Uncle Si invites New York Yankees’ GM Brian Cashman to Louisiana to settle their differences on the importance of beards. Martin and Godwin have the worst luck on the water, with Godwin getting stranded with no help and Martin making a habit of falling out of boats annually at least. John-David’s son Carter calls ‘em like he sees ‘em and it might land JD in hot water with strangers. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What happened to Godwin on the water?
We'll talk about it here in a second.
Oh, I thought we were rolling.
Oh. Well, we're missing Hunter. So we don't know. It's just a weird day. Hunter took the day off to go on his date. We're anxiously awaiting updates. He ended up taking two days off. It's got to be a good date for two days. Cy woke up with a case of the Mondays.
It was.
It's a Monday that's a Tuesday, but it's a Tuesday that's, I don't know. I'm confused.
I don't even know what day it is. And Godwin.
This is retirement Godwin. He used to be second everywhere we went, only behind Si.
He was early for everything.
And now he's last. He's always late. If he shows up. Where is Godwin? He's either late or don't even show up. Retired Godwin is a proven flight risk now.
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Chapter 2: Why is Godwin considered a flight risk?
There's a point where he just doesn't show up anymore. Right now he's still trying to get here, allegedly.
Well, he's been in communication letting me know he was coming.
What happened?
He broke down on Darbon, said he spun his prop. He said, I hit something the other day, but I didn't think it did nothing.
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It did do something.
Yeah, if you wanted like a long, lonely cruise on Darbon, that would have been the day. He said, I'm idling somewhere 26 and 7 miles an hour. And he was halfway up the lake. He put in at the very south end of the lake, and he was about halfway down the lake when I talked to him. So he should be here. He put in at the spillway or he put in at? Put in at the spillway. Okay.
And he was at Terrell Island when I talked to him, which is about the halfway point of the lake.
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Chapter 3: What are the challenges of retirement for Godwin?
Okay. We'll see Godwin in a little bit. Fresh off the lake, full of frustration.
I said, well, Godwin, that's a problem. I said, it's the only day we've had a south wind in two weeks, and you're going right into it. I said, any other time you'd had a north wind pushing you for the last two weeks, but not today.
Retirement Godwin.
That's got one for you. I told him, I said, you know, I've noticed one thing about them boats. The more you're in them, the more stuff breaks. So, yeah, he's figuring that out, you know. He's in his lot. Sal, what's your problem? Why you got a Monday? Why did you have a bad day? Why?
How? Who knows? When you're your age. He decided it was a bad day when he woke up.
oh i'm not saying when you're your age as successful as you've been what determines a bad day that's that's what um you just maybe it's a bad mood oh we're like you know instead of a bad day you need to watch bluey there's a whole episode about that yeah uh-huh bad mood it's called bad mood bingo but um bingo is always bad I'd love to see Cy watching Bluey.
He'd actually really enjoy it. It's not just for kids.
It sounds like an Instagram reel collection. Uncle Cy reacts to Bluey. He just watches all of it.
I think of any Robertson that might tear up to a cartoon, Cy watching Bluey might be the one.
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Chapter 4: What changes did the Yankees make regarding beards?
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When you help Mike, Mike helps you.
Mike's a big scratch my back, scratch your back kind of fella.
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Chapter 5: How did the Yankees GM react to his beard policy?
Oh.
So I was like, it's not to gout. Praise the Lord, because Martin's told me horror stories. But I couldn't walk, and it was Sunday, so I had to go to church. So I was like, well, I limped into church. I'm limping. And then when I get down there, I sit down. Everybody's standing up singing. I'm like, y'all stand up if y'all want. My foot hurt. Then everybody thought I was sad.
I had more people check. If you don't go to church, nobody checks in on you. If you sit down through the whole church, you're like, you doing okay? I was like, my foot hurts. Like, I can't stand up very long because my foot's in a lot of pain. I don't know what it is. I think I'm just old. I don't know. And then I walked it off after church, and I said, okay, I'm going to get good.
Hey, you got to be tough to be old.
Yeah, that's what I'm learning. And then I woke up two days later, and it switched feet. That's exactly right. It swapped feet? Yeah, and then my right foot hurt.
That's tough.
And the person that come up with this phrase about golden 60s needs to be horse whipped because there ain't nothing golden about getting 60. Well, that was 15 years ago.
Yeah, I know. I know, yeah. I'm pretty sure your 60s were what we call Duck Dynasty. Yeah. Which seemed pretty golden to me.
Yeah. Oh, boy. I'd argue they were green even.
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