Guest Speaker
Appearances
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
I think he did a lot of drugs back in the day. The United States of Funk, if you catch my drift.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
He had a broad on top of a subwoofer.
Bad Friends
Paper Airplanes Come & Steal Your Girl
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Bad Friends
Paper Airplanes Come & Steal Your Girl
Nichts ist passiert, Mann. Er hat es einfach gemacht, weil er den ersten Podcast veröffentlicht hat und es war schlecht.
Bad Friends
Paper Airplanes Come & Steal Your Girl
Er ist nicht wirklich ein guter Podcaster. Ich habe einfach keine guten Sachen bekommen. Er war auch mit meinem anderen Comedian-Homie Biniyam. Und die waren nicht gut. Also habe ich ihn wieder aufgenommen. Wie hast du den zweiten Mal gemacht?
Bad Friends
Paper Airplanes Come & Steal Your Girl
Der zweite war besser, also bin ich froh, dass wir es wieder gemacht haben. Ja, gut, gut, gut. Ja.
Bad Friends
Paper Airplanes Come & Steal Your Girl
Nein, er ist kein Diva. Er macht definitiv Geräusche.
Bad Friends
Paper Airplanes Come & Steal Your Girl
We love you. You're the best, bro. Morgan's good.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
No, no, no, no. It's just the shape. It's just the oval. The yellow had nothing to do with it.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
If I grew up with you, I would have punched you as hard as I could. Every day. Very close.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
You already said you'd punch him as hard as you could every day. You know how close we would have been when we were little boys. I know. If we were the same generation. That's not taking a shot. I'm saying if we literally grew up in the same time, we would have been such buddies. Troublemaker, dude.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Hey, Lee. Stay away from my brother. I'm sick of your dumb sister coming around the school acting all smart because she's in STEM. Yes.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Money makes people feel stressed, guilty, unsure, overwhelmed. Those are bad qualities. You don't want that because it feels shaky sometimes when you're not in control of your money. Money can sometimes control you. And I'm telling you, you got to get control.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Yeah, it is. Acorns is a financial wellness app that helps you take control of your money with simple tools to make it easy. to start investing and saving for your future. You don't need to be an expert, by the way. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that matches you and your money goals. This is the biggest thing, by the way. People think, oh, you have to have a lot of money.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
No, no, no, no. No. Do not. You can start saving now, start investing now, start diversifying now. Acorns is here to help.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I think that's not okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you have one teacher that you loved as a kid that you were like, they're the coolest, nicest?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Teachers did not like me. You were a bad kid. Same. I had one teacher that loved me so much, but he also hated me, where he's like, you're- Oh yeah, okay, I had one of those.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
We all have one that they're like, I wish you weren't such a disruption because you're such a fun light.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
It's held up down there. Yeah, it's held up. Like a bank robbery.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
When an Asian guy dies, you know they say you take your last breath. Some people are like... Yeah. His dad won't.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I think it is. You've never heard your dad in your house? Yeah, but it's more like boo. No, no.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, sounds like someone has a traumatic event. Yeah.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I actually had a really nice day that's why I want to die
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Yeah, we did everything I wanted to do. We talked about animal practice and Blues Brothers.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, sick. They're fast, huh? You have an Indy or an Audi, Bellybutton? Indy. Don't say it like people don't have Audis. I've never seen an Audi. Huh?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I watched the start and then I fell asleep on the plane and then I never got back to it. I did see a documentary about that girl that faked that she had brain cancer yesterday.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Okay, I don't know anything what you're talking about, so I want to see it. Apple Cider Figure is the show about the girl who fakes that she had. She's an Australian girl named Belle Gibson. Yeah. Belle Gibson. And Belle Gibson. She's from Melbourne. It really drove me nuts that they kept calling her in the documentary Belle Gibson. Because it sounds like Mel Gibson. They say it all the time.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Like, well, that's when Belle Gibson went on her little tirade. Yeah. I was like, ooh, I remember that. On PCA.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
They made a show based on it and they put them out basically at the same time.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
There's Belle Gibson right there taking a photo. Belle, tell us why you faked your cancer.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Belle, come on. You said you went to a doctor in Perth. At the time, I... Quite frankly, we looked up the doctor. Doesn't exist, Belle. Belle...
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
One moment. My son's here. What are you talking about? My adopted son. My adopted Chinese son.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
yeah down under that's it okay anyway down under this girl just sat on a 60 minutes and that's the footage of the 60 minutes and she literally is like you don't have brain cancer she's like at the time yeah she was true or false you have brain cancer she goes at the time true or false it was amazing but she's such a magician she's able to just kind of like fuck off all this negative she's nothing ever happened she never got arrested she never went to prison
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
nothing what's the problem here what about if i said to you if i said to you we're not finishing the story okay she created a health app and the app earned a lot of money from people who have cancer that wanted to take this health journey with her and she said she was going to give like many of the proceeds to charity which she never did she never did it's a it's a brilliant money scamming that's but we agree it is a brilliant charity fraud beautiful name for a baby girl
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
That's what a baby girl sounds like. Hey, welcome to Portland. I'm charity fraud. Little girls don't sound like that.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I did. Brain cancer is such a heavy one to lie about. You could have said leukemia is blood cancer. That one's an easier lie because people can live with it for a long time. Why brain?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Did you ever put a bicycle playing card on the spokes of your bicycle?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Did you ever see people do that in the neighborhood?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Well, that's a girl. You're doing a girl. Do a guy.
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More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
He's a bus driver. Darling, haven't you got 50p to give him? I've got nothing on me. Yeah.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Yeah, yeah. That's exactly what it's like. Every day you're just going to get yelled at and assaulted. Yeah.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, here we go. She's not getting it. Oh, the big date I ate? Yeah, yeah. Oh my God.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Double fried. Chocolate dipped? Double dipped. Peanut butter stuffed? PBS. Deep fried and everything? Deep double fried on a ding dong scanty deck.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Bacon wrapped dates are probably one of my favorite.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Delicious. All right. How about most unattractive looking food that you find absolutely delicious?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Beef that does look gross and tastes good. Yeah. With what? With what?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Lobster in general. Lobsters always look so great. I've had... I don't like when they cut it open and they half it on the... No, I don't like how... I don't like that.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
But don't they say like muscles, right? Isn't it something like muscles have super high, what's the level that makes people, the thing that makes people really sick in there? Listeria? Yeah, that's right, right? Yeah, I think so. That's the thing that was in eggs and shit.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
yeah okay there it is paralytic shellfish poisoning PSP oh god yeah this is like super common people get it all the time wait you can get PSP from muscles PSP too and that's when you can like hear the thoughts of dead people and stuff purple I do want to ask you a real serious question if we can be serious for two seconds okay does is there a Lisa Gilroy show in the works I have a there's a rumor
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I heard that too. I'm being 100% serious. I heard that too. No way. Shut up. Be real. I just said be serious for two seconds. Yeah, yeah. Are you being honest right now, Gilroy? Is there a show being developed, at least a Gilroy show?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Nah, but there's something else that you're just being coy about it.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Stamos and... John Stamos and Meghan Trainor. Meghan Trainor did it. That's our first two guests.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Is your husband ever farted? Wait, before he was your husband, you were dating, you farted on a date, were you chill about it?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Does he trap the farts? Do you fart in front of him?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Farts are chill. Farts are chill. Farts are actually, there is a study. Look this up. There's a study that finds that couples who fart in front of each other have a healthier...
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
All right. Okay. I don't either. All right. Have you ever been peed on?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
First up, Chinese guy, blonde lady. First question, out of the gate. Welcome to my game show. It's called Look at the Board.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Toot Manangani. Thanks to Magani. Thanks, Lisa Gilroy. Thank you for being here on my show.
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More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Hands on behind you. One hand behind your back. One hand on the buzzer. Okay. Get ready to buzz in. All right. In 1947, the inflation rate had adjusted from the previous year from 2%, 3.5%. True or false? Ding. Ding. True. Lisa, true. False. Look at the board. Bing, true.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Here we go. Noot Takani. Noot Takani. Thank you. Is a popular dessert in which country?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Toot to Goody and Lisa. This is for the final up. Double up the P-Stack. Jerry Seinfeld came into... Bing! Oh, Lisa. What's the deal? Look at the board.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
She won. You lost. Now, loser's statement. Look into the camera. Loser's statement. Go ahead when you're ready. Loser's statement from Toot Dugani. What does that mean? Look at the camera. Loser's statement. It's time for the loser's statement. Permission to boo? Oh. Permission to boo granted.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
What a great part, like imparting that kind of wisdom. What was that phrase your grandpa used to say to you?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
But you were so young too. Do you really remember? I mean, he was so young when he was alive.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, yeah. I love you so much. You're my favorite grandchild.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
It got canceled. No, he didn't know it got canceled. He was saying, I'm sorry that you're on that show. You think that's what it was? That's what I think he was saying. He saw a trailer and was like, fuck, dog, I'm sorry you're on that show.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
We're going after bilinguals, bisexuals. If you're bi, bye-bye. I did everything right, and they indicted me.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Wait, why'd you do this? Oh, does he have a disability?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Well, because these houses, you know, there are so many of them in one house. There's like 50 of them in there.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Google Lisa Gilroy for us right there. Don't do that. Let's find out the best pic. Let's see the best photo she's got on the internet.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, that's so funny. Lisa Gilroy. Time out. Hold on. Did you Google Lisa Gilroy hot? Stop.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Click this. Click the next one. Click it. Keep going through them. Ready?
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More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Start with the first one and then click close after I say the word. Ready? Over the first one.
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More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Yeah. And farted. Farted. Farted. Yeah, yeah. Farted. Farted. Yeah. Thought about farting. Yeah. Farted.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
That's a cute one right there. That's a great photo.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
No, no, no. It's so cute. That's not why you're in a magazine.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I don't know what that is. That's from 1883? Yeah. Okay. Hold on.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Well, that's nice of you guys to run magazines. Oh, there's Bitcoin Bobby.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I'm not in a fucking magazine. I told you that. I've never done a magazine.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, yes, I was. Where? Yes, I was. Down to the left where I'm in the golf cart. I was in a magazine.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
They all have studs on their jackets. Little stud stars.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
You can't take the one that she just said that's impossible.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
You're telling me you're not rolling down a hill sometimes? You're just rolling down a hill.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
You're on a show right now. It's not a sitcom, but you're on a television show.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
What's the show called? You are. What the fuck are you on? Interior Chinatown.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
No, no, she's on a show. She actually is on a show right now. It's on Apple.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Well, if you're on a show, you're on a show. So you've been on a show before.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
That's right. So you're on the show. Until they take it down, you're on the show.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
They told me I was off the show. Oh, you got kicked off?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Well, yeah, if you don't have a job, it does feel like you got fired.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
The show, the TV show Blossom. When was that on the air?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I remember thinking about it. I was like, that girl's like the coolest chick on TV.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Isn't she a fucking, isn't she like a NASA level genius?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Jenks, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. Your sister's gonna die in a crash.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I'm sorry, I haven't. So be careful driving the road tonight. I love you.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
When you go to 15 and does jinx, you're next to kin sibling. That is what happens when you go to 15. I don't know. Canada might be different than the States, but here it is if you go to 15.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
That was all right. I made that up. We love Canadians. They're the best. They just beat us in hockey. Yeah. What a game. Did you watch that?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
That's what I use it for. That's your cousin. Yeah, you fuck a toque motherfucker. Do you have a different word for balaclavas?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I think we've created such a nice environment for you to come to do that. Not only that, and I find it to be- Haven't we?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
If it's Carlos, I'm going to be fucking pissed off.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
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Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
You gave your son a ukulele and he learned how to play the electric guitar and now that's what he's doing.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Almost like Michael Jackson. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's not that. Yeah, it's not that. It's gel, okay? I don't know what the fuck that is, right? But anyway, dude. You know I've never had one?
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Oh my God. All right, so now I look outside the house, right? And I see three men. Side by side like this in a power circle. There's no room to get in. A triangle. A triangle. Right? Of sadness. A triangle of sadness. Thank you so much. Yeah. You know, even Koreans have a guy that has slang. That's the slang guy. So the Spanish people have that guy.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Wait, that joke is so good. So good. That joke is so good. It made me not laugh.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
So one of the things in it is, you know what I mean? If you see a group of girls at a bar and the one you like, right? Don't pay attention to her, right? Be nice to the other three, right? And then kind of rip her apart a little bit. Yeah. That hairstyle's 80s, huh? And then go back to the girls, right? Supposedly that's going to get their juices flowing. It doesn't work. Right.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
They spit in your face. I had a girl spit in my face. The kiss to be good looking.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
I went on a date with a girl from Los Feliz and at the end of the date, I go in to kiss and she went,
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
She was very nice. We call them in Spanish, we call them shrimps. What?
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Perfect. Perfect. You have a sugar-free Red Bull? No. Only with sugar.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Can we do medium? No. Yes, medium. That's the only thing you do? Yeah.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
I'll have a Red Bull. You want a Red Bull? Three Red Bulls, lemon water. Water's all around. Yeah, but no lemon for mine.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice, right? Her body, her choice. And then she looked and she goes, I just, I'm not attracted to you. Yep.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
And she goes, you're fat, you're fat. No, no, that's boo. She called you fat? And I go, oh.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Okay. Damn, Lyle. Lyle, are you playing a character right now? Yeah.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
The Menendez killers are hard, dude. Saturday morning, I woke up. So I went to the La Valencia Hotel, spent the night there. Went to the store and then spent the night there to give Dan a 40-year cake. I saw the photo.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
You're really going to fucking piss me off today. I'm not in the mood to fucking play right now, dude. I mean, what does one have? Number one, do you know how AA meetings work?
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Okay. So every week, and Carlos can back me up, right? You look like a supermarket cake. Dude, you're a fucking piece of shit. Fucking piece of shit. So this is how it works.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
I don't know. I didn't even look at the cake. It was Vaughn's? Yeah. This is how it works. John's. Every year, they do a group census, consensus, not group, a group meeting where they nominate people that do chairs. It's always a newcomer, and they go, who wants the cake commitment? Some newcomer raises his hand, I'll do it.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
So every week, his job is to go to anywhere and buy a cake and bring it to the meeting, right? Yeah. I don't know where the fuck it's from, but that's not the point of the birthday.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
We really should cut. No, no, no. Here's the deal. Yeah, you're right. He was attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and Dumber reference. It didn't land well. I didn't like it. It didn't make any sense.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
With me. And so I think that there needs to be a boycott. I agree. So the boycott is this. That was your last straw friend. That's it. You and I will never do his stupid show again. Correct.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
I had something building up. As his sidekick, as his sidekick, I was feeling gold coming on, and then you, my friend, you fucking put a fucking dam in the middle of it.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
No, no, no. I want to hear him do it. No, but he had to interrupt you. The timing is impeccable.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
That's so good. And explain Twinkie for the viewers that doesn't know. And I'm a Reese's peanut butter cup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So tell me what a Twinkie is, my friend. To the audience, what do you mean by Twinkie?
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
There's no legacy. There's no legacy. Yes, there is. There is no legacy. Let me say something. Who was one of the best comics that died in the last 10 years? Patrice, right? Yeah. None of the kids know him. That's not true. That's not true.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
I think... Okay, you're naming someone who's... Well, if you have no hours out, maybe there's no legacy. Uh-oh. That's a shot. Oh, no.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
No, I was just saying the legacy thing. You know that you have to put.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
That's what Beyonce's backup dancers wore at Coachella. Is this at Coachella? I think so. Wow. There's the trumpets they're not holding. Or Wakanda.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
So these individuals... Did you just hear what he just said? That was so fucking funny.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
He's the first guy that's famous that is actually in the Hall of Fame.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Something for the community. Oh, you think I'm not doing an important work? Honestly, if I was gonna do a real old hot dog restaurant, I'd have to figure out, number one, I want it to be quality. Like where do we get the dogs? We got 100%- From China.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Yeah, that pause, though, was me laughing. Because I was hoping. But then I'm also offended. Guy, dude, every once in a while, dude. Very funny. Uh-oh, hot dog. Yeah, from China.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Yeah, but the ones they realize that they're not, they go into, you know what I mean? Great depression.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
What did you just say? Would you just say filmmaker? Did you say filmmaker? You think you're so great?
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
I'm not doing the short. We work with scumbags. All right, so what do you want to say about Joe Coy? What I want to say is that I thought he did a good job at the Golden Globe. I'll tell you why. Joseph. Joseph. Joseph. You guys know Joe Coy, don't you? He had 10 days to do this thing, right? It was a risk. He did the best he could. I thought that they didn't do him any favors in editing. Life.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
No, but what I'm saying is editing, like cutting into the audience and seeing some reactions. That's what I meant. Oh, right, right, right. I understand. That's what I meant. Okay. All right. They didn't do any favors for him.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Go ahead. Finish. I don't want to go. No, finish your statement. I don't want to continue. Please. I want to hear you finish. You're really on my last nerve. Hand it to her nice, dude. That's a celebrity, dude.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
You know, Andreas, when I die and I look down, because I will be looking down at my services and my funeral and stuff. I think he means because you're in the casket. No, I think he means I'm in hell. I think he means in the casket. No, no.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
But coming to America, being a fat Asian guy, and getting white chicks and Mexican, all this stuff, it's harder. That's the fucking key. It's challenging.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
It's easier when you pay, though. Wait, are you talking about your body count?
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Happy New Year 2025
You know what? I'm trying to come here with positivity, dude. Right? And your little jokes, dude. Right? I'm going to let them slide today.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
A lemonade for Dominguez. First of all, because you only have chimichurri steak here, so what are the drinks options? It doesn't seem like you would have lemonade.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
So on like Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and sitcoms, like when the audience is laughing, there's an actual audience there?
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Happy New Year 2025
But also the audience gets it, right? So they kind of pretend. They play along almost. That's so cool. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty positive.
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Happy New Year 2025
Yeah, I always have inside information. Actually, do you guys want to know how much?
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Happy New Year 2025
Can you guess how much? On the ground works that people don't know about that you, Andrew, and I can buy in on?
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Happy New Year 2025
We have wine. Wine. And water. And water. Okay, with lemon. We can put lemon.
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Happy New Year 2025
Don't fucking correct us. If you correct the host again... I can't continue.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
You're talking shit when Bobby walked in. I thought they were just going blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Well, look, they're saying something, but who gives a shit? Yeah, yeah. So, para bailar la bomba. And how awful does that sound? Para bailar la bomba. Necesitita una poca de gracia. Say it the way that you know it. What? Say it the way you know it. I was just doing it. No, the way you know it. Better. Better. Better song.
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Right. Right? Let me ask you something. When you guys went to Africa and stole all those black people. Yeah. And you're putting them on the ship. No, it was you guys. You guys invented that. Am I not right? Yeah, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, why did you push them in the middle of the ocean if they were a little sick or whatever? What was that for? What was that all about?
Bad Friends
Happy New Year 2025
Or the wine. Would you like water... Lemon water? Yes. Will that suffice? I don't drink, so I'll have, I guess, a water.
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One Good Korean
But is that why Koreans have such big heads? Because they intermingled a little bit? Yeah, that's right.
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One Good Korean
Yeah, that's what I mean. That's my U-Haul. Yeah, yeah. I figured that's okay.
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One Good Korean
No. What do you call it? I call it just pigeon girl. I'm a pigeon girl. Oh yeah, I'm out. Really? I'm fucking out. I have huge tits. Okay, what else? And I love Korean men.
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One Good Korean
Do you like anything that doesn't come with a toy? Just make it up for Andres being gone.
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One Good Korean
Oh, I did that and it never came. I was so mad. Thing for the cats. You know why? Then I bought it on Amazon, the same thing, and the cat didn't even play with it.
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One Good Korean
Oh, I'd just move away. I'd hide. Would you get divorced though? No, I wouldn't even, I would not pass go. I'd just be, I'd be in the middle of Montana. Oh yeah. Glacier National Park.
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One Good Korean
He's gone. You would take the kids? If I had time. But if they were at daycare, I'd just be gone. First Greyhound out of town. What a man. Well, you know what it is.
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One Good Korean
Oh, yeah. He was poor. That was his real problem is that he didn't get any. I listened to a whole podcast about that.
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One Good Korean
Subsonic bullets. They don't go over the speed of sound, so then they don't make that big old pop. Oh, that's awesome.
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One Good Korean
A subsonic bullet to get the raccoon because it was eating our chickens. Eating our chickens, and that's kind of highly illegal in the L.A. city limits.
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One Good Korean
You want to be in it? Nah, I'm fine spiting from home. You know he's fleeing the country.
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One Good Korean
No, my dad pulled the Adventist card to get out of Vietnam. Your dad did? Yeah. He said religious reasons can't fight, so then he went and just got medical tested on for the war. What was the- It was the white coats. What was the religion?
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
That's what I love about America. We can protest. What was it about? They were mad at ICE. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. And then tomorrow. Hey, are you going to not work tomorrow? Carlos? Oh, because of the protest against DEI? No, no. Tomorrow. What? They're doing. Hispanics are going to do a no work day.
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Sick In Japan
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man. Your generation, your algorithms, your superiority, man. Us kids, we just want to learn by tactile approach, by touching, feeling, right? Learning through our own physical experiences, man. There's other ways that we can learn, you know, not just analytical.
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Sick In Japan
Exactly. But if you taught me the right way with love and empathy, I'd be able to absorb the information maybe. That's very good. But the beginning, the algorithm part, I didn't know what I was doing there.
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Sick In Japan
I'm a student. Ready? You're a teacher. Mr. Stevenson. Yeah. You know, I don't know what bathroom to use because I don't feel comfortable in the men's bathroom, even though I was born male. Right. But like, you know, I get stares when I go to the women's bathrooms. We got to do something as a school.
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Sick In Japan
Yeah, I wouldn't be a good teacher because I don't know knowledge and I don't have any topic.
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Sick In Japan
But, yeah, what if I had to be forced... To be a teacher at a school with the things that I know, what would it be about? Well, Star Wars, you could do some sort of- But I'm not that Star Wars- No, but I'm saying you could do like- Star Trek.
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Sick In Japan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Golf. Yep, I could do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, but still, P.E., you could be a coach. I am a gym teacher. A gym teacher, right? I would be a gym teacher. I think you would know about history of hip-hop and music.
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Sick In Japan
I think that needs to change. I do, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I could do probably... Like more punk, you know what I mean? Art rock, you know what I mean? The history of punk? Or the history of alternative music, maybe I could do.
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Sick In Japan
The 90s is oldies? 70s, 80s, and 90s. So Creep is an oldie. Yes. That song Creep. Yes. How about I'm a Loser by Beck? Oldie. That's not an oldie. That's a newie, dude. It's a goodie, but it's an oldie. It's a goodie. Oh, wow. What's a newie?
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Sick In Japan
Oh, my God. I feel that. Would Harry Styles be newie? He's newishie. Newishie. Newishie. Yeah.
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Sick In Japan
Then why does he like us? Because we're new. We're newishie. We're newishie. You know that song? I don't know the lyrics, but it's a Harry Styles song. I'm zoning out. I'm swaying the stars. I'm down this way. What is this song? Wait.
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Sick In Japan
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Sick In Japan
Yeah! I'm legal. I'm legal. No, yeah, the people that are legal are also protesting for their people. Yeah, don't you get it?
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You guys, I would not be standing here right now or sitting here without it. My body does not move without energy shots. You know what I mean? Because I'm a sloth. Right. And I don't move to the rhythms of the universe.
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Sick In Japan
I love these shots, man. Like sometimes I'm super tired and I got to perform in front of, you know, thousands and thousands and thousands of people. I get a shot of energy.
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Sick In Japan
Juanita's fine? No, Marina. Okay. Listen, I want to say something up front, if I may. That's wrong. That's wrong. And one day we're going to have a Korean protest.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
That would mean that I'm just too old. Well... It's like our Sinatra. You know what I mean? We're going to get there. Harry Styles will one day be like Sinatra.
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Sick In Japan
God, he's good though, huh? He's the best, Chalamet. Unbelievable, that kid. 200 years from now, what is the music going to be like? To us, it's going to be like, right, don't you think? It'll be like... Yeah, yeah. And people are just at the club, dancing to that. We're going to be like, what is this? Turn that fucking music down. And we're like, what the fuck?
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
And there's a little singer going, ding. He's going to ding. He's going to ding. Right? And we're like, what is this? But the kids are like, you're old. You don't get it. Yeah. You guys like lyrics. And like, you know, melody. Go write a poem. What's melody? Yeah. Loser. Oh my God. And what is the movie is going to be like? It's gonna be all around us. Like VR-y. Yeah, we'll be living in a movie.
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Sick In Japan
Yeah, yeah. For what? What? What's the protest? No more, we're not going to make bibimbap... Well, what will we do without bim bim bop? You know what we're also going to do? We're going to dig back our kimchi up from the ground. Unbury it? So they don't ferment for one day, dude. Wow. I don't like that. Yeah, I know, dude. You want them to ferment. I like kimchi a lot.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Imagine like you're in the Avengers. Because they're gonna do another Avengers 100 years from now. They have to keep making it. They're gonna remake it, right? But now, you know what I mean? I'm gonna be the cab driver. Yeah. You know that cab driver that just dies? You know what I mean? Because I was watching Avengers yesterday again for the 90th time. I get bored. You gotta.
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Sick In Japan
And I look at all the extras, right? The lady goes, ah! You know what I mean? With the briefcase down the street. You know what I mean? And I go, where is she going? Where is she going? Yeah, where is she going? But I also looked up the Avengers, that New York scene. I go approximate how many people died in that last scene. 2,600 people died there.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
That scene, 2,600 people died and no one gives a shit about those people. They're gone.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Or maybe I could be Bob Dylan. I don't think so. The gullies are broken. The silly is gone. Yeah. You know what I mean? The mountains arise and the fountains are done. Keep going. Yeah. The Clippers are winning and the Lakers are done.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
What do you think? Whoa. Pretty good. Dylan asked, right? You could do one.
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Sick In Japan
So that guy Scoot, who played Woody Guthrie, came to the OR, because he's dating my friend, Sosie. So Sosie goes, me and Scoot are coming and I got him a table and they sat and five comics all night long pointed to him and he goes, great job in the movie. He did do a great job. Like Marc Maron, like a bunch of people. And I could see him just like take it in. You know what I mean?
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
yeah two bears one minimum wow yeah you're right but it was nice to see so I shared with you what happened last Thursday for Timmy what it was a disaster and I'd like to share it on group level if I may give it okay I get a call from the little hobbit the punk rock hobbit you know who that is no the punk rock hobbit just think about it he's a comic The punk rock hobbit. Yeah.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Also, those girls at the karaoke, they're not working. No! Yeah, dude. What are those, glass girls? What do they call them? What did they call him?
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
He started- Josh Adam Myers? Started comedy late in life. Dean Del Rey? Yes. He calls me.
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Sick In Japan
Yeah. I'm doing this benefit show. Steven Tyler, baby. Yeah. Right? And I go, I don't do well in benefit shows. You're going to kill. So I show up and Steven Tyler is in the green room. Wow. I take a photo with him. Super nice. Did he ask you or you ask him? I think he goes, hey, let's take a photo. I'm serious. Yeah, yeah. I think that was the vibe. I know he's a fan. Yeah.
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Sick In Japan
And I sat there and I was like, this is cool. Then Josh Holm comes in from Queens of the Stone Age. Yeah. Let me say something. I'm one of his biggest fans. You love Queens. Not only that, I love them Crooked Vultures. Yeah. And I met him and I was just like, are you ever going to put on another Vultures album? He's like, I don't know. We're all, you know, our schedules and that. Yeah.
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Sick In Japan
And then Adam Ray goes up and he's pretty good and I'm after him. And so I go up, I open my mouth and I'm telling you guys right now, I know I told you guys this yesterday, right? I haven't bombed like this in years. It was silent in the room. And my time, because I want to kill. Because I'm like, my heroes are in the crowd.
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Sick In Japan
And about two minutes in, in my periphery, because I know where Josh Holm is sitting, I could just see him stand up and just walk up. Yeah, he walked out of the room. What if he was going to make another album? You could have inspired him. No, no, no. My heart combusted into my fucking chest plate. Well, Josh, please reach out. And then I go, you know what he's doing?
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
I'm proud. You were bummed too. No, I didn't give a shit at all. When your eyes crinkle, dude, that's jealousy. Yeah, you did that. You did what Clint Eastwood did. You know what I was on.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Yeah. Yeah. She wanted to talk comedy. And Adam's having a moment, that's great, right? But it's just like, it broke my heart. And you know what? The same thing happened to me 18 years ago, and I've never shared this, because it's so embarrassing. Give it. So there was this time where Anthony Kiedis was really hot on me. He was like, you're hitting on you? No, he loved my comedy. Oh.
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Sick In Japan
How about the ones that came over here illegally? Koreans? Koreans, yeah. Do Koreans come over here illegally? No, we follow the rules.
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Sick In Japan
And Court McCowan comes up to me and goes, dude, fucking, Anthony Kiedis is here with Sacha Baron Cohen and David Spade.
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Sick In Japan
So they sat, watched my set, and then they took me to dinner, right? And then he would invite me to shows, Anthony. And then I was doing a show at the El Cid, and he brought Flea, the whole band, and they sat in front. It was alternative room. Wow. Okay.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
I bombed so hard that night. I never talked to him again. He never communicated with you again? No. Wow. I could see them blush and he was embarrassed. You've never bombed in front of your heroes.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
So I have – there's a movie idea that my friend McGrail and I came up with. And there's a pretty big male actor that wants – that is curious about a role. Like a big guy. He's pretty – I don't want to say who it is, but he wants to see me. sometime in the next couple of weeks, perform. But I'm afraid that it's going to be another Josh Holmes situation.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
No, I know. It's all in my head. He was so nice to me, by the way. And I'm a huge fan. He's such a great talent.
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Sick In Japan
And I've hit the ball so many times too. I mean, I mean. You almost always hit the ball. Almost every time I do. You know what I mean?
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
You look like you had a spiritual experience. You look like a different person.
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Sick In Japan
Yeah, I'd like to see them. Well, I'd like to see one. Whoa. Whoa, those are pretty good legs, actually. Thank you. They're World War II legs.
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Sick In Japan
You know what I mean? Like just a traditional white. That's Normandy. Those are Normandy legs. Yeah, Normandy legs, dude. Traditional white. Have you ever stormed a beach?
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Sick In Japan
You know who you're, you know what guy you are on Normandy? Who? The guy that kind of catches on fire. But then you run in the ocean.
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Sick In Japan
But then you run into the ocean. You're only half burnt, but then you pretend you're dead in the water.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Let's play it out, all right? We're in one of those, I don't know what you call it, but you know, in the beginning of Saving Private Ryan, they're in that boat.
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Sick In Japan
Yeah, but it's one of those boats where, like, you know, and they're always, like, either vomiting, right? And they're just super scared.
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Sick In Japan
whizzing by right and there's always one guy with a cross and he kisses it right there's always one guy like that and there's another guy going mama you know what I mean there's a mama guy always and there's one guy going yeah Rogan Joe Rogan overcompensating right jacked up on alpha right so then the thing closes goes down and then you see two or three guys in the front just go down right away
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Sick In Japan
Do you have an accent? Yeah, it's so thick. I had no idea. Well, then she's lying. She's a lying bastard. Okay, you be me and I'll be her. I'll show you how it went. I'm you? Yeah. Good morning.
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Sick In Japan
right what do you do what do you do so I see two people just die right away yeah well you're like fourth row you know what I mean yeah Frankie Castro dies in front of you right Devon Sanchez dies in front of you Marco Jackson Jackson dies in front of you yeah Marco Suano Marco Suano but dies in front of you and then what do you do
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Sick In Japan
They are. But you're a fucking captain. What do you call a captain? You're a sergeant. Yeah, a sergeant's going, come on, flame! Move forward, flame! Get going, Flame. And you're just going to sit there? People are dying. You just sit there, Flame.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
It's pretty logical. It's pretty logical. It does make sense. Yeah. You know what? You probably go overboard on the other side, under the water.
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Sick In Japan
Because if you were in front of me and you weren't moving, right, I would throw you over so I could get forward.
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Sick In Japan
You know what I would do too? When he's down... When he's down, you know what I would do? I would steal something. You know what I would steal from him? His morphine packet. Oh, yeah. Morphine packet. Morphine packet. And you would feel every pain of your death. I wouldn't inject you with the morphine because you were a coward.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Bluetooth. I'm sorry, but without Bluetooth, maybe I'm not good. Right. Because I've been using it, you know what I mean? Because I'm an older male and sometimes I have, you know...
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Sick In Japan
Let's be honest, okay? If you really want to go on a date, we'll make it happen.
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Sick In Japan
Good luck? It was like, hey, thanks for all the laughs. You know what I mean? Because I make fun of her when she's, you know what I mean? I get it. So I just went, you know, señorita here. I don't know her name. You don't know her name? Yeah, I do. I don't want to say it, though.
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Sick In Japan
She's very pretty, yeah. She's pretty. We did not pay her to say it. Oh, okay.
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Sick In Japan
You grabbed it with your mouth. Like a seal, dude. You go, ah, and then go like that.
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Sick In Japan
Whoa. Whoa. Wow. And then, okay, so great. You going to take her on a date?
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. Be honest with me, dude. Let's get this out in the open, dude. Why are you uncomfortable with just me being there?
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Sick In Japan
Yeah. Did you not have a car before? No, I did. Oh, you did. You always had a car. Yeah. I thought he didn't. A Subaru. Oh, that's a good car. Thank you. Yeah. Would you drive to Orange County to take her on a date? Mm-hmm. Okay.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Don't worry about it. No, how about this? A weekend. A getaway? A getaway, right? We will pay for everything. You just tell us what. Sky's the limit. Yeah, where do you want to go? Where do you want to go? We will. We're travel agents. Yeah. And, you know.
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Sick In Japan
Okay, Tokyo, Japan. That's great. Do you write that down, Tokyo? I did. I heard it. It's a little expensive. It is, but we're going to do it. First class? For both of you. First class, both of them. Interesting. Yeah, that'll be cheap. What hotel? We're already $10,000. Yeah, we're deep. This is bad.
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Sick In Japan
What hotel? Yeah, Park Hyatt. That's bad. Okay, he knows. How much is the Park Hyatt?
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Sick In Japan
Yeah, a couple thousand a night. A couple thousand? Yeah. How many nights is that? I think how long are you gonna stay there? A couple weeks. Oh, okay. 14 times what? Two and a half thousand. Yeah, yeah. So we're talking about 30 grand. Along with the flights, 40. We're about 50 grand.
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Sick In Japan
Yeah. Subway. Okay, that's another five grand. Two grand. Five. Five grand from Euro. All right. Can we go just like dumplings and stuff after that or no?
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Do it. Leave the Koreans alone. Leave them alone. Leave the Koreans alone. Also, leave the Mexicans alone. Nah.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
You're by yourself. Sick in Japan. Sick in Japan by yourself. That's the saddest.
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Sick In Japan
Because now, check it out, dude. Who's going to do those jobs? No, you're not strawberry. Oh, yeah, you look like you pick strawberries.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Pretty sick. Yeah. Did you fly first class? No. Why'd you ask first class for this trip?
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Sick In Japan
Right? One of those, you know what I mean? Chopstick hair things. You got to put those on.
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Sick In Japan
I love strawberries, yeah. I'd eat so many. Do you think I could pick cotton? Do you think I could? No. How many little swabs? I don't know how it works. Do you go swab by swab? It's swab by swab. Is it a puff? What do you call it?
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Or we could maybe bring a friend of yours to shoot. He's going to work out there, right?
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Sick In Japan
Dude, look at how much. You're going to get sick out there. No way. You get healthier, if anything. Yeah. I managed us on a donkey with an eagle on our arm, dude. You and I. Us three going there.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Have you ever seen a skeleton cow? What is that next to that lady? That's insane looking.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Yeah, how do you do it? Do you use a scythe? No, do they do by hand? A scythe? Is that a real word? In Stardew Valley, we use scythe. Oh, scythe. Yeah, to get wheat. Oh, you mean like a sickle? Is it called a sickle or a scythe? Sickle. Okay, what's a scythe then? Dude, I hope to God that you read sickle as scythe. I think there's a scythe, dude. I'll kill myself.
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Sick In Japan
And what's business? That's insane. 20 grand? Yeah, we do business, right? We do business when we travel. We better be doing business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't do first. Holy shit. Holy shit. Imagine that.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
you want to go with him no okay but don't you want to go let's all go well we're going to korea aren't we we're going to korea that's what you say but i don't know man you not want to go i do want to go but is that real yeah it's literally i have to go so i know you have to go so you but who's gonna fly me there they will but they're gonna give me a business of course okay okay yes i'm acting like a baby yeah i'd like to go of course you're gonna go i'll go
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've never done that at home? Come on, Dax. You know you've done different accents at home, not on camera because you're afraid to get canceled.
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Sick In Japan
Yeah. I mean, you've done like urban guys at home. You know what I mean? Yeah.
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Sick In Japan
I'm not going to say you're wrong. I've been saying scythe for years, dude, because it started. Is it scythe?
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Sick In Japan
That's not how it works. Explain to me what kind of trailer, what are the convenient things about it and the utilities and- It's got just like a trailer hitch and- We always wanted a trailer hitch. Yeah, yeah, hitch. What else?
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Sick In Japan
We love little beds. Little bed to bed? Yeah, little bed to bed. Little bed to bed. You have a medium bed to bed? Yeah. Okay, we'll get a medium bed to bed, yeah. And what else? TV. Oh, what kind though? Color. Color TV. Flat screen.
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Sick In Japan
It's got a curve to it. That's a sickle. Like a Grim Reaper. That's a sickle. That's not a sickle. It's a scythe. That's a scythe? No, a sickle is a handheld. No. Like a hammer and a sickle. A scythe is that, dude. With a hook. Scythe. Right. That's a scythe. Okay, what's a sickle?
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Sick In Japan
Like Frisco? We love North of Dallas. Don't we love North of Dallas? We love North of Dallas. We love it there.
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Oh my God. He's having a nervous breakdown. That's what I was saying. So weird. Seems like they have it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Sick In Japan
Don't say it out loud. We got some plans for you, bud. You like us as family. We feel like family to you. Yeah.
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Sick In Japan
Stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop, stop. Stop. Don't... Hold on, stop. I know what you're going to say. And I know this is a true story. I know this is a true story. Hold on. Yes, it is. Your friend's lying, okay? No. Yeah, yeah. And I did it in a funny way. You know how funny I am, right? Right? I do things in a comedic way, right? Do I not? You do. Right?
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Everything I say is like with a hint of like comedy, right? Say what she said. Let him say it. What did she say?
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Sick In Japan
Dude. He's our friend. Can we work out the conversation here, okay? Yeah. Oh, I'm friends with Dak. Yeah, he smells weird. What do you mean? I was kidding. That's not funny. I know. Maybe it wasn't. My bad. He doesn't feel it smell weird. That's why I could say it.
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Sick In Japan
Yeah. Can you call him and tell him you said that? Your friend, right? She has another thing coming now. Okay. Right. And I said it in a comedic way, but when you started talking, I knew exactly what you were talking about. Because when I said it, and this is what a great friend she is, she was so mad on your behalf. She was pissed. Oh my God, yeah. Will you call her right now? She's like, what?
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Sick In Japan
She goes, what the fuck do you mean? Great. And I go, I'm just kidding. Will you call her right now? Yeah.
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Also, can I just say another thing? I'm proud of you, Dax, because it's something that you wouldn't say. Right. Right? I feel like you're like, I want to, right? That you would hold things within yourself because you're kind of shy. And you were very confrontational there.
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No, I cannot believe it. i honestly do i didn't say it in like to be like offensive it was just like a funny thing we know it was a joke i know but it's like but she she was being a good friend to you what did she say she said no he doesn't what the fuck do you mean by that i was like oh it's just just kidding just kidding yeah and she was like no it sounded real and i'm like
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Sick In Japan
She's new to comedy. Well, new to stand-up comedy. Stand-up comedy. And so... Now, when she said it to you, was she saying it like, be careful of that guy, he's an asshole?
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Sick In Japan
Exactly. You don't use a sickle when you cut cotton. You don't use a scythe either, you fuckhead. I do. You don't. I get the ones far. Oh. You know what I mean? I pick the ones close and I get the ones far, dude. Cotton is just by hand, right? It's just pick, pick, pick. Oh my God. Can I wear gloves? I don't think so. I think that's part of it. I think. I can. You know what I would use?
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Sick In Japan
Oh my God, I'm embarrassed. Was this the girl that we talked about the other night? No. I'd never seen her before. She seemed super nice. You know what I mean? She was a little nervous about comedy because she even said that. She's like, I'm new to this. You'll be fine or something. You know what I mean? And then she goes, I'm friends with Dax. And I go, oh, yeah, he smells weird.
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Sick In Japan
And she goes, what the fuck? A different girl? No, the same girl. I would not say that again. One and done. Dax, can I say something?
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Sick In Japan
You've never smelled bad. I've never even smelled bad. When would I have the opportunity to? Well, he's here all the time.
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Sick In Japan
Yeah. And when you leave, we don't cross paths. So I want to say something. Okay. I said it as a joke. Okay.
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Sick In Japan
i don't know i was listen i want to say something to you okay i honestly i love you so much yeah and i'm it's a blessing that you get to do our show i mean that we have you on our show came out weird yeah yeah no no no that's not what i meant what i'm saying it's a blessing that you do our show we think you're an asset you make our show so much more interesting and fun i agree
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You're so important to us. I would never do anything to burn this bridge. I really think that you're a sweet guy. You're a funny guy. I think you're brave. When you did that show with us at the Comedy Store in the main room, you know how difficult that was and you crushed it? You know what I mean? I only see you as an ally and a brother.
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Sick In Japan
And I said it, I was trying to act cool because she was hot, your friend. His friend is beautiful, right? So I'm sorry.
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Sick In Japan
Those gloves that they use in the football games, the gigantic like finger ones.
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Sick In Japan
But back in the day, do you think in the 1800s, do you think you and I would be able to do it?
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Sick In Japan
I would be singing. Dude, you'd be singing with me. That's the movie we should make. Dude, you got to do the Irish song. Irish accent. Let me start. Yeah. Swing along, sweet chariot.
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Sick In Japan
Yeah. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be great. That's crazy.
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Sick In Japan
That's, you know, when people say that, and I argue against it. What would we do in another time? Because I'm going to say something, okay? The way I am is because of the environment that I'm in. Hear me out there. No, you laugh at me, you mock me, dude, but I'm going to tell you something right now. You know, I just do what's necessary. No. Yes. I've always done what's necessary. Bare minimum.
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Yeah, but just survival, right? Yeah. So back then, I would do the bare minimum, but I would still be able to survive and eat and all that stuff. So I would work.
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Sick In Japan
I would be able to eat omelets. Omelet station. No, no, what I'm saying is I would probably make, came out wrong. These days with the price of eggs? No, I would, I would have figured something else out. I would also done like maybe prostitution. So you'd hook yourself out. I would do something that's going to be, or, you know, I know what I would do. Opium den.
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I would do something kind of borderline illegal. Right. You know what I mean? Right. This way, Mr. John. You know what I mean? And I would sit down, right? And I would supply, I'd have that supply chain going.
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Sick In Japan
Yeah, it would say Mr. Lee's. Mysteries. Yeah, mysteries. I see the fucking font.
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Sick In Japan
I see the lights. Right. It's like Vegas. Yes. Mysteries, right? Premium opium. Right? Discount for white. Wait, why? Just get people in.
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Sick In Japan
Get the bodies in there. And I would say no, you know, the other... Who's not allowed? Got it. I get it. Guess who?
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Sick In Japan
No fubu. I'm going to have different things in there, right, that's going to make my store shine. What? Foot massages. They got that? I know, but I'll do other things like Brazilian wax. This is all going back to... Red eyebrows. You're selling your body. Manicures. Yeah, I'll sit on your dick.
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No, it's not. No, it's not. Yeah. That's last case. That's first case. Case closed. First of all, have you ever tried to have sex when you're on opium? Have you? Yeah, it's impossible.
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Sick In Japan
It's hard to get hard. Yeah, it's hard to get hard. So I would like if some white burly guy was like jacked up on my premium opium, like straight from like, you know what I mean, the opium.
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Yeah, right from the opium. Straight from the tap. Right from it. Right? And they're still able to go, hey, man, let me get your butt over here. You know what I mean? I would be like, oh, fuck. This one, I have to do it.
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Yeah, but like before there was cocaine, if you and I were living in that time and you and I- Cacao, sorry. We were wanderers, right? Yeah. We're just wanderer, you and I, nomads. Nomads. And we saw that leaf- We wouldn't know what to do with it.
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Yeah, but then who was like, oh, this would be great in a powder and up my nose. Like, who came up with that?
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But. I did something in third grade about the microwave. Anyway, I was living in Minnesota and there was a girl that lived next to me and there was a rumor that she put a rabbit in a microwave.
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And when I found the rumor, right, I was so mad. I mean, I never met a rabbit, but I just remember as a kid going, fucking explore rabbits, man? Can't do that. Yeah, that's fucking bullshit, man. Bad. Right? So every time she would walk by in class, I would go, rabbit killer! And she didn't do it. It was just a rumor. Right. And one time she cried. In class.
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Because you kept calling her rabbit killer. Rabbit killer, yeah, yeah. And then the teacher brought me in front of the class and sat me down in a chair in front of the whole class and goes, you're short. You know what I mean? You're little.
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How does that feel? Like he was belittling me in front of the class because I was making, and I started to cry. Yeah. It taught me a really big lesson. Here's the lesson. Even if it's a rumor, you don't say shit, dude. Keep it to yourself. Keep it to yourself.
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You would have said that in class. I would have been so mad if somebody belittled my friend in class. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think now you can do it. I've seen TikTok videos where students talk back. The one kid is my favorite. That's like, instead of, you ought to be- Oh, yeah, I love that guy.
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Yeah, what he's like- Well, no, no, you make it up to me. It's like- Yeah, you know, Charles? Charles, you don't pay attention in class, right? And you're not putting your essays in early, right? You wonder why kids are failing. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You wonder why kids are failing. Let me get that over again. I'm not a good teacher.
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So, Charles. Yeah. You know, I'm tired of your attitude. You come to class late, right? You don't seem to, like, be interested in your book work. Right? And your essays are all over the place. I mean, what is going on, pal?
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That's so good. You don't even have to look that up. That was good, dude. I would never be able to do that. Yeah, you would. There's no way. Do yours. I can't do it, dude. There's no way. I can't even. All right, try it. Try it.
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She had masculine qualities that they did tip off in the movie a few times. And by the way, I know why you thought that was poop and not a penis. Because Mama Halkias was just feeding you that baklava, being like... Don't worry, baby. Don't worry.
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Right. You didn't have a jilted childhood where my dad was like, that's a dick.
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Yes. Do you masturbate to trans? Have you? You look so concerned. No, I'm just wondering.
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You're not a fan of the party? You don't want to show up? You know, because of Jim.
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Because of Jim Norton. Yeah, yeah. To his wife. No, no, no. I went camping with him.
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So, you know, when you're in a tent with Jim Norton, things are going to be said.
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Got it. In a tent with Jim Norton. Yeah, and he told me who, you know, who's, you know, the ones to watch out there.
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Yeah, so then I, you know, I like to pour different things. And I watched. And I jerked it.
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Yeah, yeah. So you have then. Yeah. Me too. Sure, yeah. Good. How about you, Hal? I've been free.
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What does that mean? I've seen it all. There's nothing I haven't seen on the internet. I feel like I've literally seen everything.
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I've seen it all too, but have you played with your penis by watching it?
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No, dude, I'm usually on there for research just to really intake information. I'm really looking at it from a cinematic point of view. Right, right. By the way, I will say there are some new age shit that's out there. The cinematography is incredible. Not bad, yeah. Some of these are so high end. They're doing such a good job now. It's like full production.
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Storylines are great and they're twisty. There's like lens flares. It's really good.
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Or like J.J. Abrams is directing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He loves those lens flares.
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Yeah, Bethesda has, you know what I mean, a new Indiana Jones game. Where do you find the time? Oh, the time is my own, in my hands.
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Yeah, yeah. You know what I rewatched on the plane? I rewatched X. Maxine, the first, you know, the X one. I haven't seen it. Dude, it's fantastic. It's so fun. It's fun. It's fun because there's nothing else like that out there. You don't see anything like that anymore.
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Was that the first one? Yeah. X, yeah. But it's super campy, which is like, it tips it. Dude, it's telling you it knows it's corny.
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So it's funny. I would love to do a horror movie.
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I would love to do a camping movie. A comedy camping horror movie. No, can't be. Can't be.
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Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
We can. We can do it right now, dude. Yeah, we can make one. Let me tell you something.
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We have to write it. And when I say we have to write it, it means we can't watch all three Indiana Jones one night. Yeah. We have to write the movie. I can write it.
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Adopted brothers. Yeah, we're all adopted brothers. Clearly. By the way, we had to lead that horse to water. You see, he wasn't going to go there.
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What are you talking about? I'm the one that said the brothers thing. But you stuck with brothers. I know.
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Yeah, and so then, you know, back in the 70s, right? Well, how about this? Same mom, different dads. I'm into that. That's fine. Our mom was just a party animal that was sleeping with all sorts of guys.
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Well, maybe I was told I wasn't adopted, but you guys know that I was. So that's a theme. We couldn't be brothers either.
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Between us developing the animated show and the game show, where do you find the time to do all this stuff?
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Him and I look literally fucking nothing alike. Exactly.
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And then she fucks John Goodman in the 80s. Yeah. To get him. And Pat Morita. Pat Morita for you.
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There's a tree too with all the names that our mom fucked. That's engraved into the tree.
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Well, it goes this show, Pussy, and then Indiana Jones, baby. I get it. What's up, dude? You know what I mean? That's the order, dog. And then fourth is Breakfast Burritos. I love Breakfast Burritos.
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It's a lot of names. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Think about this for movie-wise. Dude, we could get like nine films out of this.
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We're avenging our mother's death. We're trying to find who killed our mom. That's it. It was one of the guys that she slept with that killed her. Oh.
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Fuck. You know what I mean? It's a party at the beginning, but then it's like we got to get down to business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have to get real. We hunt down our mother's killer.
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But then there's one name on the tree that's written like there's blood in it. You know what I mean? It just says Frank. Right.
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But there's got to be a Bigfoot. Because we couldn't stop hearing about it. The beginning of the movie is just us as kids hearing about it the whole time. Everyone coming up to us would be like, Bigfoot has to be in it.
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Maybe that's Frank. I don't know. Frank Bigfoot Frank? Yeah, yeah.
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I like Bigfoot Vampire. Dude, he's hairy, but he wears a fucking black cloak. Right. Okay. You're like, you know, one of those black caves, but he's super hairy. Well, how about this? The idea is still the same, though. Yeah.
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Because vampires aren't really seen that often. Yeah. Bigfoot's never seen that often. So he moves as seamlessly as Bigfoot does.
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You don't want to have an idea, you know what I mean?
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So later in the movie reveal, we meet the guy, right? Frank the Vampire, right?
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No, we can figure it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that could be open to discussion.
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We'll go with that. No, no, no. The Manhattan killer.
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Oh, Luigi Mangione. Mangione. Yeah, yeah. We'll just call him Mangione. Mangione. Right, right. And later reveals, we see his penis, and it's been stitched on there, so he's got a Franken-dick, too. Oh, wow. You know what I mean? Okay. What do you think?
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It's like Shaquille O'Neal's dick. Like, it's a black dick. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
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Black dick. I get it. The tent. We're back to the tent. Wasn't Shaquille O'Neal in a movie called Shazam?
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Well, we combined the... That's fine. That's enough. You can't take it out. Art already built the dick. We already have them building it right now.
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Yeah, they're working on it now. All right, we'll keep it in there. All right, it's in. And, you know, for the airplanes, we'll just cut that scene out. That's too expensive. Too expensive. Okay, okay, anyway.
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You know who you are. Why am I Bigfoot, bro? No, no, no. It should be a dwarf. Bobby.
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Why are you downgrading to Littlefoot, dude? If your father's Bigfoot, you're Littlefoot.
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Bigfoot, thank you. That's my dad. Who is your dad? I know.
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I remember this movie, Little Bigfoot. It was a great movie. Oh, dude. That's our movie. Let's just remake that movie, dude.
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describe the whole thing describe the whole thing yeah I got it my dad will be Loch Ness the Loch Ness monster oh so we're incorporating more wow that's it I see that's very a redhead that's pretty cool dude yeah I apologize about the fucking Oompa Loompa dude that was my bad dude we'll come up with something better then okay I will who's his dad what who's his dad what is this guys
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Give me Greek mythical, Greek mythic. There we go. Let's go mythic. Greek mythical creature.
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That's so you, dude. What is that? A Tasmanian devil? What is it?
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Let's end the movie. Let's finish the movie. Okay, so like, all right. So we'll figure out who our dads are.
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We run into the fucking, the Vlad, the Sasquatch with the Franken-dick.
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Listen, if you're quiet, you can hear the zippers.
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Yeah, yeah. He didn't, you know, go, who's out there? Don't take it so serious, man.
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God, what a guy, huh? Luigi Mangione. Yeah. What a name. Mangione. Boycott McDonald's. Wow. Her name is Nancy Parker. Look at his chest. Yeah, look at this guy, dude. Dude, I would harbor him. Wouldn't you harbor him? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's running from the wall. Come to my house. Come on in. I'm not gay.
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No, because I don't want Jim to hear it. You know what I mean?
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He'll go, whoa, dude. First of all, Jim knows we love and respect him. Yeah.
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But there's gotta be like a multiverse thing because all of them have it. We gotta put it in there.
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Really? Because if we go to another thing and then Sasquatch, like it could be like Emmanuel Lewis's, you know what I mean?
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I got to get out of the 10. You're right. You're right. Okay.
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No, but he used to, I remember I told you, he used to call me randomly at like 2, 3 in the morning.
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And you never would hang out? And I never would hang out with him. So sad.
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Yeah. It's cold in L.A. I never hung out with him because I don't, I don't know. You don't hang out. Yeah, I don't hang out. You don't hang out. Yeah, I don't hang out.
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If you're going to hang out, it'll be with me at most. Otherwise, you don't hang out.
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Or a girl. Do we have stars like that anymore, though? I mean, we had the Verne Troyers and the Gary Coleman's. There's no little. But he's not really a little. He's like a, you know. Peter Dinklage is a spotify movie star. That's right. You just threw it out there. He's the one. He's the one.
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Warwick Davis is still doing his thing. Vern Troyer, rest in peace. Tony Cox, rest in peace. What about that little guy that was R2-D2?
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Yeah, yeah. What's that guy's name again? I can't remember his name.
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Kenny Baker, that's right. No, he was famous. There's Kenny Baker. I don't know. Imagine being in that metal fucking suit all day long. Probably loved it.
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Not in the fucking... Let me hear you do some R2-D2 beep-bop-boop. Let me see. Beep-beep. No, they're not going to cast it.
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Okay, so I swear to God, I auditioned for that last one. You know the lady with the head thing?
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Right? In The Mandalorian? No, it was the lady with the head thing.
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And I auditioned for like a nine-armed alien, and I didn't even come close.
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But come on, dude. I'm making him a couple of breakfast burritos.
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No, I'm just saying, what do you think it was? What the fuck are you implying? What do you think the reason you didn't even come close was?
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I didn't read good? They didn't see me as the part, bro? What are you fucking implying, dawg? Well, nine arms is hard to fit on your little body.
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I mean, they get maybe six. Well, I mean, they could be small arms. They gotta be real small. I mean, those two barely fit on that frame. Stop it, dude. It's good. Stop it, but it's true. I think you're right. Also, nine. How are they going to get it? They could rewrite it. Why an odd number of arms?
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Dude, he's like Bruce Banner. Not Bruce Banner. He's like Bruce Wayne. Hi, Luigi. You slept in last night. What have you been doing this morning? Running from the law?
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No, it was an actual guy. Practical costume. Practical costume.
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I never get those things. He's probably such an accredited actor that we're like, I get it. I mean, do you read for, have you ever read for a Marvel or a Star Wars? Buddy, what are they going to do with me? Yeah, yeah.
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I have, and I never get them. If I could have gotten anything, it would have been whatever Burr did in The Mandalorian.
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Yeah, if they were like, let's go get fucking Santino.
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Well, you know what? We do. Come to think of it, you look like BB-2. What's the new little robot?
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That is me, dude. That is me. All right. You win this. That's so obvious. Literally, dude. You win this, dude. That is me. He was cute. What did he say? How was he talking? He was really cute. He didn't really speak, did he? He was so cute, that guy. Well, I can't understand you most of the time, so that lines up.
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Yeah, I'm Babu Frick, dude. Babu Frick. What a cute one. Whoever made that, dude.
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I haven't seen any of the new ones. I'm just not there.
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Would you like to play some Star Wars trivia or no? Shoot for the hip. Okay. Go, baby.
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You were a boy. Luke Skywalker's uncle. What was his name? He got burnt to a crisp. Remember? You guys know? I got to know.
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Yeah. By the way, bad character name. Owen? Owen is just kind of like a weak name.
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There's no depth to it for how like... Wasn't he Ben Kenobi's brother though? No.
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I think there was a relationship between Owen and Ben Kenobi that's family. What? That they were related? I think so. What is it?
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I mean... Owen Lars is Anakin Skywalker's stepbrother, perceived as the brother of Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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You were holding space? What do you... You think he's going to go to prison?
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Oh, so there is some family thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm. So then those little guys in Star Wars, they're wearing monk hoods. They're little with glowing gold eyes.
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No, the Sand People were the Iranians or whatever. Oh, careful.
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But that's not who I'm talking about. Was it my uncle was in this movie?
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Yeah. Sand people are the ones that try to kill Luke, right? They're two different things. You're not going to get away with this guy, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not... No, they're not the same thing. Look up a sand people in Star Wars. Look it up. Give me the image.
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Wait a minute. Look up sand people on Carlos' computer? I'm afraid I want to come back up.
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Yeah, pretty sure. I think if you kill someone, you shoot someone in the back. I'm going to tell you what's going to happen. Oh, okay. Give it to me. You're the DA? No, I'm not the DA. I'm Bobby Lee. What's going to happen? What's going to happen to this guy?
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And can we say person of sand instead of sand people?
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Okay, can we continue? You haven't answered anything. I don't want to. Yeah, yeah, you're going to. I let you go. No, no, no. First of all, you asked him for the call. I'm going to ask you now. Okay. Okay. What planet does Yoda live on?
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Yeah, that's right. That's right, bud. I do know that. Last question.
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But Battlefront was fun. You know how Battlefront's played?
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No, I don't play. How was Battlefront? How was it played?
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Well, so you just play as like... It's like Stormtroopers versus the Rebels, right? And there's like... You're playing everyone online and you're a Stormtrooper, right? And it's like just chaos, right? I mean, you're like killing Rebels, right? And if you kill enough in a row, you get to choose to be, you know what I mean, Luke Skywalker. Like if you get enough kills. And then for like...
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A minute, you have a lightsaber, and you can just fuck people up. It's such a fun game. Oh, that's pretty nice.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's move on from Star Wars. I feel like I'm boring you.
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You never saw Phantom Menace, the new ones with J.J. Abrams ones? None of the new ones, no. Wow, you've seen them. Yeah. Yeah, because of the little guy.
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Only when I was a kid. I only saw the ones when we were young. Okay, okay. And when I was in high school, I liked them. You're not a sci-fi guy, though. Not a sci-fi guy. Yeah, yeah. You're a sci-fi, right?
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Sci-fi has to be, for me, like, no, I like fantasy more than sci-fi.
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I like fantasy over sci-fi. No, I just like whimsical shit. I think like out-of-world stuff that's like weirdo shit.
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I'm not going to say that it's better than Star Wars. Star Wars is just so good because when we were kids, it was so different.
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And it was the only thing that was in fucking space.
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I was more to like- Blade Runner. Comedy whimsy, like Coneheads, loved.
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Like comedy whimsy, like impractical comedy, I love that.
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Yeah, shit that's obviously not real. I love that. I mean, like Princess Bride might be one of the best written comedy films of all time, front to back.
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And the whimsy in that movie is fucking incredible.
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It's a great movie. Were you a never-ending story guy?
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Yes, I loved that shit. Fucking loved. Atreyu? Never ending story. By the way, you know who followed me on Instagram the other day? Speaking of fucking. The dog from that movie.
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First of all, Atreyu's name, his dog is not the name.
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What about the big turtle? Do you know the name of the big dog? No. Okay, give me the first. F. He just said it. No, he didn't. Did you say it? Shut up. Yeah, yeah. F. There's the turtle.
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Falkor. Falkor. Yeah, my dog. What's the turtle's name?
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Oh, wait, yeah. Oh, you know who? Follow me on Instagram. Mandy fucking Patinkin. Wow, that's huge. Who's that? You don't know who fucking Mandy Patinkin is? You're a cinephile.
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So Mandy Patinkin played Inigo Montoya, who goes after who in the film? What famous director do we know that you and I have both worked for play the six-fingered man? Bring up a picture of the six-fingered man from Princess Bride. This is incredible. You've worked for this man. Who is that guy?
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You know what also, dude? He has the same thing you have.
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Yeah, I know it's Christopher Guest, but I never worked for him. Wait, I thought you did. That's, you know what? That's another way of you slamming my career. And that's so fucked up that you do that. So now you're going to, you know, I'm going to go, I never worked for him. You're going to go, oh yeah, my bad. And then now I'm hurt.
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How did you work for him? How did you work for him? I'll give you six degrees of Kevin Bacon. You worked with his wife in a major motion picture.
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That's true. Okay, so that's enough. How did you work for him?
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How did you work for him? On a comedy project that we were just- Yeah, he would never call me in.
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No, he told me he was going to call you in. Couldn't get a hold of you. Why are you getting so defensive? I'm not being defensive.
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He has a way of going side and then hurting me. I thought you did something with him. I never did anything with him.
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Back problems. I saw that. Yeah, yeah. You don't see me out there shooting anybody?
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What about the movie he did with the little people? With everyone in the costume? You didn't do that?
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No, I didn't do the little people. Willow? What are you talking about?
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What was the one where everybody was a mascot? I don't remember that.
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Yeah, I auditioned for it. I thought you did it. No, I never did it. I auditioned for it.
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I did a show for him called Family Tree. I did one throwaway episode.
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That's great. It was fantastic. Congratulations, Andrew. Thank you so much. God damn it, dude.
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Show up. Show out for your boy. Atlanta, Georgia. Charleston, South Carolina. Then Philly. I'm playing the Met. I cannot wait. Philly, I love you so much. You dirty birds. New York. I'm at the Beacon. Then I go to Phoenix. San Francisco, two shows. San Diego, two shows. Boston, four shows. Four shows in Boston. Come out and see your boy. And then three shows as of now in Minneapolis.
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I don't, but maybe it's not bad enough yet. But somebody, if they keep it up, they might get shot. You're talking about me? No. You'll never shoot me. I'll shoot you first. I know.
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I like how you pretend like you've never seen this show. This is exactly what he does. That is true. Can't wait.
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Now he's acting out. No, I'm kidding. Very good job. I need you around more. How about this? This will get him in a good mood.
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Oh, my God. That's the National Football League.
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That's right. And scoring touchdowns is key to winning the playoffs, Bobby, and you know that better than anybody.
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He's not going to get acquitted. He's going to prison for a long, long time.
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Get back to reality. The movie is getting a lot of talk, by the way.
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But if you read the comments online, the people are behind him.
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Now, how did this... Is it something that you had pitched or is it something you just got cast in?
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You just inspired me. I think we're going to do it.
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Yeah, yeah. You know what we got to do, though? Right. I will write. We have to do it. We're going to do it. You'll do it? Yeah, 100%, dude.
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I want to do it really bad. That'd be great, dude. Because, you know, it's inspiring. You know, it's like, I think you're right. I think we have... I mean, because you get approached all the time, you know what I mean? To read or like, you know what I mean? To look at my script, but it's like- I don't. Oh, really? You're trying to do a Christopher Guest thing again? You think I'm doing that?
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I don't get it all the time. I don't get approached all the time. I don't have a deal with NBC in place where I'm developing a show about an Asian- You want one for Hulu? I don't have one. You have a Hulu show?
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I have a special on Hulu. And a show with me on Hulu.
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Yeah. You get life. I get 20. No, they would have shot me at the McDonald's. Can I have a number? Right? Put the big back down! Yeah, I'd be dead. But no, the good looks helps. I'm on Osempic!
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Love it. I don't want to give it away, but, dude, there is. Trust me. Don't worry about it. I'm interested. We already have the people that we have in our sight lines of who we want on this show. And Bobby wants a lot of good cameos in the pilot, so Bill Cosby said he would do a pilot.
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We never really... Yeah, not gotten out of... I believe... We never got... Not even... You actually did. No, I didn't.
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Oh, because I was gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's actually true.
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Let's see you read the news. Give us, bring up, bring up. You're right, you're right. Wait, wait, bring up the shooting in Midtown and let me see him read this as if it, let me see you read this. Let me see if you could. I wasn't even vying for the part. What the fuck is going on here, dude? Let's hear it. I wasn't, right? Zoom in, right? There you go, just the first line. Yeah.
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You need a name. Yeah, I'm Troy Fugimoto for ABC Channel 7 News. Luigi Maggioni, the suspect in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, is fighting his extradition to New York where he faces a murder charge. He was denied bail during a court appearance in Pennsylvania. I can't believe you can't do that with the ad reads.
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Yeah, yeah. It takes us an hour and a half to do an average. And that was just cold reading, so could I have done it? You could have. If I would have practiced. You're that talented.
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Yeah, it's okay. We've heard that our whole career. And trust me, the next project I have, you don't have the look for any of those.
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I don't care. I get how it works. I didn't come to your mind. It's fine. It's fine. I have no resentment.
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Yeah, but the good looks helps. It doesn't help. It's the only thing. It's the thing. Look, they posted this photo of him in People magazine.
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You always get offers and you say no, so don't complain. I do not. Yeah, you do every time, dude. That's not true. I was pumped to have you on Tires. Yeah, did you do tires? We were in Australia. Oh. Oh, tour. Yeah, we tour too. We tour.
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Yeah, and I'm not doing cult part two or whatever the fuck in the movie.
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Can't play a newscaster. I'll fucking show you, dude.
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Yeah. Connie Chung, bitch. She is so much more static. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah, you know, I'll be honest with you, Star Bros, in the animated show, we're going to get you a lot of work there.
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And whatever projects that we come up with and that I'm involved with, I will have you on because I just think you're super talented. I know the street doesn't go both ways. No, it certainly doesn't. But, but, but, but, but, but, but.
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Yeah. He is hunky though, huh? They're glorifying him. Let's be honest. Yeah, he's a really good looking kid. He's the opposite of Stavros.
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Go ahead. Listen, sometimes streets don't go both ways, right? These two streets do. Dude, these streets? These are two ways. Two ways. Two ways. And a freeway off ramp. There's a freeway off ramp. There's the whole thing. And an on ramp. Bridge, all that stuff, right? Dead end. This is a one-way dead end street, right? But it's fine, dude.
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I did not like it. You didn't finish this piece of shit baklava, dude. My Korean grandmother can make better fucking baklava than this bitch.
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I'll eat it on camera. Please do. What do you think? What's the brown one? If you say the brown one's not good. The one that looks like poo, you mean?
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Can I say something about this exchange right now?
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I just want to put this out to the world so people understand because we're such close friends. But Bobby, you don't let no Asian comedian talk about no Greek mama's baklava. That's law. That's true. Don't let no Asian comedian talk about no Greek mama's baklava. That's the law.
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You know where I come from? We talk about Greek mama's baklava.
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Eat the brown. Let me describe it first. Okay? This is like donkey poo. No.
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Dude, don't be out of line right now. I'm being serious.
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This guy's mother is a fucking queen and made this for you. You eat it and you'd be fucking nice. You'd be nice.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the opposite of Stavros. They have the same sex appeal for two different reasons. That's what it is. But this guy's going to prison for life.
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Keep in mind, when the show's over, he can fuck you up.
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I know you could. And let's get out- Yeah, you're a man. You're a man, dude. Right? You got man strength. All right, take a bite.
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Go ahead. Take a sip. Don't have to chew into the mic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking people and audio. People in their cars. Oh, they're so pissed.
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Rated, honestly, out of 10. Out of 10. I call it the Bangladesh road cookie. No.
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It's a Bangladesh road cookie. It's the same thing.
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And what I'm saying to you, dude, is this, right? That's free in Bangladesh.
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Close your eyes. Bangladesh road cookie? Yes. do not play that this is so good you know I've said nothing but good things when I take these home it's the Ozempic I'll take the whole thing home great because I fucking love it I can't put anything down just tell me the taste is good it's phenomenal the honest truth I'm going to be real what kind of desserts do you like? I don't know. Duck feet?
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Stavros and Ian Finans, these whites, I know he's Greek, but these whites are my type, but they still get more girls than me.
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You ever had duck feet? Let me be completely and utterly honest with you.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. The flavor was good. The texture is not my thing.
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Yeah, it kind of just crumbles in your mouth and it's not my thing.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's just my own thing. That line is so funny.
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It kind of just crumbles in your mouth. That's delicious.
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It's got like a pumpkin spicy kind of vibe to it. It's phenomenal. It's a white people flavor.
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Giannis' mom and John Stamos' mom would make better cookies.
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Damn. Yeah, yeah. Fuck you. Yeah, fuck you, Stavros. Fuck you. Stavros. Okay, so they're okay, guys. Honestly, bro? Yeah. I don't like this behavior, but man, you're coming out swinging, dude. You're swinging right now. It's insane. I mean, it's the truth, and I'm a truth teller, am I not? You are a truth teller. I lay things out on the table, and I'm all feeling based.
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There you go, truth teller. Look into your glass ball.
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Oh, I see, okay. Read our fortunes. Yes, your mom isn't hairy enough to be Greek.
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I just don't do crystal ball improv. Yeah. Yeah, I've never learned it.
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That's more groundlings. That's groundlings stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you know what, dude? It was pretty good, and thank you so much. But can I be honest with you? If you never brought cookies here again, I wouldn't really even think about it. I would think about it because I'd want them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So bring them for me. Honestly, can you get this trash here? Oh, my God, dude.
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How, dude? How full do you want it to your cup? I mean, come on. They're white.
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I'm being real. I'm being real. I'm being real. Because I don't want it in front of me.
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McCone, if you bring a trash can over here and throw that in the trash can, I'm going to be fucking pissed. Oh, my God. Thank you, McCone.
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Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Don't do this. Don't do this. The disrespect is crazy. Look at my eyes, dude.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Do not throw those in the fucking trash! Beat it. Beat it. Beat it, kid. Then he beats it to the kid? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Garbage.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
How do you say garbage in Greek? Teach him how to say it just so he knows.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Scoopedia. Play it for us. Click it. Yeah. Huh? Scopedia.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
You need to get back in the tent. You need to be more loving.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
You know what's kind of beautiful about that? That is true. He shouldn't be insecure about anything. No, he shouldn't. He's a perfect little being, but why are you? He is. I feel like I'm being attacked.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
That was the point I was trying to make, but the way you said it really hurt me.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
By whom? Okay, let's go back the last 40 minutes. That's not even it. No, that wasn't even it, right? Number one, the fucking short round slams. You started it. Okay, number two, the fucking Franken-dick like I want to suck dick or something. Dude. I don't. I don't want to suck the dick. I don't want to suck the dick, all right? Okay.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
And then number three, to pile it on, you know, he offered everybody in town a role in his movie except me. That's not. Right? Because I'm not versatile enough to play a fucking news anchor, okay?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
They do get whites. Yeah. They get whites. They're white. You get off-white.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah, yeah. Okay. It's fine. Which is an insult to me more than anything.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
His mom never bake him cookies. That's what this is about. His mom never bake him cookies. I see his brain working a thousand miles a minute. His mom never bake him cookies.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Nostorafu. Yeah. Nostorafu. Are you looking forward to it or no? Big time. Yeah, me too. Aren't you? Robert Eggers. I love him. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It'll be fun.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah, I get brown. Is he here? Don't tell him I said that.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Anyway, we're not going to see it. I don't know what it is. It just turned me off. The preview doesn't look good. Coney and I talked about it too. I'm not a huge Dylan guy. Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I know, but even still, my dad's a boomer though. He just never was a Dylan guy either.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Highway 61 revisited. You didn't like that? Blonde on blonde. Blood on tracks.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
You say his name once. Yeah, yeah. But seriously, you do know he's going to get life imprisonment. He can't get off. There's no way they'll let him off. I mean, it was too egregious, the crime.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Well, yeah, because after Vietnam, you kind of were- Fuck you.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
After Vietnam, that's when you found your niche. That's like when you really started to groove.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
You're fresh out of Vietnam. Yeah, you got back.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah. You were two. No, I wasn't even born yet, thank you.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I'm not that old. You did have to siphon through that brain.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Oh, shit, dude. No, you look great. You have a baby face. Thank you, thank you. So when you hear my age... You also kind of have baby hair. Yeah. That's good. That's really good. So 53 is old. No, it's not old, dude. We're just fucking around. It's not. No, I'm just saying, but that's much older than you got. No, you're 40. I'm 41. You're closer to death for sure.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah. Okay. Because of your lifestyle. We've talked about that.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah, I mean, I probably had like life experiences different than you. I think like, you know, when I was in high school, there was no cell phones and stuff. Did you have cell phones when you were in high school? Yeah. Yeah, we didn't have that. Or internet.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
T9. Yeah, T9 texting. People got cell phones. My senior year, people started to like, it started to become a thing.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I did get one at the end of my senior year. Yeah, I did get one.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
A little Nokia brick. And that game Snake, I played like one time 12 hours all day long.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
See, I'm generation, I'm Super Nintendo. Yeah, me too. You're a Super Nintendo too? Mm-hmm. I'm Nintendo first, but then SNES was my shit. Okay, see that, right. So I guess I'm more Nintendo, you're more Super Nintendo. Guess what I am. And you're more Atari. No. That is Atari.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Oh, Intellivision, yeah. You know what Intellivision is? Were you plugged in the fucking thing?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Why would he? Yeah, you're right. There'd be no connection to be made.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
One of your cousins made it. Yeah. Intellivision was incredible. Oh, my God.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That looks pretty fun. They are pretty tight. You didn't know any better. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, the cookies worked. Yeah, it was a cookie.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
my mom heard you cursing right right she'll hit you from anywhere she's good like that there was like in television there was a game that was like a Dungeons and Dragons game but basically it was like this just a box and you were a dot right I remember oh yeah I do know this right like that that was pretty much what it was and I went over to my friend's house and he goes check this out and see where the green is those are areas that you're not supposed to go right bad boy but he goes check this out and he went through into a green area and he goes secret room
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
But I haven't read like one negative comment about him.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
That's because people, look, that's because the society is fed up with the way that things are going in the healthcare industry. Yep. Doesn't mean you should kill a guy though. I think you're right. I think it doesn't mean you'd shoot him. Well, because he had kids. Even if he didn't, you don't kill the guy. You don't kill somebody. Yeah. Can't go out and kill. That's not how we fix everything.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
It is the- Secret room. No one has to know what we do in here.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah, shaky lashing out for no reason. And it's not... I respond to energy.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
And your energy was a little too much. You came in here like you're the boss and I want to push back.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
You wanted to make sure he knew you were the boss.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, so. That looks fun. Congratulations, everybody.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
No, but can I tell you about Dungeons and Dragons real quick?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
There's a Dungeons and Dragons movie that Chris Pine was in. Yeah?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
It's called... What's it called? The End of Thieves or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Honor Among Thieves. That movie was so surprisingly good. Here's my problem. I've heard that.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Here's my key problem. Why is there a Hawkeye in Dungeons & Dragons thing? Well, he's a rogue.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Stavros, now we're back on the same page. He was a rogue.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
He was obviously a rogue. Make this entire cast unattractive. Oh.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
But I really like that movie a lot. That's what every guy who plays thinks they look like.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
That's the irony. Now, if we were in that world, would you get goblin pussy? Me? Without question. Yeah, yeah.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Fairy elf. Every once in a while, you'd get a little goblin pussy. Can I tell you something? Yeah. I'd stick to my elves. I'd stick to my elf, my fairies. I'd stick to my- Fairies are tiny, though.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Imagine fucking a fairy and then she's like, is it in?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
yeah but what would you be would you be a nymph I'd like a nymph I'd be more into those I'd be into alchemy ooh you'd be a wizard a warlock you'd be a warlock like potions you know that's my whole thing I'd want to be one of those big I'd want to have a big axe
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Luigi, the hero of 2024, says that guy. Read all of them. Insanity plea. Oh, they're trying to give him an insanity plea.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
He wants alchemy. Oh, you're like Gimli. I want to be a brute. You're like Gimli. He wants alchemy so he can like pour himself a pocket pussy. Yeah.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I like collecting things, you know what I mean? Like mushrooms and whatnot.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
You're a forger. Yeah, forger. What would you be in that world? Oh, you know, I'd be carrying some sort of weapon. I'd be defending the community. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. I'd be a brute. Yeah, you'd be a brute.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I'd be a brute. No, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. No, dude. You'd be my companion. I'd be a brute. Someone's got to see over the trees. Yeah.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
No, you're like Samwise Gamgee, the emotional support.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yes. No, no, you're a physical man. Okay, how about this? You and I would be a team. Just say that. We'd be a team, and how about this? We'd be a team, you're getting crazy goblin pussy, and I'm focused on the mission.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
And I'm like, stop, we have to go. Let me hit this real quick.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
And then I would say, can I go with you guys? Yeah.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Because I've never seen a dragon before, and I know you guys are going to go hunt that dragon.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Not on this journey. No way. Why are you going to Mount Lonely?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
But then where would you go? Are you going to Carlsbad? Or Bakersfield?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I mean, where are you going? Do you know about the sand people?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Oh, yeah, okay. We're going to see that. Okay, so you wouldn't invite me to the event?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
So let me throw you some things. Damsel in distress, would I get to go?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
TMZ free Luigi mugs and cups on sale use code bad friends at free Luigi despite who the man worked for that's not okay I don't like that they keep doing this I don't like this he was someone's son and a dad he's just a guy what do you mean it doesn't matter if he's a father if he's single if he's married he's a guy you can't fucking just kill a guy in cold blood like you can't you can't you can he did it well but he's gonna suffer the consequences yeah you're gonna go to prison for life
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Ooh, you're not getting invited to the damsel in distress. Oh, interesting.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I wouldn't be mad because you actually invited me into your movie. Okay. Right. It's when you don't invite me is when I get mad. Do you see how that works, fuckface?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
You understand how that works, fuckface? So if you invite me, I'm jolly because I like to feel included, you fuckface.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I'm so sorry. You're right. We would take you on a mission. My bad.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't have read it. Immediate now. Well, everybody at home needs to go watch it. Watch it, because I read a couple of reviews. I'm lying. Go on Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah, go check it out.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
All right. Now go to Borderlands. See what I got. What did that get?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Oh, man. Okay. That's bad. It's not bad. I got a couple of those. It's fine. It is what it is.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Me time's got to be at 5% maybe. Maybe 4.5%. Seven.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Well, because it just doesn't matter. It's just they pump these things out.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
That's the thing. They just pump them out. But you know what? They're not pumping out Let's Start a Cult. They're not pumping out stuff like that.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Go watch it. Yeah, but guys like us, though, right? We're in movies like this. They're fine because they're like, oh, I got nine movies I'm about to do. And they just got- Him and I are going to be like, okay, I guess this is it. Yeah. This is what we get. Yeah, this is what we got this year. You know what I mean? It sucks.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah. Well, go watch Let's Start a Call. Go see Stavi, baby, on tour. Buy the count. You know I love the coffee.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Let's go have dinner. What a fun- No, we'll have dinner tonight. Let's have dinner. Let's go. All right. Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Holy smoke, Dr. Jones. By the way, you know how much happier- Let's go around.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
How much happier would- Indy, Indy, holy smoke. I love it. I know you do, buddy. How happy would society be if he just punched him? then you would get nothing. Just knock him out then. If you're so angry, would have made the same news, you wouldn't be on the run.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Maybe we added a fourth. We don't know. Who knows? Come out and see me, Minneapolis. I love you guys. AndrewSantino.com. Go to AndrewSantino.com. Who are these two idiots?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
But you also imagine all the people that have died because of United Health Insurance.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I know, but he is a symbol of it. And it's like he has some power. Sure, but you can't advocate.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Does he not have any power? You can't advocate for murdering him because of it. Yeah. It doesn't make sense. You can't. I mean, I'm sorry. You just cannot. No, I'm not sorry.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah, yeah, you're from the streets. That's how they handle things in Poway. Bobby is pro-assassination.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
No, I'm not pro-assassination. I feel empathy for his family. You know what I mean? You feel empathy for Luigi? No, for Brian Thompson. Is that his name? I have no idea. Yeah, Brian Thompson's family. Funny, we know the killer, not the killed. Yeah, yeah.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
That's a symptom of America. Look at this here. There he is. There he is. What's up, buddy? Love. And give me a calendar. Is that from Mama Stavros?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
You got to get these calendars, guys. These calendars are incredible. We hang them up in the front room of our studio. Wow. Don't give any away. I don't want anybody to see any photos. Wow. Stavi, baby.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
How'd you get her? I don't know how you got her, but that's great.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
So let me say something. You're not on Ozempic, right? I'm not.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Have you ever thought about getting on it? Because I'm on it.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Stand up and show him your stomach. It's unbelievable. He's losing his butt.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
He's losing his BBL. It's going away. That's what we're concerned about.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Try Huel with 15% off today using code BADFRIENDS at my.huel.com slash BADFRIENDS. Hey, Bad Friends! I'm finishing up my tour in 2025. Happy 2025 to you. Let's finish it beautifully before I shoot my special Chicago. This week, I'm in my hometown of the Chicago Theater. I think it's sold out. Maybe some standby tickets. Come see me. Then I go to Durham, North Carolina. Come on, Durham. Show up.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I want my ass to be tan. Whoa, dude, look at those calves, dude. You know what I'm saying?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
It's raining and fucking... By the way, it could either be tan with you or gout. I have no idea.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah, anyway. They survived. They survived. McCone! Good boy.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yo, your mom makes the best shit on earth. They're so good. Mama Jalquias is honestly... Baclavá.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
We're bad friends. You know, I've been watching all the Indiana Jones, and I know which one I like. You know which one do you like?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
What's your favorite Indiana Jones movie? Oh, my God. The first one. Everyone's is the first one. Why do you keep asking that?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Okay, can I tell you about the second? Because I rewatched all of them yesterday.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I don't read them. Let me say something about it. I'm mad at two. I'm mad at the Temple of Dune. I'll tell you why.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
because when I was a kid I saw that movie and then they're in some Indian palace the food comes out and in my mind I think that that's Indian food right they bring out a gigantic bow constrictor and then they open it and there's 50,000 other snakes in it now they still do have that dish There's another one where it's a tray full of beetles. Yeah, the beetle.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
And they eat the underbelly of the beetle. I don't remember this. And then monkey brains. Monkey brains is my favorite part. And I remember as a kid, I'm like, oh, I don't like Indian food.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I don't want to eat, Dr. Jones. I don't like monkey brains. Yeah, yeah. I forgot. I've run into monkey brains.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Zoom into that photo. No, go back to the. That's a monkey. Yeah. Zoom in. Yeah. The original photo you were just at. Not that one. Go back to the first one. Now zoom in. You see that guy right there? Oh, yeah. That's a white guy that they just got all dressed up.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
All right, right, right. So funny. And that's Steven Spielberg's wife.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah. It is his wife. Yeah. You think that's how she got it?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I think she auditioned. She went through the process.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
It was an offer over. I bet she read three or four times for that.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Oh, really? And remember that guy eating the monkey brains? Yeah. Look, Eric Griffin made it into the film somehow. Yeah, yeah, there he is. Wow. Eric's in it. He looks good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How clearly is that Jell-O? Go back. Look, they didn't even try. Sometimes you see special effects and stuff like that in the movies today, and you're like, it looks too cheap. Go back to the original Jell-O.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Look, that's Jell-O. That's just Jell-O. They could have tried a little bit.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah. I don't want to school you guys. School me, kiddo. Can I school you for a second? Please. That's frozen monkey brain. Oh. That's why it's that color, dude. Sorry about that, dude.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
No. Yes. It has nothing to do with short round. I think the third one's the best one.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I don't know, dude. You're moving at the speed of light right now.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
I don't know how it works. Way too fast. I'm just going to correct you guys. It's not just regular monkey brains.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
That's the best one. It's not the best one. Number one is the best one.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Yeah. But in the temple, my dog. He also runs into Hitler.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
The third one. Yeah. Yeah, with Sean Connery. Which one was that called? The Last Crusade. The Last Crusade. The Last Crusade. You know, Lost Ark is okay. I think it's great. It's not bad. Yeah. Lost Ark is amazing. The first one? I haven't watched any of those in so long. I know, because the reason why I'm re-watching it is because I'm playing the video game. Oh, on Xbox? Fuck.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
She was so hot, by the way. She was a Nazi. The Nazi was hot.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Oh, she was hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Such a hot Nazi, dude. And she had to read a bunch of times. She had to read a bunch of times. No, no.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
No, I saw the documentary. Really? She got the role? She got the role offered. Oh. That's awesome.
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
You know who she kind of looks like right there? Who? She kind of looks like Einhorn as Finkel Finkel as Einhorn. Oh, yeah. She does. Who is that actress that played in Ace Ventura? Who played that? Sean Young. What was that?
Bad Friends
Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee
Because honestly, this was so ahead of its time. An androgynous. Well, she played a girl so well that could have been a guy that we didn't even question it when they said it was a guy.
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In the Presence of a Movie Star
I'm in dreaming right now. I'm going to check for you in 15 minutes. I'm going to check for you?
Bad Friends
In the Presence of a Movie Star
It's an app. It's an app. Yeah, yeah. It's a free app, right?
Bad Friends
In the Presence of a Movie Star
You You don't have a fucking email. He's your email. You don't even. Why are you screaming at me?
Bad Friends
In the Presence of a Movie Star
Dude, the British are so funny. No, wait. Come to Lord Davenport's and fuck money blue. Give me Lord Davenport. I got to see this fucking guy. In LA, there's a guy named Lord Davenport? No, clearly this guy's in England.
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In the Presence of a Movie Star
What are you talking about? What are you doing right now? Tim Dillon. What are you doing right now?
Bad Friends
In the Presence of a Movie Star
No, I'm fucking, dude, I'm Norm. Yeah, thank you. No, I'm Norm. No, you're not, dude. I'm Norm. You're a pretentious artist.
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Prime Video bringt spannende Unterhaltung. Erlebe Starkoch Andreas Caminada und seine Freunde in Dinner Club, enthalten in Prime.
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Er ist so klein. Wer redest du über? Unser adoptiertes Kind. Meine Damen und Herren, liebe Fans von Bad Friends, es ist eine Ehre, ein Privileg, ein unglaublicher Moment in unserer Zeit mit diesem Show. Wir haben zwei unglaublich gut respektierte, erzielt, erstaunliche Leute.
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Bitte erinnern Sie sich an ihre Namen. Bitte erinnern Sie sich an ihre Namen.
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Erlebe die neue Crime-Serie Mobland mit Tom Hardy, Pierce Brosnan und Helen Mirren. Jetzt nur auf Paramount+.
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Was für ein Duo. Was für ein Duo. Abbott und Costello würden wir lieber nicht haben.
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Das ist nichts wie das. So not close. He does this a lot. What happened to Garfunkel? Nobody gives a shit. Is he alive? He's alive, Dave. I don't know. Is he really alive? Is Garfunkel still alive? And that's how dark and mean this is. And you know what happens on this show? We shouldn't say anybody's name. We talk about people on this show and within how long? Six months? They die.
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Yeah, yeah. We did that to the Pope. People think J.D. Vance killed him? No, we did.
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No, but I'm not kidding. We literally just talked about the Pope. We were just talking about him. Nothing negative. And then, boom, he dies. So all of our fans are like, please don't talk about people anymore on the show.
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Yes, Arkon Falco is alive. He was born on November 5th, 1941.
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Isn't it incredible that you're David Mamet, such an incredible writer? A Pulitzer Prize winner. You can't even read four words without anything complex inside of it.
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I'm a genius, right? I know you. I've given you so many compliments. If I give you another one today, it'd be uncomfortable.
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Egal, worauf du stehst, das alles gibt's hier. Prime Video. Klicke oder tippe auf das Banner, um mehr zu erfahren.
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Es war ein, nicht ein Dwarf, aber er ist ein kleiner Mann, Dean Del Rey. Wir kennen einen kleinen Mann, der T-Shirts sammelt. Und ich war in einem Haus und er sagt, willst du das für 50? Und ich sage, ja.
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2700 Dollar. Ja, aber das ist ein Remake, David. Das ist ein Original. Das ist wie ein Print. Das ist ein Lithograph.
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Ich liebe Exile Main Street. Ich liebe Let It Bleed. Ich mag die Band. Ja, ja, ja. Es heißt Made Worn, Leute.
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Ja, er geht zu diesen... Es gibt eine Firma, die Made Worn nennt. Sie machen das. Es ist wie ein Fake-Retro-Shirt.
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Oh, das ist großartig. Weißt du was? Ich wusste, dass du das tun wirst. Siehst du diese Schuhe, Bobby?
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Das sind eigentlich gewonnen. Das sind gewonnen. Das ist gewonnen gewonnen.
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Diese sind nicht gewonnen. Diese sind nicht gewonnen. Und diese sind genannt Golden Goose. Und sie kommen... Nein, Bobby.
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Weißt du, was wirklich nicht gut ist? Die Leute, die auf diese Sachen kommen und die Kans nicht tragen, weil... um irgendeinen Grund. Ja, manche Leute mögen sie nicht. Ja, aber David Mamet trägt Kans.
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Du magst die Art, wie sie sich fühlen? Ja. Wenn David Mamet Kans trägt, tragen wir Kans. Und jeder muss Kans tragen. Jeder trägt Kans.
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None of us are gonna wear cans. This show's gonna be crazy. If anybody cannot wear cans, it's him. It's Dave Mamet.
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No, I'm just a regular guy. He's a normal guy like us. Just a regular guy. No, it's Dave Mamet.
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You never call, you never... Because I don't want to mess it up. We got a good thing going. You know when you got a good relationship with somebody who you really respect and then you never want to talk to them?
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Oh, yes, except for the respect part. A good relationship I never want to fucking talk to. We talk only when we need to talk. We're like a really smooth married couple.
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Er ist nie da. Wir haben ihn adoptiert, David. Wir haben einen Dwarfen. Einen kleinen Dwarfen. Einen kleinen schwarzen Dwarfen. Ja, wir haben Glück gehabt. Das hat die Lotterie gewonnen. Und er ist so klein.
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A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. Ho hum, down in the bayou, we got legs that are tired, lights that flicker in the night.
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They can live through anything. They lived through the Holocaust. Yeah.
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Fancy's like, we're cutting all this. Are we? Some of it. The black guy thing, that's tough. Whoa, look at that. Look at that. And I love it when they defend themselves. That's how they got so strong, swinging axes at dogs. Look how buff that guy is. This is nuts. It's not nuts. Honestly, though? Yeah, yeah. The other one that was bad was Michelle Trachtenberg died the same day, right?
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In New York. Oh, that's not here? Yeah, it was in New York.
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They found him a day later? Oh, yeah. It's a Hollywood tribal.
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Okay, we've talked about it on this show. People die in threes. Who's next? Who's the third? Let's guess.
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Hold on. Let me think of the name. Hold on. Okay, I was going to say, on the count of three, we have to think of a name together. Okay.
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And snap, snap, snap. What are you looking at? Come on over here.
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And one dog. Yeah, let me say something. The dog was in the kennel, which I think is a little strange. Don't you let your dogs free roam? I free roam my dog. I free roam, dog.
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Why do you keep going like this with your hair? Because I'm emo, dude.
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No, they're... I was shopping with my fiance at... Ooh! Now he's changing again. Ooh! It's continuity. No, we were just saying. Why does everyone have to use these mics? Why can't they find a better system? This is one of the best mics in the game. You've been complaining since you've been here, Benny. Yeah. What are you complaining?
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I wanted you to put on your shirt, and I thought you looked beautiful. Thank you so much.
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You don't like these mics? As someone who is a professional. No, I do like these mics, but I don't understand why there's not a version at this point where it's like we're like, hands-free, well, we already are hands-free, but we're like, there's nothing in our face, we're not wearing a headphone, we're just talking in a room.
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I know, I know. Well, okay, okay. Here's what it is. She's like a homebody, like her favorite thing to do. Let's not talk about a woman's body on the show. That's so diminutive. Your wife's body is insane, man. I know, I'm shaming. Yeah. Her body's like a house. It's a big, burly house. No, she just likes to chill at home. So do you, though. Yeah, yeah, I'm like a big chill.
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Like, I don't want to go to, like, we're not going to... Like, we want to, like, chill at... That's us every night. Every night I go there.
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Wait, are any of you guys sober? No, you're not. I'm in the program. Okay, okay, okay. Are you in the program? I'm not, I'm not.
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Why can't he fit in it? He's saying that I'm fat. I think you fit in that easily. Thank you, Benny. Do you actually think he can't fit in it?
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Are you on Ozempic? He is. Actually? Yeah. Why are you on Ozempic?
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Okay, let's see. It fits. It fits perfectly. It fits good. It's perfect.
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Wait, are you actually on Ozempic? Yeah, I am. Really? Not Ozempic. He's on the other one. Manjaro.
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No, there is no Wugovic. You just made up Wugovic. No, Wugovic. Hey, dude, we're not as successful as you. We can't afford premium brand. What are you talking about? That shirt was $9,000. I know.
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Congratulations, brother. That's a move. I like when you hear sober stories about that.
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What were you like drunk?
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So we're clear. That means you have a problem With like 500 bucks I go razzle-dazzle baby buy everyone food and I just go, hey, I want 200 bucks of food. And he goes, what do you want? And I go, you tell me. I love that energy. I love that energy.
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All I do is win, win, win, no matter what.
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I'm joking. I'm joking. She's not here.
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Anyway, I don't want to look at a woman like a flashlight I want to look at her like a human with a soul and then you know after after getting to know a human You decide if you want to do those things I think the problem productive when you get when you have kids and you get have girls and you get older It's a lot easier to get rid of your life, you know, that's fair because then you start going like shit like I remember the first time I got on porn and I was like
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Like, you know, I mean, you know, I don't know. Show us.
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All the women in there are not going to get this, but they're like college teen. And you're like, you know, when you're young, you look at it because you're like 22. At 52, you're like, ugh, I got one of those in my house. The fuck am I watching?
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Yeah, yeah. Well, hang on. Let me start. Let me start. There's two things I get off my chest, okay? I'm going to start with you, and I'm going to obsess about this. I'm going to obsess about this. Day one, I was a ride or die for Richard Jewell.
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I'm just talking to white guys right here.
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When you have a black dad, do you talk to, do you have the birds and the bees? Do you have, do you talk, do you ever talk to your dad about jerking off or anything like that? Never in my life.
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Day one, day one, I was in Atlanta right before the bombing happened. When you did it, you did such an amazing fucking job in that goddamn movie. Listen, you've had a great body of work. Everything you do is amazing. But that one movie, man, that guy got railroaded. He got fucked. It's a tearjerker. Oh, it really is. It really is.
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No, I remember my first grandparent that died, and then they were like, my cousin, we're at the funeral, and he's like, you know, if you touch yourself, she can see. And I was like, oh, fuck. I went into the bathroom. I must have been like fucking 12. And I was like... Hey, listen, here's the deal. I do this.
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You're fucking crazy. I was like, I'm not going to stop. I can't stop.
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I had this conversation with a fucking apparition, and I was like, so I don't know what to tell you, but maybe you look away or whatever, but I'm going to keep doing this. I can't stop. I thought it meant you were gay if you jerked off.
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I'm gay. I'm cool. I'm being gay. What's the connection? Because you're touching a dick.
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What are you talking about? Yeah, it's like that scene from fucking Straight Outta Compton. You get arrested in a bathroom? No, I just thought, I didn't know jerking off was a thing people did. No one talked about it, no one brought it up to me. In high school, and they would make fun of you if you jerked off. They'd be like, it means you're gay. And I was like, well, I guess I'm gay.
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I guess I'm gay, but I'm a weird gay that only likes women, but likes myself. So I'm into my own dick pretty heavily. I wish I didn't fucking have these thoughts. I wish I was like, I'm like the whitest dude alive.
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I think we're tied. Oh my gosh. I haven't even told you what I'm making yet.
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So I have made a, kind of like a spaghetti bolognese, but I'm doing it with triangle pasta, and what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna fry them. So I'm gonna cook them, then I'm gonna fry them so they'll be a little crispy. And this is the tour de France, no? Piece de... Tour de France. Yeah, the bite, you know. Piece de resistance.
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Yeah, Tour de Forest, yeah. This is what I've been cooking all day for you guys. And I think you're gonna be really excited.
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So I put short ribs... in a pot this morning at 10 in the morning, and I've been cooking them in a stock, and I just wanna show you one to see what we got. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna pull apart, I'm gonna make a sauce out of this reserve.
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I'm then gonna pull apart some so it's inside there, but then I'm gonna give us each one of the most beautiful short ribs you've ever seen on top of that with a little creme fraiche.
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Bro, you got some layers to you, dude. This is like some amazing description. That is like, look at it jiggle. Look at the jiggle. This is, I'm talking, I mean, I'm being serious.
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That's a great transition to wrestling. Let's talk wrestling. Fantastic. So, first and foremost, you're doing your first, not your first, I've seen that you've been doing a bunch of shit online, but you're doing something Saturday night, right?
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I'm cutting in front of you. I'm so sorry. Go ahead.
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It was as fun as anything. Hang on, so let's talk generation of wrestling. When did you guys, who were you watching?
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And I worked on a TV show with Cody Rhodes, and I said to Cody, first night we were having a glass of whiskey, and I said, I'm gonna give you a heads up, I don't know anything about wrestling, so like, I'm gonna just let you know.
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Yeah, and I was like, but I just didn't want to go, I know who your dad is, obviously. And then I started going through the list, I know who the Von Erics are, I know this, that, and that, and I started going through the list, and he was like, by the end of the night, I was talking about Ric Flair versus Kerry Von Erick in Houston, I think it was. Ooh. He was like, I'm going to stop you.
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You're like a wrestling fan. I went, no, I'm not. And he goes, no, you are. You just think you're not. He goes, you watched all the OGs. Like, I could do his dad's promo reads verbatim. I mean, his dad's a legend to me. I would argue I've modeled my career after his dad.
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So at the end I went, oh, shit, I'm like a legit wrestling fan. And then I was like, oh, yeah, I've watched it my whole life. I'm obsessed with it. It takes you away from wherever you are. I would argue it's an emotional roller coaster in the sense that you forget about your life. You're involved in the thing just like a great movie. And I love wrestling. I love wrestling.
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And I think it's the coolest shit out there.
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I love that statement because that's the statement. When you're not into wrestling, you don't get it. and you mock it. And it's easy to mock. But when you get it, you're like, hey man, it's kind of my thing. And why shit on someone's thing? Why not just let them have their thing?
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We're talking wrestling. Don't think we're not going to FaceTime.
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Okay, let's talk straight wrestling then, okay? Favorite wrestler.
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So wait. Let's give Hulk his props.
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No, we're rolling. Oh, we are? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Anybody will tell you that. That's not what I heard. Right now, the roster's skinny and acrobatic. No, no, no, no, no.
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He talks about his steroid use a lot.
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All right, all right.
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No. My guy is always Kerry Von Erich. Dusty Rhodes, Kerry Von Erich. I'm old school. I love The Rock. I love The Rock and what he's done. I love watching everything about him. I think he is inspirational. I think he's awesome. Rick Rude was like... I got to party with Ric Flair, and that was cool.
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They should never talk.
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Spike Lee and Clint Eastwood have a thing?
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I think I'm going to have it all right now. No problem. Want a little more alcohol? Oh, maybe try it with a splash of Poroso's or mix it with your favorite tropical cocktail. Light Strike Hard Refresher is launching nationally this month with two flavors, Lemon Lime, which I have right here, and Orange Mango. Drink them cold or you can pour them over ice like I did.
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And watch how fast it disappears. That is damn good. That is damn good. You know what it tastes like? The rest of the bottle. That is damn good. That is really good. You know what it tastes like? It tastes like the kind of sports drink you drink as a kid when your mom would pick you up and go run into the store and you can get one drink and you grab a big bottle of that stuff.
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I'm going to make some kale for us just so that we're healthy. That's hot. Yay. I'm going to put butter in it because I want it to taste good.
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So do you cook for yourself?
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I'm going to taste our sauce. I think I might need some spices.
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Hold on, hold on. Hang on, not to interrupt. Foreign language could... It's all right, bro.
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Jesus Christ. It's not a lie. This is Lunell's fault. Foreign language cooking shows on Netflix are the best products you will ever find. Okay. No English. No English. Just food. No English. Just food. Shut the fuck up. Deal. I mean, fucking amazing.
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By the way, I want you to see every white face in that room that just went, hmm.
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You're gonna love this salad. So I am just doing a burrata with olive oil and garlic over it. Oh, gangster. With... I did this before and it turned out so good, but the garlic on the burrata is so nice. And then the heirloom tomatoes with a little touch of salt.
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And some basil is so fricking good. You hit it with some salt. Man, I can't believe I got to burrata so late in life.
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And then, okay, secondly, your dad's a fucking legend. Yeah, he's pretty tough. I mean, like, you have created an amazing career for yourself. But, man, I can't imagine what it's like. I'm dying to know your auntie and uncle list. Like, the people you call auntie and uncle have got to be insane.
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My wife's family?
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That's too funny to not explore that bit. So start me with the first generation of Jackson's.
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All chefs take offense when you get it well done.
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But never had it growing up. So wait, can I tell you a good Indian food story? Please. Tell us whatever you want, bro. We're here.
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I'd never had Indian food in my entire life, right? And so I go to... I'm in a strip club in Russia. That's crazy.
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Holy shit. And I never had Indian food, right? And so I was like... And so the strippers... So they're postmates. I get a lap dance and... The strippers clearly had Indian food, and I had never smelt it before. So if you smell it for the first time, it's pretty aggressive, right? So I'm like, ugh, I'm getting the fuck out of here. This smells horrific.
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First date with my wife, she takes me to an Indian restaurant. I'd never had Indian food. And I walked in, and I go, oh, it smells like a Russian whorehouse. And then I had Indian food, and at the meal, I went, they had Indian food. What?
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By the way, I'm saucing this the fuck up.
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I want to hear that story. He took you to Lane Bryant.
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I'm going to push one out of the White House.
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Yeah. Hey, no lie. How many times did I sit on that flight from Stockholm to Holland?
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna give you a hack right now.
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You ready? All right. If you have to fart on a plane, usually if you fart, you have to fart a couple times. Go to the flight attendant, you ask for a little coffee pod, those little prepackaged coffee pods. This is crazy. Put it under your asshole and you fart into that. No one smells it. Is that a mic drop? I don't know how to feel.
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All right, this is burrata roasted garlic with olive oil and heirloom tomatoes. I need to put a little salt on this. And then these are short ribs. Guys, when I say I thought about this meal more than anything, I bought these Sunday with Leanne, grocery shopping, and I got the perfect cuts for you guys. Because I know how we like food, right? We do. And this short rib should fall apart.
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By the way, if you don't even get to the pasta, I'm cool with it.
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Will I get to the pasta? I've toasted this pasta so that it's cooked, but it's a little crunchy and butter. It should be amazing. Gentlemen, enjoy, please. Oh, you need forks in that? Oh, I got one.
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I love... It'll make it taste better. There's one thing I love. It's a show of religion. I love that shit.
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So just try this. Just all I want you to do. All right.
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See if your fork goes through that first piece. Wow.
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It does. It's really great. When you cook all day, you're thinking about someone. Fuck. Leanne Chrysler, get in here. Leanne Chrysler, get in here.
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Baby, I just want you to try.
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You too, how are you?
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Oh God, it's hot. Hold on. Looks good. Is it good?
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Wow. Just put the whole thing in your mouth.
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Oh, that's really good.
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I know, that's what all of us were like, kale in the middle? And I think what it does is it holds on to the sauce.
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You guys are so funny. I'm enjoying your chat.
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When you think of, like, when you think, I mean, female hip-hop, you had Yo-Yo, who was, like, early, right? Well, first of all, you had Roxanne Chanté. Roxanne Chanté was, like, First generation? Bro, she had that beef with UTFO. UTFO. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was nice. I make you feel hotter than it is. R-O-X-A-N-N-E.
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This turned out really well.
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Hey, do we need another drink maybe? Can we get another round of drinks? You cook these perfectly, bro. You know, Martim said that the best way to do them is to cook them and then fry them. Perfect. So they're a little crispy. So it's not al dente. They're cooked. But they got a little bit of fry to them. I think it's a sexy way to do pasta. Keep going.
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Oh, that was my rule. That was my rule. Keep going. I'm sorry. I'm not here sharing rules.
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I love this. You are a brother to me. Keep going.
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Rookie move. Who are you telling? Back in the day, OGs, Olympic Gardens was the shit. The shit. Boy, one time, an old man one time, I watched a guy walk past an old man. And I just heard an old man go, boy, don't suck on her titties. She lets everyone suck on her titties. You're going to get sick. Wow. It's actually sound advice. It's really sound advice. By the way, it's really sound advice.
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Make that our clip for this episode.
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That was crazy. But, like, then you think of, like, where female hip-hop is today with Cardi B and Doji. Oh, my God.
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Bro. There's a line from one of my favorite movies. One of my favorite movies. I watched Den of Thieves on the flight from New York. Dude, congrats on that, man. Den of Thieves 2. Den of Thieves 2, congrats. And congrats on Den of Thieves 3.
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Dude. Yep. The best part is I kind of respect Bob. Like, I respect the fucking fire inside him to start a fire. Starting a fire in a building. You guys are younger than me. You don't remember. Starting a fire was a big deal when we were kids.
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We didn't have cell phones. We started fires all the time.
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How many fires did you start as a kid? A million. Yeah. You guys had cell phones. What the fuck? Dude, starting a fire...
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Do you ever play with matches?
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Wait, where did you guys come up with the name?
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I don't think I know your full story. Yeah. Like, where did you grow up?
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Oh, that's right. I already knew that. Did you not watch The Crow? I'm a great listener. So wait, did you move out here to get into stand-up?
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Like, I wanted to be one of those guys. Fucking Phil Seymour Hoffman. Amazing. Fucking legend.
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How many people told you, because when you go to acting class, it's all beautiful people, and they're the ones that everyone surrounds. And then regular people like me and you, they go like, yeah, it's going to be a journey for you.
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Can you tell me for a little bit about the new movie you have coming out? I just saw the trailer the other day. It's The Luckiest Man in the World, Luckiest Man on Earth.
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Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, ATL, dude. One of my favorite lines in that movie. I don't know if you heard, light-skinned dudes ain't in style no more.
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It looks so good.
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The guy with the, I don't know how to say his name right.
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Yeah, he's doing great.
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I think that's so cool that people smoke cigarettes still.
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I don't smoke at all. You and nicotine at all?
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So I need something to do. There's a number of reasons I don't do a ton of movies. But I've turned down a lot of projects because I just don't want to sit. I feel like I'm wasting my life on someone's set. It's crazy.
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He crushed it. Dude, he's... I mean, I don't know, man. Like, okay.
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What's your favorite song you guys has? That's where boring kills us. Hold on. Let me tell you what your dad's best song is.
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Who's number one?
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Let's see this. Do you call him cube or dad? Definitely don't call him cube. Call him dad.
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I mean, I can tell you where I was when I heard that.
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No, my dad was a lawyer. The, uh, what? Sorry. My digestive closings. Keep going. I was outside my house on a mid circle and I came out and I put it in and I listened to it and I went, oh, this shit's fucking hot, like crazy. I remember all the shit top to bottom that your dad's done. And it was like, it's bizarre to me.
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Like, only other person I've, if I ever met your dad, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd never meet him. So I did, I did it with Big Boy. I'm a big, big, I'm a, because of the South. Big Boy. I ran into him at a concert. Oh, okay. I was a big boy. Yeah, we did a, I met him too. I geeked out on him at fucking, at Ram Stadium. I lost my shit on him. Yeah. But I'm a hip-hop fan. And I know it's 52.
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It's not cool to be fucking, it's like you seem like an old man. Hip-hop is hip-hop, dude. Man, I would dress as Tupac. When fucking All Eyes on Me came out, I dressed as Tupac. I put on khakis and I fucking... Where is that photo?
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Buddy, buddy, buddy. Lock that shit in, bro. Okay, I need you, bro.
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She fucking, she's been training for this therapy with her therapist.
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She scheduled a doubleheader so that she can fucking, if she doesn't win the first one, she'll come in and win the second one.
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And then whoever wins the last one's the winner. And I know. Lock in, bro. Lock that shit in, bro. What's the song I'm listening to?
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How many times do you think in therapy I'm going to go, book, book. I'm winning this therapy tomorrow. There's no fucking way. That bag sucks, and I'm bringing that bag to therapy. I'm bringing that bag to therapy.
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Best of luck. Good luck.
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I've smoked her so many times. I know, man. And right now what she did, she's got so many L's under her belt, she's trying to get her head above water, right? She's the Clippers, I'm the Lakers. But we play in the same stadium. And right now, she has cheated in therapy. And she has talked about what she's going to talk about in couples therapy with her therapy.
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I haven't been training for this therapy. Yeah, that was crazy. There's no training.
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Yeah. You know, I'm like Jordan. I roll in four beers deep after 18 holes of golf, and I still dunk on you. And just call it the flu game.
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What's up, Stacey? Sit down. What should I wear? Should I dress up a little bit?
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I can't wait for therapy to buy a double header. I'm bringing cocktails. I'm going to make cocktails. I'm going to get her drunk.
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I told her, the first therapy I went into, I said, yo, if I show up drunk, is that going to be a problem? She went, nope. I went, cool. Nice. Hey, that's a good start. She was like, do you drink a lot? I said, no, sometimes if I'm working, I may have to drink. And then if I come here in the middle of work, I don't want it to be an issue. And she went, no, I don't give a shit. I was like, done.
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Sometimes I get shit done.
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Are you nervous about doing the Chris Farley thing?
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All right, so that will be our Amistad, right? Okay. Like when you play Chris Farley, that'll be like for white dudes, he's our guy. He's our Martin Luther King.
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Robin Harris is the motherfucker.
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Amistad threw me off. It was a bad analogy. I was thinking of fucking Harriet Tubman. I didn't say that.
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Buddy, I'm expecting an invite to the premiere. I am not a big fan of Farways. And now, where are you at? Because part of me feels like me and you are brothers in the sense that work is work and it's fun. And you're getting offered all these things that are kind of like... I think when you started there, I mean, when you started, you did Richard Jewell. That's so fucking difficult.
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But what's your... Do you have a project in mind that you go... Man, my thing is I want to play dot, dot, dot. I want to, like, you have, like, a project where you have your head where you go, man, the coolest thing I could do would be to play... I don't fucking even think of, like, who...
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It's nothing but the name, dude.
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Same shirt. It says Al Chrysler. It said Ice Cube. And it's got my dad just going, I don't know. And Shaq next to him.
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By the way, T.J. Jefferson is fucking amazing. What a guy. What a fucking guy. And the best clip on the internet, if you want to find it, is when you found out that what's-his-name got traded. Luka Doncic, bro. It is one of the most... Oh, I haven't seen this. Can I tell you, if it didn't have the title on there of what it was, I would think someone in your family died.
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Yeah, exactly.
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15-year-old self is the shit. It is the shit. When you get into, like, just being... The guy's so grateful for the shit happening. Yeah. Guys, this was an amazing fucking episode. I have to tell you, I can't tell you thank you enough. I will simply say that the two men you are are perfect. They'll ever change. They'll ever be anything else. God damn it, I fucking love you guys. This was awesome.
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What's going on? I have a tattoo gun.
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God dang. All right, and we have food for the crew right here. Thank you. Great episode. Great episode. This episode was brought to you by The Machine.
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is what they call a prodigy guitar. He is amazing. He is brilliant. And by the way, they're bringing Bush with you. Are you kidding me? Morgan Wade? This is a night you're not going to want to miss. For a full list of dates and to secure your tickets right now, visit shinedown.com. My new special, Lucky, is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out. I wish I didn't fucking have these thoughts.
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and everyone's got their own story, and if you don't represent the story the way I want to hear it told, then I'm out. And it's crazy. It changed hip-hop. It changed hip-hop forever. Keep going.
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I mean, what kind of weight on, it's a weird question for a dad to ask a son.
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When you think about it, because you're like, yo, listen, just giving you a heads up. So like, America loves me. I changed culture in our country. In the world, I changed culture. Would you show them how I did it?
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Absolutely, bro. Studied my role for over 20 years. I would have gone in, because if I do an impression of my dad, my dad doesn't find it kind. I'm like, huh? What did he say?
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But like, I know I'm Ice Cube.
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Surprisingly. You'd think with diversity they'd have one white guy audition for Twin Powell came this close. Jason Williams auditioning for Snoop Dogg.
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I wish I was like, I'm like the whitest dude alive.
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Not to tell you about your dad, but you're in character. Yeah. It's creepy to look at your eyes right now. That looks like the fucking natural born kid.
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Fuck yeah. You're like the Dirk Diggler of acting. You're like the Dirk Diggler of white guys. You're like, wow, that's it. That's the shit.
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Hey, I'm going to drink. I don't think these guys drink, but I'm drinking. Oh, I drink. What do you want?
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You hear I don't get offered 100 Santa Claus rolls?
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You should do a biopic of one of your dad's movies. You got this basketball league, right? I'm so down. I'm so down. What were you going to say? I cut you off. I'm sorry.
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Tequila? Tequila? You sure you don't want vodka? Because I know a guy that owns a great vodka brand that is so good.
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Yeah, this business is crazy because you do something and you do it well, and then people see you as that, so you do it more, and then they're like, well, that's all you can do. And you're like, no, but that was the thing you liked. It's like my wife's great at blowjobs. Is she here? My wife's amazing at blowjobs.
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I mean, it's like wild. Like when you meet her, you look at her, you're like, no way. I'll bring her in. I'll bring her in. And you look at her and you wouldn't be like, that's not a throat. I don't know how to feel.
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She's got great boobs.
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Wait, are you married?
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I'll take that. Let's do two double osos of soda. And then you're sober, right?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
No. I dislike... Like crippling addiction. I dislike losing a lot more than I enjoy winning, so gambling seems like a bad thing for me to do.
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I mean, it matters a lot. I care about it.
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Well, in this case, it's going into a thing, so you want it to incorporate with the broccoli well, so you want to not get any giant chunks and giant bites of stuff.
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I just had the best carne asada tacos in the world not that long ago.
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No.
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Invented carne asada?
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No, no, no. That's not. I would love to meet that guy.
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210 years old? He's so old. Just the first guy to grill steak.
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No, but it was a deeply educational thing. We shot some stuff for it. I got to do research for a new book I'm working on. And yeah, it's like ground zero for the best carne asada in the world is in Hermosillo, which is the capital of Sonora. And it's just an amazing thing. It's like a lifestyle down there. Carne asada is like...
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deeply important and everything from street tacos to high-end taquerias to sit-down taquerias with full table service and a wine cellar and just incredible, incredible stuff.
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That's raw.
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Yeah, basically we're, you want this to taste good by itself. So you're cooking down, essentially, like broccoli and sausage is one of the great combinations in the world. And when you cook it all done together, it gets soft, then you roll it into pizza dough and then bake it and slice it and eat it. And it's a great thing.
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You know what's a new one for you that's become a comfort food for you is soborodon, the Japanese ground chicken rice bowls.
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It's like a super easy, quick, simple at-home dinner that's very popular in a lot of home cooking in Japan. It's basically ground chicken cooked with, like, Sake, soy, and mirin. But here's the thing. And then you just have it over, like, steamed rice. I can't give that answer because it's so annoying.
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If you say ground chicken rice bowl, it sounds like you grew up in Texas.
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Very good. There you go. That's good work you got going on there.
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He'll be awful if he said it himself.
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I mean, I guess celebrity is a weird word. I don't even know who counts as a celebrity.
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No.
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Yeah, I mean, to me, like, celebrity chefs were the ones I grew up watching on TV. So Ming, Bobby Lee.
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I was like, how old is he? Bobby Flay. Lydia Bastianich was, like, one of my, like, old school PBS Italian food loves. Oh, wow. You know, Mario was a big deal. Mario.
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Oh, the funniest thing, I mean, it's awful, but the funniest thing in the world is, do you remember his Me Too apology?
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No, it was, it was, I don't remember doing that, but it sounds like me. Here's a recipe for cinnamon rolls.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Literally a recipe for cinnamon rolls at the end of his apology.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
No, let it cook. And then kind of, once you blend it, it spatters like crazy. So I kind of let it cook all together for a little bit. And then, yeah, well, blended sauces, they just, they explode across the counter more.
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By the way, my answer was not Mario Batali to your question. Okay.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I've gotten to become friends with, but like, yeah, it's, but when I think of celebrity, I think of like TV chefs. You think of me, you think of Bert.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah, yeah. Bourdain. But speaking of my wife knowing about... I mean, he's... But he wasn't really a celebrity chef.
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He was a chef, but it wasn't what he was famous for.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
No, he was like, here's my recipe for chicken poppers. I mean, like the two guys who like informed the way I thought about food the most were probably him and Jonathan Gold. Who's Jonathan Gold? Jonathan Gold was the Pulitzer Prize winning restaurant critic in L.A. for Village Voice, or for, not Village Voice, L.A. Weekly and the L.A. Times eventually.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
And he was the first guy in, like, really in the country, but in L.A. in particular, who talked about, like, getting to know your neighbors, venturing out to Koreatown, to San Gabriel Valley, to, you know, Boyle Heights to have real Mexican food, to, like, make you realize that, and I grew up in Santa Monica in this, like,
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kind of West Coast bubble where your parents move there because they believe they found the end of the rainbow and nothing good exists east of the 405. And then you're in high school and you discover Koreatown and late night drinking and panchan and all this amazing stuff.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
And so he was the guy who, like, you'd read his new review and discover that there's Indian food in Artesia and all this kind of stuff.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
If you say, what do you want for dinner? He says, not Indian food.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Burt, how did you and Liam meet?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I mean, I'd rather not get sick, but I'm not here to judge whether you're wiping the table off after you.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I mean, that looks like plastic on the cutting board.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
We're not talking about that. Oh, okay. And the show's over. Okay. Okay.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I think it's the edge of the wrapper for the can of tomatoes.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I think so. Oh, you think you might have grated a fruit sticker?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Can I tell you for a second how much I hate fruit stickers? Yeah, why do they put them on?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I get why they exist. It's so that they can, A, you can brand your fruit, because everyone thinks about who made their orange. But also so that, like, they can scan them, they can track them. It's like that whole thing. Everyone thinks about who made their orange.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Wait, can we talk about the COVID birthday party?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
And they're saying they cut like half an hour out of it also. There's like more that like, yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It's a devil-raised game.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Cheese on the bread, and then lay this on top, and then roll the whole thing.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
We're not going to run out of cheese.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah. Look, it's Parmesan. But yeah, Guy Fieri.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I'll tell you this. I'm Fieri. Well, it's like technically it should be Chef Boyardee. You ever heard that one?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Taste it for salt and stuff. Make sure it tastes good. I mispronounced the first part. It should taste good at every level, you know?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
You know, salt, et cetera.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Nothing has driven more business to a restaurant than being on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. Without a doubt. Not even close. Like, you have to schedule alerts for reruns because you're going to get hit.
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They rerun the show.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I think it's going to all work out.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Oh, yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Oh, cool.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Well, I think about this a lot too. I always say that... I always say. I sometimes say that you'd think by now we'd have enough cookbooks and pornography. He says this during sex. Why are you talking about cookbooks again? But we keep making more of both of them. And I think the reason is that like... People still want to fall in love. They want a connection.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
They want to find their person that they trust and they want to follow. And when you find a person whose taste you like or whose videos, pornography you like.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Sure. And then feel free if you want to sprinkle any stuff on top. Like what?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Parmesan?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
A little salt? Salt. Everything, bagel seasoning, whatever you want. No, that'd be weird on us.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It's Jewish seasoning salt.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Well, that's happening now.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I mean, I'm always... Excited when I discover any kind of a technique in cooking that multiple great cultures came upon on their own.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
If the Chinese and the French both figured out the same idea, you know it's good.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Everybody's got their preferred... Most of the great food in the world came about because of horrible things happening to people. True. Really? Walk me through this.
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I mean, banh mi is a French baguette with Vietnamese ingredients in it because of French imperialism.
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Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Well, yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah. But like, you know, American barbecue is... Oh, yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
He's like, I've got this one. I've heard of slavery.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Well, it's a mix of a lot of things. But it's also like, I mean, rich people never had to figure out how to cook a brisket. They would get a steak, and they'd grill it, and it's done. Yeah. But if you have to learn how to cook something for 14 hours to make it taste good, that's a cheap cut of meat.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah. Put it in your pants.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It really is. Is it going to splatter?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah. I mean, you've seen a knife before.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
She bit her trainer.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I've lost all my friends who have restrictions.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
They're gone.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Depends on how you say it and why. Is it Jews after? Like, what's the next word? Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
The main thing is having an even thickness with them, too.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
No, but like dating in your 30s, because we met in our 30s, like you actually know what you like and don't like at that point. And it was so exciting to meet somebody where my life wasn't the interesting one.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I've never done it.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Oh, so when Bert was doing his cooking, you want to be involved? Once they're in hair and makeup with those cameras on, you want to be involved in the cooking? Yeah.
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What can I do? How can I help you? Yeah, what can I do is a question you ask when everything's done. Can I tell you what's crazy about... It's not just whatever you want, by the way.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
The idea is you want even thickness. You want even thickness across the breast.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I do it so it didn't splash.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It also helps it kind of be a little more even sometimes. Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
So boring. Fresh herb breadcrumb.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah, when you think about it, you buy like a progresso, like Italian-style breadcrumbs that have dried spices, dried herbs in them, oregano, garlic, salt, you know, that kind of stuff. And so you season a breadcrumb, and when you do it with fresh herbs, it just, you know, think about the difference between a fresh herb and a dried herb. It just makes it kind of bright.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It also looks really cool before you fry it, which is nice.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I just let him believe whatever he needs to believe.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Did you say how many subscribers you have on your YouTube channel?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
My cooking channel has one and a half million subscribers.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Lorazepam?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
She says it like this, lorazepam.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Well, yeah. She says it's a tsunami. It's tsunami. No, I talk like that.
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I don't talk like this.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
You want to get that bright green kind of color going.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Oh, I think it was just mustard. Cool. So this is like the classic one that we would make growing up for the broccoli bread. But then I wanted like a more fun vegetarian one. So I did one with sauerkraut and broccoli and smoked cheddar. And then you dip that in mustard. So you were saying before that you had like when she started dating me, you were like looking me up.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
And I'm kind of fascinated by this because there's a couple people. Did he say that? in the comedy side, like comedians who are like headliners at the comedy store who get very, get like a little... Flower. I don't know if it's Papa Bear or they're kind of like checking in on her to make sure that she's making smart decisions or whatever it is. I don't know if that was your goal.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I think it's on high. When Eliza did the Dave Chang live show, he was totally unprepared for how well my wife understood the psyche of a chef.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
That she was basically, like, calling out his anxieties, and he was, like, lightly crumbling under it, and it made me very happy.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It's probably a little hot.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
That setting. Well, it's like, have you ever, got onto an airplane, and sat next to a smoking hot chick?
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Was she British royalty?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
No, I get quiet when I'm really mad.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
What's the number of people that you can cook for before it becomes less fun?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
He'll do it.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I guess he can tell, actually.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
She's brought blue cheese olives to a restaurant.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
That's it, that's it. I get food and drink rage about a few things. And one of them is martinis that are not real martinis. And I wrote an article about this for Punch because I got so mad about people trying on martinis as a personality. And the whole point of a martini is that it's not for everybody. That part of wanting to drink a martini is being a...
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
is like existential dread and simmering depression and getting... It's like stand-up. Getting dressed up to drink cold gin in a fancy glass at the end of the world. And that, to me, is the point of a martini. Once you add espresso and cucumbers and persimmons and black garlic oil, now I'm like, you're trying to convince 20-year-olds to drink martinis. So glad I didn't fly them out.
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Well, he could have made a regular martini.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It can just be a drink. Just don't call it a martini.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I mean, my mom always called it broccoli bread when we were growing up. Yeah. And then, like, some Italians call it stromboli. But it's like, you know, once Italians go to America, all the words get messed up. Look at this knife. They remove vowels from the ends of words.
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And it's just the worst look. I say that there's a lot of stuff I hope my kids grow up to be able to do, but there's two things they're going to do, which is be able to cook themselves dinner and say please and thank you. You've got to say please and thank you. And the rest, I'm going to try my best, but those are guarantees. Tell our daughter, we're like, you don't want to be a scumbag.
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Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah, yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
We'll wait until I lose one.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I left it on. Wait, who was the old, somebody like, first of all, I'm not gay. Who had that press conference way back in the day? Donald Trump. This was like, I can't remember now.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
No, on the chicken?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I'm gonna cook the pasta.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
If we're chicken parming, then we put all the chickens on a thing, throw some parm on top, crack it in the oven, get a little bubble of pastry.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Like shredded or... Any?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
You can just hammer it with parm, too, if you want to. But if you got a little melty boy, that's always fine. What?
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Where do you guys live?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Problown will do. Yeah, it'd be great. Problown.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I don't want to put them in the oven. Does the first one count?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It was a kooky house.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Then we got pregnant.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
That sucks.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Whenever you go through a miscarriage, you find out that every woman you've ever met has gone through a miscarriage.
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It's proven that it's a joke because it's not covered by health insurance.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
And we love it. It had less stairs.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Wait, can you tell the Venmo story?
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He's like, look, this has gone through your head. It would have been more money.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Oh, it's a great idea. You should definitely do it. They always make money.
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Yeah. I would add salt, and then I would throw a little pat of butter in there.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
A little butter in a sauce at the end is one of the great tricks in the world.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Butter and tomatoes, it's one of the great... There we go. That's a pet, right?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
A loaf.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Also, when like, it just kind of like opens up the flavor, it mellows it out, it like combines it in a beautiful way.
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Well, you know what one of the great tomato sauces in the world is? Have you ever had the Marcella tomato butter sauce before?
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So it's one of the, it's my number one favorite.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
She used to come to my restaurant. We went to the same gym. We lived near each other. We had a friend in common trying to set both of us up with different people.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I thought you like cared about chefs. Have you ever done a Tribble Run?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
No?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
No, but this is... Do ghosts exist anymore?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
No, but I should have all three cameras on me for this, because this is the most important thing. It's my number one favorite late-night drunk food you can make for people in the world. If you get home late at night... Isn't it in there? People are over... Isn't late-night drunk pasta? No, I have my own version of it, too.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
But the best one in the world is Marcella Hazan, who's one of the legends of cookbooks in the history of the world. She's long dead. But... It's basically, the ratio is a can of tomatoes, a half an onion, a stick of butter, salt, simmer it together, put it on pasta. It's the greatest pantry drunk food for your friends late at night in the world.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
By the way, did you know that now we're cooking with gas was a marketing slogan for the gas company?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
For real? I've got rants. I've got so many preloaded rants I can give you.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
If you want to talk about boxed chicken broth, boy, have I got a rant for you.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
And we had to meet online.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Don't gain weight. No, it's distilling the soul of a bird into liquid.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I think... Taste it again now.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I thought you said male comic.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I think there's a level of success that you reach where you can't babysit anymore without...
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Oh, yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
How many times have you sent... a picture of your kids to a male friend?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
No, you just can't keep it on your hard drive.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Once it's in your hidden folder on your phone, that's when you start getting in trouble.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah, if you're still dating and you're 30, we've all. We've all fucked each other. We've all fucked each other.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Did you salt the pasta water?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
What is it called? Isn't it a stromboli? My mom always called it broccoli bread. You can call it a stromboli.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Eau de toilette, if you will.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah. Yeah. It's, what is it, literally means bathroom water? Mm-hmm, bath water.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Different jobs. They have different functions.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
So, like, if I'm making pasta with clams, I want a dried pasta because I want the dried pasta to absorb as much clam juice as possible so that the pasta tastes of the clam liquor. Of the clam liquor? Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
The clam liquor.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Are you gonna show how hard Bert is? Yeah, where's the... Damn. Where's that poker camera that shows with the hand he's hiding? What's it called, the hole cam?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
We were talking about this yesterday. You can see how Italian-Americans became Italian-Americans. Where they said things like mozzarella.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Just like at a classy restaurant.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
We got them. I don't have a knife.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah, I mean, depends on if you overcook the chicken. So for a large amount of my childhood, there was like a half a loaf of this broccoli bread in the fridge that I would just open like a burrito and eat cold out of the fridge in the morning as a kid.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It's one of my favorite things in the world. I've heard all those things before. Wow. It's great. The inside is cooked perfectly. There's no raw dough in the middle. The bottom is a nice crust. The part in the food show where you just say, look at that.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
No. Because that was booming.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Oh, my God.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It's one of the greats. It's a perfect kid food. Do kids fucking love it? Kids do love it.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I mean, it depends on what else you're trying to do. If you want garlic to be the dominant place, then yeah. Always, always, always. Then yeah, go crazy. It's good for you. Why don't you just eat garlic and then it's 100% garlic?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
And remarkably on sale on Amazon right now. I think it's like we arranged it just for the show to have it on Amazon. That is so wildly good. If there was a world where I just got to come over to your house and you cooked me my food, I'd be pretty stoked. That's so erotic.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Wait, do you think they're using the same one? The name of the country's changed by then. What's your favorite Italian restaurant in LA? And I'll tell you the right answer.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Mozza. I have two answers. Okay. So Mozza is, like, I love them. They're super, they're the best. I've hung out with them a bunch. We go there a lot. We go there a lot. Angelini Osteria is the best actually Italian restaurant in LA. Where is that? It's on Beverly. Beverly. Beverly between Fairfax and La Brea.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It's like, it's been around forever. It's Gino Angelini. He's like old school. It feels like going to a restaurant in Italy.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
You got to go. It's really nice. Every server basically was like given a visa. Your burner's on. Was given a visa and flown here. To work at the restaurant and be a server.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
And he lived with you?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Before you had money?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
And I said... I wonder why he didn't accept. He wouldn't...
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Wait, so the heavy drinking is not causing it. Is it just the garlic?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It would be so bad. We have ovens here.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Well, here's my question. I've always thought about this. Why can't you have good food at a comedy club?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
But would you ever go if it wasn't a comedy show?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
When I opened Blood So's in L.A., we ended up... It became, like, a sports bar hub. And I think it's one of the only sports bars that you would go there to eat if you're not watching a game. Right, right, right, right. And there are not, I don't think, any comedy clubs where you'd eat there if there wasn't comedy. Right, that'd be weird, I guess.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Unprompted by anything?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
That's also, I guess, kind of a sports bar that you would go to if there's not a game on.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Carb loading. I'm really good at the first part of training for a marathon. Yeah. Just the eating pasta. I'm good at the first part of bulking up. was not the weight cutting. I'm really good at bulking up.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Another reason you shouldn't invest in restaurants.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
What is it? Zengil? Zengilov Hats. Zengilov Hats. It's in Glendale, and they do these beautiful, it's like a flatbread stuffed with a ton of cooked down greens and rolled up, and that's it. And you open the menu, look, we have one thing, Zengilov Hats. They also have tea.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
And it's just one thing. It's my favorite. I love shit like that.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah, I remember that.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It was also like a 6,000-square-foot restaurant. Like, nobody needs it to be that big.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I was like, I'm powerless over everything.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Apologies for my friends who want to do this with me, but the thing that I am the most... Give me a second. The thing that I'm most upset about not existing that I want to make happen is there should be a dive bar in the valley that makes East Coast-style bar pies. Yes, yes. Like thin, crispy bar pies. That's all I fucking want in the world. If you want to invest in something, invest in that.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Say the same thing at the same time, ready?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Let me tell you the trick. So this is why the bar pie thing to me makes so much sense. I fucking love this guy.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
He's like, let me get this out.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
This is so serious for him. Because basically, you think about the business model. And when you're selling drinks at a dive bar, the drinks are pure profit. The bar pies are there to get people to come in and buy fucking drinks. Yes, yes. And so, like, look, we have a barbecue place. It does very well. It's an awesome thing.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
But, like, if you buy a 15-pound brisket, you smoke it for 14 hours with real hardwood, now it's eight pounds. You're just, like, pouring money down the drain. But if you're selling dive bar cocktails and you're getting to make some nice pizzas, dive bar pizzas, like bar pies, it's, I have a whole rant about it. Have you been to it?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Neapolitan pizza and this insane universe in which people will pay $28 for a pizza this big that's 80% crust. It's soupy. And has two ounces of cheese on it.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
In the middle. And then you make an 18-inch New York-style pizza, and everyone's just like, $30? Are you out of your mind that it feeds four people? Drives me fucking crazy. I want thin, crispy bar pies. I want cocktails. I want no windows. Let's go.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I never read it.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I think it's very funny.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
You got to get an investor in you.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I'm not doing it. I'm not telling you about what I say during sex.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Richard Shaw.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Richard Shaw's. Richard Shaw's. It's a classy dive bar.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Oh, yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
We could make a Roberta's just do a straight trans bar.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Okay, which is yours.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Salted. My favorite Spanish word is, how do you say bubbles in Spanish? Oh. Burbujas. Burbujas.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
He goes . Why do you give it an Italian accent? I don't know, I'm not good at this.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I thought you were gonna say Michael Jackson. I feel like I'm eating more of my food than everybody else. You ate so much of your food.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
That's why I'm in the filthy platter orgy. That's more my speed. Just a group of men laying across a lot of food.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
He was the big Jared guy was the main reason, right?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah, so basically what it, to me, what it always came down to is like, and I don't know, you might be in a similar boat. I'm like a people pleaser to a certain degree.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I think I left that camera on.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
It's kind of why you get into the restaurant business, but you end up, I wanted to learn how to make tomato sauce that she liked the best, because I make it the way that I make it, and then eventually you kind of end up having a version that she likes, which is more of a smoother textured sauce, so more of a blended tomato sauce. Really?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I'll bet she regrets turning it off now. Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah, because I grew up with much more of a chunky, kind of rustic, hand-crushed, grandma-style sauce. And then I find that when I blended it, I got to cook pasta more often at home.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
How much. Over the course of life. I'm not looking over there. So developing new set to special coming out. How much does your wife see of it?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
There have been days you haven't kissed me on the mouth.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Well, you can want to share and not want feedback. That's why I feel like stand-up. I don't need the feedback. I try to talk to young guys about it sometimes, too. Women wanting to dress sexy doesn't mean that they want you to fuck them. Sometimes it's about wanting to share something and not wanting feedback.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah, I was a, I mean, I always loved cooking, but I was a writer first and foremost, and then it kind of got sucked into, you know, sort of journalism and writing and things like that, and then working in restaurants, and then, yeah, had a kind of bizarre path to becoming a chef, and then kind of came back to the writing side, and now pretty much write cookbooks.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah. Unless you're super hot. What is the epitome of luxury to you?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
You want to be LeBron, but not play basketball.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I would love to.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Done. Just a couple mil and I'm ready to hang out. Let's go.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah, yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Blow your shit up real quick. Yeah, well, so basically. Do you guys want a glass of champagne?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I feel like we're boarding an international flight. Champagne? Champagne. But yeah, so.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Wow.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Thank you so much.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I have a theory that there's one bottle of Vouv that everyone in Hollywood passes around to each other.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Anytime you go somewhere, they're like, and here's a bottle. And you're like, oh, it's Vouv. Thank you so much. And then you just give it away.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I need to close that account. I think I left that camera on.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
I am, yeah. It's my one sport that I really follow.
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
No, I actually grew up hating the Lakers. I grew up in L.A., but, like, I always found Laker fans to be deeply obnoxious. I always thought that they were, like, really hot, rich, dumb girls who think they deserve everything and get it. And I always found them to be deeply obnoxious.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Oh, yeah, when Luca went to the Lakers, I was angry.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Yeah, and they're going to probably become Laker fans.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
No, I think when I was, like, 92, so I think I didn't realize the Clippers existed, and it was, like, the Barkley Sons era.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
What did we do wrong?
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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
So I just became a Suns fan for every reason. And then because I like punishment, I just kept at it. And it's been a not super fulfilling experience for the majority of my life.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
They've been so bad for the majority of our relationship that when they finally got good again for a brief period of time, I was like... You've never actually seen me watch a playoff game.
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I myself have been married for 56 years. Unfortunately to four different women. You can work out a whole lot of s*** in the hours of Target.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Well, then why are you here? Because you guys invited us. Oh, that's right. So I'm going to be honest. I was at my house the other day. I was flipping through. And then all of a sudden, there's these two British guys on my Instagram feed. I don't know who they are. And they're like, hey, we're from England, and I'm not going to try and do the impression. And we're headed to Shreveport, Louisiana.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
They were conditioned to believe. Yeah, that's right. Ingrained.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
We're going to go with ingrained in you to be very proper. Yeah, ingrained. Okay.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Have you ever had... Do you want to size first or yours? Mine, his first.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
McDonough's, I got on fish and chips.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
McDonough's. No, McDonough's. Not McDonald's.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
It's really good. It had fish and chips. I was hoping it was a chain and I was going to get y'all to send me some. Apparently, it's not a chain. Don't worry about it. What's the most interesting thing you've ever seen here in America?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I think the UK is bigger than Louisiana. You can drive here for hours and never come to the end.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
They pronounce it not Baumholder. I'm going to have to Google that.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
It's right over there by Great Britain. Right over there. K-town. K-town.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Yeah, over there by that forest.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
What's the coolest thing y'all have done since you've been over here?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Like, I've been to Europe. I didn't even stop in y'all's country. I went to the cooler ones. Hold on, what are the cooler ones? Italy and stuff. But no, I'm just kidding. But when y'all were looking at the map, and y'all said, let's go to the United States, of America, what made you say, hurrah, Shreveport?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I've eaten a gar in this room.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
You can eat anything you want.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
It is disgusting. British fish and chips is way better than that.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Yeah, that's wonderful. But he's such a smooth talker to all the ladies.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I'm trying to think of the most American thing one can possibly do.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Y'all were shooting at people?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Did they let y'all come back home?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Well, that's a funny story. Because if it was in like Arkansas, that's not a bull.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
His dog had one leg missing?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I've got so many more questions. Do y'all just open the DMs and say, we're on our way?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Yeah, Buffalo Bob's going to message y'all one of these days. Yeah, we've made memories.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
You don't want to know. Yeah. I do. He's going to have your face one day. Anyway.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
You be careful. I've been to... No, I haven't. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I haven't, Epcot. Anyway. So we got to keep Uncle Si away from them because he's as crazy as they are. Yeah, he would just go places. He would take them to a monster truck. This guy's jumped 10 crushed cars in a monster truck. Have you done that? And nobody knew it but him.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
So I didn't have to sign any paperwork for this.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
We don't have one. We're a very small podcast. We just saw you trying to chew a crawfish head, so we're going to bring you in to make fun of you. My bad.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Yo, so look. He's gone. Time out. We got a tea catastrophe. The tea had ice in it.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
So Josh and Jace are looking at the picture right now, Si. Your airborne right here, yeah.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
That's the picture that y'all saw.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
So look. That's why I wouldn't sign any papers the next time we went to an event where he was going to drive.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I was thinking I'll fly away.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I was thinking ring of fire. Free bird. Ring of fire.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
So have y'all planned out what you're doing in your last two months?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
We're all going. What's on your bucket list? What do y'all want to do? Especially while you're here. I just want to meet Willy. I saw some alligators. Y'all were messing with some alligators. Yeah, we're trying to find wild alligators.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I don't know if you know what happens when they die. They decay.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
He said, I ain't wrestling. But he can't catch him.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Yeah, you just got to supervise.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Yeah, we got you all some duck calls, by the way. This is so cool. Why don't you give it a test, and we'll let Si judge you. Yeah, here we go.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
You were holding that like a crumpet tea. I feel like I'm about to beat the queen. Hey, that's a bit for you. Yeah, there it is.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
That's all I ever went there for, too.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
That's a different movie, man. You've never seen Robin Hood Men in Tights and you're from Nottingham?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Bridge over River Kwai. But before y'all go, our Canadian producer, Beth, has questions about the UK as well. Is willy a bad word?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
It's kind of like the kiddie childish way of saying it. Gotcha.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Yeah. No, that's something else, Martin. Martin thought of something else.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I thought it was just my old boss.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I like the way you did that.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
No, but there's all sorts of weird words that they say. Are there any words we say that y'all like have pause on? Oh no, did they really just say that?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
So have you ever heard this phrase, we're down like four flat tires?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
We're close. We go way back. We're down.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
We're down like four flat tires.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Yeah, you can use that one.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I'm going to let you know that the 70s, whenever he was around, were a different time.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
That's not true. I've never heard that in my life. But he's wearing a Rolex. Yeah, that's true. Maybe you're out of touch now.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Yeah! He nailed it. He nailed Johnny D. I'll have done it today.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Can you stay for a while?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
It's so crickets and worms.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
If it's after you ate a crawfish head, it's definitely not nice.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Oh, yeah. So everywhere he goes, they say, Josh, the girls, the pretty women say, I love your eyes. Can I have your eyes? And he said, no, but our children... Let him take over.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
With those two? Yeah, with these two guys.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I'm going to win this. What's your best pickup sign? Jace wants to know your best pickup line.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
It was the dance hall back then. They came running over.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
So they put a video up of them. They're like, we're going to try crawfish for the first time. And they literally were like. Sorry, is that the British red coat dance?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I told you that a long time ago because everybody else's name was Josh.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
He's like a person from Westman Row can do this.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I'm related to the king.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Or Josh, whichever one you want. I'll call you Josh. He was amazed that everybody in the room's name was Josh. I was like, Josh, good to meet you.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
And I just left it. John David, John Phillip, John Silas. Yeah, we're all John.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
That's actually kind of true. Okay, fair enough. Phillip used to be, you ever seen the movies with the rollerbladers dancing?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
They've never seen a fat person before.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
It's a great beard. I met the girl that I married in an aerobics class. She was the teacher.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Yeah. And so that's... I mean, I didn't have any great lines.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Look at me. What do you think?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I'm joking. I'm joking.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I'm playing. No, no, no. John, what do you get?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Picking up women. So you know mine. I've told it many times. You walk up to the girl. You say, hey, you want to go get a pizza and make out?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
No, they never say yes. Ah, there's layers. There's layers to this.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
No, they normally say no, and then you just say, you don't like pizza? Oh! Then they laugh. Next thing they know. They're at a pizza hut and they don't know how they got there.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Hey, right there. Three kids later, baby. My man.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
How old are y'all? I can't tell how old British kids are.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Let's guess. Y'all are kind of like. What's your guess on how old these guys are? Jason, Josh.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
They're both in a relationship.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
My man. He is 22. Jace is 22. I'm going to say 26, 25. What are you saying, Si, for Jace?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
22? No, no, 32, 29. You can never tell British people.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Hey, you got to have roughy. Si eats the peel of oranges. Respect. I respect that, you know?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Gorilla groove. Why don't they do that in England?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
And Mexico wins. All right.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Very different. Is it the New Mexico border or the border between New Mexico and Mexico?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
We got to the border. Safety second. And then they came to Shreveport.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
To be fair, I don't know where you were in more danger, Turkey, Shreveport, or the border of Mexico.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
There are some great places in Shreveport.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I got your back. Shreveport sucks.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Why is your manager calling me now?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Hey, trust me, there's like three people in Shreveport with an iPhone. Nobody saw that. Okay, okay, good. How do you turn this thing off? I hate Shreveport with everything I have. I'm just surprised you could drive through there to get to here. Yeah. How terrible was that road? Listen, this is beautiful and tearing here.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
They're also going bald. We're sending them to Turkey later.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
J.D. We got to end this because we're going off. This has been a ride, guys. We do end every one with a Bible verse.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
They went from red coats to red necks. Amen to that, brother. They went from red coats to red necks. That's good. I like that.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
And I was told y'all brought one yourself. Absolutely. Let's hear it. Yeah, okay.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Well, thank you for joining us today. It's been fun. Absolutely.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
There you go. Go check them out. I've recently found them due to their Shreveport mischievousness and it brought joy to my heart to see somebody in a motel in Shreveport panicking. It's a fun time. They're great guys. Yep. Brothers in Christ from a long way away, but you know.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
So for our fans, what brings you to, well, you said you've been to America 25 times. I just found you because you got lost in Shreveport, and I love it. It's my favorite thing ever because that town scares me. But what brings you to America 25 times?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
We got Prince Josh and Duke Jace here with us. You're Josh from England number two?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Oh, like a mini meet and greet. It was crazy. Well, I'm pretty sure you're in the algorithm because all of Louisiana is making fun of you right now.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
For A, staying in a motel in Shreveport, and B, eating a crawfish. Yeah, yeah. But we appreciate... I'll say this. I appreciate two dudes who are, y'all are a little bit of fish out of water, just diving in and seeing what happens. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Oh, yeah. Crocodile Dundee. We need some Australia.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
My son thinks Zazu from the Lion King is Australian and he's willing to die on that hill. I'm like, no, he's British. Can we just, every one of y'all, I have to ask, Why are y'all Great Britain sometimes and England others?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Well, there's like five countries in one of them countries. We got you.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
So Wales is basically the Shreveport of Great Britain. But why does Wales have their own soccer team and then y'all get like the swimming team in your Great Britain?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
But you got your Bible, so apparently whatever you got banned for, you repented of. Cheers to that. But we're excited to have some English people in the house. We have made fun of England more than any other country on this podcast.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Wait until he breaks out some more of that Psy International version on you dummies. No one comes to the Father except for me, you dummy idiot.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
See, we don't know what a Brit is.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I'm looking at the website right now, Martin. There's so many to choose from. It's exciting.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Is that how y'all preachers talk over there?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
So you brought your Bible.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
And you probably go to a different style of church than Louisiana here. And that's totally just a... I'm guessing it's Baptist, right? Are we talking like a Baptist?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
I have no idea what part of Irish he was from. Irish Island. I've been there.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
No, no, no. We're a team to everybody.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
My question was, though, because no matter which flavor we are of whatever it is, that Louisiana church is going to look different than British church. And, you know, I've been to Epcot, but I also have been to Europe. That was a joke. Anyway, and y'all have got these buildings that are unbelievable while we go to church in glorified gyms, right?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
So is it like, I don't even know what city y'all are from. Manchester? No. That is, where have you picked up? Well, you said that's the, oh, you're just a fan of the good team. So you're like a Yankee, Alabama fan, Laker fan. Okay. Caught you on that one. Yeah. So where are y'all from?
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
It's a different kind of tea than he's used to. Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. We're here with some friends. They're from very nearby. They came across a small pond over in a neighborhood called the Atlantic Ocean.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
There we go. Exactly. So now my son is stationed in the Air Force at Lackinheath. And so we went to go visit him.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
Yeah, where is that? That sounds like it's Lord of the Rings. It's in England. Here's my question. Why do y'all hate ice? I couldn't find any ice.
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Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks
No, I want to know about their church back home in Nottingham. Okay, okay. Is it like a cathedral? Do you walk in and like, don't move? Yeah, we're in a cult. No, no, no.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I literally walked in the house. I was like, check out what I got you. And told Allison. And she looked at it and goes, wow. And I said, okay.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Like Cy and that dressing. He was just like, not much.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
There's people listening that are just losing their mind over you calling 71 cold.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That is what your sister-in-law also told us. Alex can confirm your side of the story.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Of all people you can call anti-sage, you cannot call Stone, who takes his daughter Sage, hunting.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I would think it would be weird if you didn't get buck fever though.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
What have you done in life if you're not like fired up? If it doesn't shake you up,
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
The high while you're there is 76.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
They can't stop. They won't stop.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I might move to Key West. That sounds nice.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Well, I guess I haven't seen the angry, angry Si, but you know.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Irritated Si, it's fun, but it's kind of scary.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
The words I'm sorry didn't come out. Quasi, quasi, apology.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
You should take her to one of them hockey games in town where they throw all the snakes on the ice.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
He just raised his eyebrows.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
He said, yeah, I guess.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I feel like the leaders in the military should have been the bear. How are you the bear?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah, he possesses the ability. In Desert Storm... That's cool. Cy Robertson was in charge of the red button for... Well, I'm just telling you, hey.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I'm telling you, I don't know what we're going to call the movie, whether it be The Blind 2, Forrest Gump 2, or whatever it is, but the movie about Cy Robertson's life is going to be outstanding.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
a really interesting life you you drove down okay where were you so hey now we know you could have got arrested for driving with the briefcase down your you had a brief i don't wear one hand to drive what town was this huh where were you
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I drive on the right side of the road. Oh, do they? No, only England does that. Only England drives on the wrong side of the road.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Okay. England, the only people that can't figure out what side of the road to drive.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Guys, the briefcase is locked. This is where we stop. We've sawed his arm off, but... We can't get in here. Taking a skill assault to the briefcase where we draw the line.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
He's had a very active life in which he took a nap every day in the military for 24 years.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
No, well, so you remember the guy we talked about that killed the banded goose? Stone, I don't think you were here for this. A blind guy shot a banded goose. Really? Yeah.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
But we said, we assumed falsely.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
they have a foundation for people to hunt that have disabilities uh yeah the rolling Dallas the blind guy he he got literally shot in the face yeah and that's what blinded him seven years ago but now he's out there just whacking and stacking yeah birds blind and that was his buddy Jacob Jacob Jackson that's well wait a minute I I want to you know
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I've never killed a banded goose.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I was going to go something with he made it rain big old fat drops of water.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
What's the guy with the parrot?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I couldn't pull off the Coco Beware, but I would like a parrot. That just seems cool. Yeah. Yeah. That just seems awesome.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh. They's fired up. Martin, do you have a wrestler name?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
With the last name Owen, it would probably be something like the Ozone.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Does that cover the whole earth or something like that?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Well, that came from my javelin days. When I threw the javelin, my buddy would yell, scrape the ozone.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
The flying three. His special move would be the walrus, and it's when he came from the top.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Hunter'd have the weirdest walkout song. Guarantee that.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
You can't just claim Kanye West and have somebody give you one?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Like, all four of us walk out together. Your white moon boy, he was on the streets trying to consent. Matthew 19, 26, before we get off the rails. Jesus looked at them and said, with man, this is impossible, but with God, all things are possible. Amen, buddy.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I would do Kanye West to use this gospel.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
It's hard to get rid of.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I've seen duck lies on ducks. I just guess I never had one attack me.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Crawling and irritating.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
We have not discussed that.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
You and your children's affection for, like, hugging dead animals. Oh, hey, here's the deal, though. That will affect their future. Have you seen this picture, Si?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
What would Jimmy Buffett do, boy? Jimmy Buffett's the man. It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Eating wild game organs, I'm just going to pass.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
A man who listens to No Shoes Radio definitely vacations in Key West.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
He pick up a yard for you? Mm-hmm.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
What's weird is, do you know what today is?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
The day we were filming this, four years ago, we started the first episode of The Duck Call Room aired.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That's crazy. December 3rd, 2020 was the first ever episode of the Duck Call Room. Really? You didn't have any children, and now you got children that eat rice out of the duck's throat. Attempt to. He didn't get it there. It's close enough.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I love it there. Are you doing that fishing where you don't catch it, but you grab it and take a picture and let it go back?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you shouldn't. Hey, look. Hey, Phil done it a lot.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Okay. Phil's done a lot of things.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Well, hey, you know, I'm just telling you, you can't eat either. You can. That does not mean it's a good idea. You know what I mean? You should do it. It would be kind of interesting.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Tony's charerigous. Has this little green box of jambalaya. It's delicious.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I've been trying to convince people of that.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
My sister made a homemade jambalaya the other night, and it was delicious.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Like, it was really good. It took her half the day.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, amen. But I was just, and my wife was like, I need this recipe. And we left, and I was like, you got to remember, though. That little green box.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I mean, it's just, it ain't as good, but it's awful close.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, I love a. It's kind of like.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
He's on the Mayhaw Jelly. Mayhaw Jelly. I bought some store-bought Mayhaw Jelly the other day. Trash. I was thinking I was going to be the hero at the house. I was not.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Ha, ha, ha. What is that woman ordering?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Oh, it ain't no surprise.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
You can't surprise this man. Phillip just, hey, he said, hey, me and your wife got together. We're throwing you a party. I said, I know it.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Because, hey, I'm the one that says, hey, throw me a party.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I said, hey, I'll tell plenty of people because we'll set up two tables. When I bust the first table, I'll go to the second table and win all their money too.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Well, I ain't going to be able to make it. Oh, yeah. I ain't no kiddie table with this bunch of I'm with.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Because, hey, we invited him to play with us one time. He clipped everybody for $4,500. Good grief. And when we got ready to leave, we was walking out the door, and I said, hey, by the way, we're playing again Friday night. You want to come? And he said, hey, don't ever call me. I'm out. He said, I've never played with anybody, especially just 10 people at the table.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
He said, I've never played with 10 people that they won't fold.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Oh, yeah. Especially if Willie's there because if me and Willie get in and he's playing. Oh, yeah. I ain't doing it.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
That's a good idea. One thing. You brought plenty of cash.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
He said, hey, I got enough to cover you there, old boy.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I said, well, okay, I'm just checking, son.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Y'all done got me somebody in here, and I didn't even know it.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
If I look nervous, it's because I know who's going to be demonstrated on. You already know better than that.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
He's going to try this.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Homie, don't play that.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
That was her older sister.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
So you're pretty serious. She's in training most of the time.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Not only that, I've watched her because she was learning some moves when we went to Houston. I was watching the young lady that was training her. You just tell her once, and then the next time I know, she's, you know, they're fixing to have a little contest with all the kids. Well, she starts, you know, just annihilating everybody.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
They have a little fist bump when they start, but then the next thing that happens is, let me go, let me go.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
And pretty good size young man.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
So you choked out your brother-in-law.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I was there. She come running in, jumped up behind him, and they got to put your arm around it, and they cut off the oxygen supply. Well, why don't we let Sage show you exactly how to apply that choke on Johnny D. Well, on Johnny D. She come in one day, started it, invited me for a meal.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
It don't make any difference. All right. This is all about technique, J.D.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
This what she's learned is not about strength. Well, she's very strong. Oh, no, no, no, no. But I'm saying it's nothing about strength because you're way muscular than she is. She's going, yes, you are. You didn't feel her forearm on your neck, man. Oh, no. Stone had invited me for a steak one night over there, and I'm sitting on the couch.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
She comes running in, and I've been playing, and got right in front of me, squared up, and said, Uncle Si. I said, what? She said, you want to wrestle? No, you don't. I said, say, get back out in the yard. No, I ain't wrestling you. Is that what he told you?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I just want to tell you one time, there's a girl that won, and Sage told her, she said, you know the only reason you won? Girl said, what? She said, because I couldn't be in your league yet.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I said, hey, you don't want to mess with me because, hey, look, he's right here with me.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
You know, it's a grizzly bear thing. Hey, if you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly. You're going to have muscle. Hey, I got a grizzly over there.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
If you're sitting on the couch in her house, beware.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Practice makes perfect, boys.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Well, no, no, but you got to think about it, okay? You said, okay, four and five days a week. Okay, she's doing that for what?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
An hour? And every day she's doing squats and lunges and all the things. She's doing them when she comes home. She's got to go through a routine of staying in shape.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Oh, no, no. Like if you tell her the facts.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I was waiting when she said he pushed a friend of mine and then I pushed him and I was waiting for it. Then she said, then I took him down.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah. You better go. You better be like Eagle.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I'm serious because, hey, look, they learned something there that will help them throughout their life.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Hey, he pushed her. Then he made the mistake of pushing me. I pushed him back. Then I was waiting for it. I said, all right, what came next? It ended. Then I took it.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Hold on. She waited at him. She let him know.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
One thing, Sage. This is your free one.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
She's got confidence. She's got confidence.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
The whole thing. It's all about defense. You're never really the aggressor. But when they aggress you, then you take them down. It's like I said, you don't have to take them down.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I'm telling you. It's all about defense.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
It's really an eye-opening experience to watch somebody that's good at what they do. Oh, yeah, it don't matter what it is. And it doesn't make any difference what they're doing. Yeah. But if you see somebody that's really good at something, it's fun to watch.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
You went from just learning about it to an exceptional level of actually doing it.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Well, you're never going to.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah, there ain't no end to it.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I watched that with all the masters. Okay, because you got to think about that. All the masters of all these, I don't even know what to call them.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
All the masters of the martial arts.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
You know, how many was it? How many of your masters?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
It was a lot of them. But hey, guess who won it all?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Jiu-Jitsu master. Yeah. And look, like Kung Fu.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Walker, Texas Ranger, boy.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
At what age is it going to be?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah, you need to let me shoot that duck hunting one.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Well, no, no, because me and a buddy, we hunted dove, and we had a single barrel .410. Mm-hmm. You'd shoot one, I'd shoot one. Yes. The .410 is a magnificent little gun.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
It goes fast, don't it?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I had a guy tell me when he was in his 65 and I was mid-30s. He said, hey, you better enjoy it while you can, Robertson. He said, you'll blink, and he said, you'll be my age. It was true. I blinked, and hey, boom, 65. Now I blink again, boom, 67, 77.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Hey, a man's got to do what he enjoys doing.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
That's the key to success, boys. Do what you like doing.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
So what was your midlife crisis a few years ago?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
But it's more fun doing what you're saying.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Well, I think so, because he taught me that with deer hunting.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Okay, it's way more fun if you're, because like, I hunted one deer, for two years. Yeah.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Well, it left me kind of, well, what in the world am I going to do? I chased him for two years and finally got him.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
They want to be making music.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
My wife and her. Is it a violin or a violin? Went to see Minecraft. Said it was funny.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I think that's what they went to see.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
This was like you got a chicken under your arm when you go and see it. At a certain time, whenever it happens.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
You yell chicken jockey and throw him up and let him go.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
So they're just trashing the theaters, which is a problem. No, that was one of the things they said on it. They said, hey, look, some poor guy's got to clean up all of y'all's big mess. So don't do that.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah. He said, hey, call the cops.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Oh, there you go. He said it. Chicken jockey.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Come to the movie and throw popcorn.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Here's what gets me. It's all about breaking the law. Everything they're doing nowadays is about breaking the law. That is true.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Is it illegal to bring a chicken into a theater? They'll probably have a vest for the stupid.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Everybody's going crazy still.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Know about the creation and know the creator.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Got some good people there.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Most of them are tender.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Sounds like you cooked it too long.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
They got something to them.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
The best one on that is what? Blaze and Settle.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
But that thing there is hilarious.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
But that, that, that's one of the better things is, is like fail with us. The spitting things are one of our, our duck on video.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Oh, no, no. Hey. And I mean, yo, it was a hunk of a cigar.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Well, yo, he's been smoking it, you know, half the hunt. Then he just showed him. He kind of looked at it and just. The next day, you know.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Well, they used to have contests with that crap.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah, it had a target, you know. Yeah. Oh, it was wild.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I remember going in the poo wall before they played dominoes all the time, going in there.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Oh, yeah. Really? In Vivian, Louisiana, that's where everybody gathered.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Oh, yeah. And then they had them spittoons. Don't put it close.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
That's got to be over against the wall.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah, they'll make a ding when you hit it, yo.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
And all you heard was poof, poof, and then you ding.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Oh, no, hey, it was something to see.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I don't know. Phil's not much on games.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Like all his kids, you know, Al and all them played spades and all this, that jump, you know, and was actually like Jace was, you know, number one, you know, at spades.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
He just, no, he had that, he had it, you know, it was,
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
That's why they call him Slick. At Yahoo Spades?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Daddy then played that.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
They got serious on this crap, boy.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I can beat him in poker, son.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I give him, you know, hey, we have some good ones now. But, like, when I actually get mad, he makes me mad, and I say I'm after him. Yeah. He don't play anymore. He's out. Yeah, he's out. Yeah. He folds. Cause he's done that three or four times. And I just said, Hey, you know, and I am using cuss words when I told him. Yeah. He had done got me angry. And I said, well, Hey, guess what?
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
I said, Hey, I'm on tail.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah. And then I, he's still playing. Yeah.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah. Yeah, when he gets me mad, he does. Yeah.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Avery's playing the music and Ashford's playing the game.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I'll sell them to you. Martin will probably give them to you.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Wait, what? Oh, yeah, that's what we had up there.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Why is Gorilla Glue so much fun to play with?
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
I'll melt it. I don't think it's a melt issue.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
Yeah. Yeah. I'd like a big rabbit. That'd be cool.
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John Godwin’s Wife Won’t Let Him Retire in Peace
What are we eating? Well, that's by far.
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the champ like the two and two when we were two and two when we had the bat our backs against the wall that was the exciting part and then obviously everything after that like getting to that point playing in the snow i played in the snow for the first time against la and just winning i mean they were i went on the 25 and then jalen got a jalen car got a sack yeah we had to grind that one out i ground that one out but like
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I don't know. I agree. I totally agree. But I'm not taking it away from the Super Bowl or anything. It's just part of it.
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I feel like we got a good group, though. We did good. They work hard. They work hard. You ain't got to ask them a whole lot. You can tell them to slow down. I'd rather tell them to slow down than speed up.
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I thought it hit me. I thought at that moment it hit me like, oh, we are the champs.
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That's fun. The railing, the flimsy railing, you know, that keeps everybody back.
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What'd you say? You remember when you took? Nah, that was before.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
Yeah, so we saw you interview on ESPN, right? Yeah. Talking about the tush push and people banning it. So, like, what's your thoughts on that? I know this is kind of new to you, but.
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What kind of flag? Unnecessary roughness? I don't know.
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Nah, we ain't going to do that.
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but like i've never played a game like during the week like that yeah unless i was probably in middle school but not even that a loki loved the friday night games friday night friday night in brazil was it gave me like i was in high school it was like a mini it was like a mini batu yeah true but you need that because it's like a what tin yeah and we go to australia next year that's like that's that's over there you flat earther that's over there
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How do you know that?
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So they're doing... They do more... They have done more space exploration than they had underwater. So NASA originally started... What's under there, dude?
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I'm telling you, I get that feeling when I'm like five feet offshore.
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So Pluto's not a planet?
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
i got one pair of golf pants i got some shorts but like i need to i wear pants because i don't like ticks i'm like i'm like you really don't get you think you're gonna get ticks i'm so you guys stay out the woods yeah but like i mean i'm in a fairway i hit a slice here i'm in i'm in the woods right away i gotta bring a chainsaw or something with me every time yeah unfortunately you left no you're you're right i'm a right-handed yeah i'm a left-handed man what are you
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
The 56 degree. Yeah.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
But like, I don't know. Like I see 50, I go 60, 54. I see a lot of people have all these clubs and I'm like, dude,
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
you're not really in the golf though but like I understand if you're a like a pro golfer but like I don't need all those numbers no you don't you do why because if you hit it if you hit it close enough yeah but you got to know what club to use to hit it oh I know to an extent like me and my clubs I have a relationship
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all right that's like not saying there's a switch that changed in otas but I don't know it gets kind of more I don't know I get juiced for it a little bit I like it more for the routine I feel like like we get back on schedule so like this is your first time right to to go as far as we did like was there was your body ready to get back in your routine or like when did you start training again
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
What do you call his hat? You know what he's called his hat? I forgot what it's called.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
He loves a cigar.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
It's classic. I feel like too, this might be off the wall, but like your significant other or something. It's got to go well together.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
Let her like, boom.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
Like pop. Sarah killed it.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
So like the Met was in New York, right? Yeah. And you are from that area, correct?
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
Nice, dude. I remember being that far away. Where? well i grew up in bama yeah small town and then i went to college in middle tennessee so i was like an hour and 40 from home yeah so i was in mt for five years but then you know come up here and out the way bro yeah it's had 13 hours maybe different It's different.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
I mean, I lived in Iowa my whole life, so it's been, like, went to college there, grew up there, so. So, like, you grew up in a small town, and then Iowa was probably the biggest thing since you grew up, right? Yeah. And then you move here. It's a lot different.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
midwest midwest like what are they like i was they're like some of the nicest people yeah i think yeah like growing up i was nice yeah it's like a saying like growing up too is like if somebody's sick or something happens to another family like my mom would always fix a a dinner or something for them same like you know what i'm saying bring it to their house
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
I think I might, I could, I don't know. I think I might just be the only one.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
No, like Super Bowl winners. But like NFL, I think I was the first one from my school in 50 years.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
Like how recent?
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
It's great to chop it up. I'll see you in the locker room, man.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
Don't change, man. Don't change, man.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
So what? We got a little pepperoni right here on this side. A little cheese on the other.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
Do I want a corner piece? I'm going to go for this one in here. Yeah, you got to. I might as well do the same thing. Might as well. Well, you know what? I'm going to do the pepperoni side.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
I love how it's like cupped pepperonis.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
Yeah, on my face. Surviving out here. The cupped pepperoni is I think slept on.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
I was around probably 7, 6, 7, 7 on pepperoni.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
Yeah, I think so too.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
No, thank you so much, Angelos. Angelos, thank you. For this pizza. I wish you guys would take it home with me.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
Yeah. Yeah, Rory.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
play golf dude what golf yeah that's really that's good yeah golf golf yeah why golf cuz I'm not that good at it right now I just feel like it's cool it's cool to be outside I'd have to pick basketball basketball was my basketball was my first love so do you see his highlights
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
He's dunking over folks. You don't got to watch them.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
One stadium we're going to get to play in is Green Bay. I've always... I wanted to play there. I don't know, I guess the history behind it or just the historical part, but I hope it's snowing, like pouring snow. Cold. Cold, free. Give me the true, was it Wisconsin, right? Wisconsin weather. Wisconsin weather, man.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
Well, to answer the first part, let's see, in 2019, I had a compound fracture in my left leg. And it was a very tough process mentally and physically. And obviously, I wasn't able to walk on it until...
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
maybe the next year so that's when 2020 was and COVID was a thing and in that time that's when you know the power five schools were deciding whether or not football should even be played that year and you know you're sitting there like looking at it I have a bum leg I'm just trying to get back and you're just you don't know if you're going to be able to play this this sport this year and
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
obviously advanced my career to the NFL. And, um, looking back now, I feel like it's, it's gotten me to this point. It's made me a lot stronger. And to answer your second part, just find that support system. Um, you know, I wasn't doing it alone. I always had somebody in my corner. My corner was my parents at the time. And, um, They helped me through it all.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
I was able to be real with them, shed tears with them, just tell them exactly how I was feeling. But that was always that positive support system. And they're still here to this day doing the same thing. So I was blessed for that.
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Thank you for tuning into this episode of exciting mics.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
So, yeah, I watched you in high school. My freshman year in high school. So, like, 17 is your senior year, right? My junior year. My last year. Yeah, dude. I remember watching him when I was in high school. Yeah, I know. It's crazy. It's crazy to think about. Dude, it's crazy to think about.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
How old are you? I'm 22. I'm 28.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
uh like i was there you can't see me right right there you see me you see me left corner left corner yeah yeah but dude i it's just it's crazy to see the bar before you even pick it up it's bending it's freaking this looks like it's gonna break this was dumb because i should listen to eddie uh he wanted me to you know warm up so nah
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
I was gonna say like, everybody like wants to follow you too. Like,
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
you obviously like I played against you for what two three years maybe you had two years and like you were that star player you know we got to worry about you everywhere you go and now you're you put us put you on our team and it's like hey hey two six out there we should be good I think it I think it elevates everybody else absolutely
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It's cool.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
Obviously you have training camp, but like, it's kind of different. And this is in game. Like how your coach really is like, how's he calling the game? Like getting used to that. And, and kind of getting used to the guys you play with. But yeah, after, I mean, after the bye week.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
It's crazy.
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Saquon Barkley on Tush Push Ban, SaQUAD Nickname, & Playing For The Eagles | Exciting Mics Ep 2
It's the climb. I hope people understand.
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Cooper & Reed on Draft Prank Calls, Eagles WINNING Super Bowl, & More! | Exciting Mics Ep. 1
Oh, I said... Oh, I'm so embarrassed. Why? Why?
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Cooper & Reed on Draft Prank Calls, Eagles WINNING Super Bowl, & More! | Exciting Mics Ep. 1
7.30?
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Oh, I forgot.
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Cooper & Reed on Draft Prank Calls, Eagles WINNING Super Bowl, & More! | Exciting Mics Ep. 1
You got to.
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Ask us kind of whatever we want.
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Cooper & Reed on Draft Prank Calls, Eagles WINNING Super Bowl, & More! | Exciting Mics Ep. 1
Okay. What about you?
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Can we eat it on this couch?
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Smells good.
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Thank you. I'm not even talking to the mic. I'm sorry. Shout out Cooper Cheese. I'm over here mesmerized. Dude.
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Excuse My Grandma While We Dive Into Love and Matchmaking Ft. Aleeza Ben Shalom
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No, but you look up to it.
Father Knows Something
149: Father Knows: In-Laws.. Pt. 2
yet they can be sitting out of our view for years and years and years and we forget about them and someone else finds it and wants it, then all of a sudden we're like, nope, nope, that's mine. And I just think that's just a general funny thought about human behavior, how we all kind of do that with things.
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We've all been purging so much of our stuff lately and moving and cleaning up and whatever. Mm-hmm. And there's stuff we never even knew existed still, yet you see it and you're like, oh, I got to keep that. Nope, I'm keeping that. And then it's just going to, I just think the cycle's funny.
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My final thought is it's really interesting as you have a partner, you get more serious, they become part of your family and you become part of theirs. Mm-hmm. And in doing so, I know we always talk so much about, oh, you deal with your family of origin if there's some sort of issue going on.
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At what point does that not necessarily apply when you feel, in this case, to step up and to defend your partner to their parent And I know that there's applicable situations, but it's just interesting in general where that line falls.
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Because it's hard because you become enemy number one the second you do that. It's only in situations where you don't have the time to get on a united front. Because if you're able to step away, which would be the ideal world, step away, you and your partner, figure it out. Is this decision we want to make? Yes. Okay, we're going to go forward and do this as a united front.
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But if you do it, like if I step out and I go out and... or defend against the other family, then all of a sudden you're seen as the problem. It's not my child's not the problem. Oh, it's their partner now coming in and stirring everything up. And then it just becomes this.
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So really, I think if he gets on board and he's down, that's one thing. If he's uninterested, says, no, I'm not going to change the dynamic of my family, then you have a choice to make about your relationship with him. And that's it.
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Hi, Father Knows Something crew. Just want to say a big thank you for both podcasts. I listen every week on my way to work. I'm writing in today regarding an issue I have with my fiancée. A little background, we have been together for five years, engaged for two, and we have a daughter who is 15 months.
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We decided a few months back to cancel our wedding and elope instead, and we would use the money we would spend on the wedding to move interstate. This would be about mid-2026, and in the meantime, we would move into my fiancé's grandfather's house to save some money.
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We decided in September that we needed to kick this plan into place and talk to his grandfather regarding his offer for us to move in. His grandfather would move in with fiancé's dad, who is the grandfather's ex-son-in-law. They have a good relationship. This is where the problem comes in. My fiance's dad has just been diagnosed with lung cancer, so this has put a hold on all of this.
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I can understand this is a really hard time for everyone, especially my fiance and his dad. My problem is I'm extremely unhappy with where we're living now, It's so far from work. I don't like our neighbors. I'm depressed coming home every day. I've expressed this to my fiance in the past, but since his dad diagnosis, I've just pushed my feelings aside. How do I handle all of this?
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How do I support my partner and his dad when I am so unhappy and feel so stuck? Ideal outcome, either be happy with where we are now or be able to move and get our lives together as at the moment, I feel like we're on hold. Additional info, my fiance's grandfather's house is 15 minutes from work. We would be able to save heaps so we can move interstate soon.
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and the house would be just perfect for our daughter with a nice backyard for her to play around in. Also, my fiance's grandfather has started to have falls at home, so it would be safer for him to live with someone.
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So I think just in the way this is written, we're just misconstruing a few things, not us, but just as you, the writer, just because I don't think grandfather owes you guys anything. Circumstances have obviously changed in a very serious way. And yes, it was a great offer. You know, the fact that you canceled the wedding, decide to elope and save the money. That's all still a thing.
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149: Father Knows: In-Laws.. Pt. 2
You're still going to move in a couple of years. You're going to go interstate and that's all good. But all of that building up to the beginning of the story does not mean that just because it was offered once means it's owed to you.
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149: Father Knows: In-Laws.. Pt. 2
And so I just want it, you know, it might be time to just take matters into your own hands.
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149: Father Knows: In-Laws.. Pt. 2
See if it works, right? But let's be sensitive to the fact of also what's going on. And I know you're aware of that, but more in the sense that it's like, right now it feels like, we have to get in grandfather's house no matter what. So he's got to go over and live with fiance's dad because he has to live with someone.
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149: Father Knows: In-Laws.. Pt. 2
So let's get him out so we can stay on our plan. Plans change. And we've talked about this on this show.
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Where plans change and this is life, we have to react. You're not being put in a world ending situation here. So maybe it's having a conversation like you guys were talking about But if that doesn't go well, it's... The grandfather's not in the wrong.
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149: Father Knows: In-Laws.. Pt. 2
The thing is too, like choose happiness, even if it costs you a little extra money, because you don't know if all this money you're saving, you don't know if you're ever going to get to use it. That's the scary part about life is for any of us, it could end right now. You don't know if you have tomorrow.
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It doesn't mean go buy a Lamborghini today, still be smart and live for the future a little bit, but still live in the now. Unless you're going to live in the Lamborghini. Sure, but don't suffer now to try and make sure your future is that much better.
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149: Father Knows: In-Laws.. Pt. 2
No, I think war is fun sometimes. I'm not saying you go start a war on this, but it is fun sometimes.
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I just, I admire our writer for how nice of a person they are in the way they react to this.
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149: Father Knows: In-Laws.. Pt. 2
And I guess one thing is to, yeah, on this one issue, I'm ready to go war with you. Let's go.
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Bring out the tanks. But if you step back and just look at the overall picture, look at your relationship, look at the rest of your life with this relationship and this family, is it worth it? to do whatever you're considering, right?
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So whether you're gonna bury it and just try to forget about it, is that gonna drive you crazy and it'll keep hurting for a very long time and ruining stuff with them? Or are you gonna let them know your feelings and see that? are you gonna go to war? Which doesn't seem like, you've already said that's not really your style.
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So I would just take a step back and look at what you would like going forward, kind of like in your ideal outcome and just really judge decisions based on that, because it's a slippery slope when you stop going to things and you start avoiding, you know, the game of telephone sucks. And so if you're gonna be clear, find your moment with your partner to do that.
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And then also, because you're saying it's like ringing these alarm bells with everything else, you're starting to look at the whole situation differently. Maybe keep that in mind and continue your interactions and see if anything else falls in that way, because
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I like making decisions off of patterns and not off of one just, unless it's really bad, but just one weird thing or one very blatant, rude thing like this. With the rest of the family, I'd be curious if you find a pattern to then make a decision based off that.
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Well, would you tell the sister, hey, I don't want to be anywhere around this guy. Well, she did, didn't she? And with the holidays approaching, I'm nervous. So are you planning on bringing him? If so, here's my plan.
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Well, I don't know why you're concerned at all about your sister and what she's going through because she hasn't given an ass about you.
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I think, I mean, yes, it's very difficult and it's hard to watch someone go through this, but you've already kind of made your decision and have your answer. So really it's the advice is just stick to it and don't fold on it. If he's there or if you show up and you've been blindsided and he's there, you can go. I mean, you know, you're not, you're in no way tied to them.
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You don't have to see them all the time. You don't have to go to certain events. You know, even your partner's cool with it. So if you're supported, then just stick to your guns and that's it.
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Well, because it does include Thanksgiving, technically. It begins the holiday season. And then we're going to run right into New Year's.
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Yeah, I have so many different things running through my head. The first of which is living situations work for a time generally, whether it's living with a parent, living with a friend, living with roommates. Mm-hmm. you'll get to a point where that expires. And it's just like, you need your own place or you and your partner need your own place. That's natural.
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So yeah, I think we've hit that point, which is good because you can grow and hopefully you're able to save up enough to do that at this point. But even if not, definitely it's gonna be more healthy outside of that zone of control. Another thing that's interesting is how we all have things that are sentimental to us, no matter where on the scale that falls.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
I appreciate the offer, but no, like truly Greg's a nice guy, but he's just not what I'm looking for.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Anna, I'm calling from Las Vegas.
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Greg Said What On Their Hike?
I thought to myself, I bet I know what this is. And now I definitely know what this is.
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Greg Said What On Their Hike?
I wanted a way to do something that I loved for the rest of my life.
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Greg Said What On Their Hike?
I'm okay. Is this a joke? Why is a radio show calling me?
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Yeah, it's got to be Greg, right?
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Honestly, he's a lot. Like... I'll give him this. He was funny at first, but then, I don't know, it just felt like everything turned into a meme or some joke. He doesn't really, like, know when to stop and turn it off, you know what I mean? Yeah.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
I get the sense, like, to an extent, that's who he is, and so, like, that's why... it felt like a lot. Like if it came off as nerves, like it would be one thing, you know what I mean? But because it was, it was just constant. And I did get the sense of his personality. It was a lot to take in. And don't get me wrong.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Like the hike was fun, but after the kiss, like he just tried to make it this whole comedy routine. And I am truly all for humor, but it just didn't feel genuine, you know, like because it felt like he was on.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Yeah, aspects of it were funny. It was, like, just kind of making cracks about everything, and, like, there was a crack about, like, you know, the view that we had was absolutely stunning, and he sort of, like, made a joke about, like, you know, if we fell and this was how our lives ended, essentially, like, at least we'd have a good view for it. And that was a lot.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
And then it was just, there was a lot, a lot of talk about memes. Like, I can't really adequately express that.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Yeah. Kind of felt like he was obsessing over them, and I just don't think that's a match for me.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
I think it was him, too, because he would kind of see something on the hype and... try to figure out what kind of meme it could make. Like we'd see like this stunning tree and it would be like, oh, well, what funny joke can I make with that? And, you know, it was just, it was a lot instead of just kind of enjoying what was around us. It was like he was trying to figure out
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
how he could, you know, get recognition somehow out of it. Content creator life. And then there was like this one point where we were trying to like take a left, but there are these two rocks that was sort of like blocking that path. And he just sort of made a joke about how like, oh, wouldn't it make just such a great meme about, you know, two rocks don't make a right and that kind of thing.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Yeah, and then he was just cracking up over it, and I just sort of was sitting there kind of giving pity laughs because, you know, what else are you supposed to do?
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Greg, it's just like, you're a stand-up comedy show that never ends. And so it just, it gets to be a lot. Like, I don't know when you're being real or if you're just setting up for a punchline.
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Greg Said What On Their Hike?
And I don't doubt that the meme page is great, but in real life, I don't need running commentary on everything around me 24-7. I want someone I can actually connect with, and when someone's just making commentary, it sort of feels like they're in their own world, but not really present with me.
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Greg Said What On Their Hike?
No, I don't like boring guys. I don't want someone who's cracking jokes 24-7. Like, I ideally would like a happy medium. Somewhere in between there would be great. Half boring, half funny.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Er war ein Loof.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Also the chair is crazy, like they don't even let you lay down.
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Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
My inner child just came out.
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In the early hours of December 4th, 2024, CEO Brian Thompson stepped out onto the streets of Midtown Manhattan.
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This assailant pulls out a weapon and starts firing at him.
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We're talking about the CEO of the biggest private health insurance corporation in the world. And the suspect.
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Became one of the most divisive figures in modern criminal history.
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Listen to Law and Crime's Luigi exclusively on Wondery Plus. You can join Wondery Plus on the Wondery app, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts. In the early hours of December 4th, 2024, CEO Brian Thompson stepped out onto the streets of Midtown Manhattan.
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Became one of the most divisive figures in modern criminal history.
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When Luigi Mangione was arrested for allegedly shooting the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, he didn't just spark outrage, he ignited a cultural firestorm. Is the system working, or is it time for a reckoning? I'm Jesse Weber. Listen to Law & Crime's Luigi exclusively on Wondery+.
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Judy Blume Forever! | 54
In the early hours of December 4th, 2024, CEO Brian Thompson stepped out onto the streets of Midtown Manhattan.
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This assailant starts firing at him. And the suspect... He has been identified as Luigi Nicholas Mangione.
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...became one of the most divisive figures in modern criminal history.
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Listen to Law and Crime's Luigi exclusively on Wondery Plus. You can join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts. In the early hours of December 4th, 2024, CEO Brian Thompson stepped out onto the streets of Midtown Manhattan.
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This assailant starts firing at him. And the suspect. He has been identified as Luigi Nicholas Mangione.
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Became one of the most divisive figures in modern criminal history.
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Judy Blume Forever! | 54
In the early hours of December 4th, 2024, CEO Brian Thompson stepped out onto the streets of midtown Manhattan.
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We're talking about the CEO of the biggest private health insurance corporation in the world. And the suspect.
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Became one of the most divisive figures in modern criminal history.
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I'm Jesse Weber, host of Luigi, produced by Law & Crime and Twist. This is more than a true crime investigation. We explore a uniquely American moment that could change the country forever.
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This assailant pulls out a weapon and starts firing at him.
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Tik Tok, Traitors and Scary Island | 36
This assailant starts firing at him. And the suspect. He has been identified as Luigi Nicholas Mangione.
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This assailant pulls out a weapon and starts firing at him.
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He has been identified as Luigi Nicholas Mangione.
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This assailant starts firing at him. And the suspect. He has been identified as Luigi Nicholas Mangione.
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And some of those bitches might be in the room right now.
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This assailant starts firing at him. And the suspect. He has been identified as Luigi Nicholas Mangione.
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He's awoken the people to a true issue.
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It's on SoundCloud right now, actually.
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This assailant starts firing at him. And the suspect. He has been identified as Luigi Nicholas Mangione.
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He's awoken the people to a true issue.
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This assailant pulls out a weapon and starts firing at him.
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He has been identified as Luigi Nicholas Mangione.
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I was targeted, premeditated, and meant to sow terror.
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He's awoken the people to a true issue.
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Normalize Gay Chaos (with Watch What Crappens) | 43
This assailant pulls out a weapon and starts firing at him.
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Normalize Gay Chaos (with Watch What Crappens) | 43
I was targeted, premeditated, and meant to sow terror.
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Finally, maybe this would lead rich and powerful people to acknowledge the barbaric nature of our health care system.
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Yes. I saw a meme that said, Sutton to Dorit. And it was that meme.
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Encore: Keke Keeps a Check (with Sofie Pavitt) | 51
queen. So funny. So she was the payday advance like teller, bank teller. I don't know. But she was so funny. And so when she's laughing at the credit score, I was like, however, let me say this. When she laughed at the credit score in my theater, silent. No one laughed at all. I was like, so there's some learnings that need to be done.
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And then when she comes back at the end too, they're like, I just don't like her attitude. Listen, if you've ever hated a bitch for no reason, this is a movie for you. What else? I thought that SZA's boyfriend in this was hot. Of course.
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But at the same time, you didn't.
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Whenever she's like, you want to marry me? So bad. I was like, oh, that's you and me.
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Were you grinding at least? I am from Tulsa, Oklahoma. No, there was no pre-ranking experience. But what I do want to talk about is, oh my gosh, what's his name? Lil Rel. The EMT? No, not the EMT. Oh, the sneaker.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. When they're trying to sell him some Jordans that they found on an electric pole, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Kiki says something like, oh, they were my uncles, Cornelius, who died in the water. And then Lil Rel starts sobbing, like, oh, my people, they've all had bad experiences with water, slavery, you know. And then she's like, okay, you can have them for a discount.
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This is only for football or for, does Philly have a, oh, the 76ers. Duh.
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Yeah, I was kind of like, get my sister's third car back.
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Makeup, done the entire movie. I'm like, you just had blood all over your body. It's like nothing is budged. And that's correct, actually.
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Okay, I want to talk about fun lines because there was one line at the very end that I was like, I have to write this on. This is so funny. This is so us. When they have the hot Cheeto martini and Kiki was like, ghetto, but has a runway quality about it. That's an Andre Leon Talley quote. Wait, is it?
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No, I was only for football or for basketball, too. And I remember the Philadelphia 76ers made famous from uncut gyms.
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But one of my favorite lines besides- Wait, I am so the Kiki and you're so the SZA.
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Wait, I do want to say church's representation, church's chicken. I have actually not ventured that way. Okay, yep. That's the biracial coming out, I fear. My mom loves church's chicken. Really? Like to a degree that it's like, I would be like, not church's. Please, Popeye's. Please. God. Yeah, there's like one church's I also do that.
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I love the NBA. Are you kidding? Stuff happens to me that doesn't happen anywhere else in the world. Kevin Durant calling himself a service worker.
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Also, this is an acting review. Are you in? Are you out? Listen, I think she's an actress. I think she really is. Because she acted like she painted on those freckles every day for years. She acted like she's not taking sides in Kendrick Drake. And she acted very well in this movie.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm like, wait, she's like funny. Yeah. Especially as like a first time actor. I think so too. Love her. Well, on camera, first time actor.
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Okay, one thing about me. I want a sequel. I want 50. I want these movies to happen forever. Different cities.
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I want different cities, different apartments. I want us in it. Different sneakers. I want it all. Different payday loan place.
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Truly, yes. My skin is like acting out, I think. Like she's throwing a tantrum because she said, wait, where have we been? It's fine, where have we been? Okay, I have a question for you.
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Are you a lover or a hater? How do you identify?
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Are you a lover or hater of pimple patches? Hater. Extravagant shelfies? Love. Lover. Skincare on planes. Hate. Oil cleansers. Hate. And thank you for saying it. And thank you for saying it. Because people think I'm crazy. Hunter just got her look in with my community of Gen Z-ers. She will put on a pimple patch and act like she's 19.
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But I love that you said that because I've thought this for years, like going to you, it's like some facials are like a tutoring session, right? Like triage, how do I like get my skin in a condition that I want? And others are more like luxury experiences, like get the hand massage, all this stuff. And I think there's room for both. Totally.
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You have to be a genuine learner.
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Yes, like you have to like kind of suss out the truth. Yeah. Okay, but I do want to know, what do you think are the dangers of like the skincare misinformation that happens on the internet a lot where like everyone is an esthetician? Ugh. So they say, everyone knows what you should be using. Everyone knows, like, I don't know.
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It's like crazy what people are, the advice that they give you and what they're certain you need, you can't live without.
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I also feel like people are, like, taking advice without knowing what their skin is actually like. Yes.
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Like, why are you taking advice from someone who has dry skin when your skin is super oily?
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I'm not taking advice from a man.
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You heard it here first. Get that. Close in on that. Okay, I want to talk about your product line. Yes. Because you years ago introduced me to mandelic acid and now you have your own and I use it. Maybe I use it way too much, honestly. Like it's so like sensory. It's like so smooth and just goes on so easy. And it's like the thing I don't have to think about doing every single day.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. That chain was, like, bigger than a cell phone.
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Okay, I have to say yes, thank you for Sophie Pappet face because it is amazing. Shout out to your cleanser, the green cleanser, the clean, clean, the clean, clean cleanser, which I use every shower I've ever taken. It is a perfect shower cleanser. God bless. I love it. Okay, tell me, what is the number one tip that you give your clients in the studio?
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Well, I didn't see you because you disappeared on the couch. I didn't know where you were. Oh my God. Oh my God. You see how I did that? You see how I brought us back?
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great this is my last question what is worth the investment because i feel like people are always like oh you can get botox for like 25 you can get this for 25 and it's like but shouldn't i want it to cost a little bit more if someone's putting a needle into my face like what do you think is like this is what you should spend your money on mate groupon botox is never a good idea
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Well, let me say this. I had a hangover on Saturday that was like biblical. Like it was so bad. Remy just sat down next to me and went to sleep. I saw that photo. It was that bad. But perfect opportunity to watch most of season one and all of season two of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Ever heard of it? Don't act like here she go when I see you trying to engagement bait with Roni.
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And I know what I do because Sophie was my plug. I have a Saluma and I truly sit, do it every morning. Every other morning for 30 minutes, I sit under this thing.
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Oh, this is so, can I say cunt? This is so cunt, oh my God. Like, no, and I'm hungry.
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And I am Didi of Dexter. That is us. That is you as hell.
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Sophie Pavet Face, thank you so much. And a little snack too. Every other guest has flopped compared to this. No offense. And Sophie, where can people follow you and keep up with you?
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And it's working. Anyway, I'm going to bring up a few little things. Okay. They had a game night. Like a new girl was invited, like a new like kind of like friend of Brandy. I can't remember Brandy's last name. Whatever. This girl's on crutches. These two sisters, Kim and Kyle Richards, sister of Kathy Hilton. Oh, yes. Yeah.
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Finally, maybe this would lead rich and powerful people to acknowledge the barbaric nature of our health care system.
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I've got to bring this down a little bit.
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Did you get a text from a parent before being like, don't watch the inauguration? We're going to stick it to Trump. Nope, not even a little bit. I did. I was like, sorry, why would I do that? I have Beverly Hills to watch. Why would I watch the inauguration? I'm young. Yes. Wait, that's which parent? Your mom or your dad? My dad, of course. Definitely chain text, like 50 typos. It was crazy.
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It was funny. Okay. The inauguration. What do you need to know? It was moved indoors because of the weather because it was so cold, which I'm kind of obsessed with that detail. Like that the inauguration was in. It just sounds so like junky, so raggedy. Like the White House is really a raggedy place.
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Okay, I have to talk about Melania Trump's hat. Yeah. Did you see it? Don't take my joke. That Michael Jackson ass hat. That hat said, the thing about my baby, it don't matter if she's black or white. But it's like fascist or cruel, like in this remix of hers.
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I don't care about that. Okay, circle back. Okay, but there is something political that I am obsessed with. I mean, I talked about it at brunch last weekend. Like, this is how, also the friend who's a political reporter, so it made sense. Can I introduce you to the feud between Jill Biden and Nancy Pelosi?
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White criminal on white criminal crime. It is something that is like... Okay, let me take you back. So Nancy Pelosi obviously urged Joe Biden both publicly and privately to step down and put a lot of pressure on him. And then Jill Biden did an interview with the Washington Post, very softball interview. Nothing really of note was said except for that she said that...
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They hit her crutches because they hated her so much and they get into it. And like Kim obviously like has like a really bad problem with alcohol and drugs, which her sister completely refuses to help her with in any way except for blaming her for and then making herself out to be the victim of this. We'll get to that. Later, on a later episode, perhaps. Don't get me started on that.
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She and Nancy, like the Bidens and the Pelosi's have been friends for 50 years and that they're like never going to repair basically. Like friendship, they fell out hard over this, over Nancy Pelosi saying Joe Biden should not be president.
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Which the people said themselves, but.
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Okay, now get ready. So then in response to that interview, Nancy Pelosi's daughter, Alexandra, who has me blocked on Twitter. For what? Girl, who knows? Probably many a thing. Yeah. Yeah. Alexander tells Politico, quote, if I was Lady McBiden, I put on my big girl pants, play the long game and think about my husband's legacy.
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There aren't that many people left in America who have something nice to say about Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi is one of them. I want to bring a few things. Lady McBiden, first of all. Big girl pants. Play the long game. There aren't that many people in America who have something nice to say about Joe Biden. That is true. This is out of a confessional on Housewives.
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No, this is like Ramona talking about Luann. Like, this is so ugly and crazy to say, however true. Then the political thing goes more into how like Nancy Pelosi, this is like, we're so, everyone in government is so old. Nancy Pelosi fell and she was like nervous that she shouldn't get the White House to help because then Joe Biden, mad, would not send her a plane.
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That's how deep this feud goes when you're 80 something years old. So then – It's like 50 years of friendship. These motherfuckers are knocking on death's door, by God. But wait. Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi have actually been very close in, like, government for a long time. He would borrow her car even when he was in, like, on the West Coast. Yeah.
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But then part of this confusion from the Biden family, apparently, according to Politico, is that they're like, what do you mean 50-year friendship? We don't know Jill. Yeah. That's crazy. She said, you can't even get in. We don't know her. Who's that? The man is our friend. We don't know you. I'm like, no, it really goes over. It's just I love it. I'm sorry. I can't.
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And it's like funny because it's like two people who stubborn as hell can't tell them anything.
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But then this one couple on that show broke into some kind of state dinner. And it, like, actually was a big, like, national security risk. And it got canceled. Sure, sure. So just Our Government. Yeah, yeah.
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Anyway, I, yeah, I'm just like, oof, Jill Biden getting her lashings. I love it.
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I don't know. I don't know. I hope so, though. This is, like, this is really sending me to another dimension. Like, this is so Carol Bethany. This is Aviva Carol. One day that'll make sense to me. We're losing recipes.
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But we're going to open the schools for you, baby. We're going to keep them around for one more year to open them for you.
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Okay, this is about to be a different show.
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And something about, speaking of football, Eagles winning, do you see the Chiefs? I think Travis Kelsey is having a glow down in this relationship. He's dressing worse than ever.
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Witch, Kyle Richards. And they hide her crutches. And then she's like, well, at least I'm not going to the bathroom doing crystal meth every 30 seconds. And these women in concert, they both jump up pointing their finger at her. And she's like, you guys are like evil. And they're like, you're a slut pig. It was outrageous. Slut pig is crazy.
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Let's unpack that. And listen, do not forget under any circumstances. Do not forget to put on your mandelic acid tonight.
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Why don't you take a look at me? I did. Why don't you take a look at me?
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People are getting mad at me for saying it, but like Beverly Hills was not as good as Roni. Like season one of Beverly Hills was like very, very, very boring. Season two, it kind of perks up a little bit. Once Brandy, I think Glanville. Once Brandy comes in the mix, she kind of stirs the pot a little bit. And thank God. Because it's like, it's a cast of, what did I say?
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It's a cast of Avivas and one Sonia. A cast of people obsessed with how they come across and one tragic figure. Where are you on Runny right now? They just got back from Morocco. Oh, my God. I love it. The Morocco trip is so underrated. Morocco is crazy.
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Luann is at dinner being like come to dinner now and Ramona and Sonia fully not just fully ignoring her and then we have Kelly talking to Alex being like just calm down just calm down and Alex is like stop yelling at my face and then Luann iconic is like what a witch go back to the cupboard you climbed out of okay so it seems like we're gonna have to do a part two of the
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Encore: Keke Keeps a Check (with Sofie Pavitt) | 51
You can only see a floating head. It's like a Harry Potter. I take these sunglasses off too.
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We are getting so off track because what are we talking about this week? We're talking about Kiki Palmer's new movie with SZA, One of Them Days. And we're also talking about the political feud that I cannot stop thinking about slash the inauguration.
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And then later, I'm so happy that I have a zit today because we're joined by New York City's acne whisperer herself, Sophie Pavitt, to talk about skincare tricks and skincare skills.
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And I really was like, ooh, I'm feeling good today. I don't know if you know, but I have a cover story out now. I saw it in your chest. And I said, ooh, I'll dress up a little bit today. Simply sinking into the couch. Simply. I look like Zach Braff in Garden State. The funniest thing is, like, if it was a short skirt or, like, sleeveless, like, maybe.
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Okay, well, I tried to not go to Alabama Draft House because I have a negative time every time.
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The man that greets, what's his name? He's the nicest man ever. I've only seen one man outside of it, and it was Jack Antonoff. That was several years ago with a girl.
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pretty chill well I did get there 30 minutes early and I ate an entire bag of medium popcorn and you know I can't have too much popcorn because it gets stuck in my teeth and gives me a belly ache so it was like me and then this one woman comes in and she sits right next to me okay and it's like that's what the ticket she bought and she's like on the phone with her son being like Jalen Jalen you know you don't have school tomorrow right
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It was so funny. She's like, where's grandma? I tried to call her. She didn't answer. How did her phone get on silent? Like, so me, me, me, me. Like, you know how someone over age of 75 starts getting on their phone and it's like, why are you on red note with a silent phone and getting texts from Kamala Harris? Like, what's going on?
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So that was really funny. And then she was like, I'm seeing this movie. No one's going to interrupt my me time. She looked at me. She's like, what's the name of this movie? I said, One of Them Days. She said, thank you.
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I was like, oh, that's me, me, me, me, me. The way that she turned her phone off when the lights went down. I said, oh, sister. Full off, not even silence. She said literally verbatim, no one's interrupting my me time. I loved her. Loved every bit of it.
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Encore: Keke Keeps a Check (with Sofie Pavitt) | 51
No, it would look even worse. At least it's like this. At least I'm, like, at least I look completely, like, just a head on top of a chair. If you had to put on a little sweater. She put a little pillow behind her back. Oh, yeah. Just to try to do a little something. Ooh, girl. I couldn't. I'd take my sunglasses off. It's like Stevie Wonder in conversation with himself. God.
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I wish something that dramatic happened. It was like me and my sister. And then there were like some white gays who were talking about like, soft canceling their other friend from like going to the inauguration. I was like, I don't want to, I don't want to see that.
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Encore: Keke Keeps a Check (with Sofie Pavitt) | 51
I thought it was really fun. I really liked, I mean, I love Katie Palmer in everything. Like can do anything, natural performer, charisma times a million trillion. I was really like, there are so many like LA things that I was kind of like, maybe I'm not getting every joke, which I felt kind of like out of the loop on, but I had a, listen,
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If you've ever hated to pay rent, if you've ever been annoyed by a woo-woo bitch, this is a movie for you.
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And I wasn't going to take it there, but, like, you know, the girl who has, like, the reddest hair in the world, that's a type. That is a type. No, when a black girl dyes her hair red, know that she's serious. And I don't mean, like, red, like, Zendaya as MJ.
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I mean, like, red as a Loewe tomato. She is serious. And you know our good sister, Evan Nicole Brown.
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A woman who's never seen a deadline that she has not missed. Like, that's who she was playing. And I said, listen, I believe it. When she said that Lana's coming before, sometime in the fall, it comes December 31st, damn near. Yeah.
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Yes, they genuinely seem like really good friends.
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And their whole chemistry, this whole press tour has been so funny.
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The only episode of Hot Ones I've ever enjoyed. Say it. Say that. They were so funny with Issa. They made such a choose between Rihanna.
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Justin Bieber and... Who's the third person?
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Yeah. And he says, oh, like, ate a wing so she wouldn't have to answer. And he's just like, just say Bieber. Yeah. And if that's not us. Not who I put at the bottom. Yeah.
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That was one of my critiques. I wanted more of Cat Williams. Like, he was so, like, man who just waits outside of a strip mall is such a type of man.
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Let me say that. The rotating sunglasses. Every single time he had different pairs of sunglasses on. So he's in this movie. He waits outside of a cash advance. Yeah.
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Yeah. Payday loans. And he's like trying to get my sisters out of the gutter. He's like, don't do it. These are predatory loans. Like a thousand percent APR. Like it was just so crazy. He was so funny, but I wanted more from him. Yeah. That was a good line. Yes, yes. Janelle James as the nurse. And, you know, we talked about mean nurses. We've not talked about nurses who are so incompetent.
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And I'm talking, of course, about the time I'd get blood drawn and my nurse took a smoke break. In the middle of taking blood out of my body, she took a smoke break.
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This assailant pulls out a weapon and starts firing at him.
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He has been identified as Luigi Nicholas Mangione.
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I was targeted, premeditated, and meant to sow terror.
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Finally, maybe this would lead rich and powerful people to acknowledge the barbaric nature of our health care system.
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This assailant starts firing at him. And the suspect. He has been identified as Luigi Nicholas Mangione.
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This assailant starts firing at him. And the suspect. He has been identified as Luigi Nicholas Mangione.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
Yeah, I remember you sent me a voice note recently where you're just kind of like, you're the biggest hater.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
Thank you. The crazy part was like me being like when I found them, but truly I didn't think it was going to be that bad. Like I didn't think anything would happen.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
Yeah, I was. I feel like that was kind of the big thing when this started getting a lot of awards buzz was like, yeah, that was kind of the thing everyone knew before she was even nominated. Kind of like, if this happens, it'll be historic for this reason.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
Well, because I am crazy, first of all. I think, okay, I feel like this is something that no one really talks about. Everyone overlooks. But if you're someone who is a journalist or has written about celebrities and you see a lot of tweets that someone has still up, you're going to look for certain keywords at a point.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
I feel like I personally am always curious where a celebrity or someone famous or who's in the spotlight, kind of where they fall off. politically based on things they've said. And I did see a tweet where she used the word Islamist. And to me that, you know, gets my sensors up. So I was like, oh, she tweeted this, like, perhaps there's more.
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Again, didn't think there was going to be anything like what I saw. But it was really me just being curious. Like, I feel like this happens with so many people.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
First of all, the first one I saw, I was like, oh, that's pretty bad. And then I kept going through and I was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Like, how is this so bad? Like, it keeps getting worse. I was like shaking. I was so shocked by it. And I was abroad. Like, I was in Southeast Asia at the time. So I was a full like 13 to 16 hours ahead of everyone I knew time zone wise.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
And I texted one of my friends being like, dude, you'll never guess what I just saw. Like, this is the craziest thing. And I think the craziest part was that I will say people were already kind of coming for her because of what she had said about Fernanda Torres. And kind of just like how she's been in the spotlight has been a bit controversial based on other things she said.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
And also like her defense of the movie, which a lot of people found baseline problematic.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
So it wasn't all me. Like, there was already a ball rolling here, you know? But I was surprised because of all that, that there was no traction on these tweets. Like, I'm telling you, like, one like, two likes. And this is stuff from 2016 to 2022. Hardly any real response. responses.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
One of my friends, I sent it to even screen recorded going through the tweets and you could see even in the views, like, you know, when you look at tweets in someone's feed, you see the amount of views they have. And this was like, so I was like 200 views. So I'm like, oh wow. Like people already find this person problematic and they didn't even see this.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
So that's what was, I was mostly shocked because no one else had seen it.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
It is. Well, I will say allegedly a couple of them that were going around that like other screenshots were fake, like the Selena Gomez one apparently was totally fake. And some people said maybe the Hitler one wasn't real. But at that point, like it's like that wasn't tipping the scale in any way.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
But yeah, I think it was just surprising that it was, like, truly not a persona she had of being maybe, like, a right-wing aggressor or someone who has one identity but also has another of, like, kind of Caitlyn Jenner-esque.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
That wasn't even her identity, which I think was also very surprising. But yeah, I mean, it was all just really shocking. And once those tweets started going viral, I did also get a lot of DMs from Spanish speakers who were telling me that like the translations didn't do how hateful it was justice.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
Like there were certain words she was using to describe Muslim women that would kind of have translated to animal tonally. Like it was apparently even worse in Spanish, which is something that maybe the translations didn't give off.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
So again, it was just like, what? Like, how did they not find this?
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
Oh, yeah, that was good. That was really good. Yeah, it was crazy because the initial reaction wasn't an apology. She actually didn't say, I'm sorry. She just acknowledged it and was like, yeah, those are things I said. And I said this in an interview. I think when it comes to people saying terrible things, there is a way to start coming back from it and to be very sincere and show humility and
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
Being like, yeah, I said these things that are very terrible and like fully acknowledging it as a bad thing you said that hurt a specific group of people. That wasn't her first instinct at all shows me this is more about her chance for winning an Oscar being totally kind of ruined, perhaps. over stuff she said and stood by for a very long time.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
Like, I don't think she ever really apologized for it. It's all coming from a very, very defensive place. Like in one of them, she was like, you'd be surprised to know I, one of the people I love the most in my life is a Muslim.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
It can't be that. Yeah. It's also like, who is this friend? Yeah. No, no, no. Show me to me. Like, who the hell is this person? Bring him out. It's time. And also, you only say that if it's a novelty for you. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to be out here being like, you'd be surprised to know I have an Asian friend. The reason why you're surprised is because you hate this person.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
That's the shocking part. Yeah. You're hateful and you have a friend who is like the person you hate.
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Of like going viral over something stupid. This is, I will say, the most intense of anything that I've been a part of. Also, because like you guys know me, I'm just Sarah. Like I'm not out here like a part of the industry in that way. Like I'm not a movie person. Like I don't work in film. I live in Toronto. I don't do anything.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
And to me, it was just very surprising that like I was a part of this conversation at all. Yeah. Like it's like so laughable that it's me. And I don't really give a shit about like online racists or trolls ever.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
But I think once I started getting bigger, like with that variety interview, I didn't really end up looking at what anyone was saying about that outside of like my friends who were messaging me or whatever. But I'd say most of all, it's been great. Like Brazilians love me now. Sarah Hagee, come to Brazil. They literally are out here calling me Sarah Hagee da Silva. Yeah. So that's pretty awesome.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
I think it's been mostly positive, but it's also just like weird because again, I'm like, who am I? The world is too small that someone like me could have done this.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
That's the most shocking thing to me. It's like I feel like baseline if there is a film that becomes this big and one of the stars maybe didn't have the global recognition. This isn't like Zoe Saldana who's been famous for the last like whatever amount of years. Like this is someone who's new to this type of fame.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
You see that many tweets from someone. I think without even looking specifically, nuke all those tweets from before when they started tweeting about their film or whatever. Yeah.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
It just seems so obvious to me. And that's what's so surprising. It's like, if you're that famous or becoming that famous, the easiest footprint to get rid of would be Twitter.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
Well, listen. Demi, Demi, Demi. Demi and I, with my famous friends, like I don't lead with that.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
Like she's just Demi to me. You know what I mean? It's like the way you're just like Hunter, you're just Peyton. Like it's not about those things. So I felt very violated with that. No, it's so funny. Imagine I was actually friends with Demi Moore.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
Why would I have met her? I'm like, what is this? I think also it's because after I did those tweets, I made a joke saying, you're welcome, Demi Moore. Yes, I saw that. But it's true. It's like, you know, it was between her and Carla, right? Yeah. I don't know. I think it was really stupid.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
I think that kind of ruined everything because I was like, man, like blind items, you really just can't be saying anything. Yeah.
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But hey, if you want to give me money, you can give me money.
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Is the Beyhive Ready? (with Sarah Hagi) | 38
You can follow me on Twitter. Twitter.com slash KindaHagee and Scamfluencers. Yeah, that's basically it. Thank you, Sarah. Thanks so much, Sarah. I love you guys.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
And then it turns out Dr. Robbie goes through his locker and he was stealing medication. And it's like, okay, well, is she redeemed now? In my eyes, no. No. She was still annoying from the very beginning. Like she was right, but she was annoying about it. Absolutely. Many such cases.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
You know what he looks like? Who? Skinny Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
Yeah. Yeah. With a really dark hair. Yeah. I can see that. I don't really care for him, but I did like that he came back in the nick of time when he returned to the hospital. I love that.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
I need someone to kind of tell her about herself. It's a little annoying. Because she can be a little bit condescending in a way that is annoying.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
Let's be for real. I think it's because like the medical staff, the doctors on the show have to like find resolutions quickly because like the patients are so chaotic. Not even chaotic, but just like have so much story, have so much like complication, which is what I like about the show that like the patients really do feel like pretty realized in a short amount of time.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
I'm thinking about the child patients that are like, I was like really getting emotional about those patients. The pregnant black woman surrogate with her, the couple that she was, being a surrogate for, um, as like her coworker at a school or something. And then I really loved the elderly black man who had like a lot of medical knowledge, but like no one really knew why.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
And they thought, did he used to work at this hospital? But he drove a kind of like a makeshift ambulance during a time of segregation. Yeah. And I thought that was like, so I'm so happy that that story was like on TV. And I thought it was also like really wonderfully done and only like a few and like a very short amount of time.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
Yeah. But a TV show has not made me so sad. And like the way that one like young girl wants to get an abortion and her mom is like so against it. And yet her aunt is like, no, that's my girl. I've got you. Like, how can we make this happen for you? Those kind of like moral conundrums, I think the show does pretty well. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I can't believe I'm watching a medical drama.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I think that's like a really underappreciated like by me piece of the show because when they have the COVID flashbacks, I'm like, oh yeah. Right. Totally. But the drama just in every day of the ER, every day of the ER, every hour of the ER, I think that is like such a good conceit because it really does feel like, oh my gosh, like it can be anything at any one time.
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It's like being on Twitter. It's like, who knows what's going to happen today? Yeah.
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Wow. Okay. But I mean, I'm ready. I love this show. I'm like, I want four seasons immediately.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
So be good at that. Bitch. No, I would not be.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
Okay. We ask everyone who comes on the show a quick intro question and it is, are you a lover or a hater? How do you identify?
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
Yes, yes. Because when I think about you, I'm like, okay, Louis has an encyclopedic knowledge of pop. Yes. Of women and pop specifically. And that only comes from being a lover, I think. I agree. You have to love to like learn. For sure.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
No, that is 100% true. Yeah. Okay, we want to go rapid fire.
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Girl, let me get a pen so I can take some notes.
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Oh, yeah. Neither do I. I don't even know why I would ask about that.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
Well, I was with some of our friends and one of them ordered one at the bar and I was like, hmm, that's in like a little cute whatever bottle or whatever. Okay. Let me tell you about your niece, Remy.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
I like it. Abracadabra is really an earworm. It's, like, in my head, like, you wouldn't believe. And I'm, again, I mean, my gaga knowledge is not the greatest, mostly because I went to Catholic school, and I find it all a little bit much.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
No, I loved Born This Way. I loved at my Zumba class that I went to in high school, we would listen to You and I as like our cool down stretch.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
Amazing song. Oh, love. And then it wasn't really until A Star is Born, a little indie feature called A Star is Born that I locked in and I was like, oh, and we're far from the shallow now.
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Whitney Lanithia Harris. She has been – talk about working my nerves – She is so funny. She has this one. Okay. So, you know, all dogs love like the lambies, the lamb chop toys. And Remy has one that I call her wicked lambie because it's a Halloween lambie that has a witch's hat on it. It's her Elphaba lambie.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
No, of course. I was born drinking coffee, sitting on a front porch, gossiping. about the neighbors. I was born to do that. That's actually my calling. So I want to quickly, can you give us some context into like the pre mayhem Gaga era? Cause it was like, she was doing the pharmaceutical stuff.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
No, I'm happy to do that. Oh my God. I'm going to say HIPAA. She has the boyfriend who was like, we need you to lock in and get back in the studio and make pop music again. And then the third little piece of it is that she'd done... films.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
She started doing like Stars Born stuff and then unfortunately was in like two of the most unfortunate forays into big budget filmmaking which was the House of Gucci and the Joker sequel.
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And sometimes she like wakes up, comes out of the crate, has the lambie in her mouth already, jumps in the bed. And I'm like, oh, she's starting. Yeah. Like, she is starting.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
Okay. Okay. I mean, it is, I think I read this in the Pitchfork Review. It's like she's reheating her nachos, but in a way that is like, actually, they're still good. Like they're still, they're not fresh, but they're still tasty.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
You're going to eat these nachos. Yeah. Which is another, I think not, I see what you're saying about like the truest stars should be looking forward, but it is also like a talent. For sure. A lot of people cannot do that, Adele. Yeah. Honestly, T. No, like, no, sorry, did I lie?
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
She really, like, she's already ready. And the way that she will try to, like, want me to play fetch with it, but then will, like, run away at the last minute. Like, her yabba-dabba-doo ass, her feet on the hardwood, like, scrambling, running. I'm like, oh my gosh, you're... You're so me. Like she is.
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Yeah, yeah. But Abracadabra, I don't know if I hear her inspire, but I'm like, oh, but I still love this.
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Yes. I mean, plane, bus, train, another plane, another club.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
Tell us favorite Mayhem songs, least favorite Mayhem songs.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
I was like, wait, this needs to be a David Hedger movie right now.
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Causing Mayhem (with DJ Louie XIV) | 46
Yes. She's persistent. Although I was with someone who was like, oh, you have like a little white dog, right? With like stuff around their eyes. I said, oh, you called me a monkey. That's what you just called me. So you want me dead. So you want me dead.
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And which one? But wait, can I say, I was listening, and I was like, oh, I hear it. Like, it is, what is it called?
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community of course it's her you know you know me girl be for real hunter was on stage for like sheer comic relief when we did our tailor so she was just like we needed someone to drag her my tailor ranking was i'll say it crazy it was but it was it was important that we had that i gotta say i think red was like my third to last and my stand by it okay but no when i was listening i was like okay with my like dj louie ears on i was like oh this is giving reputation it's
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Okay, I hate to say it, but I loved that song.
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She's two. No, now she's like really, Remy is at the age where she is Saoirse Ronan in the third act of Lady Bird when she's on her way to college and she's walking through the street. She gets like really drunk at that NYU dorm, has to go to the hospital, and then is like calling her mom being like, okay, mom, I love you. It's Christine. It's the name you gave me. It's a good one.
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Shallow is on a feature. Featuring Bradley Cooper?
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And we know that. Women supporting women in my book. Louis, thank you so much for being here. This has been a real education. Oh my God. Okay, now tell us, where can people follow you? Where can people follow Pop Pantheon?
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I love this dynamic where like every few weeks, it's just time for me to talk about Housewives and for you to slightly like be disinterested, politely nod along, give me like maybe a little like golf clap of approval.
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Girl, Atlanta, of course. Okay. Atlanta, hot Atlanta, dare I say. So Atlanta, Housewives. I've gone through a little bit of a reboot. It's kind of like when an NBA team was, like, in a rebuilding era for the sports fans in the room. So the cast, which used to be, like, such an anchor housewives, was Atlanta, with, like, Meany Leagues, with She By Sheree, with Kandi Burruss. With She by Trey.
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Oh, Trey Whitfield, I guess. Now they have done like some like restructuring, added some younger, newer women. And I did watch two episodes so far and I like it. Yeah? I, you know, I ride for one woman and one woman only. My North Star, my Lisan Al-Ghaib, my Club Chalamet, NeNe Leakes. And in her absence, this'll do.
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Well, she's been open to coming back. Oh. She has like a YouTube talk show. Oh, sorry, but... Many such cases. So the new cast is Portia Williams, who is like Returner, Drew Sidora, Shamia Morton, Britt Eadie, Kelly Farrell, and Angela Oakley, with Phaedra Parks joining as a wife, like a housewife later in the season, and Cynthia Bailey appears as a friend. And the anchor castmate is Shamia, who...
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who first appeared on the show as a friend of Portia's, which is kind of, like, you know, nice. Like, she's very, like, a Kandi Burress character. Okay. Kandi Burress housewife, where she is not really quick to anger, but will, like, get to the point quickly and will point out, like, when someone else is being absurd and is, like, a good kind of audience proxy. And she's also incredibly wealthy.
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That is actually so mean of you to say. Oh, suddenly it's illegal to be long-winded on this podcast.
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But Shamia has, like – it's so nice to see – despite having all of this money, like a house with like three elevators and like four closets and all of this stuff, she really does seem like so down to earth and relatable in a way that like, I don't know. I feel like sometimes the black housewives get a lot of flack for like being out of touch or something like that.
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And like, she is so just like a regular girl who just happens to have a lot of money. And I don't know. I just find that like very winning from her.
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It is like the NBA versus three cats and a pickleball trying to play basketball. I don't know. That's the best I can do.
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I'm joking. Are you kidding? I did Monica Cino's three-on-three elementary school basketball day and I made one single basket and I'm proud of me. No, it's like, first of all, it's not even about age or money or anything. It's like the women on Atlanta are like ready to start drama, start storylines. Yeah. You know, just live their authentic, real lives.
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Where on like the Roni reboot, it's so like talking around stuff. They don't film together enough. It's just night and day. And what else about it? Oh, yes. Okay. So in the season premiere, there's like a really funny moment where all women are like at Shamia's birthday. And Portia has found out that Drew Sidora, another woman on the show, has been sneaking around maybe with Portia's baby daddy.
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Okay. And Portia is like, all of them are in this like same room, like same scene together. And Portia looks around. She's like, can I break the fourth wall? And a producer off camera, break it. And she's like, you know, I mean, it shook the table for me. People were like, it's underwhelming.
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I was like, no, it wasn't because Portia's whole thing is she's like, I don't even care if you're sleeping with my baby daddy, like whatever, like we're so not together at all. But you want to film with him? You want him in your scenes? Oh, hell no. And thank God she stood on it too.
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No, I was like, wait, this is so funny. And it's funny that like she breaks the fourth wall. And I saw like a lot of Bravo people being like, the drama was not even like good enough to break the fourth wall. But I think that's funny that she's like, there's so like regular workplace struggles of like, don't you dare fall with my ex-husband or with my like ex-man. That's so annoying of you.
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What can I say? If you couldn't tell, I've had a little bit of me espresso. Put that shot down. I I feel like that Snoop Dogg video at the Lakers game. Oh my God. Wait, yeah. Oh, I thought you were from LA. This week, we are checking in, clocking in, locking in to The Pit, my new favorite TV show. And we'll be talking about The Real Housewives of Atlanta, the new reboot.
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So a big part of this season's drama is that Kenya Moore, like, iconic, you know, not OG, but like, you know, pretty substantial, gone with the wind, fabulous, twirl city, whatever you want to call it. Kenya Moore has been fired from the season of Atlanta.
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And we haven't gotten that far in the show yet, but it is like definitely a lot of bad blood between her and Bravo because she is on the show, but she doesn't even get confessionals. Even Cynthia Bailey gets a confessional and she's like not even a core cast member.
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And so what happened was that as we were filming, Kenya showed revenge porn, basically, of one of the other cast members, Britt Eadie, and Bravo completely cut her out of the show. And so I think we're, like, about to see... Oh. By the time this episode comes out, like, we've either just seen her, like, or about to see exactly what went down from, like, all the other women's perspectives.
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But I'm like, wow. Kenya is just... I mean, I think the Watch What Crappens guys were exactly right. She really is a good housewife when she's, like, locked in. She's so good at escalating something so small.
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No, it is confirmed. She initially denied the accusation of revenge porn. But then she, on the Tamron Hall show, told Tamron Hall, hindsight is always 50-50. If I could do it all over again, I believe the photos were distasteful and I elevated the situation. So she did kind of admit just showing these like inappropriate photos. Okay. Okay.
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And, you know, I mean, again, it's like nothing, nothing will be right in the world until NeNe Leakes has a peach again. Totally. Totally.
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One thing about me is that I love walking past a hospital and thinking, I know exactly what's going on in there. Thanks to the pit. Don't let Hunter near ketamine.
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And I love to learn. So let me just say this. Let me say this. Are you looking for a home for your worst opinions?
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I have started, honestly, I don't even know why I started watching, a little show called The Pit.
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Oh, it is so good. Okay. Let me tell you the logline for people who are not pit-pilled, pitified already. Yes. Pitified. Okay. Quote, So every episode on this show is an hour in the workday of an emergency room in Pittsburgh starring Noah Weil as Dr. Rabinowitz or Dr. Robbie. Mm-hmm. So basically it is a little television program called ER. Right. But set in present day.
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And let me tell you this, they do more ketamine on this show than a club in Bushwick. Like, oh my God, every possible medical malady, 30 cc's ketamine, please. Right.
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Maybe so. Well, and we'll talk about that more later because I have questions. Let me say, spoiler alert, if you haven't watched, like, you need to clock in, lock in. But, yeah, we're going to be spoiling some stuff.
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I've never watched ER because I'm what? Young. Oh, I have watched a little bit of Grey's Anatomy when I was in middle school. And then I kind of around the time of when Sandra Oh left, I was like, oh, if Christina's gone, I'm gone. Like, that's my girl. Yeah. But it is funny having like really only watched a medical drama that's Grey's Anatomy.
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When I'm watching The Pit, I'm like, so what, you guys aren't like fucking in the break room like every couple shifts? Like, that's so crazy to me. That's so you don't have any like really unusual boundaryless relationships with like your direct superior. What's going on here?
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Oh God. I don't even want to know what that is actually. But wait, but first I have to tell you my favorite like meta part of this show is the like legal dispute between one of the creators of ER, their estate and this show. So one of the co-creators of ER who's dead, his estate alleged in a lawsuit that that The Pit was created as a sequel to ER without the permission of the estate and the heirs.
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And the creators of The Pit said that it's not an ER reboot and that it's not as similar to ER as it is to like Grey's Anatomy or any other medical drama. But that is like so funny to me that it is so – I don't know. For that, I'm like – I guess I don't watch enough like medical dramas to really know what's the difference between like any medical drama and like this medical drama, you know? Yeah.
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No, no, no. I would like to see like a lawsuit that's like, wait, Dr. Robbie is actually so hot. Like House should be calling like that show. It's like you can't have a hot doctor without being like, hmm.
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Yes, yes. That sounded weird. No, that was my man though. That was my man. I didn't play about him.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes. You know, she's an epi baby. Thank God. And no wonder I loved her. She's Bryan Cranston's daughter, I learned over the weekend. And let me tell you, doesn't make a difference to me. I'm like, no. Don't care, she's fab. She is amazing. She's the only, one of the few NEPA babies where I'm like, I ride for you regardless. Like, no Gracie Abrams, I love you. I love you up and down.
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And let's talk about it. Talk about, don't talk about a B about it. So Dr. Robbie, he's both so like sweet, calm, kind, exceptionally patient, which as an impatient gal, I'm like, Ooh, I need to take a few notes. But he's also like the man you want to call in a crisis. Oh yes. I bet he can mount a TV too. I bet he's mounted a few TVs. Like he knows what to do.
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He's so decisive. He's so like right in the nick of time. I love a man who has a sense of urgency. That is rare in our society. Let me say that. And a great nose. Great nose. Yeah, 100%. We know why. And I like the sound of his voice is so good too. He is the main character on the show. And he has, like, a team of attendings and interns. And then there is the nurse, the charge nurse.
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A nurse with a bob who will smoke outside. Girl. Stronger than the troops.
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Okay. Favorite characters. The charge nurse, that young blonde intern that we talked about. I think she is just so understanding and understanding in a way that's not like patronizing, you know, like genuinely wants to know people's struggles and help them without, you know, being a little bit finger waggy, which I like. Yeah.
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I also like the doctor with those bad bangs, kind of dry, giving dry ends, but with the ankle monitor, with the hot ex-husband. Yes, yes, yeah. And the son named Harrison. I love her because, again, she is always there in the nick of time and a really good teacher.
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I think The Pit is kind of like a romance about what it means to actually want to teach and share information in a way that is kind of lovely to me.
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Like that they have these like teacher student relationships on the show. I mean, it happens between the blonde doctor and the man with the butt chin and the young like prodigy doctor and the ankle monitor doctor. Girl, I don't know anyone's name.
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Jesus. What the fuck? Okay. And let's see. Do I have any other favorites? Oh, I love the old woman in the wheelchair, Myrna, that runs around catcalling Dr. Robbie. Oh, and you know who else I love? Who is the other doctor that's like the Dr. Robbie equivalent?
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No, I mean, she's fine. But is it Dr. Adams is his name?
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Dr. Abbott. The sexy one. The sexy one who used to be in the military or something. And he's like, don't talk to me. I love a mean, surly individual. I feel very seen.
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The bottle is like sparkling, right? It's like fizzy. Kind, no.
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Well, not in the room with you because aren't you in LA?
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No, I really can't stand her. I saw like some headline that's like, oh, she's been redeemed because she alleges against spoiler alert. Yeah. She alleges that one of the attendings, Dr. or no, one of the residents. Yeah. I think Dr. Langdon has been like secretly like stealing medication and no one really believes her. And like she's kind of like, you know, ostracized for saying it.
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Yeah, it's one of those things that's just like, why won't NASA go back and take the rover over to Cydonia and check out what's really going on there? Why do they avoid that entire region?
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Ich meine, wir werden sehen, wo die Gespräche geht. Aber ja, das ist das, was ich am liebsten über dich liebe. Du kommst hierher, es ist wie, es gibt keine Rehe. Es ist einfach so, ja, genau, fragt was auch immer. Also nein, ich habe das über dich gefreut, Mann.
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Selbst seitdem du auf meinem Show gekommen bist, hast du auf die Joe Rogan-Erfahrung gearbeitet und dann auf Sean Ryan. Ich wollte dich fragen, wie du diese zwei Podcasts vergleichst. Wie waren sie?
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Stanley Kubrick, okay.
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That's the real conspiracy. Okay, fascinating. So the entities that were following their craft on the way there and the entities that landed on the crater that were observing them, I mean, if I'm like future humans and I want to go back and see some of the most important, incredible times that have happened throughout human history, I mean, that's one that I want to be present at, right?
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So, I mean... Es könnte eine Möglichkeit sein, dass es zukünftige Menschen wäre, es könnte eine Möglichkeit sein, dass es einfach einfach Extraterrestrials wäre, es könnte eine Verbrechung der Zivilisation sein, glaube ich. Ich meine, irgendwelche Gedanken auf, ich glaube, ich frage, du weißt, das UAP-Phänomen generell, was denkst du, dass es ist?
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Habe ich etwas gehört über die offizielle Erklärung, die endlich herausgekommen ist, dass es Eispartikel oder so war?
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Denkst du, dass Jake Barber und dieser Eierschöpfige UAP, du denkst, er ist ein legitimer Typ, dass er ist, wer er sagt, er ist, und dass das ein echter UAP-Incident war? Er ist der Helikopterpilot.
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Ich meine, nicht, dass wir sie immer glauben, aber ich denke, es ist zu dem Punkt, wo es so unglaublich offensichtlich für alle ist, dass etwas passiert. Ja, und sie mussten es tun.
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Back to the moon for a second. Do you think that it is a natural object? Do you think that it is a spaceship? Do you think that it was broken off from the earth? A lot of the coincidence is about the moon, its size. What are your thoughts on the moon?
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Ich habe etwa fünf Minuten von dem Wesley-Huff-on-Joe-Rogan-Ding gesehen und ich konnte es nicht nehmen. Ich musste es ausmachen. Es war zu
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Das ist super cool. Ja. In any of your research about the ancient solar system and how the planets came to be and where they formed and whatnot, do you have any thoughts on why Uranus is rotating on its side? It's like the only planet that doesn't rotate horizontally. It rotates vertically. Any thoughts on that?
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Wow, das ist super cool. Ja. All good. Speaking of objects coming through the solar system, I've got Avi Loeb coming on. I think in June, I know you guys are good friends. Harvard scientist, professor, brilliant, brilliant guy. He taught me so much about Oumuamua as it was approaching the earth and it passed right by the earth. I think without his perspective on that thing,
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Ich denke, wir vergessen dieses Objekt und es ist nicht so wichtig. Es ist ein Objekt aus einem interstellaren Raum, das in unser Solarsystem fliegt. Es ist der erste, den wir jemals gefunden haben. War es der erste oder der zweite? Ich glaube, es war der erste. Es ist so ungewöhnlich, wie nahe es an der Erde kam und dann so schnell. Ja. Ich meine, was sind deine Gedanken auf das ganze Ding?
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Yeah, his work on that and his work on kind of gathering those sphericals out of the Indian Ocean. Yeah, I can't wait to dive into some of that stuff.
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He doesn't care about judgment, what people think about his thoughts. He knows he's a brilliant, logical guy who's just trying to figure stuff out without bias, without preconceived notions. He doesn't care what people think. Ich meine, das erinnert mich ein bisschen an dich. Es ist so, wie wir weitergehen. Es ist so, wie wir weiterentwickeln. Es ist so, wie wir weiterentwickeln.
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Es ist so, wie wir weiterentwickeln. Es ist so, wie wir weiterentwickeln. Let's take it back to Egypt. And, you know, there were a couple of things that I saw actually on your X-Channel. And you were talking about, well, a handful of things, but the Schiss-Disk, Sabu's-Disk, and potentially that like being a device that can stir up water or something.
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You know, I saw like a little test that you were doing. Yeah, there it is. Tell me about this device and what are your current thoughts on it?
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Do you know when it was found, if it was broken or if it was intact, when it was found in the tomb? It was just like this.
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I couldn't remember if it had been repaired in modern times or not. But it's a fascinating object. I just wonder how old it is. How old is it really?
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Ja, Ryan, zeig uns das Artikel, das ich gestern Abend am Abend erwähnt habe, über das Boot und die Fischhügel und die Fischhügel-Line und die Scharke und die Tuna. Wild. Wild, man. Ich meine, 40.000 Jahre ago, wir haben eine Zivilisation in Südostasien, die Scharke und Tuna fangen, damit wir wissen, dass sie die Möglichkeit hatten, tief in den Ozean zu fliegen und die Welt zu transnavigieren.
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Und es ist so, dass jeder fragt, wo ist die Beweise für Atlantis? Wo ist die Beweise für die Verlust der Zivilisation? Es ist überall, Mann. Wir haben so viel so etwas wie das. Und es ist so, I think people get too stuck on the word Atlantis. And like pinpointing it down to like a specific time or a specific date. Or location. Right, or location, right. Humans in Southeast Asia 40,000 years ago.
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This is archaeology.org now. I mean, these people are even forced to recognize that this is real.
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Exactly. So scroll down. I mean, this is crazy. So they... Ich meine, es geht um viel von dem, was sie gefunden haben und was sie gegräbt haben. Aber es ist all diese Fischstücke, wie Hüfte und Wege und Rippen und Bindungen. Ja, ja, all das. Sturte Boote. Sturte Boote. Ich meine, es muss sein, um in den Mittelpunkt des Ozeans zu kommen und Scharke und Tuna zu fangen.
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Richtig, richtig. Und ich denke, dass sie auch über die Rope nachdenken, weil ich weiß nicht, ob sie eigentlich Ropes von 40.000 Jahren her gefunden haben. Aber ich meine, es ist verrückt, Mann. Ich meine, die Beweise zu some of the stuff that you've been talking about for a couple of decades now, it's all over the place.
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Ja, wir haben Atlantis erwähnt, wir haben Ring City erwähnt. Ich bin Freunde von Jimmy Corsetti und Randall Carlson. Zwei gute Leute. Ich habe sie beide auf dem Show gesehen. Ich liebe sie. Tolle Leute. Tolle Leute. Sehr klare Leute. Ich meine, sie erleichtern die Welt wirklich durch ihr Werk. Du weißt, wie du selbst bist.
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Jimmy ist sehr viel in die Idee der Rishat-Struktur, die Hauptstadt Atlantis ist. Ja. Randall ist mehr in den Azores als die Hauptstadt. Und ich respektiere beide von ihnen. Ich denke, Jimmy ist völlig offen darauf, dass das eine weitgehende Sache war. Das war nicht nur die Rishat-Struktur. Aber die Beweise, die er für die Rishat-Struktur gebracht hat, sind schrecklich.
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Ja, ja, ja, ohne Zweifel, ohne Zweifel. Ja, aber ich glaube, du würdest sagen, dass es nicht so ist, als wäre es nur ein Ort. Es ist nicht so, als wäre es nur ein Ort. Es ist nicht so, als wäre es nur ein Ort. Es ist nicht so, als wäre es nur ein Ort. Es ist nicht so, als wäre es nur ein Ort. Es ist nicht so, als wäre es nur ein Ort. Es ist nicht so, als wäre es nur ein Ort.
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Es ist nicht so, als wäre es nur ein Ort.
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Denken Sie, dass es die ältesten Ägypten waren, die all diese riesigen Statuen gebaut haben, oder denken Sie, dass es weiter geht?
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Yeah, open-mindedness is the cure. Yeah, for sure. That can take us into the future.
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Das SARS-Projekt. Ich meine, wir haben viel über Ägypten gesprochen und so weiter. Ich wollte Ihre Gedanken darüber bekommen und wie das vielleicht, weißt du, ist das real, ist das nicht real, weißt du, und wie bezieht es sich in die alte Geschichte, wenn es ist?
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Und in Angelegenheit von Wohnquartieren und Raum für die Menschen, wie würde es den Funktionen der Pyramide beeinflussen, wenn überhaupt? Was war der Grund? Hatte es eine Funktion?
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
I think it was copies of the original, much more ancient structures that were, yeah.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Keine Körper wurden gefunden.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Yeah, it is for sure. Yeah, and the accuracy and the precision of them. And it's like, why? How did they get them down there? I mean, there's so many mysteries. Why granite? Perfectly level. Some of Chris Dunn's work down there was phenomenal, obviously, back in the day.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
ohne zu krachen oder es zu brechen. Du bist in der Idee, der Theorie des nuklearen Kraftwerks, die in der Vergangenheit genutzt wurde. Radiation wird mehr als nur Hintergrund-Radiation gefunden, etwa zwei, drei, fünf, zehn Mal mehr als nur normales Radiation. Überall in Ägypten, diese Mastabas, ich glaube, sie heißen Mastabas, das, was Ägyptologen sagen, sind Turmen.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Yeah.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ja, und es würde Sinn machen, dass wenn das alles so alt war, dass die Werkzeuge, die dafür gebraucht wurden, einfach nicht mehr existieren.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Es gibt sie überall in der Region und es gibt viele Radiationen dort. Ich meine, 10-15 mal mehr als bei normaler Radiation.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ich hatte einen Wissenschaftler diese Woche und wir haben über die Vase gesprochen und er teilt deine Theorie, dass die nukleare Kraft in der Ältesten Zeit von einer Zivilisation verwendet wurde, die verloren wurde. Er sieht die Mastabas als nukleare Wäschedumpfe. Und das ist der Grund, warum die Radiation da unten so extrem ist.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Was für andere Beweise sieht man in Ägypten für Beweise der nuklearen Macht?
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ja, als wir darüber gesprochen haben, haben wir darüber gesprochen, dass die Theorie auch dazu gehört, dass viele von den, wenn du viele der ältesten Sachen, die gebraten wurden, wie Pferde und sogar Gräser von Menschen und so, das ist, wo die Verbrechung beginnen würde. Und die Verbrechung und die Menschen, die sterben und so weiter.
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Aber es war nicht wegen Geistern und Geistern und Apparitionen und Verbrechungen. Es war wegen Radiation.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Okay, okay. Ja, du musst deine Geige bringen. Ich freu mich jetzt über die Beine. Ich denke, wie lange muss ich hier leben? Ja.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ja, und ich glaube, es ist anekdotale Beweise und vielleicht nicht vollständig beurteilt, dass viele Ägyptologen und Leute, die in diesem Bereich arbeiten und ältere Objekte entdecken, eine höhere Anzahl an Krankheiten haben und eine jüngere, eine höhere Anzahl an Todesfällen.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ja, auf Tutankhamun's Tomb sah ich auf deinem Ex-Kanal einen Post von etwa einem Monat oder so, da wurde ein X-Ray von seinem Helmet, seiner Maske, und es war wie, vielleicht war es in ein paar verschiedenen Teilen, und das war eine Überraschung für Historiker und Archäologen.
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Es ist wild, ja. Und woher haben sie das Gold bekommen? Das ist einer der Gründe, warum ich Jimmy's Atlantis-Rishat-Theorie so liebte, dass Atlantis gesagt wurde, dass sie so viel Gold hatten, nur Gold, Gold, Gold. Und dass man Ägypten formen musste. Es ist nicht so weit weg, wie man es sich vorstellt.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Die Leute, die in der Wüste navigieren und in diese ältere Stadt gehen, um all dieses Gold zu finden und es zurückzubringen und es in was auch immer zu machen. All diese Dinge, die die gesamte Stadt dekorieren.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ja, ja, ja. Well, how are you feeling? Okay, we got about an hour till you got to leave. Are you cool just talking through? Yeah, cool.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Cool.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Yeah, I mean, with an hour left, you know, I kind of got just maybe some, some random questions. Everybody, you know, loves to hear your thoughts on just, just random, you know, like rapid fire kind of questions. So, yeah. Einer der Gäste, den du letztens auf deinem Show veröffentlicht hast, war Terrence Howard. Ich habe seinen Episode über Joe Rogan geschaut und war total überrascht.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Yeah, we've been doing scientific analysis on the vases and there's very clearly a couple of different classes that these vases fall into and one is extremely precise and it's just impossible to make with primitive tools. It has to be machined. There's just no doubt about it.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ich glaube, alle waren überrascht. Er war super viral. Und dann kam der Harvey Weinstein-Mathematiker und hat ihn ausgedruckt. Ich fühlte mich wie Harvey, ich will nicht drüber reden, aber er war ein Arschloch. Ja, er war ein Arschloch.
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Ja, es war schlecht.
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Ja, es war. Ich meine, für Harvey war es erschreckend. Für mich war es wie... Es hat ihn schlecht ausgesehen.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Genau, genau. Ja, sicher, sicher. Aber ich respektiere Terrence und seine Meinung und die Art und Weise, wie er denkt und was er in Bezug auf seine Verständnis der Realität gemacht hat. Was waren einige der Dinge, die du von ihm genommen hast, die du gesprochen hast, die dir wichtig oder bedeutend waren?
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That's what I heard too, yeah. No copper has been found in any of these things so far. I mean, no chicken bones have been found anywhere. I always think back to Flint Dibble went on Danny Jones and he's talking about this. They just attached a rock to a stick and they twisted it with their hands like this.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Das ist cool, das ist cool. Ja, da gibt es ein Vase, auf dem wir einige Forschungen gemacht haben. Es heißt der OG-Vase. Es ist ein roter Granit-Vase. Und das Blut der Leben wurde in diesem Vase gefunden. Und wenn du es anschaust, sind seine Messungen in royalen Fingern hergestellt, das sind 18,7 Millimeter. Es wurde von Isaac Newton entdeckt, als ein altes System der Metrologie.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Aber es war, du bekommst, wie für die Mundöffnung, du bekommst Pi, reine Finger, also 18,7 mal Pi, du bekommst das als die Dimension, du bekommst, du bekommst, du bekommst Phi, du bekommst all diese verschiedenen, kindergeometrischen Messungen, die hier in diesem Gesicht erscheinen. Und ich habe es geschaut. Und die Höhe davon war 6,4 Royal Fingers groß. Und ich dachte mir, das macht keinen Sinn.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Es ist die einzige Messung, die nicht wirklich zu einem heiligen Geometrie-Nummer entspricht. Und dann habe ich gemerkt, 64 ist das wichtige Nummer für die Blume der Leben. Und es war so ein großer Aha-Moment.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ich habe es gerade gesagt.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Das ist es, was mich daran erinnert. Es war eine schreckliche Erklärung und wir haben es kurz darüber geredet. Und das war in der ersten Investition. Aber super cool. Ja, ich respektiere wirklich die Art und Weise, wie er es denkt. Er spricht über Dinge, die die Wissenschaft in den Kopf schließen. Und ich verabschiede mich, als ich sagte, Harvey Weinstein. Ich glaube, er ist der Rape.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Aber Eric Weinstein. Es ist einfach zu verwirren. Ich habe den Namen auch nicht gedacht, den ersten Namen. Ja, genau, genau. Aber ja, das ist cool, Mann. Also ein paar andere Dinge, solange ich mit dem Rapidfire weitergehe. Hast du Ashton Forbes gehört? Ashton Forbes. Bring me a little update on that. Well, he's the guy who's doing all the research on MH370.
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And he's looking at, you said zero-point energy, so he's the one who's looking at zero-point energy. And his theory is that the MH370, Flight MH370, disappeared and is said to have just disappeared in the Indian Ocean somewhere. Yeah, they couldn't find it for years, they haven't found it yet. Can't find it, right, right. And it's like planes don't just disappear.
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Es kam ein Video raus, das er realistisch denkt. Ich hatte ihn auf dem Show. Und es sind diese drei Orbs, die einen Flugzeug starten. Und plötzlich verschwindet der Flugzeug. Und seine Meinung ist, dass das Technologie ist, die wir jetzt haben. Und dass die US-Gewerkschaft sagt, Er hat diese Technologie, dieses Video ist echt, es ist kein Verbrechen. Er denkt, er weiß, wer es geleakt hat.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Dieser Typ namens Edward C. Lynn, der dann tatsächlich für Kriege und Spionage versucht wurde. Oh Mann, ich glaube es jetzt.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
And he's using that method to explain how something can be precise to within, you know, less than one, one thousandth of an inch of perfect circularity. It's just impossible. It's not going to happen. It's not, it's impossible. And so, yeah, they were machined and it's not just, viele der Wäsche, die wir sehen.
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They got it. And then he changed his name like two months ago after Ashton like found the guy and put his name out there. He changed his name. Oh wow. Legally he won't talk to Ashton. He won't like come out and go, you know, say anything.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Und es ist so, dass wir sagen können, okay, dann müssen diese Wäsche moderne Fakten sein. Aber wir sehen immer noch diesen Niveau der Präzision und Akkuratität über ganz Ägypten. Überall.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Was denkst du von den letzten UAP-Aktivitäten? Ich weiß, es ist in deiner Meinung und in meiner, es ist eine Kombination von all diesen Dingen, von all diesen verschiedenen Möglichkeiten, was es sein könnte und was es ist. Ich meine, es ist alles passiert auf einmal auf verschiedenen Ebenen. Glaubst du, dass die US-Gewerks-Technologie meistens direkt extraterrestriert ist?
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Einige der interessanteren Dinge, die wir in den Nachrichten gesehen haben, ich bin nur auf die Phänomenen im Allgemeinen interessiert.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
I had Mario Woods on the show a couple of weeks ago. I mean, yeah, he was that guy at the nuclear silo who got abducted by a massive ship, like a massive craft. I mean, he's the most believable person that you could ever talk to about this topic. I mean, Er hat nicht mit seiner Ex-Frau gesprochen in drei Jahrzehnten.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Und niemand anders konnte die Existenz von Michael Johnson beweisen, dem anderen Mann, der mit Mario Woods verabschiedet wurde. Ich habe seine Ex-Frau kontaktiert. Sie lebt in Tampa. Und ich fragte sie, ob sie sich an Michael Johnson erinnert. War er jemals in deinem Haus? Und sie antwortete, ja, er war in meinem Haus. Ich erinnere mich an ihn und an die Geschichte.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Mario war sehr überrascht, so wie Michael. Sie erinnerte sich an das ganze Ding. Dieser Typ hat zu Aero getestet. Er hat zu verschiedenen Mitgliedern des Kongresses getestet. Er wird am Ende vor dem Kongress testen. Das ist unglaublich. Das sind die Leute, die mit unseren nuklearen Genau! Er ist völlig mentaltätig und verrückt. Ich wünsche euch, das Video zu sehen. Es ist wild. Es ist wild.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ja, die Methoden der Konstruktion sind immer noch ein komplettes Geheimnis für mich, nachdem ich fast zwei Jahre daran verbracht habe. Ein bisschen mehr als zwei Jahre jetzt. Ich meine, wir haben noch keinen guten Sinn dafür, wie sie es geschafft haben. Sie pointen immer zu dem Glyph auf der Wand, mit Ägypten, die Alabaster-Steine arbeiten, das so lecker wie Marble ist. Es ist sehr, sehr lecker.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Richtig, absolut, absolut, ja. Ja, es gibt immer diese Debatte darüber, ob diese Extraterrestrieren friedlich sind oder nicht, ob sie uns schaden wollen oder ob sie uns lieben. Ich meine, für mich, nachdem es mich endlich erinnert, wie... vor drei oder vier Monaten. Ich bin ein Kontemplator. Ich denke immer an diese off-the-wall-Fragen. Ich denke, sie haben Krieg und Frieden übernommen.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ich denke, sie sind in Frieden. Ich denke, sie haben Unheil und Freude übernommen und sind in Frieden. Ich denke nicht, dass sie... Ich denke, dass sie das, was sie wollen, ist Balance und Stabilität. Sie sehen uns, als wären wir aus der Stone Age gekommen. Ja, wir sind Babys. Wir sind Babys, ja.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Richtig, richtig. Aber ich denke nicht, dass es eine oder andere ist. Sie hassen uns oder lieben uns. Ich denke, sie haben das Glauben übernommen. Das ist wirklich das, was sie übernommen haben. Und die Mentalität, ich denke, sie haben erkannt, dass sie sind...
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Leben selbst und dass es nicht ihre Gedanken sind und dass die Entscheidung von ihren Gedanken kommt und gut und schlecht und richtig und falsch und all das kommt von ihren Gedanken und dass sie leben auf einer höheren, sie sind von einem emotionalen Intelligenzstandpunkt so weit weg von dem, was wir als Spezies jetzt verstehen, dass diese gute, schlechte Sache einfach nicht existiert für sie und sie sind einfach da.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Inward looking to do. So in this country, I mean, we talk about the government, we talk about the information that they give us, the disinformation that they give us. I hear so many people talking about freedom and fighting for freedom and all of that. What is your definition of freedom and do you think that we are as free as we say that we are within this country?
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Are we free and what's your definition of freedom?
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Und sie verwenden primitiven Werkzeugen. Aber sie machen diese riesigen Alabaster-Vasen. Sie sind viel anders als diese kleinen Hartz-Stone-Vasen. Und es sind 2000 Jahre nachdem wir wissen, dass diese gefunden wurden. Und diese könnten viel älter sein als das. Ja, es ist ein Geheimnis.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ryan ist der Beste, Mann.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ja, das ist super inspirierend. Und es ist ein inwarder Blick, als ein outwarder Blick. Es ist ein Leiter, als ein Follower. Genau.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Love it, love it. Yeah, I've thought about politics a lot and just kind of the state that it's in. And I ultimately want to run for president one day when I'm older. It's like one of those lifelong goals that I've had.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
You know, a higher level. Es wird die Purple Party sein. Es ist rot und blau kombiniert. Es wird anders sein als das, was wir heute machen. Du hast meinen Unterstützung, das ist sicher. Ich habe ein paar Jahre. Ich schaue nach einem 2044-Zeitalter. Ich habe schon viel zu tun. Aber eine Stimme zu kreieren und einen Podcast zu haben, ist ein Schritt. Das ist super inspirierend, was du sagst.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Die Art und Weise, wie du dein Leben lebst und die Art und Weise, wie du über die Realität denkst, ist sehr inspirierend. Es führt zu authentischen, echten Verbindungen mit Menschen. Und ich denke, eines der Dinge, die Leute nicht wirklich wissen oder sehen, ist, wie wirklich du bist.
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Wie ehrgeizig du bist, wie authentisch du bist und wie die Verbindungen, die du mit den Leuten um dich herum in deinem Leben hast, sehr real sind. Du kannst es fühlen. Ich habe es letzte Nacht erwähnt, aber bei den Consciousness Awards letztes Jahr, ich meine, du kannst diese Verbindung, die du hast, fühlen. mit den Leuten, die an diesem Event teilnehmen.
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Es ist alles Liebe, es ist alles Frieden, es ist alles Liebe. Es sind gute Zeiten. Danke, ich freue mich auf das.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ja, das ist wild, ja. Ja, ich hatte Joe McMoneagle früher diese Woche an, also er wird der Episode sein, der vor dir rauskommt. Er ist der Nummer-eine Remote-Viewer für das Vereinigte Staates-Gericht. Er glaubt, dass er Mars im Jahr 1.000.000 B.C. vorgesehen hat und eine Zivilisation sah, die auf Mars war. Seine Theorie ist, dass Menschen auf beiden Planeten an dem Zeitpunkt wahrscheinlich waren.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Cool, Mann. Ein paar random Fragen zum Schluss. Ich will dich nicht zu spät halten. Ich weiß, du hast ein Flugzeug. Ich wollte dich über ein paar random Dinge fragen, die vielleicht aktuell sind und gerade vorhanden sind, im Hinblick auf das, worüber wir gesprochen haben. Also die Epstein-File. Ich weiß, du hast ein paar Posts darüber gemacht. Du hast einige Gedanken darüber.
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Ich vergleiche das mit dem, was jetzt mit P. Diddy und Epstein passiert und wie, ob wir überhaupt Antworten auf Epstein bekommen werden. In der Zwischenzeit ist P. Diddy so, dass sich alles herausgeleitet hat. Niemand kümmert sich darum, wer welche Informationen rauskommt. Ist es, weil du diese hochwertigen, hochprofile politische Leute hast,
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in der UK-Gesellschaft, in der Vereinigten Staaten-Gesellschaft, im amerikanischen Geschäft, und mittlerweile hast du einen Rapper, und es ist okay, all seine Scheiße rauszuholen, aber Epstein, wir wissen nichts davon, wir haben noch nichts davon bekommen. Und Ghislaine Maxwell ist noch nicht geschlossen.
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Ja, ich meine, es ist schrecklich in jeder Art und Weise. Ich versuche nicht, auf die Seite zu gehen oder auf die Seite zu stehen für, weißt du, für einen von diesen Jungen. Ich meine, es gibt einige schreckliche Dinge, die da passieren. Ich meine, du sprichst von Kindern, denke ich, in beiden Situationen involviert zu sein. Aber es ist einfach verrückt, dass das verbreitet wird.
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Und es ist so, weißt du, wie kommen wir zur Wahrheit? Wann werden wir überhaupt zur Wahrheit kommen? Wahrscheinlich nicht. Es ist wie eines dieser Dinge, wo sie einfach, sie Are we free? I mean, if we were free, then we need transparency. Be a transparent government. Tell us what's really going on.
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Aber er hat einige Theorien über die Radiation und wie sie in ähnlicher Ägypten gefunden wurde und wie sie möglicherweise genutzt werden könnte, wie die nukleare Technologie genutzt werden könnte, um diese Vase zu kreieren und viele der anderen Stoffstrukturen, die wir in Ägypten sehen. Hast du da irgendwelche Gedanken? Ich denke, dass du auf der gleichen Seite bist.
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Was ist mit St. Patrick und seinem Tag? Die echte Geschichte dahinter.
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Yeah, Ryan will find it. I'm blanking on it as well.
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Ja.
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Ja, und er war natürlich derjenige, der von der Kirche verabschiedet wurde, aber das ist die Kirche. Das ist die Art und Weise, wie die Kirche sich mit der Inquisition und den Hexenhunten verabschiedet hat. Es ist wie ein Genocide. Es sind 2.000 Jahre Genocide. Absoluter Genocide. Wenn eine Frau ein Heiler war, oder die Snakes?
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Nein, es ist nicht. Und es geht sogar zum 16. Jahrhundert mit Spanien und Südamerika, mit der Maya, und einfach Genocide über 80 Millionen Menschen, 100 Millionen Menschen.
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Ja, und ich meine, für mich ist es nicht unbedingt... Es ist keine bestimmte Religion. Ich versuche nicht, jemanden einen Schaden zu machen oder jemanden zu beurteilen oder jemanden zu schämen oder irgendeine Gruppe von Menschen. Es ist Ego. Für mich ist es Ego.
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Am Ende des Tages.
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Du hast es genau richtig gesagt. Ego ist Identifikation, es ist ich bin was auch immer. Ich bin Republikaner, ich bin Demokrat, ich bin Christ, ich bin Moslem, ich bin Amerikaner, ich bin, du weißt, all diese falschen Selben, all diese geistigen Verbindungen, die das Ego auf Dinge macht.
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Es erzeugt Zerbrechen, es erzeugt Zerbrechen, es erzeugt das Andere und dann dehumanisiert das Andere, bis zu dem Punkt, dass man sie attackieren kann, damit man, du weißt, man kann... Man kann es verurteilen. Man kann es verurteilen. Es ist, es ist, und es ist seit Beginn der Zeit losgegangen. Also ist es nicht so, als ob es eine Religion ist.
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Es ist wirklich Identifikation und Selbstlabelung und Labelung von anderen im ersten Moment ist etwas anderes als du, etwas, du weißt, subhuman, etwas anderes und etwas, das muss sein, du weißt. Wir müssen es erradikieren, in irgendeinem Sinne von der Bewusstheit der Menschen. Denn wenn es nicht das gleiche ist wie du, dann ist es dein Feind.
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Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Es ist einfach die Natur, wie der menschliche Geist funktioniert, an diesem Zeitpunkt. Und das ist es, worüber ich rede. Ich denke, dass eine advanced Spezies, eine extraterrestrielle Spezies, weit über all das hochgeheizt ist. Und sie sind nicht gewalttätig, sie sind nicht wie ein Krieg, sie versuchen nicht zu zerstören oder zu zerstören. Und wir sehen das, weil
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
They're not flying around in spaceships shooting laser beams at everybody.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Was ist für die Menschheit nächst? Ich möchte fragen, was für Billy Carson ist nächst? Vielleicht kommen wir zu einem Schlusspunkt in ein paar Minuten. Was ist für die Menschheit nächst? Wo sehen wir uns in den nächsten 10, 20, 50 Jahren?
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Yeah, love it, love it. Yeah, that's another thing that the mind identifies with is race, of course. If your mind's not identified with a certain race, then it's impossible to have ill will towards another race. If you realize that I'm not... I'm not a race, I'm not a certain color, a certain whatever. You don't have that hatred. It's like a political party.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
If you're not identified as a Republican or Democrat, you don't hate the other. If you're not identified as a Christian, you don't hate the other religions. So I think that that's... Ich spreche gerade über die Rasse.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Es gab einen Artikel in Live Science, der letzte Woche gesagt wurde, dass die Rasse komplett menschlich war, dass wir das erschaffen haben und dass wir uns selbst identifizieren und uns selbst labeln und andere als Rasse labeln und dass es nicht wirklich in der Wissenschaft existiert, wie Rassen, verschiedene Rassen existieren nicht wirklich in der Wissenschaft und das unterstützt einfach, dass
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Es ist nur ein Teil der Matrix. Es ist ein Teil des Egos. Es ist ein Teil dessen, womit wir uns identifizieren. Und ich denke, dass du endlich recht hast. Wir werden es lassen lassen, sobald wir weiterentwickeln. Ja, wir werden es lassen lassen.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ja, also du bleibst beschäftigt.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Hm, das ist cool, Mann. Das ist cool.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
90.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Cool, cool, cool. Das ist großartig, Mann. Ja. Hey, ich kann dich nicht genug danken, dass du da bist, mein Freund. Es war eine tolle Konversation, super bemerkenswert, super beruflich. Ich weiß, dass du da sein wirst, aber mach einfach das, was du tust. Danke, Sir. Du drückst den Anzug, du berufst Leute, du bemerkst Leute zu Möglichkeiten.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Wir gehen über viele dieser Dogmen, wir gehen über viele dieser... Vielen Dank, ich freue mich auf das.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Thank you, brother. Yeah, for sure, for sure. Cool. Well, that's a wrap, man. Appreciate it, Ryan.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ja, es war eine faszinierende Konversation und es ist eine neue Theorie für mich. Ich bin mir damit nicht super bekannt, aber es ist faszinierend.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Right, yeah, you're just crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ja, ich meine, einige der Dinge, die da sind, sind einfach so kompensierend. Wenn man sich die Gesichter anschaut, warum müssen sie die Gesichter auf Mars photoshoppen, wenn es hier nichts zu sehen gibt? Es wird beobachtet, dass sie die Gesichter photoshoppt haben und es verändert haben. Und sie sagen uns, dass wir nur Dinge sehen.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Das ist das, was sie an der Gen-Pop tun. Sie sagen einfach, ihr seid verrückt.
Matt Beall Limitless
Billy Carson discusses the SARS project, Ancient Egypt, UAPs, & more | #53 Billy Carson
Ja. Ja, und es gibt Beweise von Ozeanen auf Mars in der Vergangenheit, ist das richtig?
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I'm sweating.
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Chinese Singing Competition Invites Foreign Grammy Winners, Then Regrets It & Rigs The Results
She's like, what, 50, 60?
Moral Of The Story
Chinese Singing Competition Invites Foreign Grammy Winners, Then Regrets It & Rigs The Results
Oh, so like 55?
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Ja, das ist einer dieser Dinge, wo es so ist, oh, er fiel auf einen Flieger runter und kam auf ein paar Schüsse. Oh mein Gott. Es ist so, ich weiß nicht, er liebt es, schwimmen zu gehen. Ich bin sicher, es ist gut bekannt. Und so ist das der perfekte Zeitpunkt, weißt du, wie ein kleiner Schub und dann ist das es.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Siehst du, jetzt ist es so, wie zur Hölle hast du es überhaupt herausgefunden, ob jemand... Pushed them. It's like if there was technology, it wouldn't even be at the beach randomly. Like a camera or something. It's like, oh man, that's such a good opportunity for murder. It really is.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Das überrascht mich nicht. Wie in der Hölle findest du das? Es ist jetzt das Körper des Ozeans. Weißt du, was ich meine? Es wurde leider überrascht. Es wurde ausgeführt, um zu sehen, ähm, du weißt, vielleicht ist es gesunken. Ich weiß nicht, wie es war. Du wirst nicht wirklich eine Fläche haben, um es aufzuwachen, denke ich nicht.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
It's getting stronger. The sentinels are just gonna bust through my door out of nowhere.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Ich fühle mich, dass die wichtigste Antwort eigentlich nur ein Unfall sein könnte. Hmm, wie ich. Ja, sie sind Politiker, aber es gibt nichts, was sich an irgendwelche großen Friktionen bemerkt hat. Ja. Weißt du, was ich meine? Es ist nicht so, dass es nur eine Person in ihm gibt, in der wir für zehn Jahre gearbeitet haben.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Es ist nicht so, dass die Leute in den Armen sind oder, weißt du. Doesn't seem like he's got true enemies. Obviously, this is only going off of what we've been talking about, but that's kind of where I'm laying myself out right now.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
It's a big claim. I'm gonna need some evidence. Especially if it's like, not even like, oh, he turned recently. It's like 30 years. There's gotta be a mountain slide of evidence.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Yeah, I mean, I don't think a Chinese submarine could just pull up, you know, like...
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Natürlich ist es so, aber es scheint so konvolut. Weißt du, was ich meine? Mhm. Wie das passiert und dann das mit dem, und das und das. Spannende Sachen sind nie einfach, richtig? Richtig. Es macht deinen Kopf schmerzen. Es ist eine gute Geschichte, aber. Aber es scheint definitiv wie eine Geschichte, weißt du? Mhm. Und besonders wenn jemand sagt, das waren seine Erfahrungen. Richtig.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Oh, na, siehst du, jetzt gibt es viele Motive. Ob es die Regierung ist oder jemand, mit dem sie auf den Weg gehen, etc. Und so wird es jetzt müde.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Oh, look, that's the way you gotta do it, man. How many times do you hear about these robberies and all of a sudden they're trying to offload it right away or their spending gets crazy and you just gotta, look, you keep living the life you got and then you just don't gotta worry about money.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Exactly.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Ja, Mann, ich bin so, wow, das ist nicht der Lifestyle, den du vorher rockst.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Yeah, I mean, it's a good spy story. It's a good, like... Another cool one. Another cool one, you know, the government, like, shut them down and...
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
got to them and covered it up yeah i mean look i'm sure a ton of different stuff like this has happened just this year from the government you know what i'm saying so it's not it's not far-fetched at all to think that like hey this this could happen um yeah then again it's like looking for a little bit a little crumb you know just little crumbs just a little nibble how are you gonna get that though when it's just like the dude liked the swim he went to go swim he didn't come back
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Right.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
nefarious devices are out there yeah you know shake hands with the wrong person boom rub elbows steak dinner and then you're just done yeah the world of being a spy is like it's crazy yeah like obviously movies exaggerate everything but i do very much feel like there's a lot of realism in that where it's like yeah there's people crossing people there's people with power shifting elsewhere looking for their own best interest etc
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Ja, ich meine, das, ich, du weißt, ich bin, wie mein Gutscheck war, es ist ein natürlicher Typ der Situation hier, richtig? Wir sind richtig. Der Junge hat sich einfach über seinen Kopf eingegangen oder die Natur hat sich ein bisschen aggressiv in diesem Moment und hat ihn weggezogen. Und ja, er hat vorhandene Verletzungen oder Bedingungen und das wird sich zu dem komponieren.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Oh, yeah, that unfortunate situation where it's just like, you know, for the family, we gotta stay together.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Ja. Ja, sieh, das Ding ist, dass es wirklich keine Beweise gab, dass seine Frau auch mit ihm weggegangen ist.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Außer, dass sie auf der Straße ist, aber wir sind auch ein paar Männer, weißt du? Ja, und deshalb hat er seine Familie verlassen und so. Richtig, richtig. Ja, ich meine, es ist ein Geheimnis, weißt du? Und dann, wenn du einen Politiker hast, ist es wie, oh Mann, was die Sache ist, wir lieben es alle, zu hören, weil es ist wie, was sind die faszinierenden Theorien, weißt du?
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Es gab einen Spion und er ging in diese Richtung. Oder es gab eine Verhandlung und sie gingen in diese Richtung. Oder sie verletzten ihr Land. Es gibt so viele erstaunliche Wege, wie man einen Politiker so verletzen kann.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Oh ja. Oh, definitiv. Aber am Ende ist es so, oh, und wenn sie einfach verletzt wurden?
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Yeah, there's a lot of very interesting stories and cool ways to spin it, but I don't know. It was like a submarine from China rolled up close enough where he took a bow down and they got him out. I just think that he loved getting into the ocean and his passion took it.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
As you know, you're listening to this podcast. We reference movies a lot, like we did Deep Blue Sea.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Movie Club is where we get to watch all these movies that we're passionate about with you guys. If not, you get to listen to us discuss and break down the plot, which is always fun. And we give our opinions on the movies that we like. And we take turns bringing a movie to the forefront for not only each other to watch, but for you to watch and experience. It's a good time.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
We're in our terrible movie era.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Das war ein sehr guter, sehr empfiehlt. Aber mit Either Way sind das viele verschiedene Wege, um uns als independentes Geschäft zu unterstützen. Und wir freuen uns auf die Möglichkeit, Woche nach Woche hier zu sein, um dich zu unterhalten. Also danke.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Wer ist nach ihm? Ja, richtig. Das wird in der Theorie, wenn nicht in der Handlung, in Spiel kommen. Ich meine, es ist die Politik. Die Politik ist schmutzig. Sie ist schmutzig. Es ist ein Zirkus.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Es ist ziemlich, ziemlich schlecht. Es ist ziemlich schmutzig, auch die Leute, die sich denken, es ist immer so, es ist immer so, es ist immer so, es ist immer so, es ist immer so,
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Ja, fühlst du dich, dass es nie so sein wird, nicht wegen der sozialen Medien?
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Ich glaube, wenn du ein Politiker bist, dann gehst du nur schwimmen. Es gibt viele Leute. Es gibt viele Leute.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Ja, okay. Es sieht aus, als wäre es ein Fluss und alles.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Das ist so weit, wie du wirklich gehen musst. Und dann sieht man immer wieder einen Surfer und er sagt, verdammt, sie müssen kalt sein. Wie insuliert ist das Suet?
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Right, so he really, really enjoyed it. Ja, es ist cool, dass sie so eine Leidenschaft haben. Es ist wirklich so etwas, das man versuchen kann, sich hineinzuholen.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Oh, Geheimnisse, Mann. Ich fühle mich, dass diese immer die meisten Geheimnisse sind, für irgendeinen Grund. Ich fühle mich, dass sie immer die, wie... Wann? Wo? Wer? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie?
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Ja, was siehst du? Ja, ich meine, da ist ein Typ, der sich einfach auf dem Das sieht aus wie Pride Rock, sicher. Ein paar Leute hinter ihm. Ja. Ja, sie schauen rum. Das erinnert mich an, ich denke, in den letzten Wochen gab es einen sozialen Medien-Influencer, der auf einem Rock war, der ähnlich war wie dieser. Und er wurde einfach weggewaschen, weil die Tide sie ziemlich hart verletzt hat.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Unerwartet. Oh mein Gott. Ja, und es ist einfach so gefährlich, die Wasser. Sehr gefährlich. Ja, du weißt einfach nie, wie es aussieht. Und dann wird man einfach ausgeschüttet. Es ist einfach so, dass alles, was du schaffst, schmerzt. Alter. Ja, das ist furchtbar. Also, wenn ich diesen Jungen sehe, stehe ich da und sage, geh runter!
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Ich weiß nicht, was ich sage, ich sage dir, dass es tief in den Wasser ist, wo wir einfach nicht gehen können, weil du weißt, dass die Druck und alles, es ist einfach so, ich weiß nicht, jedes Mal sind wir so, oh, wir haben dieses Ding entdeckt, wie super weit in die Wasser und es ist so, das ist verrückt, weil es einfach kalt ist und es ist komplette Dunkelheit.
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Disappearance of Harold Holt | How Australia's Prime Minister Vanished Without a Trace
Oh, sir. Yeah. It's just even the strongest swimmers like just succumb to the power of the ocean. It's wild.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
That's good because then I don't want to sit here and go like, oh, was this small little group of like three scientists going, hey, maybe we can make a name for ourselves, maybe a buck or two. A lot harder when you start roping in everybody.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
and if you're more right and if you're willing to have like a bunch of other people come into as well then it's like more than likely you're not trying to do this whole scam thing right or just like sure yeah and you come in too and you come in you join us it's like all right well they're they're genuinely genuine about what they're doing
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
And I was like, oh, it just gives you jitters, dude. It just gives you jitters. You know, like that's how it would go down.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Image A. Image A. There's two of them there. Different lights. All right, so the first image, we have two images side by side. The one on the left has that kind of, let me say, kind of U-shaped, like a really open V. The dots are between smaller dots and larger dots. Then on the right, it's that same shape.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
tighter formation and the dots are more of a broken circle i don't know they kind of like droop down a little bit but they're consistent with each other yeah like a boomerang shape almost yeah it's like a like a soft v pattern But then if we're looking at the other image, there's like four of them. And yeah, it's more consistent. That's kind of like two rows.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Yeah, that's good moments. Good moments in the movie.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
And the two rows are made up of larger dots and smaller dots. This looks weird, man. And this consistently was flying across the night sky.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
I would be like invasion, invasion.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Like the whole night sky is is what's very terrifying to me. I'm like, uh, government. Yeah, yeah. Hello, government. 911, what do we do? Do we, uh, hello, government. Are we taking a look at this? Just want to make sure it's not an invasion. If it's you guys, that's fine. If you're trying to read minds or, like, I don't know, do some kind of military stuff. That's okay.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
civilians are seeing this and the other half is if you are the you know some kind of alien extraterrestrial being scouting you also don't give a damn that you're being spotted right and that's terrifying yeah you won't believe it and then the government's like i will just deny it right you know isn't that crazy or the aliens were just like there's nothing you're gonna be able to do to stop us anyway yeah there's nothing can be done nothing can be done we're gonna do what we want to do
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Yeah, I think as like an extraterrestrial mystery, this is by far, I think, one of the more terrifying ones. Yeah. I think most of them are not terrifying. You know, it's like you see lights, patterns in the sky, stuff like that. I think this one is just like the size of it and the consistency. I'm just like, oh. Mine kind of wanders a little bit.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
You got to have someone with the, you know, maybe they didn't have someone that was the DSLR guy. You know what I'm saying? Right. The high aperture camera guy. They're just, you know, sitting there with a bag full of lenses and you go, this is my moment. I've been talking about all my different lenses and my little accessories for my camera. And now you need me.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Would have been great to have that guy.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
I guess the thing is, like, if it was real, I mean, who's to say it would just be one, like, a handful of cases, you know? Like, I guess it would be, like, there could be 700 cases where it's just, like, ah, they just kept coming back.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Yeah, which you'll love to see. You'll see other people in the field kind of going like, OK, I don't know, like just to be skeptical. Does that person have anything to gain? You know what I mean? By jumping on and trying to validate this as something that was unexplainable.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
That's not what those photos look like. They're just not. They look like they're lights in the sky, not a full-blown reflection of a light from the bottom.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
yeah that's the thing about like photography is you start messing with it you know some people yeah i remember people should be like it's a ghost it's like well no they just had a longer exposure yeah some ghosting effect you know where there's like a or double exposure
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Yeah, wait a second. Wouldn't they hear that? I mean, that doesn't necessarily mean that the birds would make noises, but... I mean, if they were so consistently flying over, is it also like a migration season? Why was it so predictable every night?
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
I'm just going to just start cutting out little pictures, like outlines of squonks, just sticking them on my wall with names.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
I mean, it's got to be super low, especially if you're going to go with the theory of like the lights are reflecting off of the bellies. Right. Of these birds. Okay. So how low is this bird then?
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
You had something to believe in. Depending on the subspecies. Damn it. You're going to make this clean and straightforward for once? Subspecies of plovers?
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
You know what? Remove him. Put him back in and then remove him again. Remove him? Yeah. Remove him and then bring him back in so you can remove him again. Yeah. Come on, man. What do you mean? It's totally explainable, but you know what? You're just going to have to find out on your own. Oh, don't give me that. He's got nothing.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
What is this like? Like, I don't know. Like, hey, I tested it and it's true. It's true.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
I'm like, none of this means anything unless you can actually tell us something. Right. Sitting here going like, I know it's like I need to know exactly what you think, you know.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Very much so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My dad works in Nintendo. Okay. You got anything aside from that to prove it? That is frustrating. I think this might be like the first time we've ever had a theory or just go. Yeah, I know what it is. I'm just not going to tell you.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Yeah. Yeah. And so to protect them, I'm just going to feed you more BS. Come on, man. That scientists say exist. Okay. They're out there.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
What a crock of shit. A bunch of BS, dude.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
That's a plane. But it is very wide. Very, very wide.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Yeah, it's like a stealth bomber type plane.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Why would its speed be so low though? I mean, it's above stall speed you're saying.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
It is, though, because there's no really like center cylinder piece to it like you'd normally think you'd see, right? With the little tail at the end. Yeah, that's true. It doesn't really have a body. I guess it's like a pod in the front nose of it, right?
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Yeah, because you're saying like 450.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
They lined that thing up with lights.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Yeah, just absolutely be terrified. Yeah, for sure.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
I mean, it could be an exaggeration, but also, you know, we're going off of what people said. No. Absolutely.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Honestly, kind of leaning towards it like being like, I don't think it's a plane that was flying that low, right? I feel like it could be some kind of military thing that they didn't disclose, but. I don't know, even like if you think meteor shower, the way it's, I feel like a meteor shower is usually grouped together more than, like the formation for this doesn't read meteor shower to me.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
And then the consistency between all the small lights and all the big lights being roughly the same, as opposed to just pieces that have been broken off in the atmosphere. I don't want to say aliens, though. You know what I mean?
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
There's, like, not enough to say that, but that's more, like, where I lean towards, because I don't, going with the other ones, I don't really have, I don't really think it is.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
We haven't looked at all the angles.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
And it's like there's really not much... Oh, man. Yeah, you can get pulled in a handful of different directions. I do like the fact that a bunch of scientists are there. There's pictures. And on top of that, you also have people seeing you on a consistent basis. So... You had experts and civilians seeing it. So there's something, you know what I mean?
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
It's not like, oh, you know, I think I saw something out there in the middle of the night. And now a ton of people saw something and we just can't explain it.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
There's something there.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
I mean, they're big brain buff scientists. You understand? So, I mean, just the rap sheet that they had between all of them is nuts. And so it also is, it's nice to know, you know, it's not just like, oh, it's just a pedestrian looking up at the sky. It's like, okay, well, these guys, you know, they're masters in their craft. They studied the scientists.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
They're studying the sciences and all that kind of stuff. Like, I wouldn't know what I'm looking at, you know.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
I already know, man. Aliens. Here we go. It's gotta be.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Yeah, but the thing... So my thing is, like, as you're telling me this and describing to me what they were describing... It's like, okay, well, if they weren't lined up perfectly, then maybe it isn't some type of craft or machine, because then it would be. But then also you're like, well, the lights are bigger than the stars.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
So then it makes you go, is it just because it's just angles and depth perception that are playing? You know what I mean? Interesting, yeah. Like, checking the eye here. Like, maybe it is properly lined up, but just because of the angle being so low to the ground and the...
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
the thing is the thing the thing is though because obviously we want to believe we want to be true yes yes hit hit me with it and i just know one theories you'd be like some experimental like aircraft i'm like god get that out of here man like give me hope give me something you know what i mean don't make it make sense to me in the sense that like it's a government thing you know what i'm saying yeah yeah like ah
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
and the height that it's currently at and then like maybe that's why it seems like it's off it seems like it's curved but it's really not yeah i mean maybe some variation because of that because of the perspective yeah it just gives you a war it's a bit of warping because of the perspective from the ground
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Also, that's terrifying.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
It's just so wide. yeah and then from there you go all right it's not like someone playing a prank and strapping a bunch of little flashlights onto some like ducky legs or some goose legs or swans oh but that's a good idea it's a pretty good idea we're gonna see the austin lights and it's just gonna be a bunch of ducks with lights on
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
yeah yeah so it's not like something kind of like that but then like yeah then you start to think okay military aircraft something they're experimenting with not that wide could be right it just makes it less so and so then you see your mind starts to wander into the realm of like the possibility that's the wingspan must be that's so big It's huge.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
It's terrifying. It's like mothership stuff.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Oh, we'll get in there. We'll talk about all those theories. What else? Was there some kind of like balloon test going on or something like that? I don't know. We'll get into it.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
that's probably what's going to make the most sense, but I hate it.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
I hate it. And then also my mind instantly goes to the news footage that was in the movie signs when I think it was like Brazil or Spain or something like that, when they had just the lights show up above the city at night and then how they're just like tons of lights showed up above the city just hours ago and everyone just like filming and stuff.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
But then. Yeah. We didn't hear it. It's just because no one's talking about any audible cues. What could this be? Man, if this is a goose with a light, it's cooking.
Red Web
Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Ain't gonna be no drone show. It just keeps adding more mystery to it. I just can't. I know. And then also I'm like, well, what if it was a balloon? The speed would be too fast. And so. And also like uniform, the fact that balloons would kind of like. Yeah, wave around.
Red Web
Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
Also, they're going that fast. They're not going that fast that they are. It's also just like, I don't know. I feel like it'd be shredded in a way. I don't know man. I'm intrigued. I have no. I have no idea like what the more that one of the few times for like a extraterrestrial possible alien type UFO thing. I don't know where these theories are going to go, so I'm very excited.
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Lubbock Lights | The Unexplained UFO Sighting Witnessed by Scientists
And then how Merrill, his brother, Mel Gibson's brother, Joaquin Phoenix in that movie was like in the closet. And then he was like watching the video and it was like daytime and they're like, the lights are gone, but they're still there because we saw a bird fly through the air and like hit like an invisible wall and then like fell to the ground. They found it and it cracked his neck.
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So I was humbled by that.
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Big back for a Big Mac.
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No, really quick. In Mexico, we had this guy come up to us and he's like, are you guys twins? We're like, twins? I was flattered. We get sisters, but twins. Twins was OD.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Okay, so five second drop. Oh God, have mercy on us. Just curious. Not like I was going to do anything. No, a thousand percent. Yeah. It's those intrusive thoughts.
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He was gonna turn back into a rat if he didn't get the ice cream before midnight. Chance, come on!
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Every time I'm in a museum, I'm like, what if I just went insane and ripped all the paintings off the wall?
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Yeah, I was about to say, this sounds like something just took over him and he did it.
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It's just the girlfriend. And he left her behind.
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Everything on Reddit is real.
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Well, you don't know when you're gonna walk past a man with a loose grip on an ice cream. You don't know when that's gonna happen. That's true. I don't. He's holding it like this.
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And I'm just like, that's... That's not right. That's a lot. 20 years later, he was like, I was dared to not do a dare for 20 years, and now, got you!
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You just kick him on the leg down. If we both did that, the couch would fall apart.
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And he has his final part of the collection, his ex-wife. Yeah, wow.
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That's awesome.
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I'm gonna give it a nine.
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Wow. Maybe he would be a good father.
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He didn't go to the baseball game.
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No, it was worth interrupting.
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I knew you were gonna do it! I knew you were gonna do it!
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I was about to if you weren't going to.
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That's a weird way to put that.
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It's not convincing. The only thing he did right was tell her.
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Whoa, she came out of the dream, and they're happily ever after.
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He's gonna move to wherever she is or something.
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Imagine him having never Googled the man he's a guest with. He's like, I've never Googled him.
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But doesn't that make it?
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Wilder? Is real?
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Right, here's the 10.
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That is a 10. I wonder if it's marionette or if it's, like, hand in.
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This is crazy. So that can't be marionette.
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The real Greg comes in, he's like, wait. And it goes back over and it's the puppet with the friends. What's happening?
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I think Arasha and I did this skit in Bit City. That's crazy. I feel bad for him. That's a, I don't know. Yes, I'd love to see the puppet.
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I would be humiliated if someone was like, that looks just like you. I'd be like, I'm gonna go drive off a cliff.
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I did react to that earlier in the thing. I was like, six?
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They did like, paddywhack with each other's genitals or something?
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So I am about to cry, which is funny.
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That is so beautiful. Yeah, I was about to cry and then I remembered what the puppet looked like.
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That's a three out of 10 Y. I like that she addressed it.
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Well, first of all, pronounce it properly. Ibiza.
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You're all the way in the water.
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He has to be gay.
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He's probably bi and never experimented at all. He could be bi.
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This guy's kinda quirky.
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So that's the best we have. Which is awesome to be a fish. Right. It's like, oh, I'm gonna go watch the little things do their little thing. It's like, okay, well, buy a ticket and give me the money then. Whoa. Yeah, the fish make the proceeds from the aquarium. As you know, as we all know, all the fish in an aquarium are rich.
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You can be straight and do those things too, right?
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That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking. Let's disguise her as like a little twink.
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I mean, the main take is like, this isn't gonna work out, obviously he needs to go do this, and that doesn't work with her, so this obviously, this just, this isn't gonna work out this way. He should still go on the gaycation, because that's his journey. They should break up, and she should find someone who doesn't wanna go do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just wanna do this.
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Oh yeah, I'm ready for this.
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And now we're onto the real reason we're all here.
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There's so much around it that they can't just face the, it's so insane.
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Right, there's definitely homophobia in the story. Sure. Like, there's that, some of the reactions, I mean, yeah, it's like, you know, you're cheating, ugh, but to be like, I'm sorry, it's like, okay, you're adding on a layer of also, oh my god, my adult son is gay, I'm gonna go blow up, you know?
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Or gayish or whatever.
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done the gaycation at home with one person and had a mutual experience.
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That's right, baby. Just like me.
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Yeah, but you're going into it like, I just want to meet some people. You're not, I want to connect with that person.
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That community's usually a little, they're usually sweethearts. So I've heard. It's a lucky community to have to do all this with them.
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They're like, let's make a sandwich.
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You have an ex-husband, you're dating me, I have a shrine to your ex-husband. Why?
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Yeah, but if they come into it, and they're just like, hey, by the way, you're hilarious, love your shit. Hey, let's get a drink.
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I love your take. My take is like, oh, you know the mask I put out. Are you ready to be disappointed?
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And you're like, he's taking me somewhere. Oh my god, he's taking me on a trip.
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I love surprises.
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Then you're locked into being entertaining forever in your personal life.
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Maybe there's poison in it.
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Well, probably something like, because you know they can't swim.
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Hell no! Hell no! They would have eaten you like a damn Sunday roast.
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Get that shit on the barbecue, flint iron in the mouth, poison sack dripping down their... Okay.
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Okay, okay, fucking relax, calm down.
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Good night, we're all cooking pigs feet and onions and their shit. Good night, Linda. Were you cooking a turd in there? Put that fucking lid back on. I didn't know we were making turd stew, Linda. Put that shit back on there. The whole, open the window. This whole fucking kitchen smells like dog shit.
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By the way, by the way, I... Massive respect. And I'll stay on a knee the whole time. I appreciate you. I don't want to assert anything, anything at all. Can you say one time for me, hail Supreme Leader? Hail Supreme Leader Broski. We are honored by your presence. Please leave us under the Christmas tree. Lots of presents. Hail Supreme Leader Broski. Hail Supreme Leader Broski.
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Hail Supreme Leader Broski. Hail Supreme Leader Broski. Thank you so much for allowing me to have that Nutri-Grain bar when I got here.
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I told you to get out of the water or else. What'd I say? I'll give you a reason to cry. That's what Mother Nature said.
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Because it feels good. Damn. Shit. What else you want to know? My bra size?
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Oh, y'all, shit! It's hot as fuck under this dragon mask! Fuck! Shut up!
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That's crazy. He wanted that thing stinking.
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Like, shut up! Shut up! That's ridiculous!
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Napoleon letter to Josephine, bathe.
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He liked it stinky. Devil man!
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My sister had a baby, and I took it over after she passed away, and the baby lost all its legs and arms, and now it's just a stump, but I take care of it with my wife, and it's growing, and it's fairly happy, and it's difficult because I'm working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table, but all the love I see in that little guy's face, it just makes it worth it in the end.
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Because I misgendered Fhagar.
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Fucking reboot, put it in right, shut the fuck up.
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Are you not entertained? Halt! Stop right there! Those who stand before me, prepare to die.
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It was just one guy by the fucking camera.
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You're not thinking about our boy, Seamus O'Flanagan.
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I need, please, sir. Bam! Zap! Wabow! Lickety sea smoke!
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That's how fucking bad it was. Mommy, help me, mommy.
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And I'm like, oh, I'm gonna be fired?
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Ladies and gentlemen, God bless America. God bless our troops. And gentlemen, start your engines.
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Well, yeah. What's wrong? Hold on, wait, what's wrong? Everyone smelled like puss. No, come back, where are you going?
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Right. Oh, holy fuck, oh, Jesus Christ!
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Fall in line, soldier! How fucking hard is it to pick up WhatsApp and double tap a message? Shut up! Would you look Sylvia Plath in the eye and tell her to not be depressed? It's not always about you!
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It's not about you all the time! Is that okay? It's not about you! Holy fuck!
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There's a big fly that just, that wasn't a fly, that was like a moth. Did you see that in the video? That was a huge bug. Ew, it's on the desk!
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All right, there's been a murder.
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Room reveal. Is he 16? Maybe.
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The Red Bull kicked in, I just realized.
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Well, that's several questions I would say. What am I talking about?
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95: Broski Nation Special Ops
Can I have a gin and tonic? Um, yeah. Let me get out my fucking chef's book.
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What the hell? What the helly? What the hellyante? What the helly House of Commons?
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Let me go put on my chef's apron and hat. Would you like a fucking chive garnish? Get the fuck out of here.
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The steak and lobster? What else? The fucking surf and turf? Fuck you!
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She's my, she's my, oh my God, my Mickey phone.
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I saw him in person. I saw it with Stanley, of course. And he walks out on stage and I'm slapping his leg. I'm like, he's like, I know, I know. He's right there.
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Because he's right there. We were second row. He's right there, bro. Please. Danny Ocean.
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Why would you, why would you knowing, knowing how intense my thing is for Jack?
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Did you watch it? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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Can I say something? Can I speak freely? Great movie. Enjoyed it probably way more than I should have.
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He's sexy in it, though, so hello! Hello!
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Killing me softly. He ain't heavy. He's talking dirty to me. I'm not a girl yet, not a woman.
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See, and they gave me Jon Snow. That's stupid as fuck. That's stupid as shit. That's stupid.
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Because I... I'm going to leave the body where it is. I'm a coward.
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Okay. Here's my report. If this is a paywall, I'm going to freak out. I'm Robb Stark. What? No. I'm King of the North.
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They really made her hold back on some of those riffs.
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No, this has never happened before. I don't fucking know what to do. You act like I know what to do. I literally just sit here and I give out snacks. Like, everyone's fucking mad.
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Me if I was a flight attendant.
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I don't know. Can I have a vodka and tonic?
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I literally said, oh, it was like seeing an old friend. Tom Clincarney, he popped up after season one.
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77: God’s Brother: Santa Claus
Oh, wow. I don't know why I never thought about Russia having mountains. I guess y'all got all kinds of topography out there, huh? Y'all are rocking with a lot out there. Some of these forests are beautiful. They run mostly through the Russian Federation from the coast of the Arctic Ocean to the river Ural and northwestern Kazakhstan. Wow, the more you know. Go back.
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Oh, the reindeer in the Ural Mountains. Other than a few brief references in Aristotle, Theophrastus, Julius Caesar, and Pliny, there is little written testimony before 1533 when Gustav I of Sweden sent a gift of 10 reindeer to Albert I of Prussia and absolutely nothing to connect them with a 4th century bishop from Asia Minor.
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The Reformation changed everything because of Martin Luther's insistence that Jesus Christ is the only mediator between God and man and not Santa, as some would have you believe. Most early Protestants rejected the Catholic cult of saints out of hand.
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Although they were happy to recognize that those who had led uncommonly holy lives should be held up as examples of Christian virtue, they refused to believe that anyone could intercede with God on another's behalf and regarded the veneration of saints as a form of idolatry.
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77: God’s Brother: Santa Claus
Any form of worship or celebration that seemed to point towards the human instead of the divine was hence discouraged, if not actively forbidden. This spelled trouble for dear Saint Nicholas. While he was seen as sufficiently virtuous to be included in the Lutheran liturgical calendar, whoever wrote this did a beautiful job. Can I just say really quick, I'm like blown away by that sentence.
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77: God’s Brother: Santa Claus
This spelled trouble for St. Nicholas. While he was seen as sufficiently virtuous to be included in the Lutheran liturgical calendar, the revelry with which his feast was traditionally celebrated was definitely suspect.
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No doubt it would have been easiest just to ban it, but Luther was shrewd enough to realize that gift-giving had become so central to the festive season that it would be difficult, if not impossible, to stamp it out. To overcome this problem, Luther simply transferred the practice to Christmas Day itself. It's always the mother-tucking Christians, dude.
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77: God’s Brother: Santa Claus
It is the mother-tucking Christians that are like, I think I'm feeling like rewriting history. I think I feel like this should be about us right now. Okay, guys. POV, I have a meeting with all my other personalities to discuss our rebrand. Literally the Catholic Church doing a reformation. Ridiculous. Oh, I think that should be on Christmas Day.
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77: God’s Brother: Santa Claus
To overcome this problem, Luther simply transferred the practice to Christmas Day itself and focused attention on Christ, God's original gift to mankind. Boring! I want Hot Wheels.
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It's, it's Christ on the cross. I wanted a Webkinz. Thank you. Thanks, mom and dad. Christ on the cross for Christmas again this year. I wanted a little pet shop. I wanted a littlest pet shop. I wanted an Apple Watch. I wanted an Apple Watch. I don't want Christ. Luther never would have understood Amazon Prime. Luther never would have gotten one day shipping Amazon Prime. Okay.
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The joy you feel from placing an Amazon order and seeing that little blue check with the yellow that says Prime. Yeah. Yeah. That's actually going to be pure bliss. He'll never experience that. And he never did. Although this did not necessarily stop people from celebrating the day in style, it did mean that from then on, presents would be brought not by St.
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I've gone down to the river, the Broski Nation River. It's dried up, okay? I've gone down to the river looking around me. Wow, a beautiful delta rich with life and fertility. And I look around. I bathe in the water. I'm doing baptisms in the Broski Nation River, okay? And suddenly, as I'm in the Broski Nation river, I look around and there's all of you.
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Nicholas, but by the Christkind, or Christkindl, Christ child, who was usually portrayed as a brightly arrayed infant with wings and a halo. Girl, they had taken Santa to court. What is this? The examination and trial of old father Christmas together with his clearing by the jury at the Ephesus held at the town of difference in the county of diff content. What the hell is this? Okay.
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Even in some Protestant areas, however, the legacy of St. Nicholas lived on, albeit in a modified form. In England, a Father Christmas figure was already well established by the reign of Elizabeth I. Clearly modeled after St. Nicholas, he was held to embody the spirit of Christmas and, as an engraving from Josiah King's The Examination and Trial of Old Father Christmas, 1686.
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suggests, was generally pictured as a burly man with a heavy fur-lined coat, a pointed meter-like hat, and a beard. In some areas of Belgium and France, de Kerstman, or Pierre Norel, Pierre Norel, came to play a similar role, but he still didn't have any reindeer. Okay, we're getting there, we're getting there.
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He seems to have made his debut in Knickerbocker's History of New York in 1809 by Washington Irving. A collection of satirical sketches, this portrayed him as a fat Dutchman, sporting a low, broad-brimmed hat, a huge pair of Flemish trunk hose, and a long pipe, and riding across the sky in a wagon full of presents.
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But not until the publication of The Children's Friend, a New Year's present to the little ones, did a reindeer come into play. One of the poems in this curious little book, 1821, began with the following fateful verse. Old Santy Claus with much delight, his reindeer drives this frosty night. Or chimney tops and tracks of snow to bring his yearly gifts to you.
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What prompted the anonymous author to introduce a reindeer is a puzzle. An unsolved mystery. Sounds like a case for me. One possibility is that it was simply down to the weather. Although there was always a chance of snow at Christmas, the previous decade had seen some of the coldest weather on record. On December 24th, 1811, today, 213 years ago, 213 years ago, today, wherever you're sitting.
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Noah Webster reported that more than a foot of snow had fallen in New Haven, and in 1816, snow had even fallen in June. That winter was especially harsh. Okay, don't care. What is happening? Okay, they were slaying.
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While there is no record of reindeer being used to pull any sleighs in New York, anyone interested in Santa could have been forgiven for thinking of the animals that were used to pull them in stereotypically snowy regions. Alaska would have been an obvious point of reference.
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Although it was not yet an American tradition, the use of reindeer by indigenous peoples was already well known, and it would have been a small step to hitch them to Santa's ride. Enter Rudolph. The number of reindeer soon grew. On December 23rd, 1823, the poem A Visit from St. Nicholas, also known as The Night Before Christmas, 1823, appeared in the New York Sentinel, Sentinel, Sentinel,
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Later attributed to Clement Charles Moore, this described a chubby, if diminutive, diminutive, diminutive, diminutive. This described a chubby, if diminutive, St. Nicholas riding across the sky on a sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer called Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder, and Blixom. Later, two more were added.
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Wow, a bountiful harvest of so many of my dearest and closest friends and supporters. How blessed we are, Broski Nation, to come together this holiday season, hug each other tight. Metaphorically speaking, we're all parasocial. I know you guys don't like to interact with each other. That's okay. I know you guys aren't really big on interactions.
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In L. Frank Baum's story, The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus, 1902, Santa's companions were arranged into five pairs. Racer and Pacer, Fearless and Peerless, Flossy and Gossy, Ready and Steady, and Feckless and Speckless. I like Ready and Steady. That's cute. At about this time, Santa Claus was re-exported back to Europe. They extradited Santa back to fucking Sweden. No! No!
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They're like, we got to get this big fat fuck out of here. Where do we send him? Sweden, France, Germany, Turkey, Russia, Italy. Where do we send the fat fuck? How about keep him in New Haven, Connecticut? How about that, where he belongs? Because Santa Claus is an American, and he has rights, and he cannot be tried without a jury.
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Okay, I forgot the rights that he's afforded, but he is afforded rights, okay? And I can look it up right now, and I know you're live on Facebook. I can record, too. I can record two. That man is Santa Claus, and I know him. He brings gifts to my kids. And I, look, okay, we may have been intimate. I've been intimate with Santa Claus. And I'm telling you right now, he is not a criminal.
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Do not extradite him. Do not deport him back to a country that he doesn't know about. He's American. That was my impression of a Karen trying to convince you not to deport her situationship Santa Claus. A Republican Karen, by the way. Let's talk about when he was extradited back to Europe, where he gradually merged into the figures whose attributes he had been given.
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He also took his reindeer with him, but not until much later did Rudolph join his troop. In 1939, Montgomery Ward department stores commissioned Robert L. May to write a storybook which could be given to children visiting their branches over the Christmas period. Visiting their branches? In May's tale, Rudolph was shunned by the other reindeer because of his bright red nose. Freak!
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But one year, when fog threatens the delivery of Christmas presents, Santa spots it glowing in the gloom and asks him to light the way as the troop's ninth member. Though initially intended as a local giveaway, May's story proved so popular that it later inspired a cartoon, a song, and no end of films and books. So this was in the 40s. This was post-war. 1948, 1949, that's when Rudolph came out.
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That's crazy. New lore just dropped! New Lord just dropped to the 500-year-old Bishop Saint man. Since then, Santa's reindeer have been reimagined countless times. They've been renamed, pared down, beefed up, and altered in almost every way. But it is now impossible to think of Santa without them. And if you listen carefully this Christmas Eve, you might just hear them on your roof too.
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I just got chills. I just got chills. I just got filled with childlike whimsy and wonder. Alexander Lee, he wrote this. And God bless you, my sir. Alexander Lee is a fellow in the Center for the Study of the Renaissance of Warwick University. His latest book, Machiavelli, His Life and Times, is now available. Wow. Gotta pick that up. Big fan of you, Alexander Lee. This was beautifully written.
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You guys aren't big on social interactions because it requires a sort of social charm. Okay, I know that it's tough, but stay with me. Metaphorically speaking, we all band together and we tackle 2025 with a renewed vengeance. Okay, how do you guys like that? I'm taking this off and I'm turning the lights on. Welcome back, Brewski Nation! We've done about, god, it feels like 175 episodes this year.
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How do you even begin to research, like, the legend of Santa Claus? Like, how do you even... I have no idea. Like, especially when a legend like that, which, what else other than, I guess, Christ himself or any organized religion with a sort of prophet figure? Is there a documented history or a sort of global phenomenon of this figure, you know, visiting and bringing gifts and whatever?
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I think that's so, like, uniquely Christmas. So, this is...
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That song is so good. You know what else I think should be a Christmas song but isn't? Damage Gets Done by Hosier and Brandi Carlile. That song sounds like a Christmas song to me. It's like you can almost hear bells in the background. And at the end, they have this part that's like, All I needed was someone And there's like bells in the background. Love.
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That's genuinely my favorite Christmas song. My favorite Christmas song? Black Dog by Led Zeppelin. How father Christmas found his baby. How touching, y'all. Seriously. And we learned some new words. Hagiography. Meter. That's a bishop hat. The Ural Mountains are in northern Kazakhstan and across Russia. Origin of gingerbread houses. Let's try to tap into that.
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They originated in Germany, Germany, between the 16th and 18th centuries. The tradition became popular after the publication of the Brothers Grimm's Hansel and Gretel in 1812, which features a house made of gingerbread in the forest. Let me tell you something about gingerbread. Let me tell you something about ginger snap. Let me tell you something about any of that sort of spicy cookie.
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I want to put it in my mouth. I am clinically addicted to a sort of ginger snap cookie. The spices, you know, they make that big bubble toil, bubble in trouble, big thing you can make around Christmas time on the stove where it's like oranges, cloves, cinnamon, garlic. And Not garlic, but all those. And like apple cider, whatever. And you just boil it on the stove.
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And it's like old oranges or whatever. You just throw it in there and you keep it on a simmer and it just makes the house smell amazing. I forget what that is. There's probably a word for that. It's like a form of... What's that word? Come on, come on. Potpourri. Potpourri. It's like a form of potpourri. The inspiration for gingerbread houses.
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The tradition of decorating gingerbread with gold leaf and foil, the popularity of gingerbread at festivals and fairs in medieval Europe. Oh, I bet that was like a luxury in medieval Europe. The practice of shaping gingerbread cookies into seasonal shapes like birds for fall and flowers for spring. The belief that certain gingerbread shapes were charmed or cursed. What? Let's click that link.
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It's gonna be about 40-something, okay? Really not that many. Um, it's a very interesting and strange and silly thing, coming into this room every week and giving y'all an update on my life... When exciting things happen, when devastating things happen, when global events happen, when things happen that we all just need to take pause and take a deep inhale, hold it for five, exhale for six.
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Sweet and sinister, the history of gingerbread houses. I love the internet. Like, why would you ever search this up? I did. Okay, here's what Google is saying. Gingerbread has a dark history that includes superstitions, folklore, and even witchcraft? What the hell have I tapped into? In the 17th century, some believed that witches would make gingerbread figures eat them and kill their enemies.
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That's why it's a gingerbread man? Villagers believed that gingerbread shapes were either charmed or cursed. The gingerbread man story has a dark moral about trusting others. The gingerbread man was tempted by a fox and trusted him, which led to his downfall. Gingerbread was a favorite of Queen Elizabeth I, who had it made to resemble visiting dignitaries. Elizabeth I...
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if I recall correctly, and correct me if I'm wrong, had such an insatiable sweet tooth that all of her teeth rotted out of her mouth. Like had black teeth because she was so insistent upon getting like the sweets and that was her only diet. Which, look, I get it, okay?
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If I was Queen Elizabeth I and I was in control of the British Empire, I'd be like, yeah, I'm having macaroons for lunch and dinner and breakfast every day. And if you don't give it to me, I'm going to kill you. And it's just as simple as that. I mean, I can't make the rules any clearer. Oh my God. I literally am so smart. I didn't even read this.
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In Elizabethan times, only the wealthy could afford sugar. So their blackened teeth identified them as members of the elite. How crazy is that? Gingerbread was once a symbol of fertility. This is nuts. Gingerbread lore runs so deep and crazy. That is so beautiful, though. I wonder what they used to use as icing. I think this has been a wonderful and exciting holiday episode.
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To all of you out there in Broski Nation, I wish you a peaceful and relaxing holiday shared amongst loved ones and friends. All right. Love you guys. I'll see you guys in the new year. We've got a lot of exciting shit coming. And I do miss Timothee Chalamet. I do miss him very deeply and intimately. He was so, it was electric. He's an electric person.
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I have nothing but positive, beautiful, wonderful things to say about him. I am addicted to him. We were bantering off camera for a while. He's just, I want to hang out. Timmy, if you want to come over to my house, I have got YouTube premium. I've got some Diet Cokes in the fridge. I've got a bunch of Premier Protein if you want to have some protein shakes with me.
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Yeah, we could go to like Disneyland. I don't know. Just let me know. Okay. I love y'all to bits and pieces. Y'all take care of yourselves. Y'all be good. And I'm going to go clean this micro plastic microfiber beard hair out of my throat because it's coating my throat.
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Okay, one more time. Every time I do a yoga class and they like make us do one of those breathing exercises, I'm like, this is just pissing me off. What is this helping? Okay, square breathing. I know that's like a calming technique. Maybe my mind just bucks at the idea of yoga. I'm not meant to be serene. I would love to be serene one day. I'd love to try it out. Okay, here's the deal.
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What I have in mind for y'all today is a deep dive into Christmas, okay? Because why do we feed a big fat white man cookies? And why does he come into our house? And why has he enslaved a sort of native species to Canada or, you know, the Northern Isles, the reindeer? Why is this something that we embrace and sell and put on cookies? I would like to know.
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And it kind of creeps me out to be completely real with you guys. So, and I'm a Santa believer. Okay, I love Santa. I do believe in him very deeply to my core. I do love him. I do think that he is God's brother. I do think that Santa Claus is the dying light among us, to be completely fair. He is the last shred, morsel of hope. And that's a beautiful thing. And if all you can do is believe...
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And this figure that will bring you what you want and what you need, isn't that gorgeous and beautiful? But I did actually see mommy kissing Santa Claus, and I think that that is, you know, there is no other path but divorce, right? Because you're unfaithful, you don't love each other. I mean, it's like, just go with her. You know what I mean? Go with the new girl.
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Go with the new woman, Santa Claus, because you seem to be unhappy. Because Mrs. Claus holds you down. She holds you down. She cooks, cleans, counsels you, advises you for the other 364 days a year. You're a mean, fat, old bastard, Santa. Okay. The origin of Christmas. Why does Santa have reindeer? It took a long while for Rudolph and the other reindeer to team up with Santa Claus.
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But once they did, there was no stopping them. I know that's right. Saint Nick, originally Santa Claus had nothing to do with reindeer or with Christmas. His story begins with Saint Nicholas, a fourth century bishop of Myra, Myra, in modern Turkey.
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Although little is known about his life, the few hagiographical works which have come down to us all testify to his love of children and his generosity. Um, what? According to Michael the Archimandrite, he was once told about a man who had lost all his money and was unable to provide dowries for his three daughters.
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Since this would have prevented them from getting married, they might have had to become prostitutes to support themselves. Santa took them out the trap? Santa Claus took the three hoes out the trap? Wow! It's a Christmas miracle! Also, this article is crazy. What do you mean they would have had to become prostitutes? Naturally, St.
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Nicholas was anxious to help, but did not want to shame them by giving alms openly. Instead, he created what is now referred to modernly as a pimp house. Santa became a pimp. Just kidding.
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I made that up. St. Nicholas was anxious to help, but he did not want to shame them by giving his help openly. To avoid this, he crept up to their house late at night and threw a purse of gold through the window. When their astonished father found it the next morning, he immediately sought a husband for the eldest. The next night, St. Nicholas did the same again.
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On the third night, however, the father stayed awake and caught St. Nicholas in the act. And then that's when he and Santa had started making out. Okay, so Santa was gay. Now, see, they don't say that in HistoryToday.com. They don't mention that in HistoryToday.com. Falling to his knees, he hailed the saint as his family's savior, only for St.
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Nicholas to raise him to his feet and beg him not to tell a soul about the blessings he had received. Because of such acts of generosity, St. Nicholas' feast day, December 6th, was later celebrated with the exchange of presents. This is in Turkey? In 12th century France, nuns are said to have left fruit, nuts, and treats outside the houses of poor children. At around the same date, St.
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Nicholas was also transformed into a magical bringer of gifts. Particularly in Dutch-speaking regions, Sinterklaas would sneak into poor people's houses at night and leave a few coins or a little present in their shoes. Like a turd. Well, isn't that just super, super cute? You want to know something? I read this and I have to say it because it's a tangent.
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And that's sort of what this podcast is all about. They said on the third night, he snuck in and did something else. Y'all, go see Nosferatu. This isn't even a paid ad. It comes out tomorrow, Christmas Day. I saw Nosferatu into the premiere. Oh my God, what a movie. I mean, that's how you do it. That's called gothic horror and clock it and get into it.
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Bill Skarsgård is unrecognizable as Nosferatu. I was absolutely blown away because it's based on, of course, the original Dracula by Bram Stoker. And it's amazing how close it stays to the plot. And I haven't read Dracula since college. And I literally was like, oh my God, this is exactly how I pictured it.
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Y'all remember when you watched Twilight for the first time and you were like, yeah, that's how I pictured it. It's exactly how I pictured it. Hunger Games, exactly how I pictured it. Harry Potter, exactly how I pictured it. I think that with Nosferatu, Lily Rose Depp, stop putting Lily Rose Depp in these cringy, overly sexualized roles. I need her in a Victorian period piece now.
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I need Lily Rose Depp to be doing what Saoirse Ronan's doing, okay? Somebody help her. Because that woman has so much talent. She is so versatile. And I would love to see her explore that more. She played the, like... tormented, possessed, like, tender-hearted wife so well. I believed every word that came out of her mouth. I think... Oh, this is what I was going to say.
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There's a part in Nosferatu where... Oh, my beard hairs are all over the microphone. I'm so sorry, y'all. And I'm probably breathing in all this microplastic. And what's new? What's actually new there? Nothing. There is a part where... Bill Skarsgård's character is like giving some instruction, right? And he has a crazy accent like this, except it's really dark and deep.
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And he rolls his R's and he breathes really fucking heavy and it's terrifying. He's so scary. And you don't see his face in the movie posters. You don't see his face until a good decent chunk into the movie. Um, And it's just chilling. He is just so scary. And instead of giving him, you know, I am Dracula. I will suck your blood. Like that sort of thing. And a cape. And like, I am the count.
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They gave him this dirty old jacket. Like this dirty old coat that he has slumped over his shoulders. And the arms are just a little bit too long. And his fingers are just a little bit too long. And, you know, he's got those crazy nails. It was just so like, oh, I'm horrified. Anyway, there's a part where he goes... And if you've seen Nosferatu, you know that's a really good impression.
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Go watch Nosferatu and come back and watch this and be like, and please comment, hey, that was actually really good. And while we're at it, I'm going to do an Elvis impression. And if you guys could just comment, hey, that's really good, it would mean a lot to me. Because everyone in my life shits on me. Everyone in my life shits on me. For my Elvis impression.
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they don't like it they don't want to see it because when true art is on display some people get scared and they shy away shy away from the light right they're scared no you can't be scared of true talent when you see it here's my Elvis impression hold on I got nervous I got nervous there's hair in my mouth okay ready
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I can do better than that, actually, guys. I'm so sorry I did that. I'm so sorry that I... That was a lackluster performance, and I'd like to do it again for you.
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So this is Christmas, and what have you wrought? Guys, I miss Timothee Chalamet. I miss Timothee Chalamet. He's my best fucking friend. He's my best friend. No one understands me like Timothee Chalamet. That is my brother. Guys, what a year it has been. Seriously. Guys, it's been a long one. It's been a long and arduous but very fruitful bounty, okay? I've gone to the source.
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Can you really actually rate that one out of 10? Because I'm actually not joking. I'm not being funny. I think that's really good. And I do it for Taylor all the time. And she is such a fucking hater. She hates when I do Elvis because I don't think she really understands Elvis. I don't think she understands the voice, the tenor, the tone. Okay, I've captured it.
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And I have, in a sort of Austin Butler-esque fashion, reimagined it and delivered it here for you today. And I think that she's a hater because that took a lot of study and it took a lot of courage. I feel like no one's telling me that I'm courageous. No one's looked at me today and said, hey, you're courageous for doing that. Hey, you're talented for doing that.
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hey, you're really well-researched and well-cultured for knowing the nuance and the sort of vocal inflections that he does in Blue Christmas. No one has said that to me today. So, I don't know, just like, if you want to tell me in the comments, I would like to read it. That my Elvis impression is good. But don't listen to the first one. My God, I almost just vomited. Excuse me. Excuse me, guys.
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Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Okay, let's get back to Saint Nick. For obvious reasons, okay, we're talking about Sinterklaas in Dutch-speaking regions. For obvious reasons, he was portrayed as a bishop with long, brightly colored vestments, a meter, and a beard. What is a meter? Oh, it's like a bishop hat. Interesting. Like a Pope hat. Santa was the Pope?
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Santa's in the Popemobile, and it's being pulled by a reindeer, but it's also bulletproof. And the reindeer have bulletproof vests on. And all the reindeer have Secret Service things in their ear. He was also said to travel through the sky and to have an uncanny knack for remaining unseen. At times, St. Nicholas was even associated with certain animals. In the Netherlands, in the Nederlands,
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There was a tradition of leaving hay for his horses. In some parts of Germany, he still rides a horse. In Eastern France, he keeps his presents in baskets carried by a donkey. And in Italy, he is often accompanied by a jovial ass. I'll show you a jovial ass. Okay? How about... All right. I'm going to self-censor. No, actually, I'm going to let it rip.
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I'll show you a jovial ass after I just had diarrhea. You know that feeling of after you had diarrhea and your stomach doesn't hurt anymore and you feel empty? That's a jovial ass. And if you don't like what I have to say on here, because sometimes I don't want to talk. A day wants to talk. I don't want to talk about my life. I don't want to talk about my problems.
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If I'm going through something, I find it very difficult to come on here and be like, here's what my poop looked like this week. Here's what my poop looked like! Poop haul! Poop dissection challenge! I just don't feel like it because sometimes life can get heavy. You know what I mean? So go ahead and rewatch this one. Rewatch the other ones. Rewatch whatever you need to rewatch.
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Go rewatch Royal Court. OK, go rewatch. I don't know. Pedro Pascal hot ones. I've got a whole laundry list of stuff you guys could be tapped into. Anyway, in France, he's got a jovial ass. So just remember that. But of reindeer, there was no sign, and with good cause.
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Although they were once common throughout Europe, their habitat receded at the end of the last ice age, to the point that they were mostly confined to northern Scandinavia and the Ural Mountains. Where the fuck are the Ural Mountains? The UTI Mountains? Hey, I've been there. They're in Russia. On before the night! The Ural Mountains, or simply the Urals, are mountains. Oh, these are stunning.
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Everything about you I like. Yeah, I love you. Kissing you in public, making nothing of you. I need you in my life. Yeah, all day, every day I need you. And every time I see you, the feelings get deeper. I miss you. I miss you. I really want to kiss you, but I can't. Y'all get into this. Shit.
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76: Auditioning For The Live-Action Shark Tale
Yeah, that was a conversation we were having off camera before.
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
76: Auditioning For The Live-Action Shark Tale
All right, we'll talk to you later. We got Timothee Chalamet on the podcast before we got GTA 6.
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
76: Auditioning For The Live-Action Shark Tale
Okay, moving on. Let's go ahead and move on, I fucking guess. Let's talk about 2025 New Year's resolutions. Okay. Here's my 2025 New Year's resolution.
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
76: Auditioning For The Live-Action Shark Tale
We have some guests coming out this week on Royal Court that you bitches are going to lose your fucking mind. I've been talking about this forever. You bitches are going to lose your shit.
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
76: Auditioning For The Live-Action Shark Tale
What do you mean? I can't even buy baby carrots from the fucking grocery store in a plastic bag because it has E. coli poop on it. What are you talking about? Who's shitting my carrot bag? I just want a baby carrot with my tahini dip. I don't even want to have poop in my mouth. I don't want poop. No, no, I don't want poop in my mouth.
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
75: George Orwell & Dragons
They're going to go on a hiatus after this. I don't know whether they're going to make music next to this. He's doing a fucking solo project that I don't like.
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
75: George Orwell & Dragons
So when you were working out for Gladiator, what was that like when you were the Gladiator Russell Crowe when you held a sword?
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
75: George Orwell & Dragons
Maybe he can introduce me to Cillian Murphy. I don't know. Maybe we can all hang out together. Maybe we can all watch The Current War together. I don't know. It's like an awesome movie. Anyway. Anyway.
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
92: Peeing in the River
What river is in Nacogdoches, Texas? The Angelina River? No. No, it wasn't Nagadochis. Where were we? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell-y? What the hell-y, Barry? What the hell-y, Ante?
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
We ain't afraid of no Ghostty! (Interview)
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
The Dr. Hyman Show
The Unexpected Dolphin Discovery That May Hold the Key to Longevity | Dr. Stephanie Venn-Watson
It was nine, it was 10, it was 13, it was 15.
The Dr. Hyman Show
The Unexpected Dolphin Discovery That May Hold the Key to Longevity | Dr. Stephanie Venn-Watson
Yes, yes.
The Dr. Hyman Show
The Unexpected Dolphin Discovery That May Hold the Key to Longevity | Dr. Stephanie Venn-Watson
Yeah.
The Dr. Hyman Show
The Unexpected Dolphin Discovery That May Hold the Key to Longevity | Dr. Stephanie Venn-Watson
But you've got that, yeah.
The Dr. Hyman Show
The Gut-Brain Connection: Why Your Mental Health Starts in the Microbiome
Mm-hmm.
The Dylan Gemelli Podcast
Episode #13 Featuring Registered Dietician Jen Scheinman! THE MITOCHONDRIA and UROLITHIN A EPISODE!! The role of mitochondria in cellular health, In depth analysis of Urolithin A , Gut Health's impact on mitochondria, MITOPURE and more!!
Yeah.
The Dylan Gemelli Podcast
Episode #13 Featuring Registered Dietician Jen Scheinman! THE MITOCHONDRIA and UROLITHIN A EPISODE!! The role of mitochondria in cellular health, In depth analysis of Urolithin A , Gut Health's impact on mitochondria, MITOPURE and more!!
Yeah. Yeah.
The Lore Lads
Patagonia This, Si Te Cah That, Bigfoot and Such | Podcast Episode 161
Do you know how fast arrows move?
The Lore Lads
Patagonia This, Si Te Cah That, Bigfoot and Such | Podcast Episode 161
This is what I'm dealing with. This is why it's been so hard to write this video.
The Lore Lads
Patagonia This, Si Te Cah That, Bigfoot and Such | Podcast Episode 161
You raise me up.
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Patagonia This, Si Te Cah That, Bigfoot and Such | Podcast Episode 161
I want to take my bones.
The Lore Lads
Patagonia This, Si Te Cah That, Bigfoot and Such | Podcast Episode 161
It's L-E-O-D. Load.
The Lore Lads
Patagonia This, Si Te Cah That, Bigfoot and Such | Podcast Episode 161
Alright, let's swap back.
The Lore Lads
Patagonia This, Si Te Cah That, Bigfoot and Such | Podcast Episode 161
Are you good with us getting through some questions?
The Lore Lads
Patagonia This, Si Te Cah That, Bigfoot and Such | Podcast Episode 161
Next week's video, Jason Seagal is a psyop. He doesn't exist. No, you know what I mean. Like, if Steven Seagal... How I met you was there was propaganda.
The Lore Lads
Patagonia This, Si Te Cah That, Bigfoot and Such | Podcast Episode 161
It was justified. It was God, so it was okay.
The Lore Lads
Clearing the Air with Seth Rogers & Tony Mathis | Podcast Episode 159
Must be a Tennessee thing. It is a Tennessee thing.
The Lore Lads
Clearing the Air with Seth Rogers & Tony Mathis | Podcast Episode 159
I think we all do.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
I know one other thing that you brought up in a couple other interviews that you were mentioning was a lot of the caves and the areas behind that space. And I was just curious, do you know to what degree, because I know in previous conversations, you've said that there were a few of them that you didn't feel comfortable going in because you didn't have anybody with you.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Do you know to what extent they've been searched at all?
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Right. So just to clarify really quickly, so they were able to get you the, the still images and the clips, but the TBI has the TBI was able to get the full footage.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Yeah. I mean, at the end of the day, like any question about somebody entering or exiting the home. Yeah, it should be the TBI answered by that.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
There's a level of respect that's necessary in these kinds of situations.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Really quickly to just give a little bit more background on that as well. We had been covering a following up series on the Smiley Face Killers phenomenon. And so the reason why Riley Strain landed on our desk phenomenon.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
The reason why Riley Strain specifically landed on our desk that way was because he had at the time that he went missing very much fit the profile that we had already done several videos on. So that was just another reason why that was the focus.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Yeah, and also, not only did they clear it, but, like, to what level of scrutiny did they clear it? Because, like you just said with JonBenet... Somebody opened a door to the room that she was in and didn't see her. So it took, you know, the fourth time, I think it was... Fifth, technically.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Yeah. But, you know, it was more than three. Yeah. Actually find the individual in the room.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
I did. I can't remember if it was her going out during that search or if it was Chris going out later in the day. One of them did drive out towards Gallatin that day. Yeah, somebody went out towards Gallatin to look because there was a specific tie there that you had mentioned in the video. Yeah, I...
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
He also said it in like three different interviews.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
I will say the way the donations are set up, there are no questions with the donations. It's just donations.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
In total right now, I can check. We seem to be riding right around...
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
I can pull that up, but it's looking like several hundred so far.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
reached out to it it's kind of hard to understand what this is about it looks like you actually responded to it so i will say one of the difficulties with some of the chats here is that a number of them are not directly relevant to the conversation we've been having a lot of them are about external conversations so uh yeah i guess just in terms of people who are watching if you have any directly relevant questions feel free to chat them i'll take a look but what were you gonna say
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
I was going to say that was such a like deviation from the original story.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Yeah, there was like some weird intervening of an argument between people or somebody was getting harassed and he was supposedly being like a good Samaritan.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
It's possible. Well, my first instinct is I don't know exactly how this works in the liver or in the liver plus decomposition, but due to the fact that I'm sure he had an insanely high blood alcohol content, it may have been converted to that.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
hundreds of searchers but it's a it's the area is so thick and there's um just i do think it needs to be gone over again thousands thousands of people search for dennis martin and they found nothing well that's the thing is yeah one thing that we really realized when we went to alaska and when we went to tennessee to cover the things that happened the great smoky mountains
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Is that, you know, it's easy when you're sitting at home and being like, oh, well, it's such a small area and you've got, you know, 20, 50, 100 people looking at it. How could you possibly miss anybody when you actually go to these locations?
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
You know, when there is dense undergrowth in a forest, especially even if it's in a small area, but there's a lot of, you know, altitude change and there's a lot of different terrain elements there. it can be very easy for someone to disappear just in a small area of terrain, even with a lot of people looking because there are just so many obstructions to hide somebody like that. Yeah.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Well, like you said, I mean, our goal from the beginning has been trying to find Sebastian because it's what everybody is truly aiming for, who at least is really caring about this case.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
So for updates and anything that you would want people to be able to find with you, where are the good places for people to follow you?
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Go to the main middle one for now.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Hang on. I'll switch it. There we go.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Oh, I see him. I see him everywhere. He's all over the place. He's such a good boy. Hi, buddy. There we go.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Oh, 100%. No, I think in terms of the show overall, I think it was a great opportunity to clear the air on a variety of different things because they're – There have been some questions lingering in my head today based on interviews I've seen him do previously about what certain answers to questions really were. And that wasn't him being cagey.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
It was just the nature of the conversations he was having prior. Things weren't necessarily clear. I'm glad and proud that hopefully based on this conversation, that may be the case. And as a result, I feel a lot more confident about where he stands now.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
and also the fact that he genuinely does seem to be in good faith, but just, like you said, has a different point of view and perspective on what exactly is going on here.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Would we have him back on again later on for updates?
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Yeah. I, it was a very refreshing conversation.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
I mean, I think time will tell, and I think the big indicator is, as he reiterated a number of times in the show, and I think we did a good job of doing the same, is really, at the end of the day, it comes down to trying to, and hopefully successfully, finding Sebastian at some point. Yes.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
The reason being is because there seems to be so many different variations of the story out there. And, you know, even from a semi-audience perspective, because I just do the research of the images and put it all together, being able to see all of that information accumulated and then distilled into a coherent timeline of events has been really nice.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Did you get the email I sent you earlier today as well? Which one? Ramsey John did an interview like four months ago that was separate from the Netflix thing. But it was like a long form hour and a half long interview where the interviewer goes through everything in terms of like even like the accusations of Burke and all that stuff. So it's like it'll be interesting to see.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Yeah, I'll have to watch that. Because I think that interview and his responses in there will be interesting to analyze once they have been informed by the work you're doing.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
When do we get the, not the Alex Kuttner, the DA video?
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Oh, that's right. We haven't gotten through the first week yet.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
Anyway, it's going to be a long series, ladies and gentlemen.
The Lore Lads
Finding Sebastian Rogers w/Steve Fischer | Podcast Episode 156
I feel good about it not only in the sense of like it was a good interview and it was a good summary of different elements of the story so far, but in terms of the idea of refocusing and kind of doing a little bit of a restart. I hope for the general audience of this story that we can all kind of take a step in that direction and really refocus on that.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Just J.D. Petty saying, I don't know. It doesn't matter. Austin, probably. Yeah.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I mean, it sounds like a fun trip.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, I found a great video this morning from Simon.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
That sounds right. I think Warfronts or whatever it is. I just had to type my text.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Seems like a very consumer-like, normal person trying to fly a drone. Yeah.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Unless it was an already understood, like, collective action test. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, the only way that I could imagine they would easily lose them if they fly significantly slower.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah. It's like, I'm not going to tell you what I know. It's need to know. All you need to know is it's not a threat and they're not for it.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I don't think the same mindset that they're trying to justify Ukraine with is going to work with Alaska.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Something like that.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Mike, if you're watching, you'll know.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I don't know off the top of my head, but I'll send more to him.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
The only thing that I can think of, especially considering what drone warfare has become in the last two years in the Russia-Ukraine conflict, is that if it was them, it's them utilizing this brand new technology that is being implemented extremely fast into militaristic campaigns and tactics. Yeah.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
that they are essentially using that as a substitute for the planes to test out what our responses would be.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
It wouldn't make sense. No, if they were going to waste that R&D money, they'd waste it way closer to home.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Oh, the ones here.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
And they've been getting progressively more angry since 2018. Yeah.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Don't say we. Don't say we. We did not condone that.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Dude was a war criminal. I truly don't know enough about the details of that situation.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Also, I understand that the show ended a little prematurely, but it's weird to let it get that far away from them where they didn't have an out. I wouldn't say the show ended prematurely. It went for nine seasons. In terms of what they were expecting for the story arc to be.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
If you yourself don't behave as though they were your enemies. Dude.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
That or if they're essentially... Because they have... I don't know if they have ICBMs, but they've got missiles.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, that was never officially confirmed, but there was a ship in Europe that was owned by either a Chinese company or something along those lines.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, the downside of having a tyrannical government run everything, including the economy. The upside? Exactly my point. Exactly my point. Anyway, yeah, they were accused of dragging their anchors along the seafloor to destroy communication cables.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
uh i can't i can't remember if they were between european countries or europe and the united states i would assume one of the transatlantic aren't there transatlantic cables there are transatlantic but then there's also trans uh like gulf cables that go from like england to france and gibraltar to morocco yeah um so you know good job china for failing on that one i guess like can't even do that right um
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I think the only upside would be, have you followed anything of what they're doing internally?
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I'm just starting to get back into it, and it's mainly through the tech sector that I've been following some things.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
yep nobody can stay you either die here or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain or you live long enough to see yourself potentially in a sex tape with nick fuentes yeah that was interesting but we won't comment on that here uh but anyway his destiny Anyway, so most of what I'm learning about technology or sorry, politics right now is through technology information.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
One of the things I just covered was it was like a Bloomberg mini documentary about AI. And one of the leading factors about AI is national security. Part of that is because a lot of the development for AI has kind of been shared with China. And I don't mean shared with us giving them the info. It's that there was a lot of collaboration early on and a lot of the technology.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
well the weapons too in a they're cool sense in a the videos of castle bravo are very fun to watch we don't want more nuclear weapon use we want more nuclear energy use correct um guess which country is leading the charge with nuclear right now i thought it was france it was until the last like two to four years is it china now By a massive margin.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
They have done an insane switch-up. They are now in development of 42 reactors.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
And they are doing a massive surge, similar to how a lot of tech companies here are trying to do small-scale nuclear reactors to power AI. Mm-hmm. The theory is essentially that they are developing large-scale reactors to power their AI, and they are cranking them out very quickly.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
But that's the thing is like you would have thought in season seven or eight when they were developing the Barney and Robin underline, they'd think like, hang on a second. This is going to get really hard to not pin ourselves in a corner here. Actually, I don't think it might have been 2030.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
You never know.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
They are cheaper.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I think after the Beijing games, they kind of started to get their acts together with that.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
It was also intentional.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Did you not hear about that?
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
There's nothing France knows how to do better than revolution and revolt.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
That sounds right.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, they were kind of caught in the middle of it.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
It's gotta be weird.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
In a field. What? What? Yeah, I learned how to drive a stick shift in Poland, in a Polish field. When were you in Poland? Remember when I was in London for a semester?
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Thought that one was pretty straightforward. We hadn't started this at that point. That's true. But I would have been in Poland for... You would have been in Poland.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, definitely is.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, they wouldn't. I don't think anybody would ever be successful in a land war in North America if they did not essentially bombard it for a solid year beforehand.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, you could get rid of the coasts pretty easily, but once you try and get past the coasts, you have to remember that there are more guns than people in America, and that's where they're concentrated.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I wouldn't be scared of anybody invading North America.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I think they'd do well in the winter. But, I mean, it's the... The geography of the country.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, especially the civilians. Yeah. It's funny to see how similar Russian and American civilians are.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Well, they didn't see it.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, I've seen a couple documentaries about, like, before and after the revolution, but... Yeah, so, you know, Well, I mean, the same thing happened in China. They had a lot of revolutionaries up until 1989. And then, essentially, they were like, well, we can't ever let that happen again. So anytime somebody tries to do anything, they just... Yeah.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I will say, I think if that is the case, my suspicion about the reaction of the government is we have nothing that we're concerned about them being able to see. So we're not going to react because that gives them actual information that we care about. If they look at some planes, cool. You can already do that with a satellite. Well, also they have the plans for the F-22. Yeah, exactly.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
They just can't build one. Exactly. But the thing is, if we did retaliate, if we did take things out of the sky, if we did show a response time, then that would actually give valuable information over to an adversary. But if you do nothing, then they get nothing.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Why do it now? Same thing that I've heard from a variety of different people is that they're doing it before the changing of the guard.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, well, I mean, so we just saw a video right beforehand that said it might have been NASA. Yeah. Because last year when this happened, which for those who aren't aware, apparently this was a thing that happened last year. Not at a dissimilar time of year. Yeah, not at a dissimilar time of year.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
NASA then like a couple months later put out a press release saying, oh yeah, we were flying a bunch of drones in Jersey in the corridor between Joint Base, what is it? Was it Jersey? Yeah.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
well yeah it was over it was langley well yeah it was between there was a corridor that nasa was flying drones in between the joint base just outside of trenton it's like dicks something or whatever and then langley and it was that whole corridor there so jersey you know dc that kind of area why is why is nasa not telling the pentagon oh i'm sorry did you think our government worked efficiently no but you
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
That would be most possible with NASA, considering the type of people in it. But remember how people behave when a state official is running an investigation and then the FBI says we actually have jurisdiction?
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
They may have some rule about waiting until the engagement or the operation's over.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
We will also refrain from commenting on current, former, and future presidential candidates and presidents.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
He's earned it at the very least.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
No, I don't even want to.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
brings it around and they did not need to wait that long well and here's the thing is that even with all of the constraints they had because they had to film that during covid and they were supposed to have way more cameos than they did but they couldn't get everybody there in time even with everything going wrong, it ended marvelously.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
the most I feel like would be surreal would be J.D. Vance. Yeah. Purely because it would be the most serious, and that would make it seem so unserious.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah. Is he punk rock? Is he hiding punk rock? Why does he always look like he's got eyeliner on?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I could see him saying something like that. Yeah, I could see it.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
And then everybody would be like, we saw them. It'd just be... You remember the hurricane map thing? Yeah. It'd be that all over again.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
And also, it's all a meme.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah. Wouldn't it be great if we had actual people in position that would do things like that and then actually be like, ah.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah. Wouldn't that be nice for them to at least tell us when we get it right.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I think so. I, I,
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
For all we know, they were in the cities, but you just couldn't see them because of the light pollution. That's possible.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Oh, that's happened to me.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
You ever seen some of the drones they use for filming now?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
They would have told us by now. What do you remember the one suggestion in Simon's video?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, because season six ended on a high note. Season seven started to stumble a little bit. And then season eight, obviously, was season eight. And it's just a shame that, like, I understand the showrunners wanting to switch to a different project, but it's a shame they couldn't have other people step in to essentially carry the torch.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
That's the thing, though, is drone production has ramped up so insanely that I wouldn't be shocked. There was a thing, I just watched a thing of, it's not Sam Altman, it's the other billionaire, the guy.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
No, no, no, no, no, no. The guy with the goatee, I can't remember what company he started. I think it was Oculus. Yeah. The guy who started Oculus got bought by Facebook. He's now a military contractor, and they are heavily focusing on drone warfare. Oh, I believe that. And also AI. But they were covering kind of essentially their development phase right now and what they're doing.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
And yeah, the... progress of drones both in size scope capability oh yeah is absolutely on that exponential portion of that curve yeah i don't like it no it's not great i missed 20 years ago 20 dude i i miss when the fastest thing in the sky was 400 miles an hour that's fair oh you weren't alive for that i know okay that's the problem i hope bad things happen to sam altman
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I can't even remember what he did. I can't keep up with anybody. Oh. Well, if he didn't... Chat GPT, Sora, all of it. If he didn't do it, other people would, considering how many there are now. If Lennon didn't do it, somebody else would.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
How do you feel about Oppenheimer?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
But I think Sam was probably in a very similar position to Oppenheimer, and obviously people have different opinions about that, but at the end of the day, it was a similar race.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I agree. I just think it was inevitable. Considering we've been talking about AI since the 1920s.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I think AI is hitting its limits, though. I'm worried it's not. But a lot of the companies are kind of hitting the point. Did you read the thing about ChatGPT? What thing?
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
But Mattis, a HAL 9000 unit has never faltered once.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Oh, there's already scam calls where people are mimicking other people's voices to get them to send them money. Yeah.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Oh, I think it'll be even more simple. I think it'll be the innate laziness of the human being doing AI, like using AI to do work, whether it's spreadsheets, whether it's memos, whether it's resumes, things like that.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
And it'll get to the point where everybody's AI-ing each other's work, where it's like, oh, somebody, like, chat GPT, generate me a spreadsheet based on this data, this data, whatever. The problem is, is that... things will get rushed. People will run out of time. They're going to do it at the last minute. They're not going to overlook it.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
There's going to be wrong data in there because chat GPT puts in wrong data on occasion by accident, as far as we're aware. And then that's going to go further down the line. Someone's not going to catch it. Just like what happened in Chernobyl. It was a series of events of people doing the wrong thing.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
put on a pedestal of none of them knowing this extremely dangerous like catastrophic one element that prevented any of that from being safe it's going to be the same thing and it's going to cause another east palestine yep or something even greater than that purely because people just didn't check the work because we're humans and we're lazy yeah
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Other than maybe one guy.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, they're already figuring that out in Ukraine.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
So... Well, technically. Intranet.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
My best guess is I think they're... I have two top guesses. The second one is that it's China and they're just doing some reconnaissance and our government's like, they're not going to learn anything, so we don't care. I think that's... Yeah, I think that's possible. I think number one top pick for me is it's one of the internal divisions of the United States military or government.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
They're doing some test, whether it be testing their own weaknesses or they're testing the drones out for their own capabilities. And they're just not telling people because...
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
they're in the middle of an operation they don't want people screwing with it one way or another you know because some people might be like i don't want i don't want government drones over my house even if they're my own um yeah my guess best guess is that they are ours we're doing something we'll find out about it in six months what do you think about the radiation angle Do you want to go over?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, I can go over really quick. Yeah, go over that story.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Sturdy specifically because the goal is the radioactive damage. It's not high explosive. There will be an explosion. Yeah, there would be an explosion, but the goal is irradiating the land around it, not so much causing mass destruction based off of the shockwave of the actual explosive force of the bomb itself.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, the chaos would make it that much harder to find. I think it's possible. It would be truly the plot of an 80s thriller if that was actually the case. And I think if we're in a position where there is a dirty bomb on American soil, the biggest question I have is, whose is it?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
That's the thing. It's either a non-state actor or a small-state actor.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Al-Qaeda? They're still around. Considering their situation after we pulled out of Afghanistan, actually wouldn't be shocked. At ISIS? Either of the options. Not the Taliban. Taliban aren't that dumb. No. I mean, considering we almost nearly or fully wiped out ISIS, I mean, you can only that's a hydra. You can get rid of every head, but they're going to grow back.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
No, she just girl bossed a little too close to the sun.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
What? Kat just typed in the chat, a small foreign faction? Stop that.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
So you said that the first thing that entered my mind was what's Aleppo? Because that is how I feel about Boko Haram. I have no idea what that is.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
You learn something new every day.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Somebody should go talk to them.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, more messy than...
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Well, it's good to know that everybody's being vigilant and getting angry about the fact that the government's not doing anything. So if the government is testing whether or not they can pull something on us or not, you can't.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Oh, you mean the way you should always be? Yeah.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
What's the most popular phrase in the black community about the government?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
As much as I love the show, when I was watching it, because I started watching it when it was airing. So like back when season one was the first season, my parents and I watched it. And I watched up through the first half of season five. That is the moment I realized this is not Game of Thrones in the West. This is a soap opera.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
You're worried about me. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I have that out of pocket.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, but anyway, I think we have super chats. We do indeed. We have a number of them. So we'll run through the top. We'll do the usual of trying to focus on the relevant ones.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah. Like... Also, yes, Duo Black Rose. We will most likely be at the Oaks Convention Center this weekend.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
So if anybody's in the area and wants to come say hi, welcome aboard.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
dead jay for nine and nine dollars and nine pounds or nine pounds and 99 pence let that register for a second yeah i hate you i i was trying to be accurate uh he said evening from liverpool would you ever consider a video on maddie mccann uh being a history fan are you aware of the last surrender the civil of the civil happened in liverpool when the css shenandoah surrendered not familiar with the second thing what
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Come on over and take a read.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Great question. Did it run away? I don't know. I guess we'll have more weird ships to talk about. Hint, hint, wink, wink this week.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
What else we got? The Mangled Wither for $20 says, a couple weeks back, I was listening to one of these podcasts at work, and with you talking about death, it got me thinking about my grandpa. I miss him. He was gentle, and I'm not really religious, but I hope he's watching me.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah. I'm glad that we were able to hopefully bring you some positive memories about that, so thank you for sharing. Gaius Rex for $4.99 is saying, now that Midnight Squadron has been reactivated, are we going to see more Helldiver streams from Mattis?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Bad. I can't wait to the culmination video where you point out basically everywhere that anybody said anything that was either a blatant lie or misdirection.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Can only imagine how entertaining those get. Oh, it's a good time. Angry chiropractor with a fantastic name is asking for $10. Given that the drones were FAA compliant and didn't fly on a holiday Thanksgiving, points to both that they, A, are being flown by federal employees, and B, not engaged a time-sensitive task, nuke sniffing, such and such.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, I don't know. It doesn't make a lot of sense.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
The Navy could be, uh, Eleanor to howler, Eleanor to howler werewolf queen. Uh, sometimes it's just really hard to get that one out. I'm sorry. Uh, for 49 saying aside from drugs, which I agree makes sense. Do you have any other ideas about what the, you know, how to get the bells Canyon question could be?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Cool, great. No, wait, did they at least say, like, but we're allowed to run our cattle through it?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, they're not usually the type to be stoners, though.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
No, I know, but I'm using stoners as an umbrella term for hallucinogens and all that. True.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
That's fair. This is fair. The Sky King 5 for Canadian $6.99, which great username, by the way. All these people seeing stars and thinking they're drones are taking this too serious. Yep. Specifically S-I-R-U-S. Yep. S-I-R-I-U-S. That was a good one. That was a good one.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
How many acres is that?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, it was a good one.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Uh, what do you think about Amazon delivery drones from Caleb Rogers? Good lord, I can't talk tonight.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I think the optimal scenario for it would be rapid shipping. Yeah. So essentially it's like if you need this in an hour.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, I wouldn't be shocked, though, because most commercial and private aircraft fly above 1,000 feet. So if you had a drone zone of like 500 to maybe like 1,500 feet... I think you would see municipalities banning it. Yeah, probably, because they don't want to keep crashing and stuff.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Unfortunately, you can be held legally liable for that.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
If it's filming, it would only work if one party consent state, it would only work if, well, it wouldn't work at all. If it was a one party consent state, Pennsylvania is one party consent state. Yeah.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Sorry, but it would only work if they were recording.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Fair. I'm just saying you'd have a really hard time, especially if you were outside your house and it wasn't actively looking inside your house. Either way. Yeah. Because it has been a thing that's come up, especially within aerial photography. And it's like outside is technically considered public, even if you are on your private property.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
If you are visible from outside of your house or outside of your property, then it's not considered private to my understanding. That's why so much drone footage is allowed to be used frequently. Yeah.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Fair, different story.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I just want you to be careful. I don't want you getting into more lawsuits than you need.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
It's also Florida. Uh, also Bert, sorry, I missed yours. Um, but it was also about the Amazon. Um, Uh, there was one that I just saw. Oh yes. A fetus for $2 says, tell my wife, Jackie, hi, please. She got shot.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
First of all, are you okay?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah. Hi, Jackie. Hi, Jackie live. Hope you're good.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Dan Lopez for $5 says, the drones are MQ-8C fire scouts. The USN is probably conducting readiness and training missions. Sorry the answer is so anticlimactic. To me, that's climactic. I'm not sure that's true.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
In addition to that, Ella said for $10 saying, I'm pretty sure it's the EPA hunting a radiation leak. That's what I was thinking. Also, my brother changed his Steam name to Diddy. Is it appropriate for me to gift him a Diddy CD and Babylil for Christmas? Why would he do that? Yes, that's the only thing you should do.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Oh, that's full-on militaristic.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah. There's definitely some of them that are.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
What happened to the brand? What happened to the brand meaning everything?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Also, Gom, don't worry. We are getting our way to the calendar and... I'm dropping weight. What package are you referring to?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Wasn't where we got one. Apparently it's been mailed.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Well, we'll see when it gets here.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
If you meet us in Phoenixville, we might give you a tour, because we've done that with a few people. We've done that with a few people. If you're cool, it's fun. Don't try and do anything weird.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Anyway. We've been recognized multiple times by people here, and they've been really cool. And we've been like, hey, you want to check out the studio? Yeah. So we're not saying, like, don't say hi to us. Just don't.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
It would be. It really would be. Ryder, for $7.26, says, Hi, I haven't had the best year, but your videos always cheer me up. Probably going to binge old videos while in ankle surgery recovery. Oh, boy.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I feel like, though, generally, if we got invited to somebody's wedding, we're at the level where it's like they'd be excited and everybody else would be like, who are these people? Yeah, that's true. Like, are you guys part of the family?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
We would basically be Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I think that's Taylor Sheridan. No. Yeah. No, he wrote himself into the show as like... He did? Yeah. That's Taylor Sheridan.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
It did. Hobosam21 is saying, Hey, the Unsub guys are talking about renting a theater to watch the Lord of the Rings movies since Brandon has never seen them. Eli, can I come? Eli, can I come, please? I mean, hey, I'm in the same boat as Brandon. I just watched all the extended cuts for the second time, but the first time was with him 10 hours straight, and I remembered nothing. How many is it?
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
It's more like 12 and a half. Okay, well, we did that all in one day in high school, and I remembered none of it.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Here's what I don't understand. First Harry Potter might benefit from some updated graphics.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
All of the others? Technology has not changed. They all look exactly... Money.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Hey, I forgot. Silly me. I forgot. Money. Yep.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
The Interstellar re-release. I wanted us to go see it. It got sold out in the first week. Yeah. There are theaters demanding more showings because so many people want to go re-see it. It's basically remaking its box office numbers. And that came out in 2014, only 10 years ago.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
There's a reason I chose not to watch the second half of season five, and it's almost primarily because I'm really enjoying listening to how everyone else is describing it to me.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Well, it's also because there are so many movies and there's so many good movies.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I think more should be made. I want to make them. But I think like for something along the lines of Harry Potter, you're going to benefit more from re-releasing it.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, until the very end.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I know, he's just a little boy. He is just a little boy.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Gomb is saying that apparently over the last half century, China has less than 100 tornadoes per year, whereas the glorious US of A deals with over 1,000 per year.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, let's be fair.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Get got, China. Let's be fair. The US, like, tornado alley... We're also unique in that way.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
...is the exception in the world.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Like, it's not just like, oh, we're the exception in this hemisphere. There is no one else, nowhere else on this planet that you get tornadoes like we do in central the United States of America.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Kellen said, boys, I'm just a discord message away to answer any questions about the military, the government and the interactions of them.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
He also said the GBU dash.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yep. He also said that the GBU-57, the Three Gorges Dam, don't get me started on how bad Russia would get the smoke.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
GBU-57? I don't know.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
yeah that's fair uh abby holtz for five dollars says have you ever thought about looking into the disappearance of chance engelberg or engelbert somebody or something seems off with his wife and in-laws behavior oh i have not what was the name uh chance engelbert you want to put that on the sheet yes yeah part of the problem is that like i i have a lot of missing persons cases to cover but when i do too many missing persons cases people get tired of it and i have to switch it up yeah
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, it's kind of nuts, honestly. All right. Do that in a minute. Ryan Wickup for $7.17. Love the specificity. He says, I saw a triangle string of lights moving in sync during basic training, and I was tweaking until they told us what it was. I don't really know what it was, though. It's a triangular string of lights? Yes.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
No, I'm just surprised that eat was the first one. I would have imagined kill, not eat.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Every depiction of an alien ever suggests that they don't have a lot of meat on them.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
What you're telling me is that when cows get abducted, they're just the aliens being taken back into the ship. Yes. Cows are aliens.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
You heard it here first. You ever seen a wild cow? Honestly, no. They're living it up good. Just saying. Do you know what that means? Not remotely. Okay, good. I thought I was dumb. Amanda might. I'm pretty sure Swan Lake is a ballet.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, Duo Black Rose is suggesting it wouldn't be shocking, essentially, if the drones are all from Skunk Works. What's Skunk Works again? It's like the Air Force's top secret development.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
oh my god uh also he said uh drones seem like a kind of stupid investment and yeah investment in my opinion uh it seems all it would take is a dusting off of the old flak cannons uh might you know kind of get rid of them pretty quick what just essentially saying drones seem dumb when you just need flak cannons yeah or nets yeah
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Just be careful.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Okay, yeah, that was my biggest concern.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Elena the Howler Werewolf Queen for $4.99 is saying, would you be willing to collab with YouTuber Lost Souls TC in chat? She's a no-nonsense true crime YouTuber.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I'd be curious to see how much studio interference there was, because a lot of the writing changes that happened were in relation to what the audience was saying about the characters. And it was fan service. So I wouldn't in Yellowstone. Yeah. Yeah. Like a lot of Beth becoming Beth was people reacting to her in the first two seasons, loving her. And then that just getting dialed up to 11.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah. Jeff D says, funny story, the Air Force named their newish nuke CNC program after Skynet. Foreshadowing. Unrelated, would you consider a collab with Roanoke Tales? Boy, do we have a story for you.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Oh, yeah. Yeah. William Martin gave us $50 to get ourselves dinner. You have no idea that Kat and I did a little workout beforehand, thought we'd be able to have enough time to do a little lift, then come back to the apartment, cook up some chicken. The chicken was still frozen, so we had to go get burritos. So you did, in fact, pay for his dinner tonight. I did, in fact, pay for my dinner.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Plague the AI viruses with Protected by Captcha.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
A lawyer used... This is from GretchenCoff499 saying, a lawyer used ChatGPT to write a rebuttal motion and the AI made up a fake case law. Don't trust AI, but will be kind to it for when Skynet launches. Yeah, I've been doing a very similar thing with any time I've ever used AI. Very polite. Just in case.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
When it kills you and spares me... I'll remember you fondly.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
You don't have a lot of nuance with how to handle tyranny, do you?
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah. Take some nuanced ways to get that blood.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Okay, there we go. That's it. All right. It is nine o'clock officially. And our social media guru who has been helping us out. Oh, so wonderfully to get things on social platforms has been yelling at us.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah. Thank you to everybody who sent these in.
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Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Oh, hang on, hang on. A couple $20 just came in recently. Would you ever consider looking into the Sam Marilyn Shepard story? Yes, but we have to look into it. Yes. And CigarChoppingPenguin for $20 says, I held a pro-drone pilot license. Number one, drone pilots are required to keep visual contact with it, limiting delivery area. And two, only the FAA can create laws and policies around airspace.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
States and lower do not have the power. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah, they're really particular about airspaces.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
kind of overdue. That's my question is considering he is so good at movies and the other shows. I wonder if Paramount was like, Hey, everybody likes this.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
There's one main thing that's happening right now that is... I can't remember the name of it. It's Latin, but it's essentially the reason you can't shoot down drones right now is... What is it? The... no what are you thinking oh no sorry i'm thinking of uh hang on oh my god i hate this keyboard you're fine I can't find the thing. Kat, if you're here, we literally just saw it.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
There's this statute in it's either the Constitution or the Bill of Rights, essentially, that the U.S. government doesn't have the authority to just destroy the property of civilians. And that would think you're thinking about the Fourth Amendment.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
No, it's something else. It's a Latin phrase that's somewhere in... It may be part of an amendment, but it's specifically in relation to destruction of civilian property via the government. And one of the reasons why... One theory of why the drones aren't being shot down... I think you might be thinking of the Posse Comitatus Act.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
What was the name of the thing, though?
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
C-O-M-I-T-A-T-U-S, yep.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, we should do.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Oh, you know what we should do? What? We should do a non-exclusive Patreon live stream where we answer all of the hectic super chats that people send. That could be a good one.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Otherwise, I think that's about it.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I got to take out trash before I get yelled at.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, that's what makes me wonder about studio interference. Like... But in terms of people butchering current events... But what he said to Costner.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
We have friends who have taken video of some of the drones. I will say most of the ones that I've seen that have been sent to me have been planes. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
The ironic bit about this is that we're learning just how many people don't frequently look in the sky. Yeah. Also, the amount of people who look up into the sky and saw orbs did not realize that that was the star Sirius.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I get it. It was very strange the first time I saw Sirius. Kat and I were watching a movie in my bedroom last year, around this time of year. Is that the closest one? Yes. That's the thing. Out of the corner of my eye, through my blinds, I saw this really colorful twinkling. And I was like... I said to Kat, I was like, is that...
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
I was really worried you were going to say Sopranos for a second. I've never seen Sopranos. Nope, never seen it. I recommend, now that you're done Yellowstone, going back and watching it. I may. It's worth it.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this, but like also something else with a different drone bit. But no, so we were laying there and I was like, this is weird. This is a weird thing. It's not moving. I know what FAA regulation lights look like. That's not it. I'm seeing magenta and cyan and yellow in there. Those are not normal colors at all for anything moving. aviation wise.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
And I was like, and it's not moving. It's like slowly going across the sky. I was like, is it, is it a star? So I pulled out my, my app.
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
Um, cause I have a, the sky view app and it was like, Oh yeah, it's serious. So I went on Reddit. I was like, hey, why is this star doing this? Like, is something weird going on with it? And everybody in the, I think it was the astronomy subreddit, they were all just like, oh, yeah, first time seeing Sirius, huh?
The Lore Lads
Yellowstone Crashed (Spoilers) and Drones Attack | Podcast Episode 152
of like lights in the sky is that is this a real ufo and then it turned out it was starlink have you ever seen the iss go by no yeah so same kind of thing up in it's so fast it goes by so fast we were so i knew it was coming we were up at the rex's family's land on the lake at like midnight and yeah i mean you see it go by and it's gone in like less than a minute yeah i mean it's moving what like 19 000 miles per hour or something like that yeah
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Yeah. You know what? I'm not up to that kind of strategic thinking.
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The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
I don't know any state... that I'm in that would require that for direct replacement.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
I was just going to say, so you adjust for the price, right? So you create an open layout. You create the modern look that people want. You might get your $800. But if you're not going to, you're going to leave the wall up. You just replace what's already there. Make it new. Go white cabinets or whatever. You might sell for $749 instead of $799.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
It's not your area, right? Yeah, there's not a lot of inventory in any market, right? And for you to be able to provide a like-new property, maybe it doesn't have all the bells and whistles, but it's like-new, it's renovated, they have the updates they want. I really believe, I'm literally thinking about we just bought a home in Georgia, right?
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
That I'm like, man, do we change kind of our game plan? game plan on that uh you're making me think as i'm sitting here this is this is fun um okay so first is the planning phase like make sure you have an actual plan what would be the next thing someone can take away from this episode of like if i'm trying to speed up and create more efficiencies
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
So why isn't that reality? As someone that basically I adjust for somewhere between four to six months.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Well, so one of the things I believe, and tell me, you know, you're a coach in Jersey and I coach across the nation, but I think part of the reason why that happens is raising the capital to go buy the materials and pre-order and do down payments and things of that nature.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
For my underwriting, hard money, so I want to make sure my economics are all right. Why? That's the reality, right? It's not, obviously, is what you're telling me, but why?
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Yeah. It's mostly... through the, the work and labor component plus that servicing. Right. So again, if you have a $50,000 rehab, you're probably going into it with 15 grand of late materials.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
And so, uh, but I think that's a mindset shift that I think people need to understand, hear you again, rewind. What we're just talking about is I believe most people don't do what you're doing because the outlay of money out of the gate, right. It's going to take me five weeks to get the product and, I need to spend it now. I don't see anything for five weeks. But it's the same thing.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
When you buy the home, you're going to have to wait five weeks. So now you're spending more money by closing on the home. You're still waiting five weeks. It's just inefficient.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
I account for a 5%. like the contractor didn't see the thing.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Or the thing broke or whatever.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
That's right.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
So what would be one third? So logistics, I really love that. I really love having, whether it's a U-Haul or you have a trailer or whatever parked in front of the home with the materials in it. A question before I get to the third thing that maybe they could have a takeaway, but maybe this might be one.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Do you house, because you rehab in one specific city, do you house like five properties worth of flooring and everything is cookie cutter, everything, you're an open door version, everything's the same?
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
You're not necessarily trying to skimp, per se. What you are trying to do is create efficiencies. I mean, this isn't a TV show or a strategy of like, here's how you can skimp and still profit. This is like, here's how you become efficient and still profit and profit more, most likely. Because think about your holding costs. You go and flip in a seven days turn, right?
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Let's just say it took you seven days to put it on the market. It takes you 45 days, 60 days to close the end buyer if you find a good property, right? You just cut out three to six months of what I would underwrite towards of holding costs. And market risk. And market risk and volatility and whatever, interest rates and all this other stuff. It is so much smarter.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
So I think the third takeaway, which I really liked, What you were just mentioning really comes down to being able to understand the value of the materials and to be able to pre-plan around the materials. Yeah. I like that. Right? Is to just understand the market, know what county does what type of remodel, what are the color schemes that are popular, what's moving.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Understanding the market creates efficiency to know I can go after this type of material.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
We can move faster. Let's go.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
For debt, hard money cost. I mean, I think people don't estimate... how much, I mean, they understand the number and what the monthly number is, but like how much they would be savings, saving.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
I think there's a takeaway. So my model, we just do separate things and I'm not saying one's right or one's wrong. I try to stick under $300,000. The reason being is I like the idea and the concept that if something does go wrong and there is a volunteer, I can rent it.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
There's no doubt.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
No, because you and I and the people that can afford it can afford it. And we say, okay, so the interest rates at 6.75 is not ideal, but not the worst.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Right. And I was going to say, I put more down.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
And what's your skill set, right? You and I are, I'm 18 years into this and I think you're about the same, right? We started the same trajectory. I think we met in San Diego in 2007. It's been a long time we've known each other. But most people listening to this are not us. And so that's where the people need to decide what do you want your business to look like, right? Start with the end in mind.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Do you want to become a John or Justin or vice versa? Well, for them, they're going to have to learn how to raise money. You do 100% personal.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
It's really ideal because if you're at volume on any scale, those monthly payments, I did the same thing and forget what year it was, 2012, maybe I'd like 96 flips that I bought and completed in a The chokehold's cash. I mean, you literally go like, I'm not paying myself. I'm paying debt service the whole time. You have to stop flipping in order to get your money. That's basically it.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
And that's the shittiest part is you basically have to stop buying so you can finally actually have the profit to be able to pay yourself.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
And we know, and then the other part of this is you got to stop marketing, stop buying. And we know then the cycle of that trajectory, what happens is That means the next quarter, once you finally it's a tough quarter, too.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Because you didn't buy anything for a quarter because you had to slow down. And so there's that. I love that where you go, you know, private financing, no debt servicing. It accrues payoff over potential equity share if if maybe, maybe not. But like it's a beautiful model. Right. And I would tell people to your point. Figure out what you want your model to look like. There's no wrong.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
You just need to adjust for what your model you want to look like. Now, you're specific to Jersey. I'm asking everyone right now because it's obvious, the obvious. Trump's here.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Interest rates. Go Trump. Go Trump. We already see, and I see Jason's here, so he's an economist by trade, and so he's all over. But I say that because... Where do you see, like Northeast, I don't play much in the Northeast. Price being one of them, winters being another.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
So I just, you know, if I found something in Jersey, at least I could call you and have a relationship that I'd feel comfortable, but in a general sense. Now, where do you see Jersey, a state like Jersey, everything's very expensive. Miami's very expensive. You live in some of the most expensive areas you can. Where do you see the Jersey market going for yourself?
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Very expensive. It's crazy. Yeah.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Yeah, no, I think there's a lot of validity. I mean, I know there is, right? As someone that runs a company that fix and flips in nine States, my buy and hold in nine States, I coached throughout the United States. I know the pros and cons to my side. Right. And I think the cons lean into why you do what you do, right?
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
You, you basically, you know, the numbers, you know, the neighborhoods, you know, the people, you know, you have so many more controllables, right? When you stick to one state, um,
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
That the upside for me is because of how even my coaching program is, is national. So I have, I'm one call away from anywhere in any city, any state. Right. It's different.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
There you go. That's right.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
I was just going to say, it sounds like you've done that before.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
I wouldn't ever suggest any of my students, yours, anyone to fix and flip in a market that they don't personally either live in or have very strong ties to because everything you just said. Like even when I coach nationally, I say, great, if you're at a market wholesaler, right? If you have very strong ties and or live in there and you're looking at flipping, then I will give some justification.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Right. But even then, you just run too much risk for all the things that we're aware of, right? And number one on that risk list is contractors, in my opinion. Bad contractors will bankrupt you very, very fast.
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
That's exactly right. That is the number one risk I see when remodeling. And 18 years in, I'm still dealing with bad contractors. It's not totally avoidable, right? Yeah. But in your case, because you know the people, right? Yeah.
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
cement homes and blanking on the word with you, the machines are really building like the 3d printing.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Yeah, absolutely. But you're still like, I mean, think about four year, five year. Was this even a concept that you and I would think about, right? Like, Holy hell.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
It's interesting. I watched, I don't know if it was on CNBC, but I watched something about this. I just said, man, between the framing, the need, no need for framers anymore. Right. Roofing. Right. You go, they're really building the external. And there's two trays, at least I'm aware of, that all of a sudden just got essentially destroyed. Disrupted. Right. You got disrupted, right?
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
You need them.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Which is for entrepreneurs, which is another show that we like. That's where I want to lean into in my next decade. Yeah. I want to lean into home services.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Right. Whether it's, again, I think in my world, I don't do a lot in the Northeast in their older homes in my own issue. But like the minimum, have your general contractor who's going to run the project already have walked it, understand what's about to happen. So the day you fund, they can start moving.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Thank you for coming. TV Star, 24-hour flip. You can see it on A&E, Hulu, YouTube.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Just Google it. And if you're in Jersey, make sure you reach out to them. I tag them all over my social media. John Steingraber is here. Thank you for showing up, dude. Appreciate you.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
All right, if this helped you guys, even with the three points of efficiencies, make sure you share it with some people you know that need to watch this. I'll see you guys on the next episode. Peace.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
What is up, The Science of Flipping family? I am back with an impressive guest. I've actually known this gentleman for well over a decade. He and I kind of grew in the trenches together. He on the East Coast, me on the West Coast. But this man is a TV star. He is the star of 24-Hour Flip and is an impressive realtor, owns a brokerage, and flips properties in 24 hours. John Steingraber is here.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Yeah, and then you just, so I would assume if a painter brought 10 guys, he's going to be more expensive. He's got to pay all 10 guys now.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
That's right. Okay.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
I'm even thinking about a property that we're in the middle of rehab flip in San Antonio, which has been frustrating me because it's taking too long. And I'm thinking about why it's taking too long as you are talking. And I'm like, Oh my God, he's hitting it on the head.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
What the general contractor did is he just started going wide and kind of starting everything, but nothing's really like when you even walk in.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Like he's kind of just getting everything going and, And you're like, God, that's a 45 day burn, which cost me, I think on that property, we're at $2,200 for that a month. So times another half. So we're just shy of four grand because he kind of got everything started and his point is, okay, now we're ready to go. And I'm like, brother, I don't know if that was efficient.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
No, so $50,000 is a $150,000 home in San Antonio. We're not, this is not.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
you need to figure out what is going to be the best way to get the most amount of profit out of this home. Some homes you can make an art. You got to go for it. If you want to get the most profit, then you got to go all the way. Most homes, like 85% of the homes, that is not the case, right? You might have 15% of that market share that you say, Oh, I got to go to the ball to the wall on this one.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Yeah. 85% of the time, that is not the case.
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
What is up, dude?
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How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Oh, of course. Because they're in and out and they get paid. Well, and a lot of times they blame each other, right? Like, oh, I got to wait for the electrician before I can go for the roughs and whatever else, right? So I want to kind of maybe highlight, like, you don't use general contractors, okay? You do profit share. How does that work?
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
By the way, so if you're in Jersey, maybe even New York or only Jersey.
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Jersey. If you're in Jersey watching or listening to this, I want you to reach out to John. Where can they go to learn more, to connect with you?
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
I don't know about all that, dude. You're on Netflix and Hulu. I mean, you're all A&E. You're all over the place, right?
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Flip with John, J-O-N. Flipwithjohn, J-O-N.com. If you're in Jersey, he can help you. He can get you there, whether you do 24-hour flips or at least become more efficient. So make sure you go there. Make sure you follow him.
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
And is that a percentage of the profit essentially in your own?
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
And so I go flat fee typically based, and it's a 10% typically. 10% of profit?
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Okay. So, well, no, 10% of rehab budget, meaning so if I do a $50,000 flip, I'm going to give you five grand to go run that project. Now you need to find the subs, hire the subs, get the lien waivers. I mean, you're running A to Z project. Right. But my model is a lot more on scale than I think yours is, right? Like we want to try to acquire one to two properties a week, right?
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Man, I'm excited because I have flipped a lot of properties in my career. I have no idea how the hell you were able to do it in 24 hours. Now, let me just ask a quick thing. Are we talking about you buy it, you paint it, you list it?
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
And so we're running at a volume of, We're also not localized to one city. I'm not saying you're right or I'm right or you're wrong. I'm just saying my model is slightly different. And so let's talk about maybe what are three ways as a listener listening to us right now, like what would be the three things that you can say to create efficiencies? We've mentioned some of them, right?
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Making sure- Pre-planning. Right, pre-planning. So what does that even look like in terms of pre-planning? Like what needs to be pre-planned? Is it literally on paperwork? Are you, what does that look like?
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Going around the whole time.
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
All day running back and forth. Oh, I need this. I need this.
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
24 hour flip guys. This is so cool. I've done a lot of flips, man. So I would tell you, go watch it on Hulu, YouTube, every place you possibly can. A&E is the TV station.
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Yeah. Yeah.
The Science of Flipping
How This Investor Flips Houses in Just 24 Hours | Jon Steingraber
Well, I don't want them to make that much money, so I'm going to give them a low offer.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Ich wundere mich, was wir eigentlich finden werden. Ich wundere mich wirklich. Ich denke, wir haben diese Oberfläche kaum gesperrt, kaum, kaum. Du hast gesagt, du und Clinton haben ein Interview gemacht und der Host hat dir beide eine Frage gefragt. Deine Augen wurden geöffnet nach der Antwort. Kannst du diese Geschichte erzählen?
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
I always think of the Sex and the City episode where Sarah Jessica Parker says to Charlotte's daughter, you know that these are just fairy tales, right? In the book. Did you watch Sex and the City?
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Oh, you were working. Never mind.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Dare I say. That's something for a different podcast. But I understand what you're saying about living a fear base. I mean, I've done that for a long time. I think it's a I don't think I've ever put it that way, though. And I don't think I ever I don't consciously think about it. But when you say it, I do.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
You know, I always love when we first met, I loved you, then I fell in love with you again like 10 years later. And I'm so glad you're here. Thank you.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
It means so much. I know, I want to move this mic and run up and hug you.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
So while you were doing your show, you knew how to style though, right? Yes, because I came from magazines. Right, of course. And now it's all about the design. Those are three different careers, Stacey. So I don't think you have fear. I don't know that you live in fear.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Ist das nicht großartig? Weil ich immer irgendwie unterschätzt, es ist nur eine Gemeinschaft, wenn ich Zeit habe. Ja. Wenn ich Zeit habe.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
I like this, Stacey. I like this, Stacey. Do you feel like you're saying yes these days to more things?
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Ja, ich denke, ich hätte mehr Ja gesagt.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Und nicht jemandem zu sagen, dass ich so fühle. Wir haben uns zuerst auf deinem berühmten Show getroffen. Ja. Nicht zu wehren. Ja. We barely knew each other. We were kind of like, we were there, we were both there. It was a real interesting episode. Yes, it was a very interesting episode. I met you and then we didn't see each other for a while. And then we were told to reconnect.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Just a little shout out. About menopause, because we both happened to be talking. I think we were talking her ear off about it, I guess. And she was like, you guys should connect. And I'll never forget, we went down to the West Village. It was like a, I don't know if it was... I don't know what month it was.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Ich liebe den Fakt, dass, wenn du in ein Interview gehst, Leute sagen, okay, Stacey, was trage ich? Was trage ich? Was trage ich? Was trage ich? Und du hast so 25 Läufe von dir, die ich fühle, dass ich mich immer aufheben möchte. Ich frage mich, was soll ich tragen? Aber was soll ich tragen? Du bist so richtig darüber, aber ich denke, dass all das zusammenhängt.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Ich denke nicht an Kleidung und Stil und all diese Dinge sind sehr separat. Ich denke, dass all das Teil von uns ist. Wie viel Stoff wir in das nehmen, wie wir über Dinge denken, wie du... Ich würde sagen, inventiert. I don't like re, because it's like you did it wrong the first time and you made a mistake.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Und ich werde das nicht mehr tun. Ich werde es nicht. Ich liebe es, dass du das gelernt hast, weil es noch viele Jahre vorhanden ist, das nicht zu tun.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
I was probably so nervous seeing you because I was like, she's all fashion. I have to be perfect. Oh my God.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
But I love that you do that and you lift all of them up. And I do think you do instill that confidence. And I can't imagine the stories you're hearing now are a lot deeper than you've heard before with women, helping them feel better about themselves, look like they want to look and not feel like they have to look.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
I mean, I probably, if you asked me. I think that's what I was thinking when I first met you. I was like, I just have to make sure that this is not a what not to wear outfit. Right. And most people. Now I'm like, oh, it's Stacey. It's fun. I can wear whatever I want. Right. But before it was like, I hope this is a what not to wear outfit.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
What do you do for people that feel like that? Because that's a real thing. That is a real thing. Ja, ich denke so auch.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
We've got to get this girl in some amazing clothes.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Okay, I really love that part of the story. I didn't know. It's true. But I remember we sat there and we just after we got past like, how are you? How are you? And all the things that we do with each other, right? In life that we all are like, okay, everything's going to like, we really got down to it probably in the first 20, 15 minutes. I think we got down to like this, this.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
I see that in so many ways. And I've noticed now, I'm like, what do I need to make this complete and get rid of all this other crap? Because, you know, I think all of our styles evolved, but mine went from, I had two, you remember, I had two. Oh, I remember. Newsgirl Dress or Sweats with Holes in Them. That was it. There was maybe a pair of jeans. Maybe. Like a baby a pair of jeans.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
And so now it's, you know, I'm evolving.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
raw, real conversation that I think I've been missing for a long time or maybe I wasn't ready for in my life, right? Maybe I had put up this glossy front for such a long time that I wasn't ready to let that down yet and I remember we did and we started talking about this new midlife, this
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Es ist psychologische Täuschung. Es ist psychologische Täuschung. Das ist, wer ich früher war. Und ich bin nicht mehr so eine Person.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Das, was los war, Menopause, die Geschichte der Menopause, Mythen, die wir glaubten, wir waren nicht sicher, was wir verstehen und lernen. Es gab keine Konversation da draußen. Es war nicht alles auf meinem Instagram-Feed an dem Zeitpunkt. Es war nur diese Konversation, wie, was denkst du, was denkst du, bist du durch das? Ich bin auch.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Und ich erinnere mich einfach darauf, dass das so ein pivotaler Moment in all dem ist. Und das ist der Anfang der Zeit.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Well, so are you. Laura, she wrote in, 48, from Tampa. Hi, Laura. Listen, Laura says, every time I wear a miniskirt or something that is determined too young for me, somebody in my family makes some kind of comment. What do you say to those people? Right. Well, I mean...
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
If you had advice, and I always think about, I wish I had known this when I was younger. I say that all the time. I wish I was 26, I'd have known this. Is there anything you say, when I was younger, I wish I had known this?
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Actually, in the doctor's office you don't even talk about it.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
In the morning, at night, all day long?
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Wouldn't that be great to have when you were young, though?
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
And you know who those women are that won't put up with it. You can feel them.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
You've been around tremendous women. Yes. Best advice you've gotten from another woman.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Stacey London, I love you.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
We'll find you. I could have talked to Stacey for 10 hours. Seriously, she is the best. I feel like every time she opens her mouth, there's some perfect mix of wisdom and wit. And I just want to write it all down. Clearing the closet hit me hard. You guys know I talk a lot about decluttering. I have clothes in my closet that I know don't fit, don't work, and honestly just don't make sense anymore.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
So why am I holding on to those? I was thinking about that while she was talking. It's time to let go of the maybe someday and start making room for what actually fits in my life right now. Let's not forget the moment that she talked about standing in front of that mirror naked, seeing yourself, like really seeing yourself. And that is not easy to do, but it really feels so necessary.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
So I'm going to give that a try, even if it makes me squirm a little bit. Let me know what you're thinking. If you're going to try the 10 outfits, stand in front of your mirror naked or do a closet clean out. I would love to know and love to hear more about it.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
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The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
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Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
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The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
And saying those same words. Saying the same words. Like, what's going on? My body's changing. I can't believe this. Are my best years behind me? I mean, those are scary, awful words to come up on. I think what I also remember from that lunch, I remember going home and telling Ira, like, Stacey London was talking about menopause. Like, I mean, if she was going through that.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
You know, because I think there's something to that when you see somebody who's so public and so beautiful and so... But I don't know that we all know who we are from the outside, right? Yeah. But when you're looking at you from the outside, I'm like, she has got it together. She is smart. She's bold. She's brave. And she's talking about this.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
And I just remember thinking like, wow, there's somebody else that understands me. And she's so real about it, too. You know, there was no, I think we were both there talking about this. And I think that that's what I like seeing evolve in this conversation, is that real friendship and community is formed because of the need for that.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Und wir lernen viel über den Mittelpunkt. Du bist die Definition von Veränderung, von Veränderung, von da raus als CEO und nicht Angst vor diesen Worten, die ich glaube, es war sehr hart.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Und sehr hart. Und du warst sehr ehrlich. Ich erinnere mich, du gehst da raus jeden Tag. Das ist dein Lieblings. Dein Lieblings-CEO. Ja, und auch viele Fehler. Und viele Fehler, ja, natürlich.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
We're all going in that lane, by the way.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
But look what you learned from all that to go into now the business that you're in, which I am so proud of you. Well, but, you know, the reason that that happened...
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Und dann habe ich gesagt, oh, ich muss das machen, weil du all diese, du kannst nichts aus dieser Zeit in der Leben verlassen.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
Everyone knew you as style, style, style, Stacey London style. You're the definition of reinvention, of change.
The Tamsen Show
Stacy London: Reinvent Yourself (and Your Style) in Midlife
It's just your taste will change. I think we have to allow those things, though. And we talked about this before. You know, you talk a lot about allowing yourself. You have a very interesting viewpoint of it. Allowing yourself is not the same thing as being passive and just sitting back and watching things happen.
Training Without Conflict Podcast
Episode Sixty: Dr. Josef Witt-Doerring
All right, hello, my friends, welcome to TWC podcast number 60.
True Crime with Rachel Shannon
DISTURBING: Mom Claims she was "TRICKED" Into MURDERING Her Children: The Case of Tiffanie Lucas
Say what's up, y'all. Say what's up, people.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car
Jules has friends.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car
Wait, are you going to tell people that you bought a car?
Two Parents & A Podcast
Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car
One of the largest, apparently.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car
can we do it is there a quick look no i don't see that we can we can look for next week and where are we seeing all this from the the international breastfeeding journal book the one thing that i thought was interesting while i was looking things up was like how many pages nestle has on maternity leave on their website and it's like burying everything else in seo like because all their stuff is coming up first
Two Parents & A Podcast
Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car
Can Alex say Nickelodeon again?
Two Parents & A Podcast
Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car
He says Nickelodeon.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car
Harrison's neighborhood just seemingly was different.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car
My neighborhood's like your neighborhood.
Two Parents & A Podcast
Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car
Now copyright.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1046 | Uncle Si Has a Hot Take About Turning Water Into Wine & How to Deal With Alcoholism
Yeah.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1046 | Uncle Si Has a Hot Take About Turning Water Into Wine & How to Deal With Alcoholism
Yeah.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1046 | Uncle Si Has a Hot Take About Turning Water Into Wine & How to Deal With Alcoholism
I like it.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1046 | Uncle Si Has a Hot Take About Turning Water Into Wine & How to Deal With Alcoholism
Yeah.
Unashamed with the Robertson Family
Ep 1078 | Jase & Jep Get Hammered by Bad News & the Guys Own Their ‘Old Man’ Struggles
Hmm.
Unsubscribe Podcast
201 - Two Fake Seals Spill Hollywood Secrets ft. Tyler Grey & AJ Buckley | Unsubscribe Podcast 201
Damn it, show's not here.
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201 - Two Fake Seals Spill Hollywood Secrets ft. Tyler Grey & AJ Buckley | Unsubscribe Podcast 201
I was like, where's she from?
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201 - Two Fake Seals Spill Hollywood Secrets ft. Tyler Grey & AJ Buckley | Unsubscribe Podcast 201
Is she from Ireland?
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Oh my God, the Delta guy going to spill all the secrets. Yeah.
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Just pretend like it's not okay. You're going to become a vigilante riding the New York subway.
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When it was free. That is the big indicator. So the time period of his life, it was a thousand rounds a day.
Very Really Good
Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster
Enough of me talking about crap on my podcast, man.
Very Really Good
Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster
Where's the sound I'm looking for? Do I not have a gasp on here? Okay.
Very Really Good
Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster
Something like Dune Part 2. Search Dune Part 2 on TikTok. Search podcast on goldenglobes.com. You're telling me something like Dune Part 2? Or a complete unknown?
Very Really Good
Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster
Like, fuck. These waves are ass, bro. These are fucking shit waves, bro. Like, I'm getting fucking, like, I'm not getting fucking pitted out there, bro.
Very Really Good
Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster
Fuck, man. I ate way too much Eucharist last night, man.
Very Really Good
Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster
Oh, dude, and the reef. Oh, my God.
Very Really Good
Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster
I'm trying to find their first post. Like, holy fuck, guys. They post about it so much.
Very Really Good
Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster
And then you're getting the tickets from, like, you could have bought so many rose petals, man.
Very Really Good
Episode #270 - This BookTok Convention Was a Disaster
And oh, and guess if we got to the airport? Oh, there was 500 kids in line. Oh, they were going on a school-wide field trip. Oh, my God.
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that.
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
I can't get it out.
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
Oh, come on, man.
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
I can probably rob a bank. But you know what I'm not doing? I'm not robbing banks, man. Because it's wrong. And you know what else is wrong? A live service got a...
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
You think a normal person would at least try that game? Especially a person that, I don't know, hosts a gaming podcast that can literally pick up the game on the dime of the podcast.
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
Back to this story.
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
Me too, me too.
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
Oh, man. I love giving you flack on that. It's literally like the only podcast money you've ever spent.
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
Yeah.
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
And it's like, no, but there's another Battlefield news. Don't ask me what this voice is, man. It kind of went from... It turned into Dobby for a second there. I have another battlefield, master. Dobby is free.
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
Why are they not involved in this?
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
It's not that hard.
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
Yeah.
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
It's because of the cake. It's the cake we're going to learn. We're going to know, finally.
Video Gamers Podcast
Silksong DOES Exist, Genshin Impact Troubles and Gaming Drama - Gaming Podcast
That's all we got. And then the world lost its mind because they went, the cake was a lie.
Video Gamers Podcast
The Gift of Gaming: How Make-A-Wish Grants Gamers Dreams - Gaming Podcast
And that's why it's a seven out of 10.
Video Gamers Podcast
The Gift of Gaming: How Make-A-Wish Grants Gamers Dreams - Gaming Podcast
Thank you.
Video Gamers Podcast
The Gift of Gaming: How Make-A-Wish Grants Gamers Dreams - Gaming Podcast
No power up Mario, I think.
Video Gamers Podcast
The Gift of Gaming: How Make-A-Wish Grants Gamers Dreams - Gaming Podcast
I don't want this kid to be let down.
Video Gamers Podcast
The Gift of Gaming: How Make-A-Wish Grants Gamers Dreams - Gaming Podcast
That's awesome. Isn't that an awesome answer? He's in his mid-70s, and I'm just like, dude, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen, man.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
liam cullagh fought his guidance counselor
Just hit him right on the button.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
Okay. Hello. Thank you. Pull the mic down a little bit. Can't lift the cup. Okay. How was the coffee?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
Did I thank you enough?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
I was talking. Can I get a coffee, please?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
What do you mean another coffee? One cup of coffee doesn't make me another coffee.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
This is your show, really? Don't be retarded. I might be retarded, but I'm not stupid. Retard?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
I'm taking you to buy me something.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795
Please.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Thank you. Fucking favorite. You're mine. I'm in love with the two of you. I wish we could all be in a relationship. We can be. We can. Really?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Well, that's the thing now, isn't it?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Do you do this? Are you into this? Yeah, I have 17 partners. Yeah, that's fucking hot. Yeah, one of them is a camel. No, now I'm going to get hate mail. Like, that's not okay. You know, sometimes the lesbians are like, fucking camels isn't, you know, isn't okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Nicht so oft, aber wenn sie es tun, mag ich es immer und sage, du hast recht und so weiter. Wenn Leute mir Facebook-Hate geben, gehe ich auf ihre Webseite und blöde eine schreckliche Bildung von ihnen. Und dann war meine Antwort, ich war aus meinem Geist.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ja.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Es ist TV. Ja, es ist eine TV-Sache. Sie sind so dumm. Sie sind so dumm. Sie sind so dumm.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ja.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ich verstehe das manchmal. Vor allem, wenn ich etwas über ein anderes Land mache oder einen Akzent. Das geht viral. Ich bin glücklich. Ich bin perfekt. Weil ich jemandem sage, woher kommst du? Und sie sagen, Spanien. Und einer von ihnen sagt, oh, ich liebe Tacos. Als Lüge. Es gibt 7000 Kommentare, dass Tacos nicht aus Spanien kommen. Und ich sage, wirklich? Ich hatte keine Ahnung.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Jesus. Oh my God. Is that my mother?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I love you, just sending you love today.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Legal trouble? What possibly?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Yeah. Keanu contacted me. You're right, she's so tweaked.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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She's on crystal meth and has horrible PTSD. Like me. Ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I don't feel bad for her. I feel bad because she is mentally ill and not at home. I mean it. I feel bad that she has a problem.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Okay, then you know what? It should go away. I'm sorry if you do that. I'm going to pretend to be Keanu Reeves. Imagine if I did it and contacted her again. I'm like, this is the real Keanu Reeves.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I'm bloated today, but I love you.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Yeah, I mean, it would be amazing to hire Keanu Reeves to go to her house and kill her at this point. One big kick.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Her Face ist, wie ich mich all den Tag im Inneren fühle. Das ist, wie ich mich fühle. Ich habe nur panikiert.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Tom's like, yeah, it's better.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I shot it at Sony Hall in New York City. I didn't want like a big theater. I like like a club feeling. I thought it was a big theater. No. Sounds massive. I know. Well, the crowd was great. They were amazing. It paid them a lot.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Congrats. I'm really excited about it. Du bist so lustig. Danke.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich weiß. Geh auf Jessica Curse auf World. Danke. Ich meine, die Fans sind es und die Audienzen und die Comics. Aber, weißt du, es war, es hat nicht, ich bin nicht bitter. Ich schwöre, ich bin so dankbar für das, was ich getan habe. Aber es ist ein bisschen, es war schwer, die Industrie mit so etwas an Bord zu bringen.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Das ist das Einzige, was mich frustriert, ist, wie lange es dauerte, um ein anderes Spezial zu bekommen.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ja.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich weiß. Sie mögen nicht die Macht, einige von ihnen, und die, Entschuldigung, die Wahrheit zu erzählen und die, wie in deinem Gesicht, Art von Sache. Nein. Was wirklich, was Leute lachen. Das ist, was Leute lachen. Ja, sicher. Aber auch.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Nicht jeder von uns ist ein Mädchen-Comic. Das ist, weil wir kaum Frauen sind. Ja, ich habe einen riesigen Arsch. Aber die Sache ist, dass Mädchen-Comics mir immer gesagt haben, du bist nicht ein Mädchen-Comic, du bist ein Comic. Und viele von ihnen wollten mich nicht in New York folgen.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ja, es ist riesig. Ich spreche nicht über die Frau. Nein, ich mag es nicht. Ja, ja. Well, I don't feel like a woman. Me either. I think I'm non-binary. Me too, but I wouldn't, like, it's not, meaning like from our generation. Yeah. You know, if you said that years ago, it would be like, what the hell are you talking about?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You know what I mean?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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In der Schule. Aber dann kann ich Pussys essen. Ich weiß, viele Frauen sagen das. Sie sagen, ich kann andere Dinge machen, aber ich kann nicht essen. Was, wenn du einfach aus deinem Kopf geblasen wurdest? Klar, ich kann alles machen. In einem Blackout. Also geh in einen Blackout und dann isst du Pussys. Also hier ist das Problem.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich bin da mit dir. Oh, das ist heiß. That's how I get women. Yeah. I'm gonna seriously be sick. That is that sound. Ew, Tom!
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Look at that face you ended on again.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Me? No. As above, so below. She can't take care of her teeth. I love that you're being so nice about it. I wouldn't touch her with a fucking broom. Warum? Was? Schau dir ihre Gesichter an. Ja, ich weiß. Okay. Warum redet sie über ihre Tampons? Hat jemand sie verletzt?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich glaube, sie wäre eine tolle Lesbin, übrigens. Du würdest für sie sterben, um Boxen zu essen. Hier ist mein Problem.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. Like you just need a lasagna, some head and a TV, yeah. I think it is like that a lot. But it depends on who you're with. Because I've also been in relationships with women who are literally just black and white. Sie hat einfach gesagt, oh. Emotionally unavailable, that's my winter chicken. There are women like that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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For me, no. Because I need to express myself. I'm into feelings and shit. I mean, my mother's a therapist. I know. I'm damaged. Oh, natürlich. Ich bin tot. Schau, wer hier ist. Glaubst du, dass du über deine Gefühle reden möchtest? Ich mag es nicht, aber wenn ich es nicht tue, werde ich daran halten oder so. Und ich hatte auch viel emotionalen Verbrechen. Du solltest jetzt Musik spielen.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Nein, du und ich sprechen immer über diese Scheiße. Manchmal sage ich, habe ich etwas gemacht? Oh, genau, das auch. Ja, ich war früher so mit ihm. Ja.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich weiß.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich stimme dir zu 100 Prozent. Ich denke, wenn du ein Trauma durchgehst, wie du es gemacht hast, weil ich das auch mit meiner Tochter getroffen habe, weil meine Tochter Herzschwäche hat. Also, das ist so aufregend. Don't worry, I'll show you pictures of her in the hospital. So, yeah, no, but once that happened, I was like, that's like, I'm so grateful and nothing else really matters.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh, ich weiß, er ist süß, siehst du? Ich weiß, er ist so ein guter Mensch. Er ist wirklich so. Ja. Na, als sie durch das ging, hatte ich Invisalign.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Das ist sehr schmerzhaft. Es schmerzt. Ja, ich kann nicht mehr.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Es ist, weil es dich in eine Situation bringt, in der du denkst, das könnte alles enden oder ich könnte jemanden verlieren oder was auch immer es ist. Also ist all diese andere Scheiße nicht wichtig.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Es tut.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich weiß. Ich war einmal im Comedy-Seller in New York und ich war so gebrannt und habe jeden Wochenende auf der Straße gewesen. Und dieser Kerl hat mich einfach so in die Vorderseite geschaut. And I go, Sir, are you okay? And he's like, I'm just not having fun. I go, I lost it. I go, why don't you go uptown to the Children's Hospital of Columbia and sit in the lobby? Exactly.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
You're at a comedy show. Like, I lost my mind. I'm like, go sit there and look at all the children that are being wheeled around.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Weil du denkst, diese Arschlöcher... Ich habe ihn am Freitagabend gemacht. In Florida. Sie sind der Beste. Sie sind da gewesen.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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100 Prozent. Ja. Ja, ich meine, sie sind wirklich, weil sie nach Hell und zurück sind.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Wir müssen einen hier finden. Ich weiß. Ja, du solltest es einfach da rausnehmen, zu den Leuten. Schau, geh auf die Straße und frag einfach ein paar unabhängige Leute, ob sie wollen.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ja, ich bekomme dir eine Pfanne von Kokain, wenn du mit mir zu tun hast.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich sage es dir jetzt. Ja. Wenn Leute mir sagen, oh, du weißt, es ist so hart, es ist die härteste Sache, die du jemals machen könntest. Ich bin so, nein, nein, geh, weil meine Tochter hat, sie ist neun und eine halb, sie hat vier Open-Art-Sirgen. Fuck. Ja, die erste war sechs Tage alt, also wussten wir in der Uterus, dass sie Open Heart Surgery haben musste.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Und dann hat sie auch einen Stent, es ist ein Schmerz und sie braucht mehr. Die Leute sind immer so, oh, aber sie ist okay, richtig? Sie ist okay. Und ich bin so, nein, sie ist okay. Sie sieht okay aus. Sie geht zur Schule, danke Gott. Aber, weißt du, sie muss mehr haben. Also es ist nicht einfach. Es ist nicht einfach, aber sie ist großartig. Und du dealst damit. Was wirst du tun?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Was zur Hölle wirst du tun? Kannst du dir vorstellen, performen zu können? Ich bin performen. Schau, wo mein Gehirn ist. Hey, wie geht's dir, Herz? Kannst du dir vorstellen, auf einem sechs-Tage-Jährigen zu arbeiten? Nein. Nein. Wer sind diese Leute? Die Ärzte? Ich weiß nicht, wie sie es tun. Ich habe die schlimmsten Dinge gesehen, die man in der ICU sehen kann. Für Monate gleichzeitig.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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There's nothing worse. No, there isn't.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I know.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah. I think, well, I haven't shit in like three days, so I'm feeling really backed up. Yeah. Do you have anything here? You guys must have. Yeah, we definitely do. What do you have?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Das hat mich daran gedacht, nicht zu scheißen. Weißt du, dass ihr beide Lesben seid, dass ihr eure Vaginen bereit macht? Wenn du stirbst, gehe ich nicht zu einem anderen Mann.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Alright, I want both of you to... I literally just thought about when I was sexually... I swear on my life, I just had a flashback of when I was sexually... From watching this? Yeah, I'm not kidding, you think I'm joking. Do you guys want to practice real quick? That was really good.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Was zur Hölle? Dieser Kerl ist das Literale. Er ist etwas. Er ist enttäuscht. Wer ist das?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh my God, I'm seriously, I have to go on more medication. I'm so freaked out. Rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub. Rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub. Play it again. Rub, rub, rub.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich weiß, ich bin ernsthaft. Wurdest du von einem chinesischen Mann verhaftet? Wenn ich von einem chinesischen Mann verhaftet wurde, hätte ich das gar nicht beobachten können. Nein. Nein, er war japanisch. Aber das Ding ist, ich werde nie mehr Sushi essen. Weil es Sushi betrifft. Es war wirklich aggressiv. Ich habe eine ganze Rolle in einem Moment gespielt. Anyway, I just wish it wasn't crunchy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That was so stupid, what I just said. Will you fucking kill me? No. Isn't it crazy how much we need to be liked?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I know. That's the name of my production company, Please Like Me Productions. I swear on my life.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Natürlich. Ja, bitte. Das ist alles, was wir brauchen. Und dann, egal wie viel... Du weißt, was ich gesagt habe. Wenn sie klatschen, stand up, standing up, ich bin so, es wird nie die Hülle füllen. Sit down. Es wird nichts tun. Ja.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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No, we have to do it from inside. You have to do the work, which I'm not willing to do. I'm so tired. Ja, das Arbeit ist zu viel, Mann. Es ist zu viel. Es ist viel. Es endet nie. Nein, ich weiß. Es gibt keine Ende-Therapie. Es gibt keine Ende. Ach, fuck. Ich weiß. Also was tun wir, Alter? Maintan wir das, bis wir sterben? Ich glaube, du versuchst nur, lebendig zu bleiben.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich meine, das ist, wie ich gerade bin. Ja, einfach lebendig zu bleiben. Ja, versuch einfach, morgens aus dem Bett zu kommen.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Weil ich jüdisch bin. Erinnerst du dich daran? Sie hat ihr Herz geteilt. Oh, okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Es war ein Adamant. Ich hasse die Jews nicht.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich dachte, du hast gesagt, geh auf den Train. Ich wusste nicht, was du gesagt hast, als du das gemacht hast.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Dein Spezial war großartig. Go ahead.
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Yes.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich finde das wirklich großartig und es ist auch wichtig für deine Beziehung. Es ist. Es ist wirklich so, weil ich weiß, dass manchmal, wenn jemand Partner ist, ob es ein Mann oder eine Frau ist, lässt es alles gehen und es ist einfach schwierig für die andere Person. Es ist nicht, mit wem sie zuvor war.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Das ist das Schrecklichste. Nicht mal, dass sie nicht groß aussehen. Was ist passiert? Ja.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I agree. It's really...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Aber ich denke, ehrlich gesagt, manche Leute würden sagen, ich werde bald überleben. Ja. Und ich würde besser einfach rausgehen und mein eigenes Ding machen. Fuck. Ja. Das wäre verrückt.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich weiß, weil wer bist du in deiner letzten Dekade? Es zählt, wie viel Geld du hast. Wer ist da draußen? Das ist...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I just thought about him.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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What's he going to wear? A coffin?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh, that's beautiful. That's not that much of a difference.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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It's just my lifetime. Does he even have a penis?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I get it, he's hot.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh, du sprichst von Mark Davis? Ja. Oh, dieser Kerl.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Schau dir das linke Bild an.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh mein Gott. Das ist ein cooles Haarabdruck. Oh mein Gott. Wer ist das?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Can you blow up that face? I'm in the mood for pancakes.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That's not just depressed.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I knew that was the one you were gonna... That's exactly... Holy shit.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ich bin so entschuldigt, dass ich über den Feierabend gehört habe.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Nein, das ist sein echter Haar.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Weißt du, was großartig ist? Ich will nur sagen, weil es viel sagt. Er hat wahrscheinlich einen guten Job. Er liebt sich selbst. Ja, er scheint... Es ist unglaublich für mich. Es hängt davon ab, wie man sich entwickelt hat. Ich weiß. Es ist wirklich so. Ich erzähle meinen Kindern ständig, wie schön sie sind. Weil ich will, dass sie sich gut fühlen. Es ist großartig.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Das Schreie ist das verrückteste Ding, das ich je gemacht habe. Es ist total verrückt. Okay, zuerst einmal. Oh mein Gott, jetzt ist es traumatisiert. Siehst du, das ist, was passiert ist. Das kann nicht der echte Schreie sein.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Das kann nicht sein. Ich weiß. Es hat ein Echo drauf. Das fühlt sich falsch an. Okay, zuerst einmal, am Anfang war es lustig, weil ich immer lache, wenn Leute fallen, nicht crashen, aber sich einander, was auch immer. Jetzt ist es unglaublich traumatisierend.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ja, ja. Was denkst du?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Das ist kein Fallen. Das ist ein extremer Fall.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Ja. Ist jemand gestorben?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I hope they didn't break their arm.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
No, they're not.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
That person lost their head. Yeah, well... That was real... That scared the shit out of me.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Oh my God, I can't handle you.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
It did. I'm surprised. Can you imagine if we heard that?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Du bist willkommen. Das war unglaublich. Danke. Ich kann es nicht glauben, das Video, das du mir gerade gezeigt hast.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Das war traumatisierend. Ja. Verstehst du?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ich kann es nicht machen, aber mein Ex würde schreckliche Shows sehen. Wie Polizisten.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Bereit, eure Augen zu öffnen? Ich weiß. Es ist nicht nur ein Mann-Ding. Okay. Ja, es ist auch ein Dike-Ding.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Just warn me, because that's worse than... No, really? That's what I think too. That's what I thought when I saw it. I like that one. This is what it's like to fuck Mark Davis. You're that 24-year-old girl. If you are 24 and you fucking... He sounds like an old Jewish woman. You should expect those sounds. That camel looks like it's gone through fucking hell. Like it was thrown into a car.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
That camel looks like it's really... And it's a baby, isn't it?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Einen Kamel?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I've been there.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Isn't this Seattle? Yeah, this is downtown. Atlanta. Yeah. Oh mein Gott, schau.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Er schockiert es, während er es f***t. Oh mein Gott.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
We will never be the same. Oh, shit. God damn, Master! Master? God, Jimmy Walker looks horrible. He shrunk.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Er hat sich aus seinem Schulter getroffen.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I'm shocked.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Master.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Me and my girl ears. I love the guy just holding him. Like, what is that? It's okay, everyone feel like this.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I hold you.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I want to hit black for years.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I wish I could play basketball like him. That one was intense. Yeah, right? The third one you just did. I gotta take a piss. You gotta piss? Okay. I'm drinking a lot of water. Alright. Go piss, man. Hurry up. Hurry up.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ja, ich bin wie du, ich bin immer auf Tour. Es endet nie. Ja. Ja. Ich bin ein bisschen überrascht über den Sommer, weil... Ich nehme es runter, Alter. Du bist es? Ja. Ja, ich auch. Aber es ist so, dann werde ich müde.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ich arbeite nicht. Ja, mein Leben ist vorbei, meine Karriere endet. Ja, immer. Ich weiß. Wann stoppst du deine Tour?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Oh.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ja.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ich mache mehr als das, nur weil ich nur noch arbeiten und so weiter muss. Aber wo bist du dieses Wochenende?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ich weiß nicht, wie du es machst. Wenn Leute mir das sagen, sage ich, egal, aber du arbeitest wirklich hart.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Oh mein Gott, ich liebe das. Die Hälfte von ihnen wurde ausgeräumt.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Es waren sechs und wir haben drei gemacht. Oder so etwas.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ja, du hast uns gesagt, kannst du uns immer in Kanada booken, während dieser Saison, wenn es regnet? Ja.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Das wäre toll.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
That was more shocking than the guy flying into the car. I'm serious. That shocked me, what just happened.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Yeah, because it was... First of all, let's talk about it. It was planned.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
It was very aggressive. No, you knew it was coming and you waited to sit down. Just be honest.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
And it was... Das war nicht nur eine, aber sie gab es extra.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ja, es war wie der zweite. Ich werde immer noch ein Lesbiker werden. You're more so get to be a lesbian now that you just blew it out your ass.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
You're gonna die laughing. It was two, right? I have an obsession with the number three and I swear on my life, it's killing me that you didn't do a third.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Can you just do one more? You think I'm joking? Hold on.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
No, just before I leave or I'm going to have a horrible day.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Can he finish this? Yes, it doesn't matter. I don't have one in the chamber. Do any of you guys have to fart?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
My manager Adam's here. Adam, do you have to fart? I wish I could.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
We used to have a fart mic. Yeah, I've heard a lot of farts. Like it was... Is that my daughter's dance recital? What the fuck was that?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I know I love you so much. What a lucky, lucky girl. I thought that when you did it. I'm like, she loves me.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Let's have some roast beef from you.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Yes, you would.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
You've probably done it in an elevator to joke around with me or something. Probably. Yeah. Kill me. The both of you kill me.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ja, Alter.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ich glaube, du hast recht. Es sind fünf Jahre, denkst du nicht?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ich weiß, ich wirklich. Nun, ich meine, jeder, der davon Spaß machen würde. Sie hat ihren Stomach getappt. Was ist da drin? Nun, es gibt viel da drin. Nun, ich sage, sie bekommt Tüftel, nicht das Baby.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I mean, I'm not making fun of her, I'm disgusting.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ja, diese Art von Sachen sind, muss ich sagen, schmerzhaft für mich. Es ist nicht glücklich. Es ist, als würde sie jemanden töten. In meiner Meinung, gibt es viel Angst dazwischen. Das ist ein total hergestellter Lächeln, oder? Das ist nicht ein echter Lächeln.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Das ist anders. Aber ich denke, dass sie zu den Leuten erklärt hat, dass sie mir nicht sagen soll, was ich tun soll. Sie soll mir nicht sagen, ob ich ein Baby haben soll oder nicht. Das ist mein eigenes Körper. Ich kann das, weißt du. Ich denke, es ist großartig, was auch immer sie will.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Debbie, das ist warum. Debbie hat fünf, du hast keine. Ja, wir hassen dich. Na, das Umdrehen, das Umdrehen, das Kuchen, das ganze Ding, es ist wirklich extrem. Das Umdrehen. I've never twirled. I've never twirled in my life.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Twirl. Can you imagine twirling? I'm in my hotel. I know him. Warte einen Moment. Warte, warte, Jessica. Totally nude. Jessica, warte. Oh, danke so sehr. Ich fühle mich wirklich besser. Weil ich muss alles machen. Wenn ich Toilettenpapier nehme, ist es drei oder vier an der Zeit. Ich bin nicht verrückt. Ich muss meinen Alarm auf meinem Telefon, mein Auto drei Mal. Ja, ich habe ein Problem.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Oh, wow, das ist wie ein echter OCD. Ja, ja, ja. Also, wenn sie ein drittes Mal nicht lacht.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Just keep going. He might be a comedian.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Oh mein Gott.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Right.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Oh mein Gott, something's wrong. I'm not kidding. I feel like there's smoked salmon in his teeth. It's even worse. Yeah. Like he just had a bagel with onion and Nova. I'm sweating.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
You guys thought I was, I'm sorry, I just freaked out, but I cannot. Now I feel sexual. From Barry. I love that we both feel.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I do.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
He's a really nice guy, but I don't even know what he just said. I'm not kidding. I'm really not saying this to be funny. I have no idea what he just said.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Warum ist diese Frau in der ersten Bildung?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Verstehst du? Bella-Chick. Ja, das ist lustig.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Das ist mein Agent. Was macht Barry hier?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ich dachte, dass das nur... Ich hatte keine Ahnung, dass das sein Bein war. Sein Bein ist so verrückt. Kann ich dir was sagen?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Nie? Und sie... Ich meine... Sie tut es? Wenn ich hier bin, werdet ihr sterben. Weil er ein großer Fan von mir ist. Echt? Großartig. Er hat mich letzte Woche getextet. Wie? Ich kenne ihn seit Jahren. Warte, war das mein Arsch?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Er hat einige meiner Sachen gemacht und mich getaggt und seltsam gemacht. Wenn du auf always be silly schaust, ist es mein Tag und er macht etwas, was ich gemacht habe.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ja, mit Zimt. Er muss viel Zimt haben. Er liebt Zimt. Glaub mir. Geld...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I hope he doesn't kill me now.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Jessica Curzon said... Do you understand how fucking crazy this is that you guys played his video and you just clicked on one video?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
My tagline... This is so fucking crazy. My tagline for 20 years has been always be silly. Always has been that. So he does videos sometimes and says...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
He'll just come to show, like he came to the Stress Factory the last time I was there. This was years ago and just watches me and says, you're great. Like he hasn't been...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Sie machen dich klein.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ich meine, er ist sehr unterstützend. Wow, das war fucking surreal. Das war ziemlich großartig. Das war verrückt. Ich weiß nicht, wie du es hier spielst, aber das war... Das war wild.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Would you like a partner that did age-shifting? Was this right before a school shooting? Okay, that might be one of the top, most disturbing ones. Thank you. How do you feel about it?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Well, he's not gay, right?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Er mag es nicht, es in Videos zu sehen. Nein, er ist nicht homophobisch. Er mag es einfach nicht, wenn schwarze Männer sich aneinander bewegen.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Hier ist etwas, was er nicht mag. Schau, er schlägt seinen Kopf.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Well, he's not even smiling. No. Oh, he's like that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I understand that. Me too.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I know, and I shouldn't have fucked him. Such a big mistake. This is really intense. It's intense, yeah. That's an intense ass. Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I know. Yeah. Wait, what's your video? What shuts you down? Oh mein Gott. Ich weiß nicht. Ich denke, dass aggressiv-aggressive Männer das auch tun. Aber die Art, wie sie sagen, komm schon, ich werde dich verletzen. Das ist wie eine Lüge, die ich habe, wenn ich mit rechten Männern komme. Ich würde sagen, ich kann dich verändern. Du hast einfach nicht den richtigen Mann. Ich hasse das. Natürlich.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ich werde dich verletzen. Ich hasse ihn so viel.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ich habe ihn 10, 15 Mal verletzt, bevor ich mal in den Boom ging. Does he fuck them with his nose? Does he have a really big nose or just up close?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
It's very disturbing. I feel that way. I'm also not into like, I cannot watch someone being tortured or any kind of assault or that kind of thing. I can't watch it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
I'll fucking throw up. What did you do when your kids did that? They don't eat their boogs. They were never like boogiers.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Like the camel. Oh, ah, ah, ah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
That's why I was laughing.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Didn't they say pig at some point?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ist das ein Show?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Du steckst aus. Aber was würde sie wollen, wenn sie gesagt werden, dass ihr Fett aus unserem Land kommt? Ich denke, jemand war einfach so, willst du eine gute Mahlzeit haben?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Oh, that's amazing. It's an intervention.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Kannst du dir vorstellen, dass du in es gestockt wirst?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Das muss schon geschehen sein. Ich musste früher für einen Seatbelt-Extender fragen. Und das war verrückt. Verrückt, oder? Verrückt. Erzähl mir das erste Mal. Ich versuchte, es ruhig zu machen. Ich dachte, was? Was brauchst du? Okay, so you need a seat connector. Like it was really, yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Und die Flugabteilung ist so, hast du deine... Und sie war schwer. Ich werde es nie vergessen. Sie war schwer. Und sie ist so, hast du... Ist dein Seatbelt befestigt? Ich habe... Ich habe früher eine Jacket übergebracht. Und ich bin so... Sie ist so, ich muss sehen. Ich werde es nie vergessen, weil sie sehr schwer war.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Und ich musste sie zeigen und sie war so, das ist nicht fest und lass mich dich einstellen. Ich war so, du bist, das war wirklich schrecklich. Sie sollte es nur diskret hier hören. Ja, wie wenn man weiß, wie es sich fühlt.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ja, es war wirklich unglaublich. Das ist nicht schön.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ja, ich auch.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Du hast nur Roppe gebracht und ihn um die Seele geschnitten.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Yes, you could. Standard?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Welcome to Korea. He's chubby? He's chubby. Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Yeah, that's not a lot. Not even that, I don't even know.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Sie sind wirklich großartig, die internationale. Unglaublich. Café Pacific, Etihad. Wo immer die Frauen am schlechtsten behandelt werden, haben sie das beste Flugzeug. Oh mein Gott, das ist so wahr. Die Arab Emirates.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Yeah, they're like, if I want to stay alive, I better go back and ask her what she wants. Yeah, exactly. So true.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Just fantastic. I love you so much.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Ich bin so froh, dass er dich genommen hat. Ich weiß. Wir haben es gemacht. Er ist unglaublich. Nein, das ist der Fakt. Das ist das Ding. Tom ist einer der Jungs, der mir geholfen hat, ihn unter seine Rücken zu nehmen. Ja, du hast es. So hat es auch Bill Burr. Er ist ein guter Champion der Lady Comics.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Er ist großartig für mich. Er hat dieses Spezial produziert, das letzte. Wenn es nicht für diese Jungs wäre, weil keine der Frauen Comics mich jemals auf die Straße genommen hat, um sie für sie zu öffnen. Ich meine... Du bist zu lustig. Du hättest es wissen können, aber ich würde dich nicht folgen.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Invisalign, I'm still recovering.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Don't I?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I was a blues man when this shit came out. Hell yeah. Rock and roll was so fucked up back then.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Right.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Whoa. Oh, I love this song.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Oh, Guns N' Roses?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Sweet Child of Mine, yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
What's up, everybody, man? We are sitting here in the NOLA, the Big Easy, at Super Bowl 59, man. The biggest event in America. Sitting right next to Burt Kershaw. Hey, I can pronounce your last name. Burt Kreiser. Burt Kreiser. Burt Kershaw.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
white women stop abandoning your sisters trust black women they lead the way oh we're mad as hell oh can't you tell oh we're mad as hell can't you tell we just dance you fucking bastards okay so cool that's a great that's in the Castro it looks like queering out the women they were queering out the dudes yeah
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Dude, that's fantastic.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
It sounds like it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
African Americans, Puerto Rican, and not the Jews because nobody likes them. Everybody else is included. Creole.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Creole.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
How come she's got regular Asians?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
That's her.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
They're not all suck.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
How do I describe what it was like?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Yeah, it was too much.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Tommy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Right.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Wow. Guy Fieri. It's Guy Fieri. Those of you listening.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
That's a lot. Oh, by the way, you want sauces on your thing? You're a dollar a piece. Fuck you, guy. These places are closing left and right. This guy's a complete piece of shit. How about that?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
He's so mad.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I just wanted to say happy new year. I truly appreciate each and every one of you being part of I Allegedly and subscribing to the channel. And I look forward to 2025. We're going to have an amazing year. So much is going to happen. Very different energy. Yeah, he's normal here. He's professional. Onward and upward, guys.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Yeah. He's sauced up in that one.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I'm on St. Kitts shopping. St. Kitts? They've got cigarettes.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
And they say smoking kills. So kids, don't smoke, okay? Because smoking kills. That is hilarious, guys. Look at this. All say... Smoking pills. Smoking pills.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I absolutely get a kick out of our politicians.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Saying things that are not questioned. Kamala Harris last week announced her economic plan. And one thing she announced was that she was going to build 3 million low-cost houses and apartments. That's fantastic, guys. Think about this. In a four-year term, that would be 1,460 days. If you divide that by 3 million, it's 2,064 a day that she would have to build. What?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Oh, Dan, you're being a buzzkill. Come on, man. You just got to do it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
No. It's amazing. Have accountability for these guys. I love it. It's that simple. We can't do the Oprah. You get a car. You get a car. You get a car. Oh, you don't get a car? He's having fun with stickers.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Hey guys, it's that time of the year and I just want to be the first. In your life to wish you guys a Merry Christmas.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
It's never too early for Christmas. Okay. Okay. So I allegedly wishes everybody.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
In June. Okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
So I was filming in Pasadena, and as I was leaving, I was on the phone with a buddy and said, oh, wow, there's a Popeye's chicken. Haven't seen one of those in a while. And he's like, hey, could you do me a favor and stop and get some Cajun rice for me? Sure. And I remember their Cajun rice as being like a flavorful, spicy rice with meat in it and stuff like that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Oh, it's got rice and beans in it now, sir. This. Is there a Cajun rice now?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Let me know what you think.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
And you don't have to eat at Popeye's.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
What? Are they going out of business, Popeye's?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Okay. I mean.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
That was five years ago.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Hey, it's Dan. Welcome back. You're watching I Allegedly. And I've got a good one for you today because I've been banned for life from Walmart. Please hit the like button. Please subscribe to the channel. Yes. Today we have a sponsor, Private Internet Access, which I will get into in a little bit. But let's get right into it.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Okay, so it's not me that's been banned. It's a woman named Ashley Cross. And this is something that we've talked about a few months ago. But Ashley Cross has been banned from 4,600 Walmarts. All of them. Can't step in. And the reason for that is that she went out and she took...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
one item that was very inexpensive and then she would scan it at the self-checkout and what she would do is she would use a watch battery which was a little over a dollar and she would then scan that and they caught her scanning about 180 dollars with the merchandise jeans and shirts and other things yeah and with that they said no you're done so They are fed up with this.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
They're absolutely done with this behavior. The self-checkout is where they get robbed blind.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Well, yeah, why are they doing that?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I hate self-checkout. Scan five items, take out six. And Walmart is fed up with it. Walmart's completely done with it. And so she's done.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Is that the story? This is a 19-minute video about Ashley?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
He's walking home. But again, arrested her for this. This is what you want to avoid, guys. I'm telling you. What? Want to avoid stealing? I had a guy I was filming at that self-checkout. Oh, his first time in a grocery store, man. So I said something. Anyways, you know, come on, guys. Mind your own business. Be aware of this stuff, guys, because I'm telling you this right now.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
You want to do something interesting? Do a search on how many people have been arrested at the self-checkout.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Hello, my name is James.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
James, what are we getting for you?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I'd like two pink drinks, please.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
What size?
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Large.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Two large pink drinks. Anything else?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
That'll be all, love. All right, we'll see you out there.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Have a good day. And this is for you. Oh, thank you. Happy birthday. Thank you. Have a good day. Cheers.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Yeah, it's got to be bad. With vanilla. I'll take it hot, please. And may I have that with vanilla? Oh, this is good. And then for me, I think I'll try one of them new Cortados. That's really good. No, thank you, please. All right. No, thank you. Drink stopper, please. Thank you. And this is for y'all. Yep. It's your birthday. Happy birthday.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
It's your birthday.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Happy birthday. So stupid.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Yeah, he was good. Hello there, love. Can I get a...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
large chestnut frappuccino please would you like love oh yes can i get another large matcha frappuccino please do they oh yes uh do strawberry drizzle
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Is it your birthday today? Is it your birthday? Yeah. Do you know Craig? Craig told me it was your birthday. You don't know? Must be the other Starbucks. Sorry, sir.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Yeah, he didn't even hear him. I don't think he heard.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
You look retarded, bro. I think he heard him.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Thank you, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Bitch, don't play with me. Do not play with me. Do not play with me because I'm not the one or the two. You're not the one or the two. Let's go. You ain't got shit to do. Spirit air. Remember what I was telling you about service industry? Not good. Right? Yeah, it's beer. Jesus. Wow.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
And I said what I said. Please step to me like you want it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
You're not the one or the two.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Yeah, fuck, man.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Nigga, my night. Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Yeah. Yeah.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
At school.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I've seen that growing up in school.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. That was big in my school.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
One time in middle school, these two ghetto white bitches, they threw down. They were throwing kicks and stuff. That was during a passing period. That was kind of cool to watch.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
White boys.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I saw a white kid get turned into a vegetable. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Mom, this kid I know punched this other guy I know, and then the kid got knocked out and hit his head on a curb, and now he's broccoli.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I grew up in small town Nebraska, and it was all, like, farmers and, like, trailer kids fighting all the time. Yeah. White kids, small towns.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
uh yeah i was at a house party and uh so he punched him and then the kid was perfectly placed when he fell his head and hit the back of a curb and now he's uh he's pretty retarded did that other because usually when those things happen you get like you get arrested Yeah, he got arrested. I was supposed to go to school with him. I was supposed to go to college with him.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
And since he had a court case, he couldn't come to school.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Tom, go do your act. Mike!
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
All right.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Here we go.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Absolutely. Well, we're in a very good position to talk about what's going on. Okay. Jesus Christ. Dr. Drew, it's a hypothyroidism.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
And she knows how she looks.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Why don't you just say something? We work with a lot of Fortune 1000 organizations.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
She hasn't blinked either. No. And we get a good pulse on what's ramping and areas of growth. I'm going to pee. She didn't blink.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
You're dating a misandrist and you've transitioned in front of them and they are like part of the reason you're struggling to even identify as a man or trans masculine. You're like, I'm, you know, non-binary, but I, and hey, I am complicated. I'm non-binary. I'm a woman. I'm also a man though. And I do look like this and I'm walking the world like this.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
And so this person during one of our flights was like, I don't see you as a man though. And I said, that's weird. Everybody else fucking does. And they were like, I was like, you maybe should look at me a little closer. Cause what are you seeing?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
He just totally destroys her.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
If this circle represents all of the open defecation that happens in the world.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
This is the fraction that happens in India.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
And this is the fraction that happens only in rural India. 65% of rural Indians defecate in the open. So what that means is that most of the open defecation that happens in the world happens in rural India.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Yeah, we got it.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
And most rural Indians defecate in the open.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
We got it.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Every day, 500 million people... in villages in india we get it go in the fields yes rather than use a toilet or a latrine we got it what's the that's bigger than the population of the united states why why why why choose to do that they're all poor and stuff no india what's the reason to choose the field shit
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Mm-hmm.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Well, that's her. That's her in her 40s.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Yeah, of course. I live for this kind of shit.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
We need to get you on stage. Yeah, yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Oh, my God. What the fuck?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Thank you, Marta. Thank you.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Eddie? Down. Down. Down. Yeah.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Nice, Eddie.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Hell yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
They have Therian masks at Ikea. Breaking news. These are legit. This is a Therian mask. I don't know how you can not know me otherwise.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
They have a whole box of them. And I just think Ikea is getting with the times. If you're doing quadrobics at the Ikea, I don't think they would judge you.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
You see, I've not been real proud of it, but my grandmother was a witch, an astrologist, somebody that studied the stars. My mother's name's JoJo. You know, the government knows Dorinda. The FBI knows JoJo.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Honorea boy here, literally, just had this shirt made thanks to my Facebook friend named Tina at a place called Embroidery Plus in Las Vegas.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
We walk in Fremont any minute now. On Friday, I'm going to be going to Little Italiana in Summerland between like 3 p.m. And maybe like seven. So if you want to come hang out there, that'll be pretty fun. Get gonorrhea.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Vote Warren for next season. Vote Warren for North America too. Good time to record. Outside. We're going to keep it going. But thank you so much, Tina. This shirt will be for auction eventually. I'll autograph it and see if anybody wants it. Gonorrhea boy.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
10 million in the bank got a clearing got a bad bet you just gotta carry 10 million We'll be right back. I'll be popping. Call me 10 million. I'll be popping. Call me 10 million. I'll be popping. I'll be popping. I'll be popping. Call me 10 million. 10 million. The bank got a clearing. I just got this new whip. Karen staring 10 million away. I'll be losing sight. I'll be writing mostly stores.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Now I'm on a flight. Feeling kind of thrilled. White girl cornrows with a crazy feel. Disgraceful. Completely normal. This bitch a ball hog. Now I'm feeling formal. I be popping. Call me 10 milli tons. I be popping. Call me 10 milli tons. I be popping. I be popping. I be popping. I'll be popping, call me 10-millimeter. I'll be popping, call me 10-millimeter.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I'll be popping, call me 10-millimeter.
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Tommy.
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Would you marry your mom?
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Come on.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I don't know.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Of course.
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Yes. Yeah. I really would.
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Like neurons and stuff firing.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
Mid-story. Mid-story. Yeah, dude, that rules.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
But the point is, if you do it in a pool or something.
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Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
I want to see that shit.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
It's funny. It's just funny to me. It's funny.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Of course.
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I spent so much time playing with my ass. Yeah. Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
So disgusting. Guys do that all the time. Who I am without my hole.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
When you're about the size 16. Yeah. That's good. That's good. Frederica Bimmel. She's a great big fat person. Oh, yeah. She goes, oh, she's a great big fat person. Oh.
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Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Which is terrible.
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It's a catastrophe.
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Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Could you stop sharing everything?
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Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Hey, Heather needs to trim this up for my socials. I got those Mother's Day stuff coming up.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
She looks great in Atomic Red.
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Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
I love it. I don't care. She's so talented. Oh, she looks great in it. Kimberly. That was pretty great. Kimberly.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I'll bet myself.
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Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
You don't like your dog? I've collected my fingernails for six years, and here's why. Back in 2019, I decided to start fighting my fingernails. I'm gonna throw up. I've never once had a nail biting session where they didn't go into the jar. Every single nail is accounted for. Even when I've had to travel, I'd pack a small size.
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Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
I'd return home. I'd add them to the jar. I'm going to fucking puke. And the answer is simple. As you can see, every single nail is very white and clean. Like bones. Like bones.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
There's absolutely never any dirt.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
garbage tickler or anything. I'm pretty hygienic. And as you can see, the jar is getting pretty full.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
This is what he shares.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
What?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
I'm going to throw up. That's the stupidest way anybody's ever eaten a bed of butter. I feel sick.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
It's okay. I won't take offense.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Newey.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
You don't like animals?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Oh, this one. This guy is my new favorite.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
I knew you liked this.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
How special. Synergy, Tom.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
He just whispers to the panties on his head. I don't want to see it again. I'm okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Fisting is such a gigantic part of my identity that I feel like a part of me is gone. I feel like there's a big vacancy left where fisting, I don't know what to do with myself during most of the days. I spent so much time playing with my ass and sitting on toys and just playing on cam and just being a general pig with my butthole that trying to fill the days now is really kind of weird.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Fuck yeah, dude.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Wow.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
I don't have a lot of other hobbies, and so it's kind of forcing me to take a mirror to myself and look at myself and figure out who I am without my hole. because I don't really know who that is anymore because I've been kind of one with my hole for so long. It's been giving me purpose. And so now I have to kind of figure out what that looks like without it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
What do I do?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
It was his championship.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
That's correct. Yeah. He prolapsed real bad and he had to go to the hospital for a while. Fuck. He had to like shit into a colostomy bag.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
You don't want that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Yeah. Yeah. And now we host the bro lapse podcast, which is just about life after his asshole. Nope.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
Was fisting change at all during this experience or like the way you connect with it, like either emotionally or spiritually? Did it change after you went through this traumatic experience?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
I'm just conscious, more conscious. Like before I knew there was like a risk, but like every risk you...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
always think that that's not going to happen to me but i mean i'm a small guy i'm short so i'm i think in i'm five seven five five seven so i was like pushing myself too much because i wanted to be at the same level of other content creators that's the problem with content today that's what i think is like a big it's like this this is insane i love this with other creators
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
You're like, what the... Which is really easy to happen after kids.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
No, I know.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Whoa.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Oh, check it out!
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
He kills. Yo, he kills.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
It's so awful.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Oh, come on.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Oh boy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Yes.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Aw.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
So she's always telling them.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke) | Your Mom's House Ep. 796
Sure. I did a couple of dates with Burt Kirscher. Yeah, Burt. Yeah. And let me tell you, it was a dude who played the drums, the guitar, and the keyboard. And the thing was, he was good. He was good. They laughing at me? Well, you know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about right now when I say that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke) | Your Mom's House Ep. 796
Wow.
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