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I'm just, there's no good outcome. He's never coming back. He'll never be there again. And that's just the worst part about it all. And knowing that my mother could potentially spend the rest of her life in prison is terrifying. Ms.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Sports Event

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Wonder Garden. My family and I own an indoor playground.

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Armchair Anonymous: Sports Event

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I'm in South Florida. Oh, nice. South Florida.

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Armchair Anonymous: Sports Event

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It did. I just saw that in North Florida, they have eight inches of snow already. Yeah, that's wild. It snows in Georgia.

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Armchair Anonymous: Sports Event

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So this takes place in about 2005. I went to college down in Miami.

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I did.

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To be honest, I'm not a huge sporting person, which makes this even funnier. I started dating a bartender at one of the dive bars that we used to frequent all the time. The most fun part about dating him was his roommate worked for the Miami Heat, and his roommate was actually the guy who was in charge of the Jumbotron.

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Armchair Anonymous: Sports Event

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super cool. And we got to go to the games all the time. And I wasn't so much into it for the sporting of it, but really for the social aspect. So it was coming up on Valentine's day, which is also my birthday. His roommate came home one day, we were at their apartment and he was like, listen, I have this really cool idea. I wanted to see if you guys would be game for it.

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We're going to have you guys come to a game. And we're going to do like the kissing cam, you know, when the Jumbotron pans around and lands on different couples and they kiss. And he's like, but when we land on you guys, Matt's going to propose. And you have to say no, but you have to do it like super dramatically. Slap him in the face. Slap?

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Armchair Anonymous: Sports Event

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Yeah, he was like, really roll your eyes, slap him in the face and it'll be hilarious and people will love it and everybody will laugh.

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He doesn't understand love. Yeah, tell me about it.

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You're foreshadowing this story. So I was young and stupid and I was like, sure, I'm game. That sounds so fun.

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That's what I was thinking. You might be on the news after this. We even like went a few days early to lock the whole thing and meet with their AV team. They're like, okay, this is where you're going to be seated. And this is the camera angle. So you guys have to play to the camera. Just kind of a peek behind the curtain. They plan this shit?

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Well, they certainly planned this.

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Wow. Okay. That morning, I'm getting all dolled up because I'm going to be on TV. And I'm so excited. The game starts.

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at one point the roommate like came over and kind of gave us a nod like okay it's gonna happen soon so be on the ready oh are you nervous strangely i don't think i was because i was young and stupid and i really saw this as your big break i would have been in the exact same state of mind i couldn't wait for this to happen this is my nightmare

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Armchair Anonymous: Sports Event

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It comes up on the screen and they start kind of panning around to all these different couples and they laugh and they kiss and everybody's cheering. And then it comes to us. And just as we rehearsed, he stood up and he got down on one knee and he even had like a fake ring box. And he like presents this ring to me and I... tapped into my high school drama club training and I really went for it.

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Armchair Anonymous: Sports Event

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I made a choice that I was going to go for like disgust, you know? So I'm looking at him and I'm like, no. And I'm rolling my eyes and what I wasn't prepared for was like, everyone in there to completely turn on me. They didn't just start booing. The place erupted in the loudest sea of boos. I don't know how many people fit in one of these arenas, but thousands upon thousands.

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Armchair Anonymous: Sports Event

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directed their hate at me screaming boo boo oh fuck not one percent of you had forecasted that this might happen so you're completely ill-prepared i thought i was going to be you were the hero yeah and i was the villain then were you like they made me do it i'll marry him I thought it was over. But no, throughout the rest of the game, they kept panning back to us. Oh, no.

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Armchair Anonymous: Sports Event

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At least three or four other times. And every time, all over again, it was like a running joke the whole place. They hated me. Ivan went to the bathroom at one point, and this group of old ladies, they were so mean to me. Oh, no. And they were like, what's wrong with you? Why won't you marry him? He's too good for you anyway.

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It was so awful. And thankfully, this was 2005, so there weren't cell phone videos like there are now. So I never had to think about it again. I never had to see it again. I was begging them to leave. He was like, no, we can't leave. We have to stay. And then after the game, we meet up with the whole group and they're laughing and applauding us. And wasn't that great? Wasn't that the best?

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And I was like, did you guys just experience the same thing I experienced? Because he became the golden boy. Everyone in the place loved him. The sweetheart who had his heart on his sleeve and got turned down by this bitch. It's very Munchausen-y.

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I didn't hear about it. If it was.

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If they knew that I was going to be the butt of this joke the whole time, nobody clued me in to it. I was just completely taken aback. What do you mean everyone hates me? I'm supposed to be the star here. And at one point, I even tried to say, like, it's a joke. It's a joke. And they were like, no, no, no. You can't do that.

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Thankfully, I was 19. So probably by that night, I was fine.

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Yeah, I was fine. But I did break up with that guy afterwards. And then we lost our connection to go to the game. Whatever. Fuck him. He was a bad guy.

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I don't think so either. I was like public enemy number one in Miami. Who knew?

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They were the worst ones. They were so evil. I couldn't believe it.

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Yeah, that's really something.

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Thank you so much. I've been like a day one arm cherry and my sister Eden and my best friend Esther and I always kind of recap each of the episodes afterwards.

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Two E's.

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Three E's.

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My Pasadena Home Is Surrounded By CA’s Eaton Wildfires w/ OC Fire Chief Brian Fennessy & John Phillips – Ask Dr. Drew - Ep 442

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I already figured it out, Drew. So we park our car at the bottom of the hill, and then we run through the neighbor's house to the golf course.

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But then, you know, our car will be in a cul-de-sac. So that's pretty good, right?

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Our street is one way in and one way out. So we... We have to have a plan if that ever catches on.

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So I have a question about jumping in a pool. Yeah, everybody does. I have a question. Okay, no, I know. I think I heard that you shouldn't, but it just seems like such a...

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Yeah, so a little backstory on TWC, the guy who runs it used to, well, his family runs the... large airplane helicopters that drop the water all over Southern California. They're based in Orange County.

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And I was, I was talking to him this morning, you know, about something else. And he just said, I just said, Oh, he goes, tell me where you live. We'll come drop water on your house. I was like, no, I don't need it. He goes, do you want to talk to this chief? You know, and, And I said, great, let's do it. So he set it up, and thank you.

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I've got those ready to go if we ever have to pack up and run. So, yeah, it's good to have.

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Oh, yeah. I smelled it last night. And Paulina and Tracy said, oh, we just made a fire. I go, no, I smell smoke.

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I'm surprised you can't get like, I was so tired. Fire alarms. Smoke fire alarms or something on the outside of your house to tell you if there's a fire. That's a good question. Or a heat detector, whatever.

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We should probably clear all the brush on our hillside and make a straight beeline for the... Because we have a golf course about, what, 100 yards straight down the back of our house. So we just have to have a chute that can slide down into it.

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I think our area is the only area that hasn't burned in Pasadena. So 20 years we've been here.

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No, I'm glad he said golf course. Cause I feel like having big open grassy areas around you is a good, a good place to own a piece of property because you don't have to worry, you know, there's going to be a, it's going to stop. We don't have that much brush below us.

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You know, it's interesting because every year the fire department comes around and goes, okay, we have to look at your brush around your house. We have like a big hillside next to us. It's empty and it's full of brush. And I don't know how to get them to trim that back. I think the insurance company also comes and looks at everything to make sure there's certain rules.

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And they've also stopped insuring these areas because there's nothing you can do. We just heard about that. If they're in that...

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fire zone and i just never would i mean we're really lucky to have fire insurance but we pay really a lot of money so um but also i have to keep the trees trimmed and it has to be you know it's just super it's a lot of work and expensive no and but um also you know i was thinking about changing insurance companies and our insurance person said no don't do it because it's impossible to get fire insurance now wow what are you circling there kayla would you circle

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Are we signing on, Caleb? We're going to get Sir Coulson. Oh, my gosh. My brother just texted me.

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It was a family-owned lumber business in Canada, which Foster worked with. That's right.

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Pfizer Told Scientist To “Deliberately Slow Down” mRNA Testing To Help 2020 Biden Election, Alleges US House Panel w/ Dr. Sabine Hazan & Ian Miller – Ask Dr. Drew – Ep 483

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But they are calling him P. Diddy. P-E-E. Diddy. After... Hold up your drink. The recent urination. Now we're going to pee?

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You can find me at Instagram and Substack. Emily knows everything. With an I-E. Emily. With an I-E. I'm reporting every day I'm going to the courthouse in lower Manhattan for the Sean Combs versus the United States of America. And I just, I'm out of breath because I was running to get here on time because there is so much chaos happening outside the courthouse.

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Because it's like a mental health asylum. And you know, that's where I thrive. Yeah. If you see all the clips I just posted.

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Not me. But I'm part of everyone's like, why do you keep posting the same? I'm like, have you ever thought maybe I'm one of them? I'm asking. Today was the fourth or the third. Third or fourth day of Cassie Ventura's testimony.

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I mean, it's only week one, day five. It's supposed to be an eight week trial. so far people are very split online and in the courtroom every minute people's ideas change like one minute they're like wow Diddy's cooked the next minute they're saying Cassie's cooked why did Cassie get cooked she's not on trial Well, people are forgetting this. She's on the prosecution side.

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Yeah, they're forgetting that this isn't a trial, Cassie versus Diddy. Right, right. There's like a ton of witnesses.

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Well, she's a victim. Yeah, I think she's victim one. And then they have a Jane Doe. But then a lot of the witnesses have been disappearing. So we don't really know who, we don't know how this is going to go on for eight weeks.

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Yeah, basically that's what I've taken away from this so far is I feel like I'm just desensitized to hearing about Hollywood sex orgies. It's just like a court full of people, including Diddy's children, who are in the, like all of the kids.

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The twins are 18. The boys are in their 20s. They're all just sitting there with his mom, just in a row, unfazed, while we're hearing about Diddy allegedly urinating in Cassie Ventura's mouth with a male escort. And they're both double dipping. And then she's choking on the pee. And everyone's just sitting there unfazed. Like, it's like just another Tuesday.

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Yeah, I know. I do. A lot of the public's. Yeah, I think it's weird because we're just sitting there listening to these stories. Apparently the freak offs that went on between Cassie Ventura and Sean Combs. Apparently they would sometimes go on for four days at a time.

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So they were hiring male escorts to come in and she would have to wear like huge platform heels and she would have to keep having sex with these escorts. And she said every five minutes he would require her to lather herself and the escort in baby oil because he liked them to glisten and to keep shining. So the baby oil, up until this court case, they said that it was laced with drugs.

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They thought that's how he got victims high. Cassie Ventura took the stand and said there was no drugs. It was literally just baby oil from the drugstore.

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They talked about the detox. Do you remember that? Cassie talked about it today. She said that they both flew to Mexico separately to do some type of detox, but then they both shortly relapsed after.

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I believe so. And she's remarried. She's pregnant. Eight and a half months pregnant. We think she's going to be having a baby on the stand.

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I think that's what the defense is trying to prove because they're trying to say that she was a willing participant in the freak-off. So they're trying to show text messages that would have her say like, oh, I can't wait till you put your legs behind. I can't wait.

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And the music industry, it's already hard enough to break through that industry. So dating the head of Bad Boy Records back in the early 2000s is not fair.

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That's what a lot of men, especially, are arguing online, where women are arguing the opposite. I really do feel like it's become a male and female issue online.

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And we're not phased. And then I go and report these things. And I go viral. And then I'm like, oh, the more crazy the things. And then there's this creator economy at the courthouse now where it's not just press that's getting in. We have TikTokers, YouTubers. Everyone's fighting for a spot. And they're trying to make this story more salacious when it's already salacious on its own.

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That's what everyone's been saying, and there has been whispers in the courtroom that there were some victims that got cold feet and dropped out before the trial, which is making this seem like they don't have a lot. I know that Diddy's legal team is celebrating in the courtroom.

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Yeah, I'm done naming him. He probably wants to be called Love. That was his latest name before he was arrested. Love. So there's guys outside the courthouse being like, I liked Puff Daddy. That was my Aaron.

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There was a guy that was arrested, a free ditty, but he was a free love protester outside yesterday. But yeah, I think that the legal team on Diddy's side, they're already acting like they're going to win. They said they, I mean, they're schmoozing with everybody. I mean, they've got a strong team. Gary Gose, Donaldson, Ryan Steele.

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They have like a powerhouse and then these prosecutors are so green. So the prosecution, they're like little, it's like, imagine seven of me's up on the stand. It's like little, it's all white women. That's why Mark Garagos called them a six pack of white women because they're all nervous. Like, hi, my name is Meredith. And then they're up against these like amazing people. criminal offense.

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Well, they say that the witnesses they're about to call up, they're trying to set the stage right now for the RICO. And the witnesses they're about to call to the stand, they're going to start showing like how he was using employees to conspire and to carry out his crimes.

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Right now, I think they purposely put Cassie on the stand first. People thought she was going to be the strongest testimony. It might be the opposite. And then when I left the courthouse today, when we left, this guy came up to me and he goes, because I left about 20 minutes early to get here, and he goes, things just got really serious. Things are about to get really dark.

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They just called a new witness to the stand, and apparently she just spilled out some crazy new evidence that I didn't get because I had to get here.

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I'm honestly more mentally ill from the comment section of people being like, okay, I posted a video the other day where I said, it's so weird that I'm just sitting in court and I'm listening to this male escort being like, oh yeah, Cassie said I have the biggest dick she's ever seen. Oh really? Yeah, she'd love my dick. And then someone goes, you sound really biased. Yeah. And I thought, to what?

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Small dicks? Because I'm not picking a side. And they were, two people were trying, one was trying to say I was biased to Cassie and one to Diddy. It's like, I can't say anything without people attacking.

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They want bigger people to be named. And so far we're not seeing Ashton Kutcher. We're not seeing Leonardo DiCaprio. We're not seeing Kim Kardashian. Right now all we're seeing is random male escorts hired on back page.

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Today, someone in the lunchroom told me she thinks the shakes were paying Diddy so that because they don't get to have sex in their country. So they were paying him for the tape. So that's just a conspiracy.

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I don't know. This is how crazy the cafeteria got when we were eating chicken fingers. There was conspiracies lingering. I think also like the content creators, it's really dog eat dog. Like no, everyone's like trying to like outdo each other with the content. It's like, this is apparently like a sex trafficking, allegedly a sex trafficking trial. So why has this become a media circus?

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I think it's because we've never seen someone as big as Diddy on a trial. Like, I don't think anyone really cared that much.

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Well, the funny thing is, is Lisa Bloom is in the overflow room every day. And if you guys aren't aware, Lisa Bloom is representing Lauren Piscoda, who was the first woman to be filing a sexual assault lawsuit against Kanye. So her and her mother, Gloria Allred, are in the overflow room every day taking notes. No one knows why, but they're there.

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It's this company that, I guess Diddy pissed this company off. And a lot of people believe this theory that they want, I don't know, Caleb, are you aware?

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Before the trial, Kanye called Diddy And they spoke on the phone. And then after that, he started going after Cassie on X and was saying that Cassie's extorting Diddy for money and that Cassie was the one that was running the orgies and the sex parties. And now that she took the stand, she admitted that. She said, yeah, I was the one that booked.

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the orgies under the name, I think it was Jackie Star. She would use that name and she was the one booking the male escort. So whatever Diddy told Kanye isn't exactly what they're saying at the trial.

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Why do you think it's drug addiction? I mean, they're saying it is, but a lot of people in the courtroom are saying, I didn't think Diddy was a drug user.

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The male escort said that she's the one that directed him and said, hey, hey, not so much at once. You need to let it out a little at a time. Let it trickle out. Yeah, because I guess the escort was like, psst.

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I mean, right in front of his mother. It's not, I've heard of many celebrities with urination kinks. And now I'm wondering, are they going to try to get ahead of the narrative and be like, okay, me too, before some girl comes out and outs them? Because I know of two right now.

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We're all desensitized. I am not. Is it our business to be knowing about everybody's sex life? I don't want to know about your guys'.

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Well, porn has made everybody desensitized, but this trial, I think, is waking people up. I think a lot of people that live maybe in the middle of nowhere, they're like, this is crazy. But I think in Hollywood, people are used to this kind of behavior.

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Because when I was sitting there, I was unfazed. And then when I left, people are like, are you okay? And I said, I've heard of defecation, King. Susan and I have talked about that on her show. Like, feces is worse than urination.

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We talked to, what was her name? Barbara Adler exposed it. From the Abercrombie. At the Epstein parties that the girls that were trying to be Victoria's Secret models would stand on a glass tabletop and quite literally shit while a photographer was underneath collecting blackmail and taking photos.

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It's also like why, if this trial ends up being nothing... I'm wondering, like, do you know anything about, like, how does the government sue somebody? Like, do they just get all these people together?

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Yeah, she's there every day with Gloria. I mean, they're saying they're not going to make any assumptions on the case.

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Yeah, Mark Garagos, I mean, he seems like he's, I saw him the first day of court, but I haven't seen him there any other day. He was in trouble.

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Yeah, I think so. When I was watching it, I was starting to pick videos that were so weird that I ended up reversing it. And then I was watching porn where not only did they all have clothes on, but they even had N95 masks on. So that's a category now. It's like the opposite of nudity. That's a new category.

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It was very, well, they were in China. So like they were wearing N95s before pandemic, but that's a whole other- They were wearing surgical masks for colds and things. I don't know. I just think this trial is weird that there's just all these people just sitting there judging this relationship that happened years ago.

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A while ago. And now, and her husband is- is there who is Diddy's trainer. So she was cheating on Diddy with this guy. And now today, no, he was cheating too. No, he was cheating. But today the defense was trying to paint her out as a cheater. And they said that they're like, do you remember the night that you were having intercourts with Sean Combs and your now husband FaceTimed you?

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Did you answer that call? And she was like, no, I don't think so. And then they were like, did you tell him that you were having intercourse with Sean Combs? And she was like, yeah, I think eventually. It's just a humiliating trial. They're both reliving this toxic relationship. Drug addiction.

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They're pulling up emails on BlackBerry phones and texts from BlackBerrys showing old emails where they're like, I love you so much. I love you. I love you so much. They're just showing how in love this couple was. Which couple?

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No, Diddy and Cassie, they're like showing how in love they were. And then they're like, today she asked, do you still love him? And she was like, I have love for what we had.

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I mean, you can tell she still has like... Who else? Who else? I think Cassie does. Even though the sex was freaky, the way it feels to me is like they had a toxic relationship. And like the only time she said she felt close to him is when they were having sex. Because when you're dating someone that's unavailable... And they're hooking up with girls and they're that powerful.

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The only time you do feel bonded is when you're having sex because once they come, they forget about you. So that's what the feeling I'm getting. And they kept saying that Cassie, they keep showing like screenshots of Cassie begging for his attention, but how he was always on tour.

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And like they were, like Aragos said in the opening statement that both of the victims were desperate for his attention. They're trying to paint both. And so far Cassie's admitted that. She's like, yeah, I wanted more time with him.

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And then everyone in the courtroom or the overflow room is just discussing their sex life. And they're all kind of, every single woman in there is relating to Cassie. They're remembering the toxic relationship they had in their 20s. Talk about yours. My mom told me I'm not allowed to. I posted about it yesterday and she goes, stop comparing yourself to Cassie.

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There is so many girls today talking about that. They're like, you know, they're like, Cassie's a Virgo. They love chaos. You can tell, like, she's now dating a Pisces. Like, they were, like, looking at our astrology signs.

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Drew's a Virgo, too. But he's a September 4th. That's the same birthday as Jay-Z. You can't trust Drew. And that, speaking of Jay-Z, he has not been mentioned. Everyone has been thinking he's going to get mentioned. I don't think Jay-Z is getting mentioned. Same with Justin Bieber.

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on season five the whole show is about a sociopath serial killer that makes women fall in love with him and he just kills everybody and the sex is just so crazy and they just love that he's a sociopath like most of the shows on tv right now just show about emotionally unavailable men and then these like toxic relationships they're glamorized in media and i don't think it's because of the media i think it's a human experience

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Someone told me that as we've just kind of moved on in time, they've just started creating these disorders just for humans.

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There's rumors online. There's something online about, did he say something about being in Harlem when he was 12 and being exposed to like pornographic material? Yeah.

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Which is interesting because Kanye just came out and said that he was giving oral sex to his cousin that was six years old after he found pornographic magazines in his mother's closet.

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Then it's like, okay, my uncle and aunt had every single issue of Playboy in their basement. And me and my brother saw it and we didn't go act out. We were just like, oh.

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There was like Hustler too. Wasn't that a bad one? I think so. Wasn't that a little more R-rated? Yeah, but it's not intercourse. Like you're not seeing. Right, but I think that Kanye was talking about Hustler or something. I don't know. I just think it depends on the person. I think maybe the mental illness was the, I don't know. He might have set it for attention.

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Thank you so much for jetting over here. Yeah, I appreciate you coming here. There was people, I have to show you guys after. I saw tits outside the courtroom too.

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Because an influencer showed up and was fighting with this other influencer and flashed the entire crowd and it was normalized. And she started shaking them. You guys can see it on my live.

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Can you post that on Instagram? I actually airdropped her the video, and she said her editor's going to censor out her emails.

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Every time I leave here, I do feel good. That's why I agreed to it. I was like, I always leave Drew and Susan's feeling normal. Oh, good.

Class with Mason

The Human Seasons by Keats: Summary & Analysis

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That's true. Keats talks about how summer is about luxurious contemplation. He uses the phrase pondering honied cud, which is such an interesting metaphor. It makes me think of someone reminiscing about the sweetness of past experiences. It's a more introspective time, where we think about life on a deeper level.

Class with Mason

The Human Seasons by Keats: Summary & Analysis

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right it's like in autumn there's a sense of being okay with life's transience we've reached a point where we can sit back and reflect knowing that not everything lasts but that's okay i think the line about quiet coves in this section really conveys that feeling of calm observation yeah and it's a big shift from the earlier seasons by autumn we're not so focused on beauty or dreams instead we're more focused on being content and that brings us to the final season winter

Class with Mason

The Human Seasons by Keats: Summary & Analysis

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It's a sobering thought, but Keats presents it in a way that feels natural like an inevitable conclusion to the cycle. The idea that winter is the end, the season where everything slows down reminds us that life is temporary, but he doesn't present it with fear, does he?

Class with Mason

The Human Seasons by Keats: Summary & Analysis

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That's what makes it even more impressive. Despite his youth, he had such a profound grasp of life's fleeting nature. Now, let's talk about some of the themes. One of the biggest themes here is obviously seasons and time, which Keats uses as a metaphor for the different stages of human life. Time passes and with it we experience these different phases each with its own challenges and rewards.

Class with Mason

The Human Seasons by Keats: Summary & Analysis

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exactly and another key theme is youth and imagination spring symbolizes youth when the mind is bursting with ideas and creativity keats emphasizes how in our younger years we're eager to explore the world and its beauty everything seems possible then as we mentioned earlier contemplation and dreams are central to summer it's a time for the mind to indulge in its own thoughts almost like reaching for something higher maybe even a spiritual connection keats uses the warmth of summer to symbolize the comfort and richness of our dreams

Class with Mason

The Human Seasons by Keats: Summary & Analysis

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And then we hit mortality and human nature in winter. Keats uses winter to remind us of our mortality, that we're not eternal and life inevitably reaches its conclusion. But like we said earlier, it's not a tragic ending. It's more like an acknowledgement that this is how the cycle of life works.

Class with Mason

The Human Seasons by Keats: Summary & Analysis

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I agree, each season also has its own distinct mood. Spring is full of energy and optimism, summer feels more thoughtful and dreamy, autumn is calm and introspective. And winter is a little melancholic but also accepting. Keats really captures the full range of human experience in just a few lines.

Class with Mason

The Human Seasons by Keats: Summary & Analysis

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Exactly. And even though Keats didn't live to old age, he seemed to have a real understanding of life's journey. That's what makes the human season so poignant. It feels like a personal reflection on life cycles from youthful energy to the quiet acceptance of our final days.

Class with Mason

The Human Seasons by Keats: Summary & Analysis

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Right. The poem opens with a pretty straightforward idea. The year is divided into four seasons, but then Keats makes a deeper comparison by saying that just like the seasons, the human mind goes through its own cycle. Each season represents a different phase of life.

Class with Mason

The Human Seasons by Keats: Summary & Analysis

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Thanks for joining us on this exploration of the human seasons. If you enjoyed today's episode, make sure to subscribe to classwithmason.com so you don't miss our next deep dive into another classic work of literature.

Class with Mason

The Human Seasons by Keats: Summary & Analysis

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And I'm Emily, here to explore another great piece of literature with you all. Today we're diving into one of John Keats' shorter yet profound poems, The Human Seasons. This is episode three of our first season, and we're excited to talk about this one.

Class with Mason

The Human Seasons by Keats: Summary & Analysis

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Oh, definitely. Spring is all about vibrancy and optimism. He's capturing that feeling when we're young, and everything seems within reach. The mind is eager, ready to embrace all the beauty and opportunities around us. It's like the innocence and excitement of being young.

CreepCast

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So, do you want to go to the woods one last time?

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Yeah, you know, if you want to, that's cool. Cool, let's go.

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The amount of times he's laughed at himself for being a fucking weirdo is actually making my skin crawl. He keeps me like, Hey, geez. What am I? What am I thinking? And me like, how many times has he done that in the last two days? A lot.

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I'm such a freak.

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You do like Heath Ledger. Thank you. You want to know how I'm going to unlock this door to let you in?

Duck Call Room

Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son

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South Georgia. South Georgia. Anyway, I love the podcast. I do have a few comments about the podcast. Okay. One of them being is, y'all say pecans wrong. Y'all say pecans.

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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son

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Pecans. All right. Down here in South Georgia, we say pecans.

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All right. And number two, I have a question for Uncle Si.

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On the episode of Duck Dynasty of Duck Season Eve, why did you leave Martin and Jay stranded without any food? Anyway, I love podcasts. And God bless y'all.

Global News Podcast

Von der Leyen: 'Europe is at a watershed'

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I mean, the mantra here, compared to growing up in the UK, here is very much like it's nature, baby. Or like they're embracing it in that they're already putting sandbags outside their homes and then we'll hit the surf in 30 minutes. Like we've never seen waves like this. Like this is insane. We've just got a message through saying Ocean Shores.

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People are being told to evacuate their homes and Oceanshore is just a little bit north from us. We're out on these like, water pushing through these winds and the sea is like, it looked like it was snow on the beach because there was so much foam.

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Von der Leyen: 'Europe is at a watershed'

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They're already putting sandbags outside their homes. We're out on these like water pushing through these winds and the sea is like, it looked like it was snow on the beach because there was so much foam.

Lucky Boy | Tortoise Investigates

The school | Lucky Boy Ep3

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He was a very cute looking child and he knew it. And therefore, as a result, he was quite spoiled and used to getting his own way, but he could be a little monster as well.

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I think what it's done is fossilized him emotionally. And not to have been able to move past it with therapy or whatever it is, that's a terrible damage to have happened to somebody.

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The school | Lucky Boy Ep3

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I didn't have a relationship with my mother at all, which is why I knew when she called me out of the blue, it was like, okay, something must be up.

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Absolutely. When I heard it, it was just like, wow, what kind of school is it and why is it not being stopped?

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Es war wirklich wie in Extremis.

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I mean, you know, this woman was only a couple of years older than me. And the thought that somebody who was a couple of years older than me was kind of fancying my baby brother and sleeping with my baby brother was quite repellent to me.

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She asked to speak to my brother. And I went, oh, okay, well, you're speaking to his sister. And I know who you are. And I basically told her where to go. And I think I said something about, leave my little brother alone. And that was it.

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Ich versuche immer noch, mir vorzustellen, wer Frau Bowen ist. Auf einem Niveau scheint sie zu wissen, dass Sex mit einem Kind illegal und falsch ist, oder zumindest sozial nicht akzeptabel, weil Gareth sagt, dass sie ihn immer bemerkt, dass er vorsichtig ist und niemandem sagt, was er sagt.

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And I'll tell. I'll tell everyone. I'll tell everyone to go to SundayCool.com to stop ordering today. And who's going to believe you? I can't keep living like this, Richard. I need something more. I need to leave.

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Diego, I thought you were... Richard, no!

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What other choice did I have, Richard? You're lying to me. Hats, stickers, wristbands, all types of promotional items. From where? Sunday cool, whatever that means. I mean, what am I supposed to think? You're lying to me, Richard. Why? Why? I did it for me, okay? I did it for me. What?

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Your life, Richard? What about my life? I should have been a dancer. I could have seen the world. But yet, I'm stuck in an infinite cycle of heartache.

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What on earth is that? This is a bear, infected with tapeworms. Tapeworms are parasitic worms that live inside the host's intestines, feeding off of their nutrients. Bears particularly, because they often get infected by eating raw meat or fish that carry tapeworm larvae. Once inside, they'll be growing to adult tapeworms. Over 60% of brown bears have tapeworm eggs in their feces.

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These parasites can infect most mammals, including humans.

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123 - Area 51 Secrets, Elvis' FBI Conspiracy, & Wild 2025 Predictions

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Is that really what my voice sounds like? Because it's like a child.

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123 - Area 51 Secrets, Elvis' FBI Conspiracy, & Wild 2025 Predictions

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Very cool, very nice. Very cool, very nice. What's that guy doing? Hello, Chicken Nugget.

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123 - Area 51 Secrets, Elvis' FBI Conspiracy, & Wild 2025 Predictions

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Oh, I didn't text Nicole on her birthday.

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What's that guy doing these days?

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And where was that bomb dropped again? Where was it?

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I'm confused. What is Israel's involvement in what's happening in Syria? Has the Palestinian thing... They're trying to reclaim more territory.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

123 - Area 51 Secrets, Elvis' FBI Conspiracy, & Wild 2025 Predictions

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They're trying to reclaim. I'm going in first. Territory. Yet they're calling what's happening in Palestine a retaliation. We'll just not get into it. Okay.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

123 - Area 51 Secrets, Elvis' FBI Conspiracy, & Wild 2025 Predictions

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This is my new favorite outfit.

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This shirt was given to me by Sendero.

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It says Ghost of the Desert. You know something that's really cool is that the fact that they sent us all that stuff is I loved that brand anyway.

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123 - Area 51 Secrets, Elvis' FBI Conspiracy, & Wild 2025 Predictions

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Let me just clear it up for you, okay? I have the answer. Okay, perfect. Listen closely.

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123 - Area 51 Secrets, Elvis' FBI Conspiracy, & Wild 2025 Predictions

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So it's like, well, but also like, what did he just say?

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123 - Area 51 Secrets, Elvis' FBI Conspiracy, & Wild 2025 Predictions

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Somebody commented. They're like, if you play it backwards, it sounds the same.

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123 - Area 51 Secrets, Elvis' FBI Conspiracy, & Wild 2025 Predictions

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What are you talking about? Do you remember like in science class, they would say there are three types of things. It's like solid, liquid, gas. And they would say and plasma was different.

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123 - Area 51 Secrets, Elvis' FBI Conspiracy, & Wild 2025 Predictions

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Yeah. Why is it different? What is it even?

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Yeah, well you can't get custom apparel through them so they're not like a competitor.

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They sent me two dresses and a jumpsuit, two t-shirts, and I love them so much. It's like so Western core. If I had received this gift while I was reading These Is My Words, it would have become my identity.

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They're just like, what does this, their identity now?

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And that's called cognitive dissonance.

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The only thing I don't get about one of the things I don't get. Okay.

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What's going on with the moon? Why can you see it sometimes during the day? Why is it in different spots?

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I would have turned into that.

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But we can always see the moon at night.

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Here's what I know. I'm not alone in this. There are more people that feel this way.

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And because the moon is not going like this, it's going like this.

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Josh, why would you wish I was real? Shh. What is that, dude? It's a predator.

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It's the same thing. It's Predator.

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I'm taking on the magic mind with me.

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What if he meant that they are doing like a lot of claymation?

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At Area 51 because George Lucas really loves claymation.

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Yeah. Dang it, man. The whole time. They've got really good puppets out there.

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Do you guys want to get out of bed in the morning? Do your feet hurt really bad?

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No, it feels like achy, like I'm old.

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What is it? Droggy or groggy? It's groggy.

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yeah my dad and i used to do that when i was a kid in the kitchen we would he would do this like he'd pretend like he was like a sensei or something and he'd close his eyes he's like i'm so good at this you can't i don't even have to look at you i know exactly where you're coming from and i would be like but and he'd be block like he's been practicing he always loved like the kill bill movies so much anyway moving on favorite childhood movie for sure

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Okay, what soup would you describe yourself as? I'll go first. That's your 2025 question?

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No, listen, I've been waiting to ask this question because it's been kind of like themed and now it's just cold. There's no holidays. It's just cold outside for most people.

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Okay, I know what I am. I'm a lasagna soup. Why? In a little crock with... Ricotta cheese on top and Parmesan.

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No, that's not my favorite soup.

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Lasagna soup is definitely not an Italian dish. It's like Italian-American. That's me. Ricotta cheese is soft.

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What are you trying to do right now?

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Oh, it's like a little intimate.

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Wow. I'm very plain if it's not seasoned. You're mean. Hey.

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It's a sauce, but we could say that.

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What are you talking about? Soup is your favorite food.

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I was going to say that you're something like a cheesy baked potato with bacon.

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You never call me sweetie in your life.

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I could be like Tom Kai guy or something.

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It wasn't a joke. That was a real-life experience.

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You guys are so... And welcome to the party. Did you see Veronica's cool what she said about it? No. What did she say? Like, January 6th is a holiday or something like that. I don't know. I'm tied up on January 6th. It's a holiday.

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Yeah, Kelsey texted me at 3.30 in the morning the other day.

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She's like, oh, yeah, you could drop the girls off anytime or something. I'm like, 3 in the morning? Where are you sleeping?

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Was that 2024? Yeah. That was a good one.

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So it's like a Miss America thing where it's like she's the funniest girl. I'm the funniest woman. Yeah. Yeah. I see.

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Okay, I have a list of 10. And a lot of them are the same as yours. Number 10 is Gladiator 2. I had fun with it. It wasn't amazing.

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It was fun. I'd probably say 7.3. Nice. Number nine, Quiet Place, day one. I liked it. It wasn't fantastic, but it was fun to be back in that environment. They just shoot it so well, too. The storytelling is amazing. Eight... Moana too. Loved it. Seven, I put It Ends With Us. I just watched it the other day. And here's the deal, y'all. I went into it like mad.

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You know, I'm mad at Blake Lively for being such a twerp. And that too, in those interviews, after watching the movie fully, I'm like...

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was not cool because that movie was hardcore intense yeah and her attitude on the press store was terrible and she's like grab your girlfriends come see this movie and it's like trigger warning trigger warning insane okay next um mary i loved mary we watched it the other night i thought it was so good the with um i don't know where her name is but she's like in all the christian movies right now was hopkins good in it

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Oh, yeah, he was fantastic. Yeah, it was really good. I mean, I think you go in, like, we were going and going, well, where was that in the Bible?

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But I thought it was really well done. Okay. Five Wild Robot. Loved it. Cried like a baby. Four Deadpool Wolverine. Are you shocked that it's on my list? No. I had fun. I loved it.

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Don't say that. Number three, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. Are you shocked? Loved that.

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So good. So good. Two was Ministry of Intergenerational Warfare. Say that three times fast. Loved it. Never seen it. And then one, of course, Dune 2. I want to just watch it all the time.

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Yeah, it's like a Guy Ritchie movie. Okay.

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That was six years ago, Andy. I looked at my ID.

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Okay, who's your person of the year?

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Yeah. Nice. Maybe Q4 2025. Okay. There's going to be a history-altering attack on the United States.

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Kind of like a 9-11, but way worse.

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Okay. Somebody's going to announce they're going to make a Twilight remake.

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Ooh. As if you think you can outrun me.

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Okay, Russia's going to do some crazy stuff and they're probably going to win Ukraine.

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No way. We won Ukraine. And then Panera Bread is going to go out of business.

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No, it's their own fault. Okay, and my person of the year is Timothee Chalamet.

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I don't know. He's just a unique individual. Did you see the Theo Vaughn interview? No, I haven't.

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I saw a comment. It was like, he's a Samagi, but he's actually really just a chill guy.

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You think that regulations will be put into place?

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Yeah, it's just some kind of disruption.

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I would so come. I would. I want to make a kid's trip, though, too. I think it'd be really enriching for our children to go.

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To the Amazon. Yeah. Think about that homeschooling.

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All the critters. Like if Jane falls in, I can't even say it out loud. If she falls in the river, oh my gosh, I can't even say it out loud.

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Ada would come out with a bathing suit and I'd say, we're not swimming. Why? Oh, man.

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Okay, never mind. Our kids aren't coming.

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What's a really positive thing?

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Have you ever read that book? Deal. What's it called? Is it called The Most Dangerous Game?

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Ooh. Joe, please. What is something I want out of this podcast?

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Who do I want to meet? Bethany Frankel. Who? Martha Stewart.

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Bethany Frankel. She's from Real Housewives of New York. Got it. She made skinny popcorn.

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Take away Andy's mic. I think you guys need to move out of here.

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Isn't it weird that I love his long hair, but I also really want to see what he looks like with short hair. I've never seen it.

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You have such a handsome face, dad.

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He just shaved his dreads off because they were hurting him.

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He's in prison. He's in prison. Okay, but what's with the hospital?

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Yeah. Okay. Hot. Sorry. Hot take.

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Should we take organs from people that are already dead?

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On the black market, that's terrible.

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Don't you think if some, like, even if the janitor came up to you at the hospital and was like, there are severed heads in the morgue fridge, you'd be like, all right, I'm going to go look.

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He probably had a flip phone. No, I'm not kidding.

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He needs some merch, too. This merch would be so cool.

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It's funny to think of Putin as somebody that needs to eat broccoli.

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No. You haven't seen it? No, and I don't care to.

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Oh my gosh. It says, I Googled the director and I'm like, that can't be him.

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We're doing a question, Will. Okay. Let me just show you. identical to Henry Cavill.

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Why am I always starting these days? Can we do it normal?

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This is the first time we're apparently in agreement because I also don't think that we should.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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Hi, John. Thank you for having me on. I really love listening to your show.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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What's up? I just had a question about my relationship with my husband. It feels like he kind of treats me like the maid in a lot of ways. And then at the end of the day, he's kind of baffled as to why I'm not diving into intimate time with any... kind of fervor and not feeling very affectionate towards him.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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And I know it's a two-sided issue that we've kind of created this dynamic together, but we've been married for like 13 years and just have just been through the ringer kind of. And I just have a hard time broaching these subjects because he does get kind of sensitive and will feel like I'm mad at him, like when I'm not mad at him or if I'm just saying like, Hey, could you do this?

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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He's like, well, why are you grumpy? Why? And I'm, I'm not grumpy. So I'm just kind of, I'm not the best communicator either. So I'm kind of just stumped.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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Yeah. Well, that's, I mean, the last couple of conversations we've had about just by him being unhappy. Okay.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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And he's like, well, he's like, I just feel like you don't like me at all. That's it.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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And I'm like, well, I don't really right now because I just had to pick up all of your dirty socks and you're watching TikTok while I did the dishes and just like, and I understand that like there are going to be days that he's like at a zero after he gets home from work and I'm so appreciative that he does go to work. But I've tried to say, I don't really want to make a list.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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You have to do this every day, but just jump in. Let's do it together. Let's exist together instead of just you being off to the side until the end of the night.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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No, but I will say I have gotten better at not saying anything about it.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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Yeah. He's a good provider. I don't have to work and I appreciate that so much. He's very much like the fun dad. So he jokes with them and he'll take them out four-wheeling and tries to be very fun. And he's the best brother and a really great son. And it just feels like he's, he's really good in all these areas.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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And if you were to talk to somebody in his office, they'd be like, Oh my gosh, he's such a hard worker. He's so nice. And then I feel like he gets home and it's like, he just, I don't know. Like, I don't know if he just deflates or if he's just like, you know, are you happy to see him when he comes home? No. And I, and I want to be, I know, I know.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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Yeah, I guess, does that just mean me asking him to sit down and just, I don't know. I'm so bad at talking to him.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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No, I mean, I feel like I have pretty realistic expectations for the household. So just like recent history, our son passed away two years ago. Okay. And it was like right after we were so close and it was just like the shock of everything. We kind of bonded more than we had been before. And then the following year,

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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he kind of lost it because I went to, you know, the support groups in therapy and our older kids are in therapy and we were all getting help and he just didn't. And he was like, well, you're my wife. Like you can help me. And I was like, I'm drowning. I can't help. I can't help anyone. And, um, so he got really mean for a really long time.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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I, Like just yelling. He never was like physical, but just like the littlest things would just like set him off. And so I feel like I still have like that flinch reflex.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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It was just like super crazy traumatic and I just, he ended up, the only reason we didn't get a divorce, like when he did kind of lose his mind is because he ended up getting really, really sick. And it was almost like his body was like, nope, like no more. And his like, I mean, we went to every doctor. They couldn't tell us what was wrong with him. And still it's a little bit of a mystery.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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And I was like, just a couple of weeks ago, I was like, that was like your God. I mean, your body and God saying like, sit down. Yeah. Like we, you gotta stop. And so I'm so thankful that that happened when it did. Cause it was just like so toxic and, and he's been much better since, you know, this, all this past year has been better than the previous.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

2447.856

he kept on like having what we thought were like cardiac episodes. And we went to the cardiologist and he was like, he's having panic attacks. That's exactly right. Which of course he, as like,

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

2459.42

I don't know, he comes from a very macho family, and they're wonderful, and they love him very much, but they, you know, they just have a very traditional, like, that's not something that would happen to a man.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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They all collectively kind of brushed it off, but I was like, if the doctor's here telling us, you know.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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Kind of following along until there's been like a request made of him. Okay. Like, like the, the phone thing is just, just for me because I get distracted easily and I just, just like the constant like TikTok, Instagram video reel going drives me crazy. So that would be like a big item for me, but I feel like that's the hardest thing for him to put down.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Think My Husband Is an Idiot (but I Don’t Want To)

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Seeming less and less like an option.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

2570.908

Um, surviving the Monday.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

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I have a question, and it is, how do I tell my kids that we can't really hang out with our neighbors anymore due to their son bullying my daughter? And there was a really inappropriate comment, and I'm not sure how to go about this. So I am very thankful I get to talk to you today.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

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Well, we were all outside hanging out, and my daughter comes running over. Well, who's we?

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

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Oh, I'm sorry. Me and my neighbors, we were all outside. I have four kids. She has two. Okay. And my eight-year-old daughter comes running over saying that her son asked her to pull her pants down and show him her butt.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

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Okay. And I'm not quite sure on what to do about this.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

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His mom was actually over.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

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She just said she was sorry and that his sister's been doing that at home. And then she yelled at him to apologize and that was that. But she hasn't talked to me really since. And then, um, like with the bullying, we've brought it up and she just goes, oh, they're just, you know, they just bicker back and forth because they're like each other.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

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Um, well, she's always telling her how he's, she's a loser or, uh, makes fun of her cause she has to wear glasses or, oh, you'll never be a good gymnast. He's actually recently started giving her the middle finger. So it's, kind of started to escalate a little bit.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

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And I'm just, you know, we've, we've used some tools that I've heard from your podcast of like, try to be nice to him, just ignore him. And it seems like nothing's working. Yeah. He does enjoy hanging out with his little sister. So.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

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Okay, that makes a lot of sense because I did tell her when she came up to me, I was like, thank you so much for telling us you're not in trouble. And the weather's been pretty rough here, so thankfully we haven't been able to see them. How do I go about telling my family

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

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Right. Okay. Because as I say, another problem is they love to come over and they like, you know, kids are kids. They never listen. You know, they don't listen sometimes. So they're always coming over to our house.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

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Right. And that's where I was like, you know, am I making this like a huge thing or not? Cause like, I'm like, this seems very off.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

3012.364

Right. And that's what I was wondering if it was a curiosity thing, but it has escalated a lot. And it's like, okay, I don't mind teasing like you said, because kids do, I feel like they do need to learn how to handle bullies because they're, I still get bullied.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

3032.138

Yeah. I want to be able to teach them, especially we homeschool too. So like they, they don't have like the interaction at school. I mean, we do all this other stuff. So it's like, okay. I want them to get as much experience as they can, but I want them to know that they're safe at home.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

3232.15

Right. Yeah. I'm not sure if they talked to him. They said they did, but I really not really, I didn't really get like a formal, like, Hey, I'm so sorry. Like add all that. And I still haven't really talked to him, which I get the embarrassing part. I mean, we're all parents just trying to do what's best for our kids. So I totally understand that.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

3310.931

And so this has been so helpful.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

3355.369

Yeah. Those words are a lot better than how I was trying to word it. No, it's okay. It's okay.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

3366.218

Yeah, especially trying to explain to her how it's not okay to... Yes.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

3377.949

Yes. I actually, like, a couple weeks before that, I heard your podcast about that, and I just talked to her about it. Amazing. And then this incident happened. Amazing. So it was, like, kind of... Wonderful on that aspect.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband (We Have Issues)

3434.605

Right. That's, yeah. Trying to think not to think when she's 18 or 80. Hey man.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

2647.548

Hey, yeah, so I just have a question. My husband grew up in a very abusive family. And it just really makes me mad, the stories and some of the mess we've been dealing with now. But I really just want to be able to look past that, forgive them, and just kind of pretend none of that has happened.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

2680.154

Yeah, pretty much. So pretty much a compromise between consuming me and yeah.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

2693.317

Just like all the mother-in-law stereotypes, times 10 pretty much. But interesting thing, she actually passed away this last year. Oh, wow. A lot of that ended, of course, still some through his dad. But I'm finding myself just incredibly angry with someone who's dead. And that does absolutely no good at all.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

2737.609

Okay. It goes through seasons. So I'll have a few days where, you know, I'm good and everything's cool. Something will happen. And then it will just be like, it all comes rushing in, lingers for a few days after that few days. I'm cool. It's a cycle. Yeah. It's a cycle.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

2785.847

Yeah. You know, it's true. I think, so growing up, I was always taught forgive and forget. Forgive and forget.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

2806.491

It's so true. So like for a long time in our marriage, I wrestled with the whole, but if I forgive her, I'm opening myself back up to her, but I don't want to open myself back up to her because that's painful and it's terrible and it hurts. but I also know I should forgive her, but I don't want to get hurt, but I should forget like that.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

2851.542

Okay, so just like excessive beatings in the name of discipline to the point where my husband would black out. They would spank him on the head. So yeah, like he has seizures and his neurologist thinks it was from all of the head trauma as a child.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

2879.668

Four and one.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

2908.846

Exactly. Especially a parent. Like my job is to like call out and beat up anyone that would do that to him, not do it to him. So yeah.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

2924.651

Um, well, my immediate family is awesome. So they're all great. Um, so like I grew up in a church and it was, um, The church I grew up in, we had a man that was our youth pastor, principal, all of those things. And he was honestly a jerk. So I guess that could be one where he's supposed to actually be like... What does that mean?

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

2960.459

Yeah, that too. Okay, hold on, hold on. Hyper, hyper controlling.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

2971.008

Yeah. Yeah. He was, he was a major flirt and used his control and all sorts of crazy ways. And he would flirt with the teenage girls. And then also like at the same time, get on them for not, not being feminine enough. That was one thing. Cause I didn't wear enough dresses. So he, God,

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3105.902

Yeah. If I told you everything, we'd be here for hours and hours and hours. So it's kind of like, yeah. Yeah.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3156.708

Yeah. They're still here with me, even though they're not with me.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3176.452

He's actually the pastor now.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3197.852

Same. Yeah. So I guess, you know, my mother-in-law has passed away, but my father-in-law isn't.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3217.123

Okay. Yeah, there's definitely still a relationship there. Yeah.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3231.233

Yeah. Yeah, no, I get it. I think something, growing up with a very religious background is, Almost grace for everyone else except for yourself. That's right. So, you know, grace for him. And I know something my husband's wrestled with. What is that kind? Is it right to... He's in a much better place now. But for years, you know, we were entertaining them, having them in our house and...

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3268.015

while also kind of taking a beating verbally, not physically at that point, but a verbal beating for doing it.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3338.517

A sanctuary where no one who's not going to promote that feeling and that safety, no one comes in.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3370.522

Yeah. It's two different things.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3376.857

Yeah. So I can stop having these conversations in my head.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3428.487

It's very true because I want to be able to focus on my kids, focus on my husband.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3448.378

Yeah. Sometimes it irritates me. She's dead and justice never happened.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3462.512

I am. It just looks a lot different now than it did growing up.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3478.063

I'm not sure I understand how. Like, how is it being served? Oh, okay. Yeah.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3510.841

Mm-hmm. Very true.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3564.358

Okay. I can just, when it comes to my mind, just be like, okay, that's done. And then move on.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

3580.141

Yeah. Because that's one of those things where when that happens, I then for days am, yeah, thinking this wouldn't be happening to us at all.

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

1325.926

Hi, thank you so much, y'all, for taking my call. I appreciate it. Absolutely.

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

1331.681

Okay. So my husband and I, um, had gone through a financial piece, gosh, over a decade ago, but you know, life happened and five kids happened. And right now we're back on it, but finishing up baby step number two, um, we have no consumer debt, a little bit of student loans left that we expect to be paid off by the end of this year. Um, and then we'll just be left with our mortgage.

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

1353.399

We are in a 30 year veteran loan. Um, but we plan to pay it off early within hopefully 10 to 15 years. My question is, so right now we have, my question is kind of regarding my credit score. We have four credit cards right now that are open, but frozen. We have not used them in probably about a year. We're kind of, I guess, not sure what to do with those accounts.

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

1379.995

We're kind of leaving them open right now so that if we close them, they don't affect our credit score. Our hope is that if we have the opportunity in the next few years to refinance to get a lower interest rate that we would do that in order to help us pay off our mortgage even quicker. But we're just not sure. Do we close our credit cards and risk that affecting our credit score?

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

1404.455

Would that affect it drastically? Or do we leave them open and frozen and kind of maintain our credit score and We just don't kind of want to tank it and lose that chance to refinance in the future.

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

1504.879

Yeah. And I, so ultimately, like we do want our credit score to be undeterminable. Like that is our ultimate goal. We don't plan on taking out any more debt. Like you had said, like we have two cars, they're old, they're paid for. So we have basically, our credit cards are frozen in a safe. So we haven't even kind of activated the new ones that they send us all the time.

The Ramsey Show

Your Overspending Will Eventually Catch Up With You

1526.088

But it's been more of a concern that Because that was our extended length of credit attached to some of these cards that, you know, with wanting to potentially refinance in order to get the house paid off, that we just didn't want to. What's your interest rate now?

The Ramsey Show

Discipline Is the Key to Building Wealth

107.839

Not necessarily. Actually, he moved here from Albania six years ago, and he just became a citizen this year. How old is he? He's 32, and I'm 30.

The Ramsey Show

Discipline Is the Key to Building Wealth

404.597

Yes, I appreciate all the advice. Thank you so much.

The Ramsey Show

Discipline Is the Key to Building Wealth

55.031

Hi. How are you guys doing today?

The Ramsey Show

Discipline Is the Key to Building Wealth

61.836

So, quick question. I've been dating a lovely young man for about nine months, and we had a random conversation that came up about retirement savings. I'm a big saver, so I'm really into it. I have 401K and a Roth IRA, and his response was, that all that matters is working and making money now and that 401ks are a scam.

The Ramsey Show

Discipline Is the Key to Building Wealth

87.6

And I just want to know what the best way to approach this conversation is to try to help him maybe understand the importance of saving for retirement.

The Ramsey Show

Break the Cycle of Financial Self-Sabotage

1917.515

I am just looking for advice. I'm in a funny situation. I, me and my dad were living with my grandmother and she recently passed away. I'm sorry. And, um, thank you. Um, the situation, I guess that we were looking to buy the house and, um, I didn't really want to buy it unless it was given to me and that wasn't conversation, but, um, we didn't quite get to it.

The Ramsey Show

Break the Cycle of Financial Self-Sabotage

1943.568

And my dad, um, has always been supported by her and, um, He, since she's passed, is still not really going to work. The reasons why he never really went is because he's an alcoholic. My boyfriend, he wanted to buy the house, and I'm a big fan. I know you're not supposed to do that. So we did start the process of the mortgage lending, and...

The Ramsey Show

Break the Cycle of Financial Self-Sabotage

1968.36

Now, my boyfriend doesn't make enough, and then my dad's credit is too bad, so it really would only work if all three of us were in on it. But now that my dad still isn't proving to me that he can go to work, I guess I'm just looking for financial advice what to do here.

The Ramsey Show

Break the Cycle of Financial Self-Sabotage

1999.387

Yeah, because I'm still in debt, my boyfriend is still in debt. Think of it this way.

The Ramsey Show

Break the Cycle of Financial Self-Sabotage

2110.945

Right. So this year was, we just got on the, you know, my boyfriend and I were like, hey, we're going to pay off our debt. We were going to, you know, get engaged and buy a house this year. But then when this happened, I guess now it just kind of feels like, you know, I know my dad has bad credit. And when he gets this money from once the house is sold, there's three other brothers.

The Ramsey Show

Break the Cycle of Financial Self-Sabotage

2132.358

So he'll probably get like $50,000. I know if he gets that, he's just going to drain it. He can't go buy a house. So I guess part of it kind of felt like,

The Ramsey Show

Break the Cycle of Financial Self-Sabotage

2141.084

an obligation to what's going to happen to him I know that's not my responsibility and I thought it would be easier to move on until it really came to like I don't know what he is going to do you know this is a really really hard thing for me to say yeah but you can't save your dad in this situation No, it's not my responsibility. I understand.

The Ramsey Show

Break the Cycle of Financial Self-Sabotage

2197.503

Yeah, no, you're right.

The Ramsey Show

Break the Cycle of Financial Self-Sabotage

2233.772

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Me doing mine, Tim doing his. Perfect. Okay, good. Good. Yes.

The Ramsey Show

Break the Cycle of Financial Self-Sabotage

2291.155

I make, I think it's like 35 after taxes.

The Ramsey Show

Break the Cycle of Financial Self-Sabotage

2298.72

I have one auto loan and it was for my grandma actually to get her boat around. She bought a boat her last summer because she said life is too short and she spent her funeral money. So it's a truck. It's a $14,000 truck. Can you sell it?

The Ramsey Show

Break the Cycle of Financial Self-Sabotage

2325.998

I haven't yet. I think this all kind of just hit me today of like, well, I'm not going to be able to do this.

The Ramsey Show

Break the Cycle of Financial Self-Sabotage

2432.821

Thank you. I appreciate it.

The Ramsey Show

Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool

2155.011

Hi guys. How's it going? You can hear me?

The Ramsey Show

Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool

2158.754

Yes. So I was overpaid about $6,000 and since it's over a certain amount, I'm unable to repay it in full and they're only giving me the option to garnish my wages. Should I put this $6,000 towards debt repayment or should I store it in a high yield savings account until it's time to get my wages garnished?

The Ramsey Show

Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool

2181.849

I have no idea. I actually have a colleague who's in a similar spot, and she's been waiting about a year for those wages to be garnished. And I don't know how much. It's usually between 10% and 20% of the paycheck.

The Ramsey Show

Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool

2203.182

Yeah. Right now I'm putting almost everything extra onto debt repayment, so I would just have to scale that back a little bit. But I am living far below my means.

The Ramsey Show

Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool

2235.889

Okay. That sounds good. I really needed the reassurance.

The Ramsey Show

Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool

2241.3

Yeah, so I have $24,000 on my car, and I have $210,000 in a mortgage.

The Ramsey Show

Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool

2255.168

It's my New Year's resolution, so I'm trying to get it paid off by next December. I really think if I buckle down, I can do it.

The Ramsey Show

Your Income Is Your Greatest Wealth Building Tool

2285.186

Uh, right now I'm putting $1,000 on the car. However, I just thought like I moved into a duplex that I purchased. I just signed a tenant and I'm getting 1600 additionally. So that will all be rolling over onto the car as well.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

the christmas kiss heard round the world

2921.446

No. Dude. What? Maybe I'm overthinking it.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

the christmas kiss heard round the world

566.587

It's my dried mango.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

the christmas kiss heard round the world

570.831

I'm sorry. It's Christmas. It's Christmas. It's Christmas.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

the christmas kiss heard round the world

6014.73

That's so fun.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

1234.176

Thanksgiving?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

1237.118

Nope.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

1506.105

Yeah.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

1712.628

My bunny. Oh, Frongle?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

1737.213

No.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

1814.669

What are you trying to sing?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

2219.662

So cool.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

2308.312

First segment.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

2394.913

Yeah.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

2400.758

I don't know why I'm even.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

2404.441

He was 65 when he died. You think he's? Oh.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

2441.56

Wait, what?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

2570.82

Larry Bird looks crazy.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

2572.601

No offense.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

3306.952

Shut up.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

3686.32

Pinch.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

4917.581

Every week we just do one. Oh, okay.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

5240.099

You can always do it again.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

rusty barrel rolled a plane

5274.552

Why am I looking this up?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

1963.396

Y'all love speaking ill of my name.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

2275.897

Das ist viel zu viel.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

2760.091

Charlie get me done, but I wasn't really into it. Make my dick harden like I'm gonna bring a layer chip. Hit the same girl like an Eskimo, we Inuit.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

2806.576

I'm like a Young Doc Rivers. What? I want a little sliver of a piece of that cake. Alright, alright.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

2816.659

I want you to be my boo. Like I'm Tyronn Lue. You step over me and I'll step onto you.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

3442.608

You're popular.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

3443.649

Okay, well I'll call you back later.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

3685.437

Ein Mitt Romney für die Frau? Ja.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

4008.812

So many times, so many women are wanting me.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

4450.179

What is the worst part about being really bad at Uno? What the fuck does that even mean?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

4534.157

What's this guy? Do we know? Is this guy...

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

4545.267

Das ist Kevin King 2.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

4888.448

Yeah, I do like him.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

5694.271

When? I don't know if she wants to. Chloram? Chloram? Chlora? Day off in Kyoto.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

6000.385

Ooh, bet you're thinking miso soup. Just to start, kick it off with some broth and some tofu. I know you love miso soup.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

6055.266

I used 14 curse words in my review of Taco Bell. I told the owner he should go in rotten fucking hell. They burned my quesadilla and broke my taco shell. I told those fuckers see ya, now I'm banned on Yelp.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

6100.286

Bees, bees, bees, just stung my eyes. Bees, bees, bees, I think I'm allergic, I may never regain my sight. Nice.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

6135.687

This is Filling Cavities. I'm through accepting tooth pain. Cause someone says it's so. Some teeth I cannot change. But till I try I'll never know. Too long I've been afraid of losing teeth. I guess I've lost. Well if that's teeth it comes at much too high a cost. I'd like to try to fill my cavities. I need a guy to fill my cavities.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

6614.181

I used to live with a Scientologist. I feel like I should cut that out.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

7017.295

Das ist großartig.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

725.862

You're welcome.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

100.845

One of them wrote a song about you. Really?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1060.973

I think I've seen you wear that. I like it.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1084.784

I feel like I have been.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1088.294

I don't want to overshadow your beautiful pod.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1202.81

Wait, this is so Playdate energy what I did with chat GPT the other day.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1208.532

There's been this bird chirping outside of my window every 5 a.m. And it wakes me up.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1215.095

every 5 a.m this bird starts chirping like it's still pitch black out yeah and the other day i woke up from it and i was just like getting frustrated so i asked chat gpt how is there a way to like make this stop like what can i do um how can i hunt this bird down And they were like, I know that really sucks. Whatever. It didn't give me much suggestions.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1238.769

Yeah. They were like, it's really unfortunate, but there's really not much you can do. But they did say, let me know if you want to find out what bird it is. And then I started getting curious. So I was able to get a recording of the sound of the chirp and figure out which bird it was through ChatGPT. And it took a couple of tries to like, I was like, can you send me more options?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1258.01

Does it help that it's in California and Los Angeles? And I ended up matching up a chirping bird. The chirping of this bird with the chirping of a bird. Wait, do you have it?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1278.194

So basically, it gave me options. And then I was able to click on those options and it would play the noise of the bird.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1285.219

And it wasn't the correct bird for a couple tries. And then I said, can you give me some more options? Here's some more context.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

13.135

I know you all wanted me on this.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1327.175

At that point, just put on the fucking seatbelt.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1396.72

Okay. Yeah.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1405.869

Sorry. Hey.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1455.844

You're so wrong, it's not even funny.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1494.405

But not by your Uber driver who's done a background check. Let's just see. Let's see.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1503.932

And it's more frequent anyway.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1514.865

That counts that. Look. It says if including all assaults.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

156.512

You're digging yourself into a hole in that one.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1568.141

You are 30 times more likely to die in a car accident when you don't wear your seatbelt. Okay.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1645.955

Once the sun is rising, it's fine.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1650.479

I literally have ear... I've been putting in earplugs. I've been putting a fan on that basically has white noise.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1906.746

It's called fidgeting. Like I need something to do with my hands at all times.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1944.787

No, no, yeah, like, but I don't, so I, like, have started getting my nails done to a way where they don't chip for, like, a month, so I can't pick them. But then I start picking the skin around them. Sorry, I know that's gross.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1972.802

It's crazy how we just can't make it stop.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1991.781

I had a cousin.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

1995.664

I have a cousin that he doesn't do it anymore, but when he was younger, he would rip out his eyebrows if he had no eyebrows.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

2005.37

You do that?

Will & Rusty's Playdate

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Ew, I can't even look at you do that. Why would you do that?

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Why would you do that? Stop doing that.

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Why would you do that?

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So do you like play a game with yourself?

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I think you should have had someone else record it.

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Yes, it is.

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That's very rare. That's very rare. Right here.

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Like for me, I can like clench to stop pee from coming. Can you do that?

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I'm not answering that on the pod.

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Which is crazy. Not at this company, obviously.

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That doesn't matter. If you're not... If I'm not close with my brother, then he probably wouldn't... Be in it. But if I am close to my brother, he's your groomsman.

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It depends on what your parents want.

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That means you're not settling, Willie.

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Well, my brother's getting married in August, so I'd give it like maybe two years after that.

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What's a shotgun wedding?

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I'm like, what if you blacked out and don't remember your wedding?

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I love that.

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Why did he quit his job?

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But I would always like make sure I have another one lined up before.

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I know. But like my friend did the same thing. She was promised another job, whatever, when she quit hers. And then that person didn't like follow through and she's, she had 30,000 in savings and she now has been out of a job, could not, has not found another one because of like the economy these days and it's been over a year and now she's like $15,000 in her savings and she's like, fuck.

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Wait, she spent $15,000 in a year? That's like,

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You're an hour in.

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No, I'm so happy you guys enjoy doing it. I've never heard of a podcast that outlines what they're going to talk about in the rest of the episode, in the middle of the episode.

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I would actually lose my mind if I was producing this podcast and you did that.

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I'd be like, roadmap it up right in the beginning. Yeah.

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I would love to know what you're going to talk about.

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I guess Emily.

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Pitch submission. What is the worst part about having six to seven beers?

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I think Andrew might because I'm going to be out of town.

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You can never tell if you've crossed the .08 boundary.

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Yeah. Do you play it safe and sleep on your buddy's couch, or do you make the drive home?

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I don't think that's right.

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Do you play it safe and sleep on your buddy's couch, or do you make the drive home? That's why you need Dry Run, a virtual reality app that lets you simulate your drive home. No. Plug in your start and end address and make the virtual drive. No. Do you make it home safely? Do you end up wrapped around a tree? Jesus Christ. Did you pick this, Emily? No, Lauren did.

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These questions will be answered and allow you to make an informed decision about whether or not you get behind the wheel in real life.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I think it sucks. It's promoting people, more people to do it.

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That's what I'm saying.

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And it says that there's a possible opportunity for full-on driving simulators in bars.

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Which is good.

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All reasons.

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That's a way to make this work.

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By the way, he's also from Maine and he offered to send you a Bates sweatshirt or a Bowden sweatshirt instead of your Bates sweatshirt.

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Okay, next pitch.

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um this person's name is luca foy hey captain hoagland okay i'm changing that hey captain binder and the neverland pirates longtime fan of the pod and boy do i have a killer pitch today come on what's the best part of watching tv shows like the oc one tree hill and dawson dawson creek

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That's right, Featherstone. And in your case, that's wrong, Featherstone. The music.

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My pitch is called The Needle Drop.

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Yeah. My pitch is called The Needle Drop. It is an app that allows you to connect your Spotify or your preferred streaming service to your TV to adopt all your playlists to your favorite movies and TV shows. Imagine this, Heisenberg cooking up a storm, how to save a life by the fray, or Oppenheimer creating the atomic bomb to drop it like it's hot by the big dog.

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My parents don't watch at all. They see the clips.

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Also, have you seen Dawson's Creek, Rusty?

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This guy says that you dress and act exactly like Pacey Witter.

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What is?

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Oh, yeah, all the time.

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But sometimes it comes up again and then we're like, oh, we know that we've already told it. Or I normally remind.

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Chat GBT?

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From the GT, man. From the GT, man. The Jeeps, man.

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Just pictures.

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There's no way.

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There's no way he treaded for that long.

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Oh, you guys got rice pilaf too?

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You're going to get copyright strike for this. It's fine.

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Is that Scott?

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Funny is he doesn't know all the words, but he knows where that one is.

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Oh, my God.

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I thought you were saying there's no room at the inn, like a hotel. Yeah, well, that's what happened.

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Interesting.

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I gave you one, Willie.

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I'll say mine.

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I have one.

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Wintertime happiness.

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You're going to have to make sure that everyone who gets that house next does it for the rest of time.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

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I've just been feeling down because I got a lot of hate on this past week's episode of- Why? Almost Friday Podcast, because I told a story that I ended up having to cut the whole- not butt of the joke, but like the point of the story because it was something that I didn't want my friends to hear because it was like, I have to cut this part, but it was not nice about my friends.

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Hi, Playmates. Happy to be here. Please be nice.

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Anyway, just that one part. I just had to cut it so that certain people didn't see it. And I didn't have enough time to like, like Will basically didn't make a note to cut the entire segment. So I thought he felt it was necessary to keep in. And it really wasn't. And

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tell us what did you do so people were mad that it was like a bunch of the pod was like you like building up a story and then cutting out the interesting part yeah exactly which is so fair by the way guys not interesting at all normally I would have got time to go look back at it but since I've been like doing Lauren's work on my own I just didn't and I'm sorry and I just feel bad about it I wouldn't beat yourself up I wouldn't beat yourself up but I would learn from it no I am learning from it because of course Liam texts me the next day he's like we're not doing that anymore doing what

Will & Rusty's Playdate

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like don't tell stories you're going to cut.

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I don't know a lot of people in the comments. I didn't really read them all because I didn't want to get upset.

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Just like,

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I saw a lot of comments on Reddit about that too.

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Well, I think like what people don't understand is the amount of pressure there is to come out with a new sketch every single week. And like nobody really understands how much. I mean, that's not a sustainable time.

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Do they?

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Call has been forwarded.

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That's awesome, but that's also hysterical. Where do you get that?

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I made a big stink when we were on vacation in San Francisco. My dad was like, alright, fuck it. You can do one of these little dumbass tandem ones with me. I was like, fine.

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Well, it's like the bridges part is kind of fine, but it's like when you're in the city and you have a bike.

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It's just a big object to have.

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Well, I mean, you know how I feel. I'm not going to rehash an old horse.

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And the doctor had told me like the three things. I had been running a lot of that time. So he said, no running.

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no uh drinking and no like blows to the head and we went to easter like the last week i was supposed to be in the protocol and i was like i'm gonna be fine you did sprint boxing i kid you no i kid you not we're in my backyard i'm running through the yard with a beer in my hand that i was drinking and someone nailed me in the head with a football yeah And we were like, that was all three in one.

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We ran the gauntlet. And then I was actually supposed to be cleared. I had an intramural frisbee game. And I was like, I'm not going to play in this intramural frisbee game because I'm getting cleared tomorrow. And I was just on the sideline throwing a frisbee back and forth. And my friend Maggie threw it over my head. And I was chasing it backwards.

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the comfy chair. She's like, no, not the comfy chair.

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But my brother's seven years older. My sister's nine years older. So by the time I come around, one of them's 917. Those are pretty big human beings. So apparently there's only one documented ever. And, like, I had my own room until I was, like, two or three, and then I moved in with my brother. Or, like, three or four, maybe. I don't know.

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So there's only one documented ever triple carry that he executed in, like, 2005. He's the GOAT. He would literally talk about it five years later.

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She's like, oh yeah, that was so hot. Shut up.

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And I was like, oh!

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I want to say I love the original stretch shorts. Sometimes I get crazy and get the four-inch inseams, which I know you say might be too much skin because my body rocks too much.

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Look, I really appreciate you coming over here. How long are you going to keep me waiting? Who's she? Who's you? Wait, so she was like a child actress?

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Oh, yeah. Do you know... Bad ones. This is awful and unrelated to Segways, but when I was growing up, there was a car accident on our street and a guy got like launched across our whole street. And I'm not, don't make that face at me. You can't say you got launched across the tree and like hit the tree in front of our house and died.

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What did I just do? I don't know. I was trying all sorts. He wanted more dirt.

Will & Rusty's Playdate

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Yo, what's up? I just called your... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I like didn't even fuck with him that much because he was like he was like yeah well we got this new now we got a fucking 10 foot cliff and I was like I don't know I was like well we're gonna bring more dirt and then I thought that he would be like no I don't want more dirt but he was like oh yeah more dirt would be great anyway uh yeah just just let him know because I feel bad that he's gonna be expecting more dirt all right cool yeah all right it'll be out on on Monday

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And Flight 10 is just shaking his head. You're Joe Cool until you fucking... I don't think I deliberately ever do it, but it's just like if I get up and go to the bathroom, sometimes I forget. And then I'll lay in and I'll be like, oh, I didn't fucking... Yeah. Or like sometimes... I remember one time recently the guy came by and checked.

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You're like, what? No. I had jeans and my jean jacket on. So I was like... Plausible deniability, there's a blue seatbelt in there somewhere.

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So our friends at Accelerator sent us this. It's a cooler. Do you see this? It's on my desk. It's a cooler with a speaker, Bluetooth speaker built in.

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Not often, but in college sometimes if I forgot my headphones and I was walking around, I would just do this.

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It was like passenger interviewed who survived Toronto plane flipping over. And it was like screenshot at the exact moment that his, the subtitle that he was saying was, I didn't really notice anything wrong. Yeah. He's talking about the initial descent, but they screenshot it, so it looks like that.

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They built like some Seinfeld ass set behind Lauren.

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And then I privated it and reposted it because I was like, I think it could do better. But still, the news thing was, like, the guy just, like, it came across his page.

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It was 11.45 p.m. And then the article comes out because it's definitely the shirt. Yeah, that says Lancaster. So it was in like... We lived in Charleston at this point, but it was in our Lancaster newspaper. And my mom was so pissed because...

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This is worse than Old Maid, which is another game that is kind of ass.

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Perhaps the most diabolical version of the game was played in the late 80s at SUNY University of Buffalo.

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No, but there's, like, all these different ones, and it is, like, all colleges, like, around where he went to school.

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The game began with the three standard calls, but then progressively added five others. And it was, like, the final call to be added is the dreaded Morowitz, which returns it to the person who was it two turns ago. Oh. I was just crying. This Wikipedia page would take you hours to get through.

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Yeah, the game apparently started in 1914 at Towson University. Shout out Maryland.

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You know how all the comments are always like, built this FYP brick by brick? The top comment on this one is, I did not place this brick.

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There was. A guy with a backpack running around outside telling everyone that Elon Musk was going to shut down Hanano and telling the bouncers and coming up to people's tables and the bouncers were like, yo, yo, yo. He was being a total nuisance. Was he joking? No, he was off his rocker.

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yeah but he looked like a normal guy which was like so he like when he walked up your table to the government yeah you give him the benefit of the doubt but like he wasn't clearly had something wrong with him yeah and he was like uh anyway and then i i went to the bathroom right just as we're waiting for the uber and in that time i guess someone fucking launched a chair at his head

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and so he was like bleeding out and shit how did i miss and then and apparently one of my friends went up to the bouncer i was like should we call the police and they're like technically he hasn't committed a crime so there's nothing we could do and we're like no because he's bleeding out on the sidewalk oh like they were like should we call 9-1-1 meaning like to help the guy technically hasn't committed a crime well he's like oh

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What happened is I walked up and I was like, should we get a picture? And then your girlfriend said, yeah, I got it. And I said, no, don't worry about it. I got it. And then she said, it's Jack's card. And I said, oh, okay, then you got it. It was one picture. That seems way more believable. It was one picture. It wasn't eight guys. I wasn't like, get on the top. Come on, guys.

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It was me and your girlfriend.