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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Tue, 17 Dec 2024
Martin’s piloting of a sea vessel nearly spells doom for him and his buddies, and Uncle Si gives the keys to the holiday season to his wife because he’s totally worn out! John-David gets excited about their new idea to make George Foreman-style money with a kitchen appliance, and Godwin ponders what gift to give his wife for Christmas this year. The boys are flabbergasted by the way women love Target superstores and by their own Spotify Wrapped results. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What was Justin's experience piloting a boat in the Florida Keys?
We'd be catfishing on the Mississippi River, and a barge would be coming towards you. It'll be seven wide and seven deep. Five acres of barge. How in the world?
Floating and pushing.
Yeah. And I passed, one passed us. It had like 12 D9s on the front of it, bulldozers. And then the back was like living quarters, like apartments.
did it i didn't know them numbers on the side of the barge was to let you know how much boat was under the water i didn't need it oh yeah like measuring rollers on the side yeah like if it's if you look and you see it's it seems low and it's at 12 that means there's 12 foot of boat up under the water and then when they unload it'll rise up and it'll be like on one or two and you can
Full of beans, full of corn, full of rocks.
Gravel, concrete, all the things. Hunter?
Oh, yeah.
Hold on. I have to check on Hunter. Hunter's literally choked up about the story and cannot stop coughing. Are you okay?
Water is coming out of his eyes. I'm fine. The thought of losing us was, oh, drowning. Yeah, we were real close to that.
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Chapter 2: How did Justin's throttle mishap almost lead to disaster?
Chapter 3: What fishing adventures did the crew have in the Florida Keys?
Heck, yeah. And that was not bought at Whole Foods.
No, that is everything Whole Foods is against.
A deep fried Christmas tree.
Better hurry up. RFK get in there. That ain't going to exist.
Oh, yeah.
I will start a war.
That is freedom of speech and to do what I want to do. And if I want to eat a little Debbie.
Oh, speaking of that, what happened with Target over at Ruston? Not Target. Buc-ee's. Buc-ee's. Yeah. Well, they got to build it. Well, they ain't made up their mind where they going to build it.
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