Godwin
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Pizza.
Pizza.
Godwin just over here making these low-key dad jokes. It's fantastic. The kind of car Jesus drove. They were all in one Accord. Honda Accord, boys.
Godwin just over here making these low-key dad jokes. It's fantastic. The kind of car Jesus drove. They were all in one Accord. Honda Accord, boys.
I am too. Everything that swims in saltwater is better eating than the best freshwater fish. That's what's crazy. Well, I'd have to go saltwater because that's my favorite. If somebody else is footing the bill, saltwater. I have to pay for it? We're going freshwater fishing. That has a lot to do with it.
I am too. Everything that swims in saltwater is better eating than the best freshwater fish. That's what's crazy. Well, I'd have to go saltwater because that's my favorite. If somebody else is footing the bill, saltwater. I have to pay for it? We're going freshwater fishing. That has a lot to do with it.
Yeah. You got to be in a different tax bracket to run out there in that saltwater.
Yeah. You got to be in a different tax bracket to run out there in that saltwater.
Everything. Oh, no. Everything is more expensive. Foolishness. Yeah. Yeah. But if somebody else is dying, let's go saltwater fishing. What are we accomplishing here? We're just letting people know our true feelings. We ain't getting no points. We're having fun. I will give you all the points you want at the end of the episode. Oh, good. There you go.
Everything. Oh, no. Everything is more expensive. Foolishness. Yeah. Yeah. But if somebody else is dying, let's go saltwater fishing. What are we accomplishing here? We're just letting people know our true feelings. We ain't getting no points. We're having fun. I will give you all the points you want at the end of the episode. Oh, good. There you go.
What did he say? Power. Power fishing. Chatterbaits, crankbaits, spinnerbaits, that kind of stuff. Or shake a worm.
What did he say? Power. Power fishing. Chatterbaits, crankbaits, spinnerbaits, that kind of stuff. Or shake a worm.
The way you do it, chase them down and make them eat them. I guess so. Power.
The way you do it, chase them down and make them eat them. I guess so. Power.
That little old slab curly. Ty, what you doing? You dragging a wacky worm or you going to throw a chatterbait down the bank?
That little old slab curly. Ty, what you doing? You dragging a wacky worm or you going to throw a chatterbait down the bank?
There you go.
There you go.
Cheater. It's not real fishing. Oh, here we go.
Cheater. It's not real fishing. Oh, here we go.
You call me when I get ready. Ketchup and french fries. And you know what else? Okra.
You call me when I get ready. Ketchup and french fries. And you know what else? Okra.
I remember when W.E. went on that little weight loss kick he got on. Not this one he's on now, but the one before. He had freeze-dried okra.
I remember when W.E. went on that little weight loss kick he got on. Not this one he's on now, but the one before. He had freeze-dried okra.
In the duck blind. He was just eating pods of freeze-dried okra. And Godwin's just looking at him, just pure disgust as he's eating his little Debbie.
In the duck blind. He was just eating pods of freeze-dried okra. And Godwin's just looking at him, just pure disgust as he's eating his little Debbie.
I'm going to say, well. Hitting the ground. I tried. You tried. That's two minutes to make sure you got that sinner's prayer right. That's right.
I'm going to say, well. Hitting the ground. I tried. You tried. That's two minutes to make sure you got that sinner's prayer right. That's right.
He still broke the seat he was sitting on.
He still broke the seat he was sitting on.
Well, buddy, that okra was good.
Well, buddy, that okra was good.
Can't do that no more either.
Can't do that no more either.
Yeah, I told her. What'd she say?
Yeah, I told her. What'd she say?
Donuts are good.
Donuts are good.
That's healthy. Yeah, you're just trying to live. Oh, yeah. Healthy choices.
That's healthy. Yeah, you're just trying to live. Oh, yeah. Healthy choices.
What's next?
What's next?
Good night. I know where I'm going. I'd be hitting on every flavor. Wait, what did that other one say? Confess with the mouth. Jesus, you're Lord. You'd be hitting all the verses in the New Testament.
Good night. I know where I'm going. I'd be hitting on every flavor. Wait, what did that other one say? Confess with the mouth. Jesus, you're Lord. You'd be hitting all the verses in the New Testament.
I've already used my both answer on okra and black-eyed peas. Can I go back and just use okra?
I've already used my both answer on okra and black-eyed peas. Can I go back and just use okra?
Well, that's because you make crappie. But see, as a guest on both of those occasions, wow.
Well, that's because you make crappie. But see, as a guest on both of those occasions, wow.
I had never had your crappie. I want to throw a suggestion out to you all. Is there anything against having mustard fried crappie on top of a pizza?
I had never had your crappie. I want to throw a suggestion out to you all. Is there anything against having mustard fried crappie on top of a pizza?
It's the ice palace. There you go, Galva. They do what? He glues it together.
It's the ice palace. There you go, Galva. They do what? He glues it together.
Man, just the thought, that just blew my mind thinking about that. That's going to be good. Cauliflower crust. Because you put them in that pizza oven so they're like the crispy crunch. The crispy fish are going to get even crispier. Oh, yeah. Gosh almighty, I'm in.
Man, just the thought, that just blew my mind thinking about that. That's going to be good. Cauliflower crust. Because you put them in that pizza oven so they're like the crispy crunch. The crispy fish are going to get even crispier. Oh, yeah. Gosh almighty, I'm in.
Chicken squat.
Chicken squat.
You can put like even if you wanted to, you could like chop up some dill pickle and put on there to get your little acid in there.
You can put like even if you wanted to, you could like chop up some dill pickle and put on there to get your little acid in there.
Oh, what if your sauce was like etouffee?
Oh, what if your sauce was like etouffee?
Why are we stopping?
Why are we stopping?
I'm not ashamed of it. I'm interested. Everything, it's worth trying once. Worst case, you still just have pizzas and fried fish, which I will put on the same plate together separate and apart and eat them.
I'm not ashamed of it. I'm interested. Everything, it's worth trying once. Worst case, you still just have pizzas and fried fish, which I will put on the same plate together separate and apart and eat them.
Yeah. Oh, man. That'd be good. That's right there on Death Row meals. How about that? That's it. How many... How about that, Jack Spratt? How many main courses do we get to choose here, y'all? It's anything? Okay, bring Goblin in. Bring Johnny D in.
Yeah. Oh, man. That'd be good. That's right there on Death Row meals. How about that? That's it. How many... How about that, Jack Spratt? How many main courses do we get to choose here, y'all? It's anything? Okay, bring Goblin in. Bring Johnny D in.
that's terrifying two minutes no yeah but if you shoot open then it would really be a a wild trip oh i guarantee you get really well you'd be like a bird yeah like you get to see what ducks yeah yeah you know what happens they got google maps for that you know what happens to them too don't you they get shot i'm out like i'm out on all those things hey i'm not jumping out of a perfectly good airplane i don't think i would you do that slingshot deal at
that's terrifying two minutes no yeah but if you shoot open then it would really be a a wild trip oh i guarantee you get really well you'd be like a bird yeah like you get to see what ducks yeah yeah you know what happens they got google maps for that you know what happens to them too don't you they get shot i'm out like i'm out on all those things hey i'm not jumping out of a perfectly good airplane i don't think i would you do that slingshot deal at
I'll make you a pizza. Yeah.
I'll make you a pizza. Yeah.
Martin's been eating biscuits his whole life. He's been eating biscuits, boys. Boy, I look like a pop can of biscuits. So, yeah, I mean, like, gosh almighty.
Martin's been eating biscuits his whole life. He's been eating biscuits, boys. Boy, I look like a pop can of biscuits. So, yeah, I mean, like, gosh almighty.
Lisa makes Mexican cornbread. I'm going to go biscuits, even though, man, I love both of them.
Lisa makes Mexican cornbread. I'm going to go biscuits, even though, man, I love both of them.
All of them. I don't know that I've had a bad one.
All of them. I don't know that I've had a bad one.
You've never said anything to offend me more than that right there. In the hierarchy of biscuits, Popeye's is trash compared to Bojangles. You... Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Who wants that little dance hockey puck compared to the light, fluffy goodness that are our neighbors now?
You've never said anything to offend me more than that right there. In the hierarchy of biscuits, Popeye's is trash compared to Bojangles. You... Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Who wants that little dance hockey puck compared to the light, fluffy goodness that are our neighbors now?
Because it's 7-Up. Oh, it's so good. Right.
Because it's 7-Up. Oh, it's so good. Right.
Willie Robertson.
Willie Robertson.
I mean, I arguably have to spend more time with Jace, but Willie still signs his paycheck too. So Willie Robertson.
I mean, I arguably have to spend more time with Jace, but Willie still signs his paycheck too. So Willie Robertson.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Here we go.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Here we go.
There you go.
There you go.
And Jace uses color. It's all weird. Y'all didn't know that, did you?
And Jace uses color. It's all weird. Y'all didn't know that, did you?
There you go. Actually, out of all the brothers, Jep's is probably the best beer. Low key.
There you go. Actually, out of all the brothers, Jep's is probably the best beer. Low key.
Squirrel. Squirrel. That's the finest. I don't know that Johnny D's going to be a fan of either one of those quadrupeds.
Squirrel. Squirrel. That's the finest. I don't know that Johnny D's going to be a fan of either one of those quadrupeds.
Once you take a no thank you portion, it would turn into more.
Once you take a no thank you portion, it would turn into more.
You'd probably hit that squirrel again. Squirrels actually hit it.
You'd probably hit that squirrel again. Squirrels actually hit it.
No.
No.
I've never been a big fan of rabbit. I mean, it's all right. Yeah. It's just not a musty.
I've never been a big fan of rabbit. I mean, it's all right. Yeah. It's just not a musty.
you know that ride pulled in i do that uh-huh that sounds fun now what if that thing breaks where you end up yeah now same thing no not as high i mean you're not as high but you know you're hanging from that tree impaled by a lamb and you're there for seven hours waiting on search and rescue that ain't gonna make it yeah that's way better than the ground i'm i'm i'm quick i i need it
you know that ride pulled in i do that uh-huh that sounds fun now what if that thing breaks where you end up yeah now same thing no not as high i mean you're not as high but you know you're hanging from that tree impaled by a lamb and you're there for seven hours waiting on search and rescue that ain't gonna make it yeah that's way better than the ground i'm i'm i'm quick i i need it
I just, I mean, I sip those citrusy things, and I didn't like none of them, so I don't. How do you drink them? If the question is Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb.
I just, I mean, I sip those citrusy things, and I didn't like none of them, so I don't. How do you drink them? If the question is Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb.
Doctor.
Doctor.
I do like them, even though I don't drink sodas. I could drink them things like people drink beer, buddy. Hello, yellow.
I do like them, even though I don't drink sodas. I could drink them things like people drink beer, buddy. Hello, yellow.
Okay. Why would gnats in your waders matter? They don't. I'd much rather be dry. Yeah. Bees? Oh, well, then that's going to hurt. I'll be wet. All right.
Okay. Why would gnats in your waders matter? They don't. I'd much rather be dry. Yeah. Bees? Oh, well, then that's going to hurt. I'll be wet. All right.
You're making it worse. Yeah. I'd rather be wet than be stung, but, I mean, gnats are just gnats, think. Yeah. Gnat. Turtle tail wharfs. Oh. Purple, too. No, thank you. Give me the whole. I'd rather freeze.
You're making it worse. Yeah. I'd rather be wet than be stung, but, I mean, gnats are just gnats, think. Yeah. Gnat. Turtle tail wharfs. Oh. Purple, too. No, thank you. Give me the whole. I'd rather freeze.
Hot dog. It really depends, right? My hot dog would have to be a chili cheese dog. That's right. I'm not one of those people that eats a hot dog with like ketchup and mustard.
Hot dog. It really depends, right? My hot dog would have to be a chili cheese dog. That's right. I'm not one of those people that eats a hot dog with like ketchup and mustard.
Uh-oh. Very consistent.
Uh-oh. Very consistent.
Very consistent.
Very consistent.
Very consistent.
Very consistent.
Now we're talking something entirely different. Jalapeno cheese sausage in a bun? Hot dog.
Now we're talking something entirely different. Jalapeno cheese sausage in a bun? Hot dog.
Sure it is. It's a tubular meat inside of a bun.
Sure it is. It's a tubular meat inside of a bun.
Well, is a hot dog weenie not sausage?
Well, is a hot dog weenie not sausage?
Is that a hot dog?
Is that a hot dog?
Cut back to the Godwin slurp of the Vienna sausage. Oh, yeah. Yes, sir.
Cut back to the Godwin slurp of the Vienna sausage. Oh, yeah. Yes, sir.
Tubular meat.
Tubular meat.
He glues it together. Because they're called igloos. Yeah. He glues it together. He glues it together. Oh, my. Galvin, you got to quit on these educated jokes.
He glues it together. Because they're called igloos. Yeah. He glues it together. He glues it together. Oh, my. Galvin, you got to quit on these educated jokes.
Yeah, I'd do it. Goblin's an adrenaline junkie. He's an adventurer. Yeah, he's an adrenaline junkie. Have you ever ridden in a boat with him? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I take it easy. Yeah, he has the knees for speed. Oh, yeah. He's trimmed down for what? WFO. Trimmed down for what? Yeah.
Yeah, I'd do it. Goblin's an adrenaline junkie. He's an adventurer. Yeah, he's an adrenaline junkie. Have you ever ridden in a boat with him? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I take it easy. Yeah, he has the knees for speed. Oh, yeah. He's trimmed down for what? WFO. Trimmed down for what? Yeah.
That is one that cannot be. Yeah, that's crazy. If it's ice cream, I'm choosing vanilla. Oh, yeah.
That is one that cannot be. Yeah, that's crazy. If it's ice cream, I'm choosing vanilla. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I think I would classify me as vanilla, but chocolate curious.
Yeah, I think I would classify me as vanilla, but chocolate curious.
That's called a dip cone. They've been doing that at Dairy Queen for years.
That's called a dip cone. They've been doing that at Dairy Queen for years.
Chocolate Curious.
Chocolate Curious.
Oh gosh. Candy corn. Two of the worst things ever made.
Oh gosh. Candy corn. Two of the worst things ever made.
In a very unpopular opinion, I'm going with pineapple pizza because by God, it's still pizza and candy corn is always going to be trash. No.
In a very unpopular opinion, I'm going with pineapple pizza because by God, it's still pizza and candy corn is always going to be trash. No.
Except candy corn.
Except candy corn.
I can pick the pineapple off the pizza. And I just still got a piece of pizza.
I can pick the pineapple off the pizza. And I just still got a piece of pizza.
Godwin, do you like candy corn?
Godwin, do you like candy corn?
We trimming up. He said he ain't trimming down. Goblin going porpoise before he got the front end of that boat in the water. He going to be doing this before that front end's in the water. I can assure you.
We trimming up. He said he ain't trimming down. Goblin going porpoise before he got the front end of that boat in the water. He going to be doing this before that front end's in the water. I can assure you.
They couldn't be further apart. Like Canada and Hawaii. Canada and Hawaii. Maui, Waui. You're the person that keeps that on Johnny's menu?
They couldn't be further apart. Like Canada and Hawaii. Canada and Hawaii. Maui, Waui. You're the person that keeps that on Johnny's menu?
Pizza.
Pizza.
I would just say there's a reason as a guy who, I don't frequent Johnny's Buffet, but I go enough. Oh, praise the Lord for it. You don't ever see Maui Wowie out there. You know why? Because they'd have to throw it away.
I would just say there's a reason as a guy who, I don't frequent Johnny's Buffet, but I go enough. Oh, praise the Lord for it. You don't ever see Maui Wowie out there. You know why? Because they'd have to throw it away.
It's not going to the same place. I'm pretty sure I'm not to the age. I'm getting close to the age, like next year or something, where I have to go get that colonoscopy. I bet they find candy corn. That's been there since I was a child.
It's not going to the same place. I'm pretty sure I'm not to the age. I'm getting close to the age, like next year or something, where I have to go get that colonoscopy. I bet they find candy corn. That's been there since I was a child.
I thought that's because she's redheaded. Just when I thought the road from hot dog to fish cap. Was as wild as we could get. We just went from candy corn to orange poop. Orange poop.
I thought that's because she's redheaded. Just when I thought the road from hot dog to fish cap. Was as wild as we could get. We just went from candy corn to orange poop. Orange poop.
I know y'all said this one was to be aired anytime, but we need to do this one next. Unbelievable.
I know y'all said this one was to be aired anytime, but we need to do this one next. Unbelievable.
That's not true. I have never looked back here and seen a pizza. One time.
That's not true. I have never looked back here and seen a pizza. One time.
Oh, boy. Let's cut to an 18-1. I hope you're proud of yourself there, Rocky Top. What else you got?
Oh, boy. Let's cut to an 18-1. I hope you're proud of yourself there, Rocky Top. What else you got?
Hey, how about truck at the same way, too? He's quit. Oh, Lord have mercy. Flying flea boys.
Hey, how about truck at the same way, too? He's quit. Oh, Lord have mercy. Flying flea boys.
Well, it's like when you drink it.
Well, it's like when you drink it.
Well, when you drink like a great sports drink or something, I mean, it changes the color. Whatever that dye is to make blue and purple turns stuff back there like green.
Well, when you drink like a great sports drink or something, I mean, it changes the color. Whatever that dye is to make blue and purple turns stuff back there like green.
Moving on. Thanks for the update. You also go more often. Yeah, there you go.
Moving on. Thanks for the update. You also go more often. Yeah, there you go.
I don't think three times a day is regular. Yes, it is. I think I would call that hyperactive. Yeah. I think once a day is regular.
I don't think three times a day is regular. Yes, it is. I think I would call that hyperactive. Yeah. I think once a day is regular.
Johnny D's pretty much, if there's an entrance, there's an exit.
Johnny D's pretty much, if there's an entrance, there's an exit.
Oh, I'd die. I mean, the thing that would come out of me could have been shot in a civil war. Like... but I guarantee you'd have that candy corn in it.
Oh, I'd die. I mean, the thing that would come out of me could have been shot in a civil war. Like... but I guarantee you'd have that candy corn in it.
I'm like, we're probably going to have to do like a duck call room from the colonoscopy center or something.
I'm like, we're probably going to have to do like a duck call room from the colonoscopy center or something.
If I went two days, I'm going to see somebody.
If I went two days, I'm going to see somebody.
It is. This is kind of a fan-dedicated episode.
It is. This is kind of a fan-dedicated episode.
Hey, bring me another helping.
Hey, bring me another helping.
All right, we're going back to Johnny's, boys. Buffet. Yeah, Johnny D texts me. If Johnny D ever texts you he won't go buffet, you know he's in desperate need of a clean out. All right, anyway. Wow, what a life.
All right, we're going back to Johnny's, boys. Buffet. Yeah, Johnny D texts me. If Johnny D ever texts you he won't go buffet, you know he's in desperate need of a clean out. All right, anyway. Wow, what a life.
Oh, this day I'd really have to compare sheets.
Oh, this day I'd really have to compare sheets.
Fishing. Fishing. Did you really? Absolutely. You can do it 365 days a year. Hunting, they tell me exactly when I can and when I can't. I'm going fishing.
Fishing. Fishing. Did you really? Absolutely. You can do it 365 days a year. Hunting, they tell me exactly when I can and when I can't. I'm going fishing.
I love hunting. Yeah. But I can't do it in July. No. Unless I'm in a different tax bracket and I fly to the southern hemisphere.
I love hunting. Yeah. But I can't do it in July. No. Unless I'm in a different tax bracket and I fly to the southern hemisphere.
I ain't. I'm in Louisiana. I work. I go fishing. I go to Ouachita River. Amen.
I ain't. I'm in Louisiana. I work. I go fishing. I go to Ouachita River. Amen.
What are they doing? Yeah, we did some stuff on Instagram asking for... What's your mom and dad doing? oh what this or that or something else oh would you rather all that this or that or would you rather would you rather i'm just not would you rather drive in a boat with me no or drive well what's my other option yeah you you're fast but you are safe well okay wait how fast
What are they doing? Yeah, we did some stuff on Instagram asking for... What's your mom and dad doing? oh what this or that or something else oh would you rather all that this or that or would you rather would you rather i'm just not would you rather drive in a boat with me no or drive well what's my other option yeah you you're fast but you are safe well okay wait how fast
Actually, the plus to the waffle is the crunch, right? I mean, it's the texture. The pancake is just soft. The plus would be the pockets. But they're the same batter for the most part, right? Pecan waffle. The shape difference. Here's what I'll tell you. Out of the two restaurants named for both, the one that's a house with waffles is significantly greater than the one's a house of pancakes.
Actually, the plus to the waffle is the crunch, right? I mean, it's the texture. The pancake is just soft. The plus would be the pockets. But they're the same batter for the most part, right? Pecan waffle. The shape difference. Here's what I'll tell you. Out of the two restaurants named for both, the one that's a house with waffles is significantly greater than the one's a house of pancakes.
Yeah, it's international, which is a lie.
Yeah, it's international, which is a lie.
What is that? Is that squeezed butter on top of fried chicken?
What is that? Is that squeezed butter on top of fried chicken?
Martin, you not in? No, I'm in. I'm mesmerized of why I've never put squeezed butter on chicken. Thank you. I'm trying to figure out how your niece whooped me on this one. Out of all the things I've ever done, I've never said, let me put some squeezed butter on that fried chicken.
Martin, you not in? No, I'm in. I'm mesmerized of why I've never put squeezed butter on chicken. Thank you. I'm trying to figure out how your niece whooped me on this one. Out of all the things I've ever done, I've never said, let me put some squeezed butter on that fried chicken.
Yeah. Onion rings. Onion rings are very specific. You can eat a French fry every day. Onion rings take a specific vehicle to be vehicle.
Yeah. Onion rings. Onion rings are very specific. You can eat a French fry every day. Onion rings take a specific vehicle to be vehicle.
And you got to go all the way to Australia. So I didn't answer.
And you got to go all the way to Australia. So I didn't answer.
Onion rings.
Onion rings.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chips the food, not the TV show.
Chips the food, not the TV show.
Over chips?
Over chips?
I can do more stuff with that. I can cover chips. Again, I can cover chips and chili and cheese and jalapenos. You can cover popcorn too. Put them on you, Sam. You lose the structural integrity that is popcorn.
I can do more stuff with that. I can cover chips. Again, I can cover chips and chili and cheese and jalapenos. You can cover popcorn too. Put them on you, Sam. You lose the structural integrity that is popcorn.
But there's chips under there.
But there's chips under there.
The fork. You can't grab it. I would even argue maybe the spoon. Yeah. The middle turns into more of a soup almost. Yeah.
The fork. You can't grab it. I would even argue maybe the spoon. Yeah. The middle turns into more of a soup almost. Yeah.
All right. Now, if you're wondering about whether you're our next this or that, Jesus or the world, Johnny D is going to help you figure that out.
All right. Now, if you're wondering about whether you're our next this or that, Jesus or the world, Johnny D is going to help you figure that out.
That's staying in the episode. This or that. Sodom or Gomorrah.
That's staying in the episode. This or that. Sodom or Gomorrah.
62, that ain't nothing.
62, that ain't nothing.
Jesus loves you. And Jesus still loves you. He loves us all. He died for you too. Oh my goodness.
Jesus loves you. And Jesus still loves you. He loves us all. He died for you too. Oh my goodness.
No, not in that big barge he's driving. Oh, yeah, it is. You can't even fall out of my boat. Yeah, you can. No, you got to try.
No, not in that big barge he's driving. Oh, yeah, it is. You can't even fall out of my boat. Yeah, you can. No, you got to try.
Asian flying cart. That can happen. That's a possibility. That can happen. Out of all the things y'all have named, that one is a possibility.
Asian flying cart. That can happen. That's a possibility. That can happen. Out of all the things y'all have named, that one is a possibility.
I disagree. I disagree.
I disagree. I disagree.
A coot. A coot, yeah. A comrade, maybe. A goose. But jumping carp, absolutely. Oh, yeah.
A coot. A coot, yeah. A comrade, maybe. A goose. But jumping carp, absolutely. Oh, yeah.
That's like Ray Lewis taking you out. Hey, look, here's what I tell you. If they hit me going 62 miles an hour, the good Lord said, it's time for you to go, buddy. Because the shot angle that that would take, I mean, he'd have to jump way before we got there. Oh, yeah. Which they don't do. They jump at the sound of your motor. Okay, but a goose. I ain't worried about no goose. Okay.
That's like Ray Lewis taking you out. Hey, look, here's what I tell you. If they hit me going 62 miles an hour, the good Lord said, it's time for you to go, buddy. Because the shot angle that that would take, I mean, he'd have to jump way before we got there. Oh, yeah. Which they don't do. They jump at the sound of your motor. Okay, but a goose. I ain't worried about no goose. Okay.
I have faith that Goblin Can outmaneuver a goose.
I have faith that Goblin Can outmaneuver a goose.
I can turn that thing on a dime. See? No, I ain't jet skiing with you in a boat. That's too dumb. Now, I would not let Godwin pull me on an inner tube. You wasn't on an inner tube? No chance. No. He ain't pulling me on an inner tube. Giving me ideas. Yeah, no.
I can turn that thing on a dime. See? No, I ain't jet skiing with you in a boat. That's too dumb. Now, I would not let Godwin pull me on an inner tube. You wasn't on an inner tube? No chance. No. He ain't pulling me on an inner tube. Giving me ideas. Yeah, no.
No, I ain't about that life. No, you ain't slingshotting me into somebody's boat, dog.
No, I ain't about that life. No, you ain't slingshotting me into somebody's boat, dog.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you ain't driving me on that either.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you ain't driving me on that either.
Oh, it can't go too high. The rope ain't that long.
Oh, it can't go too high. The rope ain't that long.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's just hateful.
That's just hateful.
You knew what could happen. You took your chances. You knew what could happen. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
You knew what could happen. You took your chances. You knew what could happen. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
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And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy. Once you get to that age.
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What are we playing first? Are we playing this or that, or would you rather? Is there a difference in those two, by the way? What's the rules? Is there any rules?
What are we playing first? Are we playing this or that, or would you rather? Is there a difference in those two, by the way? What's the rules? Is there any rules?
Oh, this is Josh, by the way. No, wrong answer. Josh? Excuse me. My bad.
Oh, this is Josh, by the way. No, wrong answer. Josh? Excuse me. My bad.
Y'all pray for Hunter. This is Jordan, a.k.a. Rocky Top.
Y'all pray for Hunter. This is Jordan, a.k.a. Rocky Top.
Yeah. I don't know. Hunter moved out on his own and has stayed sick. So I'm not sure about where he's living. I don't know if it's asbestos, mesothelioma, or any of the other. He may be entitled to compensation. Any of the other ads that run on our podcast. Have you been using Roundup? No. Anyway. Go ahead, Josh. Tell us what we're doing.
Yeah. I don't know. Hunter moved out on his own and has stayed sick. So I'm not sure about where he's living. I don't know if it's asbestos, mesothelioma, or any of the other. He may be entitled to compensation. Any of the other ads that run on our podcast. Have you been using Roundup? No. Anyway. Go ahead, Josh. Tell us what we're doing.
Can we get one skip?
Can we get one skip?
Okay.
Okay.
Eastwood.
Eastwood.
I ain't getting on no ice. No. I ain't neither. No, when it's that time of year, that's not in season.
I ain't getting on no ice. No. I ain't neither. No, when it's that time of year, that's not in season.
I'm an Eastwood guy.
I'm an Eastwood guy.
Uh-oh. Really? I'd have never guessed that.
Uh-oh. Really? I'd have never guessed that.
I'm 12 years old. Somebody give John D. that DVD. Let him take it home with him. Put it in his PlayStation. You need to watch this.
I'm 12 years old. Somebody give John D. that DVD. Let him take it home with him. Put it in his PlayStation. You need to watch this.
You done it?
You done it?
Hey, big fella.
Hey, big fella.
That ain't even on the handle of my bucket.
That ain't even on the handle of my bucket.
Got to pick one. Crawfish.
Got to pick one. Crawfish.
That's a stretch. They're not horrible. They just take too much work.
That's a stretch. They're not horrible. They just take too much work.
Yeah, crawfish. Easy question. Well, and I like. We're in Louisiana, so crawfish obviously makes sense. But crawfish are more about to me. Are we getting points for this? The setting. Like you're at a crawfish bowl with friends. We don't have crab bowls down here.
Yeah, crawfish. Easy question. Well, and I like. We're in Louisiana, so crawfish obviously makes sense. But crawfish are more about to me. Are we getting points for this? The setting. Like you're at a crawfish bowl with friends. We don't have crab bowls down here.
And that blue crab is trash. He is way too much. He is great. He is great table fare. But my God, does he not want to give up his meat? John's right.
And that blue crab is trash. He is way too much. He is great. He is great table fare. But my God, does he not want to give up his meat? John's right.
Godman hates okra.
Godman hates okra.
Fried okra? I just want to throw something at you.
Fried okra? I just want to throw something at you.
Praise God for that line. I know it. Don't throw the coffee on me. I actually want black eyed peas with okra in it. That's how much I like both of those. You will not make me choose on those. I love both of them.
Praise God for that line. I know it. Don't throw the coffee on me. I actually want black eyed peas with okra in it. That's how much I like both of those. You will not make me choose on those. I love both of them.
Are we still talking about okra? I'm confused. Did we jump time and space here? I've heard Phil ask that same question, but it was about something totally different.
Are we still talking about okra? I'm confused. Did we jump time and space here? I've heard Phil ask that same question, but it was about something totally different.
Just eat them both. They're good. I've never had black eyed peas with okra to be fair.
Just eat them both. They're good. I've never had black eyed peas with okra to be fair.
We do purple hull peas with okra smothered in it. Man, it's so good. Fergie's cool though. What is? The country or the meat?
We do purple hull peas with okra smothered in it. Man, it's so good. Fergie's cool though. What is? The country or the meat?
Oh, you said furry. I thought you said turkey. Turkey's good. Distinct difference.
Oh, you said furry. I thought you said turkey. Turkey's good. Distinct difference.
Weird water, weird water. Weird weather.
Weird water, weird water. Weird weather.
Sharks.
Sharks.
Uh-uh. You don't get in the Amazon.
Uh-uh. You don't get in the Amazon.
Whatever you got, you got. That sounds like a make a wish trip. That sounds like a good time.
Whatever you got, you got. That sounds like a make a wish trip. That sounds like a good time.
Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
I ate a family meal from Wingstop last night and I just got ranch instead of blue cheese. I legitimately ate a whole family meal.
I ate a family meal from Wingstop last night and I just got ranch instead of blue cheese. I legitimately ate a whole family meal.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Thousand Island is like ketchup and ranch mixed together, isn't it?
Thousand Island is like ketchup and ranch mixed together, isn't it?
It's sweet.
It's sweet.
Lawrence River. Photostatic memory everywhere.
Lawrence River. Photostatic memory everywhere.
I would eat cocktail sauce every day. I'm with you on that.
I would eat cocktail sauce every day. I'm with you on that.
Yeah, but you got to make it yourself.
Yeah, but you got to make it yourself.
Wasabi? Wasabi. Because the cocktail sauce in a jar doesn't clean out your sinus. That's actually what I need right now. I need one shrimp and my mom's cocktail sauce, and I won't sneeze again for three days.
Wasabi? Wasabi. Because the cocktail sauce in a jar doesn't clean out your sinus. That's actually what I need right now. I need one shrimp and my mom's cocktail sauce, and I won't sneeze again for three days.
Oh, your brain.
Oh, your brain.
It's like four parts horseradish, one part ketchup, and a dash of Worcestershire and lemon. That's all you need.
It's like four parts horseradish, one part ketchup, and a dash of Worcestershire and lemon. That's all you need.
I would eat a spoonful of horseradish right now just to open up my sinus. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was in on that.
I would eat a spoonful of horseradish right now just to open up my sinus. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was in on that.
We got to make it yourselves, the problem.
We got to make it yourselves, the problem.
Oh, no, you got that.
Oh, no, you got that.
The jar stuff is okay, but you have to add like a whole jar of horseradish to it. Yeah, you do. Yeah, that's too... Hunter's worried about our sauce.
The jar stuff is okay, but you have to add like a whole jar of horseradish to it. Yeah, you do. Yeah, that's too... Hunter's worried about our sauce.
It's prepared horseradish.
It's prepared horseradish.
If you go over to Captain Avery's, you can get the extra hot horseradish.
If you go over to Captain Avery's, you can get the extra hot horseradish.
There's more of it, but I think it's a little hotter, but the prepared stuff at the Brookshire's or the Super 1, it's cold. You ain't just buying it off the shelf. It's refrigerated.
There's more of it, but I think it's a little hotter, but the prepared stuff at the Brookshire's or the Super 1, it's cold. You ain't just buying it off the shelf. It's refrigerated.
Are you talking about the white one? It's from Germany or something.
Are you talking about the white one? It's from Germany or something.
That's a good one. You know, here at the... Engelhofer.
That's a good one. You know, here at the... Engelhofer.
This one? That's it.
This one? That's it.
Hey, hold on. Do you remember when you... How many times did you go to Six Flags as a kid? Probably twice. That's it?
Hey, hold on. Do you remember when you... How many times did you go to Six Flags as a kid? Probably twice. That's it?
You know you're from a certain type of person when somebody says, you know that horseradish, it's a funny name, and I knew exactly what Godwin was talking about. Oh, no, that's like their Brockwurst. Excellent. Excellent. Red and white. Both. Bratwurst.
You know you're from a certain type of person when somebody says, you know that horseradish, it's a funny name, and I knew exactly what Godwin was talking about. Oh, no, that's like their Brockwurst. Excellent. Excellent. Red and white. Both. Bratwurst.
That's the one I use a lot. Yep. Bratwurst?
That's the one I use a lot. Yep. Bratwurst?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I just realized that, and I don't even...
Yeah, I just realized that, and I don't even...
This is my mom's account. Hi, Janice. Oh, this is my mom's Walmart account. Everybody now is judging me hard.
This is my mom's account. Hi, Janice. Oh, this is my mom's Walmart account. Everybody now is judging me hard.
We used to share a Walmart account because we live right beside each other. Why have two accounts shipped to the same place? There you go.
We used to share a Walmart account because we live right beside each other. Why have two accounts shipped to the same place? There you go.
The Sausage King is a character from Ferris Bueller's Day Off named Abe Foreman. The best. The best. The best sausage. Is German. Really? Hold on. As a man who spent a week in Germany one time, I went and bought, it was the weirdest thing ever. So I'll ask for you to back me up on this. I bought a big old sausage, a big old pretzel, and then they had this special mustard.
The Sausage King is a character from Ferris Bueller's Day Off named Abe Foreman. The best. The best. The best sausage. Is German. Really? Hold on. As a man who spent a week in Germany one time, I went and bought, it was the weirdest thing ever. So I'll ask for you to back me up on this. I bought a big old sausage, a big old pretzel, and then they had this special mustard.
And the mustard came in a toothpaste package. Oh, yeah. And it was amazing.
And the mustard came in a toothpaste package. Oh, yeah. And it was amazing.
Well, they're mustard in toothpaste packages.
Well, they're mustard in toothpaste packages.
Oh, they do.
Oh, they do.
Yeah, it was literally in a toothpaste tube. And to get the rest of it, you had to roll it like a toothpaste.
Yeah, it was literally in a toothpaste tube. And to get the rest of it, you had to roll it like a toothpaste.
I've only been electrocuted one time and I said, I ain't never doing that again. Every kid that was in computer class was mad at me because they had to start over on all their work because it got deleted. Yeah, and my teacher said, I thought you were the student that was going to be dead. That's right. Like the first one to die in the classroom on me. And I was like, well, I didn't.
I've only been electrocuted one time and I said, I ain't never doing that again. Every kid that was in computer class was mad at me because they had to start over on all their work because it got deleted. Yeah, and my teacher said, I thought you were the student that was going to be dead. That's right. Like the first one to die in the classroom on me. And I was like, well, I didn't.
Oh, no, no. That's great stuff, Farrell. I get my coffee. I mean, good. Look, this is how you know it's good. It's going to take a month to get to me from Amazon.
Oh, no, no. That's great stuff, Farrell. I get my coffee. I mean, good. Look, this is how you know it's good. It's going to take a month to get to me from Amazon.
Hey, but it'll be worth it. $10 for two ounces. 558 ratings. Oh, look how terrible that looks. Yeah, that's it. Some of the reviews, it was the food they were putting it on that looked terrible.
Hey, but it'll be worth it. $10 for two ounces. 558 ratings. Oh, look how terrible that looks. Yeah, that's it. Some of the reviews, it was the food they were putting it on that looked terrible.
It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
They can't stop. They won't stop.
They can't stop. They won't stop.
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Canadian Kings.
Canadian Kings.
I got it, gang.
I got it, gang.
Okay. This one's not as hot, but it will be here on Sunday. We'll order some.
Okay. This one's not as hot, but it will be here on Sunday. We'll order some.
But I shook up. I was pale. You don't mess with it no more, do you? I don't even have wall sockets in my home. Covered them all up.
But I shook up. I was pale. You don't mess with it no more, do you? I don't even have wall sockets in my home. Covered them all up.
I'm bringing the mustard. Order some hot Jimmy Dean sausage. We'll cook them up and have breakfast. I got toothpaste mustard from Germany on the way. There you go. I mean, do you know there's people that complain about the world right now? We just sat here and said, remember toothpaste mustard from Germany? Yeah. Okay, it'll be here Sunday. That fast.
I'm bringing the mustard. Order some hot Jimmy Dean sausage. We'll cook them up and have breakfast. I got toothpaste mustard from Germany on the way. There you go. I mean, do you know there's people that complain about the world right now? We just sat here and said, remember toothpaste mustard from Germany? Yeah. Okay, it'll be here Sunday. That fast.
It was raw hamburger meat.
It was raw hamburger meat.
No, you can't do that.
No, you can't do that.
Yeah, I couldn't help it.
Yeah, I couldn't help it.
Germany's a weird place.
Germany's a weird place.
Red and white Bratwurst. I don't know what that is.
Red and white Bratwurst. I don't know what that is.
I can buy you this very weird t-shirt that's red and white. Hey, we can be Red Waldo. I ain't worried about your t-shirt.
I can buy you this very weird t-shirt that's red and white. Hey, we can be Red Waldo. I ain't worried about your t-shirt.
That was the dinner every time. I was there a week, and I just kept that toothpaste and mustard in my back pocket the whole time, just in case.
That was the dinner every time. I was there a week, and I just kept that toothpaste and mustard in my back pocket the whole time, just in case.
So you get, hey. Was it Frank's? Here's the key. It was Frank's mustard? Well, it was.
So you get, hey. Was it Frank's? Here's the key. It was Frank's mustard? Well, it was.
Yeah, the kids would be telling a story. Dad wouldn't be there. I was only 15 when I did it. It was dumb.
Yeah, the kids would be telling a story. Dad wouldn't be there. I was only 15 when I did it. It was dumb.
It was both good. I just ordered one of everything that the man was selling, sir.
It was both good. I just ordered one of everything that the man was selling, sir.
They might have been.
They might have been.
Hard to say. There was a language barrier. I was just pointing at things I wanted.
Hard to say. There was a language barrier. I was just pointing at things I wanted.
Foreign grocery stores trip me out, though.
Foreign grocery stores trip me out, though.
It's like worth going. That's if I ever went back to Europe in any way, I would be most excited about the grocery store.
It's like worth going. That's if I ever went back to Europe in any way, I would be most excited about the grocery store.
They got weird. It's like they put their mustard in toothpaste tubes. That's crazy.
They got weird. It's like they put their mustard in toothpaste tubes. That's crazy.
And so you buy it. You're like, this is really good. But why was it in a toothpaste tube?
And so you buy it. You're like, this is really good. But why was it in a toothpaste tube?
Saigon market in Monroe.
Saigon market in Monroe.
Oh, no, no. Noodles. Noodles. That stuff at Walmart that's like a quarter, that ain't the real ramen.
Oh, no, no. Noodles. Noodles. That stuff at Walmart that's like a quarter, that ain't the real ramen.
You would think it would have made me be able to sit still, but that actually is why all the people that say John David can't sit still and moves too much, that's actually why I'm nervous I'm going to get shocked.
You would think it would have made me be able to sit still, but that actually is why all the people that say John David can't sit still and moves too much, that's actually why I'm nervous I'm going to get shocked.
Hunter, is this what you speak of? See, they make, I have to say this.
Hunter, is this what you speak of? See, they make, I have to say this.
That's in Monroe? We got to go.
That's in Monroe? We got to go.
Yellow mango box?
Yellow mango box?
I want to go to the Spanish one, but I don't know. I feel like I wouldn't fit in.
I want to go to the Spanish one, but I don't know. I feel like I wouldn't fit in.
i mean oh yeah yeah all the way all the way through chase it with ice cream gang yeah i've never hurry up ice cream yeah come on ice cream come on get there buddy i have never been inside the azteca supermercado over there by the honey hole but i've always wanted to yeah and now i've googled them and now i must go
i mean oh yeah yeah all the way all the way through chase it with ice cream gang yeah i've never hurry up ice cream yeah come on ice cream come on get there buddy i have never been inside the azteca supermercado over there by the honey hole but i've always wanted to yeah and now i've googled them and now i must go
I'm ready. I've got a full battery.
I'm ready. I've got a full battery.
Not that you're one for frivolous spending, but... There's authentic Mexican pinatas just for sale.
Not that you're one for frivolous spending, but... There's authentic Mexican pinatas just for sale.
I ain't never heard of it. Hold on, but Azteca Super Mercado has some phenomenal reviews on Google. I've got to go now. For what? I've got, I've never been. There's one right down there. There's a grocery store. It's a grocery store for authentic Mexican stuff. That's what sucks. Like as an American, I got to apologize to the rest of the world.
I ain't never heard of it. Hold on, but Azteca Super Mercado has some phenomenal reviews on Google. I've got to go now. For what? I've got, I've never been. There's one right down there. There's a grocery store. It's a grocery store for authentic Mexican stuff. That's what sucks. Like as an American, I got to apologize to the rest of the world.
Cause we're like, I'm fascinated by the Azteca super Mercado. And then you go over to like Italy or something. It's like, well, we got our Kentucky fried chicken without an ice machine here. And I'm like, that's the best we got to send over.
Cause we're like, I'm fascinated by the Azteca super Mercado. And then you go over to like Italy or something. It's like, well, we got our Kentucky fried chicken without an ice machine here. And I'm like, that's the best we got to send over.
And McDonald's are everywhere. I'm like, that's what we get? We don't send toothpaste mustard packets. We send McDonald's.
And McDonald's are everywhere. I'm like, that's what we get? We don't send toothpaste mustard packets. We send McDonald's.
No, they won't. And that's the one thing the rest of the world uses to get it.
No, they won't. And that's the one thing the rest of the world uses to get it.
What do you eat? Salt? Pepper? No, the Mexicans are into salt. This episode is going to be titled, Four Country Bumpkins Talk About Other Places.
What do you eat? Salt? Pepper? No, the Mexicans are into salt. This episode is going to be titled, Four Country Bumpkins Talk About Other Places.
Cy Beth is frantically asking you to move your microphone back to your face. Yeah. He's over here going, oh, okay.
Cy Beth is frantically asking you to move your microphone back to your face. Yeah. He's over here going, oh, okay.
If your food is worse than Subway, ugh. Subway is... Oh, you're not a Subway person?
If your food is worse than Subway, ugh. Subway is... Oh, you're not a Subway person?
Or Javi Peas.
Or Javi Peas.
Amen.
Amen.
Or Javi Peas.
Or Javi Peas.
We got chicken wings. That's what we got as Americans. As a man who ate a family meal of Wingstop last night, we got that.
We got chicken wings. That's what we got as Americans. As a man who ate a family meal of Wingstop last night, we got that.
Wow.
Wow.
And a large fry. Big dog. And some celery.
And a large fry. Big dog. And some celery.
No.
No.
They bought them from McDonald's and threw them in sauce.
They bought them from McDonald's and threw them in sauce.
Why did they start putting rotisserie chickens in bags? Sorry, that's another thing.
Why did they start putting rotisserie chickens in bags? Sorry, that's another thing.
Oh, crap.
Oh, crap.
philosophy 101 well my mind's now blown that's a toughy do you know no i'm wrong he's just wondering he doesn't know and i'm not gonna sleep tonight yeah right there we're driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway now that would make sense yeah you know but also why apartments when they're together yeah I did have one email for you, Godwin. What's that?
philosophy 101 well my mind's now blown that's a toughy do you know no i'm wrong he's just wondering he doesn't know and i'm not gonna sleep tonight yeah right there we're driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway now that would make sense yeah you know but also why apartments when they're together yeah I did have one email for you, Godwin. What's that?
Brian emails in from Hendersonville, Tennessee. Whoa. That's Brittany's hometown.
Brian emails in from Hendersonville, Tennessee. Whoa. That's Brittany's hometown.
He's got the Godwin joke of the day. The Godwin joke of the day. I'm going to give it a thumbs down before I even say it, Brian. I don't like this one. He don't like it. Why do ducks have tail feathers? Why do ducks have tail feathers?
He's got the Godwin joke of the day. The Godwin joke of the day. I'm going to give it a thumbs down before I even say it, Brian. I don't like this one. He don't like it. Why do ducks have tail feathers? Why do ducks have tail feathers?
That's not the answer. Don't like mud on their butt. To cover their butt quacks. Beth thought it was funny. Brian, Beth's losing it right now. She's the only one.
That's not the answer. Don't like mud on their butt. To cover their butt quacks. Beth thought it was funny. Brian, Beth's losing it right now. She's the only one.
That's it. This one, they... Just play the voicemail, Hunter. Yeah.
That's it. This one, they... Just play the voicemail, Hunter. Yeah.
Hold on. How old is this guy? He sounds like he's 17. I have no idea. His friend's daughter got a permit? I don't know. Maybe. Sorry.
Hold on. How old is this guy? He sounds like he's 17. I have no idea. His friend's daughter got a permit? I don't know. Maybe. Sorry.
Are you what? Where was the joke? I'm going to explain it because Hunter just lost Hunter cam and microphone for that. The joke, stormtroopers never hit anybody. They're always shooting in the movies and they've never- They never kill anyone. They've never shot anyone. No, they ain't never kill anyone. So the joke was he gave the girl a helmet because she's driving now.
Are you what? Where was the joke? I'm going to explain it because Hunter just lost Hunter cam and microphone for that. The joke, stormtroopers never hit anybody. They're always shooting in the movies and they've never- They never kill anyone. They've never shot anyone. No, they ain't never kill anyone. So the joke was he gave the girl a helmet because she's driving now.
So that way she won't hit anybody. Really in Hunter's line of humor. Yeah.
So that way she won't hit anybody. Really in Hunter's line of humor. Yeah.
That's one of six jokes. It sounds dangerous to wear a Stormtrooper helmet. Those are hard to see out of.
That's one of six jokes. It sounds dangerous to wear a Stormtrooper helmet. Those are hard to see out of.
I own a Stormtrooper helmet. Calm down, Hunter.
I own a Stormtrooper helmet. Calm down, Hunter.
He just ordered toothpaste mustard.
He just ordered toothpaste mustard.
I own a Saints helmet. I used to own a Miami helmet.
I own a Saints helmet. I used to own a Miami helmet.
Probably.
Probably.
I just saw it coming. He's the only one that got it. He explained it. I got the joke. It was just, it was kind of like Brian's joke. Yeah.
I just saw it coming. He's the only one that got it. He explained it. I got the joke. It was just, it was kind of like Brian's joke. Yeah.
Why are you, you're really big into just eating straight condiments today.
Why are you, you're really big into just eating straight condiments today.
I'm a sauce guy.
I'm a sauce guy.
That's because you're afraid of vinegar.
That's because you're afraid of vinegar.
I got Nutty Bar socks for you. Hey, Little Debbie, you can send it here so we can all have some.
I got Nutty Bar socks for you. Hey, Little Debbie, you can send it here so we can all have some.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Well, then, watch this. Close this out of here, Johnny D. Yeah, make it live. Jonah117. Who's calling?
Well, then, watch this. Close this out of here, Johnny D. Yeah, make it live. Jonah117. Who's calling?
Now the Lord provided a huge fish to swallow Jonah, and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights. We don't know if it was a catfish or a whale, but it could have been any of them.
Now the Lord provided a huge fish to swallow Jonah, and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights. We don't know if it was a catfish or a whale, but it could have been any of them.
There's a sock store in Pigeon Forge that I'm going to.
There's a sock store in Pigeon Forge that I'm going to.
That's... Oh, now. What was holding us back, man? Hey. Just get a side job.
That's... Oh, now. What was holding us back, man? Hey. Just get a side job.
Nowadays, the whole ceiling fan would come down if that happened. They don't build stuff like that.
Nowadays, the whole ceiling fan would come down if that happened. They don't build stuff like that.
hey let's do it on here you took him smelling sauce let's let you lick a nine volt no i'll do a lot of things i tried to eat buying a sausage i'm sure we can find a taser in here stop it if you tase me i will hurt you once you get up don't tase me don't taste no i the electricity is one that's like yeah you might and snakes might reverse what he's got
hey let's do it on here you took him smelling sauce let's let you lick a nine volt no i'll do a lot of things i tried to eat buying a sausage i'm sure we can find a taser in here stop it if you tase me i will hurt you once you get up don't tase me don't taste no i the electricity is one that's like yeah you might and snakes might reverse what he's got
Yeah, if it's like a horror story, we want the idiot kid in sophomore year of high school that shut the school down for like 20 minutes.
Yeah, if it's like a horror story, we want the idiot kid in sophomore year of high school that shut the school down for like 20 minutes.
Like our friend Chad. Chad. Johnson.
Like our friend Chad. Chad. Johnson.
Was he the only one that fell through?
Was he the only one that fell through?
He was a lineman, fell on it. Like if you look at his arms, they thought he was dead.
He was a lineman, fell on it. Like if you look at his arms, they thought he was dead.
No, he's not. Every time I see Goblin, he's got somebody fishing with him. Oh, yeah. GoblinGuys.com.
No, he's not. Every time I see Goblin, he's got somebody fishing with him. Oh, yeah. GoblinGuys.com.
You can grow a lot of stuff where we're from.
You can grow a lot of stuff where we're from.
I call it zone eight on fastgrowingtrees.com. But when you type in your zip code, it tells you what zone you're in. You pick plants in that zone. That simple.
I call it zone eight on fastgrowingtrees.com. But when you type in your zip code, it tells you what zone you're in. You pick plants in that zone. That simple.
I'm going to Bucky's tomorrow night. I've just decided. Yeah, to Bucky's again, boys. We're going to Six Flags on Saturday. Six Flags.
I'm going to Bucky's tomorrow night. I've just decided. Yeah, to Bucky's again, boys. We're going to Six Flags on Saturday. Six Flags.
The most impressive part of this is I thought Si made up a new Si word in the middle of that called photostatic memory.
The most impressive part of this is I thought Si made up a new Si word in the middle of that called photostatic memory.
That's just the word. Is it? I thought it was photographic memory. I just tried to fact check you, and I was once again proven wrong.
That's just the word. Is it? I thought it was photographic memory. I just tried to fact check you, and I was once again proven wrong.
No, you pronounced it right. I thought you did, and I was like, what is a photostatic memory? It's essentially the same thing as a photographic memory.
No, you pronounced it right. I thought you did, and I was like, what is a photostatic memory? It's essentially the same thing as a photographic memory.
Yeah. Well, he can read something.
Yeah. Well, he can read something.
And never forget it?
And never forget it?
Oh, 12 crappies.
Oh, 12 crappies.
Hold on.
Hold on.
We got to take a time out. If you're going to call something the coolest place in the country.
We got to take a time out. If you're going to call something the coolest place in the country.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, you can just come shop with me. I ain't even an add-on.
Hey, you can just come shop with me. I ain't even an add-on.
We're going to work on it. It's a done deal. Really?
We're going to work on it. It's a done deal. Really?
I got a place on Caney now. Hey, you got a cleaning station? Me and Big Dave. Big Dave's kind of in charge.
I got a place on Caney now. Hey, you got a cleaning station? Me and Big Dave. Big Dave's kind of in charge.
There's lots of work to be done. I just hired one of the guard commanders. Did you? Yep. He asked me two years ago. He's like, when I turn 15, can I get a job here? And I was like, eh, probably not, kid.
There's lots of work to be done. I just hired one of the guard commanders. Did you? Yep. He asked me two years ago. He's like, when I turn 15, can I get a job here? And I was like, eh, probably not, kid.
And then on Saturday I was like, I need somebody to just stand in this room. And I called him. I said, Oh no, here's the, I tested him. I didn't realize I tested him till after that. I text him at nine 30 while he was at school. No, and he's not supposed to have his phone. So I said, well, if he texts me back, I'm going to know he's being a little shady kid, not following the rules.
And then on Saturday I was like, I need somebody to just stand in this room. And I called him. I said, Oh no, here's the, I tested him. I didn't realize I tested him till after that. I text him at nine 30 while he was at school. No, and he's not supposed to have his phone. So I said, well, if he texts me back, I'm going to know he's being a little shady kid, not following the rules.
He texts me back at 315. There you go. I said he's a rule follower. I can deal with that. That's right.
He texts me back at 315. There you go. I said he's a rule follower. I can deal with that. That's right.
Catch fish or die trying.
Catch fish or die trying.
We got 20-25 model crickets on the sign right now. They're new for this year.
We got 20-25 model crickets on the sign right now. They're new for this year.
It really confuses people. They're like, what does that mean?
It really confuses people. They're like, what does that mean?
Al just said he looks like me.
Al just said he looks like me.
it's all my own mouth yelpers you fit in here now it's just fun i don't fit in and you do is my favorite part of this whole thing you if in case you haven't figured out you sitting next to a mouth yeah that's true oh well yeah but it's just i always like when somebody just super redneck shows up and i'm like yeah it's me and jetta over here on the side still don't fit in yeah
it's all my own mouth yelpers you fit in here now it's just fun i don't fit in and you do is my favorite part of this whole thing you if in case you haven't figured out you sitting next to a mouth yeah that's true oh well yeah but it's just i always like when somebody just super redneck shows up and i'm like yeah it's me and jetta over here on the side still don't fit in yeah
There's a lot of turkeys where you're from, huh?
There's a lot of turkeys where you're from, huh?
That's the thing.
That's the thing.
Is there ducks where you're at?
Is there ducks where you're at?
Every building Duck Commander has is on a swamp.
Every building Duck Commander has is on a swamp.
Hey, it says a lot about a 19-year-old to know he was finished. before even trying to put it in for love.
Hey, it says a lot about a 19-year-old to know he was finished. before even trying to put it in for love.
I would have been buried up to my eyeballs before I called somebody.
I would have been buried up to my eyeballs before I called somebody.
Across town.
Across town.
Paper mill probably keeps them wide.
Paper mill probably keeps them wide.
He's on the map right here looking at it. You know how much I love a good map.
He's on the map right here looking at it. You know how much I love a good map.
Okay, I'll find it.
Okay, I'll find it.
When I tell y'all there's a big old thing called Alligator Lake square in the middle of this town. Pop it up there. I want to look at it. There's the town, payow.
When I tell y'all there's a big old thing called Alligator Lake square in the middle of this town. Pop it up there. I want to look at it. There's the town, payow.
Whoa, I was like, man, he's right there, but I didn't want to give you the answer.
Whoa, I was like, man, he's right there, but I didn't want to give you the answer.
He's high protein. He's building up muscles, Martin.
He's high protein. He's building up muscles, Martin.
um yeah paper milk that's why the old gadwall got that got that sewage taste to him he got a little bite to him between there and shenny lake i mean what you expect it's cold out yeah i didn't i didn't i made a mistake yeah i got to work this morning i didn't feel it leaving my house but the wind hit me when i got out of my truck and i said what am i wearing he don't go outside much
um yeah paper milk that's why the old gadwall got that got that sewage taste to him he got a little bite to him between there and shenny lake i mean what you expect it's cold out yeah i didn't i didn't i made a mistake yeah i got to work this morning i didn't feel it leaving my house but the wind hit me when i got out of my truck and i said what am i wearing he don't go outside much
Yeah, there's a whole tub at the honey hole, too. I ate one.
Yeah, there's a whole tub at the honey hole, too. I ate one.
And at the end, I didn't even finish it.
And at the end, I didn't even finish it.
It's...
It's...
His birthday party legitimately like a year ago was to go to Duck Commander, drive from Arkansas with like 10 of them, go to Duck Commander, and then go to the Honey Hole. That's as redneck as Kate.
His birthday party legitimately like a year ago was to go to Duck Commander, drive from Arkansas with like 10 of them, go to Duck Commander, and then go to the Honey Hole. That's as redneck as Kate.
You hadn't had one of those in a minute.
You hadn't had one of those in a minute.
Oh, yeah. It's good, though.
Oh, yeah. It's good, though.
Well, and it's healthy because if you eat healthy all the time and then have one of those, I'm cleansed.
Well, and it's healthy because if you eat healthy all the time and then have one of those, I'm cleansed.
There ain't nothing left in there.
There ain't nothing left in there.
No, I literally got air this morning when I sat on the toilet. I ain't had sugar or oatmeal or nothing like that in so long. I was like, whoom.
No, I literally got air this morning when I sat on the toilet. I ain't had sugar or oatmeal or nothing like that in so long. I was like, whoom.
One day you'll realize the importance of being regular, my friend.
One day you'll realize the importance of being regular, my friend.
His dad did. Oh, there we go. Yeah, your dad called. Really? Yeah, he knows my number. He said, hey, Cade's my son. If you ever get him on that podcast, you need to ask him about his musical accompaniment.
His dad did. Oh, there we go. Yeah, your dad called. Really? Yeah, he knows my number. He said, hey, Cade's my son. If you ever get him on that podcast, you need to ask him about his musical accompaniment.
That's you singing?
That's you singing?
We got to introduce you to Cy. Y'all can do the Super Bowl halftime show together. You're way better than Cy. That's awesome.
We got to introduce you to Cy. Y'all can do the Super Bowl halftime show together. You're way better than Cy. That's awesome.
I think you're going to be the most interesting person I've met today.
I think you're going to be the most interesting person I've met today.
Time out.
Time out.
It gets better with time. What's the average age of your band? I thought this was going to be a bunch of 19-year-olds.
It gets better with time. What's the average age of your band? I thought this was going to be a bunch of 19-year-olds.
No, no, no, no, no. One guy looks like Cy. One guy looks like me.
No, no, no, no, no. One guy looks like Cy. One guy looks like me.
Look at, I mean.
Look at, I mean.
We're all over the board.
We're all over the board.
Cade fits in in every crowd.
Cade fits in in every crowd.
We just went double barrel on Hunter.
We just went double barrel on Hunter.
I like him. My Yelp review of this hire is five stars.
I like him. My Yelp review of this hire is five stars.
You can always tell.
You can always tell.
That was a delight.
That was a delight.
Hello at duckcallroom.com.
Hello at duckcallroom.com.
I got to read something. You need your headphones to hear it. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. That's part of the show.
I got to read something. You need your headphones to hear it. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. That's part of the show.
I can't decide if that was amazing delivery or terrible. What was that guy's name?
I can't decide if that was amazing delivery or terrible. What was that guy's name?
Eight.
Eight.
Or outside, lifting weights, jogging.
Or outside, lifting weights, jogging.
He has been fishing a lot.
He has been fishing a lot.
Did he say Trevor, Travis, or Trevin?
Did he say Trevor, Travis, or Trevin?
Mainly just jump ropes. I jump rope for 27 minutes.
Mainly just jump ropes. I jump rope for 27 minutes.
We don't have to, but – We started this game thinking it would be fun, and then we got – you know what's not fun? Like playing LeBron James in basketball and just losing every day. Yeah. This game's tough.
We don't have to, but – We started this game thinking it would be fun, and then we got – you know what's not fun? Like playing LeBron James in basketball and just losing every day. Yeah. This game's tough.
Georgia.
Georgia.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, you've ruined Hunter. Hunter can't function over there. Yeah.
Oh, you've ruined Hunter. Hunter can't function over there. Yeah.
So when the doctor told me to lose weight years ago and Stone said, you're with me, boy. And so I got in there and... Stone said, we're going to box three minutes and you're going to jump rope three minutes. And I was like, okay, easy. Nope, couldn't do it. And I was just sitting there. He said, put the rope down. And I was like, I can't jump rope.
So when the doctor told me to lose weight years ago and Stone said, you're with me, boy. And so I got in there and... Stone said, we're going to box three minutes and you're going to jump rope three minutes. And I was like, okay, easy. Nope, couldn't do it. And I was just sitting there. He said, put the rope down. And I was like, I can't jump rope.
I'm learning so much.
I'm learning so much.
He had a high dollar one. Sounded just like he does in their ears right now.
He had a high dollar one. Sounded just like he does in their ears right now.
Oh, you're fine. Play another one.
Oh, you're fine. Play another one.
Yet the Lord set his heart and love on your fathers and chose their offspring after them. You above all peoples as you are this day. Deuteronomy 10.15. I know some people listening are going through the Bible recap. We're about to hit Leviticus, Deuteronomy, and Numbers. Good luck to you all. I will be doing it with you. That's all the encouragement I can give you.
Yet the Lord set his heart and love on your fathers and chose their offspring after them. You above all peoples as you are this day. Deuteronomy 10.15. I know some people listening are going through the Bible recap. We're about to hit Leviticus, Deuteronomy, and Numbers. Good luck to you all. I will be doing it with you. That's all the encouragement I can give you.
Go. Go, Martin.
Go. Go, Martin.
And so then, you know, life happened, got fat again. And I was like, I'm going for it this time.
And so then, you know, life happened, got fat again. And I was like, I'm going for it this time.
But I started doing what Stone had told me. And then I realized, like, the hardest thing to do is just jump rope. So now I just do it all the time. It's not easy. Yeah. It's not. It's not easy.
But I started doing what Stone had told me. And then I realized, like, the hardest thing to do is just jump rope. So now I just do it all the time. It's not easy. Yeah. It's not. It's not easy.
I had the one pounder out this morning. My shoulders hurt.
I had the one pounder out this morning. My shoulders hurt.
Oh, they get heavy. Oh, really? I got a five-pound jump rope. It looked like a water tube. You can't really use it. If it hits you, you're going down.
Oh, they get heavy. Oh, really? I got a five-pound jump rope. It looked like a water tube. You can't really use it. If it hits you, you're going down.
I bought that thing. I was like, I'm going to do this. That was dumb. I ain't there.
I bought that thing. I was like, I'm going to do this. That was dumb. I ain't there.
How many episodes of this has he done?
How many episodes of this has he done?
It's a weird world.
It's a weird world.
Stone, I got on Facebook.
Stone, I got on Facebook.
I got on Facebook. It said, you have a friend suggestion. Jay Stone. I said, one of them stinking overseas people's done copying my friend Stone trying to trick people. I started looking. I said, no, that's him.
I got on Facebook. It said, you have a friend suggestion. Jay Stone. I said, one of them stinking overseas people's done copying my friend Stone trying to trick people. I started looking. I said, no, that's him.
Well, you're going to be a good follow because I'm very interested in everything you've posted.
Well, you're going to be a good follow because I'm very interested in everything you've posted.
You can't say that, but you can, because we've been watching Duck Dynasty, and every time I'm like, why does Cy look so different? It's the glasses and the teeth. Yeah. And Beth's been running our Duck Call Room Instagram way more, doing blasts from the past, and the battle vision era keeps coming up.
You can't say that, but you can, because we've been watching Duck Dynasty, and every time I'm like, why does Cy look so different? It's the glasses and the teeth. Yeah. And Beth's been running our Duck Call Room Instagram way more, doing blasts from the past, and the battle vision era keeps coming up.
I'm trying. I've been to a barber twice since Thanksgiving.
I'm trying. I've been to a barber twice since Thanksgiving.
That's double what I've been since I was 16. Yeah. I've doubled it. But, hey, here's some stuff you don't know. If you follow Duckman Stone, you get to actually see, is that Bonebreaker? That's him.
That's double what I've been since I was 16. Yeah. I've doubled it. But, hey, here's some stuff you don't know. If you follow Duckman Stone, you get to actually see, is that Bonebreaker? That's him.
Bonebreaker picked up stone and threw it.
Bonebreaker picked up stone and threw it.
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
They can't stop. They won't stop.
They can't stop. They won't stop.
Have you met Cade, Godwin?
Have you met Cade, Godwin?
I like your other friend, Short Decourt, too. I know Short Decourt. Old Decourt, he's a beast. Is he? Oh, yeah. I can't say where he hangs out at the honey hole because he's got a very specific way about him. And he's kind of in the fishing world. And I don't want to give his secrets away, but I wouldn't want to get into a fight with him. Ooh. I like him a lot. Ooh, Old Decourt.
I like your other friend, Short Decourt, too. I know Short Decourt. Old Decourt, he's a beast. Is he? Oh, yeah. I can't say where he hangs out at the honey hole because he's got a very specific way about him. And he's kind of in the fishing world. And I don't want to give his secrets away, but I wouldn't want to get into a fight with him. Ooh. I like him a lot. Ooh, Old Decourt.
no but i'm trying to figure out why you wouldn't tell somebody about it he makes a lot of videos on bussy and he oh he crushes there you go yeah although he's got one of the greatest videos of all time from bussy have you ever seen this this is stone's friend have you never seen this he probably has to use braided lines it's his fish he got that calf tap goes to take it off
no but i'm trying to figure out why you wouldn't tell somebody about it he makes a lot of videos on bussy and he oh he crushes there you go yeah although he's got one of the greatest videos of all time from bussy have you ever seen this this is stone's friend have you never seen this he probably has to use braided lines it's his fish he got that calf tap goes to take it off
I guess I met him there. I just can't pinprick him in my head.
I guess I met him there. I just can't pinprick him in my head.
Big Dave caught, that's all he caught the other day, was a catfish on a jig pole. It was an eight-pound catfish.
Big Dave caught, that's all he caught the other day, was a catfish on a jig pole. It was an eight-pound catfish.
Darbon Lower.
Darbon Lower.
That's Big Dave.
That's Big Dave.
Big Dave's been on a streak, though. You know, his fishing day is Wednesday. Yeah. And if you look at the weather of the last, like, 15 Wednesdays, it's just no good.
Big Dave's been on a streak, though. You know, his fishing day is Wednesday. Yeah. And if you look at the weather of the last, like, 15 Wednesdays, it's just no good.
Did you catch them? Of course I did. Well, I heard it working a little.
Did you catch them? Of course I did. Well, I heard it working a little.
We all used to be heavy.
We all used to be heavy.
That's when me and Stone were hanging out at Iron Cactus every weekend.
That's when me and Stone were hanging out at Iron Cactus every weekend.
That's what Cactus – Somebody posted – it was a picture of me, Godwin, and you went to the fights over in –
That's what Cactus – Somebody posted – it was a picture of me, Godwin, and you went to the fights over in –
But I saw that picture. It was like 12 years ago we did that, and we all looked quite a bit different.
But I saw that picture. It was like 12 years ago we did that, and we all looked quite a bit different.
I'm 62, and I did it. How much weight did you lose?
I'm 62, and I did it. How much weight did you lose?
I lost a bag of corn. 70. 70?
I lost a bag of corn. 70. 70?
We lost me. We lost 250 pounds together.
We lost me. We lost 250 pounds together.
picked up one bag but not two about two weeks ago for me that's real heavy oh that's my favorite thing to do i put on the weighted vest and there's a guy i know who's trying to lose weight and i call it my his name vest because i'm trying to motivate him a little and i'm like this makes me weigh as much as you and it i you don't want to do that yeah it's tough that's a toughie two bags of corn that'll make you go doctor and get an mri
picked up one bag but not two about two weeks ago for me that's real heavy oh that's my favorite thing to do i put on the weighted vest and there's a guy i know who's trying to lose weight and i call it my his name vest because i'm trying to motivate him a little and i'm like this makes me weigh as much as you and it i you don't want to do that yeah it's tough that's a toughie two bags of corn that'll make you go doctor and get an mri
He's been thinking.
He's been thinking.
You go with somebody that ages you.
You go with somebody that ages you.
I've had many people email talking about wanting to do it, and I send them. I'm like, hey.
I've had many people email talking about wanting to do it, and I send them. I'm like, hey.
On the books, baby.
On the books, baby.
Heck on a stick.
Heck on a stick.
A deep fried Christmas tree.
A deep fried Christmas tree.
Oh, speaking of that, what happened with Target over at Ruston? Not Target. Buc-ee's. Buc-ee's. Yeah. Well, they got to build it. Well, they ain't made up their mind where they going to build it.
Oh, speaking of that, what happened with Target over at Ruston? Not Target. Buc-ee's. Buc-ee's. Yeah. Well, they got to build it. Well, they ain't made up their mind where they going to build it.
Staring down 25.
Staring down 25.
Oh, it's a relocation project. I think they're having to build a whole new. Yeah, it's a relocation project.
Oh, it's a relocation project. I think they're having to build a whole new. Yeah, it's a relocation project.
Made a mistake of coming up there when they had the Malkinville Christmas parade.
Made a mistake of coming up there when they had the Malkinville Christmas parade.
And he got hung up on that. Hey, they bailed on me. Suckers.
And he got hung up on that. Hey, they bailed on me. Suckers.
I rolled my window down and everybody said, hey, there's Uncle Si. I said, yeah, I got caught.
I rolled my window down and everybody said, hey, there's Uncle Si. I said, yeah, I got caught.
Yeah, I tried to go around. Nope, ain't happening.
Yeah, I tried to go around. Nope, ain't happening.
You already got the suit that you bought for her?
You already got the suit that you bought for her?
I've got everything, J.D.
I've got everything, J.D.
Well, no, I was, you know, socks are a good gift.
Well, no, I was, you know, socks are a good gift.
No, no, because it's the same thing. What is it with women with holes in socks, underwear, or T-shirts that if you walk by one, especially if I walk by my wife,
No, no, because it's the same thing. What is it with women with holes in socks, underwear, or T-shirts that if you walk by one, especially if I walk by my wife,
Oh, no, Hank. It's being ripped off.
Oh, no, Hank. It's being ripped off.
Oh, no, Hank.
Oh, no, Hank.
Bart gave me that duck commander socks.
Bart gave me that duck commander socks.
I wore them for a week.
I wore them for a week.
No.
No.
I took them off.
I took them off.
Oh, yeah, they're good. Comfortable. Okay, good. Real comfortable.
Oh, yeah, they're good. Comfortable. Okay, good. Real comfortable.
Well, that's like my Army socks that I used to give Jason and all of them.
Well, that's like my Army socks that I used to give Jason and all of them.
Jason's still got the hat, the winter hat that I gave him.
Jason's still got the hat, the winter hat that I gave him.
You got the checkbook. She gets what she wants.
You got the checkbook. She gets what she wants.
Because, hey, if I buy her something, and then she don't like it, I just say, hey, you got the checkbook. Go buy what you want.
Because, hey, if I buy her something, and then she don't like it, I just say, hey, you got the checkbook. Go buy what you want.
Well, I like that.
Well, I like that.
No. Yeah.
No. Yeah.
No.
No.
I just look at, see the commercials. Oh, he's on the infomercials. Yeah. You watch TV.
I just look at, see the commercials. Oh, he's on the infomercials. Yeah. You watch TV.
He was in the heavyweight division.
He was in the heavyweight division.
That's right. He knocked our money out. Hit him and just coin start.
That's right. He knocked our money out. Hit him and just coin start.
That's not a good thing. Which ain't a good thing.
That's not a good thing. Which ain't a good thing.
What? Is that no good? I hate that stupid thing. Oh, Si'd always run... He don't know how to operate. How's that? That's just, hey, put it in a pot, boil it.
What? Is that no good? I hate that stupid thing. Oh, Si'd always run... He don't know how to operate. How's that? That's just, hey, put it in a pot, boil it.
Put it in a microwave.
Put it in a microwave.
Y'all call him.
Y'all call him.
Well, thank you, sir.
Well, thank you, sir.
Well, hey, I must say something that's interesting. Every now and then.
Well, hey, I must say something that's interesting. Every now and then.
That's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.
It really is.
It really is.
It's the facial expression.
It's the facial expression.
I was trying to stick up for myself. Without the beard.
I was trying to stick up for myself. Without the beard.
You could put your face in right here and nothing changes.
You could put your face in right here and nothing changes.
Oh, I've got to get you my son's phone number.
Oh, I've got to get you my son's phone number.
For Connor and Carter.
For Connor and Carter.
Into a large metal barge.
Into a large metal barge.
That was a unique book. The Bible? I hope. Yeah, it was a unique book for one simple reason. It was my whole life through my stories.
That was a unique book. The Bible? I hope. Yeah, it was a unique book for one simple reason. It was my whole life through my stories.
It's hard to figure out how to. Look, people want to say that it actually literally didn't break his neck. It turned his head 180 degrees. Here he goes. Okay, and didn't kill him. And, you know, the only thing that was different was you're looking at his chest and he's looking at the other way.
It's hard to figure out how to. Look, people want to say that it actually literally didn't break his neck. It turned his head 180 degrees. Here he goes. Okay, and didn't kill him. And, you know, the only thing that was different was you're looking at his chest and he's looking at the other way.
Nobody's going to sneak up on him.
Nobody's going to sneak up on him.
That's why we was labeled the storyteller. He's a storyteller.
That's why we was labeled the storyteller. He's a storyteller.
And hey, the bottom line is that's God's religion. Thank you. Love. Okay, love. There's three. Faith, hope, and love. And what's the greatest?
And hey, the bottom line is that's God's religion. Thank you. Love. Okay, love. There's three. Faith, hope, and love. And what's the greatest?
We love y'all. Happy holidays, everybody. Enjoy your Christmas this year and a happy new year.
We love y'all. Happy holidays, everybody. Enjoy your Christmas this year and a happy new year.
Yeah. That's like our carriers. Yeah. That's a city in itself. 5,000 people is what's on that carrier.
Yeah. That's like our carriers. Yeah. That's a city in itself. 5,000 people is what's on that carrier.
Yeah, most of them underwater. All your sleeping compartments, all that.
Yeah, most of them underwater. All your sleeping compartments, all that.
No. You got hung up on the traffic.
No. You got hung up on the traffic.
You've got to have your beauty rest.
You've got to have your beauty rest.
$49.98.
$49.98.
Well, hey, there you go.
Well, hey, there you go.
Slippers. Sleeping on clouds. I was number one cause of dry skin.
Slippers. Sleeping on clouds. I was number one cause of dry skin.
Boom. Number one cause of dry skin.
Boom. Number one cause of dry skin.
I guarantee you.
I guarantee you.
I think I spun a hook in my brock.
I think I spun a hook in my brock.
Not today, boys. I did up to the time I was coming home.
Not today, boys. I did up to the time I was coming home.
It's amazing. It was going to be perfect. I left at 2 o'clock, hit the channel at 2 o'clock. I took off, got right to Highway 33 Bridge. I said, I hit something. I was looking around. There wasn't no log back there. I said, I hit a big gar or something. That's what it felt like. So then I took off again. It started spinning. I said, on a hub.
It's amazing. It was going to be perfect. I left at 2 o'clock, hit the channel at 2 o'clock. I took off, got right to Highway 33 Bridge. I said, I hit something. I was looking around. There wasn't no log back there. I said, I hit a big gar or something. That's what it felt like. So then I took off again. It started spinning. I said, on a hub.
I ain't done that in a while.
I ain't done that in a while.
That's a seven mile an hour top speed. Highway 33 to the spillway. That's a long ride, buddy.
That's a seven mile an hour top speed. Highway 33 to the spillway. That's a long ride, buddy.
Those are 30 houses I ain't never noticed on the lake. Long ride, he said, boys. And stinking fish, too.
Those are 30 houses I ain't never noticed on the lake. Long ride, he said, boys. And stinking fish, too.
tiller steer you don't really get in a bind because you holding everything like everything going on right there you but you get in that console man you you won't go fast like you get a hot foot up under you i used to grab back when i was bass fishing i was younger because all them crappie fishing in the middle of the channel yeah but look there's guys now come through there they're going slow but they got the trim up just walking away and there's
tiller steer you don't really get in a bind because you holding everything like everything going on right there you but you get in that console man you you won't go fast like you get a hot foot up under you i used to grab back when i was bass fishing i was younger because all them crappie fishing in the middle of the channel yeah but look there's guys now come through there they're going slow but they got the trim up just walking away and there's
yeah older fellas out there yeah boat etiquette is a thing of the past i mean they'll knock them plum out of the boat they don't oh yeah yeah i would rather you go by me wide open five thousand yeah yeah because you ain't making much way when i'm two seconds it's over if you go in 10 miles an hour with the Trim all the way up. You just pushing a tidal wave. Yeah, you're like a bulldozer.
yeah older fellas out there yeah boat etiquette is a thing of the past i mean they'll knock them plum out of the boat they don't oh yeah yeah i would rather you go by me wide open five thousand yeah yeah because you ain't making much way when i'm two seconds it's over if you go in 10 miles an hour with the Trim all the way up. You just pushing a tidal wave. Yeah, you're like a bulldozer.
Yeah, just run. Just stay on pad. Yeah, come by me wide open on pad. Yeah, please. 60 miles an hour. I got two wakes that'll hit me real little. And it's over. It's gone. Yeah. But you come by me 10 miles an hour, trimmed all the way up, I'm going to give you a look. I ain't going to say nothing to you. And when you see that look, you know, what am I doing? That's what they're thinking.
Yeah, just run. Just stay on pad. Yeah, come by me wide open on pad. Yeah, please. 60 miles an hour. I got two wakes that'll hit me real little. And it's over. It's gone. Yeah. But you come by me 10 miles an hour, trimmed all the way up, I'm going to give you a look. I ain't going to say nothing to you. And when you see that look, you know, what am I doing? That's what they're thinking.
What's wrong? I'm going slow. Boat etiquette 101. Look behind you, and you'll see what's going on.
What's wrong? I'm going slow. Boat etiquette 101. Look behind you, and you'll see what's going on.
Yeah, they don't care. They throw a whole fart out of the boat. Still getting around crappie fishing. Yeah. Or somebody got his kid in there with him. Or somebody like me standing up stretching. Well, you fall out of the boat when there ain't no wave. Yeah, that's a good point. I do swim a lot.
Yeah, they don't care. They throw a whole fart out of the boat. Still getting around crappie fishing. Yeah. Or somebody got his kid in there with him. Or somebody like me standing up stretching. Well, you fall out of the boat when there ain't no wave. Yeah, that's a good point. I do swim a lot.
Yeah, hit the water. Hit the lake.
Yeah, hit the water. Hit the lake.
Yeah, hit the lake. You don't want to hit it right now. It's cold. No, it'd be too cold right now. It's 45 degrees.
Yeah, hit the lake. You don't want to hit it right now. It's cold. No, it'd be too cold right now. It's 45 degrees.
Unless you're standing on the back and somebody just takes off all of a sudden. I did that too. That was bad. That wasn't his fault though.
Unless you're standing on the back and somebody just takes off all of a sudden. I did that too. That was bad. That wasn't his fault though.
And I was going, hey, hey, hey, hey, Martin's back there.
And I was going, hey, hey, hey, hey, Martin's back there.
Martin said, I wouldn't mind it if y'all sped up a little bit. This water cold.
Martin said, I wouldn't mind it if y'all sped up a little bit. This water cold.
Well, in salt water.
Well, in salt water.
Yeah, now that you do it. I've been called to boat shop. Now that you do it. They're going to wait on me at 7 o'clock. I'll be on the water at 8.
Yeah, now that you do it. I've been called to boat shop. Now that you do it. They're going to wait on me at 7 o'clock. I'll be on the water at 8.
Boy, you got the bag. I'm thinking about making me a little sign to stick on my bait. Bite me. See if that helps. Yeah. Them fish are confused, man. It's cold. You got to go light little trout magnets. The fish are as confused as we are.
Boy, you got the bag. I'm thinking about making me a little sign to stick on my bait. Bite me. See if that helps. Yeah. Them fish are confused, man. It's cold. You got to go light little trout magnets. The fish are as confused as we are.
You can just about drink a soda pop by the time it gets down there to them. Well, you got to have patience. Oh, yeah. It's got to come down there, and you get it down there, and you just dance it over the top of them. He'll come up and eat it. Slam it. But, boy, it's aggravating. That's not. But it's fun because you catch them big ones.
You can just about drink a soda pop by the time it gets down there to them. Well, you got to have patience. Oh, yeah. It's got to come down there, and you get it down there, and you just dance it over the top of them. He'll come up and eat it. Slam it. But, boy, it's aggravating. That's not. But it's fun because you catch them big ones.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's going to be cold again.
It's going to be cold again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I hope it gets down to 50.
I hope it gets down to 50.
The other day I got out of bed and almost fell down because my foot hurt. You get on the water and not have enough clothes on, you won't do that again. It'd be cold out there. You'll be taking stuff off.
The other day I got out of bed and almost fell down because my foot hurt. You get on the water and not have enough clothes on, you won't do that again. It'd be cold out there. You'll be taking stuff off.
Hey, you got to be tough to be old.
Hey, you got to be tough to be old.
Nope.
Nope.
Hey, I think it'll be a hoot. Who else are you inviting? What if you done left before he gets there?
Hey, I think it'll be a hoot. Who else are you inviting? What if you done left before he gets there?
What if you done left before he gets there? Before who gets there?
What if you done left before he gets there? Before who gets there?
I don't know. Well, if they are, they're brothers.
I don't know. Well, if they are, they're brothers.
Yeah. Yeah, it is. Well, they got to balance it out or it'll roll over. Is that what it is?
Yeah. Yeah, it is. Well, they got to balance it out or it'll roll over. Is that what it is?
Hey, that sounds good to me. Too much weight on one end. Oh, God.
Hey, that sounds good to me. Too much weight on one end. Oh, God.
That would be terrible.
That would be terrible.
He said, if a man come back from the dead, they wouldn't believe it. Nope.
He said, if a man come back from the dead, they wouldn't believe it. Nope.
And he did it.
And he did it.
You wouldn't think them things get sloshed around in the water either.
You wouldn't think them things get sloshed around in the water either.
I never would have thought I'd pay for water, ever. But here we are. Yeah, here we are. That's where we're at. We all pay for water, boys. I remember drinking it out of the water hose.
I never would have thought I'd pay for water, ever. But here we are. Yeah, here we are. That's where we're at. We all pay for water, boys. I remember drinking it out of the water hose.
But you're still here. Well, what happened? What changed?
But you're still here. Well, what happened? What changed?
That's what I think.
That's what I think.
Because we've traveled everywhere. We've seen beautiful oceans and mountain ranges and waterfalls and He just spoke that into existence. But he's going back to prepare a place. Can you imagine what that's going to look like? Yeah.
Because we've traveled everywhere. We've seen beautiful oceans and mountain ranges and waterfalls and He just spoke that into existence. But he's going back to prepare a place. Can you imagine what that's going to look like? Yeah.
It's a hard shell around your brain protection.
It's a hard shell around your brain protection.
It looks like it's going to help out there. I know.
It looks like it's going to help out there. I know.
Get back up.
Get back up.
Get it on. That's something that Phil told me when he was sharing the gospel with me that it just stuck with me. He said, you ever tried to be good? That's true.
Get it on. That's something that Phil told me when he was sharing the gospel with me that it just stuck with me. He said, you ever tried to be good? That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The government is involved.
The government is involved.
There ain't no barges on Cross Lake and Tree Point. Oh, none.
There ain't no barges on Cross Lake and Tree Point. Oh, none.
Are there any on?
Are there any on?
Oh, well, you remember him. There you go.
Oh, well, you remember him. There you go.
Now, he's trying to give you tips. I know about Cross Lake.
Now, he's trying to give you tips. I know about Cross Lake.
I've been there two or three times. And want to go back.
I've been there two or three times. And want to go back.
GodwinGuides.com. I love that.
GodwinGuides.com. I love that.
St. Louis.
St. Louis.
Good, Gary.
Good, Gary.
Oh, no. It'll take you half and two, yeah.
Oh, no. It'll take you half and two, yeah.
Cane pole. Must have been a B&M.
Cane pole. Must have been a B&M.
The turtle?
The turtle?
That's a big one. Hey, you know what you call a computer that sings?
That's a big one. Hey, you know what you call a computer that sings?
I'm getting a lot of home stuff done. Like what? Whatever Miss Paula says. Oh, boy.
I'm getting a lot of home stuff done. Like what? Whatever Miss Paula says. Oh, boy.
Singing computer.
Singing computer.
Well, she ain't scared to talk. She's a little lippy. She's a little lippy, boys, he said. But anyway, yeah, and I'm fishing. I fish four days out of the six. Oh, man, I love it when a guy like Godwin returns. Man, I've been catching some good ones, too. Have you? I was surprised how quick the lake filled up. Oh, with all this rain?
Well, she ain't scared to talk. She's a little lippy. She's a little lippy, boys, he said. But anyway, yeah, and I'm fishing. I fish four days out of the six. Oh, man, I love it when a guy like Godwin returns. Man, I've been catching some good ones, too. Have you? I was surprised how quick the lake filled up. Oh, with all this rain?
Who planned that thing?
Who planned that thing?
22nd. You wasn't there either. I don't get invited anymore.
22nd. You wasn't there either. I don't get invited anymore.
You're going to have everybody over.
You're going to have everybody over.
What are you going to do with that black stone? Yeah, I had to get out of there. Hunter, you're an interesting cat. I love you. What y'all been doing?
What are you going to do with that black stone? Yeah, I had to get out of there. Hunter, you're an interesting cat. I love you. What y'all been doing?
Plus happy birthday. I saw a lot of, I was up late last night. Man, I was too. 10 o'clock.
Plus happy birthday. I saw a lot of, I was up late last night. Man, I was too. 10 o'clock.
You eat there on the way. Oh, at Country Corner. At Country Corner. They got them sandwiches. Yeah. Sausage, egg, and cheese sandwiches. Way better than a biscuit. You think?
You eat there on the way. Oh, at Country Corner. At Country Corner. They got them sandwiches. Yeah. Sausage, egg, and cheese sandwiches. Way better than a biscuit. You think?
It's white bread, but boy, they got that butter on there, and it's sopping. It's gooey. It's good. Toasted. Oh, Lord, have mercy. You betcha. Hey, you got to have something to eat. I got ham, egg, and cheese, too. That's right. Proper. A ham and cheese sandwich? Ham, egg, and cheese.
It's white bread, but boy, they got that butter on there, and it's sopping. It's gooey. It's good. Toasted. Oh, Lord, have mercy. You betcha. Hey, you got to have something to eat. I got ham, egg, and cheese, too. That's right. Proper. A ham and cheese sandwich? Ham, egg, and cheese.
They drained our bone every four years for people to work on their stuff. And that rain, of course, I don't know. I was in Arkansas at the deer camp. It was a certified downpour. about four inches, three inches. It rained hard.
They drained our bone every four years for people to work on their stuff. And that rain, of course, I don't know. I was in Arkansas at the deer camp. It was a certified downpour. about four inches, three inches. It rained hard.
Y'all want something quick and easy?
Y'all want something quick and easy?
Oh, you betcha. Yeah, sky's the limit. Toasted. Yeah, melted cheese.
Oh, you betcha. Yeah, sky's the limit. Toasted. Yeah, melted cheese.
Oh, yeah. Might put some French fries on it. Grilled ham and cheese. Tater chips. Hey, grilled ham and cheese with chips. Not French fries. Put tater chips on it. Put tater chips. That's right.
Oh, yeah. Might put some French fries on it. Grilled ham and cheese. Tater chips. Hey, grilled ham and cheese with chips. Not French fries. Put tater chips on it. Put tater chips. That's right.
Is it? Name ten chips. You can't even dip them in sour cream before they break. I don't like sour cream. Well, then you go with Fritos. That's not my problem.
Is it? Name ten chips. You can't even dip them in sour cream before they break. I don't like sour cream. Well, then you go with Fritos. That's not my problem.
Oh, yeah. I know that's weird.
Oh, yeah. I know that's weird.
Oh, either one of those.
Oh, either one of those.
Oh, he's got his computer. Where is your computer? It's in the office. I bet you're lost. You're lost. I feel a little naked.
Oh, he's got his computer. Where is your computer? It's in the office. I bet you're lost. You're lost. I feel a little naked.
Sour cream. And it'll hold.
Sour cream. And it'll hold.
Or you can get you some Philadelphia cream cheese. That's just the... Whipped can.
Or you can get you some Philadelphia cream cheese. That's just the... Whipped can.
Well, it brought it slowly, brought it up, brought it up, brought it, and then this last one, it's back where it's supposed to be. Yeah, it's probably high muddy now. Oh, you can run now. So is that what the plan is? I've heard some people running. I said, yep, you should be idling there, buddy. Yeah. So is that the plan for retirement, Godwin? I'm going to do some crappie guiding, yep.
Well, it brought it slowly, brought it up, brought it up, brought it, and then this last one, it's back where it's supposed to be. Yeah, it's probably high muddy now. Oh, you can run now. So is that what the plan is? I've heard some people running. I said, yep, you should be idling there, buddy. Yeah. So is that the plan for retirement, Godwin? I'm going to do some crappie guiding, yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But not grated cheese already grated. It's got to be, you got to grate it yourself.
But not grated cheese already grated. It's got to be, you got to grate it yourself.
No, I gave you three there.
No, I gave you three there.
That's my homemade chili night before last. I think I'm going to bail me some of that.
That's my homemade chili night before last. I think I'm going to bail me some of that.
Good, Gary.
Good, Gary.
That's what I'm going to have.
That's what I'm going to have.
Fredo.
Fredo.
But it is good. I ate a whole pint the other day. What about the duck commander sauce? I told him about that. It's fine.
But it is good. I ate a whole pint the other day. What about the duck commander sauce? I told him about that. It's fine.
Look, here's a deal. Here's something I need some help with. Okay. I need to have a little bag that's got just some little snacks in it for my customers. What would you want if we went fishing and somebody gave you a bag of snacks? What would you hope would be in it? I got you. What's that?
Look, here's a deal. Here's something I need some help with. Okay. I need to have a little bag that's got just some little snacks in it for my customers. What would you want if we went fishing and somebody gave you a bag of snacks? What would you hope would be in it? I got you. What's that?
Chocolate drink.
Chocolate drink.
It's not chocolate milk. No, chocolate drink. It's chocolate drink. It ain't no good either. You don't like Yoo-Hoo? No.
It's not chocolate milk. No, chocolate drink. It's chocolate drink. It ain't no good either. You don't like Yoo-Hoo? No.
So you're a crappie guide now. Godwinguides.com. Check it out. That's awesome. Hey, you better catch the big ones. It's pretty good, isn't it?
So you're a crappie guide now. Godwinguides.com. Check it out. That's awesome. Hey, you better catch the big ones. It's pretty good, isn't it?
And dude, barbecue. I like the barbecue.
And dude, barbecue. I like the barbecue.
That way you can drink that juice when you get through eating it.
That way you can drink that juice when you get through eating it.
Yoo-Hoo is a chocolate drink. It's barbecue sauce, but it's got that jelly in it. Well, that barbecue sauce distracts that jelly.
Yoo-Hoo is a chocolate drink. It's barbecue sauce, but it's got that jelly in it. Well, that barbecue sauce distracts that jelly.
It don't matter. It's goodness. That's what it is.
It don't matter. It's goodness. That's what it is.
Look at that. Look at that. Don't give me all of it. You got to drink some of it.
Look at that. Look at that. Don't give me all of it. You got to drink some of it.
I got to try something different. We got to try something different, boys. Yeah. Oh, I'm fixing to do some, right here at the end, I'm going to do some duck hunting. What's up? What have you been doing at the deer camp? Seeing anything, killing anything? No. Well, I mean, we've been seeing, but not what we want to kill.
I got to try something different. We got to try something different, boys. Yeah. Oh, I'm fixing to do some, right here at the end, I'm going to do some duck hunting. What's up? What have you been doing at the deer camp? Seeing anything, killing anything? No. Well, I mean, we've been seeing, but not what we want to kill.
What else that can got on it? Shake it. Good source of vitamins.
What else that can got on it? Shake it. Good source of vitamins.
I needed my vitamins today.
I needed my vitamins today.
Who? Boy. Si, you got me thinking about them Fritos and that chili and that cheese. You know who's got me thinking of?
Who? Boy. Si, you got me thinking about them Fritos and that chili and that cheese. You know who's got me thinking of?
Oh, I'm fixing to have it. I'm fixing to have it. You having a Frito pie tonight? You better believe it. I'd prefer a hot dog under my... Might want some baseball. Oh, a chili dog. Chili dog.
Oh, I'm fixing to have it. I'm fixing to have it. You having a Frito pie tonight? You better believe it. I'd prefer a hot dog under my... Might want some baseball. Oh, a chili dog. Chili dog.
All right, let's see what's happening. We're climbing, boys.
All right, let's see what's happening. We're climbing, boys.
That thing like.
That thing like.
You should still put those cans in your boat.
You should still put those cans in your boat.
I think you should go up there and start letting air out of some of them does because my freezer's getting a little bit skinny. Miss Johanna come over with a Walmart sack. She cleaned you out? Oh, I didn't know she was going to get that much. Yeah.
I think you should go up there and start letting air out of some of them does because my freezer's getting a little bit skinny. Miss Johanna come over with a Walmart sack. She cleaned you out? Oh, I didn't know she was going to get that much. Yeah.
I got some of that in there. Yeah, go ahead.
I got some of that in there. Yeah, go ahead.
I didn't know he had a flip phone. What was that guy's name?
I didn't know he had a flip phone. What was that guy's name?
I wish I'd picked that stinking bridge.
I wish I'd picked that stinking bridge.
Well, you move all over the place and you won't talk into it.
Well, you move all over the place and you won't talk into it.
Hey, I will tell you something that happened. I had some oil on my carport. Oil? Like peanut oil? No. It was, I got to looking at it, it was transmission oil. Yeah. And I said, oh. Uh-oh, bad news. I said, well, let me check my level, my transmission fluid. I went to look, and I could not find a dipstick. So I Googled, where's the dipstick on a 2020 Tundra?
Hey, I will tell you something that happened. I had some oil on my carport. Oil? Like peanut oil? No. It was, I got to looking at it, it was transmission oil. Yeah. And I said, oh. Uh-oh, bad news. I said, well, let me check my level, my transmission fluid. I went to look, and I could not find a dipstick. So I Googled, where's the dipstick on a 2020 Tundra?
It said, newer models like the one in Calhoun, Louisiana, don't have a dipstick.
It said, newer models like the one in Calhoun, Louisiana, don't have a dipstick.
That's what it said. Wait, what? It said, newer model Tundras like the ones in Calhoun, Louisiana, don't have a dipstick. Oh, so you got AI'd.
That's what it said. Wait, what? It said, newer model Tundras like the ones in Calhoun, Louisiana, don't have a dipstick. Oh, so you got AI'd.
That's a Fiat.
That's a Fiat.
Well, I looked all over, but no dipstick.
Well, I looked all over, but no dipstick.
No, this is every day here. But I ain't seen no more leak. It may be just plumb out. I don't know.
No, this is every day here. But I ain't seen no more leak. It may be just plumb out. I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know why. But I ain't seen it no more. I don't want no oil on my car concrete.
Yeah, I don't know why. But I ain't seen it no more. I don't want no oil on my car concrete.
Is that all the message?
Is that all the message?
Well, good.
Well, good.
Mine's FFS.
Mine's FFS.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, shoot it to 18, be done with it.
Okay. Yeah, shoot it to 18, be done with it.
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Oh, Bill.
Oh, Bill.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right?
Right?
Well, he ought to have one. He paid for it, you know. Yeah, I mean, he might as well fish with one.
Well, he ought to have one. He paid for it, you know. Yeah, I mean, he might as well fish with one.
Oh. You got the combos up there or just the single rod? We just ride factory, baby. Oh, man. That's $64.95.
Oh. You got the combos up there or just the single rod? We just ride factory, baby. Oh, man. That's $64.95.
I've never understood. Well, this isn't really that. I mean, I remember when I was a kid, it'd be 18 degrees for several days.
I've never understood. Well, this isn't really that. I mean, I remember when I was a kid, it'd be 18 degrees for several days.
I'm like, guys, come on.
I'm like, guys, come on.
Ain't nobody got magazines no more? I don't know.
Ain't nobody got magazines no more? I don't know.
I cooked two tomahawk steaks last night. Did you?
I cooked two tomahawk steaks last night. Did you?
Oh, I didn't even have to flip them with a deal. I just grabbed that handle and flipped it. I love it. Seared them good. No, that took me a while to cook them. Did it? They biggin'. Ain't that thick? There you go. That's a big stick. Did you gnaw that bone? I sure did. Mm-hmm. I did. Then I gave it to Roger. Paula said, he can't tote that around. I said, watch this. And I dropped it on the floor.
Oh, I didn't even have to flip them with a deal. I just grabbed that handle and flipped it. I love it. Seared them good. No, that took me a while to cook them. Did it? They biggin'. Ain't that thick? There you go. That's a big stick. Did you gnaw that bone? I sure did. Mm-hmm. I did. Then I gave it to Roger. Paula said, he can't tote that around. I said, watch this. And I dropped it on the floor.
He picked it up in the middle and went straight in the living room. Roger's his dog, by the way. I was making sure he didn't think it was a neighbor. Then we heard him go to the door, and he's... going through that dog door. He's beating his eyes off. Trying to figure out how to get in there. He went out there and Paula said, what's he doing? I said, he's going to go bury it. He's burying it.
He picked it up in the middle and went straight in the living room. Roger's his dog, by the way. I was making sure he didn't think it was a neighbor. Then we heard him go to the door, and he's... going through that dog door. He's beating his eyes off. Trying to figure out how to get in there. He went out there and Paula said, what's he doing? I said, he's going to go bury it. He's burying it.
Yeah. Burying his tomahawk. About 30 minutes later, he went outside. I heard. He come in with it. Yeah.
Yeah. Burying his tomahawk. About 30 minutes later, he went outside. I heard. He come in with it. Yeah.
I need a little more. Yeah.
I need a little more. Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
So you just walked in and said, this is it. All right, here's your last bag. I'm a movie star now.
So you just walked in and said, this is it. All right, here's your last bag. I'm a movie star now.
I'm playing with his 25-year-old head. Pretty awesome. Really? Working here. Do you miss me yet? Yeah, I miss y'all.
I'm playing with his 25-year-old head. Pretty awesome. Really? Working here. Do you miss me yet? Yeah, I miss y'all.
I worked here longer than you. Well, he did 24 and a half in the military. I was the oldest. I've been here longer than Becky.
I worked here longer than you. Well, he did 24 and a half in the military. I was the oldest. I've been here longer than Becky.
Yeah, that ain't me. I just, you know, 25 years, that's enough. That's enough.
Yeah, that ain't me. I just, you know, 25 years, that's enough. That's enough.
Oh, you pay me by the hour? Yeah. Now you retired. And Trump ain't going to do no tax for overtime, so. Yeah.
Oh, you pay me by the hour? Yeah. Now you retired. And Trump ain't going to do no tax for overtime, so. Yeah.
I'm an entrepreneur, right? You're a man of opportunity, ain't you, Darwin?
I'm an entrepreneur, right? You're a man of opportunity, ain't you, Darwin?
Hey, you could be the local expert. You got to hook him just right, though. We don't hook them.
Hey, you could be the local expert. You got to hook him just right, though. We don't hook them.
If the box is open.
If the box is open.
And you know you got to have a captain's license to fish, to guide on the Ouachita River. Cross lake in three poles. Are you a captain? Oh, are you Captain John Goblin? That'd be tight. I'm going to be.
And you know you got to have a captain's license to fish, to guide on the Ouachita River. Cross lake in three poles. Are you a captain? Oh, are you Captain John Goblin? That'd be tight. I'm going to be.
You're going to get one of them hats. He's darn tootin'. Hunter, I'm going to need you to change. With the plastic bill and the three points on the front. Yes.
You're going to get one of them hats. He's darn tootin'. Hunter, I'm going to need you to change. With the plastic bill and the three points on the front. Yes.
Yeah, I ain't had it yet.
Yeah, I ain't had it yet.
What do you got to do to get it? You got to take a test. Give them $500.
What do you got to do to get it? You got to take a test. Give them $500.
This is what don't make any sense. So you got to have a captain's license on places where barges are, I guess. Because we ain't near the ocean. And so the Ouachita River, they put it on there, but they're not fixing the locks because of lack of barge traffic. So why they got to have a captain's license for the Ouachita River?
This is what don't make any sense. So you got to have a captain's license on places where barges are, I guess. Because we ain't near the ocean. And so the Ouachita River, they put it on there, but they're not fixing the locks because of lack of barge traffic. So why they got to have a captain's license for the Ouachita River?
Yeah, that's cool, man.
Yeah, that's cool, man.
John, when you said that, you could have heard me laughing in the back because I just busted out loud laughing. And you said, if anybody else, I'll wait until y'all get up here. Yeah.
John, when you said that, you could have heard me laughing in the back because I just busted out loud laughing. And you said, if anybody else, I'll wait until y'all get up here. Yeah.
it was awesome i guess it's just me and you you ain't been you ain't been neither we've been but stay strong but we were me and sy were speaking that's what i'm saying it's generally the entertainment at those things i mean yeah it's so different yeah it's just it's not the same thing it's it's good but it's a secret so we can't tell you yeah i tell you everything i ran two of them yeah
it was awesome i guess it's just me and you you ain't been you ain't been neither we've been but stay strong but we were me and sy were speaking that's what i'm saying it's generally the entertainment at those things i mean yeah it's so different yeah it's just it's not the same thing it's it's good but it's a secret so we can't tell you yeah i tell you everything i ran two of them yeah
Yeah, all I need is some time to go.
Yeah, all I need is some time to go.
There you go. I think he would do it. We would have to do it a special way because there's a lot of things he probably couldn't do. No.
There you go. I think he would do it. We would have to do it a special way because there's a lot of things he probably couldn't do. No.
They'd get him there.
They'd get him there.
Let's talk about that later. Let's make it work.
Let's talk about that later. Let's make it work.
I don't think so. Give me a rifle. Because the human factor is, like Mark said, when you see arms being torn off people, your motivation starts to deplete. Yeah. Then you start playing survivor.
I don't think so. Give me a rifle. Because the human factor is, like Mark said, when you see arms being torn off people, your motivation starts to deplete. Yeah. Then you start playing survivor.
You don't think so?
You don't think so?
But just off the street, 100 guys? Nope. Yeah, no.
But just off the street, 100 guys? Nope. Yeah, no.
I'm not either. Chief strategist.
I'm not either. Chief strategist.
That's what I'm going to be doing. Now, look, you two guys, y'all get started first, okay?
That's what I'm going to be doing. Now, look, you two guys, y'all get started first, okay?
This is, you are not getting out unless the gorilla is dead. Well, then you're going to die trying. A hundred men, no. Ten crackheads. Wow. Oh, Lord have mercy.
This is, you are not getting out unless the gorilla is dead. Well, then you're going to die trying. A hundred men, no. Ten crackheads. Wow. Oh, Lord have mercy.
Yeah, and I think Nick Saban knew it was coming.
Yeah, and I think Nick Saban knew it was coming.
Yeah. Well, you have good people around you, so they wouldn't have let you go on broke.
Yeah. Well, you have good people around you, so they wouldn't have let you go on broke.
I guarantee you.
I guarantee you.
John, have you had a lot of customers?
John, have you had a lot of customers?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have to get on the list.
You have to get on the list.
You gotta be comfortable.
You gotta be comfortable.
Yeah, I've changed, right?
Yeah, I've changed, right?
He's gained some weight since then, I mean. Oh, man, this is so good.
He's gained some weight since then, I mean. Oh, man, this is so good.
He's a singer.
He's a singer.
No, he's not witty. Not witty at all.
No, he's not witty. Not witty at all.
Damn wit.
Damn wit.
There you go.
There you go.
Hey, I'm going to say it.
Hey, I'm going to say it.
Summer Knight.
Summer Knight.
That is awesome. That's pretty cool. That is awesome. Summer night.
That is awesome. That's pretty cool. That is awesome. Summer night.
Summer is her name. We call her Tally. Yeah.
Summer is her name. We call her Tally. Yeah.
Summer, she's probably available. Go for it. Probably available?
Summer, she's probably available. Go for it. Probably available?
People don't work.
People don't work.
I mean, what's next? Shaky head? Like, I don't even know. Me and Sal's got a buddy, Rooster McConaughey. He named his son Miller Light. Miller Light McConaughey? Yep.
I mean, what's next? Shaky head? Like, I don't even know. Me and Sal's got a buddy, Rooster McConaughey. He named his son Miller Light. Miller Light McConaughey? Yep.
He's shaking his head no. I don't know what I'm talking about.
He's shaking his head no. I don't know what I'm talking about.
Is it a boy or a girl? It's a she, right? Yeah, I think it's a girl.
Is it a boy or a girl? It's a she, right? Yeah, I think it's a girl.
Can you imagine having your name called in class?
Can you imagine having your name called in class?
Yeah, it was probably Summer Smith. Yeah. Or Jones. Or Jones. And now it's Summer Knight. Smith and Jones. Is there a Talladega Bible verse?
Yeah, it was probably Summer Smith. Yeah. Or Jones. Or Jones. And now it's Summer Knight. Smith and Jones. Is there a Talladega Bible verse?
Well, I'm excited for this weekend because I'm actually going with Si on a fishing trip. Now, that's fun. That's fun. Yes, that is a good time. As long as you don't mind being the deckhand. I don't mind. Trust me, I am the gopher and the servant. That's it. I'm going to carry everything. Whatever he needs me to do, I always do. Three times. Take his fish off. All the things. All the things.
Well, I'm excited for this weekend because I'm actually going with Si on a fishing trip. Now, that's fun. That's fun. Yes, that is a good time. As long as you don't mind being the deckhand. I don't mind. Trust me, I am the gopher and the servant. That's it. I'm going to carry everything. Whatever he needs me to do, I always do. Three times. Take his fish off. All the things. All the things.
But this is the 10th year that Si has been kind of the face behind the
But this is the 10th year that Si has been kind of the face behind the
the skeet shoot trap shoot for homes of hope yeah i mean 10 years that's that's he's been doing that 10 years now 10 years and so he's a big part of those kids lives and that's awesome he does some incredible things i'm glad to be a part of it oh he does which another reason he needs a day off he needs to rest he does before all that because the thing about these appearances when you get there you're in character the whole time you're there which you don't understand that's exhausting yeah like i mean it just you get no you get no downtime
the skeet shoot trap shoot for homes of hope yeah i mean 10 years that's that's he's been doing that 10 years now 10 years and so he's a big part of those kids lives and that's awesome he does some incredible things i'm glad to be a part of it oh he does which another reason he needs a day off he needs to rest he does before all that because the thing about these appearances when you get there you're in character the whole time you're there which you don't understand that's exhausting yeah like i mean it just you get no you get no downtime
I've never seen anybody like Cy when it comes to just leaving. Yeah. We were at the party. I didn't tell you all this. The other day when we had Cy's birthday party and he got up and was karaoke-ing, the first thing he said when I said, do you want to get up and sing with Avery Michaels? He said, ha, no, no, I'm good.
I've never seen anybody like Cy when it comes to just leaving. Yeah. We were at the party. I didn't tell you all this. The other day when we had Cy's birthday party and he got up and was karaoke-ing, the first thing he said when I said, do you want to get up and sing with Avery Michaels? He said, ha, no, no, I'm good.
That made me, I knew then he wanted to sing, so I pulled the chair right up and he goes right behind me and sits down. He starts singing and says, somebody bring me my oxygen.
That made me, I knew then he wanted to sing, so I pulled the chair right up and he goes right behind me and sits down. He starts singing and says, somebody bring me my oxygen.
somebody bring my oxygen and he stayed there and sang the whole time oh that's funny but that's yeah no he'll sigh leave on you now you just you look up and he gone he is gone he left his own birthday party like that he left his own birthday party i said because they were having a poker tournament afterward and he wanted to play in it well he got up and he said all right boys that's that's all he said he's walking out the door and i run and get him i said sigh
somebody bring my oxygen and he stayed there and sang the whole time oh that's funny but that's yeah no he'll sigh leave on you now you just you look up and he gone he is gone he left his own birthday party like that he left his own birthday party i said because they were having a poker tournament afterward and he wanted to play in it well he got up and he said all right boys that's that's all he said he's walking out the door and i run and get him i said sigh
He is. Cut him.
He is. Cut him.
I said, hold on. We want to take some pictures and, you know, we still got to blow out the birthday cake. Well, let's get this show on the road. Let's go. Let's go. I said, you can't even go into the building we're talking about because the guy that owns it is in there eating crawfish.
I said, hold on. We want to take some pictures and, you know, we still got to blow out the birthday cake. Well, let's get this show on the road. Let's go. Let's go. I said, you can't even go into the building we're talking about because the guy that owns it is in there eating crawfish.
it's fun anyway mountain man he showed up with a lady who's this lady on his arm so that lady i'll send you a picture johnny d so that's when i when i'm when i met her uh he's a good deflection by the way this is my girlfriend i said okay see you might recognize her she used to date turtle man Oh, no.
it's fun anyway mountain man he showed up with a lady who's this lady on his arm so that lady i'll send you a picture johnny d so that's when i when i'm when i met her uh he's a good deflection by the way this is my girlfriend i said okay see you might recognize her she used to date turtle man Oh, no.
No, Turtle Man was his own thing. Yeah. So I said, okay, all right. But, I mean, hey, they get along great. So she just. She hadn't liver punched him yet? She may have. I know this. Nobody can out-eat Mountain Man as far as eating crawfish.
No, Turtle Man was his own thing. Yeah. So I said, okay, all right. But, I mean, hey, they get along great. So she just. She hadn't liver punched him yet? She may have. I know this. Nobody can out-eat Mountain Man as far as eating crawfish.
What was he doing in town? No. He came for Si's birthday. He just came for that? Yeah, they came for Si's birthday. I love Mountain Dog.
What was he doing in town? No. He came for Si's birthday. He just came for that? Yeah, they came for Si's birthday. I love Mountain Dog.
He seems to be doing good. He's starting a new podcast.
He seems to be doing good. He's starting a new podcast.
And old Jace came by for a little while. Did he? Yeah. Good. I was glad to see him. He show up for the poker tournament? No, he didn't show up for the poker tournament. But old Stone came, Anna and Stone.
And old Jace came by for a little while. Did he? Yeah. Good. I was glad to see him. He show up for the poker tournament? No, he didn't show up for the poker tournament. But old Stone came, Anna and Stone.
He should make it.
He should make it.
Man, that's great, John.
Man, that's great, John.
Hey, that's where the ducks are where I was at. Where at? Brothersville. Missouri? Right north of it.
Hey, that's where the ducks are where I was at. Where at? Brothersville. Missouri? Right north of it.
Oh, that's where they all were. They were smashing.
Oh, that's where they all were. They were smashing.
There you go, Goblin. Thank you so much. There's about 50 in that school. About 50, boys. I caught two of them out of it, and then them suckers. They disappear on you? No. Oh. Put it down. I run up forward facing...
There you go, Goblin. Thank you so much. There's about 50 in that school. About 50, boys. I caught two of them out of it, and then them suckers. They disappear on you? No. Oh. Put it down. I run up forward facing...
I want to go to that store. They never got there.
I want to go to that store. They never got there.
I did one Saturday night.
I did one Saturday night.
I talked about the Godwin crappie catch.
I talked about the Godwin crappie catch.
Tell him it's a wakey worm.
Tell him it's a wakey worm.
Oh. They finally made it. Jacks wouldn't come in. Really? Well, when you can't slick a jack, it's double time. That's right.
Oh. They finally made it. Jacks wouldn't come in. Really? Well, when you can't slick a jack, it's double time. That's right.
Oh, yeah. He good eating?
Oh, yeah. He good eating?
Long nose and long legs. Mm-hmm.
Long nose and long legs. Mm-hmm.
sonar out there about 250 cap up with him oh man boy i got fan oh you did you got got oh that's a guy he jobbed a hole in me yeah he got he thinks he he thinks he got the last laugh but i'm gonna job a bigger hole in him yeah
sonar out there about 250 cap up with him oh man boy i got fan oh you did you got got oh that's a guy he jobbed a hole in me yeah he got he thinks he he thinks he got the last laugh but i'm gonna job a bigger hole in him yeah
I should have went up there and went in them coves. I bet you they on them 14-foot flats, too. That's where they at. Oh. I was chasing them too deep. Oh, you was out there having fun, though. Yeah.
I should have went up there and went in them coves. I bet you they on them 14-foot flats, too. That's where they at. Oh. I was chasing them too deep. Oh, you was out there having fun, though. Yeah.
That's what I was doing.
That's what I was doing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sure did. I need to take me a bass rig. I know a guy with some freeloaders. Yeah, that's what I need.
Sure did. I need to take me a bass rig. I know a guy with some freeloaders. Yeah, that's what I need.
They're mooch, man, and that's what I want.
They're mooch, man, and that's what I want.
I will.
I will.
You're going to have to chop up them two big ones. What do you mean? That's a big fillet.
You're going to have to chop up them two big ones. What do you mean? That's a big fillet.
Hey, old Driscoll makes a smoked crappie dip. It is good.
Hey, old Driscoll makes a smoked crappie dip. It is good.
Yeah. What is it? He made a big old container of it and brought it up there.
Yeah. What is it? He made a big old container of it and brought it up there.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
I'll find it later.
I'll find it later.
You want me to find it? No, no, no, no, no.
You want me to find it? No, no, no, no, no.
You put plenty of hot spices on that sucker.
You put plenty of hot spices on that sucker.
Huh.
Huh.
One day when I ain't doing nothing, I got to go to Baton Rouge.
One day when I ain't doing nothing, I got to go to Baton Rouge.
Me?
Me?
Oh, he's got a bunch of bottles. Like five. Yeah. Well, I usually do, but somebody hooked up one to the other fryer.
Oh, he's got a bunch of bottles. Like five. Yeah. Well, I usually do, but somebody hooked up one to the other fryer.
Yeah, the little old just burner. Yeah.
Yeah, the little old just burner. Yeah.
Johanna, they stayed at the house one time when we went to the camp, and they went to cooking on that. I don't know what she cooked. I might have to ask her.
Johanna, they stayed at the house one time when we went to the camp, and they went to cooking on that. I don't know what she cooked. I might have to ask her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Keep the back tire off the ground.
Keep the back tire off the ground.
On top of it. When I raced. You learn something new every day, Johnny D. I just now don't have enough milk crates. You come up there and stick it on a motor. Y'all sell Cokes, huh?
On top of it. When I raced. You learn something new every day, Johnny D. I just now don't have enough milk crates. You come up there and stick it on a motor. Y'all sell Cokes, huh?
Let me taste that. Crappy. Chocolate.
Let me taste that. Crappy. Chocolate.
Well, if you got some super glue, that's pretty. It's a big flap.
Well, if you got some super glue, that's pretty. It's a big flap.
No, I'm still taking it. I had 1,889 people ask me how you was at that show. How, Si? I said, well, he's about gone. So we tried to kill him.
No, I'm still taking it. I had 1,889 people ask me how you was at that show. How, Si? I said, well, he's about gone. So we tried to kill him.
What's his name? You remember his name?
What's his name? You remember his name?
instant cold pack i was like why gorilla go to it boys uh i'm looking you want some of this neosporin to dump on it yeah let's put it inside there well i won't this super glue won't stick in with it i don't know but what are we doing
instant cold pack i was like why gorilla go to it boys uh i'm looking you want some of this neosporin to dump on it yeah let's put it inside there well i won't this super glue won't stick in with it i don't know but what are we doing
That's all? I don't know. I had to get a first aid kit.
That's all? I don't know. I had to get a first aid kit.
Yeah, tell her, hang on, I'll get some glue. Yeah. I got some fletching glue at home in the shop.
Yeah, tell her, hang on, I'll get some glue. Yeah. I got some fletching glue at home in the shop.
I ain't going over.
I ain't going over.
Hey, can you make some?
Hey, can you make some?
If you get still in that recliner too long.
If you get still in that recliner too long.
She'll find. I got to go put it in the shop.
She'll find. I got to go put it in the shop.
It's awesome. You know, I don't do nothing. And I don't start that till noon. You know, once I smelled it.
It's awesome. You know, I don't do nothing. And I don't start that till noon. You know, once I smelled it.
Yesterday was youth day up there in Missouri. They kill them? Yeah. That's where all the tail's at. Oh, yeah.
Yesterday was youth day up there in Missouri. They kill them? Yeah. That's where all the tail's at. Oh, yeah.
You think it's just solid? No, that's what happened.
You think it's just solid? No, that's what happened.
Like he lives there?
Like he lives there?
Oh, that was the bad one. That was the bad one.
Oh, that was the bad one. That was the bad one.
68, 69.
68, 69.
Really?
Really?
So what do they do? Put it on their leg? Head stuff. Head stuff.
So what do they do? Put it on their leg? Head stuff. Head stuff.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, there you go.
I think one of them mechanics do it to one of them motocross races. Can anybody buy the line? Goblin, I think you got some coffee. Did you build me some coffee?
I think one of them mechanics do it to one of them motocross races. Can anybody buy the line? Goblin, I think you got some coffee. Did you build me some coffee?
Hey, go get it right in here while I'll do it at the same time.
Hey, go get it right in here while I'll do it at the same time.
Yeah. I've seen that where one of them mechanics, I was watching a Supercross race. I forget who it was. That mechanic stuck that up there. Yeah. They dropped the gate. Phew. I don't know, I guess it, I don't know what it, maybe it opens up your sinuses.
Yeah. I've seen that where one of them mechanics, I was watching a Supercross race. I forget who it was. That mechanic stuck that up there. Yeah. They dropped the gate. Phew. I don't know, I guess it, I don't know what it, maybe it opens up your sinuses.
Is it sauce or salt?
Is it sauce or salt?
I think it's salt. Isn't it? S-A-L-T.
I think it's salt. Isn't it? S-A-L-T.
There you go. Now they're getting tech.
There you go. Now they're getting tech.
$12.99.
$12.99.
The next thing you know, you're pulling into the camp, wondering how you got there.
The next thing you know, you're pulling into the camp, wondering how you got there.
I don't remember. I took that turn. I turned right and bashed her. Yeah, and that's it. What happened then?
I don't remember. I took that turn. I turned right and bashed her. Yeah, and that's it. What happened then?
That's better than good, and you still just gave them one star? That smelling salt went good on my steak. 318-215-6559.
That's better than good, and you still just gave them one star? That smelling salt went good on my steak. 318-215-6559.
A werewolf. A werewolf. A werewolf. A werewolf cat.
A werewolf. A werewolf. A werewolf. A werewolf cat.
A wolf and a cat? That's just a regular cat. Wow. What's he look like? Put him up there where we can see.
A wolf and a cat? That's just a regular cat. Wow. What's he look like? Put him up there where we can see.
With her? Yeah. That other on the left ain't got no hair.
With her? Yeah. That other on the left ain't got no hair.
Their ears won't stand up, they flop down.
Their ears won't stand up, they flop down.
Flemish rabbit.
Flemish rabbit.
Good grief.
Good grief.
Suffering succotash.
Suffering succotash.
That's a big rabbit.
That's a big rabbit.
We've talked about it. Vacuum cleaner, man.
We've talked about it. Vacuum cleaner, man.
The vacuum cleaner salesman to your mama? Was he selling rainbows?
The vacuum cleaner salesman to your mama? Was he selling rainbows?
No, Justin.
No, Justin.
He was gone. He'd have never.
He was gone. He'd have never.
Don't come by there.
Don't come by there.
After about the third time he'd come done that, the number six shot at his feet before he'd come up at port. You got power in retirement. Well, you don't shoot him. He said it is.
After about the third time he'd come done that, the number six shot at his feet before he'd come up at port. You got power in retirement. Well, you don't shoot him. He said it is.
No question. Her name was what? Star. Star?
No question. Her name was what? Star. Star?
Bye. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Then the tires even turned left.
Then the tires even turned left.
Huh?
Huh?
All right, but hey. I called them out there by the. That's how you know they fresh. I love it. I could see the spillway, but I wasn't at the spillway. He could see it, but he wasn't at it. Yeah, there you go. They're out in the middle. They're starting ahead. The water temperature is 50 degrees, so they're fixing to start heading towards them pockets.
All right, but hey. I called them out there by the. That's how you know they fresh. I love it. I could see the spillway, but I wasn't at the spillway. He could see it, but he wasn't at it. Yeah, there you go. They're out in the middle. They're starting ahead. The water temperature is 50 degrees, so they're fixing to start heading towards them pockets.
Why? Inspectors.
Why? Inspectors.
Inspectors and such. They need to be shot. On site.
Inspectors and such. They need to be shot. On site.
He got you.
He got you.
All the skin.
All the skin.
That goes all the way down there to that bone.
That goes all the way down there to that bone.
Is this the good one?
Is this the good one?
What? Don't go to the deck of my boat. You got blood everywhere? Yeah. Oh, good. He was running blood. He got me.
What? Don't go to the deck of my boat. You got blood everywhere? Yeah. Oh, good. He was running blood. He got me.
That old boy can run.
That old boy can run.
I may have me a pizza party that night. I'm going to be in Ohio. No, I'll be flying. I'm going to have me a pizza party. By the time it starts, I might be home by the time. 5 o'clock or something.
I may have me a pizza party that night. I'm going to be in Ohio. No, I'll be flying. I'm going to have me a pizza party. By the time it starts, I might be home by the time. 5 o'clock or something.
$49.98.
$49.98.
Can't tell them, buddy. That's enough. Just throw it up the grease.
Can't tell them, buddy. That's enough. Just throw it up the grease.
That flat top.
That flat top.
Huh.
Huh.
I was driving home from Carruthersville.
I was driving home from Carruthersville.
That other store. Oh. Grizzly Cheek. I'd seen three honey hole hats in there. In there? I said, man, where'd you get that hat? He said, man, I love the honey hole.
That other store. Oh. Grizzly Cheek. I'd seen three honey hole hats in there. In there? I said, man, where'd you get that hat? He said, man, I love the honey hole.
Remember that night when we were in Wisconsin? Huh? When we was up there. Oh, yeah. Where the dog food people? Mm-hmm.
Remember that night when we were in Wisconsin? Huh? When we was up there. Oh, yeah. Where the dog food people? Mm-hmm.
Why?
Why?
I know people say, don't you get tired of taking pictures? I say, whoops, 12-hour graveyards. I did that for 21 years.
I know people say, don't you get tired of taking pictures? I say, whoops, 12-hour graveyards. I did that for 21 years.
This is way better. Yeah. Building duck calls.
This is way better. Yeah. Building duck calls.
That's right.
That's right.
Man.
Man.
Well, you're probably in duck hunting anyway, so you're used to it.
Well, you're probably in duck hunting anyway, so you're used to it.
Yeah. Yeah, it is. Well, they got to balance it out or it'll roll over. Is that what it is?
Hey, that sounds good to me. Too much weight on one end. Oh, God.
That would be terrible.
He said, if a man come back from the dead, they wouldn't believe it. Nope.
And he did it.
You wouldn't think them things get sloshed around in the water either.
I never would have thought I'd pay for water, ever. But here we are. Yeah, here we are. That's where we're at. We all pay for water, boys. I remember drinking it out of the water hose.
But you're still here. Well, what happened? What changed?
That's what I think.
Because we've traveled everywhere. We've seen beautiful oceans and mountain ranges and waterfalls and He just spoke that into existence. But he's going back to prepare a place. Can you imagine what that's going to look like? Yeah.
It's a hard shell around your brain protection.
It looks like it's going to help out there. I know.
Get back up.
Get it on. That's something that Phil told me when he was sharing the gospel with me that it just stuck with me. He said, you ever tried to be good? That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's cool, man.
John, when you said that, you could have heard me laughing in the back because I just busted out loud laughing. And you said, if anybody else, I'll wait until y'all get up here. Yeah.
it was awesome i guess it's just me and you you ain't been you ain't been neither we've been but stay strong but we were me and sy were speaking that's what i'm saying it's generally the entertainment at those things i mean yeah it's so different yeah it's just it's not the same thing it's it's good but it's a secret so we can't tell you yeah i tell you everything i ran two of them yeah
Yeah, all I need is some time to go.
There you go. I think he would do it. We would have to do it a special way because there's a lot of things he probably couldn't do. No.
They'd get him there.
Let's talk about that later. Let's make it work.
I don't think so. Give me a rifle. Because the human factor is, like Mark said, when you see arms being torn off people, your motivation starts to deplete. Yeah. Then you start playing survivor.
You don't think so?
But just off the street, 100 guys? Nope. Yeah, no.
I'm not either. Chief strategist.
That's what I'm going to be doing. Now, look, you two guys, y'all get started first, okay?
This is, you are not getting out unless the gorilla is dead. Well, then you're going to die trying. A hundred men, no. Ten crackheads. Wow. Oh, Lord have mercy.
Yeah, and I think Nick Saban knew it was coming.
Yeah. Well, you have good people around you, so they wouldn't have let you go on broke.
I guarantee you.
John, have you had a lot of customers?
Yeah.
You have to get on the list.
You gotta be comfortable.
Yeah, I've changed, right?
He's gained some weight since then, I mean. Oh, man, this is so good.
He's a singer.
No, he's not witty. Not witty at all.
Damn wit.
There you go.
Hey, I'm going to say it.
Summer Knight.
That is awesome. That's pretty cool. That is awesome. Summer night.
Summer is her name. We call her Tally. Yeah.
Summer, she's probably available. Go for it. Probably available?
People don't work.
I mean, what's next? Shaky head? Like, I don't even know. Me and Sal's got a buddy, Rooster McConaughey. He named his son Miller Light. Miller Light McConaughey? Yep.
He's shaking his head no. I don't know what I'm talking about.
Is it a boy or a girl? It's a she, right? Yeah, I think it's a girl.
Can you imagine having your name called in class?
Yeah, it was probably Summer Smith. Yeah. Or Jones. Or Jones. And now it's Summer Knight. Smith and Jones. Is there a Talladega Bible verse?
Well, I'm excited for this weekend because I'm actually going with Si on a fishing trip. Now, that's fun. That's fun. Yes, that is a good time. As long as you don't mind being the deckhand. I don't mind. Trust me, I am the gopher and the servant. That's it. I'm going to carry everything. Whatever he needs me to do, I always do. Three times. Take his fish off. All the things. All the things.
But this is the 10th year that Si has been kind of the face behind the
the skeet shoot trap shoot for homes of hope yeah i mean 10 years that's that's he's been doing that 10 years now 10 years and so he's a big part of those kids lives and that's awesome he does some incredible things i'm glad to be a part of it oh he does which another reason he needs a day off he needs to rest he does before all that because the thing about these appearances when you get there you're in character the whole time you're there which you don't understand that's exhausting yeah like i mean it just you get no you get no downtime
I've never seen anybody like Cy when it comes to just leaving. Yeah. We were at the party. I didn't tell you all this. The other day when we had Cy's birthday party and he got up and was karaoke-ing, the first thing he said when I said, do you want to get up and sing with Avery Michaels? He said, ha, no, no, I'm good.
That made me, I knew then he wanted to sing, so I pulled the chair right up and he goes right behind me and sits down. He starts singing and says, somebody bring me my oxygen.
somebody bring my oxygen and he stayed there and sang the whole time oh that's funny but that's yeah no he'll sigh leave on you now you just you look up and he gone he is gone he left his own birthday party like that he left his own birthday party i said because they were having a poker tournament afterward and he wanted to play in it well he got up and he said all right boys that's that's all he said he's walking out the door and i run and get him i said sigh
He is. Cut him.
I said, hold on. We want to take some pictures and, you know, we still got to blow out the birthday cake. Well, let's get this show on the road. Let's go. Let's go. I said, you can't even go into the building we're talking about because the guy that owns it is in there eating crawfish.
it's fun anyway mountain man he showed up with a lady who's this lady on his arm so that lady i'll send you a picture johnny d so that's when i when i'm when i met her uh he's a good deflection by the way this is my girlfriend i said okay see you might recognize her she used to date turtle man Oh, no.
No, Turtle Man was his own thing. Yeah. So I said, okay, all right. But, I mean, hey, they get along great. So she just. She hadn't liver punched him yet? She may have. I know this. Nobody can out-eat Mountain Man as far as eating crawfish.
What was he doing in town? No. He came for Si's birthday. He just came for that? Yeah, they came for Si's birthday. I love Mountain Dog.
He seems to be doing good. He's starting a new podcast.
And old Jace came by for a little while. Did he? Yeah. Good. I was glad to see him. He show up for the poker tournament? No, he didn't show up for the poker tournament. But old Stone came, Anna and Stone.
He should make it.
Man, that's great, John.
Weird water, weird water. Weird weather.
Sharks.
Uh-uh. You don't get in the Amazon.
Whatever you got, you got. That sounds like a make a wish trip. That sounds like a good time.
Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
I ate a family meal from Wingstop last night and I just got ranch instead of blue cheese. I legitimately ate a whole family meal.
I'm with you.
Thousand Island is like ketchup and ranch mixed together, isn't it?
It's sweet.
Lawrence River. Photostatic memory everywhere.
I would eat cocktail sauce every day. I'm with you on that.
Yeah, but you got to make it yourself.
Wasabi? Wasabi. Because the cocktail sauce in a jar doesn't clean out your sinus. That's actually what I need right now. I need one shrimp and my mom's cocktail sauce, and I won't sneeze again for three days.
Oh, your brain.
It's like four parts horseradish, one part ketchup, and a dash of Worcestershire and lemon. That's all you need.
I would eat a spoonful of horseradish right now just to open up my sinus. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was in on that.
We got to make it yourselves, the problem.
Oh, no, you got that.
The jar stuff is okay, but you have to add like a whole jar of horseradish to it. Yeah, you do. Yeah, that's too... Hunter's worried about our sauce.
It's prepared horseradish.
If you go over to Captain Avery's, you can get the extra hot horseradish.
There's more of it, but I think it's a little hotter, but the prepared stuff at the Brookshire's or the Super 1, it's cold. You ain't just buying it off the shelf. It's refrigerated.
Are you talking about the white one? It's from Germany or something.
That's a good one. You know, here at the... Engelhofer.
This one? That's it.
Hey, hold on. Do you remember when you... How many times did you go to Six Flags as a kid? Probably twice. That's it?
You know you're from a certain type of person when somebody says, you know that horseradish, it's a funny name, and I knew exactly what Godwin was talking about. Oh, no, that's like their Brockwurst. Excellent. Excellent. Red and white. Both. Bratwurst.
That's the one I use a lot. Yep. Bratwurst?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I just realized that, and I don't even...
This is my mom's account. Hi, Janice. Oh, this is my mom's Walmart account. Everybody now is judging me hard.
We used to share a Walmart account because we live right beside each other. Why have two accounts shipped to the same place? There you go.
The Sausage King is a character from Ferris Bueller's Day Off named Abe Foreman. The best. The best. The best sausage. Is German. Really? Hold on. As a man who spent a week in Germany one time, I went and bought, it was the weirdest thing ever. So I'll ask for you to back me up on this. I bought a big old sausage, a big old pretzel, and then they had this special mustard.
And the mustard came in a toothpaste package. Oh, yeah. And it was amazing.
Well, they're mustard in toothpaste packages.
Oh, they do.
Yeah, it was literally in a toothpaste tube. And to get the rest of it, you had to roll it like a toothpaste.
I've only been electrocuted one time and I said, I ain't never doing that again. Every kid that was in computer class was mad at me because they had to start over on all their work because it got deleted. Yeah, and my teacher said, I thought you were the student that was going to be dead. That's right. Like the first one to die in the classroom on me. And I was like, well, I didn't.
Oh, no, no. That's great stuff, Farrell. I get my coffee. I mean, good. Look, this is how you know it's good. It's going to take a month to get to me from Amazon.
Hey, but it'll be worth it. $10 for two ounces. 558 ratings. Oh, look how terrible that looks. Yeah, that's it. Some of the reviews, it was the food they were putting it on that looked terrible.
It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
They can't stop. They won't stop.
$49.98.
Canadian Kings.
I got it, gang.
Okay. This one's not as hot, but it will be here on Sunday. We'll order some.
But I shook up. I was pale. You don't mess with it no more, do you? I don't even have wall sockets in my home. Covered them all up.
I'm bringing the mustard. Order some hot Jimmy Dean sausage. We'll cook them up and have breakfast. I got toothpaste mustard from Germany on the way. There you go. I mean, do you know there's people that complain about the world right now? We just sat here and said, remember toothpaste mustard from Germany? Yeah. Okay, it'll be here Sunday. That fast.
It was raw hamburger meat.
No, you can't do that.
Yeah, I couldn't help it.
Germany's a weird place.
Red and white Bratwurst. I don't know what that is.
I can buy you this very weird t-shirt that's red and white. Hey, we can be Red Waldo. I ain't worried about your t-shirt.
That was the dinner every time. I was there a week, and I just kept that toothpaste and mustard in my back pocket the whole time, just in case.
So you get, hey. Was it Frank's? Here's the key. It was Frank's mustard? Well, it was.
Yeah, the kids would be telling a story. Dad wouldn't be there. I was only 15 when I did it. It was dumb.
It was both good. I just ordered one of everything that the man was selling, sir.
They might have been.
Hard to say. There was a language barrier. I was just pointing at things I wanted.
Foreign grocery stores trip me out, though.
It's like worth going. That's if I ever went back to Europe in any way, I would be most excited about the grocery store.
They got weird. It's like they put their mustard in toothpaste tubes. That's crazy.
And so you buy it. You're like, this is really good. But why was it in a toothpaste tube?
Saigon market in Monroe.
Oh, no, no. Noodles. Noodles. That stuff at Walmart that's like a quarter, that ain't the real ramen.
You would think it would have made me be able to sit still, but that actually is why all the people that say John David can't sit still and moves too much, that's actually why I'm nervous I'm going to get shocked.
Hunter, is this what you speak of? See, they make, I have to say this.
That's in Monroe? We got to go.
Yellow mango box?
I want to go to the Spanish one, but I don't know. I feel like I wouldn't fit in.
i mean oh yeah yeah all the way all the way through chase it with ice cream gang yeah i've never hurry up ice cream yeah come on ice cream come on get there buddy i have never been inside the azteca supermercado over there by the honey hole but i've always wanted to yeah and now i've googled them and now i must go
I'm ready. I've got a full battery.
Not that you're one for frivolous spending, but... There's authentic Mexican pinatas just for sale.
I ain't never heard of it. Hold on, but Azteca Super Mercado has some phenomenal reviews on Google. I've got to go now. For what? I've got, I've never been. There's one right down there. There's a grocery store. It's a grocery store for authentic Mexican stuff. That's what sucks. Like as an American, I got to apologize to the rest of the world.
Cause we're like, I'm fascinated by the Azteca super Mercado. And then you go over to like Italy or something. It's like, well, we got our Kentucky fried chicken without an ice machine here. And I'm like, that's the best we got to send over.
And McDonald's are everywhere. I'm like, that's what we get? We don't send toothpaste mustard packets. We send McDonald's.
No, they won't. And that's the one thing the rest of the world uses to get it.
What do you eat? Salt? Pepper? No, the Mexicans are into salt. This episode is going to be titled, Four Country Bumpkins Talk About Other Places.
Cy Beth is frantically asking you to move your microphone back to your face. Yeah. He's over here going, oh, okay.
If your food is worse than Subway, ugh. Subway is... Oh, you're not a Subway person?
Or Javi Peas.
Amen.
Or Javi Peas.
We got chicken wings. That's what we got as Americans. As a man who ate a family meal of Wingstop last night, we got that.
Wow.
And a large fry. Big dog. And some celery.
No.
They bought them from McDonald's and threw them in sauce.
Why did they start putting rotisserie chickens in bags? Sorry, that's another thing.
Oh, crap.
philosophy 101 well my mind's now blown that's a toughy do you know no i'm wrong he's just wondering he doesn't know and i'm not gonna sleep tonight yeah right there we're driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway now that would make sense yeah you know but also why apartments when they're together yeah I did have one email for you, Godwin. What's that?
Brian emails in from Hendersonville, Tennessee. Whoa. That's Brittany's hometown.
He's got the Godwin joke of the day. The Godwin joke of the day. I'm going to give it a thumbs down before I even say it, Brian. I don't like this one. He don't like it. Why do ducks have tail feathers? Why do ducks have tail feathers?
That's not the answer. Don't like mud on their butt. To cover their butt quacks. Beth thought it was funny. Brian, Beth's losing it right now. She's the only one.
That's it. This one, they... Just play the voicemail, Hunter. Yeah.
Hold on. How old is this guy? He sounds like he's 17. I have no idea. His friend's daughter got a permit? I don't know. Maybe. Sorry.
Are you what? Where was the joke? I'm going to explain it because Hunter just lost Hunter cam and microphone for that. The joke, stormtroopers never hit anybody. They're always shooting in the movies and they've never- They never kill anyone. They've never shot anyone. No, they ain't never kill anyone. So the joke was he gave the girl a helmet because she's driving now.
So that way she won't hit anybody. Really in Hunter's line of humor. Yeah.
That's one of six jokes. It sounds dangerous to wear a Stormtrooper helmet. Those are hard to see out of.
I own a Stormtrooper helmet. Calm down, Hunter.
He just ordered toothpaste mustard.
I own a Saints helmet. I used to own a Miami helmet.
Probably.
I just saw it coming. He's the only one that got it. He explained it. I got the joke. It was just, it was kind of like Brian's joke. Yeah.
Why are you, you're really big into just eating straight condiments today.
I'm a sauce guy.
That's because you're afraid of vinegar.
I got Nutty Bar socks for you. Hey, Little Debbie, you can send it here so we can all have some.
Hold on.
Well, then, watch this. Close this out of here, Johnny D. Yeah, make it live. Jonah117. Who's calling?
Now the Lord provided a huge fish to swallow Jonah, and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights. We don't know if it was a catfish or a whale, but it could have been any of them.
There's a sock store in Pigeon Forge that I'm going to.
That's... Oh, now. What was holding us back, man? Hey. Just get a side job.
Nowadays, the whole ceiling fan would come down if that happened. They don't build stuff like that.
hey let's do it on here you took him smelling sauce let's let you lick a nine volt no i'll do a lot of things i tried to eat buying a sausage i'm sure we can find a taser in here stop it if you tase me i will hurt you once you get up don't tase me don't taste no i the electricity is one that's like yeah you might and snakes might reverse what he's got
Yeah, if it's like a horror story, we want the idiot kid in sophomore year of high school that shut the school down for like 20 minutes.
Like our friend Chad. Chad. Johnson.
Was he the only one that fell through?
He was a lineman, fell on it. Like if you look at his arms, they thought he was dead.
No, he's not. Every time I see Goblin, he's got somebody fishing with him. Oh, yeah. GoblinGuys.com.
You can grow a lot of stuff where we're from.
I call it zone eight on fastgrowingtrees.com. But when you type in your zip code, it tells you what zone you're in. You pick plants in that zone. That simple.
I'm going to Bucky's tomorrow night. I've just decided. Yeah, to Bucky's again, boys. We're going to Six Flags on Saturday. Six Flags.
The most impressive part of this is I thought Si made up a new Si word in the middle of that called photostatic memory.
That's just the word. Is it? I thought it was photographic memory. I just tried to fact check you, and I was once again proven wrong.
No, you pronounced it right. I thought you did, and I was like, what is a photostatic memory? It's essentially the same thing as a photographic memory.
Yeah. Well, he can read something.
And never forget it?
Oh, 12 crappies.
Hold on.
We got to take a time out. If you're going to call something the coolest place in the country.
Slippers. Sleeping on clouds. I was number one cause of dry skin.
Boom. Number one cause of dry skin.
I guarantee you.
I think I spun a hook in my brock.
Not today, boys. I did up to the time I was coming home.
It's amazing. It was going to be perfect. I left at 2 o'clock, hit the channel at 2 o'clock. I took off, got right to Highway 33 Bridge. I said, I hit something. I was looking around. There wasn't no log back there. I said, I hit a big gar or something. That's what it felt like. So then I took off again. It started spinning. I said, on a hub.
I ain't done that in a while.
That's a seven mile an hour top speed. Highway 33 to the spillway. That's a long ride, buddy.
Those are 30 houses I ain't never noticed on the lake. Long ride, he said, boys. And stinking fish, too.
tiller steer you don't really get in a bind because you holding everything like everything going on right there you but you get in that console man you you won't go fast like you get a hot foot up under you i used to grab back when i was bass fishing i was younger because all them crappie fishing in the middle of the channel yeah but look there's guys now come through there they're going slow but they got the trim up just walking away and there's
yeah older fellas out there yeah boat etiquette is a thing of the past i mean they'll knock them plum out of the boat they don't oh yeah yeah i would rather you go by me wide open five thousand yeah yeah because you ain't making much way when i'm two seconds it's over if you go in 10 miles an hour with the Trim all the way up. You just pushing a tidal wave. Yeah, you're like a bulldozer.
Yeah, just run. Just stay on pad. Yeah, come by me wide open on pad. Yeah, please. 60 miles an hour. I got two wakes that'll hit me real little. And it's over. It's gone. Yeah. But you come by me 10 miles an hour, trimmed all the way up, I'm going to give you a look. I ain't going to say nothing to you. And when you see that look, you know, what am I doing? That's what they're thinking.
What's wrong? I'm going slow. Boat etiquette 101. Look behind you, and you'll see what's going on.
Yeah, they don't care. They throw a whole fart out of the boat. Still getting around crappie fishing. Yeah. Or somebody got his kid in there with him. Or somebody like me standing up stretching. Well, you fall out of the boat when there ain't no wave. Yeah, that's a good point. I do swim a lot.
Yeah, hit the water. Hit the lake.
Yeah, hit the lake. You don't want to hit it right now. It's cold. No, it'd be too cold right now. It's 45 degrees.
Unless you're standing on the back and somebody just takes off all of a sudden. I did that too. That was bad. That wasn't his fault though.
And I was going, hey, hey, hey, hey, Martin's back there.
Martin said, I wouldn't mind it if y'all sped up a little bit. This water cold.
Well, in salt water.
Yeah, now that you do it. I've been called to boat shop. Now that you do it. They're going to wait on me at 7 o'clock. I'll be on the water at 8.
Boy, you got the bag. I'm thinking about making me a little sign to stick on my bait. Bite me. See if that helps. Yeah. Them fish are confused, man. It's cold. You got to go light little trout magnets. The fish are as confused as we are.
You can just about drink a soda pop by the time it gets down there to them. Well, you got to have patience. Oh, yeah. It's got to come down there, and you get it down there, and you just dance it over the top of them. He'll come up and eat it. Slam it. But, boy, it's aggravating. That's not. But it's fun because you catch them big ones.
Yeah.
It's going to be cold again.
Yeah.
I hope it gets down to 50.
The other day I got out of bed and almost fell down because my foot hurt. You get on the water and not have enough clothes on, you won't do that again. It'd be cold out there. You'll be taking stuff off.
Hey, you got to be tough to be old.
Nope.
Hey, I think it'll be a hoot. Who else are you inviting? What if you done left before he gets there?
What if you done left before he gets there? Before who gets there?
I don't know. Well, if they are, they're brothers.
Yeah.
Hey, you can just come shop with me. I ain't even an add-on.
We're going to work on it. It's a done deal. Really?
I got a place on Caney now. Hey, you got a cleaning station? Me and Big Dave. Big Dave's kind of in charge.
There's lots of work to be done. I just hired one of the guard commanders. Did you? Yep. He asked me two years ago. He's like, when I turn 15, can I get a job here? And I was like, eh, probably not, kid.
And then on Saturday I was like, I need somebody to just stand in this room. And I called him. I said, Oh no, here's the, I tested him. I didn't realize I tested him till after that. I text him at nine 30 while he was at school. No, and he's not supposed to have his phone. So I said, well, if he texts me back, I'm going to know he's being a little shady kid, not following the rules.
He texts me back at 315. There you go. I said he's a rule follower. I can deal with that. That's right.
Catch fish or die trying.
We got 20-25 model crickets on the sign right now. They're new for this year.
It really confuses people. They're like, what does that mean?
Al just said he looks like me.
it's all my own mouth yelpers you fit in here now it's just fun i don't fit in and you do is my favorite part of this whole thing you if in case you haven't figured out you sitting next to a mouth yeah that's true oh well yeah but it's just i always like when somebody just super redneck shows up and i'm like yeah it's me and jetta over here on the side still don't fit in yeah
There's a lot of turkeys where you're from, huh?
That's the thing.
Is there ducks where you're at?
Every building Duck Commander has is on a swamp.
Hey, it says a lot about a 19-year-old to know he was finished. before even trying to put it in for love.
I would have been buried up to my eyeballs before I called somebody.
Across town.
Paper mill probably keeps them wide.
He's on the map right here looking at it. You know how much I love a good map.
Okay, I'll find it.
When I tell y'all there's a big old thing called Alligator Lake square in the middle of this town. Pop it up there. I want to look at it. There's the town, payow.
Whoa, I was like, man, he's right there, but I didn't want to give you the answer.
He's high protein. He's building up muscles, Martin.
um yeah paper milk that's why the old gadwall got that got that sewage taste to him he got a little bite to him between there and shenny lake i mean what you expect it's cold out yeah i didn't i didn't i made a mistake yeah i got to work this morning i didn't feel it leaving my house but the wind hit me when i got out of my truck and i said what am i wearing he don't go outside much
Yeah, there's a whole tub at the honey hole, too. I ate one.
And at the end, I didn't even finish it.
It's...
His birthday party legitimately like a year ago was to go to Duck Commander, drive from Arkansas with like 10 of them, go to Duck Commander, and then go to the Honey Hole. That's as redneck as Kate.
You hadn't had one of those in a minute.
Oh, yeah. It's good, though.
Well, and it's healthy because if you eat healthy all the time and then have one of those, I'm cleansed.
There ain't nothing left in there.
No, I literally got air this morning when I sat on the toilet. I ain't had sugar or oatmeal or nothing like that in so long. I was like, whoom.
One day you'll realize the importance of being regular, my friend.
His dad did. Oh, there we go. Yeah, your dad called. Really? Yeah, he knows my number. He said, hey, Cade's my son. If you ever get him on that podcast, you need to ask him about his musical accompaniment.
That's you singing?
We got to introduce you to Cy. Y'all can do the Super Bowl halftime show together. You're way better than Cy. That's awesome.
I think you're going to be the most interesting person I've met today.
Time out.
It gets better with time. What's the average age of your band? I thought this was going to be a bunch of 19-year-olds.
No, no, no, no, no. One guy looks like Cy. One guy looks like me.
Look at, I mean.
We're all over the board.
Cade fits in in every crowd.
We just went double barrel on Hunter.
I like him. My Yelp review of this hire is five stars.
You can always tell.
That was a delight.
Hello at duckcallroom.com.
I got to read something. You need your headphones to hear it. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. That's part of the show.
I can't decide if that was amazing delivery or terrible. What was that guy's name?
Eight.
Or outside, lifting weights, jogging.
He has been fishing a lot.
Did he say Trevor, Travis, or Trevin?
Mainly just jump ropes. I jump rope for 27 minutes.
We don't have to, but – We started this game thinking it would be fun, and then we got – you know what's not fun? Like playing LeBron James in basketball and just losing every day. Yeah. This game's tough.
Georgia.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, you've ruined Hunter. Hunter can't function over there. Yeah.
So when the doctor told me to lose weight years ago and Stone said, you're with me, boy. And so I got in there and... Stone said, we're going to box three minutes and you're going to jump rope three minutes. And I was like, okay, easy. Nope, couldn't do it. And I was just sitting there. He said, put the rope down. And I was like, I can't jump rope.
I'm learning so much.
He had a high dollar one. Sounded just like he does in their ears right now.
Oh, you're fine. Play another one.
Yet the Lord set his heart and love on your fathers and chose their offspring after them. You above all peoples as you are this day. Deuteronomy 10.15. I know some people listening are going through the Bible recap. We're about to hit Leviticus, Deuteronomy, and Numbers. Good luck to you all. I will be doing it with you. That's all the encouragement I can give you.
Go. Go, Martin.
And so then, you know, life happened, got fat again. And I was like, I'm going for it this time.
But I started doing what Stone had told me. And then I realized, like, the hardest thing to do is just jump rope. So now I just do it all the time. It's not easy. Yeah. It's not. It's not easy.
I had the one pounder out this morning. My shoulders hurt.
Oh, they get heavy. Oh, really? I got a five-pound jump rope. It looked like a water tube. You can't really use it. If it hits you, you're going down.
I bought that thing. I was like, I'm going to do this. That was dumb. I ain't there.
How many episodes of this has he done?
It's a weird world.
Stone, I got on Facebook.
I got on Facebook. It said, you have a friend suggestion. Jay Stone. I said, one of them stinking overseas people's done copying my friend Stone trying to trick people. I started looking. I said, no, that's him.
Well, you're going to be a good follow because I'm very interested in everything you've posted.
You can't say that, but you can, because we've been watching Duck Dynasty, and every time I'm like, why does Cy look so different? It's the glasses and the teeth. Yeah. And Beth's been running our Duck Call Room Instagram way more, doing blasts from the past, and the battle vision era keeps coming up.
I'm trying. I've been to a barber twice since Thanksgiving.
That's double what I've been since I was 16. Yeah. I've doubled it. But, hey, here's some stuff you don't know. If you follow Duckman Stone, you get to actually see, is that Bonebreaker? That's him.
Bonebreaker picked up stone and threw it.
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
They can't stop. They won't stop.
Have you met Cade, Godwin?
I like your other friend, Short Decourt, too. I know Short Decourt. Old Decourt, he's a beast. Is he? Oh, yeah. I can't say where he hangs out at the honey hole because he's got a very specific way about him. And he's kind of in the fishing world. And I don't want to give his secrets away, but I wouldn't want to get into a fight with him. Ooh. I like him a lot. Ooh, Old Decourt.
no but i'm trying to figure out why you wouldn't tell somebody about it he makes a lot of videos on bussy and he oh he crushes there you go yeah although he's got one of the greatest videos of all time from bussy have you ever seen this this is stone's friend have you never seen this he probably has to use braided lines it's his fish he got that calf tap goes to take it off
I guess I met him there. I just can't pinprick him in my head.
Big Dave caught, that's all he caught the other day, was a catfish on a jig pole. It was an eight-pound catfish.
Darbon Lower.
That's Big Dave.
Big Dave's been on a streak, though. You know, his fishing day is Wednesday. Yeah. And if you look at the weather of the last, like, 15 Wednesdays, it's just no good.
Did you catch them? Of course I did. Well, I heard it working a little.
We all used to be heavy.
That's when me and Stone were hanging out at Iron Cactus every weekend.
That's what Cactus – Somebody posted – it was a picture of me, Godwin, and you went to the fights over in –
But I saw that picture. It was like 12 years ago we did that, and we all looked quite a bit different.
I'm 62, and I did it. How much weight did you lose?
I lost a bag of corn. 70. 70?
We lost me. We lost 250 pounds together.
picked up one bag but not two about two weeks ago for me that's real heavy oh that's my favorite thing to do i put on the weighted vest and there's a guy i know who's trying to lose weight and i call it my his name vest because i'm trying to motivate him a little and i'm like this makes me weigh as much as you and it i you don't want to do that yeah it's tough that's a toughie two bags of corn that'll make you go doctor and get an mri
He's been thinking.
You go with somebody that ages you.
I've had many people email talking about wanting to do it, and I send them. I'm like, hey.
On the books, baby.
Hey, that's where the ducks are where I was at. Where at? Brothersville. Missouri? Right north of it.
Oh, that's where they all were. They were smashing.
There you go, Goblin. Thank you so much. There's about 50 in that school. About 50, boys. I caught two of them out of it, and then them suckers. They disappear on you? No. Oh. Put it down. I run up forward facing...
I want to go to that store. They never got there.
I did one Saturday night.
I talked about the Godwin crappie catch.
Tell him it's a wakey worm.
Oh. They finally made it. Jacks wouldn't come in. Really? Well, when you can't slick a jack, it's double time. That's right.
Oh, yeah. He good eating?
Long nose and long legs. Mm-hmm.
sonar out there about 250 cap up with him oh man boy i got fan oh you did you got got oh that's a guy he jobbed a hole in me yeah he got he thinks he he thinks he got the last laugh but i'm gonna job a bigger hole in him yeah
I should have went up there and went in them coves. I bet you they on them 14-foot flats, too. That's where they at. Oh. I was chasing them too deep. Oh, you was out there having fun, though. Yeah.
That's what I was doing.
Yeah.
Sure did. I need to take me a bass rig. I know a guy with some freeloaders. Yeah, that's what I need.
They're mooch, man, and that's what I want.
I will.
You're going to have to chop up them two big ones. What do you mean? That's a big fillet.
Hey, old Driscoll makes a smoked crappie dip. It is good.
Yeah. What is it? He made a big old container of it and brought it up there.
Oh, really?
I'll find it later.
You want me to find it? No, no, no, no, no.
You put plenty of hot spices on that sucker.
Huh.
One day when I ain't doing nothing, I got to go to Baton Rouge.
Me?
Oh, he's got a bunch of bottles. Like five. Yeah. Well, I usually do, but somebody hooked up one to the other fryer.
Yeah, the little old just burner. Yeah.
Johanna, they stayed at the house one time when we went to the camp, and they went to cooking on that. I don't know what she cooked. I might have to ask her.
Yeah.
Keep the back tire off the ground.
On top of it. When I raced. You learn something new every day, Johnny D. I just now don't have enough milk crates. You come up there and stick it on a motor. Y'all sell Cokes, huh?
Let me taste that. Crappy. Chocolate.
Well, if you got some super glue, that's pretty. It's a big flap.
No, I'm still taking it. I had 1,889 people ask me how you was at that show. How, Si? I said, well, he's about gone. So we tried to kill him.
What's his name? You remember his name?
instant cold pack i was like why gorilla go to it boys uh i'm looking you want some of this neosporin to dump on it yeah let's put it inside there well i won't this super glue won't stick in with it i don't know but what are we doing
That's all? I don't know. I had to get a first aid kit.
Yeah, tell her, hang on, I'll get some glue. Yeah. I got some fletching glue at home in the shop.
I ain't going over.
Hey, can you make some?
If you get still in that recliner too long.
She'll find. I got to go put it in the shop.
It's awesome. You know, I don't do nothing. And I don't start that till noon. You know, once I smelled it.
Yesterday was youth day up there in Missouri. They kill them? Yeah. That's where all the tail's at. Oh, yeah.
You think it's just solid? No, that's what happened.
Like he lives there?
Oh, that was the bad one. That was the bad one.
68, 69.
Really?
So what do they do? Put it on their leg? Head stuff. Head stuff.
Yeah, there you go.
I think one of them mechanics do it to one of them motocross races. Can anybody buy the line? Goblin, I think you got some coffee. Did you build me some coffee?
Hey, go get it right in here while I'll do it at the same time.
Yeah. I've seen that where one of them mechanics, I was watching a Supercross race. I forget who it was. That mechanic stuck that up there. Yeah. They dropped the gate. Phew. I don't know, I guess it, I don't know what it, maybe it opens up your sinuses.
Is it sauce or salt?
I think it's salt. Isn't it? S-A-L-T.
There you go. Now they're getting tech.
$12.99.
The next thing you know, you're pulling into the camp, wondering how you got there.
I don't remember. I took that turn. I turned right and bashed her. Yeah, and that's it. What happened then?
That's better than good, and you still just gave them one star? That smelling salt went good on my steak. 318-215-6559.
A werewolf. A werewolf. A werewolf. A werewolf cat.
A wolf and a cat? That's just a regular cat. Wow. What's he look like? Put him up there where we can see.
With her? Yeah. That other on the left ain't got no hair.
Their ears won't stand up, they flop down.
Flemish rabbit.
Good grief.
Suffering succotash.
That's a big rabbit.
We've talked about it. Vacuum cleaner, man.
The vacuum cleaner salesman to your mama? Was he selling rainbows?
No, Justin.
He was gone. He'd have never.
Don't come by there.
After about the third time he'd come done that, the number six shot at his feet before he'd come up at port. You got power in retirement. Well, you don't shoot him. He said it is.
No question. Her name was what? Star. Star?
Bye. Bye.
Then the tires even turned left.
Huh?
All right, but hey. I called them out there by the. That's how you know they fresh. I love it. I could see the spillway, but I wasn't at the spillway. He could see it, but he wasn't at it. Yeah, there you go. They're out in the middle. They're starting ahead. The water temperature is 50 degrees, so they're fixing to start heading towards them pockets.
Why? Inspectors.
Inspectors and such. They need to be shot. On site.
He got you.
All the skin.
That goes all the way down there to that bone.
Is this the good one?
What? Don't go to the deck of my boat. You got blood everywhere? Yeah. Oh, good. He was running blood. He got me.
That old boy can run.
I may have me a pizza party that night. I'm going to be in Ohio. No, I'll be flying. I'm going to have me a pizza party. By the time it starts, I might be home by the time. 5 o'clock or something.
$49.98.
Can't tell them, buddy. That's enough. Just throw it up the grease.
That flat top.
Huh.
I was driving home from Carruthersville.
That other store. Oh. Grizzly Cheek. I'd seen three honey hole hats in there. In there? I said, man, where'd you get that hat? He said, man, I love the honey hole.
Remember that night when we were in Wisconsin? Huh? When we was up there. Oh, yeah. Where the dog food people? Mm-hmm.
Why?
I know people say, don't you get tired of taking pictures? I say, whoops, 12-hour graveyards. I did that for 21 years.
This is way better. Yeah. Building duck calls.
That's right.
Man.
Well, you're probably in duck hunting anyway, so you're used to it.
The government is involved.
There ain't no barges on Cross Lake and Tree Point. Oh, none.
Are there any on?
Oh, well, you remember him. There you go.
Now, he's trying to give you tips. I know about Cross Lake.
I've been there two or three times. And want to go back.
GodwinGuides.com. I love that.
St. Louis.
Good, Gary.
Oh, no. It'll take you half and two, yeah.
Cane pole. Must have been a B&M.
The turtle?
That's a big one. Hey, you know what you call a computer that sings?
I'm getting a lot of home stuff done. Like what? Whatever Miss Paula says. Oh, boy.
Singing computer.
Well, she ain't scared to talk. She's a little lippy. She's a little lippy, boys, he said. But anyway, yeah, and I'm fishing. I fish four days out of the six. Oh, man, I love it when a guy like Godwin returns. Man, I've been catching some good ones, too. Have you? I was surprised how quick the lake filled up. Oh, with all this rain?
Who planned that thing?
22nd. You wasn't there either. I don't get invited anymore.
You're going to have everybody over.
What are you going to do with that black stone? Yeah, I had to get out of there. Hunter, you're an interesting cat. I love you. What y'all been doing?
Plus happy birthday. I saw a lot of, I was up late last night. Man, I was too. 10 o'clock.
You eat there on the way. Oh, at Country Corner. At Country Corner. They got them sandwiches. Yeah. Sausage, egg, and cheese sandwiches. Way better than a biscuit. You think?
It's white bread, but boy, they got that butter on there, and it's sopping. It's gooey. It's good. Toasted. Oh, Lord, have mercy. You betcha. Hey, you got to have something to eat. I got ham, egg, and cheese, too. That's right. Proper. A ham and cheese sandwich? Ham, egg, and cheese.
They drained our bone every four years for people to work on their stuff. And that rain, of course, I don't know. I was in Arkansas at the deer camp. It was a certified downpour. about four inches, three inches. It rained hard.
Y'all want something quick and easy?
Oh, you betcha. Yeah, sky's the limit. Toasted. Yeah, melted cheese.
Oh, yeah. Might put some French fries on it. Grilled ham and cheese. Tater chips. Hey, grilled ham and cheese with chips. Not French fries. Put tater chips on it. Put tater chips. That's right.
Is it? Name ten chips. You can't even dip them in sour cream before they break. I don't like sour cream. Well, then you go with Fritos. That's not my problem.
Oh, yeah. I know that's weird.
Oh, either one of those.
Oh, he's got his computer. Where is your computer? It's in the office. I bet you're lost. You're lost. I feel a little naked.
Sour cream. And it'll hold.
Or you can get you some Philadelphia cream cheese. That's just the... Whipped can.
Well, it brought it slowly, brought it up, brought it up, brought it, and then this last one, it's back where it's supposed to be. Yeah, it's probably high muddy now. Oh, you can run now. So is that what the plan is? I've heard some people running. I said, yep, you should be idling there, buddy. Yeah. So is that the plan for retirement, Godwin? I'm going to do some crappie guiding, yep.
Yeah.
But not grated cheese already grated. It's got to be, you got to grate it yourself.
No, I gave you three there.
That's my homemade chili night before last. I think I'm going to bail me some of that.
Good, Gary.
That's what I'm going to have.
Fredo.
But it is good. I ate a whole pint the other day. What about the duck commander sauce? I told him about that. It's fine.
Look, here's a deal. Here's something I need some help with. Okay. I need to have a little bag that's got just some little snacks in it for my customers. What would you want if we went fishing and somebody gave you a bag of snacks? What would you hope would be in it? I got you. What's that?
Chocolate drink.
It's not chocolate milk. No, chocolate drink. It's chocolate drink. It ain't no good either. You don't like Yoo-Hoo? No.
So you're a crappie guide now. Godwinguides.com. Check it out. That's awesome. Hey, you better catch the big ones. It's pretty good, isn't it?
And dude, barbecue. I like the barbecue.
That way you can drink that juice when you get through eating it.
Yoo-Hoo is a chocolate drink. It's barbecue sauce, but it's got that jelly in it. Well, that barbecue sauce distracts that jelly.
It don't matter. It's goodness. That's what it is.
Look at that. Look at that. Don't give me all of it. You got to drink some of it.
I got to try something different. We got to try something different, boys. Yeah. Oh, I'm fixing to do some, right here at the end, I'm going to do some duck hunting. What's up? What have you been doing at the deer camp? Seeing anything, killing anything? No. Well, I mean, we've been seeing, but not what we want to kill.
What else that can got on it? Shake it. Good source of vitamins.
I needed my vitamins today.
Who? Boy. Si, you got me thinking about them Fritos and that chili and that cheese. You know who's got me thinking of?
Oh, I'm fixing to have it. I'm fixing to have it. You having a Frito pie tonight? You better believe it. I'd prefer a hot dog under my... Might want some baseball. Oh, a chili dog. Chili dog.
All right, let's see what's happening. We're climbing, boys.
That thing like.
You should still put those cans in your boat.
I think you should go up there and start letting air out of some of them does because my freezer's getting a little bit skinny. Miss Johanna come over with a Walmart sack. She cleaned you out? Oh, I didn't know she was going to get that much. Yeah.
I got some of that in there. Yeah, go ahead.
I didn't know he had a flip phone. What was that guy's name?
I wish I'd picked that stinking bridge.
Well, you move all over the place and you won't talk into it.
Hey, I will tell you something that happened. I had some oil on my carport. Oil? Like peanut oil? No. It was, I got to looking at it, it was transmission oil. Yeah. And I said, oh. Uh-oh, bad news. I said, well, let me check my level, my transmission fluid. I went to look, and I could not find a dipstick. So I Googled, where's the dipstick on a 2020 Tundra?
It said, newer models like the one in Calhoun, Louisiana, don't have a dipstick.
That's what it said. Wait, what? It said, newer model Tundras like the ones in Calhoun, Louisiana, don't have a dipstick. Oh, so you got AI'd.
That's a Fiat.
Well, I looked all over, but no dipstick.
No, this is every day here. But I ain't seen no more leak. It may be just plumb out. I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know why. But I ain't seen it no more. I don't want no oil on my car concrete.
Is that all the message?
Well, good.
Mine's FFS.
Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, shoot it to 18, be done with it.
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Oh, Bill.
Yeah.
Right?
Well, he ought to have one. He paid for it, you know. Yeah, I mean, he might as well fish with one.
Oh. You got the combos up there or just the single rod? We just ride factory, baby. Oh, man. That's $64.95.
I've never understood. Well, this isn't really that. I mean, I remember when I was a kid, it'd be 18 degrees for several days.
I'm like, guys, come on.
Ain't nobody got magazines no more? I don't know.
I cooked two tomahawk steaks last night. Did you?
Oh, I didn't even have to flip them with a deal. I just grabbed that handle and flipped it. I love it. Seared them good. No, that took me a while to cook them. Did it? They biggin'. Ain't that thick? There you go. That's a big stick. Did you gnaw that bone? I sure did. Mm-hmm. I did. Then I gave it to Roger. Paula said, he can't tote that around. I said, watch this. And I dropped it on the floor.
He picked it up in the middle and went straight in the living room. Roger's his dog, by the way. I was making sure he didn't think it was a neighbor. Then we heard him go to the door, and he's... going through that dog door. He's beating his eyes off. Trying to figure out how to get in there. He went out there and Paula said, what's he doing? I said, he's going to go bury it. He's burying it.
Yeah. Burying his tomahawk. About 30 minutes later, he went outside. I heard. He come in with it. Yeah.
I need a little more. Yeah.
Wow.
So you just walked in and said, this is it. All right, here's your last bag. I'm a movie star now.
I'm playing with his 25-year-old head. Pretty awesome. Really? Working here. Do you miss me yet? Yeah, I miss y'all.
I worked here longer than you. Well, he did 24 and a half in the military. I was the oldest. I've been here longer than Becky.
Yeah, that ain't me. I just, you know, 25 years, that's enough. That's enough.
Oh, you pay me by the hour? Yeah. Now you retired. And Trump ain't going to do no tax for overtime, so. Yeah.
I'm an entrepreneur, right? You're a man of opportunity, ain't you, Darwin?
Hey, you could be the local expert. You got to hook him just right, though. We don't hook them.
If the box is open.
And you know you got to have a captain's license to fish, to guide on the Ouachita River. Cross lake in three poles. Are you a captain? Oh, are you Captain John Goblin? That'd be tight. I'm going to be.
You're going to get one of them hats. He's darn tootin'. Hunter, I'm going to need you to change. With the plastic bill and the three points on the front. Yes.
Yeah, I ain't had it yet.
What do you got to do to get it? You got to take a test. Give them $500.
This is what don't make any sense. So you got to have a captain's license on places where barges are, I guess. Because we ain't near the ocean. And so the Ouachita River, they put it on there, but they're not fixing the locks because of lack of barge traffic. So why they got to have a captain's license for the Ouachita River?
Pizza.
Godwin just over here making these low-key dad jokes. It's fantastic. The kind of car Jesus drove. They were all in one Accord. Honda Accord, boys.
I am too. Everything that swims in saltwater is better eating than the best freshwater fish. That's what's crazy. Well, I'd have to go saltwater because that's my favorite. If somebody else is footing the bill, saltwater. I have to pay for it? We're going freshwater fishing. That has a lot to do with it.
Yeah. You got to be in a different tax bracket to run out there in that saltwater.
Everything. Oh, no. Everything is more expensive. Foolishness. Yeah. Yeah. But if somebody else is dying, let's go saltwater fishing. What are we accomplishing here? We're just letting people know our true feelings. We ain't getting no points. We're having fun. I will give you all the points you want at the end of the episode. Oh, good. There you go.
What did he say? Power. Power fishing. Chatterbaits, crankbaits, spinnerbaits, that kind of stuff. Or shake a worm.
The way you do it, chase them down and make them eat them. I guess so. Power.
That little old slab curly. Ty, what you doing? You dragging a wacky worm or you going to throw a chatterbait down the bank?
There you go.
Cheater. It's not real fishing. Oh, here we go.
You call me when I get ready. Ketchup and french fries. And you know what else? Okra.
I remember when W.E. went on that little weight loss kick he got on. Not this one he's on now, but the one before. He had freeze-dried okra.
In the duck blind. He was just eating pods of freeze-dried okra. And Godwin's just looking at him, just pure disgust as he's eating his little Debbie.
I'm going to say, well. Hitting the ground. I tried. You tried. That's two minutes to make sure you got that sinner's prayer right. That's right.
He still broke the seat he was sitting on.
Well, buddy, that okra was good.
Can't do that no more either.
Yeah, I told her. What'd she say?
Donuts are good.
That's healthy. Yeah, you're just trying to live. Oh, yeah. Healthy choices.
What's next?
Good night. I know where I'm going. I'd be hitting on every flavor. Wait, what did that other one say? Confess with the mouth. Jesus, you're Lord. You'd be hitting all the verses in the New Testament.
I've already used my both answer on okra and black-eyed peas. Can I go back and just use okra?
Well, that's because you make crappie. But see, as a guest on both of those occasions, wow.
I had never had your crappie. I want to throw a suggestion out to you all. Is there anything against having mustard fried crappie on top of a pizza?
It's the ice palace. There you go, Galva. They do what? He glues it together.
Man, just the thought, that just blew my mind thinking about that. That's going to be good. Cauliflower crust. Because you put them in that pizza oven so they're like the crispy crunch. The crispy fish are going to get even crispier. Oh, yeah. Gosh almighty, I'm in.
Chicken squat.
You can put like even if you wanted to, you could like chop up some dill pickle and put on there to get your little acid in there.
Oh, what if your sauce was like etouffee?
Why are we stopping?
I'm not ashamed of it. I'm interested. Everything, it's worth trying once. Worst case, you still just have pizzas and fried fish, which I will put on the same plate together separate and apart and eat them.
Yeah. Oh, man. That'd be good. That's right there on Death Row meals. How about that? That's it. How many... How about that, Jack Spratt? How many main courses do we get to choose here, y'all? It's anything? Okay, bring Goblin in. Bring Johnny D in.
that's terrifying two minutes no yeah but if you shoot open then it would really be a a wild trip oh i guarantee you get really well you'd be like a bird yeah like you get to see what ducks yeah yeah you know what happens they got google maps for that you know what happens to them too don't you they get shot i'm out like i'm out on all those things hey i'm not jumping out of a perfectly good airplane i don't think i would you do that slingshot deal at
I'll make you a pizza. Yeah.
Martin's been eating biscuits his whole life. He's been eating biscuits, boys. Boy, I look like a pop can of biscuits. So, yeah, I mean, like, gosh almighty.
Lisa makes Mexican cornbread. I'm going to go biscuits, even though, man, I love both of them.
All of them. I don't know that I've had a bad one.
You've never said anything to offend me more than that right there. In the hierarchy of biscuits, Popeye's is trash compared to Bojangles. You... Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Who wants that little dance hockey puck compared to the light, fluffy goodness that are our neighbors now?
Because it's 7-Up. Oh, it's so good. Right.
Willie Robertson.
I mean, I arguably have to spend more time with Jace, but Willie still signs his paycheck too. So Willie Robertson.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Here we go.
There you go.
And Jace uses color. It's all weird. Y'all didn't know that, did you?
There you go. Actually, out of all the brothers, Jep's is probably the best beer. Low key.
Squirrel. Squirrel. That's the finest. I don't know that Johnny D's going to be a fan of either one of those quadrupeds.
Once you take a no thank you portion, it would turn into more.
You'd probably hit that squirrel again. Squirrels actually hit it.
No.
I've never been a big fan of rabbit. I mean, it's all right. Yeah. It's just not a musty.
you know that ride pulled in i do that uh-huh that sounds fun now what if that thing breaks where you end up yeah now same thing no not as high i mean you're not as high but you know you're hanging from that tree impaled by a lamb and you're there for seven hours waiting on search and rescue that ain't gonna make it yeah that's way better than the ground i'm i'm i'm quick i i need it
I just, I mean, I sip those citrusy things, and I didn't like none of them, so I don't. How do you drink them? If the question is Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb.
Doctor.
I do like them, even though I don't drink sodas. I could drink them things like people drink beer, buddy. Hello, yellow.
Okay. Why would gnats in your waders matter? They don't. I'd much rather be dry. Yeah. Bees? Oh, well, then that's going to hurt. I'll be wet. All right.
You're making it worse. Yeah. I'd rather be wet than be stung, but, I mean, gnats are just gnats, think. Yeah. Gnat. Turtle tail wharfs. Oh. Purple, too. No, thank you. Give me the whole. I'd rather freeze.
Hot dog. It really depends, right? My hot dog would have to be a chili cheese dog. That's right. I'm not one of those people that eats a hot dog with like ketchup and mustard.
Uh-oh. Very consistent.
Very consistent.
Very consistent.
Now we're talking something entirely different. Jalapeno cheese sausage in a bun? Hot dog.
Sure it is. It's a tubular meat inside of a bun.
Well, is a hot dog weenie not sausage?
Is that a hot dog?
Cut back to the Godwin slurp of the Vienna sausage. Oh, yeah. Yes, sir.
Tubular meat.
He glues it together. Because they're called igloos. Yeah. He glues it together. He glues it together. Oh, my. Galvin, you got to quit on these educated jokes.
Yeah, I'd do it. Goblin's an adrenaline junkie. He's an adventurer. Yeah, he's an adrenaline junkie. Have you ever ridden in a boat with him? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I take it easy. Yeah, he has the knees for speed. Oh, yeah. He's trimmed down for what? WFO. Trimmed down for what? Yeah.
That is one that cannot be. Yeah, that's crazy. If it's ice cream, I'm choosing vanilla. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I think I would classify me as vanilla, but chocolate curious.
That's called a dip cone. They've been doing that at Dairy Queen for years.
Chocolate Curious.
Oh gosh. Candy corn. Two of the worst things ever made.
In a very unpopular opinion, I'm going with pineapple pizza because by God, it's still pizza and candy corn is always going to be trash. No.
Except candy corn.
I can pick the pineapple off the pizza. And I just still got a piece of pizza.
Godwin, do you like candy corn?
We trimming up. He said he ain't trimming down. Goblin going porpoise before he got the front end of that boat in the water. He going to be doing this before that front end's in the water. I can assure you.
They couldn't be further apart. Like Canada and Hawaii. Canada and Hawaii. Maui, Waui. You're the person that keeps that on Johnny's menu?
Pizza.
I would just say there's a reason as a guy who, I don't frequent Johnny's Buffet, but I go enough. Oh, praise the Lord for it. You don't ever see Maui Wowie out there. You know why? Because they'd have to throw it away.
It's not going to the same place. I'm pretty sure I'm not to the age. I'm getting close to the age, like next year or something, where I have to go get that colonoscopy. I bet they find candy corn. That's been there since I was a child.
I thought that's because she's redheaded. Just when I thought the road from hot dog to fish cap. Was as wild as we could get. We just went from candy corn to orange poop. Orange poop.
I know y'all said this one was to be aired anytime, but we need to do this one next. Unbelievable.
That's not true. I have never looked back here and seen a pizza. One time.
Oh, boy. Let's cut to an 18-1. I hope you're proud of yourself there, Rocky Top. What else you got?
Hey, how about truck at the same way, too? He's quit. Oh, Lord have mercy. Flying flea boys.
Well, it's like when you drink it.
Well, when you drink like a great sports drink or something, I mean, it changes the color. Whatever that dye is to make blue and purple turns stuff back there like green.
Moving on. Thanks for the update. You also go more often. Yeah, there you go.
I don't think three times a day is regular. Yes, it is. I think I would call that hyperactive. Yeah. I think once a day is regular.
Johnny D's pretty much, if there's an entrance, there's an exit.
Oh, I'd die. I mean, the thing that would come out of me could have been shot in a civil war. Like... but I guarantee you'd have that candy corn in it.
I'm like, we're probably going to have to do like a duck call room from the colonoscopy center or something.
If I went two days, I'm going to see somebody.
It is. This is kind of a fan-dedicated episode.
Hey, bring me another helping.
All right, we're going back to Johnny's, boys. Buffet. Yeah, Johnny D texts me. If Johnny D ever texts you he won't go buffet, you know he's in desperate need of a clean out. All right, anyway. Wow, what a life.
Oh, this day I'd really have to compare sheets.
Fishing. Fishing. Did you really? Absolutely. You can do it 365 days a year. Hunting, they tell me exactly when I can and when I can't. I'm going fishing.
I love hunting. Yeah. But I can't do it in July. No. Unless I'm in a different tax bracket and I fly to the southern hemisphere.
I ain't. I'm in Louisiana. I work. I go fishing. I go to Ouachita River. Amen.
What are they doing? Yeah, we did some stuff on Instagram asking for... What's your mom and dad doing? oh what this or that or something else oh would you rather all that this or that or would you rather would you rather i'm just not would you rather drive in a boat with me no or drive well what's my other option yeah you you're fast but you are safe well okay wait how fast
Actually, the plus to the waffle is the crunch, right? I mean, it's the texture. The pancake is just soft. The plus would be the pockets. But they're the same batter for the most part, right? Pecan waffle. The shape difference. Here's what I'll tell you. Out of the two restaurants named for both, the one that's a house with waffles is significantly greater than the one's a house of pancakes.
Yeah, it's international, which is a lie.
What is that? Is that squeezed butter on top of fried chicken?
Martin, you not in? No, I'm in. I'm mesmerized of why I've never put squeezed butter on chicken. Thank you. I'm trying to figure out how your niece whooped me on this one. Out of all the things I've ever done, I've never said, let me put some squeezed butter on that fried chicken.
Yeah. Onion rings. Onion rings are very specific. You can eat a French fry every day. Onion rings take a specific vehicle to be vehicle.
And you got to go all the way to Australia. So I didn't answer.
Onion rings.
Yeah.
Chips the food, not the TV show.
Over chips?
I can do more stuff with that. I can cover chips. Again, I can cover chips and chili and cheese and jalapenos. You can cover popcorn too. Put them on you, Sam. You lose the structural integrity that is popcorn.
But there's chips under there.
The fork. You can't grab it. I would even argue maybe the spoon. Yeah. The middle turns into more of a soup almost. Yeah.
All right. Now, if you're wondering about whether you're our next this or that, Jesus or the world, Johnny D is going to help you figure that out.
That's staying in the episode. This or that. Sodom or Gomorrah.
62, that ain't nothing.
Jesus loves you. And Jesus still loves you. He loves us all. He died for you too. Oh my goodness.
No, not in that big barge he's driving. Oh, yeah, it is. You can't even fall out of my boat. Yeah, you can. No, you got to try.
Asian flying cart. That can happen. That's a possibility. That can happen. Out of all the things y'all have named, that one is a possibility.
I disagree. I disagree.
A coot. A coot, yeah. A comrade, maybe. A goose. But jumping carp, absolutely. Oh, yeah.
That's like Ray Lewis taking you out. Hey, look, here's what I tell you. If they hit me going 62 miles an hour, the good Lord said, it's time for you to go, buddy. Because the shot angle that that would take, I mean, he'd have to jump way before we got there. Oh, yeah. Which they don't do. They jump at the sound of your motor. Okay, but a goose. I ain't worried about no goose. Okay.
I have faith that Goblin Can outmaneuver a goose.
I can turn that thing on a dime. See? No, I ain't jet skiing with you in a boat. That's too dumb. Now, I would not let Godwin pull me on an inner tube. You wasn't on an inner tube? No chance. No. He ain't pulling me on an inner tube. Giving me ideas. Yeah, no.
No, I ain't about that life. No, you ain't slingshotting me into somebody's boat, dog.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you ain't driving me on that either.
Oh, it can't go too high. The rope ain't that long.
Yeah.
That's just hateful.
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What are we playing first? Are we playing this or that, or would you rather? Is there a difference in those two, by the way? What's the rules? Is there any rules?
Oh, this is Josh, by the way. No, wrong answer. Josh? Excuse me. My bad.
Y'all pray for Hunter. This is Jordan, a.k.a. Rocky Top.
Yeah. I don't know. Hunter moved out on his own and has stayed sick. So I'm not sure about where he's living. I don't know if it's asbestos, mesothelioma, or any of the other. He may be entitled to compensation. Any of the other ads that run on our podcast. Have you been using Roundup? No. Anyway. Go ahead, Josh. Tell us what we're doing.
Can we get one skip?
Okay.
Eastwood.
I ain't getting on no ice. No. I ain't neither. No, when it's that time of year, that's not in season.
I'm an Eastwood guy.
Uh-oh. Really? I'd have never guessed that.
I'm 12 years old. Somebody give John D. that DVD. Let him take it home with him. Put it in his PlayStation. You need to watch this.
You done it?
Hey, big fella.
That ain't even on the handle of my bucket.
Got to pick one. Crawfish.
That's a stretch. They're not horrible. They just take too much work.
Yeah, crawfish. Easy question. Well, and I like. We're in Louisiana, so crawfish obviously makes sense. But crawfish are more about to me. Are we getting points for this? The setting. Like you're at a crawfish bowl with friends. We don't have crab bowls down here.
And that blue crab is trash. He is way too much. He is great. He is great table fare. But my God, does he not want to give up his meat? John's right.
Godman hates okra.
Fried okra? I just want to throw something at you.
Praise God for that line. I know it. Don't throw the coffee on me. I actually want black eyed peas with okra in it. That's how much I like both of those. You will not make me choose on those. I love both of them.
Are we still talking about okra? I'm confused. Did we jump time and space here? I've heard Phil ask that same question, but it was about something totally different.
Just eat them both. They're good. I've never had black eyed peas with okra to be fair.
We do purple hull peas with okra smothered in it. Man, it's so good. Fergie's cool though. What is? The country or the meat?
Oh, you said furry. I thought you said turkey. Turkey's good. Distinct difference.
Heck on a stick.
A deep fried Christmas tree.
Oh, speaking of that, what happened with Target over at Ruston? Not Target. Buc-ee's. Buc-ee's. Yeah. Well, they got to build it. Well, they ain't made up their mind where they going to build it.
Staring down 25.
Oh, it's a relocation project. I think they're having to build a whole new. Yeah, it's a relocation project.
Made a mistake of coming up there when they had the Malkinville Christmas parade.
And he got hung up on that. Hey, they bailed on me. Suckers.
I rolled my window down and everybody said, hey, there's Uncle Si. I said, yeah, I got caught.
Yeah, I tried to go around. Nope, ain't happening.
You already got the suit that you bought for her?
I've got everything, J.D.
Well, no, I was, you know, socks are a good gift.
No, no, because it's the same thing. What is it with women with holes in socks, underwear, or T-shirts that if you walk by one, especially if I walk by my wife,
Oh, no, Hank. It's being ripped off.
Oh, no, Hank.
Bart gave me that duck commander socks.
I wore them for a week.
No.
I took them off.
Oh, yeah, they're good. Comfortable. Okay, good. Real comfortable.
Well, that's like my Army socks that I used to give Jason and all of them.
Jason's still got the hat, the winter hat that I gave him.
You got the checkbook. She gets what she wants.
Because, hey, if I buy her something, and then she don't like it, I just say, hey, you got the checkbook. Go buy what you want.
Well, I like that.
No. Yeah.
No.
I just look at, see the commercials. Oh, he's on the infomercials. Yeah. You watch TV.
He was in the heavyweight division.
That's right. He knocked our money out. Hit him and just coin start.
That's not a good thing. Which ain't a good thing.
What? Is that no good? I hate that stupid thing. Oh, Si'd always run... He don't know how to operate. How's that? That's just, hey, put it in a pot, boil it.
Put it in a microwave.
Y'all call him.
Well, thank you, sir.
Well, hey, I must say something that's interesting. Every now and then.
That's pretty cool.
It really is.
It's the facial expression.
I was trying to stick up for myself. Without the beard.
You could put your face in right here and nothing changes.
Oh, I've got to get you my son's phone number.
For Connor and Carter.
Into a large metal barge.
That was a unique book. The Bible? I hope. Yeah, it was a unique book for one simple reason. It was my whole life through my stories.
It's hard to figure out how to. Look, people want to say that it actually literally didn't break his neck. It turned his head 180 degrees. Here he goes. Okay, and didn't kill him. And, you know, the only thing that was different was you're looking at his chest and he's looking at the other way.
Nobody's going to sneak up on him.
That's why we was labeled the storyteller. He's a storyteller.
And hey, the bottom line is that's God's religion. Thank you. Love. Okay, love. There's three. Faith, hope, and love. And what's the greatest?
We love y'all. Happy holidays, everybody. Enjoy your Christmas this year and a happy new year.
Yeah. That's like our carriers. Yeah. That's a city in itself. 5,000 people is what's on that carrier.
Yeah, most of them underwater. All your sleeping compartments, all that.
No. You got hung up on the traffic.
You've got to have your beauty rest.
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