Audience Member
Appearances
The Charlie Kirk Show
"Are You Grateful to Be Alive?": More from ASU ft. George Janko
I just have a question for you. You said it's not your child until it's born. Does that mean you think it could be someone else's while it's in the womb and then it changes when it's born?
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Listen to that crowd. They're riled up. I'm not sure who gets a better audience reaction. Taylor Swift at the last Paris concert or Zod at the 21 convention.
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I will not bend. There's no bending whatsoever. This is how things are going to be. I have declared it for my... Hello, honey? Hello? Those are my car keys. Where are you going?
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But, but, but, but, but, but, but. Hold on. Hold on. There's qualifications here. But, but, but, but, but.
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Well, Chrissy, I don't really know what I'm talking about, but let me try and explain myself. A woman wants a man to have strong leadership energy. We're going to go see this movie. What do you want to see? But then he also wants someone to take care of.
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Totally unplanned. That was so good. Brian just read the cover of the book. That's it. I just had no idea that was coming.
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Don't step over the line or I'll hit you with my balls tonight. Pee-pee-poo-poo. Bison, the warriors repose.
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I'm going to go murder some of the natives and I'll be right back. I'm going to be like a pussy in your pussy. I'm going to come curl like a pussy right in your pussy.
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I just murdered a bunch of people to try and save our civilization. Now get back to my tent.
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I know it's under the bridge, but just get back.
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I'm starting a silent revolution with my belt buckle. Stare into my belt buckle.
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You talk to people at the bus stop, I think is what you meant to say.
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Hallelujah. Everybody in the back say what? Everybody in the back say what? Please, somebody run to the microphone.
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I mean, it's got to change. The patriarchy's clearly going to be back in style in a few months. Zan, just, any questions? No? Okay, I'll ask a question.
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Hey, really great talk. I especially love the end piece about the warriors and poets.
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And I was just hoping that you could speak towards... So I'm someone, when I first meet someone, I have a lot of, like, a wide range of interests and ways in which I can act authentically.
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Explain, like, how you transition from the warrior to the poet when you're just... He didn't say anything about the poet.
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He has no idea what he's talking about. Meeting someone so it doesn't come off as you're being incongruent with yourself totally. If that makes sense. Yeah, kind of.
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Well, yeah, kind of. This is a tough one. But let me opine for the next 15 to 20 minutes. I'm going to make a point. I'm going to make a point. I'm going to get to a point here. Just a point and a point. There's a couple of points before I get to the point. I think... I don't know.
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If you feel the poet and the penis... Whatever you're talking about.
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Hey, girls in the back. Hey, girls in the back. What's your name? I want you in bed.
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I'm going to pull out now. I've got a stand-up shower and a tub. Hey, now. No bloodstains on my carpet.
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Teaching a generation of young men how not to get laid. Zod period, everybody.
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So you have always been known about talking about ease and delight. How would you say that?
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In a nutshell, how does one live a life of ease and delight? You know what?
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I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. Let me make some points before making a point. First of all, my ties by the beach.
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Oh, the good old Ecclesiastes. Oh, my God. It was like a precursor to... No, no, no. Wizards. No, hold on, hold on. Wizard of Oz, Chrissy.
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Says the guy with 500 concubines and all the riches.
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Well. And there you are. You're delighted. I guess that sums it up. We've all been delighted.
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Nobody's going to remember you? What kind of fucking... There's no delight in that.
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It came out changed. I'm sure you did. Just a little light touching you. It's old school of pedoing. Back when pedoing was fun. The warriors did it. Just a little old school of butt patting.
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Wow. Way to get the crowd going, Zahn. Pipe them up. Right out the door with death and dismemberment. You're never going to be remembered. So what are we doing here today? Nothing.
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later that's my philosophy if not now then when well a little bit later just a little bit later after i take a nap can i get a bite to eat do you mind i'm hungry after 90 day fiance i promise this
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When I came out of Nicaragua... When I was embedded with the Sandinistas running drugs... For Jimmy Carter and the CIA.
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Let me tell you something. He is all over the place. I thought I had time, but I learned an old Nicaraguan saying. Pretend you're making a point when not making a point. You shall have fabulous riches beyond riches.
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Boom. I'm sorry. Can you repeat that? How do you spell renunciation?
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Oh, well, that's good. I can just look at the cover and get everything I need to get out of it.
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What was he saying again? I said it earlier. What was it?
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I thought it was ease and delight, but I guess we've moved on to suffering and sorrow.
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You can't climb Everest without a few good reels to go along with it. There's no other point. How am I supposed to get laid when no one saw me at the top of Everest?
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Well, what's your phone number, Zahn? Because that's where I want to go. I'm with you, buddy.
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I riled him up tonight. I really got him going. I pulled out my Stoics. I pulled out Ecclesiastes on their ass.
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Nothing like a little Mark Twain to end the afternoon.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2226 - Theo Von
Oh, my God. Fuck, I just think I saw who won the Heisman. Oh, my God. Bro, that shit made something happen to me.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Wow. I'm going to join women's sports. That was a lot, bro.
Watch What Crappens
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We nailed Vivian. We finally got Vivian. We booked her, everybody. It was like, oh my God, you got Vivian? We got Vivian on the show.
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Rob Reiner was like, I'm so mad at Republicans. Oh, eat your pancakes, Rob.
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Oh, my God. I can't wait for you to show. Andy. Wait, what's her name? Aunt Dora, get out of this scene. Aunt Dora.
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hilarious because ray is like there's mermaids in the pool there's ladies with tails get your hands off the mermaids ray this is the 90s yeah he's like putting one in his trunk i saw it in a movie that's you can't do that in real life ray all right it's not daryl hannah you'll go to prison it's called trafficking ray
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He's like, I told you I'm not going to hurt the mermaid. Why is everybody always accusing me of hurting the mermaids?
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And she's like, oh, hallelujah, everybody. Hallelujah.
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Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily sides.