Guest Speaker
Appearances
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
No, no, no, no. It's just the shape. It's just the oval. The yellow had nothing to do with it.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
If I grew up with you, I would have punched you as hard as I could. Every day. Very close.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
You already said you'd punch him as hard as you could every day. You know how close we would have been when we were little boys. I know. If we were the same generation. That's not taking a shot. I'm saying if we literally grew up in the same time, we would have been such buddies. Troublemaker, dude.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Hey, Lee. Stay away from my brother. I'm sick of your dumb sister coming around the school acting all smart because she's in STEM. Yes.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Acorns! They say money can't buy you happiness. But guess what? That's true. Money sure can make you feel a lot of other things, though.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Money makes people feel stressed, guilty, unsure, overwhelmed. Those are bad qualities. You don't want that because it feels shaky sometimes when you're not in control of your money. Money can sometimes control you. And I'm telling you, you got to get control.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Yeah, it is. Acorns is a financial wellness app that helps you take control of your money with simple tools to make it easy. to start investing and saving for your future. You don't need to be an expert, by the way. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that matches you and your money goals. This is the biggest thing, by the way. People think, oh, you have to have a lot of money.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I think that's not okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you have one teacher that you loved as a kid that you were like, they're the coolest, nicest?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Teachers did not like me. You were a bad kid. Same. I had one teacher that loved me so much, but he also hated me, where he's like, you're- Oh yeah, okay, I had one of those.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
We all have one that they're like, I wish you weren't such a disruption because you're such a fun light.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
It's held up down there. Yeah, it's held up. Like a bank robbery.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
When an Asian guy dies, you know they say you take your last breath. Some people are like... Yeah. His dad won't.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I think it is. You've never heard your dad in your house? Yeah, but it's more like boo. No, no.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, sounds like someone has a traumatic event. Yeah.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I actually had a really nice day that's why I want to die
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Yeah, we did everything I wanted to do. We talked about animal practice and Blues Brothers.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, sick. They're fast, huh? You have an Indy or an Audi, Bellybutton? Indy. Don't say it like people don't have Audis. I've never seen an Audi. Huh?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I watched the start and then I fell asleep on the plane and then I never got back to it. I did see a documentary about that girl that faked that she had brain cancer yesterday.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Okay, I don't know anything what you're talking about, so I want to see it. Apple Cider Figure is the show about the girl who fakes that she had. She's an Australian girl named Belle Gibson. Yeah. Belle Gibson. And Belle Gibson. She's from Melbourne. It really drove me nuts that they kept calling her in the documentary Belle Gibson. Because it sounds like Mel Gibson. They say it all the time.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Like, well, that's when Belle Gibson went on her little tirade. Yeah. I was like, ooh, I remember that. On PCA.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
They made a show based on it and they put them out basically at the same time.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
There's Belle Gibson right there taking a photo. Belle, tell us why you faked your cancer.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Belle, come on. You said you went to a doctor in Perth. At the time, I... Quite frankly, we looked up the doctor. Doesn't exist, Belle. Belle...
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
One moment. My son's here. What are you talking about? My adopted son. My adopted Chinese son.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
yeah down under that's it okay anyway down under this girl just sat on a 60 minutes and that's the footage of the 60 minutes and she literally is like you don't have brain cancer she's like at the time yeah she was true or false you have brain cancer she goes at the time true or false it was amazing but she's such a magician she's able to just kind of like fuck off all this negative she's nothing ever happened she never got arrested she never went to prison
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
nothing what's the problem here what about if i said to you if i said to you we're not finishing the story okay she created a health app and the app earned a lot of money from people who have cancer that wanted to take this health journey with her and she said she was going to give like many of the proceeds to charity which she never did she never did it's a it's a brilliant money scamming that's but we agree it is a brilliant charity fraud beautiful name for a baby girl
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
That's what a baby girl sounds like. Hey, welcome to Portland. I'm charity fraud. Little girls don't sound like that.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I did. Brain cancer is such a heavy one to lie about. You could have said leukemia is blood cancer. That one's an easier lie because people can live with it for a long time. Why brain?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Did you ever put a bicycle playing card on the spokes of your bicycle?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Did you ever see people do that in the neighborhood?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Well, that's a girl. You're doing a girl. Do a guy.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
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Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
He's a bus driver. Darling, haven't you got 50p to give him? I've got nothing on me. Yeah.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Yeah, yeah. That's exactly what it's like. Every day you're just going to get yelled at and assaulted. Yeah.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, here we go. She's not getting it. Oh, the big date I ate? Yeah, yeah. Oh my God.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Double fried. Chocolate dipped? Double dipped. Peanut butter stuffed? PBS. Deep fried and everything? Deep double fried on a ding dong scanty deck.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Bacon wrapped dates are probably one of my favorite.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Delicious. All right. How about most unattractive looking food that you find absolutely delicious?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Beef that does look gross and tastes good. Yeah. With what? With what?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Lobster in general. Lobsters always look so great. I've had... I don't like when they cut it open and they half it on the... No, I don't like how... I don't like that.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
But don't they say like muscles, right? Isn't it something like muscles have super high, what's the level that makes people, the thing that makes people really sick in there? Listeria? Yeah, that's right, right? Yeah, I think so. That's the thing that was in eggs and shit.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
yeah okay there it is paralytic shellfish poisoning PSP oh god yeah this is like super common people get it all the time wait you can get PSP from muscles PSP too and that's when you can like hear the thoughts of dead people and stuff purple I do want to ask you a real serious question if we can be serious for two seconds okay does is there a Lisa Gilroy show in the works I have a there's a rumor
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I heard that too. I'm being 100% serious. I heard that too. No way. Shut up. Be real. I just said be serious for two seconds. Yeah, yeah. Are you being honest right now, Gilroy? Is there a show being developed, at least a Gilroy show?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Nah, but there's something else that you're just being coy about it.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Stamos and... John Stamos and Meghan Trainor. Meghan Trainor did it. That's our first two guests.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Is your husband ever farted? Wait, before he was your husband, you were dating, you farted on a date, were you chill about it?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Does he trap the farts? Do you fart in front of him?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Farts are chill. Farts are chill. Farts are actually, there is a study. Look this up. There's a study that finds that couples who fart in front of each other have a healthier...
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
All right. Okay. I don't either. All right. Have you ever been peed on?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
First up, Chinese guy, blonde lady. First question, out of the gate. Welcome to my game show. It's called Look at the Board.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Toot Manangani. Thanks to Magani. Thanks, Lisa Gilroy. Thank you for being here on my show.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Hands on behind you. One hand behind your back. One hand on the buzzer. Okay. Get ready to buzz in. All right. In 1947, the inflation rate had adjusted from the previous year from 2%, 3.5%. True or false? Ding. Ding. True. Lisa, true. False. Look at the board. Bing, true.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Here we go. Noot Takani. Noot Takani. Thank you. Is a popular dessert in which country?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Toot to Goody and Lisa. This is for the final up. Double up the P-Stack. Jerry Seinfeld came into... Bing! Oh, Lisa. What's the deal? Look at the board.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
She won. You lost. Now, loser's statement. Look into the camera. Loser's statement. Go ahead when you're ready. Loser's statement from Toot Dugani. What does that mean? Look at the camera. Loser's statement. It's time for the loser's statement. Permission to boo? Oh. Permission to boo granted.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
What a great part, like imparting that kind of wisdom. What was that phrase your grandpa used to say to you?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
But you were so young too. Do you really remember? I mean, he was so young when he was alive.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, yeah. I love you so much. You're my favorite grandchild.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
It got canceled. No, he didn't know it got canceled. He was saying, I'm sorry that you're on that show. You think that's what it was? That's what I think he was saying. He saw a trailer and was like, fuck, dog, I'm sorry you're on that show.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
We're going after bilinguals, bisexuals. If you're bi, bye-bye. I did everything right, and they indicted me.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Wait, why'd you do this? Oh, does he have a disability?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Well, because these houses, you know, there are so many of them in one house. There's like 50 of them in there.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Google Lisa Gilroy for us right there. Don't do that. Let's find out the best pic. Let's see the best photo she's got on the internet.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, that's so funny. Lisa Gilroy. Time out. Hold on. Did you Google Lisa Gilroy hot? Stop.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Click this. Click the next one. Click it. Keep going through them. Ready?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Start with the first one and then click close after I say the word. Ready? Over the first one.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Yeah. And farted. Farted. Farted. Yeah, yeah. Farted. Farted. Yeah. Thought about farting. Yeah. Farted.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
That's a cute one right there. That's a great photo.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
No, no, no. It's so cute. That's not why you're in a magazine.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I don't know what that is. That's from 1883? Yeah. Okay. Hold on.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Well, that's nice of you guys to run magazines. Oh, there's Bitcoin Bobby.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I'm not in a fucking magazine. I told you that. I've never done a magazine.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Oh, yes, I was. Where? Yes, I was. Down to the left where I'm in the golf cart. I was in a magazine.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
They all have studs on their jackets. Little stud stars.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
You can't take the one that she just said that's impossible.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
You're telling me you're not rolling down a hill sometimes? You're just rolling down a hill.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
You're on a show right now. It's not a sitcom, but you're on a television show.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
What's the show called? You are. What the fuck are you on? Interior Chinatown.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
No, no, she's on a show. She actually is on a show right now. It's on Apple.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Well, if you're on a show, you're on a show. So you've been on a show before.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
That's right. So you're on the show. Until they take it down, you're on the show.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
They told me I was off the show. Oh, you got kicked off?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Well, yeah, if you don't have a job, it does feel like you got fired.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
The show, the TV show Blossom. When was that on the air?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I remember thinking about it. I was like, that girl's like the coolest chick on TV.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Isn't she a fucking, isn't she like a NASA level genius?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
Jenks, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. Your sister's gonna die in a crash.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I'm sorry, I haven't. So be careful driving the road tonight. I love you.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
When you go to 15 and does jinx, you're next to kin sibling. That is what happens when you go to 15. I don't know. Canada might be different than the States, but here it is if you go to 15.
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
That was all right. I made that up. We love Canadians. They're the best. They just beat us in hockey. Yeah. What a game. Did you watch that?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
That's what I use it for. That's your cousin. Yeah, you fuck a toque motherfucker. Do you have a different word for balaclavas?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
I think we've created such a nice environment for you to come to do that. Not only that, and I find it to be- Haven't we?
Bad Friends
More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy
If it's Carlos, I'm going to be fucking pissed off.
Bad Friends
In the Presence of a Movie Star
I'm in dreaming right now. I'm going to check for you in 15 minutes. I'm going to check for you?
Bad Friends
In the Presence of a Movie Star
It's an app. It's an app. Yeah, yeah. It's a free app, right?
Bad Friends
In the Presence of a Movie Star
You You don't have a fucking email. He's your email. You don't even. Why are you screaming at me?
Bad Friends
In the Presence of a Movie Star
Dude, the British are so funny. No, wait. Come to Lord Davenport's and fuck money blue. Give me Lord Davenport. I got to see this fucking guy. In LA, there's a guy named Lord Davenport? No, clearly this guy's in England.
Bad Friends
In the Presence of a Movie Star
What are you talking about? What are you doing right now? Tim Dillon. What are you doing right now?
Bad Friends
In the Presence of a Movie Star
No, I'm fucking, dude, I'm Norm. Yeah, thank you. No, I'm Norm. No, you're not, dude. I'm Norm. You're a pretentious artist.
Bad Friends
New Episode Out on Patreon Today
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Bad Friends
New Episode Out on Patreon Today
They can live through anything. They lived through the Holocaust. Yeah.
Bad Friends
New Episode Out on Patreon Today
Fancy's like, we're cutting all this. Are we? Some of it. The black guy thing, that's tough. Whoa, look at that. Look at that. And I love it when they defend themselves. That's how they got so strong, swinging axes at dogs. Look how buff that guy is. This is nuts. It's not nuts. Honestly, though? Yeah, yeah. The other one that was bad was Michelle Trachtenberg died the same day, right?
Bad Friends
New Episode Out on Patreon Today
In New York. Oh, that's not here? Yeah, it was in New York.
Bad Friends
New Episode Out on Patreon Today
They found him a day later? Oh, yeah. It's a Hollywood tribal.
Bad Friends
New Episode Out on Patreon Today
Okay, we've talked about it on this show. People die in threes. Who's next? Who's the third? Let's guess.
Bad Friends
New Episode Out on Patreon Today
Hold on. Let me think of the name. Hold on. Okay, I was going to say, on the count of three, we have to think of a name together. Okay.
Bad Friends
New Episode Out on Patreon Today
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Bad Friends
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And snap, snap, snap. What are you looking at? Come on over here.
Bad Friends
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Bad Friends
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And one dog. Yeah, let me say something. The dog was in the kennel, which I think is a little strange. Don't you let your dogs free roam? I free roam my dog. I free roam, dog.
Bad Friends
New Episode on Patreon Today
Why do you keep going like this with your hair? Because I'm emo, dude.
Bad Friends
New Episode on Patreon Today
No, they're... I was shopping with my fiance at... Ooh! Now he's changing again. Ooh! It's continuity. No, we were just saying. Why does everyone have to use these mics? Why can't they find a better system? This is one of the best mics in the game. You've been complaining since you've been here, Benny. Yeah. What are you complaining?
Bad Friends
New Episode on Patreon Today
I wanted you to put on your shirt, and I thought you looked beautiful. Thank you so much.
Bad Friends
New Episode on Patreon Today
You don't like these mics? As someone who is a professional. No, I do like these mics, but I don't understand why there's not a version at this point where it's like we're like, hands-free, well, we already are hands-free, but we're like, there's nothing in our face, we're not wearing a headphone, we're just talking in a room.
Bad Friends
New Episode on Patreon Today
I know, I know. Well, okay, okay. Here's what it is. She's like a homebody, like her favorite thing to do. Let's not talk about a woman's body on the show. That's so diminutive. Your wife's body is insane, man. I know, I'm shaming. Yeah. Her body's like a house. It's a big, burly house. No, she just likes to chill at home. So do you, though. Yeah, yeah, I'm like a big chill.
Bad Friends
New Episode on Patreon Today
Like, I don't want to go to, like, we're not going to... Like, we want to, like, chill at... That's us every night. Every night I go there.
Bad Friends
New Episode on Patreon Today
Wait, are any of you guys sober? No, you're not. I'm in the program. Okay, okay, okay. Are you in the program? I'm not, I'm not.
Bad Friends
New Episode on Patreon Today
Why can't he fit in it? He's saying that I'm fat. I think you fit in that easily. Thank you, Benny. Do you actually think he can't fit in it?
Bad Friends
New Episode on Patreon Today
Are you on Ozempic? He is. Actually? Yeah. Why are you on Ozempic?
Bad Friends
New Episode on Patreon Today
Okay, let's see. It fits. It fits perfectly. It fits good. It's perfect.
Bad Friends
New Episode on Patreon Today
Wait, are you actually on Ozempic? Yeah, I am. Really? Not Ozempic. He's on the other one. Manjaro.
Bad Friends
New Episode on Patreon Today
No, there is no Wugovic. You just made up Wugovic. No, Wugovic. Hey, dude, we're not as successful as you. We can't afford premium brand. What are you talking about? That shirt was $9,000. I know.
Campus Files
Hot for Chancellor - Part 2
I myself have been married for 56 years. Unfortunately to four different women. You can work out a whole lot of s*** in the hours of Target.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
I appreciate the offer, but no, like truly Greg's a nice guy, but he's just not what I'm looking for.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Anna, I'm calling from Las Vegas.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
I thought to myself, I bet I know what this is. And now I definitely know what this is.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
I wanted a way to do something that I loved for the rest of my life.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
I'm okay. Is this a joke? Why is a radio show calling me?
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Yeah, it's got to be Greg, right?
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Honestly, he's a lot. Like... I'll give him this. He was funny at first, but then, I don't know, it just felt like everything turned into a meme or some joke. He doesn't really, like, know when to stop and turn it off, you know what I mean? Yeah.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
I get the sense, like, to an extent, that's who he is, and so, like, that's why... it felt like a lot. Like if it came off as nerves, like it would be one thing, you know what I mean? But because it was, it was just constant. And I did get the sense of his personality. It was a lot to take in. And don't get me wrong.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Like the hike was fun, but after the kiss, like he just tried to make it this whole comedy routine. And I am truly all for humor, but it just didn't feel genuine, you know, like because it felt like he was on.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Yeah, aspects of it were funny. It was, like, just kind of making cracks about everything, and, like, there was a crack about, like, you know, the view that we had was absolutely stunning, and he sort of, like, made a joke about, like, you know, if we fell and this was how our lives ended, essentially, like, at least we'd have a good view for it. And that was a lot.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
And then it was just, there was a lot, a lot of talk about memes. Like, I can't really adequately express that.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Yeah. Kind of felt like he was obsessing over them, and I just don't think that's a match for me.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
I think it was him, too, because he would kind of see something on the hype and... try to figure out what kind of meme it could make. Like we'd see like this stunning tree and it would be like, oh, well, what funny joke can I make with that? And, you know, it was just, it was a lot instead of just kind of enjoying what was around us. It was like he was trying to figure out
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
how he could, you know, get recognition somehow out of it. Content creator life. And then there was like this one point where we were trying to like take a left, but there are these two rocks that was sort of like blocking that path. And he just sort of made a joke about how like, oh, wouldn't it make just such a great meme about, you know, two rocks don't make a right and that kind of thing.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Yeah, and then he was just cracking up over it, and I just sort of was sitting there kind of giving pity laughs because, you know, what else are you supposed to do?
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
Greg, it's just like, you're a stand-up comedy show that never ends. And so it just, it gets to be a lot. Like, I don't know when you're being real or if you're just setting up for a punchline.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
And I don't doubt that the meme page is great, but in real life, I don't need running commentary on everything around me 24-7. I want someone I can actually connect with, and when someone's just making commentary, it sort of feels like they're in their own world, but not really present with me.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Greg Said What On Their Hike?
No, I don't like boring guys. I don't want someone who's cracking jokes 24-7. Like, I ideally would like a happy medium. Somewhere in between there would be great. Half boring, half funny.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Er war ein Loof.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
Also the chair is crazy, like they don't even let you lay down.
Giggly Squad
Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony
My inner child just came out.
Moral Of The Story
Chinese Singing Competition Invites Foreign Grammy Winners, Then Regrets It & Rigs The Results
I'm sweating.
Moral Of The Story
Chinese Singing Competition Invites Foreign Grammy Winners, Then Regrets It & Rigs The Results
She's like, what, 50, 60?
Moral Of The Story
Chinese Singing Competition Invites Foreign Grammy Winners, Then Regrets It & Rigs The Results
Oh, so like 55?
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
We ain't afraid of no Ghostty! (Interview)
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
The Prosecutors
298. WM3 - A Little Less Conversation
yes he had a dream right i'm just bawling and i'm like why am i so emotional and it turns out that one of the side effects of quinine is intense emotions so i never got the dreams i never had the malaria only emotional the only thing i got was the emotion i just cried at the drop of a hat
The Prosecutors
298. WM3 - A Little Less Conversation
Wait. Wait. Okay. I know we need to get started, but hold on a second. Hold on now. Hold on. I don't even know if I knew that roosters had testicles. I mean, I guess I had to know that. Is that a real thing? Are you making that up? You're making that up.
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Damn it, show's not here.
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I was like, where's she from?
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Is she from Ireland?
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Oh my God, the Delta guy going to spill all the secrets. Yeah.
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Just pretend like it's not okay. You're going to become a vigilante riding the New York subway.
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When it was free. That is the big indicator. So the time period of his life, it was a thousand rounds a day.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Don't I?
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I was a blues man when this shit came out. Hell yeah. Rock and roll was so fucked up back then.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Right.
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Whoa. Oh, I love this song.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh, Guns N' Roses?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Sweet Child of Mine, yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
What's up, everybody, man? We are sitting here in the NOLA, the Big Easy, at Super Bowl 59, man. The biggest event in America. Sitting right next to Burt Kershaw. Hey, I can pronounce your last name. Burt Kreiser. Burt Kreiser. Burt Kershaw.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
white women stop abandoning your sisters trust black women they lead the way oh we're mad as hell oh can't you tell oh we're mad as hell can't you tell we just dance you fucking bastards okay so cool that's a great that's in the Castro it looks like queering out the women they were queering out the dudes yeah
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Dude, that's fantastic.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
It sounds like it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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African Americans, Puerto Rican, and not the Jews because nobody likes them. Everybody else is included. Creole.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Creole.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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How come she's got regular Asians?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That's her.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
They're not all suck.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
How do I describe what it was like?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Yeah, it was too much.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Tommy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Right.
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Wow. Guy Fieri. It's Guy Fieri. Those of you listening.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
That's a lot. Oh, by the way, you want sauces on your thing? You're a dollar a piece. Fuck you, guy. These places are closing left and right. This guy's a complete piece of shit. How about that?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
He's so mad.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I just wanted to say happy new year. I truly appreciate each and every one of you being part of I Allegedly and subscribing to the channel. And I look forward to 2025. We're going to have an amazing year. So much is going to happen. Very different energy. Yeah, he's normal here. He's professional. Onward and upward, guys.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Yeah. He's sauced up in that one.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I'm on St. Kitts shopping. St. Kitts? They've got cigarettes.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
And they say smoking kills. So kids, don't smoke, okay? Because smoking kills. That is hilarious, guys. Look at this. All say... Smoking pills. Smoking pills.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I absolutely get a kick out of our politicians.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Saying things that are not questioned. Kamala Harris last week announced her economic plan. And one thing she announced was that she was going to build 3 million low-cost houses and apartments. That's fantastic, guys. Think about this. In a four-year term, that would be 1,460 days. If you divide that by 3 million, it's 2,064 a day that she would have to build. What?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Oh, Dan, you're being a buzzkill. Come on, man. You just got to do it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
No. It's amazing. Have accountability for these guys. I love it. It's that simple. We can't do the Oprah. You get a car. You get a car. You get a car. Oh, you don't get a car? He's having fun with stickers.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Hey guys, it's that time of the year and I just want to be the first. In your life to wish you guys a Merry Christmas.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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It's never too early for Christmas. Okay. Okay. So I allegedly wishes everybody.
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In June. Okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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So I was filming in Pasadena, and as I was leaving, I was on the phone with a buddy and said, oh, wow, there's a Popeye's chicken. Haven't seen one of those in a while. And he's like, hey, could you do me a favor and stop and get some Cajun rice for me? Sure. And I remember their Cajun rice as being like a flavorful, spicy rice with meat in it and stuff like that.
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Oh, it's got rice and beans in it now, sir. This. Is there a Cajun rice now?
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Let me know what you think.
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And you don't have to eat at Popeye's.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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What? Are they going out of business, Popeye's?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Okay. I mean.
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That was five years ago.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Hey, it's Dan. Welcome back. You're watching I Allegedly. And I've got a good one for you today because I've been banned for life from Walmart. Please hit the like button. Please subscribe to the channel. Yes. Today we have a sponsor, Private Internet Access, which I will get into in a little bit. But let's get right into it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Okay, so it's not me that's been banned. It's a woman named Ashley Cross. And this is something that we've talked about a few months ago. But Ashley Cross has been banned from 4,600 Walmarts. All of them. Can't step in. And the reason for that is that she went out and she took...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
one item that was very inexpensive and then she would scan it at the self-checkout and what she would do is she would use a watch battery which was a little over a dollar and she would then scan that and they caught her scanning about 180 dollars with the merchandise jeans and shirts and other things yeah and with that they said no you're done so They are fed up with this.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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They're absolutely done with this behavior. The self-checkout is where they get robbed blind.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Well, yeah, why are they doing that?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I hate self-checkout. Scan five items, take out six. And Walmart is fed up with it. Walmart's completely done with it. And so she's done.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Is that the story? This is a 19-minute video about Ashley?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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He's walking home. But again, arrested her for this. This is what you want to avoid, guys. I'm telling you. What? Want to avoid stealing? I had a guy I was filming at that self-checkout. Oh, his first time in a grocery store, man. So I said something. Anyways, you know, come on, guys. Mind your own business. Be aware of this stuff, guys, because I'm telling you this right now.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
You want to do something interesting? Do a search on how many people have been arrested at the self-checkout.
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Hello, my name is James.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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James, what are we getting for you?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I'd like two pink drinks, please.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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What size?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Large.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Two large pink drinks. Anything else?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That'll be all, love. All right, we'll see you out there.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Have a good day. And this is for you. Oh, thank you. Happy birthday. Thank you. Have a good day. Cheers.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, it's got to be bad. With vanilla. I'll take it hot, please. And may I have that with vanilla? Oh, this is good. And then for me, I think I'll try one of them new Cortados. That's really good. No, thank you, please. All right. No, thank you. Drink stopper, please. Thank you. And this is for y'all. Yep. It's your birthday. Happy birthday.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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It's your birthday.
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Happy birthday. So stupid.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, he was good. Hello there, love. Can I get a...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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large chestnut frappuccino please would you like love oh yes can i get another large matcha frappuccino please do they oh yes uh do strawberry drizzle
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Is it your birthday today? Is it your birthday? Yeah. Do you know Craig? Craig told me it was your birthday. You don't know? Must be the other Starbucks. Sorry, sir.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, he didn't even hear him. I don't think he heard.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You look retarded, bro. I think he heard him.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Thank you, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Bitch, don't play with me. Do not play with me. Do not play with me because I'm not the one or the two. You're not the one or the two. Let's go. You ain't got shit to do. Spirit air. Remember what I was telling you about service industry? Not good. Right? Yeah, it's beer. Jesus. Wow.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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And I said what I said. Please step to me like you want it.
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You're not the one or the two.
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Yeah, fuck, man.
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You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Nigga, my night. Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah. Yeah.
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At school.
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I've seen that growing up in school.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. That was big in my school.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
One time in middle school, these two ghetto white bitches, they threw down. They were throwing kicks and stuff. That was during a passing period. That was kind of cool to watch.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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White boys.
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I saw a white kid get turned into a vegetable. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Mom, this kid I know punched this other guy I know, and then the kid got knocked out and hit his head on a curb, and now he's broccoli.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I grew up in small town Nebraska, and it was all, like, farmers and, like, trailer kids fighting all the time. Yeah. White kids, small towns.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
uh yeah i was at a house party and uh so he punched him and then the kid was perfectly placed when he fell his head and hit the back of a curb and now he's uh he's pretty retarded did that other because usually when those things happen you get like you get arrested Yeah, he got arrested. I was supposed to go to school with him. I was supposed to go to college with him.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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And since he had a court case, he couldn't come to school.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Tom, go do your act. Mike!
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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All right.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Here we go.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Absolutely. Well, we're in a very good position to talk about what's going on. Okay. Jesus Christ. Dr. Drew, it's a hypothyroidism.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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And she knows how she looks.
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Why don't you just say something? We work with a lot of Fortune 1000 organizations.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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She hasn't blinked either. No. And we get a good pulse on what's ramping and areas of growth. I'm going to pee. She didn't blink.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You're dating a misandrist and you've transitioned in front of them and they are like part of the reason you're struggling to even identify as a man or trans masculine. You're like, I'm, you know, non-binary, but I, and hey, I am complicated. I'm non-binary. I'm a woman. I'm also a man though. And I do look like this and I'm walking the world like this.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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And so this person during one of our flights was like, I don't see you as a man though. And I said, that's weird. Everybody else fucking does. And they were like, I was like, you maybe should look at me a little closer. Cause what are you seeing?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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He just totally destroys her.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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If this circle represents all of the open defecation that happens in the world.
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This is the fraction that happens in India.
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And this is the fraction that happens only in rural India. 65% of rural Indians defecate in the open. So what that means is that most of the open defecation that happens in the world happens in rural India.
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Yeah, we got it.
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And most rural Indians defecate in the open.
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We got it.
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Every day, 500 million people... in villages in india we get it go in the fields yes rather than use a toilet or a latrine we got it what's the that's bigger than the population of the united states why why why why choose to do that they're all poor and stuff no india what's the reason to choose the field shit
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, that's her. That's her in her 40s.
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Yeah, of course. I live for this kind of shit.
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We need to get you on stage. Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, my God. What the fuck?
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Thank you, Marta. Thank you.
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Eddie? Down. Down. Down. Yeah.
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Nice, Eddie.
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Hell yeah.
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They have Therian masks at Ikea. Breaking news. These are legit. This is a Therian mask. I don't know how you can not know me otherwise.
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They have a whole box of them. And I just think Ikea is getting with the times. If you're doing quadrobics at the Ikea, I don't think they would judge you.
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You see, I've not been real proud of it, but my grandmother was a witch, an astrologist, somebody that studied the stars. My mother's name's JoJo. You know, the government knows Dorinda. The FBI knows JoJo.
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Honorea boy here, literally, just had this shirt made thanks to my Facebook friend named Tina at a place called Embroidery Plus in Las Vegas.
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We walk in Fremont any minute now. On Friday, I'm going to be going to Little Italiana in Summerland between like 3 p.m. And maybe like seven. So if you want to come hang out there, that'll be pretty fun. Get gonorrhea.
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Vote Warren for next season. Vote Warren for North America too. Good time to record. Outside. We're going to keep it going. But thank you so much, Tina. This shirt will be for auction eventually. I'll autograph it and see if anybody wants it. Gonorrhea boy.
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10 million in the bank got a clearing got a bad bet you just gotta carry 10 million We'll be right back. I'll be popping. Call me 10 million. I'll be popping. Call me 10 million. I'll be popping. I'll be popping. I'll be popping. Call me 10 million. 10 million. The bank got a clearing. I just got this new whip. Karen staring 10 million away. I'll be losing sight. I'll be writing mostly stores.
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Now I'm on a flight. Feeling kind of thrilled. White girl cornrows with a crazy feel. Disgraceful. Completely normal. This bitch a ball hog. Now I'm feeling formal. I be popping. Call me 10 milli tons. I be popping. Call me 10 milli tons. I be popping. I be popping. I be popping. I'll be popping, call me 10-millimeter. I'll be popping, call me 10-millimeter.
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I'll be popping, call me 10-millimeter.
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Tommy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Would you marry your mom?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Come on.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
I don't know.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Of course.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Yes. Yeah. I really would.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Like neurons and stuff firing.