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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Here's the thing, Max. We didn't need a picture of Sirianni, Max, because you gave a recap in words that describe it better than a picture ever could, because it looks like right after you left the party at 3.08 a.m., you tweeted, Sirianni was so sick tonight. I was drunk tweeting all night. That tells me all I need to know. Let's print that out, and then you can look back on that in five years.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
That's awesome. Get in there and make it by yourself.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
The funniest part about watching Hank react to Max talking about the night is Hank just thinks back. He's like, yep, that's how the Super Bowl parties are set up. They got that other special section right there. Then you got the players. Yeah, I know all about that.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Max, have you been invited to the parade?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
There are going to be so many dudes in Philly that are like, I'm going to go out to the parade just for a little bit, and then I'll come home, and we'll go out on a date and have our night, and they're just not going to come home.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
That's going to be a tough sell.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Interesting. Yeah. Well, he's had two very bad losses in Super Bowls.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Strike from the record. Also, I mean, Mahomes has had to get to the AFC, too.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah. I mean, we'd be having to talk about the Eagles being a dynasty right now.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Kelsey was not looking great on the film review. My All-22 analysis is that Lane Johnson is a fucking man.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Every single time you see Lane Johnson, he's just bodying someone. That is a man that you don't want him to put his hands on you.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
He got a lot of stuff going on. The Super Bowl after party is Big Dom Super Bowl.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
They are. Well, there was that picture of Taylor that went viral like two weeks ago. I think they're also mad about her getting booed.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I think she was. But yeah, there was that picture, and it confirmed the fact that Taylor Swift does in fact have a leg. And all the Swifties are like, oh, look how thick she is. Look how strong that leg is. And it was just like a leg. It was a leg. So now CJ is saying, oh, he should have stayed with the thick girl.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
And then now all the Swifties have responded by leaving bad reviews for CJ Gardner Johnson's mom's restaurant. Is that what it is?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Swifties are sore losers. Well, they've never lost. They've literally never lost. They weaponize social media.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
How do you respond from adversity? I don't know. We'll see. She's going to put out a banger album about the Super Bowl. I think he's going to retire. You do? He looked old.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Is this Eagles team the best football team of all time? Oh. Because, well, hear me out. You've got Saquon Barkley. I'd say maybe a top 10 running back of all time. Right? The way that he's playing right now. Not in terms of longevity this season. Incredible.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Saquon Barkley, he was in the MVP consideration. He had a great season. Yep. Top 10 season of a running back of all time. Mm-hmm. The offensive line for the Eagles, maybe top 10 offensive line of all time. Defensive line, you could make the same argument. And their pass rush, make the same argument. Impact rookies all over the place. Great secondary. Shut down Patrick Mahomes.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Quarterback better than Patrick Mahomes. Yep. Beat Patrick Mahomes in the Super Bowl. And we're talking about Patrick potentially being the second or going into this game the best quarterback of all time. A guy that just beat him, you would say that he's probably the second or the best quarterback of all time. Is this the best football team ever? Max, I already made this argument on Sunday's show.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Did you say they're the best team ever?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
So Eagles number one, Patriots number two.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Hank is unironically doing the washed trash.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
No, you've become Max Kellerman.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
You have become Max Kellerman. Either you die a villain or you die a hero or live long enough to become a Kellerman.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Who wins the Super Bowl first? Patrick Mahomes or Drake May?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Oh, for sure. I would say good luck charm is more Nick Foles. Nick Foles even posted, it's really cool that Tom Brady got to be, I guess it's Tom Brady that's the good luck charm. But Nick Foles pointed out Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles two Super Bowl wins.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I just like the narrative. If it's Carson Wentz, you have to check in in town. Yeah, you have to.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
said that just so you know it should have been me it's probably way better to not even make the Super Bowl than it is to make the Super Bowl and get blown out like the Chiefs right yes yeah so good job all of us yeah
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Hank and I have never been more in lockstep than we are right now. Absolute boys. What was your worst loss in the Super Bowl, Hank?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
It's tricky with Jalen Hurts because I think that there's a bunch of teams that would not do a one-for-one trade with their quarterback, but Jalen Hurts is better than them in terms of how he fits in with the Eagles. I'd probably rank him fifth. So do you think Justin Herbert, do you think the Chargers would trade? I don't think they would, but... That's bullshit.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Max, I don't think they would, but I'm saying Jalen Hurts is a better quarterback.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I agree. I'm saying Jalen Hurts is better, but I don't think the Chargers would make that trade. I don't know.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Who's your... I don't know. I don't know.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
And we're out of football season. It was a sad realization waking up on Monday. I think we all felt a little bit empty.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
It's a mystery. I'm going to do a mystery top five, and then I've got... Yeah, I got hurt six.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Wait, was that not a fake Schefter account? Oh, it was?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I liked that a lot. I started to get back into shows again on Monday. I watched The Night Agent. And that's about that's it was very strange not having like sports bouncing around in the back of my head constantly thinking about what's going to happen in football.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
If we sent Pug, Pug wearing the Mickey Mouse ears would be very cute.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Going on that hungover would be the worst.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
He's always pumped. John Gruden is the most pumped individual I've ever hung out with in my life.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
And then Tuesday comes around and thank God or excuse me, Monday night comes around and thank God that the sports gods decided to bless us with Luca's debut.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
He's always fired up. Yeah. So, yeah, I miss him. I just miss him. Same. The only thing that really pisses him off is when people in the room are not adequately fired up.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Right, but John Gruden's not around you for your life. He's around you when you're working.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
That's my hardest boy.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I didn't say that you're wrong. I just said it's hurtful. Some people in this world are self-starters, and they don't need somebody to grab them by the face mask and tell them what to do. Other people need to have their hands held, and that's okay. Yeah, I mean, I guess that's fair.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I finished 15 gumbos on the last night. That's my guy.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Hey, can I ask you a question about the gumbos?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I said I was going to do it, and then I followed through because he set a goal, then you hit it.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
It's good to check shit off the list. I do regret doing the gumbo bet. Not a bet. Oh, not a bet. A challenge. The gumbo challenge. Just because it made me miss out on so many other good foods that I could have eaten in New Orleans that I would have loved to have had. But yeah, I'd finish it up with two gumbos at dinner on Friday night. And yeah, then just went to see Ludacris. Pretty good show.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Left before John Summit. Sorry, John. Disrespectful. Embrace debate.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Is it disrespectful to Ludacris to have him open up for John Summit?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
ludicrous might not be as hot right now as john summit i think he's got like 20 more might not be well he's you act like ludicrous is fucking chopped liver max bring up their monthly streams on spotify i'm telling you that john summit is better is bigger than him right now and it's by like a good margin but luda still does very well luda's been doing this shit for 25 years
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
He's in Fast and Furious. He's a megastar. A little disrespectful to Ludacris, even though John Summit is hotter, right?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Well, Max came up to me during the show and was like, I'm sorry for disrespecting Ludacris. He's got bangs.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Well, no, it also just shows that John Summit is much newer and Ludacris has been doing it for 25 years. Talk to me in 15 years and let me know how hot John Summit is.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Your hot seat PFT? My hot seat is pitchers and catchers. They're reporting.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I think the Cubs are there.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
The Dodgers are there, first to report. I just remember watching part of the interruption when I was a kid growing up, and the first show after the Super Bowl would always be Tony talking about the beautiful cyclical nature of sports.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
We lose one, and we get rebirth. Yep. And so baseball's back. Baseball is so bad. Baseball is officially back. We'll do our baseball preview in probably September. When we do dingers only. When dingers only, yeah. But yeah, they're reporting right now. And then pitchers and catchers go there first, and then everybody else just shows up all at once?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
They don't hang out, like, with the pitchers and catchers?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Do they just do long toss for a week, and then everyone else shows up?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah, and then, like, in— That's what makes the Garrett Cole thing even funnier in the World Series. In July sometime, there will be a dribbler back to the pitcher, and that's the first thing they work on in spring training, which also means that we're going to get some pictures through chain-link fences from reporters where they're standing like 300 yards away.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I saw that. I was also very confused by LeBron James. Yeah. We all know that LeBron James in the past has said a lot of things, sometimes confusing. But one thing that he said that was very clear was back in 2015 when he told his teammates kind of in a passive aggressive way online, stop trying to find a way to fit out and just fit in. Yep.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
The blurriest pictures of all time being like, look, baseball's back. Baseball's back. There's Shohei. My cool throne is big men. Random big men are back because we've entered the stage of the NBA season where the Lakers don't have a big man.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
And so now people are just going on TV and saying the names of random big men who could fill in to play for the Los Angeles Lakers, even though maybe some of them have been out of the league for like four years. So Stephen A. Smith was making the case for Dwight Howard today. coming back, which I am in support of that just because it would be very funny.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
But I don't think he's very good at basketball. No.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
So I'm going to say some other big men. Okay. Blake Griffin. Love it. Who says no to Blake Griffin? Blake Griffin.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
You don't think Blake Griffin... By the way, shout out Blake Griffin.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Spencer Hawes. Yes. Done. Bring him back. But yeah, the Lakers need a center. So you can just say anybody, any tall man. Be like, yeah, I can see him get out there, give you some fouls. Get him out there. Perk. Perk. Perk caught a stray. Not really a stray.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Perk caught a shotgun blast from KD over the weekend.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Well, Perk is the guy that the further away he gets from playing, the better he was. Oh, yeah. And I love Perk. I'll listen to him talk about anything. But he was like, yeah, I was a leader of that team. And KD's like, this is the most ridiculous thing I've heard said online this whole week.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Well, I saw Stephen A. Smith bring it up and say, like, what about Dwight Howard? And Wendy was like, yeah, no, Dwight Howard's not going to play. He's about to go into the Hall of Fame. He's not going to come back and play. He's not in playing shape. Lay off the burgers, Wendy.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Marcus Cousins is a great one for that conversation.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
What? So you're saying that Stephen A. Smith was right. Yeah, he's being mean, though.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yes. Right. Dwight Howard's fat. But now Hank is taking that one step further and saying it's because Dwight is coming back that he took it so seriously.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Apparently last night he told Luca, don't worry about fitting in. Just go out there and fit out. Oh, nice. What? So I don't get it. Yeah.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
No, he's just saying Wendy's fat. But if you're Dwight Howard and you're sitting at home and you hear Stephen A. Smith mention your name, you think about it.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Stephen A. Smith's probably going to be president.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Oh, so they're giving them a constructive school-approved way.
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They set up points of entrance for them.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Soon you're going to have to buy an extra ticket to storm the court afterwards.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I mean, he's just hitting it face on, you know? I guess so. Like here it is. I mean, you might as well just embrace it instead of fight it. Yeah. It's better than being like, if you were to tweet out, my daughter's ugly. Yeah. Which one would you rather have?
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But that doesn't make any sense.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Your must-win boot.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
No, we would never. What are you talking about? Just playoff. It's a playoff. Max is getting a lot better at sniffing these things out.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
That's the entire thing we're trying to do there. He's a winner. Didn't sniff out McCarthy, though. No. Doing fake ads. What? No. Oh, he still doesn't know. Yeah.
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He was having to do fake ads to make you do more shoeies out of the boot.
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That's the first I'm hearing of that.
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Hank, do you have any advice for Max about how to establish a dynasty and what this offseason is going to need to look like to continue this run?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
He did look kind of big and pale in that Lakers yellow, didn't he? Yeah, I'm telling you.
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Yeah, he's been saved from the basketball Siberia that is Dallas, Texas.
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Also, one of our producers is a big Duke fan, basically went to Duke.
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Yeah, you've got connections everywhere on the show.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
When did you come to the decision that the format of the All-Star Game had to be changed? Was there one moment in the game last year where you're like, that's it, I can't go back?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Do you spend any time in your day to day searching your name online? Because I think you are probably one of the people that gets the most unsolicited advice.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah. He got kicked out. They kicked that guy out. Everybody in Dallas, like if they show you on the Jumbotron there, you should say, fuck Nico. Oh, so funny. I like that a lot. So petty. Yeah, Luca, the Luca show. I'll tell you what. I think it might be Austin Reeves' team. It's not Dalton Connects. If you want to talk about body language, he did not look happy.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Well, he had zero points last night. It was disgusting. They didn't even... J.J. Redick probably did the right thing and said, like, you don't have to worry about playing. Well, they're... He said, she said.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah. That was a very thoughtful, nuanced answer. And the main takeaway is that Adam Silver has considered raising the basket and extending the three-point line. So in the past, you've thought about it. You have. That thought has crossed your mind. Absolutely.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
They just wanted you so bad. So Charlotte, they're the ones that are contesting the trade. They're like, no, he didn't feel the physical. It's actually, he's in the best shape of his life.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
So do you ever hang out with other commissioners and just be like, hey, commissioner to commissioner, here's something I'm thinking about?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
There's some battles and some problems that only a fellow commissioner might understand. I'm sure that you go through. Yeah. Hypothetically, not talking about anything in specific, but hypothetically, do you have anything that's in place where you could potentially deny a trade?
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If a team wanted to send a superstar to another team and maybe the return value on that superstar was not what would generally be expected. You're talking about Kyle Kuzma? Yes. So I'm a Wizards fan.
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Gotcha. I am going to miss Kuzma. Big Cat's right. That broke my heart.
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Honestly, let's level. You were probably like, oh, Luca's going to L.A.? Huge market? That's cool.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Well, they told him, they told him late. And Mark said that the biggest mistake of his entire career was trading Steve Nash. And he was like, I don't want to make a mistake like that again.
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Yeah, that's true. He's made a couple of mistakes. Yeah, they just gave him a heads up like, hey, Mark, just so you know, we're going to do this thing that you're going to hate and you are powerless to stop it.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Wow.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Very cool that he took the time to do that. Yeah.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
That's very cool. Well, while we have you here, I just want to give you a piece of unsolicited advice from me and take it for what you will, but I think a lot of people agree with me. One of the most frustrating things to watch in the NBA, and I love watching basketball, but this is very frustrating when players are obviously flopping and embellishing fouls.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Is it in consideration to make embellishment, flopping, reviewable, technical foul, cut and dry? Don't do it because it's tough to watch on TV.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Just have every ref just say, life isn't fair.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Also, a bad call gives us something to yell about the day after the show.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
So we'll be screaming. If you just make it perfection, it's like we're the dog that was chasing the car and then we catch it.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
It does. Yeah. Has there been any consideration to to adjusting the league schedule? I know it's been in place for a long time in the general format that it's in. But but waiting and starting the the year on maybe Christmas Day and extending it at the end.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Now, in other news, our boycott worked phenomenally. The Pro Bowl had its lowest ratings ever, I believe.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
So we boycotted the right thing. People followed us. Made a difference. But that means that we were just so starved for football that everyone just tuned back into the Super Bowl. Yes.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I walked into that. Or maybe at least just allowing fights like in hockey. Yeah. Like blow it off.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Well, I mean, that's happened before. Ty Domi, the penalty box.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
That's a good idea. Legacy League. When I was going to pitch him, which I won't pitch him, but I was just going to pitch him rigging the draft. Oh. Yeah. That would be a smart idea. That would be a good thing to do.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
For the Wizards. Cooper flagged to the Wizards. Yeah. You know, I'm a Duke guy. Cooper's unbelievable. He's great. He's great. We would take such good care of him in D.C. You're also a D.C.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Mulling it over.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Okay. What's the next level?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Better than this, Joe?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
7,000?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
If you have a great game, let's say you throw for like 400 yards, four touchdowns, hypothetically, something like that, and you end up losing that game, you feel bad afterwards, I'm sure, because you want to win. How long does it take for you through that week to be like, you know what, I'm actually pretty happy with my performance?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
You keep waiting for old Norm Van Brocklin's record to fall. Yeah. 550 yards passing in the game. It's kind of crazy that it, I think it's 545 maybe. It hasn't happened in like 50 years. And with the NFL being so pass heavy right now, you keep hoping like one of these days, a quarterback will throw for 550. I'd like it to be you.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
It's like Max and Russell Wilson, the two last guys you want to be sad next to.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah, yeah. And tonight you've got the NFL honors. Good luck. Thanks. I think statistically a lot of people would say Joe Burrow could be the MVP. But more importantly, what are you going to wear to this?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Sir, two homeless people just followed you in. Would you like us to arrest them?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
So he probably, like, that's his worst nightmare. Like, he went to bed just having nightmares about Philly fans like Max bouncing around his head. He's like, he's everywhere.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah, I kind of like that. No, you and I actually have a little bit in common, Joe. We've both been victims of crime this year. I had all my clothes stolen off my front porch.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Well, I did. I sent it away for laundry because it was a long weekend of football, so I wasn't home to do the wash. But I had two big ass bags of clothes that just got stolen off my front porch. And I lost basically all my clothes. I've been trying to dress like you. Do you have any advice for me? Like, do you have a stylist that you use? Because I feel like now I'm 40.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I got to level up a little bit. I got to start, you know, stunting on these hoes a little bit. So yeah, who's your stylist? And can they also give me some help?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
When people say like, oh, you look like Ellen DeGeneres in this or whatever, like they say that about me, but in like a bad way. Yeah. With you, it's like, oh, yeah, you can look like a lesbian and be hot. With me, it's like you look like a fool.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I usually buy something in September, and then I spend the next four months just tracking it from China as it's making its way here. It's like on a boat somewhere crossing Taiwan. I'm like, I'm never getting that command. You get it in two years? Yeah, exactly.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Well, Hank is really bad. And as a quarterback, like me and big cat, our salaries depend on a guy like the quarterback. Right. We're not, if he's making us look bad. then it's like, what are we going to do? We're just going to become divas. So you guys are receivers? Well, we could be. We're just divas. We're like diva wide receivers, except we're not good at playing wide receivers.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
This could be like rookie of the year situation. What does that mean? Have you ever seen that movie?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
The kid that breaks his arm, all of a sudden he can throw like 98 miles an hour.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Like if you have a ligament injury, maybe it just made you a better quarterback.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Does it feel good right now?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Having a fully healthy offseason, though, that'll probably be nice for you.
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Give me some names.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
What you could do is you could just play all your starters throughout the preseason and just lose those games.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
And then week one is literally week four for you.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah. What does that feel like going out for a preseason game? You're going to go on the field and you're going to take two snaps, hand the ball off twice, and then leave the field.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
We do it the other way sometimes where somebody will be really good in the preseason and we'll be like, that guy should start.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Like Kyle Slaughter. He was a preseason legend for a long time as a backup. I don't think he ever played a snap. Could he run?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
And you always think like going into the season, man, this guy should be getting snaps over Patrick Mahomes.
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This guy's way better.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Do you ever learn new moves for open field running? Definitely. Like you watch YouTube and you're like, okay, I could do this or...
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Just Euro stepping random people on the street.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I was going to say, if you had a dog, you could just juke out your dog.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
If you were a dog or a cat, I would say Joe Burrow cat.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I don't like what Big Cat's doing, Joe. I think that you deserve every penny that you've signed for. You don't have to restructure anything. Don't feel like, oh, I have to keep T around. It's not your responsibility.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I think T's entitled to make his money, but you're entitled to make your money too, Joe. Don't listen to this guy.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I would do that. Okay. Okay. I don't like what he's doing. He's putting pressure on you. You should feel entitled to the money that you've earned.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
You understand the cap. I mean, not really, kind of.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I feel like adjusting the salary cap is like the final boss of how many different things can we change because of COVID. Yeah. It's like COVID happened. Okay, well, we're going to have to redo the NFL salary cap, obviously. We need to make some changes there.
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Yeah. His translator, Ipe.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Maybe, perhaps. Yeah, it was a situation. It's good to have a translator because that person is the ultimate fall guy. I didn't even understand that. What you guys were saying.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
You should get a translator. That would be awesome. Yeah. Yeah, that would be cool. Yeah, that way that person does all your interviews. You just sit next to him, checking DraftKings. I can put in a parlay here. Okay, good, good, good.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
uh yeah so this has been a fun year for you in other ways maybe not so much but this offseason what are you doing to uh to like improve your game you're getting faster i know that but like is there anything that you work on in the offseason and you say i'm gonna focus on this i think i'm at the point in my career where i'm not really there's not really anything that i'm like okay this needs to get better this is
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I like that. Just do exactly what you've been doing, but do it harder. Yeah.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
What's your hair plan for next year?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I mean, your hair seems to grow fast, though. It does. Because when you shave it, it's like four weeks later, it's like, oh, yeah. Remember when Joe shaved his head a month ago? Now he's got normal hair.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Slim, shady look was interesting. I thought that that was... intentionally done for preseason and that you would dye it back once the regular season started?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I saw another one from a similar account that said God made men and then sent us Joe Burrow as an apology.
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Wait.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
This guy absolutely hates it when his girlfriend cheats on him. Yeah. And just like really watching her go to town. The one that I saw today, they were under the covers and they include, I think they might've like added in sound effects because that smack sound, she was getting it in to the wall.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
It's a famous thing that Nick Ceriani does after he wins a Super Bowl. It's kind of his deal.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah. Gift card boxes you in. Cash is limitless. The problem with gift card is you never spend the full amount.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Maybe get him some jail. Or you have to make yourself spend way more money because you're using the gift card to get a discount on it. Also could get him some jail stool. No, don't do that. Bad idea. I would... Let's see. A good gift for your fiancé. Cash. I don't know if cash is really the way to go. Hank is... Always.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
If you share the personal account, it's like, what are you going to do with cash?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
When does that happen?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Cash. Cash.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Sports tickets. Cash. Cash is king.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Wait, so she's saying why do girls care so much when guys play video games? Like this is the guy asking why his girlfriend doesn't like video games. Because you're paying attention to something very close. You're paying attention to it way, way more closely than you pay attention to her.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I think girls, they care when they see you so engaged in the video game and you look forward to it and you know everything about the video game. You pay super close attention. And then they're just like, I wish that when I talk to you, you would pay attention to me in that same way that you do your video game.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah. Like, suck my dick. Fuck you. Yeah.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Eat my pussy. What they should do is they should make a boyfriend simulator game. That'd be good. If they made a good one. Maybe get her into video games.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Hank, what song would you sing on stage? What would be the Hank thing that he's known for?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Nurses are hot.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
How is it a dude? I thought this guy's on chicks. And he's a nurse.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah, listen, one thing I know about nurses is when they're not on the clock, they fucking party.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
This is a Swifty thing, too. That's why they're upset. Yeah, and I think nurses and doctors have, what, like a five times greater likelihood to smoke cigarettes?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Oh, so you have to go. That's nice. You've got to go a day early.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah, I know. Are you playing any golf? Like when you get into town, did you add next round?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Okay, all right, nice. But it's because of the snow. It's the snow.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
It sounds like torture.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
I think what Max is asking is, like, aren't you going to get bored of playing golf at some point this week?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Hank did ask me the other day. He's like, hey, are you going to play golf on your vacation? I was like, I don't think so. He's like, can I borrow your bag, your travel bag? So I have to run home at lunch and get the travel bag for Hank so that he can get his golf in tomorrow.
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Yeah. What? It's huge.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
No, I'm just stating facts. You love facts. I'm trying to get you fired up.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
We can never light that fire in Hank. He's probably pumped to see Isner. He's like, finally, a guy with energy. Fire me up. He'll tase you. Literally fire you up.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
No one is.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
My Fyre Fest, somewhat vacation related. Really tough to have a Fyre Fest when you're going on a vacation. It's nice to get somewhere warm. Really good point. I guess the only Fyre Fest I would have would be that I really wanted to play golf this weekend and I don't have my travel bag anymore. And, I mean, what's better than playing golf on an island on vacation?
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
It's, like, all I've looked forward to doing for the last three months. But Hank needs my bag, so I'm going to give Hank my bag. I can get another bag.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
He's got a bag. Yeah, yeah. No, you can have my bag. I can sell it in a lot to you. Real Fire Fest is going on vacation this week, and I did get my chest waxed. Last week down in New Orleans. Oh, yeah, that did happen. It did happen. So I'm going to be hairless in a swimsuit on the beach. And whatever lotion they put on really did not agree with my chest.
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And I got a little rash going on my chest right now. I'm not looking forward to being shirtless this weekend.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Yeah, it's got a lot better since the day after, but my chest is not at its best right now.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Okay, all right. But that's fine. It's like, really, you're walking around has really trained your leg muscles. Yeah. So you've got strong legs.
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You can definitely do it.
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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Joe Burrow, Max Parties With The Eagles + Guys On Chicks And Fyre Fest
Big Cat, you should have John Gruden coach you and train you because he'll get you fired up. Yeah, that's true. It's a fact.
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Do we have any other hobbies that we're deciding to pick up this offseason? Dunking. Dunking. Hank, any changes you're going to make to your life? Post-football?
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I could try to dunk. I'm focused right now on long drive because I got a bet coming up. Oh, yeah. That I've been training on already.
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I don't know if everyone here has been training on it. So I'm just going to try to get my drive up. I have been training on it. Over 300 yards if I can. I'm getting more tattoos. I am too. I'm low-key addicted to getting tattoos.
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I might get a teardrop tattoo. How sick would that be?
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I like that. That would be cool. I'm going to get the flight simulator going in the office.
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A lot of stuff going on.
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Can we see that picture?
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We'll pull up that picture. Where can I find this picture?
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I need that. I do like how in Max's mind he's like, you know, me and Siri, we're too close for that. It'd be weird if I went up to him and asked him for a picture. It's like, I can do that whenever I want. Yeah, no, looking back, I probably should have asked for a picture. I get it, though. You don't want to be annoying.
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They got cameras everywhere, but I'm telling you, at that point, they do not give a fuck if somebody wants a picture.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Great beard. Thank you. I mean, compared to Amin, I feel like it's an easy one.
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It's the whole lip and tooth and the way you have a few gray hairs scattered around. It's very tough for me to. Salt and pepper is a good thing. That's not salt and pepper. It's a lot of pepper. It's mostly pepper with like a kernel of salt.
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Salute. This is a compliment. I don't want to appear stuffy to anybody.
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How many? Two? Three? How many do you need? No, I'm good now. But the reason I tuck in. No, I meant towels. No. Do you know why you tuck in your shirt, Juju? You never tuck in?
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You're tucked in, Jessica.
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No wonder the break was so long. It was a good stream, too.
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Now, the NFL denied it, just so we're giving our facts straight. The NFL denied.
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They said, oh, no, it had nothing to do with Trump becoming the first ever sitting president to attend a Super Bowl game, which he is. And then all of a sudden the end racism gets removed. And the NFL said, no, no, this was always the plan. Surely a coincidence.
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What's a quantum computer? It's not just a faster computer. It performs in a fundamentally different way.
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I was like, how would I do this? Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you less so than me, I feel.
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And is that what they call fans of wrestling, a wrestlehead?
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So that's a bucket list thing. Adam, if it's not a bucket list thing for you, what would be a bucket list thing?
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Blake, do you even know him? No wonder you don't call him on his birthday. You don't know what the fuck it is. I don't really play poker.
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You mean like going all in? Is that what you're talking about?
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By the way, never ever played cards in my life.
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Not really. I can only play this one game called... We've talked about this, I feel like. I played Norwegian poker with my grandma.
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Yeah. Todd, was it you, Todd? Luck be a lady. Todd says it wasn't me. A true degenerate gambler.
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Like if I dove off a cliff in a squirrel suit, but you don't want to do, you don't want to like train up for squirrel suit.
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But if you could do something similar to that, that's a bucket list thing for you.
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diving i think was a bucket list thing for me because i think thought that was fucking incredible you know what's so weird i would never ever like look for that but when the opportunity presents itself i go yeah all right cameras are rolling sure yeah yeah yeah but i'm i would never ever do that on my own if my friends were like we're all gonna go shark diving i don't know if i would do it i mean maybe i would if it was gonna be like a cool trip or whatever
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but like it just unless it's like a work thing i'm like i don't know i'll be at the crib
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Can I tell you something? What? Don't pack. Shop when you get there. Okay. Very shagadelic. Go somewhere awesome, eat good food. I mean, I love that. Everywhere has like Yelp or whatever, like kind of where you can find a restaurant.
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He's just like, I guess we're clapping. Let me just fucking flex. Oh, me?
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as much as i would love to do that it's just like there's just so there's so much stuff where i like i just i'd rather just stay home dude you just go just go in two weeks that's just a house cat that's a house cat mentality that's my wife has the same thing just go and by the way i'm a house cat too but like i gotta get out there i gotta see shit i will i will eventually no that's junkyard dog mentality right there
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Oh, is that right? Yeah, dude. Isn't that also the same thing? They're also chained to a yard.
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Let me off the leash. He's circling back to wrestling here.
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Yeah. Get them. Makes me hungry. I'm going to cum.
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And that's making babies. That's load boost money.
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Come by my bucket list. I don't know what my bucket list would be. I feel like my bucket list would be things that like, I can't just make happen. You know what I mean? Like, We were going through our tattoo names of comedy people. If I could be in a writer's room and sit and break a story with a Ben Stiller or somebody like that, you know what I mean?
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And just have that experience and make something, that'd be fucking sick. But he won't return my calls.
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I'd be like, yo, what if they weren't Severed?
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I mean, I've even, I've sat, I can't remember what it was for. Was it Zoolander 2 or something?
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Where I did sit in a room with Ben and Justin Theroux and kind of bullshit about ideas for the script. Perfect.
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But they didn't make it. No, but it was like, I don't know. It was like a short session or something. I can't remember exactly why I was there.
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Everybody. Everybody. Everybody except for Durs, hold back real quick. Real quick. I was just still eating my lunch from, like, a round table. And then they were like, do you care if we have a meeting? And I go, I got some ideas. No, but I don't know, like doing something creative with somebody.
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They're not even flopping, dude. They're kind of taut. Yeah, they are.
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Japan. To me, that seems so, like, surface. Like, yeah, come here and, like, do this thing. Like, see ya. Like, I don't know. That's a long list.
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You had some unfinished business. Now, what was it like diving with him? Because I imagine you were a little—you lost a bunch of weight for that. But I was going to say, next to him, you got a lot more meat on your bones. Sharks are going for you. They're not necessarily going for Mr. Efron.
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Right. He's got shark skin. Yeah. He has two little fish next to his dick just swimming around.
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It's a weird question, Blake. It's a weird question.
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It's the shit. And you're also just in a van looking at animals. It's this weird duality where you're like, whoa, it's a fucking lion and we're on their turf. It's not the zoo. But at the same time, I'm eating Doritos in this van. That's cool. And then we just drive away.
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Just hanging on your wall. Yeah. Moana style. Got it.
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Yeah, you for sure can get those a lot of places.
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And wait, you don't like these hats? You don't like these hats. I thought we were just, I was just remarking about how this is such a young go hard group, dude group at a bar hat.
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But dude, it's so crazy, dude. It's like toothpaste flavors.
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Like, what the... But like, don't you feel... Like a sucker? No. Like a chunk. Don't you feel like they think we're dumber than we are? No, we are dumb.
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The cereal aisle is wild right now, dude. Because the ice cream is all cereal and then the cereal is all ice cream. It's all ice cream. What's the deal?
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I know. And I think I told you guys that I went to a fucking Applebee's and I was like, Oh, shit. Pop rocks in a Shirley Temple. Like, let's go. And then I was like, they got me. This is fucking gross. But the sugar game. Oh, what? It's like their last Hail Mary. Oh, yeah. They're like, we got to offload all this stuff and put it into everything before RFK puts the fucking hammer down. Perfect.
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That was the whole thing when he had to eat fried chicken with Trump. I can't remember who was talking to him about it.
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I just find it disturbing, man. I just find it fucking wild. It's fucking crazy, dude. I feel targeted. You are. I know, but everyone acts like it's fucking normal.
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I do, but now when I feel targeted, it used to be cute. It used to be like, oh.
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I said, I'm the captain now. I mean, that's exactly right.
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But they have multiple loaded cum pies with a few buddies.
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Yeah, like, look at this. This is wild, dude.
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What are they teaching us? And if you go to, like, the kid shit, all the, like, yogurts, all those are flavored from some, like, with, like, Paw Patrol shit. Bukkake yo play. Freaking buke. Look at the tricks loaded actually looks like a fire ass, like, hip hop album. That looks like a coochie. Yeah, I feel like I just said that.
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you know no but it doesn't if it is who had the albums that had like the diamond font uh that was no limit yeah for sure no limit soldier like i told you where's that where's the rap snacks of cereal how are they not done rap snacks of cereal oh dude
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you look at the list of ingredients it's like a mile long and I'm like gimme gimme you can't pronounce anything in there your boobs are huge I wish they were huger dude yeah you can get them back what's wild to me is that I used to dig going into the fucking cereal aisle and being like I'm about to get something naughty and now I'm like too naughty this is gross this is too naughty yeah
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I wish it would just all go white as opposed to just like cobwebs here and there.
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Well, it wasn't this bushy, was it? Oh, no. This is... You know what? I got scared the other day and it changed. Oh, God. What scared you, bud?
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Is it the Ohio State football coach who's got the dark beard that you're like, it's just too dark. There's no way your beard is that dark.
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Right. Yeah. How do you guys feel about men of a certain age? Toupées? Huh?
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Yes. It's true. We're getting there. No, men of a certain age who dye their hair, like, well into their 60s. I love it. And they can pull it off, and there's definitely some who cannot pull it off at all, where you're like, you're 80 and your hair's, like, jet black. It's just off, right? But the dudes who pull it off go for it.
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Oh, my God, boys. If you're watching YouTube... Yeah, you're in for a treat.
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The Amazon guy, he handed me the box knowing, for the joke, he knew what was inside of it, and he kind of held it while I took it. Yeah, he wanted to let it go. He looked at me like, are you the guy?
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A mustache under your mustache. You don't look like you play in Black Sabbath. You look like someone who plays it for their kids on the way to school. And you're going to love this. These are called bands. They're a thing that used to exist.
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I don't know if they exist really anymore.
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Yeah, you see them. When you see them, you're like...
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Wear plugs or like the new school ones, like the Piven Jamie Foxx joints. Yeah, that's hair plugs, yeah. Yeah, I guess I just don't even know what's what. Although I know somebody who took Rogaine or whatever. Dickfella. And they were fully a bald person. And now it's back. And do they say lustrous?
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I don't think anyone had that except for him.
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Yeah. I don't even know. I haven't been paying attention. Why doesn't it look good?
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Adam, let's hear Blake's science. Come on, yeah. So he's sweating so hard the hair just shoots out.
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It's like, we got to go. We're going to drown.
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Who's the last person to rock it that is this person, that is this figure you're talking about? Do you remember speaking... I think Zeus.
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So all these deep cut, all these deep cut bands that stop. Let's just stop for a second. Like the Van Gundy's rocket, right?
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I think they're both over six feet, but they're just next to tall people. So you're like heating on them.
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I don't know that. That's how you think about like CP3 and then you stand next to him. You go, he's bigger than me. What the fuck?
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He's like out of shape head. That's not like... Can somebody pull up a picture of Bruce Willis in Diver?
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Yeah, I think it rocks. It's awesome. That being said, as fast as possible.
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You've got to turn off that mustache, bro.
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Hey, let's do takebacks and shit. I gotta go.
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Thank you. Goddamn! Will somebody slide in Blake's DMs and tell him the last boss? Oh, Jesse Ventura?
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He's a sliding Blake CMs with a person who's got the hair pattern.
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By the way, now that I'm, like, thinking, it's all just, like, Earthquake had it. Like, it's all wrestlers. Maurice White had it.
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A lot of wrestlers. Why is it all wrestlers?
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No, I had a friend whose dad had it. Mr. King. Mr. King had it. There you go.
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Player. Who else? Mr. Phyllis Warren had it. It was a good look. It was like a little bit of an ownership thing where it's like, I'm just going to own it.
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I'm having trouble sleeping. Send me something, please.
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Yeah, I work under the boat. I work at the bottom of the boat.
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And I'm still having fun. I got a little pirate hat with an eyepatch on right now. Yeah.
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It was a karate. It was a karate sketch, right?
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before he put the eye patch on he put the eye patch on and he could never worn the eye patch in like our rehearsals at the house or even beforehand and then put the eye patch on and we ran lines just before we were going on just before couldn't could not cognitively connect see ya then i would i would lift it up say the line say the line put it down lose the line lift it back up Find the mind.
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I can tell people what it is. No, no, no. I can tell people what it is.
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You know, like I can tell you it's 359 right now, but... I don't know, man. Definitely weird. Definitely the human brain of mine. The human brain. Do you guys have anything weird that you know about your brain?
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Let's go, bro. I'm ready. And Blake, are you in hell right now? I am. If you're one of the 101,000 followers on YouTube, you know my man is in hell.
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Yeah. Fair enough. I would say that's almost more normal than what's wrong with mine.
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Is there something you do know about? What? Adam, is there something you know about that would, like, shock anyone? Yeah. No. Like the Civil War or some shit? Nah.
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I feel like Blake's talking about smart people, though.
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And what is smart? Like, knowing things or being, like, very capable people?
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You know what I mean? Like... If you don't know anything, you're like, but I know emotions because you're crying every night.
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I don't even understand what you're talking about.
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Yes, let's package it in the bitch. Wait, so you're telling me you can understand when people are, like, going through something? Yeah. Okay, I'll take your word for it.
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I'll say that. That's a great idea. Jeopardy versus people or whatever. We should do that. Game show night where we do trivia versus the norms.
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And by norms, I mean people out there whose emotions I can't read.
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I was going to say, man, that's tough. Yeah, I think people give us shit, but I don't really get that we're dumb.
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You never just hit delete all and go like, I see like the beginning of one that's like my cousin has, and it's like half of can like cans. And I'm like, and I go, no energy that went bad. Yeah, I can't look. And by the way, everyone who sends me messages about dying friends or birthday parties that they want me to like send a video for specific. Okay. Hey, it's a great idea.
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I feel like I also hit you up. Whatever.
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Say it! Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know, I know. Holding on by a thread. Damn.
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One, one man's bucket list is another man's sure. Fine. I'll do that list. Yeah.
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Sure, fine for a promotional do it list.