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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, they build it out of ice. He glues it together.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
There's a bigger variety of pizza than there are tacos.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
You got just limited with tacos.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
They're both fun. I was about to say.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Nah, I'd probably throw one something fast.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Devil horsing. Yeah, instead of the finesse. Hey, because look, it's a numbers game. The more throws you make, the better chance that you get some more fish.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I'm with you on that one, Godwin. He lost a lot of weight on that. Huh? He lost a lot of weight.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I haven't had your pizza, so I'm going with the fried crappie. I'm fine with that. This ain't fair. I ain't had his, so I'm going to go with this one.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
That was a sauce he was put on there.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
What sauce did you say you was going to put on it?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
It's going down the same place anyway.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
There you go. All right. Well, just being honest.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Let the uncle weigh in. Willie's got the best looking beard. There you go.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Well, no, I'm just saying. All right. Fun facts. Looking at both of them. All right. Willie wins.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Well, what about the squirrel? I would tree rat.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
You'd throw the chicken away.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, but they didn't cook it right.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
They didn't cook it right.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
If you get a cheeseburger or a hot dog, you got to take the cheeseburger.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
They glues it together? He glues it. Oh, I get it.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Not just a regular one.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Here's what I'll make this decision on. I can eat five or six cheeseburgers with everything on them. I can only eat three hot dogs.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Well, I just never have, since I only have my cheeseburgers or Phil's cheeseburgers, and there ain't no such thing as bads.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Because you eat about eight of them. There's not one.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I eat a lot of hot dogs.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, if you're talking about that now, I might have to, yeah.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
That ain't just a hot dog.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
It's a hot dog. No, you're getting into the sausage part of things, and that's an entirely different ballgame.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Well, hey, I'm just saying. Come on. Come on. No. No. When you say sausage, you got away from hot dogs.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
No, that's a Vienna sausage.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Oh, that was nasty. No, when you're talking hot dogs and sausage, that's two different things. Because I like to go with a real good sausage. I'll go with a sausage every time. Throw the hot dog out the door. I once had a hot dog that was fish.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
You know there is a fish cat, right?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
No. A cat that fishes. This is a catfish. I'm serious. It's a cat, a feline, and he actually is, that's what he does. That's his diet.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
PBS, boys. What kind of cat?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
The catfish. The tabby cat?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
That's his diet. He's in the marsh and he eats fish. Fishing cats. Fishing cats, I told you.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
A tiger probably eats fish.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
No, no, because tigers love water.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
They got it in a whole zoo. Oh, I'd like to have one like that, a pet.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Okay. He's a fish cat.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
chocolate curious i'm sitting here thinking of all the chocolate bars i can ice cream bars i eat i just i don't well they couldn't be i've always wondered how there cannot be an ice cream sandwich without chocolate and vanilla that's right it's both well i'm a vanilla guy but i am chocolate curious on that boys
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Because it ain't nothing better than having a vanilla ice cream bar and you dip it in chocolate and then let it freeze and then you eat it.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Or those little freaking orange pumpkins. I'll eat the pineapple, but the candy corn.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, now that's the way to go. That's the way to go.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Make it a side dish. Yeah. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Okay. Well, to answer that, it really doesn't.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
We're trying to enjoy life.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
This sucks, my man. I gotta tell that to my wife. She loves orange sherbet. She come in there the other night and she said, I've gotta quit eating orange sherbet for a few days. And I said, why that? She said, because my poop is orange.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Because look, this woman sits down and eats a half gallon of orange sherbet every night.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I couldn't help myself.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Okay. You are what you eat. That was what I'm getting out here. It don't make any difference.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Let me Google it. Yeah. Hey, find out what's regular. I'll tell you once a day.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I went a week. I look like I was pregnant.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, I would be with Martin. It's always open. Yep.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I'm going with juice.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, juice is a better top.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
If you drink a gallon of it, you get to get out of school. Well, I don't know if that's true or not. Then juice? Think of all the juices you got to drink. Pineapple juice, apple juice.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Grape juice. Well, I'm just saying there's so many options.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Think of the other way. When you go to the restroom, you got all kinds of colors coming out.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I think juice is a better choice. Is lemonade considered juice? No. Why wouldn't lemonade be considered juice?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
It's got lemon juice in it.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I go with French fries. Oh.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I like my onions. Don't cook them.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Nope. I ain't riding with you.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
That's too fast on water.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, you can if you hit a log.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Or a goose hits you in the face. Or a fish jump hits you in the face.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
No, no, that's possible.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
A goose could hit you in the boat.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
If you're going 62 miles an hour, they'll do more than slime you.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I don't even know what that is. How far up does this big round thing go?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Well, I'll fix that. That's what I thought.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Or you'd have to cut it. You couldn't unclick it. Unless you had a disconnect.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, if you just had a disconnect, it could do it.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
You've got to have your beauty rest.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Oh, wow. Really? Yeah.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, John Wayne's the old cowboy.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Well, it's this or that. You can't do both.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Well, I ought to knock you out just because of that.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Crawfish. Crab legs are horrible.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
They ain't even close to the same. Well, they both take a lot of work. No, but hey, the work is really.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Forget the blue crab. Go with the soft shell. Forget the king crab. That's what I'm talking about.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Give me the soft shell. That way you eat the whole thing. I'm going with pizza. I'm real good.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I hate black eyed peas. I'm going to go with black eyed peas because it's better tasting than the okra. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Can you deep fry black eyed peas?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
All right, welcome back to the podcast, ladies and gentlemen. Yay. We've got my wife in here with us, Brittany. You brought it up. I brought up a weird fact about weird jobs and tips whenever we were talking about that. So then that led some of our producers... I guessed. You did guess. I mean, it was pretty easy. Dear...
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
No. Yeah. I actually love that job too. Like I got to talk to a bunch of people, got to help. The best part was loading the stuff for the old people. Because I was a kid, right? I was 17, 18. So, like, you got to help out your grandparents every day. I mean, pretty much. You were putting stuff. You were putting bags of Quikrete in, like, a Lincoln Continental.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Delightfully tactful.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Because you know they was about to go home and grind over burying a post, you know? But still, nothing make you more irrationally angry than that bag of Quikrete being busted, and then you end up with concrete all in your shoes.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
yeah and that's i mean but it taught me a lot about like it taught me what i didn't want to do for the rest of my life like i didn't want to load fertilizer for the rest of my life i didn't want to i didn't want to thread i didn't want to thread gas pipe for the rest of my life because we did that too like we cut pipe and threaded it and all that but it's a cool skill to learn like this ain't what i want to do and my dad who was a
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
member of the plumber and pipe fitters union that's all he ever did was that kind of stuff and i was like yeah no this i don't i don't think your boy wants to do that i decided i'm gonna figure out a way to work with my brain oh that's real work you know yeah that's real physical work yeah that's tough work too man so but i'm thankful for my time there and i was in the warehouse for a few years and then i ended up at the gun counter slinging guns you know so i work i work my way up man thankful
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I mean, Hooters paid my rent for four months, and that was a necessity. And I'm thankful for Valvoline. Like you said, how many women do you know that can do that? Not Allison.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And then look at you. You ended up Riveting Duck Call Reed. Genetic. Family history, man.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
She ever put one through her finger like you did?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Why are you shocked you're saying that? Because I love women. Oh. Okay.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, them was bigger. Them was a lot more. Them was a lot tougher. But, no, you do what you got to do in the moment, man. You figure it out, and you do what you got to do. And I'm thankful that my kids come from that kind of stock. I was a waiter for two weeks. Two weeks. Yeah, I couldn't be.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, I couldn't do it. I don't think the service industry is not one that would fit my personality. Because if you want to get lippy with me, then I'm just lippy right back.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I didn't mind my retail.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I liked serving more than retail.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Home goods. I was opening up boxes in the back. That was actually my very first job. Home goods. Home goods. And then I also worked at Opryland at a place that was kind of like for clubbing clothes.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Whoa, whoa. Journeys?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
No. Gosh, I cannot remember the name of it at all. Express back then? It was kind of like an express, but not as nice as an express. It was like a city train.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, it wasn't fun.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, but then actually from that job, that was the first time I ever went on unemployment because a big flood happened in Nashville in 2010 and Opryland got flooded and I didn't have a job, so. Oh, wow. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah. Okay. Just never pulled in.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
The same one that got caught in a high-speed chase?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
That's why I was almost scared to come on and talk about it. But at the same time, I shouldn't be ashamed of it because I had to do what I had to do.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah. And it led me here in this seat right now.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
You ended up in the duck call room via Hooters.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I ended up in the duck call room via Old Chicago.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, I remember, man. Leftovers, that was a big deal back then. Yeah, when I met Brittany, she was at, what is that, Old Chicago? Old Chicago. Pizza joint.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And next thing you know, Hunter's going to have a really interesting time one day telling his kids about the time he worked with four crazy rednecks up in this duck call room.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I'm just kidding. Oh, you are back from your trip, Hunter. How was your trip to visit your woman? Lady food. Oh, it was awesome. Was it? Yeah. How was your time at Mellow Mushroom?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Oh, I love Mellow Mushroom.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I didn't get to go.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
You didn't? Yes!
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Good for you, man.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Melon mushroom's good. It's fun.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
It looked fun. We just ran out of time.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
They had no idea.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah. Yeah. Whatever were you doing to run out of time? No, I'm kidding. It's a family show, man. I'm kidding. It's a family show. We're talking about Hooters and Cowboys.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Serves wings and much, much more. They have not been back.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I was just about to say. Oh, boy.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
We're talking about... It is a family show. Well, and that is... We're talking about all things that make a family. The clean, the dirty, the messy. It doesn't matter.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Let me tell you, we had to stand and I can only speak for my Hooters. I don't know about all the rest of the Hooters, but Netflix will speak for you in the beat. Like when we would get there at the beginning of our shift, we all had to stand in a line and our manager would come one by one and make us do a spin to make sure that we were up to par for the shift. As far as looks are concerned.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Mama, you want to stand up and take a spin?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Stop it, Martin.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah. Yeah, it was an upgrade.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
No, no. Yeah, you went from no clothes to a full wool suit and you said, I'll take this.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yes, in a heartbeat.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Boy, that ought to tell you something right there. Golly, go from wearing nothing to- I don't want to be naked.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
We may have to have your grandma in here one day, man.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I covered up quick.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Well, I mean, just think, Tennessee is hot in the summertime. I was just about to say that. You hop up under them things in a wool sweater. You want to talk about hot.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And when you're under the bay, you have these giant fans like back underneath the bay that are pointing towards you when you're under a vehicle, but it is blowing nothing but hot air on you. It's hot air. And then you have the hot, From the engine.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Somebody just pulled in there with a 240 degree vehicle up underneath everything. And it's getting sucked down in there.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And you're wearing a wool jumpsuit.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And that's still better than slinging wings. Yes. That's hard to figure, ain't it?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Like I said, I can't talk about everything that I experienced there, but that was a hundred times better at Valvoline than what I was experiencing at Hooters.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Thelma and Louise. Yeah. I mean, they got spike stripped in West Monroe. Not many people have ever done that.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
But just like you're talking about, like our friend Josie Wells, man, endeavor to persevere.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I wasn't giving up. Endeavor to persevere, man. Just keep on pushing through because you're listening to this. You're driving somewhere, most likely. And you're either loving where you're headed or you're hating where you're headed or you're indifferent about where you're headed. But where you're headed ain't going to be where you end up.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And look at my future. And everybody's sitting in my future.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
She's accidentally been to a Hooters. That's so impressive.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Ain't no doubt.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
But the reality is it's going to happen.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
You can make it out.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Oh, life hit me a few times.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Who knew? Who knew?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And we go get chips and queso.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And I'm an orthodontist assistant now.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Swiss Army knife, if you will.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I'm a Renaissance woman. That's what I like to call myself.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Uh-oh. Oh, boy. Boy, there's a story about that around here. A Renaissance man used to work here. But the point of the deal is don't get stuck in your hooters. Whatever that is.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Whatever it is, don't get stuck there.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, keep stepping. Keep pushing.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Coming from Nashville.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
But look at you now.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
But now you would say.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah. Come on over here, girl. Yeah. Quit getting handsy. I'm trying to be like Godwin and Paula. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Hey, sometimes in there I was like, why not?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And now we've been together, what, 12 years?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
12 total, 10 married.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, it'll be 12 in September, 10 married and...
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, the end of May.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Oh, didn't he? And he laughed the whole time.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Mm-hmm. Yeah, we just got through celebrating all that, man.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, Easter hit different for me this year, for sure, because I just kind of looked back at everything.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, which, by the way, on Easter, we did the Saturday night thing with y'all.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
You know what his son told me? Who? Carter.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Let me tell you what, Carter. I'm going to start calling him Carter the literal because that's what he is. He's very literal. There's no figurative. He looked at me at church and he said, oh, hey, Martin, I didn't recognize you. You look different. And I was like, oh, well, I'm not wearing camouflage. He said. No, there's nothing on top of your head. Because you're missing a lot of hair.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
It's all an illusion. I got so tickled. I mean, the bald jokes, the fat jokes, I've heard them all. They don't bother me. But to see it. But to see it coming from Carter, I got so freaking tickled.
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No, it was just, it was from brain to mouth.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And then we went to Javi P's and had a dance party. One of these kids taught my kids how to dance. In the middle of the Mexican restaurant.
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Glad they were safe.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I even told them I could, because like I said, I had applied to every restaurant in the area. And I even told them when they called me that I couldn't start for another week. Just in case Chili's called, you're like, I'm going there. Someone else was going to call me, and they didn't. And like I said, I was in no position to turn away an income.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
call him justin you never let me do anything fun justin and i had to call a time out because just the last week alone i believe two times they were out to about 10 30 the mom's club some sort of moms they call it a bible it's a bible study but they eat and then they bring home leftovers and then they sit there and talk till 10 30 at night but they don't ever get to do nothing fine
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
That was such a fun conversation.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I was like, what in the world?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I meant just because he doesn't like to like, I don't think he's comfortable yet taking the boys out places because it is. It's a lot.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yes. Well, and it's not only that. I just don't want to be the people. That may be somebody's one night to go eat out. Or go do something. And I don't want my kids to be the one that ruined their night out. You know? Because, like, if everybody in the world thought my kids were as cute as they think they are, this wouldn't be a problem. Right?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Because in their world, they're two and they're still...
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
extremely selfish because you can't teach them nothing else that the whole the whole world is theirs and nobody else's so that's why i am like i am it ain't like i don't i mean it ain't like i don't want to hang out with y'all like your kids are hilarious but you know and i can't wait till mine get to that age but like it was just i don't want to ruin that for somebody if it's their one time or they've been trying to plan this we've ruined plenty of other people's yeah i know i mean it happened i'm like i get that side but at the same time i'm like
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We got to get them experiencing things like that.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
It happens, but I also knew Sunday was coming, too. And I knew we had a full day planned, so I was like, man, we need to be in bed by 7.30.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
You never let us do anything fun. Never let us do anything fun.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I'm not proud of it, but I had to do what I had to do.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Well, we did it. We did.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And we did. And he didn't eat, but he put on a...
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Well, no, there's no chance to eat. There's no chance both of us eat when we go to a place with him.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah. And then I'll be ready. And then you get to play defense.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Well, and the reason this all got brought up, because apparently our friends over at Hooters are in the news because they're trying to rebrand their restaurant to a family-friendly atmosphere. Yeah. Well, I read the article. According to them, the original owners are back involved who sold it, and they still own like 22 of them, and theirs are a much different standard.
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Yeah. They'll flag you.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
See, that's what I want to try to avoid. I want to get them used to it so that when we do take them out places that they won't be complete banshees.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah. Instead, they were just driving concrete trucks down the middle aisle.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
As long as you give them a truck or a monster truck or something. Your kids are cute.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And then that's what, everything was fine until Ben's got up and started dancing. And then the boys were like, oh, I'm getting off this table. I'm getting off this little seat where I've been confined and we about to have a dance party.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
party yeah that was on me yeah i mean it ain't on you like they i thought it was hilarious and then whalen decided he wouldn't like do the worm or something and crawl on the floor of the restaurant i was like come on son get up we were in the dead center i gotta talk to you y'all chose the seats we're corner people you gotta corner them well at the time when we first walked in there weren't corner seats available we went for the biggest longest avenue for them to drive those trucks yeah
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, like we didn't want to be around nobody.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
It wasn't about us. It was about how can we keep these kids contained?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, how can we give them the biggest space to drive these concrete trucks while she tries to eat? And then Waylon ate a little bit, which is surprising. Jackson, nothing. And then as soon as we closed the door. You want something to eat? No, no. We closed the door on the car. Snacks? Snack.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
we were just in a place that had everything that you would have wanted and no i just want to drive my truck and then we close the door on the truck on her car and snacks snacks like oh my gosh all right dude whatever i don't know i don't know how the kid's gonna survive
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And then on day six- They're eating everything inside. They will eat everything that you put in front of them. And then you're like, oh, cool, man.
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And they'll even try new things.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, they'll eat this now. And then you give them something the next day and they're like, I don't like it. That's their favorite. I can't like it. That's their favorite. I can't like it. It's I don't like it or I can't like that. I can't like that. Gosh, I hear it in my sleep. I'm like, oh. And now the new ones. Help me. Help me. I'm like, oh, my gosh.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Waylon will drop his car, be standing there looking at, help me. I'm like, uh-uh. Bend down and pick it up.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I feel like they're getting that from your mom, though, because she loves those boys so much. She does everything for them. She picks up all their stuff. Yeah. That's grandmama. Yeah. And they've been staying with her for two days a week while I work. Which is fine, but I just look at it.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
She's earned the right. Oh, yeah. Hey, man. I'm ready.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Oh, she's absolutely earned the right.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Look, I love them kids, but I'm kind of ready to be a grandpa. Like, I get to see the stuff she gets away with. Hold on.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
No, I'm just saying.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
They didn't have a standards policy in place.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Another what? Another who?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
What are you saying? We're not in agreeance on that.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
No, we're in agreeance. You sent me to the urologist. We are in agreeance.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
You're welcome, fans.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Go ahead, Brittany. Listen, if it is in God's will.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
It can be done.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I would absolutely carry another baby. I wouldn't prefer to have two babies.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
They had no policies in place.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
But when he went and got that done. Snip, snap. Snip, snap. When he got that done, I was like. I know a guy.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I was in the thick of taking care of twins. I don't even remember the first year. I was surviving in the worst way possible. So I was like, you're not touching me. You will not touch me until that is snipped. And now we're two and a half years in, and I can breathe, and the darkness has subsided. And now I'm like, I could do it again. Fuck.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
There you go. See?
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
not with me hey one more i'm not your cowboy i want a girl i don't know you know you know who the problem is your wife lottie yeah well lottie's the rudest kid on her i promise let me send her over so y'all started with two boys right then had a little girl very close together and our friends about two and a half years later had a little princess our friends the holdman's
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, same situation.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Same way. And the rooster is the coolest little kid. She's a cool little girl for now.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
It was pretty much one of the most toxic jobs I've ever had. There you go. How long did you work there? Four months. Four months. And then a friend of mine that I had met in college, she actually got me a job at Valvoline changing oil. So...
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Like, you know, the problem with girls, no offense, I love you, dear. I know, we're crazy. But hormones are coming.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
At least with boys, you know what's coming? Stink. They're just going to stink.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Hormones are a wild ride. It's a dragon that you've got to learn how to ride.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Especially for females. That's a different deal.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
A crazy that we don't necessarily have control over. I can't help it.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Let me tell you something.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
That is precious. When we were told... My ovaries right now. When we were told... That's the most precious thing I've ever seen.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Look, you're not going to find... Look at her little dress. You're not going to find a guy that was... I was so cool with being a boy and girl father when we were told it was a boy and a girl. I was like, all right, cool, man. That's tight.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
And I think that's why I'm holding on to it because up until the anatomy scan, we were actually supposed to have a boy and a girl.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, they scanned it and you look and there was Waylon's penis, you know? And so like...
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I said, I'm the one that put the fear in him. I still have the picture of us from the first ultrasound, of us holding the ultrasound, and it was just.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I remember vividly we walked out of that office and said, we beat it.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
If you need your oil changed or your tires rotated, I can also help you with that.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I have so many more questions.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I'm a boy mom, though. I just feel like I wouldn't know the first thing about having a girl.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, you and a girl would be really cool until she got about eight.
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And then we would have beef.
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Then y'all would be.
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Well, no, no. Yeah.
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But I see it too now. Like when you're in the thick of that stuff, like the boys are a lot of fun.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Oh, that's coming. Yeah, because right now it's monkey see, monkey do with them. Like if one of them gets to doing something and the other one ain't doing nothing, then they just go do the exact same thing, which is where a lot of the fights come from. Right.
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Have kids, they said. That's what Jackson will do. Jackson hates being yelled at, getting loud things. He's just not a big fan of it. So Waylon will just yell at him.
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He'll get up right in his face and go, ah.
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And then he'll turn to us like we're supposed to do something. I'm like, son, he didn't do anything to you. You just got to quit.
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But Waylon knows what he's doing. He's like, I know that I'm not physically touching him.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Hold on, but he's pushing the button. Oh, yeah. He knows what to push the button. And Jackson does the same thing. He knows he's faster than Waylon. He's way faster. He'll take a toy that Waylon likes and he'll just hold it out in front of him. And then take off running. And then, boom, zoom, zoom, take off running. That's good. Yeah. I mean, he's like, yeah, catch me.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
He just wants to be chased all the time. Yeah, he does. I don't know. It's weird because he's chunky, so you wouldn't think that'd be the normal thing.
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But, yeah, he's.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
You can make her stop.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, that seems to be Jackson's MO right now. He's a lover, not a fighter.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
He submits. If Waylon wants to come grab a toy out of his... He might resist for a second, but then he'll be like, all right, here.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Here, I don't want you to yell at me.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, he doesn't like being yelled at.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, but it's a lot of fun right now. So I get where you could be talked into having another one. But I think we're a good family right now. We're good. We still ain't figured this out yet. Neither have we. Yeah. Just add another one. Yeah, just keep on, huh?
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No, I went to a young guy.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah, I went to a young guy.
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To get it undone? Yeah, just reconnect it.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
No, he said, consider it permanent. That's what he told me. He said, you can do something, but just trust me, you don't want to. And I was like, okay, whatever, let's do this.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Most would rather sit home and collect a check rather than go work something that they feel is beneath them.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
What, like the reversal process? No, you never get it reversed.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
No, reverse. You can go get it drawn. You can. There's.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
They got intended. So I'm considering it permanent.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I'm not going to lie. In some of my prayers at night, I'm like, Lord, if it is your will, you have the power.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Yeah. And he does. He does. And he does. And he can. And he may. But that's up to him.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I have made mine. My bed is made.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Well, go ahead, and if you're going to do it, do it, because I'm about to be 34, and I don't want to.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Oh, you poor thing. I know you. You poor thing.
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Old 40 over here. That's her heart.
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Yeah, you poor thing.
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Could you imagine?
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I just don't want to go back. He just gave me a look. I don't want to go back through some of them early stages. But I mean, like now, if they pop out of like two and a half, that'd be cool.
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But just think about just how easy it would be if we just had one.
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Are you forgetting about the other two that we still have to take care of?
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They'll be more self-sufficient. Like when we had the boys, it was two infants that literally could do nothing for themselves.
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They won't even go pee on the grass. And you're calling them self-sufficient. They're not going to be self-sufficient for another three years.
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But they're getting there.
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Hey, self-sufficient.
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Look, Lindsey's kid here yesterday, if you wonder why the office smells weird, Finley is a great child. I 10 out of 10 recommend if you've got a daughter. She's been on the pod. Oh, yeah, Finley's been here. I forgot about that. You consider her self-sufficient, right? She's 12 probably, maybe a little older, or somewhere around there, 10, 12 something.
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Yeah. She's made ramen noodles up here before. She makes ramen noodles yesterday. Did she burn them? She didn't put any water in. Oh, you can blow up a microwave to it. So when you consider self-sufficient, let's consider the sources here.
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Oh, there you go. Yeah. See, that's what I mean. Like, yeah.
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Self-sufficient enough that we could have another baby.
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Yeah. And it'll probably be of the canine variety.
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Listen. Yeah, I'm with you on that. Another kid before the dog because I'm drowning in dog hair and I love our dog so much. She was our first child, but.
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Yeah, we've already had a girl. Yeah. Her name's Jude. She'll be 11 this year, so our time's running thin, I'm sure.
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No, I'm just saying that's the problem with a dog is most of them you're going to outlive.
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That's the problem.
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Yeah. I don't need another one. I mean, I could be talked into a turtle. Nope.
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I don't want anything. He loves turtles, dude.
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Unless it's like Michelangelo, I'm out on turtles. I would go for a box turtle over one of them that requires like a water deal, but like
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It earned its keep because it would go through eating the centipedes in our house. You just had a turtle that run free? Yeah. It's a free range.
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Where's he going to go? Yeah. We gave him water. He just ate the centipedes. He ain't going to run out the door on you.
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Johnny D, turtle poop, you wouldn't ever even notice that, man.
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A little box turtle, yeah, you're not going to notice that.
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Congratulations. I had a lot of guys looking at me, but I also had some haters at Valvoline, too, because I'd get these guys come in in their big jacked-up trucks. She don't know what she's doing. They'd see me go down below and they'd be like, is she the one that's about to change my oil? And they throw a little fit and they would, my boss would always back me up like she's certified.
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But I would say right now with the boys' current obsession, we're trending towards some sort of lizard.
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Yeah, they're obsessed with lizards, which I'm not excited about.
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They love catching lizards right now. They just look at you and go, go catch a lizard? Or... And then you watch them, they like sneak up. Like they want to be like a baby cheetah, but you know, then they don't know what to do once they get there. And the lizard's like, all right, bro.
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Yeah, then they look at dad and they're like, pick this up.
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Yeah, can you catch him for me and let me pet him and then we'll put him back.
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Yeah, don't get stuck in your Hooters. And if Hooters management reads this and y'all put that verse on a shirt, we just want some credit. That's all we're saying. Don't get stuck in your hooters. Yeah. Don't get stuck in the hooters. I believe it's now called hoots.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
Hoots. I was just about to say, I just don't see how they can be family friendly and still be called hooters.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
I'm here for it because I'm here for it.
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Yeah. Absolutely. You go hooters.
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Yeah. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck crawl room. We're out.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
But in my head, I'm like, you wouldn't be here if you could do it yourself. So I'm going to go change. Put your oil in 15 minutes. Go ahead with your bad self.
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Yeah, go ahead, you little man complex self. You driving that jacket truck up in here.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
How long did you work at Valvoline? Oh, that was probably almost a year.
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She's still got a scar on her arm to prove it.
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I do. I actually have a scar on the inside of my arm because the burn sleeves are made for men. And my wrists are tiny and dainty.
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A man wouldn't fit in that very well. A couple guys. Those orange shorts would be a little unforgiving, if you will. Potentially they'd change from an owl to a camel. I don't know. Nope, nope, nope. Burn sleeves. Or a moose.
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The burn sleeves were not made for women, and the exhaust pipe was wrapped around the oil filter, and I had reached up to unscrew the oil filter. I don't know what you're talking about.
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My burn sleeve slipped down, and it sizzled the inside of my wrist. Then you heard a little shh, shh. Yeah. And then hot oil proceeded to trick him. There you go. It's very traumatic.
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Uncle Si Learns the Toxic Industry Secrets From a Former Hooters Girl
The list is long, actually. I was just about to say. But the first stop.
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See, but that's what you got to have, man. You got to find your woman with a work ethic, man. She work at Hooters. She work at Valvoline.
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I went back into the restaurant business after Valvoline.
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I was desperate to get out of Hooters. That checks out according to Netflix.
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Did you rock that blue jumpsuit?
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Yeah, it was all wool. Did it say Britney on it? It did.
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Yeah, Jacob Mayo will probably pay you top dollar for that.
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He'll make you a good deal.
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General Vantage, baby.
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A navy blue wool jumpsuit.
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But I'm a firm believer.
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And I kept it in a locker at work. We have black steel toe. Yeah, all the things.
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This was my first stop. And I do want to preface this by saying. I didn't really have a choice. I had applied to every restaurant in the area.
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Everybody needs to start at a job where your name is on your shirt. Yeah. To some level. Super one.
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A blue collar job. Yeah. Like at Tyner Petras, I had a name tag. Said Justin Martin across it. Like everybody needs to start where your name's on your shirt, where nobody knows who the crap you are. I've had a lot of jobs. And then figure it out.
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Was it a stage name? Or did you go with your real one?
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Yeah, and especially because we had to pay for our uniforms. So I was not trying to mess my uniform up because it's coming out of my paycheck.
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So did y'all had to pay for like them pantyhose they wear?
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Yes, there's a vending machine in the back of every Hooters.
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They come from a vending machine?
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Comes from a vending machine. You pay for your socks and your pantyhose.
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I see where they got the tacky part now.
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What about, did they give you them orange shorts?
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The orange shorts they give you?
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Yeah, they gave me the orange shorts. They gave me the orange shorts. I got my first uniform free. It's the least they could do.
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There you go. That was quite a... No. There is no evidence other than the IRS.
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And this podcast. Up until now that I worked at Hooters. I worked very hard to bury that, but I am unashamed. I have found Jesus and I am unashamed of my past.
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There you go. So it was really kind of a weird moment when last year we went to Cancun for New Year and with some friends, a bunch of friends, we were tired of eating out at the fancy Mexican places.
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You would. I mean, you really would.
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Buddy, just trust me, you would. It was a weird deal. So we were like, national championship was coming on. We said, we're going somewhere American. Got on there, Googled American restaurant near us.
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But one in particular was a first. And I was in no... To be fair, that kind of speaks volumes.
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Hooters, baby. Which then allowed her chance to explain to our friends face-to-face.
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Because he brought it up again. I was like, well, Brittany used to work here. It's a great story. And I was like, stop telling people that.
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It's a great story. I'm going to tell our kids. You are not. Oh, yes, he is. Yes, I am.
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Ants? In your pants?
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In your pantry?
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Yeah, you had to have a job.
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Ants. Ants. In your pant.
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There you go. Pesty rules. And it's super easy. Yeah. And you can, it's DIY. I mean, they take care of it. If I can do it, you can do it. Yeah. The other guys charge over $800 a year. Pesty gets you going for just $35 of treatment. And it's made for your location, bugs, and climate. Look, it's springtime. It won't quit raining. Your house a lot of times is the high spot.
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I had to have a job. It was actually very crucial. I didn't have help. No one was helping me at the time. So, and... I had just got an apartment with my best friend and her mom, who I've known since I was very little, was the co-signer. So I was like, I'm not going to let her down. I've got to get an income.
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Bugs are going to the high spot. Water everywhere, they're coming to the high spot. That's your house. So if you want to evict them, you can get with Pesty. Look, Pesty gets rid of over 100 types of bugs. I'm talking spiders, ants, roaches, scorpions, you name it.
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And there you go. Look, Pesty is also kid and pet friendly. The pesticides they ship... Everything you just said, I enjoy being in my home. The pesticides they ship are fully registered, and they've been used all around the country in hospitals and schools, so you know you can trust it. Pesty offers a 100% bug-free guarantee or your money back if the bugs don't go away.
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They'll give you a full refund. Pesty's kit includes a sprayer, mixing bag, pesticide gloves, and instructions you can complete in less than 10 minutes.
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we have very different lives i said eat it son your mom's gonna see you at hooters you're gonna get in trouble and i was rude of me i apologize luke if you're listening uh about no the reason i'm gonna tell the boys is because it proves you're not above anything right like if you need a job because you signed on the dotted line to make a commitment to pay for something you go get that job.
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Whatever it is.
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That's what I'm saying.
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She was one of them at 18 that ran out of mom and dad. Gone. I'll figure this crap out.
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Now my dad, I will say, I want to give him a little credit because he ended up coming around I think it was my sophomore year of college and he's a veteran so he signed over his VA benefits which gave me a housing allowance at that time. Which I still worked on top of that, but it was nice to have that little break. But at the time, but at Hooters time, I was on my own. No one was helping me.
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And when you sign on the dotted line, you've got to do it.
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You've got to do it.
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There's no forgiveness. There's none of that. You signed up for it. You got to do it.
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My home life was very toxic. I had to get out of where I had to get out of the situation I was in.
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So, and that's something I want the boys to know.
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So you decided you needed to be delightfully tacky. Yet unrefined. Isn't that the catchphrase? Isn't that what they put on the back of those shirts?
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Because you got to.
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And if they are, they generally have the clipboard and meet you to deal before the oil change. They're not the ones under the lift.
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I can rotate your tires too.
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I actually need that done. Yeah. I'll hop on over there.
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Yes, best I could. See, that's what we're talking about. Cheers to you, mama.
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Yeah. And I was not going to let.
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Well, you do have a choice. And you can either lay there and wallow in it, poor me, or you can get out there. Or you can get out of it. Yeah, you can put your britches on, put your shoes on and go to work. Sling wings, sling oil, sling something. Sling something. What you sling? Fertilizer. Fertilizer and quick creek.
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Remember when they shut down the entire city for three days because we didn't have nothing to do? They put our mayor on the weather channel, and they're like, well, how are y'all going to get that? She goes.
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She goes, we ain't got no snow plows, bro. We just going to wait. They said, well, what are you going to do? She goes, wait till God melts it.
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I was giggling so hard. So I said, and a Bengal tiger comes over. I mean, it was magic. I was like, this is why. This episode right here launched everything.
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Oh, well, see, that's why our mayor's better than theirs. Ten inches of snow in Lafayette. They spent a bunch of money on getting, like, Indiana to send snow plows. Lafayette, Louisiana. Is Iowa still over, too?
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Carter looked at me and said, you need to take me duck hunting. I said, well, Carter, you're going to have to ask Martin because I ain't going to duck hunting unless I ask Martin.
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Yeah, the neighborhood squirrels are in danger next fall is what I have a feeling.
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I got to figure it out. I've got a .14 he can use. Now, we're about to start the actual gun training process with Carter. Hey, if he's going to be president.
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The other one's going back to it. Whenever we pass Stone's house, go to my parents, we lock the doors. That way Carter don't get beat up by any girls. If we're in the neighborhood on a walk, we run.
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Speaking of your wife, who was she watching play basketball the other day?
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Well, your next-door neighbor got his butt kicked by my son, but that's the end of it. All right. And by my son, I mean by my son's friends. They really dominated. But my son was cheering them on. Ben's is the best to watch play basketball. He's like, hey, I'm open. And then they don't pass it to him and they go score. He's like, great job, man. It's like the team cheerleader. Team morale.
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He ain't competitive. He's like, dad, we had fun. I'm like, but you lost. He's like, but it was a good time. And I'm like, I can't argue with this logic.
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But I saw your wife out there and I was like, I don't think Clay has a third grader, but. If he does, we just beat him, and I can't wait to tell him about it.
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But I'm not an outside door. We got doors on both sides.
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He's a weapon, man. That's where Willie got it from.
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Throw stuff. Yeah. Speaking of throwing stuff. What?
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Oh, nobody likes them. Si, guess who I just met with? And we need your advice on this. Oh, there you go. Guess where I just came from. I feel like I've grown into a full-grown adult now. Although I don't want to. The mayor asked me to come meet with her because West Monroe is putting on a gar rodeo. A gar rodeo? A gar rodeo. Well, how do you put on a gar rodeo?
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That's why we had to have a whole meeting. Apparently it's just going to be a fishing contest where who can catch the biggest, nastiest gar?
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That's a good one. There's one down south at Gar Rodeo. Hey, hey. 143 pounds one.
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They have those competitions. They have like shark catching competitions some places.
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I had that in Jaws. Hey, he breaks his tooth off. Well, that's what we're doing, but on the wash ball river.
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But I convinced them for the weigh-in, we're going just straight downtown. Downtown West Monroe? And we're going to weigh 100-pound catfish and guard in. And it's going to be awesome. And I told them my only rule is I need the guard commanders to be the mascots. That's right. And, Martin, it gets better. You know that mullet toss Floribama does? Yeah.
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I don't know about that. That ain't my rig. But we are going to. I get to be the emcee of the mullet toss. We might just have mullet shipped in. I don't know how we're going to do it. But I'm also going to win it. Because I threw the javelin.
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Oh, yeah. No, it's the most redneck thing. I was proud to be from West Monroe this morning. Because I met with all of our dignitaries and the visitor's bureau. We got like the world championship cornhole coming to West Monroe. They had to get to be able to sell beer at the place so the cornhole people would come. And I was like, praise the Lord. We're going to end up on the Ocho.
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We are going to be the Ocho. West Monroe is on its path. Hunter, that's your neighborhood. Exactly. We already had ping pong. That's your people. I'm sorry. Table tennis. We had the table tennis qualifiers. Now we got cornhole championship. And a gar rodeo. It's all the same time? No, it's all different. Oh, the cornhole. That's what's going down. I was like. I was about to say.
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I don't think they're going to pull it off. We don't even want your Bucky's anymore. A Gar... We want a gar rodeo. Unless the Bucky's sells gar balls.
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One bone to pick with our entire show is he's sick of us talking about the Bucky's brisket. He emailed this 14 hours ago, and here we are talking about the Bucky's brisket.
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He did put a P.S., and he loves Stone. True American, my kind of people. So he got a little stoned in him.
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There's a certain class of celebrity that can't go into a Buc-ee's. You are in it.
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uh well yeah but the frogs on the on the golf course combined with the career day cannot be beaten that's a good one i mean it was magic like there's more there's more game on the on the golf course than there is anywhere else that was what the whole episode was about and it was also funny because there was a there was an episode right after that where it was basically like we have to explain side of people
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I've taken pictures in a Bucky. They're like, aren't you that kid on one episode of Duck Dynasty? And I was like, that was me. Can I have a picture? I was like, sure.
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I might be wanting to bite you. Anyway, Martin, do you want to participate in throwing fish with me?
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This is the chance that you get to do it. I can't do that on a regular basis. I can do it at a Gar Rodeo. I'm way more apt to wear sleeves and pants.
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There's a pole division. There's a bow fishing division. There's a jugs division. And then there's a youth division. Wow. Which one pays the best? And then there's the catfish division as well. Which one pays the best? We don't know that yet.
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I've been throwing stuff for a minute. Between those two. No, not a javelin. We're throwing fish. But you both have to wear overalls and no t-shirt. I'm in. We're throwing a fish. We're throwing a fish. The whole competition will be picking up some sort of fish off of ice and seeing who in this town can throw it the furthest.
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He can pick up a bigger fish than me. I can throw a small fish for him.
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I did not run track. I threw things. A chunker. A chunker.
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Come see them, though. Come to downtown West Monroe. Hang out with me. We're going to look at red ducks with giant fish. I'm so excited you can't get me down about it.
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And there was the whole thing, like, that we take for granted about how he says, hey. They do the whole thing, like, why does Si say hey so much?
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Can we just go back to something real fast? Just real, before we let this moment get away from us, Hunter might be the most interesting person in this room. I'm telling you, I've told him things. Because he's like, hey, remember that time I drove to Austin to watch Barbie the movie? Also, I went frog gigging with my cousin one time. My Asian carp jumped out.
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We sucker punched that sucker right back into the water. So it's like you're the most eclectic redneck I've ever met. That's life with a redneck, son. But he does things that are so un-redneck. Like, I guess he's probably a lot like Jep. They both play World of Warcraft, but they'll kill something if they need to eat.
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Anyways, that's why I love Hunter. Also, Hunter, the people want the camera. Oh.
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I believe on Duck Dynasty season one, episode two, Phil Robertson said a bunch of nerds. Probably. That's what I call myself.
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I like that attitude. No, he's in the dead center of each of his circle because they're like, you know what? I'm too weird to go out and frog gig. And then the frog giggers are like, man, I'd like to go to the movies, but my friends would make fun of me if they heard I went to the movies.
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I mean, eclectic redneck, very average at Call of Duty. He's a great guy.
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That's the best part about being from a small town. We got cornhole, we got gar rodeos, and I can tell where you got shoes.
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That was the worst thing that ever happened to me. I never considered myself big and tall, but I had to go to a different section to get socks. Socks go up to a 12. Yeah.
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Yeah. You go put on. That's not what I'm asking. You go put on a child's sock and you'll be like, this is miserable. Yeah.
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When they're like, oh, this sock fits size 4 to 6, you'd be like, no, it's not big enough. And socks are all. You look at socks, every one of them is a 9 to a 12. Yeah, they stop at a 12.
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Hunter's Love Life. I've been waiting for this moment. Hello at duckcallroom.com. Hunter, this is encouragement from Ryan. I don't know where Ryan's from, but he's a compliance manager at Cotton Holdings Incorporated.
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it's a very fancy email oh he he has a guarantee and i actually think he's right okay you know hunter's like i'm taking a break yeah can't do this anymore women are crazy it's that time in 30 days you'll find her and you'll be engaged in a year that is ryan's guarantee and i'm actually that's typically how it goes it's that time when you stop looking that's when she shows up hunter cool
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I'm committed to being on this one as much as I was on the last one.
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All right, you get the voicemail ready. Cade from College Station slash Brian, Texas says, If you're wondering how to get me to really pay attention to your email, this is a great way. The subject line is like a yield sign with an exclamation point emoji. Caution, this is a great question. And then another emoji. I was like, you know what? Okay. We're going to find out, buddy.
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All right. Gig them, Aggies. If you could live off one animal for food for the rest of your life.
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What would it be? What a boring answer. Chicken. Chicken, pork. Squirrel. Squirrel. You know how many dead squirrels are at the beginning of Duck Dynasty, by the way? It's been a wild ride.
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I might actually... Oh, that's such a tough question. No, it ain't. The rest of your life, you're locked into one chicken. The answer's always squirrel, he says. Always squirrel. Chicken's the obvious, though.
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Well, I'm about to country club the country club, by the way. Because I think I'm going with shrimp. Oh, a shrimp, yeah. You can grill a shrimp. You can boil a shrimp. You can butterfly a shrimp.
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I've been told by my mother, everything you're not supposed to eat pregnant, my mom ate, and I'm doing all right.
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So we got squirrel, pig, chicken. Nobody in here with the cow. Well, see, that was up in the air.
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I'm glad this isn't like a real scenario. That was a good question. That would just make me a bummer.
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You're getting stuck with chicken. Every restaurant in America got a chicken.
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Alice's spring chicken. Love to have you come. Can't afford it. Anyways, one day I'm going to memorize this number. 318-215... 6559.
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318-215-6559. Hunter's going to listen, and then if Hunter deems you worthy, he'll play it. And Hunter's an eclectic redneck, so remember that when calling in.
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Me. I put my picture on a satellite and they sent it to space.
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Really standard voice. Hard to guess. Indiana. Yeah, somewhere up there. I'm going to go with Ohio. O-H-I-O.
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It's going to get dark when you ask me that. I don't like being alone, friend.
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No, I take it back. I would explore some places. Would you? Area 51. We're going to find out what was happening there. How are you going to get there? In a car.
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I ain't flying no dead gum airplane by myself, y'all. What if I die?
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No, if everybody's gone, they actually made a TV show about that. Really? Yeah. It was called Last Man on Earth, actually. You're going to die. The first four episodes were decent.
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Oh, yeah. That's eventually going to drive you crazy.
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But I got like three or four months. Like, we're going to go read all the stuff that's happening in the White House.
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Oh, for sure. I'm going to take a picture. I'm going to post it to Instagram. We'll get no likes, but I'm going to do it.
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If it's a rapture, that sucks. See, that's what I was wondering. Because I can think, I ain't trying to judge people, but I can think of some people that should be behind me in life.
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But I will say- Duck Dynasty revival ain't a thing without Sadie.
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I ain't got no explorations in Mexico. Really? I don't need to see any of that.
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Oh, the animals. Yeah. You can drive to Mexico, no problem. If nobody's left, guard it. Yeah, that's easy. You can bike all the way to Argentina.
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It's the only part of the government that Cy agrees with is the public broadcasting service.
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Verse of the day. I'm going just verse of the day, which happens to be one of my favorite verses. Bible gateway? 2 Corinthians 12, 9. But he said to me, my grace is sufficient for you for my power is made perfect in weakness. Therefore, I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses so that Christ's power may rest on me. Love it. There you go. Amen. It's a solid one. Welcome back, Si. Yeah.
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There's things that are going to happen that it just excites me. Yeah. Anyway, I say all that to say Carter wants to go duck hunting. Yeah. And I said, well, buddy, we probably need to practice. You know, Carter, we haven't necessarily reached the age and all kids are different.
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Some kids can handle a gun at five and I get that. There's going to be people comment. I gave my son a gun at four.
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So we've been waiting and building up to this, and I was like, all right, I think he's ready now. So I said, we're going to have to practice some. We're not going tomorrow. He was like, no, we'll go tomorrow. I was like, no. I said, and you're going to have to ask Martin. I said, and it's too cold for me. I'm very fair weather at this. Yeah. And he said, okay, well, I need to practice.
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So I need you to get me, print me off a picture of a duck and bring me a Nerf gun. I said, no, no. I said, he goes, he goes, it's basically, that's practice. I said, kind of. I said, but a Nerf gun and a shotgun are very different consequences if you make a mistake. And he goes, he looked at me and I go, yeah, Nerf gun. I say, ow, a shotgun. We're all at the hospital. And he was like, huh?
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No, it would be Mark Rober's fault. You did what? Mark Rober. Also, welcome back. Well, sorry.
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And it's funny. Cause it, it's just so weird. The way life works. Cause it, it's, It's Duck Dynasty that has turned him into this, like, I am a man who needs to kill my game. Because Phil Robertson told me a woman will never cut me off in bed if I bring her fresh squirrel brains. And I'm like, no, you can't. That's not what he said. But I did get nervous about explaining that to my children, Phil.
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I didn't know we were recording. You know that kid, the guy with the squirrels in his backyard? He built a satellite. Okay. He put a phone on the satellite, and he put another phone to take a picture of the phone on the satellite. So if you send him your picture, he will take a picture of you on the other phone from space with your hometown in the background. I don't know if you've met Carter.
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So thanks for that. tvpg oh i'm ready for the crawfish episode i can't wait yeah you see that little thing like i mean yeah he gave it to all of them oh oh phil was just i guess i just i i know phil and i know size so size always cutting up and size hilarious and phil's always real serious but man he's funny on that tv show it's always the same deal like have you ever heard phil laugh
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My favorite's when he says your name to you wrong on purpose. Oh, yeah. And I know you know my name. Yeah. Because you're one of the smartest people I know.
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Tommy B, Jimmy C, hey, go over there and give me that water. Yes, sir. You don't correct him. You just say, yes, sir. I am now Tommy B for the rest of my life. Oh, man.
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That was one of Carter's favorite parts of Duck Dynasty 2. He was like, I've been in that room.
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Fascinated by it, so we had to do it. How much? Well, we're members of the club, so we didn't have to pay anything.
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I had my kids running around the house one night. I'm going, the Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria. I didn't tell them the rest of it. That would be inappropriate. That's a bad deal. Anyways, duck call room?
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We're in. Okay. We get the box every week. Really? Yeah, we're engineers at our house.
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How do you feel? I feel pretty good. First and foremost, you're on the mend. You're good. Oh, yeah. Okay.
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Oh, gosh. I'm very nervous. So, welcome back to the duck call room, anyways.
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So Carter wants to go duck hunting because we've watched Duck Dynasty, which by the way, we're like six episodes in now. I forgot just how funny Phil Robertson is on Duck Dynasty season one. Because I've always said my favorite episode is when they go to the school for a career day. Yeah, he's gotten it. We watched that last night, and you would think I was like a junior high girl.
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Because once you got to the gate, you were trapped. That was it. There, there is no getting out of here without Phil at that point, especially if you ain't ever been there. And he just looked at me and he said, do you know Jesus? And I said, like any good heathen, right? I said, absolutely. You know, you know, I ain't like, you don't want to say the wrong thing. You bet.
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Oh, I mean, you're with Phil Robertson on his land on a four wheeler and he's got a 22 rifle on it. Yeah, absolutely. I know it. I mean, yeah. And, and to be fair. it wasn't an outright lie because I didn't know who Jesus was, but I knew the question he was asking. And I also knew that my answer was no. Right. But I said, yes, because I didn't know. And he knew I was lying to him.
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I mean, he ain't, that was one thing. He was a, it's a good thing. He didn't play poker because he could read a human like that. Right. Like he just knew that.
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from that and then we went through the whole deal everywhere we stopped we he shared the gospel in nature which for me being a biology nerd was really cool right like we we stopped and talked about different plants and you know i'll forever be grateful for that first time and then fast forward a few years to getting to work with him and spend all the time on the land with him and
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I taught him about plants, and he taught me about floods.
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Yeah, I was teaching him about plants and how to grow weeds, essentially, and he was teaching me about floods because I had no idea. I didn't know what backwaters did. That man single-handedly knows more about the Washtenaw River than the Army Corps of Engineers who quote-unquote designed it. Phil Robertson knows more. about the Ouachita River.
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The most knowledgeable man on the face of the earth, aside from Jesus himself, knows more about that Ouachita River than any person ever will going forward because it was his lifeblood. It was everything to him.
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When I first started here the bitter pecan was still the number one enemy. followed closely by the beaver.
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So I got plenty of time over there on the squirt bar. He wouldn't ever let you do the cutting because the cutting was fun. But he'd let you stand there and watch him get kneed up by mosquitoes squirting chemical on the roots.
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Yeah. He, uh, he's the one that taught me. I mean, he's, he's the one that told me this. He said, look here. He said, you would rather look dumb and be smart and be smart than vice versa. He said, look, I'm down here. Nobody thinks I know anything. He said, it's the most freeing thing in the world. He said,
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if you get up there and you got to start spitting it out he said that ain't where you want to be they said you you just end up right down here and the man i mean and for three maybe four years i spent a lot of time i mean i slept on his couch like and at the lodge and because he had a new young laborer you know right that that was on the payroll so willie wasn't gonna say nothing like
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Um, he went labor. Yeah. He went crazy one year and decided we needed to do everything at night, you know? And so I would, I wasn't going, I wasn't going to drive back down there after two hours of sleep. I just go in there, sleep on the couch, sleep in the playroom. Let me get a little rest. Yeah. Let me just get a little rest, you know, about once a week I'd go home.
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Uh, you know, but I mean, he had fresh clothes. He'd have me 24 seven down there. And man, it was just, and Goblin was right there with it because he just went crazy one year. He went, everything had to be done at night.
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And all Mac wore buttons on his shirt. Yeah.
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And that's as close as you're ever going to get to a compliment.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Hey, Brett. Oh, yeah. Oh, Brett, man. You were known by whatever you did.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
It's just like before we got started, Sinky called me Buster Crab on the phone. I didn't even know who Buster Crab was when Phil hung me with that. I had to get on the interwebs, as he called them. To find out who Buster Crabb was, you know.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, man. I don't know. I'm trying to, I mean, you just look back on it. I remember we, uh, when I first started here, we, I was getting all like the information at commander.com emails, all that stuff. And we got invited. to a place to go duck hunting up in Nebraska called Cheyenne Ridge. I'll never forget it because of the travel it took to get there.
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And I just, you know, by happenstance, walked in there and told Phil about it. And he was like, yep, load up the truck. And I was like, do what? I mean, it was like November, like November 1st, something like that. And I said, what do you mean load up the truck? He said, I think I'm ready to go duck hunting. Load up the truck. We going. They invited us. We going. I was like, okay.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, we roll out at about 2 p.m. We don't make it off a red cut road before we get pulled over for speeding. Like legit on red cut road. It was me, Phil, Jace and Jeff all in one pickup truck. Four grown men with everything we had in one pickup truck on red cut road were pulled over.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
sheriff's officer walks up there of course this is pre-duck dynasty pre pre all that stuff he walks up there phil got his license registration cops say you know why i pulled you over and phil just looked at him said whatever you got to do do it quick we're going duck hunting and i was like wait do what like i'm just sitting on the back seat you know like a young fat boy because i mean i'm about 300 pounds at that time
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And I'm like, what did this man just do to this cop? He just said, whatever you got to do, do it quick.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And I said, well, we're getting that ticket. That ain't no big deal. Whatever. And the cop walked back about two minutes later. He said, Mr. Robertson, please slow down. And I hope y'all kill him. And then we're gone. And we rolled to Nebraska. I'm talking about out there, Platte River, Nebraska. Rolled at 2 p.m. from here and stepped out of the truck at legal shooting hours.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Like drove all the way through the night, got out of the truck. Everybody just kind of slept on the back seat. We just rotated around the truck. Everybody take turns driving. And we'd rotate around the truck. And Phil was so mad at ducks. Even then.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
that we i mean there was a lot easier way to do what we did but it wasn't part of the journey right like it wasn't part of that ain't part of it i know and that it was just so wild for me to see because like you know you see the videos and you think you know and i'm just fresh working here like all the things and i'm like ain't no way man a lot of that stuff's edited you know
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, which Babylon B is all satire. So like the name of the title, it made me laugh. Look at it. It made me giggle. That's good.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Oh, that is good. And amongst all the emotions we've had since the, since it all came out, when I stumbled across that one yesterday, man, I got plum tickled. I mean, I just, I just got plum. Cause he's talking about that a lot.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Run. R-U-N. Oh, man.
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Yes, Joe. Well, he had that line.
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Where would you rather be? The best ones, too.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Stay away from her. No, but the problem wasn't Kaye. Kay always had a posse. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, her. Her girls. The muffins.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
The muffins. Yeah. Kay would, I mean, Phil would say, we'd be sitting there hunting. He said, call Miss Kay and see if any muffins have left yet. And I'm like, well, what does that matter? He said, well, if they ain't done crying, I ain't going back.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Cattle. When women and cattle stampede. Yeah, that's right. When they stampede. He had a way with words, man. Yeah. You know, it's starting to warm up. It finally quit raining, so you know what's going to happen, man. Bugs! Here come the bugs. They're coming inside looking for a drink of water. You know how to stop it yourself. Just like that.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And he was a Sundance kid, right? Yeah. Really used a naked kid.
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yeah when i took mine off the smoker yesterday they broke in half and i just started dying laughing man i just started dying like nope too tender you missed it on them boys too tender there's gonna be them little things man there's gonna be it's wild like just all the golly all the chaos that ensued around that man too it was uh There's so many lines, so many stories.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Like I sat there on my phone yesterday. I'm so thankful. Like the past five or six years when I would go duck hunting down there from time to time, I didn't hunt most of the time. I just sat there like, and just watched and listened. So I got to look, going back through my phone and listening to Phil Robertson blow a duck call. Right. Like, and,
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I'll never get to hear that again until we get there. But like Phil just, he was different on a duck call than anybody else too. Like he is the only one that sounds like that with a duck call.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
So like it just, and sitting there and watching the look in his eyes on the Vick, because the way he watched ducks when they work, like the way he would cut those eyes and all those things, man, there's just a lot of that. you're never going to replace it. So you got to do whatever you can do to make sure you get a chance to see that again. Right.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Like, and I don't know that there's going to be hunting in heaven. I hope there is. I think we'll be a mildly distracted when we first get there, but we got eternity. So eventually I think we'll get back to duck hunting. We'll get used to it. Eventually we'll get back to duck hunting. We got time to adapt. Yeah.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, we, we, I think, I mean, I don't think we're going to step up there and go get in a duck blind. I think there's a few things, a few other things we're going to do.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
but i got tickled yesterday morning like even the day after he's he's gone from this earth and i wake up at daylight and it's just thundering and lightning and carrying on and i'm like boy they must be whacking them up there you know i mean like because it just fits right like just boom bow all the thunder and what's that noise dad
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, bowling. I just looked at it as a good duck hunt on a cold front because I don't think the seasons matter as much up there. I think some of them rules and regs are gone. The old way is gone and the new is in.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, 12 million angry ducks. The only thing that would have been funnier is if it had Joe Olivares' picture there. Because if Joe made it, I bet he met him at the gate and said, how'd you do it? How'd you do it? How did you go that many years?
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
For our listeners' sake, who's Joe? Federal Game Warden. There it is. The North Louisiana Federal Game Warden.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And then in that regard, I'm going to give you the man. I'm going to give you one of these, the man who perfected the thumbs up, right? Because everything you've seen posted about Phil to this point, there was, uh, a lot of it was one quote, uh, which is awesome. I'm not going to honor what he said because I can't. Don't cry. Don't cry. That's out.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Back BC, that was a major part of it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Via river, probably just under, well... Too far to move probably 20, probably between 20 and 25 miles. But by the time you get down the creek, cause you got to go from the creek.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And we're still hunting on those cypress logs to this day. I remember the first time down there, first backwater I experienced with him. Watching that man move a floating duck blind was the most incredible. Well, I was going to say. That's the most incredible feat. This ain't something.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, the man would have two boats tied to it, but one man operating it. And I was in the boat. I said, what do you need me to do? He said, I need you in the middle for balance. And so I would just sit in the middle of the boat, and then he would run from – The boat to the log to the other boat to the back and forth and never misses. If I'd have tried to do that, I'd have been dead.
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Like I'd have been swimming in 17 foot of water and feels just like a cat. Even, you know, he was twice my age and it was just the most incredible thing I have ever seen. Pulled off.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That didn't work out, did it?
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
You know what, speaking of that, being so tied to that river, I remember it was actually the flood that caused us to move into this building. We were working down there. We're sitting in the duck call room, building duck calls, doing all the things. The duck call room there, the little shed up beside it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. Hey, we got a stone walking in. Hey, we're going to pop out. While Hunter's getting this set up, are you still rolling, Hunter? Look, I'm just going to let y'all know something at home. We would love to be able to do this episode without any ads or any interruptions, but this is still very much a business. There will probably be some ads in here. Life goes on, boys.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Phil come running in there and grabbed me and said, come go with me real quick. And I was like... Where in the world are we going? We're, we're pretty much on an island here at this point. Like, where are we going? Of course. Willie's the boss, right? Willie the boss, but Phil's the boss.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
So whatever, whatever that equals you do, like, and so there I took off with Phil and we're walking towards the water and I'm like, what in the world? Will we go get in a boat and take off and we're going to capture a piece of styrofoam that he saw, he was sitting there in the kitchen cooking us lunch. That's what they did every day.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He looked out the window and saw the styrofoam getting ripped down the river by the current that broke out from somebody's dock or houseboat or something. And he was not going to let it go. Like, and so, and by the way, Y'all had any idea how much waterlogged styrofoam can weigh? That's why he got you.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, that's why he thought he got me, and I was like, Phil, we just got to tie this thing up, man. Like, we can't get this. I mean, it was as big as the boat. And I said, what are we going to do with this? He said, well, we're going to get it back, and we're going to cut it in half, and we're going to go shove it up under the end of that one duck blind that's got a little lift to it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
So, sure enough, we tied it. We're motoring back against the current. Get it up there with hacksaws and just saw the side. He was like, I think it's about this big. And he's just eyeballing stuff. And then, of course, when we take it over there, it fits perfect. Like, no, no. He wasn't a carpenter, and he'll tell you he's not a carpenter.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He knew the dimensions just off of his head. Like, yeah, that ought to be about right. But, I mean... That man, there's nothing go floating down that river that was of use that he saw that he didn't go get. I mean, he got so many hydraulic fluid buckets. That's where he even had a piece of equipment that took hydraulic fluid.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
If it come floating down the river, son, he went and got that yellow bucket. And we sat on them for too many hours, which is one of the reasons our backs are all trash, because we sat on a four-gallon hydraulic fluid bucket.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Bill would say, hey, make hay while the sun's shining. So, you know, we still got to pay bills. We still got to pay things to do. So we're going to keep it as reduced as we can on ads. But just know there will probably be some. And for that, we don't apologize because this is a business and it is a platform. And we would love to have it without it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
You're putting a grand a year back in your pocket.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, I got to, that's why, again, that's why I got so many videos on my phone. Cause the last thing I was going to do was stand up. Like, Phil got to where standing up was optional. Duck hunt.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, because you ain't. No, I ain't hard-headed. Oh, man. I'm an Asian person. Get along with it. Do what I tell you. It always feels like bounce on out there. Bounce on out there moving plugs real quick. Bounce on out there. Bounce on out there. Roll them. Roll them. Roll them over this way. That way they end up right in front of me.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
But just know you're probably still going to see it. So we're going to get everything set up for another microphone. And, yeah, we'll be right back after this. All right, we're back. Had to get some things rearranged because we're going to give everybody a chance to be in here today because that's just who Phil was. He meant something to each and every one of us.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I mean, there's just so there's so many.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, they learned it from Tommy.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
One, what? That was another man though. Hey, golly, man. You, you Robertson's a wild man. Y'all y'all are something y'all Tommy could not enjoy the hunt.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
A lot of truth to that. Yeah. But you got that from being side by side with your brother. Because Phil rarely sat idle, no matter if we were duck hunting or what.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, I heard that. That was the line I got.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. That was the line I got first time I went hunting down there. They're like, you sit there. So I went stand up. Well, I'm a big man. I went stand up, stuff started breaking. And all I heard from the other end of the bus, easy on my brush. Easy, easy. I'm like, I'm just standing up, man, but I'll sit back down. No problem.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, that's fine. I'll sit back down. I know you work your butt. I never appreciated how hard he worked on brushing and buzz until I was down there cutting brush with him in July. Because that's when I found out that if you cut willows in July, the leaves will stay on them a lot longer than if you cut them during September.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
So Phil always had a pile of brush bigger than this room ready to go at any point.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
It had a reason to do it. Let me tell you what's hard to do. Get fired up about brushing a duck blind when it's 97 degrees in July outside. But that's why he said, he said, we got to go with daylight. We got to go that way. We'll work till about. When it's real early and it's cool. We'll work till about nine o'clock. He said, and then we'll come back out at six.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
So if that tells you we're going to work on that, then you're going to go build a duck call. I'm going to cook you lunch. Then I'm going to lay down and take a nap. You're going to go back and build a duck call. And then when you get done. You're going to meet me right here, and we're going to go back over there when the heat breaks. When the heat breaks. When the heat breaks.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I used to laugh. No wonder Si takes so many naps. Well, he'd say, that heat's about to break. And I'd say, all right. But I was young, single. It didn't matter. Like, I didn't have nothing. I had nowhere to be other than whatever Phil Robertson needed me to be doing at the time. And so it was. Unbelievable.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And the funny thing is something different to each and every one of us. But still all the same because he shared a simple message.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
man but again he got to do the fun part he did the cutting i did the tote so you know but i tell you what you learn how to stack brush right because if not you got your butt chewed and even in you learn how to tie them elastic ropes from 1972 that he still had uh and if you dare got a knot in it you would get your butt chewed again so he was a very particular man who had a way of doing things that
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
for 50 years 50 years of a 50 plus the same message 50 years same same message 50 years of the same message and sometimes with kindness sometimes with straight up bluntness sometimes because that's the only thing well i think that you would respond to that was right yeah I mean, that's who he was.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
When's the last time you talked to W.E.?
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Dropped off a package at W.E. 's house not long ago. Really? Working for FedEx or UPS, one of them. And he come in there and said, are you D.W.E. Phillips from West Monroe, Louisiana? And he was like, yeah. Why? He said, I had no idea who he was. And then he said, I was the other one.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Like, you know, like I was the one that Phil whooped his butt. And they were 16. Now they're 60. Yeah. Now they're all, now they all crowding 60. That's a, but man, he, the other, I got a good one one time from it. Not a falsely accused of sinking his boat. And me and Goblin both got it for that one.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Them Fat Boys. Honey bun eaters. He said, that's what happens.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
No, he said, I'll tell you the exact quote because it's one I'll never forget. He said, yeah, them two Fat Boys over there. Like, we weren't right there. Me and Goblin were standing two feet from him. And he said, them Fat Boys over there sunk my boat. And I was like, Phil. Phil. You never had to worry. Phil, there's a lot of things in my life I've done. I'll give you that.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I did not launch your boat without a plug in it because I'd have sunk before I ever got to the boathouse. Like, at this point, I was 315. If that plug ain't in that boat, I'm going to be knee deep in water. I'm going to be knee deep in water before it even gets out of the back of it. And then come to find out, it was Jimmy Red's kids. They finally fessed up. You know what I didn't get? An apology.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
You know what I didn't care about? An apology.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Because the problem is... Now I'm not going to have anybody else call me fat boy in a loving way. If they call me fat boy, they're going to mean it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, he was just like your football coach, man. Like, he did all these things. It was all out of love. Wasn't none of it malicious. And you knew that from him. You knew that even if he called you an idiot, It was to make you better. It wasn't to be derogatory towards you.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's what it was. They were training you. Here's what I'll say. I think with you, Si, they really meant it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. And if you'd have said the right thing at the right time right then, he probably would have.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I mean, there's just, golly, there's, man, there's just too many, man. There's just. It's too many people. Yeah.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Oh, I guarantee you. Yeah. It's the, um, you know, one of the, you know, we always talk about social media and how beneficial it can be and how detrimental it can be. But, but after that, getting on there and seeing all the memories and all the people tagging you and stuff and the impact that, that that man had that his, you know, we like to call it a ripple, his ripple, uh,
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. Yeah, we're not even to the ripple part of it yet. His won't be a ripple for another hundred years, right? Just because he was so bold and so upfront about the gospel.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Don't worry about the Hebrew. Don't worry about all this. Don't worry about this. Don't worry about that.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
No, he didn't have to.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He started right there and shared the gospel. Very, very direct. I remember the first event I worked here. This is how far back. Me, Phil, Kay, and Godwin went to a sportsman's show in Natchez, Mississippi. Set us up a little old booth over there selling posters and duck calls and And all the things. But even then, that was my first time in public with Phil.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Phil sat at that table for eight hours a day. Right there, we were peddling duck calls, trying to make a living. And he sat right there, and he had that Bible by him. And if anybody dared walk up that he recognized needed it, That Bible went up. He wasn't worried about selling no duck call. I was there to do business, you know, but Phil was there to go fishing. He was a fisher of men.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He may have been a duck hunter, but he was a fisher of men. And if he looked up through them sunglasses and recognized, I think this person needs it. Guess what they got? They got a full-blown gospel sermon right there. And I don't care if that person just walked off and Phil recognized the person behind them. They heard what he was saying. Phil gave it right back.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He wasn't going to count on somebody being a hearsay. He was going to give them a direct account. And me and Kay and Goblin were over there just laughing. I mean, because that's who Phil was. I'll say this. At that time, Kay still had a perm, man. She had big perm going on. And I remember she was so funny. Because there was about three places Phil would eat.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
on the road arby's good place subway against that and i mean that's just and he would eat a pizza so like every night k would just go to the little bank bag and hand me and god want some cash he said can you go get me and feel something to eat you know i mean it was just the wildest thing like it just and the thing of all the places we've been all the things we've done together and
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
yeah yeah phil would he would he would you could just see him i would see him in the line of people you know and this wasn't a big line at this time like we were just duck hunters like wouldn't the the benelli show had just started so like it wouldn't none of the none of the hoopla was there yet aside from the people that were like me that grew up watching phil like that was all that was there but you could see him just sitting at that deal as he's signing a poster signed duck call but he ain't looking because he knows how to spell his name he ain't worried about that
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's actually back when he wrote Phil Robertson, before he just went to Phil with an exclamation point. But he would be sitting there signing, and you could just see him surveying the line, like, who am I going to get? And, buddy, as soon as they take a step forward, boom, it'd come open, and here we go.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Hunter just said he did too.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I'm glad you brought that up. As a matter of fact, here we go.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. You see that bird over there? Yeah, let me tell you about him. He doesn't worry about it.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Amen. The seasons of the year.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's what Phil always used to give me, the seasons. He'd say, all right, we're in the rebirth. Come fall, he's like, we're headed to the cross. He said, here's the winner. We're in the death.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
You ain't cut a feather. No, you don't.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Hey, Phillip, look, here's what I tell you. It's better being known for the guy that raised up and shot too early than the guy that took a dump and wiped your butt with a life jacket.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's what I'm saying. You'd rather, you'd rather be the guy that shot too quick than that guy. Oh yeah. So, but what kind of man?
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. I said the same thing. They said, you need to go up there. I said, mm-mm. Mm-mm. I'm going with my last memory of him being, of us talking. Yeah. Of us talking about ducks and all the things, right?
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Oh, you better write that down. Oh, yeah.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Kept it pretty doggone simple.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And you know what happened when he spoke? People listened. They all shut up. Everybody shut up. Yeah.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, look. Yeah, but Si was his hype man. That's right.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
One of my core memories of this life will always be every time Phil preached at Wisefairy Road or class, Cy was his hype man. Yep. Because Cy thought Phil was talking only to him. Like, Cy thought him and Phil were in the duck blind together. So, Cy, during the middle of the thing. Yep. Yep.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I mean, Cy would just, it was like him and Phil were the only two in the room. Well, now, hey. It was so good, man. It was so.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Batman and Robert for Jesus. Si, a heck of an audience when you need a crowd. Hold on. And hey, he'll take over your story before you know it. Oh man, I love it. Gosh dang it. I mean, at some point we got to wrap this episode up. This won't, one episode will never be enough.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. To capture what, what Phil Robertson meant to each and every one of us and to all of you listening out there, right? Like, uh, I would say this. If you have some field memories, you'd like to share, shoot them to us. Hello at duck commander.com. We'll, we'll, we'll, uh, hello at duck call room. Yeah. I'm sure we have hello at duck commander.com too.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And as Phil would say, if you do those two.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
The other ones take care of themselves.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He said he wrapped it up. He said he went from 10 down to two. He said, you know why? Because those two cover the 10. He made it, again, so simple, so clean.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Amen. Thankful for mercy.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He's half animal, but he's fully restored.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And we're going to go fishing. We're going to go do some things to get out of.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I know, Phil, you told us not to cry, but things happen. Even Jesus wept when he lost his friend knowing he was coming back. We know Phil is restored. We lost our friend.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Man, he really got it, yeah. If you did know him, that is, wow, Si. Yeah. Well, that's who he was. Oh, I'm not disagreeing.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
That's why I texted. I texted her last night. I tried to give it a little time. because I was trying to think of something impactful to say. And I just came back with three words. I love you. Like, for her.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
For Dan the butler, for crying out loud.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I don't know how to help you. I decided to go with what Phil always wrapped up everything with, right? I only tell you this because I love you. Because I love you. Hey, I'm out. And then he would walk off. Whatever stage he was on. That's how he ended it. He ended it with two things. He ended it with a super clean representation of the gospel, and he ended it with, I love you.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Like, that's crazy, right? Because at the end of the day... all that matters those two things are the only ones that matter those two things everything else doesn't matter don't even make it ain't there it ain't there so you know what in a fitting way to wrap this one up we're gonna end it with a super clean representation of the gospel and johnny d's gonna try to read it first corinthians 15 3
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Duck Call Room. We're already getting started. Look, it's a day that we all knew was coming. Uh... and nothing could prepare you for it, but we're going to talk about the old man. We're going to talk about Phil. It's why I got sunglasses on. So while I'm wearing a black shirt, I decided to go full Phil, right? Oh, Phil.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. I'm pretty sure he had like COVID before it was cool or something.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He was certainly immune to a certain, he was certainly immune to certain odors. One being his own. Yeah. His own. That's right.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. That's one of my favorite ones.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. He, uh, Yeah, I never saw him eat any locusts, but he would have. He would have. He would if he had to. He did like hunting.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Which, by the way... I mean, we've all bitten their heads, right? Just because Phil did it, you know? It was just the shock and all. By the way, that crap hurts.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Even just watching Phil growing up, like when you saw it the first time, then when you got to dispatch a cripple, you're like, I got to bite that thing's head.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, I know, but if you didn't do it, right.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I'm not doing that again.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
There's a pretty good artery in there too that'll give you a shot of blood down the back of your throat.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I then figured out, you know what? You could just take your hands and push his head together and you'd accomplish the same. You didn't have to use your teeth.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
It wasn't as impressive. It didn't look as good.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah, it didn't look as good on camera either, you know. Oh, man. Man, I remember. The first time I ever met Phil, I got invited to his house church, of all things.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. I've seen a lot of those stories on Facebook. Yeah, I was working at TP or whatever and slid down there with old Curly. Curly, don't. Foster, and then I walked in. I didn't know what to expect. I knew of Phil because I lived here. I'm a duck hunter. Obviously, I watched everything he ever did growing up. but I still didn't know. Right.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And then you walk in and there he is in his recliner, you know, and then he's just like, Hey, sit down. And you're like, Oh, that's interesting. You know, then they went through house church and then he looked at me and he said, you got a minute. And I was like, Yep. Sure do. I got a minute. He said, well, come, come ride with me real quick. I need to go move some boards.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
We just got to go to some two or three minutes. And I said, I said, well, okay. I don't mind, you know? And I said, but I ain't got no boots. He said, oh, you don't need them. And I was like, oh, it's cool. We're just going to go move some boy. You know, I knew enough about water control structures and everything. It's like, oh, we're just going to hop on top of a pipe.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He needs some help getting to a low. No, no. That was the, that was the first day I ever got introduced to the Elm hole via tennis shoe. Yeah. The lowest place on the whole property. So I ain't got them shoes no more. I never had them shoes after that day, but that's just who he was. And we jumped on that four wheeler, just a regulation four wheeler and took off.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And I was downwind to him the whole way. And man, it was tough. It was, I was like, is this guy really like, Man, really? I mean, it's Sunday. He should have taken a bath this morning before he went to church, right? No. But that's just who Phil was. But I remember even on the four-wheeler ride, we stopped at the gate, got back on the gate, and he's just sitting there.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And I hit the floor. I was on the ground just laughing.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And then we beat that team. And then we were the back-to-back-to-back.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Well, we had a secret weapon. He was fast.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
No, she was not fast. That's the slowest human being I've ever seen.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I'm faster than Drew now, by the way. Are you? Beat him in a race.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
They literally just said, we're not doing this league anymore because y'all are going to win it again. Yeah. And I was like. They disbanded the kickball. Well, we figured out the cheat code, right? I'm the Bill Belichick.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Except for that one girl, and I apologize to her again. Yeah, you de-cleated her. I feel bad about it. I was playing first base, and she was running, and we didn't even try. They didn't throw the ball to me, but she's looking at me, and I acted like I was going to catch it, and I acted like I was going to throw it at her, and she just dove out the way.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
The ball's nowhere close. Yeah.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
She goes, ah!
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And then tumbles.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And then rocks and dirt are everywhere. And I'm like, oops. Yeah. She's bleeding.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And I'm like, oh no. I genuinely felt terrible. Yeah. And she gets, she's like rolling on the ground. She stops and looks at me and goes, why would you do that? And I was like, I feel awful. But we're playing to win. No, that was just a joke. She was on first base. I was just messing around, acting like I was going to throw a kick. And then I was like. It was a bluff.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I was single dadding it.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I mean... Our wives left us.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
They're way better behaved.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
They can't get away with everything.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
He don't care if I whine.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I told you what I did. Side, you're never going to believe this. This was the worst. I have had a rough weekend. That's why I'm kind of frazzled today. Do you know what Carter's class did, the fourth grade? They said, what if we all do a survival night to teach the kids how to survive, and we'll bring all the tents and sleep in the hallway at the school? Fourth graders.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
My wife made me chaperone. I did not sign up. I was signed up. And I thought there'd be like 50 dads there.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
There were two of us.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I do like him. And to be fair, he actually is a junior high principal. So he's the guy. Okay. I'm just there.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
At least we got this guy. And at 2.30 in the morning, When none of these little jokers had gone to bed, he's pacing the hall. He's just pacing with his hands behind his back. Like, I'm halfway asleep. And then this kid gets up to go to the bathroom and then doesn't go. He didn't go. Then 10 minutes later, he goes back to the bathroom. I said, no, you're not going back to the bathroom.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
He goes, I got to go. I said, you can wet the bed for all I care. And then I realized, I said, I'm not supposed to be chaperoning children. I threatened the kid that I wanted him to wet the bed, but it would have been his fault. Because he should have gone when I told him to go. That's what I would have told Mikey.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Never chaperoned in fourth grade?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I didn't think about the fact that I might've had to clean that up.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
No, I wouldn't.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I just left it to whoever's tent. It wasn't my tent. Somebody going to have just a pee-soaked tent. They weren't there to watch their tent. Martin, I ever tell you about the time that the cops showed up to my front door because I was having stuff delivered to my house?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
But turns out it was just some kid having stuff delivered? Really? Because he stole a credit card from somebody else and had it delivered to my house so he wouldn't get caught?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
USA-based.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Got all that deer steak. There is some deer steak somewhere in that. Yeah. And I would like to know if it was actually frozen or she just threw something away. Homegirl will throw some stuff away. Uh-oh.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
What? That just happened.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Now it did.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
It just happened again.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
In that minute, 10 people's identity were stolen.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
The other dad said he went to bed at 4.30. I fell asleep at 3. That's not going to bed. Yeah. That's just falling asleep. But then he had to coach a soccer game the next day that Lottie was in. I didn't even go.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Hey, bro. They do it in the fourth grade.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I got a fourth grader next year, too. Oh, I'm going to be back. But I'm more prepared this time. Oh, I wish I would have.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
He's going to bring a water bottle. I'm going to bring a turtle box, and it's 6 o'clock in the morning when they won't get out of there.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
They're going to have just the circle of life playing full blast in their tent. Go home. 5.45 in the morning. Didn't want to go to bed. How's it feel now? Yeah, how you like me now?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Allison sent me a picture this morning. She finally got to Carter's sleeping bag. Just had chips all in the bottom of it. Oh, of course. What were they doing? Camping out. Part of it. You were there. Good point. I wasn't paying attention to nothing. I had a door. My job was to make sure no kids got out that door. That one kid kept going to the bathroom, driving me crazy.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
So he became my problem, too. That was my weekend. Still frazzled. Now my freezer's out. I got a lot to do today.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Now you just got yellow paste everywhere.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
No, I didn't. I watched the first segment and I was like, that was really good. But no, what time is it?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I'm not angry.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, I got that picture 10 minutes ago.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
No, it's all in trash bags that are too heavy to lift.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
It's just the stupidest thing he's ever been involved in.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I don't want it outside, though, because then by the time I get home, a dog will have it strewn across the whole yard.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
You was a gate man.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah. Amen to that. You ever seen a winch snap? Oh, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Pow. Windows busted.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
That's the only thing I miss about that Gator Flame truck.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, it is.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I like when Si sees somebody endangering their life and he just says,
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Did you see what I did when you said that? Wow. I stood behind Allison.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
He said. Another day.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Also, next year on Camp Out Survivor Night, can you come tell the children about NOM? They had a couple speakers, and the whole time I was like, you know how much funnier this would be? How much more I'd enjoy myself? You would. I mean, both speakers did a great job, but I was like, Imagine Cy talking to 60 fourth graders at 1030 at night about Vietnam. Was this a co-ed camp out too?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Oh, even better.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I got a kid that'll invite you any day. That was the most fun out of that.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah. Oh, no. He is under the impression you are his biological uncle.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Which is great.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah. Uncle Sam. That was so funny. Oh, man. Allison's sending me the weather. She got just a freezer piled up in the kitchen. Now she's on to something.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I shouldn't have gotten that frustrated about that. Well, they asked about our pet peeves, and she probably talked about my socks or something. But my pet peeve about my wife is the way she treats trash. Because it's my problem. She won't break down a box, and she will fill a bag up and leave it there that she can't lift. And I can't lift. And Andre the Giant himself can't lift.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And she's like, oh, I just piled it in this bag. It's a trash bag. So I put all the trash in it. And I'm like, well, now what the heck are we supposed to do with it? Because there's so much trash in it. We're going to need a fork. Yeah, we can't move it. You're full of wisdom and knowledge and all the great things.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And a lot of other stuff. You know there's only two things in life that are certain? What's that? Death and taxes.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
It brought me a lot of joy. I was just sitting out there looking at the pond. I was like, this is a nice neighborhood to look out and just Jep's dog's just crapping.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
No, that box is just sitting on top of the trash can.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
You saw the photo.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
That's a woman thing. It drives me insane. I'm about to get bashed here. Why are women just so bad at throwing stuff away? They've tried to find the most difficult way to throw them.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
But didn't they make it more difficult to throw away?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Are you messy?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
You're going to put it on tomorrow.
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All in one place. All in one place for it.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
That's it. Where does it go?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
That's why you got a counter to put stuff on.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Just doing what they do.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, I didn't watch the ladies. I watched part of it. I was like, hey, this is good. But then I heard they started crying, and I was like, I can't.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And you just got to clutter up everything.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And I'm cool with it. And you're like, you should have been around when Johnny D was here.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Why do they got to move stuff?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I know exactly where I put everything. It's what's wild.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Oh, you should see the closet in the closet. We got a closet in a closet that is a nightmare. Allison's wedding dress is in there, and you can barely even see it because there's pillows. Anything she's like, ah, she don't want to throw her stuff away. It's called hoarding. And she got one closet with all of her dirty little secrets in there. Pillows, just junk.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
He's a hoarder. Allison throws so much stuff away. You know what Allison wanted for Christmas? A roll-off dumpster for a week. I said, no. I like my, I've worked hard for a lot of these things.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
She's going to throw my stuff away. She come in my garage and say, it's gross in here. I said, it was nice till your daughter moved her gymnastic stuff in here with me.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, because she ain't going to be able to pick it up once she get it in a box.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Is that the guy from The Greatest Showman?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I text Alice and I said, well, my frustrations of this freezer debacle is at least got on the made a pretty good podcast. And she said, you're welcome, girl. No, let me text back. Bring it over here. We're just going to leave it at that. I'm not in trouble unless she watches this. But she literally said, you're going to be upset. She knew what she did. She's like, I can't lift these bags.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
They know.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
We do stuff same way. I know when I take my socks off, I'm like, I need to put those up, and I don't.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
The socks? Yeah. You can find my socks in a lot of places in my house.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I guarantee if you go to my house right now, you can find some socks in our couch. Guaranteed. It's not the best thing I've ever done. I'm not proud of it, but it is true. Anyways. Hey, at least we're being honest here, right? We love each other. Spring is here.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Except my wife just sent me a picture of our freezer out, and then instead of just waiting and closing it, she just put it all in trash bags and just left it on the floor for me to deal with.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And I'm loud. But Allison doesn't think comedy's funny. She just doesn't get it. Yeah, she doesn't. She don't get it.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
We look over and Hunter's just yawning. Apparently, we're the most boring people on earth.
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Hey, throw your little weirdo... What's it called on? I actually like a lot of this.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
The bracketless Hunter. I will say, Hunter's playlist while he's getting this is kind of a... There were a few bangers on there that I learned about.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Oh, five seconds? Seven, I think. Is it seven?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Seven seconds?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
What you got, Hunter? Play the voicemail. See, this isn't that bad. Me and Hunter probably got along in high school. We would have been at that weird table that nobody else knew what they were doing.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
To be fair, the ground next to them is a better place than with us.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Anyway, I have a voicemail. I'd actually like to play that game.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Charles. He's from Florida. Lake Providence. His name's Travis. It's the guy that sells all the golf clothes.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
All right, Travis. Travis, I need... I need a video of someone chasing an alligator, a 10-foot alligator with a shovel.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I don't like alligators.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
What y'all got against them lizards? The zoo did show up. It's a survivor night. It was like, hey, you want to hold a snake? All them kids were holding snakes. There was about 10 of them, including Carter, who come and stood by me. They were like, you don't have to. I was like, you're dang straight I don't have to. I'm a grown man. You ain't making me do nothing.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I said, and now I know which kids are smart in this class and which ones are dumb.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
No. The ones that held the snake were with me and Carter. Carter was like, I ain't holding that thing. I said, you know what Si said you can do? You can grab it by its tail and pop its head. Because the guy was like, and he gave this whole speech about snakes and how to treat them in the wild. A lot of people are big on snakes. Yeah. And I was like, I told Carter, Carter was kind of nervous.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I said, you know what Si says about that speech?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Okay, to be fair. I ain't messing with no alligators. But as long as we're on land, I ain't afraid of a three-legged alligator. That thing can't move fast.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
What? Okay, now we're at the end of this.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
We would have got Carter's 14 and said, pow!
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
My bracket is not busted.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Hey, whatever you do, don't throw it away. Hebrews 10.35, so do not throw away your confidence, for it will be richly rewarded. If you learn anything from us, learn that God loves you, and you can have confidence in that. Don't throw it away. Don't play with snakes. There you go. Also, don't play with snakes.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I think he is. Because he's looking like... I mean, I understand you don't know basketball, but he said there's a tournament, and then he said the word bracket. Like, you've played enough Mario Kart tournaments to at least know what a bracket is.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I'm angry.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, because I've got things to do.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Are you telling me there's never been an anime bracket competition on the internet that you participated in?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
This man's never seen a bracket.
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Or just made a bracket and voted on something to win.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I'm like, what are you doing? But by the way, it's too heavy for her to pick up now because she filled the bags too much.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Hunter's frazzled. We need a committee.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I'm frazzled. Hunter's frazzled. Hunter sent me. Hunter tried to send me one song yesterday because he says I don't believe in bands because they don't exist anymore. When was the last time you saw a band? Yeah, I don't know. They don't exist anymore. New band. Name one. Not any. And Hunter's like.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, right, correct. Hunter says, proven you wrong, here's a band, but he accidentally sent me his entire playlist.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I got 48 hours of Hunter music going on right now. What was that like? It was like it wanted to be a band, but it was angry about something. That's not true. Yeah, it was like kind of screaming.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
uh-huh that can be part of your workout plan uh-huh oh the the odor i'm upset i'm legitimately upset right now is that why you threw your phone yeah i i just because it's like just leave it if don't make it more difficult i'm sorry anyway what's your favorite coffee drink no time out i gotta know so is it like your inside freezer you got a deep freeze like what indoor freezer In the kitchen.
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Then explain to me why I felt the way I felt after I listened to it.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I'm going to make a bracket of that music and nobody's winning. Yeah, so then he's like, I'm embarrassed. I was like, it's what you listen to. It's fine. I'm going to give it a chance. I knew a couple songs.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Oh, I'm proud of you.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Was there? Yeah. Catch on.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
That's tight.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Nothing starts a good fight like church league basketball or softball.
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I think every fight I've ever been in was a church sport. Was a church sport. Yeah.
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I don't know, but all the food's gone. And there's trash bags on the floor. That's what I know.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I was just about to bring that up. Gimber got into it. This dude was being a tool. And I don't know if the people know, there was a kickball league. It only lasted for three years. And there was this one team called Duck Commander, led by a certain young man sitting next to the side twice a week, a.k.a. me. And we were the back-to-back-to-back team. Washtenaw Parish kickball champs.
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It's a great question.
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But it got heated every once in a while because people didn't know the rules. I still have those trophies and stuff. Anyway, Gimber absolutely about hurt somebody one night, and it was the funniest. And I don't know if y'all know this about me. I might be able to, like, amp emotions up and then just start laughing about it because I don't need to fight, really.
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That's like the blue cyclone.
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I got the people angry, and then they started yelling at us, and I'm just laughing about it because I'm like, we're going to beat y'all, and it's kickball, so I don't really care. But then they made Gimber mad, so Gimber walked out on the field, and Angela told him to stop.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
There's a lot to try and learn right now that I'm just being, it's all being dumped on me and the floor, but it's too heavy for anybody else to pick up. She may have went in for a late night snack. Oh, it is spring break. Oh, he already had no break. Oh yeah. I was sent this photo. Oh, Unfortunately, I also left my laptop. I'm frazzled today, everyone.
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i told him to stop and then it just and then the next words it was it was one of the funniest statements i've ever heard in my life and i when i tell you it got real quiet except for me laughing it was let's just say angela yelled at gember that his kids were there and watching because gember was kind of he wasn't acting right she said gember your kids are watching he said yeah they're fixing to watch me kick somebody's butt i
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
The story is a bit weird. shocker i know sure i can't nothing's normal with me but no we're gonna go to uh we're gonna go to the enoch's in monroe we're gonna no she's never been i'm just joking oh what is enoch a bar it's an irish and they got music they have live music and it's the best hamburgers in town i might be allowed in there again get down how old was i when that happened just kidding
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We're still waiting for that invite to do a podcast at your house while you make pizza.
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So then what? Well, so I took the day off work. I'm going to spend the day with her. We're going to go to.
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So I met her in high school.
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Do you guys make chili with rice? What? Do you guys make chili with rice?
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Yeah, we put rice and Fritos in our chili.
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he's he's leaving louisiana no no no i'm gonna be here so she we need a hunter here and her mom lives here and her mom currently has lung cancer so i've been going over there and i've been helping her mom uh because i i grew up with these people i i love her mom i'd do anything for her so i'm doing yard work plumbing work wow um hunter is a catch people Wow, what a life, man.
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Yeah, every weekend, actually, and all this week, because I can't fix this stupid tub drain. Hunter in plumbing.
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I don't want to defend Canada or anything. Get out of here. But I just want to point out, wouldn't they be pretty pissed right now because Trump wants to turn that into a 51st state?
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Oh, yeah. So, yeah, and then when she comes to town from, because she currently lives in North Carolina when she comes to town, we're going to go on a date and hang out.
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She's driving in. Wow, that's a long drive. 14 to 15 hours.
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Well, all the airplanes keep crashing right now.
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Uh, she works at a, it's like a healthy restaurant.
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You can't get out of it to some extent. Yeah. Yeah. She moved, she moved up there.
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And, uh, She's coming back for a week, and part of this trip is to kind of see if she needs to stay here and help take care of her mom.
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Did that a couple years ago, and I hated it.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Somebody stole her sign.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Getting them things.
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It's always good.
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Uncle Si Lets Loose About His ‘Duck Dynasty’ Nemesis
Bony finger. I love words like that. That's it, boys. Yep. Hunter, your new job. How old is she? I don't know. She seems like my age. What she is. What are you, 25? Yeah.
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He ain't that far. He ain't that far.
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I do. Or you put it on your computer? I do.
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yeah that's good you see hey there's a whole calendar on his website miss paula making sure you turn in a profit yeah she said we gotta see if this is hey look at this sucker's february on his website he booked son look at there well look at march look march get worse my man just bragging now god when i get it do i get a family discount you got friends and family pricing i got seven days i ain't fishing
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April looked more the same. Hey, you think you could throw one of us in there as an add-on and charge her more?
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Fish with goblin and Martin. There you go. Fish with goblin and Stone.
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Yeah. We'll have a fish fry at Johnny D's new location, you know, for a small minimal fee.
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You ought to put organic crickets on there.
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yeah there's some free range ones yeah vegan you got to catch them yourself you know something i don't know they escape yeah but now i got cj to make a lot of racket the gar commander well that's good at the end of the week he just pays you right because he buys so much stuff you ain't you ain't out you can get it you do what willie did except he had to do it via poker you just do it via work
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Oh, yeah. So there you go. It's a beautiful cycle. There you go. Well, we're going to step away for a minute. We'll get Cade in here. Oh, yeah. To see what he's up to. Let Goblin have just a little small break, and then we'll run Goblin back to do some voicemails and some emails. So y'all stay with us. We'll be right back. We want to take a minute to introduce our newest employee, Cade.
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Cade, welcome to the podcast. glad to be here well good we're glad you are here so kade you know how in the world do you end up here? I want to know your version of how you ended up here. This could be fun.
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coming here to work got brought up in a conversation and then well the rest is history i'm here now there you go no so we do the sportsman's camp every year i'm sure y'all have heard us talk about it by now but out of camp chioca we do a thing called sportsman's camp i had no idea it was going to end up being one of our recruiting tools um where are you from i'm from lake city florida there you go north north florida is where i'm from north
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florida south georgia north florida yeah it's all pine trees yeah he's from the part of florida it don't look like you in florida when you're in florida no sir not at all that's where the mullet was originated gotta be he kind of got one You got a good one. And a skunk ape. You ever seen a black panther?
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You'll sit right there, won't you?
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There you go. You ain't as crazy as you look. That's a good thing.
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Yeah, we ain't got none around here.
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Yeah, it ain't got no bottom to it.
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Yeah, we're subject to sinking at any given minute. Oh, I guarantee you, back in the day, mylar ducks used to hit this area right here before us and the veal moved in and the paper mill and everything else.
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there you go see i'm telling you man this guy he got a lot there's a lot of layers to that onion there's a lot of people real fast he does and yeah makes friends with everybody so he fits in that's what i'm saying so far i've liked everybody you said i've never met boogerman baits but i like them yeah like jordan and the one guy that he's already checked off one thing off the list of duck commander experiences he he got stuck behind our other warehouse
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No, well, I'd have been worse. Yeah, somewhere there's a selfie of me and Goblin. I'm on the high ground, and Goblin's out there walking around barefooted in the mud.
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Well, he had mud on the roof of that thing. Oh, I did. I ain't saying he didn't try.
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Yeah, all the way across town.
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i don't know nothing about lake city compared to lake city is west monroe a big town it is yes sir lake city is maybe not even half the size of it is here okay y'all got chick-fil-a we do have chick-fil-a oh so y'all growing then oh yeah chick-fil-a don't go where there ain't no people we do have chick-fil-a and that's a good thing do you have 17 chicken restaurants within eyesight of each other like we do
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Yeah. No, there's a lot of them on them oxidation ponds behind them. Them wastewater ponds, but when they get it clean before they dump it in the river.
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that's unfortunate no bojangles don't get enough credit man that's good they didn't even outlast the kentucky fried chicken now their sides suck yeah them fingers are good but but the chicken's good what's alligator lake all about so that that's where most of the hunting takes place around there as far as shooting in the middle of town it is in the middle of town oh yeah
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So gunshots at y'all's school meant something different.
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Alligator Lake Park. And there's the high school. So is that why it's called Lake City?
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Yeah, shovelers. Oh, everything. Yeah, you go back there and kill your full limit.
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I was trying to tee it up because I know you've been over Stone's house a couple of times.
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Only problem is he quit eating it.
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He is high protein. That's why he ate that oatmeal cream pie in my office.
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Lee. They look good. What's her name? She was here yesterday. She's done this for us before. Sarah. Sarah. Yeah. Sarah from Arkansas.
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Oh, yeah. She brought a whole troop of young Cades up here yesterday for that birthday party. I mean, them some.
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Ooh, man. He said, I think I will. I said, I'm just warning you, Stone. It's a sugar bomb.
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It's so good. It's healthy, though, because it's oatmeal.
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Yeah, it don't hang out with you.
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Talk to a man about a dog.
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One day you'll start keeping track of that. Oh, I guarantee you. You're like, when was the last time I did that? Especially if you have kids, that's one thing weird. You don't realize when you first have them, you have to start counting bowel movements and stuff. It's wild, man. Keep up with it.
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because sometimes they get constipated you don't even realize it and they just mad for because their belly hurts you know then you gotta stick that thing up there and but you got you got a while ah yeah i got a while what what are you what are you 20 yet no he's 19 19 just turned 19 so just i know finding young ladies here in westman road so far Uh, not really, no. How's the music scene?
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Johnny D don't know this.
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You do know? Oh, I've told you about Cade and the Palmetto Kickers?
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That's what humility looks like. Lost these days.
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So what do they do without Cade?
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Yes, sir. What is a Palmetto Kicker?
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I was outside all morning. Galvin, to be fair, before you retired, you'd be wearing shorts today. I know. I wasn't.
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Now y'all see why I said. That's a win. Yeah, I said, we need to get Cade on there, man. Oh, yeah. I've talked to him just enough when I was in there this winter building duck calls when we was running low on stuff to realize.
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There's a lot more layers.
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Wait, that's your daddy with a beard? Yes, sir. That man spent a lot of time on that beat.
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Yeah, there ain't a hair out of place on that thing. Unbelievable. Who's this guy?
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Oh, I thought you were going to say 6'. Oh, no, he's way top. Well, 5'6", you know.
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that's goblin with his shoes on when he wears them five six well hunter you and k gonna have to get together man y'all the two young single guys in town just go peruse and the honky tonks he can teach you how to play guitar you can teach him how to learn how to play guitar he can teach you how to play or you can teach him how to play world of warcraft how was that i don't even play that or magic what do you play not those like i play some board games but not like that well
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I'm just asking. I don't know. I mean, we've never talked about it. I'm just guessing. I'm using context clues here. Sorry.
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Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I like all that. Hunter, what instrument do you play?
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Okay, well, I'm just saying, like, if it becomes Cade and the microphone kickers.
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Oh, okay. You can video. I could.
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Oh, man, I love it. Golly. Well, Cade. Look, we'll have you back in here. Thank you for coming and visiting with us a little bit.
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I appreciate that. Goblin had to go have a talk with a man about a dog, too, but I think he's pretty well finished up with that. So we'll get Goblin back in here for emails and voicemails and all the things. But, yeah, y'all let us know if you want to see Cade back. I'm telling you. There's something about him. Oh, yeah. He fits, man. He just fits. He does.
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There was Cade. So I hope y'all enjoyed Cade. We got Goblin back in here. We're going to jump in. The voicemail box, I suppose, 318-215-6559 is the number, or we can still be reached the old-fashioned way.
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Who wants to go first, Hunter or Johnny D? Hunter. Hit it, Hunter.
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That was pretty funny. I was getting ready to solve a criminal minds case there for a little bit, though, man.
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Oh, boy. Boy, they've made documentaries about these kind of phone calls. Like, man, I've been watching too much Netflix here lately. Woo!
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There you go. And you're just left with even.
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Yeah, I'm telling you. He's going to look up. He's going to be the next Gerald Swindle. Oh, Lord have mercy. I'll be needing a safe word. All right, Hunter, what else you got?
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Yeah, that's what I had.
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Trevin's from – Hi, Dean. I don't even know Texas. I have no idea.
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All right. Go ahead, Hunter.
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Huh. What was your handle? Gray Ghost. Gray Ghost. Gray Ghost of Calamity. Jane, did y'all ever have like marriage discussions on there?
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If the heel hits the ground on a jump rope, you done got caught.
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You got Hunter on that one.
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See? That's that information you didn't know you needed, wasn't it, Hunter? Look at there. Look at there, buddy.
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I can only imagine how hard Goblin was to understand with static. On a CB?
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talk over people people be talking you just key down start talking you couldn't hear them no more they talk there's a whole world out there just talking to each other over the radio when you wanted to they talked when they could okay interesting uh yeah about that bible how about that are we done yeah let's let's let's wrap it up huh i thought we had one more oh well we can you want to do one more go ahead fire away
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Martin trying to get on the road. Yeah, I got to leave, man.
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Well, God will get back to work. I know. That's all. All right, we'll see you all next time. I'm about to hit the road to Nashville.
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Especially when you put a timer on it. You put a timer? Anybody thinks they can jump rope until you put a timer on it.
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Oh, they put weights on their things now?
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Yeah, you trip on that thing.
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Five-pound jump rope. That's interesting.
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Listen to music and hop.
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missed a couple of weeks there with the only in the hospital the hospital is the only thing that has kept the man away yeah except for now we're keeping him away because he's so busy filming duck dynasty stuff um trying to film this and we still got the noisemaker though uh and doing all the things we thought the old man needed a break so uh yeah we got a cool show for you today we got goblin then
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Yeah. Social media ain't hard.
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Yeah. Well, and in typical fashion, like yesterday, production crew is about 30 minutes behind. Right. I mean, some things never change about TV. So it gave me 30 minutes. I just scrolled through my pictures on my phone. I was just like, man, let me look back through this stuff. And I got to that one I posted last night of rodeo clown size.
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And it took me right back to that day, gobbling on that mechanical bull and that stupid steer dragging me across that rodeo arena like I wasn't even there. Yeah, don't let them steer wrestlers fool you. Them suckers are strong at throwing them things around, buddy. Because I was still kind of strong back then, but he drug me around like it wasn't about business.
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Oh, yeah. I said, I put my feet in the dirt. He going to stop. No, all I did was look like I had skis on.
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Yeah. Yeah. I put them breaks out, but you forget about that kind of stuff. Cause like that, that day of the rodeo film, it feels like it was a lifetime ago. Like, I mean, I don't even know how long it's been. I didn't look at the date on the picture.
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Yeah, I mean, it's got to be Tim, but it's probably longer than that. I mean, Cy was only missing one tooth. It was one tooth ago for Cy.
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The battle vision and then you, I mean, no offense, you had kind of a chunky face there for a little while too. You had that owl disease going on. I hid it behind this beard. Where all your weight was in your face. But you don't know it until she posts those and then you look at them side by side. I look way different. Yeah, it's a much different look. A cleaner look, mind you.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Strong back. Yeah, me and Bonebreaker's one of the drug-sized deer.
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For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
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And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy.
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Then we're going to introduce to you the newest employee of Duck Commander, young Cade. So y'all stick around. We're trying to get everybody included in here.
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there he is i love ground over here nah that's yours how strong is that coffee i would have been waiting to hit me for 400 episodes well welcome back to the duck call room welcome back y'all will notice we got We got somebody missing today. Uncle Si taking a day off. Well deserved. Yeah, he needs a time off. Look, he's busy.
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Now I'm wondering what you're talking about. You know Short Decourt?
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uh-oh yep oh no oh he gets tapped right in a place you don't want to get tapped by the tail of the fish you know what shakes off and bounces into the water you know what i had one last summer do that to me and jared ran that same kind of clip of me getting getting getting uh slapped in the scrotum by a fish That crap hurt. I wouldn't want it to happen to me.
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Y'all have that problem with them white birds. No, they can't get you. But them bass, I was about a three pounder, did that just pop. I said, oh no. Need to hold them up a little higher. I said. Well, you can't hold nothing when your hands is wet. It was raining and I was throwing a spinner bait. I was just trying to grab a hold of anything I could. Like, yeah, but he got me.
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That was, and I let him lay on that floor for a little bit and let him think about what he just done.
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Well, that's why they get the sides knocked off of them too.
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Oh, man, Stone had it in his face too. I guess we all did.
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Yeah. No, he's – yeah, Goblin, yeah. He's been out there. So Goblin met him even before he got here. Goblin, he did you proud. He wasn't here but about a week before, he went out there and got stuck in your ruts behind the warehouse. Same ruts. Same set of ruts. They flew back up.
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Two bags of corn. That's a hondo.
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Yeah. I'm still down a full bag, plus a little.
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Yeah. All between us. Yeah. Ain't no telling what I'd do if I tried.
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But I get to do a bunch of 30-pound curls every day.
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Ah, there you go. Hey, he's been fishing. You know why?
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He's been talking to himself.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Sometimes you don't take it and you end up being there for six years.
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It's just you. Yeah, it sucks, man. Because that means we're getting older and things have changed. I like to remember y'all like four fighting each other. Yeah. Bobby was taking the snacks and all Bella wanted was a Dr. Pepper. I mean, I miss those days. I know. I do too. Oh, shoot. But anyway, the story, beatboxing.
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Ain't no way you got a buddy still in school.
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Bob, are you ever going to go back? I don't know. I don't know.
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ULM just asked you to pour your beer out. Hey, don't get all lazy, dude.
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Now they're blue jeans, son. This ain't for Americans. Nobody in America calls them a trouser.
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I was thinking more European. If they would put ice in their drinks, they wouldn't have this problem.
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You're talking about Spain and France. He went to an American Baptist college. They didn't worry about Europe.
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Well, they're half accepted.
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I found some machine for 1895. What are you watching to see a thing about one-legged britches?
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It's all about freedom, JD. Do you wear a shirt with one sleeve on the other arm to match?
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Even though England is in Europe, it's like west. It's out there by itself. It's west. It's out there by itself. Great Britain. Western Europe. In the words of Ted Lasso, how many countries are in this country? Same as many cities as in what's it called? Dallas-Fort Worth. Yeah. Yeah, they only say DFW, but you go over and there's 19 cities over there. Oh, yeah.
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And the crazy thing is he said he's 40 minutes north of Dallas. That ain't but three miles.
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Yeah. Even better. You can pay $440 for half a pair of them.
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There you go, Johnny D. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, we're old, man. That's fine. That's cool.
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Well, Duck Dynasty's coming, baby. The reverie, if you will, by the time you get to France, right?
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Bobby's in his prime, and we're old. It's fine.
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Them fries are good, though. It's one of the reasons we're able to have Bobby on is because we are back filming Duck Dynasty. So now he's got a reason to come back and see us. Bobby, he get over in Dallas. He ain't coming home. I noticed that.
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Okay. Reach on. That's good. What do you want to say about the rest of your kids that live in their yard?
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Yeah. It's gone now. I really feel like I wasted that. I'm just kidding. I really feel like I didn't thrive.
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They still got a little piece over there between, you know, John Davis' dad's house.
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Oh, yeah. Boy, I think you should move a double by idea. Just see what they do.
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You could tie it into Al's.
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Oh, yeah, they're in McKinney. We're in McKinney.
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Yeah, there you go. I only know of the one. Well, there's that one in Terrell, but then you got one in Louisville. You got one right there. Well, we're about to get one in Ruston next year. Allegedly. Allegedly.
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It's a big state. Oh, yeah. It's great. If it all goes to pot, I'm going west. Yeah.
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No, I'm going to Texas. I'm riding to Texas. I'm heading west, baby. Yeah, heck yeah. I think everybody will come over. So when you come in for holidays, where do you stay? Who do you stay with?
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Well, and you know that anywhere on that property, talking about the Robertson compound, it's death row for an animal.
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Yeah, no problem. I pretty much just ate my 20s away. I mean, I was just eating.
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All the way over. It's right there. Best dog you ever had was Dingo, and you know it.
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Max. Maxie. Yeah, Maxie I got by Corey.
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Yeah. I think we're out of the mini chihuahua business over there. The mini long-haired chihuahuas. That one didn't have a good shelf life there.
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People that listen to us may not know the full adopted Bobby. Oh, man. You know, I'm just saying like the quick version of it. Oh, yeah. Because there's some people that are new. They're... There's some people that literally are brand new because of the duck dynasty fast channels. And like, they're finding all the stuff that we do now.
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So some people may not know your full deal and like just how close in age you and Bella actually are. Oh yeah. The timing of the timing of God that worked there and all the things. So if you want to, Maybe you want to. Oh, yeah. Obviously adopted. You made the joke earlier. We can't. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The literal black sheep of the family. Yeah, he said literal. There we go.
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Yeah, we could have went with figurative, but he can drop literal. Indeed. But no, yeah, if you want to tell our listeners that, knock yourself out, man. We'd love to let you share that.
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Um, so now you have a relationship with your bio.
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That's way cooler than a 23andMe connection.
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Which one? Y'all pick which one. Y'all pick the one.
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If you didn't know, we do a lot of marriage counseling in here too, Bob. So we can help you all out.
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It's neat, man. I mean, that's when you just use those three words, man. Look at God.
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Absolutely. Oh, yeah. You could have been anywhere with anybody. I know.
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That was the first time. That was the first time I met her. Cause she come walking through and Corey stopped and introduced her as your, your biological mother. And I was like, Whoa. Wow. Okay, cool.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Oh, she was slumming with us public school.
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What do you think of your brother-in-laws? Why are you laughing? Because you know I've asked him all this. This is my favorite question to ask him.
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I'll be 10 this year. And I felt her eyes whenever you said that. And then I looked over there to confirm that she had them eyes at you. So I just, no, no, I was, you know, proceed with caution presentations, everything that delivery might've been wrong.
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I mean, it's been two years, but it feels like forever. I mean. No, it's great. I really enjoy it. Marriage is fun, man. It's a lot of work. You don't have to sugarcoat that. We all know it. No, man. I always say it's proof God's got a sense of humor. He takes two critters that couldn't be any more opposite from one another, a male and a female.
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There we go. Okay, pro fan. I like that.
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Yeah, and I've been told I'm extremely messy, which that checks out.
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We can go revisit the England-Europe debacle.
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No, but that's male and female, man.
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What I was getting at, J.D., is men have the ability to compartmentalize things a lot easier than women do. That's not a flaw on either of our sides. That's biological. Men have a way to put stuff in little boxes and not even consider them. Right. While the women kind of put it all together in one huge puzzle, we've taken and put the pieces back over here in the corner.
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Don't worry about them corner pieces. We'll get to them later.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
I'm not going to disagree. I'm not disagreeing. I am. Huh? I am. What? You're disagreeing? You just said it.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Or we could have a couple pieces of pizza. We could watch. We've been on Love on the Spectrum because the new season's out. Wow. We haven't watched that.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Y'all were being too hard on me. Look at what y'all did to me. Y'all shut me off.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Y'all are cute. Well, don't tell all your tricks here.
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He can make those jokes. We can't. We can't make those jokes in 2025, but he can.
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Can they bring that scanner here?
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So who is your brain most like? Did I say that?
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That checks out. That tracks. I would say that.
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We ain't ever sat like that.
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J.D., you want to send us out of here? You got us a verse?
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
And there's going to be a reunion story even cooler than Bobby's one day. Come on.
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bobby thank you that was fun thank you for coming bob you're welcome hey you heard it from the man you're welcome you're welcome back and especially if your brother comes i'll be great you're both welcome okay yeah be your other brother we know the rest of them we don't want them all right we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room we're out
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Oh, yeah. You work with a Jenkins.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Well, that fits. You work with the kids. She works with adults. That tracks. It tracks.
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Yeah, there you go. Look at Bob, man, all grown up. Look at grown-up Bob.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Pretty quick. What was the rumor, though? We don't need to go down that road. I was just wondering who stepped out on who.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
Which, has there been a study done on that? Because you ever notice kids that are adopted end up favoring their adoptive parents anyway? Yes, very weird. You take on their facial expressions and like... Oh, yeah.
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It's just like... Boy, now you're working with kids. You're following his path.
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You graduated college a lot quicker.
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He was the original Xander. I'm back to Phil. He was the original Xander. I am the original Xander. Then Rebecca had to swipe in and steal it.
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Bobby, you good? You want to beatbox us in there?
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It had to be me. But welcome, Bobby. Or Will.
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I don't know where that was going.
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I wish we could find a hundred question test and just have Cy fill out the answers just like that and just see what we come up with. Like this.
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I wouldn't go far away from C. How far are you going? Every once in a while.
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Well, that's what's weird because now Bella works here and I'm the only person in this place that calls her Susan, which really annoys me.
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You know what I was always a sucker for on MTS? What? All of the above or none of the above. Well, I was a sucker for none of those. I love those. Yeah, I'd be like, yeah, that don't sound right.
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My GPA is pretty solid, though.
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But mine wasn't no blind guess.
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And most of the time, work for yourself, too.
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Nobody knows? I didn't know. There's a lot of questions.
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This ain't the time of year for lightning, so that's why I was curious. I don't know. I ain't looked into a lot of it because mainly when I get home, I got a sick kid that I deal with until it's time for him to go to bed and then I go to bed.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I've been sleeping fine. I just ain't getting much of it. Yeah. Hey, that's duck season, man. When you're in this grind of it, we got like 20 more days or so, something like that. So it's just, this is the worst part. This is the worst one.
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Yeah. This is the, this is when it goes from hunting to work. Like right now, this is, this is when you, you find out what you're made of.
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And it's generally fun work until you go through a stretch for about seven, eight days where you ain't killing nothing. And then you're having life choice questions.
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Yeah. I don't embrace the suck, though.
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And you better embrace it or you're going to quit. That's what Bonebreaker said this morning. He said, you just got to welcome the pain. Welcome the pain. That's easy to say for a man who's got arms the size of my thighs, you know.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
You know who I miss on the weather? You remember growing up, Freddie? Freddie, the weather guy? Little cartoon. Yeah. Him and our friend Neil Shaw. That was like my memories of the weather. I remember Freddie. It's because staying with my grandparents all the time, you watched every news like 6 a.m. Then in this small town, guess what?
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Did he lose 60 for 60? Yeah, we have a question. He ain't done. He didn't make it.
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Have you ever ate something from somebody and said, man, that's good? Yeah.
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Yeah. I just didn't know. We went to one of the finest hunting lodges you ever been to a week ago, and Si just looked at him and said, no.
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Si said, I ain't a redfish. He said, I ain't no redfish.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
No, pretty don't cut it, okay? It's got to have a good flavor to it. Then we brought the man a muffin for breakfast. He said, not a muffin, man. No.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
What's the last thing you ate somebody else cooked you like? I'm just curious. I'm just curious when it was.
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He's got to have the master mason.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I told him the other day. I've been trying to remember that song since you said it before we started recording. And it's work your fingers to the bone.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
We got another one at noon because something may have happened. Nothing ever happened the same when you watched that morning. And then he got to 5 o'clock, and then he got to 6 o'clock. Because something was really going to take place in that 27 minutes.
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Yeah, that's what it was. I've been sitting here. It's been wrecking my brain. Willie's Roadhouse?
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I don't got that. No, I told him when we had the guys of Willie's, you know, people that...
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Feed it, grow it, clean it, kill it, chop it off.
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I cut many of them out for my grandparents. That was my job at the station, cut the rib cages. I bet that was a good memory.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
A wintry mix? Yeah, this whole town is going to shut down.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
My favorite ones is when we'd kill them in like December and Phil would make you pick them. Oh, no, no. And then he'd cook them whole. Oh, no. I know that sounds ridiculous for a lot of people, picking them whole.
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But man, them things were good.
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Sear them hard and then make a gravy and throw them in the oven. Oh, yeah. Hey, tender. Do you cook any rice and gravy with your deer steak? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I figured you were.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
You can't have fried deer steak without rice and gravy. No, no. That's just. You ain't a rice guy?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, good. They're going to blast you in the comments for that. Last thing I'm going to do is spend money on teeth, okay? Johnny D can make that joke because he can take a few hits.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
All four of them ain't real. Yeah. Johnny D can make that joke. He can pop his out.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Ty, are you going to go play in the snow? I mean, I know you love the cold.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yours was more of a stream rather than a drip.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I'll just get out. Get out of my way, boy.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, yeah. That'd be a pretty tough way. Plus, we lizards down here, man. When this crap happens... They've already closed schools tomorrow. Have they really? Unbelievable. For rain. I mean, it's going to rain. We ain't getting no junk.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I was going home to help Brittany with Whalen before we did this. And they had like sand on the intersections. I'm like, God, it's 34. Like.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yeah, that was trash. But I mean, that was legit. Like there was snow and ice like everywhere.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I was stunned. They were about 80. Well, they were, but you know.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yeah, but once it gets here, it's done. It melts, right? I don't know. Like, if it's icy outside and I go outside and pee on it, I got yellow ice.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I don't think that math works. No. Uh-uh. I don't think that math works. It's got to be below 32 and normally lower than that. And it'd be about 29. Our Irish fans, zero.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
See, Jason's that eternal optimist. I mean, Jay's come across negative until he goes duck hunting. Then he's pretty optimistic each and every day. But he leaves that in the duck blind. Yeah. Yeah. He was jolly today. Oh, yeah. He was jolly today. He paddled that P-Row about seven miles, I think, by the time it was all said and done with. That's how Jace works out. All natural.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
And we're closing schools. As bad off as they've been the last three days, we may wake up more than it's 15. I don't know.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
The guard commander is going to be walking to see you.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I'm way more curious how they live out there when it's like 100. No. And mosquitoes everywhere.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I don't know. It seems like hypothermia would be a lot quicker than West Nile or whatever gets you.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
You're going to take your chances.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Guarantee you it was all during Duck Dynasty. Yeah. Well, Hunter, any interesting voicemails? He's had an interesting one lately. Leave us a rating wherever you listen to us. Five stars if you don't mind. That way more of your friends can find us. Rate, review, all the things wherever you listen to podcasts. Apple, Spotify, Amazon. What else is there? Who knows? There's a lot.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Where do you listen to your podcasts, Si? I don't. There you go. That's good. Thank you for that. And if you're on YouTube, like, subscribe, comment, all the things.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I got a few emails we may get to. Did y'all know that whatever happens in the duck call room stays in the duck call room?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
It actually came from a place in the woods. What does that mean? That's what their business card says, from a place in the woods.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, I know why they brought it. You know what else is on there? John 3, 16.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Hey. Johnny from Easley, South Carolina, with his place called From a Place in the Woods. He makes Adirondack chairs and rocking chairs. Those are the best kind of chairs.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
He forgot his coffee, and he was unsettled until he just had to finally go.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I wouldn't have went to Indiana anyway. That game's harder than I thought it would be. Yeah.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
What music are you listening to?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Where was the guy from? Evansville, Indiana.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
A normal day. I go get in John Davis' truck. What's playing?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
You're going to get my truck right now. No Shoes Radio is going to be on. No Shoes Radio? Yeah, I don't know why. I never fancied myself.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, man. I don't know. If we only had a window... We wouldn't know, but it appears... To be snowy. It's snowing in Shreveport, y'all. According to the radar, it is snowing outside. I'm going to. That's the worst. I'm going to save some time so that you see for the folks of y'all at home that don't know.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I like them all. Obviously, Si was listening to Willie's Roadhouse when he put them up.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
You're going to be wearing an affliction.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yeah, it's so cold out there. I've been listening to beach music. trying to trick my mind how to warm me up yeah oh hunter what you listening to this ought to be good i'm nervous i like a lot of punk music okay some heavier music and some southern rock heavy metal heavy and southern rock yeah hmm interesting
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Okay, what else you got over there, Hunter?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Little town in Texas. I figured Stone had it, but I didn't want to just lay up with it.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I guess I was thinking more something a little more eclectic maybe.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Very south. I'm going back to Mississippi. I don't know.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Georgia. That's probably a good look.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Hey, what if I need to chop something down? He's got a sweet swing.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I think I probably take Count Chocula. Why? That way he can keep watch at night while I sleep. He'd be up all night anyway.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
He could stay up all night. He could take the night shift, and I'll take the morning shift. Is Fred Flintstone on a- Oh, Fruity Pebble.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yeah, and if you run into a dinosaur, he could help. I don't stay on that cereal aisle. Yeah, I don't know many cereal aisles. I got nothing for this. Yeah.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, 2K and Sam, he's living there. Oh. You know. I thought about him because then you could clean him and eat him at least. You don't take that tiger because he'll eat you. You take that rabbit. That's right. He'll eat you. Oh, silly rabbit. That rabbit would probably taste the best. Tricks are for kids.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
could you take mikey from the life cereal box because mikey eat anything right you don't want to take him that's not good on a deserted island isn't he the kid yeah i'm still taking a three he's snap that's actually pretty ingenious i'll give you that so good good work on snap crackle and pop there you go that leprechaun be cool no he wouldn't he's on the wing but what if you get a rainbow
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Cereal? Cereal. Oh, yeah. Take it private.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
You'd be better suited if like Bear Grylls had cereal. Yeah. That'd be good. Somebody could build a far with two sticks.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
It was a 20-yard shot, and he shot it at about 16. He was a little short.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
oh yeah when you're on underwear walmart yeah yeah that that that's the one that's how i feel when you're the left butt cheek and yep yeah there you go so that's where you're at with the kelsey's yes i'm there there you go why do they need their own cereal why am i last thing here i mean capitalism's real good for them man making a ton of money
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yeah. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car. We're out.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Like the water blew up, because I was watching this thing. The water blew up, and the wood duck sitting behind it like, what just happened? Yeah, he didn't even get up.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
He's just very confused. He was just, you could tell he was puzzled. He got away? No, he got him. He had to wait for him to pass the cameraman. The duck got up and flew right in front of Jared. I was like, uh-oh. But Jace let it go past him, and then boom, got him. He got him.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Right. He missed another duck. He missed a gadwall after Stone killed the gadwall. there's two of them. He missed it. And then Jace, he just left. He took off on a March, but his March involved a P row and a paddle.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yeah. He's like, you know, I mean, I told him, I said, well, why ain't Jace staying in a blind? I said, boy, that's how you cure the red, you know, The red butt. Let's call it that.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yeah. I said, sometimes a different man got different ways to handle. I said, Jason is going on a paddle. That's right. So he took his paddle and he's gone.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I will say he, he arguably made one of the worst shots and the best shots I've ever seen in the same morning.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
That last shot on that one, Woody, was incredible. I mean, like. That thing was 90 yards. I mean, I looked and I was like.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Buddy, when I tell you dead. Oh, no. I mean, I was just looking down his gun barrel, and I was like, boy, I'm glad that ain't me. Boom, and that thing.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
No, I got to look, Jase. Well, they just asked me for something.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Anytime I talk about stuff like that, I get a text a couple of days later from Hunter saying, can you send that to me? So I'm going to send it to him right now so that we don't have to worry about that in a couple of days. There you go, Hunter. There's the screenshot that you need of our radar. Is it snowing outside for real? I don't know.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Jason mad at them. He out there right now putting out decoys.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Kind of like a parachute, you know.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Everywhere he goes now, duck hunting, he got two things, a shotgun and a shovel. I've been halfway convinced the shovel's for us. He's just going to take us out there and get rid of us.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
No, right now he's using it to pop up grass every morning for brush. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
The radar says it is, but the weathermen have been so obnoxiously wrong the past three days. I don't.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
That's right. You can even get Queens, Kings, Split Kings, Cow Kings, Roman Kings. No, I don't know. I'm just making up Kings now.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
y'all know we've been on here a lot the pillows fantastic the robes phenomenal oh hey excellent that's what i'm talking about the sheets sheets top notch slippers sleeping on clouds number one cause of dry skin yeah number one cause dry skin my pillow towels they're so good they still even got a phone number where you can call and order that's what i'm talking about america baby Thank you.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
You shine the headlight on the grass. Jace pops a root. You grab the grass and throw it in the back of the rig.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, yeah. No, we're clearing all that.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
What's that? It's what? Meteorologist? Weatherman. Oh, no. Is it really, though? Because, like, what if you get it wrong and it has some other effects on people?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Hey, we got out there this morning. We just kept walking through the middle of it. He said, ooh, this is the good stuff. Look how big these clumps are.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Well, it's now all sitting on duck blinds. He'd go back and get it and throw it in the ground. It'd be fine. It'd be fine. There's plenty of holes out there. Be careful if you walk out in front of that hilltop stand because you'll break an ankle.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
He drove like Dale Earnhardt this morning, too. I was smiling the whole time. Jersey Joe, terrified.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yeah, something, yeah. Oh, was he driving the boat or the? The four-wheeler. Four-wheeler. Yeah, he had that baby.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, he wasn't worried about that.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
He could care less about a deer. You've never seen a grown man more petrified than Jersey Joe was riding to that thing, too. I was back here smiling, just a big grin on my face, having time of my life, and Jersey Joe just holding on for dear life. I don't like going fast. And Jared, the cameraman, Jared, he said, he said, Jase, could you see better than I could out that windshield? Jase said, nah.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
He said, muscle memory. I just know that road. We had a couple of mud holes so bad, he didn't know it too well. He threw water on the roof of that thing. It was a good morning. It was fun. I had an enjoyable morning this morning, I will say. We needed that after about a five-day suck fest.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I had a bunch of woodies, but it's still fun. They come in there for the most part.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yep, wrong gun. He said, I got the wrong weapon in my hand.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Well, on a more serious note, I guess we should. That's going to be a weird segue. But if we do have any fans in California, probably not many.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
and especially where the fires are but that's an aggressive take but probably i mean i'm i'm pretty sure but if if you do or if it's your family or anything like that look that that's a bad deal and man really and true and two like the first responders man y'all are killing it out there like yeah going into the face of those blazes so i don't how did things start like i'm not did somebody set it on fire
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
The problem is our old weatherman tried to take over the zoo, and that didn't work out, right? So maybe he should have stayed with the weather.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
We have the New Testament over here. What? No. We're losing it. We're losing it. I didn't know we were going to lose it.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I'm so sorry. Hold on. 9-1-1. I was drinking the tea. I looked up. I saw Cy go, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Anyways. That checks out.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
He's got a Rolex! He's so rich!
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
That's weird you saying it, Si. That's mental. I was at the club. I was crazy.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Are you all royalty? No, the president did not make a deal with us. Just to put it out there.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
We're all John down here.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
And that's why he's got a Rolex. Come on, baby.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Take them off. You don't want to add more, do you?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
All the best! All the best! All the best!
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
This right here. You don't have that. What's ice?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
America's champion. Yeah. But. I don't even know how we got here. I don't know how we've gone from Jesus to crushed ice. That's not cool. Welcome to the duck call room. Welcome to the duck call room.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
You going to go to Israel? I mean, Dallas? No, I'm not going to Dallas.
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Uncle Si Introduces the Other Robertson Black Sheep
No, it's worse. Because most people say, you know, that tastes worse than we ever knew. That tastes like chicken.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Okay, you just did. Thank you for that.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Oh, well... You have a way in. You have a key to the door right there. You have homemade oatmeal cream pies.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
She's too old for the Super Bowl halftime show, boy.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Thank you, Miss Arkansas. I don't know if you're really Miss Arkansas, but in my mind you are because those homemade oatmeal cream pies are fantastic. I'll bring you one, dear.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I was about to say, can I get one?
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah, I'll bring you one. No problem.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Oh, for real? Oh, yeah. That was the first one to do that, huh? Mm-hmm.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Oh, man. She came in hot. I just, I did.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Man, I'm here to tell you. What a time to be alive.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
What a time to freaking be alive. I do love it.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
No, they're not biters.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
But they'll punch you. They'll headbutt you.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah. No biting though.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah. They're boys. Boys will be boys.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah. They're a good time.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
They have a sweet side. I call them sour patch kids. They got a sweet side and they got a sour patch.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
not quite two and a half so yeah we about got this whooped right we're definitely in the thick of the twos though yeah the twos are the worst yeah emotions are coming hard and fast now they're starting to figure out what those are i go through emotional whiplash daily just i don't know what i'm gonna get Yeah, we did have our first busted lip. Not as cool of a story as you think.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
It was self-inflicted.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah, definitely. Aren't they all?
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Well, this one, he just hit himself in the face with a bus, because that's a good idea. A whole bus? Well, a little wooden bus. He was spinning around with it, and then got a little loose in turn three there, and bop, right upside. And I look over, he just got a fat, bloody lip. I was like... Boy, that's what life does to you, son, when you think you got it all under control.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Bop, hit you right in the mouth. How do you react? Out of control.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
That's basically what it is. They just wake up every day and just try to figure out a way to hurt themselves. That's the era we're in right now.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Pretty legit at it, too. But it's fun, man. Right now is a lot of fun. Or for me, it's a lot of fun. Brittany, you're not having fun? No, she's there all the time.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
The whole thing. Cy's team.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I'm still having fun, though. I don't want to say it. Gosh, man, they say some of the funniest things. Do some of the funniest things.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah. Well, the recognition of letters he's good at if you have a puzzle.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
But when he just sees, when he sees words strung together, that's just letters. A, B, C. A, B, C. We'll go through the whole thing. Lottie went through a W phase. W?
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I said, no, no, no, no. Right now, oh, the coolest part, Waylon has finally realized that farts are funny.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
What's part of it? What's part of it? All of it. Hey, now I do think. Hold on. I think there was a part of the Super Bowl that was fantastic. Seal is a seal.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yes. He can fart on command. Hold on.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah, we basically, we're like... He'll do it on his own and then we'll be like, do it again. And you can see him. Because we laugh when he does. Because he can.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
He can rip a grown adult one on command.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
You get it from his daddy.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
It does make me giggle. It's funny. I'm just glad he thinks farts are funny. Sometimes you run across and people get a little uptight about them.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I was about to say, we're going to have to. Well, when you're two and a half, they should be. They're always. They should be funny.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Oh, yeah. He'll be that kid.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah, because he just does it and then looks around with the biggest smile on his face. Makes me very proud, Dad.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Ripped one in the middle of a church service? No.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Have I ever told you about Carter on that plane?
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
It filled the whole plane. Somebody done sold themselves. Nope, just Carter ripping one. Oh, praise God.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
How is it traveling with kids? We haven't done that yet. Don't do it ever.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
To be a SEAL. That was good. It was.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Oh, the boys don't even have iPads yet. I'm so, nothing against them.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah. But we have them. I don't want to be an iPad mom. I know the time is going to come at some point, especially for long trips and things of that nature.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
But you got an eight-hour drive.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Wasn't even what I was talking about.
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Oh, shit. Hey, I got a question. You're a shoe aficionado, right?
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I have many shoes. How come in Monroe this weekend, folks was like fighting and shooting over tennis shoes?
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Nah, I mean, I'll get there.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I saw, we made like national news. Did you know that, Si? Something about some Jordan 5s or something got released this weekend or something. They were fighting over? No, they were shooting each other. Straight up fist fighting, gunshots fired.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
All over a pair of shoes.
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Oh, there's a video? I didn't see the video.
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I was about to say, I've been in that hibbit.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I was just about to say a bridge.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
He had to come out with a whole thing. It was a bad deal. Yeah, I just couldn't believe that tennis shoes, we're to the point of society where tennis shoes equal gunshots. Like, I just find that bizarre, right? Is that not weird? That we can't just... Mental illness. Mental illness. Okay.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah, I didn't even know that happened.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Well, there was... Did you hear about that guy that was faking like he was hurt? It was over by Target. What's that service road behind Target?
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Millhaven. And he was faking it so that people would stop and check on him and he was trying to steal their car. You like drag the lady out.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
That's why Live PD ended up here.
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Yeah, we do have Live PD here.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
It was like, yeah, I'm going to get on it.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I love that show. We made it. No, I just, it's crazy. Trying to see if I can get the crux of the shoes. You hear, it says something about Jordan 5s. That's all I know.
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Yeah, it was really good.
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Yeah, I haven't seen that.
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Actually, let's look it up. They look very 2000s. Early 2000s.
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No, early 2000s. A very different age than now.
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Yeah, good times, man.
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Yeah, kind of. Because no one can be original anymore. If you think about it. Give me a year. Okay.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I'm impressed that you did that.
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Johnny D got more shoes than probably everybody in here.
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You can have them. I'll purchase the shoes. You can have them. You go home with the shoes. Just don't shoot me.
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What a time to be alive.
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Of course, I didn't think the Super Bowl halftime show was cool either. Hold on.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Your shoes actually look pretty cool. Okay, we're okay then. Yeah.
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What about size shoes?
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I bought them for 30 bucks for him off eBay.
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Did you really? Slip-on.
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Slip-on. He's all about a slip-on, too.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Well, I mean, I knew we didn't make them anymore, so I went to the wonderful world of eBay to see if a pair in size 10 still existed.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Hunter, good news for us. I don't think anybody's going to shoot us over our Brooks from Academy and our wide feet since we have the same shoes.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Oh, Hunter's a part of the wide foot club? Yeah.
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Yeah. I had his offspring. You don't say. Also struggling with that problem.
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Yeah, probably so. Especially Jackson. Yeah. He got a stomp down there.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Waylon can wear whatever you want. Waylon wear all the normal people stuff. Jackson, we're over in that B and T section. Big and tall. They'll be fine. Do they still call that section for the kids Husky? Like to make them feel better or they got to get rid of that?
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What if we get you? So is that to the tune of Kiss from a Rose? Oh, yeah.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I didn't get husky until an adult. You were Ben's? Yes. You were a late bloomer.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
You say, no, I've always been this way. I started out. Yeah.
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I've seen the photograph.
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Yeah, that's fine. I'm good with it.
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I wasn't husky, but I was a giant. I could see over everybody. Oh, you were that girl? I was that girl.
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Oh, she's still pretty big, though.
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You're not six foot tall. She crawls six foot.
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Yeah. She don't look that tall because she's next to me. Is that what it is? Yeah. Are you six foot tall?
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When I saw him and his height, I was like, I want that one.
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Like the other night. I want that one.
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Hey, friend, you need to wrap this show up and go home.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Dating for me was hard because guys don't grow until later on.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah, like the other night.
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My license says I'm 5'11", but if I stand up straight, I'm six feet tall.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah, the other night when we were at that deal, that party, Allison come over and kind of got in between me and Brittany. We was all just standing there talking. I was like, wow, you're little. She is so little.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Now you're just one of the big people that sit down front.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Church is the only place that I sit down front, even though I'm tall. Most places, I go to the back of a room just to be kind and polite.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I know. Yeah. Yeah. She can't hang out with us in the crowd. Allison got to get up there at the front.
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Like, that's fine. You know, everybody had to kneel in their T-ball.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I'm used to being in the back.
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That was my favorite part of the whole Super Bowl. What was the good part to you, Martin?
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Why not? Hey, I'm with you.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Why not? You're probably going to have to find something a little more upbeat than he stopped loving her today, though.
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I don't know, but I bet last night struggled. But one song. You got one song that you can nail.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
DT getting love? No. Seen Pro-America? Not even that. Everybody was getting along. I'm not even going to be so petty as to say it's when Taylor Swift got booed, but that was hilarious, by the way. And so did the memes that followed with her and the little puppet thing that, man.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
That one song would take up the whole halftime show.
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Speaking of our president, did he really put in an order from the suite at the Super Bowl to quit making pennies?
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Quit making what? Pennies.
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Pennies are gone. Quit making new pennies.
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There you go. They're not necessary.
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Yeah. I'd bury them, but I'm afraid Jay's come dig up my yard. Are we going to a penniless? When will we be a penniless society? Well, to be fair, math for everybody would probably get a lot easier if we just played like dominoes and went off fives and tens.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Well, cut that out. Oh, it's going to be $4 now.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah. And I don't think they are right now. No, what are we? City limits like 11%. So yeah, there's a. Yeah.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
They beat us to cheese fries. I'm not making pennies. I mean, it makes. I mean, I guess I'm the weird. I still bend over and pick up a penny.
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I will pick up a penny.
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Yeah, but I'm going to.
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Yeah. I also ain't never thrown one in a wishing well, neither. Nope. Charities. I work too hard to fling a piece of change out there. So you know what? I think that's going to work. Babe, have you been here since we've done voice calls? I haven't. Get ready. Do you know the phone number? It's 318-215-6559, baby. Oh, about time one of us learned that. Also, I have to look up.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
And Johnny's Pizza is still 3965120. Oh, man. Wow.
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Happy birthday, Andrew.
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He's going fishing with Godwin? Heck yeah, man.
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Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. He's been known to carry some sticks. He's a cowboy. Like, are we going classic cartoons or new cartoons?
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I'm just curious. I watch a lot of cartoons now. Me too. Not a lot. I like the same ones, but I do like them.
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I'm intrigued to hear what yours is.
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I think I'd like to be Bluey's dad.
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Because he never fails at being a father.
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He's like, he sets dad goals to unreasonable expectations because you can't meet him like he does.
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It's a kid's show. Yeah, they're dogs. A family of blue healers. It's funny because I was going to say Chili. I want to be Bluey's mom. She's really cool.
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nerds i can tell y'all we can tell yeah you can tell who's got the two-year-old like i'm just trying to figure out like if darth vader was ever in a cartoon so i can say him because my other thing be like you know rubble from rubble and crew like i mean my man's a dog who gets to drive an excavator i mean that that pretty well checks a lot of boxes too so I can see myself as a young kid.
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I know why they like the Paw Patrol stuff, because that stuff's cool if you're a kid.
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And you were making fun of me for getting too into that episode the other day.
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I didn't know he was going to eat them.
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I think they cleaned up too. We cleaned up a little bit. I saw people out there washing the streets.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I know. I said, the good guys are going to win. The other morning we were watching. I got mine now, by the way. The other morning we were watching Paw Patrol and there's like, I don't know, something got real big.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Giant eel scooped up the mayor. And when the eel scooped up the mayor, Brittany went. The boys never even flinched. Right? Like, and Brittany just, like, like the same kind of, you make on a spy movie when somebody gets killed.
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It shocked me. It shocked me. I wasn't, I didn't see it coming.
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I looked over at her. I said, really? She's going to be okay.
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I'm a stay-at-home mom to two two-year-olds. It is what it is.
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I honestly thought you would say Ninja Turtles.
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I'm so far removed from that, though, that our whole life is... I mean, I thought about Daddy Pig from Peppa Pig, too. He's kind of tight.
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Finn is from. He's not. Finn. Oh, Finn. Come on, dude.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I bet that thing today. I hope they got rid of it.
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The boys do love Moana.
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Yeah, they love Moana.
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Yes. Yes. See, that's kind of the era I wanted to live in, but I just had to be honest with the one I'm in now.
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Well, he's a cool dad. He's dad goals, man. No, he is. If you could be that plugged in as a dad all the time. No, I'm a terrible father compared to him. Yeah, but you can't measure yourself off Bluey's dad.
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They do have an episode like that for the mom, though, and she's like, I need 20 minutes. And they let her go.
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No. Whenever they won the Eagles, which congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles, your Super Bowl champions.
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I know exactly where I am. Go ahead. Australia. Australia, baby. They're out in the middle of nowhere by themselves. They got the sun, the sand. They do got a lot of weird animals and stuff.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
At least we'd be close to each other because I'm going to New Zealand.
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No offense, but Canada get too cold. Yeah. It's too cold for too long.
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I have heard that. Germany's awesome. Scotland was kind of meh.
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Ireland intrigues me as well. Ireland's fun. I could go live with Andrew.
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They interviewed the coach, man. And I thought the coach's interview with Tom Rinaldi was spectacular.
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Yeah, you could become a structure guy with Andrew.
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Yeah, he's lived everywhere.
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The islands? Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure.
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Yeah. One of them islands. You probably won't go like St. Lucia or something. Yeah.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Them people look like they're having a good time. You watch The Bachelor? I have more questions about that.
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I watched The Bachelor and The Bachelorette when it first became a thing, and then I just...
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I became a Nick Sirianni fan last night because of his answers to Tom Rinaldi's questions.
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Oh y'all have met Peyton Manning My cousin's in a cookie commercial Listen We couldn't We took a picture And I wasn't allowed to post it though So I didn't get to tell anybody Why wasn't she allowed to post it? So if I'm telling people now I've met Peyton Manning And it was wonderful Oh you're a volunteer too Hey also Peyton Manning Twin dad Yeah, he is a twin dad. We met as twins.
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Yeah, we were fishing with this twin. He has a boy and a girl.
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We were sad it didn't make it to the Super Bowl. Peyton and or Eli. And or Arch. And or Arch or Archie. Or Archie or Cooper.
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We have a chair for you.
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Yeah. Louisiana rules. New Orleans rules. Put Eli in the Hall of Fame. All right. We'll see you all next time. What's up with that?
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
53 of them. 47 dress out. Yeah. It took all 53 of them to make them great. That is a fact that is lost in today's world so easily. that you think it's about yourself or something you did or something somebody has done. No, it took all 53 of them pulling the rope the same freaking way to get to where they were. A bottle of sweat, blood.
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And when that's the first thing you say after the biggest victory of your life, like that's the pinnacle.
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Yeah. You can retire. You have done the biggest your profession can do. And that was the first thing that come out of his mouth. I was like, okay, okay. I like this cat. Didn't know him. Didn't know him before. I never really liked him. And I would not have. And that turned me. And here's what's funny. When you visually look at that guy, I would not have pegged that to come out of his mouth.
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Real good. Mighty Ducks was going to have a... It came out in like 1994. They had a second one?
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Because he kind of looks like a butthole.
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He's so intense. Like, you're just like, man, that guy doesn't look... But then whenever you strip it all down, the guy's crying. His kid says, happy tears. Like, and then does the Eagles chants. I was like...
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freaking go eagles man like i don't even know nothing about y'all like and then he followed it up with putting his faith right out there in front of however many people were still there and then jalen hurt sang the same song right after that like man good for y'all man go jalen that's that's that's the thing that got me everybody underestimated the team yeah
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They really did. Well, how could you not, right?
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He's got it all. How do you think Nick Saban felt last night? I benched that kid.
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Yeah, I'm going to forever think of Jalen Hurts as an Oklahoma Sooner.
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And. Meanwhile, Tua was at home in Miami, you know, just chilling watching it.
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That was funny. That was funny. I'll give him that. Don't stay there. We'll pay you more. Let's run this back.
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No, but that was kind of my take on from the Super Bowl, man. That and I'm old. The way that they won. I appreciate that. I appreciate their conferences, the post-game stuff. I was like, man, that's really cool. So, yeah, man, I was glad to see that. In prime time on a Sunday night.
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Hot chocolate strikes again. And your microphone.
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Well, if they hadn't been, they'd have lost last night, right? Yeah. Because the Chiefs handled Saquon Barkley, who you thought is what the Eagles' offense was.
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He couldn't. Yeah, he didn't make it. I bet Jalen Hurts squats a house. That boy got some thighs on him. He just pushes. I mean, you look at him. That boy got some thighs on him. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
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And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy. Once you get to that age.
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That was a cool thing to recognize in that moment, that it took all 53, and however many practice squad people, too.
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I just wasn't my favorite halftime show. I couldn't understand what he was saying.
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Yeah, all the subliminal and all the, yeah.
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I didn't watch much of it because I was cooking.
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During that time. But the part that I was inside for during that, I just couldn't hear him. So I didn't know if that was light.
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Yeah. Hey, whatever. You hit something out of the park, you miss something. I remember, when was Dr. Dre?
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That was cool. But I think a lot of it has to depend on your generation and what you would think would be cool, right? Yeah. You know, I mean, I'm not going to.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I feel like this was the first Super Bowl that I've ever watched, and I felt like I was out of the demographic. Yes. I felt very old, and I was like, uh.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah, I was about to say, it is a little bright for me.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I can't believe you missed the SEAL part.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
That's all I learned about myself. That was the biggest thing I related to in the whole thing.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Well, there you go. I just figured, Si, you got any tips for the Kansas City Chiefs?
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
You were full of tips for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
No shows. No shows. Oh, no show Jones.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we can sit here and talk about the things that they should and shouldn't be doing, but at the end of the day, you're not out there on the field.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Sounds terrible. I actually enjoyed Tom Brady's commentary of it, which is kind of weird. I don't really enjoy much that comes out of his mouth. That was the worst. Back when we played Patrick Mahomes.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah, really. Olive, maroon, gray, black. That's about it.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Yeah, Collinsworth's worse than him. I don't know. I just like to hear people's perspective that have done it. I hate when the commentators are people that haven't done it and they start telling you why and how.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
Oh, yeah, I would, but then nobody's watching the game, right?
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I'm going to work on that graphic at the bottom of the screen. It'll look like Fox ran out of money.
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Justin Martin’s Wife Confesses Her First Thought When They Met
I thought I was watching like 1989 Tecmo Bowl. Just real glitchy Nintendo stuff. I thought that was, I didn't like it. I didn't care for it. But, you know, we can sit here. Everybody got an opinion. There are people listening here saying, well, I wish y'all wouldn't do that. So that's fine. And y'all have that right to that opinion just like we do. So that's the cool thing about living in America.
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Yeah, he nailed it. Speaking of too old, go ahead, Brittany.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Well, they just don't put enough Mayhall in it because there's not a ton of Mayhalls around. So you got to stretch that juice as far as you can. And that's hard. That's why Phil's is so good because he uses enough Mayhall where you taste the Mayhall. And at store-bought, you just can't. You can't do it.
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Not interested. All right. Yeah.
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It wasn't much. Stone's here. So we had a discussion about your father-in-law's attempt at Phil's dressing stone. I'm just trying to get a full-blown survey of how it was. Because Cy said it was. For the most part.
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Yeah. Every year the batch. Something about the batch changes.
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You built a far down there then.
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That's exactly what Silas told us.
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Hey, when you're surrounded on three sides by water, 71 is chilly down there. Oh, yeah. That Atlantic Ocean get cold this time of year.
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Anytime you can hear the phone shaking, it's a bad deal.
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Them back legs quivering. Them legs were shaking. Yeah, Jackson get like that right now when he get backed up. He go about two days without taking a dump. He look over there and them back legs, he's just holding on to something. Them back legs just a quivering. I'm like, buddy, if you'd squat a little bit, this would be a lot easier on you. I don't know why you're trying to do this straight legged.
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You don't want to go then.
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For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
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And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy.
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Yeah, that's it. That's, that's chilly. But the low is 72. I know.
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Good place for a tackle shot, man. They fish all time down there. I bet they got one or two. They got a few of them. Yeah. So you're not fishing? I mean, we may, but nothing. Not planning on it. Not the bridge fishing? I know a few. Did you all do that together? What's that? The go fishing on the bridge? I did that. The giant ones. Did you go, Si? I went with Goblin.
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A deer will never look bigger than when he turns and walks away.
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When they're walking away. He could be 100-inch, 6-point. He turns and walks away, you're like, that's a dang big one. I mean, it's the craziest thing you've ever seen.
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Oh, boy. How does that make you feel, Hunter? Hunter over there shaking his head. I just figured I needed to involve him in that conversation.
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I prefer benevolent uncle. You will get killed. You prefer what? I prefer benevolent uncle over angry side. Yeah, me too.
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Oh, you've seen like irritated Si.
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Yeah, I mean, it's fun to poke at a little bit, but then you got to remember like, all right, stop. You can get him to the end. You don't want to do that.
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Yeah. I ain't doing none of those things. Hey, just so you're aware, chasing Anna with a snake will have the same results. Well, maybe worse. Yeah, I want to send her home for the rest of the day because of that. I'm just kidding. I threw her my phone. I said, would you look at that? It's a picture of a big old snake.
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Oh, yeah. She threw my phone on the ground, and I didn't see her for the next 24 hours until she showed back up at work. I didn't know it was that big of a deal. Oh, she was mad, too. Oh, big mad. Big mad. She actually came the next day and quasi, as much as a Robertson can, apologized to me for as mad as she got. I mean, like, yeah, they're never going to say it.
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Me and Goblin went down there with Scott Martin. We were bridge trolls for tarpon. You just let a crab out under that bridge in the current, and you hold on.
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It was a Robertson apology.
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There's no such thing as a Robertson apology. Yeah, you just got to recognize it. It's their attempt at an apology, so you give them credit for it. Right, Si?
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What was the biggest responsibility you had? I'm just curious. When you say left you in charge, what does that look like?
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Oh, so you could have liked.
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And then the skill is to not let the hammerhead sharks eat him. Like, that's the tough part, is to keep him away from the hammerhead.
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Besides the kind of guy you want in charge of the red button. Because trust me, he's going to do everything he can to not use it. And you know that if it went to it, that was the last resort.
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Hey, that's cool, man. That's awesome. I'm glad I asked that question because I never really... No, no, no.
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I see. That's mildly concerning.
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Confiscate this thing like it was Hunter Biden. First thing off. They'll give it back.
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Uh-oh, you started working your way up. Oh, no, no. You just kept playing.
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Wait, so that was real? Like, that's really how y'all transported the messages? Oh, no. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Y'all handcuffed briefcases to your... Yes, sir.
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Jason Bourne. Oh, star.
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Hey, before you go... I want you, you had it handcuffed to your, did you drive with it handcuffed? Or did you have a driver? No, no, I drove myself. Okay, I was just curious.
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Yeah, I was just curious. I was trying to figure out how you got from there to there with it handcuffed to your, did you take it off when you got in the car? Or you drove with it handcuffed?
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I'm sorry. I'm just really curious about that part. I opened the briefcase. The movie about your life.
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So at this point, y'all were even.
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We know who's at the bottom of the hill.
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That's a good leader. That's the right man to leave in charge.
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Yeah, he about to take that star off. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, you were driving on the wrong side of the road, too.
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Okay, so that ain't all of Europe.
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Yeah, they's enjoying a little yo time, and you in there trying to screw that up.
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That's fun, man. I didn't know that was a real thing, though. I thought that was kind of put on for the movies where the people handcuffed the briefcase to the cell. It's top secret. Well, I understand, but I just figured there was a different path which that took. I thought that was right.
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You get your hand lopped off. That's why everybody had a bone saw in the rig.
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So when you lock the briefcase, you can't open it?
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Can you take the handcuff off?
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Okay, so you leave the key there.
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Oh, they get in there.
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I mean, if they went through that first step, I imagine the second one ain't that big of a deal.
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There's that word again.
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You'll see how that happens.
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What did you say? You stuck your arm out there and you couldn't see his hand? Oh, no, no. And it was gone. Under a roof, he went like this, couldn't see his hand. That's pretty good magic trick there.
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Man, I really feel like Forrest Gump got to jump on you, though.
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wow right you talking about rain son that when it rains in vietnam they call it monsoon because it is a wall of rain there's a there's a documentary on it oh no it's unreal what uh we got any emails anything new in there hunter you got a voicemail we have a follow-up a follow-up follow-up oh i got something what do you have
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No, go ahead. Do your thing.
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That's a defeat, boy.
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that technology was involved, right? Because, you know, they have those deals now where it like beeps and clicks. I mean, we've done some of that dream stuff. He used his ears. I don't know, but it said technology is cool, but it didn't play any role in my 100% blind buddy Dallas taking a banded Canadian, well, Canada goose for his first bird shot since being shot and left blind seven years ago.
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It was all God. so they've tried it for a long time it wasn't like i walked out yeah so no technology yeah that's awesome that he actually raised up and just and kill a banded goose yeah amen yeah so they did say they'd really love to share the uh their testimony and stuff so we may get them on here
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Something about light, water.
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I'm guessing they went as a group. Now, this is, again, a guess. I'm guessing they went as a group and probably saying, from the right, from the right, coming, coming, you know, and then.
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Yeah. Probably a lot of direction involved in it. But still, no technology other than.
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Other than human beings and the good Lord, there was no technology used in him taking a banded Canada goose.
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Yeah, forget it being banded or not. I don't care if he's banded or he ain't. To do that blind, that's incredible.
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I was thinking it was we walk by faith, not by sight.
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Hunter, you got a voicemail? Anything new?
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No, I mean, I like the one yesterday, or the last time we did this about gas stations. I like little oddball conversation deals.
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Roll one, Hunter. Roll one. Let's just see what we got, Big Daddy.
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It's Luke from... Luke? No chance. Oklahoma. Kentucky. Oh, Thibodeau. Thibodeau, boy. Yeah, hometown guy.
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Stone just got excited. Luke from Thibodeau. That's the kind of questions we need. Yes. Luke from Thibodeau.
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Si's name is going to be Father Time. other time okay i didn't have that one but i just who's your daddy oh who's your baby hey toby keith done made another appearance look at there toby keith forever hey you like me now baby i've never really thought about it who's your daddy stone You were so excited. I feel like this is something you've rehearsed now that you've been in a jiu-jitsu ring.
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Completely covered. And you're wondering how.
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Oh, boy. Either time. Either time. What would Johnny D be?
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Yeah. I had something last night driving me crazy. Daggum duck lice. It took me like 15 minutes to catch that sucker.
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I just don't think I'd be one. Remember old Andre the Giant, and then you had the other one that called himself the Giant. They come out in them one-piece leotards. I don't think I could pull that off. Oh, yeah.
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Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Hacksaw, he was on that dinosaur. Yeah, them guys earned that paycheck that day.
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They might as well have been naked. They just had a little sheet of spandex over their junk. And we're happy to be there.
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No, I mean, I depend on y'all, you know.
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Sound like a Kenny Chesney song.
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Oh, you're going back to your PlayStation name.
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This ought to be good. Go ahead, Si. What you got?
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Martin's more of a yogi. Yeah. than a Smokey. I'm way more into picnic baskets. That's for sure. Yogi Bear.
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Or the Great Khali. I remember him. Great Khali. He had that chop. Big John Stud. Big John Stud. What would Godwin be? I think Godwin would have to be the wall. Flying Flea. Oh, the Flying Flea.
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Oh, thank you so much, Luke from Thibodeau.
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I mean, just drove me nuts.
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Oh, thank you, Luke from Thibodeau. My goodness. Hunter, what would you be?
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Oh, Hunter the Hammer.
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Oh, MC Hammer. Oh, Hunter come out in some parachute pants. All right. It's actually my mom's nickname. Hey, me and Hunter got the same shoes.
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Really? I remember Greg the Hammer Valentine. She gave birth to twins, so my hat's off to her. I ain't saying nothing. I married one that did it, too. She can name herself whatever she want to, buddy. Hammer. Oh, man. Anyway, Johnny D. That's a good one there. Please, by the way. What's your walkout song? Oh, Si did it. Whatever he said, I don't know.
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I mean, that's one of them deals I think like other people have to pick for you. Yeah, I think that's one of them deals where other people that know you pick that for you.
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I mean, like, you know, selfishly, I'd probably be like Nate Dogg or Morton G or something. Like, we go back to regulators. Regulators, mount up!
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Oh, yeah. Oh, it was up there in the Sahara Desert, also known as my bald head, and I couldn't catch him.
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All right, we'll see you all next time.
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Oh, the voicemail number. What was it again? 318-215-6559?
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Hey, look, I finally remembered it. 3-1-5. No, no, no, no, no. 3-1-8. 3-1-8. 2-1-5. Yeah, 2-1-5. 6-5-5-9. 6-5-5-9. I finally remembered it. All right. There we go. All right, we'll see you all next time. 65-59.
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He was trying to set up.
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Oh, he wasn't attacking me. He was just crawling all over me, driving me nuts.
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And up there on my bald head, I couldn't catch that slick little rascal. You'd think that'd be the easiest place to catch him, right out there in the open. Of course, he's wondering what happened, you know.
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Yeah, and I still couldn't catch him. Oh, boys. That sucker kept going side to side, and I just was sitting there scratching. Brittany's like, what is wrong with you? I said, I got one of them dang duck lights in my head. She finally got him for me, though. She wasn't as big of a fan of him. She started swatting at him? Well, she said, how many of those are in this house? I said, I don't know.
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As a fan of No Shoes Radio on SiriusXM.
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I mean, it is duck season, so, you know, bring them in. The boys love playing with dead ducks now.
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Oh, yeah. I listen to it all the time, man. It's like easy listening music. There's never anything offensive. That's what I like about it. It ain't heavy metal. It's never anything offensive. It's smooth. It's never loud. No. Just Kenny Chesney and Jimmy Buffett. I didn't even know I was a Jimmy Buffett fan.
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So kind of like that right there.
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Look at him. Look at him right there.
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Oh, yeah. He had that one like that, and he kept saying, Duck, go night-night. Duck, go night-night. I said, what's something like that? Duck is night-night. He's very asleep. He's asleep? He's extremely asleep. But no, I just thought, or I think... It's very important to involve them in the process early on. So, like, when I clean ducks at the house, they're out there with me.
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Like, we're sitting there. They're learning knives are sharp. They're learning what meat looks like. I let them play in the blood and, like, all the things, just like.
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Ba-boom. Hey. Ba-boom. La. Yeah. No. I think it's a full circle moment for them so they can start. And I don't ever want to be them kids go, ooh.
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You just made Johnny D. You lost a man there.
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You don't want to waste it. Filet duck is pretty good.
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Dudes have the best gizzards.
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Go to donewithdebt.com. That's donewithdebt.com. I don't think I've sent you this one. Waylon does have a favorite duck, and it's a pintail.
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No, I think he likes them because of that super long neck. Look at this. Hold on. Look at this kid. Oh, this is fantastic. This is probably... Wait till he sees this. He love a mallard drake. He want to cuddle him, but look at him with that pintail. No.
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prize yeah and he's like he's what you can't hear in there is he's going pintail pintail like so i'm teaching them all the species already too so they know pintail they know gadwall they know wood duck and they know mallard so it's that mallard is mallard duck for some reason they're mallard duck mallard duck and green head but uh Yeah, man, it's fun. This is by far my favorite stage thus far.
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Their curiosity is what is a lot of fun. So like I took one, one was full of rice. He had eaten a bunch of rice before he come in there and I took the rice and laid it out and they played in the rice. And they're like, of course, Jackson. I said, yeah, that's rice, Jackson. I was like, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. We're not going to eat rice from a duck gizzard, like from a duck's crop.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
It goes all the way to the tip.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
We ain't about that life. We'll buy some. Yeah, we'll go. I got rice in there if you want it. Because they do love to eat rice. I didn't really think about that when I laid that thing of rice on my tailgate from the duck's crop. But he didn't get it to his mouth. He just got really close.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
This is like my fifth time in Key West. I like that town.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Big old lump in his neck.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That tickles me. Them boys are something, man. It's a lot of fun. It flies by. That's all I can tell you. I hope they just keep picking up them acorns. That's what he was doing while I was cleaning ducks, picking up acorns.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Just acorns, though. they love acorns and the little caps that come on the acorns they call them acorn hats then they put them on their head yep that's funny yeah no but it's parenting man parenting little young outdoorsman it is a lot of fun it is it is good times indeed and we're i mean where are we at we're getting we're crowding christmas now So I don't know.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Really? Four years. Four years ago today. Really? Hey.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That's a beautiful place.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah, there's a lot of things Phil did that I don't think we should do.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
It ain't nothing wrong with it. It would be interesting, though, to, like, take rice from a duck and then haul it and then cook it and see.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
It is, actually. Yeah, it's really good.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Tarpon? No, it's going to be cold, man. I ain't going fishing. Time out cold? Yeah, the high down there is like 71 the whole time we're there. That's cold in Key West. I've done this before.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
20 minutes and you're done.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah. Sometimes you got to look at the pay of the trade-off in time versus what you get.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah. Well, it's kind of like homemade biscuits.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Homemade biscuits. It's never worth the pain. And canned biscuits. Like to me, the trade-off just didn't. Homemade biscuits are great. They're wonderful. I just don't want to go through the steps to do it. Because them out of the hand.
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Jase Robertson’s Wife Did Not Hold Back When a Stranger Sat on His Lap
That was probably a bummer. Are you not a Clooney fan? No. I mean... That one was a bummer, though. What did Clooney do? Oh, he did one good one. Oh, Brother Where Art Thou?
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Jase Robertson’s Wife Did Not Hold Back When a Stranger Sat on His Lap
Watch it with an open mind.
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Jase Robertson’s Wife Did Not Hold Back When a Stranger Sat on His Lap
I just don't want any more of them.
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Jase Robertson’s Wife Did Not Hold Back When a Stranger Sat on His Lap
Are you talking about what was he trying to say?
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Uncle Si Has Proof He’s Better than Jase Robertson at Everything
Yes. Yeah. Hey, let's go. Look at Hunter. Let's go to Sonic.
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Uncle Si Has Proof He’s Better than Jase Robertson at Everything
I like Sonic's great first date. Waffle House, great place to ask someone else. Waffle House. There you go. Waffle House cures all.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Everything is right. Boy, you've never struggled with confidence, have you?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
He's three-quarter ham.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I'm three-quarter ham.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Look at that look in his eyes.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Hey, well, that makes sense. She needed a job at 16, man. I would have said 16. So, hey.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I mean, just in church music?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Is that where you got your start?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I like it. She said my daddy.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
She said my daddy.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
She spelled that daddy with an E. She's country.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
She'll be just fine in this room. Hit them with the Chief.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Are you bilingual?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Sy, you're America's favorite uncle. You ain't got to do stuff like that no more, man.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You would have been singing.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Hey, she said book her right now.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Next year, we're going to have you. All right. She was busy all weekend because I was at the press conference deal for Ouachita River Fest, and they announced your name like seven different times. You were all over that.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You just put you a tent up in downtown to stay there. Just hang out.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Your work precedes you, man.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
We used to have a guy who worked here that did. Yeah, really? Well, Benny, I mean, it essentially was a tent. He spent way more time outside of his apartment than he did inside.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I want to hear Si try to sing with me.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Sing? That's what I'm talking about. Sing happy birthday to yourself.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That's the first time anybody in my life has ever called me Carrie Underwood. I like you. Well, I mean, you know, I'm way more akin to being Luke.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Always a bridesmaid. And I haven't got past when you said songbird while ago. I've still been replaying that scene from Step Brothers in my mind. Every time I hear it, you're the songbird of my generation. I've been called the songbird of my generation.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That's Fergie and Jesus, man. You touched my drum. Oh, okay. We digress. So we're taking a break to let her get her guitar. We're going to let her.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
What's funny is I saw Mountain Man attend his birthday party. Now, while liver health... The liver health formula cannot help you if your woman liver punches you. You're punching your liver all day, every day, so it's under constant attack from processed foods.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
No, but you need to fix it. So we punch it every day because of processed foods, environmental toxins, GMO, microplastics, fluorides, and so many other things that we still don't even know about. And over time, this takes a serious toll. A staggering 100 million Americans now suffer from an overworked and sluggish according to the American Liver Foundation.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That's one in three people in this country.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
It's time you want to be outside. You don't want to be inside feeling like garbage. Take a chance, right?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Unreal. Yeah. I don't know what I was expecting. I wouldn't expect that to come out of you, though. And I mean that with all the kindness in the world, right? That's not meant to be anything other than kind and praiseworthy.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
And for that, I say bravo. Okay. Wow.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yes, sir. My man said gravel. Okay.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Hey, look, I told you I'm fired up. Don't open your presents before Christmas, son. It'll be all right. Birthday was yesterday.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
We're buddies now.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
There you go. You heard it here first. You heard it here first.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
why why change now always hell yeah well actually we just brought her in to sing happy birthday to you so i mean that was the whole thing isn't that nice but hey in the usual term we were talking before that's her little heart oh bless your heart all right that's your little heart but but you so now we all have a mutual friend uh you know we're friends with luke bryan
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Hey, Si, look at it this way, man. One day you could open for her. You get back in the music business, you open for Claire.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Well, that's why you go before her. That way you can be long gone by the time she goes.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Don't go after her. That's a problem.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, he went silent. That's how you know that.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
The judge don't even do that.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Cool. Huh? Yeah, we can do it at the end. We can end that way and go out on that.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
No, that would be a good way to go out, though.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Oh, well, we're still going to go out with a prayer because we're going to pray over her. She's on the road this much. We're going to pray over her. Not that we're ready to get out of here. We're not even close, which I'm excited about. But I'm just saying, we're going to at least pray over her before we leave, and then she's going to close it with that. This is turning into something.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Girl, the TV didn't do you justice.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, no, I'm not. But I'm not a critic.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
But that was impersonal. Well, I mean, I watched the stuff that you posted and talked about when we were talking about getting her...
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
seeing if she would be available to be on here so i mean i knew it was there but the power in it when it's sitting right beside you because like i got it through the headphones and i got it right i mean it's right there like so that is man and now i know that she lives on one of my favorite places to fish like oh it's all kinds of this is all kinds of bring your people out oh it's all kinds of good stuff man we got zane over here her husband is in here yeah we did find out uh
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
And she's married to a man from Nacogdoches, Texas, Zane over here.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
My daughter married a Texas man. I'm just curious. The short version. We'll save the boring, but we can even get Zane. Did you find him or he find you? Yeah. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
It's a classic church meetup.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That's the best place to meet the ladies. His church. Okay. All right. So y'all Baptist? We're Presbyterian. Presbyterian. Okay.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
And every other brand of them, right?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yes, sir. But those kids were always the best spellers.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, because they had to spell that at an early age. Where do you go to church?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
It took a lot out of us. There's some silent letters up in there. I mean, it's unbelievable, man.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I'm about to text Luke and say thanks for making her available. Otherwise, we wouldn't have been able to get you.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I wasn't going to say it like that, but...
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Centric shut that down with a quickness.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
He doesn't own part of the building, but he owns part of one of the companies that operates out of this building. He's a very silent owner, which is the way you want him.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Well, because what you don't realize is no matter what website you visit, account you create or purchase you make, your data is being collected, tracked and sold. So if you want to know, I didn't even sign up for his emails. How do I get them? Well, that's because you did phone another one and then they sold all your stuff off because when you clicked, I agree.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Or Instagram or just in life in general, really.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
We'll put a link in the description too. So if you're listening to this on YouTube, we'll make it easy for you. If you're watching on YouTube, which I highly recommend you do if you are just listening to this. There was something to that. Well, you need to see it to understand why we're so dumbfounded. Because, again, I'm sitting here looking at it.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
And it still doesn't make sense of what I just heard. So, incredible.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I have never said that to Luke, by the way. The only thing that's incredible about Luke is how... tight of pants he can get into. But... I'm not... I love you, Luke.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
When they're on the hanger before he's got to change his wardrobe, I'm like, you're going to get in that? The math doesn't math here. But... You know, he pulls it off. It's talent. You did get three yeses, right?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, that was automatic. Well, yeah, I was going to have some real trust issues if she didn't, like with the whole process of the show. I still now, after sitting here listening to it, have trust issues, period.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I really couldn't. But they did just have that gospel night on there that I heard did really well, like where they had like a praise and worship night on there.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, which is really cool, really cool for them to step out and take a chance on a night of faith on there.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That was back in the 1900s.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I think Carrie Underwood is still paying him.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
No, you're the first female been on here to talk about this.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Clara's not making any posts that say hashtag proud dog mom.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I'm just going to go ahead and tell you too, next time you want to come back, you don't even have to bring your guitar. You're funny enough to sit in that chair right by itself. So you're good.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, she said you can't buy stock in her, but all donations are accepted. Talk to my manager's name. We should have put a tip jar. We just had a whole show about tipping not too long ago.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Well, she can sign yours before you leave.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
the one you're in not a new one yeah we got we got black and we got silver because what they just had sharpies well they had to walk out what we what i was going to talk about we had uh we do a lot of these make a wish things and we just had one here young kid named noah from north carolina so if you if you feel led folks uh you know just lift noah and his family up um he was not
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I'm not sure the exact condition, but anyway, he was not supposed to make it to 17 years old. He's now crowding 18. He lives a fairly normal life as he can. And so still got all the issues, right? But the Lord has been gracious to him and his family and kept him here and keeping his hand over him. So Noah, man, thank you so much for stopping in. That's why I have the Sharpies.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
We were signing hats and duck calls and everything.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Have Clara sign it. Hey, a duck call is technically a musical instrument. We can have her sign some of them. Oh, we could make the Clara. Raspi. We could rename the old Raspi.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
We could just call it Clara now. Marketing.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, the problem is this didn't sound very good.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Let's do this, man. I'm ready to get back outside because it's a beautiful weather day, man.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Well, how'd she do it though?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
They have over 6,000 plants.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
zone eight. Because a lot of people, they get intimidated when you're talking about plants. I don't know anything. I can't do it. I got a black thumb. Everything I get dies. Well, they got you, man. They're going to teach you. They're going to teach you how to do it. They got everything you could know. You can't even begin to know all the stuff that they have right there in the resource center.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Their website has everything you need.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yes, sir, I do. I play the bass in the band. So any of the band shows, that's where you can find me.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
So your husband's part of your band?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That's cool. Are you management, too? I don't take a cut. Are you management, too? Do you book the shows? I'm management in the sense that Clara goes, did I spell that right? And I go, yeah.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Spell it how it sounds.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, as you get further down this road, you're going to realize there's some weird ways to spell some really common names.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
And you always have to ask.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, I know. I was like, is that with an O? And they're like, oh, that's with an A-E. I'm like, well, hang on. Like, you know, how does that make sense? Make that make sense.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, he seems like it. I mean, I don't know him, but he seems like a pretty humble fellow that appreciates the grind and what it all took to get him to where he's at.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I can appreciate that about him.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
roll yeah mr roll what a guy we were not besties but the experience i had was nothing but positive yeah that's awesome so like if you had a musical uh what's the word i'm looking for not idol but mentor now mentor or somebody that you're like man that's really cool uh let's just ask you the big question all our fans are going at right now uh t swift or dolly parton oh wow yeah
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's brilliant.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
There ain't no Taylor Swift brownies. That's all I'm saying.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, nobody's going to Taylorland.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Except for Mr. Kelsey.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Nah, you ain't getting canceled here, girl. This is a safe space here. Who do you look up to, though? Like, musically, influences. I don't really know the right person.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Because, I mean, you hear it and you're like, you know, you go back to size.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
heyday almost of like janice joplin and stuff like that and i mean that's all you picked to play was uncle lucius which i'm gonna say i didn't know they're known by people but i don't i wouldn't necessarily say that they're well known perhaps and yeah as far as mainstream goes right like i just i had no idea that they weren't mainstream until recently and i looked up his stuff and i was like
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, and, yeah, they're super talented. Kind of revivalist-esque. A bunch of those guys. But that's why I was wondering. I didn't know if there was one that you were like, yeah, all the stuff they put out is great. Or if you pull from everybody or all that kind of stuff.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Well, we'll talk. We'll talk after this. So if you end up there again, I got some stories on Luke that probably, you know, we can't share here. Yeah, we're not going to share here.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Another quality human. Absolutely. Lainey's great. Yeah, she loves duck hunting.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, you say the same thing about Luke. I mean, that's one thing. That's why Luke's shows are so good because you can tell he wants to be there. Dude, he's hilarious.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You know, like that's just who he is. And that's why it comes off when you get on stage. And like either you want to be there or you're going to get up there and play your 12 songs and go get back on the bus. And the people figure that stuff out. People aren't as dumb as they like to think they are sometimes. I can dig it. But we are going to get out of here shortly.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
What we're going to do, I'm going to... Si asked you to play him a gospel song. And we'll close on that. But before we do, Silas... Well, before we do, where can they find you? Like Facebook, Instagram, all the places? Oh, yeah. All the places. It's Clara Ray. It's Clara Ray.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, make sure that... Thank you. And like I said, we'll drop a link in all our descriptions to all of that. So in case y'all... Can't find it.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah. That's how you know Zane's running it.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
So there it is. It's Clara Ray. But Cy, why don't you, she's traveling a lot. Why don't you cover this young lady and her husband in prayers? They do that. And then we'll get out of here.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
With your gospel song. How about that? But you got to have your mic. Yeah, take your hat off. He took his hat off, and he took the mic off. Yeah, we got to be able to hear you, though.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
be here yeah paranoia sorry no i can't tell that story anyway that's what i'm talking about and there's a lot more than that one i've been duck hunting with a boy so like it's he's he loves duck hunting too those are some more stories i just recorded with his old bass player james cook jimmy yeah also a local boy yeah he's a monroe guy
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I had this TV show one time, but it was trash.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
We got minor league hockey. I'm here forever, y'all. We got a paper mill.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That's what I had to ask her because she kept saying she's from Monroe. I'm like, well, you don't talk like you're from Monroe. Then she fessed up that she got some South Central Arkansas ties. I said, okay, that checks out.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That's where the dialect comes from.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That Sheridan-Fordyce area runs deep in here.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah. Hey, that's where Bear Bryant comes from, though. That's the big sign you pass driving up to Little Rock from here. Home of Coach Bear Bryant. Right? If that's Fordyce, I think. I drove real fast. You ain't never looked at that sign? There's many times you've been through there.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Well, females aren't known for situational awareness. So I'll give you that.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
It's right there on 167 whenever you're heading up to Little Rock from here. You get it. I think it's Fordyce is where it's at. And you get to Fordyce and you're going over that little deal right there before you go over that deal to get to the red light to turn and go towards Sheridan. There's a billboard there that says home of Bear Bryant, Paul Bear Bryant.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I've never seen it. Yeah. Y'all got to start paying it. Well, you sleep. You ain't ever driving. There we go. I ain't worried about you.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I was distracted driving before it was cool. I look at all that stuff. A billboard will get me. I'm looking at all that stuff. How does she know where Bucky's is, man?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Oh, yeah, but you go out through the Delta. You don't go through the Piney Woods. You take the slow road out through the Delta. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, I'm looking for the good stuff.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Well, that just means you've spent a lot of your life on 165 then, haven't you?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
God bless you. I hate that road. Worst road in America. I hate Highway 165 going to Monroe. Si, you're about to be 77.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Well, Johnny D, you want to introduce our guest? Speaking of country.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Sleep. Sleep, baby. A good sleep.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
So look, after 77 years, if you had to recommend one mattress... Where are you going? You know where that is. Over there. Helix Sleep, boys. Yeah, our friends over at Helix Sleep. You heard it here. The man's been doing this for 77 years. He sleeps.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
He is. I would be the epitome of a sleep expert, right?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
And the best part about Helix, you're getting a mattress made for you. You take a simple quiz. You get matched to a Moonlight, Midnight, Dawn, et cetera. Doesn't matter.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
We've all got Helix mattresses. The Unashamed guys have them. Sadie has one. They are seriously the best. Johnny D's mother-in-law has even got one since. Like, I'm just telling you, like, they work. You're going to love it.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
He was at the local Honky Tonks.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That's perfect. Yeah, see?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
We're going to talk about a Duck Commander logo on your sleeve or something.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
We'll figure it out. Hold on.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
It's like, come see Uncle Si. I brought you by and sure.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
And I know one thing, I can't do it. So,
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
So musically, you're left-handed?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, I don't have that.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Oh, so you're the exact opposite of all that stuff when people get nervous.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
She redheaded, wouldn't she?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Oh, my Lord. Yeah. I didn't know Cy could lock up. That's funny.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I've never seen that side.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
It's when it ain't going right that it gets hard.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, oh, it happens.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
I expect that if you've had a good, decent hunt.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
I got to know, because me personally.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Do you ever get mad?
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Okay. If you punch the bear.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Hey, some of them can't take it.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
It runs some people's game.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Because they can't take it and, hey, that's the one you want because you're going to poke him big time.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Why would I get mad? They just do it more.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
If you can't take it, no.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
You don't want to play in our game if you can't take it. Yeah. You can't get stuck, boy.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Yeah, before the game turned. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
It used to be a decent game when you'll buy it for $20.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
We all need to be hospitalized.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Hold on. Like Fart Machine? Fart Man.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Oh, no, no. I said.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
No, no. They laughed because I said, oh, he's obnoxious. Oh, just obnoxious.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Is he obnoxious or noxious?
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
No, this guy was named right.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Why people go around doing something? No, no, no, no. I know Fartman. Here's the deal. I don't invite him to my poker game.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
This is worse than that. If you take fish and put them in the sun. Oh, God.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Oh, I'm serious. It's worse than fish that's been out in the sun for two weeks.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Yeah, yeah. Probably won't ever get it back.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
What are they brand new about?
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
I think so. It's just about, uh,
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
We don't know who's saying what. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
On the ground, in other words. Thank you. It's in the good old U.S. of A.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
I salute you, Pure Talk.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Our Ben, our Benjamin.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
They don't set them, but no.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
So, and I know it happens cause I've, uh, my dad, mom, you know, I'm a, you know, I get cold now. It felt so easy.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Because I come in another day and sat down and I said, Christine, you got the stupid air conditioner on? She said, yeah. I said, turn that cap off, turn the heater on.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
She said, you cold? I said, yeah, I'm cold.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Well, no, no, because normally as soon as I get out of the bedroom, it's flipped. Got to. She wanted them with 15 blankets.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Well, no, because it's always the weight.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
You gotta have the weight.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
No, no, you gotta have the weight.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
When I go take a nap in the afternoon, the old Christine says, why don't you get comfortable? I say, I am comfortable.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Oh, we all got our quirks.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Hey, we got our quirks. Everybody's got theirs.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
That was bad. It looked like Al got stuck in between two trees, finally just tore the door open.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
That's right. You're in control.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
And you're talking about flavor.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
The longer you sip it, the more flavor.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
There was two. It actually comes from a weed, gypsum weed.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
The only difference is I actually went out and picked a peach off a tree. I ate a big bite, and the only difference is, okay, when I bit into it, I had juice running through my beard.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
And it'll just stop you. Allison's new car is like a spaceship. It's going to tell you when you fix it.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
I met evil eye. He goes, how's it going, John David? They call me evil eye. He stuck a stick in his eye. Oh, he's blind in one eye. Yeah. So that's when Phil, that's what Phil hung on the first time he met him.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
I sold on John Michael Montgomery.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
He's always wanted to talk about the Church of Christ.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Well, that's because I was going to buy something. Then I realized I couldn't afford it. I thought they were pulling my leg.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was a joke. that you sold other people's stuff yeah for lack of a better term those old stuff and i said and he makes a living at it he makes a good living at it yeah i'm super blessed no doubt hey so why why why
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
If it's a gated community in Barkingville, it's swanky.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Hey, these guys flip telephone poles for fun.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Oh, a lot of stuff.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
You're talking about that. We filmed for three weeks on Mardi Gras.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
The last episode. And they didn't run none of that. Three solid weeks froze our butt off riding around.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
We need that footage. We actually got down.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Yeah, because I was freezing my butt off. I said, I'll fix it. to get warm. So we did. But my favorite episode was when me and Willie was handcuffed together.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
I need to watch that. Yo, I looked at him, and all I did, we'd been filming all day, and this had about this much tin. I said, hey, Willie, guess what? I showed Eldon up. He said, oh, no, you. I said, oh, hell yes, I did. I said, I got to go take a leak, yo. He said, no, yo, don't. I literally dragged him by the deuce that I have. And they got the camera on us.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
And I'm going, oh, and Willie said, you stupid idiot, you just peed on my hand. I said, well, get it out of the way. He said, no, you need to get rid of that tea glass. I said, oh, no, I'm going to hold my tea glass. I said, you just need to move your hand and get it out of the way, stupid. That was a good one. The cameras, they all had to stop because the cameras were shaking. It was hilarious.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
And that's a lot of fun. Yeah. It's fun. Most grandmas, Or a hoot.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
No, no, because see, that's one of my pet peeves. I didn't get to know either one of my grandfathers.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
And that has always just set me on fire.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Because, y'all, I've met other people's grandfathers and grandpas and grandmas are a hoot. Especially when they're from Balkanville. They've lived a life.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Yeah. They're all little hustlers, all those Mayos. Well, hey, yeah, that's the right word, hustlers.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Hey, he handles the business. Talk to that man right there. He handles this.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
I've known the man for all my life. And look, we just seen when he was chewing my butt for screwing up. I felt so bad.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Are you a Mr. Rep or a Mr. Official guy?
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Oh, Thunder. I didn't know Thunder Thighs. Hey, why not with your welcome to the family with a joke? That's what I'm saying.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
He can take it and he can give it. Oh, yeah.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
That's the first thing I noticed when we started filming.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Because I'm always riding them.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
He's the only one that really just say, okay, you want to go that route, old man? Okay, here we go.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
But it's one of them about, like, when he said, well, you know, because – Because what?
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
I've been involved in.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
You're looking at it and saying, this ain't going to do nothing.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
But then they put it together, and then you look and say, that was pretty funny.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Yeah, so it's one of them oxymorons is what I call it. It may not look good, but then when they throw it on television, it is good.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
No, no, because that was like Epp's dad. You know, Epp is editing some of our footage.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Epp used to be an editor? He's looking at it, and he said, hey he said man that's pretty good camera work son he said you made it look like they killed every one of them and they helped live and he said dad they did kill every one of them yeah 25 coming down
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Yeah, that don't happen anymore.
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Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’
Yeah, we're lucky to get five.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah. I got Anna a bread cooker.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oh, I am. I think we are. I mean, I would call us at least acquaintances after our conversation yesterday. That's awesome. He was nice and cordial and hats off to the state of Arkansas trying to do the right thing when it comes to boating accidents because they have them every year up there on public grounds.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's why. I think that's why they were so concerned with it. A, to make sure, too, it wasn't on their property because it never says where. Yeah, I didn't say it. Yeah, it wasn't on public land. It was on private. I didn't say it. I just heard it. Yeah. It was nice. He was cordial.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
But, boy, when you get that text message doing what we do for a living, I was like, oh, boy.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah, and I'm unemployed.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Well, next time, holler at me. I know your username and password.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah. Well, I got your log in. I had fun when I made it and never dreamed I'd have to call customer service to get it activated last year. Whoops. It's a clever username. I'll just say that. That's it. It ends with some numbers. Oh, boy. And good numbers. Yeah. It ends with some numbers because I was just having fun. 316 and 17. He was on the phone.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Once it goes wrong. And it wouldn't let him get it. Yeah, once you get in them systems wrong, that's a problem. It's a problem.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah. We finally got it done. Well, and that's the other thing. When he's like, I need to talk to you about Uncle Si, I was like, what did Si do? That stuff was such old news to me. I was like, what did Si do?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Agreed. That's true. Yeah, I'm cool with that. Just go get a card, whatever it is.
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Yeah, you should have a hard card. It just says when they pull up on you and say, I'm proud.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oh, so you went and run it back again. Yeah.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I do what I want.
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Yeah, for next to nothing, yeah.
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Yeah. But anyway, so that was my interaction with him, but very nice people. So AGFC, my hat's off to you.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
yeah i started looking around because like on the property i was hunting i knew you know there's this bald eagle that harasses the ducks and i'm like what what has happened here like what where's that eagle why did one of us like shoot a duck and the eagle was in the background and somebody's looking at it like i don't even know what has happened i'll tell you what old pr he could pick a game more than i have a crowd
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
No, that's it. You're in there. Locked in.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Well, it's going to require that man to put on a headset.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
And I said, we are in a bind. Forehead's fine. Mustache, bigger deal.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I don't think that would have turned out in his favor.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
No, that's pretty much basic. That's gun safety. That's like the first thing in gun safety.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Treat every gun as if it's loaded.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oh, old Remington. Yeah. Like a .722 or something.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oh, okay. Yeah, you could have left if you had to.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Pull the old Matt Dillon.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Hey, you know what you call him.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
duck boy he's a duck boy he could probably run with that crew to be fair and hey emphasis in training but we talk about it every night before because i think for his birthday we're gonna carter the duck boy 410 it up and oh i'm taking that boy duck hunting mainly because i want to be part of the documentary they make about him when he becomes president yeah i want that story to make it like no carter going duck hunting
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
We're going to go shoot him a prime.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
No, we're going to get him a sweet tasting blue wing teal. We're going in September when it's nice and warm.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
We're just in case if he were to fall, you know, the water ain't cold or nothing like that. So just in case. You want him to have a pleasurable experience. In fact, him going dove hunting may not be a bad thing. Like out there in the wide open sitting there.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah, just chilling. That's the cool part of dove hunting is it's very low key. You don't really, you ain't got to hide. You can sit there and talk. You got your chair. Everything happens out there.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oh yeah, you can do it.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I hope somebody says that about me one day. Mine got fixed. You had one gonad the size of that pair of bongo drums. Yeah, I wasn't far from it that one time. But I got that issue resolved. Oh, man.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I really don't understand how doodles catch on.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
How'd you end up with two of them?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah, when I dropped Jared off at your house. Some big white... Well, he used to be white.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah, he just... I mean, he looked around like... I could just see it in his eyes. It like... He didn't seem that intelligent. No, he's not. He's not. You know how you just look at a dog and you're like, yeah, that one right there ain't much. I mean, I've seen them before.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I mean, I used to look at him and it's like, well, the rock rolled that way, the rock rolled that way.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
But your healer was tight.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oh, I just remember as a kid, whenever you'd be driving down the road, there used to be a thing around here. You don't see them much anymore. But a flatbed with a gooseneck with a blue healer that he would run from side to side while everybody going down the road. That was Mountain Man. No, that wasn't him. I mean, that old buddy, that dog took on the personality of his owner, buddy.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Ah, that's funny. But that was one of them core memories from my childhood. Flatbeds with Blue Heeler. And I used to love seeing them.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Just like a human.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
That's why that cartoon's so good, man. Everybody love a Blue Heeler.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Si, you going to have another cat after Sweet Pea? No. That's it?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Don't y'all live together?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
You know, Christine said that I'll say the same thing about you. Well, no, no. That cat's a lot of problems.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I did it. 318-215-6559. Leave Uncle Si and crew a voicemail.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah, he got shot at some point. He got steel in his head. Yeah, he got shot.
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Oh yeah. Yeah. We did that as kids. Yeah. We had to, we had to pop a few of them out of us.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oh, the worst one I ever had was actually my own father, um, ringing my ears. I mean like, but it was so close. It just was, I mean, he was really close to, to clipping me cause we were in a pit blind duck hunting and, um, One of them windy days, and I said, kill him through the flaps. And I stood up at 6'4".
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And he did not at 5'10". So it was just brutal. I mean, but it was like one of them real cold days. Like, you didn't really want to get up in the wind. I get why he sat down. but we should have had a discussion about are we sitting or are we standing? Like you can shoot sitting down as long as everybody stays sitting down.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
But with one up and one down, so it was really poor communication. But, buddy, I mean, it scared him so bad he never went again after it. And it hurt me so bad. I mean, it was like – close to a week before my hearing adjusted to without some kind of ringing or muffledness to it.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
20 yards. Woody come between him and us, and that old boy grabbed that shotgun and threw up, and I just grabbed his shotgun and went like that. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
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No. Maybe. I mean, I don't know. He ain't around us, no. Oh, wow.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
And them things are hotter than you think they are. They're hotter and they're sharper than you think they are.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I've done that a lot, though, for people, like knocking shotgun barrels out of the way of close calls. Clay, I've done it for him several times. When you do...
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Well, when we take people duck hunting, and that's when that happened. That's when they've happened with Clay. When you take people, as soon as I have guests, I'm no longer hunting. I'm eyes on whatever's going. I'll call the shot. I'll call the ducks in. But once that happens, I don't stand up to shoot. I just, I sit there and I watch.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
And I just, I'm making sure that everybody around there is as safe as they can be.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Ooh, yeah, that's tight. Yeah. That's, that's crazy.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I mean, I think I'm about two years on that clock. I try to keep a running tally of when I have to reset to the last time I crapped my pants clock.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
No, I just can't do it. No, I realize I'm like security at that point. Like I'm just sitting back. Y'all kill them.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Honestly, it's one of the reasons I prefer to hunt not in a duck blind. Because the duck blind, while comfortable and convenient, is the most dangerous place of duck hunting. If you're just standing out there in the woods, I can keep them in front of me and I'm behind them and everything's good. Life is good because I can see everything that's happening at that point.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah, it can fall. But it's amazing, even still with the notches, some people manage to miss them. And you just hear it coming, and you know what it is before the shotgun ever hits the ground. And it's like you're just running for your life trying to get away from it. Yeah, which way is it falling from? Which way? Let me get off the front of this shooting porch.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Because you know it's coming straight down the line. Oh, yeah.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Texas. There you go.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Worsher. That's a cool word.
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Yeah, well, we need somebody with some prior knowledge. Yeah, 50 could tell you.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
How can I use it to pick up girls? Just tell them you're a gunshot survivor. I don't know. You ought to see the other boy. They shot me in the face. I'm still here.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
It's called a scalpel.
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Yeah. I don't know.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
He's an expert. You heard that, Hunter?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oh, yeah. I tried to do that the other day after hunting. I tried to, you know, I went to go take a leak and... that wanted to happen. And I was like, nope, nope. So then, you know, I was like, I just had to zip back up real quick. So, cause it don't matter how you slice it. A little crap is a big deal. You know, like, I mean, like whether it's the full bore or just a little bit, it's a big deal.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I'm saying for not having to stop at a restaurant. I've always said it. Like, okay, I'm going down to Interstate. I don't want to get off an hour out of my way to go to someplace such as Country Tavern. Country Tavern's better than Bucky's. 100% it is. But it's not convenient for me. So for a convenient barbecue... What was her name? Vanessa? Jennifer. Jennifer. Way off, man. Wow. Jennifer.
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Man, I really missed that one.
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Yeah, locally that you can go purchase in... North Louisiana.
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Yeah, I ain't been there.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
So maybe it's not better than Jax. That's our top tier. But the rest of them can confirm that. It is better than all of those here. That brisket taco is pretty doggone good. Yeah, I don't know what she's talking about.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I also see where Jennifer probably gets her overall lippiness going.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah. You spent a lot of time with your aunt, didn't you, Jennifer? Mm-hmm. All right.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah. Well, Jennifer, let me just confirm. We love you too. But isn't it a good thing that Bucky's left Texas? No, that's part of it. I know. The overarching madness is that they left Texas.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah. Yeah, she's just mad they left Texas. She probably hates Whataburger now, too.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Thank you. Again, I've never said it's not like you know, going to, you know, meet church's place and eating brisket. Like it ain't that good, but I mean, it's good.
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They can be in a fight, but I'm a big fan of Texas barbecue in general, salt, pepper, garlic.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Too much vinegar. Too much vinegar, too much mustard.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I love vinegar, but they overdo it. But see, that's the beauty of it is everybody can have their own. I just like Texas. I like salt, pepper, garlic. I like it simple. Showcase the meat. That's what I like about it. Show me your skill set on cooking the meat. Don't dress it up with nothing. The meat.
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Yeah, I'm not that tied to any of that.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah. Just show me what you got. Just smoke the meat, man. That was fun. Oh, yeah. She fired up now. Oh, she was good. Yeah, she fired up. All right. Oh, yeah.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
That's trash, yeah.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Well, you know, they eat their own. You think she did?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
That's all that was. Yeah, that'd be fine.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Hey, look, I bought briskets from the same place and done them myself.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
same they everything not all cows are created equal not everyone you slice a brisket off of is going to be perfect yeah like that's just that's part of it like you know well a lot of people don't realize you got to dress brisket up when you buy it and by dressing it up i mean you've got to trim it off yeah but some of them just feels like the cow had a little bit tougher life than
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Not all deer are created equal.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I ain't against a little cowboy bubble gum though. Okay.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I like that fat ring if it's rendered right. Oh yeah. Oh.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Tear your, tear your belly up. But boy, it'll, this show is good.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah, but hey. No, you got to wash them. No, you got to find dry ground and come all the way out of them. In a hurry. Chunk them. Chunk the waders? Chunk them. I ain't ever done it in waders, so I don't know. Me neither. I did on top of my wallet one time.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oh, okay. Welcome back to the duck call room. I bet it ain't but one fire.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah, y'all chose that path for them. You chose that path.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
There you go. Yeah, your mom, man. We will lift her up. I'm glad to hear she's responding well to treatment. Everybody listening, we'll ask them to do that. What's their name? Janelle? Janelle. Yeah, y'all keep Janelle.
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Amen. Yeah. Well, Dustin, man, y'all keep your mom's head up. Keep fighting. Be there for her. Do whatever you can do for her. And, yeah, good luck with naming your kids Cy and Jace. None of them have had each other.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
No, I'd have been way closer to, like, Whatta and Burger. Whatta and Burger, boy. No, no, mm-mm. I mean, I love them. I love both of them dearly. for two totally different reasons. But I never thought of naming them after him.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
You didn't get them all the way down. Well, I had my wallet back there in my back pocket, and it fell out.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Surprisingly, I'm not the only one that's done that. So I actually know another guy that did it.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oh, but you're getting in a bind. You better go. That was the day I quit carrying my wallet duck up.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
You used to have to have your duck stamps and all that stuff on you. But the game wardens and everybody caught up to the 21st century. So as long as you got your phone, you can show them you got everything. There's no reason to take your wallet duck hunting anymore.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. What are we doing? Y'all said we were going to do something different. So what are we doing?
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That's what I said. He's the nerdy redneck, and he's the redneck-y nerd. It's the best. Yeah, he captures a big circle.
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Oh, that's at the end.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I spent the last day of duck season with one of the duck boys, a little one-on-one time with Mr. Mayo.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
We're going to have to bring him in here. He's an interesting cat.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Well, you know, the companies were founded off of the duck men. Well, before you become a man, you're a boy. They're boys. In every aspect of the word. They're boys. They're duck men in training. And so for the colloquial term is duck boys or buck boys.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oh, we're kind of winging it. But no, we're back. It's the end of hunting season. Everything's gone. I'm sure our wives are thrilled.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Willie's son-in-law. All Willie's son-in-law. And they're friends.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
He could be anywhere from 35 to 65. That's a while. He's got an eclectic attitude. I don't put him in the duck boy category. No, because he's been raised around the outdoors his whole life. Yeah. No, he don't drive no buses. What are you talking about? He sells other people's used stuff.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
He said one, two, nine, two.
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Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't raised over here.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
That's a lot, though. I mean, as long as he wasn't naked. But why is your door open? Well, probably like me, you walked in there with a handful of stuff. And you just kind of pushed it behind you. You ain't had time to go back yet. Maybe he was having an emergency and had to have a change of clothes.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I mean, you get in a hurry. You don't stop and check the fine print. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
We're back. It's time to atone for the last three months. Yeah. The duck season, diamond season is here now. So, yeah, you go find something, get your woman. Pro tip, guys, if you're listening to this. If you have something like that, I call it a diamond. It doesn't have to be a diamond, but something thoughtful.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever too, man.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy.
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That's right. You can even get Queens Kings, Split Kings, Cow Kings, Roman Kings. No, I don't know. I'm just making up Kings now.
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Yeah. Any size, any color, just $49.98. Order now because when they're gone, they're gone. And also for a limited time, when your order is over $100, you will receive $100 in free digital gifts. Y'all know we've been on here a lot. The pillows, fantastic. The robes. Phenomenal.
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Excellent. That's what I'm talking about. The sheets. Top notch. Slippers. Sleeping on clouds. I was number one cause of dry skin. Yeah. Number one cause of dry skin. My pillow towels. They're so good. They still even got a phone number where you can call and order. That's what I'm talking about. America, baby. Thank you. That's what I'm talking about.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Well, I got a text from the head of enforcement for the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission that said, hey, Mr. Martin, I really need to talk to you when you get some time. Thanks. The head of Arkansas Game and Fish? Enforcement. Did you run? No, but I did stop and look around since I was in the state of Arkansas. I was like. What's going on here? What are we trying to talk about?
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And how did you get my cell phone number? Apparently, those guys are very... Resourceful. Crafty.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
So, I mean, they could have went to my account and done everything. But I was like, man, what have I done? Like, did my auto renew not go through? Like, is this some kind of weird technicality? Yeah, I was just like... We're about to have to make free Justin Martin t-shirts. Yeah, I was like... but you're not going to say no. I said, yeah, man, I'm out hunting. Can I call you when I get done?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
He was like, yeah, absolutely. Perfect. Let me get you for what you do wrong. Yeah. Good luck. And I'm like looking around. I'm like drones above you. Oh man. What are we doing here? But no, since size, a little boating mishap, made it all the way to our friends over at Fox News. Are you serious? Oh, yeah. High five.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I didn't say that. That's why I said it doesn't. But that's just the generic term I use for it. I'll get her something saying, thanks for being a good sport.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah. Slip, fail, ended up on Fox News. So then his boss... was like, I see where Si Robertson had a boating accident in Arkansas. We need a report on the accident. Cause like you're supposed to report all boating accidents in the state of Arkansas. They're under a lot of scrutiny because like Arkansas public there's, there's all kinds of boat races and people getting hurt and all that.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
So they, they catch a lot of scrutiny for that. So he wanted to know all about Si's incident. And I was like, I just started dying out laughing. And he was like, what? I mean, I don't understand what's funny. And I was like, sir, sir, we were parked at the boat ramp and he slipped getting out of the boat.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
And he said, he said, really, that's it? I said, yeah, yeah, that's pretty much it. Like he's old and he's clumsy and he busted his butt. He said, boy, if you read that article, he said, you wouldn't gather that from it. And I said.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
A big dang hurry, a BDH, that's what it is.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
oh my god but i i will say this look my hat's off to the arkansas game and fish people because he was very cordial he was just doing his job and then i ended up talking to him for probably another 30 minutes just about ducks and he's a nerd too like typical silas robertson yeah i got that quote man you got a quote like somebody give me a blue check mark author no um
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I wouldn't be quoted on Fox News.
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My favorite part.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah, y'all wouldn't even hear. It's just me and Phillip talking, apparently. Sorry about that, y'all. Bunch of pictures of Corey and Willie on red carpets, too. Well, because then they tied it back into, oh, by the way, Duck Dynasty's coming back. I mean, you know. Then there's a bunch of medicines for old people.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
You'd be all right. You can make it. Think all that money you're saving on food now, Sam.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah, yeah. Thanks a lot. They're comparing you to Joe Biden now. Yeah, yeah. There he is, boy. Hey, but he does eat a lot of ice cream, too. He does. Black Walnut. Yeah. No, it was just funny. But he was very cordial, very nice. And now I have his cell phone number and he has mine. So I'm not sure. You can go shoot like a person up there now. No. No. No. Why? Now he can track me.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
You have some fantastic fishing stories.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
We need to go on a fishing excursion sometime soon. Oh, I'm taking him fishing next week. Oh, man.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Oh, man. He's got them crocs on. Oh, he loves a good pair of slip-ons.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
That's the most supervisor stance I've ever seen out of Si.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
You say you're not tough, but you actually might be.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
You need a good credit score. First car I ever bought, they laughed at me.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Had to call my mom to co-sign.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
That's how I learned about credit.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
It's important. Get it high.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Did you invite him on?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I don't think I was necessarily cut out for the military, but I would have liked to have done it with you, sir.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I don't ask. Whenever I was running with Willie, I met a lot of people.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
And I had a rule. If you're going to get a, like, hey, man, can I have a picture with you? I'm Willie's assistant. And be that guy.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
It had to be worth getting fired over. Yeah.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
if willie looked at me and said hey idiot you can't be doing that you're fired i had to be okay with that photograph so who who so i have one which one is that i've shown it on this podcast before that the john daly one no oh that one that one's worth getting fired john daly and i'm i'm gonna just pull this one up and we're just gonna start naming people in the photograph if i can there's a couple people in this one
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
He said, hey, I like this guy. You want a picture? And I was like, yes, sir. No, this one's a little different.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
We got Bill Clinton, Justin Timberlake, Larry the Cable Guy, Willie. That guy was the catcher for the Cubs. What was his name?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
The Allstate guy, Alfonso, and this lady, and me. I was like, I'll get fired for this one.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
That one beats the Ellen DeGeneres photo. Yeah, that's a... She took the world's most famous selfie and I topped it because hers didn't have a president in it.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Aren't you good at golf?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Weren't you good at golf?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Over at twitch.com slash Uncle Si.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
He's telling a story about a video game now.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Are those videos I sent you over the past? Yeah, that was anything Stone had ever sent me. Coming up from the phone.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Well, luckily, with Fast-Growing Trees, it's not that much work.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
That's what makes it so easy.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I've been to the doctor already. I sneezed blood. I think I have a sinus infection. My eyeball could fall out of my face at any moment. We'll see what happens.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
You spun in circles after you hit the ball?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
The fact that you're not in Happy Gilmore 2 is a travesty on this nation.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Best $100 I ever made. Get some of Willie's money. Went all the way to Lake Tahoe to get me $100.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I quit when I got a job because it takes too much time.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I was playing in college, and I was like, now I got a job. When am I supposed to do this?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I got a phone call. I got a phone call about you just the other day. What? Somebody was offended. Uh-oh, no. I offended somebody? No, I offended them by trying to fact check your...
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
But Willie's also just dumb enough to be like, hey, Steph Curry, you want to get in a three point competition? I once won a church league.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
And Willie's like, I got you. You're on my court. That's what he did. That's basically what he did to Bubba Watson. Yeah.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
You know what's funny? I can confirm Martin quit playing golf because his bag is in my garage.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
kentucky lake dam story with the catfish the size of volkswagens oh i got a phone call he said hey you need to watch out he's telling the truth my dad was on the boat when they came up i'm like this world is too small yeah the dude right whoever was part of that we have somebody from kentucky calling me well no no it was a government thing okay
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
He was a preacher for so long.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Duck hunting with Jace.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
The only guide around is Godwin.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Oh, yeah. That sucker's busy.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
His big old bald head getting sunburned. He needed a sombrero type hat.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
A straw hat. Miss Paula walked in and said, what you doing here? She goes, John sent me to get a hat.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Hunter brought actual mail.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Real mail. Oh, we do have a box. Oh, yeah. Oh, hey, Si, remember that mustard we ordered off Amazon?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Toothpaste mustard for you, my friend.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Why does your buddy Russ know so much about Gorowitz ketchup curry?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Elmo's Steakhouse World Famous Cocktail Sauce. Very spicy. It's the right color of cocktail sauce.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Somebody said faithful listener and sent a bunch of Crock-Pot recipes. Oh, gosh.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
No, I ain't going to do that. Oh, we got two. You can dip your finger in that one. No, I ain't going to do that. I'm on a spoon. Beth called me the other night, by the way. Whoa. Yeah, boy. That's what I'm talking about. I don't know if I want to try this or not. Hey, look. I got some sinuses going on. I'm pumped.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Beth called me the other night and said, hey, what did you mean you make your own cocktail sauce?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Whoa. Is it big time?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
When I tell you I was at the doctor this morning, I did not need to go there. I just needed to go. I'm instantly open. This is the best cocktail sauce I have ever found in a jar. Your boy Russ came through.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
When I tell you, as a man who hates bottled cocktail sauce, they figured it out.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Chicken and noodles. I've got a lot of Crock-Pot recipes, and I still don't think they're true or real that people eat stuff from that. Do what? Remember how I complained about Allison's Crock-Pot, and she complained about the Crock-Pot?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
It is unplugged right now. We've had a week, man. We've all been sick. Hey, but check this out. I do want to talk about this real quick before we go. Check out this guy. People like to hear about the president. The Prez. Look at him. Carter doesn't got a hearing aid, y'all.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
There you go. So he's always had hearing trouble. We had a surgery. It didn't work. Whatever. That was a bummer and expensive to not work. But so then he gets his hearing aid yesterday. I walk in the house, and I was like, why is it so quiet? He was watching TV half the volume he used to. Oh, really? Best investment I ever made. So is it just one ear? Just one ear. That's bad?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I'm taking one shot and four pills, though, so I'm ready. We're going to get through today. What kind of shot did you take?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
But y'all be proud of him because they said, what color do you want? Clear? And, you know, this is why I was impressed with the boy because, you know, I would be kind of like, I don't want people knowing we got a hearing aid. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I only got four eyes back in the day. Who knows what we would have said about a kid with a hearing aid.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Carter walks into the school like, everyone, check this out. And it came in camouflage. So he said, I was like, you don't want the clear one? He goes, no, I want the camo one. But then he did do the black and gray camo to match his glasses. I was like, that's cool with me, man.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
He straight walked into that school yesterday and said, everybody, I can hear again.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I'm still burning. I'm sweating, in case you're wondering.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I took a big bite. When I tell you my back is wet right now from sweat, it was hot.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I got a Bible verse for us.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Well, I got a certain Bible verse about condiments. Maybe you know where I'm going. Matthew 13, 31 and 32. He told them another parable. The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed, which a man took and planted in his field. Though it is the smallest of all seeds, yet when it grows, it is the largest of the garden plants and becomes a tree so that the birds come and perch in its branches. Ooh.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
And there's a verse about faith. There's a lot of mustard in the Bible.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
You dated a girl with a mustard seed?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
That would be a sad way to go.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Oh, yeah, it's right here. I got a Band-Aid and everything. I'll show you later.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Shamu weighed 8,000 pounds.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
That was Willie. But I think Shamu was the actor. Wasn't Shamu the actor? Hard to say, really.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
She said, are you opposed to shots? I said, I want you to give me more. Whatever will make me feel better, give me two extra of those.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
What line were you using when you hooked into this?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Either way, that's boat money.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
And that's what led you to believe it was a redfish?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I was about to say, not of this one.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
How would you like to see that behind you? I don't like facing adversaries in their environment. That's why I don't wade fish. I need to be on the boat.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
You hear that, Si? You're a delight.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Where do we go from here, Martin?
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
You know what I have to say? We say it. The boss is here. Yeah, the boss is here, man.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
So that's why I'm like, I'm just going to say a woman can't do.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
He has come a long way.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
One of the best parts of doing this. Okay. was the expressions on all the little ones' face during some of this stuff. You didn't tell them about Nam again, did you? No, no, no. What was John Luke's daughter's name? Ella. Ella. I love watching Ella because she's talking about some expressions.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Everybody's talking and she ain't even involved in it. But something is said, and you'll see a light bulb click on Ella's face.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
That's when I seen her look. I said, she's up to something. You're going to have to watch that child.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
I'm learning so much, guys. Because John Luke has got to place it to Job. True. Yes. And then Christian has come a long way. Because I had to get on to him in a scene. Okay. And that's part of it, me getting on everybody.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
But anyway, I got on him and just from the look. When we stopped filming, I said, I said, Christian, I said, look, I love you. I love you. I said, this is just for TV. I said, don't even pay no attention to what I say about you, okay? Because I actually like you.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
You'll be toast. That's one of the main things that I've always told the fans. I said, hey, look. I said, we lived with each other for the whole time of Duck Dynasty. And I said, that's a... a badge of honor that we still actually love each other after spending all this time together. Because I actually feel sorry for Corey and Willie and Phil and Kay.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
They woke up with cameras in their face and went to bed with cameras in their face.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Yeah, we just showed up.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
They had their crew living with them all the time with a camera on them.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
No, because there's always two things that I always remember. The lady at church when we done trick or treat at church, you know, I'm sitting with her. I don't remember her name. I'm terrible at that. You know, we're talking. She said, oh, honey. She said, you're in total denial. It was when I went to get glasses.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
She said, you blind as the wool bat, baby. She said, I saw it on television. You're in full denial.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
I always tell them, I say, look, hey, Duck Dynasty, the deal, I said they portrayed Willie as a mean old CEO of Duck Commander. I said, that's so far from the truth, it's not even funny. I said, Willie is the biggest clown we've got in the family. I said, he comes to work in his underwear, and the secretary has to tell him, hey, go put some clothes on, idiot.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
That's what I did for 10 years, everybody.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
That was just in a moment a week. You talk about that. Me and Phillip went to Clay's at Delvant.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Down there with Clay. And as soon as I walked up, he said, who is that? And I said, that's my friend. He said, you can't be here. Leave. And I looked and I said, Clay, I said, wait a minute. I said, Phillip's my handler. He said, oh, he ain't your friend. He said, I've watched the show. He's the nemesis.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
And I said, well, Clay, if he leaves, I'm going to go. Young Clay said, well, I can call him today.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Well, no, because see, that's one thing. That's one of the things that when he talks about the Robertson, he said, we didn't like each other. Well, it's because all of them are competitive.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Super competitive. If it's anything, well, everybody's going to get mad.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Yeah, they're going to butt heads.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
And both of them, from what I can see, Both of them can handle themselves pretty good. True.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Yeah, everything everybody's got their fingers in.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
You got me curious about what costume that Chris got into and then really got into playing the part.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Because it's going to be fun to see, you know, who becomes the favorite out of the kids.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
They tried to plant something that they wouldn't grow.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
And Amy come up to me. I ain't never seen one. She said, yo, I got in the shower the other day and I looked over and that stupid thing was there. She said, I just couldn't wash my body with your face.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
And I said, well, I couldn't. I don't blame you, darling. Boy, I did.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
It's a self-imposed man. I'm going to have to watch this one because I've still got... I think you're going to have fun watching it. I think you're going to like it. I always remember me when the lady made my Elvis costume that I wore at the... If it's the costume I'm thinking of, this is a very different costume.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
He's the new Uncle Si, Christian Hart. Well, no, no. Well, it does something to you if you try to get into the part.
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Very heavy backpack.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
He's got a scarf to put a band on his head.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
No, no. What's the little thing he takes hunting with him? He's got a little miniature –
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Well, that's something. It's a little miniature little action figure. Yeah, Little Willie. He takes hunting with him? Yeah, he's got that old duck dynasty. Every time he shoots one, he says, I told you I could hit him.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
And when he shoots it in, he starts talking to it.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
What you see is life, okay? And you can have arguments, you know, and discussions, like you believe in this and the other person don't, and it's okay. Right, yeah. No, it's okay. You know, you can still like each other, okay? Just because you don't, you know, he don't agree with what you're doing.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Well, how did you spell it then?
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Some of that was when they'd show the scene. Y'all in tuxedos and all that stupid stuff. It was hilarious.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Willie with his cane. The duck cane was the goal.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
That was that was practice. You know, it was just things like that. You know, you don't ever think about it.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
We all make mistakes and you've got to learn to laugh at yourself.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Amen to that. If you don't, you're fixing to go insane.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
And I'll tell you this because I love you. You stink. Get yourself some Mando. With Mando.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Yeah, because your mother's 2-Mama, right?
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Well, and the thing about it, you don't realize the impact you have on people.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
But other people see it.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Because we have one, the sound guy, you got to understand, okay, everybody's wearing mic. Well, the sound guy is listening to everybody. And one of the coolest thing about that guy is, okay, is that he got baptized, okay, and Not because of what he heard, it's what he didn't hear. He said, hey, you guys hadn't got a clue. He said, I'm sound man, I hear it all.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
He said, so when I'm with my crew buddies and crew, it's filthy language, just every other word. He said, what is it with you people? Even when you stump your toe or hit your thumb with a hammer. Y'all don't cuss or get out of line. Corey did.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
I met somebody the other day. We're somewhere. They've had 2-Mama and 2-Dad.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
So he goes, good. See, they didn't know what Phil done after that, after he found out about that.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Yeah, he did. He went off on them big time.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
And that was like the first time. We would say the prayer, and at first they was cutting out when he was saying Jesus' name. Well, somebody told Phil about that and he said, hey, what's wrong with you people?
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Uncle Si's getting an education. From the kid.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Even if you think that's why, because we're trying to get people to watch it. No, no, but that's why I said it. What's your real true opinion, though? How are they going to take it?
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Okay. That's when it actually.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
He'll see the first one. Well, that I'll see it. Yeah, he'll see the first one. He'll see the first one. Here's my partake on it.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
If that's the right term. Yeah.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
I think they'll love it. Okay, thanks. Because of all, okay, because everybody in Willie's family, okay, the kids, it's all of his kids.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Well, hey, we got a lot of talent, okay? I don't know if you would call it that, but I mean, just the, what's the word I'm looking for? The variety. Diversity, if you will. Yeah, the diversity of all of them.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Okay? Because I learned a lot filming it, okay? Some of it is really hilarious. When I get tickled, it's funny.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Ain't that something? I don't know what I was thinking. I remember when y'all said we're getting a baby, but I just... It didn't hit me. I said, good grief. When you told the story, I said, I was in shock. I said, because I didn't even think that way.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Sometimes I say something and they say, what? When was you that? And I said, hey.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Well, no, no, because I did with all the kids.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Okay, because when Bobby was on the podcast and told me about all the stuff, and I said, that is so cool.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Okay, I said, it really is that you got to know Your biological family.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
I said, you got to know the granddad? And I said, yeah. I said, man, that's fantastic.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Okay. And then I had a brother and didn't know it. He was a friend of his. Okay. Boy, his best friend. And didn't know. And if I come to find out, he's my brother.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
all right now just thinking about it when he was telling it god writes the best story yeah oh yeah yeah because that was so cool that uh he grew up with a kid and then come to find out hey he's my biological brother it's you know and then he got to meet his biological grandfather okay and they've got a real good his mom and the family has got a good relationship with him
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
No, no. That's so amazing when you think about it. It just goes to show you how little this world really is when it gets right down to it.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
But I mean, I was just amazed by when he told it.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Bobby said, yeah, I'm the black sheep of the family, literally. And I said, yeah, okay. Don't be taking a man's material. Well, I'm just saying. He's a professional at that. Well, we told him we can't say that. He said, well, I can. So it was really just an honor to listen to his story on the podcast. It really was.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Oh, they have some good looking ones on there.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
Looks like them big old fat persimmons on the left there.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
A dragon fruit cactus plant.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
That's the main thing, okay, is your kids literally grew up in the Duck Dynasty.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
When the family gets together now, it is a crew.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
We're trying to get you a new fan base. I'm on the Unashamed, which means I basically listen to Jace talk about 90% of the time.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I bet he didn't say butt.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, I want to add another sport. I've actually witnessed something go down in the volleyball game.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
And that was a church function.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
He's an attorney. So what he would do is he would try to fight.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
There's a whole bunch of... Well, it started with your dog. Your dog ate my sunglasses.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Then it got really awkward. It's like, and then what do we do?
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Willie was the worst. Yeah, they had Willie.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
That's what you got to do.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I was actually in Angola prison. I had to do an event down there, and I stayed the night in Baton Rouge. I told you, I said, I think Black Mountain's going to get some rain tomorrow. I had no clue what was coming, but it was great.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
20-something miles of water pipes. I mean, we didn't have water for eight weeks. I just dug a well, by the way.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
You don't expect it up there, though, for sure.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I mean, it's like.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
It's like Katrina took. I mean, is New Orleans back? I mean, I don't know. It's going to be. It'll be.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah, North Carolina smells good.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I do. Has it started? Started doing it. It's called Not Yet Now.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Did it start? Not yet.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah, except I talk a little bit.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, yeah, it is a little bit. Well, because if I use a big word on Ashamed, then Jace has like a cricket noise. But he plays into the microphone. Does he really? Oh, yeah. It's ridiculous. So when I started the podcast, it was hilarious because all the comments were like, Zach, we know why you did this because Jace never lets you talk. And I was like, that's exactly right.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
So he's a good villain. I just let him be the villain. The easy one. But yeah, we do it every Tuesday. We post every Tuesday. It's a little more of a less storytelling, more Bible. We're going through the book of Mark right now.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Now, I'll get a word in, but what people don't realize, they don't understand our love languages. So they think, man, Jace is really rough on you. Like all the comments are like, you know, but they don't realize like this is how we interact. You know what I mean? It's the conflict.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
No, there's no man. Nobody's mad.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
That's part of it.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
You're probably the quickest witted of all. I mean, you got a quick wit.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, y'all actually, I think y'all actually work for Duck Commander.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Is this your microphone?
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
You should have covered it up with a band-aid, I heard.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
are you on the new duck dynasty no i'm not now he's too far away i don't live yeah too far away i don't know how it works scheduling conflicts scheduling conflicts are you the boss of it no i'm going to be in the credits my name will be in the credits okay there you go as a producer uh ep i'm not sure major producer so i handle a lot of the movie stuff too we're working on a new movie
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
That you're going to cut out of the whole movie? I will. You were in the blind and you did have a great line.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I saw your face. I didn't ever hear you talk.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah, it ended up on the cutting floor. You know why, though? Because when we filmed it, we got the first cut back. Well, I told the guys, I said at the beginning, I said, you can't water down sin. You got to show the darkness of Phil's life. And I got the first cut back, and I was like, whoa, this thing is dark. So we had to go back and refilm, I think is when you came. Was that Monroe? Right.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
So we filmed three more days in Monroe to try to fix the film.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
We're very proud of our own material. I will say somebody told me that my grandparents were third cousins. Is that true, Si?
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I love it. Hey, we did well on DVDs.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
It was wild making that story, though, because it was... Man, when I'm talking about spiritual attack, and a lot of people say that when they do a movie like that, but I felt it. I knew that we were doing something important, mainly because I'd never seen Phil cry before. And when I interviewed him, so when I wrote the story for it, I basically went and did interviews with the whole family.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
And Phil, when he was talking about mom, When I tell you, he broke down and started crying. I've never seen him like that. He was just weeping about how thankful he was that she didn't give up on him. And I was like, in that moment, I was like, we got something here because it was so raw. And I don't think Phil had accessed that part of his story in a long time.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Well, Granny said that good genes produces geniuses. That was her famous line.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Were you shocked when he came to know Jesus?
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
He's had some characters.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
He just showed up.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
He don't have fear. I told this story on the Unashamed podcast today. This is Phil right here. He'll explain this. We were on a plane coming back from somewhere.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I mean, and I'm thinking, this is, I mean, we're done. So he grabbed Bear, my son was on the plane, grabbed Bear, threw him in the seat, and the first thing out of Phil's mouth was, he looked, he just said, well, boys, looks like it's resurrection time. And I'm like... We're about to die. It's judgment day. And you're instant. Like, what comes out of the man is it's resurrection time.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
I was like, okay, it's just a different level, man.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Your nephews are here.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
All right. Whoa. That's what my grandparents were talking about.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
There was not a lot of affection in the Robertson family. No. Or Phil. So I hate to tell you, for you, I don't remember many hugs from you either.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
Yeah. No, no, I'm the only one of them that is emotional. Well, you are. You were the nicest for sure. Jimmy Frank, Jimmy Frank.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
She was pretty nice, but she got a little, she was feisty.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
But you grew up with my mom. Y'all were the closest. Y'all were kind of. No, no. So I was definitely my mom's favorite for sure. No doubt. Hands down. I think the world has proven that.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
And you know what? We're all still in the tournament. Well, I'm sorry, not all of us, but Tennessee's in. We haven't lost in the tournament.
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Uncle Si Gets Emotional Over Phil’s Incredible Life & Transformation
John got caught smoking one time and his mom was, his mama smoked. virginia slim's right yeah and after winston's yeah and then she caught john smoking then she made him smoke an entire pack of cigarettes this is back in the old days oh no no that was hey that's that's standard operations and you never smoked again did you no that's a good way to end that
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
That was amazing. What year was that?
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Oh, hey, producer Josh, fill it in for editor Hunter.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I just want to thank him for giving us Drew Brees.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
It's hard to believe that that was in 2007. That was his first year at Alabama.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
It doesn't matter. Hey, whoa, easy with the particulars there, man. That's why we like Hunter. He would have no clue what we're talking about right now. Yeah. Hold on. While we have big hair in the building, can you put a Hunter cam in? Because Hunter's not going to do it.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Actually, could you just start putting photographs of Hunter just randomly on YouTube?
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
And the truth about Hunter is coming out. He likes it. Oh, gosh almighty. Anyways.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Hunter Nicknerd. Oh, we give Hunter all the shout outs we can.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
That's the fakest retirement Martin's ever seen.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
And he's not like Jace who has to come up here on his day off.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Whoever put that up on Instagram, you are braver than me.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
It is nice to know that we'll never get Jace and Willie back for an episode, though.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
No, but you missed it. We just saw Willie a minute ago. Yeah. And we were like, hey, you want to be in this Y'all Sweet Tea commercial with us? He's like, how much does it pay since that's how Si operates? So Willie's going to require us to pay him to come on this podcast from now on.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
He did drop that. It was the cockiest thing I've ever heard Si say in my life. He goes, hey, newsflash, buddy. And I was like, and then I just slid over behind him and said, I'm with this guy.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
The truth, you should always be kind. Oh, boy. But sometimes if somebody says something rude, it might be true. Yeah. That's what we've learned today.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
How? Who knows? When you're your age. He decided it was a bad day when he woke up.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I've noticed Goblin's getting less and less in a hurry.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Godwin has come in here, sat down, we're like, all right, y'all ready? And then we've been sitting here for 10 minutes and he'll go, I need some coffee. Yeah, but that's one of my pet peeves.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Chris from the Dave Palace at House Size Ribs. They're back. We're good.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
The good news, Godwin, is everybody here seems to be having a case of the Mondays. You're a pretty good fisherman, and you actually look real good, Godwin.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Just ask me, I'll tell you. Goblin said, is it Monday?
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Are you just talking about the general population?
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Why is everybody so mean to their boat?
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
He'd actually really enjoy it. It's not just for kids.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I literally heard this conversation on Thursday between a guy named George and my dad. Yeah. He goes, these young guys trying to slow down just end up tidal waving you.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I think of any Robertson that might tear up to a cartoon, Cy watching Bluey might be the one.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I didn't say that, but I meant it. Well, that's a pretty good compliment. I like that. That's a pretty good compliment. That's just truth.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Mike's a big scratch my back, scratch your back kind of fella.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I mean, really, there's only a couple ways you want to go.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I mean, as long as you're like, hey, I don't want to drown. I don't want to catch on fire. I don't want to fall from something really tall and have a lot of time to think about it.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
See, I did. And that's why I don't think it's the right Green Lake. There's 10,000 lakes. That's why. Clearly, they're running out of names. What's this one? Green.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I don't know how far you think a mile is, buddy. I mean, it ain't going to be easy fully dressed, but life depends on it. I believe in you.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
No, it's too cold up there for that. That's in Mexico water.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I think you would have made it. If you had to.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Well, them fish are confused because I don't know if y'all remember this. Two weekends ago, it was spring.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Oh, no. No, no. It better not be fall.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I legitimately can't do it anymore. What? It's cold weather. I like Yeah, it sucks. Now I'm like, I think I'm at the age where I can tell it's cold outside by how my knees feel or something.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Yeah, no, the other day I woke up, got out of bed, and about fell down because my left foot was just in massive pain. I said, oh, no. Oh. What is this?
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
So I was like, it's not to gout. Praise the Lord, because Martin's told me horror stories. But I couldn't walk, and it was Sunday, so I had to go to church. So I was like, well, I limped into church. I'm limping. And then when I get down there, I sit down. Everybody's standing up singing. I'm like, y'all stand up if y'all want. My foot hurt. Then everybody thought I was sad.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I had more people check. If you don't go to church, nobody checks in on you. If you sit down through the whole church, you're like, you doing okay? I was like, my foot hurts. Like, I can't stand up very long because my foot's in a lot of pain. I don't know what it is. I think I'm just old. I don't know. And then I walked it off after church, and I said, okay, I'm going to get good.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Yeah, that's what I'm learning. And then I woke up two days later, and it switched feet. That's exactly right. It swapped feet? Yeah, and then my right foot hurt.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Yeah, I know. I know, yeah. I'm pretty sure your 60s were what we call Duck Dynasty. Yeah. Which seemed pretty golden to me.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Platinum. Miss Christine called them diamond.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
We got smoky, drinky. Yeah. Squeaky. Shaky. Sleepy. Bashful and Doc. Fartman.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Those people, when it's 100 degrees and something like that, I'd rather it be 42.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
You couldn't get a spot in our parking lot. And I was like, oh, we're back, baby. It's our busy season, which was cool because it was just a fake out.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Did you see that they just asked all the federal employees just to send an email of what they did in the last week and everybody's upset about that? No. They just sent out and said, hey, you need to send an email of everything you did in the last week. That's because I can't remember. And they're like, why?
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I kind of been waiting on that email. I was like, you know what? I'll tell you what I do. Sell worms.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Anytime somebody says, what is your job description that you're boss? Get a backup plan quick.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Mr. Cashman? No, I'm not. Anybody that has a no beards policy, I'm a hard out on.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
You might have thrown out more than Willie, but you were, like, doing it for the Toledo Mud Hens, and he was doing it for the Texas Rangers.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Minor League Baseball rules, just like Minor League Hockey.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
round minor league baseball that's a real demographic yeah i'm not gonna lie oh absolutely i'm part of that i'm a season ticket holder there you go sponsor of a minor league hockey team in louisiana yeah so don't bash that demographic we also love the derrick and duck dynasty i have season tickets too so you can't that's what i'm talking about i see josh all the time josh you're also part of the demographic
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Also, Mr. Cashman, fly your private jet with your bald head down here and sit here and explain to Cy why his beard is unmoving.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I don't even know what day it is. And Godwin.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Most of our emails are about the Yankees. And they are about one certain thing that I was checking every day for a very long time. And then we had like some special episodes and didn't get to talk about it.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I had a lot of emails about the Gulf of the Google Maps fixing the Gulf of Mexico.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
You know, pictures of the ocean from space are weird.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
All right. You got it? Here's your email of the day. It was actually a voicemail, but apparently they jacked it all up because they were nervous. Who was it, Hunter? Hunter. Yeah. Their name's Hunter. They're from the 71292. Just kidding. It's Emmanuel. So quick question. He wants to know, Si, when you are exploring the cosmos in the next life, can he go with you?
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Let's go. Well, he's also invited a lot of other people to join y'all. Apparently it's his thing. Well, think about it. That would be a hoot.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
And you're apparently going, Emmanuel's tagging along.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
But I can give you a, hey, I can come back and tell you the stories. Hey, in 30,000 years, he'll swing back by and let you know good places to hit.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Really? Uh-huh. I think we're made to work.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
It's going to be like the Garden of Eden. Yeah, I think so. To Peter himself. Bank about it. It's going to be awesome. They use nets, Hammer.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
See, but I think it's like the Garden of Eden. Like, they were working. It was just way easier. Yeah. And then they screwed up, and it was like, you know what? Now it's going to suck.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
man that's kind of cool i'm into it yeah yeah you eat this and you live forever you eat that and we're gonna start over and that was who rose bad call all right and then another heaven question and heaven's been on my mind recently because i want to go there so emmanuel just right in line with it what's something that you want to do in eternity that you can't do here
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
So the first thing is they got rid of – The beard policy.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I didn't know you couldn't have a beard and be a Yankee.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
That's actually fantastic. That would actually be a good deal. If you're a game warden and you want to make it to heaven, send us, and we'll put in a good word for you.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Stop it. Uh-oh. Here we go. No, no. She was just looking. Yeah.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
But then the guy that made the rule, God, baseball websites, there's just stuff everywhere.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Look at that. Power of Cy Robertson.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
So, hey. I wouldn't write you a ticket. But you know what I will tell you? And back to Emmanuel. I've done figured out. I got no clue how good heaven's going to be. I don't even really know what we're going to be doing. You don't know what it's going to be like. I know it's going to be better than I can even guess at. But I do know a couple things for a fact about it. Me too.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Revelation 21 for he will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain for the old order of things has passed away. And the new has arrived. That's good enough for me right there to want to.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
And Si's going to give a grand tour of the cosmos to Emmanuel and our Emmanuel's friends.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
And look good in it. I'll have some beards go together, I will say. I'm trying to find that certain Instagram. What was that, MLB on Fox? Yeah. You got to be a weirdo to follow that.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
You can't get the computer too close to him.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Boy, these people post too much to find it. Oh, here we go.
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Mr. Cashman. But anyway. We're not trying to look like Duck Dynasty. No diss against. If you start something with no diss. No diss to your bald head, Cashman.
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Put Willie out there throwing the first pitch.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Oh, that was us. That was us. I posted that flip-flops gif. The boo from J. Martin Dutman got the most action. Yeah, I'm just against this guy. I love it. I don't like him.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
There's a point where he just doesn't show up anymore. Right now he's still trying to get here, allegedly.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
There was one comment I wish I could find about how beards are ruining baseball, and I was like, you're the reason nobody watches baseball anymore. They're a big guy.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I've never been more embarrassed in my life. We go to play basketball. Ben's playing basketball. Yeah. In Raven at, what's that school? Riverfield. Okay. So you got to go through Raven.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Ravel's had some building scene better days. There's no doubt.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
And the movie theater looked rough. Yeah, yeah. Nobody going. No, no.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Popcorn ain't been popped in a minute. No offense to Ravel.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
And a waffle house. I know people from Ravel, good people. Yeah. Carter walks up to this man, first guy he sees at the gym. Uh-oh. And goes, hey, man, no offense, but this town looks haunted and is a dump. And I was like, what? I snatched that sucker up. I said, what did you just say to that man? He goes, dad, I said, no offense.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Yeah. So Brian Cashman, an 11-year-old cart, or he's 10? Why?
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Last breath. I actually have the best idea ever for this ad, even though I'm supposed to say how much I like the movie. I'm going to try and hold my breath for the last breath of the movie all the way through the ad. Ready, set, go.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Woody Harrelson's awesome. I'll breathe for that. You know, I could have made it the whole way, but I love Woody. So I needed to say how much I'm excited to see this movie. I'll try again.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
We'll talk about it here in a second.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I was trying to hold my breath, but if Jace liked it, just go see it.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Hey, I found number two, by the way.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
The guy that might listen to us more than anybody but Andrew. He walked in the honey hole this morning.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Hold on. I'll tell you. This little guy walks in. He said, hey, man, love the podcast. I said, oh, what's up, brother? And he's small, has a mustache, clearly works outside by his garb and his big F-250, skinny. And I reached my hand out. I said, hey, man, my name's John David. I go to shake his hand. He's like, my name's Chris. And immediately I was in pain. I said, why is he squeezing so hard?
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
You win. Like you're the alpha. I get it. I didn't see it coming, but you win. You're going to break my hand. And he's like, man, I listened to y'all more than anybody. But that one guy in Ireland, I said, really? He goes, I left South Carolina last night and I have to be in California tomorrow. And I was like, you're driving what? I was like, I'm out. But he was a turbine operator.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Also used to be a bull rider or rodeo guy. So the hand grips checks out. But I said, well, where are you from, Chris? Chris says, you know where Canton, Texas is? I was like, oh, I know where the Dairy Palace is. He goes, my picture's actually up in the Dairy Palace. What do you mean? You do. You do listen to Doug.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
If you got a picture up in the Dairy Palace in Canton, Texas, that's our demographic.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Oh, that's Spamburger. I'm judging you now.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Dairy Palace is magical. It's like a Buc-ee's.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Calm down on the money spending. Calm down on that. But I just want to go have a hamburger. And then go to Bucky's and then go do like a water slide.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
That's a good point. I just don't want furniture.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Ding, ding, ding. Oh, man. Si, have you ever been to the Dairy Palace? No. Look at this photograph. Si's never been? We got to take you.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
What is the Dairy Palace? They got a Blue Bell ice cream bar and greasy hamburgers. And my man Chris's photograph is up in there, which makes him cooler than me.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
And where is that? Canton, Texas. Canton, Texas.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
But when he said that, I was like, there's a few telltale signs that you're... Crazy hamburgers and ice cream. Uh-huh. That's a good combination.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Oh. Well, we're missing Hunter. So we don't know. It's just a weird day. Hunter took the day off to go on his date. We're anxiously awaiting updates. He ended up taking two days off. It's got to be a good date for two days. Cy woke up with a case of the Mondays.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
It used to be the jam in high school when youth group would go to Six Flags. Yeah. Small town kids head over to Dallas for the weekend. And on the way back, we get to stop at Dairy Power.
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Since he's definitely not listening to this. You were there for a while. How much money... Do I have to give you to thank him for giving us Drew Brees? Oh, boy.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
No, from the microphone. He's our favorite coach ever because he was LSU for a while, and then he messed up and gave us Drew Brees.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Okay. We'll see Godwin in a little bit. Fresh off the lake, full of frustration.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Tide rolled. I still got my tide rolled shirt. Go Warhawks.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Here, boys. You need to tweak this a little bit. It's a little higher.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
He's got his cap on.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
It depends on who I'm talking to.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
That's true. I would bring a $20 and just say, hey. Here's your $20 bill.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Okay, the guy actually cut your ear and laid it over to the side where he could go in your head. He got up in there. And what was your stomach? He took something from your stomach.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
That's out by Fort Polk. Yeah. I used to live there.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
What was your job in DeRidder? I was in the Army. He's in the Army.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I went somewhere, okay, and they had a McDonald's. Hey, stop and get your tea here on the side.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
So I went in there and I worked the window. You and Donald Trump?
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I wouldn't do that for you. You couldn't pay me enough to do that.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Yeah, I was. You couldn't pay me enough. I'm serious. People get ordering in drive-thrus. Yeah, it was hilarious, though.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Y'all, they'd pull up. They'd hear me talking. It wasn't on their mind when they're driving up to pick up their food. Mm-hmm. I know that voice.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
When they drive up to the window and I said, that'll be $13.50. It's a shell shock.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
No, no, I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Okay, marriage is like a garden if you've ever raised a garden of any size.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
There's a lot of work going on.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Okay, because, hey, look, you both got excess baggage. that you bring to this union. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
If you hadn't been married but a year, you know, if when the children come along, then that's another thing that, hey, you've got to deal with, okay? And that's a whole new, that makes it a whole new ballgame. That's the question.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Rucker?
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
That's a good analogy though.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Amazing ain't the word. Unreal. Yeah. Yeah, the medical field has, you know.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
First comes to mind, hey, with man, you're limited. But with God, everything's possible. Amen to that.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
We just got back from Three Eagles Ranch down in southwest Texas, and Sage killed her buck. And it was like 22 inside fresh.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
That's awesome.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
We got Rutgers. That's easy.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I would have two animals. One of them would be a reindeer. What? And then I'd ask him, what kind of boss is Santa Claus?
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Hey, do you treat your reindeers right?
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Wait a minute. They don't rule the sea.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I was going to say. All of them.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I'm sorry I'm laughing. No, no, no. That's funny. You got such a remarkable story, okay?
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
So you're not leaking any kind of fluid anymore. Leaking fluid. Not leaking fluids. Okay. At least not that I know of. Okay, so that's a good deal. Okay, that's pretty wild.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
The medical people.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Went off the charts for what they can do. Yeah. Because what do you think about it? A doctor reaching in and picking someone's heart up? And lifted it up and then said, okay, scaffold, cut the hole in the side where you got to put the vein that he took out of my leg. And look, in between heartbeats. That's impressive. That's amazing. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
No, no.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Well, no, no. Well, no, no. I got a buddy. Hey, like him. He goes to his stomach, gets some fat. That's what I'm saying. To help fix what's wrong with up in his head.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
And turns it into positive.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Look at us go.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
little bit of butter there yeah i don't know if he added anything to it to make it harden up or what but i mean fat yeah just like didn't add a little pork goes a long way that's crazy what amazes me about this okay is because we don't even know in my humble opinion, a fraction of what's going on. And yet, you're talking about amazing. Oh, yeah. This body God made us out of. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
The stuff that can happen to it and then it keeps functioning. Oh, yeah.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I will say this. The military proved this, okay? You need extra fat because the guys that are a little overweight – They do way better under stressful situations because they've got a reserve to kind of pull on. I'm serious. I think, hey, you know.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I don't know, man.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
I don't know. The military's proved that through all these tests, y'all, with doing all this central stuff.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Yeah, they don't look right. Yeah, Johnny D does not look right as a skinny person.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
But, hey, it's true because, look, that's why you got to buy new clothes. I have had to buy new clothes. Because your clothes don't fit. You don't look right. That's what I'm saying.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
That's why Phil named him Horsehead.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
Well, no, because look, I'll give you an example. I was going to say a bobblehead. No, no, I'll give you an example. John Gower. He's lost like 100 pounds. He looks great. Diabetes and stuff. He used to have to roll in the boat when he'd get out and do the decoys.
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Uncle Si Can’t Believe His Old Pal Drank ‘Windex’ Then Survived Brain Surgery!
He'd have to roll in the boat. Now, hey, that dude just jumps in the boat like a cat squirrel. Yeah, like a cat, like a young cat squirrel.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I'm aware. How did you know it?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
How did you choose your location of your party? We don't want to tell everybody.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Me and Johnny D would be over at the kiddie table.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Oh, well, then I'm going to bring my kids. That way I got a reason to leave.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I'll be at the kiddie table because my nine-year-old told me to throw him a party and y'all's parties at the same time. Because if you have any doubt, go talk to your fellow brother.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah. So, hey, Si's birthday party expensive.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah. It's cheap to get in. It's going to be expensive to stay.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah. My dear. Actually. He takes me 10.50 leaving the movies like he's Hunter.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
You going to have him a birthday cake too in case he shows up? We should do the podcast from your birthday.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Oh, man. Well, look, we got a special guest coming in. I'm going to step out, but we've got... Very special guest. Yeah, we've got Young Sage.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah, look at her. We got Young Sage coming in, so I'm going to step out and let her have this chair. That way, she sits by her dad and don't try to hurt Uncle Si.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah, but maybe she wants to give you a choke for your birthday or something.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
We'll use J. It's going to be me.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Waylon took about a five-foot tumble off a jungle gym at school, so it's funny, the careful one. How is he? He's fine. I mean, he got a little limp about him. He knows he did it. I can say that.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Homie, don't play that. Sage knows it, too. All right. Well, I'm going to get out of here and let Sage come in. We'll be back right after this. Everybody's got that closet full of old things, right? pictures, movies, skeletons. Yeah, but this is like old family memories, you know. Pictures, movies, you need to, yeah.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
And like for us here at Duck Commander, we've got, I don't know, what, 30 years now of footage probably? A plethora. A paraffula. Of footage. As Rucker would say. But we have all those old things and we didn't have a way to transfer them, but.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
All right, so we have Sage in the house and in the building. Are you ready, Sage? Yes. She's here. She's here.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
So, Si, you've seen Sage in action, right? Yep. Sage, we have questions for you. I've been told that you've choked out grown men.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
You warned him about them stairs at my house many times.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
You have? Taken them down?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
So did he trip or did he jump?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
So do you, are you more like your mom or your dad?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Probably your mom. But you train every day. How often do you go to train with your dad?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Nobody really knows exactly. He might have jumped. Yeah, nobody knows. It was during the Easter egg hunt. So, you know, there were kids everywhere, you know, like all blown.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Mistake number one, don't sit on Sage's couch.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
No, he saw an egg and said, I got to get there first.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
That's a good way to get you.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
May have been. Like nobody, only he knows and he ain't talking. I'm going to make a shortcut. Yeah, only he knows and he ain't talking about it. He don't want to talk about it. Yeah, he just look at it and go, it hurt.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah, okay. Okay, hold on, hold on. I'm going to try and last a little longer. Try it again. Try again. I was so nervous. Oh, you did right.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
How strong is this child?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah, she's the strongest child. I've always warned my boys about you. Look here. Go home and warn them again.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
So do you lift weights? I got a lot of questions now that I've felt the arm of a grown man on my neck, except it was a, you're only 10? Are you 11? When do you turn 11?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah, well, you were the one playing video games last night. No, I wasn't. Why were you up?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Whenever I used to work out with your dad, when I was trying to lose weight, he was big into making me plank. That's why I didn't like him very much.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
which i don't know who was more shook up him or his mama so yeah probably so for sure he was like dang that was a mistake she said to the hospital when she called me i said yeah that sounds about right so you know no we went to the doctor first and she's like let's just be really careful and get an x-ray so we didn't do no er trip or nothing yeah that's good yeah no i didn't think i looked at as a guy who's broken several bones because i'm
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
You just sit there until you want to cry.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Are you aware that your forearms are very strong? You are? Okay. I'm just making sure. I'm still impressed. No, no. I was expecting, like, I legitimately knew, like, okay, she knows the hold to choke me out, but you're still a 10-year-old girl, so I did not expect it to feel that much pressure.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
My neck still hurts. Did you do that on purpose? Maybe. So Sage, what we do know, everybody's heard tons of stories about you and your dad and all y'all do together, right? What's your favorite hobby? Is it deer hunting or is it jujitsu with your dad?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I don't know if you know that they don't hand out those medals to just anybody. You earn those.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
He'll talk the trash for you. Sage, you just keep it cool, calm, and collective. We'll let him talk all the trash. I would love to be your sibling whether I go anywhere.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
The other problem is – He'll take you out. Si will get you in fights because he'll start them and then you'll have to finish them.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
So in your competitions, you've only lost twice.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
11 gold, two silver. And what belt are you, for those out there listening?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
one stripe. And that's new, isn't it?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
And what belt are you working towards?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yellow belt. That's awesome.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Well, my neck can attest to that, and I'm glad I have this beard to protect me in case she ever sneaks up behind me and tries to take me out.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
You're not allowed anywhere in my vicinity. I feel like now she's like, oh, this is a fun thing I do with John David. Just hang out.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Are you headed back to school now?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
She's like, I'm going to double check on this one. Back to school. Don't mess with anybody in the playground. Well, I should say they shouldn't mess with you because you probably don't mess with people. You're just waiting.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Taking them down on the playground. I knew that was coming.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Let's just call it what it is. A lot of momentum when you go down. Yeah, it didn't. And as a husky young fella, yeah. I mean, I could put body parts in a bind, like, you know. And I looked at it and I said, nah, it ain't broken. But I know what that looks like. That's a sprain. That one's going to take a minute. He's going to wear that one a little bit.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Then walked away. She said, that's your warning shot. Well, buddy, whoever that was, she's headed back to you. Good luck today at recess. Sage, thanks for joining us. That was awesome.
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The thing about it was, I have kids her age, and they don't have, like, they're bony forearms. Her forearms were muscle.
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I'm still nervous. A little torque involved.
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My favorite part is she's the playground enforcer at the local Christian school.
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My wife made me watch American Idol every evening.
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He somehow hurt his ankle and fell on his head. I'm not really sure. Because he had little scuff marks on his face, too. Kids are tough. They heal quick. Yeah. He was walking around last night. He did have a limp, but he was up walking on it, running around with his brother in cars and everything else.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Okay, it ain't no flab. This is not false. He had a story in there somewhere and we finally got there. He said, well, this kid pushed me. The kid pushed her friend.
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She's the enforcer, man.
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Then he pushed me. Then I took him down.
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Then she did some arm bar to jump back to walk away.
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Arm drag to the valley drop. Yeah.
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Yeah. She said, just to let you know, buddy. Just to let you know. He learned a lesson. She on a path to wearing an earpiece.
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Protecting somebody. Like you're going to look over there and you think, oh, well look at this woman in a suit with this earpiece. She ain't nothing. The next thing you know, you're going to be looking behind you. You're like, what happened? Eagle to pigeon. Yeah. Yeah. You're just like, what just happened?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
As a person who just spent the night with a bunch of fourth graders about her age, she'd have whooped all them. I wish she would have been at the camp out about, hey, go beat up all these people because I can't.
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Yeah, stand out there and make sure they go to sleep because I'm going to take a nap. She would have been a much better enforcer than me. No.
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That was unbelievable. Oh, Lord have mercy.
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Well, I'm afraid for them. If they got to wrestle her, they're going to be toast.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Well, the best part of the whole story was He pushed my friend. I said, don't do that. Then he stepped to me and he ended up on the ground. And then I walked away. I was like, that's how you handle a bully right there.
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I like the thing. She stood over him just for a second.
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Good for her for standing up for her friend. She was just watching. There you go.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
There you go. See, we're just doing things for our wife. Mainly because I'm leaving today, so it doesn't matter. I got to go to Tulsa. Also, welcome back. A town that loves you.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Last time we got x-rays, it was because Carter fell off a Segway. and now he hates all segways but he feels better because he found out the owner of segway fell off a segway and died oh for real yeah which shouldn't make carter happy but it does because he's like well you get what you deserve you made these death traps and the one caught up hey they're dangerous
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Nick Saban made a lot of money with that philosophy.
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She'd have been able to stay the whole time because she wouldn't have to go back to school for the rest of the week. She'd have been doing homeschool for a few days and getting caught back up.
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While he was doing his Bowflex.
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And now you can have a little piece of Chuck.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Then you put on a cowboy hat and drive a single cab Dodge. Yeah. And then get to kicking a piss out of everybody. That's right. Wah, wah, wah. Roundhouse kick. I need some of that water. You look up, you got a buddy named Trevette. Man, that's cool, man.
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What's the brand again?
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Yeah, he's got his face on it.
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Yeah, it's at Brookshire's down there by the Ozarka. Seaforce water. Seaforce.
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It's got his face on it.
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Yeah, there it is. You're powerful. Perfect. But y'all see which Chuck they use, Walker. Yeah. They know.
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Because they know the rest of us grew up at our grandparents' house watching that stuff growing up. Oh, yeah. Knowing that he was going to save the day with seven minutes left, and then that gave him time to wrap up and have a good feel, good hug moment.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
So Carter ain't ever looking at being like a mall cop in the future. Oh, no, no, no.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
They'd be shooting him. He'd just be kicking their guns.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
That's true. Yeah. Very Duck Dynasty-esque. Just blow stuff up. When in doubt, blow up a truck. Blow it up. Blow it up.
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yet pyro was big but johnny d what we got in them emails hello at duck call room.com we ain't read an email in a minute well sarah emails in because martin you are vastly approaching a number 40 yeah i'll be there oh she's still got four months slow down now don't be putting well she's not you were both born in 85 yeah we're the 85 crew l farmington is l farmington a thing arkansas or is it just farmington arkansas
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He fell off that one right over by Willie's house, and I had to pick that sucker up. He's in extra large clothes now. Youth extra large.
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I know there's a farming in Utah, but... I don't know why she put L there. Yeah, I don't know.
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Anyways, she wants to know what you're going to do to celebrate the big 4-0. Big 4-0. Are you weird about birthdays?
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I didn't like 35. It felt weird.
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No, I mean, I don't... I didn't like that. I don't know. I'll probably buy... my kids some sort of gun to commemorate me turning 40. You're going to buy your kids a gun? Well, they're going to end up with it eventually. I'm saying I'll get it. You're going to buy you a gun. I'll get it myself and use it.
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Little. I mean, it'll be something. Yeah, it'll be something I don't have. I don't know. Probably. What do you not have? Well, I mean, I got them all, but I mean, there's different models of things. Like when I turned 30, Brittany and my mom bought me a .410 over under. So it'll probably be something, I don't know, I may go try to find me an old 16 of some sort.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
What, my over under .410?
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Yeah, he big. He's a big old boy, yeah. And I had to carry him. Yeah, y'all soon be sharing shoes. Like, it won't be long. I mean, he's going to be shopping in dad's closet here for long.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
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That just kind of shook me up. Yeah. No, we keep having to buy them clothes. And I was like, you think they fit? I'm like, well, they'll fit Ben's when he's an adult.
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When's that? October. October. So 40 in August and 50 in October.
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Well, I think Sarah actually proves a point here because she says, she asked what your midlife crisis is going to be. Because hers is right.
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I think I had mine at like 25. What was your midlife crisis? I just ate everything in sight. Little Debbie. I mean, yeah, I just walked the house. My midlife crisis was working for Willie. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I mean.
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Yeah, you just eat for comfort, right? You just eat your emotions, right?
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Well, she's saying like, so now she's super into raising chickens, doing the sourdough thing. Yeah, I ain't doing that. Growing beans and tomatoes.
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No. You're not doing anything? We've had a garden, though. That's just part of life here. That's not midlife crisis. Yesterday morning, I put up 40 feet of cucumber trellis.
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Well, she's just saying people y'all's age are way better off than people Hunter's age. Yeah. And the fact that Stone's about to be 50 kind of blows my mind. You look good.
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So I just make him the official honey hole model. Mom probably don't go for that, though, does she? She won't even wear other stuff.
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I would argue that my midlife crisis happened a couple of years ago.
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There you go. Look at there. All the things. So what goes by quickly?
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It goes quicker. That's right. Rip Van Winkle went through a few years.
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Oh, yeah. There you go. And what you're good at.
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I mean, I would just say my overall shift as a hunter, my priorities on all that stuff changed. Like,
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I don't even pick my own wardrobe. I just get stuff that my brother-in-law makes.
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it still for a while was just kill them just right around when you had children no even before that a little bit uh that's what carter changed me a lot yeah no but i mean the boys absolutely did but just now i don't care if i kill them like i'm going doesn't matter went from the killer phase to the actually appreciation phase yeah and if it's not a boy i'm not pulling the trigger like
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I don't shoot brown ones. I don't intentionally shoot brown ducks anymore. That does happen. Things get caught in crossfires and weird stuff happens, but I do not intentionally.
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Why can't Carter do that?
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Yeah, man. It really is. I find more enjoyment in it. Same deal with deer.
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It's more fun. It gives you a story. It gives you a reason to go.
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He's about an adult small now, though. It's crazy.
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Yeah. And doing it your way.
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Hunter, you got any voicemail? Fires 1-318-215-6559 is the number. Call and leave Uncle Si a voicemail.
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Just doing all the math of all of our ages. We cover the gamut here in the dump.
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Yeah, we've got. Yeah, we've got. He's understanding that RPS stage. Yeah, and he's going on a trip this weekend to work that out.
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But, no, it's fun, man. I don't know.
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Be sure to wear a scarf in North Carolina. Thank you.
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She just got my attitude.
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That's just thrifting. Was that a thrift store? Yeah. She bought a violin and went and watched Minecraft last night.
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So she looked, she liked me. She looked at something like, I bet I can do that. And then she made a purchase something. And then she goes, no, I can't do that.
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It's fun going to get x-rays.
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I wish she'd have been in there with Hunter.
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I wish Christine would have.
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Hunter's been there 10 times. Sometimes you just got to go and see a good comedy. Did you see the kid that brought the chicken into the movie theater? Why'd he bring a chicken?
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Yeah. I mean, it's part of life, right? I mean, it's part of raising kids. I mean, stuff's going to happen, so. I just am surprised. Actually, I'm surprised it took this long and I was more surprised that it was whaling. So just, yeah, it just shows you. I think it shows you though, the difference between being cautious and not caring. Like if you hesitate, that's when you get hurt.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
uh there's boys i'm assuming hunter's age all over this country oh yeah they're doing they wait for a certain moment of the movie chicken jockey and then they scream they act like they just won the super bowl that's right and they scream and everybody holds a chicken they've had to put police in the theaters yep jack black showed up and said oh hey y'all calm down also hey they throw popcorn all over the theater everywhere yep okay really yeah yeah
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Man, all they did in the Chosen was went and bought a few lambs and doves to sacrifice. They brought that in the theater? No, but it was just on the screen. I didn't see no other animals. That's crazy.
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My favorite part is that Si knows this. Can we watch the video? We may not get to a voicemail because we've done officially went to chicken jockeys. How does he know that? He watches a lot of TV. How do you know that?
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That's on Fox News right there. Yeah, that's what it was on. TikTok chicken jockey. Yep, Fox News. No, this is Fox 5 Atlanta. Chicken jockey. Yeah, he says that. My kids thought it was hilarious. I didn't really know what it meant. Oh, I have no idea what it means. Watch this guy. Watch this guy. There you go. They're throwing popcorn. And one kid brought a chicken and threw it up in the air.
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He's just thrown at people. Horrible scene. What happened to the chicken? Well, we don't know. We don't know. Oh, wow.
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Yeah, I'd lock the doors.
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The movie be over, I'd lock the doors if I was them. I'd say, y'all can leave when y'all get this crap swept up.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Well, the problem is, here we go. Here's the one with the chicken. There's the movie. Jack Black, they're all sitting there. This kid's going nuts. He said, look, look at him.
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And look, there's a kid with a chicken. There he is.
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Oh, my goodness. And a mask. Yep. I had to turn the movie off. Ain't got to worry about me being there.
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I will say this, though. That is selling a lot of movie tickets. Yeah, that's unbelievable.
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Because that's the only reason these kids are going to that movie. So as the movie theater owner, I'm like, I really don't want this to happen. But this theater is full, and every one of them bought $18 popcorn. Yeah.
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Margins go through the roof.
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Toting a chicken somewhere. What if it's an emotional support chicken? Oh, my God. Is he got to have a vest on?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Hunter's eyes just got real big.
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A lot of times the hesitation is what hurts you, Jackson.
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Yeah, that's a true statement. They come walking out at the same time.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
That's when I was like, oh, I get to meet the parents because I'd never really shaken your dad's hand. Then I forgot that your mom come up here with your grandpa. She reminded me. She was like, oh, we actually met when I brought my dad up. I was like, oh, Green Jeep man. Yeah, crap, I forgot about him. He's 62 and just got his driver's license. That's tight. J.D., you want to set us out of here?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
1 Thessalonians 2, 11 and 12. For you know that we dealt with each other with... 1 Thessalonians 2, 11 and 12. For you know that we dealt with each of you as a father deals with his own children, encouraging, comforting, and urging you to live lives worthy of God who calls you into his kingdom and glory.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
nope just straight through that door we'll figure it out when we get through it like you mean britain knocks me down and knocks me down yeah but if you hesitate at any moment that's generally when bad things happen like that goes for hunting or a lot of different things that hesitation is generally what cost you so just go with it that's true you get a feeling go with it man
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If you think Stone's whole life with his daughters is just about jujitsu and hunting, you'd be wrong. Because the whole time he's doing that, he's pointing them in the direction of seeing what a godly father looks like. And that just reflects on our God, our Savior, and our Father in heaven. So props to you on raising a strong, powerful girl, Stone. That scared me. That scared me. My neck hurts.
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We'll see y'all next time.
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I don't get people that can't make decisions.
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Like dinner every night. Oh.
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I'm speaking tomorrow morning. Tulsa? Yeah. You about to make the Larry the Cable guy joke?
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Oh, I can make decisions.
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Stone, y'all have that conversation? What do you want? It's the same conversation every time.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
you say something they're like they're like anything you say well that's what i say well what about you know we can stop oh i'm not in the mood for that what about uh what about this well i don't want that right now yeah the problem is britney took my trump card from me because i always just said captain d's because i know she didn't like it and then she fell in love with him hush puppies so now i don't have one that's like a definite no to make her make the decision you know
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Captain D's always a good one.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah. Great little seafood place. She got pregnant and got on them hush pups and she still ain't awful.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Changed her attitude. Allison tried another crock pot meal last night.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Is there a Larry the Cable guy joke about Tulsa? Yeah.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
It was terrible. That's the nicest way to put it. We just can't figure it out. She admitted to it though. She was like, Hey, it was edible. It fed us. Yeah. She goes, I never have to make it again.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
No, this was Alison's direct quote was I didn't even know I could somehow turn fresh chicken. into canned chicken, but I somehow did it in this crock pot.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
What's Tulsa backwards?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
That's what it was with chicken.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Somehow the chicken, this flavor was okay, but the chicken, she turned it into canned chicken. We don't know how.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Really? It was weird. Cooked it too long, maybe? I'm trying to figure out what you're talking about. I don't think I've ever eaten canned chicken.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I thought about it like that. That was like 2004 blue collar comedy. Get her done. That's before he played Tow Mater. That's before he had to clean up his act a little bit. Oh, Dan, our friend Dan.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
It's kind of like chewy.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
It was chewy. And kind of like you were chewing on a hockey puck. No, not a hockey puck. Something chewy.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Maybe. That's interesting.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
But I thought the whole point of a crock pot was just, hey, set that sucker on in the morning and get home and eat.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Well, when I make it like about two hours before they say it's supposed to be done, I take the meat out and shred it and then throw it back in there and let it finish that way.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
That would have been the move.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah. I take it out and get them little metal things, you know.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
But we had a soccer game, so she wasn't home. I was at work.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
showed up at home i turned the oven on there were already rolls in it that was magical oh everybody love a roll allison's like yeah she told me all the instructions then we opened that crock pot and i was like she knows she already knows i know what the kids say uh ben's didn't eat ben's ate plain noodles okay yeah it checks out he tried to throw that's our rule in the house you got to try it if you don't like it that's
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
And the words of God, when you got to have a no thank you portion.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yep. But if you don't like it, I'm like, Hey, I don't like it either. Why am I going to force some kid to eat this? I don't like this.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah. I just got to be willing to try. That's the, yeah, that's the move. Willing to try. Yeah.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
But yeah, I think I'm going to throw away the crock pot. The only thing you can cook in it is a roast, and you can do that in the oven. I think next time she goes to get the crock pot, it's just not going to be there.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Stick to that Dutch oven. Three hours at 300. Just take your pair of scissors to that cord. I don't know what kid did that. Golly, must have been them Martin kids. You can blame it on my kids. I saw Jackson playing with it. I mean, I'm fine with it. You can blame it on mine. It ain't no big deal. Anybody else out there feeling exhausted, weighed down, and struggle to get through the day?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Never really thought about what my liver's up to. That don't even sound good. It can't be good.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
That was one of the best parts of Willie always doing golf tournaments with him. He'd be talking in his normal voice, which is still pretty redneck, and a kid would see him. And then all of a sudden he'd switch to tomato from cars. I'm the world's best backwards driver.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah. Levi Garrett design. Yeah.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah, he had a wad come out of there that was fitting for a man named Burley.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah. See who could spit the furthest?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Somebody stayed up too late like that.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
And I would laugh every time. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He was wild, man. We played in his charity golf tournament a couple of times up there in Nebraska. That was fun. That's where he almost died. Yeah, that's where, yeah, scariest I've ever been on a plane. Yeah, that was a tough one. That was –
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Y'all play dominoes at the pool hall?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
So you play dominoes, pool.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Oh, them big brass ones? Oh, yeah. Make like a ting when you hit it?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Boy, y'all was living in the Wild West, wasn't you?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I bet old PR was pretty good at pooling.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
No, he always broke the stick over people. No, no, no. Back in them days. He wasn't much in game. I bet he was good at that.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
At Yahoo Spades. Yeah, I spent a lot of time playing Yahoo Gen. I used to love playing Gen growing up, man.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Harts, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Harts was kind of hard.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Well, Jace does have that weird mind.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Jace got that weird mind of being able to count all that stuff. That's why I say you shouldn't play poker with him. Yeah, he's counting.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
You can, you just don't? Well, no, no.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
punched through some super sails like we knew what we were doing old stewie said i can't believe he stuck the landing i saw stewie the other day oh stewie the pilot the co-pilot actually but No, yeah, I'm headed to Tulsa, so it's fun. We had our first x-ray yesterday. That was fun. That was a good time.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
77. What are you doing for 77? Playing poker. You having a party?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Okay. Is that what the party is? I got invited to the party. I didn't know if it was a surprise party or not.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I'll say this, what could help you potentially, I think, you need to go watch the, because I think it was filmed, watch when Carly got married with Jay. He, were you there? Oh, my gosh, dude. Stoney crying because he's. Stone cried? Oh, I've seen Stone cry once. Well, no, because I'll tell you. He bawled. And that got me because that dude never cries.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
They did. In fact, they both asked me when they took them out for the first time, which was kind of interesting.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
No, I'm saying like both of them separately met with me, weirdly enough, at the same coffee shop. I think the second time I was like, let's meet at this place. This is where I interview kids.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Yeah, no, they said, hey, I really like, let's just say Tyler, for example, he said, I really like Merritt. I'd like to ask her out. And so that cool. And so we just talked about, honestly, just their faith. And I got to ask a ton of questions just to ask them out, which I thought was cool. Yeah.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
So when it came to the Marion part, it was pretty easy because I had already known these kids for so long. You know, they're good boys. But now I'll say this. Now, I know with Austin, I just tried to talk him out of it. I was like, I'm just going to see what he says if I just give a bunch of – What if this happens? Willie, when he started to ask, yeah, like, let's just see where this kid's at.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
No. I've seen you in that very spot. Yeah. We've been watching some Duck Dynasty with Gus because he really wants to watch it. And I just can't stand it because I was just watching this scenario, except we wasn't doing a podcast. We were just building duck calls. I was like, oh my gosh, what happened to me? I look so much older. I've gained about 45 pounds, I would say. I don't know.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
And so I, and he would, you know, he was all in.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
She's going to say, jog on. That's where the dead bodies are. What have y'all done? I think when a British person says jog on, that's the same as like, We got to go. Through this. Yeah. I watch a lot of British shows and movies. Do y'all ever hear them say jog on?
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Where do they live? Like in London or somewhere else?
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I'll say this, though. I think Australian people, in my view, when you get out of the city and stuff, they're kind of like southern kind of redneck people.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
It's called life. I looked so healthy 10 years ago. I do not look healthy now. How old are you now?
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
We do. So it's kind of cool. My new kind of main job now is getting sponsorships for these kids. And so I've been over there. I think I told y'all, didn't I tell you when I went to Ethiopia the first time and like, I saw some like, oof, man, some hard stuff, like going in some of their orphanages and stuff like that.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I was like, Ooh, man, like we, uh, we, we complain here about our system and it's not great, you know, the, but it's, it's far worse over there. Just the amount of like homeless kids in the street and stuff. Yeah. And what they do is, I didn't realize this, you get over there, there's a sniff glue, like, because it's, like, easily accessible.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
So you see, like, a lot of little kids walking around just kind of out of their... Blimey. Out of their minds, and it's, like, really hard to watch. Blimey. But that's where we come in, and we step in and help these orphan kids, and there's so many to help.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I had the black beard just like that.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
But we basically pay for their school and their groceries, and we get them to church, and we have people on our team that share Jesus with them, which is awesome. So, yeah, I'm excited to be a part of this little initiative. And we made a, I think, a cool commercial. It was kind of, I helped with the idea. But so pretty much our whole family's on it.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Kind of all the couples, me, Jess, Jace, Missy, Willie, Corey, Alisa, and some of you guys we filmed today. And so when y'all watch this podcast, I ask that you check out that video. I think it's really cool.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
He's gaining on you. Maybe I'm doing this to show you, if you wouldn't have made some changes, you would be like.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
40 bucks a month and you can really help a child. I'm always like, man, I sponsor eight kids, but I'm like, I get this quite a bit, but I'm like, man, just skip a few meals a month. I need to be skipping meals anyway.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Nowadays, like even Taco Bell. That's what I'm saying.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
That's right. Yep. And I'm going in September. So I'm excited. Uh, we've been doing a lot of cool new stuff with like, uh, Tim Tebow's a big, uh, helps with us, uh, with some of our homes over there. We have a boy's home now because we have a couple of girls homes and, uh, and that's more intensive. Like we have counselors for them and we, uh,
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
And they go to school and like they kind of have their own kind of kids. We couldn't get you reunified because we always try that, like try to find them. If they're an orphan or whatever, like try to find an aunt or uncle, somebody that can help them. And so we do that first. But if not, we have these homes and stuff. We can take them in and they're just sweetest kids, man.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Uh, need sponsored. I mean, it's, it's hundreds. So, and we're kind of, we, you know, we, it's kind of an urgent thing. So that's why we're kind of doing this is like, we've had some sponsorships drop off, which stinks because it's like, you know, this kid was like really flourishing. Yeah. And then if they don't get that money, you know, they're back to hard, hard living.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
So we want to try to make sure those ones, I mean, we've gotten almost all of them. There was like a goal of 50 and we're like, we have like 40 out of 50. So. we almost have all those kids back taken care of. So yeah, man, I love it. It's a, it's really cool, man. You meet these kids and their caretakers and they're so grateful.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I mean, you know, they have nothing over there and they're so happy for the little they have. It's really cool. So,
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Yeah, you go to allgodschildren.org slash sponsorship. And like you said, we always ask people like prayerfully consider, like, you know, just pray about it and the Lord will tell you what to do or not. But it is rewarding. And we do have, you know, you get stuff from these kids, like you get checkups and like what's going on in their lives and they... Send you pictures and stuff like that.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
So you kind of know where they're at. So it's pretty cool.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
It's cool because like out of my eight kids, I've been doing it for six or seven. seven years. Um, like two of my kids have went on to graduate high school and they're in college. Like they, they've made it past the, you know, they're, they're doing okay. Now they have a job and they're going to school.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
So, uh, they eventually can get out where they don't need a sponsorship, but you know, when they're younger, especially when they don't have family. So,
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Well, that's what got me into the whole ministry was going to Wives Free Road. We went to, I went to Dominican with actually with Corey. I think Sadie was there, not Willie. And then we were doing like a VBS thing with these kids. And what got me was they, we brought them some toys and stuff and they were like, oh, cool.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
And then we got them like, like just like tighty whities and little white shirts, like little Hanes, but they had never had like new underwear and like a t-shirt. They all cried. And I was like, we were all crying. Like, oh my gosh, like, That meant a lot to them. Just a little something.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Hey, where are you? You know, what's funny is though, people that do sponsor and usually get people that do kind of bigger, you know, gifts or whatever I will call. And so, um, shout out. I called this lady the other day. She was super cool. And she was like, Oh, I'll sponsor some kids right now. I was like, heck yeah. So she's on her computer and we're talking about it.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
And she goes, Hey, can I text you, um, what I like to do for fun? And I was like, what does that involve? And she was like, yeah, she was like, she was like, what I, what I do hunting wise. And I'm like, Oh, well, heck yeah. Well, yeah, for sure. And this lady sent me, I need to look it up and show y'all. Um, she kills deer, uh, with a spear out of a tree stand.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
No, up in like Wisconsin or Michigan, wherever she's from. No, this lady's legit.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I was like, this ain't like throwing, you know, getting those. Hey, that's 15 yards or less, probably. I was impressed. I was like, that thing's got a big old spear tip on it. Like, look at that thing.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Did you really? I had hernia surgery before I was 16. Did it help? Uh, out of work. I was so scared. So here's, it's kind of a funny story. Uh, I was playing basketball at the time. Thought I was really good. And, uh, And I was like, oh my gosh, like down in the nethers, there was a bulge coming out. From somewhere that ain't ever bulged. That's right.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
You're right, Perry Mason.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
And I assumed, I was like, I got cancer. Like, do you know what I'm saying? Like-
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I wouldn't tell anybody because I was so scared. And then it kept getting worse. So what I didn't realize if you had a hernia, that whatever that tear is in your muscle fiber, whatever, it just keeps getting bigger and stuff keeps coming out. And so it got to a point where it was like I would get up and it was like this big bulge. I'd be like, oh, and it hurts so bad. And I'd be like, oh, my gosh.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
and then finally so i can't hold it together over there finally uh i don't i'm like how detailed should i get in this story i told some i may have been my girlfriend at the time uh what i was like look you can't hide it i got a big problem here and she was like you gotta go to the doctor and i was like no but if i got cancer i'm gonna die and i don't want to i don't want to know that i'm gonna die spread is that what happened hunter just yelled that's exactly what happened
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Deadlifts, okay. Hunter works out. Hunter lifts weights. And that might have been how I got it initially was weightlifting for about, because we were lifting weights. And then the doctor was like, he was this old man who,
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I think my dad told me to go see, which is weird, because... But this guy was... I go in there, I'll never forget, he said, I got a... And this is what he said, sorry if this is a little graphic.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
But he's like, I'm going to have to... I probably shouldn't say that. I'll have to check your back end and your front end. That's basically how he put it. Okay. And he was more colorful, and I thought, oh, and that's another. You're 16. You're like, oh, no. Yeah, time out. I didn't sign up for this. What are we doing here? Why are you checking the back? Obviously, the problem's in the front.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Right off the bat, he looked. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got a hernia, son? Yeah, we're going to have to do surgery. And I was like, oh. And it was before they did. I don't know what happened to you, but, like, I have a big scar, like a humdinger. You got a pretty big scar. Okay.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Yes. Yep. Winston is three months old now. Okay.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
You're comparing scars. So mine was a little lower in the region, but, yeah, it's still numb to this day. Really? Like, weirdly, it feels weird. Okay.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I really went downhill. Grandpa.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Well, good luck, buddy. I hope you don't get it. Just be safe. I see you working out a lot.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
pow now did phil come help you put your pants back on after surgery no because hunter's dad did no i remember showing up after i had surgery and i was like barely getting along and he just started dying laughing he's yeah yep his gut done ripped on him it happens who's that phil
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Yeah, you're being hard on yourself. Maybe I am. You look fine.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Honestly, it was the only thing I had clean. I was a big flannel guy.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I was going through my laundry before I got up here.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Not including farm animals. Six.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Just four. Some of those are debos that come slinky around my eyes.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
So what about the chickens? You don't have them anymore? No, I do. We've got like 11.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I know. We need something.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Is this like... I'm really not sure about that.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
They're never in the way. I pretty much live in a ditch, so it's really hard to park. And, yeah, it's a problem.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Spy cam. Okay, so we got a new grandbaby. So part of their problem is my daughter wants to stay. She's like, oh, I just want to stay here tonight. And she'll sleep in my bed, in my spot, with the baby in the middle between. And Jess loves it. Jess is like, oh, yeah, I want to sleep with the baby. Oh, yeah, see your mama all over again.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
So there's a lot of nights I'm just on the couch while my daughter and grandbaby's in my bed.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
You got to check them out. It's a problem at times for me.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I just show up at my parents' house all the time for groceries. Well, right. And that's just fair. I don't mind them stopping over for groceries. Hey, Kudo, I love it. Then you start sleeping in my bed, then there's problems.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Oh, marrying your kids, getting married? To me, honestly, it was just the first one that was hard. But yours are boys, right?
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
Jeff, did you cry? So here's what happened to me. I was 100% fine. Never thought about it. Oh, we're good. We're good. We got married. They got, we got married. They got married. We all got married. Don't hide that. You did it right. We got married.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
We were at Jace's old home in Monroe, his little wedding venue thing. And I was totally fine. And then we walked down getting ready for me to walk her down the aisle. And dude, I just like, I didn't talk. Like, I was just like, oh. I was stuck. And I didn't think I could walk down. I was like, I looked at her like, I'm done. You're on your own. And she was like, she freaked out.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
I lost control. I had no foreign substance in my body, but I lost control of it, which is weird.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
I didn't know what today was going to hold.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
Y'all had to be two out of the three.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
Because they're mice.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
Willie had a radio show. Forget podcast. Willie was on talk radio. Willie Robertson's Wild Lies.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
It was me and you like every Tuesday. Do you know why he tried?
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
A quick math of a thousand hours divided. How many days? That is 41 days.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
Straight. And nights.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
No, it's for real. Maybe he has a retention problem. He learns in the moment. No, it ain't a retention problem.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
Just make sure you got that steroid cream.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
So what happens if you dig it up and you just put it in your pocket? They'll put you in jail.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
Yeah, what's even cooler is now they got a little button that says buy now. You don't even have to add it to cart. It just does it for you. That's okay. I don't even know what they're talking about. Do you, son?
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
It's 2025, though. They'll bring that stuff to you.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
He never even went in?
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
No, he'd sit in the truck.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
I would say if Phil... Because Phil, probably when he went grocery shopping, they probably didn't have carts yet. It was just...
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
Yeah, and I spent the last weekend in Nashville, too, and there were a lot.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
of people that come up so we're praying for phil praying for phil so they're still at it and we are all appreciative of it and also thank y'all for taking y'all's time to come in and sit down and chat with us yeah you're always welcome here we're not ever really gonna ask did jay's tell you it was his day off i mean i feel like i'm gonna have to
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
Yeah. And we do always close with a verse. I actually want to take this one.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
Can somebody bring a boy around for us? In honor of Phil, you gotta eat.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
He's going to lose it to you in a poker game. What is he going to do?
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
You'd hate to screw it up, wouldn't you?
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
Yeah, but you can't draw it.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
It's very different. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
That's right. You can even get Queens Kings, Split Kings, Cow Kings, Roman Kings. No, I don't know. I'm just making up Kings now.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
y'all know we've been on here a lot the pillows fantastic the robes phenomenal oh hey excellent that's what i'm talking about the sheets sheets top notch slippers sleeping on clouds number one cause of dry skin yeah number one cause dry skin my pillow towels they're so good they still even got a phone number where you can call and order that's what i'm talking about america baby Thank you.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
Ain't none of y'all ever been known for saying a blank yes to anything.
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Willie & Jase Find Joy in Tough Times with Phil & Miss Kay’s Health Struggles
Hard to believe it only took 424 of them to get them here together. That's it.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
You just talked about changing of address. I just had the weirdest thought.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
How would you have liked to have been in heaven when Jesus walked up to Uncle Joe and says, hey, let me show you to your room? Yeah, right this way.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Yeah, not going to. That's what I'm not going to do. Why they've got them things set on one end and the other end, I'll never know.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
First time that we had a Make-A-Wish, he had come up here. If you have never went through that, either you got a good relationship with your family, I should say a close relationship with your family, and a close relationship with God Almighty and His Son and the Holy Spirit. If you don't have them two, what do you do when something hits you like this? Who do you turn to?
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
You know what I mean? That's why I always tell, because me and my mother, okay, I'm a baby boy, okay? Mama's boy. Mama's boy. Praise God. Okay, and proud of it. Yeah. I used to ask me, what are you going to do when she dies?
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Well, see, I thought it was going to be to me.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
But because of what faith I have and who I have it in, I said, well, guys, here's something that I live with and I believe it wholeheartedly. I know where she went. I know who she's with. And I know that she's surrounded by people that love her. And we get there. We get to go there. And hey, here's the best line. And I will see her again. Amen, buddy.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Yeah. Because there's a lot of people who's looking. Okay, it was recorded in the Bible. Let me go back to them. And God said, no, I've already sent them the prophets. Yeah. I've already sent messengers.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
It wouldn't help them. It wouldn't help them. If you went back, it wouldn't help them. Nope. They're going to have to put their faith in something.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
And the best part of that is he did it and he's told me, I will do it for you too. Uncle Joe right now is there, okay? He knows stuff that we can only think we know.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
The most important thing is he's got a glorified body just like our Lord and Savior.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Come on in, boys. Jason preached yesterday, and right at the end of it, when he said he gave the invitation, I stood up, and I just, before I was walking out, I said, hey, he's telling you, come to Jesus, boys. It's that time.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Oh, I did. Yeah, Jason said, hey, thanks a lot. He just walked me over, because people don't understand. The invitation, okay, that's Jesus Christ talking to you.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
They sing a song, and I love it. I know your name. Jesus knows your name. Yeah. And, hey, when you hear somebody speaking about him, when they offer the invitation, it's Jesus' time to call you home. Amen. Okay. That's what it is, man. You don't know when it's going to be. And look, hey, life is short. You're not promised the next second, okay?
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
I don't know if I'll put it on my headstone, but I always think about this. Don't stand here and weep for me over my grave. No, we going to sing. I ain't there. No, we going to sing. Yeah. I ain't there. Yeah. Okay.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Yeah, if you leave this earth, okay, and then people, you know, if they say anything, it's got to be good. Yeah. Uncle Joe was one that had the reputation. It was all good. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Oh, no. That's what I told a buddy of mine.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
You know, if it didn't, then... Just think of somebody that's never loved anybody.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
It's better to have loved than have never loved.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
I don't have to ask any more questions. Don't worry about it.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
That's the most important, because I was going to say, okay, he called him home.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
it's a lot easier when you may not know why okay because hey like jd said and i agree with you the woman you're talking about i think uh john paul is a better name than john john paul hey i'm serious i can't go back in that grocery store for maybe ever but when i do i'm going to hug yeah you're going to do online up there man you ain't gonna be able to walk back in that joint
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Okay. I would feel that. Yeah. I might be wrong, but I seriously doubt it. I could be wrong, but I'm a Robertson.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Exactly, because Jesus cried. That a man can't cry. Yeah. That's bull.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
My question to that is a microplastic, you can't see it.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
No, no, that's why when I preach and the guy leaves me with this, he's fixing to leave or she's going to leave. They'll say, well, I just can't see it. It's God you're always talking about. And I said, wait a minute. I said, remember the questions I asked you. Where did all this beauty come from?
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
The birds, all the different colored birds, the fish, all the different colored fish, all this stuff that you can see, you got to ask yourself a couple simple questions. Where did it come from?
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
I accept it, and then all you got to do is, okay, keep your eyes on him and keep trying.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Hey, get back up. Dust it up. Let's go.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Well, no, no, because, hey, look, when he came to Jesus, let me tell you, when he came to Jesus, he actually said that, just told it, and said, hey, look, what do you mean, be good? I've never been good.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
I got a good chocolate. Hey, you got to love that man.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
That's an honor tribute to the man.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
That all these people come, okay, to say goodbye.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
That's why I always liked whenever we was having family reunions. All the cousins and everybody got together and sit, get on your knees and sit down and listen to them all tell the stories about what went on, what happened, you know. It's out of this world.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
And the best thing about it is, hey, if you find him, you'll never be alone again.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Was there a lot of stories about him?
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Well, I've went to one, like, you know, one of my aunts, you know, and she was a hoot now, I'm telling you. Our Aunt Marisette. When she died, you know, everybody around there told stories. But that was the best going-away story of a loved one that I've ever been to. Okay. It's because like you said, they celebrated who she was.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Well, I apologize because I didn't know. No, you didn't, man.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
They asked me in the military would I want to be in the burials of veterans. And I said, no, I can't do it because I'm afraid I'd embarrass the family. I'm too emotional.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
And I ain't like the people that come up with this.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
That's right. Now just talk your head off.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Yeah. That's why most people going religious, why most people ask, well, you know, what do I need to do? And Phil gave them the best advice I've ever heard. You don't have to do something big. Yeah. Your uncle touched thousands.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
He ran the grocery store in town.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Oh, yeah. That'll be good for him.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Well, that's why the suppressors they put on high-powered rifles is really nice.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
And you can get very far if you've got kids.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
I think he's open to either one. He wants to keep it? No, he said it was 50-50, so he wasn't going to mess with it. 50-50. That's what he said. Really? Yeah, it's 50-50.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Yep. Is she coming back? Oh, she done got her a man. She got her a man.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
That's what I'm talking about.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Congratulations, you good-looking thank you. That's what I was waiting for. There it is.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Yeah, it's... Well... I'm with you. I like to get off of work
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
He looked like a Shane. Shane, you got a queen. You better treat her right, buddy.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
I just saw Jace. I ain't done nothing to Jace.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
He knows the area. It ain't no telling what you're going to see, okay? Do you often go out shooting? Well, I don't know. Well, there's a lot of shots fired down there in that area. No, I'm serious.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
We're going to go. It's a good nickname, I'm telling you.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Well, the other argument. Hey, and here's the deal, okay? They never had to say, oh, we can't do anything. We ain't got any reach.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
That's interesting. No, no, Jace gave him that, I'll tell you.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Oh, ain't no doubt about it, J. Rock.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
They said, hey, you need to get up.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
None of us ever wake him up. Phil already done told them. Don't mess with him. Do not mess with him.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
That's what I'm saying. I love coming in here and talking to y'all. If nobody messes with you, they don't care nothing about you.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
I had like a two-hour layover. No, it was four-hour. I had a four-hour layover in Dallas.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
No, no. I gave a four-hour concert for the people.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
That's tight. That's tight. That's tight. That's sick, bro.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
I like that. Lulu. Lulu's a good one.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
I was the only one that could hear the music. I had phones, earphones on. But I gave them a four-hour concert, and they filmed it. That's big time. It went viral.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
I had to slow it down a little.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Get yourself some fruit tree, boys.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
No, that's not true. They're close to a crappie, okay, for forest flavor and the meat. It's white, y'all.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Flaky. Okay, so they're very close. My father said that's the best eating fish he's ever had. Walleye? Walleye. Yeah, I've heard that a lot. But Neil tells me it's true. That has a lot to do with the people that actually catch it. And how it's prepared. And prepared. Okay, they did.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Because I've had males that, you know, I'll give you an example, the axis deer.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
He's good. That's the best mate it is, deer mate. Well, I've had it, and it was pitiful.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
But the guy that done it didn't know what he was doing.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Pitiful. That's just the truth. Well. Okay. If you got a person that knows what he's doing with it, cleans it properly, and then fries it like it's supposed to be fried. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's true.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Yes, he grabbed me. I was going through and going toward the plane. And she said, hey, where are you going?
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
The flavor is different. As someone who's eaten so much fish, I've never considered that. Walleye and crappie, okay, if you was actually to put them together... And if you know what you're doing, you would probably have a hard time picking which is which.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
I caught a bunch of what are called shiners.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Where are you going? I said, hey. The door ain't closed.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
I did. I hook you between the eyes.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Yeah. I thought that was a... I can't even think of it. Cucumber? Pickles, yeah, cucumber.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
And then we showed it to the lady and said, hey, why are you sitting here and lying to me, woman? Ooh. The door's open. Let me go down there and get on a stupid plane.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Okay, so that's why I've got them two stupid things stuck on my bulletin board.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
No, it's okra. Yeah, I was wondering where they come from, and I was saying.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Yeah, and now I find out, well, you used to eat okra.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Walleye, copy, however you want. You can either have it boiled or fried. I prefer fried. It's real good in peas.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Phil goes overboard with it.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Oh, yeah. All right. We'll see y'all next time.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Most of the time, I give them a break and don't say nothing.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
All that is boiled down to is lazy. Too lazy to set the clock. I'm serious.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Well, no, my watch don't. Well, that's right. That ain't a smart watch. One on my wall don't. Okay, I got a lot of them that don't set.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Time changes so slowly. My truck does normally reset.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
We went out from church, and I get in and turn the radio on, and it
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
I'm talking about, what in the world? And Phillip said, hey, what? I said, yo, and then you heard. Then you heard. I said, hey, somebody's locked in the stupid back row.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Yeah, because we thought we had somebody that crawled in there and got locked in there.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
No, it was a stupid speaker.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Because look, one day I went somewhere. Look, I come out.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Yeah, and I hit the release button for the truck to unlock. When the step come out, I stepped up on it. And then when I stepped up on it, I haven't touched nothing else. And I hear pow. And I mean, it's like a .22 rifle. All I hear is pow, y'all. So I get in and turn the ignition. It starts and everything's all right. But it's like all of a sudden just pow, boom. Hmm. Static. Well, Johnny Deacon.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
I figured, you know, Phil said, finance it. He said, you speak blue.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Oh, that's always a good reason.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Have you shot it yet? Carter's got a gun.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
Just the amber type, amber type. Oh, yeah. Single shot. Yeah, you open it up. Okay, yeah.
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Uncle Si Scares Jase Robertson Away from Surprise Visits
What the heck? My first shotgun.
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Uncle Si's Hardest Struggle with 'Duck Dynasty' Fame
Go ahead. Hey, Duck Hall Room. It's Lance from... Texas. I just have one question. Would you rather fight a bear-sized duck... Or 100 duck-sized bears? Let me know. I love you guys. Enjoy the podcast. Have a good one. God bless.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
Welcome back to the DuckTallroom ladies and gentlemen we are here we are um yeah it's the winter we got the holiday season is all around us and man hope you guys are having a good holiday season so far hope you're getting ready for Christmas and all the things that go along with that Christmas time is here. Oh, that reminds me.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
I just don't understand how that stuff's going on.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
20 years ago. CR. CR? That's incredible, though, that we're there.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
37,000 churches? Yeah, so quite a few people. Six million. That's pretty impressive. And that's not six million lives that have been touched because then you extrapolate from that.
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I give you that where he's hugging him. So he finally hugged and kissed Santa Claus. But yeah, it was just it was very strange because. Man, I would have pegged Waylon for that one and not, yeah, not Jackson. But Waylon just went to him. He was like, oh, if this man's giving out cars. I'm in. I'm in. Yeah. If he's giving out cars that make noises, I'm in on that. So, no, that was fun, man.
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I don't know if he told you that part, but I could, I could see the look on big day's face too. He's sitting there taking it all in. Oh yeah. That's my brother. Oh, For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
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And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy.
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That's right. You can even get Queens, Kings, Split Kings, Cow Kings, Roman Kings. No, I don't know. I'm just making up Kings now. Canadian Kings. Yeah. Any size, any color, just $49.98. Order now because when they're gone, they're gone. And also for a limited time, when your order is over $100, you will receive $100 in free digital gifts.
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y'all know we've been on here a lot the pillows fantastic the robes phenomenal oh hey excellent that's what i'm talking about the sheets sheets top notch slippers sleeping on clouds number one cause of dry skin yeah number one cause dry skin my pillow towels they're so good they still even got a phone number where you can call and order that's what i'm talking about america baby Thank you.
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I think you found a guest speaker.
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it's fun and we're gonna have christmas here at duck commander too so i'm gonna bring them up here where we have a santa claus and you know who you should get i do know who i should get i should get our guest that's coming on here in a little bit mr mac owen johnny d's my uncle bonafide santa bonaf a card carrying member of the american santa claus association i don't know if that's what it's even called like nailed it the real bearded american santa claus association really
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I mean, one day you may look up and you'll be a mall Santa.
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But you got to have the hair, too, because he's got the perfect Santa hair. Yours is straight. It don't have. That's only given to a few people. I'm serious. Because most people don't know what to do with it.
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I would hope that that would be a prerequisite in today's society.
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But did they look BC? I was kind of concerned.
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Yeah, you go past that. I ain't ever qualified for nothing.
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Now, I mean, I feel like I have to fly the boys to a mall in Denver so that they could sit in Mac's lap.
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Mac, do you have a rate? Can we book you?
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Friends and family rate, you know? Okay.
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He doesn't do the mall. No, he's coming to Duck Commander on December the 14th. Yeah. What? It's the same one we had for Duck Dynasty that time when we did that, right?
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He said, y'all are in a hurry. Santa Claus is not here. I just didn't know that there was a whole recruitment process. Like, did somebody submit a headshot of you or something?
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And without having some help from your friends, right? Yeah. You need people to stand in the gap while you're finishing up the toys and doing all the things.
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But you can use code MAC10 to save 10% off of your... Oh, man. Well, Mike, thank you so much for joining us today. It is always our pleasure.
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Yeah, there's a bunch of them. But if you have one that's on your heart, on your mind, we would love for you to close us out with a verse for all of our listeners. And please...
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um when you come back post is this your inaugural santa season it is okay when you when you come back post santa season i i want to know okay i i just i we're gonna need an update and i'm sure mary will send some pictures and stuff too okay yeah sister mary you just send them all okay
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Oh, Mac is awesome. Mac is goals, right? Yeah. I mean, minus the BC part. I mean, I'm glad. No, that is. Well, no. But it wouldn't be this part without that part, too. So, like, you know, Mac is.
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Yeah, that's right. Agreed. The jolliest man on earth. Agreed, yeah.
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Yeah. That's bull. I'm too far gone.
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Cause I think Mac would tell you too. Ain't nobody been further gone than he was.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
Oh yeah. Yeah. He's been extremely transparent and all the duck blind conversations and everything through the years and all the celebrate recovery stuff he does. Uh, there, you would be struggle to find somebody as lost as Mr. Owen was. Um, you know, so that Mac is cool. And now he, Spreads joy through Celebrate Recovery and via the Denver Mall.
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Because I don't know this, because this is either going one way or the other, and I don't really know.
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Yeah. I mean, that can't be trash. I was just trying to think of something where adults are going anyway. I was trying to think of something to not make it inconvenient. Oh, y'all 15. Y'all go see Moana too. That'd be tight. Yeah. What are you laughing at? Hunter's already seen it. They're from Evansville.
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Oh, yeah. They got to be Baptist. Hey, we were good dancers. Can Baptist dance? Stop laughing, Hunter.
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Well, you don't have to ask the question. Just ask her if she wants to go eat pizza. If she says no... If she says no to pizza, you run anyway. Yeah, you got to go, man. Like, that ain't okay.
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Oh, he said, Miss Davis, will you go prom with me? Is that the teacher?
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Yeah. No, that is cool. He's helping out Santa Claus this year. That is a cool.
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what's her name saying it oh why not she's a local i see her kids go to school with my kids be weird that is weird that's a tough yeah you're already in trouble with school anyway hunter i needed to put a pin in something here um the girls that told you no did you see them at prom since you in fact went
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it's got only weirdly quiet one of them only one okay so one wasn't going so that's not as bad and one just didn't want to go with you one didn't want to go with maybe she was already going like in fairness on the one that you asked and said no was that like i'm just gonna shoot my shot here
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I am 24. You're a long way removed from prom, so why y'all still talking?
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No, it's not. You got to get better friends.
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Really? Hey, all right. You know what's about a Christmas light?
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Can we say something, though, about all the email we get? Hunter. Hunter ain't scared, y'all.
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I got questions. Is that you? That's Phil. Oh, wow. Who are the two ladies? It's not Christine and it's not Alicia, so I got a question.
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I live by the motto, period, in life. The worst thing they can say. Is no. Is no. And slap you. Move on.
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Yeah. Look at Hunter. Hunter's going back to prom. Hunter, are you taking a sign with you tomorrow? Do not. Please don't.
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No, you shouldn't. That's why we're here, Hunter.
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She said no because of the sign. No, because then that's going to later think, oh, my God, he remembered.
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oh look at hunter see how far you make it down i wish we had a hunter camp ladies and gentlemen hunter is the shade of red well good for you buddy am i really i'm happy for you man just get right back in the saddle big dog christmas lights he didn't get right back in the saddle i didn't want to i've been broken up with for a good month but my friends were like there's this girl that you still got your own place like hey you got a lot of things going for you big dog
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I love it. No, that's awesome. Hey, but wait till after Christmas. You ain't got to get no gift. No, that's just cheap me talking. I'm sorry. That's just cheap me talking. I'm sorry. That's the difference.
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Be frugal. Be frugal. A little bit of frugalness go a long, long way. That's fantastic. But preacher's kids, where do they go? Oh, we send them to eat pizza. Okay.
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I don't know much about Evansville, Indiana, other than I tried to fly in there one time, which was next to impossible.
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Yeah. It's pretty small. It's right across the river from Louisville. No, not Louisville.
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Yeah. Oh, go to the zoo. In the winter? Yeah.
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Ain't it cold, though? I ain't trying to walk around and look at them animals being cold.
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Yeah, because they're not burning up. Okay. And the baking in the sun. There you go.
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So rude. That river's a tough place to fish, man. You read everything about it. That place is hard to catch one, Ohio River. Like the Washtenaw. Yeah, like the Washtenaw. Well, Washtenaw just ain't got no water in it. Ugh. That's neither here nor there. How you doing now that that tournament's been canceled? That's kind of a toughie, ain't it, for y'all?
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300 boats were coming to fish Washtenaw River, then they moved it. Because the Corps of Engineers.
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Jerks. All he got was his book from the book fair.
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Yeah, from out of town. We're good. Oh, man.
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Yeah, well, that's a big deal, not even just for y'all, for this whole town. So that's what really sucks about it. Local economy could have really grabbed a boost here right at the holiday season. Big good people eating out, hotels full, all the things.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
all the things but uh you know hey whatever happens happens for a reason so the good lord didn't want it to happen for now we'll we'll readjust whatever that is that's um yeah interesting man all the yeah i'm still stuck on mac being mall santa too if i'm being honest it's
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I walked in the morning. Me and Big Dave just sat down and started chatting. He was standing up. He pulled up a chair. I said, well, I reckon I'll sit here with him. And we waited on Johnny D to get to work. Yep. He wasn't that far behind me, though. It was good. I found a new line that I told him I was going to steal. Oh, no.
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Elf, why are you mad? I wasn't feeling good that day. Si, you do know that there's a book out there that exists. It's called, like, Uncle Si the Christmas Elf, right? Yeah. That's it.
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Somebody tells you something you don't want to do, Big Dave looked at him and said, I'd rather have polio.
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Yeah. Then it's going to come back on him.
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Awful. But it's such an old disease. Most people these days don't even know what you're talking about.
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Mm-hmm. Good for us. Didn't we eradicate that one? Way to go, America and the world. Yeah, we eradicated him. You're going to talk about a good time to be alive. I don't think he's a thing anymore. But maybe.
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Were you the age where they just walked around school and gave you that shot or whatever?
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Yeah, like a little circle. Some people say they still got the little circle in there.
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In the school building? Yeah, you get that in school. Like you walked up to the schoolhouse and they pop.
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you'll have it forever yeah that's interesting that's one of them weird facts you remember i don't have that oh they start walking around with needles in my school i'm leaving school hey don't worry they wouldn't let y'all dance chance of needles coming through there still can't dance either oh they still is that why they have silent disco or whatever it's called
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We should try it. Is that better for you? I like it. Just playing over the speakers or?
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
You look like Uncle Si the IRS Elf or something. I mean, like, your taxes are past due or something. I don't even know what to think. I've never seen that. You must have just woke up. That's what it looks like.
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Ah. That's what I want to do. And the teachers know that you're preoccupied. Yeah. Right. Silent discos. It's a thought. Silent disco. And y'all, are they like Bluetoothable headphones? I guess.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
So this is a business. This is a business going around doing silent disco. Silent disco business. Everybody knows about it.
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Well, there you go, folks. You never know what you're going to hear on this deal, but that's what you got today. Johnny D, you got a Bible verse you want? Mac already sent us out with one. Oh, did he? Yeah. Yeah. I forgot. What was it?
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We'll see y'all next time. We're out.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
Yeah, because I know it's not his heart was too small.
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So we had a very special guest stop by the house the other day for the boys. I'm texting this to Johnny D. And... Boom.
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and his head might not be screwed on the hat might be too tight a hat yeah something so you was he ain't liking something so i was in a picture with two females he ain't smiling and he ain't got his arm around now you're right that's unusual that is wild yeah that might be the problem yeah you just woke up and you're wearing candy cane pants that's right they aren't really that tight though they look kind of cozy were they comfortable
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yeah yeah yeah i mean you still got him i hope so he is wearing the all-new duck commander socks today look i gave that man two pairs of socks that day you thought he won the moon so we got them duck commander socks back it's the way into size heart socks socks yeah absolutely he didn't even have to got a lot of the old duck commander socks i got two pair of the green ones that i wear hunting just about every single day
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Yeah, no. No, I went with the green ones.
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Yeah, so if you think you got everything Duck Commander odds are, you probably don't because we got socks. And I order you some socks. And don't forget, add them teacups.
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Oh, happy elf. You know why? He got the microphone. Well, probably. That's what makes Si Robertson a happy elf. Give him the microphone. You over there putting him in a corner. So many shoes.
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Don't put Elfie in the corner. That is. Wait, what is, is that a palm tree? Like a blow up palm tree?
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Oh my goodness. I got way more questions than that. I will say if you hired Phil and size your Christmas entertainment, you are definitely rednecker than me. It's true. Okay, so then the real question, how was the food? Because I know they fed you. Excellent.
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Oh, it wasn't like cater. Okay, I got you. Did Cy catch a shrimp?
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It is fun. Yeah, if you get a good one, it's worth the show, man.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
When I was a kid. Like, I wanted to do it as a job. He did it. So I did it on Duck Dynasty. He did it on Duck Family Treasure.
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I love where you're going with this and I don't know where.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
At Hooters, you ain't gotta be Asian. I mean, you see where I was like, I thought you like. You gotta fit a stereotype. I thought you were gonna say big hands or like, I didn't know where we were going. Coordination. Yeah, big feet.
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That's the real one. No, this is one of Santa's helpers that spreads Christmas joy before... That looks joyful. Before Christmas Day. And my man Jackson just... Full of Christmas joy. Just struggling, man. He's struggling. No, the...
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I'm willing for it to. So you're saying like, oh boy, and the chosen has been typecast as Jesus. You're saying that hibachi chefs should be typecast. I mean, like there's a prerequisite in what you're doing.
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And I'm like, this isn't fun. So since we're going down that road. If you had to typecast a Waffle House cook, what would you go with? I could do that. You could do that. I could do that job.
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You're going to have to leave that watch at home.
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Uncle Si Comes Closer to Being Scrooge than Santa’s Elf
Yeah, I was always wondering if that's how many years they've been there or how many years they got left. On the work release. Yeah, I've never asked for the math equation.
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I love that place. Speaking of token of sobriety, we have got our good friend, an original duck man. Chip Knight. And a global leader. Universal director. Universal director of Celebrate Recovery. I agree. johnny d's uncle mac owen stopping in for the next couple of segments i hope y'all enjoy and we'll see y'all this is gonna be once mac heads out so we'll be back right after this
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Yeah. No matter what the cause is, whether you got, you know, kids or... Bills, credit card debt. Yeah. Mountains of... It's hard to find that money.
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uh the guy dressed as santa here is a very good friend family friend of ours and he does this during the holiday season for folks and every time he does when he's dressed up he calls and like hey are the boys awake we'll stop by so that's awesome he uh he dressed he was already doing another deal and he come by and uh the cars that you see them clenched so tightly in their hands is what he gave them little waylon got him an orange car and jackson got him a red car but no jackson was uh
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Amen to that. But anyway, that's fantastic. Mike, to pry in on you a little bit, what brings you to town this time, friend?
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Duck hunting? You heard the duck hunting was so good, you decided you'd come back and cook biscuits? That's exactly right.
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Let me tell you right now, if you went duck hunting with us, that's all you'd be doing is cooking fish.
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Man, he's my little socialite, but not with people in costume, apparently. The beard was too big. Yeah, I would have lost a lot of money on that interaction. I was expecting Waylon to be headed for the door and Jackson about, oh, yes, he's the opposite. Yeah. And so Jackson was like, he finally he finally broke down some trust issues and walls with him. And, you know, it just took a minute.
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I bought one raw the other day for $22.11. Yeah.
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No, hold on, hold on. I started laughing. Because we have never prepared for a single podcast in the world. And then we're like, we should bring our friend Russell in to talk about tips. And I said, it will be the first time somebody came in.
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He's studied. He's called a few other experts.
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So it's your anniversary, and you're going to have Church's Chicken.
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The etymology, he's going to know all these things.
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I once had a friend going to the Waffle House. We will not say his name, but he was how friends are in college when they show up to the Waffle House at 2 a.m., And he looked at that waitress dead in the eyes and said, I'm about to tip you $70. What kind of service are we going to get? And I was like, you are a jerk. That was so rude. And she said the same as everybody else. And he goes, huh?
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She goes, I give everybody great service. And I was like, that's a pretty good answer. Because I was embarrassed. I waited for him to go to the bathroom and he left his wallet and I paid for the meal and tipped her a hundred bucks.
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It is so hard to get my kid to eat healthy. The other two are great, but that one, he's just trying to live on waffles.
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How many years is it? What year is this? Oh, good grief.
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He's very thirsty. I drink a lot of water.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Thanks for coming on and ruining all this. No, he's a little of both, baby. Dr. Deans, baby. Yeah, he literally said, I put doctors in. They treat you better at the motels.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Have you ever been able to pull off Anniversary Church's chicken, Russell?
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
There's probably ichthyology. I was like, how do you not know the word for fishologist?
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
I thought insure with an E was that a protein shake for old people.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Well, because we got to break down what kind of barber this is. Because you might think Russell is just cutting like Cy and the old people around the honey holes here. No, he's got like.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Women pay better tips.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Not her story, but it is his. I know.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
You don't care. There you go. But there has been a study done. I fall into that category. By me personally. He's going to book a haircut today.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
I personally have done this study. In the past decade, I've spent a grand total of maybe $100 at the barbershop, and my wife has spent maybe a million. Yeah. That's rounded up probably. But women, you got to make more money cutting women's hair, huh? Yeah.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Have you seen kids these days?
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
They got blue hair, pink hair, purple hair. Yeah.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Hey, Rucker. Yo. You got any subscriptions you forgot about? Man, several. Well, at least you're honest about it because most people would say they don't have any, but we got an app that will let you know about your personal finance. Well, I use Rocket Money. Oh, well, that's why you know.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
That's more money, Martin.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
I got good stories of old men getting in fights. You got to have like... You got to have the dirt on all the way.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
And conservatives have boats on top of the water.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Well, Martin's a liberal because he drinks more water than anybody I know. That's all I drink is water. You drink so much water. Well, the problem is... Alcohol and diets and all that, that ain't good for you.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
If you're outside, you're in big trouble.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Water guy. Sparkling water.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
But I think it's just a CO2 cartridge. I tried to bring this up a second ago. And y'all can say whatever you want about Cokes being bad for you or Dr. Pepper, but that sparkling swill water that they drink in England and stuff, that is disgusting. What you talking about? Carbonated water.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
They don't even know what happened 300 years ago. I like when they're like, oh, no, the weather was doing this 300 years ago. I was like, we didn't have a weatherman. No. We didn't have nothing. Hey, tell me why you do the carbonated water. I'm trying to find it right now. You just force pressurized carbon dioxide into still water. He was right. There you go. You shouldn't call it still water.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Anyway, I'm going to be broke one day. Anyway, but that's because I did. What's funny is we brought Russell in to talk about a very important topic. Yeah. It's sweeping the nation. Yeah, it's in the news. I got a tip. It's all over. Today. You got a tip? Did you put the tip jar out? No, because I don't want to offend people, and that scares me.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Well, I'm glad to be here.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
No, not none. There's a hefty amount of acid in lemons. And look how dark it is.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Beth, do the Canadians drink carbonated water? Like when they go to the restaurant, do you have to specify which water you want? Okay, good.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
How did it get to your brain?
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
As long as there's not a spork in my head, I'm fine. Yeah.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Nah, look how good like Big Dave turned out.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
You know, there's a line I draw.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Very hard in the sand. If I come to your house and there's paper straws, we will not be friends anymore.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
But some guy, it was like 1806, he handed me two tens. He said, hey, you just keep it. And I was like, I'm not getting taxed on this $1.94. Yeah, there you go, man. Look at God. So that was my second tip I've ever got. Did you like it? I just put it in the cash register.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Paper straws are of the devil. They were tricked by Satan himself to upset us and ruin our beverages.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
That's the worst thing in the world. Yeah, that's dumb.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
He even wore a camo shirt to fit in. Look, everything fits but them glasses.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Have you watched that movie, Fly Me to the Moon? Uh-uh.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
And then they were like, well, they win. Nobody wanted to come in second?
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Pregnant women. Really? Russell has a news station that not the rest of us get. It's actually fascinating. Is it called ChatGPT? Yeah, I think he's just reading comic books and telling us his things.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
That's the kind of stuff Russell shows up. He's like, hey, man, I've been thinking about something. I really need to get your input on it. I'm like, oh, man, yeah. You've been going through something. He's like, yeah, so I was thinking about all the dollars.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Oh, boy, you're about to get Russell going.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Church buildings. Russell? You have the floor. About what? The churches?
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
I was hurt. When Alex brought in pastries for everybody, I passed. I said, uh-uh. I'm hurting. But, Russell, how much do you get tipped? Let's just get real weird, real fast.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Russell, at our church, sometimes them people's elbows don't get all the way under, and I get nervous. The way I grew up, you had to get some.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Hey, Russell, did you know baptism happens to be a thing he loves? Oh, I love it.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Hey, I do have a funny story about that real quick.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Trim it up. He's got some of this pastry still in his beard. Look at there. Praise the Lord.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
I fully agree. Verse of the day. Here's how we end it. Psalm 133.1. How good and pleasant it is when God's people live together in unity.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Amen. Whether you're baptizing forwards or backwards, just believe in Jesus is what we're asking. And tip your barber. And be sure to tip your barber.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Now, there's a few little exceptions. I didn't say give to Biden what's Biden.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
In the world. In the world.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Did you shoot them yourself? I did not. They like that shirt.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
There you go. Look at there. You know what I just learned when he walked in? He had never met Cy.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
We don't go to barbershops. I recently started going, and I never know what to do.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Pond hoppers 318 on the ground.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
But the... Bill Dance Jr. over here.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
It's not like a petting zoo on the wall.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Leave Dad out of it. Yeah. Martin, you know what I'm not? What? A sucker. And I don't want our fans to get suckered into the same old free phone game by Big Wireless. When you hear free phone, that comes with a lot of fine print, like requiring for you to sign up for four lines plus activation fees, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
This phone has virtually indestructible Gorilla Glass, which is good for me because I'm rough on equipment. And that captures beautiful wide-angle photos with next-generation camera lenses. I like taking photos, and I need a phone that takes photos for social media.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
That's important. Keeping that number in case any of my friends from high school want to call me. They don't. You're correct. Hey, but you know what I do like about these guys? They've donated 50 grand to provide scholarships to support veterans learning trades after active duty. They're helping eliminate veteran debt, and they're raising donations to end veteran suicide.
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
Where was your wife a waitress?
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When Uncle Si Spoke His Mind on Gender Roles, Things Took a Turn …
My wife was a waitress at the Red Lobster. She made way more money than me working at the grocery store.
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It's not the local worshiping place.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
If you don't really remember him, you put a description of him in the contact.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I don't know. There's just enough barges that come up that river to be real dangerous when you're rounding a curve and you face first in the one. I don't get it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Both of them. Look, so I've given you the juice.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's pretty neat. I like it. Hey, for a certain fee, maybe you ought to go to their lake and show them how to catch them on their own pond.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
But Godwin, you're now like a week retired. Do you feel any different?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Adele. Adele. that one got a little ride chuckle from uh hunter over there look at there hunter hunter tired hunter it's a monday hunter tired and he stories about hunting and fishing bore him to death ain't that right hunter hunter would you like us to go move on to loving every day so i was out with the flu and god would come in telling me his last swan song was um
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
the Christmas party, and you took your woman to the Christmas party.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
What are you saying there, cuz? I don't know. He says every time he sees me.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Did she? Yeah. What's she think of all this crew? Nothing?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh. Have you talked to her since? A few times. It's been about a month.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
No. I mean, you can show up. It probably won't change.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Hunter, spoiler alert, sounds like you got one for a retirement present. Oh, yeah.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You'll never cook bacon inside again. Did you name it Lieutenant Dan? Lieutenant Dan. Since it ain't got the legs. I will now.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Whoa, that was a bigger conversation piece than your girlfriend? Yeah.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
The day. You got somebody on that birthday week bag or birthday month?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's your only little girl. I can hear it now. But she got girl cousins. So, I mean, ain't that, you know.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
golly what are you gonna do with yourself what'd you do when you woke up this morning god when i got no well i went over to my buddy's house okay sit with him a while so are you gonna be like an old man that's at the country corner down there and eat a sausage biscuit every morning or now that you retired none of that no you're gonna get into a like a super habit my bay on the lake On the lake.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
But you guys stop and have biscuit on the way to the lake. Where you stopping?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
It's on Si's birthday every year.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
What are we doing? We're just appreciating each other.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah, it's kind of like Thanksgiving.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Or we could have Fritos. I wouldn't even put them in my top ten, I don't think. Me either. Like a regulation. You talking about like a yellow bag of Lay's?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That ain't enough in there. That's a top ten chip for sure.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Sir, those would be called scoops.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
And these are not in any order. Old Ranch Doritos. One. Old Ranch Doritos fire. There's one. Fritos. And I say Fritos. Is it all Fritos? Because I love chili cheese Fritos.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I used to live off Fritos. I know that's weird, but I love chili cheese Fritos. Yeah, or the honey. Twisted ones. I don't eat them. What? I don't care. The honey barbecue ones, I don't care for them.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
A lot. I don't know. They filled up the duck holes plus some.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
He said the one was good. Yeah. What, chili cheese? Yeah, they're good. See, I would put a Frito scoop above it for the tinsel strength. Like...
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That seems a little aggressive. It's a little aggressive. A little aggressive. Yeah. Whipped cream cheese on a chip.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'm going to buy me a salsa fire.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I might go over and get me some. The problem is you got to pay full price because you're not an employee. Boy, I know the code to get in the door. Employee discount gone.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
There is. I actually think it's better than the employee one.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
It ain't no good. But what's the liquid? Chocolate drink. It ain't no good. I think it's just chocolate and water. Is it water?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Man. The most important thing you got to do. And cheese chunks. For them to get the full experience is throw the Coca-Colas in the ice chest with the fish.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's right. They get the slime taste. I hated that. And it tastes like 1997 all over again. That's right.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I think you're really missing the boat if you take somebody fishing and don't offer them a ham sandwich. Oh, that's going to be in there. I was just making sure. Besides that. Okay.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Reese's Cups. Because why not? I mean, they got a little trash involved.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'm a man who loves being a saucer, but I ain't drinking that jelly.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
It is. Yeah. Well, that's about like Yoo-Hoo being a chocolate drink.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I've just always been confused on what Yoohoo was. Yoohoo.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Connor, when's the last time you had a Yoohoo?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I kind of want you to because I want to read the ingredients on it. Do you want me to go get one? I want to know what chocolate.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'm going to get a chocolate. Go get a Yoo-Hoo. I want to know what it is. I never had one. I really want to know what it is. Johnny D is going to be right back. But he's also going to be right back.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
My man bought two of them. Yoo-hoo. Here we go. It says shake it. That's right.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, there's, I mean, it's a whole can of it. Good source of vitamins. Why do I feel like that's not true? Put your headset on. Gosh, my.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'm so nervous. Don't you love marketing people? 99% fat and caffeine free, gluten free. Never mind the 36 grams of sugar it's got.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
i haven't had a buzzer fixing to go off oh buddy you the worst part about this is i'm logging everything i eat right now well 150 and i'm gonna have to put a half of you who martin what do you say martin it's got 0.3 milligrams of riboflavin i don't know what that is what is your your take on it martin i ain't i ain't had none yet oh yeah so good is it oh yeah good See? No. That's good. No.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah, it's because you're so miserable hunting.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
When I taste that, I'm expecting like a milk consistency, not just water.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, by the way, these suckers done got cheap. I thought a can was 12 ounces. They 11.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'm going to leave that one alone. I'm going to let that one be.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's why I was reading it. And I don't know what the definition of good is either. It's got vitamin D, calcium, iron, potassium.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yep, good for you. Good source of vitamin. 99% fat-free, caffeine-free, gluten-free. That's what you need. And overall, just not very good.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Refrigerate after opening. Is somebody really just going to go sit this back in the fridge?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, yeah, they're like, if you scan that, then you're not. You didn't care anyway. This ain't the app for you.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Guys, I don't like like chocolate supposed to be thicker than that. No matter what form it comes in.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You know what I prefer to call it? Chocolate drink? Good. Yeah, I mean, I could see where a child would like his. Like, Bobby probably likes his because he drinks a gallon of chocolate milk every other day. Good.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I mean, it's not nasty. How many points is it? It's too many. It's not. Ding, ding, ding, ding. His ticker just went off too.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah. I feel like I need to go find a cat and lick his behind. Like, it just ain't there. I wouldn't go that far.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah, I mean, you'll probably have kids. I'm more of a Powerade Zero kind of guy. Yeah.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You can guess where he's from. Alabama. Downsville.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Where's he from, Hunter? Tennessee. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right, so Si's got a headset because- Have you watched this episode?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
There you go. And also, Si is not on a cell phone. No.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
The good news is you don't look naked.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Miss Christine does have an iPhone. I only know that because she Bluetooths.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
They figured out where you's from, location, all the services.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's pretty wild, ain't it? Where's a dipstick on a Honda Fit?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I mean, where you'd imagine it would be. Yeah.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
No dipstick. So what do you do? You take it to a Toyota dealer and say, how much transmission fluid I got up in here?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
And you quit driving it like a NASCAR? I don't drive it like that all the time. Who else you got, Hunter?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah. Well, we got 50 options.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Forward-facing sonar. Oh, I went somewhere else. Okay. I got you covered. Forward-facing sonar. Okay, good. I was like, that's a pretty aggressive take.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
We play Mario Kart on New Year's Eve. That was funny when you got kids. Yeah, we play karts on New Year's Eve.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I've spent way too many hours playing that game.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
When I was younger. Me and him. I always thought I would. Did you think you were good at it?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Okay. Yeah. Next time you get a chance, hop in something called like Xbox Live or whatever the PlayStation model of that is, and when you think you're good at something, you get out there and play them boys, and you realize, yeah, I'm not that good. Nope.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I mean, it was unbelievable how good some people were.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, I mean, I was like every time I play, I shoot like 20 under, right? So you're thinking you're pretty good. No, buddy. No, them boys.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Super Nintendo Bassmasters Classic.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Boy, I bet that was a toughie.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
And you did find it on Christmas.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Brittany's like halfway through that.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Nope. I mean, there is one thing that's probably not newsworthy, but it is newsworthy. What? What is that? Well, Goblin, I figured you'd know. What? You don't know, Goblin? I don't know. Goblin, do you want to say it or do you want us to say it?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Perfect. There you go. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck. All right, Dan.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
It's kind of like Robin Hood. Not really. Reverse Robin Hood. I don't know. No, because he was never poor.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Back in the gap. Yeah, but I may not.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
But he don't like getting himself new stuff. The problem is, like, on your list of Christmas gifts for your dad, did you, like, price it at cost or at retail on how much you spent on your dad to get Christmas presents? That's the real question.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Somewhere muddy. It's muddy water around these parts. We got this winter storm. I went tipping around to the grocery store. Did you go somewhere this morning? Yeah, I went duck hunting. What? Yeah, it was terrible.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
No, I really wasn't that cold, but. It's been blowing a little bit. Yeah, it was a little breezy. But I went last night because I had to go get a couple things from the grocery store. And these people were out there acting like it was some kind of snowpocalypse. Now, I get it. We ain't really had a true cold front all winter. But, y'all.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah, that's why I said this was just a cold front. And everybody was out there. They had toilet paper stacked up, bread, milk.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Good night. Wipe your butt with it. I got a bidet.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I was just getting a couple of what I was about to cook. I wasn't there to stock up. I was just getting dinner.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Man, retirement sounds awesome. Was it good? Do you hold that handle up like this?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
He just nipping on it just a little bit.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I got to give him a little piece of it whenever he needs it. Oh, yeah. Golly. Happy retirement, Goblin.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
All my life. Goblin was a lot nicer on his retirement than Si. Goblin gave y'all a heads up, huh? Yeah, Goblin gave plenty of notice. I heard him in June. Si walked in here, threw a bag of reeds in my lap, and walked out.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah. Johnny D can now add you to the group text.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah, that's a very true story. On a Wednesday night, because he was headed to church. 100%.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah. I drove up so fast. It just didn't even make sense how fast I drove up. Yeah. Yeah.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah, I guarantee you. What are you doing over there, old man?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You are by far the longest. You've been here longer than Willie. You're the resident. Has he really? Yeah. You won't beat Willie. He's the resident. Well, I mean, if we're talking about time served, yeah, you will. But, like, we're talking about actual time in the office. Of course he will.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
The list of former Duck Commander employees group text. John Goblin, congratulations on your retirement, my friend.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever too, man.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'm 15. Oh, yeah. You can beat it. Yeah, I don't know that that's something I'm striving for. I don't think you are. Didn't really have that one on the goal calendar. Yeah, I don't think you got that on the list.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
but if i keep listening to this podcast i'll keep coming to this building i mean you know hey it is what it is um that's that's the goal the duck call room podcast just a bunch of retired guys that don't work at duck commander yeah i guess phil's got phil got goblin jace got goblin yeah how long's becky been around She was just a smidge before me. It was probably 2007, I bet.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I mean, that's technically quitting. That's like waving a white flag. I'm done. he's done and i don't disagree 25 years that's tight that's plenty i'm ready to go fishing are you well it's awful cold today well yeah you got a text message called crappie kirby i'd love to scroll goblins contacts if one of them's called crappie kirby oh yeah hey Godwin's like me.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Jordan and Angela were born here. Yeah. Right? Well, I mean, it seems like it, but. Were they before you? They come right out of college. Yeah, they were like 2006. When Buck Commander started is when Jordan. Jace Lemonick. I mean, I don't know technically from his last day to firing when he was, you know, he got fired a couple of times, so.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
He never, he just showed up the next day. Yeah, he just kept coming. He was like, hey, you're fired. And then Jordan was at work the next day, you know. So he. He said, no.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah. Yeah, he just hung around. Now he's still here thriving, you know. Interesting. We got Godwin. We'll have to have Godwin's, I don't want to call him replacement, but kid we hired because ain't nobody going to replace Godwin. We replaced Godwin with a child? Well, not replace because you can't replace Godwin. I'm surprised it took only one. Yeah.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, that's why I say this and that's why I'm not calling it a replacement. There may be more than one. So, uh, but no, the kid Cade from, uh, from sports camp. Yeah, that day he was building his own Turkey and duck calls anyway. So he's a good kid that always comes sportsman camp at Camp Chiocas. I hollered at him and say, where's he from? Florida. He moved here from Florida.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
He moved here from Florida. He is now a Louisiana resident. Today's day one for him. Yeah. Where is he? He's down at the L&M building. Down there building duck calls, I hope. Because I'm tired of sitting in there building them. I've been building them for the last month. I ain't doing it. Yeah. Don't do it, Goblin. Oh, Goblin. We're going to get like that week of rain. Goblin going to get bored.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
He slide back up here. I pay him by the hour for a couple of, you know, a few.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'll make me some money. How are you going to go from retired to working overtime? Now, this don't make no sense.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Darwin sounds like he's about to get a new start date. That's right.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
We just send them out the door. Hey, you put Godwin in charge of that shiner tank, I'm coming. I'm about to make things right. We're going to get rid of all this crap and get some big ones. Look, I've dealt with Godwin on inventory for years. I like his camp. This counts solid.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
This counts solid. It's a good thing y'all weigh them now. Because if you did it per one, you'd be in a bind. I'm going to scale a little heavy too. I've been fishing with him. I'm going to scale away a little heavy. It'll be all right.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Where are we going, Martin?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
You got to play the slow game on Martin. We're going to get him one day. Got one.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
If y'all want to know something, when the cameras are off, I'll tell you the whole spiel. It's Jesus, and then you remove distractions, and you see what happens.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Oh, this is going to be magical.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
One time somebody said, Martin, you coming on this men's retreat? He looked down and said, I'm more of a stand your ground kind of fella.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
We're going to give you a bed and everything.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Now, you know how we get them. Brittany, Brittany going to go on one of them women's retreats because last I checked, Brittany's calendar is full of women's Bible studies and everything else under the sun.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Swing by on your way home.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
There's time around the table.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
They have a Bible study and learn how to cook something that they claim is healthy, but it probably don't taste good.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
People always ask you the secret.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
When people ask me how I lost weight, I'm like, well, I'm hungry right now.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
You got to stay hungry.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Martin will retreat one day. Phillip, you'd be easy to talk into. Oh, yeah. You just need a calendar.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
You just need Si to leave you alone for a weekend. Yeah. I'm going to take Si with me.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
We'd make it work.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
When I went, I slept next to some dude with a CPAP machine that sounded like he was Darth Vader, but like...
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I have too. Si brings his with him. So we'll make it work.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I ain't kidding you though. There's this other dude. When I went on a men's retreat, they take your phones away. You don't know where you're going. And the first night I'm like, I shouldn't be here. This is not for me. I'm good with my walk with Christ. Like I might walk home, see you guys later. And I laid down and there was this dude with a ponytail, jeans, and his shoes on asleep.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
And he was snoring a noise that I still can't recreate to this day. And I was like, this is wild. But it changed my whole life, so it was worth it. There you go. I also slept two hours that night.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I'm just being honest with you, Mark.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I guess. I don't know. They took my watch. I don't know.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No watch. No, nothing. You're just out there with you and your thoughts. And it is amazing what you and your thoughts can come up with.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
You're still playing Candy Crush in a deer stand.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
What you got going on?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I've been getting emails every day. Hey. About what? Due to this trade war, prices are going up. This, that, the other. I see prices going up all day, every day. And here's a thought. Your next cell phone could cost you two to three times what they cost today. So I'm here to tell you, get your new cell phone now before the price increases take effect.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Have you seen it? It's all the rage on Elon Musk's formerly known as Twitter, now known as X. Okay. 100 men fighting. One gorilla. Bare hands. Somebody said if 100 men commit, they'd win. 100 men versus one gorilla.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Who wins in a fight?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
But if they're committed.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
As soon as he rips that first one's arm off and beats him with it. Yeah, he's like, no. It's going to be.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Do you think 100 people could kill one gorilla? 100 people.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
But you're locked in a cage.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Godwin, whose side are you on?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
It's going to have to be a large cage.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I'm going to say boredom wasn't the problem.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I'm going to just guess they were just, you know, they go to La La Land often.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I think if you got the right 100 people.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Are there 100 Navy SEALs?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, I'm not part of the equation that can beat the gorilla.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Like Jay Stone put him in a leg lock or something?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No, he'd just grab your hand and toss you.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I'm pretty sure I'm on the gorilla side, but I'm trying to come up with a hundred human beings that could do it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
But you can't. Well. You're in a WWE cage.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Your wives, son-in-law, my son, Cy, Willie, Missy, Phil.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Well, people are making lists. Like, you get Vince Wilfork, Ray Lewis, Shaquille O'Neal. No. What? Imagine being in the huddle with Ray Lewis, and he's telling you, we're going to go rip this gorilla out.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Oh goodness gracious, Martin.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Now he's doing Nestle Tollhouse commercials with my cousin.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
We're in a weird transition of all that.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I'm trying to think of what I would have done.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Well, I probably would have had one. Actually, if you would have given me like five million dollars at the age of 18.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I don't think. I've always said, I get the people. Everybody's like, how could you win the lottery and then go broke? I'd be like, because it's fun.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I would go down in the biggest blaze of glory. I would give some money to some things. No. at 18 at 18 at 35 oh at 35 i would totally do it now so i could not have to work again i would do i'd be back at work in two years but those two years would be y'all be like y'all see john david riding that giraffe he finally did what uncle si said he was gonna do i would be opening up martinguides.com
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
You'd be retired.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
It is crazy when you really consider the amount of money.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
They lippy. Carter was supposed to be born right now.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, I'm just, I know myself.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
and then i'd erect that sucker i don't go fast i went to jail again yeah i'd erect that sucker going around a bend somewhere i don't know that's one thing i wouldn't have spent any money on that would have been like you want to get a boat motor yeah i'm fine with the boat it just needs to go slow yeah well don't ride with goblin goblin goblin won't go fast i'm that i'm that weirdo that people are like hey you want to go sales and i'm like how fast do you drive your boat
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Like, get it on plane. That's the fast you need to go.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I'm in with you.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
That dude was in the car this morning waiting on everybody else to go to school. He was like, Dad, we're going to be late. Chop, chop. You're not going to be late. He goes, I'm going to get in the car. I said, well, see you this evening.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Where y'all going?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I don't want to.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I don't want to wish my life away because I'm in the prime of a lot of fun things going on. But man, just waking up in the morning, watching TV with my wife and eating toast. And I can't imagine watching TV in the morning. And then I guess I'll go fishing.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He wants to be, though. He thinks because he's bigger than a few adults we know, he's allowed to sit in the front seat now. I don't blame him.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I mean, that sounds magical. And you're going to probably give her a Godwin crappie rod for her birthday. Two of them. The man's got it figured out. Retirement sounds awesome.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
That's kind of my point. Allison got mad at me for letting him ride in the front seat. Just through town the other day, and I was like, he's bigger than some people I know that drive.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Are you on Ancestry.com?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Somebody's your fourth cousin.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Well, I'm sure they do.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Somebody from Lafayette sent in a photo of her ancestry.com, and she found a relative from here that's a fourth cousin. His name is Justin Martin, and she was wondering if it was you.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
We do all go back to Noah.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I think it's a size thing more than an age thing.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
But it leads me to my next point. Have you guys ever Googled the cast of Duck Dynasty?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No, we're not going to talk about. We on it. We're not going to talk about how I found this.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
So I don't care if you bleep all that out. We can't.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Leave all his name out and stuff. There's a guy that's in town that's mad at all the churches.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Anyways, this guy posted a picture of the Duck Dynasty cast and was basically kind of blasting them. But he just Googled Duck Dynasty cast. And there's a picture of Kay, Phil, Willie, Cy, Corey, Sadie, John Luke, Jace, Missy. Godwin. Godwin's on there. Jace is on there twice. He's such a big star. Willie's on there a couple times. Cole, Al, Rebecca, Cy. But there's also Justin Martins. Let's see.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
There he is. That's you. Remember? I've changed.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
What happened to you, Martin?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
This is not the Justin Martin I know and love from Duck Dynasty.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No, there's the dubstep guy, but the guy that's your photograph is an actor. There you go.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
We love Jay Martin. It's his Twitter name.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I've never seen any of the movies he's in.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
But I don't think I'm the target audience.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
This is the hottest room in America.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Oh, I was giggling because that dude was like, look at all these clowns from Duck Dynasty. And in the picture of you, I was just sitting there laughing my butt off. As a young, thin, African-American male. Yeah. Literally, that guy's 5'8". Yeah.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Well, and he's black.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Nothing like you.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Well, I was just thinking of the ancestry, and then I saw that picture of Martin, and I had to. But hey, you got to be careful out there. You never know who shares your name.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He will be registered when he gets out. He's an offender. I think he gets out in about seven years. I looked it up the other day. Yeah. I actually want to talk to him when he gets out. I want him to serve his time.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He needs it. He might not. I don't know what he's doing in jail. Hopefully, he turned his life around. 10 to 20, I think. In 2014, 15, from about 2012 to about 2015-
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
some old boy was causing ruckus in town mayhem if you will and his name happened to rhyme with pon david owen yeah because it was exactly the same as mine and he's like a year older than me and it was just like well and every time he'd do something people would get mad at him i had people call me saying i'm about to come whoop you for what you said to my sister i'm like Nope, wrong guy.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
This is my wife, Allison.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I'm cool. We're good. And then he would get arrested. And KTVE, you dirty dogs, literally put up a thing that said John David Owen of West Monroe. Arrested for heinous acts. Like, just straight heinous.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
What did you get? Did you get the Jay Stone special?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No, there's people called the church.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Said, did y'all see what John David did?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah. And then they were like, and I'm like, oh, no. Like, oh, they were coming for me. Somebody on there was like, I can't believe the Robertsons would hire him.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He's been in jail for a long time. Makes me feel bad.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Philip McMillan Duck Dynasty shows up first. There you go. Hold up. I got another Philip McMillan.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No. Dang. It's actually a guy from LinkedIn that works for the Convoy of Hope.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
The Brad McNeely special.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Hunter Jones. Okay. Oh, that's the most. I know.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He's an ice hockey player.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He's a pitcher. Is he witty?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
There's a local runner.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He laughed. The sad part is it just shows a bunch of athletic people. Yeah. No farmers. So it's not him. No farmers, no gamers. There's even one athletic girl. Oh, wow.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, there's a lot of Hunter Jones out there.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
There you go. Hunter just had a heart attack. That was the best Cy impression I've seen in years.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
What a great name, first off.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Summer Knight. You sound magical.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I mean, I bet that was a fun name in high school. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I have a different opinion than cool and awesome. It's fantastic. Yeah. But, ma'am, welcome to our demographic. You named your child Talladega Knight, and then you expect us to one-up that with a crazier name?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
My buddy Brad, not the owner of Iron Cactus Brad, but my buddy Brad, what's his business's name? Brad, I'm sorry. Call me if you ever need a port-a-potty. I'll put you in touch with Brad. He's awesome. Can't remember the name of it, though. But he would always go to Iron Cactus, and he would order nachos and french fries and then just dump the plate over.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
What's the craziest name you guys have ever heard? My kid's name's Talladega Knight.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, you win. Congratulations, Summer.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I just Googled Talladega Nights. She doesn't come up.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
That kid's too young. I want to talk to Summer.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
We'll leave her voicemail and invite her on the show. Call her, Hunter. Put it on Bluetooth and call her. I need to talk to this woman.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I was literally trying to rack my mind around the craziest name I've ever heard.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
um summer this is john david from the duck call room podcast there's a guy room there's goblin martin's here um i'm here we need to see a birth certificate of talladega we sure do that was awesome hey summer tally um so you're invited we're recording right now also you hit us with the ignore button so yeah oh yeah that was a that was a quick decline oh yeah call back work yeah we got yeah all right summer she's probably a brain surgeon ask for philip not these other guys
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
i don't know what that was that goodbye oh okay uh anyway that really matches up with an email i got though i'm not gonna well we can't top that you can't yeah i don't know how to answer your question but i think that was a little bit braggy oh that was like hey what's the craziest name y'all ever heard of yeah here's my crazy name and i mean i hope matt light our good friend matt light has a child and names it bush
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I think he's probably done having kids, though. Anyway. Maybe. Two years ago, I put a picture up on the screen of a fan of ours named River. River. It was her second birthday.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Now she's four. And for her fourth birthday, she ran it back. Bucky's birthday cake.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
And then Brad, the owner, was like, that should just be a menu item. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Our fans have Bucky's birthday parties and are named Talladega Night, and I couldn't be happier about it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Hunter's going to name his kid Fruit Loop. He likes the cereal.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
What are you talking about? I don't know how to return from Talladega night.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
And a child named after it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
That's probably not true.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
But there's not many Bristol Tennessees.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
That kid's name is Talladega Knight. I love it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Oh, that's a good point.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
You know, I always try and figure out.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
A Bible verse to go with what we're talking about.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No, I'm going back to the 100 people versus a gorilla.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Philippians 4.13, I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. But that does not mean you can go do something stupid and expect a gorilla not to rip your arm off.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Oh, that was a good one. Yeah, there you go. Well, now the one wasn't left. That gorilla beat him up too.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I hope summer night brings Talladega next week.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Wait, you used to be bent out of shape when people would give other people a senior discount?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He said, hey, and then beat up everything on this desk.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
What were you doing?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Oh, I ate some crappie tacos last night, Godwin.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
So good. Allison be slinging on that pit balls.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
She had them on that griddle. The whole griddle was covered in crappie fillets.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Then she looked at me and she was like, man, I'm so glad Drew can do this. My brother-in-law said, well, I could too. If you let me. She goes, well, you never do. I said, how am I supposed to be able to do this?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
We're going to do that from time to time. He is in a great... Also, he's absolutely worn out from singing.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He was like, yep, well, hey, he needs to hurry up. Here's my favorite part of Si's birthday party. It was tried to be incognito, and it's Ben's birthday, and I passed by the burger grind because Ben's wanted to go to the mall.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Because his birthday party was karaoke.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Oh. He hears their... I guess he watched an 80s movie or something and was like, let's go to the mall. And I was like, okay. And we couldn't find anything to buy because it's the mall. But we're passing by at noon and it says on Burger Grind, happy birthday, Uncle Si. I was like, well, we're being real inconspicuous about Si's birthday party this year. And on the way back, we swung in.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
But I was like, this dude's just written out whole restaurants for his 77th birthday. Oh, Martin. What? Man, this weekend was beautiful. Oh, it was. It was so pretty out there. Like Christine. Did I tell you what we did? What? We waxed all them ugly old bushes to the roots, baby. Got them. We getting them down, and you know what we gonna do?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Get on the internet. Go to fastgrowingtrees.com. Get attacked by some spider side you threw at me. No, we're going to Fast Growing Trees. We're going to replant some flower beds. We're going to get some new trees in. Because they got the biggest online nursery anywhere in the U.S. Yeah. Thousands of different plants to choose from and over 2 million happy customers, of which I'm one of them.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
It was. And then our friend Clara came in and swept the old man off his feet.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I was there for a very short amount. I showed up, hugged Si, took a picture, told him happy birthday, and then I had a nine-year-old.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
From swamp people?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I need that picture to put up.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
That would have been cool.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That's right. Yeah, Lisa said here. Lisa Robertson can cook. Well, where do you think Al got that figure?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You can put meatballs in there too.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, they don't pick the right piece of meat to put in there. You got to get that good chuck.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I found that refreshing, though, that Phil still got his critique of cuisine down.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Period. Oh, it was a tough task.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You're dating. How does that check out for you? Well, about 50-50, I'd imagine. Mine's half Robertson, half Gibson. So, coin toss. Boy, you got the best of both worlds there. I guarantee you.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, you know, Jersey Joe, he brought some chili to the house one day. And where he messed up, he put his pot of chili right next to Lisa's pot of chili. That's where he messed up. Shouldn't have done that. Shouldn't have done that. So I took it. I didn't know who made what. So I thought it looked a little strange, you know. Yeah. But I took a bite out of it, and I said, hmm.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
All that is. Meat soup.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Of course, Al got a big kick out of it, and everybody laughed. Everybody laughed except for Lisa. She was mad at me for...
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
But I blame that sort of critique on you and Phil. Y'all rubbed off on me too much. And I guess I could have been a little more. What's the word I'm looking for?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
No, because I don't.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You missed it on that. You're right.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That's right. That's what I told you.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
But I will say this. I don't think there's any danger of him, of Joe bringing chili back to the house. There you go. After that happened. Now, we laugh about it and talk about it now.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I guarantee you. I got me a good one. Yeah. Yeah. You got the best part. She got gypsy blood in her. Yeah. She's nuttier than a squirrel turd. Oh, man. Nuttier than a squirrel turd.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I want to tell you what. Everything else that I've had that he cooks. It's really good.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Most people, when you tell them, hey, look, that wasn't one of your better dishes. Well, if I'd have been smart about the thing with that roast with the wife, I'd have said, boy, them jeans sure do look good on you. By the way, next time, let's cook that roast about an hour less. If I'd have been smart, that's what I would have said. So she was really close to make a burnt end. Yeah.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
But the flavor was good.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Them pepperoncinis and that ranch seasoning in there.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
She put the strips in the crock pot?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Tonight is going good.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Makeup meal tonight. Cut that little sliver of gristle off the end of that strip before you eat it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Oh, that's one thing I can't take is gristle. Oh, man. I love fat, but that gristle.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You ever get hold of a prime strip?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I've heard people say he talks over people, but y'all got to understand. The first time I ever went to the Robertson house, the whole family was there and they were playing dominoes. Okay. And when you talk about some loud, it's a yelling domino slamming, breaking tables and making fingers. The first thing I noticed was if you wanted to say something, you had to be loud.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
louder than the person that was doing the talking.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
They didn't think anything about talking over each other. That was just the way they were. Yeah, that's just conversation.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Every once in a while, we do this right here.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That's right. And when you get to be around 50 and you need something to help and you know what I'm talking about, it'll do the job.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
What you got to remember is when you're dealing with a woman, though, it only takes one bullet to kill a horse. So don't. You got to be a horse. Well, you know the saying, don't beat a dead horse. Yep. Once you say it, that's it. Get off of it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You fired your shot. Yeah, you can't take it back.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, look, you're at the point now, physically, where you can do it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Oh, you and your prime, son.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
No, but it's not really wrestling. It's therapy.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I wouldn't say I flung you on the ground. It felt like it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
But no, I really think that you could benefit from it. You know, we could film the whole thing. Well, here's the thing. Johnny D's jiu-jitsu experience.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Oh, I know it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Si pays attention to details.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That boy got a lot of quid in him, yeah.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Bonebreaker is what we call the mat enforcer.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I have gone a few rounds with old Burley. Yeah. He's a big dude. The first round I went with him, he literally picked me up and ran into the wall. Oh, with him. And when he did it, my head snapped back.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
He was looking for a stick. Hold on. No, I saw it in his eyes. I pulled guard on him, and he looked at me, and those eyes just got real big. And I could see those veins in his forehead. Oh, gosh. And the next thing I know, I was off the ground. Into the wall. Into the wall. And about half knocked you out. Oh, yeah. It was a lick. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
And I looked over at Martinez and Kuznets were sitting over there just smiling real big. You know, they thought it was hilarious. But then I had to jump on his back and choke him, you know. Yeah. But I felt the full force of Burley Dane. Yeah. And it was pretty formidable, you know.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
This is probably the proudest moment of my dad career. She got a legitimate submission on an adult podcast. Last week. Legitimate. John D., you may want to start there. Okay.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
This adult had just started. A woman. I mean, don't know much. And I was looking for a training partner for her, and I saw Sage over there laying down on the mat. And I said... you get around with her. And she looked down at Sage. This woman's in her twenties. She said, am I fixing to get beat by a little kid? And I said, yep, it's a possibility.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
So I look over there and she was like, uh, A rabid wolverine stuck to that woman's back, and she could not get her off of her. At first, the woman was like, oh, it's funny, ha-ha. But then Sage put that crossface on her, and I saw them eyes get big, and she was literally trying to throw Sage off of her physically. Couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. Couldn't do it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
And then I looked over there, and she had a pillow choke on her, which was a north-south choke, and made her tap with a north-south choke. So, I mean, I didn't say nothing because, you know, in jiu-jitsu, you don't tap and tail. You know what I'm saying? That's just rude. It's rude, Mark.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
No, you don't go home and you don't get on the phone, hey, I tapped someone, so, you know, yeah, I may have turned them into a punk, whatever. Yeah. You know, you don't do that, but with just my 10 year old daughter, you know, so I was super proud. So I just kind of walked off and I looked around and, and then somebody else came in. Did you see what your daughter did? I sure did.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
So that just goes to show you the power that's in that. It's like, it's a superpower. You know, there's a woman over there and turn you into a pretzel. She's 130 pounds soaking wet.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I like eating.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, I will say this. Rucker is the most agile fat man I've ever seen. I mean, he has explosive movements. I mean, you see how big his belly is.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Did he do one?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah. But still.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I was watching him the other day, and he was... I'm talking about he's athletic. He really is.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You would be shocked watching him on the mat. Now, he goes way too hard. He's a tap hunter. He's looking for taps. But his athleticism is shocking.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, his foot was hurting yesterday, and I said, what's wrong with your foot? He said, oh, it was an old injury from jail. I kicked a Mexican in the head. I said, you're a Mexican. He said, yeah, you know.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, look, a good friend of mine who I trained with, he's also a fireman, paramedic. That dude works his tail off. And he's got four kids. And he's talking to me about that same thing. And what he's doing now is this is what he's decided. It might not be the best path for you, but... he he's decided to choose a different profession.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
In other words, use those credentials and he's going to be a nurse. And, uh, so that might be an option you can look into, but he did about eight or nine years of what you're doing. And it was more than he could bear.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
which is time he has to travel a lot like he wants to make extra money he'll go like to arkansas and you know yeah but it's it's a tough deal those guys i mean they don't they don't pay them a lot and they work a long a lot of hours but i think just the fact that you're saying this proves one thing like you're doing your best if you weren't terrified of having a second daughter
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You're still young. You got time. They're three.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Y'all going to take care of that turtle problem down there?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Start with eggs and watermelons. Uncle Johnny got a picture of a beaver under his corn feeder.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah. You just move on. Okay, I'm curious. You don't go down that road.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I smoked a pork belly for supper. There we go. Was it excellent? It was one of the finest. Was it excellent? The finest thing I've ever cooked. They smoked pork belly. You ever done one of those? Yeah, just a big old block of bacon. Golly. Man. That's good. Last I cooked it, it was about 195. Had a nice bar cone. I put some of that Japanese barbecue sauce on top of it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Man, it was good. What did you have? You're going to drink a lot of water, you eat a pork belly. Yeah.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
We're about to microwave. Don't fall back.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
What does Phil call him? A slum gullion. A slum goulash man. Goulash man. Well, let me tell you something about my woman. Of course, growing up around Phil, I always heard that if a woman cooks something bad, you better tell them. That's what I had to do. Or they'll keep serving you bad, too. If you don't, they're going to cook it again. They expect you to eat it. Well, guess what?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That didn't work with my wife. She cooked a roast and overcooked it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I didn't go overboard and talk about how terrible it was and do like Phil, throw it out to the dogs. You know, I didn't, I didn't pull that move. All I said was this, the flavor is good, but it's a little dry.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You know how, uh, when I got my next meal from her still waiting a year later, uh, Over a year.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, she made it known that not only can she not take criticism, but she wasn't... She ain't playing that game.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You ain't making what Allison made last night better.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I was going to say, you got to watch sausage. That's right, because one of my favorite things used to be was in little pigs in a blanket with the little smokies in there, you know, with the little sausages. Well, I went, I was at house church one time. This was years ago. We were at Godwin's house. And I saw them little pigs in the blanket. And I said, let me try one of them.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I picked that thing up, took a bite out of it. And I said, well, something ain't right. And I looked in there and it was a Vianney sausage. Oh no. Inside of the pig, of the, of the, of the roll there.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
So that just, that just goes to show you put the wrong sausage in something.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You'll kill it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Now, there's a place and time for providing sausage, but that ain't it.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Huh? French fry seasoning? Uh-uh. You got French fry seasoning?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Then why would you do that? Get fired up. Get a rush or something.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Huh? Yeah. An emotional support rabbit?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
She's a big star. You want me to play it again?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Where'd you catch them fish? In the water.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Praise the Lord. Praise God for that.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Anyway, we're trying to start an episode of the Duck Call Room right now. Yes. Goblin's late, but he asked me if I had a cooler.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh, my God. Say what? You can't. Huh? How do you even put them in the same category? Somebody named Casey Musgraves came in third.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Posty. I thought he was a rapper. Uncle Si's biggest fan, Posty.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Goblin's going to wash his hands. Well, welcome back to the duck call room. No, he ain't going to wash. Hey, you can't.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Double it. There were too many pecan-based desserts around me at all times.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
It is sagey, but it's good. I'm not discounting the fact that it's good. It is good. It's not...
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah. I would call it sage forward, but it is good. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I ate that stuff for like two days.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
You go out there and get me a slab of bacon. Huh? Will you go out there and get me a slab of bacon, buddy? What are you talking about? I've been duck hunting all morning. I'm hungry.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I know it. Boy, I could eat a whole one right now.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I've had two packs of peanut butter crackers and my – And the words of John Gobble, my stomach thinks my mouth went on vacation or whatever he said.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Well, it wasn't from the other stuff. It was just straight desserts. But the problem is I ate it for breakfast.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
No, we all have seafood Christmas, though.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Mm-hmm. That's a big magnolite.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
They don't want yours.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
He does. I like it to have flavor. I'm here for it.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
lunch dinner that sounds like me and a sweet potato pie but yeah oh before going duck hunting over the break yeah i'd walk by that leftover pecan pie sitting there and i'd just grab a slice cold buddy i got one in town head on out to the duck hole i didn't even open it yet oh i'm coming to your house yeah i'm done i'm on detox i'm i didn't i didn't i didn't even open it yet i ate i ate the potato pie though because every time i'd go and take that knife and
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Surprisingly, I don't care if a duck's in it or not. No, no, that's me. Dressing just as good as a chicken.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah, the ducks don't have to be there. The duck is the festive part because it's duck season and that's what we do. Well, that's just for presentation.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
It's been a tough year on them rascals. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah, we're just talking. I'm just talking about the process of acquiring said ducks. Oh, yeah. For this season. It's been old-fashioned.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Oh, I bet they're earning it, too, with a river as low as it is.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Shot a shell? Shot a shell. That's a tough one.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Oh. I was so excited. When I say a few woodies, that means something different.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
We just out there. Yeah, I don't care. I just stare at them now. I killed me enough of them, but that's whatever. I took my bride this morning, which was fun. Brittany went. So mom kept the boys. So that was a fun, fun morning. First mile of drink of the morning. I put her on an island. I said, kill that thing. I mean, backpedaling. Payao. Payao. Payao. Oh, no. Here he went.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Uh-oh. I got tickled. Poor Brittany. Yeah. She said, don't you make fun of me. I don't get to do this much of you. I said, I ain't making fun of you. I just thought it was funny. I said, look, I wouldn't nobody in this blind going to shoot that first one except for you. So it was fun, though. But the next one come in, she killed him. So it's good. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
But that first one, I was like, boy, look at that big rascal. What'd you... Nope. He gone. He got a wild story to tell. He got something else he better be thankful for.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
There you go. That's cool. That's awesome. That's cool. Got it back. So I got a question for you. Yep. You know, we stay out of politics for the most part. Oh, Lord. But. Hold on. Did you see what our current president did? No. Oh. Did you see that he basically did exactly what he said he wouldn't do?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I have more sugar in a three-day span than I've had in the last six months.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Pardoned his son. Now, I just got to know. Oh. I'm legitimately.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I'm legitimately curious.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Well, no, he ain't there yet. Oh, I know. Yeah, he's on his way there, but he ain't there yet.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
No, Mr. Biden, President Biden.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Pardon this. Look, I'm just curious. I don't care. I don't want to go down the political road. Just curious. Si Robertson, your president. My take on that? No, but your president.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
And Scott did something.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I'm with you. That's the way I raise both of my children. I mean, I've never had that power, so I don't. But I like to think the way I am now. Yeah, man, you got to figure it out.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I'm just curious. We're all fathers, right? Yeah. So I just was legitimately curious. And we're all sons. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah, you need a Jan in there running things.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
You could commute a sentence like after he goes to jail or whatever, but to just pardon it straight off the wrist, I just feel like that's a,
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
All of you think you got too much power.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
No, I was just curious, man. When I saw that, I was like, as a father and a relatively new father, my kids are two, I was like...
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
why are you being a hypocrite whatever you know especially when you say you're not gonna do it but yeah the point the the point being is explicitly during all of that i will not do this i will not do this yeah on my way out the door merry christmas pal i mean i guess he doesn't i guess he's off the hook for christmas and nobody can stop him or do anything about it yeah no he can't do nothing about it like
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Unless there's something else they haven't charged him with, and then the next guy gets in there and they recharge him, and then he goes trial for something else. Generally speaking, I've noticed when people get away with stuff like that, it generally escalates to what else can I get away with. You generally end up where you're wrong.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah, he tried. Before you get started, the man, one day before y'all are going to eat, said, hey, can I get about six or eight teal? I said, Al, I ain't killed six or eight teal all year.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Got to run it one more time.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah. No, you're right. They ain't going to get me this time.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I learned from last time.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
The good news is they just quit. So you ain't got to worry about looking into it no more. Who quit? No, I'm just saying. I ain't looking into that laptop no more.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Can't. Nothing matters.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I spilled water all down my face.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Well, that's your own asphalt.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I've heard this one so many times.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
We can tell the story.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I would be glad to give you some. Well, I always did for Phil. Like, you know, because we hunt rice fields or fields a lot early.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Now, if they're taking down full-grown bulls and eating them, what in the world are they chasing your wormies at? I don't know. They must have thought you was a female coyote.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
And I'd always take Phil some teal for his duck and dressing. But I said, Al, this ain't a year for it, buddy. I don't know what to do. So what did he do? I don't know what to use. I guess can tell us.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
But his shoes were sticking to the ice.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I'm just trying to think what that lead coyote was thinking.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Well, hey, I'll tell you what I did. My shoes were so hot. They only ran 10 miles, but that's 40 miles from anywhere. Hey, no, no. Hey. You start breaking down the math in this one, it struggles.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
When I saw it, I said, you know, I hadn't heard that story in a minute. My goodness gracious. 40 miles from anywhere, ran 10 miles. Ran 10 miles. I just wonder what that first coyote thought. He peeked through them bushes and he said, I got to have it. What is it? There ain't enough to go around here. What is it? Keep looking.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I got a call coming in from Stratford, Ontario, Canada. Hand it to me. Ontario, Canada. You're on the voicemail. What is it? I got the only Canadian I know is here. Uh-oh. Yeah, she ride across the hall over there. Oh, man. That makes me giggle. Wow. What a life. Si, and it's 95% true. The 5% is the math. Oh, my goodness.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
You don't say. Si, that's funny. Oh, that's good. Thank you, Micah, for a trip down memory lane. Thank you for that.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Uh-oh. Just looking at it.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah, Phillip look like a tourist.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah, when it comes to tuna fishing, if you ain't ever been, you catch the first one by yourself because you need to experience what that's about. After you've caught one, no, it's team effort because we're all taking them steaks home.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Bluewater? Bluewater. Oh, you're wearing a shirt. Oh, you bought that at the pro shop. Okay. That's right. Okay, you really are being a tourist. Yeah, I did. It was fun. Ah, that's funny, man.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
No. Phillip ain't even standing up. He don't scare sick.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
but he's big I ain't trying to be mean that's observation yeah y'all laughing like Philip what are you about five five nine Martin is not afraid to make an observation on a human being you heard what he said about the coffee kid hey stop it at least I said it to him yeah I mean you say it to their face you just make observation I'm a biologist man he don't he don't backside them he front sides them you observe and you're like wow and state it out loud there's another John do you got the other one that I sent you
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Do you have any guesses as to what it could be? If they emailed us, it can only be one thing, a large black feline.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
What's them glasses? That one right there. Is them glasses Costa de la Alicia or what? You get them from your wife?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I like the boots, Phil. Start with the boots. So what's with the other one? Oh, them boots is extra tough. They're all the going rage. Where'd you buy them, Phil?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I was like, well, not me. There you go. See you later. Oh, man. He was probably going to your shop to buy some more crickets to go poach his brother's pond again. He bought a bunch that day. He should be safe. He should be okay. Hunter, do we have voicemail? Is that something we're doing still? Voicemails, 318-
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
She sounds so normal. Like I'm perplexed at why she's calling us.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I finally got one. I said North Georgia.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Just north of Chattanooga. I know right where Cleveland, Tennessee is. I've shopped at that Target and ate at that Chick-fil-A and all the things there.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Man, I wish, like, hot snack or... Gas station with a deli or just gas station period?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
skins yeah potato skin or no pork pork rinds and they have to be the hot ones yeah it used to be fritos and he got off of that now he used to eat chili cheese fritos all the time yep yep yep yeah the uh Yeah, if we're just talking about basic snacks, I always go to that little cold section. And if they have one of those cheese witches, smashing that every time.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Salami and pepper jack cheese, the two pieces of pepper jack cheese with salami in the middle. And then generally some sort of nut, peanuts, cashews, something like that.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah. No, I've eaten a mini of O'Snap pickles. O'Snap pickles legit. I've also eaten a mini of gas station boiled eggs. Like the little two packs of boiled eggs. Nope.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
That's fine. And I always drink Powerade Zero because generally if I'm on the road, I'm not drinking a whole bunch. I'm trying to stay hydrated.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Hydration is Martin's most important feature. It really bothers me because I know if I get dehydrated, that left big toe is going to cause me a lot of grief. And I ain't trying to
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I ain't trying to get that GOG. No. Amen. I try to avoid that like the plague. But I'm going to quit on voicemails. I finally got one right.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
So did I. I married once, huh? What was her question? If they'll say Rocky Top, buddy, they're loyal.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Jordan. Jordan. Is that what it says? Jordan. Jordan. Yeah. Jordan. Happy birthday, Jordan, but slow.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
There you go. That was like mountain man. That was like mountain man meets.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I had a Shrek or something. I don't really know what that was. That was funny, Si. Kabooyah! All right, well, we got that one knocked out of the way. Back-to-back Tennessees. All right, Hunter's looking. Digging, digging. Just a digging.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Portland, Tennessee. That's where Mountain Man's from. You're saying Portland? Portland, Tennessee.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Hey, well, look, now guilty. But Jace.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah, he is. He's a fat head. Jace got to looking at me like I was a tenderloin now.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Pecan. Pecan. I asked Michael Waddell that one time because he calls them pecans now. Hey, there ain't no can on a pecan. No, but I asked him and he said, well, he said, I called them pecans until I bought this pecan orchard. And I said, Oh, so if you own them, you got to call them pecan. He said, well, I asked old boy that I bought it from.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
He said, these things over my life have made me about $10 million and I call them pecans. Michael said, well, I'm going to call them pecans too. So I said, well, You know?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah. It don't matter to me. I like them. Why do people get upset? I don't care what you call them.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Are they pajamas or pajamas? Pajamas. So you're jomming in your jommies? Or are you jamming in your jammies?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Regional dialect is good.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
That'd be Bermuda Triangle for here. Yeah, it literally narrowed and I was like, that's uncomfortable. How do you pick? Oh, do they say it and you pick the right one or something? It's like phonetics or something. You read it out.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I think that's it, boys.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I didn't have one that hit me in the middle of all that. Anything about pecans?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
So Al's sermon significantly greater than Al's dressing.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
But not a dressing. You can sleep in there by 10.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
His name is what? That ought to tell you them things don't exist. What? They naming them names that ain't really names. That's the name of the black cat in Jungle Book, man. That's fine.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Hey, in fairness, in fairness.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
When's the last time a Robertson not named Phil or Cy ate a duck? Ate a wild duck.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah, not you and not your brother. I'm discounting y'all.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
But you can't expect Al to know really how to cook duck if you don't eat it.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Now, he grew up eating them, and I'm sure he hates them.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah. Okay. Time out. Time out. Hey, Alex. Alex. Unbiased opinion.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
But you ever heard them other names anywhere else in Jungle Book?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Alex Robertson. So Alex, how was your dad's attempt at your grandfather's dressing?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
What it needed was a longer cooking time.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
It was a little runny. A little runny.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I would prefer my dressing like my steak. I'd rather it a little runny than overcooked. Oh, yeah.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Is overcook. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Medium plus, if you will.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I'm just glad to know Alex is still a Robertson.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
They're rough food critics.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
It'll be good. You cooked it too long. That's obviously how you used to patrol the bars, wasn't it?
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah, you needed to wobble when you did it. Yeah, okay.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I ain't never met her.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
You don't do grandmama stuff.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I think we have a redemption story here.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Step one. Step one. You got to pass the vision.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
That's right. You can even get Queens, Kings, Split Kings, Cow Kings, Roman Kings. No, I don't know. I'm just making up Kings now. Canadian Kings. Yeah. Any size, any color, just $49.98. Order now because when they're gone, they're gone. And also for a limited time, when your order is over $100, you will receive $100 in free digital gifts. Y'all know we've been on here a lot.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
The pillows, fantastic. The robes.
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Excellent. That's what I'm talking about. The sheets. Sheets. Top notch.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
roof hey thanks lee for the email ah yeah there you go there we go that's how we start but welcome back from the holidays yeah had a good holiday break philip i was just saying i hope everyone had a very very good thanksgiving amen so much and thankful for they were thankful yeah
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Obviously, it wouldn't for meeting dressing.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Here's what I'll tell you about Al.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I'll tell you. I bet Al... Out of all the Robertson men, though, I bet Al would admit it.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
The rest of them would have said, that oven, that dadgum thing. Man, I cannot believe. I put it on 350, that stupid oven.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
No, see, we didn't start on time, so it just sat there in the water from the lid. It would have been anything other than just wear it.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah. But you can be there by morning, according to George Strait. That's right.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Assess blame. Step two, transfer said blame. That's right. Blame shift. Get everybody. Everybody.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Yeah, Al would though.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Well, that's unfortunate today. I would have, well, no, I'd probably put my money on Willie being the copycat.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Because, you know, dressing is essentially what Willie's good at. Throw a bunch of stuff in a pot. Goulash.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
Throw a bunch of stuff in a pot and watch it come together.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
You got to have celery.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
And I can set it right here and eat the whole thing. I will say once I made that dressing last year. and brought it up here to prove a point. The sage dressing? I mean, I still taste the sage from time to time if I belch just right. Ah, gross. But, you know, it was good. Now, I ain't been worried about a witch. Or no Native American. Voodoo. Yeah. Did Sage protect you from that? I think so.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
I don't know. I see them people having hanging over their doors all the time. That's why Si's in such great shape. Oh, yeah. You give him a healthy belt for the next couple of weeks and his house is safe, buddy.
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Uncle Si Vows He’d Never Do What Joe Biden Just Did for His Son
And Atlantically, it is good.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
They walk around looking at him and Chad, looking for blood. They probably went 300 yards, circled around everywhere, and come back. And when we're walking back to the four-wheeler, it's uphill. And Chad said, hey, there's a bunch of deer hair right here, a big pile of it. And I said, well, now we know where the yearling was standing. That stupid deer was standing in front of him. He was uphill.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I had the crosshairs on him and killed that stupid yearling.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And I got some deer meat out of it. Which Christine said, hey, you go deer hunting all the time and I never get any deer meat. I said, well, darling, all you had to say was, hey, bring home some deer meat. I said, Stone will kill me if we want to do it. He'll shoot a doe and give me the backstrap. Just tell me you want to do it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Toothpick had him trained to take bullets for him. Well, no, no. That's what I'm talking about. When the deer gods are putting yearlings in front of this big rascal. I mean, he's got divine protection, boys. That's great. But, hey, he messed up. But, like I said, I would love to have the camera on him because he said, hey, settle down. Settle down. His pick is coming out from the other side.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
So, look, I throw my binoculars up looking through the trees, and all I see is a head of a deer coming, and I look at them big antlers, and I said, oh, yeah, that's him. And he said, calm down, calm down. He said, let me get the rifle ready for you. So he put the rifle in the holder, screws it down, okay, looks through the scope, gets it, you know. He said, okay, I got it set up for you.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
So look, I put my eye to the scope, and I said, is it the buck in the back? And he said, no, no, no, no. He ain't come into the picture yet. He's going to walk into where the scope is. So I sit there and wait, and here he comes. And he stops. Y'all and I said, you ready? He said, yeah. Pow.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, take it out. Bam. Well, look.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Y'all, because I asked him, the deer runs off. We didn't even see him fall. Okay.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
No, I'm serious, because the scope, as soon as I pulled the trigger, the scope went up.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Okay, so I asked Stone.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
No, no, no, because I asked Stone, I said, hey, did you hear it hit him? I said, I didn't hear the whop. I said, did I miss him again?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, no, no, but anyway, so hey. Yo, we sit there and talk. He texted about 14 people and said, well, we got a bullet in, yo. What do you think? And all of them were saying, well, you got shot in the eye, blah, blah, blah, blah, this and that. And he asked me, he said, where was you aiming? I said, high shoulder. He said, oh, no, you shouldn't have done that.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I had it set for just, yo, center mass. Well, I said high shoulder. But the bullet, if you cut the deer in half, the bullet would hit right at half, half mark.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
It was. I told him, I said, oh, it's about six inches back too far. Well, add another four inches to that. It was about 10 inches back too far. But it still did, because when we watched it on the camera, I said, Stone, I said, that ain't a bad hit. I said, because it wrinkled his skin. Well, that was my way of expressing where I thought it hit. Well, the more I thought about it, I said, oh, no.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Now I know why I used the term it, wrinkly skin. When that bullet hit that deer, it collapsed his lungs, and it was, I'm looking at a 3D picture. His lungs are this wide, and then it went pow, and it's this wide. Okay. And look, when we got back to the lair and put it on the big screen on the computer, y'all, when it hit him, hey, he immediately hit the ground. Oh, he was hurt.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And then it jumped up and ran off. And I said, oh, that deer's hit good. If you shot me in the stomach, I'd hit the ground, too. All the wannabes are still saying, no, you gut shot him, you blah, blah, blah.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He was shot too far back.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
235, 235 yards. Let me tell you something.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, no, no, because that's what he came in.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's the reason he text everybody he text. Yeah. And he said, hey, we're thinking we should just not mess with him. Don't go up there.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, if I went to sleep, I'm telling you, it wasn't for short periods.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Look at the size of that.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, I was out of breath, too.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I laid there and just said, you know, I look at my watch and say, good grief, it's only 2.30.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Here's the thing about him, okay? We figured we, okay, me and him and sometimes his daughter, okay, and sometimes other people would sit with us. We sit in the stand at least 40 times hunting that deer. Me and that deer have had some moments.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He had secret service. A bit Hank Carey, the famous wrestler. So, hey, the deer lived. Look, the deer lived. He's probably seven and a half is what we think. We'll know once we get the mount back because the guy that mounts him will tell us how old he was. But me and the deers, we bonded over that 40 cents.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Because I said, wait a minute. Because Stonewood was in the stand. We done got a picture in the camera of him at this stand. So the weather's right. The wind's right. We're in that stand. We're after him. And guess what? Stone throws his binoculars up, and he's looking over at the other stand. He said, yep, that's just what I thought. Well, when he said that, I said, oh, don't tell me that.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And he said, yeah, it's him. He's 50 yards in front of the other stand.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, from where we were.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
It's like he's a mind reader. And then Stone said, well, hey, look, let's just face it. This pig is smarter than both of you and me combined. Okay? That's the bottom line.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
When I petted him, when I was on my knees sitting behind him, it was like petting this wood. It wasn't no gill. Okay. It wasn't a heavyset, dear.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, he was. I watched him drag him out.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
On the first jerk. And hopefully it lands.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, I would bet. I would bet on him instead of the one of them. He's from Bashford. Cinderblocks? He's from Bashford. Yeah, I would bet on Bonebreaker instead of Cinderblocks.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I tried that. Nope. Can't do it. Everything's got to be just right for me to really sleep. Oh, what? Hey, I'll tell you what you do. Ask Christine, hey, what happens when I come back off of a trip?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, I was going to say, that was another thing.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
There's a crowd there.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, Jan and his two girls and, you know, we got to listen to sister telling Jace, Jace, you need to quit killing these little bitty deer.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Stop shooting the yearlings.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I run with them, but I'm not one of them.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Two nights this week with no sleep? Yeah.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I will get in that bed and I won't get out till like 11 o'clock the next day. That's like hibernation. That's it. I'm talking about like nine o'clock I'm in bed and I don't get out till like one. Okay. She said, you must be tired. You stayed in bed all day. Oh, I slept 24 hours straight one time.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Now, hey, y'all, you've peaked. Here at 76 years old. Yeah, but I told him, I said, if we hadn't recovered him, I would have probably said, okay, forget me deer hunting, I'm through with it. I'll do it again. That would have been sad.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
So now what we're going to do is, hey, Willie needs some deer in the freezer. So now we're fixing to go shoot. Time out.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Just making sure. He likes variety.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Okay. Lots of variety. He entertains a lot of people, okay?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Plus, he is the boss.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I mean, you need more. If it's no, tell me, I will have some tomorrow.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
See, my next goal, see, this is nobody knows about this. Breaking news. Yeah. I go to Southwest Texas a lot to hunt deer. Well, this year, okay, me, him, and his daughter, Sage, she killed a big, beautiful 22-point or 22-inch. 22-point was about to be.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He was a hoss. Well, look. Guess what?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I shot twice at deer, not whitetail. I shot twice at two axis deer, bucks. Back in South Texas. And I missed both times. So that was at 385. Yeah. So now we got to get on the range, and we're going to have 300, 400, and 500 on the range. And I'm going to be rocking a little metal plate where I say, Pow!
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's a long shot there.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's right. Give me the rifle. I feel like BK. Okay. BK's sitting there watching. Hey, all she does is go.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I did, though, at one time. I wore my badge. Shooting badge was expert.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I'm serious. The only thing that does that is bears. No, I didn't.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
No, in the Army. Not in Cub Scouts. I wasn't in the Cub Scouts. I'm just messing with you. Well, I guess you could call them Cub Scouts.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, when the duck ain't flying, you don't want to fly in front of me. Okay? Because if you do, I'm going to do my best to kill you. It was one of my favorite moments duck hunting ever. Hey, you've just put your finger on my wound and poured salt in it. And I ain't going to take it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
My wife said she spent like 24 hours coming in there and putting her hand on my chest to make sure I was breathing. Hey, I did not move for 24 hours. There you go. Man hibernates.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Because they asked about it. They asked the man that owned it. Okay. How many crows did y'all kill? He got to laughing. He said, I think this is the first one.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
So, hey, guess what we did before we left the plant? You ate the crow? No, I had to get out and hold the stupid crow up and take pictures with it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
We're getting it mounted. And that was the first thing that Drew asked me. You want this fully mounted or just the head or the wings out or what? Skull mounted crow. Okay.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You do not want to fly by the duck blind when there's no ducks flying.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
What he's going to do is he'll measure them, and he'll be like, I don't know.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You smoked. I looked over. Then Drew was real nice. The dog's name, I don't know what it, back.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Boone, back. Made the dog go get him? Yeah. He didn't want to. No, he didn't want to. The dog picked it up, looked at it first, picked it up, come walking back, had a funny expression on her face. And I really don't, I don't understand.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
See, that's what hunting's about.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, no, no. Murder. It's having a good fellowship, okay? Oh, yeah. And having some fun, and you hear the most important part of all of it. Laughter.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That one right there. The big one behind you. I had tears in my eyes when I walked up on that deer right there. And I told the owner. I told him he was out of his mind when he told me you could shoot him. And I said, Eddie, have you lost your mind? I said, that deer is worth a lot of money. You sell him to somebody to shoot him. Don't give him to me.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, and I said, he's mighty near too pretty to shoot.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
No, no, that's the crazy part. Stone was ripping. No, no, that's the crazy part of it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Because when we left, Drew had the crow in his hand.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He made it back to the camp. So I'm pretty sure I'm going to see that crow again. Oh, praise the Lord. And it's going to have a plaque on the bottom of it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's all he needed to hear.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I didn't hear that. All I did was I seen him and I said, hey, bad move, dude.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Wrong place, wrong time. And it was a good shot because it was about 70.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Jace complimented you? Oh, yeah. He said, hey, that was a good shot.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And I just kind of thought to myself, I said, well, hey, I've been doing it all my life, son. You just never have.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I just did it because I wanted to. And it fit the moment.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
It livened the place up.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I heard that all night long. I'm telling you. And look, we had watched, before we went to bed, we had watched bears, somebody shooting bears up north somewhere, and some of them was fighting them, and they was yabba, yabba, yabba, yabba, yabba, yabba, yabba. Well, that's what he done all night long.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I don't make New Year's resolutions. Why not? Because you don't ever keep them. Yeah. Why should you fool yourself? If you're not going to keep it, don't even bother making it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, look, that's... That could be your New Year's resolution. Well, no, that ain't a resolution. That's, hey, let's get to work. Okay. The work will pay off. I think that's my definition of New Year's resolution. Yo, just think of the fun that me and him have fixed the house going to the range. Because look, trust me when I say, okay, there's going to be three, four, five.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Okay, when we're at the range doing it, it's made out of metal. So when you say pow, you have no doubt you either missed it or you hit it because, hey, it's going to ring the bell. to use the Navy SEALs deal. If you want to quit, you got to ring the bell. That's true. Okay?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
No, I ain't got a resolution.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I ain't going to have a resolution. No. No.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hey, what do I need for Christmas? Nothing.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hey, I'm glad you're around for me to take care of. Yeah, you was down.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I'm like. That's like toothpick.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
At least I wasn't at the bottom of a lake.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I told both of you. I told both of you. I appreciate it. I appreciate everybody that was there.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
At least 100 acres of timber. Sawing logs. Sawing logs.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I only got one right.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Superpower, what would your name be?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
All right, what's your name going to be?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Wait a minute, wait a minute. What do you mean too big?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He ain't too big to fly. Like an ostrich. Just he'll be a jumbo jet.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You're not going to believe this one I take.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
But first, what are you?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Q-beam. There you go. I like it. Night vision.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
There you go. I wanted to fly.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, and my name would be Wood Duck. Wood Duck. Yeah.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You could fly. It just...
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Think about it. Where would I fly if I could fly?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, we've talked about it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hey, we talked about it, and it has to do with PBS. Oh, boy.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I would have liked to have seen that. Oh, we're all there. Fish swimming on sand.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Sand? That's why. Hey, it was on television.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
It's got rings around it. Saturn? Yep. I would fly to Saturn and go through the clouds and say, okay, now, what's under these clouds? Because I'll fix a light on this baby and find out. He's about to light on Saturn.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You wouldn't go there?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's another thing. If I could fly, I'll be eternal. That goes with flying.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's right. It holds ice forever. It's always full of ice, lemon crystals, and tea.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, I know this. When PR would go out, would go somewhere hunting, I got banned from the rooms.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Saturn is a solid gold. No, it's not. Hey, I mean, I'm talking about 100% pure gold.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
what do you mean it ain't pure gold it's just not you don't know that i think i do that's the reason i want to go and light on it okay because it may be pure gold hey will you swing by the moon and tell me if it's made of cheese nobody's been there no because i'm scared of the rats it's on the moon oh okay i don't want to burst your bubble but saturn is a gas planet and it's made out of gases that's not true either hunter
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Wait, where are you getting that, Hunter? Is that from Google?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, but that's the last question I'm listening to when it comes to space. Hey, they've been lying to us all these years. Thank you. Okay.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hey, you get your butt in there and sleep on the couch. You ain't sleeping in the room.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hey, and who was saying this is the almighty.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Okay, the one that cannot lie. You may think you get away with it here. You won't. You're going to stand before him and, hey, he's got something for you. Yeah.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Then Martin was there and told me,
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Better go to sleep quick.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I'm serious. I didn't sleep much. If I went to sleep, it was just short periods. I lay there in that bed. And then I said, what is all this light show that I'm seeing? And then I looked and I said, them idiots left the stupid TV on.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, boy. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, God. man it was yeah it was there's a long night last night we landed we landed in denver and there was a whole crew oh i was i was there for this i went in the bathroom and everybody ow i want to At Willie Fielding. They all come in. Whoa, whoa, whoa, man. Oh, man. It was one stranger in a stall. Willie, hey, I've never been to this airport in my life, okay?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's because it wasn't an airport.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hey, and Willie turned the lights out.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hey. I started doing the mind thing against the wall. Which is dangerous since you're at the urinal. Yeah, because I don't know where I'm at. I'm running in the junk, bumping my knee on metal. Oh, then it was, oh, yeah. Willie ought to kill you when I get a hold of you, boy.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, it is if you're not on the receiving end of it. I guarantee you. It ain't funny if you're on the receiving end. It's still pretty.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, what a life, man. You do make a lot of noise. I admit that. I'm a noise maker.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
My wife, she says... She just walks out of her room and I was like, would you quit that? I said, what? She said, you're in here just making all kind of racket. And I said, well, I don't even know it. What are you looking at?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, this thing is warm because I am burning up.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, I'm so rested. Well, I guess I shouldn't call it that. We had an interesting, adventurous night of sleep.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I readied the pantry.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You see, I got in bed about 8. And I'm trying to go to sleep.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And actually, okay, we actually accomplished it. We did it. What is it? And it's a deer, and his name was Toothpick. Is Toothpick dead? Was. Toothpick went to heaven.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He left this old wicked earth, and hey, he went to the good place. You got it?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I wish I'd have had the camera work on him preparing me to shoot this deer. It was hilarious. He was trying to talk to me calmly, okay, not to get me excited. And it was hilarious.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hey, look, I've been chasing this rascal for, you know, two years. Is this him? I don't know if it's him or not.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, it is. How many deer you got to say, I ain't sure.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Talking about groups, it's so lovely to be with a group of people and you do something. Look at that. Because when I shot him, the deer runs off. Okay, so he sends pictures to about three people saying, well, what do you think? And all of them say, well, he's gut shot.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
All the amenities. I think is the name of it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
No, he wasn't. He was a little far back, but it wasn't gut shot.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I think this is one of those.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
This pig may be one of Santa's reindeers. Because the deer gods have been protecting this deer.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He's standing broadside to me, and he's got his head. He's eating the chum in the chum pile.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He mumbled something about camera, I think. Oh, boy.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And I said, well, we both high fives. I got a bullet in that sucker. I finally have done it. I've got it. So we high-five him. We sit there and talk about, well, he's been a worthy adversary. We've hunted him for two years now, and we finally are going to get to put our hand on them big antlers of that rascal. Well, he goes down there about 25 minutes later.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, how sweet are you? To do that. Well, yeah. Hey, you treat your woman like the queen she is. I guarantee you, son. You better do it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He said, I'm going to go check for blood. So I watch him. He's got his phone light on. And he's walking around, makes a circle in the woods. And then I hear that big 308. Pow! And then pow! And I look. And it looked like he's picked up a rabbit and threw it back at the four-wheeler. And I'm saying, wait a minute. And he comes up. I thought he was pulling my leg.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He comes up and he said, hey, you big dummy, you shot a little old yearling. And I said, don't, don't. I said, come on, dude, don't do that. And he said, I'm serious. Well, look, it was dark by that time, so we can't see nothing. So we got to wait and go back the next day. And we go down there and look for blood. Can't find any blood. Make a big circle. They do.
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And then they can't argue with you.
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Are they yippy dogs? Yeah, what kind of dogs are they? Are they like Jace's dogs?
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Uncle Si Learns How Dogs Helped Fix What Healthcare Broke
It's the same thing Sadie got.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
Three, two, one, go. There's a lot of crazy stuff. Like when the British ruled India, they would come over to India to play golf and they would hire what was called a jam boy for the day. which was basically an Indian slave that they would take onto the course, but they would cover him in jam so that they would not get any bugs attracted to them.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
The bugs would all go to the guy covered in the jam. And his like payment was that he got to take the jam home to his family that he was covered in all day. And the only reason I found out about this at my school, everyone named their houses. And one house decided to name their house Jam Boys because they were like, oh, yeah, like we jam. Like they had no idea about this connotation.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
127 - UFO Encounters, Mothman Conspiracies, & Giant Exploding Rockets
24 hours later, there's like an article in the school newspaper about it being like, it was like this whole thing. And then all my friends started calling me Jam Boy.
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Show some respect, son. To je res. To je res. Čeprav je lepo. Opeka, opeka. Zelo lepo pisje. Zelo fajna. Samo ni pa original. Ne, pa ne moraš disati. Ne, ne.
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Pa tudi takrat, ko si prebral pangalaktično. Ne, sigurno, pa je lepo, da že dvakrat omenem pangalaktičnega, pa skozi srebajo. Pa pangalaktičnega, veš, ko si jo enkrat prebral, si rekel, to bi pa jaz pa probal. Valno, sej smo. Pizda, lege, ne. Zlato klebo te opleko. Opeko te vseka, pizda. To je to. To je to!
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In potem imaš dve stvari, vodo in dušo in je to koktajl. Ja, koktajl, neče ni za dveh pijač. Točno to. Tudi to bomo imeli za Božično slash Novoletno, samo povem. Ne zmaje, ampak koktajl pa bo. Koktajl bo, ja. Zmajo pa ne. Zmajo pa nima. Stare zdežnički. Pa banana split bo tudi zdrav. To je sladica.
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skor neomejeno starost. Le en je Messi, en je Richards. Ta le en ti je, a veš. Pridejo vsake toliko časa. Pa da znaš tako pet, pa da znaš tako kitaro. Ja, a veš, ki nisem.
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In z vami smo bili Aljo Pelinzi in če ti je ta podcast všeč, ga lahko deliš, oceniš ali podpreš. Hvala za vse ribe, pikasi. Hvala. Hvala lepa. In kot vedno.
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Ido, majk. Ido, majka, le. Ne, kable pa tudi. Sprav, hlavu ga. Ne, dva moramo dati na... Enega se pravi, saj? Zdaj, čakaj. Že Ben več ne ve, kva moramo narediti. Tam bi treba pogledati. Enko pa dvojko. Zdaj, pol tisk, klopte, kva moraš izklopiti.
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Za Božično? Ne veš, je mu naredil kaj, je bil kakšna posebna epizoda, mu imel goste. Se smo rekli, da bi bilo uro pa pol dolgo. Najmanj. Če ne bi kar enega Božiče do novga leta.
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Maraton. Ne, kjero zdaj? Božičo ali Novoleto ali za obe govorimo, da bi bila ta dolga? Za obe. Ne, da bi naredili božiči, jaz bi še ne bi. Lazbeni pa plesni. Ful, da bi plesali kajno. Ja, ful plesali. Kako se je psukal. U, ta rajscena. Ja, pa ta, RTV Slovenija 83. Se je zdaj isto, no.
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Tako da bodo res noben detalj te naše zabave vam ne bo izostal. Samo ne smemo morati paziti domov Milovanovič. Tere pasko. To je ful pas. Plešek. Sedaj pa Turejski vaček.
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Sej to? Jolče mogoče. Spominjame na naravo. Ampak zdaj nazaj. Polibija! Polibija! Se pravi, en mora biti polivijolični, da malo ravnotižimo ta. Aja, tako? Ja, in se če bo on zeleno, veš, na Štarskem zeleno ne gre skosno. Ja, to našlo, ja. Treba malo demografik smisliti. Maribor, šampion. Tako, ja.
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ne pogrebi un trak vsi njegovi, a veš. Ja, ja, ja. Ja, sej, škof, ne, pa sej, to oni imajo tudi. Ja, oni imajo tudi vjočnega. Ja, škofi so vjočni. Ja, so, ja, ja. Maja to nekaj. Samo to moraš imeti res hud pogreb, da škof pride v vjočnih. Ja, valjda, ampak mislim, da imajo nekaj tam na vjole.
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Ja, sejma. Trdeči so pa oni, trviši so po Vatikanu. Ja, oni so pa, ja. No, se pravi, bom jaz, ali take one for the team, ne? V violčen, v violčen, vidiš, kva speli naredil. Je se čezmer prosavljalo Big Benko odzad. To pa itak, to pa ga pa. Oni ga pa žgejo, oni ga pa žgejo.
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Ček, ček. Tako se slišimo, se slišimo.
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Ziharno. Ne bom poklical pijamo. Moram mar še preverti, kako ste mi zadevali, pa kaj bomo dali. Kaj bomo dali vse te ljudi pa tako. Majte pa še logistiko poštimo. Tam pa kaj, v mokoče. Vse te nemo tle, tale fairing bo odprl, pa bo bolj. To je težko. A mi zdaj je studio dvekaj večji bil. Ali ne, šterka, ta malko je bil. Šterka je bila čisto mehej. To je bilo to, kar smo zdelali tukaj.
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Ne, ne, bo v redu. Verjente na besedo, to bo Dunajski bal, bo prezvezev. To bo naslednjih deset, pedeset let bo te hodil samo to gledati. Za Božič in za Novolid. Zahtevam po vseh teh bendih, ki bojo vsi ta hudi pršel, pa te, ki si z njim. Stonsi pridejo, stonsi. Ne, ne, ne, nismo v tog danes. Dobro, mogoče stonsi in eno.
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So download Filo, Hulu with the BET Her add-on or YouTube TV every Wednesday. Well, we're at the last Wednesday. And BET.com. And BET.com. So, catch Travel Queens, the last episode. Or if you haven't watched any of them, you can stream all of them. Okay? See y'all. Bye, y'all. Because I think that's a good segue to something I want to ask you. Because I seen somebody tweet the other day.
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They said, to meet a beautiful woman that's funny is very rare.
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My friend, all my friends are beautiful and they're funny.
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No, my friend, like, okay, one of my closest friends is B-Lynn, and she's like a contact. B-Lynn is funny, yeah. B-Lynn is beautiful.
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Like, she knows she funny. That's why she do what she do. I know, but I'm just saying, like... But I come... Not saying, like, B-Lyn is a rare, but I'm saying, like... So... It's a lot of women who are beautiful that are funny.
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And you decided to do that on Poor Minds. We're honored.
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But I ain't met 30 funny niggas. I swear, Shay is so funny.
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Now, that's crazy. I really don't date hood dudes. I actually despise them.
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I usually date, like... well-put-together men that have a real job or, like, a real career. I've never dated hood dudes. Never. He don't date hoods.
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All right, y'all, give it up for Marco Summers! Yes! And I wasn't kidding. I feel like that's such a nice... But you have a nice last name.
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I think a lot of people, too, they're funny is mimicking what other people do. Or making fun of people all the time. I don't think that's funny either.
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I think a lot of times, like, if they see somebody like you, a man who is being funny, making a living off of being funny, a lot of times they be trying to be comedian in the comments. They want to make people laugh by saying something. So they just be wanting their moment. Have you ever clicked on somebody's page?
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Like, a lot of the time, if you think about it, somebody leave a comment like that, you'll click on their page.
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I feel like my last name is... My last name is actually Lexi.
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But to put it out to the world, it's like... Yeah, I think a lot of times, it be a lot of women in our comments that be talking crazy about us, but they be wanting to get picked by the niggas that we be curving.
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So it's like, we're not the same. You were literally... grovel at your feet to date men that I just am not interested in so I can see why you're leaving these comments I agree you know so it's just it be levels for me like
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What's your name? First of all, give us your name. What do you do? You got some long lashes. You look like them some 747 midis.
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He said, don't try to downplay me, nigga. Okay, what's your name?
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Because I don't want to give my whole government name.
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If I'm around and it's like my man is in the industry and he brings me around like people that are his peers.
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Right, but I'm sitting in the back. I'm cooling. I'm cooling.
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No, I'm cooling because this is not my moment. I'm not trying to be seen. He's mingling with his peers. They're doing what they're doing. Yeah, I'm sorry. I have to agree with him. I'm not going to lie because that just comes off. It comes off a little thirsty. Like, you're not a fan. Like, you with me. Right. We going to be around Marco plenty of times.
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Because I don't want people to... I have family. And they Google me. They're going to find things about me and my family.
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Like, this is just not, nah, we can't do that. We can't do that. What's the setting?
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I wouldn't care about that. As a man, it's a woman. Like, it's different for men and women.
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Now, it's different if he like, oh, she's so fucking fine. I got to get a picture with her. It's like, okay, nigga, calm down.
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Like, if you're doing all that, then it's kind of weird. Don't be thirsty.
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If it would have been a show, like, oh, hey, we going to see... She was like, oh, I love Funny Marco. I didn't know that was your homeboy.
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Now, I'm not going to lie. Like, if I was, like, say me and you were on a date. And we go see, like, Kevin Hart. And you're like, oh, hey, I'm taking you to Kevin Hart. I'm like, oh, my God, I love Kevin Hart. And we get there. I'm like, oh, can you ask him if I can take a picture? Because I'm a really big fan. Like, I would say something to you first.
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I'm not going to be like, oh, my God, let me go. I'm not going to be like, I'm going to ask you, like, can you facilitate this?
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Because then you could have been like... I don't know. Or not tonight. He chilling right now.
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Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Let me ask you this, though, because I've seen this happen before as a woman. Be honest. Have you ever been in a situation, because you're in the industry, have you ever brought your girl around and, like, the big fish, the big dog took your girl? Because that's what be happening. So is that why you kind of felt some type of way?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Right, right, right. But you've been in a situation where you brought somebody around that you may have been, like, a little interested in and she kind of wandered off. Mm-hmm.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I mean, yeah, it does save you, but it do still kind of be fucked up.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
See, now, what you trying to say? Everybody was having sex. Everybody was not having porn.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
You strict. You is a little strict. At least I asked.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
That's because they don't be around a lot of stuff like that.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I believe you. Did y'all have a conversation after that, you and the girl?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Because they're recording you. And it's not getting paid for. You get paid for porn.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
But... What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Dre Nicole. And you are tuned in to a brand new episode of Poor Minds. Where a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts. We got a guest today. We got a guest today. Now... Y'all know this guest. We have had him on the past, and y'all know we don't repeat guests. So you know if we repeat a guest, it's one of our faves. We love Marco.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I respect somebody. But why are you calling me after 10?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
My mother was making sweet, sweet love to her husband.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
And I think also when you start getting grown, it's different.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I'm trying to go right now. You should text me, hey, what you doing? Can I FaceTime you real quick?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Now, my man can FaceTime me any day, any time. I don't care what hour. Drea can FaceTime me at any time.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
And I'm going to call three times if she don't answer.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
You answered. No, I didn't. I had to call you back. You did call me back. But, like, if it was an emergency, I would have called three times. Oh, yeah, that's true.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
So you gonna FaceTime, a girl you just met, you gonna randomly FaceTime?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
And how you build that, you let them know, hey, it's common courtesy. Hey, you busy right now?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I don't mind you even asking. It's not a problem. You want your nails done? It's not about that.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
A camera and a paycheck. She wasn't doing it for a paycheck. She was doing it out of love.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Honestly, and I'm going to be honest with y'all, everything comes down to how you're making that woman feel.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
To be honest. Because, like, I agree. I do prefer when I just meet a man that he asks if I'm busy and he can call. But honestly, if we had a great first date and you showed me a good time, baby, I'm finna stumble over that ottoman and break my back to run to my room and get that phone off that charger to answer that FaceTime. I hate to miss a call from a dude that I like.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
No, let's keep it 100. Ty, let me ask you this. As a woman, if a man FaceTimed you randomly that you like and you don't answer, you call him back as soon as you get a second, right? Yeah. Right. So if he has to call you back and you still don't answer, it's somebody you don't really worry about. So I can see both sides of it. It's two sides of it. Like I said, if I like you...
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
You can, you know, I don't mind. I'm like, oh, he called me when he first spoke up. Like, that's cute or whatever like that. You know what I'm saying? But I also think it's cute if you're like, hey, you busy? Can I FaceTime you real quick? You know what I'm saying? Like, I had somebody text me the other day like, oh, can I FaceTime you? I was like, oh, that was nice.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I think it's all about communication. If we really want to talk, we're going to talk. We're going to find the time to talk to each other. Like I said, I hate to miss a call.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
He never come in on the show. He does, though. He posts his baby mamas together. Jada and the first one, they always be together.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
That's deep in the archives. So, Buddy Marco has a freestyle, too, and he said your baby daddy must be vegan.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Your baby daddy must be vegan because he don't got no cheese.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
He said, your baby daddy, you're vegan. Oh, shit, he ain't got no cheese.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I'm just trying to create a safe space. I thought that we was vibing.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I think that's the beauty about when you have multiple baby mamas, they have to get along.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I think that it sets a tone for them to appreciate each other and the relationship that they need to have for their children to see each other. Because sometimes you're going to be busy and on the road. So they have to have a relationship with each other to make sure the kids see each other. So I don't see it as a problem. Now...
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
If you were dating one of them or in a relationship, I do think that... It would be different. It would be different.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
It would be different. Like, okay, the one that you're in a relationship, she does need her own post because she's doing more because she's in a relationship with you. She's your girlfriend, so she's doing girlfriend duties and baby mama duties.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
But, you know, you're not with neither one of your baby mamas.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
So... All right, Ty. I was saying so he could put them on the same post.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I'm sorry. I'm going to work on that. I'm fine. So we're going to play a game real quick. I love you, Marco.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
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Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
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Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
oh my god everything y'all been wanting to see we gonna be doing it right here on patreon yes y'all ask us for so much but we finna give it to y'all every single monday and it's gonna be a time y'all know poor minds has grown into its own little entity well we gonna have a lot of fun still over here at poor chronicles so make sure y'all tune in september 2nd it's going down thanks
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Yeah. God damn it. I'm trying to put her to work for real today. Oh, yeah, because you brought, like, 16 niggas. We got shots.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
That's all I'm saying. You don't got to drink no more.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
But you should be because you're the one who threw it off.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
He said you was like that when I met you. That's crazy. That she opened up that pocketbook and it was already gone?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I think he should. If y'all are comfortable with each other, because I'm going to tell you if you musty. That's cool.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I mean, I agree. I'm just saying. Sometimes we be out in the club. You done took three shots of Hennessy, and you like, hey, baby, this is my song. Ooh, daddy.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
She has four different baby daddies? Yeah, that's normal, right?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Okay, what's the next one, Drea? Okay. Would you rather fight a pit bull once a year or a goose every time you go to the store? A goose? I never see a goose. Actually, I do when I be driving up here. You be seeing a goose.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
A pit bull one time a year or a goose every time you go to the store.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Okay, I want to ask this one. Okay. Would you rather go viral for a wild DM you sent or a crazy thing you said on a podcast? Because you've gone viral for both.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
So do you think having multiple, like, baby daddies and maybe mamas is hereditary?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I think he was too. Why was he mad at you? Because he made a remix to his song with Ari Lennox.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I just realized what you said. She said, this is where you got it from. No, I was asking a question. This is journalism. We have a big star on the couch. No, it was not shade.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Okay, I got one. You killed it. Would you rather go on a date with somebody who only talks in Drake lyrics or someone who only speaks in riddles?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Because imagine you just sitting out there, all I got to do is put my mind to this. But that is all you got to do.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
And it's far from over. No. I mean. Everybody dies, but not everybody lives.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I would rather the riddles. I would rather the riddles.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Okay. Can we, before we move on to our first topic, I have one more question. I want to talk about the HBO Bleacher Report. Yeah, that's a big deal. Talk about that and what's going on with that and that deal and everything.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I think that would be funny, though. Did you ever try or you just never was?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I mean, because you know what? God has blessed you. You have a discipline because you're where you are now. Not being able to keep a job is not a good characteristic. But the fact that you still made it, because I think a lot of times working those nine to fives teach people discipline. So people like Drea, she's the same way. She couldn't keep a job.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
But I always say, like, having a job, that's what taught me discipline. That's why I have discipline now when it comes to being an entrepreneur because it's hard to have discipline doing what we do. So, but people who always say, like, they couldn't keep a job or they didn't... Do right with authority. I'm always amazed at seeing like, damn, so y'all just had discipline on your own.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I think some people naturally have discipline, but I think it's kind of like what we was talking about in the episode with Queen.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
And why the fuck you yelling in my face? I did karate when I was a kid. You did? Yes.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
But yeah, I don't know. I don't feel like I do well with discipline.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
So why do you think you could keep a job? Rent do, bitch. I'm not going to be funny. I never thought... Like, I always knew, like, my personality was different, but I was just like, bitch, go get a job. It was always, you work.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Let's go. So why do you feel like you could keep... Hold on, let me put my voice on.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
But anyways, but honestly, because rent do, bitch. I never, I grew up in a small town. It never gave.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
You know how people be like, can y'all clip this? And they be like, doing something sexy. And they be like, you should do that. Do something sexy so they can clip it. And they'll be like.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Oh, I got it. This is what you need to do, Marco. Right now. Go like this. Pull your curls and go like. Do that.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
That's what I'm saying. Like, you already be like... That's what I'm saying. All you have to do is pull your curls and lean. And then you got to look at Drea and giggle.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Y'all don't... Well, I have my brother-in-law. Like, me and him have been cool since I was like... But y'all don't have real-life brothers. He's not my... But he's like... I'm sitting out of the same womb. I got a dad brother. A who? A dad brother. Yeah.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
But anyways, like I was saying, I was never able... I was always able to keep a job because I grew up in a small town and it never gave, oh, go off to the big city. Then where are you from again? Orange, Texas.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
So it never gave, you're going to move off to the big city and be a big old star. It was always giving, bitch, grow up and you're going to work at this Chase Bank or you're going to work at the... Oil, you know, at the oil factory or something.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Like that's what you was going to do. So it never gave that. It always gave, I'm going to have a job. I've been working since I was 14.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
No, she did. I wanted to work. My first teacher, I was a dance teacher. We had a little dance studio I could walk to.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Hell yeah. Who's calling my phone? Who's calling this shit? Like ballet and shit?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I used to do ballet. Oh, that's the Drake thing. They said, what if they talking Drake? And I said, but I answered with a Drake. Who's calling my phone? Who's calling this shit?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
It was Kendrick. Oh, you talking about the battle or in general?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Oh, in general. In general. I'm not going to lie. Like... Um, when it comes to an everyday riding in my car, I'll put on Drake. But in this situation, I've always been a Kendrick fan, but Kendrick definitely.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
No, you know, they don't do that. What they do is like, they'll come up to us and they'll be like, oh my God, I love y'all show. Y'all need to have funny Marco on.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Like, I just be like, oh, you don't watch the show for real, but you know who I am.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Let's name some bad nut. Bad baby. Bad nut. You think that's a bad nut?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Are we call people's name like who they were on the show? Like they call Uncle Phil, Uncle Phil.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
No, it's not. Jamie Foxx? His real name is not Jamie Foxx. What is it? It's Ulysses. Oh, I knew it was with an E. I knew it was with an E. But that's crazy, right?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
You ain't supposed to be like, oh, yeah, I know that brother. Ulysses S. Grant is white. You don't know Ulysses. You don't know who Ulysses is?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I don't know. Okay, Ulysses S. Grant. He was the 18th president. I knew it.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
He not on nothing. He put on for his city. What was his city, though? He was from. What was he from? Click the Wikipedia, damn it. Where the was the nigga from? Where the Ulysses from? Ohio. You from Ohio, ain't you? Oh, my God. Y'all from the same town.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Probably. Anybody born before 1900, you can guarantee. Oh, he was a tourist. Shout out to us. Oh, he liked to travel. Huh?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
It's okay, though. I know. You are a bright young man.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Let's move on. I don't even know what we were talking about. You know how to spell Ulysses?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
It is a nice name. That is a... Oh, we were talking about... Would y'all name y'all kids Ulysses?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I would name my kid, like, Bartholomew. Bartholomew.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
That sounds like a dog. You know what? That is the name, if I wanted a dog, what his name would be.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Bartholomew. I actually had a dog named Bartholomew.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Who I want should want me, though. And if you want me, you should want me first.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Okay, so when a woman slides in your DMs... She interests it. She's what?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Okay. And has it ever worked out with a woman that slid in your DMs? Like, have you ever really, really liked a woman that slid in your DMs? Men are chasers.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Exactly. Because you didn't want her like that. You was in that many DMs.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
That's what I'm saying. She slid in his DM first, but he don't even remember who she was because he didn't want her.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I'm talking about now. Do women slide in your DMs now?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Let's talk about your Twitch for a second. Yeah, let's talk about it. You're streaming now. You're a streamer.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Big streamer. No, I'm not a streamer. So you're like up there with like the Kaisernet.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Oh, I didn't. I've never... I'm not being... Okay, so it's a level.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
See, I'm not going to lie. My cousin, I have a crackhead cousin too. What's his name? Oh, never mind. Don't talk about it. I'm not going to say her name, but I think she's good enough because she can do hair really good.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Have you been to a Beyonce concert? I didn't think so. Are you going to go to Cowboy Carter?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I didn't ask that. What does that mean? For you to say that... They're just different genders. Beyonce is the greatest performer of all time that's live right now.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
When you get nominated for album of the year, it's not best female album of the year. It's album of the year.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
My cousin that I was talking about earlier can do a backflip.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
No, Chris Brown is an amazing artist. I'll never take that away from him.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Alive and walking, the greatest performer of all time right now.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
No, I'm not taking it away. But if we say dead or alive, the greatest performer of all time is Michael Jackson. But if we're saying the greatest performer alive... So where do y'all put Ja Rule?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Yeah, he did that. Well, no, that was... Bobby Brown. That was Bobby Brown.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
When he hopped off that helicopter, because you said, and I know you said his part. Oh, yeah. When he hopped off that helicopter, he meant business.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Ja Rule, as a performer, I've never seen Ja Rule perform.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I didn't go to that concert, but I have seen 50 Cent perform, and he did a great job. You know who else was a good performer? Nelly.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Nelly was the first rapper that I seen that had background dancers. And he was getting it.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Hisself. Nelly was dancing. He was dancing. He had a hot eight count.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
So which song? Hotting Her. Ooh. For real. I'm not kidding. That's great. He had beautiful dance. Yes, he had a whole A-count.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Offset dances, baby. Offset hits an A-count. They need to do something. He knows the formula. They need to do something. Megan dances. You can't just stand there and do nothing.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Like the boys. Because the boys don't be dancing. The girls dance.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Well, you know, somebody actually complained recently about 50 Cent. He went viral on TikTok because she said he was doing this the whole time.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
And it was an error because he popularized them tank tops. Yeah. I think when you're on stage, though, you got to put on a show. You got to hit a little eight count, a little one, too. Unless you're like a singer, like a Celine Dion, she can sit there and sing. Adele can sit there and sing. But as a rapper, you know, you're right. Put on some visuals.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Like, I'm always going to be a little more partial to Lil Wayne, but Soulja Boy had influence. He had everybody. Soulja Boy was the first artist who was an influencer. Yeah. But Lil Wayne is... Literally, when you have debates about the greatest rapper of all time, you either say Lil Wayne or Jay-Z.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Because he had like... Soulja Boy literally started internet rappers. The long t-shirt tree.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Yes. I'm not going to lie, though. When I got my first pair of babes, it was because Soulja Boy.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I think Soulja Boy was very much an influence. Very influential. He influenced everybody. I was there. The kids don't understand. They disrespect Soulja Boy because they wasn't there. Lil Wayne's impact to this day is still heavily felt and not as much as Soulja Boy's just because Lil Wayne's music has aged a little better than Soulja Boy's. So it's a different feel.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
But if you was there, the influence. He opened the door for people to become famous off the internet.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Honestly, I'm not going to lie. I think Cardi B opened that door of female rappers. Nicki. No, the reason I say this is because when Nicki came in, Nicki was hanging with the boys. Nicki was rapping so good that Kanye and Jay-Z had to go. But he's there right now. No, that's what I'm saying. So he's talking about, like, influence.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Nicki Minaj has influenced the girls 100%, but nobody can keep up with Nicki. Nobody. Cardi B opened the doors for just fun raps. and club music to where you really, and this is no shade, I love Cardi, but Cardi says that I'm not a lyricist. I'm here to make you twerk and dance. Nicki was, I'm making you twerk and dance, but I'm giving you fucking bars. Nobody could keep up with that.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Cardi opened the doors for nobody. When Nicki came out, it was only Nicki. Literally. It was just Nicki. She was on feature after feature. When Cardi came in, it was like a rush of all these girls that were IG models, OnlyFan girls. They all started making music. So I think Cardi opened the door for all the girls to start making music. But you can still see Nicki's influence.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
The girls being animated because of Nicki. Nikki, Nikki is Nikki. Nikki's the greatest female rapper of all time. We all know that. It's no debate. You know what I'm saying? But I think Cardi opened the door for like fun music. It wasn't fun when Nikki was coming in. It was. Itty bitty piggy. No, I'm saying it wasn't fun because y'all could not keep up with her lyrically.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
So you're thinking of influence when it comes to like the other rap girls.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
The veins. The veins. The color. The little pink at the bottom. Man, the color lipstick. The two pink tops with the bra. The platform heels again. She brought back the platform heels. It's her style. Nikki was definitely, I mean, her influence is still here. Yeah.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Yes, we did. No, what is it? That was Would You Rather. Oh, topic number two, my babe.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
So, you're a funny guy. But not Funny Marco. It's Marco Summers. A.K.A. Marco Summers. Yeah. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, XP. And it's your girl, Drea Nicole. And if you're a person who's trying to get financially secure and set yourself up for a better future, we're going to tell y'all about Chime.
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But do you have a product or something that you want to promote and you want it featured on Poor Minds? Your opportunity is here.
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No, I'm serious, though. Like, Drea is very like, how can I get some money?
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No, he can sit on this couch. AWOL, do you have the mic for him? Hey, Pudgy, how you doing? Hey, Pudgy. Be careful, be careful.
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But if it makes you feel better. They say that people that are addicted to going to the gym are sex addicts. Are you a sex addict? I mean, I like a little sex.
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Why'd you tell him to be careful? No, because these couches are not expensive, so I just wanted you to be careful.
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Pudgy, you know we locked in. Don't do that. No, no. I was saying be careful sitting down. I didn't want you to sit down too quickly. Pudgy, you look nice. You do look nice.
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What did you do? You look different from the last time I saw you. What did you do today? What? In the gym. Like, did you do arms, legs?
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You just finished working out? You registered? No, he said he registered.
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It's okay, Pudgy, but you look different from the last time I saw you. You want a shot?
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How long have y'all been friends? How long have y'all been friends?
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How did y'all meet? He said, here you go, Mr. Pudgy. That's so sweet, Ty. Mr. Pudgy. Ty has manners.
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He said he came from the gym. He like Kiwi. That's a healthy snack. Pudgy, I didn't mean it like that, because you asked for chill.
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Pudgy, you said you want it. What he said? You didn't mean it like that. You the auntie. I didn't mean it. Tell him.
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He'll really like it. We have to restore order. Marco.
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Okay. That's a good point. I like that. Honestly, it's baby steps. So I'm glad that you even went to register. You know what I'm saying? I'm really proud of you. So how did you get started? Like, you create content. That's what you do full-time? Or are you like a business? What do you do full-time?
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No, not every day. I'm saying if y'all live together.
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Okay. Make us laugh. Yeah. No, he don't got to make us laugh. I mean, because sometimes shit ain't funny, Pudgy.
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Yeah, so we're having a serious... He probably got a little joke.
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Why is it not appropriate? Everything is appropriate. I mean, we're deep in the episode now.
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Don't be worried, Pudgy. We can take this out the episode if you don't want it in it.
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Oh, wow. Oh, no, we can't show this because this is animal endangerment. Hey, Craig, pipe down.
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Peter, we are sponsored. We have a sponsorship. No, it's not. It's him riding the horse. Okay, okay. His knee's buckling. Who, mine? No, the horse.
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I'm sorry, Pudgy. Did you have fun riding the horse?
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It was a cool experience. I mean, well, you like horseback riding. I'm saying that could be a date idea for you guys.
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What's that? A big-ass horse. So you need a Clydesdale.
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Okay, so where can we find you doing your stand-up? When do you perform? How long have you been doing stand-up?
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You do be hating a little bit. Marco, I'm not going to lie.
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If it works on somebody, then finally let it work. Let him do it.
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That's Pudgy. My bad. Pudgy, I thought we was bonding because I like the bar. I was just playing with you. I feel like we have a great time every time Pudgy comes on. I love Big Pudge.
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And I love Marco, but don't hate on Pudge. You got to let him come. Give me another shot, Ty. Fuck it.
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That's what she... We were supposed to take one. I'm going to just hold the rest of ours so we can take it together.
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No, exactly. Marco... Oh, wow. So me and Marco are friends. We're frenemies.
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You know? Like, we love each other, but we going to... I was trying to tell you what she was doing. We going to get on each other, you know? He's like the little brother.
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Don't do Pudgy like that. I think this is a beautiful moment. It's like a family reunion. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Thank you for coming, Pudgy. This has been great.
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Because he is. He's like my cousin. Ouch. Damn, Pudge. Cousin Pudgy. That's crazy. Cousin Pudgy. You don't got a bar for that?
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Get down on the ground and give me some what? He was about to say.
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Or y'all could go to LA Fitness. All right. But they don't have food.
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I thought you wanted to stay for the bed topic. Yeah, let's do the bed topic together. So now it's time to get into the bed. Bow. Yeah, Pudgy, the bed. Bow. Bow. Bow. Bow, bow, bow. Go pudgy. Go pudgy. Go pudgy. That's a big ass nipple. What the belly?
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So today, on the bed topic, we want you to be included on this. Because I feel like y'all are on opposite ends of the spectrum.
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When y'all stand together, we see the number 10. You know what I'm saying? So, y'all have different experiences when it comes to... Can I help you? What happened? The number 10? Yes, the number 10.
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One and zero. But it depends how you look at it. You look more like an eye, though.
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So we want to talk about chemistry versus physical attraction. Do you look at looks first, or are you trying to feel that spark? Do you have to have a conversation? What is it? Like, are you a physical person? Why are you looking at Pudgy?
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I think, I agree. I think guys are physical, but women, we have to have that spark. You know how many fine niggas are corny?
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Just like... It's no definition. You just know when he corny, you feel the vibes. You feel the aura.
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Yeah, because honestly, if we're on a date, like, why do you have all this money on you anyway?
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Because if you carrying, like, $6,000... He asked you a question.
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That's corny. I'm not going to say I'm not going to accept it, but why are you carrying $10,000 in cash on you? Am I going to take it? Hell yeah. But it's corny because there's ways to go about that. I just feel like that's dangerous to be walking around with that amount of money on you. If you wanted to really give me money... We could have had a conversation about that.
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You could have gave it to me at the house or whenever you came to pick me up. To be walking around with the wads of cash on you, you really not a safe man, a man who's about your business. Because honestly, the type of men I deal with, they know you don't even keep a lot of money in your bank account like that anyway. Your money should be in investments. Your money should be not just sitting there.
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Why are you carrying cash on you like that? $6,000 in your pocket is a little wild. That's crazy. That's crazy. Why do you need that? Thank you. Especially for a date. Like, our tab ain't about to be that much. Why do you need that much money? $6,000 at dinner?
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Marco said you hoes need a moderation. No, I'm saying because you look like you like extravagant things. Go ahead, Marco.
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I think it's corny when women go on first dates and they be like, oh my gosh, I'm so stressed. My gosh, I don't know how I'm going to... Laying out problems.
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I think that's corny. I feel like we need to get back to the basics of dating and understanding who you're dating. Like, if you're dating a man who has a regular 9 to 5 and you go on a first date talking about how you want a Chanel bag for your birthday, that's corny.
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Okay, so, okay. First of all, I want to redirect the conversation. First of all, your hair. I love your hair. No, wait. We got to ask him what's his addiction. Oh, what is your addiction?
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I think looking at other women, like, if you're a woman and, you know, you kind of live a regular lifestyle, and this is no shade, but, like, you're looking at somebody like Drea and looking at the lifestyle she lives, and you're like, oh, well, Drea gets that. I want that. It's goals. But also, I think we need to be, what do you like? What do you want?
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Wanting things just because another girl has it is weird to me.
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You know what I'm saying? And men do that, too. A lot of times, men only want to fuck a bitch because they know, oh, you used to fuck with Pudgy. Oh, I want to fuck with that hoe. That be happening all the time.
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Hoes just be wanting to fuck with hoes. Niggas want to fuck with hoes just because Pudgy.
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Oh, you're a people pleaser. Okay, that's fair. Yeah. Okay.
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I didn't say that shit. See, that's not going to work. You lied. I did not say that. He tried it. He did. All right, all right. You said, you tried to say that.
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Well, first, I want to say I love your hair. I love yours, too. You just took your braids out. You have very, very healthy hair.
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Sorry. Okay, so you said you like funny girls. Yeah. What else? Physically, what do you like?
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You don't like fat girls? He said that when we went on. He said he don't like big girls.
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What the hell? Why did he say that? What the hell? My homeboy just dick down and sell it. I thought it was okay to tell me. That's how he said it, Pudgy. Say it, Pudgy.
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He could have said anything that his homeboy told him. And he said he just dick down. All Boosie homeboys that's in jail right now are pissed. Leave me out of it.
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It does. I used to have a wig like that. No, not in a bad way.
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Drea. Drea, you know they call her the modern day Oprah. They call her Dopra. They do call me Dopra. Because she asks good questions.
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But I feel like, you know, do you grunt? This is the bad topic. Do you grunt? This is the bad topic. Do you grunt? Are you a moaner?
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Yes. You just don't know about my old wigs. I used to wear, like, really, like... But your hair doesn't last.
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So you don't make no noise? I know you be making noises because ever since you've been sitting down, you've been over there making noise. You make... We keep it honest on this couch. You make some noises, pudgy. So you don't do either one? Grunt or moan?
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Because he be at the door listening. Because he said he had some bad shit that he was just beating his meat off to.
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You speak Spanish? Give us an example. What you be saying?
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But let me say this. There's a clip going on that's like viral of you right now. You are on the show with Ocho Cinco and Shannon Sharp. I want to talk about that moment.
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All right, can you give us a line in Spanish that you would say during sex?
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But can you say anything in Spanish? It doesn't have to be sex.
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Right. Okay. That's fair. I'm not mad at that. And you said you're a silent assassin.
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Y'all know that's Drea Twins. They white and black. Dalmatian. They Dalmatian twins, okay? Sabrina Carpenter...
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Okay. Because this is why you have the funny in your name. I'm sorry, but like when you roasting with somebody... and they bring up, like, money, you automatically win, first of all. True. That's the rules. I'm sorry, that's the rules. As somebody who knows how to roast, like, if you, if I get on your ass and you be like, oh, but I cashed them checks, you lost.
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If you can't say congratulations, Flo, on your newborn beautiful bundle of joy, mind your business, because your baby's probably up in heaven with mine. And we not bothering each other, so don't bother her. And then she had Rosa Parks on her panties. Is that Rosa Parks on her panties? In your damn panties.
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The bow. Bow. Bow. Bow. Bow. Bow. Bow. So I think you should go first because you said you have a new song.
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Well, we heard his music, so I obviously want to give you a chance to talk about yours.
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I mean, we don't have to play it, but can you give us a few acapella bars from it?
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Marco, what you been jamming this week? What's your bop of the week? What's your music? Because we know you can rap. We know you had a song and a rap career.
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Okay, since you tested me and I failed, name five Tim's songs.
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Because maybe he meant Ice-T. That's the song that he was... Ice-T, yeah.
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You know what I'm saying? Because, like, we know. Well, I agree, but then I disagree, because sometimes people just don't got no money, and that's a fact. But that's not the case with him. Well, if y'all going back and forth, then yeah. Like, if I'm roasting Funny Marco, I can't be like, oh, yeah, Funny, I got them checks, though.
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Burning? Burning? It is. I'm about to look... Oh, Burning is the song. It is? Okay. Oh, that's from... Okay, that's from the new one. Something new. You missing a good one? Something new? Something new, yeah. Which album is that from? I'm not seeing it.
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I don't think Something New is one. But you got Burning? No, I got a couple. I gave you Ice-T because you said the other... Yeah, but I'm saying I listen to it. Yeah, yeah.
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Okay. I still haven't listened to that. You told me about her. Yeah. And I need to listen to her, and I haven't. I really like that song. Okay, I'm going to listen to it. Yes. Okay. I want to listen to it. Um, so there's this artist. She went viral recently. I know y'all be on TikTok. Y'all heard that song? Cause I'm too messy. And I'm something kinkly.
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She's really fucking dope. Like, sometimes I, when a viral TikTok song, I be like, I don't believe you as an artist. Yes, her. So she has an EP, and she has a song called Conceited, and it's so good. But honestly, the whole EP is called This Wasn't Meant For You Anyway. The whole album is fire. Lola Young is a star. We don't get a lot of stars that come along. You know what I'm saying?
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And she's got it. She makes really good music. Like, I haven't heard a project that I can really listen to from start to finish in a while.
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Well, I couldn't name my Kendrick songs. I got a little tipsy.
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But Drake got hits now. Drake has albums with no skips now. We not gonna do that. But I said the P&D album. I'm a Drake fan. Y'all like Party Next Door? I like party. I know. I never got into it. But that's me. That's just me. I never got into it. But it's just my ears. Certain ears, you know.
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And this is no shade to Shay Shay, because, you know, he... No, you're just talking for everybody. Yeah, for everybody. But everybody don't know how to roll. And that's what I more so was thinking. Like, of course, somebody like Shannon, if it's you and Shannon Sharp, then yeah, if he got to go to money, then you lost.
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It's like when that era was happening, you were either really into Party Next Door or you were into The Dream.
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Yes. So you were either like a Party Next Door or you were like into The Dream. And I was on The Dream side.
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You know what I'm saying? The Dream. You would compare them? The Dream and Party Next Door? Mm-hmm. But it's no comparison. I feel like it was the dream. I mean, it was Party Next Door and The Weeknd. Yeah. Well, I think when he came out, the comparison was it kind of sounded similar to the dream. Like the writing styles, like the auto-tune and things like that.
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And I'm like, you know, so I was a little biased. But I tried. But honestly, I'm not into The Weeknd. For real? I know. And you think I would be because the type of music. You didn't like Trilogy? No. Mm-mm. I never got into The Weeknd. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Trilogy. I know. I know. I know. He came out in, like, 2012. I was in college.
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All right, Buzz Lightyear, let's move on. Trilogy means there's three. Three.
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That is what it means. Okay. But hey, this is a place of learning. I got you. So now you know when people ask you. I did that to help you.
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So now when you go on a podcast, ain't nobody going to ask you.
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But when you go on the other, your big podcast, they be like, trilogy is three. It means there's three of them. It means one.
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That's a lie. Because I've read Harry Potter books. You can't read that shit in a day. That's a lie.
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Well, let me ask you this. You read all the Harry Potter books? Yes. Name the four Harry Potter houses.
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But you read all four books. But you read all four books. And that's a major thing.
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Okay, let's move on. Dre, let's see if you can speed read, though.
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Yeah, read it how you read your Harry Potter books in a day.
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What is this, Drea? A page from Harry Potter. It's a page off of Harry Potter? It is.
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You were reading very good. I'm sorry. I was into it.
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Secret. You're doing good. That's what I'm saying. He can read. So now I believe you.
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You'll never understand what you're reading. Let Marco Summers read your question. Because last time you were struggling reading.
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But you can read. I want to get through the question.
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You only had one drink. That's why I said let him read it.
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I think the Miss... You know, this is what I was getting at. Miss Netta stayed catching straight.
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You should take a shot. Around the shot, Si. Not for me, though.
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And start from the beginning. And don't breathe hard.
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Do we reach out to her? All right, well, you need to come on here.
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Okay. That was good, but now you got to read it a little slower so the people can know what you said. Because we got to give advice. Come on, Pudgy. We got to wrap this up.
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That was good. That was good. So what's y'all advice? What's y'all advice?
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People really go through real life shit. Marco hate me, man. He hates me.
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Well, no, the reason I say this is because I watch Real Housewives of Atlanta.
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How you feel, Dre? Me too. Amen. All right, we got one more question. You want to do the next one? No, I mean, I feel like sometimes you have to just let people go through their journey.
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When you are questioning things that are going on in somebody's life and you're like, I don't know where I stand, let them do what they do because if somebody wants you in their life, they're going to make sure you're there. Period. No matter what they're going through. Because I've realized that because in my friendships, friends that I want to be around, I make sure that we work it through.
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And Ms. Netta was on live and she was so happy because they were like, oh my God, they were talking about me on Real Housewives. They were like shading her. But that's still good, though.
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niggas, I'd be like, I don't really care if you're here or not. And men that I do care about, I'd be like, oh, I want you here. And it's the same thing. Just like you care about your partners in romantic relationships, it's the same thing. So I feel like people that give that effort, they want you there, they're going to show that they want you there.
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So work, family, whatever you got going on, kids, that's just excuses. So I think a lot of times men look for a way out. So him saying work, it's just him trying to be nice, to be honest. It's him trying to be nice and break it to you a little easier. That's just how I feel. So that may be bad advice, but.
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Y'all know him from doing pranks. He took it from the pranks to doing stand-up. You know, has one of the hottest podcasts out right now. Give it up for my friend, Funny Marco! Thank you. What's up?
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Period. Okay, last one. Hey, y'all, if you're reading this, I'm a huge fan of the show. I'm from Houston, too. So I've been watching since the beginning. I'm in quite a predicament. I'm a 29-year-old man, and I've been dating the love of my life for the past two and a half years. She's 14 years older than me, but that's never really been an issue.
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I proposed to her about six months ago and we're getting married in the last week of June. For my birthday in February, she got a DNA test kit because I have been questioning whether or not my father, the man that raised me, my biological dad,
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But I'm saying, like, why do people do that to Miss Netta? You caught up with Miss Netta.
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I'm not done. My fiance told me about a child she gave up for adoption when she was 14 in New Orleans. But I never thought anything of it because I believe that my parents were actually biologically related to me. I haven't confronted my parents about the fact that they are not my actual parents. And I've been hiding the results from my fiance, technically my fucking mother.
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To make things worse, we have been trying for a baby, and now I hope to fucking God she is not pregnant. I am genuinely at such a loss. Everyone I know and love, including my parents, adores us as a couple, and now... Now, this is a lie. I know whoever wrote this is lying, because if your parents, you know who you took the baby from. So let's stop Tyler Perry. Mm-hmm.
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I didn't think about that. Stop. If you're adopted. They don't allow that.
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I'm genuinely at a loss. No, he's fucking. Let me just finish it. Including my parents adores us as a couple and now I'm going to have to call off a fucking wedding because I would be marrying my mother. I don't know what to do and how to bring this up to my parents or my fiance. Any advice as to how I could bring this up tactfully as possible as I would appreciate it? Please help a nigga out.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
You're trying to write a movie. You're a story writer and you're trying to pitch your movie idea and I'm all for it. I would watch this movie. That's a movie? Yes, this is a movie. Yeah. Somebody is writing, this is not real. This would never happen. Because you can't adopt somebody and not know whose child you have. Like, closed adoptions are a thing, but you still know who the parents are.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
For real? You were adopted? Yeah. So was it closed or open?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Okay. I got adopted too by my biological aunt. Great aunt, my bad. Yeah, so I feel like, interesting story, but you can't fool me. I know a Tyler Perry movie when I see one. Yeah, that don't sound, that sound crazy. At the end of the day, because he said his parents, you almost had me, but when he said, my parents adore us as a couple.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
If your parents would have met y'all as a couple, they would have known, oh, this is the woman we adopted the baby from. Because y'all have to sign papers together.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
This is Tyler Perry. He said, let me try this. Let me test this out. Let me test this script out before mine. And then you asking us what should you do? Nigga, you know what you need to do. That's your mama. If that's your mama, you need to stop talking to her. Now he in love with his mama.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Okay, Funny Marker, let us know what you got coming up, where they can find you, all that good stuff.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Everybody's handsome. Okay, let me say this, Marco, and I'm being serious. I do not, I'm not being funny. I don't like when people talk about your skin.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
That's a big deal. Yeah. Is it like, can you tell us about it? Like, what is it going to be?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
No, it doesn't matter. It's okay. It's going to work out. We're going to speak positively.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
That's a big... Rebranding is hard. And I'm not even being funny right now. Rebranding, like, you really got to do it right.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
He did. He did. I'm not being... No, he did. Remember that?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
And then he rebranded to Diddy. Yeah, that's a wrap. Thank y'all. We love you guys. Wait. Make sure y'all tune in to Travel Queens on BET. Mm-hmm.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Oh, and are y'all going to come? Are y'all going to come to the premiere party Monday?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
It's Monday. Premiere party. It's going to be at the Gathering Spot. Pudgy, you coming through?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
No. It's cocktail attire. I mean, just long pants. Like, you can wear this.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Yeah. Yeah, no shorts. You can wear it like a top like this. Yeah, yeah.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Oh, y'all are Adidas sponsored. Great. Okay. So, Travel Queens every Wednesday.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I don't like it. I agree with her, though. I feel like it's very low-hanging fruit. Like, why is that where we go?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Remember what's his name? I'm not talking to you, but. Now shut your bitch ass up before I get to talking shit about you.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
And y'all make sure y'all submit Love Lex P every Monday. Love Lex P on YouTube. See y'all every Monday at 10 a.m. We'll see y'all next week. Bye, y'all. MuseBeautyCollection.com.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Y'all make sure y'all share the content, like, subscribe, follow, all that good stuff. And let me say this before we close out. Y'all, there is one Twitter account that is connected to Poor Minds. It's P-O-U-R underscore M-I-N-D-S. Y'all are tagging the wrong Poor Minds page. If you see at Poor Minds with no underscore, that is a fake page. Do not follow that page, okay?
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
They blocked me, Andrea, and the Poor Minds page on both. So we only have...
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
one instagram one twitter one tiktok it is p-o-u-r underscore m-i-n-d-s all right and we got a hella fake facebook page oh the facebook pages it's the our face the crazy thing is our facebook page actually have the least amount of followers so if you're on facebook the one that's ours got the least amount of followers the one that's That's not us. Got like 250,000 followers.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
But y'all know it's fake if you actually look at the content because the caption is like, whoever it is, don't speak English. Because their captions are like, Bamba Claude. Should men pay bill? Should men pay bill? Yes, no. Check answer below. Blah, blah. Booyah, booyah, booyah. Like, that's literally what the captions are. I'm like, you want that DDG? Bamba Claude. Bamba Claude.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
I like that you're a good sport. You are a good sport.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
That was... That wasn't funny. That was honestly, that shit corny. Yeah, that wasn't funny. I'm not amused. I'm not amused. That shit lame.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Are you asking me that? This is what I have to say about the clip. Ocho Cinco was in the middle laughing. That would have been mean. He was being messy because it looked like... I know a laugher. He was laughing at funny Marco jokes and he was laughing at how mad Shannon is.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Oh. Okay, so let's talk about... I think that's a great compliment. Yeah, because I'm really laughing. I think people don't think we're going to be funny just based off of, like, if they seen us out.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
Like if they just seen us somewhere and they didn't know about poor minds, I don't think they would think we're... What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Drea Nicole. And we're going to completely change your restroom ritual with Good Wipes.
Pour Minds Podcast
Good Nutts FT. Marco Summers
And one of the best things about it too is that they're flushable. So you're not messing up the environment at all. So Good Wipes are available at Target, Kroger, any local grocery store. And the best thing about it, if you go to goodwipes.com backslash poorminds, you'll get your first pack for free. All you have to do is text them your receipt and you'll get reimbursed.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
Um, so there's a lot of, uh, background to, to the question. Um, okay, let it rip. So the first half of the first eight or nine years of our marriage were very, uh, emotionally abusive from my side and it caused a lot of walls, um, between us.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
And, um, When I would come home from work and I would see if the house is dirty or things that weren't the way I wanted them, and I would notice that maybe she was on her phone, I would automatically say, well, you've been on your phone for multiple hours. Why haven't you been cleaning the house? And that has led to other conversations, to other areas of our marriage.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
And now I feel like when I talk to her about her being on her cell phone, it automatically brings up all the things from the past. And it's hard for me to push through that and for us to get through that barrier.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
Sure. And we've spent a lot of time in counseling and a lot of... That's all well and good.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
Yes. Okay. But it, it still can. So that old, that old self, um, I feel like she's thinking that it's still going to come up and that can still, uh, cause walls. Um, and if I walk in the house and I see the house is dirty and I have a, the, the look on my face, like I used to have on my face, she immediately goes to, she's not enough and she's not good enough.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
And I'm, you know, going right back to those things and I'm not sure how to get, how to get past that. You can't.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
How can I talk to my wife about her cell phone use without causing defensiveness? It's hard for me to push through that and for us to get through that barrier.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
Yeah. And alcohol... My ultimate, I mean. Scrolling Instagram works.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
Right. Yeah, and I feel like I've pushed her to that point to where she wants to do that. And it's because of my actions early in our marriage. That is just.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
I just, I love her so much. And I just, I want to get past this to where this isn't a thing anymore. And I, I'm just not sure what to do.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
It's been several years since we started doing it.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
Yeah. And we had a major life shift about six years ago. We had dealt with infertility for years, about 10 years. And then we're looking at our future and... what God had for us. And then she became pregnant and now we have two boys. Um, and, uh, it's totally changed the trajectory of our marriage. And so we've had to start to build something new and that's caused a lot of frictions along the way.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
No, we were like, okay, well, you know, we've been trying for 10 years and I just, we don't think we're going to have kids again. So now let's start looking past when our daughter graduates high school and what that's going to look like. And we're looking in the future and now we're not going to have a house of kids. And then now we have two young kids and yeah.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
Hey, how you doing today? I'm doing all right, brother. How about you, man? I'm doing well. Thank you for having me on your show. I really appreciate it. Absolutely, man. What's up? So my question is, how can I talk to my wife about her cell phone use without causing defensiveness?
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
The way I was raised. Tell me more. I was never affirmed by my father.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
Um, and when there was issues in the house, it was always put on me and my parents would fight and then my dad would leave and, and it would always, it always felt like it was my fault. And then my mom would try to protect me and coddle me through that. And, uh, yeah, so I have a lot of, yeah, I fight with that a lot.
The Dr. John Delony Show
How Do I Tell My Wife to Get off Her Phone?
Even, even more so in our house than when I was a kid.
The Journal.
Ozempic Is a Hit. So Why Is the Drugmaker’s CEO Out?
For our confidence in the Cagrosima molecule is very, very high. Good to hear, Martin. Very encouraging.
The Journal.
Ozempic Is a Hit. So Why Is the Drugmaker’s CEO Out?
Given the circumstances, we and Lars-Fluge Jørgensen have concluded that it is in the best interest of the company that he steps down, which is what we have announced today.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
Yeah, hey, thank you for taking my question. Sure. What's up? I just got a quick question. I'm 34. I got no savings. I got a baby on the way in May. Yay! And my credit score is in the crapper, and I don't know where to begin to rebuild.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
Yeah, that's what the wake-up call was. And I'm $27,000 in debt.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
Which may not seem... What do you make? Close to two grand a month, maybe a little bit more, depending on how much I work.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
Take care of animals.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
And I've also... I don't, but I also have options of buying the business if I work hard enough.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
Well, that's true. I'm also thinking about getting into trade work, too.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
So I was hoping like maybe you guys might have some guidance.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
Uh, not long, not too long.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We're not married yet. Okay, we're not married yet.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
We're living together in a camper to save money. I bet. Yeah, because things are really tight right now.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
And John's gospel is different from the other three gospels. He only picks about 12 characters. conversations and happenings. And he does those on purpose because each time there's some Jewish representative, some feast of the tabernacles or the Passover. And he got all deep into that, which I thought was fascinating. Because he's trying to show the Jewish world, hey, God became a man.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
His name is Jesus. Don't miss that. And they're one. And we need to be one as they're one. I mean, that was kind of where this was going.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Jay threw you under the bus when you weren't here. Wait a minute, Si. Did you miss the pintail? That's all I said.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
So are me and my wife.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
What I'm saying, though, is if you read what he says, he's right. It does keep coming up. Now, if somebody wants to take that and go down, it's like Jesus changed the water into wine. And so you have this big debate on whether it was wine because Jesus wouldn't have done that if it was fermented. Al, have you had people come to you and make those claims?
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
I'm like, okay, let me just take a time out. Because whatever it's talking about, that's not it. Now, we can talk about it when we have literally nothing else to do. But I'm saying they're missing the bigger picture. And I think John is explaining that. something that to them and to people today is crazy. God became a man and they're one. I read, that's why I read the John 10. It says we are one.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Yeah.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
What happened to that rule, though, about you only shoot things you see? If you're hat.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
I agree with what.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
He wasn't making a doctrinal position about anything. He just said that, you're going to see some clues in John 1 that you're going to go further down the rabbit hole as you go through John with these theme lines. Now, life, love, and light are a little easier to manage, but he was like, this oneness is a little harder to manage because a lot of people, like Zach just said,
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Take that to where it means something else. What he was trying to say is that God is love, and love is, I don't know the word he used, but it must be expressed. It's like if there was just one aspect of God, well, how could he love?
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
No, that's good. That's a good way to say it. And so that fact is what's so powerful about what humans need from God, which is why he sent Jesus in love Who saved the world.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Because it's actually an expression of love because love does not delight in evil.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Eschatology, which is what happens later.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Well, that's why I went through the love. And it's actually, if you go John 17 and go backwards... every time love is mentioned, it's actually you'll have a light bulb moment because that's kind of what I did. It's like, oh. And I think John did that on purpose. That's why I said you are introduced to Jesus in a way that's very well written.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
No, I agree.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
25 shells. You shall know the truth, and the truth will set you free. You're mostly right, because they were further, I guess. We were missing. It wasn't 25. I would say half a box. I'd say 12 shots, which is a lot. Now we're going with excuses, aren't we?
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Yeah, I mean, it's hard for me to not read that and not think he had a humorous. Because they always thought. Well, because everybody always says, it's like my mom has told every son, Every grandkid, every great grandkid, you know you're my favorite.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
25 hours ago, I brought her and Phil two pork chops. And I had been hunting. I was sweating because it was 75 degrees. But I brought them two pork chops. And you know what she said? That's why you're my favorite. And so I've told everybody that I'm the one that mom loves. Oh, boy. You know what?
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
You know what they say about excuses. Yeah, I love it. But he cut that pen tail. No, we missed him. The only thing I thought is my heart wasn't into it. It's like shooting skeet. I'm terrible. Oh, yeah. I mean, because I can't eat a skeet.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Yeah, I was leading them too far. You were leading them way too far.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
It was with a 20 gauge.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Well, that's what I was going to say. So when you go back to how John started, in the beginning, all of his audience immediately went back to Genesis 1 because it says, in the beginning, God. Well, then what was kind of the climax of that story when God created humans? Remember when he said, all right, this is good, this is good, this is good. He created humans. This is very good. Well, now...
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
He starts off, I mean, just think of the boldness here. In the beginning was the Word. And what is the climax of what he's saying? The whole point here is verse 14. The Word became flesh. So back to Genesis 1, the climax was he made humans and God would dwell with them. And he did for a short period of time. And now you have God becoming a human I mean, that's what he was putting out there.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
And it was not well received. But I think one of the reasons he does make that claim that I'm the one that Jesus loved is because about four times that I could find, he's telling a story, and then all of a sudden he pauses, unlike the other gospel writers, and say, now this is what he meant. This is what was going to happen later. And I wanted to give you an example of that.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
So in John 2, you remember after Jesus clears the temple, And you get down to about verse 18. It says, Then the Jews demanded of him, What miraculous sign can you show us to prove you have authority to do this? Because he just cleaned out the temple. Now, we all know that they, under the former regime before Jesus, they put all their hopes, dreams, politics, economy, religion, worship,
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
I think they might. They were nice guys.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
culture, family, in what happens in that temple because that is where God's presence is being revealed.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
And so Jesus goes in there, get out of here, turning over tables. You've turned my father's house into a market. Yeah, den of thieves and all that. So then Jesus answered them in 219, destroy this temple. Because they said, what sign? And I'll raise it again in three days. Yeah, and I'll raise it again in three days.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
The Jews replied, it has taken 46 years to build this temple, and you're going to raise it in three days? Now, all of a sudden, even though you don't see it in your Bible, John calls a timeout. So he's going through the story, and then in verse 21, he says, but the temple he had spoken of was his body. After he was raised from the dead, he's going all the way to the end.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
We're a long way from that. We're in John chapter 2. It's like, what kind of writer does this? And I think... One who writes his own commentary. I like that. This is what was happening, which I'm so glad because this is one of my favorite verses in the Bible. Yeah. Because he's showing you the preview of why he would become king of kings. He's going to die. He's going to be buried.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
And he's going to raise...
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
this temple from the ground the temple he was talking about was his actual body which is just incredible yeah that you that somebody is is talking about a human like this i mean we all take it for granted because we've read all this but if you started talk making these claims you know you went up to a church bill and said hey all y'all get out of here and they're like who who you think you are
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
And he's like, hey, you destroy this temple and I'll raise it up. They're looking around at the building. He's like, well, then you have this voice. The actual temple that he's talking about is his body. And he's going to bring that back from the dead. Well, then he kind of gets into the emotional aspect of the disciples. After he was raised from the dead, his disciples recalled what he had said.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Well, he was one of the disciples. So I don't know if he was including himself in that. I guess he is. Then they believed the scripture and the words that Jesus had spoken. And then it goes back to the story. Now, while he was in Jerusalem at the Passover feast, well, what's the significance of the Passover feast? Well, now you go back to John 2.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Remember with John the Baptist, first thing he said? Look, the Lamb of God. What does that have to do? Where's all these Passover feasts? Where's that even coming from? It's involving lambs. Well, why is the forerunner calling Jesus the Lamb of God? Right. Why was Jesus crucified?
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
On the day they were crucifying all the lambs at the temple. Right. Well, I mean, the more you start looking at this, the more you think, who could make this up? Right. What's happening here? Is it possible that he actually came back from the dead and died as a sacrifice for all human beings on the planet?
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
How do they know that?
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Well, I want to piggyback on something Zach said earlier that on the last podcast, I brought up Proverbs 8, but I wish I'd have read it. But I want to read it now because something Zach said is in Proverbs 8. And so earlier when he was talking about life and death, which is what we're talking about here, even Jesus saying, look, you destroy this temple.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
I'm going to bring it back, which is what is so appealing about this because we're all dying. Exactly. I mean, go find something.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Find something in the law that's going to keep you alive. I mean, which is foreign. They're like, well, we may be gaseous spirits floating around whatever, which is some of the same things we do today. But I want to read this Proverbs 8. So in the middle of this lady wisdom analogy, in verse 27, you kind of see this looking like Jesus because it says, I was there when he set the heavens in place.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
He's talking about wisdom, but We know all the verses in Colossians. Christ is our wisdom. He's the wisdom of God. As a human, you want to know what God's wisdom is like. Well, he became a man so we can understand what the wisdom of God is like. And if we have him inside of us, we become real wise on how to navigate life and how to help people.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
So then he goes on to say before the foundations, but he gets down to the end in the last two verses. I mean, Zach literally quoted this a while ago without given the reference. It says, for whoever finds me, and this is Proverbs 8, 35, whoever finds me finds life and receives favor from the Lord. But whoever fails to find me harms himself. All who hate me love death. I mean, what a statement.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
And that's why when you hear the case for Jesus, as John lays out, These are the theme lines that you have to start pondering. You're like, well, if I'm not in the light, I'm in darkness. If I don't have life, all I'm left with is death. If I don't have love, no wonder I'm so grumpy.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Yeah, that's why Jesus' resurrection is so important because every other power, tries to use death as their means of power display. That's right. That's what they say. Oh, look how powerful. I don't know.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
You know what? I'm kind of with Lisa. Have you ever noticed my house? You know how many mounted animals are in my house? I've never seen one. I've never mounted an animal.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
But I like quantity also.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Well, that's why I think he said Proverbs 8. He's like, whoever does not come to me.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Well, I think when he made the reference in John 2 that I read, when he said, then they believed, after he was raised from the dead, 2.22. After he was raised from the dead, his disciples recalled what he had said. Then they believed the scriptures. Well, what are scriptures? Words.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
And so that's why later he would say in John 5, You think you're going to have eternal life because you know the scriptures. Well, you know the words. Who is Jesus doing the most arguing with? People who are experts in the law, which is a lot of words with rules attached, and those who know all these kind of words. We do the same thing today. We'll read a scripture. We'll break down the word.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
A little birdie told me that on the Duck Call Room podcast, y'all just not only throw me under the bus, but run over me. Back up, do it again. Back up, do it again. Somebody told me that.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Five different ways, you know, and we deem people more smarter or more close to God with however many words they know. That's why I'm always making fun of Zach for all the words he knows. And I think that's why he started this off. If you want to know what God says, I'm going to take that and become a person. Yeah. I mean, it's fascinating.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Well, exactly. Do you think it's an accident that the last verse in John is he makes this bizarre thing that says, I've chosen these few things. so that you can believe. He says that in the previous chapter. But then he says, but Jesus did a lot of other things. There's not enough books in the world. If all of them are written down, there's not enough books. Well, what are in books? Words. Words.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
He started off saying, in the beginning is the Word. I never made this connection until last night, I thought. Then he makes this weird illustration that if we tried to write down everything he did, there would not be enough books or not enough room to hold all the books, all the words to describe and all the thoughts based on what he did, who he is, what he's going to do, however you want to.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
This year, Si, y'all been hunting that deer for five years. No, only two. Only two.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
You're welcome back in the time. There's someone in my head. It's not me. But when I received the Holy Spirit, I actually thought, ooh, I have a different version of that song.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
How many times did you shot at this dude? Tell the truth.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Okay, yeah.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Oh, I know. This story's hilarious.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
He said, Si, there's a deer. Let me get the camera.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
So he goes down there. Now, Si, tell the truth. You said, oh, I got that deer.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
So you hear a shot.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
I'm going to have to interpret what happened.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
The next day, so I'll say it simple. What happened was the deer was standing there.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
But the very moment that Si pulled the trigger, because they looked at where the blood was, where the big deer was standing, he missed the big deer. Because a yearling stepped in front, or I think just darted in front. And he clipped the yearling. Hey, no greater love. No greater love. That's it.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
And then Si, weeks later, actually got another opportunity.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
I did take Si's side. I think from where the deer was standing, I think it was close enough to... Oh, it was a good shot. It was a good shot.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
The deer only ran 70 yards and was just dead. And that deer... was a bus with horns. Oh, yeah. I mean, huge. But he was a lot bigger last year.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
It's with love, though, James. Because Martin, he said something to me. He said he heard that I threw him under the bus. And I said, and it was a big bus. Because he's a big man.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
And none of these animals that we're discussing were injured or hurt, except the ones we killed and the few of the heads. Except the ones we've been eating.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Did you shed a tear or something?
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
And so since it bothered him, then I found some new material the other day when he volunteered to hunt out of the blind. The day you were there, we were hunting. And I told the story about you shooting the crow. And you missed the pintail. But then you wanted to let everybody know. You didn't miss the pintail because you couldn't shoot.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Well, I might have got too deep talking about this theme about being one. I don't think you did. I did leave off this part, which probably should have started with this. I mean, when you think of defining one, even in the Greek, it's the same concept of you have one. So like when we say Jesus is the king of kings, we're like, there's one true king. His name is Jesus.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Well, we're saying he's unique. Well, why is he unique? Why is he king of kings? Well, he's imperishable, indestructible, innocent. He's sinless. I mean, there's a lot of unique qualities that makes him one of a kind. Now, but then so, but he says me and the father are one. Okay, that's a little bit of a mind blower, but it's deep is my point.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
But then you also have the idea of humans coming together. I mean, you have individuals, which I told you, most of the book of John uses that grammar as singular. It's like anyone who comes to me, it's anyone who hears it. And he had an example, and I'll give you this little, I took a picture of this because I thought it was interesting. So listen to this on the stats of this.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Because he puts major themes in John. And he has the one who, that phrase, the one who, 37 times. Yeah. That's a lot. Yeah.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
In reference to God? No, I'm going to give you the example. The one who believes in the son has eternal life. But the one who refuses to believe in the son. will not see life, but must endure God's wrath. That's John 3.36. Here's another one. The one who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I will love him and reveal myself. That's 14.21.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
So that little phrase, I thought that was pretty incredible. Do you not agree? 37 times in a singular fashion?
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Over 50.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
So listen to this. 14 times it says, if anyone. And ours, when I looked at mine, it was like whoever. So here's two examples. If anyone keeps my word, he will never see death. 851.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Look, he's not making some doctrine out of this because he said there's also one instance where he's talking about the whole, but his point was, but the whole thing, especially when you get into John 17, is about us becoming one because of the one God, who Jesus is. So he's like, but it is a, to his point, this is mentioned a whole lot in the book of John. Cause I started just reading them all.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
And I thought, you know, if something is mentioned this many times, it means something, the uniqueness and the unity that comes from that on who God is revealing himself in Jesus.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
Thank you for making my point, Al. I think Zach's got smoke coming off his head. I see it.
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Ep 1021 | Uncle Si Gets Choked Up When His Two-Year Dream Finally Becomes Reality
But look, he made a lot of points. That one just was the most fascinating to me. as I read and thought about unity and the unity of God, even though it's complex for us to wrap our heads around, he kind of introduces that in the first chapter. Mackey's whole point was when you read the first chapter, it's kind of like all these clues that he then uses characters.