The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Animals For A Basketball Team, Twix Chocolate Milk Taste Test, And Q’s From The Sticks
Tue, 13 May 2025
In today’s episode we draft animals to fill out our basketball squads, talk about how the NBA playoffs might be the best we’ve seen in the last decade, we taste test the new Twix chocolate milk, answer questions from the breadsticks, and more!! Be sure to tune in every Monday and Thursday for new episodes!
Chapter 1: What animals are drafted for the basketball team and what are their roles?
I'm going to get the spider monkey to run point.
Yeah, I get it.
I get it. We're doing the athleticism thing at the point guard position. A little unpredictable, right? There's going to be some on nights, some off nights. Yeah. But we're doing that. It's going to work or it's not going to work.
Well, you're going to be flying around. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Zipping around.
And that's... Like, you're not a skilled basketball team.
Or a fast break. Well, I'm going to fill out... I'm going to find some skilled animals. For sure. For sure. But that's not your style. We're a fast break team. We're a get out and run. Yep. Yeah. Run them out of the gym. Out-hustle you. Yeah. Yeah. I get that. It's kind of like Spider-Monkey... He's defense first for me, the spider monkey. Like he's Marcus Smart. Yes, yes.
Yeah, he's all defensive first animal team pretty much every year. And that's thanks to his freakish athleticism. And if he could add the offensive game a little bit. Because what was he last year stat-wise? I know it was two and a half steals. But it was 12 and a half points. I think it was just 12 and a half and two, right? 12-2 and two and a half steals.
So his offensive game, there's some serious leaps to make.
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Chapter 2: What are the hosts' predictions and thoughts on the NBA playoffs this year?
Chapter 3: How has Aaron Gordon's shooting evolved and impacted the Nuggets?
All right. One word for the sticks. Just one word.
greetings greetings all right thanks but that's fine yeah that was two but we'll make it work all right see ya i thought maybe she'd do like four words yeah well i i yeah i um i really understand if if you if you if you said give me one word i understand why you give one word but well she gave two though yeah she said greetings right um okay so polar bear at the far but yeah tiger did get turned out crazy crazy shit i can't believe that but but here's the deal with with uh tiger
Don't be in the news every Friday night. You know what I'm saying? With just the drinking? With the girls. Yeah, yeah.
Polar Bear's not. Polar Bear's married.
Polar Bear's married, yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Polar Bear's got a couple.
He's got two cubs, yeah. Two cubs. Yeah, exactly. You know what I'm saying? Polar Bear's a very buttoned up bear. He's a family bear, yeah. He's a family bear. And then he takes care of business on the court. Mm-hmm. He's a mother f***er on the court, is what he is. Polar Bear reminds me of Yoke a little bit. Polar bear, yeah, a little bit. So I have my point. I'll go my two guard.
I'm just going to jump out the gym with the kangaroo. That's a really good pick. A lot of vertical. So spider monkey and kangaroo in the backcourt is pretty nuts. That is, I mean, that is a tough backcourt. And he's actually, he can shoot too. I don't know if you've. Kenny? Yes. No, he can hit threes.
That's important in this league.
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Chapter 4: What are the key takeaways from the recent Nuggets vs. Thunder game?
That's good, dude. I mean, enjoy the injury, man.
Enjoy the injury. And it is nice because you can go one for eight. And he's like, I only have one arm right now. But I swear to God, that's why he's been doing it. Because at the press conference, he did the press conference and he said, I should be out for four to six weeks, but I'm playing through it. Yeah, he should. It seems like his shoulder's fucked.
Yeah, but he's playing through it, and it doesn't seem like it affects him at all. Well, yeah. Because he would do – MPJ does the one for eight thing without the injury.
And he kind of doesn't play that hard on defense.
Doesn't play hard on defense. I think he's a better rebounder than he's been playing. But, like, dude, that's another weapon. Some of those shots he hit, there's nobody in the league, maybe other than KD, that can hit those shots.
Because he just jumps over you. Yeah. Right in his face, fading away.
Yeah. Chet, by the way, though, let's get back to Chet. I mean, listen, we still could just lose in six. We could lose in six and the Thunder go on to win the championship. For sure.
But to me, it seems like you should build around Chet.
Chet, okay.
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Chapter 5: What challenges does the Nuggets team face in the playoffs regarding player fatigue and depth?
Yeah, we would go home.
All right, here we are. That one hurt. That one hurt. That one hurt.
not that okay not that that's not what i meant to fucking fucking shut off whatever it's fine it takes forever this one whatever we're gonna just be dealing with it um yeah that one hurt you know what it's distracting you don't have to go four bars every time gosh a little bit of feel for the game we'll kick it and the thing is we'll kick you off the board read the room read the room read the freaking not the damn time
Uh, I mean, let's start with Danny. I always like to start with the positives.
Yeah. The positives. Yoke found a stroke a little bit late.
Yes. Nikola Jokic looked better as the game went on.
That was a positive.
Jamal Murray hit a couple of big shots.
That didn't shoot as well. Still though, feels like Jamal. He's a gamer late in the game. He's confident. He's doing the Jamal. Yeah.
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Chapter 6: Why do the hosts suggest the possibility of the Nuggets forfeiting a playoff game?
Chapter 7: What are the hosts' views on individual player performances and team dynamics?
Chapter 8: What is the Twix chocolate milk taste test and what are the hosts' impressions?
Well, and, and you, and you're getting your money's worth. Let's be honest. Like it's a sweet, but this is, it tastes exactly like a San Peli, but it's check out spin drift, not an ad. Not an ad at all.
Wow. But our draft is going to be just like very standard, just animals as a basketball starting five as well as a coach. Yes. Sarah and I were at the store today. I just found like a random item and I'm just going to have us try it. And I'm just not going to, it's a drink. I'm just not going to tell you anything about it because I want you to kind of try and guess. It's good. You'll like it.
It seems like it's going to be really good. You want me to guess what? Yeah, I'm not. I just want you to guess like what flavor is it, I guess.
Okay.
All right. So we'll do that and then probably Q's and that's that. Okay. Do you want to start it? Yeah, I'll start it. Go ahead. So point guard here, right? And you don't have to go position by position. You don't have to go. But you do have to fill every position. Yeah, I do want to get my point guard because I want to take him off the board. I don't want you to get him.
I'm going to get the spider monkey to run point.
Yeah, I get it.
I get it. We're doing the athleticism thing at the point guard position. A little unpredictable, right? There's going to be some on nights, some off nights. Yeah. But we're doing that. It's going to work or it's not going to work.
Well, you're going to be flying around. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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