Danny
Appearances
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
Thank you Patricia Altschul from Southern Charm. Yes.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
Stop waiting for a sign. We're out with all my hearties. Let's have a good time. Whiskey kicks off the party.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
So if you care to find me, look to the BravoCon line.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
Hello. Give it up more for them. I'm obsessed. These outfits, I die.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
It was so much fun. You guys have a lot of hot takes.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
Which I love. I want justice for Gina, but that's just me.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
No, I was like, Brittany Bateman is on stage.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
Not Cynthia. The heat is on in Saigon. The chicks are hotter in hell. I like that. She's like, found another clip. I'm like, no one wants them, girl. But she does. Yeah.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
Okay, so she's here. Any Announcement by Brittany Bateman. That's a big fail. It's a big fail. Ding, ding, ding. Oh, Lala's Season Finale Rant on VTR.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
She tried and failed. She tried it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a lot of Utah.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
I got to say, I feel, I think Lala, the Lala fail was a lot, yeah. She doesn't make me want a Lala, but we'll see you on the Valley, I guess.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
Any announcement by Brittany Bateman? Oh, congratulations. Okay. Okay. I feel that.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
She'll take that as a win, though. She needs that.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
I played Broadway, Carnegie Hall. My agent said, don't stop until you played the crappies. You haven't played the top. For years, I've listened in my car, thought nightly in my bed. Unless I played the crappies, I might as well be dead. Now I hear voices that I can't ignore. The songs from the cast of Housewives Jersey from before. The tunes sung by those women.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
From the Garden State We all know their names For the fandom that claims them For the songs that raise my pulse rate Would you like to hear Waking up in the morning, thinking about so many things. Just want things to get better, trying to get rid of them. Nothing seems to stay the same.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
If I could tell you how I feel, if I could show you my love's for real, if I could let you into my soul, you would know you were the one I want to run to, the one I want to call when all my dreams are shattered and I seem to lose it all. Why am I so scared? To be close to you, real close to you. So close to you, real close to you. I can feel the weight of the world pushing down on me.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
I can feel everyone's eyes watching me. I can feel the heat of the spotlight shine on me And I can feel the pressure on my body. Got me feeling all these feelings and they're driving me insane. Paparazzi watch me doing my thing. Cause I'm on display, on display, on display. Each and every day, every day, every day. Everybody's waiting on me to fall. Everybody's waiting on me to fall.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
Hey, it's me, Melania. I'm sure you see me around. You probably see me on TV. I'm about to go pick up my best friends Tay-Tay and Stephanie. We about to go pop them tags, get our nails done, hair done. We ain't chasing boys. We chasing checks. We chasing dreams. We chasing goals. Big things popping, little things stopping. I can't wait to grow up. I've got plans to blow up.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
Mama said it ain't easy, but I don't care, so what? And our parents told us, don't be too quick to grow up. Dad said it ain't easy, but I don't care, so what? I can't wait to grow up. I've got plans to blow up. Mama said it ain't easy, but I don't care, so what? And our parents told us, don't be too too quick to grow up. Dad said it ain't easy, but I don't care. So what?
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
And so with great humility I stand in front of you I'm proud to play the crappies It's like a dream come true That is why I'd like to shout it up and down Just to tell Broadway, Ben and Ronnie K are back in town. Thank you. Thank you, guys.