Uncle Si is critical of Joe Biden’s handling of the sweeping pardon for his son, Hunter, and reckons most fathers should be. Martin opens a can of worms when he dives into Si’s opinion of his nephew, Al, cooking Phil’s famous duck and dressing for the first time this year, and John-David just seems to really be into pickles these days. Phillip went on an epic tuna fishing trip that resulted in the boys making some surprising observations about him. A young caller confronts Si about one of his famous stories, and Si is forced to tweak a couple of things for honesty’s sake. Duck Call Room episode #403 is sponsored by: Get firearm security redesigned and save with BOGO the StopBox Pro AND 10% off @StopBoxUSA with code DUCK at https://www.stopboxusa.com/DUCK #stopboxpod https://shopmando.com — New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our code DUCK! https://drinkag1.com/duck — New subscribers a FREE $76 gift when you sign up. You’ll get a Welcome Kit, a bottle of D3K2 AND 5 free travel packs in your first box! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are Uncle Si's thoughts on Joe Biden's actions?
Oh, Amarillo's far away.
Yeah. But you can be there by morning, according to George Strait. That's right.
Well, if we went, they just got a new animal.
Oh, no.
The Amarillo Zoo got a new animal. Well, good. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you have any guesses as to what it could be? If they emailed us, it can only be one thing, a large black feline.
And his name is Bagheera.
His name is what? That ought to tell you them things don't exist. What? They naming them names that ain't really names. That's the name of the black cat in Jungle Book, man. That's fine.
Yeah.
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Chapter 2: What did Al and Lisa try to cook for Thanksgiving?
Because, you know, dressing is essentially what Willie's good at. Throw a bunch of stuff in a pot. Goulash.
And watch it come together. Because that's exactly how you make dressing.
Throw a bunch of stuff in a pot and watch it come together.
You got to have cornbread. You got to have wrist crackers.
Yeah.
Red type.
You got to have celery.
You got to have celery, bell pepper, onions. The onions are optional. Thank you. I don't like that.
I don't like dressing. I said it. Just a bunch of carbs.
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Chapter 3: How does Si judge Al's cooking skills?
It's old-fashioned. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I hunted a lot this first split. Did you? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He hunted. I hunted with him like three times. I was with him, okay, on morning when we killed the 32, which I killed about 15 of them. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. He killed six. Oh, yeah. Okay. I didn't kill 15.
I killed my limit. Hey, our friends, the guard commanders are now duck hunters. They're out there trudging it, man.
Oh, I bet they're earning it, too, with a river as low as it is.
They've shot once. Although there's plenty of ducks on the river. They shot once. All Thanksgiving break. I want to hug them. Because the ducks ain't there.
Shot a shell? Shot a shell. That's a tough one.
They didn't admit that. Their mom came by and bought them some Christmas presents. I said, how's the duck hunting going? She goes, oh, they won't tell you, but it's one shot. I shot two shells. You, who? Oh, what'd you shoot at? Ducks. Oh, okay. Did you kill one? Hold on. Did Dungeons and Dragons Hunter just chime in with the I've shot two shells? You are so interesting.
Well, did you hunt with Wendell? I did.
What did y'all kill?
A few woodies. A few woodies. Not many.
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