The Bread Basket Podcast
We Get A Terrible Gift From A Breadstick, Zach Wins An Award, And Draft Of Facts
Tue, 27 May 2025
In today’s episode we open the worst gift we’ve gotten from a breadstick, Zach gets an award for the hard work he puts into Goombas 4 Change, we draft some of our favorite facts, test each other's NBA knowledge, answer questions from the breadsticks, and more!! Be sure to tune in every Monday and Thursday for new episodes!
Chapter 1: What is the terrible gift from a breadstick?
all right epi 134 here um listen we got first of all these cameras are like up yeah they feel up on us today it feels like they're anything different or they just i they feel like they just i set them and it seems like that they they came up yeah that's on yeah that's on them that's on them that's on the can that's on you know what that's not you should understand the film that's and we've told him what you do outside of the pod studio when we're not filming you can go out we we're actually very lenient
I don't care what you do. I don't care. Outside of these four walls, I don't give an ish what you do.
But we won't be encroached upon again. So we'll talk with all three of you. And stand down, middle camera.
I know he's the ringleader of these three. Probably peer pressure these two into scooting up a little bit. Not cool. Well, you're up in our grill. And I don't appreciate it at all. No, and it's not funny.
No. Like at all.
No. Sorry to start on such a harsh note. Yeah.
That's on our cameras, man. So we got draft of just kind of facts. Draft of just like, of just, yeah, yeah. Like just. I just kind of have fun facts. Maybe I'll be fun fact guy.
You'll be like, like theory guy or something.
Not theory. I mean, they're, they're all facts. These are facts that are facts.
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Chapter 2: What award did Zach win?
No, no, no. I'm just saying, like, don't compromise on your facts to have more fun. Right.
What?
Yeah. Really? They laugh when tickled, and I think that just leads into us needing to see if they laugh when tickled.
Yeah, I don't think they... Rats laugh when tickled. So I'm just going to look up like rat getting tickled. By the way, rats and mice and... They're all kind of... I mean, yeah, but like those guys, they do make very cute little squeaks. And so I don't know how a laugh would really come out. Rat laughing when tickled really popped up quick. Let's see. Let's see what happens here. Here we go.
He's giggling, but like that is kind of just like noises.
Rat laughs when tickled. Here we go. I don't know. Look into rats laughing when getting tickled.
I mean, I had a blast. Yeah, I had a fun time.
I'm having fun.
Yeah, I'm having a good time. And I think maybe ask a rat before you tickle them. Yeah, probably. You know what I'm saying? Because maybe that's a defense mechanism. It could be. They laugh it off, but really they're anxious. Or they laugh it off, but they're pissed. Maybe they're embarrassed. Right, maybe they're embarrassed, yeah. About their armpits and whatnot.
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Chapter 3: What are some fun facts about NBA players?
I mean, at what point are we... At what point do we start to say... He's trying, I know what game he's playing. He's trying to play with his grandson.
He might be. I don't know. He might be trying to play until he's 50. I don't know. I wouldn't, I think when he's 50, he's still like 12, 6, and 4, probably. And if you're 12, 6, and 4, you're like, you're better than, you could play on the Nuggets.
You have a spot in the NBA. You're not playing in Europe. You're playing in the National Basketball Association.
And if you were playing in Europe, you'd be averaging a triple-double. It kind of is. Like, if you're Braum, what do you do? You keep playing. He's all-NBA second team this year. You have to keep playing. You will keep playing. But, like, absolute answer? Yeah. You go to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah. And that's a perfect time for him to go. Yeah.
He should do that.
That's what he should definitely do. Have people been saying that yet? He needs to do that.
I saw somebody say, and they got, they have a, what's the guy's name that just came to Lucas. Lucas has the Lakers handled. He's a young guy there, Lucas.
Yeah. But I don't even know if, if the, if he stays in LA. Yeah. Maybe he goes, probably does.
Yeah.
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Chapter 4: How do we draft our favorite facts?
He'd be their best player.
Dude, he needs to do it.
Yeah, that is... I definitely think that's what he should do. I don't know how I didn't even think of him doing that. And Cleveland. Cleveland would just... Yeah, dude. Oh, my God. This one would be more than the first one, I think. He's already probably the most legendary guy to Cleveland ever. Imagine he comes back and wins another one. He's literally like a god forever in Cleveland.
He already is, actually.
It really... I mean, I really hope he does it. I really do. My next pick is going to be... I mean, I think we've talked about this a little bit, but we'll go a little bit... I'll give you even more facts here. Biggie only had one album when he was alive. Yep, yep, yep. First of all, we could stop there. Crazy.
I feel like he's looked at as, you're never really going to find a list that doesn't have him top 10.
It's like Biggie has to be top 10 to drop one project.
And it's like, I think about the rappers that I, like if we're just thinking about like Drake or Kendrick. If he dropped one. Yeah, dude. It's like if Drake stopped at, what was his first album? So Far Gone?
Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What are some interesting facts about billionaires?
But I think he named it...
Oh, like he named it before.
It was something like death. It like had that thing and it was before. It was called like, it was supposed to be called like live till death or something. Like he knew it was going to die. Yes. That is crazy, dude. It's insane. But also maybe he was just like, I, I'm going to, maybe he knew like he was putting stuff out there and he was like, they're just going to get me or something. Yeah.
That needs to just that. What a career. That is correct. Yeah. Really, really, uh, did a lot with a little. And he makes good music. Oh, yeah, they're great. It's some good stuff. They're great. He's got some classics. Yeah. That's a good fact. Both good facts, man. Thank you. See, I'm having fun. I'm having a little bit of fun. No, and my facts feel better now. They were like, oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. My facts were like, is he doing really super introspective? And I was like, I don't know. I've never met his facts. Yeah. No, this is good. I did this one for you. What was the last letter added to the alphabet? I did it for you though.
J it wasn't Z. That's awesome. That wasn't, it wasn't Z. And do you know if the first, what was the first letter? Do you know? I don't know, but it's like, like how does the alphabet get its order?
So here's what I see is the least used.
So by the way, sorry about that, but it is, that is true. Yeah. That's agree to disagree. But the way I look at it, and this is how like me and Z's me, this is how me and like all the Z's kind of like we, we framed it is like, you know, the first letter was a, uh, That's awesome, though.
A just has everything given to him. A has never struggled for a thing in his freaking life. I'm so sick of the A's.
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Chapter 6: What strange things do we learn about letters?
No, they're not related. Jay's phonetic quest for independence probably began with the sound of the letter I. What? God, dude.
What?
We're just piling on at this point. Wow, man. So Jay was last. When was he? Probably second or something. But here's the thing, Danny.
Is it cool? Is it like nobody? I'll ask you this.
what letter what number of the alphabet is j uh no idea yeah you got no fucking idea 10 yeah you you like so you like being 26 we're the caboose yeah you're the caboose like we're we're like very good you could you could make it like you're like the cleanup hitter you're like exactly you're like the uh fifth pk taker right you could do that bang and a is first pk taker yes Yeah.
Maybe you want A on the spot. E is two, D is three, right? Yeah, sure, sure. S is four, Z holding up the caboose. Yeah, the caboose. And then X is like 11, like if it goes five and then another one.
X doesn't even want to take it.
Dude, J is a bitch, man.
I mean, yeah, you said it.
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Chapter 7: How do we test each other's NBA knowledge?
where yo-yo has a rigid weapon the weapon was able to be pulled and thrown back down for multiple attempts at the prey but when it this gives rays but this is a stretch of imagination has no real basis in fact i think it's not a fact i think yo-yo yo-yo is the person who started this well we should just spread that fact yeah i'm very down like i don't mind you guys are watching just spread that fact yo-yo is a weapon also like
There's enough believability.
Oh, yeah.
You know, like, you're not going to get called on that. Don't worry.
Yeah. You can explain your way out of it. Like, they chuck it down.
But say, first of all, what are we hunting?
Yeah, but imagine a bear. Chuck it down like we're hunting.
Imagine you're a bear. You're like, can you back up?
Can you, like, back it up? Yeah.
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Chapter 8: What is the significance of the number of births per minute?
I did one and two.
wait you did oh yeah yeah okay you're three and four this one i mean listen yes it is a fact um but it's it's not it's true but it's it's less of a fun fact you know what i'm saying you've never seen yourself in person
yeah it's a crazy thing i'm looking at you right now oh it's fucking you've never looked at you and i'm i would love to see me i mean you do it in a mirror but it's not the same you know you see it on video and it is not the same oh seeing yourself on a phone it's like it's not even you it's not you at all mirror a little bit mirror yeah but no yeah that's like trippy to think of I know.
How much would you pay to just get a glimpse of yourself? All of it. All of it, dude. You can't see yourself ever. I know. It's so valuable. I feel like I would be so... I think I'd be scared. Yeah, number one.
Because I would know everything that's going on in me's head. And I'd be like, holy fuck.
yeah that this is cool oh my god that would almost be that would be crazy dude imagine watch talking to you as you i would love to just switch bodies for a second yeah yeah and then just be like what you just sit i've never even sat in that chair and you never will and i'll never sit in there yeah i wouldn't even think to do it that's fucked up yeah
Yeah, but again, not a lot to really argue there. Not a lot to really unpack. That's a good fact. And then my other fact, again, this is just math here, baby. I'm addicted to like billionaires.
yeah billionaires cool like like just how much money they have yeah it's just it's sick to me and i would love to maybe have a billion dollars i've been thinking about it okay like it's just maybe uh just so you know anybody yeah you just have to just anybody could do it you just like i've just been thinking about signing up yeah it's all i'm saying and it is just a sign up i think you just go it's a good you just have to make a gmail for it yes to make a new account and then you can be one
Which I'm not fully sold, but I have been thinking about maybe doing it at some point. Yeah, that's cool. That's cool. Maybe like in my 30s or something. Sure, sure. But how many, okay, so a million seconds is 11 days.
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