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Pardon My Take

We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Leader of the turtles, 100%. All right, Hank, your last turn, make it count.

Pardon My Take

We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

1743.225

Can I investigate the corpse that was left under the bed?

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

2149.061

You've got to defend yourself. Something with, like, a shell.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

2400.902

I think if we combined all of our numbers, it's not enough. You wanted us to roll a d20?

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

2404.785

Oh, I was rolling a d6. No, sorry, not the d6. That would be the great roll then on the d6. I know, that's what I thought.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Or do we kill the weak one and then convince the other guy and be like, look, we'll do that to you.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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That's awesome. I am Greg, G-R-E-G, the human paladin, and I am dressed as Shredder from TMNT.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

3972.94

What's the rule on disclosing if she was Dwaygar before we fucked her?

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

4520.489

Are we trying to have her as host? This is your stepsister.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

4530.852

That's a little shredder. Oh, a little shredder. Yeah, yeah, shredder. Okay, yeah, now I'm back. So wait, do you want me to smite your sister? Has she been bad? Well, she took the axe, we think, right? Yeah. We need to get secrets out of her. So I don't want to smite her. Let's not kill her. I don't want to risk killing her.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

4866.119

You barely get your card through it, to be honest. It gets a little stuck.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

5093.183

You'd think to ask me if it was cool? It's the Shredder code to never charm.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

5611.81

You guys want to torture her? Yeah. I mean, she seems like she turned her back on us. Does anybody have any rope or chains? We've all got rope. Yeah. I want to try to tie her up.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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I do not have one. Oh, I thought you did. Why are you laughing, Hank?

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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Physically, it's your legs, but palate-wise, it's your asshole. Okay.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

6494.989

Does she have the axe? I think the axe has to be behind one of the seams. Right. No. We could let her live.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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You try to convince them they're free? It does seem like they don't love Shredette.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

7604.428

I'll see if I have an action for that. But I would like to call the moth to save Shredette, please.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

7629.423

I would like to kick Hank's girl off her flight. Absolutely. Sorry.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

7653.049

Well done. Absolutely. And then I would like to do a lay of hands on Norm.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

7663.837

What part of him was slashed? My butthole? It was his butthole, specifically. Yeah, my butthole. Yeah, pretty wound. Desperate times. Absolutely.

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

8134.709

We all made it. We're all together. Yeah, we're all together. That's all that matters.

Pardon My Take

We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

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We're trying to get the axe, but surely it'll be very, very dangerous to get there.