Uncle Si opens up about the struggles he’s had with fame, though he’s thankful for all the good he’s been able to do because of it. Phillip points out that it’s probably good Si didn’t get famous as a younger man, and John-David is shocked to find the most unlikely person on the planet has joined the world of social media. Martin relives a trip to Las Vegas with John-David where he felt like a fish out of water, and Si decides there’s only one thing to do if he suddenly won a big lottery. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What struggles did Uncle Si face with fame?
I can see through walls because I have ammonia in my brain. I'm not kidding y'all. I'm about to go buy some of that.
Why? The last thing you need is more energy. Wait, let us watch you and monitor you for a little while.
Yeah, like if there was ever a customer for not smelling salts, it's you. I'm about to. As you pound that Celsius between your, I mean like. I'm hiding this one. You are going to die of a heart attack.
What?
What is it?
Depends on how much I drink.
Resting. If you're resting, it should be pretty consistent.
Huh? No, mine's between 55 and 60. Yeah. There you go. Beat a minute. Or a second. All right. Don't come at me. Jump ropes were hard. Had it figured out. That's all I'm saying. But them smelling salts got me. We talked about it last episode. The warning labels said keep away from people with lung problems. So we didn't bring them around. But I can see through walls now.
That stuff's wild.
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Chapter 2: Why is it good Si didn't get famous younger?
That's right. Do you realize if you double in age, you'll be 110? Yes, I do. That's wild. Yep.
I mean, that's what the smell of salt's getting. I was waiting for some profound. Nope, that's it. We're going somewhere. No, we're not.
I was waiting for the punchline. That's how I feel today.
Well, you know what you need to do tonight, Phillip?
Tell me.
If you get bored and you need to be entertained on your 55th birthday. Hot tub with a cigar? No, you need to unlock your phone and get on Instagram.
Nope, not Instagram.
Oh, it's on Instagram.
I know, but there's another thing that's happened to it.
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Chapter 3: Who joined social media unexpectedly?
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Excellent. That's what I'm talking about.
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so we want to welcome everybody from uncle si's page to the duck car room this is our first ever live broadcast oh no just remember that it's live so what do you want to tell your 4.8 million followers right now anything good we are live this is the best time in america yeah amen buddy just keep turning on and like your mind is i i got dish so it's on channel 205 oh okay
Put it on 205 and keep up with what President Trump's doing right now. Hey, look. He's got the whole world shook up, boys. Thank you. This is just the beginning.
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Chapter 4: What did Martin experience in Las Vegas?
What were we playing? Roulette? Roulette. Yeah, playing roulette. They were playing. Me and Johnny D were just there talking.
I was watching.
And Johnny D looked at him and said, you know what? Watching people who's got like a house note on the line gambles way more fun than watching you gamble. It was wild. He does well for himself. And he did well on the roulette wheel somehow.
He walked away with more than me.
Yeah, he walked away with more money than he started there with. And me and Johnny D sat there and watched him.
It was like watching Drew Brees. I was just cheering him on.
Yeah. But your gut was a little bit sick thinking about all that money.
Oh, no, I would have pooped my pants. If that was my money, I'd be like, well, let me go back to the grindstone for the next six months. These worms ain't going to sell themselves. We went down.
I just wasted a year's salary.
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Chapter 5: What would Si do if he won the lottery?
This podcast will be over. I will be in a cash game of cash games, buddy.
I'd go tow this luggage.
Hey, I'm telling you. And hopefully I get a little tip money.
don't count on it oh i'd have that i'd have his little i'd have his little travel my pillow right here saying what you need big dog martin he can't hand martin can't hang he he uh he only he went with you that one time i was like martin sit beside side and take care of him let me go back here and rest i fell for it once i rode up for the other way back he said don't even think about it yeah no you can have that son all right besides the sister i was willie's sister i can do anything
Ain't that the truth. You still could be. It's wild, man.
I could go with Si. $150 million, what you get?
Who, me? I don't know what I'm doing if I have $150 million.
Would we know?
Yeah.
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Chapter 6: How does Si feel about social media?
Florida.
Jacksonville. He's from the Panhandle. He's a redneck.
A panhandler.
Yeah, we hired one from there. Okay. Go ahead.
Oh, Cade's dad called me.
Hey, guys. My name's Denver, and I'm from the Panhandle, Florida. First of all, Hunter, I just want to say there's nothing wrong with driving a long way to get to a nice movie theater. Anyway, my question's for everyone.
Hunter picked this.
If you're going to go on a vacation or something... How far is too far to drive? And at what point do you just fly? Thanks. Enjoy the podcast and y'all have a great day. Yes.
This is a great question because I'm currently in an argument with my entire family that Colorado Springs is too far to drive.
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