Menu
Sign In Pricing Add Podcast
Podcast Image

Ninjas Are Butterflies

125 - Bankrupting Zuckerberg, Ancient Map Mystery & Finding Atlantis

Fri, 17 Jan 2025

Description

Get MORE Exclusive Ninjas Are Butterflies Content by joining our Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/NinjasAreButterflies Thanks to our sponsor 1stPhorm! Go check out their products at: https://www.1stPhorm.com/ninjas Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with my link: https://magicmind.com/ninjajan #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY @ 6AM EST! Ninja Merch: https://www.sundaycoolswag.com/ Start Your Custom Apparel Order Here: https://bit.ly/NinjasYT-SundayCool Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/SundayCoolTees Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Audio
Transcription

Chapter 1: What did Ryan discover about the Tesla truck incident?

990.924 - 992.405 Chris

I don't even like saying the word no.

0

992.805 - 1001.208 Jane Doe

I don't either. Well, I mean, I guess you guys heard it here first. Lily doesn't care about the people of Mogadishu, Somalia.

0

1002.088 - 1003.089 Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator)

Really hope I'm saying that right.

0

1004.049 - 1012.031 Kelsey

And she wants to apparently once in a drought forever. I don't know. Well said. That's terrible.

0

1012.371 - 1024.463 Jane Doe

I'm not the one saying it. You're the one saying it. Disappointing! She doesn't even care. I'm sad by this! So are the people of Mogadishu Somalia! This is upsetting! Upsetting! Welcome to the show!

1024.483 - 1028.746 Lily

Mogadishu.

1048.513 - 1049.874 Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator)

Mogadishu.

1049.894 - 1055.479 Mike

What was I saying? Mogadishu? You said about every variation that you did. You went through the vowels. There's no way of knowing.

1055.739 - 1062.824 Jordan

Mogadishu. Mo. Doug. Ga. Shoo.

Chapter 4: What makes 'Bluey' one of the best kids' shows?

2469.91 - 2469.89 Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator)

150,000.

0

2469.93 - 2471.192 Mike

7.2 mil. No way. Yeah. The entire state.

0

2481.965 - 2492.954 Kelsey

We got houses surrounding this lake right now. I know. Do you guys know how the Yucatan Peninsula was named? Yucatan. Speaking of the Gulf of Mexico.

0

2493.134 - 2496.096 Andy

It was illegal to tan everywhere else in the world. Yucatan.

0

2496.937 - 2518.316 Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator)

That's so clever. No, when the Spanish explorers landed there, They're asking the natives, what is this land called? And they kept on saying Yucatan, Yucatan. And Yucatan means I don't know what you're saying. That's so funny. So they're like, this is called the Yucatan Peninsula, which literally means I don't know what you're saying. I heard that in a sermon one time.

2518.356 - 2522.638 Andy

I'm like, that is so funny. That's really funny. I love things like that.

2524.732 - 2527.054 Diego

Ah, this is Yucatan Peninsula.

2527.174 - 2543.029 Andy

That's exactly like Louis C.K. 's joke about why we still call them Native Americans. He's like, it was a mistake. He says, we landed. We looked at them. He said, oh, Indians, you mean? Oh, yeah. And he's like, India? He's like, no. He's like, so you're Indians? He's like, no, this isn't India. He's like, no, you're Indians.

2544.971 - 2547.113 Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator)

Oh, speaking of Indians, though, did you know that we got an

Chapter 8: What are the latest updates on Miss Rachel's net worth?

3249.108 - 3249.788 Nora (fictional character)

Wow.

0

3249.969 - 3265.5 Andy

And so, and the dude's just awesome. But Jay Leno, like, just got roasted by David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, all these people, and still to this day. And then he promised it to Jimmy Fallon after Conan left. Jay Leno came back, and then he promised it to Jimmy Fallon. And now The Tonight Show is The Tonight Show. That is today. Interesting.

0

3266.53 - 3267.01 Nora (fictional character)

That is today.

0

3267.251 - 3270.513 Andy

Yeah. Which is different than it used to be, for sure.

0

3270.813 - 3273.535 Nora (fictional character)

So Jay was just like not ready to be done. He's like just got FOMO.

3277.938 - 3277.918 Jordan

110%.

3277.978 - 3287.465 Andy

Wow. There's clips of, they have big documentaries on it. It's really good. And there's just a lot more details. And Conan seems like the dopest dude. That's why I bankrupt Jay Leno.

3287.485 - 3288.926 Nora (fictional character)

He's so funny. I love his sense of humor.

3288.966 - 3297.455 Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator)

He's got too many cars. Deep state. What? That's who I would want to bankrupt. The Deep State. That's a good one. They print their own money, so never mind.

Comments

There are no comments yet.

Please log in to write the first comment.