Nora (fictional character)

I need to take some kind of class to help with this.

I'm unlocking my door.

I hate to impose this question because I pride myself on my subtlety, but are your nipples tiny or are they the big pancake ones?

Don't ever twist me.

Yeah, don't say Mr. Wellers' name three times down by the bog.

Then she was creeped out because you said, you said the magic words.

Peanut butter is in the Bible.

You die because you can't figure out the secret.

Hunter Hancock's whore mother at gmail.com.

I LOVE VEGETA AND I LOVE GOKU SO MUCH, PLEASE.

MY LIST WAS... HAVE YOU SEEN A SEVEN-FOOT-TALL WOMAN NAMED JACOBI WALKING AROUND? I'M MISSING HER.

I don't care. It's mine. I want it. Okay, well, you're going to have to find a new Polaroid, okay? Because Jimmy loves his picture. That's my favorite thing ever on this earth.

I will say, oh.

Someone had been sleeping, basically. Okay.

Yeah, exactly. That snow cone machine's pretty cool. And he goes up to his parents, and he's like, I didn't mind to be better than you.

But I heard his life story, and it was beautiful.

I'm sorry you saw it happen. No one should ever have to see something like that. Sometimes at night, I still hear his screams. It was a terrible thing, the way he died. If a little bitch got what he deserved.

You don't care. He killed everyone in that hospital. Including the only fucking person alive that can make a cure for me. That was Abby's father. And Joel. Joel shot him in the head. That's what he did.

What is 25 half of? She took 125.

Sorry, what is 300? Move on!

Ryan says that the drones are Chinese.

Gravitic.

Oh.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

I can't see him.

I probably don't know him anyway.

I've never seen that man in my life.

Interesting.

Exactly.

You know, they understand psychology. Exactly. In psychology. And so they would know exactly how they would pick it up. I'll tell you something. Ninjas or butterflies are not going to be their sheeple. But no, we won't take the bait. But the thing is, we do sometimes.

In an act of war, you would never publicize it either because you need to use it again. It's weird.

Well, if it's anti-gravity, right? I mean, it's, like.

So they're saying he chose the Tesla truck because there wouldn't be any other casualties, but wasn't it also a political statement, a Tesla truck in front of the Trump Tower?

Yeah, that's the point that Austin made when he called you is like, well, why didn't they test his brother, his dad, his other relatives? They just tested his newborn son and then created this story out of it. Like that's so fishy and Hollywood and weird.

People that are clocking in time listening to these podcasts like on TikTok, all this stuff. I mean, it's like, of course, of course, these people would want to be in it.

And I think it's an important philosophy to adopt in every aspect of our lives, because it's like if you are willing to buy in to any narrative because it satisfies your agenda or what you believe in or whatever, then you're getting stuck in your own echo chamber. And that's what these algorithms are built off of now.

Then you're as bad as the other side. You're as bad as the other guys that you hate so much.

Did you see two people were just found?

Are you going to talk about that later?

They were found. What, were they hanging out of the wheels or something?

Why?

Were they dead before they got there? Oh, yeah. Do you think? Yeah. Oh, so they were stashed.

Did you see that Blippi's making thirst traps? Ew.

Have you guys ever seen those hopeless core videos?

There's one with a girl and she's like, I keep calling it a Tesla truck, but they're yelling at me saying it's a Cybertruck. I don't care! I don't care!

It is gross. Not as Blippi as a guy that plays Blippi.

I don't know what you're talking about in context. That sounds right though. Did this guy also talk about, is this the same guy that said that Iran has a bunch of missiles smuggled into the United States?

Don't watch it. It's horrible.

America. Is it a Canada thing?

What is this? I think that we can attribute. Is this a water bottle? I don't know. My favorite thing is when he's like.

Oh, shut up.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Mexico shares it!

They're Central America.

Why does it matter?

Did he? Oh, no. Through Twitter.

The invisible border.

I see a lot of dialogue where they're like, what are you talking about?

A majority of Canadians would be like, no, thank you, not interested.

I have a former client who's working at Sunday Cool. He's Canadian, and we would talk politics on occasion. He's very political. I'm going to send him an email and find out what his priority is. Is that offensive?

No, I don't think it's a real possibility.

What's NATO going to say about that? Yeah, NATO. What would they say about it? United Nations.

He'll be like, let's go look at the water sign. He's like, he like zigzags all over the place. I'm silly. That's what he does. And I'm like, this is torture.

It has to be unanimous.

You should sing Gulf of Love, but make it Book of Love.

And actually shallow.

It's so recent.

Who did it belong to before then? Was it Japan?

I didn't know, but I did mean Alaska. Why are you laughing? Wait, hold on a minute. I'm asking because of all the World War II relics.

Okay, so that's not too crazy. Is it not far from each other?

Russia and Japan.

You guys are laughing. Probably Japanese. I thought you meant Japan. I did, though. I didn't mean that.

Poop. It was a poop thing.

you know it's so funny i finally got to talk to your wife about her sleeping problems she was talking to me about it i said man i'm really having trouble like falling asleep lately and she's like what time do you stop eating sugar and i'm like don't start and i'm like oh god i don't usually eat a lot of sugar maybe sometimes like last night i had ice cream and she's like

I've learned I have to stop eating Oreos right before bed.

I slept like crazy.

I did have a lot of dreams.

When I drank it.

Not interested.

There's an imbalance of justice in this world.

But it was kind of magic, and it was like, because that storm is coming through. It was so windy out, and we're sheltered in a warm, cozy house. I had 30 blankets on.

Magic Mine.

I am complete cold right now.

Oh, girl. Oh, girl.

Stop yelling. Okay.

All right. This is a quick one.

Shut up. If this doesn't go how I planned it to, I'm going to ask another question.

Ooh, who's going to be the silly one? That's like a bliptillion dollars.

Okay. I said, if this doesn't go how I want it to, I'm going to ask another question.

Okay, ready? Do you put milk in before your cereal?

Okay, fine. If you could bankrupt any person, company, country, or organization, who would it be?

Be fun.

Bill Gates, exactly. Melinda and Bill Gates Foundation.

What are they doing secretly?

Okay, just Bill Gates specifically. The foundation can stay.

Dude, you know what Nestle's doing? Or Nestle, because did you know that Nestle lobbies? Oh my gosh, I'm getting hot about it just thinking. Nestle lobbies for mothers to have unpaid leave.

Because they own formula.

Go get them, ladies.

And did you hear the owner said that water is not a humanitarian right? What?

Yeah. What do you mean? You don't have a right to water. You have to purchase water.

No, they're stinking evil. They also are killing all the orangutans in the rainforest. Not the orangutans. Because of palm oil. Don't eat palm oil. What's palm oil?

It's a bad oil. You guys should not, specifically men should not be doing like alternate oils. You should be doing like tallows and olive oil, like a rich, good, true olive oil. Coconut oil.

Anyway, who are you bankrupting? Or what? Or when?

Yeah, I like the Taliban. I was going to say also ISIS.

Do they not like each other?

What's the beef?

Midnight?

True.

Wow.

That is today.

So Jay was just like not ready to be done. He's like just got FOMO.

He's so funny. I love his sense of humor.

Oh. Don't know if you knew that.

Nice.

What is he behind Trump now?

They called it misinformation. Yeah. They were blocking misinformation.

You know what it is? He started working out and doing jujitsu and stuff like that. And he's like, now he's getting it.

I know.

I'm just saying.

Okay, hold on. I'm just saying he's understanding more now. And that's why he's going back on it. He's like, I don't know who that was because I wasn't doing jujitsu back then.

It was.

He did it. Wow. That was good.

That was very old soldier boy.

Oh.

I'm wearing them right now.

Wow, dude. I can't watch it. I'm not going to put my car. I got contacts in right now.

Two and a half contacts. Two and a half contacts? Oh, no.

I don't know. There's actually more. Oh, God.

I'm very sensitive right now. Let's be careful how we try.

Yuck. Do you remember when Tyler, what happened to Tyler Redman?

I know, but didn't he like, he would sleep with his, it was when you guys were living together, wouldn't he sleep in his contacts all the time and he had to get like a surgery?

He's also going to be blind one day.

But I wonder if it's his contact usage that's contributing to that, or is it a genetic degenerative disease?

Oh.

That was gross, Andrew.

He quit. I know.

No way.

Yeah.

I see. I see.

He alluded that they might go on without him but that he had one more. His pledge was I'm only going to write quality and when I'm behind and he's like I think I'm tapped however I did write one final script for a movie that we're going to put out but after that I'm done.

That's cool.

Or Babel.

Or Babel. The Tower of Babel.

I think that when God dispersed everybody, that's when Pangea happened.

Yeah, that sounds right. This dude don't know about Pangea. This dude don't know about Pangea.

It's a spa. Yeah.

I like to pretend that Atlantis is in the Bermuda Triangle.

Did you be nice to me?

Oh.

So does that map in the history of it that you have seen? Does that support a young earth theory in your mind?

Yeah, because that's what I was telling Josh the other day. How did all the animals get to Noah? And like from North America and from Asia and all that stuff. They would have been connected. Pangea.

All of them lived in.

That's true.

How do they not eat each other on the boat?

Yeah, they were made later from wolves.

Dude, back then they probably had prehistoric animals too.

I really want to take the girls there. That's a weird story to explain to your children when they're learning about God.

That'd be cool. Ken Ham.

Ken Ham. Ham. Green eggs and ham.

I don't know. someone someone can look at that we all have you looked at them not me that's me did pluto yes you said pluto plato plato oh boy pluto do you know about atlantis yeah you're right it was pluto yes don't we see accounts from it about it from other sources as well though isn't like one of those things like mermaids

It's so good.

Or, what did Buzz Aldrin say about it?

Yeah, let's speculate.

And there's a force field around it.

That's where Satan is.

That's bad news.

I'm saying Babel. They're saying the flood.

I know. I'm saying that the countries didn't split. The continents didn't split.

That would be so fun.

You know what's interesting about the whole Tower of Babel story, too? I'm doing a year Bible in a year study with Tara Lee Cobble, and she talks about how God gave the commandment, multiply and fill the earth. And they kind of did that, like they were multiplying, but they did not fill the earth.

I'll be Bingo.

And so Babel, while it was because they didn't want them, God didn't want them having, like, total control and stuff like that, he also was saying...

Get out and fill this earth like I asked you to.

So it was satisfying his previous role and the current one.

Anyway, I think it was Babel. You can say what you want.

So if the flood killed all the fallen angels, where did more come from? Was there another fall?

So they could still be spawning.

Anyway, move on. I have questions. Those are good questions. Thanks.

Yeah, I was just going to tell you that Miss Rachel's Net Worth came out, too, since we're on the subject of children's shows. What is it? 11.9 million.

And to understand him at our capacity.

Beautiful.

There we go. In the beginning.

Okay, who's reading Songs of Solomon?

I'm hoping that you guys have a guest on the next filming. Wait, wait. On Monday.

Maybe she bagged that last year.

Is it something you're going to say on Patreon?

I bet Blurry has talked a lot about the Mothman. You should have another Nate and Luke meetup.

Okay, fine.

Yeah, so you have 30 seconds to literally tell me everything you know.

That was what you said. I didn't say that.

That they killed all the fallen angels.

Okay. Well, that's what I thought. I just read. It was a question. I just read. Hey, that's what I learned today is that this is not a safe space for dumb questions.

I want to say what's in my head. I want to be able to say it.

That's it.

Thanks.

Boo, what'd I see then?

You do that? No, I was hoping one of you guys did it so we could roast you.

Well, Andrew doesn't drink milk, so.

But he has almond milk with cereal. Barf. Same place.

I know. Good for her. She's so deserving.

Of course I'm right because I've watched it 4 million times.

But there's not like one singular rainbow, so why would it be I love the rainbow?

This is your fault.

Thank you, guys. Spotify, give me free books, please. Yeah, did you know that's what happened?

It's like, it's I love a rainbow.

Josh cut me off of Audible because I didn't know that I was spending money every time.

Which your wife also thought I found out yesterday. She thought they were free.

No, all of that action predates my knowledge of it being expensive.

I did get a couple more.

I'm finishing them. Here's the deal.

I have to pay for books and he doesn't. I read 30 books a year and listen to. He listens to about three books a year.

Are you on Libby? Okay, yes, I'm on Libby. And I have a bone to pick with all you guys who think that's cool because my library has 11 audiobooks for one. And two, you have to sit on a waiting list. I'm 16 people deep on the Ina Garten book.

I love the rainbow.

I know, but I like to knit and listen.

Whatever.

Dude, they're getting too big for their britches.

Oh, are you doing anything?

Let's do it.

Do it.

It's about the rainbow. I love a rainbow.

Guys, that was amazing.

10 out of 10 lyrics. Hilarious.

Yeah, the Beastie Boys song, right?

I was going to sing the last part of the song, but it's bad. They have bad lyrics.

My dad loved the Beastie Boys.

Go easy on me.

One of the boys started to exhibit demonic possession.

Something very snake-like lifted its head out of the water.

My name is Nora. I'm 29. I am from Olympia, Washington. It's like a college town about an hour south of Seattle. I'm probably more of a skeptic. I've always been more of a skeptic. But I've always left room for the possibility of something. So I know that it could happen to me at any point, basically. It hasn't happened aside from this. So this happening definitely kind of shook me.

I was working at a diner that stayed open until 3 a.m. All the bars closed at 2. So we were open after the bars. We would get a lot of the downtown rush. I worked at this restaurant for close to six years. This happened probably in the fourth or fifth year that I worked there. It was a small town restaurant.

Alle kamen raus, viele Bras aus der nahen Militärbasis, viele Punks, viele Kinder aus der Schule, die Nachbargruppe. Es war eine ziemlich wilde Umgebung. Es gab viele Kämpfe, die Polizisten mussten manchmal angerufen werden, die Leute wurden jede Nacht ausgeschlagen. Nicht manchmal, sondern jede Nacht. Und die Wochenende waren besonders verrückt.

Und zusammen zu schließen war immer wie der Ressentiment am Ende eines verblüffenden Abends. Und alle anderen, die dort gearbeitet haben, haben dort auch für einen langen Zeitraum gearbeitet. Also war jeder sehr fest. Also schlugen wir zusammen, es würde ein paar Stunden dauern. Count your tips, mop, sweep. Und dann würden wir draußen sitzen und waschen und alle zusammen nach Hause fahren.

Damals lebte ich neben einem meiner Mitarbeiter. Wir fuhren alle auf der anderen Seite der Stadt. Dann kamen wir zurück in unser Haus, weil ich fuhren musste. Es war der schönste Teil des Abends. Nach all dem Verrückten kriegst du mit deinen Freunden nach Hause, um ein paar Minuten zu reden. Wir erzählten uns über alles, was an dem Tag passiert war. Everyone would pile in my little car.

We would start with the farthest away. It's a small town. Really the farthest you can get is 15, 20 minutes away.

Mein Freund Mike lebt am weitesten weg. Er war auf der Westseite, was noch vielleicht 10-15 Minuten ab 5 Uhr war. Es gibt keinen Verkehr. Hinter diesem spezifischen Haus war ein großer Abfall auf der Hauptstraße. Viele dieser Straßen haben Schutzrahmen, aber es ist ein großer Abfall. Und er lebt am Ende des Todes.

Also der einzige Weg aus dem Ende des Todes, außer von umdrehen und aus dem selben Weg auszugehen, would be to go past his house, swing a left and go out through the alley Once you get through the alley, you end up back at the main road.

Nachdem wir Mike verlassen haben, war es nur Marissa und ich, die im Auto geblieben sind. Als wir in die Alley gedreht haben, habe ich angefangen zu fahren und habe nicht aufgehört. Es war so schwarz-grün. Ich hatte meine Lichter an, aber es machte keinen Sinn. Und sobald wir angefangen haben, fiel es weg. Also hatte ich einen Piss unter meinem Stomach.

I remember just feeling kind of sucked in to everything going on around me. It was almost like there was white noise happening in my brain. It felt like there were blackberry vines and shrubbery and bushes all around us. There is nothing like that. It should have just been houses on each side. And it was just a pit of despair in my stomach.

Wir fuhren seit Jahren. Im Allgemeinen fühlte es sich so an, als wären es 45 Minuten bis eine Stunde. Aber wenn du mir gesagt hättest, dass ich für Tage fuhre, und dass die Tage in diesem Zeitraum vorbei sind, hätte ich es glauben können, weil es so verdammt hoch war. Es hätte 30 Sekunden gedauert, nicht mehr als einen Moment, um durch diese Allee zu fahren. Und wir fuhren einfach.

Es gab nirgendwo zu fahren und wir fuhren einfach. Und es gab nichts. Wenn wir tatsächlich in die Richtung gegangen wären, in die wir gefühlt waren, für diese Zeit, dann hätten wir auf der Ecke eines Goalies gefahren. Es hat keinen Sinn gemacht.

I keep talking about this pit that I felt in my stomach and it was more of like a full body wave. I felt like I was in quicksand or slow motion or passing through something where my body felt frozen. Not only frozen in fear, but frozen. In the moment. And I don't think that my mind fully caught up until I really saw what was happening around me.

It took a moment of thinking, why are there branches? Why are there blackberry vines? Why does this car feel different driving down this road? This is not how it feels. It's just not how it feels. There were no lights. There are no street lights. It really is such a dead end. And I'm used to just sort of pulling through. It was so dark.

I would say as soon as I started having the full body feeling of being sort of Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017 And we were both just like, we have to get out of here. This is fucked up. I'm scared. What's happening? All at once. I don't remember what any of the words we said were, but they were all that sentiment. So I slammed it in reverse.

And the second I backed up, we were out of the alley. It was like we were never in the alley. It never happened. The second I started backing up, it was houses again. It was like we had never turned at all to go down the road. It was... Nothing, there was nothing there out of the ordinary. And I've driven down this alley probably a hundred times.

And I probably think that if I had just turned down and driven down again, it would have been fine. It would have been...

As soon as we left, it was sort of unpacking that moment together. It was a lot of what just happened? Did that really happen? How did that happen? And we have to go home because we can't be in this car anymore. I mean, I really have driven this road hundreds of times. I worked with Mike for years. He would walk to work. I would drive him home every weekend. It was what we did.

There should have been nothing different about driving down this road. But something happened. And I don't know what was different about it. If I really had continued down the way that it felt like we were driving for that amount of time... wäre ich auf dem Rand eines Kliffs gefahren. Es gibt keinen Weg um es. Wir haben darüber schon viel geredet.

Und jedes Mal, wenn wir darüber reden, ist es das Einzige, was wir beide sicher wissen, dass es uns gefühlt hat.

Mike war einer der Menschen, die ich erzählt habe. Und er war einer der Menschen, die einfach gesagt haben, das ist verrückt. Ich glaube nicht, dass jemand wirklich so ernst genommen hat, als es passiert ist. Ich habe es wieder gedreht. Ich werde sagen, dass nachdem das passiert ist, jedes Mal, als ich Mike danach abgelassen habe, würde ich auf seine Straße zurückkehren.

Ich habe es nicht lange gedreht. Und das nächste Mal, als ich es gemacht habe, war es im Sonnenschein. Ich wollte es nicht wieder um 5 Uhr machen. Und sogar während des Sonnenscheines hat es mich zurückgebracht zu diesem Moment. Und es hat mich erinnert, dass es tatsächlich passiert ist.

Ich meine, es macht dich über Menschen zu denken, die keine Stimulation haben oder einen Weg haben, den Zeit zu verpassen. Sie können literally verrückt gehen. Ich meine, es gibt einen Grund, warum solitäre Gefängnis so verdammt ist. Es ist, weil... There's no way to track anything, no passage of time. The only thing really is being stuck in your head. And that's sort of what it felt like.

I was so in my brain and so out of my brain at the same time. I initially referred to it as part of the backrooms phenomenon. I've also heard it called a liminal space. And I still sort of feel it's adjacent to that. It feels like such a mundane phenomenon.

event that to just explain it to someone who doesn't understand and no one can understand because they weren't there it feels so insignificant I don't personally know anyone that has an experience like this or an explanation so my only explanation is that this place at this time was Ich weiß, was passiert ist.

Ich erinnere mich nicht, dass wir auf diese Kurve gegangen sind.