton of money and won the whole thing.
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And then everyone just accused me of insider trading when I actually didn't know. Sure. But it's pretty funny. Do you do diseases that don't exist? Yeah. You want to tee that? No, you tee that. Well, I tee the last one. These are diseases that don't exist. Toe girt. Pus comes out of your toes like go-girt. I like that. Testiculosis. Your nuts fuse together. They create one big ball.
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Oh, that's fun. And I do it every day. You have pretzels every day?
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uh the snarks uh all of your parts of your body except your mouth start making loud groaning noises and you can't control it um hypernipolia as your body stops growing your nipples keep growing and after years your chest becomes mostly nipple
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that's kind of okay uh core tips it's from people who uh use a keyboard too much and it basically results in the slow disintegration of your fingertips oh like a pencil um i like that dermia ignis your skin is extremely flammable like if someone lit a cigarette in this room you would catch on fire
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You can have... Do you want me to read all of mine? You can pick one? No, just give me one. Tristosia.
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It's more for him than it is for me. Okay, sure. You don't even want him. You just know he loves the bit.
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It makes depression look like a walk in the park. Okay. Next one. Maybe not that one. Plastosis. Wait, what does that look like? Depression.
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It just makes everything feel bogus. Honorable mention, crab. It's one giant crab the size of your fist, and it hangs onto your pubes for dear life. Yeah, I got crab. I got crent. Crentus. These are made up diseases. Oh, yeah, you're right. Sorry. Tristosia. Treats? You're really sad. You can... Oh. You're really sad. All right. Lauren, whose personality are you stealing this weekend?
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Whose personality are you stealing this weekend?
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We're guys. We're autistic. We're going to act like William Wallace after watching Braveheart.
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And I spend most of my day with both of you. You're going to love it. Your kids are going to love it. We can't tell them about it. You're going to love that. I know. I still haven't seen a live show. You're going to love it.
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Wait, wait. Should we wrap the pod first? Yeah.
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Let's just cut this part out and we'll resume after Will's watched it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. Will is going to watch the Mel Gibson rant right now and you'll see him in five seconds. Yeah.
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I've never seen that either. I actually don't even know who Mel Gibson is. I'm not even lying. But he's a really good actor.
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What if at the end of that phone call he goes, and scene.
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That is horrible. All right. I'm going to Vegas. I'm stealing Daniel Riccardo's. Nice.
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Yeah. Oui. Oui. I guess we're doing French now. Oui. Very good. Pull up Barry Hammond. That's who's personality I'm going to steal. He's just always on a laid back vibe. And he wears those cool 90s sunglasses that are like, just cover your eyes. And he sings a song called Rock Away. And I think I'm going to try and just be like that.
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I feel like we could. I honestly feel like.
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I feel like there's actually probably not as much demand as you would think for LaDainian Tom.
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I think I'm going to get a real one. All right. All right. Thank you guys for tuning in to Playdate. We love you guys. Have a great rest of your week, and we will see you next Wednesday. Adios.
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Yeah, he was like... Oh, I thought you were saying like... He was awesome when we were like kids. Not that he's not awesome now. He was my hero growing up. I wrote my admissions essay about him in high school. I was talking with someone, I think to Angus's point of like not wanting to do anything. I think this is probably why we're not like billionaires.
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But if I came into a large amount of money, you would never hear from me again and I would never do anything. Yeah. And I don't understand why people who get rich keep doing things. I think not doing anything would get old and then you would want to have some like... Yeah, I feel like that's not true. I would give all of you enough money that you wouldn't have to work again.
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Fucked. It's insane that you think that I would be cutting it off evenly.
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No, no, no. I didn't mean like that. I just meant like, I think Will would be getting the most out of tied. Will would be tied with like my mom.
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Will, I think, would be tied, would be in the top three people. Yeah, if I'm, like, 2B, I'm happy. Yeah. Oh, you're getting a hefty chunk. But you need to pay your friends enough that they can live the same lifestyle. Yeah. Because all these, like, lottery winners are now billionaires, and all their friends are not in that category.
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With one bullet? Yeah. Can we break down your logic a little bit? Curve the bullet. Now that they're dead... How does that money get from their bank account to your bank account? Well, in this world, there's no rules. I just give them money. It's cash. Everyone has it in cash. That'd be kind of fun. Big duffel bags of cash. It'd be too easy to send you a wire.
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I have to add some stress into your life where it's like, I draw on all the bills so you can't bring them to a bank or something. Is that a thing? No, I made that up. There's new rules in this world. Okay, yeah, it's new rules. What was it? You were telling a story? Oh, yeah. So Peter, Phil's brother, this is one of my favorite stories of all time.
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He got this scooter for like Christmas or something and would go like... 30 miles an hour downhills on it. And their neighborhood, like, when you get into their neighborhood, it switches from paved road to dirt road. Okay. And he... No one had explained to him, like, you know, the razor... The razor's great on smooth pavement, but, like... you shouldn't go on the gravel and dirt road with it.
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Yeah, like Crypto? Like a big theater. That would be a funny jump. Crypto? Just one week, you guys were like, hey, if you want to come to our show, we're doing Crypto.
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And he came like flying around this corner. And when it left the pavement and went into the dirt, he like went like ass over tea kettle and just like scattered down the road. And he kind of like limped it back to the house. And he has this like crazy threshold for pain, like just a pain tolerance that like we wouldn't even understand.
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And he's like limping around and we were kind of like making fun of him. Like, dude, you're faking it. Like it's not that bad or whatever. And then I think Phil's parents were gone, and we were like... In charge. There was no level-headed person to be like, he might be hurt.
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And then his mom came back and was like, Peter's leg is really purple. He had been walking around on a broken leg for two days and didn't tell anyone. Holy shit. That's insane. Yeah, and then he was in a wheelchair for a little bit. Holy shit. Is that possible? For him, I guess. I mean, I think towards the end, he was not doing a lot of moving. Yeah. But, yeah. Yeah.
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Phillip Rivers played an AFC championship on a torn ACL. That's different, though. But I was just thinking Chargers.
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There's one play where he gets sacked right on his shoulder. His shoulder popped out of the socket. But they were like... It was towards the end of the game, and he didn't trust the backup. And they tried to take him out, and he brushed him off. And then threw a touchdown with his shoulder out of the socket. And then went off, and they fixed it. I wonder...
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Obviously, these guys are incredibly tough, but also just the adrenaline of being in a stadium full of 70,000 people probably can make you do some pretty fucking insane things. I think that's why you guys need to start doing stadiums. It's kind of like us at the live show.
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Does anyone do sketches to arenas? I can't imagine it works. I feel like the Impractical Jokers sell out huge venues. Yeah. I don't know what their live show is. What does an Impractical Jokers tour look like? A lot of cruises. Oh, they did do it. A lot of cruises. That actually sounds kind of awesome. Are you always on your toes, though, that anyone you're talking to isn't?
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we murder the green room fucking dying i will and i i think we talked about this in the last episode we're at the fucking 7 a.m yeah i i saw the sunrise every single night i was there and then uh
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You fought through a little injury there. Didn't you get a nosebleed like right before? Oh, yeah. I got a nosebleed right before. The best part is when he got the nosebleed, it was like, Elise, she's the best about trying to be like, I don't know. So she kind of huddled us all up right before he was about to go on. It's like, hey, I'm so proud of all of you. And Will goes, oh, my fucking God.
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