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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Whooping, boys.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Look, kickball champions.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
That must have been a very little freezer. Now it's size bashing the size of my phone. Well, hey, I'm just saying, hey, I had a big freezer, okay, with mine. We need the dump truck.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
They all show up with tents.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
We need the dump truck to take all the stuff.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
What is that noise I hear, Jay? He's rattling some kind of chains.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Put Toby Keith on there. Toby Keith, baby. Yeah. Toby Keith.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
The stupidest thing I've been involved in, we went duck hunting up to Moss Lake.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
We got stuck in Phil's Toyota. And he was...
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah. Okay. It's just stupid mood. When we got stuck, he just sits there with his foot to the floor. The engine is just screaming, okay? He said, well, it's going to do one or two things. And I said, you got a winch on the front. That's why you got the winch, okay? He said, nope. It's going to pull out or blow up. And we sat there for 15 minutes.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And I said, well, that's a pretty good injury because it ain't blowed up yet. I said, you going to go out and do the winch and pull it out? He finally changed his mind.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
But he sat there for 15 minutes.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
With his foot on the floor.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Screaming. Yeah. I laughed. I was laughing the whole time.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we had beverages.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Thank you. What's known is manageable.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I was just there once while I was saying, hey, look.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
We're about to 10-minute mark. Okay. The winch is still out there. Yeah.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, no, I ain't going to do it.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
No, I'll let him get out.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Hey, yeah. I get the gate. I'll open the gate for you.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Oh, well, no. Now, if it's either walking or, yeah, I'll do it.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
You can, right? I'll do it. Hold on.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Well, no, no, because I see people that get in and hook the wings up and then stand in front of it.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Hey, I always say, hey, look. Nope. You know, I just advise you not to stand there. Yeah. You know, the guy said, well, what are you talking about? I said, hey, that thing is in a bind, son. And I said, hey, that's just a little cable. I said, what if that thing breaks?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
It's coming to you. And I said, that thing will cut you in half, son.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Oh, I was going to say, that's a dangerous thing. It is. Because it's under pressure. I mean, big time pressure.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I would advise you to consider another place to stand. I did it the other day when we was filming out there. He done something dangerous and then I just said, hey, stupid. Don't go up there and play with that.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
It ain't going to hang around there.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I was there. Hey, stupid, don't be going up there and playing with that.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Well, hey, I just said, hey, you're doing something real dumb right there. Yeah. Can confirm. Yeah.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Bengal tiger. That was one of the best days, okay, as far as I'm concerned, about famine. Yeah. The day that me and Phil went to Washington and talked to the kids. Yeah. Yeah. One of my favorites. That was hilarious. You want to run it back?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Your neighbor on the south.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And a lot of other stuff.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Hey, well, I don't want neither one of them.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, but most people don't use it.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Why is because it's ingrained in them. My wife was in there in my closet the other day. She come back and she said, oh, I'm going to throw all your blue jeans away. I said, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I said, you're going to do what? No, that means they're coming to my office. No, no. She said, I'm going to throw. You don't ever wear them. All you wear is them three pants.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And I said, hey, don't be throwing my blue jeans away. Yeah, I may want to go stepping out later. I may want to put them on.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, and we was filming. And look, I didn't know nothing about this. I look up there and the auctioneer, Mark, pulls out my cowboy boots. Tell me, how much you going to give me for this? Well, I said, wait.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Wait, that's my pair of boots. Did you have to buy them? They sold them. You could have bought them. And I'm looking and say, wait a minute. And then next thing, hey, they got one of my pretty coats. And I said. His pretty coat?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah. Oh, whoa. I said, hey, that is not being sold. What'd they say? Yes, it is. Mark said, who's going to be? I walked up and took it from him. And he started grabbing. I said, I fixed to punch you in the nose.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
No, it's a pretty coat. It may be gone now. It's a pretty coat. I had to check. I hadn't done an inventory. They get in a cleaning spree, a woman does, okay?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Okay, and it ain't got nothing to do with the Bible. Actual woods? It ain't got nothing to do with the Bible. What's the first one? In my area where my recliner's at, there's two tables.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Yeah, do not touch. Commandment one. It's like that right there. Don't sit in this chair. Hemorrhoids are contagious. Hold on. Don't touch it. Thou shalt not touch. First thing I always say, hey, where is this? Christine, I can hear you in the room. I ain't touched it.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
If they respond like that. It's like when you throw a rock in a pen of dogs, the one that yelps first, that's the one you hit. I said, so since you had to do something with it, because you screamed just the minute I said it. She said, I didn't touch it, y'all. I know where everything is at.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
It's hoarding, okay? He's a hoarder.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
They ain't having a good time unless they're crying.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Hey, marriage between a man and a woman is better than Babe and Barney's circus.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
The guy that preached Sunday. That's what he preached on.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And it was hilarious. It really was because he said, well, you got two individuals and they come together and get married. And he said, and they both, it's so messed up, it ain't even funny.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Can't lift the bags.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Here's the deal. I hadn't looked at them. Duke's always in the running. North Carolina, the Wolfpack's always in the running.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I have a fence, boy.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Well, I was going to say, North Carolina, both teams. Yeah, you got to watch them.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
He don't like tables.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
What, the top four right now is what? Gators.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Houston and Auburn.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
shoot them all jack oh i love i don't like alligators and i've only been alligator hunting one time and i took somebody with me that knew a little bit more than me i don't know who was playing it was golf carter wants to kill in florida happy gilmore oh and i'm talking no no no and i'm talking but there's some big gators out there and one of them was all right three-legged
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And Duke.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
There was a three-legged alligator? Oh, no, yeah.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
In high school, they had a young lady that was a tomboy. She was always chasing the guy that was scared of snakes. She had a little green snake wrapped around her hand, y'all. Oh, yeah. They're docile. They had enough. One of them slipped up behind that she'd been chasing and just cut that end of that tail snake off with his finger nail. Oh, poor guy. Oh, no.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And hey, when he did, that sucker raised up like a king cobra.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And, hey, look, she lost her mind and went crazy. They took her to the nut house. Where she belonged, okay, for playing with a stupid thing to begin with. Amen.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
He ain't a gambler.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
That's pretty wild. Yeah, that's right, though. There's no such thing. In my day, the 60s. All bands. All bands. Now? Now? No. Like I said, what's a new band?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Hey, it was a rapper. It was a rapper that's not doing well.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Feel-good music. Okay.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Oh, no. That's what they always said. The one of the greatest bands in the 60s. They were talking about, OK, was it the music or was it the drugs we was taking?
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
No, it wasn't the drugs. They all said, hey, nope, we was on drugs. But the music was sound, buddy.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Well, no, no.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Well, I know, but I'm just saying, hey, the music was right. He's just saying.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
I'm pretty sure tight's over. Well, that's a good saying. Nah, it's good.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
How was it? Hey, that was tight.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Oh, that's tight.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
64 options. Okay. Nope. Who's going to come out the winner? I do not know. That's how a bracket works. Pick one out of 64.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Hey, look at that. They was tailor-made, boy.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
No, hey, that's one thing about them boots are made so well.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Okay, if you don't get the right size, you ain't gonna get your foot in it.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
They ain't gonna give.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Well, most of them have a break-in period.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Okay, hey, look, there ain't no break-in period because, hey, there ain't no break.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
T-E-C-O-V-A-S. Boogie in, boys. Boogie in.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
That's what was fun back in the day.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Is all the church teams like you're talking about? Did everybody in the town? We all had a team.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
That was a lot of fun back in them days, though.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Well, it reminds me of hockey, which I'm not a big hockey fan. Yeah. But the reason the fans go to watch a hockey game, it's a fist fight. That's the way all the stuff was back in the day.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Oh, no, no, I'm serious. That's why, you know, that basketball team that we had in the local community, We had one guy, he's 6'6", weighs about 375, maybe 400. And look, not an ounce of fat on him.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
No, no, I'm serious. And this man never wore anything. But overalls. No shirt. No shirt. Overalls. And then you have one of them big clown red anchors that most people could use them as a blanket.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
He wasn't a water boy. He played. That was the one that bought a breeding bull for $20,000. Oh, that's him. Oh, here we go. And then killed him.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Look, I'm telling you, that boy's fist was as big as that bongo drum.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
And the bull run over him, okay? He had that red angst of hanging out his overall. The bull run over him, turned around, and the guy got up and dusted himself off when he come running by.
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Justin Martin Responds to the "Messy" Allegations Against Him from His Wife
Hey, he hit him right there and killed him dead with a hammer.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
You book dates on a couch? Hunter doesn't say. He doesn't turn into a lover, you know what? So, Hunter has a date at some point in the next three to four weeks. So, we can't get other girls' numbers.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Well, hey. You had to retire from Duck Commander.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Hey, butt crack. Buddy. We actually need to have Jacob on the show because we have him on.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
He's an interesting little weirdo. Yeah.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
And AG1 is one of the easiest things you can do for your health. Make it a habit you'll actually stick with. AG1 is the simplest thing I can do to support my whole body in just 60 seconds every day.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
And research has shown that having a partner can significantly increase the likelihood of habit formation. Don't you and Alicia drink it together?
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I would cook for Si just to see.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I just want to cook something else for him, too.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, and back in the day, the McAllister's got like 13 pizzas for $123.50. I mean, imagine that.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Why do you think I make my own pizza? Yeah.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
We told it 10 times to the whole world, Al. We're aware. The dressing sucks, Al.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah, anti-sage. But I need to say this. This poor dish that Al made has been blasted for more time to more people than any other dish since the dawn of man. It's been blasted more than his obsession with vest, which is troubling. We have talked about this one bucket of... Well, no, no.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
We're rooting for you, though, Hunter. I don't know where this is going to go back to.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Let's hear about the date. Tell us what you're going to do.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Oh, yeah, look. Hey, sage is used to cleanse and purify spaces and get rid of unwarranted spirits.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Especially the ladies need to hear this.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I don't even think I could tell you what sage tastes like.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Martin, I'm excited. We're going to introduce a brand new partner to our show. And this wasn't a company calling us saying, hey, we need you guys. We'd like to advertise. No, no, no. This was our team calling them and saying, hey, we believe in what you guys stand for. We believe in your product and we want you to advertise on our show. Well, what is it?
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I'm talking about Pure Talk, America's wireless company. Their CEO is different than Cy because that guy likes cell phones. But he is a veteran like Cy, and he served a couple tours in theater. And the worst part about cell phones, you call customer service. I don't know what you're saying. You don't know what I'm saying. There's 16 oceans between us. I got no clue.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Not with these guys because they're making jobs right here in America, and their customer service team is based in good old Covington, Georgia. And Pure Talk is on America's most dependable 5G network. Same tower, same network as those big guys, but half the cost. All that for just $25. And the average family saves over $1,000 a year on their cell phone bill.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
You can keep your phone, keep your number, which was important to me, and choose from the latest iPhones and Androids. Switching is easy, I know, because I just did it. And I'm a Pure Talk customer. And, Cy, you're going to like this even more than people talking on the phone. This is why we love these guys.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
They donated $50,000 to provide scholarships to support veterans learning trades after active duty. They're helping eliminate veteran debt, and they're raising donations to end veteran suicide. Stone's a veteran. Cy's a veteran. We love veterans here in the Duck Call Room, so what a better company to
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
partner with the mere talk uh and we love what these guys do so go check them out just go to puretalk.com slash duck to save 50 off your first month make the switch today at puretalk.com slash duck and join america's wireless company go get them pure talk That's where most people don't know how to make pizza. They put Italian sausage on a pizza because they think Italian.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Hey, me and Si are comfortable today. It's taken me 430 episodes to figure out how to sit in this chair comfortably. Got it. I'm basically laying down today. Lay it down, boy. I'm very comfortable.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I got to figure out. I'm texting Allison.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
It's a bar and grill. It's a cool place.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I don't like to mix work and pleasure.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Willie's ratio's all off because he treats a pizza the same way he treats whatever he puts in a pot.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Where did you meet this girl?
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Well, he keeps adding. Yeah, and it's too much. The Robbinsons are bad about that, okay? Yeah. You still want to taste the crust instead of just all topping.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Yeah. My chili's pretty thick.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
You put beans in your chili? No. No? No. Of course I do. Actually, if you go back to episode 120, there's a giant bite.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Our fans have even sound off about, it was, you know, I wasn't everybody's favorite when this thing started. Somebody just made a comment that said still isn't, and I'm okay with that.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
He said, you still aren't, you stupid idiot. Anyways, I won over about half of our fan base because I was the only one that said beans belong in chili, and I maintain that.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
that i'm no longer allowed to tell people to reach out to him via direct message on instagram at hunter nick nerd yeah because me me and hunter did a video together we collabed and the girl was like oh i didn't expect hunter to look like this and i was like well his phone number is available all you gotta do is ask him he's right here he's gonna see it yeah right did you do it and so i was like you know what i'm just a good friend
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I read Lisa's recipe wrong the first time and didn't realize it was for two pans.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
It's so good like that. Nope, this is the right way.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
I'm starving to death. So we got to talk about something. Yeah, I'm starving to death.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
We got to take the edge off. Switching gears. Austin from Minnesota emails in. Austin from Minnesota? I bet he's freezing right now.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Si, did you watch the big game the other night? What game? America versus Canada in a total exhibition match that meant nothing.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
Was there a big fight? The Canadians, our friends from up north, decided to boo the national anthem of America at the beginning of the game. Are you kidding me? True story. And in the first nine seconds of the game, some old boys from Massachusetts beat the piss out of them. There were three fights in the first nine seconds of the game. And then, I don't know if y'all know who won.
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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!
It was amazing. I know. Who won the fight? We won the fight. That's right. We won the game. Oh, really? You boo our national anthem, you figure it's your butt whoop. Hey, look. Here's what I'm here to tell you. So now in this game that means nothing, there's a championship that means nothing. It's all about just pride. It's their all-star game.
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Instead of like East-West, they're like, let's just go crazy.
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They had their teams too, but they lost.
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And it's Canada versus America. It means nothing except for who can brag. Is that where Beth is? Beth's probably at home stirring up a big old pot of. Sharpening her skates. Sharpening her skate. And what's that gross stuff?
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Yeah. Outback hadn't done a thousand times better.
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Yeah, they have that at Sonic. Yeah.
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We're not even impressed. But tonight, Si, America and Canada is facing off on the ice. Who you got? Hey.
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Gosh almighty. Oh, goodness gracious.
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But what you can do is go get your popcorn ready and get your tickets for Last Breath, the movie.
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See, but that's why I need to see the movie because I'm never going to do that.
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Woody been the guy for a while.
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Well, then don't let him. Do better.
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Anyway, I have a voicemail. If they're listening to our show, they like Trump more than Trudeau.
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Unless you're in Canada because then you're just going to get beaten hockey tonight.
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Hunter, you rule, man. I love...
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With barbed wire around it. Not a great idea.
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He used it on humans. He was a bad guy. Oh, whoops. Um, zombie apocalypse, three items to survive. Do you want to survive?
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I'm going somewhere else. If dead people start eating the live people, I just think we got bigger issues than three things. He said, what would these three things?
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Yeah, I just don't know. That's a tough one.
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I don't know what weapon would be my weapon of choice. I would probably be a baseball bat slinger, though, if I had hand-to-hand.
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I don't think that's going to happen.
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What if it did, though? I'm out. I just need a boat. You can get to the ocean from here.
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No, he might. So we probably shouldn't. No, no. I'd like to clarify. If he has an extra one, I mean the one from Castaway, just be by myself. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't really want to be around people anyway.
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Go find Stone. Just do what he says. Matthew 24, 31. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds from one end of the heavens to the other. I ain't worried about three things in a zombie apocalypse because I got one thing. His name's Jesus.
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Well, I'm excited to hear about that.
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There hadn't been any car crashes in the last two months. Yeah.
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Hunter rules. Please, people on the YouTube comments, spam the words Hunter Cam. Everyone just type Hunter Cam and hit enter right now, please. We need a camera on Hunter. He's part of the show now, and I think there's probably 100,000 people out there just totally invested in your love life, which makes me really happy. Hunter's blushing, but we don't have a camera.
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So what does your girl do for a living?
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Oh, she is West Monroe. Monroe is like a vortex hole. Yeah.
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To be fair, though, there are no healthy restaurants.
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I do. I know exactly how you'd start dating.
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I'll tell you that. I don't even know what Tinder is. Here, I'll tell you exactly how Philip McMillan would start dating, but I do love that we just had a don't join Tinder.
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Like, doing that for, like, being a wingman. Doing him a solid.
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I hate it. I hate the fact that we're even talking about it, and I'm proud of you for hating it.
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I got to go. That's wild. If Philip McMillan were single today and needed to date. Farmersonly.com? No. All he'd had to do is go put that French quarter t-shirt with that jerry curl mullet in front of that Camaro with his hand on that hip. So I look at me go. They posted all of our younger selves for Valentine's Day on the Duck Call Room Instagram.
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That picture was everybody's favorite picture on the whole Instagram.
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Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
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They can't stop. They won't stop.
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All I can see is a small circle in her face. But I'll say this, whatever that number is, it's higher than Hunter's number.
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Well, what are you going to start with? A firebomb? I don't have a firebomb, but I do have news.
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Si, you ever run into any difficult women?
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Ooh, I like that steak right there. Well, now I open up Instagram and Stone's just on it making tomahawks. That's not over doing steaks. Anyway. Hey, the handlebar steak for us. So then Hunter comes to me and says, hey, man. Tomahawks.
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That is fantastic. I'm so lost at where to go from here. I love it.
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I don't know why I'm nervous about that. I tried to call Allison, and she didn't answer. And then I just got a text, are you filming? Yeah. I was having lunch with Brittany, and I feel like me and Martin are toast now. I don't even know why.
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The last lunch Allison went to with one of her friends, they just left without paying. I'll tell you that. I had to go to the restaurant. Allison didn't realize until she was in Monroe. They just ate, ate, and then got up and left.
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I walked in there and said, hey, two girls just leave earlier? And they're like, oh, they did, didn't they? I was like, can I pay for it? I'm embarrassed.
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That's interesting. Sorry. The one month away date, I needed more information. It was a couple weeks. He started a couple months, whatever. He started explaining it to me. I said, hold on.
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We'll revisit this on the podcast. And I'm glad we did because it's a great story.
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I was curious why nobody calls me at 9.30 at night asking me what I'm doing tomorrow and if I can go do something stupid. That's the only time they call me, Phillip. I'm the new McMillan, apparently. They don't tell me anything, and then they're like, hey, what are you doing tomorrow at lunchtime? I'm like, well, I'm at work. Hey, just come by and do something weird.
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Remember last time we had him and three people got mad at us because they didn't know who he was?
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I think a fan sent them to us.
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Well, hey, I thought you did. And we appreciate them, and Si wears them the most.
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Si's got a couple.
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I've got Willie Old, Willie New, and Willie New New in my phone. Yeah.
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It's on a sock. I found it. The show's not in April, so thanks for the fake invite. I really appreciate it. It's May 10th. Oh, come on. We were about to just all load up and head to Shreveport. I'm going a lot of places.
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we did duck commander it was the duck commander 500 it was yeah never never buy the john chris 500 because they don't say that on tv unless yeah and they even had they had had a lady make me a that was the duck commander 500 for three years yo wow we thought we were a big deal for a couple days oh hey we was you didn't uh did you get to do it on like sunday
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Because NASCAR drivers can't drive in the rain.
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I can tell you that much.
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Well, I just got sad. Yeah. That's why I sell worms now. Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
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But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
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There's been many. Yeah. And they're all landlines.
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Those don't work for me anyway.
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Si doesn't work.
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Internship at Duck Commander?
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Willie's career, it's weird because now he's just watching his daughter work. Like how most people watch a kid play Little League. He's just watching Sadie do it.
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I did go to Angola with Willie recently.
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Willie's just trying to stay out of jail by going to jail.
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That's the new show, I guess. Yeah.
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Are you about to say on the market?
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You didn't have to not make him beautiful. Yeah, he was probably.
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You can't be ugly and be married to Donnie.
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He would probably just go to Dollywood and not pay and just ride rides and go home. That's what I would have done.
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You should have been around in 2015 with this guy. Old women just dropping left and right.
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Yeah. Garth Brooks, according to artificial intelligence of Google.
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There's not much info about a catheter meet and greet with Garth Brooks, but here's some related information about Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwood.
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I thought you were saying Phillip for the routine. I was like, that's not a good idea. He will drive you.
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I went to Angola with Lauren, remember? And I was like, hey, she might actually get to sit next to Jesus the whole time we're in heaven.
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We're just as weird. I didn't know Theo Vaughn was from here. Oh, he's from Covington. Covington. Makes a lot of sense. Makes a lot of sense. That adds up with everybody I've ever met from Covington.
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It just depends on if it would take a weird political turn or not.
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I just had people get stupid. I'm sorry. I did that on purpose. Somebody just wrecked a truck.
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I just assumed people knew who John Chris was.
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Martin, you've heard it before. Yeah, get a free phone. Just come over here, free phone. Yeah, sign a contract. It's like there's people in alleys just trying to give you a free phone, but everybody's trying to sucker you into a free phone from big wireless. It comes with a lot of fine print, Martin. Does it?
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They're requiring you to sign up for four lines, plus activation fees, plus this, plus that. Next thing you know.
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That free phone ain't free.
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We've watched you do it. Yeah. We're not doing it here. Oh, yeah.
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No, I'm saying I'm not showing you mine so you can roast it. I'll copycat.
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My Instagram's weird, man.
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Mine's Willie, people jump roping, and people fishing. I'm the only guy with that one.
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He's got a thing.
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What do you think? Oh, my goodness.
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How's it going? Good to see you.
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These are the other stars of our show.
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He was like, pick me up, but now I'm angry that you did. What's up, brother? Look, hit it, hit it. Knock it down. Knock it down.
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alex from ohio all right emails in you're from ohio ish family is land yep was wondering what that sound or smell is that brings back your best and worst memories oh man i don't i don't know why i thought i didn't know what that would be oh but yeah we're kind of a paper mill town yeah where did you smell us when you arrived
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Were you at the airport? Yeah. Yeah, it was more about guns. Oh, that makes sense.
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I do have something we need to talk about. Oh, okay.
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Around Bossier. We're in.
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I haven't been in an airport in a long time.
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Did you know we have a zoo here in Monroe, John?
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We do. It's very nice, very fancy. Martin, have you ever heard this? I was telling some people every once in a while we've made fun of our zoo here on this podcast, which isn't nice and we shouldn't do it. Yeah, well, it tries. But then I was sent an article by a friend of mine that said, no, you need to read this on the podcast and you need to take your kids to the zoo.
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Si will open for you.
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A pack of dogs killed four animals at the Louisiana Purchase Gardens and Zoo in Monroe.
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Five dogs entered the zoo Thursday morning around 8 a.m. Employees shot and killed two of the dogs as they were attacking the animals. Three antelope and one guanaco, similar to a llama, were killed. Monroe police believe the dogs were pit bulls and had escaped from a home. The zoo is working to find the weak spots in their fence and secure the perimeter. Welcome to Monroe, John.
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They're killing the dogs. No, the dogs are killing the zoo animals.
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No, the dogs got into the zoo.
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No, they're just regular dogs.
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The dogs got into it. If dogs can get in, why can't the lions get out?
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But the dogs got into the zoo and killed a couple of antelopes and guanacos.
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I got a couple nasty emails saying, well, y'all didn't even introduce your guest. How are we supposed to know who he is? And I was like, turn on your phone. Open Instagram.
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I'd never heard this story. I hadn't either. Somebody was telling me about it last night because I was telling him how there's a black panther at our zoo.
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Hold on. We get a whole section. But last time we didn't introduce him and some of our fans got mad.
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There's a reason them antelopes couldn't get away from some dogs. They were not at the top of the antelope chain. What'd you get? We're going to get in trouble by our own town.
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The one cool animal we had was an elephant, and they shipped it off to Nashville.
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No, they were pit bulls. They were just friendly neighborhood pit bulls. Yeah. Leash laws, man.
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But I've decided to list off some of his great accomplishments according to Wikipedia.
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You guys know it. We've talked about it. We're not health experts. We're all dads in here trying to live a healthier life because we want to be there for our wife, for our kids. And we got another one. Omega-3s are crucial for brain and heart health. And I want my brain and my heart to be ready for my children to grow up and have a dad they can count on.
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Wikipedia. His first job was at a Chick-fil-A restaurant, but he was fired for using his arm to stir the lemonade.
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We've been rolling with AG1 for a long time, so this is just another great product in their line. Phil, you excited to test it out?
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And now we're going to add AG1 Omega 3s in, and you're going to be rolling like the karate kid over there.
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She doesn't think stand-up comedy's funny.
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You can take that down.
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She doesn't think I'm funny, which, you know, give or take.
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You're loud. Anyways, we tried to watch, who was it? Oh, Bergazzi, and she never laughed.
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We turned it off 25 minutes in because she was like, let's watch something else.
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I'm bringing you the toughest pick you've ever had.
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On your sourdough references. Bring back the Enneagram stuff. Actually, she'll be offended by that.
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She sent me something the other day, and I was like, eh, it's not that funny.
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Yeah, so she's got a good sense of humor.
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Yeah, everybody was laughing except the Democrats. Allison's the Democrat of the stand-up comedy world. Not laughing.
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I didn't know you could say it that many times in a row.
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Yeah, I ain't no glove now. No. Gloves. And he got his first performance at a Chili's.
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Yeah. When the Jews bring Jesus to Dallas, it always works out. I know.
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So many countries in that country. Man. You go to Squirty Palace?
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You didn't even go to Buc-ee's?
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Do you know how brave you have to be to do stand-up comedy in front of people drinking Chili's margaritas?
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That is. You're a county fair kind of fella. Yeah.
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You been there? Spokane?
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Blue is surrounded by purple.
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John Luke, and Godwin. There was too many. Remember when you said who they should have kicked out? We needed to get rid of about eight of them.
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It was an eight-person meet and greet. It really went well.
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Yeah, we end with a Bible verse.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Hebrews 12, 2, looking to Jesus, the founder and perfecter of our faith, who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is seated at the right hand of the throne of God. No matter how great the American flag is, which it is, and we love it, the cross is even better. Amen. Because I know we got a bunch of Irish people and Canadians and all that listening.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Look at the cross first, then them star spangled banner next.
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May 10th. We'll see y'all.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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We went to Chili's for the first time in-
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We're going to Chili's. How well is this pod doing? Pretty good. After that, we were going to a minor league hockey game. That's how good we're doing. That's a night. Which he's a sponsor of. I'm on the ice, my friend. Oh, yeah. So we... We're walking into Chili's. There's tables open everywhere. And I'm like, yep, I'm about to live like a king again. Oh, yeah.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
But Chili's, they don't do anything because it was an hour and 45 minute wait.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Oh, no, that's the salsa cat robot. That's a little place we call the hat.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Chili's had an hour and 45-minute wait, and I've never been ashamed to be from West Monroe until that moment. I was like, are we really? Are there people waiting an hour and a half?
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Catch him at the whatever, Strand Theater in April sometime in Chicago.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
At the gas station by my house, they sell them way cheaper. For $3.50.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Then I went next door to Outback, and they said 15 minutes, and I looked the girl in the eyes and said, no.
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No, not even close.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I hope you've been waiting 78 years for that one, big dog.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
He's been on oxygen ever since. Well, I got into my yard, and that stupid what's-his-face cut my tree down.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Every one of them passes my house before they go through their gate, so I don't want stuff in my yard.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I don't have it there.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I'm like Trump. And I've studied, too. He's Trump. Willie's Elon Musk. And Corey's J.D. Vance. J.D.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Jace. We're going around chopping wood in the neighborhood.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Jace is for sure RFK.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
You think he's in shape, but then he takes his shirt off and you're not sure anymore?
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Oh, I don't like a lot of kids. You don't have kids yet. No, I don't have a kid. Oh, no, you'll get that soon.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
There's a couple kids, and my kids are around.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
No, I don't like them either.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
My kid made a whole announcement to the entire library at school that his uncle Si was in the Vietnam War.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
I got another picture of him at school today. We purposely don't send him with money because, you know, he likes to eat a lot. And so then my sister who works out there sent a picture of him holding chips. I was like, where did he get those? Vending machine. How did he get it? He found the middle school like break. I don't know how he got out of his class.
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Went up to all of them and said, hey, I need a dollar. Until he found a girl that would give him a dollar. I was like, he is a politician.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
He's either going to run a nonprofit.
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Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
How did he get in? I don't know what he did after that.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I got so excited when I saw this.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
No, stop it. What? I've been through a lot, and I haven't been able to watch it. So just quit talking right now.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
You should. It's a Graham show. No, I'm good.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Oh, we're about to go down. Oh, you're anti-pets.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
He's not a pet turtle. I had four pet turtles. Do you know what I named them? I feel like this is a Ninja Turtle thing.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Very much so. But you couldn't really tell them apart. I should have painted them... orange red blue anyways my mom uh bought me a nintendo game to get rid of them because they smell yeah turtle steak yeah so i had them for like a month she was like i will what do we got to do here you put them in an aquarium Yeah, then I put them in the pond.
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I found the turtles, I think. Uh-oh.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I removed the turtles from their habitat, kept them for a while, stunk up the house, was offered. Jan's a barterer.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
It's a combine. And a Millennium Falcon. And a Millennium Falcon. Hunter, I'm going to put this together and have the time of my life. You should get Stone the same thing for his birthday. Legos are for kids. I do like Legos. And this one does look too advanced for Carter. Hey, look, Hunter didn't even.
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You know what craps a lot? Goldfish. Goldfish.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I cleaned out that nasty goldfish tank yesterday. It was worse than ever. That's what I'm talking about.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I don't want your dog. You want your dog. Don't bring your dog into my territory. That's all I'm saying.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
That is the most accurate statement I've ever heard. Really? If you have bad boots on, it's impossible to have a good time. That's right. You can't have a good time.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
If y'all want to sponsor, cool, but y'all stink.
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That's because they're all handcrafted.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I'm going to put this Millennium Falcon together today. And they brought me Coke Zero.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I don't know what this is. This is bad. Okay. There's coconut in this. Uh-oh, coconut. It's a coconut.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I thought it looked like a lime.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I legitimately don't know what's in this.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
You almost did an impression and decided you didn't want to. And that was my favorite part of my birthday so far.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Hey. Hey. Hey. Pure Talk, my wireless company, a veteran-led company, believes every man and woman who has faithfully served this country deserves to proudly fly an American flag that was actually made in America. Si, you ain't big on cell phones, but are you big on that? I'm big on that. And that's why Pure Talk is on a mission to give an allegiance flag, the highest quality American flag.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
What is... I thought this was nice. Y'all playing jokes. Hey. No, that's legitimately a pickle inside that one. Nailed that one. There's people that enjoy pickled... And I think there's rum in this one. Oh, it's rum in this one.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
to 1,000 U.S. veterans in time for the patriotic holidays. We got them all coming up. That's awesome. Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Si, you like allegiance flags, don't you? Yep. I got one right in front of my house. Well, if you want to have 1,000 veterans have that, just like Si does, supporting this great cause is easy. Just switch your cell phone service to PeerTalk this month, and a portion of every sale will go toward providing these high-quality flags to deserving veterans today.
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With plans from just $25 a month for unlimited talk, text, and plenty of data, you can enjoy America's most dependable 5G network while cutting your cell phone bill in half. The average family saves over $1,000 a year. I hope you hear that.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
That's a bunch of money, y'all. Super simple. Kept my same number. Switched over. Now I'm just saving money. There's just more money. You know what? More money don't mean more problems. It means more food.
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That's a win-win-win. So if you want to win and you want veterans to win and you want your pocketbook to win, go to puretalk.com to switch hassle-free in as little as 10 minutes. Again, that's puretalk.com to support veterans and switch to America's wireless company, Pure Talk.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
A standard rig. We got pickles, standard rig, and I don't... And then like strawberry daiquiri? I tasted the lime, but there's... It's got to be coconut.
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Like any person would while playing Xbox.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Yeah, I can't. I don't have anything.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I have shot a gun indoors, but it was here to test out the. The fact that this place was fun. We were testing out security, so we shot holes in the roof to see if security would show up, and they didn't.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I didn't know Sonic was getting in on our tradition.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I mean, there's ways to look at it. Anyway. This is why I stay in the same, like, two-mile radius. Okay.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I got gas the other day. I got this new app and it gets you cheap gas at the place right beside where I work. Oh. And then I was like, so now it's keeping up with every time I get gas. Four weeks. Four weeks.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
My metamorphosis into Big Dave is almost complete.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
You just got to get you a boat next. Yeah, I just need a bigger boat. And I'm not quite to the point where I'm going to tell somebody exactly how I feel. I haven't quite reached that point yet.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
which is really good well that's because i was just that phase with him well i was his child not only that that's because you don't work for your in-laws no more anyways i think that kind of probably fueled it a little bit yeah hunter we need to talk about hunter by the way now that we're it's my birthday so i'm gonna steer this conversation take it he gave me a gift so we couldn't make fun of him but now we can because that time has passed hunter are you okay
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Hunter had major medical procedures. I don't know about major.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. I'm about to say something super weird.
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Is this on the menu, the pickle? Make it real dirty. Beth's walking to a mic. We're finally going to get to talk to Beth. Okay, Beth.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Oh, this is better. Why did you put... You should have had underwear on.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
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But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
It's because you don't take any vitamins. Huh.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I'm just saying, there's a new medical mystery about you every time I come in this room.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Well, so I hadn't seen Hunter in a week, and he texted me to check in on me. He's like, hey, man, praying for your family. And, you know, everybody always trying to help out, and all anybody can do is, like, bring food. But I'm like, my kitchen's fine, y'all. Yeah, we good. Quit bringing me food. You can bring me a refrigerator, though.
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I have a pickle jar in this. This is mainly pickle juice. Pickle juice, boy.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
And Hunter said. That's what broke the refrigerator, all the food. Hunter said, let me know if I can do anything, as long as it doesn't involve lifting anything over five pounds.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I got to giggling. I said, Hunter, go come help me move. No, he ain't helping me do anything. And then I said, you can't lift because I can only lift emotions right now.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Yeah, you got to pay for a tux, and then they give you like a pocket knife as a thank you.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Hello at duckcallroom.com. We don't get a lot of emails anymore because we've been doing voicemails, but I'm still reading the emails, except for like a couple days. I missed it like three weeks ago, and there's 190 to catch up on. Sorry for those people. But hello at duckcallroom.com. We are almost at 25,000 emails in our life, by the way. Okay. That's good. But summer night.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Summer Knight, the mother of- The mother of old Talladega Knight.
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But before... No, it's super weird. Go ahead.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
She has proven- Well, we don't have a birth certificate, but she sent a bunch of family photos. Okay. So now we finally get this. That guy's daughter is totally named Talladega Knight. Like, I'm not doubting that. Okay, well, the guy in the middle? I think he's the one on the left. There's Talladega herself.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Anyway, hey, I'm proud to know these people. And I'm proud to be in their corner. They named their daughter. We were talking about, and you're here. You kind of started the whole discussion.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Different names. And she wins. no talladega night that is their kid's name and just bravo most awesome thing i have ever heard in my life but haven't you just typecast that girl for the rest of her life oh don't matter no dude that's cool man why did you see the family photos she was typecast second she was conceived son because if you ain't first you're last i mean so was i so were you it
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
So is he. He's shooting floorboards. They're all typecast. Might as well get your name on it, too. Talladega. Look at Hunter. One day he's going to be dressing his full-grown child that has random illnesses.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
No, let him have it for a drink.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I'm just saying, the apple don't fall far from the tree.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I don't think anybody's going to beat... I just like, she, she just, Oh, what's up for that?
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Oh, you look like one of the apostles from the chosen.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
It can. Man, it feels like, I feel special.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Man, happy ninth birthday, bro.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
That's tight. You're only as old as you feel, right? I am a child. I will say, this was the first wrap gift because my other gift, this is the age I'm at and the week I'm having. My refrigerator went out, so my mom, she's like, what can I get you for your birthday? And I said, just some Lowe's gift cards to just take the ease of having to buy a new refrigerator off.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Psalm 37, 4. Take the light in the Lord and he will give you the desires of your heart.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
You know what's way cooler than a refrigerator? What? The Millennium Falcon.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
My mom will bug the fire out of you. What do you think your kids got you? I can't say it yet. I know what they got me because I paid for it.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
That that's where we might be going to the happiest place on earth again this year.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
No, no. That was way too expensive.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Podcast is struggling, folks. Please like and subscribe. Like us. Comment. Use code Duck wherever you can. Use code Duck wherever you can so I can fly back.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
No, we're going with Allison's parents this summer. That was what we decided to do this summer. Oh, okay.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
And I hope they don't... Well, I think we were telling them before this airs, but... And I also got Ben's a gift and Carter for grades this year. I didn't know how good they were, but they had Nintendo Switch 2 coming out, so that's coming in the mail sometime soon.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I'm just kidding. For real? Lottie's whole life is fine. She good. She good.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
You know what I mean? That's for you, not for them.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
I told my yard guy just level it all to the root. Oh, starting over? We're starting over at the Owen household. There's bushes. There's sticks now.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Nobody, because I'm just going to fastgrowingtrees.com and doing it myself. There you go. Not simple. Why are you going there? Fast Growing Trees is the biggest online nursery in the U.S. with thousands of different plants and over 2 million happy customers.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Happy birthday. Because my family's kind of been in flux.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
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Plus, with their Alive and Thrive guarantee and expert support, your plants will arrive alive and thriving, healthy, and you'll receive guidance on choosing the right plants and learn how to properly care for For them. It's so easy. Even my wife can do it. And ladies and gentlemen, that is saying something. Because that woman can kill a plant.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Hunter is the first person to give me a birthday present at all. Hunter is the only person that has wrapped something in wrapping paper, and you can tell he's the one that wrapped it.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
But with the help of the good people at Fast Growing Trees, we're alive and we're thriving. And it's great. Yeah. And she don't have a green thumb. She's got a black thumb. We don't have that yard looking...
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That's an additional 15% off at FastGrowingTrees.com using the code DUCK. FastGrowingTrees.com code DUCK. Now's the perfect time to plant. Use DUCK to save today. Offer is valid for a limited time. Terms and conditions may apply. At one point, there will be a 17 and 15 year old sharing a room in my house, boys.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
As a kid who grew up in a queen-size bed and a little bit spoiled, a little bit, time out, son. I mean, I'm just saying. There's a middle road somewhere that me and you can meet at, but... I don't see anything wrong with kids sharing a room. You gotta share a room when you get married. Might as well get used to it.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Okay. Yeah, Carter and Ben sharing a room forever. You want your own room? Go buy it. Rent it one month at a time, kids. This is my house. Oh, good grief. Oh, boy. Well, they're going to move out like a year later. I ain't changing that.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Are you saying another baby coming after this one?
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Hopefully she'll be like your wife. No, I think she would be.
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
Y'all are terrible. Is this from you, Hunter?
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Justin Martin Panicked After Firing a Gun Near Police
The tractor, Hunter texted me, my Lego set was blocking the view of our beautiful host site.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Well, I don't know what lake it was, but two divers with double tanks, they went down to inspect the dam and Well, they went down. Then they come up, took their stuff, was taking their equipment off. The state guy that was there said, hey, what's going on? And they said, we ain't going back down. He said, wait a minute. You got to check. He said, we ain't doing it. You got to find somebody else.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
But I've been on water before and lightning come by. Mm-hmm. And I mean, your hair on your hands and arms and head.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
No, I'm serious. The guy asked him, what's the problem?
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
He said, well, we got on the bottom, and we're against the wall of the dam, and we're going with the light, you know, inch by inch, checking it. He said, and then we get this weird feeling that we're being watched. And he said, and we turn around and shine the light, and he said, there's about eight catfish, okay, that could swallow me. And these were pretty good-sized fellows.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
These ain't little guys. He said, there was eight catfish behind us, just sitting there suspended. And he said, and they could eat me and these two tanks, and it probably wouldn't even touch the side of their throat. He said, this thing, look. He said, this thing was like this big around.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
I was about to say, we technically don't know. Jonah could have been eaten by a catfish. I was watching a TV show one day, and they was in the Amazon River somewhere.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Look, and they catch a catfish. You stay on the boat. Look, and there's three of them standing in the shallow water with him at their belly. One of them's got his head. The other one's got it in the middle, and the other one's holding his tail.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
And this thing is about, oh, hey, he would be, look, I'm telling you, you could lay him on this table, his head would be over this end, and his tail would be over that end.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
That's when I said, hey, crank it over.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
And hey, look here, and I'm serious, this thing was like that big around. Pretty, they're pretty. Oh, yeah, and he was double-colored. Yeah. He was like an op that's got the yellow and brown spots. But this one was straight. It wasn't no dots. I've seen them. His top of him was brown and the belly was yellow, bright yellow. Beautiful fish.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
But they get, hey, depending on the food source, I don't know how big they'd get. That's like the whales. Yeah. Railways, two tons. If they get big, when you see them feeding, it's amazing to watch them when they feed on krill, I think is the name of it. It's like a crawfish. There's trillions of them in the water, and then the whale goes out, and his gills are like a big balloon.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Well, they just go through the big school of krill, And then the water goes out. Eat them like birds. They swallow them. Yeah. Eat, feed them. Oh, that's why I watch.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Yeah, whatever you get, just.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
What y'all got against blue cheese? Why is it blue? I don't know what that took off.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
There's like four different conversations.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
All right, good vinaigrette. Where did cocktail come from?
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Oh, you don't like vinegar? Oh, yeah. It's not a vinegar.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Hey, I don't know. That's a good question.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Horseradish. I don't know how y'all do it. And don't go light on the lemon juice.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
That is weird. The kid, Al, was on Phil's property. Al was over there leaning against a fence post. I mean, way over there, and the lightning hit it way over there. It slapped him off of that post.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
I could eat a bowl of ginger.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
I usually, if there's any left in the bowl after everybody's ate all the shrimp, I just take a spoon and I eat the rest of it out. The cocktail sauce? Oh, yeah. You're spooning cocktail sauce? Oh, yeah. With a cracker.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Hey, I eat it just with the sauce.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Yeah. Don't skimpy on the juice, the lemon juice.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
They're too tame. You got to get wild with that sauce.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Hey, just man eat a lot of fish.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Oh, I know why. I'm interested. The ingredients are too powerful. If you don't, it'll grow mold.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Al. Really? Look, he was touching the wood part. He wasn't touching the metal. That thing hit that fence.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Once you open it. I've got a red salsa that I buy, and I ate some of it and left it out. I throw it away.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
That's why I was trying to figure out what was in it. I googled sausage and see who the king is. That's not. Who? Sausage. Earl Campbell.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
That's why I can't even think of the name of them, but they've got them. It's like a food truck.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
They've got millions of them. It's like a little small food truck. They do Brockworth's. Red and white.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
And it slapped him and I flipped him.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Oh, I know. It all goes back to food. This is the greatest sausage in the world. I actually went in one of their stores.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Oh, hey, the meat section is half of the store.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
They make the greatest sausage there is. There it is. Germans do.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
And it's the same thing where he was telling me, if you got a little bad cold, hey, put that on a sausage and eat it. You ain't got no cold no more.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
This baby will get rid of you. Hey, you'll be at the table eating the sausage, and you're going to need a towel to wipe the sweat off your brow. Look.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
It's Dusseldorfer lawn sniffs. Extra short of very hot mustard.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
And it is. I'm in on that because I get eggs.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
That's what we ate for dinner in Germany.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Sausage. We ordered two bratwursts, one red, one white, with the mustard.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Oh, no. Y'all each eat half of it. No, I'm saying each. He had to buy her a couple because I'm going to eat two or three. Ah, okay. He's a big guy.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
No, no, it's like the pizza that I come up on at a restaurant.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Hey, I used to order three. Hold on. No, you got to think about it. I ordered three 14-inch pizzas. And I would roll them up like a hot dog.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
And then bring some sausage in there and we'll eat it. Buy some hot Jimmy Dean sausage. Martin, you're in charge of the sausage.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Technology is wonderful. Thank you. Hey, I wish I could order me a hundred of them Brockwurst. You can. You can. Check it out, Teddy.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
You can go to a meat market and a taco truck.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
It's just red in color and white in color. The Bratwurst itself is red and white? Yeah.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
It's just a big sausage. One of them is white. One of them is red. The whole thing.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
I wanted your bratwurst. I'm looking. I'm an authentic German bratwurst. How long is it going to take to get here? Hey, I'll buy that. Just hoping. I need to talk to a guy at the meat center.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
At Brookshire's. Maybe he's got German Brockwurst, and I just don't know it. That's why I said, look up who steals the king of sausage. And in my humble opinion, it would be Germans. Oh. Because that red and white Brockwurst. I just can't wait to have a toothpaste. Look, I ate that for dinner. And I was over it 12 and a half years.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
You can get a soft one. You get a soft one to put your sausage on, or you get the hard bread.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Have they got ducks and all that hanging up? I don't think so. What's a Saigon? Oh, this ain't a true thing.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
There should be fish laying out, both with ice and without ice on them.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Okay. Have you been? I love you, Hunter. They like sardines.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Look at this joint. Look, when I was in Vietnam.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Yeah. And noodle making. I've never been to Asia. My mother-in-law had a soup, okay? Yeah. Noodle soup. If you had a cold or stopped up, you ain't got that no more.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Yeah. and it was same deal you got it was hot okay both ways hot when they served it and hot eating it yeah and then hot you'd need a towel or you wipe your brow or sweat off your brow hot on exit
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
It's like anybody, Asians, like Japanese, anybody, Vietnamese, Korean, they all use... What is that? Ice cream. What? From Mexico. It's natural stuff. It didn't melt? They got, you know, they got natural stuff that you get off of a tree or bush, whatever. You know, all the, I can't even think of the ingredients. Yeah.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Yeah, that's right over there. Some people plant a garden where they grow out herbs and all that. The Asians, the Japanese, all them.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Hey, I think Subway, some Subways are... I tell you what, if we got a Waffle House... I put this on it, this on it, this on it, yeah. It's entertainment just watching them make the sandwiches. Wait till you find out about Chipotle.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
No, this is what you don't do as a kid. Yeah. Okay. You know that little chain that they got that you click the light bulb on with? You don't get up on the sink.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
But to answer your question, why did the Germans put the hot mustard in a tube of toothpaste?
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
That's why you could just say you put it on your finger.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
That's good, though. I'm serious. It is good.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Vinegarette salad on a salad.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Dang. Well, hey, bring them next week.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
and do that okay grab it and click it stick it up now because when you do yeah it's just gonna be swinging really oh yeah yeah i was actually flying you got you could because you didn't let go i couldn't let it go yeah that thing was just biting you and you couldn't let go the chain finally broke is the only thing that broke the circuit nowadays the way they build a little cheap chain yeah wow but it slung me around that thing about three times before it broke
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Hey, well, bring me back there.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Anytime somebody says test, you take the, do the test. No. Yeah. I'll watch you do it. Or stick your tongue to a nine volt. Show me how. Hey, I'll watch you do it. You ever done that? I've done that. Yeah.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Yeah, but that was a God ministry. Yeah. Fishing was. Yeah. People don't realize, okay, if you use nets and trot lines, hey, that is a whole lot of work. Especially if the fish, you know, if your faith fades off with fish. Fish are heavy. Yeah. That's what I feel in his younger days. His forearms was twice as big as his bicep.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
He looked just like Popeye the Sailor Man.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
I'm serious. His arm, look, take John from his elbow up to his hand, and then it would be twice as little as his bicep would be.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
steel-cut grooves pulling hoop nets up that I could put my finger in and you could lay a ruler flat on the metal. Well, no, no, because I just couldn't believe it when we'd go up and down the river. Like, he's just tying these things to stumps under and everything. How do you remember? He had a photostatic memory. I wouldn't have been able to fire half of them nets.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Phil, look, Phil can read something.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
In three weeks, y'all, he could actually quote that.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Oh, no, no. He used to. Look, look.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
No, no. I was riding, okay, and my back bolts forward, okay. I'm, you know, looking backwards. Uh-uh. I don't do that. Look, this is early, no lights. We've got a moon. We go out, get in the boat, crank it up. He's got at the steer, okay, wide open with 20-ounce marker on a 14-foot aluminum boat. And from Phil's house all the way to the second flu blind, duck blind.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
And I'm looking behind the motor. We're running that creek wide open, which is really fast. And look, he's missing stumps like this big around. As the boat goes by, the wave pushes the water away from it, and you can see the stump. He's six inches. If he'd hit it, we'd all have probably died.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Yeah. So I took it off. It ain't nothing worse than a drunk stump. Stacking out before you're going.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
It's been there a minute. I did figure out how that happened. Okay, that thing is a tree, okay, that's died. Well, look, it was. I did go through there the day before, but there's just right down the middle, there's an opening. I went through there, and the motor's right through the open. Well, the second time I did it, I was a little too far to the right.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Yeah, and I'll be stuck there. Yeah, that's when you hit that stump.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
A man that fishes and clays fish? Yeah, that happens.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
What's that?
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
$10 a cup. Yeah. There you go. Hey, now, that's thinking right there. Yeah, Godwin lived by the lights, too.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
I'm muffing without you. Didn't say that one. That's a... I'm muffing without you. You got to think on me. What'd you get Miss Paula for Christmas?
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Problem solved.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
We are storytellers, boy.
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Uncle Si Learns the Truth about Will Robertson's Adoption
This is the place to do it. Oh, boy.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, it's always worked. That's what people don't realize. And blinds just don't appear and get brushed and all this, okay? And the decoys get put out and all this other stuff. So there's a lot of work goes into any type of hunting.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, when I was young enough, I enjoyed it. Okay, because you got to see what was fixing to happen.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Well, hey, here's the thing. Make all this crap.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, hey, make it all pretty. Okay, make it all pretty, and no.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
No, I went stone handed to him. I touched it. I said, no. It's hard as a brick. I said, no. He ain't no muffin.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Muffin's supposed to be soft and soggy.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
You eat fish stone caught, cooked, and cleaned all the time. Well, no, no, no. Yeah, but hey.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I know the man. Okay. That's just like that deer steak, you know, that yearling that I kill, that committed Harry Carey to save toothpick. You know, Harry. He cleans a deer and cuts up the back strap just like I do. He cuts all the sinew off of it, okay, where all you got is deer meat. You ain't going to bite into it until it's in you and I have to spit it out.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Ain't no bony fingers, buddy. Work your fingers.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Work your fingers to the bone. Bony fingers. Bony fingers. I still don't know what we're talking about. I knew the song before we got... I had Willie's Roadhouse on. And I listened to it before I come up here.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
We took them deer hunting, and they killed a doe.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
You know, and I told Stone, I said, hey, look, I cooked that steak the other night, you know, that yearling. And I said, I cut up two of the back straps, you know. He had four. You know, he'd clean them and cut, you know. I cut them up, and I cut them a quarter-inch thick, then hammered them. I had about 30 of them. There's about, oh, two or three bites each piece.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Well, I ate 15 and then my woman, no, no, look, my woman ate 15. Thank you. And normally she don't, you know, because she come in and I had some on my plate from leftovers. You know, we ate one night and then the next day I got me some more of them. Cold deer steak is good. She said, you didn't eat all of it, did you? And I said, maybe I wouldn't do that. And I said, yours is still in there.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yeah. And I told Stone, I said, she ate 15 of them. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, because she'd always tell me, hey, you do goat deer hunting all the time. You don't ever bring nothing home. I said, darling, if you wanted deer steak, all you got to do is tell me, and Stone will go shoot one and bring us the darn steak.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Tell me you want some deer steak.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I told him when we was hunting with him, guys. I said, hey, I have told you how much I appreciate you taking me hunting. And, you know, like when we used to, when you had a boat, you took me fishing.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Hey, he's got daughters, got to have cars. So, hey, there you go.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Look, if mama ain't happy. Nobody's happy. Ain't nobody happy. So, hey, whatever you got to do to keep mama happy. I'm going to get my kids an electric scooter. I ain't got nothing to say about it.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
But, hey, back to what I said. I don't like. How do you know what you said? If anybody catches fish. Oh, yeah.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Now, you said, well, you eat stones. Hey, I know him. I've watched him clean them, him and BK. He cleans them, filets them. BK cuts the bones out of them. It's a family operation. They know what they're doing.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
A lot of people, y'all, y'all, put a bone out of your mouth, y'all. Stuck it. Y'all, no.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
No, I don't know. Like, you know, some friends of mine, okay, Phillip had told them, you know, I like squirrel. So they bring me some squirrel. After an hour and a half of re-cleaning them,
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
okay it took it took me that long to cut all the crap off of them that they had left everything else so now phil in his heyday when he was you know he'd go and i mean like hey wasn't a limit okay he'd kill what was he no no i wonder when he'd kill what he wanted to kill And come back and then they clean them. And that's where all that came from. Jay's held them all these years.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Plus, that's my favorite wild game. Squirrel. Squirrel. That's the best texture of meat and the best flavor if it's cooked right. Especially a young one.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Either way, I like it just fried, young fried squirrel.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Why would you do that to a dove? Oh, hey, if you've done it, you know, breast them. What, take the bone out of them? Oh, yeah, cut it off the breast, just the breast meat, and then cook it in, you know, dumplings and dove. Yeah, that's delicious I'm talking about, especially like cave dumplings.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Especially cooked in a Dutch oven. Yeah, he'd cook them. Put the lid in the black.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
How was your gravy? I didn't have much grease in it.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
No, the gravy was excellent. Thick and brown.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
It was fine, too. Oh, yeah. Christine enjoyed it better than I did. The gravy? Yeah. I wasn't even going to cook it. She said, oh, no, I got mashed potatoes for me and rice for you. She said, yeah, we got to cook the gravy.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
You wouldn't even need teeth. I do. Well, I cooked that. It was so tender. Good news for you. You didn't need. No, no. I'm serious. You don't need it. No, my brother asked me, he said, hey, you got a little money. Why don't you put some teeth in your face? I said, I don't need no teeth. Have you had my cooking? Have you had my cooking? I said, hey, they fell out. Thank you.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I don't care. I'm at the age I could give a flip less, okay?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
It's a bizarre look. He said, they got implants today. You do that. I said, hey, I ain't going to go through all that crap just to have teeth.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Well, hey, I have it. It's right. And them filets.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Mmm. Fish, fish, same way. Mmm.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
No. No. That's why I ain't duck hunting right now.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, I'd go up there. In the cold? Oh, yeah. We'd take a heater, boys. Yeah, I'd go to Walmart and buy a couple of heaters, you know, in them bottles. I told the commander that one time when he, you know, he got E7s and E6s running around and come got me a Spec 5, Specialist 5, and made me put up the German GP medium tents. Oh, my. You know, got the troops to put all that up.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Well, when I did, hey, I was cold. And, hey, I lit them Herman Nelson heaters and had that baby running red to the top of the tent. What's a Herman Nelson heater? It's a drip diesel.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
And I had it dripping fast, and I had it, but it was warm.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, no, yeah, yeah. And a man came in and got screaming, who done this? And I said, I did, don't touch it. I said, hey, I said, if you turn that off, I'll throw a five-gallon can of diesel on that boost and a half and set it afire. I said, I'll burn everything this Army's got before I freeze to death. There you go. Boy, that's cold as I've been, though. It's a freezing fog coming through.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
A freezing fog? Yeah. And look, it come in and everything behind it's crystallized. Everything. Drugs, trees, limbs. In Germany. In Germany. I said, no. I said, y'all get the hell out of my way, because, hey, I fixed to have a fire going, and I fixed to get warm.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
And they did. So the commander come in there and got to screaming, and I said, hey, you might as well get out of here, because as soon as you leave, I'm fixing to get the drip going wide open again, baby.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Hey, get out of my way. I ain't freezing in there. It ain't going to be cold. I may get shot, but hey, I ain't going to freeze, yo.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I don't know. You shoot me, you dive cold.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I was thinking 27. Yeah. It'll get ice if it gets 27 degrees tonight.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Last year, I went duck hunting. Okay. And they, it was, we hunted a ice hole. Yeah. Okay. On the lake, on Phil's property. Yeah. When we pulled the boat in the blind, a beaver was sitting on the thing on a piece of styrofoam and he was literally freezing to death. Did you save him? No. He wasn't watered, but I mean, he was literally just up there just When a beaver gets cold.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Hey, look, when a beaver gets cold, I ain't coming hunting. Now, I'm gone. I'm going to stay in bed. No, because I said, I've always wondered, how do they do it?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yeah, they live out in this mess.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
And they don't have a heater they can run to to get warm. So, no.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
There's two things that really scare me. Cold? No. Cold is one of them. Okay. Freezing to death or burning to death with a fire. With a fire. Because if I was in a 10-story building and it's burning from the bottom up.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Hey, before it gets to me, I'm jumping, baby. I'm serious. Hey, I take my chance. I ain't burning.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
He jumped out of a 10-story building. Just, hey-ya, swan dive. Don't go ahead first, you psychopath. I would. Hey, I would. Go feet first. Oh, my goodness. No, no. Hey, I'm serious. I would do a swan dive out of a 10-story building before I burned it. And just be sure.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Hey, yeah, here we go, baby. He said.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
A place in the woods. That's the name of their business. A place in the woods. There you go.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Everybody knows 16. They need to look at 17.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
While you're there, go ahead and continue on to 18.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
And I got to say, does everybody know where everything comes from?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
That's where everything we have comes from. It comes from the man, Jesus. Correct. Our wisdom. Our home, our life.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Music sets moods. Yeah, it does. I'm serious. If you're in a bad mood, put on some good music and you'll change your bad mood.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
So in 50 years, whenever Jimmy's looking at the yearbook, it'll say, Sandy says, hey, Sandy says, hey, reach out and take Jesus by the hand and you walk your entire life with him hand in hand. There you go.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
That's unbelievable. He's always got an excuse. Ding, ding, ding. I just said, hey, look, why don't you do what normal people do and just say, hey, I missed that sucker.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I'm going to go with what's a snap pop.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I'm going to have three of them.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Captain Crunch is going to put you in your boat, Captain?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Everybody misses. If you tell me you don't miss, you're a bald-faced liar. I'll tell you until you're faced, you're a bald-faced liar.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
The one that played sooner, he's fixing to be a live host. Yeah.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
That's the answer to everything.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
A little short. Come up a little short on that one.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, no. Him and Phil both. Phil in his heyday. They ain't kill him further than anybody I've ever seen.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, no, look. Phil had a 10-gauge. He shot it and just, he finally just said, Jase, here, you can have this. I don't want it. That reminds me.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
But look, hey. He's good. Sorry, Hunter. The ducks were flying that day. We had two bunches of millers working. Mm-hmm. Okay. Jace always takes two guns. That day, he added browning, okay, and the 10-gauge. Well, hey, the ducks were two bunches, and one of them was low and right, and the other bunch was high. Jace killed three, okay, with the browning.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Set it down, grabbed the 10-gauge, and killed two out of the high bunch. Okay, and I'm telling you, it was this way. Boom, boom. And it was 1,001, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004, 1,005, 1,006, 1,007, 1,008, splash, 1,009, 1,010, splash.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
He shot them. I mean, hey, it was 150 yards high. I'm telling you. I was waiting for the second shot. But it took him a count of 10 to hit the water. And I said, what are you shooting? He said, oh, I'm shooting this 10 gauge. I said, okay, now it makes sense. Because I mean, hey, you talking about up there.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
He's done that quite often, though.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Is Jace still into chopping wood?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
No, that's for, hey, if the water's too shallow, he digs a hole where he can put his dippers out.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Check the external input or select another input. Use an input button. You got all that, Hunter?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Rough on equipment. I got so tickled. Well, he said, hey, deer.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Hey, he is his father's son. I'll tell you right now.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Y'all killed 20. Yeah, y'all had a good one.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yeah, we've all done it. It happens.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
It always happens when somebody's out of the blind.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You either walk on in and take control of it, and it's yours, and no one can take it away from you. Or... You suck. You're a bum.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
No, no, it ain't no in between. I've had that happen to me about four times when I was out on the road.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I walked out and I took over. And you were the star? And hey, I'm telling you, I took over and if Elvis Presley walked on stage, they would boot him off of it. That's when you know it's right.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
No, because I'm three-quarter ham.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Six or seven years? That's always a good time.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I'll be your huckleberry.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You do play the guitar, right?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Well, it's hard to, you know, this Christmas.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Got a question for you.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Do you worry about hitting the notes right, or do you just get up there and let her fly?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
The reason I ask that, because Jason Robertson's wife, she's a songbird. Yeah. But she worries too much about the notes. I always tell her, I said, hey, would you just one time,
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
let it rip forget the notes and sing that song with everything you've got some freedom yeah yeah and she won't do it no okay that's choir though choir will get that in your head you know you start singing in french and you really do gotta go note to note or something like you sing in french
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
No, no, I can't help myself. That's funny.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Oh, I'm ready right now. We ready? You turned 77 yesterday. I turned 77 yesterday. Happy birthday. I've tried what you're doing right now for two years. Playing tunes? Yeah, I had my own band. Yeah, yeah.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
And with that said, I know I'm just raring to go. And I know the people that listen to this podcast want to hear you sing, darling. Oh. We're going to let her. Oh, yes. Time out.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Hey, your version is better than the one I like.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Your voice, okay. There ain't nobody out there got a voice like that.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You're unique in that.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That was beautiful.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I was waiting for a, I don't even know how to describe it. Yeah, I don't either. But it wasn't that. Yeah, it wasn't that.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I guarantee you, I know what people feel that comes to your show. As soon as you start stringing on that guitar and then your voice comes out.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That was unreal. Most times, most people don't realize how talented they are. Okay. You said something earlier about confidence. If you don't have it, you should.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Because here's the thing. I'm telling you, for the two years that I went on the road, No, I've never heard a voice like that.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I'm 77 years old, okay? This is the first time I've heard that voice.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
So, hey, here's my prediction. You're not a star now. You will be.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
No, I wouldn't be ashamed to even step out on stage before her.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
By the time they're done. Don't go after her.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Here's the thing, Claire. If you do me a big favor, do you sing gospel?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Would you sing a gospel song, another song for me, a gospel song?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You do what you got to do.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, we'll do that. That'll be how we end it. We normally go out with a prayer, but I would rather that we end with you singing a gospel song.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Well, no, no, because I was wondering, okay, I was going to ask her later, okay? She's 23. Yep.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
They live in Rayville. That's a good thing. Yeah. I ain't got nothing against Texas. How'd you find me in Texas?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real Southern. Church camp. That's right. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Here's my shadows to you.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I don't care what the name is. I just feel like I should say that. I don't care what the name is. Do you believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit? Amen.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Then, hey, you're my brother.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You're my sister.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Here's how good you are.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I can't even come up with the words to describe your voice. He is shook right now. No, no, I'm serious, okay?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You had your identity stolen? Oh, yeah. When? They got in my, tried to get in my bank account. That's been a minute. Goodness gracious.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
How many records have you got out right now?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That is an understatement, sir. You guys, stop. I said, no, no.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Well, I wish I'd have seen the... 24. I think you still can.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Your friend's in it. The other Louisiana guy's in it.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
See, that's what I was talking about with the judges. You're talking about a job, tough job.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Well, I couldn't do it.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That's awesome. His name is Simon on The Voice. Yeah, yeah. Simon Cowell? Yeah. Cowell. He wasn't alive when he was doing that. No, no, no.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
No, no, because he always amazed me when the guy started to sing a song. He got shook up, okay, and he was horrible. Horrible. The guy that was singing? Yeah, and Simon said, wait a minute. He said, hey, take a break. He said, take a break. He said, have you got any other song that you can sing me? And he said, I don't want the instrument. He said, leave your guitar back in the back.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I want you to walk out here in front of me and sing. Yeah. And he was horrible now. Even the second time? Well, no, no. Well, Simon had told him. He said, hey. He said, all it is is you got the jitters. Yeah. He said, go backstage. I got the jitters. Get me another song, okay? And then we'll bring you back out later. So he comes back out, no instruments, no music. And a cappella, another song.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
And just blew the crowd away. Really? Blew them away. That's why that guy, he knows music. He knows singing. Okay. Sir.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
That's why I'm saying. And all them One Direction kids.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I just can't picture you being 25th.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Which is an accomplishment. Don't get me wrong, but I'm just saying.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
No, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's what happens, okay? She's good. I can't let her and Brittany hang out. They usually weed them out if they don't get that far because they ain't talented.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Okay, because somebody's been lying to this child or this man or this female, telling them they can actually sing, and they can't.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, it does, but the thing about it is, you're letting somebody fix it, let somebody break his heart or her heart.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Because you've been lying to them, and then when they get out in front of somebody, a crowd, They get booed, well, good grief. You didn't do them no favor. I've never been booed, but I don't think I would take it well.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
You need to be real about it, okay? They're not little angels, okay? They're kids. Hold on.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Hey, do you play an instrument?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Who have you met in the music business so far?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
And now you got to sing for them.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Guess what the name of them was. You'll never guess. The Swampers. Uncle Si and his psychotics.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah. Some of the musicians don't, they're great. They didn't handle it right. They forgot where they came from. You know what I'm saying? You know, it's his whole life. It ain't just, you know, he lives music. Okay. He lives it on the stage.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
All right, y'all bow. Father, we lift Zane and Claire up to you. They're fixing to be on the road for a long time, Father. Give them perseverance. Keep them safe. Protect them from the evil one. And, Father, most of all, bless them with her endeavors, okay? Because I know you heard it too. She's got a very, very, very unique voice. And she loves what she does.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
But take care of both of them, Father. Give them all the blessings of life. Keep them safe. Bless them in their endeavors. And we thank you for all the blessings you've bestowed upon all of us. And we ask this through our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Amen.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah, because we was all nuts.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
And you probably know that one of the ladies that was in my band, Bridget Tatum, she wrote Jason Zaldin, number one hit.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Where's this sound about Bear Bryant?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I should say as many times as I can. Roll tide, baby.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
The biggest store on the road. It is. When I go to Arkansas, I'm always looking for ducks and geese in the fields.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
It gets worse. She lives on the bad side of town.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I'm a Moonlight guy. Hey, look. He's a fluffy cloud, fella. You just take a test, and then you get a mattress shipped to your door.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Okay, that fits you only. How much easier is that?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I was where the Honky Tonk angels are.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
She's starting right? She's starting out right. She's young. Oh. It's a young person's game. How old were you when you started? 65. Okay. That's the reason my record label didn't do nothing for me.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
AARP? Oh, I ain't gonna worry about it.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I ain't even gonna mention it.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Hey, no, no. You gotta love what she's doing. Oh, I love it. I respect it.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
She plays all by ear. That's why I said it's God's gift. Because I've met people, okay, that can't read music, don't know what a note is, whatever, and they can listen to the longest song there is, okay, eight, ten minutes, pick up a guitar and play it lick for lick.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
People don't realize when a person walks out, the front man or the star, that walks out and starts singing and playing, they have no idea what's all going through that man or lady's mind. Okay. Okay, because there's more going on. What used to go through yours? Oh, hey. Oh, let's. No, hey. I literally had to tell myself, do not look at the women in the crowd.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Oh, no. Oh, no. I had to tell myself because I, one night, walked out on stage and this gorgeous woman... Locked eyes with me.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Yeah. Look, the band starts playing. I'm supposed to be singing. And all I could say was, it's that woman's fault right there. You said that on stage? I did it. Yes, sir. You got to let the people know what's going on. Because me and her locked eyes. And I said, boys. I said, after that, what is my name?
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
We're in here right now. Yeah. Hold on. Hey. Yo, you got to know when the band's going to play, when they're coming in to sing. Yo, then when the change and all. No. No.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
Hustling. See, that's what she's fixing to do. That's what she is doing. She started doing that six years ago. She's already said some words about, oh, I'll get up at 3 a.m. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, sometimes you don't even quit until after 3 a.m. It's like duck hunting.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
So when you're in the groove and it's going right, hey, you just keep on going. It's easy.
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Uncle Si Brought to Tears by ‘American Idol’ Star Clara Rae’s Voice
I like the way Bridget described it. When a person walks on stage, you've got a 50-yard square. That you can either, you're the king of it, or you're a washed up bum.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oh. That's a good idea.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
yeah in jail yeah so but no it was it was cool them doing their t-shirts yeah oh i'd be like peanut man re martin be on somebody's amazon show oh speaking of that i just had to say that they may need to make it easier to get a state license out of state license out of state yep for because up there duck hunting in arkansas
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Well, every time, either I can't get mine or Stone can't get his.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
No, I'm serious. Hey, it either always goes this way. Either he gets mine, like this time he got mine, and then he couldn't get his.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I was on the phone probably during the half hour trying to get his.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Well, it should be, hey, you're covered.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
You got a military ID, that is your license.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Matter of fact, if I was taken, there are some states that let you do that.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
You just show your ID card, you're good to go.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Big brother was watching.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He had the- That's amazing. They didn't thank the guy's name, but he wore them.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Been out there all morning. Phil said, you've been out there watching all morning. How many we kill?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I thought Jason fixed game one.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
No, no, no, no, no. Look, hey, Jason gave him his gun and three shells. Well, the idiot starts slamming shells in it, pointing it at Jace. And Jace grabbed it and said, hey, you stupid idiot. That's probably not the exact words. No, it was. Yes, it was, too. Gordon Jace. Hey, Jace was hot. I don't like when people point guns at me.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Hey, he said he called him an idiot, and I don't blame him. I bet he did if he pointed a gun. I've never liked when people pointed a gun at me. I just grabbed the barrel and said, hey, don't point that gun at me, you idiot.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Good thing he wouldn't. Oh, no, no, no, no. Hey, look, worst one I've been involved in. We're down on a creek shooting turtles and snakes. No, no, look. Guy's got a pump .22.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
He sticks it in a kid's belly. Why? Stupidity.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Look. Click, click, click. Yeah.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
No, no. He didn't get shot. But hey, guess what? Phil grabbed that gun and said, hey, don't ever point that gun. And the guy said, it's unloaded. Phil just, pow, pow, pow, pow, about three shots. He had clicked it on him twice. That guy turned green. He said, you came this close to killing your friend right there.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
No, no. Right now.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Hey, no, no, no. Look, right now, just every hair on my body was staring up. I remember I'm seeing it just like it was yesterday. Man. He clicked three times on him with it in his belly. And Phil said, that's why you don't ever. You don't ever point a gun at a person, you idiot.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Ain't nothing better than a .410 for dove hunting.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Good poodle. Me and my best friend, we traded off. She's done with a Sega Barrel .410.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Hey, he had a set of gonads about as big as them bongo drums.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
That's a good old dog. Oh, that was so funny.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
That was the best shot that cameraman got.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
He was going on just the beauty of where we was hunting. Then bop. Then it comes to me. And that dog. And then he's in there. That's old killer sitting there.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
It ain't nothing between the eyes.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
It ain't nothing between his ears.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I remember when you got under your feet or something, I thought it was good grief. We didn't get bit.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
They rough on sheep and cows.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah, I mean, they run them into pans, you know. And, I mean, the dog keeps them high.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Christine will probably get one, though. Sweet Pea got another 45 years.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
That cat's a lot of problems.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
That old man has a lot of problems. That cat's a lot of problems.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I love when a shot with baby guns.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I'm just saying shot somebody with a razor. Daddy's razor and just split it. It fell out.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I can't believe, I can't remember who it was, but they actually shot Harold into his shotgun.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
He raised up and swung and actually, you know, he'd like to blow the gun out of Harold's hand.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
That's why we cut notches.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Damn, putting out fire.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
It gets worse when you're duck hunting.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oh, yeah. Because, hey, that way you get double jeopardy there.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Nope. You got to pick up women with the gift of the gab. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Gift of the gab.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
You start out with something like, look here, you fine queen.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Because you got waded at all.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
If that woman works on an oil rig. That's what I'm saying.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
They overdo it with the vinegar. Yeah. I like the vinegar.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
The hotter they get, the hotter I go.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I'd like to meet her ass.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
No, no, but hey. She paints people with her toes, too. No, here's the thing. Same kind of people. Because all their husbands, guess where they worked?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Oil rigs. Yeah, except Antler. Okay, so yeah, you got to be tough. You got to be tough to work at oil field, boys.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
If you're married to a man that's worked in the oil field, you got to be tough.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
She said she just got a hold of some bad meat.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah. Every once in a while, you know, you come up on, you know, bristly meat.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
No, no, I'm just saying.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Some of them taste better than others. Most of it is in the preparing the meat to cook it. Okay. That's where about 90% of this, you know, you could, you cut all that gristle out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you do.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
You cook it with a little bark to it.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
If it's the bark.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
He's a foreigner.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Hey, I don't know if it was your wife that named your sons. But that's why you messed up. Yeah, second off. You're never going to keep them apart.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
And I can tell you why me and Jace are like that. I kept him a lot when he was a baby.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Okay, so he's got a lot of my mannerism. What happened to Al? Huh? Hal has always been the old man of the Robertson family.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
We will ask the Almighty to personally intervene on our behalf and heal our body is our request to the Almighty. And we ask it through His Son, Jesus, and our Lord and Savior. Amen.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Waterproof. Well, that's the worst thing. Hey, pull your waders down, you know. Yeah, I had my wallet back there.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
What are you going to send us out of here with, J.D.?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Hey, go buy buckets and get you some good barbecue.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah, you look back there, and you say, oh, good grief.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Hey, when your man's got to go, got to go. Ain't nothing you can do.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah. Hey, the boy can shoot. See? Look at there. And the boy is quick, too. See?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
On the fly. And if somebody had knocked one down and he was getting away, Hunter, I said, shoot the crab, boom. It was just that quick.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Jacob Dill's dry for his dad, right?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
One of his true bosses?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I thought he drove a bus for his dad.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Hunting season's over, baby.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Little seasons is gone.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
So now everybody's back together again.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty risks.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Hey. How did that even happen? Not too big a hurry?
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Think all that money you make? Mm-hmm.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Well, that beard got some color in it. Look at them shoes.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Root morale. Yeah. I has a particular set of skills.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I just found the picture when I was reeling in that fish he was just talking about.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Right there. Remember that, Si?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I bet it was hot. We had three days of that. We spent two nights out there.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
That's the moment he saw the silver flash.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Golf's not really a sport.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Nobody's good at golf. I actually appreciate you saying that. I've never been good at golf.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
It's a monumental waste of time and money.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
If you have a ton of money you want to waste and you have no time, in other words, you sit at the house all day, don't have a job, whatever, you're retired. Golf is for retired people that don't have nothing to do and don't mind blowing a bunch of money. So that's what it boils down to.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
He's cutting the corner.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Look at that. Look at the golf stories. Would you like to commentate on this? This is actual footage of Si's golf swing from about 15 years ago.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
There's a lot of power in this golf swing. Okay. As you can see. One-handed. Okay. And blue jeans.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Oh, that's funny right there. I don't know how all that happened.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
What else? For salmons.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I wasn't there on the 300-yard drive, but I remember.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Phillip McMillan sent me a picture of them holding up a golf ball. It was three of them. I forgot who the third guy was. They were holding up a golf ball, and everybody was holding up three fingers.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
And I said, what does that mean? And he said, Si just hit one 300 yards. Here's the proof. So the proof is a picture with people holding up three fingers.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
300. Well, just remember, toothpick was 235.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Well, that swing I just witnessed will not generate a 300-yard drive under any circumstance.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
That pond was 250 foot.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
That's one of the best decisions of my life was to quit playing golf. Oh, yeah.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
That never worked for me.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
That's why I went fishing.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
There's something about it. I would have fits of rage. I'm a pretty calm guy.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I've seen Jeff Robertson break every club in his bag.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
You never wanted to get in the car with Jays.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
He's the most selfish golfer of all time.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
That's a true statement.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Oh, no. You don't ever get to cart with him. Sometimes you didn't have no choice if he was last. On family vacation, even his sons, they'd get in the cart with me. Yeah. I'm not riding with Dad.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Yeah. Yeah. That's why Phil called him Lone Wolf McQuaid. Yeah. Can't get along with one person.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Every time we bring guests, duck hunting, he always goes scout. Yeah, I'll be back. About 30 minutes, he'll get the daylight flurry.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
He'll say, well, I'm going to go scout real quick. I'll be back. And then he'll be back when we get ready to go. And then three hours later, he called me up. Yeah, you need to bring them old boys out. I'm going to go ahead. I'll meet you at the bank. He's on out of here.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Don't throw it. You can keep it.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
All right, Si, try it out. Oh, whoa.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I've been hearing that same story since I was a kid.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I would have just took a little bit on that fork.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
It don't matter. It's in Harbaugh. It's in Kentucky. Columbia.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
You know, that story, those stories, those 400-pound catfish stories, they got a lot in common with them Black Panther stories.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
50 is very believable.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
Well, how big would a catfish have to be to be able to eat a grown human?
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
A little burn in that cheek.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
You're looking for a boat ride.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
I was with him when he hooked into it. Not enough because he broke it. I was with him when he hooked into it. That's right, buddy. Hey, I was like knee deep in water.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
We were on a 24 foot boat. And it was four of us.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
But we never saw it. But it is.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
It was definitely not a redfish.
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Uncle Si's Lung-Surgery Doesn't Stop Him from Performing Stunts
It was a nurse shark.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
The competition is real.
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Korie Pulls Back the Curtain on the Next Generation of Robertsons
That'll happen on Willie.
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
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Phil Robertson’s Reaction to Jep’s Surgery Was So on Brand
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Hey, that's one of the things that Trump's working on. Better showers in the motels instead of just a little trickle.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
I'm just curious. Yes, they do. They get Redwood in California are gigantic.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Hey, look. They cut a hole through one of them that you could drive a pickup through, son.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
That's a big one. Hey, look, the blind on B break up there, we'll fish in Moss Lake. Hey, I think it was like 75 yards where we had the blind and the top of it. Hey, a mallard duck could light in the decoys directly under you. And with a three-and-a-half-inch Magnum 12 gauge with twos in it, you could shoot him in the back, and he would swim off. You could not kill him. There you go.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Okay, so, hey, that's how high. Oh, no, Redwood, they got a picture of one somewhere.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
And then he lost it. So how'd you lose it? Lose what? The tree. Oh, no. I couldn't find it. It was in backwater. It's out of his bank, way out in the woods. I'm going to give a side. I just accidentally stumbled on it. That's why I keep telling y'all that, hey, I've led an exciting and unique life. No. Because, look, Luder Bottom, I don't know if you've ever been up there.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Oh, I know where Luder is, yeah. I've been all up in it. And when we was in college for the one semester that I was there. I used to roost woodies in there. No, no. Look, we used to wade that. Look, there was just fingers everywhere.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
of water that maybe be a foot deep and that wide now they're full of snakes this thing is full of snakes okay and we're bass fishing okay wait you know and just wearing them out about pound and a half biggest we ever caught three i think three pounds the biggest one we ever caught it yeah but there was thousands of them in them little fingers
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Yeah, deer were running everywhere, snakes crawling everywhere, fish jumping everywhere. You know, the woods were alive with everything.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Yeah, Phillips, he was back in there doing something, and he found one of them big short barrel cannons. W? Yeah. He found a cannon? He found a cannon and the balls, y'all, the steel that you shoot. Y'all? I can't believe I never heard that story. Hey, look, and we wouldn't look for it again because, hey, that thing worth money, big money. Couldn't find it.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Well, no, no, I'm saying, hey, we used to, there was nothing that we didn't want to try. Martin lost his phone.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
I'm just asking. Look, Phil and Tommy used to go to Arkansas on Corning Creek, okay, with a P-Roll and paddle as far as it could go and then drag the P-Roll out, you know, when they run out of rudder. And look, somebody would pick them up at a bridge in Louisiana somewhere. I'm serious. There was nothing we wouldn't try.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
And I just told them the story about you found that Bunderbuss cannon. You found a cannon? In Looter Bottoms.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
We couldn't find it. We went back to look for it.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Well, no, no. He had told us, look, he had told us that it was a cannon sitting there and a stack of the balls.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Well, I get a lot of the wrong calls. Is Jim there? And I say, no, no, Jim lives here, son. You got the wrong number.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Okay. That's when I'm in robo-killer mode.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Hunter? Well, what can I tell you? You give out the number every time we say that.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
He's looking for his grandson.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
He's one part of Avery's family. Ever had some black eyed peas?
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Somebody flew too close to the sun. Somebody's having liver problems.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
I know. I got a bunch of... Hey, Earl's wanting some chicken. Yeah, so that's Earl. He's kidding the mountain man. Here's my problem. I'm serious. He's kidding the mountain man.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
What's up? You need your chicken by Friday, boys.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
I'll take it home for my wife. She likes orange chicken. It was definitely his voicemail.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
No, well, hey, it's a roundabout for crying out loud. What does it have to do with this? Hey, the first time I went up there, it was worse than a three-ring circus. So our town has roundabouts. Hey, it's a roundabout. If ain't nothing coming, just go on around it.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Ship them. Hey, they done done all the research. You don't have to know that. That's exactly right. Look, we're in Zone 8 in Louisiana.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
You don't have to drive around looking for nothing. Yeah. All you need is get a catalog and look through there and order what you want. Some call it a website. And then they deliver it, baby.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
And get yourself some fast-growing treats, baby.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
It is pretty bad, though. You get an ass and just a trickle. You can't even soap up good.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Yo, hey. They sit there looking both ways, and I'm saying. You only got to look one way.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Each year she kept tipping. The first year she was just going to fire. At first she wasn't doing enough to even bother with. Well, she kept raising the price.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Look to your right, dummy. If it ain't that coming, go on through it.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
A buggy in. Yeah. Leave that buggy in, boys.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
And they look good. And they look good. They feel good. And they fit right.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
They didn't fit quite right. Because we ordered wrong. They're made so good that, hey, whatever your foot size is, you get the right size and you just slip it on.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Hey, get you a pair, boys. I don't know why.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Today, you better live fast and high. Because by June, you're gone.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Yeah, that's right. And he's buzzing.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
He ain't going nowhere. If you leave the legs on, they take off.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
That's exactly what they did with it. They put it in the ground.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
I just figured it was a way for egg. Egg transport. Just transform and hide them.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Crawfish is a big deal to do that.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Well, I always liked that part of it because of the color.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
I'll work on it as soon as I get up there. I'll open.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
I like that. Hey, look. The other day, Saturday, me and that man and Matt Owens went to visit Phil and Kate. This is an update. I don't know if Jason and I have done an update lately. Okay, we went and visited Phil and Kate. They're doing fine. We appreciate all the prayers that y'all have been saying to the Almighty for them. And then Sunday morning, we actually went over and worshiped with them.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
That's awesome. And we done a good lesson, all three of us. So it was good. But they're doing fine for elderly people that feels fixed to be 79 to 24th. Okay, I'm going to be 77 to 27th. Okay. And then Missy's birthday, I think, is in the month of April.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
I haven't seen him up here in a while. Well, he pray. Entitled. He was once, okay? So, you know, hey. I thought he was semi-retired or something. Yeah, semi-retired. I forgot he's semi-retired.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
I never knew a shush in headphones could be so violent. You don't ever shush them away. Hey, come on. Have a seat.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
I was just curious if you had a good place to start. The best part of it was, okay, love your neighbor as yourself. And the best way that you can love them, don't get mad or get angry with them. Love them. And then the Bible says it this way. That way you'll be heaping coals of fire upon their head.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Yeah, your enemies. Love your enemies. You just got to drop those on a higher head. That's unique. When Jesus said, hey, look, you got to love your enemies.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
No, that's a tough one. Mm-hmm. But, hey, it was a good lesson. Everybody enjoyed it. You know, Bill was tired, okay? So that was the only thing that I noticed is, yeah, he was tired.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Other than that, but, hey, you know, man, 76 beats 79.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
He asked you to bust him out of there? Yeah. That was the first thing he said. Hey, let's go to your house. He said, let's get out of here.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
That's why I need to talk to Jason, Al, and Willie, and Jep. Because the best thing they can do for Phil Robertson right now is go by, put him in their truck, drive him down to the lair, put him in a 4x4, and take him to the land for about a couple hours.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Well, no, no. We're about to have to get in a boat. Yeah, but that don't bother Phil.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
It don't bother Phil. Okay. He used to step out off his steps and step in the boat and go where he needed to go. So that was one of the prerequisites to his lovely wife. Hey, go find me a place to live on the river. When she was talking, when Kay was talking to the realtor, You know, Kay asked us, said, hey, does it flood here? And the woman, kind of scared the woman.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
She said, oh, I'm not going to be, they're not going to buy it. Because I had to tell them the truth. Yes, it does. And Kay said, that's fine. That's what we want. Perfect. Perfect. Let's be on an island. Yeah, that's right. Let's be on an island. To an island down there. But I just thought I would let the fans know, hey, Phil and Kay are doing fine. Yeah. For elderly people.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
as good as they can be yeah yeah yeah just keep them in your prayers i mean it's always good i did we do appreciate your prayers and keep them keep it up is your credit bad have we got a deal for you what is it all right it's smart credit Don't ever let it go bad.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
No. Oh, my goodness. The only thing I watch in the Masters is I watch it to look at all the beautiful flowers. Okay? Because that's probably the prettiest golf course in the world. Oh, it is. Yeah, with my humble opinion. Okay? Because of the flowers and everything.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
That's why I kept telling Stone, hey, you need to get with fast-growing trees and get me some darn fruit trees planted on our property down there. That's right. So you look like the golf course. Well, no, no, I was like, hey, you know, like when I was squirrel hunting in October, guess what gets ripe in October? Musky dimes. Oh.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Okay, and it's nothing better than take your .22 rifle with a scope on it, get in the wood, go find you a tree that's got a muscadine vine on it, pick you a pocket full of them, and then go sit down there under some, you know, dead tree, you know, whenever a squirrel comes out, pop him, drop him, okay, and then I drop you a couple of muscadines in. Come on, wipe it on the neck.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Right, well, hey, yeah. That'll run through. They are tart. Okay. They are tart, but they are good. Oh, Lord. I just described his perfect day. Yeah. No, no. Hey, look, that's what Phil needs, okay? A break from where he's at. Yeah. Okay. Well, no, no, because that's what I told Phil when I was saying it. I said, what have you two outlaws been up to? you're always jumping off the reservation.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
You know, I said, hey, I said, that's why it took me so long to come here and visit y'all. I didn't know where y'all were. I said, every time I asked, where were you? Somebody said, no, they ain't there. And I said, well, good grief, where are they at? So I was always, you know, I was too late.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Well, see, Jason, all his kids have forgot. Okay, this is a man that spent 95% of his lifetime in the woods. You know who I ran across?
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
We've always filmed duck hunting. The one thing I always regretted is when we went to Chenny Lake. and spent about two weeks in high water, back water, finding big logs, cypress logs. And then we took them from Shinney's Lake down the creek all the way to Phil's property.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Well, no, no, because, hey, look. That sounds like way too much work. Phil had sent me over there because he had something he had to do. And, you know, I was looking for more. Well, I got lost on Shinning Lake because I didn't know it. Okay. But I did find a gigantic cypress log that was all, what, 300 feet long? Yeah. And look, it put these tables together, and it would be about big around.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
300 feet long? Hey, that thing was slick as a baby's butt. 300 feet? Okay, no limbs. Okay. Huge. You could have cut it in three sections. Beautiful. 100 foot each. And I couldn't find it. When we went back with Phil, I couldn't find it, stupid guy. You lost a football field-sized tree?
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Oh, no, but that was a feat, okay?
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
Oh, no, it was about three football.
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Uncle Si's First Visit to Phil and Kay Since Diagnosis
No, no, it was about three football lengths.
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Uncle Si's Hardest Struggle with 'Duck Dynasty' Fame
Yeah, but also the transcript called her Jennifer, so I thought her name was Jennifer.
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Uncle Si's Hardest Struggle with 'Duck Dynasty' Fame
Sorry, I meant to pause that a lot earlier.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's another place. Hey, that's another place you can get your big crop. Where? Cross Lake. There's Cross Lake and Caddo Lake. Okay.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's like a turtle. Like triple. Out of cattle. Boat rule travel. I caught a loggerhead turtle. Okay. Crappie fish. Can't poke. that probably big around this table right here.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
He chained him. Get this. He chained this stupid turtle in his yard and charged $5 a ride. And, hey, every time you come by there, there was kids standing on the back of that loggerhead.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah. And y'all were riding it? And it took him two hours, okay, to troll the motor of this thing to the bank, to get him to the bank. Wow. With that cane pole.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'm telling you, that sucker was a monster. I know that. The biggest one I ever caught on a trout line was like 75 pounds being filled.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Dang. What's your star? Adele.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah. I didn't meet her there.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, Hunter's pretty slick. He got her to go with his woman. I didn't even get to meet her.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Giving God the glory for all the blessings that he's put up on you.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I keep wanting to call it that. Tomahawk. Uh-oh. What'd you say? Tomahawk. Big Tomahawk steak. That'll do it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah, appreciation day sounds expensive.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
There's got to be Lay's. Are you a brand man when it comes to chips? Well, hey, Lay's is the best.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
And you get the dip. The dip Fritos.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Big spoon. Scoops. Well, that's what you get. Yeah, the scoop.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, no, no, no. That's the one that I, like I said, you got to get you a pint of red salsa. You can come up with any dip you want. No, red salsa.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You can just cook a bunch of bacon bits.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, you're just running good cheese. No. Yeah. You're just running good cheese there.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
They come, them craft. You take a bunch of chili, you dump a bunch of Fritos in there with it, then put a whole bunch of cheese in there on top of all that.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, I'll fix that, because I could eat a gallon of it right now.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
We're having a separate conversation. Yeah, I know. You need to try that salsa, though, I was telling you about. It's called Big Red. Big Red. It's hot. It's got a little heat to it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
There's still a friends and family discount.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, I'm just going to go with Big Red then. Big Red, he says. I'm just going with Big Red because I know I can eat it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Nope. Get rid of the beef jerky. I like the first one.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Hold on. That's a good one. Hunter giggled like a girl and said a you who.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
And you got to have a Ritz crackers and sharp cheese. A little package of that. And that'd be enough. I have Ritz crackers and cheese. And then you ain't going to be out there long.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's right. That way they get that slimy.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Jalapeno. Jalapeno behind a sausage. Get a little heat in there, boys.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, forget the barbecue. It's so bad. It will ruin the taste.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, yeah. I'll fix that. That's why I like it on a sunny day. It gets it, turns it, you pour it out. Did you just say that was barbecue sauce?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Uh-oh, there she is. Who's in the machine? I can't do it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
We're going to take a break. I want to know what chocolate drink actually is. I'm going to buy it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Hey, tell him, Gower. We'll be right back with a Yoo-Hoo.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'm going to leave that one alone.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
He's going to leave that alone.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I made my judgment on what it looked like.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You can have the you who. That's not good. It didn't look right.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
In other words, you got a little colored water there.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Okay. God, when did I tell you what I got my dad?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
He's a noise maker. I'm a noise maker, and these stupid mics are no good for me.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
And I don't own a cell phone because it won't work for me.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Hey, you know technology has gone too far. When it cusses you out. When it cusses you out.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
All right, what was it? Belton, Georgia. Georgia? Yeah.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
So I guess there ain't nothing going on out there that we need to know about?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah, I played. Well, I changed that. I used to play Tiger Woods golf, me and my son, when he was a teenager.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That was actually fun because, hey, we made it wild. We pulled a short move about, hey, the fairway is right over here, and why should I play all them different holes? Just shoot it over there right now.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah, go play 18. Why are you going to play if you don't sit down and hope? Martin, you have Mario Kart basketball?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, it's amazing what you can do on Tiger Woods, that golf thing. It's amazing.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Somebody that does it, and that's all he does in life? You better be good. Yeah. You better be good.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I can't edit. That's like poker online. Okay. Just me and computer don't get along. I would play if me and computer got along. But the guy that's, hey, he's won $48 million online. Yeah. Poker? Yeah, on poker.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
How are you supposed to beat him?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
He's just barking. I'll tell you what time it is. It's time to read a Bible verse and go home.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's the last one you get from me, boys. That's a true story.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I miss seeing y'all. So you lasted 25? Yeah. I didn't last but 24 and a half.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty risks.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
What's going on out in the world? Oh, boy. The real world.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
It's off the clock and it's off for everything else.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Give them $500. Which means you got to give them $500.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I got nowhere to be, boys, and I got these waders on. Let's roll. I already got them on. Yeah, I already got them, so let's roll. No, that's awesome, man. That's a cool thing. That's a cool moment when you work on somebody and all that thing is then finally you see it. So men's retreat got another one. I still ain't going.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
That's the whole spiel. Yeah, that's good. That's it. I'm glad, man. I think they're very worthy. Oh, yeah, I do. I think they're awesome. I'm glad that y'all do them. I'm very thankful that y'all do that.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I ain't much on retreating. I got the armor of God on. Let's fight, boys. You want to fight? Let's fight. Hey, one thing, you ain't good. Yeah. Well, that's how you get everybody, right? You feed them good, then you get them all relaxed, and then next thing you know. But, hey, I think they are great. It's not a camp out kind of feller.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Air conditioning. Yeah. Good. I'm glad.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah. Which is your mother-in-law's deal.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
It looks good. She always brings home leftovers. I don't ever eat it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Secret to weight loss right there. Just stop everything you like. Don't eat that no more. That's out.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No, that's part of it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I've been doing that for years.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I always look over to make sure God wants blue lights on before I go to bed.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I agree. And I'm glad. I'm thankful.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Oh, I get caught in them all the time. That's why I go fishing. That's why. Sitting in a deer stand. The deer stand.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Busted water lines. Got to spray down his bunk with Pesty. Yeah. Hey, that stuff works. I know. That's what I'm talking about. And it's that time.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Gorilla. Ah. Gorilla. You ain't ever going to get 100 men on the same page.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
If they're not going to be. Because one of them is going to think he knows how to do it better. So he's going to lead a little sidebar over here of what to do. Well, they're going to get snuffed out by the gorilla.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
And then you're going to have some that like to retreat. You ain't going to have many stand and fight guys. Not for long. Yeah, he knocked about three of them out.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, there's going to be a real aha moment come right there. A few tough ones in the beginning, but after that, no.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Boy, ain't that the truth.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, so you're pushing people in front of you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Then you start playing Survivor. Self-preservation is real. That's right. I don't think so.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Oh, it's Cecilio's birthday. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, the last week of April, for whatever reason... What was going on nine months ago? A lot of people born this. I don't know what people celebrate roughly 40 weeks prior to this.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Now, who was bored enough to sit there and think of this equation?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Oh, recreational, if you will. Yeah. Okay. There you go.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Well, yeah, if you got 100 Navy SEALs, okay. Yeah. But you're not.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I'm sure there's more than that by the time you do.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Then you got people in there assigning jobs. That's what I'm saying.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
The humans can't even get along good enough to love each other. You think they're going to fight with each other to whoop a gorilla? No, they're going to be throwing people out in front of him. Here, have him, have him. But then you're dead. Yeah, but you're last. Well, maybe he's wore out by then. Yeah, maybe he's tired.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He'll go to sleep, and then what? You still just got to wait for him to wake up. We ain't waiting. Let's get this over with. That's where we're going to get him.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Not a chance. That gorilla break him in half, he try to grab his leg.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah. Ain't happening. And you ain't going to get your arms around his neck. A gorilla. I'm just guessing. I ain't ever touched a gorilla, but looking at him, I don't know that you can choke him.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah. Hey, get off.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Marcus Luttrell knows them.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
yeah yeah he knows the right oh yeah they would sit together though they would they'd have a plan you would have to have a brotherhood that is as tight as ticks which is somebody like the seals or rangers some special forces group ring beret that all believe that they're fighting for their brother right beside them yeah and that their brother's fighting for them as well they could do it yeah i believe that but
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Us normies are out. Just 100 humans? No. First one that gets knocked out, you're finding a way out of there. The mission then becomes escape.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Well, let me tell you. Well, they escape all the time. They climb up to the top and then come out.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
You know that's true. Yeah. Oh, man. I don't even know.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah. Seems like an easy answer to me. I don't know why there's much debate on it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
They're all crowding 60 now. What are they going to do? Yeah. What are they going to do? Shaq going to give him a dadgum Papa John's pizza? Try to put him in a food coma? But yeah, no. Are you kidding? Professional athletes?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Like they're not some of the most self-consumed people that exist.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I mean, really, but they've been taught to be that way. Yeah. Especially now in the world of contracts and getting paid, like they are not, you know, I don't think there's a lot of Peyton's left.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I got a couple more buddies, too, that their wives' birthdays this week. I just wonder why we marry all these Tauruses. If you go back and look at the horoscope. They wild, man. Oh, they wild.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Manning. Manningfeller.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Well, he got paid, but I'm saying.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, for the most part, he kept his core group together. That's true. For restructuring and all kinds of things. Now it's get paid. I mean, even seeing college sports now. Them boys are like, I'm out, bro. I'm out.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, the college sports has got to be completely redone. Them boys, the NCAA fouled it up again.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
A hundred percent. You know why? Because he was on the receiving end of the mega million dollar contract. He knew what was about to happen. He did. When you gave kids that.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Because his 70 year old self was getting that. So he knew.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
With a gorilla? No.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I would not have a penny of it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, that's a lot of fun.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Me and Goblin would then be, it may just be fish with Goblin and Martin. I may just have to, you know, we linked to each other. Get another boat. You can book either one of us. Like that's what at this point.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
But at 18, God, bad deal.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Because you're so selfish. But there are some of them that are doing well, the young guys that are doing well, because they have the right leadership behind, which I say, I say that at 18, that's unsupervised, which my mother would have never let me been. So I'd probably have 17 IRAs and some CDs. Wow.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
But I'd have bought a bass boat.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I'd have went and paid cash for something with a 250 on it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Most of the places I've been, it's you on the cranky motor to get off the trailer and onto the trailer. I put the trolling motor in.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He showed up a little early.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No. He just does it when he likes to. When I'm by myself.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
And he knows if it makes you mildly uncomfortable, he'll look over there at you before he does it. It's fun.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Which fits his personality.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He's always ahead of the scene.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Was he in the front seat? No.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
You can even tell Paula. She ain't got to make me a sandwich.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Give her the night off.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
But it ain't retirement. I don't know why everybody says you're retired. Because you're having the time of your life.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I still feel like that every time something stretches my strength. I know. It just makes me smile. I think that's what you work your whole life for, right? Is to then bet on yourself at some point.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Bet on yourself, do what you want to do. I love it. You know? Yeah. Heck yeah. I'm happy for you. I just wish I saw you more, but... That's right.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Let him go up there, man.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Well, me and Galvin fish different places. He fishes in big ponds and I fish a little pond. So... I like cypress trees and shallow water. And... what God went through and you, you gotta be comfortable with being out in the middle of the pond.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Then you got to deal with wakeboarders and skiers and all them people, jet skiers. That's when you go from 6 to 12 and be gone. Yeah, you get out of there. Or you go at like 7 in the evening and fish for an hour and a half.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I don't think so.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Shelly. Ain't got a last name?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
My cousin did a big ancestry thing long ago to find out our great-great-great-grandparents or something like that.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Slide it up there. Let's look at the tree. well you don't have any oh it don't have many justin martin got that blocked off one percent shared dna on the parent percent what other side is there what are you talking about we're all one percent i don't know man we're all one percent do you think you could be related to somebody yeah like we all go back to noah so we all one percent related
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, I think it's okay.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Oh, Lord. No. Oh, man. We on it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I haven't heard this. Because I got a good story about that nutcase anyway.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Plus, Carter would probably be a pretty good DJ, man. It's hot in here. It is hot in here. He is a terrible DJ, but I like you. I had my little jacket on. I was prepared for that air vent to be blowing right down my back. And it ain't. I was cold with Miss Clara the other day.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I don't care if he hears me. He come into a local business the other day, which I was being a patron of and just made a fool of himself. What? Like, I mean, you'd have thought he was at the synagogue of Jesus flipping over tables. He's very mad.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Good news for him, he's going to be the only one in heaven. So him and Jesus are going to have a lot of time talking. He's the only one.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Well, you may know him. I know you love him. Is his name Justin Martin? He is. Yeah, there's three of us that when you search that name that we come up together. He's one. I'm the other one. And then there's this guy that does that weird, it's like weird, I don't want to call it techno music. What do you call it? Stuff got a lot of bass on it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
dubstep there you go dubstep stuff like rave type type stuff and uh there's three because i always get tagged in his stuff i guess whoever's promoting these things i'll go on there and just type in at justin martin on facebook and apparently i must come up before him so it's like hey come rave with justin martin i'm like i mean you could like y'all you can do it i could go i guess i don't know nothing about oh this guy's an actor
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
And he's 30 years old. I'm sure he's cool, man.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Hey, there you go.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
It happens. But no, that... So what's funny... He's been in some movies. So what's funny about that is I got a buddy, really good buddy, Godwin knows him. And every time somebody goes on Wikipedia and updates it to my actual picture, he goes back and changes it to that one. You know who I'm talking about, Galvin. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't going to say his name either, but Galvin knows me.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He's one of my fishing buddies here. Well, he's actually my childhood best friend who has, for somebody who's got two kids, he got a lot of time on his hands because he's making stuff and sending it all the time. I don't know. Let's just say I see them from time to time too. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Well, it's not consistent. Like, it's just... It's incredibly inconsistent. But, no, yeah, it was, we went to Iron Cactus last night. Mom kept the boys.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He's got a lot of time on his hands somehow, but he works remote now, so he works from home, so I guess when he's logged in and gets bored or on calls or something. But he does. He checks it every so often, and somebody will change it back to me, and then he'll change it back to that guy.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, that is why that comes up there, and Like I care. I mean, I don't.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He says so. He's 5'8". He's 10 years younger than me. Uh-huh. He has no facial hair and he's, yeah, he's thin.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah. Yeah. It's that too.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah. Johnny D got somewhere. I've never done that. Johnny D got like a child molester or something that shares his name. Let's not go into details. Well, I mean, I don't know if it's that, but he's registered. Right. Well, no, he's in jail. Okay, yeah.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Is he from here? Hey. Yeah. Get him going on that retreat, big dog.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Oh, did? Mm-hmm. Because we can't go tonight because she plays piano at church.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, not me, pal.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No. You didn't? No, I just got, well, I got them frachos because I got to, because that's the.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
This is actually fun. Google John Goblin.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I just want to see.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Because, you know, when you just Google people's names, and then you go to images, you see if there's any other images tagged as John Goblin. This is going to be fun. Goblin pretty much got a lock on John Goblin. He's the only famous John Goblin. He's the only one with a following. Good for you, Goblin. What about Philip McMillan? Yeah, right. I don't think so. This could be fun.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Hunter, we're coming for you.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Is it a mugshot, please?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
You got it? I got it on, baby. Got it on, baby. That's to make sure you don't get nauseous over there.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He's wearing his relief band. I feel great. You know, look, there's a lot of people in this world, and I've ridden on things with them, whether it be a fishing boat or an airplane, that get motion sickness. That guy right there, game changer.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, look, if y'all own a restaurant. Franchos? No, time out. If y'all own a restaurant out here.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
This could be good.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah. Yeah, that tracks.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I figured there would be. None as famous as you guys. Oh, man, you're getting there. If you'd ever put a camera on yourself.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Hunter, we got any voicemails or anything we want to... Voicemail. We got anything new we want to listen to?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
The other John David Owens at least fall into page like three of Google. Oh, man. Hunter? Yeah, what you got? Tee it up.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
yeah summer if your kids got the personality of you can y'all come here yeah you're invited because do you have any idea how much i would love to have somebody sit beside me in this chair named talladega night yeah you are talladega night you and your mom are officially invited what's her phone number i wonder which one of them thought of that mom or dad
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I just raced at Talladega. Can we call her? Can you see her wedding day, man? Please call her. Talladega, do you take? Yeah. Talladega, do you take Bristol to be your lawfully wedding? They'll probably have it in the end for you. Oh, Daytona. Oh, my goodness.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No, we're like in school hours. The kid's going to be at school.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I just don't like interrupting people's day. I'm a big believer in text message. Summer, this is a duck call. Too young. She said, what's the point? Don't write him letters. I only talk when I'm driving.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
That would be fun. Bush Light. That'd be a good one.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Two years ago, so she's four now.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Oh. She got that Band-Aid on that knee. She's on that bicycle right now, son. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
We got Talladega. We got River.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Hmm. That's loving a brand. Yeah. Sure did. That is loving a brand. He typecast him, but that's fine.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, we ate with all the blue hairs. We were there when they unlocked the doors last night.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
That's a showstopper.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
the only thing wilder in talladega nights is talladega boulevard so if you've ever been there not going yeah you need to be careful going there before you get in there you can buy some organic firewood yeah and beads me and god has been on that boulevard yeah for a short time yeah we say yeah we got this we belong son we walk down there and like yeah no we gotta get out of here Oh, man.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I can't believe that.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
There's a lot of Bristol's in this world.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No, only one of them. I've been there. Goblin been there too.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Man, life's going to get wild for that kid at about 16, 17. Yeah, because he's going to want to go fast.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
like there was nobody in there we were back home at like six around the parking place oh yeah you got you got the senior special well no there was no discount for being early but um i get the senior discount i used to be all bent out of shape when they'd say that
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Didn't they say they named her daughter Talladega Knight? I think so.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I guess the good news is that Summer didn't. Summer's parents didn't do that to her. She married into the night last night. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah. So she chose to be Summer Knight.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I have kept my faith. I have run the race.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I thought we were going to go with Jesus leaving the 99 to find the one.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No survivors. All right, we'll see y'all next time. We're out. No, no, hey.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
God was getting into character over there.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
really you get free tea yeah new we'll be there tonight at about six o'clock at 30 okay well i was trying to let you eat first uh yeah the church starts at six i can't wait to not work till six every day whatever y'all are all doing at five and five thirty sounds magical i'm trying to talk two toddlers into eating something that they just absolutely refuse yesterday that's what i do between hours of five and six
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Nailed it. Before y'all start any clamoring or complaining or whatever, Cy's not sick. There's nothing wrong with him. He's just old and needs a break.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Fishing. Fishing? Fishing.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Praise God for that. That's how you know you're living right there.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
It hurt my feelings. Brittany keeps telling me she won't go fishing. I said, well, I like that. We got them kids now, man. I don't know what to tell you. Plus, I only fish during the week. I don't fish on weekends. That's rough. Yeah, there's just too many people out there on the weekends.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I take a day, generally one day a week, and go fishing. That's where I'm at. But people don't really like it when we talk about fishing, so we'll move on from that.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Now, Cy will because he'll just leave and go take a nap.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
For his birthday? Like a shopping spree at the mall? No, he just heard about them.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
His birthday party was karaoke?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, he might be at home strumming on his guitar, thinking about making a return after that, you know? I want to watch that and see how she sounds. Oh, she's good. You'll love it, Gobble. I know you. You'll love it. But Si's taking a break. Yeah, he's taking a break. Look, he's filming a lot for Duck Dynasty, the revival.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Anyway. Let's do a My Cat game?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Should we just start the show and see what happens? All right, welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We are in here for a Silas podcast. Silas, not Silus, which is his name.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Joker, he must weigh 30 pounds. Nobody can out-eat Mountain Man when it's free. There he is, boys. Does he eat them fast?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
So he ain't seen him in a while. No, I ain't either.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I noticed he started posting on Facebook again. Or he's at least commenting on my stuff on Facebook again. So I'm like, oh, okay, you're sliding back into the algorithm. I see you, Mountain Dog. Somebody running your stuff understands this now. Okay, I get it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Well, you knew they'd be there. Well, that's good. I'm glad y'all had a good time. Galvin, I saw you, speaking of social media, I saw you had a pretty cool thing happen since you've been here last, huh? What? With your son-in-law?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
So you were John the Baptist in that moment.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah. Hey, good thing he didn't buy you a plane ticket and take you to the Jordan River, right? Yeah, I know.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Some antibodies. Antibodies. God, I love you. That's pretty witty. You can tell God would spend a lot of time alone. Gavin, today is your bride's birthday, right? Yours too. I know. What'd you get Miss Paula?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
That would have been a long commute. Yeah, that would have been a while. What are you trying to find? I'm trying to find. I've seen the photo. I don't know. I saw it via Johanna's Instagram, but Godwin had shared it. That's how I saw it. You found it? I'm going to find it. No, man, that's awesome. That's a big deal. There we go.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Because I know you and Paula prayed over Johanna to find that kind of man, right? So that's cool.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
There you go. And it's easier for you, huh? You've lost a little weight. You're a little bit stronger. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
The water is fine. No, that's awesome, man.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Her mom is a little stubborn. I love her to death. She's a little stubborn.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I don't know why people are so invested in it. I never understood that. It's an ongoing saga. Yeah.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
no well she makes sure she doesn't no she knows this okay it's no secret to anyone um so how do you how do you deal with that the first question is why is that um i asked this yesterday you already had this conversation yeah in the lobby it made hunter very uncomfortable
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
So, now see, this is where it takes the twist. All right, not to be a chronic oversharer.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
So I knew this girl back in high school. And we dated for a little bit. And then I kind of screwed that up a little bit. And we're not dating anymore. Fast forward five years. We start talking again. We decide, you know what? We're both growing up now. Maybe we can give it another go. And from about five years ago...
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
her and my dad had conflicting views on stuff and my mom always thought that she was kind of five years ago yeah oh i know what i know what the conflicting views were yep five years ago that's an oddly specific time yeah right around november
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
i mean and she's from seven one two nine two originally uh farmable yeah but this sounds like you know they got they got issues that they they you know she needs to talk about they're gonna have to iron them out my mom always thought that she was a little mean and uh she is also wait a minute hey you need a girl that's honestly all right they all a little mean
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
A little too soon? A little too soon. She said on her next trip, she'll come by.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Hey, I made long distance work for a while. Someone's got to keep doing chores around her mom's house. There you go. I like it. He's a good guy. You should see my weird way I fixed her porch stairs. Is that where you hurt your neck?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, you're right, Ty. She's going to become like a stubborn old lady eventually.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
But it was weird. He had a weird request. He's a big fan anyway. Now, I don't just do that because people are at events. I want to get baptized. We sat down and made sure, and his uncle confirmed that he had been wanting to do this for a minute. But he did. It was a weird request because he said, he said it first. He said, once I come up, can you say that's all of it? And I said... No, buddy.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I'm going to say that when you go in, because once you come up, that's a new beginning. That ain't all of it. I said, we just getting started. I said, I'll go Jason Aldean on you, son. I mean, we just getting started when you come out of there.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
All of it's right before you go in. And so that's why on the caption of that, it shows me saying that's all of it. But that was his request. But no, man, it was fun. Yeah.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah. I was busy. Miss Brittany going to give you shiner money or something, you know. Yeah. I'm just running around out there looking around. Just looking around, he said. That's a dang big one. That one's big.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
yeah the other guy um what was his name i i put him in there brandon maybe um yeah because that one was william but anyway he he had a really cool story battle drug addiction all the things uh lost his fiancee then they got clean together uh they're in premarital counseling and they were going to do the baptism as um like their first act together like
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
him and her but this was a men's conference and he is like i can't leave here without doing this i said well call you woman well let's make her confirm that this is okay you know like i don't want that to be some milestone y'all had you know circled with each other and
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
it's all she was fired up she was like no do it i mean she was just screaming on the other end of the phone i was like all right well as long as you're cool with it uh no man 300 men in south texas and when i tell you in the middle of nowhere buddy we was in the middle of no picture looks very nowhere where yeah it was i ain't ever even heard of the town i went through we weren't in a town but where'd you fly into i drove i drove yeah you know
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
you went to a little place what was old girl's name left voicemail oh jennifer jennifer hey jennifer guess where martin sent me a picture from bucky's yeah i said jd a selfie from in front of bucky's i said i'm about to make jennifer big man not only did i get one brisket sandwich i got two of them uh-huh and you know what i had to drive right back by it coming home and go run it back did it again you know what i didn't have on my brisket gristle
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
thank you i just think y'all had a bad deal i don't know it was uh it was it sure was good took a few pictures in there because bucky's is our fan base so yeah i had a good size level where you can't go no but it don't take long if i if i if i ramble around in there at all it's it's yeah i ramble in a bucky's oh i do too they get me every time i'm gonna look at everything there is to offer
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, I look just like a gadwall, just spot to spot, just kind of keep circling.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Because let me tell you where they ain't. Oh, I know.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah. Oh, you was just up there. Were you doing seminars and stuff?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, I like how them bass fishermen got to make up names for stuff. The Mickey rig is just what crappie fishermen have been doing. Yeah. For a long time. You just drop a jig down there and hold it real still right above their head. Same thing crappie fishermen have been doing for years. But you know what? We'll call it something else. But, Si, what'd you do this weekend? Anything?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Sat at home? Oh, y'all had veterans hunt. Don't tell me you didn't do nothing. Y'all went duck hunting.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Are you, are you that? I didn't know people. Are you the reason that question is on here?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh, no, there were a bunch of them here. And so a bunch of woodcock, too, actually showed up. So, like, there's all those questions.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
What's that, a woodcock? Woodcock, yeah.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, so if you were after those, I think season's still open on both of them.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
But they're here. They're here right now. Um, but it does take a bunch of them to make a meal. It takes, but I think Woodcock's what, like three per person or something or something. You don't even get to kill many of them.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh yeah. They're cool. Scare you to death too. Cause they'll wait until you get right up on them.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, we needed something now because there ain't no ducks left. It's a bleak day, but it's going to be 80 degrees this week. Oh, man. That's good. That fish is going to be biting by the end of the week. You want to talk about business. Oh, yeah, I'm about to start slinging.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Petrol a motor on high and go, baby.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Just pan around, boom, bop. Did you see any bass out there?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I know a guy with some freeloaders and plenty of jig heads if you need to bar somebody. You ain't even got to bring them back. Or mooch minnows, whichever one you want to throw at them.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, you keep that ice flouncing around in that ice chest. You can have all of them you want.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, they're cold now. They're cold. I get home, Waylon's going to go fish go night-night.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Goes in your belly. Yeah, fish go nothing. No, there ain't nothing. Those are going to be good. Those are going to be mom and dads after the boys go to bed in their belly.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
That thing will flip on there just fine. I got a big griddle, Goblin.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
That's how you know you catch a bunch of crappie when you guys start smoking them.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I'm sure if you ever had smoked fish dip at the beach where they smoke them Spanish mackerel and stuff and then turn them into fish dip.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
it's good but i mean if you i know it that's incredible it snowed below us oh a bunch too but if you i mean side by side it was that smoked fish dip and goblin's uh fried crappie yeah no offense to mr driscoll but god was fried crappie were magnifique i don't know how you put sour cream on something and then fried and they don't taste good But he did it.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
The last time I had fish, Goblin cooked it. During duck season.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Well, yeah. I mean, wasn't it a couple of weeks ago? Whenever we was all up there together.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
when I knocked both sides off of him.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
We ain't a cooking show, so it don't matter. Are we, though? I mean, we talk about food a lot. We just ain't a cooking show. It's good. Because we're not going to sit here and make it. But, hey, if you want to make it, I'll film it for Commander's Kitchen. I'll eat it for Commander's Kitchen. I got a smoker right out there in the warehouse. All we got to do is plug it up.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
i have one one time i think i i but i didn't have no extra but most of the time i check before i even start i always have two propane tanks one yeah slam full like that's just the way i operate i don't know i have two too and i ran out of the one and then you never went and refilled went refilled it yeah that's a problem i had my griddle covered and then out of gas
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh, that's why that Instagram story, I never got to see the payoff. I saw the beginning. I never got to see the beginning.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
But the fryer gone and the bottle gone?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Man, kids. We're good for them. Ain't they something? That's what we're good for. I laugh at that because I used to do that stuff to my dad all the time. Just come get it. Yeah. But you don't ever see it. It don't ever come back. It ain't a boomerang. It's a unidirectional.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah. Plus, you got an empty one. You don't need it now.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
man once you get done with it like both them empty ones are in the back of my truck right now that's the one good thing milk crates are good for like a propane bottle sits perfectly in a milk crate and you sit that in the back of your truck and it don't tip over and roll around everywhere they don't even build them no more no you got to find them places but like a red or brown milk crate that propane bottle fits perfectly yeah that's what i used to put my motorcycle on when i'd come in yeah sure
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Them ain't French fries. Them's white pork.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Like at the Honey Hole? They probably got some little Coke deals. They ain't got them with the high sides no more. I don't know. That's what we always used them for, though. They fit a propane bottle perfectly. Now I got that other deal in the back of my truck that it sits in, but for years. This won't stop hurting. No, that one's going to hurt for a couple of days there, Gavin.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I mean, he took you. He got you good. Do you need a first aid kit? He could use some new skin.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
all right well welcome back to the duck call room a little different start today's but uh no we're back life is grand life is good hunter's gonna start the clock here at some point and uh
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, just keep it rolling. We'll keep talking, Hunter. I mean, really, we'll keep talking.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Hunter, have we not talked bad about you while you were in here? Fill me some coffee while you're gone. What's wrong with you, Si? You're on fire today.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Good night, Olivia. Gracious. That's a good one. No, that ain't a good one. That's a doggone big one.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, he won't be with us long, you know. I was telling Si the other day... He made such big news that the head of enforcement for the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission called me checking on him since it happened in the state of Arkansas.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, I didn't even know him before then, but he knew me. So I always called that in mind.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
His name was Chris. The head of enforcement. Yeah. Of enforcement. Yeah. Not, not just the head, the enforcement. Um, but, uh, no, I don't, I don't know what we got on the docket now. We got, uh, well, we leave here and we got to film more duck dynasty stuff. So, um, that's going well.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, because we're doing some stuff. I mean, you did do like- I can't say, because you'll see it one day. You did do the running man in a suit at the Shiner Tech.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Look at Hunter. He's come back with everything but coffee.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
We have time out. Let me see this. Is that Gorilla Girl? Gorilla Girl. I'm pretty sure I see a first aid kit that has been gay in.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I mean, we've been rolling, but at least we'll have some idea of where we're at. What day is it? Why do you even worry about time? What is today? Monday?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I'm trying to make sure my man is still able to bring me some crappies. I'm trying to take care of him.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Here, you want to clean it with this alcohol wipe? No. That's going to go away. He'll pass on that. There ain't no neosporin in here. That thing's false advertising. I'll just glue it. Okay. Yeah, that glue is going to hurt bad enough.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
You want a band-aid to go over the top of it or? No. Oh, that's going. Fill it up.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
That's a deep flat. Yeah, I think we're going to cut that top off.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I just knocked over 150 band-aids, too.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
You want to at least put that on there, keep yourself from reopening it for now? Shall we find you some regulation glue?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh, you know what? My boats in the warehouse at L&M are super gluing it for FG knots.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh, yeah, you may get caught. He's retired. Yeah, he is retired. He's happily retired. Yeah.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah. Hey, while you're here. No. Yeah. He said, no. No. No. Galvin got mad at me and Stone just talking about work. I shut him down. Amen. Get that crap out of here. Mm-hmm. Laudy be. What's Miss Paula think about your retired life? Any update there? She still got you doing stuff? Hey, I'll tell you what.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Because I'm not retired, Gavin. That's why.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I can do that. I found me an encore. Did you? You finally found you one Paula stole from you? He found him a replacement.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
He don't know it yet. Carter going duck hunting.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I mean, that thing is hard as a brick bat. That's what I told you. I mean, like.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
So you were 20 and 21? Okay. Wow. And then you ended up at Fort Polk. Did you come to Polk after or before? No, after. Where'd you go? Is that the first place you went? Is that the first place you went?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
But everybody, apparently. But that was, when you come back to the States, you went to Fort Polk first. Nope. Oh.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Okay. All right, so y'all made that up.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Where's that at? Massachusetts. Massachusetts.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh, so that's when you met Christine.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Okay. Yeah, gang. Okay, and we have figured it out.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah. Hey, well, good news. We don't have any super glue, but we got some Band-Aids.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
We got Band-Aids. We got a first aid kit. 160 pieces. It is solid as a rock. Now, this thing is called a first aid kit, but it ain't nothing but Band-Aid. There's no Neosporin. There's no little scissors. There's no Bengay.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Hey, man. Hey, is that a check? No, I don't think.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Really? Sound like my, sound like my refrigerator. Yeah. Going to Duck Dynasty.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Do they eat the mustard to help with cramp? Yeah. Like it's a pickle juice shot or something. Oh, I don't know. It meant like, oh, my hand's cramped. Let me rub some mustard on it.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Maybe they think the people will see the yellow ice around them and get scared like they TT'd everywhere, you know? Hmm. I don't know.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Hey, you ask the person from Maine to build your coffee because they got to drink hot stuff all year.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, like how do you get them? Do you just... Oh, here we go. Can you order them on Amazon?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Well, Johnny, you've made much more questionable Amazon purchases. That's all I'm going to say.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I wish Hunter would have said that into the mic. Who's got his headset? He took it. No, it's here.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Well, he talks to a lot of people that get knocked out. We talk to the people that knock people out. Yeah.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
We about to get emailed. I tried them smelling salts. They didn't do nothing for me. I climbed a tree after I got them smelling salts.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, he got over there and got to messing with a scab on his ear and that thing started pouring blood.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, not these days, though. You documenting everything. We're going to see this on the ground. Got it. Kids. It actually sounds like a good thing to keep in my truck during duck season. Why? When I'm 3.30 a.m., wake up.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Like when you're just driving and you're like – you get to that point where it's like, man, golly, you just want to close them eyes. You just reach over there and get you a little – And you'll be awake for a month, right? Yeah, that's the problem.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh, Lord have mercy. Hunter, we got any voicemails? We got anything? Oh, yeah. He said.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I don't want to sound needy. What you got there? Well, I finally cleaned out. Yeah, Mark. Y'all settle down in there. It'll be all right. Yeah.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
You know what, John D? If you got one of them cats, you got boat money.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
From the sounds of it, that rabbit ain't very active.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Now, that one right there would make a fricassee.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
We're going to have to talk about that word need again.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I've seen an emotional support parakeet.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Is there another out there? Yeah, what else we got? We're divulging into a place where I'm just bored. So what's next?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah. So I forgot some of this stuff. This is from, I think his name's Jeremiah. I'm pretty sure. Johnson. London, I believe.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Jeremiah Johnson. That should have been a lot easier. How could you have forgotten that? Well, watch me. I got twins now. What can I say? Give it to the twins. He sent Cy, a U.S. Army NASCAR, Dale Jr.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah. Get you a plate, son. Oh, good.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I've been in shiners all morning. Look here. Look, God once texted me. He said, you got a cooler? I said, yes, sir. Yes, sir, I do. When a man asks you if you got a cooler, you go put ice in it.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
That's probably what Carter needs to be listening to. All right, what else you got, Hunter? Let's listen one more, then we're going to wrap this baby up.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I just fell in a seat beside you, which works. Close enough. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car room.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I don't think that's junior. No, that ain't junior.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
That's just what we need. Brotherly love. That's just what we need. We need to encourage more scraps between those two.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Hey, there's one of us that's a NASCAR fan in here, like a mega NASCAR fan. I already know that. So, Goblin, I'm going to trade you a number eight die-cast NASCAR that Si just gave me for four crappies. Good trade. See, look at there. Look how easy that was.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
In the water? That's all he gonna say.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, there you go. They start heading up. If you want to catch them with Godwin.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Godwinguides.com. There you go. He's retired, but he can be rented for half a day. That's right.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
And all the things. And soon enough, if you need a place to stay, you can get with Johnny D. Hey, hold on.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Michael Lindell on a flag out front.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
You're going to need some of that second skin on him. Or new skin, whatever it's called.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, that's a good one. I'm glad Johnny D ain't here. That'd probably make him a little queasy.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
That's a good one there. That's a doggone big one. That's a good one. I mean, that's a great one. That's one of them big old good ones. That's a dang great big one. Oh, look at that dinner baby. Oh, that's going to be good to eat.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh, man. Well, Godwin, I appreciate your sacrifice. I will say that. Well, somebody got to do it. That was a good entrance, man. Just a big old crappy coming around the door. That thing was huge. That's a big one.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
yeah that way that's a dog but si's got some mail from the i think the doll family maybe yeah dustin yeah dustin dustin said you like the chiefs me like the chiefs we're not even from kansas here's a bunch of stuff here's you a flag and a shirt and some barbecue sauce you gotta like this gunslinger boys seasoning he's a gunslinger you think they're gonna win
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
You told me the other day it's the only reason I have any inkling to it. So I've never heard of this man.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
But that's only because a buddy of mine, I think, listens to them.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh, my goodness. Of course you do, Hunter. That's why you fit in every crowd. We've already told you this. One of his albums won a Grammy. I don't even know. So did Beyonce last night for country.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Huh? I can't sell them, but I can take donations.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, let's go with that. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever too, man.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy. Once you get to that age.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
y'all know we've been on here a lot the pillows fantastic the robes phenomenal oh hey excellent that's what i'm talking about the sheets sheets top notch slippers sleeping on clouds number one cause of dry skin yeah number one cause dry skin my pillow towels they're so good they still even got a phone number where you can call and order that's what i'm talking about america baby Thank you.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I mean, because I'm not, let me tell you what, on the list of my things not to do is watch the Grammys. I mean, I just, I got zero interest.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I saw that she won. And I was like, well, I wonder who her competition was. Give me one moment.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I mean, you would think it'd have to be what, like, Morgan Wallen, I'm guessing, was probably up there. Sign of psychotics. Yeah, no, I don't think they made it.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, that's what we need to know. We need to know who that is.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, them's going to meet a griddle.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I'm way more interested if Posty does a Christian album.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Is it one of the Kardashian people? No, not anymore. Some naked girl.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Well, I still don't wish I'd have watched them.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah. Well, I spoke down in South Texas, and I saw one honey hole hat and had about four people say, yeah, we've been by there. Had to stop by the honey hole, see John David, too. I was like, there you go.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I love Godwin being retired. I miss you every day, buddy, but dad gum, I love you being retired.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I did do that, yeah. Two of them decided they wanted to get baptized. Was it cold? Was it cold? You didn't act like it. Well, no. I mean, you can't. I mean, I didn't feel nothing. I mean, when it's a spirit-led moment, you know. I mean, like, in the moment, no, I wasn't cold. I mean, look, I've been colder duck hunting. So, I mean, you know.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
yeah the water's probably 60 degrees so i mean which is cold but it you know it was fine i walked out there i was like well that one was i didn't have video of the one but he was pretty easy because he a light feller now that one that i had the video of i said come on ham we're gonna have to walk out here just a little bit further a little bit deeper yeah because i i don't i don't know if i can get you down that far and get back up without one of us ending up in traction here
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Si, you ready? Si's ready. He's ready.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
But I rolled in about 11 p.m. And y'all had Rocky. Rocky IV. Blaring. So I assume when I'm walking upstairs that everybody's awake.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hunter's ready. You got to get that microphone up by his face. Enjoy your hot chocolate. Look at all that foam up in that mustache. I'm going to have a long morning. Christine's going to be glad when you get up.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
It's just one big bunk room we're all in. And so I'm thinking they're going to be awake. Well, I walk in, everybody in the room snoring. I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. I have messed up here. So the fact that you're saying you weren't asleep. Not true.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's why you get it on video, so we can watch it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
What are you talking about, son? I sound like Cardi B all over that thing.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You hit him in the 50 yards.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, it's a gut shot. That deer was gut shot. Look, hey. No, he wasn't. Look, let me tell you something.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
How far was this deer?
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High five for hitting him. I'm just saying, that ain't an easy shot. Nothing about that is easy, so you hit him. But then the most important thing you did, forget the shot, is you did the right thing. You got the heck out of there. When you didn't know, you left him alone.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's the lesson from the whole deal.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's exactly what I said.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
We'll go tomorrow morning. As a man who was on scene for the recovery,
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Where's the video of the good-looking gentleman dragging him out? It was you. Well, me and Zone Breaker. Zone Breaker did a lot more than I did. I just kind of steered. He was more of the horsepower. If you see this boy, you know why.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
But here's what I was going to say. If you want to know how much it means, when the man got from the four-wheeler to the deer, he couldn't say a word. It's the first time I've ever heard him speechless, not because he was out of breath.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, yeah, because you were choking.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, he's out of breath, but that wasn't it, because I was over there begging him for a plug off that oxygen machine after I drug him up that hill right there. I was like, hey, man, give me a little hit of that. But that's how much this quest meant. To the guy who gets paid to sit here and run his mouth. He couldn't say nothing.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Only two-thirds. It's been a long day for him. That accounts for three and a half hours. Because when I go out, there's something about, hey. Did you sleep on the ride back? Because there was a two-hour ride. No.
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He also values living.
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Here's what I knew. I knew I had one, maybe two opportunities at that. And that was it. I said, so I'm going to give it everything I got on this first one.
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Yeah, on the first one. If it wouldn't have, I'd probably buy it. It was impressive. It was impressive. But Bonebreaker had the hard part. He had the head.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
What's his name? Cody.
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I'd say East Carroll Parish probably just looking at him.
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You want him on your team. Yeah. He's bigger than Burley? Well, muscle-wise. Not stature, probably. Yeah, no, not stature. Muscles, yes.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He'd have a tough time choking you because his arms are so big.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
No, he'd get that forearm on you. I'm talking about just like a kid-friendly choke, not one to like.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Very good nickname. We'll have to have him in here. He's a big old boy now. Oh, yeah. Hey, you quick to arm wrestle Rucker that day. Let's get you up against old Bonebreaker.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, he's a big old boy.
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Yeah, but that was fun. It was fun to be a part of. It was fun to be there for the recovery. Oh, yeah. We had all kinds of people there.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Now, most people don't get to have a crowd for their deer recovery.
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We're selling tickets out there.
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Chaz's daughter undressed Jace Robertson via telephone.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, yeah. About shooting yearlings. About shooting baby deer.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And then Phil caught a couple of strays because he said, well, I learned that from my dad. She said, well, your dad is not a nice man.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
She has a little daughter. How old is she? Five. Okay. The honesty of a child. She was letting her rip. Then she looked at me. She said, your daddy shouldn't have taught y'all that. I said, hey, I'm not one of them. I'm not one of them. I said, excuse me, I'm not one of them. I just kind of look like it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You about to sleep for a couple of days?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Let me guess, you didn't get no sleep in either? Didn't sleep, no. Oh, okay.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Boy, you running on empty, ain't you?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
No, he's out of deer. He still has plenty of eland and milk eye.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hey, let me tell you what that old man did this morning. Uh-oh. On a duck hunt. What'd he do? My man reached out there with that 20 gauge, clipped him a crow at about 70. Yep. Probably. I saw it. I saw him measuring it out. I was outside the blind watching.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I saw him measuring it out with his shotgun. I said, ain't no way. Boy, ain't no way. He shot that crow. That thing folded like a wet dish rag, buddy.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah. So I had to reach out there and guide him once.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And then I laid it on his chest while he laid down.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You don't want to do that. I don't think his skull is in good shape from what I saw. It was a head shot all the way.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, time spent outside. I just said it jokingly. I said, Si, here comes your crow.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He come right by me, and I was looking at him, and I saw that gun barrel come out that blind. I said, oh, he ain't going to try this, is he?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He'll say, but this time I didn't say nothing.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, Boone. Boone. Boone was the dog.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He looked like he just grabbed like a sour patch kid or something.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I don't know why he's so tired because it sounded like he was relaxed. Stone, too.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, and if you don't think I ain't toting that crow to mine, you're wrong. Yeah.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He made it back to the camp.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
With some writing. Si, the kind of guy who killed a crow would be the only one banded ever. You know, something goofy like that. But not this one. I mean, I laughed. I giggled because I just said it in jest. I was like, Si, you got a crow coming right here.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Stone woke up this morning and said, man, my throat's a little scratchy. I was like, yeah, I know why.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's all he needed.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
What he's really saying is why would you mess with perfection?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You ain't going to catch him on the technicality. You ain't going to get me on the technicality. You ain't going to get him.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
What did you get for Christmas? Anything worthy of note?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I was just asking if anybody surprised you with something worthy of note. That's all.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I guarantee you. That's better than money. My sister-in-law thought it would be a good idea to get my whole family to flee.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I had a bad day around my house.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, well, I mean, it's fine. The real kick in the cards about it was – Like, Brittany and him were supposed to be gone all week, so I had to, like, my deer set up. Like, I had everything planned out for the week, and they come running back with the flu.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And then the whole time, you know, thanks to spy point and cell cameras, like, I'm just sitting there while I'm taking care of my sick wife and my two sick boys, and he's standing in front of the camera. All day long. Standing in front of the camera. Standing in front of the camera.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I just took it as some kind of learning lesson from the good Lord. I don't know, focus on the things that matter. Maybe deer don't matter or something. I don't know. I was trying to find a positive in it so I just wouldn't be pissed off.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I was trying to find the lesson in it, but I just kept coming back to the just mad, just pure anger. But a little pride that my plan worked. So I was like, you know, my plan did work at least. At least I still understand how to kill a deer. All I've been doing the last three years is dragging people's deer.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Fetch size, fetch God ones. I mean, that's all I've been doing, dragging deer.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
No, no, I agree. But I don't mind. Hey, you kill one this evening. I'll go drag it out for you. I got to do call me. I don't mind doing that stuff. Not for my old.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He was ripping. And apparently they had some peas or something because everybody in there was farting too. It was wild, man. I ain't slept in a group setting in a minute.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hey, I went with the full intention of hopefully dragging out a deer. I did, and I lost my shoe in the process. Well accomplished. You know. Ain't many people I dragged through briars for, but you're one of them.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah. So, it was all good. Is there any email worthy of note here before we wrap this baby up?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You got some weird voicemail or anything over there?
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Hunter, are you okay? Also, leave us a rating, five stars, wherever you can find us. Spotify, Apple Podcasts.
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Amazon. I don't know.
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We're everywhere. If you're listening to a podcast, go in there, click five stars. If you like us, if you don't, don't click nothing. Just say, hey, good job. But listening to us this far into it, you probably like us.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You and Stone got them right. Didn't you say that?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
A long night. A long night. It is 1.20 in the afternoon, and he's had a long day. How did you have a long night? Do tell.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
All right, now. All right, now you're here.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I want to fly. That's my superpower.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You're too big to fly. Well, yeah, I mean.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Like airborne elephant? I mean, I don't know.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, no. I'll make some racket now when I'm coming down.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I want to have. Mallard Man. There you go.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I just want to fly. Like, out of all the ones, I just want to be able to fly. I think it'd be cool. Like, if I just pick up and go.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Mallard Man and Wood Duck.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Just imagine Si's nickname be Woody. Woody. Buzz and Woody right again, buddy. Oh, Woody Woodpecker. I went with a much more modern Woody.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Wherever I wanted to. Isn't that the beauty of this?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Where would you fly? Well, John D., I'm a superhero, so I'm not going to fall.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You'd fly to Venice. Nope. That's your favorite place.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That river in the desert? Nope. Oh.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He just cutting wind over there?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's right. Why Saturn? I wouldn't go there.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That teacup. Yeah, he's already got that. He's already got his prop.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And that Yeti cup doubled as a hammer. He could beat the hell out of you with it too. There you go. Hey, you come try to knock him out the air. No, that ain't happening.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's a true statement.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
We'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
The first time I showed up to Arkansas to hunt with you boys, the first time they put me in the bunk room with Si, and I had no idea. I was like, heck yeah, I love Si. He's hilarious. Then Si fell asleep. And this was before he had a CPAP machine.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You know when you fall asleep when you bunk with Si? When he gets up to go pee.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You got like a three-minute window. That does take you three minutes to go pee.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You know, back then, I thought that was mean, but after last night, I think it's kind of funny.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
20 years. That's 2000 and... I got distracted by that. Probably 2006, I bet.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, that was made by Drake Waterfowl. It was right when the Realtree deal started. That's Realtree Max 4.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
No, Si, don't give it to him. Sell it to Jacob Mayo.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Vintage Duck Commander jacket.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, we did. That's fine, though, whatever.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, last night. I've tried to avoid that. Last night reaffirmed why you will never get me at one of those men's retreats.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah. Group sleep. I don't thrive in group sleep setting.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah. And mine is Brittany, but she's even optional sometimes. I'm like, she get them restless legs. Get the thrashing, buddy. Optional. Yeah. Does she kick you? Huh? Does she kick you? Oh, yeah. Sometimes I kick back, too.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He only had but one nostril, so that don't work.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
The only man that sounds like he's drunk that don't drink. Jace hung out with that one the other day on the phone. He said, you always sound drunk, but you don't drink. He said, hey, I am drunk on life, buddy. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, I rolled in. So we were all staying. Let's set the scene for the people listening. We all went down to Honey Break last night. If you've never heard of it, look it up. It's a duck hunting place down in Jonesville, Louisiana. Really nice. I mean, one of the nicest places you'll ever visit.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's right. You can even get Queens, Kings, Split Kings, Cow Kings, Roman Kings. No, I don't know. I'm just making up Kings now.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah. Any size, any color, just $49.98. Order now because when they're gone, they're gone. And also for a limited time, when your order is over $100, you will receive $100 in free digital gifts. Y'all know we've been on here a lot. The pillows, fantastic. The robes. Phenomenal.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Excellent. That's what I'm talking about. The sheets. Sheets. Top notch. Slippers. Sleeping on clouds. I was number one cause of dry skin. Yeah.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Number one cause of dry skin. My pillow towels. They're so good, they still even got a phone number where you can call and order. That's what I'm talking about. America, baby. Thank you. That's what I'm talking about. And if you do want to take advantage of these great deals, call 1-800-969-3137. Use the promo code. Duck. Or go to MyPillow.com slash. Duck.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
For the amazing offer of $49.98 on the Giza Dream bed sheets, any size, any color. That number again is 1-800-969-3137. Use the promo code. Duck. Happy holidays, man. Yeah, we finally got it. Yeah, we made it. 2025's here, so that's kind of cool.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I don't even know what it was. Yeah, me neither.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Toothpick left the chat, boys.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I did a picture of Si with a dead deer.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Just so we're clear, that little ruffle of fur right there is an exit wound.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
No, pick up, go up, go up, right there.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah. But I let the boys go to bed, then I took Brittany out to dinner. Then I come down. So I got down about 11 o'clock.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1018 | Jase Ignites Missy’s Ire with a Bonehead Move & Phil’s Savage Nickname for Justin Martin
Yeah.
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Ep 1018 | Jase Ignites Missy’s Ire with a Bonehead Move & Phil’s Savage Nickname for Justin Martin
Yeah.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1018 | Jase Ignites Missy’s Ire with a Bonehead Move & Phil’s Savage Nickname for Justin Martin
Yeah.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1018 | Jase Ignites Missy’s Ire with a Bonehead Move & Phil’s Savage Nickname for Justin Martin
Yeah.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
The backs are getting thrown out quite a bit these days.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
You guys remember San Quentin, right? Yeah.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Willie was three on that one for sure.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Well, I was hurt, and he was making fun of me the whole time. You were just hurt before we came.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
I threw my back out, remember? Oh, here we go. Doing what? Brushing my teeth. Yeah. What was you thinking about those jewels from Revelation? I get to California, of course, Willie the whole time. I really couldn't move. He's making fun of me. Baptisms break out, which turned the prison yard into kind of a mud pit because the water's splashing out.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
So Willie's standing there baptizing this big 300-pound, I mean, A huge guy.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
And Willie does the splits.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
So you lost footing. Well, I did the splits. You did the splits.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
We're out of time. Be brief.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
But you did pay the price for it. You did pay the price.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Well, Jason, Al, right around the corner, we got a couple of holidays. We got Flag Day and the United States Army's birthday. I don't know if you guys knew that or not. Did you know that? June 14th. You knew it. There you go.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Well, Pure Talk, my wireless company, these guys are a veteran-led company, and they have a belief, which we agree with, that every man and woman who has faithfully served this country deserves to proudly fly an American flag that was actually made in America. And that's why Pure Talk is on a mission to give an allegiance flag, which is the highest quality American flag you can get, to 1,000 U.S.
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Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
veterans in time for Flag Day and the U.S. Army's birthday, as well as we've got the 4th of July coming up as well. So support this great cause. It's super easy. Just switch your cell phone. to Pure Talk this month. And a portion of every sale will go to providing these high-quality flags to deserving veterans. And here's the deal. I'm not asking you just to switch for that reason.
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Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Capturing chaos. It's like Jerry Springer on wheels.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Yeah, just film Roundabout.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
It's not yet. Yeah, there was the other story that I saw when I lived there in the news of the guy running for mayor of Monroe. And his whole campaign was that the storm drains were clogged up. You guys remember that guy? Yeah.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
That's at IBS.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Before you play the button, let me just say that.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
That is the pot calling the kettle black. Because you won't, I'll say this, you won't go on a two-minute rant. You'll go on about an eight-minute rant.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
No, I had that idea. You guys are here talking about the show. You guys got a new show. Let's talk about the new show.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Willie trades in the currency of fallacies.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
And that's why you don't divulge everything on the podcast.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Well, you already confessed it, so it's out now. You can't take it back unless we edit. We could edit it out, but I don't think we will. No, I think we'll leave it in.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Willie shows up about 20 minutes late for church. The whole college group is in there waiting on the college pastor to come in and teach us the Word of God. His IBS was irritable Bible syndrome. So he shows up 20, 30 minutes late, and he walks in, and we're just like, you're late. And everybody's looking at him and goes... Now you know how it feels.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
We turn the entire thing around on us as like a lesson. This is how it feels when you guys show up late. Now you know how it feels. That was good. I was slick, man.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Yeah.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Zach, you know.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Well, I did the blinds. And also, I filmed the blinds. I was there on set every day for 25 days. And it was...
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Well, the truth is, there's a nugget that somebody said something to me one time that stuck with me, that motivated me to do everything I've been doing. And it was you, Willie, when you were working for me. I'd hired you. You're welcome again.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
You missed that. You did work for me at one point in your life for about six hours. You had your little Dave Ramsey.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Well, it wasn't that I learned anything. I think it put like an insecurity in me where I felt like I had to prove myself. And so I've spent the last 20 years trying to prove myself.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Selling drugs? No, this is what came after.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
No, it was the ridicule. You know what I'm saying? You guys were pretty brutal when I was a kid, so that's all that stuck in me.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Of course he does. It all happened at the family reunion episode when the family shows up for the family reunion, and you guys are in a warm, heated tent with catering. Yeah. And I'm outside in the 20-degree weather. And it's got the little, they had a little box of crackers.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
It's a fear of intimacy. It's a fear of intimacy. That's what it is.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
I'll be in town for the premier.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
If you've got a house I can stay at, can I stay with somebody? Here we go.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
What was Willie? You had a famous line. What did he say to the rest of them?
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Which one? Was it Dr. Amen?
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
They're hoping to bring Christ-centered summer camps to 30 communities around the world. Many children, they'll meet Jesus for the first time at a camp. I know I did. Al, I know it had a big impact on you as well.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
I wonder why we struggle with a weight problem in our family. I don't know.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
Which is so funny you said that, because where we're eventually going to land in John 8— is the question becomes, are you children of Abraham or children of God? Exactly. Which is a big question, which is kind of what you're saying.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
You know, you were at that point, Zach. You needed that little nudge, and I knew camp is exactly what you needed.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
And you made me think about when you said that. I leaned over and told Lisa. I was like, and what's amazing is that's all about perspective because Jesus knew he was coming and how he was going to come here. But from Mary and Joseph and Israel at the time's perspective, this was not only an unplanned pregnancy, but this comes up, by the way, in this context we're in, as an illegitimate child.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
I mean, you talk about of all the ways to come into the world, he chose one that we would have never imagined was possible.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
No, look, but I'll say this for you, Jay. I preached a lot. I mean, I used to preach every Sunday. But if you're not a little bit nervous about being a spokesman for the Almighty, then something's not quite right about you anyway. I mean, like... You ought to be a little apprehensive about taking it.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
And look, it was crickets. Well, and what's funny is you didn't hear me because I didn't say it loud enough for you to hear me. But I took a chance, and I didn't know, but I took a chance that I knew where you were going, and I went, none. And you said, one person, I said, none. And you said, zero. I said, zero. Zero. Because when you said it, I did a quick thought in my process in my mind.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
I thought, I don't know of one.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
Yeah. And, you know, I will say this, and you never know until you get there. You begin to think about future and legacy when your grandkids start to grow up. There's no doubt about it.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
She actually texted me later in the day because it was Mother's Day and she sent me a picture of her grandkids. I said, you got mentioned today in the sermon. I said, you're going to go back and listen to it. She sent me back. She said, no way.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
And then she would always close it by saying, the Lord loves you and I love you. That was her tagline.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
Well, they came for you being at that event.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
He defeated it. Well, and that's one of the reasons why I like the idea you laid out of the acts. How did you put it?
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
And so what was really good about that is that underlying theme was that there's a villain in our drama, right? that we didn't have anything to do with creating, and really, without God and Christ, we couldn't really deal with in any way, because it's outside of our sphere. And so I thought that was really powerful, because you made the point about, from Hebrews 2,
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
about Jesus' death and resurrection defeating that fear of death in the evil one, which was a huge piece of that puzzle. But look, Jase, I think in an overview lesson, because I did the overview to begin this book months ago,
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
A good overview lesson is one that when you go back and look at it, and I've noticed it now that you've gone through it today on the podcast, it could be about six other sermons. Any of those points you laid out that were a point in your deal, like a genre, could have been its own sermon. But that's what an overview does. It shows you in the power of a book.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
these letters that were written, is that Paul laid out – I mean, this book was full of some themes that were incredible. Exactly. And then when you break them down in a smaller way, but then you've got to have that big picture of looking at it too.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
Yeah, which is why I love these little glimpses you get in the Bible of... The other part of our drama, as you described it. It was good. It was excellent. For those of you wondering, you can go to wfrchurch.org to see Jason's sermon in its entirety or mine a couple of weeks prior to that. So we'll be back in John chapter 8. We pick it up next time on Unshamed.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
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Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
So our audience will love it because we did Ephesians last year, and then we preached Ephesians at our church. And so a lot of that I was able to roll into. And I only go once a month, so other people preach. And we were able to hit those themes, which I learned a lot just from talking about Ephesians with you all. So it really goes well together.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
And Jace's role, it was Mother's Day, so it was a little bit. But, you know, we kind of quit doing Mother's Day sermons a long time ago because you just kind of honor moms. And Jace did a really unique thing. I did a Mother's Day sermon.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
As it turned out, you found a way to do that, which is pretty impressive.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
Jason never stopped preaching, though.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
Well, you made a good point that I hadn't thought about, that Ephesians is a super family-oriented book that I kind of miss. We've gone through it twice now. I mean, more than I thought.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
By the way, he knew about it a month. For those of you who think, man, y'all just dropped it on him.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
Actually, I didn't time it. There you go.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
Oh, I did. But it was right around the right. It felt right. It was 32 minutes. 32 minutes.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
You don't do your best studying at 10 to 1230 anyway. So, Zach, I turned 60 this year, which, you know, I used to think 60 was old until I got there. And then it's amazing how fast you get there. But I will say at 59, I realized as I was getting to 60 that I needed to lose some weight. I was having some health problems, high blood pressure, high cholesterol. And just generally not feeling great.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
Could you not see a clock? I knew you were struggling with something, but I'm sitting in the middle. By the way, I never get to. Usually, if I'm there, I'm down front. I'm either participating in a service or I like being down front. But because it was Mother's Day, I sat back with Lisa behind Cy, which is always interesting. So I'm in the middle of the audience yesterday, which is unusual.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
So I tried it on my own. I lost a little, but it was really a failure until I got some help. And really it's thanks to our podcast that I found out about some great folks at PhD Weight Loss. Dr. Ashley Lucas is the founder. She's a registered dietitian. She has a Ph.D.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
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Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
If you're watching this online, here's a picture of me at the beginning. Not so pretty. But here I am now, all these weeks, 18 weeks later, going on my 19th week. I've lost 54 pounds. I feel great. There's no gimmicks. There's no pills, no shots. There's no side effects, which happens a lot of times with weight loss. I'm not eating rabbit food. I'm not hungry all the time.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
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Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
And this is breaking news, those of you that, when you start watching the show, that you know at some point Jace is going to show up.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
So I don't have any idea. I'm just John Q member. You're just one of the people. I was one of the sheep. I tried to complain to somebody, but nobody cared. So there you go. You were complaining about me? No, just in general.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
Welcome back to Unashamed. Zach just did a fake Matty countdown for us. Just hadn't quite got the melody right, Matty, but he's working on it. We got the tone right. You got the tone right. You got to get the melody right. So we were laughing because the Maddie forgot to put my clock. I can't function without a clock. This thing is timed. I am the keeper of time on the Unashamed Podcast.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
No, this was the conclusion. Jace was doing the overview wrap-up.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1093 | Jase Teases His Role on ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’ & Pays the Price for Doing Willie a Favor
I had preached Ephesians 6, 10 through 20, the last sermon, and then Jace was doing the wrap-up. We try to do an overview to begin. Look, this is right out of my training. You tell what you're going to tell, you tell it, then you tell what you told. So that was that.