Ninjas Are Butterflies
142 - New Pope’s Rise to Power, The Boston Massacre, and WWII Dinosaurs
Fri, 16 May 2025
Welcome to episode 142 of Ninjas Are Butterflies, the comedy and conspiracy podcast that boldly connects dots that absolutely should not be connected. This week, we kick things off with the rise of the new Pope. Who is he? Where did he come from? Then we head to Boston in 1919 to revisit a forgotten disaster that sounds made up but is very, very real: the Great Molasses Flood. A 15-foot wave of sticky death swept through the city, and somehow no one knows about it. And if that’s not enough, we flip through early WWII documents that suggest dinosaurs may still be alive in parts of Africa. Yes—actual dinosaurs. No—we’re not kidding. Maybe. Probably. If you love conspiracy theories, weird history, and chaotic humor from people who are wildly underqualified to talk about any of this, you’re in the right place. Perfect for listeners searching for: Vatican conspiracies, Boston molasses disaster, are dinosaurs still alive, weird WWII documents, cryptids in Africa, funny history podcasts, or the absolute strangest way to learn about real events. New episodes every week. Follow us and never miss a theory, a meltdown, or a 20-minute tangent about prehistoric lizards with top-secret clearance. Get MORE Exclusive Ninjas Are Butterflies Content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NinjasAreButterflies NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY @ 6AM EST! Ninja Merch: https://www.sundaycoolswag.com/ Start Your Custom Apparel Order Here: https://bit.ly/NinjasYT-SundayCool Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: Who is the new Pope and how did he rise to power?
are there mysteries around the new pope that are just now being revealed and wait till you hear about the boston massacre of 1919 you won't see it coming and did british soldiers in the 1900s in africa find proof of dinosaurs still alive find out today this podcast is brought to you by sunday cool watch this or listen whoa
commented on my rain boots we just started I've been in here for 20 minutes commented or compliment wrong because 10 minutes only one of them's coming uh-oh hate the color hate the style Andy you told me to comment on them you're so grouchy I'm not grouchy Andy you should have said compliment do you need something to eat no I could eat some compliments. Throw a compliment my way. I'll eat it.
I love the color of your eyes. Thank you. I'm full.
How was your concert?
I love how much joy you bring. Oh, I'm stuffed. I couldn't do any more. Dessert? Possibly. I love your smile.
Oh, what a perfect three-course meal. How sweet. Compliment sandwich.
Are you just grouchy because you had to listen to Kid Rock?
I'm not grouchy. Oh, yeah. You're probably tired from your concert. No, I'm not tired from my concert. Concert was fun. Concert was restful. You can still be tired.
I'm not tired from it. Okay.
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Chapter 2: What happened during the Great Molasses Flood of 1919?
Chapter 3: Are dinosaurs still alive according to WWII documents?
are there mysteries around the new pope that are just now being revealed and wait till you hear about the boston massacre of 1919 you won't see it coming and did british soldiers in the 1900s in africa find proof of dinosaurs still alive find out today this podcast is brought to you by sunday cool watch this or listen whoa
commented on my rain boots we just started I've been in here for 20 minutes commented or compliment wrong because 10 minutes only one of them's coming uh-oh hate the color hate the style Andy you told me to comment on them you're so grouchy I'm not grouchy Andy you should have said compliment do you need something to eat no I could eat some compliments. Throw a compliment my way. I'll eat it.
I love the color of your eyes. Thank you. I'm full.
How was your concert?
I love how much joy you bring. Oh, I'm stuffed. I couldn't do any more. Dessert? Possibly. I love your smile.
Oh, what a perfect three-course meal. How sweet. Compliment sandwich.
Are you just grouchy because you had to listen to Kid Rock?
I'm not grouchy. Oh, yeah. You're probably tired from your concert. No, I'm not tired from my concert. Concert was fun. Concert was restful. You can still be tired.
I'm not tired from it. Okay.
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