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CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
But it's just ways of how you bury things down, how you compartmentalize things to yourself, how interactions have meanings. And over time, you forget about things. But things still linger and they fester. They, like, scab over. And when you pick at it, you know, it's going to...
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
reveal itself again so i to me it was a way of somebody at a different stage of their life revisiting that thing and being able to come out of it you know and it's it's done in this way where it's not so ham-fisted to where you know it has this kind of like you know almost redemption or you know it's not like it's totally laid out in front of you know you or even how i read i don't think it was something that was just such a heavy parallel that's just how i read it but yeah and what even the end he says i'm just glad it's over i'm glad to be going back to work
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
like a regular person, making banana smoothies, not thinking about sinister internet cafes. I really do remember the Egypt and the hole, and it's really all twisted. The way that I read that ending is just him being like... I guess I'm glad that I processed this thing. I'm glad that I can re-enter society as a regular person, go back to the things that were normal that I know.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
But I can acknowledge that that thing was there. That's how I read it. At least that's the reason why, to me, it doesn't feel like it was just a dream. It feels like something... more substantial than that. It meant like, sure.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
It all went somewhere. And that's what I think that's a big, uh, that's a big difference between things like this and something that's a dream.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Usually whenever people go for that kind of cliche, it's just a dream, is because you get to the high point of action and you don't have anywhere to go and then the person wakes up versus a character arc of somebody revisiting something, fighting through it, and then like...
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
being able to walk out of it or being able to leave it consciously like making a deserted effort making a decision a choice to leave you know because the thing too is he probably could have just followed this beat the dudes in the bee costume they're creepy and weird probably could have followed him the whole time right yeah he always could have got out yeah
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah, but it's how you perceive the things. It's how he ran away out of fear, not being able to confront these things, like listen to them, do whatever. And I think at the end, him kind of just giving into this thing was in a way him listening to himself finally, you know?
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Well, that's the thing is, Holy Moses, I do think, is our main character. Because also, it's just... There's just a lot of, like, sexual innuendos. I mean, like, the whole... Also, birds and bees. It's the birds and bees.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
It's about reproducing that kind of thing. Even he himself is reborn into the world at the end of the story, you know? And then, you know, if it is a traumatic thing about something of, like, an online predator or whatever kind of thing, if you want to associate with that, it is...
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
No, no. And I, you know, it was, it was on this edge of doing too much with like the Soviets in the seventies and stuff to where I'm like, I don't care. Like I'm at this part where, right. I'm on the edge of my seat.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
You keep hopping between these awesome vignettes of creepy things, but then they're also, like, developing more in the character, and things are kind of unraveling in a weird way where it's like, I don't really need to know the specifics. I just need you to, like, keep me on this ride.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
And I think that it did it enough in a way to where that was, like, the only thing I would change is just be like, get rid of that shit of, like, it was, you know, the 70s Soviets or all that kind of stuff.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah. And I think that that's fine, but I'm just saying like, that doesn't, I don't care. Sure.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
yeah in a way of trying to trying to make sense of something but not being able to is fine i think like later in that deal but at the same point it's like having this character tell me about uh these things it just i'm like i don't we're past me like yeah i'm totally bought into the mysticism that the story is giving yeah you know and the more that we linger out of that the more where i'm like well what does that make sense you know it's it's that kind of shit it
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah, I love beautiful people. I wish all the uggos out there would just get out of the way and let me look at all the pretty people in the world. Apparently, Jared's one of them, so I say thank God. If you haven't done it yet, please go to Spotify. Check out these episodes there if you like listening to audio. I guess this is just playing on the background.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
No, like I said, I think it's a strong story. I think that from the angle of how I read it, I think I enjoy the take of repressed trauma and people – how people can live and coexist in that thing and how people can like kind of remember horrible shit that's happened to them collectively. Like having this person come back and say, you can live in there forever.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
You know, I think it's just a way of being like, you know, you can be completely succumbed and sub seduced by your past experiences in that way. I think that, you know, it makes me think about this because I really like the idea. I like the... It had like a bunch of fun moments where it's just like, ooh, creepy and weird and it was fun to sit through. And I think that the only other thing that...
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I wish this story had more. It was maybe more character development with our protagonist. You know, we think about like the heaviest hitters on the show. And I think it's just because as with any story, you have to be really bought in with a character and like give a fuck about him. Not to say that I didn't care about him here, but I guess comparing him to...
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
like the cast of characters in like Left Right Game or, you know, even the protagonists in In Pal or that kind of thing. I think just trying to figure out more of who this person was after you set up the creepy stuff, you know? And this is such, it's just such a nitpick thing to say, but I guess it's just a thought that I have leaving the story is,
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
it's very memorable and I'm curious to see where my mind is a week from now. Do I still look, feel the same way? Cause we've, we've, and it's kind of the same criticism I have with other stores that we've read. Like, you know, other stores were like, Holy fuck, that was really fun.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
That was like such a great concept, but they don't stick with me the same way that maybe like left, right game does like pen pal does. And this, you know, and I think that just all comes down to character. So I'm curious, is this something that I'm going to be thinking about in a week? How does it also just get filtered through? you know, my mind and stuff. So, but yeah, no, I mean, yeah.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Awesome story. I mean like such a, such a fun one. It's, it's such a treat, uh, finding just, just interesting, compelling stories that are just kind of weird and fun and they do pan out in a great way. So just, I mean, this is one I hope that people enjoy too.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, anytime that I, anytime, even if, you know, we are clowning on the stories or, you know, we legit, you know, just cause you have criticisms of things doesn't mean that you didn't have a good time with it. And every time that we find out that there is an author that has like a book, I always pick one up. I think that like, I think there's no better way to support, uh,
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
these people that are just uploading the shit for free than picking up something that is a physical, tangible book. And especially with Jared Roberts thing here, you're just going to get more stories. Like it's just, it's cool to have those physical things around. And I think like it, it makes the stories more enjoyable. It's more tactile. You get to hold the story in your hands.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I think that's like a really important thing, but this was a fun one to read to over the internet. That was like another thing I wanted to say that this was like for a creepy pasta. I like whenever things implement, uh,
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
the mediums like that you're reading it on so like if something is about going into like this website or whatever it's fun reading that on on the internet you know it's like it makes a little more immersive but no please do check out the physical books uh for jared be sure to support him there and guys uh be sure to give us a listen on spotify or apple podcast and rate us there we really appreciate it we hope you enjoyed this episode and we will see you in the next one
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
You had to hover over it exactly and click it. Then you'd be there.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
i'm so happy right now you know it has a fun uh i love these elements of introducing something of like well i say new technology but like just like idea of like internet-based horror stuff you know yeah um and how like the evolution of not only technology and time can make you forget about stuff it kind of reminds me of uh even like what is that one that we haven't read or anything it's like a
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
It's like Candle Cove. It's like a guy who grows up and he doesn't remember a creepy children's show. It's like the things from your past that you kind of repress to forget about. And in this way, too, that there's something very fascinating to me about the power of the Internet and anybody being able to find something.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
And then but only some people have ever figured out like a secret that's hiding in plain sight. That's what I think is always pretty fun.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Maybe consider listening to it on Spotify or Apple Podcasts and giving us a rating there. It really does help us out. But without further ado, let's get into the hidden webpage. Also, I apologize. I feel like I'm in this state of, I feel like I'm off like a coke bender. I feel mentally not totally there.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
The whole has so much for us to discover. So many secrets. You can just keep going and going. It's like an endless puzzle. Everyone else stopped at the first layer. You remember that, right? I just knew there had to be something else in there. I knew no one would create and hide it for no reason. I kept going back to it, looking closely until I discovered how to go deeper.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
You know, it's a fun way to just... I just want to stop and say the... The way the story... Because... I like the pacing of what's going on. You get kind of suspicious. You find out what the fuck, and it drops a little breadcrumb for you. Email hasn't even been used in 11 years, right? Or 11, 18 years, 11 years, whatever.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
So it's one of those things where it's just, like, it hasn't fully revealed its hand, and I feel like it's trying to, like, lead you down different directions and kind of, like... I guess not, I guess deceive you in some way, but I feel like, I don't know if you feel the same.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
It feels like maybe she's trapped in the hole or like a version of like when I visited it, when they would visit it, something in the hole, like replicated it to where it could talk to people as its users or as, as it's like as copies of people that have entered its domain before, you know?
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Something like that. I like this idea of just the pacing. It's nice. In a lot of cases, I feel like it would be
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I'm coming down with a bit of the sickies, but I just want you all to know that I'm here and I'm going to get through this story. And so help me God, if it's not good, let me tell you, we recorded something yet. We weren't even supposed to be recording today. We recorded yesterday and it crashed out. Which, you know, I don't know if it's just me. I've been crashing out way more lately.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Well, it feels like, you know, I mean, like, I don't know if it's going this direction, but in a way that I guess like evil spirits, demons in some tropes will use people's identities to lure people in or build trust with people could be the same way.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
of uh i guess the internet being able to copy traits text logs all that kind of stuff to communicate with people to try to draw it back in or build trust again in that way yeah yeah like it's um it's like a lure it's like an angler fish yeah yeah i should have just ignored her and went on with my life but i wanted to know what was going on
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah, no shit. Well, I think I'm coming to the center. Uh...
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I need to get to the spot of being able to skirt that. All right. But to be fair, Isaiah kind of crashed out with me, too.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I'm getting out of here. All right. Thank you all. How creepy would that be? Well, here's another thing. Do you feel like you could ever remember your voice from when you were a kid?
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
So they have cameras back then the haunting. Yeah. No, the, uh, This is how taunting it would be to be like, was that my voice? It's the same thing of this website he forgot about. The way I'm reading it to me is like, the website he forgot about, he's like, oh yeah, that was a thing. And then you hear your old voice.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
It's just like this reoccurrence from the past that's kind of fucking coming at you like a freight train.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Well, yeah, I just want to say the amount that my fucking mind just blossomed open. I love that little tag at the end is that I'm pretty sure it was my voice when I was a boy. It's just such a great way to make you be like, excuse me.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
That becomes a big thing that we're not... I mean, like, the objective of this show, first off... I want to say this, too, because I... You know, I do take a look at what our community says and does and stuff. And I think a big thing I want to, I guess, reiterate is that... We joke around about online stories written by people that put it out for free. Like, this is not, like...
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Dude, earlier when you were reading Globetrotter, I think I read... I think I read like Globetrotter or something like that. Or no, Globrotter. I was like, what? What is this? Globetrotter. I'm like, oh, right. It's me, the old Globrotter. I would say I read it as Globit. I read it as Globitrotter. Globitrotter. I was like, what the fuck is that?
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
He has to be German. In my mind, he's German. Yeah, he's really into Rammstein. Yeah, he's like, I listen to Rammstein and I smoke cigarettes all day. It's all I do all day is I talk about anarchy because I hate the government. That's all I usually say.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Whenever we criticize things or we analyze things or we're making fun of stuff or whatever, I wouldn't really read too much into how horrible our criticism of it is.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
No. And I think we're both, I think we're both just very passionate about like, you know, storytelling, especially horror stories. So I think in a way we get really excited about ideas and whenever things don't pan out, I think that it just creates discussion. So that's a big thing is don't want to go out and be like, this is the worst thing ever. We don't want to see that from our fans either.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
we i mean i especially have said things where that could be much much more cruel than probably i i could have intended for so i apologize for that but i just want to put it out there that you know i see a lot of people being like well i wish that they would just read a good one you know i keep that in the back of my mind a lot of the time of like it's good to have the silly ones it's good to have a good one i think that you need to realize too that we are not
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Like, we're just trying to go into these as blind and just trying to see, like, what people have responded to over time. And it's just supposed to be something of, we are figuring this out together and reading these things together.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah. The idea of building a relationship with like basically an online predator is crazy.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Angelica swore it was her, and her friend replied, Um, I know you're not Angelica, because Angelica's sitting right here with me. God, dude. God.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah, you're going to find, like, a clone of yourself just standing in the doorway or something like that.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah, your eyes are just a little too far apart. You're just like, what? Yeah. Just a little uncanny.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
And for some people... Can't really go on that, yeah. Storytelling...
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
which one are we can get into the deal i just i'm in this fucking hazy dreamy state but i just want to say like your taste is subjective there's people who there's people who could have interpreted uh i dare my best friend ruin my life into a way where they're like this is compelling or at one point in time it was super compelling and that's totally fine
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I don't know you, but I told you all this for a reason. What you're digging into? Be careful.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
anything that we read that you like, that's fair. Or if we like something and you don't like it, that's fine too. This is just a place to come hang out, have a good time and listen to some guys goof about some horror stories, right? Nothing's perfect. Right. And, uh, Life is not that serious when it comes to this shit.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah. I think it's going to be, I think it's going to be a network of old computers still kind of like
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
You know, I'd probably fire Milky. I think that is when me and Milky would probably part ways, buddy.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I mean, I think so. There needs to be... I'm still curious because I'm still wondering if how much of it is them venturing into the hole or like digging deeper into that and like kind of losing their shit that way.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah, I don't want to know how he... It just needs to be some cursed thing that is just there. It simply is. Like the internet hooking it up. The internet already being an all-knowing interconnectivity between every... like, facet of Earth could probably, you know, find something or filter through.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I want to say that's part one, yeah, because we are, it feels like we're at the halfway line here. But I mean, I love this setup so far. So simple.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
It is, you know, the way that it kicks off, like I said, it was very campfire story ask, and we've been getting introduced to other characters, but the way that it's flown, the way that it's flowed is just very much of like hitting on all of the highlights of
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
of like what would make a, you know, you're trying to convey a story to your friends and you need to be somewhat vague, but then somewhat specific in the right moments. And that's what this is. Like, it doesn't really harp. It doesn't linger too long on certain things. We kind of keep hopping from situation to situation and being introduced to key characters. And it's just a lot of fun.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Like, this is just, I don't know. It's, I like everything about it, pretty much is what I want to say.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I just think I can't tell if it's like, if this is like now a copy of his mom or something, or if it's just like, I think it's when he was younger and on the internet, it was a copy of him.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I was saying... Do you remember that girl I used to chat with online in the 90s?
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
How is he talking to the modem? Well, I don't know. That's what I'm wondering. We've never had the internet in our home.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Unless he was holding up to the phone modem, right? Or whatever.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah. Well, earlier, remember I said, too, it felt like Candle Cove in that way, too. I'm curious to see how it deviates from it.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah. Yeah. You know, I... when you catch me it's not even you it's a lot of different people let me tell you if I'm in if I'm getting ready to take a shower which I was getting ready to take a shower and I'm just sitting there texting somebody it's going to lead to me sending something All right.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah, my wife just sent me the other day. Allison just sent me one of I'm pregnant and you're standing behind me. No, you're not. Not on rule 34. True, true, true. Yeah, no, there's not. No, thank God. But I guess what I'm saying is there's at least that. There's angles of that. I mean, I'm pregnant.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Remember how sometimes you'd go in and there'd be these people there and they were really weird and they'd just watch you like you were a rat in a maze and sometimes they were in a costume? Anyone remember the dog? Sometimes there were no people and there was just this dog at the counter.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Bro. Do you guys remember that? No. I was touched by my uncle. I was touched by my uncle when I was watching the air bud when I was younger.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Yeah, yeah. Hey, buddy, I think your repressed trauma while watching your earbud is on you, man. I'm sorry.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Well, you know, without further ado, maybe we'll have our own hidden webpage here pretty soon and see if Jared Roberts' experience, a little story here, makes us think of the hells that await for us. So I'm very excited to get into this and see if this is a fun time. I'm ready.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Someone posted... Sometimes when we were hanging out, we thought we were there just for an hour or so. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I'm going to put this all in one message because I don't want us to have to talk again. Uncle Byrne was a good man. He used to be a rabbi. He raised me after my parents died in an accident and he was good with electronics and he thought computers were the future. That's why he called this company the new way.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
He bought up all the commercial space he could afford with his inheritance all over the country. It was more than he could handle. So he just rented it out. Life was good. He kept selling computers and his little shop and I helped when I got home from school and on the weekends and he kept bees and I helped that to really life was good until he married Connie in 1994.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
He met her during a visit to Europe. He said she would work in the same orphanage she'd been raised in and nobody knew much else about her. She was a strange woman. She didn't like me. She was into things that scared me and I saw her make a homeless man cry by staring at him. Jesus Christ, Connie. Animals would go quiet when she was around and sometimes she'd hide under my bed for hours.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
When I did, she'd slide out and grab me. I'd scream and scream. She'd walk away like nothing happened. She didn't laugh or say anything. It wasn't a prank or joke. It was something else. I didn't understand. I still don't. I started sleeping on a beanbag chair in the basement after that. She'd often go into a corner of the room and whisper to someone. There was nobody there. No phone or nothing.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
She'd even get mad at whoever it was. She'd go back to knitting. She was always knitting something, but the things she'd knit were useless. Gloves with three fingers and socks, but she'd seal up the ends so you couldn't wear them. I didn't hate her. I was just scared to death of her. I don't know why she made my Uncle Bernie so happy.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I remember the day she started pressuring him to turn his rental spaces into internet cafes. She told him the internet was the real future and it would outlast computers. She'd say, we are the internet. She made him get it at home, even though it was really expensive then. She had him go to this website she said didn't really exist.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I remember that because it always made me nervous when she talked about it. Uncle Byrne asked her who made it. She said she had no idea. Nobody did. She found it already made, just like everyone else. She told him it called to her. It called to everyone like her. At the time, I thought that sounded flaky. Now it just gives me the creeps. Uncle Byrne changed after that.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
He spent a lot of time on that website. I don't understand it. There was nothing there. I looked over their shoulders and it was all blank. They saw all sorts of things. When the internet cafe started opening, more people were involved. It was strange. They would sit and stare into space and strange things would happen.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Like I could swear I heard a voice in my modem when I dial up and when I'd listen, it was saying, it hurts. I decided it was all in my head. Another time I got an email asking why wasn't I able to remember. I don't know why that message upset me so much, but 20 years ago, but I remember it so vividly.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
One night when I was alone with Uncle Burn for once, I told him I wish things would be like they used to be. He said that's what everyone wants, but it can't be. He leaned in close and whispered, it talks.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
tells us things he told me about how this is strange and i didn't understand it but i'll try how human beings are set to be obsolete and they need to upgrade for the new era he said y2k if you remember that wasn't going to affect computers like everyone thought they'd be fine it was going to change people either you evolved or you wouldn't like what's coming i didn't dare tell my uncle bern that this was crazy i couldn't hurt his feelings like that but i knew something bad was going to happen
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
He and Connie went off to open their internet cafes all over. Uncle Byrne kept in contact until 1999. Then he just disappeared. Connie too. I know some bad things happened around those internet cafes, but it's not Uncle Byrne's fault. Please don't blame him.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I'm kind of reading it like a Milky thing, where it's like... I think that I don't think Connie was always like this. I think that just to exposure, whatever the thing was basically hypnotizing her. Like she was in some kind of trance.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Then I started getting calls where all I can hear is a man growling like a dog on the other end. And I feel growly words like why and abracadabra. Those have really gotten to me, man. Because I started having fits. I don't know what I was doing during these fits. No, I upset a lady at the grocery store. Whatever you got me into, it's bad juju. Like KGB Illuminati bad.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
No, I have no idea. I always thought I was doing what I remember was Yahoo and Ask Jeeves.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I just want to see a movie star's tits and an asshole and I want to see ghost sightings.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
He traced the... I think he traced from where it came from and it was his old house.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Like, you don't even think for, uh, you don't even think just out of curiosity or whatever. Like if something was plaguing, I mean, like, listen, I am fully on board with what you're saying.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Do you not go back to the home and investigate that you haven't been to in a while? Maui, Peter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Well, the thing is, the thing is, is that the tropical getaway works whenever it's just like, if it was like, my wife is doing this, I'd be like, cool, deal with it. And that's when you bail. But if it's you, now it's just like, it doesn't matter where I go. The hole is going to find you.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I mean, don't get me wrong. I would do the same. Do you not feel, though, that the hole is going to find him anywhere? Absolutely.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
That's why I feel like men are primarily more able to see into the afterlife because they look for questions after post-nut clarity. It's like a level of transcendence.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
Sure. Oh, listen, I'm not going to be in the chair with the thing, but I'm just saying like, I feel like go back to the house where the house is.
CreepCast
The Hidden Webpage | CreepCast
I would need to get some kind of backup or something. I need, I would need somebody to like, I would need probably some kind of emotional support with me.
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Everybody that's been with them has gone missing, et cetera.
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I mean, you are potentially sending men to their deaths. Let me ask you this, and this is an honest question. Could you Ferris Bueller the B people? How so? And by that, I mean you put a dummy that when you open the door, it like sits up and it looks like someone's at the desk. So they walk in, they see the dummy, and then you're in the closet with like a gun or something like that.
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Yeah. Or, you know, you just keep setting up a series of dummies throughout your life to where they keep her like, where the fuck is this guy? And you kind of turn on them.
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No, no, no. I let's not just, let's not discredit the Ferris Bueller trick. I think, I think, I think any spirit would be inclined.
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Yeah, do a little sticky keys and click out some stuff real quick and be like, there it is! That kind of thing.
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I don't think you would think the same thing, but Ferris Bueller's, uh, his parents didn't see it when he was sick.
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You know, if we're, if we're taking all the mysticism out of it, fine. Cause I like the idea that they're like, it's his hair, but
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If you swatted them, would you be on a no-fly list? Could you even return home? No, no, no. I'm saying I leave. No, that's what I'm saying. You leave, you're in Japan, you swat your house like there's nothing here.
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This guy is fucking cool. We're also definitely setting this up to be, this is like late 90s. Yes. Is where I'm getting at for sure.
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Yeah, no, it's all it's just like a bunch of like very fun reveals.
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I think it was before the bubble burst, the web bubble. I wouldn't say that it was mostly back then. It was pretty much just... like the instant chat, like the, um, uh, the not AT&T. It was fucking, um, the little yellow man. He was running.
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It was that kind of shit. What the fuck am I? I forget what that guy is. My brain is dissolving. What did you do last night? Why are you, it's like you're coming out of a bender. I really am, but I swear to God, I'm not. It was, uh, AOL. AOL. AOL, yep. Yeah, I would say primarily it was AOL.
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I'm not going to lie. The thing under the bed, I sat there and I feel like I keep looking down underneath my desk because I'm like, hmm?
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Yeah, after I got away from the police station, I came home, sat down, tried to relax. Anything to rest my nerves. I got an email notification. So basically he went to the police station. I would be camping in the police station. I would, yeah, I would not leave anybody. I would not go home. Well, time to go home on the day they said I'd be at my desk. Yeah, exactly.
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Or just even like time to be alone with myself. That's fine.
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Just because, I mean, like, if you think about back then, too, which is where I hope this story explores, too, is just kind of how unknown it all was. Like, AOL, being able to talk to somebody in chat was, like, so exciting. This was before cell phones and, like, texting and that kind of stuff, too.
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Well, that's what I'm that's what I'm wondering is I don't know if it's been I don't know if we've I'm not sure that we've gotten to that yet. But my like I immediately was my gut reaction was like, oh, he's in the hole. He's officially in the hole now. He's been getting called the entire time. He's kind of going manic and stuff as well.
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Maybe the same thing that happened to Uncle Bernie when he met Connie or what happened to Connie and how she was transformed. It feels like he's at that point of no return.
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It's slim, but not impossible. Let's say that. Also, this guy, like we said, he rules. He's into goth chicks with huge milky tits and fishnets, and he's looking up fucking spells online, and then he meets a girl named Angelica, literally an angel. All right. This guy's cool.
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Welcome back to Creepcast. How you all doing today? We are doing a little story by a fancy username. It's a story by Jared Roberts called The Hidden Webpage. Looks like an old classic.
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I love that you slipped in that he looks like you. You're like, he's the most attractive man I've ever seen. And then you slip in that.
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I need to get out before it's too late. He knows, he said, because he's me. So is he Holy Moses? Is that the... So he got the video.
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Is he just a user that's been reaching out to people to try to warn people or whatever? And that's also the reason, too. People are like, oh, he's been here forever. But no one knows where he came from.
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You would just truck your mother in the face. If that was happening, at what point do you need to realize this is not... This is not mom. Yeah. I mean, like, fucking destroy her jaw, dude.
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It read, Pretty intense, huh? You could spend the rest of your life in there. Wait a minute. So this is a thing of, remember, it's like basically getting that, do you remember this thing that we're in? Basically, from the beginning when he was doing that, he basically got sucked into the hole. He was in the hole the entire time.
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And the whole idea is that the person that was trying to get him out, the person that was trying to get him out is saying the birds and bees. Basically, the birds and stuff were, I'm guessing it's like dial-up modem type stuff of him like re-exiting this world, finding his way back out, whatever, and not getting lost in there like the other people.
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We'll see. We're almost at the end. I think that we should just see.
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And that is the end to the hidden webpage. What a, uh... Man, you know, it's weird. We come across these concepts and stuff a lot. Or go ahead.
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But go ahead, continue where you were going. No, I think that the story is really good. I think, um...
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my my initial thoughts are this i think i think that i i really enjoyed the concept of this thing going around and having these kind of like very surrealist moments and stuff to me and i'm gonna just throw something at the wall and see what you think i was writing this down a little bit to me the story feels like it parallels with online predators using pictures or uh
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Using pictures or what the fuck did I write here? Are you in the hole, Hunter? Oh, it was parallels with online predators using girl pictures or boy pictures to lure in victims. The hole itself can even feel invasive and subtly sexual by nature of how it's written and how repressed trauma comes back to haunt you in a weird way is some of the themes that I was finding in the story.
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I don't particularly care for that. I think it's just, but that's also, you know, I don't really like when stories are, but it was all a dream.
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Well, that's why I don't think that this... I don't think that this... I don't like endings that are, this is a dream. And I don't think that this was a story that was, this is a dream. I think people could read it that way as like, well, none of it really happened. But like you're saying, it did. The way that I read the story was a guy...
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revisiting some kind of past traumatic thing that him and other people experienced at this time. And it's a thing of like having to justify and sift through all of the horrible shit that happened to you and then come to terms with it and then be able to come out of it alive versus how some people can dig into those things and they can never recover from it. It's kind of how I saw it.
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Yeah. I think, you know, and, and, This story had a lot of dream qualities because I think it's trying to really... It's trying to show this nightmare that he's in, whatever. It's like a surrealist nightmare and all that kind of stuff. But I think just the way of... Using some of these characters and some of these tropes, which, you know, I could be reaching. This is just how I'm reading it.
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Welcome back to Creepcast! How you guys doing today? Today we are doing the famous Creepypasta run. We've been on a very, very big r slash no sleep kick. And the problem with doing normal Creepypasta is that a lot of them are very, very short. And if we only did one and we focused on one, some of these podcasts would be three minutes long. I mean, it would be a very quick episode.
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And... There you go. Candle Cove. The classic. That's a classic one of a children's show. Kind of like some it vibes of like kids only experience it. Do you think 1999 was kind of inspired by that? Because when did this... Yeah, 2009.
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It's probably so influential at the time. I mean, looking at it from there too, 2009, that's like, that's gotta be some of the reasons that like, I don't know, r slash no sleep came around because even the way that it's supposed to be like, oh, there's your posts on the internet, like utilizing that kind of, uh,
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That vibe of, oh, these are actual people talking to each other, even though it's in a story format. I wonder what the influence is to even just be like, oh, this is all supposed to be utilizing Reddit as a horror place to post a story that feels real and it's more immersive. Even like Twitter ARGs, all that kind of shit. It feels like it all stems from this thing.
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And I do remember now, too, there's that show on Shudder. What was that called? Channel Zero. Channel Zero.
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Yeah. So it's cool to see the influence just kind of go over. I never finished the... I think I've watched the first episode. I remember I thought the first episode was kind of cool. But I don't know if the series... Maybe the viewers might know or listeners might have an idea if the show was any good. Did you watch Channel Zero at all?
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If we did a Creep TV for Channel Zero, but we should read the stuff too and then be like, how do they adapt it? Because now reading Candle Cove... granted it's going to be one of those things where they're just like, that's a great premise. And they're probably going to expand. They're just like, let's make a full season arc out of like the kid.
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It's probably the guys meeting up and being like, do you remember this thing? And then he like, you know, it's kind of like it, you get all the people back together, they come back and they try to figure out what the fuck was going on. Or whatever.
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I really have been eating nothing but prime rib.
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I'm a search and rescue officer, yeah. Yeah, Butcher's Block. So it's Candle Cove, No End House, Butcher's Block, The Dream Door.
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When they discover a door in the basement, the secret starts, uh, whatever butchers blocks, uh, young woman and her schizophrenia.
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And then season three is butchers block.
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Oh, so we, all we would have to do is read that. And I think that'd be a fun deep dive.
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Dead Bart. Can't wait for this. I fucking hated the Squidward thing. God damn it. So this is another peak era. This is a year after Candle Cove. So this is whenever... This is definitely early on. This is I, but I will say I love an early creepypasta stuff. Just children writing horror stories. There's something about children that are so that's just so funny.
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The unfiltered nature of what they think is scary and creepy.
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If that person was just like, I'm going to make a Simpsons horror thing and they didn't even put two and two together, that's so fucked.
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I already don't understand what you mean by, you know how Fox is a weird. It's like, no. What do you mean? There's DVDs. There's tons of documented sources.
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Homer seemed more angry. He strangles his son every episode.
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He's even more angry now.
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This is like reading the Declaration of Independence and, like, giggling.
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Actually, one second. I'm getting ready to have diarrhea. One second.
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Okay, sorry about that.
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So are we starting? Do you want to start with the long one to kind of like? Let's start with Candle Cove. I've heard Candle Cove is supposed to be pretty good.
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Yeah. I mean, yeah, you're going fast, but I don't think you would just get immediately sucked out of the window. No, no, no.
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I already counted it. I know. And hyper-realistic. Photorealism, hyper-realistic, and then realistic blood.
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What are you talking about? Once you unveiled the idea, though, that people were just like, yeah, you have to put yourself in the mind of a kid being like, sure.
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yeah yeah yeah i've never seen the simpsons but i get it i know what you're saying yeah i also really like i also really like and made an almost photorealistic drawing of uh of his dead body and it's like bart is a like super round bulbous yellow man with no hair and just spikes on his head it's like look how really looks wow it's like i'm there damn
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I just don't want to do, I hate video game shit. Like Lavender Town, that sounds cool. I don't know what the fuck that is. That's a shame. Huh? That's a shame because you don't, you're not picking today. Okay. All I know is I saw there was like Sonic X, EX, and then I said, I was like, oh, Suicide Mouse. And you're like, that's Mickey Mouse or whatever.
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I will say that's a that was a fun twist. I did not expect. I thought I thought that it was just going to be like. I got really scared and turned it off. Instead, at least it went the angle of being like, yeah, everyone dies the same day. That'd be so funny, though. Also, this does play into the idea that the Simpsons predict the future. Like that meme. Of course. So, you know what?
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Actually, more brownie points. Not bad. Yeah. Way better than Ben Drown. Way better than Ben Drown.
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We have Webster's dictionary here writing the story.
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No, no, no. I know that for sure. I know that there's Sonic. That's why when I was scrolling through, I was like, oh, God. And I just remember because it's not like we've never talked about some of these before in the past, but it's mostly been like passing. Like just being like, Oh yeah, there was a lot of like video game stuff. Cause we did Sonic XE XE X, whatever.
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He's so close. You're almost there, buddy.
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They're just like, he's right at heaven's doorstep right now, guys. Just give him a couple more days.
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One thing I like about this is there was no apparent signs of cause of death. Wasn't he like ripping out his eyes and biting his flesh and stuff? We have no idea. There was no apparent cause of death. I want to say this though. I want to say this, the idea. So this is actually a sick idea. Like the idea of this is really, really cool. It reminds me a lot of, uh, martyrs.
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What was the, um, I feel like we did another video game one. Didn't we do another video game one? It was a legend of Zelda. That's what it was. So yeah, when we were, I think even then we were talking, talking about how it was just like, Oh yeah.
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If you think this idea is cool, you should watch Martyrs.
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Yeah. I mean, I think that the movie came out, which Martyrs, the French version, I think, came out in 2008. So maybe they just saw it and they're like, oh, cool. Because it seems like it's a mixture of Martyrs and Russian sleep experiment. That's what it feels like to me. Yes, exactly. In Martyrs, for people who haven't seen Martyrs in the French film, it's all about like a high society where...
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Basically, like billionaires or whatever will pay to come in and they basically take people and torture them as a martyr because the only people that have ever who have contacted to be to see God is right before you die as a martyr. And you're like basically tortured, basically like Christlike levels of torture.
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you're able to like see God and people are able to like look in your eyes and see like reflections of heaven. It's very, it's very odd, but it's an awesome movie. Like it's worth, it's crazy. So, you know, fucking warning.
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I think it's the American one. The English one is so not worth watching. Just watch the French one. The English one sucks. It's not worth it. But the, I like the idea of a guy being, I like also they established a homeless guy who had nothing left to live for. but at the same time, you know, I like it. It's, it's fun. It's short. It's, it's punchy.
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And you know, the whole thing, Oh, see God, but really sees the, you know, he sees hell and all that stuff to me. That's like fun schlocky, you know, stuff that happens. I would be curious to see like somebody, uh, come in and, you know, make this like a full-fledged thing. Because you could also get, the characters are all there.
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Oh God. You'll never forget about me, Hunter. I almost did. I feel like that. That's why my life has been so much better lately is because that was out of the mental cortex. Tiffany. It's me. I'm very excited, though. I'm excited to... I think that this is going to be a fun experience. You know what's fun about an episode like this, too, that I was just thinking about?
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Conflicted scientists who want to do these things, you know, back and forth there. The homeless guy, why does he want to do this?
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uh so every reading of it you would find online have this video paired with it oh that's creepy it's like someone building clay around their face and then it's that he's a that's a french uh performance artist i know exactly who this is he puts clay on his face that's like his whole thing he has a great of course you would know where it is of course you would i think whoever showed me this the first time i'm pretty sure it was james lee
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showed me this this guy very weird disturbing stuff but usually he like puts clay on his face like takes his thumbs and makes like holes out of it or like poke into it but yeah this is like a I think like a pretty well known French performance artist very cool very weird stuff the YouTube channel that posted this
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they're just they're the og homies i mean i'm pretty sure that they they i think that they probably made that black and white and they put the music behind it because usually that guy's stuff is in color i'm pretty sure but i'm pretty sure he still does stuff too so you know dude okay this is i'm scrolling through this guy's channel who posted it uh and we can show this image on screen when i was a kid i remember seeing this picture
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rocky rocky mountain paranormal research society which is like a guy sitting in his mom's mom's living room i imagine that's what most paranormal research societies yes that's i'm pretty sure that's where all of them are based out of yeah yeah i love that though just i love the whimsy and mysticism of being a youngin should we should we move everything should we move on let's move on let's move on i think but yes gateway to the mind was huge for me i love this one when i was a kid
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I like that big, grandiose, cheesy stuff. Yeah. I like the God has abandoned us, whatever. I like that kind of stuff.
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Yeah, 100%. All right. A.K.A. Candle Jack.
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You know how many people that are also... that maybe got into creepypasta stuff because of the show? They're going to go in blind just like me. And then there's tons of seasoned veterans readers... who their eyes have glazed over multiple times and they're twiddling their fingers probably and foaming at the mouth.
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There's three different colored cloths.
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You indirectly said it and now you're going to be, you're dead. I'm in the sack.
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You are fucking dead. Hyper-realistic blood is pouring all over you. You are dead. All over me. I'm dead.
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That's the whole thing. But see, that's a classic. All right. One of the top rated, one of the classic stories listed on creepypasta.com. You know what, though? Once again, Wade has set up a nice little way to kind of fuck over the reader at the end. I like that.
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Yeah, dude, that's sick. To be a kid back then and be like, No!
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I said it! No! No! No! Mom!
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Herobrine. Oh, my God.
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I clicked it, and it's a Minecraft person standing here.
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I feel like I've heard of it. I just don't know what it is. I feel like I've heard the name Herobrine.
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Candle Cove. Let's start off. Also, too, just want to say, as always, check us out on Spotify, Apple Podcast, the audio platforms. Give us a nice rating there. We appreciate you. If you appreciate this show, it means a lot to us. And also... Soon, probably in the next month or two, we should be having more Creepcast merch. And there's some sick designs that I'm really stoked for you guys to see.
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I did, but he's no longer with us.
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Yeah, I see. I see him down the bottom left. The original hair brand post on 4chan by anonymous user. Wow.
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Let me ask you this. So it's obviously a ghost of the game, right? It's like a ghost of Notch's dead brother.
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So, but he doesn't really do anything. Was it just because, oh, it's creepy?
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So this is like more so people took this story and they just started making a tons of scary shit with the hook handed man.
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Yeah. I mean, I, I, once again, it's, it's, it's awesome to see how these things formulate, but I bet you anything. There was tons. I, I have to imagine there was tons and tons of, uh, People's videos or people who would write their own and be like, yeah, I saw him and he killed my dog.
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So hold out for that, but just know it's coming. So get ready. I'm excited.
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I was gonna say the new, the newest one feels like, uh, that feels comparable to that is like all the backroom stuff.
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all the background games that came out very similar different like you know liminal horror stuff that got you know of uh the big thing with the kids the kid angles i was like oh this is definitely starting to get into the kid territory is it'd be like large creepy industrials thing and then all of a sudden there'd be like giant slides and like pools that's what i was like oh that's that's when we're that's that's you know we're in the thick of the the children era of it now
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You know, big, colorful, weird, uncanny, like maybe there's like a playground.
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Poppy's playtime area.
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And I don't go to the doctor as much as I should. And I don't want to deal with an appointment and insurance and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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We got to read it. It's one of the top ones.
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And it's written by anonymous author. So, you know, that's how you, that's another good.
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Hell yeah.
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It's been really cold around here. Fuck, I wish I had all my... I have no articles of clothing.
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Oh God, dude. Fuck off. This is like some serious, like common courtesy is so hard to find. I bought a black hoodie. What's this? David King. It's the David King voice.
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I love that this first entry is a guy being like, I'm cold. I'm going to go to a random store, probably a Walmart, and he's just like, I feel like I want to kill somebody. That's 100% where it's going. The jacket's telling me to kill people.
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Well, yeah, exactly. He's like, whoever's reading this is also 13 years old.
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This is the, this is like the four chain or red pillar. Probably jacket.
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He got punched in the face by a guy. He took it, and he's just like, yeah, it barely hurt.
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So today we're going to run through Probably almost try to get all of the key, big, old creepypastas. And we're just putting them all into a grab bag here for you. And we're just going to run through every single one of them. So some of these you probably have definitely heard, read, or whatever. But once again, as always, I have not read any of these classics. We've touched on some of them.
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That's my Goku voice.
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Kakarot, your voice sounds identical to what it... It's normal. Never mind.
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I feel like you actually sound a little better today.
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I mean, that sounds fine, but I just, you know, I don't know. I feel like I need some distance from you, Kakarot.
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I'm almost like fucking Capote or Droopy at this point.
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This is going to be the rest of the hooded man's voice, by the way. It feels so much better.
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He punched him so hard that they're like, his body will not retain blood in the hospital.
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What? He's been in the hospital for two weeks.
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He is... He is like bleeding for two weeks.
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If he is only a serial killer that punches people, this very well may be a better premise than Jeff the Killer, dare I say.
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Yeah, but I'm just saying like the legacy edge.
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Of the punch, the hoodie punch man. One punch man. The American apparel hoodie punch man. Yeah. Yeah.
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made dead actually you know i like to think i like to think that he went to buckle and it's one of those ones that had like a it was like an affliction one it had like a giant bejeweled cross on it he's like i feel so powerful the bejeweled cross is good but what you're really what it really needs to be you remember the rock star energy merch everyone wore for a while yeah dc shoes it's like that it's got the giant rock star star like it's either rock star or it's any it's any snowboarding or my or a motocross shirt from paxton yes he's like yes yeah you're
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I like to think that this character, he walks in and his hands are underneath. His hands are in between two pieces of bread.
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So you know what's funny about this? I just want to say this immediately. This is extreme. And not to make a lot of it, this is extreme school shooter vibes. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I wish he punched people. Yeah, I wish that he just punched more people. Also, it's funny, too, to think that the cops would let him just wear the jacket in his cell.
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Well, it is, but usually if you get moved in, they have you, you'll take off your personal possessions and they'll keep it. And then they give you like a uniform or whatever. If I think if you're staying there overnight, first multiple days, I could be wrong, but yeah, I, this idea, which I want to say this,
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I'd say if people are feeling... Because this feels like somebody who's like, everybody in my life is wronging me, whatever. Maybe just write a fun story instead of doing something crazy. I also think we need to have a new arc of this kind of character. The badass, like the misunderstood badass kid who's just like, you shouldn't have provoked me. This story is lost because it's a...
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It's, it's so, you know, wrapped in people are like, it's cheesy and stupid. I said, bring it, bring it back, dude. Bring it back, please.
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It was him putting his hood up. It was literally a guy going to a American Eagle store, buying a $20 zip up hoodie. And he's like, Holy fuck. When he puts up his, his hood, he's like, people could kind of see me, but not really. He's like the guy in grandma's boy. When he's like pressed up against the wall, the black wall, he has his leather jacket on. And they're like, what are you doing?
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And he's like, how could he see me that moment? He reminds me of JP.
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I also just like the kid bleeding profusely for two weeks. And he was bleeding for personal issues. Yeah, he was bleeding. The conditions were personal issues. It's like, do you mean when you punched him and you destroyed every organ in his body? Was it that personal issue?
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I'm Mike Painter, 65, responding to the subject of the post above. It seems really familiar to me. I grew up outside of Ashland and was nine years old in 1972. Skyshell responds, Yes, okay, I'm not crazy. I remember Pirate Percy. I was always kind of scared of him. He looked like he was built from parts of other dolls. Real low budget.
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By far, today, my favorite story we've read. Easily. Most entertaining. I'll say that.
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2012, let's go.
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I just want to say, first off, I love the angle this is going. It's going into a Laughing Jack kind of territory of things or whatever. But I just want to say, too, how fucking creepy would it be where it's like, hey, the tooth fairy said he couldn't find your tooth. I gave it to Ick. And it's like, you're like, okay.
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And then at some point, all of your children's teeth are going to be into a sock puppet you made for him. How creepy would that be, dude?
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jaren 2005 says sorry to resurrect this old thread but i know exactly what show you mean skyshell i think candle cove ran only for a couple months in 71 not 72. i was 12 and i watched it a few times with my brother it was channel 58 whatever station that was my mom would let me switch to it after the news let me see what i remember
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Yeah, because you're not for the cause. So, come on. Yeah, yeah.
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They call my mom a psychopath and keeps every baby tooth in a mason jar from my nine relatives.
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It took place in Candle Cove, and it was about a little girl who imagined herself to be friends with pirates. The pirate ship was called the Laughing Stock, and the pirate Percy wasn't a very good pirate because he got scared too easily. And there was a Kelly Op music constantly playing. Don't remember the girl's name, Janice or Jade or something. I think it was Janice.
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She's strapped down. She's electric taped down to the sofa.
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It's like definitely a kid like emotionally distraught from like his disturbed parents. She's like trying to, she's like sitting there like peeling back the skin on her fingers. Sure, sweetheart, go ahead. All right, mommy, I love you.
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I just want to say, I want to say good. I want to say this is, this could be a really cool story. If it would have taken the, let me put you an angle for my kid. He does this. He becomes obsessed with teeth and he has like a, and his, and his mom gives him like a sock puppet or she's like, Oh, I mean, I don't worry. I'm your friend too. And she like jokes with them.
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What if he took, what if he becomes like a killer that like has a bunch of like weird animal and human teeth and he was like bite, like he has, it's like a hand puppet thing. He's going around fucking like biting people's faces and shit. And that kind of stuff. Like a very disturbed man. I didn't mean to do it. I liked it.
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Ickbar did it, not me.
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Lavender Town. Okay.
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It is creepy. Well, here's the interesting thing about this, because that is the end of the story. First off, I just want to say, some of these old ones where it's like, when people are like, oh, they're cringe or whatever, I think the cringe angle just comes because it's just like, you could tell it was like, oh, it's Pokemon, whatever. Pretty interesting idea, though.
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In the 90s, first off, I just want to say in the 90s, there's no way that this is, I mean, maybe it is. So in 2001... There was a movie called Suicide Club. It was a Japanese horror film. And it was all about like basically a pop band where people, teenagers would listen to the song and teenagers would just basically kill themselves.
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But it was like it was inspired by the suicide rate rise in the mid 90s in Japan because of like some economic crash that happened. And there was, I mean, a ton of that that happened there. to see that correlate to around the same time when Pokemon came out and to have it be something that's also inspired by like, you know, only kids and teens can hear this thing. It's just, I don't know.
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It's cool. I don't know if it's intentional, but I just want to say, if you haven't seen suicide club, it's not like it's a, you know, it's not like it's like super amazing movie, but it's pretty interesting just to see this kind of like phenomenon of like a culture move through and it's affecting people that like, listen to this song or whatever.
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So I just found that comparison kind of interesting.
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All of these so far, I just want to say all these so far, not that bad.
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Mike responds again and says, I remember now too. Do you remember this part, Skyshale? You have to go inside.
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That's the best thing is that all of them have this campfire urban legend kind of vibe where you can tell it to your friends and they're like, what? Really? That I feel is lost now. I just don't feel like those things are... you know, that fun anymore.
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And it was fun to whenever the, which, you know, the internet had been around for a little bit since then, but it was such this new frontier where you're like, what, maybe it is whatever. So I don't know if there's probably a new piece of some, something new that'll come out to where that will hopefully we'll get to have some more of that love again in that world.
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One night... I'm getting flashbacks from that. My fucking aunt with her licking her feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Thank you for bringing that up again. Thank you for... I'm just saying, this is becoming very personal for me. Sorry, go ahead. I got you.
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I love this setup of like creepy thing, but my dog, it wasn't me, the dog licking my hand.
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You know what, this feels like a fun story. Like something that fun and punchy where like, ooh, kind of reminds me of that YouTube short that got turned into a movie. It was like Lights Out.
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Yeah, Don't Turn Off the Lights, whatever that is. But it's just one of those little, I miss those old horror vignettes that would happen.
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So that's what it was.
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What an extra first sentence. My childhood was like a drop of water in a vast river. It's like, bro, bro.
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How many cherries can I put on top of a story?
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We're also on creepypasta.com. We're looking at some of them here, and I see like 1999 is at the top of creepypasta.com. We've read that. We tried reading Bedtime before. It was boring as hell. But I think that's whenever me and Isaiah were in person, we tried reading it, et cetera.
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I shrugged. You know, the toy. The little robot with the big ears. You can pet and feed them. Almost like a real pet. Oh. Mr. Widemouth resumed his activity.
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How do we know it's not the professional, the huge stand-up comedian Kevin Hart? We'll never know. I think you should do that voice. I am not. I am not going to.
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I mean, that is 99% of them, honestly.
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I honestly. I honestly thought that the villain was pirate Percy. I was about five when the show was on nightmare fuel. Jaron says that wasn't the villain. The puppet with the mustache. That was the villain sidekick. Horace Horrible. He had a monocle, too. But it was on top of the mustache. I used to think that meant he only had one eye. But yeah, the villain was another marionette.
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Some fucking box full of broken glass and knives.
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The Skin Taker. What the fuck? The Skin Taker. I can't believe what they let us watch back then. Holy hell! That just turned up to 11.
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Horace Horrible! Nah, it was the Skin Taker!
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Oh yeah, that is what I'm forgetting, huh? I forgot about the skin taker. That was the missing clue for the series. The skin taker. The man who was completely naked on screens trying to extend his foreskin. Yeah, so Kevin Hart again says, Jesus H. Christ, the skin taker.
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I thought he was going to say beer. I was like, holy shit. But my dad was drinking coffee and bush light all morning, so he was totally good to go. Just getting hammered on the road. I've never heard anyone say six pack of energy drinks. A six pack of natty light and some coffee and dad was wide awake.
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You know how dad gets shaky in the morning? He needs his magic water.
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I get shaky. That's why that cooler's in between your legs. Reach in there and get dad some of his magic water.
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Don't you get it? Dad, I really don't think you should talk about mom that way. He's like getting it from all these different angles. I really feel like you should. It's like, stop being gay and just give me the beer. Goddamn.
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I know it's hard for you, as sick as you've been. Once daddy gets promoted, we can settle down and you can make some friends.
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Dude, seriously, you're killing my fucking buzz. Turn off the ZZ Top and just shut the hell up. If I have to hear one more word out of you, I'm sorry.
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good god what kind of kids are we watching i seriously could not look at the screen when the skin taker showed up he just descended out of nowhere on his strings just a dirty skeleton wearing that brown top hat and cape and his glass eyes that were too big for his skull christ almighty
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Dun, dun, dun. First off, I just want to say, uh, perfect, creepy pasta material. I love, love, love that. All right. Mr. Wide mouth being, uh, I love the idea of a monster just being like, Hey kid, you should jump out the window, kill yourself, jump out the window. What's the worst. I just love a reluctant child being like, ah, I really don't think it's a good idea.
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And the person just being like, no, seriously, it's super fun.
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Mr. White Mouth may have moved his way to the top of today for me.
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Well, at least they, they grinded it back down. You know, I like they, they ground it back down with him being like, Oh, it was a skeleton with a cape and hat, whatever. So it's still, it's still in the vein of this children's show. It's not like it's some, you know, it's a little too dark thematically.
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It's kind of interesting to do the German thing since deletions because it's like, it seems like people, they're like basically stealing people's memories, loading them onto these cabinets and then people come up and pick them up away. I like, you know, this is like another little urban legend meme too, but it's also something that's, I just like a weird fake.
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I guess you could just call it misinformation, but I'm just going to say it's like... I like when people are like, oh, yeah, there used to be these... Because attached here, we'll attach the screenshots, but there's actual black and white photos of cabinets and stuff and whatever else. It's just kind of fun.
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I see. Well, that's fucking cool then, too. Yeah, I mean, that's a fun way to just reintroduce that shit into the zeitgeist, the online horror zeitgeist.
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No, let's just, I think we have three.
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I think we need to do who was phone at least. Okay. But there's also who can't trust anyone.
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They got to, they have to.
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I really hope that it wasn't, uh, they didn't even go into it. And people were just like, yeah, but that wasn't the villain. It was side night, Sydney. Oh, yeah, that's right. Cyanide Cindy. But she wasn't. She wasn't the main villain. It was Al-Qaeda Al. You're like, no. Yeah, Al-Qaeda Al, he was scary. It just keeps going and going.
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And then we've read Been Drowned. So there's some on here that we've read already, but I see one at the top here that I feel like I've heard of before called Candle Cove. And I believe we're going to start with today. So some of these are ranging from, it says less than a minute. And I think the longest we'll ever read is like 10 minutes. So it's going to be, it's going to be a lot of them.
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I like to think that he put his hand over his mouth, threw up, the fucking vomit went everywhere, and he's like, and grabbed the guy's gun.
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At least we got the guy pulling out the gun. You know, I seriously feel like the Candle Cove thing was so influential. It just all feels like it's kind of all ties back into that, doesn't it?
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It's a skin. It's a skin Walker, right? Yeah.
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Just progressively more messed up. Yeah, you guys are, you know, I can see how you could get that wrong, but actually the main villain was Foreskin Frank.
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I was going to say, then we get the very infamous photo.
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It's probably just as infamous as a couple, like the Russian sleep experiment, the Jeff the Killer. I feel like it's up there. It's got to be.
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Yeah. And at the end of the deal, the show was ran by Jeffrey Dahmer. That's the way it went in. I like to think that all the puppets are just foreskin references where it's just like, Jesus Christ. I bet you would, wouldn't you? Can you imagine people being like, okay, fine, never mind. No, Hunter. How would I imagine people being like, I was just going to say that wouldn't it be fucking crazy
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i just love how nonchalant the uh the things are the verbiage so anyways my husband my husband just drove his shit into a lake it's whatever drove his car to a lake that night while rushing our daughter to the hospital he did not survive
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Awesome! You know, I think there might've been just a little, a little bit of, sorry, a little.
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yeah yeah like that's why they had so much acclaim at once it um you know they're just good story i mean like it's just something too where it's like uh to have to sit down like the to the the the discipline it takes to sit down and write a full length story is so hard. And it's like, it's, it's something too, that has to be so meticulously crafted and put together to where sometimes it sucks.
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Wouldn't it be the fucking craziest fucking thing if all the puppets were foreskin related? And then at the end, Isaiah... it turns out that all the puppets were made out of kids' foreskins. And it was a disgruntled man who was clipped when he was younger.
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Whenever you read something where you're like, yeah, this is a nice long story. You can tell someone, put their heart into it. And then it just doesn't land. It sucks because you're looking at it as like a piece of just free media that you're just like, this sucks.
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whatever but seeing something that you know these these like little blurbs or some guy probably just like was shitting his pants and just like writing something for 20 minutes he's like it gets uploaded you know it makes you appreciate the stuff where someone's like i had a full this idea i marked it down you know i did whatever uh to make this a full you know experience so i don't know all i'm saying is you know
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Not that I'm not that I'm fatigued, but if I had to, I'm so glad that we're just doing this all now because it would suck to have to just get them out of the way. Just get them the fuck out of the way. This is what it used to be. Can we just end with who was phone? Can we just can we just call it? So let's just do who was phone. I think who was phone is the best way to end this.
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And if you don't mind, I would like to read this one.
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This is our last one today. One of the classics here. It's rated a healthy 6.33 out of 10. This is a famous one. So here we go. Okay. So basically it's like this. You're at a friend's house for like the night or whatever. And then you guys are making out on the couch. Yeah. And then like her dad calls on the phone and says, no, I, she likes it more if you use the other hand. Yeah. Yeah.
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And you're all like, oh, dude, your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you. And then she's like, I don't have a dad or whatever. But what? Who was phone? Also, so you're with your honey and you're making out when the phone rings. You answer and the voice is, what are you doing with my daughter? You tell you're the girl and she say, my dad is dead. Then who was phone? That...
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Is the end of Who's Phone?
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I love this. I love it. It's the, it, to me, this is the accumulation of everything we've read today.
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Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Well, you know what? I think it was a, this was a, it's like walking through the baseball, uh, hall of fame or whatever. It's like the, it's like walking through like the, the, you know, it's the, the walk of fame in Hollywood, whatever with less homeless people and shit. This is a, uh, it was nice going through.
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And I, and I'll tell you what, I would say the majority of stuff we read today, you're like, ah, you know, You know, interesting, interesting ideas. It's also cool just to see stuff that starts like at such an influential stage. Like all these things were people, you know, millions of people probably read this shit.
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And it like sparked tons of people to just be like, I want to make a Mickey Mouse horse egg. Or I want to, you know, I want to try to find them in Minecraft or all that kind of stuff is, I think, pretty cool how moving these little stories were.
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Well, you know what? Listen, it does not fall. I appreciate everything we read here. I think that if anything, we need to tell our little viewers here that guess what, dude? We give them prime rib. We're serving them prime rib, dude. We do. Spoiled rotten.
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And then you get the classic pedophilia kind of angle that all these things have. Right? Yes. You've got to have that.
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I agree. Well, Isaiah, it's been a fun one guys. Thank you so much for listening to today. Be sure to, uh, you know, sign up or sorry, be sure to listen on Spotify and Apple podcasts, all the jazz, give us some nice ratings there. Uh, and until next time, we're going to have a nice fun one. Also I do, we, we, we, we really should do the channel zero creep TV thing. Creep TV is not gone.
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We're just trying to figure out what to do with it. We need, we still need to figure out, finish out marble Hornets. That will happen someday. Um, but yeah,
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So check out my merch before you get. I'm going to check out your merch and I'm going to buy your merch while you buy. Oh, that's so sweet. Thanks. I have new merch coming out too soon.
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stranger danger kind of thing exactly if the creepypasta doesn't have it then i feel like people got laughed off the internet yeah so somewhere in the list of like actual villains it's like oh pedophile pete like he's a yeah that's what i'm saying yeah they're all this they're all essentially the same character they're just made of different skin anyway i'm going i'm going back every puppet has a turtleneck
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Mike Painter says, yeah, I think so. Remember his mouth didn't open and close. He just, his jaw just slid back and forth.
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And the skin taker didn't look at the girl, but the camera and said, to grind your skin. That would be a bit haunting, if I'm being honest, as a child.
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So buckle in. It's going to be, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
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I don't think that was a dream. I remember that. I remember that was an episode.
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Maybe I manufactured the memory because you said that, but I swear to God, I remember seeing what you described. It just streamed. Oh God, yes. Little girl, Janice. I remember seeing her shake and the skin taker screaming through his gnashing teeth, his jaws careening so wildly. I thought it would come off its wire hinges. I turned it off and it was the last time I watched.
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I read it to my brother and we didn't have the courage to turn it back on. I visited my mom today at the nursing home. I asked her about when I was little, in the early 70s, when I was eight or nine, and if she remembered a kid's show, Candle Cove. She said she was surprised I couldn't remember that, and I asked why.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Her voice introduced me to a teenage virgin again.
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I saw visions and like my... Okay. Talk about premonitions. You're seeing something in your head. You're like, I just want to have sex so bad.
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Maybe another time. But this is written by April... Aproil.
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I like that nod. That's definitely a little nod to maybe a clientele or something that the restaurant is serving that feels a bit more exclusive or hidden. The way that this is set up is nice so far, I just wanted to say.
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oh dude it sets up some interesting stuff about the psychology there the narrator is definitely wanting deep fucking for sure he's fantasizing about okay all right all right all right all right That was probably an inappropriate way of saying that.
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What the fuck are we doing, man? He's just like, I was just half-stepping in it. You're like, no, I was up in there. I was rearranging them gutty works as much as I could, dude.
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app royal has also been picked up recently by velix books uh which velix has been pretty cool yeah we've we've worked we've read many velix published books and we've uh you know it's people that we've worked with uh to be able to read some of these stories so really happy that he's with a cool publishing company like that
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There you go again with the description. I was like a fork with some spaghetti, dude. I was wrapping it all around.
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I'm just picturing nothing but like a Blade movie. Like whenever Blade goes in, it's like a Russian nightclub that looks like a castle or whatever. That's what I'm seeing with this restaurant.
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That'd be really funny. That'd be so funny. Password.
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I had six loaves of bread worth of breadsticks. Where's this on the bill? Oh, sir, they're free. Oh, my God.
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Ten minutes down the road, we're going to see the Coliseums.
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You gotta get your shit together right now, dude.
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That is what it says. Teenage virgins. And then you're like reaming out a bus boy.
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He yelped. You see the problem here, Martin? The quicker you do your job, the quicker this stupid tank of a unit is out of my way. You're clogging up the freeway!
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Mark, I need you in my office. Shut those off and come see me. Uh, it's mid-dinner service, Silva. Can this wait till my break? It can't. Lana will cover for you.
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You've been doing a great job here, Mark. I know I'm not the most, you know, rah-rah type of owner, but believe me when I say this, I've taken notice.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
I'm in a pickle. We are short busboys tonight. I need you to cover. Uh, with all due respect, Silva, why would I do that? because I need you to, Mark. And to be honest, there's a chance at a promotion.
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I feel like I do it well. I'm not saying I don't want to help you out, but please don't spit on my face and tell me it's raining. I'm a waiter, not a busboy. The pay is nearly triple.
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Yeah, evil, evil family restaurant. You know, is this going to turn into something more like if, you know, the Glenmont retro thing or Metro where it starts off with or I mean, Dionysus house, whatever, where someone just walks into a restaurant gets their head blown off or is it going to turn into like a, you know, five nights at Freddy kind of meme?
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I need you out there, Mark. Like yesterday. He got up and made his way to the door. If you do well, the position is permanently yours. Do I really have a choice?
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Who taught you how to work a knife? You leave the skin on this fugu again, and I'll rip your apron off myself!
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Oh shit, what do you think this is, Mark? A six-figure dishwashing job?
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You know, it kind of, it has like a weird, it could go either way. And I'm excited to see.
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Listen, this might not be good for you. I get it. It ain't for everybody. But listen to me, and listen good. Silva doesn't just let you out. I didn't ask for any of this. I'm just a waiter. I'm surprised. I'm surprised. Silva keeps the waste ass off. I'll be damned. Let me out. Listen. You're part of the Azalea family.
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You've just been given a seat at the big boy table and families, they have secrets. He's off the door. Go ahead. Get some fresh air or prep this room and you can meet me at the front of the next one. Or you can meet me at front. Oh my fuck.
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Is Dionysus not the one where it begins with the...
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End of part one. Very good. You know what I like about this story so far? This is great. This is so fun. What I like about this story so far is it sets up a nice... Sets up the restaurant well. Sets up the dynamics of the characters well. We're entering in this, the unfamiliar territory, you know, the act two in the story where we still don't know really what they're doing.
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I like that the idea, you know, my mind immediately goes to they're cooking people, but it could also just be a guy where Silva is a guy who is, maybe he's like a person that, you know, works for some other person that disposes bodies or, you know, who knows. Yeah.
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It is, but you started with the Glenmont Metro. Well, because, yeah, I thought it was that one at first. But no, I quickly caught myself because that's the kind of bear trap my mind is. It's how fucking ironclad it is, right? It's a bear trap with an eight-second delay timer.
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You know, that's the. That's like the interesting things in these stories is whenever you have the catalyst, whenever a character is approached in a situation that like really thrust the story forward into the trajectory that we're going, you need to have something that's compelling. And I think that there's nothing more compelling than sex.
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There's nothing more primal than people who are motivated and moved by sexual desire, basically. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So, of course, he's going to do something stupid. I mean, the way that the first part of the story does it so well is that it really kind of almost makes you idolize her as well. He talks about her in a way that is so fantastic. It's nothing but just like...
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Yeah, exactly. A bite to eat, which also I do think that's a tongue in cheek thing where we're going to find out that like, yeah, that they're fucking cooking people or something is, is, is where I'm, they might, they certainly might be.
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So was it the whole family, or was it just the husband?
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So she rules. All right, just making sure. She's really cool. Wow.
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I feel sick. First day of Busted tends to do that to people.
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A quarter of a millisecond before your heel even touches the metal activation lever on the bear trap, it fucking grabs you. That's the steel bear trap that my mind is.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Please, let me go back to serving. I won't say anything, I promise. Finish up your shift and we'll chat.
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Hand it over before we go inside. He'll get it back after your shift. No way. It's my personal property. I need it.
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Also, I would not say this is my personal property. I don't think that's going to sway Silva in the situation.
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That's what I always liked about you, Mark. You're a MGTOW man through and through.
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Drink crowd. Oh, this one was a real lightweight.
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I asked out of morbid curiosity. He took a whiff. Some sort of fruity Pinot Noir. Probably a mix of elderberry. How do you know that? You ever talk to James or Elsa?
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The dinner crowd wants the experience. The slow burn, the level of poison that could take hours to set in. With some exceptions, of course. He cleared the glasses off the table and chucked them into one of the plastic bins. The drink crowd? Now they're looking for something different.
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Well, actually, see, it saw the heel coming, and it said, oh, hey, I remember Glenmont Metro. I'm just kidding, and it switched it up. Because I think that it was bringing something in like a prey, you know, like a predator to a prey, and then it sees the kill right there. It doesn't matter, dude. I don't have to fucking justify my brain to you, all right?
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want the death to be quick and dirty instant with minimal suffering he lifted the lady's head up from the table and examined her face her thick layer of makeup and mascara had left a stain on the white tablecloth at least that's what i'm told i can tell you what she died from but based on the turnaround here i mean it was quick i wondered how many bodies dwayne had seen over the years help me grab her and don't even think about out this time or i'll let silva know
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We need this room cleared. The next group is coming in ASAP.
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Close the door and lock the panel shut. After a while, it just becomes another job. You'll get used to it. You'll see. Start pushing the metal cart towards the door. These people have families, Dwayne. What we're doing here is criminal. Aw, dude, shut the fuck up, Mark.
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Let me tell you. The things that he is saying, they are correct. But him saying these things out loud, you're like, I almost want to stuff him into a fucking locker.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
I think you're onto the right thing, but I don't think he's trying to talk himself out of it. I think he's trying to have other people talk him out of it. I think is what he's doing.
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I think he's looking for someone to validate this feeling of being like, you know what, you're right. We should just stop. But instead, everyone's just basically confirming this almost like confirmation bias or something.
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That's what I'm saying is I think he's trying to, it's like almost like a narcissistic thing where it's like, yes, pretending to be human, you know, like, come on guys, this is wrong, right? We definitely shouldn't be doing this. It's like fucking young Sheldon. What we're doing here is criminal. It's like, fuck off Mark. God damn.
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All I know is that, as always, be sure to support the author, and as well... Check us out on audio platforms, Apple Podcasts, Spotify. Go there right now. Give us a five-star rating. Fucking listen to our show there, dude. It helps, all right? Maybe AP Royal, maybe listen to this on Spotify, dude.
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Thank God her body's so petite and tiny. She just slides right in. Hunter immediately. Yeah. I'm like, great. Sounds good. They're like, wow, you're really taking to this faster than anyone has before. Yeah, I know. I love my job. I'm a workhorse. You're going to call me Seabiscuit by the end of the day. All right?
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Would you just stop doing the food euthanisms and just get back to work? Yeah, there's a couple of baked potatoes in room four.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Dwayne shrugged. You're overthinking this, Mark. He motioned for me to get the door. These people had a target on their back. Focus on your job and you'll be fine. We're just simply disposing of the mess that someone else has made.
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If you're watching this right now, consider hopping your happy ass over to Spotify and listen to it there. You're talking to the author right now? Yeah. That seems kind of a little forward. See, that's the bear trap coming out.
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The position's just not for me. Well, I'm disappointed to say the least. He went quiet, pacing around the room.
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Of course. I trust as always that this stays inside the Azalea family.
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I really like the setup of a... First off, we need Azalea's Cookhouse merch immediately. I want like a shitty... You know how like... I don't know, like there's like Hooters shirts and stuff.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Basically a hitman's place where you can bring your family. You basically order that
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whatever uh and they dispose of the body and also something to the private room so they basically people die in the room other people get up leave and it's all cleaned up the only thing that my mind was thinking though is i feel like with all the people dying uh i feel like the reoccurrence of being i guess unless people lied about their stories of where they were at would probably be
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the only way where that way the cops would be like, wow, the last 20 fucking murders that have happened, have everyone's been to this restaurant that night, you know? So you'd probably just, people would probably just be lying. But I mean, once again, it breaks the immersion of the fun of the story.
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I'm just, that was where my mind went, but I do like the idea of the bounty hunter restaurant though.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
You could also probably assume too that they have the cops paid off or whatever.
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We're halfway through. I mean, I don't know. You never know. There's a lot of story left.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
But does that also not give him another angle to... you know, well, my hands are tied. I have to, even though it's not, I mean, I listen, I, you're right. You're right. That could be another excuse, but I agree that I think that based off of his response and stuff, at least from the text, it's more so he's legitimately afraid.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
And, you know, it's a weird, weird world, but I'm wondering now as we dive into part three, which is called the neighborhood, I'm wondering, does he start acclimating to it or, you know, how much of a resistance does he put up to what, you know, To this new operation, this new lifestyle he's going to have to live.
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Well... I found redemption with them. That's the fucking premonition, dude. I told you. Even I didn't. See, that's the thing about the bear trap, dude. Let me finish. The bear trap, sometimes I can't even see through the fucking fog of my own power because I was like... I was like, is this guy British? There's something about this that makes it British.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
And then sure enough, we're on the fucking Queen Elizabeth liner there, dude.
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Oh, I always knew that Keith was trouble, coming home all hours of the night with that obnoxiously loud exhaust.
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You know, I've seen him with another gal, a dark-haired girl, a trashy thing with tattoos.
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Goddamn, Debbie. Debbie's just me. She's probably smacking her around. Good God, Debbie.
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He's got a temper on him. That's all. I seen him toss rocks at poor Romeo when he was barking. He thought I wasn't looking, but I was.
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Sometimes the power is so, just so hidden in the fogs of my mind, of these bear traps that I myself step into the bear trap as well.
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Like you said. It's like a video. Once she arrived, she gave me a hug and grabbed me in the seat. Because they're at a bar, right? Yeah. Yeah. So the VLTs is the shot. The only reason I know VLTs as well as because of a trailer park.
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She is a black widow. She's going to eat you next. Oh, here she comes. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up. She'll chew you up. She's a man eater. Watching and waiting. I love that song.
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feel anything let me think i think that it's probably going to be i would say an american but i'm going to say that we're probably going to spend the majority of our time talking about like a restaurant probably some kind of you know family these are inferences the ones
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Why are you following me, you psycho? Who the hell are you? And what are you doing with Paulina? Oh, hell yeah, dude. Do not just tell me. Do not tell me that we're getting in on some girl-on-girl action, y'all.
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No, calm down. No, no, no, no, no, no. I think the colonel just came in. Did the colonel come in?
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I'm sorry that maybe Paulina, our queen, our hero, and then all of a sudden, a fucking girl with a dragon tattoo, curly girl comes up. She's just like, you moving in? You know what I mean? Now we got a love triangle, dude.
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See, this is the premonition. I think that even that we're going to sit there and then we're going to have a point where I'm just going to randomly think if there's going to be somebody who's like, sorry, ma'am, that's not a problem. And for how many? And then they're like, oh, four, please. Are you scrolling down?
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You know what? I, I probably, I probably, I probably jumped the gun.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
but that is an interesting twist the woman that was coming was not for him it was for her or no you know what it is isn't that the that's the fucking woman that uh his that keith was banging
CreepCast
Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
So, yeah, the little Chinese finger trap deal. I get it.
CreepCast
Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
It's a fog. It's something you see so far ahead.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
This is what my wife is. How could I resist you? That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking that.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
In less than a minute, it was confirmed. She was scheduled for tomorrow at 7 p.m. These are just things that are kind of coming to my mind. Her voice had reduced me to a teenager again. Visions of her watering her flowers and walking her dog occupied my mind for the rest of the evening. Wow, that was powerful. That was actually powerful how that came to be. Let's just dive in!
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
I'm thinking, I'm thinking so the supper, this is the final part for the final. I'm excited.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Dude, fucking maybe. I'm still, don't let, can a man dream? Can a man fucking dream? This is the first time that we've ever had a love triangle here with a girl with a dragon tattoo. Beautiful, oh, beautiful Paulina.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Well, you know what? A little bear claw action here, dude. Two sweeties wrapped up, dude.
CreepCast
Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
See, that's my bear trap working again. I said bear claw. A little twisted donut. Two sweeties wrapped up, man. What is a bear claw? I haven't heard that expression before. What?
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Yeah. Yeah. You look at a bear claw, it's a donut that looks like a bear paw. Okay. What does that have to do? They're tied up there. It's a bear claw. I don't have to fight. I'm saying there are two Swedes wrapped up in love here. I'm just saying that it was bear claw inside the bear trap. I'm calling it. I'm still keeping it there. I think my bear claw has not done me wrong yet.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Called the British thing last episode. Calling this one here too. I'm telling you, man. Better watch out. The one thing I would not do right now is bet against the bear trap. That's all I'm saying. Part four.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Can we relax for a second? I'm just a neighbor, Mark. I mean, that's it. Well, you two sure look like cozy neighbors. Okay.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Call the cops and go on. Is going to the bar a crime? You'll do nothing but look crazy.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
And if you're stupid enough to be with her, she will do the same to you.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Reverse psychology. You know what? At the end, when Polly is smiling, and the tatted woman here walks in a frame, don't be surprised when you hear the clasp of a bear trap. That's all I've got to say. Okay.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
You have a good weekend, Mark? Ready for some more training? This time I won't go easy. Sorry, Dwayne. I said while taking off my shoes. I told you that shift ain't for me. I'm back to serving today. Well, that's news to me. Siva told me I was training you this evening. Well, he must have forgotten. I discussed this with him on Friday. Dwayne shrugged. Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Just let me know what he says before the rush starts.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
You'll see Paulina and Areola show up. Love that cover. I think her name's Viola. Viola, whatever the fuck her name is.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
No, I know. That's the joke, but he's calling her Areola.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Is that viola areola? I don't give a fuck what it is. I ain't looking at no viola. I'm looking for that areola. I'll tell you what it is. Cold down in this basement.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
No, just me. Worked all weekend too. So freaking sick of this place. I pointed to the phone behind the podium. She replied. Oh my god, wow. Didn't even notice that.
CreepCast
Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
When did you call that out? Called it right before I said, well, she's dead. Remember? Boom. Hit the three. Hit the three.
CreepCast
Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
welcome back to creepcast today we are reading the story is it azaleas azaleas azaleas i would say azaleas cookhouse is a family restaurant but please don't bring your family aka this is a cc's pizza this is a buffalo wild wings this is a 54 street grill Um, and I'm very excited.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
As soon as Areola comes in at the end, stands next to Paulina, that's when you have to admit the bear trap's real. If that happens, the bear trap's real.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
What's going on? I don't know. You just told me to sweep the halls and find any stragglers. I think you're the last one.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
I'm okay. Wine or liqueur? Come on! We're celebrating! What voice are you doing? I don't know. I was trying to do like a French thing, but it's not really working.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Okay, well, first off, I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Sergio. I'm one of the main investors in Azalea's.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
The success of this restaurant has not been lost on myself or any of the other investors. We're incredibly proud of what this restaurant has accomplished. And that starts with each and every one of you. Raise your glass. I propose a toast. The staff that makes this place special, from the cooking staff to the servers, the hostesses to the busboys.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
You are all an integral part of this family, and we need to do a better part of showing our gratitude.
CreepCast
Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Tonight, we celebrate our employees. Dinner service has been canceled. And don't worry, taxi services will be provided to those who will need it. The roar from the room was deafening. Before we start the festivities, there's one more exciting announcement.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
We'll be reopening at a new location, a much bigger venue.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Just want to make sure. Cause I'd hate to go through and, you know, give another captain price kind of like, as a list, how can I help you? And then it's like, I'm a 16 year old girl from Minnesota. And I'm like, I think, I think if that happens, it would be better. I'm not catching that. So I don't know.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Yeah, I think it's one of those things where they've turned their profit at this place. Now they're just going to start up a new operation somewhere else.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
And that is the end of Azaleas. I got to say, I love that. Azalea's cook house is a family restaurant. The family always, uh, the family always comes first.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Yeah. I will say very excited. First off his, the book that comes out this year, you said it's called kaleidoscope, right?
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
I'm definitely, we're definitely going to, whenever it gets released, we should definitely let you all know, but that'll be one I'm picking up.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Yeah, it was a lot of fun. I think that the only criticisms I had were one, the tattooed woman and Paulina not being together, I think was kind of a missed opportunity that that's kind of a bummer for everybody. I think, no, no, I'm going to speak for everybody. I think everyone was kind of like let out a kind of, I don't know, disappointed sigh.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
But I will say, I think the ending, it kind of felt like it was one of those. It felt like it was a conclusion to a story where it was just kind of like, I'm done. Like, I'm just kind of I'm done with the story.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Yeah, I mean, it's a confessional, but I don't know. I mean, like, once again, it's it is what it is. I mean, this is a store we have. I'd be curious to see a version of this where it's like, you know, if you had this Paulina thing, it'd be kind of interesting if a guy found out that the restaurant that he's working at.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
is a place where people come to kill people he finds that out right he's still obsessed with his neighbor who has a family whatever and if that if the waiter would have put in the order to have the family killed or whatever and then she i don't know rejects him and then it's this way where he's like bought more into the system or something like that or like you
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
know he becomes more adapted to it like just a weird kind of character arc I guess would have been just something interesting food for thought you know it is what it is what I mean this that's not the reality we're living in so it doesn't matter but just a little thought I had but all in all had a lot of fun with this I'm glad to it wasn't like a I don't know.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
It kind of reminded me of the Midnight Meat Train a little bit. It's just a very fun, weird premise. Obviously, Midnight Meat Train takes this fucking crazy route at the end, but this is still... I just kind of like how grounded it was.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
I think, I think the Paulina thing, I think that could have been seen through a little bit more. Like, I think it would have been interesting if. they get together, whatever he knows what's going on. And he still pursues this woman, whatever. And that ends up getting her killed. And that's also what sets things up. You know what I mean? Her being able to just kind of get away or do whatever.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
I don't know. I wish that there was more clarity or just more of like making her such an integral part. Cause he's just so obsessed with her. So extremely obsessed with her the whole time to where, you know, maybe he's like, I'll take it to the grave or like he finds this out and he's like, well, you know, she, she's complaining to him about her husband and, I don't know.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Just different ways you could have played with it. Once again, not the reality we're living in. Doesn't matter. But had a lot of fun with this story.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
There's going to be a lot of people saying that they wish that this was like a movie or something. Oh, yeah.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Almost like White Lotus or something. Like a season of a show.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
One restaurant and then the next season is like a different restaurant. They open up. That kind of thing would be kind of sick. No, the Kaleidoscope coming out later this year, guys. We'll let you know. Be sure to see, you know, just be sure to check out AP Royal. Great writing. We appreciate you guys so much. And also to all the audio listeners listening right now on Spotify. We appreciate you.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
And if you were watching on YouTube, please do consider going there on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, listening and giving us a nice rating. It really does help us out. So until next time, everyone, don't be eating at Azalea's. Or if you find Paulina, hit me up. Let me know.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
There will be a redemption moment again. The bear trap always gets it always gets its victim. Goodbye.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
I recognized the silky voice right away. Should it be like, hello? I'd like to make a reservation for Friday evening.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Wow. Holy shit. Oh, wow. That is... Dude, I... I am scary at times. I bet I could get psychic pebbles to do this podcast with me. Dude, don't even plant that seed in people's minds because they will want me out immediately. They will want me off of the show immediately.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
I could sell you cheap too. My stock is very low, Isaiah. You have to, you need to, this meme is going to start a literal riot for change. You're going to see another change.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Yeah, no, no, no. It's a family. It's a family restaurant. Please don't bring your family there. Why?
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Listen, man. I'm glad. You know what? I love that we sat here. We're two men aboard the Titanic taking out our tiny violins and playing because I see a lot of hurtful stuff too that makes me fucking borderline cry. Really? Yeah. All the time. All right. What kind of stuff? I don't want to go into it because it's only going to... When we say these things, it only gives them fuel, Isaiah.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Yeah, it's a 17-year-old German kid. You're just like, your entire existence was wrapped up in this kid. He's like, gut. Bad. Gut für dich.
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Azalea's Cookhouse Is A Family Restaurant
Because it's an evil, evil place. It's a tempting, evil place. And I just don't care for it. Did something happen to you in the CCs? I don't want to go into my CCs debacle.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
Well, it's been about six days since I... sent a follow-up text after our date, and I've heard anything.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
So I texted her two days after our date, and it's been six days since that text.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
So we met through our mutual friend, Mike, um, uh, who thought, you know, we would be a good match. We went to an Italian spot, um, because it just seemed, you know, most romantic. And that was my idea. Okay.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
And after the day was over, um, you know, I felt like we had good conversation and after the date was over, um, You know, I said, oh, you know, I'd love to, you know, get together again. And she said she would think about it. But I just figured she was playing hard to get.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
But I'm just, you know, I'm just curious because I haven't heard back anything for six days, you know. I just figured I would have, you know, at least heard something or, you know, even if she's not interested, just, you know, letting me know. Either way.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
We were... We both talked about, like, similar topics. You know, we were both into, like, space controversies, aerospace, and... Okay. Political stuff.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's weird to find anyone that I can talk to about these things or that'll even listen. She seemed into it, though? Yeah. From what I saw, yeah. That'd be cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
You know, maybe I'm a little bit too nerdy for my own good. I don't think so.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
Yeah, well, I mean, maybe I showed too much of that too quickly.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
We went on, Jamie and I went on a date a little over a week ago. Um, we talked about, you know, kind of, uh, aliens and space and a couple of days after the date, I texted her and it's now been six days since that text and I haven't heard back.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
Hi, Jamie. I thought you were more into our conversation than apparently you were.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
Was it the topics? Were they just too kind of like nerdy?
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
Were the topics too intimidating?
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
Well, because I thought you were really smart talking on those topics as well.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
Okay, so you weren't into the topics I was talking about? No, not really. Sorry. I guess that's good to know for future.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
Well, yeah, I'm good, too, as well.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Jamie Ghosting Hunter?
Yeah, okay, I'm good. But I did want to let everyone know that they did release seven chemtrails today. So everyone, I would just recommend everyone stay at home.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I'm trying to think of other crazy things we've done for a video.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You're fine. No, where's the video? You have it?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
It rearranged my face. Wait, let me see. Let me see.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Wait, what was, oh, is that video of a girl hating you?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Why are you posing? He's like... No, that was just my lip swelling. That was his face. That was my face. You were most deadly posing in that.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, that was my face just swelling. Let me see. This is like... Dude just got... Just got beat in this video, bruh. Let me see.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I could close my mouth, but it was stuck like that.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Hey, Kizzy thought your video was really funny recently. You brought back the thing where you're like, I have to go to the bathroom.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I know back in the day me and you did some crazy things for videos.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
That was cool. That was fun. We did this YouTube video.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
This brand told us they were going to give us $20,000 to give away in the video. So we were like, oh, great. This will be fun. We'll give away $10,000 and then we'll pocket $10,000. Five each, right?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, master plan. And then we go out to this college campus and we play a bunch of games with these college kids and stuff. And we give out $10,000 that day. And then the brand never paid us. So not only did we not get our 20 grand, we lost 10 grand.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Down bad. Down bad. And let me tell you, at the time, we did not have money to do that at all.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You know why because we put their ad in the wrong spot in the video.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
They approved it. We uploaded it and they go well actually yeah Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no they did no I need it now No, no, no bleep that name because that that company did they did okay?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
We gave away a Taylor Swift ticket in the video too to a random fan, flew to Denver for it. Never posted it.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Harper's Dome vs. Happy Grace. It is singing off.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
And also, recently we filmed like three or four videos building secret rooms. And all those, no, we're not posting because we didn't shoot them right. Harper said those flopped. Flopped, so they weren't even uploaded. So I guess you're kind of right.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
But now we have new microphones. At least we're uploading videos, Harper.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Well, you know what else? My YouTube channel has more than you. Yeah, our YouTube channel has double what yours has. Yeah, well, okay.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Whenever you think you have a lot of followers on TikTok, just remember I have triple that. You too, Mav.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, our Cash and Kate account is at 6 million, I think.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I can't hold you here. That's not true. I smell like root beer.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, fun fact for you guys. The LOL Podcast TikTok used to be a TikTok called Cash and Maverick. We had our personals, and then we made an account together called Cash and Maverick. We don't have to say that, though, because people... And it gained like 8 million subs, and then we didn't post on it for like three years. And then we started the podcast, so we switched it to the LOL Podcast podcast.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You know what I'm thinking now? Why didn't we switch the Cash and Maverick Instagram to the LOL podcast? Because it's verified. Oh, wait. If you switch your account name on Instagram, you get your verification mark taken away.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
True story. Y'all think I'll ever get to a million? Nope.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Where'd the turn come from? I'm like a machine gun. Check me out. Wait, wait.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
That's a very slow machine gun. Very slow machine gun I've ever seen. Hey, yo, who got my hat?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I used to be really good at memory matching when I was a kid. No, you weren't. I was. I was. I beat my mom. He was like six, and my mom hyped him up, and to this day, he thinks he's good. No. No. Listen. Listen. Memory match. I would whoop my mom when I was five years old. Five years old, I'd beat my mom in memory match every time.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
My mom did not let me win memory match. I'm calling her.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
My IQ. Especially, I'm telling you, I'm undefeated in memory match.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, you don't. Look at you. Intellectual intelligence.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Intelligence? Wait, that doesn't even start with a Q. Wait, intellectual.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yes, I can. All right, well, I'll let you go. Alright, love you.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You probably can't hear anything during mad phone calls.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I mean, I still lucky to do that to this day. Don't you like, lucky you wonder what it smells like?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
So, uh, how are you going to do this here, bud?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I would just like us to have the pod logo on for one episode without the TV break.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You almost hit her in the face. Hey, get back up. All right. Yeah. Come on. Get back up. Wait.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Hey, we're rolling right now. We're starting right now. And I just found out big news. I'm in the top six pinned on Harper's book.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I won't. Oh. Harper, you're really good at reading people.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
We're going to have to come to an agreement here.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Honey yacked on the couch. That's what happened this morning.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Who buys a $35 dog bowl? That's crazy. Who buys a $35 dog bowl? Wait, Stella broke something, so you charged his card for it?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
$35 dog bowl is kind of crazy. Can we not agree to that?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Matt, you're so readable. You're so readable. What's your favorite face card? Just say it. I'm beautiful?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Just say your favorite face card. King? King? Yes. Readable. Like I said. I think you just put the face cards right there on top.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You know what, Harper? I agree with you. We should have a singing competition. And me versus you. Me versus you. Ready? I think. Go ahead. You go first. Okay. I'm going to nominate someone to sit in my place. I don't think you can do that. That's not a scene competition type of thing.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Wow, I'm sorry, we're really putting you on the spotlight here.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
All right, Harper Zilmer versus Happy Grace in a singing off.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, that's my team over there. So if I win, I win.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, wait, each of you sing your own song. Sing that Queen beat.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Dude, you've spent five minutes trying to sit down. Literally, this episode's been going like ten minutes and you still haven't sat down. Okay, well, you guys don't know how hard it is to sit down every episode, couch people.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I mean, I sat on that, so I'm pretty offended that you said that.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Mav, are you getting a phone call right now? It's Harper.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
What? I thought the same thing. Okay, so did I win?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, grab Kate's too. Grab Kate's. No adjusting the lights.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
To the left. So the person to the left gets to your TikToks.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah. Everybody turn your volume down so we don't get copyrighted.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I'm going to go first with Kenzie here. There you go.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I need to say it now. I have Maverick's phone and I have his TikToks. Who would like to expose him?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I will always expose him. Don't look at him until you sit down. My brother you are in trouble.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You know what's on yours. Matt, you know exactly what's on yours. Okay.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, my gosh. Hold on. Yours are boring. Oh, don't burp. Ew.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Are we on? Hello, hello? Can you do cheer? Wait, guys, we gotta show each other's TikToks here.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, they like my stuff, so I just felt like I had to be kind.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Well, it can't get copyrighted unless it's a sound. Kenzie, why is your TikTok set? It doesn't matter.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You be sending me videos on Instagram of people getting their leg chopped off, man.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah. Kenzie's like TikToks are boring. Can we get back to Mavericks?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, Kenzie did like all of our stuff. Not going to lie.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
What do you mean find out, Mav? It was your phone. It was on your phone, Mav. Yeah, you seem pretty suspicious if you ask me.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, my gosh, Matt. They threw your phone on the ground. How did we miss that?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
What? What? Harper! No, first of all... That's so funny, because I literally said... No, no, no, bleep that, because that is not anything that was shown right here.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Don't say it, apparently. We're not allowed to say it, but no.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Can we... Well, I guess we're not showing Matt's TikToks. You're the one who put it before the show. He said, I might or might not have planted some TikToks on Matt's phone.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
It was not crazy. What I did was not crazy. Wait, what were you going to say, Kenzie?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Okay, I'm sorry. Y'all are making it sound like it's bad.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Now you can't because you said it's bad. I'm sorry. Okay.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, we can't show it. But you guys are trolling. Look at that. The exact reason I said is so funny because then she turned around and said it.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Today I saw a guy on Instagram Reels fall on a boat and the boat went all the way up his armpit. Don't even ask how it happened because it's hard to explain.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Whoa, sorry. What were you going to say, Kenzie?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, you can't. I tell her all the time. I just think that's going to sound really mean.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, my gosh. I'm so tired of sensitive people in this world. Don't post it if you don't want me to show it on the internet. You just had to put a funny video on my like TikTok. Dude, I looked. Okay. I don't get why we can't share this. It's hilarious. What? I thought before the episode, I was like, this is a funny thing to plant in Maverick's phone. I can't believe you even thought that was okay.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, and Cash is on Tinder. Clearly. Maverick planted that in my TikTok. No.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
So don't you talk about me planting bad things in yours when you planted that. Because that's worse.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, yours was crazy. The one I planted was not that bad. Whose was worse, Kate? This is why we cannot go through each other's TikToks, because Cash is a problem.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Kenzie's literally just enjoying scrolling on TikTok right now.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Hey, do y'all have anything to show over there?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Here's the thing. I find when people get hurt funny sometimes. I didn't know you were going to eat that. I knew that too, bro.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
So you're telling me there's a lot of juice on Kate's phone right now? That's really not what she said.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, yeah, listen, guys. Have y'all noticed? Maverick always tries to talk crazy towards the end of the episode to make good intro clips. So he's like, you're telling me on Kate's phone there is something very bad.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
And you gotta keep watching this video to make sure you find out and subscribe. It's gotta be like this. I can't believe that's on Kate's phone. That's actually disturbing. Why would that be in your like TikToks?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
What are you talking about? We eat off this. Even the dogs wouldn't eat that.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
This will be the end of the episode right here.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
What if I sent you a video of some dude's leg just behind his head?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
All that matters, Kate, is I'm number three. Yeah, we did start without you because we found out huge news. Did you hear the news? Huge news.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Maybe not, but I want to see. They are some crazy reels I'd be sending her. How do y'all's Instagram reels become... I just get so excited when I'm scrolling through Instagram and it's like, are you sure you want to watch this?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, I remember. Hey, I'll tell this little story in case none of you guys have heard it because it's probably been a long time since we said this. But the first time Kate saw Harper on TikTok and she's like, hey, check out this girl. She's doing good. She was at like 10,000 followers or something. She's getting millions of views. I was like, oh yeah, keep an eye on her. See how she does.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
And then like literally like two days later, she was at like 80,000 or something.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
And I DM'd her and I was like, here's our DMs. Also, we have not DM'd much at all because it was like one swipe and I got to the top. It was like, hey, your TikTok is doing so good. Was going to see if you wanted to do brand deals. And she said.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, right off rip. I said, she said, of course, I'll need to talk to my parents about it. But let me know what ideas you have. Thanks for reaching out.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, not you or Maverick. Neither one of you are pinned. But I'm number three. Kate is number six. I'm the highest on Harper's Lips.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
And then... And then... Yeah, so pretty much I just wanted to keep... Yeah, so pretty much I just wanted to reach out to you and tell you to keep posting. Your account's doing really good right now. Now, so it's important to post at least like one video a day if you can keep growing like that. If you can keep growing like you are right now, then I can definitely get you some.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
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The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, I said, but in the meantime, like I said, it's super important to post as much as you can.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, you didn't answer my DM. Look, I messaged you on September 5th, and you didn't message me for a whole day, and I was like... What? You mean February 5th? Or February 5th, yeah, of 2023. And I was like, what? That's crazy. It's been two years.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
It's been two years. And so then the next day, she was like, I'm going live at 5 p.m. Eastern time or whatever. I was like, what the fuck? I was like, no way I'm going to have to hop on this girl's live stream to get her to message me back. And I did. And I was like, hey, I sent you a DM. And she's like, Cash Baker's trying to slide into my DMs. I was like, don't you ever say that ever again.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
What? All right. Alex, what type of a chair is this, man? Seriously, bro. I'm sick and tired of all these chairs. No, you can fit in there.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah, I was like, guess call me right now. And she guess called me. And I was like, that is not what's going on. I'm not trying to do that.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
All the comments on her livestream was like Just weird. Like, hey, what's he doing?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
We were your inspiration. All you needed was that video.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Shout out Paul Zimmer, man. He is, man. None of y'all know who Paul Zimmer is probably now. It was way back in the day.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You never said you didn't want to. Shut up. You never said that.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, Kinsey didn't have a problem with it, but she definitely did not like some of the videos. There's still a video. We have one of the funniest videos we've ever made that she won't let me put out. Oh, I know exactly which one you're talking about. It's so funny. If y'all don't put that out, I'm going to film it and post it.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Harper brought up that TikTok a couple months ago and I looked at it and I was like, why would I do that? My whole butt's just out there.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
Thank you, Mr. Ramsey. Great, great to talk with you. I really appreciate you taking my question.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
Hey, so I'm 30 years old. I'm married. I've got three kiddos. And me and my wife right now are a little over $100,000 in debt. On what? On what? $100,000 in debt on what? So we bought a piece of land that's about $60,000 to $65,000 we still owe on that. We have a car payment, which is we have about $25,000 left on that. And then I have student loans, which is about $20,000. Okay.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
So I make $70,000 to $75,000. Cool.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
So we still, yeah, we're still paying on the land.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
No, sir. Uh, no, currently we're living with, uh, my, uh, wife's grandparents and a one bedroom, uh, barn house. And so we're just living there. Uh, we're literally living on about a thousand dollars a month and the rest, we're just stalking away towards debt and trying to get completely out of debt. Um, uh, download this app called, um, yeah, uh, the app, you guys have the easy money apps.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
I'm literally just trying to, um, completely get out of debt and trying to get out of it fast.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
EveryDollar app, yes, sir. Okay.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
So it's already up in property value. We originally, whenever we bought it, we bought it for $75,000. It's now worth $85,000. Who said? I'm sorry? Who said it's worth $85,000? So we had a property appraiser whenever we closed on the land. How long did you close on it? Oh, I'm sorry, not whenever we closed, but whenever we signed to purchase the land.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
We bought it almost a year ago.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
So your question is what, Hunter? Yeah, so our question is, should we sell the land and then just pay off all of our debt?
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
Okay. All right. Yes. All right. That answers my question.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
Maybe, uh, just, I just turned 30 this year.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
So I do wedding and elopement photography.
The Ramsey Show
You Can’t Win With Money if You Keep Ignoring the Real Problem
It started about four years ago.
The Ramsey Show
The Road to Financial Freedom Is Paved With Grit
So I just finished the Complete Money Makeover book. Me and my husband have been living off of a budget for the past year or so, and we were able to pay off our cards last year, and now we're just working on the remainder, which is our student debt. So we currently have $39,000 in student debt. Part of that's my husband's and then the other part is mine. And we have $20,000 in savings right now.
The Ramsey Show
The Road to Financial Freedom Is Paved With Grit
So I'm just wondering, would it be better to pay off? like my husband's student loan right now, which is $15,000. So pay it off right now. Or if we stay on track with our budget, we would be able to pay off the remainder within like pay it off altogether within the next four months and just pay it off like at one time.
The Ramsey Show
The Road to Financial Freedom Is Paved With Grit
You know, we just, we, my husband just got a bonus and I just got a raise within like the last like couple of weeks. So we kind of just acquired like a large about into our savings account, which is super exciting. And I don't think that there's anything that's like stopping us. We're both on the same page of like, okay, we're so excited to pay off debt.
The Ramsey Show
The Road to Financial Freedom Is Paved With Grit
Like we're pumped about it because it can happen really soon. We've both been blessed immensely. Um, but yeah, I just think of how exciting it would be to just pay it off all at one time and then just be done with it. I think that that's just what's exciting to me is like, oh, we could do it that way, but the other part is to just pay it off now and then pay off the other half later.
The Ramsey Show
The Baby Steps Break You out of the Paycheck-to-Paycheck Cycle
Okay, that's a good way to put it.
The Ramsey Show
The Baby Steps Break You out of the Paycheck-to-Paycheck Cycle
I'm 22, and I have over 120,000 saved up, and I'm making over six figures. What do you do, man?
The Ramsey Show
The Baby Steps Break You out of the Paycheck-to-Paycheck Cycle
No. Okay. You just got to work hard, put your time in, and yeah. Do you go to college or trade school? Yeah, I went to trade school. How much was it? Maybe, I don't know, $8,000 total tuition.
The Ramsey Show
The Baby Steps Break You out of the Paycheck-to-Paycheck Cycle
Yeah, cash, all cash.
The Ramsey Show
The Baby Steps Break You out of the Paycheck-to-Paycheck Cycle
Hey, so I believe in the Ramsey Method. Say the good amount of money. I want to buy a house. Um, I have this girl, like I want to marry her, but she doesn't believe in, um, she, she believes in like credit cards and I don't want credit cards. Um, cause that's what you guys teach. Um, how can I convince her? She thinks they're like, you can't rent a place or you can't get a house.
The Ramsey Show
The Baby Steps Break You out of the Paycheck-to-Paycheck Cycle
And I've tried to explain her otherwise. What do you guys think?
The Ramsey Show
The Baby Steps Break You out of the Paycheck-to-Paycheck Cycle
Well, I just, I don't know. I try to go soft like you guys do. I don't know. I'm like, well, this served me well. The Ramsey method served me well. I saved up over like $120,000. I'm only 22 years old. I think, yeah, I think there's just less risk.