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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe

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Did you see this Jamaican mom yank her son off the line? That was wild.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe

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You only have those little energy pouches that you can, they're like go-gurt, but Gatorade or something. So I'm like, get him some first world shit. The guy's on the side like, give me a banana, a banana. I'm like, you want me to go to the grocery store? I have a banana right now. But yeah, I'm like trying to hand him water so they're just ignoring me. I'm like, okay.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

OnlyFans Girl Takes on 1000 Dudes & How to Fix British Grooming Gangs w/ Adam Rowe

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Go check out the new special and all the other specials.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

399.07

All right. So, David, I've technically DM'd you about this before and we've chatted about it. So I'm sorry that this is a little repetitive.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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I would like to transport you guys to the lovely dairy land of the USA, Wisconsin.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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And as quick background, I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago, which yeah, Rob, you get it. Did not realize that it's a whole different world coming to Wisconsin in terms of like agriculture, cheese mostly. So I, a lot of this, I did come in with a fresh perspective, the cheese industry, which was really cool.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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One of my first like full time professional jobs was in the Wisconsin cheese industry, specifically marketing and communication and a little bit of like lobbying law.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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Okay. Well, like first thing I have to say is like the amount of puns that you've already maybe unintentionally said, but like, that's probably the worst part of the job was that everyone thought they were super unique and they'd be like, have a good time. And I'm like,

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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But so my expertise, quote unquote, to be very clear to anyone else from Wisconsin listening, I'm not saying I'm the ultimate cheese expert, but my viewpoint being in communications and kind of that being how the industry actually plays out. I'm glad that there's other people there who think that it's so interesting. I think one of the most compelling parts about it is that

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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Yes, it's like a stereotype. Rob, I'm sure you know this. David, do you know about the cheesehead hats that people wear?

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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I love making the visuals. Thank you. And that's actually a whole company that produces those in Wisconsin. That could be its own thing. Okay. But like, so those stereotypes are real though. There's a whole debate over cheese curds. Should they be squeaky or should they be deep fried?

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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I agree. And you have to try both. When I went to the University of Wisconsin-Madison here as an undergrad, I didn't know that cheese soup is a thing. Oftentimes it's beer cheese soup. So in the dining halls they have, it's essentially nacho cheese with some broth thrown in.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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And listen, I'm lactose intolerant, so I'm biased, but yeah.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

592.142

No, actually, if you had more, your body would probably get used to it, but I will say, quick disclaimer, if you have any of your aged cheeses, you're good. Throwing that out there. That's my PSA.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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It's not that it was too much cheese, it's that seeing the backside of anything can be a little rough behind the curtain. how the sausage is made, but cheese, I went into it. Yeah. Not knowing that much. There are some incredible things about it. Like Wisconsin produces 3.5 billion pounds of cheese a year.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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And If Wisconsin was a country, it'd be the fourth largest producer of cheese.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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I'm just going to make a checkmark every time there's a pun. So yeah, it produces like 25% of the nation's cheese. And you need a special license to make it. You could argue that cheesemaking requires more safety than purchasing a gun in this state, some might say. Um, there's an Alice in Dairyland competition, which is like a Wisconsin beauty pageant, but specifically for dairy.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

669.37

Oh, I've met her. There's a new one every year.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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Yeah. Miss Dairyland. Yeah. Yep. I know. And again, this was all shocking to me and then it gets normalized.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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Um, So the biggest event, my job was specifically for like the internal trade organization. So I think it was in the egg episode. I was like, so relating to you. You're like, yeah, they didn't really get back. Didn't explain. Yeah. Cause they're not used to having to market externally. Right.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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So the biggest event that we put on every year, they either host the U S cheese competition or the world's championship cheese contest. And right here in Madison, Wisconsin, capital city, um, And it has over, let me think, 2000 submissions. And it's not just cheese. You can also submit your dry dairy products, your yogurts, really anything you could think of.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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I learned that you can make cheese from camel's milk.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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Didn't try it. So you'll have like dozens and dozens of countries. Like when I worked there, it was the national, no, the.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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My understanding, and I don't want to bad mouth because I could be wrong, but I believe a lot of it has to do with like it's a scholarship program that, you know, you are either going to work in the dairy industry or maybe you grew up on a dairy farm with a cheese maker. And then you're essentially like the PR for, you know, Wisconsin Dairy and Cheese.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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You show up to different events in like a full on sash.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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My sister is a GI doctor in the Twin Cities, and they have a specific term for all the GI illnesses that families get, and it's called DAGE, D-A-G-E, for Dell's Associated Gastroenteritis.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

869.229

Can I add one more thing that I think is even cooler?

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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So you know how in those like 80s and 90s cartoons, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, any animated pizza looks so appetizing.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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The cheese pulls, which is, by the way, something they do measure in these cheese contests. And you have judges in white coats. Like it is so serious. There's competitions of who can pull a cheese plug out, which is when you have those wheels of cheese that are like bigger than I can make with my arms.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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You have a special instrument. It's big. Anyway, so there's attached to the University of Wisconsin-Madison something called the Center for Dairy Research. And they are essentially credited with making all of your favorite cheeses and dairy products. So they will make a recipe for Kerrygold cheese, that very big Irish brand, and then sell them the recipe. But it actually started here.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

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So when it comes to that cartoon pizza pull... Other countries were so mesmerized by those cartoons that they contacted the research center and were like, how can we make cheese like that? And had the food scientists specifically make cheese that would pull and be as beautiful as that. And it's credited with kicking off pizza in Japanese culture.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

953.72

I was also a French miner, and if you did say that to the French, they would guillotine you, but yes.

Flightless Bird

Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines

977.325

I would say the negatives are the more lobbying politics side of it. that we don't have to go and do, but that's where maybe it wasn't the best fit for me.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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Because he could read the dad's mind.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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I thought about the hills with... Have eyes? No, that show from the early 2000s.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Yeah, like he could read the thing if he was reading his mom's mind.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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So it has nothing to do with physical proximity. It has everything to do with this mental space.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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Stop it. I can't think of it. Forget it.

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That was like Ada when she ate that whole bag of M&M's. She said, look what came out of my mouth. That was really funny.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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my telepathy from being able to fully work it makes you wonder if like these silent monks in the hills yeah so it's literally just thinking if they ever get that ability i remember what i was gonna say does she ever in her episodes i would be curious if they did a brain scan on one of those kids okay yeah while they're using it to see what parts of the brain illuminate

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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yeah dude imagine the i love you like that oh my gosh like healed oh yeah for real complete 180 that's crazy yeah but she felt a lot of regret though too right because he was he had been trapped basically and yeah not able to communicate at all which he could have been the whole time if she knew like the resources we're living in a time of transition you know because even where we're at right now is leagues away from where we were

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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30 years ago with children with autism you know and so i think in our lifetimes and then in our children's lifetimes we're going to see such a expanse of resources for for people like that

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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And not only will these people, like these people, that's a gift. Yeah. That's the thing.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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No, I get what you're saying, but like, I mean, 30 years ago, that's exactly what, you know, but now they're going to be, consider when this stuff is more acknowledged.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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Like, what kind of jobs these people could have? Look, and now I'm exploiting them.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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They could be in positions of authority. They're experts on something that we have nothing about.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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Wow. You already know because you and Pico speak.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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Mom influencer. Like the original mom influencer.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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Family vlogger. Ruby Frankie. mom of six her channel was called eight passengers and uh every nightmare you can imagine taking place mom of six mom of six eight passengers so husband and wife are the other two well the driver wouldn't be a passenger right it's not very clever she's not super clever okay um hung up already and they yeah it gets super good they're part of the Mormon church.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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I know. And, yeah, I mean, basically, like, exploitation of children in the way that they were, like, you know, she was using them to proper channel up, and they were not willing participants. And, Josh, you take it over now. Okay.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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She's a psychologist, but then you find out later she actually is not educated.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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She would do a lot of like marriage counseling style stuff. And it was like Connections was the name of it. But really, she was just like a really burnt, hurt woman, divorced.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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And then the mom of six is her support person.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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He has to go find a place to live. To nowhere. And she says, you can never contact me again. You can never reach out to me again. The mom says that to him.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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And she starts verbally abusing the husband who goes to these weekly seminars.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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Like his neighbors, his friends.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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She called Kevin and she's like, hey, there are these lies coming out. The police have our kids. And I just can't even imagine what they're lying to them about right now. And she's like, they are demon possessed. But she, they were so part of this story.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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crazy radical sect of whatever Mormonism whatever it was plus this psychology thing that they were like that demon possession became a very real and like like it was happening a lot in their life threat yeah yeah yeah and so he was like bought in he's like no way they're demon possessed or whatever immediately but he also you could tell that she had been she had been mentally and emotionally abusing him probably from the beginning because

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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I mean, even now after this, he's like, I love her.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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No, but I do think that she was influenced by something terrible. Because, I mean, to begin with, she had horrible behaviors.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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I remember the other day that I've always had big reactions to vitamins. Because as a kid, my mom gave me a vitamin one time, like a Flintstone or something. And I remember being like...

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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No, no, I agree. That's what I'm saying.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Yeah. And that's when her deep end really started was she was making a video and the sun piped in and they had discovered, the channel discovered that she had taken away his bed and his room for seven months. He was sleeping in the basement on a beanbag for seven months for something he acted out about.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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And immediately they're like, red flag, child abuse. And she basically gets canceled and like loses all of her sponsorships and stuff like that. So she takes this deep dive of like, I'm this rock solid mom that believes in whatever. And-

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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I love vegetables. I'm very pro-vegetable.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Did you see it? Everyone saw it. I think I do that all the time. Slow-mo. Because I didn't even process that I did that. I think I'm procrastinating myself. First, look at this.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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A fan named Aubrey sent it to me. No way. And she crocheted me a bandana thing.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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How sick is that? It literally has the hand part where he's like.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Yeah, that's a winner. No, this is the best thing ever. That is pretty cool. And I will say, if you guys ever want to be. You get everything, Josh. Yeah.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

2949.885

You get the most portraits done.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

302.635

Oh, my gosh. Wow. It's Magic Mind. Magic Mind.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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3048.912

She was laughing at me. At my fear.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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3071.388

Okay. I want to know, if you were in the zombie apocalypse, what would your weapon of choice be? And recall that resources are finite. And this question is in honor of The Last of Us coming out this month, season two.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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You said it was coming out like two weekends ago. The Last of Us.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

3136.82

No. A tank. A tank. What were you going to say?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

3142.348

That doesn't count. It's going to be real.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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You said it was limitless. I said resources are finite.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

3187.022

That seems inconvenient, Andy. How are you going to carry that in your backpack?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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And you said flamethrower, but gas is a precious resource, too.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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But remember, you also have to be able to decapitate. Zombies can only die from decapitation.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Maybe a samurai sword. That changes everything.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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It just doesn't... It's not plausible, Joshua.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Generally, you have to have hand-to-hand combat with these zombies.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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I'll tell you, I've probably got a lot of time on my hands in the zombie apocalypse so I can train.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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And you'll look like Gimli. Oh, you already do. That would be cool, Dad. And my hatchet.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Oh my gosh. That can't be real.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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My cousin had a tapeworm one time.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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I actually, though, I know the song, not from sound, but because my mom talks about it all the time.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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It's like short people have no reason to live, right?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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Speaking of pediatricians, Jane has something on her toe.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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3716.101

Little Rascals as a whole is nuts.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Like there's a lot of bad stuff in there.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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We have been torturing her. Torturing her. Trying to get this toenail fixed.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Thanks for the heads up, by the way.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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I said thanks for the heads up. He knew about it.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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He's gatekeeping these time changes. Bet you eat raw food too, huh?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Was Jonah supposed to go to Nineveh or Tarshish?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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When you draw the line and just say this needs to be surgically done.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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If you're trying to kill somebody.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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Wow. Because Sumerian is so difficult, isn't it?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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Yeah. All we should do is put the folks from the telepathy tapes on it.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Do you see what I did there? Yes, I saw what you did there. Did you see what I did there? Speaking of poops, barfing, and grown toenails. Do you want a song that doesn't have to do with any of those? Or it could be related to all. Those things. Okay. Let's begin. Right now. Let's begin. Let's begin. All right.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

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Yeah, and Babylon is there, too. Arabian Nights.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Arabian Day. The Lost Library of Nineveh. Up in flames is under a McDonald's now.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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4489.0

You know what's interesting that we didn't talk about from the Ruby Frankie thing?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Is that when Jodi Hildebrandt went back to her house before she moved in with Ruby, they went to go try to figure out what's going on with these evil spirits. And she said, there's a handprint at the top of my window. Oh, yeah. And mind you, these people are in the desert of Utah, remote.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Do you think? How did that handbrake get over there?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Well, she was like an instrument for evil because she was really breaking up a lot of people's marriages and stuff like that.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Like what CERN is doing or something?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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So you're telling me we can't use hairspray, but they can shoot bombs off?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Could you imagine being like, guys, it wasn't us. It was aliens.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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It's not a bad idea to create a weapon against all that spooky stuff, but that doesn't make sense to me.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Yeah, but I just think that's because they're nosy.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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was like by this fire weapon from the sky and it's like yeah i don't know fast sudden really hot heat yeah i think they're just bearing witness to our super fledgling society and the anabomb might just be like one next step into propelling us into a new technological era

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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That's the reason why we're Mongolian chanting.

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I don't know that light is affected by gravity.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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Everything's affected by gravity.

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4993.081

I'm not going to make fun of you because I thought the same thing.

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I would like a Gregorian chant.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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5121.392

Yeah, so it was actually frozen.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

5128.416

Let's go get a buried slush, please.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

5145.305

I know, and she is a legal justice person?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

5154.183

She is. She has more experience than any of us.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

5166.474

I feel like there would be a bias, like an immediate bias.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

5196.739

My friend from high school, her dad handcuffed her. What? Isn't that crazy? That's pretty dope. I know.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

5232.275

I actually don't know enough about it. So I do. I want you to tell me.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

5257.385

Wow, his pace has really picked up.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

5297.492

That's a movie you guys can go see in the movie theater.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

60.529

I am Halo. Halo. Am I a robot or an alien? I don't know.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

661.906

What are you saying? Wow. I loved it.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

940.835

Have you ever been witnessing to somebody and they're like, wait a minute, Jesus is God? You're like, oh boy. Yes.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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954.779

You ever been witnessing to somebody and you're presenting the gospel and you're like, you are a sinner. Jesus sacrificed himself. And as long as you believe in him, you're covered. And then you're like, yeah, God sent himself in the form of his son to save you. And they go, wait, wait a minute. You're like, wow. Yeah. Big one.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke

99.454

I have this thing where if somebody around me gets a stomach bug, I immediately start showing symptoms.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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14.489

And the Illuminati is not so fake and it's real. Better known as the Council of 300. This podcast is brought to you in power by Sunday Cool. Watch this. Or listen.

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Yeah. Guys want chicken fingers? There's no way you were barefoot. I was definitely barefoot. That's what I'm saying.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

138 - Hollow Earths Entrance Found, Ancient Spiral UFO, & The Dire Wolf

2347.186

Instead of paying $160, you'll pay $144. And you'll get to hug Mickey. Yay!

Ninjas Are Butterflies

138 - Hollow Earths Entrance Found, Ancient Spiral UFO, & The Dire Wolf

2627.719

I don't know. Is there a genie in here? Well, there's got to be a better way. The one wish I ask for, genie, is to have the mental performance to make it through the rest of this podcast. Where'd that come from?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

138 - Hollow Earths Entrance Found, Ancient Spiral UFO, & The Dire Wolf

3020.984

And here's what I beat. Ahem. Ahem. Oh my. Is it really time? I think it is. Oh, and you're hazard real.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

138 - Hollow Earths Entrance Found, Ancient Spiral UFO, & The Dire Wolf

3290.092

Yeah. Ah, that sounded cool, right? She was right. Yeah, she was right.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

138 - Hollow Earths Entrance Found, Ancient Spiral UFO, & The Dire Wolf

5969.813

They are aliens. Wow. They disturb you. If any of you know what these are. Multi-decade UAP. Dolphins are aliens. You're going to have a heart attack when you see your eyes broken. Bottlenose.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

138 - Hollow Earths Entrance Found, Ancient Spiral UFO, & The Dire Wolf

80.377

Well, yeah. Well, it's just like for us. Counties can't be trusted. Like, welcome to County Fair. This is where you get your tickets. Come on in. How much is it? Oh, two. Okay, it's $20. Go on in. Yep.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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more scrooge mcpoison yeah for real yeah say that again i couldn't say that scrooge mcpoison thank you well guys i guess you heard it here first lily wants to das gift you welcome to the show

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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1081.764

No, because you made this up and it seems like you want that.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

1097.822

Because you don't care. I loved her so much I became one.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

1236.715

I just saw your girls. Everyone's so tamed.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

1327.437

Are we going to get into that a little bit on this show?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

175.076

I would have become a mermaid. You would have found me as a mermaid. Did you guys speak in your sailboats? Stop it. That's not what it would look like.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

1814.811

Well, dude, remember when we were on the airplane? Yeah.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

1822.016

And they were reading our faces, and it's like, when have you ever even read my face?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

1863.888

That's great. Oh, yeah, you walk into a store, right?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

1956.914

Mine still says Andrew's address on it.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

1972.322

I did. I did not know. I saw the weird dancing video.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

217.755

Listen, I feel like I'm going to throw up. I had too much caffeine and vitamins. John, listen, did you guys ever see that guy? It was like a year ago. This is really inspiring. It's like a Hope Corps story.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

2195.242

Dude, the alligators. I feel like the alligators are just like, I mean, they're in mass right now.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

2254.734

I was like, I think I'd be rad. It's like Moby Dick, but Floridian.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

230.084

His name is Taylor with Phoenix. I just looked up his handle. Like a year ago, he posted, he's like, I work at like Denny's or something.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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2322.074

yeah my dad will be like you know like he's like so that way and he's like there's no such thing as like global war he's like it's called climate change our earth has changed a million times or whatever that's right i'm on board with that i'm on board with that too but we have to have some kind of impact our the way that we live has had an impact well i think just environmentally oh yeah i don't think we are affecting weather patterns though we are though with

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

236.628

Tire shop. And he's like, I literally hate my life.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

239.269

And he's like, I'm so miserable. This sucks. It's not what life is supposed to be about.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

2425.411

We're getting so played, you guys.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

244.472

A year late, he's like, I'm going to save up and I'm going to buy a sailboat and I'm going to sail the world.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

2456.423

So quoting the prophet Isaiah in relation to Christ is anti-Semitic?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

2462.975

No, but anti-Semitic, that's the thing about the direction we're going in. I know this is going to get canceled, but anti-Semitic is a really strong word.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

250.456

And then a year later, he posts, he did it.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

2530.862

In the passion, when he steps on the snake's head too. And the fulfillment of what was said in Genesis.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

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260.319

Beginning. Hopefully he makes it. Let's follow him. Make sure he makes it. What is his name? Sailing with Phoenix. Sailing with Phoenix. You should show the video down. Do you want it? I have it right here. That's wild. I'll show you guys. I have it.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

2803.082

Good donut. You didn't need to get me one. I'm over here choking on my vitamins. You didn't need to get me a donut.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

2814.192

Dude, they're tasty, but it's giving me acid reflux because I got puke right here.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

2911.272

Do you want to skip my segment? Because my question's not that good.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

2918.216

It was just having fun in Atlanta with all your boyfriends and just hanging out. It was great.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

2974.034

That's so sweet. You know, Ruth is a really good girl's name.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

2997.375

Lily with the questions on the first row of the mic. Okay, I have like two questions I'm going to start with. The first less good question, and then we'll move on to the other one. Just because I was driving around today and I thought about this and I wanted to know from you guys, what is your most favorite car you've ever owned?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3017.828

I don't know what that means. It was blue?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3043.33

Dude, and with your wooden truck bed.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3045.731

Oh my gosh, you drive by town. Hey, boys.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3122.835

Mine was most assuredly my green convertible bug.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3131.881

I know. I drove it forever. It was my favorite car. And I even loved it so much that when we, I had to get rid of it when we had kids because they wouldn't fit in there. And I'm like, maybe we should keep it and they could turn it into a jungle gym.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3246.971

Five million dollars is a lot of money. I don't want to know anything about my future because I'm going to overthink. I'm going to ruminate. What if my future is bad?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3258.547

Five seconds from right this second?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3289.631

We're just greedy. Greedy. Greedy.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3419.038

Josh and I were just talking about it the other day. It's like it is so weird that our skeleton is all covered up except for our teeth are just our skeleton poking out.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3435.462

I hate just the fact that I'm a big bag of organs.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3612.694

Why would they want to attack Portugal?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3633.618

So there's nothing politically happening with Portugal right now that they would want to attack it.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3658.476

Did you see all the dumb critiques I saved when it was like... So this is really... It's really all because of the phones. That's why we're... And they were like, they didn't go to work all day. They weren't at work. Work's the problem.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3701.877

Wait, that's so smart. You just wind it up and it generates electricity?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3709.963

Josh, we're starving. The kids haven't ate. Hold on. Please power the oven.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3790.674

All this money is disappearing. They can't account for it.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3839.988

Yeah. Who's getting selected? Is this why they're starting this whole?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3857.299

I know. Yeah, seriously. I'll take the hard way. It's literally ruled by Bill Gates. Yeah. He's the king.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3910.066

Needs to be 500 million. Yeah, it's crazy.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

393.331

You lived in like a mountain house by yourself, secluded.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3969.444

Yeah, I guess I would do it if I were president, only because it's like we have to ensure the survival of the human race.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3977.351

But then here's the question. Who's surviving?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

3980.514

Who's on these lists? And that's the thing.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4017.234

I know. And like knowing that the rest of your family isn't going to survive it. Like that's painful.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4047.148

Did he just out the president's escape route?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4062.935

They're probably using those frequencies to move the rock and stuff like that. The melting of the rock? Yeah, we melt that rock.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4070.099

So it was like, no problem. They did it on a Tuesday.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4167.732

It was an impossible choice no matter what you were doing, I thought.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4234.035

With this whole data thing, I just have a question, though, too. Everybody's like, I'm so mad at Mark Zuckerberg. He's stealing all my data. Why do we care?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4244.847

Because they're going to sell me stuff? That's what I'm worried about?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

426.403

I literally can't go 24 hours inside my house.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4545.412

It's gone. It does say in Revelation, if they say I come from the desert, it's not me.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4552.418

He is an Egyptian American. Yeah.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4627.394

I can get on board with that, though. Okay.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

466.186

Dude, what would happen if I just booted right now on this couch?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

469.808

I took my vitamins. I ate like a little muffin.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4694.08

It's amazing. It's kind of crazy. We just watched Ben-Hur, the original Ben-Hur. It's awesome.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4704.314

It's about a guy named Judah Ben-Hur, and he's a Jewish man that is oppressed by the Romans. Okay. Living in, where were they? Judea?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4715.868

It's like a four-hour movie. We took us like three days to get through it. But what's so interesting about the movie is that it's his epic. Like he's just like this epic dude. Yeah. But it's while all that is happening, the ministry of Christ is taking place.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

477.053

I'm eating this thing. It's not helping because it tastes terrible. Yeah, it's probably expired as well. Oh, really? It's probably expired. Oh, come on.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4774.235

You should try staying awake one time and watching it. Do people do that?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4803.402

Oh, my gosh. When was this? Let this happen to me. And basically...

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4841.373

Don't tell anybody. Don't tell anyone. Keep your mouth shut.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

493.594

It's got like 3,000% of her vitamin B. You know what else is making me really sick? Josh and I started our... Yeah, tell me about this cleanse that you're doing.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

4963.94

Yeah, just delete the reel. I'm not going to show it.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5104.226

Dude, Jane Goodall believes in Sasquatch.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5118.637

She's almost there. She's almost on the cryptid team. Exactly.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5247.725

That's how you guys get away with so much in here. Like, yeah, yeah. Because it's your dad's sense of humor. Yeah.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

527.461

Yeah, we're doing a parasite, heavy metal, and candida cleanse.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5271.016

Yeah. Do you know about him? Like a super famous psychiatrist.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

535.105

We're literally thinking like worms over here.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

54.226

What would you be doing if your dad was like, you know, he said, Josh, come move back here and help me start this business. And you would have said, no, I'm not interested. What would you be doing right now?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

542.234

Oh, it's my friend. I made a park friend. Her name is Raquel. She's super cool. Her and her husband own a nursery. I made her friend. Kelsey was there. Plant nursery. Plant nursery. And she was like, I have so many worms. She constantly has worms. So do her children and stuff. But I think it's because they grow things. They were like always outside in the dirt.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5441.291

You have to go to more schooling to become a psychiatrist. So you're more learned.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5479.983

And plagued by weird circumstances. Yeah.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

563.872

Thinking about it is making me want to throw up anymore. Anyway, they do, like, detoxes all the time. Yeah. And she was doing a really hardcore one, not the one we're doing. Like, one that's just, like, blasts these worms. And one of them crawled up her throat. Bro.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5695.832

You talk about the outcast, but to me, what is more sinister and spooky is what was kept. You know, what we implement now in some of these therapies and counselings. And we had seen a video the other day and it was criticizing, was it Freud against Jung? Or who was Jung?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5713.69

It was Freud against somebody else. It was another person that was another psychiatrist that was big at the time. And basically his ideas were kind of thrown out the window and Freud's ideas took place in a lot of like the modern day therapies and stuff like that. And they were complete inverses. Freud's being dark, ugly, explore this trauma, explore this trauma.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5732.554

And the other one saying, liberate yourself from this trauma. This trauma doesn't define you. Yeah.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5738.255

and grow from it and instead i mean you think about therapies and stuff like that and when you find a therapist and you go through counseling i mean you're there and you feel better for a little bit but where where are the real tools i mean and people find relief obviously but like where it's it's so hard to find tools to get you from this place to that place you know it's just like an ongoing keeping you there over discussing over amplifying your trauma

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

578.522

I don't. She saw it coming. But apparently.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5840.542

Laying it at the feet of the cross and saying goodbye.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5855.057

Yeah, exactly. Let's explore how you got here. How did you become a prostitute?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

588.749

They just do it. It's a common practice. Like, when you see a pediatrician, they'll just give your kid a detox. Yeah. Then you just take a supplement or something like what you do with your dog.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5882.889

That's so weird. It was all mom-related. It was so weird.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

5890.514

Mental health still is everything. Okay. I have to be so bad. I'm leaving you guys.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

619.44

So what we're starting with, so the kit we got is like a pretty gentle kit. And you start with something called the gutty. It's called gutty. And you put it in a glass of water.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

659.281

It's an ordeal every morning trying to get that thing down.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

78.796

You said you were going to go build sailboats in Boston.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

914.178

Was that the thing he does? Yeah. Are you crying?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

962.799

Oh, he's on me. I'm going to puke.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

967.2

If you yell at me, I'm going to throw up.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

141 - Real ID, The Antichrist, and Government Built Underground Cities!

986.176

Don't please it. I'm a scream puker.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

136 - Pyramid Secrets Uncovered, Quantum Teleportation, & The Carolina Cryptids

1016.7

This is so crazy because we just got Ruslan. Shout out Ruslan. Texted us and he was like, hey, you guys are famous now.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

136 - Pyramid Secrets Uncovered, Quantum Teleportation, & The Carolina Cryptids

129.204

What will kill me has not yet been born. 136, ladies and gentlemen, 136.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

136 - Pyramid Secrets Uncovered, Quantum Teleportation, & The Carolina Cryptids

1349.897

In the mind. It reminds me of the, have you heard of that whole thing? Like if everyone had a rock and paper scissors competition in the world, it would only take three, the winner would only have to win 33 times. Whoa. Isn't that crazy? Like the process of elimination, it just, you would only have to go 33, you'd only have to win 33 rounds. That's crazy.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

136 - Pyramid Secrets Uncovered, Quantum Teleportation, & The Carolina Cryptids

1395.229

Friendship. Yeah. Yeah. Joy. Humanity. The thrill. The thrill of adventure. My head's really scattered today.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

136 - Pyramid Secrets Uncovered, Quantum Teleportation, & The Carolina Cryptids

1414.348

Yeah, that's scary. I don't like that. I want one of those in my room, though.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

136 - Pyramid Secrets Uncovered, Quantum Teleportation, & The Carolina Cryptids

1430.097

Google smart. No one likes the Google kid. Come on.

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Cool. Thanks. See you later. Mom, can you go pick me up?

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Crazy inventions. It's always the wildest, the wildest of times.

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To me, I guess I don't understand it because that just sounds like I'm on a Google Doc. Someone could be editing it exactly as the same time I'm doing it. We did it in marketing all the time. I obviously don't understand it. We're asking questions. I'm trying to figure it out. Are you shooting it down already though?

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Yeah, that's such a hard idea to comprehend. How do we do that? And then what's the next step? Are they going to actually try to do physical matter?

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You want to take it? Yeah. I mean, it's really just making sure that those two, those methods are, you know, conjoined at the same time and making sure they're all in sync. Whether, you know, you're looking at it from like a caliber aspect of it through like cosmic wave. Like harmonious energy.

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This is just like D on Always Sunny. She does that too.

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That thing looks so sick, dude. I'm looking it up.

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fighter jet whatever in existence I want to see videos of this thing man also can we just come up with cooler names like no disrespect to the president but golly it's like we have all these cars that have such cool you know interesting come up with something yeah like Cybertruck that's so cool yeah it's kind of cool are you joking yeah I'm joking Cybertruck is a cool name there's nothing cool about that car but yeah like maybe like the name is cool like Falcon Falcon do we already have one of those

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Okay, enough of the birds. A blue-breasted finch. No, we're just not. We're getting farther away, though.

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The math adds up. By the way, did you see you have cookies with your face on it in the kitchen? Oh, that's cool.

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I have no idea. They were just in the kitchen. It's scary looking a little bit.

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It looks really cool, though. I think I'm all for using taxpayers' money to go towards that, as long as we get to drive it once.

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Just let me drive it around. Everyone gets five minutes. Or a raffle. It's a raffle. Yeah. I mean, you can control it. I don't have to actually fly it. Yeah. I sit in there. You control it.

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Looking toward the future, seeing that we're all going to die. Things are going to blow us up. Cybertrucks are on fire.

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Browser. This is super, super crazy because a lot of people saw it, right? Like it was all over Europe. Yeah. I don't believe it was SpaceX, though.

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Yeah, I mean, look at that. I mean, that's insane. Was it 100% confirmed that it was SpaceX? I mean, that's what everyone's saying. That's weird, man. That's so symmetrical, too. Like, it's really strange.

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Yeah. I saw that when it was going viral and I just couldn't comprehend like what I was looking at. It looked just like a, almost like a skylight or something.

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Oh, my goodness. She's crawling on top of your car. What is she doing that for? Is this some type of witch ritual or something? On the windshield? What the heck? Did she lock the keys in the car?

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Just like a Slurpee. Just like a Slurpee.

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What if my plasma is running SpaceX right now?

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It looks like if Elon was a... It looks like if Elon was just a superhero, that's what he would put up in the sky. He's just like, Elon's here.

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it's not what's happening why would he do that i don't know it's like dude we've seen your falcon land back on earth that's not impressive you have to like when you've done everything just to impress all the people in the world like you just got to go back to fork humor that's insane That's crazy. He's showing everyone.

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This is really cool. In the next scene, they pan back to him. He just has a spoon on his nose.

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I think it's doable. He's got time. Now we're on Daily Mail, dude. Oh, yeah. The sky's the freaking limit.

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Yeah. You guys see that KFC ad? What? KFC. Which one?

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It's weird. Did you see that firefighter's mustache? Yeah. It's pretty curry.

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Oh, I guess he did. I thought they were mourning the mustache or something.

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That's a bummer. Died being a firefighter.

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I'm not sure. Top comment says this man spoke for the trees.

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33. What is happening? What is this? This is like out of Hereditary.

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It's gravy? What is happening? This is like that trend, like, don't let them know your next move. This is it.

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Yeah, but we all know you love the pug. Puggy monkey baby. Puggy monkey baby, yeah. But there was no real humor in it. No. There's no real message. I don't know. Maybe there is obviously a message, but that's strange. Believe in chicken. It looked good.

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I don't know. I don't see it as a baptism, I guess. She was using him like a surfboard at one point. I guess, yeah. Weird stuff. I would love to have a gravy baptism. That's actually how I want to be buried.

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That's true. 11 herbs and spices. Yeah. What are those? Herbs? Is it just a guy named Herb? Oh. You've seen that, right? On their Twitter account, KFC only follows 11 people. And it's like, no, it's 11 guys named Herb.

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25 wings. So that's 12 and a half. 12 and a half chickens.

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You can't sleep with a ring on. Everyone knows that.

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It's like, that's so weird. Yeah, it's super strange. I mean, think about it. We're literally gnawing on another human, like, not human, living bone. Yeah. It's barbaric in a weird way. I love it, though. I love it. Speaking of loving it.

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Yeah, there's definitely a ton of veggies. Maybe some nuts, pistachios. A couple of cocker spaniels every now and then.

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Oh, those are actually mine. I was going to say... What is the ad? The ad? I don't know. Oh, you mean the new ad for the podcast? Yeah, we were just talking about it.

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No, of course not. We can talk about that. We do more than shirts. We do hats, stickers, wood hoop bracelets, all types of stuff.

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Yeah, why wouldn't you? You're going to have a pool.

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You're going to have a pool. Why wouldn't you bring goggles?

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You guys are staying in Augustine for three days.

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Well, we'll be here. At Planet Starbuzz. Yeah, watching. Making sure the kids survive, you know, like we always do. After we get right out of work. Yep.

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You're not allowed to have fun at work, Josh. You enjoy your life and what you do for a living? How dare you? It's our turn. Fine. You get this one time.

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yeah it was like 10 minutes it was just going yeah we did that one time and we are the keys were 15 miles away and so legitimately and it was in the middle of the night and it was my sister's car and it was going off in the whole neighborhood heard like it's just all right we just have to start driving right now I'm calling the cops can just disconnect the battery I was on I was doing that yeah and then and then um Lily found the keys

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Have you guys heard about the Mountain Dew conspiracy?

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tell me you know me i'm all about the mountain dew apparently there's a big conspiracy you haven't heard about it no i literally like so many fans have sent me this and maybe it's just because i love mountain dew but like there's always been that conspiracy of like uh somehow mountain dew flavors like coincide with like big major events they had something with maui yeah uh that went in the maui fires happened right last year they brought back the pitch black and then we had like the biggest it blackout of all time oh my gosh

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And there was another one that the tropical, they have a tropical thing that was a tropical flavor last year. And it was like the tropical swirl. And then we had all those crazy hurricanes. Is there one with code red? I don't know. I can't remember if there was. But then they brought a star spangled splash flavor for 4th of July last year. And then, no joke, later on, that bridge collapsed.

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But guess what the name of the bridge is called? Francis Scott Key. The guy who wrote the Star Spangled Banner.

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That's insane. It's kind of wild. And so they just released a new flavor. I'll have to look up the name of it, but a lot of people are trying to think of like, okay, what thing is going to go inside?

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No, they were robbed. Purple Thunder is the new flavor. Purple Thunder? Purple.

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I mean, I think it's confirmed at this point. I don't think we have to even... Golly. You guys heard it here first. You think you can trust someone. You think you can trust someone. You think you know someone. You think you know them. But they stab you in the back. They stab you in the back.

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It's like a scarlet fever, but maybe there's a purple fever.

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Yeah, who's that? Say it one more time.

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I don't know, but we probably should do this for the rest of the podcast. Oh, that's fun. Purple. Okay, I have this one.

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Yeah, it's terrible. When I used to get hives as a kid, like, going to anaphylactic shock, I literally would just be covered. My whole body would be in hives. And it would be torture. Yeah.

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His entire flipping torso just reminds me of those tribes that have like that mitt that you put your hand in to become a man. And it's like full of like bullet ants.

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Oh, yeah. What happened? What happened there? You hit something?

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I feel like I would want to try it, but hearing how terrible it is, I can't imagine.

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I don't like that at all. It's kind of like reminding me of Dune when he sticks his hand in the box. What are we saying?

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Okay. And it's long. I'll cut it down.

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Yeah, it sounded like you were pretty close to getting it by the time he showed up. Basically, he just had to help you into the car.

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Is that not the weirdest thing you've ever seen? It's so weird. I don't like that.

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I feel like that needed to be a full film, though. Yeah. I'll cut that way. That's so funny.

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This is the new Atlas from Boston Dynamics.

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This thing's supposed to be doing, like, groceries. And, like, vacuuming.

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They're teaching this thing stealth moves.

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It's, like, and also it's just getting crazy because this was, I mean, you remember the first one they made, right? Like, just the tiny one. And it's just getting nuts, man.

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Are we going to do something? Are we going to stop this? What are you? What are you? Fine, I'll step in.

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Lily, this is crazy. I'm ready. This is the biggest archaeological discovery they've ever had in the pyramids in our modern time ever.

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I thought there's no way this is real.

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That makes sense, and that's why they used the limestone from hundreds of miles away compared to what they had there because it didn't have that type of properties. Yeah. That's crazy. That's crazy. There's a photo if you want to look at it.

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Yeah. Dude, I could see that, man. I could honestly. That looks. Oh, my gosh.

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Obviously, these people know a little bit.

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What else is there? If they're digging something that far deep down, I don't know how that works back then. Did they have to dig down deep, or was the sand at a lower point at one point? I don't know.

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You're the worst neighbor in the world.

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They're just going to be like, actually, we're shutting it down. No one can come. Yeah. No one can come here now.

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Crazy stuff. Yeah. I hate that. I do love you being off social media because that was a good, that's a good news thing right there. Yeah, tell me more. Everyone was psyched. Oh, Nick Frost, the guy from The Bigger Guy and Shaun of the Dead.

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Which I think would be a perfect cast. That would be perfect. I think that'd be awesome. Yeah. We need more British people, not John Lithgow. Yeah. Which is going to do great, but it's like, if we're doing British, do British. They just make Timothee Chalamet Hagrid. You guys are going the wrong direction. Timothee Chalamet is Voldemort, dude. Who should be the next Voldemort?

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That's probably the biggest. Yeah, Cillian Murphy's going to be it. For sure? I'm pretty sure. Dude, if that's true.

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Yeah, I do get it, though. I mean, because it's a series. Yeah. Like, each season's going to be a whole movie, a book. Yeah, yeah. I think that's really, because you can explore more. Yeah, the books are, I mean, got, you know, there's so much stuff that they left out. Yeah. And so it's going to be really cool to focus on certain things to make sure how that, you know, see how it looked.

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But, I mean, it's going to be hard to beat the Dursleys as well. I mean, that's going to be hard to do. I know. They casted everyone perfectly in the first movies. Yeah.

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You want a song? I guess. Do you want a song?

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And no one knows who exactly can claim him and the ship, right?

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Oh, my gosh. 300 of that being in one trip.

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It's crazy that they prepped for that, though, because he didn't run out of oxygen, food. I mean, that's a long trip.

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hold their breath really big I don't know that's a great question I mean they have to create it snake plants how do they get oxygen

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They're breathing their pee. Yeah. And they do it called cosmonauts in this one. It says, yeah, bring oxygen from Earth, and they make oxygen by running electricity through water. This is called electrosis or electrolysis. Electrolytes. Yes. Electrolysis. Electrolysis. The air and the water on the space station all originally came from Earth.

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Astronauts and cosmonauts transport these vital supplies to the space station when they travel there on capsules. Astronauts and cosmonauts also receive supplies from uncrewed spaceships such as the Russian Progress and American Dragon. American Dragon?

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oh man you dehydrated yeah they literally the space station's water recycling system produces pure drinking water from the wastewater sweat and even urine in the words of astronaut doug wheelock yesterday's coffee is tomorrow's coffee bro that's crazy that's pretty funny that's wild

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That's so weird. I mean, we look at the pyramids, like, what's underneath there? It's like, we have no idea what's underneath. Oh, man. Everything that we're just standing on. Yeah. It's what we just see all the time.

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I mean, that's fair. Yeah. Maybe not being good. It's kind of like I would say it's similar to lucid dreaming.

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And it's like, no, maybe don't do that. Dude, there's even something about it on the healthandhumanservices.gov site.

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It's about pain management. Yeah. On healthservices.gov. Really? Yes. Advanced pain management for healthandhumanservices.gov. What does it say? I mean, it's literally a huge document.

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Yeah, but that's what it's about. It's mentioning it. That's so weird, man. Yeah. See, that's the stuff that makes me think. There has to be something just darker with all that. The government knows something deep down and dirty.

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It's not. I just looked it up. It's 15545. It's pretty close. That's really close. That is close. I was like, it does sound like a zip code. I'm like, what would be a good place? I should have picked the Pyramids of Giza. I know.

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Yeah, we just gave them all the steps on how to do it, though. There's so many car wrecks that are about to happen. That's the thing. That's so weird.

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Guys, you will learn how to harness the impactor.

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Very scary. You guys texted me and you're like, what you watching? I said, Nosferatu. Not for the family or faint of heart. It's pretty... You said Ada didn't like it, right? You said Ada didn't like it though, right? She did not like it, no.

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It's all from the back end of it. I just like how he talks.

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Absolutely. If you go there, you can watch it with us. We got a lot of behind the scenes footage. You're going to see things before we ever drop them. And you go now, you're going to see our new merch that's going to be dropping soon. Some sick stuff. Ooh. Which is right around the corner, guys. We've been working on it for two months now. Yep. It's going to be great.

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And you go to ninjasandbutterflies.com, check out all of our info, and also there's the merch store as well on there. And keep updating on everything else. We love you guys.

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You didn't say anything. We stopped doing the question a while ago. Yeah, like 10 episodes ago. Remember when everyone was complaining like, hey, stop gaslighting Lily.

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Do you not pay attention to this podcast?

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Whoever you're watching this next to, look to the right or left of that and see them and call them dumb because that's how Lily feels.

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We spent like $50,000 on like an ancient just... We need a giant one right by Andrew.

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What is that? All those sayings? Whenever you trip accidentally and you're like, That has been an assassination attempt on my life.

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i mean that's like my darling dude what a crazy like imagine just walking into that lodge or that cabin in the middle like you're just a wanderer and then you run into benjamin franklin john adams snuggling time travel back you're the coin guys

Ninjas Are Butterflies

136 - Pyramid Secrets Uncovered, Quantum Teleportation, & The Carolina Cryptids

939.909

He goes on road trips. He's making it easier on themselves. I don't like the night air. I wonder if that's where Benjamin Franklin.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

136 - Pyramid Secrets Uncovered, Quantum Teleportation, & The Carolina Cryptids

95.893

Because they're awesome. Because literally right now. Because we're like, oh, what are the other ones? And you're like, oh, Andy's got them. You want to bet? My enemies have defeated me today. whenever you're full. My waistband is suffering. My waistband is suffering. When you want to say someone is stupid, wisdom is chasing her, but she is faster. Oh, this is my favorite. This one's so good.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

136 - Pyramid Secrets Uncovered, Quantum Teleportation, & The Carolina Cryptids

959.872

Oh. I wonder if that's where Benjamin Franklin came up with the idea for electricity.

Otherworld

Episode 120: The Final Visitor

2690.31

So my name is Lily, and this story happened in 2011. I was in the 11th grade, and my grandpa had been in a nursing home for... maybe three years at this point and nothing like physically wrong with him, but his mind was pretty gone. Never officially diagnosed, but he had some sort of dementia or Alzheimer's and he'd just become too much for my grandma to take care of.

Otherworld

Episode 120: The Final Visitor

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So they'd moved him into this home and we got updates here and there about him. We'd gotten the latest update we'd gotten was that he was moving rooms from the room he'd always been in into a different room with a new roommate. And we just totally assumed that that had happened. And then maybe like two weeks later, I go to bed one night and I have this dream that I'm in the nursing home.

Otherworld

Episode 120: The Final Visitor

2745.636

And my family lives in Canada near Toronto and my grandparents lived in New Jersey. So we really only got there like in the summer. So I'd only ever been in the nursing home maybe two or three times before. when we would like visit once or twice a year.

Otherworld

Episode 120: The Final Visitor

2763.365

But it was like super vivid dream of me being in this nursing home and I'm sort of running through the halls trying to figure out where his new room was. Can't find it. I stopped this nurse and I'm like, hey, I'm here to see my grandpa and he had moved rooms and I'm not sure where his new room is. Could you lead me to his new room? And she just sort of goes, Oh no, he never moved rooms.

Otherworld

Episode 120: The Final Visitor

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He's where he's always been. So I'm like, okay, cool. Start walking through the nursing home again. towards where I knew his room was, and his room was sort of at the end of a hallway, like the door, and on the right side of the hallway there was like four sort of waiting room chairs.

Otherworld

Episode 120: The Final Visitor

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So I turn the corner and see his door, it's shut, and there's these four waiting room chairs, and there's this sort of human-like figure sitting in one of the chairs,

Otherworld

Episode 120: The Final Visitor

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just like totally hunched over with its head in its hands like just like really sad and it's wearing these long sort of flowing black robes with this big black hood so i can't see a face and it's just like totally like head in its lap in its hands like sad and like you can it's a dream but you can sort of like feel things and dream sometimes

Otherworld

Episode 120: The Final Visitor

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And it was this super tangible, just foggy, sad, heavy feeling. The best way I can describe its posture and the feeling was that it was sort of ashamed. And it was really sad and just depressed and it wouldn't look at me. And it didn't want to do what it was about to do. And then there's this huge crash. And I wake up. I'm in my bed. I look at the clock. It's 12.33 a.m.

Otherworld

Episode 120: The Final Visitor

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And I just kind of quickly thought, like, oh, that was kind of like the Grim Reaper. That was sort of weird. He was in a nursing home, but we had no reason to think that he was dying. I didn't really think about him dying. It was sort of something that... I assumed would happen much further into the future. Go back to bed, forget about the dream in the morning.

Otherworld

Episode 120: The Final Visitor

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I had an English exam the next day, so I woke up, went to my high school, wrote the exam, came home early, and my mom's sort of waiting by the door when I get home, and she goes, the nursing home just called, and your grandpa died, and they're not sure what time it was. but it was sometime in the middle of the night. And I just sort of immediately remembered the dream.

Otherworld

Episode 120: The Final Visitor

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And I was like, oh my God, pretty sure it was 1233. And then she called my dad who was at work. She didn't say anything about the dream. And he doesn't really sleep. So he was like downstairs in the middle of the night watching TV. And he was like, I was watching TV last night and this bowl flew off the shelf at 1233 and just smashed on the floor.

Otherworld

Episode 120: The Final Visitor

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So that's the sound that had woken me up from this dream, which is just like another weirdness to it. And then we'd ask the nursing home in the end if he had ever moved rooms and he had actually never moved rooms unbeknownst to us. So the nurse in the dream was right.

The Dr. John Delony Show

Dad Slept With My Wife’s Mom (It Ruined Everything)

433.612

Correct, yeah. They're going to therapy, working on each other, trying to figure this thing out.

The Dr. John Delony Show

Dad Slept With My Wife’s Mom (It Ruined Everything)

730.976

Uh, definitely. Yeah. So with his mom and his siblings. Yeah.

The Dr. John Delony Show

Dad Slept With My Wife’s Mom (It Ruined Everything)

741.064

It's been a rollercoaster of emotions to say the least. It's definitely been chaotic and it's kind of, you're seeing this train wreck, but you can't really control any part of it. So you're just kind of sitting there and be like, well, okay, I guess that's happening now. That's a choice. Yeah.

The Dr. John Delony Show

Dad Slept With My Wife’s Mom (It Ruined Everything)

80.819

Yes, I'm here. How you doing?

The Dr. John Delony Show

Dad Slept With My Wife’s Mom (It Ruined Everything)

839.534

I think that relationship is really good. I think mainly because my mom was very repentant immediately afterward.

The Dr. John Delony Show

Dad Slept With My Wife’s Mom (It Ruined Everything)

846.276

I think that's kind of going back to where James' dad is more so doesn't see where he went wrong. He doesn't see what, where the sin was. And his only regret is that he could have done it better. What? Correct. So that's the hard part where we deal with resentment because it's how can we move on from something that you don't see is wrong in the first place.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1005.264

Yeah, we've talked about it, but we also, I mean, sometimes there's, you know, like periods of time where maybe he's a little more sexual just depending on the moment.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1017.799

Yes. Yes. I don't know if I could have said sorry more. I did apologize. I was like, I know that was very wrong. I don't ever plan on doing that again. And I am very sorry. That was an invasion of privacy. When we spoke on the phone, I apologized a few times about it.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1041.589

Yes, I did. I did. I think I said, like, I did not mean to, you know, make you feel judged at all. I was just, you know, it was on my brain and I felt like I needed to talk to you about it or it wasn't going to go away.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1057.481

He was just fine about it. I don't I feel like our conversation escalated into a much larger issue than the porn. Like it got derailed into something different where he got, you know, very defensive, I would say, just because I think he was feeling embarrassed and maybe like I was judging him.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1080.592

I think that over the course of our relationship, that is something that I've noticed a few times when we have an issue. This was probably just the biggest time that that happened.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

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Yeah, it would show in other areas, I'm sure.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1143.109

Okay. See, that's the tough thing is I just, being a woman, I'm like, I have no idea how often these men are watching porn. So it makes me feel better hearing that that's probably common.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1160.296

Yeah, and he's not just on the computer for hours at a time.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1267.105

Not, I mean, we're kind of new, so not to like a crazy extent.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

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We've been dating for like six months, so not super new, but still learning about each other's, you know, sexual appetite.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1377.05

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think we are.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1394.378

Okay. And I think we are, you know, very open and comfortable with each other and with, you know, sexual conversation. So I don't think it'll be too difficult to do that.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1469.927

I appreciate your opinion. Yes, it was helpful because I mean, yeah, you just never know. So it's good to hear from a male perspective, especially because, you know, us women aren't sure.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1488.174

I'm not a snooper. I don't ever want to snoop again.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1499.605

It'll present itself. Yeah.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1503.468

All right. Well, yeah, that was helpful and I appreciate your advice.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

151.002

Hi, my name is Lily and I'm 24 years old.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

1524.34

Yeah. You too. Bye. Bye.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

155.343

I am just wondering how to handle my boyfriend's possible porn addiction.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

169.429

Yes. So possible just because I don't know what a porn addiction looks like. I don't know. I'm not, you know, a therapist. It's not a confirmed porn addiction.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

190.888

To my knowledge, I snooped a little on his computer. It was an accidental happen-upon situation, and then I snooped a little bit deeper into his history. I think I looked at maybe the previous 10 days of his history, and I think... out of the 10, nine days he watched porn. And it was kind of the amount that was concerning. So I would say there was like 20 to 50 links or videos on each day.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

226.474

Yeah, that's all I know. I did. We have spoken about it. So there's a little more story than I wrote in.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

237.866

Yeah, yeah, I did. And I will say confront loosely. I don't think I did a very good job at like bringing it up. I think I could have done better.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

247.873

I brought it up in kind of like a lighthearted context. So I think it was a couple days after I stumbled across this. I just was kind of joking around with him and I told him that he needs to start clearing his laptop history. Okay. And so he obviously knew what I meant by that. And we kind of just like joked about it and that I wasn't going to plan on bringing it up further.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

271.239

But I kind of sat with it and I was like, no, that's concerning. I will bring this up further. And so I actually texted him and I have the text if you want.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

281.507

Yeah. So I just asked him, I just said, can I ask a follow up question about our porn conversation that is just on my brain now? And he said, sure. And I just said, you mentioned the other day that you used to have a porn problem. I'm just wondering if that's still a thing.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

298.54

Cause he had mentioned to me that when he was like a teenager, he had like a porn addiction, at least his mom classified it as a porn addiction. So I'm, I didn't dive too deep into that. I'm assuming that he was watching it like every day and had a problem.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

324.639

Yeah, yeah, like even just one time.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

455.641

Well, yeah, it kind of escalated to a different level that I wasn't expecting because I think he was very upset that I... um, like went through his history. So I think that it kind of escalated in a way that I just kind of made me look at him different, which is kind of what I want to end your opinion on. He ended up saying, um, I do watch porn. I don't think I'm problematic.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

480.741

I just don't clear my history. And I was like, you know what? Fair enough. I do too here and there. The frequency was slightly alarming, but I don't know what's normal. So, you know, that's that. And he said, I guess I don't either. And that was the end of the conversation.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

493.692

And then he ended up messaging me later and just saying, like, did you go through the search bar or did you go through my history? And I said, like, yes, I'm sorry. I do feel weird about that. Like, you know, invasion of privacy, whatever. And then he said he feels very uncomfortable and that he was super upset and he needed a while to take a step back from it before speaking with me.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

519.407

Probably almost a month ago.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

522.699

So he took a little time. I mean, he messaged me like that night and he sent me like a long paragraph just saying how this is where it escalates, how he has felt disrespected and disregarded by many things I've done in our relationship. And this is just one of them. And that's kind of where it turned into like something bigger. Okay.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

544.818

Yeah, well, I ended up, we texted a little bit. I said, if there's things you notice about me that are bothering you, I have no way of knowing unless you talk to me about it. And we ended up speaking on the phone. And he just had really nothing to say. I feel like he just kind of wanted to make me feel bad for snooping. And he was embarrassed. So he wanted to put it back on me. Maybe, yeah.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

570.479

And I feel like he does that in a lot of our arguments.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

599.38

To my knowledge, he used the words, I used to have a porn addiction, verbatim. I don't know what he meant by that. I didn't ask, you know, a lot of questions. He was like a teenager. I feel like a lot of teenage boys probably watch a lot of porn. And so I was like, that seems, you know, kind of normal. But addiction is, you know, obviously a little bit further.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

623.658

It's good. I do feel like I have been the more sexual one in our relationship, which is also another point of the conversation is I didn't realize my boyfriend was that sexual because he just isn't as sexual with me.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

643.849

Yeah. Well, and that's why I was, like, concerned about the porn is because I'm like, I didn't know that you were feeling sexy every day. Like, this is news to me. Well...

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

868.8

Well, and that was my concern, too, is because I don't care if my partner watches porn. I do. I don't care if my partner masturbates. I do. Those are not concerns of mine. It was more so like just what I saw would make it seem like he was sitting there for like two hours a day watching porn.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

891.818

No, I didn't click on anything. There was no time stamps and I didn't want to like investigate further. I was just so many links every day, which maybe he's like bopping around.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

942.7

Yeah. Which is fine. I feel like that's not even a bad thing. You know, it could be considered healthy. So that doesn't bother me.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

954.146

Probably like three times a week, I would say on like average. Okay. Which is pretty good. I mean, we don't live together, so I feel like it's... It's pretty good. Normal.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

973.017

Um, we're doing well. I mean, this was like a month ago and I don't know, we're just doing well. I feel like we're like growing together and we're happy together and our sex life is good. Even though I am the more sexual person, it doesn't, you know, make it too difficult.

The Viall Files

E901 Ask Nick - My Boyfriend's Search History

991.658

I just think that I would like to have sex every time I see him. If I could, that would be like my preferred. He is more like, I just want to chill sometimes, which is fine.