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Chapter 1: What is the theme of 'This is Important' podcast?
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important.
Today on This is Important.
Everything is loaded with fucking semen now.
What are they teaching us? We're out in the ocean just grabbing tiger shirts.
I have to maintain this friendship. I have to maintain this friendship.
Let's go!
I'm just watching Adam get ready to clap here.
He's just like, I guess we're clapping. Let me just fucking flex. Oh, me?
I'm just clapping? Goddamn! And if you're not one of our 1,100 subscribers, you're missing out today because these boys are flopping in the wind. Adam's got his guns out.
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Chapter 2: Why are the hosts wearing captain's hats?
Okay. I'm a fucking idiot. I'm sorry, bro.
I knew it, Blazer. I knew it.
Uh, well, we just did promo and the reason we're all hyped up wearing these sick, and dare I say, a lot of people might think they're douchey. I think they're sick. I think they're totally sick. Captain's hats. Yeah. The reason we're wearing them is because we just made a huge announcement. that the cruise is going to be cruising February 22nd through the 26th of next year, 2026.
Out of Tampa all the way down to Cozumel, Mexico. That's right.
Dude, Mexico, baby. I love that. I'm very, very excited about it. Oh my gosh. I can't wait to get on that open water.
And wait, you don't like these hats? You don't like these hats. I thought we were just, I was just remarking about how this is such a young go hard group, dude group at a bar hat.
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Chapter 3: What is the TII cruise and when is it happening?
Yeah, if you see a group of dudes wearing these, they're taking shots. They're trouble. Yeah.
They're having a good time.
They're having a real good time. No, I would say they're date raping. You think so? It's a good possibility.
I would say eight out of ten times there is one person in the crew is date raping if they're wearing this. Okie dokie. And Troy, you know what I told her?
I said, I'm the captain now. I mean, that's exactly right.
Then I threw in a dumpster, got in my Wrangler. So I don't know why it was my pitch to wear these hats, but I just kind of thought.
Yeah, because you definitely sent these to our doorstep.
I did, I did.
And you said, please keep them even beyond the promo because I'd love to go out.
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Chapter 4: Why do the hosts discuss emotional intelligence?
I remember that being so weird. I wonder if that has anything also... It's a human brain. I think it's your brain. I think it's like... Yeah. A beautiful mind. Yeah. Like, is that also like why you can't tell time? Or like, there has to be some... Connective tissue there?
Some... Something. I can tell time.
I just can't read it. Well, don't backpedal now.
I can tell people what it is. No, no, no. I can tell people what it is.
I just can't read it.
Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm a fucking idiot. Yeah, maybe. Maybe that's the case.
You know, like I can tell you it's 359 right now, but... I don't know, man. Definitely weird. Definitely the human brain of mine. The human brain. Do you guys have anything weird that you know about your brain?
That's a really good question. I mean, no. No, Blake, you're really dumb. I'll say that about you. Okay. Well, play me in Jeopardy, bro. Let's go.
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Chapter 5: What are the hosts' thoughts on travel and bucket lists?
Okay.
Crystal burger as well.
Hot dogs? Delicious.
Yeah, go ahead. Hell yeah. You know, it's just being able to identify when people are going through shit. Being, you know, being kind to them and really... Not just, like, laying in on them when they're very vulnerable and need a friend.
I don't even understand what you're talking about.
Yeah, I'm breaking your guys' brains. That's bitch made, dude. Bitch made, dude.
Yes, let's package it in the bitch. Wait, so you're telling me you can understand when people are, like, going through something? Yeah. Okay, I'll take your word for it.
Yeah, sure. Doubt it.
Oh, yeah, the bitch.
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Chapter 6: Who are some of the hosts' surprising contacts?
Well, absolutely. We should do a Jeopardy night. That'd be fun.
I do think people now like tee off on us saying how dumb and stupid we are. We should definitely challenge them to a battle of wits and intelligence on the ship.
Who tees off on us? I don't see anyone teeing off on us. Oh, my DMs are just people.
I was going to say, man, that's tough. Yeah, I think people give us shit, but I don't really get that we're dumb.
Well, I think Blake also reads the internet a little too. You're like digging.
I probably am a little too tuned in to the comment section on the Instagram.
Yeah. You're digging in the crates a little bit.
You never just hit delete all and go like, I see like the beginning of one that's like my cousin has, and it's like half of can like cans. And I'm like, and I go, no energy that went bad. Yeah, I can't look. And by the way, everyone who sends me messages about dying friends or birthday parties that they want me to like send a video for specific. Okay. Hey, it's a great idea.
I'm just not that guy, pal.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' experiences with wrestling events?
Yeah. Todd, was it you, Todd? Luck be a lady. Todd says it wasn't me. A true degenerate gambler.
Maybe it was just a rando. Right. Maybe. Maybe it was a rando. Yeah, I feel. Yeah, mine would probably be something where I might die.
Yeah.
Like wrestling, I know I'm not going to die. It has to be. It has to be. Yeah.
Your bucket list is to literally maybe be kicking the bucket.
Almost, but not. Like, like, uh, like squirrel suiting, like squirrel suit.
Like if I dove off a cliff in a squirrel suit, but you don't want to do, you don't want to like train up for squirrel suit.
I don't, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna do that.
But if you could do something similar to that, that's a bucket list thing for you.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts feel about different vacation experiences?
Bye. Everybody's coming. I like that. Everybody's, everybody's coming. I like that. To Japan.
Come by my bucket list. I don't know what my bucket list would be. I feel like my bucket list would be things that like, I can't just make happen. You know what I mean? Like, We were going through our tattoo names of comedy people. If I could be in a writer's room and sit and break a story with a Ben Stiller or somebody like that, you know what I mean?
And just have that experience and make something, that'd be fucking sick. But he won't return my calls.
I bet you could have, when Severance Season 3 is staffing up, you could throw your name in.
I'd be like, yo, what if they weren't Severed?
Well, we have friends that are in that writer's room. I think that's a possibility that you could get in there if you really, really wanted that.
I mean, I've even, I've sat, I can't remember what it was for. Was it Zoolander 2 or something?
Okay.
Where I did sit in a room with Ben and Justin Theroux and kind of bullshit about ideas for the script. Perfect.
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