Lucas

It could get to your head. I think I would let it get to my head.

It could get to your head. I think I would let it get to my head.

Okay.

Okay.

That's an odd. Yeah, okay.

That's an odd. Yeah, okay.

You want him to wear his height on a necklace? Yeah, and I'm a badass. I mean, I feel like people know he's tall just by being around him.

You want him to wear his height on a necklace? Yeah, and I'm a badass. I mean, I feel like people know he's tall just by being around him.

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It's really cool. I think that's pretty sweet that you guys are both basketball players.

It's really cool. I think that's pretty sweet that you guys are both basketball players.

I'm doing the cool talk. It stopped when you said cool talk. That's when it stopped being cool.

I'm doing the cool talk. It stopped when you said cool talk. That's when it stopped being cool.

Ew.

Ew.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, that's... Okay, yeah.

Oh, that's... Okay, yeah.

I thought you meant something, you know.

I thought you meant something, you know.

Vagina.

Vagina.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Yeah, I blame Lucas, too.

Yeah, I blame Lucas, too.

You European.

You European.

Yeah, you piece of shit.

Yeah, you piece of shit.

No one ever said easy on the water.

No one ever said easy on the water.

Does she like Conan? Does she know who he is?

Does she like Conan? Does she know who he is?

Sorry.

Sorry.

She's just two rooms over instead of like outside excited. So I just thought maybe she was just ambivalent.

She's just two rooms over instead of like outside excited. So I just thought maybe she was just ambivalent.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

It's our garbage food.

It's our garbage food.

It could get to your head. I think I would let it get to my head.

Okay.

That's an odd. Yeah, okay.

You want him to wear his height on a necklace? Yeah, and I'm a badass. I mean, I feel like people know he's tall just by being around him.

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It's really cool. I think that's pretty sweet that you guys are both basketball players.

I'm doing the cool talk. It stopped when you said cool talk. That's when it stopped being cool.

Ew.

Yeah.

Oh, that's... Okay, yeah.

I thought you meant something, you know.

Vagina.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, okay.

Oh, no.

Yeah, I blame Lucas, too.

You European.

Yeah, you piece of shit.

No one ever said easy on the water.

Does she like Conan? Does she know who he is?

Sorry.

She's just two rooms over instead of like outside excited. So I just thought maybe she was just ambivalent.

Oh, God.

It's our garbage food.

Miyamo as gorilla.

Miyamo as gorilla.

You sure are not.

You sure are not.

Good.

Good.

Make fun of my wife. Make fun of my wife opening the door.

Make fun of my wife. Make fun of my wife opening the door.

It's like, beware, boy, Mr. Wellerlore.

It's like, beware, boy, Mr. Wellerlore.

What are we doing?

What are we doing?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Tiffany, you are alone.

Tiffany, you are alone.

Thunder.

Thunder.

We're not gonna do that. We're not gonna do that.

We're not gonna do that. We're not gonna do that.

I'm bored.

I'm bored.

Stop incriminating yourself! You're incriminating yourself.

Stop incriminating yourself! You're incriminating yourself.

This is the time when you decide to... I told you it was going to drop at some point.

This is the time when you decide to... I told you it was going to drop at some point.

You know what I'm saying.

You know what I'm saying.

Miyamo as gorilla.

You sure are not.

Good.

Make fun of my wife. Make fun of my wife opening the door.

It's like, beware, boy, Mr. Wellerlore.

What are we doing?

Yeah, yeah.

Tiffany, you are alone.

Thunder.

We're not gonna do that. We're not gonna do that.

I'm bored.

Stop incriminating yourself! You're incriminating yourself.

This is the time when you decide to... I told you it was going to drop at some point.

You know what I'm saying.

Mostly I get affected by this because I think Donald Trump is scary and because we know that he's so powerful, he can affect our everyday in a lot of different ways.

Mostly I get affected by this because I think Donald Trump is scary and because we know that he's so powerful, he can affect our everyday in a lot of different ways.

Hi, Lucas. How's it going? Doing well. How are you doing? I'm doing good. What does your hat say?

Hi, Lucas. How's it going? Doing well. How are you doing? I'm doing good. What does your hat say?

It's a hockey-playing cowboy. Oh, yeah. Is he on a horse, but also the horse has ice skates?

It's a hockey-playing cowboy. Oh, yeah. Is he on a horse, but also the horse has ice skates?

Hi, Lucas. How's it going? Doing well. How are you doing? I'm doing good. What does your hat say?

It's a hockey-playing cowboy. Oh, yeah. Is he on a horse, but also the horse has ice skates?

Fair enough.

Fair enough.

Okay.

Okay.

Why would you let that get to you?

Why would you let that get to you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fair enough.

Okay.

Why would you let that get to you?

Yeah.

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How are you doing? It's an honor to speak to you guys. I really appreciate you guys taking my call.

How are you doing? It's an honor to speak to you guys. I really appreciate you guys taking my call.

Perfect. I'm 24. I live with my mom. I make around $135,000. I want to make sure that I'm ready to step out of my mom's house. And if I am ready, do I buy a house or do I first rent to get that experience?

Perfect. I'm 24. I live with my mom. I make around $135,000. I want to make sure that I'm ready to step out of my mom's house. And if I am ready, do I buy a house or do I first rent to get that experience?

To be honest with you, it's just taking that next step.

To be honest with you, it's just taking that next step.

Actually, I have a girlfriend.

Actually, I have a girlfriend.

Hello. Yes, I'm Justin. I'm currently 18, and I'm attending college for a cybersecurity degree with a full ride. Cool. So I got a job offer for, uh, between 14 and $20 an hour back in my hometown for full time. So at the higher end, that's about 52,000 a year. Um, with overtime included, cause it's a 50 hour work week. So it's at a, it would be a operation technician for a Bitcoin mining company.

Hello. Yes, I'm Justin. I'm currently 18, and I'm attending college for a cybersecurity degree with a full ride. Cool. So I got a job offer for, uh, between 14 and $20 an hour back in my hometown for full time. So at the higher end, that's about 52,000 a year. Um, with overtime included, cause it's a 50 hour work week. So it's at a, it would be a operation technician for a Bitcoin mining company.

Um, And while that can seem sketchy, they contacted me through my trade school and they have a good history with my trade school. So I'm just wondering how much of a salary would it make it worth it for me to drop out of college?

Um, And while that can seem sketchy, they contacted me through my trade school and they have a good history with my trade school. So I'm just wondering how much of a salary would it make it worth it for me to drop out of college?

So I attended a concurrent degree whenever I was in high school. So frankly, I'm three semesters into my program out of eight.

So I attended a concurrent degree whenever I was in high school. So frankly, I'm three semesters into my program out of eight.

All right. Thanks for your time.

All right. Thanks for your time.

Wow.

Wow.

How are you doing? It's an honor to speak to you guys. I really appreciate you guys taking my call.

Perfect. I'm 24. I live with my mom. I make around $135,000. I want to make sure that I'm ready to step out of my mom's house. And if I am ready, do I buy a house or do I first rent to get that experience?

To be honest with you, it's just taking that next step.

Actually, I have a girlfriend.

Hello. Yes, I'm Justin. I'm currently 18, and I'm attending college for a cybersecurity degree with a full ride. Cool. So I got a job offer for, uh, between 14 and $20 an hour back in my hometown for full time. So at the higher end, that's about 52,000 a year. Um, with overtime included, cause it's a 50 hour work week. So it's at a, it would be a operation technician for a Bitcoin mining company.

Um, And while that can seem sketchy, they contacted me through my trade school and they have a good history with my trade school. So I'm just wondering how much of a salary would it make it worth it for me to drop out of college?

So I attended a concurrent degree whenever I was in high school. So frankly, I'm three semesters into my program out of eight.

All right. Thanks for your time.

Wow.

Subliminal. Subliminal.

Subliminal. Subliminal.

Du bist so... Ist das Hühnchen lustig? Es war der Wärme des... Er wacht am nächsten Morgen auf.

Du bist so... Ist das Hühnchen lustig? Es war der Wärme des... Er wacht am nächsten Morgen auf.

Oh, ja.

Oh, ja.

Fuck, how did you know?

Fuck, how did you know?

Houston Jones?

Houston Jones?

So about that.

So about that.

I didn't see it. I saw the FBI. I think it's in the basement. It's always in the basement.

I didn't see it. I saw the FBI. I think it's in the basement. It's always in the basement.

Und dann gehst du weg. Es ist wie das Bill Murray Ding, wo niemand dir glauben wird.

Und dann gehst du weg. Es ist wie das Bill Murray Ding, wo niemand dir glauben wird.

Ich glaube, das ist eigentlich eine Variante.

Ich glaube, das ist eigentlich eine Variante.

Back to the show.

Back to the show.

Subliminal. Subliminal.

Du bist so... Ist das Hühnchen lustig? Es war der Wärme des... Er wacht am nächsten Morgen auf.

Oh, ja.

Fuck, how did you know?

Houston Jones?

So about that.

I didn't see it. I saw the FBI. I think it's in the basement. It's always in the basement.

Und dann gehst du weg. Es ist wie das Bill Murray Ding, wo niemand dir glauben wird.

Ich glaube, das ist eigentlich eine Variante.

Back to the show.