Godwin
Appearances
Duck Call Room
Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Godwin just over here making these low-key dad jokes. It's fantastic. The kind of car Jesus drove. They were all in one Accord. Honda Accord, boys.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I am too. Everything that swims in saltwater is better eating than the best freshwater fish. That's what's crazy. Well, I'd have to go saltwater because that's my favorite. If somebody else is footing the bill, saltwater. I have to pay for it? We're going freshwater fishing. That has a lot to do with it.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah. You got to be in a different tax bracket to run out there in that saltwater.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Everything. Oh, no. Everything is more expensive. Foolishness. Yeah. Yeah. But if somebody else is dying, let's go saltwater fishing. What are we accomplishing here? We're just letting people know our true feelings. We ain't getting no points. We're having fun. I will give you all the points you want at the end of the episode. Oh, good. There you go.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
What did he say? Power. Power fishing. Chatterbaits, crankbaits, spinnerbaits, that kind of stuff. Or shake a worm.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
The way you do it, chase them down and make them eat them. I guess so. Power.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
That little old slab curly. Ty, what you doing? You dragging a wacky worm or you going to throw a chatterbait down the bank?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Cheater. It's not real fishing. Oh, here we go.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
You call me when I get ready. Ketchup and french fries. And you know what else? Okra.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I remember when W.E. went on that little weight loss kick he got on. Not this one he's on now, but the one before. He had freeze-dried okra.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
In the duck blind. He was just eating pods of freeze-dried okra. And Godwin's just looking at him, just pure disgust as he's eating his little Debbie.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I'm going to say, well. Hitting the ground. I tried. You tried. That's two minutes to make sure you got that sinner's prayer right. That's right.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
He still broke the seat he was sitting on.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Well, buddy, that okra was good.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Can't do that no more either.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, I told her. What'd she say?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
That's healthy. Yeah, you're just trying to live. Oh, yeah. Healthy choices.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Good night. I know where I'm going. I'd be hitting on every flavor. Wait, what did that other one say? Confess with the mouth. Jesus, you're Lord. You'd be hitting all the verses in the New Testament.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I've already used my both answer on okra and black-eyed peas. Can I go back and just use okra?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Well, that's because you make crappie. But see, as a guest on both of those occasions, wow.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I had never had your crappie. I want to throw a suggestion out to you all. Is there anything against having mustard fried crappie on top of a pizza?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
It's the ice palace. There you go, Galva. They do what? He glues it together.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Man, just the thought, that just blew my mind thinking about that. That's going to be good. Cauliflower crust. Because you put them in that pizza oven so they're like the crispy crunch. The crispy fish are going to get even crispier. Oh, yeah. Gosh almighty, I'm in.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
You can put like even if you wanted to, you could like chop up some dill pickle and put on there to get your little acid in there.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Oh, what if your sauce was like etouffee?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I'm not ashamed of it. I'm interested. Everything, it's worth trying once. Worst case, you still just have pizzas and fried fish, which I will put on the same plate together separate and apart and eat them.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah. Oh, man. That'd be good. That's right there on Death Row meals. How about that? That's it. How many... How about that, Jack Spratt? How many main courses do we get to choose here, y'all? It's anything? Okay, bring Goblin in. Bring Johnny D in.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
that's terrifying two minutes no yeah but if you shoot open then it would really be a a wild trip oh i guarantee you get really well you'd be like a bird yeah like you get to see what ducks yeah yeah you know what happens they got google maps for that you know what happens to them too don't you they get shot i'm out like i'm out on all those things hey i'm not jumping out of a perfectly good airplane i don't think i would you do that slingshot deal at
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I'll make you a pizza. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Martin's been eating biscuits his whole life. He's been eating biscuits, boys. Boy, I look like a pop can of biscuits. So, yeah, I mean, like, gosh almighty.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Lisa makes Mexican cornbread. I'm going to go biscuits, even though, man, I love both of them.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
All of them. I don't know that I've had a bad one.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
You've never said anything to offend me more than that right there. In the hierarchy of biscuits, Popeye's is trash compared to Bojangles. You... Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Who wants that little dance hockey puck compared to the light, fluffy goodness that are our neighbors now?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Because it's 7-Up. Oh, it's so good. Right.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I mean, I arguably have to spend more time with Jace, but Willie still signs his paycheck too. So Willie Robertson.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Here we go.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
And Jace uses color. It's all weird. Y'all didn't know that, did you?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
There you go. Actually, out of all the brothers, Jep's is probably the best beer. Low key.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Squirrel. Squirrel. That's the finest. I don't know that Johnny D's going to be a fan of either one of those quadrupeds.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Once you take a no thank you portion, it would turn into more.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
You'd probably hit that squirrel again. Squirrels actually hit it.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I've never been a big fan of rabbit. I mean, it's all right. Yeah. It's just not a musty.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
you know that ride pulled in i do that uh-huh that sounds fun now what if that thing breaks where you end up yeah now same thing no not as high i mean you're not as high but you know you're hanging from that tree impaled by a lamb and you're there for seven hours waiting on search and rescue that ain't gonna make it yeah that's way better than the ground i'm i'm i'm quick i i need it
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I just, I mean, I sip those citrusy things, and I didn't like none of them, so I don't. How do you drink them? If the question is Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I do like them, even though I don't drink sodas. I could drink them things like people drink beer, buddy. Hello, yellow.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Okay. Why would gnats in your waders matter? They don't. I'd much rather be dry. Yeah. Bees? Oh, well, then that's going to hurt. I'll be wet. All right.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
You're making it worse. Yeah. I'd rather be wet than be stung, but, I mean, gnats are just gnats, think. Yeah. Gnat. Turtle tail wharfs. Oh. Purple, too. No, thank you. Give me the whole. I'd rather freeze.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Hot dog. It really depends, right? My hot dog would have to be a chili cheese dog. That's right. I'm not one of those people that eats a hot dog with like ketchup and mustard.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Uh-oh. Very consistent.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Now we're talking something entirely different. Jalapeno cheese sausage in a bun? Hot dog.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Sure it is. It's a tubular meat inside of a bun.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Well, is a hot dog weenie not sausage?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Cut back to the Godwin slurp of the Vienna sausage. Oh, yeah. Yes, sir.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
He glues it together. Because they're called igloos. Yeah. He glues it together. He glues it together. Oh, my. Galvin, you got to quit on these educated jokes.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, I'd do it. Goblin's an adrenaline junkie. He's an adventurer. Yeah, he's an adrenaline junkie. Have you ever ridden in a boat with him? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I take it easy. Yeah, he has the knees for speed. Oh, yeah. He's trimmed down for what? WFO. Trimmed down for what? Yeah.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
That is one that cannot be. Yeah, that's crazy. If it's ice cream, I'm choosing vanilla. Oh, yeah.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, I think I would classify me as vanilla, but chocolate curious.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
That's called a dip cone. They've been doing that at Dairy Queen for years.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Oh gosh. Candy corn. Two of the worst things ever made.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
In a very unpopular opinion, I'm going with pineapple pizza because by God, it's still pizza and candy corn is always going to be trash. No.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I can pick the pineapple off the pizza. And I just still got a piece of pizza.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Godwin, do you like candy corn?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
We trimming up. He said he ain't trimming down. Goblin going porpoise before he got the front end of that boat in the water. He going to be doing this before that front end's in the water. I can assure you.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
They couldn't be further apart. Like Canada and Hawaii. Canada and Hawaii. Maui, Waui. You're the person that keeps that on Johnny's menu?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I would just say there's a reason as a guy who, I don't frequent Johnny's Buffet, but I go enough. Oh, praise the Lord for it. You don't ever see Maui Wowie out there. You know why? Because they'd have to throw it away.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
It's not going to the same place. I'm pretty sure I'm not to the age. I'm getting close to the age, like next year or something, where I have to go get that colonoscopy. I bet they find candy corn. That's been there since I was a child.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I thought that's because she's redheaded. Just when I thought the road from hot dog to fish cap. Was as wild as we could get. We just went from candy corn to orange poop. Orange poop.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I know y'all said this one was to be aired anytime, but we need to do this one next. Unbelievable.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
That's not true. I have never looked back here and seen a pizza. One time.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Oh, boy. Let's cut to an 18-1. I hope you're proud of yourself there, Rocky Top. What else you got?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Hey, how about truck at the same way, too? He's quit. Oh, Lord have mercy. Flying flea boys.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Well, it's like when you drink it.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Well, when you drink like a great sports drink or something, I mean, it changes the color. Whatever that dye is to make blue and purple turns stuff back there like green.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Moving on. Thanks for the update. You also go more often. Yeah, there you go.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I don't think three times a day is regular. Yes, it is. I think I would call that hyperactive. Yeah. I think once a day is regular.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Johnny D's pretty much, if there's an entrance, there's an exit.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Oh, I'd die. I mean, the thing that would come out of me could have been shot in a civil war. Like... but I guarantee you'd have that candy corn in it.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I'm like, we're probably going to have to do like a duck call room from the colonoscopy center or something.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
If I went two days, I'm going to see somebody.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
It is. This is kind of a fan-dedicated episode.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Hey, bring me another helping.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
All right, we're going back to Johnny's, boys. Buffet. Yeah, Johnny D texts me. If Johnny D ever texts you he won't go buffet, you know he's in desperate need of a clean out. All right, anyway. Wow, what a life.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Oh, this day I'd really have to compare sheets.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Fishing. Fishing. Did you really? Absolutely. You can do it 365 days a year. Hunting, they tell me exactly when I can and when I can't. I'm going fishing.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I love hunting. Yeah. But I can't do it in July. No. Unless I'm in a different tax bracket and I fly to the southern hemisphere.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I ain't. I'm in Louisiana. I work. I go fishing. I go to Ouachita River. Amen.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
What are they doing? Yeah, we did some stuff on Instagram asking for... What's your mom and dad doing? oh what this or that or something else oh would you rather all that this or that or would you rather would you rather i'm just not would you rather drive in a boat with me no or drive well what's my other option yeah you you're fast but you are safe well okay wait how fast
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Actually, the plus to the waffle is the crunch, right? I mean, it's the texture. The pancake is just soft. The plus would be the pockets. But they're the same batter for the most part, right? Pecan waffle. The shape difference. Here's what I'll tell you. Out of the two restaurants named for both, the one that's a house with waffles is significantly greater than the one's a house of pancakes.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, it's international, which is a lie.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
What is that? Is that squeezed butter on top of fried chicken?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Martin, you not in? No, I'm in. I'm mesmerized of why I've never put squeezed butter on chicken. Thank you. I'm trying to figure out how your niece whooped me on this one. Out of all the things I've ever done, I've never said, let me put some squeezed butter on that fried chicken.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah. Onion rings. Onion rings are very specific. You can eat a French fry every day. Onion rings take a specific vehicle to be vehicle.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
And you got to go all the way to Australia. So I didn't answer.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Chips the food, not the TV show.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I can do more stuff with that. I can cover chips. Again, I can cover chips and chili and cheese and jalapenos. You can cover popcorn too. Put them on you, Sam. You lose the structural integrity that is popcorn.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
But there's chips under there.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
The fork. You can't grab it. I would even argue maybe the spoon. Yeah. The middle turns into more of a soup almost. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
All right. Now, if you're wondering about whether you're our next this or that, Jesus or the world, Johnny D is going to help you figure that out.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
That's staying in the episode. This or that. Sodom or Gomorrah.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
62, that ain't nothing.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Jesus loves you. And Jesus still loves you. He loves us all. He died for you too. Oh my goodness.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
No, not in that big barge he's driving. Oh, yeah, it is. You can't even fall out of my boat. Yeah, you can. No, you got to try.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Asian flying cart. That can happen. That's a possibility. That can happen. Out of all the things y'all have named, that one is a possibility.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I disagree. I disagree.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
A coot. A coot, yeah. A comrade, maybe. A goose. But jumping carp, absolutely. Oh, yeah.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
That's like Ray Lewis taking you out. Hey, look, here's what I tell you. If they hit me going 62 miles an hour, the good Lord said, it's time for you to go, buddy. Because the shot angle that that would take, I mean, he'd have to jump way before we got there. Oh, yeah. Which they don't do. They jump at the sound of your motor. Okay, but a goose. I ain't worried about no goose. Okay.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I have faith that Goblin Can outmaneuver a goose.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I can turn that thing on a dime. See? No, I ain't jet skiing with you in a boat. That's too dumb. Now, I would not let Godwin pull me on an inner tube. You wasn't on an inner tube? No chance. No. He ain't pulling me on an inner tube. Giving me ideas. Yeah, no.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
No, I ain't about that life. No, you ain't slingshotting me into somebody's boat, dog.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you ain't driving me on that either.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Oh, it can't go too high. The rope ain't that long.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
You knew what could happen. You took your chances. You knew what could happen. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy. Once you get to that age.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
y'all know we've been on here a lot the pillows fantastic the robes phenomenal oh hey excellent that's what i'm talking about the sheets sheets top notch slippers sleeping on clouds number one cause of dry skin yeah number one cause dry skin my pillow towels they're so good they still even got a phone number where you can call and order that's what i'm talking about america baby Thank you.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Not anymore. You're the incredible shrinking man.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
What are we playing first? Are we playing this or that, or would you rather? Is there a difference in those two, by the way? What's the rules? Is there any rules?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Oh, this is Josh, by the way. No, wrong answer. Josh? Excuse me. My bad.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Y'all pray for Hunter. This is Jordan, a.k.a. Rocky Top.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah. I don't know. Hunter moved out on his own and has stayed sick. So I'm not sure about where he's living. I don't know if it's asbestos, mesothelioma, or any of the other. He may be entitled to compensation. Any of the other ads that run on our podcast. Have you been using Roundup? No. Anyway. Go ahead, Josh. Tell us what we're doing.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I ain't getting on no ice. No. I ain't neither. No, when it's that time of year, that's not in season.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Uh-oh. Really? I'd have never guessed that.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
I'm 12 years old. Somebody give John D. that DVD. Let him take it home with him. Put it in his PlayStation. You need to watch this.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
That ain't even on the handle of my bucket.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Got to pick one. Crawfish.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
That's a stretch. They're not horrible. They just take too much work.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Yeah, crawfish. Easy question. Well, and I like. We're in Louisiana, so crawfish obviously makes sense. But crawfish are more about to me. Are we getting points for this? The setting. Like you're at a crawfish bowl with friends. We don't have crab bowls down here.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
And that blue crab is trash. He is way too much. He is great. He is great table fare. But my God, does he not want to give up his meat? John's right.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Fried okra? I just want to throw something at you.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Praise God for that line. I know it. Don't throw the coffee on me. I actually want black eyed peas with okra in it. That's how much I like both of those. You will not make me choose on those. I love both of them.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Are we still talking about okra? I'm confused. Did we jump time and space here? I've heard Phil ask that same question, but it was about something totally different.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Just eat them both. They're good. I've never had black eyed peas with okra to be fair.
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
We do purple hull peas with okra smothered in it. Man, it's so good. Fergie's cool though. What is? The country or the meat?
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Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
Oh, you said furry. I thought you said turkey. Turkey's good. Distinct difference.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Weird water, weird water. Weird weather.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Uh-uh. You don't get in the Amazon.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
Whatever you got, you got. That sounds like a make a wish trip. That sounds like a good time.
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Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
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But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
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I ate a family meal from Wingstop last night and I just got ranch instead of blue cheese. I legitimately ate a whole family meal.
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Thousand Island is like ketchup and ranch mixed together, isn't it?
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Lawrence River. Photostatic memory everywhere.
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I would eat cocktail sauce every day. I'm with you on that.
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Yeah, but you got to make it yourself.
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Wasabi? Wasabi. Because the cocktail sauce in a jar doesn't clean out your sinus. That's actually what I need right now. I need one shrimp and my mom's cocktail sauce, and I won't sneeze again for three days.
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It's like four parts horseradish, one part ketchup, and a dash of Worcestershire and lemon. That's all you need.
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I would eat a spoonful of horseradish right now just to open up my sinus. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was in on that.
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Godwin Was NOT a Fan of the ‘Duck Dynasty’ Scotland Trip
We got to make it yourselves, the problem.
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The jar stuff is okay, but you have to add like a whole jar of horseradish to it. Yeah, you do. Yeah, that's too... Hunter's worried about our sauce.
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If you go over to Captain Avery's, you can get the extra hot horseradish.
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There's more of it, but I think it's a little hotter, but the prepared stuff at the Brookshire's or the Super 1, it's cold. You ain't just buying it off the shelf. It's refrigerated.
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Are you talking about the white one? It's from Germany or something.
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That's a good one. You know, here at the... Engelhofer.
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Hey, hold on. Do you remember when you... How many times did you go to Six Flags as a kid? Probably twice. That's it?
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You know you're from a certain type of person when somebody says, you know that horseradish, it's a funny name, and I knew exactly what Godwin was talking about. Oh, no, that's like their Brockwurst. Excellent. Excellent. Red and white. Both. Bratwurst.
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That's the one I use a lot. Yep. Bratwurst?
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Yeah, I just realized that, and I don't even...
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This is my mom's account. Hi, Janice. Oh, this is my mom's Walmart account. Everybody now is judging me hard.
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We used to share a Walmart account because we live right beside each other. Why have two accounts shipped to the same place? There you go.
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The Sausage King is a character from Ferris Bueller's Day Off named Abe Foreman. The best. The best. The best sausage. Is German. Really? Hold on. As a man who spent a week in Germany one time, I went and bought, it was the weirdest thing ever. So I'll ask for you to back me up on this. I bought a big old sausage, a big old pretzel, and then they had this special mustard.
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And the mustard came in a toothpaste package. Oh, yeah. And it was amazing.
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Well, they're mustard in toothpaste packages.
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Yeah, it was literally in a toothpaste tube. And to get the rest of it, you had to roll it like a toothpaste.
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I've only been electrocuted one time and I said, I ain't never doing that again. Every kid that was in computer class was mad at me because they had to start over on all their work because it got deleted. Yeah, and my teacher said, I thought you were the student that was going to be dead. That's right. Like the first one to die in the classroom on me. And I was like, well, I didn't.
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Oh, no, no. That's great stuff, Farrell. I get my coffee. I mean, good. Look, this is how you know it's good. It's going to take a month to get to me from Amazon.
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Hey, but it'll be worth it. $10 for two ounces. 558 ratings. Oh, look how terrible that looks. Yeah, that's it. Some of the reviews, it was the food they were putting it on that looked terrible.
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It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
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They can't stop. They won't stop.
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Okay. This one's not as hot, but it will be here on Sunday. We'll order some.
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But I shook up. I was pale. You don't mess with it no more, do you? I don't even have wall sockets in my home. Covered them all up.
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I'm bringing the mustard. Order some hot Jimmy Dean sausage. We'll cook them up and have breakfast. I got toothpaste mustard from Germany on the way. There you go. I mean, do you know there's people that complain about the world right now? We just sat here and said, remember toothpaste mustard from Germany? Yeah. Okay, it'll be here Sunday. That fast.
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Red and white Bratwurst. I don't know what that is.
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I can buy you this very weird t-shirt that's red and white. Hey, we can be Red Waldo. I ain't worried about your t-shirt.
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That was the dinner every time. I was there a week, and I just kept that toothpaste and mustard in my back pocket the whole time, just in case.
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So you get, hey. Was it Frank's? Here's the key. It was Frank's mustard? Well, it was.
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Yeah, the kids would be telling a story. Dad wouldn't be there. I was only 15 when I did it. It was dumb.
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It was both good. I just ordered one of everything that the man was selling, sir.
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Hard to say. There was a language barrier. I was just pointing at things I wanted.
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Foreign grocery stores trip me out, though.
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It's like worth going. That's if I ever went back to Europe in any way, I would be most excited about the grocery store.
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They got weird. It's like they put their mustard in toothpaste tubes. That's crazy.
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And so you buy it. You're like, this is really good. But why was it in a toothpaste tube?
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Oh, no, no. Noodles. Noodles. That stuff at Walmart that's like a quarter, that ain't the real ramen.
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You would think it would have made me be able to sit still, but that actually is why all the people that say John David can't sit still and moves too much, that's actually why I'm nervous I'm going to get shocked.
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Hunter, is this what you speak of? See, they make, I have to say this.
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That's in Monroe? We got to go.
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I want to go to the Spanish one, but I don't know. I feel like I wouldn't fit in.
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i mean oh yeah yeah all the way all the way through chase it with ice cream gang yeah i've never hurry up ice cream yeah come on ice cream come on get there buddy i have never been inside the azteca supermercado over there by the honey hole but i've always wanted to yeah and now i've googled them and now i must go
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I'm ready. I've got a full battery.
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Not that you're one for frivolous spending, but... There's authentic Mexican pinatas just for sale.
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I ain't never heard of it. Hold on, but Azteca Super Mercado has some phenomenal reviews on Google. I've got to go now. For what? I've got, I've never been. There's one right down there. There's a grocery store. It's a grocery store for authentic Mexican stuff. That's what sucks. Like as an American, I got to apologize to the rest of the world.
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Cause we're like, I'm fascinated by the Azteca super Mercado. And then you go over to like Italy or something. It's like, well, we got our Kentucky fried chicken without an ice machine here. And I'm like, that's the best we got to send over.
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And McDonald's are everywhere. I'm like, that's what we get? We don't send toothpaste mustard packets. We send McDonald's.
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No, they won't. And that's the one thing the rest of the world uses to get it.
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What do you eat? Salt? Pepper? No, the Mexicans are into salt. This episode is going to be titled, Four Country Bumpkins Talk About Other Places.
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Cy Beth is frantically asking you to move your microphone back to your face. Yeah. He's over here going, oh, okay.
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If your food is worse than Subway, ugh. Subway is... Oh, you're not a Subway person?
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We got chicken wings. That's what we got as Americans. As a man who ate a family meal of Wingstop last night, we got that.
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And a large fry. Big dog. And some celery.
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They bought them from McDonald's and threw them in sauce.
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Why did they start putting rotisserie chickens in bags? Sorry, that's another thing.
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philosophy 101 well my mind's now blown that's a toughy do you know no i'm wrong he's just wondering he doesn't know and i'm not gonna sleep tonight yeah right there we're driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway now that would make sense yeah you know but also why apartments when they're together yeah I did have one email for you, Godwin. What's that?
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Brian emails in from Hendersonville, Tennessee. Whoa. That's Brittany's hometown.
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He's got the Godwin joke of the day. The Godwin joke of the day. I'm going to give it a thumbs down before I even say it, Brian. I don't like this one. He don't like it. Why do ducks have tail feathers? Why do ducks have tail feathers?
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That's not the answer. Don't like mud on their butt. To cover their butt quacks. Beth thought it was funny. Brian, Beth's losing it right now. She's the only one.
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That's it. This one, they... Just play the voicemail, Hunter. Yeah.
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Hold on. How old is this guy? He sounds like he's 17. I have no idea. His friend's daughter got a permit? I don't know. Maybe. Sorry.
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Are you what? Where was the joke? I'm going to explain it because Hunter just lost Hunter cam and microphone for that. The joke, stormtroopers never hit anybody. They're always shooting in the movies and they've never- They never kill anyone. They've never shot anyone. No, they ain't never kill anyone. So the joke was he gave the girl a helmet because she's driving now.
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So that way she won't hit anybody. Really in Hunter's line of humor. Yeah.
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That's one of six jokes. It sounds dangerous to wear a Stormtrooper helmet. Those are hard to see out of.
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I own a Stormtrooper helmet. Calm down, Hunter.
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He just ordered toothpaste mustard.
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I own a Saints helmet. I used to own a Miami helmet.
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I just saw it coming. He's the only one that got it. He explained it. I got the joke. It was just, it was kind of like Brian's joke. Yeah.
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Why are you, you're really big into just eating straight condiments today.
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That's because you're afraid of vinegar.
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I got Nutty Bar socks for you. Hey, Little Debbie, you can send it here so we can all have some.
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Well, then, watch this. Close this out of here, Johnny D. Yeah, make it live. Jonah117. Who's calling?
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Now the Lord provided a huge fish to swallow Jonah, and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights. We don't know if it was a catfish or a whale, but it could have been any of them.
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There's a sock store in Pigeon Forge that I'm going to.
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That's... Oh, now. What was holding us back, man? Hey. Just get a side job.
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Nowadays, the whole ceiling fan would come down if that happened. They don't build stuff like that.
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hey let's do it on here you took him smelling sauce let's let you lick a nine volt no i'll do a lot of things i tried to eat buying a sausage i'm sure we can find a taser in here stop it if you tase me i will hurt you once you get up don't tase me don't taste no i the electricity is one that's like yeah you might and snakes might reverse what he's got
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Yeah, if it's like a horror story, we want the idiot kid in sophomore year of high school that shut the school down for like 20 minutes.
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Like our friend Chad. Chad. Johnson.
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Was he the only one that fell through?
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He was a lineman, fell on it. Like if you look at his arms, they thought he was dead.
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No, he's not. Every time I see Goblin, he's got somebody fishing with him. Oh, yeah. GoblinGuys.com.
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You can grow a lot of stuff where we're from.
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I call it zone eight on fastgrowingtrees.com. But when you type in your zip code, it tells you what zone you're in. You pick plants in that zone. That simple.
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I'm going to Bucky's tomorrow night. I've just decided. Yeah, to Bucky's again, boys. We're going to Six Flags on Saturday. Six Flags.
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The most impressive part of this is I thought Si made up a new Si word in the middle of that called photostatic memory.
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That's just the word. Is it? I thought it was photographic memory. I just tried to fact check you, and I was once again proven wrong.
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No, you pronounced it right. I thought you did, and I was like, what is a photostatic memory? It's essentially the same thing as a photographic memory.
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Yeah. Well, he can read something.
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We got to take a time out. If you're going to call something the coolest place in the country.
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Hey, you can just come shop with me. I ain't even an add-on.
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We're going to work on it. It's a done deal. Really?
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I got a place on Caney now. Hey, you got a cleaning station? Me and Big Dave. Big Dave's kind of in charge.
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There's lots of work to be done. I just hired one of the guard commanders. Did you? Yep. He asked me two years ago. He's like, when I turn 15, can I get a job here? And I was like, eh, probably not, kid.
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And then on Saturday I was like, I need somebody to just stand in this room. And I called him. I said, Oh no, here's the, I tested him. I didn't realize I tested him till after that. I text him at nine 30 while he was at school. No, and he's not supposed to have his phone. So I said, well, if he texts me back, I'm going to know he's being a little shady kid, not following the rules.
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He texts me back at 315. There you go. I said he's a rule follower. I can deal with that. That's right.
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Catch fish or die trying.
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We got 20-25 model crickets on the sign right now. They're new for this year.
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It really confuses people. They're like, what does that mean?
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Al just said he looks like me.
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it's all my own mouth yelpers you fit in here now it's just fun i don't fit in and you do is my favorite part of this whole thing you if in case you haven't figured out you sitting next to a mouth yeah that's true oh well yeah but it's just i always like when somebody just super redneck shows up and i'm like yeah it's me and jetta over here on the side still don't fit in yeah
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There's a lot of turkeys where you're from, huh?
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Is there ducks where you're at?
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Every building Duck Commander has is on a swamp.
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Hey, it says a lot about a 19-year-old to know he was finished. before even trying to put it in for love.
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I would have been buried up to my eyeballs before I called somebody.
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Paper mill probably keeps them wide.
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He's on the map right here looking at it. You know how much I love a good map.
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When I tell y'all there's a big old thing called Alligator Lake square in the middle of this town. Pop it up there. I want to look at it. There's the town, payow.
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Whoa, I was like, man, he's right there, but I didn't want to give you the answer.
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He's high protein. He's building up muscles, Martin.
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um yeah paper milk that's why the old gadwall got that got that sewage taste to him he got a little bite to him between there and shenny lake i mean what you expect it's cold out yeah i didn't i didn't i made a mistake yeah i got to work this morning i didn't feel it leaving my house but the wind hit me when i got out of my truck and i said what am i wearing he don't go outside much
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Yeah, there's a whole tub at the honey hole, too. I ate one.
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And at the end, I didn't even finish it.
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His birthday party legitimately like a year ago was to go to Duck Commander, drive from Arkansas with like 10 of them, go to Duck Commander, and then go to the Honey Hole. That's as redneck as Kate.
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You hadn't had one of those in a minute.
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Oh, yeah. It's good, though.
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Well, and it's healthy because if you eat healthy all the time and then have one of those, I'm cleansed.
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There ain't nothing left in there.
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No, I literally got air this morning when I sat on the toilet. I ain't had sugar or oatmeal or nothing like that in so long. I was like, whoom.
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One day you'll realize the importance of being regular, my friend.
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His dad did. Oh, there we go. Yeah, your dad called. Really? Yeah, he knows my number. He said, hey, Cade's my son. If you ever get him on that podcast, you need to ask him about his musical accompaniment.
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We got to introduce you to Cy. Y'all can do the Super Bowl halftime show together. You're way better than Cy. That's awesome.
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I think you're going to be the most interesting person I've met today.
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It gets better with time. What's the average age of your band? I thought this was going to be a bunch of 19-year-olds.
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No, no, no, no, no. One guy looks like Cy. One guy looks like me.
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We're all over the board.
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Cade fits in in every crowd.
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We just went double barrel on Hunter.
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I like him. My Yelp review of this hire is five stars.
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Hello at duckcallroom.com.
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I got to read something. You need your headphones to hear it. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. That's part of the show.
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I can't decide if that was amazing delivery or terrible. What was that guy's name?
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Or outside, lifting weights, jogging.
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He has been fishing a lot.
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Did he say Trevor, Travis, or Trevin?
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Mainly just jump ropes. I jump rope for 27 minutes.
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We don't have to, but – We started this game thinking it would be fun, and then we got – you know what's not fun? Like playing LeBron James in basketball and just losing every day. Yeah. This game's tough.
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Oh, you've ruined Hunter. Hunter can't function over there. Yeah.
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So when the doctor told me to lose weight years ago and Stone said, you're with me, boy. And so I got in there and... Stone said, we're going to box three minutes and you're going to jump rope three minutes. And I was like, okay, easy. Nope, couldn't do it. And I was just sitting there. He said, put the rope down. And I was like, I can't jump rope.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
He had a high dollar one. Sounded just like he does in their ears right now.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Oh, you're fine. Play another one.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Yet the Lord set his heart and love on your fathers and chose their offspring after them. You above all peoples as you are this day. Deuteronomy 10.15. I know some people listening are going through the Bible recap. We're about to hit Leviticus, Deuteronomy, and Numbers. Good luck to you all. I will be doing it with you. That's all the encouragement I can give you.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
And so then, you know, life happened, got fat again. And I was like, I'm going for it this time.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
But I started doing what Stone had told me. And then I realized, like, the hardest thing to do is just jump rope. So now I just do it all the time. It's not easy. Yeah. It's not. It's not easy.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
I had the one pounder out this morning. My shoulders hurt.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Oh, they get heavy. Oh, really? I got a five-pound jump rope. It looked like a water tube. You can't really use it. If it hits you, you're going down.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
I bought that thing. I was like, I'm going to do this. That was dumb. I ain't there.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
How many episodes of this has he done?
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Stone, I got on Facebook.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
I got on Facebook. It said, you have a friend suggestion. Jay Stone. I said, one of them stinking overseas people's done copying my friend Stone trying to trick people. I started looking. I said, no, that's him.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Well, you're going to be a good follow because I'm very interested in everything you've posted.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
You can't say that, but you can, because we've been watching Duck Dynasty, and every time I'm like, why does Cy look so different? It's the glasses and the teeth. Yeah. And Beth's been running our Duck Call Room Instagram way more, doing blasts from the past, and the battle vision era keeps coming up.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
I'm trying. I've been to a barber twice since Thanksgiving.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
That's double what I've been since I was 16. Yeah. I've doubled it. But, hey, here's some stuff you don't know. If you follow Duckman Stone, you get to actually see, is that Bonebreaker? That's him.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Bonebreaker picked up stone and threw it.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
They can't stop. They won't stop.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Have you met Cade, Godwin?
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
I like your other friend, Short Decourt, too. I know Short Decourt. Old Decourt, he's a beast. Is he? Oh, yeah. I can't say where he hangs out at the honey hole because he's got a very specific way about him. And he's kind of in the fishing world. And I don't want to give his secrets away, but I wouldn't want to get into a fight with him. Ooh. I like him a lot. Ooh, Old Decourt.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
no but i'm trying to figure out why you wouldn't tell somebody about it he makes a lot of videos on bussy and he oh he crushes there you go yeah although he's got one of the greatest videos of all time from bussy have you ever seen this this is stone's friend have you never seen this he probably has to use braided lines it's his fish he got that calf tap goes to take it off
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
I guess I met him there. I just can't pinprick him in my head.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Big Dave caught, that's all he caught the other day, was a catfish on a jig pole. It was an eight-pound catfish.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Big Dave's been on a streak, though. You know, his fishing day is Wednesday. Yeah. And if you look at the weather of the last, like, 15 Wednesdays, it's just no good.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Did you catch them? Of course I did. Well, I heard it working a little.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
We all used to be heavy.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
That's when me and Stone were hanging out at Iron Cactus every weekend.
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That's what Cactus – Somebody posted – it was a picture of me, Godwin, and you went to the fights over in –
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But I saw that picture. It was like 12 years ago we did that, and we all looked quite a bit different.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
I'm 62, and I did it. How much weight did you lose?
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
I lost a bag of corn. 70. 70?
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
We lost me. We lost 250 pounds together.
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picked up one bag but not two about two weeks ago for me that's real heavy oh that's my favorite thing to do i put on the weighted vest and there's a guy i know who's trying to lose weight and i call it my his name vest because i'm trying to motivate him a little and i'm like this makes me weigh as much as you and it i you don't want to do that yeah it's tough that's a toughie two bags of corn that'll make you go doctor and get an mri
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
You go with somebody that ages you.
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I've had many people email talking about wanting to do it, and I send them. I'm like, hey.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Heck on a stick.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
A deep fried Christmas tree.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Oh, speaking of that, what happened with Target over at Ruston? Not Target. Buc-ee's. Buc-ee's. Yeah. Well, they got to build it. Well, they ain't made up their mind where they going to build it.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Staring down 25.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Oh, it's a relocation project. I think they're having to build a whole new. Yeah, it's a relocation project.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Made a mistake of coming up there when they had the Malkinville Christmas parade.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
And he got hung up on that. Hey, they bailed on me. Suckers.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
I rolled my window down and everybody said, hey, there's Uncle Si. I said, yeah, I got caught.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Yeah, I tried to go around. Nope, ain't happening.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
You already got the suit that you bought for her?
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
I've got everything, J.D.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Well, no, I was, you know, socks are a good gift.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
No, no, because it's the same thing. What is it with women with holes in socks, underwear, or T-shirts that if you walk by one, especially if I walk by my wife,
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Oh, no, Hank. It's being ripped off.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Oh, no, Hank.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Bart gave me that duck commander socks.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
I wore them for a week.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
I took them off.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Oh, yeah, they're good. Comfortable. Okay, good. Real comfortable.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Well, that's like my Army socks that I used to give Jason and all of them.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Jason's still got the hat, the winter hat that I gave him.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
You got the checkbook. She gets what she wants.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Because, hey, if I buy her something, and then she don't like it, I just say, hey, you got the checkbook. Go buy what you want.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Well, I like that.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
I just look at, see the commercials. Oh, he's on the infomercials. Yeah. You watch TV.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
He was in the heavyweight division.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
That's right. He knocked our money out. Hit him and just coin start.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
That's not a good thing. Which ain't a good thing.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
What? Is that no good? I hate that stupid thing. Oh, Si'd always run... He don't know how to operate. How's that? That's just, hey, put it in a pot, boil it.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Put it in a microwave.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Y'all call him.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Well, thank you, sir.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Well, hey, I must say something that's interesting. Every now and then.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
That's pretty cool.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
It really is.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
It's the facial expression.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
I was trying to stick up for myself. Without the beard.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
You could put your face in right here and nothing changes.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Oh, I've got to get you my son's phone number.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
For Connor and Carter.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Into a large metal barge.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
That was a unique book. The Bible? I hope. Yeah, it was a unique book for one simple reason. It was my whole life through my stories.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
It's hard to figure out how to. Look, people want to say that it actually literally didn't break his neck. It turned his head 180 degrees. Here he goes. Okay, and didn't kill him. And, you know, the only thing that was different was you're looking at his chest and he's looking at the other way.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Nobody's going to sneak up on him.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
That's why we was labeled the storyteller. He's a storyteller.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
And hey, the bottom line is that's God's religion. Thank you. Love. Okay, love. There's three. Faith, hope, and love. And what's the greatest?
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
We love y'all. Happy holidays, everybody. Enjoy your Christmas this year and a happy new year.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Yeah. That's like our carriers. Yeah. That's a city in itself. 5,000 people is what's on that carrier.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Yeah, most of them underwater. All your sleeping compartments, all that.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
No. You got hung up on the traffic.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
You've got to have your beauty rest.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Well, hey, there you go.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Slippers. Sleeping on clouds. I was number one cause of dry skin.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Not today, boys. I did up to the time I was coming home.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
It's amazing. It was going to be perfect. I left at 2 o'clock, hit the channel at 2 o'clock. I took off, got right to Highway 33 Bridge. I said, I hit something. I was looking around. There wasn't no log back there. I said, I hit a big gar or something. That's what it felt like. So then I took off again. It started spinning. I said, on a hub.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
That's a seven mile an hour top speed. Highway 33 to the spillway. That's a long ride, buddy.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Those are 30 houses I ain't never noticed on the lake. Long ride, he said, boys. And stinking fish, too.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
tiller steer you don't really get in a bind because you holding everything like everything going on right there you but you get in that console man you you won't go fast like you get a hot foot up under you i used to grab back when i was bass fishing i was younger because all them crappie fishing in the middle of the channel yeah but look there's guys now come through there they're going slow but they got the trim up just walking away and there's
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
yeah older fellas out there yeah boat etiquette is a thing of the past i mean they'll knock them plum out of the boat they don't oh yeah yeah i would rather you go by me wide open five thousand yeah yeah because you ain't making much way when i'm two seconds it's over if you go in 10 miles an hour with the Trim all the way up. You just pushing a tidal wave. Yeah, you're like a bulldozer.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Yeah, just run. Just stay on pad. Yeah, come by me wide open on pad. Yeah, please. 60 miles an hour. I got two wakes that'll hit me real little. And it's over. It's gone. Yeah. But you come by me 10 miles an hour, trimmed all the way up, I'm going to give you a look. I ain't going to say nothing to you. And when you see that look, you know, what am I doing? That's what they're thinking.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
What's wrong? I'm going slow. Boat etiquette 101. Look behind you, and you'll see what's going on.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Yeah, they don't care. They throw a whole fart out of the boat. Still getting around crappie fishing. Yeah. Or somebody got his kid in there with him. Or somebody like me standing up stretching. Well, you fall out of the boat when there ain't no wave. Yeah, that's a good point. I do swim a lot.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Yeah, hit the lake. You don't want to hit it right now. It's cold. No, it'd be too cold right now. It's 45 degrees.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Unless you're standing on the back and somebody just takes off all of a sudden. I did that too. That was bad. That wasn't his fault though.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
And I was going, hey, hey, hey, hey, Martin's back there.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Martin said, I wouldn't mind it if y'all sped up a little bit. This water cold.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Yeah, now that you do it. I've been called to boat shop. Now that you do it. They're going to wait on me at 7 o'clock. I'll be on the water at 8.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Boy, you got the bag. I'm thinking about making me a little sign to stick on my bait. Bite me. See if that helps. Yeah. Them fish are confused, man. It's cold. You got to go light little trout magnets. The fish are as confused as we are.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
You can just about drink a soda pop by the time it gets down there to them. Well, you got to have patience. Oh, yeah. It's got to come down there, and you get it down there, and you just dance it over the top of them. He'll come up and eat it. Slam it. But, boy, it's aggravating. That's not. But it's fun because you catch them big ones.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
The other day I got out of bed and almost fell down because my foot hurt. You get on the water and not have enough clothes on, you won't do that again. It'd be cold out there. You'll be taking stuff off.
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
Hey, I think it'll be a hoot. Who else are you inviting? What if you done left before he gets there?
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
What if you done left before he gets there? Before who gets there?
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Justin Martin Faces Drowning in Boating Accident
I don't know. Well, if they are, they're brothers.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Yeah. Yeah, it is. Well, they got to balance it out or it'll roll over. Is that what it is?
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Hey, that sounds good to me. Too much weight on one end. Oh, God.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
He said, if a man come back from the dead, they wouldn't believe it. Nope.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
You wouldn't think them things get sloshed around in the water either.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
I never would have thought I'd pay for water, ever. But here we are. Yeah, here we are. That's where we're at. We all pay for water, boys. I remember drinking it out of the water hose.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
But you're still here. Well, what happened? What changed?
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Because we've traveled everywhere. We've seen beautiful oceans and mountain ranges and waterfalls and He just spoke that into existence. But he's going back to prepare a place. Can you imagine what that's going to look like? Yeah.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
It's a hard shell around your brain protection.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
It looks like it's going to help out there. I know.
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Uncle Si Cries with a Friend During His Tragic Week
Get it on. That's something that Phil told me when he was sharing the gospel with me that it just stuck with me. He said, you ever tried to be good? That's true.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
There ain't no barges on Cross Lake and Tree Point. Oh, none.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, well, you remember him. There you go.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Now, he's trying to give you tips. I know about Cross Lake.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I've been there two or three times. And want to go back.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
GodwinGuides.com. I love that.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, no. It'll take you half and two, yeah.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Cane pole. Must have been a B&M.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's a big one. Hey, you know what you call a computer that sings?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'm getting a lot of home stuff done. Like what? Whatever Miss Paula says. Oh, boy.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, she ain't scared to talk. She's a little lippy. She's a little lippy, boys, he said. But anyway, yeah, and I'm fishing. I fish four days out of the six. Oh, man, I love it when a guy like Godwin returns. Man, I've been catching some good ones, too. Have you? I was surprised how quick the lake filled up. Oh, with all this rain?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
22nd. You wasn't there either. I don't get invited anymore.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You're going to have everybody over.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
What are you going to do with that black stone? Yeah, I had to get out of there. Hunter, you're an interesting cat. I love you. What y'all been doing?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Plus happy birthday. I saw a lot of, I was up late last night. Man, I was too. 10 o'clock.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You eat there on the way. Oh, at Country Corner. At Country Corner. They got them sandwiches. Yeah. Sausage, egg, and cheese sandwiches. Way better than a biscuit. You think?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
It's white bread, but boy, they got that butter on there, and it's sopping. It's gooey. It's good. Toasted. Oh, Lord, have mercy. You betcha. Hey, you got to have something to eat. I got ham, egg, and cheese, too. That's right. Proper. A ham and cheese sandwich? Ham, egg, and cheese.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
They drained our bone every four years for people to work on their stuff. And that rain, of course, I don't know. I was in Arkansas at the deer camp. It was a certified downpour. about four inches, three inches. It rained hard.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Y'all want something quick and easy?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, you betcha. Yeah, sky's the limit. Toasted. Yeah, melted cheese.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, yeah. Might put some French fries on it. Grilled ham and cheese. Tater chips. Hey, grilled ham and cheese with chips. Not French fries. Put tater chips on it. Put tater chips. That's right.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Is it? Name ten chips. You can't even dip them in sour cream before they break. I don't like sour cream. Well, then you go with Fritos. That's not my problem.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, yeah. I know that's weird.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, he's got his computer. Where is your computer? It's in the office. I bet you're lost. You're lost. I feel a little naked.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Or you can get you some Philadelphia cream cheese. That's just the... Whipped can.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, it brought it slowly, brought it up, brought it up, brought it, and then this last one, it's back where it's supposed to be. Yeah, it's probably high muddy now. Oh, you can run now. So is that what the plan is? I've heard some people running. I said, yep, you should be idling there, buddy. Yeah. So is that the plan for retirement, Godwin? I'm going to do some crappie guiding, yep.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
But not grated cheese already grated. It's got to be, you got to grate it yourself.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's my homemade chili night before last. I think I'm going to bail me some of that.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's what I'm going to have.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
But it is good. I ate a whole pint the other day. What about the duck commander sauce? I told him about that. It's fine.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Look, here's a deal. Here's something I need some help with. Okay. I need to have a little bag that's got just some little snacks in it for my customers. What would you want if we went fishing and somebody gave you a bag of snacks? What would you hope would be in it? I got you. What's that?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
It's not chocolate milk. No, chocolate drink. It's chocolate drink. It ain't no good either. You don't like Yoo-Hoo? No.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
So you're a crappie guide now. Godwinguides.com. Check it out. That's awesome. Hey, you better catch the big ones. It's pretty good, isn't it?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
And dude, barbecue. I like the barbecue.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That way you can drink that juice when you get through eating it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yoo-Hoo is a chocolate drink. It's barbecue sauce, but it's got that jelly in it. Well, that barbecue sauce distracts that jelly.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
It don't matter. It's goodness. That's what it is.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Look at that. Look at that. Don't give me all of it. You got to drink some of it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I got to try something different. We got to try something different, boys. Yeah. Oh, I'm fixing to do some, right here at the end, I'm going to do some duck hunting. What's up? What have you been doing at the deer camp? Seeing anything, killing anything? No. Well, I mean, we've been seeing, but not what we want to kill.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
What else that can got on it? Shake it. Good source of vitamins.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Who? Boy. Si, you got me thinking about them Fritos and that chili and that cheese. You know who's got me thinking of?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, I'm fixing to have it. I'm fixing to have it. You having a Frito pie tonight? You better believe it. I'd prefer a hot dog under my... Might want some baseball. Oh, a chili dog. Chili dog.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
All right, let's see what's happening. We're climbing, boys.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You should still put those cans in your boat.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I think you should go up there and start letting air out of some of them does because my freezer's getting a little bit skinny. Miss Johanna come over with a Walmart sack. She cleaned you out? Oh, I didn't know she was going to get that much. Yeah.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I got some of that in there. Yeah, go ahead.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I didn't know he had a flip phone. What was that guy's name?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I wish I'd picked that stinking bridge.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, you move all over the place and you won't talk into it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Hey, I will tell you something that happened. I had some oil on my carport. Oil? Like peanut oil? No. It was, I got to looking at it, it was transmission oil. Yeah. And I said, oh. Uh-oh, bad news. I said, well, let me check my level, my transmission fluid. I went to look, and I could not find a dipstick. So I Googled, where's the dipstick on a 2020 Tundra?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
It said, newer models like the one in Calhoun, Louisiana, don't have a dipstick.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
That's what it said. Wait, what? It said, newer model Tundras like the ones in Calhoun, Louisiana, don't have a dipstick. Oh, so you got AI'd.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, I looked all over, but no dipstick.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
No, this is every day here. But I ain't seen no more leak. It may be just plumb out. I don't know.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah, I don't know why. But I ain't seen it no more. I don't want no oil on my car concrete.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Okay. Yeah, shoot it to 18, be done with it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Well, he ought to have one. He paid for it, you know. Yeah, I mean, he might as well fish with one.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh. You got the combos up there or just the single rod? We just ride factory, baby. Oh, man. That's $64.95.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I've never understood. Well, this isn't really that. I mean, I remember when I was a kid, it'd be 18 degrees for several days.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Ain't nobody got magazines no more? I don't know.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I cooked two tomahawk steaks last night. Did you?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, I didn't even have to flip them with a deal. I just grabbed that handle and flipped it. I love it. Seared them good. No, that took me a while to cook them. Did it? They biggin'. Ain't that thick? There you go. That's a big stick. Did you gnaw that bone? I sure did. Mm-hmm. I did. Then I gave it to Roger. Paula said, he can't tote that around. I said, watch this. And I dropped it on the floor.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
He picked it up in the middle and went straight in the living room. Roger's his dog, by the way. I was making sure he didn't think it was a neighbor. Then we heard him go to the door, and he's... going through that dog door. He's beating his eyes off. Trying to figure out how to get in there. He went out there and Paula said, what's he doing? I said, he's going to go bury it. He's burying it.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah. Burying his tomahawk. About 30 minutes later, he went outside. I heard. He come in with it. Yeah.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
So you just walked in and said, this is it. All right, here's your last bag. I'm a movie star now.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'm playing with his 25-year-old head. Pretty awesome. Really? Working here. Do you miss me yet? Yeah, I miss y'all.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I worked here longer than you. Well, he did 24 and a half in the military. I was the oldest. I've been here longer than Becky.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Yeah, that ain't me. I just, you know, 25 years, that's enough. That's enough.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Oh, you pay me by the hour? Yeah. Now you retired. And Trump ain't going to do no tax for overtime, so. Yeah.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
I'm an entrepreneur, right? You're a man of opportunity, ain't you, Darwin?
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
Hey, you could be the local expert. You got to hook him just right, though. We don't hook them.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
And you know you got to have a captain's license to fish, to guide on the Ouachita River. Cross lake in three poles. Are you a captain? Oh, are you Captain John Goblin? That'd be tight. I'm going to be.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
You're going to get one of them hats. He's darn tootin'. Hunter, I'm going to need you to change. With the plastic bill and the three points on the front. Yes.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
What do you got to do to get it? You got to take a test. Give them $500.
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Godwin Calls It Quits at Duck Commander After 25 Years
This is what don't make any sense. So you got to have a captain's license on places where barges are, I guess. Because we ain't near the ocean. And so the Ouachita River, they put it on there, but they're not fixing the locks because of lack of barge traffic. So why they got to have a captain's license for the Ouachita River?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, that's cool, man.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
John, when you said that, you could have heard me laughing in the back because I just busted out loud laughing. And you said, if anybody else, I'll wait until y'all get up here. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
it was awesome i guess it's just me and you you ain't been you ain't been neither we've been but stay strong but we were me and sy were speaking that's what i'm saying it's generally the entertainment at those things i mean yeah it's so different yeah it's just it's not the same thing it's it's good but it's a secret so we can't tell you yeah i tell you everything i ran two of them yeah
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, all I need is some time to go.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
There you go. I think he would do it. We would have to do it a special way because there's a lot of things he probably couldn't do. No.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
They'd get him there.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Let's talk about that later. Let's make it work.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I don't think so. Give me a rifle. Because the human factor is, like Mark said, when you see arms being torn off people, your motivation starts to deplete. Yeah. Then you start playing survivor.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
You don't think so?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
But just off the street, 100 guys? Nope. Yeah, no.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I'm not either. Chief strategist.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
That's what I'm going to be doing. Now, look, you two guys, y'all get started first, okay?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
This is, you are not getting out unless the gorilla is dead. Well, then you're going to die trying. A hundred men, no. Ten crackheads. Wow. Oh, Lord have mercy.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, and I think Nick Saban knew it was coming.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah. Well, you have good people around you, so they wouldn't have let you go on broke.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I guarantee you.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
John, have you had a lot of customers?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
You have to get on the list.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
You gotta be comfortable.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, I've changed, right?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He's gained some weight since then, I mean. Oh, man, this is so good.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No, he's not witty. Not witty at all.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Hey, I'm going to say it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
That is awesome. That's pretty cool. That is awesome. Summer night.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Summer is her name. We call her Tally. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Summer, she's probably available. Go for it. Probably available?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
People don't work.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I mean, what's next? Shaky head? Like, I don't even know. Me and Sal's got a buddy, Rooster McConaughey. He named his son Miller Light. Miller Light McConaughey? Yep.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He's shaking his head no. I don't know what I'm talking about.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Is it a boy or a girl? It's a she, right? Yeah, I think it's a girl.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Can you imagine having your name called in class?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Yeah, it was probably Summer Smith. Yeah. Or Jones. Or Jones. And now it's Summer Knight. Smith and Jones. Is there a Talladega Bible verse?
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Well, I'm excited for this weekend because I'm actually going with Si on a fishing trip. Now, that's fun. That's fun. Yes, that is a good time. As long as you don't mind being the deckhand. I don't mind. Trust me, I am the gopher and the servant. That's it. I'm going to carry everything. Whatever he needs me to do, I always do. Three times. Take his fish off. All the things. All the things.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
But this is the 10th year that Si has been kind of the face behind the
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
the skeet shoot trap shoot for homes of hope yeah i mean 10 years that's that's he's been doing that 10 years now 10 years and so he's a big part of those kids lives and that's awesome he does some incredible things i'm glad to be a part of it oh he does which another reason he needs a day off he needs to rest he does before all that because the thing about these appearances when you get there you're in character the whole time you're there which you don't understand that's exhausting yeah like i mean it just you get no you get no downtime
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I've never seen anybody like Cy when it comes to just leaving. Yeah. We were at the party. I didn't tell you all this. The other day when we had Cy's birthday party and he got up and was karaoke-ing, the first thing he said when I said, do you want to get up and sing with Avery Michaels? He said, ha, no, no, I'm good.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
That made me, I knew then he wanted to sing, so I pulled the chair right up and he goes right behind me and sits down. He starts singing and says, somebody bring me my oxygen.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
somebody bring my oxygen and he stayed there and sang the whole time oh that's funny but that's yeah no he'll sigh leave on you now you just you look up and he gone he is gone he left his own birthday party like that he left his own birthday party i said because they were having a poker tournament afterward and he wanted to play in it well he got up and he said all right boys that's that's all he said he's walking out the door and i run and get him i said sigh
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
I said, hold on. We want to take some pictures and, you know, we still got to blow out the birthday cake. Well, let's get this show on the road. Let's go. Let's go. I said, you can't even go into the building we're talking about because the guy that owns it is in there eating crawfish.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
it's fun anyway mountain man he showed up with a lady who's this lady on his arm so that lady i'll send you a picture johnny d so that's when i when i'm when i met her uh he's a good deflection by the way this is my girlfriend i said okay see you might recognize her she used to date turtle man Oh, no.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
No, Turtle Man was his own thing. Yeah. So I said, okay, all right. But, I mean, hey, they get along great. So she just. She hadn't liver punched him yet? She may have. I know this. Nobody can out-eat Mountain Man as far as eating crawfish.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
What was he doing in town? No. He came for Si's birthday. He just came for that? Yeah, they came for Si's birthday. I love Mountain Dog.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He seems to be doing good. He's starting a new podcast.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
And old Jace came by for a little while. Did he? Yeah. Good. I was glad to see him. He show up for the poker tournament? No, he didn't show up for the poker tournament. But old Stone came, Anna and Stone.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
He should make it.
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Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions
Man, that's great, John.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Hey, that's where the ducks are where I was at. Where at? Brothersville. Missouri? Right north of it.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh, that's where they all were. They were smashing.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
There you go, Goblin. Thank you so much. There's about 50 in that school. About 50, boys. I caught two of them out of it, and then them suckers. They disappear on you? No. Oh. Put it down. I run up forward facing...
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I want to go to that store. They never got there.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I talked about the Godwin crappie catch.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh. They finally made it. Jacks wouldn't come in. Really? Well, when you can't slick a jack, it's double time. That's right.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
sonar out there about 250 cap up with him oh man boy i got fan oh you did you got got oh that's a guy he jobbed a hole in me yeah he got he thinks he he thinks he got the last laugh but i'm gonna job a bigger hole in him yeah
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I should have went up there and went in them coves. I bet you they on them 14-foot flats, too. That's where they at. Oh. I was chasing them too deep. Oh, you was out there having fun, though. Yeah.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Sure did. I need to take me a bass rig. I know a guy with some freeloaders. Yeah, that's what I need.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
They're mooch, man, and that's what I want.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
You're going to have to chop up them two big ones. What do you mean? That's a big fillet.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Hey, old Driscoll makes a smoked crappie dip. It is good.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah. What is it? He made a big old container of it and brought it up there.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
You want me to find it? No, no, no, no, no.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
You put plenty of hot spices on that sucker.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
One day when I ain't doing nothing, I got to go to Baton Rouge.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh, he's got a bunch of bottles. Like five. Yeah. Well, I usually do, but somebody hooked up one to the other fryer.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, the little old just burner. Yeah.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Johanna, they stayed at the house one time when we went to the camp, and they went to cooking on that. I don't know what she cooked. I might have to ask her.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
On top of it. When I raced. You learn something new every day, Johnny D. I just now don't have enough milk crates. You come up there and stick it on a motor. Y'all sell Cokes, huh?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Let me taste that. Crappy. Chocolate.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Well, if you got some super glue, that's pretty. It's a big flap.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
No, I'm still taking it. I had 1,889 people ask me how you was at that show. How, Si? I said, well, he's about gone. So we tried to kill him.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
What's his name? You remember his name?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
instant cold pack i was like why gorilla go to it boys uh i'm looking you want some of this neosporin to dump on it yeah let's put it inside there well i won't this super glue won't stick in with it i don't know but what are we doing
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
That's all? I don't know. I had to get a first aid kit.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah, tell her, hang on, I'll get some glue. Yeah. I got some fletching glue at home in the shop.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
If you get still in that recliner too long.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
She'll find. I got to go put it in the shop.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
It's awesome. You know, I don't do nothing. And I don't start that till noon. You know, once I smelled it.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yesterday was youth day up there in Missouri. They kill them? Yeah. That's where all the tail's at. Oh, yeah.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
You think it's just solid? No, that's what happened.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Oh, that was the bad one. That was the bad one.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
So what do they do? Put it on their leg? Head stuff. Head stuff.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I think one of them mechanics do it to one of them motocross races. Can anybody buy the line? Goblin, I think you got some coffee. Did you build me some coffee?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Hey, go get it right in here while I'll do it at the same time.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah. I've seen that where one of them mechanics, I was watching a Supercross race. I forget who it was. That mechanic stuck that up there. Yeah. They dropped the gate. Phew. I don't know, I guess it, I don't know what it, maybe it opens up your sinuses.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I think it's salt. Isn't it? S-A-L-T.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
There you go. Now they're getting tech.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
The next thing you know, you're pulling into the camp, wondering how you got there.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I don't remember. I took that turn. I turned right and bashed her. Yeah, and that's it. What happened then?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
That's better than good, and you still just gave them one star? That smelling salt went good on my steak. 318-215-6559.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
A werewolf. A werewolf. A werewolf. A werewolf cat.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
A wolf and a cat? That's just a regular cat. Wow. What's he look like? Put him up there where we can see.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
With her? Yeah. That other on the left ain't got no hair.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Their ears won't stand up, they flop down.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
We've talked about it. Vacuum cleaner, man.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
The vacuum cleaner salesman to your mama? Was he selling rainbows?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
After about the third time he'd come done that, the number six shot at his feet before he'd come up at port. You got power in retirement. Well, you don't shoot him. He said it is.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
No question. Her name was what? Star. Star?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
All right, but hey. I called them out there by the. That's how you know they fresh. I love it. I could see the spillway, but I wasn't at the spillway. He could see it, but he wasn't at it. Yeah, there you go. They're out in the middle. They're starting ahead. The water temperature is 50 degrees, so they're fixing to start heading towards them pockets.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Inspectors and such. They need to be shot. On site.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
That goes all the way down there to that bone.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
What? Don't go to the deck of my boat. You got blood everywhere? Yeah. Oh, good. He was running blood. He got me.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I may have me a pizza party that night. I'm going to be in Ohio. No, I'll be flying. I'm going to have me a pizza party. By the time it starts, I might be home by the time. 5 o'clock or something.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Can't tell them, buddy. That's enough. Just throw it up the grease.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I was driving home from Carruthersville.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
That other store. Oh. Grizzly Cheek. I'd seen three honey hole hats in there. In there? I said, man, where'd you get that hat? He said, man, I love the honey hole.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Remember that night when we were in Wisconsin? Huh? When we was up there. Oh, yeah. Where the dog food people? Mm-hmm.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I know people say, don't you get tired of taking pictures? I say, whoops, 12-hour graveyards. I did that for 21 years.
Duck Call Room
John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
This is way better. Yeah. Building duck calls.
Duck Call Room
John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Well, you're probably in duck hunting anyway, so you're used to it.