Uncle Si will miss his buddy Godwin as he’s leaving Duck Commander behind once and for all. The boys cast their votes for the perfect snack goodie bag, and Martin tries a Yoo-hoo chocolate drink for the first time ever. John-David has a bone to pick with people who celebrate their birthdays more than once a year, and Si actually does have a favorite video game! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: Why is Godwin leaving Duck Commander?
That's the last one you get from me, boys. That's a true story.
Yeah, that's a very true story. On a Wednesday night, because he was headed to church. 100%.
So you just walked in and said, this is it. All right, here's your last bag. I'm a movie star now.
Yeah.
Y'all hadn't heard?
Yeah. I drove up so fast. It just didn't even make sense how fast I drove up. Yeah. Yeah.
That's amazing.
Yeah, I guarantee you. What are you doing over there, old man?
I'm playing with his 25-year-old head. Pretty awesome. Really? Working here. Do you miss me yet? Yeah, I miss y'all.
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Chapter 2: What is Godwin's retirement plan?
Chapter 3: What snacks do the guys vote for?
Chapter 4: How do birthday celebrations differ?
Chapter 5: What is Si's favorite video game?
What's going on out in the world? Oh, boy. The real world.
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. So I was wondering what's going on with the world. I forgot my computer, so I can't even tell you.
Oh, he's got his computer. Where is your computer? It's in the office. I bet you're lost. You're lost. I feel a little naked.
He feels naked. And afraid.
The good news is you don't look naked.
So I guess there ain't nothing going on out there that we need to know about?
Nope. I mean, there is one thing that's probably not newsworthy, but it is newsworthy. What? What is that? Well, Goblin, I figured you'd know. What? You don't know, Goblin? I don't know. Goblin, do you want to say it or do you want us to say it?
I know what it is. Goblin joined the squad.
Yeah. Johnny D can now add you to the group text.
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Chapter 7: Why do former Duck Commander employees turn to fishing?
Chapter 8: What funny stories come from hunting and fishing?
Darwin sounds like he's about to get a new start date. That's right.
Darwin retiring. He's on Indeed.com looking for hourly positions.
Yeah, that's wild.
You know how to dip a shiner?
Hey, you could be the local expert. You got to hook him just right, though. We don't hook them.
We just send them out the door. Hey, you put Godwin in charge of that shiner tank, I'm coming. I'm about to make things right. We're going to get rid of all this crap and get some big ones. Look, I've dealt with Godwin on inventory for years. I like his camp. This counts solid.
If the box is open.
This counts solid. It's a good thing y'all weigh them now. Because if you did it per one, you'd be in a bind. I'm going to scale a little heavy too. I've been fishing with him. I'm going to scale away a little heavy. It'll be all right.
And you know you got to have a captain's license to fish, to guide on the Ouachita River. Cross lake in three poles. Are you a captain? Oh, are you Captain John Goblin? That'd be tight. I'm going to be.
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