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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Which would be amazing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
It's not about the fans or the sports. It's about your date, Brett. That's what you're missing. That's what you're missing. You're trying to defend being a fan. Being a fan's fine. But also treating somebody that you're with with respect. I agree with Brooke on this.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
That is fair. That is the only way you're going to get her to like you. Yeah, until you take him to the Olive Garden. He's like, give me an L. Give me an A. Lasagna, lasagna, lasagna.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Okay. That was a funny joke, Brett.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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OK, we just need to apologize right now for taking over your TikTok for you, Paige. Yeah. Sorry, not sorry. My God.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
All the old ones are going viral, but the new ones are so much better. OK, I'm so glad you found them. Follow like whatever you're supposed to do on these podcasts and just sit back and listen.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Yeah, that's all it is.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Oh, cool. And the great thing about hockey is that you don't have to, like, even know the game to have a great time at a hockey game.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
They're high energy. They're fast.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Oh, right. Even before the game started.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
They're just making out. That's exciting. You guys have like instant chemistry.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Yeah, for sure. So did you guys go back? Is that too quick to jump to that part? Now I'm curious.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
It may have been cute at the time, but the description just then didn't sit right.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
At least she was drunk. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
No, you guys are having fun. You're having fun.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Cute. Oh, dude. Oh, my God. So you guys are just sending that energy out to everybody around.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
This is amazing. Seriously. So where did the bad stuff happen? Where did the weird stuff happen?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
So wait, so she actually left?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
But also, I wouldn't even leave a game, though, with nice seats. Like, take advantage. And I don't think she was testing them. She was saying, I'm leaving. Like, she wasn't saying, are you coming with me? Like, I don't know. I mean, what do you think?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Maybe she's secretly a fan of the other team.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
It's not appropriate for life. I would actually put that one in the back of your pocket and never bring it out again.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
That's the wrong cheer for the wrong sport, by the way. It's a baseball cheer.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
No. You made out with her. You went to a hockey game. She left. You didn't.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Either way, if Jeffrey makes any sort of baseball references in our phone call to her, we're not getting you a second date. I'm just going to let you know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Okay, we're taking our annual hockey poll, Jeff.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Did I win tickets or something?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Wasn't it your first game ever? He said that like you had so much fun is what he told us.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
He had so much fun, I guess is what I should say then.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
I mean, it's fun if you're with kids, maybe, at a game. Like, my five-year-old loves it once, but he even got tired of it the last time he did the wave. It's like, fourth time around, you're like, we get it.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
What? Oh, wow. Was he still talking about the wave or was he referring to something else that they needed a man up about?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
I don't know. This sounds weird. But do you think he was like showboating, like kind of like weirdly trying to impress you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
I guess. That's concerning. How could you not? You're with your shirt off running down the aisles.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
That's what we were spelling. Brett?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Did you hear what she said?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
Rachel, are you still there? Did you hang up?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
There's a difference between doing the wave and starting the wave.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
And here's the thing. Like, you weren't just at the sports game. You were also on a first date. Like, you can't separate those two things. If you can't act appropriately at a sports game, then maybe you shouldn't take a girl out on a first date to one. That sounded very mom-like.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
In a way, in a way. Here's the thing. Why don't you just apologize for embarrassing her?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed
I meant to her for embarrassing her.
IHIP News
Russia is Celebrating Trump's Destruction of the US
Absoluut, want ze gaan hun betalen op, hun voordelen gaan op, ze verliezen hun werk. En mensen zoals Elon Musk en Donald Trump, hebben vrijheid voor één persoon. Poetin en geld. Dat is het. Dat is de lijst. Een ding dat een positief signaal is, is hoe Europa zich heeft geuniteerd rond Ukraine en tegen Trump en het regime van Poetin. Hier gaan we.
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Russia is Celebrating Trump's Destruction of the US
Het is gewoon een klein clip van 60 minuten over het meeting dat ze hadden na Trumps meeting met Zelensky, de Europese leiders met Zelensky.
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Russia is Celebrating Trump's Destruction of the US
First of all, what a bozo. But isn't it funny? People on the outside looking in, they can see it as clear as day. And I just want, I mean, I really wonder how Fox News is selling an alliance with Russia to the Reagan Republicans, the boomers. Here's what I have to say.
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Russia is Celebrating Trump's Destruction of the US
Right, because doesn't Putin win elections every year by like an overwhelming majority? Or every time he has an election in Russia, he just wins elections. Yes, they're rigged. They're totally rigged.
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Russia is Celebrating Trump's Destruction of the US
I mean, who's to say Elon Musk with all his power and access to all of our data, he's not capable of that with all the big balls and all his other... Well, there is two companies called Election Alliance and then somebody else smart something.
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Russia is Celebrating Trump's Destruction of the US
And isn't it interesting, I know we continue to talk about it, but democratic leadership is not saying. Putin is a murderous dictator. He has invaded Ukraine illegally. The entire world sees it. Donald Trump and Elon Musk. Dat's right.
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Russia is Celebrating Trump's Destruction of the US
It's interesting to find out that all of these national security Republicans are now aligned with the Kremlin insofar as look at what the Moscow Times is reporting. The Kremlin says U.S. foreign policy shift aligns with its own vision. Did you ever in a million years think that there would be a story in the Moscow Times that says the U.S. policy and the Russia policy aligns?
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Russia is Celebrating Trump's Destruction of the US
It's poor leadership across the board. There's not just one thing you can pick out that's poor leadership. It's so many things. How tepid the response has been. It shows me a real lack of leadership. Here we've got Chris Murphy fighting the good fight.
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Russia is Celebrating Trump's Destruction of the US
Here's the deal. Every single piece of legislation, every nomination, anything, whether it's to... Everybody go take a water break at five minutes. The Democrats in both houses need to say, fuck you, we're not doing it, we're standing firm. We'll filibuster until our heads fall off. Whatever it is, stand outside the steps of the Capitol saying... This is a kleptocracy. They are screwing you.
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Russia is Celebrating Trump's Destruction of the US
They are taking away. We need Chris Murphy energy combined with Jasmine Crockett energy all day, every day. And not one Democrat should vote anything. Like if I hear a Democrat say we're working on bipartisan issues, I might jump off a cliff because that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You cannot work with bipartisan leaders when they are voting and aligning with Russia.
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Russia is Celebrating Trump's Destruction of the US
But under Donald Trump's administration, that's what you get.
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Russia is Celebrating Trump's Destruction of the US
Well, another uplifting pro-democracy day in Trumpville.
Pardon My Take
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Hey, Pardon My Take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's Pardon My Take, we have our very good friend Mark Titus. We're going to break down the brackets from a basketball standpoint. We're also going to do something new. I think this will be very fun for the people.
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Here you are. I just want to, like, that Thursday morning feeling, I just wish I could bottle it up. Yeah. Because, like, I'm stupid where I get, like, introspective where once Thursday's over, I'm like, damn, we're 365 days.
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Yeah, but it hurts me.
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Yep. There's nothing like it. Feel like you got hit by a truck every night? No. Get back at it. All right. Thank you, Titus. You're the best. Everyone go subscribe to Mostly Sports, Mark Titus Show.
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I might have to. Well, hopefully Wisconsin wins on Thursday and then Saturday. I will only come on if they win. I got to save if they lose for the AWL.
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And when this comes out, we'll know that Hank, PFT, and Max, they accidentally took Baylor.
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They wanted to do the troll move in Montana, but Montana is ass.
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I need some Utah State merch. Probably won't get here in time. Yeah, we'll figure it out. I need some Utah State merch. Actually, Rico's got some.
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He's got it somewhere.
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Yes, way better basketball coach than Person.
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Okay, boys. The next time you'll hear from us, we're going to have Madness. We are a programming note. We're going to have Stanford Steve on Friday's show. We will only talk about Friday's games with him, give you best bets, talk with him. So after Thursday, if you get your teeth kicked in, want to just sound smart, this is the best. It's the best weekend. It's absolutely the best weekend.
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And I'm going to try to keep my voice. Didn't help that I had to wake up for the Cubs game today, but I'm going to keep my voice, hopefully. Knock on wood. This is danger zone for me. Any other thoughts before we do numbers? Three. Oh. That was not.
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No, I. Can we ask person before we do numbers? Because Max was looking at me like he wanted to say something.
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He said it. President Pug. I said anything else before we do numbers because Max was looking at me like he wanted to say something. Memes then said three right away. But he said numbers. Right. But it was not in numbers like that. Three. Three.
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Okay.
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What was Max going to say?
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34.
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34. Oh, you're never going to get it. You're never going to get it. It's tough for all the memes leavers out there.
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Is that when you dream about your teeth falling out, you're infertile?
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Okay. But it's borderline manifesto. It's borderline manifesto. You call that a handbook? A handbook, but a culture document, that's a manifesto. I think that's a coaching thing.
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I'd like to get my hands on that, and we can judge if that's a manifesto or not.
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If you have to like click and download, that's a manifesto.
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Why don't you do that as a project? A culture manifesto for part of my take.
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I like that.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's also in this tournament, yes.
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's balls. That makes sense. Okay. Who's up next? That was great, PFT.
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Okay. Hank, are you up next? I think so. Duke? Florida. Oh. Max, you're up next. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
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I don't know who Bilbo is.
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Is that it? What do you got, PFT?
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There we go.
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How do you not tell us that story? I don't know. That's crazy. All right, Max, back to you.
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Oh, I want to see this.
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I love these small gyms.
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That's really small.
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That's like a high school gym. This is why this tournament is so great, though, because it's these type of teams. I know South Carolina upstate's not in it, but... They could be. It's why I love this tournament. It's why it's analogous to the, what do they call it? FA Cup. FA Cup. Yeah, where it's like a YMCA is playing against Man U. That gym, I can guarantee you, is hot as fuck during a game.
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You didn't know the murders?
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That's not what I'm talking about. Oh, okay.
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Okay.
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Let's go Baylors. Max, PFT, and Hank have Baylor as their Experian buster, which we do every year at Barstool. It's very fun. I have Utah State with Jerry.
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I don't know.
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Okay.
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Good teammate. Yeah, because you know the other one too, which is also very morbid. A Baylor player shot another Baylor player and murdered him.
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But this is a new program. Yeah, this is a new program. And it's good vibes because you guys have Baylor.
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Yeah, we've really put a nice spotlight on Baylor here.
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We're going to do a little choose your own adventure. We are taping this in the afternoon. I bet San Diego State, so I'll be a very sad boy if they lost by more than four and a half.
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Won a national title and a Heisman? And a Heisman trophy. Florida, obviously, if you go a little bit further back.
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Yeah, not a lot. Baylor. Baylor. Baylor. Baylor's the answer to that question. Okay.
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Yes.
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They changed the. It still is not great, but they changed way better. The coloring of it. So it's not as distracting. It looked like it had water damage. Yeah.
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Yeah. No, they definitely upgraded it this past year.
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Okay. Which they won't be playing on in this tournament.
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That has nothing to do with it.
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It was crazy. It just went a little too far. A little too far with it.
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Well, that's from... Oh, yeah.
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They can do whatever they want. What about, is there anything in the rules about a love triangle with a pool boy and watch your wife get cucked?
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Jerry Falwell Jr.? Yeah, Jerry Falwell Jr. was the president of Baylor.
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And they have all these rules, and then that whole thing happened.
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You don't know a lot about a lot.
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Yeah, the West Virginia governor even did a press conference. The National Corrupt Association of Athletics. He had a big sign. It was a big story for what we said, 24 hours. You get 24 hours to basically bitch about it. And then as soon as the ball is tipped, everyone's like, okay, we want to watch the game now. He went on the yak. He went on the yak. What did he say on the yak? Not a whole lot.
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Yeah, I think he was like, obviously Golke was a story, but he was a stud.
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Well, in college basketball for 40 years. He was on North Carolina.
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Yeah.
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Okay. And that pissed you off. Well, I want to say right now, John Gross, if you guys hit the over in this game, I will send you coffee from StellaBlueCoffee.com.
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They got stupid money.
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This isn't a fact.
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You're reporting this, that he's going to be the Villanova head coach?
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It's our fun facts for every team. We split it up into four regions. You're going to find out things like the entire Baylor men's basketball team died when a train hit their bus in like 1920. You'll find out that MLB team once sued one of these tournament teams for copyright infringement. Fun facts all around, give you little nuggets to go into the weekend.
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These are great fun facts. Okay.
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He basically was like, yeah, I know this isn't going to do anything. Uh, but we have to fight for ourselves. We, he came on because Nick, our good friends, Nick and KB are both West Virginia natives. Nick is a West Virginia fan. Uh, and he, he, he gave the right answer in the fact that he said, we're like, dude, you're not actually going to get into the tournament by suing.
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Any fun facts about Wisconsin and Villanova going up against each other in the tournament?
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Stopped them from a three-peat.
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The one year in between their Villanova's championship.
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Yeah, but you guys were defending champions. I was pissed. And, yeah. I mean, you won titles on either side, so it's not really a big deal. Yeah, it's okay.
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Okay.
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He's like, yeah, of course not.
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Murder?
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Yes, I like that. That's a good idea.
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You're going to get hammered.
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Wait, I don't think he does have more followers than Max. Let's fact check that because that's a fun fact. You bring up Rico, I'll bring up Max. Also, can you just make sure Rico sounds like he's at home right now? Just tell him to let the kids have the Reese's. He hung out. All right, the kids should have the Reese's. Oh, he might have more followers. Max has 144,000.
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Rico has 180, so credit to Rico. Credit to Rico.
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There's a rumor going around that Rico and Max are dating. What? They left together on Friday night. Well, they were hanging out. That's actually incorrect. They're sitting right next to each other.
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And you have video evidence?
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Oh, that doesn't prove that you didn't leave with him.
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Yeah.
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Triple team in fat girls.
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They were just happy that they could eat the Reese's without getting stolen. But no disrespect to fat girls. No. No disrespect.
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Okay.
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Because you could see how we'd think like, oh, well, we all did hours of research. No, I did.
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Okay.
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That was the intentional foul game. Did you see how that came out? So they tied. I can't remember who they were playing. It might have been like North Carolina Upstate or one of those schools. Their opponent scored, got the ball on a press, scored to tie it with 10 seconds left, and then they intentionally fouled because he just didn't have time and space.
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That's how they ended up in the tournament.
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Yeah, well, at least two of them haven't won yet.
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Right.
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And then the last one? The last one would be... Oh, no. Who's the last one? SIUE. Yeah. SIU Edwardsville. What are their... Oh, I do have the reason. They're an Illinois school.
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so you can't all right i knew i knew it didn't as i was looking at it it made no sense it's like what what is what is vegas no and and that's the answer the other the other two have to play in the play-in the other the other four have to play in the playing and the last one would be 20 to 1 but they are at illinois school you can't bet illinois schools at illinois so 20 to 1 can you bet the opposite side of that i wish that's a good investment yeah
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Okay. Oh, no, it's 200. No, what is it? It's 2,001? Yeah. Wait, what did you say? Norfolk State is not 100 to 1?
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So my idea is that we need to change. He doesn't deserve to be Bubba. A Bubba is a guy you want to be friends with.
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Okay.
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Okay. Joliet. He said it perfectly.
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That's how I choose to believe that they put Wisconsin and Denver not making excuses for it. They're like, whoops, we meant to put them in Milwaukee. Yeah, I mean there's a lot. They just like mixed up a couple things on the way out.
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Things get lost in the shuffle. Purdue and Michigan should have been flipped.
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Okay. Maryland. Yep.
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I feel like crabs just aren't a great mascot. I disagree.
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Right. But a turtle is stronger than a crab turtle. You can't like crabs. You just fucking put a little trap out and then you just eat them. I think it has some turtles can at least defend themselves.
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Did you also know, fun fact, it would take us, the entire population of the world, 800 years to fill up the Grand Canyon with piss?
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I think, though, we should call... His real name is Lawrence. I think we should call him Larry. Larry Cunningham. Strip him of the Bubba. How about Liam? You could call him Liam. Liam Cunningham. Yeah, I just feel like that's a Bubba move. It is. To take bribes. But also, like, being a Bubba... That's kind of a point of pride, you know?
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800 years? Yeah. If we were all just continuously pissing.
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Yeah, we should. What is the deepest canyon? What is it? Bonnie Blue.
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Yeah.
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Okay. But their women's team.
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Buy stock. You caught up on their women's team?
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31,500.
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Nice. Love it.
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Yep.
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And even say, like, hey, that's Jeffrey.
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Yeah. Give a shout out to Jeffrey.
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Whoa.
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The UNC Williamson is the Seahawks. That's one you can just throw around to people. It makes you feel like you know ball.
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Oh, the Fighting Pickle is great. Fighting Pickle is awesome.
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When you're a Bubba, that's cool to be like, hey, I'm Bubba, so we should take that away from him and be like, no, dude, you're Lawrence. You're Lawrence Cunningham. You're a complete no-name Lawrence. You remember your Bubbas.
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Let's get some Fighting Pickle merch. Okay.
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Oh, okay. You're guessing?
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This is the fun facts. Well, no. The... That's a fun fact you can find out.
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Got it. Now that's a fun fact.
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So it's the wind battle.
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Wow, the Yankees.
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Wow. Wow.
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Yeah, it's like the little tiny thing.
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Yeah. That's a fun fact. That is a fun fact.
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Yeah, that is weird.
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It would have been funny if you just did all golf facts.
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St. John's in Omaha.
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Okay. Good job.
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All right, fun fact, Hank. That's very fun. All right. These have been great. Yeah, these have been great. I feel like I'm ready for the tournament now. I got my region. Before I do that, game time. The best part of college basketball is here, and we know you're as excited as we are to watch some big upsets throughout the tournament.
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Go get a regional. A hundred bucks. Get in. Watch a couple games. They've got great curated deals for all tiers of tickets. And you know you're getting the top option when you see super deal icon. What are you waiting for? Buy those tickets now. Go get some March Madness action going. Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with GameTime. Download the GameTime app. Create an account.
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Use code PMT for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Again, create an account. Redeem code PMT for $20 off. Download the GameTime app today. What time is it? GameTime. There's a ton of games going on. If you can make one, it is so, so fun. I've been to a ton of these games in March, and it is a lot of fun. All right. I am up. Last region. We have the Midwest. Am I in the Midwest?
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Right. And, oh, yeah, we get $100,000 if we make the tournament. That's not a conflict of interest or anything.
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You are the Midwest. I am in the Midwest. You've got to get your hands on one of these brackets. I know. Someone printed out all these, and they don't have any of the regions. So stupid. Okay. First, big picture from my region. Three of the teams in the Midwest are in the top six for most tournament appearances without a final four. So Xavier has been to the tournament 29 times, no final fours.
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Tennessee's been in the tournament 26 times, no final fours. Utah State's been in the tournament 24 times, no final fours.
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Yeah. Okay. First matchup, Houston versus SIU Edwardsville. Houston, speaking of, has the most Final Four appearances without a national title. So they've been to the Final Four six times. They've never won the title. The next in line for them is Illinois and Oklahoma. Both have been to five, never won a title.
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Also, Lil Wayne attended University of Houston for a year in 2005, majored in political science. So shout out political science majors.
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Yeah, then he had to drop out, and he went to the University of Phoenix and finished his degree. SIU Edwardsville. What? What? I don't know if he finished his degree, but he went to the University of Phoenix after. Lil Wayne went to Houston? He went to Houston. He enrolled in Houston, and allegedly was getting good grades. That's what it said. Wow. 2005 to 2005, poli-sci major.
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Pretty fun fact, huh? Yeah, that is a very fun fact. SIU Edwardsville. It is the first ever NCAA tournament appearance for them because they became D1. Hank still doesn't believe it, by the way. I saw that. Right there.
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Yeah. And left. This is our first ever tournament, NCAA tournament appearance. They became D1 in 2008. Also, if you want to get a little cheeky at the bar, say you like the Cougars in this game.
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Yeah, so just say, hey, who you got in this game? I got the Cougars. Also, Houston's going to win by a billion. SIU Edwardsville's 34th largest college in America by acreage. Okay. Kind of cool. It's down by St. Louis. Notable alums, Jeff Tweedy from Wilco, Bill Plaschke, and this one I feel like is stolen valor because everyone talks about the big show, the wrestler, going to Wichita State.
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Yeah. So UNC probably will win, and they'll probably go to the Sweet 16, and everyone will be like, yeah, you didn't think they should be in the tournament. And then Alabama State won.
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He finished his career at SIU Edwardsville. That's where he got the degree from? Yeah, and he played D2 basketball there. Okay. So we need to put some more respect to the big show going to SIU Edwardsville. SIUE. Yeah. Also, game notes for this one I had. Houston has played five teams, 200 or worse in Ken Palm. Here are the scores. 97-40 against Jackson State. 91-45 against Louisiana.
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80-44 against Hofstra. 78-49 against Toledo. 87-51 against Texas A&M Corpus Christi. Dead.
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Not good. Not good. Okay. Next one. Next game. Gonzaga and Georgia. Gonzaga is going for their 10th straight Sweet 16, which is insane. That's insane. Nine straight Sweet 16s is nuts. Also, I found out one of Mark Few's dogs, who you might remember from his DUI video, is named Stella. Oh, that's fun. And he brings her to practice.
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Yeah, that's true. Mark Few also, he loves fishing so much, he convinced his dentist to shave down a piece of his front tooth so he can better use it to cut fishing lines with his teeth.
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I think it was like, it had gotten a little, like there was an indentation for where he had been doing it because it was like wearing down. Yeah. And the dentist was like, we could replace the tooth. He's like, can you just shave it down so I can just keep going?
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Yeah, he's very competitive. I read an interview with his fishing buddy. He's like, he's so competitive even when fishing. Pretty cool. All right, Georgia. Does anyone know the last time Georgia won a tournament game? Did Tom Crean win one? He did not. And in 2008, 2002. And so this got me thinking and I went down a little rabbit hole of just searching because it makes no sense.
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Georgia is a huge school of the 10 college football national champions since 2002. Seven out of 10 of them have been to a final four. All 10 of them have been to an Elite Eight. All of them have won a minimum of six tournament games, and Georgia has not won a game.
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So you go down the list, like Ohio State, 21 wins, Final Four. Michigan, 25 wins, Final Four. Alabama, 13 wins. Clemson, six wins. Elite Eight, that was actually the worst. UCF? UCF I did not have on there, but they've won games in the tournament. Florida, obviously, 33 wins, national championship. Texas, 20 wins, Final Four. USC, eight wins, lead eight. Georgia.
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Combined, 154 tournament wins for all other programs that have won a national title in football, and Georgia has had zero wins since 2002.
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Obviously, you can do the Villanova's basketball school. Football is not... But it's rare to have such a, like football, when you have a big, robust football program, that means you have a lot of money in the athletic department. The basketball school should at least be in the tournament every now and then and at least winning tournament games.
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Right. So I think that's the biggest disparity.
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Between a football and a basketball program. Hank, you with us? Mm-hmm. What are you doing?
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Nice. Also, this game, just game note, Gonzaga's a better team, but Georgia is taller and more physical, so it'll be very interesting to see how Gonzaga has sometimes been called soft.
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By me, specifically. Next up, Clemson versus McNeese State. So this is Clemson. I have gone to a game at Clemson. Pretty cool campus. Nice stadium. It was good. Clemson is also a cult that doesn't get enough credit for being a cult. They all wear their class rings. Didn't realize that they all wear their class rings. So they're in the Texas A&M Notre Dame camp in there.
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There's a rule on campus before football games. You have to wear orange on Fridays. It sounds like you get arrested if you don't. Yep. They also do the $2 bill thing where this started because in 1977, Georgia Tech and Clemson used to play every year in Atlanta, and Georgia Tech canceled their rivalry game.
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And so George Bennett, an executive director of Clemson's Booster Club, said all Clemson fans, let's use $2 bills to show the impact we have on the economy. Yep. Now it's kind of just they're bragging.
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And they're kind of just being like, look at how awesome we are. Everyone's got $2 bills.
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And then there's also a statue, Thomas Green Clemson in Tillman Hall statue. You're not allowed to read the plaque until you graduate. Guess what? I read the plaque today. But you didn't graduate. But I might graduate, and I already read the plaque.
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I don't know. I asked. We have a coworker, Kayla, who went to Clemson. I was like, did you read that plaque? She's like, I don't remember. I was like, sounds like you specifically didn't read the plaque. I would definitely read the plaque. And she had a ring on. I didn't know they all wear the ring. They need to be made fun of for the ring.
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I just said that.
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I went to a game.
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Yeah, it's very small.
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The bars were cool. I went to a couple of bars there. Yeah, that's the Clemson class ring. And they switch the C around when you graduate. McNeese State, it's all about Amir Khan, viral student manager. He's the best. His nickname is Aura, and he's the first student manager to ever sign an NIL deal. He got a deal with Buffalo Wild Wings, Tick Picks, and Insomnia Cookies.
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And he has the quote, if they kept manager stats for rebounding and wiping up wet spots on the court, I'd put up Wilt Chamberlain numbers.
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Yeah. One note on this game, McNeese State actually played two Power 5 programs this year. They lost by eight to Alabama and three to Mississippi State. So they might be able to hang. Fighting Will Wade. Okay, next up, Purdue High Point. I got Purdue. I'm going to keep it clean here. Purdue has produced 27 astronauts. And they also have the first and last guy to walk on the moon.
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So Neil Armstrong first, Eugene Cernan last.
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Also, I found out that 16% of people who have been on the moon are named Alan. That is a fun fact.
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Alan Shepard. And the other Alan. There's another Alan? Yeah. Also, over 70% of Purdue students graduate as virgins. High point. This one's crazy. High Point University. I don't know if you guys know anything about High Point. I actually talked to Kelly Keegs, our coworker, who went to High Point. They have the second longest win streak in the country right now with 14.
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High Point University is, they basically made like a Sims college because it looks like Disneyland. There's like 15 pools. There's a, Max, you're going to like this because I know I liked it. There is a ice cream truck that's free to all students that you can get in between classes. It's free all the time? Yeah.
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That is an incredible... I think it's part of your meal thing, but it's like you just go, you get ice cream. That is the best perk. High Point also has a steak restaurant that you can go to once a month free. And it is the goal of the steak restaurant is it's a fine dining learning lab aims to teach students business and social etiquette, including how to eat in a professional setting.
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Now, the only counterpoint to that, our good friend Tom Fornelli did text me after listening to part of my take on Sunday, something Hank, I guess, doesn't do. Uh... But he pointed out that they do get a bonus for winning a tournament game.
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They're literally teaching them how to eat.
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It's a great, like looking at the campus, seeing all this stuff. Also, like the president is from the country Jordan, and he made it from High Point College to High Point University, and then he built all this stuff. $70,000 a year. It's insane.
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Yeah, and you get to learn how to eat a steak. Also, High Point, South Carolina is the furniture capital of the world. Yeah, North Carolina Furniture is a real thing. Yeah, so they have like a furniture expo every year. Pretty crazy. My only game note from – oh, they also have a guy, a seven-footer, Juslin Bodo Bodo. I like that. Just like it.
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My note from this game is High Point plays a drop coverage scheme, and Braden Smith is probably going to go over on his points and assists. Okay. They're just going to run two-man offense, Purdue, all game. Uh, okay. Next up I got Illinois verse Texas and Xavier. My Illinois fun fact is, uh, I have two of them.
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Tom Fornelli was once at a party with Duran Williams and Duran slept while standing up in the corner. Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah. Way to go, Tom. Yeah. So that was, uh, that was a cool one. And then my other one is that just cause you didn't want to talk to Tom or That was really mean. That was really mean. You don't think that Tom can party?
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No, he's saying that Tom was such a bore that he was sleeping in the corner.
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Yeah. Other fun fact is our guy Chuck, and I witnessed this firsthand. He had a friend in college named Pat Moriarty who would bring a Ziploc bag of Italian sausages to the bar. And I actually watched this. We were out there doing an event at Red Lion for the Blackhawks. I think it was like 2013 or 14. And he literally just pulled a sausage out of his pocket. He's like, you want a sausage?
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Cooked sausage. Not like sausage bites. Cooked on the grill sausage. Was it hot?
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Pat Moriarty, he actually was in pretty good shape. That's a wild move. Yeah. Pretty cool move, though.
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Yeah. So if you ask the 16 seed, do you want a 50-50 chance at a bonus or a one in a billion chance? I think they'd probably take the 50-50 chance. And for the kids and the coach to get a NCAA tournament win on your resume is a pretty big deal. So they might be fine with it. Do they not get a bonus if they just play in the tournament? No, I don't think so.
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No, it was like he grilled the sausage in the morning, then would put it in the Ziploc bag, and then bring it out with him. Boom. Need a sausage? There you go. I think you were there with us. You might have been underage, so you might not have come to us, the bar with us. Yes. Okay. And then they're going to play Texas or Xavier.
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Xavier, Sean Miller, all-time sweat guy, just needs to be reminded, everyone. Also, Xavier, Zach Fremantle has been there for about 100 years. If you're not familiar with him, he's very good, but he's been there forever. And Ryan Conwell, their other really good player, you might recognize him. He was on Indiana State last year, which was kind of a darling that didn't make the tournament.
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And then Texas, Trey Johnson is a lottery pick. You should know his name. And Texas is in the tournament 19 and 15 is their record. And if you take out teams worse than 200 in Ken Palm on their schedule, they were actually 13 and 15. So they beat the fuck out of Houston Christian, Chicago State, Mississippi Valley State, Arkansas Pine Bluff, New Orleans, Northwestern State. Texas has good players.
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There might not be a good team.
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Yeah. Okay. I got three more. Kentucky versus Troy. Kentucky. Mark Pope met his wife. She was a personal assistant for David Letterman. And Mark Pope actually met his future wife's brother. And then the brother called the future wife and said... When my brother met Mark, he was like, I just met the male version of you. He's you, but he's a dude. He's gonna call you for Letterman tickets.
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Is that good?
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Yeah, true, true. And then also, Mark Pope raps.
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Yeah, this one was... He did Hamilton.
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Yeah, play it.
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Okay. That's Mark Pope. That's Kentucky. Troy. Coach Cal would have killed that rap. Yeah. Yeah. Troy. That was tough to watch. Troy. It's their third tournament appearance. They've never won a game. And this one's a fun fact. Their coach recently went on record saying he only recruits guys who like Waffle House. That's not a bad strategy. Yeah.
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So in the town where Troy plays, it's like 15,000 people. There's three Waffle Houses. So it's like he said, it's probably per capita the highest, like 5,000 person per Waffle House. And he said, we often ask them, do you like Waffle House? If the answer is yes, we sign them. If it's no, we never get them.
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Yeah, facts. Also, Troy, the game note I had, Lamont Butler's back for Kentucky, and Troy is one of those teams that's very analytical. They only shoot at the rim, and they shoot threes. Only problem for Troy is they suck at shooting threes. So they're literally the worst percentage in the entire field of 68 at shooting threes, and they shoot a lot of them.
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Yeah. Yeah, but they're doing it. They're doing it. All right. UCLA versus Utah State. This one is just UCLA. Mick Cronin. Remember when Mick Cronin, basketball almost killed him? He had an unruptured aneurysm in the back of his head and almost died. So I found a very funny – I went deep. I found a very funny dude's rock moment. There was a story about a man in Minneapolis –
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They might, but they get an additional bonus for every win.
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Who saw Mick Cronin's story. He had similar headaches and he went to the doctor and the doctor was like, oh, you have an unruptured aneurysm. And the guy was like, I know exactly what that is. Coach Cronin's got it. And the doctor was like, who the hell is Coach Cronin? So Mick Cronin saved the guy's life.
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He literally saw him. He's like, yeah, I got really bad headaches. I almost died. And he's like, oh, fuck, I've had really bad headaches. Am I about to die? He went to the emergency room, was about to die.
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Saving lives. Utah State, I just have notable alumni because they have a lot of guys who played football there. Bobby Wagner, Donald Penn, Roy Shivers, Al Smith, Travis Laboy, Eric Hipple, and Chris Cooley. Those are all the really good football players from Utah State. They're the Aggies too, right? Yes, they are the Aggies. Utah State also is going to zone the fuck out of UCLA.
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Yeah, it's fun. It's where we started off. Listen, I want another playing game on Monday night because last night, I don't know about you guys, but I was lost.
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So I kind of like the under in that game. All right, last one for me, Tennessee and Wofford. Wooford, Tennessee. Rick Barnes is in his 29th NCAA tournament. A lot of tournaments. He is fourth all-time for tournament appearances. He's never won a title. He's been to one Final Four. He's 30-28 in NCAA tournaments.
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So 2020 was COVID year, no games. 2021, they lost the first round. 2022, they lost the second round. 23, they lost the third round. 24 in the Elite Eight last year. So this year, Final Four. And next year, championship game, unless they're a playing team. Yeah. Then that would fuck up the whole thing.
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Yes. Wofford, Spartanburg, South Carolina. Notable golfer, Hank. Willie McGirt. Do you know him? Nope. Great name. Dirt McGirt. Two professional wins. Also, they have a live mascot terrier named Blitz 3. It has been the live mascot since 2014.
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Yeah, I tried to find any other news, and I couldn't find any, which I think is a good thing.
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Yeah, also this game, game note. Wofford, 333rd in tempo. Tennessee, 346th in tempo. Going to be a slow one. A real slow one. Okay, I feel like that was it. Very fun. What? What, Max?
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Yeah. Should we rip a quick Mount Rushmore?
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All right, then we won't. Let's not. What about Rapid Fire? Rapid Fire, Mount Rushmore.
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I love that. Yeah, let's do it for Friday's episode. Friday's episode, Mount Rushmore. I love that. That's a good idea.
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Friday guests might be sick.
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Oh, so we can't get her? Try to guess is sick.
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Okay, well, we'll try to get her on. She wants to talk ball with us. All right, we just broke down the whole bracket, our fun facts. We're going to do more with Titus, but we got to do a pick, boys. So when it comes to college basketball and March Mania, one thing is for sure, nothing's for sure. Upsets, buzzer beaters, Cinderella's advancing. Top seeds going home early.
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We are going to do Hot Seat, Cool Throne, and we have a couple bets for you, and it's the best time of year, so get excited. An extra long PMT breaking down the tournament from every single angle, and it's all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. When it comes to college basketball and March mania, One thing is for sure, nothing's for sure.
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Really, very, very fun fact. Should we get to our fun facts? Yeah. Let's fucking do it. So we split up the regions. We all took a region. PFT, I think you're up first because you have Auburn's region, right? I do. All right. So Auburn and PFT, the South. One seed. Yeah, the South.
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All right, so we're going to do a parlay for Thursday and a parlay for Friday. So you guys got your Thursday picks?
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I'll start. I got Purdue high point over 153.5.
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Okay.
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Nope. Nope. Okay, that's first game. A lot of pressure.
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You want to think about that?
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All right. All right, go for it. All right, change it. If you want to change it, change it. Should I go UC San Diego? Yeah. All right, UC San Diego plus two and a half. Why don't we move the line a little? We got a money line in there. Make it four and a half. For what? UC San Diego. Okay. Our odds are going to be good because we have a VCU money line. All right. I like it. All right.
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And then our Friday pick. You're going to be able to bet all these in the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New Mexico plus three and a half. Okay. I'm going to do Colorado State minus two and a half.
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No. Well.
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Okay.
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You can do that. No, I'll change. I'll change.
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Well, did you not get the text?
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Oh. Stu Feiner.
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Okay. He said it was a lineage play.
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I already said it. With Titus.
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Yeah, we live updated with Titus when he texted us yesterday.
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Okay. Okay.
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Love that, Max. Love your confidence in our Baylors. All right. Go bet those in the DraftKings Sportsbook. Ride with us. We're going to be live streaming all Thursday and Friday. We're very excited. Let's do Hotsy Cool Throne, and then we will kick it to Titus, and we will talk some more bracket from someone who maybe it won't be fun facts. It'll actually be real facts. about the games.
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Get yours at a local 7-Eleven or on Amazon today. Hank just walked out.
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He really took down that line.
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Yeah. I like this. I don't think he should have apologized. No. What's your cool throne since Hank left?
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Oh, yeah, I saw that.
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Yeah.
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You've got to, if you're a Drake... alumni if you're drake administrator you gotta trench coat this bulldog yeah you gotta bring him in a trench coat i don't care you gotta get the bulldog in there for all the dogs right yeah yep get him get him do the service dog i don't care griff's got to be in the building got it free griff free griff all right hank
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Who was in charge of getting Jack Ruby killed?
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Or in charge of Jack Ruby killing.
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Damn, damn.
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Or you were just talking as Oldie. I love that Oldie calls you P. Yeah.
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Podcast P. Makes me laugh every time. It's a good nickname. P. I like it. Okay, my hot seat, I have two, is my sleep because I woke up this morning at 4.30 this morning to watch the Cubs lose to the Dodgers. Turns out the Dodgers are still really good. Yeah. And they're going to win a lot of games.
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Yeah, and like Shota was pitching a no-hitter through four, which doesn't really count through four. He threw four walks, and they pulled him because I think they're trying to be very cautious with the fact they have to go all the way back from japan and then there's 10 days before actual opening day so it's weird but the dodgers are really good did you see any more highlights
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uh yes they had so they had a high they had what i think was the camera we watched from behind the plate and it was just the player the batter was just totally pixelated every time yeah it was garbage it's weird it was garbage so it's not one camera it's i don't know what it was of a bunch of cameras every time it looked like your tv broke yeah it would show this highlight so it sucked your thoughts hank no comment
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Also, hot seat Aaron Rodgers because Cam Hayward said, I ain't doing that darkness retreat. And he said, I don't need any of that crap. Either you want to be a Pittsburgh Steeler or you don't. It's that simple. That's the pitch. If you want me to recruit, that's a recruiting pitch. Pittsburgh Steelers.
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Yeah. And he's like, I'm ready. I'm about to retire. Just fucking just let me go. Like, just figure it out. I'm not doing this.
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Yeah. So the whole thing is weird. We'll find out.
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Crazy that Aaron Rodgers is holding up. An offseason. This will turn out well. Yeah. He really is just, it is cats in the cradle with Brett Favre. Yeah. He's just learning everything from him. And he hated Brett Favre. I know. It's perfect. Cool Throne, two of them as well. Get your brackets in, Stell Blue Coffee. We're doing a golden bracket.
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So all you got to do is buy something on stellbluecoffee.com. If you have the best bracket, you're coming to the Final Four with us next year. You know what? I'd like to make an announcement, Big Cat.
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Yeah, you buy something, then we send you the link, and then you're in the pool.
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So go sign up. We need more. Hank's going to cut his dick off, too. Max. Yeah, no, no, Max. We're doing it through Wednesday. Yeah, yeah. Yes. I thought Matt was also going to say he's going to cut off his penis. Oh, that's great. All right. Go buy Cell Blue Coffee and fill out a bracket. And like I said, you'll get to go to the Final Four with us next year in Indy, so that's pretty cool.
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And then my other cool drone is Tracy Morgan. He just had food poisoning. It happens. I think this was awful that you're throwing up courtside of the Knicks game and the game's delayed like 20 minutes. That sucks. I think it was, like, in a weird way good that Tracy Morgan could see how much he's loved because I didn't see anyone clowning on him.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, like, he's had health issues. And so everyone, when I saw it, because I'm the number one puke guy. I love puke. I laugh at puke all the time. There wasn't a lot of joking about Tracy Morgan. Everyone was like, I hope he's okay.
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He might be kicked out. Yeah. Also, it was very funny because if you saw one of the videos, Bobby Bacala was just looking like, get this guy out of here. Yeah, he was like, oh, I need my train set. It's a very funny puke. All right, Mark Titus time. Let's do it.
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Yeah.
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Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very, very, very, very special guest. It is Tradition.
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Yeah, when he got canceled. It's Tradition, Mark Titus. It's a lot easier than in years past when we would have to, he would basically get hit up by every single person in the media world this week being like, Oh, Titus, you like ball. Come talk to me about March Madness. Now we work together. Now you own me. Yeah, we own you. Yeah. Two years. Is your two year anniversary coming up?
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Terrible idea. Well, no, it's actually smart because you survived it. But yeah, we always have you on the Wednesday of March Madness of the tournament week. I'm excited about this bracket. Do we need to just say a quick fuck you to UNC and prayers to West Virginia and Indiana for being left out?
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Yeah, who gives a fuck? The more I thought about it, because we did our instant reactions on Sunday night, I think the committee basically was like, we have four historically great teams at number one seeds, and the rest of the bracket will just fucking fill it out however it goes. Because it's not just who got left in, left out. There's some weird seeding, like Michigan getting a five.
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Louisville getting an eight. Gonzaga getting an eight.
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And they're going to probably win a couple games.
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Yeah, the West Virginia governor doing that, he basically had like two hours of everyone's paying attention, and then I'm already over it.
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Yeah.
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It's the quickest. Literally, when Tuesday happens and the first ball is tipped, it's like, who was that governor?
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No.
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We're going to break down the bracket with you in a second, but do we think there is any chance they have the ball situation figured out this year?
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Well, I didn't know. I knew they said War Eagle, but I never looked it up.
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We saw crazy air balls and weird things happen.
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I had someone point out to me something I never thought about, but when Wisconsin was playing Michigan in the Big Ten tournament final, I was like, yeah, tired legs. This is what I expected. They just aren't moving. And someone was like, do you ever think maybe the ball is tired? The ball could be tired.
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I got a high-level bracket before we go region by region. So this is the season, and I love it, where we get all the analytics and people are like, hey, this is what needs to happen as a champion. It's the Ken Palm rule where I think it's – A team has to be, I believe it's 21st or better in adjusted offensive efficiency and 37th or better in adjusted defense.
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Yes. Both of them. But so those cutoffs usually, and it is like if you look at it going into the tournament, that's where you're going to find your national champion. This year, though, it's crazy. There's 11 teams that meet that, which I feel like has never been. It's usually like six or seven teams. Yeah. So there's 11 teams.
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I'm going to list all 11 for you, and you can tell me, yes, the national champion will be in this group. Duke, Florida, Houston, Auburn, all your one seeds. Yep. Tennessee, Alabama, both two seeds. Texas Tech, a three seed. Gonzaga, an eight seed. Iowa State, Wisconsin, also your three seeds. And Arizona. That's the list.
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Notable exceptions that have been left out are Michigan State, St. John's. So those are the teams. I think a lot of people... Maryland's not in there. Would you feel comfortable saying...
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But chalky, again, obviously you want an upset or two in the first round. It's fun. Chalky always does make it great for the second weekend in the Final Four. Because it's like you don't... St. Peter's was a great story. That Elite Eight game was garbage.
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It's always funny if Rick Barnes loses.
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Like that. Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter.
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All right, let's start breaking it down. All right. Let's go in the top left. The east, is that right? South. I have a... South.
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All right, so what do you have?
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You know what's funny, too, about the UC San Diego-Michigan upset that everyone's going to pick? Because I agree with you. I think that UC San Diego is a very good team. Their metrics are off the charts for a 12 seed for a small conference. They haven't played anyone, and they're going to go up against two 7-footers. That doesn't feel like a good recipe.
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But then right underneath it, I think Yale could beat Texas A&M. Yeah. Yale is the team. Like, Yale... Completely dominated the Ivy. They played a couple... They lost by eight to Purdue. They played a one-possession game with Minnesota. Obviously, Minnesota wasn't an incredible team. But I feel like Yale... And they got guys who could rebound like...
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Right. And Texas A&M is one of those teams. I like Buzz Williams. I think they're a good team, but they are a team that struggles to shoot basketball. And so if you can't score, that's why as much as I want St. John's to go deep, it's like if you don't have the ability to get...
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uh a couple guys hot just because you look at their body of work and they just can't do it uh that always smells trouble so i feel like yale might be my upset that could be a good one i yelled i you can get the yale michigan uh danny wolf storyline yeah yeah that little that little thing going um
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gotta be he's got titty boy he's got titty boys gotta be there you're adding some nice fun facts yeah he's listed i want to say we should have started the show with uh welcome back thank you thank you you were back you were just a vessel on sunday night that was your that was your innie yeah oh yeah
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to the awls out of the gate because i i just not the first time you had to apologize uh i wish i had the balls to pick louisville to beat auburn yeah i wish i had the balls but i don't louisville playing in louisville got fucked with their seed but they could have played lexington i know like i would have rather had a five seed and be in milwaukee uh here's another one that i'll throw out there and i don't think brian's gonna beat michigan state but it shocked me when i saw this uh brian's taller than michigan state oh really yeah they don't have a starter under six six
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No shit? Yeah. That's a shocking 15-2 where you get a 15-2 and it's almost always, oh, well, look, height actually matters in basketball. But Bryant, again, I think Michigan State's going to win the game. But that could be a game that's a little bit trickier for Michigan State if they can't out-physical them.
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Yeah, no, I think this is a very classic Michigan State team in the fact that they have guards that wear thick headbands and are absolute dogs. And then even they throw in the Kohler bear, Jackson Kohler, just a white dude who plays basketball like he's a football player.
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But they always need one of those guys, too. Yeah, I like this Michigan State team.
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And I think they might be a quintessential Michigan State team in the fact that I'm going to pick them and go to the Final Four in this region as well, and then they'll lose like 72 to 54 in the semifinals, in the first one. They're going to play the early one. They're not going to shoot at all in the big dome. And you'll be like, ah, shit. Exactly right. That was it.
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Yeah, yeah. It was your nose bleeding and being like, what the hell's going on? But yeah, it's good to have you back. Okay, next game.
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All right, so you've got Michigan State in this region.
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And Iowa State, Keyshawn Gilbert being out is definitely significant.
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Tight shirts, T.J.
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Hit the noise, Hank.
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I also will say that T.J. Otzelberger, Greg Gard is a phenomenal coach, and I want him to keep coaching forever, but T.J. Otzelberger will be next. He's from Wisconsin. So he's going to Wisconsin. So I already got that on him.
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How do they print a bracket with no... What is that? South? Oh, that's the West.
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Florida's playing incredible ball right now. They're on fire. I don't know how... It sounds stupid because it's a tournament and anyone can beat anyone. I just don't know how you deal with everything Florida can do because they have everything. They shoot threes. They have incredible size. They rebound the fuck out of the ball. It just feels like...
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They're almost like a ramped-up, hyper version of Alabama, of what Alabama wants to be.
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Right.
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Everyone can shoot.
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shit all over you and you're just like well god damn I thought I thought we were kind of cutting into this lead a little bit but I guess I guess maybe not that's a great point because it is when you watch Florida that is exactly what happens it's like oh here's a logo three and then here's like a dunk on your two your center and power forward yeah In back-to-back possessions.
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Wait, his name's Rain?
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They got size in their back pocket.
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But this is actually my – so with everything we said about Florida, how good they are, this actually is my group of death because I do think Maryland is Final Four caliber. I think St. John's, Texas Tech, who we mentioned, and Colorado State's probably the hottest team outside of Florida, and they're all in the bracket together.
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Oh, I said that I want UConn to win the first game because then I want everyone to be like, oh, watch out for UConn. Florida will kill you.
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They also really miss, did you guys see the Cam Spencer clip of him just barking at KD? Like, that's the guy. They don't have that guy who's like a hurley on the court. And I've held out hope for UConn this year that they were going to, like, there's been moments, like when they played St. John's twice, I was like, this is the moment. They were up big against St. John's in stores.
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And I was like, oh, here comes UConn. Even in the Big East semifinals, it's like, UConn's going to beat Creighton. They're going to go take down St. John's. It just isn't there. I have a bone to pick with you about UConn, though.
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You don't like Dan Hurley?
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No, no, that's fair. That is fair. But you... Is Dan Hurley good for college basketball? Yes. Okay, good. Yes, Dan Hurley's good for college basketball.
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I thought that was the whole thing. Yeah, all right, so we're on the same page. I'm doing my job. I'm a big believer that one of the things about college basketball, because the rosters change every year, especially now with Transfer Portal, Coaches matter. You know what I mean? The asshole coach is kind of getting phased out. Yes. Where we don't have the Boeheim. We don't have the Huggins.
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We don't have the Coach K. Dan Hurley, to me, he's the torchbearer for that next generation of dickhead coaches. You need them. Because otherwise, you're getting mad at an 18-year-old that you've known for two months.
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I have to play my job.
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Okay. We're on the same page.
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And he's important to the ecosystem.
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You figured it out with college basketball. All right, so at the bottom of this bracket, we have the Bill Self-Cal matchup, which I know people want to hype up, but like... I feel like it's just a depressing matchup. It's depressing. Because both these teams aren't good. So it's just like, and I'm closing my eyes.
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How I'm going to bet this game is I'm closing my eyes and I'm just going to try to figure out which one of these two I'm going to visualize standing in a hallway after the game doing a CBS interview being like, we just didn't have the guys this year.
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Can you do the shirt? I love BJs. I heart BJs.
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What are we? This isn't it. So I don't know who's going to win that game, but I hope St. John's gets to the Sweet 16 because I do like Rick Pitino. And Rick Pitino is going for, Rothstein told us, he's personally trying to get Calipari off of his resume by taking a fourth team to a Final Four. Cal and he are the only two to take three teams to a Final Four. Okay.
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So he would then – He would be the fourth. It would no longer be Patino and Cal did it. Oh, that's right.
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They just can't shoot.
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I know.
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They hit one. And they got a technical on Saturday night for, for the, for the pistols.
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They're the only team in the country to average less than 60 possessions a game.
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Yeah, I do, too. And I... I don't know. I want Drake to win because I feel like every year I'm like, oh, Drake, they could do this. And they're really well coached.
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All right, so if not Florida, is it St. John's or is it Maryland? I mean, Maryland, I like Maryland a lot. I think they're super talented. I do think having the depth that they have does hurt in the NCAA tournament where you can get these stupid games where a guy gets two fouls five minutes in and you're just like, what the fuck? What's the plan now?
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Oh, yeah. That's a good point. So you also would be going up against another Ken Palm stat that in the 64-team era, there have been 36 teams to enter the tournament as a one or two seed that weren't ranked in the preseason AP poll, and they have a combined zero Final Four appearance. Oof. St. John's and Michigan State are those teams this year. They were not ranked in the preseason AP top 25.
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There are two seeds. So you could be like, you know what? I picked them both. Yeah, but if you get this right, though, you are the first. I was the guy who believed.
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So that's even more illustrious.
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Right.
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Yeah. But that one is one that's floating around right now. I mean, it makes sense. I know we make fun of the preseason polls, but it is largely based on overall talent. Yeah, who's got the talent.
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I don't know.
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You just you just hang out all day.
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Max is looking it up right now. Let's see. Is this the preseason? Max is really bad at Googling. I'm not that bad. I'll just do it myself. You're really bad at it. All right, here we go. What? He's got it. St. John's isn't there. They're not ranked. Right. Confirm that.
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Others receiving votes. Wisconsin, Colorado, UCLA, St. John's. So they were 29th. It's crazy.
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They just got extra votes. Oh, there you go. Yeah.
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John's and Michigan State are the two that fall under that. Last year, Iowa State was a two-seed, not ranked in the preseason. They went to the Sweet 16.
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Agreed. Okay. What about East? East. Duke.
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He's not going to be. He's going to be. But strap it up. Dr. Dan said that he's going to have to have surgery. What about next man up? He's a defender. Just strap it up. He's an important defender.
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They play Alabama too.
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Yeah, I was going to say it's like the COVID. We're right in the zone where everyone's doing the five-year anniversaries and I cringe at every single thing I see. Where it's like, you know, videos of people dancing in the street, socially distanced.
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He slipped in the last possession. If you haven't watched Cooper Flagg, he's an incredible basketball player. Guy sweats a lot. He does sweat a lot. He sweats a lot. Yeah. And he slips.
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I love that from her.
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That was such an awesome statement. The one in Carolina, the dunk, and she's on your fucking head.
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It blew my mind. We need Conn Knipple to step up and hit someone in the balls. That's really the only answer. It's not going to be Cooper Flagg.
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Grayson Allen needs to do something fucked up in an NBA game. When people are like, oh man, I wish we didn't have the one and done rule. I'm like, well, that's bullshit because kids should be able to go earn a living and if they're good enough to be in the NBA, they should be in the NBA.
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But part of me is like, I kind of miss, I wish we had three years in college basketball just so I could get my hate up for Duke.
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Because that is – it's so transient now.
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You know, it's in and out where – and again, I think more than anything what you're saying, Titus, about this Duke team is they just didn't – what's the most memorable game they played in this year?
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They were just so much better than everyone in the ACC. They destroyed everybody. Except Clemson beat them. But like – Usually you have at least a couple memories from, like, deep in January or February where it's like, oh, Duke went to Wake Forest and they tripped someone and then they won a bullshit way or, you know. Now all we've got is White Lotus.
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And he's got a fucking hog. And his wife's UNC.
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I agree with you. I think Duke's going to win it all.
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We have screwed, but I...
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montana's ass that's montana certified ass so we got we got screwed in the location i would rather play montana than lipscomb yeah lipscomb's like you're right about that kind of kind of plucky montana i know they can shoot threes but they've played two power four teams they got fucking smoke dude you're you're fine there byu is an interest byu vcu would be interesting i think vcu might win vcu might win that game um they're so annoying they are annoying you're not a byu lever
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And when I say VCU is annoying, I just want to be on the record because I don't want Dukes' VCU guy to come after me and prison fuck me. Annoying in a good way. You don't want to play them. They annoy their opponent.
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In the final.
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Yeah, that's what I meant. That was the funniest part of everyone being like, this team is asses. They just won three games.
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And they have like a solid nine guys. And, you know, Blackwell's awesome. Klesman's clutch. You know, I think Crowell and Nolan Winter, they both got called out early in the season for being soft. And they played a lot better. They just need to make it to Sweet 16. If they make it to Sweet 16, then I'm like, I said this like a month ago. Get to the Sweet 16.
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Then there's... Obviously, I'll be devastated if they lose in the Sweet 16, especially to Alabama. But I understand the tournament. Crazy shit happens. Like, once you get to that point, it's like anything can happen. So it takes a little bit of this thing out. But if they lose in the first or second round, I'll be devastated.
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I don't know. He's getting his knee looked at as we speak. They don't shoot as well as they need to. So last year, because I think we do that as fans where we're like, oh, this is the same team. Last year, they obviously went to the Final Four. They were 19th in the country in three-point shooting.
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You've got to make them.
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And the mid-range is coached out of them.
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Yeah.
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I kind of like Oregon. I think Dana Altman's – and they have their seven-footer, Biddle, who's – He's a tough one to look at, but he's good.
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And you have BYU. Who wins BYU-Alabama?
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All right, last one, Midwest, Houston. They're really fucking good.
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But they also have to play possibly Gonzaga, who's a top 10 Ken Palm team. And Mark Few has made like 1,000 sweet 16s in a row.
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Yeah, and you were right. So there are four losses on the season. They lost Auburn in the second game of the season early November.
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Yeah. Then they lost in OT to Alabama, OT to San Diego State, and OT to Texas Tech. Yeah. Pretty good. So they've lost one game in regulation.
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Never been to the Final Four. They got screwed on their seating.
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Make shots team.
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The best way to sum up Illinois, and I'm pretty sure this stat is correct. Someone told it to me, and even if it's not correct, it makes sense for Illinois. Their average margin for a victory is 15 points. Their average margin to defeat is 15. I love that. That's it. You know what?
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Yeah, just be a believer in Illinois. Looking at it right now, just going down the stretch, they lost by 14 to Michigan State. They lost by 21 to Wisconsin. They lost by like 50 to Duke. And they turn around and beat Iowa by 20, beat Michigan by 20. In the Big Ten tournament, they beat Iowa by 12. Then they lost to Maryland by 20. That's just what they do. I like it.
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yeah they're fun I want so bad if I had to if you said like what if you could just you know snap your fingers and be like that matchup happens Illinois Kentucky I know that would be so fun so fun that would be awesome and then also maybe Kentucky Tennessee
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Oh, what about Purdue High Point?
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I just got a text. Breaking Moose.
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Not a cult.
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You guys can tell me who this text was from. I'll tell you what it says. Okay. Colorado State is a lineage play. A lineage play. A lineage play. All right. That seems like Rothstein. That means that's your entire lineage. Your family tree is one. That's finer. That's too finer. He just texted me, Colorado State is a lineage play. That is finer. That is one stew finer. Colorado State.
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Yeah.
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Your entire family tree.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I got some ring facts for you.
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Okay, last thing I want to do with you, Titus. Rowback question. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com, promo code TAKE. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Rowback.com, promo code TAKE. Go right now. Let's do a quick ranking of the windows for the people. Okay, yeah, let me look at them. I didn't prep, so I'm not just springing on everyone.
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It popped in my head that this would be a fun exercise. Ranking of the window. So obviously we had the first. We'll rank them. The Eastern Standard Time, the 12-15 to 4-35 window on Thursday, the night window. Let's look. Max, fill in with your bracket thoughts real quick. Why are you wearing a headband? I don't know. ADD? What? Kinda. While we look, go ahead and fill in your bracket thoughts.
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You and memes, talk amongst yourselves while we look and do our research on this. I don't have much thoughts. I do have thoughts on Villanova head coaching. Yeah, what the hell?
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Friday night you got Marquette versus New Mexico, which we talked about. Illinois versus Texas or Xavier. You got UConn, Oklahoma. Akron, Arizona.
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Oh, competing fun facts. I do not. What team? Spoilers. You can't spoil the fun facts. You're right. I've said too much about class rings.
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And then Troy, Kentucky. Those are some really good games Friday night. So that would be my 1-1.
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I like, though, that there's some fun offense on Friday night that I'm like. Because that's when you start to run out of gas mentally. And you need to pick me up. You need some good. You need to pick me up. Yeah, you don't want to have it be like a bunch of two 15s or one 16s.
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Okay, any last thoughts? I'm excited.
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We'll be right back.
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What are you going to say about it?
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Right, right.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I dare you to do that.
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Yeah, it grows very fast.
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What does that mean?
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Eh.
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40.
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And I like them back. And even guys that don't like football, they try to avoid me because I'm always trying to get them to like me.
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I wish it was true. Good recruiting. Yeah, that's really smart.
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And now for something completely different.
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Did you pitch like, yo, could I do a stone cold? Could somebody throw me two beers? I chugged the beers. Maybe I stunner somebody.
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Yeah, of course. I mean, obviously, I was a wrestlehead for a large portion of my life.
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No, I just said that. I'm just asking because you said it. Go ahead. I just said that. But I was super, I was an NWOite. I was totally.
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I was D-Generation X. I was all these things, man. I was so into it. I fucking loved that shit in freaking high school.
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Wait, your first thought? That is so kind. You got out of the ring and you thought.
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We get it, bro. You've been on big stages.
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Maybe. Here's the first thing my mind goes to, what your, like, bucket list is. It's like a poker tournament. You're fucking playing, like, a big hand to win it all or something. Is that? I mean, I don't play poker.
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That feels like high stakes fucking, you know, really pushing in the money. What is it called? Wow. My God, dude.
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That's what I meant. That's what I meant.
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Your bucket list is to literally maybe be kicking the bucket.
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Everything is loaded with fucking semen now.
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I think all my bucket list things are like going places. There's places I want to visit before I die. I don't know if there's like activities I want to do. Do you travel, Blake? Not really. Not much. Interesting. To the bar and back? You know you can. You know you can. I mean, I get places, but there are places I would like to go.
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Yeah. Traveling is kind of like to me is like kind of a stressful thing. It's kind of a jam up. It kind of is off-putting. Really? I don't like packing. Can I tell you something? What?
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Take some of that load boost. But I also, I don't think I'm like, maybe I'm in the minority, but like... You're not, you're white. Not liking to go on vacations is not like a totally foreign thing. Like the thought of like planning a trip to Japan...
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I will. I will get there. I'm gonna go. It's a bucket list. I will not. I don't think you will. I will go before I die. I guarantee it. Guarantee it. Unless I fucking peace out hell of random.
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Do you think they wrapped it up and, like, pretended to be leaving and then went back? Hey, everybody, hold back real quick.
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Yes, you mentioned this even when we were talking about like, yo, if we had a billion dollars or whatever, Adam would like shoot down planes with missile launchers and you were like, I just want to like create something or whatever. So your bucket list and your billion dollar list is...
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No, like, a bucket list to me is, like, something you have to do before you die. I don't have to do that. That would be a fucking...
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awesome moment in my life to do like be on the pro wrestling stage that would be very cool but i i won't feel incomplete if i'm lying in my deathbed and i did not i also feel like i don't have to do anything i just think it would be cool to do like i didn't have to go shark diving that wasn't like i have to go shark diving it was just when it was just the pandemic and we were like perfect
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Yeah, your body type. Yeah, they're like, he's one of us. He's one of us. Your body type is way more of a harbor seal.
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Everybody's looking good. And Blake, you haven't taken the plaque out of the box? No, not yet. Not yet. I just really want to make sure. We're talking about our YouTube plaques. I just want it. I want it to stay shiny.
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Wow. Does he have like a death wish? Does he have like a death wish personality where he's just like, I don't know. I don't know.
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Cause that's, that's disastrous. I would never, ever do that.
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That would be incredible. I love that idea.
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Now I moved right up to the top. Now it's my bucket list. I moved right up to the top. What are the Dorito flavors in Africa? Are there some different ones? Like some good ones?
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No, it is not, dude. I've been to Europe. I'm just fucking around. They got some wild ass chip flavors overseas, bro. Rhino meat. You know they got rhino meat. Even in Canada, they got weird ass chip flavors, bro.
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Well, that would take a nail. I don't have a nail.
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No, all dressed. Shout out to all dressed. Fucking one. Now he likes Canada.
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And ketchup, but not maple syrup. That's not chip flavor.
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Dude, Mexico, baby. I love that. I'm very, very excited about it. Oh my gosh. I can't wait to get on that open water.
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Yeah, if you see a group of dudes wearing these, they're taking shots. They're trouble. Yeah.
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They're having a real good time. No, I would say they're date raping. You think so? It's a good possibility.
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I'm just dumb enough. We're getting dumber. We're getting dumber. We're getting dumber.
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I know. I still am a sucker for it because when I see like Reese's Peanut Butter Cup fucking cereal or I see, I gotta go. I gotta get home.
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I fucking hate it here, bro. I'm going to fucking Canada, bro.
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I see. Adam, this is what I was saying. I used to love it too, but now it's like it's a little too much. I'm feeling like a mark too much. Thank you. Like I used to be like, huh? Well, just don't get it then. Just don't get it. Well, I'm starting to.
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You know the cereal that I couldn't fuck with that I saw and I thought of you guys. Have you seen these ones where it's like cinnamon toast crunch loaded? Loaded.
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And I thought about you guys immediately when I saw this.
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Look at these, though. Look at this. Look at General Mills tried to get into it with Hershey's and Pillsbury. Phyllos. This is what I'm saying. Phyllos. See? Why are they filling everything with white goo, bro? Not mad at it. Dude, this is RFK.
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That's bad for you. Well, obviously. All breakfast cereal is terrible for you.
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Yeah, because you definitely sent these to our doorstep.
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And you said, please keep them even beyond the promo because I'd love to go out.
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uh he's not gonna make his bucket list your face oh wow fucking burn bro got you epic slam that wasn't very nice killer i'm not telling you it was you could all hey i want nothing more than for us all to be just for men boys i want to do just for men just combing it in oh is that what that is bad yeah you just come in a little sauce then your stash just jumps off the page
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Dude, I think a terrible toupee is one of the coolest fucking looks. When, like, you could tell that somebody just laid, like, a dead animal on their head.
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And they go out the fucking house like that. Yeah, but you like that ironically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure.
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luscious luscious yeah their hair's their hair's luscious now um you mentioned baby billy so i would try that first thing before i would get like plugs take it from the back to the front uh yeah you i think you would have to do rogan first because if not if i balled just on the top and had like a skullet i'd be hyped on that i think that's the coolest hairdo ever is when you just even when it's just the horseshoe around the head that's a lost hairstyle and i think it's
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Hulk Hogan, yeah. So you're just talking Hulk Hogan. Yes, but I'm saying even if you're... That's a lost haircut.
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No, I'm saying like, you know, like say you don't have long hair. You're still like a short hair guy, but you still have the like horseshoe. The Costanza? Yes, that's the coolest hairstyle in the world. No, everyone is ashamed to rock that. Like LeBron should have that. That shit is fucking cool, dude.
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He's never admitted to it. But what I will say, it like just starts to.
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But LeBron is buff enough and sick enough. I feel like Joel McHale probably works out like a motherfucker. Yeah, he does. I know, but LeBron sweats nonstop. I don't think it has anything to do with sweating.
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That's besides the point. Here's the deal. I think that LeBron actually has a response. Here's the deal. I think he has a responsibility because he's such a fucking legend, mate. He's such a fucking athletic god specimen. Arguably the goat.
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He isn't. He could grow that hairstyle, the horseshoe, and make it socially acceptable and really cool.
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Bruce Willis? I think... No, Bruce never really grew it out.
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Yes. Like from Greek times or whatever? No, from No Holds Barred starring Hulk Hogan. Remember the bad guy, Zeus? I think he had it, and it was really cool. So that's the guy. That's the last person to pull it off? It's been a while. No, there's probably some people who were like, I'm thinking I can't summon the names, but they're like dudes in like funk bands that would like let their shit grow.
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That was really fucking cool. Like I want to say like there was a dude in cameo. No, he had like a flat. Wow.
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But that's the thing. You have to still be, you can't be like a little like, I want you to be like a buff dude.
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They're kind of like turdy dudes, though. They're kind of nerdy guys.
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I'm talking a guy con with some swag. Those guys don't have a lot of like swag.
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Was he the last one to do this? I don't think he ever grew out the sides like that. Isn't that what he looks like? A diehard? No, that's like a buzz cut.
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It just has to be... No, he's just talking about the horseshoe. Yeah. Bruce Willis doesn't have that. It's like one even... He's got a little bit on the top.
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And I'm down for that, too. I love anybody clinging to their normal hair pattern as it begins to fade. It's even sicker. I think balding is fucking cool as fuck.
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Apologies. Any epic slams? I wish I could epic slam somebody in a wrestling ring. That's on my bucket list. That's a pretty good yes points.
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He's an animal, dude. I love it. He's also a wrestler. He can't be a pro wrestler. Yeah, it seems like they're all pro wrestlers.
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I bet there's a really metal bro who has. Rick Rubin is pretty sick. But that's long. I also want it not to be long. I want it to be short. I want it to be a short horseshoe.
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No, there's also, you probably had a teacher who had it. Okay, any other take backs or dead rings?
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I got this hat, dude, which I'm freaking hyped on, dude. I bought it and sent it to you. Thank you, Adam. Thank you, Adam. I bought it and sent it to you. I'm going out at night on the town in this. And date rape? No. Okay.
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I'm a good captain. That's the vibe it gives. Well, not me. I'm harmless, okay? Wow, dude.
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ThisCruiseIsImportant.com. Get your tickets now.
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But I can't wait. Maybe I'll move to Tampa.
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I just can't read it. Well, don't backpedal now.
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So you're just saying that the thing with my brain is that it doesn't work. Is that it's, yeah, it doesn't work. That's what you're saying. Okay.
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I can tell you don't mean it. This is the most insincere you've ever been. Sincere. When it's insincere, it's sincere.
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That doesn't make it better. You can't just shit on me and then say, I also suck.
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I will say, you know what? I like you admitting that you're dumb. I'm willing to admit I'm dumb. I'm much more a fan of people who can admit they're dumb than cannot admit they're dumb. I don't like people who think they're fucking smart and they're obviously not.
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Well, you're dumb too, though, right? Aren't you? Who's the smartest person you know, personally?
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Exactly. Okay, what is smart? I think I'm very emotionally intelligent. I'm very in touch. I'm very in tune.
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Yeah, that's what... No, that's what bitches say. Yeah, yeah.
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That's worth a lot. You just wait because when the shit hits the fan, you're going to need people like me.
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Freaking see ya. That is not what emotional intelligence means. It doesn't mean sensitivity and crying. Sensitive.
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It has some things to do with crystals, yes.
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Yeah, go ahead. Hell yeah. You know, it's just being able to identify when people are going through shit. Being, you know, being kind to them and really... Not just, like, laying in on them when they're very vulnerable and need a friend.
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Yeah, I'm breaking your guys' brains. That's bitch made, dude. Bitch made, dude.
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Well, okay. So you don't have anybody in your life who's smart. You don't have a subject that you think you excel in, that you're really smart about. Maybe we are just really dumb people.
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Yeah, absolutely. It's established. We've logged hours to prove this.
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Are you smarter than a podcaster? Okay, I like this. That's pretty good.
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I do think people now like tee off on us saying how dumb and stupid we are. We should definitely challenge them to a battle of wits and intelligence on the ship.
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I probably am a little too tuned in to the comment section on the Instagram.
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You have Rick Flair in your DMs? He's a Gemstones fan.
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You have Rick Flair's phone number? Yeah, man. Oh, my God.
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What the fuck? That is one of the most extreme flexes to me specifically.
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Yeah. If you don't wish him happy birthday, then it's fun. Then it's over. Yeah, it's over.
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Are you saying I'm going in with Kyle into the ring and chokeslam? I mean, I don't know. Yeah, well, I'm just saying that would be like, because if it was like me and Kyle going in, like we have like spray paint, we chokeslam a guy, we spray paint NWO on his back. That would be like, that would be like I could die after that.
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All right, best fight. We wanted to get someone out here who is not affiliated with the network so we could really talk some crap. And lucky, doing what we do, you know, we don't get out of the house. Well, he gets out of the house more. But, you know, like to actually meet people and stuff. And so it's amazing to get to meet peers doing things like this.
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We've known this girl for a long time and have loved this girl for a long time. But tonight is the first time we've actually gotten to meet her in person. And she's even more delightful than we could ever have guessed. It's Kara from Everybody's Business But My Own.
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Oh, no. And I'm sorry to victim shame. I'm so sorry to victim shame. But what'd you do? Did you do anything? What'd you do? Come on, now.
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All right. Next up, Danielle smashes a cup on Jen's head. Real Housewives of New Jersey.
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LOL. The Mondrian hallway fight with Dowdy and the Lollies. The Valley. Look at poor Zach. Look at Zach. That's so Zach. Poor Zach. That picture is so Zach. Seriously. That back then, that is so Zach. All right, so if this was, what's your vote? This is your vote.
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Yeah, it was pretty good. Are you a fan of that one?
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I think we all did. I think in the beginning we were like, fuck!
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I'm shocked they had it in them. Congratulations, The Valley. Will you accept this award for our dear friends of The Valley?
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Thank you so much, Cara. Everybody's business but mine. Subscribe. Wow. I just want to say real quick, you know, every year when we do this, Ben has always put so much work, not only to our show, but this show specifically. Ben has just nailed all of this video stuff. Stop it. Stop it. All of the tech stuff, all of that stuff you see is Ben working his ass off.
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What are you supposed to do at Pride? Read books? Grab those nipples. I mean, that's why they're out there. Yeah. Most of us are wearing, like, literal handlebars on our nipples now and locks around. Not me, not me. Oh. Yeah. I would have back in the day when they could grab them from up here, but no one needs a handlebar down here.
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And I just want to say thank you, Ben. I love you so much.
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I need to be thanked in a separate thing, like you got, you know? Why should I get the like, you too?
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Well, you're entitled to give me a wasted compliment in the middle of a fucking thing if that's what you want. I just want my own fucking thing.
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This is your compliment. You're doing a good job. Just take the fucking compliment. Why don't you take my fucking compliment?
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A pile of chains called Richard, Richard Defending truth against what some dumb bitch heard I miss the hairy back dry cleaner The martini served as breakfast We were youngish together I'm coming at it, nigga The light's already burning Not long until the cameras will start turning Fix the toilet in your townhouse Don't you dare tell me I'm starting Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye.
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Okay, so I actually wanna talk some of these through with you, so go for it.
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I don't want to be alone. That's all in the past. This world's waiting long enough.
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Have there ever been a moment with so much to live for?
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No more you go low And then I go high Sorry Michelle Obama, I tried I cooked, I cleaned, made it nice Got this bubble dress from Andy, not Cohen, Sandberger.
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Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye I taught the world new ways to scream.
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All right, everybody. By the way, can we give it up for Ronnie Karam? Thank you. Oh.
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Ronnie, you have a little something on your face. I got makeup wipes, don't worry.
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Gorgeous as ever, that kid. My God, beautiful. Thank you, Ariana.
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Thanks so much for being here, guys. Enjoy the show. This is part two. If you've missed part one, go back and give it a listen. What's stopping you? Have fun. All right.
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All right. John Jansen and Alexis Bellino. Joint nomination. Real Housewives of Orange County.
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20 more episodes. That might be too much. I'm just going to call it now. We'll see. Ten at a time, ladies. Ten at a time.
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I don't know. All right. Let's find out who the winner of this.
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I'm nervous. All right. Here you are, sir. Not much help, huh? Maybe pull it a little.
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Congratulations, you horrible fucking people. You really earned that one.
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Thank you everyone, give a big hand for Dylan Haber. Okay, and now another clip from yet another nomination from tonight's Best Bravo Show. I forgot my sentence. Come on.
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You wanted brick and mortar, and I said, brick and mortar's not great, and you got mad, and now you're sticking to brick and mortar, and, like, you're being really, really rough about it, and, like, you're being really brick and mortar about it. So...
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So what are your opinions on this? If you had to choose, who would be yours?
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Countess Luan, still pulling it. She can still pull it. Amazing. All right, let's find out the winner. Oh my god, it's really crap.
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She's spraying hairspray. Just for those of you who couldn't see it, which is all of you, She's waving a Greek flag the whole time. Yes.
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But honestly, all of those people were amazing this year. They were great. And, you know, we are so grateful to have Bravo, not only because we have shit to talk about, but, my God, they just keep it going year after year. I can't believe this shit is still going on. God bless you guys as a network. All right, let's finish it up.
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Hello, published author speaking. Girls, we've been in the trenches together. We've formed a sisterhood together. We've turned butter together. And the butter has gotten messy. And it started to stain our receipts, our reproof, our timelines. So now we need to heal. So what I want us all to do is go into your phone.
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and find the meanest, most horrible text that you've ever written about somebody, and then we'll let them read them out loud. We're gonna be so close when this is done.
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It's a chicken. Hello. My phone just laid an egg. Guess what, guys? I'd like to make an announcement. This chicken and I have been intimate.
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Bubblehead. Okay, as the newest member of this group, I would just like to share a text that Angie Kay wrote about me.
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Okay. Here it goes. Tzatziki for life. Todd has one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel. And I'm surprised that Bronwyn didn't dress like a banana because she sucked so many of them to get here. And she is stupid, and she's a slut, and nobody likes her. Also, oppa, blue and white forever. So thanks. Thanks, Angie.
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What? You got this, Whitney. You got this, girl. Okay.
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All right, everybody, now here we are for the nominees for Best Bravo Show.
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All right, here we go. Real Housewives of Miami.
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Oh my gosh. Congratulations to Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
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And now for another clip. from one of our nominated best shows on Bravo this year. Shall we?
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Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt. Dana C, Dana Do. We never miss her call, it's Diane Call.
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She's our kind of mess, it's Jennifer Messer. Sip some scotch with Jessica Trach.
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Kristen the Piston Anderson. Get a bee in your bonnet with Lacey Bee. Rigging the funk, it's Leslie Plunkett. She gets an A from us, it's Lindsay Dee. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino. Fresh as a daisy, it's Maisie McHenry. We love her on the rocks, it's Melissa Cox. Megan Berg, you can't have a burger without the Berg.
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I love a ya, Olivia Williamson. Tastier than Flanderson, it's Rachel Manderson.
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the bay area betches betches and our super premium sponsors she's vvip it's amanda v somebody get us 10 cc's of betsy md she's got a leg up it's beth annie we're taking the gold with brenda silva let's get real with caitlyn o'neill don't get salty with christine pepper can't have a meal without the emily sides Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen, it's Queen Laifa.
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The Incredible Edible Matthew Sisters. She eases our woes, it's Melissa St. Rose.
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Sorry. Sorry, guys. Oh, yeah. This is what it looks like, though. All right.
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You know what? You need to make your own destiny, Lisa. No more crying. I failed in my marriage. Ah, Lenny! It's so hard, like, really. It's like so hard. Oh, my God, look. It's another boat. Hola, other boat. Hi, other boat. Hola, other boat. Hi, other boat.
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Oh, my God. You guys, I know it's a cultural thing with dead babies hanging from trees. But, like, it's bad.
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Oh my God, I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. This is too much. Please get me off the boat. Please get me off the boat. I can't take it. Lily! Lily!
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Has anybody seen my lip gloss? It was right around here somewhere.
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We were doing that before and we were like, this is too much, right? What else do you do from that show? I had to rewatch it to do that. Oh my, I watched that for three hours. Those ladies are nuts. I love that show. One's barfing, then the other one's about to barf, then one's taken to the hospital, one's sobbing, the poor dogs are dead, the dead baby. I just...
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We didn't even have to make anything up for that one. All right, so now this is someone I... You do this one. What? She's your girl. You do it. Well, star girl, but come on. You do it. Come on.
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Paul's also here. Let me tell you, one thing we always say when we meet you guys in real life is how much more gorgeous you are in real life, honestly.
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That's better. So good to have you here. Thank you for having me.
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Yeah, she was doing that. No, she was doing. She'll put together a good.
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And a toilet. Yes, everybody just gets a free toilet.
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Listen. I'm assuming we're not allowed to ask you. Do you know anything that you can't tell us?
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It's fine. There might be a better way to go about it.
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I'm no longer a virgin. You are not. We finally got to meet you.
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Phaedra reads Dan for Phil at the round table. The traitors. That was amazing.
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I was on multiple. Vampire has been starting shit on Housewives for a long time.
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You would be amazing. They'd keep you on there just to hear all the good gossip that you had in the house.
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I mean, do you think the deal gets done if the Mavs demand Bronny?
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You want to make the drive, or what do you think? Me and you? Or a road trip? You would never do that. I would do it. He's considering it. No, I know Mike might.
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You know what it means when you have four Zagakis, Dan? You don't have one. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Okay, I heard it as Walk. I'm sorry. Bob Walk, great picture for the Pirates, though.
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I apologize. It took me this long to realize this. But, Felipe, you and Dan look exactly alike. Felipe, I'm sorry. You and Dan look exactly alike. I mean, you do.
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If you're reading seven books, Dan, you're not reading one.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Hi, PodSquad. As someone whose entire adult life has been about trying to learn to relinquish control, to get more peace and freedom, Melody Beattie has been an incredibly important guide to me in my life personally and to millions of A few days ago, we read this message from Nicole Beattie, who is Melody's daughter. My mother was never afraid to die. Why should I be? I'm going to see God.
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Yeah. Can we talk about the phone? Because this is another thought I was having while I was reading your book. I don't answer texts. It's just something that I just decided I cannot live my life just constantly responding to anybody who ever wants to reach out at any time. This upsets people.
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and just was like one hour of absolute life-saving freedom. We are forever transformed by Melody's work, work that will continue to guide and heal generations to come. Nicole, we love you. We are with you. We are so grateful for your mom and your family.
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Not the people in my life who've texted me, but like if I post something and people can see that I have like 300 unread texts, it makes people wild. But my question, Melanie, is aren't we all setting up a system where we're completely codependent on emails and texts? Because if codependency is reacting instead of acting. Mm-hmm.
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If picking up our phones and we're constantly waiting for the world, for anybody who tweets at us, for anybody who emails us, for anybody who texts us to tell us what they need from us, and then we live our entire lives just reacting to what everybody else needs from us or whatever ideas anybody else has from us, aren't we all totally codependent upon the interwebs, email?
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Can you talk about the seeming to be in control? Like sometimes the people who seem to be in the most control are out of control. The characteristic being, well, I've got it all under control. Or... If you are trying to control another person's behavior, really that other person's in control of you.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
It's interesting because it's almost like with codependency, the drug is control. It's not booze. It's not food. It's worry. It's control. I think sometimes when you say control, people don't identify with it until you say help. Like if you are obsessed with helping... someone else.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Hope you enjoy this conversation. Welcome back to We Can Do Hard Things. Delighted to tell you today that with us is the Melody Beattie, a pioneering voice in self-help literature. Melody is the author of many bestselling books, including Codependent No More, a number one New York Times bestseller, which has sold over 7 million copies, as well as The Language of Letting Go, Playing It by Heart,
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I think so. I think so. I think I am. So I'm sure they are. So helping though, people obsessed with helping. Is helping just a sweet word for control? And what's the right kind of help? Some help's got to be okay, right? It's helping that no one asked for.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Okay, so that's the sign, huh?
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Yeah, it's the unwanted help, the butting in help that nobody asked for.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting because in parenthood, the needing thing is real. The needing is real. But in adult relationships, I just keep coming back to the part where you said codependence. settle for being needed. It's like, I don't know what love is. I don't trust that I'm enough.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
So I create these situations where it seems like everyone's dependent on me to do things for them or be things for them because that legitimizes my worthiness. Mm-hmm.
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The Grief Club, and Beyond Codependency. An updated edition of the best-selling modern classic, which really screwed us up, okay? Codependent No More is available now. Melody lives in Southern California. Melody, welcome to We Can Do Hard Things.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Does it make sense? But I know every single thing I struggle with in my entire life, all of my battles, the questions are many, but the answer is always let go of control in a million different ways. That's just always the answer. Can you talk to us about detachment?
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Oh, we're so excited. I have to tell you, I have read your book a long time ago because I'm a recovering addict, so that was part of my whole journey. Shebang. But then recently we all got it. All three of us got it because our friend Jen Hatmaker was on the show and reminded us of it in talking to us about how important it was for her. The book sat on our coffee table. Yeah.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
We do. Yeah. I'm a recovering addict, so I am partial to us. But I always feel like all of these conditions or things that we call, label as, what did you just call it? A dysfunction. Yeah. They're all just extreme forms of the human condition. Yeah. Always. Like I drank and did drugs to numb, but everybody numbs.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
In maybe less dramatic ways, a codependent who's really, really, really out of control with everybody in one way or another is dependent upon someone else's behavior.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
I feel that, Melody. I feel that. Can you talk to us about acceptance? Because Sister has been really thinking about this idea in your work.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
We just stared at it for about a week. And then I said, are you going to read it? And Abby goes, I'm not reading it unless you read it. Which I felt like was very codependent of us. But then I read it. And what I need you to understand, Melody, is that I read the entire book as my sister.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Melody, thank you for sharing that. It's really the ultimate acceptance as opposed to codependence is not necessarily a singular person that we're trying to control, but life itself is.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
But it's going to happen no matter what, whether we're in control mode or in surrender mode. Life is coming at us anyway.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Yeah. It's not the surrender that hurts. It's the considering surrender that hurts.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
The bad news is we're not God.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
And I'm like, is there anywhere that I can just accept all the cookies for once? And just, yes.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
I pretended I was her reading, and I had all of the arguments and the epiphanies that I imagined she would have as I was reading. And I want you to know that I truly let your words sink in and change her deeply through my reading.
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Yes, it does.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
And returning to the place that is the only place you can control. I mean, I think about this all the time because of anxiety. And it feels to me like the reason why yoga and meditation help me are because... Then my awareness is returned to the place that I can control and that is safe.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
When you're scrolling or when you're even talking to someone else or when you're looking outside at the world, your awareness is on everybody else and what you can't control. That's why we're all anxious when we're watching the news. We're looking at this carnage and our awareness is on something that we can do nothing about.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Because we think of detachment as not caring or being, saying that's enough or letting go. But really to me, it has to do with the idea of just not depending on solid ground. Like that everything is like riding a wave as opposed to trying to find somewhere to stand still. Because I feel like I'm always trying to find solid ground, like somewhere to stand still.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
And life is just constantly requiring, it's constantly movement, movement and requiring me to not be rigid. but to just be agile.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Yes. One of our beloved team members five minutes ago before this interview said, what does it say if four different people in different parts of your life and times of your life have gifted you that book over and over and over again?
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Yeah, forever. I really relate to the idea of strong opinions, loosely held, right? Like I come into every situation knowing exactly how I feel about the thing. And then I just try, and then I'm just like, huh, shift, shift based on what the other person says, right? So it doesn't mean you can't be a passionate person.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
We like it. We live to please you, Melody. We just want you to like us. And if there's anything we can do to help you.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Okay, thank you. Thanks.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
So this is We Can Do Hard Things. Besides dealing with the world and all the anxiety in the world, what is the thing that you are working on right now in terms of this, that you're trying not to control, that you're trying to live from your home with?
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
I think so, because that's a little codependent, right?
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
That's amazing. I got to tell you, I had strong opinions loosely held. I thought we were going to come on this interview and you were going to just give us a bunch of lists and reasons we were codependent. And instead, I feel like, I just feel like you gave us just some peace. I've just loved this hour with you. I feel more in my home than I did when we started. Yeah.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
I just think you're wonderful. But I also think I'm wonderful, Melody, and I'm not focusing on the fact that you're wonderful.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Because there's also a place. Like I'm not 70, I'm 46, but I'm just starting this whole new freaking level of therapy that I just didn't work things out before. So now I'm back to the damn work. And I have never felt more like it's more important to get back to home. but there's different levels of home.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Sister, tell Melody about your experience with this.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
You go home and you're, and you're scattered a horrible place where all the memories and the thing are coming. But then there's like a sinking to like this little safe room that was never affected by any of the ghosts in the house. There is a place to get to that is not the rest of the cluttered house. It's like this little room.
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We love you so much. See you next week.
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Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
We Can Do Hard Things is created and hosted by Glennon Doyle, Abby Wambach, and Amanda Doyle in partnership with Odyssey. Our executive producer is Jenna Wise-Berman, and the show is produced by Lauren LaGrasso, Alison Schott, Dina Kleiner, and Bill Schultz.
We Can Do Hard Things
Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Can you tell us about how this human condition of codependency came into consciousness? Like the beginning of this idea. Yeah.
We Can Do Hard Things
Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Because you weren't using.
We Can Do Hard Things
Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
I'll be reunited with your brother, and I'll finally get to meet my favorite person, Moses. Her fearlessness was a great comfort to me in her final weeks. During one of our last conversations, I leaned in close to her and asked, Where are you going, Mom? She turned toward me and smiled. I'm going on a miraculous new adventure. I'll miss you. Godspeed, Mal. Oh, Nicole.
We Can Do Hard Things
Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
And that happens a lot because the kind of codependency you're talking about right now is the, is the, The definition that this began with, the someone who loves or is in relationship with an addict.
We Can Do Hard Things
Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
So it wasn't the original definition of codependency, but It was kind of popularized within the groups, the wives, right, of the addicts. There's a whole chapter in the big book about the wives. They just noticed that their behavior, their lives had become unmanageable, but they weren't using it.
We Can Do Hard Things
Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Yeah. Your book lays out so well. It kind of began in these rooms where people were like, no, my life is, why is my life wild? I'm not even drinking. I'm just married to a drinker and their behavior has made me out of control. Then it expanded to people who maybe were loved in somebody who was mentally ill or loved somebody. Those types of people can be codependent.
We Can Do Hard Things
Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
But as I'm reading your stuff, I'm like, but aren't all women in a patriarchy absolutely conditioned to be codependent?
We Can Do Hard Things
Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
Right? So like if the highest definition of a woman is to be selfless, isn't that literally the definition of codependency? Selflessness and only obsession with someone else's pleasing or controlling someone else.
We Can Do Hard Things
Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
It's fascinating and fitting that Melody Beattie's favorite person was Moses. She led a hell of a lot of people out of the wilderness. Today, we are honoring the life and legacy of Melody Beattie by revisiting a life-changing for me conversation that we had with her that really helped us untangle the difference between healthy and unhealthy, helping
We Can Do Hard Things
Codependence: How to Stop Controlling Others with Melody Beattie (Best Of)
That's so true, Melody. So you're doing all the things, but then you're secretly seething that you have to do all the things.
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