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Chapter 1: What are the upcoming shows for the Bad Friends podcast?
Hey, bad friends! I have only two cities left on my tour before I film my special. This weekend, Boston, Massachusetts. Boston, I love you so much. You've always done me right. I have four shows at the Wilbur in Boston this weekend. Bring your loves out for Valentine's Day. Then, February 21 and 22, Minneapolis. Let's go, baby. I'm shooting my special for Hulu in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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Hello. Hello. Hello, Mike. It's me, Beans on Toast. Hello. And who are you? I'm Squeaky the Pete. Squeaky the Pete.
Hello. Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, you waited for it. You wanted. We're coming to London and Dublin. We are. We're coming, dude. Tomorrow, pre-sale for the artist starts tomorrow. The code is BADFRIENDS. We're going to be in London and Dublin July 18th and 19th. 18th and 19th. We'll be there.
You got to come because we may not come for a while after that.
We may not come for a while after that. London and Dublin, we're coming to see you. We're so excited. Artist presale starts tomorrow. The code is bad friends. And then it's on sale to the public on Friday, February 14th. Get the artist presale ticket so they don't jack up the prices. Everyone on the internet. Go get them. Go get it. Code is bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Well, you two are something.
We're bad friends.
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Chapter 2: What happened with the rabbit in the microwave rumor?
Yeah! I'm legal. I'm legal. No, yeah, the people that are legal are also protesting for their people. Yeah, don't you get it?
I asked about my maid in Houston, and apparently she's fine. She's illegal. Well, that's good.
Juanita's fine? No, Marina. Okay. Listen, I want to say something up front, if I may. That's wrong. That's wrong. And one day we're going to have a Korean protest.
Mm-mm.
Yeah, yeah. For what? What? What's the protest? No more, we're not going to make bibimbap... Well, what will we do without bim bim bop? You know what we're also going to do? We're going to dig back our kimchi up from the ground. Unbury it? So they don't ferment for one day, dude. Wow. I don't like that. Yeah, I know, dude. You want them to ferment. I like kimchi a lot.
Also, those girls at the karaoke, they're not working. No! Yeah, dude. What are those, glass girls? What do they call them? What did they call him?
I don't know, but let me say this. Donald Trump, please don't get rid of Koreans. Like, please. Mexicans are fine. Get rid of them.
How about the ones that came over here illegally? Koreans? Koreans, yeah. Do Koreans come over here illegally? No, we follow the rules.
we're law abiding i gotta say something while the woman who cleans the house sometimes your house i got scared because i thought what if she is she gonna get gone and then i asked her and i said uh i said hey you know if uh you know if i gotta blow the whistle you know what what do i do yeah i did and she said i'm from new mexico and i was like what
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Chapter 3: How does the podcast discuss the concept of legality?
Maybe more money first.
Wait, where are you from? You're from Mexico, right? Oh, you know John Jones?
Of course. I do love her so much. What would I do? I said she could live at our house. Mine? Live with us.
$200?
Good luck? It was like, hey, thanks for all the laughs. You know what I mean? Because I make fun of her when she's, you know what I mean? I get it. So I just went, you know, señorita here. I don't know her name. You don't know her name? Yeah, I do. I don't want to say it, though.
This woman is like the love of my life. I love her. She's honestly like a member of my family. I trust mine. Do you play games with yours? All the time. We play hide, go seek.
No, not those kind of games.
And she never comes and finds me. Yeah. She just goes to work. I go, Marco.
And they go, Pollo. Pollo.
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Chapter 4: What is the story behind the cotton-picking discussion?
Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about the 90s music being considered oldies?
Yeah, yeah. For what? What? What's the protest? No more, we're not going to make bibimbap... Well, what will we do without bim bim bop? You know what we're also going to do? We're going to dig back our kimchi up from the ground. Unbury it? So they don't ferment for one day, dude. Wow. I don't like that. Yeah, I know, dude. You want them to ferment. I like kimchi a lot.
Also, those girls at the karaoke, they're not working. No! Yeah, dude. What are those, glass girls? What do they call them? What did they call him?
I don't know, but let me say this. Donald Trump, please don't get rid of Koreans. Like, please. Mexicans are fine. Get rid of them.
How about the ones that came over here illegally? Koreans? Koreans, yeah. Do Koreans come over here illegally? No, we follow the rules.
we're law abiding i gotta say something while the woman who cleans the house sometimes your house i got scared because i thought what if she is she gonna get gone and then i asked her and i said uh i said hey you know if uh you know if i gotta blow the whistle you know what what do i do yeah i did and she said i'm from new mexico and i was like what
Really?
Yeah, she's from Albuquerque.
Do you have an accent? Yeah, it's so thick. I had no idea. Well, then she's lying. She's a lying bastard. Okay, you be me and I'll be her. I'll show you how it went. I'm you? Yeah. Good morning.
Hey, Juanita. Her name is, just say Maria.
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Chapter 6: What are the experiences of bombing in front of heroes?
Get them out of here.
Because now, check it out, dude. Who's going to do those jobs? No, you're not strawberry. Oh, yeah, you look like you pick strawberries.
I love strawberries.
I love strawberries, yeah. I'd eat so many. Do you think I could pick cotton? Do you think I could? No. How many little swabs? I don't know how it works. Do you go swab by swab? It's swab by swab. Is it a puff? What do you call it?
Up, up, up. That's a good.
Yeah, how do you do it? Do you use a scythe? No, do they do by hand? A scythe? Is that a real word? In Stardew Valley, we use scythe. Oh, scythe. Yeah, to get wheat. Oh, you mean like a sickle? Is it called a sickle or a scythe? Sickle. Okay, what's a scythe then? Dude, I hope to God that you read sickle as scythe. I think there's a scythe, dude. I'll kill myself.
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of Dax Flame's new relationship?
I'm not going to say you're wrong. I've been saying scythe for years, dude, because it started. Is it scythe?
I know what a sickle is.
It's got a curve to it. That's a sickle. Like a Grim Reaper. That's a sickle. That's not a sickle. It's a scythe. That's a scythe? No, a sickle is a handheld. No. Like a hammer and a sickle. A scythe is that, dude. With a hook. Scythe. Right. That's a scythe. Okay, what's a sickle?
Aha! Ah, for once I'm right, bastard.
You dumb dumb. I'm shocked. You're all dumb dumbs, dude. Slow down there. All right. For once I'm right. It's almost the exact same thing.
Yeah.
What? A sickle? A scythe is just a longer handed.
Exactly. You don't use a sickle when you cut cotton. You don't use a scythe either, you fuckhead. I do. You don't. I get the ones far. Oh. You know what I mean? I pick the ones close and I get the ones far, dude. Cotton is just by hand, right? It's just pick, pick, pick. Oh my God. Can I wear gloves? I don't think so. I think that's part of it. I think. I can. You know what I would use?
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts view their own aging and generational differences?
Those gloves that they use in the football games, the gigantic like finger ones.
Number one. Yeah. How do they pick cotton today? I do want to know. I actually don't know. It's got to be a big machine, a big machine that forks it up. Right. Today, cotton is almost exclusively picked by using large machines called cotton pickers, which sounds racist. But, dude, you know, little white boy, get away from that cotton picker.
But back in the day, do you think in the 1800s, do you think you and I would be able to do it?
No way. You and me, we'd fold immediately. My back would hurt. You would be sweating.
I would be singing. Dude, you'd be singing with me. That's the movie we should make. Dude, you got to do the Irish song. Irish accent. Let me start. Yeah. Swing along, sweet chariot.
Dude, we would get nothing done.
We'd get nothing done.
And then you would smoke and light a field on fire on accident. Oh, yeah, yeah. We would get fired. Oh. Well, it's interesting they never got little people to do cotton painting because it's so low to the ground, you don't have to bend over.
Oh, that's good.
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