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Goatman, Laughing Jack and more... | Creep Cast

Sun, 24 Nov 2024

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Isaiah and Hunter read some of the most requested, most beloved creepypastas there are. But probably not for the reasons you'd think. In the end, it's just two guys dicking around. You're listening to Creep Cast Live On Tour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is Creep Cast about?

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Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that for a very limited amount of time, you can get in on this Creepcast merchandise. We have three items, they're very cool, and I'm telling you right now that if you head to the link in the description and get some while you can, I will do everything in my power to ensure that Hunter never sees a dime of it, okay?

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And I'm gonna use this money to try to get out, to try to make something of myself, because I can't do this anymore. So if you can support us, head into the link in the description. It would mean everything to me. And maybe together, we can stop it. Thank you. Hunter said we were doing costumes.

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Welcome back to Creepcast.

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Thank you all so much for coming out tonight. And first and foremost, happy Halloween. Let's go. We are very honored that you all decided to spend your Halloween with us. We promise it won't be that lame, probably. And also, as part of the Halloween tour, you guys are the special ones who got to actually show up on Halloween. So hopefully this is worth the wait.

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Now we have three deliciously evil tales for you tonight. We have three stories that we are going to be reading. The first one is an internet classic that I'm sure many of you all are familiar with. The second one is also a classic, but for incredibly different reasons.

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And then the third one is a story by a very special author that we are going to need your all's help with, but we'll get to that when we get to it. Are we ready to get our cast creeped? Let's fucking do it! So for tonight's first story, we have Goatman.

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In a show of hands, I'm sure a lot of you all are familiar with Goatman the Cryptid, but who here is familiar with the Anansi's version of the story? No way. Wow. Usually it's like... New blood. Okay, great. This is great. I get to do this to you for the first time. So a lot of you probably... Raise your hand if you know the cryptid Goatman. That's what I thought. Oh, fuck you guys. Come on. Yeah.

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Well, I know him. I just... I mean, we all know, yeah. So Goatman, the cryptid, we're all familiar with it. Goatman really entered the modern culture with this horror stories, creepypasta, stuff like that from this story. This was originally uploaded to 4chan on the export in 2012 by an anonymous user.

Chapter 2: What is the story of Goatman?

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Yeah.

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We look out the window and there's nobody there. So we recount and then I go over and ask everyone how many people were here earlier. And everybody says eight. I say, how many are there now? They all do the count and realize there are now only seven people in the cabin.

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Tan had brought back a couple boxes of ammo in his rifle. He had told his dad that there was some kind of animal in the forest because he didn't think he would believe him if he said it was the Goatman. He says that his cousin is supposed to be coming down in a few hours and that in the morning we can all go back to his place and his cousin will drive us home.

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Now I'm really terrified, but I at least feel better because we can be American and shoot whatever it is that comes back. That's right!

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That is right. USA!

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USA! USA!

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USA!

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You know what, LA? I misjudged you. I apologize. That was kind. I feel at home. Well, debatably. No, I'm kidding. But then my cousin gets into his huge argument with one of the girls because she thinks that I'm trying to be funny and prank them. She's getting really scared and thinks I'm not funny. He keeps telling her I'm not that kind of person, and she says... Well... Girl two.

Chapter 3: How does the Goatman story unfold?

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That's pretty creepy, right? That's pretty good.

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It's not the monkey. It's monkey thoughts was all in good fun. Oh, I don't know that. I don't know that. You don't know Pop Goes the Weasel? I've heard it maybe once or twice. When you were born, did your parents keep you in a box until you were like 38?

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It was a lot of ACDC in my house.

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That's mostly what it was. I still have no idea how old he is, by the way. The music stopped right before... Oh, did it all go... It does go all... All right, well, we're there now. The music stopped right before it's... Don't read ahead. And suddenly, the lights shot on. The intensity of the lights was practically blinding. All I could see was a small dark silhouette shuffle towards me.

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Then another one appeared, and another, and another. There were dozens of them all coming toward me. I couldn't move. My legs were frozen. All I could do was watch as the haunting figures drew near. As I got closer, I could see they were children. As I looked, yes, I had the same thought. As I looked at each one, I noticed they were all horribly disfigured and mutilated.

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So that was the thing back then. It's like insert child into story, words like disfigured, mutilation. By the time this is over, we are going to see the words disemboweled. We are going to see the words probably, well, it's not a picture, but if it was to be photorealistic blood or something like that. Some had cuts all over their body. Others were severely burnt.

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And others were missing limbs, even eyes. The children enveloped me, clawing at my flesh, dragging me to the ground and tearing inside of me. As the children tore me apart and I faded away, all I could hear was laughter. Horrible, evil, awful laughter. Is something funny?

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This is just, it develops so quickly. Hi, children. Like immediately.

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I woke up the next morning in a cold sweat. After taking a few deep breaths, I looked over and saw that a few of James's action figures were positioned facing me on top of my nightstand. I sighed. James had probably woken up early and put these here. I gathered up the toys and made my way to James's room. However, when I opened the door, James was sound asleep.

Chapter 4: What happens with the character Tanner?

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I think this is reasonable.

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Only it was extended and seemed to have been in reverse. Oh my god. Another classic. And the image for the save file where you see a preview of the level you're on is just red static for all three files. What freaked me out more was the character select. It showed only Tails, Knuckles, and to my surprise, Dr. Robotnik? Now I was sure that something was up.

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I mean, how can you play as Robotnik in a classic Sonic game for crying out loud? I was going to add for crying out loud as a joke, but it's in the text. That's when I realized that this wasn't a glitchy game. It was... A hacked game.

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Chinese Sonic.

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Yeah, it definitely looked hacked. It was really creepy. But as a smart gamer... Oh, my God. Oh, this is great. I wasn't scared, or at least I tried not to be. I told myself that it was just a hacked game and there's nothing wrong with it. Anyway, shaking off the creeped out feeling, I picked file one and chose tails when I selected and when I selected and got started.

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The game froze for about five seconds and I heard a creepy pixelated laugh. Oh, that was cool. Y'all. Pixelated laughs that sounded an awful lot like the Kefka guy from fine. This is just written Nintendo reference that well Sonic Sega Whatever, but just reference reference reference.

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He's gonna talk about his Funko pops in a second before cutting to black The screen stayed black for about 10 seconds more and then it showed the typical level title thing except the simplistic shapes were different shades of red ooh and the text showed only he'll act one and As a Sonic fan, you would know that at the first text.

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The screen faded in and the level title vanished, revealing Tails in the green hill zone from Sonic 1. The music was different, though. It sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse. Yeah, reverse music, same as hyper-realistic blood. It was all the rage. Anyway, I started playing and had Tails start running like you would in any of the classic Sonic games.

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