Uncle Si
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We're all in one accord.
We're all in one accord.
That's what car Jesus drove. He's got endless variety. All in one Accord.
That's what car Jesus drove. He's got endless variety. All in one Accord.
It takes a lot of guys to get out there.
It takes a lot of guys to get out there.
It's not going to be no pain to it.
It's not going to be no pain to it.
Oh. I don't know what you call power fishing and crappie fishing.
Oh. I don't know what you call power fishing and crappie fishing.
Oh, that fin's been at them, baby.
Oh, that fin's been at them, baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just throwing something at the fish that I'm looking at.
I'm just throwing something at the fish that I'm looking at.
Hey, Pastor Ketchup. Hey, man, buddy. You just call me when I get ready. Don't be talking with your mouth.
Hey, Pastor Ketchup. Hey, man, buddy. You just call me when I get ready. Don't be talking with your mouth.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, he did.
No, that was me smashing the Little Debbie's.
No, that was me smashing the Little Debbie's.
I know it.
I know it.
Oh, look. I ate a donut the other day. Did you? I did.
Oh, look. I ate a donut the other day. Did you? I did.
It was awesome. When I was at the Mississippi River Monsters deal. Did you tell Paula?
It was awesome. When I was at the Mississippi River Monsters deal. Did you tell Paula?
She said, you better be careful. I said, I didn't eat but one. Yeah, four. I couldn't get off of them. I had to walk away.
She said, you better be careful. I said, I didn't eat but one. Yeah, four. I couldn't get off of them. I had to walk away.
But my blood sugar was low. I had to heat it up.
But my blood sugar was low. I had to heat it up.
Gosh almighty.
Gosh almighty.
Is that even a question? He made it funny over there.
Is that even a question? He made it funny over there.
I've never had it. You're going to have to bail me one.
I've never had it. You're going to have to bail me one.
No. No? I'm in on that. No? I'm in on that. Can we make that a topping? We can actually do that.
No. No? I'm in on that. No? I'm in on that. Can we make that a topping? We can actually do that.
Have pizza with french fries. I got it.
Have pizza with french fries. I got it.
I gotta go catch some fish first.
I gotta go catch some fish first.
I gave Joe Hannum a lag to fish.
I gave Joe Hannum a lag to fish.
Make up some salve to dip it in. That sweep the swamp pizza at Johnny's.
Make up some salve to dip it in. That sweep the swamp pizza at Johnny's.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He said cocktail, but I'm like, if you just like. Oh, we keep adding stuff to it.
He said cocktail, but I'm like, if you just like. Oh, we keep adding stuff to it.
Cornbread. Wow. What kind of cornbread? Who's cornbread?
Cornbread. Wow. What kind of cornbread? Who's cornbread?
Cornbread.
Cornbread.
I'm going to go cornbread. Pizza.
I'm going to go cornbread. Pizza.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, have you had that cornbread, that Mexican cornbread up there, or iron cactus? Uh-huh. Oh, that's a slob of it. Let me tell you, it's like a... It's all you can eat by yourself. It's good. Meat. It's got all kinds of stuff on it. I guarantee you.
Hey, have you had that cornbread, that Mexican cornbread up there, or iron cactus? Uh-huh. Oh, that's a slob of it. Let me tell you, it's like a... It's all you can eat by yourself. It's good. Meat. It's got all kinds of stuff on it. I guarantee you.
Well, I can't eat jelly no more. I can't eat jelly no more.
Well, I can't eat jelly no more. I can't eat jelly no more.
Bojangles. That biscuit's no good. I said it. Bojangles biscuits ain't no good. I've had one in my life. I heard different.
Bojangles. That biscuit's no good. I said it. Bojangles biscuits ain't no good. I've had one in my life. I heard different.
both of them um yeah what kind of question is that yeah neither i'll say which one do you like better i'm on the neither i'm gonna go with phil's beard i'm gonna go with john david i'm gonna have my own write-in category i'm taking phil robertson's beard i'm gonna take mine
both of them um yeah what kind of question is that yeah neither i'll say which one do you like better i'm on the neither i'm gonna go with phil's beard i'm gonna go with john david i'm gonna have my own write-in category i'm taking phil robertson's beard i'm gonna take mine
If we had to choose.
If we had to choose.
I reckon so.
I reckon so.
Now they good. They tender.
Now they good. They tender.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
But if it's a contest on who can eat the most. Now, if it's a gourmet hot dog. But then it makes it a gourmet hamburger. No, he didn't say gourmet hamburger.
But if it's a contest on who can eat the most. Now, if it's a gourmet hot dog. But then it makes it a gourmet hamburger. No, he didn't say gourmet hamburger.
He did.
He did.
Well, that's what I thought he said.
Well, that's what I thought he said.
You toast the bun. You grate the cheese. It's got to be grated cheese. Top you up with some purple onions.
You toast the bun. You grate the cheese. It's got to be grated cheese. Top you up with some purple onions.
Get some chili on it.
Get some chili on it.
I can testify to that. I don't know about the hot dogs, but I know you can eat cheeseburgers until they run out of meat.
I can testify to that. I don't know about the hot dogs, but I know you can eat cheeseburgers until they run out of meat.
But what are you calling a bad hot dog?
But what are you calling a bad hot dog?
They're better.
They're better.
They pop when you, yeah.
They pop when you, yeah.
Who'd have ever thought hot dog versus hamburger?
Who'd have ever thought hot dog versus hamburger?
Wilson Weenie. Put it in a bun?
Wilson Weenie. Put it in a bun?
If you fall 10 feet and hit the ground, you could die. That's right. 10 feet. 10 feet. LeBron James can dunk. That thing's way over 10 feet. No idea what that means. Bungee jump.
If you fall 10 feet and hit the ground, you could die. That's right. 10 feet. 10 feet. LeBron James can dunk. That thing's way over 10 feet. No idea what that means. Bungee jump.
You know what makes me mad? You know what makes me so angry? What? Next. I fished a cat. Oh, fish and cats.
You know what makes me mad? You know what makes me so angry? What? Next. I fished a cat. Oh, fish and cats.
I don't know how we got here, but I'm glad we did. Now we are. I've enjoyed the journey. Help us.
I don't know how we got here, but I'm glad we did. Now we are. I've enjoyed the journey. Help us.
Yeah, but it's got to be the kind that you dip it in there and it sticks to the outside.
Yeah, but it's got to be the kind that you dip it in there and it sticks to the outside.
Oh, boy. Okay. You didn't think of that, did you?
Oh, boy. Okay. You didn't think of that, did you?
Why don't you put food on a pizza?
Why don't you put food on a pizza?
No, we ain't trimming down. No.
No, we ain't trimming down. No.
But not together. Not at the same time.
But not together. Not at the same time.
Why not just make a pizza and put cheese and meat on it?
Why not just make a pizza and put cheese and meat on it?
Now we're getting technical.
Now we're getting technical.
At the end of the day, all we really are is Hawaiian pizza goes in the trash.
At the end of the day, all we really are is Hawaiian pizza goes in the trash.
Until you feel how that boat's sitting on that prop wide open.
Until you feel how that boat's sitting on that prop wide open.
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Or eat some more.
Or eat some more.
Yeah, I got to push you some now.
Yeah, I got to push you some now.
Argentina.
Argentina.
The sweet.
The sweet.
Yeah. Or you're wearing a honey hole hat.
Yeah. Or you're wearing a honey hole hat.
We's thinking about our best spots.
We's thinking about our best spots.
Milk.
Milk.
Oh, you got to choose one or the other. Can't do it. Quit doing both.
Oh, you got to choose one or the other. Can't do it. Quit doing both.
You can't do both. Coke, zero.
You can't do both. Coke, zero.
Yeah, I know. But waffles has got all that. Look, you can slop that butter and feel every square.
Yeah, I know. But waffles has got all that. Look, you can slop that butter and feel every square.
I can understand the after. That was so good.
I can understand the after. That was so good.
You're going to have to do that with dude wipes. I don't never eat chicken and waffles.
You're going to have to do that with dude wipes. I don't never eat chicken and waffles.
Yeah, it is. No, not.
Yeah, it is. No, not.
Bloomin' Onion is the best version. Bloomin' Onion.
Bloomin' Onion is the best version. Bloomin' Onion.
Yeah, but that wasn't legal. You broke a rule.
Yeah, but that wasn't legal. You broke a rule.
There you go.
There you go.
You got me walking them nachos at traps at seafood. Seafood nachos. Yeah, they're good.
You got me walking them nachos at traps at seafood. Seafood nachos. Yeah, they're good.
Nope. It's slow.
Nope. It's slow.
This or that.
This or that.
Not either. Neither.
Not either. Neither.
Have they got a heater in that igloo? You betcha. Have they? You know them people get on ice fishing in them huts and they got heaters in them? Don't they know heat melts ice? I'll fix that. I was going to ask you about that. That ain't, I mean, that ain't right. That ain't right. Everybody keeps asking, you need to come up here ice fishing. No, I ain't doing it. I look like the Michelin man.
Have they got a heater in that igloo? You betcha. Have they? You know them people get on ice fishing in them huts and they got heaters in them? Don't they know heat melts ice? I'll fix that. I was going to ask you about that. That ain't, I mean, that ain't right. That ain't right. Everybody keeps asking, you need to come up here ice fishing. No, I ain't doing it. I look like the Michelin man.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
If they slime you, you can throw your shirt away. Yeah, but hey. I'm not worried about the slime.
If they slime you, you can throw your shirt away. Yeah, but hey. I'm not worried about the slime.
It's still summertime, baby.
It's still summertime, baby.
You saying them new ones where they go up in the air? Yeah.
You saying them new ones where they go up in the air? Yeah.
Oh, the parachute's tied there? No, it's a big old flat round blow-up deal you get on, but it'll go up in the air. I don't think it's supposed to. Oh, they make them go up there. I see it all the time. This or that, I'm going with that.
Oh, the parachute's tied there? No, it's a big old flat round blow-up deal you get on, but it'll go up in the air. I don't think it's supposed to. Oh, they make them go up there. I see it all the time. This or that, I'm going with that.
I wonder what would happen if you let it go. Unclick the rope.
I wonder what would happen if you let it go. Unclick the rope.
Cut it.
Cut it.
You got on the interview.
You got on the interview.
Oh, I'd be the Michelin man if I got on ice. They said, oh, we drive trucks out there. I said, I know. I see them pulling them out on the news.
Oh, I'd be the Michelin man if I got on ice. They said, oh, we drive trucks out there. I said, I know. I see them pulling them out on the news.
Do you know how Eskimos build their house?
Do you know how Eskimos build their house?
If you just want to be difficult, you can do that. Perfect. You can just edit out what we don't like anyway. If the answer is pizza or french fries, I want both.
If you just want to be difficult, you can do that. Perfect. You can just edit out what we don't like anyway. If the answer is pizza or french fries, I want both.
Yeah, I remember Eastwood more than John Wayne.
Yeah, I remember Eastwood more than John Wayne.
But both, I'm going to say both of them. Oh, God was giving us a both. I'm a both. Breaking rules. I'm an Eastwood guy.
But both, I'm going to say both of them. Oh, God was giving us a both. I'm a both. Breaking rules. I'm an Eastwood guy.
You know what I'm saying, little fella? You got to pick one. you gotta pick one you gotta pick one you gotta pick one no hey one or the other hey son you ain't radio i'm gonna do eastwood because i remember most of him because there you go okay i i'm a little josey come get washed up now
You know what I'm saying, little fella? You got to pick one. you gotta pick one you gotta pick one you gotta pick one no hey one or the other hey son you ain't radio i'm gonna do eastwood because i remember most of him because there you go okay i i'm a little josey come get washed up now
With butter on it? Mm-hmm.
With butter on it? Mm-hmm.
That's way more important to say. Hey, when we go to the picture show, Paula eats popcorn for dinner. That's what she wants.
That's way more important to say. Hey, when we go to the picture show, Paula eats popcorn for dinner. That's what she wants.
But she don't put butter on it. You don't what? You don't put butter on her popcorn. There's butter already on her. That's ridiculous.
But she don't put butter on it. You don't what? You don't put butter on her popcorn. There's butter already on her. That's ridiculous.
Crawfish are the same.
Crawfish are the same.
There ain't no work in crawfish tale, Papa.
There ain't no work in crawfish tale, Papa.
It'd probably be the same.
It'd probably be the same.
It's up there with like skydiving.
It's up there with like skydiving.
Forget the king crab.
Forget the king crab.
That's it. Alright, next question. With remoulade sauce. Ooh. Extra horseradish. That's exactly right. I'm with you there.
That's it. Alright, next question. With remoulade sauce. Ooh. Extra horseradish. That's exactly right. I'm with you there.
Black eyed peas. Got to pick one. No. Okra or black eyed peas? Black eyed peas. It ought to be again the law to grow okra.
Black eyed peas. Got to pick one. No. Okra or black eyed peas? Black eyed peas. It ought to be again the law to grow okra.
I'd do that. I'd do it. I'd jump out of a plane with a parachute. I know it'd be fun, but I just don't think I'll. Without it crashing? I don't think I'll jump out of a plane. If I had a parachute on, I knew how to pull a cord. Well, I don't think I'd jump out of a plane. Si, there's a lot less oxygen down there. If you jump from that high. Well, I know, but it's just a grain.
I'd do that. I'd do it. I'd jump out of a plane with a parachute. I know it'd be fun, but I just don't think I'll. Without it crashing? I don't think I'll jump out of a plane. If I had a parachute on, I knew how to pull a cord. Well, I don't think I'd jump out of a plane. Si, there's a lot less oxygen down there. If you jump from that high. Well, I know, but it's just a grain.
That dude's weird.
That dude's weird.
I know it. Me too.
I know it. Me too.
That whole thing, catch on.
That whole thing, catch on.
It's got little fuzzies all over it. Yep, same.
It's got little fuzzies all over it. Yep, same.
We always do purple hull.
We always do purple hull.
Si, have you ever been to a Hooters establishment here in the United States of America?
Si, have you ever been to a Hooters establishment here in the United States of America?
That's not irrationally angry. That is certified anger. You can't get it out.
That's not irrationally angry. That is certified anger. You can't get it out.
Probably. I would not doubt it. I would not doubt it. Those were some bigger rivets.
Probably. I would not doubt it. I would not doubt it. Those were some bigger rivets.
Ten years. It was right behind Hooters is the funny part. I was just past them. But I was like, I don't fit in here, gang. Like, I can't do this.
Ten years. It was right behind Hooters is the funny part. I was just past them. But I was like, I don't fit in here, gang. Like, I can't do this.
If you think you want to work in retail, you got to go work at a grocery store first. Because nobody wants to buy their groceries and they're mad. And then you go somewhere where they want to buy stuff like guns and fishing stuff and it's way easier.
If you think you want to work in retail, you got to go work at a grocery store first. Because nobody wants to buy their groceries and they're mad. And then you go somewhere where they want to buy stuff like guns and fishing stuff and it's way easier.
Where'd you work at retail?
Where'd you work at retail?
Was it like delightfully tacky?
Was it like delightfully tacky?
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Hey, Martin. Hey. There's a sucker born every minute, and I don't want our listeners to be one of them because that big wireless company keep talking about free phone this, free phone that. They're going to give you a free phone. I'm here to tell you. It's a scam. It comes with a lot of fine print. They require you to sign up for four lines. Then they got an activation fee.
Never pulled in. My grandmother went to Hooters once.
Never pulled in. My grandmother went to Hooters once.
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Yeah, it was an accident.
Yeah, it was an accident.
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Yes, my very Church of Christ grandmother and three other old ladies were on a church trip, and they were like, that looks like a nice restaurant. Serves wings.
Yes, my very Church of Christ grandmother and three other old ladies were on a church trip, and they were like, that looks like a nice restaurant. Serves wings.
No. You're the only person that can say that. Allison ended up here because of Red Lobster. You know what I'm saying?
No. You're the only person that can say that. Allison ended up here because of Red Lobster. You know what I'm saying?
Allison was at Red Lobster at the same time.
Allison was at Red Lobster at the same time.
I hate those things. We ate them every night. She'd bring home like six of them every night.
I hate those things. We ate them every night. She'd bring home like six of them every night.
And they're going to go, can I watch it? Well, just not one episode. Yeah. Where I had a giant hickey on my neck. How was North Carolina?
And they're going to go, can I watch it? Well, just not one episode. Yeah. Where I had a giant hickey on my neck. How was North Carolina?
A win for the pizza people. Yeah. I don't go to no chain. Well, I wanted to try it.
A win for the pizza people. Yeah. I don't go to no chain. Well, I wanted to try it.
Yeah. Well, you're supposed to start with the pizza, Hunter. Yeah. I'm not giving you any advice. You start with pizza.
Yeah. Well, you're supposed to start with the pizza, Hunter. Yeah. I'm not giving you any advice. You start with pizza.
And there's somebody listening to this that is... Right now, driving to a job. That they hate. That they hate. There's a way out. And they're sitting there going, I'm going to this. I hate it. The boss is a jerk. It might even be, probably in your case, you would say that that job was a little demeaning. Yeah. No, probably more than a little.
And there's somebody listening to this that is... Right now, driving to a job. That they hate. That they hate. There's a way out. And they're sitting there going, I'm going to this. I hate it. The boss is a jerk. It might even be, probably in your case, you would say that that job was a little demeaning. Yeah. No, probably more than a little.
They have not been back.
They have not been back.
I was about to say, did they stay? I don't know the full story.
I was about to say, did they stay? I don't know the full story.
I'm like, no, I'm not going to. Go ahead. But there's somebody that's headed to a job they hate. Yeah. And, I mean, your story is one of, hey, you might have to go change oil instead of do that job. And it's coming, that opportunity. And then how do you like it now? Yeah, but that was an upgrade.
I'm like, no, I'm not going to. Go ahead. But there's somebody that's headed to a job they hate. Yeah. And, I mean, your story is one of, hey, you might have to go change oil instead of do that job. And it's coming, that opportunity. And then how do you like it now? Yeah, but that was an upgrade.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, no. And now look at you. You're one of them women at church with a big white SUV and the twins. Yeah.
Oh, no. And now look at you. You're one of them women at church with a big white SUV and the twins. Yeah.
If you need braces, I can also help you out with that. Change your tires, get you a new beer, and change your braces all in one.
If you need braces, I can also help you out with that. Change your tires, get you a new beer, and change your braces all in one.
She's 92, so she's probably got some stories.
She's 92, so she's probably got some stories.
They should put that on a t-shirt. Yeah, don't get stuck in your hooters. That'll preach, Martin. That will preach.
They should put that on a t-shirt. Yeah, don't get stuck in your hooters. That'll preach, Martin. That will preach.
And it might not even be your dream. Like, you don't know. I don't want to speak for Brittany, but I don't think Brittany's dream in life was to be a mom of twin boys living in West Monroe, Louisiana, being an orthodontist assistant.
And it might not even be your dream. Like, you don't know. I don't want to speak for Brittany, but I don't think Brittany's dream in life was to be a mom of twin boys living in West Monroe, Louisiana, being an orthodontist assistant.
Y'all's anniversary's in May, huh?
Y'all's anniversary's in May, huh?
Yeah, we went all together Saturday night.
Yeah, we went all together Saturday night.
He realized he was bald. Carter's going through his head going, he's always had hair. No, he's just always had a hat on.
He realized he was bald. Carter's going through his head going, he's always had hair. No, he's just always had a hat on.
And my shoes took a salsa bath. I got them clean, if y'all were wondering. By the next service.
And my shoes took a salsa bath. I got them clean, if y'all were wondering. By the next service.
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Well, y'all got fig trees and lemon trees.
Well, y'all got fig trees and lemon trees.
I got one fig tree. You got a fig tree. I bought a banana tree last year. It grew real fast. You can get anything you want. The website you can get lost in because of the 2 million happy customers, there's 70,000 five-star reviews, and a lot of those have pictures so you can see what it's going to look like when it gets to your yard.
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time out we do have to bring something up so oh what about these these two i'm around the table that well no so after church on saturday we went to saturday night service together i was like hey we're going to hobby peas if y'all want to join martin was less than enthused about going with five kids to a mexican restaurant i had to convince him makes sense and britney goes you never let me do anything fun martin justin she calls him justin i
time out we do have to bring something up so oh what about these these two i'm around the table that well no so after church on saturday we went to saturday night service together i was like hey we're going to hobby peas if y'all want to join martin was less than enthused about going with five kids to a mexican restaurant i had to convince him makes sense and britney goes you never let me do anything fun martin justin she calls him justin i
Yeah, she said, we never do anything. Then we all did go eat Mexican food. Yeah.
Yeah, she said, we never do anything. Then we all did go eat Mexican food. Yeah.
I saw them. They told everybody in the restaurant hello and threw something at each one of them.
I saw them. They told everybody in the restaurant hello and threw something at each one of them.
See, you always talk about how fast I eat. Now you know what it is. It's just I got kids. I'm about to see how fast I can shove this down my throat.
See, you always talk about how fast I eat. Now you know what it is. It's just I got kids. I'm about to see how fast I can shove this down my throat.
It's all defense.
It's all defense.
Yeah, I get it. We kind of lucked out, though. When our kids, the boys, were that stage – The world shut down for reasons you don't want to say on YouTube.
Yeah, I get it. We kind of lucked out, though. When our kids, the boys, were that stage – The world shut down for reasons you don't want to say on YouTube.
They'll flag you and they'll be like, oh, this is CDC. Anyway, so we never went to restaurants. Then we took them at like... The next year, like 2021, and it was like, nope, I'm never going anywhere again.
They'll flag you and they'll be like, oh, this is CDC. Anyway, so we never went to restaurants. Then we took them at like... The next year, like 2021, and it was like, nope, I'm never going anywhere again.
They're not slinging spaghetti on the walls.
They're not slinging spaghetti on the walls.
Other people's aren't. That's the truest statement. Everybody thinks their own kids are cute. I'm just telling you, there's somebody out there that thinks your kid's ugly. If you're listening to this, your kids might be ugly. My kid might be ugly. I don't know.
Other people's aren't. That's the truest statement. Everybody thinks their own kids are cute. I'm just telling you, there's somebody out there that thinks your kid's ugly. If you're listening to this, your kids might be ugly. My kid might be ugly. I don't know.
they do that i don't know how when do they start eating they don't yeah i don't i i legitimately don't think my middle child bins consumes more than a roll and maybe a fruit gummy a day allison and i talk about that she really makes me feel better about the situation how are you still alive well what's weird is they will go five days where it feels like they don't eat 500 calories
they do that i don't know how when do they start eating they don't yeah i don't i i legitimately don't think my middle child bins consumes more than a roll and maybe a fruit gummy a day allison and i talk about that she really makes me feel better about the situation how are you still alive well what's weird is they will go five days where it feels like they don't eat 500 calories
But before you can be a grandpa, you might have to have another one.
But before you can be a grandpa, you might have to have another one.
I'm going to let these two talk just as John David's signing off.
I'm going to let these two talk just as John David's signing off.
There's somebody who worked there. I'm pretty sure there's like a Netflix special on how unhealthy a work environment it was.
There's somebody who worked there. I'm pretty sure there's like a Netflix special on how unhealthy a work environment it was.
you know it's like well that ain't a girl hold on um quick question for y'all though what the first time y'all were only having one right yeah the first ultrasound was just one baby one baby two babies boy girl two penises every time we went into the i told him quit saying anything yeah a guy came up to me that we all know i'm not gonna announce their baby for him so we're gonna leave names out of it yeah and he said on easter he's like hey man gonna be a dad i was like
you know it's like well that ain't a girl hold on um quick question for y'all though what the first time y'all were only having one right yeah the first ultrasound was just one baby one baby two babies boy girl two penises every time we went into the i told him quit saying anything yeah a guy came up to me that we all know i'm not gonna announce their baby for him so we're gonna leave names out of it yeah and he said on easter he's like hey man gonna be a dad i was like
man congrats you've been to the doctor and everything he's like yeah had our first one i said well martin had his first one and there was only one because he literally said it's only one though and i was like that's a weird thing to say and so then don't count them chickens but wait till the second i said there might be two he's like no there's only one i said that's how it was for martin and he goes
man congrats you've been to the doctor and everything he's like yeah had our first one i said well martin had his first one and there was only one because he literally said it's only one though and i was like that's a weird thing to say and so then don't count them chickens but wait till the second i said there might be two he's like no there's only one i said that's how it was for martin and he goes
And then he went to tell Allison, and he goes, but we're not sure if it's one or two of you. She told me that story.
And then he went to tell Allison, and he goes, but we're not sure if it's one or two of you. She told me that story.
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Listen up, everybody. I want to take a moment to talk about something that you may not know affects you, but it affects a lot of us. Do you feel exhausted, weighed down, and struggle to get through the day? Boy, do I. The culprit might be right under your nose, about- My mustache? 18 inches, a little left of the stomach, right around your small and large intestines.
You know what I'm talking about. We're talking about your liver, because it might be a sluggish, overworked liver that you got going on, Martin. Here's the reality. Your liver is under constant attack from processed foods, environmental toxins, GMOs, microplastic fluorides, and a bunch of other stuff we don't even know about. And over time, this is going to take a serious toll.
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A staggering 100 million Americans now suffer. from an overworked or sluggish liver, according to the American Liver Foundation, who I believe probably knows more about livers than anybody else. That's nearly one in every three people.
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I witnessed a fight this morning.
I witnessed a fight this morning.
It's 6.15 in the morning.
It's 6.15 in the morning.
No, he's faster than he looks.
No, he's faster than he looks.
In my house, you'll look up and Carter's running from Lottie. Like, she'll be chasing him or something. And he's like, yeah, make her stop. I said. You're twice her size, man.
In my house, you'll look up and Carter's running from Lottie. Like, she'll be chasing him or something. And he's like, yeah, make her stop. I said. You're twice her size, man.
I said, you can end this right now. But he's just not a violent kid. He's like, I ain't fighting nobody.
I said, you can end this right now. But he's just not a violent kid. He's like, I ain't fighting nobody.
Just one more. Whenever you went to that doctor, did he explain to you? Did you go to the guy that looks like Santa Claus?
Just one more. Whenever you went to that doctor, did he explain to you? Did you go to the guy that looks like Santa Claus?
Okay.
Okay.
He explained to me that there is a pretty easy process.
He explained to me that there is a pretty easy process.
No, no, no, you don't reconnect it at this point.
No, no, no, you don't reconnect it at this point.
Yes. And then, yeah. And then I slam.
Yes. And then, yeah. And then I slam.
That's aggressive. It's not near as fun as the original way they intended.
That's aggressive. It's not near as fun as the original way they intended.
You poor thing. We did have someone ask what her midlife crisis is going to be, and I hope it's a little girl now, because that would just make me die.
You poor thing. We did have someone ask what her midlife crisis is going to be, and I hope it's a little girl now, because that would just make me die.
I would say a year or two older than Carter.
I would say a year or two older than Carter.
That microwave's been in danger before. Back whenever I first started, Stone's oldest, Carly, at about eight or nine, walked into the store, looked at me and goes, there's a fire. Walked out and I said, what? And I ran in and there was just a fire coming out of the microwave because she put a mustard packet in it and it started.
That microwave's been in danger before. Back whenever I first started, Stone's oldest, Carly, at about eight or nine, walked into the store, looked at me and goes, there's a fire. Walked out and I said, what? And I ran in and there was just a fire coming out of the microwave because she put a mustard packet in it and it started.
I ain't doing no dogs. I'd have another kid before I had another dog.
I ain't doing no dogs. I'd have another kid before I had another dog.
It is. Don't say that. That took a dark turn.
It is. Don't say that. That took a dark turn.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
If we go down the dog route, I might cry, but I've- I'll definitely cry. We're not going down the dog route. We talked about it recently, and I have made my peace. I'm good on dogs. I'm good on dogs like Martin's good on kids.
If we go down the dog route, I might cry, but I've- I'll definitely cry. We're not going down the dog route. We talked about it recently, and I have made my peace. I'm good on dogs. I'm good on dogs like Martin's good on kids.
I don't know if you were the hottest waitress at Hooters, but you were definitely the hottest girl to ever work.
I don't know if you were the hottest waitress at Hooters, but you were definitely the hottest girl to ever work.
I just don't. They smell, though. I have reached the self-sufficient stage where if I want to leave town, I ain't got to worry about no dog.
I just don't. They smell, though. I have reached the self-sufficient stage where if I want to leave town, I ain't got to worry about no dog.
Our house used to be infested with centipedes.
Our house used to be infested with centipedes.
Si, do you know where Brittany worked in college? Was it in college? Yes. Do you know where Brittany worked in college? No, I don't. Are you excited to find out? Yeah.
Si, do you know where Brittany worked in college? Was it in college? Yes. Do you know where Brittany worked in college? No, I don't. Are you excited to find out? Yeah.
Was he house trained?
Was he house trained?
In your home?
In your home?
All right, you're on your own.
All right, you're on your own.
If you want an animal, the Monroe Zoo is available, and those are basically house cats anyway.
If you want an animal, the Monroe Zoo is available, and those are basically house cats anyway.
That was a great episode, and I think Si nailed it on the Bible verse. We're going to call it our Hooters verse. Jeremiah 29, 11. For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Don't get stuck in your Hooters. Is that the tagline?
That was a great episode, and I think Si nailed it on the Bible verse. We're going to call it our Hooters verse. Jeremiah 29, 11. For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Don't get stuck in your Hooters. Is that the tagline?
I think they're switching to hoots. Hoots. There you go.
I think they're switching to hoots. Hoots. There you go.
I'm serious. Yeah. I'm going to Wingstop.
I'm serious. Yeah. I'm going to Wingstop.
It's kind of like the outfit at your previous job was made for women.
It's kind of like the outfit at your previous job was made for women.
I want to know how many people have gone from Hooters to Valvoline just in America.
I want to know how many people have gone from Hooters to Valvoline just in America.
Alveline woman's jumpsuit.
Alveline woman's jumpsuit.
My name was on my apron. I burned that.
My name was on my apron. I burned that.
Did you have a name jacket, Hooters? Yes, I did.
Did you have a name jacket, Hooters? Yes, I did.
Did you have to be very careful when putting the pin? It doesn't seem like a lot of extra material.
Did you have to be very careful when putting the pin? It doesn't seem like a lot of extra material.
And this podcast.
And this podcast.
You got a different name across your chest today. Her shirt today says Yeshua. The king is coming, people.
You got a different name across your chest today. Her shirt today says Yeshua. The king is coming, people.
But one in particular saw you and said, you're a fit.
But one in particular saw you and said, you're a fit.
I would never get tired of that.
I would never get tired of that.
I eat Mexican every day for the rest of my life.
I eat Mexican every day for the rest of my life.
There's only one.
There's only one.
I'm at least going to watch Big Daddy with them and be like, y'all want to know something about your mom?
I'm at least going to watch Big Daddy with them and be like, y'all want to know something about your mom?
Martin.
Martin.
We had ants and it was a problem.
We had ants and it was a problem.
Even worse. Oh no.
Even worse. Oh no.
In my kitchen.
In my kitchen.
All around the sink. Oh. And I was like, this stinks. But you know what?
All around the sink. Oh. And I was like, this stinks. But you know what?
Our friends over at Pesty had me locked and loaded. I zipped that thing on, poured it in there and said, I wish I had it. Put my gloves on, walked around. You know what we haven't had ever since?
Our friends over at Pesty had me locked and loaded. I zipped that thing on, poured it in there and said, I wish I had it. Put my gloves on, walked around. You know what we haven't had ever since?
Or in my pantry, or in my pants, or in my kitchen.
Or in my pantry, or in my pants, or in my kitchen.
Everything you just said, I just like being in my home.
Everything you just said, I just like being in my home.
They don't even mention... It's kind of fun.
They don't even mention... It's kind of fun.
y'all for real that grilled cheese and curly flies strength they have great food i've only been to hooters once and it was because we were a state away from my parents so i felt safe and i had cash so they couldn't see the debit card wow and my friend luke was like hey give me some cash man i was like no
y'all for real that grilled cheese and curly flies strength they have great food i've only been to hooters once and it was because we were a state away from my parents so i felt safe and i had cash so they couldn't see the debit card wow and my friend luke was like hey give me some cash man i was like no
It's the best part of the story to me. We were talking before and she was telling us some stuff that was, we're not going to stay on this podcast, but the Netflix documentary is not lying. It's not lying. And, you know, pretty toxic place. And then Brittany said, you know what? Screw this. I'm going to go change oil. And as a man who goes to get his oil changed, there's not many of you in there.
It's the best part of the story to me. We were talking before and she was telling us some stuff that was, we're not going to stay on this podcast, but the Netflix documentary is not lying. It's not lying. And, you know, pretty toxic place. And then Brittany said, you know what? Screw this. I'm going to go change oil. And as a man who goes to get his oil changed, there's not many of you in there.
No.
No.
You don't have near big enough mustache to work where I go.
You don't have near big enough mustache to work where I go.
buddy when i started at tp outdoors my first one i worked in the warehouse and i learned y'all that don't know that's 50 pound bags that quit that quit creed 80 well okay we only sold 80 i was about to complain about pumpkins and watermelons but that's not quite as heavy but that's that i never forget that first october i worked in a grocery store and all them pumpkins showed up i said what am i supposed to do with those and rick cody looked at me and said move them and i was like
buddy when i started at tp outdoors my first one i worked in the warehouse and i learned y'all that don't know that's 50 pound bags that quit that quit creed 80 well okay we only sold 80 i was about to complain about pumpkins and watermelons but that's not quite as heavy but that's that i never forget that first october i worked in a grocery store and all them pumpkins showed up i said what am i supposed to do with those and rick cody looked at me and said move them and i was like
He's like, yep, all right. That's what I thought, son. That's what I thought. But our relationship was so different.
He's like, yep, all right. That's what I thought, son. That's what I thought. But our relationship was so different.
Cause he grew up tough, hard.
Cause he grew up tough, hard.
I was in my young 20s and I would go down there a lot and he'd have that jukebox jamming. You know, one thing that we had in common, we loved loud music and Si's the same way. And he would be jamming to Stranglehold. He loved that Stranglehold. And he also loved Love is Like Oxygen. You remember that song, Si? Nope. Love is Like Oxygen. Anyway, he loved it. He'd play it all the time.
I was in my young 20s and I would go down there a lot and he'd have that jukebox jamming. You know, one thing that we had in common, we loved loud music and Si's the same way. And he would be jamming to Stranglehold. He loved that Stranglehold. And he also loved Love is Like Oxygen. You remember that song, Si? Nope. Love is Like Oxygen. Anyway, he loved it. He'd play it all the time.
And I never knew what hard work was until I went down there. And I'm telling you, I slept on that couch. I ate Miss Kay's food and almost died working with him because I wasn't used to it. I was a student. You know what I mean? But when we went to Vegas for a show, uh, we were me and sign a couple other guys. We'll sit in with Phil up front and, um, sitting beside us was Ted Nugent.
And I never knew what hard work was until I went down there. And I'm telling you, I slept on that couch. I ate Miss Kay's food and almost died working with him because I wasn't used to it. I was a student. You know what I mean? But when we went to Vegas for a show, uh, we were me and sign a couple other guys. We'll sit in with Phil up front and, um, sitting beside us was Ted Nugent.
And old Phil said, all right, Mac, come here, son. I walked over to him, he said, that's old Nugent right there, go get him, bring him over here. I was like, he's got no question in his mind.
And old Phil said, all right, Mac, come here, son. I walked over to him, he said, that's old Nugent right there, go get him, bring him over here. I was like, he's got no question in his mind.
ted's gonna come over i was like yes sir because i never told phil no i mean i was like whatever yeah let me let me figure it out yeah so i went and then i introduced myself and ted was like what phil robertson he jumped up and he ran over there and he shook his hand and hugged him he was like man and they started talking you know and that's the only time i ever seen phil really light up when he met somebody yeah that was pretty cool yeah he uh
ted's gonna come over i was like yes sir because i never told phil no i mean i was like whatever yeah let me let me figure it out yeah so i went and then i introduced myself and ted was like what phil robertson he jumped up and he ran over there and he shook his hand and hugged him he was like man and they started talking you know and that's the only time i ever seen phil really light up when he met somebody yeah that was pretty cool yeah he uh
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
And he just had the confidence. Phil had so much confidence. When I would ask him a question, he would just say, here's what you do. This is it.
And he just had the confidence. Phil had so much confidence. When I would ask him a question, he would just say, here's what you do. This is it.
Very black and white. I said, Phil, I can't get my dad, and I was telling Justin this story, I can't get my dad to listen to me several years ago. I want to talk to him about Jesus, but he keeps shutting me out. He said, yep, here's what you do. And he gave me a plan that I did not think would work, but I did exactly what he said. I went back to my dad's house. I knocked on the door.
Very black and white. I said, Phil, I can't get my dad, and I was telling Justin this story, I can't get my dad to listen to me several years ago. I want to talk to him about Jesus, but he keeps shutting me out. He said, yep, here's what you do. And he gave me a plan that I did not think would work, but I did exactly what he said. I went back to my dad's house. I knocked on the door.
He opens up the door. I said, what do you want me to say? He said, what are you talking about? I said, what do you want me to say?
He opens up the door. I said, what do you want me to say? He said, what are you talking about? I said, what do you want me to say?
At your funeral. What do you want me to say about your relationship with Jesus? And my dad started crying and he said, come in here and sit down. And we started right there and had a conversation that we never would have had because Phil gave me that instruction. He was like, this is going to work, Mac. I guarantee you he's going to talk to you. And he did. And I'm so thankful for that.
At your funeral. What do you want me to say about your relationship with Jesus? And my dad started crying and he said, come in here and sit down. And we started right there and had a conversation that we never would have had because Phil gave me that instruction. He was like, this is going to work, Mac. I guarantee you he's going to talk to you. And he did. And I'm so thankful for that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, getting changed out of the offering, making change.
Hey, getting changed out of the offering, making change.
Yeah. I got a question for you. Why was Phil so fixated on riding the hole?
Yeah. I got a question for you. Why was Phil so fixated on riding the hole?
Is he the game warden that W.E. that hopped in the boat with W.E. to come to the duck blind?
Is he the game warden that W.E. that hopped in the boat with W.E. to come to the duck blind?
That's a different one? Yeah, that's a different one. But they were after y'all, Si.
That's a different one? Yeah, that's a different one. But they were after y'all, Si.
Mm-hmm. This one hits hard. Yeah.
Mm-hmm. This one hits hard. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, he said, I ain't getting off of it.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, he said, I ain't getting off of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I loved how sharp Phil was because this big muscle-bound guy, like weightlifter guy, huge. And Phil was talking to him and studying with him. And the first thing he asked him was, he said, let me ask you something. He said, you got all these muscles. How are you going to get them out of the ground?
I loved how sharp Phil was because this big muscle-bound guy, like weightlifter guy, huge. And Phil was talking to him and studying with him. And the first thing he asked him was, he said, let me ask you something. He said, you got all these muscles. How are you going to get them out of the ground?
You know, I mean, it's just crazy. Martin, that's where Cy gets it, because when he's doing shows, he does the same exact thing. And I didn't know that. I mean, I would assume it. But Cy, you do the same thing. You stop people and don't care how much time it takes. You're sharing the gospel with them.
You know, I mean, it's just crazy. Martin, that's where Cy gets it, because when he's doing shows, he does the same exact thing. And I didn't know that. I mean, I would assume it. But Cy, you do the same thing. You stop people and don't care how much time it takes. You're sharing the gospel with them.
And, you know, Si, I got a lot of phone calls. I'm sure everybody did. And everybody that called, Phil had in some way influenced their lives for the gospel. And Slayball called me. He was like, I'll never be the same after sitting down with Phil all that time.
And, you know, Si, I got a lot of phone calls. I'm sure everybody did. And everybody that called, Phil had in some way influenced their lives for the gospel. And Slayball called me. He was like, I'll never be the same after sitting down with Phil all that time.
There's the dummy.
There's the dummy.
Well, you know, Si likes to tell stories when he gets nervous, Jay. We'll see. Yeah. If he's nervous, he's talking, especially when the game wardens are questioning him. But when we went to go see Phil, we went a couple weeks back, And I'm so glad we did. A feeling came. And, you know, Phil recognized Si immediately. He wasn't sure about who I was at first. And then Si started telling stories.
Well, you know, Si likes to tell stories when he gets nervous, Jay. We'll see. Yeah. If he's nervous, he's talking, especially when the game wardens are questioning him. But when we went to go see Phil, we went a couple weeks back, And I'm so glad we did. A feeling came. And, you know, Phil recognized Si immediately. He wasn't sure about who I was at first. And then Si started telling stories.
He's talking about fishing. He's talking about catching all these fish.
He's talking about fishing. He's talking about catching all these fish.
Yeah.
Yeah.
but the cool thing used to be who's the man not what kind of man what kind of man would do what kind of man but you know he he didn't know who he didn't know who i was at first but then as i was telling that story about all them fish he looked over there at me and he called called me mac you know he said mac you believe this all this about the story size telling And he was laughing.
but the cool thing used to be who's the man not what kind of man what kind of man would do what kind of man but you know he he didn't know who he didn't know who i was at first but then as i was telling that story about all them fish he looked over there at me and he called called me mac you know he said mac you believe this all this about the story size telling And he was laughing.
And I was like, no, Phil, I never believe any of his stories.
And I was like, no, Phil, I never believe any of his stories.
Yeah, he was stretching that one, Mac. And before we left, he hugged me. He knew who I was. And he told me he loved me. That's the last time I saw him. And that's how I wanted to remember him.
Yeah, he was stretching that one, Mac. And before we left, he hugged me. He knew who I was. And he told me he loved me. That's the last time I saw him. And that's how I wanted to remember him.
He did. He did.
He did. He did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Unwilling. Unwilling. Oh, man.
Unwilling. Unwilling. Oh, man.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Si, you're not alone. Yeah.
Si, you're not alone. Yeah.
Woo. That's one of them Robertson things there, Martin.
Woo. That's one of them Robertson things there, Martin.
I had a different relationship with Phil and it was really separate and apart from hunting because I got banned from the hunting blind for life. So we had a different kind of relationship. He led our small, our men's small group. He taught us how to be fathers. He taught us how to be good husbands. And this was all from a biblical standpoint.
I had a different relationship with Phil and it was really separate and apart from hunting because I got banned from the hunting blind for life. So we had a different kind of relationship. He led our small, our men's small group. He taught us how to be fathers. He taught us how to be good husbands. And this was all from a biblical standpoint.
And so every week we'd go in and me and a group of guys would learn and learn and learn from Phil. And I moved out to Abilene Christian University and got my degree in Bible. And I came back and Phil wanted to sit down and learn and hear everything I learned. He said, He said, did they ever get off the gospel, Mac? He calls me Mac. I said, no, Phil, they're pretty much on the gospel.
And so every week we'd go in and me and a group of guys would learn and learn and learn from Phil. And I moved out to Abilene Christian University and got my degree in Bible. And I came back and Phil wanted to sit down and learn and hear everything I learned. He said, He said, did they ever get off the gospel, Mac? He calls me Mac. I said, no, Phil, they're pretty much on the gospel.
They got a weird tail.
They got a weird tail.
I don't either.
I don't either.
That's what I'd have done. I don't even like ranch much. I like Thousand Island.
That's what I'd have done. I don't even like ranch much. I like Thousand Island.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, it's just mayo.
No, it's just mayo.
Thousand Island or Romelon.
Thousand Island or Romelon.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no, no.
Goblin ain't. That's like a hamburger. Why do they call it a hamburger when it's made out of beef?
Goblin ain't. That's like a hamburger. Why do they call it a hamburger when it's made out of beef?
Oh, yeah. That green stuff you get when you eat sushi.
Oh, yeah. That green stuff you get when you eat sushi.
What's that green stuff you get when you eat sushi? Wasabi.
What's that green stuff you get when you eat sushi? Wasabi.
It's got to tickle your nose.
It's got to tickle your nose.
Yep.
Yep.
Eat it with a cracker. Yeah.
Eat it with a cracker. Yeah.
I do love cocktail sauce. Oh, it's good. Now I got to go get some.
I do love cocktail sauce. Oh, it's good. Now I got to go get some.
Oh, yeah, you got it.
Oh, yeah, you got it.
That jarred stuff. Oh, I got the ingredients in the refrigerator door.
That jarred stuff. Oh, I got the ingredients in the refrigerator door.
Didn't we just carry horseradish around?
Didn't we just carry horseradish around?
Because it's prepared? I forget what it's called. It's got a funny name, but it's in a jar about that tall.
Because it's prepared? I forget what it's called. It's got a funny name, but it's in a jar about that tall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one. That's the best one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one. That's the best one.
Engelhofer.
Engelhofer.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep. There you go.
Yep. There you go.
What was she confused over?
What was she confused over?
Now you got me wanting one of these.
Now you got me wanting one of these.
And it's $10.
And it's $10.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
Or like two or three dozen. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out.
Or like two or three dozen. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out.
A lot of times people are thinking of them Wilson weenies.
A lot of times people are thinking of them Wilson weenies.
Oh, what's the deal about the grocery store?
Oh, what's the deal about the grocery store?
Got it.
Got it.
Oh, they got the hammy melons. Look at there.
Oh, they got the hammy melons. Look at there.
What's them things that look like bananas, but they ain't bananas?
What's them things that look like bananas, but they ain't bananas?
Yeah. What do you call them? I don't know. Yellow mango?
Yeah. What do you call them? I don't know. Yellow mango?
Well, at least you're charged up on life.
Well, at least you're charged up on life.
You've got a full charge, boy. Yeah, he's ready to go. God, when you ever been bit? No, never. Well, I mean, I have.
You've got a full charge, boy. Yeah, he's ready to go. God, when you ever been bit? No, never. Well, I mean, I have.
I didn't even know that existed. In the food.
I didn't even know that existed. In the food.
Trying to unhook that electric fence or something.
Trying to unhook that electric fence or something.
Sandwiches? There is one restaurant. I ordered a hamburger like a chipped tooth on the bread. You could have made dressing out of it.
Sandwiches? There is one restaurant. I ordered a hamburger like a chipped tooth on the bread. You could have made dressing out of it.
I don't believe in giving you ice either.
I don't believe in giving you ice either.
If we took a Waffle House to Scotland, we'd change the culture.
If we took a Waffle House to Scotland, we'd change the culture.
We would.
We would.
They like that kale. It's hanging in every store on the wall. On the wall. That's to keep the spirits up.
They like that kale. It's hanging in every store on the wall. On the wall. That's to keep the spirits up.
Why does the early bird get the worm, but good things come to those who wait?
Why does the early bird get the worm, but good things come to those who wait?
Boy, that's a toughie.
Boy, that's a toughie.
Yeah, I drove through there. I'm against this joke.
Yeah, I drove through there. I'm against this joke.
What about a Halo helmet?
What about a Halo helmet?
You act like buying a Stormtrooper helmet is out of the question.
You act like buying a Stormtrooper helmet is out of the question.
I need to take this phone call.
I need to take this phone call.
I take it. I really do.
I take it. I really do.
I ain't doing it.
I ain't doing it.
Rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep them doggies going. Goblin must spend a lot of time alone.
Rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep them doggies going. Goblin must spend a lot of time alone.
Popeye.
Popeye.
The Sailor Man? I ain't got it. It's going away.
The Sailor Man? I ain't got it. It's going away.
I don't care whether you see me.
I don't care whether you see me.
I mean, word for word. He could. I couldn't believe me and Daniel Edwards and somebody else. I can't remember who it was. We went tail hunting over there in the creek. And Phil, you know, he ain't hunted it in I don't know how long. And he took off wide open in that boat, going here, making it here, and he goes – They're close together right here, and he squeezed through and got.
I mean, word for word. He could. I couldn't believe me and Daniel Edwards and somebody else. I can't remember who it was. We went tail hunting over there in the creek. And Phil, you know, he ain't hunted it in I don't know how long. And he took off wide open in that boat, going here, making it here, and he goes – They're close together right here, and he squeezed through and got.
And when he let off the gas in that second slew, he bumped a stump. He said, well, that's pretty good for 12 years.
And when he let off the gas in that second slew, he bumped a stump. He said, well, that's pretty good for 12 years.
He looks up in the trees for his.
He looks up in the trees for his.
Look, I got fish scales all over me. Oh, I feel terrible for you.
Look, I got fish scales all over me. Oh, I feel terrible for you.
Are they alive? You went and saw... Are they scared? Dale Hollow. Dale Hollow. That was awesome. Where was that at? I told you. It's on the Tennessee... Kentucky line. Kentucky line. Yeah. Some of it is in Kentucky. River? Lake. Lake? Beautiful. Yeah. It's Cumberland River. It was kind of muddy, but it was... Si, if you ever... I could tell it would be green.
Are they alive? You went and saw... Are they scared? Dale Hollow. Dale Hollow. That was awesome. Where was that at? I told you. It's on the Tennessee... Kentucky line. Kentucky line. Yeah. Some of it is in Kentucky. River? Lake. Lake? Beautiful. Yeah. It's Cumberland River. It was kind of muddy, but it was... Si, if you ever... I could tell it would be green.
Yeah, I like it. Maybe the coolest.
Yeah, I like it. Maybe the coolest.
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Now, the difference was, is on our RV, it had all of our faces on it. But it was so hard to find a campground with availability like you did. You never knew. You just drove until you saw a sign from one and then me or Goblin would pull over and hopefully we could hook up there, dump water, all the things for the night and do it. But let me tell you, this 2025, there's a better way.
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Y'all have asked for Hunter Cam and we've got Hunter Cam. Actually, we just have Hunter.
Y'all have asked for Hunter Cam and we've got Hunter Cam. Actually, we just have Hunter.
Yeah, the grundle level. So you better hope that beavers never find out about mammals.
Yeah, the grundle level. So you better hope that beavers never find out about mammals.
It's all cyclical, man. They've been doing the same thing for years, right?
It's all cyclical, man. They've been doing the same thing for years, right?
Why are you shook? I take a strawberry vitamin every morning. Or a beaver booty hole vitamin. That's what I'm saying.
Why are you shook? I take a strawberry vitamin every morning. Or a beaver booty hole vitamin. That's what I'm saying.
That comes from a pig. No, it's a K2D3 gummy that's strawberry flavored. Oh, we aren't going to talk about gelatin, are we? Oh, gelatin. No, I don't eat that trash.
That comes from a pig. No, it's a K2D3 gummy that's strawberry flavored. Oh, we aren't going to talk about gelatin, are we? Oh, gelatin. No, I don't eat that trash.
No, but I'm talking about like a cup of Jell-O. I'm out on that. I never did get into that. I saw Johnny D's daughter the other night eating it, and I said, man, I ain't seen a kid with a cup of Jell-O in a minute.
No, but I'm talking about like a cup of Jell-O. I'm out on that. I never did get into that. I saw Johnny D's daughter the other night eating it, and I said, man, I ain't seen a kid with a cup of Jell-O in a minute.
Just shake it.
Just shake it.
Did you just say you have a twin? This isn't new information. You didn't know that?
Did you just say you have a twin? This isn't new information. You didn't know that?
We still talking about Jell-O?
We still talking about Jell-O?
Not one that I can share.
Not one that I can share.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're a country people. No, I'm going to send you a picture.
You're a country people. No, I'm going to send you a picture.
A snake?
A snake?
You can do that, by the way. You can? Yeah, whenever I did wood duck boxes in college, that was part of my master's program. Chicken snakes inevitably get into anything that makes a nest. So I'd open the door on one of them boxes and there's one of them big five, six foot chicken snakes in there.
You can do that, by the way. You can? Yeah, whenever I did wood duck boxes in college, that was part of my master's program. Chicken snakes inevitably get into anything that makes a nest. So I'd open the door on one of them boxes and there's one of them big five, six foot chicken snakes in there.
Full of eggs. So for my own fun.
Full of eggs. So for my own fun.
Well, the management protocol is to dispatch of the snake immediately because they're big enough to get around predator guards. So like you're trying to help the wood ducks. So yeah, I would see if I could sling the eggs out of them. And amazingly, they sling out moths like a slingshot would. When you go back forward with them. Guess I'm not that redneck.
Well, the management protocol is to dispatch of the snake immediately because they're big enough to get around predator guards. So like you're trying to help the wood ducks. So yeah, I would see if I could sling the eggs out of them. And amazingly, they sling out moths like a slingshot would. When you go back forward with them. Guess I'm not that redneck.
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And sat there and decided I'm gonna bleed all over his boat while I recover and spend the night here. And amazingly, the chicken's fine. The chicken's fine? Well, I don't know that he's fine.
And sat there and decided I'm gonna bleed all over his boat while I recover and spend the night here. And amazingly, the chicken's fine. The chicken's fine? Well, I don't know that he's fine.
Wait, she's 24 and a female? Yeah, definition.
Wait, she's 24 and a female? Yeah, definition.
The chicken is living.
The chicken is living.
Buddy, when I showed up to go fishing the other day and saw that, I said, what in the world?
Buddy, when I showed up to go fishing the other day and saw that, I said, what in the world?
And it's very oxygenated blood, too. Very blood.
And it's very oxygenated blood, too. Very blood.
I don't know what got him, but whatever it was couldn't get in my boat.
I don't know what got him, but whatever it was couldn't get in my boat.
my express boat was a was enough of a safety for the chicken to spend the night and he could have been nice and not crapped all in my boat but you know what if you're gonna get bit and bleed that much you're gonna poop yeah but you're scared to death i mean you couldn't you couldn't just get to the edge and drop it over the side why'd you have to put it right in the middle of my boat man it's a lot of pooping
my express boat was a was enough of a safety for the chicken to spend the night and he could have been nice and not crapped all in my boat but you know what if you're gonna get bit and bleed that much you're gonna poop yeah but you're scared to death i mean you couldn't you couldn't just get to the edge and drop it over the side why'd you have to put it right in the middle of my boat man it's a lot of pooping
I know. Well, I mean, I'm sure it scared the, never mind, out of him. But, yeah, anyway, there you go. That's my chicken star. I told you I didn't want to show it to everybody.
I know. Well, I mean, I'm sure it scared the, never mind, out of him. But, yeah, anyway, there you go. That's my chicken star. I told you I didn't want to show it to everybody.
That's my latest.
That's my latest.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, except for Eagle.
Yeah, except for Eagle.
Everybody but Eagle made it.
Everybody but Eagle made it.
Well, Hunter, you got any parting words before we let you go back to your normal place in here? We got somebody else coming on. We do. We got another guest today. I'm very excited. We're working our way down the podcast hall today. This is fun. I told you, we want this to be all inclusive. Everybody up here gets a time. Well, most everybody.
Well, Hunter, you got any parting words before we let you go back to your normal place in here? We got somebody else coming on. We do. We got another guest today. I'm very excited. We're working our way down the podcast hall today. This is fun. I told you, we want this to be all inclusive. Everybody up here gets a time. Well, most everybody.
Yeah, like Josh. Nah, Big Hair will be here one day. But we're going to make sure he does his hair.
Yeah, like Josh. Nah, Big Hair will be here one day. But we're going to make sure he does his hair.
We're going to make sure he does his hair.
We're going to make sure he does his hair.
Hunter doesn't want Josh over here because to quote Josh...
Hunter doesn't want Josh over here because to quote Josh...
chronic overshare yeah i haven't today not today but i'm just saying you've confided something in josh you probably shouldn't you share with us too much live for a hundred thousand people to hear who knows what you tell josh just you two in the office silence makes me uncomfortable and if people aren't feeling it i'll just fill it with whatever everybody stop and look at him don't don't do that i'll quit johnny d that's not nice
chronic overshare yeah i haven't today not today but i'm just saying you've confided something in josh you probably shouldn't you share with us too much live for a hundred thousand people to hear who knows what you tell josh just you two in the office silence makes me uncomfortable and if people aren't feeling it i'll just fill it with whatever everybody stop and look at him don't don't do that i'll quit johnny d that's not nice
Can't walk to the bathroom by herself. Really?
Can't walk to the bathroom by herself. Really?
look at it wait you can't have silence on a podcast good work hunter i can't um we can cut it out yeah it just starts sharing yeah it just this is my new year's resolution stop over sharing so much it's march bro yeah i've done great so far oh you haven't i've done moderately well have you ever dabbled in a cult a cult yeah i'm just curious no you haven't researched them
look at it wait you can't have silence on a podcast good work hunter i can't um we can cut it out yeah it just starts sharing yeah it just this is my new year's resolution stop over sharing so much it's march bro yeah i've done great so far oh you haven't i've done moderately well have you ever dabbled in a cult a cult yeah i'm just curious no you haven't researched them
For some reason, I've been watching a bunch of cult shows, and you kind of seem like the prototypical person to end up in one. So I'm just acting like I'm trying to actively help you. You're too skeptical.
For some reason, I've been watching a bunch of cult shows, and you kind of seem like the prototypical person to end up in one. So I'm just acting like I'm trying to actively help you. You're too skeptical.
Yeah. They go in pairs. Yeah, they just do that. That's not a twin thing. Unfortunately for you, you have a twin. But that's why I find Hunter so fascinating.
Yeah. They go in pairs. Yeah, they just do that. That's not a twin thing. Unfortunately for you, you have a twin. But that's why I find Hunter so fascinating.
I always believe everyone's a liar.
I always believe everyone's a liar.
I could lead one.
I could lead one.
I can't join y'all's cult. But I could probably lead it. You need somebody to be at the top. Yeah, I know. That's weird, man.
I can't join y'all's cult. But I could probably lead it. You need somebody to be at the top. Yeah, I know. That's weird, man.
Yeah, me too. I don't like those. I find them fascinating.
Yeah, me too. I don't like those. I find them fascinating.
Well, I like to know how evil is out there playing the game.
Well, I like to know how evil is out there playing the game.
That's what I'm saying, man.
That's what I'm saying, man.
Yeah, I like to see how they're playing the game so I know what to look out for. Especially when you've got kids coming up that are young and able to be molded. Oh, they will. That's what I'm saying. They can hunt them. Carter will make his own colt. Sometimes you've got to know the people that are hunting and what they're doing. That way you can hunt better than them.
Yeah, I like to see how they're playing the game so I know what to look out for. Especially when you've got kids coming up that are young and able to be molded. Oh, they will. That's what I'm saying. They can hunt them. Carter will make his own colt. Sometimes you've got to know the people that are hunting and what they're doing. That way you can hunt better than them.
You can make sure you snuff them out.
You can make sure you snuff them out.
Yeah. He showed me how to fly a plane the other night on PlayStation or something, whatever his little, I don't know what they are, but whatever his game was. And I said, oh, that's cool. You could be a pilot. And he said, sir, I'm going to be the president.
Yeah. He showed me how to fly a plane the other night on PlayStation or something, whatever his little, I don't know what they are, but whatever his game was. And I said, oh, that's cool. You could be a pilot. And he said, sir, I'm going to be the president.
Yeah, I'm not going to fly. Somebody's going to fly me on Air Force One.
Yeah, I'm not going to fly. Somebody's going to fly me on Air Force One.
It would be. If Carter does make president, can I request one flight on Air Force One? I just think it'd be cool. Heck, yeah. Yeah, amen, buddy. Hey, we're going to be like 95, but we'll still have fun. I just want to ride one time on that thing. Just see what happens.
It would be. If Carter does make president, can I request one flight on Air Force One? I just think it'd be cool. Heck, yeah. Yeah, amen, buddy. Hey, we're going to be like 95, but we'll still have fun. I just want to ride one time on that thing. Just see what happens.
Hunter, can you look at me? I just wanted to make sure we could potentially get the look at the faint bruise on the side of his neck.
Hunter, can you look at me? I just wanted to make sure we could potentially get the look at the faint bruise on the side of his neck.
No, because as a twin parent, I like to see what's coming for me. I like to see the anomalies that are built up in these things from a bond that is unlike any other.
No, because as a twin parent, I like to see what's coming for me. I like to see the anomalies that are built up in these things from a bond that is unlike any other.
Oh, Daytona? Oh, you're talking about the other armored car. All right, Hunter. Get out of here. We got another tread line. Thank you for joining us, Hunter. When we get back, we're going to bring in the black sheep of the Robertson family. Her words, not mine. So we'll be back right after this.
Oh, Daytona? Oh, you're talking about the other armored car. All right, Hunter. Get out of here. We got another tread line. Thank you for joining us, Hunter. When we get back, we're going to bring in the black sheep of the Robertson family. Her words, not mine. So we'll be back right after this.
Hunter, thank you for being on. He's back over there. There's no Hunter Cam anymore. He's back in that direction. What a weird 30 minutes. He's back in his little pit. But we now have Alex Robertson Mancuso. Mancuso. Hello. She texted me last week. Okay, now I know because I didn't have a clue. Who the black sheep of your family would be. Again. Self-described. That's not me saying that.
Hunter, thank you for being on. He's back over there. There's no Hunter Cam anymore. He's back in that direction. What a weird 30 minutes. He's back in his little pit. But we now have Alex Robertson Mancuso. Mancuso. Hello. She texted me last week. Okay, now I know because I didn't have a clue. Who the black sheep of your family would be. Again. Self-described. That's not me saying that.
So I just want to be clear.
So I just want to be clear.
So Alex, do you haunt?
So Alex, do you haunt?
I was just trying to really hammer home this.
I was just trying to really hammer home this.
Oh, that's because Nan ain't here to defend herself.
Oh, that's because Nan ain't here to defend herself.
And she wouldn't. No, she wouldn't.
And she wouldn't. No, she wouldn't.
We would invite Anna to have a podcast, but Hunter would have to fill all the silence because Hunter just said he doesn't like silence. Wouldn't that be true? And Anna don't talk much.
We would invite Anna to have a podcast, but Hunter would have to fill all the silence because Hunter just said he doesn't like silence. Wouldn't that be true? And Anna don't talk much.
Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, we got Alex. Alex, you took a kind of non-traditional route back to the business.
Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, we got Alex. Alex, you took a kind of non-traditional route back to the business.
I've been everywhere.
I've been everywhere.
She's a classically trained pastry chef. Is that right? Is that what you're?
She's a classically trained pastry chef. Is that right? Is that what you're?
There you go. Great pastries there. Great pastries.
There you go. Great pastries there. Great pastries.
See? There you go. Look, that's why I said very non-traditional, kind of a circuitous route via Baton Rouge back to...
See? There you go. Look, that's why I said very non-traditional, kind of a circuitous route via Baton Rouge back to...
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Wait, how are we related?
Wait, how are we related?
Yeah, I actually think we are, actually. Somehow your mom is related to the Leonard. The Gibsons and the Leonards out there in Ward 9 are somehow my mom's a Leonard originally. Are we all related?
Yeah, I actually think we are, actually. Somehow your mom is related to the Leonard. The Gibsons and the Leonards out there in Ward 9 are somehow my mom's a Leonard originally. Are we all related?
Yeah, I mean, winters ain't cold, but they are lonely.
Yeah, I mean, winters ain't cold, but they are lonely.
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Oh, I was out when he said young. Good.
Oh, I was out when he said young. Good.
Oh, headache rack.
Oh, headache rack.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Neighborhood watch.
Neighborhood watch.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Oh, I got it. Yeah, I heard there was a reason for it. Yeah, I've got an I don't have an appointment. My wife has an appointment. For what? At a doctor? No. Oh, what could it be that made us all change our schedules? Y'all can take this up with her. This ain't got nothing to do with me other than I thought it may be in my best interest to attend. What? What?
Oh, I got it. Yeah, I heard there was a reason for it. Yeah, I've got an I don't have an appointment. My wife has an appointment. For what? At a doctor? No. Oh, what could it be that made us all change our schedules? Y'all can take this up with her. This ain't got nothing to do with me other than I thought it may be in my best interest to attend. What? What?
Boy named Sue.
Boy named Sue.
Brittany is going to make an appointment to go somewhere close to Dallas, which is not close, mind you. You're going to Dallas today? It's closer than Israel to get a tattoo from the oldest tattoo shop in the world, allegedly. I don't know. The oldest tattoo shop in the world is next to Bucky's?
Brittany is going to make an appointment to go somewhere close to Dallas, which is not close, mind you. You're going to Dallas today? It's closer than Israel to get a tattoo from the oldest tattoo shop in the world, allegedly. I don't know. The oldest tattoo shop in the world is next to Bucky's?
Well, they're making a U.S. tour. So the folks from Israel come to the United States and their deals, they got like a selection and it's all basically resurrection-based tattoos.
Well, they're making a U.S. tour. So the folks from Israel come to the United States and their deals, they got like a selection and it's all basically resurrection-based tattoos.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
And they're old Israeli stamps. So like they're very... I don't know. I don't know a lot about it. I haven't looked into it. Are you getting one? No.
And they're old Israeli stamps. So like they're very... I don't know. I don't know a lot about it. I haven't looked into it. Are you getting one? No.
Oh, if you think I'm not going to stop. And you think you ain't bringing me back.
Oh, if you think I'm not going to stop. And you think you ain't bringing me back.
I am passing Dairy Palace, too. Yeah, it's going to be kind of a long trip.
I am passing Dairy Palace, too. Yeah, it's going to be kind of a long trip.
Yes, today.
Yes, today.
On her body? I don't know. I was about to say somewhere near Dallas. I'm a guy who has no issues with tattoos, right? I just don't want one. Oh, I have issues with them. They take a needle and you're out on that. Getting in that color. I will say. But I sat there as Johnny D got that one on his forearm. So that was Las Vegas. Sat there for 10 minutes of the three hours.
On her body? I don't know. I was about to say somewhere near Dallas. I'm a guy who has no issues with tattoos, right? I just don't want one. Oh, I have issues with them. They take a needle and you're out on that. Getting in that color. I will say. But I sat there as Johnny D got that one on his forearm. So that was Las Vegas. Sat there for 10 minutes of the three hours.
Well, yeah, I wasn't going to sit there the whole time. I figured I'd come back and check on you.
Well, yeah, I wasn't going to sit there the whole time. I figured I'd come back and check on you.
Yeah, you don't want to do it here.
Yeah, you don't want to do it here.
Your first, how many you got? Well, your choice, where you get one is important.
Your first, how many you got? Well, your choice, where you get one is important.
Well, you know, the good news is you didn't ask your dad to do one because he did his own on his arm.
Well, you know, the good news is you didn't ask your dad to do one because he did his own on his arm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, leprechauns?
Oh, leprechauns?
Well, there's a bunch of that stuff out there as a twin parent. You would be surprised at what they match boy and girl. I'm saying for twins. Like when you get in that twin section.
Well, there's a bunch of that stuff out there as a twin parent. You would be surprised at what they match boy and girl. I'm saying for twins. Like when you get in that twin section.
Matching leprechaun tattoos? Did Lisa get Lisa right here?
Matching leprechaun tattoos? Did Lisa get Lisa right here?
Tattooed is a loose term for what that is. That's more of a stencil.
Tattooed is a loose term for what that is. That's more of a stencil.
hey them robertsons at the front of the road a little wilder that's why they keep them out of the gate yeah i think i think actually the person whose name starts with d i think my mama beat her up in a mcdonald's back in like and to think al was just through that wall right there yeah if we could just have al slide over here i did ask al about his tattoo one time i said al
hey them robertsons at the front of the road a little wilder that's why they keep them out of the gate yeah i think i think actually the person whose name starts with d i think my mama beat her up in a mcdonald's back in like and to think al was just through that wall right there yeah if we could just have al slide over here i did ask al about his tattoo one time i said al
You interested in riding to Dallas today?
You interested in riding to Dallas today?
No, I don't care. Then why are you going? Hey, it's her body. She asked me to go. That's why I'm going. It's the chaperone. I'll drive back, yeah, because she can't see at night. She's blind as a bat at night. You're getting so old. No, this is not a new thing. She's been that way since I've known her, so I don't know.
No, I don't care. Then why are you going? Hey, it's her body. She asked me to go. That's why I'm going. It's the chaperone. I'll drive back, yeah, because she can't see at night. She's blind as a bat at night. You're getting so old. No, this is not a new thing. She's been that way since I've known her, so I don't know.
If she wears her contacts at night driving, she says all the lights look the same.
If she wears her contacts at night driving, she says all the lights look the same.
Yeah, well.
Yeah, well.
Yeah, well, we spend a lot of money there. And I hope my kids get my eyes because I haven't adjusted for that part of the budget yet. But no, she asked me to go, so I'm going to be as supportive as I can be. And hopefully today won't end up in counseling. Well, it's just words. It's a stamp. Like, hey, go get on your book of faces there. And you know Jennifer that worked for us?
Yeah, well, we spend a lot of money there. And I hope my kids get my eyes because I haven't adjusted for that part of the budget yet. But no, she asked me to go, so I'm going to be as supportive as I can be. And hopefully today won't end up in counseling. Well, it's just words. It's a stamp. Like, hey, go get on your book of faces there. And you know Jennifer that worked for us?
Jennifer did it last week in Nashville. What? She's not getting the one that Jennifer got, but look at Jennifer's. Do they use the gun or is it the one where they tap on the... Alex, you're giving me way too much credit for researching this. I just said yes and I'm going to grab my computer and I'm going to work from the passenger seat on the way over there and then I'm going to drive back.
Jennifer did it last week in Nashville. What? She's not getting the one that Jennifer got, but look at Jennifer's. Do they use the gun or is it the one where they tap on the... Alex, you're giving me way too much credit for researching this. I just said yes and I'm going to grab my computer and I'm going to work from the passenger seat on the way over there and then I'm going to drive back.
It seems as if... Did you find Jennifer Allen? Yeah. Throw it up. You can throw up Jennifer's tat. She was in here the other day showing it off there, but... Yeah, so it's... So they take a stamp, they stamp you, and then they tattoo you? Yeah. So that's what they do.
It seems as if... Did you find Jennifer Allen? Yeah. Throw it up. You can throw up Jennifer's tat. She was in here the other day showing it off there, but... Yeah, so it's... So they take a stamp, they stamp you, and then they tattoo you? Yeah. So that's what they do.
They're all old stamps. And you got to drive to Israel to get that. Well... See, Christian got one. There you go. Well, if Christian's doing it. Well, he went and did it in Israel. See, I'm more about work smarter, not harder. Ain't no Buc-ee's in Israel. No, ain't no Buc-ee's there. You can't find, well, you can probably find plenty of briskets in Israel, but not slathered.
They're all old stamps. And you got to drive to Israel to get that. Well... See, Christian got one. There you go. Well, if Christian's doing it. Well, he went and did it in Israel. See, I'm more about work smarter, not harder. Ain't no Buc-ee's in Israel. No, ain't no Buc-ee's there. You can't find, well, you can probably find plenty of briskets in Israel, but not slathered.
Ain't going to have bacon on it.
Ain't going to have bacon on it.
A pastry?
A pastry?
Which one?
Which one?
Oh, on your... On the bun.
Oh, on your... On the bun.
So why don't you... I mean, at that point... It was my husband's idea. At that point, you could just... It was whose idea?
So why don't you... I mean, at that point... It was my husband's idea. At that point, you could just... It was whose idea?
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y'all know we've been on here a lot the pillows fantastic the robes phenomenal oh hey excellent that's what i'm talking about the sheets sheets top notch slippers sleeping on clouds number one cause of dry skin yeah number one cause dry skin my pillow towels they're so good they still even got a phone number where you can call and order that's what i'm talking about america baby Thank you.
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Once a week, roughly, on average, she walks into my office with something in a Tupperware that says, Mom told me to give you this. And it can be anything from Mexican cornbread, beans. Last week was chicken and dumplings, and my ratty little kid stole them from me. So they do approve of Lisa's chicken and dumplings. I've tried to make them chicken dumplings before. They go, I don't like it.
Once a week, roughly, on average, she walks into my office with something in a Tupperware that says, Mom told me to give you this. And it can be anything from Mexican cornbread, beans. Last week was chicken and dumplings, and my ratty little kid stole them from me. So they do approve of Lisa's chicken and dumplings. I've tried to make them chicken dumplings before. They go, I don't like it.
And then I set the bowl of Lisa's in front of them, and they just went both hands in. And I said, yeah, that's about right. Okay. So I like hers better myself. I've got to be honest.
And then I set the bowl of Lisa's in front of them, and they just went both hands in. And I said, yeah, that's about right. Okay. So I like hers better myself. I've got to be honest.
that's why he went with a pizza when did y'all quit dressing alike like i want to know what like my future is for this or do y'all still does she wear this no she have a band-aid on her neck last week
that's why he went with a pizza when did y'all quit dressing alike like i want to know what like my future is for this or do y'all still does she wear this no she have a band-aid on her neck last week
Oh, okay. I told you, I never knew.
Oh, okay. I told you, I never knew.
So, well, here's the deal on that. And I told you in the text message when we sent you, I never know sometimes about separation of church and state. That's what I like to call it. Like when family that works for one side of the business, I just don't know all the rules that we have in there. So I never, I never want to confuse anything.
So, well, here's the deal on that. And I told you in the text message when we sent you, I never know sometimes about separation of church and state. That's what I like to call it. Like when family that works for one side of the business, I just don't know all the rules that we have in there. So I never, I never want to confuse anything.
Plus I don't ever want anybody to feel like, oh crap, I got to say yes.
Plus I don't ever want anybody to feel like, oh crap, I got to say yes.
But now that we can, well, there's two people I'd really like to have on here too, right? Beth. and Harry.
But now that we can, well, there's two people I'd really like to have on here too, right? Beth. and Harry.
I know, but the Prophet, I feel like the whole world needs to get to know Harry Prophet. He's also an IT at the end.
I know, but the Prophet, I feel like the whole world needs to get to know Harry Prophet. He's also an IT at the end.
What's that?
What's that?
I like Harry. He's an interesting guy who, the closer he gets to retirement, becomes way more savage in his old age, and I love it. He's a little lippy now. He is lippy, and he is the anti-us.
I like Harry. He's an interesting guy who, the closer he gets to retirement, becomes way more savage in his old age, and I love it. He's a little lippy now. He is lippy, and he is the anti-us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, wow. Now you just some people overachievers, Alex. I think that's where you fit in.
Yeah. Oh, wow. Now you just some people overachievers, Alex. I think that's where you fit in.
But no, that I just never want anybody to feel like, oh, crap, I have to do that. So I want you to I'm glad that you volunteer. And look, anytime you want to come back, all you got to do is send the text message.
But no, that I just never want anybody to feel like, oh, crap, I have to do that. So I want you to I'm glad that you volunteer. And look, anytime you want to come back, all you got to do is send the text message.
Y'all are neighbors, right?
Y'all are neighbors, right?
He's a great cook. I hyphenated that word. Yeah, okay.
He's a great cook. I hyphenated that word. Yeah, okay.
No, he's not. You should have just worn it like a man, not the Band-Aid. I wanted to look professional.
No, he's not. You should have just worn it like a man, not the Band-Aid. I wanted to look professional.
I ain't scared of Jay. I just... He ain't ever got to look for a reason to be pissed off, so I don't ever give him one.
I ain't scared of Jay. I just... He ain't ever got to look for a reason to be pissed off, so I don't ever give him one.
Quiet.
Quiet.
I sent your sister home one day because I showed her a picture of a snake. She threw my phone, and she left for like a day and a half. She's more scared of them than I am.
I sent your sister home one day because I showed her a picture of a snake. She threw my phone, and she left for like a day and a half. She's more scared of them than I am.
Rat on a Cheeto.
Rat on a Cheeto.
He can't even get away from coaching. Now he's back teaching people how to choke each other out. So I guess once a coach, always a coach.
He can't even get away from coaching. Now he's back teaching people how to choke each other out. So I guess once a coach, always a coach.
But Alex, you got three kids, right? I'm just trying to let the people get to know you. We're about out of time here. But you got three of them.
But Alex, you got three kids, right? I'm just trying to let the people get to know you. We're about out of time here. But you got three of them.
Really?
Really?
Y'all could have set a calendar.
Y'all could have set a calendar.
And you got Carter. March 8th.
And you got Carter. March 8th.
Yeah. It happens.
Yeah. It happens.
Well, I saw it. It's hard to watch. A buddy of mine's a plumber, and I saw he had to go out there and fix something at their house. And I said, they were just the nicest, most caring people. And I was like, well, yeah, that's who Phil and Kay are. So he must have been having a good day while the plumber was there. So that's a good thing.
Well, I saw it. It's hard to watch. A buddy of mine's a plumber, and I saw he had to go out there and fix something at their house. And I said, they were just the nicest, most caring people. And I was like, well, yeah, that's who Phil and Kay are. So he must have been having a good day while the plumber was there. So that's a good thing.
No, they used to keep a healthy separation. Phil be on the land and Kay be uptown. No, that's what she said. Hey, bury me in the woods. Yeah, they'd reconvene around dinner time, and that was about it. They were always doing it.
No, they used to keep a healthy separation. Phil be on the land and Kay be uptown. No, that's what she said. Hey, bury me in the woods. Yeah, they'd reconvene around dinner time, and that was about it. They were always doing it.
Well, who doesn't? I have a really good one. We most of the time got it out of the way before we started a career. Well, no, no. Because I even have a good one. Like, I just had to deal with it at football practice, right?
Well, who doesn't? I have a really good one. We most of the time got it out of the way before we started a career. Well, no, no. Because I even have a good one. Like, I just had to deal with it at football practice, right?
It gives you hope.
It gives you hope.
Yeah. First time anybody ever called Phil cute.
Yeah. First time anybody ever called Phil cute.
Oh, shoot. Well, I guess Johnny D, you want to- I got you. A little black sheep verse. A little black sheep.
Oh, shoot. Well, I guess Johnny D, you want to- I got you. A little black sheep verse. A little black sheep.
Also, the reason we're in this room and not in that room is because we don't fit in. So this is the place for misfits and degenerates. If it makes you feel any better, I'm also the black sheep of my family. No.
Also, the reason we're in this room and not in that room is because we don't fit in. So this is the place for misfits and degenerates. If it makes you feel any better, I'm also the black sheep of my family. No.
I don't fit in either, Hunter. Oh, all right. Well, we'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room.
I don't fit in either, Hunter. Oh, all right. Well, we'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room.
You were cupping before cupping was cool. Yeah, I did it.
You were cupping before cupping was cool. Yeah, I did it.
Just lied.
Just lied.
If you put a Band-Aid on your forehead, that's commitment.
If you put a Band-Aid on your forehead, that's commitment.
We're not going to stay there, Hunter. But if you thought you were going to get a pass on that, wrong answer. You knew better than sitting over there. Welcome, Hunter.
We're not going to stay there, Hunter. But if you thought you were going to get a pass on that, wrong answer. You knew better than sitting over there. Welcome, Hunter.
So your dad like started that trend way before it was a trend to like kicking the top off the water bottle. He just tried it with toilet paper and a human. Yeah. That's cool. He used up all of his. Man, there's a lot of stuff making more sense now. It really is. My parents were weird.
So your dad like started that trend way before it was a trend to like kicking the top off the water bottle. He just tried it with toilet paper and a human. Yeah. That's cool. He used up all of his. Man, there's a lot of stuff making more sense now. It really is. My parents were weird.
You ever seen that show, How I Escaped My Cult? No. Tell me more. No, I was just curious. You may want to look into it sometime. Oh. Wow, what a life. Man, Hunter.
You ever seen that show, How I Escaped My Cult? No. Tell me more. No, I was just curious. You may want to look into it sometime. Oh. Wow, what a life. Man, Hunter.
The fans have been clamoring for you.
The fans have been clamoring for you.
I don't either. Other than I've just been sitting here laughing for most of it. Hunter is a national treasure. Yeah, you want to know why we put you there? Here we go, buddy.
I don't either. Other than I've just been sitting here laughing for most of it. Hunter is a national treasure. Yeah, you want to know why we put you there? Here we go, buddy.
Yeah, you said he's doing a great job, buddy. You ought to see how fast him feet close.
Yeah, you said he's doing a great job, buddy. You ought to see how fast him feet close.
And they're reaching out to my Instagram, which is new. Yeah, Hunter pulled me aside this morning. He said, I got a question about Instagrams and DMs. And I was like, yeah, stay out of it.
And they're reaching out to my Instagram, which is new. Yeah, Hunter pulled me aside this morning. He said, I got a question about Instagrams and DMs. And I was like, yeah, stay out of it.
Everything on top of the water, cool. Everything under the water, cool.
Everything on top of the water, cool. Everything under the water, cool.
I've got to hide it, you know. Run shallow, run deep, boy. I would like to revisit that I wanted to look professional. Hunter, this is what you wear every day. Yeah, this is live.
I've got to hide it, you know. Run shallow, run deep, boy. I would like to revisit that I wanted to look professional. Hunter, this is what you wear every day. Yeah, this is live.
Very predictable.
Very predictable.
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But then you had all their stickers all over the thing. I had a T-shirt. Those shirts are expensive, though.
But then you had all their stickers all over the thing. I had a T-shirt. Those shirts are expensive, though.
Yeah, people weren't way, they're not too.
Yeah, people weren't way, they're not too.
That fits the demographic.
That fits the demographic.
Mm-hmm. I got cousins that go there, man. That's fine. I like West Washtenaw. I love it. It's just too far out there.
Mm-hmm. I got cousins that go there, man. That's fine. I like West Washtenaw. I love it. It's just too far out there.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
That's right.
That's right.
Where'd you grow up? Ruston. You're from Ruston.
Where'd you grow up? Ruston. You're from Ruston.
Yeah. Did y'all leave or did they kick y'all out?
Yeah. Did y'all leave or did they kick y'all out?
Okay. I was just curious. So like Ruston, north of Ruston or south of Ruston?
Okay. I was just curious. So like Ruston, north of Ruston or south of Ruston?
Which way did you go when you got off interstate? Right. Left. Left. Oh, south of Ruston.
Which way did you go when you got off interstate? Right. Left. Left. Oh, south of Ruston.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there you go.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there you go.
Yeah. I was just curious because you didn't strike me as a Rustonite. I mean, I got friends that are from Ruston and they –
Yeah. I was just curious because you didn't strike me as a Rustonite. I mean, I got friends that are from Ruston and they –
Yeah. Well, exodus for you. Oh, there you go.
Yeah. Well, exodus for you. Oh, there you go.
There's a strong chance he could palm Hunter's head. Yeah, probably.
There's a strong chance he could palm Hunter's head. Yeah, probably.
He got dealerships in Salt Lake City, too.
He got dealerships in Salt Lake City, too.
Yeah. Wow, Rusty. I would have never figured you for a Rusty. How did we get on that? It's the way we always do. It's a long and winding road.
Yeah. Wow, Rusty. I would have never figured you for a Rusty. How did we get on that? It's the way we always do. It's a long and winding road.
Well, the problem is he got bit by a snake and then somebody tried to suck the poison out of it. Lucky for him, she must have got it because he's still alive. Honor, let's face it. You're as close to a little brother as I'm ever going to get. So this is a lot of fun for me.
Well, the problem is he got bit by a snake and then somebody tried to suck the poison out of it. Lucky for him, she must have got it because he's still alive. Honor, let's face it. You're as close to a little brother as I'm ever going to get. So this is a lot of fun for me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely. Yeah, we'll have to wait until squirrel season.
Absolutely. Yeah, we'll have to wait until squirrel season.
All right, Pepe Le Pew. Google it. Pepe Le Pew. No, they do use the musk glands of skunks and of beavers to do a lot of perfumes and all kinds of things. I don't know about this raspberry deal, but if there's a part of a nutria that tastes like a raspberry, that's wild.
All right, Pepe Le Pew. Google it. Pepe Le Pew. No, they do use the musk glands of skunks and of beavers to do a lot of perfumes and all kinds of things. I don't know about this raspberry deal, but if there's a part of a nutria that tastes like a raspberry, that's wild.
What?
What?
It's food. Yeah, it is.
It's food. Yeah, it is.
Really? So from the grundle of a beaver to your Pop-Tart.
Really? So from the grundle of a beaver to your Pop-Tart.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got it. Uh-oh. Hunter and his microphone. I got it. I got a few, but I was wondering if there's something specific you want people to send voicemails about, any specific questions about
I got it. Uh-oh. Hunter and his microphone. I got it. I got a few, but I was wondering if there's something specific you want people to send voicemails about, any specific questions about
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I think Stone has got, he must have been reading that or went there. Because he's got where he smoked cheeses now.
I think Stone has got, he must have been reading that or went there. Because he's got where he smoked cheeses now.
We're going to talk about that one of the best actors in the business.
We're going to talk about that one of the best actors in the business.
What amazes me about that whole process... It's how the body makes room for all of that.
What amazes me about that whole process... It's how the body makes room for all of that.
Yeah, take that.
Yeah, take that.
There is no room. She's got a stomach deal, you know, that's wrapped around, you know, just for miles. If you had to cut somebody open, you could run it out for a mile. Yeah. And then you say, okay, you weren't pregnant. Oh, well, yeah, okay. When you gave birth to it, how much did it weigh? 12 pounds. What in the world? How did the body do that? Because I'm looking at this thing. Wait a minute.
There is no room. She's got a stomach deal, you know, that's wrapped around, you know, just for miles. If you had to cut somebody open, you could run it out for a mile. Yeah. And then you say, okay, you weren't pregnant. Oh, well, yeah, okay. When you gave birth to it, how much did it weigh? 12 pounds. What in the world? How did the body do that? Because I'm looking at this thing. Wait a minute.
No, it blows my mind. It really does. Does Steve have giant, where Scott and Trey said giants? Well, no, no, because I'm just saying when you think about a woman having a baby, that's, you know, it's a miracle, number one. Okay, number two, for the body to move around and actually something can grow in there. Oh, yeah. And get to 12 pounds without killing the lady. Yeah. No, it's insane.
No, it blows my mind. It really does. Does Steve have giant, where Scott and Trey said giants? Well, no, no, because I'm just saying when you think about a woman having a baby, that's, you know, it's a miracle, number one. Okay, number two, for the body to move around and actually something can grow in there. Oh, yeah. And get to 12 pounds without killing the lady. Yeah. No, it's insane.
Well, no, no. That's what I'm saying. We never even got there with any of them. What did the body do with all that other stuff that was already there?
Well, no, no. That's what I'm saying. We never even got there with any of them. What did the body do with all that other stuff that was already there?
Well, no, no. Yeah. I mean. Yeah, there has to be a creator. Oh, absolutely. Oh, no. Because you can't look at that and say, okay, oh, no, this just happened. No, it didn't, you idiot. This is of a scale of degree here of your microscopic. It's so insanely perfect. And just a microbe washed up on a beach. Yeah, and then one single cell jumped out of the ocean and stood up.
Well, no, no. Yeah. I mean. Yeah, there has to be a creator. Oh, absolutely. Oh, no. Because you can't look at that and say, okay, oh, no, this just happened. No, it didn't, you idiot. This is of a scale of degree here of your microscopic. It's so insanely perfect. And just a microbe washed up on a beach. Yeah, and then one single cell jumped out of the ocean and stood up.
That makes me just want to knock you out. because you're so stupid okay i i ron white has ruined me you can't fix stupidity yeah not even with duct tape oh no you can't okay but but i look at i look at the birth of a child it's wild it's it's just no it's a real pounder rucker you gonna watch
That makes me just want to knock you out. because you're so stupid okay i i ron white has ruined me you can't fix stupidity yeah not even with duct tape oh no you can't okay but but i look at i look at the birth of a child it's wild it's it's just no it's a real pounder rucker you gonna watch
This kid would never make it.
This kid would never make it.
Oh, no. I love it. Okay.
Oh, no. I love it. Okay.
People in recovery are very honest.
People in recovery are very honest.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
And you're not happy with it. I remember I was young back in those days, and hey, most of the time I was up here.
And you're not happy with it. I remember I was young back in those days, and hey, most of the time I was up here.
Well, most of us are not that way anyway. Well, yeah. You said it truthfully.
Well, most of us are not that way anyway. Well, yeah. You said it truthfully.
I got this covered. The moment I see him pop out, I don't know what to name him.
I got this covered. The moment I see him pop out, I don't know what to name him.
Well, hey, there you go.
Well, hey, there you go.
Oceans? But, hey, his sidekicks outdone him.
Oceans? But, hey, his sidekicks outdone him.
Excuse me. Why can't you spell it normal? Well. No, this is not normal.
Excuse me. Why can't you spell it normal? Well. No, this is not normal.
Has passed away. He has, like they say about Elvis, has left the building. Val Kilmore has left the earth.
Has passed away. He has, like they say about Elvis, has left the building. Val Kilmore has left the earth.
Wait a minute. You said it was spelled A-I-N?
Wait a minute. You said it was spelled A-I-N?
He's technically got three.
He's technically got three.
Hey, we got one boat person.
Hey, we got one boat person.
You got one boat person and then we got an eagle.
You got one boat person and then we got an eagle.
It's because of the mattress I sleep on.
It's because of the mattress I sleep on.
I flip-flop all over the bed. I'm like a fish out of water when I'm in a mattress. A mattress that good.
I flip-flop all over the bed. I'm like a fish out of water when I'm in a mattress. A mattress that good.
It's all about planning and management.
It's all about planning and management.
I'm just curious to hear how that conversation went.
I'm just curious to hear how that conversation went.
That goes around.
That goes around.
That reminds me. There's a lady, what, Rone Chapel, I think is her name, that, you know, got to talking about her friends that have kids that they're in hell. She's anti-kids, this lady. 27 years old. But she don't understand. That's your greatest achievement as a human being, is to become a mom and dad. I love my kids.
That reminds me. There's a lady, what, Rone Chapel, I think is her name, that, you know, got to talking about her friends that have kids that they're in hell. She's anti-kids, this lady. 27 years old. But she don't understand. That's your greatest achievement as a human being, is to become a mom and dad. I love my kids.
And look, one of the better times in your life, because there is no rule book for raising kids. Okay, you ain't got a clue, mom hadn't got a clue, and then bam, here you are with a kid.
And look, one of the better times in your life, because there is no rule book for raising kids. Okay, you ain't got a clue, mom hadn't got a clue, and then bam, here you are with a kid.
No, there's no rule books.
No, there's no rule books.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Well, no, no. It's one of them things. Hey, whatever works for you and the child.
Well, no, no. It's one of them things. Hey, whatever works for you and the child.
Oh, yeah. No, I will.
Oh, yeah. No, I will.
When you did that, it took me back to when the Duck Dynasty show was going on. We had an event. And we're all there, and we're all sitting in chairs. Well, this good-looking woman walks up and sits down in Jason Robertson's lap. I hissed, and he immediately— Oh, no, no, no, look, look. That's what he's saying, y'all.
When you did that, it took me back to when the Duck Dynasty show was going on. We had an event. And we're all there, and we're all sitting in chairs. Well, this good-looking woman walks up and sits down in Jason Robertson's lap. I hissed, and he immediately— Oh, no, no, no, look, look. That's what he's saying, y'all.
It was hilarious, because when you went— Y'all, the only thing I heard was when she sat down, it's Missy's claws going— Because all you could hear was click.
It was hilarious, because when you went— Y'all, the only thing I heard was when she sat down, it's Missy's claws going— Because all you could hear was click.
Hey, look, don't talk about your woman like that. Why not? I'll help you pick her out. I guarantee you. She's good to go.
Hey, look, don't talk about your woman like that. Why not? I'll help you pick her out. I guarantee you. She's good to go.
And it's a boy.
And it's a boy.
We've got DeWitt going here, boy.
We've got DeWitt going here, boy.
I like the way he's handling it. I don't know. You just turned 26?
I like the way he's handling it. I don't know. You just turned 26?
Doc Holliday. He was one of the greats.
Doc Holliday. He was one of the greats.
Hey, look at the guy. He has a friendly face. I mean, come on. Yeah, come on.
Hey, look at the guy. He has a friendly face. I mean, come on. Yeah, come on.
My kids hate clothes, but they are very into Minecraft.
My kids hate clothes, but they are very into Minecraft.
They're my kind of people.
They're my kind of people.
They do wear the same shoes.
They do wear the same shoes.
I'll fix that. So this will deal about, you know, you're not you're not doing nothing. Yeah.
I'll fix that. So this will deal about, you know, you're not you're not doing nothing. Yeah.
He said he was trying to eat healthy. Yeah. He came back. He don't make a decision.
He said he was trying to eat healthy. Yeah. He came back. He don't make a decision.
And the critics are wrong. Well, no, no, because you wouldn't even talk about it.
And the critics are wrong. Well, no, no, because you wouldn't even talk about it.
Well, no, no, it ain't bad.
Well, no, no, it ain't bad.
Well, no, no. Oh, yeah, they are.
Well, no, no. Oh, yeah, they are.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. Because, hey, I've been there before, and I told a guy when he walked by, I said, hey, come here. I can look at it and find what I want. There you go. Yeah, yeah. I'm serious. I can look at a piece of meat cooked and find my medium plus.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. Because, hey, I've been there before, and I told a guy when he walked by, I said, hey, come here. I can look at it and find what I want. There you go. Yeah, yeah. I'm serious. I can look at a piece of meat cooked and find my medium plus.
It was a huge... Color me interested. I know, it was huge.
It was a huge... Color me interested. I know, it was huge.
All right, I love it. I love it.
All right, I love it. I love it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, there you go.
Hey, there you go.
Put that one on a t-shirt. Something's wrong, okay? Yeah.
Put that one on a t-shirt. Something's wrong, okay? Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
What, the white hat? The umpire? Not the white hat, but the other guy.
What, the white hat? The umpire? Not the white hat, but the other guy.
But I don't know, Zach. Just saying that the team was a little cocky.
But I don't know, Zach. Just saying that the team was a little cocky.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
And it's so easy. That's what I'm talking about. One scoop and you get it all.
And it's so easy. That's what I'm talking about. One scoop and you get it all.
Let me tell you what I just learned. What? Okay. That man over there, John Gimbert, is Judy's mother. It's his mother.
Let me tell you what I just learned. What? Okay. That man over there, John Gimbert, is Judy's mother. It's his mother.
Okay. My younger sister, Jan, is his mother.
Okay. My younger sister, Jan, is his mother.
Okay. That just hit me.
Okay. That just hit me.
Yeah. They've been around your whole life. I'm 50 years old.
Yeah. They've been around your whole life. I'm 50 years old.
So it's not yet now. It's kind of like on the shame.
So it's not yet now. It's kind of like on the shame.
Well, it is. Once you get them. Here's the thing. When Judy was alive, that was the meeting place. It was her house. The whole family would come there for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and all that. Well, after she died from cancer, it changed everything. And then Jan, Jan's the only one. He's grabbing a copy of the movie The Blind.
Well, it is. Once you get them. Here's the thing. When Judy was alive, that was the meeting place. It was her house. The whole family would come there for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and all that. Well, after she died from cancer, it changed everything. And then Jan, Jan's the only one. He's grabbing a copy of the movie The Blind.
Way bigger words on Not Yet Now than on Ashamed. If I watch your podcast, I'm going to need to have a dictionary with me.
Way bigger words on Not Yet Now than on Ashamed. If I watch your podcast, I'm going to need to have a dictionary with me.
Anything that you're dealing with this bunch. Hey, it's, Hey, everybody's going to talk smart.
Anything that you're dealing with this bunch. Hey, it's, Hey, everybody's going to talk smart.
You got to be able to talk it back. Take it.
You got to be able to talk it back. Take it.
You got to give it and take it. That's right. Because if you can't, we fix to run you ragged.
You got to give it and take it. That's right. Because if you can't, we fix to run you ragged.
Well, we're trying to do you a favor. You got a problem with it. Well, we're going to rub it in your nose till you don't have a problem with it anymore. It's basically like a kid smoking cigarettes.
Well, we're trying to do you a favor. You got a problem with it. Well, we're going to rub it in your nose till you don't have a problem with it anymore. It's basically like a kid smoking cigarettes.
Yeah, I educated Hunter that day. What did you tell him? I told him, I said, hey, look, there are vampires. I can't be too careful. And they move at night.
Yeah, I educated Hunter that day. What did you tell him? I told him, I said, hey, look, there are vampires. I can't be too careful. And they move at night.
It's a badge of honor.
It's a badge of honor.
The only one that stood behind Phil Robertson because all the rest of us had said, hey, Leave him.
The only one that stood behind Phil Robertson because all the rest of us had said, hey, Leave him.
Well, no, no. Loyal.
Well, no, no. Loyal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So here's the deal. They both come from great stock. Okay.
So here's the deal. They both come from great stock. Okay.
Well, that's the analogy.
Well, that's the analogy.
I have to say this. This is for the cameraman in future things. Hunter. Because, hey, I took 30 minutes before daylight talking to the cameraman. I'm going to set your camera up. All you do is turn it on and record. Uh-oh. Do not move this camera. Director of photography. Because, hey, I've got it where all the action's going to happen. Well, here comes 100 teal. Uh-oh. Coming in. They got them.
I have to say this. This is for the cameraman in future things. Hunter. Because, hey, I took 30 minutes before daylight talking to the cameraman. I'm going to set your camera up. All you do is turn it on and record. Uh-oh. Do not move this camera. Director of photography. Because, hey, I've got it where all the action's going to happen. Well, here comes 100 teal. Uh-oh. Coming in. They got them.
They got right, and we just mauled them. He tried to follow it. I come this close to knocking him out. That brought up something inside of you. I said, what did I tell you? He missed the whole thing? He missed the whole thing. I said, what did I tell you? I said, you would have had the best duck footage ever caught on camera if you'd have just done what I told you. Thank you. Record it.
They got right, and we just mauled them. He tried to follow it. I come this close to knocking him out. That brought up something inside of you. I said, what did I tell you? He missed the whole thing? He missed the whole thing. I said, what did I tell you? I said, you would have had the best duck footage ever caught on camera if you'd have just done what I told you. Thank you. Record it.
Look, I don't even want to get into that. It was a different time back then. Bill started all that. Hey, they got to checking the family tree and said, hey, they used to say it was like third or fourth cousin. I said, no, it was first cousin. Whoa, first.
Look, I don't even want to get into that. It was a different time back then. Bill started all that. Hey, they got to checking the family tree and said, hey, they used to say it was like third or fourth cousin. I said, no, it was first cousin. Whoa, first.
Don't move it. Record it.
Don't move it. Record it.
Can't happen. Can't happen. That's the biggest problem, okay? Because, hey, this is a man that's been doing this for, like, good grief, 70 years.
Can't happen. Can't happen. That's the biggest problem, okay? Because, hey, this is a man that's been doing this for, like, good grief, 70 years.
Okay. I was like, man, that's an old camera, man. I'm a lot younger than that. Hey, I started about when I was seven, for crying out loud. If I set you up, your camera... then pay attention and read my lips.
Okay. I was like, man, that's an old camera, man. I'm a lot younger than that. Hey, I started about when I was seven, for crying out loud. If I set you up, your camera... then pay attention and read my lips.
Mailbox money, baby.
Mailbox money, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you got to think about this, okay? He was so close. to losing everything, losing Kay, losing his kids, okay, and just, you know, and like I said, the rest of the family had got with Kay and just said, hey, leave him. Divorce him, and you go ahead and get away from him and get on with your life. Okay, and Jan, she jumped on everybody in our family with both feet.
Well, you got to think about this, okay? He was so close. to losing everything, losing Kay, losing his kids, okay, and just, you know, and like I said, the rest of the family had got with Kay and just said, hey, leave him. Divorce him, and you go ahead and get away from him and get on with your life. Okay, and Jan, she jumped on everybody in our family with both feet.
She said, y'all ought to be ashamed of yourself. That's your brother for crying out loud. And she said, what you don't know is one of these days he'll bring more people to Jesus than you can even imagine. And her prophecy came true.
She said, y'all ought to be ashamed of yourself. That's your brother for crying out loud. And she said, what you don't know is one of these days he'll bring more people to Jesus than you can even imagine. And her prophecy came true.
When he finally did it, and you got to think about this. Here's a man that spends 95% of his time in God's creation, and he didn't know the creator.
When he finally did it, and you got to think about this. Here's a man that spends 95% of his time in God's creation, and he didn't know the creator.
And then when he finally meets the creator, okay, and finds out about him, then it changed not only his life, It changed the whole Robertson family's life. Yeah. Okay, because that legacy was from him, you know, forward. Yeah.
And then when he finally meets the creator, okay, and finds out about him, then it changed not only his life, It changed the whole Robertson family's life. Yeah. Okay, because that legacy was from him, you know, forward. Yeah.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no, no. A different show. They said, well, what about if we had come to you and said, you know, let me show your dark side of your life.
No, no, no. A different show. They said, well, what about if we had come to you and said, you know, let me show your dark side of your life.
I said, have you lost your mind? I ain't doing that.
I said, have you lost your mind? I ain't doing that.
46?
46?
47.
47.
Well, we're waiting. Well, Granny will say, everybody... You know, all the whole family has a different attitude and perspective on, you know, was Granny actually insane or whatever? Because every summer, Daddy put her in another house. For real? And look, here's my take on it. Granny was not, she was not insane. Matter of fact, it was just the opposite. She was pretty genius.
Well, we're waiting. Well, Granny will say, everybody... You know, all the whole family has a different attitude and perspective on, you know, was Granny actually insane or whatever? Because every summer, Daddy put her in another house. For real? And look, here's my take on it. Granny was not, she was not insane. Matter of fact, it was just the opposite. She was pretty genius.
Well, see, it made Kay feel better that I was with him. But all it did was it put me in a bad spot. And it didn't help any. It didn't help any because he was a demon. He was the devil himself.
Well, see, it made Kay feel better that I was with him. But all it did was it put me in a bad spot. And it didn't help any. It didn't help any because he was a demon. He was the devil himself.
No, no. Most people don't have the opportunity to see someone that is worthless. And I mean, my brother was worthless at that time. And then to see this change that come over him. Okay. You can't have you, you just, you just, whoa. What happened to make that much difference in this guy's life?
No, no. Most people don't have the opportunity to see someone that is worthless. And I mean, my brother was worthless at that time. And then to see this change that come over him. Okay. You can't have you, you just, you just, whoa. What happened to make that much difference in this guy's life?
What could do this? Yeah, because, hey, Phil Robertson didn't give a flip about nobody. Okay, except yours truly, him. Yeah, that's wild, man. The rest of us, no, you don't even exist. Okay, it was me, me, me, me, me. Yeah. Okay, and then for him to go me, me, me to everybody else. Yeah, because I watched him. Like, Mom and Daddy was always hospitable. Okay?
What could do this? Yeah, because, hey, Phil Robertson didn't give a flip about nobody. Okay, except yours truly, him. Yeah, that's wild, man. The rest of us, no, you don't even exist. Okay, it was me, me, me, me, me. Yeah. Okay, and then for him to go me, me, me to everybody else. Yeah, because I watched him. Like, Mom and Daddy was always hospitable. Okay?
Phil and Kay got that and took it to a new level. Yeah. Okay? Because, you know, some of the people that he's had at his house, okay? Yeah. Yeah.
Phil and Kay got that and took it to a new level. Yeah. Okay? Because, you know, some of the people that he's had at his house, okay? Yeah. Yeah.
And so me and Phil. It ain't going to take but a little while. It's an opportunity.
And so me and Phil. It ain't going to take but a little while. It's an opportunity.
People that knows him after he met Jesus.
People that knows him after he met Jesus.
Okay, because look, if you're married to James H. Robertson, And between the two of you, y'all come up with seven kids. Delinquents. Yeah. You were one of them. Farrell. I'm one of them. Farrell. Hey, she'd get sick of the whole bunch of us. Yeah. She'd act up a little bit. Hey, she'd take her a month's vacation.
Okay, because look, if you're married to James H. Robertson, And between the two of you, y'all come up with seven kids. Delinquents. Yeah. You were one of them. Farrell. I'm one of them. Farrell. Hey, she'd get sick of the whole bunch of us. Yeah. She'd act up a little bit. Hey, she'd take her a month's vacation.
Yeah, but you got to think about that, okay? Because people have asked us on this podcast, you know, what about death? I said, hey, I ain't worried about death. It's a change of address. Come on. Yeah, and that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, because when people said, you know, all this junk, and I said, hey, look, I know the man that raises dead men, for crying out loud. Yep.
Yeah, but you got to think about that, okay? Because people have asked us on this podcast, you know, what about death? I said, hey, I ain't worried about death. It's a change of address. Come on. Yeah, and that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, because when people said, you know, all this junk, and I said, hey, look, I know the man that raises dead men, for crying out loud. Yep.
And he's promised he'll do it for me. I said, hey, hey. Yeah.
And he's promised he'll do it for me. I said, hey, hey. Yeah.
And we just slapped you with Jesus right at the end. Hey, look, when you talk about Jesus, you got to get serious. Oh, I guarantee you.
And we just slapped you with Jesus right at the end. Hey, look, when you talk about Jesus, you got to get serious. Oh, I guarantee you.
If you're listening to this, you're probably. Hold it. I got to correct you on that. Yes, he was hand-picked.
If you're listening to this, you're probably. Hold it. I got to correct you on that. Yes, he was hand-picked.
One man. Hey, here's what you learned from this podcast today. One man can make a difference. Oh, I guarantee it.
One man. Hey, here's what you learned from this podcast today. One man can make a difference. Oh, I guarantee it.
And that's what Jan did for Phil. There's a time for everything. Right. He's even got it written down in his holy word. There's a time for everything.
And that's what Jan did for Phil. There's a time for everything. Right. He's even got it written down in his holy word. There's a time for everything.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, thank y'all.
Well, thank y'all.
Oh, yeah. Hey, y'all, she'd call all the kids together when he'd do it. She said, well, I'll see y'all whenever James H. Robertson decides to come back and pick me up. Okay. There you go. So, hey, Ma died when she was 94. Okay, she won Bob Barker's, what's the show? Price is Right. Yeah, Price is Right. She won both showcases at the age of 84. Not many people have done that. Okay.
Oh, yeah. Hey, y'all, she'd call all the kids together when he'd do it. She said, well, I'll see y'all whenever James H. Robertson decides to come back and pick me up. Okay. There you go. So, hey, Ma died when she was 94. Okay, she won Bob Barker's, what's the show? Price is Right. Yeah, Price is Right. She won both showcases at the age of 84. Not many people have done that. Okay.
So, hey, she was the first TV star for the Robertsons. She paved the way for you. Oh, yeah, she paved the way for all of us.
So, hey, she was the first TV star for the Robertsons. She paved the way for you. Oh, yeah, she paved the way for all of us.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yeah. Look, and Maul actually was a riveter on, I think, the B-17. He was a what? Riveter. Rosie the Riveter. Yeah. He riveted on B-17 bombers that we sent to Germany. She built planes.
Yeah. Look, and Maul actually was a riveter on, I think, the B-17. He was a what? Riveter. Rosie the Riveter. Yeah. He riveted on B-17 bombers that we sent to Germany. She built planes.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No, no, look, hey. And he put one through his finger. Look, I tell everybody, the Robinson family has led a really exciting life. You know what they should do with that?
No, no, look, hey. And he put one through his finger. Look, I tell everybody, the Robinson family has led a really exciting life. You know what they should do with that?
Make it a movie.
Make it a movie.
Well, no, no. And then you bring in God. A lot of people say, I don't believe in him. Hey, if you look at the Robinson family, you can't help but believe in him.
Well, no, no. And then you bring in God. A lot of people say, I don't believe in him. Hey, if you look at the Robinson family, you can't help but believe in him.
That's true. That is true.
That's true. That is true.
They're just riveters. And I riveted a fingernail.
They're just riveters. And I riveted a fingernail.
Her story, whenever my father went and World War II broke out, Dad went and done his patriotic tour, you know, store and joined the Navy, you know. So he went to California for his training and all this. Well, you know, mom said, hey, I got to get to California, you know, would be with my man. So she just started getting on buses. Okay, there's a war going on.
Her story, whenever my father went and World War II broke out, Dad went and done his patriotic tour, you know, store and joined the Navy, you know. So he went to California for his training and all this. Well, you know, mom said, hey, I got to get to California, you know, would be with my man. So she just started getting on buses. Okay, there's a war going on.
Well, she would, hey, there would be an airman in uniform. She would just walk up and grab his arm and said, hey, till I get off the next stop, we're married. Because your civilians could not travel. Via bus? Via bus during the war. Really? I didn't know that. So, hey, that's how she got to California, and that's when all the kids started coming around.
Well, she would, hey, there would be an airman in uniform. She would just walk up and grab his arm and said, hey, till I get off the next stop, we're married. Because your civilians could not travel. Via bus? Via bus during the war. Really? I didn't know that. So, hey, that's how she got to California, and that's when all the kids started coming around.
Well, that checks out with what I know about kids.
Well, that checks out with what I know about kids.
When a settler comes home, he's got to make up for lost time.
When a settler comes home, he's got to make up for lost time.
Hey, we took the almighty at his word when he said, hey, go forth and multiply.
Hey, we took the almighty at his word when he said, hey, go forth and multiply.
No, no, hey, look, look, all the rest of them mean is all good. They are mean. Jan was nice. I will use the term you spell it, A-C-L-L. They mean, the Robertsons were a mean bunch. Hold on, was Jan not nice?
No, no, hey, look, look, all the rest of them mean is all good. They are mean. Jan was nice. I will use the term you spell it, A-C-L-L. They mean, the Robertsons were a mean bunch. Hold on, was Jan not nice?
Look, I'll give you when she was a young teenager, she was so naive. Okay. Bless her heart. It was, that's what made her so sweet. I'm Uncle Si of Duck Dynasty, and this one hits home with me. Most people look at this piece of cloth, okay, as a piece of cloth. Well, this right here is the American flag. It's not just a bunch of thread.
Look, I'll give you when she was a young teenager, she was so naive. Okay. Bless her heart. It was, that's what made her so sweet. I'm Uncle Si of Duck Dynasty, and this one hits home with me. Most people look at this piece of cloth, okay, as a piece of cloth. Well, this right here is the American flag. It's not just a bunch of thread.
Men and women have died for this thing because the human race is still stupid and can't get along with each other. What's in this flag is homegrown. It's USA all the way. This is Allegiance Flag Supply. It's made by professional seamstresses. Everything in this flag, the thread, the cloth, all of it's made right here in the United States of America.
Men and women have died for this thing because the human race is still stupid and can't get along with each other. What's in this flag is homegrown. It's USA all the way. This is Allegiance Flag Supply. It's made by professional seamstresses. Everything in this flag, the thread, the cloth, all of it's made right here in the United States of America.
The thread is double sold in the areas that needs it. Look, this thing flies 724. but you don't trifle with two things with me. The national anthem, our country's song, and this flag. Shoallegence.com, okay? Buy you one today and hey, let it fly above your house. Yo, I come in about half drunk one night. Oh, boy. From dating, okay?
The thread is double sold in the areas that needs it. Look, this thing flies 724. but you don't trifle with two things with me. The national anthem, our country's song, and this flag. Shoallegence.com, okay? Buy you one today and hey, let it fly above your house. Yo, I come in about half drunk one night. Oh, boy. From dating, okay?
And my mother told me, she had an argument, and she said, you need to tell your sister about the bird and the beast. Uh-uh. No. No, no. Okay.
And my mother told me, she had an argument, and she said, you need to tell your sister about the bird and the beast. Uh-uh. No. No, no. Okay.
No, no. No, no. But anyway, I said, Mom, I've had about a six-pack or maybe two. I said, I really don't need to tell. She said, you're just right. Go ahead and tell her. And that's the same speech you got when you turned 12. Congratulations. The Robinsons have never been, what's the word I'm looking for, tactful? Yeah. Tooth, maybe? Yeah. So we always just, yo, hey, here it is. Boom, yo.
No, no. No, no. But anyway, I said, Mom, I've had about a six-pack or maybe two. I said, I really don't need to tell. She said, you're just right. Go ahead and tell her. And that's the same speech you got when you turned 12. Congratulations. The Robinsons have never been, what's the word I'm looking for, tactful? Yeah. Tooth, maybe? Yeah. So we always just, yo, hey, here it is. Boom, yo.
This is just as dramatic. When I hit her with the truth, Mama asked a question. She said, hey, look, when you take a little young lady out, what are you trying to do? Uh-oh. No, no, yeah, I ain't gonna say it, but anyway. So, y'all, I tell her, okay, and Jim said, you and mama are so nasty, I'm leaving. And I said, hey, look, it's true. It's birds and the bees, girl.
This is just as dramatic. When I hit her with the truth, Mama asked a question. She said, hey, look, when you take a little young lady out, what are you trying to do? Uh-oh. No, no, yeah, I ain't gonna say it, but anyway. So, y'all, I tell her, okay, and Jim said, you and mama are so nasty, I'm leaving. And I said, hey, look, it's true. It's birds and the bees, girl.
i got whiplash all of a sudden i'm like what's going on here i'm serious welcome to the duck car i always wonder what happens over here now i know this is it yeah we laugh that's why i look that's why the whole family has said i've had dementia all my life okay you do no no that's what hey everybody has said it no you you knew what happened on pbs before he got it
i got whiplash all of a sudden i'm like what's going on here i'm serious welcome to the duck car i always wonder what happens over here now i know this is it yeah we laugh that's why i look that's why the whole family has said i've had dementia all my life okay you do no no that's what hey everybody has said it no you you knew what happened on pbs before he got it
So when he showed up, you were pumped.
So when he showed up, you were pumped.
Look, I was one like Santa Claus because I'd come bring a gift. It would be all Army stuff. Yeah, that the U.S. government paid for. Elon Musk would cut that crap out, sir. Jace has still got that first little winter hat. The bomber hat. The bomber hat. Bomber hat. He loved that thing. He'd sleep with it.
Look, I was one like Santa Claus because I'd come bring a gift. It would be all Army stuff. Yeah, that the U.S. government paid for. Elon Musk would cut that crap out, sir. Jace has still got that first little winter hat. The bomber hat. The bomber hat. Bomber hat. He loved that thing. He'd sleep with it.
I did. I come home one day and Tracy and Scott, they was like six and four, okay? Yeah. You know, and they had stolen my wisdom. And when I called them, when they come in, you know, they put it out. I said, oh, no, no, no, no. I said, I ran it through my pocket, and I said, here, here. I said, let me light that thing for you. And I said, you sit there smoking, yo.
I did. I come home one day and Tracy and Scott, they was like six and four, okay? Yeah. You know, and they had stolen my wisdom. And when I called them, when they come in, you know, they put it out. I said, oh, no, no, no, no. I said, I ran it through my pocket, and I said, here, here. I said, let me light that thing for you. And I said, you sit there smoking, yo.
But I smoked four or five of them. They turned as green as that cup there. Okay, sick as a dog. And Tracy and Scott both said, hey, that's the best thing you could have ever done for us. Statute of limitations is up on that, too. We never wanted to steal another cigarette.
But I smoked four or five of them. They turned as green as that cup there. Okay, sick as a dog. And Tracy and Scott both said, hey, that's the best thing you could have ever done for us. Statute of limitations is up on that, too. We never wanted to steal another cigarette.
Yeah, let them have it. Then they won't ever touch it again.
Yeah, let them have it. Then they won't ever touch it again.
Every time somebody says that about their wife, I always get tickled. Hey, I knew mom before mom was mom.
Every time somebody says that about their wife, I always get tickled. Hey, I knew mom before mom was mom.
Oh, but his kids were watching. Yeah, they just enlightened me that my nephew has got quite the temper. No, that's not what he said.
Oh, but his kids were watching. Yeah, they just enlightened me that my nephew has got quite the temper. No, that's not what he said.
For Hunter on a date.
For Hunter on a date.
hunters on a day man how do you think it's going i hope well i do too but i mean it's gotta be going better than i thought because he didn't come into work on his off day i was afraid hunter was gonna show up anyways well yeah that didn't work out i just came to work instead y'all just dock me for a half day please yeah i need to be here yeah my mind off things but now you can slide over with me if you want to i might i just depends on the day
hunters on a day man how do you think it's going i hope well i do too but i mean it's gotta be going better than i thought because he didn't come into work on his off day i was afraid hunter was gonna show up anyways well yeah that didn't work out i just came to work instead y'all just dock me for a half day please yeah i need to be here yeah my mind off things but now you can slide over with me if you want to i might i just depends on the day
I should be able to get you a little FaceTime with Coach if you want to.
I should be able to get you a little FaceTime with Coach if you want to.
I said, well, Godwin, that's a problem. I said, it's the only day we've had a south wind in two weeks, and you're going right into it. I said, any other time you'd had a north wind pushing you for the last two weeks, but not today.
I said, well, Godwin, that's a problem. I said, it's the only day we've had a south wind in two weeks, and you're going right into it. I said, any other time you'd had a north wind pushing you for the last two weeks, but not today.
ULM 21, Alabama 14. We got him. That's hard to believe Alabama was 6-5.
ULM 21, Alabama 14. We got him. That's hard to believe Alabama was 6-5.
Yeah, his year one.
Yeah, his year one.
Hunter's too embarrassed. I've been planning on it. Well, that seemed kind of weird. I can't put a secret camera in the episode. I was about to say, if we had a camera recording Hunter that he didn't know about, that'd be weird.
Hunter's too embarrassed. I've been planning on it. Well, that seemed kind of weird. I can't put a secret camera in the episode. I was about to say, if we had a camera recording Hunter that he didn't know about, that'd be weird.
Yeah, just put the little clips there. Just random places. It doesn't really matter.
Yeah, just put the little clips there. Just random places. It doesn't really matter.
Just go steal him from his Facebook. And be sure you tag him, too. He loves when he gets new followers on Instagram. Hey, he's been bragging about that. Oh.
Just go steal him from his Facebook. And be sure you tag him, too. He loves when he gets new followers on Instagram. Hey, he's been bragging about that. Oh.
It's hard to believe we're still, we're almost 20 minutes into this and Goblin still ain't here. That's not hard to believe. The difference is Goblin said he would hang around. When I retired, You most definitely won't see me again. That's a good point. I'm not one of those one foot in, one foot out kind of guy. Let's just roll, baby. He gone gone. Gone gone. Si retired.
It's hard to believe we're still, we're almost 20 minutes into this and Goblin still ain't here. That's not hard to believe. The difference is Goblin said he would hang around. When I retired, You most definitely won't see me again. That's a good point. I'm not one of those one foot in, one foot out kind of guy. Let's just roll, baby. He gone gone. Gone gone. Si retired.
He's a one foot in, one foot out guy. He got both feet still in. Si got expensive hobbies, so Si's still in. Don't let him fool you.
He's a one foot in, one foot out guy. He got both feet still in. Si got expensive hobbies, so Si's still in. Don't let him fool you.
The only thing Si don't do is make reads. He said, I love everything about this job, but the actual job. So I'm still going to hang around. Y'all still pay me.
The only thing Si don't do is make reads. He said, I love everything about this job, but the actual job. So I'm still going to hang around. Y'all still pay me.
And we were like, you know what? As chief morale officer, you got it, buddy. CMO, chief morale officer.
And we were like, you know what? As chief morale officer, you got it, buddy. CMO, chief morale officer.
Oh, God. Oh, that boy got blasted on that.
Oh, God. Oh, that boy got blasted on that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know. Willie didn't catch no strays. Jace took all the stray bullets.
I don't know. Willie didn't catch no strays. Jace took all the stray bullets.
He's out. Spoiler alert, Willie gets half the money anyway.
He's out. Spoiler alert, Willie gets half the money anyway.
That's got one for you. I told him, I said, you know, I've noticed one thing about them boats. The more you're in them, the more stuff breaks. So, yeah, he's figuring that out, you know. He's in his lot. Sal, what's your problem? Why you got a Monday? Why did you have a bad day? Why?
That's got one for you. I told him, I said, you know, I've noticed one thing about them boats. The more you're in them, the more stuff breaks. So, yeah, he's figuring that out, you know. He's in his lot. Sal, what's your problem? Why you got a Monday? Why did you have a bad day? Why?
The truth doesn't have to be nice.
The truth doesn't have to be nice.
The truth is harsh.
The truth is harsh.
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Yeah, when he never started, he was one to really be in a panic anyway.
Yeah, when he never started, he was one to really be in a panic anyway.
What's that? Don't hurry me. Oh, don't, yeah. Be quick, don't hurry.
What's that? Don't hurry me. Oh, don't, yeah. Be quick, don't hurry.
No. Is that why you just decided you'd get everywhere 30 minutes early so you didn't have to hurry?
No. Is that why you just decided you'd get everywhere 30 minutes early so you didn't have to hurry?
The last time Si got in a hurry, he fell out of a boat.
The last time Si got in a hurry, he fell out of a boat.
oh i'm not saying when you're your age as successful as you've been what determines a bad day that's that's what um you just maybe it's a bad mood oh we're like you know instead of a bad day you need to watch bluey there's a whole episode about that yeah uh-huh bad mood it's called bad mood bingo but um bingo is always bad I'd love to see Cy watching Bluey.
oh i'm not saying when you're your age as successful as you've been what determines a bad day that's that's what um you just maybe it's a bad mood oh we're like you know instead of a bad day you need to watch bluey there's a whole episode about that yeah uh-huh bad mood it's called bad mood bingo but um bingo is always bad I'd love to see Cy watching Bluey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, trash.
Yeah, trash.
Stay off the Yovan show, sir.
Stay off the Yovan show, sir.
Anyways. I'm just saying.
Anyways. I'm just saying.
Godwin, we just decided we'd go ahead and kick it off. Welcome, friend. You can take a minute, collect your breath.
Godwin, we just decided we'd go ahead and kick it off. Welcome, friend. You can take a minute, collect your breath.
Boy, that's another thing about retirement. You don't even care about what day of the week it is. I don't do nothing. I don't start that till noon.
Boy, that's another thing about retirement. You don't even care about what day of the week it is. I don't do nothing. I don't start that till noon.
No, it's just on the innards of it.
No, it's just on the innards of it.
That's how it always happens to me.
That's how it always happens to me.
They do it every time you go to get up. Did you ever try like a slow get up? Yeah. Yeah.
They do it every time you go to get up. Did you ever try like a slow get up? Yeah. Yeah.
That's about an hour. I mean, that's probably seven miles. from there to the end. I bet that's one hour, yeah. Well, probably longer than that, because you don't go straight. There ain't no part of that channel straight from there to there.
That's about an hour. I mean, that's probably seven miles. from there to the end. I bet that's one hour, yeah. Well, probably longer than that, because you don't go straight. There ain't no part of that channel straight from there to there.
I would say that we're a little harder on our boats than say we are on other equipment.
I would say that we're a little harder on our boats than say we are on other equipment.
And I think probably the real truth is about 60% of the people that have them ain't got no business having them. I'm just being serious. At this point, now, eventually, when my parents turned me loose with a boat and motor, I ain't have no business. I mean, I was 16 years old. They said, good luck. Oh, goodness. Now, I had run a boat, but it was always tiller steer. I'd never run a console steer.
And I think probably the real truth is about 60% of the people that have them ain't got no business having them. I'm just being serious. At this point, now, eventually, when my parents turned me loose with a boat and motor, I ain't have no business. I mean, I was 16 years old. They said, good luck. Oh, goodness. Now, I had run a boat, but it was always tiller steer. I'd never run a console steer.
Oh, these all kind of.
Oh, these all kind of.
It sounds like an Instagram reel collection. Uncle Cy reacts to Bluey. He just watches all of it.
It sounds like an Instagram reel collection. Uncle Cy reacts to Bluey. He just watches all of it.
No, they don't care. They just plowing.
No, they don't care. They just plowing.
He does. Not intentionally.
He does. Not intentionally.
Once a week. At least once a year. I fall out of the boat. Yeah. Well, look, he's great at it. Here's the deal. I done figured out there's way less peril in the water than there is in that boat. So if you get a little off balance, rather than tear everything up you got in that boat.
Once a week. At least once a year. I fall out of the boat. Yeah. Well, look, he's great at it. Here's the deal. I done figured out there's way less peril in the water than there is in that boat. So if you get a little off balance, rather than tear everything up you got in that boat.
Hit the water and then get back in the boat.
Hit the water and then get back in the boat.
And them fish know it.
And them fish know it.
Yeah. I don't want to get in the water right now, but during the summer, like, yeah, I've, I've ended up in the water.
Yeah. I don't want to get in the water right now, but during the summer, like, yeah, I've, I've ended up in the water.
Oh, ain't no doubt. He's the only one with a heart.
Oh, ain't no doubt. He's the only one with a heart.
Yeah. Rather than tear up everything in my boat. Yeah. A lot easier to get out of the boat.
Yeah. Rather than tear up everything in my boat. Yeah. A lot easier to get out of the boat.
No, that was a bad one there. That one got me. And then they just drove off into the sunset.
No, that was a bad one there. That one got me. And then they just drove off into the sunset.
Some old boys at a deal we were speaking at. I just looked at them driving off and I said, well, this is where I'd die. I said, ain't no way I can tread water till somebody find me.
Some old boys at a deal we were speaking at. I just looked at them driving off and I said, well, this is where I'd die. I said, ain't no way I can tread water till somebody find me.
Minnesota.
Minnesota.
In a place called Green Lake, Minnesota.
In a place called Green Lake, Minnesota.
Pretty big, from what I could tell. It gets way bigger when the boat you were in is driving away from you. It's driving away from you, yeah. And, like, the water was, like, seven foot deep.
Pretty big, from what I could tell. It gets way bigger when the boat you were in is driving away from you. It's driving away from you, yeah. And, like, the water was, like, seven foot deep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
yeah i said can y'all can y'all hurry please like they come back around don't worry about that hat just get me yeah they said well your stuff's over here i said i don't care get me in that boat man i ain't worried about stuff i've been treading water now for what seemed like an eternity really wasn't about five minutes but for a man my size that's oh yeah that's a long time tread water a couple times i went down to the bottom and kicked off to come back up my legs got tarred but it's about seven foot deep
yeah i said can y'all can y'all hurry please like they come back around don't worry about that hat just get me yeah they said well your stuff's over here i said i don't care get me in that boat man i ain't worried about stuff i've been treading water now for what seemed like an eternity really wasn't about five minutes but for a man my size that's oh yeah that's a long time tread water a couple times i went down to the bottom and kicked off to come back up my legs got tarred but it's about seven foot deep
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Yeah, but even in salt water, I sink. So I don't know. Something about Godwin's chemistry and whatever he do in there, he floats in water. But I do not. I'm like a fish.
Yeah, but even in salt water, I sink. So I don't know. Something about Godwin's chemistry and whatever he do in there, he floats in water. But I do not. I'm like a fish.
Is that what it is? I'm just panicked. All right.
Is that what it is? I'm just panicked. All right.
I can't float. I do have a certain fear of drowning. That ain't the way I want to go. If I'm in any way in control of that, that ain't it. I don't want to go that way. That's me and fire. Yeah, that's another one. Fire and ice. I'm out on them, too.
I can't float. I do have a certain fear of drowning. That ain't the way I want to go. If I'm in any way in control of that, that ain't it. I don't want to go that way. That's me and fire. Yeah, that's another one. Fire and ice. I'm out on them, too.
Yeah, preferably in my sleep. Yeah. Or hooked up.
Yeah, preferably in my sleep. Yeah. Or hooked up.
What you got?
What you got?
It's amazing. I was like, I kind of actually just come to peace. I said, well, this is where it's all going to end. Because they were still on pad going the other way. You couldn't swim to the edge? Buddy. No. You got Google. Google Green Lake, Minnesota.
It's amazing. I was like, I kind of actually just come to peace. I said, well, this is where it's all going to end. Because they were still on pad going the other way. You couldn't swim to the edge? Buddy. No. You got Google. Google Green Lake, Minnesota.
Well, we were in a pontoon boat fishing, right? On a pontoon. That lady's got great hair.
Well, we were in a pontoon boat fishing, right? On a pontoon. That lady's got great hair.
He got outside the gate. I never saw any issues of needing a life jacket in a pontoon boat. Well, I didn't know when he said we're about to leave that he meant throttle down.
He got outside the gate. I never saw any issues of needing a life jacket in a pontoon boat. Well, I didn't know when he said we're about to leave that he meant throttle down.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
Huh? You can swim a mile. No, I can't.
Huh? You can swim a mile. No, I can't.
Buddy, when you get dumped into 60 degree water. Oh, it was cold. It's Minnesota. My bad. Buddy. Oh, so you went. Oh, I drank a good... I was not going to die of dehydration. Now, there was a small chance I'd have Montezuma's Revenge or Giardia or whatever that was.
Buddy, when you get dumped into 60 degree water. Oh, it was cold. It's Minnesota. My bad. Buddy. Oh, so you went. Oh, I drank a good... I was not going to die of dehydration. Now, there was a small chance I'd have Montezuma's Revenge or Giardia or whatever that was.
God, I love y'all's nicknames.
God, I love y'all's nicknames.
Yeah, we's out in the middle of that pond, buddy. There wasn't nothing.
Yeah, we's out in the middle of that pond, buddy. There wasn't nothing.
I believe in you. I'm certain I wouldn't have. So, I mean, but I love your belief. I believe it. Thank you for the positivity. But no, I was like, that's a lonely feeling when the rig you were in is just leaving. Like, I mean, that's a lonely feeling.
I believe in you. I'm certain I wouldn't have. So, I mean, but I love your belief. I believe it. Thank you for the positivity. But no, I was like, that's a lonely feeling when the rig you were in is just leaving. Like, I mean, that's a lonely feeling.
Yeah. And then I saw, I saw him get down off pad and I said, somebody realized I wasn't there anymore. Now will they find me? Like I ain't have nothing.
Yeah. And then I saw, I saw him get down off pad and I said, somebody realized I wasn't there anymore. Now will they find me? Like I ain't have nothing.
I can't wave. I done got too tired. I was just, hey. How long were you in there? I'll tell you, it felt like an eternity, probably five minutes by the time they shut down and spun around and got back to me. That's a long time in cold water fully dressed. Oh, yeah. Yeah. With a lower back problem. That's when my back was. The reason I got thrown out is because I stood up, stretched my back.
I can't wave. I done got too tired. I was just, hey. How long were you in there? I'll tell you, it felt like an eternity, probably five minutes by the time they shut down and spun around and got back to me. That's a long time in cold water fully dressed. Oh, yeah. Yeah. With a lower back problem. That's when my back was. The reason I got thrown out is because I stood up, stretched my back.
And I was doing like this when old boy.
And I was doing like this when old boy.
I was doing like this when old boy hit the throttle. I had no control over nothing. I went right. The only thing I did was pushed off the motor so that it didn't cut me when I went by. That's a good job. I was smart enough to grab the motor and throw myself away from the engine.
I was doing like this when old boy hit the throttle. I had no control over nothing. I went right. The only thing I did was pushed off the motor so that it didn't cut me when I went by. That's a good job. I was smart enough to grab the motor and throw myself away from the engine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The last thing I needed was a motor. That's what I thought I hit. Last thing I needed was an open leg wound to sit there and, you know. I got to get that fixed quick.
The last thing I needed was a motor. That's what I thought I hit. Last thing I needed was an open leg wound to sit there and, you know. I got to get that fixed quick.
Yeah. Guy wasn't going to have time to eat his sausage biscuit. Where are you going tomorrow? Darbon.
Yeah. Guy wasn't going to have time to eat his sausage biscuit. Where are you going tomorrow? Darbon.
He got to go find what he left out there. He got to go find that piece he left wherever it is.
He got to go find what he left out there. He got to go find that piece he left wherever it is.
We're going to have another fall spring this week, right?
We're going to have another fall spring this week, right?
There you go.
There you go.
Uh-oh. It's just the worst. You ought to be staring down 40 then, Hammer. I can't. You ain't even got to get out of bed and know it's cold outside no more.
Uh-oh. It's just the worst. You ought to be staring down 40 then, Hammer. I can't. You ain't even got to get out of bed and know it's cold outside no more.
Was it your toe?
Was it your toe?
He smoked cigarettes. Oh, so he took your old one. Pretty easy nickname there. Boy, y'all are really the creative bunch, huh?
He smoked cigarettes. Oh, so he took your old one. Pretty easy nickname there. Boy, y'all are really the creative bunch, huh?
That's tough.
That's tough.
It's a Monday that's a Tuesday, but it's a Tuesday that's, I don't know. I'm confused.
It's a Monday that's a Tuesday, but it's a Tuesday that's, I don't know. I'm confused.
Yeah. Oh, boy. I'd argue they were green even.
Yeah. Oh, boy. I'd argue they were green even.
Yeah. She called them back rent. That's what she called them. I'm about to get mine. Golly. Yeah, this is cold, though. Yeah, once it ain't hunting season, it can be 95 degrees. I don't even care.
Yeah. She called them back rent. That's what she called them. I'm about to get mine. Golly. Yeah, this is cold, though. Yeah, once it ain't hunting season, it can be 95 degrees. I don't even care.
No. I want it to be as cold as we can stand while we're hunting. As soon as they take that from us. Yeah. Well, no, it can be 10. Man, I don't care because I'm hungry.
No. I want it to be as cold as we can stand while we're hunting. As soon as they take that from us. Yeah. Well, no, it can be 10. Man, I don't care because I'm hungry.
Mentally, I'm prepared for that. But like that week of fall spring we had when it was 80 degrees every day and everything like trees started budding and stuff. I was like. Fish were biting. I don't know about that.
Mentally, I'm prepared for that. But like that week of fall spring we had when it was 80 degrees every day and everything like trees started budding and stuff. I was like. Fish were biting. I don't know about that.
I assume they were.
I assume they were.
Yeah. Then they pulled a plug on it.
Yeah. Then they pulled a plug on it.
Where else are you going to go, old man? It don't get no better anywhere else you go.
Where else are you going to go, old man? It don't get no better anywhere else you go.
Bad mood. There was one called Fartman for a while, right?
Bad mood. There was one called Fartman for a while, right?
Hey, they don't do nothing. Johnny D got asked that one time and then he quit.
Hey, they don't do nothing. Johnny D got asked that one time and then he quit.
I don't know if he still plays with them.
I don't know if he still plays with them.
Yeah. I sell crickets.
Yeah. I sell crickets.
Sounds like you could work for Mr. Cashman. Hey, I'll tell you. You could go be a Yankee. You could be a New York Yankee with that kind of attitude. Not with that beard. No, you'd have to get rid of it.
Sounds like you could work for Mr. Cashman. Hey, I'll tell you. You could go be a Yankee. You could be a New York Yankee with that kind of attitude. Not with that beard. No, you'd have to get rid of it.
He's heading out.
He's heading out.
You don't say.
You don't say.
Now, I'm not exactly certain, right? And Josh, you weren't around during these days. But here's what I know to be true. When Duck Dynasty was around the first time, I threw out a lot of first pitches. at organizations affiliated with Major League Baseball. I watched a lot. For Duck Dynasty. We all did. We all did.
Now, I'm not exactly certain, right? And Josh, you weren't around during these days. But here's what I know to be true. When Duck Dynasty was around the first time, I threw out a lot of first pitches. at organizations affiliated with Major League Baseball. I watched a lot. For Duck Dynasty. We all did. We all did.
I'm saying I did, so you know, and I'm the lowest on the totem pole, and I'm cool with that, and I know that. So imagine as you go up the rungs. how many first pitches they threw out, too. I got a lot of ceremonial baseballs in my closet. I don't know why, I guess. Maybe one day my kids will throw them over the field.
I'm saying I did, so you know, and I'm the lowest on the totem pole, and I'm cool with that, and I know that. So imagine as you go up the rungs. how many first pitches they threw out, too. I got a lot of ceremonial baseballs in my closet. I don't know why, I guess. Maybe one day my kids will throw them over the field.
Yeah, he was doing it for the – I was in the farm system. Yeah. Because, again, levels.
Yeah, he was doing it for the – I was in the farm system. Yeah. Because, again, levels.
Yeah, I got a bunch of them from the Southeastern Professional Baseball League.
Yeah, I got a bunch of them from the Southeastern Professional Baseball League.
Got hung with that one. Well, anyway, I think I know why you're probably in a bad mood. You saw the news of what happened on Friday with the New York Yankees general manager, huh? No, I didn't. You haven't? What a stupid boy. What happened with the Yankees? Well, I guess they're still sour. You know, they got thrashed in the World Series, so they're trying to change some things.
Got hung with that one. Well, anyway, I think I know why you're probably in a bad mood. You saw the news of what happened on Friday with the New York Yankees general manager, huh? No, I didn't. You haven't? What a stupid boy. What happened with the Yankees? Well, I guess they're still sour. You know, they got thrashed in the World Series, so they're trying to change some things.
I know me and Godwin did several together. Me and Godwin were big into minor league sports.
I know me and Godwin did several together. Me and Godwin were big into minor league sports.
So anybody in the Yankees organization in your farm system, holler at your boy. I'll come do it.
So anybody in the Yankees organization in your farm system, holler at your boy. I'll come do it.
Why beards don't work.
Why beards don't work.
Yeah. Actually biblical. Johnny D, you got any emails in there? I was not ready for that question. Do we have any voicemails? Why not? You can read the clock. No, that's Hunter Department.
Yeah. Actually biblical. Johnny D, you got any emails in there? I was not ready for that question. Do we have any voicemails? Why not? You can read the clock. No, that's Hunter Department.
But if you do want to leave us a voicemail, the number is 318-215-6559. And we got old-fashioned email too. Hello at duckcallroom.com.
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Gulf of America.
Gulf of America.
What's up, baby?
What's up, baby?
Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries made it funny. Said that the same regulations apply to the Gulf of Mexico and the Gulf of America. I saw that. They made that post.
Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries made it funny. Said that the same regulations apply to the Gulf of Mexico and the Gulf of America. I saw that. They made that post.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Emmanuel.
Emmanuel.
Yeah, he's saying, well, if you get a head start on it.
Yeah, he's saying, well, if you get a head start on it.
Leave him some bread. But I can come back and give you a map.
Leave him some bread. But I can come back and give you a map.
Yeah. Si said a year hiatus. Time's going to be irrelevant.
Yeah. Si said a year hiatus. Time's going to be irrelevant.
And like, we're going to have a job.
And like, we're going to have a job.
I just don't like it. Yeah, drag it over there so Si can read it. Hold on. If you know him, he's going to read it.
I just don't like it. Yeah, drag it over there so Si can read it. Hold on. If you know him, he's going to read it.
I'm going to teach him a better way. I might come up on a waterway. I was going to slide up there and say-
I'm going to teach him a better way. I might come up on a waterway. I was going to slide up there and say-
And your gift is life? Yeah.
And your gift is life? Yeah.
fly period like me i'm saying self-propelled flight like yeah like let's go to set let's go friend i don't know if you know that i do not think you'll have to flap your arms hey actually go i'm just saying doing anything again i'm just saying self-propelled not like fly on an airplane ain't no backpack you know backpack worry about game wardens
fly period like me i'm saying self-propelled flight like yeah like let's go to set let's go friend i don't know if you know that i do not think you'll have to flap your arms hey actually go i'm just saying doing anything again i'm just saying self-propelled not like fly on an airplane ain't no backpack you know backpack worry about game wardens
Game wardens. There's probably enough of them that keep tabs on us. Game wardens, listen, can you send us an email of the craziest tickets you've ever written?
Game wardens. There's probably enough of them that keep tabs on us. Game wardens, listen, can you send us an email of the craziest tickets you've ever written?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
Transferred a blank.
Transferred a blank.
Yeah. Goblin didn't get that same grace that time as battery.
Yeah. Goblin didn't get that same grace that time as battery.
This is retirement Godwin. He used to be second everywhere we went, only behind Si.
This is retirement Godwin. He used to be second everywhere we went, only behind Si.
America's favorite.
America's favorite.
But look at our branding up there. Yeah, so basically the New York Yankees can have a beard as long as they don't look like us. Does anybody remember when James Harden was going dummy in the NBA there for a little while?
But look at our branding up there. Yeah, so basically the New York Yankees can have a beard as long as they don't look like us. Does anybody remember when James Harden was going dummy in the NBA there for a little while?
Amen, buddy.
Amen, buddy.
You never know. Saturn.
You never know. Saturn.
All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car. That's out of here.
All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car. That's out of here.
A biggin'. Very unkempt beard. There are periods of greatness that include facial hair.
A biggin'. Very unkempt beard. There are periods of greatness that include facial hair.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. See? And he was a Yankee. Hey. Was he? There you go. Well, I mean, they were Yankees and Rebels back then. What's that you think he was on? Yeah. I mean, he was on the winning side, and the Rebels didn't win. The Rebels did not win. I'm just saying. So he was a Yankee. He even had a top hat. That's it.
Thank you. See? And he was a Yankee. Hey. Was he? There you go. Well, I mean, they were Yankees and Rebels back then. What's that you think he was on? Yeah. I mean, he was on the winning side, and the Rebels didn't win. The Rebels did not win. I'm just saying. So he was a Yankee. He even had a top hat. That's it.
And now he's last. He's always late. If he shows up. Where is Godwin? He's either late or don't even show up. Retired Godwin is a proven flight risk now.
And now he's last. He's always late. If he shows up. Where is Godwin? He's either late or don't even show up. Retired Godwin is a proven flight risk now.
No, he'll read it over your shoulder. His eyes actually are really good.
No, he'll read it over your shoulder. His eyes actually are really good.
That's right there with saying. No diss though. That's right there when you start something with all due respect. You're throwing respect out the window right there. I mean.
That's right there with saying. No diss though. That's right there when you start something with all due respect. You're throwing respect out the window right there. I mean.
I mean, thanks for grinding in the woods all the time. Hey, I just want to know what he's going to say now that the show's coming back out and they have Duck Dynasty Night at Yankee Stadium. That's going to be the best thing ever.
I mean, thanks for grinding in the woods all the time. Hey, I just want to know what he's going to say now that the show's coming back out and they have Duck Dynasty Night at Yankee Stadium. That's going to be the best thing ever.
Like when A&E pays to have Duck Dynasty Night at Yankee Stadium just because of this, because it's going to release again during baseball season, and we're probably going to have to go to New York City for that at some point.
Like when A&E pays to have Duck Dynasty Night at Yankee Stadium just because of this, because it's going to release again during baseball season, and we're probably going to have to go to New York City for that at some point.
Mr. Cashman, if you don't put us in a box – There will be riots.
Mr. Cashman, if you don't put us in a box – There will be riots.
I'm about to go out there and get Aaron Judge to just choke you. And then there's some people posting gifs. Oh, wait, that was me.
I'm about to go out there and get Aaron Judge to just choke you. And then there's some people posting gifs. Oh, wait, that was me.
Look at him. Somebody get that man in touch with AG1.
Look at him. Somebody get that man in touch with AG1.
And neutrophil?
And neutrophil?
Yeah. Jealousy, buddy.
Yeah. Jealousy, buddy.
I mean, I just don't understand the argument against a beard in baseball. Are they trying to keep them rolling like Jason Wirth did that time? You know what happened with him? Won the World Series. All-Star Games, World Series.
I mean, I just don't understand the argument against a beard in baseball. Are they trying to keep them rolling like Jason Wirth did that time? You know what happened with him? Won the World Series. All-Star Games, World Series.
Unless you're that guy. He's doing all right. I mean, he's doing all right. He probably agrees because he's making money hand over fist and spending somebody else's money like it's his own. Oh, man. But the fact that he just took a shot at us.
Unless you're that guy. He's doing all right. I mean, he's doing all right. He probably agrees because he's making money hand over fist and spending somebody else's money like it's his own. Oh, man. But the fact that he just took a shot at us.
Well, he's been in communication letting me know he was coming.
Well, he's been in communication letting me know he was coming.
No, that's a diss.
No, that's a diss.
No. In the town of Ravel? He hit it with an Odiss.
No. In the town of Ravel? He hit it with an Odiss.
To the town of Raven.
To the town of Raven.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, Ravel's old, man.
Yeah, Ravel's old, man.
No rundown.
No rundown.
They do have a Johnny's pizza, though.
They do have a Johnny's pizza, though.
He broke down on Darbon, said he spun his prop. He said, I hit something the other day, but I didn't think it did nothing.
He broke down on Darbon, said he spun his prop. He said, I hit something the other day, but I didn't think it did nothing.
Yep. That's right there with all due respect. No, and I was like, all right, whatever follows those statements. are the exact opposite of what you just asked permission for.
Yep. That's right there with all due respect. No, and I was like, all right, whatever follows those statements. are the exact opposite of what you just asked permission for.
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Jace saw the screener, and he loved the movie.
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Yeah, if you wanted like a long, lonely cruise on Darbon, that would have been the day. He said, I'm idling somewhere 26 and 7 miles an hour. And he was halfway up the lake. He put in at the very south end of the lake, and he was about halfway down the lake when I talked to him. So he should be here. He put in at the spillway or he put in at? Put in at the spillway. Okay.
Yeah, if you wanted like a long, lonely cruise on Darbon, that would have been the day. He said, I'm idling somewhere 26 and 7 miles an hour. And he was halfway up the lake. He put in at the very south end of the lake, and he was about halfway down the lake when I talked to him. So he should be here. He put in at the spillway or he put in at? Put in at the spillway. Okay.
Number two what?
Number two what?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Where's he from?
Where's he from?
Oh, I thought we were rolling.
Oh, I thought we were rolling.
I'm pretty sure I'm one of the few that go into Dairy Palace and order the Spamburger.
I'm pretty sure I'm one of the few that go into Dairy Palace and order the Spamburger.
You can get fried Spam on a sandwich up in the Dairy Palace.
You can get fried Spam on a sandwich up in the Dairy Palace.
I guess it's still there, huh? I ain't been past Tyler in a hot minute. Every time I get into Texas now, I turn and go south, it seems like. I don't ever get to stay on 20 and keep on trucking.
I guess it's still there, huh? I ain't been past Tyler in a hot minute. Every time I get into Texas now, I turn and go south, it seems like. I don't ever get to stay on 20 and keep on trucking.
Yeah. Your wife will probably go. Trade days, that antique time's coming up, right? Like highway 80 trade days or whatever it is.
Yeah. Your wife will probably go. Trade days, that antique time's coming up, right? Like highway 80 trade days or whatever it is.
That's spending money every stop of the way.
That's spending money every stop of the way.
You don't want somebody else's furniture is what you mean.
You don't want somebody else's furniture is what you mean.
I've stopped every time we had Kay in.
I've stopped every time we had Kay in.
I've stopped in there at least 10 times with Kay Roberts.
I've stopped in there at least 10 times with Kay Roberts.
Yeah, right off the interstate. Right where Chris is from. Yeah. Yeah, but where's... Where's Canton? A little over halfway to Dallas from here. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Yeah, right off the interstate. Right where Chris is from. Yeah. Yeah, but where's... Where's Canton? A little over halfway to Dallas from here. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Don't that sound like Miss Kay? Hey, that sounds like a good... Yeah.
Don't that sound like Miss Kay? Hey, that sounds like a good... Yeah.
Yeah. I've eaten there a lot. Yeah. A lot.
Yeah. I've eaten there a lot. Yeah. A lot.
Oh, you know what's fun? I got to do a deal at the end of March and end Dallas for Academy. You want to go? It's kind of tight. I get to introduce Nick Saban. What do you get to do? It's this deal. Saban's the keynote speaker and I get to introduce him for Academy. You get to open up for Nick Saban? Uh-huh. He better not be rude to me either because I get to mic first. He better not be rude.
Oh, you know what's fun? I got to do a deal at the end of March and end Dallas for Academy. You want to go? It's kind of tight. I get to introduce Nick Saban. What do you get to do? It's this deal. Saban's the keynote speaker and I get to introduce him for Academy. You get to open up for Nick Saban? Uh-huh. He better not be rude to me either because I get to mic first. He better not be rude.
And he was at Terrell Island when I talked to him, which is about the halfway point of the lake.
And he was at Terrell Island when I talked to him, which is about the halfway point of the lake.
Coach, you better say go Tigers if you're listening to this. You were there for a while.
Coach, you better say go Tigers if you're listening to this. You were there for a while.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'll say whatever I can to coach.
I'll say whatever I can to coach.
Yeah. If he'll say go Tigers, I'll say roll tide. That's the deal I'm going to make with him. Right there.
Yeah. If he'll say go Tigers, I'll say roll tide. That's the deal I'm going to make with him. Right there.
I don't care. It's Nick Saban, man. I mean, he beat the socks off of us. Hey, should I wear my UBLM shirt? Tide rolled, baby. What up, baby?
I don't care. It's Nick Saban, man. I mean, he beat the socks off of us. Hey, should I wear my UBLM shirt? Tide rolled, baby. What up, baby?
Yeah, when ULM went into Tuscaloosa and dropped that L on y'all, boys.
Yeah, when ULM went into Tuscaloosa and dropped that L on y'all, boys.
Sage is my youngest daughter. Y'all listen, I have three daughters. One of them's 19, 17, and then the 10-year-old come along. The wife said, I want one more. After a big gap, you know, I done got up there pretty long in the tooth. So I argued against it for a little bit, but now that she's here, I'm kind of glad it happened. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Sage is my youngest daughter. Y'all listen, I have three daughters. One of them's 19, 17, and then the 10-year-old come along. The wife said, I want one more. After a big gap, you know, I done got up there pretty long in the tooth. So I argued against it for a little bit, but now that she's here, I'm kind of glad it happened. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
That's right. She's, she's my new hunting partner and she trains. She's just sitting with me, but, uh, yeah, I tried to, I tried to weed some of that Robertson out of her. It didn't happen.
That's right. She's, she's my new hunting partner and she trains. She's just sitting with me, but, uh, yeah, I tried to, I tried to weed some of that Robertson out of her. It didn't happen.
She got, she got a lot of Robertson there. That blood, that blood is thick.
She got, she got a lot of Robertson there. That blood, that blood is thick.
She's ready. She's about four years in. She's pretty solid for a 10-year-old.
She's ready. She's about four years in. She's pretty solid for a 10-year-old.
Well, tell Uncle Si what happened when your older sister brought her boyfriend over, who is Now her husband, Joey, who is, by the way, Jersey Joe's son. Yeah. Great kid. Love him to death. But tell Uncle Si.
Well, tell Uncle Si what happened when your older sister brought her boyfriend over, who is Now her husband, Joey, who is, by the way, Jersey Joe's son. Yeah. Great kid. Love him to death. But tell Uncle Si.
Tell Uncle Si exactly what happened that day.
Tell Uncle Si exactly what happened that day.
You can stay sitting down, Johnny D. I can stay sitting down? Yeah. Okay. Just kind of turn to the side. Now, look, Sage.
You can stay sitting down, Johnny D. I can stay sitting down? Yeah. Okay. Just kind of turn to the side. Now, look, Sage.
Five seconds. Tap out is... When you start feeling the blood leaving your head.
Five seconds. Tap out is... When you start feeling the blood leaving your head.
I know.
I know.
Oh, my goodness. You better get that head where it goes. Oh, there we go.
Oh, my goodness. You better get that head where it goes. Oh, there we go.
Crawl that hand up a little high. Get your head good and tight.
Crawl that hand up a little high. Get your head good and tight.
That'll be easier. Tell Johnny D what your routine is. Tell him what you have to do to be able to look at your device.
That'll be easier. Tell Johnny D what your routine is. Tell him what you have to do to be able to look at your device.
The plank is the best exercise in the world.
The plank is the best exercise in the world.
But when she finishes that, then she's allowed to look at her device and play her games with her friends.
But when she finishes that, then she's allowed to look at her device and play her games with her friends.
Oh, her chokes are tight. I mean, that was... Yeah.
Oh, her chokes are tight. I mean, that was... Yeah.
Yeah, but that's really not a true story. Sage is like, I didn't say that. But that's what Uncle Si is good at.
Yeah, but that's really not a true story. Sage is like, I didn't say that. But that's what Uncle Si is good at.
Uncle Si is a good hype man.
Uncle Si is a good hype man.
You know who else was good at that? It was your pap. Hey, well, why not have some?
You know who else was good at that? It was your pap. Hey, well, why not have some?
You just did all that, if I remember that right? She got a gray belt about seven, eight months ago.
You just did all that, if I remember that right? She got a gray belt about seven, eight months ago.
Oh, a year ago. Okay. She remembered. She said, March 8th.
Oh, a year ago. Okay. She remembered. She said, March 8th.
Yeah, well, a gray belt is probably the equivalent of an adult blue belt. She's pretty proficient for a 10-year-old.
Yeah, well, a gray belt is probably the equivalent of an adult blue belt. She's pretty proficient for a 10-year-old.
This is the first I'm hearing about this. That's a proud dad moment. Ain't no boys messing with girls.
This is the first I'm hearing about this. That's a proud dad moment. Ain't no boys messing with girls.
Oh, did you hit an arm drag on him? How did you take him down? Arm drag?
Oh, did you hit an arm drag on him? How did you take him down? Arm drag?
Oh, an arm drag and a valley drop.
Oh, an arm drag and a valley drop.
An hour.
An hour.
yeah oh she's gonna be looking behind you boys if she keeps on this path she'll be a unicorn when she's 20 years old uh there's i think two female black belts in the state of louisiana that i know of very rare it's a it's an extremely difficult thing for a woman to do extremely so is she in fourth grade or third grade Oh, she's in fifth grade.
yeah oh she's gonna be looking behind you boys if she keeps on this path she'll be a unicorn when she's 20 years old uh there's i think two female black belts in the state of louisiana that i know of very rare it's a it's an extremely difficult thing for a woman to do extremely so is she in fourth grade or third grade Oh, she's in fifth grade.
Okay. She's 10.
Okay. She's 10.
But Johnny D, get them kids up to the school.
But Johnny D, get them kids up to the school.
No. It'll be one of the best things you ever did.
No. It'll be one of the best things you ever did.
They learned how to stay calm under pressure and think their way through problems instead of reacting.
They learned how to stay calm under pressure and think their way through problems instead of reacting.
The next one.
The next one.
I love it. We do teach them to avoid conflict. If the conflict comes to you.
I love it. We do teach them to avoid conflict. If the conflict comes to you.
I'm just glad she didn't follow up on what happens after you take them down. Then I'd probably be in the principal's office right now.
I'm just glad she didn't follow up on what happens after you take them down. Then I'd probably be in the principal's office right now.
And jiu-jitsu is a lot like golf. You'll never be as good as you want to be.
And jiu-jitsu is a lot like golf. You'll never be as good as you want to be.
There's no end to it.
There's no end to it.
There's a counter to every counter to every counter.
There's a counter to every counter to every counter.
Martial arts.
Martial arts.
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah, that was a good tournament.
Yeah, that was a good tournament.
It was quite a few.
It was quite a few.
The grappler.
The grappler.
Always Gracie.
Always Gracie.
hey that's just walker texas ranger in a hole you know chuck norris is a black belt in jiu-jitsu yeah if chuck norris been there no hold up now he'd make a bottle of water good for him man and it's really good water yeah norris make bottle oh yeah i didn't tell you that story oh i know that yeah yeah i said to brooksers al al met him somewhere an event and all he said he wanted to meet chuck norris and take a picture you know but
hey that's just walker texas ranger in a hole you know chuck norris is a black belt in jiu-jitsu yeah if chuck norris been there no hold up now he'd make a bottle of water good for him man and it's really good water yeah norris make bottle oh yeah i didn't tell you that story oh i know that yeah yeah i said to brooksers al al met him somewhere an event and all he said he wanted to meet chuck norris and take a picture you know but
All Chuck Norris wanted to talk about was this water he found underneath his ranch.
All Chuck Norris wanted to talk about was this water he found underneath his ranch.
That's right. And the story goes they found that aquifer right underneath his dojo when he was all the sweat coming off Chuck Norris.
That's right. And the story goes they found that aquifer right underneath his dojo when he was all the sweat coming off Chuck Norris.
Steeped in the ground and got in this water.
Steeped in the ground and got in this water.
That's right. So you drink his water. I mean, you take 10 years off however old you are.
That's right. So you drink his water. I mean, you take 10 years off however old you are.
Oh, it's really good. Every time I see it, I buy it.
Oh, it's really good. Every time I see it, I buy it.
Chuck Norris. Oh, his face is on it.
Chuck Norris. Oh, his face is on it.
It's at Brookshire's.
It's at Brookshire's.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I highly recommend it. It tastes like that Fiji water. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I highly recommend it. It tastes like that Fiji water. Yeah.
They had the best explosions of any TV show ever.
They had the best explosions of any TV show ever.
50. Half a hundred.
50. Half a hundred.
I went through that same crisis you did.
I went through that same crisis you did.
Well, I appreciate that.
Well, I appreciate that.
Oh, does it go fast.
Oh, does it go fast.
When you sleep 18 hours a day, it goes by real fast.
When you sleep 18 hours a day, it goes by real fast.
Yeah, well, the older you get, like so when you're young, you want to kill as many as you can kill and all that, keep up with the numbers or whatever. But the older you get, you realize, wait a minute, I don't have much time left on this earth. I better start making some memories that will stick with me for the rest of my life.
Yeah, well, the older you get, like so when you're young, you want to kill as many as you can kill and all that, keep up with the numbers or whatever. But the older you get, you realize, wait a minute, I don't have much time left on this earth. I better start making some memories that will stick with me for the rest of my life.
So it turns, it goes from how many can I kill to all about the memory you're making, who you're with.
So it turns, it goes from how many can I kill to all about the memory you're making, who you're with.
Every time I put a piece of taxidermy on the wall, I put a picture next to it. And that picture captures that memory that happened that day. And every time I go in my house or the duck call room or whatever, I'll look around and a big smile comes to my face.
Every time I put a piece of taxidermy on the wall, I put a picture next to it. And that picture captures that memory that happened that day. And every time I go in my house or the duck call room or whatever, I'll look around and a big smile comes to my face.
Christine went to see Minecraft.
Christine went to see Minecraft.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand these people at all. Why would you go even watch a movie that's about a kid's video game?
I don't understand these people at all. Why would you go even watch a movie that's about a kid's video game?
Doesn't matter. What do you want to eat? What do you want? Yeah.
Doesn't matter. What do you want to eat? What do you want? Yeah.
Oh, I've had that. Here, I got some crock pot wisdom for you. Buy that Mississippi roast recipe.
Oh, I've had that. Here, I got some crock pot wisdom for you. Buy that Mississippi roast recipe.
Okay, yeah. And you just put different kinds of meat with those same ingredients. Yeah, man. That stuff's actually good. Chuck roast, the best. Yep. You can take those frozen meatballs or make your own meatballs. Delicious.
Okay, yeah. And you just put different kinds of meat with those same ingredients. Yeah, man. That stuff's actually good. Chuck roast, the best. Yep. You can take those frozen meatballs or make your own meatballs. Delicious.
It just disintegrated pretty much.
It just disintegrated pretty much.
Turned into mush. Chewy.
Turned into mush. Chewy.
Ain't okay. He'd been over there building duck calls and, and, uh, What we watch on TV is pretty comical what that boy watches. He's 19. What, 19? Mm-hmm.
Ain't okay. He'd been over there building duck calls and, and, uh, What we watch on TV is pretty comical what that boy watches. He's 19. What, 19? Mm-hmm.
And he loves them spaghetti westerns. I do, too. Old-time, Lee Van Cleave.
And he loves them spaghetti westerns. I do, too. Old-time, Lee Van Cleave.
And you know what they eat every time they're eating something?
And you know what they eat every time they're eating something?
They're eating beans. Yeah. That's it. Beans and rice.
They're eating beans. Yeah. That's it. Beans and rice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, when they all get to party. Well, yeah. Uh, old slam picker. I say you boy had enough. Yeah.
No, when they all get to party. Well, yeah. Uh, old slam picker. I say you boy had enough. Yeah.
That was a good, that was a big one. You couldn't, you couldn't do that these days. You'd have to, they'd be spitting them Zans out.
That was a good, that was a big one. You couldn't, you couldn't do that these days. You'd have to, they'd be spitting them Zans out.
Yeah. Oh, unbelievable. To Zen. Oh, Burley. What are you doing there? He chewed up a cigar.
Yeah. Oh, unbelievable. To Zen. Oh, Burley. What are you doing there? He chewed up a cigar.
That is a true story. I saw it. He was legit. He won that. This is when computers first came out. Yeah, he was on Yahoo Spades. Yahoo Spades or whatever. He got up, and there was a million people doing that. And Jace Robertson was number one in the world.
That is a true story. I saw it. He was legit. He won that. This is when computers first came out. Yeah, he was on Yahoo Spades. Yahoo Spades or whatever. He got up, and there was a million people doing that. And Jace Robertson was number one in the world.
Well, y'all got a name for that. Don't you? What'd you call that?
Well, y'all got a name for that. Don't you? What'd you call that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, he respects his elders.
Well, he respects his elders.
Overrated. Hem and Stone refuse the headphones. Well, sup?
Overrated. Hem and Stone refuse the headphones. Well, sup?
This was, well, it had gotten bumpy.
This was, well, it had gotten bumpy.
We got none. Oh, you got it then.
We got none. Oh, you got it then.
I need that for my Instagram thing.
I need that for my Instagram thing.
He had the mask on.
He had the mask on.
It's a good gig if you can.
It's a good gig if you can.
Hold on. My computer's locked in my truck. I might as well do it.
Hold on. My computer's locked in my truck. I might as well do it.
A little bit smarter.
A little bit smarter.
I come away with a lot of jewels that I didn't see before. Every time he does go on Unashamed, he comes back here mad about something. And then just starts yelling about some part of the Bible that he's mad about.
I come away with a lot of jewels that I didn't see before. Every time he does go on Unashamed, he comes back here mad about something. And then just starts yelling about some part of the Bible that he's mad about.
They got a guy that uses big words that nobody knows what they mean for a guy that uses big words that he can't pronounce.
They got a guy that uses big words that nobody knows what they mean for a guy that uses big words that he can't pronounce.
Oh, that's better than the stuff, for sure.
Oh, that's better than the stuff, for sure.
Who assigns the value? The government. And we don't know if that's a King or a Congress. We don't even know. How many governments they got?
Who assigns the value? The government. And we don't know if that's a King or a Congress. We don't even know. How many governments they got?
I'm in.
I'm in.
Oh, I'm about to get blasted.
Oh, I'm about to get blasted.
But you shouldn't judge people that don't.
But you shouldn't judge people that don't.
How did you not know it was Halloween?
How did you not know it was Halloween?
We were on a duck trip. You didn't have a calendar?
We were on a duck trip. You didn't have a calendar?
No.
No.
But he's one of, like, the greatest cooks we all know. But he never went in a grocery store. Hey, he don't shop for it.
But he's one of, like, the greatest cooks we all know. But he never went in a grocery store. Hey, he don't shop for it.
My grocery cart's right here on my phone, and then somebody just sets it at my door.
My grocery cart's right here on my phone, and then somebody just sets it at my door.
424. Hadn't had a plan yet. Congratulations.
424. Hadn't had a plan yet. Congratulations.
Oh, okay. No offense to you guys. You know the Bible more than me, and I broke my microphone. But I have seen my parents walk through what you're walking through because we were very close to all our grandparents. And it just always reminded me of how I want to take care of my parents one day.
Oh, okay. No offense to you guys. You know the Bible more than me, and I broke my microphone. But I have seen my parents walk through what you're walking through because we were very close to all our grandparents. And it just always reminded me of how I want to take care of my parents one day.
And Ephesians 6, 2, and 3 repeats a ton of what is said in the Old Testament over and over again as a law. And Ephesians 6, 2, and 3 says, It's awesome to watch you guys. I know some days are good and it's good to laugh, but I know it's tough because I've seen my parents go through it. But I think
And Ephesians 6, 2, and 3 repeats a ton of what is said in the Old Testament over and over again as a law. And Ephesians 6, 2, and 3 says, It's awesome to watch you guys. I know some days are good and it's good to laugh, but I know it's tough because I've seen my parents go through it. But I think
what people might take from this episode is just the joy of seeing you guys going through a really hard time and knowing what's on the other side of it. It's pretty inspiring. So thank you guys for just kind of sharing it with the world of something that honestly sucks, but yeah, really impressive what y'all are doing. Yeah.
what people might take from this episode is just the joy of seeing you guys going through a really hard time and knowing what's on the other side of it. It's pretty inspiring. So thank you guys for just kind of sharing it with the world of something that honestly sucks, but yeah, really impressive what y'all are doing. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm so nervous. I've got to order it. Let's not get into.
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They can't stop. They won't stop.
They can't stop. They won't stop.
Canadian Kings.
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Oh, are you sticking with it? Oh, okay. Oh, you're absolutely invited. I was waiting on your walk out. Hi. Hi, we good?
Oh, are you sticking with it? Oh, okay. Oh, you're absolutely invited. I was waiting on your walk out. Hi. Hi, we good?
But at the end of the day, he's still just an employee of the company. But to make that kind of impact where the folks at Brookshire's Grocery Company jump on a plane. I don't know how them two stores are running because every other person in there either had a Brookshire's or Super One shirt on. So like the whole stores from there and all through.
But at the end of the day, he's still just an employee of the company. But to make that kind of impact where the folks at Brookshire's Grocery Company jump on a plane. I don't know how them two stores are running because every other person in there either had a Brookshire's or Super One shirt on. So like the whole stores from there and all through.
They all showed up and it was, I mean, that's the kind of legacy you want to leave, right? Like that's the kind of stuff you want people talking about you for. That's the kind of, again, I wasn't expecting to see Brad Brookshire of all people there. And it's weird that I know him anyway. So like, you know, it just is one of those kinds of deal. And man, it was just cool, man. Your uncle.
They all showed up and it was, I mean, that's the kind of legacy you want to leave, right? Like that's the kind of stuff you want people talking about you for. That's the kind of, again, I wasn't expecting to see Brad Brookshire of all people there. And it's weird that I know him anyway. So like, you know, it just is one of those kinds of deal. And man, it was just cool, man. Your uncle.
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah, this is why that was going on.
Yeah, this is why that was going on.
But it's a family business. I'm just trying to get it right, man. I could work that.
But it's a family business. I'm just trying to get it right, man. I could work that.
There's Boo going through her own schedule of things, too. So that's why I was like, you know what? I work at a place that's got a pretty lax schedule. So Martin just showed up. I just showed up, sat down. I did my job here.
There's Boo going through her own schedule of things, too. So that's why I was like, you know what? I work at a place that's got a pretty lax schedule. So Martin just showed up. I just showed up, sat down. I did my job here.
there from my phone and i did what i could for them to not screw anything up too bad and at one point the math works out i the math was correct i just had some weird way to get there on the buttons but you know it was at one point i was just sitting there and me and dad were the only people in there and all of a sudden some old boy walks in comes up behind my dad and hugs him says where's your eye hole jigs yeah and just hugs him
there from my phone and i did what i could for them to not screw anything up too bad and at one point the math works out i the math was correct i just had some weird way to get there on the buttons but you know it was at one point i was just sitting there and me and dad were the only people in there and all of a sudden some old boy walks in comes up behind my dad and hugs him says where's your eye hole jigs yeah and just hugs him
Oh, Johnny Goblin. That would be Johnny Goblin. Johnny Goblin. I miss Goblin. Man. You weren't working that day, Mark. Well, I took Friday off because I figured y'all had enough other stuff to do and I needed to be in here for a hot minute.
Oh, Johnny Goblin. That would be Johnny Goblin. Johnny Goblin. I miss Goblin. Man. You weren't working that day, Mark. Well, I took Friday off because I figured y'all had enough other stuff to do and I needed to be in here for a hot minute.
right i mean i've watched the stand-up specials on netflix and never been on a cruise huh they got them on cruises on we were the entertainment on the cruise as soon as our bit was over we ran back to our stand up we walked yeah from one end to the other that's right they like to kill me yeah going from one end of the ship to the other and just frequent time yeah 10 out of 10 don't recommend being the main attraction on a cruise ship
right i mean i've watched the stand-up specials on netflix and never been on a cruise huh they got them on cruises on we were the entertainment on the cruise as soon as our bit was over we ran back to our stand up we walked yeah from one end to the other that's right they like to kill me yeah going from one end of the ship to the other and just frequent time yeah 10 out of 10 don't recommend being the main attraction on a cruise ship
I'm front row. I need to be there. He probably went in there and put his bag down and said, all right, I'm here now. But yeah, that's going to be cool, man. And that's the cool thing about faith is we get to go see them again.
I'm front row. I need to be there. He probably went in there and put his bag down and said, all right, I'm here now. But yeah, that's going to be cool, man. And that's the cool thing about faith is we get to go see them again.
Boy, I'm realizing that right now. At this point, yeah. And that's saying a lot because with young Carter, you had a – But we came out kind of ahead in that one. Yeah.
Boy, I'm realizing that right now. At this point, yeah. And that's saying a lot because with young Carter, you had a – But we came out kind of ahead in that one. Yeah.
I'm just saying. I'm just saying, comparatively speaking, when you make a statement like that, all the people know at home, your firstborn got shipped off to a completely different city and you had to go. So to say that this could be the toughest week of your life.
I'm just saying. I'm just saying, comparatively speaking, when you make a statement like that, all the people know at home, your firstborn got shipped off to a completely different city and you had to go. So to say that this could be the toughest week of your life.
And I think there's people listening that know.
And I think there's people listening that know.
Get me to June.
Get me to June.
June.
June.
She's smiling over there. That was the mantra for John David for the past six months. Get me to June. Get me to June.
She's smiling over there. That was the mantra for John David for the past six months. Get me to June. Get me to June.
And he wasn't going to yell at you for juggling oranges.
And he wasn't going to yell at you for juggling oranges.
He knew. That's one thing I figured out about that man. He knew.
He knew. That's one thing I figured out about that man. He knew.
Well, I ain't ever hugged Joe Daddy, but I hugged him about five times last week, so that was wild.
Well, I ain't ever hugged Joe Daddy, but I hugged him about five times last week, so that was wild.
You sound like Phil Robertson.
You sound like Phil Robertson.
It's right there on your shirt.
It's right there on your shirt.
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And what is life if the grave is the end? Yeah. Why are we in a rush to get to a hole in the ground? Yeah.
And what is life if the grave is the end? Yeah. Why are we in a rush to get to a hole in the ground? Yeah.
Weight and balance.
Weight and balance.
Oh, that's going to be a tough one for your boy here.
Oh, that's going to be a tough one for your boy here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You ain't never thought of it like that, have you?
You ain't never thought of it like that, have you?
He wouldn't come back.
He wouldn't come back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
Oh, yeah. Right now he's L-I-V-I-N. Ain't that something? Yeah. It's like you think you're living while you're here, but no, he's living now. Oh, no. Got them fresh Chuck Taylors on. He probably got a single cab again if he wants it. Yeah, but all three don't look as good as it was going to.
Oh, yeah. Right now he's L-I-V-I-N. Ain't that something? Yeah. It's like you think you're living while you're here, but no, he's living now. Oh, no. Got them fresh Chuck Taylors on. He probably got a single cab again if he wants it. Yeah, but all three don't look as good as it was going to.
But if you're not... Or you call yourself one anyway.
But if you're not... Or you call yourself one anyway.
they move they move a little bit you find out when you get back to land just how much they were moving you go take that first shower after a cruise and you about fall down or at least i did like that was that was wild but no we had a good time at the john chris show he was uh and he was a great host as always for us so
they move they move a little bit you find out when you get back to land just how much they were moving you go take that first shower after a cruise and you about fall down or at least i did like that was that was wild but no we had a good time at the john chris show he was uh and he was a great host as always for us so
There's a reason I ain't been back.
There's a reason I ain't been back.
There was no sting for him. The sting is for us.
There was no sting for him. The sting is for us.
I bet you said it a little louder.
I bet you said it a little louder.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. There's a noisemaker in the building. There's a noisemaker here. Goblin's here on a Monday. He's not fishing. All the things, right?
All right, welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. There's a noisemaker in the building. There's a noisemaker here. Goblin's here on a Monday. He's not fishing. All the things, right?
I look great, man.
I look great, man.
Yeah, not what you'd expect.
Yeah, not what you'd expect.
highlight of my week yeah if y'all get a chance uh go check him out so that's all i can recommend well any job that deals with the public yeah is hard okay and look if you're trying to make a bunch of people laugh i don't have a hard job that's hard hey well yeah but i will say i noticed one one caveat the people that laugh the hardest spent the most time at the bar So I did notice that.
highlight of my week yeah if y'all get a chance uh go check him out so that's all i can recommend well any job that deals with the public yeah is hard okay and look if you're trying to make a bunch of people laugh i don't have a hard job that's hard hey well yeah but i will say i noticed one one caveat the people that laugh the hardest spent the most time at the bar So I did notice that.
You're right. It was a good one, though. She did a fantastic job.
You're right. It was a good one, though. She did a fantastic job.
That makes sense. Yeah. That checks, too, you know. But the... No, the whole family, man. It was just... It was great. Like, it was... It was fantastic. Again, sign me up for that. That's how I hope... That should be a goal for how to live your life. Is that at the end of it, that's what they do. Right? Like, that... Again, I got some good notes for Christine if Cy goes first.
That makes sense. Yeah. That checks, too, you know. But the... No, the whole family, man. It was just... It was great. Like, it was... It was fantastic. Again, sign me up for that. That's how I hope... That should be a goal for how to live your life. Is that at the end of it, that's what they do. Right? Like, that... Again, I got some good notes for Christine if Cy goes first.
Well, you won't talk about... And if not... then that means we in charge anyway, old man. We going to have fun. You hear me? We about to have some fun. Give me the set list.
Well, you won't talk about... And if not... then that means we in charge anyway, old man. We going to have fun. You hear me? We about to have some fun. Give me the set list.
No, we're going to have a good time. Let's have a party because guess what? I'm home. You may want to give us a song list in case you don't want us to edit it or pick it our own. If you want, if you got some, if you will probably hit it as well with my soul for you. Cause I've heard you saying that one for. I've heard you get loud on that one when they get that boom.
No, we're going to have a good time. Let's have a party because guess what? I'm home. You may want to give us a song list in case you don't want us to edit it or pick it our own. If you want, if you got some, if you will probably hit it as well with my soul for you. Cause I've heard you saying that one for. I've heard you get loud on that one when they get that boom.
Oh, yeah, that was good. I almost went. I got there again yesterday morning. It was rough. Yeah, it was crazy. I sang through the tears. There you go. But, no, it's a goal, man. It's a goal for how to live your life. to be known as uncle or whatever that is. Right. Like whether it's uncle or crazy or side, you know, like whatever that you're known by that and not by your full legal name.
Oh, yeah, that was good. I almost went. I got there again yesterday morning. It was rough. Yeah, it was crazy. I sang through the tears. There you go. But, no, it's a goal, man. It's a goal for how to live your life. to be known as uncle or whatever that is. Right. Like whether it's uncle or crazy or side, you know, like whatever that you're known by that and not by your full legal name.
Like that's the, that's the cool part.
Like that's the, that's the cool part.
Yeah. Heck yeah, man. So again, gives you something to aspire for. Like you're looking at that, like, That's what I want. I want to be like him, man. You want to live a life like that.
Yeah. Heck yeah, man. So again, gives you something to aspire for. Like you're looking at that, like, That's what I want. I want to be like him, man. You want to live a life like that.
And he, uh, he wrote, I mean, that's what they said. One of them weird facts. Like he wrote the note for Willie to call Corey for their first date. He wrote the note and put it on the phone. Corey Howard called, call her back.
And he, uh, he wrote, I mean, that's what they said. One of them weird facts. Like he wrote the note for Willie to call Corey for their first date. He wrote the note and put it on the phone. Corey Howard called, call her back.
yeah uncle joe was part of that uncle joe this town's so small y'all yeah well you know which is i mean it's wild to think about like you just look back at all the lives touched and i mean as much as i've been in super one and seen him around there and then you can't miss him on the front row you can't miss him at church you're gonna see you couldn't you couldn't miss him down there on the front row so um but you know what we missed him yesterday so
yeah uncle joe was part of that uncle joe this town's so small y'all yeah well you know which is i mean it's wild to think about like you just look back at all the lives touched and i mean as much as i've been in super one and seen him around there and then you can't miss him on the front row you can't miss him at church you're gonna see you couldn't you couldn't miss him down there on the front row so um but you know what we missed him yesterday so
Yesterday? Yeah, as well. Oh, there you go. How was that? I ain't going down there.
Yesterday? Yeah, as well. Oh, there you go. How was that? I ain't going down there.
Well, it can be.
Well, it can be.
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I didn't laugh that hard.
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They had this weird herpetology show here in town a couple of weeks ago where they had snakes. I should have taken a side.
They had this weird herpetology show here in town a couple of weeks ago where they had snakes. I should have taken a side.
Snakes, turtles, frogs, all the things. I took the boys there because I'm trying to get in the education part of it.
Snakes, turtles, frogs, all the things. I took the boys there because I'm trying to get in the education part of it.
run well no like we can scream and get it now you don't we can touch these i'm talking about the turtles yeah we can touch these but for now until y'all get older we don't touch these these these are off limits yeah these are off limits until we can identify the snake these are off limits so that's what i was trying to walk around and do but anyway i was there old boy walked up to me say hey man how's your dad been and of course i'm thinking you know in our world right uh
run well no like we can scream and get it now you don't we can touch these i'm talking about the turtles yeah we can touch these but for now until y'all get older we don't touch these these these are off limits yeah these are off limits until we can identify the snake these are off limits so that's what i was trying to walk around and do but anyway i was there old boy walked up to me say hey man how's your dad been and of course i'm thinking you know in our world right uh
People think Phil Robertson's my dad. And with everything that's happening, I was just like, oh man, you know, he's fine. He's doing, you know, he's getting along just fine. And then he said, well, you're Martin, right? And I was like, well, yeah. He said, well, I ain't seen your daddy since we worked at the paper mill together. I said, oh, well, he's never been better, man.
People think Phil Robertson's my dad. And with everything that's happening, I was just like, oh man, you know, he's fine. He's doing, you know, he's getting along just fine. And then he said, well, you're Martin, right? And I was like, well, yeah. He said, well, I ain't seen your daddy since we worked at the paper mill together. I said, oh, well, he's never been better, man.
My dad been gone almost five years now. But I mean, truthfully, he ain't ever been better. He living it up, man. I don't know what he's doing. He welding something up there. He got put on the construction team for adding more rooms every time somebody...
My dad been gone almost five years now. But I mean, truthfully, he ain't ever been better. He living it up, man. I don't know what he's doing. He welding something up there. He got put on the construction team for adding more rooms every time somebody...
get in if i know him i mean he was a plumber and pipe fitter so he's putting in golden toilets and you know you know i mean he just apart i tell you what he ain't do it i know my dad he ain't sitting around nope he doing something he's working on something he's playing in the grass he's catching the armadillos he's doing whatever yeah i told you he scared me to death yeah uh-huh he's gonna be doing something so you know it's uh
get in if i know him i mean he was a plumber and pipe fitter so he's putting in golden toilets and you know you know i mean he just apart i tell you what he ain't do it i know my dad he ain't sitting around nope he doing something he's working on something he's playing in the grass he's catching the armadillos he's doing whatever yeah i told you he scared me to death yeah uh-huh he's gonna be doing something so you know it's uh
Thinking you was living. Now they say that'll kill you.
Thinking you was living. Now they say that'll kill you.
No, man, but you get in those kinds of deals and you realize.
No, man, but you get in those kinds of deals and you realize.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. And some of that stuff, there are no words, right? My best friend said. Just showing up. Just being there.
Yeah. And some of that stuff, there are no words, right? My best friend said. Just showing up. Just being there.
He had gained some weight. Yeah.
He had gained some weight. Yeah.
And I just started laughing. I was like, yeah, whatever. Hey, man, I got nothing. That's why I didn't say nothing. I walked in the honey hole and said, what y'all need done, man? What can I do?
And I just started laughing. I was like, yeah, whatever. Hey, man, I got nothing. That's why I didn't say nothing. I walked in the honey hole and said, what y'all need done, man? What can I do?
Oh, yeah. Well, somebody said, I don't remember, was it Mac or was it Tom? Somebody said it there, said grief is the price you pay for love. Man, that's tight. That makes grief okay, right?
Oh, yeah. Well, somebody said, I don't remember, was it Mac or was it Tom? Somebody said it there, said grief is the price you pay for love. Man, that's tight. That makes grief okay, right?
Bottles. Yeah, you're still here. Coca-Cola. Well, now you can't drink them out of plastic bottles anymore. Yeah, that's killing you. Yeah, now half our brain's plastic if you watch Instagram. Microscopic plastic. I drink West Monroe water, bottled water, whatever water. Yeah. I don't know what's worse for you, microplastics or Roundup.
Bottles. Yeah, you're still here. Coca-Cola. Well, now you can't drink them out of plastic bottles anymore. Yeah, that's killing you. Yeah, now half our brain's plastic if you watch Instagram. Microscopic plastic. I drink West Monroe water, bottled water, whatever water. Yeah. I don't know what's worse for you, microplastics or Roundup.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Praise God for that.
Praise God for that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's in charge.
He's in charge.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, the eggs may be a little overdone, but the dessert is going to be popping.
Yeah, the eggs may be a little overdone, but the dessert is going to be popping.
Don't worry about the third course. It will be fine.
Don't worry about the third course. It will be fine.
yeah i need i need nephew rights to the food before everybody else i still need that key to the kitchen yeah i don't know how i i lost that little tidbit yeah well anyways it's it's it's all good man it's gonna be a i was telling you it's just a long and winding road now like the important part you get through the service you get past it and now will be I'm sure y'all can all speak to this.
yeah i need i need nephew rights to the food before everybody else i still need that key to the kitchen yeah i don't know how i i lost that little tidbit yeah well anyways it's it's it's all good man it's gonna be a i was telling you it's just a long and winding road now like the important part you get through the service you get past it and now will be I'm sure y'all can all speak to this.
I know Gavin lost his dad. Uncle Joe, while he may have been called an uncle, was a father figure to a lot of people. You're going to hit these weird deals where it just comes out of nowhere? And you're like, what in the heck just happened? And it's going to be in the weirdest time, in the weirdest place. And I just look at it as like the good Lord saying, I got you, big dog.
I know Gavin lost his dad. Uncle Joe, while he may have been called an uncle, was a father figure to a lot of people. You're going to hit these weird deals where it just comes out of nowhere? And you're like, what in the heck just happened? And it's going to be in the weirdest time, in the weirdest place. And I just look at it as like the good Lord saying, I got you, big dog.
I got you, but most importantly, I got him.
I got you, but most importantly, I got him.
But I say, I'll give you a perfect example. Like after dad passed, it was right there in the middle of hunting season, all the things. And for some reason, one morning, Clay said, I'm just going to pick you up. And I'm like, well, what are you talking? Pick me up. Like, Hey, I always drive. I don't ever want to be a captive audience for anybody.
But I say, I'll give you a perfect example. Like after dad passed, it was right there in the middle of hunting season, all the things. And for some reason, one morning, Clay said, I'm just going to pick you up. And I'm like, well, what are you talking? Pick me up. Like, Hey, I always drive. I don't ever want to be a captive audience for anybody.
That's what I'm saying. If you need a driver, I'm your guy. I am totally cool being the captain of the ship. But for some reason, that night before, I was like, yeah, okay, whatever. That's fine. I would have never said that. Most times, I'll meet you there because you're going to be running late, and I don't want to be riding with somebody going 95 miles an hour.
That's what I'm saying. If you need a driver, I'm your guy. I am totally cool being the captain of the ship. But for some reason, that night before, I was like, yeah, okay, whatever. That's fine. I would have never said that. Most times, I'll meet you there because you're going to be running late, and I don't want to be riding with somebody going 95 miles an hour.
I mean, but I assume we're drinking both of them at some point.
I mean, but I assume we're drinking both of them at some point.
I don't want to be riding with a guy that can afford a speeding ticket. That's just not where I am in life. Like, you know, I like to drive like the guy that can't afford the speeding ticket. So I just, I kind of cruise, you know. But anyway, I'm standing there in my driveway. Shocker. He is late. Right.
I don't want to be riding with a guy that can afford a speeding ticket. That's just not where I am in life. Like, you know, I like to drive like the guy that can't afford the speeding ticket. So I just, I kind of cruise, you know. But anyway, I'm standing there in my driveway. Shocker. He is late. Right.
And like, I'm just standing there, you know, four o'clock in the morning, whatever. And I did look up for some reason. And there's like seven or eight shooting stars all at one time. It's like. And I'm like. Well, dad, I guess old man's up there welding. Like, you know, but I didn't ever have no like I wasn't supposed to be outside any other day. I'd have been driving.
And like, I'm just standing there, you know, four o'clock in the morning, whatever. And I did look up for some reason. And there's like seven or eight shooting stars all at one time. It's like. And I'm like. Well, dad, I guess old man's up there welding. Like, you know, but I didn't ever have no like I wasn't supposed to be outside any other day. I'd have been driving.
I would have been, you know, I'd have just been going duck hunting. I'd have never seen those if I wasn't sitting there waiting on Clay to get to my house. And that's one of them moments where I'm like, I'm telling you, man, it just comes out of nowhere, man. But it's so cool because you just, you see them in everything, man. And it's like, it's cool because we get to see them again.
I would have been, you know, I'd have just been going duck hunting. I'd have never seen those if I wasn't sitting there waiting on Clay to get to my house. And that's one of them moments where I'm like, I'm telling you, man, it just comes out of nowhere, man. But it's so cool because you just, you see them in everything, man. And it's like, it's cool because we get to see them again.
That's the coolest part. And we get to party for eternity. And again, like you said, if we're wrong, Okay. Yeah. Okay. It's the same fate either way.
That's the coolest part. And we get to party for eternity. And again, like you said, if we're wrong, Okay. Yeah. Okay. It's the same fate either way.
There you go.
There you go.
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But it gets to your brain.
But it gets to your brain.
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I don't know.
I don't know.
And I know that he was the first one to say it that made me think about it that way. We were doing the deal somewhere speaking. I'll let Godwin tell you. But he said, think of how cool heaven is. And why'd you say that, Galvin? You know why.
And I know that he was the first one to say it that made me think about it that way. We were doing the deal somewhere speaking. I'll let Godwin tell you. But he said, think of how cool heaven is. And why'd you say that, Galvin? You know why.
I think it protects it. It's a good way for a bunch of women to sell books on Instagram, huh?
I think it protects it. It's a good way for a bunch of women to sell books on Instagram, huh?
He spoke one into existence, but he's preparing the other. And I had never thought about it in that context until me and Goblin were doing a speech somewhere. And we've done a bunch of them tag team together. And Goblin was going – it was the first time we had done it tag team. And it was the first time – I'm standing there on that stage. I'm supposed to be speaking, and now –
He spoke one into existence, but he's preparing the other. And I had never thought about it in that context until me and Goblin were doing a speech somewhere. And we've done a bunch of them tag team together. And Goblin was going – it was the first time we had done it tag team. And it was the first time – I'm standing there on that stage. I'm supposed to be speaking, and now –
My man 5'7 over here, my little buddy. My little chunky buddy has just blown my mind where I'm like, you're going to have to take the rest of this one because I got nothing. Because you just sent my mind into a place of now trying to imagine something that I know I can't because the book of Revelation says you can't. Like they start describing all the colors and all the things and it's like,
My man 5'7 over here, my little buddy. My little chunky buddy has just blown my mind where I'm like, you're going to have to take the rest of this one because I got nothing. Because you just sent my mind into a place of now trying to imagine something that I know I can't because the book of Revelation says you can't. Like they start describing all the colors and all the things and it's like,
Yet. And it's going to be a little different of a show. One, because our friend Hunter's not here. But we do have Madison straight from the Unashamed podcast. So we've promised her to laugh, which she doesn't get to do much over there. And she said, yeah, I'll stick around with y'all. So there you go. So Madison, enjoy yourself. We hope you laugh.
Yet. And it's going to be a little different of a show. One, because our friend Hunter's not here. But we do have Madison straight from the Unashamed podcast. So we've promised her to laugh, which she doesn't get to do much over there. And she said, yeah, I'll stick around with y'all. So there you go. So Madison, enjoy yourself. We hope you laugh.
We better not say nothing. They may buy an ad on us one day. I think so.
We better not say nothing. They may buy an ad on us one day. I think so.
Yeah, how'd it get here?
Yeah, how'd it get here?
All you got to do is say thank you. It's the one time in life that it's okay to receive without giving. I mean, you think about it, because we're all taught it's better to give than to receive. This one, you just got to receive it.
All you got to do is say thank you. It's the one time in life that it's okay to receive without giving. I mean, you think about it, because we're all taught it's better to give than to receive. This one, you just got to receive it.
Yeah, keep trying.
Yeah, keep trying.
Dust yourself off.
Dust yourself off.
let no water get to it man hey well i don't know let's rip the band-aid let's rip it off it has been an interesting week um yeah um you say it you may say it okay i'll say it because i'm gonna cry here in a second yeah so that's fine but unexpectedly and by the way thanks for being here with us
let no water get to it man hey well i don't know let's rip the band-aid let's rip it off it has been an interesting week um yeah um you say it you may say it okay i'll say it because i'm gonna cry here in a second yeah so that's fine but unexpectedly and by the way thanks for being here with us
Tell me if you've heard this one before. During Uncle Joe's service the other day, there was this weird exclamation right there in the middle of it of a man.
Tell me if you've heard this one before. During Uncle Joe's service the other day, there was this weird exclamation right there in the middle of it of a man.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Yeah. Old Kurt back there. I said, oh, he couldn't stand it.
Yeah. Old Kurt back there. I said, oh, he couldn't stand it.
He couldn't stand it. We may have to slide Kurt in here. Why not? Sorry.
He couldn't stand it. We may have to slide Kurt in here. Why not? Sorry.
Because in the words of Kurt Lively, he's going to show up smelling like Old Spice and cat piss. That's why we ain't had him in here yet.
Because in the words of Kurt Lively, he's going to show up smelling like Old Spice and cat piss. That's why we ain't had him in here yet.
But yeah, right there in the middle of it, Kurt dropped a Jesus. Oh, I started laughing. I said, there it is. And everybody in the room was Kurt Lively, man. I needed that. We stood in line with him, too.
But yeah, right there in the middle of it, Kurt dropped a Jesus. Oh, I started laughing. I said, there it is. And everybody in the room was Kurt Lively, man. I needed that. We stood in line with him, too.
Hey, I like times when I get to get in there and Brittany asked me, she said, do you know all these people too? I said, apparently we knew a lot of the same folks.
Hey, I like times when I get to get in there and Brittany asked me, she said, do you know all these people too? I said, apparently we knew a lot of the same folks.
Yeah, I knew. I shook a lot of hands in that line. It was also wrapped around the building, by the way. If that tells you about the man too, the line was legit wrapped around the building. I kept walking. I was like, well, I'm going to get to the end of it here at some point. Eventually, you just kind of slid in somewhere, and that's where you ended up.
Yeah, I knew. I shook a lot of hands in that line. It was also wrapped around the building, by the way. If that tells you about the man too, the line was legit wrapped around the building. I kept walking. I was like, well, I'm going to get to the end of it here at some point. Eventually, you just kind of slid in somewhere, and that's where you ended up.
Oh, I know that.
Oh, I know that.
Yeah. Well, to say goodbye to him, but to also let the family know they love him, which is a really cool thing, man. It's in the worst of times you find out what people are made of, right? And that's where you build the community. Nobody, when everything's going great, You rarely talk to anybody for the most part, right?
Yeah. Well, to say goodbye to him, but to also let the family know they love him, which is a really cool thing, man. It's in the worst of times you find out what people are made of, right? And that's where you build the community. Nobody, when everything's going great, You rarely talk to anybody for the most part, right?
I know what it's going to be. It's going to be 1 Peter. Oh, you're not going to share the one he shared. 1 Thessalonians? Actually, you just one-upped it. I was going to try and get to... So while he's looking it up, let me. Shoot, Martin. Well, I didn't mean to do this to you, but I figured I knew what it was going to be. So here's the kind of guy.
I know what it's going to be. It's going to be 1 Peter. Oh, you're not going to share the one he shared. 1 Thessalonians? Actually, you just one-upped it. I was going to try and get to... So while he's looking it up, let me. Shoot, Martin. Well, I didn't mean to do this to you, but I figured I knew what it was going to be. So here's the kind of guy.
I'll let John D. look at this because I know that just reading is going to be hard enough. Ah, shoot, Martin. Let me explain.
I'll let John D. look at this because I know that just reading is going to be hard enough. Ah, shoot, Martin. Let me explain.
He shared a verse every morning. On Facebook. So for people that say Facebook's a devil, it ain't a devil, whatever. You use stuff for what it's there for. But he shared a verse every morning and a couple of hours before he was called home.
He shared a verse every morning. On Facebook. So for people that say Facebook's a devil, it ain't a devil, whatever. You use stuff for what it's there for. But he shared a verse every morning and a couple of hours before he was called home.
johnny d um johnny d lost one of his uncles this week at the ripe young age of 61 and i've noticed i've come to find out when your number of your age starts with a four all of a sudden those that start with a six don't seem that far away um you know used to you'd hear 60 in my mind like and you're like man well they had a pretty good life but now now i'm i'm not that far away so i'm like no that's pretty young man like that's what where are you at
johnny d um johnny d lost one of his uncles this week at the ripe young age of 61 and i've noticed i've come to find out when your number of your age starts with a four all of a sudden those that start with a six don't seem that far away um you know used to you'd hear 60 in my mind like and you're like man well they had a pretty good life but now now i'm i'm not that far away so i'm like no that's pretty young man like that's what where are you at
That's tight. That's tight, man. If that's the last thing you put out in public. That's tight, man.
That's tight. That's tight, man. If that's the last thing you put out in public. That's tight, man.
You might even say he might have knew he was on his way home. You never know. I mean, we don't know. That's for sure. But I'll say this. Whether he knew he was on his way home or not, he knew when that day came where he was going. That's right.
You might even say he might have knew he was on his way home. You never know. I mean, we don't know. That's for sure. But I'll say this. Whether he knew he was on his way home or not, he knew when that day came where he was going. That's right.
which is awesome uncle joe the whole owen family we love you guys uh for any of you look that i know this happens every day right you may be dealing with this this same thing in your family or you know somebody or whatever reach out to you crew man like let people be there for you they want to be there for you just just know that you're not an inconvenience to them
which is awesome uncle joe the whole owen family we love you guys uh for any of you look that i know this happens every day right you may be dealing with this this same thing in your family or you know somebody or whatever reach out to you crew man like let people be there for you they want to be there for you just just know that you're not an inconvenience to them
And man, if you haven't had the chance to seek out Jesus and look him up, there ain't no better time than right now.
And man, if you haven't had the chance to seek out Jesus and look him up, there ain't no better time than right now.
Amen, buddy. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.
Amen, buddy. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.
62. 62. You're older than Uncle Joe. Yeah, you're older than Uncle Joe. But I will say, and we can talk about whatever we want to talk about. We'll break it down.
62. 62. You're older than Uncle Joe. Yeah, you're older than Uncle Joe. But I will say, and we can talk about whatever we want to talk about. We'll break it down.
Yeah, go. His service, his service Friday, his memorial service was hands down a goal of mine now was to have a service like Uncle Joe had. A bunch of people there, not only a bunch of people, but a bunch of positive people, and they celebrated this man. Like, were there tears? Absolutely.
Yeah, go. His service, his service Friday, his memorial service was hands down a goal of mine now was to have a service like Uncle Joe had. A bunch of people there, not only a bunch of people, but a bunch of positive people, and they celebrated this man. Like, were there tears? Absolutely.
But it was a celebration of life, man, which is really cool to know that you could get that many people together in one place on a Friday afternoon and why there's sadness and grief and all the things all around. We all got together and we celebrated a man.
But it was a celebration of life, man, which is really cool to know that you could get that many people together in one place on a Friday afternoon and why there's sadness and grief and all the things all around. We all got together and we celebrated a man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got some good ideas for yours off of Uncle Joe. You'd love it. I think you want the same thing.
Yeah, I got some good ideas for yours off of Uncle Joe. You'd love it. I think you want the same thing.
Yeah. And that's what they, I think they did a great job of man.
Yeah. And that's what they, I think they did a great job of man.
Yeah. Friday. Yeah.
Yeah. Friday. Yeah.
I ought to have said something to you. I know. Hey, you were the only thing missing there from having a full Duckmen 1 reunion. Yeah, Uncle Mac showed up to town. Mac was there. Mac, which, by the way, we all know Mac's incredible. Mac Owen is just the gem of a human, period. But to do the service of your younger brother and do it that well, unbelievable.
I ought to have said something to you. I know. Hey, you were the only thing missing there from having a full Duckmen 1 reunion. Yeah, Uncle Mac showed up to town. Mac was there. Mac, which, by the way, we all know Mac's incredible. Mac Owen is just the gem of a human, period. But to do the service of your younger brother and do it that well, unbelievable.
Hopefully you're not as tough of a crowd as John David's wife. Who laughed this week. She did laugh. We can confirm. It took a roller coaster of emotions to get her to laugh. She does laugh. We can confirm that Allison Owen now thinks comedy is funny.
Hopefully you're not as tough of a crowd as John David's wife. Who laughed this week. She did laugh. We can confirm. It took a roller coaster of emotions to get her to laugh. She does laugh. We can confirm that Allison Owen now thinks comedy is funny.
I couldn't have done it. I don't have a younger brother, but I couldn't even do what he did for my older brother.
I couldn't have done it. I don't have a younger brother, but I couldn't even do what he did for my older brother.
Well, Mac probably embarrassed a couple of his, but that's okay because he is family. He told some funny stories about... about how they all used to get along and all the things. Or not get along. Or not get along, and how Joe was the quiet one. Yeah, Joe was the quiet one.
Well, Mac probably embarrassed a couple of his, but that's okay because he is family. He told some funny stories about... about how they all used to get along and all the things. Or not get along. Or not get along, and how Joe was the quiet one. Yeah, Joe was the quiet one.
Free.
Free.
That's right.
That's right.
So I sat right beside her at John Crist, our friend, our close personal friend, as we call him.
So I sat right beside her at John Crist, our friend, our close personal friend, as we call him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what we tell our wives anyway. Been on his bus. Yeah, we really are official now. We've been on the bus. We text.
That's what we tell our wives anyway. Been on his bus. Yeah, we really are official now. We've been on the bus. We text.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's because y'all, y'all don't, for some reason, y'all got a decimal point on a cash register and everything y'all got there is $4.99. But if you push that decimal point, it shuts the whole dadgum register down.
Well, that's because y'all, y'all don't, for some reason, y'all got a decimal point on a cash register and everything y'all got there is $4.99. But if you push that decimal point, it shuts the whole dadgum register down.
yeah there you go bonafide friends now so we did go see him and if i do recommend not because he's our friend if you get the opportunity to go see i haven't been i've never been to a stand-up show i i guess i've seen stand-up but it's never been like hey we're gonna go watch three different dudes talk for two hours and try and make us laugh i've never done that yeah and they all three succeeded well i've never been to a stand-up show outside the comfort of my home
yeah there you go bonafide friends now so we did go see him and if i do recommend not because he's our friend if you get the opportunity to go see i haven't been i've never been to a stand-up show i i guess i've seen stand-up but it's never been like hey we're gonna go watch three different dudes talk for two hours and try and make us laugh i've never done that yeah and they all three succeeded well i've never been to a stand-up show outside the comfort of my home
it does it's not and then then it starts yelling at you and then big dave's over there looking at me while he's putting on line on a reel and i'm like i need some help he said hit clear i was like i don't where is clear like i got a picture that they've used the clear button so much that that clear ain't on there no more yeah don't run at all he's like right there in the middle it's just a button but yeah that and that's and that's the kind of stuff that's like
it does it's not and then then it starts yelling at you and then big dave's over there looking at me while he's putting on line on a reel and i'm like i need some help he said hit clear i was like i don't where is clear like i got a picture that they've used the clear button so much that that clear ain't on there no more yeah don't run at all he's like right there in the middle it's just a button but yeah that and that's and that's the kind of stuff that's like
Oh, yeah, I worked part-time at the honey hole last week for two days, man.
Oh, yeah, I worked part-time at the honey hole last week for two days, man.
Yeah, by baking cookies and pies.
Yeah, by baking cookies and pies.
And he did it at a grocery.
And he did it at a grocery.
Which, by the way, on that note. kudos to the fine folks at brookshire grocery company because let me tell you something this is how much this man meant this is a corporate world right yeah oh yeah bottom line he worked at a place in west monroe louisiana this store is based out of texas which ain't that far away but they knew joe owen and the owners
Which, by the way, on that note. kudos to the fine folks at brookshire grocery company because let me tell you something this is how much this man meant this is a corporate world right yeah oh yeah bottom line he worked at a place in west monroe louisiana this store is based out of texas which ain't that far away but they knew joe owen and the owners
of Brookshire's Grocery Company, Brad Brookshire, I talked to him in the memorial line. We sat there, and I talked, because Godwin introduced me to him way back when, and I was kind of thinking to myself, man, it'd be cool if Brad and them showed up, but you never know, man. They got, how many stores they got? Too many. 602 was the one man Uncle Joe worked as. I don't know how that works, but.
of Brookshire's Grocery Company, Brad Brookshire, I talked to him in the memorial line. We sat there, and I talked, because Godwin introduced me to him way back when, and I was kind of thinking to myself, man, it'd be cool if Brad and them showed up, but you never know, man. They got, how many stores they got? Too many. 602 was the one man Uncle Joe worked as. I don't know how that works, but.
They got a lot of them. And, you know, you just think, well, in life and in business and in things getting away, schedules don't work. But them folks jumped on a plane from Tyler, Texas, and flew over here to pay their respects to an employee. Let's just call it what it is. He was an employee for Brookshire. He was store director, which is a big deal in all of that.
They got a lot of them. And, you know, you just think, well, in life and in business and in things getting away, schedules don't work. But them folks jumped on a plane from Tyler, Texas, and flew over here to pay their respects to an employee. Let's just call it what it is. He was an employee for Brookshire. He was store director, which is a big deal in all of that.
Really?
Really?
I like him getting used to it, though. You know what I mean? Taking it slow. You need to do that.
I like him getting used to it, though. You know what I mean? Taking it slow. You need to do that.
There it is. You know, we kept Shelby, we kept in touch with her all through these years for Si's birthday parties and anything else that was going on his 50th anniversary.
There it is. You know, we kept Shelby, we kept in touch with her all through these years for Si's birthday parties and anything else that was going on his 50th anniversary.
So, Cy, let me ask you something. What did you do to Jace recently?
So, Cy, let me ask you something. What did you do to Jace recently?
He calls me going down the road. A few days ago, he called me. He said, Phil, I need you to send me Si's number. I lost it the last time you sent it to me. I was like, okay, I'll send it to you. What's going on? He was like, well, I got to drop my truck off.
He calls me going down the road. A few days ago, he called me. He said, Phil, I need you to send me Si's number. I lost it the last time you sent it to me. I was like, okay, I'll send it to you. What's going on? He was like, well, I got to drop my truck off.
somewhere over there i'm thinking about leaving it at si's house he said because he's got to go down and take miss k her vehicle anyway he needed to leave his at size and he said i just don't want si coming out shooting you know how he is i said shooting he was like well you know you just never really can you call him for me and tell him well he don't shoot
somewhere over there i'm thinking about leaving it at si's house he said because he's got to go down and take miss k her vehicle anyway he needed to leave his at size and he said i just don't want si coming out shooting you know how he is i said shooting he was like well you know you just never really can you call him for me and tell him well he don't shoot
I got mine is going to be when the day comes, Pappy Phil.
I got mine is going to be when the day comes, Pappy Phil.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Cy, what was yours? Poompa?
And Cy, what was yours? Poompa?
German. German. Okay, that makes sense.
German. German. Okay, that makes sense.
Jay Rock.
Jay Rock.
He came up with that.
He came up with that.
Now I need to text him, hey, send it to me. It's worth $500.
Now I need to text him, hey, send it to me. It's worth $500.
I don't disagree with that.
I don't disagree with that.
Nope. Never. Did they ever say, Si, wake up. Your nap's over.
Nope. Never. Did they ever say, Si, wake up. Your nap's over.
Oh, we didn't wake up, boy.
Oh, we didn't wake up, boy.
No, they didn't do it. Don't let that lie.
No, they didn't do it. Don't let that lie.
So what about you, Ma and Paul? Ma and Paul?
So what about you, Ma and Paul? Ma and Paul?
What is it?
What is it?
Hey, J-Rock? J-Mama?
Hey, J-Rock? J-Mama?
Everybody gets a nickname.
Everybody gets a nickname.
So me and Si had something like that happen. We were actually doing a duck commander event, and we got stuck in Chicago.
So me and Si had something like that happen. We were actually doing a duck commander event, and we got stuck in Chicago.
You get one shot with Reed. I just texted him. I said, hey, let me call you. I got a couple questions for you. Who? Reed.
You get one shot with Reed. I just texted him. I said, hey, let me call you. I got a couple questions for you. Who? Reed.
Yeah. Reed Roberts.
Yeah. Reed Roberts.
Yeah, we're out. He's on the block.
Yeah, we're out. He's on the block.
15 hours. And look, you're talking about somebody who could sleep in the airport. Si should write a book about it. Sleeping in the airport? He could sleep on everything, standing up, leaning on stuff. He could just.
15 hours. And look, you're talking about somebody who could sleep in the airport. Si should write a book about it. Sleeping in the airport? He could sleep on everything, standing up, leaning on stuff. He could just.
Yeah, I know some Leonards out there.
Yeah, I know some Leonards out there.
It's about time.
It's about time.
It sounds exciting.
It sounds exciting.
I heard a loving conversation between you and Hunter as I walked in earlier today. Uh-oh. What? That one was a little. What?
I heard a loving conversation between you and Hunter as I walked in earlier today. Uh-oh. What? That one was a little. What?
Anymore.
Anymore.
Walking the world.
Walking the world.
I'll tell you. But there's nothing worse than knowing that the plane's there. When you look at it. And look.
I'll tell you. But there's nothing worse than knowing that the plane's there. When you look at it. And look.
So Stone is in better shape than we are. And so he kind of ran to get on the plane.
So Stone is in better shape than we are. And so he kind of ran to get on the plane.
Yeah, we went walleye fish.
Yeah, we went walleye fish.
And hold it for us. Hopefully. But he's on the plane, and the lady says, sorry, guys, they just shut the glass door. Sorry.
And hold it for us. Hopefully. But he's on the plane, and the lady says, sorry, guys, they just shut the glass door. Sorry.
Flaky.
Flaky.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's probably true.
That's probably true.
That's walleye Dan? No, that's not walleye Dan. That's one of the guys that we went with. Did you keep that walleye? I ate that walleye. Oh, he looks small. That was good.
That's walleye Dan? No, that's not walleye Dan. That's one of the guys that we went with. Did you keep that walleye? I ate that walleye. Oh, he looks small. That was good.
Hey, we didn't catch any big ones. You were lucky if you caught anything.
Hey, we didn't catch any big ones. You were lucky if you caught anything.
I don't know nothing about it.
I don't know nothing about it.
No, the door's closed. The door's closed. You can't go in.
No, the door's closed. The door's closed. You can't go in.
no it was 20 below and it was freezing and so we we dropped the cameras down in there and the first time that we saw fish come up so i got excited okay boys here we go here we go and when he when he caught the fish and brought it up it was about about that big about six inches long two inches long yeah yellow perch i said i said boys we use this as bait or we send him back down put a hook through him and send him back hey look here's what you do with this yeah
no it was 20 below and it was freezing and so we we dropped the cameras down in there and the first time that we saw fish come up so i got excited okay boys here we go here we go and when he when he caught the fish and brought it up it was about about that big about six inches long two inches long yeah yellow perch i said i said boys we use this as bait or we send him back down put a hook through him and send him back hey look here's what you do with this yeah
I said, let's use some yo-yos. They were like, oh, no, you can't use yo-yos. It's illegal. But you can have tip-ups. Tip-ups.
I said, let's use some yo-yos. They were like, oh, no, you can't use yo-yos. It's illegal. But you can have tip-ups. Tip-ups.
So I FaceTimed Stone, and he's showing me the door, and he said, no, it ain't closed.
So I FaceTimed Stone, and he's showing me the door, and he said, no, it ain't closed.
I hear you.
I hear you.
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
I don't know what I was. Yeah, it was a good one.
I don't know what I was. Yeah, it was a good one.
Let's see it.
Let's see it.
Nailed it. There you are.
Nailed it. There you are.
Is it awards?
Is it awards?
No. He was hot that day. There's nothing worse.
No. He was hot that day. There's nothing worse.
What okra? I like it in my gumbo. Some people don't.
What okra? I like it in my gumbo. Some people don't.
He does?
He does?
What was in Ohio?
What was in Ohio?
Well, we paid a lot in Houston going through those tolls.
Well, we paid a lot in Houston going through those tolls.
You're not going to pay, are you? No.
You're not going to pay, are you? No.
But now it automatically sets to everything you got with smartphones.
But now it automatically sets to everything you got with smartphones.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It seemed like it was early this year. Oh, speaking of your truck, tell Martin and Johnny D what happened to you the other day.
It seemed like it was early this year. Oh, speaking of your truck, tell Martin and Johnny D what happened to you the other day.
He thought somebody was shooting at him. You're jamming, huh?
He thought somebody was shooting at him. You're jamming, huh?
Yeah, so I go to the back to open up the tailgate, waiting for somebody to get out.
Yeah, so I go to the back to open up the tailgate, waiting for somebody to get out.
I mean, you ain't going to carry it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he don't need it.
I mean, you ain't going to carry it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he don't need it.
Carter's got a gun.
Carter's got a gun.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Burley must have done something wrong because he said he shot one of them mule deer. And he said, it ain't like a whitetail. Whitetail's really good, but that mule deer was not, you know.
Burley must have done something wrong because he said he shot one of them mule deer. And he said, it ain't like a whitetail. Whitetail's really good, but that mule deer was not, you know.
Well, hey, look, I like a little of it.
Well, hey, look, I like a little of it.
Well, I know, but they say it's too light.
Well, I know, but they say it's too light.
Well, no, no, because that's, well, no, it ain't a lot.
Well, no, no, because that's, well, no, it ain't a lot.
I mean, it's got a good flavor, but I never realized what a chore it is to cook if you cook, you know, like a couple of casserole dishes worth addressing. Yeah. Hey, that's a workout.
I mean, it's got a good flavor, but I never realized what a chore it is to cook if you cook, you know, like a couple of casserole dishes worth addressing. Yeah. Hey, that's a workout.
Especially for a 76-year-old man.
Especially for a 76-year-old man.
Cutting up all the bell pepper and onions and, you know, then mixing all, let my wife cook the cornbread, you know, crumpled it up, you know.
Cutting up all the bell pepper and onions and, you know, then mixing all, let my wife cook the cornbread, you know, crumpled it up, you know.
I didn't hear the recovery. I did hear his Sunday sermon. It was good. I wasn't. It was good. Okay. I heard it was real good. People make religion too complicated, and the human race has taken the word religion and destroyed it where it's not even recognizable. Religion is very simple. It's about light and darkness, and it's about life and death.
I didn't hear the recovery. I did hear his Sunday sermon. It was good. I wasn't. It was good. Okay. I heard it was real good. People make religion too complicated, and the human race has taken the word religion and destroyed it where it's not even recognizable. Religion is very simple. It's about light and darkness, and it's about life and death.
We're bad fence straddlers.
We're bad fence straddlers.
And I don't know if you know the number. You probably don't. How many thousands have...
And I don't know if you know the number. You probably don't. How many thousands have...
Anything that hinders you.
Anything that hinders you.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
Yeah. I just had a brainstorm. The Army has all these veterans that are dealing with all their traumas.
Yeah. I just had a brainstorm. The Army has all these veterans that are dealing with all their traumas.
So we need to start something because, like, you know, how's a doctor, okay, that just he's been in books all his life, how's he going to help a veteran that's had to kill kids?
So we need to start something because, like, you know, how's a doctor, okay, that just he's been in books all his life, how's he going to help a veteran that's had to kill kids?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
Because we're losing too many.
Because we're losing too many.
You can't even think of what he can do for you. You really can't.
You can't even think of what he can do for you. You really can't.
I'll be a TV star and the whole world calls you uncle. That's right.
I'll be a TV star and the whole world calls you uncle. That's right.
I'm serious. You know, because I had a lady in Kentucky that went to church with her, and she had the most beautiful white hair, okay? And I mean, like yours, it's full. It ain't falling out.
I'm serious. You know, because I had a lady in Kentucky that went to church with her, and she had the most beautiful white hair, okay? And I mean, like yours, it's full. It ain't falling out.
Well, no, no. Hey, this man used to have a froat. So did my dad, and I didn't get it. Well, I'm just saying, okay?
Well, no, no. Hey, this man used to have a froat. So did my dad, and I didn't get it. Well, I'm just saying, okay?
I know, it's jealous.
I know, it's jealous.
Oh, yeah, curls.
Oh, yeah, curls.
I was actually recruited from a, he was drafted.
I was actually recruited from a, he was drafted.
So he's not at our mall.
So he's not at our mall.
You tell them a big change happened right around 1992. Hey, guys, I'll give you when to start the background check. Don't go back.
You tell them a big change happened right around 1992. Hey, guys, I'll give you when to start the background check. Don't go back.
Jesus is the light of the world.
Jesus is the light of the world.
From the North Pole. Who gets paid for it. Well, the coolest thing about it is, though, okay, is how one man, you can't, one man can make a difference.
From the North Pole. Who gets paid for it. Well, the coolest thing about it is, though, okay, is how one man, you can't, one man can make a difference.
Oh, ain't no doubt. Yeah. Okay, because everybody's always saying, no, you can't.
Oh, ain't no doubt. Yeah. Okay, because everybody's always saying, no, you can't.
Yeah. That's bull. Cause I, one man does make a difference.
Yeah. That's bull. Cause I, one man does make a difference.
Make it to the prom.
Make it to the prom.
I just went up and said, hey, babe, you know, hey, prom's coming up. You want to go with me?
I just went up and said, hey, babe, you know, hey, prom's coming up. You want to go with me?
No, no.
No, no.
Come on, man. No, no, hey, I know where he's getting to.
Come on, man. No, no, hey, I know where he's getting to.
Okay, hey, today... this stupid little thing called a cell phone. No, no, no.
Okay, hey, today... this stupid little thing called a cell phone. No, no, no.
Two signs bad, one sign good. Yeah. No, no, because, hey, look, I've had, matter of fact, I had a young lady talk to me somewhere that I went out for an event. And she said, what's wrong with me?
Two signs bad, one sign good. Yeah. No, no, because, hey, look, I've had, matter of fact, I had a young lady talk to me somewhere that I went out for an event. And she said, what's wrong with me?
Because nobody was asking this girl out. And I said, hey, you're too fine. I said, the boys around you have confidence problems.
Because nobody was asking this girl out. And I said, hey, you're too fine. I said, the boys around you have confidence problems.
yeah i don't think anybody in this room they just you know they they just think well okay she's so pretty she won't go out with me yeah they none of them say hey you big dummy that's the ones i'd go for yeah i got turned down to go we didn't have prom because dancing is of the devil we had junior senior yeah i got turned down how you like me now girl
yeah i don't think anybody in this room they just you know they they just think well okay she's so pretty she won't go out with me yeah they none of them say hey you big dummy that's the ones i'd go for yeah i got turned down to go we didn't have prom because dancing is of the devil we had junior senior yeah i got turned down how you like me now girl
That is an update. You need to sing Toby Keith's song. How do you like me now, baby?
That is an update. You need to sing Toby Keith's song. How do you like me now, baby?
And she ain't the only fish in the sea, boy. But they might just say yes.
And she ain't the only fish in the sea, boy. But they might just say yes.
No signs, Hunter.
No signs, Hunter.
Hey, you used the alarm on that. Hey, you ain't getting a sign, Jack. All right.
Hey, you used the alarm on that. Hey, you ain't getting a sign, Jack. All right.
I must not have been feeling good that day.
I must not have been feeling good that day.
Yeah. Yeah, why are you mad, Elf? He's probably hungry. Oh, hey.
Yeah. Yeah, why are you mad, Elf? He's probably hungry. Oh, hey.
He ain't cuddly. Well, Santa Claus has got to be cuddly. Yeah, that's the deal. Yeah.
He ain't cuddly. Well, Santa Claus has got to be cuddly. Yeah, that's the deal. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you're going to have it for life.
Oh, yeah, you're going to have it for life.
Oh, Lord. Well, they've just got the little needles. Did you imagine them trying that this day? They do a needle and it leaves a scar.
Oh, Lord. Well, they've just got the little needles. Did you imagine them trying that this day? They do a needle and it leaves a scar.
A little scar, a circle scar.
A little scar, a circle scar.
I don't know what. I really don't because you love smiling. Phil's smiling so big you can't even see it through the face.
I don't know what. I really don't because you love smiling. Phil's smiling so big you can't even see it through the face.
We gotta be Asian. Oh. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. He did the trick with a spatula. See. I don't wanna.
We gotta be Asian. Oh. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. He did the trick with a spatula. See. I don't wanna.
Hey, look. Hey, I woke up this morning, okay, and I always go in and turn on TV, and then I put in 099929-63. What? And that brings up gospel music. Why? On your TV? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What? It's what, Siria? Siria? Siria MX?
Hey, look. Hey, I woke up this morning, okay, and I always go in and turn on TV, and then I put in 099929-63. What? And that brings up gospel music. Why? On your TV? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What? It's what, Siria? Siria? Siria MX?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, or XM. But anyway, it brings up the gospel music. And look, hey, no. No, it didn't do it. That's the message on XM 63. It had some kind of stupid kids thing with a little boat coming down on water. With the sound of like a waterfall. Uh-huh. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying, Christine, I said, what's wrong with this stupid TV? Yeah, I said, well, let me check the sports then.
Yeah, or XM. But anyway, it brings up the gospel music. And look, hey, no. No, it didn't do it. That's the message on XM 63. It had some kind of stupid kids thing with a little boat coming down on water. With the sound of like a waterfall. Uh-huh. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying, Christine, I said, what's wrong with this stupid TV? Yeah, I said, well, let me check the sports then.
I put it into my sports channel. That's gone too. So I'm saying, what in the world's going on?
I put it into my sports channel. That's gone too. So I'm saying, what in the world's going on?
Evidently.
Evidently.
Wait, wait. Is that the end of the story? Evidently. My wife gets on the phone. She said, hey, look, y'all are killing my husband. And the lady said, what are you talking about? She said, y'all shut all the things off that he watches. Did they shut off PBS? Oh, yeah, probably. That's a vital part of this podcast. I'm sitting there yelling at this stupid TV screen. Why are you yelling at it?
Wait, wait. Is that the end of the story? Evidently. My wife gets on the phone. She said, hey, look, y'all are killing my husband. And the lady said, what are you talking about? She said, y'all shut all the things off that he watches. Did they shut off PBS? Oh, yeah, probably. That's a vital part of this podcast. I'm sitting there yelling at this stupid TV screen. Why are you yelling at it?
Because it won't do what I want it to do. It won't bring out my music. It won't bring out my football. You know, well, hey, she got on the phone in about 30 minutes, all this junk and, you know, all the questions, all this, and then finally she said, well, it'll be done by 11.30. So I looked, Christine said, well, it's 11.30, try it. So I, boop, turn on, hit 09963. Do-do-do-do-do.
Because it won't do what I want it to do. It won't bring out my music. It won't bring out my football. You know, well, hey, she got on the phone in about 30 minutes, all this junk and, you know, all the questions, all this, and then finally she said, well, it'll be done by 11.30. So I looked, Christine said, well, it's 11.30, try it. So I, boop, turn on, hit 09963. Do-do-do-do-do.
I said, great work, darling. Good job.
I said, great work, darling. Good job.
Hey, I'm telling you, you got to have a good woman. That's right. God knew what he was doing when he told y'all that, hey, Adam needed a helpmate.
Hey, I'm telling you, you got to have a good woman. That's right. God knew what he was doing when he told y'all that, hey, Adam needed a helpmate.
Back in them days, they had to hear it through the grapevine.
Back in them days, they had to hear it through the grapevine.
That's right.
That's right.
Well, no, no. Hey, look, I done said this. I said, look, if it was up to the male, I said, hey, this planet would have nothing living on it of a human. Because, hey, there ain't no way to go through all the changes they go through with childbirth. I don't think so. No. Hard pass. Yeah. They always talk about the weaker sex. That's a big ha, ha, ha. Okay. Well, you're tough.
Well, no, no. Hey, look, I done said this. I said, look, if it was up to the male, I said, hey, this planet would have nothing living on it of a human. Because, hey, there ain't no way to go through all the changes they go through with childbirth. I don't think so. No. Hard pass. Yeah. They always talk about the weaker sex. That's a big ha, ha, ha. Okay. Well, you're tough.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yeah. Yeah, I know you are.
Yeah. Yeah, I know you are.
Welcome back to West Monroe. Yeah, yeah.
Welcome back to West Monroe. Yeah, yeah.
Well, I remember them days.
Well, I remember them days.
And I'm a guy who's lived off of tips myself.
And I'm a guy who's lived off of tips myself.
Guide and duck hunt. Like as a duck guide, the tip money is actually where you got paid. Your day rate was nothing. Like if you didn't own the outfit or place, like, you know, it's a difference in owning the shop or working at the shop kind of deal. Like, so if you didn't, you know, but what it did was forced you as a guide to put your best foot forward.
Guide and duck hunt. Like as a duck guide, the tip money is actually where you got paid. Your day rate was nothing. Like if you didn't own the outfit or place, like, you know, it's a difference in owning the shop or working at the shop kind of deal. Like, so if you didn't, you know, but what it did was forced you as a guide to put your best foot forward.
Like you were inspired every day to wake up and have positive attitude because you knew That ultimately that is what was going to determine your tip. People understand ducks are ducks and wild things are wild things. So that didn't really matter.
Like you were inspired every day to wake up and have positive attitude because you knew That ultimately that is what was going to determine your tip. People understand ducks are ducks and wild things are wild things. So that didn't really matter.
Like they know you can't control that, but your attitude and your storytelling and all the things like that, that you do in the blind with them, that mattered. That's the same as a barber.
Like they know you can't control that, but your attitude and your storytelling and all the things like that, that you do in the blind with them, that mattered. That's the same as a barber.
Oh yeah. For all the stuff you don't see. Yeah. But that, that, and that's what I wonder, would you, if you did everybody, uh, To a wage, wouldn't the service be so expensive people would just be called out of it? I mean, is that kind of the thought process to some of it?
Oh yeah. For all the stuff you don't see. Yeah. But that, that, and that's what I wonder, would you, if you did everybody, uh, To a wage, wouldn't the service be so expensive people would just be called out of it? I mean, is that kind of the thought process to some of it?
She had a good night that night. On his couch.
She had a good night that night. On his couch.
card yeah i wonder his card that is that is funny though i wonder why it changed from before to after i wonder if that was all the servers getting there saying you know i think we can make more if we wait till the end because if we do a good job like they'll pay more where if it's just a standard 20 up front like we're all just gonna make 20 bucks for every table yeah
card yeah i wonder his card that is that is funny though i wonder why it changed from before to after i wonder if that was all the servers getting there saying you know i think we can make more if we wait till the end because if we do a good job like they'll pay more where if it's just a standard 20 up front like we're all just gonna make 20 bucks for every table yeah
Oh, two biscuits. See?
Oh, two biscuits. See?
and like the end is 20 not mean something then this four yeah okay that is interesting yeah that's that's very cool now it's kind of like when you slide that politician no i'm kidding whoa that's never happened that has never happened i think they call that grease in the wheels in that industry but all right all right the wheel that squeaks it gets grease
and like the end is 20 not mean something then this four yeah okay that is interesting yeah that's that's very cool now it's kind of like when you slide that politician no i'm kidding whoa that's never happened that has never happened i think they call that grease in the wheels in that industry but all right all right the wheel that squeaks it gets grease
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Yeah. Well, they had that big celebration on his 40th. Is that right? That was the 50th. 50th. That was only four years ago. It goes by quick. I was thinking about the one where they did the party and I bought her a new ring and all the thing. I still can't believe that. Yeah, you got God on that one, son. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got God on that one.
Yeah. Well, they had that big celebration on his 40th. Is that right? That was the 50th. 50th. That was only four years ago. It goes by quick. I was thinking about the one where they did the party and I bought her a new ring and all the thing. I still can't believe that. Yeah, you got God on that one, son. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got God on that one.
Oh, yeah, if I can tell they're having a bad day, absolutely. If it's from just a lack of attentiveness and they hate being there, no, you're getting the minimum out of me.
Oh, yeah, if I can tell they're having a bad day, absolutely. If it's from just a lack of attentiveness and they hate being there, no, you're getting the minimum out of me.
Yeah, and that's obvious.
Yeah, and that's obvious.
Yeah, you're putting a little compassion out there in the world, which is a good thing. Which is a needed thing. Yeah. Very much so. But I also, you know, it's funny, I tip mostly like at a food place. off of not having to ask for something to drink.
Yeah, you're putting a little compassion out there in the world, which is a good thing. Which is a needed thing. Yeah. Very much so. But I also, you know, it's funny, I tip mostly like at a food place. off of not having to ask for something to drink.
I drink a lot of water. Hunter can make a tip right now. If he got up and went and filled this up, but he stays so sick. I'm not sure I want him over there.
I drink a lot of water. Hunter can make a tip right now. If he got up and went and filled this up, but he stays so sick. I'm not sure I want him over there.
Yeah, rattle it.
Yeah, rattle it.
She shakes her cup and you fill it up? Yeah. What's going to happen if you boys shake your glass around your wives? That thing's going to end up upside my head, I'm sure. Either that or she's going to say, you should probably get up and go get you something.
She shakes her cup and you fill it up? Yeah. What's going to happen if you boys shake your glass around your wives? That thing's going to end up upside my head, I'm sure. Either that or she's going to say, you should probably get up and go get you something.
That's good. I will say, now that, you know, going back and thinking on it, back in my rougher days when you would go out to the establishments at night for a drink. Yep. When you'd walk up, if it were crowded, and if you walked up and you had that cash in your hand, you got service a lot.
That's good. I will say, now that, you know, going back and thinking on it, back in my rougher days when you would go out to the establishments at night for a drink. Yep. When you'd walk up, if it were crowded, and if you walked up and you had that cash in your hand, you got service a lot.
Of course, but you had to get the pre, then you got the worst. You got the pre-tip and the post-tip. But you're like, if you was thirsty, you'd get up there. Money gonna make something happen. Yeah, cash money makes the world go round in a lot of ways.
Of course, but you had to get the pre, then you got the worst. You got the pre-tip and the post-tip. But you're like, if you was thirsty, you'd get up there. Money gonna make something happen. Yeah, cash money makes the world go round in a lot of ways.
Hey, we'll tell you a better trick than that. You just, when you fill out your credit card application, put doctor on it.
Hey, we'll tell you a better trick than that. You just, when you fill out your credit card application, put doctor on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's a painter.
He's a painter.
He's just a painter. I guess he's a painter who drinks.
He's just a painter. I guess he's a painter who drinks.
What's funny, though, is on all those applications, if you go back, I had to look after... They don't require any certificate. Like, you just check Mr., Mrs., doctor, lawyer. I mean, whatever you want to check, you can put it there.
What's funny, though, is on all those applications, if you go back, I had to look after... They don't require any certificate. Like, you just check Mr., Mrs., doctor, lawyer. I mean, whatever you want to check, you can put it there.
Yeah. You're a fishologist. Yeah, there you go. There you go.
Yeah. You're a fishologist. Yeah, there you go. There you go.
I know, but I figured fishologist would be a lot easier for you to remember than ichthyologist. Well, that was rude. No, it's just, I mean, ichthyology, an ichthy don't come up in much vocabulary. No.
I know, but I figured fishologist would be a lot easier for you to remember than ichthyologist. Well, that was rude. No, it's just, I mean, ichthyology, an ichthy don't come up in much vocabulary. No.
bassologist anyways yeah it's interesting i'm glad we've had this we have we we have now now we know about i didn't know that tip okay they used to pay it forward yeah yeah and if we were using the english well no i guess insurer we're not speaking english well i'm trying to think should it be tip or tip which form of insurer would you yeah you know yeah that's the same thing it's an eye though yeah it's an eye there yeah yeah that's interesting
bassologist anyways yeah it's interesting i'm glad we've had this we have we we have now now we know about i didn't know that tip okay they used to pay it forward yeah yeah and if we were using the english well no i guess insurer we're not speaking english well i'm trying to think should it be tip or tip which form of insurer would you yeah you know yeah that's the same thing it's an eye though yeah it's an eye there yeah yeah that's interesting
Well, because you're trying to, I guess either way, you're insuring it or insuring it. So you could really spell it however you wanted to.
Well, because you're trying to, I guess either way, you're insuring it or insuring it. So you could really spell it however you wanted to.
Well, it is. I mean, but that's to ensure that they stay here longer. I just got it. I just got that all clicked. Just then. But you do have an extremely interesting occupation, Russell. What's the wildest thing you've heard in a barber chair?
Well, it is. I mean, but that's to ensure that they stay here longer. I just got it. I just got that all clicked. Just then. But you do have an extremely interesting occupation, Russell. What's the wildest thing you've heard in a barber chair?
He's a barber to the West Monroe Stars.
He's a barber to the West Monroe Stars.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You are.
You are.
Hey, you want him for an apprentice for a day? Yeah, come on. I'm serious.
Hey, you want him for an apprentice for a day? Yeah, come on. I'm serious.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
This is what you do.
This is what you do.
I wonder if there's been a study on that. Which sex is better, tippers, males or females?
I wonder if there's been a study on that. Which sex is better, tippers, males or females?
But that's because you could screw that up and have to redo it, huh? I mean, I would put a price on that if something, and not saying you, but if something could go terribly wrong. It could go terribly wrong.
But that's because you could screw that up and have to redo it, huh? I mean, I would put a price on that if something, and not saying you, but if something could go terribly wrong. It could go terribly wrong.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, but I don't think that he's in the multicolor universe. You know what? I think we're more in hide and graze and doing hide and graze and adding some little highlights, if you will, for Russell's clientele.
Yeah, but I don't think that he's in the multicolor universe. You know what? I think we're more in hide and graze and doing hide and graze and adding some little highlights, if you will, for Russell's clientele.
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I mean, people are like really let their guard down to a barber, right?
I mean, people are like really let their guard down to a barber, right?
But anyway. Yeah, we just tried to get some of that sugar and caffeine out you big dog. Like it ain't no. Liberals drink water.
But anyway. Yeah, we just tried to get some of that sugar and caffeine out you big dog. Like it ain't no. Liberals drink water.
That's exactly right. Yeah. Conservative propaganda. Oh, man. That's interesting. Yeah, I can't imagine the stuff that people.
That's exactly right. Yeah. Conservative propaganda. Oh, man. That's interesting. Yeah, I can't imagine the stuff that people.
That's brilliant. How long does she work there?
That's brilliant. How long does she work there?
It ain't good for you, but, man, they shouldn't taste good. But I could be that guy drinking 12 Dr. Peppers a day if I wouldn't... I mean, I just have to make myself not. Like, I just don't buy them, don't look at them. You...
It ain't good for you, but, man, they shouldn't taste good. But I could be that guy drinking 12 Dr. Peppers a day if I wouldn't... I mean, I just have to make myself not. Like, I just don't buy them, don't look at them. You...
your barber looked at you and said you might want to consider water and you took it to heart no you didn't accuse him of being a democrat no the neurosurgeon said if you don't want me to cut your back you may want to make some life changes and i said you know i think i will i'm gonna listen to that and the easiest thing to cut out was anything carbonated whether it's beer or dr pepper or anything like that was a simple decision for me like you're carbonated
your barber looked at you and said you might want to consider water and you took it to heart no you didn't accuse him of being a democrat no the neurosurgeon said if you don't want me to cut your back you may want to make some life changes and i said you know i think i will i'm gonna listen to that and the easiest thing to cut out was anything carbonated whether it's beer or dr pepper or anything like that was a simple decision for me like you're carbonated
Just long enough to get married. Just long enough to get married. Yeah. I need to talk to your wife because she sounds like she's financially. She's frugal. Frugal like myself. Fiscally conservative is what I like to call it. I'm not. No. Well, yeah. Shut up.
Just long enough to get married. Just long enough to get married. Yeah. I need to talk to your wife because she sounds like she's financially. She's frugal. Frugal like myself. Fiscally conservative is what I like to call it. I'm not. No. Well, yeah. Shut up.
Well, I mean, it bubbles, so I don't know. It's got some kind of something in it. Here's what I know. Things that bubble generally ain't very good for you. Yeah. In the grand scheme of things, whether it's your insides or your outsides. If it bubbles, it ain't very good for you. So...
Well, I mean, it bubbles, so I don't know. It's got some kind of something in it. Here's what I know. Things that bubble generally ain't very good for you. Yeah. In the grand scheme of things, whether it's your insides or your outsides. If it bubbles, it ain't very good for you. So...
So I'm a flat water guy.
So I'm a flat water guy.
and i said is that true i have no idea but he acted like i was a dummy for not knowing that well i mean is it it's carbon dioxide right like i just shoot it full of gas i don't know it sucks y'all don't know either no does that make you feel much better yeah that ain't ever that ain't ever something that i've i guess i've ever thought that that may be useful in my life so i've known that process yeah but i know you can do it at home now like they have them things where you
and i said is that true i have no idea but he acted like i was a dummy for not knowing that well i mean is it it's carbon dioxide right like i just shoot it full of gas i don't know it sucks y'all don't know either no does that make you feel much better yeah that ain't ever that ain't ever something that i've i guess i've ever thought that that may be useful in my life so i've known that process yeah but i know you can do it at home now like they have them things where you
you shove your water if you want to make it bubbly, like you can get that stuff at home.
you shove your water if you want to make it bubbly, like you can get that stuff at home.
The stuff they drank on Ted Lasso whenever he spit it out. And he's right about it. Yeah, me and Ted.
The stuff they drank on Ted Lasso whenever he spit it out. And he's right about it. Yeah, me and Ted.
Johnny D got the internet, but I think it's just carbon dioxide gas. They just put some carbon in it. Carbon ain't carbon. It's just going to turn it black.
Johnny D got the internet, but I think it's just carbon dioxide gas. They just put some carbon in it. Carbon ain't carbon. It's just going to turn it black.
Yeah, 360 million years ago.
Yeah, 360 million years ago.
well that can't be good for you what putting putting carbon dioxide gas in the water dioxide i mean you wouldn't think so but like at the same time you exhale carbon dioxide right like so there it was yeah but just to get it out of your system yeah you don't want it in there ain't bad which is bad yeah Well, it's better than monoxide, but that stuff will kill you. It's a whole different deal.
well that can't be good for you what putting putting carbon dioxide gas in the water dioxide i mean you wouldn't think so but like at the same time you exhale carbon dioxide right like so there it was yeah but just to get it out of your system yeah you don't want it in there ain't bad which is bad yeah Well, it's better than monoxide, but that stuff will kill you. It's a whole different deal.
Yeah, that stuff can turn you.
Yeah, that stuff can turn you.
Carbon dioxide? No, the gas won't. It's all the stuff that comes with it, right? To make that. palatable to drink, you add sugar, you add all the- Unless you're British, they'll just drink that stuff.
Carbon dioxide? No, the gas won't. It's all the stuff that comes with it, right? To make that. palatable to drink, you add sugar, you add all the- Unless you're British, they'll just drink that stuff.
Yeah, don't eat. Because you put sugar in it? No. Okay, yeah.
Yeah, don't eat. Because you put sugar in it? No. Okay, yeah.
It's dark. That's tea. His does have quite a bit of citric acid by the time he gets done with it. Well, his kidneys work like that.
It's dark. That's tea. His does have quite a bit of citric acid by the time he gets done with it. Well, his kidneys work like that.
But overall, yeah, you really do.
But overall, yeah, you really do.
It is a diuretic. Something in it's a diuretic. I don't know.
It is a diuretic. Something in it's a diuretic. I don't know.
Oh, it's good to flush your system. I just don't know that you need to flush daily. But the... Yeah, no, that stuff... Yeah, carbonated drinks in general. I guess the reason. But I think it's everything that comes with it. I think so. It's all the additives. Yeah, I don't think it's the carbon dioxide. It's the stuff that it takes to make it taste good.
Oh, it's good to flush your system. I just don't know that you need to flush daily. But the... Yeah, no, that stuff... Yeah, carbonated drinks in general. I guess the reason. But I think it's everything that comes with it. I think so. It's all the additives. Yeah, I don't think it's the carbon dioxide. It's the stuff that it takes to make it taste good.
Canada's smart, too. Around here, it's just tap or bottled, which is a real question if you're not from here because our water got a little wang to it.
Canada's smart, too. Around here, it's just tap or bottled, which is a real question if you're not from here because our water got a little wang to it.
I grew up on Westboro water. Look at me. Now you look at them people and they say the bottle of water is killing you because of all the microplastics in it.
I grew up on Westboro water. Look at me. Now you look at them people and they say the bottle of water is killing you because of all the microplastics in it.
Yeah, look at there.
Yeah, look at there.
I'm working on, at this point, I'm working on a fork too. Like, you know.
I'm working on, at this point, I'm working on a fork too. Like, you know.
Yeah. No, that is a real deal that they're talking about now. That's one of the things Brittany's on for the boys is like the microplastics and heating up plastic.
Yeah. No, that is a real deal that they're talking about now. That's one of the things Brittany's on for the boys is like the microplastics and heating up plastic.
But I'm saying like in our house, Tupperware gone. It's all glass. Like all that stuff. There's no more.
But I'm saying like in our house, Tupperware gone. It's all glass. Like all that stuff. There's no more.
What's that?
What's that?
No, no, no. No paper straws.
No, no, no. No paper straws.
They've had paper straws for years and they put them inside paper towel rolls. I don't know why they thought you should ever drink out of that.
They've had paper straws for years and they put them inside paper towel rolls. I don't know why they thought you should ever drink out of that.
Paper straws really are horrible. Yeah, I'm anti.
Paper straws really are horrible. Yeah, I'm anti.
Who?
Who?
Oh, here we go. Water! drinkers. Them dadgum water drinkers.
Oh, here we go. Water! drinkers. Them dadgum water drinkers.
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Yeah, we landed on the moon. Why not? I'm the same way. I mean, I have to because it's a fabric of my childhood, but the more Johnny D just says, why haven't we been back? The more I'm like, you know. The more you look at it. And the part that I can't drive two miles from here and not have cell phone service, but we got a beautiful TV shot from the moon.
Yeah, we landed on the moon. Why not? I'm the same way. I mean, I have to because it's a fabric of my childhood, but the more Johnny D just says, why haven't we been back? The more I'm like, you know. The more you look at it. And the part that I can't drive two miles from here and not have cell phone service, but we got a beautiful TV shot from the moon.
Yeah, it makes it a little tougher to believe.
Yeah, it makes it a little tougher to believe.
Yeah, the drawer would just be over at the end of the day. Oh, Lord. Hey, when it's a family business, it all goes the same pot anyway, so it doesn't really matter. Johnny D. figures he ate $1.94 worth of chicken, shrimp, and fish last night. I ate more than that.
Yeah, the drawer would just be over at the end of the day. Oh, Lord. Hey, when it's a family business, it all goes the same pot anyway, so it doesn't really matter. Johnny D. figures he ate $1.94 worth of chicken, shrimp, and fish last night. I ate more than that.
Yeah. Oh, there's reasonable doubt.
Yeah. Oh, there's reasonable doubt.
To see just how far we haven't come in 2025 versus to think that, man, we beat everybody there. I'm like, hmm.
To see just how far we haven't come in 2025 versus to think that, man, we beat everybody there. I'm like, hmm.
But I'm still going to believe my textbook.
But I'm still going to believe my textbook.
It was a good game. It was a pretty good game. If you start at Si's house and you go to Johnny D's house, all of them. You ain't going to be able to, depending on which way you go, you can get to two hands probably.
It was a good game. It was a pretty good game. If you start at Si's house and you go to Johnny D's house, all of them. You ain't going to be able to, depending on which way you go, you can get to two hands probably.
Is that that big one by the interstate where they wanted in? I honestly think they might have been. Were they front or back? Guess what? These days, they're both back. They both go back. Everybody going back now.
Is that that big one by the interstate where they wanted in? I honestly think they might have been. Were they front or back? Guess what? These days, they're both back. They both go back. Everybody going back now.
Got baptized by water. I did it. Hey. I got wet one time.
Got baptized by water. I did it. Hey. I got wet one time.
So back or front?
So back or front?
Well, no, no. I said, as long as you bury him, it don't matter how you kill him.
Well, no, no. I said, as long as you bury him, it don't matter how you kill him.
Get him out of there.
Get him out of there.
Hey, I will say if you were going to put me in a casket, I wouldn't care which way you put me in there. Yeah. I would prefer feet first in a casket. Yeah, but some of them say bury your face up. That way you can tell the whole world to kiss your rear end, right? That's right. That would be face down. That's right. That's what I'm saying. No, Russell, thank you so much for coming.
Hey, I will say if you were going to put me in a casket, I wouldn't care which way you put me in there. Yeah. I would prefer feet first in a casket. Yeah, but some of them say bury your face up. That way you can tell the whole world to kiss your rear end, right? That's right. That would be face down. That's right. That's what I'm saying. No, Russell, thank you so much for coming.
Russell is an expert on tip. Should we tip our preachers? No. Okay. That's called tithing. That's right. Wow. Lord, I apologize.
Russell is an expert on tip. Should we tip our preachers? No. Okay. That's called tithing. That's right. Wow. Lord, I apologize.
Hey, we do. Look, ain't no doubt about it. I gave our preacher. But I want to know, now that you know Russell, Can we book you a day to go get pampered by Russell? I want to see Russell cut size hair.
Hey, we do. Look, ain't no doubt about it. I gave our preacher. But I want to know, now that you know Russell, Can we book you a day to go get pampered by Russell? I want to see Russell cut size hair.
He said Russell can pull up a chair.
He said Russell can pull up a chair.
Russell, thank you for joining us.
Russell, thank you for joining us.
All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room. We're out.
All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room. We're out.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm out on jail. I mean, I'd like to do everything I could to keep me from there and everything. I can appreciate that. I also got to be honest. I don't know that I'd show it off because, you know, give the Caesar what Caesar Caesar been dead a while. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm out on jail. I mean, I'd like to do everything I could to keep me from there and everything. I can appreciate that. I also got to be honest. I don't know that I'd show it off because, you know, give the Caesar what Caesar Caesar been dead a while. Yeah.
We're talking about in the world. But he does have two old model ducks hanging in there. They're from like 72, maybe 71. They're dusty.
We're talking about in the world. But he does have two old model ducks hanging in there. They're from like 72, maybe 71. They're dusty.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, they're either model ducks or black ducks. And being in Louisiana, they're most likely model ducks.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, they're either model ducks or black ducks. And being in Louisiana, they're most likely model ducks.
A question on barbershops and tips.
A question on barbershops and tips.
I got confused when I was there last time you saw me. We were talking about... Your son and his love for fishing, which is awesome. And me and him will go fishing at some point.
I got confused when I was there last time you saw me. We were talking about... Your son and his love for fishing, which is awesome. And me and him will go fishing at some point.
Pond hoppers. Follow them. Hey, let me just tell you something. I don't have a lot of content lately. School's busy. I'm a pond hopper from way back. So I just like ponds that have a boat ramp. But now, because I like to put my boat in.
Pond hoppers. Follow them. Hey, let me just tell you something. I don't have a lot of content lately. School's busy. I'm a pond hopper from way back. So I just like ponds that have a boat ramp. But now, because I like to put my boat in.
I was up there with the... Heck yeah, man. Look at the fortune that guy's made. I'd love to get that Bill's level one day. But... I had my boys in there getting a haircut. They're two. And my wife got upset at me because I didn't tip enough to the lady that, the young lady that cut their hair. You cheapskate. I didn't even look.
I was up there with the... Heck yeah, man. Look at the fortune that guy's made. I'd love to get that Bill's level one day. But... I had my boys in there getting a haircut. They're two. And my wife got upset at me because I didn't tip enough to the lady that, the young lady that cut their hair. You cheapskate. I didn't even look.
Never. Never. As a man who's a professional barber, I can see why.
Never. Never. As a man who's a professional barber, I can see why.
I just, they have a, your screen, he can confirm this, just has like an option for tips. Like, There's four of them. I don't know how many. I went to the middle. I just went straight in the middle, said that's gotta be a fair number if it's in the middle.
I just, they have a, your screen, he can confirm this, just has like an option for tips. Like, There's four of them. I don't know how many. I went to the middle. I just went straight in the middle, said that's gotta be a fair number if it's in the middle.
Okay, there you go. So I didn't even remember.
Okay, there you go. So I didn't even remember.
I just went right in the middle. I'd like to clarify that. Because I thought middle was fair. I was like, middle's fair. I didn't even look if it was a percentage. I didn't know if it was a standard zero, five, 10, 15, 20. I didn't look at none of that. Right. Whenever I'm at the final stages of a transaction, I'm ready to get out of there.
I just went right in the middle. I'd like to clarify that. Because I thought middle was fair. I was like, middle's fair. I didn't even look if it was a percentage. I didn't know if it was a standard zero, five, 10, 15, 20. I didn't look at none of that. Right. Whenever I'm at the final stages of a transaction, I'm ready to get out of there.
Plus, I'll tell you, I took twin two-year-olds to get their hair cut. You can imagine how well things were going at this point.
Plus, I'll tell you, I took twin two-year-olds to get their hair cut. You can imagine how well things were going at this point.
Well, I was down because here's the deal. They're at the age now where if one of them gets upset, the other one gets upset. Like if Jackson gets pissed, so does Waylon and vice versa. They just think that, well, he's that way, so I should be too. Tag team championship.
Well, I was down because here's the deal. They're at the age now where if one of them gets upset, the other one gets upset. Like if Jackson gets pissed, so does Waylon and vice versa. They just think that, well, he's that way, so I should be too. Tag team championship.
But if you can remove him from it, Waylon was like, we went down with the ducks, the deer, the goats, and sat there and talked to Russell. I don't know if it was a goat or something.
But if you can remove him from it, Waylon was like, we went down with the ducks, the deer, the goats, and sat there and talked to Russell. I don't know if it was a goat or something.
Yeah, their paths ain't going to cross often. And plus, Sia gets his hair cut by 70-year-old plus females. What was that? No, I will say, before we get into why Russell's here, I got an interesting text while I was gone. So we're filming a TV show all day today. This is actually while the film crew's on lunch. I get to be in here. So, like, it's a day for me.
Yeah, their paths ain't going to cross often. And plus, Sia gets his hair cut by 70-year-old plus females. What was that? No, I will say, before we get into why Russell's here, I got an interesting text while I was gone. So we're filming a TV show all day today. This is actually while the film crew's on lunch. I get to be in here. So, like, it's a day for me.
That's why I'm going with his son.
That's why I'm going with his son.
Just like that. Keep your phone. Get a new one. It don't matter. They do all of it. Keep your number. Get a new one.
Just like that. Keep your phone. Get a new one. It don't matter. They do all of it. Keep your number. Get a new one.
ready set go welcome back to the duck call room ladies and gentlemen today we are joined i'm gonna do better and generally we get like 12 minutes into this before i introduce the guest but not today today we've got our friend russell we talked about him we've talked about russell recently and we'll we'll get into that but welcome russell
ready set go welcome back to the duck call room ladies and gentlemen today we are joined i'm gonna do better and generally we get like 12 minutes into this before i introduce the guest but not today today we've got our friend russell we talked about him we've talked about russell recently and we'll we'll get into that but welcome russell
So what started the trend in tipping barbershops?
So what started the trend in tipping barbershops?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I got a text from Sia's lovely bride. It said, if you have a chance before Cy leaves, ask him to stop at Church's, which if y'all don't know, Church's is a chicken place.
But I got a text from Sia's lovely bride. It said, if you have a chance before Cy leaves, ask him to stop at Church's, which if y'all don't know, Church's is a chicken place.
Well, and that's one of the reasons I like to tip in cash. Yeah. So that I can hand it to them. If they have to – you know, my wife used to be a server whenever we first met and stuff, and they would have to pay out like busboys and the hostess. Like at the end of the night, they all got their cut of her tips, I guess because they're technically one big team. But I've just never understood –
Well, and that's one of the reasons I like to tip in cash. Yeah. So that I can hand it to them. If they have to – you know, my wife used to be a server whenever we first met and stuff, and they would have to pay out like busboys and the hostess. Like at the end of the night, they all got their cut of her tips, I guess because they're technically one big team. But I've just never understood –
Why not just make a wait? If that's what's doing this.
Why not just make a wait? If that's what's doing this.
Everywhere? I probably ought not tell all this.
Everywhere? I probably ought not tell all this.
Next time Brittany's on, I'll let you ask her where her first job was. It's a good one. I don't want to spoil that one for her, but she did. So she grew up in a college town. So she was at like sports bars and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, that's funny.
Next time Brittany's on, I'll let you ask her where her first job was. It's a good one. I don't want to spoil that one for her, but she did. So she grew up in a college town. So she was at like sports bars and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, that's funny.
Whenever the lockdown was happening and they brought it to your vehicle, absolutely. That was an extra step that was required of you if it, Lord forbid, it was raining or something. Or you bring it to my house, that's a different deal too. But if I physically have to get out, walk out there, grab a bag, and then turn around and leave, I'm like, I struggle with that one. It's a weird one.
Whenever the lockdown was happening and they brought it to your vehicle, absolutely. That was an extra step that was required of you if it, Lord forbid, it was raining or something. Or you bring it to my house, that's a different deal too. But if I physically have to get out, walk out there, grab a bag, and then turn around and leave, I'm like, I struggle with that one. It's a weird one.
It's the chicken. Don't stop at a church. Stop at Church's Chicken for my anniversary meal. Is it your anniversary? Yeah. And you get to be bailed out by going to Church's Chicken? Did you know that it was your anniversary? Huh?
It's the chicken. Don't stop at a church. Stop at Church's Chicken for my anniversary meal. Is it your anniversary? Yeah. And you get to be bailed out by going to Church's Chicken? Did you know that it was your anniversary? Huh?
I struggle with that.
I struggle with that.
Yeah, we were sitting here wondering when you were going to show up because you used to always be early and now you're late, but you walk in with dinner.
Yeah, we were sitting here wondering when you were going to show up because you used to always be early and now you're late, but you walk in with dinner.
Catching slabs?
Catching slabs?
Oh, the fishing pole. I sold one to a ULM bass fisherman the other day.
Oh, the fishing pole. I sold one to a ULM bass fisherman the other day.
Oh, he's going to drop shot. And make a worm with it. And the Mickey rig with it. Yeah. We're about to get real technical up in here.
Oh, he's going to drop shot. And make a worm with it. And the Mickey rig with it. Yeah. We're about to get real technical up in here.
Somebody came in the store the other day to get their hunting license and they, you know, you had to do the hip certification for migratory birds. And he looked at me and goes, do I still have to do this if I'm only hunting snipe? And I said, Oh no. Are you the one?
Somebody came in the store the other day to get their hunting license and they, you know, you had to do the hip certification for migratory birds. And he looked at me and goes, do I still have to do this if I'm only hunting snipe? And I said, Oh no. Are you the one?
Apparently that's an actual thing that he was about to go do. I just didn't think anybody actually did it.
Apparently that's an actual thing that he was about to go do. I just didn't think anybody actually did it.
didn't have a paper bag or nothing huh i was like he wasn't dark he was head snipe hunting man and i was like i have no idea the rules dude i was like i i don't know yeah dark without a flashlight it's free anyway yeah that's a good eating bird you gotta kill a bunch of them though oh yeah i don't think i've ever even seen one
didn't have a paper bag or nothing huh i was like he wasn't dark he was head snipe hunting man and i was like i have no idea the rules dude i was like i i don't know yeah dark without a flashlight it's free anyway yeah that's a good eating bird you gotta kill a bunch of them though oh yeah i don't think i've ever even seen one
I think your fish finally settled down.
I think your fish finally settled down.
You better post it.
You better post it.
Just for me. Mm-hmm.
Just for me. Mm-hmm.
Every time I cook fish on a griddle, it just becomes like ground fish. Yeah. Just all flaky and perfect. Amen.
Every time I cook fish on a griddle, it just becomes like ground fish. Yeah. Just all flaky and perfect. Amen.
Turn them into dip?
Turn them into dip?
Cheese dip?
Cheese dip?
I don't go to restaurants at the beach.
I don't go to restaurants at the beach.
I don't even go to the beach anymore because it snowed there.
I don't even go to the beach anymore because it snowed there.
I probably ate that much fish last night.
I probably ate that much fish last night.
By myself. I crushed.
By myself. I crushed.
How many times in your life have you ever run out of propane in the middle of cooking something?
How many times in your life have you ever run out of propane in the middle of cooking something?
Yeah.
Yeah.
My nieces cooked fish last night. My dad's done taught my nieces how to fry fish. It is magical.
My nieces cooked fish last night. My dad's done taught my nieces how to fry fish. It is magical.
I was cooking burgers. I was cooking sliders. All small. I had a little chicken. I had a little pork. I had a little burger.
I was cooking burgers. I was cooking sliders. All small. I had a little chicken. I had a little pork. I had a little burger.
No, because I was like, man, this thing kind of ain't working right. It must be cold out here. And then I looked under, no fire. I said, oh, no. Luckily, I live close enough to Big Dave.
No, because I was like, man, this thing kind of ain't working right. It must be cold out here. And then I looked under, no fire. I said, oh, no. Luckily, I live close enough to Big Dave.
The other fryer?
The other fryer?
Yeah, I took dad's propane back. I was scared he'd notice.
Yeah, I took dad's propane back. I was scared he'd notice.
Put your motorcycles in milk crates?
Put your motorcycles in milk crates?
They were covering themselves.
They were covering themselves.
Hey, did I tell you what I did?
Hey, did I tell you what I did?
I filmed probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever filmed in my life. Oh. Which is saying something for me.
I filmed probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever filmed in my life. Oh. Which is saying something for me.
You know, I'm not afraid of ridiculous stuff.
You know, I'm not afraid of ridiculous stuff.
Hunter's got a first aid kit. Good job, Hunter. Wave to the pretty girls on the camera. How's it going, boys?
Hunter's got a first aid kit. Good job, Hunter. Wave to the pretty girls on the camera. How's it going, boys?
And we're going to get, well, we've already been rolling.
And we're going to get, well, we've already been rolling.
Way to go, Hunter.
Way to go, Hunter.
Owen ain't worried about time. He's retired.
Owen ain't worried about time. He's retired.
the recliner yeah you gotta hide out of sight out of mind yeah all right you got plenty to do and let me tell you now so we were filming though for the new show at a hardware store but you know it's in the back of the hardware store martin gun section gun store yeah because i worked there i did i worked at that very hardware store I was mic'd up buying a weapon the other day.
the recliner yeah you gotta hide out of sight out of mind yeah all right you got plenty to do and let me tell you now so we were filming though for the new show at a hardware store but you know it's in the back of the hardware store martin gun section gun store yeah because i worked there i did i worked at that very hardware store I was mic'd up buying a weapon the other day.
Not bad.
Not bad.
I was like, I'll just be right back. We were filming something with some other people, and I walked back up, and all the camera people were looking at me. I was like, just bought a gun. No biggie. Yeah, ain't no thing.
I was like, I'll just be right back. We were filming something with some other people, and I walked back up, and all the camera people were looking at me. I was like, just bought a gun. No biggie. Yeah, ain't no thing.
I found a very small shotgun for a certain young boy who will be turning 11 in a month.
I found a very small shotgun for a certain young boy who will be turning 11 in a month.
Now he owns a gun. Single shot.
Now he owns a gun. Single shot.
All the teal stopped him.
All the teal stopped him.
Oh, Martin's about to get covered in glue, everybody. I heard it. Some guy from Vietnam emailed him, by the way.
Oh, Martin's about to get covered in glue, everybody. I heard it. Some guy from Vietnam emailed him, by the way.
No, he was there from 68 to 69.
No, he was there from 68 to 69.
You don't start doing what till noon?
You don't start doing what till noon?
And then in late 69, he went to Fort Polk until February of 72, and he wonders if him and Zion met. I have a theory that you would know. Yeah. You'd remember this guy. Well, I was at Fort Polk.
And then in late 69, he went to Fort Polk until February of 72, and he wonders if him and Zion met. I have a theory that you would know. Yeah. You'd remember this guy. Well, I was at Fort Polk.
That's so awesome. Si's got gifts galore over here. Martin's got 18 empty boxes and now a cooler full of crappie at his desk.
That's so awesome. Si's got gifts galore over here. Martin's got 18 empty boxes and now a cooler full of crappie at his desk.
Can you shock yourself with anything in there?
Can you shock yourself with anything in there?
Is there any smelling salts?
Is there any smelling salts?
I'm very interested in smelling salts.
I'm very interested in smelling salts.
I've never done them.
I've never done them.
I guess I have, but they didn't bring me back.
I guess I have, but they didn't bring me back.
They didn't bring you back, boys. We were at the hockey game the other night, and on the visitor's bench over in the corner, there was 57 mustard packets and smelling salts.
They didn't bring you back, boys. We were at the hockey game the other night, and on the visitor's bench over in the corner, there was 57 mustard packets and smelling salts.
And I guess, and we Googled it and they were like, oh yeah, some hockey players think mustard packets help with cramps.
And I guess, and we Googled it and they were like, oh yeah, some hockey players think mustard packets help with cramps.
So hockey players aren't.
So hockey players aren't.
I got a lot of questions.
I got a lot of questions.
I just thought like Gatorade would work better, but maybe not.
I just thought like Gatorade would work better, but maybe not.
But they were doing the smelling salt things. I was like, you know.
But they were doing the smelling salt things. I was like, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you think it could help?
Do you think it could help?
Brittany's here.
Brittany's here.
They're awesome. Because they're cold. Hold on. Look at there, Goblin. Yeah, are smelling salts like prescription?
They're awesome. Because they're cold. Hold on. Look at there, Goblin. Yeah, are smelling salts like prescription?
Smelling salts. Ah, world's strongest.
Smelling salts. Ah, world's strongest.
Those are all in the archives. You can't see them.
Those are all in the archives. You can't see them.
Apparently Joe Rogan beat us to doing smelling salts on a podcast.
Apparently Joe Rogan beat us to doing smelling salts on a podcast.
That's the difference. Yeah, you can just buy smelling salts. Apparently, there's power lifting smelling salts. It's got 3.3 out of 5 stars.
That's the difference. Yeah, you can just buy smelling salts. Apparently, there's power lifting smelling salts. It's got 3.3 out of 5 stars.
They ate them. Don't go eating no bath salts, people.
They ate them. Don't go eating no bath salts, people.
First aid kit appropriate.
First aid kit appropriate.
I think. This is called first aid only ammonia inhalants.
I think. This is called first aid only ammonia inhalants.
So for $1.30, you can get the rush of your life for a couple seconds. Why am I interested? You know I am. This is the kind of thing I do and then normally just don't tell anybody about.
So for $1.30, you can get the rush of your life for a couple seconds. Why am I interested? You know I am. This is the kind of thing I do and then normally just don't tell anybody about.
Oh, yeah. That's one of the – I've been reading reviews for quite some time now, about the last six months.
Oh, yeah. That's one of the – I've been reading reviews for quite some time now, about the last six months.
I love reading reviews on Amazon. Yeah, I got a few. You got a few? This person gave these smelling salts a one-star review, and then the comment was that they're perfect. You are hard to please, person.
I love reading reviews on Amazon. Yeah, I got a few. You got a few? This person gave these smelling salts a one-star review, and then the comment was that they're perfect. You are hard to please, person.
I wish Hunter would have done that in the microphone. He goes, excuse me, excuse me.
I wish Hunter would have done that in the microphone. He goes, excuse me, excuse me.
That's our voicemail. Hunter? The keeper of.
That's our voicemail. Hunter? The keeper of.
Hey.
Hey.
How can something be both a wolf and a cat?
How can something be both a wolf and a cat?
He look like an owl. Oh, I thought you said owl as in like your nephew.
He look like an owl. Oh, I thought you said owl as in like your nephew.
We ain't got no half.
We ain't got no half.
That's just an ugly cat. Yeah. How much does one of these cats cost? 1500 dollars american i saw a cat you could just pick up off you just go to jeff and jessica's house 1500 to 2500 there's cats there's cats that look just like that at the union parish dumpsters yeah they don't call you a cat they don't cost you nothing i've always been is that damn on the right t
That's just an ugly cat. Yeah. How much does one of these cats cost? 1500 dollars american i saw a cat you could just pick up off you just go to jeff and jessica's house 1500 to 2500 there's cats there's cats that look just like that at the union parish dumpsters yeah they don't call you a cat they don't cost you nothing i've always been is that damn on the right t
No, they lay down. Hold on, could you imagine riding a rabbit? Yeah, too heavy.
No, they lay down. Hold on, could you imagine riding a rabbit? Yeah, too heavy.
The Flemish Giant Rabbit. Let's see. They're from England. Yeah, there you go. There you go.
The Flemish Giant Rabbit. Let's see. They're from England. Yeah, there you go. There you go.
Look at that. That thing does look like a donkey. Oh, no.
Look at that. That thing does look like a donkey. Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hunter, if you're wondering how I got this photo, I Googled giant rabbits.
Hunter, if you're wondering how I got this photo, I Googled giant rabbits.
We got gifts galore from Martin's corners and caves of his office.
We got gifts galore from Martin's corners and caves of his office.
Look at the size of that sucker.
Look at the size of that sucker.
What if I got an emotional swing out of it?
What if I got an emotional swing out of it?
Hunter's the type of person who's going to end up with an emotional support crocodile.
Hunter's the type of person who's going to end up with an emotional support crocodile.
Oh, Lord. That's a bold salesman strategy.
Oh, Lord. That's a bold salesman strategy.
I got the glue out, by the way. You got the glue out. It's hard to break back.
I got the glue out, by the way. You got the glue out. It's hard to break back.
No.
No.
Solid. I've always wondered why glue didn't dry in the bottle. Now we know. Apparently a voicemail about big rabbits.
Solid. I've always wondered why glue didn't dry in the bottle. Now we know. Apparently a voicemail about big rabbits.
What was the question, Hunter?
What was the question, Hunter?
You can't give twins two things.
You can't give twins two things.
Uh-oh. I'm so confused. He's so confused. Isaiah 40, 26, God created the stars and calls them all by name. And her name was Star. And he knows every star in the sky. So look up sometime and remember that.
Uh-oh. I'm so confused. He's so confused. Isaiah 40, 26, God created the stars and calls them all by name. And her name was Star. And he knows every star in the sky. So look up sometime and remember that.
Did you hear what he wants you to do with that?
Did you hear what he wants you to do with that?
Give it to the smaller twin.
Give it to the smaller twin.
I think Martin won that trade. Good trade.
I think Martin won that trade. Good trade.
Godwinguides.com.
Godwinguides.com.
We're not there yet. Holler at me after Valentine's Day. I got you. Really?
We're not there yet. Holler at me after Valentine's Day. I got you. Really?
A little Caney Lake action. Maybe.
A little Caney Lake action. Maybe.
It could fall through. It could fall through.
It could fall through. It could fall through.
I don't know real estate.
I don't know real estate.
No, it should go down. I'm going to buy a bunch of MyPillow stuff and put in there too.
No, it should go down. I'm going to buy a bunch of MyPillow stuff and put in there too.
Pictures of Godwin on the wall.
Pictures of Godwin on the wall.
That's more important. That is at the tip of this Super Bowl.
That's more important. That is at the tip of this Super Bowl.
Sounds fun. Now, my question about the Super Bowl is, do you know who's performing the halftime show? No. Who is? Okay. You don't know. Martin?
Sounds fun. Now, my question about the Super Bowl is, do you know who's performing the halftime show? No. Who is? Okay. You don't know. Martin?
Swift? No, it's some guy named Lamar. Lamar? Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar. Lamar Kendrick. And don't be like, oh, well. What does he do? He's not family friendly, I'll tell you that much. Is he a rapper? Yeah. I was like, I've legitimately never heard of him.
Swift? No, it's some guy named Lamar. Lamar? Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar. Lamar Kendrick. And don't be like, oh, well. What does he do? He's not family friendly, I'll tell you that much. Is he a rapper? Yeah. I was like, I've legitimately never heard of him.
and he's playing the super bowl and i'm like am i that guy now yeah you're that old am i yeah but i've heard of him but i don't know i feel like i've heard of him yeah but but i was like i don't know what he sings so i went to spotify played the song thank goodness my kids weren't around and then i was like how is this going to work in the super bowl also i've never heard a single song none of them none of them i mean i think i have
and he's playing the super bowl and i'm like am i that guy now yeah you're that old am i yeah but i've heard of him but i don't know i feel like i've heard of him yeah but but i was like i don't know what he sings so i went to spotify played the song thank goodness my kids weren't around and then i was like how is this going to work in the super bowl also i've never heard a single song none of them none of them i mean i think i have
You already told me what you're doing for dinner. Let me have them.
You already told me what you're doing for dinner. Let me have them.
Did you see that, sir? What is it? Beyonce won the Grammy for best country album. Are you kidding me?
Did you see that, sir? What is it? Beyonce won the Grammy for best country album. Are you kidding me?
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
They can't stop. They won't stop.
They can't stop. They won't stop.
I ain't never heard of the person doing the Super Bowl shows.
I ain't never heard of the person doing the Super Bowl shows.
We used to have Michael Jackson.
We used to have Michael Jackson.
They didn't get it quite. Grammy Country Album nominees.
They didn't get it quite. Grammy Country Album nominees.
Last year, Lainey Wilson won it. That seems right. Against Kelsey Ballerini. Yeah. The Brothers Osborne, Tyler... I haven't even heard of these people either. I just don't listen to music, I guess.
Last year, Lainey Wilson won it. That seems right. Against Kelsey Ballerini. Yeah. The Brothers Osborne, Tyler... I haven't even heard of these people either. I just don't listen to music, I guess.
Ooh.
Ooh.
This year, Beyonce... The winner. The runner-up, Chris Stapleton.
This year, Beyonce... The winner. The runner-up, Chris Stapleton.
Post Malone's on here.
Post Malone's on here.
Oh, my gosh. How does he know so much? Hunter said his album wasn't that bad.
Oh, my gosh. How does he know so much? Hunter said his album wasn't that bad.
I'd listen to that. Yeah. I listen to Kanye's Christian album all the time, although he just has his wife running around naked everywhere, which is weird. You see that? Uh-uh. Don't open your phone. Why? Just naked. Kanye's wife at the Grammys. She was naked.
I'd listen to that. Yeah. I listen to Kanye's Christian album all the time, although he just has his wife running around naked everywhere, which is weird. You see that? Uh-uh. Don't open your phone. Why? Just naked. Kanye's wife at the Grammys. She was naked.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And I was like, put some clothes on.
And I was like, put some clothes on.
No.
No.
It was a wild night.
It was a wild night.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
What's there?
What's there?
Hey, Grizzly Jigs, they're like the us of, what's it, Missouri? Is that where they're from?
Hey, Grizzly Jigs, they're like the us of, what's it, Missouri? Is that where they're from?
We're four just absolute slabs into this episode.
We're four just absolute slabs into this episode.
Some lady named Kim came in the store today and she screamed at me.
Some lady named Kim came in the store today and she screamed at me.
I was walking out of the back. I just put some rods up and she goes, Johnny D. And I was like, whoa. I didn't know it. And she's like, I'm sorry. Does that make you uncomfortable when people get excited? And I was like, lady, whenever somebody's so excited to meet me that they scream, it actually makes me feel pretty good inside.
I was walking out of the back. I just put some rods up and she goes, Johnny D. And I was like, whoa. I didn't know it. And she's like, I'm sorry. Does that make you uncomfortable when people get excited? And I was like, lady, whenever somebody's so excited to meet me that they scream, it actually makes me feel pretty good inside.
Fire away. Her name was Kim. She was hilarious.
Fire away. Her name was Kim. She was hilarious.
You ain't even doing that anymore. You're just talking into the can and fishing.
You ain't even doing that anymore. You're just talking into the can and fishing.
What all did you do in South Texas? You were out there baptizing people in the cold.
What all did you do in South Texas? You were out there baptizing people in the cold.
Hey, well, look, you can go see the owner of the honey hole. Right now. His name's David Owen. You can make your own.
Hey, well, look, you can go see the owner of the honey hole. Right now. His name's David Owen. You can make your own.
Right, yeah.
Right, yeah.
But you could go there and make your own combo, and I bet they'd give you 10% off. Nah, he got more money to know what to do with. We'd tell him we did. Actually, what you do, here's the best part. Let him go in there and make his own combo. You give it to him, and then you build that combo and put the Cy Robertson special. That's right. There you go. You sell that. I am on it.
But you could go there and make your own combo, and I bet they'd give you 10% off. Nah, he got more money to know what to do with. We'd tell him we did. Actually, what you do, here's the best part. Let him go in there and make his own combo. You give it to him, and then you build that combo and put the Cy Robertson special. That's right. There you go. You sell that. I am on it.
I can introduce you to a couple.
I can introduce you to a couple.
As good as the Godwin Rod's doing.
As good as the Godwin Rod's doing.
The only difference is that senior citizen going to come see you about four times a week.
The only difference is that senior citizen going to come see you about four times a week.
Giving it to people that were like you are now. The same old thing. That's what Phil always said.
Giving it to people that were like you are now. The same old thing. That's what Phil always said.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I just, you know, hey. So I chose Vietnam over McDonald's.
So I just, you know, hey. So I chose Vietnam over McDonald's.
Oh, Lord have mercy. Hey, what do you think about college? You opted out of it?
Oh, Lord have mercy. Hey, what do you think about college? You opted out of it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. No matter what the cause is, whether you got, you know, kids or.
Yeah. No matter what the cause is, whether you got, you know, kids or.
Yeah. Mountains of.
Yeah. Mountains of.
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But at least he's not having to finance DoorDash orders.
But at least he's not having to finance DoorDash orders.
I want to know what's that.
I want to know what's that.
Si, so look, you know, there's all kinds of ways you can order food and have it delivered to you.
Si, so look, you know, there's all kinds of ways you can order food and have it delivered to you.
Yes, I do. Okay. Do you ever door dash your food? Door dash?
Yes, I do. Okay. Do you ever door dash your food? Door dash?
It's an app that you can order food on and they'll bring it to you.
It's an app that you can order food on and they'll bring it to you.
There you go. I thought you were going to say a week, and you were about to say a week.
There you go. I thought you were going to say a week, and you were about to say a week.
Once a week. Weekly pizza. Weekly pizza.
Once a week. Weekly pizza. Weekly pizza.
Pizza. I'm just glad you didn't feed them imbeciles and fish I cleaned for you.
Pizza. I'm just glad you didn't feed them imbeciles and fish I cleaned for you.
But what if when you ordered Johnny's, had it delivered, you could just pay for it later. You could just finance your pizza. Oh, finance that later. The pizza.
But what if when you ordered Johnny's, had it delivered, you could just pay for it later. You could just finance your pizza. Oh, finance that later. The pizza.
He doesn't really have a lot of influx.
He doesn't really have a lot of influx.
Yeah, you could end up paying $127 for your $20 pizza. Yeah, 6% interest.
Yeah, you could end up paying $127 for your $20 pizza. Yeah, 6% interest.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He wasn't even going to wait.
He wasn't even going to wait.
You can't put a price on a good time.
You can't put a price on a good time.
No.
No.
Well, if that's a problem, don't eat Johnny's pizza. There's an easy way to do life.
Well, if that's a problem, don't eat Johnny's pizza. There's an easy way to do life.
Hunter.
Hunter.
I'm just interested. Does Hunter need advice? Did you DoorDash?
I'm just interested. Does Hunter need advice? Did you DoorDash?
No, you were the Dasher or you ordered DoorDash?
No, you were the Dasher or you ordered DoorDash?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that one. Yeah, the one that they'll send tourists over.
Oh, that one. Yeah, the one that they'll send tourists over.
You know what you could do to not have to finance your DoorDash? You could actually be the driver.
You know what you could do to not have to finance your DoorDash? You could actually be the driver.
Yeah. I don't know. I thought it was weird that they started offering financing. They're too expensive anyway. I'm not. That's a ripoff. Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know. I thought it was weird that they started offering financing. They're too expensive anyway. I'm not. That's a ripoff. Yeah.
What are we talking about here?
What are we talking about here?
They get paid by the hour. I got in trouble by Brittany for not tipping the lady that cut the boy's hair enough the other day.
They get paid by the hour. I got in trouble by Brittany for not tipping the lady that cut the boy's hair enough the other day.
Well, let me tell you how I did this. So it was $50. I guess it was $25 each for the boys.
Well, let me tell you how I did this. So it was $50. I guess it was $25 each for the boys.
Not what I'm paying.
Not what I'm paying.
That's something which we did most of the house, but we did most of the wrangling. So I'm cool. But when it come to the tip deal, I just went with the one in the middle. I didn't look like I didn't go all the way left. Cause I figured that was like cheapskate and was probably zero. Um, And then there was one over here. But there were like five options, and I just chose the one in the middle.
That's something which we did most of the house, but we did most of the wrangling. So I'm cool. But when it come to the tip deal, I just went with the one in the middle. I didn't look like I didn't go all the way left. Cause I figured that was like cheapskate and was probably zero. Um, And then there was one over here. But there were like five options, and I just chose the one in the middle.
But it wasn't enough, according to my wife. And I'm like, well, if it's not enough for the hairdressers, why don't they just up their fee? Why are you dependent on it? Is it because tips aren't taxable? Is that what the big thing is? I don't know. We need to have Russell in here. I've tipped him. We need to get Russell, who owns a barbershop slash salon slash everything, to understand tipping.
But it wasn't enough, according to my wife. And I'm like, well, if it's not enough for the hairdressers, why don't they just up their fee? Why are you dependent on it? Is it because tips aren't taxable? Is that what the big thing is? I don't know. We need to have Russell in here. I've tipped him. We need to get Russell, who owns a barbershop slash salon slash everything, to understand tipping.
Well, and he'll probably bring his son, too, because his son watches everything we do. I guarantee you his son has already watched me and Cy go fishing because every time I go in there, he wants to know when I'm going to take his son fishing, which I'm totally cool with.
Well, and he'll probably bring his son, too, because his son watches everything we do. I guarantee you his son has already watched me and Cy go fishing because every time I go in there, he wants to know when I'm going to take his son fishing, which I'm totally cool with.
Well, but at least he'll have the... I'm just curious. I don't know. Like, where do we draw the line? Should Cade put in, like, on every duck call he builds, should he put on a tip for building that duck call? Like, when you buy it at Academy, can you tip Cade? Like, is there an option for... Tipping the duck call builder? I've never been tipped.
Well, but at least he'll have the... I'm just curious. I don't know. Like, where do we draw the line? Should Cade put in, like, on every duck call he builds, should he put on a tip for building that duck call? Like, when you buy it at Academy, can you tip Cade? Like, is there an option for... Tipping the duck call builder? I've never been tipped.
Here's my question. What's the rub here on the tipping? I just think there are some things that because you can put... Are they too high, the money that they're charging? No, I just think that they started putting a tip on everything.
Here's my question. What's the rub here on the tipping? I just think there are some things that because you can put... Are they too high, the money that they're charging? No, I just think that they started putting a tip on everything.
Well, if you need a new front man, Si ain't too busy. Oh, yeah. He's done it once.
Well, if you need a new front man, Si ain't too busy. Oh, yeah. He's done it once.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Oh, yes, sir.
Oh, yes, sir.
Yeah, now it's like everywhere that has the option to put tip on their receipt, they do. Food service, 100% tip. Yes, absolutely. I do it all. But now there's just like it shows up in weird places.
Yeah, now it's like everywhere that has the option to put tip on their receipt, they do. Food service, 100% tip. Yes, absolutely. I do it all. But now there's just like it shows up in weird places.
It shows up in weird places. And you don't know who's getting it. Yeah, and I don't know why. That's why I'm just like, could you just up the price? to cover the tip? Can you just up the price to whatever you think this is? Can you just increase the price?
It shows up in weird places. And you don't know who's getting it. Yeah, and I don't know why. That's why I'm just like, could you just up the price? to cover the tip? Can you just up the price to whatever you think this is? Can you just increase the price?
Russell. Please.
Russell. Please.
Yeah. And my boys get their hair cut by somebody at Russell's shop. Never Russell because he's hard to get into. Yeah. Well, he's like Sadie's hairstylist.
Yeah. And my boys get their hair cut by somebody at Russell's shop. Never Russell because he's hard to get into. Yeah. Well, he's like Sadie's hairstylist.
That's all that matters, right? At your age, especially.
That's all that matters, right? At your age, especially.
Hairstylist to the North Louisiana Stars.
Hairstylist to the North Louisiana Stars.
And John David.
And John David.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Just up your price. I don't understand the reason for a tip.
Just up your price. I don't understand the reason for a tip.
You should.
You should.
I ain't doing it. They'll sit there and be empty. But in the words of Waylon.
I ain't doing it. They'll sit there and be empty. But in the words of Waylon.
oh thank you this is neat yeah now but see that was an extra service right there so i could see like if you had a tip if you have one guy doing real spooling that's that's a that's a different service but for you to like have tip on your receipt because somebody went out there and got four packets of worms and two packs of hooks that's weird brought it to you and it says tip you're like uh-uh no i'm not we got a problem on that deal like tips are weird yeah it's just weird
oh thank you this is neat yeah now but see that was an extra service right there so i could see like if you had a tip if you have one guy doing real spooling that's that's a that's a different service but for you to like have tip on your receipt because somebody went out there and got four packets of worms and two packs of hooks that's weird brought it to you and it says tip you're like uh-uh no i'm not we got a problem on that deal like tips are weird yeah it's just weird
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Zach needs to put a little powder on.
Zach needs to put a little powder on.
No, but I'm just saying he needs to put a little powder on. His face is a little shiny. I'll go one deeper. I did not know that.
No, but I'm just saying he needs to put a little powder on. His face is a little shiny. I'll go one deeper. I did not know that.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That's your nephew. He ain't even got his microphone on. Hey, put your headset back on so we can talk about it.
That's your nephew. He ain't even got his microphone on. Hey, put your headset back on so we can talk about it.
He's not wrong.
He's not wrong.
But to say that we don't have any substance.
But to say that we don't have any substance.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Well, here's what I'll say.
Well, here's what I'll say.
For people that are full of substance, they sure do pull from our pool of talent often and get them sitting in that chair and they're mainly you. So I don't understand that. A treasure show was about you. Uh-oh.
For people that are full of substance, they sure do pull from our pool of talent often and get them sitting in that chair and they're mainly you. So I don't understand that. A treasure show was about you. Uh-oh.
But you know with your nephew, man, it's always a contest. Well, no, no. Everything's a contest. No, no. Everything is a concept.
But you know with your nephew, man, it's always a contest. Well, no, no. Everything's a contest. No, no. Everything is a concept.
There you go. That's a true statement.
There you go. That's a true statement.
Amen, buddy.
Amen, buddy.
No fool around. I'm going to change the door code.
No fool around. I'm going to change the door code.
Amen, buddy. We appreciate you. Okay.
Amen, buddy. We appreciate you. Okay.
And look, you know, you're welcome to go with me. I know it's a short window with you now. Cause you can't really take the heat and it's about to get hot. So that's why when you said, Hey, I want to go. I said, well, we're going, let me just make sure I can find us a place to go. Yep. But, You know, I mean, I don't get it, man. On that.
And look, you know, you're welcome to go with me. I know it's a short window with you now. Cause you can't really take the heat and it's about to get hot. So that's why when you said, Hey, I want to go. I said, well, we're going, let me just make sure I can find us a place to go. Yep. But, You know, I mean, I don't get it, man. On that.
No, I just don't get the comparison. His whole life is a comparison. That's what I don't understand.
No, I just don't get the comparison. His whole life is a comparison. That's what I don't understand.
And I love Jason.
And I love Jason.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, he did have the unenviable middle seat, which is the one I had for all of Duck Dynasty. That's a tough place to sit.
Well, he did have the unenviable middle seat, which is the one I had for all of Duck Dynasty. That's a tough place to sit.
Family.
Family.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want to know the other reason he had so much fun in here? He actually got to talk. That is the truth. Because we will let anybody have the microphone. None of us care.
You want to know the other reason he had so much fun in here? He actually got to talk. That is the truth. Because we will let anybody have the microphone. None of us care.
And we'll go with that one. We'll go with those famous four words to Hunter. Fix it in post. Yeah, Hunter.
And we'll go with that one. We'll go with those famous four words to Hunter. Fix it in post. Yeah, Hunter.
What's that?
What's that?
Hey, I like that.
Hey, I like that.
Which is important.
Which is important.
Yep.
Yep.
We probably need to answer at least an email or a voicemail. You got something?
We probably need to answer at least an email or a voicemail. You got something?
They're not sending as many. Well, we haven't been teeing them up either.
They're not sending as many. Well, we haven't been teeing them up either.
Weird questions. Give praise reports. We like seeing all of it, right? Things happen in everybody's lives. So if you've got something cool that happened, let's talk about it. If you've got...
Weird questions. Give praise reports. We like seeing all of it, right? Things happen in everybody's lives. So if you've got something cool that happened, let's talk about it. If you've got...
215.
215.
6559. That's what I thought it was, but I just wanted to make sure.
6559. That's what I thought it was, but I just wanted to make sure.
Hey, Jack, this is Uncle Si, and you've reached my answering machine. This is the voicemail. And look, leave me a message for us to play in the duck call room, and you just might hear yourself in an upcoming episode. But please, y'all, hey, keep it short, and don't forget, make it funny.
Hey, Jack, this is Uncle Si, and you've reached my answering machine. This is the voicemail. And look, leave me a message for us to play in the duck call room, and you just might hear yourself in an upcoming episode. But please, y'all, hey, keep it short, and don't forget, make it funny.
Your buddy called it.
Your buddy called it.
I'm going to guess that watching that video is one of the things that helped turn him around.
I'm going to guess that watching that video is one of the things that helped turn him around.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, everybody gets to that point in life.
Yeah, everybody gets to that point in life.
And I don't know whether she's serious or not, but Anna always told him if he got to 300 pounds. Well, no, no.
And I don't know whether she's serious or not, but Anna always told him if he got to 300 pounds. Well, no, no.
That was the other one. I've never heard that.
That was the other one. I've never heard that.
Yeah, Nan always says, if you get 300 pounds, I'm out.
Yeah, Nan always says, if you get 300 pounds, I'm out.
Yeah, Iron Cactus. Yeah, I did it. Them Monterey Fajitas. Oh, pork on top. Them Top Shelf Readers.
Yeah, Iron Cactus. Yeah, I did it. Them Monterey Fajitas. Oh, pork on top. Them Top Shelf Readers.
Two years ago.
Two years ago.
Like taking a side fish the other day.
Like taking a side fish the other day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But like in that hole we fished in is like bumper boats. So stumps everywhere. So the whole time I'm constantly just going back and forth, side to side, getting off stumps, on the stumps, all the things. And if I hadn't lost the weight, I would have been dead by the time we left there. As it was, I still could have fished the rest of the day.
But like in that hole we fished in is like bumper boats. So stumps everywhere. So the whole time I'm constantly just going back and forth, side to side, getting off stumps, on the stumps, all the things. And if I hadn't lost the weight, I would have been dead by the time we left there. As it was, I still could have fished the rest of the day.
Because they said, watch out, tree. What they didn't see was the stump in front of the tree under the gunwale of the boat.
Because they said, watch out, tree. What they didn't see was the stump in front of the tree under the gunwale of the boat.
too far away from the tree. He didn't see the stump. And that thing hit that thing with that wind blowing crossways and buddy, I bought that thing. And hey, the wind was at about 10 or 12 miles an hour. I kind of peeked over my shoulder and saw the tree. I was like, oh, I got plenty of room. No problem. I just used my peripheral vision. Yeah, then about that time.
too far away from the tree. He didn't see the stump. And that thing hit that thing with that wind blowing crossways and buddy, I bought that thing. And hey, the wind was at about 10 or 12 miles an hour. I kind of peeked over my shoulder and saw the tree. I was like, oh, I got plenty of room. No problem. I just used my peripheral vision. Yeah, then about that time.
I said, oh, God, I'm going swimming, boys. But I stayed in the boat this time.
I said, oh, God, I'm going swimming, boys. But I stayed in the boat this time.
Well, I mean, it ain't no big deal. I could have just stood up in that hole. It was pretty shallow.
Well, I mean, it ain't no big deal. I could have just stood up in that hole. It was pretty shallow.
Sometimes you get baptized by water.
Sometimes you get baptized by water.
But, like, no, it's just, no, I do feel better. Like I don't have that dragon feeling. It's when you're doing stuff. Yeah. You like just, you could do stuff. Like I had to move a treadmill recently. The best thing I ever did was quit eating lunch. Cause it didn't matter what I ate. I always kind of felt like trash from, if you eat at 12, you don't feel yourself again until like two o'clock. Yeah.
But, like, no, it's just, no, I do feel better. Like I don't have that dragon feeling. It's when you're doing stuff. Yeah. You like just, you could do stuff. Like I had to move a treadmill recently. The best thing I ever did was quit eating lunch. Cause it didn't matter what I ate. I always kind of felt like trash from, if you eat at 12, you don't feel yourself again until like two o'clock. Yeah.
So I just cut that crap out and do the intermittent fasting all day until I get home at dinnertime, and I feel great.
So I just cut that crap out and do the intermittent fasting all day until I get home at dinnertime, and I feel great.
It's easy for me now, too, because them two young'uns keep me motivated to want to be able to play.
It's easy for me now, too, because them two young'uns keep me motivated to want to be able to play.
Who's fishing?
Who's fishing?
Hell yeah. That's their only chance. Well, let's get out of here.
Hell yeah. That's their only chance. Well, let's get out of here.
Will be my strength.
Will be my strength.
All right, we'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room. We're out.
All right, we'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room. We're out.
Yeah. Hey, it was so crazy. We even had... a hand call in here and leave a voicemail for you. Uh-oh. Or something. He said he was your buddy or something. Oh, Lord. He said that he was going to do that. He just confirmed all the stuff about the alligators on the football field and all them details he was telling.
Yeah. Hey, it was so crazy. We even had... a hand call in here and leave a voicemail for you. Uh-oh. Or something. He said he was your buddy or something. Oh, Lord. He said that he was going to do that. He just confirmed all the stuff about the alligators on the football field and all them details he was telling.
Hunter, he barely looked up in time to see Monroe, Louisiana.
Hunter, he barely looked up in time to see Monroe, Louisiana.
Yeah. I PA'd for that episode here. So you knew and you didn't tell us? Oh, I signed an NDA.
Yeah. I PA'd for that episode here. So you knew and you didn't tell us? Oh, I signed an NDA.
Well, American Idol. Rest assured, your boy kept it because now he's smiling telling us he worked on it. We were this clown every day. Look, NDAs go out the door when you walk in this door. Well, I can't exactly say it.
Well, American Idol. Rest assured, your boy kept it because now he's smiling telling us he worked on it. We were this clown every day. Look, NDAs go out the door when you walk in this door. Well, I can't exactly say it.
Well, you're married with children, so good for her for guessing.
Well, you're married with children, so good for her for guessing.
I understand, but she just made it on American Idol. How many creeps do you think went in there? You sure are pretty. Like I said, Mike.
I understand, but she just made it on American Idol. How many creeps do you think went in there? You sure are pretty. Like I said, Mike.
I don't know if she's married. Oh, she can't be Church of Christ. She's playing music. I'll keep you out. She can sing.
I don't know if she's married. Oh, she can't be Church of Christ. She's playing music. I'll keep you out. She can sing.
Well, she looked like, I don't even know who y'all talking about. Oh, she's fine. Oh, okay. Well, she's 22. So that's not weird. No, she might not even be that old. I'm just guessing. That's her. I thought y'all said 22. Clara Ray, congratulations. How'd our buddy Luke treat you?
Well, she looked like, I don't even know who y'all talking about. Oh, she's fine. Oh, okay. Well, she's 22. So that's not weird. No, she might not even be that old. I'm just guessing. That's her. I thought y'all said 22. Clara Ray, congratulations. How'd our buddy Luke treat you?
We didn't have a Luke in here.
We didn't have a Luke in here.
Well, yeah, that's the same way. That's the only reason I watch Buck Commander, because Luke Bryan's on it.
Well, yeah, that's the same way. That's the only reason I watch Buck Commander, because Luke Bryan's on it.
Mark, hey, you got time to listen to my duck call? I was like, yeah, Luke, I got plenty of time to listen to your duck call. But the duck call ain't your problem. You're in a hot hole. Just sit there, shut up, and shoot them when they come in.
Mark, hey, you got time to listen to my duck call? I was like, yeah, Luke, I got plenty of time to listen to your duck call. But the duck call ain't your problem. You're in a hot hole. Just sit there, shut up, and shoot them when they come in.
oh so maybe we have might not even know we may have a poser how are things man how are things been since we had you on here last you adjusting to life in north louisiana all right oh yeah yeah it's been great yeah travis matthews travis oh lord yeah i know him he's actually one of my good running around buddies Oh, see, there you go.
oh so maybe we have might not even know we may have a poser how are things man how are things been since we had you on here last you adjusting to life in north louisiana all right oh yeah yeah it's been great yeah travis matthews travis oh lord yeah i know him he's actually one of my good running around buddies Oh, see, there you go.
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Yeah, he asked me, he said, you got a Band-Aid in this boat? I said, no, that's actually one thing I don't carry.
Yeah, he asked me, he said, you got a Band-Aid in this boat? I said, no, that's actually one thing I don't carry.
Between catching the fish and swatting the purple tail wasp, we was having ourselves a good time.
Between catching the fish and swatting the purple tail wasp, we was having ourselves a good time.
We caught about 60 bass, probably. Maybe more. I don't even know. I lost count. We didn't count them. Yeah, we didn't care.
We caught about 60 bass, probably. Maybe more. I don't even know. I lost count. We didn't count them. Yeah, we didn't care.
We weren't working. Oh, shit. Oh, here we go.
We weren't working. Oh, shit. Oh, here we go.
But it sure was fun, man. I giggled and I laughed and I netted size fish.
But it sure was fun, man. I giggled and I laughed and I netted size fish.
The best commentary were the ones that get off, though. Oh, yeah.
The best commentary were the ones that get off, though. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I finally figured that out. I finally figured out why you lost my $12 crickets.
Yeah, I finally figured that out. I finally figured out why you lost my $12 crickets.
No, well.
No, well.
That wasn't a problem? No, look, what happened, and y'all didn't realize it, so I had Jared in there filming, and once I would get hung up, I would drive the boat, because the wind was whipping pretty good. So I just drive the boat and let Jared get him unhung. Well...
That wasn't a problem? No, look, what happened, and y'all didn't realize it, so I had Jared in there filming, and once I would get hung up, I would drive the boat, because the wind was whipping pretty good. So I just drive the boat and let Jared get him unhung. Well...
Is that like a drinking buddy? No, not that. Okay. I was just curious. But now, how are things here? You like it all?
Is that like a drinking buddy? No, not that. Okay. I was just curious. But now, how are things here? You like it all?
you know god bless jared he tries jared living proof he really does well he broke the tip off that one rod and i never even knew it what's wrong every time you were zinging out there you were having that little six pound line hit the end of that broken tip so you were cutting your own line every cat oh So then by the time something would pull back on it. So he broke.
you know god bless jared he tries jared living proof he really does well he broke the tip off that one rod and i never even knew it what's wrong every time you were zinging out there you were having that little six pound line hit the end of that broken tip so you were cutting your own line every cat oh So then by the time something would pull back on it. So he broke.
Yeah, when I got back, I had a broken rod. Oh, okay. I said, well, this checks out.
Yeah, when I got back, I had a broken rod. Oh, okay. I said, well, this checks out.
I said, this checks out.
I said, this checks out.
Yeah. And I love them both. But it actually made sense of why you kept breaking your line. I was like, well, there we go.
Yeah. And I love them both. But it actually made sense of why you kept breaking your line. I was like, well, there we go.
Just a little spinning rod.
Just a little spinning rod.
A little bit.
A little bit.
A little bit.
A little bit.
And it was splintered. Yeah, it left a sharp thing up there. It was fine. So every time Si's ain't got a thing out there, he's just cutting his line. He didn't even realize it. That happens. Oh, it's fine. I mean, I didn't care. I mean, I've had that rod for probably 10 years. So I got my money's worth out of it. $8, I'll put a tip on it. You ain't got to. That's a waste management problem now.
And it was splintered. Yeah, it left a sharp thing up there. It was fine. So every time Si's ain't got a thing out there, he's just cutting his line. He didn't even realize it. That happens. Oh, it's fine. I mean, I didn't care. I mean, I've had that rod for probably 10 years. So I got my money's worth out of it. $8, I'll put a tip on it. You ain't got to. That's a waste management problem now.
You know, sometimes you just know, like, you know, that has been a good one. Thank you. Let's just go. I need to bring you to interview. Everybody go listen to what Martin just said. I mean, if it would have been the second trip out with it ever, okay, let's go get it fixed. But I have had a time with that rod. Like, we're good.
You know, sometimes you just know, like, you know, that has been a good one. Thank you. Let's just go. I need to bring you to interview. Everybody go listen to what Martin just said. I mean, if it would have been the second trip out with it ever, okay, let's go get it fixed. But I have had a time with that rod. Like, we're good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's less stressful? Nursing?
What's less stressful? Nursing?
You don't do it. Or you don't get it.
You don't do it. Or you don't get it.
And you never get a pat on the back for what you do.
And you never get a pat on the back for what you do.
Well, that's because you're feeling with the public. Well, no, no, because, hey, you never can please them.
Well, that's because you're feeling with the public. Well, no, no, because, hey, you never can please them.
I had no idea. That's a lot of chemistry. Most doctors, like Curly said when he first was working, they never had no time off.
I had no idea. That's a lot of chemistry. Most doctors, like Curly said when he first was working, they never had no time off.
Well, my brother and them, they're always on call.
Well, my brother and them, they're always on call.
That bound to have been rough getting employees that are dog handlers.
That bound to have been rough getting employees that are dog handlers.
Well, no, no, that's what I'm saying.
Well, no, no, that's what I'm saying.
I'm like, God. Hey, I've been around Phil and Jason and Bill, you know, with dogs. And all three of them, none of them are dog handlers. Bill thinks he's one, but he ain't.
I'm like, God. Hey, I've been around Phil and Jason and Bill, you know, with dogs. And all three of them, none of them are dog handlers. Bill thinks he's one, but he ain't.
See, that's one thing you can't train them on. They've either got it or they don't.
See, that's one thing you can't train them on. They've either got it or they don't.
Yeah, the fire. Yeah.
Yeah, the fire. Yeah.
You know, they've just over at miserable. Come on. Come on. I want to go. I want to go.
You know, they've just over at miserable. Come on. Come on. I want to go. I want to go.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I'd go to sleep. Next thing I'd hear, water.
I'd go to sleep. Next thing I'd hear, water.
Blue had the worst manners of any dog. I know.
Blue had the worst manners of any dog. I know.
Yo, but, hey, I will give you one thing, though. He was the best retriever you've ever had.
Yo, but, hey, I will give you one thing, though. He was the best retriever you've ever had.
I mean, just, hey, and he had the fire.
I mean, just, hey, and he had the fire.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Well, if you started blowing a duck call, it's, There's Nate. Oh, yeah. Just saying. Hey, and you couldn't stop him. He was excited. Hey. Wide open. If you trained him to shoot, he would kill him and then go get him. He was like Phil.
Well, if you started blowing a duck call, it's, There's Nate. Oh, yeah. Just saying. Hey, and you couldn't stop him. He was excited. Hey. Wide open. If you trained him to shoot, he would kill him and then go get him. He was like Phil.
He's got to kill him.
He's got to kill him.
And I'm talking about literally it rotted just a hunk of it out.
And I'm talking about literally it rotted just a hunk of it out.
This thing's head was bigger than my fist.
This thing's head was bigger than my fist.
That's funny about some dogs, it don't affect them.
That's funny about some dogs, it don't affect them.
We had a Wiedemeyer, a big old female. Well, we had two. We had a little cur dog we called Bullet. He faces, you know, all right, Bullet. Hey, look. We moved into the house. We moved into the house. The lady next door had 38 cats. Okay.
We had a Wiedemeyer, a big old female. Well, we had two. We had a little cur dog we called Bullet. He faces, you know, all right, Bullet. Hey, look. We moved into the house. We moved into the house. The lady next door had 38 cats. Okay.
No, no. Blue or blue. Was that lady's name Jephthah? Bullet and Mamie was the greatest cat killer team ever assembled. Oh, God. So, hey, look, I'll put it this way. When we left, there was two cats, and they lived in the top of a walnut tree. And when I say the top, I'm talking about on the furthest limb, north sky, okay? And they spent the whole time doing this. And they were what kind of dogs?
No, no. Blue or blue. Was that lady's name Jephthah? Bullet and Mamie was the greatest cat killer team ever assembled. Oh, God. So, hey, look, I'll put it this way. When we left, there was two cats, and they lived in the top of a walnut tree. And when I say the top, I'm talking about on the furthest limb, north sky, okay? And they spent the whole time doing this. And they were what kind of dogs?
One of them was a car, and then the weeder buyer, maybe it was a weeder buyer. Hey, you know how fast a cat is. Okay, because look, you can hold one, take it and turn it upside down and hold it that far from whatever you're going to drop it on. And it's going to flip over and land on his feet. So hey, they're quick as a snake.
One of them was a car, and then the weeder buyer, maybe it was a weeder buyer. Hey, you know how fast a cat is. Okay, because look, you can hold one, take it and turn it upside down and hold it that far from whatever you're going to drop it on. And it's going to flip over and land on his feet. So hey, they're quick as a snake.
I'm talking about, hey, Mamie would grab them and break their back and she never had a scratch. And hey, Bullet would come home and be just clawed up. I'm talking about... But that cat, that dog never got scratched, not one time.
I'm talking about, hey, Mamie would grab them and break their back and she never had a scratch. And hey, Bullet would come home and be just clawed up. I'm talking about... But that cat, that dog never got scratched, not one time.
Oh, I'm surprised that they hadn't got two mules and a wagon. I'm serious. I'm surprised that they hadn't. Because, hey, they're pioneers, okay? They got chickens. And there's two big old golden doodles just staring at you when you walk by. Yeah.
Oh, I'm surprised that they hadn't got two mules and a wagon. I'm serious. I'm surprised that they hadn't. Because, hey, they're pioneers, okay? They got chickens. And there's two big old golden doodles just staring at you when you walk by. Yeah.
Because I got a lot of ideas in my mind.
Because I got a lot of ideas in my mind.
You have never seen a Wiedermeier or a Wommeringer?
You have never seen a Wiedermeier or a Wommeringer?
It's like a weenie dog. Phil's always said I've mispronounced it. And I said, well, hey, look, it's called two things. Wommeringer, which that's pronounced wrong. Annie Wiedemeyer. They say that's wrong. Worcestershire. But I just know this. We had one that was, she was silver.
It's like a weenie dog. Phil's always said I've mispronounced it. And I said, well, hey, look, it's called two things. Wommeringer, which that's pronounced wrong. Annie Wiedemeyer. They say that's wrong. Worcestershire. But I just know this. We had one that was, she was silver.
You're talking about a pretty dog.
You're talking about a pretty dog.
Silver. I mean, beautiful.
Silver. I mean, beautiful.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I don't know what happened. What kind of dog was Cujo? But somebody trained this dog or either abused this dog. No, no, my brother Phil had to tackle that dog in midair because a kid walked across our yard.
I don't know what happened. What kind of dog was Cujo? But somebody trained this dog or either abused this dog. No, no, my brother Phil had to tackle that dog in midair because a kid walked across our yard.
He was taking a shortcut. And hey, he was fixed to get that boy.
He was taking a shortcut. And hey, he was fixed to get that boy.
So somebody abused this dog or someone because she was as sweet as she could be. But hey, nope.
So somebody abused this dog or someone because she was as sweet as she could be. But hey, nope.
No, no.
No, no.
That's right. For me, so. That's honest. I don't know. My mother told me this. We was at the house, and somebody showed up, one of daddy's workmen. And as soon as the guy walked in, that sweet dog I'm talking about just started. And mama told me, she said, hey, if a dog don't like a person, That's learning you, hey, you don't trust that person. Hey, that's true. Expert opinion?
That's right. For me, so. That's honest. I don't know. My mother told me this. We was at the house, and somebody showed up, one of daddy's workmen. And as soon as the guy walked in, that sweet dog I'm talking about just started. And mama told me, she said, hey, if a dog don't like a person, That's learning you, hey, you don't trust that person. Hey, that's true. Expert opinion?
No, no, I'm serious.
No, no, I'm serious.
If a dog growls at somebody, hey.
If a dog growls at somebody, hey.
All I know is dogs have a sixth sense, call it. If they don't like someone... It's a reason.
All I know is dogs have a sixth sense, call it. If they don't like someone... It's a reason.
It's a reason. There's always a reason if it's the PTSD. It's like Jimmy Redd, okay? The reason they growled at Jimmy Redd is because Jimmy Redd's kids, we went by there one day and they was whooping one with a stick.
It's a reason. There's always a reason if it's the PTSD. It's like Jimmy Redd, okay? The reason they growled at Jimmy Redd is because Jimmy Redd's kids, we went by there one day and they was whooping one with a stick.
Well, looks are deceiving.
Well, looks are deceiving.
Yeah, yeah. Just being mean. Well, they get what they deserve. If it had been in the old days, oh, I'd have taken my belt off and took the stick away and just poured that out. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Just being mean. Well, they get what they deserve. If it had been in the old days, oh, I'd have taken my belt off and took the stick away and just poured that out. Yeah. Yeah.
Because when you drive by it, you don't think much is there. Yeah, just a little white house. Yeah, just a little house.
Because when you drive by it, you don't think much is there. Yeah, just a little white house. Yeah, just a little house.
Well, no. You go in, and then you say, oh, good grief.
Well, no. You go in, and then you say, oh, good grief.
There's 50 dogs up in there. Yeah, what in the world?
There's 50 dogs up in there. Yeah, what in the world?
Bill trained him. He thought it was funny. He done it. He said, watch this. He'd get you out of the arm and tell me, come here, watch this, y'all. He'd do it.
Bill trained him. He thought it was funny. He done it. He said, watch this. He'd get you out of the arm and tell me, come here, watch this, y'all. He'd do it.
I don't know what that thing was. He was fast enough. If a squirrel got on the ground, he'd catch him and kill him before he got to the tree.
I don't know what that thing was. He was fast enough. If a squirrel got on the ground, he'd catch him and kill him before he got to the tree.
She'll do it.
She'll do it.
Hey, he'd kill snakes. He was so quick, he could grab one by the tail and shake it a couple times, throw it down. And he finally, he'd be striking him all the time. Hey, he'd get where he couldn't strike. He'd just, he'd literally. Well, you'd be tired too.
Hey, he'd kill snakes. He was so quick, he could grab one by the tail and shake it a couple times, throw it down. And he finally, he'd be striking him all the time. Hey, he'd get where he couldn't strike. He'd just, he'd literally. Well, you'd be tired too.
It's got to be tough to live down in the mountain.
It's got to be tough to live down in the mountain.
Thin hair.
Thin hair.
The most impressed I've ever been with dogs was in Germany. Of course it was. The hot dogs? Hurley's not even here to defend himself. Hunting dogs, every dog there is, okay? You go in a restaurant, you sit down, and people are bringing steaks by you. And this dog is sitting there, and you know the smell. They got sensitive smell.
The most impressed I've ever been with dogs was in Germany. Of course it was. The hot dogs? Hurley's not even here to defend himself. Hunting dogs, every dog there is, okay? You go in a restaurant, you sit down, and people are bringing steaks by you. And this dog is sitting there, and you know the smell. They got sensitive smell.
Yeah. That'd be so tight. Like a cartoon dog.
Yeah. That'd be so tight. Like a cartoon dog.
I can't remember the name. Got a study? Porn-a-deer dog. Real porn-a-deer. Black. Doberman?
I can't remember the name. Got a study? Porn-a-deer dog. Real porn-a-deer. Black. Doberman?
Cane Corso? Cane Corsos are... They're mean.
Cane Corso? Cane Corsos are... They're mean.
But they're used for guard dogs, so I understand.
But they're used for guard dogs, so I understand.
There's two guard dogs.
There's two guard dogs.
They're nipping those. They're good dogs for what they do. Absolutely. Yeah, for what they were bred to do. They got a little mean streak to them.
They're nipping those. They're good dogs for what they do. Absolutely. Yeah, for what they were bred to do. They got a little mean streak to them.
I got a question to ask him about that. Yeah, get rid of them things.
I got a question to ask him about that. Yeah, get rid of them things.
Chihuahuas, what is it about little dogs that they are mean?
Chihuahuas, what is it about little dogs that they are mean?
I met good cops. Well, I just know that I dated a girl. Thank you for your service. Yeah, one of them little chihuahuas. And that dog hated me.
I met good cops. Well, I just know that I dated a girl. Thank you for your service. Yeah, one of them little chihuahuas. And that dog hated me.
You had to be immediate family. He's got a lion syndrome. A what? A weenie dog does.
You had to be immediate family. He's got a lion syndrome. A what? A weenie dog does.
When it comes to his pride, and I mean his family, no, ain't nobody coming in there.
When it comes to his pride, and I mean his family, no, ain't nobody coming in there.
Merlin.
Merlin.
That's why they built like that. That's what got Merlin. He went in a hole.
That's why they built like that. That's what got Merlin. He went in a hole.
Well, I mean, I'm serious. The well-behaved dog is a understatement in Germany.
Well, I mean, I'm serious. The well-behaved dog is a understatement in Germany.
You don't know who's in charge here. Yeah, exactly. And they're so small, it's hard to catch them.
You don't know who's in charge here. Yeah, exactly. And they're so small, it's hard to catch them.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
The only thing you're missing when you drink Georgia's peach tea there, you have to let it dribble out of the side of your mouth so you get the full effect.
The only thing you're missing when you drink Georgia's peach tea there, you have to let it dribble out of the side of your mouth so you get the full effect.
Their manners are just unreal, but they're used to it.
Their manners are just unreal, but they're used to it.
And that goes back in your pocket.
And that goes back in your pocket.
Them are tough.
Them are tough.
Kids are bouncing. If you ask Jason about Mia. Yeah. Mia taught him more than he could have learned from 100 other people. Yep.
Kids are bouncing. If you ask Jason about Mia. Yeah. Mia taught him more than he could have learned from 100 other people. Yep.
Usually high school. That's something that's in the news right now. Generally prom. It's fixed to give women $5,000 to have babies.
Usually high school. That's something that's in the news right now. Generally prom. It's fixed to give women $5,000 to have babies.
I want my 15. No, no.
I want my 15. No, no.
Look, if you become a mom, I'll give you five grand. For real? You got to be married. Where is this? It's the news.
Look, if you become a mom, I'll give you five grand. For real? You got to be married. Where is this? It's the news.
Yeah. Oh, it's on the news. Trump's saying, okay.
Yeah. Oh, it's on the news. Trump's saying, okay.
As the man who saw Fox News in the corner of his eye this morning. The AFK is making us all healthy. Yeah. And when they were looking at everything. RFK. Baby, you know, there ain't no baby booming anymore. Used to, you know, they'd go wild.
As the man who saw Fox News in the corner of his eye this morning. The AFK is making us all healthy. Yeah. And when they were looking at everything. RFK. Baby, you know, there ain't no baby booming anymore. Used to, you know, they'd go wild.
Well, it's just now.
Well, it's just now.
I can't wait for Curly to join. He's just going to stare at us and not move. And I think Curly will back me up on this. You know, some people should not have dogs. Okay, because they're not dog handlers. Because, hey, to put up with an animal, okay, and then to try to train him where he will be obedient. That's a mouthful.
I can't wait for Curly to join. He's just going to stare at us and not move. And I think Curly will back me up on this. You know, some people should not have dogs. Okay, because they're not dog handlers. Because, hey, to put up with an animal, okay, and then to try to train him where he will be obedient. That's a mouthful.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Wrong show. The young people are saying, why is it nobody wants to get married? We don't want to.
Wrong show. The young people are saying, why is it nobody wants to get married? We don't want to.
Are you looking up having babies? I was reading about this. Up the money there, Trump. Everybody actually called him and said, hey, $5,000 ain't enough. That ain't enough.
Are you looking up having babies? I was reading about this. Up the money there, Trump. Everybody actually called him and said, hey, $5,000 ain't enough. That ain't enough.
The old man sat around the table drinking coffee. I'm serious. What you just said, that's what's wrong with America. That don't happen anymore.
The old man sat around the table drinking coffee. I'm serious. What you just said, that's what's wrong with America. That don't happen anymore.
And then listening to what all them old men was talking about, back in 92, we were using this for it.
And then listening to what all them old men was talking about, back in 92, we were using this for it.
That's a treasure trove of knowledge. Well, and that's why your elders.
That's a treasure trove of knowledge. Well, and that's why your elders.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
He gets in there. Oh yeah.
He gets in there. Oh yeah.
uh we try some you're scoring yeah and so we got the lecture we got a whooping about that papaw that's hilarious he goes what's wrong hey that better in size i made his smoke a whole pack when he caught him smoking but they had one lit one each y'all couldn't put it in the trash tray when i walked in i said oh no no get your Oh, no, no. We're going to sit here. You're going to enjoy this.
uh we try some you're scoring yeah and so we got the lecture we got a whooping about that papaw that's hilarious he goes what's wrong hey that better in size i made his smoke a whole pack when he caught him smoking but they had one lit one each y'all couldn't put it in the trash tray when i walked in i said oh no no get your Oh, no, no. We're going to sit here. You're going to enjoy this.
Hey, you want to smoke? Hey, sit there and smoke the whole thing. I said, oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not you. No. You take a big breath.
Hey, you want to smoke? Hey, sit there and smoke the whole thing. I said, oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not you. No. You take a big breath.
You inhale it.
You inhale it.
You ain't know what. What was the president said? Clinton. He didn't do it.
You ain't know what. What was the president said? Clinton. He didn't do it.
Yeah. I said, oh, you ain't going to be like the president. You're going to inhale.
Yeah. I said, oh, you ain't going to be like the president. You're going to inhale.
Hey, look here. Both of my kids told me when they got grown and married and got away from it.
Hey, look here. Both of my kids told me when they got grown and married and got away from it.
Yeah. Thank you for the way you, it seemed unorthodox at the time.
Yeah. Thank you for the way you, it seemed unorthodox at the time.
Well, no, no, because that's why I tell you when you're a kid. Yeah. Oh, I've done stuff with my kids. Make them smoke. If people seen it, they would be calling the cops on me.
Well, no, no, because that's why I tell you when you're a kid. Yeah. Oh, I've done stuff with my kids. Make them smoke. If people seen it, they would be calling the cops on me.
And, hey, all I would tell you.
And, hey, all I would tell you.
And all I would say is, hey, look, are these your kids?
And all I would say is, hey, look, are these your kids?
Well, then get your nose out of my business.
Well, then get your nose out of my business.
Hey, look. Dogs learn it, too. I had a problem with that. Dogs learn it quicker. Wanted to play with dad's guns.
Hey, look. Dogs learn it, too. I had a problem with that. Dogs learn it quicker. Wanted to play with dad's guns.
So, look, me and my wife had just come in from groceries. Okay, and I run about an $18 roast because, hey, I just do it in the yard. And I said, you two have been fooling with my guns. Let me show you why Dad gets so mad and you get your butt whooped. When you do.
So, look, me and my wife had just come in from groceries. Okay, and I run about an $18 roast because, hey, I just do it in the yard. And I said, you two have been fooling with my guns. Let me show you why Dad gets so mad and you get your butt whooped. When you do.
I blew that roast just bloody crap everywhere. And I said, this thing is made for one thing. To do just what you see it done.
I blew that roast just bloody crap everywhere. And I said, this thing is made for one thing. To do just what you see it done.
You don't play with this. It's a no-no.
You don't play with this. It's a no-no.
He said, hey, I done got comfortable now, boys. This is unbelievable. We're going to be here. We're going to be here. So, hey, let me go ahead and lay back, get chilled out here.
He said, hey, I done got comfortable now, boys. This is unbelievable. We're going to be here. We're going to be here. So, hey, let me go ahead and lay back, get chilled out here.
And with animals, the love is unconditional.
And with animals, the love is unconditional.
Yeah, scratched my belly.
Yeah, scratched my belly.
That ain't one of my commands.
That ain't one of my commands.
Oh, no, hey.
Oh, no, hey.
We're on a mission.
We're on a mission.
Hey, we're on a mission.
Hey, we're on a mission.
I'm ready to lay down. Join us, Curly.
I'm ready to lay down. Join us, Curly.
Yeah, Jace did that one time over in Texas. Jace, it was Jace. Then when he walked up on him, that crane done got up and he hissed at him.
Yeah, Jace did that one time over in Texas. Jace, it was Jace. Then when he walked up on him, that crane done got up and he hissed at him.
Duck. Okay, first question. Oh, boy. First question. We're back. I'm ready to go. We're back, baby. First question. How many dogs do you run through your spa? Daily?
Duck. Okay, first question. Oh, boy. First question. We're back. I'm ready to go. We're back, baby. First question. How many dogs do you run through your spa? Daily?
Yeah, because I keep seeing every morning when I come in, when I'm up here, I see just, you know,
Yeah, because I keep seeing every morning when I come in, when I'm up here, I see just, you know,
Okay. I worked as a nurse.
Okay. I worked as a nurse.
Well, you're actually an emergency room. Yeah. Yeah. I'm certified, dog. Okay. He's certified. No, no, no. My whole family. My mom was a nurse. My sister was a nurse. Okay. And I've got a lot of kinfolks that are nurses.
Well, you're actually an emergency room. Yeah. Yeah. I'm certified, dog. Okay. He's certified. No, no, no. My whole family. My mom was a nurse. My sister was a nurse. Okay. And I've got a lot of kinfolks that are nurses.
Oh, no. Yeah.
Oh, no. Yeah.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
So you can poke somebody that you don't want to be poked? I hope you're gentler than most people.
So you can poke somebody that you don't want to be poked? I hope you're gentler than most people.
What would you tell a young lady or a young man about, you know, going and getting a nursing degree?
What would you tell a young lady or a young man about, you know, going and getting a nursing degree?
Get out. Well, no, no.
Get out. Well, no, no.
Well, anytime you have something that you're dealing with the public. Oh, yeah. It's going to suck. Just putting him out. And politics. Oh, no. No, no, no. Because, see, that's why I retired. I bring my military career. That's why I retired at age seven. Okay, because really, and it was good for me, and it was also good for the people that would be under me. Right. Because I'm not political.
Well, anytime you have something that you're dealing with the public. Oh, yeah. It's going to suck. Just putting him out. And politics. Oh, no. No, no, no. Because, see, that's why I retired. I bring my military career. That's why I retired at age seven. Okay, because really, and it was good for me, and it was also good for the people that would be under me. Right. Because I'm not political.
That's right. Okay, what's in this mind is fixing to come out of this mouth. No. Okay, and hey, and you can't do that. That's why I spent 24 years living hell, okay, with my job. Because, hey, I always opened my mouth and it always got me in trouble.
That's right. Okay, what's in this mind is fixing to come out of this mouth. No. Okay, and hey, and you can't do that. That's why I spent 24 years living hell, okay, with my job. Because, hey, I always opened my mouth and it always got me in trouble.
He's like, yep, all right. That's what I thought, son. That's what I thought. But our relationship was so different.
Cause he grew up tough, hard.
I was in my young 20s and I would go down there a lot and he'd have that jukebox jamming. You know, one thing that we had in common, we loved loud music and Si's the same way. And he would be jamming to Stranglehold. He loved that Stranglehold. And he also loved Love is Like Oxygen. You remember that song, Si? Nope. Love is Like Oxygen. Anyway, he loved it. He'd play it all the time.
And I never knew what hard work was until I went down there. And I'm telling you, I slept on that couch. I ate Miss Kay's food and almost died working with him because I wasn't used to it. I was a student. You know what I mean? But when we went to Vegas for a show, uh, we were me and sign a couple other guys. We'll sit in with Phil up front and, um, sitting beside us was Ted Nugent.
And old Phil said, all right, Mac, come here, son. I walked over to him, he said, that's old Nugent right there, go get him, bring him over here. I was like, he's got no question in his mind.
ted's gonna come over i was like yes sir because i never told phil no i mean i was like whatever yeah let me let me figure it out yeah so i went and then i introduced myself and ted was like what phil robertson he jumped up and he ran over there and he shook his hand and hugged him he was like man and they started talking you know and that's the only time i ever seen phil really light up when he met somebody yeah that was pretty cool yeah he uh
Yeah, man.
And he just had the confidence. Phil had so much confidence. When I would ask him a question, he would just say, here's what you do. This is it.
Very black and white. I said, Phil, I can't get my dad, and I was telling Justin this story, I can't get my dad to listen to me several years ago. I want to talk to him about Jesus, but he keeps shutting me out. He said, yep, here's what you do. And he gave me a plan that I did not think would work, but I did exactly what he said. I went back to my dad's house. I knocked on the door.
He opens up the door. I said, what do you want me to say? He said, what are you talking about? I said, what do you want me to say?
At your funeral. What do you want me to say about your relationship with Jesus? And my dad started crying and he said, come in here and sit down. And we started right there and had a conversation that we never would have had because Phil gave me that instruction. He was like, this is going to work, Mac. I guarantee you he's going to talk to you. And he did. And I'm so thankful for that.
Yeah.
Hey, getting changed out of the offering, making change.
Yeah. I got a question for you. Why was Phil so fixated on riding the hole?
Is he the game warden that W.E. that hopped in the boat with W.E. to come to the duck blind?
That's a different one? Yeah, that's a different one. But they were after y'all, Si.
Mm-hmm. This one hits hard. Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, he said, I ain't getting off of it.
Yeah.
I loved how sharp Phil was because this big muscle-bound guy, like weightlifter guy, huge. And Phil was talking to him and studying with him. And the first thing he asked him was, he said, let me ask you something. He said, you got all these muscles. How are you going to get them out of the ground?
You know, I mean, it's just crazy. Martin, that's where Cy gets it, because when he's doing shows, he does the same exact thing. And I didn't know that. I mean, I would assume it. But Cy, you do the same thing. You stop people and don't care how much time it takes. You're sharing the gospel with them.
And, you know, Si, I got a lot of phone calls. I'm sure everybody did. And everybody that called, Phil had in some way influenced their lives for the gospel. And Slayball called me. He was like, I'll never be the same after sitting down with Phil all that time.
There's the dummy.
Well, you know, Si likes to tell stories when he gets nervous, Jay. We'll see. Yeah. If he's nervous, he's talking, especially when the game wardens are questioning him. But when we went to go see Phil, we went a couple weeks back, And I'm so glad we did. A feeling came. And, you know, Phil recognized Si immediately. He wasn't sure about who I was at first. And then Si started telling stories.
He's talking about fishing. He's talking about catching all these fish.
Yeah.
but the cool thing used to be who's the man not what kind of man what kind of man would do what kind of man but you know he he didn't know who he didn't know who i was at first but then as i was telling that story about all them fish he looked over there at me and he called called me mac you know he said mac you believe this all this about the story size telling And he was laughing.
And I was like, no, Phil, I never believe any of his stories.
Yeah, he was stretching that one, Mac. And before we left, he hugged me. He knew who I was. And he told me he loved me. That's the last time I saw him. And that's how I wanted to remember him.
He did. He did.
Yeah.
Unwilling. Unwilling. Oh, man.
Yeah. Yeah.
Si, you're not alone. Yeah.
Woo. That's one of them Robertson things there, Martin.
I had a different relationship with Phil and it was really separate and apart from hunting because I got banned from the hunting blind for life. So we had a different kind of relationship. He led our small, our men's small group. He taught us how to be fathers. He taught us how to be good husbands. And this was all from a biblical standpoint.
And so every week we'd go in and me and a group of guys would learn and learn and learn from Phil. And I moved out to Abilene Christian University and got my degree in Bible. And I came back and Phil wanted to sit down and learn and hear everything I learned. He said, He said, did they ever get off the gospel, Mac? He calls me Mac. I said, no, Phil, they're pretty much on the gospel.
Oh, are you sticking with it? Oh, okay. Oh, you're absolutely invited. I was waiting on your walk out. Hi. Hi, we good?
But at the end of the day, he's still just an employee of the company. But to make that kind of impact where the folks at Brookshire's Grocery Company jump on a plane. I don't know how them two stores are running because every other person in there either had a Brookshire's or Super One shirt on. So like the whole stores from there and all through.
They all showed up and it was, I mean, that's the kind of legacy you want to leave, right? Like that's the kind of stuff you want people talking about you for. That's the kind of, again, I wasn't expecting to see Brad Brookshire of all people there. And it's weird that I know him anyway. So like, you know, it just is one of those kinds of deal. And man, it was just cool, man. Your uncle.
There you go.
Yeah, this is why that was going on.
But it's a family business. I'm just trying to get it right, man. I could work that.
There's Boo going through her own schedule of things, too. So that's why I was like, you know what? I work at a place that's got a pretty lax schedule. So Martin just showed up. I just showed up, sat down. I did my job here.
there from my phone and i did what i could for them to not screw anything up too bad and at one point the math works out i the math was correct i just had some weird way to get there on the buttons but you know it was at one point i was just sitting there and me and dad were the only people in there and all of a sudden some old boy walks in comes up behind my dad and hugs him says where's your eye hole jigs yeah and just hugs him
Oh, Johnny Goblin. That would be Johnny Goblin. Johnny Goblin. I miss Goblin. Man. You weren't working that day, Mark. Well, I took Friday off because I figured y'all had enough other stuff to do and I needed to be in here for a hot minute.
right i mean i've watched the stand-up specials on netflix and never been on a cruise huh they got them on cruises on we were the entertainment on the cruise as soon as our bit was over we ran back to our stand up we walked yeah from one end to the other that's right they like to kill me yeah going from one end of the ship to the other and just frequent time yeah 10 out of 10 don't recommend being the main attraction on a cruise ship
I'm front row. I need to be there. He probably went in there and put his bag down and said, all right, I'm here now. But yeah, that's going to be cool, man. And that's the cool thing about faith is we get to go see them again.
Boy, I'm realizing that right now. At this point, yeah. And that's saying a lot because with young Carter, you had a – But we came out kind of ahead in that one. Yeah.
I'm just saying. I'm just saying, comparatively speaking, when you make a statement like that, all the people know at home, your firstborn got shipped off to a completely different city and you had to go. So to say that this could be the toughest week of your life.
And I think there's people listening that know.
Get me to June.
June.
She's smiling over there. That was the mantra for John David for the past six months. Get me to June. Get me to June.
And he wasn't going to yell at you for juggling oranges.
He knew. That's one thing I figured out about that man. He knew.
Well, I ain't ever hugged Joe Daddy, but I hugged him about five times last week, so that was wild.
You sound like Phil Robertson.
It's right there on your shirt.
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And what is life if the grave is the end? Yeah. Why are we in a rush to get to a hole in the ground? Yeah.
Weight and balance.
Oh, that's going to be a tough one for your boy here.
Yeah.
You ain't never thought of it like that, have you?
He wouldn't come back.
Yeah.
I know.
Oh, yeah. Right now he's L-I-V-I-N. Ain't that something? Yeah. It's like you think you're living while you're here, but no, he's living now. Oh, no. Got them fresh Chuck Taylors on. He probably got a single cab again if he wants it. Yeah, but all three don't look as good as it was going to.
But if you're not... Or you call yourself one anyway.
they move they move a little bit you find out when you get back to land just how much they were moving you go take that first shower after a cruise and you about fall down or at least i did like that was that was wild but no we had a good time at the john chris show he was uh and he was a great host as always for us so
There's a reason I ain't been back.
There was no sting for him. The sting is for us.
I bet you said it a little louder.
Yeah.
All right, welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. There's a noisemaker in the building. There's a noisemaker here. Goblin's here on a Monday. He's not fishing. All the things, right?
I look great, man.
Yeah, not what you'd expect.
highlight of my week yeah if y'all get a chance uh go check him out so that's all i can recommend well any job that deals with the public yeah is hard okay and look if you're trying to make a bunch of people laugh i don't have a hard job that's hard hey well yeah but i will say i noticed one one caveat the people that laugh the hardest spent the most time at the bar So I did notice that.
You're right. It was a good one, though. She did a fantastic job.
That makes sense. Yeah. That checks, too, you know. But the... No, the whole family, man. It was just... It was great. Like, it was... It was fantastic. Again, sign me up for that. That's how I hope... That should be a goal for how to live your life. Is that at the end of it, that's what they do. Right? Like, that... Again, I got some good notes for Christine if Cy goes first.
Well, you won't talk about... And if not... then that means we in charge anyway, old man. We going to have fun. You hear me? We about to have some fun. Give me the set list.
No, we're going to have a good time. Let's have a party because guess what? I'm home. You may want to give us a song list in case you don't want us to edit it or pick it our own. If you want, if you got some, if you will probably hit it as well with my soul for you. Cause I've heard you saying that one for. I've heard you get loud on that one when they get that boom.
Oh, yeah, that was good. I almost went. I got there again yesterday morning. It was rough. Yeah, it was crazy. I sang through the tears. There you go. But, no, it's a goal, man. It's a goal for how to live your life. to be known as uncle or whatever that is. Right. Like whether it's uncle or crazy or side, you know, like whatever that you're known by that and not by your full legal name.
Like that's the, that's the cool part.
Yeah. Heck yeah, man. So again, gives you something to aspire for. Like you're looking at that, like, That's what I want. I want to be like him, man. You want to live a life like that.
And he, uh, he wrote, I mean, that's what they said. One of them weird facts. Like he wrote the note for Willie to call Corey for their first date. He wrote the note and put it on the phone. Corey Howard called, call her back.
yeah uncle joe was part of that uncle joe this town's so small y'all yeah well you know which is i mean it's wild to think about like you just look back at all the lives touched and i mean as much as i've been in super one and seen him around there and then you can't miss him on the front row you can't miss him at church you're gonna see you couldn't you couldn't miss him down there on the front row so um but you know what we missed him yesterday so
Yesterday? Yeah, as well. Oh, there you go. How was that? I ain't going down there.
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They had this weird herpetology show here in town a couple of weeks ago where they had snakes. I should have taken a side.
Snakes, turtles, frogs, all the things. I took the boys there because I'm trying to get in the education part of it.
run well no like we can scream and get it now you don't we can touch these i'm talking about the turtles yeah we can touch these but for now until y'all get older we don't touch these these these are off limits yeah these are off limits until we can identify the snake these are off limits so that's what i was trying to walk around and do but anyway i was there old boy walked up to me say hey man how's your dad been and of course i'm thinking you know in our world right uh
People think Phil Robertson's my dad. And with everything that's happening, I was just like, oh man, you know, he's fine. He's doing, you know, he's getting along just fine. And then he said, well, you're Martin, right? And I was like, well, yeah. He said, well, I ain't seen your daddy since we worked at the paper mill together. I said, oh, well, he's never been better, man.
My dad been gone almost five years now. But I mean, truthfully, he ain't ever been better. He living it up, man. I don't know what he's doing. He welding something up there. He got put on the construction team for adding more rooms every time somebody...
get in if i know him i mean he was a plumber and pipe fitter so he's putting in golden toilets and you know you know i mean he just apart i tell you what he ain't do it i know my dad he ain't sitting around nope he doing something he's working on something he's playing in the grass he's catching the armadillos he's doing whatever yeah i told you he scared me to death yeah uh-huh he's gonna be doing something so you know it's uh
Thinking you was living. Now they say that'll kill you.
No, man, but you get in those kinds of deals and you realize.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. And some of that stuff, there are no words, right? My best friend said. Just showing up. Just being there.
He had gained some weight. Yeah.
And I just started laughing. I was like, yeah, whatever. Hey, man, I got nothing. That's why I didn't say nothing. I walked in the honey hole and said, what y'all need done, man? What can I do?
Oh, yeah. Well, somebody said, I don't remember, was it Mac or was it Tom? Somebody said it there, said grief is the price you pay for love. Man, that's tight. That makes grief okay, right?
Bottles. Yeah, you're still here. Coca-Cola. Well, now you can't drink them out of plastic bottles anymore. Yeah, that's killing you. Yeah, now half our brain's plastic if you watch Instagram. Microscopic plastic. I drink West Monroe water, bottled water, whatever water. Yeah. I don't know what's worse for you, microplastics or Roundup.
That's what I'm saying.
Praise God for that.
Yeah.
He's in charge.
Yeah.
Yeah, the eggs may be a little overdone, but the dessert is going to be popping.
Don't worry about the third course. It will be fine.
yeah i need i need nephew rights to the food before everybody else i still need that key to the kitchen yeah i don't know how i i lost that little tidbit yeah well anyways it's it's it's all good man it's gonna be a i was telling you it's just a long and winding road now like the important part you get through the service you get past it and now will be I'm sure y'all can all speak to this.
I know Gavin lost his dad. Uncle Joe, while he may have been called an uncle, was a father figure to a lot of people. You're going to hit these weird deals where it just comes out of nowhere? And you're like, what in the heck just happened? And it's going to be in the weirdest time, in the weirdest place. And I just look at it as like the good Lord saying, I got you, big dog.
I got you, but most importantly, I got him.
But I say, I'll give you a perfect example. Like after dad passed, it was right there in the middle of hunting season, all the things. And for some reason, one morning, Clay said, I'm just going to pick you up. And I'm like, well, what are you talking? Pick me up. Like, Hey, I always drive. I don't ever want to be a captive audience for anybody.
That's what I'm saying. If you need a driver, I'm your guy. I am totally cool being the captain of the ship. But for some reason, that night before, I was like, yeah, okay, whatever. That's fine. I would have never said that. Most times, I'll meet you there because you're going to be running late, and I don't want to be riding with somebody going 95 miles an hour.
I mean, but I assume we're drinking both of them at some point.
I don't want to be riding with a guy that can afford a speeding ticket. That's just not where I am in life. Like, you know, I like to drive like the guy that can't afford the speeding ticket. So I just, I kind of cruise, you know. But anyway, I'm standing there in my driveway. Shocker. He is late. Right.
And like, I'm just standing there, you know, four o'clock in the morning, whatever. And I did look up for some reason. And there's like seven or eight shooting stars all at one time. It's like. And I'm like. Well, dad, I guess old man's up there welding. Like, you know, but I didn't ever have no like I wasn't supposed to be outside any other day. I'd have been driving.
I would have been, you know, I'd have just been going duck hunting. I'd have never seen those if I wasn't sitting there waiting on Clay to get to my house. And that's one of them moments where I'm like, I'm telling you, man, it just comes out of nowhere, man. But it's so cool because you just, you see them in everything, man. And it's like, it's cool because we get to see them again.
That's the coolest part. And we get to party for eternity. And again, like you said, if we're wrong, Okay. Yeah. Okay. It's the same fate either way.
There you go.
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I don't know.
And I know that he was the first one to say it that made me think about it that way. We were doing the deal somewhere speaking. I'll let Godwin tell you. But he said, think of how cool heaven is. And why'd you say that, Galvin? You know why.
I think it protects it. It's a good way for a bunch of women to sell books on Instagram, huh?
He spoke one into existence, but he's preparing the other. And I had never thought about it in that context until me and Goblin were doing a speech somewhere. And we've done a bunch of them tag team together. And Goblin was going – it was the first time we had done it tag team. And it was the first time – I'm standing there on that stage. I'm supposed to be speaking, and now –
My man 5'7 over here, my little buddy. My little chunky buddy has just blown my mind where I'm like, you're going to have to take the rest of this one because I got nothing. Because you just sent my mind into a place of now trying to imagine something that I know I can't because the book of Revelation says you can't. Like they start describing all the colors and all the things and it's like,
Yet. And it's going to be a little different of a show. One, because our friend Hunter's not here. But we do have Madison straight from the Unashamed podcast. So we've promised her to laugh, which she doesn't get to do much over there. And she said, yeah, I'll stick around with y'all. So there you go. So Madison, enjoy yourself. We hope you laugh.
We better not say nothing. They may buy an ad on us one day. I think so.
Yeah, how'd it get here?
All you got to do is say thank you. It's the one time in life that it's okay to receive without giving. I mean, you think about it, because we're all taught it's better to give than to receive. This one, you just got to receive it.
Yeah, keep trying.
Dust yourself off.
let no water get to it man hey well i don't know let's rip the band-aid let's rip it off it has been an interesting week um yeah um you say it you may say it okay i'll say it because i'm gonna cry here in a second yeah so that's fine but unexpectedly and by the way thanks for being here with us
Tell me if you've heard this one before. During Uncle Joe's service the other day, there was this weird exclamation right there in the middle of it of a man.
Jesus.
Yeah. Old Kurt back there. I said, oh, he couldn't stand it.
He couldn't stand it. We may have to slide Kurt in here. Why not? Sorry.
Because in the words of Kurt Lively, he's going to show up smelling like Old Spice and cat piss. That's why we ain't had him in here yet.
But yeah, right there in the middle of it, Kurt dropped a Jesus. Oh, I started laughing. I said, there it is. And everybody in the room was Kurt Lively, man. I needed that. We stood in line with him, too.
Hey, I like times when I get to get in there and Brittany asked me, she said, do you know all these people too? I said, apparently we knew a lot of the same folks.
Yeah, I knew. I shook a lot of hands in that line. It was also wrapped around the building, by the way. If that tells you about the man too, the line was legit wrapped around the building. I kept walking. I was like, well, I'm going to get to the end of it here at some point. Eventually, you just kind of slid in somewhere, and that's where you ended up.
Oh, I know that.
Yeah. Well, to say goodbye to him, but to also let the family know they love him, which is a really cool thing, man. It's in the worst of times you find out what people are made of, right? And that's where you build the community. Nobody, when everything's going great, You rarely talk to anybody for the most part, right?
I know what it's going to be. It's going to be 1 Peter. Oh, you're not going to share the one he shared. 1 Thessalonians? Actually, you just one-upped it. I was going to try and get to... So while he's looking it up, let me. Shoot, Martin. Well, I didn't mean to do this to you, but I figured I knew what it was going to be. So here's the kind of guy.
I'll let John D. look at this because I know that just reading is going to be hard enough. Ah, shoot, Martin. Let me explain.
He shared a verse every morning. On Facebook. So for people that say Facebook's a devil, it ain't a devil, whatever. You use stuff for what it's there for. But he shared a verse every morning and a couple of hours before he was called home.
johnny d um johnny d lost one of his uncles this week at the ripe young age of 61 and i've noticed i've come to find out when your number of your age starts with a four all of a sudden those that start with a six don't seem that far away um you know used to you'd hear 60 in my mind like and you're like man well they had a pretty good life but now now i'm i'm not that far away so i'm like no that's pretty young man like that's what where are you at
That's tight. That's tight, man. If that's the last thing you put out in public. That's tight, man.
You might even say he might have knew he was on his way home. You never know. I mean, we don't know. That's for sure. But I'll say this. Whether he knew he was on his way home or not, he knew when that day came where he was going. That's right.
which is awesome uncle joe the whole owen family we love you guys uh for any of you look that i know this happens every day right you may be dealing with this this same thing in your family or you know somebody or whatever reach out to you crew man like let people be there for you they want to be there for you just just know that you're not an inconvenience to them
And man, if you haven't had the chance to seek out Jesus and look him up, there ain't no better time than right now.
Amen, buddy. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.
62. 62. You're older than Uncle Joe. Yeah, you're older than Uncle Joe. But I will say, and we can talk about whatever we want to talk about. We'll break it down.
Yeah, go. His service, his service Friday, his memorial service was hands down a goal of mine now was to have a service like Uncle Joe had. A bunch of people there, not only a bunch of people, but a bunch of positive people, and they celebrated this man. Like, were there tears? Absolutely.
But it was a celebration of life, man, which is really cool to know that you could get that many people together in one place on a Friday afternoon and why there's sadness and grief and all the things all around. We all got together and we celebrated a man.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got some good ideas for yours off of Uncle Joe. You'd love it. I think you want the same thing.
Yeah. And that's what they, I think they did a great job of man.
Yeah. Friday. Yeah.
I ought to have said something to you. I know. Hey, you were the only thing missing there from having a full Duckmen 1 reunion. Yeah, Uncle Mac showed up to town. Mac was there. Mac, which, by the way, we all know Mac's incredible. Mac Owen is just the gem of a human, period. But to do the service of your younger brother and do it that well, unbelievable.
Hopefully you're not as tough of a crowd as John David's wife. Who laughed this week. She did laugh. We can confirm. It took a roller coaster of emotions to get her to laugh. She does laugh. We can confirm that Allison Owen now thinks comedy is funny.
I couldn't have done it. I don't have a younger brother, but I couldn't even do what he did for my older brother.
Well, Mac probably embarrassed a couple of his, but that's okay because he is family. He told some funny stories about... about how they all used to get along and all the things. Or not get along. Or not get along, and how Joe was the quiet one. Yeah, Joe was the quiet one.
Free.
That's right.
So I sat right beside her at John Crist, our friend, our close personal friend, as we call him.
Yeah.
That's what we tell our wives anyway. Been on his bus. Yeah, we really are official now. We've been on the bus. We text.
Yeah.
Well, that's because y'all, y'all don't, for some reason, y'all got a decimal point on a cash register and everything y'all got there is $4.99. But if you push that decimal point, it shuts the whole dadgum register down.
yeah there you go bonafide friends now so we did go see him and if i do recommend not because he's our friend if you get the opportunity to go see i haven't been i've never been to a stand-up show i i guess i've seen stand-up but it's never been like hey we're gonna go watch three different dudes talk for two hours and try and make us laugh i've never done that yeah and they all three succeeded well i've never been to a stand-up show outside the comfort of my home
it does it's not and then then it starts yelling at you and then big dave's over there looking at me while he's putting on line on a reel and i'm like i need some help he said hit clear i was like i don't where is clear like i got a picture that they've used the clear button so much that that clear ain't on there no more yeah don't run at all he's like right there in the middle it's just a button but yeah that and that's and that's the kind of stuff that's like
Oh, yeah, I worked part-time at the honey hole last week for two days, man.
Yeah, by baking cookies and pies.
And he did it at a grocery.
Which, by the way, on that note. kudos to the fine folks at brookshire grocery company because let me tell you something this is how much this man meant this is a corporate world right yeah oh yeah bottom line he worked at a place in west monroe louisiana this store is based out of texas which ain't that far away but they knew joe owen and the owners
of Brookshire's Grocery Company, Brad Brookshire, I talked to him in the memorial line. We sat there, and I talked, because Godwin introduced me to him way back when, and I was kind of thinking to myself, man, it'd be cool if Brad and them showed up, but you never know, man. They got, how many stores they got? Too many. 602 was the one man Uncle Joe worked as. I don't know how that works, but.
They got a lot of them. And, you know, you just think, well, in life and in business and in things getting away, schedules don't work. But them folks jumped on a plane from Tyler, Texas, and flew over here to pay their respects to an employee. Let's just call it what it is. He was an employee for Brookshire. He was store director, which is a big deal in all of that.
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Now, the difference was, is on our RV, it had all of our faces on it. But it was so hard to find a campground with availability like you did. You never knew. You just drove until you saw a sign from one and then me or Goblin would pull over and hopefully we could hook up there, dump water, all the things for the night and do it. But let me tell you, this 2025, there's a better way.
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What's less stressful? Nursing?
You don't do it. Or you don't get it.
And you never get a pat on the back for what you do.
Well, that's because you're feeling with the public. Well, no, no, because, hey, you never can please them.
I had no idea. That's a lot of chemistry. Most doctors, like Curly said when he first was working, they never had no time off.
Well, my brother and them, they're always on call.
That bound to have been rough getting employees that are dog handlers.
Well, no, no, that's what I'm saying.
I'm like, God. Hey, I've been around Phil and Jason and Bill, you know, with dogs. And all three of them, none of them are dog handlers. Bill thinks he's one, but he ain't.
See, that's one thing you can't train them on. They've either got it or they don't.
Yeah, the fire. Yeah.
You know, they've just over at miserable. Come on. Come on. I want to go. I want to go.
Oh, no.
I'd go to sleep. Next thing I'd hear, water.
Blue had the worst manners of any dog. I know.
Yo, but, hey, I will give you one thing, though. He was the best retriever you've ever had.
I mean, just, hey, and he had the fire.
Oh, no.
Well, if you started blowing a duck call, it's, There's Nate. Oh, yeah. Just saying. Hey, and you couldn't stop him. He was excited. Hey. Wide open. If you trained him to shoot, he would kill him and then go get him. He was like Phil.
He's got to kill him.
And I'm talking about literally it rotted just a hunk of it out.
This thing's head was bigger than my fist.
That's funny about some dogs, it don't affect them.
We had a Wiedemeyer, a big old female. Well, we had two. We had a little cur dog we called Bullet. He faces, you know, all right, Bullet. Hey, look. We moved into the house. We moved into the house. The lady next door had 38 cats. Okay.
No, no. Blue or blue. Was that lady's name Jephthah? Bullet and Mamie was the greatest cat killer team ever assembled. Oh, God. So, hey, look, I'll put it this way. When we left, there was two cats, and they lived in the top of a walnut tree. And when I say the top, I'm talking about on the furthest limb, north sky, okay? And they spent the whole time doing this. And they were what kind of dogs?
One of them was a car, and then the weeder buyer, maybe it was a weeder buyer. Hey, you know how fast a cat is. Okay, because look, you can hold one, take it and turn it upside down and hold it that far from whatever you're going to drop it on. And it's going to flip over and land on his feet. So hey, they're quick as a snake.
I'm talking about, hey, Mamie would grab them and break their back and she never had a scratch. And hey, Bullet would come home and be just clawed up. I'm talking about... But that cat, that dog never got scratched, not one time.
Oh, I'm surprised that they hadn't got two mules and a wagon. I'm serious. I'm surprised that they hadn't. Because, hey, they're pioneers, okay? They got chickens. And there's two big old golden doodles just staring at you when you walk by. Yeah.
Because I got a lot of ideas in my mind.
You have never seen a Wiedermeier or a Wommeringer?
It's like a weenie dog. Phil's always said I've mispronounced it. And I said, well, hey, look, it's called two things. Wommeringer, which that's pronounced wrong. Annie Wiedemeyer. They say that's wrong. Worcestershire. But I just know this. We had one that was, she was silver.
You're talking about a pretty dog.
Silver. I mean, beautiful.
Oh, no.
I don't know what happened. What kind of dog was Cujo? But somebody trained this dog or either abused this dog. No, no, my brother Phil had to tackle that dog in midair because a kid walked across our yard.
He was taking a shortcut. And hey, he was fixed to get that boy.
So somebody abused this dog or someone because she was as sweet as she could be. But hey, nope.
No, no.
That's right. For me, so. That's honest. I don't know. My mother told me this. We was at the house, and somebody showed up, one of daddy's workmen. And as soon as the guy walked in, that sweet dog I'm talking about just started. And mama told me, she said, hey, if a dog don't like a person, That's learning you, hey, you don't trust that person. Hey, that's true. Expert opinion?
No, no, I'm serious.
If a dog growls at somebody, hey.
All I know is dogs have a sixth sense, call it. If they don't like someone... It's a reason.
It's a reason. There's always a reason if it's the PTSD. It's like Jimmy Redd, okay? The reason they growled at Jimmy Redd is because Jimmy Redd's kids, we went by there one day and they was whooping one with a stick.
Well, looks are deceiving.
Yeah, yeah. Just being mean. Well, they get what they deserve. If it had been in the old days, oh, I'd have taken my belt off and took the stick away and just poured that out. Yeah. Yeah.
Because when you drive by it, you don't think much is there. Yeah, just a little white house. Yeah, just a little house.
Well, no. You go in, and then you say, oh, good grief.
There's 50 dogs up in there. Yeah, what in the world?
Bill trained him. He thought it was funny. He done it. He said, watch this. He'd get you out of the arm and tell me, come here, watch this, y'all. He'd do it.
I don't know what that thing was. He was fast enough. If a squirrel got on the ground, he'd catch him and kill him before he got to the tree.
She'll do it.
Hey, he'd kill snakes. He was so quick, he could grab one by the tail and shake it a couple times, throw it down. And he finally, he'd be striking him all the time. Hey, he'd get where he couldn't strike. He'd just, he'd literally. Well, you'd be tired too.
It's got to be tough to live down in the mountain.
Thin hair.
The most impressed I've ever been with dogs was in Germany. Of course it was. The hot dogs? Hurley's not even here to defend himself. Hunting dogs, every dog there is, okay? You go in a restaurant, you sit down, and people are bringing steaks by you. And this dog is sitting there, and you know the smell. They got sensitive smell.
Yeah. That'd be so tight. Like a cartoon dog.
I can't remember the name. Got a study? Porn-a-deer dog. Real porn-a-deer. Black. Doberman?
Cane Corso? Cane Corsos are... They're mean.
But they're used for guard dogs, so I understand.
There's two guard dogs.
They're nipping those. They're good dogs for what they do. Absolutely. Yeah, for what they were bred to do. They got a little mean streak to them.
I got a question to ask him about that. Yeah, get rid of them things.
Chihuahuas, what is it about little dogs that they are mean?
I met good cops. Well, I just know that I dated a girl. Thank you for your service. Yeah, one of them little chihuahuas. And that dog hated me.
You had to be immediate family. He's got a lion syndrome. A what? A weenie dog does.
When it comes to his pride, and I mean his family, no, ain't nobody coming in there.
Merlin.
That's why they built like that. That's what got Merlin. He went in a hole.
Well, I mean, I'm serious. The well-behaved dog is a understatement in Germany.
You don't know who's in charge here. Yeah, exactly. And they're so small, it's hard to catch them.
Oh, yeah.
The only thing you're missing when you drink Georgia's peach tea there, you have to let it dribble out of the side of your mouth so you get the full effect.
Their manners are just unreal, but they're used to it.
And that goes back in your pocket.
Them are tough.
Kids are bouncing. If you ask Jason about Mia. Yeah. Mia taught him more than he could have learned from 100 other people. Yep.
Usually high school. That's something that's in the news right now. Generally prom. It's fixed to give women $5,000 to have babies.
I want my 15. No, no.
Look, if you become a mom, I'll give you five grand. For real? You got to be married. Where is this? It's the news.
Yeah. Oh, it's on the news. Trump's saying, okay.
As the man who saw Fox News in the corner of his eye this morning. The AFK is making us all healthy. Yeah. And when they were looking at everything. RFK. Baby, you know, there ain't no baby booming anymore. Used to, you know, they'd go wild.
Well, it's just now.
I can't wait for Curly to join. He's just going to stare at us and not move. And I think Curly will back me up on this. You know, some people should not have dogs. Okay, because they're not dog handlers. Because, hey, to put up with an animal, okay, and then to try to train him where he will be obedient. That's a mouthful.
Here we go.
Wrong show. The young people are saying, why is it nobody wants to get married? We don't want to.
Are you looking up having babies? I was reading about this. Up the money there, Trump. Everybody actually called him and said, hey, $5,000 ain't enough. That ain't enough.
The old man sat around the table drinking coffee. I'm serious. What you just said, that's what's wrong with America. That don't happen anymore.
And then listening to what all them old men was talking about, back in 92, we were using this for it.
That's a treasure trove of knowledge. Well, and that's why your elders.
What are you talking about?
He gets in there. Oh yeah.
uh we try some you're scoring yeah and so we got the lecture we got a whooping about that papaw that's hilarious he goes what's wrong hey that better in size i made his smoke a whole pack when he caught him smoking but they had one lit one each y'all couldn't put it in the trash tray when i walked in i said oh no no get your Oh, no, no. We're going to sit here. You're going to enjoy this.
Hey, you want to smoke? Hey, sit there and smoke the whole thing. I said, oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not you. No. You take a big breath.
You inhale it.
You ain't know what. What was the president said? Clinton. He didn't do it.
Yeah. I said, oh, you ain't going to be like the president. You're going to inhale.
Hey, look here. Both of my kids told me when they got grown and married and got away from it.
Yeah. Thank you for the way you, it seemed unorthodox at the time.
Well, no, no, because that's why I tell you when you're a kid. Yeah. Oh, I've done stuff with my kids. Make them smoke. If people seen it, they would be calling the cops on me.
And, hey, all I would tell you.
And all I would say is, hey, look, are these your kids?
Well, then get your nose out of my business.
Hey, look. Dogs learn it, too. I had a problem with that. Dogs learn it quicker. Wanted to play with dad's guns.
So, look, me and my wife had just come in from groceries. Okay, and I run about an $18 roast because, hey, I just do it in the yard. And I said, you two have been fooling with my guns. Let me show you why Dad gets so mad and you get your butt whooped. When you do.
I blew that roast just bloody crap everywhere. And I said, this thing is made for one thing. To do just what you see it done.
You don't play with this. It's a no-no.
He said, hey, I done got comfortable now, boys. This is unbelievable. We're going to be here. We're going to be here. So, hey, let me go ahead and lay back, get chilled out here.
And with animals, the love is unconditional.
Yeah, scratched my belly.
That ain't one of my commands.
Oh, no, hey.
We're on a mission.
Hey, we're on a mission.
I'm ready to lay down. Join us, Curly.
Yeah, Jace did that one time over in Texas. Jace, it was Jace. Then when he walked up on him, that crane done got up and he hissed at him.
Duck. Okay, first question. Oh, boy. First question. We're back. I'm ready to go. We're back, baby. First question. How many dogs do you run through your spa? Daily?
Yeah, because I keep seeing every morning when I come in, when I'm up here, I see just, you know,
Okay. I worked as a nurse.
Well, you're actually an emergency room. Yeah. Yeah. I'm certified, dog. Okay. He's certified. No, no, no. My whole family. My mom was a nurse. My sister was a nurse. Okay. And I've got a lot of kinfolks that are nurses.
Oh, no. Yeah.
Oh, really?
So you can poke somebody that you don't want to be poked? I hope you're gentler than most people.
What would you tell a young lady or a young man about, you know, going and getting a nursing degree?
Get out. Well, no, no.
Well, anytime you have something that you're dealing with the public. Oh, yeah. It's going to suck. Just putting him out. And politics. Oh, no. No, no, no. Because, see, that's why I retired. I bring my military career. That's why I retired at age seven. Okay, because really, and it was good for me, and it was also good for the people that would be under me. Right. Because I'm not political.
That's right. Okay, what's in this mind is fixing to come out of this mouth. No. Okay, and hey, and you can't do that. That's why I spent 24 years living hell, okay, with my job. Because, hey, I always opened my mouth and it always got me in trouble.
Si, have you ever been to a Hooters establishment here in the United States of America?
That's not irrationally angry. That is certified anger. You can't get it out.
Probably. I would not doubt it. I would not doubt it. Those were some bigger rivets.
Ten years. It was right behind Hooters is the funny part. I was just past them. But I was like, I don't fit in here, gang. Like, I can't do this.
If you think you want to work in retail, you got to go work at a grocery store first. Because nobody wants to buy their groceries and they're mad. And then you go somewhere where they want to buy stuff like guns and fishing stuff and it's way easier.
Where'd you work at retail?
Was it like delightfully tacky?
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Never pulled in. My grandmother went to Hooters once.
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Yes, my very Church of Christ grandmother and three other old ladies were on a church trip, and they were like, that looks like a nice restaurant. Serves wings.
No. You're the only person that can say that. Allison ended up here because of Red Lobster. You know what I'm saying?
Allison was at Red Lobster at the same time.
I hate those things. We ate them every night. She'd bring home like six of them every night.
And they're going to go, can I watch it? Well, just not one episode. Yeah. Where I had a giant hickey on my neck. How was North Carolina?
A win for the pizza people. Yeah. I don't go to no chain. Well, I wanted to try it.
Yeah. Well, you're supposed to start with the pizza, Hunter. Yeah. I'm not giving you any advice. You start with pizza.
And there's somebody listening to this that is... Right now, driving to a job. That they hate. That they hate. There's a way out. And they're sitting there going, I'm going to this. I hate it. The boss is a jerk. It might even be, probably in your case, you would say that that job was a little demeaning. Yeah. No, probably more than a little.
They have not been back.
I was about to say, did they stay? I don't know the full story.
I'm like, no, I'm not going to. Go ahead. But there's somebody that's headed to a job they hate. Yeah. And, I mean, your story is one of, hey, you might have to go change oil instead of do that job. And it's coming, that opportunity. And then how do you like it now? Yeah, but that was an upgrade.
Okay.
Oh, no. And now look at you. You're one of them women at church with a big white SUV and the twins. Yeah.
If you need braces, I can also help you out with that. Change your tires, get you a new beer, and change your braces all in one.
She's 92, so she's probably got some stories.
They should put that on a t-shirt. Yeah, don't get stuck in your hooters. That'll preach, Martin. That will preach.
And it might not even be your dream. Like, you don't know. I don't want to speak for Brittany, but I don't think Brittany's dream in life was to be a mom of twin boys living in West Monroe, Louisiana, being an orthodontist assistant.
Y'all's anniversary's in May, huh?
Yeah, we went all together Saturday night.
He realized he was bald. Carter's going through his head going, he's always had hair. No, he's just always had a hat on.
And my shoes took a salsa bath. I got them clean, if y'all were wondering. By the next service.
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time out we do have to bring something up so oh what about these these two i'm around the table that well no so after church on saturday we went to saturday night service together i was like hey we're going to hobby peas if y'all want to join martin was less than enthused about going with five kids to a mexican restaurant i had to convince him makes sense and britney goes you never let me do anything fun martin justin she calls him justin i
Yeah, she said, we never do anything. Then we all did go eat Mexican food. Yeah.
I saw them. They told everybody in the restaurant hello and threw something at each one of them.
See, you always talk about how fast I eat. Now you know what it is. It's just I got kids. I'm about to see how fast I can shove this down my throat.
It's all defense.
Yeah, I get it. We kind of lucked out, though. When our kids, the boys, were that stage – The world shut down for reasons you don't want to say on YouTube.
They'll flag you and they'll be like, oh, this is CDC. Anyway, so we never went to restaurants. Then we took them at like... The next year, like 2021, and it was like, nope, I'm never going anywhere again.
They're not slinging spaghetti on the walls.
Other people's aren't. That's the truest statement. Everybody thinks their own kids are cute. I'm just telling you, there's somebody out there that thinks your kid's ugly. If you're listening to this, your kids might be ugly. My kid might be ugly. I don't know.
they do that i don't know how when do they start eating they don't yeah i don't i i legitimately don't think my middle child bins consumes more than a roll and maybe a fruit gummy a day allison and i talk about that she really makes me feel better about the situation how are you still alive well what's weird is they will go five days where it feels like they don't eat 500 calories
But before you can be a grandpa, you might have to have another one.
I'm going to let these two talk just as John David's signing off.
There's somebody who worked there. I'm pretty sure there's like a Netflix special on how unhealthy a work environment it was.
you know it's like well that ain't a girl hold on um quick question for y'all though what the first time y'all were only having one right yeah the first ultrasound was just one baby one baby two babies boy girl two penises every time we went into the i told him quit saying anything yeah a guy came up to me that we all know i'm not gonna announce their baby for him so we're gonna leave names out of it yeah and he said on easter he's like hey man gonna be a dad i was like
man congrats you've been to the doctor and everything he's like yeah had our first one i said well martin had his first one and there was only one because he literally said it's only one though and i was like that's a weird thing to say and so then don't count them chickens but wait till the second i said there might be two he's like no there's only one i said that's how it was for martin and he goes
And then he went to tell Allison, and he goes, but we're not sure if it's one or two of you. She told me that story.
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I witnessed a fight this morning.
It's 6.15 in the morning.
No, he's faster than he looks.
In my house, you'll look up and Carter's running from Lottie. Like, she'll be chasing him or something. And he's like, yeah, make her stop. I said. You're twice her size, man.
I said, you can end this right now. But he's just not a violent kid. He's like, I ain't fighting nobody.
Just one more. Whenever you went to that doctor, did he explain to you? Did you go to the guy that looks like Santa Claus?
Okay.
He explained to me that there is a pretty easy process.
No, no, no, you don't reconnect it at this point.
Yes. And then, yeah. And then I slam.
That's aggressive. It's not near as fun as the original way they intended.
You poor thing. We did have someone ask what her midlife crisis is going to be, and I hope it's a little girl now, because that would just make me die.
I would say a year or two older than Carter.
That microwave's been in danger before. Back whenever I first started, Stone's oldest, Carly, at about eight or nine, walked into the store, looked at me and goes, there's a fire. Walked out and I said, what? And I ran in and there was just a fire coming out of the microwave because she put a mustard packet in it and it started.
I ain't doing no dogs. I'd have another kid before I had another dog.
It is. Don't say that. That took a dark turn.
Oh, yeah.
If we go down the dog route, I might cry, but I've- I'll definitely cry. We're not going down the dog route. We talked about it recently, and I have made my peace. I'm good on dogs. I'm good on dogs like Martin's good on kids.
I don't know if you were the hottest waitress at Hooters, but you were definitely the hottest girl to ever work.
I just don't. They smell, though. I have reached the self-sufficient stage where if I want to leave town, I ain't got to worry about no dog.
Our house used to be infested with centipedes.
Si, do you know where Brittany worked in college? Was it in college? Yes. Do you know where Brittany worked in college? No, I don't. Are you excited to find out? Yeah.
Was he house trained?
In your home?
All right, you're on your own.
If you want an animal, the Monroe Zoo is available, and those are basically house cats anyway.
That was a great episode, and I think Si nailed it on the Bible verse. We're going to call it our Hooters verse. Jeremiah 29, 11. For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Don't get stuck in your Hooters. Is that the tagline?
I think they're switching to hoots. Hoots. There you go.
I'm serious. Yeah. I'm going to Wingstop.
It's kind of like the outfit at your previous job was made for women.
I want to know how many people have gone from Hooters to Valvoline just in America.
Alveline woman's jumpsuit.
My name was on my apron. I burned that.
Did you have a name jacket, Hooters? Yes, I did.
Did you have to be very careful when putting the pin? It doesn't seem like a lot of extra material.
And this podcast.
You got a different name across your chest today. Her shirt today says Yeshua. The king is coming, people.
But one in particular saw you and said, you're a fit.
I would never get tired of that.
I eat Mexican every day for the rest of my life.
There's only one.
I'm at least going to watch Big Daddy with them and be like, y'all want to know something about your mom?
Martin.
We had ants and it was a problem.
Even worse. Oh no.
In my kitchen.
All around the sink. Oh. And I was like, this stinks. But you know what?
Our friends over at Pesty had me locked and loaded. I zipped that thing on, poured it in there and said, I wish I had it. Put my gloves on, walked around. You know what we haven't had ever since?
Or in my pantry, or in my pants, or in my kitchen.
Everything you just said, I just like being in my home.
They don't even mention... It's kind of fun.
y'all for real that grilled cheese and curly flies strength they have great food i've only been to hooters once and it was because we were a state away from my parents so i felt safe and i had cash so they couldn't see the debit card wow and my friend luke was like hey give me some cash man i was like no
It's the best part of the story to me. We were talking before and she was telling us some stuff that was, we're not going to stay on this podcast, but the Netflix documentary is not lying. It's not lying. And, you know, pretty toxic place. And then Brittany said, you know what? Screw this. I'm going to go change oil. And as a man who goes to get his oil changed, there's not many of you in there.
No.
You don't have near big enough mustache to work where I go.
buddy when i started at tp outdoors my first one i worked in the warehouse and i learned y'all that don't know that's 50 pound bags that quit that quit creed 80 well okay we only sold 80 i was about to complain about pumpkins and watermelons but that's not quite as heavy but that's that i never forget that first october i worked in a grocery store and all them pumpkins showed up i said what am i supposed to do with those and rick cody looked at me and said move them and i was like
Sage is my youngest daughter. Y'all listen, I have three daughters. One of them's 19, 17, and then the 10-year-old come along. The wife said, I want one more. After a big gap, you know, I done got up there pretty long in the tooth. So I argued against it for a little bit, but now that she's here, I'm kind of glad it happened. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
That's right. She's, she's my new hunting partner and she trains. She's just sitting with me, but, uh, yeah, I tried to, I tried to weed some of that Robertson out of her. It didn't happen.
She got, she got a lot of Robertson there. That blood, that blood is thick.
She's ready. She's about four years in. She's pretty solid for a 10-year-old.
Well, tell Uncle Si what happened when your older sister brought her boyfriend over, who is Now her husband, Joey, who is, by the way, Jersey Joe's son. Yeah. Great kid. Love him to death. But tell Uncle Si.
Tell Uncle Si exactly what happened that day.
You can stay sitting down, Johnny D. I can stay sitting down? Yeah. Okay. Just kind of turn to the side. Now, look, Sage.
Five seconds. Tap out is... When you start feeling the blood leaving your head.
I know.
Oh, my goodness. You better get that head where it goes. Oh, there we go.
Crawl that hand up a little high. Get your head good and tight.
That'll be easier. Tell Johnny D what your routine is. Tell him what you have to do to be able to look at your device.
The plank is the best exercise in the world.
But when she finishes that, then she's allowed to look at her device and play her games with her friends.
Oh, her chokes are tight. I mean, that was... Yeah.
Yeah, but that's really not a true story. Sage is like, I didn't say that. But that's what Uncle Si is good at.
Uncle Si is a good hype man.
You know who else was good at that? It was your pap. Hey, well, why not have some?
You just did all that, if I remember that right? She got a gray belt about seven, eight months ago.
Oh, a year ago. Okay. She remembered. She said, March 8th.
Yeah, well, a gray belt is probably the equivalent of an adult blue belt. She's pretty proficient for a 10-year-old.
This is the first I'm hearing about this. That's a proud dad moment. Ain't no boys messing with girls.
Oh, did you hit an arm drag on him? How did you take him down? Arm drag?
Oh, an arm drag and a valley drop.
An hour.
yeah oh she's gonna be looking behind you boys if she keeps on this path she'll be a unicorn when she's 20 years old uh there's i think two female black belts in the state of louisiana that i know of very rare it's a it's an extremely difficult thing for a woman to do extremely so is she in fourth grade or third grade Oh, she's in fifth grade.
Okay. She's 10.
But Johnny D, get them kids up to the school.
No. It'll be one of the best things you ever did.
They learned how to stay calm under pressure and think their way through problems instead of reacting.
The next one.
I love it. We do teach them to avoid conflict. If the conflict comes to you.
I'm just glad she didn't follow up on what happens after you take them down. Then I'd probably be in the principal's office right now.
And jiu-jitsu is a lot like golf. You'll never be as good as you want to be.
There's no end to it.
There's a counter to every counter to every counter.
Martial arts.
There you go.
Yeah, that was a good tournament.
It was quite a few.
The grappler.
Always Gracie.
hey that's just walker texas ranger in a hole you know chuck norris is a black belt in jiu-jitsu yeah if chuck norris been there no hold up now he'd make a bottle of water good for him man and it's really good water yeah norris make bottle oh yeah i didn't tell you that story oh i know that yeah yeah i said to brooksers al al met him somewhere an event and all he said he wanted to meet chuck norris and take a picture you know but
All Chuck Norris wanted to talk about was this water he found underneath his ranch.
That's right. And the story goes they found that aquifer right underneath his dojo when he was all the sweat coming off Chuck Norris.
Steeped in the ground and got in this water.
That's right. So you drink his water. I mean, you take 10 years off however old you are.
Oh, it's really good. Every time I see it, I buy it.
Chuck Norris. Oh, his face is on it.
It's at Brookshire's.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I highly recommend it. It tastes like that Fiji water. Yeah.
They had the best explosions of any TV show ever.
50. Half a hundred.
I went through that same crisis you did.
Well, I appreciate that.
Oh, does it go fast.
When you sleep 18 hours a day, it goes by real fast.
Yeah, well, the older you get, like so when you're young, you want to kill as many as you can kill and all that, keep up with the numbers or whatever. But the older you get, you realize, wait a minute, I don't have much time left on this earth. I better start making some memories that will stick with me for the rest of my life.
So it turns, it goes from how many can I kill to all about the memory you're making, who you're with.
Every time I put a piece of taxidermy on the wall, I put a picture next to it. And that picture captures that memory that happened that day. And every time I go in my house or the duck call room or whatever, I'll look around and a big smile comes to my face.
Christine went to see Minecraft.
I don't understand.
I don't understand these people at all. Why would you go even watch a movie that's about a kid's video game?
Doesn't matter. What do you want to eat? What do you want? Yeah.
Oh, I've had that. Here, I got some crock pot wisdom for you. Buy that Mississippi roast recipe.
Okay, yeah. And you just put different kinds of meat with those same ingredients. Yeah, man. That stuff's actually good. Chuck roast, the best. Yep. You can take those frozen meatballs or make your own meatballs. Delicious.
It just disintegrated pretty much.
Turned into mush. Chewy.
Ain't okay. He'd been over there building duck calls and, and, uh, What we watch on TV is pretty comical what that boy watches. He's 19. What, 19? Mm-hmm.
And he loves them spaghetti westerns. I do, too. Old-time, Lee Van Cleave.
And you know what they eat every time they're eating something?
They're eating beans. Yeah. That's it. Beans and rice.
Yeah.
No, when they all get to party. Well, yeah. Uh, old slam picker. I say you boy had enough. Yeah.
That was a good, that was a big one. You couldn't, you couldn't do that these days. You'd have to, they'd be spitting them Zans out.
Yeah. Oh, unbelievable. To Zen. Oh, Burley. What are you doing there? He chewed up a cigar.
That is a true story. I saw it. He was legit. He won that. This is when computers first came out. Yeah, he was on Yahoo Spades. Yahoo Spades or whatever. He got up, and there was a million people doing that. And Jace Robertson was number one in the world.
Well, y'all got a name for that. Don't you? What'd you call that?
Yeah.
Well, he respects his elders.
And I'm a guy who's lived off of tips myself.
Guide and duck hunt. Like as a duck guide, the tip money is actually where you got paid. Your day rate was nothing. Like if you didn't own the outfit or place, like, you know, it's a difference in owning the shop or working at the shop kind of deal. Like, so if you didn't, you know, but what it did was forced you as a guide to put your best foot forward.
Like you were inspired every day to wake up and have positive attitude because you knew That ultimately that is what was going to determine your tip. People understand ducks are ducks and wild things are wild things. So that didn't really matter.
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Oh yeah. For all the stuff you don't see. Yeah. But that, that, and that's what I wonder, would you, if you did everybody, uh, To a wage, wouldn't the service be so expensive people would just be called out of it? I mean, is that kind of the thought process to some of it?
She had a good night that night. On his couch.
card yeah i wonder his card that is that is funny though i wonder why it changed from before to after i wonder if that was all the servers getting there saying you know i think we can make more if we wait till the end because if we do a good job like they'll pay more where if it's just a standard 20 up front like we're all just gonna make 20 bucks for every table yeah
Oh, two biscuits. See?
and like the end is 20 not mean something then this four yeah okay that is interesting yeah that's that's very cool now it's kind of like when you slide that politician no i'm kidding whoa that's never happened that has never happened i think they call that grease in the wheels in that industry but all right all right the wheel that squeaks it gets grease
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Yeah. Well, they had that big celebration on his 40th. Is that right? That was the 50th. 50th. That was only four years ago. It goes by quick. I was thinking about the one where they did the party and I bought her a new ring and all the thing. I still can't believe that. Yeah, you got God on that one, son. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got God on that one.
Oh, yeah, if I can tell they're having a bad day, absolutely. If it's from just a lack of attentiveness and they hate being there, no, you're getting the minimum out of me.
Yeah, and that's obvious.
Yeah, you're putting a little compassion out there in the world, which is a good thing. Which is a needed thing. Yeah. Very much so. But I also, you know, it's funny, I tip mostly like at a food place. off of not having to ask for something to drink.
I drink a lot of water. Hunter can make a tip right now. If he got up and went and filled this up, but he stays so sick. I'm not sure I want him over there.
Yeah, rattle it.
She shakes her cup and you fill it up? Yeah. What's going to happen if you boys shake your glass around your wives? That thing's going to end up upside my head, I'm sure. Either that or she's going to say, you should probably get up and go get you something.
That's good. I will say, now that, you know, going back and thinking on it, back in my rougher days when you would go out to the establishments at night for a drink. Yep. When you'd walk up, if it were crowded, and if you walked up and you had that cash in your hand, you got service a lot.
Of course, but you had to get the pre, then you got the worst. You got the pre-tip and the post-tip. But you're like, if you was thirsty, you'd get up there. Money gonna make something happen. Yeah, cash money makes the world go round in a lot of ways.
Hey, we'll tell you a better trick than that. You just, when you fill out your credit card application, put doctor on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's a painter.
He's just a painter. I guess he's a painter who drinks.
What's funny, though, is on all those applications, if you go back, I had to look after... They don't require any certificate. Like, you just check Mr., Mrs., doctor, lawyer. I mean, whatever you want to check, you can put it there.
Yeah. You're a fishologist. Yeah, there you go. There you go.
I know, but I figured fishologist would be a lot easier for you to remember than ichthyologist. Well, that was rude. No, it's just, I mean, ichthyology, an ichthy don't come up in much vocabulary. No.
bassologist anyways yeah it's interesting i'm glad we've had this we have we we have now now we know about i didn't know that tip okay they used to pay it forward yeah yeah and if we were using the english well no i guess insurer we're not speaking english well i'm trying to think should it be tip or tip which form of insurer would you yeah you know yeah that's the same thing it's an eye though yeah it's an eye there yeah yeah that's interesting
Well, because you're trying to, I guess either way, you're insuring it or insuring it. So you could really spell it however you wanted to.
Well, it is. I mean, but that's to ensure that they stay here longer. I just got it. I just got that all clicked. Just then. But you do have an extremely interesting occupation, Russell. What's the wildest thing you've heard in a barber chair?
He's a barber to the West Monroe Stars.
Yeah.
You are.
Hey, you want him for an apprentice for a day? Yeah, come on. I'm serious.
Allegedly.
This is what you do.
I wonder if there's been a study on that. Which sex is better, tippers, males or females?
But that's because you could screw that up and have to redo it, huh? I mean, I would put a price on that if something, and not saying you, but if something could go terribly wrong. It could go terribly wrong.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, but I don't think that he's in the multicolor universe. You know what? I think we're more in hide and graze and doing hide and graze and adding some little highlights, if you will, for Russell's clientele.
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I mean, people are like really let their guard down to a barber, right?
But anyway. Yeah, we just tried to get some of that sugar and caffeine out you big dog. Like it ain't no. Liberals drink water.
That's exactly right. Yeah. Conservative propaganda. Oh, man. That's interesting. Yeah, I can't imagine the stuff that people.
That's brilliant. How long does she work there?
It ain't good for you, but, man, they shouldn't taste good. But I could be that guy drinking 12 Dr. Peppers a day if I wouldn't... I mean, I just have to make myself not. Like, I just don't buy them, don't look at them. You...
your barber looked at you and said you might want to consider water and you took it to heart no you didn't accuse him of being a democrat no the neurosurgeon said if you don't want me to cut your back you may want to make some life changes and i said you know i think i will i'm gonna listen to that and the easiest thing to cut out was anything carbonated whether it's beer or dr pepper or anything like that was a simple decision for me like you're carbonated
Just long enough to get married. Just long enough to get married. Yeah. I need to talk to your wife because she sounds like she's financially. She's frugal. Frugal like myself. Fiscally conservative is what I like to call it. I'm not. No. Well, yeah. Shut up.
Well, I mean, it bubbles, so I don't know. It's got some kind of something in it. Here's what I know. Things that bubble generally ain't very good for you. Yeah. In the grand scheme of things, whether it's your insides or your outsides. If it bubbles, it ain't very good for you. So...
So I'm a flat water guy.
and i said is that true i have no idea but he acted like i was a dummy for not knowing that well i mean is it it's carbon dioxide right like i just shoot it full of gas i don't know it sucks y'all don't know either no does that make you feel much better yeah that ain't ever that ain't ever something that i've i guess i've ever thought that that may be useful in my life so i've known that process yeah but i know you can do it at home now like they have them things where you
you shove your water if you want to make it bubbly, like you can get that stuff at home.
The stuff they drank on Ted Lasso whenever he spit it out. And he's right about it. Yeah, me and Ted.
Johnny D got the internet, but I think it's just carbon dioxide gas. They just put some carbon in it. Carbon ain't carbon. It's just going to turn it black.
Yeah, 360 million years ago.
well that can't be good for you what putting putting carbon dioxide gas in the water dioxide i mean you wouldn't think so but like at the same time you exhale carbon dioxide right like so there it was yeah but just to get it out of your system yeah you don't want it in there ain't bad which is bad yeah Well, it's better than monoxide, but that stuff will kill you. It's a whole different deal.
Yeah, that stuff can turn you.
Carbon dioxide? No, the gas won't. It's all the stuff that comes with it, right? To make that. palatable to drink, you add sugar, you add all the- Unless you're British, they'll just drink that stuff.
Yeah, don't eat. Because you put sugar in it? No. Okay, yeah.
It's dark. That's tea. His does have quite a bit of citric acid by the time he gets done with it. Well, his kidneys work like that.
But overall, yeah, you really do.
It is a diuretic. Something in it's a diuretic. I don't know.
Oh, it's good to flush your system. I just don't know that you need to flush daily. But the... Yeah, no, that stuff... Yeah, carbonated drinks in general. I guess the reason. But I think it's everything that comes with it. I think so. It's all the additives. Yeah, I don't think it's the carbon dioxide. It's the stuff that it takes to make it taste good.
Canada's smart, too. Around here, it's just tap or bottled, which is a real question if you're not from here because our water got a little wang to it.
I grew up on Westboro water. Look at me. Now you look at them people and they say the bottle of water is killing you because of all the microplastics in it.
Yeah, look at there.
I'm working on, at this point, I'm working on a fork too. Like, you know.
Yeah. No, that is a real deal that they're talking about now. That's one of the things Brittany's on for the boys is like the microplastics and heating up plastic.
But I'm saying like in our house, Tupperware gone. It's all glass. Like all that stuff. There's no more.
What's that?
No, no, no. No paper straws.
They've had paper straws for years and they put them inside paper towel rolls. I don't know why they thought you should ever drink out of that.
Paper straws really are horrible. Yeah, I'm anti.
Who?
Oh, here we go. Water! drinkers. Them dadgum water drinkers.
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Yeah, we landed on the moon. Why not? I'm the same way. I mean, I have to because it's a fabric of my childhood, but the more Johnny D just says, why haven't we been back? The more I'm like, you know. The more you look at it. And the part that I can't drive two miles from here and not have cell phone service, but we got a beautiful TV shot from the moon.
Yeah, it makes it a little tougher to believe.
Yeah, the drawer would just be over at the end of the day. Oh, Lord. Hey, when it's a family business, it all goes the same pot anyway, so it doesn't really matter. Johnny D. figures he ate $1.94 worth of chicken, shrimp, and fish last night. I ate more than that.
Yeah. Oh, there's reasonable doubt.
To see just how far we haven't come in 2025 versus to think that, man, we beat everybody there. I'm like, hmm.
But I'm still going to believe my textbook.
It was a good game. It was a pretty good game. If you start at Si's house and you go to Johnny D's house, all of them. You ain't going to be able to, depending on which way you go, you can get to two hands probably.
Is that that big one by the interstate where they wanted in? I honestly think they might have been. Were they front or back? Guess what? These days, they're both back. They both go back. Everybody going back now.
Got baptized by water. I did it. Hey. I got wet one time.
So back or front?
Well, no, no. I said, as long as you bury him, it don't matter how you kill him.
Get him out of there.
Hey, I will say if you were going to put me in a casket, I wouldn't care which way you put me in there. Yeah. I would prefer feet first in a casket. Yeah, but some of them say bury your face up. That way you can tell the whole world to kiss your rear end, right? That's right. That would be face down. That's right. That's what I'm saying. No, Russell, thank you so much for coming.
Russell is an expert on tip. Should we tip our preachers? No. Okay. That's called tithing. That's right. Wow. Lord, I apologize.
Hey, we do. Look, ain't no doubt about it. I gave our preacher. But I want to know, now that you know Russell, Can we book you a day to go get pampered by Russell? I want to see Russell cut size hair.
He said Russell can pull up a chair.
Russell, thank you for joining us.
All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room. We're out.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm out on jail. I mean, I'd like to do everything I could to keep me from there and everything. I can appreciate that. I also got to be honest. I don't know that I'd show it off because, you know, give the Caesar what Caesar Caesar been dead a while. Yeah.
We're talking about in the world. But he does have two old model ducks hanging in there. They're from like 72, maybe 71. They're dusty.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, they're either model ducks or black ducks. And being in Louisiana, they're most likely model ducks.
A question on barbershops and tips.
I got confused when I was there last time you saw me. We were talking about... Your son and his love for fishing, which is awesome. And me and him will go fishing at some point.
Pond hoppers. Follow them. Hey, let me just tell you something. I don't have a lot of content lately. School's busy. I'm a pond hopper from way back. So I just like ponds that have a boat ramp. But now, because I like to put my boat in.
I was up there with the... Heck yeah, man. Look at the fortune that guy's made. I'd love to get that Bill's level one day. But... I had my boys in there getting a haircut. They're two. And my wife got upset at me because I didn't tip enough to the lady that, the young lady that cut their hair. You cheapskate. I didn't even look.
Never. Never. As a man who's a professional barber, I can see why.
I just, they have a, your screen, he can confirm this, just has like an option for tips. Like, There's four of them. I don't know how many. I went to the middle. I just went straight in the middle, said that's gotta be a fair number if it's in the middle.
Okay, there you go. So I didn't even remember.
I just went right in the middle. I'd like to clarify that. Because I thought middle was fair. I was like, middle's fair. I didn't even look if it was a percentage. I didn't know if it was a standard zero, five, 10, 15, 20. I didn't look at none of that. Right. Whenever I'm at the final stages of a transaction, I'm ready to get out of there.
Plus, I'll tell you, I took twin two-year-olds to get their hair cut. You can imagine how well things were going at this point.
Well, I was down because here's the deal. They're at the age now where if one of them gets upset, the other one gets upset. Like if Jackson gets pissed, so does Waylon and vice versa. They just think that, well, he's that way, so I should be too. Tag team championship.
But if you can remove him from it, Waylon was like, we went down with the ducks, the deer, the goats, and sat there and talked to Russell. I don't know if it was a goat or something.
Yeah, their paths ain't going to cross often. And plus, Sia gets his hair cut by 70-year-old plus females. What was that? No, I will say, before we get into why Russell's here, I got an interesting text while I was gone. So we're filming a TV show all day today. This is actually while the film crew's on lunch. I get to be in here. So, like, it's a day for me.
That's why I'm going with his son.
Just like that. Keep your phone. Get a new one. It don't matter. They do all of it. Keep your number. Get a new one.
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So what started the trend in tipping barbershops?
Yeah.
But I got a text from Sia's lovely bride. It said, if you have a chance before Cy leaves, ask him to stop at Church's, which if y'all don't know, Church's is a chicken place.
Well, and that's one of the reasons I like to tip in cash. Yeah. So that I can hand it to them. If they have to – you know, my wife used to be a server whenever we first met and stuff, and they would have to pay out like busboys and the hostess. Like at the end of the night, they all got their cut of her tips, I guess because they're technically one big team. But I've just never understood –
Why not just make a wait? If that's what's doing this.
Everywhere? I probably ought not tell all this.
Next time Brittany's on, I'll let you ask her where her first job was. It's a good one. I don't want to spoil that one for her, but she did. So she grew up in a college town. So she was at like sports bars and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, that's funny.
Whenever the lockdown was happening and they brought it to your vehicle, absolutely. That was an extra step that was required of you if it, Lord forbid, it was raining or something. Or you bring it to my house, that's a different deal too. But if I physically have to get out, walk out there, grab a bag, and then turn around and leave, I'm like, I struggle with that one. It's a weird one.
It's the chicken. Don't stop at a church. Stop at Church's Chicken for my anniversary meal. Is it your anniversary? Yeah. And you get to be bailed out by going to Church's Chicken? Did you know that it was your anniversary? Huh?
I struggle with that.
I think Stone has got, he must have been reading that or went there. Because he's got where he smoked cheeses now.
We're going to talk about that one of the best actors in the business.
What amazes me about that whole process... It's how the body makes room for all of that.
Yeah, take that.
There is no room. She's got a stomach deal, you know, that's wrapped around, you know, just for miles. If you had to cut somebody open, you could run it out for a mile. Yeah. And then you say, okay, you weren't pregnant. Oh, well, yeah, okay. When you gave birth to it, how much did it weigh? 12 pounds. What in the world? How did the body do that? Because I'm looking at this thing. Wait a minute.
No, it blows my mind. It really does. Does Steve have giant, where Scott and Trey said giants? Well, no, no, because I'm just saying when you think about a woman having a baby, that's, you know, it's a miracle, number one. Okay, number two, for the body to move around and actually something can grow in there. Oh, yeah. And get to 12 pounds without killing the lady. Yeah. No, it's insane.
Well, no, no. That's what I'm saying. We never even got there with any of them. What did the body do with all that other stuff that was already there?
Well, no, no. Yeah. I mean. Yeah, there has to be a creator. Oh, absolutely. Oh, no. Because you can't look at that and say, okay, oh, no, this just happened. No, it didn't, you idiot. This is of a scale of degree here of your microscopic. It's so insanely perfect. And just a microbe washed up on a beach. Yeah, and then one single cell jumped out of the ocean and stood up.
That makes me just want to knock you out. because you're so stupid okay i i ron white has ruined me you can't fix stupidity yeah not even with duct tape oh no you can't okay but but i look at i look at the birth of a child it's wild it's it's just no it's a real pounder rucker you gonna watch
This kid would never make it.
Oh, no. I love it. Okay.
People in recovery are very honest.
Oh, man.
And you're not happy with it. I remember I was young back in those days, and hey, most of the time I was up here.
Well, most of us are not that way anyway. Well, yeah. You said it truthfully.
I got this covered. The moment I see him pop out, I don't know what to name him.
Well, hey, there you go.
Oceans? But, hey, his sidekicks outdone him.
Excuse me. Why can't you spell it normal? Well. No, this is not normal.
Has passed away. He has, like they say about Elvis, has left the building. Val Kilmore has left the earth.
Wait a minute. You said it was spelled A-I-N?
He's technically got three.
Hey, we got one boat person.
You got one boat person and then we got an eagle.
It's because of the mattress I sleep on.
I flip-flop all over the bed. I'm like a fish out of water when I'm in a mattress. A mattress that good.
It's all about planning and management.
I'm just curious to hear how that conversation went.
That goes around.
That reminds me. There's a lady, what, Rone Chapel, I think is her name, that, you know, got to talking about her friends that have kids that they're in hell. She's anti-kids, this lady. 27 years old. But she don't understand. That's your greatest achievement as a human being, is to become a mom and dad. I love my kids.
And look, one of the better times in your life, because there is no rule book for raising kids. Okay, you ain't got a clue, mom hadn't got a clue, and then bam, here you are with a kid.
No, there's no rule books.
Oh yeah.
Well, no, no. It's one of them things. Hey, whatever works for you and the child.
Oh, yeah. No, I will.
When you did that, it took me back to when the Duck Dynasty show was going on. We had an event. And we're all there, and we're all sitting in chairs. Well, this good-looking woman walks up and sits down in Jason Robertson's lap. I hissed, and he immediately— Oh, no, no, no, look, look. That's what he's saying, y'all.
It was hilarious, because when you went— Y'all, the only thing I heard was when she sat down, it's Missy's claws going— Because all you could hear was click.
Hey, look, don't talk about your woman like that. Why not? I'll help you pick her out. I guarantee you. She's good to go.
And it's a boy.
We've got DeWitt going here, boy.
I like the way he's handling it. I don't know. You just turned 26?
Doc Holliday. He was one of the greats.
Hey, look at the guy. He has a friendly face. I mean, come on. Yeah, come on.
My kids hate clothes, but they are very into Minecraft.
They're my kind of people.
They do wear the same shoes.
I'll fix that. So this will deal about, you know, you're not you're not doing nothing. Yeah.
He said he was trying to eat healthy. Yeah. He came back. He don't make a decision.
And the critics are wrong. Well, no, no, because you wouldn't even talk about it.
Well, no, no, it ain't bad.
Well, no, no. Oh, yeah, they are.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. Because, hey, I've been there before, and I told a guy when he walked by, I said, hey, come here. I can look at it and find what I want. There you go. Yeah, yeah. I'm serious. I can look at a piece of meat cooked and find my medium plus.
Hey, well, look, you can go see the owner of the honey hole. Right now. His name's David Owen. You can make your own.
Right, yeah.
But you could go there and make your own combo, and I bet they'd give you 10% off. Nah, he got more money to know what to do with. We'd tell him we did. Actually, what you do, here's the best part. Let him go in there and make his own combo. You give it to him, and then you build that combo and put the Cy Robertson special. That's right. There you go. You sell that. I am on it.
I can introduce you to a couple.
As good as the Godwin Rod's doing.
The only difference is that senior citizen going to come see you about four times a week.
Giving it to people that were like you are now. The same old thing. That's what Phil always said.
Yeah.
So I just, you know, hey. So I chose Vietnam over McDonald's.
Oh, Lord have mercy. Hey, what do you think about college? You opted out of it?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. No matter what the cause is, whether you got, you know, kids or.
Yeah. Mountains of.
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But at least he's not having to finance DoorDash orders.
I want to know what's that.
Si, so look, you know, there's all kinds of ways you can order food and have it delivered to you.
Yes, I do. Okay. Do you ever door dash your food? Door dash?
It's an app that you can order food on and they'll bring it to you.
There you go. I thought you were going to say a week, and you were about to say a week.
Once a week. Weekly pizza. Weekly pizza.
Pizza. I'm just glad you didn't feed them imbeciles and fish I cleaned for you.
But what if when you ordered Johnny's, had it delivered, you could just pay for it later. You could just finance your pizza. Oh, finance that later. The pizza.
He doesn't really have a lot of influx.
Yeah, you could end up paying $127 for your $20 pizza. Yeah, 6% interest.
Yeah.
He wasn't even going to wait.
You can't put a price on a good time.
No.
Well, if that's a problem, don't eat Johnny's pizza. There's an easy way to do life.
Hunter.
I'm just interested. Does Hunter need advice? Did you DoorDash?
No, you were the Dasher or you ordered DoorDash?
Yeah.
Oh, that one. Yeah, the one that they'll send tourists over.
You know what you could do to not have to finance your DoorDash? You could actually be the driver.
Yeah. I don't know. I thought it was weird that they started offering financing. They're too expensive anyway. I'm not. That's a ripoff. Yeah.
What are we talking about here?
They get paid by the hour. I got in trouble by Brittany for not tipping the lady that cut the boy's hair enough the other day.
Well, let me tell you how I did this. So it was $50. I guess it was $25 each for the boys.
Not what I'm paying.
That's something which we did most of the house, but we did most of the wrangling. So I'm cool. But when it come to the tip deal, I just went with the one in the middle. I didn't look like I didn't go all the way left. Cause I figured that was like cheapskate and was probably zero. Um, And then there was one over here. But there were like five options, and I just chose the one in the middle.
But it wasn't enough, according to my wife. And I'm like, well, if it's not enough for the hairdressers, why don't they just up their fee? Why are you dependent on it? Is it because tips aren't taxable? Is that what the big thing is? I don't know. We need to have Russell in here. I've tipped him. We need to get Russell, who owns a barbershop slash salon slash everything, to understand tipping.
Well, and he'll probably bring his son, too, because his son watches everything we do. I guarantee you his son has already watched me and Cy go fishing because every time I go in there, he wants to know when I'm going to take his son fishing, which I'm totally cool with.
Well, but at least he'll have the... I'm just curious. I don't know. Like, where do we draw the line? Should Cade put in, like, on every duck call he builds, should he put on a tip for building that duck call? Like, when you buy it at Academy, can you tip Cade? Like, is there an option for... Tipping the duck call builder? I've never been tipped.
Here's my question. What's the rub here on the tipping? I just think there are some things that because you can put... Are they too high, the money that they're charging? No, I just think that they started putting a tip on everything.
Well, if you need a new front man, Si ain't too busy. Oh, yeah. He's done it once.
That's what I'm saying.
Yes, sir.
Oh, yes, sir.
Yeah, now it's like everywhere that has the option to put tip on their receipt, they do. Food service, 100% tip. Yes, absolutely. I do it all. But now there's just like it shows up in weird places.
It shows up in weird places. And you don't know who's getting it. Yeah, and I don't know why. That's why I'm just like, could you just up the price? to cover the tip? Can you just up the price to whatever you think this is? Can you just increase the price?
Russell. Please.
Yeah. And my boys get their hair cut by somebody at Russell's shop. Never Russell because he's hard to get into. Yeah. Well, he's like Sadie's hairstylist.
That's all that matters, right? At your age, especially.
Hairstylist to the North Louisiana Stars.
And John David.
That's what I'm saying.
Just up your price. I don't understand the reason for a tip.
You should.
I ain't doing it. They'll sit there and be empty. But in the words of Waylon.
oh thank you this is neat yeah now but see that was an extra service right there so i could see like if you had a tip if you have one guy doing real spooling that's that's a that's a different service but for you to like have tip on your receipt because somebody went out there and got four packets of worms and two packs of hooks that's weird brought it to you and it says tip you're like uh-uh no i'm not we got a problem on that deal like tips are weird yeah it's just weird
Uh-oh.
Zach needs to put a little powder on.
No, but I'm just saying he needs to put a little powder on. His face is a little shiny. I'll go one deeper. I did not know that.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That's your nephew. He ain't even got his microphone on. Hey, put your headset back on so we can talk about it.
He's not wrong.
But to say that we don't have any substance.
Yeah, right.
Uh-oh.
Well, here's what I'll say.
For people that are full of substance, they sure do pull from our pool of talent often and get them sitting in that chair and they're mainly you. So I don't understand that. A treasure show was about you. Uh-oh.
But you know with your nephew, man, it's always a contest. Well, no, no. Everything's a contest. No, no. Everything is a concept.
There you go. That's a true statement.
Amen, buddy.
No fool around. I'm going to change the door code.
Amen, buddy. We appreciate you. Okay.
And look, you know, you're welcome to go with me. I know it's a short window with you now. Cause you can't really take the heat and it's about to get hot. So that's why when you said, Hey, I want to go. I said, well, we're going, let me just make sure I can find us a place to go. Yep. But, You know, I mean, I don't get it, man. On that.
No, I just don't get the comparison. His whole life is a comparison. That's what I don't understand.
And I love Jason.
Yeah.
Well, he did have the unenviable middle seat, which is the one I had for all of Duck Dynasty. That's a tough place to sit.
Family.
Yeah.
You want to know the other reason he had so much fun in here? He actually got to talk. That is the truth. Because we will let anybody have the microphone. None of us care.
And we'll go with that one. We'll go with those famous four words to Hunter. Fix it in post. Yeah, Hunter.
What's that?
Hey, I like that.
Which is important.
Yep.
We probably need to answer at least an email or a voicemail. You got something?
They're not sending as many. Well, we haven't been teeing them up either.
Weird questions. Give praise reports. We like seeing all of it, right? Things happen in everybody's lives. So if you've got something cool that happened, let's talk about it. If you've got...
215.
6559. That's what I thought it was, but I just wanted to make sure.
Hey, Jack, this is Uncle Si, and you've reached my answering machine. This is the voicemail. And look, leave me a message for us to play in the duck call room, and you just might hear yourself in an upcoming episode. But please, y'all, hey, keep it short, and don't forget, make it funny.
Your buddy called it.
I'm going to guess that watching that video is one of the things that helped turn him around.
Yeah.
Yeah, everybody gets to that point in life.
And I don't know whether she's serious or not, but Anna always told him if he got to 300 pounds. Well, no, no.
That was the other one. I've never heard that.
Yeah, Nan always says, if you get 300 pounds, I'm out.
Yeah, Iron Cactus. Yeah, I did it. Them Monterey Fajitas. Oh, pork on top. Them Top Shelf Readers.
Two years ago.
Like taking a side fish the other day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But like in that hole we fished in is like bumper boats. So stumps everywhere. So the whole time I'm constantly just going back and forth, side to side, getting off stumps, on the stumps, all the things. And if I hadn't lost the weight, I would have been dead by the time we left there. As it was, I still could have fished the rest of the day.
Because they said, watch out, tree. What they didn't see was the stump in front of the tree under the gunwale of the boat.
too far away from the tree. He didn't see the stump. And that thing hit that thing with that wind blowing crossways and buddy, I bought that thing. And hey, the wind was at about 10 or 12 miles an hour. I kind of peeked over my shoulder and saw the tree. I was like, oh, I got plenty of room. No problem. I just used my peripheral vision. Yeah, then about that time.
I said, oh, God, I'm going swimming, boys. But I stayed in the boat this time.
Well, I mean, it ain't no big deal. I could have just stood up in that hole. It was pretty shallow.
Sometimes you get baptized by water.
But, like, no, it's just, no, I do feel better. Like I don't have that dragon feeling. It's when you're doing stuff. Yeah. You like just, you could do stuff. Like I had to move a treadmill recently. The best thing I ever did was quit eating lunch. Cause it didn't matter what I ate. I always kind of felt like trash from, if you eat at 12, you don't feel yourself again until like two o'clock. Yeah.
So I just cut that crap out and do the intermittent fasting all day until I get home at dinnertime, and I feel great.
It's easy for me now, too, because them two young'uns keep me motivated to want to be able to play.
Who's fishing?
Hell yeah. That's their only chance. Well, let's get out of here.
Will be my strength.
All right, we'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room. We're out.
Yeah. Hey, it was so crazy. We even had... a hand call in here and leave a voicemail for you. Uh-oh. Or something. He said he was your buddy or something. Oh, Lord. He said that he was going to do that. He just confirmed all the stuff about the alligators on the football field and all them details he was telling.
Hunter, he barely looked up in time to see Monroe, Louisiana.
Yeah. I PA'd for that episode here. So you knew and you didn't tell us? Oh, I signed an NDA.
Well, American Idol. Rest assured, your boy kept it because now he's smiling telling us he worked on it. We were this clown every day. Look, NDAs go out the door when you walk in this door. Well, I can't exactly say it.
Well, you're married with children, so good for her for guessing.
I understand, but she just made it on American Idol. How many creeps do you think went in there? You sure are pretty. Like I said, Mike.
I don't know if she's married. Oh, she can't be Church of Christ. She's playing music. I'll keep you out. She can sing.
Well, she looked like, I don't even know who y'all talking about. Oh, she's fine. Oh, okay. Well, she's 22. So that's not weird. No, she might not even be that old. I'm just guessing. That's her. I thought y'all said 22. Clara Ray, congratulations. How'd our buddy Luke treat you?
We didn't have a Luke in here.
Well, yeah, that's the same way. That's the only reason I watch Buck Commander, because Luke Bryan's on it.
Mark, hey, you got time to listen to my duck call? I was like, yeah, Luke, I got plenty of time to listen to your duck call. But the duck call ain't your problem. You're in a hot hole. Just sit there, shut up, and shoot them when they come in.
oh so maybe we have might not even know we may have a poser how are things man how are things been since we had you on here last you adjusting to life in north louisiana all right oh yeah yeah it's been great yeah travis matthews travis oh lord yeah i know him he's actually one of my good running around buddies Oh, see, there you go.
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Yeah, he asked me, he said, you got a Band-Aid in this boat? I said, no, that's actually one thing I don't carry.
Between catching the fish and swatting the purple tail wasp, we was having ourselves a good time.
We caught about 60 bass, probably. Maybe more. I don't even know. I lost count. We didn't count them. Yeah, we didn't care.
We weren't working. Oh, shit. Oh, here we go.
But it sure was fun, man. I giggled and I laughed and I netted size fish.
The best commentary were the ones that get off, though. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I finally figured that out. I finally figured out why you lost my $12 crickets.
No, well.
That wasn't a problem? No, look, what happened, and y'all didn't realize it, so I had Jared in there filming, and once I would get hung up, I would drive the boat, because the wind was whipping pretty good. So I just drive the boat and let Jared get him unhung. Well...
Is that like a drinking buddy? No, not that. Okay. I was just curious. But now, how are things here? You like it all?
you know god bless jared he tries jared living proof he really does well he broke the tip off that one rod and i never even knew it what's wrong every time you were zinging out there you were having that little six pound line hit the end of that broken tip so you were cutting your own line every cat oh So then by the time something would pull back on it. So he broke.
Yeah, when I got back, I had a broken rod. Oh, okay. I said, well, this checks out.
I said, this checks out.
Yeah. And I love them both. But it actually made sense of why you kept breaking your line. I was like, well, there we go.
Just a little spinning rod.
A little bit.
A little bit.
And it was splintered. Yeah, it left a sharp thing up there. It was fine. So every time Si's ain't got a thing out there, he's just cutting his line. He didn't even realize it. That happens. Oh, it's fine. I mean, I didn't care. I mean, I've had that rod for probably 10 years. So I got my money's worth out of it. $8, I'll put a tip on it. You ain't got to. That's a waste management problem now.
You know, sometimes you just know, like, you know, that has been a good one. Thank you. Let's just go. I need to bring you to interview. Everybody go listen to what Martin just said. I mean, if it would have been the second trip out with it ever, okay, let's go get it fixed. But I have had a time with that rod. Like, we're good.
Yeah.
But I don't know, Zach. Just saying that the team was a little cocky.
Uh-oh.
And it's so easy. That's what I'm talking about. One scoop and you get it all.
Let me tell you what I just learned. What? Okay. That man over there, John Gimbert, is Judy's mother. It's his mother.
Okay. My younger sister, Jan, is his mother.
Okay. That just hit me.
Yeah. They've been around your whole life. I'm 50 years old.
So it's not yet now. It's kind of like on the shame.
Well, it is. Once you get them. Here's the thing. When Judy was alive, that was the meeting place. It was her house. The whole family would come there for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and all that. Well, after she died from cancer, it changed everything. And then Jan, Jan's the only one. He's grabbing a copy of the movie The Blind.
Way bigger words on Not Yet Now than on Ashamed. If I watch your podcast, I'm going to need to have a dictionary with me.
Anything that you're dealing with this bunch. Hey, it's, Hey, everybody's going to talk smart.
You got to be able to talk it back. Take it.
You got to give it and take it. That's right. Because if you can't, we fix to run you ragged.
Well, we're trying to do you a favor. You got a problem with it. Well, we're going to rub it in your nose till you don't have a problem with it anymore. It's basically like a kid smoking cigarettes.
Yeah, I educated Hunter that day. What did you tell him? I told him, I said, hey, look, there are vampires. I can't be too careful. And they move at night.
It's a badge of honor.
The only one that stood behind Phil Robertson because all the rest of us had said, hey, Leave him.
Well, no, no. Loyal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So here's the deal. They both come from great stock. Okay.
Well, that's the analogy.
I have to say this. This is for the cameraman in future things. Hunter. Because, hey, I took 30 minutes before daylight talking to the cameraman. I'm going to set your camera up. All you do is turn it on and record. Uh-oh. Do not move this camera. Director of photography. Because, hey, I've got it where all the action's going to happen. Well, here comes 100 teal. Uh-oh. Coming in. They got them.
They got right, and we just mauled them. He tried to follow it. I come this close to knocking him out. That brought up something inside of you. I said, what did I tell you? He missed the whole thing? He missed the whole thing. I said, what did I tell you? I said, you would have had the best duck footage ever caught on camera if you'd have just done what I told you. Thank you. Record it.
Look, I don't even want to get into that. It was a different time back then. Bill started all that. Hey, they got to checking the family tree and said, hey, they used to say it was like third or fourth cousin. I said, no, it was first cousin. Whoa, first.
Don't move it. Record it.
Can't happen. Can't happen. That's the biggest problem, okay? Because, hey, this is a man that's been doing this for, like, good grief, 70 years.
Okay. I was like, man, that's an old camera, man. I'm a lot younger than that. Hey, I started about when I was seven, for crying out loud. If I set you up, your camera... then pay attention and read my lips.
Mailbox money, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you got to think about this, okay? He was so close. to losing everything, losing Kay, losing his kids, okay, and just, you know, and like I said, the rest of the family had got with Kay and just said, hey, leave him. Divorce him, and you go ahead and get away from him and get on with your life. Okay, and Jan, she jumped on everybody in our family with both feet.
She said, y'all ought to be ashamed of yourself. That's your brother for crying out loud. And she said, what you don't know is one of these days he'll bring more people to Jesus than you can even imagine. And her prophecy came true.
When he finally did it, and you got to think about this. Here's a man that spends 95% of his time in God's creation, and he didn't know the creator.
And then when he finally meets the creator, okay, and finds out about him, then it changed not only his life, It changed the whole Robertson family's life. Yeah. Okay, because that legacy was from him, you know, forward. Yeah.
No, no.
No, no, no. A different show. They said, well, what about if we had come to you and said, you know, let me show your dark side of your life.
I said, have you lost your mind? I ain't doing that.
46?
47.
Well, we're waiting. Well, Granny will say, everybody... You know, all the whole family has a different attitude and perspective on, you know, was Granny actually insane or whatever? Because every summer, Daddy put her in another house. For real? And look, here's my take on it. Granny was not, she was not insane. Matter of fact, it was just the opposite. She was pretty genius.
Well, see, it made Kay feel better that I was with him. But all it did was it put me in a bad spot. And it didn't help any. It didn't help any because he was a demon. He was the devil himself.
No, no. Most people don't have the opportunity to see someone that is worthless. And I mean, my brother was worthless at that time. And then to see this change that come over him. Okay. You can't have you, you just, you just, whoa. What happened to make that much difference in this guy's life?
What could do this? Yeah, because, hey, Phil Robertson didn't give a flip about nobody. Okay, except yours truly, him. Yeah, that's wild, man. The rest of us, no, you don't even exist. Okay, it was me, me, me, me, me. Yeah. Okay, and then for him to go me, me, me to everybody else. Yeah, because I watched him. Like, Mom and Daddy was always hospitable. Okay?
Phil and Kay got that and took it to a new level. Yeah. Okay? Because, you know, some of the people that he's had at his house, okay? Yeah. Yeah.
And so me and Phil. It ain't going to take but a little while. It's an opportunity.
People that knows him after he met Jesus.
Okay, because look, if you're married to James H. Robertson, And between the two of you, y'all come up with seven kids. Delinquents. Yeah. You were one of them. Farrell. I'm one of them. Farrell. Hey, she'd get sick of the whole bunch of us. Yeah. She'd act up a little bit. Hey, she'd take her a month's vacation.
Yeah, but you got to think about that, okay? Because people have asked us on this podcast, you know, what about death? I said, hey, I ain't worried about death. It's a change of address. Come on. Yeah, and that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, because when people said, you know, all this junk, and I said, hey, look, I know the man that raises dead men, for crying out loud. Yep.
And he's promised he'll do it for me. I said, hey, hey. Yeah.
And we just slapped you with Jesus right at the end. Hey, look, when you talk about Jesus, you got to get serious. Oh, I guarantee you.
If you're listening to this, you're probably. Hold it. I got to correct you on that. Yes, he was hand-picked.
One man. Hey, here's what you learned from this podcast today. One man can make a difference. Oh, I guarantee it.
And that's what Jan did for Phil. There's a time for everything. Right. He's even got it written down in his holy word. There's a time for everything.
Okay.
Well, thank y'all.
Oh, yeah. Hey, y'all, she'd call all the kids together when he'd do it. She said, well, I'll see y'all whenever James H. Robertson decides to come back and pick me up. Okay. There you go. So, hey, Ma died when she was 94. Okay, she won Bob Barker's, what's the show? Price is Right. Yeah, Price is Right. She won both showcases at the age of 84. Not many people have done that. Okay.
So, hey, she was the first TV star for the Robertsons. She paved the way for you. Oh, yeah, she paved the way for all of us.
Oh, no.
Yeah. Look, and Maul actually was a riveter on, I think, the B-17. He was a what? Riveter. Rosie the Riveter. Yeah. He riveted on B-17 bombers that we sent to Germany. She built planes.
Hold on.
No, no, look, hey. And he put one through his finger. Look, I tell everybody, the Robinson family has led a really exciting life. You know what they should do with that?
Make it a movie.
Well, no, no. And then you bring in God. A lot of people say, I don't believe in him. Hey, if you look at the Robinson family, you can't help but believe in him.
That's true. That is true.
They're just riveters. And I riveted a fingernail.
Her story, whenever my father went and World War II broke out, Dad went and done his patriotic tour, you know, store and joined the Navy, you know. So he went to California for his training and all this. Well, you know, mom said, hey, I got to get to California, you know, would be with my man. So she just started getting on buses. Okay, there's a war going on.
Well, she would, hey, there would be an airman in uniform. She would just walk up and grab his arm and said, hey, till I get off the next stop, we're married. Because your civilians could not travel. Via bus? Via bus during the war. Really? I didn't know that. So, hey, that's how she got to California, and that's when all the kids started coming around.
Well, that checks out with what I know about kids.
When a settler comes home, he's got to make up for lost time.
Hey, we took the almighty at his word when he said, hey, go forth and multiply.
No, no, hey, look, look, all the rest of them mean is all good. They are mean. Jan was nice. I will use the term you spell it, A-C-L-L. They mean, the Robertsons were a mean bunch. Hold on, was Jan not nice?
Look, I'll give you when she was a young teenager, she was so naive. Okay. Bless her heart. It was, that's what made her so sweet. I'm Uncle Si of Duck Dynasty, and this one hits home with me. Most people look at this piece of cloth, okay, as a piece of cloth. Well, this right here is the American flag. It's not just a bunch of thread.
Men and women have died for this thing because the human race is still stupid and can't get along with each other. What's in this flag is homegrown. It's USA all the way. This is Allegiance Flag Supply. It's made by professional seamstresses. Everything in this flag, the thread, the cloth, all of it's made right here in the United States of America.
The thread is double sold in the areas that needs it. Look, this thing flies 724. but you don't trifle with two things with me. The national anthem, our country's song, and this flag. Shoallegence.com, okay? Buy you one today and hey, let it fly above your house. Yo, I come in about half drunk one night. Oh, boy. From dating, okay?
And my mother told me, she had an argument, and she said, you need to tell your sister about the bird and the beast. Uh-uh. No. No, no. Okay.
No, no. No, no. But anyway, I said, Mom, I've had about a six-pack or maybe two. I said, I really don't need to tell. She said, you're just right. Go ahead and tell her. And that's the same speech you got when you turned 12. Congratulations. The Robinsons have never been, what's the word I'm looking for, tactful? Yeah. Tooth, maybe? Yeah. So we always just, yo, hey, here it is. Boom, yo.
This is just as dramatic. When I hit her with the truth, Mama asked a question. She said, hey, look, when you take a little young lady out, what are you trying to do? Uh-oh. No, no, yeah, I ain't gonna say it, but anyway. So, y'all, I tell her, okay, and Jim said, you and mama are so nasty, I'm leaving. And I said, hey, look, it's true. It's birds and the bees, girl.
i got whiplash all of a sudden i'm like what's going on here i'm serious welcome to the duck car i always wonder what happens over here now i know this is it yeah we laugh that's why i look that's why the whole family has said i've had dementia all my life okay you do no no that's what hey everybody has said it no you you knew what happened on pbs before he got it
So when he showed up, you were pumped.
Look, I was one like Santa Claus because I'd come bring a gift. It would be all Army stuff. Yeah, that the U.S. government paid for. Elon Musk would cut that crap out, sir. Jace has still got that first little winter hat. The bomber hat. The bomber hat. Bomber hat. He loved that thing. He'd sleep with it.
I did. I come home one day and Tracy and Scott, they was like six and four, okay? Yeah. You know, and they had stolen my wisdom. And when I called them, when they come in, you know, they put it out. I said, oh, no, no, no, no. I said, I ran it through my pocket, and I said, here, here. I said, let me light that thing for you. And I said, you sit there smoking, yo.
But I smoked four or five of them. They turned as green as that cup there. Okay, sick as a dog. And Tracy and Scott both said, hey, that's the best thing you could have ever done for us. Statute of limitations is up on that, too. We never wanted to steal another cigarette.
Yeah, let them have it. Then they won't ever touch it again.
Every time somebody says that about their wife, I always get tickled. Hey, I knew mom before mom was mom.
Oh, but his kids were watching. Yeah, they just enlightened me that my nephew has got quite the temper. No, that's not what he said.
They got a weird tail.
I don't either.
That's what I'd have done. I don't even like ranch much. I like Thousand Island.
I don't know.
No, it's just mayo.
Thousand Island or Romelon.
Oh, no, no.
Goblin ain't. That's like a hamburger. Why do they call it a hamburger when it's made out of beef?
Oh, yeah. That green stuff you get when you eat sushi.
What's that green stuff you get when you eat sushi? Wasabi.
It's got to tickle your nose.
Yep.
Eat it with a cracker. Yeah.
I do love cocktail sauce. Oh, it's good. Now I got to go get some.
Oh, yeah, you got it.
That jarred stuff. Oh, I got the ingredients in the refrigerator door.
Didn't we just carry horseradish around?
Because it's prepared? I forget what it's called. It's got a funny name, but it's in a jar about that tall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one. That's the best one.
Engelhofer.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Yep. There you go.
What was she confused over?
Now you got me wanting one of these.
And it's $10.
I don't believe that.
Or like two or three dozen. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out.
A lot of times people are thinking of them Wilson weenies.
Oh, what's the deal about the grocery store?
Got it.
Oh, they got the hammy melons. Look at there.
What's them things that look like bananas, but they ain't bananas?
Yeah. What do you call them? I don't know. Yellow mango?
Well, at least you're charged up on life.
You've got a full charge, boy. Yeah, he's ready to go. God, when you ever been bit? No, never. Well, I mean, I have.
I didn't even know that existed. In the food.
Trying to unhook that electric fence or something.
Sandwiches? There is one restaurant. I ordered a hamburger like a chipped tooth on the bread. You could have made dressing out of it.
I don't believe in giving you ice either.
If we took a Waffle House to Scotland, we'd change the culture.
We would.
They like that kale. It's hanging in every store on the wall. On the wall. That's to keep the spirits up.
Why does the early bird get the worm, but good things come to those who wait?
Boy, that's a toughie.
Yeah, I drove through there. I'm against this joke.
What about a Halo helmet?
You act like buying a Stormtrooper helmet is out of the question.
I need to take this phone call.
I take it. I really do.
I ain't doing it.
Rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep them doggies going. Goblin must spend a lot of time alone.
Popeye.
The Sailor Man? I ain't got it. It's going away.
I don't care whether you see me.
I mean, word for word. He could. I couldn't believe me and Daniel Edwards and somebody else. I can't remember who it was. We went tail hunting over there in the creek. And Phil, you know, he ain't hunted it in I don't know how long. And he took off wide open in that boat, going here, making it here, and he goes – They're close together right here, and he squeezed through and got.
And when he let off the gas in that second slew, he bumped a stump. He said, well, that's pretty good for 12 years.
He looks up in the trees for his.
Look, I got fish scales all over me. Oh, I feel terrible for you.
Are they alive? You went and saw... Are they scared? Dale Hollow. Dale Hollow. That was awesome. Where was that at? I told you. It's on the Tennessee... Kentucky line. Kentucky line. Yeah. Some of it is in Kentucky. River? Lake. Lake? Beautiful. Yeah. It's Cumberland River. It was kind of muddy, but it was... Si, if you ever... I could tell it would be green.
Yeah, I like it. Maybe the coolest.
Really?
I like him getting used to it, though. You know what I mean? Taking it slow. You need to do that.
There it is. You know, we kept Shelby, we kept in touch with her all through these years for Si's birthday parties and anything else that was going on his 50th anniversary.
So, Cy, let me ask you something. What did you do to Jace recently?
He calls me going down the road. A few days ago, he called me. He said, Phil, I need you to send me Si's number. I lost it the last time you sent it to me. I was like, okay, I'll send it to you. What's going on? He was like, well, I got to drop my truck off.
somewhere over there i'm thinking about leaving it at si's house he said because he's got to go down and take miss k her vehicle anyway he needed to leave his at size and he said i just don't want si coming out shooting you know how he is i said shooting he was like well you know you just never really can you call him for me and tell him well he don't shoot
I got mine is going to be when the day comes, Pappy Phil.
Yeah.
And Cy, what was yours? Poompa?
German. German. Okay, that makes sense.
Jay Rock.
He came up with that.
Now I need to text him, hey, send it to me. It's worth $500.
I don't disagree with that.
Nope. Never. Did they ever say, Si, wake up. Your nap's over.
Oh, we didn't wake up, boy.
No, they didn't do it. Don't let that lie.
So what about you, Ma and Paul? Ma and Paul?
What is it?
Hey, J-Rock? J-Mama?
Everybody gets a nickname.
So me and Si had something like that happen. We were actually doing a duck commander event, and we got stuck in Chicago.
You get one shot with Reed. I just texted him. I said, hey, let me call you. I got a couple questions for you. Who? Reed.
Yeah. Reed Roberts.
Yeah, we're out. He's on the block.
15 hours. And look, you're talking about somebody who could sleep in the airport. Si should write a book about it. Sleeping in the airport? He could sleep on everything, standing up, leaning on stuff. He could just.
Yeah, I know some Leonards out there.
It's about time.
It sounds exciting.
I heard a loving conversation between you and Hunter as I walked in earlier today. Uh-oh. What? That one was a little. What?
Anymore.
Walking the world.
I'll tell you. But there's nothing worse than knowing that the plane's there. When you look at it. And look.
So Stone is in better shape than we are. And so he kind of ran to get on the plane.
Yeah, we went walleye fish.
And hold it for us. Hopefully. But he's on the plane, and the lady says, sorry, guys, they just shut the glass door. Sorry.
Flaky.
Yeah.
That's probably true.
That's walleye Dan? No, that's not walleye Dan. That's one of the guys that we went with. Did you keep that walleye? I ate that walleye. Oh, he looks small. That was good.
Hey, we didn't catch any big ones. You were lucky if you caught anything.
I don't know nothing about it.
No, the door's closed. The door's closed. You can't go in.
no it was 20 below and it was freezing and so we we dropped the cameras down in there and the first time that we saw fish come up so i got excited okay boys here we go here we go and when he when he caught the fish and brought it up it was about about that big about six inches long two inches long yeah yellow perch i said i said boys we use this as bait or we send him back down put a hook through him and send him back hey look here's what you do with this yeah
I said, let's use some yo-yos. They were like, oh, no, you can't use yo-yos. It's illegal. But you can have tip-ups. Tip-ups.
So I FaceTimed Stone, and he's showing me the door, and he said, no, it ain't closed.
I hear you.
Hi, guys.
I don't know what I was. Yeah, it was a good one.
Let's see it.
Nailed it. There you are.
Is it awards?
No. He was hot that day. There's nothing worse.
What okra? I like it in my gumbo. Some people don't.
He does?
What was in Ohio?
Well, we paid a lot in Houston going through those tolls.
You're not going to pay, are you? No.
But now it automatically sets to everything you got with smartphones.
Yeah.
It seemed like it was early this year. Oh, speaking of your truck, tell Martin and Johnny D what happened to you the other day.
He thought somebody was shooting at him. You're jamming, huh?
Yeah, so I go to the back to open up the tailgate, waiting for somebody to get out.
I mean, you ain't going to carry it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he don't need it.
Carter's got a gun.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Y'all have asked for Hunter Cam and we've got Hunter Cam. Actually, we just have Hunter.
Yeah, the grundle level. So you better hope that beavers never find out about mammals.
It's all cyclical, man. They've been doing the same thing for years, right?
Why are you shook? I take a strawberry vitamin every morning. Or a beaver booty hole vitamin. That's what I'm saying.
That comes from a pig. No, it's a K2D3 gummy that's strawberry flavored. Oh, we aren't going to talk about gelatin, are we? Oh, gelatin. No, I don't eat that trash.
No, but I'm talking about like a cup of Jell-O. I'm out on that. I never did get into that. I saw Johnny D's daughter the other night eating it, and I said, man, I ain't seen a kid with a cup of Jell-O in a minute.
Just shake it.
Did you just say you have a twin? This isn't new information. You didn't know that?
We still talking about Jell-O?
Not one that I can share.
Yeah.
You're a country people. No, I'm going to send you a picture.
A snake?
You can do that, by the way. You can? Yeah, whenever I did wood duck boxes in college, that was part of my master's program. Chicken snakes inevitably get into anything that makes a nest. So I'd open the door on one of them boxes and there's one of them big five, six foot chicken snakes in there.
Full of eggs. So for my own fun.
Well, the management protocol is to dispatch of the snake immediately because they're big enough to get around predator guards. So like you're trying to help the wood ducks. So yeah, I would see if I could sling the eggs out of them. And amazingly, they sling out moths like a slingshot would. When you go back forward with them. Guess I'm not that redneck.
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And sat there and decided I'm gonna bleed all over his boat while I recover and spend the night here. And amazingly, the chicken's fine. The chicken's fine? Well, I don't know that he's fine.
Wait, she's 24 and a female? Yeah, definition.
The chicken is living.
Buddy, when I showed up to go fishing the other day and saw that, I said, what in the world?
And it's very oxygenated blood, too. Very blood.
I don't know what got him, but whatever it was couldn't get in my boat.
my express boat was a was enough of a safety for the chicken to spend the night and he could have been nice and not crapped all in my boat but you know what if you're gonna get bit and bleed that much you're gonna poop yeah but you're scared to death i mean you couldn't you couldn't just get to the edge and drop it over the side why'd you have to put it right in the middle of my boat man it's a lot of pooping
I know. Well, I mean, I'm sure it scared the, never mind, out of him. But, yeah, anyway, there you go. That's my chicken star. I told you I didn't want to show it to everybody.
That's my latest.
Yeah.
Yeah, except for Eagle.
Everybody but Eagle made it.
Well, Hunter, you got any parting words before we let you go back to your normal place in here? We got somebody else coming on. We do. We got another guest today. I'm very excited. We're working our way down the podcast hall today. This is fun. I told you, we want this to be all inclusive. Everybody up here gets a time. Well, most everybody.
Yeah, like Josh. Nah, Big Hair will be here one day. But we're going to make sure he does his hair.
We're going to make sure he does his hair.
Hunter doesn't want Josh over here because to quote Josh...
chronic overshare yeah i haven't today not today but i'm just saying you've confided something in josh you probably shouldn't you share with us too much live for a hundred thousand people to hear who knows what you tell josh just you two in the office silence makes me uncomfortable and if people aren't feeling it i'll just fill it with whatever everybody stop and look at him don't don't do that i'll quit johnny d that's not nice
Can't walk to the bathroom by herself. Really?
look at it wait you can't have silence on a podcast good work hunter i can't um we can cut it out yeah it just starts sharing yeah it just this is my new year's resolution stop over sharing so much it's march bro yeah i've done great so far oh you haven't i've done moderately well have you ever dabbled in a cult a cult yeah i'm just curious no you haven't researched them
For some reason, I've been watching a bunch of cult shows, and you kind of seem like the prototypical person to end up in one. So I'm just acting like I'm trying to actively help you. You're too skeptical.
Yeah. They go in pairs. Yeah, they just do that. That's not a twin thing. Unfortunately for you, you have a twin. But that's why I find Hunter so fascinating.
I always believe everyone's a liar.
I could lead one.
I can't join y'all's cult. But I could probably lead it. You need somebody to be at the top. Yeah, I know. That's weird, man.
Yeah, me too. I don't like those. I find them fascinating.
Well, I like to know how evil is out there playing the game.
That's what I'm saying, man.
Yeah, I like to see how they're playing the game so I know what to look out for. Especially when you've got kids coming up that are young and able to be molded. Oh, they will. That's what I'm saying. They can hunt them. Carter will make his own colt. Sometimes you've got to know the people that are hunting and what they're doing. That way you can hunt better than them.
You can make sure you snuff them out.
Yeah. He showed me how to fly a plane the other night on PlayStation or something, whatever his little, I don't know what they are, but whatever his game was. And I said, oh, that's cool. You could be a pilot. And he said, sir, I'm going to be the president.
Yeah, I'm not going to fly. Somebody's going to fly me on Air Force One.
It would be. If Carter does make president, can I request one flight on Air Force One? I just think it'd be cool. Heck, yeah. Yeah, amen, buddy. Hey, we're going to be like 95, but we'll still have fun. I just want to ride one time on that thing. Just see what happens.
Hunter, can you look at me? I just wanted to make sure we could potentially get the look at the faint bruise on the side of his neck.
No, because as a twin parent, I like to see what's coming for me. I like to see the anomalies that are built up in these things from a bond that is unlike any other.
Oh, Daytona? Oh, you're talking about the other armored car. All right, Hunter. Get out of here. We got another tread line. Thank you for joining us, Hunter. When we get back, we're going to bring in the black sheep of the Robertson family. Her words, not mine. So we'll be back right after this.
Hunter, thank you for being on. He's back over there. There's no Hunter Cam anymore. He's back in that direction. What a weird 30 minutes. He's back in his little pit. But we now have Alex Robertson Mancuso. Mancuso. Hello. She texted me last week. Okay, now I know because I didn't have a clue. Who the black sheep of your family would be. Again. Self-described. That's not me saying that.
So I just want to be clear.
So Alex, do you haunt?
I was just trying to really hammer home this.
Oh, that's because Nan ain't here to defend herself.
And she wouldn't. No, she wouldn't.
We would invite Anna to have a podcast, but Hunter would have to fill all the silence because Hunter just said he doesn't like silence. Wouldn't that be true? And Anna don't talk much.
Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, we got Alex. Alex, you took a kind of non-traditional route back to the business.
I've been everywhere.
She's a classically trained pastry chef. Is that right? Is that what you're?
There you go. Great pastries there. Great pastries.
See? There you go. Look, that's why I said very non-traditional, kind of a circuitous route via Baton Rouge back to...
Uh-oh.
Wait, how are we related?
Yeah, I actually think we are, actually. Somehow your mom is related to the Leonard. The Gibsons and the Leonards out there in Ward 9 are somehow my mom's a Leonard originally. Are we all related?
Yeah, I mean, winters ain't cold, but they are lonely.
If I could get ice cream and bananas.
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Oh, I was out when he said young. Good.
Oh, headache rack.
Yeah.
Neighborhood watch.
Go ahead.
Oh, I got it. Yeah, I heard there was a reason for it. Yeah, I've got an I don't have an appointment. My wife has an appointment. For what? At a doctor? No. Oh, what could it be that made us all change our schedules? Y'all can take this up with her. This ain't got nothing to do with me other than I thought it may be in my best interest to attend. What? What?
Boy named Sue.
Brittany is going to make an appointment to go somewhere close to Dallas, which is not close, mind you. You're going to Dallas today? It's closer than Israel to get a tattoo from the oldest tattoo shop in the world, allegedly. I don't know. The oldest tattoo shop in the world is next to Bucky's?
Well, they're making a U.S. tour. So the folks from Israel come to the United States and their deals, they got like a selection and it's all basically resurrection-based tattoos.
Oh, man.
And they're old Israeli stamps. So like they're very... I don't know. I don't know a lot about it. I haven't looked into it. Are you getting one? No.
Oh, if you think I'm not going to stop. And you think you ain't bringing me back.
I am passing Dairy Palace, too. Yeah, it's going to be kind of a long trip.
Yes, today.
On her body? I don't know. I was about to say somewhere near Dallas. I'm a guy who has no issues with tattoos, right? I just don't want one. Oh, I have issues with them. They take a needle and you're out on that. Getting in that color. I will say. But I sat there as Johnny D got that one on his forearm. So that was Las Vegas. Sat there for 10 minutes of the three hours.
Well, yeah, I wasn't going to sit there the whole time. I figured I'd come back and check on you.
Yeah, you don't want to do it here.
Your first, how many you got? Well, your choice, where you get one is important.
Well, you know, the good news is you didn't ask your dad to do one because he did his own on his arm.
Yeah.
Oh, leprechauns?
Well, there's a bunch of that stuff out there as a twin parent. You would be surprised at what they match boy and girl. I'm saying for twins. Like when you get in that twin section.
Matching leprechaun tattoos? Did Lisa get Lisa right here?
Tattooed is a loose term for what that is. That's more of a stencil.
hey them robertsons at the front of the road a little wilder that's why they keep them out of the gate yeah i think i think actually the person whose name starts with d i think my mama beat her up in a mcdonald's back in like and to think al was just through that wall right there yeah if we could just have al slide over here i did ask al about his tattoo one time i said al
You interested in riding to Dallas today?
No, I don't care. Then why are you going? Hey, it's her body. She asked me to go. That's why I'm going. It's the chaperone. I'll drive back, yeah, because she can't see at night. She's blind as a bat at night. You're getting so old. No, this is not a new thing. She's been that way since I've known her, so I don't know.
If she wears her contacts at night driving, she says all the lights look the same.
Yeah, well.
Yeah, well, we spend a lot of money there. And I hope my kids get my eyes because I haven't adjusted for that part of the budget yet. But no, she asked me to go, so I'm going to be as supportive as I can be. And hopefully today won't end up in counseling. Well, it's just words. It's a stamp. Like, hey, go get on your book of faces there. And you know Jennifer that worked for us?
Jennifer did it last week in Nashville. What? She's not getting the one that Jennifer got, but look at Jennifer's. Do they use the gun or is it the one where they tap on the... Alex, you're giving me way too much credit for researching this. I just said yes and I'm going to grab my computer and I'm going to work from the passenger seat on the way over there and then I'm going to drive back.
It seems as if... Did you find Jennifer Allen? Yeah. Throw it up. You can throw up Jennifer's tat. She was in here the other day showing it off there, but... Yeah, so it's... So they take a stamp, they stamp you, and then they tattoo you? Yeah. So that's what they do.
They're all old stamps. And you got to drive to Israel to get that. Well... See, Christian got one. There you go. Well, if Christian's doing it. Well, he went and did it in Israel. See, I'm more about work smarter, not harder. Ain't no Buc-ee's in Israel. No, ain't no Buc-ee's there. You can't find, well, you can probably find plenty of briskets in Israel, but not slathered.
Ain't going to have bacon on it.
A pastry?
Which one?
Oh, on your... On the bun.
So why don't you... I mean, at that point... It was my husband's idea. At that point, you could just... It was whose idea?
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Once a week, roughly, on average, she walks into my office with something in a Tupperware that says, Mom told me to give you this. And it can be anything from Mexican cornbread, beans. Last week was chicken and dumplings, and my ratty little kid stole them from me. So they do approve of Lisa's chicken and dumplings. I've tried to make them chicken dumplings before. They go, I don't like it.
And then I set the bowl of Lisa's in front of them, and they just went both hands in. And I said, yeah, that's about right. Okay. So I like hers better myself. I've got to be honest.
that's why he went with a pizza when did y'all quit dressing alike like i want to know what like my future is for this or do y'all still does she wear this no she have a band-aid on her neck last week
Oh, okay. I told you, I never knew.
So, well, here's the deal on that. And I told you in the text message when we sent you, I never know sometimes about separation of church and state. That's what I like to call it. Like when family that works for one side of the business, I just don't know all the rules that we have in there. So I never, I never want to confuse anything.
Plus I don't ever want anybody to feel like, oh crap, I got to say yes.
But now that we can, well, there's two people I'd really like to have on here too, right? Beth. and Harry.
I know, but the Prophet, I feel like the whole world needs to get to know Harry Prophet. He's also an IT at the end.
What's that?
I like Harry. He's an interesting guy who, the closer he gets to retirement, becomes way more savage in his old age, and I love it. He's a little lippy now. He is lippy, and he is the anti-us.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, wow. Now you just some people overachievers, Alex. I think that's where you fit in.
But no, that I just never want anybody to feel like, oh, crap, I have to do that. So I want you to I'm glad that you volunteer. And look, anytime you want to come back, all you got to do is send the text message.
Y'all are neighbors, right?
He's a great cook. I hyphenated that word. Yeah, okay.
No, he's not. You should have just worn it like a man, not the Band-Aid. I wanted to look professional.
I ain't scared of Jay. I just... He ain't ever got to look for a reason to be pissed off, so I don't ever give him one.
Quiet.
I sent your sister home one day because I showed her a picture of a snake. She threw my phone, and she left for like a day and a half. She's more scared of them than I am.
Rat on a Cheeto.
He can't even get away from coaching. Now he's back teaching people how to choke each other out. So I guess once a coach, always a coach.
But Alex, you got three kids, right? I'm just trying to let the people get to know you. We're about out of time here. But you got three of them.
Really?
Y'all could have set a calendar.
And you got Carter. March 8th.
Yeah. It happens.
Well, I saw it. It's hard to watch. A buddy of mine's a plumber, and I saw he had to go out there and fix something at their house. And I said, they were just the nicest, most caring people. And I was like, well, yeah, that's who Phil and Kay are. So he must have been having a good day while the plumber was there. So that's a good thing.
No, they used to keep a healthy separation. Phil be on the land and Kay be uptown. No, that's what she said. Hey, bury me in the woods. Yeah, they'd reconvene around dinner time, and that was about it. They were always doing it.
Well, who doesn't? I have a really good one. We most of the time got it out of the way before we started a career. Well, no, no. Because I even have a good one. Like, I just had to deal with it at football practice, right?
It gives you hope.
Yeah. First time anybody ever called Phil cute.
Oh, shoot. Well, I guess Johnny D, you want to- I got you. A little black sheep verse. A little black sheep.
Also, the reason we're in this room and not in that room is because we don't fit in. So this is the place for misfits and degenerates. If it makes you feel any better, I'm also the black sheep of my family. No.
I don't fit in either, Hunter. Oh, all right. Well, we'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room.
You were cupping before cupping was cool. Yeah, I did it.
Just lied.
If you put a Band-Aid on your forehead, that's commitment.
We're not going to stay there, Hunter. But if you thought you were going to get a pass on that, wrong answer. You knew better than sitting over there. Welcome, Hunter.
So your dad like started that trend way before it was a trend to like kicking the top off the water bottle. He just tried it with toilet paper and a human. Yeah. That's cool. He used up all of his. Man, there's a lot of stuff making more sense now. It really is. My parents were weird.
You ever seen that show, How I Escaped My Cult? No. Tell me more. No, I was just curious. You may want to look into it sometime. Oh. Wow, what a life. Man, Hunter.
The fans have been clamoring for you.
I don't either. Other than I've just been sitting here laughing for most of it. Hunter is a national treasure. Yeah, you want to know why we put you there? Here we go, buddy.
Yeah, you said he's doing a great job, buddy. You ought to see how fast him feet close.
And they're reaching out to my Instagram, which is new. Yeah, Hunter pulled me aside this morning. He said, I got a question about Instagrams and DMs. And I was like, yeah, stay out of it.
Everything on top of the water, cool. Everything under the water, cool.
I've got to hide it, you know. Run shallow, run deep, boy. I would like to revisit that I wanted to look professional. Hunter, this is what you wear every day. Yeah, this is live.
Very predictable.
There you go.
Yeah.
But then you had all their stickers all over the thing. I had a T-shirt. Those shirts are expensive, though.
Yeah, people weren't way, they're not too.
That fits the demographic.
Mm-hmm. I got cousins that go there, man. That's fine. I like West Washtenaw. I love it. It's just too far out there.
Uh-oh.
That's right.
Where'd you grow up? Ruston. You're from Ruston.
Yeah. Did y'all leave or did they kick y'all out?
Okay. I was just curious. So like Ruston, north of Ruston or south of Ruston?
Which way did you go when you got off interstate? Right. Left. Left. Oh, south of Ruston.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there you go.
Yeah. I was just curious because you didn't strike me as a Rustonite. I mean, I got friends that are from Ruston and they –
Yeah. Well, exodus for you. Oh, there you go.
There's a strong chance he could palm Hunter's head. Yeah, probably.
He got dealerships in Salt Lake City, too.
Yeah. Wow, Rusty. I would have never figured you for a Rusty. How did we get on that? It's the way we always do. It's a long and winding road.
Well, the problem is he got bit by a snake and then somebody tried to suck the poison out of it. Lucky for him, she must have got it because he's still alive. Honor, let's face it. You're as close to a little brother as I'm ever going to get. So this is a lot of fun for me.
Yeah.
Absolutely. Yeah, we'll have to wait until squirrel season.
All right, Pepe Le Pew. Google it. Pepe Le Pew. No, they do use the musk glands of skunks and of beavers to do a lot of perfumes and all kinds of things. I don't know about this raspberry deal, but if there's a part of a nutria that tastes like a raspberry, that's wild.
What?
It's food. Yeah, it is.
Really? So from the grundle of a beaver to your Pop-Tart.
For Hunter on a date.
hunters on a day man how do you think it's going i hope well i do too but i mean it's gotta be going better than i thought because he didn't come into work on his off day i was afraid hunter was gonna show up anyways well yeah that didn't work out i just came to work instead y'all just dock me for a half day please yeah i need to be here yeah my mind off things but now you can slide over with me if you want to i might i just depends on the day
I should be able to get you a little FaceTime with Coach if you want to.
I said, well, Godwin, that's a problem. I said, it's the only day we've had a south wind in two weeks, and you're going right into it. I said, any other time you'd had a north wind pushing you for the last two weeks, but not today.
ULM 21, Alabama 14. We got him. That's hard to believe Alabama was 6-5.
Yeah, his year one.
Hunter's too embarrassed. I've been planning on it. Well, that seemed kind of weird. I can't put a secret camera in the episode. I was about to say, if we had a camera recording Hunter that he didn't know about, that'd be weird.
Yeah, just put the little clips there. Just random places. It doesn't really matter.
Just go steal him from his Facebook. And be sure you tag him, too. He loves when he gets new followers on Instagram. Hey, he's been bragging about that. Oh.
It's hard to believe we're still, we're almost 20 minutes into this and Goblin still ain't here. That's not hard to believe. The difference is Goblin said he would hang around. When I retired, You most definitely won't see me again. That's a good point. I'm not one of those one foot in, one foot out kind of guy. Let's just roll, baby. He gone gone. Gone gone. Si retired.
He's a one foot in, one foot out guy. He got both feet still in. Si got expensive hobbies, so Si's still in. Don't let him fool you.
The only thing Si don't do is make reads. He said, I love everything about this job, but the actual job. So I'm still going to hang around. Y'all still pay me.
And we were like, you know what? As chief morale officer, you got it, buddy. CMO, chief morale officer.
Oh, God. Oh, that boy got blasted on that.
Yeah.
I don't know. Willie didn't catch no strays. Jace took all the stray bullets.
He's out. Spoiler alert, Willie gets half the money anyway.
That's got one for you. I told him, I said, you know, I've noticed one thing about them boats. The more you're in them, the more stuff breaks. So, yeah, he's figuring that out, you know. He's in his lot. Sal, what's your problem? Why you got a Monday? Why did you have a bad day? Why?
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Yeah, when he never started, he was one to really be in a panic anyway.
What's that? Don't hurry me. Oh, don't, yeah. Be quick, don't hurry.
No. Is that why you just decided you'd get everywhere 30 minutes early so you didn't have to hurry?
The last time Si got in a hurry, he fell out of a boat.
oh i'm not saying when you're your age as successful as you've been what determines a bad day that's that's what um you just maybe it's a bad mood oh we're like you know instead of a bad day you need to watch bluey there's a whole episode about that yeah uh-huh bad mood it's called bad mood bingo but um bingo is always bad I'd love to see Cy watching Bluey.
Yeah.
Yeah, trash.
Stay off the Yovan show, sir.
Anyways. I'm just saying.
Godwin, we just decided we'd go ahead and kick it off. Welcome, friend. You can take a minute, collect your breath.
Boy, that's another thing about retirement. You don't even care about what day of the week it is. I don't do nothing. I don't start that till noon.
No, it's just on the innards of it.
That's how it always happens to me.
They do it every time you go to get up. Did you ever try like a slow get up? Yeah. Yeah.
That's about an hour. I mean, that's probably seven miles. from there to the end. I bet that's one hour, yeah. Well, probably longer than that, because you don't go straight. There ain't no part of that channel straight from there to there.
I would say that we're a little harder on our boats than say we are on other equipment.
And I think probably the real truth is about 60% of the people that have them ain't got no business having them. I'm just being serious. At this point, now, eventually, when my parents turned me loose with a boat and motor, I ain't have no business. I mean, I was 16 years old. They said, good luck. Oh, goodness. Now, I had run a boat, but it was always tiller steer. I'd never run a console steer.
Oh, these all kind of.
It sounds like an Instagram reel collection. Uncle Cy reacts to Bluey. He just watches all of it.
No, they don't care. They just plowing.
He does. Not intentionally.
Once a week. At least once a year. I fall out of the boat. Yeah. Well, look, he's great at it. Here's the deal. I done figured out there's way less peril in the water than there is in that boat. So if you get a little off balance, rather than tear everything up you got in that boat.
Hit the water and then get back in the boat.
And them fish know it.
Yeah. I don't want to get in the water right now, but during the summer, like, yeah, I've, I've ended up in the water.
Oh, ain't no doubt. He's the only one with a heart.
Yeah. Rather than tear up everything in my boat. Yeah. A lot easier to get out of the boat.
No, that was a bad one there. That one got me. And then they just drove off into the sunset.
Some old boys at a deal we were speaking at. I just looked at them driving off and I said, well, this is where I'd die. I said, ain't no way I can tread water till somebody find me.
Minnesota.
In a place called Green Lake, Minnesota.
Pretty big, from what I could tell. It gets way bigger when the boat you were in is driving away from you. It's driving away from you, yeah. And, like, the water was, like, seven foot deep.
Yeah.
yeah i said can y'all can y'all hurry please like they come back around don't worry about that hat just get me yeah they said well your stuff's over here i said i don't care get me in that boat man i ain't worried about stuff i've been treading water now for what seemed like an eternity really wasn't about five minutes but for a man my size that's oh yeah that's a long time tread water a couple times i went down to the bottom and kicked off to come back up my legs got tarred but it's about seven foot deep
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Yeah, but even in salt water, I sink. So I don't know. Something about Godwin's chemistry and whatever he do in there, he floats in water. But I do not. I'm like a fish.
Is that what it is? I'm just panicked. All right.
I can't float. I do have a certain fear of drowning. That ain't the way I want to go. If I'm in any way in control of that, that ain't it. I don't want to go that way. That's me and fire. Yeah, that's another one. Fire and ice. I'm out on them, too.
Yeah, preferably in my sleep. Yeah. Or hooked up.
What you got?
It's amazing. I was like, I kind of actually just come to peace. I said, well, this is where it's all going to end. Because they were still on pad going the other way. You couldn't swim to the edge? Buddy. No. You got Google. Google Green Lake, Minnesota.
Well, we were in a pontoon boat fishing, right? On a pontoon. That lady's got great hair.
He got outside the gate. I never saw any issues of needing a life jacket in a pontoon boat. Well, I didn't know when he said we're about to leave that he meant throttle down.
Yeah, that's it.
Huh? You can swim a mile. No, I can't.
Buddy, when you get dumped into 60 degree water. Oh, it was cold. It's Minnesota. My bad. Buddy. Oh, so you went. Oh, I drank a good... I was not going to die of dehydration. Now, there was a small chance I'd have Montezuma's Revenge or Giardia or whatever that was.
God, I love y'all's nicknames.
Yeah, we's out in the middle of that pond, buddy. There wasn't nothing.
I believe in you. I'm certain I wouldn't have. So, I mean, but I love your belief. I believe it. Thank you for the positivity. But no, I was like, that's a lonely feeling when the rig you were in is just leaving. Like, I mean, that's a lonely feeling.
Yeah. And then I saw, I saw him get down off pad and I said, somebody realized I wasn't there anymore. Now will they find me? Like I ain't have nothing.
I can't wave. I done got too tired. I was just, hey. How long were you in there? I'll tell you, it felt like an eternity, probably five minutes by the time they shut down and spun around and got back to me. That's a long time in cold water fully dressed. Oh, yeah. Yeah. With a lower back problem. That's when my back was. The reason I got thrown out is because I stood up, stretched my back.
And I was doing like this when old boy.
I was doing like this when old boy hit the throttle. I had no control over nothing. I went right. The only thing I did was pushed off the motor so that it didn't cut me when I went by. That's a good job. I was smart enough to grab the motor and throw myself away from the engine.
Yeah.
The last thing I needed was a motor. That's what I thought I hit. Last thing I needed was an open leg wound to sit there and, you know. I got to get that fixed quick.
Yeah. Guy wasn't going to have time to eat his sausage biscuit. Where are you going tomorrow? Darbon.
He got to go find what he left out there. He got to go find that piece he left wherever it is.
We're going to have another fall spring this week, right?
There you go.
Uh-oh. It's just the worst. You ought to be staring down 40 then, Hammer. I can't. You ain't even got to get out of bed and know it's cold outside no more.
Was it your toe?
He smoked cigarettes. Oh, so he took your old one. Pretty easy nickname there. Boy, y'all are really the creative bunch, huh?
That's tough.
It's a Monday that's a Tuesday, but it's a Tuesday that's, I don't know. I'm confused.
Yeah. Oh, boy. I'd argue they were green even.
Yeah. She called them back rent. That's what she called them. I'm about to get mine. Golly. Yeah, this is cold, though. Yeah, once it ain't hunting season, it can be 95 degrees. I don't even care.
No. I want it to be as cold as we can stand while we're hunting. As soon as they take that from us. Yeah. Well, no, it can be 10. Man, I don't care because I'm hungry.
Mentally, I'm prepared for that. But like that week of fall spring we had when it was 80 degrees every day and everything like trees started budding and stuff. I was like. Fish were biting. I don't know about that.
I assume they were.
Yeah. Then they pulled a plug on it.
Where else are you going to go, old man? It don't get no better anywhere else you go.
Bad mood. There was one called Fartman for a while, right?
Hey, they don't do nothing. Johnny D got asked that one time and then he quit.
I don't know if he still plays with them.
Yeah. I sell crickets.
Sounds like you could work for Mr. Cashman. Hey, I'll tell you. You could go be a Yankee. You could be a New York Yankee with that kind of attitude. Not with that beard. No, you'd have to get rid of it.
He's heading out.
You don't say.
Now, I'm not exactly certain, right? And Josh, you weren't around during these days. But here's what I know to be true. When Duck Dynasty was around the first time, I threw out a lot of first pitches. at organizations affiliated with Major League Baseball. I watched a lot. For Duck Dynasty. We all did. We all did.
I'm saying I did, so you know, and I'm the lowest on the totem pole, and I'm cool with that, and I know that. So imagine as you go up the rungs. how many first pitches they threw out, too. I got a lot of ceremonial baseballs in my closet. I don't know why, I guess. Maybe one day my kids will throw them over the field.
Yeah, he was doing it for the – I was in the farm system. Yeah. Because, again, levels.
Yeah, I got a bunch of them from the Southeastern Professional Baseball League.
Got hung with that one. Well, anyway, I think I know why you're probably in a bad mood. You saw the news of what happened on Friday with the New York Yankees general manager, huh? No, I didn't. You haven't? What a stupid boy. What happened with the Yankees? Well, I guess they're still sour. You know, they got thrashed in the World Series, so they're trying to change some things.
I know me and Godwin did several together. Me and Godwin were big into minor league sports.
So anybody in the Yankees organization in your farm system, holler at your boy. I'll come do it.
Why beards don't work.
Yeah. Actually biblical. Johnny D, you got any emails in there? I was not ready for that question. Do we have any voicemails? Why not? You can read the clock. No, that's Hunter Department.
But if you do want to leave us a voicemail, the number is 318-215-6559. And we got old-fashioned email too. Hello at duckcallroom.com.
Gulf of America.
What's up, baby?
Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries made it funny. Said that the same regulations apply to the Gulf of Mexico and the Gulf of America. I saw that. They made that post.
Yeah.
Emmanuel.
Yeah, he's saying, well, if you get a head start on it.
Leave him some bread. But I can come back and give you a map.
Yeah. Si said a year hiatus. Time's going to be irrelevant.
And like, we're going to have a job.
I just don't like it. Yeah, drag it over there so Si can read it. Hold on. If you know him, he's going to read it.
I'm going to teach him a better way. I might come up on a waterway. I was going to slide up there and say-
And your gift is life? Yeah.
fly period like me i'm saying self-propelled flight like yeah like let's go to set let's go friend i don't know if you know that i do not think you'll have to flap your arms hey actually go i'm just saying doing anything again i'm just saying self-propelled not like fly on an airplane ain't no backpack you know backpack worry about game wardens
Game wardens. There's probably enough of them that keep tabs on us. Game wardens, listen, can you send us an email of the craziest tickets you've ever written?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
Transferred a blank.
Yeah. Goblin didn't get that same grace that time as battery.
This is retirement Godwin. He used to be second everywhere we went, only behind Si.
America's favorite.
But look at our branding up there. Yeah, so basically the New York Yankees can have a beard as long as they don't look like us. Does anybody remember when James Harden was going dummy in the NBA there for a little while?
Amen, buddy.
You never know. Saturn.
All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car. That's out of here.
A biggin'. Very unkempt beard. There are periods of greatness that include facial hair.
Thank you.
Thank you. See? And he was a Yankee. Hey. Was he? There you go. Well, I mean, they were Yankees and Rebels back then. What's that you think he was on? Yeah. I mean, he was on the winning side, and the Rebels didn't win. The Rebels did not win. I'm just saying. So he was a Yankee. He even had a top hat. That's it.
And now he's last. He's always late. If he shows up. Where is Godwin? He's either late or don't even show up. Retired Godwin is a proven flight risk now.
No, he'll read it over your shoulder. His eyes actually are really good.
That's right there with saying. No diss though. That's right there when you start something with all due respect. You're throwing respect out the window right there. I mean.
I mean, thanks for grinding in the woods all the time. Hey, I just want to know what he's going to say now that the show's coming back out and they have Duck Dynasty Night at Yankee Stadium. That's going to be the best thing ever.
Like when A&E pays to have Duck Dynasty Night at Yankee Stadium just because of this, because it's going to release again during baseball season, and we're probably going to have to go to New York City for that at some point.
Mr. Cashman, if you don't put us in a box – There will be riots.
I'm about to go out there and get Aaron Judge to just choke you. And then there's some people posting gifs. Oh, wait, that was me.
Look at him. Somebody get that man in touch with AG1.
And neutrophil?
Yeah. Jealousy, buddy.
I mean, I just don't understand the argument against a beard in baseball. Are they trying to keep them rolling like Jason Wirth did that time? You know what happened with him? Won the World Series. All-Star Games, World Series.
Unless you're that guy. He's doing all right. I mean, he's doing all right. He probably agrees because he's making money hand over fist and spending somebody else's money like it's his own. Oh, man. But the fact that he just took a shot at us.
Well, he's been in communication letting me know he was coming.
No, that's a diss.
No. In the town of Ravel? He hit it with an Odiss.
To the town of Raven.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, Ravel's old, man.
No rundown.
They do have a Johnny's pizza, though.
He broke down on Darbon, said he spun his prop. He said, I hit something the other day, but I didn't think it did nothing.
Yep. That's right there with all due respect. No, and I was like, all right, whatever follows those statements. are the exact opposite of what you just asked permission for.
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Yeah, if you wanted like a long, lonely cruise on Darbon, that would have been the day. He said, I'm idling somewhere 26 and 7 miles an hour. And he was halfway up the lake. He put in at the very south end of the lake, and he was about halfway down the lake when I talked to him. So he should be here. He put in at the spillway or he put in at? Put in at the spillway. Okay.
Number two what?
Oh, no.
Where's he from?
Oh, I thought we were rolling.
I'm pretty sure I'm one of the few that go into Dairy Palace and order the Spamburger.
You can get fried Spam on a sandwich up in the Dairy Palace.
I guess it's still there, huh? I ain't been past Tyler in a hot minute. Every time I get into Texas now, I turn and go south, it seems like. I don't ever get to stay on 20 and keep on trucking.
Yeah. Your wife will probably go. Trade days, that antique time's coming up, right? Like highway 80 trade days or whatever it is.
That's spending money every stop of the way.
You don't want somebody else's furniture is what you mean.
I've stopped every time we had Kay in.
I've stopped in there at least 10 times with Kay Roberts.
Yeah, right off the interstate. Right where Chris is from. Yeah. Yeah, but where's... Where's Canton? A little over halfway to Dallas from here. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Don't that sound like Miss Kay? Hey, that sounds like a good... Yeah.
Yeah. I've eaten there a lot. Yeah. A lot.
Oh, you know what's fun? I got to do a deal at the end of March and end Dallas for Academy. You want to go? It's kind of tight. I get to introduce Nick Saban. What do you get to do? It's this deal. Saban's the keynote speaker and I get to introduce him for Academy. You get to open up for Nick Saban? Uh-huh. He better not be rude to me either because I get to mic first. He better not be rude.
And he was at Terrell Island when I talked to him, which is about the halfway point of the lake.
Coach, you better say go Tigers if you're listening to this. You were there for a while.
I don't care.
I'll say whatever I can to coach.
Yeah. If he'll say go Tigers, I'll say roll tide. That's the deal I'm going to make with him. Right there.
I don't care. It's Nick Saban, man. I mean, he beat the socks off of us. Hey, should I wear my UBLM shirt? Tide rolled, baby. What up, baby?
Yeah, when ULM went into Tuscaloosa and dropped that L on y'all, boys.
Overrated. Hem and Stone refuse the headphones. Well, sup?
This was, well, it had gotten bumpy.
We got none. Oh, you got it then.
I need that for my Instagram thing.
He had the mask on.
It's a good gig if you can.
Hold on. My computer's locked in my truck. I might as well do it.
A little bit smarter.
I come away with a lot of jewels that I didn't see before. Every time he does go on Unashamed, he comes back here mad about something. And then just starts yelling about some part of the Bible that he's mad about.
They got a guy that uses big words that nobody knows what they mean for a guy that uses big words that he can't pronounce.
Oh, that's better than the stuff, for sure.
Who assigns the value? The government. And we don't know if that's a King or a Congress. We don't even know. How many governments they got?
I'm in.
Oh, I'm about to get blasted.
But you shouldn't judge people that don't.
How did you not know it was Halloween?
We were on a duck trip. You didn't have a calendar?
No.
But he's one of, like, the greatest cooks we all know. But he never went in a grocery store. Hey, he don't shop for it.
My grocery cart's right here on my phone, and then somebody just sets it at my door.
424. Hadn't had a plan yet. Congratulations.
Oh, okay. No offense to you guys. You know the Bible more than me, and I broke my microphone. But I have seen my parents walk through what you're walking through because we were very close to all our grandparents. And it just always reminded me of how I want to take care of my parents one day.
And Ephesians 6, 2, and 3 repeats a ton of what is said in the Old Testament over and over again as a law. And Ephesians 6, 2, and 3 says, It's awesome to watch you guys. I know some days are good and it's good to laugh, but I know it's tough because I've seen my parents go through it. But I think
what people might take from this episode is just the joy of seeing you guys going through a really hard time and knowing what's on the other side of it. It's pretty inspiring. So thank you guys for just kind of sharing it with the world of something that honestly sucks, but yeah, really impressive what y'all are doing. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm so nervous. I've got to order it. Let's not get into.
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Canadian Kings.
Yeah, we were sitting here wondering when you were going to show up because you used to always be early and now you're late, but you walk in with dinner.
Catching slabs?
Oh, the fishing pole. I sold one to a ULM bass fisherman the other day.
Oh, he's going to drop shot. And make a worm with it. And the Mickey rig with it. Yeah. We're about to get real technical up in here.
Somebody came in the store the other day to get their hunting license and they, you know, you had to do the hip certification for migratory birds. And he looked at me and goes, do I still have to do this if I'm only hunting snipe? And I said, Oh no. Are you the one?
Apparently that's an actual thing that he was about to go do. I just didn't think anybody actually did it.
didn't have a paper bag or nothing huh i was like he wasn't dark he was head snipe hunting man and i was like i have no idea the rules dude i was like i i don't know yeah dark without a flashlight it's free anyway yeah that's a good eating bird you gotta kill a bunch of them though oh yeah i don't think i've ever even seen one
I think your fish finally settled down.
You better post it.
Just for me. Mm-hmm.
Every time I cook fish on a griddle, it just becomes like ground fish. Yeah. Just all flaky and perfect. Amen.
Turn them into dip?
Cheese dip?
I don't go to restaurants at the beach.
I don't even go to the beach anymore because it snowed there.
I probably ate that much fish last night.
By myself. I crushed.
How many times in your life have you ever run out of propane in the middle of cooking something?
Yeah.
My nieces cooked fish last night. My dad's done taught my nieces how to fry fish. It is magical.
I was cooking burgers. I was cooking sliders. All small. I had a little chicken. I had a little pork. I had a little burger.
No, because I was like, man, this thing kind of ain't working right. It must be cold out here. And then I looked under, no fire. I said, oh, no. Luckily, I live close enough to Big Dave.
The other fryer?
Yeah, I took dad's propane back. I was scared he'd notice.
Put your motorcycles in milk crates?
They were covering themselves.
Hey, did I tell you what I did?
I filmed probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever filmed in my life. Oh. Which is saying something for me.
You know, I'm not afraid of ridiculous stuff.
Hunter's got a first aid kit. Good job, Hunter. Wave to the pretty girls on the camera. How's it going, boys?
And we're going to get, well, we've already been rolling.
Way to go, Hunter.
Owen ain't worried about time. He's retired.
the recliner yeah you gotta hide out of sight out of mind yeah all right you got plenty to do and let me tell you now so we were filming though for the new show at a hardware store but you know it's in the back of the hardware store martin gun section gun store yeah because i worked there i did i worked at that very hardware store I was mic'd up buying a weapon the other day.
Not bad.
I was like, I'll just be right back. We were filming something with some other people, and I walked back up, and all the camera people were looking at me. I was like, just bought a gun. No biggie. Yeah, ain't no thing.
I found a very small shotgun for a certain young boy who will be turning 11 in a month.
Now he owns a gun. Single shot.
All the teal stopped him.
Oh, Martin's about to get covered in glue, everybody. I heard it. Some guy from Vietnam emailed him, by the way.
No, he was there from 68 to 69.
You don't start doing what till noon?
And then in late 69, he went to Fort Polk until February of 72, and he wonders if him and Zion met. I have a theory that you would know. Yeah. You'd remember this guy. Well, I was at Fort Polk.
That's so awesome. Si's got gifts galore over here. Martin's got 18 empty boxes and now a cooler full of crappie at his desk.
Can you shock yourself with anything in there?
Is there any smelling salts?
I'm very interested in smelling salts.
I've never done them.
I guess I have, but they didn't bring me back.
They didn't bring you back, boys. We were at the hockey game the other night, and on the visitor's bench over in the corner, there was 57 mustard packets and smelling salts.
And I guess, and we Googled it and they were like, oh yeah, some hockey players think mustard packets help with cramps.
So hockey players aren't.
I got a lot of questions.
I just thought like Gatorade would work better, but maybe not.
But they were doing the smelling salt things. I was like, you know.
Yeah.
Do you think it could help?
Brittany's here.
They're awesome. Because they're cold. Hold on. Look at there, Goblin. Yeah, are smelling salts like prescription?
Smelling salts. Ah, world's strongest.
Those are all in the archives. You can't see them.
Apparently Joe Rogan beat us to doing smelling salts on a podcast.
That's the difference. Yeah, you can just buy smelling salts. Apparently, there's power lifting smelling salts. It's got 3.3 out of 5 stars.
They ate them. Don't go eating no bath salts, people.
First aid kit appropriate.
I think. This is called first aid only ammonia inhalants.
So for $1.30, you can get the rush of your life for a couple seconds. Why am I interested? You know I am. This is the kind of thing I do and then normally just don't tell anybody about.
Oh, yeah. That's one of the – I've been reading reviews for quite some time now, about the last six months.
I love reading reviews on Amazon. Yeah, I got a few. You got a few? This person gave these smelling salts a one-star review, and then the comment was that they're perfect. You are hard to please, person.
I wish Hunter would have done that in the microphone. He goes, excuse me, excuse me.
That's our voicemail. Hunter? The keeper of.
Hey.
How can something be both a wolf and a cat?
He look like an owl. Oh, I thought you said owl as in like your nephew.
We ain't got no half.
That's just an ugly cat. Yeah. How much does one of these cats cost? 1500 dollars american i saw a cat you could just pick up off you just go to jeff and jessica's house 1500 to 2500 there's cats there's cats that look just like that at the union parish dumpsters yeah they don't call you a cat they don't cost you nothing i've always been is that damn on the right t
No, they lay down. Hold on, could you imagine riding a rabbit? Yeah, too heavy.
The Flemish Giant Rabbit. Let's see. They're from England. Yeah, there you go. There you go.
Look at that. That thing does look like a donkey. Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
Hunter, if you're wondering how I got this photo, I Googled giant rabbits.
We got gifts galore from Martin's corners and caves of his office.
Look at the size of that sucker.
What if I got an emotional swing out of it?
Hunter's the type of person who's going to end up with an emotional support crocodile.
Oh, Lord. That's a bold salesman strategy.
I got the glue out, by the way. You got the glue out. It's hard to break back.
No.
Solid. I've always wondered why glue didn't dry in the bottle. Now we know. Apparently a voicemail about big rabbits.
What was the question, Hunter?
You can't give twins two things.
Uh-oh. I'm so confused. He's so confused. Isaiah 40, 26, God created the stars and calls them all by name. And her name was Star. And he knows every star in the sky. So look up sometime and remember that.
Did you hear what he wants you to do with that?
Give it to the smaller twin.
I think Martin won that trade. Good trade.
Godwinguides.com.
We're not there yet. Holler at me after Valentine's Day. I got you. Really?
A little Caney Lake action. Maybe.
It could fall through. It could fall through.
I don't know real estate.
No, it should go down. I'm going to buy a bunch of MyPillow stuff and put in there too.
Pictures of Godwin on the wall.
That's more important. That is at the tip of this Super Bowl.
Sounds fun. Now, my question about the Super Bowl is, do you know who's performing the halftime show? No. Who is? Okay. You don't know. Martin?
Swift? No, it's some guy named Lamar. Lamar? Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar. Lamar Kendrick. And don't be like, oh, well. What does he do? He's not family friendly, I'll tell you that much. Is he a rapper? Yeah. I was like, I've legitimately never heard of him.
and he's playing the super bowl and i'm like am i that guy now yeah you're that old am i yeah but i've heard of him but i don't know i feel like i've heard of him yeah but but i was like i don't know what he sings so i went to spotify played the song thank goodness my kids weren't around and then i was like how is this going to work in the super bowl also i've never heard a single song none of them none of them i mean i think i have
You already told me what you're doing for dinner. Let me have them.
Did you see that, sir? What is it? Beyonce won the Grammy for best country album. Are you kidding me?
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
They can't stop. They won't stop.
I ain't never heard of the person doing the Super Bowl shows.
We used to have Michael Jackson.
They didn't get it quite. Grammy Country Album nominees.
Last year, Lainey Wilson won it. That seems right. Against Kelsey Ballerini. Yeah. The Brothers Osborne, Tyler... I haven't even heard of these people either. I just don't listen to music, I guess.
Ooh.
This year, Beyonce... The winner. The runner-up, Chris Stapleton.
Post Malone's on here.
Oh, my gosh. How does he know so much? Hunter said his album wasn't that bad.
I'd listen to that. Yeah. I listen to Kanye's Christian album all the time, although he just has his wife running around naked everywhere, which is weird. You see that? Uh-uh. Don't open your phone. Why? Just naked. Kanye's wife at the Grammys. She was naked.
I don't know.
And I was like, put some clothes on.
No.
It was a wild night.
No, I didn't.
What's there?
Hey, Grizzly Jigs, they're like the us of, what's it, Missouri? Is that where they're from?
We're four just absolute slabs into this episode.
Some lady named Kim came in the store today and she screamed at me.
I was walking out of the back. I just put some rods up and she goes, Johnny D. And I was like, whoa. I didn't know it. And she's like, I'm sorry. Does that make you uncomfortable when people get excited? And I was like, lady, whenever somebody's so excited to meet me that they scream, it actually makes me feel pretty good inside.
Fire away. Her name was Kim. She was hilarious.
You ain't even doing that anymore. You're just talking into the can and fishing.
What all did you do in South Texas? You were out there baptizing people in the cold.
We're all in one accord.
That's what car Jesus drove. He's got endless variety. All in one Accord.
It takes a lot of guys to get out there.
It's not going to be no pain to it.
Oh. I don't know what you call power fishing and crappie fishing.
Oh, that fin's been at them, baby.
Yeah.
I'm just throwing something at the fish that I'm looking at.
Hey, Pastor Ketchup. Hey, man, buddy. You just call me when I get ready. Don't be talking with your mouth.
Yeah, he did.
No, that was me smashing the Little Debbie's.
I know it.
Oh, look. I ate a donut the other day. Did you? I did.
It was awesome. When I was at the Mississippi River Monsters deal. Did you tell Paula?
She said, you better be careful. I said, I didn't eat but one. Yeah, four. I couldn't get off of them. I had to walk away.
But my blood sugar was low. I had to heat it up.
Gosh almighty.
Is that even a question? He made it funny over there.
I've never had it. You're going to have to bail me one.
No. No? I'm in on that. No? I'm in on that. Can we make that a topping? We can actually do that.
Have pizza with french fries. I got it.
I gotta go catch some fish first.
I gave Joe Hannum a lag to fish.
Make up some salve to dip it in. That sweep the swamp pizza at Johnny's.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He said cocktail, but I'm like, if you just like. Oh, we keep adding stuff to it.
Cornbread. Wow. What kind of cornbread? Who's cornbread?
Cornbread.
I'm going to go cornbread. Pizza.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, have you had that cornbread, that Mexican cornbread up there, or iron cactus? Uh-huh. Oh, that's a slob of it. Let me tell you, it's like a... It's all you can eat by yourself. It's good. Meat. It's got all kinds of stuff on it. I guarantee you.
Well, I can't eat jelly no more. I can't eat jelly no more.
Bojangles. That biscuit's no good. I said it. Bojangles biscuits ain't no good. I've had one in my life. I heard different.
both of them um yeah what kind of question is that yeah neither i'll say which one do you like better i'm on the neither i'm gonna go with phil's beard i'm gonna go with john david i'm gonna have my own write-in category i'm taking phil robertson's beard i'm gonna take mine
If we had to choose.
I reckon so.
Now they good. They tender.
Oh, man.
But if it's a contest on who can eat the most. Now, if it's a gourmet hot dog. But then it makes it a gourmet hamburger. No, he didn't say gourmet hamburger.
He did.
Well, that's what I thought he said.
You toast the bun. You grate the cheese. It's got to be grated cheese. Top you up with some purple onions.
Get some chili on it.
I can testify to that. I don't know about the hot dogs, but I know you can eat cheeseburgers until they run out of meat.
But what are you calling a bad hot dog?
They're better.
They pop when you, yeah.
Who'd have ever thought hot dog versus hamburger?
Wilson Weenie. Put it in a bun?
If you fall 10 feet and hit the ground, you could die. That's right. 10 feet. 10 feet. LeBron James can dunk. That thing's way over 10 feet. No idea what that means. Bungee jump.
You know what makes me mad? You know what makes me so angry? What? Next. I fished a cat. Oh, fish and cats.
I don't know how we got here, but I'm glad we did. Now we are. I've enjoyed the journey. Help us.
Yeah, but it's got to be the kind that you dip it in there and it sticks to the outside.
Oh, boy. Okay. You didn't think of that, did you?
Why don't you put food on a pizza?
No, we ain't trimming down. No.
But not together. Not at the same time.
Why not just make a pizza and put cheese and meat on it?
Now we're getting technical.
At the end of the day, all we really are is Hawaiian pizza goes in the trash.
Until you feel how that boat's sitting on that prop wide open.
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Or eat some more.
Yeah, I got to push you some now.
Argentina.
The sweet.
Yeah. Or you're wearing a honey hole hat.
We's thinking about our best spots.
Milk.
Oh, you got to choose one or the other. Can't do it. Quit doing both.
You can't do both. Coke, zero.
Yeah, I know. But waffles has got all that. Look, you can slop that butter and feel every square.
I can understand the after. That was so good.
You're going to have to do that with dude wipes. I don't never eat chicken and waffles.
Yeah, it is. No, not.
Bloomin' Onion is the best version. Bloomin' Onion.
Yeah, but that wasn't legal. You broke a rule.
There you go.
You got me walking them nachos at traps at seafood. Seafood nachos. Yeah, they're good.
Nope. It's slow.
This or that.
Not either. Neither.
Have they got a heater in that igloo? You betcha. Have they? You know them people get on ice fishing in them huts and they got heaters in them? Don't they know heat melts ice? I'll fix that. I was going to ask you about that. That ain't, I mean, that ain't right. That ain't right. Everybody keeps asking, you need to come up here ice fishing. No, I ain't doing it. I look like the Michelin man.
Mm-mm.
If they slime you, you can throw your shirt away. Yeah, but hey. I'm not worried about the slime.
It's still summertime, baby.
You saying them new ones where they go up in the air? Yeah.
Oh, the parachute's tied there? No, it's a big old flat round blow-up deal you get on, but it'll go up in the air. I don't think it's supposed to. Oh, they make them go up there. I see it all the time. This or that, I'm going with that.
I wonder what would happen if you let it go. Unclick the rope.
Cut it.
You got on the interview.
Oh, I'd be the Michelin man if I got on ice. They said, oh, we drive trucks out there. I said, I know. I see them pulling them out on the news.
Do you know how Eskimos build their house?
If you just want to be difficult, you can do that. Perfect. You can just edit out what we don't like anyway. If the answer is pizza or french fries, I want both.
Yeah, I remember Eastwood more than John Wayne.
But both, I'm going to say both of them. Oh, God was giving us a both. I'm a both. Breaking rules. I'm an Eastwood guy.
You know what I'm saying, little fella? You got to pick one. you gotta pick one you gotta pick one you gotta pick one no hey one or the other hey son you ain't radio i'm gonna do eastwood because i remember most of him because there you go okay i i'm a little josey come get washed up now
With butter on it? Mm-hmm.
That's way more important to say. Hey, when we go to the picture show, Paula eats popcorn for dinner. That's what she wants.
But she don't put butter on it. You don't what? You don't put butter on her popcorn. There's butter already on her. That's ridiculous.
Crawfish are the same.
There ain't no work in crawfish tale, Papa.
It'd probably be the same.
It's up there with like skydiving.
Forget the king crab.
That's it. Alright, next question. With remoulade sauce. Ooh. Extra horseradish. That's exactly right. I'm with you there.
Black eyed peas. Got to pick one. No. Okra or black eyed peas? Black eyed peas. It ought to be again the law to grow okra.
I'd do that. I'd do it. I'd jump out of a plane with a parachute. I know it'd be fun, but I just don't think I'll. Without it crashing? I don't think I'll jump out of a plane. If I had a parachute on, I knew how to pull a cord. Well, I don't think I'd jump out of a plane. Si, there's a lot less oxygen down there. If you jump from that high. Well, I know, but it's just a grain.
That dude's weird.
I know it. Me too.
That whole thing, catch on.
It's got little fuzzies all over it. Yep, same.
We always do purple hull.
Burley must have done something wrong because he said he shot one of them mule deer. And he said, it ain't like a whitetail. Whitetail's really good, but that mule deer was not, you know.
Well, hey, look, I like a little of it.
Well, I know, but they say it's too light.
Well, no, no, because that's, well, no, it ain't a lot.
I mean, it's got a good flavor, but I never realized what a chore it is to cook if you cook, you know, like a couple of casserole dishes worth addressing. Yeah. Hey, that's a workout.
Especially for a 76-year-old man.
Cutting up all the bell pepper and onions and, you know, then mixing all, let my wife cook the cornbread, you know, crumpled it up, you know.
I didn't hear the recovery. I did hear his Sunday sermon. It was good. I wasn't. It was good. Okay. I heard it was real good. People make religion too complicated, and the human race has taken the word religion and destroyed it where it's not even recognizable. Religion is very simple. It's about light and darkness, and it's about life and death.
We're bad fence straddlers.
And I don't know if you know the number. You probably don't. How many thousands have...
Anything that hinders you.
Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
Yeah. I just had a brainstorm. The Army has all these veterans that are dealing with all their traumas.
So we need to start something because, like, you know, how's a doctor, okay, that just he's been in books all his life, how's he going to help a veteran that's had to kill kids?
Yeah.
That's right.
Because we're losing too many.
You can't even think of what he can do for you. You really can't.
I'll be a TV star and the whole world calls you uncle. That's right.
I'm serious. You know, because I had a lady in Kentucky that went to church with her, and she had the most beautiful white hair, okay? And I mean, like yours, it's full. It ain't falling out.
Well, no, no. Hey, this man used to have a froat. So did my dad, and I didn't get it. Well, I'm just saying, okay?
I know, it's jealous.
Oh, yeah, curls.
I was actually recruited from a, he was drafted.
So he's not at our mall.
You tell them a big change happened right around 1992. Hey, guys, I'll give you when to start the background check. Don't go back.
Jesus is the light of the world.
From the North Pole. Who gets paid for it. Well, the coolest thing about it is, though, okay, is how one man, you can't, one man can make a difference.
Oh, ain't no doubt. Yeah. Okay, because everybody's always saying, no, you can't.
Yeah. That's bull. Cause I, one man does make a difference.
Make it to the prom.
I just went up and said, hey, babe, you know, hey, prom's coming up. You want to go with me?
No, no.
Come on, man. No, no, hey, I know where he's getting to.
Okay, hey, today... this stupid little thing called a cell phone. No, no, no.
Two signs bad, one sign good. Yeah. No, no, because, hey, look, I've had, matter of fact, I had a young lady talk to me somewhere that I went out for an event. And she said, what's wrong with me?
Because nobody was asking this girl out. And I said, hey, you're too fine. I said, the boys around you have confidence problems.
yeah i don't think anybody in this room they just you know they they just think well okay she's so pretty she won't go out with me yeah they none of them say hey you big dummy that's the ones i'd go for yeah i got turned down to go we didn't have prom because dancing is of the devil we had junior senior yeah i got turned down how you like me now girl
That is an update. You need to sing Toby Keith's song. How do you like me now, baby?
And she ain't the only fish in the sea, boy. But they might just say yes.
No signs, Hunter.
Hey, you used the alarm on that. Hey, you ain't getting a sign, Jack. All right.
I must not have been feeling good that day.
Yeah. Yeah, why are you mad, Elf? He's probably hungry. Oh, hey.
He ain't cuddly. Well, Santa Claus has got to be cuddly. Yeah, that's the deal. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you're going to have it for life.
Oh, Lord. Well, they've just got the little needles. Did you imagine them trying that this day? They do a needle and it leaves a scar.
A little scar, a circle scar.
I don't know what. I really don't because you love smiling. Phil's smiling so big you can't even see it through the face.
We gotta be Asian. Oh. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. He did the trick with a spatula. See. I don't wanna.
Hey, look. Hey, I woke up this morning, okay, and I always go in and turn on TV, and then I put in 099929-63. What? And that brings up gospel music. Why? On your TV? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What? It's what, Siria? Siria? Siria MX?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, or XM. But anyway, it brings up the gospel music. And look, hey, no. No, it didn't do it. That's the message on XM 63. It had some kind of stupid kids thing with a little boat coming down on water. With the sound of like a waterfall. Uh-huh. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying, Christine, I said, what's wrong with this stupid TV? Yeah, I said, well, let me check the sports then.
I put it into my sports channel. That's gone too. So I'm saying, what in the world's going on?
Evidently.
Wait, wait. Is that the end of the story? Evidently. My wife gets on the phone. She said, hey, look, y'all are killing my husband. And the lady said, what are you talking about? She said, y'all shut all the things off that he watches. Did they shut off PBS? Oh, yeah, probably. That's a vital part of this podcast. I'm sitting there yelling at this stupid TV screen. Why are you yelling at it?
Because it won't do what I want it to do. It won't bring out my music. It won't bring out my football. You know, well, hey, she got on the phone in about 30 minutes, all this junk and, you know, all the questions, all this, and then finally she said, well, it'll be done by 11.30. So I looked, Christine said, well, it's 11.30, try it. So I, boop, turn on, hit 09963. Do-do-do-do-do.
I said, great work, darling. Good job.
Hey, I'm telling you, you got to have a good woman. That's right. God knew what he was doing when he told y'all that, hey, Adam needed a helpmate.
Back in them days, they had to hear it through the grapevine.
That's right.
Well, no, no. Hey, look, I done said this. I said, look, if it was up to the male, I said, hey, this planet would have nothing living on it of a human. Because, hey, there ain't no way to go through all the changes they go through with childbirth. I don't think so. No. Hard pass. Yeah. They always talk about the weaker sex. That's a big ha, ha, ha. Okay. Well, you're tough.
Oh, no.
Yeah. Yeah, I know you are.
Welcome back to West Monroe. Yeah, yeah.
Well, I remember them days.
Yeah.
I got it. Uh-oh. Hunter and his microphone. I got it. I got a few, but I was wondering if there's something specific you want people to send voicemails about, any specific questions about
Oh, yeah.
It was a huge... Color me interested. I know, it was huge.
All right, I love it. I love it.
Yeah.
Hey, there you go.
Put that one on a t-shirt. Something's wrong, okay? Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
What, the white hat? The umpire? Not the white hat, but the other guy.
I've heard it said both ways. It's kind of like people who say Augustine, or if you're from Florida, you call him St. Augustine, and if you're from Florida, you call it Augustine.
I've heard it said both ways. It's kind of like people who say Augustine, or if you're from Florida, you call him St. Augustine, and if you're from Florida, you call it Augustine.
I saw you guys had a tornado warning or something.
I saw you guys had a tornado warning or something.
I think the case John's making is twofold. It's that he's man, but it's also that he's God. And not just God, to your point about N.T. Wright, who's been very helpful for me in reading through the New Testament, trying to look at it through the lens of what is the bigger picture here that the writers are writing into? And can we step back and have a different vantage point?
I think the case John's making is twofold. It's that he's man, but it's also that he's God. And not just God, to your point about N.T. Wright, who's been very helpful for me in reading through the New Testament, trying to look at it through the lens of what is the bigger picture here that the writers are writing into? And can we step back and have a different vantage point?
One of the things that I found interesting about John 1, when it says in the beginning was the Word, the Word was with God, the Word was God. I mean, John's writing this in a culture that really has a different frame of reference than we would have as first century Judaism. They would have a different reference for that.
One of the things that I found interesting about John 1, when it says in the beginning was the Word, the Word was with God, the Word was God. I mean, John's writing this in a culture that really has a different frame of reference than we would have as first century Judaism. They would have a different reference for that.
But if you go back to the Old Testament, you see this kind of dilemma in the Old Testament. I wrote some of these down because I thought they were interesting. And I think John's answering this in John 1.1. But, you know, you have verses like Genesis 18 where it says Yahweh appeared to him by the oaks of memory and he sat and he sat at the door of his tent in the heat of the day.
But if you go back to the Old Testament, you see this kind of dilemma in the Old Testament. I wrote some of these down because I thought they were interesting. And I think John's answering this in John 1.1. But, you know, you have verses like Genesis 18 where it says Yahweh appeared to him by the oaks of memory and he sat and he sat at the door of his tent in the heat of the day.
So you have this picture of Yahweh says he lifted up his eyes and looked and behold, three of them were standing in front of him. When he saw them, he ran to the tent door to meet them. and bowed himself to the earth. So you have Yahweh actually appearing to someone, but then you read like in Exodus 33, it says, you can't see my face, Yahweh speaking, for man shall not see me and live.
So you have this picture of Yahweh says he lifted up his eyes and looked and behold, three of them were standing in front of him. When he saw them, he ran to the tent door to meet them. and bowed himself to the earth. So you have Yahweh actually appearing to someone, but then you read like in Exodus 33, it says, you can't see my face, Yahweh speaking, for man shall not see me and live.
So there's like this tension in the Old Testament of can God be seen or can God be not seen? Again, in Genesis 19 with Sodom and Gomorrah, it says, then Yahweh appeared rained on Sodom and Gomorrah, sulfur and fire from Yahweh out of heaven. But then in Amos 4.11, it says, I overthrew some of you, as when God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah, and you were as a brand plucked
So there's like this tension in the Old Testament of can God be seen or can God be not seen? Again, in Genesis 19 with Sodom and Gomorrah, it says, then Yahweh appeared rained on Sodom and Gomorrah, sulfur and fire from Yahweh out of heaven. But then in Amos 4.11, it says, I overthrew some of you, as when God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah, and you were as a brand plucked
out of the burning, yet you did not return to me, declares Yahweh. So it's interesting, you read that verse in Amos, and you have this Yahweh, he's speaking of himself in the first person, but then he's also speaking of himself in the second person, I mean, sorry, third person.
out of the burning, yet you did not return to me, declares Yahweh. So it's interesting, you read that verse in Amos, and you have this Yahweh, he's speaking of himself in the first person, but then he's also speaking of himself in the second person, I mean, sorry, third person.
And it's like this weird, you try to make sense of that when you read the Old Testament, and it really is difficult to understand. So in first century Judaism, They had this thing called the Targum, which was a Targumist was someone who would take the Hebrew. Then they would interpret it in Aramaic so that the people could understand it.
And it's like this weird, you try to make sense of that when you read the Old Testament, and it really is difficult to understand. So in first century Judaism, They had this thing called the Targum, which was a Targumist was someone who would take the Hebrew. Then they would interpret it in Aramaic so that the people could understand it.
And when they went into the Old Testament and everywhere that we would read the word like God or Yahweh, they would change that to the word of Yahweh. the same exact word logos that's used in John one. And, and I can show you tons of examples of this, but I think the point is, is when you read that in the beginning was the word, the word was with God, the word was God.
And when they went into the Old Testament and everywhere that we would read the word like God or Yahweh, they would change that to the word of Yahweh. the same exact word logos that's used in John one. And, and I can show you tons of examples of this, but I think the point is, is when you read that in the beginning was the word, the word was with God, the word was God.
And, you know, by him, everything was made without him. Nothing was made. What John is declaring here is, is that this Jesus who came in the flesh is the Yahweh from the Old Testament that appeared to all these people. So the Son of God was present even in the Old Testament, going all the way back to Genesis 1. That's why we ended that last podcast.
And, you know, by him, everything was made without him. Nothing was made. What John is declaring here is, is that this Jesus who came in the flesh is the Yahweh from the Old Testament that appeared to all these people. So the Son of God was present even in the Old Testament, going all the way back to Genesis 1. That's why we ended that last podcast.
We said, go read Genesis 1 and then read John 1, and you're going to see that these overlay. But it's not just Genesis 1 that this overlays with. This overlays throughout the entire Old Testament. Anytime you see that Yahweh appearing to someone, That's actually the sign.
We said, go read Genesis 1 and then read John 1, and you're going to see that these overlay. But it's not just Genesis 1 that this overlays with. This overlays throughout the entire Old Testament. Anytime you see that Yahweh appearing to someone, That's actually the sign.
Well, I want to do a little thing. What did you say? What did you say? Psalm 33? No, Psalm 8. You said something about wisdom. No, it's Psalm 33. Proverbs 8.
Well, I want to do a little thing. What did you say? What did you say? Psalm 33? No, Psalm 8. You said something about wisdom. No, it's Psalm 33. Proverbs 8.
Say that again, because I want to read something after you say that.
Say that again, because I want to read something after you say that.
So listen to this. I've got to read this, because if you read in Genesis 1, chapter 1, verse 1 and 3, I'm going to read it. I'm going to read the actual verse, and then I want to read how the Targumists did interpret this. How the who? The who? The Targumists. These were the Second Temple disciples. Not the terrorists. The Targumists.
So listen to this. I've got to read this, because if you read in Genesis 1, chapter 1, verse 1 and 3, I'm going to read it. I'm going to read the actual verse, and then I want to read how the Targumists did interpret this. How the who? The who? The Targumists. These were the Second Temple disciples. Not the terrorists. The Targumists.
So they were like the sages in Second Temple Judaism that would teach the people.
So they were like the sages in Second Temple Judaism that would teach the people.
So if you were a Jew and you would go to the synagogue and you would go learn from these sages, then this is what they would have said. So Genesis 1.
So if you were a Jew and you would go to the synagogue and you would go learn from these sages, then this is what they would have said. So Genesis 1.
Genesis 1.
Genesis 1.
The point I'm making, though, is that what you're saying about that passage in Proverbs 8 where wisdom is personified, the idea here is that when John's writing this, he's addressing something that was kind of accepted inside of Second Temple Judaism. They knew that somehow, some of these guys knew that wisdom was personified. They knew that the Word was personified. That's why they changed
The point I'm making, though, is that what you're saying about that passage in Proverbs 8 where wisdom is personified, the idea here is that when John's writing this, he's addressing something that was kind of accepted inside of Second Temple Judaism. They knew that somehow, some of these guys knew that wisdom was personified. They knew that the Word was personified. That's why they changed
A lot of times when it says Yahweh, they would change it to the word of Yahweh. So the example in Genesis 1 is they would have read that verse like this, from the beginning with wisdom. The Lord created and finished the heavens. That's a Proverb 8 reference. Then the word of the Lord said, let there be light, and there was light according to the decree of his word.
A lot of times when it says Yahweh, they would change it to the word of Yahweh. So the example in Genesis 1 is they would have read that verse like this, from the beginning with wisdom. The Lord created and finished the heavens. That's a Proverb 8 reference. Then the word of the Lord said, let there be light, and there was light according to the decree of his word.
So they knew the tension in the Old Testament. And the reason why this matters is because they didn't know his name was Jesus. But they did read the Old Testament. And they're like, something's going on here because there's like wisdom is personified in Psalm. I mean, sorry, Proverb 8. And there's all these references of God being seen, but then he's not seen. And how do we make other two Yahwehs?
So they knew the tension in the Old Testament. And the reason why this matters is because they didn't know his name was Jesus. But they did read the Old Testament. And they're like, something's going on here because there's like wisdom is personified in Psalm. I mean, sorry, Proverb 8. And there's all these references of God being seen, but then he's not seen. And how do we make other two Yahwehs?
How do we make sense of all this? Well, we're trying to make sense of it. And then John comes in with with this gospel. True, true.
How do we make sense of all this? Well, we're trying to make sense of it. And then John comes in with with this gospel. True, true.
I'm saying you see it in marriage, though, when the two shall become one flesh. So marriage is a picture, a reflection of what you're talking about. So I might push, depending on what he means, but I haven't read him, but... I do think there's a picture in the sexual union of marriage to a man shall leave his father and mother. The two shall be united and become one flesh.
I'm saying you see it in marriage, though, when the two shall become one flesh. So marriage is a picture, a reflection of what you're talking about. So I might push, depending on what he means, but I haven't read him, but... I do think there's a picture in the sexual union of marriage to a man shall leave his father and mother. The two shall be united and become one flesh.
We have two different people.
We have two different people.
That's called gaslighting, by the way.
That's called gaslighting, by the way.
That's what you thought. I did think John 1-1. Well, I did a little thing called AccuWeather. And you got to get the app. But it's pretty accurate.
That's what you thought. I did think John 1-1. Well, I did a little thing called AccuWeather. And you got to get the app. But it's pretty accurate.
I find that hard to believe that it's accurate. Well, I also look at the radar and make my own determination based on what I see coming. Oh, Susan Sack, he's a thinker, dude.
I find that hard to believe that it's accurate. Well, I also look at the radar and make my own determination based on what I see coming. Oh, Susan Sack, he's a thinker, dude.
It was so bad. You got to understand that your market is like the minor league market.
It was so bad. You got to understand that your market is like the minor league market.
Si, he threw you under the bus just so you know. I did.
Si, he threw you under the bus just so you know. I did.
You see what I mean? Which is interesting, though, when you read, because I agree with you. But there's also the other side of it, that God is more than one. He's more than one person, but he's one being because he says in the very first verse of John 1, that in the beginning was the Word. and the word was with God, so that's meaning, how is he with God? More than one. They're the same person.
You see what I mean? Which is interesting, though, when you read, because I agree with you. But there's also the other side of it, that God is more than one. He's more than one person, but he's one being because he says in the very first verse of John 1, that in the beginning was the Word. and the word was with God, so that's meaning, how is he with God? More than one. They're the same person.
Yeah, that's his point. So are me and you. Yeah, but what happens is, and this has happened throughout the history of the church, is the heresies that have emerged have either been to say that God is only one, or God is three separate beings. And both of those are actually considered heresies in the church. That's the church police coming out in you. It's the same people who read up. It matters.
Yeah, that's his point. So are me and you. Yeah, but what happens is, and this has happened throughout the history of the church, is the heresies that have emerged have either been to say that God is only one, or God is three separate beings. And both of those are actually considered heresies in the church. That's the church police coming out in you. It's the same people who read up. It matters.
Well, the way you would say it would be if God is only one person, that he can't be love. It's impossible. That doesn't even make sense. If God's one person, what is he? Yeah, who would be the object of love? In order for love to exist, there has to be a lover and there has to be a beloved.
Well, the way you would say it would be if God is only one person, that he can't be love. It's impossible. That doesn't even make sense. If God's one person, what is he? Yeah, who would be the object of love? In order for love to exist, there has to be a lover and there has to be a beloved.
You got to have it because it reflects who God is. Listen to how John says it in 1 John. It says, Beloved—I love this. I mean, how many times does he say the word love? Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God. Whoever loves has been born of God and knows God. Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love. So John defines God as love twice, by the way, in 1 John 4.
You got to have it because it reflects who God is. Listen to how John says it in 1 John. It says, Beloved—I love this. I mean, how many times does he say the word love? Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God. Whoever loves has been born of God and knows God. Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love. So John defines God as love twice, by the way, in 1 John 4.
He defines him as love. And so when he talks about that Christ became the propitiation for our sins— he's linking that to the very concept of love, and also he links it to the very concept of what life is. So when we think about love and who God is, that is the primary attribute of God that exists before creation.
He defines him as love. And so when he talks about that Christ became the propitiation for our sins— he's linking that to the very concept of love, and also he links it to the very concept of what life is. So when we think about love and who God is, that is the primary attribute of God that exists before creation.
A lot of these other attributes, and this makes people uncomfortable, I haven't found a way around it, but a lot of these other attributes like wrath and mercy, and sovereignty, those are attributes that happen after creation. Because if you say, who is God pouring his wrath out on? before he creates and all that exists is the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit?
A lot of these other attributes, and this makes people uncomfortable, I haven't found a way around it, but a lot of these other attributes like wrath and mercy, and sovereignty, those are attributes that happen after creation. Because if you say, who is God pouring his wrath out on? before he creates and all that exists is the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit?
Well, the answer is nobody because there's no sin to pour wrath out on. Great point. Who's he giving his mercy out on?
Well, the answer is nobody because there's no sin to pour wrath out on. Great point. Who's he giving his mercy out on?
And you know what's funny? There's a guy that I read a lot. I mentioned this in the Not Yet Now podcast, but I think it's relevant for this discussion. There's a guy that I listen to a lot who's gone on to be with the Lord, but anytime I get into a discussion on eschatology, I'll read what he has to say on it because I think I agree with him in this.
And you know what's funny? There's a guy that I read a lot. I mentioned this in the Not Yet Now podcast, but I think it's relevant for this discussion. There's a guy that I listen to a lot who's gone on to be with the Lord, but anytime I get into a discussion on eschatology, I'll read what he has to say on it because I think I agree with him in this.
Like the end time stuff. What he was talking about in one of his sermons, he says he was diminishing the love of God. He said, you know, everyone talks about God being love. The Bible doesn't say God is love, love, love. It says he's holy, holy, holy. As if these two things are like opposed to one another. And I'm sitting there listening to this thing. What kind of theology is this?
Like the end time stuff. What he was talking about in one of his sermons, he says he was diminishing the love of God. He said, you know, everyone talks about God being love. The Bible doesn't say God is love, love, love. It says he's holy, holy, holy. As if these two things are like opposed to one another. And I'm sitting there listening to this thing. What kind of theology is this?
As y'all were talking about that, I was thinking about the big – I've heard it said like this, Si, that the Bible's a mosaic. it's these little pieces that all look random until you step back and look at the whole thing. You're like, oh, it makes perfect sense. And one of those big themes in the scripture is the inclusion of the Gentiles.
As y'all were talking about that, I was thinking about the big – I've heard it said like this, Si, that the Bible's a mosaic. it's these little pieces that all look random until you step back and look at the whole thing. You're like, oh, it makes perfect sense. And one of those big themes in the scripture is the inclusion of the Gentiles.
I was going to read just a few verses because I think what John's getting at with this idea of oneness This idea of us being grafted into the oneness of God to participate in this. The language I was thinking of was partaker. And Ephesians 3, 6 says that the mystery is that the Gentiles are fellow heirs, members of the same body and partakers of the promise in Jesus Christ.
I was going to read just a few verses because I think what John's getting at with this idea of oneness This idea of us being grafted into the oneness of God to participate in this. The language I was thinking of was partaker. And Ephesians 3, 6 says that the mystery is that the Gentiles are fellow heirs, members of the same body and partakers of the promise in Jesus Christ.
Peter says that we are partakers in the glory that is to be revealed. That's when he exhorts the elders. He says, I exhort you, the elders among you, as a fellow elder and a witness of the suffering of Christ, as well as a partaker in the glory That is to be revealed. And then the second Peter, he says that we become partakers of the divine nature. So when you get to what does that mean?
Peter says that we are partakers in the glory that is to be revealed. That's when he exhorts the elders. He says, I exhort you, the elders among you, as a fellow elder and a witness of the suffering of Christ, as well as a partaker in the glory That is to be revealed. And then the second Peter, he says that we become partakers of the divine nature. So when you get to what does that mean?
When you get to John 17, he says he explains this. It's what it all kind of comes to, which Jason was hitting at earlier. when he says that Jesus says, I have glorified you on earth, this is verse 4, and have accomplished the work that you gave me to do. So clearly, there's two different persons in the conversation here. This is not a guy talking to himself.
When you get to John 17, he says he explains this. It's what it all kind of comes to, which Jason was hitting at earlier. when he says that Jesus says, I have glorified you on earth, this is verse 4, and have accomplished the work that you gave me to do. So clearly, there's two different persons in the conversation here. This is not a guy talking to himself.
Jesus is talking to the Father, saying, I did what you told me to do. And now, Father, glorify me in your own presence with the glory that I had with you before the world existed. And the reason why he's asking for that glory is so that he goes on to say that I may then glorify you. And not just that, read verse 22 of chapter 17, that the glory you have given me
Jesus is talking to the Father, saying, I did what you told me to do. And now, Father, glorify me in your own presence with the glory that I had with you before the world existed. And the reason why he's asking for that glory is so that he goes on to say that I may then glorify you. And not just that, read verse 22 of chapter 17, that the glory you have given me
Jesus says, I have given to them that they may be one, even as we are one. So if you look at the picture here, it's almost a picture of creation now becomes not that God was a narcissist and insecure and needed us to worship him. That's not why God created us. He wasn't like, man, I'm lacking. I need some worshipers to be God.
Jesus says, I have given to them that they may be one, even as we are one. So if you look at the picture here, it's almost a picture of creation now becomes not that God was a narcissist and insecure and needed us to worship him. That's not why God created us. He wasn't like, man, I'm lacking. I need some worshipers to be God.
let me create some worshipers to feed my ego that's not the picture of what we're seeing in the gospel john the picture is is that we were created as an abundance and an overflow of god's love to then be participating in his love and so christ actually shares the glory that he received from the father with the creation that's the call like it's it's such a beautiful picture
let me create some worshipers to feed my ego that's not the picture of what we're seeing in the gospel john the picture is is that we were created as an abundance and an overflow of god's love to then be participating in his love and so christ actually shares the glory that he received from the father with the creation that's the call like it's it's such a beautiful picture
And it elevates the holiness to me, going back to what I said earlier about that holy, holy, holy. That elevates the holiness of God. To strip God's love from his holiness is to render his holiness impotent. And it's to make it meaninglessness. Like, no, we cannot strip this. Like, this essence of who God is is his love, and he shares that love with us. Man, that's power.
And it elevates the holiness to me, going back to what I said earlier about that holy, holy, holy. That elevates the holiness of God. To strip God's love from his holiness is to render his holiness impotent. And it's to make it meaninglessness. Like, no, we cannot strip this. Like, this essence of who God is is his love, and he shares that love with us. Man, that's power.
Who applies it to us.
Who applies it to us.
Yeah, I've heard it said like this, that the Father plans it. that the Son accomplishes it and that the Spirit applies it. Speaking of salvation.
Yeah, I've heard it said like this, that the Father plans it. that the Son accomplishes it and that the Spirit applies it. Speaking of salvation.
He's not created. He is the creator.
He's not created. He is the creator.
I mean, yeah, because you think about the bigger motif of Scripture is that God has a desire for the nations to come to him, for everybody, even before there were nations. I mean, think about when the nations come into play. They came into play in Genesis 11 at the Tower of Babel.
I mean, yeah, because you think about the bigger motif of Scripture is that God has a desire for the nations to come to him, for everybody, even before there were nations. I mean, think about when the nations come into play. They came into play in Genesis 11 at the Tower of Babel.
And then God confuses, because they got arrogant and thought, we're going to build ourselves and make a name for ourselves and build a tower to heaven. God confuses their language. And then that's when nations were created. God chooses his own portion out of that group, which is Israel. And then you know how that whole thing flowed out.
And then God confuses, because they got arrogant and thought, we're going to build ourselves and make a name for ourselves and build a tower to heaven. God confuses their language. And then that's when nations were created. God chooses his own portion out of that group, which is Israel. And then you know how that whole thing flowed out.
Then Jesus shows up, and then he dies, was buried, raised from the dead. Then the day of Pentecost comes, the Holy Spirit comes, God rectifies what happened at the Tower of Babel. It's a restoration of that, bringing the nations back together. But Jesus does that by becoming a man. He had to become a man. He had to come in flesh.
Then Jesus shows up, and then he dies, was buried, raised from the dead. Then the day of Pentecost comes, the Holy Spirit comes, God rectifies what happened at the Tower of Babel. It's a restoration of that, bringing the nations back together. But Jesus does that by becoming a man. He had to become a man. He had to come in flesh.
To your point on the last podcast when you mentioned that Hebrews passage, he had to become like us in every single way. He was tempted in every way that we were tempted, and he had to because that was the way that he was going to be the prototype of how God was going to redeem humanity.
To your point on the last podcast when you mentioned that Hebrews passage, he had to become like us in every single way. He was tempted in every way that we were tempted, and he had to because that was the way that he was going to be the prototype of how God was going to redeem humanity.
from accusation but you know what matters you know what matters real quick is here's why it matters going back to john 17 3 is because the gospel of christ is not a gospel of death like we have to remember that it includes death but that's not the central part of it and The central part of the gospel, it is the gospel of life and primarily eternal life.
from accusation but you know what matters you know what matters real quick is here's why it matters going back to john 17 3 is because the gospel of christ is not a gospel of death like we have to remember that it includes death but that's not the central part of it and The central part of the gospel, it is the gospel of life and primarily eternal life.
And that being defined in John 17, 3, as not something that's out there that we're going to get one day, but a reality that's offered right now that we can participate in because he says eternal life is this, to know the one true God and Jesus Christ, his son who he sent. So the reason why this matters is because if God never became flesh and Well, there's no way you're going to know him.
And that being defined in John 17, 3, as not something that's out there that we're going to get one day, but a reality that's offered right now that we can participate in because he says eternal life is this, to know the one true God and Jesus Christ, his son who he sent. So the reason why this matters is because if God never became flesh and Well, there's no way you're going to know him.
He's too far. He's other than. God came near. I mean, that is the point of the whole New Testament. God came near and dwelt among men. And he came to make us heart and to live and take up his resident, John 14, in us. God lives in human beings now. And so that's the reason why it matters that God came in the flesh and that the word became flesh because the word is with God. The word was God.
He's too far. He's other than. God came near. I mean, that is the point of the whole New Testament. God came near and dwelt among men. And he came to make us heart and to live and take up his resident, John 14, in us. God lives in human beings now. And so that's the reason why it matters that God came in the flesh and that the word became flesh because the word is with God. The word was God.
Can't remember now. All right, well, good.
Can't remember now. All right, well, good.
Do you know why that is? I can give you a good answer for why that is. Because no one, except for God alone, has the power to give life, except for God. You could go kill somebody, but you can't give anybody life. Nobody can do that.
Do you know why that is? I can give you a good answer for why that is. Because no one, except for God alone, has the power to give life, except for God. You could go kill somebody, but you can't give anybody life. Nobody can do that.
Yeah. That's a creepy quote.
Yeah. That's a creepy quote.
You also got to keep in mind that John 17, 3 passage is so key to all this because it's not when we say life and that life is in God, life is in Christ and come to him, you'll have life, abundant life, all the promises of life. that Jesus gave his flesh for the life of the world, John 6. The word life has to be defined through the lens of John 17, 3. It can't simply mean a quantity of existence.
You also got to keep in mind that John 17, 3 passage is so key to all this because it's not when we say life and that life is in God, life is in Christ and come to him, you'll have life, abundant life, all the promises of life. that Jesus gave his flesh for the life of the world, John 6. The word life has to be defined through the lens of John 17, 3. It can't simply mean a quantity of existence.
That's not only what it means. It also means a quality of existence. What is the quality of your existence? And the quality is a relationship in him.
That's not only what it means. It also means a quality of existence. What is the quality of your existence? And the quality is a relationship in him.
No, I want both. Yeah, I want both. But there's a description for a quantity of existence outside the presence of God. And the word for that is hell. I don't want that. And so there is an existence that you could exist forever outside of his presence.
No, I want both. Yeah, I want both. But there's a description for a quantity of existence outside the presence of God. And the word for that is hell. I don't want that. And so there is an existence that you could exist forever outside of his presence.
arms himself yeah i think i love that i think that whenever i think that whenever the the new new testament uh first century jewish person would read first john or sorry john 1 1 and they would see that word in the beginning the word became flesh the word was was god the word was god all that but it mentions the word i think that they would have immediately thought of what they had been taught
arms himself yeah i think i love that i think that whenever i think that whenever the the new new testament uh first century jewish person would read first john or sorry john 1 1 and they would see that word in the beginning the word became flesh the word was was god the word was god all that but it mentions the word i think that they would have immediately thought of what they had been taught
All of those verses in the Old Testament that talk about Yahweh that were retranslated to the word of Yahweh. I think they would have thought about, oh, that guy, that guy that we've been reading about that we know so well from the Old Testament scriptures.
All of those verses in the Old Testament that talk about Yahweh that were retranslated to the word of Yahweh. I think they would have thought about, oh, that guy, that guy that we've been reading about that we know so well from the Old Testament scriptures.
I think the first people to come to Jesus in the first century would have heard that and they would have connected the dots by the power of the Holy Spirit. They would have connected those dots and been like, oh, wow. That's who Jesus is? Yeah. And it would have been a shocking, shocking revelation.
I think the first people to come to Jesus in the first century would have heard that and they would have connected the dots by the power of the Holy Spirit. They would have connected those dots and been like, oh, wow. That's who Jesus is? Yeah. And it would have been a shocking, shocking revelation.
Was his passing bittersweet for you?
Was his passing bittersweet for you?
Si, he threw you under the bus just so you know. I did.
You see what I mean? Which is interesting, though, when you read, because I agree with you. But there's also the other side of it, that God is more than one. He's more than one person, but he's one being because he says in the very first verse of John 1, that in the beginning was the Word. and the word was with God, so that's meaning, how is he with God? More than one. They're the same person.
Yeah, that's his point. So are me and you. Yeah, but what happens is, and this has happened throughout the history of the church, is the heresies that have emerged have either been to say that God is only one, or God is three separate beings. And both of those are actually considered heresies in the church. That's the church police coming out in you. It's the same people who read up. It matters.
Well, the way you would say it would be if God is only one person, that he can't be love. It's impossible. That doesn't even make sense. If God's one person, what is he? Yeah, who would be the object of love? In order for love to exist, there has to be a lover and there has to be a beloved.
You got to have it because it reflects who God is. Listen to how John says it in 1 John. It says, Beloved—I love this. I mean, how many times does he say the word love? Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God. Whoever loves has been born of God and knows God. Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love. So John defines God as love twice, by the way, in 1 John 4.
He defines him as love. And so when he talks about that Christ became the propitiation for our sins— he's linking that to the very concept of love, and also he links it to the very concept of what life is. So when we think about love and who God is, that is the primary attribute of God that exists before creation.
A lot of these other attributes, and this makes people uncomfortable, I haven't found a way around it, but a lot of these other attributes like wrath and mercy, and sovereignty, those are attributes that happen after creation. Because if you say, who is God pouring his wrath out on? before he creates and all that exists is the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit?
Well, the answer is nobody because there's no sin to pour wrath out on. Great point. Who's he giving his mercy out on?
And you know what's funny? There's a guy that I read a lot. I mentioned this in the Not Yet Now podcast, but I think it's relevant for this discussion. There's a guy that I listen to a lot who's gone on to be with the Lord, but anytime I get into a discussion on eschatology, I'll read what he has to say on it because I think I agree with him in this.
Like the end time stuff. What he was talking about in one of his sermons, he says he was diminishing the love of God. He said, you know, everyone talks about God being love. The Bible doesn't say God is love, love, love. It says he's holy, holy, holy. As if these two things are like opposed to one another. And I'm sitting there listening to this thing. What kind of theology is this?
As y'all were talking about that, I was thinking about the big – I've heard it said like this, Si, that the Bible's a mosaic. it's these little pieces that all look random until you step back and look at the whole thing. You're like, oh, it makes perfect sense. And one of those big themes in the scripture is the inclusion of the Gentiles.
I was going to read just a few verses because I think what John's getting at with this idea of oneness This idea of us being grafted into the oneness of God to participate in this. The language I was thinking of was partaker. And Ephesians 3, 6 says that the mystery is that the Gentiles are fellow heirs, members of the same body and partakers of the promise in Jesus Christ.
Peter says that we are partakers in the glory that is to be revealed. That's when he exhorts the elders. He says, I exhort you, the elders among you, as a fellow elder and a witness of the suffering of Christ, as well as a partaker in the glory That is to be revealed. And then the second Peter, he says that we become partakers of the divine nature. So when you get to what does that mean?
When you get to John 17, he says he explains this. It's what it all kind of comes to, which Jason was hitting at earlier. when he says that Jesus says, I have glorified you on earth, this is verse 4, and have accomplished the work that you gave me to do. So clearly, there's two different persons in the conversation here. This is not a guy talking to himself.
Jesus is talking to the Father, saying, I did what you told me to do. And now, Father, glorify me in your own presence with the glory that I had with you before the world existed. And the reason why he's asking for that glory is so that he goes on to say that I may then glorify you. And not just that, read verse 22 of chapter 17, that the glory you have given me
Jesus says, I have given to them that they may be one, even as we are one. So if you look at the picture here, it's almost a picture of creation now becomes not that God was a narcissist and insecure and needed us to worship him. That's not why God created us. He wasn't like, man, I'm lacking. I need some worshipers to be God.
let me create some worshipers to feed my ego that's not the picture of what we're seeing in the gospel john the picture is is that we were created as an abundance and an overflow of god's love to then be participating in his love and so christ actually shares the glory that he received from the father with the creation that's the call like it's it's such a beautiful picture
And it elevates the holiness to me, going back to what I said earlier about that holy, holy, holy. That elevates the holiness of God. To strip God's love from his holiness is to render his holiness impotent. And it's to make it meaninglessness. Like, no, we cannot strip this. Like, this essence of who God is is his love, and he shares that love with us. Man, that's power.
Who applies it to us.
Yeah, I've heard it said like this, that the Father plans it. that the Son accomplishes it and that the Spirit applies it. Speaking of salvation.
He's not created. He is the creator.
I mean, yeah, because you think about the bigger motif of Scripture is that God has a desire for the nations to come to him, for everybody, even before there were nations. I mean, think about when the nations come into play. They came into play in Genesis 11 at the Tower of Babel.
And then God confuses, because they got arrogant and thought, we're going to build ourselves and make a name for ourselves and build a tower to heaven. God confuses their language. And then that's when nations were created. God chooses his own portion out of that group, which is Israel. And then you know how that whole thing flowed out.
Then Jesus shows up, and then he dies, was buried, raised from the dead. Then the day of Pentecost comes, the Holy Spirit comes, God rectifies what happened at the Tower of Babel. It's a restoration of that, bringing the nations back together. But Jesus does that by becoming a man. He had to become a man. He had to come in flesh.
To your point on the last podcast when you mentioned that Hebrews passage, he had to become like us in every single way. He was tempted in every way that we were tempted, and he had to because that was the way that he was going to be the prototype of how God was going to redeem humanity.
from accusation but you know what matters you know what matters real quick is here's why it matters going back to john 17 3 is because the gospel of christ is not a gospel of death like we have to remember that it includes death but that's not the central part of it and The central part of the gospel, it is the gospel of life and primarily eternal life.
And that being defined in John 17, 3, as not something that's out there that we're going to get one day, but a reality that's offered right now that we can participate in because he says eternal life is this, to know the one true God and Jesus Christ, his son who he sent. So the reason why this matters is because if God never became flesh and Well, there's no way you're going to know him.
He's too far. He's other than. God came near. I mean, that is the point of the whole New Testament. God came near and dwelt among men. And he came to make us heart and to live and take up his resident, John 14, in us. God lives in human beings now. And so that's the reason why it matters that God came in the flesh and that the word became flesh because the word is with God. The word was God.
Can't remember now. All right, well, good.
Do you know why that is? I can give you a good answer for why that is. Because no one, except for God alone, has the power to give life, except for God. You could go kill somebody, but you can't give anybody life. Nobody can do that.
Yeah. That's a creepy quote.
You also got to keep in mind that John 17, 3 passage is so key to all this because it's not when we say life and that life is in God, life is in Christ and come to him, you'll have life, abundant life, all the promises of life. that Jesus gave his flesh for the life of the world, John 6. The word life has to be defined through the lens of John 17, 3. It can't simply mean a quantity of existence.
That's not only what it means. It also means a quality of existence. What is the quality of your existence? And the quality is a relationship in him.
No, I want both. Yeah, I want both. But there's a description for a quantity of existence outside the presence of God. And the word for that is hell. I don't want that. And so there is an existence that you could exist forever outside of his presence.
arms himself yeah i think i love that i think that whenever i think that whenever the the new new testament uh first century jewish person would read first john or sorry john 1 1 and they would see that word in the beginning the word became flesh the word was was god the word was god all that but it mentions the word i think that they would have immediately thought of what they had been taught
All of those verses in the Old Testament that talk about Yahweh that were retranslated to the word of Yahweh. I think they would have thought about, oh, that guy, that guy that we've been reading about that we know so well from the Old Testament scriptures.
I think the first people to come to Jesus in the first century would have heard that and they would have connected the dots by the power of the Holy Spirit. They would have connected those dots and been like, oh, wow. That's who Jesus is? Yeah. And it would have been a shocking, shocking revelation.
Was his passing bittersweet for you?
I've heard it said both ways. It's kind of like people who say Augustine, or if you're from Florida, you call him St. Augustine, and if you're from Florida, you call it Augustine.
I saw you guys had a tornado warning or something.
I think the case John's making is twofold. It's that he's man, but it's also that he's God. And not just God, to your point about N.T. Wright, who's been very helpful for me in reading through the New Testament, trying to look at it through the lens of what is the bigger picture here that the writers are writing into? And can we step back and have a different vantage point?
One of the things that I found interesting about John 1, when it says in the beginning was the Word, the Word was with God, the Word was God. I mean, John's writing this in a culture that really has a different frame of reference than we would have as first century Judaism. They would have a different reference for that.
But if you go back to the Old Testament, you see this kind of dilemma in the Old Testament. I wrote some of these down because I thought they were interesting. And I think John's answering this in John 1.1. But, you know, you have verses like Genesis 18 where it says Yahweh appeared to him by the oaks of memory and he sat and he sat at the door of his tent in the heat of the day.
So you have this picture of Yahweh says he lifted up his eyes and looked and behold, three of them were standing in front of him. When he saw them, he ran to the tent door to meet them. and bowed himself to the earth. So you have Yahweh actually appearing to someone, but then you read like in Exodus 33, it says, you can't see my face, Yahweh speaking, for man shall not see me and live.
So there's like this tension in the Old Testament of can God be seen or can God be not seen? Again, in Genesis 19 with Sodom and Gomorrah, it says, then Yahweh appeared rained on Sodom and Gomorrah, sulfur and fire from Yahweh out of heaven. But then in Amos 4.11, it says, I overthrew some of you, as when God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah, and you were as a brand plucked
out of the burning, yet you did not return to me, declares Yahweh. So it's interesting, you read that verse in Amos, and you have this Yahweh, he's speaking of himself in the first person, but then he's also speaking of himself in the second person, I mean, sorry, third person.
And it's like this weird, you try to make sense of that when you read the Old Testament, and it really is difficult to understand. So in first century Judaism, They had this thing called the Targum, which was a Targumist was someone who would take the Hebrew. Then they would interpret it in Aramaic so that the people could understand it.
And when they went into the Old Testament and everywhere that we would read the word like God or Yahweh, they would change that to the word of Yahweh. the same exact word logos that's used in John one. And, and I can show you tons of examples of this, but I think the point is, is when you read that in the beginning was the word, the word was with God, the word was God.
And, you know, by him, everything was made without him. Nothing was made. What John is declaring here is, is that this Jesus who came in the flesh is the Yahweh from the Old Testament that appeared to all these people. So the Son of God was present even in the Old Testament, going all the way back to Genesis 1. That's why we ended that last podcast.
We said, go read Genesis 1 and then read John 1, and you're going to see that these overlay. But it's not just Genesis 1 that this overlays with. This overlays throughout the entire Old Testament. Anytime you see that Yahweh appearing to someone, That's actually the sign.
Well, I want to do a little thing. What did you say? What did you say? Psalm 33? No, Psalm 8. You said something about wisdom. No, it's Psalm 33. Proverbs 8.
Say that again, because I want to read something after you say that.
So listen to this. I've got to read this, because if you read in Genesis 1, chapter 1, verse 1 and 3, I'm going to read it. I'm going to read the actual verse, and then I want to read how the Targumists did interpret this. How the who? The who? The Targumists. These were the Second Temple disciples. Not the terrorists. The Targumists.
So they were like the sages in Second Temple Judaism that would teach the people.
So if you were a Jew and you would go to the synagogue and you would go learn from these sages, then this is what they would have said. So Genesis 1.
Genesis 1.
The point I'm making, though, is that what you're saying about that passage in Proverbs 8 where wisdom is personified, the idea here is that when John's writing this, he's addressing something that was kind of accepted inside of Second Temple Judaism. They knew that somehow, some of these guys knew that wisdom was personified. They knew that the Word was personified. That's why they changed
A lot of times when it says Yahweh, they would change it to the word of Yahweh. So the example in Genesis 1 is they would have read that verse like this, from the beginning with wisdom. The Lord created and finished the heavens. That's a Proverb 8 reference. Then the word of the Lord said, let there be light, and there was light according to the decree of his word.
So they knew the tension in the Old Testament. And the reason why this matters is because they didn't know his name was Jesus. But they did read the Old Testament. And they're like, something's going on here because there's like wisdom is personified in Psalm. I mean, sorry, Proverb 8. And there's all these references of God being seen, but then he's not seen. And how do we make other two Yahwehs?
How do we make sense of all this? Well, we're trying to make sense of it. And then John comes in with with this gospel. True, true.
I'm saying you see it in marriage, though, when the two shall become one flesh. So marriage is a picture, a reflection of what you're talking about. So I might push, depending on what he means, but I haven't read him, but... I do think there's a picture in the sexual union of marriage to a man shall leave his father and mother. The two shall be united and become one flesh.
We have two different people.
That's called gaslighting, by the way.
That's what you thought. I did think John 1-1. Well, I did a little thing called AccuWeather. And you got to get the app. But it's pretty accurate.
I find that hard to believe that it's accurate. Well, I also look at the radar and make my own determination based on what I see coming. Oh, Susan Sack, he's a thinker, dude.
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